Spider Crab

Spider Crabs (Macrocheira kaempferi) are not spiders. Instead, they are crabs. I hope you knew that. They take up residence in the Isopod Dimension, despite not actually being Isopods. I guess that's because they're both horrifying arthropods that live in the abyss. They also invade UnEarth often, despite not doing it for Doritos and purely for the intent of scaring the crap out of people.
== Bio ==
Spider Crabs are unique among arthropods in that they have the ability for fire lasers out of their eyes. Basically, they Shoop da Whoop, but with their eyes. They are also far bigger on average, usually outsizing humans. In fact, they are the largest arthropods of all time. Spider Crabs are also well known because of their hatred for liberals. No one knows why they hate liberals so much. They can recognize a liberal instantly, and when they do they will immediately laser it. Dill Nye once harnessed a few of these in order to make the ultimate anti-liberal weapon.
== Trivia ==
* This is the 3,600th page on the wiki. The Spider Crabs think this is their chance to finally eradicate liberals. We're going to deny them that chance, because they weren't actually the 3,600th page. 
* King Isopod has command over Spider Crabs for some reason.
* Donald Trump has hired a few spider crabs to silence any liberals who get in his way.
Category:Arachnids
Category:Monsters
Category:Fish
Category:Species
Category:Anti-Liberals
Category:Crabs