Go To Jail

Go To Jail is a Mr. Rrarrg! episode. In this episode, Patrick, Rrarrg and Grugg try to break out of Eugeneville Prison.
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Grugg
• Guards
• Prisoners (Debut)
• Johnson (Debut)
• Security Guard (Debut)
• Grr
• Babba
• Narrator
• Police
== Transcript ==
Narrator: Hello, it's me, the narrator. And today i bring you the 14th episode of the life and times of mr-
Patrick: hey! What are you doing here?
Narrator: uh oh.
(narrator runs away)
Patrick: That's better. Anyway, enjoy the episode.
(episode starts with patrick, grugg and rrarrg running away from the krab police)
Grugg: grurgrggrrugr?! (what the fuck did you do?!)
Patrick: uh, I don't remember.
Krab 1: you can't hide from the police!
Krab 2: yeah!
Patrick: shit you got me there.
(they stop running)
Patrick: Wait, why were we running?
(the krabs arrest them)
Patrick: Oh yeah, I remember now.
Krab 1: You’re under arrest for terrorism!
Patrick: Terrorism? I don’t remember committing that recently!
Grugg: grurrgrugurg? (recently?)
Krab 2: That doesn't matter! You're all still under arrest!
Patrick: darn.
(cut to them behind bars)
Patrick: Well this stinks. Now the other guys are probably worried sick about us.
(cut to grr and babba watching tv)
(cut back to the other three)
Rrarrg: rrarararg (we gotta get outta here as soon as possible then)
Patrick: I’ve seen plenty of prison movies, I got this. Anyone got a spoon?
(the other two shake their heads)
Patrick: Damn it. Well i guess there's another option
(patrick tries biting the ground but his teeth fall off)
Patrick: darn. Anyone else got any other ideas?
Grugg: gruggruggrugg (well, we could always trick the prison guards)
Patrick: Oh yeah, why didn’t I think of that? But how exactly…?
(they think for a second)
(cut to grr and babba watching tv again)
Grr: grggrg (hey babba)
Babba: baba? (yeah?)
Grr: grgrgrggrgrgrgr (it's kinda quiet in here.)
Babba: babababa (i beg to differ)
(bonk sound plays)
Babba: bababbababa! (dammit i missed the best part!)
Grr: grgrgrgrggrgrgr? (do you think rrarrg and patrick are fine?)
Babba: babababa (i don't know)
(cut back to the three thinking; it is now night time)
Guard 1: Hey, it's time to sleep.
Patrick: oh, alright then. 
(they go to bed)
(rrarrg notices something on his bed)
(rrarrg looks over to the other side of his bed and sees a skull)
Rrarrg: rrarrg! (AH!)
Narrator: the next morning..
(the trio are going to cafeteria and they get their food; they go to a table)
Prisoner: what are you in for?
Patrick: terrorism, you?
Prisoner: I assaulted mr krabs.
(the three slide away from him)
Prisoner: aw man.
Patrick: Well guys, I guess we're gonna have to wait our time.
Grugg: grugrgrgugrug? (what did you even do to them?)
Patrick: Well it all started last month.
(flashback; patrick and grr are going to eugeneville)
Patrick (narrating): we went to this town called uh… Eujeansville i think it was called. We had some spare bombs and we decided to blow up the town.
(Flashback patrick and flashback grr are detonating the bombs)
Flashback Patrick: ready?
Flashback Grr: grgrg! (ready!)
(the town blows up and they run away)
(flashback ends)
Patrick: and then we promised not to speak about it ever again.
Rrarrg: raragaragaragrgarg (wow, that's pretty bad)
Patrick: Yeah, I know. 
Grugg: grugrgrgurgurgrurgrug! (one thing i don't understand is how we got into this mess!)
Patrick: Well, maybe because you were with me when we got arrested.
(cut to them back in their cell)
Patrick: We need to think of a way to get out of here!
Rrarrg: ragaragragragr? (didn't we think yesterday?)
Patrick: Oh yeah, we were gonna trick the guards or something. Ok so how do we do it?
Grugg: grug…. Grugrgrurgrugrugurgurg! (hmm… let's take their keys while they're not looking!)
Patrick: Great idea! I don't see how that could go wrong!
(the three see the guards walking by their cell)
Patrick: Excuse me sir.
Guard: huh? oh it's you.
Patrick: I believe your shoe is untied. 
(patrick points to his shoe; shot of untied shoe)
Guard: oh, you're right. I must've forgotten to tie it today.
(patrick tries to steal the keys)
Guard: hey wait a minute. Is this some sort of plan to get out?
Patrick: uh.. no.
Guard: hmmm… well, see ya later then. Wait, where are my keys?
(the three look at each other)
Rrarrg: ragragragrargarg (it probably got stolen by that guy)
(rrarrg points to the cell opposite of them)
Prisoner 2: huh?
Guard: hey! Give me back my keys.
Prisoner 2: I don't have em.
Guard: don't lie to me, where are my keys?
Prisoner 2: honest! I don't know!
Guard: alright buddy, you're going into the investigation room.
Prisoner 2: wait
(guard tries to get the prisoner out but realizes he doesn't have his keys)
Guard: oh right, my keys. Well, I'll keep an eye on you, bud.
(prisoner gulps and guard walks away)
Patrick: That was easier than I thought. Now we just have to get-
Prisoner 3: hey you guys wanna help me get out?
Patrick: oh, we were just trying to get out too.
Prisoner 3: ok, here's the deal. You help me get out, and I get you out of here afterwards.
Patrick: Sounds good to me!
Grugg: grugrgurgrug… (oh brother…)
(patrick gives prisoner 3 the key and he gets out of his cell)
Patrick: Alright, now you get us out right?
Prisoner 3: hah, no! Of course i wouldn't do that you fucking idiot!
Patrick: darn.
Prisoner 3: now thanks to you, i-
Guard 2: what's going on here?
Prisoner 3: oh no.
Guard: hey, are those my keys?
Prisoner 3: uh, no.
Guard 2: Then how did you get out of your cell? and why is the door open?
Prisoner 3: uh…
(prisoner 3 runs away)
Guard: GET THE PRISONER!
(the 2 guards catch up with the prisoner and drag him away)
Prisoner 3: no… not the electric chair! NOOOOOOO
(sound of door shutting)
Patrick: well, he's fucked.
Rrarrg: rrarrg, rragrarrrgargargarggrarga!? (great, now how are we gonna get out?!)
Patrick: Well, there's the toilet.
Grugg: grurggrrugr (too small.)
Rrarrg: rrargaarg- (that's what she-)
(grugg slaps rrarrg)
Patrick: uh, we could try the window.
Grugg: grugrgrug (still too small)
Patrick: Well, the only other option is…
(shot of outside of cell)
Patrick: ...destroy the cell doors
(the three all gulp)
(grugg rips the bars)
Prisoner 2: oh, can you help me out too?
Patrick: Are you gonna scam us?
Prisoner 2: no.
Patrick: okay!
(grugg breaks out prisoner 2 as well)
Patrick: RUN!
(the 4 run away from the cells)
(cut to the security room)
(security guard spits his coffee on one of the screens)
Security: HOLY FISHPASTE! BREAK OUT!
(security slams a red button and the alarm goes off)
Patrick: Oh no guys! It's the alarm!
Prisoner 2: THEY'RE AFTER US OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Rrarrg: rrargrrgarg! (not to worry!)
(rrarrg puts both of them on his shoulders and they run)
Guard: get back here!
Patrick: TURN!
(rrarrg turns and the guards follow them)
Guard 2: we gotta call in the heavy artillery!
(guard 2 presses a button and other guards appear in front of the four)
Patrick: Oh no! We're surrounded!
Guard 3: they'll never get past us for sure!
(rrarrg and grugg destroy the outer prison walls and escape)
Guard 3: darn, we almost had em.
(transition to next scene; the four of them are running away from eugeneville prison)
Patrick: Did we escape?
Prisoner 3: I hope so.
Patrick: Say, what's your name?
Prisoner 3: oh, my name is Johnson. 
Patrick: What were you in for?
Johnson: i was a sex offender.
Patrick: damn.
Grugg: grugrgrugrgug? (how are we gonna get back?)
Patrick: Hmm, we can try to take the bus.
Johnson: but where can we find a-
(shot of them at a bus stop)
Johnson: oh.
(transition to next scene; they are back at the mountains)
Patrick: we're here!
(they all cheer)
Patrick: Now let's use the elevator to get up.
Rrarrg: rrrarrgagrgargarg? (there was an elevator?)
Patrick: yeah, installed it last week.
Narrator: 5 minutes later..
(cut to the mountains where grr and babba are sitting on the couch)
Babba: babababbababab? (hey since when was that there?)
(babba points to the elevator)
Grr: grgrgr, grgrgrgrgr (i don't know, must've gotten here recently.)
(Patrick, johnson, rrarrg and grugg get out of the elevator)
Babba: bababab! (you're back!)
Patrick: mountain, sweet mountain. Finally we're home.
Johnson: So this is where you live?
Patrick: yeah.
Johnson: Hey, you look familiar.
Patrick: uh..
Johnson: Eh don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anyone. You're Patrick Star right?
Patrick: yeah.
Johnson: you're banned from bikini bottom right?
Patrick: yeah.
Johnson: Hey, that's what happened to me too!
Patrick: awesome! You could live with us if you want.
Johnson: Nah, I gotta get going. I'll see you some other day tho.
Patrick: oh, alright.
(johnson enters the elevator and goes down)
Patrick: so, I guess everything's back to normal.
Rrarrg: rrarrg. (yeah.)
(cut to johnson who exits the elevator)
Johnson: ah, finally some freedom.
(police sirens)
Johnson: Uh oh.
(police cars chase johnson; episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This episode was finished in 11 days.
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