MingeBag (Gmod)

Mingebags are players between 7-15 who attemp to either ruin or crash servers, they get their name from the default steam name because they are too stupid to change it, however, this does not mean all people who are called mingebags try to crash the server, they could be new players with great potential
Tatics of a mingebag: • Spamming, spawn lots of items • Squeking, rarest of all( second) speak in annoying voices about things they don't agree on • Contraption destruction, attempt to destroy other players creations or contraptions • Invasion, build war machines and attempt to crash every server, no invasion has happened. Yet. Trivia: • The YouTube series " War of the Servers" makes the mingebags attack servers like the Martians did in the book "War of the Worlds" • In the game there is a menu screen called gm_Mingebags, it shows a survivor hiding from Mingebags • Anti Mingebag software is now available for admins to use, these are, anti spam, prop keeper and prisons
Mingebag Was a term used in older versions of Garry's Mod to describe new players of the game. The name was set as their default username to appear in-game, and had to be changed in the game settings. With the growing player-base, this later evolved into a term to represent ignorant or new players, with many variations of the Mingebag forming. A Mingebag is described as using the default Dr. Kleiner model from the Half-Life 2 Series, typically with broken animations forcing them into an A-Pose, with their physgun sticking out of their pelvis joint.
== Types of minges ==
Noob MingeBag: New players to Garry's Mod, and have yet to find a way to change their name.
Evil MingeBags: A troll player, or 'Warmonger-er', who engages other players in a server consistently. They can also be considered an Evil Mingebag if they're using the game's prop system to troll or abuse a player.
Good MingeBags: A friendly player, or a new one still learning. Typically asks multiple questions relating to playing the game and helps others with construction or combat.
Hivemind MingeBags: Followers of the 'Status-quo', or a popular youtuber along with their exploits. Typically never stands out much, and are never doing the same thing for very long.
Miku clones: Bot-players linked to the same account, or duplicates of one. They join a server in mass and spin around.
PedoMingebags: Devout followers of Garry Newman, they flood into servers in the dozens and spray child pornography on everything, then in an incredible feat of coordination, construct massive structures in the shape of Garry Newman hanging himself while masturbating.
== Types of minges ==
Mingebags can usually be grouped into a few catagories:
Noob Mingebag, will either ask how to do stuff or run around killing people with RPGs. If the latter is the case, they are:
Evil Mingebags.(A.K.A Troll Mingebags,Trolls, or Jacknife.) Will do everything in their power to wreck the server. Stupid ones will probally deathmatch with guns, and smarter ones will spawn huge chimneys and create spawn-traps. However, not all mingebags are evil (though many are). Some may be:
Good Mingebags. They really want to contribute something. This is the best kind of Mingebag, and they should be allowed to stay, as there is no use turning people off GMod because of their name. 
Satan Mingebags. These guys are the worst of the worst, they use exploits and server crashers. Usually they spawn minge devices such as wired autoturrets, missiles, and even blinding and prop-killing using E2 scripts. Be sure to have a good admin addon or server management system ready, and NEVER jail or kick when you know one is on the server, This will cause him to rage. Be discreet when banning or subduing a Satan mingebag or the above could easily happen.
== Things done by evil Mingebags ==
Evil Mingebags usually do things termed mingey, particualy doing-
* Removing players props and damaging constructions, balloons are usually attatched to things such as vehicles.
* Spawning huge chimneys. Due to the new menu, it is very hard to find, so it'll probably only be used by smarter minges.
* Spawn traps. Particuly propeller blades on the highest torque.
** Related to the above, only using dynamite. Not only does this kill you when you spawn, it also lags.
* Beware of smart, evil minges. They are even more deadly, and could use the new muscle and hydraulics to their advantage
* Invisible NPCs such as Antlions or Fast Zombies are quite common
* Prop-blocking
* Creating lag machines with lots of constrained props unfrozen and put inside each other
== What to do if you encounter a Mingebag ==
Different mingebags should be handled differently. No, don't kill them all.
=== In case of Noob Minge ===
If he's DMing, kick him, kill him, ect. {C  However, if he's not, teach him how to use wheels. If he uses them to spawn-trap, kick, kill, ect.  If after that, he's still not killing anything (on purpose), move on to Good Minge.
=== In case of Evil Minge ===
Kill with extreme prejudice. Over and over again, then trap him under a dumpster or something, and if he kills himself to get out, kick him.
==== Countering Evil Mingebags ====
Although kicking is the usual procedure, or informing them of the wrongs of their ways, besting them also works when done effectively, such as using their own tactics against them (spawn traps) or you could use their wrong doings as a que to try out your War Devices on them, such as the RCWP with turrets.
=== In case of Good Minge ===
Tell them how to change their name, teach them the basics and then direct them to this very wiki. Name change is most important, as if they don't, they'll likely be kicked by every server with an admin.Make sure to thank them for not being a Evil Mingebag or anything in that criteria.
=== If you ARE a mingebag ===
If you are a mingebag, beware. You will generally be mistreated, kicked, banned, and flamed. Most servers online have an Auto-MingeBag kick and will automatically kick anybody with the playername "MingeBag" before they even get chance to spawn. {C It is very rare for someone to actually help you, so change your name!
This is how you do so: {C First, press and hold the SPAWNMENU button (default is Q). If the key isn't working, check the control options.  You will notice a spawn menu, but thats not what we're here for. You should notice four tabs in the top right corner of the SPAWN menu. Click on the fourth one on the right. There should be a submenu called "Player options". Click it on, and there should be a name thing right there. Click on it, and type away! Remember to remove "MingeBag".
An alternate way of doing this is by pressing the "Esc" button in the top left corner of your keyboard and clicking on "Options", then clicking on the "Multiplayer" tab. Change your name in the box that is labeled "Username:", and hit OK or Apply. Press "Esc" again to return to close this screen.
War of the servers