The Sting Quotes

:Pam: Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.
:Jim: What? He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled.
:Pam: That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.
:Jim: Yeah, I thought you started it.
:Pam: No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. You know I have a kid with you, right?
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:Michael: How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped, and drowned.
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:Michael: You know what this is? This is a stinger. 
:Jim: A what? 
:Michael: Like the movie. 
:Jim: I think you mean The Sting. 
:Michael: Paul Newman, Robert Redford. They're bank robbers. 
:Jim: Nope. Different movie. 
:Dwight: The Sting. The Sting.
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:Danny: Danny Cordray. It's great to meet you. 
:Meredith: Meredith Van Helsing. Pleased to meet you. 
:Jim: Meredith Van Helsing? 
:Dwight: Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer. 
:Jim: Okay. But what is he more famous for?
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:Michael: Everyone, may I have your attention? I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny! 
:Kelly: F*ck me!
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:Michael: This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Guh! Crap, I forgot about Packer...
Category:Season 7 quotes