Mega Prick: S01E03

Mega Prick Learns History is the third episode in the Mega Prick series, the third episode in Mega Prick Season One, and the third episode overall. The third episode revolves around Father Prick getting Mega Prick out of the house by letting him go to Grandpa Prick to learn some history, and Mega Prick does so by learning about the first ape woman: Gorge Washingbin.
== The Episode ==
Mega Prick's Dad: Hey, fuckerboy, I'm sending you to your grandpa's, okay?
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK WANT STAY HEER. MEGA PRICK HAZ GAEMS. 
Mega Prick's Dad: What's that? MEGA PRICK WANTS TO GO TO DADDY'S DAD'S DAD'S DAD'S HOUSE!? OKAY! *grabs Mega Prick and chucks him out, eventually landing on his grandpa*
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: DAMN KIDS!!! I ONLY WANED A LOOVEH!!!!!
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK WANT HOME. 
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: TOO BAD KID, I GOT AL OF THE GRATEST GAEMS AND BOOOOOBIES!!!! YOU WAENT APE WOMENZ!?
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK WAENT APE WOMENZ!
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: *takes off shirt and reveals that he is REALLY FUCKING FAT WTF HOW MANY WHALES ARE IN THERE EWWWWWWWWWW*
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: APE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSYY..... BUTT IM HER TO TELL U GUISE ABOOT HISTRYYYYYYY!!!!! *pulls out history book* TODAY, GORGE WASHINGBIN.
MEGA PRICK: WHO TEH BLOODY HELL IS WASHINGBIN?
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: YOU DON'T KNOW!??!?!?!?
MEGA PRICK: NO. 
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! GORGE WASHINGBIN WAS FIRST APE WOMENZ!!!!
MEGA PRICK: OOOH. TELL MORE. MEGA PRICK WAENT TO KNO MORRRR. 
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: GORGE WASHINGBIN HAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE BIGE APE TITTIEZ!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!
MEGA PRICK: HOW BIG?!
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: BIG AS YOUR MOTER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
MEGA PRICK: OH. I WANN MEAT WASHINGBIN!
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: HE DEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
MEGA PRICK: WHY HE DEEED? 
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: HIS APE TITTIEZ GOT TOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!! AND SO HE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
MEGA PRICK: OH. MEGA PRICK WANT APE TITTIEZ. 
MEGA PRICK GRANDPA: NO!!!! *throws book at Mega Prick*
*Mega Prick gets hit, and falls down, cracking his skull open.*
Mega Prick Grandpa: ...Shit.
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