List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Pasadena O'Possum

This is a list of quotes said by Pasadena O'Possum in Crash Tag Team Racing.
==Cutscenes==
*[after Cortex announces his plans for an evil base] "Not so fast! I'm Pasadena O'Possum! I'm racing for ol' Von Clutch, and I'm gonna whoop you, that's for sure!"
*[to Coco] "There's more here than meets the eye, girlfriend."
*"That's affirmative, V.C. There's been a trail of Wumpa Whip at the scene of every stolen Power Gem in the park!"
==Missions==
*"Oh, hey, cutie! You ever see me driving on those tracks there? Boy I tell you, I am the meanest thing on the streets! And if you thought that was somethin', wait till you see me driving this hog around. Trouble is, I needs me a Power Crystal to get her started. You don't got one, do you?"
*"Are you feelin' okay there, fuzzy pants? I need a Power Crystal to get this steer jumpin'. You don't got nothin' but good looks right now."
*"Golly, Crash, you feelin' okay? I need a Power Crystal so get a move on, boy!"
*"You gettin' heat stroke, Crash? You need mouth to mouth or somethin'?"
*"Wahoooo! Now them there's the prettiest little Power Crystal I ever SEEN! Thanks a bunch, fuzzy joors! This thing is gonna be the fastest piece o' Texas you ever seen!"
*"Hey there Furry Buns, don't suppose a gentleman like you can help a little lady out. I'll take that as a yes, I suppose. My car here seems to be on the fritz. Some no-good-nick stole the starter! If you find it, bring it back to me, OK?"
*"What the Joe-Bob-Billy-Tanner are you doing back here? I'm stuck like a trailer in a park if you don't help me out."
*"Crash, you've been nippin' at the hooch again or somethin'? What are you doin' back here without that starter?"
*"Oh just git along little doggie! This is ri-darn-diculous having you come back like this!"
*"Howdy there, Crash! Gimme a kiss, I want me some bandi-cooties! Oh calm down! Hey, maybe you can help me out here. I got this here new machine that I'd like to use to whoop these Cortex fellers, but I plumb ran out of money. Von Clutch ain't paid us since his chest-thingie got stolen. Bring me a heap of coins so I can buy the parts I need and we'll put some boot to some butt!"
*"Uh, Crash, you OK? Havin' some head troubles there? Ohh, why are the cute ones always so dumb? I'll try this again: this... isn't... enough! Thanks for the help, but come back when you've got what I need, OK?"
*"Wow, Crash, you must really three heads short of a herd today or somethin'. Go wrangle up those coins for me like I asked."
*"Crash, what's the big idea? You've got to stop coming back here like a dog lookin' for chow. I ain't no chuck wagon! Go on, git!"
*"Well Golly, Crash you sure are a sweet pickle, now I've got once again a chance to beat those sneaky Cortexers maybe I should give a little up close reward."
==When interacting with Crash==
*"Howdy Crash, them there's some tight pants you got."
*"Why, Crash Banicoot? Sneaking up on a girl to get you in trouble?"
*"Greetings, fellow racer! Is there something I can help you with?"
*"Hey Crash, I don't want to start picking out curse or nothing, but I think you're a cutie."
*"Crash Bandicoot! How is it we keep running into each other?"
*"My name's Pasadena O'Possum and I'm the best darn racer this part of everywhere."
*"Crash, when I win the park back for old Von Clutch, you can stay here and be my pit crew."
*"I tell you, Crash, that Cortex feller gives me the willies, how'd you hook up with him anyhow?"
*"Crash, did you see that N. Gin dude? Somebody better tell him there's a live rocket in his head."
*"Howdy Crash, you look like you got to go potty. Want me to show you where the outhouse is?"
==When attacked by Crash==
*"Oh, you just get me excited!"
*"Ah! Er, you got some bite in you."
*"Ooh, you're too rough for me."
*"I will be revengified for that."
*"Ah! Park security!"
*"Stop whuppin' me."
*"I've been punked by a dork!"
*"Ow! Quit breakifyin' me!"
*"I thought you were a good guy!"
*"Hey!"
*"Ow! Right in the pancreas!"
*"I'm gonna brand your tail feathers for that."
*"Ow! Right in the duodenum!"
==When starting from a standstill==
*"Look, ma! No hands!"
*"Adios, mi amigo!"
*"Hmmm, smells like victory!"
*"Yeehaw! Outta my way!"
*"This here's a fangle contraption for sure."
*"Yeehaw! Ride 'em hard!
*"Two plus two equals...um...cornbread?"
*"I am possum, hear me roar!"
*"Whoo-whee-ee! Ehe.
*"I peeled that like a banana!"
*"Smells like campfire!"
*"This is what I'm talkin about."
*"Put the pedal to the metal!"
*"Smells like victory! Ya-hooooo-ooo!"
*"Whoo-heeee!"
==When breaking a trackside target==
*"Hoowheee-eee! Another piraz for me!"
*"I cracked that sucker wide open!"
*"Umm... Coco did it?"
*"It's fun to break things. Sometimes."
*"Hi-yah!!"
*"That split open like a melon!"
*"Crack that walnut!"
*"Awwww. It broke."
*"I just love presents."
*"More craftmanship if you ask me.
*"That would make swell firewood."
*"Adios, little box."
==When brushing against an opponent vehicle==
*"Oh, yeah? Two can play at that game, boy!"
*"Wh-wh-wh-wh-what happened? Did I black out?"
*"Y'all a buncha crazies!"
*"Hoowhee! I slapped him upside his gizzard!"
*"Ow, my head!"
*"That rattled my brainme!"
*"I know I shouldn't like that, but I do!"
*"Yeehaw! Let's do that again!"
*"Didn't think I hit that hard, did ya?"
*"Whoa! That threw me for a loop!"
*"Ouchie, that smarts!"
*"See what you made me do?!"
*"Hit me so hard, I forgot my birthday!"
*"Hey, chicken knees! Two can play at this game!"
==When brushing against a wall==
*"Huh. Well, at least it's paid off."
*"Well, nothin' a lil' bacon fat can't fix."
*"Just spray some Cheeze Whiz down there, it'll be alright."
*"It's okay, just slap some Miracle Whip on it!"
*"Hold together, honey. We's gotta ways to go!"
*"Looks like I had a little too much hoo-ich on, I figure."
*"I must be balled up or somethin'!"
*"It's okay, honey. It hurts me more than you."
*"Now that just ain't right."
*"I'm tellin' on you!"
*"My poor baby! Did that hurt?"
*"I got some surance."
*"Ouchie!"
*"Hey, this ain't a monster truck rally, that's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!"
==When destroying an opponent vehicle==
*"I told you not to get in my way!"
*"There's more where that came from!"
*"I'll do that to the next claim jumper too!"
*"Ohh, I'm dreadfully sorry about that. Hehe..."
*"Where do I send the flowers?"
*"Better you than me!"
*"That felt purty darn good!"
*"Don't mess with the possum girl!"
*"I said, this is a big girl race!"
*"Playing with fire can hurt ya!"
*"-gasp- Oh, that just HAD to sting!"
*"I feel for ya! I really I do!"
*"He sure got a spanking!"
*"Swallow two of these and call me in the morning!"
==When destroyed by an opponent vehicle==
*"Well, that's a low down dirty shame."
*"I don't think I have enough coupons for this."
*"I swear, it wasn't me, officer!"
*"Shucks! What am I gonna do with this heap now?"
*"Anybody wanna trade cars?"
*"I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead!"
*"This game su-ucks!"
*"Well, she was a loyal horse."
*"I'll just be up here a little while, okay?"
*"I think I'm gonna cry."
*"Anybody got a broom?"
*"It was gonna happen sooner or later."
==When flying through the air==
*"Alright! Is there a movie on this flight?"
*"Sweet! First possum in space!"
*"Big aiiiirr! I'm footloose and fancy free!"
*"'Scuse me while I touch the sky!"
*"Hot dog!"
*"Ride 'em cowgirl!"
*"I'm stuck inside a cloud!"
*"I'm flyin' through the air with the greatest of ease!"
*"I should do this more often!"
*"Alley-ooooooooo!"
*"Just like that cow went over the moon!"
==Carrying an item==
*"There you are, you little darlin'."
*"Lasso'd a good one here."
*"I'll save that one for a rainy day."
*"Just what I always wanted!"
*"I'll store that in my pouch."
*"I's rustled up somethin' daw'n good here."
*"Hey, mister sparkle sparkle, how bout a kiss?"
*"I'll save that for the winter."
*"That's a funny thing to find lyin' on the road."
*"Naughty little devil! Get in my pocket!"
*"Whoo-wee, now there's somethin' fancy!"
*"Woohoo! Prettier than a steer in summer time!"
*"Now who put you there anyway?"
*"I wonder how much I can get for this at the pawn shop."
==When declashing==
*"In the game of checkers, you gotta lose a few pawns."
*"You're just another target now."
*"Tough luck, friend. You've worned out your welcome."
*"You're old like AM radio!"
==When running over a park drone==
*"Hmm... I can scrape 'im up later an' make some pie!"
*"I knew I shouldn't have taken off that cow catcher!"
*"Sorry! Send a bill!
*"I know I shouldn't laugh, but... BAHAHAHAHA!"
*"-gasp- Somebody clean that up."
==When winning a race==
*"Haha! Thanks for the free hairbob, cutie!"
*"I just know you weren't aimin' at me!"
*"You're all blow, ain't ya?"
*"Get back in my line to fire you, varmint!"
*"Haha! Go fish, liver breath!"
*"Aww, I know you ain't that bad!"
*"Whew! That was tighter than two pigs in a blanket!"
*"That hurt you more than me."
*"You're gonna have to do better than that."
*"I'm just too darn good!"
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