Union Of Soviet Socialist Swamplands (USSS)

The Union of Soviet Socialist Swamplands was Created In the Treaty of Westphalia what Decided that The Ogres shall not go into the Holy Land. This Angered a lot of Ogres, So the Jewish ogre Politician Shrek Mir And His Sidekick Donkey decided not to abide by it and take Jerusalem, They adopted the Motto: "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" and after they took Jerusalem they burst into song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dMIjN18uMI
They now consist of Russia, Turkey, Middle East, Iran, Egypt, All Former Warsaw Pact (Including Mongolia) and China, Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, and Cuba. and North Korea.
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