The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A New Beginning".
==Plot==
(The story begins with the sunrise rising over the Pride Lands, exactly in The Lion King II: Simba's Pride. Animals of all types make their way to Pride Rock: Elephants, giraffes, wildebeest, antelope, hippos, all very much as in the opening of The Lion King)
*Singer: *sing*
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
Night
And the spirit of life
Calling
*Timon: *simultaneously, imitating the singer* Oh oh ay-he! It could be ceviche, it's stinky. Ooh, it's Pumbaa!
*Pumbaa: I gotta tell ya Timon. This song got everything.
*Timon: It give me the shivers. It get me right here as in the "Circle of Life".
*Pumbaa: Oh well. Nothing to see here. Enough with the chit chat show here. *he holds up a remote control and begins fast-forwarding through the movie*
(Camera pulls back to show Timon and Pumbaa in silhouette in a row of theater seats, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style)
*Timon: Pumbaa, what are you doing?
*Pumbaa: I'm fast-forwarding to the part we come in.
*Timon: *aghast* Pumbaa, we're in the story! You're skipping through the whole movie!
*Pumbaa: Yeah, but I wanna see some scenes featuring us. We're the heart of the story.
*Timon: Just because we take the spotlight doesn't mean we steal the show like comic-relief characters.
*Pumbaa: *stop at the part where Rafiki is singing Upendi to Kiara and Kovu* Au contraire, my porcine pal. I've got the remote this time!
*Timon: Dude! You're gonna put the movie out of order and confuse the audience.
*Pumbaa: So what? We can do whatever we want with the movie.
*Timon: It's not ours. It's the company! Let's just go back to the beginning of the story. *hold a remote and rewind the movie*
*Pumbaa: You're not fast for nothing, Timon. *he pauses the movie on Rafiki holding up Kiara, with a monkey screech; the movie begins fast-forwarding again*
*Timon: Oh come on. You're pulling my leg. Why do we have to fight when we rewind a movie like watching a VHS tape in a old school home?! *rewind; reverses a shot of Timon, Pumbaa, Kiara and Kovu in the rocks with a squawk of confusion*
*Pumbaa: The world doesn't use tapes to watch on videos anymore! *indicates the audience; switches the movie direction again, on Kiara kissing Kovu, with a lion-roar sound*
*Timon: You're breaking the movie!
*Pumbaa: No, you're breaking it first!
*Timon: Then why did you rewind the movie in the first place?!
*Pumbaa: Just to see where we come in?! *pauses the movie on a snarling close-up of Zira as he and Timon both shriek and dive under their seats*
*Timon: *slowly re-emerging* Gosh, what was that?
*Pumbaa: That is the scariest face I've seen.
*Timon: Who could animate a lion like that for the big screen.
*Pumbaa: *got an idea* Hey, I got an idea! Remember when we used to watch a movie before the beginning of the story? How about we watch the sequel to the beginning of the story where we come in, right before the beginning of a new story?
*Timon: *confuse* What? Pumbaa, we already watched The Lion King 1½. Why can't we watch the Timon and Pumbaa show or something like that.
*Pumbaa: No, I mean. A sequel to The Lion King 1½ on how our lives went after defeating the hyenas and before the birth of Kiara.
*Timon: Eureka! I think you're selling out a point here, Pumbaa. A little backstage tour. Take 'em behind the scenes for a revealing and intimate look at the next story within the new story!
*Pumbaa: 'Cause what they already know, they don't know what happen in the new story in said of the events of the new story they know about.
*Timon: Sorry about fighting over rewinding the movie in the first place. I should have apologized for it.
*Pumbaa: Apology accepted.
*Timon: And thank you.
*Pumbaa: Couldn't said it myself. 
*Timon: Oh wait, you know what I brought for the show. *hold up two buckets of grubs*
*Pumbaa: Grubs!
*Timon: Yeah. *hold a drink* And a big drink of soda, so we can share.
*Pumbaa: *hold a soda* Thank you Timon. You know how to make our movie night sweet. *rewinds the movie again*
*Timon: I see. So does this mean we're going back to the beginning... again?
*Pumbaa: *melodramatically* Oh, no, Timon. No. We're going way back... to the ending of our backstory and just before... the beginning of a new story.
(The sunrise plays backwards, looking like a sunset; the screen goes black along with African drumbeats; a film reel countdown plays from 9 to 1 before the movie start)
*Pumbaa: Ah, old film reel countdown opening.
*Timon: Shh. The movie's starting.
*Pumbaa: Sorry.
*Timon: You don't know how to act, do you?
(The movie begins, showing a meerkat colony digging tunnels and carrying out rocks, mud, clay and lot of tunnel collapsing)
*Narrator: *narrate* This is a story of many adventures in the Pride Lands. The meerkat colony is a land full of meerkats where they dig tunnels and create homes for everyone. One meerkat was named Timon. *show Timon as a young meerkat*
*Timon: *pause the movie and point to himself* Hey! That's me!
*Pumbaa: You're in the movie!
*Timon: Of course, everyone know me. I got my action figure, a comic book and a feature film featuring me.
*Pumbaa: The whole world will be watching when they see us on the big screen. *hold a remote and resume the movie.
*Narrator: *narrate* Timon was a meerkat like any other, he used to make tunnels and always collapse them down with a few failed attempts to impress his colony, but backfired. *show scenes of Timon holding a rock and bump a line of meerkats down as well breaking down tunnels over skylights as well pulling a rock and cause water geysers to pop all over the grounds*
(Far away from the meerkat colony, we head to the Outlands, a rustland full of rocks and a wasteland for exiled animals like the bad lions. The Outlands used to be one of the meerkats' former colonies until the bad lions took over)
*Narrator: *narrate* Far from the colony, we head to the Outlands. A barren wasteland with no food, water and bugs crawling. This was the meerkats' former home until the bad lions arrived and took over the land for a dynasty, scaring all the meerkats out and took over the land full of hate.
(One day, Timon's class is going on a field trip with Timon's father as they head out to the grounds where they stumble to the Outlands)
*Narrator: *narrate* One day, our fellow friends are on a field trip with a class as a brave meerkat took the class to the wasteland to no place like never seen before. You have been warned.
*Timon: What is this place?
*Timon's father: My friends. We are now in the Outlands! *show the Outlands and broken termite mounds*
*Monti: Whoa!
*Mody: Look at this.
*Dacey: It's so dirty. No one would ever want to take a bath here.
*Timon's father: This was the meerkat colony's formers places to dig. It was our old home and long before the bad lions took over our digging grounds.
*Timon: So many things have changed since we left.
*Monti: Eh, that was long before we were born.
*Mody: The place of disaster.
*Dacey: No one seem to come here anymore.
*Timon's father: What could possibly go wrong. *trip on a hill and get scared of a lion skull* Ah!
*Timon: Dad, you're okay?!
*Timon's father: Yes. I'm fine. No need to worry.
*Monti: What a relief.
*Mody: I thought you were a lettuce.
*Dacey: Rolling on the hill.
*Timon's father: *get up* Anyways. Here's the Outlands, like no other before. Many ancestors said it was the cleanest place before the dirtiest place. Once a harmony, now a danger zone. No other hero can claim this land as a token.
*Timon: It's so sad, no one want to live in here after all the damage that caused in the wasteland.
*Timon's father: One day, we should have heroes that defend for others and fight back the fallen behind the danger.
*Timon: One day, I wanna be a hero.
*Timon's father: As long you're me, you got heart and what it takes is to have a lot of dignity and courage to save others and protect the colony from harm.
*Timon: Am I ready to become a hero like you?
*Timon's father: Sonny boy, I don't think you're ready to become one yet.
*Timon: Why not? I look good and always behave good on certain moments and events.
*Timon's father: Think about what the judges like Uncle Max are saying to you. People say you weren't ready, or you are too clumsy to lead a group while breaking down walls and three tunnels in a row. You need to work on your skills more and improve your digging before you can become one, just like me.
*Timon: Okay. One day, I will lead the colony and become a hero like you.
*Timon's father: A brave warrior land on its feet and doesn't turn back on predators. Nothing laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha! *shriek as the lions show up laughing*
*Mody: *see some lions emerge out of the holes* Lions.
*Dacey: Stranger danger.
*Monti: What is going on?
*Meerkat #1: I'm scared.
*Meerkat #2: What's happening?
*Meerkat #3: *gulp* Predators...
*Timon: Uh... I've got a bad feeling about this, Pa.
*Timon's father: Stand back!
*Zira: *show up by walking slowly toward the meerkats* Well, well, well. What do we have here?
*Timon's father: We don't mean any harm, but you're standing into my way.
*Zira: Oh really? You're trying to trespass my Outlands, are you?
*Timon's father: *glare* Of course not!
*Timon: *hide on his father's back* What is going on daddy?
*Zira: Nothing stand into my way. You have walked into the wrong side of the savannah. You should have gone the other way before I claw you guys all out. In that case, these lands belong to me!
*Mody: This used to be our home.
*Dacey: Now it's a danger zone full of predators.
*Zira: My pride, are you all with me? Let's chew these meerkats up like mongooses! *roar*
*Timon's father: Run! *he and his class scream and run*
*Zira: Faster, faster! Catch them as you can! Just pretend, it's a weasel to kill. *laugh*
*Timon: *dodge* Ah!
*Monti: Pull back!
*Mody: Look out below!
*Dacey: Protect the kids!
*Mody: Dacey, we are the kids!
*Dacey: Oh.
*Zira: *see the meerkats digging through the tunnel* Don't let them get away! Dig in!
*Timon's father: *lead the way on digging* Stay as a group at all times!
*Timon: Got it!
*Mody: *dodge the lion paws on the tunnels* Look out!
*Dacey: Dig low!
*Zira: Yes! The more meerkats we get, the more we kill them! The precious!
*Monti: Whoa!
*Zira: Yeah. Little meerkats come out of the ground. *laugh*
*Timon: Daddy, what do you want us to do?
*Timon's father: I will stop them myself. *pop out of the ground and bite Zira*
*Zira: Ow! Puny!
*Timon's father: As Old Fearless Buzz said, a leader never turn it's back on the predators! *fight the Outsiders by jumping and punching them as well knocking them out*
*Timon: *he and the class emerge out of the hole* Look at daddy fight.
*Monti: He's like a warrior.
*Mody: Smooth moves.
*Dacey: Whoa, that guy is fast!
*Zira: Crush them, get them and eat them!
*Timon's father: Ah! *jump and spin kick at Zira*
*Zira: *cover her nose* Ow! You son of a moron. *growls*
*Timon's father: You leave my colony alone.
*Zira: You should have known better before I claw you like a hedgehog. *slap Timon's father*
*Timon: Daddy!
*Zira: *laugh* Got you this time!
*Timon: *run toward Zira* Ah!
*Monti: Timon, no!
*Zira: What? *get bit by Timon on the ears* You son of a... Grrr.... how dare you. *cover her ears*
*Timon: Get away from me.
*Zira: My pride, let's go. *she and the pride head back to the underground* Meerkats, we'll meet again soon in another season. *evil laugh and walk out*
*Monti: That lunatic. What is she?
*Mody: I don't know. She is like a witch that shoot razors out of her claws.
*Dacey: No lioness ever looked this evil before.
*Timon's father: I thought the hyenas... were worse.
*Timon: Father, are you okay?
*Timon's father: Take me back to the colony.
*Timon: Father, no!
*Monti: We have to go back to the colony.
*Mody: *he and the class hold Timon's father* Come on. We're leaving.
*Dacey: Steady, do not trip.
*Timon: We're gonna get you a place to recover, Pops.
*Timon's father: Make it quick. We don't have much time.
*Timon: Let's roll out.
(Timon and the kids carry Timon's father on the way back to the colony as we head to the underground tunnels where Ma and Uncle Max are running the colony while checking on meerkats digging tunnels and using sticks to hold up the tunnels)
*Ma: The colony is going great as usual.
*Uncle Max: I love how well the colony is going.
*Ma: No problems and no tensions. We're going good.
*Uncle Max: Just a little bit of mud and clay make it a clean underground utopia.
*Iron Joe: *report* Ma, Uncle Max! The kids are returning.
*Uncle Max: *annoyed* Ugh, Iron Joe. What do you want?
*Iron Joe: I said, the kids are back and they're not happy.
*Ma: What the?
*Uncle Max: Oh no. That sound bad. What is the meaning of this?
*Iron Joe: I have no comments.
(Ma, Uncle Max and Iron Joe dig out of the underground tunnels to see the kids return by dropping a injured Timon's father on the ground, shocking the three on the brave meerkat's defeat)
*Timon: We're back.
*Monti: The bad news is... he's dead.
*Ma: Honey! No!
*Uncle Max: No no no no no. What happen?
*Timon's father: You won't like it there. There were bad lions.
*Iron Joe: Bad lions?! I've never seen a bad lion before!
*Mody: It was terrible. Almost all of us were attacked.
*Dacey: At least we manage to survive the lioness attack. Some people call them the Outsiders!
*Ma: Honey, are you alright?
*Timon's father: Take me to the medical room. Quick!
*Ma: Don't worry baby. Ma got you! *hold Timon's father.
*Uncle Max: Timon, what have you done?
*Timon: *worried* Uh... I'm sorry?
(Moments later as the kids return to their parents, Timon's family is in the medical room as Ma and Uncle Max crush some juices to make a cure)
*Ma: How did the field trip ended up in such a blunder?
*Uncle Max: I had no idea. I wasn't there.
*Ma: Hopefully, this will help. *hold a bowl of the cure*
*Uncle Max: Don't drop it!
*Ma: Uncle Max, I got this!
*Timon: Is daddy gonna be okay?
*Timon's father: Hurry.
*Ma: Oh yes we will. He will be okay.
*Uncle Max: Things just got out of handy.
*Ma: Okay pops, stay still. Drink this.
*Timon's father: Ah. *open his mouth and drink the cure* Much better.
*Timon: Daddy! *hug his father*
*Timon's father: I'm all better now.
*Ma: Glad you're alright.
*Uncle Max: Staying sharp?
*Timon's father: Yeah, but a little bit.
*Timon: Daddy, you're alive.
*Ma: It's good to be together.
*Uncle Max: As long we stay close to each other.
*Timon's father: We are one.
*Timon: We are one.
*Timon's father: Let's all go outside for a while.
(At night as the colony sleeps, Timon, Timon's father, Ma and Uncle Max walk through the grounds as Timon sit on a rock while watching the sky from above and think about being a hero)
*Timon: Ma, when will I ever be a hero?
*Ma: Silly, one day, you'll be one. You have so much to learn as long you don't trip down on tunnels.
*Uncle Max: We are fraught with danger with predators standing in the way these days. Fraught I tell you!
*Timon: The Outlands is a scary place to go to. We should never go back to the danger zone, at all.
*Timon's father: And I thought the Elephant Graveyard was a dangerous place to go to, according to the lions back at Pride Rock.
*Timon: Do you think all lions are bad?
*Timon's father: Not all lions are bad, son. Some are friendly and protectors that protect their pride with dignity. Some are very fierce and mean and can conquer as much lands they want, like the vengeful lioness we faced.
*Timon: Do you think the lion kings of these said prides can kick these terrible lions out of the pride?
*Timon's father: Yes, but not all since most of them reform. There is a lion who lives on the Moon as most people say, he created all the lions and respected all animals in the great Circle of Life. His name is the Great Spirit.
*Timon: The Great Spirit?
*Timon's father: The Great Spirit is a lion deity who is worshipped by the lions. We can go talk to him. He is always watching us all for how we do in the Pride Lands and how much work we always get done as well finishing up the errands. I made these tunnels on the ground because, we love you and always proud to be your son.
*Timon: You know be best, Poppy.
*Ma: Our kid.
*Uncle Max: The kiddo. *see the Great Spirit show up on the Moon* What the?
*Timon: Daddy, look! He's here!
*Ma: The Great Spirit!
*Timon's father: Here he comes!
*Great Spirit: *spirit* Hello there my friends. How are we doing today?
*Timon: Good!
*Timon's father: You always be watching us for how much work we accomplished.
*Great Spirit: *spirit* Yes. You guys are one of a kind. You will improve your future and do better things. The gods up in the sky will be watching you.
*Timon: I will become a hero!
*Uncle Max: Timon!
*Great Spirit: *spirit* Oh, you will young one. You will become a hero just like your father. One day, it will be your time to step in.
*Timon: I will.
*Ma: My son has always something in common.
*Great Spirit: *spirit* Remember who you are. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Whoever you are, you have a great gift and will always remember the moment since the beginning of the journey. What it touches, belong to someone else.
*Timon: To who?
*Great Spirit: *spirit* You'll have to find out and see who the light really touches to.
*Timon's father: It'll take up a few moments to see who the light really is.
*Uncle Max: It could be a special someone or a place you wanted to go.
*Ma: It could be a dream.
*Timon: I will live up to my dreams to become just like you.
*Great Spirit: *spirit* One day young one. The Circle of Life is counting on you and your next step of the journey begins here! *chuckles and disappear*
*Timon: Man, that is one big lion.
*Ma: You got time to train and become a hero.
*Uncle Max: Don't fall into trouble, mister.
*Timon's father: Always learn how to dig properly.
*Timon: Check.
*Timon's father: And be who you really want to be.
*Timon: *close eyes* One day, I will be a brave meerkat, dig better, find some food, and find a home I really want to be full of paradise and dreams. *open his eyes, knowing that he's ready*
(As the screen fades to black, "The Lion King II: Simba's Pride" logo shows up, only for the robotic hands to show up and change the "II" to a "2½" as the robotic hands squeeze the "Simba's Pride" title to change to a "Timon's Colony", making an title for the name of the movie)
THE LION KING 2½
TIMON'S COLONY
(The scene changes to the Hakuna Matata jungle, a predator-free environment where the meerkats now reside in their new home after years of digging tunnels following the Battle of Pride Rock. The meerkats celebrate in harmony in congo lines, dancing in circles and throwing some big grubs together at each other.)
*Timon: *narrate* Here we are! From the pit of shame to our dream home, we really found ourselves in a new world full of everything!
*Pumbaa: *narrate* I gotta tell you. It got everything.
*Timon: *narrate* Waterfalls, landscapes, swinging on roots, and much more variety to collect like fruits and vegetables.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* We eat grubs too! The meerkats are celebrating in their new home as always and I get to be a part of the celebration.
*Timon: *narrate* It been a while since we defeated the hyenas and helped Simba defeat Scar. But it doesn't stop us from partying until the end of the day.
*Pumbaa: *narrate* In the meantime, let's have our fellow neighbors to do the talking!
*Meerkats: *dance in a congo line and celebrate*
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata! *celebrate by throwing grubs in the sky*
*Stumpy: Viva la party!
*Flinchy: Grub ball coming up! *bounce the grub ball to Swifty*
*Swifty: I got it! Here we go, grub ball! *bounce the grub ball as the camera switches to Timon and his friends in the pool*
*Timon: *on a rock* Yeah! The perfect life in the perfect dream home it is! Hakuna Matata! *jump in the pool*
*Pumbaa: No worries! *jump in the pool*
*Simba: Cannonball! *do a cannonball jump in the pool to splash everyone*
*Timon: Whoa! You really got us!
*Pumbaa: What a splash!
*Simba: Ha! I'm acting like a pirate here! *laugh*
*Timon: Play it out loud, Simba!
*Pumbaa: Way to pay off the cheapskates!
*Simba: I'm nothing more than a pride pooper. But thank you for inviting me to the jungle.
*Timon: At your service, my friend.
*Pumbaa: It's still a predator-free jungle after all.
*Simba: Cannot complain for what's best.
*Ma: *show up with Uncle Max* Hey boys, whatcha doing?
*Timon: Ma, Uncle Max, you're here!
*Uncle Max: We brought you some grubs for snack if you guys like some.
*Timon: *get off the pool with Pumbaa and Simba* Grubs!
*Pumbaa: Oh boy! I am now starving.
*Simba: Click me a grub for lunch!
*Ma: Take as many as you like.
*Uncle Max: No rush, whatever you get, how much you earn, there is no need to complain. Look at Iron Joe!
*Iron Joe: *eat some grubs and celebrate* This is the best of both worlds! I am finally living the best time of my entire time! *laugh*
*Timon: Jeez, Iron Joe haven't been acting out worry since day one.
*Uncle Max: I thought he was dead as a scorpion. Guy went from a whiner to a lone one.
*Ma: Max! He's just a wise one like the late Fearless Buzz.
*Timon: Good old Fearless Buzz would have loved all of this if he was here right now.
*Simba: It stinks when someone in your family passes away and never see the future they wanted to see. The same happen with my father who wanted to see me become king and never did when Scar took over the Pride Lands.
*Pumbaa: It's okay Simba. I bet he's one of those stars in the sky now like the royal dead guys that are watching us.
*Timon: Like gods and fireflies. I bet a mastermind would be spying on us like a ninja!
*Uncle Max: No more going into trouble for you, sonny boy.
*Timon: What Max? I'm a brave meerkat now. What else can I say more? Ask for peanuts?
*Uncle Max: No. I remember seeing you as a troublemaker that break down ten tunnels in a week and cause lot of fractures, lacerations, concussions, *starts counting on his other hand* contusions, or injuries of any sort. But you were not that person anymore.
*Timon: People say I'm a outcast and a nobody. Nowadays, I'm someone, something and a somebody!
*Pumbaa: Somebody got a lot of grubs to carry on the bags.
*Meerkat #1: *pull a bag full of grubs* Hey guys, we found some grubs on the grounds! All safe and clean!
*Meerkat #2: *open the bag with grubs* Get your clean grubs here!
*Meerkat #3: Grubs!
*Meerkat #4: Oh yeah!
*Meerkat #5: I'm taking the gummy one!
*Meerkat #6: Boy, they sure do taste like chicken fingers in here!
*Simba: Yeah. More grubs are on the way. Back at my home, we never eat grubs. We hunt for every other animal and eat lots of meat and steak.
*Timon: You hunt what?
*Pumbaa: You kill your own people?
*Simbaa: Uh... well. Whatever the Circle of Life connects, we hunt for zebras and any antelope for survival. That what happen in all of our first hunts in the Pride Lands.
*Timon: We never train you to hunt for other animals.
*Pumbaa: Or kill another lion like that Scar uncle you faced.
*Simba: Yeah. That was something else. I never went to my first hunt since I was living with you guys at that time.
*Ma: At least, there is nothing to worry or fear in the fraughts of danger.
*Uncle Max: Just remember. No worries. Hakuna Tomato!
*Timon: It's Hakuna Matata, Uncle Max!
*Uncle Max: Right. Means no worries. That's the motto for the day.
*Simba: So guys, where do you all live now?
*Timon: If we were going to hang out with the colony for the weekend, we've found ourselves a special place to here.
*Pumbaa: Come on.
*Simba: Who you asking?
*Timon: I'll show you when we get there.
*Simba: Right. *follow Timon and Pumbaa*
*Ma: Oh Timmy. He's all grown now.
*Uncle Max: I can't believe he's not causing anymore trouble in the wild since moving day.
(Timon and Pumbaa show Simba their new home in the jungle, resembling a tent and hut in much of Simba's surprise)
*Timon: Here we are, our new home!
*Simba: Whoa. No way.
*Pumbaa: I can't believe we've built a home there ever since moving.
*Timon: If we were going to stay at the jungle aside from living in the Pride Lands, we needed a hut to reside and sleep over!
*Simba: Great. Since you guys live at Pride Rock now, who's going to take over the hut while you guys are gone?
*Pumbaa: Actually, this is Ma and Uncle Max's house.
*Simba: What?
*Timon: Oh great Pumbaa. Way to spoil the surprise to the king!
*Pumbaa: I didn't meant to spoil him in the first place.
*Timon: You blew it! You revealed everything you were not suppose to say!
*Pumbaa: Why couldn't we build a home for ourselves?!
*Timon: This is my parents' house! I live with them! I have always been living with them since my childhood!
*Pumbaa: When I was a piglet, I got made fun in class because of my farts!
*Simba: Guys, stop!
*Timon: What!?
*Pumbaa: Are we in time-out?
*Simba: Can we just explore the place without fighting over a reveal?
*Timon: Alright. No more complaining and let just get this over with.
*Pumbaa: No worries.
*Simba: No worries.
(Timon, Pumbaa and Simba explore the hut tent home in the jungle as they look around through the living room, kitchen, bathroom and bedroom)
*Timon: Here is our living room. This is where we relax and chill like pillows.
*Simba: *touch the pillows* Ooh. So soft.
*Pumbaa: We worked so hard to built this place for a week.
*Timon: At least, I'm not a building klutz. We have the kitchen where we cook our delicious foods. *hold a grub stew* Grub stew anyone? Anyone?
*Pumbaa: Ooh, it smell so good.
*Simba: How long they have been sitting here?
*Timon: Since morning. But it still taste good in our eyes! Let's chow them up!
*Pumbaa: Alright! *he, Simba and Timon eat some grub stew* I am stuffed like a pig!
*Simba: Chewy. Oh Pumbaa, you are already a pig.
*Pumbaa: Right.
*Timon: I'm getting flashbacks when Ma used to make the best worm noodle soup in the grounds!
*Simba: I'm really digging it.
*Pumbaa: Slimy and satisfying.
*Timon: You got that right, sir.
*Simba: This jungle is filled with all sort of grubs.
*Pumbaa: Forget animals. This is what we can offer. *eat a grub*
*Timon: Eureka. The taste that shows the flavor! *eat a grub*
*Simba: *he, Timon and Pumbaa look around in the bathroom* What is this?
*Pumbaa: That is... the bathroom. Whenever you have to go, you go.
*Timon: You pee and take a dump. That is how it works.
*Simba: Ugh, this place smell gross in here.
*Pumbaa: I know cause, it's small and... it's a bathroom.
*Timon: Let's go somewhere else cause, *cover his nose* this little zone is outcha stinkin' in here!
*Simba: *he, Timon and Pumbaa head to the bedroom* Ah, much better.
*Pumbaa: Now we got a healthy bedroom for ourselves.
*Timon: Pretty clever, huh?
*Simba: Those beds are nests?
*Pumbaa: Yeah. We design them the way we wanted the nests to be.
*Timon: And they look big! Bingo! That's what they wanted the size to be. I remember sleeping on one of those when we first moved into the proposed dream home close to Pride Rock.
*Simba: There was a home close to Pride Rock?
*Pumbaa: There was, but it got crushed by those noisy neighbors when they were giving a show-off.
*Timon: Talk about show-off when you shouldn't have a stage to perform in.
*Simba: Speaking of the beds, does it fit all of us in three on one bed?
*Timon: It's just one big nest. It's not a small one like what Pumbaa used to sleep in.
*Pumbaa: *annoyed* Hey.
*Simba: I wonder how it fits. *sit on the nest* Yo, it does fit right!
*Timon: Eureka! The perfect combo nest we needed. I wanna try. *jump on the nest* Yippie! I got the big one!
*Simba: The big one has always been my favorite.
*Timon: It does. Oh one in a kind. What a relief. What could possibly go wrong in a name or two?
*Pumbaa: *fit on the nest and squeezes past Simba and Timon* Make room for the big piggy!
*Timon: D'oh! Pumbaa! Watch where your fitting!
*Simba: Jeez, you squeeze too much like a buffalo.
*Pumbaa: Ah yeah. Now it's the three of us. Childhood friends in the house, baby! *chant* Oof oof oof oof oof!
*Timon: *not amused* Pumbaa, we were not kids when we first met.
*Pumbaa: Excuse me. We were adults at that time when we first met before setting off to the big pointy rock.
*Simba: I was only a cub at that time when I met you guys and raised me there for seasons.
*Timon: What a motto gotta do with you? You never seek out worry according to the monkey!
*Pumbaa: No more worries will come into your way when you come into our jungle.
*Simba: I thought you guys now live at Pride Rock. Here's a question. Have there ever been a predator in the jungle before?
*Timon: What?! No! Are you crazy?! There have never been a predator that sneak into our jungle before like a hyena or cape dog!
*Pumbaa: I thought crocodiles are predators despite respecting the Circle of Life.
*Simba: Yeah, but most of the times, they don't respect it as they claim to rule the savannah and lead all animals to separate places. The baboons are far worse as they throw bananas at each other and throw grapes in front of the birds.
*Timon: Jeez! I would not want to live in a group of monkeys like that.
*Pumbaa: Neither are the vultures. *pass gas*
*Simba: *annoyed* Pumbaa!
*Pumbaa: Sorry. My mistake.
*Timon: Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa, you are one of a kind. You are something, you are a trip!
*Pumbaa: Am I in trouble?
*Simba: Nah! Rubbing time! *rub his friends*
*Timon: Oh, stop! You're rubbing my hair!
*Pumbaa: Come at me.
*Simba: Who is the master of the snail-slurping eating contest?
*Pumbaa: Simba!
*Timon: I always lose in contests!
*Simba: So does getting trap!
*Pumbaa: Group hug!
*Timon: *he and his friends do a group hug* Hakuna Matata friends forever!
*Simba: Beats me!
*Pumbaa: And the bestest best friend goes to Timon! *hug Timon hard and pop him on the window*
*Timon: Whoa! *trip on the weeds*
*Pumbaa: Timon? Where did you go?
*Simba: What did you do to him?
*Pumbaa: I don't know. He might be outside. Let's go check him out.
*Simba: Right behind you.
(Timon get up on the weeds while cleaning his fur to get dirt off his body and see where he's going on a path)
*Timon: Jeeper creepers. Why do I always fall in the wrong places? *see two brown meerkats walking* What the? Is that...? Could it be...? I gotta check it out! *follow the meerkats walking*
*Mody: Have you seen some berries around here, brother?
*Dacey: I can't seem to find any of them. I only found one. *hold a berry*
*Mody: Just one?! You have to find more than one, silly.
*Dacey: Come on brother. Whatever I find, are the only ones that are collectables.
*Mody: There is more than one. Max said that we can find more than one blueberry.
*Dacey: Yeah. But most people don't know where they're going when they need to find some food to share.
*Timon: *show up* Hey guys. Uh... have you seen my friends?
*Mody: What friends?
*Dacey: You mean like the ones from the colony?
*Timon: I don't know what you're saying but, I'm like lost in the middle of nowhere.
*Mody: Middle of nowhere? Ha! What are you? The safari explorer of the jungle? Ask Timon. He'll tell you everything about the jungle.
*Dacey: Whatever he was told from some shaman monkey, he'll give you a good price.
*Timon: I am Timon. You know me from somewhere, do you?
*Mody: Timon? We used to have a friend named Timon.
*Dacey: I thought he left the colony after his mistakes, then came back to move us here to the back of the savannah. Was he with a warthog or something? I can't remember.
*Timon: *realize his childhood friends* Mody? Is that you?
*Mody: Do we know you from somewhere?
*Dacey: Uh, Mody? Does his voice sound familiar to you?
*Mody: I thought he was the guy that created a so-called skylight that tear down our tunnels the other day.
*Timon: Mody!
*Mody: Timon! *hug Timon*
*Timon: It's you! How do I not remember you?!
*Dacey: Oh boy. It is him.
*Mody: Oh, what a relief. It is really you Timon. Our favorite childhood friend.
*Timon: I can't believe it's you two! Mody and Dacey. The twins, the brothers, the friends.
*Mody: Now you're that one meerkat that destroyed our tunnels, turned into a outcast and become the bravest hero that defeated the hyenas.
*Dacey: I knew your mistakes were a good idea to make those hyenas fall.
*Timon: I defeated the hyenas back at Pride Rock. I'm the hero. I saved the day. No one can tell me otherwise. *laugh* Ha ha ha ha!
*Simba: *he and Pumbaa catch up with Timon* Timon, we found you! We've been looking all over for you.
*Pumbaa: Hey Mody and Dacey, what's up?
*Mody: Hey-a Pumbaa. Lookign tight.
*Dacey: You never fail to made us laugh.
*Simba: Uh, hi. I'm Simba.
*Mody: Dacey, look! It's the Lion King!
*Dacey: Hey there, Simba. You came to visit our new home, right?
*Simba: These guys are my friends. They raised me back at the jungle when I was a cub. Now I'm promoted as a king of the Pride Lands since defeating my uncle Scar.
*Mody: Oof, that nasty Scar uncle was not a good person of yours.
*Dacey: I thought he lead a group of hyenas or was it a flock of buzzards?
*Simba: Any. He was responsible for murdering my father when we were in a stampede full of wildebeests in a Gorge.
*Mody: That stinks to hear.
*Dacey: Sorry to hear. We used to have a uncle who was eaten by hyenas years ago before we were born.
*Mody: And then, our Uncle George never lived to see the day of our birth in the colony.
*Dacey: That was long time ago.
*Timon: Just like with Old Fearless Buzz who defeated multiple hyenas and was eaten after being surrounded by ten.
*Pumbaa: Everyone ran away when my gasses killed multiple flowers and trees back at the watering hole.
*Simba: My childhood went alright until the tragedy that lead to my uncle taking over the Pride Lands.
*Monzo: *show up with Della* Boys, what's the hold up with the berries?!
*Mody: Monzo, I want you to meet our friends.
*Monzo: The what?
*Simba: Hi.
*Monzo: *shrieks* Eek! It's a lion! *hide on Della's back* Run for your lives Della! He's gonna eat us like a mongoose!
*Della: Monzo! He's a lion and lions are suppose to protect the animals and rule the savannah.
*Monzo: Oh, that lion should have killed us if he was savage as a tiger.
*Simba: I'm not here to hurt anyone. I'm just a friend of Timon and that's okay.
*Monzo: So you're not a predator, huh?
*Simba: Nope.
*Timon: Thank you! Every time I have friends, they always mistake them as predators.
*Pumbaa: No one want to be friends with a predator like a hyena or leopard.
*Mody: I see your point, Mr. Pumbaa.
*Dacey: Everyone these days are unique to their own traits.
*Della: So does a fish.
*Timon: The life is paying off in here. I am having a good time right now and look at all the fun activities we've been getting, *camera pulls to meerkats on a jacuzzi* like hot tub jacuzzis. *camera pulls to a pond* Hakuna Matata Pond. *camera pulls to a forest* Hakuna Matata Forest. *camera pulls to a mountain* A Hakuna Matata Mountain like you've never seen before and a, *camera pulls to a village* Hakuna Matata Village where our fellow meerkats reside and set up huts to hunt for grubs and feed the babies for food!
*Pumbaa: *interrupt* Timon! Aren't you forgetting that the people here are being treated nicely lately?
*Timon: Yes, people. Back at the digging grounds, I was teased and bullied through school. Elementary, middle, high. It been all these years since I gain some education here. Childhood life was pretty tricky than babysitting. *get flashbacks of him as a kid in the tunnels getting teased by bullies, getting poured with water on a bowl by the bullies and getting slammed on the ground by bullies as well being teased at school while digging off the campus in the tunnels* Some were teenagers and they were very mean.
*Pumbaa: Mean as the people back in my old home.
*Simba: Me and my cubhood friend were even teased by predators like the hyenas.
*Mody: Some people like you, some don't.
*Dacey: Jerks. It always have to be the jerks and some are even jealous cause of your digging skills or we moved to a nice freedom place where we don't have to dig anymore.
*Ma: *show up with Uncle Max* Hey guys. I've been looking all over for you. Is anyone alright?
*Timon: Ma? Uncle Max? What's going on?
*Uncle Max: Huh? I thought you guys were back at the house.
*Pumbaa: Is there a family meeting going on?
*Simba: I had no idea.
*Monzo: Oh great. Here we go again with another conversation.
*Simba: Anyone is related to Timon?
*Timon: We're friends. You thought we look like brothers, but Mody and Dacey are twins.
*Mody: That's right.
*Dacey: Almost all of us in the colony look the same and we thought, one of us look like each other.
*Ma: How's everyone is doing?
*Monzo: Good. I just found my boys picking up some berries.
*Della: Snack time is gonna be sweet.
*Uncle Max: And I'm just gonna do my job acting like leader.
*Pumbaa: Leader? I thought Timon is the leader now for saving his colony.
*Timon: Just because I saved a colony doesn't mean, I'm a leader.
*Ma: Your father was a brave leader, just like Uncle Max.
*Timon: What was father like?
*Ma: Your father saved many colonies, protected the undergrounds and fought many hyenas in his path. He would have been happy to see what this jungle has become as of now.
*Timon: Where is father now? He wasn't there for all of this.
*Ma: Your father is somewhere in the world nowadays. Me and I just had a falling out seasons ago and were separate.
*Timon: It's too bad, we haven't seen the last of him for years. He should have know that we moved here and would have liked it in here.
*Pumbaa: He would have loved the grubs here.
*Simba: Father would have been so proud at the Pride Lands now if he was here.
*Mody: Family matters, eh?
*Dacey: We miss our uncle so much.
*Monzo: I used to have brothers. But I miss them every day.
*Della: My friend's sister was a heartwarming person.
*Uncle Max: I still miss my brother. He would have been here right now to see all of this.
*Simba: Every journey has an end.
*Zazu: *show up* Good morning, everyone!
*Simba: Hey Zazu!
*Uncle Max: What the?
*Ma: Is that a hornbill?
*Timon: Zazu! Yo, what's up?
*Pumbaa: Looking sharp.
*Zazu: How's everyone is doing?
*Monzo: We're having a moment here.
*Della: So many reunions at one.
*Simba: Zazu, why are you here for? Are you here to eat some grubs with us?
*Zazu: Oh, no. I am here to inform that you are expecting a kid to be born soon.
*Simba: What?
*Timon: No way!
*Pumbaa: Simba is gonna have a child!
*Ma: Oh my, congratulations on your new child, Simba.
*Simba: Thank you guys. It will take a while for the cub to be born.
*Zazu: Just a reminder that the presentation is tomorrow in the morning. You boys better prepare for the biggest ceremony of all time since Simba's birth.
*Uncle Max: Who would love to go to a presentation like that?
*Pumbaa: Look like we will be going.
*Zazu: Brave yourselves for the biggest moment of your entire lives when you see the offspring of Simba and Nala!
*Mody: Sound a bit delightful.
*Dacey: It's gonna be a blast!
*Monzo: I hope you guys have fun and enjoy your presentation.
*Della: Tell the lions back at the rock that we said hi.
*Timon: You guys are not coming?
*Ma: I'm afraid not. We have a colony to protect and the far side of the world is dangerous for us to travel.
*Uncle Max: The world is fraught with danger these days. Predators are always around the corner like those nasty hyenas. We probably won't be going. Hope you guys enjoy life in the Pride Lands while we stay back at the jungle and boogie like yoga teachers!
*Timon: Hate to say, you're gonna miss all of everything and all the moments the savannah has to offer.
*Ma: Hope you guys enjoy the Pride Lands back at the savannah.
*Timon: I hate goodbyes and long-distance relationships. But we gotta do this before our departure.
*Zazu: Make it quick you guys cause, we gotta go.
*Pumbaa: Goodbye my friends and take care.
*Mody: You too Pumbaa.
*Dacey: When you gotta go, you know that you gotta go now.
*Ma: Timon, if there's anything you like to share, just send us a message.
*Timon: I know Ma. I am always going to send a message to you and the colony.
*Uncle Max: Applause now sonny boy. This look like the perfect time to go on your traits.
*Simba: Anyone is ready?
*Timon: Yes Simba, we are.
*Pumbaa: My tusks are as ready as a horn.
*Zazu: Good. Follow me as we're off to go.
*Timon: Right there too ya!
*Pumbaa: You said it.
*Ma: Goodbye boys.
*Uncle Max: Take care.
*Mody: Have fun in the Pride Lands.
*Dacey: Go lions!
*Monzo: Stay out of trouble!
*Della: Watch out for stranger danger on the go!
*Simba: *head out* And we're off!
*Timon: *hop on Pumbaa* Woo!
*Pumbaa: **run off* To the Pride Lands!
*Zazu: So many happiness is rising in the Pride Lands prior to the biggest day!
*Ma: Here they go again!
*Uncle Max: Off to a new start.
*Ma: I'm pretty sure the Pride Lands is gonna do fine with them.
*Uncle Max: As long things doesn't go out in jeopardy.
TO BE CONTINUED
Next: The Lion King 2½: Timon's Colony (Chapter 2)
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