Horrid Henry's Girl Talk

==Synopsis==
Henry discovers a whole new way to look at life when he joins in with a bit of girl talk.
== Plot ==
The episode began at school where Henry and Ralph were talking about Back of Beyond last night on the climbing frame. Henry says his little brother, Peter talked all the way through it which was rude even Ralph claims he wouldn’t do that. Henry did tell Peter that but as usual he complained and Mum said “Don’t be horrid, Henry!”. Henry and Ralph both the line together then laughed about it as they talk about what happens in the movie, Margaret and Susan approach saying it’s their turn on the climbing frame but Henry states it’s their turn tomorrow and Margaret said it’s today between the hours of 9 to 12 and 12 to 1. Henry claims that’s all morning but Margaret then continues saying 1 to 2 and 2 to 3 which Ralph replied that’s all afternoon and she asked the boys stop interrupting her then says that’s it.
Henry asked ‘What’s it?’, Margaret and Susan both says the rules but Henry claims that’s not fair because he and Ralph had a deal with Miss Oddbod and the girls both say ‘Deal’s off’. Henry asked why and the girls says ‘because’. Henry then says ‘That’s not fair’ and Margaret replies ‘You don’t say’ as Mr Soggington runs down.
Susan says ‘Life’s not fair, Henry’ but Margaret snaps at her claims she hasn’t going to say that yet and tells the boys the same thing anyway. Henry and Ralph see Mr Soggington sticking a sign on the shed wall then runs off to look at it. Henry reads the sign that says “this notice shall replace all other notices” and Ralph stats “that may have been in operation prior to this notice” meaning the girls are right. The boys watch Margaret and Susan take over on the climbing frame giggling together and they yell ‘Noooo!!!’, opening the title card.
In the classroom with the others, Henry and Ralph were sulking miserably in their desk as Margaret and her friends enter giggling. Ralph says to Henry he can’t help thinking they’re missing something and he asked ‘But what?’. Then Brian tells them to ask the girls, Henry turns to them but refuses to do it so Brian goes over instead as they watch. Ralph asked Brian ‘What did you do that for?’, Brian replies ‘Do what?’, then Bert says ‘I dunno’ and Ralph answers ‘Go over there and talk to them’. Brain tells them they wanted to know what they’re missing then Henry asked what the girl said and Bert answers ‘I dunno’ but Brian says “All in good time”. Henry asked “You what?” And Bert answers “I dunno” as Brian opens his laptop reciting what the girls just said. Henry watches Margaret talking to her friends then says he and Ralph are still missing something. Later Everyone leaves the classroom as Margaret tells Henry what Brian said about him and Ralph missing something so she shows a flashback of her, Susan, Vicky and Henry lined up outside the theatre where the Aquarium Security Guard is standing.
Henry asked what they are doing here and Margaret answers they’re all queuing to see the Zero Zombies. Henry claims that’s his band and he should be inside playing but Margaret says he’s out here with her, Susan and Vicky. Henry says to the audience he’s confused and Margaret tells him to watch and learn. The Security Guard asked Margaret for their tickets as she talks about girls stuff with Susan and Vicky growls at Henry but Margaret tells her he’s friendly. The Guard stops Margaret who claims she’s talking but he refuses to let her through stating he got three tickets but sees there’s four of them and she counts while doing the math saying it’s two and a half. Susan and Vicky walk inside as Margaret swipes the screen back to the present.
Margaret asked ‘So?, Henry copies as Brian says it was a masterful piece of obfuscation and explains the meaning of it stating ‘making something less clear and harder to understand”. Margaret tells Brian he’s right agreeing what he just said then tries again by moving the screen to another flashback showing the Dinner room where everyone were seated together as she and Henry are in the queue while the others get served with stew by Greasy Greta. Henry knows where this is going but Margaret tells him to hold his horses and he goes in by his turn. Henry asked Greta what is that as she says it’s stew obviously. Then Margaret snaps her fingers getting Gurinder, Soyara and Susan over to queue ahead as Henry moves aside. The girls each take turns complimenting, getting served with stew each and a big helpings of chips too and Soraya thanks Greta who smiles then asked for something left over from the teacher’s special supper last night and Greta gives them three burgers each. Gurinder says they don’t know about it then Greta gives them cupcakes as a special dessert and they take one each. They all thank Greta calling her ‘Mrs Minos” then Margaret moves the screen back to the classroom where she tells Henry to close his mouth saying it’s not attractive and that he observed the art of conversation which even he must have learned something from all of this. Henry claims he learned about the teachers have special suppers where they eat food that isn’t stew so Margaret tries this one more time by swiping to the last flashback where all the pupils heads inside the school passing Mr Soggington. Margaret tells Henry to pay attention this time and he says ‘Alright, alright! No need to be such a beetlebonce’.
Mr Soggington agreed what Henry just said then Margaret asked him if she and Susan can be in the queue for games today and he allowed it. Margaret also asked if they can be letted out early first and Mr Soggington even said ‘Yes, of course’. Gurinder asked to be letted out early too and Sid allowed it even Soyara as well so he tells the four girls they can be letted out early and to run along to enjoy their day. As her friends run inside, Margaret tells Henry it’s his turn and he says ‘Please, sir..’ but Mr Soggingto said “No!”, tells him and Ralph to hop it. Then Margaret pulls the scene back to the present again then says “Bad Luck” to Henry who claims that Mr Soggington only yes because she’s and her friends are all girls but she objects saying they were all being polite and Henry says the line again as Al tells him not to say it which is everyone knows it’s just because girls are no good at games so they always ask to be let off anyway but Henry goes ahead and says it all much to his dismay. Margaret calls Henry so 20th century then leaves the classroom. Then Henry joins Ralph saying they learned a thing or two today which he agrees. Henry turns opposite direction telling Ralph he’s going to ask nicely then takes him along to Miss Oddbod’s office where she was seen eating her chocolate and closes when hearing a knock on the door. Henry and Ralph enter the office as Miss Oddbod says they haven’t done anything wrong today that could possibly merit a telling off. Ralph says “No!”, then he and Henry both smile at Miss Oddbod saying they’re just being friendly and want to ask her something as she opens her chocolate box but closes it again and lets them ask away. At recess the next day, Henry and Ralph run to the play park where Mr Soggington sticks up another signs and says to them “You horrid boys!”, as they run onto the climbing frame and continue where they left off about the deep universe and alien life forms. As Mr Soggington marches off, Margaret and Susan read the sign then she shouts “I’LL GET YOU, HENRY!”, as Ralph says to Henry that she’s not happy about the new rules and Henry claims they are fairer which he agrees. The boys both high-five each other as Margaret tears up the sign furiously and stomps on it while Susan watches her ending the episode.
== Characters ==
* Horrid Henry
* Rude Ralph
* Brainy Brian
* Aerobic Al
* Moody Margaret
* Sour Susan
* Gorgeous Gurinder
* Singing Soraya
* Lazy Linda
* Beefy Bert
* Greedy Graham
* Weepy William
* Anxious Andrew
* Jolly Josh
* Mr Soggington
* Miss Oddbod
* Perfect Peter (mentioned)
* Mum (mentioned)
* Aquarium Security Guard (flashback)
* Vicious Vicky (flashback)
* Greasy Greta (flashback)
* Unknown Students
== Trivia ==
* This episode reveals Greasy Greta's surname.
== Errors ==
*At the beginning of the episode, Gorgeous Gurinder appears in the playground next to Singing Soraya, but is miscoloured brown.
*The title 'Horrid Henry Girl Talk' on the title card doesn’t make sense.
== Gallery ==
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== Video ==
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Note: This video has two episodes combined. You may want to consider watching the first episode.
Category:OAS Series 5