List of Products Sold In Omega Mart

Omega Mart has many products available for visitors to purchase.https://meowwolf.com/articles/5-things-you-must-know-about-omega-mart
Omega Mart's products fall into four general types of existence: Real/Real-ish, Trick (looks like one thing but is actually something else), Prop Only, and Lore Only.
Product Name 	Store Section	Existence Type	Notes
Corn PM 	 	 	
Corn PM Lamp 	 	Real 	Sells for $999.99 and purchasers must inquire at registers.
Emergency Clams 	 	Trick/Prop 	Empty/stash can. Featured in a commercial.
Zalg 	Coolers 	Real-ish 	Contains apple juice spiced with ginger and lemongrass, actually tastes really good
Power Wings Multi-Purpose Formula 	 	Lore Only 	Featured in a commercial. Other commercial.
P-2000 Cracker Spackle 	 	Lore Only 	Featured in a commercial.
Mrs. Dram's Romantic Dinner in a Can 	 	Lore Only 	Featured in a commercial.
Dark Matter Spray 	 	Lore Only 	
Omega Point 	 	 	
Plausible Deniability 	 	 	
Done. 	 	Trick/Prop 	Empty box. Available online.
Omega Mart Lemons 	 	Lore Only 	The commercial for it is a parody of a notorious Burger King Pokemon Pokeball toy recall commercial
Nut-Free Salted Peanuts 	 	Real 	Just salt. Available online and featured in a commercial.
Wake Up! Spray 	 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Who Told You This Was Butter? 	 	Real 	Product description on the store is 'Definitely Not Butter Air Freshener Spray'. The logo is a parody of the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter brand of non-dairy margarine. Also called Butter-Scented Air Freshener in a commercial. Available online and at the gift shop at House of Eternal Return.
Glorbox 	 	Lore Only 	Featured in a commercial.
Omega Cola 	Cooler 	Real 	Product description on the store is “THE SOFT DRINK THAT UNOFFICIALLY ENDED THE COLA WARS. IT’S THE SODA THAT FLOATED OMEGA MART TO THE TOP OF THE CAFFEINATED, CARAMEL-COLORED, HIGH-FRUCTOSE-CORN-SYRUP-BASED CARBONATED BEVERAGE PYRAMID TO LORD OVER ALL OTHER COLAS. IT’S THE TOP OF THE POPS. IT’S OMEGA COLA” Available online and at the cafés at House of Eternal Return and The Real Unreal.
Name Brand Salt 	 	 	
Individually Wrapped Wheat Squares 	 	 	Actually individually wrapped slices of bread
Honey-Glazed Ham 	 	 	
Pork Capsules 	 	 	
Omega Mart Brand Orange Drink 	 	 	Also called Omega Mark Orange Plus in a commercial
Collector's Edition Sliced Meats 	Meat 	 	Come in Salami, Mortadella, Bologna, and Behind The Meat Case. Featured in a commercial.
Root Beer-Flavored Vape Juice-Flavored Root Beer 	 	Real 	Featured in a commercial.
Lil Meow Gruel For Cats 	 	 	Pigeon Mousse. With Healthy Wolf Lonely Hiker Protein Feast, the packaging forms the name 'Meow Wolf'.
Healthy Wolf Lonely Hiker Protein Feast 	 	 	With Lil Meow Gruel For Cats, the packaging forms the name 'Meow Wolf'.
Mammoth Chunks 	 	 	Is also an item at the Echo Park Time Travel Mart.
Tattooed Chicken 	Meat 	Trick/Prop 	Exists as an empty stash can that can be purchased.
Rabbit Shards 	 	 	
Meat Grass 	 	 	
Party Style Ocean Salad Loaf 	 	 	
Chip Street 	 	Trick 	Actually a packaged t-shirt. Featured in a commercial.
Freedom Glaze 	 	 	
Whale Song Deodorant 	 	 	Available online.
First Contact 	 	 	
Muscle Fresh 	 	 	
Tooth Slime 	 	Trick 	Available as a stylized pencil case shaped like a toothpaste tube. Available online and at the gift shop at House of Eternal Return.
Mytosis 	 	 	
Mythic Farms Leprechaun Kidneys 	 	Real-ish 	Actually Wasabi Peas
Mythic Farms Manticore Scat 	 	Real-ish 	
Mythic Farms Ogre Flesh 	 	Real-ish 	Appear to be Watermelon Gummies
Mythic Farms Dragon Arteries 	 	Real-ish 	Appear to be Twizzlers
Zalgitos 	 	Trick 	A parody of "Doritos", pillow/pillowcase. Available online.
Rad Sting'rz Agua Fuego 	 	Trick 	Pillow/pillowcase. Available online.
Dozitos Moon Ranch Calming Nighttime Chips 	 	Trick 	A parody of Doritos nacho chips, Pillow/pillowcase.
Chummps 	 	Trick 	Pillow/pillowcase. Available online.
Moon Water 	 	 	
Non-toxic Gender Fluid 	 	Real-ish 	Lemon-lavender sparkling water. Also available at the vending machine near the restrooms at House of Eternal Return and the café at The Real Unreal.
Bro-Da Diet Dude 	 	 	
Pink Hammer Soda 	 	 	
Dr. Supervisor 	 	 	A parody of Dr. Pepper soda
Code Cheddar Cheese Drink 	 	Real 	
Diet Zalg Cola 	 	 	
Kids Fresh Complete 	 	 	
Doomed Expedition 	 	Real 	
Gom 	 	Real 	Just regular gum.
Vegan Goat Pus 	Cooler 	Real-ish 	Lemonade.
Gut Monkeys Ginger Ale 	 	Real 	No longer available online.
Prickly Pear Soda 	Cooler 	Real 	Future Fantasy Delight creation/branded. Was available online, and is available at the cafe in House of Eternal Return.
L'Omega Mashed Potato (A parody of La'Croix sparkling water beverages)	 	Prop Only 	
Birthday For One 	 	 	
Leg (Just Leg) 	 	Real 	Obvious Plant creation
Weird Dogs 	 	Real 	Obvious Plant creation, is actually plastic horses
Red Haut 	 	 	
Minty Mani 	 	 	
Cheddar Bunker 	 	Real 	Actually cheese balls
Oh, Those. 	 	Prop Only 	A parody of marshmallow cereals for children. Empty box.
Corn of Plenty 	 	Prop Only 	A parody of marshmallow cereals for children. Can be purchased but is full of recycled plastic bits and not actually edible.
Biz'EZ 	 	Prop Only 	Can be purchased but is full of recycled plastic that is not actually edible.
Dramcake Mix 	 	Real 	Actually pancake mix
Ramen Notes 	 	Real 	Pre-existing product.
Frosted Hay 	 	 	A parody of frosted shredded mini wheats
Rose Beef 	 	Trick/Prop 	Can be purchased online or at the gift shop at House of Eternal Return but is an empty can for stashing things.
Standard Eggs 	 	 	
Armed Daffodils 	 	Trick 	Fake flower with plastic arm in it.
Liquid Death Sparkling Mountain Water 	 	Real 	Collaborator/pre-existing product. Also available in the vending machine near the restrooms at House of Eternal Return.
BOG Water 	 	Real 	Available online and in the vending machine near the restrooms at House of Eternal Return.
5G Lip Balm 	 	Real 	
Bliss X-Treme Bath Salts 	 	Real 	Available online.
Carlos Medina Blueberry Sapphire Blue Chile 	 	Real 	Available online.
Ice Melt Bottled Water 	 	Real 	
Karlos Medino Raspberry Blue Chili 	 	Real 	Available online.
Humane Orchard Juice 	 	Real 	Available online.
Sweet Whispers Toilet Paper 	 	Real 	
Pierced Potatoes 	 	Trick/Prop 	Exists as an empty stash can for purchase.
Gummy Pickle 	 	Real 	Collaborator
Stupidest Animals Guinea Pig 	 	Real 	Collaborator
Shredded Zalg 	 	 	
Omegaroni 	 	 	
Camels Barely Barley Sop 	 	 	A parody of Campbell's canned soups
Camels Homestyle Pigeon Sop 	 	 	A parody of Campbell's canned soups
Camels Dream Of Mushroom Sop 	 	 	A parody of Campbell's canned soups
Moth Milk 	 	Trick/Prop 	Available for purchase at the gift shop in House of Eternal Return.
Phfroot-d Loopholes 	 	 	A parody of Froot Loops cereal
Ego Echo 	 	 	
One A Year Multi Vitamin 	 	Real-ish 	Actually a breath mint. A parody of One A Day Multivitamins. Also called Zuphipm Dartcrate Extended Release in a commercial.
One a Year Split 	 	Lore Only 	Also called Zuphim Dartcrate Split Release. Featured in a commercial.
200 Layer Salad 	 	 	A parody of 7 layer salads
Ambiguous Salad 	 	 	
Egg? Salad 	 	 	
Honey Clumps Of Hmm.... 	 	 	A parody of Honey Bunches Of Oats cereals
Cherry Blitz 	 	Trick 	Plush version available online and at the gift shop at The Real Unreal.
Lemon Frenzy 	 	Trick 	Plush version available online and at the gift shop at The Real Unreal.
Wake Up! 	 	Prop Only 	Empty spray bottle.
Salt After Dark 	 	 	Available online and featured in a commercial.
Simply Burlap 	 	 	
Americanized Beef 	Meat 	Prop Only 	Featured in a commercial.
Meat Cakes 	Meat 	 	
Romantic Steak Cakes 	Meat 	 	
Grade Omega Ham Pack 	Meat 	Real 	Available online and featured in a commercial.
Mortadella Bag 	Meat 	Real 	Available online.
Stomach Fanny Pack 	Meat 	Real 	Available online.
Santa Fe Slaw 	Meat 	 	
Red Metropolis 	Meat 	 	
Birth of Venus Party Platter 	Meat 	 	
Nebula Loaf 	Meat 	Prop Only 	Featured in a commercial. Other commercial.
Jerky Tape 	Meat 	 	
Land Cucumber 	Meat 	 	
Watermeloin 	Meat 	 	
Psychedeloaf 	Meat 	 	
Try-Tip 	Meat 	 	
Chakra Shank 	Meat 	 	
Soft Serve 	Meat 	 	
Dali Meat 	Meat 	 	
Illusloin 	Meat 	 	
Manos Of The Sea 	Meat 	 	
Flank Shank 	Meat 	 	
Bummerloaf 	Meat 	 	
X-Ray Speck 	Meat 	 	
Lizard Gizzard 	Meat 	 	
Bone Loaf 	Meat 	 	
Magic Meat 	Meat 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Half A Heart 	Meat 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Bone-In Trophy Chops 	Meat 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Brain 	Meat 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Heavenly Hash 	Meat 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Ground Chuck-O-Lantern 	Meat 	Prop Only 	Seasonal display. Instagram post.
Fresh Cut Rumpkin Roast 	Meat 	Prop Only 	Seasonal display. Instagram post.
Silt (A parody of Silk soy milk) 	Dairy 	 	
Millk 	Dairy 	Trick 	Referred to as Gestating Mammal Liquid in the commercial. Available as a mug in the shape of a milk carton on the online store and at the gift shop in House of Eternal Return.
What Is The True Essence Of Butter? 	Dairy 	 	Referred to as Gestating Mammal Liquid Toast Paint in the commercial
Lonely French Boy Yogurt Extra Cultured 	Dairy 	 	Referred to as Gestating Mammal Liquid with Added Bacteria in the commercial
Cheese Expressions Colby Jack Jazz Blend 	Dairy 	 	Referred to as Aged Gestating Mammal Liquid in Block Form in the commercial
Robot Milk 	Dairy 	Trick 	Is also an item at the Echo Park Time Travel Mart
Orange Awakening 	Dairy 	Prop Only 	Appears to glitch in the dairy section.
Happles 	Produce 	Real 	Exist as squishies for purchase.
Lucky Avocadoes 	Produce 	 	
Banana Confidential 	Produce 	Real 	Collaborator? Available online.
Impact Corn 	Produce 	 	
Aspirational Carrots 	Produce 	 	
Grade A Zucklings 	Produce 	 	
Tetrahedron Squash Latte 	Produce 	 	
Neg-Plants 	Produce 	 	
Pretzel Strawberry Squashie 	Produce 	 	
Zalg Medley 	Produce 	 	
Avocado Coin Purse 	Produce 	Trick 	Not made from real avocado. Also available at the gift shop at House of Eternal Return.
Fruit 2.0 	Produce 	 	
Orange Mitosis 	Produce 	 	
Square Fruit 	Produce 	 	
Lemon Rewinds 	Produce 	Real 	
Daikon Pals 	Produce 	Trick 	Stuffed toy, not actually alive. Available online and at the gift shop at The Real Unreal.
Pareidolia Peppers 	Produce 	Trick 	Not an actual pepper, just a sculpture. Available online.
Travel Apples 	Produce 	Trick 	Not actual fruit, but a tumbler. Available online and at the gift shop at House of Eternal Return.
Melted Pineapples ("Slimeapples") 	Produce 	Prop Only 	The actual fruit is a prop, but an enamel pin is available online.
Geo Fruits 1.0 	Produce 	 	
Tomato Snail 	Produce 	Trick 	Not a tomato, instead is a small container. Available online.
404 Chocolate 	 	 	Featured in a commercial.
What About Bianca? 	 	Real 	Featured in a commercial.
404 Kleener 	 	Real 	Featured in a commercial.
Caribbean Fiesta Font 	 	Real 	Featured in a commercial.
Becky Glaze 	 	Real 	Featured in a commercial.
Shrubs 	 	 	Featured in a commercial.
Rainbow Wash 	 	Real 	Limited edition, released in October 2023. A storyline ran on the Dramcorp Instagram from July 26 to September 29. All proceeds go to The LGBTQ Center of S. Nevada.@omegamartusa. "#DidYouKnow - for EVERY purchase of Rainbow Wash, all proceeds go directly to @TheCenterLV! 🏳️‍🌈 Get yours before they're GONE!" Instagram, 23 October 2023, https://www.instagram.com/p/CyvzA2ssaSD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Rainbow Wash Unicorn 	 	Trick 	Not alive, but stuffed toy exists. Although it cannot be purchased, six of them were given away in a sweepstakes.@omegamartusa. "🦄 THERE'S STILL TIME! 🦄
Our highly performative Rainbow Wash formula is SO effective that even objects in close proximity may become washed. That means, we have SIX Rainbow Wash plush bottles looking for happy homes. For a chance to win your own one-of-a-kind bottle, simply do ONE of the following:
🌈 Head to thecenterlv.org & donate at least $5 and forward your receipt to alpha@omegamart.com 
OR
🌈 Mail us a letter at Meow Wolf, 3215 S Rancho Dr. Suite #100 Las Vegas, NV 89102 Attn: Marketing Dept., Meow Wolf Sweepstakes
🦄 Sweepstakes ends at 11:59:59pm PT on 11/5/23. See Official Rules below.
🦄 This contest is not affiliated with Meta
All the Legal Info!
No purchase is necessary to enter. Void where prohibited. Only one entry per participant. Official rules here: https://landing.meowwolf.com/2023-rainbow-plush-rules, Instagram, 25 October 2023, https://www.instagram.com/p/Cy0-4LBM3x5/
Ramen Blanket and Pillow 	 	Real 	Also available at the gift shop in House of Eternal Return.
==Trivia==
*To celebrate the anniversary of Omega Mart, a ceremony called "The Swallowing" was held, where employees passed out One A Year Vitamins to guests.
==References==
Category:Omega Mart
Category:Omega Mart Products
Category:Lists
==External links==
*Online shop