Mike who Melissas

The Mike who Melissas is from an alternate earth where Mike went psycho and killed Melissa and absorbed her power to become a human-Púca hybrid. He is one of the most deadly villains in the Mike and Melissa multiverse, only followed by the Angry Video Game Nerd
== Origin ==
One day on earth-666, Mike was making himself a bag of microwavable popcorn, because popcorn is the meal that conquers all meals. Melissa walked in and said "hey can I have some popcorn?"
This made Mike furious.
She was asking if she could have some popcorn like she owned the place? Popcorn was his love, his baby, it made up an irreplaceable part of his soul that couldn't be filled up by any other snackfood in the entirety of the universe.
Mike knew that there was only one thing to do.
"Sure you can have some popcorn" said Mike in a cheerful tone.
"Thanks Mi-" but Mike interrupted her.
"In Hell, after I fucking murder yo bitchass" said Mike like a total chad.
Mike then pulled out his katana that he keeps next to his microwave for some strange reason and stabbed Melissa. He then pulled the blade out and sliced her head off, causing blood to shoot out like a geyser from her neck.
"Nobody steals my popcorn and gets away with it" said Mike like the badass motherfucker he is.
Some of the blood from Melissa ended up getting splashed on Mike's body and because this was blood from a pucca, he ended up mutating. His body changed and morphed until eventually he was no longer Mike, he was now the Mike who Melissas!
== Going to the Mike and Melissa (Prime) universe ==
A few days later, the Mike who Melissas was pouring himself a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal, when he saw that there was a prize inside the box, a dimensional transporter!
So the Mike who Melissas used this to begin travelling to other worlds to rally other Mikes and Melissas into his army so that he could destroy the entire multiverse, not for any real reason, he just thought that the title, the Mike who Melissas: destroyer of the multiverse, sounded like a cool title to have.
Eventually in his journey, he ended up stumbling upon the prime Mike and Melissa earth. He attempted to sway the Mike and Melissa of this earth to join him in his crusade but they refuse because he smells really bad.
The Mike who Melissas then decided that he would just destroy their planet instead because NOBODY insulted the way he smelled and got away with it.
== Trying to kill Mike and Melissa ==
The Mike who Melissas then decided to pour himself a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in order to ease his rage at being called smelly, when he saw another prize, a planet destroying bomb!
"Wow they've really changed cereal box prizes since I was a kid" said the Mike who Melissas
He then immediately set to work on destroying Mike and Melissa's planet.
Meanwhile Mike and Melissa were sitting at home watching Melissa's favorite movie "Pepsiman gets AIDS" when the Mike who Melissas jumped through their window and yelled "HEY FUCKOS, I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU"
Melissa then said "but its August so that quip doesn't work"
The Mike who Melissas then said "shit you're right." He then went back home to wait until December so that his one liner would be appropriate.
Four months later, he came back and yelled "HEY FUCKOS, I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!"
He then pulled out his planet destroying bomb and prepared to use it on their world but he got stopped when Melissa leaped into action, grabbed their refrigerator, and hurled it at the Mike who Melissas, hitting him dead on and breaking the majority of bones in his body.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME ELLIOT RODGER-SAMA" said the Mike who Melissas, well that's what I guess he said because he was gurgling so much blood that it was impossible to understand what he was saying.
Mike and Melissa then got back to watching TV while acting as if nothing ever happened.
== Currently ==
The Mike who Melissas is currently in the hospital and has recently gotten obsessed with Transformers, so we should be safe from him for now.
Category:Extended Canon
Category:Púca Absorption Timeline
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Category:Humans
Category:Púcas
Category:Prime Timeline