Lime Ricks

==Jack==
There once was a boy named Jack
Who liked to pretend he was black
They thought he was racist
But oh well, let's face it
He was just talking smack
== AVGB ==
There was once a new user
when he started he was a loser
But now he's an OK guy
and he never said a lie
And AVGB is the name of the user
== Obama vs Osama ==
There once was a man named Obama
Who ordered the death of Osama
He was shot in the head
and now he is dead
Cause of death: ballistic trauma
== Chappie ==
There once was a movie called Chappie
And everyone said it was crappy
I saw it regardless
and though, far from flawless,
I left the movie quite happy.
==Porn==
There are pictures of women 
Ones I really want to be in 
So I fapped and I tapped
But then there was jizz all over my lap
How am I going to hide the seman?
==Nail==
There once was a fail named Nail
Who was pale and dressed like a whale
He put on a hat
And just like that
He became a snail
==Limericks==
To words, I connect like a modem
I'm adequate in writing that's spoken
Austen? I've surpassed her
Eminem? I rap faster
I've mastered the flow of this poem