Big Eyed Monkey

The Big Eyed Monkey is a monkey that has very large eyes and likes to challenge people to staring contests. He is one of the Eye Monkeys. it has 6 fingers and resembles a mouse. He will stare into your sole.
==More About Him==
The Big Eyed Monkey is an unknown species of monkey who was born in Brazil. But, he currently lives in Moscow, Russia. Who knows how he got there? In Moscow, he learned the art of staring contests and started challenging people to staring contests. He always won because he can never blink since his eyes are so big. Eventually, he entered championships including Home Championships, Town Championships, Regional Championships, Country Championships, World Championships, and finally the Galaxy Championships. He eventually lost in the Universe Championships to the 3 Eyed Koala who turned him into stone, killing him. The Police went to arrest the 3 Eyed Koala but he escaped again. There is a memorial for Big Eyed Monkey.
== Taxonomy ==
In 2009, scientists found out that the Big Eyed Monkey is a species of monkey called a bush baby. However, the Big Eyed Monkey doesn't live in bushes, and he doesn't look like a baby, so everyone ridiculed the scientists and called them stupid.
To this day, no one can decide on what monkey species the Big Eyed Monkey is. However, we are 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% certain he is a bush baby.
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