Peter Griffin explains the difference between the RMS Titanic and the USS Excelsior

Ed, Edd, and Eddy were talking with their adoptive father, Peter Griffin. They were talking about the Titanic. Peter said "The RMS Titanic was meant to make lots of money, not necessarily to foster any kind of societal benefit. She wasn't a massive dam that would send energy to the people in the valley below, and she certainly wasn't a mighty battleship that might serve to protect the homeland. She was a luxury passenger liner: the very best way in the world to move from here to there." When the Eds began talking about the USS Excelsior, Peter said "The Excelsior was a Federation starship that was a battleship in space. The Excelsior was commanded by Captain Hikaru Sulu. She served to protect the Federation." Peter then said "The Excelsior fought alongside the USS Enterprise-A against General Chang's prototype Klingon Bird of Prey that could fire while cloaked."
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