Blackoffee

- | " As Black as Earth's Coffee. But Blacker. " |
- Stylized "koffee" or "Koffee". Rarely "kOffee". Many call it "Koffè". Blackoffee -> Koffè
- | "Take a Cup of Hot Unblacked Coffee. Add a drop of condensed Mud. Then add two more drops, counted, of the finest Mudwine you can manage to snatch. Follow The 3 6 10 Rule: Mix three times, wait six seconds and blow gently for ten to slightly cool it down. Enjoy Your Koffè. 
- It is possible to get drunk by drinking large quantities of blackoffee, although it is hard. The Excessive amount of caffeine mixed with the alcohol of the mudwine, and the disproportionate ratio between them, create an effect on the drinker that is better described as "Kofrenzy! He's Intoxicated with Coffee. Again. What a mess."