The Harshest Comeback/Transcript

==Plankton legally gets the Krabby Patty Secret Formula==
Linda: "KAREN!"
[Karen
Karen: "What?"
Linda: "Do us a favor and get a copy of the Krabby Patty Formula."
Karen:
[Camera cuts to a shot of the ordering area of the Krusty Krab. Karen rolls on her wheels in front of the boat.]
Mr. Krabs: "KAREN! You don't get to purchase a Krabby Patty." [banishes Karen out of the Krusty Krab] "In fact, I know you'll analyze the patty and have your husband find out me secret formula!" [Banishes Karen straight into the Chum Bucket]
Karen: "THAT'S IT! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" [Activates the laser and attacks Mr. Krabs with it, causing him to scream in agony]
SpongeBob: "KAREN, you won't get away with-" [Karen attacks SpongeBob with the laser, causing him to scream]
==Squidward's Sundays==
===Final verdict===
==Patrick Star gets restrained from the 20-star mall==
Bald: "MISTER STAR!"
Patrick: "Yeah?"
Bald: "Come with us right now!"
(cut to outside the 20-star mall.)
Bald: "You may no longer even lay a finger within 15 feet of the 20-star mall at anytime. If you break the restraining order, your consequence shall be EXECUTION AND DEATH BY GAS CHAMBER!"
Patrick: "Huh?"
Reservation Attendant: (whispers in Patrick's ear)
(Patrick runs away from the 20-star mall, screaming)
==SpongeBob gets restrained from the 20-star mall==
===Patrick tells SpongeBob the news===
(Patrick breaks into SpongeBob's house, screaming and running)
Patrick: "MONSTER!!!!!!"
SpongeBob: "Monster?"
Patrick: "Yeah! These guys told me I will die if I go near that place."
SpongeBob: "What place?"
Patrick: "The 20-star mall."
SpongeBob: (screams) "THE 20-STAR MALL?!?!?!"
Patrick: "Where's Squidward?"
SpongeBob: "That's where he works. Squidward has his own restaurant. That's in the 20-star mall."
Patrick: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
==Sam moves in==
===Sam kicks Mr. Krabs out===
Mr. Krabs: "I'm gonna get Squidward."
[Mr. Krabs heads into Sam's neighborhood and walks to Sam's house]
Mr. Krabs: "Why would Squidward live under a rock?"
[Mr. Krabs knocks on Sam's doorbell]
Sam: "Who is this?"
Mr. Krabs: "I'm Eugene--"
Sam: "Stand-up crab [A] gets out of Sister Sam's house!" [A: flings Mr. Krabs causing him to scream]
==Queen Sam==
Sam: "What's a queen?"
Patrick: "A queen can have whatever she wants."
Sam: "Whatever she wants?"
==Spot vs. The Queen==
[Spot is sniffing. He leaves the laboratory, exits the Chum Bucket, and goes near Sam Star. Spot barks at Sam Star.]
Sam: "Who makes noise?"
[Spot snarls and growls to a much larger size. Spot growls loudly. Sam freaks out and flees but Spot keeps chasing after her. While that, Spot occasionally grows louder. Spot keeps chasing Sam until she returns to her house, where she still gets chased by Spot.]
Sam: "SICK CYCLOPS PLEASE DON'T EAT QUEEN SAM!!!"
[Spot makes a screeching growl]
Sam: "NO, REALLY!! PLEASE DON'T EAT QUEEN SAM!!!"
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