Hoiboi987234

I fell off a cliff... Eh, so what, they're not gonna write me off..- Hoiboi 
Hoiboi is a user on Fictional Fighters Wiki.
==Fanon Wiki Ideas==
==Possible Opponents==
==Battle Record:==
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==Powers and Skills==
Speed: 0.7x the speed of the Flash
Fourth Wall: Can not only break, but bypass, the fourth wall
Was that a JoJo reference?: Grows slightly stronger every time there is a possible reference to Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
Brainwaves: Brain functions different, complex enough to make out the figure of John Cena
Skip Card: Can freeze anyone
Reverse Card: The Second Best Weapon ever made
Wild +4: Ultimate move, used to rewrite time with one prompt
The First Best Weapon Ever Made: A belt that holds all of the methods of child beating
Radio: Has a portable radio... not much to it
Laser Beam: Comes from the radio
Name That Tune: If you're singing a song in your head, he can instantaneously make you forget a word from the chorus
Adopted: Can generate adoption papers out of nowhere. Does not work on non-adopted children
Short Term Stand: Kevin Hart stand. Step-Stool included
==Feats==
Defeated Big Chungus by using the skip card and grabbing his reverse
Once found Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris found him
Got Violent Vincent's IP
Smelled The Rock's cooking
Brain complex enough to locate the person who asked
Skipped his German Lessons without any punishment on Duolingo
Bought the deed to Shrek's Swamp to ask him what he's doing there
==Weaknesses ==
Is Lazy
Spontaneously combusts upon eating Fish Stew
Constantly dissapoited in his lacking amount of accomplishment and feels as if he's a failure to the human race as a whole, and a waste of flesh blood organs and bones
Guitar constantly tuned slightly wrong
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