James Bird

James Bird is a character played by JimiNewtr0n.
==General Information==
James Bird is a practicing defense attorney and former Assistant District Attorney. 
He recently moved to this city to start his legal career over again. He leans on dramatics and small, backhanded tactics he can get away with in the courtroom, more so than valid legal arguments. 
He sucks at paperwork and not swearing in court. He is however extremely dedicated to maintaining a fair & balanced legal system and believes people can reform. Except for clowns, he hates clowns and holds a deep bias that leads him to seek the death penalty for every violent clown case that comes across his desk. Honestly he'd probably make a case for capital punishment if a clown so much as handed him a balloon animal.
He is DEFINITELY starting a Law School Fraternity to help his peers get a break from their legal education with beer, hot tubs, a misdemeanor possession amount of drugs, and hazing rituals. Initiation mostly always seem to be just taking a shit in, or on the cars of other lawyers he has lost against in court. He's currently just squatting at a mansion in the Vinewood Hills and claiming it's the Frat House.
==Physical Description==
He's known as the defense lawyer who looks like a q-tip. 
He received an ugly but cool scar on his face after Mike Block dumped him on his head from atop a 300+ foot construction crane. A scar that he is self conscious about and tries to hide.
==Background Information==
He needed to move to this city because he faked his death to escape a pending marriage and a hit placed on his life.
Has past mob ties.
Has a long standing traumatic brain injury that will occasionally cause him to forget who he is and spend days impersonating someone he knows. 
Has never killed anyone and feels bad when he hits coyotes on the highway.
==Relationships==
Guy basically just hangs out with other lawyers. 
==Trivia==
* Once sent $30,000 to the wrong state ID.
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Category:Lawyers