Battles for Last in the ZNG Chat Posts

This page hosts a list of excerpts from the battles for the last comment on Ed™'s chat posts. Some of these "battles" have been a single person simply posting numbers counting down or up, others have included Japanese, and yet others have involved multiple frequenters of the chat posts battling it out... so to speak. Essentially, there's been a fair amount of variety, and they're often entertaining to see, though at times they can become somewhat tiresome.
== Chat Post #13 ==
"I'm going to commit an unforgivable crime: taking the last comment without Ed's permission. Awaiting exile, sir!" —Blake
== Chat Post #31 ==
"SO MUCH POWER! MY REIGN OF POST STEALING TERROR HAS RETURNED!" —Elzonire
(In post #32) "Jason... Bro. What the heck?" —Ed™
== Chat Post #32 ==
"Oh yeah, by the way... I win again." —Elzonire
== Chat Post #33 ==
"May I? Okay.Last. :)" —Christian
== Chat Post #36 ==
"エッド判長!お休みなさいだろう?Whatever, I win." —Elzonire
== Chat Post #37 ==
"Oh look, 99 comment including this one. I'll politely leave the last for
someone else..."''
"SIKE!" —Justice
== Chat Post #38 ==
"Last?"
"Nope." —Blake
== Chat Post #41 ==
"Eh, this is practically full already. Last." —Ed™
== Chat Post #44 ==
"Why is nobody taking the last comment?" —Blake
== Chat Post #48 ==
"…I want the 100th post and no can stop me Wahahaha"
 
"Yessssss I won!!!" —Irish Girl
== Chat Post #52 ==
"君達が..."
"僕に..."
"負けたよ。"
"なぜ?"
"と悲しく言う..."
"最後のコメントを奪うからだよ!!And yes, six comments is my upper limit. No more than that. Later!" —Elzonire
== Chat Post #53 ==
"Oh yeah, Noelle or Ed can take last. Fight to the cookies!" —Elzonire
== Chat Post #54 ==
"*UNFATHOMABLELaaaaast!" —Ed™
== Chat Post #57 ==
"Do I get"
"Last?" —the kiD!
== Chat Post #59 ==
"I"
"Have"
"The"
"Last COMMENT YAAAAAAY:]" —Irish Girl