Mr. Lawson gets fired from the bank

== Cast ==
Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy
Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack
Madge Griswald-Allison
== Plot ==
This takes place right after Lawson caused a mayhem at his dad's bank. This is also the extended version of Mr. Dawes Sr's death.
== Transcript ==
In the lounge, Mr. Lawson was upset.
Mr. Lawson: Man, I can't believe my son Erwin got arrested because of his outburst at the bank. It's a good thing, but the bankers really need me. At least I still have his tuppence.
Later, Mr. Lawson walked to the bank.
Lieutenant Griswald: Come in!
Mr. Lawson walked in.
Lieutenant Griswald: Take your hat off Lawson!
Mr. Lawson did as he was told.
Mr. Lawson: Good evening gentlemen.
Lieutenant Griswald: Well, get on with it! Go on!
Gus Griswald: Yes Pop. In 1773, an official of this bank, unwisely loaned a large sum of money, to finance a shipment of tea to the American colonies. Do you know what happened?
Mr. Lawson: Yes, sir. Yes, I think I do. Uh, uh, as the ship lay in Boston harbor, uh, a party of the colonists dressed as Red Indians, uh, boarded the vessel, behaved very rudely, and, and threw all the tea overboard. This made the tea unsuitable for drinking, even for Americans.
Gus Griswald: Precisely. The loan was defaulted. Panic ensued within these walls. There was a run on the bank!
Lieutenant Griswald: From that time to this, sir, there has not been a run on this bank until today! A run, sir, caused by the disgraceful conduct of your son. Do you deny it?
Mr. Lawson: I do not deny it, sir. And I shall be only too glad to assume responsibility for my son.
Lieutenant Griswald: What are you waiting for? Get on with it!
Gus Griswald: Yes father. 
Due to Mr. Lawson being responsible of his son causing the outburst, his boutonniere is ripped, his umbrella is turned inside out and his hat is punched.
Lieutenant Griswald: Well, do you have anything to say, Lawson?
Mr. Lawson: Well, sir, they do say that when there's nothing to say, all you can say I-
Lieutenant Griswald: Confound it, Lawson! I said, do you have anything to say?
Mr. Lawson: Just one word, sir.
Lieutenant Griswald: Yes?
Mr. Lawson: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Lieutenant Griswald: What?
Mr. Lawson: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. My wife was right. It's extraordinary. It does make you feel better!
Lieutenant Griswald: What are you talking about, man? There's no such word.
Mr. Lawson: Oh, yes. It is a word. A perfectly good word, actually. Do you know what there's no such thing as? It turns out, with due respect, when all is said and done, that there's no such thing as you!
Lieutenant Griswald: Impertinence, sir!
Mr. Lawson: Speaking of impertinence, would you like to hear a perfectly marvelous joke? A real snapper!
Lieutenant Griswald: Joke? Snapper?
Mr. Lawson: Yes. There are these two wonderful young people, Jane and Michael. And they meet one day on the street, and Jane says to Michael, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." and Michael says, "Really? What's the name of his other leg?"
Lieutenant Griswald: The man's gone mad. Call the guard!
Mr. Lawson: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I'm feeling better all the time!
Gus Griswald: Lawson, don't you dare strike my father!
Mr. Lawson: There's the tuppence. The wonderful, fateful, Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious tuppence. Guard it well. Good-bye!
Lieutenant Griswald: Lawson, where are you going?
Mr. Lawson: I don't know. I might pop through a chalk pavement picture, and go for an outing in the country. Or I might seize a horse off a merry-go-round, and win the derby! Or I might just fly a kite! Only Evelin would know!
Lieutenant Griswald: Evelin?
Mr. Lawson: My wife. She's the one who sings that ridiculous song.
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
The medicine go down
The medicine go down
The medicine--
Gus Griswald: Mad as a march hare.
Lieutenant Griswald: A wooden leg named Smith. A wooden leg named Smith. A wooden le--
Then, Lieutenant Griswald starts laughing and floats in the air.
Gus Griswald: Pop? Pop! Pop, come down! Daddy! Daddy, come back!
Later, Gus finds himself in his room.
Gus Griswald: It can't be! I don't want Pop to die!
Madge Griswald walks into Gus' room.
Madge Griswald: What seems to be the problem?
Gus Griswald: Since that bank incident that Lawson caused, his dad got fired and then told Pop the wooden leg named Smith joke, which caused him to die laughing.
Madge Griswald: It's okay. It was just a dream.
Gus Griswald: Are you telling me Pop did not die laughing?
Madge Griswald: He's still there and he's cooking you breakfast.
Gus Griswald: I'm coming.
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