Where's Bonnie?/Transcript

The following is a script of Where's Bonnie?. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
CONTEXT WARNING FOR MENTIONS/ACTIONS OF R//PE AND SEMI SEXUAL ACTS. The wiki nor it's creator condone r//pe and SA (sexual assault).
[The video opens with SpongeBob kneeling next to a happy Bonnie in an unidentifiable room in Sugarcube Corner.]
Bonnie: What happened next Dada?!
[She sits down while still looking at SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: Well,your Mommy told her friends to-
[Pinkie appears and stands to the right of them. SpongeBob stands up to face her. All 3 of them are smiling.]
Pinkie: Whatcha doing,Baby?
SpongeBob: Nothing,just talking to Bonnie. What about you?
Pinkie: Well,I was just about to tell you that I have to go to canterlot with Twilight for the day. It's for a friendship problem.
[SpongeBob looks worried. Pinkie turns to face him and Bonnie appears confused.]
Pinkie: Spongebob what's the matter?
Bonnie: Dada,why you sad?
SpongeBob: I am worried what will happen if I don't go with you. Luna may get furious and exacute you. If I am not there, what if she kills you? I don't know how I will live if anything happens to you!
Bonnie: Dada,Bonnie make sure Twilight do something to stop Luna from hurting Mama.
[Pinkie gets closer to SpongeBob and looks at him sweetly. Bonnie also smiles.]
Pinkie: Bonnie is right. Your just over reacting a little bit. I think I will be alright honey.
Bonnie: Yeah,Dada! Nopony hurt Mommy!
Pinkie: If they do,you know I will call for you.
[He looks up at her and smiles.]
SpongeBob: Well,I guess I will be okay than.
Pinkie: Glad to hear it! Now,I gotta catch that train before it leaves.
Bonnie: Daddy,are we going with Mommy just not on the train?
Pinkie: You can if you want.
SpongeBob: Okay than.
[The screen fades to black before fading away to reveal a train in front of the Ponyville station. The screen zooms into the train and then fades to show the family on the station's platform. Bonnie sits on Pinkie's back, who has a saddle bag on. The three of them all smile.]
SpongeBob: You sure you will be okay,Pinkie?
Pinkie: Hun,I am sure I'll be fine.
[He puts a hand on her head.]
SpongeBob: Well,I just worry a bit about you. I wanna keep you safe.
[His hand moves to hold her chin.]
SpongeBob: You know I don't wanna let anypony hurt you.
[SpongeBob hugs Pinkie. All three of them close their eyes.]
Pinkie: Do you have any idea how much I love you right now-
SpongeBob: Not as much as I do,Babe.
[She leans her head closer to SpongeBob.]
Pinkie: I love you much more tha life. Even if you sometines-
[Twilight appears to the left of them, much closer to the train.]
Twilight: You better hurry, Pinkie. The train leaves in 5 minutes.
Pinkie: Okay.Give me a sec,Twilight.
[She starts walking off screen to the left.]
Twilight: Okay,Pinkie. Make it quick.
[Pinkie holds Bonnie with her hooves and their noses touch. SpongeBob looks at them while smiling.]
Pinkie: Be a good girl for Daddy,Bonnie.
[Pinkie closes her eyes and turns her face towards the screen. Bonnie closes her eyes and kisses Pinkie's cheek.]
Bonnie: Bonnie will,Mama!
Pinkie: Good girl.
[She stands back up and faces SpongeBob with Bonnie on her back.]
SpongeBob: Can I get a quick kiss before you go?
Pinkie: Of course,Spongie. Anything for you!
[She leans forward and they kiss with their eyes closed. He holds her lifted hoof.]
SpongeBob: Okay,Pinkie,that's enough.I will let you go now.
[They revert to their previous positions.]
SpongeBob: Be careful,Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie: Don't worry,hun! I am gonna be just fine!
[The screen fades to black. After a few seconds, it fades away to reveal Pinkie sitting next to Twilight on the train. Their saddle bags also lie on the seat.]
Twilight: Pinkie are you sure that he could watch Bonnie?
Pinkie: Why,of course I am sure,Twilight!
[She closes her eyes and turns her face towards Twilight.]
Pinkie: I am pretty sure that Bonnie will listen to her Daddy!
[The screen fades to black. After fading away, SpongeBob is hugging Pinkie. She appears surprised. Twilight stands behind them near the train looking puzzled.]
SpongeBob: Oh thank god your not killed!
Twilight: Spongebob,why do you look so-
[Twilight jumps up and extends her wings, looking shocked.]
SpongeBob: It's Bonnie! She's gone!
Twilight: Oh no!Not again!!
[Pinkie disappears. SpongeBob looks down to the left, presumably where Pinkie is. Twilight faces the right and also looks down.]
Pinkie: *Faints*
Twilight: Well,now how do we find her?
[She turns to face him. They look at each other.]
Twilight: I will fly around town and see if I can find her.
[She flies up to the right. SpongeBob's eyes follow her. Once she's completely off screen, he looks back down at Pinkie. The scene changes to show Rainbow Dash extending a hoof towards and flying behind a blue pegasi foal. They both appear angry.]
Rainbow: Hey!Get back here!
Stormy: Gotta catch Stormy first!
[They fly further to the left. Stormy turns her head around to look at Rainbow Dash.]
Stormy: GOTTA SPEED, MAMA!
Rainbow: STORMY,I WILL CATCH YOU!
[They fly higher up. Stormy is halfway off screen.]
Stormy: We see about dat one!
[They lay on a cloud. Rainbow appears to be asleep while Stormy still looks proudly at her.]
Stormy: What the matter, Mama?Are ya too slow for Stormy?
Rainbow: I give up. You win again.
[Her body shifts and she smiles joyously.]
Stormy: Stormy beat Mommy 1 millon times in a row!
??? (uses Rainbow's color): RAINBOW DASH!
[Rainbow zooms downwards to the left with Stormy calmy on her back.]
Rainbow: Oh,it's Twilight!
[Rainbow Dash can be seen barely hovering over the ground in Ponyville. Twilight cocks her head slightly upwards to face her.]
Rainbow: What's up Twilight?
Twilight: Have you seen Bonnie anywhere?
Rainbow: No.Why?
[She flies closer to Twilight and looks worried.]
SpongeBob: Spongebob and Pinkie lost Bonnie and they can't find her.
Rainbow: If I see them I will give them a call.
Twilight: Okay.
[The screen zooms into them and fades into Rainbow Dash laying on her stomach in bed.]
Rainbow: Finally,I can get some-
[She is flying next to her bed while her body is angled vertically. Her pupils are dilated.]
Stormy: MOMMY!
[She faces the left and puts a hoof to her mouth angrily.]
Rainbow: OH COME ON!!!
[Bonnie and Stormy stand on the ground while Rainbow flies above them.]
Rainbow: WHAT?!
[She stands on all fours and her tail juts out. Her pupils are also dilated.]
Rainbow: Bonnie?! You were here the whole time?!
[She flies back up and awkwardly smiles.]
Rainbow: I mean,why don't you play with Stormy while I call your parents...
[A bubble transition changes the scene to show Rainbow holding a cell phone to her ear. In the background, the babies can be seen playing with blocks.]
Rainbow: Yeah she is here at my cloudhouse.
[They stop playing and Bonnie stands up near Stormy.]
Rainbow: I don't know how, but I wanna know.
[Bonnie can be seen on Stormy's back. Stormy is flying off to the left.]
Rainbow: So your coming to get her?
[They go completely off screen.]
Rainbow: Okay!
[The scene zooms into her and fades to show Cloudsdale with a hot air balloon landed on it's clouds. A bubble transition changes the scene to show Pinkie and SpongeBob standing in the house as Rainbow flies towards the left. All three of them are smiling.]
Pinkie: Where is she?
Rainbow: She's right over-
[Rainbow looks off to the right with a shocked look on her face. Pinkie and SpongeBob, who are behind her, appear confused.]
Rainbow: Hey!Where did they go?!I swear I just saw them playing on the couch!
[SpongeBob and Rainbow Dash both get angry. Pinkie looks concerned and looks at SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: Oh,so your lying!
Pinkie: Hun calm down-
Rainbow: Excuse me?!
[She flies next to him and they look at each other sternly. Pinkie backs up and looks unsure.]
Rainbow: You better not call me a lier!
SpongeBob: Well,what did you tell my daughter about me and Pinkie?!
Rainbow: 1.I don't know what the heck your talking about. And 2.-
Rarity: AAAAAAHHHH
[The scene changes angles to show the staircase and Rainbow much closer.]
Rainbow: It sounds like Rarity has found them! Come on guys!
[The screen has a circle transition to show Carousel Boutique. Shorty after, a bubble transition shows Rarity angrily cowering.]
Rarity: Don't lay one more hoof on that expensive fabric!
[Stormy and Bonnie can be seen on Rarity's work station. They both look at presumably Rarity and appear proud.]
Stormy: We wanna have fun!
[Stormy sits down and smiles at Bonnie, who is closing her eyes and boldly smiling.]
Bonnie: WE IN IT FOR THE COOKIES!
[Stormy flies back up and Bonnie sticks out her tongue. The scene goes back to Rarity, who is wailing.]
Rarity: AAAAAAHHHH!
[She stands back on all fours and her pupils dilate.]
Rainbow: Rarity?!What's with he screaming up there?!
[The scene changes to show the entrance room to the boutique. Rarity appears stressed while the other 3 look worried.]
Rarity: They left!They took my new fabric with them too!
Pinkie: Where could they be?
[The scene gets closer to Rainbow Dash, who looks neutral.]
Rainbow: I think I have a pretty good idea. Follow me, everypony!
[The scene fades to Fluttershy's Cottage and shortly shows the inside. Fluttershy faces the right and smiles shyly while the babies sit calmly on the couch.]
Fluttershy: How did you know they're here with me?
Rainbow: Because,Bonnie adores you alot.
Fluttershy: True.
[Bonnie is on Stormy's back and they fly to the left. They are barely off screen.]
Fluttershy (meant to be Stormy?): Okay bye!
[They are gone.]
Fluttershy: Now,who wants some animal shaped cookies?
[She turns around and looks nervous.]
Fluttershy: What?!Oh no!
Rarity: What's wrong,Fluttershy?
[The four of them stand at the bottom of the hill leading to Fluttershy's Cottage and look worried. Fluttershy flys near her door.]
Fluttershy: Bonnie and Stormy left my house too!
Pinkie: Well,where do we go now?
[They turn to face the left. Fluttershy now stands with them.]
Rainbow: I think that we need to go to AJ'S.
[The scene zooms in on Rainbow.]
Rainbow: Stormy adores AJ as much as Bonnie adores Fluttershy.
SpongeBob: We better get moving than!
Pinkie: Yeah!
[The scene fades to show Sweet Apple Acres.]
Applejack: YEHA!
[The scene changes to Applejack preparing to buck a tree. After a few seconds, she bucks the tree and apples fall into the basket. She prepares for another buck.]
Applejack: I love bucking apples on mah-
[She stands on her hind legs and she looks shocked.]
Apple Bloom: HELP APPLEJACK!
Applejack: APPLEBLOOM?!
[She runs towards the left.]
Applejack: Ima coming,sis!
[The scene bubble transitions into an overview of the CMC clubhouse before transitioning the same way again inside. Stormy is flying with Bonnie on her back while the CMC have very distinct nervous faces.]
Sweetie: WHAT DID YOU BABIES DO?!
Stormy: We make da clubhouse more fun for ya!
[They disapper.]
Scootaloo: WHAT?!?!
Applejack: Girls?!Ya'll okay?!
[They are now outside near the stairway going to the clubhouse. The CMC are in front of AJ, who looks at them worriedly.]
Sweetie: AppleJack! You will never believed what happended!
??? (uses Applejack's color): HEY,AJ!
[The 5 of them replace Applejack's place. AJ faces them with Apple Bloom standing next to her while Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo stand further back.]
Applejack: Will somepony tell me what the hay is going on?!
Fluttershy: We'll explain later.
[Rainbow leans back while flying.]
Rainbow: Right now,we need to find Stormy and Bonnie!
Applejack: Why did they leave?
Pinkie: I bet-
Twilight: Discord!!!!!
SpongeBob: I think I hear Twilight!She must have found them!
[The scene changes to Twilight and Discord standing in the center of Ponyville. Bonnie cowers behind Twilight's front legs while Stormy stands proudly between Twilight's legs. Twilight looks ticked off while Discord casually shrugs.]
Twilight: I knew you were behind all this!
Discord: Yeah so?
Stormy: How dare you?!
[Bonnie turns to the left.]
Pinkie: Bonnie!
Bonnie: MOMMY! DADDY!
SpongeBob: Discord?! You son of a-
[Rainbow flies to face Discord and makes him lean further away. Applejack stands behind Twilight and looks pissed. In front of Twilight, Pinkie is low to the ground with a scowl on her face, Bonnie hides under Pinkie, Fluttershy stands straight angrily, and SpongeBob puts his hands on his hips while looking at Discord angrily.]
Rainbow: DISCORD!WHAT THE ACTUALLY HAY DUDE!
Pinkie: You bettet have not told my girl anything evil! If you did,I swear I will kill you!
Fluttershy: Can we just go home and pretend nothing ever happended?
Applejack: Yes!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "At night,Spongebob was cleaning so Pinkie could get some rest". Pinkie and Bonnie are relaxing on the couch while presumably looking at a TV.]
Bonnie: Ooooo dat a pretty Princess, Mama!
Pinkie: Yeah.Snowwhite is pretty beautiful!
[Bonnie closes her eyes and leans on Pinkie.]
Bonnie: Mama,you and Dada are like a fairy tale. You depend on each other when needed,you always stand together,and you no give up til all things are alright! Bonnie has da best parents in Equestria! Bonnie wove you,Mama!
[Pinkie turns her head towards Bonnie.]
Pinkie: Awww~I love you too,Bonnie!
Bonnie: zzzzz
Pinkie: Dawww~ She's so cute!
[Pinkie closes her eyes and blushes.]
Pinkie: I love Bonnie as much as I love my sweet caring husband!
[She gets off the sofa with Bonnie on her back.]
Pinkie: Though I probably should go put her to bed.
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[The screen does a circle transition to reveal Pinkie cheerily walking towards the right while SpongeBob stands in front of her smirking wickedly, heavily blushing, and having his pupils a bright red.]
Pinkie: Sorry it took so long babe.I-
[She stops walking and opens her eyes. She is surprised.]
Pinkie: Oh no.Not this again. He is in heat. Slowly walk away, Pinkie. Slowly walk away.
SpongeBob: ~Hey Pinkie~
[She closes her eyes and starts walking. A sweat droplet can be seen on her forehead.]
Pinkie: Oh.H-hey honey. I am just needing to get some sleep so I can have dreams about your.s##iness.
[She reverts to being surprised.]
Pinkie: Oh.Did I say s##ines?!
[She goes back to walking nervously.]
Pinkie: I mean tastiness!
[She freezes once more.]
Pinkie: God please don't. I don't really want-
[SpongeBob's colors return to normal and he puts one hand behind his head and the other behind his back. His eyes are closed and he smiles.]
SpongeBob: Oh Pinkie! I am only kidding!
Pinkie: Wait wha-
[He gets closer to her and embraces her.]
SpongeBob: I am sorry if I scared you a little bit there. I just wanted to have a little joking fun with ya.
Pinkie: So your not gonna rape me?
SpongeBob: No Pinkie. I won't.
[She closes her eyes and hugs him back.]
Pinkie: Your so sweet! Even if you do go over the line sometimes!
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SpongeBob: Pinkie,I
[She kisses his cheek.]
Pinkie: *Smooch* I love you so much!
SpongeBob: I love you too,babe.
Pinkie: Can I keep hugging you for more than an hour?!
SpongeBob: If you want, you can.
[The scene switches to show Pinkie proudly peeking behind a wall.]
Pinkie: Bonnie?!
SpongeBob: Bonnie, 1.How long have you been there? And 2.How much of that did ya see?
[Bonnie stops peeking and fully enters the room.]
Bonnie: 1.Bonnie be here since you say you joking. And 2.Bonnie see da whole thing! Bonnie also have a question to ask.
[She joins the couple in the living room. Both of their pupils dilate and they look nervous.]
Bonnie: Dada,when will Bonnie's new broder(brother) or sista(sister) come?
Pinkie: Bonnie!!
[SpongeBob kneels to face her and smiles nervously.]
SpongeBob: Your not allow to know about that yet. Go back to bed.Ok?
Bonnie: Okay,Dada.
[Bonnie disappears. They are both standing to face each other and look at each other happily. He puts a hand under her chin.]
Pinkie: Thank you for settling that,babe.
SpongeBob: Anything for you,Pinkie Pie! If there is anypony I would die for,it would be you,Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie: I'd do the same for you, Spongeie!
SpongeBob: You know,I like it when you call me Spongie.
Pinkie: Can give you that nickname?
SpongeBob: Yes.You and you only. Pinkie,as long as you love me,you can call me whatever you want.
Pinkie: Your so caring!
SpongeBob: You are too, Pinkie Winkie.
[After a few seconds, Pinkie shifts to be further away from him with larger pupils than usual.]
Pinkie: I just relized we haven't kissed since I left. Um.Can we-
SpongeBob: Of course we can,Pinkie.
[They close their eyes and have their mouths barely open.]
Pinkie: Spongebob....
SpongeBob: Pinkie Pie...
[They lean forward and kiss. SpongeBob puts one hand on her cheek and the other on her back. ABove them is a pink heart with a yellow airbrush border. After a few seconds, their lips stop touching but remain close. Shortly after, they revert to their previous position.]
Pinkie: I love you!
SpongeBob: I love you too. Do you wanna watch TV until we go to sleep babe?
Pinkie: Sure!
[A circle transition shows Pinkie laying on SpongeBob on the couch, presumably asleep. He looks down at her happily.]
SpongeBob: Looks like she fell asleep faster than I thought she would.
[He gets off the couch and starts walking towards the left. He still looks at her.]
SpongeBob: I will be right back,Baby.
[He disappears. After a few seconds, he appears walking towards the right carrying a pillow and blanket.]
SpongeBob: She looks so peacful when she sleeps. This should get her a little more comfortable.
[He gets back on the couch. A pillow is between Pinkie's head and SpongeBob's legs and the blanket covers her.]
SpongeBob: Oh Pinkie,if only you can see what I can see. A beautiful mare who never gives up to make others smile, The only pony who could ever believe and trust me, And most of all.
[He puts an arm around her.]
SpongeBob: A pony who always promises to stay by my side until death.
[He turns around and hugs her.]
SpongeBob: I don't care what they say about you,honey. I am gonna always be here for you no matter what. Evil or not,I love you more than anything.Your just as important to me as I am to you,babe.
Pinkie: *yawns* I love you too..
[He closes his eyes.]
Pinkie: Can you promise me something?
SpongeBob: Anything.
Pinkie: Promise you will never let this bond end.
SpongeBob: I promise!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "At 12:00am". The screen fades away to show the couple asleep in their bed.]
Pinkie: *Shivering*
[SpongeBob sits up and looks down at her.]
SpongeBob: Mind:Hmmm Pinkie is worring me to death.
[Pinkie opens her eyes and looks confused.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie,are you ok?
Pinkie: Huh?! Y-yeah!I am fine!
SpongeBob: Don't lie to me.
Pinkie: Well-
[She looks at him.]
Pinkie: I might of been freezing all night and did not tell because I wanted you to rest.
SpongeBob: Pinkie-
[He closes his eyes.]
SpongeBob: *Sigh*I am not mad. I just hate it when you hide stuff from me. I wanna help you, but I can't if you don't tell me what's wrong. Now,if you still need my help.
[He opens his eyes and smiles.]
SpongeBob: Would you like me to cuddle up to you and see if you get warmer?
[She smiles.]
Pinkie: I-if you would..
SpongeBob: Okay than.
[He turns to cuddle her and wraps his arms around her.]
SpongeBob: Your really soft,
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SpongeBob: But I won't rape you because I did that enough times lately.
[She closes her eyes.]
Pinkie: It feels so good with your hands touching me.
SpongeBob: Really?
[She turns her head towards him.]
SpongeBob: what about now?
Pinkie: Aaahhh!It's so comfortable!
[Her head gets even closer to SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: And now?
Pinkie: Too close!
SpongeBob: And would you like a kiss with that?
Pinkie:Ok.Just,don't go so far.
[Their lips touch.]
Pinkie and SpongeBob: Mwa!
[They both smile normally.]
SpongeBob: See?Just a little kiss on the tip of your lips.
Pinkie: You can rape me if you want-
SpongeBob: No,no,no,no,no. That's not nessasary. We're just gonna get some sleep. I'll have "it"with you another night.
Pinkie: If you say so
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Pinkie: Can I kiss your lips again before we are asleep?
SpongeBob: You do whatever you want.
Pinkie: Hold on to me as tightly as you can,baby.
SpongeBob: Already done.
[They kiss. After a few seconds, they revert back.]
SpongeBob: I love you,Pinkie.
Pinkie: I love you too,babe. You better not do what I think you will do while I am asleep.
SpongeBob: Alright Pinkie,I won't.
Pinkie and SpongeBob's minds: This relationship will never break!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "I know have a question for you guys". Shortly after, new text fades in that reads, "I was think about having Spongebob and Pinkie pull a prank on each other". It then fades away and new text reads, "If you want Pranks or the Q and A first,just say in the comments below". New text reads, "And VOCAL LIFE,if your reading this be thankful they did not have $##". New text reads, "I will see you all in my next video!". The final block of text reads, "Consider to subscribe for more amazing vids!". After a few seconds, the video officially ends.]