Globglogabgalab

The Globglogabgalab is a blob of yeast (species Literahelmimimus debu) that was hired by a Scottish guy to guard his books from the evil forces of I.M. Meen. However, he didn't know that the Globglogabgalab actually eats the books. He would eventually end up breaking his house.
==Biological properties==
The Globglogabgalab is clearly a eukaryote, and that's about the only thing that's known about him for certain. He may look multicellular, but he is probably actually unicellular. That would mean that he reproduces asexually, but you still wouldn't want to see it.
He is also reported to possess immortality.
One more thing: He is ether 1000.5 or 4830 pounds.
==Other abilities==
* The Globglogabgalab can rap to any beat imaginable with words like "shwabble", "glibble", and "schribble".
* He can turn into any shape
* he can go through places normal people can't, because he is a Worm.
* he can eat books, which make him smarter every time he eats a book
* he can destroy the Steamulator, by clogging it's funnel when the hoover mode is on
* ETC
== Weaknesses ==
* Can be destroyed by acid
* can be slurped up if heated up by fat guys who eat too much like Homer Simpson
* he can't drink Nilered Grape soda, because the phtalate esters can mess with his guts and spew them out all over the place
* he cannot go to space unless stored in a pressurised area , because he inflates in the vaccuum of space, and will then explode.
* he cannot run because 1, he is a Worm, and 2, he is FAT
*he cannot drink roof seal liquid, because he will be disintegrated if he drinks it.
* And He cannot eat anything made from plastic gloves and converted by Nilered, because the phtalate esters can mess with his guts and spew them out all over the place
== Trivia ==
* he is Jabba the Hutt's brother
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