La Gata Loca

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
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Spanish 	
Yo tenía una gata loca que me llegó de la Capital, 	I had a crazy cat, that arrived from the Capital,
mi madrina no la quería porque decía que era "del mal"; 	my godmother didn't want her, because she said "that cat is evil".
detestaba cazar ratones mas los usaba para apostar 	She hated hunting mice and would use them to bet
con aquellos gatos roñosos que merodeaban por el zaguán, 	with those grumpy cats that would loiter in the hallway,
y jugaban baraja, truco, cargalaburra y no sé qué más. 	and would play various card games, like poker and I don't know what else.
 	
Esa gata sólo comía comida cara de restaurant, 	That cat would only eat expensive food from the restaurant,
se bañaba todos los días con botellitas de agua Evián, 	she would bathe every day using Evian bottled water,
en las tardes se divertía mirando tele satelital, 	in the afternoons she would entertain herself by watching satellite TV,
y en las noches si se aburría cantaba música de coral, 	and at nights if she got bored she would sing choral music,
maquillada como mi tía con esas uñas todas pintás. 	she would wear make up like my aunt and would have her nails painted.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta; 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar; 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta; 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar; 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Yo creí que eran cosas mías lo que me hacía aquel animal, 	I thought I was just imagining all of the things that animal would do,
pero todo cambío ese día que un policía me fue a buscar: 	but everything changed that day when a cop was looking for me,
"Señorita, usted perdone, pero le debo notificar 	"Miss, I apologize but I must notify you
que su gata agarró mi moto y se la llevó por el bulevar, 	that your cat stole my motorcycle and took it around a boulevard,
está presa en la jefatura y usted la tiene que ir a buscar."	she's currently being held at the precinct and you have to go pick her up".
 	
La llevé pa'donde un psiquiatra que la pudiera recuperar, 	I took her to a psychiatrist who could help her,
le pusieron electrochoques y unas pastillas de Diazepam; 	they gave her electroshock therapy, and some Diazepam pills,
a las horas salió el doctor, y me dijo "¡NO PUEDO YA! 	A few hours later the doctor came out and told me "I can't deal with her anymore!
 	
Esa gata quedó más loca, le pido, no me la traiga más, 	She's crazier than ever, and I ask that you don't bring her anymore,
¡Me rompió toda la camisa y a toda prisa me fue me besar!" 	she tore off my shirt and tried to kiss me".
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta; 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar; 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta; 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar; 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta; 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar; 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta; 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar; 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
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Mexican special=
Spanish 	
Yo tenía una gata loca que me llegó de la Capital, 	I had a crazy cat, that arrived from the Capital,
mi madrina no la quería porque decía que era "del mal"; 	my godmother didn't want her, because she said "that cat is evil".
detestaba cazar ratones mas los usaba para apostar 	She hated hunting mice and would use them to bet
con aquellos gatos roñosos que merodeaban por el zaguán, 	with those grumpy cats that would loiter in the hallway,
y jugaban Blackjack y Póker, la lotería y no se qué más. 	and would play various card games, like poker and I don't know what else.
 	
Esa gata sólo comía comida cara de restaurant, 	That cat would only eat expensive food from the restaurant,
se bañaba todos los días con botellitas de agua Evián, 	she would bathe every day using Evian bottled water,
en las tardes se divertía mirando tele satelital, 	in the afternoons she would entertain herself by watching satellite TV,
y en las noches si se aburría cantaba música de coral, 	and at nights if she got bored she would sing choral music,
maquillada como mi tía con esas uñas todas pintás. 	she would wear make up like my aunt and would have her nails painted.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta, 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar, 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta, 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar, 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Yo creí que eran cosas mías lo que me hacía aquel animal, 	I thought I was just imagining all of the things that animal would do,
pero todo cambío ese día que un policía me fue a buscar. 	but everything changed that day when a cop was looking for me,
"Señorita, usted perdone, pero le debo notificar 	"Miss, I apologize but I must notify you
que su gata agarró mi moto y se la llevó por el bulevar, 	that your cat stole my motorcycle and took it around a boulevard,
está presa en la jefatura y usted la tiene que ir a buscar."	she's currently being held at the precinct and you have to go pick her up".
 	
La llevé pa'donde un psiquiatra que la pudiera recuperar, 	I took her to a psychiatrist who could help her,
le pusieron electrochoques y unas pastillas de Diazepam, 	they gave her electroshock therapy, and some Diazepam pills,
a las horas salió el doctor, y me dijo "¡No puedo ya! 	A few hours later the doctor came out and told me "I can't deal with her anymore!
 	
Esa gata quedó más loca, le pido no me la traiga más, 	She's crazier than ever, and I ask that you don't bring her anymore,
me rompió toda la camisa y a toda prisa me fue me besar." 	she tore off my shirt and tried to kiss me".
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta, 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar, 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
 	
Y es que esa gata está mal de la azotea, 	The problem with this cat is that she's messed up in the head,
ven pa'que la veas que nadie la aguanta, 	Come and you'll see, nobody can tolerate her,
no come atún, sólo caviar, 	she won't eat tuna, just caviar,
y los viernes cuando salía porque quería irse a bailar, 	and when she went out on Fridays, because she wanted to go dance,
se llevaba la ropa mía, mi joyería y mi celular. 	she would put on my clothes and jewelry, and even take my cellphone.
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