Conspiracy Song

The Conspiracy Song is an song sung by Gary Chalmers in Habeas Tortoise.
==Lyrics==
I don't know any history!
It's all one big conspiracy!
I can't prove there are science books!
Bunch of experts spouting gobbledygook!
All I know is that I love you!
And there's microchips in Charleston Chews!
The virus was caused by 5G!
Category: Season 34 songs