Culinary Chaos (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Susan: "Another night out for us, gals!"
Curd: "What a wonderful time to be together."
Lucy: "What are we doing today?"
Sasha: "I want to keep your restaurant safe from Tails. I guess I have no choice but to suggest using a different kind of meat. That way, you could show new masterpieces to customers who always go to the Prower Towers mall, because Tails would allow it if you used a different kind of meat. Do dragons exist in this world?"
Lucy: "Yeah, but who even farms them? They are rare and they can be super dangerous."
Sasha: "Bringing dragons to the barn is legal. Bringing water dragons to the farm is legal too. Fire dragons aren't allowed to be brought to the farm outside of the barn. Mobian animal training has been getting pretty advanced. And using dragons as meat is allowed too, but they have to breed."
Susan: "But can we buy dragon meat anywhere?"
Curd: "I saw a street vendor have lots of them. Let's buy them all! He also has a rake and a farmer's hat. Let's buy! But we need to split up."
The 4 go in many different directions
1 Hour Later...
The 4 run back to where they came from
Susan, Curd, Lucy, and Sasha: "Hey! We weren't going to- oh nevermind. We were better off buying from different street vendors. To the Chaflick Cat!"
The Chaflick Cat
Porkchop: "What's that you've got there, lasses?"
Lucy: "Dragon meat. Only fire dragon meat, because they're the tastiest."
Chloe: "I'll try some fire dragon meat."
Beefy: "Let's see if your idea is good or true bull-"
Porkchop: "SHH!"
Lucy: she slices the fire dragon meat into multiple circles and flips them multiple times before putting them in the patty-less Juicy Burgers and gives three of them to the three tasters
Porkchop: he eats the burger "This is not a decent idea."
Beefy: "Yeah, no. This is not good."
Chloe: "Not great!" she purred
Lucy: she sighed of disappointment
Sasha: "Next time, I guess? I don't know how it could be that bad."
Susan: "Your mom is literally purring."
Chloe, Beefy, and Porkchop: "Decent, good, and great are all understatements for how AMAZING this is!"
Lucy: "Oh! Thanks, Mom, Beefy, and Porkchop! I LOVE YOU!" she hugs the three of them and purrs
Curd: "Wow! Good, no, amazing idea, Sasha!"
Sasha: "Thanks, Curd!"
Chloe: "We're even substituting this for every sausage."
Curd: "Actually I accidentally bought electric dragon meat."
Chloe: she gets a piece of electric dragon meat and eats it after cooking it "And it's the best flat sausage I've tasted."
Curd: "Keep your fries. But remove the Chao meat from the menu."
Chloe: "What a 180! You all agree to that?"
Porkchop: "Well, it'll avoid us from getting controversy, and dragon meat is an amazing substitute."
Beefy: he nods
Chloe: "Fair enough. Dragon meat isn't controversial."
Susan: "And we won't have to deal with Tails."
The Next Afternoon...
Monica: "I am Monica!"
Isabelle: "And I am Isabelle!"
Monica and Isabelle: "We're here to report that the Chaflick Cat stopped selling Chao meat and are now selling the hot..."
Monica: "Get it? Because fire dragon meat is hot?"
Isabelle: "They are now selling the hot dragon meat. And we have to say it's vastly superior to Chao meat. And it changed its name to the Culinary Cat."
Monica: "Monica and Isabelle out after we tell you that the fries still stay the same and that said restaurant is now at the Prower Towers Mall."
Culinary Cat (Prower Towers Mall)
Cream: "You better not do that Chao meat thing again, Chloe, Porkchop, and Beefy."
Chloe: "We won't!"
Cream: "I can't even be polite. That Chao meat thing made me absolutely livid, and I even turned Dark once. Be lucky I don't have Amy's rage transformation ability. If Amy got as angry as I did when I saw your Chao meat antics, she'd turn into Dark Raging Rose. But I'd love to be your customer both so that you can think of how I'd feel before you even try making Chao meat products. And I'd love some cheese fries."
Sasha: "Here you go, Cream!" she gives Cream cheese flavored fries
Cream: she eats the fries with her fingers
Ricotta: "But Mom, you told me that's not polite!"
Cream: "Food like these are meant to be eaten with your fingers, Ricotta. Don't eat rice with your fingers, but you can eat things like fast food restaurants' chicken with your fingers."
Ricotta: "Oh!"
Giraffe Customer: "I'd love a Juicy Burger!"
Lucy, Simon, and Kate quickly create a Juicy Burger
Lucy: "Quick service!"
Giraffe Customer: "Thanks!"
Elephant Customer: "I'd like a Culinary Cat Pizza!"
Lucy: "Here you go!"
Chloe: "Seeing the three kids work with a glee means a day off for me. But I still do the job that was meant for me, cooking these awesome food."
Alarm
Lucy: "It's the Lunch Rush!"
Chloe: "One of the most exhilarating things of being a cook at this ultra-popular restaurant is handling a lunch rush."
Lucy, Simon, and Kate: "Let's do this!"
Mario World
Milo and Papaya: "Introducing Block Pizza! It's pizza, but not round. And we have patterns for them! We have the 8 right triangle Block Pizza and the 8 line Block Pizza! We are pretty sure it'll at least make some profit."
The Toads keep buying the Block Pizza and everyone around the world buys Block Pizza from the Milo and Papaya Banquet
Dahlia: "Not a bad idea. I have multiple different ice cream flavors now. Remember, this restaurant is not only meant for savory food. It's also got a large list of desserts! We aren't ordinary vanilla, strawberry, chocolate!"
Your Way, Any Way Plays
Culinary Cat
Lucy: "We are not just an ordinary restaurant!
We are more than that, thanks to my Aunt!"
Simon: "We got our 50+ ice cream flavors and our flavored fries
Cheese, BBQ, Sour Cream and more will make you feast your eyes!"
Milo and Papaya Banquet
Dahlia: "Fries can be flavored like pizza and some chili to spice things up
We have a version of fries that are made with sweet potatoes to satisfy your pup!"
Paul: "Honey barbeque and chili cheese are going to satisfy your day!
You can even get some with extra salt, and there isn't much you need to pay!"
The dogs bark and wag their tails after eating the sweet potato fries
Culinary Cat
Kate: "Lemon, Lime, Blueberry
Rocky Road, and Butter Pecan!"
Simon: "Mint Choc Chip, and Cherry
Banana, Peach, and the Bean of Van'!"
A split screen shows Milo and Papaya Banquet and Culinary Cat
Lucy and Milo: "So if you aren't convinced yet come to our restaurant!
It cures everyone of their bad memories and grunts!
Any food choice you have may be satisfied!
Because the flavor we have amplified!"
Pamela and Lana: they do a guitar duo
Lucy: "Have your burger any way, but if you can't make up your mind no need to worry!
Same goes with pizza, we have choices for you, so just choose them if you're in a hurry!"
Milo and Papaya Banquet
Milo: "We have many ice cream toppings like marshmallows!"
Papaya: "And some chocolate chips so that they don't feel shallow!"
Dahlia: "You can buy it on Rocky Road if you want some more!"
Lana: "Our restaurant is a food choice galore!"
Paul: "You can top your cake or even put some icing!"
Pamela: "But the choice is yours, and so is the slicing!" 
Split Screen with Culinary Cat and Milo and Papaya Banquet
Lucy and Milo: "Have it your way, any way!
And you can have your way any day!
Just tell us what you want, we'll serve it to you!
And we'll make sure you know our passion to serve is super true!"
The customers from each restaurant cheered after the song ended
Monkey and Toad Customers: "Wow! They sing too? They're so active! They must put the customers before themselves!"
The screen is now focused on Culinary Cat only
Lucy: "And Hassibling makes our Culinary Kid's Meals!"
Ava: "You're amazing! And that one change now lets us buy from you!"
Sonic: "We don't have to hate on your anymore."
Tails: "You redeemed yourselves and found the best meat possible."
Tania: "And I partnered with you!"
Penny the Platypus: "And I'm opening up your restaurant in the sea."
Lucy: "Spread it to everyone!"
Penny the Platypus: "OK, Luz!"
Milo and Papaya Banquet
Mark: "Hey, Milo and Papaya! You're doing great."
Milo: "One task for you, Mark. Go to the sea and put our restaurant everywhere!"
Mark: "Aye aye, prince Milo!"
Milo: "I wonder what the other side is doing."
Mark: "Need a favor from me? I've gotcha covered!"
Umbra: she teleports to this place "I landed on the right place. Will you partner with the Culinary Cat?"
Milo: "Yes. Yes we will. We have a portal to Prower Towers after all."
Umbra: she uses her smartphone and called Heads
Heads: "Yes?"
Umbra: "Move the portal to the Culinary Cat in the mall in the Staff Only Room."
Heads: "Gotcha covered!"
Culinary Cat
Samantha: "So what do you think of the pasta, Susan?"
Spencer: "It's amazing!"
Samantha: "I didn't ask you, Spencer."
Susan: "It's amazing, Mom! And the Culinary Kids' Meal toy is fun to use too! Gummy the Cat, Glub the Fish, and Fluff the Rabbit! All from one of my favorite shows of all time!"
Samantha: "We came here at the right time. Let the golden age of restaurants begin."
Heads: he brings the Portal to the Staff Only Room "Here it is!"
Milo and Papaya Banquet
Milo: "Thanks!"
The 6 kids activate the portal and go through it
Lucy: "Milo, Papaya, Paul, Pamela, Lana, and Dahlia! What do you want?"
Chloe: "Do they want to partner with us?"
Claw: "I hope so!"
Milo: "Not sure."
Lucy: "We're the hottest restaurant in our world!"
Milo: "Mine too! Let's partner!"
Papaya: she shakes hands with Chloe
The Next Day...
Lucy: "Ahh, sweet, sweet service. It's so fun knowing that this restaurant serves everybody with a smile."
Milo: "I know, right?"
The End!
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