Oasis in the Night

Oasis in the Night is the eleventh episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 11th episode overall. It was written by , and directed by , and aired on May 22nd, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[The episode opens with a shot of the exterior of our main character's apartment block at night. We then cut to SpongeBob asleep in his bed. Patrick slides next to the bed.]
Patrick: (whispering) Psst. SpongeBob. SpongeBob. SpongeBob. Psst. SpongeBob. Psst. Psst. SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (half-asleep) Ugh, what is it Patrick?
Patrick: I can't sleep. Could I sleep in your bed tonight?
SpongeBob: (half-asleep) Yeah, it's in the fridge. Don't forget to grab one for Gary too.
Patrick: Thanks.
[Patrick climbs into bed with SpongeBob. Pause.]
Patrick: Um, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (half-asleep) Yes, Squidward? 
Patrick: I'm thirsty. Could you get me some water?
[He looks over to SpongeBob snoring.]
Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (pause, yelling) SPONGEBOB!!!!
[SpongeBob abruptly awakes.]
SpongeBob: Patrick! Why'd you have to wake me up like that? And why are you in bed with me? 
Patrick: It's cozy.
SpongeBob: Please tell me your pants are on.
Patrick: They might be.
SpongeBob: Ugh, why aren't you asleep?
Patrick: Climate change.
SpongeBob: Climate- Patrick, what the heck are you on about?!
Patrick: Climate change is no laughing matter, SpongeBob! That teenager was in Kelp City news earlier and she said-
SpongeBob: (annoyed) Patrick, you're just tired and overthinking things. Why don't you just go back to your room and try to get some shut-eye?
Patrick: I've been trying for the last hour or so, Sponge! I can't sleep!
SpongeBob: You can, but you just won't. 
Patrick: Well you don't have to be all rude about it…
SpongeBob: Sorry, Pat, I'm just tired too. Look, I'll go get you some warm milk or something.
Patrick: Oh boy, warm milk! Is that the same kind you used to feed Gary?
SpongeBob: Actually I breast-fed him.
[SpongeBob gets out of bed and walks out the room.]
Patrick: SpongeBob's a girl?
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob warming the milk in the microwave.]
Patrick: Ugh, could it go any slower?
SpongeBob: Do you want it to?
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's gotten into you?
SpongeBob: (yelling) You flipping woke me up, that's what's gotten into me!
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Patrick.
Patrick: I'm sorry too.
SpongeBob: Reconciliation and love really do pull through!
[They embrace as the microwave beeps.] 
SpongeBob: (laughing) The good ol' microwave never fails us, Pat!
[SpongeBob takes the milk out.]
SpongeBob: Here you go, Pat-
[Patrick snatches the milk off of him and slurps it down on one go. He burps. SpongeBob walks down the hallway.]
Patrick: Where you going?
SpongeBob: Bed.
Patrick: (giggles) Oh, c'mon SpongeBob! Stay up and party with me!
SpongeBob: It's midnight and I have work tomorrow.
Patrick: Who cares if we wake anyone up? What's the worst that could happen?
SpongeBob: I'm tired. I'll see you in the morning, Patrick.
[SpongeBob walks into his room. Patrick stares down the hallway. After a brief pause, SpongeBob walks out again.]
SpongeBob: I can't sleep.
Patrick: Why not?
SpongeBob: You woke me up!
Patrick: So… party time?
[Bubble transition to Patrick playing a game on his Squidtendo Entertainment System. SpongeBob walks by.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?!
Patrick: Playing Mammal Crossing.
SpongeBob: We're supposed to be trying to go to sleep!
Patrick: No, only you. I don't have to go to work, I live on my own terms. 
SpongeBob: What about all the chores you have to do? Who's gonna walk Gary while I'm at work?
Patrick: Wait, I'm supposed to walk Gary while you're at work?! No one told me this!
SpongeBob: (facepalm) Anyway, I've looked up how to fall asleep on my piPhone. "Step one, sleep at regular times". Well, we've already broken that rule. "Step two, take a warm and relaxing bath." We don't have a bath, so that rules that one out. "Step three-"
Patrick: Ugh, this is boring! Can't we just play a game together?!
SpongeBob: Uh… sure. We'll play a nice, quiet game to make us fall asleep.
[SpongeBob turns off the game console and sits down with Patrick.]
Patrick: This is not what I meant.
SpongeBob: Come on, we'll play I Spy!
Patrick: Ugh.
SpongeBob: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with… P.
Patrick: Um… plant?
SpongeBob: Patrick, there aren't any plants in this room.
Patrick: Cabbage?!
SpongeBob: That doesn't begin with P or is in this room.
[Patrick thinks for a while.]
Patrick: Oh, this really is a hard one! (pause) But I'm gonna have to go with… Gary!
[He points to Gary fast asleep in his bed.]
SpongeBob: Eh, close enough. You know Patrick, this is quite nice actually. Our little oasis in the night. Hey, Patrick?
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: Patrick?
[The camera pans over to Patrick fast asleep.]
SpongeBob: (laughs) That milk really does work wonders.
[SpongeBob yawns and falls asleep next to Patrick. The camera pans out of the apartment as if the episode is over.]
Patrick: (off-screen) AAAAAH!!! SPIDERS!!!!
[The camera quickly zooms back in. Patrick is hitting SpongeBob with his pillow in his sleep. SpongeBob immediately awakes.]
SpongeBob: GAH!
Patrick: (screaming) SPIDERS! SPIDERS! GET THEM AWAY! GET THEM AWAY!
SpongeBob: PATRI-
Patrick: GET THEM OFF ME!
SpongeBob: OW-
Patrick: GET THEM OFF ME! GET THEM OFF ME!
SpongeBob: PATRI-
[Patrick suddenly stops.]
SpongeBob: Phew.
[Patrick suddenly gets up and starts sleepwalking.]
SpongeBob: Uh-oh
[Patrick enters the kitchen.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
[SpongeBob walks in on Patrick pouring some Bran Flakes into a mug. It overflows.]
SpongeBob: (laughs) Oh, Patrick.
[Patrick goes over to the sink, turns the tap on and begins washing his hands. SpongeBob tries to clean up the cereal.]
Patrick: What, will these hands ne'er be clean? No more o' that, my lord, no more o' that: you mar all with this starting. (giggles)
SpongeBob: I worry about you sometimes, Pat. Now time for bed.
[SpongeBob turns around to find Patrick sitting on Gary like a horse.]
SpongeBob: (gasp) NOT GARY!!
[SpongeBob rushes over to them, leaving the sink to overflow.]
Patrick: (waving one of his hands in a lasso-like motion, giggles) Git along little doggie!
SpongeBob: (whispering in an assertive manner) Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop? The waiter, of course! (laughs)
[SpongeBob lifts Patrick off Gary, who is now awake, and guides him in the general direction of his bedroom.]
SpongeBob: Come on Patrick, it's bedtime.
[Patrick wanders off back into the kitchen.]
SpongeBob: (sighs) Patrick!
[SpongeBob follows him, the floor is now flooded. SpongeBob quickly gasps and turns the tap off.]
SpongeBob: Now look what you've done! Carl's gonna kill us!
[Patrick sets a timer on the empty microwave.]
Patrick: My friends call me Richard. Heh-heh...
[He pours a carton of milk on his head. Gary wanders in.]
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: I know Gary but you can't wake a sleepwalker!
[Patrick smashes several plates on the floor.]
SpongeBob: PATRICK?!
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: You used to sleep-glide when you wer- (he turns around to find Patrick emptying the kitchen bin) PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Patrick: I bet you are, you fine looking kitty ca-
[The microwave explodes. Patrick wakes up, just as Carl bursts in.]
Carl: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
Patrick: ...it's a long story.
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: Is this thing where you burst into our house in the middle of the night a regular thing or…?
[Fin.]
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