How Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel Should Have Ended

==Transcript==
"Passetic!" The Red Skull's anger for the superheroes caused his notoriously thick German accent to manifest itself once more. "Look at how you've vasted your lives! Protecting zese humans, who are so quick to abandon you in your hour of need!"
With a flick of his wrists, Whiplash tossed Iron Man high into the air like a rag doll.
"Whiplash!" The Red Skull rounded on his henchman.
"What?"
"I vas talking zu him!"
"Sorry."
Red Skull didn't wait for Iron Man to arc and fall back to earth to carry on his monolog. "Look around you! Now zat you have no powers, you have no friends! No allies! You have nossing!"
Gravity's relentlessness asserted itself upon the billionaire's suit, and just when it seemed as though nothing would stop his fall, Baljeet flew out of nowhere and caught the superhero, with strength granted him by the Gamma radiation exposure of earlier that afternoon. "We have a Baljeet," Iron Man pointed out while Baljeet clawed at the side of a building to slow their descent.
"Hulk-jeet!"
"Oh, my bad," responded Iron Man with a shrug. "Apparently he prefers to be known as 'Hulk-jeet'." As soon as Hulk-jeet landed and put Iron Man down, the Beak crashed into the tree behind them. "And—this thing…"
"Bu-kaw!" called Phineas, from inside the suit.
"I think it's a bird? It's with us too," Iron Man declared. The Beak extracted itself from the branches of the tree.
Agent P, in his colorful disguise, zoomed in to join them as well. "The flying duck with a beaver tail, we got him," Iron Man counted.
"No matter," Red Skull said with a glare. "Vissout your powers, zis is just a costume party."
"Did someone say party?"
Without warning, an arrow embedded itself into the side of a building across the street. Hawkeye slid down the string connected to it and landed in the midst of the heroes. "How come nobody invited me?" he asked the other Avengers while nocking an arrow in his bow.
"Nice timing, Legolas," quipped Iron Man. Turning to face Red Skull, he added, "There we go, an expert marksman, we got him."
"And I brought a few friends," Hawkeye announced.
"Romanov, reporting for duty." Black Widow emerged from her hiding spot to take a fighting stance with the others.
"The Avengers always fight together!" declared Ant Man as he grew into a size they could see.
"I'm here, too!" The Wasp, only discernable now as a glowing ball of light, was heard to say.
Captain America landed strapped to a parachute in their midst. "Avengers, assemble!" He unlatched the parachute by the strings and drew his signature shield. With him, Ms. Marvel, Black Panther, Iron Patriot, and the Vision joined the ranks of the Avengers as well. "Cease and desist at once, Red Skull! You cannot win!"
"What was that you were saying about having no friends or no powers?" Iron Man asked. More superheroes appeared in droves as the billionaire genius listed them off. "Let's see, there's the X-men, the Fantastic Four, the Guardians of the Galaxy—"
"I am Groot," a humongous walking tree declared.
"Not to mention—Squirrel Girl!" Squirrel Girl leaped into the fray; a couple of the Marvel characters facepalmed.
"Who let her come?" someone whispered.
The Red Skull was astonished. "I do not understand! I sot zese heroes had all lost zeir powers! Zis is all your fault, Doofenshmirtz!"
"Hey! Things were going smoothly when I was in charge," the evil scientist called from above.
How Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel Should Have Ended
"Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?"
"Yes, yes we would be, Spiderman," Phineas replied, "if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did."
"Well, the power-siphoning ray originated in the Tri-State Area," explained Iron Man, "and I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station."
"Are you sure it was our space station?" asked Phineas.
Hulk said merely, "It was shaped like your head."
"Well, that sounds like ours, but I don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray."
"Can you just go to your space station and double-check?" Iron Man asked. "I mean, that is what we came here for. Nick Fury didn't just send us here to hang out with a couple of kids until the super villains find out we've lost our powers."
Five Minutes Later…
"Hey, look everybody!" Phineas exclaimed as he and Ferb returned to the house through their front door. "The data collection tanks have the heroes' powers right here!"
"All right, boys and girls, listen up," Candace bossily announced her presence as she came down the stairs. "Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans. Hey, Spiderman. So, I'll be at Stacy's all d-d-d-day?" Candace stopped and stared as her brain caught up to what her mouth was saying.
"S'up?" Spiderman waved.
Candace screamed. "You guys have five fingers? That is seriously creepy!"
AND FINALLY…
The doors to the space station opened, and there stood Candace and Isabella with the canister. 
"Hey heroes, got a little something for ya!" A slight shove with her foot sent the canister rolling down to the battle field.
"Candace!" Phineas shouted, realizing that she'd figured it out. "The data collection tank! Of course!"
"Great job!" acknowledged Spiderman. "Somebody's using their spider-sense."
"I learned from the best, Spidey!"
With the simple press of a button, Phineas and Ferb activated the canister, and in a flash of light the powers were released back to their original owners. The day was saved!
Later…
It was the end of the day. At a nearby café, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Isabella sat at a booth along with Superman and Batman.
"And that's how it all ended," Phineas told the DC characters, who listened raptly to his story. "The real heroes were Candace and Isabella! If it wasn't for them, Spiderman, Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man might have never gotten their powers back, and we'd have probably lost the fight."
"So, did you ever find out who the mysterious platypus was?" Batman asked in his gravelly voice.
"Yeah, turned out it was—"
"Ducky Momo!" Candace enthusiastically interrupted, throwing her arms victoriously into the air. "It was Ducky Momo all along!"
"Okay, that is, like, seriously messed up," commented Superman. "Too bad you didn't call me, though, since I basically have, like, all of their superpowers in one."
"What if the Power-Drain-inator had taken away your powers, though?" Batman asked.
"Pft, c'mon. We all know that couldn't happen, right?" Superman responded with a wave of his hand. "First off, I'd hear the ray coming with my super hearing, then I'd use my super speed to get out of the way. Plus, it probably wouldn't even affect me anyways, unless the beam had traces of Kryptonite, or something. What about you, Mr. Utility Belt? What would you have done?"
"Oh, well actually, it wouldn't affect me, either."
"Why? Because you don't have any superpowers to lose?" Kal El said with a smirk.
"No, because I'M BATMAN!"
Superman pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Right. Okay, here's my question." He looked at Candace. "What on earth compelled you to push that red button when you were on your brothers' space station?"
"Well," Candace answered, "you know, I just had a gut feeling."
"A gut feeling?"
"Yeah."
"You had 'a gut feeling' tell you to push an ominous looking red button when you had no clue what its function was—in a satellite full of buttons that, again, you had no idea what their functions were—and you thought it would somehow zap the heroes with their powers again? Am I understanding your train of thought correctly?"
"Well…" Candace tried, "there was some red detailing on that collector thing…"
"She's got a point there," inserted Batman.
"You're not helping," the Kryptonian snapped. "Look, let me put it this way. The earth's total surface area is 197 million square miles. And the space station shaped like Phineas and Ferbs' heads crashed, from orbit, into the exact spot where Red Skull and his minions were standing, thereby preventing them from disintegrating the Tri-State Area, yada yada. Tell me that isn't highly convenient."
"I told you it was a highly irrational deduction," Isabella frowned.
"Batman," Superman looked across the table, "in your experience, do most people push ominous looking red buttons when they don't know what they do?"
"Most people do not push ominous looking red buttons when they don't know what they do," Batman replied. "Everybody knows those are usually self-destruct buttons."
"Oh, actually, we don't use those sorts of things," Phineas insisted. "You're thinking of Dr. D."
"All we're saying," Superman suggested, "is that it shouldn't have worked. You were lucky it didn't miss the supervillains by about ten feet and crush all the superheroes instead!"
"Not even Wayne Enterprise's guided missiles have that kind of precision," Batman inserted. "So much for that whole feminist sentiment you kept alluding to in that song. You know, the one with the fancy harmony."
"But it worked, didn't it?" Candace returned with spunk.
"Uh, sure," Superman said. "Just, don't try to make it sound like girl power was the answer. You didn't do a very good job of representing the empowerment of your gender. My advice, get some tips from Isabella in Star Wars next time, or even the Candace in the Second Dimension."
At that moment, Hulk-jeet appeared behind the café window. Everyone watched as he smashed several cars and pulled a subway out a crack in the road he created with his own smashing.
"And what's the deal with Baljeet? Does this mean he'll always have a Hulk inside him, from now on?"
"Hulk-jeet smash!" could be heard through the din outside.
"Maybe the same rule as the Star Wars crossover applies to all crossovers," Phineas stated, looking a little irritated. "None of this is canon, so relax already!"
Everyone went quiet for a second, waiting to see if Phineas was going to yell again. Finally, Batman said, "Well, it was a good thing that ray hit Baljeet instead of Phineas. Otherwise, Phineas would've turned into a Hulk in every special from here on."
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As soon as he was alone in the cafe with Superman again, Batman started singing dramatically.
"Only trying to help!
(I'm only trying to help out!)
Only trying to help!
C'mon, sing it with me, Supe's!"
"Please stop," Superman said, rubbing his temples as if he were developing a migraine.
"I'm only trying to he-eh-el, el-el-elp! But it's so catchy!"
"At least don't use that weird voice when you sing. You sound like you're gargling marbles."
"Because I'm Batman!"
"Outta my way, you weirdos!" an old lady said in passing.
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