Lil DeVille ruins Thanksgiving

In the living room of the Wayne house, Bruce was attempting to make a fire with a pair of bellows. His brother, Sylvester Stallone, entered to remind him.
"That's no way to light a fire!" said Sylvester, "Where's your kindling?"
"This thing's gonna be going anytime now." said Bruce, as Brenna Wayne, Kate and Kathy Kane entered the living room, as well.
"Even a caveman could start a fire." said Kate.
"D'oh!" said Bruce.
Suddenly, Bruce, Sylvester, Brenna, Kate, and Kathy heard Bruce's wife, Marilyn Monroe, calling from the dining room. "Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!" she called in a singsong voice, "Dinner!"
Then Bruce stopped lighting a fire with the bellows, put them down, and came into the dining room. "Oh, thank goodness!" he said.
Once everyone was at the table, Marilyn called her son, Phil DeVille, to come into the dining room next. "OK, Phil!" she said, "We're ready for your centerpiece!"
Then Phil came into the dining room, holding a three-dimensional centerpiece of a cornucopia, pilgrims, Thanksgiving food, real life turkeys, and Native American Indians. Bruce, Marilyn, Sylvester, Brenna, Kate, and Kathy were impressed at Phil's work of art.
"Phil, my goodness!" gasped Marilyn, "That's very impressive!"
"Holy moly!" Bruce exclaimed, "That's the biggest work of art I've ever seen!"
"We always said she was gifted." said Brenna.
"Definitely from our side of the family." replied Kathy.
"How long did that take you, honey?" Kate asked her nephew.
"I couldn't tell you how many hours, days, weeks, or months," said Phil. "It was the labor of love towards those I hold dear, especially my girlfriend, Lola Loud, and my friends, Tommy, Chuckie, Kimi, Susie, and Dil. It's our homage to some American heroes who may not have fought in any wars, but who never...."
It was then that Phil's twin sister, Lil DeVille, was last to come into the dining room, singing the 1982 fanfare from the MGM/UA Home Video logo. She was holding an enormous roast turkey.
"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!" smiled Bruce, holding up a fork and carving knife while chuckling.
"Oh, yikes!" exclaimed Lil in disgust, "What is that?"
"It's the centerpiece, Lil." said Phil.
"Well, it's taking up so much space!" complained Lil, elbowing Phil's centerpiece.
"Hey, Lil!" Phil cried, "Stop it!"
"Move it or lose it, idiot!"
"Mommy!"
"Now just a minute. I'm sure there's room for both." said Marilyn.
At that moment, Phil and Lil got into a tug-of-war with the centerpiece.
"Lil, you're wrecking it; let go!" shouted Phil, "My girlfriend, my friends, and I worked forever on this!"
Bruce, Marilyn, Sylvester, Brenna, Kate, and Kathy watched the whole conflict between Phil and Lil without saying a word. And with that, Lil tossed Phil's centerpiece into the burning fireplace and smiled cruelly at her twin brother.
Phil screamed in terror when he saw his creation burn.
"Hey, that got him going!" smirked Sylvester.
"Ditchin'!" exclaimed Lil.
Phil grabbed a poker and tried to fish the creation out of the fire, but it was burned down to nothing but a complete pile of ashes. That's when Phil got furious! "LIL!!!" he shouted. He tackled Lil and started biting her, pulling her ears, and punching her in the face, almost knocking over the stuff on the table. "You don't even care! You don't even care!"
Bruce and Marilyn broke up the fight by pulling their daughter and son away and restraining them. Then Phil escaped from Marilyn, ran to his room in tears, where his girlfriend, Lola Loud; and his friends, Tommy, Chuckie, Kimi, Susie, and Dil, were waiting for him, and slammed the door.
Bruce angrily put Lil down, and he confronted her. "All right, Lil! That's it!" he shouted angrily, "Go to your room! Now!"
Lil played dumb. "Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go. And send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes."
"I said now!" snarled Bruce.
"Mommy, do I have to?" asked Lil.
"Yes, you do!" Marilyn scolded a guilty Lil, "I hope you're happy, Lil DeVille! You've ruined Thanksgiving!!"
Lil became very angry. She glared angrily at Bruce and Marilyn and yelled, "You two are as evil as Coco LaBouche!" And she stormed to her own room, where her three brothers, Terry McGinnis, Dick Grayson, and Damian Wayne, were waiting for her.
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Category:Being Punished
Category:Thanksgiving