The Last Flufflefunz

About The Last Flufflefunz
Rarity: Red Legendary
Cost: 10R
Health/Power: 600/500
Rank: 6
Effect: Haste: Level 1. When this card attacks and destroys another: Unlock it. Reset its stats. Level it up. It gains 1500 Health and Power and Destroys a target fighter at Level 5 instead.
Bio: Escaping the deathloop incurred by that accursed brick, I'd finally gained everything I could have ever wished for - true immortality, the strength to rival gods, you name it. I'm the living equivalent of a Mary Sue. Yet... I feel nothing. No urge to do good for the world, no desire to make use of what I've earned. It's ironic - I spent all this time trying to avoid death, yet now it's the one thing I crave most but can never attain. Funny how that is.
ExoticBird3430 Bio: Do not beg for mercy now, you never showed any to them.
Sentrprise President Sentrum1 Bio: Let's end this, One on One. It's showtime!
Innocence of Eisenhower Bio: And when I look into your eyes, so innocent and pure
I see the shadow of the things you had to endure
The Mound Bio: ...
About The Strongest Flufflefunz
Rarity: Red Token
Health/Power: 600/500
Effect: Haste: Level 2. When this card attacks and destroys another: Unlock it. Reset its stats. Level it up. It gains 1500 Health and Power and Destroys a target fighter at Level 5 instead.
Bio: Frankly, I've broken down from everything. Like, if I had a dollar for every time I've died just to come back and continue that godforsaken cycle, and another for every life I've taken in the process, I could buy the entire galaxy, honestly. At this point I'm not even sure if that's an exaggeration. And, like, was it worth it? Did I do the right thing? I always wished to have the strength to be everything to everybody, but just... I don't know. I really just don't know. I couldn't keep it together, couldn't make anything meaningful last. But, it's not that bad, right? Right?
ExoticBird3430 Bio: I've spent a lifetime planning out your destruction, you're never going to witness another day.
Sentrum1 &「Mountain King」 Bio:「The Hall of the Mountain King」 is its full name, but I don't think you'll live long enough to hear it once more.
Dread of Eisenhower Bio: I feel it deep within, it's just underneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
The Unity Bio: "Odd, it seems the bodies left from yesterday have mended together into a pile of rotten flesh and bones. The faces of those left in the past wreckage have hardened, resembling masks that oddly seem to be happy. It also appears to have developed speech"
About The Loneliest Flufflefunz
Rarity: Red Token
Health/Power: 600/500
Effect: Haste: Level 3. When this card attacks and destroys another: Unlock it. Reset its stats. Level it up. It gains 1500 Health and Power and Destroys a target fighter at Level 5 instead.
Bio: I really wish I knew why I just have no urge to do anything with my now infinite life. It's pitiful, really. I'm one of the strongest beings in existence at this point - I could probably go toe to toe with telamon on a good day - yet I live the most empty, unfulfilling life. It's funny though, I REALLY could do anything I want. It's not like anything'll kill me, so if I fail once I can just brute force it till I get what I want. Who knows, maybe I will. Going down in history as the dude who couldn't die but lived a pitiful existence really doesn't sound too fun, but being the immortal being who acted as an agent of chaos for funsies? Now that sounds nice. I'd... be lying if I said I knew where to start with that, though. Hmph.
ExoticBird3430 Bio: You disrespected the dead, the madman watching with glee.
SOMETHING In the Flowers Bio: ???: Focus... Don't let a sudden event stray you off the path.
Vegeance of Eisenhower Bio: He who makes a beast of himself... gets rid of the pain of being a Man.
The Starved Bio: This... tasty... sc..ent... I must hav..e... more...
About The Craziest Flufflefunz
Rarity: Red Token
Health/Power: 600/500
Effect: Haste: Level 4. When this card attacks and destroys another: Unlock it. Reset its stats. It gains 300 health and power. Level it up. It gains 1500 Health and Power and Destroys a target fighter at Level 5 instead.
Bio: Actually, no, no, I have an idea. Yeah. Remember that brick? The one that ruined my life? Yeah. Wonder what would happen if it just, yknow, shattered? Haha. Oh, you don't think I'd be able to do that? Well, again, it's not like I'd die trying. But, yeah, you're probably right. Maybe I should try something a little less extreme first. Unless...
ExoticBird3430 Bio: I am now an instrument of violence, I am a vessel of invincibility.
Mode: Nezha, God-Slaying God Sentrum1 Bio: Prepare to die, fool.
Yearning of Eisenhower Bio: Some boys take a beautiful girlAnd hide her away from the rest of the worldI wanna be the one to walk in the sun
The Famished Bio: "Khhhrr..... their f..flesh... speaks out... to... u...us.... it want..s... no... NEEDS.... to JOIN... US. W...we... mus..st... EAT... MORE!"
About The Freest Flufflefunz
Rarity: Red Token
Health/Power: 900/800
Effect: Max Level. Effects can't destroy or damage this card. When this card attacks and destroys another: Unlock it. It gains 1500 health and Power. Destroy a target fighter.
Bio: ...Sorry.
ExoticBird3430 Bio: End of the line, die with the guilt of a thousand AWOL soldiers.
Progenitor of Chaos Sentrum1 Bio: Alpha Brick's power, Telamon's standing... I will take it all! I now have the power to pull that off! Now, I will finally be released from the mortal realm, and attain even greater power equal to the whole of Tartarus! I shall surpass everything! I will become the creator of all!
Eisenhower, Unfaltered Bio: Realize what defies our fate!This is not me, this is me!So if I struggle a lifetimeWhat good would that do?
The Insatiable Bio: SWEEP THEM ALL, LEAVE NO MEAL UNFINISHED!
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