Dark Iron Brewer

Dark Iron Brewer is a Dark Iron dwarf making beer in the Grim Guzzler of Blackrock Depths. He works for Coren Direbrew.
After talking and drinking with him, if done in quick succession you'll become very drunk. If you loot the Mug of Dire Brew he drops from the floor you will get Dire Brew, which turns you into a Dark Iron dwarf upon drinking.
He is also present in the allied race starting area phase. He later appears in Stormsong Valley.
==Quotes==
The whole drinking conversation in which he ultimately drops his mug: 
: Don't bother me, <class>! I have two whole cauldrons of bubbling brew here and I must ensure they taste just right!
: If they don't, then Master Coren Direbrew will flay and boil me!
: I wouldn't do this on any other day, but... I'm thirsty and I hate drinking alone.
: Bottoms up!
* This is good stuff! But it's a little weak. I think I'll add a more garlic breath to it...
* Not bad, not bad... But it's missing spice! How about adding scorpid venom? Yes! That'll fix it right up!
* It's shaping up! But it needs more kick. Yep, you guessed it... Let's wash yesterday's socks in the cauldron... Mmmh, delicious!
* This is good stuff! But I think it's a little flat. Let's round it out with a few squishy basilisk eyeballs...
* This is getting good! It really warms the stomach! And <name>, I have to say, you're a sharp dressing <fellow/lass>!
* Now where was I? I yeah... So I said to her, "But I need you! I need you!"... and she just laughed and slithered away! It's the honest truth, <name>. Naga can be so cruel!
* Yes <ma'am/sir> , this is quite a drink! Quite a drink indeed!
* Let's sing a song!
: Brew, brawl,
: Brew, brawl!
: A Dark Iron's life for me!
: Hah hah! <Name>, I like you!
After each adjustment of the brew, the player will encourage the brewer with:
* 
* 
Drunk:
: Oh... I'm feeling groggy...
;Gossip at Dark Iron dwarf starting zone:
Don't bother me, <class>! I have two whole cauldrons of bubbling brew here and I must ensure they taste just right!
If they don't, then Master Coren Direbrew will flay and boil me!
==Notes==
*He can mention his naga lover — who by the way seems not to like him back.
*Although internally set to be part of the Brewfest, he is available all year long.
*His comment on adding basilisk eyeballs was originally "gnome eyeballs".
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
Category:Dark Iron dwarf characters
Category:Brewers
Category:Dark Iron clan characters
Category:Blackrock Depths NPCs
Category:Stormsong Valley NPCs