Jacopo Bearzatti

Jacopo Bearzatti (Jac-O-Boner) is a member of the Russian Mafia even though he's Italian.  He's kind of a faggot and a cuck.  He's rich and likes being rich.  He was well known for his attempt to drain a young girl of all her blood and sell it as a cure for internet inflicted cancer.  His evil ways were thwarted by a combined effort between WeskerPawnch and Team Gay.
During the dark days of the European Assault Arc, Jacopo started selling loli blood to hobos on the street.  He was first encountered by the forces serving under YouTube.com close to Normandy Beach.
When this heretical act was discovered, the shitposting allies were swift to lay siege to Jacopo's hideout in an event known as Operation:  Bigger Dick.
==Personality==
Jacopo is kind of a dick.  His fedora says it all. He also hates women and people of color 
==Abilities==
He has the power to drain lolis of their blood and convert it to money.
==History==
===Operation:  Bigger Dick===
By the time his operation was discovered, the Axis of Epic Gamers was already in a position to surround and cut him off from receiving reinforcements from GameStop.
Later intelligence reports uncovered that Jacopo was working in a joint effort with Jeffrey Epstein's Ghost.  The goal of this allegiance was unclear, but the Axis forces had a few guesses.
Jac-O-Boner's defenses all but withered under the combined might of the gamers.  VirtCon and Gay Robot were the first to breach through the perimeter.  They turned Jacopo over to the FBI for further investigation.
John Halo found the loli in Jacopo's basement.  A so-called saint whose blood was marketed as a miracle cure for cancer and autism.  Halo put her down with a quick-scope before moving on.
Not much was known about Benito Mussolini, but Gay Robot later informed the Feds that he believed the man was indeed... a faggot.  The fedora proved to be enough evidence to send him to Faggot Jail for a long time.