CJ

CJ is a literate containment system for birds.
He is protector of RW and of Innocent Birds, though malignant birds are barred from protection.
== Possible ailments (unconfirmed) ==
* Neurotic Prolaxial Devotee Syndrome
* Shingles Virus
== Family life: ==
CJ (sibling of RW) is was married to a currently unknown spouse. It is noted that CJ has a very tight knit relationship with RW despite their differences.
CJ considers itself a protector and all-father of birds.