Steve vs Freddy Fazbear

The iconic Minecraft figure, Steve, raps against main antagonist of FNaF, Freddy Fazbear, to see which indie game is better. It also features the shrine maiden of paradise and protagonist of Touhou, Reimu Hakurei, the protagonist of Super Meat Boy, Meat Boy, and the addictive app game, Flappy Bird.
== Cast ==
CaptainSparklez as Steve (voice)
Nice Peter as Freddy Fazbear (voice)
Ray William Johnson as Bonnie (cameo)
Hannah Hart as Chica (cameo)
EpicLLOYD as Foxy (cameo)
Grace Helbig as Reimu Hakurei (voice)
George Watsky as Meat Boy (voice)
Zach Sherwin as Flappy Bird (voice)
Animation for Steve done by ZAMination
Animation for Freddy and the animatronics done by Corridor Digital
Animation for Reimu done by Lowbrow Studios
Animation for Meat Boy done by Forrest Whaley
Animation for Flappy Bird done by Animeme
Bonnie is in bold text, Chica is in italicized text, Foxy is in underlined text and Bonnie and Chica talking at the same time is in bold italicized text
== Locations ==
Steve: Village
Freddy Fazbear: The Office
Reimu Hakurei: Hakurei Shrine
Meat Boy: Forest
Flappy Bird: Flappy Pipeyard
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
STEVE
VS
FREDDY FAZBEAR
BEGIN!
=== Steve: ===
You should just quit this server, if you don’t want to get served by the king of blocks
‘Cause I’ll Terraria apart at this animatronic whose animation is more laughable than Roblox
I’m the next face of video games, that’s right I beat Mario
Cause’ in Minecraft everything is Awesome like a virtual Lego
Why would I be afraid of a less-scary version of Chuck E. Cheese?
You’re just a cute passive mob, even your fans agrees
Never ever dig straight down in Minecraft, that’s the first rule that needs to be learn
And if you ignore it, well There Is No Pause Button to save you from suffering a lot of burns
Freddy’s a slacker cause’ all of his work is done by his crew
You shoulda rename to Freddy Bird, ‘cause your copycats are better than you
I’m the blockbuster of video games, and an emcee of MC
Your jumpscares are Cheesier than that boring creepypasta, Sonic.exe!
Your fanbase are scarier than your games, and that’s a fact to tell ya
Half-baked theories, fetish to Foxy, and those naughty pictures of Chica
Minecraft is simply Golden, Freddy, adore by millions and I’ll still obtain my fame
Just like Slenderman, you’ll be forgotten and replaced by another horror game
=== Freddy Fazbear: ===
(Beat)
Only talentless hackers enjoy your boring first person farmer
That adds useless shit, yet can’t fix bugs and your online server
Watching the Camera Kitchen is more exciting than playing Minecrap all the time
Now Are you Ready for Freddy? Cause’ IT’S ME serving you some killer rhymes
IT WAS ME who’s the undefeatable rapper, also a mean Fucboy and doing 4/20 mode
While your living alone with no ladies to Swing Your Diamond Sword (Burrrrnnnnnn!)
You need mods, even the Five Night at Freddy’s mod, cause’ your game is simply a bored
And I’ve seen better moving plots at that disgraceful game, Flappy Bird!! (Oh Snap!)
My game is original, animatronic in a horror game; it’s not that you see that everyday
8-bit hero Pimping My Dungeon and fighting skeletons and dragons, that’s so cliché
He’s protecting kids, you’re a Creeper trolling kids, that’s not nice at all that’s simply evil
And bad guys deserve to be Mangled up and bitten in the frontal lobe, harder than The Bite of 87!
=== Reimu Hakurei: ===
(Beat)
Oh, I heard there’s an incident, well Reimu Hakurei’s here to solve it
About a hacker adventurer and a Grizzly bear who’s not as scary as a rabbit
Just stick on “eating a bag of dicks” Fazbear, cause’ your rapping skills blows
And after surviving five Imperishable Nights , I’ll put this Urban Legend back In his Limbo
You’re a Pedobear who likes to play with little children, except your fatter, and uglier
Yet you’re not my worst Nightmare, cause’ Legacy of Flan dre is much scarier
People are tired on your fast making sequels even the FNaF king, Markplier
And Yo mama is a baka, cause’ she left you got killed by a murderer
And unlike you Stevie, I got bigger balls than you when it comes to fighting
Never back down powerful foes in the Sky, while you Does is screaming and hacking
You’re not even the face of Minecraft, pass the mic to a grass block and let you get off!
And make yourself a sellout Mystic Square and get donated to Microsoft 
I’m dropping Bombs, Gazefully at these Yin-Yang jokers 
Like Flappy Bird, you’re milking down for your 9-year-old-squekers 
I don’t give a damn if both of you are getting a movie
Cause’ it’s that is a putrid idea n the first place, like the dead body inside Freddy
=== Meat Boy: ===
(Beat)
The king of indie games here to take the Miko of fapping to smelly armpits
Girl, your rapping skills is like how you draw, you don’t have the talent to do that shit
My legacy will last Forever, yours will be forgotten like the PC-98 cast
Plus you’re a shrine maiden who likes to kick some defenseless 'lil girls’ ass
Your nothing but a hack, Miss Hakurei the lazy angry bitch
You’re Fantasy Stealing and Hijacking more ideas than Marisa the blonde witch
Prepare Ray-moo to get Bandage Girl, cause I beefed you up in hardest game ever
And even you’re acting Lunatic, your still weaker than Crappy Bird
Even with those loads of rehash sequel, you’ll never get the same fame as me
Cause’ your nothing but an anime character,
==== Reimu Hakurei: ====
What!?
==== Meat Boy: ====
Yeah I said, so take it easy 
And unlike you Freddy, I make an epic game about religion; just check The Binding of Issac
I’ll Use Holy Water on all of your kid-friendly games, cause’ they’re unholy piece of crap
And Mr. Minecraft, next time if you want to be in my game, I’ll put you as a joke character
That will teach you a lesson on letting PETA spread more ignorance on making a Minecraft server
=== Flappy Bird: ===
(Beat)
Shut your Flappy mouth, and keep the insults to yourself
I’ll show all of you, that I can beat all of you, all of myself
I’m more addicting than bags of weeds and the hottest thing since duck-face selfies
Who needs servers, story, music and skills when you can get my game which is free!
Even I’m free, I make more money and Finnish the fame and glory of Angry Birds!
And even the creator of PONG and DooM knows how to do the bird is the word!
I’m famous, even Pewdiepie the one who ditch your game Steve, plays my game
Fazbear once the main villain, now a bitch to Springtrap, Marionette, and a rip-off, that’s just lame
Reimu Hakurei no one even knows who you are even in the Japan world
And Meatboy always get cockblock by a Fetus, no wonder why you couldn’t Meatspin your girl!
And even if my game’s gone, my legacy will still live on!
You shoulda remove your game, cause’ addiction is just plain wrong!
There’s one major reason, why mobile games are better than you PC posers
Cause’ people touched our games, bet half of your fans didn’t played yours, you PC losers!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo gets hit by a green pipe.)
OF HISTORY…