Aftermath.doc

Wingman swings the Thunder Blade, slicing straight through Scorn's neck. Scorn screams even louder than ever before. 
Wingman: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU SON OF A-
Wingman pushes as hard as he can until Scorn's head shoots into the sky, accompanied by a nice little twinkle. Scorn's body falls to the ground with a heavy thud.
Charlie: ...Where's Wingman?
Wingman: *hovers down to ground* Right here! *spits out Thunder Blade*
Suddenly, a large wormhole appears next to them.
Charlie: What the fudgsicle?!
Aunt Arctic: Hey, it's Rookie!
Rookie: *exhausted *Hey everyone, I'm back from my adventures ... *trails off*
Cadence: ...I need to lie down, I've had enough booze for today... *throws the remains of her shampagne bottle behind her and collapses onto the ground*
Gary: Rookie, where have you been? I feel like we haven't seen you for a while!
Rookie: Well, I was in this dimension that looked li-
Gary: Yeah, nevermind, no one really cares...
Rookie: But I had these visions that looked like they were from our futu-
Gary/Aunt Arctic/Cadence/Paige/Sasquatch: NOBODY CARES
Charlie: Where did you come from? *punches Sasquatch in the face again*
Rookie: ... *looks down*
Charlie: *waddles over* Don't worry Rookie, you can help me write the Season 2 pilot.
Rookie: Really? Cool!
Wingman: You know guys, I just realized something! *pulls everyone together* We're all here together, you know, like a family or something!
Charlie: I guess we really do make a great team!
Everyone: Awwww....
Cadence: Ugh, you guys are gay. I gotta go get some real friends. *hobbles away*
Rookie: *looks around* Wow, this place is pretty destroyed.
Paige: Yeah, no kidding.
Wingman: Don't worry guys, we can fix this, easy peasy.
Gary: That phrase isn't a thing anymor-
Wingman: SHADDUP it's time for me to test out my rainbow!
Do I even need to bring in the assistant droid this time?
Wingman: Hah! *activates telekinesis and begins to repair the Ski Lodge*
Charlie: Cool! Come on everyone, let's do this!
All of the penguins pitch in on fixing the island.
Wingman: WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLLLLL
Charlie: What are you singing?
Wingman: I dunno, I thought it worked here.
Rookie: *taps Charlie's shoulder* Charlie, there's something I need to tell you.
Charlie: *spins around* Yes?
Rookie: Um, when I was lost in... whatever that hellhole was supposed to be, I had these visions...
Wingman: *hops onto Charlie's shoulder* What visions?
Rookie: Well, first I saw myself in this weird room, and there was a pony in there...
Charlie: Ponies... what kind?
Rookie: It was an MLP... and it had a chainsaw... O.O
Charlie: Ugh, you probably got lost in a fanfiction. *shivers* I hate ponies...
Rookie: And then there was this giant Sasquatch...
Wingman: There was a giant Sasquatch here, well, until I reversed time.
Charlie: Wait, what if by turning back time, you created an alternate dimension where the bad future is still happening? We never defeated Sasquatch.
Wingman: Hmmm...
Rookie: And then there was this big scary robot overlord... okay it wasn't that scary, but still. It looked familiar...
Charlie: I'm sure you were just bouncing around in other dimensions.
Rookie: But what if I know what's going to happen in the future?!
Wingman: I wouldn't worry about it, none of that stuff even exists here.
Rookie: Okay, if you say so...
Derp mode activated.
Charlie: Hey we wer gun 2 gt som nachoz u wana com wif us
Rookie: K I wike nachoz
Chrle, Wngmn, & Rkie go off 2 get som nachoz.
Sasquatch: Dum dee dum dum dum... *gets whacked with a baseball bat and dragged into a bush*
To be continued...
A holiday special episode will be put up a little bit later, but I'll get to work on the next cronological episode once I get three comments telling me what was the best part. 
(Oh and don't worry, all this stuff will make sense eventually.)
--Charlie the Penguin: Don't just do something, stand there! 22:35, September 26, 2014 (UTC)