Lemon of Troy/Quotes

:Flanders: Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he said he hadn't seen them. But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us.
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:Bart: And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson.
:Marge: I choose to take that literally.
:Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
:Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!
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:Shelbyville Kid: Springfield sucks!
:Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man.
:Shelbyville Kid: Why don't you make me.
:Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it.
:Shelbyville Kid: Then I guess you're a garbage man.
:Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
:Shelbyville Kid: A garbage man.
:Bart: Oh, I know you are, but what am I?
:Shelbyville Kid: A garbage man.
:Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
:Shelbyville Kid: A garbage man.
:Bart: Takes one to know one.
:Database: Checkmate.
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:Marge: This is my fault. I tried to teach Bart about town pride, but the power of my words filled him with a sort of madness.
:Homer: Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let's not forget your little speech.
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:Todd: Danger coming! Behind us!
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:Milhouse: That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!
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:Martin: A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.
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:Marge: Now just a darn minute. This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes cap. When you wear it, you're wearing Springfield. When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield. When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield.
:Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.
:Marge: Bart, you have roots in this town and you ought to show respect for it. This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember.
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:Marge: [shocked upon learning Bart and his friends have "waged war" on Shelbyville] Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!
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:Bart: Keep your voices down, boys. We didn't come this far to get found out.
:Homer: Found 'em! You kids are in big trouble. Running away from home like that.
:Bart: But they stole our lemon tree.
:Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna-- Lemon Tree?!
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:Homer: That tree has been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or I'll bust in here and take it!
:Shelby's Father: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupidier than you look.
:Homer: Stupidier like a fox!
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:Bart: We made it!
:(everyone cheers)
:Homer: Woo-hoo!
:Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
:Bart and Homer: Eat my shorts!
:Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!
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:Homer: This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower.
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:Shelbyville Elementary Groundskeeper: Slow down, ya sidewalk-surfin' cube gleamers!
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