Therapy/Transcript

[We are inside Dr. Marvin Monroe's office, where Bart is getting a therapy session.]
* Dr. Marvin Monroe: Look at this inkblot, Bart, and tell me what you see. [He holds a page with an inkblot in the shape of a butterfly.]
* Bart: A Butterfinger.
[Dr. Marvin Monroe holds up another page with an inkblot in the shape of a splat.]
* Dr. Marvin Monroe: And this one?
* Bart: Another Butterfinger.
* Dr. Marvin Monroe: Just as I thought. Your obsession with this so-called "Butterfinger" reveals a severe neurosis, Which can be overcome only by sharing the very object you hold most there.
* Bart: Speak English, doc.
* Dr. Marvin Monroe: I WANT THAT BUTTERFINGER!!!!
* [He lunges towards Bart to grab the Butterfinger, but Bart escapes and he slips.]
* Bart: You need help, man.
[A Butterfinger sequence shows.]
* Announcer: Get a crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger.
[Bart escapes out of Dr. Marvin Monroe's office on his skateboard.]
* Dr. Marvin Monroe: Wait, boy! Your hour's not up yet!
* Bart: Sorry, man! [he bites his Butterfinger.] But nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
=== Maggie's Stick ===
[A Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars box shows up.]
* Announcer: And try new Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars!
[Bart and Maggie are at the beach.]
* Bart: Cool, man. Butterfinger on a stick.
[Maggie bites off a large part of Bart's Butterfinger Ice Cream Bar, making him groan sadly and the screen fades out.]
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