Scooby-Doo Meets Spongebob Squarepants

Scooby-Doo Meets Spongebob Squarepants is a standalone 30-minute block special written by Bigscoobydoofan2. It is a crossvoer between Scooby-Doo and Spongebob Squarepants.
== Premise ==
The Scooby gang gets sucked into water! They later meet Spongebob Squarepants who welcomes them to stay at his house. But the next morning he gets attacked by a fish freak and disappears. They must save him before things get crazy!
== Script ==
(The episode starts off with the gang driving in The Mystery Machine on a beachside.)
Shaggy: Like, I can't wait to go to your mom's beach party, Daphne!
Scooby: (licks his lips) Reah! Mmmmm, all the snacks there!
Shaggy: Scoob, don't get me started, you know I haven't eaten for 10 minutes! I'm, like, having a crisis!
Daphne: My favourite thing about going to a beach party is having an opportunity to meet a hunky boy..(smiles)
Fred: Am I not good enough for you, Daph?
(awkward silence)
Shaggy: We don't do that in this series, Fred.
Velma: According to this GPS tracker, we are 1000 miles away from the party.
Daphne: (looks over Velma's shoulder at the tracker) That doesn't seem right. I could've sworn that we were close. I know the place like the back of my hand!
Velma: So why weren't you driving?
(The gang all look at Fred)
(They sigh miserably in unison)
(Fred spots a blue thing crawling out from the ocean)
Fred: Wait, gang, what's that in the distance?
Daphne: It looks like a person.
(The blue thing rears its ugly head)
Velma: (panicking) I THINK IT IS!!!
Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby: FRED STOP THE CAR!! (screams)
(Fred swerves the car just in time, it's side facing the person)
Shaggy: Guys, like, are you sure that's a person?
(The fish freak stands up, revealing himself. It makes a raspy screeching noise)
(The gang all scream)
(Theme Song Plays)
 (Suddenly, a great force pulls The Mystery Machine near the water)
Shaggy: Like, guys, WHY ARE WE MOVING!!??
(The fish freak cackles)
(The gang all scream as The Mystery Machine is sucked into the water.)
(The Mystery Machine drifts away from the land as it sinks deeper and deeper into the water)
(Panicked, the gang struggle to throw off their seatbelts)
(Shaggy bangs on the window)
(The door swings open and they swim out)
(After the gang swim through a ring, they start to feel like they are falling; THEY ARE!)
Fred: GUYS!! LOOK OUT!!
(The gang all land on the 'My Leg!' guy with a thud)
'My Leg!' guy: (muffled) OW! MY WHOLE ENTIRE BODY!!
(He crawls out from underneath the gang, holding a cup off coffee.)
'My Leg!' guy: Y'all are jerks, ya know that? (muttering) (walking away) Jeez, what is it with this town?
Daphne: Wait...did he say *town*?
(The camera pans to a sign that says 'Welcome To Bikini Bottom'
Shaggy: Bikini Bottom?
(Shaggy and Scooby burst into laughter)
(The rest of the gang look at them)
Shaggy: Like, sorry.
Fred: And what was that monster we saw back up at land?
Velma: Gang, I suggest we go look for clues.
(The gang walk around Bikini Bottom)
Velma: This is such a strange place.
Fred: Yeah, and how are we even able to breathe down here? It's like we're breaking the laws of physics!
(Fred winks at the camera)
Shaggy: Like, I wonder if they have food here.
(Mr Krabs pops up behind a rock)
Mr Krabs: DID SOMEONE SAY KRABBY PATTIES?!
(The gang go silent)
Fred: Uh, no....
Mr Krabs: Oh, well COME ON OVER TO THE KRUSTY KRAB ANYWAY!
Scooby: Raggy, I'm scared!
Mr Krabs: HERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, WE HAVE DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTIES! AND EVEN BETTER: THEY'RE FULL PRICE, SO I GET FULL MONEY!
Shaggy and Scooby: Delicious!?
Shaggy: Like, count us in, right Scoob?!
Scooby: Reah!
(Shaggy and Scooby attempt to run away but are pulled back by the shirt and collar by Fred.)
Fred: No, guys! We have to solve the mystery first!
Shaggy: No fair! Yet we save you from pain when we split up and it's always US who run into the monster! HMPH!
Mr Krabs: (walking away) Arrg! You better come one day though. I need some money money moneyy!!
Velma: Hmm, he sure is suspicious.
(Scooby does a double take and spots a pineapple house in the distance)
(Scooby taps Shaggy,who is frowning, on the shoulder)
Shaggy: I'm mad, Scoob. Not now.
Scooby: Raggy! Look!
Shaggy: Listen! My stomach is going through a tough ti- (notices the house)
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
(Shaggy and Scooby run over to the house and try to eat it)
(Patrick opens the door while they're doing so)
Patrick: I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, ALRIGHT? (slams door shut)
(Shaggy and Scooby stop)
Spongebob: (muffled) Patrick, what are you doing? Open the door again!
(Patrick opens the door again, only to find Shaggy and Scooby disguised as investors)
Shaggy: (thick British accent) Like, sorry to bother you two but I am Mr Shagworthy, an investor, and this is my colleague Mr Dooby Doo.
Scooby: Greetings!
Shaggy: We have come to talk about how we are investing in your house, and by the way, we were definetely not trying to eat it before!
Patrick: Huh?
Scooby: How much do you want for the house? $1000? $5000?
Patrick: What's a dollar?
Shaggy: Well, you see my chum-
Fred: (walking over) Oh, give it up you two.
Velma: Mr Starfish, we're a group of mystery solvers. We're here because a fish freak sucked us in from land. Do you know anything about that?
Patrick: .............I'm Patrick!
Spongebob: (Whispering) Patrick, get out of the way you- (Pushes Patrick out of the way) Hey, I'm Spongebob! What seems to be the problem?
Fred: We're investigating a fish freak who brought us down here.
Spongebob: Oh no!! Not that guy again!! He's been terrorising us for ages! And he has been bringing strangers from above down here!
(The Simpsons walk past behind the gang)
Fred: I'm Fred, this is Daphne, that's Velma, that's Shaggy and That's Scooby. May we come in?
Spongebob: Sure! (laughs)
(The gang come inside the house)
Patrick (talking to Shaggy and Scooby) Wait, have I seen you before?
Shaggy: Huh?
Patrick: I remember being picked up by this hook thing and dragged up to the sky.
Shaggy: (looks at Scooby) Ohh.. that was a cursed fishing trip.
(In Spongebob's room)
Spongebob: This is my room!
(Velma observes a jellyfish which is swimming around in a jar)
Velma: What the-
(Spongebob sneaks up behind Velma)
(Velma jumps)
Spongebob: Oh, yeah I love collecting jellyfish. It's so fun! Right Patrick?
Patrick: Yup!
Velma: (Whispers to Fred) Fred, I'm getting suspicious AND terrified.
(Scooby notices a cloth on the floor)
(Suddenly, it beings to move, giving Scooby a fright)
Scooby: Haunted cloth!!!!
(Gary the snail comes out from underneath the cloth)
Scooby: Oh!
Gary: (playful) Meow!
Scooby: Aren't you a cutie!
(Gary climbs up to the top of Scooby's back)
Scooby: Aww.
(Fred picks up some balloons that are in the corner, stroking his chin)
Patrick: Oh, I have to go away and do something now, goodbye!
(He closes the door)
(The gang hear screeching coming from outside)
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Daphne: What's that?
Spongebob: I don't have a good feeling about this...
(They look outside spongebob's window, and see the fish freak terrorising Bikini Bottom!)
Spongebob: Oh no! We have to do something guys!
(They all run outside and see the fish freak. It quickly turns it's head and darts straight at them)
(The gang sprint away from the fish freak past many houses)
Shaggy: Are you going to say what I think you're going to say, Fred?
Fred: Let's split up, gang!
Shaggy: DARN IT!!!
Spongebob: Hey, I'll come with ya! And Gary!
Gary: (Jumping around on Scooby's back) Me-me-meoww!!
(They split up, Scooby, Shaggy, Spongebob and Gary hiding behind the Krusty Krab and the rest looking for clues)
(The fish freak slowly slithers towards the back of the restaurant, knowing that he's caught them)
(Scooby and Shaggy shiver)
(Suddenly, Shaggy and Spongebob leap in front of the fish freak, disguised as explorers. Scooby comes out disguised as a cameraman.
 Shaggy: (Australian accent) Shhh! You have to be quiet, mate.
Spongebob: (Australian accent) We're recording the rare appearence of Gary the Gary!
(The fish freak grunts, confused)
Shaggy: Like, don't ya know mate! The Gary is a rare species that hasn't been around for centuries. It was rumoured to be exctinct mate! Look!
(Shaggy shoves some binoculars into the fish freak's hands)
(The fish freak uses the binoculars and spots Gary, who has an extra pair of fake antennas on his head!)
Shaggy: See it now, mate?
(The fish freak nods)
Spongebob: We need to protect it, since there's only ONE!
(Scooby is trying not to laugh)
Shaggy:(pointing) And look over there! A wild ruse has just walked into the scene!
(The fish freak turns around to where Shaggy pointed, but sees nothing)
(The gang run off, laughing)
(It takes the Fish Freak a couple of seconds to realize that he has been tricked. He roars in anger)
 (Velma, Fred and Daphne are walking along a stone path when Velma finds a clue)
Velma: Hmmm, what is this)
(Velma picks it up; it appears to be tiny pieces of metal)
Velma: What are these bits of metal doing here?
Squidward: (miserable) I'll clean that for ya.
(Velma, Fred and Daphne flinch, not realizing that Squidward was behind them)
(Squidward pulls out a broom and starts sweeping the pieces of metal away from the floor)
Squidward: The name's Squidward. Proffessional Flute-player and most sane person in Bikini Bottom.
(An orchestra of amazing sounding flute-players walk past the shot, playing)
Squidward: (embarassed) Okay......maybe second best.
Squidward: WAIT...ARE YOU HUMANS-
(Spongebob, Shaggy, Scooby and Gary crash into Squidward)
(Daphne, Velma and Fred laugh)
Daphne: (giggling)Gee, you need help there?
Shaggy: Like, we just had some fun with the- (loud) FISH FREAK!!!
(Scooby jumps on top of Shaggy, shaking)
(The others are very confused)
Spongebob: Ohhh, nope. That's just one of my best friends, Squidward!
Squidward: I am not one of your friends.
Spongebob: Lighten up, Squidward! You're very calm and trustworthy!
Squidward: Can't say the same for you.
Squidward: (intense) And SPONGEBOB, what are these PEOPLE doing here??
Spongebob: Oh! These guys!? They're my new friends!
Squidward: And you're just fine with that??
Spongebob: I guess so. They got sucked down here because of the Fish Freak.
Squidward: (apathetic) Oh. Him.
(Squidward walks away)
Spongebob: D-d-don't worry about him, guys! I'm sure he's just having a bad day....like he does every day.
Shaggy: (whispers to Scooby) Like, I could've sworn that the guy we just saw is the Fish Freak. They have some similarities!
Scooby: Reah.
(The gang arrive at the Krusty Krab, where Spongebob works)
Spongebob: Gang, this is the Krusty Krab, where I work!
Velma:(sarcastic) Charming.
Shaggy: Like, finally Scoob! We can have some *delicious* patties!
(Scooby licks his lips)
Gary: Meoowww!
(They speed into the kitchen)
Mr Krabs: (walking towards the gang) Arrgg! I see that you decided to come for a visit, matey!?
Daphne: Not necessarily us, (points) but definetely them.
(The camera quickly pans to Shaggy and Scooby gulping down everything in the kitchen.
Mr Krabs: Oh. That's gonna be a lot of stock to fill tomorow.
Mr Krabs: Spongebob me boy! Welcome!
Spongebob: Hi, Mr Krabs. My friends came here today to investigate that scary Fish Freak.
Mr Krabs: Fish Freak smish shmeek! You should see the publicity it brings to this town! And the moneyy....
(In the kitchen, Shaggy and Scooby have made a pile of random foods)
Shaggy: Like, Scoob, are you ready to have the best under water meal of our lives?
Scooby: And our only one! Reeheheeheehee!
(Patrick walks into the room)
Shaggy: Oh, hey Patrick! Where have ya been?
Patrick: Busy. Anyway, what are you guys doing?
Shaggy: Getting ready for a big Bikini Bottom buffet!!
Patrick: Ooh! Can I join in?
Shaggy: Like, sure!
(Patrick notices a cupboard full of patties in the corner)
Patrick: Guys, shall we flip some patties?
Shaggy: Trust me, the question should ask if ME and SCOOB should flip patties.
Scooby: we're professionals.
Voice: Oh yeah? Try me.
(Spongebob bust through the swinging doors)
Spongebob: Let me introduce myself, Spongebob Squarepants, age 34 years old, hobbies include catching jellyfish, hanging out with Patrick and BEATING PEOPLE IN PATTY FLIPPING CONTESTS.
Shaggy: Oh yeah? We'll be sure to win.
Scooby: It's in our contract.
(Patrick, dressed in a referee outfit, blows a whistle to start the contest)
(The three stare at each other dramatically, flipping their patties.
Patrick: And right now...nothing is happening apparently! So, do any of y'all like cheese? Coz, um, I like cheese! My favourite type is-
Spongebob: Stay on the subject, Patrick.
(There is a long pause of flipping)
Shaggy: Like, I can't take this anymore!
(Shaggy flings his patty meat onto Spongebob's face!)
Spongebob: Hey! You can't do that!
(Spongebob flings his meat at Shaggy's face)
Shaggy: (laughing) This is actually pretty fun!
(The two fling different meats at each other, not knowing that the Fish Freak is watching from outside the back window. It walks away, cackling)
 (2 shadows loom over the Krusty Krab doors)
(The doors gradually open, and the figures walk in)
(Mr Krabs drops his money wads)
(Squidward's jaw drops)
(Some customers even faint!)
(Shaggy, Scooby and Spongebob peep over the door of the kitchen)
Shaggy: Like, who's that?
Spongebob: The most feared, dangerous and evil villain in Bikini bottom.
Shaggy: YIKES!!
(REVEAL: The figures are actually Plankton and his robot wife, Karen.)
Shaggy: THAT'S the most feared villain? (laughs)
Spongebob: Oh, I forgot to say, he's the only one too! (laughs)
Scooby: He looks like if grass was the bad guy in a Commander cool comic!!
Mr Krabs: Well, if it isn't Sheldon J. Plankton.
Plankton: Eugene H. Krabs.
Plankton and Krabs: We meet again.
Mr Krabs: So, what brings you and your rusty friend here?
Plankton: The secret formula. I MUST have it for my Chum Bucket.
Karen: Plankton, may I look threatening for you?
Plankton: Yes please, Karen.
(Karen pulls weird faces at everybody)
Mr Krabs: (Sarcastic) Oh yeah, I'll just hand over what I've been trying to hide from you for years!!
Plankton: But I have a little twist. What do you want for it, Krabs? My burger gun? My hypno-machine? Karen?
Karen: Hey!!
Mr Krabs: I don't want any of it!!
Plankton: Grrr. Y'know what, maybe you're behind the Fish Freak attacks 'Hi, I'm Mr Krabs, a greedy money pincher!! Moneymoneyy! I don't have much family, and the family I DO have is just a bunch of sad doofs!'
Mr Krabs: I wouldn't be surprised if it was you and all! 'Hi, I'm Plankton! A shrunken-down Hulk who's desperate for a crab's secret recipe! I waste my time because I'm a burden!'
(Plankton's jaw drops in horror)
Karen: STOP! I know for a fact that Plankton is not behind the Fish Freak! You need to stop being such a sour crustacean and back off!
Mr Krabs: You first!
(Karen and Plankton walk away)
Karen: Plankton, I want to talk to you about a vaccum I've made recently.
Plankton: Yeah sure, Karen, after I lock myself upstairs for 14 days and make no contact.
(The doors close)
Velma: Suuspicious.
...
(It is now nighttime at Bikini Bottom.)
(Shaggy, Scooby, Spongebob and Gary are preparing for bed.)
Shaggy: Like, wow. What a crazy day it has been!
Scooby: Reah! We encountered a literal fish man, and saw grass get into an argument with a crab!
(Shaggy and Scooby chuckle)
Spongebob: Yknow, I think you two are pretty cool!
Gary: Meow!
Shaggy: Like, thanks! Same for you guys!
Shaggy: (Shouting down the stairs) GUYS! WE'RE GOING TO SLEEP NOW! NIGHT!
(Shaggy turns off the light)
(Suddenly, a gurgling sound can be heard in the room)
Shaggy: Like, Scoob, was that your stomach?
Scooby: Uh, no..
Shaggy Spongebob?
Spongebob: Nope, I just ate!
Shaggy: I still wouldn't blame ya if it was you.
Spongebob: I'm sure that it isn't Gary either.
Scooby: That would mean....
(Shaggy turns on the light, to see the Fish Freak posed on the bedside table)
Shaggy: LIKE, IT'S THE FISH FREAK!!
(The Fish Freak jumps to the ground and chases Shaggy, Scooby and Spongebob around.)
(They are about to head for the door when the Fish Freak speeds across and locks the door)
(He makes them back up to the window)
Spongebo: Oh no, now we're done for!
(The Fish Freak pounces on Spongebob, and they smash through the window!!)
(Thankfully, Shaggy grabs Spongebob's hands before they can fall)
Shaggy: YIPE!! SCOOB, GET SOME HELP!!
Scooby: R'okay Raggy!
(Scooby unlocks the door and runs downstairs)
Shaggy: Spongebob, hang on buddy!!
Spongebob: I can't take this any longer!!
(The Fish Freak slowly pulls out a Krabby Patty, distracting Shaggy with the smell)
Shaggy: Wait, is that a Krabby Patty. (Sniffs) Mmmm.
Shaggy: Now I feel like having one- (Lets go of Spongebob's hand)
Spongebob: WAIT SHAGGY NOOO!
(The Fish Freak lands feet first on the ground and carries Spongebob away)
(Shaggy's eyes widen and he stares in horror, realizing what he has just done.)
(Fred, Daphne, Velma, Scooby and Patrick bust through the room)
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma: Jinkies!
Fred: Hold the phone!
Scooby: Ruh roh!
(They all look at Patrick, gesturing for him to say something.)
Patrick: Oh, um, HOLY PATRICK!!
Patrick: Was that good? No? Ok.
Fred: I can't believe that Spongebob is gone!
Daphne: Oh no, now what are we gonna do?
Shaggy: Like, I hope he turns out fine.
Patrick: Gang, I think I know what we have to do.
Everyone: Huh?
Patrick: We have to go on a quest, to save Sir Spongebob Squarepants. We will travel through water or fire, sleet or snow, whatever it takes! Because we will not let evil devour us! Instead, we shall devour evil! And when we get him back, that Fish Freak will be running miles away. So what do ya say, Mystery Inc. Who's wiling to go on this quest and save Spongebob?
Shaggy: W-w-wow, Patrick. Like, I never knew you had it in you! Sure I'll go!
Scooby: Me too!
Velma: Me three!
Fred: Sounds like good fun, I'm in!
Daphne: For Spongebob!
Gary: (looks at camera) Meowwww!
...
(NEXT SCENE: The gang, Patrick and Gary are getting off of an Orange bus. It drives off. They are at the more urban part of town, with big buildings and alleyways.)
Shaggy: Like, Velma, why have we come here specifically?
Velma: Because the monsters in these type of cases usually hide someone in a dark, hidden place. Like an alley!
Fred: C'mon gang, lets look for more clues to where Spongebob may be.
(They pull out flashlights and scan the paths)
(Gary trips over a piece of cloth; Scooby picks him up)
Scooby: Ruh roh! Are you ok?
Gary: Meeow!
(Scooby picks up the cloth piece)
(REVEAL: it belongs to a long blanket of cloth covering something up)
Scooby: Huh?
(Scooby pulls the cloth off, revealing a long, white metal tube running across the whole are)
Scooby: Guys, look! A clue!
Velma: Strange, a tube. And if this map is correct, it runs around the whole city!
Daphne: Wow! But what does it do?
(Leaning on the tube, Scooby accidentally turns on a button which is on the tube.)
(Suddenly, things from above start floating down, including beach balls, trees and even humans!)
Velma: Jinkies!!!! Turn it off, Scooby!
(Scooby turns the tube off)
Fred: (gaps) I think I've figured it out! This must've been how the Fish Freak was able to suck us down here! Like a large hoover!
Velma: It definitely is Fred. Now come on, we need to get going.
(The gang hear a banging noise from somewhere nearby)
(Scooby jumps into Shaggy's arms)
Shaggy: Like, what's that?
(They listen closely, and hear muffled cries)
Patrick: (gasps) That must be Spongebob! We need to find him!
Fred: Let's split up, gang. Me, Daphne and Velma will search the right side of the street. You guys will search the left side.
Patrick: Sounds good to me.
(The shot transitions to Shaggy, Scooby, Patrick and Gary walking around)
Shaggy: Like, gang. I know we need to save our spongey friend, but can we go pick up some takeaway food?
Scooby: (licks lips) Reah! Reah!
Patrick: Nuh uh! There's danger about you guys!
Shaggy: Not as dangerous as an empty stomach!
(Patrick pulls a face with puppy eyes)
(Shaggy and Scooby stare at the eyes, their lips trembling)
Shaggy: Like, why man, just why!!
Scooby: Fine!
(Shaggy, not paying attention to his surroudnings, sadly looks at the ground and walks into an alleyway)
(Suddenly he falls through a trap door, screaming!)
Patrick: What the-
Scooby: Raggy!
(They look down into the dark hole. Shaggy is sitting at the bottom of it.)
Patrick: I'M COMING BUDDY!
(He jumps into the hole, landing on top of Shaggy!)
Scooby: Well this is kinda awkward. We'll go get the others.
Shaggy: Like, where are we, Patrick?
Patrick: I do not have a clue, Shaggy.
(Patrick turns on the light, revealing a bunch of crates and robotic creations. In the middle, there is a red path leading up to the back of the room, where a big platform with a chair ,in front of multiple security-camera screens, stands.)
Patrick + Shaggy: Woahh.
(Fred, Daphne, Velma, Gary and Scooby arrive at the scene.)
Fred: Hey guys, wait up!
(The rest of the gang climb down the ladder, which was hidden under the trap door)
Patrick: Oh, there was a ladder. (turns to Shaggy) Sorry. (laughs)
Velma: It seems that you two fell into a trap door.
Daphne: Jeepers! This looks like the lair of a supervillain!
(Velma picks up a clipboard, which was on one of the crates, and reads the writing on it.)
Velma: Apparently, this place was rented by a 'Mark two'. Strange.
Shaggy: Mark two, Mark three, Mark four, Mark five! (Laughs)
Fred: But what could it all mean?
(Daphne walks up to the part similar to a security room.)
Daphne: I wonder what this is for. And what is on those screens!?
(Suddenly, one of the screens glitch, and show a view of Spongebob gagged and tied up!)
(Daphne gasps)
(Slowly, the chair in the middle twists around.)
(REVEAL: The Fish Freak is sitting in it!)
Daphne: (terrified) Uh, guys, I-I-I think we should get going now.
Velma: Why, Daph?
Daphne: (points) BECAUSE HE'S HE'S HERE WITH US!
(The fish Freak leaps out of his chair)
(Fred bumps into an iron wall clumsily; the wall spins around, revealing a secret passageway!)
Fred: Guys! It's a secret passageway! Let's go through here!
(The gang run through the secret passageway, the Fish Freak chasing after them.)
(They reach 6 doorways, 3 on each side.)
(A scooby-dooby-doors scene plays out.)
(At the end of the Scooby-Dooby-Doors scene, Shaggy and Scooby end up throwing shells on the floor, tripping up the Fish Freak! They dash away, chuckling.)
(The gang reach a dead end in a rocky cave.)
Shaggy: Like, noo! It's a dead end!
Fred: Wait, follow my lead!
(The shot cuts to the Fish Freak, slowly walking towards the dead end. He grunts in confusion, as the gang aren't there.)
(The Fish Freak leaves.)
(The camera moves upwards, to reveal that the gang were hiding on the ceiling of the caves, holding on to the rock that stuck out.)
(They drop to the ground, sighing.)
Daphne: Now what? We're stuck down here in this strange underground base, (brushes cobwebs and dust off of her) which by the way is pretty dirty, ew! Someone should fix it up. Plus, we can't get out anymore since the monster is here!
(Some knocking echoes in the cave; it is a knock in the rhythm of the Spongebob Squarepants theme song!)
Patrick: Huh? Guys, listen!
(They listen to the knocking closely.)
Shaggy: Like, it's pretty catchy!
(Shaggy and Scooby dance to the rhythm!)
(Patrick puts his head to the cave wall and hears the sound even more.)
Patrick: It's from behind this wall!
(Patrick knocks on the wall, with the same rhythm.)
Patrick: Maybe, we can DIG OUR WAY THROUGH THIS WALL!
(The gang look at each other and shrug.)
Velma: For a second, I thought that Patrick would stay intelligent.
(Suddenly, the knocking gets louder and louder.)
(Scooby starts beatboxing to the knocking!)
Shaggy: (amsued) Yeah! Like, carry on that beat, Scooby Doo!
(Shaggy starts knocking on the wall too, moving along the wall)
(Suddenly, when he knocks the rhythm on a smooth wall, with the shape of a doorway, it opens up!)
Shaggy: Yipe!!
Velma: Wow, your knocking must've accessed a hidden door!
(The gang go in the room behind the door.)
Patrick: AHH! I feel something on my leg! AHH!
(The gang scream)
(Abruptly, Velma turns the light on, revealing a lot of people tied up and gagged in a nearly-empty room.)
(Patrick looks down, and sees none other than Spongebob hugging his leg!)
Patrick: (Gaps) Spongebob!!
(Patrick pulls of Spongebob's gag and ropes ruthlessly.)
Spongebob: Patrick!!
Patrick: I missed you so much, buddy!
(The two embrace, crying a waterfall-amount of tears!)
Patrick: What did they do to you?
Spongebob: Well, I was kidnapped by the Fish Freak and placed down here with these other people!! You should see the ones I've met! There's a guy called Fred who always breaks his legs.
Fred ('My leg!' Fred): Wait, weren't you the guys who-
Spongebb: There's a very weird guy with white hair and a labcoat, and his grandson.)
Rick: Morty, how do we get out of here!?
Morty: I don't know, Rick! And I REALLY don't wanna miss Baby Destroyers 5 in theaters tonight.
Spongebob: And, now one of my bestest, bestest friends, the ghost of Don Knotts!
Ghost of Don Knotts: This guy has been annoying me for the past 2 hours. Please help me.
(Shaggy walks across the room, when he feels something touch his angle)
Shaggy: Oh, who's this that needs untyin- OH MY GOD!!!
(REVEAL: The Fish Freak is at Shaggy's legs.)
(The Fish Freak rises up and screeches.)
Shaggy: Like, run!!
Spongebob: Hold on a second- no! Don't run! Not if we can help it...
Scooby: Spongebob! What are you doing?
Spongebob: The Fish Freak surely can't scare off a whole crowd of people...can he? (smirks)
Spongebob: Everyone, after him!!!
(Everyone chases the Fish Freak out of the caves; everyone except for Don Knotts, who is still tied up!)
Don Knotts: Uh, can someone untie me please?
(The camera cuts to a shot zoomed out on Don Knotts.)
Don Knotts: (Echoed) Anyone? Oh brother...
...
(The crowd chases the Fish Freak outside.)
(Suddenly, the Fish Freak stops, twists around and pulls out a remote control. He presses a button on it, releasing a net hung onto on of the buildings down to the crowd.)
(The crowd try to escape from the net, but it is stuck to the ground.)
Velma: Oh no! He's trapped the crowd!
(Patrick starts to grind his teeth, scrunch his eyes and breathe heavily. He is furious.)
(Prepared, The Fish Freak rips apart a store sign from the store.)
(Patrick runs at the Fish Freak and attempt to wrestle the sign out of his hands.)
(The Fish Freak lifts the sign, and throws it at Patrick, launching him back to the distance. This traps not only him under the sign, but Shaggy too!)
Shaggy: Like, great job man. I think that even I have better IQ test results.
Patrick: IQ.....is that a new flavour of ice cream?
(Shaggy facepalms.)
 (Velma, Fred and Daphne run into a nearby store. It ends up being a big mistake, as the Fish Freak locks them in there!)
(This just leaves Spongebob, Scooby and Gary.)
(The Fish Freak ignores these three and runs back down to the underground base.)
(Suddenly, a black escape helicopter crashes through the roof of the building!)
Spongebob: Wait, he's getting away!
Scooby: Does that mean he just ignored us?
Spongebob: Heyy! No one can ignore legends like that! C'mon, we need to get to the roof, and fast!
...
(The Fish Freak is driving his helicopter smugly. He laughs a dirty laugh.)
(The camera pans to the back of the helicopter.)
(REVEAL: Spongebob, Scooby and Gary have managed to climb onto the tail bloom of the helicopter just in time!)
Scooby: Okay guys, now we just need to find a way to get to that wheel!
Spongebob: The what!!?
Scooby: The wheel!
Spongebob: Oh okay!
Gary: MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOWW!
Scooby: Good idea, Gary! We should distract the monster with something and get to the wheel!
(Spongebob and Scooby hit the helicopter hard on the back, making it shake)
(The Fish Freak turns around, grunting.)
(He hears the noises of voices and decides to do a loop-the-loop with the helicopter!)
(This leaves Spongebob and Scooby hanging onto the landing shields for dear life!)
Scooby: Rikes!!
Spongebob: Don't worry, Scooby! It'll turn out okay....I hope.
Scooby: But-but-where's Gary!!??
(The Fish Freak stands onto the landing shields and start stepping on the two's hands, making them lose more grasp!)
(Suddenly, a shadow looms over the Fish Freak.)
(Reveal, the shadow is Gary, who is on the Fish Freak's shoulder!)
(Hissing ferociously, Gary strikes the Fish Freak in the face, blinding him, and jumps down onto the landing shields to pull Scooby and Spongebob back up!)
(Scooby grabs the wheel and twists it, not realizing that they're heading straight for the Chum Bucket!)
Spongebob: AHH! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO THE CHUM BUCKET!!
Scooby: Brace yourself for landing!!
(The helicopter crashes into the Chum Bucket, destroying it!)
(Thankfully, Spongebob has turned into an inflatable version of himself and makes a soft landing for everyone.)
(Shocked, Plankton sprints to the Chum Bucket.)
Plankton: Noo! My restaurant! My beautiful restaurant!!
....
(The police have the Fish Freak in handcuffs. Everyone is gathered around to witness the reveal, including the rest of the gang, who were freed.)
Shaggy: Wait a minute! I could've sworn that the Fish Freak was Plankton!
Plankton: Nah. I say, he did a good, evil job though!
Velma: Correction: SHE did a good job! (unmasks Fish Freak)
Everyone: KAREN!!!?
Plankton: Wha-wha-MY WIFE!!?? How!? Why!?
Velma: It's all quite obvious if you think about it. The metal pieces I found were bits of computer that broke off of Karen while she dangerously masqueraded as the Fish Freak.
Fred: That's right. And the tube we found running all over Bikini Bottom was how she was able to suck people from land down here. That's also the vaccum machine she was talking about to Plankton!
Velma: The final clue was the 'Mark two' we found signed on the clipboard in the secret base. Karen rented the base under the name 'Mark two' because she is a Mark ll Surplus U.N.I.V.A.C robot. The only thing I don't know is why.
Karen: Isn't it obvious? I was always in the shadows, as a cook or a waitress or some silly computer who always hung out in Plankton's lab. But, I thought I meant more than that. So I did all of this to prove myself to Plankton as a true villain.
Plankton: R-r-really?
Karen: Yes, honey!
Plankton: Karen, you did amazing!! (hugs Karen) Your performance was so good, it scared half of this town to death. And she would've gotten away with it too, If you meddling kids weren't involved!
(The police take Karen away)
Fred: Wait a second, Spongebob, what were those balloons in your house?
Spongebob: Balloons? What balloons?
(Patrick, and some other Bikini Bottom residents, sneak up behind Spongebob, Patrick with a big birthday cake in his hands.)
Crowd: Surprise!!!
Spongebob: (gasps)
Patrick: Happy birthday, Spongebob!!!
Spongebob: Oh my goodness, Patrick! How could I forget!? It's my birthday today! Thank you so much! (laughs)
Velma: Wait, it was his birthday the whole time?
Daphne: Wow, pretty trash way to have been spending it.
Shaggy: So like, THIS is what Patrick was busy with!!! It makes sense now!!
(Everyone sings happy birthday to Spongebob)
(Scooby lifts Gary up with his hand, and smiles at him.)
Gary: Meowy Meowy Dooooo!!
(Scooby laughs)
END OF STORY
END CREDITS SCENE:
(Don Knotts is still tied up in the cave!!)
Ghost of Don Knotts: Hellooo? Anybody Still there?
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