Extradimensional Toothpaste™

Extradimensional Toothpaste™ is a new viral product that omniversal beings are using to clean their teeth. Yes, even gods need good dental hygeine! Smaller verses often get stuck in them, and a large buildup can cause toothaches. This groundbreaking toothpaste cleans 99% of all universes, multiverses, and archverses. 
However, corrupted verses being stuck in the mouth of an omniversal being may cause an oral infection. If you are an omniversal being experiencing severe pain in your mouth, please buy Extradimensional Mouth Wash™, our other product, available at a CVS (Cosmic Verse Services) near you.
(This page is sponsored by Extradimensional Health Inc.)
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