Parental Rites (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Sonic: “Hey, Amy! I feel like we’re prioritizing fighting Eggman too much.”
Amy: “Me too. I feel like we aren’t taking care of our kids enough.”
Sonic: “Hey! I got it! How about I fight Eggman, and you take care of the kids?”
Amy: “Good idea, as long as it’s vice versa the next day.”
Sonic: “That’s even better!”
Amy: "Swift, Ava, and Mia!"
Swift, Ava, and Mia: "Yes, Mom?"
Amy: "Your Dad will fight against Eggman today. I will be taking care of you instead of joining him like I usually do."
Sonic: “Good luck taking care of the kids, Amy!”
Amy: “Don’t worry, Sonic! Swift, Ava, and MIa will be safe, healthy, happy, and well-behaved.”
Sonic: he runs to Eggmanland
Eggmanland
Eggman: “Sonic! Look at what I got!”
The Great Big Arm Eggman Robo is revealed, but it collapses
Eggman: “Huh?”
Sonic: “Tails! I was just about to have fun!”
Tails; “Sorry, Sonic. Well, at least I can use the screwdriver function of the Prower Bots to make Eggman’s robots collapse.”
Knuckles: “And Sasha can use Yellow Drill to destroy any of your robots. Cover any of your giant mech’s obvious screw-out spots so that she can’t destroy your mech Spankster style.”
Tails: “Spankster who?”
Sonic: “From Jet Flight Knight Odyssey. Specifically the second game.”
Tails: “OK, then.” he writes it in his notebook
Sonic: “Who uses a notebook anymore?’
Tails: “I do. It makes me remember that I wrote all that stuff.”
Sonic: “Why can’t you use a digital pen on your tablet?”
Tails: “Oh. That’s valid. It makes it easier to read, better to look at, and makes me remember stuff as much as a notebook.” he writes on his tablet his notes on how to make his robots unstoppable
Unit 3009
Mighty: “Hey, Madeline. I’ve been looking for this doll for years.”
Madeline: “My doll? You got the doll I have wanted for so many years?”
Mighty: “Yes, Madeline.”
Madeline: “Dad, I knew I couldn’t be MAD-eline for so long. You are a great father! Going out of your way to give me the doll I wanted 1 year ago? That’s awesome!” she hugs Mighty
Muscle: “That’s sweet as a gummy!”
Madeline: “Which is why I literally carried a bear into the house. I mean I didn’t want my appreciation and love for you to sound insincere, Dad, but I’m pretty sure this would be funny.”
The bear eats gummies
Muscle: “He’s a gummy bear! He’s a gummy-“
Mighty: he puts his hand on Muscle’s mouth “No. Please, no.”
Muscle: muffled “OK.”
Madeline: "We have a debt to pay Dad."
Mario World
Milo: “What to do, what to do, what to do?”
Papaya: ”I don’t know. Maybe expand Mom’s castle?”
Milo: “Not a bad idea to me.”
The two start expanding Peach’s castle by growing an even bigger garden than Peach used too with the magic fertilizer
Papaya: “Not bad.”
Milo: “What’s next?”
Papaya: “We turn it into a resort and a hotel in one building.”
Milo: “Going the extra mile, eh?”
Papaya: “Yes, and it’ll be 3 towers, with one being taller than the other two equally tall towers. But the taller tower in the middle will have 8 floors that are the mall and the rest are just for staying in.”
3 Hours Later…
Peach: “Papaya? Milo? What did you do to my castle?”
Papaya: “Turn it into a resort-hotel hybrid.”
Peach: “Wait until I resort to destroying your work so that I can reclaim my throne!”
Papaya: “Speaking of that, it’s in the roof.”
Peach: “OK, I’ll go to the roof.” she uses a Super Bell and climbs up the walls to arrive at the 14th floor, but then, she uses Super Leaf to fly to the roof and sits on the throne “Hey! This is even better than before! I get to see the sky and look at the world below me!”
Papaya: “See? It’s great.”
Peach: “I’m not very impressed though. This is just on par with your usual standards.”
Papaya: “Understandable, Mom. Also in the roof of the smaller buildings is our Air Force.”
Peach: “Unbreakable glass to cover this place, eh? Genius. Well, only you can break it to install air conditioners.”
Eggmanland
Tails: “Sasha is not here! That means I can destroy Eggmanland! Prower Bots, build me some mechs to get rid of this place entirely.”
Sonic: “Don’t jinx it.”
Knuckles: he grabs Sonic and Tails and throws them at the Egg Pawns
Sonic: “You’re Egg Pawns, but we’re the kings!”
Tails: “That’s even weaker than the pawn!”
Sonic: “That’s up for debate. I guess we should call ourselves the Knights? The Bishops? The Rooks? We’re not girls, so we can’t be called Queens.”
Knuckles: “Hey, I realized something! Why did you get the Prower Bots to do that?”
Tails: “Well they have ice beams. They can counter Black Bomb.”
Knuckles: “But they’re busy building a mech!”
Sasha: she uses Bomb + Rocket to enter Eggmanland by rolling on the Prower Bots
Tails: “SASHA THE PORCUPINE?” he shoots an ice beam at Sasha
Sasha: she dodges the ice beam and rolls at Tails
Sonic: he rushes to grab Tails and Knuckles’ arms and jump away
Sasha: she explodes into fireworks
Sonic: “Fireworks?”
The fireworks explode
Sonic: “Ha! You tried it.”
Tails: “I was lucky this time only because I was saved by Sonic. But thank you, Sonic!”
Knuckles: “Where’s Amy when we need her?”
Sonic: “At least with her, the kids won’t go after you.”
Sasha: she uses Rocket + Eagle to shoot multiple homing shots at the trio with some going to Eggman’s mech
Eggman: “Sasha is that powerful.”
Sonic: he runs with Tails and Knuckles to run away from the homing shots
Prower Towers Unit 3003
Amy: “Hey, Swift! High five!” she shows a hand
Swift: he high fives Amy
Amy: “Good!”
Ava: “Today I realized that I, along with my brother and sister are a side of a coin- no. My siblings and Curd are two- no.”
Amy: “What do you want to say, Ava?”
Ava: “I wanted to say that Curd is in the opposite side of- no.”
Amy: “How about you say that you three and Curd are two sides of the same coin?”
Ava: “OK, I got it right the second time.”
Amy: she smiled
Mia: “Hi, Mom! Wanna play tag?”
Amy: “Yes!”
Mia: she runs away from Amy
Amy: she runs after Mia and tags her
Mia: she tags her back
Amy: “Oh! That’s smart. There’s a reason why that isn’t allowed in a fun 3 person tag game.”
Mia: “OK, Mom!”
Ava: “Sometimes Mom can make stupid decisions, but I still couldn’t have asked for a better Mom than Amy.”
Amy: “Thanks!”
Eggmanland
Sonic: he boosts away
Sasha: she uses Cube + Quake to create multiple blocks with rocks inside
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles hit the blocks with rocks
Some Grade 3 students arrive
Curd: “You’re under house arrest for 1 day for committing destruction of property!”
Sonic: "I don't care! I am Sonic the Hedgehog! Icon of freedom! No law in the universe is gonna stop me from doing good."
The Next Day…
Amy: “Sonic, I’m next! It’s my turn!”
Sonic: “OK, Amy! Good luck!”
Amy: she goes to Eggmanland using a train
Sasha: she arrives
Samantha: “I hope Spencer takes care of Susan well.” she has a Super Wispon duel with Sasha
Amy: she back attacks Sasha
Sasha: “Darn it."
The Reptile Team back attacks Samantha
Mario World
Milo: “Well, that was our best idea yet. Putting painting portals in each place in the mall. 1 painting per room.”
Mario: “You’re a doing a so good!”
The End!
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