The Christmas Play (Simon Birch) Special Edition (version 2)

Simon Birch was in a Christmas play. He was the baby Jesus and Marjorie was the Blessed Mother, Mary! Simon blurted out, "Boobs!", grabbed Marjorie, and pulled her into the manger. A big fight started. The big kid that was swinging in the air got sick and he threw up all over Miss Leavey, the Sunday school teacher. Miss Leavey fainted. Simon Birch disrupted the Christmas play. He got in big trouble with Reverend Russell (who turned out to be the father of Joe Wenteworth. As punishment for disrupting the Christmas play, Simon was told that he couldn't go to the winter retreat.
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