Brand New Best Friend

"Brand New Best Friend" is a song from Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and his 2nd Dimension counterpart.
==Lyrics==
[speech]
Doofenshmirtz-2: Do I know you?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.
Doofenshmirtz-2: Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy.
Doofenshmirtz-2: Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.
Doofenshmirtz-2: Do you want some rice pudding?
Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross!
Doofenshmirtz-2: It was a test! Almond brittle?
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Me too!
[Speech not heard on the album, Disney Channel/Disney XD/Netflix version]
Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Both: Dominant race
I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
Doofenshmirtz-2: But now before me I see
Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)
Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller (music stops) 
Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
Doofenshmirtz-2: It's in this pouch
Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!
[Speech not heard on the album, Disney Channel/Disney XD/Netflix version]
Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah...
Doofenshmirtz: (music continues) ...Nothing...
Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out?
Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Doofenshmirtz-2: Oh, that's right
Both: He played Meap!
Both: Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)
Now that I've found you
Or we can be a duo
Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!
[speech]
Doofenshmirtz-2: What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.
Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. Eeh?
==Background information==
*Both of the Doofenshmirtzes broke the fourth wall twice in one line by mentioning that Meap was played by Lorenzo Lamas and staring at the screen while saying that.
*This is the second song where, generally speaking, the same person sings in the same song (there being two Doofenshmirtz with exactly the same voice), the first song being "Me, Myself, and I" by two Candaces.
*It's revealed in the song that Heinz Doofenshmirtz hates rice pudding, keeps spare change in case vending machines take over and thinks llamas and Lorenzo Lamas are weird.
*Doofenshmirtz and his 2nd Dimension self stand under spotlights that are the same colors as voting choices in the "Everybody Votes Channel" on the Wii.
*Amongst the parodies of famous duos the two Doofenshmirtz parody include Laurel and Hardy, Simon and Garfunkel, Lone Ranger and Tonto, The Blues Brothers, Sherlock Holmes and Watson, Laverne and Shirley, Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance, Lewis and Clark, bacon and eggs, and even Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.
*Doofenshmirtz sings "Comin' at you Fridays!" Phineas and Ferb's usual timeslot was Friday nights on the Disney Channel, though at least one new episode had been seen everyday of the week.
==Errors==
*Just before Doofenshmirtz-1 says "coming at you Fridays", an eye appears above Doofenshmirtz-2 for a split second.
*At the line: Or we could be a duo, 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz's horse has something popping up.
Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension songs
Category:Songs that break the fourth wall