The Writist

The Writist is the Overgod who writes the heckening wiki. The other Overgod is The Mathist. The Mathist is the one who created this everything (what The Writist calls the Infiniverse or Heckiverse) while the Writist is the one who plays with what he created; she (well, it) basically almost controls everything except for the heckening. She is also known as I, Me, or My, since I control this thing. 
The Writist created the Overseers of the Infiniverse, dudes who have infinite-but-not-truly-infinite minds and powers, to oversee the Heckiverse and basically do what they want, just to observe what they would do. She gave each of them a Sector (a galaxy) to have complete control over. 
She is considered to be a case of unreliable narrator syndrome due to her frequently creating Stockholes in the Heckiverse. She also has a limited vocabulary for some reason. 
== The Beginning ==
Shortly after The Mathist created everything, The Writist appeared and was given the power to manipulate The Mathist's creation. 
First, she created the Overseers, powerful beings that get to control some parts of the universe, just to see what happens. Some of the Overseers were like overgrown children, playing with the various astronomical objects. Others were like tyrants who had to be worshipped constantly. And some others were chaotic freaks who went to personally experience bloodshed. Even less actually cared about the creatures in their Sectors, usually just giving an outcome for some civilization. And even less than that cared about a thing called free will. 
Second, The Writist created a hierarchy to grade each Overseer in terms of how interesting they are so she could just have it in her pocket instead of trying to remember such things. Since she has a truly infinite mind, making a tierlist to put in her pocket wasn't necessary but she did it anyway, because it's fun or some crap. Anyway, the most interesting Overseer is God, a guy who gave his subjects the freedom to choose whether to worship Him or not worship Him. The Writist took an interest to what God did and decided to focus on Earth the most since that was totally the first planet in God's Sector with sapient animals (called humans). 
== Earth Watch ==
The Writist observed all of human history with interest since God allowed diversity of thought and action to exist in His Sector. She witnessed humans do many different things, unlike in most other Sectors where the people only did what the Overseer wanted. 
=== Earth Do! ===
In between years 700 and 800 after Jesus' death, things were getting stale for The Writist, so she created a class of human called Kilannum, guys who live for one thousand years. She chose a random German guy named Napoleon Bonapart to be the first Kilannial and then he became the Führer of the First Reich for a thousand years, kinda screwing up God's plans in some ways but He didn't complain unlike every other Overseer when The Writist wanted to do something. The second Kilannial is Abraham Lincoln of the United States of America, the guy who banned hypocrisy from America and eventually became the living martyr of the Rightists...
==== Speaking of Rightists ====
Marxist Leftists were the guys of the Milky Way that The Writist did not like so much because they were a result of a German guy-turned-horror-creature born from the heckening. Copies of Marx's books somehow made their way all over the Sector, creating more Marxists. The Writist thought that that goes against logic, so she created the only Stupidism classified as a Smarticism that she called Rightism (named after herself). The first Rightist would be a factual Jewish guy called Ben Sharpido who would DESTROY CRINGE LEFTISTS WITH FAX, PRINTER, AND LOGICA and sharks and torpedos. Sharpido would create more Rightists through his random "debates" with idiot Leftist collegers. God did not like the fact that The Writist created another rival Stupidism against Christianity, but, of course, he did nothing. Satan really liked that The Writist's Rightism would get more people to go to Hell. 
===== Aftermath of the Triumph over Marxism =====
It takes a very long time (way after the Purification of the Milky Way) for Marxism and Leftism to be defeated, and every living Rightist (who were exempt from God's Will) was happy to be under control of The Writist, who they called the Queen of the Universe. The problem was that Marxism is immortal and spread to every other Sector, though it really wasn't a problem since every Marxist in not-God's Sector would end up being turned to dust as other Overseers aren't so merciful. 
The Writist appreciated the Rightists somewhat until her name somehow was passed down through generations and ended up becoming The Mommy along with the creation of a sexy caricature to represent her in every sapient species. She pulled the plug and destroyed Rightism by erasing every memory of Rightism from every creature. However, The Mommy caricature remained, and she would see all the smut permanently burned into her mind, so she banished the smut makers to Hell Heaven. 
== Her Enemy ==
And that is because of the heckening. Created by the Heck Mann the Overgod, who thought it would be funny for The Mommy to occasionally appear in The Writist's mind from time to time due to her visceral reaction. Heck Mann is the one enemy of The Writist and The Mathist who revealed himself at some point. He lets The Writist (partially) control The Mathist's creation because he told her that he created the heckening and will let her keep on controlling stuff as long as she doesn't tell The Mathist. 
With that deal, is the Heck Mann really my enemy?
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