Susan Eziz

Susan Eziz (before adoption, known as Sophia Kaffee) is a seventh grade elementary school student at South Park Elementary. She was created by a Stokrotka678Multik. She was born on March 24.
== Appearance ==
=== cutout ===
As a cut-out, Susan (or rather Sophia) as a t-shirt has an anime magazine clipping (exactly an excerpt from the magazine "Animerica"). She wears black leggings, has a different style of hair (she just has it tied up in a ponytail). Susan wears burgundy glasses here. She was 11 at the time and she was in the 5th grade.
=== 1997-2002 ===
Susan here looks similar to her current version, but wears different clothes. Susan wore a purple t-shirt printed with the number "1", too large wide pants and purple slippers. You can see her hair-band here. Like in cut-out, she wears burgundy glasses.
=== 2002-present ===
After Susan's adoption in 2002 and name change, Susan's appearance has mostly changed. Susan has messy (covered by her purple cap) golden hair in a ponytail. She has medium bangs, which she plans to dye purple in the future long lasting paint. She is nearly blind, which is why she wears red-rimmed glasses (changed frame due to Susan's eyesight deteriorating). She usually wears a pink t-shirt with a white heart print on it, purple sneakers and flared jeans. When she goes out, she takes her black bag with her, in which she keeps all the things she needs (e.g. headphones, Nintendo 3DS, MP3 player, lunch or medicines for the disappearance of pimples).
== Family and relatives ==
Aline Eziz - Mother
Darius Eziz - Father
Caroline Kaffee - A caregiver from a nursing home slash foster family
== Crimes ==
Susan, despite being a rather calm and kind person, has a mischievous and pervert side:
Murder: Susan shot PC Principal with an AK-47 on purpose to make the other kids feel safe because he was extremely agressive. At the end, she gave his corpse with bones to the dogs to eat.
Vandalism: Many times Susan painted illegal graffiti with her team of artists, but she and her team were paid for it (even it was pornography). They usually painted on streets mostly reserved for criminals and bums. Her graffiti usually tells the truth, like "Scott Freeman is a fucked up pervy the pedo". In the same place, she gave PC Principal's body to the dogs to eat. 
Illegal Pornography Possession: Susan sometimes showed various things related to pornography, such as: fanart (so-called: rule 34), photos, videos, devices or books.
Slaughter/Terrorism/Arson: Susan, due to her love of anime series and movies, blew up FUNimation's headquarters in Flower Mound, Texas, along with all the employees who are thugs.
False advertising: Susan and Putata decided to sell Susan's breast milk and Putata's semen to get money for a ticket to Anime Expo in California. They signed it as "Milk From a Cow Farm", which wasn't true. Urine and period blood were also added to the "milk", saying it was "vanilla and strawberry flavor". However, it was Putata's idea, not Susan's,
Susan: "Dude, get a grip, you must be fucked up if you think we're going to sell cum just to get tickets to the Anime Expo in L.A. I won't do it EVEN for a million dollars."
Assault and Battery: Susan threw a frying pan with caustic oil on Julia Mendez. She also beat her severely. Besides Julia, Siroro was also her victim, but it was planned battery.
In most cases, Susan commits crimes for the benefit of other people.
== Personality ==
Susan is usually a nice and helpful girl. Caring, kind and sensitive. She belongs to the school beauties, but she does not notice it herself (she often has pimples on her face, neckline and breasts). She really likes movies and series like High School Musical, Keroro Gunso, Yo-Kai Watch or Cosy Corner. She often does not part with her stuffed monkey (which she bought at South Park Otacon) or the Nintendo 3DS console (on which she has saved all the things and moments that are important to her). She is extremely curious, which sometimes has unusual or strange consequences. She is a fashionista who always comes up with different combinations from the clothes she has in her wardrobe. She is admired for her talent in drawing (it's her strong point). She loves full moons, clear skies, sunsets and sunrises. She also likes techno, Para Para and Pop-Rock music.
Her current dream thing is a iPod Classic of 5th Generation.
However, Susan has a lot of complexes (mostly her weight - 56 kg and skin full of pimples). Sometimes it's easy to distracted her. She's frequent viewing of pornography sites, which she has never been caught doing. She's shy (she often gets tongue-tied when she talks to someone or stutters) and often does not speak or speaks single sentences. She is a punching bag of her "best friend" - Julia. Susan also has an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters. Her OOTDs or drawings are not always successful. Sometimes Susan swears like a cobbler to calm herself down. She also committed several crimes. Sometimes she self-harms or saying nasty things to herself. She is an extremely sensitive person and she is afraid of sports balls. Susan also becomes hysterical. She gets hysterical even over the smallest things, but the ones that bother her.
Susan has been loving the scene for 2 years. She also likes gurokawaii since the 1st grade of elementary school. However, she hates kawaiicore because she considers them total posers and clowns.
Susan in the late 90s/early 2000s She was shown as an orphaned otaku from an orphanage. Her mother had postpartum depression and committed suicide, and her father was a depressed alcoholic who died of a medicine overdose. Susan loves to play video games (she had a Nintendo 64 console at the time) and watch anime not only on TV, but also online and on VHS. She likes to play neopets and many other flash games. She began publishing her artwork in the 2000 on Deviantart (then it was evolving). She had a desktop computer and a printer in her room at the time, so she scanned her drawings with the printer on the computer and posted them online.
== Background ==
=== Talents ===
==== Art ====
Art is Susan's hallmark. She has a natural artistic talent. Susan can paint graffiti and draw. This is especially shown when portraying the role of "Insane Artist".
==== Languages ====
Susan knows the Polish language perfectly thanks to her roots. He also knows a little Japanese. Thanks to Polish, she got along with the president of Poland. Susan speaks with a partial British accent
==== Weaponry ====
She inherited her knowledge of weapons from her father, who works with weapons and has experience with them. This helped her shoot PC Principal.
==== Mind Reading ====
Susan has the ability to read minds. This is especially shown when Susan is a Mind Reader Susan.
=== Science ===
Susan is not very good at most science subjects. She's not good at geography or math, but she's good at IT.
==== Gaming ====
Susan can play video games very well.
==== Technology ====
Susan, among others knows the keyboard by heart and does not have to look at the keyboard to type something.
==== Sports ====
Susan is not athletic and is very bad at sports but enjoys swimming and skating.
==== Cosplaying ====
Susan also creates her own cosplays, e.g. for Halloween or fairs.
=== Health ===
==== Trauma ====
In the past, Susan experienced many traumatic events for her, making her highly sensitive. among others lost a grandfather, attended a funeral, was humiliated at school, etc. It took a toll on her psyche and sound mind.
==== Anemia ====
Susan has lost a lot of blood due to her excessive period. It turned out he had anemia.
==== Implant after vaccination ====
After the vaccination in the 13-year-old's balance sheet, where Susan was injected with the drug, an implant grew, which later exploded leaving a ton of pus.
=== Mind ===
Susan's mind is called "fantasy land". There are various anime characters or historical figures especially the bad ones (e.g. Mao Zedong).
== Relationships ==
South Park Elementary students - Susan has friendly and friendship relations with most of them (especially with 4th graders, who treat her as a very good friend, helper and answer to various questions).
Susan's closest family - Susan has good relations with everyone from her family. They are often seen in a heap, usually at her grandmother's house. Susan loves her large family very much, although she only sees some members once a year.
Foster family - We know almost nothing about her Foster Family (we only know about Caroline Kaffee). Susan, when her name was "Susan Kaffee", was staying with a foster family, with whom she last saw 8 years ago at an orphan's fair.
Putata - Putata is character from Keroro Gunso. Susan is his psychofan (literally). after Susan found the real Putata somewhere on South Park Otacon, she decided to marry him (unfortunately she didn't, considering Susan isn't 16 years old and she's minor). They had not only friendly/close relations but also criminal ones (vandalism and terrorism) and sexual ones (anal sex).
== Quotable Quotes ==
* "Go-go-go!~"
* "If you make fun of others - Fuck you!!"
* "I-I'm S-Susen uuhh Susan!!! I'm getting tongue-tied..."
* "Hey! I'm the star here!"
* "Btw"
*"I don't want to move my Caucasian ass"
*"I have a long patience"
*"My anime crush's quotable quote is: "Are ha dare? Ore ha Dali! Kono kichi cho-dai. Anta dare?"
*"Fangirlism, sex, masutrbation and Putata"
*"I don't know what I'm do wrong"
== Trivia ==
* Susan never been to KFC.
* Susan loves Jews (maybe because she was born on the day of remembrance of Poles saving Jews) even though she is not Jewish.
* Her favourite Little Miss and Mr. Man character is Little Miss Hug.
*In the future, she became a cartoonist and cosplayer in cosplay cafes.
*In some variants, the shape of Susan's glasses is different.
*Susan was an orphan.
*Susan can read people's minds. She can easly guess what a person wants to say.
*Susan writes with a fountain pen.
*Susan has a probably Polish roots due to her accent and behavious.
**Funfact: there is a mini-flag of Poland in the Stationery Bin by her desk.
*Susan does not like kissing, but very rarely does it, only in exceptional situations.
Category:Original Characters