It Is Showtime! Script

(The episode begins with an outdoor shot of the KKKK HQ, which fades into Sebastian's dressing room as Sunflower Slow Drag plays. The happy ragtime music is interrupted by Sebastian's alarm clock buzzing.)
Sebastian: Oh no-it's showtime again!
(he brushes his teeth, cleanses his face and washes his hands, then combs his hair and cleans his glasses.)
Prof. PF: 10 minutes until showtime! Please remember to practice your tap dance to Java.
Sebastian: OK, Professor!
(He dusts off his jeans and polishes his boots. We cut to backstage.)
Sofie: Hey, Sebastian! It's time to rehearse Java!
Rosie: Let's all practice. My dress has been ironed and look-even my pearly blue Mary Janes have been shined and polished to perfection!
(The children practice their tap-dancing as JAVA plays. We then transition to Christy's dressing room.)
Christy: Hey, guys! I've got my dress ironed and Mary-Janes buffed and shined!
Matt: Hey, Christy! I've polished my cowboy boots and dusted off my jeans.
Christy: Amazing work, Matt! How 'bout you, Sofie?
Sofie: I've polished my Mary-Janes and ironed my dress, just like you!
Christy: What about you, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Well Christy, my striped sweater's on, my teeth are brushed and my hair's been combed-that bowl cut is SOOO handsome!
Christy: I know. What else, Sebastian?
Sebastian: My jeans are on, my cowboy boots are polished and my hands have been washed.
Rosie: Good for you, Sebastian!
Sofie and Christy: Ready to tap?
Sebastian: I know I am!
Sofie and Christy: Let's start rehearsing!
(The children practice their tap dance. We transition to Suzy's dressing room.)
Suzy: Hey, friends! I've got my dress ironed and my Mary Janes polished. Did you practice?
Sebastian: Yes, but it isn't enough.
Sofie: We need more practice.
Christy: Please turn on the fast and playful jazz-rock music, Suzy!
(Suzy turns on her pink boombox. JAVA plays as the children practice the tap moves that Christy and Matt recite.)
Christy: Shuffle hop step, shuffle hop step!
Matt: Shuffle ball heel, shuffle step!
Christy: Shuffle hop step, shuffle hop step!
Matt: Shuffle ball heel, shuffle step!
Christy: Paradiddle, dig brush toe heel!
Matt: Paradiddle, dig brush toe heel
Christy: Flap flap flap flap.
Matt: Shuffle step, shuffle step.
(JAVA ends.)
Prof. PF: 5 minutes until showtime!
The Children: Oh, no!!
Sofie: Come along with me and let's go to Matt's dressing room!
(Bongos play as we transition to Matt's dressing room.)
Matt: Hey! I've got my sweater on, but I've gotta kiss this pink T-Rex charm from my vanity drawer and make a wish to win. (kissing the pink T-Rex for luck) I wish to win!
Sebastian: I've got my neon red male sign charm. (takes it out of his pocket and kisses it for luck) I wish to be a winner!
Suzy: I've got my pink female sign charm from my dressing room drawer. (kisses the charm and kisses it for luck) I wish that I could win!
Sofie: I have my lucky black star charm. (kisses it for luck) I wish for victory!
Christy: I've got my purple shooting star charm I got at Swinger's. (kisses it for luck) I wish that I'd win a blue ribbon and gold medal for the best tap dance!
Rosie: What's with the charm kissing?
ALL CHILDREN BUT ROSIE: It's for luck.
Sebastian: First, a charm gets kissed for good luck.
Suzy: After the kiss, we wish aloud.
(Rosie kisses her blue heart charm.)
Rosie: I wish that I'd be the luckiest tap-dancing superstar in Metairie! 
(The children put the charms in their pockets.)
Prof. PF: It's showtime in just one minute! Get on the stage!
(Transition to the stage. The children tap dance with confidence and take a bow. We hear applause.)
Prof. PF: See, friends? Practice makes perfect and pays off.
Sofie and Rosie: Yes, it's true! We really did practice with our special friends and now we're awesome at tap-dancing! What do we all win?
Prof. PF: Well, kids...(drumroll)...you deserve gold medals and blue ribbons for being the best tap dancers in Metairie.
THE KIDS: Yaaaay us! We won!
(Prof. PF hands out the medals and ribbons.)
THE KIDS: Hurray! Long live Professor Pianoforte!
(Prof. PF waves to us, the screen turns black and the cartoon mini-movie ends.)
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