WikiViews/The Adventures Of Hungry

(starts with Nolan traumatized)
Nolan: Just when I thought it couldn't get weirder...Seth Rogen had to come in and sneak behind me
(Seth Rogen giving Nolan a squished hug while laughing)
Nolan: Can't.....Breathe...Seth
(Seth puts him down as David Spade is dressed as a sea monster)
David: ah it's not that bad you'll get used to it entirely.
Nolan: David Spade why are you a sea monster?
David: No reason
(A hamburger jumps on Nolan as it's voiced by Josh Gad)
Josh: Come on Nolan we can sing In Summer all-day
Nolan: Wait for a second Seth Rogen, Josh Gad is a hamburger and David Spade as a sea serpent I think I know what I'm dealing with.
(tomtom comes in and shows a letter with Bassco Studios on it)
Nolan: Wait a second? Bassco Studios? TomTom are you telling me that The American Dragon Rufio Firebender has his own animated studio?...and I have to review one of Dante Basco's movies???
TomTom: NOT THAT BASCO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Nolan: Oh thank goodness then if it's not Dante Basco? Then who is this Bossco Studios?
TomTom: Beats me.
Dillon: Wait the dog can talk?
TomTom: I can fucking now boy.
Nolan: yeah, of course, he can talk so TomTom tell me who or what is this Bossco Studios
TomTom: I said beats me.
Nolan: (looks it up and finds Bossco Studios) I see so it's an animated studio owned by a guy named Bossco The Bossman, Guess we gotta investigate his first film The Adventures of Hungry
(shows footage)
Nolan: (VO) This is an odd one where it said to be the first film to I kid you not 699 sequels, 699! How insane is that, How are they even gonna do 699 movies?