Paper

Paper is a thing that exists. It is basically a thin material of mostly the wood fibers on trees pressed together. Paper is very ubiquitous. 
People always write or draw things down on it. It is always present in books. It's also that thing that UnDollars are printed on. Money, contrary to popular belief, does indeed grow on trees due to how money is printed on paper, which comes from a tree. Paper is present everywhere. Grey paper folded up a certain way causes some people to break down crying, psychologists are not investigating the cause of this phenomenon because they do not care.
== Abilities and Uses ==
Paper possesses the ability to beat up rocks. It can also be used as a piece of aircraft once folded into an aeroplane.
===Paper Aeroplane Wars===
Paper Aeroplane Wars are random things that a group of guys do with some paper. Basically they make lots of the paper warplanes with paper and then throw them at each other. These can get very heated, with an 20% survival rate in a Paper Aeroplane War. One might hit you in the eye, so it's best advised to wear your prescription glasses. Another may be armed with machine gun turrets somehow that will mow you down. So, you better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming, tonight.
=== Use of Paper in Smoking a Joint ===
Paper can also be rolled up into a joint, because every now and then people want to smoke a joint. A prime example of somebody who wants to smoke a joint is none other than the Smoking Dig-It, who has likely been smoking a joint since birth. He earned his nickname for being well known for this.
=== Use of Paper for Wiping Your Butt ===
Paper can be used when scrunched up to become what is known as "toilet paper". Toilet paper is usually found in some sort of restroom and can be used by You when you've had a poo. With the paper, you stick it up your rear end to get the other leftover poo out of your butt, and then put it in the toilet and flush. Wonderful!
== Paper's True Form ==
As it turns out, Paper is male, and he competed in the first season of Inanimate Insanity. According to PatMat, Paper is dating OJ, but Paper has debunked PatMat's theory by revealing that OJ is actually dating Salt, despite their bad history together.
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