Percy Piggy's Lemonade Bath

This is a story about standing out; it was written by Canadian author, Bebe Jenkins.
== The Story ==
Once upon a time, there was a piglet called Percival; his nickname was Percy Piggy. His best friends in the whole world were Samuel Squirrel, Barbara Bluebird and Milo Monkey. Percy Piggy loved Samuel, Barbara and Milo as much as he loved to snort really loudly! Percy and Milo were thinking of something new that swine could bathe in; it would contain SPF, but it wouldn't sting! "Aha, we've got it!" cried Percy and Milo. "Lemonade Bath! Soapy lemonade that never stings!" Milo explained, "Pigs love to bathe in mud because it's just like swines' sunscreen, but our new Lemonade Bath has the same benefits of mud bathing-SPF with no sting!" Percy trademarked the idea, then Barbara and Samuel delivered singing telegrams, complete with an unforgettable song and free samples! Milo asked, "Percy, why roll in mud when you can use Lemonade Bath?" Percy replied, "Because why not?" and everybody had a lemonade bath to honor their new company, Lemonade Bath Incorporated. The moral of the story is: it's fun to stand out!
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