Texas

== Overview ==
Texas (also known as Texico) is a country that is in the middle of North and South America. It is usually the peacekeeper for conflict between the two countries, and is the Freest country on planet Earth.
== Biography ==
After the loss of the Alamo, a firey rage overtook the citizens fighting for America, enraged that the North could not be bothered to actually fight with them, and instead just said they were. Every creature in Texas was done fighting, and seceded from America, with the North not being able to fight back due to them not seeing anything coming, and not creating a Law declaring them it's enemy.
All U.S representatives were scared off, and all money given to come back was returned with spit on it.
The country quickly Rivaled America's awesomeness, causing President Andrew Jackson to commend them, welcoming the new Prime Sherrif, Boyus Cowlin as an ally of the Americas.
Texas became it's own force against the world, and quickly devolved into what it is today. 98% of modern Texas has been converted to a western desert, only the North half is regular, due to New Mexican settlers being accepted by the Texan Prime Sherrif to take some land as a gift.
== Areas ==
=== North Arbferkle ===
New Mexico's small area of land, converted into a regular 3 county area, walled off from the rest of Texas.
=== The Wildest West ===
The rest of Texas, a massive scorching desert, filled with pleasant, six shootin' towns, friendly folk all around, and Dangerous people incoming from Mexico, such as Drug Lords like El Diablo.
== Trivia ==
* In order to become a citizen and own land in Texas, you must own one working firearm, makeshift or not, one kind of rancher hat, and have proof of winning an argument in less than two minutes. This does not apply if you were born in California. You are irredeemable.
* Instead of having a president or king of anything, Texas instead has a Prime Sherrif, the number one officer of the country voted into power once every ten years.
* Texas is in good relations with New Mexico, Vegas Gold, and Illinois, New Mexico due to it having Mexico in it's name, Vegas Gold due to Arcaedo gifting Texas' 11th Prime Sherrif a pony made of rubies, and Illinois due to the 12th Prime Sherrif liking the movie Halloween.
*Texas has a protocol dubbed "Operation: Lone Star", where a GARGANTUAN dome closes over the top of the entire country, and massive jets erupt from beneath it, sending the country into space, should the Earth fall.
== Gallery ==
File:Yeehawboys.png|A comic featuring Payne, Ejay, Aiden, and Snark in Texas.
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