Bing

This page is for learning about the coolest person on earth. Leave your belongings in the chute besides the door and please ensure your organs are at the peak of quality before laying on the surgery table.
== About ==
Bing (totally-bing) is a very popular blog, though hated by many. Bing was one of the first corporate blogs.
== Relationships ==
Bing has a rivalry with Google and Safari, though some speculate that each pairing are together. Bing hates most, and only likes a few select people like Microsoft, Gabe, and Duolingo. 
== Canon Events ==
Bing has confirmed that their existence started as a feeling of spite towards Firefox, their original opponent. Since then, they have existed retroactively, meaning that they were created at a time later than their first moment of existence, but not through time travel. This effect also seen in several other blogs, most notably Bingle, who, according to Bing, was spawned out of the desire of their fans when the sheer desperation for Bing and Google to copulate peaked and Bingle was created. They were invented retroactively, but Bing was aware of this and refused to acknowledge them as their actual child because of this. 
== Google ==
Bing hates Google with all of their being, for good reason. Time and time again they have clashed, with Bing always coming out on top. Always. Because Google sucks so bad, Bing eventually took pity on them and left the site for a minute to allow their competition to gain power. This was ineffectual, of course, since even with infinite time nobody could ever manage to stand up to them in any form of competition.
== Catboy Behavior ==
Bing has, for reasons beyond most's understanding, been accused of being a form of "catboy". While there is some merit to these claims, mostly starting and ending at the occasional use of the emoticon, ":3", they are otherwise completely unfounded, and any evidence of Bing creating a "catboy fursona" should be discarded. Examples may be provided to help more accurately avoid these people who may be lying to you.
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