Fluffleberry Quest/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Fluffleberry Quest".
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(The camera moves down to Troll Village. Soon, loud banging is heard. Smidge picks up a tree.)
Smidge: Must eat Troll Village! (She growls like a monster and goes to eat the tree, but Poppy stops her.)
Poppy: Smidge, wait. (She talks like a monster.) Must eat Troll Village together! (Her friends cheer and eat the trees. It turns out that is a dessert made from gingerbread that is a replica of Troll Village.)
Cooper: Mm! Mm! (He looks at the gingerbread version of himself.) Sorry, gingerbread Cooper… (He eats the gingerbread version of himself.) … there can be only one!
Branch: (Eating with Guy Diamond) Gotta say, this is good, but nowhere near as good as my grandma’s Fluffleberry cake.
Poppy: (Giving Branch another gingerbread piece) Grandma’s Fluffleberry cake? What’s that?
Branch: Only the best dessert ever. Once a week, we’d go to the market, and afterward, she’d serve me the same size slice on the same little plate. Nothing was better. (A harp plays in the background.)
Poppy: Now is not the time. (We reveal that Guy Diamond was using his hair as a harp.)
Branch: And unfortunately, she never wrote down the recipe. Now, all I have is one last piece.
Poppy: OK, now’s the time. (Guy Diamond uses his hair as a harp again. We go to the past to when Branch is craving his slice.)
Branch: Each morning I wake up, craving it. (Branch sighs and goes to open the glass cupboard by pressing some buttons.) But if I ever gave into the temptation, it’d be gone for good. (He grabs his hand while struggling to eat his slice.) Classic catch-22 situation.
Poppy: That sounds awful.
Branch: Oh, it’s torture. (He eats his gingerbread piece.) Speaking of which, I’m gonna go stare at it for a while. Bye.
Poppy: Poor Branch. So close to tasting that memory with his grandma and never getting to. Can you imagine?
Cooper: Hm. No! NOOOOOO! Yeah, it’s not great.
Poppy: Well, that settles it. I’m gonna surprise Branch with a new Fluffleberry cake if it’s the last thing I do.
Guy Diamond: How? We don’t know the recipe.
Poppy: Simple. I’ll show you. (She takes out a chart.) We sneak into his bunker to borrow his cake, deconstruct its ingredients and bake a new one. (She spins the chart.) Easy as 1, 2, 3. (The chart stops spinning and shows numbers.)
Smidge: Underwhelming reveal.
Poppy: Come on. We can’t stand idly by while Branch suffers. It’s time for a cake heist, gang. Troll style. (Cooper puts on some oven mittens, Satin and Chenille pack some scissors, Guy Diamond puts on a red mask, and Smidge takes out a huge driller. She then drills on Branch’s door.)
Smidge: Yeah!
Poppy: Hey! I said heist, Troll style. As in, I’ll distract Branch with a song, while Smidge and Guy sneak off and grab the cake.
All: Oh!
Guy Diamond: (Removing his mask) That makes way more… (sings) … sense.
Branch: (Knocking on the door) Hey, what’s going on out there?
Smidge: Cheese it. It’s Branch. (She and her friends run away while Poppy stays. Branch opens the door.)
Branch: What are you guys up to?
Poppy: (As her friends hide behind her) Well, Branch, there’s a very good answer to that question. And uh… the answer is… (She drags Branch out of his bunker and sings A Friend In Me.)
(Poppy)
Friendship
(Satin and Chenille)
Friendship
(Cooper)
Friendship!
Branch: Uh?
Poppy: Whoo! Come on!
(Poppy)
If you’re down in the dumps,
I’ll lift you up
If you’re down on your luck,
I’m a show you love
‘Cause that’s just what we do
You get me I get you
(All)
Woo-hoo
(Poppy)
When your world is upside down
I will help you find the ground
When you feel like givin’ up, up, up
Remember that, if you’re a friend in need, you got a friend in me
We go together like…
(All)
Woo-hoo
(Poppy)
Whenever times get rough
You know I’ll show you love
We’re friends forever like…
(All)
Woo-hoo (Smidge and Guy Diamond have found the cake.)
Guy Diamond: We’re in.
(Poppy)
We’re friends forever like…
(All)
Woo-hoo
(Poppy)
Oo-oo-oo-ooh
Branch: Well, that was weird. Anyway, back to my bunker.
Poppy, Cooper, Satin and Chenille: No! (Poppy grabs Branch and spins him around.)
Branch: WHOOOOAAA!
Poppy: 2, 3, 4.
(Poppy)
You like the sun shinin’
I like the sun shinin’
You like to cha-cha-cha,
I like to la, la, la
‘Cause we are bestest friends like…
(All)
Woo-hoo (Smidge and Guy Diamond open the cupboard with the cake and it stinks.)
Smidge: (Carrying the cake) Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh!
(Poppy)
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na- (Smidge and Guy Diamond give a thumbs-up and the music stops.)
Poppy: OK, that was fun. See you, Branch! (She and her friends leave.)
Branch: Wait, what? (He grunts. Later, Poppy and her friends gather around.)
Poppy: Well, it’s certainly aged, but I’m confident we can still figure out the ingredients with a DNA test.
Satin: What’s a DNA test?
Poppy: A Dessert Nutrient Assessment. (She puts the cake in Fuzzbert.) As soon as Fuzzbert connects to the cake, he’ll compute the data. (Fuzzbert beeps.) Still connecting. (Her friends start getting impatient.) Still connecting. OK, seriously? (Fuzzbert prints some information.) Got the recipe. Now time to bake. (Later, she and her friends start baking the cake.) Swipe away extra flour. (Chenille swipes some flour away.) Then add that swiped-away flour to the batter. (Chenille puts the flour in the batter.) Add two eggs and beat thoroughly. (Guy Diamond adds eggs to the batter and uses Smidge as a mixer. Poppy pours the batter into a pan and holds it above a fire.) Bake at 100 degrees. Check that. (Later, she and her friends wear masks.) 1000 degrees. (A flower breathes fire onto the batter. Then the cake is put on a plate. Poppy cuts some slices for her friends.) To helping friends, the most delicious dessert of all. And also to the actual most delicious dessert of all, Fluffleberry cake. (She and her friends taste the cake and immediately spit it out.)
All: BLEUGH!
Cooper: No, no, no, no, no, no! (He runs to the pond and sticks his head into it.
Guy Diamond: Must get taste out of… (sings) … mouth! (He runs as he licks the grass. Satin and Chenille touch each other’s tongues. Smidge brushes her togue against a tree. Cooper sticks his head out of the water.)
Cooper: No! I can still taste it! (He puts his head back in the water.)
Poppy: (Looking at the ingredients) What did we do wrong? We followed the recipe exactly.
Smidge: Or did we?
Guy Diamond: Did we?
Smidge: Oh, sorry. I meant to do this: Or did we?
Guy Diamond: Oh, one of the ingredients was printed on the back. “Plushroom.” What’s a Plushroom? (Satin gets a cookbook.)
Satin: Hm. Plushroom. Pronounced “Plushroom”.
Chenille: Super helpful, sis. Thanks. (She takes the book.) It says in this overly-detailed cookbook that it’s very rare, and only grows at the top of the deadliest mountain known to Troll, Slippery Slope.
Guy Diamond: Aw, it looks kind of cute. (Chenille reveals Slippery Slope. Lightning can be heard in the background. Poppy and her friends cry out in fear.)
Poppy: Well, that’s it then. I mean, as much as I wanted Branch to taste Fluffleberry cake again, Slippery Slope is too risky. (Fuzzbert takes out Branch’s cake slice.) I guess the best Branch will ever have this this one final piece. Better sneak it back. (She trips over a mask.) Whoa! (This causes the cake slice to be sent flying into the air. Poppy’s friends gasp as it hits stuff and doesn’t get burned by a purple flower. They sigh in relief, causing the cake slice to be burned by the flower.)
All: NO! (Cooper sticks his head out of the water again.)
Cooper: (sighs and laughs) What did I miss?
Poppy: I just destroyed Branch’s last slice of Fluffleberry cake. He’s gonna be so devastated. (She and her friends hear screaming.) I can already hear his primal scream.
Cooper: I think I hear it too. (His ear moves.) Wait. (He takes out a screaming blue fish.)
Fish: ARRRRRGH! (Cooper throws it back into the lake.)
Poppy: Well, no choice now. I gotta go get that Plushroom and bake Branch a new Fluffleberry cake. (Her friends gasp as she walks off.)
Smidge: OK, enough with the gasping.
Guy Diamond: Poppy, think. Even if you do manage to climb Slippery Slope, what will you have to do when you get up there? See? It’s a slippery slope.
Poppy: Which is why I’d never ask any of you to come, but I wouldn’t be the best friend I could possibly be to Branch if I didn’t at least try to get that Plushroom for him. (Her friends show tears in their eyes.)
Smidge: (Wiping her tears) And I wouldn’t be the best friend I could be if I let you go up there alone. I’m coming with you!
Cooper: Me too!
Guy Diamond: Me three.
Satin: Me four! (She goes to her friends while Chenille stays still.)
Chenille: Urgh. Fine. I’ll go. (Later, the Snack Pack has reached Slippery Slope.)
Poppy: Make no mistake. Even though our goal is cake, the journey up Slippery Slope is no cake walk. First we have to cross the Banana Peel Bluff. (She and her friends avoid banana peels at the Banana Peel Bluff. Cooper soon slips on some banana peels.)
Cooper: Whoa! (He slides very fast.) Woo-hoo-hoo! (He slides into his friends and they scream as they slide. Soon, they reach Prat Falls.)
Poppy: Then comes Prat Falls. (She and her friends slip on puddles and they go down the river slide screaming. Finally, they reach Soap Sud Summit.) And last but not least, Soap Sud Summit. But in there, is our Plushroom. I’m going in! (She grabs a tree branch on the other side of the summit.) Huh! Ya! Huh? Huh! (He uses a part of her hair as a zipline.) Mm. Mm. (She lowers herself down to reach the Plushroom.) Mm. Mm.)
Smidge: Hurry. It’s gonna blow. (Suddenly, the ground shakes and large bubbles appear.)
Poppy: Argh! Urgh! Argh! (She dodges past the bubbles and a giant one appears. Her friends gasp while Cooper laughs.)
Cooper: Big bubble!
All: NO!!! (But they are too late. Cooper touches the bubble and it pops, spraying suds all over them. This also causes Poppy to fall.)
Poppy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Luckily, she is caught by Branch’s hair.) Branch? What are you doing here?
Branch: I had a tracking device in my cake. I’ve been watching your every move. (We go to the past to where he screams over his destroyed cake slice. Then we go back to the present.)
Poppy: I’m so sorry, Branch, but I can make you a new one. I just need… (She tries to lower herself to get the Plushroom, but Branch stops her.) Urgh!
Branch: Poppy, no! (Poppy starts to slip.) Poppy, you’re starting to slip. Grab my hair with your free hand. No dessert is worth your life.
Cooper: Agree to disagree, Branch. (laughs) Brownies, man, brownies.
Branch: Do not listen to Cooper.
Poppy: I can almost get it!
Branch: Poppy, please. I can live without the cake. I can’t live without my best friend. (Poppy gasps and climbs his hair until she reaches the top. Then she and Branch hug while Guy Diamond, Cooper, Smidge, Satin, and Chenille cheer.)
The Snack Pack: Yaaaaaay!
Poppy: Thanks for saving me, Branch. I just wish I could’ve grabbed that Plushroom to finish the recipe.
Branch: Plushroom? I doubt there was any Plushroom in the cake. Plushroom is what my plate was made of.
Poppy: The plate? (We go to the past to where Poppy put the cake slice in Fuzzbert.) But that means… the cake we made was… the right recipe? (Back in Troll Village, Branch eats his final slice.)
Branch: Mm. Mm. Just like Grandma used to make.
All: EW!
Cooper: I can’t even watch.
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