Unfunny crud.

“Finally, now I can have my cheese!” — Unfunny Crud achieving his ultimate goal.
Unfunny Crud (sometimes spelled “Unfunney” Crud) is the theoretical Omnipresent threat to the Multiverse, the Hyperverse, the Betaverse, the Alphaverse, the Underverse, the Gigaverse, and the Superverse. However, GODVERSE stole his job during the events of Comedytale, and so all of Godverse (not to be confused with GODVERSE) laughed him out of their club. Bored of them and his technical role as an evil sociopath, he took a long nap, only to be woken up by the events of S3, and go on a quest against the protagonists to retrieve the ingredients for the ultimate sandwich- which, when collected, would incidentally cause the utter and complete collapse of the Betaverse. 
== Backstory ==
Unfunny Crud, sometimes called Fourchan, was created when DarknessReaper9 threw a bunch of his ideas in the trash, and those ideas collected together to form a consciousness. Out of ideas, Darkness reached into said trash bin and decided to make this disgusting blob some sort of villain. Eons before the events of Betatale, he threw him at the AU, and he battled Ben-Ten-no Camila. No records exist other than Ben-Ten’s account (because it’d take effort to write), but Ben-Ten-No-Camila ultimately defeated Crud and sealed him away, where his antithesis, BITCH!!, had to keep watch of him for all time. Unfunny Crud was then built up within his realm as the ultimate threat to everything, only to get undermined by GODVERSE, in which DarknessReaper9 realized he’d just be retreading old ground, so demoted him to side villain.
Unfunny Crud got bored and so convinced BITCH!! to bang him- which doesn’t make any sense, given they exist as inherent antithesis to each other, but lets just ignore that, because opposites attract! Yep, without any further explanation, I’ll just use a lazy excuse to get the outcome I want.
BITCH!! fell for his deceptions, so he killed her and took the key. However, because BITCH!! was pissed at him for all of the above, she manifested a child that he now had to either take care of or pay child support for, being Lil’ Cruddy. Meanwhile, Unfunny Crud returned to the Godverse club, but they all just made fun of him for no longer being the real villain. Bored of all this arbitrary nonsense, he decided to take a nap with Lil’ Cruddy. How wholesome.
Unfortunately, BITCH!!’s spirit manifested, and cursed him to an eternal snooze as revenge for breaking her heart. How sad. The father and son snoozed until the end of S3, when 100 exploded. One of his bones flew so far, that it bounced off Unfunny Crud’s head, accidentally breaking the spell and causing him and Lil’ Cruddy to wake up.
Very hungry, Unfunny Crud went to the fridge, only to realize there was no food. So, he decided to get a sandwich- not just any sandwich, but the ultimate sandwich. To do this, he had to retrieve the cheese- which required him to destroy the multiverse if he removed it. But, having no morals, he didn’t really care, and so prepared for his ultimate quest to obtain the cheese.
== Profile ==
=== Personality ===
Unfunny Crud is very crass and nonsensical. Although intelligent on a technical level, he lacks any form of common sense. For example, he is under the belief that he has to get a girlfriend to make him a sandwich in order for his plan to work, unaware of the simplicity of assembling a sandwich and that doing so is not gender-exclusive. His crassness is the main source of his evil, as he tends to be apathetic to the inevitable consequences of his actions, hence why, when warned about the impacts his plans will have, he simply doesn’t care. Unlike HAM, Astral Mother, and 100, who were all gleefully evil and sadistic, Unfunny Crud mostly just finds the protagonists annoying to deal with, as he does everyone. The only exception seems to be Lil’ Cruddy, who he treats very kindly and seems to enjoy spending time with- despite sometimes calling him a failed abortion, slightly unaware of the depravity of the statement.
=== Appearance ===
Unfunny Crud can consistently physically alter his shape to whatever he feels like. He has two forms which he is known to use semi-consistently. The first is his standard form, where he appears as an odd, almost-skeletal figure with a hoodie and a bunch of scribbles on it. He closely resembles Fortran/Infinity Code in this form, but is noted as being poorly drawn or poorly rendered, depending on your viewpoint. He can make himself 2D at will, often using this to turn invisible. His other form is called his “Handsome Squidward” Form, where he appears as an anime guy. He wears a suit in this form, and is fair skinned with blue eyes and blond hair, and stands taller than usual, at around 6’3”. This is stated to be the form that he used to seduce BITCH!!, and he only really uses it for this purpose. Why he prefers his other form is unknown.
== Relationships ==
=== BITCH!! ===
His ex-wife, he murdered her in order to escape his imprisonment in the hole. How much he actually liked her is not very clear, although he seemingly didn’t care much for her, as he doesn’t reminisce much on having killed her. Although, he seems to have significant attachment to Lil’ Cruddy, who is her son, so that could mean he does have a certain fondness for her. She, on the other side, utterly despises him for betraying and subsequently murdering her.
=== Ben-Ten-No-Camila ===
Ben-Ten-No-Camila was responsible for banishing Unfunny Crud to the hole, and consequentially, he does not like her very much. Oddly enough, he doesn’t seem too sore over the issue, but still does seem to have something of a drive for revenge against the godlike being that is BTNC. 
=== Lil’ Cruddy ===
His son to BITCH!!, Lil’ Cruddy is the only person Unfunny Crud seems to actually like. He spends a lot of time with his son, often hugging and showing affection to him, somewhat ironically considering that BITCH!!’s goal with creating Lil’ Cruddy was to annoy Unfunny Crud. Lil’ Cruddy is also the only thing other than his ultimate goal that Unfunny Crud denotes any time to throughout the duration of S4, despite refusing many other attempts to divert his attention, implies he holds him in a higher regard than his efforts to get the ultimate sandwich.
== Trivia ==
- Unfunny Crud can count past AlephGoogol, but has to skip five.
- He hates Reddit quite passionately.
- Unfunny Crud and Infinity Code are actually aware of, and do not very much like each other.
- He was, at one point, Cthulhu’s boxing coach.