Doc Philenstein's Comedy Crates

These are Young Philenstein-themed prank boxes with manuals and props for several sketch comedy-style routines; their mascot is Doc Philenstein himself. The Comedy Crates were sold exclusively at Spirit Halloween from 2007-2010.
== Shocking Sights and Sounds ==
These involve spooky, creepy and scary sound effects like Doc Philenstein himself cackling madly.
=== The Props ===
* The Beastly Bwahaha Box-When opened up and exposed to light, this box will cackle with the real audio (done by Phil LaMarr as Doc Philenstein) from the "Young Philenstein" audiobook!
* The Super Screamy Mirror-When picked up and looked into, Doc Philenstein will scream really loudly (with audio taken from the "Young Philenstein" audiobook!)
=== The Practical Pranking Comedy Routines ===
* Cackling Craze-Show your friend your Beastly Bwahaha Box and watch their reaction when they hear Doc Philenstein's famous cackle!
* Super Screamy Shocks-Cheer up a sad friend by giving them your Super Screamy Mirror to boost their morale; when they look inside, Doc Philenstein will scream at them-just check out their reaction!
== Freakishly Funny Flatulence ==
These are farting sound gags.
=== The Props ===
* The Terror Tooter-This handheld farting noise machine produces flatulent SFX accompanied by scary organ music when its button is pushed.
* The Spooky Whoopee-This battery-operated plush fart cushion emits farting noises accompanied by creepy organ music when squeezed.
* The Creepy Poot Cushion-This battery-operated plastic fart cushion emits farting noises accompanied by spooky organ music when its button is pushed.
=== The Practical Pranking Comedy Routines ===
* Toots o' Terror-Whenever someone or something scares you, activate your Terror Tooter to reduce the fright!
* Smelly Scares-Use your Spooky Whoopee when you or someone else uses the bathroom; it will add humor to their washroom break!
* Poots o' Fright-Activate your Creepy Poot Cushion whenever someone surprises you-just to surprise them back!
== Monstrously Musical Pranks ==
These involve spooky, creepy and scary music.
=== The Props ===
* Bewitched Boombox-This toy boombox plays an eerily unforgettable tune when you hit play on it.
* Ghostly Groover-This is an MP3 player that plays horrific organ music when you hit play on it.
* Phantom Flugelhorn-When its valves are pushed, this toy flugelhorn creates terrifying melodies.
* Spooky Songster-This toy microphone sings out Halloweeny tunes in the voice of Doc Philenstein himself (as done by The Atlanta Opera's own Brandon O'Dell) when you push its button.
* The Haunting Harp-This toy harp has touch activated strings that, when strummed, play spine-chilling ditties.
=== The Practical Pranking Comedy Routines ===
* Spookiest Songfest Ever!-Use your Spooky Songster to lead a Halloween sing-along and encourage everybody to sing along with Doc Philenstein and you!
* Stringy Scares-Invite somebody to try your new harp; they'll be amazed at its bone-chilling tunes!
* Brassy Frights-Encourage someone to try out your Phantom Flugelhorn; when they push its valves, they're in for a fright!
* MP3 Magic-Invite somebody to listen to your new Ghostly Groover; when they hit play, they're in for a terrifying surprise!
* Boombox Bops-Encourage someone to listen to your brand-new Bewitched Boombox; when they hit play, they'll be caught off guard!