Let's Play Diner Dash: Hometown Hero 01 - Safari Café

And hello, everybody. My name is Takiten, and this is “Let’s Play Diner Dash: Hometown Hero.” This is the fourth Diner Dash in the series. All right. I went ahead and uh, created a new player, “Takiten.” This is the first time I’ve ever played this game so let’s try story mode. “Help Grandma and me save our hometown!”
Okay. What the heck? “Flo! So thrilled...” Oh wait.” (Old woman voice) “Flo! So thrilled that you could visit. I know how busy you are running your restaurants.” (High pitched voice) Grandma Florence! You’ve still got the Flomobile!” What? Whoa. (High pitched voice) “I love this town! I haven’t been back here since I was a little girl. Let’s do all the stuff we used to do - go to the zoo, see a baseball game.” (Old woman voice) “Well, I’m afraid our charming little city ain’t what it used to be.” What the? (Old woman voice) “Say, how about a visit to the zoo?” (High pitched voice) “Whoa, slow down!” They’re gonna crash. (Old woman voice) “Just-“ Oops. (High pitched voice) “Just like the ol’ good old days!” Aw, look at that, that’s so cute. Aww! Everybody say “Aww!” Okay, let’s go. Oh, what the? (High pitched voice) “Ugh, this place is looking pretty shabby.” (Old woman voice) Eh, next thing you know, those numbskulls in City Hall will knock it down and build another blasted parking garage!” Wow, this place looks like a dump. It’s the city zoo. (High pitched voice) “Where is everybody? It’s like a ghost town.” (Old woman voice) “Maybe some lunch will make us feel better.” Oh great. I see where this is going. (Old woman voice) “Aaargh! Dagnabbit!“ (High pitched voice) “So sorry-“ Oh that’s a guy. (Deep voice) “So sorry, ma’am! It’s been a mess since the city cut our funding. They’re shutting down the zoo.“ (High pitched voice) “What?! They can’t do that! This is my hometown!” (Deep voice) “I wish we could do something, but it’s too late.” (Old woman voice) “It’s never too late! Right, Flo?” (High pitched voice) “You said it, Grandma! We’re just in time to turn this city around!” 
All right. Whoa! What the heck? “Safari Cafe at the Zoo.” Wow, this is a weird looking map. It’s a lot different from- compared to the previous Diner Dash’s maps. All right, here we go. Level 1, “Safari Cafe at the Zoo.” Okay. Let’s play. “Game is loading... Please wait...”
“We’re gonna get this city back on track, starting with the Safari Café! We’ll need to raise a lot of money to straighten up the place, but at least Grandma offered to help- offered to pitch in and help cook up a few of her specialties. Let’s see how many customers we can bring in! We’d better start off with the basics first. Let’s play!” All right, I already know how to play this game, I guess, so let’s skip the tutorial. You sit there. What the heck? The countertop is over here. That’s different. What? We also have a lion over here too. What the heck? But there’s Grandma. She’s cooking up her specialties. I don’t even know what her specialties are. I guess it’s burgers and french fries, that’s pretty cool. All right, well, I guess sin-since this is a new game, they decided to put the counter over here on the side. This is “Diner Dash 4: The Hometown Hero.” Or maybe it’s just “Hometown Hero.” “Goal accomplished”, or “Goal completed!” I keep reading those wrong. I’ve been doing that all these years playing on the previous versions of Diner Dash, reading the words wrong. Check, check. Dishes, dishes. Let’s go. Expert score. Closing time. Ding! “Great work! We’ve earned enough to buy a new counter. The more we fix up this place, the more customers will-will attract. Let’s pick one out...” “Continue.” 
Okay. All right, I guess this one’s the expert one, so let’s go “Blue Tile Counter.” All right. “The Café doesn’t have any tables for four right now, so we’ll have to move two tables together if a big group comes in. To seat a large group, pick up the group and move them over two empty tables and push the tables together.” What? “The tables will split up again when the customers leave. 2000 is the goal. Expert Score is- or expert goal is 3000.” There I go again. Okay, you sit there. All right, our snazzy new countertop, it’s got like blue tiles and stuff. Match some colors. Get more points that way. Everybody knows how to play this game by now I suppose. If you’ve watched my previous versions of Diner Dash. I have never played this version before. This is the first time I’m playing, and right there I’ve pushed two tables together to form a four top. That was pretty easy. Not too shabby. All right, anybody else coming in so I can get some more chaining? Yeah, you can sit there. Doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo. No-no smoke for you. No-this is a no smoking area. Give me your menus please. I’ve got customers waiting. I’ve got customers waiting all day. Go on, Grandma. What was her name again? Grandma Florence? Doo doo doo doo. So we got a lion, we’ve got a monkey back here. Give me your menu, and we got some cleaning guy in the background. I wonder what he’s doing. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Burgers and french fries. Maybe it’s bacon burgers. Bacon and cheese. Please? All right, the restaurant is closed. Check, check, Who else is done? You, you, and you. And we got the goal. Goal completed. Okay, you’re gonna sit there, you’re gonna sit there, and I guess you’ll sit there. Guess it doesn’t really matter. Because we’ve got the expert score. And you just continue cleaning. You’re doing a good job. And what’s that lion doing? Do I have to feed him? Do I need to get him some food? Because he’s getting hungry, he’s looking at us. I mean this is all food for him over here. These people. He could just jump right over that junky little fence. It’s a wood fence, it doesn’t even have a guard. Doesn’t have anything under there. He could just walk right under it or jump right over it. It’s not very good. It’s not very safe. Check, check. Just mumbling over here. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Dishes, dishes, dishes. Ding! “Great job! Keep an eye out for tables that you can combine to seat more customers. There’s also a new zoo waiter uniform unlocked!” Oh I don’t care about that. Next time on Let’s Play: Diner Dash: Hometown Hero, we will go onto the level three. I’m your commentator, Takiten and see you all later, good bye.
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