Turkey Food!

Turkey Food is the 5th episode of The Count Desertstone Show. In the episode, Skirri walks in with a dead turkey and the crocodiles deliver it to a resteraunt and eat it there. Meanwhile, Xcer wants crocodile for Thanksgiving, and Count needs to stop it.
==Transcript==
Twotails: So, heres the plan. We teach Skirri fractions an-
Skirri: -walks in with a turkey- Mother, a human car ran over this and I got it!
Count: So much for teaching him fractions...
Skirri: What?!
Count and Twotails: NOTH-
Skirri: I know you two... fractions
Twotails: Your failing in it! Like you got a N in it!
Count: Twotails, that was last week. Now it's a big, fat F.
Skirri: Math? The letter F? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO! I hate Math and ESPECIALLLY the letter F! I also want to know why I hate Q also?!
Count: I know. Because it's obviously just an O trying to look all fancy with it's little tail.
Skirri: UGH! I know right!? I hate Q.
Twotails: And you hate the letter F because it's just an I with it's kids.
Skirri: Exactly! And O is just a fat 0!
Twotails: LOL! XD!
Count: Using text talk again?
Twotails: Yeah! T.X.T talk!
Count: Hey, -puts dead turkey in box- lets send it t-
Twotails: I have a better idea. -takes turkey out of box, takes it's picture, and sends it to the restaurant's staff-
Twotails: They just texted back and said that they will be over right away!
-doorbell rings-
Count: Looks like they're here.
Jacob: Package for Twotails Desertstone. And let me have that turkey! -takes turkey-
Twotails: -opens package- IT'S MONEY! HEAR THAT? C.A.S.H!!!!
Jacob: Have a nice day! -leaves-
Count: Jacob, possibly the only nice person in the restaurant staff.
-screen shows Twotails, Skirri, Count, Derek, and Xcer eating at the restaurant-
Count: Xcer! Why are you here?! And your at our table!
Xcer: Yes, and I want some crocodile tails!
Skirri: And eggshell =_=
Xcer: Indeed, the crunchy eggshell stuck to your head...
Derek: Another episode of "How to Protect your Young from Adult Leopards!!!!" :D :D :D
Count: -Growls- Not again...
Xcer: And Genocor's with me!
Genocor: Hey food!
Count: And your stupid hyena... I mean coyote.... whatever he is.
Xcer: -Throws Genocor out of restaurant- Forget about the stupid wolf!
Genocor (from outside): COYOTE!!!
Xcer: -throws brick outside- Heh...
Genocor (in small voice from outside): Ouch...
Xcer: Now, for my ultimate creation...
Count: A cloud with a chair?
Xcer: NO. A giant brick with a foot!
-from underground, a giant brick with a foot comes up and Xcer is in a chair-
Xcer: Theres another seat for Genocor, but he is in the hospital.
-Screen shows Genocor in a hospital bed-
Genocor: Ow...
-screen goes back to inside the restaurant-
Count: And now, for my ultimate creation, A CUP WITH A WHEEL!
-a cup with a wheel and steering wheel comes in and Count jumps in it-
Count: -drives under foot- And... -presses button-
Cup with a Wheel: Self destruct in five...
-Count jumps out-
Cup with a Wheel: Four, three, two, one. -explodes-
Xcer: AHH!!! -falls out of destroyed brick-
Xcer: I'LL GET YOU OVERGROWN FISH EATING LIZARDS!!! -runs out-
Count: Cup self destruct. Works every time. -winks-
-The episode ends-
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