Frollo

Judge Claude Frollo is a famous Disney villain known from the animated film The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He is the main protagonist of The Egotist Show, where he and his best friend Gaston, another famous Disney villain, are subjected to many mindless crossovers that somehow constitute as "art".
==Personality==
Frollo is a senile Catholic, and quite a hypocritical one at that. He, however, appears to have developed a sense of humor in The Egotist Show, and is known to enrage a lot of people and create enemies solely by existing. He is a huge pedophile, as carried over from the film, most visible with how he raped Madotsuki, a pre-pubescent girl, in the first episode. However, he now is shown to have romantic feelings for Bimbie. He states to himself that he is not capable of real love, meaning he does not want to be in a committed relationship, and just wants to fuck whoever he can get his hands on, just like the rest of the Catholic Church. He does not care for most people except for his friends, especially Gaston, his bro. He also loves to sing. He may have been gay at one point as he did masturbate to a picture of strong firemen as shown in the first episode, but threw it in the trash in Frollo Consults a Psychic. He is also a registered sex offender in his home country.
==Powers and Abilities==
Frollo's abilities are vastly different from his original movie, now having access to many incredible powers because his show is little more than a cruddy YouTube Poop series:
*Frollo is shown to have pyrokinesis, and he's able to use a wide variety of fire spells, from a fireball to an impressive blaze coming from the ground. He's even able to use this to give his punches a fire effect, dealing increased melee damage... That is, if he weren't so fucking frail.
*He wields a long sword which seems to be his primary weapon in most cases. With it, he's able to deal considerable damage, deflect projectiles, kill annoying idols, and behead anyone who criticizes his show's plot.
*He is capable of teleportation, an ability he likes to spam against his enemies, just like the final bosses of nearly every Kirby game.
*He is somehow capable of levitation due to a lack of originality, and can fly at high speeds.
*Frollo claims to be the real founder of Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., but in truth he was ousted from the company after being caught diddling one of Sam Walton's cousins, and his family has sought to assassinate him ever since.
*When Frollo, Gaston, Guile, and Bison unite, they can perform the Giga Drill BROker. Frollo and Gaston become the Drill, while Guile and Bison become the shades to hold up the enemy.
*He has the ability to access various Super Saiyan forms as well:
**Frollo has been shown to be capable of transforming into SS1 & SS2 relatively easily, but as yet, neither have actually demonstrated any noticeable power increase over Frollo's base form, so he's probably just exerting himself to take a gigantic shit.
**Any form beyond that, requires either A: major concentration to do so, or B: having the need to do such if Frollo has a bad case of diarrhea inbound.
**One of the forms beyond SS2 is an unknown Saiyan phase, which Chin simply titles: "Saiyan Frollo", where he becomes nearly god-like, and is able to defeat any opponent regardless of their power unless the plot demands otherwise (such as in Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker, where he is quickly dealt with by an extremely powered up Wilford, and later in Frollo Almost Finally Does It - Last Story, where he promptly got killed by a Corrupted Madotsuki... Haha, karma's a bitch.). In this form, he gains a colossal styrofoam sword as well.
**Though the phase is explicitly stated as "unknown", it makes a strong resemblance to the unofficial SSJ5 state, originating from the infamous Dragon Ball AF urban legend, as signified by the long white hair and immense power. One notable difference however is the animal-like legs and hoofs that he gains, because his mother fucked a horse many decades ago, and to this day resents her for making him carry unwanted horse genes and very deformed penis.
**The majority of the transformations (barring mostly SSJU), possess a commonality of rendering Frollo a glass cannon, as nearly every single attack Frollo has suffered generally brings him back into his Base Form, which is only worsened by how frail this old fart can really be.
***On the other hand though, with SSJU Frollo, he's shown to be able to handle the assault of God Wilford Brimley whilst trying to be able to stop him from raping Bimbie. Only really transforming back into base out of his own whims than actually being too weakened.
****However, even SSJU Frollo still has its limitations, shown by how he failed to properly dodge Corrupted Madotsuki's own attack and ended up with his face effectively cut in half, fatally wounding him as he watches his stalker die close by because he never stepped up his game, and the whole transformation thing was all for show.
**His most powerful form seen yet is achieved by wearing Mormon Jesus' shoes made up of Ronald McDonald's divine power. He has a red clown nose and a rainbow afro, signifying Ronald McDonald's gay reality bending powers, along with equine legs/hooves signifying the apex of his own power (although unlike Saiyan Frollo, this lower body has much more pronounced body hair & the obvious element of Mormon Jesus' shoes granting him his newfound power).
**He also owes the Toriyama estate royalties for his unoriginal transformations, that bland sonuva bi-
For other weaponry, Frollo also owns a Jeep called the Hellrider, armed with a manned turret in the back. He also has a birthday present full of grenades, ready to be tossed or formed into a giant rocket-propelled grenade (by Gaston of course).
In desperate scenarios, like a zombie outbreak, Frollo will use firearms, mainly the ones stored in his fireplace. He's very good at handling pistols, machine guns and rifles, despite not having received any plausible training with them whatsoever, and likely violating multiple gun laws by owning them illegally. He also owns a hacked Level 65 Charizard because he's literally that bad at Pokémon, as seen in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens with the moves Fire Blast, Thunder, Blizzard, Toxic and Surf, which is impossible because Pokémon can only know a total of 4 moves, you fucking retards.
But when all else fails, he will use a GameShark to cheat the system (barring Ronald McDonald, who was shown to be able to resist it due to being a "main character clown"), but mainly in CarnEvil... too bad it fell when he got to the zeppelin. As of now, Frollo has not found it intact or in pieces.
Once, Frollo was able to successfully call for divine protection ("Protect me, Maria!"), when he was confronted with Jupiter's Cock. A bolt of lightning fell from the heavens, mangling the Roman god's genitalia. That was the one and only time Frollo received divine help, so perhaps Maria only intervenes against assaults by deities from rival pantheons. Gods don't exist dumbass, and if you do believe in a God, then please read this book.
==Appearance==
Frollo is an middle-aged man possibly in his 60's. He has short gray hair (formerly almost black) shown to be quite smooth however balding. He has a large nose and a slim figure, along with quite hairy legs. His clothes consist of a long black robe with purple and red trim, black boots, and several jeweled rings on his fingers. In his formal wear, he has a black and purple chaperon's cap with red tassel and shoulder plates colored black, purple, and red.
==Relationships==
===Gaston===
Gaston is Frollo's best friend. They both love to sing, drink beer and troll other people together. He stated that Gaston was his only friend in Frollo Meets With Lucifer and is even shown to cry when Gaston dies. They both have very much in common, such as being French, singing epic songs, being really horny, wielding bladed weapons, falling in love with their respective female protagonists, being above the law, fighting deformed heroes, dramatic death falls and their epic mindless songs getting interrupted. Their friendship was put to the test in Frollo Celebrates His Funeral where Gaston had to swim the River of the Damned to save him, however he stopped halfway when he found out he was turning into an old man (This was, however, part of Frollo's dream). They also fought over Bimbie in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens. However, they both later realized that their friendship is more important.
===Bimbie===
Frollo is madly in love with Bimbie as shown in Frollo Tries to Marry Bimbie. Frollo even defeated her 1001 evil exes just to fuck her. Bimbie sees Frollo more as a friend than a love interest, however. The fact that Frollo was never able to get with Bimbie is quite the achievement, since normally Bimbie will diddle just about anything that moves. Apparently, she thinks Frollo's face looks like it's been through a blender.
===Stocking===
Stocking, unlike Bimbie, loved Frollo and wanted to be with him. Frollo, however, found her annoying and did not want to be in a relationship with her (and neither would I, considering how awful her characterization is in this fanfic). Stocking later raped Frollo, but Frollo does not seem to hold any trauma or resentment towards her as demonstrated through Frollo including it in his memorable moments in Frollo verklagt Hitler. Her love for him is further demonstrated through saving his life in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens - The Last Boss part 2. Nevertheless, after being rejected by him one more time, she joined and became the leader of Los no Frollos, but this was in reality, to only to lower the consequences the team's original intentions, as she still loves him because she has poor tastes in men.
As demonstrated during Frollo Almost Finally Does It, Frollo above all else still expresses interest with Bimbie specifically, but has been shown getting along far better along as a result of their circumstances. Frollo goes as far as groping her to surprise attack a Top Hat Wilford clone, which she then elicits through blushing.
While dying, Frollo was horrified to see Stocking be killed by a grief-overtaken Madotsuki. Furthermore, his sudden twitching that occurs proceeding her death heavily implies that his death may have likely came out of a combination of shock & the massive injury he endured from Madotsuki's spike dying in extreme pain and I doubt his brain would be working to process thoughts anyway. He died a painful death, he never scored with Bimbie, boohoo, whatever. 
===Hans Frollo===
Hans Frollo has saved Frollo, Gaston and LeFou by cumming on Scanty and Kneesocks, and Hans even gave Frollo a potion to cure his youth, but after being brainwashed by Hitler, he joined Los no Frollos with his other Cousins and enemies of Frollo. In Frollo Flips Off A Gothic Stalker, Frollo felt remorse over the death of Hans, but nobody really gave a shit about him, so big whoop.
===Ayumu===
Ayumu helped Frollo in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens - The Last Boss against the zombies and tried to defeat the people behind it. He however chickened out when Umlaut came due to how much of a pussy he is when he sees clowns. In spite of this, they still appear to be friends, as Ayumu did help out against Marco Antonio Regil and appeared at Frollo's party. He may be one of Frollo's closer friends.
===Tommy Wiseau===
Tommy was Frollo earlier friends where he annoyed Frollo constantly. Frollo seems to acknowledge he is an idiot and gets fed up with him constantly. Tommy tried to comfort him in Frollo Celebrates His Funeral, however. Tommy has also fought for Frollo many times.
===Guile and Bison===
Guile and Bison were originally enemies of Frollo as they tried to kill him in Tries to Start a Cult. However, Frollo spared their lives and they both have been long distance friends. They helped Frollo fight back in Frollo Celebrates His Funeral and even attended his party, albeit late.
===Madotsuki===
Madotsuki is also one of Frollo's earlier "friends". Though he raped her in the first episode, he claimed it was "in the name of the holy spirit" and is later shown giving her pudding to lure her again in Frollo Reviews Momo. She also helped out in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens - The Grand Finale and attended his party where she comforted him with his dream problems. Frollo and Madotsuki's relationship took a sharp turn when Frollo punched her to try and make the Wilftopus appear, and is shown that he greatly enjoyed it.
Frollo was later killed by Madotsuki, both out of her excessive grief, and out of a sense of spite for raping her all those years back. Serves him right, Frollo wasn't much of a "hero" anyway, the stupid pedophile.
===Kronk===
Kronk was a past enemy of Frollo, as an assistant to Yzma. However, he bonded with Gaston over M&M's and porn, and because any friend of Gaston is a friend of Frollo, he is now one of his allies. He later taught them to speak squirrel, though Frollo admitted that it was lame. Kronk then helped fight off Marco Antonio Regil and was the head chef on Frollo's birthday.
===Fegelein===
Frollo and Gaston assisted Fegelein in Frollo verklagt Hitler, a rare time for both of them, however they did it because of KFC. Fegelein attended Frollo's party and also helped fight off Marco Antonio Regil. 
=== Yomika ===
Yomika, along with Madotsuki and Ib, are seen helping Frollo on numerous occasions, and Frollo sees them as trustworthy friends.
After getting over a brief case of dementia and realizing that he was tricked by Ronald McDonald into killing her, Frollo was confused and bewildered by the revelation, asking who the heck she even was.
==Trivia==
*Frollo shares a similar first name with Chin the Chimpanzee (Claude vs. Claudio), which might explain why the author tends to envision himself as Frollo because he wishes his life was much more fulfilling than the everyday life he lives with his shitty sales job for Salexperts.
*In Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker (through his memory of befriending Lucifer) and in the original version of Frollo Reviews Momo, Frollo is shown to have died 3 times in a row ("Its the third fucking time he dies" on his gravestone), but a hidden text on the same gravestone in FGFbaGL later states it as being otherwise ("He just died once. The first 2 deaths were mere YTP jokes, a simple name given to a series of ruptures in time-space that collect universal data that mash them together in one nonsensical, forgetful event"). Later in The Frollo Cut, this is changed to the text: "Here lies the Nuclear Hero", on his gravestone.
**However, the text changes back to "Its the third fucking time he dies", once Frollo emerges out of his grave in The Frollo Cut. Whether or not it's a mashup caused by collection of universal data as indicated through FGFbaGL, or if it's just a mere error is completely unimportant, nobody gives a damn.
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