Great Babbie Rally

In 2023 when the solidly Team Red legislature of Texas decided to argument the falling idea of Cretin Nationalism by enacting a virtual abortion and female heath care ban. Every lawmaker that voted for it, turned up pregnant. Even the male ones. Especially the male ones.
The thing is a male can carry a baby. The mechanisms, well except for the womb and vagina thing, are there. The problem is that ectopic pregnancy, a pregnancy outside the womb, which every male had, is extremely deadly. The chances of survival for "mother" or child is poor. This left the Team Red pols with some unsavory choices. Carry to term, and likely die, you and the child. Get treatment, an abortion, at once, now illegal in the state, thanks to them. Seek magical aid unspecified. Yes it likely could help, but you have been all but preaching the whole magic=evil thing. Result, be a dead principled guy, be several kinds of hypocrite, or rapidly repeal your horrible laws.
That was too much. The pregnant men found that no Doctors in the United States would violate their law, even outside of Texas. Some fled to foreign doctors, and got reported on via their own tattletale system, as well has huge billboards. Some, chin up, risked it. Two thirds of those died. One announced he was going to get "That blonde bimbo in Long Beach to do something." She came back female with a Liar-Liar curse no one could remove, still pregnant.
The result was either by death or replacement 3/5 of the Texas Legislature were replaced, most by Team Blue politicians. Custody of all the surviving children was sued for by the House of Crafters on the basis that the parent was not suitable as a parent given their voting record on the needs of living children. They lost few cases.
Who did it? Very good question. Those that could investigate have better things to do. It was not one of the Greyhawken gods, they unequivocally said they did not, but were willing to write letters in support of the idea. Team Red is thoroughly butthurt by the whole thing and the fact there is zero interest in pursuing who did it.
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