Yo! Noid 3: Green Strikes Back/Transcript

This is the script for the cutscenes of Yo! Noid 3: Green Strikes Back.
== New York ==
=== Opening ===
The Game Starts with a View of 34th Street Panning to The Noid, Sitting on a Bench Just Outside a Shop.
The Noid (Narrating) Yo! Remember Me? I've Been Through a Lot Lately, In Fact I've Just Taught this Japanese Dude Who Thinks He's Better Than Me A Lesson... Finally, Back to the Simple Noid Life, 
The Noid Then Notices a Man Walking by Holding a Pizza Box.
The Noid: Aha! Showtime!
Completely out of Nowhere, A Manhole opens, and the Guy falls in, Leaving the Pizza on the Ground,
The Noid: That Was Weird, Anyway..
The Noid Grabs a Hammer From The Side of the Bench And Prepares to Smash the Pizza With it, But then He Notices That an Advertising Signboard has Been Vandalized with A Marker Pen
The Noid: Ok, This Is Getting Ridiculous....
But then he Notices The Biggest Prank Yet, The Freedom Tower has a Poster Saying "I'm The Boss" in Bold, Green Letters
The Noid: Alright That's It!
The Noid Grabs His Yo Yo From the Side of the Bench and Heads Off, Beginning the Adventure.
=== Coney Carnage ===
TBC
=== Bronx Skate Park ===
TBC
=== Construction Site ===
TBC
=== After Boss Fight ===
Both Noid and Mr Green stand panting hard after the fight.
Mr Green: Impressive, But you haven't Seen Anything Yet!, Behold, The Manic Minder! one of my most devious inventions
The Noid: Oh Yeah? I Got inventions too
Mr Green: Ahhh, but can your Gizmos do this? *Maniacal Laughter*
A Vortex opens, the Noid starts to get sucked Into it.
The Noid: Hey, this was never part of the Deal! oh boy...
The Noid falls completely into the Vortex, while Mr Green watches intently
Mr Green: That takes care of him, *Talks into Wristwatch* Faithful servants, TP Brooklyn bridge.
== Devious Dunes ==
=== Other Side Of the Warp ===
The Noid Appears out of the Portal in the Middle of a Vast Desert.
The Noid: *Groans* Where Am i? Green's Not Getting Away With This
=== Sandstorm ===
The Noid: This battery hog better get me outta this sandstorm! Here's to hoping!
=== After Boss Fight. ===
Natelie's hypnotized eyes return to normal, Indicating that she's been freed from her brainwashing.
The Noid: So... what's gotten into you, Natalie? You seemed a lot more aggressive than usual!
Natalie: Noid? *Sigh* It was Mr. Green, he used this machine called the Manic Minder to brainwash me. I couldn't control myself...
The Noid: Well, it looks like I gonna outprank that jerk once again! 
Natelie: Trust me, Noid, Green is ten times the prankster as you...
== Gettemland Alps ==
=== Brainwashed Kayden ===
The Noid: Hey Kayden, my brother from another mother! Where were you all these years, Oddball?
Kayden looks up, revealing swirly, hypnotized eyes.
The Noid: Uh, don't answer that.
Kayden: ME GONNA WATER BALLOON YOU SENSLESS!
Natelie; Uh oh, I Think Kay's Been Brainwashed Too.
Brainwashed Kayden Starts Throwing Water Balloons in all Directions. With The Noid Dodging Them.
The Noid: You Don't Think I'm Aware of that!!
== The 18th Dimension ==
=== Jungle Gym Jam ===
TBC
=== Rooftop Rampage ===
The Noid Parks his Skateboard Just outside a Door that Reads "Need Help From Kiki?"
The Noid: I've got a Strange Feeling About This...
The Noid Opens the Door, Revealing a Diaper Wearing, Pacifier Sucking Toddler Counterpart Of Himself with a Lowercase n on his Chest as Opposed to A Capital N. Smashing a Play-doh Pizza with a Squeaky Hammer. The Grown up Noid is Gobsmacked. 
The Noid: Whaaaa? No Way! I Looked Like That? Somebody Better Explain this to Me Right Now!
A Robot Nurse Rolls Across the Room And Picks up The Baby Noid
Kiki: Does Noidy Need A Change? Kiki's Got it Covered, Hold Still.
The Camera Cuts to the Noid, Who Is Watching the Process
The Noid: If this is The Past... I Don't Remember any Robots...
Kiki: All Done, You May Go Back to What You're Doing.
As Kiki Begins To Make her way out of the Room, She Notices The Noid.
Kiki: Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! 
A Flyswatter Comes Out of the Robot Nurse Maid and hits The Noid, Sending Him Flying Through an Open window before Eventually landing on the Roof
=== After Boss Fight ===
The trio stand over Noidy, who's now crying on the floor after beig broken free from Mr. Green's Manic Minder.
The Noid: Sheeesh, who knew I had such lungs!
Kayden: Natalie, you're the lady, do something!
Natalie picks up Noidy and starts rocking him back and forth, calming him down. then gives him his pacifier
The Noid: Natalie, How'd You Do That?
Natalie: Funny you Should Ask Noid, Zeta Kappa Delta had a Baby Simulator Program, So Know What I'm Doing, You Have to Admit, He is Very cute.
Kiki Rolls over to the Quartet.
Kiki: Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
Kiki Prepares to Swat them, Until She Notices Noidy Sleeping in Natalie's Arms.
Kiki: Noidy Seems to Like You, I Won't Kick you Out. in Fact, Kiki will Answer your Questions.
The Noid: We Have a Question, Where are We and How do we Get to Hypno Hans' Castle?
Kiki: You're In the 18th Dimension, Home To Baby Counterparts of Many a Familiar Face. As for Hypno Hans' Castle, Does Not Compute. But You can get to Gettemland By Going through That Rift over there.
Kiki Points to a Dimensional Rift That Just Appears in the Hallway.
Kayden: Well, That's All Well and Good, But Can we take Little Noidy Here?, Considering he Doesn't Cry up a Storm Again.
Kiki, I Don't See Why Not.
== Hypno Kingdom ==
=== A-Maze-Ing! ===
The Trio Arrive at Hypno Hans' Castle, Which is Guarded by A Giant Hedge Maze.
Kayden: How in The Hallibut Are we Supposed to find out way Outta there!
Then They Notice Noidy Standing Straight up With Wide Eyes, Natalie Runs Over To Them
Natalie: Noidy, you Know The Way Out?
But Natalie Didn't Pick Up The Clues, The Sound of Something Hitting a Soft Surface is Heard And Natalie Nearly Falls over from the Sudden Odor
Natalie: Whoa, Guess You're None The Wiser, Any Volunteers?
Kayden: Hey! Isn't That Your Job?!
The Noid: Uck, Guess He's Me, Just Make Sure you Teach Me How Nat.
== Clay Portland ==
=== Vinton's Vault ===
Natalie (Off Screen) What Big Lips you Have, y'know That's Considered Incorrect Nowadays.
Natelie Was Talking to the Electro Brain From the 1974 Claymation Short Film, Closed Mondays.
Kayden. What's up With Clunky Over there?
Noid Turns on The Switch, Activating the Robot
Electro Brain. Thank you for turning me on, I am a replica of the Model 505 Type P Electro Brain equipped with quasi historical input which is proved infallible and advancing reason quotients for and above that of my inferior humanoid creators, now that you have activated my energy cells I will proceed to carry out the infinite mutations for which i was programmed. I Am a *Stutters* replica *Stutters* Short circuit, Program does not know short short, Compute, Correct error key Muta... Muta... mutations mutations metamorphical mutations, mutations, reversal comparative mutations, mutations metamorphology potential program caution. As the World turns 6 O'clock news that's the way it is. Mutations, mutations, Metamorphological mutations by the Resistors the resistors breathing *studders*
The Robot Melts into an indistinguishable lump of wet clay.
The Noid: I Didn't Get any Part of that.
Kayden. Blabbermouth computer!
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