Planning Out

This is the 26th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 12th episode of season 2.
(Episode starts with Hoopla at a desk, rolling out papers)
Hoopla: Ok, that’s all good, this should all work out in the end.
(A person comes through the door)
Person: Mr. Hoopla, it’s time for the meeting. Are those your plans?
Hoopla: Plans? No, I have those in my bag.
Person: Then what are those?
Hoopla: Items for my shopping list.
Person: Shopping list for what?
Hoopla: That's classified. (He puts the papers away and stands up) Ok, I’ll go to the meeting now.
(Hoopla enters the meeting, where several other people are sitting at a very long desk)
Hoopla: Wow that's a very long desk. Is it for gaming? I brought Animal Crossing New Horizons!
Person 1: No, it's not for video games. It's for very important political stuff.
Person 2: Who even is this guy? Did we allow him here?
Bernie Swanders: Yes, we did. I made him commander of the army as he’s the only one with a battle plan to stop these aliens. And it was either him or Joe Smchiden.
Hoopla: Indeed, I do have a plan. It’s all here in this bag. But before I say them, I have a few people to get in here.
(Hoopla opens the door, and tons of people walk inside.)
Zoopla: Hello, I’m Hoopla’s mom.
Woopla: what the where am i this isn't the bar
Boopla: Yes, it’s me, the critically acclaimed rapper, Boopla.
Carl: And I’m Boopla’s friend! You may have heard of me, manager of Krabby O’ Mondays...anyone?
Hoopla: More like Krappy O’ Mondays. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scooter: Hawhawhawhawhaw that’s a gnarly joke dude.
(The entire Oopla-Tribe bursts through)
Oopla-Tribe: Oopla-Doopla Doopla-de-doo, we were paid to be here with you!
Hoopla: Ok, I think that’s everyone.
Bernie Swanders: Wow, that’s a lot of people needed for this plan.
Hoopla: Better safe than sorry, I always say.
Everyone except Hoopla and the politics people: No you don't. You always say 'HOOPLA', not 'better safe than sorry'.
Hoopla: o.
Bernie Swanders: Anyway, what is your plan?
Hoopla: Well, as you may have noticed, we have 3 days till this alien invasion, which ain’t a lot of time. That’s why instead of doing the long process of writing out my plans, I drew them instead! (he rolls out his plans which have a bunch of poorly drawn drawings on them)
Bernie Swanders: (examining closely) Uh, I don’t quite understand this.
Hoopla: You see, Boopla will sing to the aliens to distract them, and then I will bring out my big bang bang gun and shoot the king in the head, winning the war. Simple, right?
Bernie Swanders: Hoopla, this is a horrible plan! We know nothing about these aliens, not even their name! You think a normal gun can kill them?
Hoopla: You see it’s not a normal gun, it’ll be a super cool gun made out of materials from the forest on this beach!
Bernie Swanders: How would that even work? And who’s gonna get those materials? The forest is uncharted.
Hoopla: Well, the Oopla-Tribe live in the forest, so they can get some materials.
Oopla-Tribe: Right on it sir! (They all rush out while trampling each other because they’re all so excited)
Hoopla: See? This will be fine. 
Bernie Swanders: (standing up) Well gentlemen, it has been an honor serving you for exactly 24 hours, but I’m afraid to say we’re all doomed.
(silence)
Bernie Swanders: You are allowed to panic.
(Complete ruckus happens. Chairs are thrown, people are biting and screaming, fistfights on one side, and inappropriate things on the other. It’s everyone for themselves.)
Hoopla: Huh.
Boopla: Wow, this would be even more insane if some demons were here.
Demon: You called boss?
Boopla: Uh, sure...go ahead.
(The demon breathes fire everywhere)
Everyone: AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Hoopla: I wonder how it could get any worse.
(The roof collapses on them, people start screaming even more)
Hoopla: EVERYBODY QUIET!
(Everyone looks at Hoopla)
Hoopla: Are we just gonna panic all day or actually do anything else? I mean, this is AMERICA!...well technically not since we’re not in the country of America, but Bikini Atoll is controlled by America...SO IT COUNTS!
Government worker: Wow...the green idiot’s right!
Bernie Swanders: This still doesn’t change the fact you don’t have a good plan.
(Everyone immediately gets disappointed, and all slump down onto their chairs)
Person: Let’s face it, there’s no point in trying.
Scooter: Aw clamety crap.
(Scooter walks over to Hoopla)
Scooter: Heya Hoopla, can I talk to you?
Hoopla: Uh, sure... 
Scooter: Well, with you being the commander here, and the only one I know, I thought I’d tell you.
Hoopla: Ok, spit it out!
Scooter: To be honest… I feel like I’ve wasted my life. All I’ve done is make fun of people. 
Hoopla: (talking to himself) Yeah, I know from experience-
Scooter: What did you say?
Hoopla: NOTHING! Continue.
Scooter: Well, with the world ending in 3 days, I’ve realized that. I hope in this final trilogy of days, I can do something good, worthwhile in my life. Even if it hurts me, I just want to do something for the greater good.
Hoopla: Damn, that’s deep. Thanks for telling me Scooter.
Scooter: Yeah, it feels good to let it out.
Hoopla: I can sorta relate...I mean, sure I did stop Alpooh, but doing so I caused this invasion. It kinda makes me a villain of some sort. Scooter, what’s your opinion on all of this, including what you said?
Scooter: ...Heh heh, foreshadowing, am I right? Oh who am I kidding.
Hoopla: Good response. All we can do now...is wait.
(Cut to the Oopla-Tribe in the woods)
Coopla: Oopla-Goopla Toopla!
Voopla: What? Speak English!
Coopla: I was trying to say that I found a UFO stuck in a tree.
Voopla: You know how dumb you sound, right?
Coopla: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Loopla: UFO in a tree? I’m not believing that. You’re just trying to give us hope.
Coopla: No, I can prove it!
Aoopla: Alright then. Lead the way!
(The Oopla-Tripe follows Coopla to the supposed UFO)
Coopla: Here it is!
Aoopla: I ain’t seeing anything.
Coopla: That’s because you’re probably blind or something.
Aoopla: I like to consider myself delusional.
Loopla: You can’t even make a good excuse for nothing being there!
Coopla: Y’know, it probably fell out of the tree and went behind this bush.
(They go behind the bush)
Coopla: Look! That’s the UFO!
Loopla: And I’m wrong. Great.
Coopla: We should probably search inside here.
(The Oopla-Tribe search inside)
Aoopla: I found a picture of them! They have a pretty gnarly mohawk, dude.
Voopla: But the slime is a bit weird.
Loopla: Their name is the Oobglo! Sounds a bit like Oopla. Weird coincidence.
Soopla: Wow, this spaceship has so much advanced technology! If we give this to the army, they can probably have a chance at winning!
Loopla: Should we though? We have no idea what we’re getting into. For all we know, the world could turn into a giant pizza pie.
Soopla: Nonsense, nothing will happen.
Loopla: If you say so… 
(The Oopla-Tribe gathers all the equipment from the spaceship, and returns to the army)
Bernie Swanders: Now that we know we’re all doomed, I should do something I should’ve done a long time ago. (he starts to take his shirt off when the Oopla-Tribe comes through with insane equipment) WHAT THE-
Oopla-Tribe: Yep! We found this in a crashed UFO in the woods!
Hoopla: Oh, thank the almighty hoopla! We have hope!
Bernie Swanders: You really think this fancy tech can do it?
Hoopla: Well, considering that the heroes always win in kid shows, I’m sure of it.
Bernie Swanders: Ok then. We have 3 days to prepare everyone, let’s get to it!
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
(end)
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