Evil404 Snass

“Haha, I’m so evil.”
-Evil404 snass after airdropping pictures of drugs to a person undergoing ketamine withdrawal.
Evil404 is a joke character made to make fun of the endless stream of Error404!Sans clones.
== Backstory ==
Somewhere in the infinite Omniverse full of oddity and randomness, there existed an AU where Sans was satanist. No, he wasn’t some pure evil theistic satanist, nor was he doing it out of some weird rejectionist movement. He simply did so because had a raging slew of ‘intimate feelings’(to keep it nice and SOMEWHAT squeaky clean) for vizziepop’s characters. Sans was the lowest of the low in this AU. He had no Gaster or parental figure to guide him, Papyrus didn’t exist, and no one really cared to speak to him…for obvious reasons considering he reeked of Internet coomer. I mean shit, that’s essentially what he was considering he watched NSFW content all day and would make the most God-awful, degenerate posts imaginable on Reddit pertaining to his fantasies.
His obvious lack of integrity or foresight also led him to doing drugs. He hit the stuff HARD. Five heroin shoot-ups a day. His death was inevitable, and even more inevitable was the fact that he would end up in hell for being a weird asshole who would go on tirades over people calling him out on his opinions. He didn’t really have any redeeming qualities, and he still doesn’t.
Anyways, so yeah, he’s in hell. Hell isn’t exactly your standard Dante’s Inferno or even Catholic interpretation here though. I mean, it’s Godless, but they aren’t exactly in excruciating pain. It was instead just a really shitty collective of otherworldly cities ruled by old scratch. Riots happened daily, the infrastructure was AWFUL, the economy was in shambles, and there were no laws. Worst of all, satan would just randomly have people tortured on public display in the hundreds just for his own enjoyment. If you thought Sans gave a damn however, you would be wrong. He was finally in the place where he would meet his “hot demon waifus.” 
Much to HIS (and only his) surprise however, no succubi wanted him. It wasn’t just because of how ugly he was (which was something usually put aside considering the demons were eldritch horrors), but because he was broke as fuck. He made a semi-smart decision for once and got a job…I say semi-smart because he only got it to pay off a succubus for “services.” His job? McDonald’s. Satan worked out a deal with the manager of McDonald’s so that they could even have locations down in hell, how wonderful! He hated his job here, but his desire to get laid motivates him enough to scrape together about 1,000 MammonCoin, which was about twice as much as people down in hell had to pay. 
He giddily went over to the nearest prostitution plaza and offered up his 1,000 MammonCoin. What came next will shock you! (Not really, I just wanted to make that Dhar Mann reference). It was all a scam! The receptionist took his money then had him booted out by some guards there. Sans was PISSED. He called the police and got NO RESPONSE because this is hell, which has no laws, so why the fuck would there be police there? This ticked him off even more. Despite him hating the police for having arrested him for countless traffic mishaps, their absence in hell made him livid. His rage gave him the sudden idea to just merc hell and make himself the new king of it so he can get all the succubi he wanted. He had to be prepared though! So he watched his favorite animes so that he would know how to fight. After a day of training, he was ready. 
Except he wasn’t because he has no fighting skills whatsoever and learned his “skills” from fucking anime. He was too stupid and prideful to consider that though, so he went to attack the FUCKING PALACE OF SATAN. 
As you could imagine, it went awfully for him. A massive, hulking guard encased in the hardest metallic alloy available was in front of the entrance. Sans broke his fist when punching him. The guard just smite him without even budging, which sent sans into the Doorspace. “Huh? Wuzzat?” I head you asking. It’s a hall of doors that can lead to anywhere in the omniverse. You end up there either by chance or if you’re a god and can just go there at will. Sans ended up here due to sheer plot convenience. Even more conveniently, the first door he went through was to the bedroom of Error404. That’s right, I have him in this story because there’s no such thing as an OP error or virus related sans backstory without HIM in it. 
William was going honk shoo mimimi. Sans noticed his famous reality-hacking keyboard that’s totally canon and not just some new thing I inserted for this dumbass story. What was Sans’s first thought when seeing this? Steal it, leave the room, then go back into the Doorspace. The second door he went through conveniently led him to an abandoned store in space. He took a lighter, set the thing on fire, rolled up its ashes into a blunt, and smoked it. The blunt was so powerful that when he was done smoking it, he became another 404 clone, but guys, this time it’s original because he has deemun horns!!! He called himself Evil404 because he thought it sounded cool like the dunce he is and unfortunately became a god. 
Using these newfound powers, he ravaged the hell he was in and declared himself the king of it. But because he is an utter moron, he eviscerated EVERYTHING in hell, including those succubi he wanted so badly. He couldn’t recreate it either even when his godly powers because he’s just that fucking stupid. He wasn’t really sure where to place himself, but he knew he had to avoid error404. His methods of doing so? Working for Godverse. The comedytale one specifically. Godverse told him that he would recreate hell for him if he helped out, and that was an offer he couldn’t resist, so he hopped onto the bandwagon and did whatever Godverse asked him to. 
He usually failed though and was incredibly incompetent. He even ran away like a little bitch whenever Jotaro Sans arrived once. The only thing he successfully managed to do was spitefully destroy an Epictale AU out of jealousy, but even then, that just gave birth to another overpowered joke character today would become leagues better than him even at his greatest. Whenever Godverse was punted out into the further, he wasn’t sure what to do again until Space Mom from Betatale hired him out of desperation for servants loyal to her and not just to Cthulhu. 
Whenever Godverse returned, his contract with Betatale wasn’t quite over, so he had to work two jobs: he had to work for both Unfunny Crud AND Godverse. He somehow managed to pick up at least some level of slack here, but he began to realize now that he was just a filler-grunt type character. He hated this idea, but by now it was too late because he’d either get killed by Godverse or by Unfunny Crud if he left. I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t such an evil, annoying asshole. 
== Appearance ==
=== Normal ===
It's basically just Error404 but EVIL and FUCKED UP! What's blue is red and he has demon horns. The inner machinations of my mind is an enigma. His eyes are also Hyper-Realistic for some reason. 
=== M.O.T.H. ===
Evil404 has stolen forms from error404 made completely original forms for himself not anywhere near resembling Error404's. In his M.O.T.H. form not much changes. He just gets a red, fluffy scarf thing that has red wings coming from it. Oh right, and the wings have eyes on them. But guys, guys! This totally isn’t Butterflt404, it’s original!!!!!
== Personality ==
Oh boy, this dude's an edgy mess. Evil404 has the classic "I'm always right," narcissist mentality and usually picks fights that he bitches away from. He’s very obnoxious and always talks about things that are either annoying, discomforting, or enraging. He has no sense of self-insight and simply believes he is the greatest. If a cartoonishly bad quality exists, he has it. 
== Abilities ==
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|-| Base Form =
=== Edgelord Blasters ===
Perhaps we envision differently what the “edgiest Gaster blaster imaginable” looks like. Regardless of whatever it may be, he has it.
=== Comically Edgy Bones ===
His edge has manifested into literal edges, meaning that his bones are very sharp.
=== Green soul ===
It goes without saying that Evil404 is an idiot. However what if I told you that he was so incredibly stupid that he forgot how to use the blue soul and accidentally replaced it with the green soul, allowing his enemies to block his own attacks.
=== Exploits ===
Evil404 doesn’t actually know how to hack, mainly because he’s a dumbass. However, with the help of a certain something, he managed to have a very overly simplified menu of exploits. Whatever those exploits are are up to you, but I do hope you don’t think of them as too overpowered, he’s not smart enough to use it to that caliber.
=== BLUODY!!!! Strings ===
Evil404, being the edgelord he is, couldn’t have normal fucking strings. As such, he somehow managed to be able to make and use strings made out of blood. I’m not really sure how he did this. They aren’t made from anyone’s blood or anything because he never wins. It can’t be his blood because he doesn’t have any. I’m honestly convinced that he only managed to do this through sheer edge.
=== SHUT UP LOSER, RED Laser!!!! ===
You know, if Evil404 had a single brain cell, he would have called this attack Devil Ray since it’s a parody of the god ray. I don’t need to explain why he hasn’t though. It’s just a red, severely nerfed version of the god ray.
|-| M.O.T.H. =
This transformation is achieved whenever someone blares heavy metal in the presence of Evil404. It’s as simple as that really. The sheer power of edge gives him more power.
=== Imp Powers ===
Evil404 is able to somewhat wield the demonic powers he has from annihilating hell. He has a shit ton of this power in his base form alone, he’s just slightly smarter in this form, allowing him to wield the bare minimum of his demonic powers…hence the name Imp Powers since imps are the lowliest of demons.
=== Eye spy ===
That scarf he wears in this form has two independent, separate beings on them, that being each end. These things are leagues smarter than Evil404 and are thus able to attack far more competently than him…which is unfortunately limited to mere eye lasers.
=== DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR ===
He can eliminate all light around him. How edgy and scary.
=== Stolen Trident ===
This is the most powerful thing in EVil404’s arsenal. Whenever he eliminated hell, he of course inherited the trident of ol’ Lucifurry. Since this is the literal weapon of the old king of hell, it’s pretty damn powerful. He can’t use it to its full extent of course because he’s an idiot, but it’s the most powerful thing he’s got regardless.
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== Relationships ==
=== ZOMG OPEE SNAS!!! ===
The two don't get along well considering Evil404 decided to be an asshole and steal Zos' ketchup out of the blue. Oh and he also destroyed ZOS' old AU cause he's an edgy asshole. 
=== Hyper Edgy Sans ===
The two get along well I guess. Evil404 has a superiority complex which pisses off Hyper Edgy sans. 
=== Troll!Sans ===
Troll!Sans is always trolling Evil404, which pisses him the fuck off. He usually kicks and screams like a 9 year old cause Troll!sans just laughs at him when he's having his hissy fits. This hatred was boosted after Troll!Sans kept on beating Evil404 in uno.
=== HAM!Sans ===
Him and Ham are "pals." Evil404 thinks he's cool cause he has deemun powurz but HAM finds him annoying yet useful.
== Uno story cause why not ==
Troll!Sans was trolling the Undertale Multiverse, like usual, until he got bored and tried thinking about multiple things that he could do in order to end his boredom.
Eventually, he had a great idea: Play a game of UNO!
There was a small issue however, as Troll!Sans needed someone to play with him. But then remembered about someone that he trolls a lot:
Evil404!Sans.
Troll!Sans then proceeded to break into Evil404!Sans’ house, and looked for him. He ended up finding him in his room, where he was arguing with someone in Discord. He slowly approached him and he then proceeded to scream into his nonexistent ear:
”HELLO EVIL404!1!1!!1”
Evil404 screamed in panic, which caused him to explode his entire house for some reason, also destroying his computer and stuff. After that, he looked at Troll!Sans with the most A N G E R Y face you can imagine.
”WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! HAVEN’T YOU TROLLED ME ENOUGH ALREADY?!”
Evil404 yelled, he was very frustrated because he was about to win the argument until Troll!Sans decided to fuck up everything.
“I was just wondering if you want to play UNO with me.”
Troll!Sans said, apparently calm despite Evil404’s agressiveness
”FINE, I WILL PLAY YOUR DUMB GAME. IF I WIN THO, YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Evil404 said, he was tired of Troll!Sans’ shit and just wanted the trolling to stop.
”Already then, let’s begin!”
Both sat down on the floor, and after lots of preparations, the game of UNO started!
Everything was going well for Evil404, and he was actually winning.
However, everything went downhill when during the match, Troll!Sans put on a green card.
Evil404 didn’t have green cards, so he tried pulling cards from the deck, unfortunately, he was unlucky enough to not get any green cards at all, and it eventually reached the point where he started raging over it.
”WHAT IS THIS GAME, DUDE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! GIVE ME A GREEN CARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! HOLY SHIT!”
Evil404 yelled in anger, after a long while he finally got the green card, however Troll!Sans who wanted to troll him really hard proceeded to put another green card, and guess what, Evil!404 wasn’t getting green cards either, and that would cause him to snap.
”I DON’T HAVE A GREEEN!”
Evil404 raged so hard he exploded and then imploded.
Troll!Sans won the match! After finally getting rid of his boredom, he proceeded to go back to troll the multiverse again because he felt like it.
THE END.
(Story by Mysteryman999)
== Trivia ==
* Evil404's favorite insult is your mom jokes.
* Evil404 is a mod on every anime server or forum ever
* Evil404 despises Virus404 for some reason.
* I made this character before the whole verbalase-charlie thing.
== Gallery ==
File:Evil404redesign.png|sprite by GreenPapyrus-AKA-Allan (formerly known as Green-Papyrus)
File:Evil404 Sprite by Blooper.webp|Evil404 Sprite by DaBlooperBerry. Cool sprites, awful person who made it.
File:Evil404 Snass M.O.T.H. Form by Blooper.webp|MOTH Sprite, also made by Blooper.
Category:Joke Character
Category:Comedytale
Category:Sans
Category:Male
Category:Skeletons