Nutella Shipping

Nutella was an original character created to combat a new wave of single pringles, ready to mingle (mingles?). Along with his twin sister, Nutilla, Nutella was shipped with over half of the forum. Specially created in response to a high demand for male shipmates and a distinct lack of male SAMBers, Nutella was the default shipmate for any lovelorn lass seeking true love on the MBs. Nutilla handled the male sector, but was not as well known because of the aforementioned lack of boys.
The first confirmable Nutella ship was with Arrow (Nutrow). All following ship names were similarly terrible (this author's personal favorite is Youtella, a lesser known ship between Nutella and you, dear reader). While any SAMBer could pair Nutella with a ship-hopeful, the three most prolific Nutella shippers were Happeh, Wolfy, and Bobcat. The three SAMBers quickly banded together over their mutual love for mutual love and founded the Nut family. Within this clan, Wolfy was Nutella and Nutilla's mother, while Bobcat and Happeh were their aunts. Blaise, an older MBer who briefly regained activity during this time, is sometimes named as the long-lost fourth sister. However, her familial status isn't well documented and this is not able to be confirmed. 
Triggerhappy Nutella shipping continued for some time until suddenly, shipping the shippable wasn't enough. The sisters Nut became power hungry, and soon, the entire MB was shipped with either Nutella or Nutilla. Nutella gained the reputation of a scoundral, playing the hearts of the starry eyed SAMBers like so many fiddles. His rugged features and <5mg of cholesterol (per each 37 gram portion size) proved irresistible to many, yet Nutella was never content with commitment. 
The droves of heartbroken SAMBers beating down the Nut family door on any given day eventually began to take a toll on his poor mother. After Wolfy fled the SAMB, never to be heard from again, her devastated sisters attempted to piece their lives back together and curb Nutella's rampage. Because of complications with her iceburg lettuce, Bobcat was forced to retire from the SAMB a year later and leave Happeh with sole custody of Nutella and Nutilla. 
Rumor has it that Jeannine Kellog's heart was broken so badly after her fling with Nutella that she became hopelessly embittered against Scholastic and wrote the Articles that might have contributed to the message boards' removal.
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