Chocobo Racing script

This is the script for Chocobo Racing.
==List of chapters==
===Chapter 1: Gadgets a go-go!===
====Act 1====
[A pop-up storybook for Chapter 1 opens.]
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Cid: Hey, howdy Chocobo!
:Thought I'd give ya somethin' dandy today.
[The page turns.]
:Cid: So whaddaya think, pardner?
[Chocobo puts on a pair of "Jet Blades".] 
:Chocobo: Kweh! Kweh!
:Cid: You'll go even faster with them "Jet-Blades!"
:I made a racetrack behind my lab here.
:Wanna take 'em out fer a spin?
[The page turns.]
:Cid: Sooo, ya ready to roll?
:The button is fer ACCELERATION and the button is fer BRAKES.
:Pushin' both buttons at the same time while turnin' allows ya to SKID, kid!
:(Fer those who know their racin', they'll soon get the DRIFT!)
:If ya get stuck, press the button to REVERSE back on track.
:The L1 button lets ya do yer special "DASH" ability.
:But you can only do that when yer gauge is at its maximum level.
[Chocobo zips by Cid. The player then races in Cid's Test Track. After finishing the race...]
====Act 2====
[Chocobo zips past the goal line.]
:Cid: Well I'll be...! Yer the world's fastest thing on wheels!
:Even an airship'd be no match fer ya!
:Chocobo: Kweh! Kweh!
:???: Hah! The world's a bigger place than ya think!
[ Mog flies from behind Cid's Lab and appears alongside the group.]
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Cid: Oh, it's you, Mog!
:Mog: Hey Cid... finished what I asked ya for yet?
:Cid: Wha...? Uh? Oh yeah! Almost done!
:Um, it'll be finished by tomorrow.
[The page turns.]
:Mog: Heh heh heh... I heard that he was gonna make a machine for Chocobo...
:So I ordered one for myself too!
:Chocobo: Kweh?
:Mog: I'm not gonna let Chocobo be the center of attention all the time!
:Yeah! If I win, I want this game's title to be changed to...
:"Mog-oh-boy Racing!!!"
:So Cid... let's see my machine, man.
:Cid: Errh... I'm still adding the um... finishing touches.
:Tomorrow, yeah, tomorrow! I'll bring it over to yer house, Mog.
[The page turns. Mog is shown flying away from Cid's Lab.]
:Mog: Heh heh... as of tomorrow, I'm gonna be the hero of this story!
:Too bad, huh, Chocobo?
:Cid: ...(sigh!)
:Chocobo: Kweh?
:Cid: I kinda fergot about his machine.
:Oh well, I'll just have to make him somethin' by tomorrow then.
:Chocobo: Kweh!
[The storybook closes, ending Chapter 1.]
===Chapter 2: Moogling Right Along!===
====Act 1====
[A pop-up storybook for Chapter 2 opens.]
:Mog: Heh heh... I've waited a long time for this day to come...
:I'll make them change not only this game's title, but I'll also make them name the next SQUARESOFT game...
:"Mog's - better than Chocobo's - Dungeon 2!"
:Cid: Sorry we're late, buddy!
:Mog: Ah, my super-high-tech mega-kick-butt racing machine! Lemme see it!
[The page turns.]
:Mog: Hey, Cid... You don't mean THIS thing's the world's fastest racing machine?!
:Cid: Don't be gripin'! I've designed this especially for ya!
:See? There's even a honkin' horn!
:Mog: Hmm... I dunno about this...
:Oh well, anyway... I went and made a racetrack for today's race.
:But ya won't win if you just race as usual.
:You have to use the Magic Stones of "HASTE" that are placed here and there along the race course.
:(Heh... Once I get a Magic Stone, I'll press the R1 button.
:This lets ya use "Haste," which'll make ya go faster for a little while.
:it's just like Chocobo's "DASH" ability.
:If ya collect 2 or 3 stones, you can use them all at once to do an even longer "DASH."
:What's more, you can steal your opponent's Magic Stones when ya bump into them from behind.
:Knowin' this, I can't possibly lose to Chocobo!)
:Heh heh heh... Well, are you ready to lose?
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Mog: Alright, let's see who's gonna be the star of this show!
[The player then races in Moogle Forest. After winning the race...]
====Act 2====
:Chocobo: Kweh! Kweh!
:Mog: Ah man, I lost! I guess I'm doomed to be second banana...
:Hey pops! You didn't skimp on my machine, did ya?
:Cid: Wh-why of course not! It's all because of the differences in yer "abilities," not my machines!
:Mog: "Abilities!?"
:Cid: The secret of Chocobo's "DASH" is the Blue Crystal on his leg-ring.
:Chocobo: Kweh?
[The page turns.]
:Cid: Ya found that ring when you were still a li'l chickadee.
:Since then, you've been able to do yer famous "DASH."
:Mog: Aaawww... how lame! Compared to Chocobo's "Dash," my ability, "FLAP," is a "flop!"
:I'll never win unless I get a Blue Crystal! Is this the fate of a bit-part actor...!?
[The page turns.]
:Cid: I hear there're many people with different abilities all over this big ol' world.
:Mog: Hmm... That means those guys with abilities gotta have a secret like Chocobo's Blue Crystal too!
:Cid: Say... why don't ya fellas go on an adventure to find out what that secret is?
:And y'all can show the world how great my inventions are while yer at it!
:Chocobo: Kweh!
[The page turns.]
:Mog: (Heh heh heh... He doesn't suspect a thing.
:I'll take the awesome abilities we find and make 'em all mine!
:By the time the smoke clears, it'll be ME on center stage!)
:Cid: Aaaand sooo began Mog and Chocobo's journey.
:I sure hope Mog won't be causin' too much trouble...
:Ah well, Chocobo's with him, so everythin' should be awright!
[The storybook closes, ending Chapter 2.]
===Chapter 3: A Life in Ruins!===
====Act 1====
[A pop-up storybook for Chapter 3 opens.]
:Cid: Welcome back folks! While you were gone, Chocobo and Mog reached the village gate...
:Mog: Well, we're about to leave our village.
[The page turns.]
:Mog: If anything attacks us, it's your turn to fight!
:I'll sit back and cheer you on, okay?
:Mog: Waaaaargh! A monster!!!
:Golem: Me gatekeeper. Beyond here, very dangerous!
:No beat me, no leave village!
:Mog: Oh... you're only a guard. Man, you scared me!
:Golem: Go back village.
[The page turns.]
:Mog: Ah! That's a Blue Crystal! You have one too!?
:Golem: Oh! You have too?
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Mog: Hey, how 'bout we bet our Blue Crystals on a race? Winner keeps all!
:Golem: ...OK.
:Magic Stones of "FIRE" on this track.
:One Stone shoot "Fire." Aim one in front of you to make go crash.
:Two Stones shoot "Fira." Auto-aim. One in front of you must go crash!
:Three Stones cast "Firaga." Make everyone in front of you go crash.
:Mog: Wh-why the heck are you telling us all this?
:Golem: Me know how to use. You don't.
:Me don't want win like that. Unfair!
:Mog: Think we need your help to win, do ya!?
:Golem: Me guard. Me no lose.
:Chocobo: Kweh!
[The player then races in The Ancient Gate. After winning the race...]
====Act 2====
:Golem: You better than me thought. OK to leave village.
:Mog: Well, a promise is a promise. Hand over your Blue Crystal, rock-head!
:Golem: Me go with you.
:Mog: WHAAAT!?
[The page turns.]
:Golem: You have my Crystal if me go too.
:Mog: What kind of reasonin' is that!? ...But you're too big to argue with!
:Golem: And me don't trust you, snowball.
:Mog: Are you talkin' about me!?
:Golem: Me go with you. Me watch you.
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Mog: What are you happy about!? Man, I can't believe this...
:Oh well, fine. Have it your way! But I'm the leader... got that!?
[The page turns.]
:Cid: Well, it seems our heroes gained a new pardner. As they say... the more the merrier!
[The storybook closes, ending Chapter 3.]
===Chapter 4: The Pleasure is Mine!===
====Act 1====
[A pop-up storybook for Chapter 4 opens.]
:Cid: Well now, Chocobo, Mog, and Golem continued on their journey.
:They soon moseyed on to an old, abandoned mine. It sure was one lonesome-lookin' place!
:Chocobo: Kweh!?
:Mog: These are the Mythril Mountains.
:People used to mine a kind of medal called "Mythril" here.
:But since Mythril supply ran out, they gave up digging...
:Golem: Be careful! Me hear bandits here.
:Mog: Bandits!? You've gotta be kiddin'!
:We've gotta go through the mines to get to the other side of the mountains, ya know.
:???: Don't nobody move!
[The page turns.]
:Goblin: 'Allo, 'allo!? Wot are nice kids like you doin' in a place like this?
:You betta 'and over ya pennies 'n pence if you want to stay alive, mates!
:Mog: H-h-hey you guys! Do what he says!
:My life... your LEADER's life is at stake!
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Golem: Hey! You have Blue Crystal too.
:Mog: Wha...?
:Goblin: Huh!? Wot a surprise this is...! You sayin' you 'ave 'em too?
:This makes it interestin' then... I dare ya to race me in me mines!
:The losers 'ave gotta give up their Blue Crystals, right?
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Golem: OK. We no lose.
:Mog: Fine, we'll race! So cut it out and lemme go already!
:Goblin: You look like you've got wot it takes...
:but there be Magic Stones of "ICE" in this 'ere place!
:One Stone lets you cast "Blizzard"...
:It places a sheet of ice on the course that makes whoever runs over it spin outta control.
:Using two Stones casts "Blizzara," which makes lots 'n lots of ice for others to spin out on.
:Three Stones cast "Blizzaga" that freezes all ya foes in ice and makes 'em crash.
:Not that any of this matters, 'coz even if you were to pick up an "ICE" Stone...
:I'll use my ability "MUG," to steal it from yaz!
[The player then races in Mythril Mines. After winning the race...]
====Act 2====
:Mog: Hah! We sure showed you!
:Goblin: Cor blimey! Wot 'ave I done?
:I was bein' too easy on yaz!
:Mog: "'Ere, ear!" Let's have the Blue Crystal outta your earring there... "matey!"
:Chocobo: Kweh!
[The page turns.]
:Mog: What's up, Choc?
:Hey, what's this?
:Goblin: Yikes, that be me...!
:Mog: Let's see...
:"Your Royal 'highness, I shall be stealing ya beloved treasure...
:Ya most faithful subject, Gobin Hood XXX"
:Gobin Hood? You don't mean THE Gobin Hood...?
:Golem: Me hear Gobin Hood before.
:He steal from bad, rich only.
:He give to good, poor.
:Mog: So... you're the big hero, or should I say, "'ero," then?
:Goblin: Hob nobs to goblins!!! Now ya know who I is!
:Well, I ain't gonna run or 'ide!
:Wotcha gonna do, give me away to the cops or somethink?
:Mog: Hey, yeah! We could get a big reward for snitchin' on this guy!
:Chocobo: Kweh! Kweh!
:Mog: What are you kweh-ing for!? Are you saying "don't do it!?"
:Golem: Me can tell too. He not bad goblin.
:Chocobo: Kweh!
[The page turns.]
:Goblin: Hah! Wot a bunch of softies youz is...
:Mog: Aww gee! We could become filthy rich from the reward money!
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Mog: Arlight! Alright! I won't snitch on him... no matter how much he deserves it!
:Golem: OK, let us through, Gobin Hood.
:Goblin: Uh-uh. Sorry-dorry! I'm afraid not, chums!
:Mog: What now?
[The page turns.]
:Goblin: I'm afraid you'll 'ave to let me come with ya!
:I can't just let ya go, knowing who I is and all!
:Chocobo: Kweh, kweh!
:Goblin: Wot's more...
:You seem to have too good a nose for sniffin' out people's treasure there, mate!
:Mog: It takes one to know one... Wow, this could work!
:Goblin: 'Ang on a sec! Don't get me wrong!
:I ain't gonna steal anythink for you, Red-Nose.
:Mog: Hey, I'm no thief!
:I just got a knack for sniffing out treasure. And don't call me "Red-Nose," Big Ears! 
:Goblin: well, anyways, it must be destiny that we met.
:I'm looking forward to working with ya, mate.
:Mog: This has gotta be my unlucky day...
:Chocobo: Kweh!
:Cid: Sooo, once again, another fella joined our party. What awaits our pals on the other side of the mine?
[The storybook closes, ending Chapter 4.]
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