Monster Pets/Transcript

[We open in Hotel Transylvania as moonlight shines into Dracula’s room. The coffin opens to see a sleeping Dracula. He levitates out of his coffin and yawns as his feet touch the floor. He scratches his back and walks down, only to get crushed by a giant red ball. Dracula lifts it up from below while squished.]
Dracula: (in pain) Morning, Tinkles.
[Tinkles is seen panting. He jumps around and barks excitedly.]
Dracula: (laughs) Oh, no, Tinkles. I can’t play with you. I’m too busy.
[He gets licked over and over by the giant dog.]
Dracula: (annoyed) Tinkles, stop! I said no.
[As he storms off, Tinkles lies on his back. Cut to Dracula brushing his teeth before noticing Tinkles behind him.]
Dracula: (frowns) No.
[The red ball drops on him. Cut to Drac running on a treadmill.]
Dracula: (while running) Go away.
[He gets crushed by the ball. Cut to Drac taking a shower.]
Dracula: (as his head peeks out from the curtains) A little privacy?
[The ball drops down on him. Cut to him eating All-Brain cereal.]
Dracula: (annoyed) Tinkles, I swear…
[He gets crushed again. Cut to him ironing his vacation shirt.]
Dracula: (while ironing) Bad, Tinkles! Bad!
[SLAM! Cut to Drac checking his clipboard.]
Dracula: (angrily) No.
[SLAM! Cut to Drac on the phone.]
Dracula: (angrily) No!
[SLAM! Cut to Drac pointing his finger at Tinkles.]
Dracula: (angrily) NO!
[SLAM! Cut to Drac up close in anger.]
Dracula: (angrily) NOOOOOO!!!
[SLAM! Cut to Drac, he opens the door and peeks out. The coast is clear. He lights the candle with his magic and sits on the toilet in the bathroom. He sighs in relief before the red ball falls and crushes him. He screams in anger.]
Dracula: (lifts up the ball) DON’T YOU HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO PLAY WITH?! (then) Wait a second. That’s it.
[Cut to the hotel.]
Dracula: (offscreen) Oh, Tinkles! 
[Inside…]
Dracula: (calling out) I have a little surprise for you!
[Tinkles peeks out to see an ordinary dog chewing on a rubber bone.]
Dracula: (offscreen) Meet Cinnamon!
[The dog sees Tinkles and drops his bone in shock. Tinkles runs up and looms over him, panting. Cinnamon wets himself in fear before running off, yipping. Tinkles whines sadly to Dracula.]
Dracula: (pets his nose) Oh, don’t worry. What we need…
[He runs over to Blobby.]
Dracula: (smiles) …is a monster dog!
[He grabs a chunk of him. Then, he stretches and squishes the chunk into a blobby puppy.]
Dracula: (smiles) Like… Blobbypup!
[Blobbypup barks excitedly and jumps around. Tinkles runs off and returns with the big red ball. He drops it down on the blob puppy, squishing it to pieces. The pieces then turn into mini Blobbypups who bark angrily at Tinkles before leaving, including one underneath Tinkles’ paw. Cut to Dracula opening a kennel to let out a dog made up of stitched pieces.]
Dracula: (offscreen) Say hello to Poochiestein!
[Tinkles tilts his head to the side.]
Dracula: (tries to reassure Tinkles) Come on, he’s not that weird.
[Poochiestein’s tail falls off and jumps off on its own. The Frankendog chases after his tail before bumping into Dracula, spreading his parts everywhere. He reassembles himself two times before rolling out in wheel form. Dracula is shocked by this.]
Dracula: (shocked) Okay, he’s weird.
[Cut to a swamp pet.]
Dracula: (offscreen) What about Swampy?
[The pet croaks and opens his mouth, springing his tongue out at Tinkles' eye.]
Dracula: (frowns) Next!
[Cut to a devilish chihuahua.]
Dracula: (offscreen as he pets the dog) Diablo.
[Diablo breathes fire at Tinkles.]
Dracula: (frowns) Next!
[Cut to a spiky pet.]
Dracula: (smiles) Spike!
[Tinkles rolls the ball to Spike, who pops it with his spiky nose. The ball deflates and flies into Dracula.]
Dracula: (as he flies around) Next!
[Cut to a gargoyle.]
Dracula: (smiles) Pebbles!
[Its wings pop out and it comes to life, grabbing Tinkles as it flies away. Drac runs after them both.]
Dracula: (panicking) Next!
[Cut to a giant dog.]
Dracula: (smiles) Tiny!
[Its giant drool falls down on Drac and Tinkles, splashing them both. Cut to the two of them inside a big snake.]
Dracula: (inside the snake) Slithers?
[Cut to a shark trying to eat Tinkles.]
Dracula: (nervously) Sharky?
[Cut to a giant octopus squeezing Tinkles in its tentacle.]
Dracula: (nervously) Mr. Tentacles?
[Cut to a brain pet.]
Dracula: (frowns) Whatever this thing is.
[Its eyes glow at Tinkles, sending the pup flying up and breaking the ceiling.]
Dracula: (annoyed) NEXT!!!
[A zombie clerk lurches over to Dracula with a golden Egyptian kennel.]
Dracula: (shocked) What?! The last one?! Oh, boy. This had better work. (calling out) Oh, Tinkles!
[He approaches the giant dog with the kennel as the dog is upside down, having returned.]
Dracula: (nervously) Great news! I found you the perfect monster pet to play with.
[Tinkles gets on the right side and becomes excited.]
Dracula: (smiles) Say hello to your new best friend…
[He opens the kennel and sand pours out.]
Dracula: (confused) Sand?
[The sand pours down to form the shape of a cat. A scarab symbol glows on its forehead, and it then transforms into an actual Egyptian cat. It mews.]
Dracula: (amazed) Ho ho! It’s a cat.
[Tinkles slowly rises up behind Dracula, who notices in shock.]
Tinkles: (shouts loudly) CAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
[The cat yowls and runs away.]
Dracula: (confused) Huh?
[He gets run over by Tinkles as the dog chases after the cat.]
Dracula: (scared) Tinkles, no! (turns into a bat) Bad dog!
[During the chase, Tinkles crushes the zombie clerk on the way.]
Bat Dracula: (scared) Tinkles, stop! (grabs his tail) Sit! Heel! Stay!
[The chase extends into the hotel lobby with Tinkles making a lot of damage.]
Bat Dracula: (scared) Whoa! Tinkles! Bad! Whoa! Bad! Tinkles!
[Dracula turns back to his human form and avoids some oncoming objects. A sword shaves part of his hair off and a tray slams on his face before rolling into luggage. The Egyptian cat was about to reach the entrance when Tinkles jumps in and opens his mouth.]
Dracula: (scared) Tinkles, NOOOOOO!!!!
[Unfortunately, the cat goes into the dog’s mouth.]
Dracula: (sarcastic) Great. Now who are you going to play with?
[Tinkles opens his mouth to see the cat wet and shivering. He spits the cat out before licking her clean with his tongue. Noticing this, the cat mews happily and nuzzles at the dog while purring. Tinkles barks in joy and brings back the ball. As it drops down, the cat avoids it and levitates it with her tail. She throws it and she and Tinkles chase after it. Dracula watches in happiness and warmth.]
Dracula: (smiles) Oh, have fun, Tink-
[However, he bumps into Tinkles.]
Dracula: (confused) Huh?
[Tinkles and the Egyptian cat now want to play with Drac. The ball is levitated up in the air.]
Dracula: (scared) Uh oh.
[Cut to Dracula running away.]
Dracula: (scared) No, no, I don’t want to play! (ball slams down) No, no! (ball slams down) No playing! (ball slams down) Ohh!!!
[Cut to a "THE END" card with Dracula still running while the ball slams down on him. Roll credits.]
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