TSPS 88: Howard Stern’s Ass

Show format: 45 minutes, Pre-recorded
Call types: Request, Reference Check, Lube Job
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Brad wants listeners to send in ‘Cactus’ sound samples. Not only does he want free sounds, but he also wants them in mp3 - voicemail quality isn’t good enough. Gawwwd. PLA will turn 20 in November 2014, retirement sounds good.
4:02: Ron from Dish Network needs installer David to fix the spate of vandalism they just had - the rub is, they won’t pay him. David just isn’t having and of it and bails.
6:30: Brad gets all of the hot voicemail pu$$y.
7:36: Louis Armstrong is a big PLA fan apparently and calls in from the cemetery to sing a song.
9:38: Sears repair guy Todd (who’s actually a manager) gets tackled by Gary from Sears corporate about creeping out female customers, but Todd’s full of denial and doesn’t take kindly to Gary’s suggestions to get a girlfriend.
12:25: Captain Janks strikes again – Brad plays some clips from Janks' Youtube. It’s such an awful thing that people would make pranks at times like these.
20:11: Greg wants to do a reference check at JagTV’s old workplace but manager Jeff is currently ‘doing poker’ which Greg assumes is a euphemism for dropping a deuce. Greg sighs wearily and asks for alternate contact Sean, who is also indisposed it seems. Gawwwwd, says Greg and resigns to binning the request.
24:52: Terry thought he could get away with scooping up an armful of air fresheners when he had his oil changed at the Wal-Mart, but Greg is here to tell him that’s not OK. Terry is all denial but Greg has the video to prove it, Terry wants to see the evidence himself and then denies having his oil changed at all. Turns out he had tyres fitted, but tyres and oil are the same thing according to Greg - Terry’s still guilty, even if it's dementia. The more charges which get laid, the more Terry denies it all, and he’s even less impressed to learn that Gary also left his crescent wrench in the tyre and needs it back. Finally, Terry claims that he’s been to Michigan before, which Gary knows is BS.
30:30: People on the Twitters are scared of thunder. Brad reads some tweets, plays the Michelle Twitter music for effect.
33:30: Liandra stuffed an entire case of oil under her dress when she had her oil changed, but she too is full of denials. Roy wants the stolen merch back, she wants them to collect it, but the lube job security cart isn’t road legal, so looks like she'll have to deliver. Liandra is all innocent, but Roy remembers her hooker voice, concludes she’s even worse at lying than she is at shoplifting.
38:13: More Aussie jokes, but Brad struggles with ‘Bloke’ and ‘Sheila', ends the show because of the heat in the situation room.