Chris McLean, You're Banished!

I had this dream where we find out that Chris McLean was written out of "Total Drama" [permanently] for his past actions. Hence, he doesn't appear in "Total DramaRama".
==Story==
The Executives had a long talk with Chris McLean, the host of "Total Drama". They explain why Chris McLean is being written out of "Total DramaRama".
"No. Why?" The host did not know why he was talking to the executives.
"We came across your list of "Villainous Acts" on the Villains Wiki," producer Tom McGillis stated.
"Who cares if I did any of that stuff?" Chris acts like did not know what the executives were talking about.
"We will summarize the most "important" aspects of the list," McGillis told McLean.
"Your first challenge was having the 22 contestants jump off the cliff and into the lake," explained Jennifer Pertsch, one of the producers.
Chris explained that the first challenge was to make things interesting.
"not to mention to you humiliated three campers who did not jump by making them wear chicken hats for the entire day," Pertsch added.
"You also had the contestants try to stay awake for up to 4 days," Keith Oliver, the director since "Total Drama World Tour", explained the list even further.
"You killed dolphins to make Dolphin Dogs for the "Brunch of Disgustingness" in season 1," Chad Hicks, another director since "World Tour" said. "Which is a federal crime in Canada,"
"You tend to change the rules, which sometimes result in unfair eliminations," McGillis explained the list even further.
"How about this Lindsay girl we [the producers] were pulling for?" Pertsch asked.
"Whoever crossed the line back in the bike challenge in season 1 would be eliminated," McLean responded. "Since Duncan and Owen never crossed the line, Lindsay technically finished last. Sorry, rules are rules."
"If Gwen was the winner of "Total Drama Island", you took away her prize money by force," McGillis said.
"If Owen won, he would be willing to compete in the challenge on his decision," McLean replied.
"In the season 2 finale, you showed footage of Duncan and Beth with different personalities," Pertsch explained. "You showed that Beth was clumsy and greedy, while Duncan was nice."
"Showing secret footage was what made the show interesting." McLean lied.
The producers were not having any of Chris' bull.
"How about the time you fed one of your interns to the scarabs in Egypt?" Oliver asked Chris.
"or how about the time you deliberately called Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot the losers in "I See London..." even though Noah and Owen found Jack The Ripper" Hicks explained.
"Duncan violated the contract, so we went and did a manhunt on him. Team Amazon found him, so I have them the win that day" Chris explained his reasons.
"You could have at least announced a tie between Team Chris (for doing the challenge correctly) and Team Amazon (for finding Duncan) and call it a non-elimination round." Hicks responded.
"You eliminated an intern to prolong the love triangle mess in Greece," Pertsch continued.
"The show has got to have drama," Chris explained "Greece's Pieces".
"Don's show [The Ridonculous Race, which was labeled "Season 7" on Cartoon Network in the U.S.] wasn't as dramatic as yours," Pertsch replied.
"No one can forget about "Truth or Laser Shark", where you made B, Brick, and Sam their embarassing secrets on international television," McGillis described Chris' list even further.
"I already told you we need Drama to make things interesting," Chris explained.
"Interesting as in humiliating teenagers on television and forcing them back against their will?" McGillis doesn't believe Chris.
"You made Dakota one of your interns, only to have her turn into a monster for the rest of her life" Hicks showed disgust for Chris' actions.
"I hire interns to make sure the challenges are safe," Chris lied.
"Your challenges are even more dangerous than how Don had them," McGillis told the truth.
"Would Don [the host of "The Ridonculous Race"] ever put Gwen on the Villainous Vultures for being a 'boyfriend stealer' and make Courtney as a Heroic Hamster as a victim of the love triangle incident?" Pertsch asked Chris.
Since Don never cared about the drama, Courtney and Duncan are Villainous Vultures and Gwen and Cameron are Heroic Hamsters.
"I base the Heroes vs. Villains team based on their past actions," Chris lied.
"Gwen was not mean," Oliver did not believe Chris. "and Courtney was not that heroic."
"Fans were not satisfied with "Sundae, Muddy Sundae", the show's most disgraceful episode," Hicks was aware of the most hated episode of "All-Stars".
"I would never feed my interns bird vomit sundae, so I had to make the contestants eat their own creations," Chris made excuses.
"Had you not changed the rules, then your interns wouldn't have been starving to death!" McGillis was ticked at Chris.
"If your mistreatment of Gwen is not bad enough, how you treated Samey (pronounced "Sammy"), Ella, and Sky have really done it for you," Pertsch talked to Chris about his latest season "Pahkitew Island".
"You decided to pronounce Samey's name as Same-y instead of Sam-ey, just to make her feel bad and her sister Amy feel more better," Hicks explained.
"Same-y was the lesser Amy, so I had to pronounce it that way instead of saying it like Sammy," That's B.S. McLean. Many of us prefer to pronounce Samey's name as Sam-ey instead of Same-y. You always side with Amy to make Samey feel bad.
"Which reminds me," Oliver added. "This girl named Ella? You made her life miserable by siding with Sugar whenever [Ella and Sugar] interact."
"It's called "Total Drama", not "Total Friendship"," McLean explained Sugar and Ella's feud and why he sides with Sugar and not Ella.
"You made a rule in that whenever Ella sings, you kick her off the show!" McGillis never forgot about "Mo Monkey, Mo Problem"
"The girl crossed the line this time," Chris reasoned "Scuba-Bear tried to kill me with [Ella's] singing, so I had to make that rule."
"When you got Topher eliminated by posing as the director, just one episode away from the merge," Pertsch explained Topher.
"The dude was trying to go after my job, claiming that I was too old," Chris responded.
"In real life, tampering with the elimination order like that [what Chris did to Topher] could cost you your job and get you fired." Pertsch responded.
"You fed the merge contestants in "Pahkitew" expired Chuggy Chunks, which was expired meat and mayonaisse from almost 40 years ago," Oliver explained.
"Production cheaps out, so I had to give them Chuggy Chunks as their feast," Chris had his ways.
"No one could forget about the season finale where you had Jasmine and Dave turn against Shawn and Sky, respectively," Hicks explained the heartbreaking finale to "Pahkitew Island".
"You gotta make things more interesting by showing hidden footage and create fights with others," Chris explained his actions in the Pahkitew finale.
"Your list explains why you were being written out of "Total DramaRama"," McGillis didn't know what to say about Chris anymore.
"Your behavior shows that we can't have a negative person be involved with a light-hearted comedy," Pertsch explained.
"Moving forward, we will be making Chef Hatchet [Chris' asssitant in the original show] in charge of the show. ," Oliver added.
"We will also have Don [who is better than Chris, given that Don was nicer] in more roles, where he works as the scientist," Hicks added.
"Best Wishes," the staff gave Chris a half-hearted farewell.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Chris McLean was sad that his hosting career is damaged because of his actions.
Maybe if Chris was as nice as Don in the later seasons, then [Chris] would've kept his job.
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