Daria: jane does a thing

i have a script for a unreleased daria episode and its pretty fucked up lol
(13+ beacaue of le seggs jokes and reference to hitler the dumb bitch)
(cut to da schoooool)
Daria: another day another reason to hate everyone 
jane: oh hey daria
Daria: hey jane
Jane: so whats new?
Daria: nothing lol
Jane: same except i bought a fucking TAZER
Daria: why- 
Jane: BECAUSE FUCK OFF 
(Le goofy running sfx)
Daria: what the fuck?
(cut to mr DeMartino classrooooooooooooom)
Mr demartino: ok class today were learning about HITLER 
Kevin: who is hitler?
Mr demartino: get the fuck out of my class you dumb fucking himbo
Kevin: awwww
(walks out)
mr demartino: does anybody know this bitch
Jane: yeah he was a derranged jew hater 
quinn: what is a jew
Upchuck: i dont like jews
demartino: QUINN, CHARLES?
Quinn: what?
Upchuck: huh?
demartino: get the FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM
Quinn: damn it
Upchuck: cool im leaving with a girl
(quinn punches him)
Quinn: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Upchuck: ok
(fucks himself)
Quinn: (awkwardly walks out)
Jane: ugh this is getting rididulous
Jodie: Fr these dumbasses are getting on my fucking nerves
Jane: ikr im glad i have that tazer
Jodie: WHAT?!
Jane: What?
(later)
Jane: (typing on le fucking fucking laptop)
Daria: (sits next to jane) hey jane
Jane: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Daria: wtf? i just said hi
Jane: im trying to concentrate
Daria: what are you-
(looks at the laptop)
Daria: is that a (very 18+) fanfiction
Jane: no
Daria: well let me read it
(reads it for a second then she looks up to jane with the tazer on high)
Jane: DONT FUCKING READ IT OR ILL SHOOT
Daria: mr koknballz and ms choksondik are at a house completely naked then they did le fucc..... wow straight to the point-
(jane kills her with the tazer lol)
Daria: (death noises)
Jane: good...
jodie: ooh a laptop... mr koknballz shoves his di-...... JANE WHAT THE FUCK???????
Jane (le shoot noises)
Jodie: death noises then dies
Jane: HAHAHAHA I HAVE THE POWER
Upchuck: okay he-man imma go fuck myself again
(jane does the obvious)
upchuck: more death
(then she killed everyone lol)
yeah that was a story