Mario Pissing Part 5: The Final Chapter/Transcript

Story: Not written yet.
Dialog:
NOTE: The misspellings are intentional as the script is here exactly how it was written.
Gangster: What do you mean I can't bring my guns?
Security guard: I'm sorry, sir, but these are the rules.
Gangster: Do you know who the hell I am? I am a tough mafia gangster. If you don't allow me to go with my guns, I will do something horrible.
Security guard: I'm sorry, but the rules are the rules. Also, I have the authotiy to arrest you if you go through with your threat.
Gangster: Come on, man. I promised my friend in Germany that I would bring him guns.
Security guard: Well, you lied.
Mario: Get the fuck outta here. I have places to go too, you jerk.
Gangster: Shut the fuck up you ______.
Mario: Why can't you just accept what the guard says and get over it?
Gangster: I will beat you up for what you just said. Mario: You inconsiderate asshole, I am in a hurry.
Security Guard: Look, I understand you have good intentions but-
Gangster: Shut the fuck up. Mario: Will you please just get him kicked out?
Security Guard: No, I'm gonna try reasoning with him. Look, I understand you want to bring your friend guns, but I can't allow you to bring guns to the plane.
Gangster: Are you fucking with me? Fuck you, I am NOT GONNA GO TO GERMANY WITHOUT THOSE GUNS!!!!!!
Mario: This is just great, we are gonna be here for hours, aren't we?
Blaze: Mario, what the hell are you doing here?
Mario: Making a video of me taking a psis and publicizing it is totally unacceptable. So I'm here to kill you.
Blaze: Go ahead, I'm not afraid, even if you kill me my Clefable will bring me back to life.
Mario: I don't think so.
Clefable: Don't worry Blaze I will save you.
Mario: Time to take a piss.
Clefable: What?
Clefable: This piss is disgusting, I think I'm gonna faint.
Bowser: You still aren't gonna admit that you're a villain?
Mario: Well, I'm not. Besides I'm done. Now that I have killed Blaze there is nothing else I need to do.
Squidward: Give it up, Bowser, Mario is obviously too stubborn to listen.