Peter Parker (Earth-36)

Peter Parker was the Spider-Totem of Earth-36, a universe that was invaded by the nefarious Swarkseid two billion years ago.
==Biography==
During the final battle for the Earth, which took place in Zimbabwe, Peter was among the millions of heroes to fight and die for the fate of their universe. However, upon death, his corpse fell onto an incredibly rare omnicacti tree, a rare cactus that granted people great power, occuring only once per multiverse.
After the prickly needles penetrated his skin, Peter descended into the heavens, becoming one with the fabric of the universe. He appeared above every being in reality as they stared back in awe, Peter banishing Swarkseid to the Shadow Realm.
Realizing his destiny in this universe had been fulfilled and that life as he knew it had changed beyond repair, he traveled the omniverse for centuries, desperately seeking some sort of purpose to attach to. He explored various universes, such as Earth-179, Earth-51778 and Earth-293744720130, delivering pizzas and crime fighting, even joining the Spider-Army for a time.
He eventually discovered his ability to create universes out of cosmic webbing. Using this power to sell universes to wealthy omniverse travelers, he quickly became a googolaire and opened his own chain of pizzerias across various universes and hired various Spider-Men as employees, dubbed Uncle Spidey's. The restaurant is known for it's pizzas made of cosmic webbing and cheese disease-infected cheese, along with it's pizzas (in)famously being liquefied when delivered by webslinging delivery boys.
==Trivia==
*First appeared in Startling Stories: Thing - Night Falls on Yancy Street #1.
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