Strawben's Backstory

nobody noticed Strawben was gone, and they had no idea what was going on in the boat. as they moved away from the area, Strawben was in the Human's pocket ALIVE... well, knocked out, but fine. he stirred, and woke up. "Redson.." Strawben said Mournfully, "why did you do take it?". Redson was the bird who got shot, and Strawben had landed in the guy's pocket and bit him. strawben could feel turns and twists the ship made. he knew the Islands well. from all the turning, they were headed for town square. of all the states of Draberka, Town Square was most known for Bird-haters and thugs like the humans who had just earlier gone to Angry Birds Island. "lucky shot, huh?" one of the Thugs said. "yeah, but he looked like he gave up too easy, those birds are wily and tricky creatures." the thug Strawben was in the pocket of said. "it was suspicious, and not quite thought out for an Angry Bird" the Driver admitted. "yeah? well i 'm about to knock you into heaven when you get home!" Strawben thought angrily, thinking of all the things he would do to them when they got to their lair. he thought of pulling their hair and making them scream for help, then setting off some kind of Bomb to Destroy their hideout and find his way home. "i caught one of the Birds alive, and i think i'll set off the Gamma Bomb later and make mutant Angry Birds!" the Driver said. "a gamma WHAT?!" Strawben thought, his eyes widening, picturing innocent birds getting turned into monsters in a Green explosion. he had seen a Gamma explosion before, with Strawdina's Owner holding him. he had watched it turn a friend of his into an evil freak who had been chasing after him for years, untill Strawben found a way to get him to turn Good. (this Bird is a member of Code1234, which will be mentioned later) Strawben waited and waited, when they got to their hideout, Strawben jumped out and cawed. nobody noticed because of the frantic screaming of rude words in Birdish from the hundred of cages of Angry Birds. Strawben watched as the thugs began to play scrabble. he jumped unto the table and screamed the rudest word he could speak in English. "YOU FREAKING JERKS!" He yelled in perfected English. Every Bird in the Room went quiet. (Freaking is considered a swear amongst birds, but in English it's just an insult.) the humans stared hard, hardly able to deal with the shock of a Bird insulting them. he looked at the one who seemed to have great pride in himself, the Driver, then the shooter thug, then the one who now was unconcious from shock. he Jumped unto the Shooter's chair and PULLED THE SHOOTER'S HAIR! the shooter screamed like a Screamer Bird in immense Pain. He let all the birds out, but as Strawben came to the last four cages, BOOOOM!!!! a Green Explosion rushed through the warehouse, the humans had gone, and now it was just five birds in a Gamma bombed warehouse. Strawben grew in size for a minute, then shrunk down to normal size. The birds in the cages had now turned into Gamma Monster-birds, but didn't attack Strawben. they weren't angry when it went off, so they kept their real forms, but now when they would become super angry, they would become monsters. Strawben spent his time with these birds, and they formed a team, Code1234. and he still looked for his way home, and one day he did. to make a long story short, if your ever on the Disturbed Island, and you see weird Birds, run and pray to god above they do not find you!