FREDDIT.EXE

hiiiii guys pls dont be too harsh i rly liek sonic.exe and thot it would be fun to make one here luv u bai!!! <3 anyway here it go
I love minecraft, just like everyone else. Who doesn't? It's such a great game, where you can build and do anything! I also love FNAF. I'm a bit of a horror junkie, heh, and it's just so good!! So imagine my surprise, then, when my friend Preston, who I haven't heard from in years, DM'd me about this super cool FNAF minecraft server, Freddit Freebuild play.freddit.ga 1.16.3! I hadn't heard from in a while, so seeing his message was odd. It went something like
"Dear Tom,
Do you remember me, Preston? It's been a while, but I am currently trapped in hell. I joined this evil minecraft server play.freddit.ga, and I thought it would just be funny FNAF. It wasn't, and I saw the most horrific thing in my life. I can never be the same, and when I finally stopped playing the game, it was too late... the game had taken me. Now, I am trapped by-fuck I don't have much time ! I need you to report this server to Bill Gates and get it taken down, immediately, before it takes anyone else. And whatever you do, don't play it!
Love, Preston Telve"
Well, that was odd. However, his message made me interested- a FNAF minecraft server that was also EVIL? I had to check this out, nothing scared me and I wanted to see if this would too. When I got on my computer later, I loaded up minecraft and typed in the ip. A shudder traveled down my spine. At that time, I just thought it was excitement and anticipation. Looking back, I should have known it was fear and foreshadowing at what was to come...
At first, the server seemed quite normal. The spawn was a bit plain, but charming. I typed in chat a quick "Hello, anyone here?" No response, maybe they just weren't active right now. A tiny city block, filled with what statues of cake people and fnaf characters that I assumed must be in jokes on the server. I explored the spawn and found a warp labeled RPCity. A city project? I had to see this. I stepped in without anticipation, and after a few moments, found myself standing in a pretty train station. Right before I had warped, though, a message in chat appeared saying "YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE." I didn't catch the name, and the tab menu showed no other players. Must be part of the spooky experience, then, I thought. Oh, how naive I was.
I started heading through the train station and noticed something seem... off. As I stepped further in, the lights began to change, from blue to a deep blood-red. Once I stepped out of the station, I was stunned. How is this possible? The sky was a bleeding red, and everything around me was washed into reds and blacks and grays. The city itself seemed to be melting, as if it didn't belong. I then noticed it- I was no longer my previous Springtrap skin. Instead, I was... a green ice cream person with a derp face? Odd, but this must be part of the experience. Commands are crazy things, after all. I started exploring the city, and found corpses and mob drops everywhere. Not just any drop, though... player heads. For all kinds of users I didn't recognize. FrenchIvy, OrbitalDot, nham_nham, Bruhgeria... So much death, the effort here was amazing! I could feel myself shaking in fear, and from Minecraft of all things! Suddenly, chat lit up again.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE HINT"
"A HEAD IS MISSING"
I wasn't sure what that was supposed to mean, so I continued on anyway. I found a single open door, eventually, at the bottom of some "TBC Tower." I entered, and suddenly found myself standing somewhere completely different. The door locked behind me, and the outside world vanished. Now, I stood in a hallway that stretched on seemingly forever, with cold gray bricks and blood red carpet. On one side of the hall, I could look out of old castle windows and saw, below me, billions of burning pizzerias and smoldering city ruins, and among them bodies of animatronics and players. This was horrifying, and almost certainly not possible in minecraft... I continued on, intrigued. I knew this was wrong, but I had to see more. As I stalked down the hallway, I heard a laugh behind me. Through my speakers, a thick, angry Portuguese accent rang out.
"YOUR FRIEND WARNED YOU"
I looked around and saw, at the door where I had entered, stood a hyperrealistic bloody cake person in a torn vault suit, not unlike the statues at spawn. He floated menacingly, his arms outstretched, and started advancing towards me. My fight or flight kicked and my heart thumped as I started bunny jumping down the endless hallway, and the mysterious individual chasing me started singing the Toreador March from FNAF, louder and louder. I knew he was getting closer, but I kept running and running... until the hallway ended, and I slammed into a horrifying sight. Two crosses stood before me, lit on fire. One was empty, and on the other stood another player head, white and red and sad... MevyLartinez. I recognized the name vaguely, and then the crazed cake person caught me.
"REUNITED AT LAST, YOU VILE PEST"
The screen went dark and my ears were burst by a piercing, gurgling scream, drowned out quickly by a louder Toreador March. For five minutes, my screen stayed this way, with the Toreador March returning to a more normal volume except... playing backwards? I was mortified. Then, an image started to appear on my screen... it was of all the players I had seen before, strung up on iron crosses and pikes, bloodied and tortured. Pixelated viscera leaked from their ruined skins, and many of them were missing chunks. In front of it all sat Mevy and the skin I came to find out was known as 3spurr, both stitched together in a horrifying combination of meat and gore. A message sat at the bottom of the screen and read...
"WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO COME PLAY TOO?"
I heard the Portuguese laugh one more time, and my minecraft returned to the title screen.
I was taken aback by that. How could a minecraft server be so horrific? And why would it murder an innocent ice cream person like that, in an impossible hallway? I wanted to throw up and stop but, for some reason, I couldn't... I joined the server again, and found my skin this time was... Len Kagamine from Vocaloid? I wasn't a vocaloid fan though, so this was very odd. I decided to check out another warp at spawn, as I found the city warp to be red and burning on fire. This one read "Deepworld2k666." I used it...
The screen loaded as normal, but I could hear deep breathing slowly picking up in volume. I appeared in a new world, but this didn't look like any freebuild area... I looked around, and saw I was in a giant mouth. Survival mode, too. I looked outside the mouth, and I was in a HYPERREALISTIC MIKU? How was this possible in Minecraft? She looked very angry too, and the closer I got to the edge, the more the breathing noises turned vicious and the screen red... I had only one path to go. The throat. I jumped down and reached the bottom with only one heart. I knew I was truly in hell now.
"Oh Tooooom, I'm hungry! Don't make me wait too long"
A sickening message appeared in chat. How did it know my name? And how was this giant Miku alive too? Minecraft couldn't do this, it just couldn't! Despite the growing sense of dread, however, I continued down her throat. The walls pulsed and thumped rhythmically, in an almost soothing manner, but it couldn't shake off the dread and pull I felt. As I neared the end of the throat and entrance of the stomach, I could hear loud churns and gurgles flood my ears. Unlike the thumps, these were almost maddening, but I held strong. Eventually, I jumped into the stomach, and found myself in a large, fleshy chamber, pulsing even more strongly than the throat. It was also flooded with sickly green water, filled with bubble columns that made it sizzle like acid. I felt throwup rising in my throat but held it down. I noticed my stomach felt weird, too, but I payed it no mind. I swam through the stomach, and saw playerheads of other vocaloids. I was terrified, what sick fuck would make a build like this? Suddenly, I noticed myself losing control of my player as I was sucked towards a specific point in the stomach-she was going to finish digesting me! I tried to swim with all my might, but the current was too strong, and soon I was sucked into her intestines. The screen started to go dark, but just before it did, I saw a final message in chat.
"You were delicious! Have fun in my guts!"
The screen returned, but now as... undertale? How the fuck did this happen in minecraft? I was playing as Len Kagamine, with clothing torn, and stuck in a fleshy maze with very realistic walls. Undigested food, corpses, and gore lined the maze. No buttons other than movement worked, so all I could do was move on. Suddenly, something else popped up in the corner of my screen. It read "Digestion" and sat at 3 percent, and it looked similar to the timer used in the Mettaton minigames from Undertale. I panicked and knew what it meant, that I had to escape these hellish guts and fast. I started heading through the winding hell of intestines, as the sloshing and churning noises and the slight echo of Miku's distorted laughs ravaged my ears, but I never found an entrance or exit or anything. It just kept going, and Len kept getting digested further. When the meter reached 25 percent, I found myself forced into a battle, but it was set up like Deltarune. On my side, I could see Len. He wasn't doing too well, his clothes even more torn and his body starting to melt a bit. On the other side sat grotesque growths of flesh, wearing playerheads of their own. The music in the background was a corrupted, distorted, backwards version of THE WORLD REVOLVING, and Len didn't stand a chance against the monsters. They beat him up and fled, with attacks that made Touhou look easy with all the bullets. By the time they were done, Len's DIGESTION meter was at 80 percent, and he was crumpled over and limping with a fleshy puddle underneath. When I returned to the intestines, I started to move forward, but then the end came. A green fluid rushed through the maze and sweeped up Len, and the meter quickly reached 100 percent, his body vanishing into the fluid. The sounds of the intestines faded, and Miku's laughter started to rise in volume, accompanied by the Portuguese laugh from earlier. They were laughing at me. Both of them then told me, in unison:
"YOU COULD NEVER HAVE SAVED HIM, YOU ARE WORTHLESS. BUT HE SURE WAS TASTY!"
I was then met with the image of the crosses again, except now various Vocaloid skeletons sat in front of the Mevy-Spurr fleshy abomination. In the background, I could make out the giant Miku statue, grinning ear to ear and radiating evil with its realistic appearance. The text at the bottom read something new:
"DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE PART OF SOMETHING GREATER NOW. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THEM?"
I was booted to the title screen of Minecraft once more, except now it was no longer the Nether background it had been. Instead, it showed a new hell altogether, and the flavor text blurb said something I had never read before.
"JOIN AGAIN AND FINISH THIS. WE'RE STILL HUNGRY!"
I wanted to puke, and I almost did. I could feel my insides screaming in agony from all the adrenaline coursing through them, and I tried to shut my computer off. It did nothing. I tried closing minecraft, nothing. I tried alt+f4, nothing. I tried unplugging the computer, nothing. I had no options left, and joined the server one more time. My body felt like it was spinning. This time, I didn't appear in any spawn area. Instead, I found myself in a dilapidated office, which reminded me of... Five Nights At Freddy's 1. I would have been surprised before, but now, I was just ready to see the end of this hell. The office said it belonged to a building known as Mack Mario's Mack Book Pros and Pizza, and the papers on the walls spoke of a chilling story. A beloved entertainer and engineer who went missing after he got trapped, died, and rotted in a Springlock Suit like Springtrap from FNAF 3. The pictures on the wall showed the corpse in hyperrealistic gory detail and sickened me further. From what I could tell, I was in the rotting remains of his building. Then, the phone started ringing... but the cord was cut. How? It only told me one thing, and it was from the cake person again.
"DIE"
I quickly shut both doors, and started turning on the lights. Outside one, the evil cake person from before stared in at me, with visceral gory detail. His cake skin was mottled and rotten, laced in blood and chunks of flesh, and a piece of gut trailed out of his gaping derp mouth. He scratched on the window rhythmically, draining one percent of my power each time. At the other window stood Miku, drenched in realistic blood. Her eyes were wide and psychotic and seemed to stare not at me in the game, but at me in person, and I could see her licking her lips with a snake-like tongue. I was trapped, and my power continued to plummet. Finally, the power ran out, and the doors opened. The screen went dark, and I sat, awaiting my fate. One minute later, a screen lit up. The Toreador March played one more time, as the screen flashed on and off with an image of Jeff from the My Nama Jeff meme, with his head on a pike, lit up the bloodied and psychotic faces of the cake person and Miku. Once the tune ended, they jumpscared me, viciously and realistically tearing apart my body in the game until the screen was covered in blood and gore. A scream rang out.
"I AM NHAM"
The screen went black one final time, and just like every other time, stayed that way for a few minutes. A heart thump played in the darkness, followed by the heart bursting, and mine dropping, once the final image appeared. In it, a crazed cake person, named Zoo Man, stood with Miku, both bloodied and psychotic. They were sharing an intestine between each other's mouths, in an almost romantic and utterly digusting fashion. Around them stood the corpses of everyone I had seen before, as well as... the body of my friend, Preston Telve, defiled and eviscerated and split in half. I think it was his intestines they were eating. Next to him, though, was something even more horrifying... me. My body, screaming and crying and nailed to another cross, with mysterious shadowy creatures readying to cut me up. I threw up, all over my computer. Then, I almost threw up again. At the bottom of the screen read a single message.
"LOOK BEHIND YOU, TOM"
Behind me sat the worst sight I could ever have seen. On my bed...
Sat a single, bloody, Zoo Man plush.
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