Conglish Reflection

== Aphors ==
1.     I prepared to perform well in
Honours.  I did this by trimming the
hibiscus.  First, I calculated how many
As I needed to earn 100% in the thesis. 
Second, I scheduled these.  Third,
I wrote these.  In this way, I prepared
to perform well in Honours by trimming the hibiscus.
2.    I prepared to eat the nutmeg
scone.  I did this by eating the
nutmeg.  First, I placed the ground
nutmeg on a spoon.  Second, I lifted the
spoon to my lips.  Third, I tested (sic)
the nutmeg.  In this way, I prepared to
eat the nutmeg scone by eating the nutmeg.
3.     I prepared to propagate bliss
through the world.  I did this by meditating
(reading about) on the leader of the world’s current self-abnegation religion (philosophy).  First, I saw that the people needed
meditation (philosophy).  Second, I gave
them meditation (philosophy).  Third, I
continued on to the next religion (philosophy).
4.    I prepared to read the second book
written by the master.  I did this by reading
the book written by the master.  First, I
opened the book.  Second, I started
reading the first chapter.  Third, I
finished reading the first chapter.  In
this way, I prepared to read the second book written by the master by reading
the book written by the master.
5.    I prepared to give life to goats.  I did this by giving the goat (person) an A
to have a kid (child).  First, I found
the person who was going to conceive a child. 
Second, I breasoned out an A to give toe h person.  Third, I listened to the news that a child
had been born to the person.  In this
way, I prepared to give life to goats by giving the goat (person) an A to have
a kid (child).
6.    I prepared to send the document to the
publisher.  I did this by licking the
pear.  First, I breasoned out the
book.  Second, I breasoned out 50 As for
the book to be published.  Third, I
addressed the parcel to the publisher. 
In this way, I prepared to send the document to the publisher by licking
the pear.
7.    I prepared to win the game of chess.  I did this by moving the chess figure.  First, I placed the figures in their starting
positions.  Second, I waited for the
right turn.  Third, I moved the chess
figure.  In this way, I prepared to win
the game of chess by moving the chess figure.
8.    I prepared to observe the ducks led
the ducklings.  I did this by observing
that the ducks were gay companions. 
First, I observed that the ducks were male.  Second, I observed that the ducks were
gay.  Third, I observed that the ducks
were gay companions.  In this way, I
prepared to observe the ducks led the ducklings by observing that the ducks
were gay companions.
9.     I prepared to wait at the crossing.  I did this by walking to the crossing.  First, I found the correct coordinates
map.  Second, I found the crossing on the
map.  Third, I walked to the crossing
from my departure point.  In this way, I
prepared to cross the road by walking to the crossing.
10.   I prepared to walk to the other side
of the crossing.  I did this by crossing
at the lights when the green man was displayed. 
First, I watched the light. 
Second, I waited until it had turned green.  Third, I crossed at the crossing.  In this way, I prepared to walk to the other
side of the crossing by crossing at the lights when the green man was
displayed.
11.    I prepared to feed Inky.  I did this by scooping Inky’s pellets. 
First, I touched the pile of pellets with the scoop.  Second, I scooped the pellets.  Third, I lifted the scoop of pellets up.  In this way, I prepared to feed Inky by
scooping Inky’s pellets.
12.   I prepared to dry my feet.  I did this by living on water.  First, I drank the first glass of water.  First, I rowed the boat.  Third, I set foot in my house.  In this way, I prepared to dry my feet by
living on water.
13.    I prepared to spoon the sugar.  I did this by identifying reiner (pure) sugar.  First, I found all the leaves in the sugar.  Second, I placed the leaves in a separate
bowl.  Third, I labelled the sugar
pure.  In this way, I prepared to spoon
the sugar by identifying reiner (pure) sugar.
14.   I prepared to serve the vegetable
burger.  I did this by cooking the
vegetable patty.  First, I made the patty
from semolina, soy and carrot.  Second, I
minced it up.  Third, I cooked it.  In this way, I prepared to serve the
vegetable burger by cooking the vegetable patty.
15.   I prepared to go dancing.  I did this by lacing up the shoelaces.  First, I put on the shoe.  Second, I tied a knot with the laces.  Third, I tied a bow with the laces.  In this way, I prepared to go dancing by
lacing up the shoelaces.
16.   I prepared to reflect that the jet
was fast.  I did this by looking at the
jet.  First, I looked up.  Second, I found the jet.  Third, I looked at it with my eyes.  In this way, I prepared to reflect that the
jet was fast by looking at the jet.
17.   I prepared to watch the female
hamster play Ophelia.  I did this by
watching the male hamster give the female hamster a wig.  First, I watched the male hamster find the
wig.  Second, I watched the male hamster
find the female hamster.  Third, I
watched the male hamster give the female hamster a wig.  In this way, I prepared to watch the female
hamster play Ophelia by watching the male hamster give the female hamster a
wig.
18.   I prepared to distribute the
education video.  I did this by scouring
the independent school grounds.  First, I
walked onto the Computational English. 
Second, I sat in the actor’s
folding chair.  Third, I performed my
lines on camera.  In this way, I prepared
to distribute the education video by scouring the independent school grounds.
19.    I prepared to argue that the object
should precede the subject.  I did this
by writing the internal perspective on Conglish.  First, I wrote the linguistic subject.  Second, I wrote the verb.  Third, I wrote the object.  In this way, I prepared to argue that the
subject should be preceded by (explained in terms of the) object by writing the
internal perspective on Conglish.
20.  I prepared to challenge universalism
by offering logicism as my argument.  I
did this by writing the reason for the internal perspective on Conglish.  First, I wrote that the object should be
reflected before the proposition to explain the subject in terms of the
object.  Second, I wrote that the verb
should precede the subject to explain the action in a bottom-up method.  Third, I stated that “The
banana was Sam’s” and
“The banana was eaten by Sam”
should replaced “Sam ate the banana”. 
In this way, I
prepared to challenge universalism by offering logicism as my argument by
writing the reason for the internal perspective on Conglish.
21.   I prepared to argue for a universal
presence of logicism.  I did this by
whittling the nuance out.  First, I
reflected the subject to act in a bottom-up manner.  Second, I reflected the verb to act in a
bottom-up manner.  Third, I reflected the
object to act in a bottom-up manner.  In
this way, I prepared to argue for a universal presence of logicism by whittling
the nuance out.
22.   I prepared to eat the frozen
nectarine.  I did this by eating the
frozen strawberry.  First, I found the
plate with the frozen strawberry on it. 
Second, I skewered the frozen strawberry with a fork.  Third, I placed in the frozen strawberry in
my mouth.  In this way, I prepared to eat
the frozen nectarine by eating the frozen strawberry.
23.   I prepared to go to heaven.  I did this by loving God (hugging the
master).  First, I found the master.  Second, I hugged him.  Third, I finished hugging him after 50
seconds.  In this way, I prepared to go
to heaven by loving God (hugging the master).
24.   I prepared to lead life on planet
Earth.  I did this by disagreeing with
non-meditation (helped students to meditate). 
First, I found the students. 
Second, I taught them to meditate. 
Third, I verified their meditation. 
In this way, I prepared to lead life on planet Earth by disagreeing with
non-meditation (helped students to meditate).
25.  I prepared to make the monopoles
sing.  I did this by listening to Artie’s speech. 
First, I sat on the seat.  Second,
I started listening to Artie’s speech.  Third, I finished listening to Artie’s speech when he had finished delivering
it.  In this way, I prepared to make the
monopoles sing by listening to Artie’s
speech.
26.   I prepared to guide by humanitas.  I did this by writing the web log
(blog).  First, I researched the topic.  Second, I wrote on the topic.  Third, I advertised my blog entry on the
social media site.  In this way, I
prepared to guide by humanitas by writing the web log (blog).
27.   I prepared to notice that the work
had been completed.  I did this by noticing
the native helper.  First, I verified
whether the first helper was native. 
Second, I prepared to verify whether the second helper was native.  Third, I repeated this until I had verified
that a helper was native.  In this way, I
prepared to notice that the native helper had completed the work.
28.   I prepared to remove the scented lanolin
form the wool.  I did this by smelling
the wool.  First, I found the wool.  Second, I lifted it to my nose.  Third, I smelt it.  In this way, I prepared to remove the scented
lanolin form the wool by smelling the wool.
29.   I prepared to build the house.  I did this by smelling the wood.  First, I found the freshly cut wood.  Second, I lifted it to my nose.  Third, I smelt it.  In this way, I prepared to build the house by
smelling the wood.
30.   I prepared to experience heaven (goodness)
on earth.  I did this by smelling the
tinsel.  First, I found the tinsel.  Second, I lifted it to my nose.  Third, I smelt the metal sprayed on the PVC,
which constituted the tinsel.  In this
way, I prepared to experience heaven (goodness) on earth by smelling the
tinsel.
31.    I prepared to make the present.  I did this by smelling the tissue paper.  First, I found the tissue paper, in the wood
products section.  Second, I lifted it to
my nose.  Third, I smelt it.  In this way, I prepared to I prepared to make
the present by smelling the tissue paper.
32.   I prepared to dine on model tracks.  I did this by feeling the hot model train
engine.  First, I constructed a train
track circle.  Second, I started driving the
model train engine in a circle.  Third, I
felt the hot model train engine.  In this
way, I prepared to dine on model tracks by feeling the hot model train engine.