Underground Ernie ride

An Underground Ernie ride is a machine built by Underground Ernie that can often b seen at random places around the UnWorld, and, most of the time, it functions exactly like a kiddie ride if you insert coins into the ride. However, if you put an Underground Ernie Token into it, or any other kiddie rides near it, then they become proper vehicles that can be driven on roads, and they can go very fast as well, at approximately OVER 9000 miles an hour.
== What does it do? ==
When you insert the token, which can be obtained in a secret room in every shop in the UnWorld, a screen taken right out of a Tesla pops up and the coin slot and buttons flip round to reveal a steering wheel, an autopilot button and some other controls, and an accelerator and brake pedal come up from the ground too, then a mechanism inside the ride you inserted the token into pulls out the plug, then off you go! You then can drive the thing to anywhere in the UnWorld, but you need the token required to do it first. However, once you are done with it, return it to anywhere (F.E. a shop, arcade or shopping Centre), and you need to use the coin eject feature to eject the token to get it out.
== Stuff it can do ==
* Function as a kiddie ride
* Go extremely fast, at OVER 9000 miles per hour
* Shoot missiles out of a hidden missile launcher
* Very loud horn (but not as loud as the one on the Steamulator)
* Touchscreen that was taken out of a tesla
* Launch nuclear bombs
* Play very loud music
* Push other vehicles out it's way
* Spray dust that causes people near it to hallucinate, cough, get amnesia ETC
* Squirt acid
== Trivia ==
* In fact, any kiddie ride can be used with an Underground Ernie Token, as long as it is near an Underground Ernie one.
* They have tiny but very powerful Dinaoeel-like batteries that last for OVER 9000 days.
* Their batteries are charged while they are plugged in, and if the batteries are overcharged, then put their excess power back into the electrical grid.
Category:Vehicles
Category:Machines
Category:Cool
Category:Strange things
Category:Kiddie rides
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Category:CBeebies