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WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE BAUDELAIRES
AGAINST
FRAN BOW
BEGIN
==== The Baudelaires: ====
It’s a Bad Beginning for the stingy indie who’s crossing a prodigal
After I put Bow on a package and send her back to her Hostile Hospital
Translated to forty seven languages and you can’t put a dent in my wits
When ejecting spit on disrespecting twits, I’m not just effectively sick; I invented it!
Time for a fact check on that rap tech - But in your lore, a bore I’ll find,
I’ve got no need to explore your abhorable story - I’ve already read Coraline!
The symptoms of this victim are atrocious; Precocious emotions and lack of focus,
So I’ve indubitably concluded that this nuisance diagnosis is psychosis!
Pietahmeshta! Sunny says this is the second slaughter you’ve watched
You’re looking green, smoked, 'cause we got this battle in Lox!
We’re Violent Flow Destroyers Vanquishing Fran’s Delusions that she’s not fragile
If you’re interested in happy endings, you’d be better off in a different battle
==== FRAN BOW ====
==== Oh, I’m dreadfully sorry, could you say that one more time? ====
==== Your writing is so sloppy, it’s hard to follow your rhymes ====
==== I’ll be on an adventure with Palontras and Itward ====
==== While you’re busy reading tales of your family getting injured ====
==== The Baudelaires: ====
Klaus, quick! What floor can we find Miss Bow’s rhymes on?
Likely in the same alternate reality to which her mind’s gone
Touche. Now we’ll crusade to crack the case of who pays
Fifteen bucks to play KillMonday’s biggest See You Next Tuesday!
YouTubers do it to watch the views raise! THAT’s the part that’s more tragic,
And now we’ve pulled up the bitter truth by the root! Horseradish!
Got this in the bag the cat couldn’t rap his way out of when we blow off Steam,
Killed a skill-dropping pill-popper, you just got Duo-teamed!
(At the mention of Duotine, Fran's mind splits as she is replaced by the murderous Queen Fran Bow.)
==== Queen Fran Bow: ====
Everything won’t be fine! I’ll leave you sicker than any small mint
Your time is stretching thin, like a story-line after thirteen installments!
Queen Dagen-Heart says OFF with their HEADS! Only THEN will I be So Happy,
Let fire consume the Baude-liars! Retribution for your mommy and daddy!
N-No! No! I can’t take this kind of emptiness,
And let myself end with this by stooping to your kind of edginess!
I’m sick of your gritty crap! This kiddy rap was just a shifty trap!
I hate you! I HATE you! I just want my kitty back...
(As Fran's breakdown becomes more evident, stepping out of the shadows comes Count Olaf. As he begins, several of his henchmen come from behind and capture The Baudelaires.)
==== Count Olaf: ====
Hello children! I didn’t mean to crash this third party! I hear that’s sooo in this year,
An all-seeing eye has spied this beating and is only here to collect your tears!
You’re twitching and pitching fits like one of your episodes, let Stephano make the assist
And leave you uglier than your demo with a diss that cuts deep like the slits in your wrist!
A bigger threats imposed when the decrepit Bow is bit my spit like a tick
Your kitty must have been left at home! Make like your personality, and split!
Got a flaming familiarity to burn you unless you stop, drop and roll
So just call what this bullet puts through you another one of your plot holes!
(Since I know you can't tell what's happening in this , Olaf takes out a pistol from his coat and shoots Fran through the heart. She drops down to the ground, deceased, as a horn plays, marking the arrival of Itward & Palontras.)
==== Itward & Palontras: ====
Hear out The One Children Talk About; He’s not Lemony Snicket,
The gloves are off this crooked sham, but even his hook hands can’t catch their interest
Packed to my hat with Bea-trick’s and even Mia isn't split on who spits it sickest,
Death is just the absence of love, but marrying kids pushes the limits!
You’re more baseless than your basis, as trustworthy as Grace is
Pained beyond what I can save; Face it, Ventura couldn’t Ace it
Pack more flows than Lachrymose, a Slippery Slope is where this foe stands,
While we’re more boiling than the poison that melted Olaf like a Snowmaaan~!
HINT DEDUCTIONS:
Mute World: “The World is Quiet Here” is the secret code and catchphrase of the V.F.D., the omnipresent corporation in a Series of Unfortunate Events, which is mirrored by the hint.
Scarecrow: The entire plot of Fran Bow revolves around the main villain wanting to catch Fran and remove her brain for experimentation. Basically, he shares a trait with Scarecrow in that they both want a brain.
Hawkeye: A hint to both characters, with Hawkeye’s main asset being a “Bow” and arrow, ergo Fran “Bow,” but also his name containing the word “eye” which ties into Count Olaf’s tattoo.
The Divide: The main cover of the book features a giant eye in the middle, ergo Olaf, as well as the plot of the story having to do with a boy who falls asleep and wakes up in a different dimension wrought with monsters, similar to Fran Bow’s fifth reality.
The Tale of the Full Moon: Hint to Mr. Midnight in several ways; “full moon” can relate to night, ergo midnight, but that’s not the main thing. The Tale of the Full Moon’s plot has to do with a girl who lost her cat, which is very similar to Fran Bow’s storyline literally anyone could have gotten this hint if they just looked up the story. Also, throwback to when I used Mr. Midnight to hint to the Midnight Society. FRAN BOW
You’re one to mention sickness, you died while giving birthThe death of your mum and brothers, that must’ve really hurtYou’ve nobody to turn to, you’re here on your ownTo explore your old family death trap all alone 
Your story is depressing, my game is actually fun
What remains of Edith Finch? A book and her bastard son
Fran Bow vs The Baudelaires Beat
Zawesome as Ticci Toby Garbage Gothic as Clockwork Light as Tony the Talking Clock Adroitwhiz as Tony the Talking Clock EuphieOnClouds as Jennifer Simpson:
WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
TICCI TOBY
AGAINST
TONY THE TAlKING ClOCK
BEGIN
Ticci Toby:
My competition's conjured a cockless Cogsworth who wants to spar with me,
But when it comes to intimidating playthings, You Are Not Invited to the Party!
I've got a raving fan base craving for further explored lore and more
Your following’s just fetishist for gore and vore, jerking off to your torture porn!
I’m the strongest fog-stalking proxy accomplice since Masky,
So consider the future of attacking me; Looks like someone’s having a Bad Dream!
‘Cause I’ll send you packing once you grasp what mad sting this maniac brings,
So wonder what will happen when you challenge a madman at rapping? Bad Things!
Tony the Talking Clock:
Don't be stupid friend! There's always time to spit some bars!
I deal with juveniles all the time! Leave them traumatized like crashed cars!
Read up on your pasta memoirs (MEH! MEH! MEH!) I was not impressed.
Plus those rhymes were a softcore mess! Expected harsher from a teen with Tourette's.
Dishing Dismal diss threats that even Banksy’d select! You're a mere sad sack!
A stripey mime like cackling twat? Why on earth am I facing Laughing Jack?
Egads, you ripped your mask off Zodiac! Yet more horror you've corrupted!
I've Observed your antics and I'm puzzled why you think I'm this battles only puppet?
You can't stomach a HEALTHY helping of harshness! I could beat you by proxy!
I stop Talking, you'd quit being cocky! You swing pretty rare for a bi Proxy!
Mock my felt world all you like, I hit harder than your father ever could!
I've got Sesame Street Credentials! You’re scared of Mr. Roger’s neighborhood!
Ticci Toby & Clockwork:
Nice try, but your style’s just a construct of your own askewed perception,
There’s no meaning behind your lessons and your raps are no exception!
Got this in the box and wrapped around my finger like a wristwatch,
And I’ll dislodge this dick off, now you’ve gone and Ticc’d me off!
14 Clockwork Assist
And Your Time is Up! This crazed witch has found a new dolly to Play With,
But he can burn like my last favorite, since he still can’t live up to Paige, bitch!
This wonky clock can fire off every shot he’s got, I dodge bullets like the Matrix
A tug of a string could set you straight, kid! So now who’s gettin’ Operated?
Shock factor’s wasted with every late vid and even your fanbase hates Six!
With the fakest tricks that even bring frowns through my face stitch!
Checkmate, prick! You got tourekt’d; I’ll laugh at the way YOU twitch,
Tell your paper bitch and nameless wiz kids; They won’t like ME when I get Creative
Tony the Talking Clock:
Hmpff! Stop mucking around on the track! That's for your fanfictions to chronicle!
Toby's Dreaming if he thinks I'll be toppled by Jane the Killer with a timepiece monocle
Because I'll send her back to the Hospital! Your bore of a Wattpad stories rizd slitting!
I'd have Mistaken you for Caulfield too, cause boy, do you li 
=== Ticci Toby: ===
My competition's conjured a cockless Cogsworth who wants to spar with me,
But when it comes to intimidating playthings, You Are Not Invited to the Party!
I've got a raving fan base craving for further explored lore and more
Your following’s just fetishist for gore and vore, jerking off to your torture porn!
I’m the strongest fog-stalking proxy accomplice since Masky,
So consider the future of attacking me; Looks like someone’s having a Bad Dream!
‘Cause I’ll send you packing once you grasp what mad sting this maniac brings,
So wonder what will happen when you challenge a madman at rapping? Bad Things!
=== Tony the Talking Clock: ===
Don't be stupid friend! There's always time to spit some bars!
I deal with juveniles all the time! Leave them traumatized like crashed cars!
Read up on your pasta memoirs (MEH! MEH! MEH!) I was not impressed.
Plus those rhymes were a softcore mess! Expected harsher from a teen with Tourette's.
Dishing Dismal diss threats that even Banksy’d select! You're a mere sad sack!
A stripey mime like cackling twat? Why on earth am I facing Laughing Jack?
Egads, you ripped your mask off Zodiac! Yet more horror you've corrupted!
I've Observed your antics and I'm puzzled why you think I'm this battles only puppet?
You can't stomach a HEALTHY helping of harshness! I could beat you by proxy!
I stop Talking, you'd quit being cocky! You swing pretty rare for a bi Proxy!
Mock my felt world all you like, I hit harder than your father ever could!
I've got Sesame Street Credentials! You’re scared of Mr. Roger’s neighborhood!
=== Ticci Toby & Clockwork: ===
Nice try, but your style’s just a construct of your own askewed perception,
There’s no meaning behind your lessons and your raps are no exception!
Got this in the box and wrapped around my finger like a wristwatch,
And I’ll dislodge this dick off, now you’ve gone and Ticc’d me off!
And Your Time is Up! This crazed witch has found a new dolly to Play With,
But he can burn like my last favorite, since he still can’t live up to Paige, bitch!
This wonky clock can fire off every shot he’s got, I dodge bullets like the Matrix
A tug of a string could set you straight, kid! So now who’s gettin’ Operated?
Shock factor’s wasted with every late vid and even your fanbase hates Six!
With the fakest tricks that even bring frowns through my face stitch!
Checkmate, prick! You got tourekt’d; I’ll laugh at the way YOU twitch,
Tell your paper bitch and nameless wiz kids; They won’t like ME when I get Creative
=== Tony the Talking Clock: ===
Hmpff! Stop mucking around on the track! That's for your fanfictions to chronicle!
Toby's Dreaming if he thinks I'll be toppled by Jane the Killer with a timepiece monocle
Because I'll send her back to the Hospital! Your bore of a Wattpad stories rizd slitting!
I'd have Mistaken you for Caulfield too, cause boy, do you like tense switching!
Lines sloppier than your stitching. You should really take your mental drugs, kid.
Raised by brain-dead, inbred trailer trash! Just ask your brother where you should stick it!
But look, a Computer! Where your relevance declines! This Clock Towers over both of you in rhyme!
This Sally poser whines that her Time’s Up: But eventually everyone runs out of time.
(the idea here was that a letter would appear every time the beat had a belltower chime.)
=== Jennifer Simpson: ===
First Fear! A verse appears; Cower as the Tower’s curses nearer,
Your hour’s here! Ancient power’s tear through fabric; Any bird could pierce her,
Steer clear of the final survivor; This Old Time’r’s whining couldn’t be clearer,
While Clockwork and plot-robbing Rodgers choked like they fell for the mirror!
It doesn’t take vision to find contradictions in what this can is spittin’
As if this British hypocrite has got dick to say about fanfiction!
But past your clock hands, this wrong man isn’t the only one frantically ticking
This proxy’s dropped when he can’t stand Simpson, so start panic clicking!
I’ve got six games and a movie! The best you can manage is cosplay!
My franchise’s Immortal! Your stories turned all the Darkness-Dementia-Raven-Wrong Ways!
I’m realer than you’ll ever be! You’re just a Barrow-bones mess!
Sketch THIS, you crooked wretch! Even the Scissorman would cut himself on your edge!
Captivate an audience’s interest over a four year gap? That’s not enough time!
Your views declined like the stability of your mind and I’m sure you won’t be fine!
You kill for revenge plans or teaching lessons; I struggled to protect friends,
And so every rapping path you seek will end in tragedy; Dead End HINT DEDUCTIONS:
Shitty Creepypastas: clockwork.
Life is Strange Rewind: Pretty straightforward. Time reversing applies exclusively to Tony, but time in general relates to the whole battle.
Computer to Internet: The inbetween step is a proxy. Ticci Toby is a "proxxy" for Slender Man.
Elmo on fire: Clockwork's story ends with her burning her house down and seeing her childhood doll amongst the flames. this dramatic explanation was better than the actual story
B&N: Toby and Tony.
 Vladimyr P. / John P. as Mr. Bear Brodecai / Vlad as Mr. Noseybonk WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE MR. BEAR AGAINST MR. NOSEYBONK BEGIN Mr. Bear: Have your spoons ready kids; prepare to dig into this freak Have a seat, so you can Seek as I leak your defeat This Local is loco, so step into my Cellar Then you’ll be number 17, so, little feller; Want to offend this offender? Let’s put the jigsaw together, Just to see what kind of bonk down I’ll be writing in my letter, That’ll leave you on the run, and once i’ve finished all your fun, The black will white out this mime from the BBC1. Mr. Noseybonk: I was on my way to potter dreams, but I’ll beat you instead Where you’ll end up like your mom and dad; shot, bled, and dead. You couldn’t land a hit, man, and with a camera in hand We’ll take it down to Caledon, and I’ll record your rap shenanigans You’re quite the hideous idiot, here is what I spit, deadliest Too bad you couldn’t get Elliot, to play Pokèballs with TikTok, hear the clock? That’s how silent this rap is The Cons to cute fuzzy hugs is that you fap to kids Mr. Bear: Your nose seems to grow since you’re spitting out lies Now go sit in the corner ‘fore I anguish you live Mr. Noseybonk: You are hitting on kids for your own entertainment How can you attempt to spit when you live in your ma’s basement? Mr. Bear: Don’t talk back to Mr. Bear you stuck up, Nosey, little shit So disappointed in this Brit, ground you with the fire I spit Send a letter to my cellar, love to have you on my show I’ll make you black and blue with disses then murder you with my flow! My blood pressure is high, but my chance of winning is higher You’re quite the liar if the dire of children is your desire The fire burns, to leave you and your berry strange passion In the hands of the internet to bury your Ashens. Mr. Noseybonk: Your history’s sex-offensive, and you’re calling me Nosey? Just move out of my neighborhood you Sesame Street Phony! You’re quite fruity, and moody, and you are looking pretty loony To escape reality you veer to touching children’s Booby’s I give my OK to this win, so let's have you never rapping In a dead silent sleep, I’ll leave this kid- forever -napping The war I’ve conquered was Bonkers; when in the cold, dead air Will leave off with the last episode; “The Death of Mr. Bear