Gus Griswald and Cornchip Girl Behave at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Get Ungrounded

== Cast ==
Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Cornchip Girl-Kayla
Willy Wonka-Paul
Oompa-Loompa 1 on boat and Luke LaMaise-Wiseguy
Oompa-Loompa 2 on boat and Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Veruca Salt and Madge Griswald-Allison
Gelman-Joey
Cornchip Girl's mum-Catherine
== Transcript ==
At the Third Street Playground, Gus Griswald was sitting on a bench with Cornchip Girl.
Gus: Ah, what a great day!
Cornchip Girl: It certainly is!
Gus: We had a great relaxation since we beat Clyde Philmore and Beady in a dodgeball war. TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen and Mikey congratulated us.
Cornchip Girl: Yeah, Clyde and Beady are no match for us!
Gus: Hey, Cornchip Girl! Shall I go to Kelso's to buy you a chocolate bar?
Cornchip Girl: Of course! And speaking of chocolates, why don't we go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
Gus: Good idea, Corny! Let's do it! Under one condition: we need to get the golden tickets!
Cornchip Girl: Good idea! We'll go to Kelso's to get them!
Gus: I'll also buy you a chocolate bar as well.
Later, Gus Griswald and Cornchip Girl arrived at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Cornchip Girl: Okay, let's wait for Willy Wonka!
Gus: Okay, this is going to be the great day ever!
The gates opened. Willy Wonka came out of the factory and approached Gus and Cornchip Girl.
Willy: Thank you! Welcome, my friends! Welcome! Today's going to be such an exciting day! But first, may I see your golden tickets, please?
Gus: With pleasure!
Cornchip Girl: We got the golden tickets!
Gus: Here you go, Mr Wonka!
Gus and Cornchip Girl gave the golden tickets to Mr Wonka.
Willy: Thanks! Are we ready? Good! Let's go!
Gus: What a glorious day!
Cornchip Girl: I know, Gus! We're going to have a great tour!
Gus and Cornchip Girl walked along as they followed Willy Wonka and entered the Chocolate Factory.
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's go to the signing room!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl went to the signing room.
Willy: Now let's start signing the papers!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl signed the papers together and then they succeeded.
Gus: If I were Scribe Kid, I did the scribing well.
Cornchip Girl: Good scribing, Gus!
Willy: Okay everyone! Let's take you to the Chocolate Room.
So Willy opened the door that led to the Chocolate Room. Then Gus and Cornchip Girl entered the Chocolate Room.
Willy: This is the Chocolate Room! This is where the chocolate is flowing. Chocolate must be untouched. There are some chocolate bars and sweets for you to eat!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl started to help themselves. Then they finished.
Gus: Wow! Nice candy!
Cornchip Girl: They're so delicious!
Willy: Good! I hope you like helping yourselves in this room! Now let's wait for the boat! We're going on a boat that can take us to the Inventing Room!
Just then the boat arrived.
Willy: Let's hop on the boat!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl hopped onto the boat.
Willy: Men, take us to the Inventing Room!
Oompa-Loompa 1: Yes, sir!
Oompa-Loompa 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas started to row the boat.
Gus: What a great ride, isn't it, Cornchip Girl?
Cornchip Girl: It sure is!
Willy: We're entering the tunnel now.
The boat went in the tunnel.
Willy: This is going to be a wacky ride! Yeehaw!
Cornchip Girl: What a great ride!
Gus: Sounds creepy enough!
Willy: Listen to my singing. There's no early way of knowing. Which direction we are going there's no knowing where we're rowing. (echoing) Rowing... Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Bleh! Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! OOOOOAAAAAAAAAH! Okay, men! Stop the boat!
Oompa-Loompas 1 and 2: Yes, sir!
So the Oompa-Loompas stopped the boat.
Willy: Okay! Everyone off the boat!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl came off the boat.
Willy: Okay, we're at the Inventing Room now! Let's go in!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl followed Willy and entered the Inventing Room. The Oompa-Loompas were inventing some food, especially Butterscoth and Buttergin.
Gus: This room is amazing!
Cornchip Girl: It sure is!
Gus: Look at the Oompa-Loompas! They're making food!
Cornchip Girl: Sounds delicious! Let's look around!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl walked along with Willy. Then Gus and Cornchip Girl looked at the Everlasting Gobstopper machine.
Gus: Is that a machine? I'll take a look.
Gus tried to look into the Everlasting Gobstopper machine; a buzzer went off.
Willy: No! Don't. Please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth.
Gus: What's it do?
Willy: Well, if you really want to know.
Willy pushed a button. The machine goes through a long process, then produced Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Cornchip Girl: What is it?
Willy: It's an Everlasting Gobstopper! You can suck 'em forever and they'll never get any smaller.
Gus: I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!
Cornchip Girl: Me too.
Willy: Alright, but I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them secret and never show them to anyone, uh, as long as you live. Agreed?
Gus and Cornchip Girl: Agreed.
Willy: There you go. There's one for everyone.
Willy handed out the Everlasting Gobstoppers to Gus and Cornchip Girl ate the Everlasting Gobstoppers all up, and then they finished.
Willy: Everybody has an Everlasting Gobstopper? Yes! Good. Now if you'll follow me, I have something very special to show you.
Willy showed Gus and Cornchip Girl a gum contraption.
Gus: Wow! What a contraption.
Willy: Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. Now: button, button, who's got the button?
Cornchip Girl: It's over there.
Willy: Here?
Cornchip Girl: Yeah.
Willy pushed the button; the contraption began to work.
Willy: What you are witnessing, dear friends, is the most enormous miracle of the machine age: the creation of a confectionery giant! Finito!
Cornchip Girl: That's all?
Willy: That's all?!? Don't you know what this is?
Gus: By gum, it's gum!
Willy: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Gus: What's so fab about it?
Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
Cornchip Girl: Bull.
Willy: No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
Gus: Hey, Wonka! What's on your hand?
Willy: It's gum!
Gus: Good thinking.
Cornchip Girl: What a beauty!
Willy: Nice comment! Well, anyway.
Willy put away the three course dinner gum.
Willy: Let's move to the Fizzy Lifting Room.
So Gus and Cornchip Girl went off to the Fizzy Lifting Room. Then they entered the Fizzy Lifting Room.
Willy: You're going to love this next invention.
Then Willy showed everyone the next invention which was the Fizzy Lifting Drink Machine.
Gus: What's it do?
Willy: It's making Fizzy Lifting Drinks. The drink fills you with gas. And the gas lifts you right off the ground like a balloon.
Gus: I don't want that drink.
Cornchip Girl: Neither do I, because we're not thirsty.
Willy: Good thinking. I can't release these drinks. There'd be tourists flying around everywhere. Now come along. You're going to be wild about this next room.
Cornchip Girl: Thanks!
Willy: Let's go to the Geese Room!
So everyone went to the Geese Room and then they entered the Geese Room. Willy had an announcement.
Willy: Geese lay golden eggs. Chocolate golden eggs, and only the finest. As you can see.
One Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a golden egg on it, and another Oompa-Loompa was pushing a trolley with a cardboard box on it.
Willy: These are quadruple size geese and they lay octuple size eggs.
Willy showed everyone the Eggdicator. The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: My Eggdicator eggs. Eggdicator examines every egg.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the scanner. The egg was good. A ding was heard and the egg got shined up and shipped out all over the world. The Oompa-Loompa came with a trolley and put the good egg on the trolley.
Willy: The good ones are kept and polished up.
The Oompa-Loompa carted the good egg away.
The egg that one of the geese laid landed on a mechanical hand.
Willy: And the bad eggs are dropped down the chute.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the trapdoor. The trapdoor dumped the bad egg down the chute and a "honk-honk" sound was heard.
Cornchip Girl: Wow! I really love these golden eggs!
Gus: So do I!
Cornchip Girl: Those geese are so cute.
Willy: Okay, guys! Shall we press on? Let's go to the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone went to the Wonkavision Room. Then they arrived at the entrance to the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Okay, everyone. Let's put on the white suits before we can enter the Wonkavision Room.
So everyone put on the white suits and then everyone entered the Wonkavision Room. Willy showed everyone his invention: the Wonkavision. He had an announcement.
Willy: Wonkavision, my latest and greatest invention.
Gus: So, it's just television?
Willy: Uh, it's Wonkavision.
Willy commanded the Oompa-Loompas.
Willy: Observe.
The Oompa-Loompas brought in the oversized Wonka chocolate bar and put it on the Wonkavision platform. Then they left.
Willy picked up a remote.
Willy: Lights, camera, Wonkavision!
Willy pressed the button to make the chocolate bar disappear.
Gus: That was terrific!
Cornchip Girl: What happened to the chocolate?
Willy pointed to the specks flying over to the Wonkavision screen.
Willy: It's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces and it gets reassembled over there. Of course, the chocolate gets smaller when we beam it through.
The Wonka chocolate got reassembled in the screen.
Willy: Just like on regular TV.
Gus: That's amazing. I'll get the chocolate bar.
Gus walked up to the screen and took the chocolate bar out of the screen. He opened up the wrapper and ate the chocolate bar all up.
Gus: It's delicious. It's a miracle.
Willy: It's Wonkavision.
Cornchip Girl: Wow! What an excellent invention!
Willy: Okay, guys! Let's leave the Wonkavision Room!
So everyone left the Wonkavision Room.
Willy: Let's take off the white suits!
So everyone took off the white suits.
Willy: Let's meet at my office door!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl followed Willy to his office door and then they arrived at Willy's office door.
Willy: Okay, this concludes the tour. I hope you enjoyed it. You can show yourselves out. Just up this hall. Anyway, anyone who wins the contest will get a prize. Let me think. And the winners are... Gus Griswald and Theresa LaMaise! You deserve a lifetime supply of chocolate!
Gus: Thanks!
Willy: Gus and Theresa, come inside my office with me!
So everyone got in the office with Willy and then Willy closed the door. Then he got on his desk.
Willy: Congratulations Gus Griswald and Theresa LaMaise, you won a contest. You can take some chocolate home. Then your parents will be very proud of you because you won a contest.
Gus: Thank you, Mr Wonka! Thank you!
Cornchip Girl: Mr Wonka, you're the best guy ever!
Willy: You're welcome! As another reward, want to ride the Great Glass Wonkavator with me?
Gus: We'd love to!
Willy: Okay! Let's hop into it!
So Willy, Gus and Cornchip Girl got into the Great Glass Wonkavator. The door closed.
Willy: Push the button, Gus?
Gus: Okay.
So Gus pushed the button.
Willy: There it goes. Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. Faster, faster . . . If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through.
Gus: Get through what?
Willy: Ah-ha!
Cornchip Girl: You mean we're going . . .?
Willy: Up and out!
The Wonkavator went up through the roof and flew into the sky.
Cornchip Girl: Gus, you're a handsome genius!
Cornchip Girl kissed Gus on his checks.
Willy: Get up. Take a look.
Gus: Isn't this a beautiful view?
Cornchip Girl: Yeah, look over here, Gus. I think I see a Navy ship which is my home.
Gus: Wow! I see my house. There's our school Third Street School.
Willy: How did you like my factory, Gus and Theresa?
Gus: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.
Cornchip Girl: So do I.
Willy: I'm very pleased to hear you say.
Gus: This is the best day out ever! Our parents will be so proud of me and Cornchip Girl. Let's have a great ride!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl enjoyed riding on the Wonkavator with Willy. Later, Gus, Cornchip Girl and Willy rode the Wonkavator back in the Chocolate Factory to Willy's office. Everyone got out.
Willy: Gus and Theresa, you have behaved very well. Congratulations, you have take the lifetime supply of chocolate home.
Gus: Thank you, Mr Wonka! You're a genius!
Cornchip Girl: Here, here! And Gus, want to come to my house for a snack?
Gus: Certainly!
Willy: Good luck, kids! Have fun! Come again another day!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl left the office and walked on their way out and went out of the chocolate factory. Later, in the lounge in the Navy ship, Cornchip Girl was sitting on a lounge with Gus.
Cornchip Girl: Gus, what a clever adventure! You made me happy.
Gus: I know! Willy Wonka is an excellent chocolatier! Everyone adores him!
Cornchip Girl: But what about Gelman? We saw her attacking Veruca Salt!
Gus: Veruca Salt?! Oh no! Not that meanie! She's a maddie! I'm scared of her!
Cornchip Girl: Gus, what's wrong? Why are you so scared?
Gus: Because Veruca is a meanie! I'm scared of her!
Cornchip Girl: Don't be silly, Gus! Veruca's not that bad!
Gus: Let me tell you something! She's always extremely rude to anyone, especially her own parents! She pushed and shoved Violet Beauregard as everyone started touring the Chocolate River, she demanded that her dad get her an Oompa-Loompa, she whined and demanded a second Gobstopper when she thought that Violet had two and put on an atrocious performance in the Geese Room. Veruca's so mean and horrid! She's too scary! She's a maddie, I tell you!
Cornchip Girl: Gus, listen. Let me tell you something. Veruca's not a maddie anyway. She's changed. She's reformed. She's more well-behaved because her dad disciplined her more.
Gus: Oh, really? Are you sure?
Cornchip Girl: She's a changed girl. Anyway, I saw Gelman attacking her.
Gus: Okay, let's see what happened back at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Veruca Salt was grabbing Gelman by the arm and literally dragged him out of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
Veruca: This is the last time that I EVER take you to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Gelman!
Gelman: I wanted a lifetime supply of chocolate, Veruca! I WANTED IT!
Veruca: How dare you behave in such an ill-mannered way, fatso! You have caused too much trouble! You've been bullying anyone during the tour! You're a rotten mean boy, and you never behave here! This time, you are getting punished!
Gelman: I want to go to KFC!
Veruca's face was now redder than a tomato.
Veruca: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO KFC, GELMAN! AFTER THE WAY YOU BEHAVED IN THE FACTORY, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING! IN FACT, I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON TO SELL YOUR DVDS THAT YOU LIKED!
Gelman: Oh, and what did I do in the factory?!
Veruca: Let's see. You pushed George Stemple down the steps as we started touring the Chocolate Factory, you pulled down your pants to moon the tourists, including me, you pushed Jordan in the chocolate river, you called the Oompa-Loompas the N-word, you beat up the Oompa-Loompas, you swore at Phil, you fed Jerome the three course dinner gum, you punched Bradley in the face, you pulled Swinger Girl's hair, you attacked Violet, you called Augustus a fat F-word, you beat up Mike, you fed Scribe Kid and Jennifer Fizzing Lifting Drinks to make them fly up to the ceiling, you attacked Digger Dave and Digger Sam, you put Tara on the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace, you shrunk Captain Brad with the Wonkavision and you attacked Phil, Gordy, Willy, Megan and Judy! Now Scribe Kid and Jennifer have to burp their way back down to the ceiling before they get killed by a ceiling fan because you fed them Fizzing Lifting Drinks to make them fly up to the ceiling! Now King Bob has to rescue Tara, because you put Tara on the Eggdicator to make her fall down the garbage chute that led to the furnace! Jordan has to be rescued from the Fudge Room after being sucked through the pipe that led to it, and Jerome has to go to the Juicing Room to be dejuiced, and it's all your fault! And Captain Brad has to go to the taffy pulling room to be stretched back to normal, because of you!
Gelman smirked.
Gelman: Jerome is now a fat little blueberry! He deserved everything he ever got!
That did it for Veruca. She grabbed Gelman by his arm and started to spank him!
Gelman: OW! Veruca, stop! Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I hate you! I hate you! I want my parents!
Veruca: Well, I'm the best you've got! It's about time you grew up, Leo Gelman! When you get home, you are going to be grounded and going straight to your room and getting rid of your favourite DVDs, including the South Park DVDs, the Family Guy DVDs and the Sausage Party DVD because I'm going to sell them to the DVD store!
Gelman: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Veruca: I CAN AND I WILL! YOU'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH BEING A BULLY DURING THE ENTIRE TOUR! OH AND I'M GOING TO SELL YOUR SOUTH PARK DOLLS TO CHARITY!
Gelman: Why, you little...!
Gelman went to attack Veruca, but Veruca managed to grab both of his fists just in time.
Veruca: Don't you even DARE attempt to hit me, Gelman! You are going home and that's final!
Veruca dragged Gelman home.
Gelman: You're the worst babysitter ever! Let me go! Let me go, you meanie! I'll get Lawson to give you a concussion time for this!
Veruca: OH BE QUIET, GELMAN!
Gus was impressed.
Gus: Wow, Veruca told Gelman off. Gelman has been a bully during the tour!
Cornchip Girl: See, Gus? Like, Veruca's not so bad! She told Gelman off! Anyway, let's eat the chocolate bars!
So Gus and Cornchip Girl ate the chocolate bars, and they even put the wrappers in the bin and returned to the couch. Then Luke LaMaise and Cornchip Girl's mum came.
Luke: So, Theresa? I've heard you and Gus had a great time with Mr Wonka!
Cornchip Girl's mum: Is this true?
Cornchip Girl: Yes, Gus and I had a great time! We behaved at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!
Gus: I impressed your daughter, Luke!
Luke: Well done, Gus! Well done!
Gus: Mr Wonka rewarded me and your daughter a lifetime supply of chocolate! We had a ride on a Wonkavator with Mr Wonka!
Cornchip Girl's mum: Wow! What an excellent adventure you've been through!
Luke: Gus, thank you for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You made us very proud!
Cornchip Girl's mum: Take your lifetime supply of chocolate with you while we call your parents!
Gus: Righto! Bye, Cornchip Girl!
Cornchip Girl: Bye, Gus!
Gus and Cornchip Girl and Gus went home, taking his lifetime supply of chocolate with him. Luke and Cornchip Girl's mum were very proud of Cornchip Girl.
Luke: Theresa, thank you for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You made us very proud! You are now ungrounded.
Cornchip Girl's mum: You can do whatever you want.
Cornchip Girl: Thanks, mum and dad!
Back in Gus's house, Lieutenant Griswald and Madge Griswald were very proud of Gus.
Lieutenant Griswald: Gus, thank you for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! You made us very proud!
Madge: Cornchip Girl's parents told us that you and Cornchip Girl have got the lifetime supply of chocolate as a reward for behaving at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! And you and Cornchip Girl have taken the lifetime supply of chocolate home for new treats! What a good boy you are!
Lieutenant Griswald: You are now ungrounded.
Madge: You can do whatever you want.
Gus: Thanks, mom and pop!
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