Squidward, Why!? (fanfiction)

Squidward, Why!? is a fanmade episode of the Spongebob Squarepants fanon series 
==Episode Info==
Squidward seeks revenge against Fredrick T. Nitpit and Milo J. Finkerfish and successfully attacked them until he got arrested until he joined forces with Plankton to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to rule Bikini Bottom
==Characters==
*Spongebob Squarepants
*Patrick Star
*Mr. Krabs
*Squidward Tentacles
*Plankton
*Karen
*Fredrick T. Nitpit
*Milo J. Finkerfish
*Fiasco
*New Critic
*Roger
*Lodge Leader
*Contest Manager
==Transcript==
Narrator: “It's a perfect day at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob was having a perfect time, except Squidward. Suddenly, Fredrick T. Nitpit entered at the Krusty Krab, customers cheered at him. Fiasco and the talent agent worshipped him”
Squidward: “Not him again.”
Customer #1: “It's him!”
Customer #2: “The world's famous critic.”
Fredrick T. Nitpit: “Excuse me Squidward Tentacles, I would like a Krabby Patty with googly eyes please, I won't eat it.”
Squidward: “Spongebob, bring me a Krabby Patty.”
Spongebob: “Aye, aye!”
(Spongebob give Squidward a fresh Krabby Patty and Squidward put googly eyes on it and with a little bit of glue)
Squidward: “Volia! I would do it the same as Patrick does (shows Fredrick a Krabby Patty w/ googly eyes).”
Fredrick T. Nitpit: “(Sees Squidward’s Krabby Patty with googly eyes) Sorry Squidward, you're not still a real artist, forever.”
Milo J. Finkerfish: “Yeah, everyone knows that you were a sloppy artist and a lazy clarinet player because you kept playing with the clarinet recklessly that you should go to the Chum Bucket and work there. Besides, you're too dumb to play the clarinet. Your dance skills are also fake, slimy, and ugly.”
(The people of Bikini Bottom laughed at Squidward and he began to cry and ran away from the Krusty Krab)
Fredrick T. Nitpit: “Well, he'll never see us again.”
(...unless Squidward went back to the Krusty Krab and brought his demonic sculpture creation: Venus de Calamari and seek revenge at Fredrick T. Nitpit and the talent agent)
Squidward: “I’m tired of people thinking my talents do not exist! I’m tired of critics calling my artwork gross and stinky! Fine! This isn't being a sloppy artist, THIS IS BEING A LAZY CLARINET PLAYER AND A SLOPPY ARTIST THAT HAVE NO TALENT!”
(Squidward began to kill Fredrick T. Nitpit with his Venus de Calamari, then punched at Milo J. Finkerfish and smashed him, then threw Fiasco with a cash register and beaten him up, then Mr. Krabs feel something not right)
Mr. Krabs: “Uh oh! I've heard something burning me money.”
(Mr. Krabs opened the door and found out Squidward suffering and crying after climbing on the ceiling)
Mr. Krabs: “Who's fault is that!? (Looks at Fredrick T. Nitpit, Fiasco, and the Milo J. Finkerfish got killed by Squidward)”
Fredrick T. Nitpit: “(suffering) It was Squidward, he did this to us! But it wasn't his idea, it was Patrick’s idea that he made a krabby patty with googly eyes.”
Mr. Krabs: “Squidward!!! How could you do this to these innocent famous people!? It was Patrick’s idea for the Krabby Patty, huh Squidward?”
Fredrick T. Nitpit: “ As you can see, you can see the Venus de Calamari that Squidward made was covered in slime which I was allergic to.”
Mr. Krabs: “That’s it! Squidward! You’re fired!”
(Meanwhile at the Chum Bucket infamously)
Plankton: “Today is the time to steal the Krabby Patty Formula. (Looks at the Krusty Krab when Squidward got arrested) Why are the police here at the Krusty Krab? (Gets depressed) It's no use. Mr. Krabs called the cops to guard the secret formula again. Let's face it Karen, we're failures, let's change the Chum Bucket into Type: Failure.”
Karen: “My senses that Squidward was responsible by killing one of these critics. He's the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom just like you, and you're the most hated person in Bikini Bottom too. Maybe your relationship with him wasn't in a good bond.”
Plankton: “I know Karen, he only works in a cash register and never heard of the ingredients in the secret formula. Now, I've just got a thing.”
(Cut to Squidward behind bars)
Squidward: “I’m tired of everyone calling me an outcast of Bikini Bottom and they always treating me as the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom. I have no choice but to destroy the Dirty Bubble Records myself! If I were not a good artist, clarinet player, or have no talent, maybe I'll steal Mr. Krabs’ stupid formula myself.”
(But then it happened, Plankton used chum to break out to free Squidward out)
Squidward: “Plankton, what are you doing here!?”
Plankton: “I'm sorry that I hate your talents, I'm sorry that I stole your clarinet and Mr. Krabs’ secret formula. I surrender, I will never steal the secret formula again.”
Squidward: “Fine, let's get outta here!”
(Plankton and Squidward escaped out of prison without being seen)
(Cut to the Chum Bucket)
Squidward: “So Plankton, you found out that I was the most hated person in Bikini Bottom?”
Plankton: “No, I was giving up, I was changing the Chum Bucket into Type: Failure.”
Squidward: “I'll help you steal that Krabby Patty Formula, because everyone wants me to work in the Chum Bucket instead of the Krusty Krab instead of becoming a true artist and have good talent. Now I'm stuck that everyone gave me respect to look like a long line of evil villains and reckless losers.”
(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick worried about Squidward)
Spongebob: “Patrick, I was worried about Squidward.”
Patrick: “I can do that.”
Spongebob: “What if we were the ones that made Squidward so miserable and selfish, maybe I don't need him anymore.”
Patrick: “So that’s why we ruined Squidward’s day off.”
Spongebob: “We sure do. He wants himself to do his thing.”
(Cut back to the Chum Bucket)
Squidward: “Plankton, I want to join your fast food restaurant to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and we'll destroy Mr. Krabs the cheapskate and RULE THE WORLD!”
Plankton: “But, what if you are still working at the Krusty Krab, you might betray me.”
Squidward: “No. I'm just a former employee of the Krusty Krab.”
Plankton: “Bark ytsurk? Alumrof terces yttap ybbark?”
Squidward: “Stop the mumbling Plankton. This is serious.”
Plankton: “Ok, fine. You could cooperate with me.”
(Cut to the Krusty Krab closed at 6:00 when Mr. Krabs went back home. Squidward and Plankton were sneaking to the front door)
Squidward: “Don't enter the front door.”
Plankton: “Is there a boobytrap, like that wet floor might be flammable gasoline?”
Squidward: “Yep.”
Plankton: “And the back door might be locked?”
(Squidward and Plankton went near to the back door, and it's locked)
Plankton: “Dang it Krabs. It's locked, unless some rotten chum might rot every material (Slathered the back door with rotten chum).”
(Plankton and Squidward hid in the dumpster and the rotten chum began to rot everything on the door)
Squidward: “Let's go now.”
(Squidward and Plankton sneak into the kitchen and to the bosses’ room, Plankton put chum to rot on the safe’s door and the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is here)
Plankton: “Jackpot!”
Squidward: “Now hurry.”
(Squidward and Plankton sneak back to the Chum Bucket)
(The next day, SpongeBob was going to work until he sawed someone crying after the Bikini Bottom Dance-a-thon building got burned down)
Spongebob: “What's wrong?”
Contest Manager: “Someone burned down the building while Bikini Bottom Dance-a-thon was having an audition and talent contest, but now, performers can't perform in this rubble minefield.”
(Flashback when Squidward burnt down the Bikini Bottom Dance-a-thon for performers that have perfect talents)
Lodge Leader: “No! It was also Squidward, we had to disqualify him after bringing non-cephalopods. But he bulldozed our Cephalopod Lodge and blew our cover with a bulldozer!”
Roger: “This is why Squidward is our enemy!”
(Flashback when Squidward bulldozed the Cephalopod Lodge with a bulldozer)
New Critic: “Yep! It was Squidward, he's the one who helped that most hated person in Bikini Bottom stole the secret formula after murdering critics and talent judges and agents, and even famous people. He also destroyed the Curly Bubble Records.”
Spongebob: “Squidward! I have to warn Mr. Krabs.”
(Spongebob went to the Krusty Krab, but too late, the Krusty Krab got destroyed when Mr. Krabs was crying)
Spongebob: “Mr. Krabs.”
Mr. Krabs: “It's too late Spongebob, Doom has already spread everything in Bikini Bottom. Squidward and Plankton have won. They also leave a bucket of explosive chum to destroy me restaurant.”
Spongebob: “Mr. Krabs, we can't just give up just yet, we'd should steal the krabby patty secret formula back and teach Squidward and Plankton a lesson.”
Mr. Krabs: “We, will you mean?”
Spongebob: “Yes, if we pretend to work with him.”
(Cut to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs headed to the Chum Bucket that now had customers)
Mr. Krabs: “Hey Plankton.”
Plankton: “Krabs! Sorry, but too late.”
Mr. Krabs: “No, but we were applying for a job.”
Plankton: “Mr. Krabs working at the Chum Bucket?”
(Everyone laughed at Spongebob and Mr. Krabs)
Squidward: “So, It isn't Spongebob and Mr. Krabs again, Does it what it takes to steal your Krabby Patty secret formula back?”
(Everyone laughed harder at Spongebob and Mr. Krabs until a new critic began to sneak in the back door of the Chum Bucket, and stole the stolen Krabby Patty secret formula and returned it back to the Krusty Krab, then went back to the Chum Bucket and punished Squidward)
New Critic: “I'd think not!”
(Everyone gasped at the new famous critic)
New Critic: “It was Squidward and Plankton who was responsible for destroying talent contests, critics, talent agents and judges, and famous people, then broke an important rule about formula plagarism. I was returning the secret formula back where it came from.”
(The customers screamed and ran outside from the Chum Bucket)
Squidward: “Plankton!? Is stealing the secret formula breaking the lame excuse known as formula plagarism!?”
New Critic: “Yes it is. (Arrests Plankton and Squidward along with a little help with the police) You're under arrest due to a list of complaints such as destroying art critics and talent judges and agents.”
(Cut to Squidward and Plankton in the back of a police truck, and were sent to jail)
Squidward: “Curse you Plankton (Stepped on Plankton)!”
Mr. Krabs: “Without Squidward, who's going to do the cash register?”
(Cut to the Krusty Krab rebuilted when the new critic working at the cash register)
New Critic: “Don't worry Mr. Krabs, I also manage your cash register to be keep-in-check just in case.”
Mr. Krabs: “Ok, then I'll give you minimum wages.”
(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs and the new critic laughed with a happy ending)
The End
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