Pelor

Pelor is the human God of the Sun, Everything Bright, and sometimes the moon. Pelor's mind works in mysterious ways, and his followers often have time fully comprehending the messages he sends them. He pretends to do prank calls, hijacks other gods' messages, has controversial opinions, and generally is just a waste of time.
What Pelor IS good at, however, is smiting undead.
== The Song of Pelor ==
The sun is bright
The sun is hot
And everything is right in the cooking pot
The Undead rise
And Humans die
So, um… Stop them, you porcupine
You may be weak
You may be poor
But only you can enter my grocery store
The Light abounds
And shines around
Cause Pelor sings for all!
Yo Obad-hai!
Try and beat that, muffin pie!
I’m not movin’
You got nothin’
Cause I’m the fucking king of “Gods Go Singing"
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