IPhone 13

The iPhone 13 was made by the ghost of Steve Jobs when he decided to retaliate against Tim Cook. He took the already barely changed 12, diagonalized the cameras, shrank the notch and called it a day. It has a pretty decent amount of memory and an unreasonably large screen. It costs 30000 UnDollars to purchase this heap of trash that weighs twice as much as the Titanic.
== History ==
After the high (no, LOW!) sales of the iPhone 12, Tim Cook needed to make more money to maintain his condom shaped headquarters, so he and his team created the ultimate iPhone. It had:
# Fast
# 5G
# Very specific colors
It also has a Pro Max version with 3 cameras instead of 2. Talk about a [[DEAL]]!
They still don't have a charger.
==Reception==
The public basically liked the phone because you could play Among Us in 4096K, which led people into buying it so they could play Among Us in never-before-seen quality.
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