Candle Cove vs. Happy Appy

Candle Cove vs. Happy Appy is a installment of BattlestarGaraptica. Edited by Ryan Shackle and written by Ryan Shackle, Frenzy and MaNCHA. 
== Cast ==
Primetec (Audio) and Anya Mason (Video) as Janice
Frenzy (Audio) and Gregory Bat (Video) as Pirate Percy
Mancha (Audio) and Ryan Shackle (Video) as Poppy
Adam as Happy Appy
MetalFireVA as Skin Taker
Yobar as Horace Horrible
Zawesome as Forensik
Ryan Shackle as Gerasim Yakovlev
Harley Taliafero as Melrose (Cameo)
Die-Hearts as Laughingstock (Cameo)
== Lyrics ==
=== Candle Cove ===
=== Janice: ===
I'd usually scurry when a battle doth arise,
But I'll stick it to you quickly use your noggin to realize,
Candle Cove is my home I'll leave you behind like Melrose,
And I'll be pulling on your strings like a couple of friends I know.
=== Pirate Percy: ===
Do I really need to fight? You have to go inside...
You're more annoying than an orange and your fanbase combined,
I'm trowling, you're cowering entertainment nigh terrible,
Bruised till you lose because I frankly fail to Care-amel.
=== Poppy: ===
Welcome to our Happy Ship maybe best if you moved along,
You'll be mashed into applesauce by the end of our song,
You can't worm out of this, because your death will be first, mate,
Then I'll diss you until you turn over in your grave...
=== Happy Appy: ===
Viewer discretion is advised! I'll seep into your mind,
Unlike your futures nigh, it seems this episode is live,
I can see what will happen it doesn't look good for you,
Especially when you get outclassed by the rubber fishes crew,
You seem very confident, but where are all your fans now?
Come with me to my van and soon enough you'll find out,
Bringing on the death stare to static your screens every week,
All your little laughingstocks belong on Sesame Street.
=== Candle Cove: ===
=== Skin Taker: ===
You're rotten and awful and about to get shipwrecked,
Win on the skin of the teeth on this Abyssal marionette,
This is the Day of the Dead, your fate is worse than 9/11,
Add a new cape to my collection since you spoiled television, 
=== Horace Horrible: ===
The rough seas is no place for those who aren't worthy 
And you, dawg, are only good fot one thing: No scurvy,
This sorcerer is sickened by the means of your "slaughter",
And your raps which amount to naught but pure Bilgewater.
=== Forenzik: ===
Forenzik has written your names on his list, 
With your mysterious death you wouldn't find me with forensics.
I'm a Gas-masked madman, you belong in the trash can,
Beware the anthrax, for stealing you is getting out of hand,
A baby-face coward who takes orders from the mother ship?
It's just one year closed to when I grind your skin!
You're as old and dusty as the box you were left in,
Have fun finding me! Sincerely Forenzik. 
=== Gerasim Yakovlev: ===
Listen stepbrother, I'm not proud of what you did,
So I bring your demise remember, that's natural, children,
With the True Vision I envision seeing both of your shows end,
Since you're all even more twisted than the horror of Wonder Showzen.
Category:BattlestarGaraptica
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Creepypasta