Hurm

Hurm, often supplemented by additional "Rs" or "Ms", is a term coined by AuronKaizer. It is a term of infinite self-reflection used to indicate that the one who uttered the word is thinking about something or other, and usually prompts feelings of uncertain expectations in others, especially if the Hurm is not connected to the current topic of discussion. The research fields of Hurmology and Hurmography are dedicated to researching the existentialist and agrarian connotations of Hurm, which has entered public consciousness on a large scale.
The word is difficult to pronounce in spoken language, as one requirement is that the speaker's vocal chords must have been affected by whiskey binge drinking on a relatively medium scale, something which only AuronKaizer and Jackie Earle Haley have accomplished to this day. It is much easier to accomplish this when one has the flu, or when one is dying from having to suffer through any installment of the Twilight saga.
The term was stolen and used by Alan Moore, a notorious thief of ideas, as a "catchphrase" for Rorschach, a character from his graphic novel, Watchmen, in 1985, an act which did not slip past the attention of AuronKaizer. He saw to that Moore would never know success again, and would be viewed as a crazy outsider loon by the general public for all time. This would affect Moore to the point that he developed a penchant for disowning filmatic adaptations of his work, which would usually turn out to be much better than his originals, thus fulfilling AuronKaizer's revenge.
Category:Kaizerian Dictionary