SCP-scariest fucking scp

SUBJECT NAME : SCP - So scary
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OBJECT CLASS : kreterSpecial containment procedure : SCP - scary ass mf is contained atom-by-atom separated within every single cell of gluten. People with gluten allergies are legally allowed to be tortured to death by good SCP staff members on and off duty via the hotdog brine method, because they are stupid infidels that cannot contribute to the cause and should get over it. All instances of the SCP are to be contained within the Pizza Tower.
Special containment procedure : contain it again now boy
Description : SCP- horrifying terrorfying scary fuck is the eyes, nose, and suckulent lips of a caucasian white person. it weighs 0 pounds and will fuck your shit up. it does not have a body because it cannot anchor it's colossal size within our physical realm, it has a really massive cock that can't fit in this dimension but totally can fit in your mum WEEEEEEEEEYYYY thats a lad joke so you pussy farting women arent going to get it, grow some big swinging meaty horse balls under your scrote and then we can talk, you lesser lifeform. My dad can contain it.
SCP-spooking me real bad right about now is able to move at the exact decimal estimate to whatever Nova Scotia citizen Frankie MacDonald predicts it to be moving at within any allotted timespan, ranging from a mileage of 99999999999999999999999999999999999miles mph to 999999999999999999999999999999999999mph per hour. This speed is overwhelmingly really fast for any average human being of the following ethnicities :
* Indian
* Pakistani
* Bangladeshi
* Chinese
** Caribbean
** African
*** White and Black Caribbean
*** White and Black African
*** White and Asian
**** English, Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish or British
**** Irish
**** Gypsy or Irish Traveller
**** Roma
***** Arab
****** Arab
******* Arab
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*************** Special containment procedure : SCP - most frightening is to be sealed permanently within a 4x4 containment cell with air conditioners vented to each wall constantly flowing microplastics into the air to sustain the subject's dietary needs. He is to be fed 12 heaping pounds of delicious ███████ and large quantities of Huel nutrition supplements.
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Due to this, all encounters with SCP - so fucking scary I'm shaking and shitting myself are to be responded to with IMMEDIATE fleeing by all personnel of administrator rank or higher. Any staff below administrator level classification are to submit to the scary monster.
Within SCP - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! FUCK!!!! GOD SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME PLEEAAASE!!!! is what has been informally named as a "pocket dimension" in which common laws of nature do not apply the same as our own. Victims of SCP - oh no 's consumption describe this dimension as a distinctly 10 ████████ avenue-like environment, with a heavy scent of 10 ███████ avenue smells and stinks hanging in the air. Once inside of this pocket dimension, consumed subjects are unable to leave, unless if they are able to leave. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪. Attached is an image of a room photographed within SCP - horrifying face freak's pussy lip dimension, with subject D-1784 reacting horribly to the alien environment visible on camera, moments before his ███████ prolapsed with terrific tremendous rigmarole. He later escaped harmed and severely killed.
=== incident logs : ===
LOG 1 :
D-9482 : Huh, some kind of 10 ████████ avenue? Heh...
Slenderman, smile dog, jeff the killer, ben drowned, and the rake : Ahh, █████ ██████████, we have been expecting you...
D-9482 : Slenderman smile dog jeff the killer ben drowned and the rake?! I never thought i'd see your ugly mugs in my 10 ████████ avenue-like environment again!
Slenderman, smile dog, jeff the killer, ben drowned, and the rake : Boys, take him to the giant nose.
Special containment procedure : SCP - shivver-me-timbers is to be restrained and anchored within the indigestion dimension, where it will permanently remain in exile from our plane of existence for the ensured safety of ██ Simpson. If this fails, all is lost.
D-9482 was then taken to the giant nose. Every 10 ████████ avenue has one of those.
LOG 2 :
D-8492 : 10 ████████ avenue?! It is simply incredible!
The remaining footage of this log was retained perfectly intact after D-8492's remains were shat out of SCP - fucked up scary shit's primordial bum tunnel. Here is the footage frame by frame :