Sideways and Soundwave's attempt to capture Jenny

This is how Sideways and Soundwave's attempt to capture Jenny goes in My Life With Transformers.
Soundwave: Demolishor, Sideways, Brawl, Bonecrusher, Grindor, Long Haul, XJ-9 located at an abandoned amusement park along with her human friends and Autobots. Prepare to receive coordinates.
Demolishor: Demolishor to Soundwave, coordinates received! Now initiating massive destruction!
Sideways: Target in sight. In pursuit of the key to the Allspark.
Soundwave: Confirmed, Sideways. Decepticons, attack the Autobots!
Sideways: Stop right there, you filthy trash compartments. And your teenage robot too!
[Sideways kicks the door open]
Sideways: Ah-ha! [aims his Plasma Sniper Rifle at the four as Jenny gets in front of her friends]
Brad Carbunkle: Whoa, man. What do you want with us?
Sideways: [chuckles] We don't care about three male humans. You're not remotely important. It's the XJ-9 unit we need. [fires at Brad, Tucker, and Sheldon and sends them flying]
Jenny Wakeman: No!
[Sideways charges at Jenny and tries to grab her]
Sideways: Stay still!
[Jenny flies away from him]
Sideways: Did nobody train this girl?!
Sheldon Lee: Brawl? Who's Brawl?
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Tucker Carbunkle: What's more valuable than friendship?
Brawl: Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
Soundwave: Our leader left to follow the Allspark. He's been missing for millennia.
Jenny Wakeman: Is he chipped?
Sideways: Forget about him for now. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.
Jenny Wakeman: Well, you got the wrong one, because I don't have your key.
Sideways: No. You are the key.
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Sideways: Tell us what we want to know, and we'll spare your precious Tremorton, and you will become the most important robot in the world.
Jenny Wakeman: No thanks, creeps.
Soundwave: Oh, please. They call us Soundwave and Sideways.
Soundwave: Wait, where'd she go?
[Soundwave and Sideways hear the sounds of a door closing and realize that Jenny escaped using the exit door]
Sideways: Drat.
[Outside, Brawl fires at the Ferris wheel]
Breakaway: Here, use this! [throws a grenade at them]
[The grenade hits an edge and lands in the cart. Brad, Tucker, and Sheldon scream and frantically pass it to each other until Brad throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and its bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming. The Decepticons watch]
Brawl: Huh.
[Meanwhile, Sideways still searches for Jenny]
Sideways: Here, girl. Where are you?
[Jenny slowly pops out of a bumper car where she's hiding in and sees Sideways is gone]
Jenny Wakeman: Phew.
[She turns around and sees Sideways in front of her]
Jenny Wakeman: Whoa!
Sideways: You're mine, XJ-9!
[Bumblebee punches him in the face, knocking him back in to another bumper car]
Bumblebee: Sorry, but the girl doesn't do bad bots. [transforms to car mode and drives away with Jenny]
[Soundwave arrives as Sideways is upset]
Sideways: No!
Soundwave: Follow that Autobot.
[Soundwave and Sideways turn to vehicle mode and follow Bumblebee in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Brad, Tucker, and Sheldon to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]
Jenny Wakeman: Boys!
Bumblebee: Hold on!
[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Sideways and Soundwave follow them on the roller coaster as Sideways turns to robot mode and fires his Slag Repeater at Bumblebee]
Brad Carbunkle: I hate the loops!
[They go over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Bumblebee]
Sideways: Give us XJ-9!
Sideways: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]
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Demolishor: Demolishor to Soundwave and Sideways, in pursuit of the key.
Demolishor: This is not your planet to rule. Megatron... shall rise... again.
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Sideways: Drat, drat, and double drat! Stupid Autobots.
Arcee: Any intel?
Jenny Wakeman: Sideways and Soundwave said I was the key.
Breakaway: I knew this girl was special.
Ironhide: Why? Because Sideways and Soundwave said so?
Breakaway: Exactly.
Jazz: What did Sideways say about you three?
Brad Carbunkle: Well, I believe his exact words were "We don't care about three male humans. You're not remotely important." And "It's the XJ-9 unit we need."
Jazz: Harsh.
Sheldon Lee: Then he shot us through the wall and sicked Brawl on us.
Breakaway: Really harsh. But on the bright side, your friend is super important.
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Breakaway: Now let's give that girl an Autobot emblem.