Clowns Don't Want War

I play a clown named Jimmy Jahnsen (Jan-sin) at my local circus. My main gag is called the "Fist Pie." It looks like a real pie, but with the hit of a switch, a mechanical boxing glove comes popping out, hitting the opponent dead center right in the face. The audience always gets a good laugh out of it. The crowd loves it so much that my boss, Fondo Cruncha, gave me a raise. Life's pretty good right now, and it's only going to get better. Well... at least that's what I thought. I'll explain.
After the show was over, I walked my way to the make-up room. On my way there, I noticed a decapitated clown body laying on the ground with green blood everywhere. piece of crumbled paper laying on the floor. I picked it up to see if there was anything interesting written in it. Inside was a note, which reads:
We must take down the clowns. They're creepy, obnoxious, and not funny at all. We need to get these loser clowns a real job! But to do that, we're going to have to do something devious. Something evil. Something with war.
Clowns. Want. War.''
Sweeitch Zeckporko
Meiayaie Zeckerdome
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