Season 10/Songs

==The Ring (But Not Scary)==
==="Water Park"===
Singers:
Ooh, water park
Soakin' up the sun till I'm a leather couch mom
Soakin' in the water till my bones dissolve
Ooh Ooh, wet butts
Ooh Water park, water park, water park
Ooh, water park.
==="Got to Get That Ring"===
Singers:
Got to get that ring
Gotta get it, gotta get it, gotta get it, gotta get it
Gotta get those eye drops in, let's do it
Do it, do it, do it to it
Got to find that thing
Gotta get the scuba crew into it
You just gotta do it, do it, do it
There's really nothin' to it, do it, do it
Scuba, scuba, scuba, scuba to it
Shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba, shooba-shoo it
Shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba, shooba-shoo it
==="Mona Linda"===
Nat:
Mona Linda, Mona Linda,
That's your name-o,
Like the lady in the art museum in France,
Linda: (Spoken) All right!
You make burgers and you love porcelain babies,
And you would surely catch Tom Selleck's glance
Linda: (Spoken) Maybe someday.
Do you smile 'cause you've got secrets, Mona Linda?
And is your secret that you did a fart?
Linda: (Spoken) Maybe
You love showers, you love mornings and bologna,
And to Bob you'll always be a work of art.
Linda: (Spoken) Aw, my Bobby baby.
Louise: (Spoken) Mom, can we have the sunblock?
Linda: (Spoken) Nerd alert.
==Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus==
==="Super Tina"===
Linda:
There she is, Super Tina
Wearing super clothes, flying 'cross the clouds
Doing helpful stuff, finding kitchen things
Corkscrew's in the drawer, gives it to her mom
There she is, Super Tina
Starin' at the butts, always at the butts
There she is, cleaning the glasses
Got to keep 'em clean, now she's spinning 'round
Her glasses gonna fall, so she cannot see
Okay, now she can see. She's Super Tina!
==Motor, She Boat==
==="Hot Hot Hot"===
Gene: Yessa
And a-rum bum bum
And a-bum bum bum
Yes, girls
Me mind on fire, me soul on fire
Felling hot, hot, hot
Party people all round me
Feeling hot, hot, hot
What to do
==Pig Trouble in Little Tina==
==="Pig Trouble Little Tina"===
Singer: 
There's an oink, onink in the night
And it gives you such a fright
He's got a tail that's curly
And he's coming for you, girly
You got pig trouble
Pig trouble, little Tina
And you can try your best to shout
When you're smooching on that snout
But you kissed a fetal pig
And now you two are boyfriend-girlfriend
You got pig trouble
Pig trouble, little Tina
==Legends of the Mall==
==="They're Called Pants"===
Singer: 
They're called pants, not can'ts
They're called pants, not can'ts
Ooh-ooh-ooh
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Pants
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Pants,
pants, pants, pants
Pants, pants pants
They're called pants, not can'ts
Get yourself a new pair of pants
They're called pants, not can'ts
They're called pants, not can'ts
Ooh-ooh-ooh
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Pants
==Land of the Loft==
==="Rescue 9-1- Buns"===
Singers:
Rescue 9-1-Buns,
Whoo,
Rescue 9-1-Buns,
Yeah,
Rescue 9-1-Buns,
Whoo,
Oh yeah,
Get the whistle,
Toot-toot,
Get the whistle,
Toot-toot,
9-1-Buns,
Yeah,
Uh!
You got buns,
I got Buns,
Oh, no, an emergency, call 9-1-Buns,
Rescue 9-1-Buns,
Whoo,
Rescue 9-1-Buns,
Yeah,
Rescue 9-1-Buns,
Oh yeah,
Get the whistle,
Toot-toot,
Get the whistle,
Toot-toot,
9-1-Buns,
==Now We're Not Cooking With Gas==
==="You're Mine"===
Bob and other singers:
Bob: I can't believe you're really mine,
You're a true gift from heaven,
And I love you,
Riverbrook Guy: Riverbrok Lake Farms heritage turkey,
You were fresh killed, 
never frozen,
Raised in the best conditions,
Backup: Cost five times more than a regular turkey,
Yeah,
Bob: I can't believe you're really mine,
Riverbrook Guy: It's really yours,
Bob: You're a true gift from heaven,
Riverbrook Guy: Gift from heaven,
Bob: And I love you,
Rivebrok Guy: It loves you too,
Bob: I can't believe you'r really mine,
Riverbrook Guy: You paid so much,
Bob: You're a true gift from heaven,
Riverbrook Guy: Hallelujah,
Backup: And I love you,
Bob: Good Night, Popcorn
==All That Gene==
==="Jiggle"===
Singers:
Singers: Jiggle, jiggle,
A-jiggle, a jiggle,
Jiggle, Jiggle
A-jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle,
Jiggle, jiggle,
A-jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle,
Jiggle, Jiggle,
Gene: A-Jiggly, jiggly, jiggly jiggly!
Singers: The Gene Show, Gene,
The Gene Show is everybody's favorite show about Gene,
Gene: Scrambly, scrambly, scrambly, scrambly, scrambly,
Singers: The Gene Show is everybody's favorite show about Gene,
Gene: I'm Quiet Eli, baby!
Singers: The Gene Show is everybody's favorite show about Gene
==Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas==
==="Christmas Wrapping"===
Tina and family
Tina: Bah, humbug, now, that's too strong,
'Cause it's my favorite holiday,
But all this-- year blur-blurred,
Duh-da-da-da energy,
To add... already rushed,
Just 'cause it is the, 'tis the season,
The perfect gift... would be Christmas by myself,
Everyone: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Couldn't miss this one this year,
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Couldn't miss this one this year,
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
Couldn't miss this one this year,
Merry Christmas..
==Drumforgiven==
==="Drum Machine Song"===
Gene and Singers
Gene: Bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo
bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo
Space
Bl‐Bl‐Bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo
bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo
Singers: Don't you want to hear my space cowbell?
Don't you want to hear it right now?
Ooh
Gene: Bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo
bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo‐bloo
Space
Singers: Don't you want to hear my space cowbell?
Don't you want to hear it right now?
Gene: Space
==A Fish Called Tina==
==="Left Foot, Right Foot Song"===
Singer
Whoa, I'm on my left foot how does he do,
And on my right foot, whoa boy,
And now I'm going, I'm going, I'm going,
Now I'm on my little tippy-toes,
I'm on my tippy-toes,
I'm on my fingers,
You cannot do this,
And now I'm on my right foot,
I'm on my left foot,
I'm not standing on the set,
I get no burn
Now I get back to burnin',
The left, the right, the left,
You try this, now this and this and what,
And here I go again,
Now on my hands, is that possible?,
No,
I'm here, now I am tired,
Just kidding now back to here
==Three Girls and a Little Wharfy==
==="Something That Might Not Exist"===
Singers
Singers: Looking for something that might not exist,
Looking for something that might not exist,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Looking for it,
Male Singer: Oh
Looking for something that might not exist
==="Made of Me"===
Singers
I am the seed, I am the green,
I am the rain, I am the cow that eating me,
But I don't mind 'cause I see that him and her and we and they and he and she are all me,
It's a good, good morning,
Everything is dawning now,
Everywhere I go I see it's all good 'cause everything I see that's made of meat is made of me
==="Wharfy"===
Singers
Singers: Wharfy,
Background Singers: Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Singers: We looked everywhere but didn't find you at all,
Wharfy,
Background Singers: Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
It was a great big bucket of bummer balls,
Are you really there?,
Are you anywhere?,
Looking, looking for you here and there and everywhere,
Are you near or far?,
You're a local star,
We have no idea where the heck you are,
Wharfy,
Background Singers: Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Wharfy,
Background Singers: Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Wharf...
==Wag the Song==
==="Wagstaff You're A School"===
Jimmy Jr, Zeke, Louise, Gene and Tina
Jimmy Jr: Locking my locker,
Playing some soccer,
Walking the halls, doing it all,
Zeke: Windmill
Jimmy Jr and Zeke: Wagstaff, Wagstaff, You're a school,
I want to be inside of you,
Background: Wagstaff,
Louise: And the poo poo and pee pee,
Gene: And the pee pee and the poo poo,
Louise: And the poo poo and pee pee,
Gene: And the pee pee and the poo poo,
Jimmy Jr: Going to the bathroom,
Going to the bathroom,
Buying my lunch,
Eating a bunch,
Zeke: Windmill,
Jimmy Jr and Zeke: Wagstaff, Watgstaff You're a school,
I want to be inside of you,
Background: Wagstaff,
Background: Wagstaff,
Tina: Then another thing about Wagstaff,
==Yurty Rotten Scoundrels==
==="The Creative Block"===
Gayle
Gayle: You never know when I'm gonna appear,
Might be tomorrow,
It might be next year,
Either Way expect a loud sound in your ear,
I'm the personification of what you most fear,
The creative block,
I always show up when you least expect it,
Your artistic drive? You better protect it,
Push through the noise,
That's all you can do,
'Cause the creative block is coming for you,
The creative block,
The creative block,
The creative block,
The creative block,
== Flat-Top o’ the Morning to Ya==
==="Restaurant's Fears and Failures"===
Bob, Tina, Gene, Jules, Louise
Bob: In a way I have my own spice dungeon,
Tina: (Spoken) You mean you and mom's bedroom?
Bob (Spoken) Tina.
Tina: (Spoken) Sorry.
Bob: A super secret place down deep inside,
Gene: (Spoken) In your butt?
Bob: (Spoken) Gene, shhh. But instead of cumin,
cinnamon and cardamom,
Jules: (Spoken) Those are spices.
Bob: Fear and terror are the spices that I hide. One question keeps me up at night, 
Kids I guess I ought to tell ya "Is our restaurant a recipe for failure?" 
Are we a burger sinking ship? Am I a burger-flipping sailor?
Tina: (Spoken) Okay, you changed metaphors there.
Bob:Is our restaurant a recipe for failure?
Louise: (Spoken) Wait, Dad, um, seriously? You think we don't know about all that stuff? Your failure fears?
Gene: (Spoken) We know about the secret failure dungeon in your butt.
Bob: (Spoken) Wait you do?
Tina: (Spoken) I mean, yeah, you drop the F-bomb sometimes. A lot. All the time.
Bob: (Spoken) Oh.
Louise: (Spoken) But it's a pretty cool message
for, you know, young minds heading out into the world.
Bob: (Spoken) Right, right. Forget I said anything. I mean...
(Singing) I think our restaurant is doing great.
Gene: (Spoken) Nice save.
==="Irish, Irish Linda"===
Teddy and singers
Teddy: There was a lass named Linda,
She loved the Irish scene,
And then one fateful Paddy's Day,
Teddy and singers: She dyed the burgers green,
Teddy: They said that she was crazy, a nutty lunatic,
'Cause the thought of eating burgers green Teddy and singers: made everybody sick,
Teddy: Nobody had the courage to make food look so gross,
Her thought process was Teddy and singers: something of a mystery,
But she went ahead and did it against all common sense,
Teddy and singers: And now she will go down in green food history,
Irish, Irish, Irish Linda Burger Celtic Queen,
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Man: More like "Erin go butt".
== Yurty Rotten Scoundrels==
==="The Creative Block"===
Gayle
Gayle: You never know when I'm gonna appear,
Might be tomorrow, it might be next year,
Either way expect a loud sound in your ear,
I'm the personification of what you most fear,
The creative block,
I always show up when you least expect it,
Your artistic drive?
You better protect it,
Push through the noise, that's all you can do,
'Cause the creative block is comming for you,
The creative block,
The creative block,
The creative block,
The creative block,
== Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap==
==="Everything I've Ever Wanted"===
Bob:
Bob: Burgers,
Oh the kids are cooking,
Burgers,
I can't believe that they 're working together,
This is everything I've ever wanted
==="The Tapping Song"===
Josh
Josh: My feet are little instruments,
 Now I'm jumping on the counter,
And now I'm jumping...
where's he going?
Oh he's coming back,
I'm over here I hurt my knee a little bit but now...
A tap, and now I...
And tap right back to me, why isn't anybody joining me?
Okay I'll take a solo, okay now...
Can he do it?
Can he have a big finish?
Here goes...
He's done
== The Handyman Can==
==="I'll Love You 4 Everest"===
Boyz4Now
Boyz4Now: Girl, you're at the top of my world,
The view from up here's the best,
So cute in your puffy vest,
Girl, you're higher than all the birds,
The one I could never get I love your for Everest,
I want to climb with you in the snow even if it gives me a cold,
Background: Achoo,
Boyz4Now: Don't care if my lips turn purple,
Girl, you'll always be my Sherpa,
Girl, you're at the top of my world,
The view from up here's the best,
So cute in your puffy vest,
Girl, you're higher than all the birds
== Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again==
==="Anniversary Song"===
Tina, Gene and Bob
Tina: Professed your love so many years ago,
Before cars were invented and teens had phones,
50 years of marriage, no your love's not fickle,
And how do we feel?
Well we're tickled as pickles,
Background: We're tickled,
We're tickled,
Gene: Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Background: As pickles,
Gene: I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you,
Background: Tickled, tickled little pickles,
Bob: Gene, stop tickling me!
Tina: Roses are red and violets are blue,
Grandma is old and Grandpa is too,
But your love can still run wild
Gettin' down senior citizen style
Gene: It's my grandma and grandpa's anniversary!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Bob: Gene, stop!
== Local She-ro==
==="New York"===
Tina
Tina: New York New York,
New York, New York,
New York, New York,
New York, New York,
I started too high, going lower,
New York, New York
==="The Pudding Folk Song"===
Dove
La, la la la,
Feminine denim man,
He's a slender and tender man,
A leathers and feathers man ...wherever man
La, la la la,
La, la la la, la, la,
La, la la la, la, la,
...
Tapioca goovin',
My pudding started movin'
La, la la la, la, la,
Tapioca goovin'
==="This Town"===
Tina and Linda
Linda: We got that squirrel and we got that nice tree,
Tina: We have a mural you can still kind of see,
We've got a Tilt-A-Whirl I'm too scared to ride,
Linda: There's the car wash where that famous guy died,
Tina: There's a good mall,
Linda: There's the bad mall,
Tina: There's the sad mall,
Linda: Ooh really sad mall,
Tina and Linda: We're having fun today, 
This town's okay,
I guess they town's okay,
Linda: It's basically okay
== Prank You for Being a Friend==
==="Thinkgineers"===
Singers
Oh Thinkgineers,
Mind teasers,
Brain squeezers,
Thought ticklers during recess,
After school, even better,
Mind teasers,
Brain squeezers,
Thinkgineers,
Logic pioneers, working with our peers,
Thinkgineers,
Logic pioneers, working with our peers,
Alright!
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