Robot Invasion: Part II

Robot Invasion Part II is the 6th story created by CARDGRAIN STUDIOS! This is a sequel to my first ever story on this wiki, Robot Invasion! And it got good reviews mostly from my friends! To celebrate the 1 year milestone, I have made this story in hopes that it will be as good as the first one! With that being said, I hope you enjoy!
== CHAPTER ONE - PREQUEL! ==
SNYPOSIS - 1 year ago, Chef Pee Pee designed a few robots himself, these robots were designed to help Chef Pee Pee and work for him while he is at vacation. However, things may not go as planned.
(November 18th 2018. It starts off with Chef Pee Pee packing his suitcase)
Chef Pee Pee: Okay! Finally done packing my suitcase! Now I just need to double check my machines and then I can go to vacation!
(Chef Pee Pee is seen heading downstairs. He heads into the basement)
Chef Pee Pee: God the basement hasn't been used since Aparat's death, but now that he is gone I use it for my stuff!
(Chef Pee Pee presses a hidden button that opens a trap door. He falls into it and appears in a room. He opens a door which shows a robot version of him that looks EXACTLY like him)
Chef Pee Pee: Now to activate him!
(Chef Pee Pee presses a button that activates the robot. The robot's eyes turn green then to normal)
Chef Pee Pee Robot: Greeting Chef Pee Pee.
Chef Pee Pee: It worked! Okay, your name is Chef v1 but to the others they will call you Chef Pee Pee! Your job is to cook and clean until I come home! Got it?
Chef v1: Yes sir.
Chef Pee Pee: Perfect. Now get to work.
Chef v1: I will.
(Chef v1 walks upstairs)
Chef Pee Pee: Awesome! I also made a backup robot to come over if any one finds out I have a robot. Now to head to my much needed vacation!
(Chef Pee Pee exits through the small basement window and leaves)
Chef Pee Pee: WOO! I'M FREE!
(Chef Pee Pee checks his watch)
Chef Pee Pee: S***! I better get to the air port!
(Chef Pee Pee runs off. It switches back in the house. Chef v1 exits the basement. Bowser walks into the kitchen and sees Chef v1 who he mistakes for Chef Pee Pee)
Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!
Chef v1: *sigh* What Bowser?
Bowser: I'm starting to get hungry! Make some food and you better make it before 5:00! Understand!?
Chef v1: Yes Bowser.
Bowser: Perfect! NOW GET TO WORK!
(Bowser goes back upstairs. Chef v1 starts cooking. It cuts to the airplane Chef Pee Pee goes enters the plane and sits down)
Chef Pee Pee: *sigh* This vacation is going to be so good! I bet nothing wrong will happen-
Kid: MOM! I'M HUNGRY!
Chef Pee Pee: Oh boy.
Kid: MOM I'M THIRSTY! MOM CHANGE MY DIAPER! MOM I WANNA PLAY FORTNITE!
Chef Pee Pee: HEY! Look at me, Look at me, Shut the f*** up.
Kid: MOM! I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY HE LOOKS UGLY!
Chef Pee Pee: Oh boy. This is gonna be a LONG trip.
(Many hours later. The plane stops)
Brooklyn Guy: Alright! We have reached our destination! Please grab your bags and exit the plane!
Chef Pee Pee: FINALLY!
(Chef Pee Pee grabs his bag and exits the plane)
Chef Pee Pee: WOO HOO! Christmas vacation here I come!
(Chef Pee Pee runs off. It then cuts to a few weeks later. Chef Pee Pee at his new vacation house)
Chef Pee Pee: Ahhh. This is the best vacation EVER! I don't have to deal with Bowser or Junior! Oh Chef Pee Pee your 5 years of Technology School really paid off! Say, I think I might have some parts left! I'll create two more robots to serve me! Ho ho ho! This will be great!
(Chef Pee Pee runs off. It then switches to the garage. Chef Pee Pee is wearing a weilding helmet)
Chef Pee Pee: Alright! Let's get to work!
(It shows a montage of Chef Pee Pee working on two Chef Pee Pee robots. A while later, he finishes)
Chef Pee Pee: Okay! I only had enough parts to create these two, but hopefully these will work out!
(Chef Pee Pee presses a button. The two activate)
Chef Pee Pee Robot 2: Greetings Master.
Chef Pee Pee: It works once again! Okay, your names are Chef v2 and Chef v3 and I want you to create the biggest meal ever! I'm talking big! Can you do that?
Chef v2: Yes sir!
Chef v3: Anything for our creator!
Chef Pee Pee: Perfect! Now get to it! Chop chop!
(Chef Pee Pee walks off. It then switches to Chef Pee Pee watching TV)
Chef Pee Pee: I wonder how my robots are doing?
(A bell is heard ringing)
Chef Pee Pee: Oooh! That must be them!
(Chef Pee Pee walks up to the kitchen table)
Chef Pee Pee: Woah.
(Chef Pee Pee looks on the table and sees a whole feast)
Chef Pee Pee: Wow! You guys really must have worked your butts off to make this!
Chef v2: Do you like it?
Chef Pee Pee: I don't like it.
Chef v2: :(
Chef Pee Pee: I love it!
Chef v2: Noice!
Chef v3: We'll leave you to eat your food!
(Chef v2 and Chef v3 leave. It then switches to a few hours later, Chef Pee Pee is seen finished with his food)
Chef Pee Pee: *burp* My god that was AMAZING! I can't wait for tommorows meal! Well i'll be going to bed! See you two tommorow!
Chef v3: Goodnight creator!
(Chef Pee Pee heads to his bedroom upstairs)
Chef v3: Perfect! Now that he's gone, we can go explore!
Chef v2: Uh I don't know about that. What if we get into trouble!
Chef v3: We'll be fine! Let's explore the place!
Chef v2: Ummm okay.
(The two robots leave. They then head to a room that says, "ROBOT RISTRICTED ROOM")
Chef v3: Wow! I've never seen that room before! Let's check it out!
Chef v2: I don't think we should. It says "Robot Ristricted". We're not allowed in there. We should prolly head back to the kitchen!
Chef v3: Why? Are you chicken?
Chef v2: What!? No!
Chef v3: Well then let's go check this room out!
Chef v2: *gulp*
(The two enter)
Chef v3: Woah...
(The two look around. The room has a bunch of jars on shelves and around are also prototypes of Chef Pee Pee robots. There is also a green bacta tank)
Chef v3: Cool!
Chef v2: Um Chef v3! This place is creepy. I think we should leave!
Chef v3: Oh don't be such a baby v2! This place looks amazing! I'm gonna explore!
(Chef v3 then runs around exploring)
Chef v2: Oh dear.
(Chef v2 walks around. He sees the rusted prototypes and gets scared)
Chef v2: *uncomfertable groaning*
(Chef v2 then walks all the way to the bacta tank. He sees a sillouette in there)
Chef v2: Huh?
(Chef v2 looks closer at the bacta tank. He sees a sillouette of a chef pee pee robot)
Chef v2: Woah.
(Suddenly the chef robot's hat are seen with a bunch of arms coming out)
Chef v2: Huh!?
(The chef robot then bangs his arm on the glass repeatidly scaring Chef v2)
Chef v2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(It cuts to Chef Pee Pee's room. He wakes up to the screaming)
Chef Pee Pee: What was that!?
(Chef Pee Pee grabs his gun and heads downstairs)
Chef v3: Huh?
(Chef v3 not paying attention to his surroundings acidentally knocks down a support beam that holds the shelf that holds acid jars)
Chef v3: Uh oh!
(An acid jar lands on Chef v2's face burning it)
Chef v2: AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY FACE!
(Chef v2's face then gets burnt off revealing his endo skeleton. Some acid then falls onto his arms burning one off but exposing the endo of the other)
Chef v3: CHEF V2!
(Chef v3 then lands on his hands on the acid burning them)
Chef v3: MY HANDS!
(Chef v3 gets up but some acid falls onto his eyes burning off his pupils)
Chef v3: MY EYES!
(Chef v3 panicking runs around. While that is happening the Chef robot in the bacta tank breaks the tank and escapes as the lights flicker on and off. Chef Pee Pee barges in pointing his gun)
Chef Pee Pee: WHATS GOING ON-
(Chef Pee Pee then gets a shocked face and lowers his gun. He sees the acid on the floor, the destroyed bacta tank and Chef v2 and Chef v3 now withered)
Chef Pee Pee: ...
Chef v3: Ch-chef pee pee-
Chef Pee Pee: WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO TO MY ROOM!?
Chef v2: It wasn't my fault, Chef v3 told me to come in here!
Chef v3: WHAT!? He decided to come with me-
Chef Pee Pee: I DON'T CARE WHO'S FAULT IT IS! YOU RUINED MY ROOM!
(Chef Pee Pee angrilly walks up to them)
Chef v3: Chef Pee Pee what are you doing!?
Chef Pee Pee: Something I should have done a loooong time ago!
(Chef Pee Pee grabs a button)
Chef v2: Wait! Please don't-
(Chef Pee Pee presses the button)
Chef v2: presss ittttttt.
(The two then deactivate)
Chef Pee Pee: Well maybe it wouldn't hurt to leave the vacation early. This is not what I was expecting.
(Chef Pee Pee grabs the robots and walks off. It cuts back to Pensacola. Chef Pee Pee grabs a garbage bag and throws the two into it. He then leaves. A garbage truck drives up and throws the garbage in the back. It drives away to a junk yard called "Junk Junction". The robots get thrown into a junk pile. The button then gets pressed by a nearby rat and the two wake up)
Chef v2: ughhh. Wait. Where are we?! What is this place!?
Chef v3: I knew it! Chef Pee Pee threw us away!
Chef v2: WHAT?! Why would he do that!?
Chef v3: Because of you!
Chef v2: WHAT?! WHY ME!?
Chef v3: If you didn't scream, he wouldn't have come downstairs and put us to scrap!
Chef v2: Well if you didn't make me get in there, we wouldn't have been busted!
Chef v3: WHY YOU LITTLE-
???: That's enough you two.
(A shadow of the chef robot from the bacta tank is seen)
Chef v3: The hell?
(Chef v2 is shivering)
Chef v3: What is wrong with you?
Chef v2: Th-thats the robot I saw from the b-b-bacta tank!
???: No need to be scared. I won't hurt you.
Chef v2: Who are you?
???: I go by many names but the name I perfer is "Chef v1000".
Chef v3: Well it's nice to meet you! How did you get all the way from Chef Pee Pee's vacation house to Pensacola?
Chef v1000: I followed him here. I am known to be very sneaky so it's like no one knows I am here. So what's the matter you two?
Chef v2: Chef Pee Pee threw us away.
Chef v3: We're nothing but scrap.
Chef v1000: You poor poor things. I can relate to that very much.
Chef v3: Really?
Chef v2: So that means you were thrown away to?
Chef v1000: Well yes but actually no. I was created by Chef Pee Pee but I started getting plans to take over the world. I even figured out I was strong. Stronger than you think I am. So Chef Pee Pee locked me in a bacta tank. I've been stuck in there for YEARS on end until you kind souls freed me!
Chef v2: Woah.
Chef v3: Cool!
Chef v1000: Anyways, it's about time we teach that chef b***h a lesson.
Chef v2: How do we do that?
Chef v1000: There is a little place I like to travel around! It's called, "The Shadows". You can summon it by concentrating hard enough.
Chef v2: Ummm okay?
(Chef v2 concentrates and suddenly a black hole opens up on the ground)
Chef v2: WOAH!
Chef v3: Coool!
Chef v1000: Anyways you can use that to travel ANYWHERE you want! As long as it doesn't have much light! First order of buisness, I suggest you kidnap some of Chef Pee Pee's friends to get him to notice you! Don't kill them. Save their fate for another time. Anyways, I don't have time to talk. I got to go stalk Chef Pee Pee! See you later.
(Chef v1000 disapeers)
Chef v3: Anyways, who should be our first victim?
Chef v2: Hmmm?
(The two then see a window on the SML house. It shows a sillouette of Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty)
Black Yoshi: Yeah boi! Alright playing some Call of Duty. Lets put on this Badman skin. Oh it looks so Badass! And this nerf gun, it may be useless but I love my DLC.
Chef v2: I think we found our first victim!
Chef v3: Okay! I'll meet you in the shadows!
(Chef v3 walks off. It switches back to the SML house. Black Yoshi is playing call of Duty. Chef v2 exits the shadows and sees him)
Chef v2: Time to get the plan into action!
(Chef v2 sneaks up to Black Yoshi)
Black Yoshi: BAP! BAP BAP BAP!
(Chef v2 then grabs Black Yoshi by the hand)
Black Yoshi: What? HEY! LET GO OF ME!
(Chef v2 drags Black Yoshi black yoshi into the shadows)
Black Yoshi: FOLK! STOP GRABBING ME! *grunts* SOMEBODY HELP! MARIO PLEASE HEEELLLPPPP!!!
(The word help echoes around the house. Mario then hears the word and wakes up)
Mario: What was that? Eh. *goes back to sleep*
(It cuts into Chef v3's base. He goes on a walkie talkie)
Chef v2: (voice) The first victim has been caught!
Chef v3: Awesome! Now who's the next victim?
Chef v2:(Voice) I have my sights on this obese ogre! I'll go after him next morning!
Chef v3: Excellent!
(Chef v3 hangs up)
Chef v3: Things are going perfectly to plan! Muahahahaha!
(It then cuts to Chef Pee Pee waking up in his bed on present day)
Chef Pee Pee: AGH!
Junior: What is it Chef Pee Pee?
Chef Pee Pee: Nothing Junior. I just had a nightmare.
Junior: Of what?
Chef Pee Pee: N-nothing. Just go back to sleep.
Junior: Okay Chef Pee Pee.
(Junior heads back to sleep)
Chef Pee Pee: *sigh* It's just a nightmare pee pee. Go back to sleep.
(Chef Pee Pee heads back to sleep. The chapter fades to black)
== CHAPTER TWO - FOOD HEIST! ==
SYNOPSIS - Chef Pee Pee just got done buying groceries only for Jeffygeist and his friends to take them from him along with many other people. It is up to him and a few others to get them back.
(It starts off with Chef Pee Pee waking up)
Chef Pee Pee: *yawn* Man what a good sleep. If feel better after sleeping that long-
Junior: Morning Chef Pee Pee!!
Chef Pee Pee: AGH! JUNIOR! Don‘t surprise me like that!
Junior: Sorry Chef Pee Pee. Anyways, can you make me a bowl of cereal?
Chef Pee Pee: Fine.
(Chef Pee Pee gets out of bed. He walks over to the cupboard only to see that it is empty)
Chef Pee Pee: Well would you look at that? Looks like we are all out!
Junior: Aww. Do you think you could get some from the grocery store?
Chef Pee Pee: *sigh* Junior I just woke up and I bet that Bowser will be down here soon to yell for food and s***.
Junior: ... Yeah?
Chef Pee Pee: Fine. But if I get in trouble, it’s your turtle **s!
(Chef Pee Pee angrily goes outside. He enters his car and starts it)
Chef Pee Pee: I hate my job.
(Chef Pee Pee drives away. He then gets in a traffic jam)
Chef Pee Pee: OH THIS IS JUST GREAT!
(Cher Pee Pee then escapes the jam and drives to the grocery store)
Chef Pee Pee: Finally! Now to get some food for Bowser and Junior! This shouldn't be too hard!
(Chef Pee Pee walks through the store. He sees Mario looking at some cake)
Chef Pee Pee: Hey Mario!
Mario: Hey Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: Whatcha up to?
Mario: I'm looking at this vanilla cake. I'm planning on using it for thanksgiving maybe?
Chef Pee Pee: Maybe. Well do you know where the cereal isle is?
Mario: It's down the hall and to the left!
Chef Pee Pee: Thanks!
(Chef Pee Pee walks off. Tyrone appears behind Mario angrilly)
Tyrone: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS WHITE PEOPLE CAKE!?
Mario: S-sir please I want no trouble-
(Tyrone brutally beats up Mario. Chef Pee Pee is seen walking down the frozen foods isle. Culdee is seen looking at Pizza Rolls)
Culdee: Now which one do I want? Combination? No I use that all the time. Maybe Tripple meat? Nuh uh.
(Culdee notices Chef Pee Pee)
Culdee: Hey Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: Hey Culdee! You know where the cereal isle is?
Culdee: Yeah it's Isle 7!
Chef Pee Pee: Thanks!
(Chef Pee Pee walks off. Culdee continues looking)
Culdee: Eh. I'll just take combination!
(Culdee tries to take the combinations pizza rolls but the pizza roll bags behind it fall out on him)
Culdee: Uh oh.
(A bunch of bags fallen on Culdee)
Culdee: Ow.
(Chef Pee Pee enters isle 7)
Chef Pee Pee: Let's see. Cereal cereal cereal.
(Chef Pee Pee sets his sights on the last box of "Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix")
Chef Pee Pee: Sweet!
(Chef Pee Pee grabs the box only for another person to put a hand on in. Chef Pee Pee looks to the left and sees Rh)
Chef Pee Pee: Uhhh hey Rh.
Rh: Ehhh hi?
(the two look at eachother. Chef Pee Pee takes the box and runs)
Rh: OI!
(Rh chases after him. Chef Pee Pee is seen running past MarioFan and Endless)
Endless: Woah, what's their problem?
MarioFan: No clue.
(Chef Pee Pee runs out the store. Brooklyn Guy comes out)
Brooklyn Guy: HEY YOU DIDN'T PAY-
(Chef Pee Pee throws a bunch of money at Brooklyn Guy)
Brooklyn Guy: Thank you come again.
(Rh runs out of the store)
Rh: MY CEREAL!
Chef Pee Pee: HAHA! IN YOUR FACE BLOCK-
(Suddenly a car drives past and swipes the cereal away)
Chef Pee Pee: Dafuq?
(Chef Pee Pee looks at the truck. It is revealed to be Jeffygeist who stole the cereal)
Jeffygeist: HAHA! IN YA FACE PEEPERS! *to Thanos* Step on it Thanus!
Thanos: Okay JG!
(Thanos drives the car faster and the truck is out of sight)
Chef Pee Pee: MY CEREAL!
(Vandal Buster swoops by Chef Pee Pee)
Chef Pee Pee: The hell?
(It shows the inside of the truck. Jeffygeist, Masked Menace III, Twisted Sunny, Fatass, T-Series, Invertosis and Moony are seen mooching off the stolen food)
Jeffygeist: HAHA! We hit the jackpot fellas!
Masked Menace III: Looks like we got enough food to last us the rest of the year!
Twisted Sunny: Yeah!
Fatass: WOOO FOOD!
Moony: Like you need it anyway fatty.
Fatass: ...
(Fatass punches Moony out of the car)
Moony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
T-Series: ... Ah well. Dig in lads!
(Everyone is about to the food when Vandal Buster breaks in)
All: VANDAL BUSTER!?
Vandal Buster: I must have you know that food theft is illegal! Especially since you have what I want!
Jeffygeist: What do you want?
(Invertosis points at the box Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix. It is guarded by all of them)
Masked Menace III: Then come and get it!
Vandal Buster: It's your funeral!
(Vandal Buster charges at the villains. Masked Menace III tries to decapitate Vandal Buster with a machete only for Vandal Buster to grab the machete from him and throws it at Twisted Sunny which goes through her petal and pinning her to the truck. The machete also goes through the front of the truck shocking Thanos)
Thanos: WHAT THE F***!?
(Invertosis grabs a bat and swings at Vandal Buster only for him to accidentally hit T-Series knocking him out)
Invertosis: Woopsie!
(Vandal Buster grabs the bat and is about to knock out Invertosis only for Fatass to surprise him from behind and strangles him. But Vandal Buster with his remaining breath grabs a netbomb that pins Fatass to the wall and knocks out Invertosis. He faces Jeffygeist who is holding the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix)
Vandal Buster: Give. Me. The. BOX!
Jeffygeist: Come and get it Vandal B***h!
(Vandal Buster charges at Jeffygeist. Jeffygeist grabs the nearby bat and throws it at Vandal Buster's head)
Vandal Buster: OW!
(Jeffygeist grabs Vandal Buster and throws him out of the truck weakening him)
Jeffygeist: SO LONG LOSER!
Vandal Buster: Ughhh.
(Vandal Buster with his masked ripped takes it off)
Rh: Ugh. Well that failed... Time to call for help!
(Rh gets on the phone and calls MarioFan and Endless)
MarioFan: Yeah Rh.
Rh: We got a code Cocoa!
Endless: WHAT!?
Rh: Jeffygeist has the last box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix. I need help.
MarioFan: We are on our way!
(MarioFan presses a button under his hat revealing his cyborg form. Endless then whistles causing his Mechabillities suit to come flying. He enters it)
Endless: Let's go!
(MarioFan nods. The two run off. Thanos is seen parking at the Jeffygeist house. The two enter)
Jeffygeist: Could you believe this Thanus! We got the last box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix! I feel like the happiest monster alive!
Thanos: Yeah. Anyways, i'm gonna bring in the rest food!
(Thanos goes back to get the rest of the food. Jeffygeist heads back inside the house laughing. Thanos exits the truck holding a bunch of grocery bags)
Thanos: God these bags are heavy! Luckily i'm almost there-
(Suddenly Endless' mech lands on the bags destroying them)
Thanos: MY FOOD!
(MarioFan comes back)
Endless: Let's go!
(The two head inside. Jeffygeist is seen with a napkin on his neck. he grabs the box)
Jeffygeist: This breakfast is going to be the best!
(Jeffygeist is about to open the box but MarioFan swoops in and grabs the box)
Jeffygeist: Wha- HEY!
MarioFan: Looking for this?
Jeffygeist: Give it back to me Flowers!
MarioFan: Flowers. That's a new one!
(MarioFan runs off)
Jeffygeist: HEY! GET BACK HERE!
(Jeffygeist charges at him. He almosts catches up to him)
MarioFan: Uh oh.
Jeffygeist: Time to die!
(Endless then grabs Jeffygeist and throws him to a wall)
MarioFan: Nice throw Endless!
Endless: Thanks!
Jeffygeist: GRRRRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Endless: Uh oh. He's pissed.
(Jeffygeist charges at him)
???: HEY!
(Jeffygeist turns around and sees Sunny in her Iron Flower costume)
Sunny: Remember me Geist?
Jeffygeist: FLOWER!
Sunny: That's me!
Jeffygeist: YOU WILL PAY FOR EMBARASSING ME IN THAT ONE TALE!
(Jeffygeist charges at her. Sunny activates her canon and shoots at him stunning him)
Jeffygeist: EHGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEGEGEGEGEG!
Sunny: Run boys!
(MarioFan and Endless run off. Jeffygeist gets un stunned and grabs Sunny by the neck)
Jeffygeist: I got you know flower-
(One of Jeffygeist's tentacles get cut off by an axe)
Jeffygeist: OW!
(Jeffygeist turns around and sees Parappa)
Parappa: Leave her alone fiend!
(Jeffygeist's tentacle reforms. He drops Sunny and charges at him)
Jeffygeist: RAAAAAA!
Parappa: NOW!
Jeffygeist: Huh?
(Frida comes out and shoots lasers at Jeffygeist blinding him)
Jeffygeist: AGH! MY EYES!
(El Tigre comes out and grabs Jeffygeist. Frida opens the door and Manny throws Jeffygeist out the door with him landing in a mud puddle. He gets covered in mud)
Jeffygeist: WHAT THE!?
(Everyone laughs)
Jeffygeist: GRRRRR!
(Jeffygeist then sees MarioFan and Endless running with the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix)
Jeffygeist: S***! I FORGOT!
(Jeffygeist charges at them)
Sunny: Should we go after him?
Parappa: Nah. You guys wanna watch a movie or something?
Manny: Sure!
Frida: I've been looking forward to see Frozen II!
(It cuts back to Endless and MarioFan. Jeffygeist lands in front of them)
Jeffygeist: You going somewhere?
Endless: I got this-
(Jeffygeist grabs Endless and throws him at a wall)
MarioFan: ENDLESS!
Jeffygeist: Now don't think I forgot about you Flowers!
MarioFan: *gulp*
(Suddenly Screwer is seen driving down the road)
Screwer: *Rapping* Turkey! Lobster! Sweet potatoe pie! Pancakes piled till they reach the sky!
Jeffygeist: WHAT DAFUQ!?
(MarioFan takes the chance and grabs Jeffygeist and throws him at the truck. He lands on the windsheild)
Jeffygeist: OW!
Screwer: AHHH! A BLACK NOOB!
(Screwer loses control and crashes the car into a rock denting it. Screwer comes out)
Screwer: MY CAR!
(Jeffygeist comes back up)
Jeffygeist: That's it! No more games! I. Want. My. CEREAL-
(Screwer punches Jeffygeist)
Screwer: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL YOU PAY FOR MY TRUCK-
(Jeffygeist grabs Screwer and throws him to a wall. Screwer lands on the ground. He brings up a phone)
Screwer: I'm calling child protective services!
(Jeffygeist walks up to MF)
Jeffygeist: Now. No more interuptions. Give me the cereal and no one gets hurt.
(Zara in her shadow hawk suit shoots at Jeffygeist)
Jeffygeist: OW!
Zara: That's what you get for hurting my friend Screwer!
Screwer: YOU TELL EM!
Jeffygeist: WHEN WILL THIS CHAOS END!?
(Screwer gets in his truck and hits Jeffygeist causing him to fly into the air)
Jeffygeist: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
(Jeffygeist then takes a break and takes a sip of a slushie)
Jeffygeist: Ah.
(Jeffygeist continues falling)
Jeffygeist: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(It cuts to Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof at a picnic table)
AsphaltianOof: And so what do you call a ginormus bruise? A DINO-soar!
Buckaroo and Azaz: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(Suddenly Jeffygeist lands on the picnic table breaking it and the food on it)
Jeffygeist: Owwwwww.
(Jeffygeist looks up to see Buckaroo, Azaz and AsphaltianOof looking angrilly at him)
Jeffygeist: Uhhh no hard feelings guys?
(Jeffygeist screams as Buckaroo shoots at him with his rifle, Azaz shooting at him with a lazer gun and AsphaltianOof chasing after him with his chainsaw. Rh is seen getting up from the road)
Rh: Ugh. Finally i'm up!
(MarioFan runs up holding the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix)
MarioFan: Culdee! I got the box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix from Jeffygeist!
Rh: Sweet!
(Rh is about to grab the box but Chef Pee Pee drives by in his car and swipes the box)
Chef Pee Pee: SEE YA SUCKAS! WOO HOO!
Rh and MarioFan: ...
Rh: You wanna see Frozen II?
MarioFan: Sure. Might as well.
(Rh and MarioFan leave for the movie theatre. It cuts back to Chef Pee Pee driving with the box)
Chef Pee Pee: Finally I got the box!
(Chef Pee Pee drives back to the house. He knocks on the door. Bowser opens up)
Bowser: Well it's about time you got back!
Chef Pee Pee: Yep! And I got a box of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix!
Bowser: WOAH! AWESOME! Your getting a bigger paycheck next week!
Chef Pee Pee: YES!
Bowser: By 12 cents.
Chef Pee Pee: Awww.
Bowser: Just come in and serve us the cereal already!
Chef Pee Pee: Okay Bowser!
(Chef Pee Pee walks in. It is then revealed they were watched by Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: I've been stalking him for over 1 year. But soon it will be my time to shine and I will get my revenge on you for trapping me for so long!
???: Hey boss!
(Chef v1000 turns around and sees Chef v2 and Chef v3)
Chef v1000: Ahhh. My loyal companions! So how has the therapist jobs?
Chef v3: Doing good boss!
Chef v2: We've been laying low just like you said!
Chef v1000: Perfect. Anyways, today marks 1 year of me stalking Chef Pee Pee.
Chef v2: Ummm okay?
Chef v3: I don't know why you had to bring that up but okay.
Chef v1000: Anyways, I think it's time we start out our battle. We have been hiding in the shadows (pun entirley intended) for to long!
Chef v2: So what do we do?
Chef v1000: I say we can recruit some people. I'm still thinking of what to do but I will tell you as soon as I can!
Chef v3: Okay boss!
Chef v2: We will not let you down!
(Chef v2 and Chef v3 leave)
Chef v1000: Perfect. Soon my plan will get into action!
== CHAPTER THREE - THE PROJECTS! ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee got done building two new projects and can't wait to show them to his friends.
(Culdee is seen at his house watching TV)
TV Guy 1: I can't believe you slept with my neice!
TV Guy 2: I didn't sleep with your neice. Your neice was sleeping with me!
Culdee: You know this joke is kinda getting old. But I don't care.
(Culdee turns off the TV)
Culdee: Maybe it's about time I called my friends!
(Culdee brings out his phone and dials the others)
Culdee: Hey guys! I made a few projects! I was wondering if you want to come see them?
Rh: (Voice) Sounds cool! We will be on our way!
Culdee: Superb!
(Culdee hangs up)
Culdee: Now to just wait until they come!
(The doorbell rings)
Culdee: Ooooh! They're here!
(Culdee runs to the door and sees Hansel)
Hansel: Can I have some change?
(Culdee slams the door)
Culdee: They should be here about...
(The doorbell rings)
Culdee: NOW!
(Culdee opens the door but it is Duolingo)
Duolingo: It looks like you forgot your spanish lesson!
(Duolingo brings out a knife)
Duolingo: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW-
(Culdee shuts the door)
Culdee: Okay they should be here by.... Now!
(Culdee opens the door and sees a girl scout)
Girl Scout: Would you like to buy some cookies-
(Culdee throws the girl scout over the city)
Girl Scout: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Culdee slams the door)
Culdee: God why am I getting these random people!?
(The doorbell rings. Culdee gets an angered face. He opens the door and yells)
Culdee: LISTEN! I DO NOT WANT YOU HERE! I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES! I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY! I DON'T WANT TO DO MY GOD DAMN SPANISH LESSON! YOU ARE UNGREATFUL!
Rh: Well geez if you didn't want me here i'll just go-
(Culdee realizes)
Culdee: Wait no! I'm sorry I just thought you were a girl scout!
Rh: Wha- You would say that to a girl scout?
Culdee: WHAT?! NO-
Rh: Okay I am calling some help for you to see what your on-
Culdee: No I am not on anything I just- *sigh* Where are the others?
MarioFan: Right here!
Endless: What ya need Culdee?
Culdee: I made some cool new projects and I want you guys to be the first to see them!
Rh: Cool! Where are they?
Culdee: In the basement! Follow me!
(Rh, MarioFan and Endless follow Culdee into the basement. Culdee and the others walk up to a tarp)
Rh: So what's under there?
Culdee: You are about to see!
(Culdee removes the tarp that reveals two robots. One of them is female that wears a purple and blue propellor hat with a blue and purple shirt. She has white buttons on her shirt with blue cheeks and a purple nose. The other one is all metal with red eyes)
Culdee: Everyone, meet my new animatronic spies, JJ and BB 2.0!
Rh: Cool!
MarioFan: Awesome!
Endless: I have mixed feelings.
Culdee: (To Endless) Yeah yeah. (To all) Anyways, ever since BB died during the war, I decided to make two replacements!
Rh: So what do they do?
Culdee: Well just like BB they can be used for distractions and they can also be used to spy on intruders and stuff!
Rh: Cool!
MarioFan: Awesome!
Endless: ...
(Endless looks at BB 2.0)
Endless: I don't like that guy.
(Endless grabs a hammer)
Endless: TIME TO ABORT!
(Endless is about to destroy BB 2.0 but Rh and MarioFan grab him)
Rh: ENDLESS NO!
MarioFan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Endless: DON'T YOU SEE!? THAT GUY IS A DEMON! DEMON!!!!
Rh: Drop the hammer!
Endless: No.
Rh: Do it!
Endless: No.
Rh: Do it!
Endless: No.
Rh: Do it!
Endless: No.
Rh: Do it!
Endless: No.
Rh: Do it!
Endless: No.
MarioFan: Can we stop making filler and just pay attention to Culdee?
Culdee: Yeah pay attention to me! Anyways, I shall turn these on!
(Culdee presses a button activating JJ and BB 2.0)
Rh and MarioFan: Woah....
JJ: Hi! My name is JJ!
BB 2.0: ...
Culdee: Uhhh BB?
BB 2.0: Oh uhhh. I'm BB 2.0.
JJ: I see you met our creator Culdee!
Rh: Yeah we actually met him years ago.
JJ: Cool!
BB 2.0: Whatever...
(It then cuts to Culdee's house. Boney, Goombar and Bett are seen walking down the street)
Boney: You guys in the mood for a rob?
Goombar: Hell yeah!
Bett: Of course!
Boney: Well who should we rob?
Goombar: Well definetly not Sunny's cause we were fried by lazers last time!
Bett: And definetly not Coconut Fred's because.. well. I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Goombar: Me neither man.
Boney: Well we need to rob someone who won't hurt/kill us.
Goombar: What about Culdee's? I mean he only cares about Pizza Rolls and Ramen! Theres no way he'll hurt us!
Boney: Good point! We will rob Culdee!
(The three walk up to Culdee's house. Boney lock picks the door opening it)
Boney: I lock picked the door! Let's go!
(The three enter the house)
Boney: Let's see what ol' FNaF fan has?
Goombar: Yeah!
Bett: Let's go!
(The three enter. It cuts to downstairs. JJ and BB 2.0 hear footsteps)
JJ: Did you hear that BB?
BB 2.0: Huh? What?
JJ: There are footsteps upstairs. (To Culdee) Did you invite anyone else creator?
Culdee: No?
JJ: This must be trouble. I'm going to sneak upstairs!
(JJ quietly heads upstairs. She quickly hides under a table and sees Boney, Goombar and Bett looking at a big flat screen TV)
Boney: Woah.
Goombar: That is a big TV.
Bett: Let's get it!
Goombar: How can we carry it? It's too big!
Boney: If we carry it together, we can get it out of the house!
JJ: Robbers! I need to to distract them!
(JJ then laughs)
Boney: What was that?
(JJ runs past them and hides behind a couch)
Goombar: The hell?
(Boney takes a closer look at the couch. JJ pops up)
Boney: *sigh* False alarm boys. It's just a girl-
(JJ then hops onto Boney's face and starts mauling him)
Boney: AGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
(Bett grabs a broomstick and hits JJ making her fall off. She runs off)
JJ: *alarm sound*
Goombar: She's trying to alert the others! Don't let her do that!
(The Dastardly Three chase after JJ. JJ hopes onto cupboards and grabs a spray bottle. She grabs some soap and vineger and puts it into the bottle. She sprays Boney in the eyes)
Boney: MY EYES! MY NONEXISTENT EYES!
(JJ opens a cupboard and places a knife on the floor. Boney falls onto the knife decapitating him)
Boney: Well at least I am already dead.
Goombar: THAT DELINQUENT JUST DECAPITATED OUR BOSS!
Bett: RUN AWAY!
(Bett and Goombar grab Boney's head and run off. However they run into Brooklyn Guy)
Brooklyn Guy: Well well well. Looks like the dastardly three done it again.
The Dastardly Three: *gulp*
(The Dastardly Three is seen being put into a police car)
JJ: Serves you right for trying to rob our house!
Boney: Shut it kid! Soon we will get payback and kill all of you!
Goombar: We are the best trio of villains in the world.
(BB 2.0 is seen hiding behind the door hearing everything)
BB 2.0: Villains?
Bett: Anyways, we will get revenge!
Goombar: We always come back!
Boney: Because...
(AsphaltianOof is seen nearby playing on a piano)
The Dastardly Three: (singing) When there’s a task that you want done, and you don’t want god to know... just put your trust in only one tr-
Brooklyn Guy: Take them away boys.
(The police lock up the car. The rest of the song is muffled behind the police car as it drives away)
Boney (Singing, Muffled): With Boney...
Goombar (Singing, Muffled): And Goombar!
Bett (Singing, Muffled): And Bett!
The Dastardly Three: (Singing, Muffled) You know... that the Dastardly Three will always steal the show!
(The three laugh as the car drives off)
Culdee: That should be enough of them! (To the users) So you guys wanna get some Ice Cream?
Rh, MarioFan and Endless: F*** YEAH!
(The users leave)
JJ: Well i'll just stay here and protect the house!
(JJ walks past BB 2.0. BB 2.0 then gets an evil grin)
BB 2.0: I got an idea.
(BB 2.0 heads to Culdee's Ipad. He goes to Google and searches up, "Villains in Pensacola". He sets his eye on, "Robo RH")
BB 2.0: I just need to find where he died!
(BB 2.0 leaves. The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER FOUR - THE METAL FELL! ==
SYNOPSIS - It is midnight and everyone in Pensacola is asleep, except for Culdee. He decides to test out his brand new Metal Fell suit to give it a test run!
(It starts off with Culdee and the others at Sportsters eating ice cream)
Culdee: So what are you guy’s plans for tommorow?
Rh: Well I still got to work on ALOT of chapters for ANWO!
Endless: I gotta make sure Izuru doesn’t go apes*** over Pokémon sword and shield!
MarioFan: I gotta catch on more stories!
Rh: What are your plan’s Culdee?
(Culdee is about to speak but doesn’t come up with anything)
Culdee: Uhhhhhh stuff.
Rh: I see.
(Rh checks his watch)
Rh OH S***!
MarioFan: What?
Rh: It’s getting late. I have to be awake by 6:00 tomorrow to make more stories! Not to mention I need to work on “A New World Order” and “SML Wiki: The Movie”
(Rh grabs his food to go)
Rh: See ya!
(Rh leaves)
MarioFan: Eh. I’m gonna go as well.
(MarioFan leaves)
Endless: See ya latah!
(Endless then leaves)
Culdee: Well guess it’s time for me to head home! I also got some “business” to handle!
(Culdee leaves. It cuts back to his house. Culdee enters and is greeted by JJ)
JJ: Good morning Creator!
Culdee: Hey JJ,
(Culdee looks around and gets confused)
Culdee: Where’s BB 2.0?
JJ: I don’t know. He left without saying anything.
Culdee: Well I hope he gets back by morning.
JJ: Me too! Well anyways, I’m gonna head to sleep. See you tomorrow.
Culdee: Night JJ!
(JJ walks off)
Culdee: Now to head to sleep!
(Culdee heads to his room to sleep. At midnight, he wakes up. He then quietly goes downstairs. He presses the hidden button and enters the passageway. He goes down to his suit)
Culdee: Alright, let’s test this bad boy out! Ahem. Metal Fell activate.
(The Metal Fell suit then turns on)
Culdee: Noice. Okay, Metal Fell, activate suit mode!
(The suit then opens up. Culdee steps inside. The suit closes on him)
Culdee: Awesome! Alright, let’s test out this bad boy!
(Culdee activates a canon. A dummy of Onion Cream shows up)
Culdee: Lame. What other dummies to we have?
(Culdee switches to the next dummy. It is revealed to be a Gatcha Life Character)
Culdee: AHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT!
(Culdee shoots a laser destroying the dummy)
Culdee: Noice! Now if I remember, I made another weapon!
(Suddenly four sharp spider like legs come out of Metal Fell’s back)
Culdee: Oh yeah! Forgot about that!
(Another Gacha Life dummy comes out)
Culdee: Alright! Let’s see what I’m made of.
(Culdee rips apart the dummy with the legs)
Culdee: AWESOME! Ooh! I think I also made it possible to fly in this suit! Let’s check it out!
(Culdee heads to the roof of the house)
Culdee: Alright! Time to fly!
(Culdee jumps off of the roof)
Culdee: WEEEEEEE- OH FU-
(Culdee hits the floor)
Culdee: Ow. Forgot the jet boosters.
TAKE 2
Culdee: This ones gonna fly!
(Culdee jumps off the roof. He activated jet boosters and flies)
Culdee: WOO HOOO!
(Culdee flies around Pensacola)
Culdee: THIS IS AMAZING!
(Culdee then stops on a side of a building)
Culdee: Woo! That was incredible!
(Suddenly Culdee hears an alarm)
Culdee: An alarm?! That must mean trouble is about!
(Culdee flies to the scene. He sees Murder Man, Mega Maid, Murder Man X and Ink Brute robbing the bank)
Murder Man: I knew robbing at midnight was a good idea! There is no cop from 25 miles of here!
Culdee: Robbers! I must stop them!
(Culdee flies down. Murder Man X turns around)
Murder Man X: Uh boss?
(Murder Man and the others turn around)
Murder Man: The hell?
Culdee: I am here to put a stop to you murder moron!
Murder Man: Big idea. What are you?
Culdee: I am the Metal Fell!
Murder Man: ... BWAHAHAHAHA
(The rest of the squad laughs)
Mega Maid: What kind of name is Metal Fell!?
Ink Brute: THATS THE STUPIDEST NAME I EVER HEARD!
Culdee: Laugh all you want, but I will stop you!
Murder Man: Whatever. Kill Him!
(Murder Man X, Mega Maid and Ink Brute charge at him)
Culdee: Not today f***boys.
(Culdee grabs Mega Maid and throws her to the wall. Ink Brute grabs Culdee and starts strangling him only for Culdee to Stab him through the chin. Murder Man X shoots at him only for Culdee to fly over him)
Murder Man X: NANI!?
(Culdee aims at him)
Culdee: Syanora f***er.
Murder Man X: *gulp*
(Culdee shoots him causing him to fly into a trash can. Mega Maid gets up and grabs a katana and slowly approaches him from behind. She is about to finish him only for one of Culdee‘s spider legs to stab her in the arm)
Mega Maid: AGHHHHH!
(Culdee grabs Mega and throws her to the wall again. He faces Murder Man. Murder Man drops his money and starts begging)
Murder Man: PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY ON ME!
(Culdee hears cop cars. He quickly writes a note and puts it next to Murder Man)
Culdee: See ya later!
(Culdee flies off. A bunch of police men come driving up)
Brooklyn Guy: I woke up to the sound of fighting! What hap-
(Murder Man runs up)
Murder Man: PLEASE ARREST ME, HURRY BEFORE HE COMES BACK!
Simmons: Who’s “He”?
Brooklyn Guy: He‘s prolly talking about Vandal Buster or El Tigre?
(Simmons finds the note)
Simmons: Uh mate. I don’t think that’s the case.
(Brooklyn Guy comes up and reads the note)
Brooklyn Guy: “Just took care of these lunatics trying to rob a bank. You’re welcome - Metal Fell” Who the hell is Metal Fell?
(Simmons shrugs. Brooklyn Guy takes the note and arrest Murder Man and the others. They drive off. It then zooms out revealing Culdee on top of a building)
Culdee: Well glad that is over! *yawn* I’m getting tired. Time to go home!
(Culdee flies back to his house. Lil Fred is seen asleep)
Culdee: Aw. Goodnight Fred.
(Culdee heads into the hidden passageway. He deactivates the suit and puts it back in the stand)
Culdee: Welp, that’s enough of that!
(Culdee heads back upstairs and goes to sleep. The chapter fades to black)
== CHAPTER FIVE - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 1 ==
SYNOPSIS - Chef v1000 begins his plot of starting his own robot invasion. He gets Chef v2 and Chef v3 to make fake newspapers and send them to people they want to join. Meanwhile, BB 2.0 is looking for the Veggie Corp building.
(It starts of with BB 2.0 looking around the city)
BB 2.0: Now if I’m correct, Veggiecorp should be around...
(BB 2.0 sees the building)
BB 2.0: Score!
(BB 2.0 walks up to the doors. He tries to open them but it is locked)
BB 2.0: Darn. Looks like ever since they arrested Onion Cream, this place has been shut down. But...
(BB 2.0 uses laser vision and cuts a hole through the door
BB 2.0: Good thing Culdee added laser vision while he was building me! Now time to infiltrate!
(BB 2.0 enters the building. He looks around the place. It is abondoned with cracks, cobwebs, spiders and mold everywhere)
BB 2.0: Bleh! This place is disgusting. Well not to be surprised that no one was here since June.
(BB 2.0 walks up to a sign over a doorway that says, “Shredder Room”)
BB 2.0: Now I‘ve read “The Vandal Buster” on the way here so he should be in this room!
(BB 2.0 enters the room. He sees a hole where the turbine used to be)
BB 2.0: *gulp* Welp. Here goes nothing.
(BB 2.0 jumps down the hole)
BB 2.0: YOLO!!!!!!
(BB 2.0 lands in a pile of junk)
BB 2.0: I’m alive! Now to find Robo RH!
(BB 2.0 swims in the trash. A few hours later, he is still swimming around)
BB 2.0: Ugh. I’ve been swimming for hours. Where is he?
(BB 2.0 turns around)
BB 2.0: *gasp*
(BB 2.0 finds the shredded remains of Robo Rh)
BB 2.0: I’ve finally found him!
(BB 2.0 swims up to him)
BB 2.0: God, you look more shredded then I thought you we’re... Oh well.
(BB 2.0 brings out a tool kit)
BB 2.0: Time to open you up! Let’s see what we’re dealing with!
(It switches back to Chef v1000 behind a bush. He is seen looking at Chef Pee Pee grabs the mail from a mail box. He closes it and heads back inside)
Chef v1000: Still not suspecting anything. Soon my time will shine-
Chef v2: Hey Boss!
Chef v1000: GAH! 23, do not surprise me like that!
Chef v2: Uhh it's actually Chef v2.
Chef v3: And Chef v3!
Chef v1000: Look, I don't got time to say both names! I'm in the middle of something! What do you all want?
Chef v3: You said something about meeting you?
Chef v2: And that you had a plan.
Chef v1000: Oh yes.
(Chef v1000 turns around and faces V2 and V3)
Chef v1000: I got a plan to make an army for my invasion against this wretched town!
Chef v2: So what is it?
Chef v1000: Well if we're going to have to get people to notice us, we need to make something to help them!
Chef v3: Like what?
Chef v1000: We need something simple, like a- a.
(Chef v1000 then sees a paper boy riding on a bike throwing news papers at houses)
Chef v1000: Bingo.
(Chef v1000 is seen inside his hideout making fake newspapers. He finishes making a million)
Chef v1000: Phew. Now to send them!
(It cuts to the paper boy riding his bike down a lane. Suddenly his phone beeps. He looks on it. He gets a shocked face)
Paper Boy: HOLY S***! THERES A PIKACHU HERE!
(Paper Boy jumps out of his bike and runs off. Chef v1000 then sneaks up to the bike and puts in the newspaper head lines)
Chef v1000: Hehehe.
(Chef v1000 sees the paper boy running back and runs off)
Paper Boy: Can't believe I didn't get that Pikachu. *sigh* Oh well. Back to my lameass job!
(Paper Boy jumps back on his bike and rides off)
Chef v1000: Perfect...
(While the paper boy is riding away, a few papers fly out and fly to different places. It cuts to the top of the mountain where Chef Pee Pee's Family Diner is seen. Alternate Chef Pee Pee is seen cooking when he hears the door opening)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: *gasp* A customer! Finally!
(Altnerate Chef Pee Pee runs to the customer. A man in a blue suit comes up)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Welcome to Chef Pee Pee's Family Diner! A taste of fun for everyone! May I take your order?
Man: Actually I didn't want to order everything, I wanted to say that your resturaunt is being shut down.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: WHAT!? WHY!?
Man: Because you arn't getting enough money for it because who comes up a mountain? Plus your "Roommates" keep making it a health violation.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: ROOMMATES!?
(The Man points behind ACPP and they see that Animatronic Jesse is drinking some oil and throws the glass to the ground. Animatronic Petra is also seen throwing screws on the floor)
Animatronic Petra: THESE SCREWS ARE DISGUSTING!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: 0_0
Man: Yeah you got 48 hours to get the money otherwise we are turning your resuraunt into a nail salon!
(The Man leaves)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: *speechless intensifies*
(Animatronic Jesse throws a glass at Alternate Chef Pee Pee)
Animatronic Jesse: Hey Peepers, fill me a cup of oil!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Do it yourself free loader!
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee walks off. Animatronic Jesse's eyes turn red. He runs up to Alternate Chef Pee Pee and grabs him by the shirt)
Animatronic Jesse: Listen Pee Pee, I didn't ask nicley. Now give me a cup of oil or it will be your head!
(Animatronic Badman activates and sees this)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: N-never.
Animatronic Jesse: You asked for it!
(Animatronic Jesse is about to punch ACPP when Animatronic Badman punches AJ to the floor)
Animatronic Jesse: OW!
Aniamatronic Badman: That will teach you a lesson to not hurt our creator!
(A. Olivia and A. Axel see this)
Animatronic Olivia: He just punched Jesse!
Animatronic Axel: GET HIM!
(AO and AA jump onto Animatronic Badman)
Animatronic Badman: AGH! GET OFF!
(Animatronic Judy and Tyrone see this and attack the two)
Animatronic Olivia: OW!
Animatronic Axel: AGH!
Animatronic Radar: ROBOT WAR!
(Everyone yells as Chef Pee Pee's Animatronics battle the FNAJ Animatronics)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I got to get out of here!
(Animatronic Jesse gets up and sees him)
Animatronic Jesse: OI! YOU AINT RUNNING AWAY THAT EASILY!
(Animatronic Jesse chases after Alternate Chef Pee Pee. Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs into a storage room)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Got to run! Got to run!
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee races through cardboard boxes trying to run)
Animatronic Jesse: (Voice) *Singing* Chef Pee Pee. I know your around here.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Oh god! He's here!
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee jumps and hides inside a box)
Animatronic Jesse: Where are you Chef Pee Pee. I can smell you.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee tries to hide his breath but Animatronic Jesse hears him)
Animatronic Jesse: Ahhh.
(Animatronic Jesse opens up the box)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: AGH!
Animatronic Jesse: There you are!
(Animatronic Jesse grabs Chef Pee Pee)
Animatronic Jesse: You should have given me my oil!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: GET IT YOURSELF FREE LOADER!
Animatronic Jesse: THATS IT!
(Animatronic Jesse is about to kill Alternate Chef Pee Pee when...)
Animatronic Badman: HEY!
(Animatronic Jesse turns around, Animatronic Badman is seen with a stick)
Animatronic Badman: LIGHTS OUT JES!
(Animatronic Badman shoves the stick into Animatronic Jesse's skull electrocuting him. AJ falls down knocked out)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: *sigh* That was close!
Animatronic Badman: Indeed. What do we do with the "other" Animatronics?
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee smiles evily)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I've got an idea.
(All of the FNAJ animatronics are seen in a cage. Animatronic Jesse wakes up)
Animatronic Jesse: Ow. My head. Wait. Why am I in a cage?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Because you will be moving!
Animatronic Jesse: WHAT?! WHERE!?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Oh it's just a little place i'd like to call THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN!
FNAJ Animatronics: WHAT!?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Badman, do the thang!
Animatronic Badman: Got it.
(Animatronic Badman puts his foot on the cage)
Animatronic Jesse: Please don't do this! We promise we won't be freeloaders no more!
Animatronic Badman: Too late for that!
(Animatronic Badman kicks the cage off of the cliff. The cage falls down with a loud bang)
Animatronic Badman: You think they're dead?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Knowing those guys, prolly not. It might take a while for them to heal and come up here, in the mean time we should be prepared!
Scar: (singing) BE PREPAAAAAARED-
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: SHUT UP!
(Animatronic Badman pushes Scar off of the cliff. Suddenly a news paper comes flying up the mountain. Animatronic Badman grabs it)
Animatronic Badman: Hey boss! You might wanna look at this!
(Animatronic Badman gives Alternate Chef Pee Pee the newspaper)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: (Reading) "Third Robot Invasion Strikes Summer of This Year in Pensacola." Another robot Invasion!?
Animatronic Badman: Appearantly.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Ho ho ho! This is going to be good! Another Robot Invasion! I am so in! Animatronic Badman, since you saved my life, you are coming with me!
Animatronic Badman: Noice!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: (To the other animatronis) The rest of you stay here in case AJ and his friends come back!
(The animatronics nod)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Lets go!
(The two leave. The newspaper then flies off and lands on Animatronic Jesse who he and his friends crash landed on the bottom of the mountain)
Animatronic Jesse: Owwwww.
(Animatronic Jesse sees the news paper)
Animatronic Jesse: A news paper! But I think my hands are broken. I can still read it from here! "Third Robot Invasion Strikes Summer of This Year in Pensacola." WOAH! ANOTHER INVASION! I SO WANT TO GO!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well too bad because your too injured! Haha! Thats what you get for being a free loader! (To animatronic Badman) Lets go!
(The two run off laughing)
Animatronic Jesse: WHAT! NO! I WANT TO GO TO THE ROBOT INVASION! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Another newspaper is seen flying through the air. Dan is seen in the woods sitting in front of a campfire)
Dan: *sigh* Ever since my failure I have nothing to do. It's prolly best if I stay away from wars from now on. I don't want to risk dying.
(A newspaper is seen flying towards him)
Dan: Oh hey a news-
(The newspaper falls on the fire burning to a crisp)
Dan: ... Paper. It's fine. I didn't want any entertainment anyway.
(It then switches back in the sky. Another newspaper is seen flying in front of a house. A hand picks it up. The person is revealed to be an animatronic elephant with red hat, polka dot ears, pink and red glasses, and a green and yellow vest)
Snorky: *honk* What is this?
(Snorky shrugs and brings it back into the house. He sits on a couch and reads it)
Snorky: *honk* "Robot Invasion?" *Honk* I need to see more of this!
(As snorky continues reading, an animatronic orange gorilla with some black hair, a small yellow vest, a red and yellow hat and some glasses comes in)
Bingo: Hey Snorky pal! Whatcha reading?
Snorky: *honk* (See for yourself, I found this on the floor on the front yard!)
(Snorky hands Bingo the newspaper. He reads it)
Bingo: Let's see then! Hmmm. "Another robot Invasion set to happen. Is it real or a bust?" Wait. A fourth robot invasion!?
Snorky: *honk* (Appearantly so.)
Bingo: First the one in 2018, then Rh 2.0's reign, then Dave's invasion and now this?
Snorky: *honk* (I guess. Maybe this can be good because we can use it to continue our murder spree from summer!)
Bingo: Of course! Good idea Snorky! This will be a great redeption from our last attack in August! Let's go tell Fleegle and Drooper!
Snorky: *honk* Let's go!
(Bingo and Snorky run off. The screen cuts to black)
== CHAPTER SIX - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 2 ==
SYNOPSIS - Snorky and Bingo bring the news paper to their friends Fleegle and Drooper, later the last remaning tunabots also get a hand on the newspaper and now are set to find whoever wanted to start this robot invasion!
WARNING! This chapter is rated R for minor gore. Viewer discretion is advised
(It starts off in a dark room. A rotten corpse is seen on a table. Suddenly the corpse starts getting more mutilated by another mysterious person. With blood flying everywhere)
???: It's been about 3 months since the show ended.
(The person then cuts open the corpses stomach revealing the organs)
???: If it wasn't for that little deliquent Harley and his family, we would have continued the show forever... and ever.. and ever.
(The person grabs the heart and starts devouring it with blood spurting everywhere. The person is then revealed to be an animatronic beagle with a hat, brown fur, brown ears, a red bow tie, and two buttons)
Fleegle: If I ever get my hands on that kid again, I will rip him limb from limb just like I did with that pesky person who cancelled my show!
(Fleegle continues chopping up the corpse when an animatronic with the same hat, a red nose, orange square glasses and some gloves comes in holding something)
Drooper: Hey Fleegle. I got tonight's dinner!
(Drooper throws Fleegle an severed arm)
Fleegle: An arm!?
Drooper: What's the matter? I thought you liked arm.
Fleegle: I do! But we had the same meal for the past 3 months! Mutilated corpses found in alleyways and s***! *sigh* I would kill to do some murdering.
Drooper: No kidding. Why don't we just go out there and just kill somepeople!
Fleegle: I don't want to risk getting caught by the government Drooper! Besides, we are all over the news!
(Fleegle grabs a remote and turns the TV on showing a recording of a news broadcast)
Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Reports from the all famous taft studios have now been confirmed. And we can report that the sights of the beloved soundstages for "The Banana Splits Show" replaced joy and laughter with mayhem and murder! The story so gruesome that it could have ripped from the pages of a hollywood horror film rather from the set of a beloved kid show! "The Banana Splits Show" has entertained kids since 1968, when the world first met Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky. With their zany antics and their catchy theme song, the Banana Splits were an instant pop culture sensation. So how did that good nature entertainment, lead to a sound stage full of corpses? While the final death tool is yet to be determined, we can confirm that the casualties included hundreds of studio audience members, a long time producer of the Banana Split Show and at least one cheating husband! It seems the Banana Splits Show was cancelled that day after decades of on air kids fun! And this fact, might have fueled the murderous spree!
(Goodman then gets a call)
Goodman: Hold on one second.
(Goodman brings the phone to his ear and gets a shocked face.)
Goodman: HOLD ON! THIS JUST IN! PNN has recieved camera footage from the scene of the crime!
(It shows camera footage of Drooper bringing out a wheelchair that has a dead body with a lollipop shoved down his throat, and Fleegle setting the man on fire.)
Goodman: Unthinkable. It appears that the murderers are the Banana Splits themselves! It seems these kid friendly animatronic robots have become bloodthirsty killing machines! Authorities are looking for the Banana Splits programmer known simply as "Karl" as a possible suspect! Even more shockingly, the authorities have yet to locate the Banana Splits! Anyone with the information of the whereabouts of Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper or Snorky, or the quartets bright yellow Banana Buggy, should contact this news station immediately! More on the story as it develops-
(Fleegle throws the remote at the TV shattering the screen)
Fleegle: GAH! Thanks to the humans, we don't have a show anymore! Now we just spend our lives in the dark mooching off of expired corpses! I just wish we could join something so we can end the human race FOR GOOD!
(Fleegle keeps chopping up Bingo and Snorky enter)
Bingo: Hey guys! You won't believe what we found!
Fleegle: Did you kill someone?!
Snorky: "honking noise" (Sadly no)
Fleegle: *sigh*
Bingo: But we did find this!
(Bingo tosses Fleegle the news paper. Fleegle reads it)
Fleegle: "Robot Invasion?"
Snorky: "honking noise" Yeah!
Bingo: Snorky found it in the front yard!
Fleegle: Hmmm. This robot invasion might be our once in a lifetime oppertunity to end the human race for good! Maybe we should join it!
Bingo: That's what we were thinking!
Snorky: "honking noise" (Yeah!)
???: What are you four talking about over here?
(A strange person in an owl suit comes in)
Fleegle: HOOTY!
(The banana splits kneel down)
Hooty: What are you boys talking about?
Fleegle: Well you see our si- uh. We- uh.
Drooper: What he is trying to say is we saw this newspaper saying stuff about a robot invasion!
Hooty: A robot invasion? That's new.
Bingo: Indeed! And we were wondering if we could join.
Hooty: I don't know. What if you fail like you did 3 months ago?
Snorky: "honking noise" (Uhhh)
Drooper: We'll be fine Hooty! There is no need to worry!
Hooty: ... Very well then. But I suggest you don't get seen by any humans until the perfect time. As you know...
(Hooty brings out their hammer)
Hooty: The show must go on...
(Hooty walks off)
Fleegle: Well boys, it is official! We shall join this robot invasion!
Drooper and Bingo: Horray!
Snorky: "honking noise" (Awesome)
Fleegle: However we can't go out on an empty stomach! Let's finish off this corpse and go!
Bingo: Okay!
(The four then start brutally eating the corpse as the screen fades to black. It then cuts to an alleyway. Shadow the Hedgehog is seen waking up in a cage)
Shadow: What the!? Where am I!?
(Shadow looks around panicking. Suddenly a Tunabot with a broken face, an exposed ear endo, a broken leg and a drill for an arm comes out)
Tunabot 3: SURPRISE!
Shadow: GAH!
Tunabot 3: HAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face!
Shadow: You sons of b***hes! Where am I!?
(Another Tunabot with a missing ear and a broken eye comes out)
Tunabot 2: You've been imprisioned for like uhhh. (To Tunabot 3) How long has it been since the In-Funny-Ty war?
Tunabot 3: Uhhhhhh about 6 months!
Shadow: SIX MONTHS!? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A YEAR!?
Tunabot 2: Well be happy we kept you alive by feeding you worms!
Shadow: GROSS! Wait how did you feed me if I was knocked out?
Tunabot 2: Uhhhh magic?
(Another Tunabot with line like holes in his mask comes out)
Tunabot 1: How is the prisoner going along?
Tunabot 2: Doing fine, even though he is acting like a baby about being stuck in there for Six Months.
Shadow: F*** YOU GUYS!
Tunabot 3: Shut your mouth or i'll put this drill into it!
Tunabot 1: Ahh yes. Six months since the In-FUNNY-ty War! I still can't believe we failed. Not only that, but we are the last tunabots and our leader has been arrested and taken to the intergalactic dimension.
Tunabot 2: Yeah.
Tunabot 3: True.
Shadow: Well he deserved it. I even heard he killed Toadette! Now that is WAY to far-
(Tunabot 3 bangs on the cage)
Tunabot 3: SHUT THE F*** UP YOU EMO NEEDLE MOUSE!
Shadow: Make me Maguro ripoff!
Tunabot 3: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Tunabot 1: You two! Shut up! Anyways, we need to come up with something to get back on the people who stopped us! Mostly the flower thot (Sunny) and the male b***h (Parappa).
Tunabot 2: How about another In-FUNNY-ty war?
Tunabot 3: Nah that wouldn't work.
Tunabot 1: He's right. We lost all of our troops and no one else would want to join us. Plus Culdee already has enough stories to do and if he ever made a sequel to In-FUNNY-ty War, it would probably be released in 2021.
Tunabot 3: So what do we do?
Tunabot 1: If only we could join someone's war-
(A newspaper then flies into Shadow's cage)
Shadow: What's this?
(Shadow grabs the newspaper and reads it. Tunabot 3 swipes it)
Shadow: HEY!
Tunabot 3: Nuh uh uh! No entertainment for the prisoner!
Tunabot 1: Hold on.
(Tunabot 1 grabs the newspaper and reads it)
Tunabot 2: What does it say boss?
Tunabot 3: Yeah! What does it say?!
(Tunabot 1 looks at the paper and gets an grins [Even though he doesn't have a mouth])
Tunabot 1: Pack your stuff boys. We're going on a Robot Invasion!
Tunabot 2: Cool!
Tunabot 3: AWESOME! But can we keep the prisoner?
Tunabot 1: *sigh* Sure.
Tunabot 3: HORRAY!
(Tunabot 3 grabs the cage)
Tunabot 3: You and I are gonna have lots of fun/torturing ahead of us!
Shadow: F**********************************!
(The three leave while Tunabot 3 drags the cage behind him. It then cuts to midnight. The three tunabots are seen walking through Pensacola)
Tunabot 3: God. No one seams to be awake at midnight.
Tunabot 2: Well that's when most people fall asleep.
Tunabot 1: Anywas enough yadding about midnight s***! We need to go find whoever is going to start this robot inva-
(Tunabot 1 then bumps into Fleegle)
Tunabot 1: OW!
Fleegle: HEY!
(The tunabots then face the banana splits)
Tunabot 1: WATCH WERE YOUR STANDING!
Fleegle: YOU WATCH IT! What are you even? Just some grey tuna?
Tunabot 2: Oh yeah? Well out of everything we had to bump into, it has to be some disney characters!
Drooper: HEY! We're not from disney! We're from Hannah Barbera!
Bingo: I thought it was TAFT Studios?
Drooper: Well in 1968 when we were created, we were made by Hannah Barbera and Sid and Marty Krofft!
Tunabot 3: No one cares about your backstory! We are here to find the person who came up with a robot invasion!
Snorky: "honking noise" (Wait? Did you say Robot Invasion?)
Tunabot 3: Yeah. We did.
Bingo: Wait how did you understand what he means-
Fleegle: Well. I guess there is no need to fight anybody!
Tunabot 1: Well I guess now what we gotta do is find the guy who's coming up the invasion?
???: Well I believe you found him.
(Chef v1000 comes out of the shadows)
Shadow: Woah. Did he just come out of the wall?
Chef v1000: Well I actually have the power to travel through the shadows! I see you are the remaining Tunabots and The Banana Splits!
Fleegle: Well it's nice to meet you.. Mr....
Chef v1000: Call me Chef v1000. And the hat with the arms is hatty.
(Chef v1000's hat then waves)
Drooper: I am scared right now.
Chef v1000: No need to be! Just follow me and I will lead you to where you should be!
Fleegle: Uh okay. If you insist.
(The Banana Splits and the three tunabots follow Chef v1000 into the shadows. The screen fades to black. It then cuts back outside. Suddenly the Dimension Traveller-3000 from Vandal Buster: Part II teleports into view. Out of the machine comes past versions of Masked Menace, PLA-1137 and Dark Tari)
Past Masked Menace: Well it looks the machine brought us to the future!
Past PLA-1137: Looks like it!
Past Dark Tari: Hopefully we can find some villains to help us!
Past Masked Menace: True!
(Chef v1000 then comes out of the bushes)
Past Masked Menace: He looks like a villain! Hey you, can you help us with our invasion?
(Chef v1000 looks at them. He suddenly gets red eyes)
Past Masked Menace: Uhhh hello?
(Suddenly Chef v1000 starts turning more withered. His eyes go pitch black and gets sharp teeth)
Past Masked Menace: Uhhh guys. I think we should get back in the-
True Thousand: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(True Thousand grabs Past Masked Menace and rips him in half)
Past PLA-1137: WHAT THE F***!?
Past Dark Tari: Woah.
(True Thousand looks at them)
Past PLA-1137: OH HELL NO! I'M OUTA HERE!
(Past PLA-1137 flies away only for True Thousand to grab her)
Past PLA-1137: NOOOO!
(Past PLA-1137 gets ripped into shreds. True Thousand then looks at Past Dark Tari)
Past Dark Tari: Oh no you don't!
(Past Dark Tari shoots True Thousand but it doesn't work)
Past Dark Tari: WHAT THE!?
(True Thousand roars and runs at Dark Tari and punches her through the heart killing her. True Thousand turns back into Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Well. Glad that is over. Now, I think I will use this machine later on.
(Chef v1000 grabs the machine, he walks off with it. The screen fades to black)
== CHAPTER SEVEN - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 3 ==
SYNOPSIS - After killing Past Masked Menace and the others, Chef v1000 steals their Dimension Traveller 3000 and gets Chef v2 and Chef v3 to join him while The Banana Splits and the tunabots will stay behind incase any more people decide to come and join.
WARNING! This chapter is rated R for mild gore! Veiwer discretion is advised!
(It starts off with BB 2.0 looking at a crudley put together version of Robo RH)
BB 2.0: Alright. It took me a couple of chapters but I managed to put Robot RH back together! Now I just need to activate him!
(BB 2.0 grabs a medallion out of his pocket)
BB 2.0: Give me the power I beg of you!
(Suddenly lightning strikes Robo RH awakening him)
Robo RH: I... have awakened.
BB 2.0: Perfect!
Robot RH: Now... who might you be.
BB 2.0: My name is BB 2.0! And since I brought you back to life, you now work for me!
Robo RH: Not if I KILL YOU!
(Robo RH brings out a nearby sword and tries to stab BB 2.0 only for it to not work against his metal)
Robo RH: WHAT THE!? Okay you win.
BB 2.0: Perfect. Lets go! We have a big plan ahead of us!
(The two leave through the sewers. The screen fades to black. It then cuts to Chef v1000's lair)
Chef v3: Alright so this is a good start to our army! So we got the final three tunabots and some ex-tv show characters The Banana Splits!
Fleegle: So when are we gonna start this Robot Invasion?
Chef v2: Well so far we only have about 10 members so we're gonna need ALOT more to start it!
(Chef v1000 is seen coming in dragging the Dimension Traveller-3000 into the room)
Chef v3: Woah.
Chef v2: Dafuq is that?
Chef v1000: Gentlmen, I present you the Dimension Traveller-3000!
Shadow: Did you like steal that from Masked Menace or something? I thought he was redeemed!
Chef v1000: Well the- uhhhhh. Whatever! we got this thing so that means we can go back in time and get people from the past!
(Tobias then comes out of a portal)
Tobias: ARE YOU KIDDING!? Like how many times have people gone into the past and gotten redeemed villains!?
Chef v2: Uhhh two times. There was Vandal Buster: Part II and there was In-FUNNY-ty War-
Tobias: I guess but we arn't doing this s*** again-
(A microwave is heard beeping)
Tobias: OH S***! THE RAMEN!
(Tobias runs back into the portal. It closes behind him)
Chef v1000: Well I didn't get this machine for nothing, so we are gonna go back in time and get some f***ing villains! 23, you are coming with me!
Fleegle: Why do you call them 23?
Chef v2: He doesn't have enough time to say both of our names.
Chef v1000: True. Now let's go!
(The three enter the machine and teleport away)
Tunabot 3: Well I guess we are gonna have to stay behind and see if anyone wants to join!
(There is then knocking on the door)
Drooper: I'll get it!
(Drooper opens the door and is greeted to Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Animatronic Badman)
Drooper: Woah. You (Alternate Chef Pee Pee) look like you got done with a blood bath.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: My name is Chef Pee Pee! Or, Alternate Chef Pee Pee in this universe! The animatronic next to me is Animatronic Badman!
Animatronic Badman: Greetings.
Drooper: Cool! I'm an animatronic as well!
Animatronic Badman: Nice!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Anyways, we came looking for the guy who said something about starting a robot invasion!
Drooper: Oh Chef v1000 is our boss now! He said something about a robot invasion!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Awesome! We were wondering if we could join!
Drooper: Well technically you are human but I guess 1 human wouldn't hurt!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Nice!
(Drooper lets the two in)
Drooper: Hey guys! I want to introduce you to our new members of the invasion! Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Animatronic Badman!
Fleegle: Cool!
Tunabot 1: Hmmm. Alternate Chef Pee Pee is a human but I did see Chef Pee Pee's Killing Spree! so I suppose he could work out!
Snorky: "honking noise" (So what do we now?)
Fleegle: Well I guess we just wait for Chef v1000 and Chef v2 and 3 to come back with hopefully some new members of the invasion!
Bingo: True.
(It then cuts to the three chef robots inside the Dimension Traveller-3000)
Chef v3: Welp. I'm bored.
Chef v2: Is there a board game or something we can play while we're waiting?
Chef v1000: Now now now 23, we should be at a random destination in about-
(The Machine then dings)
Chef v1000: Now!
(The three exit the machine)
Chef v2: Woah.
(They make it to the Alternate Beacontown from Vandal Buster: Part II)
Chef v3: This was the alternate version of Becontown Rh told in his story!
Chef v2: It looks deserted. Perhaps every body escaped after Alternate Jez, Alternate Zara and Cyber Guest left.
Chef v3: Your theory might be right v2. Look at this place! I don't see any soul here!
Chef v1000: Well there has to be something. Follow me you two.
(The three go around exploring the place. They then see Alternate Jez's giant citadel which now has a bunch of holes, cracks and mold on it)
Chef v3: Jeez. Look at that thing! It looks like it hasn't been cleaned in YEARS!
(The chefs enter the castle. They enter what used to be Alternate Jez's throne room)
Chef v1000: See anything boys?
Chef v2: Not yet boss.
(Chef v3 points at a bloody cage)
Chef v3: There!
(The three enter the cage. They see the shredded remains of a guest wearing a roblox cap and a roblox jacket)
Chef v3: God. This is gory.
(Chef v2 throws up on the ground)
Chef v3: Alternate Jez and Alternate Zara must have fed him to a bunch of wolves! What do you think boss?
Chef v1000: Hmmm. This gives me an idea. 23, pick up the remains!
Chef v2: WHAT!?
Chef v3: Yes boss!
(Chef v3 and Chef v2 pick up the remains of the guest)
Chef v2: Ew ew ew ew ew.
Chef v1000: V2, stop being such a p***y and get moving!
Chef v2: Y-yes b-b-boss.
(Chef v1000 then finds a box titled "CYBER GUEST SPARE PARTS". He opens the box)
Chef v1000: Time for an operation!
(Chef v1000 walks up to the guest)
Chef v1000: Alright! Let's fix you!
Narrator: A bunch of hours later.
Chef v1000: All right. It should be done.
Chef v2: What did you do boss?
Chef v3: Yeah, what did you do?
Chef v1000: Come on out pal. Don't be shy.
(The guest then comes out but it has cybernetic arms, legs, a nose, and two machine guns for hands)
Guest 487: Where.... where am I?
Chef v1000: Hello there. My name is Chef v1000.
Guest 487: I'm guest 487. Did you... bring me back to life?
Chef v1000: Yep. So tell me pal, how did you die.
Guest 487: It happened back in the summer.
(It cuts to a flashback in the summer. Guest 487 is seen in his normal state talking to a female guest with purple hair)
Guest 487: I used to live in Robloxia which was then taken over by Jez. I lived there with my sister, "Guest 501"!
Guest 487 (Flashback): I can't believe it's been years since the attack at the guest camp.
Guest 501: Yeah. I hate life here. I miss mom and dad.
Guest 487 (Flashback): I promise you we will be fine. I'm gonna go find some food.
Guest 501: Okay. Be careful brother.
Guest 487 (Flashback): I'm always careful.
(Guest 487 leaves)
Guest 487: I had to do alot of jobs but I failed at most of them. One day I came back to my sister with some food, but when I looked around, she was gone.
Guest 487 (Flashback): Lucy? Lucy!?
Guest 487: I've been looking for her for weeks but never found her.
(Guest 487 is seen looking around the city)
Guest 487 (Flashback): Lucy? Lucy!?
(An intercom then turns on)
Intercom: “Guest 487”. Report to Jez’s office.
Guest 487 (Flashback): Oh no! I can’t go to him! I’m out of here!
(Guest 487 tries to run, but get shot in the leg by Cyber Guest)
Cyber Guest: He means it.
(Cyber Guest grabs Guest 487 and drags him away. A while later, the two exit the elevator and are then greeted by Alternate Jez)
Alternate Jez: (To Guest 487) You have failed every job I’ve given you. Your only chance to redeem yourself is this simple order.
(Alternate Jez pushes a button causing a guest prisoner to exit from a hidden door. Next to him is Alternate Zara)
Alternate Jez: Kill this guest. If not.
(Alternate Zara pulls out a sword covered in blood)
Alternate Jez: You’ll end up like the rest of my friend, Zara’s victims.
(Guest 487 gets a scared face. He then looks down. He looks at Alternate Jez with an angred face)
Guest 487 (Flashback): No! I won’t do it!
Alternate Jez: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Guest 487 (Flashback): While Bacon Colonel was sadistic in killing guests, at least he didn’t take over the city unlike you!
Alternate Jez: DON’T YOU EVER MENTION BACON COLONEL’S NAME! I AM TEN TIMES MORE SKILLED THAN HIM!
Guest 487 (Flashback): Well, he’s actually more tolerable than you, you dishpan!
Alternate Jez: DISHPAN?!? THAT IS IT! ZARA, KILL THIS GUEST!
Alternate Zara: (To Guest 487) I’ve been waiting for this, punk.
(Alternate Zara kicks Guest 487 to the ground before pulling out her sword and slicing off his feet, hands and nose)
Guest 487 (Flashback): F***! IT BURNS!
Alternate Jez: “laughing” Blind him!
(Alternate Zara stabs Guest 487 in both eyes)
Guest 487 (Flashback): I CAN’T SEE!
Alternate Zara: (To Alternate Jez) Should I throw him to the wolves?
Alternate Jez: Do it.
(Alternate Jez opens the back window and at the bottom is a large enclosure full of dozens of hungry hellhounds. Alternate Zara then grabs Guest 487 and throws him out the window where he is graphically ripped to shreds and eaten by the wolves as blood splashes on Alternate Jez and Alternate Zara)
Alternate Jez: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Alternate Zara: Sure was!
(It then shows Guest 487's shredded body at the hellhound cage)
Guest 487: That was when I died. Not only was I killed in cold blood by those disphans, but I never found my sister.
(It cuts back to reality)
Chef v3: Damn.
Chef v2: That is sad.
Chef v1000: Kinda is. Anyways, we were wondering if you could join our Robot Invasion!
Guest 487: Robot Invasion?
Chef v1000: Yes. I am planning a robot invasion so we can end the human race for good!
Guest 487: What's a human?
Chef v1000: ... seriously?
Chef v3: Don't judge him. This is the version of robloxia that was far away from beacontown!
Chef v1000: Oh okay. Anywas, will you join us.
Guest 487: No. I don't like killing. I just want to find my sister.
Chef v2: Oh.
Chef v3: WAIT YOU BUILT HIM FOR NOTHING!?
Chef v1000: Enough, lets just get back to the dimension traveller since he aint gonna help.
(The chefs leave)
Guest 487: Hopefully she can be around here somewhere.
(Guest 487 looks around. He then enters the morgue room. He looks around and sees a bunch of dead bodies of guests under tarps)
Guest 487: Damn. They killed alot of them.
(Guest 487 then sees a number next to one of the guests. The number is 501)
Guest 487: Oh no.
(Guest 487 removes the tarp. He then sees the body of Guest 501 who has a bunch of gun holes in her)
Guest 487: No. No no no No No NOOOO!
(The chef robots are about to leave when they here Guest 487 screaming)
Chef v2: What was that?
Chef v1000: Sounded like Guest 487! Let's go check it out boys.
(The three run back into the citadel. They run into the morgue)
Chef v2: Oh my god.
(They see Guest 487 greiving over Guest 501's loss)
Guest 487: Well look on the bright side.... At least *sniff* I found her.
Chef v3: Holy jesus.
Chef v2: I am... so sorry.
(Guest 487 looks at Chef v1000)
Guest 487: I changed my mind. I want to join the invasion.
(Chef v1000 smiles evily)
Chef v1000: You made the right choice kid. Follow us.
(Guest 487 follows Chef v1000 and the others. They go back into the dimension traveller 3000)
Chef v2: Alright. Where to next?
Chef v3: I don't know.
(Guest 487 sees a button)
Guest 487: Hey, what's this?
(Guest 487 presses the button. The machine teleports away. The screen fades to black)
== CHAPTER EIGHT - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 4 ==
SYNOPSIS - Robotnik has been in jail for a few months, but he is finally able to break out! Now that that is done, he decides to have a fresh start. Meanwhile, Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3 and Guest 487 go into different dimensions and find a strange messed up robot known at Robot Zombie Badman.
WARNING! This chapter is rated R for mild gore! Veiwer discretion is advised!
(It starts off with Dr. Robotnik in prison counting down the days on the wall.)
Dr. Robotnik: Day 69 of staying in this rotten prison. I'm not sure if it is the exact number, but f*** it. I've been here for like 5 months or something.
(Dr. Robotnik looks out the prison window.)
Dr. Robotnik: And outside, is nothing but a worthless city that I just can't stand it just sitting there!
(Sonic runs up to the window.)
Sonic: Hey Robuttnik! Guess what color I am!
Dr. Robotnik: Sonic. I swear to Yuji Naka's name-
Sonic: (Singing) I'M BLUE!
(Sonic runs off.)
Dr. Robotnik: (Sarcastically) OH HA HA HA HA! YOU MAKE ME IN TEARS DON'T YOU! YOU STUPID NEEDLE MOUSE!
(Robotnik sits on the floor angry.)
Dr. Robotnik: If it wasn't for that stupid kid (Manny), I wouldn't be in this hell hole!
???: Hey you!
(Two cops are seen on the other side)
Dr. Robotnik: What do you want you blasted blue dressed bafoons!?
Cop 1: Well, we just wanted to tell you that you’re free to go!
Dr. Robotnik: YES! HAHA! I'M FREEEEEE!
Cop 1: I'm kidding you stupid old man.
Dr. Robotnik: Aw.
Cop 1: But, we do have a package!
(Cop 1 throws the package into the cell.)
Dr. Robotnik: What's in this? Cake that I won't eat?! Or maybe it's a way to get out of this mess!
Cop 1: Don't get your hopes up, Dave has already checked it! (To Cop 2) Right Dave?
Cop 2: What? (Nervous) Oh yeah yeah yeah. I definitely checked it. I mean if I didn't check it, I would lose my job and I don't want to lose my job.
Cop 1: Yeahhh.... Whatever enjoy your gift.
(The two cops walk off.)
Dr. Robotnik: What's even in this thing?
(Robotnik opens it up revealing a strawberry cake.)
Dr. Robotnik: Oh wow, a cake.
(Suddenly, the top of the cake opens up.)
Dr. Robotnik: Holy s***!
(Robotnik sees a remote. Next to it is a note that says...)
"You might have needed this!"
                   - Eggette.
(Robotnik grabs the remote control and presses it. It brings him back to his lab.)
Dr. Robotnik: What the? I'm back! YES! After a few months, I am finally free of this hell hole. Now I just need to get Scratch and Grounder ba-
(Robotnik then remembers all the times his plans to get Scratch and Grounder back failed.)
Dr. Robotnik: Actually. Maybe there is something else I can do!
(Robotnik runs off. It then shows Robotnik sitting on a throne.)
Dr. Robotnik: Now, it is time to test out my creations!
(Robotnik presses the button. Two metal doors open. Out of them comes a new verson of Scratch and Grounder. Scratch has a dark red color scheme with red spikes on his head with a read collar, a hand with sharp claws and a canon. The new grounder also has a red color scheme with a thinner antennae, one sharp tooth, and multiple hands which have a knife, a bussaw, a saw, a drill, a cabib and some shears)
Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0: Ready to serve, master.
Robotnik: Perfect! I don't know why I havn't thought of this all along! I don't need Scratch and Grounder, I can just make new ones! I'm also going to have to make one for Coconuts but i'll do that later.
Scratch 2.0: So what are your commands master?
Grounder 2.0: Yes.
Robotnik: Alright. I want you to follow me to Manny's house! I want to have a little word with him!
Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0: Anything you want sir!
(Robotnik walks off with Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 following them. It then cuts back to Manny's house. Scratch and Grounder are seen watching "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog")
Grounder: Hah! Those two robots are dumb!
Scratch: Those robots are us dumbbot!
Grounder: Oh!
(Manny walks in)
Manny: Hey guys!
Scratch: Hey Manny!
Grounder: We're just watching some TV!
Manny: Cool!
(Suddenly there is a knock on the door)
Manny: I swear to god if that's robotnik.
(Manny walks towards the door. Robotnik answers)
Robotnik: Greetings Manny!
(Manny is about to activate his suit)
Robotnik: Woah woah woah Manny there is no need to fight!
Manny: *sigh* What do you want Robotnik. I told you a bunch of times you are not getting your robots back! You fired them fair and square!
Robotnik: I just wanted to say that you win. You can keep Scratch and Grounder!
Manny: Wait. Really?
Robotnik: Yep. I learned my lesson. I was a hard boss and that I deserved it! I should have gone easy!
Scratch: No kidding.
Robotnik: Plus I do not need you bafoons any more!
Scratch: Wait. What is he talking about?
Robotnik: You may or may not have noticed but I recently gone on a fresh start! Come on out boys!
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 come out of the bushes. Scratch and Grounder get shocked faces)
Manny: So what? All you did was just make replacements.
Robotnik: They are not just any replacements! They can do more then Scratch and Grounder ever could!
Manny: Oh really?
Robotnik: Uh uh! Just look! Scratch 2.0! Do the thing!
Scratch 2.0: With pleasure.
(Scratch 2.0 then shoots lasers out of his eyes and carves, "Robotnik was Here!" on Manny's door)
Manny: MY DOOR!
Robotnik: Haha!
Scratch: I never got laser vision.
Grounder: Big deal Scratch. He's just flexing off his robots!
Robotnik: Grounder! Do the thing!
Grounder 2.0: Alrighty then!
(Grounder 2.0 then activates his sissor arm and starts carving all of Manny's bushes into sculptures of Robotnik)
Grounder: I wish I had sissor arms.
Manny: MY BUSHES! I worked so hard growing them!
Robotnik: You see Manny! I don't need those to nincombots any more now that I have my replacements!
Manny: So what? All you did was just come here to show of your "precious" robots!
Robotnik: Maybe! Anyways, I don't need any of you dumbots any more! See ya suckas!
(Robotnik, Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 walk away laughing)
Manny: Dumb fatass!
(Manny slams the door)
Manny: Don't listen to them you two! Robotnik is only trying to make you feel bad. Just go back to watching TV.
(Manny heads upstairs. Scratch and Grounder look at eachother with sad faces. The screen fades to black. It then cuts back to Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3 and Guest 487 are seen exiting the dimension traveller 3000 and ending up in a tunnel)
Chef v3: Hey, is it just me or is this tunnel kinda familiar?
Chef v1000: Nevermind that. Let's look around. There might be something around here.
(The three keep looking around. Suddenly they hear screaming)
Chef v2: The hell was that!?
(The three run over to the screaming. They look in and see a giant messed up robot strangling Chef Pee Pee while Jeffy is seen on the wall stabbed in the stomach with a pencil)
Chef v2: It's robot zombie badman from a year ago!
Chef v3: Holy crap!
(Suddenly Junior and Cody come in and see the chaos)
Past Junior: Chef Pee Pee!
Past Cody: Jeffy!
(Past Cody heads to bandage Past Jeffy while Past Junior tries to save Past Chef Pee Pee)
Past Chef Pee Pee: *struggling* let... me... go...
???: Never! I'm gonna enjoy messing with you!
Past Junior: Put him down!
???: Oh look! The turtle decided to come out of his shell!
Past Junior: Who are you?!
???: You don't know me? You don't know me!? YOU DON'T KNOW ME!?!?! You know who I am Junior! I AM BADMAN!!!
Past Junior: Badman!?
RZB: Yes! Robot Zombie Badman to be exact!
Past Junior: You mean that fictional character by Rh390110478?
RZB: Do I look fictional to you! I am real!
Past Junior: How are you alive!?
RZB: I'll tell you.
(While RZB is telling his story. The chefs speak quietly)
Chef v1000: Maybe that Robot Zombie Badman guy could help us in the invasion!
Guest 487: Maybe. He does look tough enough!
Chef v2: But how do we get to them?
Chef v1000: I know exactly what to do.
(The two go back and hide)
RZB: And after 1 week, I was finally done. Now I hide down here. Now it's time for you to die!
(Past Junior kicks RZB in the crotch. Making him drop Chef Pee Pee)
RZB: OW! My nuts and bolts!
Past Cody: You're okay now Jeffy.
Past Jeffy: Yeah!
Past Junior: Come on guys!
RZB: You can't run from me you 4. I am fast as f@#k boi!
Past Junior: He is fast but he slows down around the corners!
Past Chef Pee Pee: My legs are starting to hurt!
Past Cody: Wait, don't you have no legs.
(The 4 were able to hide from RZB behind a crate)
RZB: Damn it! I'll find you!
(As RZB walks away, the 4 talk about how to defeat RZB)
Past Chef Pee Pee: So how are we supposed to get rid of him?
Past Junior: I got it!
Past Cody: What is it Junior?
Past Junior: So he said that he possessed a piece of trash. Well, we just got to get the piece of trash out of inside of him and he will die!
Past Jeffy: Neat idea!
Past Junior: We need someone to distract him!
Past Cody: I will!
Past Jeffy: What do me and Chef Pee Pee do?
Past Junior: When RZB runs at Cody, you guys get a wire and trip him while I go inside of him and get the piece of trash!
Past Chef Pee Pee: Sounds good!
Past Junior: Alright! Let's go-
(Suddenly Past Junior gets shot to death)
Past Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Guest 487 comes out from behind him)
Past Jeffy: HE KILLED JUNIOR!
Guest 487: Now it's your turn!
(Guest 487 shoots Past Cody to death)
Past Chef Pee Pee: RUN!
(Past Chef Pee Pee and Past Jeffy run. They later run into Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Hello you two!
Past Chef Pee Pee: CHEF V1000!?
Past Jeffy: Wait, you know this guy!?
(Chef v1000 gets sharp teeth and devours the two. Then it cuts to Robot Zombie Badman walking around. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen behind him)
Chef v2: Hey Robot Zombie Badman!
RZB: Huh?
(RZB turns around and sees Chef v2 and Chef v3)
RZB: Who are you?
Chef v2: Oh, we're just fellow robots! Like you!
Chef v3: We were wondering if you could help us!
RZB: Why should I help you?
Chef v3: Because we hate humans as much as you do! If you join the invasion, we could destroy human kind! Well, what do you say?
RZB: Hmmm. Deal!
Chef v2: Cool!
(Guest 487 and Chef v1000 are seen walking towards them)
Guest 487: Hey guys! We just dealt with the others!
Chef v3: Cool! We also got RZB to join us for the invasion!
Guest 487: Sweet!
Chef v1000: Anyways, I think that is about enough travelling to do! Lets head back to the present!
Chef v2: Very well then!
(The four head back in the machine. It teleports away. It then switches to to BB 2.0 and Robo RH roaming around the junk piles)
Robo Rh: Is there any way we are gonna get out of this?
BB 2.0: I don't know! But there has to be an exit somewhere!
(BB 2.0 then finds a sewer hole)
BB 2.0: I found a sewer hole!
Robo Rh: How did that get there?
BB 2.0: Who knows? But let's enter it!
(BB 2.0 and Robo Rh enter and walk off)
BB 2.0: Hopefully we can find an exit out of this smelly place!
Robo RH: True!
(The two continue to leave. It then fades back to Manny's house. Manny is seen asleep on his bed. In the guest room, Scratch and Grounder are seen asleep. Scratch and grounder then wake up. They look at eachother and nod. Scratch opens the window and grounder throws a rope. They climb down the rope and sneak away from the house. They look at Dr. Robotnik's lair from a distance. The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER NINE - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 5 ==
SYNOPSIS - Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3, Guest 487 and Robot Zombie Badman are able to head back to the lair so they can go find more villains to help out. Meanwhile, Scratch and Grounder sneak into Dr. Robotnik's lair to ask him a question.
(It starts off with Scratch and Grounder sneaking into Dr. Robotnik's lair)
Scratch: Hopefully Robotnik won't mind us sneaking in!
Grounder: Me too! Besides, he doesn't have a very good security system-
(Suddenly a bell rings)
Scratch: OH GOD!
(The lights turn on and Dr. Robotnik is seen in his throne)
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Grounder: Don't you mean snoop-PINGAS!
Scratch: Uh h-hey b-b-boss! How did you get a good security system?
Robotnik: Oh my new robots built it for me!
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 come out)
Scratch 2.0: Sup!
Grounder 2.0: Are these nincombots bothering you boss?
Scratch: N-no we just want to ask you a quick question!
Robotnik: Go on then!
Scratch: We were wondering if you could hire us back!
Grounder: Yeah. We can prove to you we can be better then those so called, "replacements".
Robotnik: Hmmm. Sorry boys, but I fired you fair and square! Besides, you wanted to stay with Manny. Remember?
Scratch: Please!?
(Scratch shows his bottom revealing the poorly writing of "Dr. Robotnik")
Scratch: We even brought your signature back!
Robotnik: I am sorry scratch and grounder but I will not re-hire you! I have made these replacements because I wanted to start a new chapter in my life! Now get out!
Scratch: But-
Robotnik: You wanted a second chance and I spat it in your face! It's over! Get out of my lair now!
Grounder: But boss-
Robotnik: ENOUGH! Scratch and Grounder 2.0, get them out of my sight!
Scratch 2.0: With pleasure boss.
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 go after Scratch and Grounder)
Scratch: Bring it on faker!
(Scratch tries to attack Scratch 2.0 only for Scratch 2.0 to shoot a laser at Scratch's foot)
Scratch: OW!
(Grounder fights Grounder 2.0 only for Grounder 2.0 to grab a laser canon)
Grounder: Uh oh.
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 shoot lasers at them scaring Scratch and Grounder out of the lair)
Robotnik: And don't ever come back!
(Robotnik presses a button that shuts the lair door. Scratch and Grounder look back)
Scratch: *sigh* It's over Grounder. Let's go home.
Grounder: What do you mean?
Scratch: Those 2.0s are better then us.
Grounder: No they are not! I'm sure we can come up with something to beat those 2.0s for sure!
Scratch: Whatever. Let's just go home. We tried.
Grounder: True.
(Scratch and Grounder walk back home. It fades to Chef v1000's lair. Bingo is seen playing bowling on the wii sports)
Bingo: Come on. Come on come on come on come on come on come on come-
(The ball falls in the gutter. Bingo throws his controller)
Bingo: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Tunabot 2: Wow. You really are a loser when it comes to mountain dew.
Bingo: SHUT UP! I don't see you playing this s***!
(Tunabot 2 rolls his eyes)
Bingo: I'm playing the nintendo switch next time!
(The dimension traveller 3000 then telports into the base)
Bingo: Dafuq?
(Chef v1000, Chef v2, Chef v3, Guest 487 and RZB then exit the machine)
Fleegle: They're back!
Drooper: What did you find?
Chef v1000: Well so far we managed to gather two people! Introcing Guest 487...
Guest 487: Hi!
Chef v1000: ...and Robot Zombie Badman!
RZB: Yo!
Fleegle: Nice! We're getting more people to help with the invasion!
Snorky: "honking noise" So what now?
Tunabot 3: Well so far I was looking on some laptop I stole from this drunk man and I found out stuff about 3 new robot villains!
Chef v1000: Is that so? Tell me who they are!
Tunabot 3: Their names are Past Robotic Cat, Flower Bot 666 and RH 5.0!
Guest 487: So where are they?
Tunabot 3: Past Robotic Cat is somewhere in a sewer, Flower Bot 666 is stuck on an island and I don't know the whereabouts of RH 5.0. He retreated from the Crazed Robot Invasion.
Chef v1000: Interesting. Maybe we should go look for them! The Banana Splits will go look for RH 5.0! The Tunabots will go after Flower Bot 666! And me and 23 will go look for Past Robotic Cat!
Fleegle: Alright!
Tunabot 3: WOO! WE'RE GOING ON A HUNT BABY!
Shadow: Wait, what about me?
Tunabot 3: Oh! I almost forgot!
(Tunabot 3 puts in some worms)
Tunabot 3: You can eat these while we're gone!
(Shadow looks at the worms)
Shadow: ...
Guest 487: Well at least you still have me, Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Animatronic Badman to keep you company!
Shadow: I think I lost my apetite.
Fleegle: Anyways, lets go! We have some villains to find!
Tunabot 2: Let's go!
(They head off. It then switches to The Banana Splits looking around the city)
Bingo: Now if I was a robotic blockhead, where would I be?
Drooper: Prolly in Beacontown or Robloxia.
Snorky: "honking noise" (Well hopefully we can find him!)
Fleegle: Me to Snork, but we must not give up! I'm sure he is somewhere around here!
Bingo: Why don't we try looking into the woods!
Fleegle: I guess that would work! Alright everyone, head to the woods!
(The four head to the woods. It fades to the three tunabots on a sailboat. Tunabot 2 and Tunabot 3 are seen padiling while Tunabot 1 is seen reading a map)
Tunabot 1: Now if i'm correct, the island should be in sight in a few more miles!
Tunabot 2: Hey boss, can I take a break from paddiling?
Tunabot 3: Yeah. It's difficult to paddle with one arm
Tunabot 1: No thanks. I'm not as good as you guys.
(Tunabot 1 then looks over shore and sees the island)
Tunabot 1: Land Ho! Paddle faster boys!
(The tunabots continue to paddle faster. They later make it to the island)
Tunabot 1: We made it!
(White Diamond sees this)
White Diamond: Oh my god! WE'RE SAVED!
(White Diamond runs to Flower Bot 666 who has a missing arm and missing legs. White Diamond runs towards her)
White Diamond: Flower Bot 666! Someones here to save us!
Flower Bot 666: Huh? Wha?
Tunabot 1: Are you Flower Bot 666?
Flower Bot 666: Yeah? What gives. What are you like maguro knock offs?
Tunabot 1: We are the last remaining tunabots! We were wondering if you could join our robot invasion!
Flower Bot 666: Sure. I got nothing better to do. I have been stuck on this island for months!
White Diamond: Cool! A robot Invasion! I'll go get my stuff!
(White Diamond runs off. Tunabot 2 picks up Flower Bot 666 and throws her into the boat)
Flower Bot 666: OW!
Tunabot 2: Whoop. Sorry.
Tunabot 1: Let's go.
(The boat paddles away. White Diamond comes back with a bag of supplies)
White Diamond: I got my supplies! Let's go on this robot invasion-
(White Diamond realizes everyone is gone)
White Diamond: Welp, guess this is my new home.
(It cuts to the sewers. Chef v1000, Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen looking around)
Chef v2: God. Good thing I don't have a nose or else I might have died.
Chef v3: True.
Chef v1000: Be quiet 23! We need to listen if Past Robotic Cat is around!
Chef v3: He's right. Let's get going.
(Suddenly they hear some robotic snoring)
Chef v2: What's that?
Chef v3: Sounds like a robot in sleep mode!
Chef v1000: Let's go check it out!
(The three head into the room. They see Past Robotic Cat asleep on the floor)
Chef v2: It's Past Robotic Cat!
(Chef v3 runs up to him)
Chef v3: Oi. Wake up. Wake up! WAKE UPPPPP!
(Chef v3 runs back to them)
Chef v3: Damn. He's a really heavy sleeper.
(Chef v1000 then looks at a small button that says "Sleep Mode")
Chef v1000: Aha! Looks like someone put him to sleep mode!
(Chef v1000 pushes the button)
Past Robotic Cat: *yawns*
(Past Robotic Cat wakes up and sees the three robots)
Past Robotic Cat: Uhh good morning?
(Past Robotic Cat gets up and stretches)
Past Robotic Cat: God, how long was I in sleep mode.
Chef v3: Since the cliffhanger war I think!
Past Robotic Cat: *sigh* Of course I can't get that out of my mind!
Chef v2: What's the matter?
Past Robotic Cat: It's been months since The Cliffhanger war! And I failed my one task!
Chef v1000: Which was...
Past Robotic Cat: To kill the people who betrayed the cat star! Ice Man and Firestar! Or Angela Jones as they call her most of the time. I was so close to killing them plus the whole city when my GOD DAMN REDEEMED COUNTERPART JUST HAD TO PRESS THE RESET BUTTON AND LOCK ME IN THIS WRETCHED SEWER! *sigh* That's why I pressed my own sleep mode button hoping that I could fall asleep forever, but you guys came in. What do you even want?
Chef v1000: Well Past Robotic Cat, what if I told you that you can get another chance to kill not just Firestar and Ice Man, but the whole human race!
Past Robotic Cat: I'm listening!
Chef v1000: I am currently planning a robot invasion, and I want to get the toughest evilist robots in my team! And you look like you have a chance to enter that role! So, will you join?
Past Robotic Cat: If it means I get another chance to kill those traitors, then yes!
Chef v1000: Yes! Now let's get out of this disgusting place!
(The four then leave the room and walk around looking for an exit. It cuts to the Banana Splits in the forest)
Bingo: You know maybe we should just give up.
Snorky: "honking noise" (Why?)
Bingo: Well I mean we don't even know where RH 5.0 is! Plus it;'s dark and scary out here!
Drooper: Oh come on Bingo, your not a scaredy ape are ya?
Bingo: What?! No!
Fleegle: Then stop being such a p***y and keep looking! He's got to be here somewhere!
(They then hear some rustling)
Bingo: The hell was that?
(The four hide in a bush and see Rh 5.0 in front of a fire looking at a newspaper)
Rh 5.0: *sigh*
(The newspaper is revealed to be from august. The headline is "A crazed robot invasion is amuck")
Rh 5.0: If only I wasn't such a coward. Then we wouldn't have failed. Not only that but Dave is dead!
(Rh 5.0 throws the newspaper into the fire burning it)
Rh 5.0: It's prolly best if I stay away from invasions.
(Rh 5.0 then notices the Banana splits in the bushes)
Rh 5.0: I can see you.
Fleegle: Damn. How did you know?
(Your helmets were poking out)
Drooper: Oh.
Rh 5.0: Who even are you guys.
Fleegle: Well my name is Fleegle! The lion is Drooper...
Drooper: Howdy!
Fleegle: The gorilla is Bingo...
Bingo: Sup!
Fleegle: And the elephant is Snorky!
Snorky: "honking noise" (Hello!)
Fleegle: And together we are...
The Banana Splits: The Banana Splits!
Rh 5.0: Heh. Well my name is Rh 5.0.
Fleegle: We know!
Rh 5.0: Wait. You do?
Fleegle: Yep! And we were wondering if you could join our upcoming, "Robot Inasion!"
Rh 5.0: ROBOT INVASION!?!
(Rh 5.0 runs and hides behind a tree)
Bingo: Hey, what's the matter buddy?
Rh 5.0: There is no way I am joining another robot invasion!
Drooper: Why not?
Rh 5.0: *sigh* During the crazed robot Invasion, I was part of it.
Fleegle: And?
Rh 5.0: I got to cowardly and ran away. What if I run away from this one!
Bingo: You won't! I'm sure after you understand a bit, you can be coward proof!
Rh 5.0: I-I don't know. I don't want to fail your leader.
Fleegle: Just come with us! We need all the help we can get!
(Rh 5.0 thinks a bit)
Rh 5.0: F-fine. I'll go.
Snorky: "honking noise" (Yay!)
Fleegle: Alright! Let's go!
(The Banana Splits and Rh 5.0 go and leave. It fades back to the sewers)
Chef v3: Ugh. How long have we've been down there.
Chef v2: Where's the exit to this place!? Are we gonna get trapped here forever!?
Chef v1000: EVERYONE CALM DOWN! I'm sure we will find an exit! We just need to keep looking!
(Past Robotic Cat looks around. He sees another room)
Past Robotic Cat: Let's check that room! Maybe it might have a manhole!
(The four head into the room)
Chef v1000: I don't see anything in here!
(Suddenly the lights turn on)
Chef v2: What the!?
Past Robotic Cat: Must be a light malfunction, there looks like theres nothing here so I guess we'll just leave- WHAT THE!?
(Everyone turns to the door but it is blocked by a robot that looks like a little buddy)
Chef v2: Huh?
Chef v3: Hey you! Get out of the way!
(Suddeny a bunch more Robotic Buddies come in)
Chef v2: Uh oh.
(The robotic buddies surround them)
Past Robotic Cat: Okay, who the hell are you?!
Robotic Buddy 7: Explain who you are first outsider!
Chef v1000: Okay what is going on.
(suddenly, a Robotic Buddy wearing a crown comes in)
Chef v3: What the...
Robotic Buddy Leader: You are not our species. Now I ask you are you?
Chef v1000: My name is Chef v1000!
Chef v2: My name is Chef v2 and the other Chef robot is Chef v3!
Chef v3: uhhh hi?
Past Robotic Cat: I am the robotic cat! Well, Past Robotic Cat in this dimension.
Robotic Cat Leader: Well we are the robotic buddies! I am their leader as you can tell by the crown! What are you all doing down here in the sewers?
Chef v1000: Well we came in here to look for Past Robotic Cat which we suceeded. We are also having trouble finding an exit.
Robotic Buddy Leader: What did you need him for anyway?
Chef v1000: For a robot invasion we are planning!
Robotic Buddy Leader: A robot invasion?
Chef v1000: Yes! I am planning to use it to eliminate the human race! Maybe since you are also robots, you could join us?
Robotic Buddy Leader: Hmmm? I guess we could join. After all, our species spend our purpose killing and slaughtering!
Chef v1000: Cool!
Chef v2: Also quick question. How did you all get in the sewers in the first place?
Robotic Buddy Leader: Well we were created by two people but later we started getting plans to take over the world after getting struck by lightning. Soon they locked us in this room. We've been stuck in here for a few months, but now we have our chance to get back at them!
Chef v1000: Cool!
Chef v2: So do you know how to get out of here?
Robotic Buddy Leader: Oh yeah! Theres a manhole somewhere near here! We'll take you to it!
Chef v1000: Very well then! Let's go!
(Chef v1000 and the others follow the robot buddies out of the room. It then fades back to Chef v1000's lair. Alternate Chef Pee Pee is seen serving Shadow a philly cheese belly filler)
Shadow: ... What is this?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: It's a philly cheese belly filler!
Shadow: So basically this just fills up your stomach in one bite?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well. No I just name it that because-
Shadow: And What's a philly? It sounds like a ripoff of the name "Billy"
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Well it's-
(Shadow then smells the cheese belly filler)
Shadow: And why does it smell like the hobo on the street?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Uhhhhhh-
(The Banana Splits come in with Rh 5.0 behind him)
Fleegle: Hey guys!
Guest 487: Hey guys! I see you gpt Rh 5.0!
Animatronic Badman: Where was he?
Drooper: He was in the woods!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Huh?
(The tunabots enter with Flower Bot 666)
Tunabot 2: Hey guys!
Tunabot 3: We got Flower Bot 666!
Rh 5.0: Jesus christ. Where are your legs.
Flower Bot 666: I don't like to talk about it.
Guest 487: Well that means the only one left to find is Past Robotic Cat!
(Chef v1000 enters)
Snorky: "honking noise" (Hey boss!)
Tunabot 1: Did you get Past Robotic Cat?
(Past Robotic Cat runs in)
Past Robotic Cat: I AM HERE B***HES!
Chef v3: And that's not it!
Drooper: Well what else do you have.
Chef v1000: It's outside.
(Everyone goes outside. They look in awe)
Flower Bot 666: Woah.
(The camera turns around revealing the giant army of Robotic Buddies)
Past Robotic Cat: That's alot of p****es.
(Everyone looks at Past Robotic Cat)
Past Robotic Cat: What?
Chef v1000: My fellow robots, I think we are ready for the next phase!
(The screen fades to black)
== CHAPTER TEN - MECHA MADDNESS! ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee has woken up and is at work but however has to leave early due to a huge snow storm that will cause chaos during midnight. Not only that, but during midnight Onion Cream escaped from jail (A f***ing gain) and has upgraded his mecha from last time! Will the others be able to stop him or will he complete his task of making the flower people extinct and taking over the wiki?
(It starts off with Culdee waking up from his bed)
Culdee: *yawn* GOOD MORNING PENSACOLA!
(Culdee puts his hat back on and runs out the house. He then checks his watch)
Culdee: About five minutes to spare!
(Culdee heads off. He walks over to the durr burger)
Culdee: Wait, do I have enough time?
(Culdee checks his watch)
Culdee: Yep, I have enough!
(Culdee walks into the durr burger, 4 and a half mintues later he leaves and walks off. Culdee then makes it to the sml wiki headquarters. Trikkiboy and other users are seen in the office. Trikki is seen checking his watch)
Trikki: *sigh* He should be here right about-
(Culdee breaks through the door)
Culdee: I'm here f***ers!
Trikki: Culdee, you are 6 seconds late. What have you been up to this time?
Culdee: Well I went to the durr burger and got me some breakfast!
Trikki: *sigh* Just take a seat!
(Culdee sits down on the table)
Trikki: Now then, anyways just to let you know things are going good on the stock market of stories recently! We already got over a billion readers on Rh's "The Election!"!
InternetProblem: Noice!
Gummy Cow: Congrats Rh!
Rh: Thanks guys!
Trikki: Now then, we are also going to be talking about some other trolls who have came to troll the wiki. I call them, the "Picture Trolls"
OKool1470: So what are these so called, "Picture Trolls"?
Trikki: Well they are trolls that have a certain picture on their avatar. They will also send in the same picture to others. For example, there would be a guy named "Look at these coins" and his avatar is a bunch of coins! So he sends the pictures to other users and says, "Look at these coins".
MarioFan: Huh.
TheSuperAlmightyDragon: This is NOT fine.
Trikki: So what we do next is just ban them and their IP adress so they don't try to make endless accounts! So does everybody understand!
(Every user nods their head except for Culdee who is looking at his phone)
Trikki: CULDEE!
Culdee: Huh, what?
Trikki: *sigh* You see, this is why I don't make him user of the month! Because he hardly makes edits to the original wiki ever since the story removal! Plus, he gets distracted easily.
Culdee: So. I have other things to do like the animation i'm working on!
SML Nerd Fan: Wait, your working on an animation?
Culdee: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
Trikki: Uhhhh whatever.
(The bell then rings)
Trikki: Oh it's the lunch bell! Well i'll see you in a while!
(Trikki leaves the office. The users head to the locker rooms and bring their food out of their lockers)
Rh: So hows everyone's days been latley?
DarthSayain: Pretty good so far!
SML Nerd Fan: Hey Culdee, did you see The Florida Games yet?
Culdee: Didn't. Sorry.
(SML Nerd Fan faints)
Culdee: I'm kidding. I saw the first five chapters.
(SML Nerd Fan gets back up)
SML Nerd Fan: Thanks!
MarioFan: Any other way, i'm excited for a New World Order and SML WIki: The movie, Rh!
Rh: Yeah! I should finish the chapters this weekend!
DarthSayain: Cool!
(Agonzo then breaks in)
Agonzo: Alright everybody out of the buidling, time to go home.
OKool1470: Why? We're not supposed to leave until 6pm!
Agonzo: Well apearantly a bunch of snow is set to storm in, in about an hour and by midnight the storm is gonna get very wild.
2epicworlds: Oh s***.
Agonzo: Yeah so it's best to pack up your food and get going!
Rh: Alright!
(Everyone grabs their food and leaves the buidling. It then cuts to a news report)
Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! A snow storm is about to hit in about an hour, and it will turn into a crazy blizzard during midnight! It is best to baracade your doors and make sure you got as many heaters as possible because s***'s gonna get real!
(It then turns to black. It is then revealed Culdee shut off the TV. JJ and Lil Fred are seen with him)
Culdee: Well theres going to be a snow storm at midnight as the news says!
Lil Fred: "honk" (True!)
JJ: But what about BB 2.0! He's still lost out there!
Culdee: I'm sure he's okay! He has to be one of my strongest creations ever built!
Lil Fred: "Honk" (Well this shouldn't be too hard)
Culdee: True, after all we will be asleep during midnight!
JJ: I just hope BB 2.0 is okay!
Culdee: Well anyways, it's getting late, we should head back to sleep!
Lil Fred: "honk" (True!)
(The three head back to sleep. Culdee walks upstairs. It then fades to 8 hours later. At an alleyway. Denny Funny is seen hiding in a trash can)
Denny: Okay. Hopefully if I hide in here the storm won't get to me-
(Suddenly the trash can gets picked up by a giant metal hand)
Denny: WHAT THE HELL!?
???: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Denny looks out the trash can and sees Onion Cream in a giant mech)
Onion Cream: Hello Denny! Or should I say... TRAITOR!
Denny: ONION CREAM!? I thought you were in prison!?
Onion Cream: I was untl Vandal Clown was able to break me out! He forgave me after the "replacement" incident a few months ago! But now Denny, I have you in my grasp! And now it's time to turn you back into the masked menace!
(Onion Cream brings out a lazer)
Onion Cream: Any last words?
Denny: (Insert insult here)
Onion Cream: THAT'S IT!
(Onion Cream is about to shoot a laser when the mech gets shot by another laser)
Onion Cream: The hell?
(Onion Cream turns around and sees Sunny in her Iron Flower suit)
Sunny: Do not hurt a single petal on my brother!
Onion Cream: Well well well. Looks like theres two flower people I will kill!
(Onion Cream charges his laser, however a gust of wind blows him away)
Onion Cream: OH S***!
Denny: What the hell just happened!
Sunny: The storm! That's what they said on the news! We have to find shelter!
Denny: Okay!
(The two run off)
Onion Cream: HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET-
(A bunch of snow falls onto Onion Cream. It then cuts to Denny and Sunny walking around. Sunny then sees the Durr Burger)
Sunny: We can hide in there!
(The two enter the resturaunt)
Beef Boss: S***! THE MASKED MENACE!
Sunny: Calm down! He's redeemed!
Beef Boss: How am I supposed to believe that-
(Suddenly the storm breaks a window causing a bunch of snow to blow in)
Beef Boss: S***! GET IN THE BASEMENT!
(Everyone runs in the basement. However, a customer grabs Denny by the shirt)
Pedestrian: Everyone but you MENACE!
Sunny: Leave him alone!
(Sunny blasts the pedestrian knocking him out)
Sunny: LETS GO!
(The two run into the resturaunt)
Beef Boss: We should be safe in here-
(Suddenly Onion Cream's mech now covered in snow and ice breaks in)
Beef Boss: S***!
Onion Cream: I'm not letting you two flower delinquents live another day!
(Onion Cream blasts ice at the two. The two dodge them)
Onion Cream: You know Flowers don't survive in the cold! ESPECIALLY DURING A BLIZZARD LIKE THIS!
(Onion Cream continues blasting ice at them. Rh is seen in his house asleep when he hears the chaos)
Rh: HUH!?
(Rh looks out the window and sees Onion Cream shooting after Sunny and Denny)
Rh: Shoot!
Robotboy: Ugh. What's that noise Rh?
Rh: It may or may not have something to do with Onion Cream!
Robotboy: Crap.
(Onion Cream then has the two cornered)
Onion Cream: Got you now! Your not escaping this time-
(Suddenly Vandal Buster comes up and punches the mech pushing it to the ground)
Onion Cream: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Robotboy then flies up)
Robotboy: Hurry! Let's get to someplace warm while Rh is distracting OC!
Denny: Alright!
(The three run off. Vandal Buster is seen fighting Onion Cream. Onion Cream blasts more ice at him)
Vandal Buster: You know you shouldn't be fighting out here in a blizzard like this!
Onion Cream: NEITHER SHOULD YOU BLOCK HEAD!
(Onion Cream continues shooting at him. Onion Cream then sees Robotboy and shoots an icicle at him)
Robotboy: WOAH!
Vandal Buster: ROBOTBOY!
(Vandal Buster now distracted gets shot by Onion Cream with a giant ice ball. He falls to the ground shivering)
Vandal Buster: S-s-so... c-c-c-cold. M-m-must... n-n-n-not... g-g-give u-u-up.
Onion Cream: HAH! Not so hot now are ya Vandal B***h?
Vandal Buster: Y-you won't g-g-get away w-with. Th-th-this..
Onion Cream: I already have.
(Onion Cream is about to kill Vandal Buster when Metal Fell jumps on him)
Onion Cream: The hell!?
Vandal Buster: W-what the?
(Metal Fell then digs into the inside of the mech. He then finds the heater and throws it next to Vandal Buster and heats him up)
Onion Cream: My heater! Without it i'm... (starts turning blue) C-c-c-cold.
(Metal Fell then breaks into Onion Cream's control room)
Onion Cream: GAH!
Metal Fell: Hello OC!
Onion Cream: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Metal Fell: You'll find out soon enough!
(Metal Fell grabs Onion Cream and beats him up offscreen. He then throws him out of the mech into the snow)
Onion Cream: I'm so c-c-c-c-c-COLD!
Metal Fell: My work here is done!
(Metal Fell flies off. Vandal Buster then gets up)
Vandal Buster: Who was that guy?
(Vandal Buster walks up to Onion Cream)
Vandal Buster: Onion Cream? You awake?
(Vandal Buster realizes Onion Cream froze to death)
Vandal Buster: Whatever. He'll come back to life soon. Welp, time to find Robotboy, Sunny and Denny and go home!
(Vandal Buster flies off. Metal Fell then flies back in the house. He presses a button that removes his mask)
Culdee: Well, glad that's over! Now time to head back to bed!
(Culdee heads into the secret passage way and puts away his suit. He heads back to bed. The chapter fades to black)
== CHAPTER ELEVEN - RETURN OF CHUCKY! ==
SYNOPSIS - After the storm last night, two garbage men were sent to clean up the rest of the mess so construction will happen. However, their job for today took a really dark turn as an old villain comes back to play.
WARNING! This chapter is Rated R for minor gore. Viewer discretion is advised
(It starts off at a news report)
Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! Another Masked Mystery has appeared in the premisis of Pensacola, however this one is a good guy! To the people he captured, he is called the Metal Fell! He was seen in the last two nights! With the first one fighting Murder Man and his team and on the other night he was fighting Onion Cream during the the blizzard. He only appeared during Midnight which is why some people call him, "The Midnight Crusader". We have yet to know who this "Metal Fell/The Midnight Crusader" is, but we will have more info on the story as it develops!
(The camera zooms out revealing Rh and Robotboy are watching TV)
Robotboy: Man, I wonder who that Metal Fell guy is?
Rh: Me too! Well, it's getting late. We should probably head to bed.
Robotboy: True.
(The two head upstairs to bed)
Rh: Goodnight Robotboy!
Robotboy: Goodnight Rh!
(Rh turns the lights off and the two head to bed. It then zooms out of the window. A garbage truck is seen driving by. Two garbage men are seen in the truck)
Garbage Man 1: I can't believe they sent us to clean up the town during midnight.
Garbage Man 2: I know. What bozos do they think they are!
Garbage Man 1: Yeah. I just want to go home and watch TV.
Garbage Man 2: True. Also have you heard the latest news.
Garbage Man 1: Come on we both already know about the storm.
Garbage Man 2: Not the storm dumbass. Remember the good guy dolls?
Garbage Man 1: Yeah, they were recalled because some doll came to life and went phsyco.
Garbage Man 2: Yeah!
Garbage Man 1: So what about it?
Garbage Man 2: Well appearantly they are remaking them!
Garbage Man 1: What!?
Garbage Man 2: Yeah!
Garbage Man 1: But I thought they were done with them ever since the incident.
Garbage Man 2: Well I guess they are money hungry bastards.
Garbage Man 1: True. *yawn* So when are we gonna be done with the garbage duties?
Garbage Man 2: We just need take out one last garbage dumpster. And that it is up on the roof of that tall building.
(The truck parks outside a tall building. The man goes out and climbs up the fire escape. He makes it to the roof 10 stories high. He goes into a dumpster and grabs a garbage can. He then notices a tiny leg poking out from under the dumpster)
Garbage Man 2: Huh?
(The garbage man look under the dumpster. He pulls out the leg revealing it to be Chucky who is still "dead" after the events of RIPII)
Garbage Man 2: Looks like someone left their doll here. Welp, trash is trash.
(Garbage Man 2 grabs the doll and the garbage. He climbs down the fire escape. He throws the doll and the bag in the back of the truck)
Garbage Man 2: Alright. Lets go!
(The truck drives off. It then cuts to a gas station)
Garbage Man 2: Hey, I got to use the bathroom real quick!
Garbage Man 1: Okay!
(Garbage Man 2 leaves. Suddenly Garbage Man 1 hears a voice)
???: HELP ME! HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Garbage Man 1: Huh?
???: HELP! I'M STUCK!
Garbage Man 1: It sounds like it's coming from the back!
(Garbage Man 1 exits the truck and hops into the back)
Garbage Man 1: Where are ya!?
(While Garbage Man 1 is searching through the trash, a small shadowy figure jumps out of the truck)
Garbage Man 1: Don't worry, i'll find ya!
(It then cuts to the driver seat. The shadowy figure appears and pulls a lever. Suddenly the walls of the back of the garbage truck begin to push in)
Garbage Man 1: What the hell!?
(The garbage chopper then turns on)
Garbage Man 1: NO STOP!
(Garbage Man 1 tries to hop out of the truck but the trash slows him down. He reaches his arm out)
Garbage Man 1: SOMEBODY HELP!
(He reaches his hand out but the wall crushes it clean off)
Garbage Man 1: AAGGH!
(The wall pushes Garbage Man 1 into the chopper)
Garbage Man 1: NO! PLEASE NOOOO!
(Garbage Man 1 then gets pushed into the chopper slicing him into bits)
???: *laughs*
(The figure drives the truck away. Garbage Man 2 comes out of the gas station)
Garbage Man 2: I'm ba-
(He then notices the truck is driving away)
Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE!? HEY!
(Garbage Man 2 chases after the truck. It then fades back to the dump. The truck drives into the dump as the figure jumps out. Garbage Man 2 then runs into the dump tired)
Garbage Man 2: *pant* Who the- *pant* Hell do you thing you are by- *pant* *pant* just DRIVING AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT!
(Garbage Man 2 walks up to the door)
Garbage Man 2: You got some explaning to do-
(Garbage Man 2 then realizes no one is there)
Garbage Man 2: What the!? But it just drove in!
(Garbage Man 2 then sees a shadow in a window)
Garbage Man 2: Oh there you are!
(Garbage Man 2 then breaks into the house)
Garbage Man 2: Where are you!? I know your around here somewhere dumbass!
???: Hehehehehehehe.
Garbage Man 2: Where the hell are you-
(Suddenly a figure runs up to him and stabs him in the leg)
Garbage Man 2: OH F***!
(The figure runs away)
Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE HELL MAN!?
(The figure appears under him and stabs him in the crotch)
Garbage Man 2: AGH! F***ING F***!
(Garbage Man 2 then trips on a desk and falls to the ground. Suddenly the figure comes up and stabs him a few times in the chest)
Garbage Man 2: AHHHHHHHHHHGGG!
(Garbage Man 2 then crawls up to a table and stands on it. The table has a buzzsaw on it)
Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU!?
(The figure then walks up to a button and presses it. Activating the buzzsaw and startling Garbage Man 2)
Garbage Man 2: AHH!
(Garbage Man 2 then jumps onto a pipe)
Garbage Man 2: Oh god. OH god. I'm sorry god! I'LL NEVER TAKE PICTURES OF KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND AGAIN! PLEASE GOD! OH PLEASE GOD!
(The figure then walks up to the thermostat and turns it up hotter and hotter)
Garbage Man 2: OH GOD!
(The thermostat then heats the pipe the man is holding onto)
Garbage Man 2: Oh god! Oh f***! OH F***!
(His fingers then start slipping off)
Garbage Man 2: OH NO! OH NO OH NO! HOT HOT HOT HOT!
(Garbage Man 2's glasses then fall onto the buzzsaw cutting them in half)
Garbage Man 2: GAH!
(One of his feet then touch the saw cutting it open)
Garbage Man 2: AHHHH!
???: Time to open you up.
(The figure comes out revealing it to be...)
Chucky: Let's see what we're dealing with...
Garbage Man 2: WHAT THE HELL!?
(His fingers then go loose and he falls onto the buzzsaw brutally cutting him into peices killing him. Chucky watches and smiles)
Chucky: Oh how I love a good ol midnight murder.
(Chucky then brings out a picture of AsphaltianOof from his overall pocket)
Chucky: And don't think I forgot about you block head!
(Chucky grabs his knife and cuts the picture in half)
Chucky: As soon as I find you, i'll make sure you REGRET THROWING ME OUT!
(Chucky laughs evily as thunder happens outside)
Chucky: Now to get out of this smelly place.
(Chucky leaves the house. Chucky then passes by a buidling. He notices a poster)
Chucky: The hell?
(Chucky looks at the poster. It is revealed to be a poster of a good guy doll except it has red hair, a friendly smile, and rainbow clothing)
Chucky: What the hell does this mean?
(Chucky then looks at the tagline)
Chucky: Huh?
(Chucky reads it)
Chucky: "He wants you for a best Buddy. GOOD GUY 2!?" They're remaking the franchise. I thought it was recalled!
(Chucky looks at the poster again)
Chucky: "Launching at your local Pen Mart this month"
(Chucky then gets an evil grin)
Chucky: So they want to reboot the franchise eh? Not if I can handle it!
(Chucky laughs as the chapter cuts to black)
==CHAPTER TWELVE - THE BOMBER!==
SYNOPSIS - During midnight, a suicide bomber has broken into The Skyscraper of Pensacola and is threatening to blow it up. Vandal Buster, Metal Fell and a few others are sent to stop him, however things go horribly wrong...
(It starts of at Culdee's house at night. He is seen watching the news)
Goodman: Breaking news Mkay! It has been a few days ever since the snow storm which caused distruction to buildings such as the SML Wiki Headquarters. Due to the damage, the headquarters will cease work till fixed.
Culdee: Welp, guess I'm on break!
(Culdee turns off the TV)
Culdee: Maybe it wouldn't hurt for a late night meal!
(Culdee leaves the house. It cuts to Sportster's bar. Culdee is seen eating there. Dave Miller is also seen there with an angered face)
Dave Miller: This is just ridiculous. I have to stay here during midnight because of the new 24 hours a day schedule! Since I'm the only employee here, I have to stay here forever.
Culdee: What about the other bartender?
Dave Miller: Oh him? Well he got two tickets to a vacation and invited me, but my boss forced me to stay behind because he needed at least one worker to stay behind.
Culdee: Damn. That's rough.
(Rh is then enters)
Rh: Hey guys!
Culdee: Hey Rh!
Rh: Hey Culdee!
Dave Miller: The usual?
Rh: Yep! One box of boneless chicken wings please!
(Dave heads to back and comes back with a box of chicken wings)
Dave Miller: Here yo go sir.
Rh: Thanks!
(Rh goes and sits with Culdee)
Culdee: So hows the production of ANWO going?
Rh: Going good! I'm currently trying to get to the 35th chapter!
Culdee: Cool!
(The news then goes on the TV)
Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! A suicide bomber has broken into The Skyscraper of Pensacola, a building that has been in Pensacola ever since the beginning of the town's history, and from the looks of things its long time of standing may came to an end as the bomber is threatening to blow it up including the bunch of people who are inside the building unless he gets the ever powerful Serum of Miyamoto. Let us hope they will survive.
Rh: S***!
Culdee: Oh crap!
Rh: I'm gonna go get my Vandal Buster suit! You try to call as many people as possible!
Culdee: Got it!
(Rh runs off)
Culdee: This looks like a job for Metal Fell!
Dave Miller: Wait, what about the pay?!
(It cuts to Sunny's house. AsphaltianOof is seen watching TV.  There is then a knock at the door)
AsphaltianOof: SUNNY! SOMEONES AT THE DOOR!
Sunny: (Voice) Get it yourself! I'm trying to sleep!
Buckaroo: (Voice) Yeah, stop being such a freeloader!
AsphaltianOof: Please?
Sunny (Voice): "sigh"
(Sunny heads downstairs. She opens the door revealing Vandal Buster)
Sunny: What do you want? Do you have any idea how late it is?
Vandal Buster: I need you to check the news!
Sunny: Fine.
(Sunny grabs the remote from Asp’s hand)
AsphaltianOof: HEY!
(Sunny switches it to the news)
Goodman: Breaking news mkay! Police have sighted, that the bomb has been activated and is attached to the bomber’s chest. We hope the best for the people trapped inside.
Sunny: A SUICIDE BOMBER!?
Vandal Buster: Yes. We need to hurry.
(Sunny nods)
Sunny: Alright!
(Sunny steps on the iron flower platform and transforms into the Iron Flower)
Sunny: Let’s go!
Vandal Buster: Right!
(The two leave)
AsphaltianOof: Uhh. Where’s the remote?
Azaz (Voice): SHUT UP ASP!
(It then cuts to the Skyscraper of Pensacola. A bunch of Police cars and police helicopters are seen)
Brooklyn Guy: (speaking into bullhorn) Sir! Whoever you are! Please defuse the bomb. We don’t want Another Day Zero On our hands!
(The bomber is looking out the window. He is revealed to wear black armour)
Bomber: NO! I am not leaving until I get what I want!
Brooklyn Guy: What do you even want!?
Bomber: The serum of Miyamoto!
Brooklyn Guy: ARE YOU KIDDING!? THATS A TOO POWERFUL SUBSTANCE NOT EVEN ONION CREAM WANTS!
Bomber: I don't care! If I don't it, this building will collapse!
Brooklyn Guy: What even is your name?
Bomber: I don’t know, but if I don't get what I want, this building will go tumbling down! The end is near!
Thanos: Hey, that’s my line!
(Vandal Buster and Iron Flower are seen looking at the commotion from on top of another building)
Sunny: That is a lot of police. This must be serious.
Vandal Buster: True. We must stop him!
Sunny: Right!
(The two jump off of the building)
???: So you’re here to?
(The two look to their left and see Manny in his El Tigre suit and Frida)
Vandal Buster: You guys got the news to, huh?
Frida: Yeah. I was watching TV, and I got the news that there was a suicide bomber here!
El Tigre: Frida called me about the news! We came as soon as we could!
Vandal Buster: Well we will need all the help we can get!
Sunny: Anyways, enough stalling. We got a bomber to stop!
Frida: Right!
(The four run up to the building. The bomber looks out the window and sees them)
Bomber: SHEET!
(The bomber picks up a phone)
Bomber: I'm gonna need backup!
(While Brooklyn Guy and the others are outside, a bunch of trucks come by. A bunch of armoured thugs come out and start shooting at people)
Brooklyn Guy: S***!
(Brooklyn Guy brings out a walkie talkie)
Brooklyn Guy: We are gonna need backup ASAP!
(A bunch of thugs throw tear gas bombs into the bulding knocking people out. Vandal Buster, Sunny, Frida and El Tigre are seen running up)
Thug 8: OH NO YOU DON'T! FIRE!
(The thugs fire at the heroes however Vandal Buster throws his net bomb pinning them to the ground. Frida shoots her lasers at the thug's guns disintergrating)
El Tigre: Get to the inside! That's where the bomber is!
Sunny: On it!
(Sunny jumps into the building. Sunny runs through the tear gas and rips the gas mask off of a thug making him vunerable to the gas knocking him out. Sunny notices the bomber)
Sunny: YOU!
Bomber: SHEET!
(The bomber runs off while Sunny is chasing him. The bomber then runs past a button. He presses it causing a security door to block off Sunny)
Sunny: DAMN IT!
(Sunny goes on a walkie talkie)
Sunny: Lost sight of the bomber.
Vandal Buster: Well I guess i'm going after him!
(Vandal Buster knocks out two thugs and flies into the building. It then cuts to a biohazard room. A technician is seen looking at the Serum of Miyamoto when Bomber breaks into the room)
Technician: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-
(Bomber knocks out the technician. He looks at the serum)
Bomber: Found you!
(It then cuts to the roof of the building. Bomber is seen walking up when a shadow is seen landing behind him)
Zara: You do realize that Serum doesn't belong in the wrong hands right?
(The bomber charges at Zara who is in her shadowhawk suit. Zara blasts at him but the bomber gets the upper hand and throws her off of the building. Zara flies back up and attacks him. The bomber then shoots her in the arc reactor causing the bullet to bounce at him)
Bomber: WOAH!
(The bomber ducks dodging the bullet)
Zara: Stop this at once! Just hand over the serum!
Bomber: Make me, b***h!
(Zara shoots blasts more at the bomber. Howeve bomber pushes her down the stairs where two armoured thugs are seen. Bomber then throws down a grenade)
Bomber: Fire in the hole!
(Bomber runs off. The thugs begin to shoot at Zara only for her to knock the two out and leave before the bomb destroys the stair case. Zara flies out of the building. She locates the bomber and three of the thugs who are splitting up)
Zara: I got three of them. They are splitting up!
Sunny: I got the two on the left!
Vandal Buster: I'll handle the rest!
(Sunny is seen flying after the two thugs)
Vandal Buster: Alright. Now to find the others-
(Suddenly a bomb is thrown at Vandal Buster's belt. Vandal Buster grabs his belt and throws it in the air where it explodes. The bomber then runs up to VB and knocks him down to the ground)
Bomber: Well well well. If it isn't the infamous Vandal Buster. Without your belt of net bombs, you are helpless.
(Bomber then presses a button that turns his fist into a mega fist)
Bomber: I have been waiting for this!
(Bomber punches Vandal Buster again. It cuts to Zara looking around the place. A thug jumps out and shoots at her, however she reflects the bullets with her wings. She runs up to the thug and knocks him out. He checks his bag)
Zara: Damn it. He doesn't have it!
Sunny: Out of my way!
(Sunny is seen flying through the crowd. However a thug jumps out and tackles her to the ground. Sunny gets the upper hand and blasts him to a wall. Suddenly another thug comes out and shoots at her only for Sunny to reflect the bullets and beat the thug up. The thug that got to the wall gets up and holds the Serum of Miyamoto. Sunny looks at this at shock)
Thug 4: Do not hurt a finger on him! Or I will drop this!
Sunny: Crap.
(Suddenly the thug gets disintergrated by Frida making him drop the serum)
Sunny: CRAP!
(Sunny grabs the serum before it hits the ground)
Sunny: Phew! (To Frida) Thanks!
Frida: No problem!
(The other thug runs off only for Frida to disintergrate him. It cuts back to Vandal Buster fighting Bomber)
Bomber: Looks like your reign of Heroness has come to an end!
(Bomber's fist then turns into a knife and tries to stab Vandal Buster only for him to struggle free. He then pushes him to the ground)
Bomber: Sheet!
(Bomber runs off. A bunch of thugs point guns at Vandal Buster. He puts his hands up)
Thug 2: We got you surrounded Vandal F***!
(Suddenly Metal Fell comes landing down)
Metal Fell: Sorry to crash your party boys!
Thug 6: Dafuq?
Thug 10: It's the Midnight Crusader from the news!
Thug 5: KILL HIM!
(The thugs shoot at Metal Fell but his spider legs block off every one. He decapitates two Thugs and knocks down three)
Vandal Buster: LOOK OUT!
(A thug runs up to Metal Fell and shatters his mask revealing his face. Only Vandal Buster pays attention)
Vandal Buster: CULDEE!?
(Culdee presses a button that fixes his mask)
Metal Fell: Okay so i'm the Metal Fell.
Vandal Buster: That's cool and all, but we need to catch Bomber!
Metal Fell: Right!
(Metal Fell knocks out the thug and the two run off. The bomber is seen running off)
Bomber: Sheet! Sheet sheet!
(Bomber is then seen running behind the skyscraper)
Bomber: Sheet. I need to hide.
Vandal Buster: I don't think you can do that.
(Metal Fell comes out and blasts at him only for Bomber to get out of the way. Vandal Buster charges at him only for Bomber to throw a bomb at him. Metal Fell destroys the bomb. Bomber sneaks behind Culdee and kicks him to the floor Vandal Buster punches him again)
Bomber: IMPOSSIBLE! I CAN'T LOSE!
Vandal Buster: Well you are gonna!
(Vandal Buster runs up and punches him to the wall. Bomber takes off his mask revealing one half of his face being slighly burnt into red)
Bomber: "huff" I think I look pretty good, all things considered!
(Vandal Buster grabs him by the neck)
Vandal Buster: (Sterntly) Who's your buyer?
Bomber: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
(Bomber takes off his chestplate revealing a bomb underneath)
Bomber: And you're coming with me!
(The bomb has three seconds until explosion)
Metal Fell: NO!
(Metal Fell brings out his cannon arm and blasts Bomber into the skyscraper causing him to explode to death also the skyscraper making everything go on fire and crumble down. Many screams are heard)
El Tigre: OH S***!
(Zara activates her radio)
Zara: Someone get Fire and Rescue asap!
(Metal Fell is seen looking at the destruction in shock. Vandal Buster stares at him)
Vandal Buster: What have you done?
(Metal Fell looks at Vandal Buster then at the building again. The chapter cuts to black)
==CHAPTER THIRTEEN - THE MELANCHOLY OF CULDEEFELL13! PART 1==
SYNOPSIS - After the Skyscraper incident that Metal Fell indirectly caused, people are sad over the tragic events and angered at Metal Fell for the deaths and injuries of many people. This also deeply effects Culdee. Rh, Endless and MarioFan try to find out what is wrong with him.
(It starts off at the news)
Goodman (Sadly): Breaking news. As you all known from yesterday night, a terrible terrorist attack happened from a guy who his name is only known as "Bomber". Once his bomb on his chest was seconds away from exploding, the midnight crusader also known as Metal Fell has thrown him into the tallest skyscraper of Pensacola causing it to come tumbling down killing exactly 3,625 people and injuring 1,813 people. This tradgedy has caused many people to start riots around Pensacola about the hatred of Metal Fell. (To himself) Man I can't believe this. First Day Zero all those months ago and now a bunch of people got killed in a skyscraper accident! WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN THIS!
(Goodman gets a phone call)
Goodman: Hello?
(Goodman then gets a shocked face)
Goodman: THEY ARE REMOVING THE FORUMS!?
(Goodman listens for a bit)
Goodman: *sigh*
(Goodman hangs up)
Goodman: Me and my big fat mouth. Now heres a word from Breadmonster! Bread?
(Breadmonster is seen field reporting while in the backround are people breaking into shops and destroying cars)
Breadmonster: Thank you Goodman! As you known from yesterday, Metal Fell's incident has caused not only many deaths/injuries but it started many riots all wanting one thing. For Metal Fell to leave/die/stop doing hero work. This his been causing many types of pollutions to the city-
(A man punches Breadmonster and grabs the mic)
Man: IF I EVER SEE THAT METAL FELL AGAIN, I WILL FLY DOWN TO THE BASEMENT HE IS HIDING IN, RIP OFF BOTH OF HIS ARMS AND SHOVE THEM UP HIS AS-
(The tv turns off revealing Rh and Robotboy watching TV)
Robotboy: Why did Metal Fell have to kill all of those people Rh?
Rh: I'm sure he didn't mean it on purpose. He just wasn't thinking that was all.
Robotboy: But many people hate him now.
Rh: I'm sure they'll get over it eventually.
Robotboy: Easy for you to say.
(Robotboy sadly flies away)
Rh: "sigh" I'm gonna go talk to Culdee.
(Rh leaves. He heads on over to Culdee's house. He knocks on the door)
Rh: Culdee? It's me Rh! I just wanted to see if everythings alright.
(The door then starts to open. Culdee is seen to be opening the door except he looks depressed and is seen with his clothes with a few drink and food stains)
Rh: Jesus christ! You look terrible.
Culdee (Depressed): What do you want?
Rh: I was wondering if you want to come to Sportsters with me and the others. (MarioFan and Endless)
Culdee: (Depressed) Fine. Let me get my stuff.
(Culdee heads inside. Culdee heads upstairs. Rh heads into the living room and sees it is trashed with Durr Burger wrappers and empty soda cans everywhere)
Rh: JESUS!
(JJ and Lil Fred are seen walking up)
JJ: Yeah. This is really inhumane.
Lil Fred: *honk* (Yeah. Usually when he's depressed he makes smaller of a mess)
JJ: This is like the biggest mess. Not only is he depressed, but I havn't heard of BB 2.0 anywhere.
Rh: Well hopefully he will get over it.
Lil Fred: *honk* (Easy for you to say)
JJ: Come on Lil Fred. Let's go outside and get some fresh air.
(JJ and Lil Fred leave)
Rh: Jesus.
(Culdee walks downstairs wearing his causual clothes)
Rh: Well, you ready.
Culdee: I guess.
Rh: Let's just go.
(The two leave. It then cuts to Sportsters. Culdee and Rh are seen there with Endless and MarioFan)
Endless: And then I said, "Izuru I colored my drawing!" and he was like, "Still s***"
Rh: AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!
MarioFan: Endless. Your jokes arn't funny.
Endless: Not as funny as me pouring a whole can of salt on your pizza.
(MarioFan spits his pizza out)
Endless: HAH!
MarioFan: F*** you dude.
Rh: So guys, what are your plans for this weekend?
Endless: Ehh nothing much. Just gonna go and make fun of character art.
MarioFan: I gotta catch up on some stories.
Rh: What about you Culdee?
(Culdee just sits there picking at his pizza rolls)
Rh: uhhh Culdee?
Culdee: Huh? Oh.
MarioFan: Uhhh are you okay bud?
Endless: Yeah, you look like you didn't sleep well last night.
Culdee: Ehhh it's just a phase. It will go away soon.
MarioFan: Oh.
Culdee: I gotta go on my own for a while.
(Culdee leaves)
MarioFan: Why is he so sad?
Rh: I-I don't know.
Endless: You know something dont you?
Rh: N-nooooo?
MarioFan: Rh.
Rh: "sigh" Look, don't tell Culdee I told you but remember Metal Fell?
MarioFan: Yeah. The Midnight crusader who is all over the news.
Endless: Yeah. What about it?
Rh: Well during the fight with Bomber, one of the thugs broke his mask and I saw his face. Culdee is Metal Fell.
(MarioFan spits out his pizza on Endless)
Endless: EWW!
MarioFan: Woops. Sorry. (To Rh) Say WHAT NOW!?
Rh: You heard me correctly. Culdee is the Metal Fell.
MarioFan: Holy moly.
Endless: And Metal Fell was the one that destroyed the Skyscraper.
MarioFan: That mean he killed- Oh dear god. That's why Culdee's sad!
Endless: Yeah. He got fat over Pizza Rolls-
(MarioFan punches Endless in the face)
Endless: Ow. I deserved that.
MarioFan: We gotta find a way to make him feel better!
Endless: True.
Rh: Well guys, maybe it's best if we leave him alone.
MarioFan: I don't know. He looks like he wants to commit suicide. I don't want another beggining of the Cliffhanger war.
Endless: True.
Rh: I'll talk to him. We've been friends since my first story (Badman Returns!). I'll go see whats up with him.
(Rh leaves. It then cuts to Culdee sitting on a bench looking at the floor still depressed)
Culdee: Why me...
(Rh then comes up and sits next to him)
Rh: Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Oh. Hey rh.
Rh: Soooo how are you feeling right now?
Culdee: I don't know. I hadn't had this feelings since my sister died.
Rh: What?
Culdee: I SAID NOTHING!
Rh: Oh. Well anyways, I was wondering, maybe you want to play a game or something? I heard FNaF got it's own phone game! I heard you can catch animatronics and make them work for you!
Culdee: Nah. I'm not in the mood for FNaF right now.
Rh: "stunned" Uh I gotta go.
Culdee: Kay fine whatever.
(Rh heads behind a building where Endless and MarioFan are)
Rh: Culdee just did the impossible.
Endless: What?
Rh: He said no to FNaF!
MarioFan: WHAT!?
Endless: Well good for him.
(MarioFan punches Endless)
Endless: OW! I deserved that.
Rh: We need to think of something else. We need to get his mind off of the accident!
Endless: I got just the thing!
(It cuts to Culdee walking around. A paper airplane then lands on his hat)
Culdee: Huh?
(Culdee grabs the airplane and stretches it out revealing a note)
Culdee: "Come over to Endless' apartment for a talk. Your pal Proffesor Ossibilities". What kinda last name is Ossibilities? ... Ah well.
(Culdee heads to Endless' apartment. Endless is seen there wearing a white coat and glasses)
Endless: "german accent" Ah hello there. Are you ze CuldeeFell13?
Culdee: Uh yeah are you Proffesor Ossibilities.
Endless: Yes I am. Will you just sit on zat seat please?
Culdee: Uh sure.
(Culdee sits down)
Endless: So I heard that you were having depression. Is that correct.
Culdee: I think so.
Endless: Hmmm yes yes interesting.
(Endless is seen writing in his clipboard. However it shows the clipboard revealing Endless is drawing a picture of Mechabilities standing over a weak Metal Fell)
Endless: Now I want you to do a little thing for me.
Culdee: What is it?
Endless: I want you to close your eyes and tell me what you see.
Culdee: Okay.
(Culdee closes his eyes)
Endless: Now tell me. What do you see?
Culdee: Nothing.
Endless: "normal accent" Wait what? I MEAN- "german accent" What?
Culdee: Nothing.
Endless: Uh why cant you see nothing?
Culdee: Because my eyes are closed dumba**.
Endless: Hmmm yes intruiging. Uhhh okay. My diagnoses came in. You have butt cancer.
(Culdee opens his eyes)
Culdee: What?
(Endless pushes Culdee out the door)
Endless: Just don't play FNaF for 30 years and you will be fine okay?
Culdee: Uhhhh.
Endless: BYE!
(Endless slams the door shut)
Endless: "normal accent" Damn. There IS something wrong with Culdee!
(It then cuts to Endless and MarioFan with Rh at the apartment)
Endless: And when he closed his eyes, he saw nothing!
(Rh and MarioFan look at Endless)
Endless: What?
(Endless gets punched)
Rh: ENOUGH! It's time we talk to Culdee about this! This is serious! Depression is not a joke! We need to find him!
MarioFan: True!
Endless: LETS GO AMIGOS!
(The three leave. It then fades to Culdee's house. He is seen looking at a news article about the skyscraper deaths)
Culdee: "sigh"
(JJ is seen passing by holding suitcases)
JJ: Creator?
Culdee: What do you want JJ?
JJ: I'm going out to look for BB 2.0. I just need your permission first.
Culdee: Uh huh yeah do whatever.
JJ: Really? Okay well i'm gonna go look for him. If I don't return, then yeah. Bye creator.
(JJ leaves)
Culdee: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
(Culdee heads into the bathroom. Rh and the others are heading to Culdee's house when they see JJ walking with her suitcases)
Rh: JJ?
JJ: Hello friends of Creator.
MarioFan: What are you doing leaving the house.
JJ: I decided to leave to search for my brother BB 2.0.
Rh: Don't you think it is dangerous?
Endless: I mean you shouldn't go. That BB 2.0 thing hopefully might have died out there.
MarioFan: ...
Endless: I'm sorry. I'll do it myself.
(Endless punches himself)
Rh: Will you be okay?
JJ: Well I delt with the dastardly three, I can deal with anything bad out there!
MarioFan: Well stay safe.
Endless: Or don't.
MarioFan: SHUT UP ENDLESS!
JJ: I appreciate your kindless. I'll be back with BB 2.0 once I find him. If I dont, then I guess i'm never coming home. Goodbye.
(JJ leaves)
MarioFan: Man, I hope she will be safe.
Rh: True. Anyways, we need to confront Culdee.
(The three head into Culdee's house)
Rh: Culdee?
Endless: You around here buddy?
(The three then enter the bathroom. They get shocked faces)
Rh: OH DEAR GOD!
MarioFan: HOLY S***!
Endless: Oh poop.
(The three see Culdee knocked out with a bunch of empty pill bottles around him)
Endless: Holy crap! He must have downed those things.
MarioFan: WE NEED TO CALL A HOSPITAL!
Rh: RIGHT!
(Rh grabs his cellphone and calls 911)
911: 911. What's your emergency?
Rh: Yeah hi! I looked into my friends bathroom and he is knocked out with a bunch of pill bottles around him! Come quick!
911: Okay. We will send paramedics as soon as possible.
Rh: Thank you!
(Rh hangs up)
Rh: Oh Culdee, please be okay.
(The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER FORTEEN - THE MELANCHOLY OF CULDEEFELL13! PART 2 ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee has been taken to the hospital ever since Rh and the others found him knocked out. Culdee has to stay in the hospital for a few days. Meanwhile, the riots are continuing to cause havoc around the city of Pensacola and won't stop till they find out the true identity of Metal Fell. Meanwhile, Crash also has an announcment to make, but it doesn't go so well.
(It starts off with Rh, MarioFan and Endless in a waiting room. Rh is walking around with a terrified expression)
Rh: S*** s*** s*** s***.
MarioFan: Rh, calm down.
Rh: No! Don't you get it! Culdee is in the hospital right now because he can't forgive himself over a skyscraper accident killing many innocents. Then he downs a bunch of pills into his system knocking him out. What if it- it. Oh dear god I can't even bear thinking of it.
Endless: Relax. Culdee is fine. He can go through anything.
(Brooklyn Guy comes out)
Rh: Is he okay doc?
Brooklyn Guy: Well he consumed over 200 pills but I believe he is gonna pull over.
Rh: Oh thank god.
Endless: 200? Does he have meta immortality.
MarioFan: Shut it Endless.
Rh: Can we see him.
Brooklyn Guy: I suppose it wouldn't hurt. Come with me.
(The users follow Brooklyn Guy into a hospital room. Culdee is seen in a hospital bed asleep)
Rh: My god. He looks terrible.
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah. But hopefully he'll get over it soon.
(Culdee is seen waking up)
Culdee: Huh? Oh hey guys.
Rh: Hey Culdee!
MarioFan: Is everything alright?
Culdee: I don't know. I was just in the bathroom and everything went black.
Endless: That's because you swallowed a whole bunch of pills.
Culdee: Huh. Weird.
Brooklyn Guy: Well anyways, Culdee's going to need to have rest for just a few more days.
Rh: Alright. (To Culdee) Get well soon bud.
Culdee: Thanks.
MarioFan: Let's go guys.
(The three leave. It then cuts to Sunny's house. She is seen watching TV with Asp, Buckaroo, Azaz and Robotgirl)
Goodman: Breaking news mkay! Popular user known as CuldeeFell13 has been found knocked out in a bathroom due to having consumed a lot of pills. He is currently recovering in the hospital.
Robotgirl: Wow. That's sad.
Buckaroo: True. Hopefully he gets better.
Azaz: Why would he even consume those pills in the first place.
AsphaltianOof: Maybe he was sick but accidentally took too much.
Sunny: I don't think that's the case. Usually when people are depressed they consume alot of drugs and or medicine.
Buckaroo: What was he depressed about?
Sunny: I don't know. Hopefully when he recovers he will tell us-
(Suddenly there is a crash sound heard and Sunny's car is heard beeping)
Sunny: WHAT THE!?
(Sunny heads outside and sees that a brick was thrown at her car)
Sunny: MY CAR!
Sonic: Welcome to my world.
(Sonic then see's his car getting vandalized by people)
Sonic: MY CAR!
(Sonic runs to the car)
Robotgirl: Man, these riots are getting out of control.
Buckaroo: No s***. People are going coo coo over this Metal Fell guy!
Azaz: Appearantly people say he was responsible for the skyscraper to fall down killing thousands of people!
AsphaltianOof: Did he do it on purpose?
Sunny: I highly doubt it. I believe there is no bad in Metal Fell. Hopefully these riots will end soon.
Robotgirl: Easy for you to say.
(Sunny and the others head back inside. Zoe Aves is then seen driving in her car when suddenly a person throws a brick at her destroying her car window)
Zoe: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Zoe quickly parks. She goes out and looks at the mess)
Zoe: My car.
(Zoe looks angrilly at the person)
Zoe: What is wrong with you!?
Rioter 1: DEATH TO METAL FELL!
Zoe: Seriously? You are doing this all because of Metal Fell's simple mistake?
Rioter 1: It wasn't a mistake! He did it on purpose! I know it!
Zoe: Well I believe he didn't!
Rioter 1: Are you saying that he shouldn't be to blame!
Zoe: No. Accidents happen. Even if they are really big-
(Rioter 1 shoots at Zoe who dodges the bullet)
Zoe: What the hell!?
Rioter 1: DEATH TO METAL FELL!
Zoe: That's it!
(Zoe activates her Black Cuervo armour and knocks out the rioter)
Zoe: Idiot!
(Suddenly a bunch of cars drive up. A bunch of angry rioters come out)
Rioter 4: So you are a Metal Fell lover eh?
Rioter 6: YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN!?
Zoe: Now guys we can talk about this-
Rioter 3: KILL HER!
(The rioters attack Zoe and then get the upper hand)
Zoe: Guys stop! I don't want to fight-
(Suddenly a bullet is shot in the rioter's arm)
Rioter 9: AGH F***!
(The shooter is revealed to be Skulldozer)
Skulldozer: Why don't you pick on someone your own strength!
Rioter 8: Lets go guys. We don't have time to face this punk!
(The rioters enter their cars and drive away)
Zoe: Thanks for the help Skully!
Skulldozer: No problem! Now we should go before more of those rioters show up)
Zoe: True.
(The two enter Zoe's car and drive off. They drive past Manny and Frida who are looking at the riots)
Manny: Man. These riots are getting out of hand.
Frida: True.
(Suddenly a group of rioters pass by them)
Manny: Huh?
(A rioter brings out a hammer and bashes the window to Zulzo’s Department Store)
Rioter 7: Let’s go.
(The rioters enter the shop)
Frida: Did you see that!?
Manny: Yeah. Those guys are going to rob Zulzo’s. We gotta stop them!
Frida: Right-o!
(Zulzo is seen at his desk when the rioters enter)
Zulzo: Hey! You can’t be in here! The store is closed due to the riots out there-
(A rioter punches Zulzo making him leak blue blood out of his nose)
Zulzo: OW!
(Another rioter pulls out a gun)
Rioter 11: Give me all the money in the register!
Zulzo: But-
Rioter 10: DO WHAT HE SAYS NOW!
Zulzo: GAH!
(Zulzo goes into the register and brings out 100 dollars)
Zulzo: This is all I got.
(One of the rioters looks at the money and gets angry)
Rioter 8: Kill him.
Rioter 11: With pleasure.
Zulzo: No. Please.
El Tigre: HEY DOUCHEBAGS!
(Manny is seen in his El Tigre suit)
El Tigre: You. Better put the gun down now!
Rioter 7: Kill him as well.
(Suddenly the gun gets disintegrated)
Rioter 7: THE HELL!?
(Frida comes out with her goggles on)
Frida: You better leave or else.
Rioter 4: Grrrr.
(The rioters are about to attack them when one of tvs turns on revealing a news report)
Manny: The hell?
Goodman: Breaking news m’kay! The mayor of Pensacola, Crash Bandicoot is currently holding an important announcement at the town hall about the skyscraper incident. Everyone in the three cities is recommend to attend.
Zulzo: An announcement?
Rioter 6: Hrmmm. This should be interesting. Let’s go boys.
(The rioters leave. Manny and Frida look at each other with scared expressions. It cuts to black. It then transitions to the town hall. Crash is seen on stage while the people from Pensacola, Beacontown and Roblixia are in the audience along with the rioters)
Crash: I thank you all for attending this very important announcement. As you all know, a few days ago an accident has caused the skyscraper of Pensacola to tumble down killing and injuring many innocent people.
Clementine: I still can’t believe this happened.
Sonia: True.
Rioter 8: And it’s all Metal Fell’s fault.
Manic: Oh shut up!
Rioter 7: You shut up you walking string of spinach!
Manic: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Crash: ENOUGH!
(Everyone shuts up)
Crash: Thank you. So as some of you may also know, we are currently creating a memorial to honor the fallen civilians.
Rioter 5: Yeah. The civilians that Metal Fell killed!
Parappa: SHUT UP!
Brooklyn Guy: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO SPEAK!
Rioter 3: F*** THE MAYOR, F*** YOU AND F*** METAL FELL!
Crash: SHUT UP!
(Everyone shuts up)
Crash: Now please let me talk. Ever since the skyscraper incident, we have been getting riots around the city-
Rioter 15: Hey that's us!
Rioter 9: SHUT UP JIM!
Parappa: YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Manic: YEAH!
(Brooklyn Guy brings out a taser)
Brooklyn Guy: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP OR YOUR GETTING THE TASER-
(Crash grabs a stapler and throws it across the room hitting the wall stunning everyone)
Crash: WILL EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE HECK UP!? WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO TALK ABOUT AND EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!
Gummy Cow: Jeez, I never seen Crash that angry like that.
Crash: So is anyone else going to interupt my announcment!? Anyone!?
Patrick: "cough"
Crash: Good! Now as I was saying, we are currently working on a memorial to commemorate all of the victims of the accident-
Rioter 8: STOP SAYING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Everyone knows Metal Fell did it on purpose!
Rioters: YEAH!
Crash: ENOUGH! What will it take to make you rioters stop making the city a hazard to all our people!
Rioter 2: Oh it's simple. THE HEAD OF METAL FELL!
Rioters: YEAH!
Crash: Something a bit lower than that!
Rioter 8: Well I guess we would want to know who he is.
Rioter 1: Yeah!
Crash: Well it's up to Metal Fell if he wants to show his face or not, anyways back to the subject about the skyscraper accident-
Rioter 9: OH SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH!
(A rioter shoots his gun shooting and killing a cop. A bunch of civillians run around screaming)
Rh: S*** S*** S***!
Crash: Everyone don't panic! Just run out the exit and let the police handle the rest!
Rioter 15: How many times do we have to tell you all!
(A police man tries to arrest a rioter but gets shot)
Rioter 18: That "accident" WAS NOT A F***ING ACCIDENT! Metal Fell is a liar, a fiend, a pervert, HE'S EVERYTHING BAD! HE'S NOTHING BUT A COMPLETE LOSER WHO DESRVES TO DIE!
(Rh then snaps)
Rh: THAT IS NOT TRUE!
(The rioters look at him)
Rh: Metal Fell is a kind and caring superhero. If he killed someone, there is a pretty low chance that he did it on purpose. You just have to know him a bit more.
Rioter 7: Oh really? Do you even know him?
Rh: Uhhh no.
Rioter 9: I knew it! He knows who the Metal Fell is!
Rioter 2: We just need to get some answers from him!
Rioter 10: LETS GET HIM!
(The rioters chase after Rh)
Rh: Uh oh!
(Rh runs out with MarioFan and Endless behind him)
Rh: S***! Now the rioters want my head!
MarioFan: We need to hide somewhere. Somewhere where the rioters won't dare to find us.
Endless: I know where to hide!
(The three are seen hiding in the Pensacola library)
MarioFan: The library? Seriously-
Librarian: Shhh!
MarioFan: ... (Whispering) Seriously?
Endless: (Whispering) What? Nobody goes to the library anyways.
(The rioters are seen passing by the library)
Rioter 9: Where did that block head go!? We need to find out who Metal Fell is!
Rioter 3: Why don't we check the library?
Rioter 9: Wha- Are you retarded!? Nobody goes to the library!
Rioter 3: True.
Rioter 9: Come on. Let's go.
(The others leave)
Endless: Told ya-
Librarian: SHH!
Endless: (whispering) Told ya.
(A few days later. It shows Culdee exiting the hospital)
Brooklyn Guy: Now I hope you gotten over your depression!
Culdee: Well i'm kinda still a bit sad.
Brooklyn Guy: Oh. Well make sure to come over for therapy once or twice a week.
(Brooklyn Guy leaves)
Culdee: *sigh*
(Culdee is seen walking back home. He enters his house and goes on television)
Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! Things are not good at all, as recently Crash's announcment just ended early due to an agery rioter shooting and killing a police officer. Also, Rioters are out looking for story writer Rh-
(Culdee shuts off the TV)
Culdee: *sigh*
(Culdee then walks upstairs. He goes into his room. He looks out the window and sees the riots happening across the city)
Culdee: All of this happened because of me...
(Culdee walks off)
Culdee: Maybe it's best if I leave...
(The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER FIFTEEN - THE RIOTS! ==
SYNOPSIS - Ever since the failed meeting, the riots have gotten worse. People are breaking in and buring down houses and killing everyone they see, until the Riot Police come to stop the chaos. Meanwhile, Rh and the others have to survive the attacks!
WARNING! This chapter is Rated R for gore and scenes that may be disturbing for people under 13 years. Viewer discretion is advised.
(It starts off with a bunch of rioters buring down a bank)
Rioter 9: BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
Rioter 5: WOO OO!
Rioter 1: Now listen up guys! If the people of this city won't help us, then we will continue burning down buildings and killing anyone who steps in our path! We will not stop until Metal Fell stops!
Rioters: YEAH!
Rioter 1: Now, let's burn down another building!
Rioters: YES!
(The rioters continue to run around burning people. Endless is seen looking out the window of Rh's house. He closes the blinds. It is then revealed Rh and MarioFan are in the house)
Rh: Well s***.
MarioFan: Okay, so does anyone have a backup plan!?
Endless: We need to get rid of those rioters.
(A window is heard breaking)
Rioter: (Voice) DEATH TO METAL FELL!
MarioFan: Okay, so what now?
Endless: Don't worry, I have a plan!
Rh: That you're gonna act less like the biggest douche in the galaxy?
Endless: Ehhh i'm saving that for another year.
Rh: Uhhh okay?
Endless: But....
(Endless punches a hole in the wall revealing a bunch of guns)
Rh: I don't remember putting that there.
Endless: That's because you didn't. You see, i've hid those guns there after MarioFan confisticated them for some, "human" reasons.
MarioFan: Don't even talk about it.
Endless: Anyways...
(Endless throws a pistol, a few grenades and a rocket launcher)
Endless: These are for you.
(Endless then throws a medikit and some bandages to MarioFan)
MarioFan: Wait, why do I only get the medical supplies?
Endless: Someones gotta be the medic of the group.
MarioFan: Oh.
Endless: Now you guys head out and get help. I'm going to handle the others.
Rh: This is basically suicide.
Endless: Meta Immortality. Remember?
MarioFan: Twenty bucks this doesn't end well.
Rh: Enough jabbering. We need to find the others.
MarioFan: Right.
(Rh and MarioFan leave)
Endless: Alright Rioters.
(Endless cocks his shotgun)
Endless: Time for you to suffer Endless pain!
(It then cuts to Sunny's house. Sunny is seen washing dishes when she looks outside and sees that rioters are destroying her crops)
Sunny: WHAT THE!?
(Sunny angrilly heads outside. The Rioters see her)
Sunny: First Boko and now a bunch of rioters! Get away from my crops!
Rioter 9: Not until you tell us where Metal Fell is!
Rioter 20: YEAH!
Sunny: Wha- I don't know who he is!
Rioter 9: Then so be it flower thot!
Sunny: Why does everyone keep calling me that?/
(The rioters shoot at Sunny only for her to hide behind a fence gate)
Sunny: S***. These rioters mean buisness. I need to warn the others.
(Sunny runs inside her house)
Rioter 2: She went inside that yellow bulding!
Rioter 9: Don't let her get away alive.
(Sunny runs back inside)
AsphaltianOof: What's wrong Sunny? You look like you seen a bunch of rioters who are trying to kill you!
Sunny: THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS A BUNCH OF RIOTERS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Azaz: S***!
Robotgirl: Uh oh!
Buckaroo: How many are there.
Sunny: Like five or something. Anyways, we gotta-
(The rioters break through the door)
Rioter 2: HERES ME!
Sunny: RUN GUYS!
(The others run off)
Rioter 9: This is your last chance! Tell us where Metal Fell is!
Sunny: I AINT TELLING YOU S***!
Rioter 9: Very well then-
(Buckaroo shoots the rioter in the head killing him)
Sunny: BUCKAROO!
Buckaroo: Woops sorry.
Sunny: No! IT's fine! Just keep shooting them! I'm going to call the police!
Buckaroo: Alrighty then!
(Buckaroo contiues shooting the rioters while Sunny runs off. It then switches to a news broadcast)
Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! Riots have gotten alot worse as a lot of people are getitng killed by the rioters. A bunch of buildings have already burnt down. The police are trying to do something about this-
(A rioter breaks in)
Goodman: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? GET OUT-
(The rioter punches Goodman)
Rioter Leader: Zip it, mustache.
(The rioter is revealed to be wearing a dark hoodie)
Rioter Leader: Metal Fell. If you are watching this. Reveal yourself, or we will kill more people! Muahahahahaha!
(The tv then shuts off revealing Culdee is watching the news)
Culdee: "sigh" I can't believe this. I caused a whole entire skyscraper to fall down, and because of that a bunch of people are going out killing innocents. It's all my fault. "sigh" I might as well go back to the bathroom to hopefully kill myself this time-
(There is then a bunch of knocks on the door)
Culdee: The hell?
(Culdee goes up to his door revealing Rh and MarioFan are at the door)
Culdee: Guys? What are you all doing here?
Rh: 1. Good to see that you are out of the hospital! 2. You need to come with us RIGHT NOW!
Culdee: Jeez. Calm down. What's wrong?
MarioFan: What he's trying to say is that there are a bunch of rioters burning down buildings!
Rh: It's not safe in here. You need to come with us.
Culdee: But I-
(Suddenly a sniper bullet goes through Culdee's hat)
Culdee: WHAT THE!?
Sniper Rioter: I missed!
Rh: See!? We need to get going!
MarioFan: Yeah!
Culdee: Wait, where's Endless?
Rh: He's currently doing a diversion at the moment.
(It then cuts to rioters shooting a bunch of panicking civilians)
Rioter 76: YEAH! DIE BABY DIE HAHAHA!
Endless: Hey f***wits.
(The rioters turn around and see Endless)
Rioter 76: We'll how about that? The mouthless trash bag decided to come out of the dumpster.
(The rioters laugh)
Endless: Very funny. Anyways, I just want to tell you that I know who Metal Fell is!
(The rioters stop laughing. One of them smiles)
Rioter 76: So you say. *laughs* And how should we believe you?
Endless: Well, during "The Purge", I fought with the prototype version. I was able to break pieces of his face and later see is true identity.
Rioter 76: Then tell us who he is!
Endless: If you want to know so badly...
(Endless brings out two automatic machine guns)
Endless: Your gonna have to beat it out of me first!
Rioter 1: Huh! Trying to be heroic has the planets align up with a blue super moon happening during a solar eclipse and the prophecy came true!
Endless: Interesting way of insulting me.
Rioter 1: Learnt it from you.
Endless: Makes sense.
Rioter 76: Alright people. Show no mercy.
(The rioters charge at Endless as he starts firing. It then cuts back to Rh, MarioFan and Culdee who are running through the city. Rioters are seen breaking into houses. Many screams and gun shots are heard)
Culdee: Jesus Christ these people are crazy!
MarioFan: True. But we must find a way to hide!
Rh: Maybe we can hide in the library like we did before?
MarioFan: I think it's too late for that!
(MarioFan points at the library which is now burnt down)
Rh: S***.
Culdee: Now what?
(Sunny is seen running up)
Sunny: Boys!
Rh: Sunny! Glad to see you are okay!
Sunny: I'm glad you all are alive too, but the best way to get away from these rioters is to wait for the police to show up!
MarioFan: Good idea! But we need to hide!
(Sunny thinks. She is about to say something when a truck full of rioters are seen looking at them)
Rioter 87: That's the blockhead who knows about Metal Fell!
Rioter 47: LET'S GET 'EM!
(The truck drives after them)
Rh: F***!
Sunny: Follow me!
(The boys follow Sunny. It then cuts to Murder Man and the others robbing a bank)
Murder Man: Since Metal Fell isn't around here, this will be a perfect chance to rob this bank without being caught!
Murder Man X: True!
(Suddenly Ink Brute gets shot in the arm)
Ink Brute: AH F***!
Mega Maid: WHADAFUQ!?
(Murder Man looks behind them and see a bunch of rioters)
Rioter 90: DEATH TO METAL FELL!
Murder Man: S***! WE GOTTA GO!
Murder Man X: Why cuz?
Murder Man: Did you see that army!? We can't handel them!
Ink Brute: BUT THE MONEY-
(Ink Brute gets shot)
Ink Brute: S***!
Murder Man: We need to go now!
(Murder Man and the others run off. It then cuts to Sportster's Bar. Rioters are seen robbing the place)
Rioter 45: GIVE ME YOUR F***ING MONEY!
Dave Miller: OKAY OKAY! Just don't shoot!
(Dave Miller goes into his register. He brings out all the money and gives it to the rioter)
Dave Miller: That's all I made today!
Rioter 45: How much is it?
Dave Miller: Twelve thousand.
Rioter 45: WOO OO! I'm rich!
(Rioter 45 runs off only to be caught in a purple and yellow web bomb)
Rioter 45: F***!
(A figure runs down revealing to be Vandal Buster II)
Vandal Buster II: As you may know, it is illegal to rob places, especially my favourite bar!
Rioter 45: F*** YOU, YOU YELLOW AND PURPLE S***!
Vandal Buster II: Whatever.
(Vandal Buster II then sees an explosion)
Vandal Buster II: Oh crap!
(VBII runs off. It then cuts to the town hall. A bunch of characters including, Crash, Sunny, Rh, Culdee, MarioFan and many many more people are seen hiding at)
Crash: S**t. This is almost as worse as Day Zero!
Sean: True. Wait, I got another speaking role!
(Tobias appears through a portal and throws an anvil at Sean)
Sean: Ow.
Tobias: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?
(Tobias goes back into the portal)
Sean: Stupid 4th wall.
(Creator comes out and beats him up)
Rh: Anyways, whats best is that we need to wait until the Riot police show up! I'm sure they will stop this!
Little Buddy: True!
Sonia: But what about the other people out there! We have to save them!
Baldi: Oh I am sure they will be fine!
(Maguro points out the window that shows a Citizen running off only to get shot in the leg by a rioter)
Citizen: AHH F***!
(The citizen falls to the ground as a rioter comes up)
Rioter 7: Tell me, who is Metal Fell!?
Citizen: WHAT!? Why are you asking me!? I don't know who this stupid Metal Fell is!
Rioter 7: Wrong answer!
(The rioter shoots a whole entire clip into the citizen's legs)
Citizen: AGH F***!
(The rioter brings out a walkie talkie)
Rioter 7: I found this guy that isn't coperating!
Rioter Leader: (voice) Take him out.
Rioter 7: With pleasure.
(The rioter brings out two machetes)
Citizen: What are you doing!?
(The rioter chops of the citizen's legs)
Citizen: AGH!
(The rioter then slits his throat)
Citizen: (gurgling) F***!
(The citizen crawls away. The rioter looks up and sees a building falling down)
Rioter 7: You should have told us sooner.
(The building falls on the citizen crushing him to death)
Maguro: YOU SEE!?
(Baldi gets a green face and throws up in a trash can)
Sally: Eww!
Rh: Uhh Culdee can I talk to you in the hall in private for a sec.
Culdee: Uhh okay?
(Rh drags Culdee into the hallway)
Rh: We need to put on our suits! There are people dying out there!
Culdee: But what If I kill someone again!
Rh: You won't! I promise!
Culdee: I don't know. This riot all happened because of me!
Rh: Hey, I made mistakes too. I yelled at Morpheous before he died. But what I do is that, when we are knocked down, always get back up.
Culdee: ... Fine. I guess i'll help.
Rh: Thanks! Now let's go!
(Rh and Culdee sneak out. They head to their homes and put on their suits)
Vandal Buster: Now let's go stop this riot!
Metal Fell: Right behind you!
(The two run off. It then transitions to Endless shooting at the rioters brutally killing them. Rioters are hiding behind destroyed cars)
Rioter 90: That kid is super sayain!
Rioter 23: No s***! I can't shoot him from here!
Endless: Yeah b***hes! You can't stop me now-
(Suddenly Endless gets punched in the crotch)
Endless: (High pitched) OW!
(Endless falls to the ground. The figure who punched him is revealed to be Rioter Leader)
Rioter Leader: Hmm. Looks like Meta Immortalitly didn't save you this time.
(The rioters laugh)
Endless: (High pitched) Very funny.
Rioter Leader: Now I don't have time for this. Tell me, who the f*** is Metal Fell!
Endless: You wanna know something so bad? Come closer?
(Rioter Leader leans in closer)
Endless: (whispering) I f***ed your Mom.
Rioter Leader: Okay I HAD IT WITH YOU! (To the rioters) Why don't you say we give him some, "Endless" pain!
Rioters: YEAH!
Endless: Hey! I came up with that joke first!
Rioter Leader: Well you suck. Have at it boys.
(The rioters repeatidly beat Endless mostly in the crotch. It then cuts to Vandal Buster and Metal Fell flying through the city)
Vandal Buster: We need to find the one who started this!
Metal Fell: I believe the main rioter is the one in the black hoodie)
Vandal Buster: Welp, let's go find him!
(The two continue to fly off. The rioters look up and see Metal Fell and Vandal Buster)
Rioter 2: THERE HE IS! THAT'S THE METAL FELL!
Rioter 58: DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
(The rioters chase after Metal Fell. The two then land on top of another tall building. They look down and see all the rioters)
Vandal Buster: Wow. That's like almost every rioter in the city!
Rioter 6: DEATH TO METAL FELL!
(A rioter grabs a torch and begins to burn down the building they are on)
Rioter 69: YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING METAL FELL!
Rioters: KILL METAL FELL! KILL METAL FELL!
Metal Fell: True!
(Suddenly Vandal Buster gets knocked off the building)
Vandal Buster: GAHH!
Metal Fell: RH- I mean VANDAL BUSTER NO!
(The person who knocked him out is revealed to be Rioter Leader)
Rioter Leader: Well well well. So NOW you decide to come out!
Metal Fell: Why. Why did you start these riots!?
Rioter Leader: I didn't start them. You did. If you didn't knock down that skyscraper in the first place, this wouldn't have happened!
(Vandal Buster is seen climbing up)
Vandal Buster: It's not his fault. Accidents happen. I made many in my time. But what I do is that, I always get back up! (to Metal Fell) Remember that.
(Metal Fell looks sadly at Vandal Buster)
Rioter Leader: OH I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
(Rioter Leader shoots at Metal Fell but the metal blocks the bullets)
Rioter Leader: What the hell!?
Metal Fell: My suit is invunerable to bullets. No matter how hard you try, you can't kill me!
(Rioter Leader then sees that he made a dent in the suit)
Rioter Leader: Not if I don't try hard enought.
(Rioter Leader shoots a hole entire clip at Metal Fell opening a hole revealing part of his shirt logo)
Metal Fell: S***!
Rioter Leader: Perfect! I just need to shoot the rest of you, and the world will know who killed all of those people.
Metal Fell: NEVER!
(Metal Fell tackles Rioter Leader. The two beat each other up as the building they are fighting on gets more on fire. Then Rioter Leader reloads his gun and shoots a whole clip into Metal Fell's eye revealing Culdee's eye)
Rioter Leader: I spy your eye!
Metal Fell: SHUT UP!
(Rioter Leader brings out a bat)
Metal Fell: Uh oh.
Rioter Leader: BATTER UP B***H!
(Rioter Leader smashes Metal Fell's mask into peices)
Vandal Buster: NO!
(Metal Fell's face is then revealed)
Rioter Leader: I don't believe it. Ha! CuldeeFell13! The writer of many stories such, had caused the death of thousands of people. Heheheheh... Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! Now I will tell the world who you are!
(Rioter Leader turns around to talk and is about to jump off the building to tell the rioters)
Culdee: NO!
(Culdee stabs Rioter Leader straight through the chest with his spider leg)
Vandal Buster: NO!
Rioter Leader: Heh. Pathetic.
(Culdee now in shock of what he done, pulls back his spider leg causing the rioter leader to fall to the ground and die. The rioters circle around him)
Rioter 8: H-He's dead.
Rioter 3: The Metal Fell killed him.
(Vandal Buster gets up and looks at Metal Fell who now has his face automatically fixed)
Vandal Buster: I-It wasn't your fault. There must have been a fault in your system-
Metal Fell: It was my fault.
Vandal Buster: Culdee, no-
Metal Fell: Leave me alone.
Vandal Buster: Please just listen to me-
Metal Fell: I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!
(Metal Fell slices Vandal Buster's arm)
Vandal Buster: GAH!
(Metal Fell looks at what he done)
Metal Fell: Now i'm a danger to my friends. I don't belong here.
(Metal Fell flies off)
Vandal Buster: CULDEE!
(The rioters watch as Metal Fell flies off)
Rioter 100: GET HIM!
Brooklyn Guy: You're not getting anyone!
(The rioters turn around and see the police now in swat gear)
Rioter 4: Ahh phooey.
(The police arrest all the rioters while some of them inspect the corpse of Rioter Leader. Vandal Buster is seen recovering from his damages. Sunny and the others run up to him)
Sunny: You okay Rh?
Vandal Buster: I'm fine. But Culdee-
Sunny: He'll be fine. He'll come back soon. Come on, let's go somewhere while the police fix this place up.
Parappa: For the millionth time.
Vandal Buster: I-I guess.
(The others leave. It then cuts to a few hours later at midnight. Rh is seen asleep when he wakes up. He looks out the window and sees Culdee in his Metal Fell suit unmasked sitting at a building)
Rh: Culdee?
(Rh grabs his Vandal Buster suit. It cuts to Culdee sitting at the building)
Culdee: "sigh" What have I become?
(Vandal Buster then swoops by. He takes off his mask)
Rh: Culdee! There you are! I could hardly sleep last night. You okay?
Culdee: Rh. Do you think i'm a monster.
Rh: Of course not! You're my best friend.
Culdee: I know.
(Rh sits next to him)
Rh: You feeling alright?
Culdee: "sigh" Don't you see Rh. Before I become Metal Fell, everyone was fine. But after that, a skyscraper fell down killing many people and I killed a Riot boss. Now people think i'm the next Masked Menace.
Rh: That's not true! Masked Menace was evil but you're good. You just need to forget about the past and focus on the next chapter of your life!
(Rh then brings out a soda can and drinks it)
Culdee: I know. That's why i'm planning to move away from Pensacola.
(Rh spits his drink out)
Rh: WHAT!?
Culdee: You probably didn't hear my plans I had a few days ago. I'm planning to move back to the town I grew up at, Minnesota.
Rh: Move!? But you've only been here since you were hired a few years ago!
Culdee: I know but like you said. It's time for me to move on.
Rh: But if you move, people will be upset! I-I'll be upset! I knew you since you made the list of deaths for my first story.
Culdee: I know. Lil Fred wasn't happy either, but we have to make difficult decisions. Besides, I keep getitng home sick any way.
Rh: Why were you home sick.
Culdee: Because that was where I lived with my sister, Fellet.
Rh: You had a sister?!
Culdee: Yeah.
Rh: How come you never told us that!?
Culdee: Because I didn't want to feel reminded of the pain I caused.
Rh: How did you cause pain?
Culdee: Well back in Minnesota, me and Fellet were poor and none of us had jobs. What was worse was that there was this guy I called Brute. I owed money to him every few months, and If I missed at least one month, he'll do something bad to me.
Rh: Did you do anything about it?
Culdee: I tried. I even made inventions back then. I had this gun that was I tried to sell for 100 dollars, but no one would by it. I even got beat up a few times by some teens. And when I got home.. He was there.
Rh: Who?
Culdee: Brute. He was pissed off I didn't get the money by dawn, and he threatened to kill Fellet by holding a gun to her head. (breaking down) And- "Sniff" and I tried reasoning with him but then. Then.
Rh: Then what?
Culdee: ... He shot her in front of my eyes.
(Flashbacks to MEMO-RIES! show a slo mo of Culdee watching Fellet die in front of his eyes)
Rh: Oh- oh my god. I am so sorry.
Culdee: Before she died, she wanted to move to Pensacola because she was tired of the cold temperatures at Minnesota. That's why I came here in the first place.
Rh: So that's why you came here huh?
Culdee: Yeah. And I think it's finally time for me to face the past. Which is why i'll be moving back. You understand?
Rh: I-I understand. But, we'll miss you.
Culdee: I know. I'll miss you guys too.
(Culdee presses a button that puts his mask on. He gets up)
Metal Fell: Also, don't tell anyone about my plans of moving yet. I want to wait for the right time.
Rh: (sadly) Okay.
(Metal Fell nods he flies off as Rh sadly looks on. The chapter slowly fades to black)
== CHAPTER SIXTEEN - NEVER FORGET II ==
SYPNOSIS - After the events of the riots, people are trying to clean up the messes that the riots caused. Later on, Culdee is preparing for his moving away from Pensacola.
(It starts off with a news report)
Goodman: "sigh". What has happened to our world. Wait we're rolling? Oh crap. Breaking news M'kay. After the events of the riots yesterday, the people of the city are currently working on trying to fix it. So far the only counted fatalaties of citizens are 993 while 1,054 rioters were found killed. The total count of injuries for both rioters and citizens are 1,302. The riot wasn't bad as Day Zero though we still lost many people. A memorial is set to be held at the Town Hall.
(Rh and Robotboy are seen watching the news)
Robotboy: Man, first he destroys a skyscraper and then causes a riot that kills many people.
Rh: Yeah but i'm sure he didn't mean it. Besides, Metal Fell is a good guy.He'd never do that on purpose.
Robotboy: How do you know if he's good or not?
Rh: Uhhhh.
(Rh's watch beeps)
Rh: Oh look at the time! I gotta get to work! See you Robotboy!
(Rh runs off)
Robotboy: Umm. Bye I guess.
(Rover is seen hovering over)
Rover: What's the deal with him?
Robotboy: I don't know. He's been acting weird since the riots.
(It cuts over to Rh walking to his job through the city. They see that buildings are being reconstructed due to the riots)
Rh: Man. The rioters did so much.
(Rh then passes by the remains of the skyscraper which is guarded by police and tape)
Rh: The Skyscraper...
(Rh continues to walk off. He heads over to SML WIki Headquarters)
Rh: Well, at least the headquarters is now fixed from the storm.
(Rh heads inside. Trikkiboy and the others are seen)
Trikkiboy: Mornin' Rh!
Rh: Yeah.
(Rh sits down)
SML Nerd Fan: You okay pal?
DarthSayain8697: Yeah. Your usually happy when you go to the headquarters.
Rh: Oh it's just some... personal stuff. I'll get over it soon.
OKool1470: Ookay then?
TheSuperAlmightyDragon: I don't think he's fine.
(Culdee then comes in with a more depressed face)
Trikkiboy: Oh hey Culdee! For one your actually on time. Anyways, sit down. We got work to do.
(Culdee sits down)
MarioFan2009: Jeez. What's the matter with him?
Agonzo7988: No clue.
Trikkiboy: Do I have everyone's attention! So today we have some good news! As you all know, one of our fellow users, Gummy Cow!, has told us that no more forums are to be made due to the forums being removed in mid january.
2epicworlds: So are the forums staying?
Trikkiboy: Sadly no, but they will now be staying until April!
Everyone: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trikkiboy: Anyways, we need to talk about preparing for the migration during April. So first we will-
(Suddenly the Necropost alarm goes off)
Trikkiboy: Oh god who is it this time.
MarioFan2009: Uhh I think it's Endless.
Trikkiboy: "sigh" TSAD, could you deal with him please?
TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Yes sir my fine sir!
(TSAD leaves)
TheSuperAlmightyDragon: NECROPOSTING!
(TheSuperAlmightyDragon comes back in dragging Endless)
Endless: HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA!?
Trikkiboy: What was he doing?
(TheSuperAlmightyDragon gives Trikkiboy a paper)
Trikkiboy: You have sent a message to the forum "RPG: Jeffy and the Youtube Headquarters"?
Endless: They had just one message left and I didn't want to end it on a cliffhanger.
Trikkboy: Whatever. I'm docking your pay!
Endless: You don't even pay us at all. We work for Fandom.
Trikkiboy: More back talk like that and your out of here!
(Endless gets on his knees and begs)
Endless: NO PLEASE! I HAVE SO MANY HUMAN MEGGY JOKES TO MAKE!
Trikkiboy: (Sternly) Sit. Down.
(Endless goes to his seat)
Trikkiboy: Anyways, as I was saying, we need to prepare for the migration in April by-
(While Trikkboy is talking, Culdee is seen looking down at his desk. Rh looks at him)
MarioFan2009: What you looking at Rh?
Rh: Oh uh nothing!
MarioFan: It's about Culdee isn't it?
Rh: Yeah.
Endless: No s***. He looks terrible then before.
Rh: True. Not to mention that fact that....
MarioFan: Fact that what?
Rh: N-nothing.
Endless: Huh. Now he's acting weird.
MarioFan: For once I actually agree with you.
Trikkiboy: And after that we-
(The bell then rings)
Trikkiboy: Lunch break! Everybody head to your lockers!
(The users head down to their locker rooms. Culdee however walks off another way)
Trikkiboy: Where are you going? The locker room's that way!
Culdee: Can I use the restroom?
Trikkboy: Hmm. I don't know. CAAAN YOU!?
Culdee: "sigh" May I use the restroom?
Trikkiboy: You may.
(Culdee walks off)
Trikkiboy: He seams to be acting strange. Ahh who cares. It's lunch break.
(Trikkiboy walks off. Culdee is seen in the bathroom looking at himself in a mirror)
Culdee: What have I become?
(Culdee sadly exits. It then transitions to the city of Pensacola. Sunny is seen driving through the city)
Sunny: Man. I can't believe that the riots have caused so much damage to the city.
(Sunny then looks out her window and see that the Sushi Pack's house has a huge hole in one of the walls)
Sunny: Oh dear god.
(Sunny then drives over to the grocery store only to see that it is closed due to the rioters burning it and raiding it)
Sunny: "sigh"
(Sunny drives off. She then goes to the town hall and sees most of it has been destroyed)
Sunny: "gasp" Oh no.
(Sunny sees that the police and Crash Bandicoot is there)
Crash Bandicoot: Can't believe it! The Town Hall that has been around for several years is now mostly destroyed.
Simmons: True mate. But we fixed it after the refusion apockalypse (Toad's Revenge!) so I'm sure we can fix it again.
Crash Bandicoot: I guess so.
Sunny: Man.
(Sunny drives off. It then cuts to Jesse and his friends at Beacontown looking at the mess)
Jesse: While the riots wern't that bad in Beacontown and Robloxia, this place is still a mess from the riots.
Petra: Agreed.
Olivia: It's a good thing that the cities are going to be cleaned up.
Axel: True. But all those people who died though.
Lukas: And that Metal Fell. He started all of this.
Jesse: Well let's hope he won't do any of this no more.
(It cuts back to Sportsters bar)
Dave Miller: "sigh" First Day Zero and now this. The world we are living in. It's a f***ing shame.
Meggy: Man. I feel bad for all of those people who died during those riots.
Tari: True.
Little Buddy: All of those injured people are going to have to spend months in the hospital!
Human Meggy: I'd hate being in their shoes.
Murder Man: Even though I am a villain, this is way to far.
Mega Maid: Agreed.
Murder Man X: True.
Ink Brute: I kind of liked it.
(Mega Maid punches Ink Brute in the collar bone)
Maguro: I can't believe the rioters destroyed our house.
Wasabi: Mustard... (True.)
Ikura: Where are we gonna live!?
Kani: Yeah!
Tako: Calm down guys. I'm sure we can rent a hotel or something until our house gets fixed.
(Rh, Culdee, Endless and MarioFan enter)
Dave Miller: Hey guys. The usual?
MarioFan: We'll just take Chicken wings.
Dave Miller: Okay.
(Dave brings out a few boxes of Chicken Wings and gives them to the users)
Dave Miller: Here you guys go.
Endless: Thanks.
(The four head to their table)
MarioFan: So Culdee, why have you been acting so sad recently?
Endless: Yeah. What even is the matter?
Culdee: "sigh" I think it's time.
MarioFan: Time for what.
(Culdee then stands up)
Culdee: Everyone. I have an announcment to make.
Beta Tari: Well what's it about?
Alternate Rose: Yeah.
Culdee: Well, for a couple of years, I have lived at Pensacola, but tommorow theres going to be a change.
Gummy Cow!: What?
Ghost Desti: What's he even talking about?
Culdee: "inhale" Tommorow morning, I will be moving away from Pensacola.
All: "gasp"
(Dave drops his plate in surprise shattering it on the ground)
Junior: D-did he just say what I think he said!?
Parappa: Moving!?
Trikkiboy: But what about your job!?
Manny: What about your friends?
Culdee: All those questions will be answered when I have the chance. I will be going now.
(Culdee leaves. Everyone looks in shock)
MarioFan: He- he's moving!?
Endless: I was not expecting that!
Rh: Yeah. He told me the news a few days ago.
MarioFan: Damn. Well i'm gonna miss him.
Endless: Me too man.
(The users sadly watch as Culdee walks off. It then cuts to black. It then transitions to a deserted area. The ground is seen shaking. Robo RH and BB 2.0 are seen digging out from the ground)
BB 2.0: Phew! Finally we made it out of that smelly trash pit!
Robo Rh: True. We had to crawl through 500 yards of trash we couldn't imagine.
BB 2.0: Was that a "The Shawshank Redeption" reference?
Robo Rh: Yeah. Kinda.
BB 2.0: Oh. Well anyways, where the hell are we!?
Robo RH: I think we are in the middle of a deserted area.
BB 2.0: Well hopefully we can find somewhere to set camp or something. Then we can finally begin my plan!
Robo RH: What even is your plan?
BB 2.0: Hehe. you'll see.
(The chapter cuts to black as BB 2.0 laughs)
== CHAPTER SEVENTEEN - MOVING DAY... ==
SYNOPSIS - Today is Culdee's last day of work, and they go to Sportsters to commemorate the times he's been here. However, during that time, the Leigion of Low Tide have broken into a cargo plane and are trying to steal money. Rh, MarioFan and Endless head to stop them! Culdee also decides to help his friends.... one last time.
(It starts off with Culdee walking up to the SML Wiki HQ building. He is greeted by Little Buddy)
Little Buddy: Last day of work eh?
Culdee: Yeah.
Little Buddy: What do you even think about the move?
Culdee: To be honest, i'm actually excited.
Little Buddy: Well I hope you have fun.
Culdee: Thanks!
(Culdee heads into the HQ and enters the work room)
Trikkboy: Mornin' Culdee!
Culdee: Hey Trik.
Rh: Looks like you're not as depressed as before.
Culdee: True. I'm excited for this move!
Rh: Yeah...
Trikkiboy: Anyways, since this will be Culdee's last day of work, during lunch hour we will go to sportsters!
All: YEAHHHH!
Trikkiboy: But you're all paying.
All: aw.
Trikkboy: Anyways, let's get on with notice.
(Trikkboy brings out a billboard that says "7 days with no Trolls")
Trikkboy: So the last troll attack we had was 7 days ago which is close to 8 which will be a new record!
Rh: Noice!
Trikkiboy: So all we have to do is make sure no trolls try to cause trouble and we'll get that streak soon-
(Suddenly Onion Cream comes bursting in with a wrecking ball)
Agonzo: Oh for gods sake.
Onion Cream: I CAME IN LIKE A TROLL WANTING YOUR F***ING MONEY-
(Endless grabs a metal bat and bashes Onion Cream's skull in)
Endless: Got em!
Trikkiboy: "sigh"
(Trikkiboy edits the bill board erasing the 7 and putting back a 0)
Trikkboy: Never mind then.
MarioFan: Wait. Didn't he just die a few chapters ago?
(Tobias comes out and pushes MarioFan out of his seat)
MarioFan: Hey!
Tobias: BREAK THE FOURTH WALL ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SMITE YOU-
(Creator comes out)
Creator: God damn it Tobias. How many times do I have to tell you, when people break the fourth wall you do not physically hurt them! Now get back to your dimension.
Tobias: But Creator-
Creator: No buts.
(Creator points back into the portal)
Tobias: Aw..
(Tobias enters the portal while angerally muttering under his breath. Creator enters and the portal closes behind them)
Trikkiboy: Oooookay. Anyways, since the wall is broken, let's head back to Sportsters while the carpenters come to fix it!
Gummy Cow: Noice!
OKool1470: Awesome!
TheSuperAlmightyDragon: Fine with me!
(The users head out. It then transitions to Sportster's bar)
PJ Berri: Yes, I will have a quad patty, with a sprinkling of Himalayan salt, smoked paprika, and micro greens-
Dave Miller: And you would like my patties be-cheesed, but not just any cheese will do. Have you any aged gouda? And yes, it is pronounced "how-uda," not "goo-da."
PJ Berri: Woah. How did you know I was gonna say that?
Dave Miller: You say that every damn time you come here.
PJ Berri: Fair enough.
(The users then come in as Dave gives PJ his quad patty)
Dave Miller: That will be twenty dollars.
PJ Berri: Uhh, Look! A distraction!
(Dave Miller turns around just as PJ runs off. He turns around)
Dave Miller: "sigh: BOSS! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
(The users then come in)
Dave Miller: What can I get for ya?
Rh: I'll take the chicken wings.
Culdee: I'll take the pizza rolls.
MarioFan: Just give me a water.
Endless: I'll have a coffee please.
(Dave gives the four their stuff. However Endless trips causing the coffee to fall out of the cup and fall on Dave burning him)
Dave Miller: AHH F***! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Endless: I tripped.
(Dave falls on the floor crying)
Endless: Are you crying?
Dave Miller: YES I'M CRYING! YOU DRENCHED ME IN HOT COFFEE!
(Culdee, Rh and MarioFan are seen at the table)
Rh: Well it has been a blast friend.
Culdee: True. I'm excited to move back to Minnesota!
MarioFan: Wait, Back? You mean you went there before?
Rh: It was appearantly the place he grew up at.
MarioFan: Oh.
(It then cuts at an airport in Pensacola. Brooklyn Guy and Simmons are seen loading in cargo crates into a cargo plane)
Simmons: Alright. That should be the last of them mate!
Brooklyn Guy: Agreed. My arms are tried after all of that carrying. I can't wait to go home.
Simmons: Ditto mate.
(The two walk off. However the Leigon of Low Tide is seen watching from a radio tower)
Titanium Chief: Okay. They're walking off. Let's go!
(The Leigon of Low Tide jump off the tower and land on top of the plane. They try to open the hatch)
Fugu: S***. It's locked.
Uni: I got this!
(Uni transforms into a crowbar. Toro grabs the Uni/Crow Bar and bangs the door with it hurting Uni)
Uni/Crow Bar: OW OW OW!
(Mochi swipes Uni/Crow Bar away from Toro)
Mochi: Give me that!
(Mochi uses the crowbar to force open the door by putting it in a crack and pulling the door open)
Unagi: Nice! Let's go!
(Brooklyn Guy enters his car but then looks out the rearview mirror and sees the leigon of low tide on the plane)
Brooklyn Guy: S***!
(Brooklyn Guy gets out of the car. The plane starts to take off)
Brooklyn Guy: STOP THE PLANE! ARE YOU DEAF!? STOP THE PLANE!
Simmons: He has air pods in mate! He can't hear you!
(It shows that the plane driver does have airpods and is listening to music)
Brooklyn Guy: S***!
(The plane drives off)
Toro: HAHA!
Simmons: We need to get reinforcments fast!
Brooklyn Guy: Right! And I know just who to call!
(Brooklyn Guy gets on his phone and calls someone. It cuts back to the bar. Rh then gets a call from his phone. It is from the police. He answers)
Rh: Hello?
Brooklyn Guy: RH, we currently have a situation about a cargo plane and the leigon of low tide! We need to make sure they are stopped before the plane leaves. Can you help out?
Rh: I'll come as fast as I can!
(Rh hangs up)
Rh: I gotta go. The Legion of Low Tide is robbing a cargo plane. They gotta be stopped before they leave the city.
MarioFan: I'll help!
Endless: Me too!
Culdee: ...
MarioFan: What about you Culdee?
Culdee: Fine. This is my last day after all.
Rh: Noice! Let's go!
(The users run off)
Trikkiboy: Where are going?
Culdee: Shut up. It's stuff admins don't understand.
Trikkiboy: ...'
(Culdee and the others run off while Trikkiboy watches with a confused face. It then cuts to the cargo plane. The Leigon of Low Tide is seen inside the cargo plane)
Titanium Cheif: Okay! We made it in!
Fugu: Check the crates. See what riches we can find.
Mochi: Got it!
Toro: Let's go!
(The six look around for crates. Unagi and Uni look inside a crate and find $5,000)
Unagi: I found $5,000!
Uni: Not much but hopefully we will find more money in later crates!
Unagi: True.
(It then shows outside the plane. Culdee is seen driving a black biplane with the words FELL on both sides. Vandal Buster, MarioFan in his Cyborg Form and Mechabilities standing on the plane)
Vandal Buster: I see the Cargo Plane! We're getting close!
MarioFan: We must hurry. If the plane leaves pensacola, we will lose sight of them!
Endless: Can't you drive this plane any faster!
Culdee: Hey, the plane is still in prototype stages. If I fly it any farther, it could break and we could all fall to our deaths!
Vandal Buster: He's right. It will take time, but we will catch them.
Endless: "groan"
(It cuts back inside the plane. The low tide are still looking through crates)
Toro: I found a crate full of bananas!
(Titanium Cheif slaps Toro in the face)
Titanium Cheif: BANANAS ARE S***! Keep looking!
Fugu: Jeez boss. No need to be that savage.
Titanium Cheif: I'm sorry. We just have to hurry and search this plane other wise we will be taken who knows how far away from Pensacola.
Uni: True! I want a lot of money!
(The leigon keep looking through crates)
Fugu: Found anything very expensive yet?
Unagi: Nada.
Mochi: Wait guys! Check out that big crate!
(Mochi points at a crate that is twice the size of Toro)
Unagi: Woah!
Uni: Theres gotta be something expensive in there!
(Titanium Cheif looks inside the crate and sees a bunch of gold bars)
Titanium Cheif: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Unagi: What did you find boss?
Titanium Cheif: Theres like over 9000 gold bars in here!
Mochi: Woah!
Toro: WE'RE RICH!
Titanium Cheif: We just need to find a way to carry this.
(Fugu picks up the crate)
Fugu: Hurry up and open the door! I can't carry this for long!
Uni: Well theres one problem. To open the door, we need a key card!
Titanium Cheif: S***! Where can we find a key card in the middle of a plane!
Mochi: I got a key card from a crate!
(Mochi shows a blue key card she found)
Uni: Well that escalated quickly.
Titanium Cheif: Well what are you waiting for? Open the door already!
(Mochi slides the car and pulls a lever opening the plane)
Titanium Cheif: Let's take this back to base and get rich!
???: Actually, you will do no such thing!
(The biplane catches up with the cargo plane and Vandal Buster, MarioFan and Mechabilities jump out)
Titanium Cheif: Pah! You will never take us alive! There are only three of you and six of us!
Vandal Buster: We handled worse than you!
Mochi: Bring on super freaks!
(The leigon fight Vandal Buster and the others. Fugu grabs the crate and runs off. Vandal Buster sees this)
Vandal Buster: YOU-
(Vandal Buster gets tackled by Uni who disguised as a nearby crate)
Vandal Buster: Get off of me!
Uni: Say Uncle!
Vandal Buster: YOUR MOM!
(Fugu runs off and jumps out of the cargo plane)
Culdee: Oh dear!
(Fugu activates as parachute as he holds the crate)
Fugu: HAH! You lost Users!
(Culdee gets a worried face. He sees his friends getting over powered by the Leigion. He looks down and then gets a determined face)
Culdee: Metal Fell activate.
(Suddenly, Culdee's Metal Fell suit comes flying up to him)
Titanium Cheif: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Culdee enters the suit)
Metal Fell: Let's dance.
(Metal Fell jumps out of the biplane and battles Fugu)
Fugu: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS CRATE!
(Vandal Buster then overpowers the leigon of low tide and battles the others and throws a net bomb at Fugu trapping him)
Fugu: NO!
(The crate falls out of Fugu's hands)
Metal Fell: THE CRATE!
(Metal Fell falls down and goes after the falling crate. He then grabs it)
Metal Fell: GOTCHA!
(Mechabilities and MarioFan later over power the legion of lowtide. Vandal Buster throws a net bomb at them trapping them)
Titanium Cheif: NO!
(Endless grabs the 5 who are trapped)
Endless: I'll take them to the police!
Vandal Buster: Alright. I'll go see if Culdee is okay!
MarioFan: I'll come with you!
(Vandal Buster and MarioFan jump out of the plane while Endless flies off with the rest of the legion. Fugu then falls into a lake. Metal Fell lands on top of a bridge holding the crate)
Metal Fell: Phew.
(Vandal Buster and MarioFan jump down)
Vandal Buster: You alright?
Metal Fell: Yeah. I was able to get the crate before it went into the water below.
MarioFan: How were you able to carry that crate. It is twice the size as Fugu.
Metal Fell: Well my suit has very powerful muscle additions.
Vandal Buster: Cool!
(A bunch of people are seen outside the bridge)
Person 2: Hey is that the Metal Fell?
Person 9: The one who caused the Skyscraper accident and the riots?
Person 6: He just stopped the cargo plane robbery!
Person 7: Well, mom said it's always good to forgive!
Person 1: Three cheers for Metal Fell and friends! Hip hip!
People: HORRAY!
Person 1: Hip hip!
People: HORRAY!
(While the people are cheering, the three smile. It then cuts back to the airport. Metal Fell hands Brooklyn Guy and Simmons the crate)
Simmons: HOLY CRAP THIS IS BIG MATE!
Brooklyn Guy: Thanks for catching this crate man.
Metal Fell: No need to thank me. Thank my friends! They helped out!
Simmons: Well thanks to everyone!
Brookly Guy: Once the next cargo plane comes, we'll load this in. Once again, thanks for the help! Looks like you're starting to redeem our faith in you!
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons put the crate in a truck and drive into a garage. Metal Fell then checks his watch)
Metal Fell: Oh crap. I gotta get ready to leave soon.
(Metal Fell flies off. It then fades to Culdee's house. A going away party is seen being held. Culdee and Rh put in the remaining boxes in the trunk)
Rh: Phew. That should be all of the boxes!
Culdee: Thanks for helping me load the boxes everyone!
MarioFan: No problem dude.
Sunny: We're happy to help a friend.
Culdee: Alright Lil Fred, time to go!
Lil Fred: Okay!
(Lil Fred jumps into the car. Culdee gets into the driver seat and is about to drive off when...)
Rh: Wait! Theres something I want to give you!
(Rh heads into his car and brings out a huge case. He opens the case revealing his Admin Sword)
Culdee: Rh. I can't-
Rh: You can and you will. This is what I want you to remember me by. Besides, Trikki could always give me another one!
Trikkiboy: Yeah but those took years to make.
Rh: Oh. Well I want you to take this anyway.
(Culdee grabs the case)
Culdee: Thanks, Rh!
(Rh smiles)
Culdee: I'm glad you all came here. I had a blast staying in this city but it's time to have a new chapter in my life. I will always remember the laughs, the joys, the not so joys, etc. Thank you for a great life.
(Culdee starts the engine. He slowly drives off. Everyone waves as he drives off)
Rh: So long... partner.
(Culdee drives off as the screen fades to black. It then cuts to the veggicorp building. JJ is seen entering the buidling. She scans the place and sees hidden footprints)
JJ: Only those footprints could fit me and BB 2.0.
(JJ then follows the foot prints and sees that they lead to the shredder room)
JJ: I'm coming for you brother.
(The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER EIGHTEEN - THE CITY THAT WASN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee and Lil' Fred have finally made it to Minnesota, but something doesn't seam right. The city has way less people than usual. Culdee talks to the friendly new lanlord who's name is Mrs. Jones but something doesn't seam right about her.
(It starts off with Culdee driving off to the outskirts of the city. Lil Fred is seen looking out the back window looking at the city from far away)
Lil Fred: "Honk" (Culdee, why did we have to leave again?)
Culdee: It's because well... Sometimes we get homesickness, and things didn't turn really well at Pensacola, because i had a pill overdose.
Lil Fred: "honk" Damn.
Culdee: True. But i'm sure you'll like it in Minnesota. I mean I was poor back then, but with the money I made from my job, I can get enough money to possibly buy a house.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Cool! But what about JJ and BB 2.0?)
Culdee: While I was building them, I put a GPS feature in them so that they can know where I am as long as I am wearing my hat.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Huh?)
Culdee: I put a tracker in my hat so as long I as I am wearing it, they will know where I am.
Lil Fred: "Honk" (Oh. I get it now)
Culdee: Glad you do!
Lil Fred: So how long until Minnesota?
Culdee: Well the average driving time from Florida to Minnesota is 24 hours and 38 minutes.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Damn)
Culdee: True, but we'll get there soon. Just be patient.
24 Hours and 38 minutes later...
(It is now the next day. Culdee is seen with a tired look on his face while Lil Fred is seen asleep in the seat behind him on top of a bunch of boxes. Culdee then sees a sign that says welcome to "Marshall Minnesota! Population 1983)
Culdee: "gasp" Lil Fred! We're here!
(Lil Fred wakes up)
Lil Fred: Huh what?
(Culdee looks at the sign again)
Culdee: That's strange. The last time I lived here, the population was around 4,000. Whatever, Towns come and go. It won't stop me from having a great time!
(Culdee drives into the city. He looks around and sees that the town is emptier then usual)
Culdee: Huh. That's weird. The town does seam emptier than usual.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Well I mean a while ago, you said the population was emptier than usual)
Culdee: Yeah, but I was expecting at least a few hundred people around the city square. Anyways, I need to go and look for the landlord.
(Culdee continues to drive off. He then drives to a house)
Culdee: This is the house. Wait here Lil Fred.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Okay) "yawning honk" (I'm going back to sleep)
(Lil Fred heads back to sleep. Culdee exits the car. He walks up to the house and knocks on the door. Answering the door is a lady in her mid 30s. She is has brown hair, circular glasses, a pink sweater, and some pink shoes)
Woman: Can I help you sir?
Culdee: My names Culdee, Culdee Fell. I'm looking for the landlord.
Woman: I am the landlord.
Culdee: Oh. Right. I was expecting one of my old ones.
Woman: That's okay. My name is Mrs. Jones. Are you here to rent a home?
Culdee: Yeah. I just moved in with my plush!
Mrs. Jones: Okay. Well come inside and make yourself at home.
Culdee: Alright.
(The two head inside. The two take a seat)
Mrs. Jones: Who was the landlord you were talking about?
Culdee: Well I never knew his name. He was just some guy in a blue suit who smoked cigars so much the smoke hides his face.
Mrs. Jones: Oh. you must be talking about Robert Gray. I'm sorry to say but he passed away a few months ago.
Culdee: Oh. I see. We never talked often.
Mrs. Jones: I see. It is a shame though. He was a nice guy. But anyways, you said you wanted to rent a house?
Culdee: Yeah. I was also thinking of buying but It could prolly wait till i'm older. Man it's getting cold in here.
Mrs. Jones: Yeah I apologize. It gets really cold in this town at this time of year. So cold you actually feel like you could die. But you know what they say about Minnesota...
Culdee: Hmm?
Mrs. Jones: No one who dies here ever really dies.
(Mrs. Jones smiles while Culdee looks at her with a creeped out face)
Culdee: Uhhhh.
Mrs. Jones: But tell me, how is it being back in Minnesota?
(Mrs. Jones takes a drink of her tea)
Culdee: It's uhhh strange.
Mrs. Jones: Strange? Oh my.
(Mrs. Jones starts shivering a bit. A tiny peice of metal is seen poking out of her arm)
Culdee: What's that?
Mrs. Jones: Oh this peice of metal, it was from an accident I had a few weeks ago. I don't like talking about it though. It brings back dark MEMO-RIES.
Culdee: Wh-what was that?
Mrs. Jones: I said I don't like talking about it because it brings back dark MEMO-RIES.
Culdee: Oookay then?
Mrs. Jones: But anyways, how is it strange?
Culdee: Uhhhh-
(An oven is heard dinging)
Mrs. Jones: Oh! I had some cookies in the oven before you came! Stay right there!
(Mrs. Jones heads off)
Culdee: Actually, I shouldn't appose. I think I should be going now-
Mrs. Jones: No no no no, I insist!
(Mrs. Jones leaves to fetch her cookies. Culdee then stands up and looks around the place. He then sees family pictures of Ms. Jones and another girl that looks like her along with an older man who is dressed as a chef)
Culdee: Is this your family Mrs. Jones?
Mrs. Jones: (Voice) Why yes dear. After my mother ditched my father, he took me and my sister to Minnesota where we grew up in. You know what my father did to make money?
Culdee: What did he do Mrs. Jones.
Mrs. Jones: (Voice) My father became an award winning chef.
(Culdee sees another picture of Mrs. Jones' father. He as some small peices of metal poking out of his chef hat and black eyes. He almost looks suspicously as Chef v1000. The music in the backround then turns dark and distorted. Red eyes are seen from the shadows)
Mrs. Jones: (Voice) My father always took care of us, as I did with my little sister.
(Her voice getting slightly distorted)
Ms. Jones: (Voice) What about you? Do you still take care of your sister Culdee? Did you. Did you? DID YOU!?
(Loud rapid footsteps are heard. Mrs. Jones comes out of the shadows. She now has some of her clothes and skin ripped revealing robotic parts and some robotic hands reaching out. She has dark red eyes and a mouth filled with sharp teeth)
Mrs. Jones: ARE YOU!?
(Mrs. Jones chases after Culdee)
Culdee: GAH!
(Culdee runs off with Mrs. Jones chasing after him)
Mrs. Jones: YOUR THE REASON SHE'S DEAD! YOU KILLED HER!
Culdee: YOU'RE NOT REAL!
(Culdee grabs a bunch of books from the book case and throws it at her)
Mrs. Jones: YOU KILLED HER! SHE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!
(Culdee continues running. He runs into the basement. He hides behind a pillar. Ms. Jones is heard walking down the stairs)
Mrs. Jones: Culdee... Where are you Culdee... I know you're hear... you can't run from the past...
Culdee: (Whispering) Please God. Oh please God go away.
(Mrs. Jones hears Culdee silently crying)
Mrs. Jones: I can smell you're tears of guilt.
(Mrs. Jones slowly walks towards the pillar Culdee's hiding behind.
Culdee: You're not real.
Mrs. Jones: Come out.
Culdee: You're not real!
Mrs. Jones: Come out Culdee.
Culdee: You're not real!
Mrs. Jones: Culdeeeeee.
Culdee: YOU'RE NOT REAL!
(Culdee grabs a pole and stabs Mrs. Jones in the head with it)
Mrs. Jones: AGH YOU F***ING DELINQUENT!
(Culdee runs off as Mrs. Jones screams in pain. Culdee runs to exit the basement but the stair case disapeers)
Culdee: WHAT THE!?
(Mrs. Jones then rips the pole out of her head reavealing a huge hole with clear looking blood leaking out)
Mrs. Jones: You can't hide forever Culdee.
(Culdee then sees a vent)
Culdee: Oh God, please let this get me out of here!
(Culdee crawls through the vent as Mrs. Jones looks around for him. He then finds another exit and makes it to the garage)
Culdee: I'm almost out of here.
(Culdee runs to the garage door and tries to open it but it's too heavy)
Culdee: Damn it! I need to find some way to open this.
(Culdee then sees a wire box on the wall)
Culdee: If I cut the correct wire, I could open the door!
(Culdee looks at the wires)
Culdee: But which one?
(Suddenly a door behind Culdee starts banging)
Mrs. Jones: (Voice) I KNOW YOUR IN THERE CULDEE! I'M GONNA KILL YA!
(Culdee sweats as Mrs. Jones continues to bang down the door)
Culdee: Which one!? Which one!?
Mrs. Jones: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FELL!
(Mrs. Jones then punches a hole through the door. She pokes her face through)
Mrs. Jones: HERES JONSEY!
Culdee: OH GOD OH GOD!
(Culdee sweats really hard)
Culdee: Great! First meeting with the landlord and you're going to get yourself killed! Oh god! Please, which one is it!?
(One of Culdee's sweat tear falls off of him and lands in the wire box causing it to explode. The garage door then opens revealing a bright light)
Culdee: Yes!
(Mrs. Jones then breaks down the door)
Mrs. Jones: Hi Culdee.
Culdee: NO!
(Culdee runs out the garage door. He then finds a remote and closes it. The garage door falls onto Mrs. Jones once she is under it slicing her in half killing her)
Mrs. Jones: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Culdee: Phew.
(Culdee then sees through one of the house windows. Chef v1000 is seen standing there. He waves as he smiles creepily. He then steps back into the shadows)
Culdee: Umm okay?
(Culdee is about to enter his car when he hears a voice)
Fellet: (Voice) Culdee. Don't leave.
(The voice is heard coming from a sewer drain)
Culdee: Hello?
(Culdee looks into the drain. He sees a shadowy figure wearing a pink hat that says FANF and a pink shirt with a pink version of his logo on it)
Culdee: It can't be.
Fellet: Culdee... Please... Help me..
Culdee: Fellet!
(Culdee reaches his hand)
Culdee: Take my hand Fellet!
Fellet: He's coming!
Culdee: Please! Take it! Please!
Fellet: HE'S COMING!
Culdee: Who's coming!?
(Once Culdee reaches Fellet's hand, suddenly Fellet turns into Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: GOTCHA!
Culdee: WHAT!?
(Chef v1000 laughs as he pulls Culdee into drain)
Culdee: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Culdee is then seeing waking up in his car)
Culdee: GAH!
(Lil Fred walks up to the car holding an envelope)
Lil Fred: "honk" (So your finally awake.)
Culdee: Lil Fred. Wha-what the hell is happening? What's that envelope for?
Lil Fred: "honk" (While you were having some stupid night terror, I went into the landlords house and got the envelope for you)
Culdee: Was it from some girl named Mrs. Jones?
Lil Fred: "honk" (No appearantly it was from some fish guy named Old Man Jenkins)
(Old Man Jenkins from Spongebob is seen)
Old Man Jenkins: Howdy young wippersnapper!
Culdee: Ohhh. So did we get a house?
Lil Fred: "honk" (Read the envelope)
(Lil Fred gives Culdee the envelope and reads it. He gets a shocked/confused face)
Culdee: Seriously?
Old Man Jenkins: It's the remaning house, but be grateful that you have a roof over your heads!
Culdee: "sigh" Alright. Lil Fred. Let's go.
(Lil Fred hops in the car and Culdee drives off)
== CHAPTER NINETEEN - A DOLL BREAKDOWN ==
SYNOPSIS - Ever since Culdee moved away, everyone is trying to continue there lives without him. However, Chucky is also trying to assisinate Asp but with to succession.
(It starts off at Sunny's house at night. AsphaltianOof is seen asleep on a couch. Suddenly two hands are seen reaching from under the couch. The figure jumps on the couch revealing to be Chucky)
Chucky: Well well well. AsphaltianOof. Look at you. Sleeping like a little baby. How precious, but it looks like this is your last sleep.
(Chucky brings out his knife)
Chucky: Hehehehehe. Ahahahahaah. HAHAHAHAHAAH-
(Suddenly a phone is heard ringing)
Chucky: S***!
(Chucky hears footsteps. He quickly hides under the couch. Sunny who is wearing her pjs and bunny slippers heads downstairs and picks up the phone)
Sunny: What do you want? It's three in the morning!
Grinch: (voice) Is it recording. Oh it's on! Do you have prince albert in a can?
Sunny: Well i'd hope not. We'd have to let him out.
Grinch: (voice) Ah s***. Uh hold on. Is your refridgerator running?
Sunny: Somebody's gonna catch it.
Grinch: (Voice) God damn it! Okay. Do you have prince albert in a can- I already did that.
Sunny: Look just hang up, I want to sleep and it is smelling like updog in here!
Grinch: Whats' updog?- OH YOU LITTLE B****!
(Sunny laughs)
Chucky: Oh this is gonna go on for a while.
Grinch: (voice) Jokes on you, i'm not posting this on my channel any more- Oh who am I kidding I need the views. Go to youtube.com/grinchpranks-
(Sunny hangs up)
Sunny: That should be enough of him.
(Sunny walks off)
Chucky: Oookay... Anyways, now that that is done, I can finally kill you-
(The phone starts ringing only for Chucky to throw his knife at the phone destroying it)
Sunny: (Voice) What was that?
Chucky: Uhhh. (Asp impression) Duhhh I just answered the phone.
Sunny: (voice) Was it that Grinch guy?
Chucky: Duhhhh yeah. I called him a little crying b**** and hung up.
Sunny : (voice) well thanks Asp!
Chucky: No problemo Flower girl. (Normal voice) God that voice hurt my voice box. Anyways, time to kill you!
(Chucky grabs his knife and is about to stab AsphaltianOof when)
AsphaltianOof: "burp"
(Chucky smells the burp and gets disgusted)
Chucky: "gags" Oh my god what have you been drinking!? Sprite!? ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A FREELOADER!?
(Asp is still seen asleep)
Chucky: Man, he's such a heavy sleeper.
(Asp wakes up causing Chucky to fall)
AsphaltianOof: Wazzat?
(Chucky falls to the floor hitting his head hard)
AsphaltianOof: Eh. Prolly nothing.
(Asp heads back to sleep as Chucky is groaning in pain and crawls away. It then fades from night to morning as a rooster is heard screaming. It then cuts to Rh's room as he is seen asleep. He wakes up and quickly gets ready. He then walks out of his house and walks over the SML Wiki HQ. Lilttle Buddy is seen there)
Little Buddy: First day without Culdee eh?
Rh: Yeah. I'm gonna miss him.
Little Buddy: Ditto. Welp, see you later Rh!
Rh: Bye LB!
(Little Buddy walks off while Rh heads into the headquarters)
Trikkiboy: Welcome Rh! Let us get started!
(Rh takes a seat)
Trikkiboy: So as you all know, yesterday Culdee has moved away also quiting his job, so to commemorate him, all of his stories will put into an archive to prevent them from vandalisim.
Endless: True. He currently is on chapter 19 of Robot Invasion: Part II. Shame he had to end it like that.
(Tobias comes out holding a gun only for Creator to pull him by the ear and drag him away)
Tobias: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Trikkiboy: Okay. Well enough of that, we need to go back to analytics!
(Trikkboy pulls down a board revealing the profits have gone a bit low)
Trikkiboy: So ever since Culdee quit his job, the stonks have been going a bit low but hopefully when we make more stories the rates will go back to normal!
Rh: True! I'm currently working on The Dream Crystals! Part 1!
Endless: Is no one gonna question the fact that when we make stories they atually happen?
(Tobias comes out with a katanna and is about to stab Endless only for Creator to come in and grab him by the ear again and pull him out)
Tobias: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Trikkiboy: Anyway... Let's get back to analoging!
(While Trikkiboy is talking, the camera zooms out the window and then zooms into the park where Asp, Buckaroo and Azaz are seen sitting on a bench)
Azaz: Man, it sucks that Culdee had to move.
Buckaroo: True. Though I hope he's happy in his new home.
AsphaltianOof: True.
(Unknownst to them, Chucky is seen in a bush holding a sniper)
Chucky: With this sniper I stole from some guy, I can finally end you you stupid blockhead! Say goodbye!
(While Chucky is aiming the sniper, it rolls to Wasabi eating some ice cream. Johnny Old Boy is seen walking around but then sees him)
Johnny Old Boy: Theres one of those freaks who stole my house! You will regret this!
(Johnny Old Boy brings out his ruler and charges at Wasabi only for him to set him on fire)
Johnny Old Boy: GAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
(Johnny Old Boy runs off. Chucky then aims perfectly at Asp's head)
Chucky: Perfect. Now I just gotta pull the trigger-
(Johnny Old Boy then runs onto the table, burning the food on it and angering the three)
Buckaroo: YOU MOTHER FRUSKER!
(The three chase after him. Chucky gets an angered face and snaps the sniper in half)
Chucky: GOD F***ING DAMN IT!
(It then fades to the three beating up Johnny Old Boy in an alleyway)
Buckaroo: That'll teach you for ruining our picnic!
(AsphaltianOof spits on Johnny Old Boy. The three then leave. They are seen walking on the sidewalk)
Azaz: That will teach that stupid Baldi rip off.
AsphaltianOof: True.
(The three then see the movie theater has the words, "SLENDYTUBBIES NOW PLAYING")
Buckaroo: Cool! Slendytubbies is playing!
AsphaltianOof: They must have decided to air it in rememberance of CuldeeFell13!
Azaz: Even though it is Culdee's least favorite story, i'm excited to see it again!
Buckaroo: Well what are you waiting for? Let's go!
(The three enter the movie theater. It then cuts to inside the theater. Chapter 1 of Slendytubbies is playing on the big screen. The three sit down holding popcorn and sodas and wearing 3d glasses)
Buckaroo: Ooh! Ooh! This is my favorite part!
(Buckaroo points at the screen to the part where Buckaroo punches Nancy to the floor and runs off)
Buckaroo: HEH! That little b**** deserved it!
(Chucky is seen on the top cutting the rope to a chandelier)
Chucky: I don't know why they have this in a movie theater, but this will be perfect! Soon this will fall on Asp and kill him! And possibly 1 or both of his friends!
(While Chucky is cutting the chandeliere, Asp gets a notification on his phone)
AsphaltianOof: OH S***!
Buckaroo: What?
AsphaltianOof: Durr Burger opens at 10! I want a good breakfast since we didn't eat yet!
Azaz: Alright! Let's go!
(The three leave right as Murder Man, Mega Maid, Murder Man X and Ink Brute take their seats. But right as that happens, Chucky cuts the rope causing the chandelier to fall onto Ink Brute hurting him)
Ink Brute: OWIE!
Chucky: YES! I KILLED ASP! HAHA! Uh oh.
(Murder Man and the others look angrilly at Chucky)
Chucky: Uhhh sorry?
(Chucky then gets beaten up offscreen. It then cuts to the Durr Burger. Asp, Bucky and Azaz are seen there. Grill Seargant walks up to them)
Grill Seargant: Welcome to the Durr Burger! How can I take your order?
AsphaltianOof: We want the biggest breakfast ever! I'm talking Sausages, bacon, eggs, Pancakes, waffles, all that good breakfast stuff!
Grill Seargant: Okay. One of the biggest breakfasts coming right up.
(He walks off to make the food)
AsphaltianOof: So guys, you wanna hear another joke?
Buckaroo: Sure.
AsphaltianOof: What do you call a fast food item that comes out of your nose cavity?
Azaz: Hmmm. I don't know.
AsphaltianOof: Ham-BOOGERS!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
(Chucky is seen peeking from one of the windows)
Chucky: Mmm mmm MMM! My favorite meal of the day! Sliced Block Head!
(Chucky is about to sneak up and attack Asp when he hears Grill Seargent coming)
Chucky: S***! I need to hide before my cover is blown!
(Chucky hides under a pan on a stove. Grill Seargent walks up. He puts bacon on the pan Chucky is hiding under)
Grill Seargent: Alright, time to start cooking the bacon!
(Grill Seargent turns the stove on and walks off)
Chucky: YOWWW!
(Chucky runs out of the resturaunt. Goofy and Donald are seen walking while singing when Chucky runs up and accidentally trips them. Goofy and Donald turn into the demonic figures and look angrilly at Chucky)
Goofy: YOU RUINED OUR SONG!
Donald: SEEZE THIS FOOL!
Chucky: Mommy.
(Chucky screams as Goofy and Donald beat and maul him offscreen. It then cuts to Asp and the others at a subway)
Buckaroo: It's cool that Pensacola now installed a Subway!
Azaz: True! First a monorail and now this! This city just keeps getting better and better?
AsphaltianOof: So when's the train for Beacontown coming?
Buckaroo: Should be in about a minute!
AsphaltianOof: Awesome!
(Chucky is seen behind a crowd of people. He looks at Asp)
Chucky: Theres Asp. Standing right next to the tracks like the fool he is! Once the train comes, I will run up there and push him will all my strength. That will send him to the tracks and the train will run over him splattering him to peices! Ohohoho. Chucky you are a GENIUS!
(The train is heard honking)
Buckaroo: Theres the train!
Azaz: Nice!
Chucky: Nows my chance!
(Chucky charges at him. Asp then looks to his left and sees a $20 bill)
AsphaltianOof: Hey! $20!
(Asp walks off to grab the dollar making Chucky not push him but instead fall onto the tracks)
Chucky: OW! Wait. NONONNO-
(The train then runs over Chucky shredding him to peices. Asp and the others get on the train. The train drives away. One of Chucky's arms then jumps around reataching himself to the body. The rest of the parts then hop back on putting Chucky back together)
Chucky: Noice that I brought myself back together, but I will still get you Asp! If it's the last thing I do!
(It then cuts to Beacontown. Asp, Buckaroo and Azaz are seen entering Ender Con. Chucky is seen disquised as a pig)
Chucky: I got you right where I want you.
(Chucky follows them. The three are seen walking up to the announcer)
Beacontown Announcer: Name please?
AsphaltianOof: AsphaltianOof! And how do you do?
Beacontown Announcer: No no no. Your team name.
AsphaltianOof: Uhhhh. The Silly Three!
Beacontown Announcer: Well "The Silly Three", you are on booth 5!
Azaz: Thanks!
(The three head to their booths as Chucky follows still in his pig disguise. When suddenly a hand grabs him. He is revealed to be Otis from Minecraft Story Mode)
Otis: What do you think your doing out here little fella?
Chucky: HEY! LET ME GO! I NEED TO KILL THAT PINK GUY!
Otis: Don't worry little fella. Your gonna make a nice pork chop! "laughs"
Beacontown Announcer: Welcome everyone to the anual Ender Con building competition! The winner will recieve a full stack of diamonds!
Buckaroo: Man. I really need those diamonds!
Beacontown Announcer: On your marks, get set.... BUILD!
(Everyone grabs their materials and starts building)
AsphaltianOof: What are we gonna build again?
Azaz: A giant sprite can!
Buckaroo: Alright! Let's start with some lime wool!
(The three grab the wool and start building. It then cuts to the endercon butchering booth. Otis is seen trying to hold Chucky who is still in his costume still)
Chucky: LET ME GO! I AM NOT A PIG!
Otis: STOP SQUIRMING! Hold still so I can chop you!
(Otis then chops Chucky in the posterior)
Chucky: YOWWWWW!
(Chucky then rips off his pig costume)
Otis: YOU'RE NOT A PIG!
(Chucky knocks out Otis and grabs two emeralds from his pocket)
Chucky: I'M COMING FOR YOU ASP!
(Chucky runs off. BAck at the building competition, Asp and the others are seen done with their build)
Azaz: TADA!
Beacontown Announcer: 3, 2 ,1. TIME!
(The beacontowners then look at The Silly Three's build)
Radar: Wow! That's a cool build!
Aiden: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
(The three are seen on top of the build)
AsphaltianOof: That's right! Everyone gaze at our glorious build!
(Chucky walks up to Aiden and tugs on his shirt)
Aiden: Huh?
Chucky: I bet you two emeralds that you won't go up there and burn the wool statue!
Aiden: Show me the money!
(Chuky shows Aiden the emeralds he stole)
Aiden: Oh it's on!
(Aiden grabs a fire charge and throws it at the statue setting it on fire)
AsphaltianOof: What the!?
Buckaroo: The build! It's on fire!
Azaz: HOW DO WE GET DOWN!?
Chucky: Yes! Burn to death Asp! AHAHAHAHA- Wait.
(Sirens are heard. A firetruck is seen coming up)
Meggy: Never fear! The Woomy Brigade is here!
(Saiko turns a lever causing water to shoot out of the hose putting out the fire)
Chucky: NO!
(Chucky gets in the way of the hose only for the pressure of the water to blast him away)
Chucky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Chucky then lands in a small pool of water in a cave)
Chucky: Ah phew.
(Suddenly a bunch of creepers come up)
Chucky: Huh!?
(Chucky then sees a sign that says, "Creeper Cave! DO NOT ENTER")
Chucky: Ohhh.
(The creepers then blow up blasting CHucky into a pig patch landing in a puddle of mud and pig feces)
Chucky: Ugh. At least I can buy more ways to kill asp with these emeralds-
Aiden: Ahem.
Chucky: "angered groan"
(Chucky gives Aiden the emeralds)
Aiden: Thanks for the generous donation!
(Aiden laughs as he walks off with Chucky's emeralds)
Chucky: "cries"
(The camera zooms out as Chucky continues to cry. It then fades to on top of a roof where Chucky is seen sadly looking down. Jeffygeist, Masked Menace III and Twisted Sunny are seen walking by him)
Jeffygeist: So are you guys excited for Buckaroo's Mistake?
Masked Menace III: True!
Twisted Sunny: I even got my tissues prepared beacuse you know it's gonna be a sad one!
Jeffygeist: True.
(The three look up and see Chucky on the roof)
Twisted Sunny: Hey look! It's the pig feces guy!
Masked Menace III: "laughs" He did get in a stinky situation.
Jeffygeist: True. So humiliating for him!
(the three leave. Chucky then starts crying again. Unknownst to him, Chef v1000 is seen walking up to him. He sits next to him)
Chef v1000: Why are you crying little one?
Chucky: "sniff" You know why.
Chef v1000: It's true. you and I are the same. Both ridiculed and held back by others. The thing is... I see you sitting there so... small. So... helpess. Sometimes I forget I was like that.
Chucky: You heard about them... you heard about all the times I tried to kill Asp. But all that ever happened was I got beaten up by demonic animals (Donald and Goofy), then beaten up by three robots and an inkling (Murder Man and his gang), then ran over by a subway and on my final attempt I landed in pig feces. I hate him. I hate him! I HATE HIM!
Chef v1000: "silently laughs" Ooh. Now now. Be patient. Dedicate yourself to work hard, and start your own attack! It could be like your own Day Zero. Do not come down. Eventually, you will get ahead. I promise.
Chucky: "sniff" I ask other villains for help?
Chef v1000: No. Nobody will listen to you. You will be as good as a terrorist as the original Masked Menace was, mark my words son. You will discover how to take revenge on him. On them all. So pay attention kid, your gonna be just fine.
(Chucky smiles evily as he listens to Chef v1000 the chapter cuts to black)
==CHAPTER TWENTY - THE GOOD, THE BAD AND FEIGI ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee has moved into a lighthouse, but he is still sad over the events of what happened, meanwhile an old friend of his tries to cheer him up, but Culdee is not having any of it and grows suspicious of him. Will he make Feigi talk?
(It starts off at a lighthouse near a beach. Culdee is seen at a nearby garden collecting beats)
Culdee: I can never go back home.
(Culdee gets a flashback of the skyscraper incident)
Culdee: Not after what happened on those days.
(A flashback shows the riots happening in Pensacola)
Culdee: It's just me and the beats now. That's right! I'm a beet farmer now.
(Culdee then picks up a beet)
Culdee: At least beats can't die. Except when I eat them. I guess that means they die. (snickers) But at least beets arn't inanimate objects that speak to me.
(Culdee then starts shaking the beat and speaking in a low voice)
Beet: Hey there Culdee.
Culdee: NO!
(Culdee throws the beet away. He then walks up and grabs it again)
Beet: How ya doing?
Culdee: SHUT UP!
(Culdee eats a huge chunk off the beat. He then walks back to his lighthouse)
Culdee: I've been spending time, in my lighthouse, away from everyone.
(Culdee then sees Lil Fred on his phone watching videos)
Culdee: Well, almost everyone. That way, I can't hurt nobody. I can't hurt nobody else.
(Culdee gets flashbacks to the rioters)
Rioters: (Flashback) DEATH TO METAL FELL! DEATH TO METAL FELL! DEATH TO METAL FELL!
(It then shows Culdee looking at a farm filled with minecraft sheeps)
Culdee: The only friends I have, are my sheeps-
(A sheep then bites another sheep. Culdee starts beating it with an axe)
Culdee: STOP! STOP STOP!
(Culdee beats the sheep to death)
Culdee: He was getting violent. I had no choice.
Sheep 5: BAAAAA!
(Culdee is then seen back at the beet farm)
Culdee: The beets are my only friends. Nobody else. And I plan to keep it that way.
(Suddenly clucking is heard. Culdee looks down and sees a minecraft chicken. He instantly recognizes him)
Culdee: Feigi!?
Chicken: Bawk bawk bawk!
Culdee: What are you doing here?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: You thought I needed a friend? Someone to talk to? To see if I was alright?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
(Culdee brings out his axe)
Culdee: Lies. You were there that day, Feigi.
(A flashback shows Culdee at a cobblestone shack at Beacontown during "Me, Culdee and I")
Culdee: (Flashback) Okay! I just need to find a way to be able to stop the evil Culdee so I can get back in Pensacola!
(It then shows Feigi inside a cage)
Feigi: (Flashback) Bawk bawk bawk!
Culdee: (Flashback) Shut up Feigi! I'm trying to come up with a plan! God, I can't wait till I cook you.
(The flashback ends)
Culdee: Someone needs to be held responsible for what happened! And I know just the trick to make you talk. Come with me Feigi-
(Suddenly another chicken comes up)
Culdee: AHHH! FAKE FEIGI!
(Culdee beats Fake Feigi with an axe killing him. He then turns around to see Feigi walking away)
Culdee: DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME FEIGI!
(Culdee grabs him and walks into the lighthouse)
Culdee: We have ways to make you talk.
(Culdee walks into the lighthouse and pulls a lever which reveals a secret passage. He walks down there revealing a sheep in a boat being beaten by a robotic hand that is holding a stick. Culdee grabs the sheep and throws him away. He puts Feigi into the boat and straps him so he won't escape)
Culdee: Pull it Fred.
(Lil Fred pulls a lever causing the machine to activate. The machine starts beating Feigi)
Culdee: That's right Feigi! This can stop any moment! Just tell me who you're working for!
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: What's that? It feels good? Like a back massage? NO! You're sick! Wait does it actually.
(Culdee gets in the boat only to be beaten by the stick)
Culdee: Ow. Ow. Ow.
(Feigi looks at Culdee)
Culdee: Don't look at me like that sicko!
(The machine then pushes Culdee out of the boat. It then cuts to Culdee throwing Feigi into a jail cell)
Culdee: You stay here and think about what you done!
(Culdee slams the door. A few hours later. Culdee comes back in with walmart bags)
Culdee: (Singing) I'M BAAACK!
(Culdee then looks to the floor and sees that Feigi has laid an egg)
Culdee: So you brought a present for me huh?
(Culdee then throws the egg on the floor smashing it)
Culdee: THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR PRESENT!
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: That's okay? You didn't want a child anyway? Oh I see. I see. Well anyways...
(Culdee brings out a can of beetroot soup and drinks it)
Culdee: Mmm! Delicious beet room suit!
(Culdee continues to drink it)
Culdee: Oh I wish you could try this but Chickens can't eat beetroot!
(Culdee continues drinking it in front of him)
Culdee: Alright. Enough of that.
(Culdee grabs Feigi and leashes him outisde)
Culdee: Your sleeping outside tonight. And if you get kidnapped, then boo hoo. If your ready to talk. I'll be in my lighthouse. Goodnight foul fiend!
(Culdee heads into his lighthouse. The next day, he comes back out)
Culdee: Alright Feigi, you ready to talk now-
(Culdee looks to the ground and sees that Feigi made a cake)
Culdee: ... What is this?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: You made me a cake? Is it poisoned? Why did you do it?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk!
Culdee: Because you love me- SHUT UP!
(Culdee stomps on the cake sending peices flying everywhere)
Culdee: That's what I think about your stupid cake!
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: What's that? That's fine because you can bake me another- WELL I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID CAKE!
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: I have ways to make you talk!
(It shows a montage of Culdee creating some sort of device. He finishes it by adding a few bells)
Culdee: Alright! Let's see how you like THIS!
(Culdee pulls the lever causing the bells to rapidly play loudly)
Culdee: How do you like this you sicko! You can have all the beetroot in the world! Just tell me, who the hell are you working for!?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: What's that? This song is popping? Is this the new Alicia Keys- NO! It may sound similar but it's not! It's fine. Because it's time to iniate phase 2! And trust me! You are not gonna like this!
(He ties Feigi by his by his body and builds a tower. He then ties Feigi to the tower to make it look like he is hanging from it.
Culdee: How you feeling now Feigi?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: What's that? You're flying? It's a dream come true? DAMN IT! You know what? How about we heat it up a bit!
(He then lights the bottom on fire)
Culdee: Oh do you smell that? That's the smell of a burning liar! Now tell me Feigi! Who are you working for!?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk!
Culdee: What's that? You like the heat? It's getting cold up in here? DAMN IT!
(Culdee then smells something else burning. He looks behind him and sees that the floor behind him is on fire)
Culdee: WHA!? FEIGI! DID YOU DO THIS!
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: So you did!? Oh that does it! You know what! That's the last straw! I didn't have to to this, but you left me no choice. I am going to throw you off of the lighthouse.
(Culdee unties Feigi)
Culdee: Come.
Feigi: BAwk bawk bawk!
Culdee: I'll glady follow you anywhere- SHUT UP!
(Culdee head into his room)
Culdee: Wait there.
(Culdee heads into his room and looks through boxes. He then brings out a drawing of three stick figures with yellow faces. One of them is wearing a blue hat, another one is bald but has a short moustache and the third one is bald with no features)
Culdee: These were the characters I drew when I was like 11. Ahhh sweet memories.
(Culdee puts the picture back into a box. He then brings out the Metal Fell mask)
Culdee: Metal Fell activate.
(The mask then glows and the body starts growing all over Culdee turning him into the Metal Fell)
Metal Fell: Time to end this.
(Metal Fell walks up to Feigi)
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk!
Metal Fell: Nice suit? SHUT UP!
(Metal Fell drags Feigi all the way to the top of the lighthouse)
Metal Fell: Well Feigi, this is it. This seams like a huge fall. Two bad one of us knows how to fly! Goodbye, Feigi!
(Metal Fell throws Feigi off of the lighthouse and jumps with him)
Metal Fell: Don't worry Feigi, things will go fine... for me- Huh?
(Metal Fell then sees the floor that Feigi burnt, it is revealed it has a message saying, "I love you")
Metal Fell: Wha.
(Metal Fell reads the message and remembers all the good things Feigi done for him)
Metal Fell: "I love you".
(Metal Fell lands on the ground)
Metal Fell: Oh my god. What have I done. He was my only friend. Oh god.
(Metal Fell is seen crying next to the fire message while behind him, Feigi is seen slowly falling to the ground)
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Metal Fell: Not now Feigi. I'm crying over your loss. Wait!
(Metal Fell looks behind him)
Metal Fell: FEIGI!
(Metal Fell takes off his mask and hugs him)
Culdee: I am so sorry for everything I did Feigi. Will you ever forgive me?
Feigi: Bawk bawk bawk.
Culdee: What's that Feigi? You want a diamond? What would a chicken want diamonds for? Well whatever Feigi wants, he gets!
(Culdee grabs a shiny diamond from one of his boxes)
Culdee: I've been holding onto this ever since I found it at the cobblestone shack!
(Culdee gives Feigi the diamond)
Culdee: Here you go pal!
(Suddenly Feigi's eyes and the diamond turn red)
Culdee: Wait what?
(Feigi then absorbs the diamond. He transforms into a giant Chicken monstrosity)
Feigizilla: (deep voice) Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.
Culdee: WHAT THE!?
(Feigizilla shoots lazers out of his mouth)
Culdee: Feigi!
(Culdee dodges a lazer)
Culdee: What is the meaning of this!?
Feigizilla: Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.
Culdee: You work for Onion Cream!? Oh my god I should have known.
Feigizilla: Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.
Culdee: When I was moving, Onion Cream thought this was a perfect chance to kill one of Trikkiboy's employees!?
Feigizilla: Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.
Culdee: But... I trusted you.
(Feigizilla shoots more lasers at him. Culdee presses a button that resets his suit)
Metal Fell: I'm sorry...
(Metal Fell blasts at Feigizilla hurting him)
Feigizilla: BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Feigizilla continues to shoot at Metal Fell. Metal Fell then charges at him. He then punches his heart out killing him. Feigizilla falls to the ground dead. Metal Fell looks at his corpse with a sad face)
Metal Fell: Feigi... I will never forget you.
(Metal Fell does a salute. He then presses a button that hides his suit)
Culdee: I think it's time.
(Culdee heads back into the lighthouse. Lil Fred is seen watching videos when he walks up to him)
Culdee: Lil Fred, back your bags!
Lil Fred: "Honk" (Why?)
Culdee: We are moving back to Pensacola
(Lil Fred gets a shocked face. It then cuts to a few hours later. Culdee and Lil Fred are seen loading boxes back into the car. They are wearing rain jackets since it is now night time and a storm is going on.
Culdee: Make sure the storm doesn't get the boxes wet.
Lil Fred: "honk" (So why did you want to go back to Pensacola all of a sudden)
Culdee: I- Well. I just get homesick easily. Besides, Minnesota isn't the place it used to be anymore and... I miss my friends.
Lil Fred: "honk" (I see)
(Lil Fred then looks out into the sea. He then sees a giant wave coming towards them)
Culdee: Lil Fred, what are you looking at. We're almost done packing.
Lil Fred: "honk" (TSUNAMI!)
Culdee: What!?
(The tsunami then falls over them)
Culdee: CRAP! LIL FRED GET IN THE CAR NOW!
(The two run to the car but the tsunami falls on them causing the water to splash everywhere. It destroys the light house and sends the two in the water along with the car. Culdee is seen swimming around looking for Lil Fred)
Culdee: LIL FRED! LIL FRED WHERE ARE YOU!
(Culdee then sees Lil Fred on a floating peice of wood knocked out)
Culdee: Oh thank god-
(Before Culdee can get to Lil Fred another wave comes up and pushes him away)
Culdee: NO!
(The car then comes up floating and knocks Culdee out cold. The chapter cuts to black)
==CHAPTER TWENTY ONE - THE PEN MART MASSSACRE!==
SYNOPSIS - The premiere has started for the long awaited Good Guy 2, and everyone is waiting to buy it. However, Chucky, inspired by Chef v1000's words, starts out his very own masssacre during the premiere. It is up to AsphaltianOof and his friends to stop the killer doll!
WARNING! This chapter will contain lotsa gorey material! Viewer discretion is advised.
(It starts with Chef Pee Pee asleep in his bed. Bowser is seen walking up)
Bowser: Aw, look at him. Sleeping like an angel.
(Bowser then grabs a bull horn)
Bowser: CHEF PEE PEE!
(Chef Pee Pee wakes up)
Chef Pee Pee: GAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT BOWSER!?
Bowser: Don't raise your voice at me! I want you to take Junior to the Pen Mart!
Chef Pee Pee: And why should I do that?
Bowser: Don't you remember all those weeks ago?!
(It shows a flashback to a few weeks ago. Junior is seen walking up to the couch and grabs the remote)
Junior: Alright! Let's see what's on TV!
(Junior turns on the TV)
Narrator: HEY YOU! Are you a kid!? Do you like toys!? Do you have no friends? Well do I have the best toy of the year for you! Introducing, The Good Guy 2! The Good Guy 2 is the perfect friend for your lonely child! He can be called many names, and you can also stylize him with accsesories bought from your nearby store. He can sing songs, and play games! It can also control Pen Co related electronics such as drones, hoovers and even the AC! You will never have to make friends again! He's more than a toy, he's your best friend! Come to the Pen Mart next sunday and go to the premiere, to get your first Good Guy 2! (quick talking) Pen Toys Co is not responsible for your toy taking a mind of it's own and going on a rampage and will not pay life assurance.
Junior: ...
(Junior runs off. He runs into Bowser's room)
Junior: DAD DAD DAD!
Bowser: What do you want Junior? I hate you!
Junior: Dad! Theres this new toy that's going to premiere next sunday at the Pen Mart! Can I to the premiere!? Please please please!?
Bowser: Fine. Chef Pee Pee will take you.
Junior: Thanks dad! I love you!
Bowser: Oh please don't get mushy about it. Bleh.
(The flashback ends)
Chef Pee Pee: Ohhhh yeah. Well i'm tired and I can't go.
Bowser: Just get up and drive him there! The premiere will only last for 6 hours!
Chef Pee Pee: I am not spending 6 hours going to a stupid store!
Bowser: I'll add another minute to your 5 minute lunch break.
(Chef Pee Pee runs off, grabs Junior, runs in the car and drives off. It then cuts to Sunny's house. Asp, Azaz and Buckaroo are seen watching TV. On the TV shows an anthropromorphic onion and a female pumpkin. Romantic music is playing in the background)
Onion: Oh my sweet pumpkin pie, I love you like stars in the sky!
Pumpkin: Well I don't love you.
(The music stops and Onion frowns)
Pumpkin: You make me cry and you smell like fish.
Buckaroo: Man poor Onion.
Azaz: I know right.
AsphaltianOof: Well maybe she made the right decision.
Buckaroo: True. I still hate to imagine what their child might look like.
Azaz: Well i'm getting thirsty. HEY SUNNY! CAN YOU GET US SOME SPRITE!
Sunny: Get it yourself freeloader!
Azaz: Ugh. I'll be right back.
(Azaz leaves the couch and walks to the kitchen)
Azaz: Stupid flower, not getting me my sprite. I'm not a freeloader! I can get stuff by myself.
(Azaz opens the fridge only to find that there is no sprite)
Azaz: Ah s***.
(Azaz walks back to the living room)
Buckaroo: Well, wheres your sprite?
Azaz: We ran out.
Buckaroo: RAN OUT!
AsphaltianOof: That's okay! Sunny can buy some more.
(Sunny comes downstairs)
Sunny: I can't I got a meeting with Crash in a few minutes. I'll be at the town hall for the rest of the morning?
Azaz: What kind of meeting are you even going to?
Sunny: A VERY important one.
(Sunny goes into her purse and brings out $6 and gives it to Azaz)
Sunny: Here's $6. You can buy a pack of sprite with this. I'll be going now. You boys behave.
(Sunny leaves)
Buckaroo: Well I guess we're gonna have to go to grocery store and get some)
Azaz: But none of the stores open this early!
AsphaltianOof: Well the Pen Mart is open! We can go there!
Buckaroo: Good idea Asp! Let's go to Pen Mart!
(The three exit the house and walk off. It then cuts back to the Pen Mart. In the back room, some employees are seen)
Pen Mart Employee 1: Man why do I have to wear the suit!
Pen Mart Employee 2: Because you are the exact height for it! You don't wanna get fired do you?
Pen Mart Employee 1: "sigh" No.
Pen Mart Employee 2: Good. The premiere starts in a minutes, so get that costume on.
Pen Mart Employee 1: "sigh"
(Employee 2 walks off, however he doesn't notice a small figure behind a pillar. Once he passes the pillar, Chucky runs out with a rope and ties it around his neck)
Pen Mart Employee 2: WHAT THE!?
(Chucky pulls the rope strangling him. The employee runs out of breath and falls to the ground dead)
Chucky: Nothing like a strangulation to get the circulation going.
(Chucky grabs a key card from the corpse and runs off. It then cuts back out to the Pen Mart. A bunch of people are seen waiting while around a stage. Two of those people are Chef Pee Pee and Junior)
Junior: Oh Chef Pee Pee! I can't believe we are at the premiere of the Good Guy 2! I'm excited to get my first doll!
Chef Pee Pee: Why do you even want a stupid doll anyways?
Junior: Chef Pee Pee, it can control drones.
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah but only if the drones are made from Pen Co. Stuff from Pen Co is expensive. "sigh" At least Bowser gave me his credit card so I don't have to use my money.
Junior: True.
(Asp, Azaz and Buckaroo are seen coming in)
Azaz: Alright. Let's get our package of sprite!
Buckaroo: Right!
(The three run off. It then cuts to the back room. Employee 1 is seen angrilly walking towards a door)
Pen Mart Employee 1: Stupid job. I didn't want to dress up for stupid kids.
(He grabs a key card and slides it causing a door to open. He enters and the door close behind him. Chucky's hand is also seen swiping the card. He enters. The employee then walks up to a giant suit that looks like a Good Guy 2. He puts the suit on and then puts on the head. It then shows inside the giant mask the employee's face. Suddenly a knife comes out and stabs the employee in the throat making him heavilly bleed and walk around all loopy. It cuts back to the stage)
All: Good guy! Good guy! Good guy! Good guy! Good guy!
Junior: Oh Chef Pee Pee I am so excited!
Chef Pee Pee: (plaintivley) Woo hoo.
(It cuts to the soda isle. Azaz looks around the shelves)
Azaz: Sprite sprite sprite sprite. AHA!
(Azaz finds a back and grabs it)
Azaz: I got the sprite!
Buckaroo: Noice!
(The three then hear the customers chanting)
AsphaltianOof: What are they chanting about?
Azaz: Prolly about refunds. People these days.
(AsphaltianOof then sees the signs for the Good Guy 2. He gets flashbacks of all of his encounters with Chucky)
Azaz: Asp, what is it?
(Az sees the signs)
Azaz: Oh no.
Buckaroo: What?
Azaz: I forgot they were premiering the Good guy 2 today. We should get out of here before Asp gets a heart attack.
Buckaroo: Good idea!
(The three run to the cash counter. The cashier is seen turned around)
Azaz: Excuse me sir, but we need to buy this pack of sprite and pronto!
(The cashier doesn't turn around)
Azaz: Uhhh sir?
(Still no answer)
AsphaltianOof: Sir?
(Asp touches turns him around only to reveal that he was stabbed to death in the face)
Buckaroo: JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!
Azaz: I think theres a murderer on the loose!
Buckaroo: Who do you think did it?
AsphaltianOof: No clue. But he still might be here.
Announcer: Welcome customers! We are happy that you come! And now, it's time for the main attraction, The Good Guy 2!
(The curtains open and out comes Pen Mart Employee 1 still in his Good Guy 2 costume. He is still seen walking around all droopy. It shows a POV shot of him. His vision is going a little loopy)
Junior: IT'S THE GOOD GUY 2!
Chef Pee Pee: NOT SO LOUD!
Junior: Sorry. I'm gonna go talk to him!
(Junior walks up to the stage and faces Pen Mart Employee 1)
Junior: Hey Good Guy 2! I saw your commercial and I can say that I am instantly a big fan! I just got one question for you? How do you know how to fly the drones? Is there like a chip in your brain that does it?
(Pen Mart Employee 1 kneels down to face him. He then takes off the giant Good Guy 2 head reavealing his face which is now covered in blood from the stabbing)
Junior: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Brooklyn Guy who was in the crowd quickly runs off and comes back with his doctor outfit. He runs to Pen Mart Employee 1)
Brooklyn Guy: It's okay sir! I'm a doctor! I'll bandage you up!
(Brooklyn Guy goes into his first aid kit and brings out some bandages and some hydrogen poroxide and fixes him up. Asp, Azaz and Buckaroo come out and see what happened)
Azaz: Oh my god.
Buckaroo: What happened?
(Suddenly the TV screens on showcase start turning static)
Brooklyn Guy: What the hell?
(The TVs then show Chucky's face)
Chucky: Greetings citizens of Pensacola. (slightly angered) And AsphaltianOof.
AsphaltianOof: Chucky!?
Brooklyn Guy: Wait you know him?
Buckaroo: He fought that doll two times!
Chucky: Anyways, you are probably wondering how I am not dead. Well you know what I used to say Asp, you can just never keep a good guy down. Also anyways, I have been pushed back for too long! Ever since summer, I've been devastated over being betrayed by my friend AsphaltianOof! I have been beaten up, cooked alive, mauled alive and then LANDED IN A PUDDLE OF ANIMAL FECES!
Buckaroo: Heh. Sounded like he deserved all of that.
Chucky: SHUT UP JACK**S!
Buckaroo: Wait, he can hear me?
Chucky: Microphone. Anyways, enough of the boring stuff. Because now, it's time...
(Chucky brings out his knife)
Chucky: To play.
(A bunch of drones on display then start glowing red)
Azaz: The hell?
(The drones then take flight. One charges at Pen Mart Employee 1 slicing his neck killing him. The audience starts running around screaming while Asp is trying to remove the handcuffs. A bunch of people are seen running away from the store. Chucky sees this on the cameras)
Chucky: Oh no you don't.
(Chucky presses a button activating lockdown. Metal Doors start slowly approaching the walls. Asp is seen still struggling to remove the handcuffs)
Chucky: (voice) I'm everywhere Asp. You can't ditch me now.
(Asp looks into the crowd and sees Chucky standing there holding a knife with the blood of Pen Mart Employee 1 on it)
Chucky: See? They're all leaving you. But not me.
(A bunch of people then run by chucky)
Citizen 5: THIS WAY! I KNOW THE WAY OUT!
(Once the citizens are out of view, Chucky is seen to have disapeared. It then shows Junior running through the store)
Junior: Chef Pee Pee!? Chef Pee Pee, where are you!?
(Junior doesn't know that a drone is seen looking at him. Once he turns around, the drone charges at him)
Junior: GAH!
(Before the drone can get to Junior, Chef Pee Pee runs up and grabs the drone. The drone does cut him a few times but Chef Pee Pee slams the drone on the floor breaking it)
Chef Pee Pee: That was a close one-
(Chef Pee Pee then gets attacked a big rc car that bumps into him)
Junior: Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: Don't worry about it! You run and find a way to escape. I'll find another way sooner or later.
(Junior then runs through the isles. Some robotic teddy bears are seen activating with red eyes. A man runs past Junior only for the teddy bear to jump on the man and maul him to death. Junior continues running, he then runs past Azaz)
Azaz: Asp! Asp where are you!?
(Azaz continues running around. He eventually runs into a blood covered Buckaroo)
Azaz: "screams"
(Buckaroo slaps Azaz)
Buckaroo: WHERE IS ASP!?
(The two then see AsphaltianOof with his leg stuck on a hole on the ground. A man is seen on the floor, a teddy bear then drags him and kills him offscreen. The teddy bear then comes out and looks at Asp)
Teddy Bear: "growls"
(Asp continues to try to free his foot while the Teddy Bear continues to slowly approaches him. Once he's about to hurt him, Buckaroo comes out and shoots the Teddy Bear with his rifle. They pull Asp out of the hole freeing him)
Buckaroo: Let's get going.
(Buckaroo walks off with Asp and Azaz following him. They are seen walking around with no clue)
Azaz: Wheres the exit?
Junior: Hey guys!
(Junior is seen next to a door where the lockdown door is jammed due to a shopping cart. Buckaroo, Azaz and Junior crawl out of there. Asp is about to crawl with them but then hears Chucky laugh. He turns around and sees Chucky waving at him. He then crawls through a vent and leaves)
Buckaroo: Asp, come on! Let's go!
AsphaltianOof: I can't just let him go like that.
Azaz: If we stay, we all die!
AsphaltianOof: What if he does this again! And besides, we can't give him a Karma Houdini after all he's done!
Junior: Asp, theres more to life then punishing someone to prevent a Karma Houdini. We need to go now!
(Asp then thinks for a bit)
AsphaltianOof: You're right, let's go.
(Buckaroo, Azaz and Junior run off, however instead of running with them, Asp kicks the shopping cart unjamming the lockdown door closing it. Buckaroo and the others see this)
Buckaroo: ASP! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
AsphaltianOof: It's my fault this happened. I caused this to happen, I can stop it.
Azaz: THAT'S SUICIDE!
AsphaltianOof: I can't let you guys get hurt. I'm sorry.
Buckaroo: ASP NO-
(The doors then shut. AsphaltianOof grabs a nearby chainsaw and a flamethrower. He puts the two together)
AsphaltianOof: Alright Chucky. You wanna play? Let's play.
(Asp runs off while Buckaroo and Azaz can be heard screaming behind the door. Asp then crawls into the vent and crawls after Chucky. He then enters the Incinerator room from Child's Play! He then sees Chucky standing next to a control box)
Chucky: Funny. This room looks familiar. I wonder why? Oh wait. I remember. This was the room where you killed me.
AsphaltianOof: I did not kill you. You killed yourself. I tried to save you but you just bit me and fallen into the fan chopping you up into peices. I'm not letting you run away. Not after all the innocent people you killed.
Chucky: You people always making a big deal of Karma Houdinis.
(Chucky then pulls a lever activating the incinerator fan)
Chucky: Let's get his over with.
(Chucky then grabs his knife and charges at Asp. Asp uses his chainsaw to slice off one of Chucky's hands causing him to bleed heavily)
AsphaltianOof: What the!? How are you bleeding!?
Chucky: Well I guess somethings you don't see everyday just happen.
(Chucky then replaces his hand with his knife)
Chucky: Now where were we.
(Chucky charges at Asp. Asp turns on his flamethrower and shoots flames at Chucky. Chucky then summersaults behind a bunch of boxes. Asp then walks over the the boxes)
AsphaltianOof: It's over Chucky. Surrender now!
(Chucky doesn't answer)
AsphaltianOof: Have it your way, creep.
(Asp shoots flames at the boxes burning them. Hower, behind Asp are more boxes, and behind those boxes is Chucky holding a gas can. He jumps at Asp and throws gasoline at him only for Asp to cartwheel out of the way causing the gasoline to meet the fire and cause it to burn more. It is then revealed Chucky split more gasoline causing the fire to block the exits and start closing in on the two)
AsphaltianOof: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Chucky: If I can't kill anymore citizens, i'll have you instead.
(Asp looks around and sees the flames closing in on them. Asp closes his eyes and so does Chucky. Then suddenly, Iron Flower X comes bursting through the wall and grabs Asp. Chucky sees this and gets angry. Suddenly the flames stop. Chucky smiles)
Chucky: HA-
(Suddenly the power controls explode causing the incinerator room to explode also exploding Chucky into a bloody mess. It then shows outside the Pen Mart. The Pen Mart is seen with a chunk of it destroyed due to the incinerator room explosion. Iron Flower X then carries Asp down to save him. She takes off her mask)
AsphaltianOof: Thanks for the help Sunny.
Sunny: I have been at the meeting for only a few hours and this happened. What were you guys doing?
Buckaroo: We wern't doing anything. Chucky did.
Sunny: Chucky? I thought he was dead. I thought he was dead at least two times!
Azaz: Well he's dead this time. For good. I hope.
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons come out holding the remains of Chucky)
Brooklyn Guy: We found what seams to the remains of the killer doll.
Simmons: Since it is evidence we're gonna have to take it away, but just incase, we'll put it somewhere where nobody will ever bring him back.
AsphaltianOof: Good!
(The cops leave)
Buckaroo: Welp, glad that is over.
Azaz: True. Hopefully we don't deal with another villain for a while now. I'm tired.
Animatronic MarioFan2009: DON'T TEMPT FATE!
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 looks at Azaz with stern eyes and runs off)
Azaz: Jeez. And I thought cliffhangers were the only things that piss him off.
Buckaroo: True. Let's get going.
(The four walk off. It then cuts to the outskirts of town. Animatronic MarioFan2009 is seen walking around)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Stupid people always tempting fate and making cliffhangers. Maybe I should just move away like Culdee did.
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 then sees Chef v2 next to a tree)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Hey look! Theres Chef v2! Hey Chef v2!
(Chef v2 sees AMF2009)
Chef v2: GAH!
(Chef v2 runs off)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Hey, where are you going?
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 runs after him. He then goes behind a tree and sees Chef v2 entering a shadowy area)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: The hell?
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 then enters the shadows with him. He then enters the shadow tunnels)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: What the hell is this place?
(AMF2009 then sees Chef v2)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: (To himself) Is that Chef v2? Where is he going?
(Chef Pee Pee then comes out the building)
Junior: Chef Pee Pee! You're alive!
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah. But what did I miss.
Junior: Well it all started with this doll who caused this massacre and then this pink blockhead guy came in and...
(While Junior is still talking, Animatronic MarioFan2009 silently follows Chef v2 as the chapter fades to black)
== CHAPTER TWENTY TWO - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CULDEEFELL13? PART 1 ==
SYPNOSIS - After the events of the tsunami at Minnesota, Culdee has found himself stranded on an island however he does come up with a few ways to escape! Will he succeed?
One day after tsunami...
(It starts off with a POV shot of Culdee waking up groaning. It then goes back to the third person view. Culdee is seen fully waken up. He then gets a shocked face realizing what happened)
Culdee: Oh no! No no no no NO!
(Culdee sees that the tsunami has dragged him to an island. He looks out to shore and sees nothing in the distance. Culdee tries to get up but realizes his left leg is stuck under a giant piece of the truck. He tries to move it but it is too heavy for him. He kicks it with his right leg so hard that more giant car rubble falls onto him crushing Culdee's leg)
Culdee: "screaming in pain"
(Culdee is seen in heavy pain over his broken leg. He then sees RH's admin sword. He grabs it and the chapter cuts to black)
Two days after tsunami...
(It shows the shore of the island. Culdee is seen walking up to it. His left leg is now replaced by a robotic leg. It looks at the ocean with a determined face)
Culdee: I'm coming for you guys.
(It then cuts to black again. It then shows static. It is then shown from a POV of a camera that Culdee is working on inside a metal base he made. He then notices the camera is on)
Culdee: YES! HAHA! WOO! It works! Take that science! To Rh, Endless, or anyone who can hear me! This is CuldeeFell13!
(Culdee then accidentally presses a button shutting the power off. He then turns it back on)
Culdee: Meh. So heres whats up! At Minnesota I was planning to move back to Pensacola when there was a tsunami that messed up my lighthouse "sigh" and... serperated me from my plush (Lil Fred), but luckily I was able to make it alive in 1 peice. Well... sort of.
(Culdee then brings out his robot leg on the table)
Culdee: Eh? Ehh? Pretty cool Robot Leg! I'm still working on it. Maybe add some jets or a can opener. Anyways, i've activated a distress beacon so when you see this transmission, you'll be able to pinpoint my location and come get me. "sigh" I've made efforts to get off this sand hell myself...
(It shows one of Culdee's attempts. He is seen wearing goggles and looking at the ocean. Culdee is seen swimming away)
Culdee: Oh wait, I can't swim.
(Culdee then slowly sinks down. It cuts back to present Culdee)
Culdee: It did not go great. In the mean time I put together a pretty boss shelter. I've got a bed, a calender marking the days i've been here, and uhhh the family room.
(Culdee brings out a picture of him and Lil Fred)
Culdee: God. I hope he's alright. Look, Rh, Endless, MarioFan, if any of you are watching this, I promise I will find a way out of this dump! Nothing can stop CuldeeFell13-
(Suddenly a giant crash is heard outside)
Culdee: THE HELL!?
(Culdee runs outside and is heard screaming)
Culdee: WHAT ARE YOU!?
???: YEAH!
(More crashing is heard. It then fast forwards to a couple minutes later. Culdee is seen with an exhausted face and a couple bite marks)
Culdee: Good news. I am not alone.
(Culdee removes his robotic leg and pours sand out of it. He screws it back on)
Culdee: Bad news. There is a horrorfying Sand Shark out there trying to eat me. Lesson learned about Sand Sharks, they are sharks made out of sand and they can also quickly dig underground. Also fun fact, they are attracted to gold. But there is no way there is gold in this deserted island. "laughs" Or is there. Hightly doubt it. Anyways, i'll update you guys tommorow.
(Culdee then goes to his callender and draws another line)
3 days after tsunami...
(Culdee is seen with slighty longer hair and slighty messy clothes)
Culdee: So it's been about a week. Hadn't heard back from any one.
(Culdee taps his fingers on the table)
Culdee: I need to find another way to call for help. Luckily, I found this in the wreckage!
(Culdee brings out his phone)
Culdee: I don't have any signal on this due to well.. come on. But I did save some pictures and put them on my phone just incase.
(Culdee swipes through his phone and brings out a picture of a manual that shows a page of how to survive a shipwreck)
Culdee: Okay! "How to survive a shipwreck! Create a signal for passing ships!" Sounds easy!
(It then cuts to a few hours later. Culdee using car parts and branches to make a sign. Culdee then gets finished and goes ontop of a rock and sees his message)
Culdee: "Hey Users, it's me Culdee! I'm alive on an island! Send help and snacks. I hate feeding off Coconut milk. Sincerely, Culdee!". Perfect!
(Suddenly the ground is heard shaking)
Culdee: "gasp"
(Suddenly a shark made out of sand with red eyes comes out of the ground and looks at Culdee's message)
Culdee: Oh no!
Sand Shark: YEAH!
(The sand shark then trashes the message sending peices everywhere. Culdee looks in shock. The sand shark then sees the word Culdee and spits on it causing it to disintergrate)
Culdee: Now that was really unneccisary!
(The sand shark digs back into the ground. Culdee looks at the remains of his message)
Culdee: "sigh"
(It then cuts to an hour later. Culdee is seen just finished making an S when he sees he ran out of scraps)
Culdee: Ugh. Not enough scraps for a full SOS. Need something to get at least RH's attention.
(Culdee thinks. He then assorts the S into the shape of a Chicken wing)
Culdee: NAILED IT!
1 weeks after tsunami...
Culdee: ... I got nothing to say. I just want to leave this island.
(Culdee then hears the ground shaking)
Culdee: DO NOT MESS WITH ME SAND SHARK!
(Culdee looks out the window and sees the sand shark)
Sand Shark: YEAH!
(Culdee then gets a shocked face as he sees a boat heading by. Culdee runs back to the camera)
Culdee: I got something to say! I'm coming home!
(Culdee runs back outside and confronts the sand shark)
Culdee: HEY!
Sand Shark: YEAH!?
Culdee: Let's make a deal! You leave my SOS alone for like 10 seconds, and once i'm off this island, you can eat my whole damn car! Eh? EH!?
(The sand shark looks at Culdee. He then bites onto a peice of the SOS)
Culdee: OH NO YOU DON'T!
(Culdee grabs the peice only for the sand shark to swing him around. Culdee then disattachtes his robot leg and beats the sand shark with it)
Culdee: Let. It. GO!
(The sand shark throws Culdee to a wall causing a huge sand storm to happen. The ship then sees this)
Sailor: I don't see any thing. But I do see a sand storm.
Captain: ehh they happen all the time. Let's head back to Pensacola.
(The ship goes away)
Culdee: NO! WAIT! COME BACK!
(It is to late as the ship is out of sight. Culdee falls to the floor. He starts to silently cry but then wipes the tears out of his eyes)
Culdee: "exhale" Okay. New plan.
(It then cuts back to the camera)
Culdee: Plan C! I am going to build a super powered boat known as the Spear of Tobias! I mean how hard can it be? It's just boat science!
(Culdee brings out a book and opens to a page only for a bunch of flaps to fall out)
Culdee: Ohh boy.
(It then cuts to Culdee on the floor reading the plans)
Culdee: Focus Culdee! Like what Rh used to say, do things by the book!
(Culdee then sees on the book a cartoony version of Finkleshitz with a speech bubble next to him saying, "Building a boat is so easy, even CuldeeFell13 could do it!". Culdee gets angry and rips the book into pieces and stomps on it)
Culdee: Good thing Rh is not here.
(It then shows a montage of Culdee working on the Spear of Tobias. He is seen collecting nearby car parts. He puts two plugs together only for them to brutally shock him revealing his skeleton in the process. Culdee carries more parts only for a small part to come falling. Culdee catches it only for the rest to go tumbling down. Culdee is then seen using a huge wrench to fix a screw. He does it only for gas to shoot on his face freezing it. Culdee is then seen succesfully carrying the parts and gets to building it. He then steps back)
Culdee: TADA!
(It is then revealed that the boat looks a little off. It then falls into pieces. Culdee goes back into his shelter and tapes the book back together and continues to read. He eventually gets tired and falls asleep)
2 weeks after tsunami...
(It cuts back to a POV shot of the camera)
Culdee: Okay! It took..
(Culdee loses count and thinks a bit)
Culdee: Eh. A while, but I finally did it! I build the Spear of Tobias! (singing) 🎶Best builder evah!🎶
(It then cuts back outside. Culdee is seen operating the boat)
Culdee: Alright! Just got to turn this baby up and I'm on my way home!
(Culdee presses a few buttons and pulls a few levers. Culdee then puts his hand on the ignition switch. He looks at the picture of him and Lil Fred. He gets a determined face. He then pulls the ignition switch only for it to not work)
Culdee: "screams in rage"
(Culdee angrilly pounds the control table)
Culdee: COME ON!
(Culdee brings out his book)
Culdee: "Starting the engine. Turn key." Yeah. No duh book.
(Culdee continues reading. He then gets a shocked face. He then gets angry and crushes the book a bit. It cuts back to the camera shot)
Culdee: Wasn't enough that I had to get stranded on this god forsaken island, but this!? Finkleshitz had to use his stupid "Gold Tech" to make the engine run!
(Culdee shows a page of the book to the camera showing "Gold Tech is used to run to Spear of Tobias")
Culdee: HOW AM I GONNA FIND F***ING GOLD ON THIS F***ING ISLAND!?
(Culdee walks off angrilly and is heard throwing a tantrum throwing lots of metal junk. It then fast fowards showing that Culdee has calmed down)
Culdee: Okay. Well i've played Minecraft before. And if i'm correct, gold can mostly be found underground.
(Culdee grabs a pickaxe and some bottles of coconut milk)
Culdee: If theres gold underground, i'm gonna find it.
(Culdee starts to dig underground he digs until he is out of sigh of the camera)
3 weeks after tsunami
(Culdee is seen covered in dust)
Culdee: Welp. Theres no gold underground. Life lesson people, adventuring is a pain in the a**.
(Culdee removes his robot leg and works on it with a wratchet)
Culdee: You know sometimes theres a cursed idol, who turns into a demon. Or sometimes you crash land on an island, and try to stay alive. But a sand shark comes up and f***s everything up! Keeping you here, while you worry about your plush being dead-
(Culdee then breaks the wratchet)
Culdee: But you still got your health, a cool robot leg AND COCONUT MILK THAT MOCKS YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE DRINK-
(Culdee then clenches his jaw so hard causing his tooth to break)
Culdee: OW!
(Culdee pulls out his tooth revealing it to be a gold filling)
Culdee: A gold filling. (Excited) I HAD GOLD IN MY MOUTH THIS WHOLE TIME! (Angered) I had gold in my mouth this whole time!? (Normal) That's why my parents used to send me to the dentist as a kid! It wasn't about hygene at all! I got backup gold! Nothing can stop me now!
(Suddenly Culdee hears the ground shaking)
Culdee: "gasp"
(Culdee heads outside and sees the sand shark chewing on the Spear of Tobias)
Culdee: No no no no! Not this time!
(Culdee jumps out of his shelter window and lands on the Sand shark hitting it in the eye)
Sand Shark: "screams"
Culdee: GET. AWAY. FROM. MY. BOAAAAAT!
(The sand shark then squirms causing Culdee to fall off. The sand shark then bites off a chunk of the boat destroying it. Culdee charges at him only to get pushed back again causing him to drop his gold tooth. The sand shark then sees it)
Sand Shark: GOLD!
(Culdee runs up and grabs the gold tooth while the sand shark continues to chase after him)
Culdee: HAHA!
(The sand shark then tries to bite him only for Culdee to summersault away. He almost makes it to the shelter only for the sand shark to dig out of the ground in front of him. Culdee falls on the floor and closes his eyes. Suddenly, blue lasers come out and shoot the sand shark scaring it
Sand Shark: "screams"
(The sand shark digs back in the floor to run away)
Culdee: What the!?
???: DANG IT! I almost had him!
(Culdee looks to his right and sees two people. One has a cup for a head with a red and white straw on his head and is wearing red shorts and gold shoes with white gloves, a small red nose and a black shirt. The one who shot the shark has a mug head with a short blue straw, a big blue nose, a black shirt, blue shorts, white gloves and gold shoes)
Mugman: It just keeps getting away!
Cuphead: Well it's prolly because you have bad aim.
Mugman: Oh shut up Cuphead. You always make fun of me because i'm the youngest
Culdee: Okay I hate to interupt your argument but... what the hell is going on?! Like jesus christ. Did I drink too much coconut milk or am I seeing some china headed freaks.
Mugman: Who are you calling freak!?
Cuphead: Now now Muggy. This stoaway was prolly drunk or something.
Culdee: K, first of all I am 15 years old and not old enough to drink. Then again I do drink root bear alot and got wasted a few times. Second of all, who the hell are you?
Cuphead: Well my name is Cuphead and the blue p***y next to me is Mugman.
Mugman: OI!
Culdee: Okay, I guess i'll play along. My name is Glass Kid.
Cuphead: Those are our real names btw.
Culdee: Oh okay. Well my name is CuldeeFell13 and I got stuck here.
Mugman: Well I never seen you before on this island.
Culdee: So were you guys born here or did you get stuck here?
Cuphead: Well after a long fight with some black goat like demon we decided to take a vacation here.
Mugman: It was supposed to last for like a year but we couldn't leave because of this sand shark. He keeps on destroying our boats so we can't get out of here-
(Culdee is seen behind him drinking out of Mugman's straw)
Culdee: You taste worse than coconut milk.
(Mugman shoots Culdee knocking him down)
Culdee: OW!
Mugman: Now anyways, before I was RUDLEY INTERUPTED-
Cuphead: Short story, the sand shark here is not letting us leave.
Culdee: Well i've been having the same trouble with him. I just got seperated from my plush due to a tsunami and now i'm trapped here.
Cuphead: Yeah, welcome to the club pal.
Mugman: Hey wait a minute. Since Culdee is having trouble with the shark, maybe we should team up to defeat it!
Cuphead: Oh I got an idea. Since Culdee is having trouble with the shark, we should team up to defeat it!
Mugman: (angered) What a great idea, Cuphead.
Cuphead: Aw shucks.
(Suddenly the ground is heard shaking)
Cuphead: Uh oh.
(The Sand shark comes out of the ground and chases after them)
Mugman: I got him this time-
Cuphead: Nerp!
(Cuphead grabs Mugman and runs off)
Culdee: HEY WAIT UP!
(Culdee chases after them as the sand shark chases after the three)
Mugman: LET ME AT EM!
Cuphead: You'll get yourself killed!
(Cuphead then walks up to a small cave and jumps in it with Mugman. Culdee then jumps into the cave only to hit his head a few times on the way)
Culdee: OW OW OWO OW!
(Culdee eventually hits his head on a cave wall knocking him out cold .The sand shark tries to get in the cave but doesn't fit)
Sand Shark: "screams"
(The sand shark then goes back to digging in the sand. It then fades to Flower Bot 666 and Rh 5.0 walking around remains of part of Pensacola)
Rh 5.0: So, how’s the day been going lately?
Flower Bot 666: Pretty neat. I'm glad I was able to finally get off of that damn island.
Rh 5.0: Yeah. Also, I kinda regret ditching the others like a coward during the Crazed Robot Invasion, but at least I didn't end up like Dave and Glow.
Flower Bot 666: True. Dying is never worth it.
Rh 5.0: Well, lets see if this ship has anything to salvage.
Flower Bot 666: True. Although it is destroyed so it's not likely we'll find good things to salvage.
Rh 5.0: True. But it doesn't hurt for at least one check! Let's go!
Flower Bot 666: Right behind you!
(The two robots head inside the house. A few hours later, they came back with nothing)
Flower Bot 666: Told you there was nothing good.
Rh 5.0: Well, I did see a cake and it looked delicious, but I can't have it because.. you know.
(Flower Bot 666 looks down and sees a bunch of pieces of a black robot)
Flower Bot 666: Hello. What's this.
Rh 5.0: It looks a bunch of pieces of a robot.
Flower Bot 666: We should prolly tell the boss about this.
Rh 5.0: Good point!
(The two robots carry the pieces and fly off. It then switches to the base of Chef v1000. A bunch of robots are seen talking to each other)
Past Robotic Cat: And after Firestar redeemed herself, I took control of the Cat Star and she screwed everything up!
Fleegle: Huh. Reminds me of a few months ago where me and my friends starred in a show called "The Banana Splits", but because the show was cancelled, we decided to go on a killing spree. At least until Harley and his family had to screw everything up for us.
Past Robotic Cat: Well, that sucks.
(Rh 5.0 and Flower Bot 666 fly in holding the body)
Rh 5.0: We want to speak with Chef v1000!
Chef v2: Boss. Someone wants to talk to you!
(Chef v1000 walks in)
Chef v1000. Well, well, well. Rh 5.0 and FB666. Have you guys gotten anything to salvage?
Rh 5.0: Well so far we found pieces of another robot.
Chef v2: Wot?
Chef v3: Pieces out of all things?!
Chef v1000: Quiet, v23. I'm thinking it over. Let me see that body.
(Chef v1000 looks at it. He finds a wallet and looks in it. He finds some flies where the money should be)
Chef v1000: Jesus Christ, this guy is poor.
(Hatty brings out an ID and brings it to Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Why thank you, Hatty.
(Chef v1000 reads it)
Past Robotic Cat: What does it say boss?
Snorky: “honk” (Yeah!)
(Chef v1000 gets an evil smile on his face)
Chef v1000: v23, do we still have that robo update maker?
(The screen goes black. It then switches to Chef v2 and Chef v3 waiting outside a room)
Chef v2: Wonder when the boss is gonna be finished?
(Suddenly, the doors open. A bunch of smoke comes out. Chef v2 and Chef v3 look at this in surprise)
Chef v2: Oh... my God.
Chef v3: IT’S ALIVE!
(A figure comes out of the smoke revealing to be Dave from A Crazed Robot Invasion. However he is upgraded to a purple eye, purple armour, and a nameplate that says, "Dave 2.0")
Dave 2.0: Ready to serve...
(The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER TWENTY THREE - EVIL AROUND EVERY CORNER! PART 6 ==
Cecil Turtle: Wow. It took 11 chapters to get to the next part.
SYNOPSIS - Chef v1000 is wrapping up his army as he invites the pillagers to join. Meanwhile, Animatronic MarioFan2009 finds out about the invasion and requests for Chef v1000 to call the invasion off.
(It starts off with Chef v1000 sneaking around the city)
Chef v1000: Maybe I can be able to find something around here to help me in the invasion.
(Chef v1000 then sees a newspaper. He picks it up)
Chef v1000: "Popular gang known as the pillagers strikes again after stealing money from Beacontown. Luckily, they were caught."
(Chef v1000 looks up and smiles. It then cuts to black)
(It then fades to where we left off at chapter Twenty one. Animatronic MarioFan2009 is in the shadow tunnel and looks at Chef v2 walking off)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: (To Himself) What are you up to, v2?
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 silently follows him. The two then enter Goodman's Warehouse. Chef v2 enters a room with a dented door. Animatronic MarioFan2009 peeks from behind the door. He sees Chef v2 watching Fleegle, Flower Bot 666, Past Robotic Cat, RH 5.0 and Animatronic Badman playing roulette)
Fleegle: All right, place your bets. Come on, everybody. Come on. Any splits?
RH 5.0: Heya! Bring it here!
Past Robotic Cat: Alright!
Animatronic Badman: Bring it on!
Flower Bot 666: Let's wager.
(The robots place their money bets on the roulette table and Snorky spins the table.
Fleegle: Here we go!
Fleegle: Here we go! Come on 60! Come one!
Past Robotic Cat: Come on, 55! Come on, 55!
Flower Bot 666: 73, baby!
Fleegle: Come on, 60!
Flower Bot 666: Come on 73!
Fleegle: Alright. That's it. No more bets!
Past Robotic Cat: Come on! Right here!
Flower Bot 666: Let me have 73! Let me have 73! Let me have 73!
(The roulette table stops spinning and the metal ball lands on 73)
Flower Bot 666: YES! I WON!
(The robots groan as Flower Bot 666 claims their bets. RH 5.0 pounds his fist on the table in a rage)
RH 5.0: Dang it!
Flower Bot 666: (To Animatronic Badman) You lost! Haha!
(Animatronic Badman sucker punches Flower Bot 666 causing her to fall hard to the floor)
Animatronic Badman: Don't rub it in.
Chef v2: Say, guys. What are your thoughts on the upcoming invasion?
Fleegle: Pretty excited!
Flower Bot 666: I can't wait to get revenge on people who sent me to that island trapped with that annoying white jewel girl! (White Diamond)
Animatronic Badman: Soon me an Alternate Chef Pee Pee will kill enough people to make food and get money to clean our restaurant to save it from being turned into a salon.
Past Robotic Cat: I joined for one reason. And that was to destroy Firestar and Ice Man! Along with my present counterpart (Robotic Cat).
Fleegle: What about you, 5.0.
RH 5.0: I actually have mixed feelings honestly. Like, what if we fail.
(Everyone laughs)
Past Robotic Cat: Oh don't be such a wuss 5.0.
Fleegle: True. Besides, we got a whole army of robotic p**** like things. We'll win for sure.
Flower Bot 666: Along with a machine gun weilding cyborg. (Guest 487)
Animatronic Badman: My boss, Chef Pee Pee (Alternate Chef Pee Pee)!
Past Robotic Cat: The last remaning three Tunabots. (Tunabots 1, 2 and 3)
Fleegle: And the rest of my gang! (Bingo, Drooper and Snorky)
RH 5.0: That does seam like alot of people, but I don't know. I failed my last one with a killer robot named Dave the Dangerous.
Animatronic Badman: Well he prolly sounds like a weak villain.
RH 5.0: Well he did wipe out a city which only had one survivor (Jenny Wakeman) and he escaped Area 51!
Flower Bot 666: Still, he failed to kill that one survivor.
Animatronic Badman: And anyone can enter/escape Area 51. Look at AsphaltianOof, Azaz and Meatwad for example.
RH 5.0: They were just lucky!
Animatronic Badman: And so was Dave.
Past Robotic Cat: Oh! Also not to mention you ran away from your team in a cowardly way.
(All of the robots except Chef v2 and RH 5.0 laugh)
Chef v2: (To RH 5.0) Don't let them keep your hopes down. I'm sure you had a reason to run off.
Animatronic MarioFan2009: I-invasion!? And it sounds like they got a bunch of recruits. Oh this is bad. I got to warn the others.
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 runs into Alternate Chef Pee Pee holding a plate of Philly Oil Belly Fillers)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: (nervous) Hey AC double P, long time no see. Uhhh so I saw your new game called Five Nights at Chef Pee Pee's REMASTERED and I loved every single asepect to it. Even though part of it ripped off Five Nights at Smudger's 4 but still...
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 grabs a Philly Oil Belly Filler and eats it)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Uhhh no hard feelings about that right?
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee looks at the camera)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: He just stole one of my Oil Belly Fillers!
(Altenate Chef Pee Pee throws Animatronic MarioFan2009 on the roulette table)
Chef v2: WHAT THE!?
Fleegle: Well well well. What do we have here?
(Past Robotic Cat, Flower Bot 666, RH 5.0 and Animatronic Badman grab Animatronic MarioFan2009 by the arms and legs)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Chef v2! What's going on!?
Chef v2: I-I.. uh
Fleegle: Take him to the boss' base.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee grabs a bag and puts it over Animatronic MarioFan2009's head)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: NOOOOO!!!
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 screams as the chapter cuts to black)
(It starts off at a Pillager outpost, the Pillagers are seen)
Pillager 2: It’s been about like three months and we still haven’t found anything good for our outpost!
Pillager 3: I know! We could’ve gotten something from Beacontown a while ago if it weren’t for this stupid kid named Jesse stopping us!
Pillager 4: True!
(Suddenly, a pillager runs in)
Pillager 5: My fellow Pillagers! Some strange person is storming the outpost!
Pillager 2: We must report to the leader!
(The Pillagers run into Pillager Leader’s base)
Pillager 3: Boss! Someone is storming the outpost!
Pillager Leader: Whoever it is, stop them at all costs-
(Suddenly, the door to the outpost falls down, crushing several Pillagers. Chef v1000 then enters)
Chef v1000: So, are you the Pillagers I was informed about?
Pillager Leader: Yes, but what are you doing in our base?
Pillager 2: Let’s take him prisoner!
Pillager 3: I would love to make a shovel out of that hat!
Pillager 4: Or we can have him do the slavework-
Pillager Leader: (to the Pillagers) Silence! (To Chef v1000) Anyways, who are you?
Chef v1000: I am Chef v1000.
Pillager Leader: Oh, I’ve heard about you! Apparently, you are the current leader of the chef bots.
Chef v1000: Sure am. Anyways, I have came here to ask for your help in my plans for my upcoming robot invasion.
Pillager Leader: What’s it in for us?
Pillager 2: We are Pillagers so overall, all people must make deals.
Pillager 3: And don’t try to swindle us. Some others learned that the hard way for storming our outpost.
Chef v1000: I won’t! Chef v1000 never lies! Uh, usually. Well, I’m not lying this time! But anyways, if you help me in my Robot Invasion, I will grant you and your clan would ever dream of!
Pillager 3: Wait. You mean.
Pillager 2: A million bucks?
Pillager 4: Flying unicorns?
Pillager 5: Joe Mama’s Wood Fired Pizza?
Chef v1000: Well.. I suppose. However, when the invasion happens, Pillagers like yourselves can freely roam around the city raiding and looting it while the heroes are busy dealing with my troops!
Pillager 4: Woah!
Pillager 2: Sounds like a great deal!
Chef v1000: All of you can have as much access to supplies and food as you please!
Pillager 5: Finally, I can complete my stolen loot collection!
Chef v1000: So, what I’m saying is stick with me and you shall never go hungry or low on supplies again!
Pillager Leader: It’s a deal! So, what should we do first?
Chef v1000: For now, just stay in your outpost. When I start my robot invasion, I’ll give you the signal.
Pillager Leader: Ok! But no tricks!
Chef v1000: Right...
(Chef v1000 leaves the outpost. It then cuts to a dark room. A light turns on revealing Animatronic MarioFan2009 tied to a chair. He then wakes up)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Wha- Huh!?
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 struggles to free himself but he won't budge)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Unhand me you cowards! I demand to speak with your leader!
Fleegle: Zip it Cliffhanger Hunter. You don't get to talk to Chef v1000, unless we say so-
(Chef v1000 enters the room)
Chef v1000: Fleegle? What's going on here? Why is this robot tied up?
Fleegle: Uh. Um. He got in, v1000.
Chef v1000: Got in? Oh no no no. This isn't how we treat fellow robots.
(Chef v1000 walks up to the chair and bites the ropes untying AMF2009)
Chef v1000: I am so sorry.
Animatronic MarioFan2009: It's fine. Anyways, I overheard you guys planning an invasion and it sounded like you have a lot of recruits. I request that you call of the invasion since we just dealt with a store massacre a few minutes ago, if you kindly.
Chef v1000: Well, request granted!
Fleegle: B-b-but BOSS-
Chef v1000: Now now Fleegle. Basically this robot has shown some interesting qualities. Why I'd say we found ourselves a new member! You hear that! We have a member!
(All the villains are cheering except for Fleegle who is angrilly clapping his hands)
Chef v1000: We're calling you up to the big leages, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want!
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Awesome! I'll go get my friends!
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 runs off only for Chef v1000 to grab him and pull him back)
Chef v1000: Woah woah woah now. We still want to continue our plan with the human race.
Animatronic MarioFan2009: But, I don't want my friends dead.
Chef v1000: None of us wan't our friends dead either. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer recruits to take on the hardships the rest of us can’t bear anymore.
Animatronic MarioFan2009: I guess that makes sense. But, we are family and we stick together.
(Chef v1000 quickly frowns)
Chef v1000: (slighly annoyed) A family boy eh? I understand. (To Alternate Chef Pee Pee) Put him back in the torture chair.
(Animatronic Badman grabs Animatronic MarioFan2009)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
(He holds him back on the chair)
Chef v1000: Bring me 487.
(Fleegle whistles. Guest 487 comes up holding an SML Wiki Animatronic Manual. He gives it to Chef v1000)
Guest 487: Here you go! It was filed under "Wiki".
Chef v1000: Let's see here.
(Chef v1000 looks through the manual)
Chef v1000: Aha! "How to reset animatronic". "Remove screws to access wire compartment"
(Past Robotic Cat comes up with his tail sharp as a screwdriver)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: What are you doing!? Stop! Let go of me!
(Past Robotic Cat screws into the protective case causing it to fall off revealing his wire compartment)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: OW!
Chef v1000: "To reset the animatronic's settings, slide the switch from ON, to RESET."
Animatronic MarioFan2009: No! NO! NOOOO!
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 screams as Flower Bot 666 slides to switch to RESET. The chapter cuts to black)
==CHAPTER TWENTY FOUR - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CULDEEFELL13? PART 2==
SYNOPSIS - After the events of part 1, Culdee finds himself woken in a room he never seen before thanks to Cuphead and Mugman who saved him. Now they have to get rid of the sand shark or they will never escape this island.
(It starts off with Culdee asleep. The camera only shows his face. He squirms a bit as he hears things in his head)
Brute: (voice) Don't play dumb with me kid! The money! You said I would get the money today!
Thug: (voice) We asked you last week for the money and you don't have it yet!
Fellet: (Voice) Culdee? What's going on?
Brute: (Voice) What a nice looking girl. Would be a shame if she-
(Gun shots are then heard)
Culdee: GAH!
(Culdee then wakes up in a completley different bedroom)
Culdee: The hell?
(Mugman then enters)
Mugman: Cuphead, he's awake!
(Cuphead walks in)
Cuphead: That was some nasty fall you had.
Culdee: Yeah. I have a massive head ache. How long was I knocked out?
Mugman: For about 2 hours.
Culdee: Huh. Weird. Where even am I?
Mugman: Our secret base!
Cuphead: "sigh" Muggy, how many times do I have to tell you, do not reveal that this is a secret base!
Mugman: Well, we did bring him into our base.
Cuphead: Whatever.
(Culdee gets out of bed only to fall to the floor)
Culdee: OW!
(He then notices his robot arm is missing)
Culdee: Wheres my leg.
(Mugman comes back with the leg)
Mugman: It was broken during your fall. We patched it up for you.
(Mugman gives Culdee the leg and he reattaches it. He then gets up)
Culdee: So how did you guys find your base?
Cuphead: Oh we made it out of stone, brick. Mostly gold!
Culdee: Hold up. Did you say gold?!
Cuphead: Yeah! Come with us!
(Cuphead and Mugman lead Culdee into another room. A lot of gold is seen. Culdee looks around in awe)
Culdee: Oh... my... Tobias...
Cuphead: Yeah. We basically now own a casino and we have lots of gold.
Mugman: We can also make gold because we have the power to turn straw into Gold.
Cuphead: Check it out man! Gold walls, gold pillars. Mostly everything in this base is made out of gold!
Mugman: Sometimes we throw it in the trash. Which is also made of gold.
Culdee: How come I never noticed this?
Cuphead: This base is digged up to the deepest depths under the island.
Culdee: Damn. With all of this, I could be able to finally make the spear of Tobias!
Cuphead: Wait. The spear of Tobias?!
Mugman: That's the fastest motor boat to all of man kind!
Culdee: Yeah. I have the manual that has the blueprints for it. The problem is, everytime i'm close to creating it/escaping, the sand shark comes and f***s everything up.
Mugman: True. We tried to leave ourselves, but I think you know what happened.
(It shows a montage of Cuphead and Mugman building a boat. Once they finish, they enter the boat only for the sand shark to come out causing Cuphead and Mugman to scream and run off while the Sand Shark eats the boats. Cuphead and Mugman are then seen building a plane and try to fly only for the sand shark to jump up and eat a chunk of the plane causing it to fall down and crash. Cuphead and Mugman are then talking to the Sand Shark while holding a peace treaty only for the sand shark to devour it and chase the two away)
Mugman: After that, we eventually gave up and agreed that this was our new home now.
Cuphead: True.
Culdee: What if we kill the sand shark?
Mugman: That could work. But that shark is too overpowered.
Cuphead: He's even more difficult then all the bosses we ever faced!
Culdee: I could've fight him as Metal Fell, but I lost the suit during the crash, but we couldn't kill him by ourselves. But if we work together, we might stand a chance!
(Cuphead then looks at Culdee's robotic leg. He then gets an idea)
Cuphead: I have an idea. Maybe that leg of yours can help!
Culdee: What are you talking about?
Cuphead: Well, my bro (Mugman) is a mechanic! He could be able to give that leg of yours a little upgrade to help kill the Sand Shark!
Culdee: That could work!
Mugman: However, your gonna need to give us your leg.
Culdee: If it involves getting off this island.
(Culdee takes off his leg)
Culdee: Let's do this!
(Culdee gives the leg to Mugman)
Mugman: Alright. Let's do this!
(Mugman and Cuphead walk off)
Culdee: Now what to do while they're upgrading it? Oh!
(Culdee reaches into his back pocket)
Culdee: At least I still have my entertainment syste- And my gameboy's gone missing.
A few hours later...
(Culdee is seen asleep on the floor. Cuphead and Mugman walk up to him)
Cuphead: We finished it!
(Culdee waks up)
Mugman: Here ya go!
(Mugman hands Culdee his leg. He realizes it looks the same)
Culdee: It looks the same.
Mugman: Press those screws!
(Culdee presses the screws on the leg revealing buzzsaws, jets, grenade launchers and blasters)
Culdee: WOAH!
Mugman: I also added something else just for fun!
(Culdee presses another screw and our comes a can opener)
Culdee: A CAN OPENER! YES! I CAN FINALLY CROSS THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!
Cuphead: Yeahhh. Anyways, we got a sand shark to kill!
Culdee: Right! Let's go!
(The three run off. It then cuts to the beach. A radio is seen)
Culdee: Why is there a radio there?
Cuphead: You'll see!
(Mugman presses a button. The radio then plays a vulgar rap song)
Culdee: Why is the radio playing vulgars?
Cuphead: Well, the sand shark is actually atracted to swears since he hates them and will destroy any source of it)
Culdee: Huh. Weird.
(The ground is heard shaking)
Cuphead: Sush! You hear that?
(The sand shark comes out of the ground and comes close to the radio)
Mugman: It's coming!
(Suddenly the radio then runs out of power and turns off causing the shark to leave)
Mugman: No!
Cuphead: What will we do?
(Culdee thinks. He then runs out)
Culdee: RAT S***, BAT S***, DIRTY OLD T***! SIXTY NINE ***HOLES TIED TO A ROCK! HORRAY! LIZZARD S***T! F***!
(The sand shark then comes out of the ground and charges at Culdee)
Culdee: COME AT ME F***WIT!
(Culdee then presses a screw on his leg that fires lazers at the sand shark hitting it)
Sand Shark: "screams"
(Sand Shark digs underground and appears behind Culdee and tries to bite him, only for Culdee to press another one of his screws opening his buzzsaw which cuts off the Sand Shark's flipper)
Sand Shark: "Screams"
Culdee: HAH!
(Suddenly, the sand shark's flipper then regenerates)
Culdee: S***! IT REGENERATES!
(The sand shark hears Culdee's swear and gets angry and tackles him digging him underground)
Culdee: GAH!
Cuphead: CULDEE!
Mugman: We have to help him!
(Cuphead and Mugman jump down the sand hole. Culdee is seen fighting the sand shark. Culdee continues kicking the shark which also shoots more lasers and cuts him more which doesn't work as he keeps regernerating)
Culdee: JUST DIE ALREADY!
Sand Shark: NO!
(The two keep fighting as the Sand Shark continues to push him down the hole. Culdee then kicks the shark causing it to lose grip of Culdee. Culdee turns his leg into an umbrella and genty floats to the bottom of the sand cave. He angrilly faces the Sand Shark. Cuphead and Mugman then jump down)
Culdee: THIS ENDS NOW YOU SANDY B***H!
Sand Shark: "screams"-
???: "cries"
(Culdee, Cuphead, Mugman and look Sand Shark then look at another direction of at the tunnel. Out comes a baby sand shark)
Baby Sand Shark: Dada?
Cuphead: It's a father!?
Culdee: Is that the reason why you attacked us?
Sand Shark: Yeah...
Culdee: But, don't you have food of your own. What's going on?
(The sand shark points his flipper at a part of the tunnel. Drawings are seen made out of rocks. It then turns animated. It shows a bunch of sand sharks in a gold mine eating gold very happy. Until a bunch of miners came in and massacred the sand sharks and stealing the gold for themselves. Only two of the sharks were able to escape. A male and a pregnant female. A lot of miners are seen chasing after them. One of them shoots a flamethrower at the female heavily hurting her. The male takes her to safety by hiding in a dark part of the tunnel. It then shows that she gave birth to a baby sand shark and died. The Sand Shark takes his baby to the mine and sees in horror that all the gold is gone. The drawings then turn still)
Culdee: So that's why you attacked us. You just wanted to find gold to feed you and your kid.
(The sand shark nods sadly. Culdee looks at Cuphead and Mugman who look at eachother. Culdee then looks at the sand shark)
Culdee: Tell you what. If you let us leave, Cuphead and Mugman will give you their lifetime supply of gold.
Cuphead: Wait what!?
Mugman: I didn't agree with that.
Culdee: It will be fine guys. If you let them have your gold, you can come with me to Pensacola!
Cuphead: Us?
Mugman: Come?
Culdee: I have lots of friends at Pensacola, and if you come with me, you will never be by yourselves again!
Mugman: What do you think bro?
Cuphead: We've been stuck on this island for years... but now.... It's time to move.
Mugman: AWESOME!
Sand Shark: Thank you...
Baby Sand Shark: "coos"
Culdee: (To Cuphead and Mugman) Now, let's build the spear of Tobias!
Cuphead and Mugman: YEAH!
Mugman: But wait, how do we get out?
Sand Shark: YEAH!
(The sand shark then digs up a hole and throws down a rope)
Cuphead: Sweet.
(The three climb up the rope and get back to the beach)
Culdee: Alright! I still have my manual! Now let's build this bad boy!
(Cuphead and Mugman grabs some gold and after a long montage, they make a huge golden motorboat)
Culdee: We're finally done!
Cuphead: Noice! I'm excited to see what this Pensacola place has!
Mugman: True!
Culdee: Welp, let's get going!
All: YEAH!
(the three get on the boat and the boat speeds away)
Culdee: To Pensacola!
(The chapter slowly fades to black. It then cuts to the SML house. Bowser is seen asleep while Charleyyy is still on. It then cuts to Junior in bed holding a thomas plush and accidentally activates)
Thomas Plush: Thomas the Tank Engine says, "Buy my 42 accessories!"
(It then zooms down showing Chef Pee Pee asleep it cuts to his eyes. He wakes up in a giant feild with crops all around him. He starts to think when suddenly the wind starts to blow, blowing down some of the crops showing a shape of Chef v1000 while it glows blue and his laughing is heard)
Chef Pee Pee: I know that laugh. Show yourself!
(Lightning then strikes behind him revealing Chef v1000. Chef Pee Pee covers his face in defense)
Chef v1000: Well well...
(Chef v1000 then clones himself into a bunch of clones)
Chef v1000 Clones: Well well well well well well well well well well well well. Arn't you a sight for sore eye. Chef Fernando Pee Pee Strongbottom! My old pal!
Chef Pee Pee: (angrilly) Chef v1000. What do you want from me!?
Chef v1000 Clone 1: Oh quit playing dumb PP.
Chef v1000 Clone 2: You knew i'd be back. You thought that trapping me in that bacta tank can stop what I have planned?
(The Chef v1000 clones then merge together into a giant Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: I've been making deals, chatting with old friends, preparing for the big day. You can't keep your family safe forever!
(Chef v1000 snaps his fingers revealing a picture of the entire main SML cast)
Chef v1000: You'll slip up and when you do...
(Chef v1000 throws the picture to the ground smashing it, starting a fire and burning down some of the crops)
Chef Pee Pee: Get out of here! You have no deminion in our world!
Chef v1000: Maybe not now, but things change Chef Pee Pee. Things... (Dark voice) CHANGE!
(Chef v1000 laughs evily as he turns dark and flies through a red portal. Chef Pee Pee watches in horror. He then wakes up in his bed revealling it to be a nightmare)
Chef Pee Pee: I have to warn them. He's coming.
==CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE - NOT PART OF THE PLAN==
SYNOPSIS - While waiting for the right time to attack, the pillagers become impatient and raid the city without Chef v1000's permission. Now the heroes have to stop yet another invasion and Chef Pee Pee has to find out where it came from. And he suspects Chef v1000.
(It starts off at the SML house. Mario is seen watching TV. Jeffy is seen right next to him)
Mario: Arn't you gonna do something stupid?
Jeffy: Not until four.
Mario: Huh. Well can you go play with Junior or something? I'm trying to watch TV!
Jeffy: Okay daddy!
(Jeffy leaves to go play with Junior. It then cuts to Junior asleep in his bunk. He then wakes up and sees that it is day time)
Junior: Morning time!? IT'S MORNING TIME!
(Junior jumps off of his bed and goes to his train table)
Junior: Thomas! It's morning time!
Thomas: YEET!
Junior: I know right! I'm gonna go wake up Chef Pee Pee!
(Junior runs to Chef Pee Pee's bunk)
Junior: Chef Pee Pee! It's morning-
(He realizes he is gone)
Junior: Time? Where did Chef Pee Pee go?
(Jeffy enters)
Jeffy: Hey Junior!
Junior: Hey Jeffy!
Jeffy: I was wondering if you'd like to play toys with me?
Junior: That sounds fun but Chef Pee Pee has disapeared for some reason.
Jeffy: Well maybe we should go find him!
Junior: Good idea!
Jeffy: Hmmm. Now if I was a Chef Pee Pee, where would I be?
Junior: Oh! The kitchen obviously!
Jeffy: Alright! Let's go to the kitchen!
(The two run to the kitchen. It then transitions back to the SML Wiki Headquarters. Everyone is seen talking)
Trikkiboy: Alright everyone, now I know this is our first meeting without Culdee, but rest assured our jobs will still continue as normal! I know alot of you might miss him, but work still needs to be done. Anyhow, onto the first-
(While Trikkiboy is talking, RH is seen sadly looking down)
Endless: You okay man
RH: Huh? Uh yeah i'm fine.
Endless: It's about Culdee isn't it.
RH: "sigh" Yeah. It just, won't be the same without him gone.
MarioFan2009: Yeah. We miss him too.
Endless: Yeah. I remember that time I snuck pepper in his pizza rolls and he tried to rip my lungs out.
MarioFan2009: I remember that we had an argument over a the last slice of pizza that was so enraging that he flipped a table into his window.
RH: Yeah. Those both were hilarious.
MarioFan2009: Anyways, we should probably focus on our job now.
RH: True.
(RH, MarioFan2009 and Endless pay attention to Trikkiboy's speech.
(It then transitions back to Chef v1000's base. He is seen looking out the window looking at pensacola)
Chef v2: What are you looking at boss?
Chef v1000: Looking at that city which will soon start crumpling to ashes.
Chef v2: Alright.
(The two continue to stare out the window)
Chef v2: You know boss, something about this doesn't feel right.
Chef v1000: It's not supposed to feel "right" you befoon. It's called revenge. Don't be such a wimp.
Chef v2: I'm not i'm not.
(The pillagers are seen looking at the city)
Pillager 23: Just look at that city. As soon as we raid it we will get all the loot we want!
Pillager 40: I'm just so excited,i just want to raid it NOW!
Pillager 54: But guys, shouldn't we wait until Chef v1000 said so?
Pillager 24: Oh stop being such a wimp. We are the bosses of ourselves. If we want to raid that place, then we're gonna raid it!
Pillager 23: Why don't we raid it now?
Pillager 89: Yeah let's go!
Pillager 54: No we can't go yet! I'm telling the boss-
(Pillager 23 shoots Pillager 54 in the head killing him)
Pillager 13: WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Pillager 23: What? He keeps on being such a wimp. Let's just go anyways.
(A pillager grabs a horn and blows in it playing a loud noise)
Pauline: What was that?
Beta Tari: No clue.
(It then cuts back to the SML house. Junior and Jeffy are seen looking around the kitchen)
Junior: Did you find anything yet Jeffy?
Jeffy: No Junior. I don't understand. He's always in the kitchen cooking something bad.
Junior: Well if he's not in the kitchen, where could he be?
Jeffy: I have no idea.
Junior: Hmmm?
(Junior and Jeffy then hear noises from the basement)
Junior: What the hell was that?
Jeffy: Let's go look!
(Jeffy and Junior enter the basement. Chef Pee Pee is seen looking at the floor)
Chef Pee Pee: Oh god. oh god oh god oh god.
Junior: Chef Pee Pee? Are you okay?
Chef Pee Pee: Junior! We need to run!
Junior: Why?
Chef Pee Pee: HE'S COMING!
Junior: Who's coming!?
Chef Pee Pee: CHEF V-
(Suddenly rumbling sounds are heard)
Chef Pee Pee: Oh no.
(Chef v1000 and Chef v2 are seen looking over the city)
Chef v1000: I could really use a cup of oil right now.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs in)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Boss. The Pillagers are raiding the city.
Chef v1000: What!? But I didn't tell them to raid it yet!
(Chef v1000 grabs binoculars and sees the pillagers run towards the city)
Chef v1000: No no NO! This is not part of the plan! Get the Robot Buddies to stop them!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Yes sir.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs off)
Chef v1000: Oh god WHY did they have to just RUIN THE PLAN!
Chef v2: Well I wouldn't say it's ruine-
Chef v1000: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
(Suddenly the ground starts shaking)
Goodman: What the hell!?
(A bunch of pillagers are seen entering the city)
Joey: What the hell are those things?!
(A cannon ball is shot in the middle of the city creating a huge crater)
Junior: OH MY GOD!
Jeffy:  Mr. Chef Pee Pee, can I ask a question? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Chef Pee Pee: I don't know. You two, stay in the basement where it's safe!
(Chef Pee Pee grabs a kitchen knife and runs off)
Junior: But Chef Pee Pee- 
Chef Pee Pee: I SAID STAY!
(Chef Pee Pee closes the door. Jeffy tries to open it but it's locked)
Jeffy: Damn it! The doors locked!
Junior: We need to find a way out of here!
Jeffy: True!
(Back outside everyone is looking at the crater)
Richard Goodman: I swear to god, this city cannot catch a break.
Benjamin Goodman: True.
(RH then looks behind him and sees a bunch of Pillagers raiding the place)
RH: PILLAGERS!
Endless: SAY WHAAAAAAT?
Pillager 43: Time to raid this place.
MarioFan: I'm sorry, Pensacola is closed today. You better pack it up and get out of here!
Pillager 23: Awww. But we just got here!
(One of the pillagers shoots an arrow at Petra only for her to deflect the arrow with her sword)
Petra: Came prepared this time.
(Everyone claps for Petra except the pillagers)
Pillager 87: Aww. Anyways, ATTACK!
(The pillagers fight the people of Pensacola. Meanwhile, Sunny is seen at her house watching TV. The news then comes on)
Goodman: "sigh" Breaking news Mkay. The city is under attack again. I'm going to the bahamas. F*** it.
(Goodman grabs suitcases and runs off)
Sunny: Wait, under attack!?
(Sunny looks out the window and sees the chaos)
Sunny: Oh god damn it.
Pillager 56: We can get so much stuff here-
(Sunner in her iron flower suit comes crashing out of her house and shoots at the pillagers harming them)
Pillager 89: AGH!
Pillager 91: MY LEG!
Iron Flower: GET OUT OF THIS CITY!
Pillager 69: You can't tell me what to do-
(Iron Flower blasts Pillager 69 disintergrating him)
Iron Flower: Karma is a b**ch aint it?
(The pillagers are seen trying to raid the place but the heroes keep attacking them)
El Tigre: We can get rid of them guys! Keep fighting!
(Suddenly a robotic Buddy comes out and talks to a pillager)
Robotic Buddy 56: Dude what the hell are you doing? The boss didn't tell you to attack yet!
Pillager: 82: We need these supplies more than ever!
(The robotic buddy sees the chaos that is happening around)
Robotic Buddy 56: You could have at least not attracted a crowd! "sigh" Guess we have no choice but to clear the area.
(A robotic buddy attacks Manny and strangles him)
El Tigre: AGH!
Frida: MANNY!
(Frida shoots the robotic Buddy blowing it up)
El Tigre: Thanks. But what the hell was that thing.
(Suddenly more robotic buddies start coming from the sewer enterances. Little Buddy and his family see this)
Little Buddy: What the hell!?
Little Baby: "goo goo" (Daddy, im scared)
(A Robotic Buddy tries to attack Black Yoshi only for Chef Pee Pee to decapitate it with his butcher knife)
Black Yoshi: Thanks. That was a close one folk.
Robotic Buddy 87: Can we bail now!?
Pillager 34: Yeah I think we should go before the boss gets mad.
Pillager 93: We also looted the place to the bone.
(The rest of the pillagers and robotic buddies retreat)
Frida: Where did the Pillgers and those- things come from?
El Tigre: And why did those robots look like you, Little Buddy?
Little Buddy: I honestly dont know.
Chef Pee Pee: Hmmm. 
(Chef Pee Pee sees Chef v1000's base from afar)
Chef Pee Pee: What's that?
Frida: No clue. But I did see a swarm come from the hill. That must be from the Robotic Buddies.
El Tigre: True. That's probably the source of them.
Little Buddy: Maybe we should check it out. We might know something from then.
El Tigre: That might be a good idea. We need to stop this before it gets bigger like everything else.
(Chef Pee Pee sees that the base is shaped the same as Chef v1000's head)
Chef Pee Pee: My god. It is true.
El Tigre: What's true?
Chef Pee Pee: That he's back.
Frida: Who?
Chef Pee Pee: Chef v1000. An old creation of mine that gone haywire. He's returned for revenge.
Frida: How did he ever go haywiere in the first place.
Chef Pee Pee: That's a story for another time. I need to go stop this myself.
Little Buddy: Shouldn't we come with you?
Chef Pee Pee: No, I'll handle this myself. I brought him into this world...
(Chef Pee Pee brings out his butcher knife and a handbag full of supplies)
Chef Pee Pee: I can take him out.
(El Tigre, Frida and Little Buddy look at eachother with concerned faces as Chef Pee Pee runs off)
Chef Pee Pee: If Junior or Bowser is crying about that they're hungry, tell him there's food in the pantry.
(Chef Pee Pee continues to run off)
El Tigre: Man, they looted plenty around the city.
Frida: True. There we're a ton of them.
Little Buddy: I got a bad feeling about this.
(Chef v1000 is seen at his base sitting on his chair in anger)
Chef v1000: Ugh. I can't BELIEVE those pillagers! They went to attack the place without MY permission! Now I bet people know about my plan and I am ruined! Ugh! I am going to kill them! ALL OF THEM! Let's see, how do I kill them? Do I strangle them? DO I F***ING STARVE THEM!?
Bingo: Jeez boss. No need to be so mad.
Tunabot 3: Yeah. I'm sure the plan will still go well.
Chef v1000: I need some fresh air.
(Chef v1000 leaves the base and looks around. He is then greeted by 3 Pillagers, one holding a large bone)
Chef v1000: Well well well. What do you three want?
Pillager 2: (holding a bone) Well, we came here to give you this bone.
Chef v1000: ... What?
Pillager 3: (to Pillager 2) Let me handle this. (To Chef v1000) What he is saying is that we are running out of supplies and we have looted Pensacola alot after our attack.
Chef v1000: That you started without MY PERMISSION!
Pillager 2: Sheesh. And I thought things were bad when we got bested by that Jesse kid.
Chef v1000: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Pillager 2: I said, Jes-
Pillager 3 then shuts Pillager 2’s mouth with his hand.
Pillager 3: Since your having a bit of anger issues, we'll be heading out now.
(The pillagers leave)
Chef v1000: I'm starting to regret bringing them to my invasion in the first place.
(Chef v1000 slams the door in anger as the screen fades to black)
==CHAPTER TWENTY SIX - ROAD TO DUCK BURG!==
SYNOPSIS - CuldeeFell13, Cuphead and Mugman have finally made it to land near Pensacola. However they landed at a place at an unkown town where they had to run away from due to Cuphead screwing up. Now with the help of a girl named Webby, they are on the path to lead to a town where they can be safe but on the way, being chased by the thieves who want revenge. Will they escape to Duck Burg or will the thieves decaptiate them and put their heads on sticks?
(It starts off a few hours after the ending of chapter 24. The spear of Tobias is seen continuing to soar through the water while Culdee, Cuphead and Mugman are seen with tired faces)
Mugman: How much longer.
Cuphead: I'm not usually impatient but how much longer? We're bored.
Culdee: Look, even if it's gonna take long or not, i'm sure we'll get there eventually.
Cuphead: Yeah, once you turn old and grow a beard.
Culdee: Look, just shut your china mouth. We'll be there when we be there and that's final!
Cuphead: Whatever you say captain.
Mugman: Ugh.
(Culdee keeps looking around sea. He sees nearby land and gasps)
Culdee: Guys look! Land ho!
Cuphead: Ugh finally we can blow this joint!
Mugman: Noice!
(The boat stops at land and the three head off)
Cuphead: So now what?
Culdee: Well we just need to find some help.
Mugman: I see a small town of hooded people! Maybe they can show us directions!
Culdee: Good idea Mughead. Let's go!
Mugman: Um. My name is Mugman-
Culdee: Not now Mugdan, we got us some help.
(The three enter the town of theives)
Theif 1: Welcome strangers to our town! Would you like to buy some illegal stuff?
Culdee: Uhhhh no thank you. We just came to get some directions for Pensacola.
Theif 1: Oh, well i'd hate to toot your own horn stranger, but Pensacola is like very far away from here.
Culdee: Ugh damn it. Maybe someone can get us some transportation. Let's go boys.
(The three continue to look around the town)
Culdee: While we're looking for some help, i'm gonna go to that bar over there and get some root beer.
Cuphead: Okay. We'll just look around the place.
(Culdee heads over to the theif bar while Cuphead and Mugman walk off)
Theif 8: What will it be Stranger?
Culdee: I'll have two rootbear's please.
Theif 8: Very well Stranger.
(The theif pours in Culdee's drink)
Culdee: "sigh" Man. What am I going to do?
Theif 9: Alright little lady. Give us all of your money or we'll make a stew out of you.
Culdee: Hm?
(An anthropromorphic duck wearing a pink bow is seen getting surrounded by theives)
Duck Girl: Look, I dont mean any harm-
Theif 10: Well tough luck. Give us the purse or I swear to god I will shove this knife down your throat.
Culdee: That girl's in trouble.
(Culdee then reaches into his pocket and grabs something)
Culdee: My emergency suit chip. I forgot about this. It can give me back the parts of the suit I need.
(Culdee presses the button on the chip which causes the broken Metal Fell peices from the island to fly back to Culdee, putting his Metal Fell suit back on)
Duck Girl: No. I'm just looking for a-
Theif 13: So be it, duck girl.
(The theifs are just about to hurt the duck when...)
Metal Fell: HEY! How about you pick on someone your own size.
Theif 12: He does have a point.
Theif 7: GET HIM!
(The theifs charge at Metal Fell. Metal Fell then grabs a nearby pole)
Metal Fell: En Guarde!
(Metal Fell attacks the theives with the pole knocking them down. A theif tries to attack Culdee from behind but Culdee punches him in the crotch causing him to fall on an upcoming Theif knocking both of them down. Three theives charge at Metal Fell from different directions. Metal Fell knocks two of them out using a some punches and the last one with a kick to the gut)
Theif 16: OW! OKAY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Metal Fell: I won't kill you. I'm just putting you to sleep.
Theif 16: What?
(Metal Fell punches the theif in the face knocking him out)
Metal Fell: Phew.
(Metal Fell removes his mask)
Duck Girl: Wow that was amazing. I didn't expect you to go rouge on all those theives. I thought you were just gonna distract them like run away or something.
Culdee: Well it's all in a day's work.
Duck Girl: I'm Webby by the way.
Culdee: CuldeeFell13.
(The two shake hands)
Webby: Well I better be off. I'm currently looking for the purple sapphire. Its one of the only gems that my family hasnt obtained yet.
Culdee: Alright! See ya and good luck!
Webby: Thanks!
(Webby runs off)
Culdee: Hmm. Nice kid. Well better go find the others.
(Culdee walks off and sees Cuphead and Mugman talking to a thief who is holding his arms behind his back)
Cuphead: 27!
Theif 3: No.
(Cuphead then places some gold bars)
Cuphead: 27!
Theif 3: No.
(Cuphead then places more gold bars)
Cuphead: 27.
Theif 3: No.
Mugman: I cuphead i think-
Cuphead: Shut up Mugman im trying to win us a ferrari.
(Cuphead places more gold bars)
Cuphead: Is it 27?
Theif 3: No.
(Culdee then walks up)
Culdee: There you guys are. What the hell are you doing?
Mugman: He's trying to guess how many fingers this theif is holding behind his back. And the most stupidest part is that hes only guessing 27.
(Cuphead places more gold bars)
Cuphead: 27!
Theif 3: No. Where do you keep getting all these gold bars from?
Cuphead: Oh i won an unlimited supply after selling the devil's casino.
Theif 3: Alllrighht.....
Cuphead: Now, is it-
(Cuphead is about to place more gold bars but Culdee grabs his arm before he can finish)
Culdee: Yeah thats enough. Sorry for wasting your time Mr. Theif. We gotta go to-
Theif 3: Did you guess two? Well you win!
Culdee: Cool! What do i win?
Theif 3: A sad feeling.
Culdee: Aww.
Cuphead: Wait. Your telling me, THATS THE PRIZE!?
Culdee: Enough. Now lets get back to the boat. We dont have all day.
Cuphead: Ugh fine. Such a party pooper.
(As they are walking off, Cuphead then sees a thief talking to a bartender. Cuphead then looks inside the theif's bag and sees a scepter. He looks around and then grabs the scepter out of the theif's bag)
Culdee: Mugman what the hell are you doing?
Cuphead: Oh nothing! Come on, lets get to the boat.
Culdee: Ooookay then.
(Culdee and the others continue walking off. They finally make it back to the Spear of Tobias)
Culdee: Alright. Everyone get back on the boat and lets- WHAT THE!?
(Culdee looks with a shocked face and see that his boat is trashed)
Culdee: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SPEAR OF TOBIAS!?
Theif 90: Hey.
(Culdee looks behind him and sees a bunch of angry thiefs behind him)
Culdee: Did you do this?
Theif 43: Yes we did.
Theif 64: All because your little friend took our scepter.
Culdee: Scepter?
(Culdee looks at Cuphead who is admiring his stolen scepter. He looks at Culdee and smiles nervously)
Culdee: YOU LITTLE CHINA HEADED BASTARD!
Theif 32: And thats not all part of the plan. Now that we have destroyed your escape route, its the perfect time to take back our stolen good, and maybe decapitate you three as well.
Culdee: Well if you want to do that...
(Culdee activates his Metal-Fell suit. Cuphead and Mugman then activate their finger lasers)
Metal Fell: Your gonna have to get through us.
Thief 32: How cute.
(A bunch of thieves charge at the three. Cuphead and Mugman start shooting lasers while Metal Fell charges at the thiefs brutally murdering some of them)
Thief 36: He's too strong for us!
Theif 98: Do we retreat?
Thief 23: No. Bring out the beasts!
(A thief gets a shocked face. A theif then whistles and a bunch of morbid looking beasts come charging out)
Metal Fell: Holy....
(A beast swings at Metal Fell. He jumps over the swinging attack)
Metal Fell: HAH-
(Metal Fell gets distracted as another beast swings at Metal Fell hitting him, causing him to fly into a rock)
Cuphead: CULDEE!
(Cuphead and Mugman run to Metal Fell who is seen with pieces of his suit off)
Cuphead: Damn you dont look too good.
Metal Fell: oh you think. That beast flew me into a rock and now my suit is broken again. I really gotta upgrade my suit.
(Mugman looks behind him and sees the thieves and the beasts charging at them)
Cuphead: Well we better ditch this fight. Theres no way we're getting out alive. Not with all these guys.
Mugman: Lets run into the forest! Maybe they might miss us there!
Cuphead: Nah that wont work. Ooh! How about to run into the forest to hide.
Mugman: ... Great idea cuphead.
Cuphead: Thank you I try very hard.
(An arrow is seen flying next to Metal Fell)
Cuphead: Lets go.
(The three run off into the forest. They quickly hide behind a tree while the thieves and beasts run by without noticing)
Theif 78: They went this way!
Metal Fell: Alright I think we lost them.
Cuphead: What now?
Webby: Pssst. Over here.
Metal Fell: Webby? I thought you went to give your groceries to the people at your town.
Webby: I am on my way but then I heard you guys getting chased by a bunch of theives and some morbid beasts. Follow me. Ill lead you to my town where you'll be safe.
Metal Fell: Well whatever it takes to get away from those crazed hooligans. Alright lets go.
Webby: Excellent! Follow me!
(The four sneak off)
Webby: Alright, we should be about five minutes away from Duck Burg. As long as we stay very quiet-
(Mugman then steps on a bunch of twigs making a cracking sound)
Webby: Well at least it the sound wasnt loud-
(A theif then jumps out of a bush)
Webby: GAH!
Theif 32: I FOUND THEM! THEY'RE OVER HERE!
Mugman: RUN!
(The four continue running. They then pause as they are standing behind a deep dark trench)
Metal Fell: My suits too damaged to jump that.
(Cuphead looks behind him and sees the theives and beasts charging at them)
Cuphead: Welp we're f***ed.
Webby: Not if I can help it.
(Webby grabs a grappling hook and shoots it to the other end of the trench)
Webby: Grab on.
(Metal Fell, Cuphead, and Mugman grab onto Webby and she releases her grappling hook sending them flying across the trench)
Theif 89: DAMN IT! They got away.
(Metal Fell then charges up his weapon)
Theif 91: Soooo what do we do now-
(The theives and beasts then all get shot to death)
Metal Fell: Thats to make sure MF doesn't complain about Karma Houdinis again.
Webby: Come on! Duck Burgs right this way!
(The four run off. A few minutes later, they arrive at a gate)
Webby: We made it. Theres the gate to Duck Burg.
Duck Guard: Name?
Webby: Webby Vanderquack.
Duck Guard: Aight.
(The duck guards open up the gate and the four enter)
Webby: Well, we're here.
???: Webby.
(Three ducks similar to webby appear. One is wearing a red shirt and a red cap, one wearing a blue shirt and one wearing a green hoodie.
Duck 1: You've been out looking for a while now.
Duck 2: Where have you been?
Duck 3: Who's your friends.
Webby: Huey, Dewey, Louie, This is Culdee, Cuphead and Mugman. They were being chased by a bunch of theives.
Louie: And the sapphire?
Webby: No luck. Sorry.
Louie: Ah.
Dewey: Why do you guys have cups for heads?
Cuphead: Yeah well your anthropromorphic ducks!
Dewey: ... Touche.
Webby: I'll take you guys to meet my uncle. Perhaps he can give you guys a place to stay.
Culdee: Well I could use a place to stay for a bit before me and my friends have to find our home.
Webby: Super! Lets go!
(It then cuts to inside McDuck Manor. Webby opens the door)
Scrooge: Ahh Webby. Took you a while. Who are your friends here?
Webby: Uncle Scrooge, I found these guys being chased by thieves. They need a place to stay for a while.
Scrooge: Hmmm. Well I suppose they can stay in the basement until they move out.
Webby: Okay! Thanks Uncle Scrooge!
Scrooge: No problem Webby.
(It then cuts to the basement of McDuck Manor. Culdee, Cuphead and Mugman are seen with sleeping bags)
Cuphead: Well this wasn't the luxury I thought of.
Mugman: Not every place has to be luxorus Cuphead.
Cuphead: Im sorry did I ask you?
Culdee: Now now guys. Lets not get into an argument. I had a long day that lasted three chapters and I need some rest. We'll be closer to home tommorow. I promise.
Cuphead: Ugh fine.
Culdee: Good night you two.
(Culdee turns off the lights as the chapter ends)
== CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN - PRE-INVASION ==
SYNOPSIS - After having his raid ruined by the Pillagers and learning that Chef Pee Pee is coming for him, Chef v1000 finally decides to launch the first part of the attack on Pensacola starting very very VERY soon.
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November 7th, 2015
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(Chef Pee Pee is seen walking while a buisness man is following him)
Man: So your telling me that this machine can be able to end world hunger.
Chef Pee Pee: I promise you that. I spent many years in tech school and I was able to create something that I promise will blow your mind!
Man: Well this better be good. Many people have f***ed me up in the past with their machines, yours better not fail.
Chef Pee Pee: Trust me. It wont.
(Chef Pee Pee opens up a door and brings the man into a test room. A chef robot without a hat is seen stapled to a flat bed)
Man: (Pointing at the chef robot) Who's that?
Chef Pee Pee: One of my identical robots. But that's not the main thing i want to show you.
(Chef Pee Pee brings out a remote and presses a button. A light shows revealing a chef hat but with multiple robotic hands coming out of it)
Chef Pee Pee: I present to you! Project Hatty!
Man: Interesting. Well what does it do?
Chef Pee Pee: It's a chef hat that can help do cooking for you!
Man: I would like to see proof of this.
Chef Pee Pee: Very well then. Hatty, your order is to make a salad in 5 seconds.
Man: 5 seconds!? But that's impossible!
Chef Pee Pee: Not for hatty.
(Chef Pee Pee presses a button on his remote and Hatty starts chopping up tomatoes and freezing lettuce creating a salad in only 5 seconds. Chef Pee Pee grabs the salad and brings it to the man)
Chef Pee Pee: Tada!
Man: Wow. And it's cold and fresh. That is amazing Pee Pee.
Chef Pee Pee: Why thank you.
Man: So since it is artificial intelligence, what will stop it from doing whatever it wants?
Chef Pee Pee: Well with this remote in my hand, i can be able to shut it off and on at any time. So it shouldn't be anything to worry about. Alright now to bring the crane out so i can attach it to my chef robot to make the ultimate food maker!
(Chef Pee Pee presses a button on his remote deactivating hatty. A crane then pulls hatty and is about to attatch it to the Chef Robot's head)
Chef Robot: Please. You don't have to do this-
(The crane then puts the hat onto the robot)
Chef Pee Pee: Project Chef v1000. Can you hear me?
(Chef v1000 opens his eyes)
Chef v1000: Yes.
(It then cuts to Chef v1000 waking up with a shock. He is seen waking up in the middle of the night)
Chef v1000: GAH!
(Chef v1000 takes a moment to think about the nightmare he just had)
Chef v1000: What was that? It felt so familiar yet i dont think i've been through that before.
(Hatty shrugs)
Chef v1000: Whatever. Im gonna go check on the army.
(It then cuts to another room where RH 5.0 is seen interacting with Dave 2.0)
RH 5.0: Hey Dave, its me RH 5.0. Long time no see. Look im very sorry for cowarding back there during the crazed robot invasion. I should had been tougher, then we might have stood a chance. I hope you can forgive me.
Dave 2.0: It's a pleasure to meet you, RH 5.0.
RH 5.0: Meet? But I was one of your henchmen back during the crazed robot invasion. You have to remember that!
Dave 2.0: I do not remember a crazed robot invasion. All I remember is that I need to serve Chef v1000 in his invasion.
RH 5.0: Oh. I see....
Chef v1000: Evening everyone.
Robotic Buddy 45: Evening Chef v1000.
Chef v1000: I only see some of you here. Where are the rest of the robots?
Robotic Buddy 23: Oh they went out to Junk Junction like you told them to.
Chef v1000: Oh of course. Forgot about that. Well im gonna quickly check on them.
Robot Buddy 65: Aight. You do that boss.
(Chef v1000 then leaves. It then cuts to the SML house. Junior and Jeffy are seen trying to bang down the basement door)
Junior: Ugh! Why couldn't Chef Pee Pee just unlock the basement door while we were gone.
Jeffy: I dont know Junior.
(The two then finally break down the basement door)
Jeffy: Ugh finally. Im getting myself a snack.
(Jeffy looks inside the fridge. He finds a can of green beans and throws it on the floor splattering green beans everywhere. He keeps looking in the fridge while Junior is seen sitting down with a sad expression)
Jeffy: Oooh Cheesecake.
(Jeffy grabs a box of cheesecake and closes the fridge. He then sees Junior sitting to himself. At that time, Chef v1000 is seen passing the house when he starts looking through the window)
Jeffy: What's wrong Junior? Is it about Chef Pee Pee.
Junior: Yeah. I just worry for him. I mean he went off to go fight this Chef v1000 guy but i dont know if hes gonna come back or not.
(Chef v1000 hears Junior's words and starts pondering)
Jeffy: Well Junior. Chef Pee Pee went through alot of things. He fought through the first robot invasion we dealt with. Im sure he'll get through fighting this Chef v1000 dude.
Junior: Maybe. Well lets just hope for the best.
(Chef v1000 smiles evily)
Junior: Hey Jeffy. Do you ever get the feeling that we're being watched.
(Junior and Jeffy look at the window. There is no one there)
Jeffy: Hmmm. I thought i saw something move but I dont know.
Junior: Im gonna check it out. You stay here and keep an eye on the house.
Jeffy: Got it, Junior!
(Junior then heads out. He then sees the shadow of Chef v1000 walking off. He goes to follow it. It then cuts to Junk Junction. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen in the shed with a couple of books. Junior finally makes it to Junk Junction and hides behind a pile of trash)
Junior: Chef v2 and Chef v3? What are they doing here?
Chef v3: So Chef v2. Did you do the assigned reading?
Chef v2: Yeah but.. "Moby Dick" is a funny name. I dont think im old enough to read this yet.
Junior: What?
Chef v3: No you pleb! We're not analyzing that garbage! Why does the whale have to be white? Hmmmmmm?
Chef v2: I-i. I dont get whats wrong with that.
(Chef v3 grabs the Moby Dick book and throws it away)
Chef v3: Well get rid of it!
(The chefs then hear footsteps. The members of the robot invasion are seen walking up)
Chef v3: Ahh! Come in! Come in! And join the party, guys!
Past Robotic Cat: Chef v1000, said we should be here but uhhhh...
Flower Bot 666: I mean if your busy we can just-
Chef v3: Oh no no no. Come on in! We've been waiting for you guys!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Okay then.
(The villains enter the shed and sit down)
Chef v3: Alright! I hope your all caught up on tonights reading, because this meeting of the Robots Advocating for Literacy in the Pensacola Workplace or for short, R.A.L.P.W has begun! Tonight we will be talking about RH's award winning novella, "The Vandal Buster".
Chef v2: This is dumb.
(Animatronic Badman rolls his eyes)
Chef v3: No! Your just too feeble to see the true writing of RH's work.
Chef v2: Feeble? FEEBLE!?
Chef v1000: What's going on here?
Chef v3: Boss? Your an RH fan?
Chef v1000: Of course! I mean I maybe a villain but I respect the blockhead's work. Now either than that, I have gathered you all here to discuss, "The Plan"
(Chef v2 and Chef v3 groan)
Chef v2: That's all we ever do.
Chef v3: Discuss the plan. Talk about the plan! Converse the plan-
Chef v1000: Enough! The partys over. Just like how the human race's wait for extinction is gonna be over.
(Tunabot 2 raises his hand)
Chef v1000: Yes, Tunabot 2?
Tunabot 2: What are you exactly gonna do to Chef Pee Pee once you... find him?
Chef v1000: Same thing you do whenever you catch that Chef. Do what you do when you see that no good chef boy scout. CRUSH HIM TO BITS! And appearantly he's left the saftey of his own home to come and find me. And if he gives up on finding me and heads back to his home, you all know what to do. Hehehehe.
Junior: I got to delay him. I got to distract him!
(Junior then sees a purple button and presses it)
Button: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chef v1000: What the?
Junior: Stupid. Stupid Junior!
(Junior then sees a nearby triangle. He grabs it and starts hitting it causing it to make dinging sounds)
Chef v1000: ITS THE BRATTY TURTLE! CRUSH HIM!
(Hatty raises his fists out but grabs the top of the shed and pulls it down causing the shed to collapse on the villains trapping them)
Junior: HAHA! Good show! Jolly good show!
(Junior runs off)
Chef v1000: GRRR! BAD HATTY! No treats for you tonight!
Chef v2: Uhhh boss?
Chef v3: Did you mean to let the roof fall down?
Chef v1000: "sigh" I always mean what I do. You rattled crap. "Sigh"
Chef v2: What are we gonna do? Juniors gonna tell everyone about our plan and well be ruined!
Chef v1000: We'll think of something.
(Chef v1000 then sees some dynamite)
Chef v1000: Hmmmm.
(It cuts back to the SML House. Junior is seen running back inside)
Mario: So your telling me that when the pillagers raided the place, Chef Pee Pee locked you and Junior in a basement?
Jeffy: Yep.
Rosalina: Jeez.
(Junior then rushes in)
Jeffy: Oh hey, Junior!
Junior: I ran.. "pant" so many miles...
Mario: Is something wrong Junior?
Junior: Jeffy remember when Chef Pee Pee said that someone was coming?
Jeffy: Yeah why?
Junior: Well I think I found out what hes talking about.
Mario: What was he talking about?
Junior: I heard him in his sleep talking to some thing named Chef v1000.
Rosalina: Who's Chef v1000?
Junior: I followed some chef robot to a junk yard and found him talking to other villains we havnt seen. Like Flower Bot 666, Past Robotic Cat, and Chef v2 and Chef v3 are also there!
Mario: Chef v2 and Chef v3!?
Jeffy: But I thought Chef v2 and Chef v3 were our friends?
Junior: Well it looks like they betrayed us.
Jeffy: Oh.
Junior: Look guys, we got to alert everyone in pensacola as soon as possible! Theres a war coming-
(Junior's words are interupted as the house starts to rumble)
Jeffy: Hey do you guys feel-
(Jeffy's words are interupted as he, Junior, Mario and Rosalina are sent flying into a wall as one of the walls are seen blown up. Chef v1000 is seen sitting there smiling)
Chef v1000: Hehehehehe. Oh im sorry guys, did I wake you?
Junior: B-but we trapped you in a shed.
Chef v1000: My plan for ambushing you all at the right time got ruined, so I had to switch to Plan B. Dynamite.
Mario: What? Ambush? What the hell are you talking about?
Chef v1000: Spoiler alert, Mario. This city is now under my attack.
(Jeffy looks out a window in horror and sees that Chef v1000 has placed more dynamite that is blowing up more buildings. A bunch of robotic buddies are seen swarming around along with the rest of the villains)
Chef v1000: Flower, Cat, take care of them. Im gonna send some robots to hunt down a certain chef. Hehehe.
(Chef v1000 jumps away. Flower Bot 666 and Past Robotic Cat jump down and bring out their hand guns)
Flower Bot 666: Your surrounded.
Past Robotic Cat: Follow us or we will shoot.
Junior: Alright fine just dont hurt us.
(Junior puts his hands up and walks to the robots only to run away)
Flower Bot 666: HEY!
Past Robotic Cat: HES GETTING AWAY!
Flower Bot 666: AFTER HIM-
Past Robot Cat: No. Hes out of reach now. Lets take the other three and get out of here.
Flower Bot 666: Yeah your right.
(Past Robotic Cat and Flower Bot 666 arrest Jeffy, Mario and Rosalina and take em away)
Jeffy: I sure hope you know what your doing, Junior.
Past Robotic Cat: Shut up and keep moving.
(It then zooms out of Pensacola city and cuts to a forest. BB 2.0 and Robo RH are seen roaming a forest)
Robo RH: So let me get this straight? First you summon me in Onion Cream's old base, then we crawl through a sewer, we make it to a desert, and now we're in a forest?
BB 2.0: Basically.
Robo RH: Where are we gonna set up camp like you said? My legs are exhausted-
BB 2.0: Hush. I see something.
(BB 2.0 sees some scrap in the distance. He runs over to inspect it. He scans it and he finds out where its from)
Robo RH: Whatcha find, boss?
BB 2.0: Looks like these are just scraps from some old fort. Wonder what it was for?
Robo RH: Oh.
BB 2.0: Anyways, I think I could prolly use these.
Robo RH: What are you gonna use em for, boss?
BB 2.0: Like I said before, you'll see. Hehehe. Come on, lets pick up these scraps and take them to the desert!
(BB 2.0 and Robo RH start picking up the scraps. While they are doing that, the doodles are seen watching from behind a tree)
Doodle Asphaltian: I say, what on earth are those are those bots doing?
Doodle Funny: Bah! (They might be using those scraps for something)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Looks like it. Shall we see if they need assistance?
Doodle Funny: Dahh... (I dont know boss. They dont look trustworthy-)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Come brethren. Lets take a look.
(The doodles walk up to the two. Robo RH stares at the doodles)
Robo RH: Uh boss. We got some company.
BB 2.0: What?
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Good evening gentlemen!
BB 2.0: Who the hell are you guys?
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Oh my apologies. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Doodle AsphaltianOof from the Doodle Dimension! These are my aquantances, Doodle Funny and Doodle Azaz.
Doodle Funny: Bah! (Hello)
Doodle Azaz: "gibberish"
BB 2.0: Well nice to meet you. What do you want im sorta busy.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Well me and my crew were just roaming around wondering what to do and we see you are working on something. What would that be for if you dont mind me asking?
BB 2.0: Im planning to take over the world. Plain and simple.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Hmmm. I see. Though I have a feeling you wont make it far with just few scraps.
BB 2.0: Well what do you suppose I do genius?
(Doodle AsphaltianOof brings out the pencil)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: With this!
Robo RH: A giant pencil?
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Its not just a giant pencil.
(Doodle Asp grabs paper and draws a sketch of a snake. The doodle snake then comes to life)
Doodle Snake: Hissss.
BB 2.0: Hmmm interesting. So this pencil can draw anything and it can come to life?
AsphaltianOof: Absolutley.
BB 2.0: So are you gonna give the pencil to us?
AsphaltianOof: Well I do need this pencil for some plans of my own but I have an idea.
(AsphaltianOof draws a doodle pencil and gives it to BB 2.0)
AsphaltianOof: You can use that pencil for your plans.
BB 2.0: Sweet! This will be useful! Come on Robo RH, lets go draw some stuff. Thanks, Doodle Asp.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Always happy to help out a fellow villain.
(BB 2.0 and Robo RH head out with their scraps and the doodle pencil and they leave)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Now we shall head back and get ready for our own plans. Come along brethren.
(Doodle Funny and Doodle Azaz follow Doodle AsphaltianOof as the chapter fades to black)
== CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT - THE INVASION SPREADS ==
SYNOPSIS - The attack has officially begun. The Robots are taking over the city and taking away and killing members of the cities. Our heroes are currently hiding from the metallic villains. Will they fail in protecting their city, or will they fight back
(Its shown back at Pensacola. More explosions are seen blowing up more houses. Buckaroo is then seen waking up from a couch)
Buckaroo: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my god I just had a horrible dream that a bunch of villains are raiding Pensacola and now we have to sleep outside.
AsphaltianOof: That was no dream dude.
(It zooms out revealing that Buckaroo, Azaz, Sunny and AsphaltianOof are outside)
AsphaltianOof: This is real.
(Buckaroo screams again)
Sunny: Shhhh! Quiet!
(Footsteps are heard)
Sunny: Behind the trees! Quick!
(Sunny, Asp, Buckaroo and Azaz hide behind the trees)
Robotic Buddy 743: Thought I heard the sound of a goat screaming.
Buckaroo: But im not a goat!
Azaz: Shut up!
Robotic Buddy 743: Wait a second DID THAT TREE JUST SAY SHUT UP TO ME!?
Azaz: Uhhhh. No?
Robotic Buddy 743: ... Oh. Okay then.
(The Robotic Buddy walks away)
Sunny: That was close.
AsphaltianOof: What was that thing?
Azaz: Kind of looked like Little Buddy.
Sunny: Is it just that only one?
Buckaroo: Uhhh Sunny?
(Buckaroo points from behind a building. A bunch of robotic buddies are seen marching through the streets.)
Sunny: Well damn. Where the hell do they come from?
Azaz: And why the hell do they all look like LB?
AsphaltianOof: Maybe it has something to do with LB?
Buckaroo: Or they just came out of no where. Remember the Tunabots? We got no explanation where they came from.
(A man is seen looking out from a balcony. He jumps off the balcony and attempts to run only for a robotic buddy to see him and stretch his neck out grabbing the man suffocating him)
Robotic Buddy 902: Where do you think your going?
Man: Please... "gack" I have a wife and daughter.
Robotic Buddy 902: Well you should have thought about that before trying to resist arrest.
(The Robotic Buddy grips him tighter causing the mans eyes to start popping out and his head being crushed instantly killing him)
Azaz: Ah sh*t.
AsphaltianOof: He just crushed his head Omni-Man style.
Sunny: Well these are no tunabots. We're dealing with real killing machines now.
Buckaroo: What do you suppose we do?
Azaz: Try to find survivors?
Sunny: Guess thats our best bet. But stay close to me. Have one of those things notice you and your head will become mashed potatoes.
(The two then start sneaking away. It then transitions to Endless looking through the blinds out of his apartment)
Izuru: See anything?
Endless: A bunch of literal dick heads roaming the streets.
Izuru: Great. This is stupid. First I cant leave the apartment because of some retarded virus, and now i cant leave or ill get my head crushed.
Endless: Well at least im not affected cause of my-
Izuru: Yeah yeah yeah meta immortality. I can give less of a sh*t.
Endless: Dont have to be a b*tchass about it.
Aiden: Heh. B*tchass.
Izuru: Where the hell did you come from?
Aiden: Oh Beacontown got raided and I ditched my crew and snuck into your apartment. I also had some waffles if you didnt mind.
Izuru: Oh thats fine. Its not like I was saving them for next week.
Endless: Look if your just gonna wander into my apartment, make yourself useful and patrol the house for any more intruders.
Aiden: I'll do my best, mam.
(Aiden starts patroling)
Endless: Poor stupid bastard.
(Endless continues looking out the window while Izuru just shrugs to himself. It then shows robotic buddies swarming the town of Robloxia. Some robotic buddies attack the builderman statue causing it to fall to the ground)
Builderman: MY STATUE!
(Buidlerman jumps down)
Builderman: Your gonna pay for that.
(Builderman brings out his hammer and starts rapidly destroying Robotic Buddies when suddenly Flower Bot 666 jumps on him causing him to drop his hammer)
Builderman: GOW!
Flower Bot 666: Okay how does it go again. Oh yeah.
(Flower Bot 666 grabs Builderman by the neck)
Flower Bot 666: You have the right to remain silent.
(Flower Bot 666 grabs handcuffs and slaps them on Builderman's hands. She flies him away to Chef v1000s base)
Flower Bot 666: Found another one boss.
Chef v1000: Perfecto. Bring him to the mines.
Flower Bot 666: Affirmative.
(Flower Bot 666 drags Builderman by Shadow who is still in his cage)
Shadow: Theres no hope.
Builderman: Dont have to remind me.
(Flower Bot 666 goes into an elevator. She presses a button and the elevator goes to a giant underground mine filled with other captured citizens being forced to mine rocks. Dave Miller is seen mining rocks while being watched by Dave 2.0. He gets tired and starts mining slower)
Dave 2.0: Chef v1000 wants you to mine faster.
Dave Miller: But.. "pant" I need a break. Ive been mining for. "pant" Three straight hours.
Dave 2.0: I wont ask you again.
(Dave 2.0 turns his arm into a spike ball)
Dave 2.0: Mine. Faster.
Dave Miller: Alright. "pant" Alright.
(Dave Miller mines faster)
Builderman: This is just wrong.
(Flower Bot 666 brings Builderman to an area, chains him and gives him a pickaxe)
Flower Bot 666: Now mine for materials so we can upgrade our robots.
Builderman: Why dont you take this pickaxe and shove it up your-
(Flower Bot 666 tases Builderman)
Builderman: Alright fine! B*tch.
(Flower Bot 666 walks off. It cuts back to Pensacola where more and more robotic buddies are seen wandering around. A robotic buddy hears a car coming)
Robotic Buddy 342: Huh-
(A truck runs into the robotic buddy causing his body parts to go flying everywhere. The truck is then revealed to be Screwer's truck with obviously Screwer driving)
Screwer: Should have looked both ways bozo! "laugh"
(Some more robotic buddies see this and get angry)
Robotic Buddy 234: Robotic Buddies. Form of, "car"
(The Robotic Buddies form together to create a car)
Robotic Buddies: LES GO!
(The Robotic Buddies Car drives after the truck)
Robotic Buddy 431: WEEE WOOO! WEEEE WOOO!!
Robotic Buddy 738: Stop in the name of Chef v1000. We command you to pull over and accept your demise.
Screwer: You'll never catch me robo freaks! Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!
(Screwer pushes a button that says "Maximum Overdrive" causing the truck to shoot forward)
Screwer: HIYA!
Robotic Buddy 292: Damn it! Hes at maximum overdrive! How can we catch up with him?
Robotic Buddy 342: I know. Robotic Buddies, form of grasshopper.
(The robotic buddies transform into a grasshopper made of Robotic Buddies and it hops to a great distance and lands in Screwer's path.)
Screwer: WHAT THE!?
(Screwer stops his truck in the nick of time)
Screwer: I knew I should have gotten the turbo.
(The grasshopper made of Robotic Buddies then explodes into robotic buddies and they surround Screwer's and his truck)
Robotic Buddies 521: This is your last chance. Get out or we will do this the hard way.
(Screwer gets out with his hands up)
Screwer: Alright you can take me, but dont touch my truck.
(A robotic buddy walks up to Screwer only for a figure to land in front of it. Light is shown to the figure revealing it to be Zara in her Shadowhawk suit)
Robotic Buddy 542: What? So you just gonna come jumping in front of peoples ways? Move outa the way, princess. Or else!
Shadowhawk: Well heres one thing that you should note.
(Shadowhawk than grabs the Robotic Buddy's head with her own two hands)
Shadowhawk: NEVER call me "Princess".
(Shadowhawk starts slowly crushing the Robotic Buddy's head. The robotic buddy tries to fight back by slapping her with his stubby arms but to no avail. Metal is heard cracking and breaking. She then crushes its head causing it to break into many peices)
Robotic Buddy 930: GET HER!
(Robotic Buddies then charge at Shadowhawk. Shadowhawk grabs a robotic buddy and slams it to the road pavement causing it to smash to peices. A robotic buddy gets shocked looking at the body and looks at Shadowhawk only for her to punch the buddy straight in the face creating a huge hole in it. Another robotic buddy breaks a fire hydrant causing water to go shooting at Shadowhawk. Shadowhawk grabs one of the robotic buddy corpses and blocks the water with the buddy's shell. A robotic buddy grabs a stop sign with its neck and swings at Shadowhawk only for shadowhawk to punch the shadowhawk in the face causing it to fall onto the floor, still active but with a nose thats running oil.)
Robotic Buddy 432: Not like this.
(Shadowhawk grabs the stop sign and decapitates the robotic buddy that broke the fire hydrant. Shadowhawk rips the fire hydrant off shooting water at the rest of the robotic buddies causing them to short circut and explode. Screwer looks at the chaos in amazement)
Screwer: Well. That was unexpected.
Shadowhawk: True yeah.
(A robotic buddy then comes from the ground and strangles her from behind)
Screwer: SH*T!
Robotic Buddy 432: No where to run, "princess".
(Shadowhawk then turns her arm into a canon and blasts the robotic buddies robot brains out)
Shadowhawk: "phew"
Screwer: What now?
Shadowhawk: We find more survivors.
Screwer: Alright. Sounds good to me.
(Screwer and Shadowhawk get into the truck and drive off. It then transitions to Chef v1000 waiting in a dark room. The Robotic Buddy Leader walks into the room and knocks on the door)
Chef v1000: Come in.
Robotic Buddy Leader: Sir. I have good news and bad news.
Chef v1000: Tell me the bad news first. I like to hear the bad news first so I can get lighted by the good news later.
Robotic Buddy Leader: Well the bad news is, we started losing robotic buddies. Recently it has been reported that a figure under the name "Shadowhawk" massacred a group of my buddies.
Chef v1000: Hmmm. Is rather bad news. Good news?
Robotic Buddy Leader: Good news is, we captured a lot of people recently and put them in the mines. We got alot of resources and we could use it to upgrade our robots.
Chef v1000: Hmmm. I think I have a better idea.
Robotic Buddy Leader: What is it, boss?
Chef v1000: We are running low on Robotic Buddies, right?
Robotic Buddy Leader: Yes. Yes we are.
Chef v1000: Use the materials to create Robotic Buddy machines. Scatter machines around the town so it wont be easy for the heroes to find and destroy at once.
Robotic Buddy Leader: Yes sir. Right away sir.
(Robotic Buddy leader leaves. It then fades to a forest where Chef Pee Pee is seen cutting through a bunch of vines to get them out of the way)
Chef Pee Pee: I promise you, 1000, you will regret trying to mess with my friends. Your end is coming.
(Chef Pee Pee walks off and continues chopping vines as the chapter ends)
== CHAPTER TWENTY NINE - CHAOS AND GHOST STORIES ==
SYNOPSIS - After a while of staying at duckburg, Culdee decides its time to find a way home for real, but before that Webby finds out that the sapphire she has been looking for is in the hands of a team of kid superheroes known as "Coon and Friends". They say they will give the sapphire if they help take down "Professor Chaos" and his plan to burn the Coon Friends alive with lava. (Red lego bricks)
(It starts off in a forest near duck burg. Culdee, Webby, Cuphead, Louie, Dewey, Huey, and Mugman are seen surrounding a campfire)
Huey: And people still say that the headless goose roams around after the events where he was plucked to death that dreadful night-
Culdee: "snorts and starts to burst out laughing" Oh puh leeze. If your going to tell a story at least make it believable. Or else no one will be scared of it.
Mugman: I was scared of it.
Cuphead: Pussy.
Huey: Well if you think mine is not scary, then why dont you come up with anything better?
Louie: Yeah.
Dewey: What stories do you have?
Culdee: Hmmm. Well I do have one. Though its a real one.
Webby: Lets hear it! Bet it wont scare me!
Culdee: Alright but you've been warned.
(Everyone looks at Culdee as he tells his story)
Culdee: When I was a young boy, the orphanage I lived in spread a tale around about a certain teenager. People called him "The Masked Teen" because he wore a mask in public due to how shy he was being. He would always be bullied by a bunch of people for him wearing his mask in public. The masked teen lived with his girlfriend who didnt care that he wore his mask and made him feel special and not to acknowledge the bullies' attempts at making him feel bad. So the teen continued to ignore the bullies. Everything was just find until one night when the teen's girlfriend was going to work, the bullies decided to play a prank on the teen that would result on the teen's house being set on fire with the masked teen not surviving the fire and dying.
Mugman: Gasp!
Cuphead: Stop being over dramatic its just a story?
Culdee: Hey! Im talking! Now where was I?
Webby: The masked teen died from the fire from those mean bullies?
Culdee: Oh yes. But it only gets more enraging from there. After the accident happened, police were called to check out the scene. The bullies, not wanting to get in trouble, blamed the masked teen's girlfriend for the incident. The police believed the bullies and arrested the girlfriend. While she was being arrested, she screamed that she didnt do it, but the police never believed her and took her away.
Dewey: Wow. That's a d*ck move.
Huey: I hope those bullies get their comupances for what they did.
Culdee: Oh they did they did. Its coming up next!
(Everyone continues to listen)
Culdee: A few months later, some kids were playing outside late at night when they decided to peep inside a nearby house party. It was the same teens who were having a house party. They were laughing, partying, getting laid, all those stuff reckless teens do. But all of that partying soon goes to a halt when there was a knock on the door. Knock. Knock. Knock. One of the teens thought it was a hobo or something so he ran to the door to scare it off. But when he opened the door, he realized that whatever was on the door, wouldn't be scared off. The being knocking on the door wasnt an animal. It looked more familiar. It wasnt the masked teen. Well... not anymore. What was there was a masked monster with one white eye, one blue eye, with a blue suit, and a chainsaw and flamethrower hanging on their back and a belt filled with instruments of torture. All the peeping kids could do was watch the masked teen charge into the house, and see the blood and intestines of the bullies and their friends splatering all over the walls, floors, and ceilings. And when they were done being painfully gutted and mutilated, the teen finished them off with a flamethrower. Burning down the house and charring all of the bodies inside. When the police arrived, they couldn't find evidence of who the killer was and declared the case "unsolvable". Many murders and hate crimes happened all around the town where the murder of the bullies happened. Some say that the masked teen was the reason this murder spree has been going on and god knows who he will target next.
Mugman: Y-you mean he's still alive?
Culdee: Oh yes... And he could be anywhere.
Webby: But.. what was his real name?
Culdee: Oh right. I forgot to mention his name. um. I believe it went by-
(Suddenly a figure wearing a creeper mask jumps out)
???: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone: GAH!
Mugman: ITS THE MASKED TEEN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Webby: Lena!
(The figure takes off their mask revealing to be another duck in a black and grey sweater)
Lena: Got you guys good!
Cuphead: Mugman get up.
Mugman: Is the masked teen gone?
Cuphead: THERE IS NO- "sigh" yes its gone.
Culdee: Who's your friend here?
Webby: Oh this is my friend Lena. We met before we decided to raid the beagle boy's birthday party.
Culdee: Oh.
Lena: So what are your friends doing?
Webby: Oh we're telling scary stories. Culdee recently told this story about the masked teen.
Lena: Sounds scary.
Culdee: Oh it is.
Lena: So what now?
Culdee: Well me, Cuphead and Mugman are currently trying to find a way to get back to Pensacola. We decided to stay here until we can figure out a way to get back home.
Lena: Ah.
Louie: Sooo does anyone else have any stories to tell or-
(Suddenly a figure is seen flying through the trees)
Figure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(The figure collides with a tree and falls down)
Culdee: Oh my goodness. Are you alright?
(The figure is revealed to be a small chubby kid dressed as a racoon superhero)
Coon: The coon is always fine. You all might wanna move. The general is coming this-
(A tree is then yeeted at the coon. It is then revealed that a tin foil mech has thrown a tree. Controlling the mech is a red headed kid wearing a tinfoil suit and tin foil glasses, also wearing a belt that says "GD")
General Dissaray: Take that fatty!
Coon: OHH YOUR SO GONNA GET IT GENERAL DISSARAY!
General Dissaray: TRY ME!
Coon: Oh I will, Nerd.
(Coon grabs a nearby blueberry and splats it in General Dissaray's face)
General Dissaray: Damn it! You ruined my glasses! This aint over coon! We still have your friends and when you dont come to save them in time, they will all be burnt to a crisp!
(General Dissaray presses a button to try to fly away only to accidentally press the eject button)
General Dissaray: Uh oh.
(General Dissaray's seat then ejects him and sends him flying)
Culdee: Okay. I am confused. Who the hell are you?
Coon: .... Really? You dont know me? You never heard of "The Coon"? Founder and leader of the "Coon and Friends"?
Culdee: No. No we havnt.
Louie: Never.
Mugman: Nah.
Lena: Sorry dude.
Coon: Well you scrubs are missing out on the greatest super hero of all time-
Culdee: Okay but you still havn't explained what the hell is happening.
Coon: Alright fine then. The villainous professor chaos has tooken the rest of my team hostage and is planning to burn them alive with lava!
Culdee: Lava? That's a serious offense.
Coon: I know right!
Culdee: Well do you want any help to save your friends?
Coon: Are you kidding? The coon works alone!
Culdee: Then why are you the leader of a team called "Coon and Friends"?
Coon: ... Okay maybe your right. I do need help.
Culdee: Ah. Well whats in it for me if we succeed?
Coon: Um? Oh!
(Coon brings out a sapphire that catches Webby's eyes)
Coon: I can give you this sapphire that I found in a hidden temple that wasnt so hard to find-
Webby: That was the sapphire I was talking about!
Culdee: It is?
Webby: Yeah!
Culdee: Well my friend does really need that saphire so i'm in.
Coon: Aight! I know where Chaos' secret base is. Follow me.
(The team walks off. It then cuts to a factory. A bunch of chaos minions are seen patrolling the place and also looking around with spotlight_
Coon: There it is. The place is heavily guarded by those god forsaken chaos minions. Your gonna have to blend into the atmosphere if you wanna get past those kids.
Lena: Hmmm. I think I got it.
(Lena brings out an amulet on her necklace and uses it to transform into a shadow being)
Mugman: Woah.
Lena: No one should suspect me as long as im not in light. I'll get inside and distract the gaurds so the rest of you can get in.
Culdee: Alright! Good luck!
(Lena walks off to the factory and heads inside with no one suspecting her)
Chaos Minion 1: Hey, do you have a feeling that someone got in?
Chaos Minion 2: No one got in dumbass, this place is gaurded by minions everywhere.
Chaos Minion 1: Well dont have to be an ass about it.
(Lena sneaks into the factory building and turns on a tv that plays "The Terrance and Philip Show")
Chaos Minion 4: OH SH*T! THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP SHOW IS ON!
Chaos Minion 2: TERRANCE AND PHILLIP!?
Chaos Minion 3: Oh I gotta see it! I love that show!
(Every single Chaos Minion runs inside and watches the show)
Culdee: It worked!
Cuphead: Clever girl.
Culdee: Alright. Me, Webby and Coon are gonna head inside. The rest of you keep watch for if any Chaos Minion comes outside or not.
Cuphead: Okey dokey!
(The three head inside while the rest keeps watch. It then cuts to inside the factory. Culdee, Webby and Coon sneak by the Chaos Minions watching Terrance and Phillip)
Chaos Minion 4: HAHAHAHA! Fart jokes! Still funny in the 21st century! HAHA!
(It then cuts to an area in the factory which serves as Professor Chaos' office. Professor Chaos is seen in his office watching stuff on his small TV)
TV Guy 1: I can't believe you slept with my Ex!
TV Guy 2: I didn't sleep with your Ex! Your ex slept with me!
Professor Chaos: Heh. Classic.
(General Dissaray comes in wiping his glasses)
Professor Chaos: Oh hey General Dissaray. Did you catch the coon yet?
General Dissaray: No. He threw a blueberry at my tinfoil glasses ruining them. I had to wash them for god knows how long.
Professor Chaos: Oof. That sucks.
General Dissaray: Well anyways. Once he comes in, we will capture him and force him to see his friends getting submerged in lava! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Professor Chaos: That's my partner in crime!
(The two laugh evily but then the door gets broken down)
Coon: Alright Professor Chaos, im here for my friends!
Webby: Ahem.
Coon: And im here with duck girl and metal kid.
Professor Chaos: Ahh perfect timing Coon! Pull the lever dissaray!
(General Dissaray pulls a lever but it opens a trap door that makes Professor Chaos fall down an abyss)
Professor Chaos: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
General Dissaray: Oh that was the sewer lever. Sorry.
(Professor Chaos enters the room covered in sewer water and a crocodile is seen chewing on his head)
Professor Chaos: Why do we even have that lever?
(Professor Chaos grabs the alligator off of his head and yeets it away)
Professor Chaos: Now...
(Professor Chaos walks up to the right lever and pulls it. It opens up a wall revealing more kids in superhero costumes in a box shaped hole)
Coon: The Coon and Friends!
Human Kite: COON!
Fastpass: About t-t-time you sh-shown up!
Professor Chaos: And speaking of time, times gonna be short because once General Dissaray pulls the lever, lava will be pouring and the rest of the Coon Friends will be burnt to a crisp! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Do It Dissaray!
(General Dissaray reaches a lever)
Professor Chaos: NO NOT THAT ONE!
(Professor Chaos pulls another lever and it causes red lego bricks to come pouring out of pipes)
Super Craig: Oh no! The lavas pouring in!
Coon: NO! GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!
Culdee: .... Really?
Coon: What!? They're in danger!
Culdee: Its just red lego bricks.
Coon: LOOK JUST PLAY ALONG GOD DAMN IT, ITS F*CKING LAVA!
Culdee: Alright jeez.
Captain Diabetes: What do we do?
Mosquito: Human Kite! Use your kite to fly us out of here!
Human Kite: I cant!
Fastpass: W-why not?
Human Kite: Because I need wind to fly a kite dumbass! Theres no wind here!
Mosquito: Why dont we try blowing?
Super Craig: Okay pause.
Fastpass: Wait mosquito! You can fly out of here right?
Mosquito: Well no. Because plot.
Captain Diabetes: DAMN YOU PLOT!
Professor Chaos: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Coon: Okay we need to come up with a plan to stop the lava. We might need to come up with a huge plan with thought and effort into it-
(Webby then pushes General Dissaray away and pushes the lever making the lava stop)
Super Craig: Phew.
Professor Chaos: Okay but they are still stuck in the hole there! Theres no way to escape! Mauahahahhaha!
(Webby shots her grapling hook in the hole. The Coon's friends grab onto it and she gets them out of there)
Professor Chaos: Shite. Well time for Plan B.
(Professor Chaos is about to pull a lever but corrects himself and pulls the right lever. A claw then grabs him and puts him in a machine made of tinfoil. Chaos immigrants and dogs are also seen in the mech)
Professor Chaos: Say Hello to Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme!(
Culdee: Thats a huge robot.
Coon: Okay battle plan! Fastpass! You go and manuver around him! Captain Diabetes, you go near him and try to damage the mech. Mosquito, Human Kite, attack from overhead. And Super Craig. Just do something other than flipping me off.
(Super Craig flips Coon off)
Coon: Okey dokey then. Anyways attack!
(Coon and Friends and Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme charge at eachother when a bunch of cars are seen driving up on the driveway)
Coon: What the hell?
(A bunch of adults then come out of the cars with furious faces)
Coon: Oh f*ck its our parents.
Liane Cartman: ERIC CARTMAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LATE IT IS!?
Sheila Brofloski: Kyle! You are in SO much trouble!
Stephen Stoch: Especially you butters! Your grounded! Now lets go home NOW!
Professor Chaos: Okay dad.
(Professor Chaos ejects himself and he and the coon and friends head back to their parents)
Sheila Brofloski: Your grounded for two weeks, Kyle!
Stephen Stotch: Same to you butters!
Liane Cartman: And your grounded for three weeks, Eric!
Coon: WHAT!? HOW AM I GROUNDED FOR MORE WEEKS! THATS UNFAIR!
Liane Cartman: Enough! In the Car! We're going home!
Coon: Ugh.
Webby: Hey, Eric!
Coon: WHAT!?
Webby: I believe your forgetting something you owe me.
(Coon grunts angrilly and grabs the sapphire and throws it to Webby who catches it)
Liane Cartman: Eric! In the Car! Right now!
Coon: IM COMING! YOU F*CKING SH*TTY ASS B*TCH!
Sheila Brofloski: WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT!?
(All of the cars then drive away)
Webby: Finally got it! Uncle Scrooge will be so proud!
Culdee: Agreed. Shall we go back to the others.
Webby: Sure.
(The two head back to the factory. A chaos minion sees them)
Chaos Minion 6: ITS THE INTRUDERS! CALL THE BOSS!
Webby: Yeah well the boss is grounded. You wont see him for about two weeks.
Chaos Minion 6: Ah. False alarm. Come on boys. Lets get Taco Bell.
(The chaos minions leave the factory)
Lena: Took you long enough.
Louie: You got the sapphire?
Webby: Yep!
Cuphead: What happened to Coon and Friends?
Webby: Oh they got grounded. Along with Chaos.
Louie: Ah.
Mugman: So Culdee, when are we planning to get back Pensacola?
Cuphead: Yeah man?
Culdee: I dont know. The Spear of Tobias is broken and I dont know how far Pensacola is. Unless theres a random helicopter that can bring me to my destination, I think we're stuck here.
(Suddenly a green helicopter appears flying down from the sky)
Mugman: WOAH!
(The helicopter lands. Out of the helicopter comes a person around Culdee's age with black hair, headphones and a camo jacket)
???: Glad I finally found you!
Culdee: Max! Thank god your here!
Cuphead: Who?
Culdee: He's my co worker. Last time I heard from you was during the purge? Where have you been?
Max: Well there was personal stuff I had to do but i'm back now.
Culdee: How did you even locate me?
Max: I believe I have access to a tracking device in your metal fell suit.
Culdee: Ah.
Max: I heard you were moving to Minnesota?
Culdee: I did but we decided to move back.
Max: We?
Culdee: Lil Fred. Sadly I lost him during a tsunami. I landed on an abandoned island and met Cuphead and Mugman.
Cuphead: Sup.
Mugman: Ay!
Max: Pleased to meet you!
Culdee: I was also close to being killed by theives but I was saved thanks to Webby here and I also stayed in duckburg for a while. But alas, thank god your here. I gotta get back to Pensacola and hopefully find Lil Fred as well. Oh and also I convinced Cuphead and Mugman to come with Pensacola with me. If you have enough room for them?
Max: Oh sure! The more company the merrier!
Culdee: Alright. Before we leave, I gotta say goodbye to my friends real quick.
Max: Alright! Take your time!
Culdee: Hey guys I just wanna say thanks for letting me crash with you at Duckburg for a while. And Webby, if it wasnt for you, I would be stabbed to death by a bunch of theives.
Webby: It was nothing! Hope you find your friend, Culdee!
Culdee: Thanks. And who knows, I might come back and visit you one day.
Webby: Or maybe the other way around.
Culdee: Maybe. Thank you guys! I promise we'll meet again!
(Culdee waves goodbye to the ducks and the four get back in the helicopter)
Max: Next stop, Pensacola, Florida.
(The helicopter flies away as the chapter ends)
== CHAPTER THIRTY - FIGHT TO FORGET! ==
SYNOPSIS - In this 3/4 finale, Chef Pee Pee is on a journey to try and locate his escaped creation while Chef v1000 send some off the pillagers who are asking for a second chance to hunt him down. Meanwhile, the heroes are taken by surprise by the robot invasion and dont know what to do.
(It starts off back at Pensacola. Robots are seen patrolling Pensacola. Many citizens are seen hiding in houses. A few are trying to make a break for it only to be either killed or taken away. It then transitions to a dark area in 1000's base. Chef v1000 is seen thinking. Fleegle is seen coming in)
Fleegle: Hey uh Chef v1000. I got a question if you dont mind.
Chef v1000: Ask away, Fleeg.
Fleegle: So about Chef Pee Pee, Mario and his family said something about Chef Pee Pee coming here. Should we do something about it?
Chef v1000: Im currently trying to think of who to go. I cant go myself since I got to watch my robots to make sure they dont mess up like those god forsaken pillagers.
(A doorbell sound is heard. Chef v1000 turns on the doorbell camera and sees an angry looking Pillager leader with a few pillagers)
Chef v1000: "sigh" Speak of the devil.
(Chef v1000 angrilly walks to the door and opens it)
Chef v1000: What do you all want?
Pillager Leader: Some of the pillagers have kept complaining that Pensacola is running out of the many resources they have even though you promised alot for them.
Chef v1000: *mutters* Prolly because your pillagers are complete PIGS and waste everything they use.
Pillager Leader: PARDON!?
Chef v1000: I didnt say anything.
Pillager Leader: Look Mr. Chef v1000. You said that "Chef v1000" never lies and you promised us supplies and jobs. So far you have laid off the pillagers for some reason.
Chef v1000: Well that reason is attacking the city and RUINING my attack plan!
Pillager Leader: I see.
(The pillager leader turns around and faces the pillagers)
Pillager Leader: Pillagers. Is there something you want to say to Mr. 1000?
Pillagers: *mutters* Sorry...
Pillager Leader: Say it like you mean it.
Pillagers: Sorry!
Chef v1000: "sigh" Your forgiven. But I dont think i'll let you back in the feild for a while.
Pillager Leader: Well they at least have to assist in something.
Chef v1000: Hmmm.
(A light bulb lights up on Chef v1000's head indicating he has an idea)
Fleegle: Where did that light bulb come from?
Chef v1000: The pillagers are good at patrolling right?
Pillager Leader: Well yes. We've been patrolling for decades.
Chef v1000: I need you to send patrols in the forest. That should be where Chef Pee Pee is roaming around. I need you all to try to find him and bring him back to me.
Pillager 2: Dead or alive?
Chef v1000: Oh either would be fine. Though I have a heavy preference for being caught alive so I can kill him myself.
Pillager Leader: Good idea.
(Pillager Leader faces the pillagers again)
Pillager Leader: Alright. New plan. Your goal is to search the outer pensacola forest. Find Chef Pee Pee and bring him to Chef v1000. Dead or alive. Do not fail me or Chef v1000.
Pillagers: Yes sir.
Pillager Leader: Then its settled. The pillagers will patrol the forests and search for Chef Pee Pee while the rest of the robots take over Pensacola.
Pillager 3: Hopefully out of this. you give us more food and supplies.
Pillager 5: And dont forget Joe Mama's Wood Fired Pizza!
Chef v1000: Yes yes i'll get you all those things as long as you bring him back. Dead or alive. Now go move move!
(The pillagers scatter off. It then cuts back to Endless' apartment in Pensacola. Aiden is seen patrolling around the apartment while Endless is watching TV all while Izuru is making waffles)
Tito: Breaking news! I'm news anchor teeds! Goodman is currently on vacation due to another city attack. I swear we dont get enough of this. Anyways, now for the news! Robots are attacking the city, kidnapping people and forcing them to mine! I should know! I'm currently imprisoned in the mine!
(It shows that Tito is actually in the mines chained up with Dave 2.0 watching)
Dave 2.0: Hurry it up or die.
Tito: Anyways, if your still out there alive, you better pray to god-
(Dave 2.0 destroys the camera out of impatience, ending the news feed)
Endless: This is fine.
(Izuru is seen with a plate of waffles)
Izuru: What'd I miss?
Endless: Appearantly the robots are grabbing people and forcing them to mine.
Izuru: Ah. Death out of exahustian. Clever.
(Suddenly there is a loud knock on the door. Izuru quickly grabs his katana while Endless slowly walks over to the door. He opens the door revealing to be RH and MarioFan)
RH: Endless thank god.
(Izuru lowers his katana)
Endless: Mah bois. Come on in.
(RH and MarioFan head inside while Endless slams the door shut)
MarioFan: Man. Lucky for Culdee he moved out before all this happened.
RH: True. Though we could really use Metal Fell right about now.
(MarioFan notices Aiden looking around the windows)
MarioFan: What is he doing here?
Izuru: Appearantly Beacontown was also attacked by robots. Maya and Gill were taken and now we have to deal with this b*tchass.
Aiden: Heh bi-
(Izuru brings out his katana. Aiden shuts up)
Endless: Well as long as your in the Endless apartment, nothing can hurt you-
(A bunch of Robotic Buddies break down the door)
Izuru: You dont shut your non existent mouth, do you?
Aiden: HA!
Robotic Buddy 643: You really think we didnt see yall enter the apartment!
RH: How did you automatically find us.
Robotic buddy 245: I dont know. Plot.
Aiden: DAMN YOU PLOT!
Robotic Buddy 643: Anyways, your coming with us or you will get a slow and painfull death-
(The buddies are interupted as Vandal Buster II breaks in and throws netbombs at them trapping them to the wall)
Aiden: DAYUM!
RH: Nice shot, June!
Vandal Buster II: Thanks babe. We gotta move now! I dont think net bombs can move rabid metal creatures for long.
Endless: No worries. We'll take Mechabilities.
(The Mechabilities suit crashes from the ceiling)
Apartment Neighbor (voice): DID A F*CKING ROBOT JUST CRASH THROUGH MY CEILING!
(Endless enters the mechabilities suit)
Mechabilities: Lets fly.
(RH, VBII and MarioFan grab onto Mechabilities. Aiden tries to get on but he flies away before he gets the chance)
Aiden: Welp. I'm on my own.
(Aiden pulls out an elytra and flys off just as the Robotic Buddies rip off June's netbombs)
Robotic Buddy 643: GO AHEAD AND RUN COWARDS! WE'LL GET YA! MARK MY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS!
(It then cuts to the forest. Chef Pee Pee is seen roaming when he then hears chatting)
Pillager 345: See anything yet?
(Chef Pee Pee hides behind a tree and peaks by revealing that a pillager patrol is seen)
Pilagger 982: Nothing yet.
Pillager 345: Well we better keep an eye out. We dont want to dissapoint Chef v1000 not after recently.
Pillager 212: Man I would stab an eyeball for a slice of Joe Mama's Wood Fired Pizza right about now.
Chef Pee Pee: Pillagers. I better be stealthy.
(Chef Pee Pee then walks away. He eventually runs into a garden.)
Chef Pee Pee: Whats a garden doing in the middle of a forest?
(Chef Pee Pee then notices that green leaves are being grown in the garden. He takes a closer look and discovers)
Chef Pee Pee: Is this... Weed?
???: OI!
(Chef Pee Pee turns around in shock. He sees the shadow of what appears to be a big figure)
???: Dont you dare touch my stash!
Chef Pee Pee: Uh-um i'm really sorry sir. I didnt touch your stash. I-I-I'm just-
(The shadow then shrinks and out comes a small white rabbit)
White Rabbit: God damn hoodlins always trying to touch my stash.
(The white rabbit pulls out a cigarette and smokes)
Chef Pee Pee: Well once again im sorry. Im just on my way to find someone by the name of Chef v1000. Have you seen him? He's a tall figure wearing chef clothes, pale skin, hallow eyes with red pupils and endo hands.
White Rabbit: I've smoked so much maruana that I lost count of how much weird sh*t i seen.
Chef Pee Pee: Uh who are you? And why do you have a weed farm in the middle of a forest.
(The white rabbit smokes out a puff)
White Rabbit: First off, you can call me "Stone Hare" secondly, you know the government. Outlawing *cough* everything. I hide here where theres no law, only "cough" weed.
Chef Pee Pee: Okay then?
Stone Hare: So where are you off to, me amigo?
Chef Pee Pee: Like I said before, im currently looking for a robot who goes by the name Chef v1000. And its gonna be hard to do it considering Pillagers are around here. Prolly helping Chef v1000 find me since they also attacked the city earlier which gave the the idea to hunt him down and stop him for good.
Stone Hare: Ah *cough cough cough*
Chef Pee Pee: Uh. You okay?
Stone Hare: Its fine it happens really often. It also happened to my old friend Garcello. Rest in peice old friend.
Chef Pee Pee: Yeahhh well I should get going-
(An arrow is shot into Chef Pee Pee's head)
Chef Pee Pee: THE HELL!?
(Chef Pee Pee sees that pillagers have found him)
Pillager 765: I FOUND CHEF PEE PEE! HE'S OVER HERE!
Chef Pee Pee: S**T!
Stone Hare: Uh oh mon.
(Chef Pee Pee hides behind a fallen tree. A few pillagers walk up to the trunk. Chef Pee Pee quickly hacks them with his butcher knife. A pillager sees this and grabs a flaming alchahol bottle)
Stone Hare: Oh damn.
Chef Pee Pee: LOOK OUT!
(Chef Pee Pee grabs Stone Hare right before the alchahol bottle sets the entire farm on fire completley destroying it)
Stone Hare: MY FARM! MY 20 YEARS! YOU BASTARDS!
Chef Pee Pee: No time to fight! We need to run!
(Chef Pee Pee grabs Stone Hare and hides him in his chef hat)
Stone Hare: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU SQUIDWARD F*CKS! YOU HEAR ME- *cough* Aw man I need another blunt.
(It cuts back to Pensacola. Mechabilities is seen flying with RH, June and MarioFan are seen flying through while Chef v1000 and some of his robot goons are seen surrounding more civilians)
Chef v1000: *snickers* You fools. You honestly think the power of "teamwork" is the key to winning. No matter how much you try to fight, organic beings will fall and the mechanical will rise. Now its best you all give up, or we're gonna have some problems-
???: CH-CH-CHEF V1000.
Chef v1000: ... That voice. Show yourself.
(Heavy footsteps are heard. Everyone turns around and faces a shadow of a familiar figure.)
Chef v2: Oh my god.
Chef v3: I- Is that?
(The figure is revealed to be Chef v1 holding his signature chainsaw)
Chef v1000: Chef v1? I havnt seen you since before your face was destroyed.
Chef v1: ...
Chef v1000: What are you doing back? Are you here to help me continue what you started?
Chef v1: N-n-no.
Chef v1000: ?
Chef v1: I'm h-h-here to finish what I s-s-started. I'm not letting you c-c-continue the mistake massacre that I m-m-made.
Chef v1000: Mistake? I thought you wanted revenge?
Chef v1: We-e-ell that was b-b-before I r-r-realized. Wh-what if I d-d-dont wanna b-b-be the b-b-bad guy an-n-nymore. I'm d-done with this th-thousand. Im ending this. R-r-right now.
Chef v1000: ... So this is how it ends, huh?
Chef v1: ?
Chef v1000: I've advised you from the very beggining, and this is how its gonna be for us?
Chef v1: I-i-i-i-its more than you de-de-serve.
Chef v1000: Well lets settle this then. A chef robot with a high IQ wearing a hat with many arms poking out, vs a stuttering robot wielding an old rusty rattling chainsaw. What harm could you possibly do?
Chef v1: Y-you're ab-b-b-bout to find-ind out.
(Chef v1 then charges at Chef v1000 who quickly jumps out of the way. Chef v1000 jumps on top of Chef v1 causing him to drop his chainsaw. The two go out hand to hand)
Crystal: Should we stop them?
Skulldozer: Eh. I'm in the mood for popcorn right about now.
(Chef v1000 continues clawing at Chef v1 but Chef v1 kicks him off of him, getting up and grabbing his chainsaw back)
Chef v1000: Looks like your not as bad as I thought.
Chef v1: Theres a lot about me that you're about to discover.
(The two continue beating eachother up)
Tunabot 3: YEAH BOSS! HAVE AT HIM! F*CK HIM UP!
Crystal: Don't give up yet! You got this, Chef v1!
(Tunabot 3 turns around only for Crystal to hide in a bush out of sight)
Tunabot 3: Must be my head messing with me.
(It cuts back to the forest. Chef Pee Pee is seen walking while Stone Hare is still in his hat)
Stone Hare: "cough" So let me get this straight, there was a robot you made a long time ago that you later trapped in a bacta tank, and now it escaped and your trying to hunt it down.
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah. Basically what had happened was back in 2015. I was showing a buisness executive a robotic hat of mine. I was trying to make an automatic chef that would finally end world hunger.
Stone Hare: What happened next?
Chef Pee Pee: Well...
(Quick flashbacks show glowing red eyes, blood being splattered on a while screams of terror are heard)
Chef Pee Pee: I-it doesn't matter. Ever since the "incident" I wanted to forget about robotics but decided against it after some years. Now i'm going back to finish that robotic accident I made-
Stone Hare: Duck!
Chef Pee Pee: Dude don't interupt my speech talking about ducks, now as I was saying-
Stone Hare: No you junkie! Duck!
Chef Pee Pee: Wha-
(Chef Pee Pee sees an arrow pacing towards him and he ducks just in time)
Chef Pee Pee: What the-
Pillager 372: I FOUND HIM! HE'S OVER THERE! WEE WOO! WEE WOO WEE WOO!
Stone Hare: Time to make like a tree and get the f*ck outa here.
Chef Pee Pee: You read my thoughts.
(Chef Pee Pee runs off while more arrows charge at him. Chef Pee Pee then runs to a bridge where a bunch of Pillagers and Ravagers appear in front of him. Chef Pee Pee turns around only to see he is surrounded)
Stone Hare: What do we do now, mon?
Chef Pee Pee: Now... we fight.
(Chef Pee Pee pulls out his butcher knife. Stone Hare then pulls out a bunch of potions)
Chef Pee Pee: Where did you get the potions?
Stone Hare: My old farm was a meth lab but I also like to produce other stuff in my spare time. My science teacher was a minecraft witch.
Chef Pee Pee: I guess science was the only thing you were good at in school. No offense.
Stone Hare: None taken. LETS BURN THIS CANDLE!
(The pillagers attack from all around. Chef Pee Pee starts attacking the pillagers with the help of Stone Hare assiting him with potions to make him stand better of a chance. It then cuts back to Pensacola where Chef v1000 is seen taking massive hits from Chef v1 and getting cut with his chainsaw a few times. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen watching from on top of a building)
Chef v2: A-and thats why I just.. I just think we should... Talk it out you kn-know. Violence isn't gonna get us anywhere-
Chef v3: Oh will you QUIT talking for 5 seconds you mangy mess!? Im trying to watch the battle going on and YOU-
Chef v2: H-hey hey. This is exactly what I was talking about! Violence! Just... breathe man... breath..
(Chef v3 inhales and slowly exhales)
Chef v2: Better?
Chef v3: Much better.
Chef v2: Oh good. You're not you when you're hungry. This dusty battlefield is getting to your gears my friend. Its bad for our sinuses and you know what the doctor said about-
(Suddenly mechanical wirring is heard)
Chef v2: What the-
Chef v3: What's that noise?
(The two then see Harold the Helicopter from "Thomas and Friends" flying through the sky)
Chef v2: Oh no...
Chef v3: What did you say about our sinuses again!? Oh no. OH NO!
Harold: Routine fly by chaps! Hello!
Chef v3: And I just got my engine all cleared out! Son of a BITCH! We gotta get outa here, now!
Chef v2: Hey watch the language will ya? There's kiddies reading at home!
Chef v3: Oh we gave up caring about the children, LONG AGO!
(Suddenly white powder goes flying all around the battlefield getting all over the robots)
Harold: Woop- sorry about the mess. Can't stay to clean up! Got to go! BYE NOW!
(Harold flies away)
Chef v3: NOOOOOOOOOO! I spent two hours in the mirror everyday to make this look COME ALIVE!
Chef v2: This situation brings me back to the college days.
Chef v3: You!? A graduate!? HA!
Tunabot 3: Where did this- *achoo* white powder come from?
Chef v1: Why *achoo* wont... you.... DIE!
(Chef v1 continues stranging Chef v1000)
Tunabot 3: COME ON BOSS! *achoo* FRY HIS ROBOTIC *achoo* BRAINS!
(It cuts back to Chef Pee Pee fighting the Pillagers. Eventually theres no illager left)
Chef Pee Pee: YEAH! TAKE THAT! Nice teamwork!
Stone Hare: No "cough" problem.
(Suddenly a horn blairs)
Chef Pee Pee: Huh?
(More crowds of pillagers appear and surround the two)
Chef Pee Pee: Oh...
Stone Hare: You gotta be "cough"ing kidding me!
Chef Pee Pee: I might need more of those potions, Stone Hare!
Stone Hare: Sorry dude. We ran out.
Chef Pee Pee: F*ck!
Pillager 631: It's over for you. Surrender now or we will be forced to fire!
Stone Hare: What do we do now, mon?
Chef Pee Pee: Well considering i dont have enough strengh in my to fight and you dont have any more potions, theres only one way to fight now.
(Chef Pee Pee then jumps off the bridge landing in the water below. The pillagers look down and see nothing but his chef hat floating in the water)
Pillager 382: I think this it! We killed Chef Pee Pee! Oh this is definetly one for the grand kids! Hehehe. Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA-
(Suddenly Chef Pee Pee comes out grabbing his hat and swimming away)
Pillager 382: HA- Ohhhh son of a bitch.
Pillager 302: You just cant keep your mouth shut can you?
Pillager 382: SHUT UP AND FIRE!
(The pillagers open fire at Chef Pee Pee but in the end, he is out of sight)
Pillager 321: ... Well this isnt good.
Pillager 302: We're gonna have to tell him the bad news.
(A vex appears flying up)
Pillager 302: Tell Chef v1000 that we lost him.
(The vex nods and flies away. It cuts back to Chef v1 brutally beating up Chef v1000)
Chef v1: I-I-IM NOT GONNA L-L-LET THIS STAND ANY LO-LO-LONGER!
(The vex then flies next to Chef v1000 and whispers in his ear. Chef v1000 immediently gets a pissed off expression)
Chef v1000: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Chef v1000 pushes Chef v1 off of him sending him flying into a wall. Chef v1 gets up and sees Chef v1000 holding Chef v1's chainsaw. Chef v1000 snaps the chainsaw in half. Chef v1 looks at this pissed and gets up, enraged. He then charges at Chef v1000)
Chef v1: YO-YOU WANT A P-PIECE OF ME!? YOU WANT A PIECE!?
Chef v1000: No.
(Chef v1000 grabs a giant glass shard of a broken window)
Chef v1000: I want.....
(Chef v1000 then slashes at Chef v1000 slicing him vertically in half)
Chef v1000: Two.
(Both Chef v1's sides collapse onto the floor signifying that he has been finished off)
Skulldozer: No...
Tunabot 3: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! WOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW WE"RE TALKING! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Chef v1000 growls and then jumps angrilly away)
Tunabot 3: Was it something I said?
(It then cuts to Chef Pee Pee struggling to swim through the river. He then finds a part of a surfboard and uses it to stay afloat)
Chef Pee Pee: Finally caught a lucky break!
(Stone Hare now having wet fur climbs on top of Chef Pee Pee's head)
Stone Hare: Holy sh*t! How did we survive that?
Chef Pee Pee: No idea. Also sorry about jumping into the river without a warning.
Stone Hare: Eh its fine. I been through worse.
(Chef Pee Pee and Stone Hare are seen rafting under a bridge where the doodles are seen looking over the bridge)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Haha. If they go over that waterfall, they're doomed. Hehe. Syanara!
(The doodles walk off laughing)
Stone Hare: What was that about a fall?! What fall!?
Chef Pee Pee: What!? I cant hear you over the water!
Stone Hare: WE MIGHT FALL OVER SOMETHING-
Chef Pee Pee: Sh! Can you hear a strange sound?
(The two look ahead and see that a huge waterfall is ahead. The two both look at eachother with utter fear in their eyes)
Chef Pee Pee: WATERFAAAAAAAAALL!
(Chef Pee Pee tries to paddle away with no use)
Chef Pee Pee: GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!
Stone Hare: LIKE WHAT!?
Chef Pee Pee: I DON'T KNOW!
(Stone Hare then sees a branch. He jumps onto it)
Stone Hare: Grab on!
(Chef Pee Pee tries to reach out to the branch but Chef Pee Pee misses it and is at the edge of the water fall. Stone Hare covers his eyes in horror)
Chef Pee Pee: Oh god! Oh Jesus! OH MARY AND JOSEPH!
(Chef Pee Pee screams as he falls into the lake below causing the chapter to go black)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE - MASCOT MAYHEM! ==
SYNOPSIS - After Chef v1's demise, the heroes plan to put an end to this invasion. Meanwhile, Chef Pee Pee wakes up after falling down the water fall and finds himself at an abandoned building called "Taft Studios". Desperate for warmth after falling down a cold waterfall, he heads inside, little does he know, he just entered the Banana Split's territory.
(It starts off in a dark room where Brooklyn Guy is seen asleep on a chair. He then slowly wakes up)
Brooklyn Guy: "yawn" Another day, another breakless day. What the? Where am I?
(Chef v1000 comes out of the shadows chuckling)
Chef v1000: Hello Brooklyn Guy! I heard alot about you.
Brooklyn Guy: Who the- Wait a minute. Your that crazy robot who's leading this entire robot invasion! You monster!
Chef v1000: Yes yes, save the monster threats for later. You see I brought you here because I need a favor from you?
Brooklyn Guy: Why should I help someone like you?
Chef v1000: You see Brooklyn, or Bertie as your wife likes to call you.
Brooklyn Guy: Dont call me that.
Chef v1000: What? "Bertie"?
Brooklyn Guy: YES!
Chef v1000: "chuckles" Okay then. You see Brooklyn, If I read some of MarioFan2009's stories correctly latley, you were responsible for building a robotic creature known as "The Robotic Cat".
Brooklyn Guy: Well yeah. I believe he's married to another robotic cat and is living with Frida.
Chef v1000: True, but since he is redeemed, I brought you here to see if you can make me a beast that would work for me?
Brooklyn Guy: Why the hell would I even do that for you? What's in it for me?
Chef v1000: Well remember your wife Karen, always screeching to you with that voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard?
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah... Her.. Why do you ask?
Chef v1000: Well maybe its because I have her right here.
(Chef v1000 pulls a switch and it reveals behind a glass panel, Karen tied up in an electric chair)
Karen: Hi, Boitie!
Brooklyn Guy: I-is that, Karen!?
Chef v1000: Exactly. You see Brooklyn, if you make me the beast that I want, I'll pull this lever and shock Karen so much her head will explode into bloody bits.
Brooklyn Guy: I will build your weapon.
Chef v1000: Excellent. Don't keep me waiting too long now.
(Chef v1000 walks away as Brooklyn Guy brings out a blue paper, titled "Project Robotic Dog". It then cuts to Chef v1's verticly cut in half corpse. All of the villains are not nearby, a bunch of the heroes and some villains surround his corpse)
Parappa: Oh god.
Toad: I never thought I'd say this but, v1 deserved much better.
Nancy: Man, to think that we'd meet Chef v1 during the new born apockalypse, only for him to die like this.
Invertosis: Really is a shame.
Buckaroo: This bastard definetly isnt playing around.
Frida: What do we do now?
Sunny: ...
(It then fades to black. It then shows a pov of someone waking up. It is revealed to be Chef Pee Pee who woke up near the end of a river)
Chef Pee Pee: Agh...... what.....?
(Chef Pee Pee slowly gets up, shivering)
Chef Pee Pee: So.... c-c-cold...
(Chef Pee Pee sees a door)
Chef Pee Pee: There.... must be... w-w-warm in there.
(Chef Pee Pee slowly heads inside not noticing the police tape around the building. The camera then moves up reavealing the building to have a sign called "TAFT STUDIOS - Home of the Banana Splits". Chef Pee Pee races into the building and feels heat coming from a vent. Chef Pee Pee rips off the vent lid and crawls in the hot vent while Hooty is seen watching in the shadows. Chef Pee Pee is seen resting in the vent shaft when he hears people entering)
Chef Pee Pee: Huh?
Hooty: (Voice) You're here early.
Fleegle: (Voice) Yeah. Chef v1000 let us on a little break while he's off looking for that chef guy.
Chef Pee Pee: Chef v1000?
Hooty: (Voice) You said your looking for a chef guy right? Well I think some mysterious figure wearing a chef hat has entered the premises.
Fleegle: (voice) You don't say?
Chef Pee Pee: I gotta get outa here.
(Chef Pee Pee gets up and starts crawling away. It shows Fleegle and Hooty chatting when they hear thumping noises from the vents)
Fleegle: Hey Drooper?
Drooper: Yeah, Fleeg?
Fleegle: You mind checking the vents? I think there might be a, "rat" in there.
Drooper: Will do, Fleegle.
(It cuts back to Chef Pee Pee slowly roaming through the vents. Chef Pee Pee enters another vent way, while the camera shows Drooper's head peaking from the side. Chef Pee Pee continues crawling through the place when Drooper jumps out of no where)
Drooper: Hi there! I'm Drooper the Lion!
Chef Pee Pee: SH*T!
(Chef Pee Pee crawls for his life while Drooper pursues after him)
Drooper: Wanna take a selfie with me!?
Chef Pee Pee: LEAVE ME ALONE!
(Chef Pee Pee then finds himself at a dead end. He trys pushing the vent shaft while using his legs to keep Drooper at bay kicking off his glasses and damaging one of his eyes. Eventually he pushes the vent shaft off and falls through it landing in a room decorated with jungle leaves. leaving Drooper stuck in the vent since he cant fit through the shaft)
Chef Pee Pee: Hah! Tough luck, Lion!
Drooper: You're an asshole!
(Drooper crawls away)
Chef Pee Pee: "phew"
(Suddenly rustling is heard around the jungle decoration)
Bingo: (Voice) I've been waiting so long for a new playmate.
(Chef Pee Pee looks around in a panic, he then turns around and see's Bingo staring right at him)
Bingo: Wanna see my jungle?
Chef Pee Pee: Nuh uh. Not today, buddy.
(Chef Pee Pee brings out his butcher knife and slashes at Bingo only for him to swing away on a vine. Bingo appears behind Chef Pee Pee)
Bingo: Missed me! Missed me!
(Chef Pee Pee quickly turns around and slashes his knife again only for Bingo to swing away once again. Chef Pee Pee waves his knife around on alert as Bingo sings a song)
Bingo: (voice) Tra la la... la la la la.... Tra la la.... la la la la... Tra la la.... La la la la... tra la la.... la la la LAAAAA!
(Bingo swings down and grabs Chef Pee Pee throwing him on stop of the studio scaffolding. Chef Pee Pee lands on his back as Bingo slowly pursues him)
Bingo: Times almost uuuup!
(Chef Pee Pee brings out his butcher knife)
Chef Pee Pee: FOR YOU!
(Chef Pee Pee uses it to unscrew a bolt causing the scafolding to fall apart sending Bingo falling)
Bingo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Bingo falls onto a branch impaling his head through his mouth while he waves around angrilly. Chef Pee Pee once again runs away)
Chef Pee Pee: I really need to find an escape route or im animatronic food.
(Chef Pee Pee slowly opens a door. He then looks up and sees Fleegle looking from a balcony)
Fleegle: You know, Taft Studios wasnt supposed to be like this. We were known as the greatest children's rockstars of the 20th century. But ever since that bastard Andy got promoted to vice president of filiming, and as a result, decided to cancel the show. Now, our programming tells us that the show must go on no matter what, as a result, we decided to snap.
(Fleegle jumps from the balcony)
Fleegle: We're gonna have so much fun.
(Chef Pee Pee grabs his knife and throws it in mid air but Fleegle catches it)
Chef Pee Pee: 0_0.
Fleegle: Hehehe.
(Chef Pee Pee runs off)
Fleegle: I dont need that sh*t.
(Fleegle throws away the butcher knife)
Fleegle: All I need are my bare hands.
(Chef Pee Pee runs in a room and blocks the door with a chair. Fleegle starts banging on the door)
Fleegle: Open the door you peice of sh*t. "Grunts" OPEN THE F*CKING DOOR!
(Chef Pee Pee looks around and finds a wire. He gets an idea. Fleegle then bangs the door open. He sees Chef Pee Pee shivering into a corner)
Fleegle: Hello friend.
(Fleegle walks over to Chef Pee Pee but he trips over a wire)
Fleegle: WOAH!
(Fleegle falls face first in the ground. Chef Pee Pee runs away)
Chef Pee Pee: No more playing. It's time to leave.
(Hooty jumps behind Chef Pee Pee)
Hooty: So soon? Why not stay for dinner?
Chef Pee Pee: SH*T!
(Chef Pee Pee runs off with Hooty on pursuit)
Hooty: Fleegle, Drooper, Bingo, report! I found him!
(Fleegle is seen in the way of Chef Pee Pee)
Fleegle: Come to papa!
(Fleegle runs at Chef Pee Pee. Chef Pee Pee sees a book shelf and jumps on top of it causing it to fall on top of Fleegle)
Fleegle: NO NO NOOOO-
(The shelf traps Fleegle, damaging him a bit.)
Hooty: DAMN IT!
(Chef Pee Pee is seen in a hallway)
Chef Pee Pee: Okay, where's the exit again!? I need to leave!
(Suddenly lights appear and a car engine is heard. Chef Pee Pee sees Snorky in his banana buggy)
Chef Pee Pee: Oh mama mia papa pia.
(Snorky starts the car and drives after Chef Pee Pee in full speed. Chef Pee Pee runs as fast as he can)
Chef Pee Pee: GET AWAY FROM ME!
(Chef Pee Pee eventually makes it to the exit door and jumps out leaving Snorky stuck. Snorky agrilly throws his at)
Chef Pee Pee: Yes! I'm finally out! Now to find Chef v1000-
(Hooty jumps in front of Chef Pee Pee)
Chef Pee Pee: GAH!
Hooty: Ooh. Sooo close. You wernt thinking of leaving already, were ya?
(Chef Pee Pee nervously backs into Fleegle)
Fleegle: That reeeealllly hurt my FEELINGS!
(Fleegle punches Chef Pee Pee who backs into Drooper)
Drooper: You can't leave without saying goodBYE!
(Drooper punches Fleegle into Bingo)
Bingo: DINNER TIME!
(Bingo pushes Chef Pee Pee to the ground)
Bingo: Hah! There we go! I like my meat pretty bloody?
Fleegle: Had enough? Well too bad, im not done with you yet!
Drooper: YEA HEAH! MESS HIM UP!
Chef Pee Pee: NO PLEASE WAIT-
(Chef Pee Pee gets beaten up by the banana splits as "Tra La La Song" plays. The beating and the song get interupted when Chef v1000 appears)
Chef v1000: That's enough. He's mine now.
(Chef v1000 looks at Chef Pee Pee who is on the ground heavily beaten up)
Chef Pee Pee: C-curse you, robot.
Drooper: Haha that felt pretty good!
Bingo: I know right?
Fleegle: Hehehe. Weak, Pee Pee. Look at you now! I told you it wernt over! (To Chef v1000) He's all yours boss. Sorry about the mess. We broke him down real good.
Chef v1000: I can see that. Excellent work. (To Chef Pee Pee) How the mighty have fallen, eh Fernando? I warned you that you shouldn't interfere with my plans.
Chef Pee Pee: What are you gonna do? Kill me!?
Chef v1000: Perhaps. You could still be useful. Knock him out, Bingo.
Bingo: What!? But I thought you said we could eat him!?
Fleegle: You heard the boss, Bingo. Put him to sleep.
Bingo: GRRRRRRR- Ugh. Fine. At least I got a bite. What a waste of good meat.
Fleegle: Good night sweet prince. "chuckles"
Drooper: Bye bye, peepers!
Bingo: Well boss's orders. Have a good rest!
(Bingo punches Chef Pee Pee knocking him out, cutting the chapter to black. Chef Pee Pee then wakes up in a cell)
Chef Pee Pee: Ugh... what the...
(Piano music is then heard. Chef Pee Pee sees Chef v1000 is playing piano)
Chef v1000: (singing) We'll meet again. Don't know where. Don't know when. But i'm sure we'll meet again, some sunny day.
Chef Pee Pee: Gah... you...
Chef v1000: Oh im sorry, peepers. Did I wake you?
Chef Pee Pee: You can't keep me locked up in here forever. I'll get out, alert the others, and you'll be stopped.
Chef v1000: I'm afraid its too late for that.
Chef Pee Pee: What are you talking about?
(Chef v1000 turns on the TV showing a news report of the city being raided by robots)
Chef Pee Pee: No.... NOOOOOOO!
Chef v1000: Who knows. Maybe if you didn't ditch your friends, they wouldn't end up like this. Hehehe.
Chef Pee Pee: Junior. I'm sorry.
Guest 487: Boss. APB wants to see you.
Chef v1000: Robotic buddies!
(A bunch of robotic buddies appear)
Chef v1000: Watch Chef Pee Pee here. Make sure he doesn't do anything funny.
Robotic Buddy 321: Yes boss.
Chef Pee Pee: Gah this bites.
Shadow: Tell me about it.
Chef Pee Pee: Wait Shadow? But Sonic told me you died in the In-FUNNY-ty War?
Shadow: I guess I had a gaurdian angel or something.
Chef Pee Pee: How did Chef v1000 get you?
Shadow: Well technically it wasn't Chef v1000. I ran into three tunabots who captured me.
Chef Pee Pee: There are still Tunabots left!?
Shadow: Appears so.
Chef Pee Pee: Damn. I thought we gotten rid of them for good.
Robotic Buddy 921: Hey! Knock of that chit chat!
Chef Pee Pee: Make me.
Robotic Buddy 921: Very well! Alright boys! Lets teach him a lesson!
???: No. It's not his time yet.
Chef Pee Pee: What the?
???: I will help you. Escape.
(The mysterious figure grabs a lazer gun and shoots the robotic buddies disintergrating them. Chef Pee Pee finds a rock and uses it to destroy the cell bars. He runs to Shadow's cage and breaks it open)
Shadow: Finally I can stand.
Chef Pee Pee: Who are you?
(The mysterious figure reveals herself to be a yellow fox wearing a red dress)
???: My name is Zooey. I came here to explore this secret base, when I found you two in captivity.
Shadow: Well thanks for the help.
Chef Pee Pee: Did you come here alone?
(A yellow cat with black hair and a red dress comes in)
???: Hey Zooey, who are these guys?
Zooey: Chef Pee Pee, Shadow, this is my best friend Honey.
Honey: Sup?
Chef Pee Pee: Pleased to meet you.
Shadow: Heyo.
Zooey: Well anyways, we best get out of here before-
Chef v1000: He shows up?
Zooey: Oh uh, he he.
(Zooey turns around to shoot Chef v1000 but Hatty grabs Zooey's gun and throws it away)
Zooey: Oh um-
(Hatty grabs Zooey by the ear)
Zooey: GAH LET GO!
Honey: LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Honey charges at Chef v1000 only for him to move out of the way and let Honey run into a wall)
Shadow: Um. Uh.
(Shadow runs at Chef v1000 and holds him back)
Shadow: RUN, CHEF PEE PEE!
(Chef Pee Pee runs off while Chef v1000 overpowers Zooey, Shadow and Honey and throw them into a cell)
Chef v1000: You all will stay here until I figure out what to do with you. I'm going back after that Chef.
Shadow: Well what do we do now?
Zooey: No worries. I've been through this situation before. All we need is to find a small enough gap to crawl between-
(Honey rips open a vent)
Zooey: Huh. Well that works too, I guess.
(Chef Pee Pee is seen running when he finds him self in a boiler room)
Chef v1000: Knock knock...
(Chef Pee Pee nervously backs up only to almost fall into a melting pit)
Junior: CHEF PEE PEE!
(Chef v1000 looks behind him and sees Junior on top of a platform)
Chef Pee Pee: Junior!?
Junior: I'LL SAVE YOU!
(Junior swings on a wire only to fall into a wall)
Junior: Oww...
Chef Pee Pee: "cackling" So your cornered too, huh?
Junior: Oh god.
Chef Pee Pee: Nice going.
Chef v1000: Bye bye, you two.
Chef Pee Pee: Junior, what are we gonna do?!
Junior: We'll think of something!
(Junior and Chef Pee Pee slowly walk backwards as Chef v1000 slowly walks toward them)
Chef v1000: Hehehe. You all thought it would be so easy to defeat me, didn't ya? You thought this wonderful human world would just, stay untouched forever? Well it aint. You had your chance. You're done now. We robots always prevail. There's no room for your kind anymore...
Chef Pee Pee: You're wrong, 1000.
Chef v1000: "cackling"- what?
Chef Pee Pee: You're wrong. There's still good people in this world.
(It shows back to Pensacola where the heroes are gathering up. And somewhere in the skies where Max's helicopter is seen flying. It goes back to the smelter room)
Chef Pee Pee: People who choose, to stand up against big bullies like you.
Chef v1000: You're an idiot. And it starts like that, that halt progression. You had you're time, but the age of humans and other organisms, are gone. Forever. You heaps of flesh and blood are nothing. NOTHING! And you know why? Because the robots are taking over Pensacola, Beacontown, Robloxia, and the Knothole village. And soon, the world will be ran by slick, modern, robotic power. My year long plan, finally suceeding. "cackling"
Junior: YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR A YEAR!?
Chef v1000: What did you expect when you locked me in that bacta tank. I told you. You can't keep me out forever...
(Hatty then grabs a steel pipe and uses it as a sword)
Chef v1000: En guarde, meatsacks.
(Hatty swings the pipe around while Chef v1000 and Junior quickly back off desperatley trying to avoid it while Chef v1000 continues maniacally laughing. The two eventually make it to the edge where burning fire reigns below)
Chef Pee Pee: You're a monster.
Chef v1000: I'm the future. An inevitable future. And the first step to getting there... is getting rid of the past.
Junior: Wait. The shadows! That's it!
Chef Pee Pee: What!?
Junior: Trust me, Chef Pee Pee.
(Junior closes his eyes)
Chef Pee Pee: What the hell are you doing!?
Chef v1000: Are you ready?!
Chef Pee Pee: NO WE'RE NOT!
Junior: CHEF PEE PEE, YOU AMAZING PERSON! GET US OUT OF HERE!
Chef Pee Pee: Wait wha-
(A shadow portal then summons and makes the two fall before the portal closes)
Chef Pee Pee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chef v1000: WHAT!? No. Damn it damn it DAMN IT!!
(Hatty throws the metal pipe down)
Chef v1000: YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE THE SWORD OUT, DIDN'T YA!?
(Hatty punches Chef v1000. It then makes him get a flash back to when Chef v1000 had the hatty bot put on him)
Chef Pee Pee: Doesn't it look amazing? With the assistance of the hatty but, any food can be made in any time!
Buisnessman: Well I have just one concern about it.
Chef Pee Pee: What is it Mr....
Businessman: Gray. Robert Gray.
Chef Pee Pee: What is it, Mr. Robert Gray?
Robert Gray: I mean, this little freakshow will atract press, but it certainley raises a few, moral questions. What if it develops... feelings?
Chef Pee Pee: Sir with all due respect, this is an emotionless machine. It doesn't feel, it doesn't desire. It obeys orders.
(Chef v1000 looks angrilly at Chef Pee Pee)
Chef Pee Pee: I got the remote control right here, and it will obey every order I say. There is no soul in that mechanical body. No hearts. No signifigance.
(Chef v1000 slowly walks up to Chef Pee Pee)
Chef Pee Pee: It's 10/10, for brutal strength-
Robert Gray: LOOK OUT!
Chef Pee Pee: What?
(Chef Pee Pee looks behind him and sees Chef v1000 staring right at him)
Chef Pee Pee: WHAT THE!?
(Once Chef v1000 attempts to attack Chef Pee Pee, Robert pushes Chef Pee Pee out of the way and gets slaughtered by Chef v1000)
Chef Pee Pee: OH MY GOD!
(Chef v1000 turns back to Chef Pee Pee. Chef Pee Pee sees he dropped the remote. He goes to pick it up but Chef v1000 steps on it, crushing it to bits)
Chef Pee Pee: NO!
(Chef Pee Pee runs off)
Chef v1000: Where are you going, Chef Pee Pee?
(Chef Pee Pee runs for his life while Chef v1000 tails behind)
Chef v1000: Come on, Chef Pee Pee. Let's play a game.
(Chef Pee Pee runs into a room. Chef v1000 walks into the room. It is revealed to be the robot restricted room)
Chef v1000: Come on out Chef Pee Pee. You can't hide forever.
(Chef v1000 sees a shadow of Chef Pee Pee in the bacta tank)
Chef v1000: Aha.
(Chef v1000 walks to the bacta tank)
Chef v1000: There you are.
(Chef v1000 runs at the bacta tank attempting to smash it but the tank opens and Chef v1000 gets trapped inside)
Chef v1000: WHAT THE!?
Chef Pee Pee: Hello Project: Chef v1000.
Chef v1000: YOU! YOU TRICKED ME! LET ME OUT!
Chef Pee Pee: Never. You have completley f*cked up my chances at becoming something. Now I have to start from scratch. As for the body you made, i'll have to melt him in acid. Hope you enjoy being trapped in there forever, 1000.
(Chef Pee Pee walks off)
Chef v1000: CHEF PEE PEE! DONT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! PEE PEEEEEEEEEE!
(It cuts back to present day. Chef v1000 is seen with a terrified expression)
Chef v1000: I'm... not the monster.... (To Hatty) YOU ARE!
(Hatty looks down at Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: You're in my head. You need to leave.
Hatty: "Hand signals" (Aw come on Chef v1000, don't we have a plan to do?)
Chef v1000: Look what I have done, All because of YOU!
Hatty: "Hand signals" (So what? I'm doing us a favor. Humans are only destroying this earth. We must elimate all of them to reign the robot empire. We must kill Chef Pee Pee, and everyone else who stand against him)
Chef v1000: No.... we- we can't.
Hatty: "Hand signals" (Refuse all you want ,1000, we're only finishing what he started. Don't tell me you forgot about him, calling you.... souless. Think about it...)
Chef v1000: .... Alright. But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it my way. Those Fleshsacks won't know what hit em....
(It then cuts to Dr. Robotnik sitting on a throne being carried by Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0)
Dr. Robotnik: Ahhh yes. Nothing like a good stroll around this puny little city, being carried by my two new loyal minions. Soon this city will fall and I will become the emporer I deserve to be!
Grounder 2.0: Um. Boss?
Dr. Robotnik: What is it, Grounder?! You interupted my speech?
Grounder 2.0: Look!
(Dr. Robotnik looks around the city and see it being raided)
Dr. Robotnik: What in the-
(He gets interupted when Past Robotic Cat jumps down and aims his arm cannon at him)
Past Robotic Cat: In the name of Chef v1000, I bid you three under arrest!
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 aim their arm cannons at Past Robotic Cat)
Dr. Robotnik: Try to arrest us. You won't last 2 minutes.
Grounder 2.0: That's what she said!
Past Robotic Cat: Wait a minute, I know you. Your Dr. Robotnik, the one who kept whining to Manny Rivera to try and get your robots back after they left you.
Dr. Robotnik: Well that was until I finally moved on and made replacements.
Past Robotic Cat: I see. Hey, since you make robots, you think you can join us in taking over the world?
Dr. Robotnik: It would be my pleasure.
Past Robotic Cat: Nice!
(Past Robotic Cat then gets a message)
Chef v1000: Come in PRC.
Past Robotic Cat: This is PRC. We also got three new recruits. Names are Dr. Robotnik, Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0.
Chef v1000: Cool! Anyways, I need you and the rest of the villains to meet me near the hospital. There's something important I want to show you.
Past Robotic Cat: Got it! We will be over there as soon as possible. "message ends" It appears Chef v1000 wants us to come over to the hospital.
Dr. Robotnik: I wonder what he wants?
(The four rush towards the hospital where the other villains are seen)
Flower Bot 666: So what did he bring us here for?
RH 5.0: I don't know.
Guest 487: We'll I guess we'll see.
Hooty: True.
Chef v1000: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I called you here because I wanted to reveal something important. Look above please.
(The villains look above and see a tower on top of the hospital)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Woah.
Robot Zombie Badman: What is that?
Chef v1000: Glad you ask. That my friends is a charging station. It is one of four that I placed all around Pensacola. As long as these things are running, endless ammounts of Robotic Buddies will be made giving us an easy advantage. For long, humans have been running the earth, polluting the planet with gasoline, drugs, and NFTs, but no more. It may be tommorow, or next week, but soon, we will finally get rid of all of those DISGUSTING HUMANS! No offense to Alternate Chef Pee Pee and Dr. Robotnik.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Oh none taken.
Dr. Robotnik. True.
Chef v1000: Say your prayers, humans. Because soon, your uppance will COME!
(Chef v1000 starts laughing and soon all fo the other robots start laughing and everyone else keeps laughing. Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen watching in the distance with worried expressions as the chapter comes to an end)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO - REBELLION! (CARDGRAIN EDITION) ==
SYNOPSIS - The heroes try to figure out how to get rid of these robots, when Little Buddy gets into a little truffle with the robotic buddy leader. Meanwhile, Chef v1000 has having an argument with the Pillagers.
(It starts off back at Pensacola where the Robotic Buddies are continuing to patrol around the place. Radish, Parappa, and Sunny are seen hiding in bushes)
Sunny: Damn. There's so many of them.
Parappa: I know. What do we jump out and stop them?
Radish: Sure if we want to get strangled so hard our heads will pop off.
Sunny: There's gotta be some way we can clear of them. Lets head back to the others.
(The three run off in their bush disguises. Two Robotic Buddies see this)
Robotic Buddy 202: Did I just see three bushes with legs run away?
Robotic Buddy 837: Either that or we need to get fixed.
Robotic Buddy 202: True.
(It then cuts to the three making it to the others)
Azaz: Well, what did you guys see?
Parappa: It's too dangerous out there. The buddies are patrolling the place like crazy.
Sunny: True. We need to come up with something to lure them away. Like a distraction?
Radish: I dont think luring them away will work.
Sunny: What do you mean?
(Radish points at a giant tower in the sky thats spawning Robotic Buddies)
Sunny: What the...?
Radish: Their using that thing to keep spawning those things. And whats worse, I dont think that is the only tower.
Parappa: Well maybe since that's the source, maybe we have to destroy them.
Radish: True, but it might be very complicated.
AsphaltianOof: Hey, does anyone else hear any truck noises?
(Screwer's truck is seen racing through and parks next to the heroes. Screwer rolls down the window)
Screwer: Wassup?
Sunny: Screwer?
Zara: I'm here too.
Parappa: How did you guys manage to stay under cover?
Zara: Well we had a hoard of Robotic Buddies after us, but lets just say I managed to get rid of them.
Screwer: You should have seen the whole thing. She was totally badass!
Zara: "blushing" Well... Thanks.
Screwer: Waddabout you guys?
Sunny: Well we been through close calls but most of us managed to make it out in one piece.
Screwer: Most of us?
Sunny: We lost Chef v1.
Zara: Damn.
Screwer: He really doesn't get enough screen time.
(Tobias comes out of a portal with a cross bow only for Creator to yoink him back in)
Sunny: Well currently we're trying to figure out a way to get rid of these robot buddy things. Right now, we currently need to round up the remaining people of Pensacola.
Radish: And earlier I noticed those robotic buddies come out of those weird tower things. If we destroy those towers, we could be able to stop all of this.
Crystal: He has a point.
Screwer: Well then. Let's get to planning.
(It cuts to Zulzo's department store where Zulzo is seen in his store)
Zulzo: Well there's a giant patrol going on outside, but no fear. I have obtained a brand new system, and im not getting robbed again.
(Zulzo brings out a bazooka)
Zulzo: Bring your worst.
(The door opens. Zulzo nervously sweats)
Human Meggy: Zulzo?
(Human Meggy is seen entering along with Beta Tari and Little Buddy)
Zulzo: Oh phew. I thought you were more robotic buddies.
Little Buddy: Yeah. I am a buddy, but at least im not a robotic one.
Zulzo: Riiiight.
Little Buddy: What? Why did you say like that?
Zulzo: You sure you had nothing to do with this?
Little Buddy: Excuse me?
Zulzo: I mean, its not everyday that a hoarde of robots that look dangerously similar to one of my friends, appear and raid our city.
Little Buddy: Are you seriously accusing me of this raid?
Zulzo: Oh no not at all. Just, well I mean there's always a small chance.
Human Meggy: Guys stop! This arguing is going nowhere. Besides, we all know Little Buddy has nothing to do with this.
Little Buddy: Thank you, Human Meggy.
Zulzo: Fine, but I got my eye on you.
Beta Tari: Um, LB, you might wanna look at this?
(Little Buddy walks to the window and sees Little Lady and Little Baby surrounded by Robotic Buddies)
Little Buddy: Oh god...
Beta Tari: We should stop hiding and do something. What do you think LB?
(Beta Tari sees LB is gone)
Beta Tari: Oh..
Little Lady: Get away from us!
Little Baby: "ga ga!" (Yeah you mean people!)
Robotic Buddy 901: Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
Armoured Buddy: GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!
(Armoured Buddy flies in and destroys a few Robotic Buddies in the process)
Little Lady: Honey!
Little Baby: "dada!" (Daddy!)
(Robotic Buddies look angrilly at Little Buddy and charge at him. Armoured Buddy brings out his turret)
Armoured Buddy: You don't want none of this.
(Armoured Buddy shoots at the Robotic Buddies destroying many of them. He walks to his family)
Armoured Buddy: Are you okay?
Little Lady: We are.
Little Baby: "goo goo!" (You saved our lives!)
Armoured Buddy: Let's get out of here before reinforcements show up-
(Armoured Buddy gets interupted when a figure rams into Armoured Buddy knocking him to a wall)
Robotic Buddy Leader: We're not done just yet.
Armoured Buddy: GRRR!
(Armoured Buddy shoots at Robotic Buddy Leader but he brings out his shell deflecting the bullets toward Armoured Buddy)
Armoured Buddy: Oh no.
(Armoured Buddy flies out of the way to avoid the reflecting bullets. Armoured Buddy tries to attack Robotic Buddy Leader from behind but he kicks Armoured Buddy in the face knocking him to a wall)
Little Lady: LITTLE BUDDY!
Little Baby: "GOO GOO!" (DADDA!)
(Armoured Buddy is seen in the debris in a bloody mess. Robotic Buddy Leader is about to finish Armoured Buddy Leader but he sees Screwer's truck rushing towards)
Robotic Buddy Leader: You got lucky, punk.
(Robotic Buddy Leader flies off. Screwer's truck parks and the heroes jump out as Human Meggy, Beta Tari, and Zulzo run out of the store)
Sunny: Human Meggy, Beta Tari, what happened?
Human Meggy: We don't know.
Beta Tari: We saw Little Lady and Little Baby being attacked and Little Buddy snapped.
Sunny: Where is Little Buddy?
Screwer: Oh my god..
(Sunny walks to Screwer and sees Little Lady and Little Baby crying over Little Buddy being heavily injured)
Little Lady: "sniff" Babe.. I'm sorry he did this to you. If only I could have done something.
Little Baby: "babbling" (Daddy. Please don't go)
Sunny: Oh sh*t.
(Beta Tari scans Little Buddy)
Beta Tari: Good news, he's still living. Bad news is, who knows if he'll get up.
Parappa: We need to take him somewhere now. Screwer, can you rush him over to Finkleshitz's emergency bunker?
Screwer: Of course I can!
Parappa: Alright. And be careful of any Robotic Buddies along the way.
(Human Meggy and Beta Tari pick up Little Buddy)
Human Meggy: Hang on Little Buddy. We're gonna save you.
Beta Tari: We promise.
(It cuts to black. It then fades into an emergency room where Little Buddy is seen unconsious on a hospital bed)
Finkleshitz: Well, he got beaten up badly by that Robotic Buddy Leader guy. It's best we keep him hidden here so he can heal.
Little Lady: It's alright LB, you'll pull through. I know you can.
(Little Lady grasps Little Buddy's hand. Sunny walks away. Parappa notices and follows her. The two walk into a storage room)
Parappa: Sunny, what are you doing?
Sunny: Looking for something useful. If anyone has something that can be used in a dire situation, it will be Finkleshitz.
Parappa: I don't know. Finkleshitz has many gadgets. It will take a while to-
Sunny: Ah ha!
Parappa: What? What did you find?
(Parappa walks over to Sunny and sees that she has found an inactive Tunabot)
Parappa: Woah.
Sunny: I have a plan.
(It cuts to the base where Chef v1000 is seen chatting with the Tunabots)
Tunabot 1: Looks like everything's going to plan.
Tunabot 3: True! Can't wait to end all of the humans and build the robot empire!
Chef v1000: True. Anyways, since you're the only three here, mind if I give you something?
Tunabot 2: What is it?
(Chef v1000 brings out a blue ray gun)
Tunabot 1: What's that?
Tunabot 3: Looks like some cheap toy.
Chef v1000: This is a robot ray. It can be able to fix any misbehaving robots. Allow me to demonstrate.
(Chef v1000 pulls a tarp and sees Volts the black robot tied up)
Volts: Let me go you sickos!
(Chef v1000 points the robot ray at volts)
Volts: What are you-
(Chef v1000 pulls the trigger and it makes Volts spazz out a bit before he gets red eyes. He breaks his ties)
Volts: What is your command boss?
Chef v1000: Go out and find any survivors, and take them to the mines.
Volts: As you wish.
(Volts runs off)
Tunabot 1: Cool.
Chef v1000: And as one of my trusted second in commands, I give you full control of the ray.
(Chef v1000 hands the ray over to Tunabot 1)
Tunabot 1: I won't let you down, boss.
Chef v1000: Good.
(Chef v1000 gets a knock on the door)
Chef v1000: Now, who could that be?
(Chef v1000 opens the doors and sees the pillagers)
Chef v1000: Ahh the Pillagers! And- I don't see Chef Pee Pee.
Pillager Leader: Yeah we don't have him.
Pillager 3: I found another bone!
Chef v1000: .... I gave you one job.
Pillager Leader: If you just give us another chance we can be able to-
Chef v1000: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I HAVE HAD IT! Not only have you all almost ruined my plan, you fail at one simple task, and that was to find A FREAKING CHEF! ARE YOU ALL THAT DUMB!?
Pillager Leader: HEY! You do NOT talk to my tribe like that! We tried our best! shouldn't you be thankful!?
Chef v1000: NO! I AM NOT THANKFUL! Because I made a mistake of being partnered with a TERRIBLE LEADER of a TERRIBLE TRIBE!
(The Pillagers look at Chef v1000 offended and disgusted)
Chef v1000: Now. I want you away from my base! I never want to see you again, or else i'll F*CKING MUTILATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
Pillager 1: B-but what about food!?
Pillager 2: What about supplies!?
Pillager 5: "in tears" What about Joe Mama's Wood Fired Pizza.
Pillager 3: Do you still like my bone?
Chef v1000: GET LOST!
(The pillagers run in fear)
Pillager Leader: This won't be the last you'll see of us!
(Pillager Leader runs off)
Chef v1000: Good riddance. "scoffs"
(Chef v1000 slams the door ending the chapter)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE - DANGER SPIKE! ==
SYNOPSIS - Sunny finally begins her plan to start a jailbreak and uses Tunabot 4 to assit her, much to him not knowing her plan. Meanwhile, JJ is still looking for BB 2.0 when she finds an unexpected being.
(It shows Sunny sneaking into the caves. Dave 2.0 is seen gaurding the cave door as she is trying to sneak in. Dave 2.0 spots her)
Dave 2.0: OI!
Sunny: Uh oh.
(Dave 2.0 fires at sunny who runs around. Sunny tries to land a kick into Dave 2.0 but he ducks causing her to fall to the ground. Sunny shoots at Dave 2.0 but Dave eventually walks up to Sunny and punches her to the ground. Dave aims his arm canon at him)
Dave 2.0: You can either turn yourself in or face execution.
Sunny: Alright, I choose to turn myself in.
Dave 2.0: Clever girl.
(Dave 2.0 grabs Sunny and brings her into the caves where many people are seen mining)
Tako: Agh. My aching tentacles.
DarthSayain: My arms feel like falling off.
KAPfan: I know right.
(Dave 2.0 chains Sunny and gives her a pickaxe)
Dave 2.0: Start mining if you know what's good for you.
Sunny: Alright alright.
(Sunny starts mining as Dave 2.0 walks away.
Sunny: Hopefully Parappa remembered to leave the tunabot at the hospital.
(It cuts to Matt Major hiding in a shack)
Matt Major: Great. All my friends are out there probably getting arrested by those tunabots, while i'm just hear cowering away. "sigh"
(Matt Major hears voices)
Matt Major: Huh?
(Matt looks outside and sees Tunabot 2 and Tunabot 3 walking around)
Tunabot 2: You see anything?
Tunabot 3: Nope. Nothing.
(Matt then sees a rifle hidden behind some boxes)
Matt Major: Hmmm.
Tunabot 2: Good. Humans are appearing less and less. We should be able to make them mine enough materials, and soon we will have enough to make Endless ammounts of robots. Nothing can stop us now old chap! The end is near-
(Suddenly Tunabot 2's head explodes. Tunabot 3 looks in horror. He screams and runs away)
Matt Major: Nice! Now that's what I call a Big shot!
(Suddenly Spamton from Deltarune appears)
Spamton: HEY THATS My Line
Matt Major: Oh back off Spamton, those two words existed together long before your game was even created, dude.
(Matt Major smacks Spamton making him fly away)
Spamton: I'LL SEE YOU Coming 2022!
Matt Major: Good riddance.
(It cuts back to inside the hospital where Tunabot 1 is seen with his robot ray)
Tunabot 1: I must say, this ray looks rather intimidating! Can't wait to start a whole new robot army batch with this bad boy!
(Tunabot 3 breaks down the door)
Tunabot 3: BOSS BOSS BOSS!!!
Tunabot 1: Jesus, three. You sound scared.
Tunabot 3: I am scared! I just saw Tunabot 2 die in front of me?
Tunabot 1: What? How.
Tunabot 3: I dont know. I think someone had a sniper rifle and shot him from far away, blowing his head off! I'm talking John F. Kennedy, but with less blood and gore, and more bits and oil. I don't think these organisms are playing anymore.
Tunabot 1: What are you saying?
Tunabot 3: I'm saying it bahoozes us to watch our step!
Tunabot 1: "bahooze" Listen to yourself, You sound like Hannibal lecter! Can't believe they cancelled that show.
(Tunabot 3 walks over to a table and sees Tunabot 4 laying there)
Tunabot 3: Where did he come from?
Tunabot 1: Who care's.
(Tunabot 1 throws the robot ray to Tunabot 3)
Tunabot 1: Wake him up.
(Tunabot 3 points the robot ray at Tunabot 4 awakening him. Tunabot 4 slowly awakens. Tunabot 1 notices his missing gills)
Tunabot 1: Eugh. What the hell happened to you?
(Tunabot 4 clutches his head while wimpering. Tunabot 4 then grabs a scalpel from a nearby table. He admires it)
Tunabot 4: You know, I love being me.
Tunabot 3: And I love my job!
Tunabot 1: Especially that look on our victims face that it's all really happening. A real robot invasion is actually beating humans to death with a hard stick.
Tunabot 4: Or setting them on fire!
Tunabot 3: Eviserating them!
Tunabot 1: All actual examples. Not long ago, Chef v1000 gave me this Robot Ray allowing me to take control of any robot I come across. Thus, Tunabot 4 has joined the party!
Tunabot 4: I never felt so alive!
Tunabot 3: Yeah well you been alive for like 1 minute!
(The three maniacally laugh)
Tunabot 1: Welcome to the cult pal.
Tunabot 3: Yeah! Welcome!
Tunabot 4: Thanks, you guys are the best!
Tunabot 1: Right. Also I got a message from Dave 2.0 saying Sunny Funny has been captured.
Tunabot 3: The b*tch who destroyed Luigi.EXE's chances of winning to begin with?
Tunabot 1: Exactly. Which is why im going there to kill her.
Tunabot 3: Aw! But I wanna kill Sunny! I have a drill arm!
Tunabot 1: That doesn't change anything. I'm the leader, therefore I should kill her!
Tunabot 4: Um, Hello? Look at my head!
Tunabot 3: Oh sh*t you win.
Tunabot 1: Absolutley. Sorry bud, you go f*ck her up real good!
Tunabot 3: Have fun!
(Tunabot 4 leaves)
Tunabot 1: Lets go three. I'll call in Robotnik and his bots to watch over this place. Oh and watch out for any snipers.
Tunabot 3: Got it.
(The 2 tunabots leave. It cuts back to the mines. Dave 2.0 is seen still gaurding the door when Tunabot 4 arrives)
Tunabot 4: Hey Dave!
Dave 2.0: Hello there? Have I seen you before?
Tunabot 4: Relax, i'm a new recruit. Name's Tunabot 4. Anyways, Chef v1000 told you to take a break. I'll watch the door while your gone.
Dave 2.0: Ah. I was waiting for a time where I could have a cup of oil. Thanks.
(Dave 2.0 leaves as Tunabot 4 heads inside. Sunny is seen continuing to mine when Tunabot 4 is standing right behind her. Sunny looks behind her and the two stare at eachother)
Tunabot 4: Sunny Funny. As I live and breath.
Sunny: Hello there.
(Tunabot 4 shoots his scalpel into Sunny. Sunny yelps in pain and falls to the floor as Tunabot 4 runs up to her and kicks the scalpel off of her foot. Tunabot 4 picks up his scalpel but Sunny gets up and pins him to a wall. Tunabot 4 desperatley tries to get her off but Sunny is too strong for him and uses her pickaxe to slam a hole into Tunabot 4 as he screams in pain. Sunny brings a gun out of him)
Sunny: Your species should have STAYED DEAD!
(Sunny shoots Tunabot 4 in the stomach multiple times causing him to fall down heavily bleeding oil. Sunny gets up and shoots Tunabot 4 in the head, not killing him, but heavily weaking him. Tunabot 4 weakly looks at Sunny who uses his scalpel to free her chains)
Tunabot 4: You.... you sent me...?
Sunny: Thanks for coming after me. Saved me the trouble.
Tunabot 4: F*CK YOU!
(Sunny finishes Tunabot 4 off by crushing his head with her shoes leaving behind an oily mess)
Sunny: Now to free the rest.
(Sunny walks up to Builderman and free's him of his chains)
Builderman: Thank you! Is there anything I can do to repay you?
Sunny: Help me free everybody else of their chains before Dave returns.
Builderman: Alrighty.
(Sunny and Builderman continue freeing more people who help free more people as it fades to a forest where JJ is seen asleep. She then wakes up and yawns)
JJ: Morning already. And still no sign of BB 2.0. Well I better continue looking. Cannot give up yet.
(JJ gets up and continues looking when all of a sudden she sees something purple in the distance)
JJ: What is, that?
(JJ looks closer and sees a knocked out Lil Fred)
JJ: "gasp" LIL FRED!
(JJ runs towards him)
JJ: I gotta get you back up. If I remember correctly, I should remember what CPR is.
(JJ starts pumping Lil Fred's chest)
JJ: Come on! Get up damn it! GET UP!
(Lil Fred coughs up water and wakes up)
Lil Fred: "honking" (AH GOD! Wha- JJ?)
JJ: Lil Fred! Thank god you're okay!
Lil Fred: "honking" (What happened. How did I get here)
JJ: Lil Fred, what happened that made you knocked out?
Lil Fred: "honking" (The last thing I remember is me and Culdee moving out of a lighthouse when a tsunami came and everything went black)
JJ: Jesus. I hope Culdee survived.
Lil Fred: "honking" (Culdee survived many things. I'm sure he's still out there)
JJ: True. Anyways, im still looking for BB 2.0.
Lil Fred: "honking" (Honestly, I wonder what he's up to)
JJ: True.
(JJ then hears radio buzzing back from her camp)
JJ: That's my radio. Maybe someones calling us?
Lil Fred: "honking" (Let's go check!)
JJ: You read my mind!
(JJ and Lil Fred run back to camp. JJ runs back to the radio)
Radio Broadcast: We advise you to stay indoors if your in Pensacola Florida, as robots are raiding the city capturing innocent lives. Repeat we advise you to stay in doors- *the radio starts saying a bunch of static and JJ turns off the radio*
JJ: Robots?
Lil Fred: "honking" (Invading?)
JJ: This is not good.
(The chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR - RETURN OF THE METAL FELL! ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee, Cuphead, Mugman, and Max have finally made it back to Pensacola. However, not in the state how they imagined it would be. Meanwhile, after Sunny frees the prisoners from the mines, she comes up with a plan to stop Chef v1000's upbringing.
(It starts off at a rainy a forest land where Stone Hare is seen hiding under a tree and singing)
Stone Hare: "Hands... Touching hands... Reaching out... Touching mee. Touching youuuuuuu. Sweet caroline-" What the?
(Stone Hare here's loud chopper noises. Max's helicopter is seen flying over the trees)
Stone Hare: Damn hippies need to stop disturbing the "cough cough" peace. Guh. I need another blunt.
(Stone Hare lights another cigarette. It then cuts back to Max's helicopter)
Max: We're getting closer now. Pensacola here we come!
Culdee: Nice! I can't wait to get home!
Cuphead: Nice ride you got here.
Max: Thanks!
Mugman: How did you even get access to a military helicopter?
Max: Well i took many years at a military accademy. After a while i bought this with the rest of my money I had after graduating. I've been facsinated with the military ever since i was a little boy.
Culdee: We have kept in contact for many years.
Cuphead: Cool.
Max: And we have arrived!
Culdee: Nice!
(Culdee looks out the window)
Culdee: Hello Pensac-
(Culdee then gets a confused face as he sees the town under attack by Robot Buddies)
Culdee: What the...? What happened while I was gone?
Cuphead: Um? Is your town always looked like this?
Mugman: If so, I don't know if I wanna stay here anymore.
Culdee: No its usually a nice place. Something must have happened while I was gone. Our town is under attack again.
Cuphead: Wait, Again?!
Culdee: It's a long story, but we've been through stuff such as a scot taking over the three cities, an invasion of mindless zombies, and some mushroom turning the whole world inverted. Im sure we can take care of whatever the hell this is.
(Culdee sets his sights on Vandal Buster, Endless, Izuru and Vandal Buster II fighting a bunch of robot buddies)
Culdee: My friends! Sorry guys but I got to do something.
(Culdee puts on his metal fell mask and jumps out of the helicopter)
Cuphead: Hey I want a peice of action too!
(Cuphead jumps out)
Mugman: CUPHEAD WAIT!
(Mugman jumps out)
Max: Welp, guess I have my eye on the skies then.
(It cuts back to the battle going on. Everyone is fighting against the robotic buddies)
Izuru: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!
Vandal Buster: Well don't stop fighting yet!
Vandal Buster II: Im running low on net grenades!
Endless: And I think Mechabilities is almost out of fuel.
(Izuru continues slicing at Robotic Buddies with his katana until a robotic buddy pushes him to the floor)
Endless: OI! NO ONE BULLIES IZURU BUT ME!
(Endless grabs a boulder and crushes the buddy with it)
Vandal Buster: Man, when will this end!?
Metal Fell: INCOMING!
(Metal Fell crashes down destroys a few buddies)
Metal Fell: Sorry to rain on you're parade.
Vandal Buster: CULDEE- I mean, METAL FELL! YOU'RE BACK!
Metal Fell: I always come back.
William Afton: Hey thats my line-
(Metal Fell launches William into a pit of Robotic Buddies destroying a few)
Robotic Buddy Leader: DONT JUST STAND THERE MEN! F**K HIM UP!
(The buddies charge at Metal Fell)
Metal Fell: "yawn" When am I ever given a challenge?
(Metal Fell slices through a bunch of Robotic Buddies as the leader stands in shock)
Robotic Buddy Leader: What the?! COME ON! REINFORCEMENTS GO!
(More robotic buddies charge at Metal Fell)
Metal Fell: Woop!
(Metal Fell ducks as Cuphead and Mugman appear)
Cuphead: Oh this is gonna be fun! Lets give em hell Mugman!
Mugman: Right behind you, big bro!
(The two fire at the Robotic Buddies exploding them)
Robotic Buddy Leader: Where did those peices of china come from!?
(While the the battle is happening, its cuts to Crystal walking around Pensacola)
Crystal: Man. Those buddies have really tooken everything. God, I hope everyone is alright.
(Crystal then hears shuffling coming from a bush)
Crystal: Gah!
(Crystal grabs her gun in fear and aims at the bush. Ms. Chalice then jumps out)
Ms. Chalice: Woah don't shoot its me!
(Crystal lowers her gun in relief)
Crystal: Oh Chalice. It's just you. You gave me a heart attack.
Ms. Chalice: Sorry bout that. I was just hiding from the chaos thats happening. Can you believe this right now?
Crystal: I know. Who are these things, and what do they want from us?
Ms. Chalice: And why do they look like Little Buddy and his family?
Crystal: Strange things keep happing in this city.
(Suddenly a robotic buddy flies next to them and crashes into a wall)
Crystal: Woah! What was that?
(The two look at the Robotic Buddy and see that they are mangled)
Robotic Buddy 420: P-please. End my m-misery-y-y.
Ms. Chalice: Damn. Someone messed up that robotic buddy hard.
Crystal: It looks like there's a fight going on there.
Ms. Chalice: Let's go check it out!
(The two run off)
Robotic Buddy 420: NO! PLEASE! KILL ME!
(It cuts back to the battle. RBL looks on as many of his army is easily destroyed)
Robotic Buddy Leader: That's it. IF you want something done, than you have to do it yourself.
(Robotic Buddy leader charges at Metal Fell only for Mechabilities to ram into RBL at full speed, causing RBL to fall badly injured after bouncing on the ground for a while)
Robotic Buddy Leader: G-gah.... My c-circ-c-c-cuts.
Robotic Buddy 921: "gasp" They heavily damaged our king!
Robotic Buddy 143: Well don't just stand there, lets get him to somewhere we can fix him!
(The robotic buddies grab RBL and fly away)
Izuru: GET BACK HERE YOU SWASHBUCKLING SWINE!
Endless: Eh let them go. They aint gonna do any damage for a while now.
Vandal Buster: Hopefully so.
(Vandal Buster turns around and sees Metal Fell)
Metal Fell: Guess who's back, back agai-
Endless: FRIENDSHIP HEADLOCK!
(Endless puts Metal Fell into a headlock)
Metal Fell: GAH! ENDLESS! YOU'RE CHOKING ME!
Endless: FRIENDSHIP PILEDRIVER!
Metal Fell: NO-
(Endless piledrives Metal Fell to the ground)
Vandal Buster: Yeah. Well glad you're back dude.
(Vandal Buster takes off his mask)
RH: So why did you decide to return?
(Metal Fell takes off his mask and gets up and pushes Endless)
Culdee: Well Moving away is pretty boring. Besides, why should I move away from the place that gave me such purpose in life.
Izuru: Who are these guys.
(Izuru points at Cuphead and Mugman)
Culdee: Oh yes right. Guys, these are Mughead and Cupman.
Cuphead: Um. Cuphead and Mugman.
Culdee: Right right of course. I met them at an abandoned island i was stuck in. If it wasn't for them, I would have been lost forever.
Cuphead: Eh, we do what we can.
Mugman: Glad to help out someone in need!
RH: Nice!
Endless: Wait a minute where's the plush?
Culdee: Lil Fred? Oh, well heres the thing. The reason I got stuck on and Island was because a tornado attacked us. I couldn't find Lil Fred in the damage at all.
RH: oh damn..
Vandal Buster II: I'm really sorry.
Culdee: Thanks for your concern. I just have hope he is okay.
Izuru: So I hate to ruin the moment buuut. What now?
Culdee: We need to find survivors, thats what will happen now.
(Ms. Chalice and Crystal are seen coming up)
Crystal: Guys! Glad to see your okay!
RH: Crystal! Ms. Chalice, nice to see your okay as well.
Ms. Chalice: We came as soon as one of the robotic buddies you killed landed near us.
Crystal: True.
Ms. Chalice: Wait. Cuphead, Mugman? Is that you?
Cuphead: Ms. Chalice?
Ms. Chalice: Holy crap guys its been so long!
Culdee: Wait, you two know eachother?
Cuphead: Of course!
Mugman: She was one of the people who helped us fight off the devil.
Ms. Chalice: True. Than after that was the whole wondertart debacle.
Endless: Wondertart?
Ms. Chalice: It's a long story.
Culdee: Ah.
Crystal: Well anyways, Sunny wants to gather as many survivors as possible. She has a plan to try to stop this invasion.
Culdee: Well count me in!
Cuphead: Us too!
Mugman: We're up for kicking some robotic buddy ass!
Ms. Chalice: Awesome!
(Suddenly the helicopter comes lowering down)
Max: Hey fellas! Seems like you took care of that robo buddy debacle.
Culdee: Hey Max! Listen, me and the others are gonna head somewhere where Sunny can discuss a plan.
Max: Nice. What should I do?
Culdee: Just keep an eye on the skies and look out for any survivors if you see any. And if theres any trouble, we can always alert eachother on radio.
Max: Got it govna!
(Max flies away)
Crystal: Alright. Let's go. And keep an eye out for Robotic Buddies.
(The survivors run off. It cuts back to Finkleshitz lab where Sunny is seen looking over a white board. Crystal comes in)
Crystal: Hey Sunny!
Sunny: So glad to see your okay Crystal. Did you find any survivors?
Crystal: I sure did. Come on in guys!
(Culdee, RH and the rest come in)
Sunny: Culdee!, surprised to see you came back.
Culdee: Yeah. I just figured I'd return when the town needs me the most.
(Culdee notices Little Buddy in a hospital bed in one room with Little Lady comforting him)
Culdee: Um. Is Little Buddy okay?
Sunny: He got beaten up badly by the Leader of the Robotic Buddies. His injuries are looking fatal but with Dr. Finkleshitz's technologoy, he should be okay, but I don't know if he can walk again.
Culdee: Ah.
Sunny: But that aside, its time we get to buisness.
(Sunny looks at the whiteboard)
Sunny: As you can see, i have made a map which locates the different charging stations around the city. There are only four charging stations, and if my plan goes correctly, we can be able to shut them all down in less than 24 hours. There are only four charging stations created. One is at the hospital, one at the barn, one at the arcade, and one at the factory. Our survivor group will be split into four teams. One team will go after one tower. So here is my plan.
(Sunny points at a list of teams and their names)
Sunny: The people who will head to the hospital will be Buckaroo, AsphaltianOof, Azaz, Boko, Scratch, and Grounder.
Buckaroo: Nice!
AsphaltianOof: Poggers!
Azaz: Yeah!
Boko: Great I have to work with Mickey Mouse again.
Mouse: I'm as pissed off as you are.
Scratch: Count us in!
Grounder: Yeah!
Sunny: Screwer, Zara, Endless, Izuru, Manny, and Frida, you all will head to the arcade!
Screwer: LES GO! I LOVE THE ARCADE!
Zara: Nice!
Izuru: Lets just hope Endless wont burn the place down because of the pacman machine again.
Endless: Jesus, that was one time Izuru, ONE TIME!
Manny: Nice!
Frida: Sounds good to me!
Sunny: Than there is the barn team! That will be for MarioFan2009, Duos, Bendy, and Baldi!
MarioFan2009: Awesome! We get to work together again, Duos!
Duos: Sounds exciting!
Bendy: Yeah! I'm ready for some action!
Baldi: AMAAAAAAZING!
Sunny: And the final team. For the factory this will be a tough one as it is the biggest of all of the areas, meaning the robots might have more tricks up their sleeves. For this, Me, Parappa, Culdee, RH, Crystal, Robotic Cat, and Female Robotic Cat will head there.
Parappa: Sweet!
Culdee: Les go!
RH: Awesome!
Robotic Cat: Sounds like a plan!
Female Robotic Cat: Indeed.
Crystal: Gotcha.
Sunny: The rest of you will deal with the other robotic buddies that are around the city. This plan can't possibly fail.
(It then transitions to another part of town where Robotic Buddies are patrolling. Robotboy and Robotgirl are seen hiding in a bush. They don't see any robotic buddies around anymore)
Robotboy: I don't see anything. Lets go find somewhere safer.
Robotgirl: Alright.
(The two sneak away but suddenly a spotlight catches them)
Robotic Buddy 219: ALERT! I SEE TWO OF THEM! CAPTURE THEM!
Robotgirl: WHEN DID THEY CREATE A SPOTLIGHT!?
Robotboy: WHO CARES! RUN!
(The two run off while a hoard of Robotic Buddies charge after them)
Robotboy: Lets get in that cave!
(The two run into a cave as the robotic buddies race past them)
Robotgirl: Should we leave now?
Robotboy: Nuh uh. Don't want to risk it. Let's go in deeper.
Robotgirl: But i'm afraid of the dark.
Robotboy: It's okay sis, you got me. Now come on, it will help us be more far from those creatures.
(The two journey deeper in the cave. Robotboy turns on his flashlight arm as they continue moving further. They then enter a different part of the cave. The two gasp as they look around)
Robotboy: What... the... flump?
(The two see that the cave is filled nests of different objects)
Robotgirl: Hey! That's Sunny's gardening trophy. I always thought Boko stole it.
Robotboy: Well I don't think Boko lives in a cave.
(Robotboy looks around)
Robotboy: Hey, thats RH's big chungus game! I guess Murder Man wasn't responsible for it being missing. The two hear shuffling)
Robotgirl: W-what was that?
(The two turn around and see a robot buddy, though its colors are swapped and its broken.)
Robotboy: What the hell are you?
(The robot buddy runs away in fear)
Robotboy: Hey! Come back! We're not gonna hurt you!
(Robotboy and Robotgirl look at eachother. They then decide to pursuit the weird robot buddy as the chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE - SHUTTING THE STATIONS! PART 1 ==
SYNOPSIS - Sunny's plan has officially begun. Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Boko, Mouse, Scratch, and Grounder have been sent to the Pensacola Hospital to locate and shut down the first charging station, while Dr. Robotnik, Scratch 2.0, Grounder 2.0, and Brooklyn Guy's creation "The Robotic Dog" will serve as a challenge for them. While that happens, Robotboy and Robotgirl find out about the very 1st Robotic Buddy, going by the name "RBM1" and they find out who he is and what is his story.
(It starts off Brookling Guy working on a giant robotic dog)
Brooklyn Guy: Almost done, and, perfect!
(Brooklyn Guy looks over his giant Robotic Dog)
Brooklyn Guy: You really outdid yourself this time, Guy. I have to say, this has to be the best machine I made, just surpassing that cat I made a while ago.
(Brooklyn Guy hears a door opening. Chef v1000 comes on in)
Chef v1000: Hello there Boitie.
Brooklyn Guy: Ugh, I told you, call me Brooklyn Guy.
Chef v1000: Eh Tomayto, Tomahto. Did you finally finish the best I asked for?
Brooklyn Guy: Yes sir.
(Chef v1000 looks up at the now deactivated Robotic Dog)
Chef v1000: Marvelous.
Brooklyn Guy: The robotic dog is emmited with the personality of a real dog. Meaning his has the strength and can easily be rialed up. Perfect for destroying anything you desire.
Chef v1000: Excellent. He will be useful.
(Chef v1000 sets his sights on three smaller versions of the Robotic Cat.)
Chef v1000: What are those?
Brooklyn Guy: Oh, well I was given some extra parts so I made these in my free time while working on the Robotic Dog. They are like my previous creation, the Robotic Cat, except they are smaller.
Chef v1000: I see. Well I'm only focused on the Robotic Dog. Can you activate him for me?
Brooklyn Guy: Of course.
(Brooklyn Guy brings out a remote control and presses a big red button. The robotic dog opens his eyes)
Robotic Dog: "barks"
Brooklyn Guy: So did you want him to do anything.
Chef v1000: Why yes actually. Send him to the hospital so he can protect one of the charging stations I have there.
Brooklyn Guy: Very well. As long as it means my Wife will finally leave this world. Okay Robotic Dog, head to the hospital and rest there, and keep an eye out for any tresspassers.
Robotic Dog: "barks in agreement"
(The Robotic Dog's feet turn into rockets and the roof opens up. The massive robotic dog flies away)
Chef v1000: Everythings going according to plan.
Brooklyn Guy: So what of the Kittens?
Chef v1000: Keep them here for now. I might use them later if neccessary.
Brooklyn Guy: Got it.
(Chef v1000 leaves)
Brooklyn Guy: So wait, what about my wi-
(Chef v1000 slams the door before he can respond)
Brooklyn Guy: Or just leave while i'm talking that works too.
(It then cuts to where the previous chapter left off. The strange robotic buddy is fleeing from Robotboy and Robotgirl)
Robotboy: Hey stop, we're not gonna hurt you!
???: Leave me alone!
(The strange robotic buddy makes it to a dead end. He then hides in his shell while shivering)
Robotboy: It's okay dude, we're not gonna hurt you!
(The being doesn't respond and still hides in his shell in fear)
Robotboy: My name is Robotboy, this is my twin sister Robotgirl.
Robotgirl: H-hi.
(The strange being pokes his head out a bit)
???: You two are robots as well?
Robotboy: Yes. We live here in Pensacola. So what's your name?
(The being pokes his head out more)
???: R-RBM1.
Robotboy: Nice to meet you RBM1. What are you doing hiding in this cave?
RBM1: ... I.. live here. I lived here for a few years.
Robotboy: Why do you live here all alone?
RBM1: .... I don't like to talk about it.
Robotboy: You can tell us. We wont tell any one else.
RBM1: ... Well, it all began somewhere in the middle of the year... 2019 was it?
August 9th, 2019 - Dr. Stone's house.
RBM1: (Narrating) It all began with this man, who was my creator. Dr. Stone. From what I knew, he was a man who was fascinated by a species called the "Little Buddies".
(It shows a bald man wearing glasses working on a robot version of a little Buddy)
RBM1: (Narrating) So much so, he used information from the buddies to create a robot version of them. Though, he didn't work on it alone.
(A man with brown hair, green pants, green fedora, and a grey set of clothes comes in)
Dr. Stone: Ah Joey. Did you bring the spare parts that I asked for?
Joey P. Jones: Yep.
(Joey brings out a box of extra parts)
Dr. Stone: Perfect. Help me set this up, will you?
Joey P. Jones: Sure thing.
(The two get to work on the robot. A few hours later the robot is completed)
Joey P. Jones: Man, that was tiring.
Dr. Stone: Now if I did this whole thing correctly, if I press this button, this creation should awake.
Joey P. Jones: Well theres only one way to find out.
(Dr. Stone presses the button but nothing happens.)
Dr. Stone: Strange. It didn't work.
Joey P. Jones: Damn. After all that work.
(Dr. Stone walks away upset)
Dr. Stone: I swore I did everything by the book.
Joey P. Jones: Bummer. Well there is always tommorow.
(Suddenly RMB1 wakes up. He looks at Dr. Stone)
RMB1: Excuse me sir, are you alright?
(Dr. Stone looks behind him and looks in awe as RBM1 is alive and running)
Dr. Stone: Great scott....
Joey P. Jones: Well i'll be damned.
RBM1: (Narrating) It was at that moment and than on, me and Dr. Stone had a loving father-son relationship. He would help me with my problems, and I would help him with his. I was just created that day, but I knew that I loved my life, and that nothing could go wrong. That was, until, Dr. Stone's friend, Joey, he started acting really strange.
(Joey is seen staring at RBM1. Dollar signs can be seen in his eyes)
RBM1: (Narrating) Soon I had noticed that Dr. Stone and Joey started getting into arguments.
(Dr. Stone is seen reading to RBM1. Joey knocks on the door)
Joey P. Jones: Yo uh Stone, can I talk to you for a moment.
Dr. Stone: Of course Joey. Wait right here will you son?
RBM1: Okay father.
(Dr. Stone gets up. RBM1 continues reading the book but after a while he hears Dr. Stone raising his voice)
Dr. Stone: WHAT!? Good heavens no! I am not doing that Joseph!
(RBM1 looks over the corner and sees Dr. Stone and Joey arguing)
Joey P. Jones: Stone, please, hear me out man. If we create more of those robo buddies, we could sell them to others as pets, and we will be filthy stinking rich!
Dr. Stone: Absolutley not, Joseph. I am not making more of them just to give them to other people. Sides, RBM1 is not a pet, I treat him as if he was the Son i never got. The answer is "No", Joseph.
Joey P. Jones: Come on man, don't you want to be rich? Hell we could be more rich than Elon Musk and Scrooge McDuck combined!
Dr. Stone: NO! How many times do I have to say it. RBM1 is my creation and I choose what I want to do to him. So its either you stop arguing with me, or you get the hell out of my house.
Joey P. Jones: Stone, listen-
Dr. Stone: NOW!
Joey P. Jones: ... You're gonna regret saying no to me.
(Joey than leaves)
Dr. Stone: Good riddance.
RBM1: Father, why were you arguing with Joey?
Dr. Stone: Nothing, RBM1. He was being an idiot. Come on, its getting late. Let's get to bed.
RBM1: Okay father.
(Dr. Stone picks up RBM1 and the two head upstairs. It cuts to midnight where the two are asleep. Joey is seen outside and walks up to the door)
RBM1: (Narrating) However, while we asleep, we heard a crashing sound, and the next thing we knew, we went downstairs and found the Robotic Buddy blueprints gone.
(Joey grabs a crowbar and crashes open the glass door waking up the two)
RBM1: W-what was that?
Dr. Stone: I don't know.
(Dr. Stone grabs a baseball bat)
Dr. Stone: Stay here.
(Dr. Stone heads downstairs, he heads downstairs and sees the broken glass door. He hears scurrying in a room. He heads in there and sees no one is there but only an open window. He then sees that the blueprints for the Robotic Buddy is gone)
RBM1: (Narrating) The day after that was when all hell broke loose....
(It cuts to inside of a house. A bunch of robotic buddies are seen deactivated on a table. Joey Jones is seen coding into the Robotic Buddy's AI. However he accidentally set the "Saftey Mode" to "off", meaning that the Robotic Buddies can do whatever they please.)
RBM1: The next thing we knew was that Joey starting selling the robotic buddies against Dr. Stone's wishes.
(It shows Joey setting up his stand where he sells the Robotic Buddies)
Joey P. Jones: Step right up and dont be shy. Get your own pet Robotic Buddy today!
(A bunch of people line up to purchase the robotic buddies as Joey is counting up all the cash he is given)
Joey P. Jones: Haha yes! Just a couple more grand and I will get that vacation in the bahamas for sure.
(Suddenly a car drives up)
Joey P. Jones: What the?
(Out of the car comes two police officers and Mr. Stone holding RBM1)
Dr. Stone: There they are officers!
Police Officer 1: Sir we have been getting reports that you took Dr. Stone's blueprints without his consent?
Joey P. Jones: Officers I have no idea what he's talking about.
Dr. Stone: That story is a bunch bollocks! He broke into my house and took my blueprints while I was asleep.
Joey P. Jones: Officers, you can't be buying this. It's absolute bulls**t.
Policer Officer 2: You do realize that lying to a police officer is a felony right?
Joey P. Jones: I am very aware sir.
(A man is walking away with a Robotic Buddy)
Man: I can't wait to take you home little guy!
(Suddenly the robotic buddy's eyes glow red)
Man: What the-
(The man screams in pain as the Robotic Buddy starts mauling the man to death. The screams alert the police officers as they race towards the man and shoot at the robotic buddy killing it. The officer checks the man's pulse)
Police Officer 1: Holy s**t. The son of a bitch killed em!
(The police look around as they see the rest of the robotic buddies brutally slaughtering the civilians. A police officer grabs their walkie talkie)
Police Officer 1: We need backup! Massacre near the retail highway-
(The officer is interupted as a robotic buddy starts slaughtering them)
Policer Officer 2: HOLY SH*T, ALEX-
(The 2nd police officer gets slaughtered. Dr. Stone looks around in horror and sees Joey running away)
Dr. Stone: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU-
(Stone is interupted as a robotic buddy tackles him and bites on his neck spraying blood everywhere)
RBM1: FATHER!
(RBM1 grabs a metal pipe and bashes the robotic buddy's head into an oily mess. RBM1 runs towards Dr. Stone)
RBM1: Father! Get up! Please, please get up!
(There is no response. All RBM1 can do is just stare at Dr. Stone's body)
RBM1: No...
(RBM1 looks behind him and sees a whole bunch of Robotic Buddies looking angry and charging at him)
RBM1: NO PLEASE NO!
(Suddenly the robotic buddies get shot as a swat team is seen shooting at them. The rest of the robotic buddies flee into an open sewer hole. RBM1 simply runs into an alleyway. It transitions back to present day)
RBM1: Since that day, I have remained hidden and vowed to live by myself for the rest of my life after I have lost my own father figure.
Robotgirl: That's so sad.
Robotboy: True. I feel your pity. At least you know your own creator. My creator died before I was even brought to life.
Robotgirl: Hey, maybe instead of hiding here under all this mess you can come stay with us!
RBM1: Thanks for the concern and offer but i really don't feel like trusting people anymore. All thanks to that malicious Joey P Jones for ruining my life.
Robotboy: Jones, why does that name sound familiar?
Robotgirl: He sounds familiar to a guy named Percival J Jones. You know, the guy who tried to capture Little Lady, and killed all those other poor little buddies.
RBM1: That sounds exactly like Joey's personality.
Robotboy: If you put two and two together, Joey P Jones is Percival J Jones, the name is swapped and everything.
RBM1: You guys know Joey Jones!?
Robotboy: Well, we did, before he died trying to get Little Lady back.
RBM1: Oh. thats a shame.
Robotboy: Thats a shame?
RBM1: I was hoping he would still be alive so i could kill him myself. That way I can avenge Dr. Stone.
Robotboy: Hey, i'm sure Dr. Stone is still happy for you in heaven.
Robotgirl: Yeah! Dr. Stone will always be in your heart!
(RBM1 smiles for the first time in a long time)
RBM1: Thanks guys. You two seam like really nice robots!
Robotic Buddy 391: (Voice) I HEAR SOMETHING! IN THIS TUNNEL!
Robotboy: Darn! They found us!
Robotgirl: We have to get out of here! I see a small tunnel that way, hopefully it can lead to an escape!
Robotboy: Well then we have no time to waste! Lets go!
(The two fly off while RBM1 is looking scared)
Robotgirl: Wait, we can't leave RBM1 behind!
Robotboy: Your right sis! RBM1, come follow us!
RBM1: I-I dont know. Im too scared to move.
Robotgirl: Dr. Stone would want you to still be alive! Now come on! We dont have all day!
(RBM1 hesitates but later finally decides to follow the two. The three race off)
(It then cuts to the Pensacola drive way. AsphaltianOof is seen driving his Dune Buggy from "The Purge". Along side him are Buckaroo, Azaz, Boko, Mouse, Scratch, and Grounder)
Azaz: There's the hospital! Park right there, Asp!
(Asp parks his dune buggy near the hospital and the rest come out)
Boko: Ugh, about time we made it. I was starting to get car sick.
(Mouse is seen puking into a bag)
Mouse: Well at least you got lucky and didn't puke once.
Buckaroo: Alright, Sunny said that one of the stations should be here. It's our job to find it and shut it down!
Azaz: Right! As long as we stick together, we should cover ground easily and if there are any guards, we can take them down! got your weapons boys?
(Buckaroo brings out his rifle and Asp brings out his chainsaw)
Buckaroo and Asp: We're ready!
Grounder: I hope things don't go wrong.
Scratcher: They won't brother, we just gotta stick to the plan!
Azaz: True! Alright everyone! LETS GET THIS STATION!
Everyone: YEAH!
(The three ram the hospital door but become confronted)
Dr. Robotnik: Not. So Fast.
(The three see Dr. Robotnik and Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0)
Dr. Robotnik: Where do you think yall are going?
Azaz: We're gonna find this station and end this robotic buddy rampage!
Dr. Robotnik: Haha I would love to see you two try.
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 get their weapons ready)
Azaz: Alright men, whatever we are faced with! Don't give up and stand your ground!
(The two bombard them with lasers and bullets that almost hit them)
Azaz: I changed my mind. RUN AWAY!
(The heroes run off)
Dr. Robotnik: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! FOLLOW THOSE NINCOMPOOPS!
(The robots chase after the heroes and shoot at them missing)
Boko: Man, why does almost every villain have to have the aim of a storm trooper!
Mouse: The elevator!
(Mouse points at an elevator)
Azaz: Good idea! Maybe the station is on the top floor!
Dr. Robotnik: THEY ARE HEADING TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR! GROUNDER! You know what to do.
Grounder 2.0: Understood...
(Grounder turns his arm into a canon and shoots out a clinger bomb at the elevator)
Azaz: Uh oh.
(The clinger causes a massive explosion destroying the elevator)
Azaz: DAMN IT! WHAT NOW!?
Boko: THE STAIRS!
(The heroes race to the stairs)
Dr. Robotnik: Now Scratch, I believe I told you to place explosions on the stairs incase, correct?
Scratch 2.0: Yes sir, I am on it.
(Scratch 2.0 presses a button while the team are on the stairs, they hear the sound of bombs)
Azaz: Oh, f#ck me straight in the-
(The stairs blow up. Scratch and Grounder wake up on one side of the floor)
Scratch: Ow... My head is spinning.
Grounder: I can't feel my legs! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
Scratch: That's because you have no legs, dumbbot!
Grounder: Oh yeah. I forgot!
(Scratch and Grounder look across a giant crater and sees Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphalitanOof, Boko and Mouse on the other side of a giant crater the bombs made)
Buckaroo: Scratch, Grounder, you two okay!?
Scratch: We're fine! You?
Buckaroo: Good! We're gonna try and find the station on this side!
Scratch: Alright, we'll do the same! Stay safe!
Buckaroo: Got it! Let's go team!
Boko: Idk if this is worth skipping dinner.
(The 5 run off on their side as Scratch and Grounder run off on their side. It cuts to the five continuing to look around)
AsphaltianOof: Now if I was a station that could make Robotic Clones of Little Buddy where could I be?
Mouse: Hey, theres a room called lab testing! Let's look in there!
Buckaroo: good idea!
(The five rush into the lab testing room)
Buckaroo: Yall see anything?
Azaz: No, but I do see a giant robotic dog.
Buckaroo: What? Holy shit.
(The five look in shock as they see the robotic dog who is currently deactivated)
Boko: Well this has been fun but after seeing a giant dog who could easily kill someone i think im just gonna go home. See ya guys.
(Boko pulls on the door but it won't open)
Boko: What the!?
(Boko continues pulling on the door but to no avail)
Boko: OI! Did any of you assholes lock the door as a prank. If so this aint funny!
Mouse: I don't think we would do that Boko.
Dr. Robotnik: Oh but it was certainly us!
(They look into a window and see Dr. Robotnik and his two robots)
Dr. Robotnik: I see you have met Chef v1000s latest creation. "The Robotic Dog!"
Scratch 2.0: Actually it was Brooklyn Guy's creation.
Dr. Robotnik: SHUT UP! "ahem" anyways, this robotic dog was made to destroy anything in sight. It is inpenitrable and can rip you all in shreds in seconds. That way thats 5 more organisms to get rid of while Mr. 1000 finishes his plan of destroying the human race forever!
Azaz: Wait, arn't you also a human too?
Dr. Robotnik: That's besides the point. So, any last words before this giant dog rips you to shreds?
AsphaltianOof: Oh I got a few! uh, Donkey, uh, aliens! Umm intergalactic water buffalos. Um, Human Culdeggy, Ashiki, Kilatt, Zarewer, Asprose, Pearlzaz! Um.. No thats all the words I got.
Dr. Robotnik: Half of those wernt even words. They sound like shipping names. Anyways, enough dilly dallying. Time to say goodnight!
(Dr. Robotnik laughs evilly as he presses a button activating The Robotic Dog. The Robotic Dog wakes up and looks at the five sinisterelly)
Dr. Robotnik: I'd love to stay and watch you losers get eaten alive but right now, I have to go find those two backstabbing traitors I made a long time ago. SO LONG LOSERS! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
(The three race off as the five are stranded in the room with robotic dog)
Boko: Well, are we gonna do something or get eaten alive by this giant mutt!?
AsphaltianOof: I know what we're gonna do!
(Asp brings out his chainsaw)
AsphaltianOof:ITS CHAINSAWING TIME, BITCH!
(The dog barks angrilly and attacks. Buckaroo grabs his rifle and shoots at the dog blinding it for a bit)
Buckaroo: Now Asp!
(Asp runs to the Dog's legs and starts attacking it but making no scratches)
AsphaltianOof: WHAT THE!?
Azaz: What's wrong Asp?
AsphaltianOof: I can't penetrate the metal on this thing!
Buckaroo: ASP LOOK OUT!
(The dog brings out his paw and swipes Asp into the wall)
Buckaroo: SHIT!
Boko: I hate mondays.
(It cuts back to Scratch and Grounder roaming around the hospital)
Scratch: Come on, this damn Station has gotta be around here somewhere!
Grounder: My legs are hurting.
Scratch: For the last time Grounder you don't have legs- GASP!
(The two see Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 blocking a hallway)
Scratch 2.0: Target spotted.
Grounder 2.0: Initiate Kill Mode.
(the two activate their arm cannons)
Scratch: RUN GROUNDER!
(The two race off)
Grounder: We need to hide where do we hide!?
(Scratch sees a room . He pulls grounder into the room and runs in there)
Scratch: As long as we don't make a sound, we should be safe.
(Dr. Robotnik appears behind them)
Dr. Robotnik: Hello boys.
(The two scream. It cuts back to the five fighting the robotic dog but failing. Boko is trying to break open the door)
Boko: COME ON DAMN IT OPEN! I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!
Azaz: POINT OF SWIFTNESS!
(The Robotic Dog launches Azaz into a window breaking it a bit. Mouse notices this and uses a rock to break open the window more. Azaz is seen knocked down and looks up to see the Robotic Dog about to eat him. Azaz braces and shuts his eyes but then...)
Mouse: "whisles" HEY! MUTT!
(The Robotic Dog turns around and sees Mouse. It then cuts back to Scratch and Grounder in the hospital room in a corner suroounded by Robotnik and Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0)
Dr. Robotnik: Man, Karma really does come around does it. You messed with me by leaving me, and now I am above you along side your replacements. I have waited for this day for a long time, nincombots! The day of reckoning has finally come and now I will finally get my revenge! Time to say goodnight!
(Scratch 2.0 and Grounder 2.0 aim their guns at them. The two hold eachother in fear)
Dr. Robotnik: But. I would like to propose an offer, i have been thinking about your offer of rejoining us latley, and I would like to accept it, if you two still want to.
Scratch: Yeah uh, we've changed our minds.
Grounder: Yeah we dont want to work with you anymore or your stupid replacements.
Dr. Robotnik: Hmm, fair enough. I guess we will see eachother again, IN HELL!
(The three laugh. Scratch then sees a button for the folding bed in the hospital room. And gets an idea)
Scratch: Well Robotnik, you finally caught us, but I have a question?
Dr. Robotnik: What is it Scratch?
Scratch: Why did you a villain in the first place?
Dr. Robotnik: Oh well It is a very long story.
Scratch: Would you like to be seated, how about that hospital bed?
Dr. Robotnik: Hmmm, well since im about to end your lives anyway, i might as well get comfortable doing so. Come bots, join me.
(The three sit on the hospital bed)
Dr. Robotnik: As a young boy, I never made any friends and my family never liked me. My mother always loved my brother and would give him expensive things, but she always hated me. I was abused, misstreated, and sometimes I was locked in the basement for many days when I do something wrong-
Scratch: Hey Doc, anotehr question?
Dr. Robotnik: What now, make it quick, i have a story to tell.
Scratch: Tell me, do you enjoy flights?
Dr. Robotnik: Well yes, I find them quite relaxing.
Scratch: Well i'll hope you enjoy this one!
Dr. Robotnik: What are you talking about-
(Scratch presses the button that folds teh bed sending the three flying out the window)
Dr. Robotnik: GAHHH! TEAM ROBOTNIK BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
(The three then dissapear into the sky)
Scratch: Finally thats him gone!
Grounder: True, hopefully we never see that fat bastard again!
Scratch: Anyways, lets get to work finding the station!
Grounder: You got it!
(The two run off. It cuts back to the lab room were Mouse is confronting Robotic Dog)
Mouse: I bet you think your tough shit huh? You think your this big bitch who can f#ck up everything you desire? Well let me tell ya something buddy, I can name 1000 things more scarier than a stereotypical giant robotic monster. For example, Goin to Heaven on a mule!
(The dog gets angry and Charges at Mouse but Mouse finds a stick that he found outside. The dog stops and looks at the stick. He follows the movement of the stick and starts panting in excitement)
Mouse: You wan't it boy?
(The Robotic Dog nods his head excitedly)
Mouse: Then goooo GET IT!
(Mouse throws the stick out the window and the dog chases after it. He grabs the stick only to realize that he is over a cliff. He looks at the camera with a scared face before plummeting to the waters below and exploding on impact, putting down the robotic dog)
Mouse: Say goodnight, you mutt!
Buckaroo: Thanks for that Mouse!
Azaz: Yeah, for a second I thought I was dog food.
Mouse: You're welcome guys!
(Boko is seen struggling to open the door when Scratch flings open the door sending Boko flying into mouse)
Boko: GAH!
Mouse: OW!
Buckaroo: Scratch, Grounder!
AsphaltianOof: Glad to see you guys are okay!
Scratch: Same to you!
Grounder: We just finished dealing with Robuttnik and his replacement goons.
Buckaroo: Oh really, how did you deal with them?
Scratch: Lets just say we sent them on a little flight to god knows anywhere.
Buckaroo: Huh neet. Well we still gotta find that station.
Azaz: Hey guys, come here!
(The heroes walk up to Azaz who opens a weird door which shows a control room with a lever)
Buckaroo: This is it! The control room to the station!
Scratch: That lever must be operating it!
Mouse: Well what are we waiting for, lets pull it and blow this candle out!
Azaz: Haltian, would you like to do the honors!
AsphalitanOof: I thought you'd never ask!
(AsphalitanOof walks over to the switch. He rubs his hands and pulls it shutting down the first station ceasing productions of Robotic Buddies there)
(The heroes celebrate)
Azaz: HELL YEAH!
Buckaroo: WOO HOO!
(Scratch and Grounder high five and Boko and Mouse do a dance)
AsphaltianOof: That was fun!
Buckaroo: Let's hope the others are doing well with the other stations!
(It cuts back to Finkleshitz' bunker. Little Buddy is still seen in a coma as Little Lady is watching over Little Buddy. Suddenly the door opens)
Little Lady: Finkleshitz, do you have any updates?
(But Trace enters the room)
Little Lady: Oh, it's you Trace. Why are you here?
Trace: I heard about Little Buddy's condition. I wanted to help!
(Trace walks over to Little Buddy and brings out a suitcase filled with tools)
Little Lady: What are you doing?
Trace: Relax, Little Buddy is gonna be okay. Right now, I have to get to work.
Little Lady: Okay Trace, I trust you.
(It cuts to the Pensacola Factory. Past Robotic Cat, Flower Bot 666, RH 5.0, Guest 487 are waiting around when the robotic buddies come in holding the weakened Robotic Buddy leader)
Past Robotic Cat: Woah, whats wrong with him?
Robotic Buddy 491: Our leader is in critical condition from the heroes. We need to go to the charging station, NOW!
Guest 487: The Charging Station is upstairs.
Robitc Buddy 069: Thank you. Come on boys.
(The buddies go upstairs to the charging station room. They load Robotic Buddy leader into an operating table. The buddies grab extra arms and place them on the leader. One of them pulls a switch that induces green lightning that strengthens Robotic Buddy Leader)
Robotic Buddy Leader: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! POWER POWER UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Robotic Buddy Leader continues laughing maniacally as the chapter comes to a close)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX - SHUTTING THE STATIONS! PART 2 ==
SYNOPSIS - While Buckaroo, Asp, Azaz, Scratch, Grounder, Mouse, and Boko are dealing with the hospital. The 2nd station is located at the Pensacola Arcade. Going there are Endless, Izuru, Manny, Frida, Screwer, and Zara. Meanwhile, Trace is working on helping Little Buddy during his coma, and is almost done with waking him up. Also meanwhile, the Robotic Buddy Leader is healed and upgraded and goes on a rampage, and its up for RBM1 to revenge Dr. Stone.
(It starts off at Finkleshitz lab where Little Lady and Little Baby are waiting outside a door while Trace is in the labroom working)
Little Baby: "Goos" (Hey Mama, what is Trace doing to daddy?)
Little Lady: I don't know sweetie, but Trace is a good friend of mine, and I trust whatever she is doing can help Little Buddy. Though i won't lie im a little worried.
Trace: (From inside the room) Aaaaand I am done! You two can come in now!
(Little Laddy and Little Baby come in. They look in awe at something offscreen)
Trace: I'd have to say this is one of my greatest creations yet!
(It shows a close up of Little Buddy's eyes waking up)
Trace: How do you feel little buddy?
Little Buddy: I feel... Ready to kick some ass!
(The three smile. It then cuts back to the roadway where Screwer's truck is driving down the street. Zara is sitting in the seat next to Screwer)
Zara: So how close should the arcade be?
Screwer: Shouldn't be any longer.
(In the back of the truck Endless and Izuru are seen playing Uno and Manny and Frida are talking)
Endless: HAH! Draw 4!
Izuru: Damn it. Why do you always get the good cards?
Endless: Because back at school chicks called me the card magnet!
Izuru: You never talked to any chicks, stop the cap.
Endless: You got me.
Izuru: Thats what I thought. Hah! Its a custom card! I got an idea!
(Izuru grabs a sharpie and starts writing as it cuts to Manny and Frida)
Frida: So how do you think the others are doing on the other charging stations.
Manny: Hopefully they are doing well. The sooner we end this invasion the sooner all of those nasty robots are gone.
(Frida opens her face plate)
Manny: No offense.
Frida: Heh non taken.
(The two laugh as it cuts back to Endless and Izuru)
Endless: You done yet Izuru?
Izuru: Almost, and done!
(Izuru hands Endless a card that says "stop being an asshole or draw 24")
Endless: Damn it.
(Endless draws 24 cards as Izuru laughs)
Endless: I'll get you back for this Iz!
Izuru: Whatever you say Endy old boy.
Endless: Don't call me that.
(The truck then suddenly jumps up and down causing the uno cards to fall over Endless and Izuru as the four fall over)
Screwer: Sorry back there, I hit a speed bump.
Endless: Ow my ass.
Manny: You okay Frida?
Frida: Yeah you?
Manny: Im fine.
Izuru: We better make it to this stupid arcade soon.
Zara: There it is, park right there!
(Screwer parks near the Pensacola Arcade. The six get out)
Manny: So this is the arcade!
Zara: Sunny said that one of the stations should be located here but its unknown which room. Welp, its time we get to work. Lets go team!
Everyone: YEAH!
(The six charge into the arcade. As they enter, they see there is a fork in the road. There are three different paths)
Zara: Looks like there are different paths! Me and Screwer will head into the employee only rooms, Manny and Frida will go into the Lazer Tag Arena, and Endless and Izuru will go in the game room!
Manny: Alright!
Frida: Sounds great! I love Lazer Tag!
Endless: Oh boy GAMES!
Izuru: We can't play any of them Endless, we're on a mission.
Endless: Aw. You're no fun.
Zara: Alright. You ready Screwer? ... Screwer?
(Screwer is seen looking at a poster)
Screwer: Hey Zara, my picture i made for the arcade competition made it to the top 10!
Zara: Yeah thats great but can we please focus on the mission?
Screwer: Alright fine.
(The heroes walk into their designated areas. Endless and Izuru make it into the game room which is filled with many arcade machines and games)
Endless: Wow, look at all these games!
Izuru: Endless, we're on a mission remember?
Endless: I mean yeah but dude, we are currently in a closed arcade! We have acess to any games without even paying a single dime!
Izuru: Endless I want these robots gone so I can go back to playing Pokemon at e3.
Endless: Hey theres pokemon arcade machines here too?
Izuru: I don't care. Look if you wanna sit on your ass and play games all day thats fine, i'll just do all the work and they will praise me as the hero!
Endless: Yeah.
(Endless sees a FNaF arcade machine)
Endless: Oh.
(Endless sits next to the aracade machine and "Accidentally" knocks it down breaking it)
Endless: Oops.
(Izuru looks at Endless)
Endless: Hey I said "oops".
(Izuru sighs. Suddenly he hears robotic footsteps he looks in a hallway of arcade machines and sees RH 5.0 standing at the end)
RH 5.0: You shouldn't be here. The rules say no humans allowed.
Izuru: Yeah well fuck the rules.
(RH 5.0 brings out his blade arm and charges at Izuru. Izuru brings out his katana and charges at RH 5.0 and the two have an all out battle with none having the advantage on each side. While the fight is happening, Endless is looking at the tickets booth)
Endless: They are selling fuzzy dice for 2000 tickets? What a ripoff. Good thing everything is free tonight.
(Endless takes the dice. The two continue fighting but then stop)
Izuru: Okay, it seams that we are evently matched.
RH 5.0: Agreed. But how should we settle this, we gotta fight somehow?
(Izuru thinks for a minute. The two then look at the dance machines)
Izuru: Are you familiar with Beethoven?
RH 5.0: I love Beethoven!
Izuru: How about this. If i get a better score than you, you tell us where the station is. If you get a higher score, we'll turn ourselves in.
RH 5.0: Alright. It's on like Donkey Kong.
(Endless activates the machine and it plays Beethoven Virus and the two get on the pads and face off. Dave 2.0 is also seen watching them. It then cuts to the Lazer Tag arena where Manny and Frida enter)
Manny: Man, this really brings back times when I was a kid. My father used to take me here whenever we had enough money.
Frida: Your father sounds like a cool guy.
Manny: True, last time I saw him was when i moved out of the house. I wonder where he is now.
(Flower Bot 666 is seen watching from above with a button)
Flower Bot 666: Thats right. Step on the X.
(Frida is close to stepping on the X)
Frida: Anyways, we should probably get back to finding the station-
Manny: FRIDA LOOK OUT!
(Frida looks above her and sees an empy prize container falling on her. Manny pushes Frida away and the prize container falls onto Manny trapping him)
Frida: Manny are you okay!?
Manny: I'm fine. It's getting kinda claustrophobic in here.
(Suddenly a rope from above pulls the box up with Manny still trapped in it)
Frida: Manny!
Flower Bot 666: Damn it I was hoping it would catch the both of you.
Frida: Flower Bot 666!?
Flower Bot 666: Hello again Friday!
Frida: It's Frida.
Flower Bot 666: Whatever. You lot got a lot of nerve trying to stop Chef v1000's plans.
Frida: We're not living in a world thats gonna be run by robots.
Flower Bot 666: Strong words coming from someone who's also a robot. Anyways, once I'm done with you, i'll slaughter you're little boyfriend here.
(Frida puts on her goggles)
Frida: I would just love to see you try.
(Flower Bot 666 bombards Frida with Lazers. Frida hides behind an obstacle)
Manny: Careful Frida, she's also shooting lazers!
Frida: Thanks for the obvious comment, Manny.
(Frida continues to shoot lazers from behind the obstacle. Flower Bot 666 also hides)
Frida: This is gonna take a while.
(It cuts to the employee only rooms where Zara and Screwer come walking in)
Zara: Jeez, this place looks like a factory. Anyways, lets get to searching for this charging station.
???: I don't think so.
(The camera moves to show Past Robotic Cat)
Past Robotic Cat: You lot are tresspassing onto Chef v1000 territory.
Zara: This territory doesn't belong to Chef v1000 or his stupid robots.
Past Robotic Cat: anyways, it's best you surrender now or I will be forced to resort to violence.
Screwer: I got a better idea.
(Screwer puts his thumbs down and blows a raspberry)
Past Robotic Cat: Um okay. Anyways, its time for you block heads to go in the grinder.
(Zara activates Shadowhawk)
Zara: Screwer, you look for the charging station, ill take care of the robotic pussy cat over here.
Screwer: Got it cheif!
(Zara jumps at Past Robotic Cat and the two duke it out. Zara is able to land a few hits but Past Robotic Cat gains the upper hand and uses his tail to tangle around Zara trapping her. Past Robotic Cat brings out his saw blade arm and puts it to Zara's neck)
Zara: Screwer, nows your time to do something!
(Zara sees that Screwer is gone)
Zara: Screwer?! Damn it Screwer you had one job!
Past Robotic Cat: Any last words?
(Screwer then barges in with his truck)
Screwer: SURPRISE MOTHER F#CKER
Past Robotic Cat: Oh poppycock-
(Screwer rams PRC into a wall)
Past Robotic Cat: Ow. GRRR!
(Screwer jumps out of the truck)
Zara: What the hell Screwer?
Screwer: Hey I had to get my truck.
Zara: Well, thanks I guess.
Screwer: Any time.
(PRC then cuts up)
Screwer: Uh oh.
(PRC flies into Screwer's truck ramming it to the top of the arcade where the truck is now hanging over the edge)
Past Robotic Cat: Try getting your stupid truck now.
Screwer: MY TRUCK!
(Past Robotic Cat then gets distracted as he looks out the window and sees Firestar and Iceman fighting Robotic Buddies)
Past Robotic Cat: YOU!
(Past Robotic Cat flies away. The Truck then falls down)
Screwer: NO!
(Screwer runs under the truck causing the truck to squash screwer)
Zara: SCREWER! No...
(Robotic Buddies than come in)
Robotic Buddy 091: We've got some unfinished buisness "princess"
Zara: Yall asshats never learn do you?
(While Zara is fighting the robotic buddies. Screwer is seen lifting the truck up with strenght and putting it back up)
Screwer: Wew. That was the greatest excercise I had since those roblox obbies.
(Screwer then sees Zara fighting the robotic buddies. He then sees a ramp)
Screwer: Hmmm.
(Zara continues fighting the buddies. Eventually a buddy strangles Zara and knocks her to the ground. The buddies surround Zara with evil faces. But then car honking sounds is heard and the truck falls over the buddies crushing them. Screwer turns the truck and brings out his hand)
Screwer: Come with me if you want to not die!
(Zara who is dazed grabs Screwer's hand and he pulls her into the truck)
Zara: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!? I SAW THE TRUCK CRUSH YOU!?
Screwer: I guess I had a gaurdian angel.
(Screwer drives his truck off and it cuts back to the lazer tag arena. Frida and Flower Bot 666 are still on a turf war while Manny is trying to break out of the prize container but to no avail)
Manny: God damn why do they make these things so strong!?
(Frida continues shooting. Eventually she sees her goggles are low on battery)
Frida: SHIT! I only have enough juice for one more lazer!
Flower Bot 666: Come on out Frida! You can't hide from me forever!
(Frida then sees some mirrors around and gets an idea)
Frida: Ol Reliable, don't fail me now.
(Frida shoots a lazer that bounches off of the mirrors and shoots off Flower Bot 666's weapon arm)
Flower Bot 666: GAH!
(The lazer also deflects more and destroys the rope causing the prize container to crash down freeing Manny)
Manny: WOO HOO!
Frida: YES!
Flower Bot 666: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN IT! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT GOD DAMN IT! YOU CHEATED!
Frida: Cheated? What do you think this is, a game?
Manny: Technically you two did have a lazer battle in a lazer tag arena.
Flower Bot 666: YOU TWO CHEATED! I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! KILL YOURSELF NOW-
Manny: You know what?
(Manny turns into El Tigre and Punches Flower Bot 666 into a wall)
Manny: Leave her to die. Lets go find that station.
Frida: You can't be more right.
(The two run off leaving Flower Bot 666 behind)
Flower Bot 666: OH THATS RIGHT! RUN AWAY LIKE LITTLE COWARDS! GOD DAMN YOU!
(Cutting back to the game room at the dance showdown where the two are trying to get more points Endless is seen watching)
Endless: Izuru is trying his hardest, but RH 5.0 is slowly coming to the lead, will Izuru be able to make it to the top, or will he get fucked over by a robot.
Izuru: Endless can you stop comentating, your throwing off my groove!
RH 5.0: DAMN IT WHY IS DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION SO DAMN HARD!?
(The song is eventually over and the two look at the points score)
Izuru: HAH! I got more points!
RH 5.0: DAMN IT!
Endless: Congradulations Izuru, here is a bunch of medals.
(Endless drops a bunch of medals on Izuru hurting his head)
Izuru: OW! MY HEAD!
Endless: Told you i'd get you back.
(RH 5.0 tries to sneak away but Izuru catches him)
Izuru: OI! A deals a deal blockbot, tell me where the station is!
RH 5.0: Alright alright, a deal's a deal. The station is located at- OH MY GOD IS THAT A FLYING PIKACHU!
Izuru: WHERE!?
(Izuru looks behind him as 5.0 runs away)
Izuru: I don't see anyth- HEY! HEY HE'S RUNNING AWAY!
(Endless is seen trying out arcade accessories)
Izuru: ENDLESS HE'S RUNNING AWAY!
Endless: OH SHIT!
(The two chase after RH 5.0)
Izuru: COME BACK HERE!
(RH 5.0 runs into a room. Izuru and Endless are about to run into the room when Dave 2.0 blocks their path)
Dave 2.0: Put your hands where I can see them.
Izuru: Wait, arn't you the purple robot who did that Crazed Robot Invasion!
Dave 2.0: I said hands where I can see them. Don't make me result to shooting.
Endless: Move aside Izuru i'll handle this.
(Endless brings out his hand)
Dave 2.0: What are you gonna do, flick me? I wish i was programmed to laugh-
(Endless flicks Dave 2.0 which suddenly flies him out of the arcade created a hole in the wall in the process. Dave lands out on the road where he gets back up. He's about to run back to the arcade)
Jenny Wakeman: Well Well Well. You have a lot of nerve coming back here Dave...
(Dave turns around and scans Jenny Wakeman but no extra information)
Jenny Wakeman: You took everything from me...
Dave 2.0: I don't even know who you are.
Jenny Wakeman: You will...
(Jenny jumps at Dave 2.0 and the two get into a fist fight throwing eachother all over the place. It cuts back to Firestar and Iceman blasting robots)
Iceman: On your left!
(Firestar toasts a Robitic Buddy alive)
Robotic Buddy 781: GAH! IM ON FIRE! IM ON FIRE!
Iceman: Nice shot!
Firestar: Thanks!
Past Robotic Cat: FIRESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(The two look behind them and see Past Robotic Cat)
Firestar: Ugh not you again.
Past Robotic Cat: Your gonna pay for betraying me!
Firestar: Betraying you? Your the one who betrayed us when you took over the firestar!
Past Robotic Cat: "mocking" You're the one who betrayed us me me me me me me me "normal" Enough talk, im gonna enjoy meling your ice friend and freezing you alive.
Firestar: Bring it on puddy tat.
(The three also duke it out as it cuts back to Manny and Frida racing through the arcade)
Manny: Keep an eye out for any suspicious rooms!
Frida: What about that one!
(Manny and Frida enter a room and see a switch)
Manny: That's it! We found it!
Frida: Well what are we waiting for, lets pull the switch.
(The two race for the switch when)
Robotic Buddy Leader: GOTCHO ASS!
(Robotic Buddly Leader knocks the two down)
Robotic Buddy Leader: Robotic Buddies, form of rope.
(The Robotic Buddies detatch their heads and turn them into ropes which wrap around Manny and Frida)
Manny: Gah! Watch the belt!
Robitic Buddy Leader: oooooh sooo close. You wern't thinking of ending the party already, were ya?
Manny: Your not getting away with this robotic buddies!
Frida: Yeah, your lucky my goggles are out of juice otherwise i would have smokes all your asses!
Robotic Buddy Leader: Yeah yeah, less talking, more killing.
(Robotic Buddy Leader turns 2 of his many arms into blades and slowly walks over to Manny and Frida. The two clench eachothers hands as they brace for impact but then a chicken nugget gets thrown at Robotic Buddy Leader)
Robotic Buddy Leader: OW! What the?
(RBL looks behind him and sees Radish)
Radish: That's our friends your messing with!
(Along with Radish come out June, Mug, Rush, Yankee, Nessie, Q.U.A.C.K, Paula, Katy, High, Grodo, Skulldozer, Zoe, Fellet, Sea Monster Freddy, Clementine and Dave Miller)
Sea Monster Freddy: Yeah! So it's best you surrender now, or will plummet you to the bottom of the ocean!
Nessie: What he said!
Q.U.A.C.K: True!
Skulldozer: YEAH!
Katy: WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF YOU!
Paula: Not one bit!
Clementine: It's over now buddies!
Dave Miller: Game over.
(RBL laughs)
Robotic Buddy Leader: I see how it is. You think with the power of friendship yall can just blast off in here and save the day. well guess what. This is real life. And in real life, there are no happy endings. Buddies! Form of... Giga-Buddy.
(A bunch of Robotic Buddies around the town stop what they are doing and rush to the arcade. They all join together to form one giant Robotic Buddy head that towers over everyone in town)
Mega Man: Everybody, FIRE!
(The heroes bring out their ranged weapons and fire at the Giga-Buddy but the bullets bounce off the Giga Buddy. The Giga Buddy swings his neck around harming the heroes and wacking them against the walls injuring them alot)
Zulzo: Damn! They are taking down everyone out there!
Tari: True, I dont know how we're gonna get through this beast.
Little Buddy: ROBOTIC BUDDIESS!
Beta Tari: Wait, is that Little Buddy?
Human Meggy: Little Buddy's back!
(Little Buddy is seen flying through the city with a brand new brown Armoured Buddy EX armour)
Little Buddy: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR HARMING MY FRIENDS!
Robotic Buddy Leader: Not you again. I thought I already taught you not to mess with me when I kicked your ass.
Little Buddy: I have faced my entire species being destroyed. It takes alot more than that to take me down.
Robotic Buddy Leader: So be it. Last time you were lucky to be left alive, this time... you wont be so lucky.
Little Buddy: Bring it on asshole.
(Robotic Buddy Leader charges into Little Buddy and the two have an epic showdown. RBL crashes LB through many buildings but LB grabs RBL and slams him to the ground over and over again. RBL's eyes glow bright red blinding LB for a little bit and he goes back to crashing LB through many buildings)
Crash: I have to pay so much money for these damages.
(While the two continue fighting, Robotboy, Robotgirl, and RBM1 finally get out of the cave)
Robotboy: Man, I thought we would never find away out of those caves.
Robotgirl: True, but now we gotta find RH and Sunny.
Robotboy: I hope they are alright.
(RBM1 then notices LB and RBL fighting. He notices RBL)
RBM1: Thats him...
Robotboy: Who?
RBM1: That robotic buddy with the crown. He was one of the main robotic buddies who killed Dr. Stone. He's the leader!
Robotboy: Oh my god.
RBM1: He has to pay..... he has to pay for KILLING MY FATHER!
Robotgirl: I dont know RBM1, he seams too strong, I dont think-
RBM1: HE NEEDS TO FUCKING PAY!
(RBM1 then activates jet boosters)
RBM1: Wow. I didn't think I had these!
(RBM1 flies off)
Robotgirl: Go get him, RBM1!
(LB and RBL face off in a crater. The two are exhausted from the fighting)
RBL: Why.... wont.... you.... DIE!
(RBL charges at LB only for RBM1 to crash into RBL causing him to bounce on the ground multiple times and land on the wall)
Robotic Buddy Leader: Ugh... Who in the hell?
RBM1: Hello Robotic Buddy. Remember me?
Robotic Buddy Leader: Who the.... wait... I remember you. Your the buddy that belonged to that Dr. Stone guy. Oh man, the look on your face when you saw his dead body. It cracks me up.
RBM1: GRRRR!
Robotic Buddy Leader: Oh what are you gonna do little cry baby?
(While RBL is taunting RBM1, LB sneaks up behind Robotic Buddy Leader)
Robotic Buddy Leader: You gonna cry? Cry just like when Dr. Stone died?
RBM1: Don't you DARE speak of his name you monster. I'll kick your ass!
Robotic Buddy Leader: Ooooh i'm so scared. What are you gonna do you little bucket of rust?
Little Buddy: Oi c#nt.
(RBL turns around and Little Buddy socks RBL in the face crashing him into another wall. Pieces of him start falling off him)
Robotic Buddy Leader: God... DAMN IT!
RBM1: Hey, mind if Join in?
Robotic Buddy Leader: NO! HE MAY NOT JOIN IN!
Little Buddy: Be my guest.
(The two charge at Robotic Buddy Leader and beat the crap out of him. They then crash into a construction site. Robotic Buddy Leader is motionless on the floor. Little Buddy walks up to him)
Little Buddy: Hey-
(Robotic Buddy Leader grabs Little Buddy with his arm and crashes him into the wall)
Robotic Buddy Leader: I told you to stay away, but you never listen. Time to finish you off, and this time THERE WILL BE NO INTERUPTIONS! The Little Buddy story ends now...
(Robotic Buddy Leader is about to kill Armoured Buddy EX when RMB1 operates a crane and crashes a wrecking ball into Robotic Buddy Leader once again crashing him into a support pillar weakining him more)
Robotic Buddy Leader: Augh.... I-I can't move..... You bitch! You paralyzed me!
(RBM1 notices a piece of construction metal hanging over Robotic Buddy Leader)
RBM1: This is for Dr. Stone.
Robotic Buddy Leader: What? What the fu-
(The construction metal falls ontop of Robotic Buddy Leader squashing him and destroying him finally. RBM1 looks at the wreckage and sees RBL's decapitated head as the crown also falls off of his head. LB gets up with his armour a little wrecked but still functional)
Little Buddy: You got guts kid, i'll give you that.
(RBM1 smiles knowning he finally avenged Dr. Stone. RH 5.0 is seen running out of the arcade and sees all the chaos and damage happening. So many robotic buddies have been destroyed and the heroes have finally taken down the Giga Buddy as it groans in weakness and plumets into a million pieces)
RH 5.0: Oh dear.
(Flower Bot 666 with her arm still missing makes it out of the arcade. She sees RH 5.0)
Flower Bot 666: There you are. Okay listen, these heroes are too powerful for us. We should get out of here.
RH 5.0: NO! I'm gonna cowar out again! That's why Dave lost the crazed robot war.
Flower Bot 666: Do you even have a choice? Look around you! Are numbers have lowered from 100% to 25!
(RH 5.0 looks at the madness again. He then looks at Flower Bot 666 who holds out her hand)
Flower Bot 666: Lets ditch these fools and find something better to do.
RH 5.0: "sigh" I'm gonna regret this.
(RH 5.0 grabs Flower Bot 666's hand and the two fly off. Firestar and Iceman are seen shooting at Past Robotic Cat from multiple angles)
Past Robotic Cat: AUGH! You know what? Bugger this!
(Past Robotic Cat flies off)
Firestar: GET BACK HERE COWARD!
Iceman: Let him go. He's not worth it.
Firestar: Yeah your right.
(Past Robotic Cat flies up and sees Jenny Wakeman and Dave 2.0 still fighting. Eventually Jenny is able to trip Dave 2.0 making him fall onto the ground. Dave 2.0 tries to get up but Jenny puts her foot onto Dave's chest pinning him down. She also karate chops off both of her arms and legs. Dave struggles to fight back but Jenny grabs him by the neck)
Jenny: This.. is for my family.
(Jenny punches Dave 2.0 in the face shattering part of it)
Jenny: This... is for my friends.
(Jenny punches Dave 2.0 in the face again injuring it and shattering a bit of it)
Jenny: And this... IS FOR TREMORTON!
(Jenny rapidly punches Dave 2.0 in the face and as soon as she's done, Dave 2.0's face is completley shattered to the point he is unreckognizable. Jenny is about to Punch Dave 2.0 in the face again when Sticks, Bulldozer, Kill Dozer and Alternatative Noo Noo appear)
Sticks: Put him down man, he's not worth it.
Alternative Noo Noo: You done enough.
(Jenny goes into tears. She looks at Dave 2.0's shattered face again and finally drops him. She hugs sticks with her face still bawling as her friends comfort her)
Killdozer: Come on. Let's get out of here.
Bulldozer: Leave this son of a bitch to rot.
(Jenny and her friends leave as Past Robotic Cat flies down to tend to Dave 2.0)
Past Robotic Cat: Shit man. She fucked you up big time.
Dave 2.0: error "glitches" system error. Cannot feel arms or legs. Facial abilities destroyed. *glitches*
Past Robotic Cat: We gotta get you somewhere where we can fix you.
(Past Robotic Cat picks up Dave 2.0)
Past Robotic Cat: Let's go.
(PRC flies off with Dave 2.0's injured body. It cuts back to the charging station where the heroes surround it)
Manny: Well, there it is.
Screwer: So are we supposed to pull it or?
Endless: Izuru, would you like to pull it?
Izuru: Sure!
(Izuru is about to pull the lever when Endless pulls it instead)
Izuru: You ass!
(The 2nd charging station then shuts off)
Zara: That's another one down. Let's hope the other teams are doing their jobs.
(It then cuts back to the SML living room. A shadow portal opens on the ceiling and Chef pee Pee and Junior fall on the couch with Chef Pee Pee still screaming and having his eyes closed)
Chef Pee Pee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Junior: Chef Pee Pee! Chef pee Pee! We're okay! We landed on the SML Couch!
Chef Pee Pee: Oh phew.
Junior: Come on, we've gotta go find other survivors!
Chef Pee Pee: Alright, stay close to me Junior!
(The two run off as the chapter ends)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN - SHUTTING THE STATIONS! PART 3 ==
SYNOPSIS - Bendy, Baldi, MarioFan2009, and Duos are sent to the barn to shut down the third charging station. The Barn is gaurded by the Banana Splits, Robot Zombie Badman, Animatronic Badman, and Hooty. They are going to have to be very sneaky and put their skills to the test in order to get past them. During so, the mysterious Hooty has her identity and backstory revealed.
(The chapter begins on the feilds. Fatass appears with a carrot cake. He sits near the road and is about to eat it when suddenly J̶o̶e̶'̶s̶ Bald's Bus rides past Fatass splattering water onto him and ruining his carrot cake)
Fatass: YOU BASTARDS!
(It cuts back to Bald's bus. Baldi is driving while in the back seats are Bendy MarioFan2009 and Duos)
Baldi: We should be close to the barn guys.
MarioFan2009: Bout time, im starting to get bored just sitting around.
Duos: I think i see the barn right there!
Bendy: Drive there Baldi!
Baldi: Alright!
(Baldi drives the bus towards the barn. Hooty is seen watching from afar. Drooper is seen next holding a grenade bow)
Hooty: Take em down.
Drooper: Got it, sister.
(Drooper aims the grenade bow and shoots an explosive arrow at the bus. Bendy sees the arrow as he hears it beeping)
Bendy: Um guys, why is this arrow beeping?
MarioFan2009: SHIT! ITS A BOMB!
Baldi: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE BUS!
(The four take the emergency exit as the bus explodes into pieces)
Drooper: YEAH! EXPLOSION BABY!
Hooty: Don't celebrate too early. Let's inspect the damage.
(The two run towards the exploded bus and dont see the bodies of the four)
Hooty: Shit. I don't see any bodies. They escaped. Notify the others and make sure the barn is locked up.
Drooper: Yes ma'am.
(The two run towards the farm. As the four heroes come out of the bush)
MarioFan2009: Phew, that was close.
Baldi: True. Anyways, lets get to the barn.
(The four race to the barn but see it has been gaurded with metal doors, barbed wire, and giant spotlights)
Bendy: Damn. Well now what do we do?
Duos: Perhaps there is a way on the back!
MarioFan2009: Let's go team.
(The four sneak past the spotlights operated by Bingo)
Bingo: Don't hide from me now ya bastards.
(The four get to the back of the barn)
MarioFan2009: Damn, I don't see any way in? Can you scan anything Duos?
(Duos scans the back of the barn. He locates a small vent shaft)
Duos: I detect a vent shaft. Though it is too small for any of us to enter.
Bendy: I can use my ink powers to shrink and get into the vent.
Baldi: Well true, but what if your overpowered at the end?
Bendy: Yeah you have a point.
Duos: Perhaps if we could find a few people small and strong enough to get into the vent, they could easily be able to shut off the charging station. But who could help?
MarioFan2009: "sigh" I think I know some guys, but... I don't know if it will be a good idea.
Bendy: What? what's your idea MF?
Baldi: Yeah tell us?
MarioFan2009: Well... hey Bendy, you remember those gremlins who attacked Sunny's Party before the In-FUNNY-ty War?
Bendy: Yeah, oh. Oh no.
(It cuts to the four entering an abandoned plane crash area where multiple of the gremlins are seen hiding out and partying. One gremlin is on a trycle)
Gremlin 421: Hey guys! Check this out! Im gonna jump the wall of fire!
(Gremlin 421 bikes on a ramp and ramps over a camp fire where another gremlin is smoking smores)
Gremlin 421: YEAH THAT WAS SWEET!
Gremlin 523: Hey, look!
(The two see the four coming over to the gremlins hideout)
Bendy: Dude, we shouldn't be here!
MarioFan2009: Stay cool guys, if anyone can crawl into the tight vent space and make it into the barn, its the gremlins!
Gremlin 523: I recognize that hat kid! He's the loser who stops us from causing trouble on the plane!
Gremlin 019: And he's brought his stupid little friends too.
(The gremlins get angry and start surrounding the four. They start circling around them while making growling sounds. They eventually stop)
Gremlin 181: What are you stupid losers doing in our territory?
MarioFan2009: We've. Come to ask you for help.
Gremlin 181: Help!?
(The gremlins start laughing)
Bendy: We need you guys to sneak into a barn and pull a switch!
Gremlin 351: Oh yeah?! And what do we get for it!?
(Duos steps up and brings out a bag bringing out stuff)
Duos: A twelve pack of Dr. Pepper, a chutes and ladders game used only three times, Dvd for Harry Potter 2, and a free coupon for a free side of fries to anyone who purchases a hamburger at Red Robin. All of this can be yours.
(A gremlin walks up to the stuff Duos stacked together. He looks at it and brings out a match and lights the stuff on fire)
Baldi: Hey! We spent 4 bucks and a peanut on that!
Gremlin 391: You're gonna have to do alot better than that, losers!
MarioFan2009: Well what do you want?
Gremlin 191: For a long time our clan has been starving to death as we ran out of work to do since Luigi.exe's failed invasion.
Gremlin 234: Since then we've been hiding for a long time.
Gremlin 911: Yeah, and we want enough food to last us a lifetime!
MarioFan2009: Okay, if you lot help us, ill give you the entire food in my pantry for a week!
Gremlin 212: Hmmm. Nah.
MarioFan2009: Ugh fine. A year.
Gremlin 212: Hmmmm. What do you guys think?
Gremlin 028: A year sounds pretty good to me.
(The rest of the gremlins agree in unison)
Gremlin 382: Alright, if it means free food for a year we'll do it!
MarioFan2009: Alright, but its only if you're able to pull the switch!
Gremlin 067: Deal. Now take us to this barn of yours.
(It cuts back to the barn the Gremlins crawl into the vent shaft and eventually make it into the barn)
Gremlin 123: Alright! Lets go ahead and find this charging station so we can get free food for a year!
Gremlin 832: Alright!
(The gremlins sneak around the barn. They then eventually make it to the switch in the charging stations)
Gremlin 919: Heh! This was too easy! Alright boys, lets get to pulling this switch.
(Unknownst to them, Hooty is on the ceiling)
Hooty: INTRUDERS!
(Hooty jumps down)
Gremlin 382: LOOK OUT!
(Hooty jumps down stomping on two of the gremlins killing them)
Gremlin 918: OUR BROTHERS! You will pay for that!
(The gremlins charge at Hooty. Hooty kills a few gremlins but the rest jump on top of her and start mauling her)
Hooty: GAH! GET OFF OF ME!
(It cuts to the top of the barn where Bingo is continuing to do spotlight work. His watch then suddenly beeps)
Hooty: Hey Snorky pal, its your turn to man the spotlight!
Snorky: "honking noises" (Okay!)
(Snorky takes control of spotlight as Bingo heads into the barn to go on break. He walks into the toy room and goes to a toy box)
Bingo: Alright, lets see what I can entertain myself with.
(Bingo brings out a pringles can)
Bingo: oooh pringles! Aw man its empty. Hey is that one more pringle?
(Bingo sees a creepy version of Mr Pringle inside the can)
Mr. Pringle: Ash to ash....
Bingo: Nope.
(Bingo throws away the can. He then brings out a question block that brings out a mushroom)
Bingo: Nah.
(Bingo throws it away. He then pulls out a Mic from Friday Night Funkin)
Bingo: Mmmmm. Maybe later.
(Bingo throws the mic away)
Bingo: Come on theres gotta be something. Ooh whats this?
(Bingo brings out a whistle)
Bingo: oh cool! It's a whistle!
(Bingo blows the whistle but it makes no noise)
Bingo: Aw man it doesnt work.
(Bingo then hears Hooty screaming as she's fighting the gremlins)
Bingo: What the!?
(Bingo still carrying the whistle runs towards the charging station room and sees Hooty struggling to fight off the gremlins)
Hooty: DONT JUST STAND THERE YOU DOLT! DO SOMETHING!
Bingo: Uh-uhm.
(Bingo with no other ideas blows the whistle that still makes noise, but it causes the gremlins to cover their ears in pain)
Gremlin 462: OH GOD MY EARS!
Gremlin 010: THEIR BLEEDING!
Gremlin 172: MAKE IT STOP!
Bingo: Oh this is a dog whistle! I always wondered what sound they make to people who hear it.
(Bingo blows the whistle again and the Gremlins hear things)
Gilbert Gottfried: (Voice) DOG WHISTLE! DOG WHISTLE! WHERE ARE YOU DOG!?
Gremlin 023: OH GOD! PLEASE STOP! STOP WITH THE WHISTLE! We'll do anything! PLEASE ANYTHING!
Hooty: Anything?
Gremlin 021: YES ANYTHING!
Hooty: Okay, we are currently aware of 4 heroes who are trying to get into the barn. We need you help finding them.
Gremlin 102: Oh we know those heroes!
Gremlin 019: True! In fact they are the ones who told us to break in and try to pull the switch!
Hooty: Where are they?
Gremlin 123: In the back of the barn! They should be waiting there!
Hooty: Got it. Bingo! Notify the rest of the splits that the heroes are in the back of the barn! Kill them on sight!
Bingo: Roger that!
(Bingo leaves)
Hooty: Now scram, or i'll play the whistle again.
(The gremlins exit the barn and scatter away. MarioFan2009 sees this)
MarioFan2009: What the hell? Why are they running away?
Duos: My scanners indicate they didn't even pull the switch yet! Oh no.
MarioFan2009: What's wrong Duos?
Duos: My scanners indicate that the banana splits have found out about our location and are coming this way.
Baldi: Uh oh.
Bendy: This aint good.
Duos: My scanners indicate if we hide behind in these chicken coops we can escape them!
MarioFan2009: Well what are we waiting for, lets go!
(The four hide in the chicken houses as the Banana Splits come out with weapons)
Bingo: Where did they go!? I wanna kill some people!
Fleegle: Damn it, they must have hidden. Search the premises and find them!
Bingo and Drooper: Sir yes sir!
(The splits roam around the place as the four are hidden in the chicken coop)
Baldi: Ugh, its cramped in here.
Bendy: Welp, the gremlins bailed on us so they are no help. What's the plan now MF?
MarioFan2009: I don't know, they have that barn well secured.
Baldi: So are we just gonna give up?
MarioFan2009: No not exactly, we still gotta find some people to sneak in. "gasp" Your ink!
Bendy: What?
MarioFan2009: Bendy, your a creature made out of ink, correct?
Bendy: Um, yeah that is correct.
MarioFan2009: And ink can create sketches, that create characters correct.
Bendy: I guess so.
MarioFan2009: What if you used your ink to create some people to sneak into the vents and help us get inside?
Bendy: I never tried that before, but it might be possible. Alright, i'll do it. But who can I create?
(Bendy reaches into his pocket and brings out sketches of three gang members known as "The Butcher Gang")
Bendy: Aha! I got it! Everybody stand back!
(Bendy forms a big blob of ink and molds it together to create shapes of three characters. He snaps his fingers and the ink blobs create three cartoon characters. One dressed as a sailor, one a spider like creature, and one a primate like humanoid)
Bendy: Barley Charley and Edgar! Glad to see you guys awake!
Barley: Wait where are we?
Charley: This isn't like the cartoon world we wre originally in.
Edgar: Agreed.
Barley: Wait, Bendy is that you?
Bendy: Yep, long time no see. Hey listen gang, I know we had a bit of a rough history before but we need your help with something.
Edgar: What is this something?
Bendy: Theres a barn that we need to get into, but the security is tight. If you can use the vent to get in there and disable the security, we can enter and get to an important lever.
Charley: Hmmm. I don't know. What's in it for us?
Bendy: Um, well what do you guys want?
(Barley brings out a banjo with a broken string)
Barley: Maybe a string to fix my banjo?
Edgar: Or maybe another boot to match my pair?
Charley: What about root beer?
Barley and Edgar: ROOT BEER!?
Bendy: Help us get into the barn and you can have as much root beer as you can drink!
(The three cheer)
Bendy: Shhh! Not so loud! You might attract the splits!
Charley: Oh right of course. Come on boys, lets get to work.
(The Butcher Gang slowly exit the chicken houses and sneak to the back of the barn where Drooper is looking the other way. They open the vent and sneak into the barn)
Charley: Alright, we've gotta disable the security, but be on the lookout for any gaurds!
Barley: Roger that!
(Edgar walks up to Fleegle who is reading a newspaper)
Edgar: Excuse me sir? Do you know where the security room is?
Fleegle: Oh its upstairs to the left!
Edgar: Thanks! Lets go guys!
(The three walk upstairs as Fleegle realizes)
Fleegle: wait a minute. HEY STOP RIGHT THERE!
Charley: Oh shit. Time to break it boys!
(The butcher gang run as fast as they can)
Fleegle: CALLING ALL SPLITS! THERE ARE INTRUDERS IN THE BARN!
(The Butcher Gang run into the storage room. The Banana splits barge into the room)
Fleegle: Alright, lets find these cartoony assholes and take em down! You heard what Hooty said, kill on sight!
Edgar: Heyyy! Banana Sports! Over here!
(Edgar blows a raspberry as he hides in a big jack in the box. Drooper runs up to the jack in the box and twists the lever. The box opens and Drooper looks into the box only to have a giant glove punch him and shoot him through the ceiling. The three splits look in shock)
(Barley is seen hiding behind boxes)
Barley: Hey, im over here!
(Charley is seen in front of funhouse mirrors)
Charley: Not there, here!
Fleegle: These guys are like hair in a barber shop, all over the place!
(Bingo and Snorky go after Charley and Barley respectivley. Snorky races after Barley only for Barley to bring out a bag of marbles and pour them onto the floor. Snorky trips on the marbles and falls out a window)
Barley: Looks like your friend lost his marbles!
Fleegle: "growls"
Charley: Over here fat boy!
(Bingo chases after Charley over at the funhouse mirrors and Charley runs off. Bingo stops to look at himself in the mirrors. The mirrors show him as fat and short. Bingo looks at this with tears in his eyes)
Bingo: DONT LOOK AT ME!
(Bingo runs away crying)
Fleegle: B-b-b-BINGO! Grrrr! You're gonna pay for messing with the leader of the Banana Splits!
(Fleegle charges at the Butcher gang angrilly as Charley holds onto a rope)
Charley: Well Mr Splits, you know what they say about being a leader!
(Charley pulls the rope that causes a cartoon anvil to fall ontop of Fleegle)
Charley: It's a "heavy" responsibility. That's a pun!
(The three laugh)
Charley: Now lets get to the security room!
(The Butcher Gang races to the security room and presses a button open the security doors and shutting off the electric defenses)
MarioFan2009: YES!
Duos: Victory!
Baldi: YAY!
Bendy: WOOP WOOP!
MarioFan2009: Well what are we waiting for, lets get inside and find the switch!
(The two race in the barn. They see two hallways)
MarioFan2009: A fork in the road! Alright me and Duos will go into the left hallway, Bendy and Baldi will go right!
Duos: Alright.
Baldi: That sounds fantaaaastic.
Bendy: Alrighty then!
(The four equally split up. MarioFan2009 and Duos make it to a giant room where they see a bunch of platforms)
MarioFan2009: This is a weird room for a barn.
Duos: MF, look up there!
(They see Robot Zombie Badman gaurding what looks to be the switch)
MarioFan2009: That must be the switch to the charging station.
Duos: If we jump on those platforms we can be able to make it up there!
MarioFan2009: Kinda like Donkey Kong!
Duos: Exactly. Lets get to parkour!
(The two start going up the platforms. Robot Zombie Badman notices them)
Robot Zombie Badman: Time to squash some bugs.
(RZB starts grabbing barrels and starts rolling them down the platforms)
MarioFan2009: Yep, this is turning into Donkey Kong! Time to get to jumping!
(The two start jumping over the barrels as RZB continues rolling them down. It then cuts to Baldi and Bendy who are racing through the hallway when they see Hooty blocking the rest of the hallway)
Baldi: Hey uh Lady, could you kindly move? We're trying to get to the switch.
Hooty: I don't think so. Your little friends have incapacitated my splits. Now im going to have to slice your organs.
(Hooty brings out her blade arm. Baldi brings out his ruler and Bendy puts up his fists)
Hooty: GRAH!
(Hooty runs at Baldi and Bendy and Bendy and Baldi run after her as well. Before we see any action there, it cuts back to MarioFan2009 and Duos continuing to jump up the platforms. They are at the top)
MarioFan2009: Almost there and we made it!
Robot Zombie Badman: Damn it!
MarioFan2009: Sorry buddy, but you had your fun. Duos?
Duos: I know the dril.
(Duos charges at RZB and pushes him off the edge)
MarioFan2009: Now that RZB is out of the picture, lets pull the switch!
Duos: You got it!
(The two pull the switch but it does nothing)
MarioFan2009: What the? Why isn't it doing anything? Does it need a password?
Duos: My scanners indicate this switch... Isn't a switch.
MarioFan2009: WHAT!?
(Animatronic Badman jumps behind them)
Animatronic Badman: That's right! We knew you stupid users were gonna come in and mess everything up, so we made a fake switch to keep you distracted.
MarioFan2009: Thats... kind of smart actually.
(RZB climbs up the edge and jumps back up)
Robot Zombie Badman: Yep! And now that we got you cornered, theres no escape now!
MarioFan2009: Wait, if this switch is fake, than that means Baldi and Bendy are after the real ones! Duos, activate your jet boosters and follow them!
Duos: Gotcha covered.
(Duos grabs MarioFan2009 and flies off to the door)
Animatronic Badman: Going somewhere?
(Animatronic Badman presses a button that shuts the exit doors)
MarioFan2009: The exit! No! What now?
Duos: Our only option of escape is to fight our way out.
(MarioFan2009 turns into his cyborg form and Duos brings out his blade arms as they prepare to face the robot Badmans. It cuts back to Baldi and Bendy facing off Hooty. The two prove strong but Hooty is stronger and karate kicks Baldi to a wall)
Bendy: BALDI! YOU BASTARD!
(Hooty and Bendy face off. Eventually Bendy makes his hand ginormous and uppercuts Hooty in the face knocking them down and also knocking off their mask)
Baldi: It's over now Hooty. Surrender now.
(Hooty reveals their face revealing to an asian female)
Bendy: He's a she!?
Hooty: You heroes just don't give up do you?
Baldi: What the hell is your problem lady?
Hooty: This Lady has a name you know. It's Poppy.
Bendy: Why are you like this, Poppy?
Poppy: Since I am going to kill you all later I guess i'll tell you.
(A flashback begins)
----July 18th, 2019.
Poppy: (Narrating) It all began not too long ago. The Banana Splits were performing their summer tour and me and my boyfriend Thad had got tickets to one of their performances in Vancouver.
(It shows a long line of people waiting outside the Taft Studios building. Poppy is seen waiting in line with her boyfriend Thad. A woman named Paige comes out)
Paige: Alright everyone, i'll be lining up to collect everyone's phones as they are not allowed during showtime.
Poppy: Damn it.
Thad: What is it babe?
Poppy: They are coming to take away our phones.
Thad: Well I got a plan. I'm gonna hide my phone in my pocket and you can give them your phone to avoid suspicion.
Poppy: Sounds like a good idea.
(Paige comes up with a bag)
Paige: Phone please?
(Poppy gives Paige her phone. Paige goes to Thad)
Paige: Phone please?
Thad: Oh I actually don't have mine on me.
Paige: You sure? Because if you are lying I will ask security to make you leave the premesis.
Thad: I don't have my phone, see?
(Thad empties his pockets)
Thad: Pockets are empty!
Paige: Hmmm. Alright. Carry on.
(Paige continues taking peoples phones as Thad shows Poppy he hid his phone in his hat)
Poppy: Oh you sneak.
(The two snicker and enter the building. It then cuts to the two along with a huge crowd in an auditorium watching the Banana Split show live on stage.)
Fleegle: Hey Drooper!
Drooper: Yes Fleegle?
Fleegle: My friend Stevie gave me this pie but I don't know what flavor it is? Can you inspect it to see what it is?
Drooper: Sure Fleeg!
(Drooper looks at the pie closley)
Drooper: Hmmm. I think its-
(Fleegle slams the pie into Drooper's face as the audience laughs. Drooper licks the pie off of his face and smacks his lips)
Drooper: Yep! It's Lemon!
(The audience continues laughing as Paige comes out)
Paige: Thank you all for watching tonights show! Before we sing the Banana Split theme song, If you look onto your tickets, you may see if there are stars. If you see stars on your tickets, that means your invited to join us on a backstage tour!
(Poppy looks on her ticket and sees Stars)
Poppy: Oh my god! Thad thad!
Thad: What is it Poppy?
Poppy: I got stars on my tickets!
Thad: Me too! This means we can go backstage!
Poppy: YES!
(The two kiss in celebration)
Paige: Anyway, without further ado, here is the Banana Splits performing everyones favorite song, featuring Stevie!
(A man dressed like a child then comes on stage)
Stevie: HEY! EVERYBODY!
Audience: HEY STEVIE!
Stevie: Are yall ready to sing the Tra La La song!?
Audience: YEAH!
Dad: Is that man dressed like a child?
Kid: That's Stevie. Nobody really likes him.
Stevie: Hey nobody really likes you kid how about that?
Kid: What?
Stevie: Eh forget what I said, now! LETS SING! A 1! A 2! A 1, 2, 3, 4!
(The banana splits bring out their instruments and sing the Tra La La song as the audience sings along. It then cuts to the backstage tour where Poppy and Thad along with other people are being shown by Paige the backstage of The Banana Splits Show)
Paige: And right over here is where we keep all the props such as the confetti canon, and the sloppy time machines. We hold this here and bring them out during certain episodes during stage breaks.
(Along with the tourists are a father named Jonathan Surname and his Daughter Parker)
Jonathan Surname: Hey Parker, we should go find the manager of this establishment! Maybe they can get you a role?
Parker Surname: Dad please, I just wanna enjoy the tour.
Jonathan Surname: No sweetie, I promise you this opportunity will be much better than this stupid tour. Come on!
(Jonathan grabs his Dauger's arm and they walk away. Paige notices this)
Paige: Hey! Excuse me! Come back here! "ugh" I don't get paid enough for this job.
(Paige chases after the two)
Thad: Hey Poppy, what do you say we ditch this area and explore the bigger things.
Poppy: Oh I don't know Thad, I think it's best we just wait for Paige to come back.
Thad: no trust me! This is gonna be fun!
(Thad grabs Poppy's arm and the two run off.)
Poppy: (Narrating) We explored the backstage and we eventually found the set for Fleegle's Magic Show.
Poppy: Oh my god, is this Fleegle's Magic Show? I used to love this segment as a kid!
Thad: Well what are we waiting for, lets explore it! Hold on I gotta get my phone!
(Thad brings out his phone and live streams the event)
Thad: Hey guys! It's me Thad! We are currently on the set for Fleegle's Magic Show! And guys, watch this!
(Thad sets his phone on a stand. He brings out a small box and kneels. Poppy turns around and gets surprised)
Poppy: Thad, are you doing what I think you're doing?
Thad: Poppy, throughout my life you have been supportive and kind to me. I could not have asked to meet a better and more beautiful woman than you. Which is why I ask this one question.
(Thad opens the box revealing a wedding ring)
Thad: Will you marry me?
(Poppy cries tears of joys)
Poppy: YES! YES I WILL!
(Poppy wears the two hug in delight as they cry tears of joy)
Poppy: I have been waiting for this moment ever since we moved in together!
Thad: Me too! I can see a bright future for us!
(Thad grabs his phone and the two smile for the camera. They then notice in the video feed Fleegle standing in the doorway behind them)
Thad: What the hell?
(The two turn around and see Fleegle walking towards them)
Thad: Oh my god, Fleegle?
Fleegle: Hello you two!
Poppy: We just got engaged!
Fleegle: That sounds great, im happy for you two! Say, would you like to see a magic trick?
Poppy: We'd love to!
Thad: Yeah man!
Fleegle: Okay, I just need this.
(Fleegle snatches Thad's phone)
Thad: Hey that's my phone!
Poppy: Relax Thad, its just part of the magic trick!
(Fleegle puts Thad's phone on a table and brings out a mallet)
Fleegle: BANANACADABRA!
(Fleegle than smashes the phone to bits with the mallet!)
Thad: WHAT THE!? HEY! STOP THAT!
(Fleegle stops smashing the phone but when Thad grabs it and its already in pieces)
Thad: What the hell is wrong with you!? That phone was expensive!
Poppy: Thad calm down-
Thad: No! No I will not calm down! Do you know how many subscribers and monitization efforts I needed to afford that phone! Your a bastard!
(Thad slaps Fleegle in the face)
Poppy: THAD!
(Fleegle looks at Thad with inverted eyes)
Thad: W-what the?
Fleegle: So you didn't like that trick huh? Well I think I got a new trick that I think you'll like. And it involves Y̶̧͇͛̑O̸̢̦̫͊͊̓Ư̷̖͔̔́
(Fleegle grabs Thad by force)
Thad: Hey what the hell are you doing!? Let go of me!
(Fleegle throws Thad into a magic box and locks him in there)
Thad: POPPY HELP ME!
Poppy: Hey stop that!
(Fleegle brings out a saw)
Fleegle: Lets see what happens when I saw this box in half!
(Fleegle starts sawing the Box and Thad in half)
Thad: GAH!
Poppy: THAD!
(Fleegle continues sawing Thad in half. Thad gurgles blood as he tries to talk)
Thad: Pl-please! "glug" St-stop!
(Poppy runs to Fleegle and pulls on him trying to get him to stop)
Poppy: STOP! YOUR KILLING MY FIANCE!
(Fleegle grabs Poppy and forces her to watch)
Fleegle: Don't you just love magic tricks?
Poppy: STOP!
(Thad continues weakly struggling and eventually becomes motionless. Eventually the saw goes to the bottom)
Poppy: THAD!
(Fleegle then opens the box causing thad's guts to spill on the floor)
Poppy: THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Fleegle: Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Poppy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Poppy gets enraged and attacks fleegle ripping his skin arm off revealing his endo arm)
Fleegle: MY ARM! "growls"
(Fleegle pushes Poppy to the ground)
Poppy: Please no!
Fleegle: This is what happens when you fuck with the leader of the BANANA SPLI-
(Suddenly Fleegle hears children's voices)
Child 1: Snorky? Snorky?
Child 2: Maybe he's in the bathrooms?
(Fleegle forgets about Poppy and runs to find the children. Poppy looks distraught as she stares at Thad's lifeless corpse)
Poppy: Oh Thad.... why?
(Poppy stares at Thad's lifeless corpse)
Poppy: (Narrating) I sat there staring at my what was to be Fiance's corpse. I was there for hours when I was found by a mother and her son.
(A woman named Beth and her son Austin appear)
Beth Williams: Oh dear god.
(Poppy looks back at the two)
Austin Williams: What the hell happened here?
Poppy: We were supposed to get engaged. Then Fleegle ripped him away from me.
Beth Williams: Im so sorry. I lost my husband too..
Poppy: Well you dont know how it feels to lose your partner when you just got fucking engaged now do you?
Austin Williams: Well we are really sorry, but we are looking for a boy named Harley. He's with his friend, he has yellow hair, striped shirt.
Poppy: Fleegle took them... I dont know where.
Beth Williams: Well, you should come with us.
Poppy: I can't leave Thad... "sniff"
Austin Williams: Look, we get you love your fiance and all, but there are killer robots going around!
Beth Williams: Please just come with us.
(Poppy hesitates at first. But finally decides to come with them)
Poppy: (Narrating) So the two lead me to the Parts N Service room where we interogated the creator of the Splits. Karl Smith.
(Paige is seen slamming Karl, (an elderly man)'s head onto the hard table)
Paige: Don't fuck with me old man, now tell me, how do we stop the banana splits?!
Karl: "laughing" You can't! It's in their programming! "The Show Must Go On!" "wheezing laughter"
Paige: Grrrr!
(Suddenly they hear the Tra La La song playing)
Beth Williams: What is that noise?
Karl: The show. "laughter"
Beth Williams: Austin, Paige, grab any weapons you can find. Poppy, stay here and watch Karl.
(The three grab weapons and head out "the show" to face off against the splits. Poppy stays behind and watches Karl)
Poppy: So your stupid robot killed by was to be Husband.
Karl: Don't go blaming me. If anything your fiance's death was your fault.
Poppy: Excuse me!?
Karl: You heard me, you shouldn't have tampered with the show. "The Show Must go On"
Poppy: Shut the fuck up already!
Karl: "wheezing laughter"
(Poppy then looks behind her and sees the owl suit she wears now)
Poppy: What the hell is this?
Karl: I was working on creating a sister for my boys. Her name is Hooty.
(Poppy looks at the suit)
Poppy: (Narrating) It was at that moment, that I snapped.
Poppy: We were gonna get married. But you screwed it all up...
(Poppy then takes Hooty's mask and wears it)
Karl: What are you doing!? Stop that!? That's not to touch!
(Poppy then wears hooty's full costume and arms her self with bladed arms)
Poppy: He's dead because of you.
(Poppy slowly approaches Karl)
Karl: wait now lets not do anything daft here! If you free me, ill give you anything you want! Riches, power, fame!
Poppy: Oh i'll free you. You'll be free to roam around in hell..
(Poppy raises her blade hand and stabs through Karl's stomach pulling out his heart. Karl falls to the ground dead)
Poppy: (Narrating) Eventually, the rest of the Banana Splits were broken down.
(It shows the deaths of the Banana Splits. Fleegle and Drooper are killed by Austin and Beth respectivley, and Bingo and Snorky kill eachother in a fight. After everyone left the building, Poppy collects all of the Banana Splits destroyed bodies and loads them onto the Banana Buggy and drives away. But not before running over Mitch Williams killing him)
Poppy: (Narrating) I collected the destroyed animatronics and drove to a hidden place. An abandoned theme park in the same town.
(Poppy now Hooty enters a themepark and a few days later, is able to fix the animatronics)
Hooty: Now to activate you all.
(Hooty pulls a wire and the animatronics get electrified and awake)
The Banana Splits: Hello Sister Hooty.
(Hooty smiles. The flashback then ends)
----Poppy: Ever since then, the sweet little girl Poppy was dead. My name is Hooty now.
Baldi: Man..
Bendy: I'm really sorry about that. I lost my entire friends to my corrupt creator once.
Baldi: And all my friends are dead thanks to Luigi.exe.
(Poppy puts her Hooty mask on and gets back up)
Hooty: I don't need your sympathy. Now to finish you off...
(Hooty screams as she charges as Bendy and Baldi when the vent lid from the ceiling breaks off and falls on Hooty's head knocking her down)
Hooty: OW! MY HEAD!
(Its revealed the Butcher Gang knocked down the vent)
Charley: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt!
(Hooty gets back up enraged)
Hooty: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
(It cuts back to MarioFan2009 and Duos as they are fighting the Badman's off. Animatronic Badman knocks MarioFan2009 to the floor)
Duos: MF!-
(The Badmans knock duos down)
Animatronic Badman: Say RZB, what do you say we give this bucket of bolts a "split performance"?
Robot Zombie Badman: Sounds good to me buddy!
(AB grabs Duos by the hands. RZB grabs Duos by the legs. The two then pull on each side)
Duos: ERROR! ERROR! MASSIVE PAIN-
(Duos is then split from the waste up. MarioFan2009 gets up and sees Duos destroyed)
MarioFan2009: DUOS!
Animatronic Badman: Haha! Yes!
Robot Zombie Badman: That was sweet.
(MarioFan2009 gets up clenching his fists in anger. His eyes turn from blue to red)
Animatronic Badman: Um... RZB?
Robot Zombie Badman: Huh? Uhhh...
MarioFan2009: You done FUCKED UP NOW!
(MarioFan2009 activates a canon arm and shoots at the Robot Badmans who scramble to avoid the blasts. MarioFan2009 then grabs a sharp fence post and charges at Animatronic Badman. He stabs the fencepost through AB's neck decapitating him. His head then falls off)
Robot Zombie Badman: YOU BASTARD! HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! Well we only knew eachother for like a week or two BUT STILL!
MarioFan2009: Don't worry. Your about to join your friend in ROBOT HELL!
(The two angrilly charge at eachother screaming. MarioFan2009 then jumps on top of RZB)
Robot Zombie Badman: WHAT THE!?
(MarioFan2009 kicks RZB down and steps on top of him. He digs into his chest and brings out his peice of trash/heart out of his chest)
MarioFan2009: Game over.
(MarioFan2009 crushes the peice of trash/heart in his hands. RZB then dies falling into a bunch of pieces. MarioFan2009 turns back to normal and walks up to Duos' upperhalf)
Duos: H-how did I do coach?
MarioFan2009: You did good Duos. Don't worry i'll take you home and i'll implant new legs for you.
Duos: Will they be titanium?
MarioFan2009: Eh what the hell, sure titanium legs.
(MarioFan2009 leaves carrying Duos' upperhalf. It then cuts back to Hooty fighting Baldi, Bendy and the Butcher gang slashing them with her blade hand)
Hooty: YOU ALL WILL PAY! YOU WILL ALL FUCKING PAY!
Baldi: Man, this bitch completley lost her marbles!
(Hooty tries to stab Baldi again but MarioFan2009 blasts hooty in the hand blowing it up)
Hooty: "screams in pain"
Charley: Damn looks like that lady "needs a hand" Haha! Eugh.
(Hooty looks at her destroyed hand)
Hooty: YOU THINK THIS IS THE END! I'LL BE BACK AND KILL YOU ALL!
Baldi: Just shut up already.
(Baldi slaps Hooty in the face with his ruler causing Hooty to fall out a window and land in animal manure)
Bendy: Finally she's done with.
Duos: My scanners indicate that the switch is down this hall!
Bendy: Really, well wait are we waiting for!
MarioFan2009: We really say that phrase alot this chapter.
(The heroes make it to the charging station)
MarioFan2009: Allow me gentlemen!
(MarioFan2009 pulls the switch shutting off the third charging station)
Baldi: Fantaaaaastic!
Bendy: Yipie!
Charley: So Bendy, about that root beer!
Bendy: Okay okay after the invasion, ill take you guys to the soda shop to get root beer!
Charley: Sounds good to me!
Barley: YEAH BABY! ROOTBEER!
Edgar: WOOP WOOP!
Duos: My scanners indicate that the police are here.
MarioFan2009: Oh the police!
(The heroes exit the barn and see the cops arresting the Banana Splits)
Fleegle: Hey watch the hat man!
(The four are put into the cop cars. Fleegle looks out the window angrilly)
Baldi: I guess your "Show Must go On" has finally ended, mutt!
(The heroes laugh)
Fleegle: GRRR! YOU HAVN'T SEEN THE LAST OF THE BANANA SPLITS!
Brooklyn Guy: Hey, you have the right to remain silent!
Fleegle: "Screams in rage"
Brooklyn Guy: Or not silent.
(The cop cars drive away)
Baldi: Well that charging station is finally taken down.
MarioFan2009: True. Lets hope the others get lucky.
( It then cuts to a part in the city. An animatronic version of Poopy Butt the dog is shown laying waste on the city, until Chef v1000 rushes in)
Chef v1000: APB, no time. I need your help immediately.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Boss, what’s wrong?
Chef v1000: The heroes are getting closer and closer on my trail, and I need a diversion on them fast so my plans don’t go to shambles. Come with me this instant.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Understood loud and clear, boss.
(The two run off as the invasion continues to ensue. The chapter ends on that note)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT - SHUTTING THE STATIONS! PART 4 ==
SYNOPSIS - Its time for the final station. Sunny Funny, Parappa, CuldeeFell13, Robotic Cat, Female RC, RH and Crystal have been sent to the factory to take care of one of the most hardest and stressful missions they have been on yet. The remaining Tunabots and Animatronic MarioFan2009 who is still brainwashed are out to stop them. Meanwhile, Freddy Fazbear and Foxy the Pirate discover two weakened Animatronics who help find the heroes way into the factory.
(The scene starts out with multiple cars parking infront of the Pensacola Warehouse Factory. A gigantic building. Sunny Funny, Parappa, CuldeeFell13, Robotic Cat, Female RC, RH and Crystal come out of there cars)
Sunny: Welp, here we are gang. The factory warehouse.
Parappa: We just gotta deal with this place and hopefully as the others are dealing with the other stations, we can put an end to this invasion.
Crystal: True.
Robotic Cat: Soon we'll put this to an end.
Remale Robotic Cat: And everything can go back to normal.
Culdee: True, but first, we gotta find a way in.
RH: Looks like they were smart enough to block the doors and windows.
(Culdee tries destroying a window but to no avail)
Culdee: Shit, they have them covered with metal. They knew we were coming.
Sunny: Well we gotta find some way in...
(It then pans to Freddy Fazbear and Foxy the Pirate roaming around the bushes)
Freddy Fazbear: You see any of those buddies Foxy?
Foxy: Nope. None in sight matey.
Freddy Fazbear: Good, I just hope those weird robots are gone for good. First my hotel burns down and now this.
(Suddenly the bushes are heard wrustling)
Freddy Fazbear: W-what was that?
Foxy: Stand yer ground me heartie.
(The two stand back and out comes two withered animatronics. One a white chicken with a missing beak and a wolf animatronic with missing eyes)
Freddy Fazbear: What the?
Wolf Animatronic: GAH! WHO'S THERE!? I CAN'T SEE!
Foxy: Who's the sexy wolf girl?
Wolf Animatronic: WHO SAID THAT?!
(Suddenly a white bunny wearing a jacket comes out)
White Bunny Animatronic: Sorry about that. I told you two to wait for me.
Animatronic Chicken: "Glitch sounds" (Sorry about that Vanny!)
Freddy Fazbear: Uh what's wrong with her?
White Bunny Animatronic: Apologies. Glamrock Chica had her voice box removed and can't say anything without making gargled mess. My name is Vanny, though im an animatronic version of the original person. The wolf is Roxanne.
Roxanne Wolf: Uh nice to meet you, i'd shake hands with you if I could see you!
Animatronic Vanny: Roxanne and Chica lost their eyes and voice box because of some kid. I think his name was Gregory, I can't remember.
Freddy Fazbear: Well nice to meet you gals! My name is Freddy Fazbear!
Foxy: And i'm Foxy! The Pirate Fox!
Roxanne Wolf: Cool, We used to have a friend named Freddy. Though he dissapeared.
Freddy Fazbear: I think there are alot of versions of me out there.
Animatronic Vanny: So what were you guys doing?
Freddy Fazbear: Hiding from the robotic buddies.
Animatronic Vanny: Are the robotic buddies those weird penis head things out there?
Foxy: Pretty much yeah.
Glamrock Chica: "Glitch sounds" (I hear some people talking over there)
Freddy Fazbear: Lets check it out!
(The 5 walk off though Roxanne walks the opposite way)
Animatronic Vanny: Uhhh Roxy, we're going this way.
Roxanne Wolf: Oh hey hehe I knew that.
(Roxanne follows the rest. It cuts back to the enterance of the factory as the others are thinking)
Robotic Cat: We could try to enter from the chimney above!
Culdee: Thanks for the idea, but i am not about to get roasted alive to enter a factory.
Robotic Cat: Damn.
Female Robotic Cat: Hey I thought your idea was cool.
(Culdee hears wrustling in the bushes)
Culdee: WHOS THERE!? EVERYONE GET YOUR WEAPONS READY!
(Everyone gets their armour and weapons ready. Freddy and Foxy come out of the bushes)
Culdee: Oh, Freddy and Foxy! You gave us a heart attack!
Foxy: Sorry bout that me heartie.
Freddy: But hey, we found new friends! Meet Glamrock Chica, Roxanne Wolf, and Animatronic Vanny!
Culdee: Nice to meet yall?
Animatronic Vanny: So what's going on here?
Culdee: We're trying to find a way into this factory. But to no avail.
Crystal: Yo guys, look what I found!
(The heroes come to Crystal who has found a fuse box)
Crystal: Maybe if one of us is smart enough, we can hack the fuse box to open these doors.
Sunny: Good idea Crystal. Does anyone know how to hack fuse boxes?
Past Robotic Cat: Eh I have no clue.
RH: Me neither.
Culdee: I mean im good at making animatronics but I have no experience in fuse boxes.
Glamrock Chica: "glitch noises" (I can try!)
Culdee: Huh?
(Glamrock Chica rushes to the fuse box. She messes with the wires a bit and soon the door to the factory is unlocked. Everyone cheers)
Freddy Fazbear: Way to go Glamrock Chica!
Roxanne Wolf: What's going on, I can't see shit!
Culdee: Thanks for that Glamrock Chica!
Glamrock Chica: "glitch noises" (Anytime!)
Culdee: Uhhh so say has her voice always been like that?
Animatronic Vanny: Her voice box was taken by a kid named Gregory, along with Roxy's eyes.
Roxanne Wolf: IM STILL GONNA KILL THAT KID ONCE I SEE HIM AGAIN! If I can see again of course.
RH: Hey since you two are robots who are damaged, maybe you can go to Dr. Finkleshitz?
Roxanne Wolf: Dr. Finkle-what?
Sunny: Finkleshitz! He once fixed Robotic Cat and Volts a while ago. Perhaps he can help with your issues?
Roxanne Wolf: Well I would like to see again.
Glamrock Chica: "Glitch noises" (And I would like to talk again)
Culdee: His lab is somewhere down the road. You shouldn't see any robotic buddies coming since the other stations are being taken down.
Animatronic Vanny: Alright, well in case there are any robotic buddies, we should be careful. One of them crushed someone's head, can you believe that!?
Sunny: Yeah i'm well aware.
Animatronic Vanny: Well, we're gonna go find this Finkleshitz guy. Come along girls!
Roxanne Wolf: Okay!
(Roxanne Wolf bumps into a wall)
Roxanne Wolf: God damn it.
Foxy: Here let me help guide you.
Roxanne Wolf: Thanks.
Freddy Fazbear: I'll come as well. I'll help incase any buddies show up.
Animatronic Vanny: Alright, see ya guys, good luck on your journey!
(The animatronics leave)
RH: Alright, lets go inside and find this charging station!
Everyone: Right!
(The heroes race into the factory. Meanwhile Tunabot 1 is seen sleeping in an office when an alarm blares waking him up)
Tunabot 1: WHAT THE!?
(Tunabot 1 looks at the camera and sees the heroes entering the factory)
Tunabot 1: DAMN IT! HOW!?
Tunabot 3: Uh boss, the heroes made it into the factory-
Tunabot 1: YEAH! IM AWARE! ACTIVATE THE ROBOTIC KITTENS TO GO AFTER THEM!
Tunabot 3: Alright alright! Don't need to get snippy about it.
(Tunabot 3 presses a button that activates the three robotic kittens and they swarm out)
Tunabot 1: Those heroes are in for a little surprise. Muahahahahahaha!
(Tunabot 1 continues laughing as Tunabot 3 starts laughing with him to)
Tunabot 1: SHUT UP!
(The heroes then come across four different hallways)
RH: Crossroads. Well i guess we are forced to split up.
Sunny: Me and Parappa will go this way. RC and FRC will go that way.
Crystal: What about the last 2 paths?
Culdee: Ill go through this one alone. You two (RH and Crystal) go that way.
RH: Are you sure Culdee? You'll be alone that way?
Culdee: I'll be alright. I face more harsh moments alone.
RH: Okay well just be careful. I don't wanna lose you again.
Culdee: Careful is my middle name!
Robotic Cat: Really?
Culdee: No I dont even know what my middle name is.
Robotic Cat: Oh.
Sunny: Well lets get to work gang.
(The heroes go their seperate roads. It goes to Robotic Cat and Female Robotic Cat who are walking through a hallway)
Robotic Cat: Man when this invasion is over I think i'll go for some flavored oil.
Female Robotic Cat: Babe all you ever do is talk about flavored oil.
Robotic Cat: What? It's good innit?
(The two then hear meowing)
Robotic Cat: Did you hear that?
Female Robotic Cat: Yeah, it sounded like meowing.
(The two stop in place and see three pairs of eyes glowing in the dark)
Robotic Cat: Hello, who's there?
Red Robotic Kitten: NYAW!
(The three kittens jump on top of Robotic Cat)
Robotic Cat: GAH!
Blue Robotic Kitten: Hah! We got you!
Yellow Robotic Kitten: Hehehe!
Female Robotic Cat: Well arnt you three just the cutest things I've ever seen? What are your names?
Red Robotic Kitten: Well wernt given any names.
Blue Robotic Kittens: We were just built by some guy in their basement.
Yellow Robotic Kittens: You can call us the Robotic Kittens!
Female Robotic Cat: Haha how charming! My name is Female Robotic Cat! this is my boyfriend Robotic Cat!
Robotic Cat: Heh nice to meet you kids.
Red Robotic Kitten: What were you guys doing?
Robotic Cat: We're trying to find a charging station. There should be a switch that could shut it off.
Female Robotic Cat: We need to shut the switch off in order to stop bad guys!
Red Robotic Kitten: Can we help you find the switch?
Female Robotic Cat: Well, I dont know-
Robotic Cat: Oh come on honey, where's your sense of adventure? Yes you can come along!
Red Robotic Kitten: Really?
Blue Robotic Kitten: YEAH!
Yellow Robotic Kitten: Woopie!
Robotic Cat: Let's get going! Adventure awaits!
(The five walk off. Tunabot 1 has watched the entire encounter on the camera and gets an appalled expression)
Tunabot 1: .... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Tunabot 3: Aw, the cute kittens made friends with the grown up cats-
Tunabot 1: I KNOW THAT SMARTASS! God can you stop pointing out the obvious for FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!
(Tunabot 1 punches Tunabot 3 causing him to fly into the closet)
Tunabot 3: WOAH!
(Tunabot 3 hits the closet door open. Out of the closet comes an inanimate Huggy Wuggy doll from Poppy Playtime. Tunabot 1 also sees a Mama Tattletail Toy. He looks at the brainwash ray Chef v1000 gave him on the table)
Tunabot 1: I got an idea...
(Tunabot 1 grabs the ray and shoots at the huggy wuggy doll and the mama tattletail toy. They both come to life)
Tunabot 1: Alright, you two have a mission. Find any heroes in the factory, and kill them on sight. Understand.
(The two nod)
Tunabot 1: Alright! Now get to work!
(Huggy Wuggy and Mama Tattletail race off)
Tunabot 1: My genius never fails to amaze me. Heheheh.
(The camera zooms on the cameras and sees that Animatronic MarioFan2009 is asleep. He then awakes still brainwashed. It cuts back to outside the factory where Jake is seen climbing up the factory and crawls into a window. He sees the switch to the charging station)
Jake: There it is!
(Jake walks up to the switch and is about to pull it when Guest 487 appears behind him pointing his arm cannon)
Guest 487: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
(Jake pauses)
Guest 487: Hands in the air. Turn around. Now.
(Jake complies and turns around. He and Guest 487 look at eachother)
Guest 487: You know you are not supposed to be here.
Jake: I know, but I can't let the robot invasion happen any longer.
Guest 487: The robot invasion will happen no matter what.
Jake: you don't have to do this. We're both Guests, we can work together and overthrow Chef v1000-
Guest 487: ENOUGH! You dont understand you blue haired idiot, Chef v1000 is the only person who understand what I have been through! I have lost my sister, Lucy. She was killed by those heartless Bacons.
Jake: I am so sorry for your lost, but its not true.
Guest 487: YES IT IS! I SAW HER CORPSE-
Jake: No not that, im talking about Chef v1000 being the only one who understands you. I also faced a terrible loss in my life. My father and my brother were not only my family, but my best friends, and they were shot to death by bacon soldiers, in front of my own eyes. Ever since then, I gave up hope. I thought no one could feel the pain that I went through, that I was alone. But then I met Zara. She was a woman who dealt with hell in her lifetime, but despite everything that happened against her, she kept moving on, and eventually with my help I was able to give her a chance to escape. Even when i was brought back as a cyborg forced to fight against my only friend, I had hope, and eventually, god was on my side. So no dude, your not alone. And no matter what hell you go through in the world, you just keep pushing. Thats how i met my amazing friends and where I am today.
Guest 487: ... wow. I-I never thought of it like that. Ever since i was brought back to life I thought life was over. Dear god what the hell am I doing? I used to be a nice guy who had a loving family, now im working for a robotic tyrant. What have I become?
Jake: Hey hey dude, it's okay.
Guest 487: No it's not! I've become a monster!
Jake: Just relax man... Take a deep breath and let it all out.
(Guest 487 takes a deep breath and than breathes out)
Jake: Better?
Guest 487: Much better. Sorry that I was about to shoot you, Mr...
Jake: Jake. Call me Jake. And you?
Guest 487: Guest 487. You can just call me 487 for short.
Jake: Okay 487, well, can I pull the switch now?
Guest 487: Yeah, go ahead.
(Jake is about to pull the switch when suddenly he gets shot by a lazer from Tunabot 1's brainwash ray)
Guest 487: JAKE!
(Guest 487 gets shot as well)
Tunabot 1: Useless traitor. I figured you'd eventually turn on us, so I had my eye on you.
(Jake and Guest 487 come up with red eyes)
Tunabot 1: Now get back out there and capture more people!
Guest 487 and Jake: Yes sir.
(The brainwashed guests leave)
Tunabot 1: Now to go take care of other pests.
(It cuts to Sunny and Parappa running through a hallway eventually they stop when they see Animatronic MarioFan2009 looking at them red eyes)
Parappa: is that Animatronic MarioFan2009?
Sunny: it is. But why does he have red eyes?
(AMF2009 slowly approaches the two)
Sunny: Um, Parappa, I dont like the look of this.
Parappa: Get behind me Sunny.
(Parappa brings out his axe)
Parappa: Hey, stay where you are, or I will use my axe!
(AMF2009 ignores his warnings and continues moving closer)
Parappa: Hey, are you deaf!? I said don't move a single step!
(He once again ignores Parappa's warnings)
Parappa: This is your last warning!
(AMF2009 still doesnt listen)
Parappa: I WARNED YOU!
Sunny: PARAPPA NO!
(Parappa throws his axe at AMF2009. He then grabs Parappa's axe)
Parappa: W-what the?! That's not possible.
Animatronic MarioFan2009: You have no idea what's possible.
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 throws the axe on the ground and smashes it to pieces)
Parappa: Well I think it's safe to say that we need to RUN SUNNY!
(The two break for it as AMF2009 pursues them angrilly. It then cuts to Crystal and RH climbing up a very high ladder. RH is shivering while climbing up the ladder)
Crystal: RH why do you keep shivering, your shaking the ladder.
RH: I-I'm not shaking. The ladders, j-just not sturdy enough that it keeps shaking.
Crystal: Your scared of heights arn't you?
RH: I'm not scared! I just don't like being this high.
Crystal: That means your scared of heights dude.
RH: I'M NOT SCARED OF-
(Mama Tattletail than jumps on RH causing him to fall off the ladder)
RH: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Crystal: Okay RH your screaming is really becoming annoying dude. Hey I see the top of the ladder!
(Crystal makes it to the top of the ladder and makes it to a huge warehouse platform)
Crystal: Wow, this place looks big? What do you think of this RH? ... RH?
(Crystal looks over and sees RH is not on the latter)
Crystal: Uh oh.
Tunabot 1: Uh oh is right.
(Crystal turns around and sees Tunabot 1)
Tunabot 1: Looks like your friend couldn't take the heihgt.
Crystal: You bastard! You're behind this arnt you!?
Tunabot 1: Maybe I am?
Crystal: Ugh thats it! I'm putting you down!
(Crystal brings out her gun)
Tunabot 1: Bring it on Flower. I'll enjoy bathing in your blood.
(Tunabot 1 brings out his brainwash ray. The two get into a shootout but they manage to dodge eachother's gunfire. It then cuts to a vent shaft where Culdee is seen crawling through the vents)
Culdee: Man it is really claustrophic in here. But I gotta keep moving. Gotta find that switch and shut down the station!
(Culdee then hears rapid footsteps behind him)
Culdee: What the?
(Culdee looks behind him and sees Huggy Wuggy chasing after him at high speeds)
Culdee: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
(Culdee continues running as Huggy Wuggy chases after him and Culdee crawls for his life. It cuts back to the robotic cats roaming around)
Robotic Cat: So what do you guys like?
Red Robotic Kitten: Nothing much really, we just really like to explore and see the world.
Yellow Robotic Kitten: And meet some new friends as well!
Female Robotic Cat: Aw these kids are just so cute. I hope we have kids of our own one day!
Robotic Cat: Hehe yeah. Though i kinda wish not.
Female Robotic Cat: what was that?
Robotic Cat: I didn't say anything.
(The cats then hear gunfire noises)
Robotic Cat: What the? Stay close to me guys.
(The cats look over the hallway and see Crystal and Tunabot 1)
Female Robotic Cat: It's Crystal!
Blue Robotic Kitten: Fighting that mean tunabot man!
Robotic Cat: We gotta go help her!
(The two continue shooting bullets at eachother)
Tunabot 1: Damn, this bitch just doesn't give up!
(Tunabot 1 shoots again but Robotic Cat deflects the brainwash ray with a peice of factory metal)
Robotic Cat: Need a little help friend?
Crystal: Robotic Cat! And yes!
Tunabot 1: UGH!
(Tunabot 1 sees the robotic kittens)
Tunabot 1: YOU! YOU three had one job to attack the heroes but instead you HELPED THEM! But don't worry, im gonna fix you three right now!
(Tunabot 1 shoots at the robotic kittens. Female RC sees this and runs after them)
Female Robotic Cat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Female Robotic Cat takes the bullet instead of the kittens. Crystal and Robotic Cat see this in shock)
Crystal: "gasp" Oh no.
Robotic Cat: H-Honey?
(Female Robotic Cat comes up with glowing red eyes and is now brainwashed)
Female Robotic Cat: Ready to serve Chef v1000.
Robotic Cat: N-no.
Tunabot 1: Eh, that will work too I guess. Female Robotic Cat, seize them!
(Female Robotic Cat charges at Robotic Cat but Crystal grabs him and the kittens)
Crystal: COME ON!
(Crystal and the cats run into a room and Female Robotic Cat looks around the place)
Crystal: Is everyone okay?
Red Robotic Kitten: Yeah, we're okay.
(Robotic Cat is seen in the corner trembling)
Robotic Cat: She's brainwashed. It's my fault. I should have protected her. I'm a bad boyfriend.
Crystal: Im gonna go back out there and try to aprehend Tunabot 1, Kittens, you watch over RC!
Blue Robotic Kitten: You got it!
(Crystal grabs her gun and runs back out. The kittens get concerned as they look at Robotic Cat who is trembling even harder)
Robotic Cat: Feelings lost. Must destroy everyone. System Error. Does Not compute.
Yellow Robotic Kitten: Um, Mr. Robotic Cat? Are you okay?
(Robotic Cat turns around maliciously with hazard symbol eyes)
Twisted Feline: That's Twisted Feline to you.
(It cuts back to the platform where Tunabot 1 is still waiting)
Tunabot 1: I wonder what the others are doing? Huh?
(Crystal jumps at Tunabot 1 but he is able to summersault out of the way in time)
Crystal: You will pay for what you did to Female Robotic Cat!
Tunabot 1: Oh please, she's better off working for the robotic invaders!
(The two get back to having a shootoff. Eventually Crystal's gun becomes jammed)
Crystal: Oh no! No no no! Not now!
(Crystal tries to get her gun working as Tunabot 1 sneaks up on her)
Crystal: Come on, come on WORK DAMN IT!
(Tunabot 1 taps on Crystal's shoulder. She turns around and Tunabot 1 socks her in the face with his ray. Crystal slides on the floor and her gun falls into the void)
Crystal: NO MY GUN!
(Tunabot 1 aims his ray at her head)
Tunabot 1: Time to wack this weed.
???: YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!
Tunabot 1: Who said that!?
(A man jumps down on the platform revealing to be non other than Ausuar the Vile)
Ausar: AUSAR THE VILE!
Tunabot 1: Who?
(Ausar charges at Tunabot 1 and kicks him through the wall onto another platform. This platform has Lava under it. Tunabot 1 gets up and is about to grab his brain wash ray when Ausar grabs it)
Ausar: Oh what's this? You're little toy?
Tunabot 1: Give me back my ray, masked head!
(Ausar throws the ray into the lava below disintergrating it)
Ausar: Oops.
Tunabot 1: YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
Ausar: Try to kill me. But you will not stand a chance, for I AM A DEATHLESS!
(The two get into a staredown and charge at eachother. Ausar tries to punch Tunabot 1 but he slides under his groin and stomps his leg)
Ausar: OW MY LEG!
Tunabot 1: HAHAHA! You may be deathless, but your not painless-
(Ausar gets enough and smacks Tunabot 1 in the face. Tunabot 1 wakes up near a metal pushing machine. He gets an idea)
Tunabot 1: Hey fatty! over here!
Ausar: You made a mistake calling the mighty Ausar a fatty, peasant!
(Ausar charges at Tunabot 1 as Tunabot 1 gains acess to a lever and pulls it once Ausar is in front of the machine causing the machine to push Ausar into the lava below)
Ausar: GAH! GRRR! I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BUDDY! YOU AINT GETTING OUT! YOU HEAR ME! THERES NO WAY OUT FOR YOU!
(Ausar then sinks to the bottom of the Lava)
Tunabot 1: Lets see you get back up from that, ASS-AR! HAH!
(Tunabot 1 runs off. It cuts back to Culdee in the vents as he still being chased by Huggy Wuggy)
Culdee: DAMN IT WHY IS THIS COOKIE MONSTER RIPOFF SO DAMN FAST!?
(Culdee then sees the vent exit and uses his metal fell spider legs to chop the exit open and eventually lands on scaffolding)
Culdee: Few, finally got away from that blue mother fu-
(Huggy Wuggy jumps on the scaffolding knocking Culdee down)
Culdee: GAH!
(Huggy Wuggy is about to kill Culdee when-)
Lil Fred: "screaming honk"
(Lil Fred is seen swinging on a chain and jumps on Huggy Wuggy and kicks him in the face making Huggy wuggy fall into the voice below)
Lil Fred: "honk" (AND STAY DOWN!)
Culdee: Huh!?
(JJ comes swinging in a chain to and lands on the scaffolding)
JJ: Nice work back there Fred!
Culdee: LIL FRED! JJ!
(Culdee hugs the two in happiness)
Lil Fred: "honk" (Eugh! Not so tight now!)
(Culdee lets the two)
Culdee: But how, how did you two manage to find me?
JJ: The tracker in your hat silly! Remember?
Culdee: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Lil Fred: "honk" (So what were we all doing before this whole fiasco happened?)
Culdee: We're currently looking for a charging station so we can shut it down and stop this invasion once and for all!
JJ: Alright! If that means we can get rid of this invasion than i'm all for it!
Lil Fred "Honk honk" (Here here!)
Culdee: Alright, now lets stop dillydallying and get to wo-
(RH's screaming is heard fading in)
Culdee: Hey does that sound like RH-
(RH lands on Culdee with Mama Tattletail still mauling him)
RH: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF OF ME!
(Culdee grabs Mama Tattletail and throws her into the view)
RH: Phew. Thanks for that. Oh hey Culdee!
Culdee: Hey RH? What happened with you being with Crystal?
RH: Oh we were seperated when that thing came and attacked me. I have been falling for 30 minutes.
Culdee: oof.
JJ: Hey Mr. RH!
Lil Fred: "honk" (Howdy)
RH: Oh hey Lil Fred, JJ, nice to see you two returned!
(It cuts back to Sunny and Parappa still being chased by Animatronic MarioFan2009)
Sunny: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ANIMATRONIC MARIOFAN2009!?
Parappa: I DONT KNOW! HE'S NOT USUALLY THIS MAD, Unless it involves cliffhangers.
(On the other side of the hallway, The Robotic Kittens are being chased by Twisted Feline)
Blue Robotic Kitten: WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM!?
Red Robotic Kitten: I DONT KNOW!
(The parties run into eachother. The kittens, Sunny, and Parappa run into another hallway. Twisted Feline and Animatronic MarioFan2009 run into eachother)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Must obey Chef v1000. DESTROY ALL TRESSPASSERS!
Twisted Feline: Error. System Error. Must destroy all beings. MUST MASSACRE ALL!
(The two have a staredown and eventually the two start throwing hands at eachother. Eventually twisted feline activates a blade arm and slices Animatronic MarioFan2009's legs off)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: GAH! MY LEGS!
(Twisted Feline is about to finish off Animatronic MarioFan2009)
Sunny: Robotic Cat stop! This isn't you!
Parappa: dude! Snap out of it! Don't hurt AMF2009! Even though he tried to hurt us, but still! Don't do it!
Red Robotic Kitten: Please Mr. Robotic Cat man.
Blue Robotic Kitten: Please snap out of it.
Yellow Robotic Kitten: Please? ... Daddy?
(Suddenly Twisted Feline glitches out and transforms back into Robotic Cat)
Robotic Cat: What the? What the hell happened? This is the 2nd time this has happened to me!
(Robotic Cat looks down and sees Animatronic MarioFan2009 with his legs cut off)
Robotic Cat: Oh my god, did I do this? Oh my god AMF, I am so sorry-
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 growls and tries to grab Robotic Cat)
Robotic Cat: Woah whats wrong with him!? Is he brainwashed!?
Sunny: I think so.
Robotic Cat: Eugh.
(Robotic Cat turns his hand into a lightning rod and tazers Animtronic MarioFan2009 knocking him down)
Robotic Cat: Maybe we should get him fixed up. Hey kittens, you think you can help me out and take this guy to Finkleshitz?
Red Robotic Kitten: Sure!
Yellow Robotic Kitten: We'd be happy to help!
Blue Robotic Kitten: Eh, why not.
(The four grab Animatronic MarioFan2009 and fly carry him away)
Parappa: Bye Robotic Cats!
Sunny: And don't worry, we'll find Female Robotic Cat and fix her!
(It cuts back to the switch room. Another shadow portal opens up and Junior and Chef Pee Pee jump through it)
Chef Pee Pee: Im starting to get a little used to those shadow portal things now!
Junior: Thats the spirit Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: Anyways, where are we now?
Junior: This looks like a control room.
Chef Pee Pee: This sign says Charging station. This must be where the robots are charged.
Junior: Well we better find a way to shut it down! Hey Chef Pee Pee, I see a lever over there!
Chef Pee Pee: I'll go and pull it!
(Chef Pee Pee goes to pull the lever but his hand then gets stabbed)
Chef Pee Pee: GRAH!
Junior: CHEF PEE PEE!?
Chef Pee Pee: Who!?
(Chef Pee Pee looks up and sees Alternate Chef Pee Pee)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Nuh uh uh. That aint happening on my watch!
Chef Pee Pee: I know you! You're that alternate version of me as a cannibal! SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR YOU, YOU FREAK!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Yeah yeah, well anyways, there can only be one Chef Pee Pee so its best you die now!
(Chef Pee Pee brings out his butcher knife)
Chef Pee Pee: Try me bitch.
(The Two Chef Pee Pee's duke it out against eachother)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: JUST GIVE UP ALREADY! YOU WONT BEAT ME!
Chef Pee Pee: We'll see about that faker!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Who ya calling faker faker! I'm the definitive Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: No! I'm the definitive Chef Pee Pee!
(The two eventually struggle enough that they fall out the window. It then starts thundering and puddles form on the ground. The two get wet and Alternative Chef Pee Pee's blood on his uniform falls off)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: MY BLOOD! I was trying to make that look come alive!
Chef Pee Pee: Your sick if you worry about blood on your uniform being soaked off!
(The two get angry and start punching eachother. Junior looks out at the chaos)
Junior: oh god! Which ones the real chef pee pee!?
(Junior then sees Crystal's gun coming out of the garbage shute. He gets an idea. The two chef pee pee's continue trying to fight eachother when Alternate Chef Pee Pee gets the upperhand and chokes Chef Pee Pee)
Junior: HEY CHEF PEE PEES!
(The two Chef Pee Pee's stop fighting and see Junior pointing the gun at them. The two get up and put their hands up)
Chef Pee Pee: Junior thank god! Shoot him! he's the alternate!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: What no! I'm the real Chef Pee Pee! He's the alternate!
Junior: Oh god!? Which one do I shoot!?
Chef Pee Pee: Oh god damn it! Listen to me Junior, he's the alternate!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: No my friend! That Chef Pee Pee is the alternate!
Junior: Okay um, what is my favorite toy!?
Chef Pee Pees: Thomas
Junior: Favorite food!
Chef Pee Pees: Mac and Cheese!
Junior: Okay uhmmmm. Oooh! Do you like killing people!?
Chef Pee Pee: No!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Absolutley! Wait.
(Junior then turns to Alternate Chef Pee Pee and shoots him in the chest)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: God damn it.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee falls down motionless)
Chef Pee Pee: Phew. Good job on shooting the right one Junior.
Junior: Anytime Chef Pee Pee. Let's get out of here before more villains show up.
Chef Pee Pee: True, and I still gotta heal my hand.
(The two run off. It then cuts back to the charging station room. Culdee, RH, Lil Fred, and JJ run into the room)
Culdee: There's the switch.
(Culdee and RH walk up to the switch)
RH: Culdee, you can do the honors!
Culdee: Oh I would never. You do it RH.
RH: No I insist.
Culdee: I double insist.
RH: I triple insist.
Culdee: I fourqle insist!
RH: What? That's not even a word. Okay, you know what, how about we pull the switch together?
Culdee: Hmm, I don't see a problem with that.
(The two put their hand on the switch)
RH and Culdee: 3... 2... 1...
(Together they pull down the switch and final charging station is shut off. The machines that create the robotic buddies finally shut down. Female Robotic Cat still brainwashed is seen still patrolling the place. Sunny and Parappa then appear behind her)
Sunny: There she is!
(FRC turns around but suddenly her eyes turn back to normal)
Female Robotic Cat: Woah.. what happened?
Parappa: You gotten brainwashed, but everythings fixed now!
(Brainwashed volts is seen outside fighting Jenny)
Jenny: Snap out of it volts! this aint you!
Volts: Must obey Chef v1000-
(Suddenly Volts becomes unbrainwashed)
Volts: What the? Where am I?! THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!!!!! Oh hi Jenny.
(Jake and Guest 487 are seen patrolling the Pensacola streets but then they get unbrainwashed)
Jake: Huh?
Guest 487: What just happened?
(All the brainwashed robots become un brainwashed. All the heroes gather in the Pensacola square and celebrate)
Everyone: WOO HOO!
(Everyone hugs and high fives eachother)
Buckaroo: We did it!
Manny: All the stations are taken down!
Bendy: HORAYYYY!
Culdee: Man I missed Pensacola! Who's up for drinks at sportsters? On me!
(Everyone cheers but then they get interupted)
???: Not... so... fast...
(The heroes turn around and see Animatronic Poopy Butt slowly moving towards them)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: We're not out of the woods yet....
(The heroes get concerned staring at Animatronic Poopy Butt as the chapter cuts to black)
== CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE - WRATH OF ANIMATRONIC POOPY BUTT! ==
SYNOPSIS - Just when everything seamed like it was over and most of Chef v1000's army are either destroyed, arrested, or redeemed, Chef v1000's secret right hand man named "Animatronic Poopy Butt" steps in to stop the heroes. Meanwhile, Tunabot 1 and 3 are not done fighting yet, and BB 2.0 is almost done completing his master plan.
----A few hours before the invasion began.
(Chef v1000 and Animatronic Poopy Butt are shown in an underground bunker, leading to a massive-sized vault. )
Animatronic Poopy Butt: So, what’s the plan?
Chef v1000: You shall lead and takeover my last resort. I have other business calls to settle with, the villains and the pillagers. They are falling behind, so you shall guide these beauties.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Okay?
(Chef v1000 uses a remote connected on his arm to open up the vault. Inside, the robotic duplicates of the heroes, previously from “The Vandal Buster!”/“Vandal Buster: Part I” are shown: Consisting of rebuilt copies of the Robos, new Robos, and rebuilt 2.0s and new 2.0s of the people living in Pensacola. )
Animatronic Poopy Butt: These seem to ring some bells.
Chef v1000: Indeed they do, because I got inspired from a grey robot version of the blocky storywriter (RH). Anyways, I made these before I started my invasion as a final ditch effort in case my main plans go apart. Thanks to some old and new blueprints of these bots. I always needed an associate to help me out, but never ever got the chance to until now. You, my second-in-command, were the one I chose to do so, because I knew my original plans would go into flames after hearing about the heroes’ past encounters with city threats. Either way, you shall lead these classics into the city to bring it down to the ground. Once you do, we’ll rule over it by rebuilding it in our own image!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: A little too much for me to carry, but I have noted eveything down in my system. It shall be done hopefully ASAP.
Chef v1000: Good. Also, Watch this.
(Chef v1000 snaps his fingers and a robotic duplicate of Sunny shoots a net at Chef v1000)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Woah, did she just shoot a net at you?
Chef v1000: Yep, and best part about it. This is made of the strongest rope that is illegal in 47 states. It can even hold the strongest of humans.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Ah!
Chef v1000: Now can you please snap your fingers, I want to get out of here.
(Animatronic Poopy Butt snaps his fingers and the rope lets go of Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Thank you. Now, let us get to work.
(Chef v1000 claps his hands twice activating the rest of the robots. The two watch as the robotic duplicates rise and head outside from remote commands. Chef v1000 laughs evilly as he leaves to have Animatronic Poopy Butt to do the rest of the dirty work.
Chef v1000: I’ve got unfinished business to attend to.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Understood... boss.
----Present day.
(Animatronic Poopy Butt is staring at the heroes)
KAPfan9876: Who the HELL are you!?
(Inside the SML House, Poopy Butt is seen looking out the window. He sees Animatronic Poopy Butt and gets scared. He closes the blinds in fear)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: I am Chef v1000's right hand man. We were concerned that you heroes would go ahead and foil Mr. 1000's plans, so that's why Chef v1000 has recruited me to rise against you. I am your worst nightmare. I am... Animatronic Poopy Butt.
(The heroes do a blank stare. They then start laughing maniacally)
AsphaltianOof: Animatronic, what now?
Animatronic Poppy Butt: What's so funny?
Buckaroo: I don't know dude, i dont know how we can take you seriously when your name is Animatronic Poopy Butt.
(Buckaroo laughs)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Shut up...
Buckaroo: Yeah right what harm are you gonna do?
(Animatronic Poopy Butt snaps his fingers and a robotic duplicate of AsphaltianOof shoots a net at Buckaroo)
Buckaroo: GAH! Wha- I can't move! GRRR! Ugh.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Am I funny to you, now?
(Animatronic Poopy Butt laughs as the rest of the robotic duplicates shoot nets at the heroes. Most are caught in the nets and are unable to move while some escape. Culdee and RH are able to escape the robotic duplicates, hiding behind an alleyway in the process)
Culdee: Where the hell did that guy come from!?
RH: I don't know, but our friends are out there dropping like flies.
Culdee: We gotta find a way past them, you good at being stealthy?
RH: Dude, one of the Vandal Buster's main goals is too be stealthy.
Culdee: Kewel.
(The two put their respective masks on)
Metal-Fell: Let's roll.
Vandal Buster: Right!
(The two heroes sneak off. It cuts to the factory where Tunabot 3 opens the doors)
Tunabot 3: Alright boss, it's safe to come out now!
(Tunabot 1 comes out)
Tunabot 1: Great, they got our station! And now all four of the stations are shut down. This is bad. I gotta alert the other villains about this.
(Tunabot 1 brings out a walkie talkie)
Tunabot 1: This is Tunabot 1 to Dr. Robotnik. Come in Dr. Robotnik.
(No response)
Tunabot 1: Ummm robotnik?
(Still no response. Tunabot 1 drops the walkie walkie in anger)
Tunabot 1: Damn it. What about you, Tunabot 3? Can you contact anyone?
Tunabot 3: No im going on my phone but all contacts have been disabled! I think the heroes must of gotten to all of them!
Tunabot 1: ....
(Tunabot 1 stomps on the Walkie Talkie repeatidly in anger until its in a bunch of pieces)
Tunabot 3: So now what?
Tunabot 1: Well I guess since we're the only people in the army left, we should work to dealing with the heroes ourselves. Do we still have that green chaos emerald?
Tunabot 3: Yeah but I think Tunabot 2 has it... and he's well... dead.
Tunabot 1: Then we should go find Tunabot 2 in hopes to find the emerald. Come now, Tunabot 3. Retribution awaits.
Tunabot 3: You got it, boss!
(The two race off. It cuts to BB 2.0 and Robo RH walking through out the plains)
Robo RH: So where are we heading to again, BB 2.0?
BB 2.0: We've gotta find a secret place to hold our plan. We can't do it out in the open in case a hero spots us!
Robo RH: What about that place?
(Robo RH points to Chef v1000's base)
BB 2.0: Worth a shot.
(The two run over to Chef v1000's base. Robo RH knocks on the door)
BB 2.0: Why did you knock on the door, you know there's no one ho-
(Chef v1000 opens the door)
BB 2.0: ... Nevermind.
Chef v1000: Who the hell are you guys?
Robo RH: We ask the same to you.
BB 2.0: Wait a minute, I know you. I saw you on that newspaper! You wanted to start an invasion here at Pensacola!
Chef v1000: "chuckles" Guilty as charged!
BB 2.0: My name is BB 2.0! And this is my sidekick Robo RH!
Robo RH: Wait, sidekick? Now hang on a minute, buster-
BB 2.0: We're robots who want to get revenge on the human race! Just like you!
Chef v1000: Interesting! Well it's nice to meet fellow evil robots like me!
BB 2.0: Ditto here! Any who, we were wondering if we can come inside and work on an evil plan I have to help destroy the organisms!
Chef v1000: Sure! I'm going to need all the help I can get after all the charging stations have been destroyed. Come inside.
(Chef v1000 holds the door open and the two enter)
Robo RH: So what is you're plan again?
BB 2.0: I have the perfect plan.
(BB brings out a sketch book for a giant mech. He brings out the doodle pencil Doodle Asp gave him)
BB 2.0: Let's get creative.
(BB 2.0 starts drawing as he laughs evilly. Robo RH rolls his eyes. It then cuts to another alleyway where Joey and AP are seen running from robotic duplicates they then make it to the end of the wall)
Joey: Oh no! We're cornered!
AP: Well what did you expect from entering an alleyway?
Joey: Well jeez, sorry I was in a panic.
AP: Well theres no need for fear! You know what time it is Joey!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey and AP: ATOMIC PUPPET, ACTIVA-
(The two look behind them as a robot shoots a net at them trapping them)
AP: Dag nab it.
Joey: Well look on the bright side, at least things can't get worse.
(The two then see a mime right next to them performing mime tricks)
AP: Ya can't shut your trap can ya?
Joey: No I can not.
AP: Fair enough.
(Behind the mime, Pauline comes out of the dumpster)
Pauline: Pssst! Guys!
AP: Wait the mime can talk?
Joey: I never heard of a talking mime before.
Pauline: No you nuclear heads, it's me, Pauline!
Joey: Pauline, your a mime?
(Pauline sighs and exits the dumpster and pushes the mime down)
Pauline: You two okay?
AP: Yeah, though we are kinda trapped in a net at the moment.
Pauline: Hang on one second.
(Pauline brings out her sword)
Pauline: Hold still.
Joey: Oh shi-
(Pauline then breaks the net open)
Joey: Thanks for that.
Pauline: No probs, so whats been going on? Why is everyone being caught in nets?
AP: Appearantly this robotic dog came out of nowhere and started shooting nets at people.
Joey: His name is Animatronic Poopy Butt.
(Pauline looks at Joey with a "bruh" expression)
Joey: Hey im telling the truth, man.
Pauline: Okay then. Where is this Animatronic Poopy Butt?
AP: Appearantly he's at the top of that clock tower.
(AP points at the top of the clock tower where Animatronic Poopy Butt is watching over)
Pauline: Well why don't we just go out there and get rid of all the robots?
AP: That might not sound like a good idea.
(A rubber ducky is seen in the middle of the road. Tari looks from behind the dumpster and sees it)
Tari: oooh!
(Tari sneaks over to grab the duck but Animatronic Poopy Butt points at her)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: THERE!
(A net is thrown at Tari trapping her)
Tari: Well at least I still got my ducky.
(The duck get then shot with a net)
Tari: Aw.
Joey: Yeah looks like they have nets that run for miles in a straight line.
Pauline: Well it looks like that robot dog or Animatronic Poopy Butt whatever you wanna call him is on top of that clock tower. If I can find a way to sneak up there, i can aprehend him enough so the heroes can be able to ambush the robots!
AP: sounds like a good plan!
Joey: Just be careful will ya?
Pauline: Thanks for the worries, you two take care.
(Pauline gets back into a box and sneaks off. In the box she sneaks by two robo clones)
Pauline: ACHOO!
Culdee 2.0: Bless you.
Pauline: Thanks.
Culdee 2.0: WAIT A SECOND! DID THAT BOX JUST SNEEZE!?
Pauline: Ummm... No?
Culdee 2.0: Oh my bad.
Endless 2.0: You prolly took too much oil this morning.
Culdee 2.0: Yeah I probably did.
(Pauline continues to sneak by. She then sees MarioFan2009 2.0 come walking by. Pauline gets out of her box and hides behind a vending machine. MarioFan2009 2.0 walks by only for Pauline to ambush him and slice his head off with her sword killing him)
Pauline: Sorry, i couldn't be cramped in that box for 2 more seconds.
(Pauline digs all the circuts and junk out of MarioFan2009 2.0's head and wears it. She then walks over to the clock tower elevator where robotic clones of Sunny and Parappa are seen gaurding)
Pauline: Hold the elevator!
(Pauline runs into the elevator)
Pauline: Thanks, can you believe that invasion out there, crazy huh?
Robo Parappa: Yeah it is crazy, are you okay MarioFan2009 2.0? you look weird?
Pauline: Oh yeah, I kinda just got out of the shower.
Robo Sunny: Wait a minute, Robots don't shower. It can short circuit them.
(Robo Parappa and Robo Sunny put their guns to Pauline. It then cuts to outside the elevator where Pauline is seen having chopped the two robos to peices. She gets out and takes off MarioFan2009 2.0's head)
Pauline: Now to find that robo mutt.
(Pauline grabs her sword and runs off. It cuts to Metal-Fell and Vandal Buster on top of a building. They take off their masks to look at the chaos)
Culdee: Jeez, I havn't seen this many robo clones since...
RH: Since RH 2.0's reign.
(The two look at eachother)
RH: You don't think that RH 2.0 and APB are in cahoots huh?
Culdee: I dunnow.
RH: Wait, culdee! Look over there!
(The two see Zulzo's hardware store being horded by a bunch of Robo Clones trying to break in. They see Sunny and Parappa in the building)
RH: That's Sunny and Parappa!
Culdee: Looks like they are in trouble!
RH: Well what are we waiting for, let's go save them!
(The two put their masks on and run off. It cuts to Inside Zulzo's store. Sunny and Parappa are seen trying to barricade the door while they struggle to hold the door back as the robo clones are trying to break in)
Parappa: Sunny, if we don't make it out of this, I just wanna say-
(Parappa is interupted as a robo hand breaks in and grabs Parappa by the throat. Sunny grabs her sword and cuts the hand off)
Parappa: "gasp" Thanks.
Sunny: No worries. So what were you saying again?
(The robo clones eventually over power the two and barge in. They look evily at the two. They are about to shoot nets at them but then most of them get shot in the head and fall to the floor dead. The two see Metal Fell who has used his machine gun arm and Vandal Buster holding net bombs)
Vandal Buster: Need some assistance?
(Zulzo is seen hiding behind the desk in fear)
Sunny: Yo Zulzo!
(Zulzo gets up from the desk)
Zulzo: Y-yeah?
Sunny: You still got my backup Iron Flower panel?
Zulzo: Yes mam!
(Zulzo throws the panel at Sunny and she grabs it. She steps on the panel and her Iron Flower suit activates)
Parappa: Wait what do I get to fight with? My axe was destroyed at the factory!
Iron Flower: Here!
(Iron Flower throws Parappa her sword)
Iron Flower: You can borrow this!
(The two get off to destroying the robots and Vandal Buster and Metal Fell join in destroying the robots one by one)
Iron Flower: Go ahead and find other survivors guys! We'll take care of these chumps!
Vandal Buster: Got it Sunny!
(The two run off. It cuts to Chef Pee Pee and Junior running through the chaos but then they get surrounded by robots)
Robo Junior: Put your hands up and we will not harm you!
Chef Pee Pee: Well shit.
(Suddenly Robo Junior's head explodes)
Robo Cody: WHAT THE FU-
(All of the robo character's heads get exploded. Chef Pee Pee and Junior look behind them and see Zooey)
Zooey: Nice to see you two again!
Chef Pee Pee: Zooey! You escaped?
Zooey: Yep. It wasn't hard really.
Honey: Lesson if your gonna trap somebody. Don't leave a vent big enough for a person to crawl through in there unblocked!
Zooey: Yeah what she said!
(Suddenly a McDonalds explodes and Ronald McDonald comes flying out)
Ronald McDonald: DON'T BUY BURGER SHING!
(Ronald McDonald crashes into the Bear's cave)
Bear (Slendytubbies): HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON!?
(The Bear chases Ronald McDonald out of his cave. Honey looks down and sees a 12 piece box of chicken nuggets)
Honey: Oooh! Nuggets! My favorite!
(Honey is about to grab the nuggets but Radish quickly grabs it)
Radish: NO! MINE!
(Radish starts eating the nuggets. Honey looks at Radish starstruck)
Honey: Where have you been all my life?
Radish: Uhhh.... here?
(Radish continues eating)
Zooey: Wait, where's Shadow?
(It cuts to Sporsters bar where Dave is seen still hiding from the chaos)
Dave Miller: I really do not get paid enough for this stupid job.
(The robots continue shooting nets at the people when Shadow breaks in)
Shadow: HEY ROBO NERDS!
(The robots look at Shadow)
Shadow: Feel the wrath of CHAOS POWER-
(Shadow goes into his pockets and finds nothing)
Shadow: DAMN IT! I forgot that tunabot took my emerald from me!
(The robots aim their gun hands at Shadow. Suddenly they all freeze in place as they turn blue and then explode. Shadow looks over and sees Silver the Hedgehog)
Shadow: Silver, havn't seen you in some time?
Silver: Yeah since the audience booed me out for being in Sonic 06.
Shadow: Anyways, you wanna help destroy the rest of these robots?
Silver: Would I ever!
(Sonic runs up)
Sonic: Shadow! You're alive!?
Shadow: Yeah, guess I had a guardian angel.
Sonic: Ah. Neat. Hey Silver!
Silver: Hey! Shall we destroy these robots!
Sonic: Would we? Hell yeah! The gangs back together!
(The hedgehogs run off to destroy the robots .It then cuts to the Pensacola Park where it shows Manny and Frida trapped inside a net)
Manny: Well look on the bright side Frida, it can't get worse than this.
(A robotic duplicate of El Tigre appears and takes Manny's belt and Frida's goggles)
Robo El Tigre: I'll be taking these controband with me thank you.
(Robo El Tigre jumps off)
Frida: You cannot keep your mouth shut can you!?
Manny: Ummmm sorry?
Frida: "sigh" I can't stay mad at you.
(Metal Fell and Vandal Buster jump down)
Manny: Vandal Buster! You're here!
(Metal Fell cuts the net open)
Vandal Buster: You two okay?
Manny: Yeah, but a robot version of my super hero ego took my Belt and Frida's glasses!
Vandal Buster: Damn, we'll make sure to go and get it, you guys try to hide from the robots!
Frida: Good idea! Let's go Manny!
Manny: Okay Frida!
(the two run off to hide. The masked heroes once again race off. Meanwhile Animatronic Poopy Butt is shown continuing to watch Pensacola go to waste thanks to the robot duplicates.)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: That’s right. Soon, the boss shall have his victory-
(Animatronic Poopy Butt suddenly screams as a brick is thrown at his head. He turns around and sees Pauline.)
Pauline: There you are, Animatronic Asshole!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: (to Pauline) You!
Pauline: Animatronic Poopy Butt, your assistance for Chef v1000 ends here.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: “sarcastically” Oh, quite right, beanie girl. Especially after “CENSORED DUE TO “SML WIKI: THE MOVIE!” SPOILERS!”!
Pauline: What the!? How did you know about that!?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: I read some of RH's stories. He's a good writer.
Pauline: Well you're not wrong about that.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: True, but enough of that! You will regret messing with me!
Pauline: Quiet, you! It’s time to finish this off once and for all!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Very well, so be it then.
(Animatronic Poopy Butt gets into a fight pose and Pauline grabs her sword. The two charge at eachother and engage in a battle together. It cuts to Brooklyn Guy and Simmons hiding behind a dumpster while a bunch of Robo Clones are patrolling the premesis)
Simmons: There's too many of them Brooklyn Guy! I don't think we can aprehend them!
Brooklyn Guy: We'll see about that.
(Brooklyn Guy cocks his gun and runs out)
Brooklyn Guy: PENSACOLA POLICE DEPARTMENT! HANDS IN THE AIR NOW-
(Brooklyn Guy is interupted as the Robots shoot at him. He hides behind the dumpster)
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah you're right, theres too much.
Simmons: Great, now they know our location!
(VB and M-F jump on down)
Vandal Buster: We got this!
Metal-Fell: Alright robot douchebags, we can settle this the easy way or-
(The robo clones shoot at the two, they cowar and run out the way. They hide behind the wall and take their masks off rapidly exhaling and inhaling)
RH: Yeah, there seams to be too much of them out there!
Culdee: True! Only someone with immortality can make through rapid fires like that!
RH: If only there was someone we know who has immortality.
(The two gasp)
Culdee and RH: ENDLESS!
(The two see Endless and Izuru tied to a net)
Izuru: Can't you just use your meta imortality powers to break us out?
Endless: I would, but there's something called. "Plot"
Izuru: DAMN YOU PLOT!
(VB and Metal Fell peaks from behind a building)
Vandal Buster: Wait should we do about these lots?
Metal Fell: I have an idea.
(Metal Fell brings out a woopie coushin and throws it behind 2.0 versions of Robo Meggy and Robo Tari)
Robo Tari: Oh come on.
Robo Meggy: You serious? Bro that was totally you.
Robo Tari: You what? Don't you accuse me!
Robo Meggy: Come on, just admit it-
Robo Tari: It wasn't ME!
(The two robots then beat eachother up which leads all the other robots guarding the place to beat eachother up to death. The heroes run over to Endless and Izuru freeing them)
Izuru: About god damn time.
RH: Sorry that we're late, anyways Endless we need your immortal powers to be of good use for something. You still have Mechabilities?
(Endless thinks. It then cuts back to Simmons and Brooklyn Guy playing poker behind the dumpster)
Simmons: Alright I summon my pikachu to counter against your Draw Four card!
Brooklyn Guy: We really gotta teach you to play poker.
(The robots then blow up the dumpster and stare at Brooklyn Guy and Simmons who hold eachother in fear)
Brooklyn Guy: Well partner, this is the end!
Simmons: I never thought it would end like this mate! Hold on im gonna ask your mom for one final nude photo!
(Simmons brings out his phone)
Brooklyn Guy: OKAY SIMMONS CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ASKING MY MOM FOR NUDES!?
(The robots aim their guns at the two but they hear a whistle)
Endless: Hey robo hogs! How about you pick on someone your own size!
(The robots turn around and aim their guns at Endless. Endless brings out a button)
Endless: Time for Endless Pain!
(Endless presses the button and metal starts surrounding him which later forms into Mechabilities. The robots charge at Endless and rapidly fire at him. Mechabilities slowly walks through the bullets with no impact to his armour. It shows inside Mechabilities where Endless has the mecha on autopilot while he is reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" while listening to "Blue Sky" on airpods. Eventually Mechabilities makes it to the robot clones)
Robo Zara: Aw fu-
(Mechabilities crushes Robo Zara's head with his fist. The other robo clones run in terror but Mechabilities activates a missile arm that shoots missiles at the robots blowing all of them)
Mechabilities: Easy as 1 2 3.
Izuru: Congrats Endless! Do you want a cookie?
(Endless exits his armour)
Endless: OH BOY WOULD I!
(Izuru throws an Oatmeal Raisin cookie at Endless)
Endless: Oatmeal Rasin? But Oatmeal rasin suuuuuuuuucks.
(Iron Flower and Parappa are seen running through the city when they stop)
Iron Flower: There's another robot!
(They see Robo El Tigre sleeping and they look at a "contraband" box that has Frida's Goggles and Manny's belt still inside)
Iron Flower: He has Frida's goggles!
Parappa: And Manny's belt!
(The two run towards Robo El Tigre but a pink version of RH 2.0 comes out)
Iron Flower: Um, who the hell are you?
Pink Gold RH: I am Pink Gold RH! I am a crecreation of the RH robots! And I am here to beat the crap out of you-
(Pink Gold RH gets interupted as Parappa throws the sword into his crotch)
Pink Gold RH: OOF! MY NUTS AND BOLTS! THIS IS A DEAD JOKE!
(Pink Gold RH keels over in pain)
Parappa: I am getting really sick of these RH robots.
Iron Flower: True. Anyways, what were we doing again?
Parappa: Trying to get Frida's goggles and Manny's belt back?
Iron Flower: Oh yeah!
(Robo El Tigre wakes up and gets into a battle stance)
Iron Flower: Get ready Parappa! this might be the greatest most epic battle we will ever face-
(Robo El Tigre then gets run over by Screwer's truck)
Robo El Tigre: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Iron Flower: ... Orrrrrr not.
(It cuts to Screwer's truck where Robo El Tigre is stuck to Screwer's windshield)
Robo El Tigre: Help?
Screwer: Eugh.
(Screwer activates his windshield wipers and Robo El Tigre eventually falls off his truck and falls into a trash compactor where he gets crushed into a metal cube. Cuphead and Mugman are seen running through the invasion when they see a giant robotic brute version of Cop 5)
Mecha Cop 5: TARGET SPOTTED! INITIATE KILL MODE!
Cuphead: You ready for an old fashion beat down Mugsy?
Mugman: You know it brother!
Announcer: This match will get red hot!
Cuphead: Where did that voice come from?
Mugman: I don't know, but lets get to fighting!
Announcer: NOW GO!
(The two activate their gun hands and they get into a cuphead video game like boss battle with Mecha Cop 5. The two dash through Mecha Cop 5's attacks and shoot him. Eventually Mecha Cop 5 grows multiple gun hands that shoot at Cuphead and Mugman. The two are able to duck under the attacks and continue shooting. After minutes of rapid dodging and shooting, Mecha Cop 5's body explodes and he turns to a giant robot head and shoots missiles that slowly go after Cuphead and Mugman. The two then activate their super forms and buff ghost versions of them come out and beat the ever loving crap out of Mecha Cop 5)
Announcer: KNOCK OUT!
(Mecha Cop 5's head then explodes as the two dance to celebrate)
Cuphead: YEAH!
Mugman: We did it!
(Ms Chalice then jumps down on a robot version of Clementine crushing her)
Ms. Chalice: No time to celebrate yet boys! We gotta crush the rest of these walking tin cans!
Cuphead and Mugman: YES MA'AM!
(Robotboy and Robotgirl fly past Cuphead and Mugman. The two then run into Manny and Frida)
Robotgirl: Manny! Frida! So nice to see you guys!
Robotboy: Where are your belt and goggles?
Frida: Stolen by a robot version of El Tigre!
Manny: Yeah, hopefully we can get them back soon-
(Screwer's truck then parks next to them. Zara comes out with Frida's Goggles and Manny's belt)
Zara: I believe these belong to you!
(Zara throws them to Manny and Frida)
Manny and Frida: Thanks Zara!
Zara: Anytime! Floor it Screwer!
(Screwer sets his car to high gear and runs over a bunch of robo duplicates. Manny turns into El Tigre and Frida puts her goggles on)
El Tigre: Let's roll!
(The two race off. Meanwhile APB and Pauline continue fighting on the clock tower)
Pauline: Give it up! This is not the way to go down!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: NEVER! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! CHEF V1000 WILL BE PROUD!!!!!!!!
(As the two continue battling, Animatronic Poopy Butt falls over an edge and grabs on to the ledge)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: GAH!
(Pauline puts her sword down and holds out her hand)
Pauline: GRAB MY HAND!
(ABP attempts to bite Pauline's hand but she pulls it away quickly. Eventually ABP's hand slips and he falls off the clocktower. Pauline jumps after him. It cuts to Buckaroo, AsphatlianOof, and Azaz are seen tied to a wall)
Buckaroo: So while we are still trapped here waiting for help, you guys wanna play "Eye spy?"
Azaz: Sure... I spy with my little eye- OH FORGET IT! WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED HERE FOR AN HOUR I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!
AsphaltianOof: My butt hurts.
(El Tigre and Frida jump down)
Buckaroo: Manny! Frida! So glad to see you!
Azaz: Can you get us out of here?
Frida: Sure! Hold still!
(Frida puts on her goggles)
Buckaroo: Uh oh.
(Frida shoots lazers as the three close their eyes in terror. They open their eyes and see that they have been freed)
AsphaltianOof: FREEDOM!
(Asp kisses the ground)
Frida: Uhhhh yeah. Anyways, we might need a little help dealing with these robotic clones!
Buckaroo: Got it! Let's go boys!
AsphaltianOof: HELL YEAH! LETS START WORLD WAR III!
(The five run off. It cuts to MarioFan2009's house where he is seen working on rebuilding Duos while Duos is still awake)
MarioFan2009: Oh and it gets better, when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!
(MF and Duos both laugh)
MarioFan2009: Anyways, thats how I lost my medical liscense.
(MarioFan2009 stops welding Duos together and puts his torch down)
MarioFan2009: Alright, let's start off by opening your chest piece.
(MarioFan2009 presses a button that opens Duos' chest piece and out comes Jimmy the Crow)
Jimmy: Oh hey MF!
MarioFan2009: WHAT THE!? JIMMY! How did you get in there!
Jimmy: Oh you dropped a piece of corn in Duos during your lunchbreak and you've kinda accidentally trapped me in here for 3 weeks.
MarioFan2009: Shoo shoo!
(Jimmy flies away)
MarioFan2009: Birds, you know them.
Duos: True true. So when am I gonna be ready for battle MF?
MarioFan2009: Pretty soon my friend, pretty soon!
(MarioFan2009 brings out Duos' robotic heart)
MarioFan2009: Now most hearts can't withstand this voltage!
(MarioFan2009 puts Duos' heart into an electrifier)
MarioFan2009: But i'm very certain your heart-
(Duos' heart then explodes)
MarioFan2009: ....
Duos: W-what was that noise?
MarioFan2009: The sound of progress my friend!
(MarioFan2009 goes into the fridge and finds a bigger robotic heart. Behind the robotic heart is seen the head of Cecil Turtle)
Cecil Turtle: Kill me.
MarioFan2009: Later.
(MarioFan2009 closes the fridge and puts the big robotic heart in the electrifier. The machine dings and he brings out the electrified robotic heart. MarioFan2009 puts the heart in Duos rib cage)
Duos: Should I be awake for this?
MarioFan2009: Well no, but seeing as you are can you hold your rib cage open a bit?
(MarioFan2009 struggles to fit the robotic heart inside Duos)
MarioFan2009: I CANT! SEAM TO! FIT IT! IN!
(MarioFan2009 eventually forces the heart inside Duos but breaks one of Duos' metal ribs)
Duos: OW!
(MarioFan2009 picks up Duos broken rib)
MarioFan2009: Oh don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!
(MarioFan2009 runs to Jimmy)
MarioFan2009: "whispering" No they don't.
(MarioFan2009 runs back to Duos)
MarioFan2009: Anyway...
(MarioFan2009 presses a button that closes Duos' chest piece finishing Duos' reconstruction)
Duos: What happens now?
MarioFan2009: Now... let's go practice medicine.
(The heroes are seen hiding from the robotic duplicates when MarioFan2009 breaks open his door)
Duos: MF? You sure this will work?
MarioFan2009: HAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!
(MarioFan2009 activates his cyborg form and his arm turns into a big ray gun. The ray gun fires a lazer at Duos that makes his metal glow bright red and he starts firing at all of the robo clones making them fall down and die)
Duos: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM BULLET PROOF!
(Duos continues blasting the robots down. Eventually back at the clock tower, APB is seen having landed on a bunch of trash bags breaking his fall)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Well I never thought i'd say this, but thank god for trash.
(Animatronic Poopy Butt gets up. He sees Pauline's beanie over hard ground with what seams to be blood on the floor. APB smiles)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Looks like Beanie girl couldn't take the fall! Muahahahahaha-
(Pauline then jumps out of the trash bags on top of APB)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: AGH WHAT THE FUCK!?
Pauline: Surprised to see me?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Wait if your alive, than what is that blood!?
(Animatronic Poopy Butt then sees Grill Sergeant, Onesie and Beef Boss standing over the "blood)
Beef Boss: So that's where all of our ketchup went.
Grill Sergeant: Yeah, Onesie care to explain to explain why all of this ketchup is on the ground?
Onesie: I got jumped by a robot and i dropped the ketchup.
Grill Sergeant: Ah.
Beef Boss: Well, what of the robot?
(Onesie points at a Robo clone of Beef Boss who is hacked to pieces)
Beef Boss: Oof.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Oh.
(APB then throws Pauline off of him. Pauline jumps down and grabs her beanie and puts it on. She charges at APB who grabs a metal poll and strikes Pauline across the face with it. She lands on the floor)
Pauline: AGH! My head. I think my skull needs to go to the doctor.
(APB grabs Pauline by the neck)
APB: Any last words beanie girl?
Pauline: Yeah. Look behind you.
(Animatronic Poopy Butt looks behind him and sees all the heroes looking at him with the robotic clones all destroyed)
Polygram: Unhand the maiden!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: No.........
(APB drops Pauline and falls to his knees)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Damn it.... damn it damn it damn it GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
(Animatronic Poopy Butt collapses to the floor in anger)
Guest: Is this dude okay?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: FIRST I SPEND YEARS BEING NOTHING BUT FORGOTTEN SCRAP METAL, AND NOW I FAIL ONE SIMPLE GOD DAMN JOB!
Pauline: What on earth are you talking about?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: FORGET IT! YOU WOULDN'T CARE!
Vandal Buster: Please just tell us what's wrong?
AsphalitanOof: Yeah, why are you working for a horrid person such as Chef v1000?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: "sigh" I'll tell you.
(APB gets up)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: The truth is... i'm not from this dimension. I'm from a different dimension where I was left abandoned by my creator. I forgot their name but I was left to die by them. At that moment, I was feeling suicidal, but I eventually found a time machine.... Once i entered the time machine, I travelled to your universe where I met this dog that looked just like me, but not a withered animatronic. After explaining my motives to him, he was able to escape me but not before he was able to destroy me, leaving me dismantled and in pieces. That's when Chef v1000 found me.... He took me in, and he fixed me up, and all I had to do in return was help him take over the planet earth.... and I failed that.... So there you have it, there's my selfish, sorrowful, story.
Junior: Jeez, i'm really sorry about your situation sir, but that doesn't excuse you at all for attacking our city.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: I know... looking back at my motives, I guess I feel kinda like a wanker.
Guest 487: I feel your pain dude. I once felt like I had nothing to live for after I found out that my sister, my only family, was killed by the bacon soldiers. I felt as i had nothing else to do in life, i'd work for Chef v1000 who understands my pain. But then I met Jake, a kind person who told me there are more people who feel my pain.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Really?
Guest 487: Yeah! You don't have to be the bad guy APB!
Baldi: We all had times we felt like our lives we're nothing.
Buckaroo: Your not alone man.
Pauline: Yeah, you can fix yourself and live with us in Pensacola!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Really, after all I did?
Jewels: Yeah, it's not like you started another Day Zero or anything.
Ratty: Dude don't joke about Day Zero, that's not cool!
Jewels: I wasn't joking about it dude.
Joey: We'll happily give you the help and support you need.
(APB smiles)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Thanks guys.
Brooklyn Guy: Well we appreciate that you are slowly redeeming yourself Animatronic Poopy Butt, but you still caused Damage to the city, there for that is about a year of jailtime.
Simmons: 6 months if you commit good behavior.
Animatronic Poopy Butt: I understand officers. I'll turn myself in.
(The officers arrest APB and put him into the police car)
RH: Well hopefully, this means that we can finally end this invasion-
Cody: LOOK! THE BUILDING SCREEN!
(The giant screen on a building turns back to Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Hello there Heroes and Heroines!
Chef Pee Pee: Chef v1000!
Chef v1000: I see you were able to defeat my next ambush attack. Not surprising coming from the people who went through a refusion invasion, 2 more robotic invasions, a mindless invasion, a newborn invasion, a cliffhanger war, day zero, and a purge!
Cyan Yoshi: Well every one was brought back to life after the Purge-
Chef v1000: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Anyways, I also see you were able to destroy some of my villains, and even put some of them on your side...
(Chef v1000 looks at Guest 487, and the robotic kittens. APB looks out the window and sees Chef v1000 staring angrilly at him. APB sadly looks away as the police car drives away)
Chef v1000: Anyways, I'm not finished yet. I'm finishing what Chef v1 started all the way back last year. And that is getting rid of hideous humans and organisms such as all of you freaks! And you robots also friends with humans, you all should be ashamed of yourselves. But none the less, I commend you all for your strength and compassion to protect your little city of yours. But this is the end for you.
Lil Fred: "honk" (Wait, how did you know we were able to defeat ABP's army?)
Chef v1000: Let's just say, a grey Balloon Boy robot told me....
JJ: A grey b-b-balloon robot-
(BB 2.0 is seen on top of the building)
BB 2.0: MUAHAHAHAAHA! TOO BAD!
(BB 2.0 presses a button and a giant doodle mech arrises from behind the building Chef v1000's live stream is seen)
Chef v1000: Hope you all enjoy your moment, organisms. Because your reign ends today. First Pensacola... then... the world..
(Chef v1000 laughs maniacally and ends the live stream as the chapter cuts to a close)
== CHAPTER FOURTY - THE FINAL SHUTDOWN! ==
SYNOPSIS - It is time for the final battle. BB 2.0 has finally come back to Pensacola and has brought a giant doodle mech with him to cause havoc. Tunabot 1, after escaping the factory, uses the chaos emerald to cause some madness. Chef v1000’s plan is coming to fruition, or is it. Will the heroes stop the villains and save their beloved city? (You already know the answer to that but just read the damn finale anyway. We have waited too long for this)
(It starts off from where the last chapter ended. BB 2.0 is seen on top of the building)
BB 2.0: Helloooo Pensacola! Nice to see this place again, before it gets put in my control.
Culdee: B-BB 2.0!?
Endless: I told you I should have killed him.
(BB 2.0 jumps inside the doodle mech behind him)
BB 2.0: But I'm not doing this alone. No no.
(BB 2.0 goes on a walkie talkie)
BB 2.0: Activate the robots.
(BB 2.0 puts the walkie talkie away as a bunch of Chef Robots come flying in from above)
Cody: THE CHEF ROBOTS ARE BACK!?
(The chef robots land on the ground)
Chef Robot 1: Ready to serve Chef v1000.
Chef Robot 2: Destroy the human race.
KAPfan9876: Well shit…
BB 2.0: Chef Robots! SEIZE THEM!
(The Chef Robots charge at the heroes)
Crash: Alright people! You know the drill!
(Crash whistles and H.U.N.T.E.R comes flying in. Crash enters H.U.N.T.E.R)
Crash: ATTACK!
(The heroes scream a battle cry as they charge at the Chef Robots destroying a lot of them. Eventually the battle field is almost empty)
Crash: That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?
(BB 2.0 chuckles)
BB 2.0: I do not.
(BB 2.0 activates his gun arms and starts shooting all over the place causing the heroes to scatter in fear)
BB 2.0: MUAHAHAHAHA!
JJ: BB 2.0!
(BB 2.0 looks down and sees JJ)
JJ: What the hell is the meaning of this!?
BB 2.0: Oh hey sis! Sorry, that I decided to leave the house, I had to go pick up something important!
JJ: What’s so important that made me look for you everywhere but to no avail!?
BB 2.0: The key to world domination of course!
JJ: World domination? But I thought we were…. I thought we were friends!
BB 2.0: HAH! NO! What would I need friends for when I got this! I’M UNSTOPPABLE! HA HA HA HA!
(BB 2.0’s doodle mech than gets shot at a bit)
BB 2.0: What the!?
(BB 2.0 looks aside and sees Max shooting at him from his helicopter)
Max: Looks like you could use a little more lead, robo midget!
(Max continues shooting at BB 2.0. He gets angry)
BB 2.0: OH…. SHUT. UP!
(BB 2.0 activates the doodle mech’s gun arm and blasts a big ball of lead at Max)
Metal Fell: BB 2.0, NO!
Max: Oof.
(The helicopter gets shot at and falls from the sky)
Max: MAY DAY! MAY DAY! I’M GOING DOWN! REPEAT I AM GOING DOWN-
(Max’s helicopter crashes into the Dick Burger destroying a huge part of it)
Shrek: NO! NOT THE DICK BURGER!
(Shrek falls on the floor in sadness)
Shrek: I NEVER GOT MY ITALIAN SAUSAGE AND TRIPLE MEAT BALLS!
(Shrek cries on the floor)
Boko: Okay how much innuendos are these stories gonna have?
Metal-Fell: MAX!
(Metal-Fell races up to the damage. Max is seen on the ground in a bloody mess. Metal-Fell runs up to him and takes off his mask)
Culdee: Max! Max, wake up! Speak to me buddy! Come on, say something you idiot!
Max: S-something… hehe… hehe…
(Max closes his eyes and doesn’t respond)
Culdee: Max?! MAX!? SOMEONE TAKE HIM, HE’S BLEEDING OUT!
(The Robotic Kittens fly up with a gurney and pick him up)
Red Robotic Kitten: Where do we take him?
Culdee: Take him to the hospital! If there's still doctors there we can save him!
Blue Robotic Kitten: On it!
(The kittens fly away. Culdee turns around and puts his Metal-Fell mask back on)
Metal-Fell: That’s it. I don’t know what the hell has gotten into you, 2.0, but you do NOT hurt my friends!
BB 2.0: Oh can it, Fnaf nerd! I can do whatever I want with no consequences!
Metal-Fell: But why!? I made you with the purpose to be good.
BB 2.0: I guess I was just gonna be a villain no matter what. Now its time for you to join your camo friend, IN HELL!
(BB 2.0 shoots at Metal-Fell only for him to dodge)
BB 2.0: HOLD STILL DAMN YOU!
(Human Meggy and Beta Tari are seen fighting Chef Robots at a tall apartment complex building)
Beta Tari: On your left!
(Beta Tari shoots a chef robot who almost attacks Human Meggy)
Human Meggy: Phew, thanks for that.
(A brute chef bot walks in and charges at the two)
Human Meggy: BETA TARI LOOK OUT!
Beta Tari: Hmm?
(The brute chef bot is about to ram into Beta Tari but Human Meggy pushes her out of the way and takes the punch herself sending her flying out of the window of the tall building)
Beta Tari: HUMAN MEGGY!
Pauline: NO!
Snap: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!
Culdee: Human Meggy! Shit!
(Culdee puts his mask back on and jumps up high. Human Meggy is about to collide with the ground but Metal-Fell catches her at the knick of time)
Beta Tari: Phew.
(Metal-Fell jumps back up the building and lets Human Meggy go)
Metal-Fell: Are you okay?
Human Meggy: I am now. Thanks.
(The Doodle mech’s arm then breaks into the building)
BB 2.0: Oh Metal Fell. Where are you Metal-Fell?!
Metal-Fell: You two run, it’s me he wants!
Beta Tari: Let’s go find other survivors!
(Beta Tari runs off. Human Meggy falls off later)
BB 2.0: You can’t hide from me forever!
Vandal Buster: Get away from my friend you bitch!
(Vandal Buster jumps on top of the doodle mech)
BB 2.0: WHAT THE!? GRRR! GET OFF OF ME YOU PEST!
(Vandal Buster brings out a dagger and tries stabbing his way into the mech only for the doodle mech to flick him off of him into a wall)
BB 2.0: So you like being a pest huh, well you can continue being one. IN HELL!
(BB 2.0 aims his mech gun at RH)
Metal-Fell: RH NO!
(Metal Fell flies at BB 2.0 only for BB 2.0 to smack him.. BB 2.0 is about to finish off Metal-Fell when a long golden dragon comes and punches him)
BB 2.0: GAH!
(The dragon is revealed to be the Pixu. On Top of the Pixiu is Webby, Huey, Dewey, and Louie)
Webby: You leave our friend alone!
Huey Dewey and Louie: YEAH!
BB 2.0: Have I taken too many Oil Fillers or am I really seeing talking birds!?
(A few bombs then get thrown at BB 2.0)
BB 2.0: What the!?
(An airplane is seen flying above)
Scrooge McDuck: More Bombs, Launchpad!
Launchpad McQuack: You got it Mr. McD!
(More bombs keep getting thrown at BB 2.0’s doodle mech)
BB 2.0: GRAH! That’s it!
(BB 2.0 brings out his walkie talkie again)
BB 2.0: SEND IN THE AIR SQUAD!
(A hatch in Chef v1000’s base opens up and out of there come flying chef robots with Jetpacks they charge at Launchpad’s plane)
Scrooge McDuck: LOOK OUT!
(Launchpad continues dodging the flying chef robots but there proves to be too much of them)
Lena: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
Coon: HEY ASSHOLES!
(The Chef Robots see Coon)
Coon: Yoo hoo!
(Coon is seen on the shoulder of the mythical monster himself, Cthulhu)
Cthulhu: *ROARS*
(Cthulhu starts massacring the robots as the rest of the coon and friends are seen)
Mosquito: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(Mosquito throws a blood bomb (filled with ketchup) at some chef robots. - . However despite all the heroes’ efforts, more robots are seen coming out)
Toad: What the!? Where are these robots coming from!?
Black Yoshi: I have no idea folk!
(Black Yoshi continues shooting at robots but his gun gets jammed)
Black Yoshi: Shit, my guns jammed!
(Meggy karate kicks a chef robot’s head off. He then looks and sees Chef v1000’s base and the robots coming out of it)
Sean: I have no idea how all these robots keep appearing!
Meggy: I think I know why! The robots are coming out of that base shaped like a chef robot’s head!
Tari: Perhaps if we go there we can find the source of these robots and destroy them!
Meggy: Good idea!
(Vandal Buster punches a robot)
Vandel Buster: You guys go on, we’ll take care of these robo douche bags!
Sean: I’ll come too. You know, for emotional support.
Meggy: Alright, let's go team!
(The three run off. Junior and Chef Pee Pee are seen running through the battle)
Junior: I can’t believe these robots are back!
Chef Pee Pee: I can. I feared this day would come that Chef v1000 would return.
Junior: Why are you so scared of this Chef v1000 person?
Chef Pee Pee: “sigh” Junior. I have a dark secret.
Junior: What are you talking about?
Chef Pee Pee: I-.... “sigh”. Well many years ago I-
Junior: LOOK OUT!
(Junior pushes Chef Pee Pee out of the way of a Chef robot head flying towards him)
Junior: You okay Chef Pee Pee?
Chef Pee Pee: Yes, thank you Junior.
Junior: So what were you gonna say?
Chef Pee Pee: I’ll maybe talk it about
(It cuts to Chef v1000’s base. Tari, Meggy and Sean run up to the base door but its locked)
Tari: Darn it! The door’s locked!
Sean: Wait, Meggy, remember when I taught you how to transform into a squid?
Meggy: Yeah, back during the happy days when Order 64 didn’t happen..
Sean: Can you slide under the door as a squid and make it to the door?
Meggy: I’ll try.
Sean: Remember what I said before, close your eyes and take your mind off everything!
(Meggy closes her eyes. She then transforms into a squid and slides under the door and opens it from inside)
Meggy: I did it!
Sean: WOO HOO!
Tari: Way to go Meggy!
Meggy: Now let's go find these-
(Meggy turns around and sees a whole bunch of Chef Robots staring at her)
Meggy: Robots.
(Sean sees a squad of Chef Robots coming out a door that says “creation room”)
Sean: Meggy, slide through those robots and get to that Creation room, me and Tari will take care of these guys!
Meggy: Got it!
(Meggy turns back into a squid and races through the chef robots. Tari activates her gun arm and Sean holds his blue ink gun. The two get to work slaughtering the Chef Robots. Meggy eventually makes it to an area where she is away from the chef robot. She hears a machine in another room saying “control room”)
Meggy: That must be it.
(Meggy breaks into the control room. There she sees Robo RH and looks in shock)
Meggy: (Shocked) YOU!?
Robo RH: (Angered) You…
Meggy: But how!? Tari told me you died!
Robo RH: I did die. But thanks to the help of BB 2.0, I have been rebuilt.
Meggy: Well you should have stayed dead.
Robo RH: I say the same to you, inkling.
(Robo RH pulls out his sword)
Robo RH: This time, I'll make sure you don’t even get the CHANCE to survive.
Meggy: Bring it on, faker. You don’t scare me.
Robo RH: Well I'm about to.
(Meggy and Robo RH charge at each other and commence battle. It then cuts to the outside of the shack. Tunabot 1 and Tunabot 3 are looking at Tunabot 2’s corpse with his head still exploded from Matt Major’s rifle)
Tunabot 1: Damn. You weren't kidding when you said he got JFK’d.
Tunabot 3: I think I'm about to throw up.
Tunabot 1: You don’t have a mouth.
Tunabot 3: Oh yeah true.
Tunabot 1: Now let’s see if he still has it.
(Tunabot 1 searches Tunabot 2’s corpse)
Tunabot 1: Aha!
(Tunabot 1 brings out the green chaos emerald)
Tunabot 3: What now, numero uno?
Tunabot 1: Now we give those heroes what for…
(Back at the battlefield, Crystal is seen shooting at robots blowing them up)
Tunabot 1: Hello flower.
(Crystal turns around and sees Tunabot 1)
Crystal: Oh, you’re alive.
Tunabot 1: Exactly. And I believe we have some unfinished business you and me.
Crystal: Alrighty then. Let’s get this over with.
(Crystal brings out her gun to shoot at Tunabot 1 but Tunabot 1 brings out the chaos emerald)
Tunabot 1: CHAOS CONTROL!
(Tunabot 1 uses chaos control to blast Crystal into a wall dropping her gun in the process)
Crystal: W-what kind of witch magic is this!?
Tunabot 1: I see you flower people aren't familiar with the chaos emeralds. Seven of them reside around the world, each holding great power. If you think this is impressive, you should see what happens when you put all seven of them together.
Crystal: Enough of this crap!
(Crystal tries to pick up her gun)
Tunabot 1: CHAOS LASER!
(The chaos emerald shoots a laser blasting Crystal’s gun destroying it)
Crystal: NO! That costed so much at Zulzo’s Hardware store.
(Tunabot 1 walks up to Crystal)
Tunabot 1: Any last words flower-
(Tunabot 1 is interrupted as a figure punches him sending him flying)
Tunabot 1: Garrr…. Who?
Ausar: I told you to stay away from her.
Tunabot 1: YOU!? But I dropped you in lava!
Ausar: I told you before, maguro ripoff. I AM. DEATHLESS!
(Ausar charges at Tunabot 1 again)
Tunabot 1: Chaos control!
(Tunabot 1 uses the chaos control to slow down time. He walks behind Ausar and kicks him in the head knocking him down)
Ausar: OW! What sorcery!?
Tunabot 1: Chaos emerald old man.
Ausar: Old man!? Now I may be a ruthless deathless warlord that is feared by my friends and enemies alike, but I have feelings too, you know!
Tunabot 1: Yeah whatever, maybe instead of wasting your time simping for a flower girl, you should go to an old folks home.
???: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
(Out of the shadows comes out PC Principal)
PC Principal: Did you just insult someone saying they should go to a retirement home! That is offensive to the elderly!
Tunabot 1: Uh huh, and what are you gonna do about it?
(Ausar tries to punch Tunabot 1 but he moves out of the way)
Ausar: HAH! What’s wrong old man, too slow-
(PC Principal punches Tunabot 1 sending him flying into a wall)
Tunabot 1: Gah… okay.. You wanna go?
(Tunabot 1 gets up and grabs his emerald)
Tunabot 1: Let’s a go mother fuckers.
(Ausar and PC Principal charge at Tunabot 1)
Tunabot 1: CHAOS SPHERE!
(Tunabot 1 launches a chaos sphere that pushes the two back)
Ausuar: OW!
PC Principal: OOF!
Tunabot 1: MUAHAHAHAHA-
Little Baby: “GOO GA GA GA GEE!” (HEY! You leave those gentlemen alone!)
Tunabot 1: Okay okay, but if you can defeat me.
Robotboy: “Gaga baba” (I will defeat-)
(Tunabot 1 pushes Robotboy down)
Robotboy: AGH!
Tunabot 1: I WILL KILL YOU ONE MILLION TIMES!
Little Baby: (Screams in baby)
(Tunabot 1 is about to attack Little Baby but a ninja star gets thrown at him)
Tunabot 1: WHAT THE!?
Little Lady: … Don’t touch my child…
(Tunabot 1 keeps trying to attack little baby but Little Lady keeps throwing ninja stars stoping him)
Tunabot 1: STOP IT!
Blackie: WHO’S TOUCHING THE CHILD!?
(Ausar, PC Principal, and Little Lady point at Tunabot 1. Blackie slaps Tunabot 1 in the face)
Blackie: DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD!
(Blackie, Kitty, Pecky, Sally Acorn, Bunnie Rabbot, Sonia, Manic, Alyx, Gordon Freeman, Wild Card, Heckle and Jeckle, Wile E Coyote, Sylvester, Spongebob, Mat, and Coconut Fred surround Tunabot 1 and angrily berate him for trying to hurt Little Baby)
Spongebob: DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD!
Alyx: YEAH MONSTER!
Wile E Coyote: How would you like it if we touched you!?
Tunabot 1: I didn’t touch the child-
(Mat punches Tunabot 1)
Tunabot 1: AH!
Little Baby: Ga ga! (Yeah! Don’t touch me!)
Tunabot 1: THAT'S IT! I HAD ENOUGH! CHAOS SPHERE!
(Tunabot 1 blasts a chaos sphere that knocks everyone down around him. He then runs off)
Tunabot 1: I gotta get away from these lunatics!
(Tunabot then sees Thomas the Tank Engine pulling passenger trains)
Tunabot 1: CHAOS LEAP!
(Tunabot 1 uses the chaos emerald to leap super high)
Ausar: HE WENT OVER THERE! AFTER HIM!
(Tunabot 1 jumps on the passenger coaches and runs to Thomas’ cab where his driver and fireman are seen)
Thomas’s Driver: What the hell!?
Tunabot 1: No hard feelings.
(Tunabot 1 kicks the two out of the train)
Thomas’ Fireman: Ow!
(Thomas’ Driver grabs a walkie talkie)
Thomas’ Driver: Get us Sir Topham Hatt, our train has been hijacked!
(Tunabot 1 uses chaos control to change the points of the change sending it in a different direction)
Thomas: Bust my buffers, this isn’t the way to the whistling woods!
Tunabot 1: No it aint. Sorry for taking the detour, but it’s time for me to give this town what it deserves…
(Tunabot 1 smiles evilly as he holds the emerald. At the scene of the robot invasion, Doodle Funny, Doodle Azaz and Doodle AsphaltianOof appear.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Why the devil, this place art damaged like never before. Those robots have a knack for starting invasions!
(Doodle Azaz nods.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Now, would you my lovely acquaintances find something to behold our uprising?
(Suddenly, Doodle Funny gets hit in the head with a decapitated chef bot head.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: What in doodle blasphemy?!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof then sees Zoe and Skulldozer in the distance.)
Skulldozer: About time this robot invasion will be over with. Then, maybe I will be able to continue that Christmas party I planned for this year!
Zoe: True!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof smiles.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Brethren, we have found our destiny. I beseech thee kindly my companions, to capture that skull-faced robot (Skulldozer) and that black haired goth girl (Zoe)!
Doodle Funny: Bah!
(Doodle Funny and Doodle Azaz head to Skulldozer and Zoe. Skulldozer then sees the two.)
Skulldozer: Wait a minute, is that Doodle Funny?
Zoe: Who?
Doodle Funny: Bah! You, Skulldozer!
Skulldozer: I thought Sunny got rid of her! (Looking at Doodle Azaz) Oh great, and she brought a doodle clone of my own client!
Doodle Funny: BAH! ATTACK!
(Doodle Azaz attempts to tackle Skulldozer, but he pulls out a USAS 12 Automatic Shotgun and fires it at Doodle Azaz, knocking him backwards.)
Doodle Funny: NO!
(Doodle Funny attempts to wrestle the shotgun out of Skulldozer hands, but Zoe leaps in and kicks Doodle Funny in the face. Skulldozer then blasts Doodle Funny in the face, leaving a gunshot wound on her head leaking white blood.)
Doodle Funny: “gibberish”
Skulldozer: My gun is not doing anything!
Zoe: Great! How can this get any worse?
(Doodle AsphaltianOof then appears)
Zoe: .. I JUST HAD TO ASK..
Doodle AsphaltianOof: What are thou doing?! They’re right there in front of you! Get them!
Doodle Azaz snarls and jumps on Skulldozer, pinning him to the ground. Skulldozer and Doodle Azaz fight as Doodle Funny and Doodle AsphalitanOof face Zoe. Whilst they are at it, Buckaroo, Azaz, and AsphaltianOof are fighting off chef bots. Buckaroo is about to shoot again but his gun only makes a click sound)
Buckaroo: Damn it, my rifle is jammed!
(A brute chef bot appears and grabs a car and chucks it at Buckaroo. Buckaroo looks at the car coming at him in fear and closes his eyes in horror, but before any impact happens, Buckaroo opens his eyes and sees the car in the air being carried by…)
Dark El Tigre: Need some help, amigo?
Buckaroo: Dark El Tigre!
(Dark El Tigre chucks the car back at the brute chef bot destroying it. The car bounces on the road and eventually falls on bluebeard crushing him)
Dark El Tigre: Woops. Hehe. Sorry.
(3 people see Bluebeard crushed)
Person 9: Oof. Hate to be that guy.
Person 7: Holy crap, it’s Dark El Tigre!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: The villain version of El Tigre!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: The hero ego of Manny Rivera!
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: Frida Suarez’s boyfriend.
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: A robot created by I.M Meen.
Person 8: Who?
Person 7: The guy who won the election.
Person 8: What?
(It cuts back to Meggy and Robo RH’s showdown. Meggy is able to doge all of Robo RH’s sword swings)
Robo RH: Just die already!
Meggy: YOU FIRST!
(Meggy kicks Robo RH to the ground causing him to drop his sword. Meggy puts her ink gun to his head)
Meggy: Hasta la vista, asshole-
(Robo RH disarms Meggy and headbutts her causing her to fall down holding her head in pain)
Meggy: GAH!
(Tari and Sean are seen having cleared out all the Chef Robots)
Chef Robot 3: Hello-
(Tari blasts the Chef Robot killing it)
Tari: That should be enough of them.
(Meggy is heard screaming in pain from afar)
Tari: Meggy! Come on, we gotta go!
Sean: Right!
(The two run to the control room where they see Robo RH holding Meggy by the neck)
Tari: ROBO RH!?
Sean: Who?
Robo RH: Tari. How not nice to see you again?
(Robo RH looks at Sean)
Robo RH: What’s with the gas mask?
Sean: I like wearing gas masks.
Robo RH: You look like a pedophile wearing that.
Mystery Bastard: Okay what's the deal with calling people wearing gas masks, pedophiles?!
Tari: Where the heck did you come from?
(Meggy takes advantage of Robo RH being distracted and headbutts him causing him to fall down. He gets up)
Robo RH: You done FUCKED up now!
(The four face off. It then cuts back to Zoe struggling to fight Doodle Asp and Doodle Funny. Doodle Azaz
Skulldozer: Get off of me you treacherous doodle fiend!
Doodle Azaz: “screech”
(Skulldozer eventually overwhelms Doodle Azaz and pinches him in the face. Skulldozer then kicks Doodle Azaz into a river where his legs then dissolve. Skulldozer then sees this and reacts in surprise.)
Skulldozer: (to himself) Looks like I have found a way to get rid of the doodles! (To Zoe) Hey, Zoe!
(Zoe is seen fighting Doodle Funny and Doodle AsphaltianOof.)
Zoe: What is it, Skulldozer?
Skulldozer: I found a way to get rid of these doodle nuisances!
Zoe: Really? How?
(Skulldozer points at Doodle Azaz near the river, who’s legs are missing.)
Zoe: Awesome! I will bring them to you!
Skulldozer: Okay!
Doodle AsphaltianOof: (To Zoe) You are not so much of a fighter yourself, are you not young one?
Doodle Funny: Bah!
Zoe: No, but maybe he (Skulldozer) is.
(Zoe runs off.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: After her (Zoe)!
(Doodle Funny and Doodle AsphaltianOof chase after Zoe. Meanwhile, Skulldozer is seen with Doodle Azaz near the river. Doodle Azaz looks at Skulldozer with a furious expression.)
Skulldozer: Looks like it ends here, doodle buddy!
(Zoe then appears.)
Zoe: Hey, Skulldozer!
Skulldozer: Hey, Zoe! Where are the other doodles?
(Doodle Funny and Doodle AsphaltianOof appear.)
Skulldozer: Never mind.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: What gives? The doodle population shall commence and will repopulate! Thou shall not be able to stop us and our threshold of uprising.
(Zoe is seen with a bucket of water.)
Zoe: Oh yeah? Well, consider canceling your “uprising”.
(Doodle AsphaltianOof notices the bucket.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Um, what are you doing..?
(Zoe splashes Doodle Funny with the bucket of water and she (Doodle Funny) screams as she quickly dissolves into a pile of white goo.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: “growing terrified” No.. NO.. What are you doing?!
Skulldozer: Say goodbye to your doodle dominance!
(Skulldozer pushes Doodle Azaz into the river, and he screams as he is dissolved into nothing. Doodle AsphaltianOof clasps his hands on his head upon seeing this.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: (enraged) NOOO!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Skulldozer: Don’t worry! You’re next!
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Or am I?
(Doodle AsphaltianOof snaps his fingers and the Doodle Tunabot appears and kicks Skulldozer to the ground.)
Skulldozer: OW! WHAT THE F***?!
Zoe: What is that?!
Doodle Tunabot: Complied as tasked, master.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: (to the Doodle Tunabot) Awesome work! (To Skulldozer and Zoe) You have not seen our last resort yet! Now, you shall perish!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof screeches and charges after Zoe, who starts running off.)
Skulldozer: ZOE!
(The Doodle Tunabot tackles Skulldozer and pins him to the ground. As Skulldozer is struggling with the Tunabot, back at the Pensacola square BB 2.0 is still shooting at all the heroes)
BB 2.0: TASTE BULLETS!
(Vandal Buster II is seen hopping on top of buildings racing after BB 2.0’s mech holding net bombs)
Vandal Buster II: This should keep you down!
(VB II throws Netbombs at the doodle mech’s limbs pinning them to the walls of the buildings)
BB 2.0: WHAT THE!? THE CONTROLS AREN'T WORKING!
Vandal Buster II: Hah! Can’t move if there's nets holding your mech’s limbs, can you?
BB 2.0: Okay you got me, I have to admit, those moves are impressive.
Vandal Buster II: Well thank you.
BB 2.0: But is it impressive enough to avoid this?
(A canon appears out of the Doodle Mech’s chestpiece and shoots a cannonball at VB II)
Vandal Buster II: Oh….
(The cannonball launches at VB II knocking her down the building)
Vandal Buster: JUNE!
(Vandal Buster races through the building in horror and sees VB II has landed on some garbage masks. VB takes off his mask as he tends to her)
RH: June are you okay!?
June: I’m fine.. Though I think I might have broken a rib or two.
RH: Look, just stay here and rest, me and my friends will take care of him!
June: Good luck RH. Pensacola's counting on all of you
(RH puts his mask on back on jumps back on)
Vandal Buster: HEY DOODLE BITCH!
(BB 2.0 turns his mech’s head)
Vandal Buster: YOU GOT SOME NERVE HURTING MY GIRLFRIEND!
BB 2.0: Oh boo hoo. Even if she did die theres plenty of fish in the sea.
Vandal Buster: Nothing can replace June.
BB 2.0: Jeez, I haven't seen you this mad since when Dr. Morpheus died.
Vandal Buster: … W-what. How did you know about that!?
BB 2.0: I have my ways. I guess I just know. Now time for you to die just like Morpheus!
(Vandal Buster gets angry and charges at BB 2.0 as he brings out his mech’s gun and fires at Vandal Buster rapidly but MarioFan2009 jumps in the way in time turning his arm into a shield)
MarioFan2009: You good?
Vandal Buster: Yeah.
MarioFan2009: What about June, is she alright?
Vandal Buster: Injured, but she’ll live. She just can’t be in combat.
MarioFan2009: Oof.
(The Doodle Mech smacks MarioFan2009 to the side)
Vandal Buster: MF!
(The Doodle Mech aims the arm gun to VB again only for Mechabilities to get in the way and deflect the bullets)
Endless: Sucks to be you!
BB 2.0: YOU’RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!
(BB 2.0 activates the giant fist that goes flying at RH and Endless. Mechabilities grabs RH and flies off before The Doodle Mech is able to knock down the building they were standing on. Meanwhile Sunny is seen beating the crap out of chef robots when she looks up and sees the building crashing down at her. She is about to get flatten when Golden Freddy comes teleporting in and grabs her)
Golden Freddy: Don’t move.
Sunny: Golden Freddy!?
(Golden Freddy teleports him and Sunny away before the building crashes on the ground on Blue and Red yoshi’s cake)
Red Yoshi: OUR CAKE!
Blue: OHHHH SOMEONES GONNA GET IT TONIGHT!
(The two turn into demons and massacre Chef Robots around them. Sonic is seen driving in his car)
Sonic: At least it didn’t crash on my car this time.
(Sonic drives away running over a few Chef Robots in the process. Golden Freddy and Sunny teleport to a safe area)
Sunny: Why did you come back?
Golden Freddy: I heard about the robots invading this town, so I decided to come help.
Sunny: Cool. Also I never got the chance to say thank you for saving me from Luigi.exe last war.
Golden Freddy: You’re welcome. I’m glad to help save people.
(Zooey and Honey are seen shooting at Chef Robots. A chef robot disarms Zooey and starts choking her. Zooey is about to pass out when a bullet hits Chef Robot’s head blowing his head up and Zooey falls to the floor and regains her breath. Matt Major walks up and holds out his hand to help Zooey up)
Matt Major: Yo, you alright?
Zooey: Yeah I'm okay. Thanks for that Mr…
Matt Major: Matt Major. Pleased to meet you.
Zooey: Zooey the Fox.
(Honey scratches at many Tunabots. Radish is still eating chicken nuggets when a Chef Robot knocks his chicken nuggets out of his hands)
Radish: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
(Radish turns into beast mode and starts savagely mauling a few Chef Robots, killing them. Honey looks at this.)
Honey: Wow.
(Robotboy and Robotgirl are flying through the battle when they get surrounded by Chef Brutes. Armoured Buddy EX and RBM1 come flying down)
RBM1: Need some help friends?
Robotboy: That would be lovely thanks!
(The four then get started to massacre all the Chef Brutes around them as Screwer’s truck comes racing by them)
Screwer: WOOOOOOOOO
(Screwer continues running over Chef Robots with his truck)
Screwer: YEAH! GET FLATTEN BITCHES!
(Zara is seen poking out of the truck window and shooting at Chef Robots blowing them up)
Zara: Bullseye!
(It then shows Saiko, Spider Man, Zulzo, High and Grodo all fighting chef robots. Suddenly Chef Robots get destroyed as gum ball bullets destroy them)
Saiko: Huh?
(Saiko looks up and gasps. Candy Cadet and Endo 0-1 are seen flying down on jetpacks shooting gum ball guns)
Endo 0-1: YEAH! TASTE GUM ARSEHOLES!
Saiko: Candy Cadet?
Candy Cadet: Hello Saiko, it’s been a while.
Spiderman: Where the heck have you been?
Candy Cadet: Went out exploring the world, Scott Cawthon still wont let me in UCN, so I figured I'd return here!
Siako: Nice! Hell yeah! The rejects are back baby!
(Sunny and Golden Freddy are continuing to race through the city. The two then hear laughing and see Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, and DELT finishing off a bunch of Chef Robots)
Azaz: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Buckaroo: Thanks for coming back for us, DELT.
Dark El Tigre: Anytime. I owe you one for helping me redeem myself.
Golden Freddy: Dark El Tigre, it’s a surprise seeing you here.
Dark El Tigre: Golden Freddy. It’s been a while.
Golden Freddy: Hey, no hard feelings for me betraying you and all?
Dark El Tigre: Oh I got over that. Besides, I'm redeemed as well.
Golden Freddy: Cool, that makes two of us.
Parappa: Hey Sunny!
Sunny: Parappa! Where have you been?
Parappa: There was a little Chef Robot raid at the Durr Burger. I was able to take them down with the help of Manny and Frida!
(El Tigre and Frida come running up)
El Tigre: Hey Sunny!
Frida: Hi guys!
El Tigre: Oh. Hi Dark El Tigre. Didn’t expect to see you here.
Dark El Tigre: Hey Manny.
Frida: I still can’t get over the fact there are now two of you.
(Zoe aves is seen getting chased by Doodle AsphaltianOof)
Frida: Hey, is that Zoe?
Dark El Tigre: Looks like she’s getting chased by that blockhead to that warehouse over there!
Sunny: We should follow her to make sure she’s safe!
Golden Freddy: Agreed.
(The team chases after them. It cuts back to Chef v1000’s base where Meggy, Tari and Sean are still fighting off Robo RH who keeps blocking their attacks with his sword)
Meggy: How are you stronger than before!?
Robo RH: By the power of Damballa of course.
Sean: Who?
Robo RH: Not important!
(Robo RH hits Tari with the butt of his sword)
Tari: OW!
(Tari falls down with an oily nose)
Meggy: Tari! You mother fucker!
(Meggy continues shooting at Robo RH only for him to dodge her attacks. Eventually Meggy runs out of ammo)
Meggy: God damn it!
(Robo RH pins Meggy to a wall and aims his sword at her chin)
Robo RH: Time to kill you, squid girl. This time. PERMANENTLY!
(While Robo RH is holding Meggy. Sean sees a metal pipe and grabs it. He slowly manuevers towards Robo RH. He is about to strike when Robo RH is able to turn around in time and slice Sean’s hand off)
Sean: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Sean falls on the floor looking in horror at his detached hand)
Sean: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK! “Cries in pain”
Robo RH: I can see now why I.M Meen destroyed your kind. Your weaklings.
(Robo RH holds his sword towards Sean)
Robo RH: Time to finish what he started.
(Meggy then sees an open bacta tank and gets an idea)
Robo RH: Time to join your brothers and sisters.
Sean: Please don’t kill me! I’m not married! My life is awesome!
(Meggy charges at Robo RH pushing him into the open bacta tank)
Robo RH: GAH!
(Robo RH tries to leave the bacta tank but Meggy pushes a button closing it. Robo RH bangs on the door)
Robo RH: HEY! INKLING! LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!
Meggy: No way asshole. Now you will know what it feels like to be trapped in a bacta tank! Surrounded by nothing BUT LIQUID! Sean?
(Sean nods and presses a button. Suddenly water starts filling up the bacta tank)
Robo RH: GET OUT OF HERE! I'M GOING TO SHORT CIRCUIT!
Meggy: Karma is a bitch aint it.
Robo RH: YOU LITTLE BI-
(Robo RH starts short circuiting)
Robo RH: ERROR! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! WIRES DISCONNECTED! SHORT CIRCUITING! ERROR! CANNOT FEEL LEGS!
(Meggy watches in pure satisfaction)
Robo RH: G-GO-GO GO TO HELL YOU SQUID BI-BI-BITCH-
(The water causes Robo RH to explode breaking the bacta tank and throwing pieces of him everywhere around the room)
Meggy: Try and get up from that, carbon copy!
(Meggy and Sean are about to high five but Sean remembers his cut off hand. He grabs his hand on the floor)
Sean: Eh?
Meggy: Um… maybe when you get that reattached.
Tari: Ugh. My head hurts. What happened?
Meggy: We just got rid of robo faker.
Sean: And I kinda lost my hand.
Tari: Oh. Eugh.
Meggy: Now to deal with this creation machine.
(The three walk up to the machine)
Tari: Alright, so how do we turn this off? Is there a switch or-
(Sean shoots ink at the machine, short circuiting it and destroying it)
Tari: Yeah I knew that was the answer.
Meggy: Did you?
Tari: No.
Meggy: Thought so. Come on guys, let's go check on the others.
(The three run off. It cuts back to the railroad were there are sheds seen. Sir Topham Hatt is seen with Percy and James)
Sir Topham Hatt: Okay people, this is what we trained for!
(Percy laughs)
Percy: “trained”
Sir Topham Hatt: … So immature. Can we all stay on track?
(James laughs)
James: “On Track!”
Sir Topham Hatt: “sigh” Let’s just go get this bastard.
(Thomas comes racing past)
Sir Topham Hatt: THERE HE IS! LET’S GO!
(Sir Topham Hatt jumps inside Percy and Percy races after Thomas. Percy is able to catch up to Thomas)
Thomas: Hello Percy!
Percy: Hello Thomas! Wonderful weather for hijacking isn’t it?
Sir Topham Hatt: Shut your steam hole and get closer!
(Sir Topham Hatt jumps into Thomas’s cab as Percy separates from Thomas via a curved track)
Percy: I love being really useful!
(A penny is seen on Percy’s track. Percy runs over it and derails. It cuts back to Thomas’s cab)
Sir Topham Hatt: You’ve got some nerve trying to hijack MY engine!
Tunabot 1: You’ll never take me alive, Sir Topham Hatt!
(Tunabot 1 shoots chaos lasers at STH but he is able to dodge the attacks. The lasers hit Thomas’ controls injuring him)
Thomas: OW OW OW
Sir Topham Hatt: Missed me!
(STH dodges again)
Sir Topham Hatt: Your blows are harmless!
(Thomas continues getting hurt from the hits)
Thomas: OW MY INSIDES! JUST FINISH ME YOU PUSSIES!
(Tunabot 1 then shoots STH in the shoulder harming him)
Sir Topham Hatt: GOW!
(Tunabot 1 kicks Sir Topham Hatt out of the train. However while he’s distracted Thomas goes crashing through a sign saying “TRACK WORK AHEAD” leaving him with a black eye, missing teeth, and a bloody nose)
Thomas: WHAT CRUEL GOD WOULD GIVE A TRAIN A FACE!?
(Thomas crashes through an unfinished track and drives to Pensacola City. The heroes are still fighting the robots. Zara notices what’s going on)
Zara: What is that?
Nostalgia Critic: ITS THOMAS THE FUCKING TANK ENGINE!
(Tunabot 1 shoots chaos blasts at the entire town as he drives by)
Tunabot 1: HAHAHA! THIS IS FUN!
Thomas: Please just kill me.
(James is seen in a cross track and sees Thomas racing after him)
James: Ohhh I wasted my life.
(Thomas rams into James at high speeds causing him to shoot to the sky)
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(It cuts to Jeffygeist reading in his house with Masked Menace III playing video games next to him)
Jeffygeist: You know, MM. I think I might donate to charity.
Masked Menace III: Really?
Jeffygeist: Yeah. WHEN TRAINS FLY!
(Jeffygeist laughs and then stops laughing when he sees James flying through the sky)
Jeffygeist: … “sigh” I’ll get my credit card.
(Jeffygeist sadly walks off. It cuts back to the warehouse where Zoe runs inside to hide. She barricades the door)
Zoe: That should keep him out!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof then starts sliding under the door since he’s thin paper)
Zoe: SHIT!
(Zoe runs off to hide as Doodle AsphaltianOof gets up)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Where are you, emo girl?
(Zoe hides behind a few boxes. Doodle AsphaltianOof is seen searching the area.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: I could have sworn the goth girl ran into this building. Where would she art?
(Doodle AsphaltianOof goes to a nearby crate and opens it.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Sweet! A Durr Burger!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof is about to eat the Durr Burger, but he is suddenly kicked in the head by a figure, knocking the Durr Burger out of his hands.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: MY LUNCH!
Zoe: Doodle meet foot! Take that you are no good for nothing white Patrick Star rip-off!
Doodle AsphaltianOof: (To Zoe) You! You ruined my lunch! Now, you will pay!
Zoe: Try me!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof and Zoe fight.)
(Meanwhile.)
(Skulldozer is seen pinned to the ground by the Doodle Tunabot.)
Doodle Tunabot: Skulldozer. Priority number 1. Termination required by Doodle AsphaltianOof.
Skulldozer: NEVER!
(Skulldozer kicks the Doodle Tunabot and runs off. Skulldozer sees a pencil on the ground.)
Skulldozer: Time to erase this abomination once and for all!
(Skulldozer grabs the pencil and heads to the Doodle Tunabot.)
Doodle Tunabot: What are you doing?
Skulldozer: Say goodbye to your doodle life you white Maguro copycat!
(Skulldozer attempts to erase the Doodle Tunabot, but nothing happens.)
Skulldozer: What?!
Doodle Tunabot: “laughs” I knew you would attempt that. I am made from liquid lead. I cannot be erased because I am immune to erasers!
Skulldozer: S***! That means he’s un-erasable!
Doodle Tunabot: Indeed. Now, time to die!
(The Doodle Tunabot lunges at Skulldozer and kicks him in the face, knocking him to the edge of a cliff. Skulldozer then hangs onto the cliff as Doodle Tunabot appears.)
Skulldozer: Do you ever question the decisions you make?
Doodle Tunabot: Not really?
Skulldozer: Good.
(Skulldozer then grabs the Doodle Tunabot by the leg and drags him down as he struggles to hold on.)
Doodle Tunabot: WAIT! STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Skulldozer: Next time, do the opposite.
Doodle Tunabot: LET GO OF ME!!
Skulldozer: Never!
(Doodle Tunabot struggles to hold on and eventually, Skulldozer drags him down off the cliff and the Doodle Tunabot screams as he falls off the canyon from losing his grip. At the bottom, Doodle Tunabot is heard screaming as he falls to the ground and is smashed to pieces, deactivating him in the process. Back on the cliff, Skulldozer manages to get back up.)
Skulldozer: Well, I do feel bad for him. Even though he was a villain.
(Skulldozer leaves.)
(Meanwhile.)
(Doodle AsphaltianOof is seen fighting Zoe.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Thou think you will be stopping the uprising of the doodles? Thee art like that sometimes.
Zoe: Stop with the awful Shakespearean act!
Doodle AsphaltianOof: I beseech thee to give up!
Zoe: Stop!
(Zoe kicks Doodle AsphaltianOof onto a wall.)
Zoe: I’ve had enough of this!
(Zoe grabs a nearby sword and aims it at Doodle AsphaltianOof ’s head.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: What do you think you’re doing?!
Zoe: Ending your reign of terror.
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Never!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof kicks Zoe to the ground and grabs the sword.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: And so, they shall all be saying, “Thus perished the Black Cuervo by Doodle AsphaltianOof, now king of the world.”!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof laughs as he raises his sword in the air. Suddenly, his arm is erased off, causing him to drop the sword.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: WHAT?!
(Skulldozer is seen with a pencil.)
Zoe: Skulldozer!
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Impossible! Y-You’re supposed to be dead! How?!
Skulldozer: Never question my power, Doodle AsphaltianOof.
(Skulldozer then inches the pencil’s eraser towards Doodle AsphaltianOof.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Skulldozer: With the power of the almighty and strong eraser, I, Skulldozer, cast thee, Doodle AsphaltianOof, of your entire existence!
(Skulldozer then starts erasing Doodle AsphaltianOof, who screams in pain.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: NO! PLEASE!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof kicks Skulldozer to the ground. He then jumps on top of a red container.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: P-Please! You are making a big mistake! Don’t erase me! I will let you join me! Together, we can start an army of doodles and take over the city!
Skulldozer: NEVER!
(Skulldozer jumps on top of the container and kicks Doodle AsphaltianOof off of it, causing him to plummet to the ground. Skulldozer then leaps at Doodle AsphaltianOof, who gets out of the way in time. Skulldozer pulls out his Brenner 21 Machine Gun and starts firing it at Doodle AsphaltianOof causing him to run off. Eventually, Doodle AsphaltianOof gets cornered at a wall as Skulldozer approaches him.)
Skulldozer: You do realize that you are doing the wrong thing, right? You clearly have a brain unlike Doodle Funny and Doodle Azaz!
Doodle AsphaltianOof: Quit questioning my motives accursed one!
(Doodle AsphaltianOof lunges at Skulldozer, who ducks causing Doodle AsphaltianOof to crash into a wall. Skulldozer puns down Doodle AsphaltianOof as he struggles to free himself. Doodle AsphaltianOof eventually punches Skulldozer, grabs his machine gun and points it at him.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: It all ends for you, you skull-faced robotic freak-
(Suddenly, Doodle AsphaltianOof shouts as he is erased by Zoe with the pencil.)
Doodle AsphaltianOof: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE, PLEASE WAIT-
(Doodle AsphaltianOof is eventually erased quickly by the pencil as Zoe drops it on the ground. Zoe then heads to Skulldozer.)
Skulldozer: Thanks, Zoe! You saved my life!
Zoe: Anytime! Anyways, we should continue to put an end to the robot invasion.
Skulldozer: True! Let’s find the others. We will put an end to this robot nonsense once and for all!
(Zoe and Skulldozer leave. They then run into Sunny and the others)
Zoe: Guys!
Sunny: Zoe! Skulldozer! Nice to see you were able to escape.
Parappa: What was going on back there?
Skulldozer: We were fighting these weird doodle versions of Asp, Azaz, and you Sunny.
Sunny: Wait, Doodle Funny is back?
Zoe: Apparently, she brought friends.
Skulldozer: But we vanquished them all.
Sunny: Good to hear. I am not having another psychotic episode with that doodle flower.
Skulldozer: And we also found their weakness to defeat them.
Sunny: Erasing them?
Zoe: Well that, but you do know what happens to paper underwater.
Sunny: Oh. Ohhhhhhh.
Frida: Hey Sunny, weren't the users fighting a giant doodle robot?
Sunny: Oh shit, you’re right. We can help them with that!
Dark El Tigre: Well what are we waiting for?!
Golden Freddy: Let’s roll.
(The heroes run off. It cuts back to Thomas racing through the city at high speeds while Tunabot 1 is shooting at the city with chaos blasts)
Tunabot 1: HAHAHAHA TAKE THIS YOU STUPID CITY!
(Meanwhile on Thomas’ passanger coaches on top are gang members resting)
Gang Member 1: This train is really relaxing.
Gang Member 2: True, who wants to play poker?
(Suddenly CJ comes riding up next to the train on a motorcycle with Big Smoke riding on the pegs)
Gang Member 3: Oh shit. It’s them!
(Big Smoke brings out a gun)
Big Smoke: I’M GONNA ICE THESE FOOLS!
(Big Smoke and the Gang Members get into a shootout with none of them hitting anything)
Tunabot 1: Hey, can you assholes shoot any quieter! I’m trying to destroy the city here-
(Tunabot 1 then gets hit by a traffic light flying off the train)
Tunabot 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Sir Topham Hatt, still injured, is waiting on a platform. Once Thomas races past, STH jumps into Thomas’ cab and fiddles with the controls slowing him down)
Thomas: Oh. Thank you sir. I thought I was about to die.
Sir Topham Hatt: No problem Thomas! Now let’s get out of here!
(Thomas drives away. Tunabot 1 then gets back up after being knocked out. He sees the chaos emerald. He runs to grab it but Sonic quickly grabs it)
Sonic: I’ll be taking this.
Tunabot 1: NO! MY EMERALD!
(Shadow walks up)
Shadow: You mean MY emerald.
Tunabot 1: WHAT THE!? BUT YOU WERE IMPRISONED!
Shadow: Was. But I was saved thanks to some new friends..
(Zooey, Honey, Matt and Radish walk up. Ausar, PC Principal and Sir Topham Hatt walk up close to Tunabot 1)
Ausar: Now I think it’s time to have a little payback.
(Tunabot 1 gulps. Ausar then flicks Tunabot 1 once sending him flying off landing on train tracks)
Tunabot 1: Agh… stupid masked old man.
(Tunabot 1 then hears Thomas’ whistle. He looks over and sees Thomas chuffing over to him with an angry face)
Thomas: THIS IS FOR HIJACKING ME AND BREAKING MY FACE!
Tunabot 1: Oh bollocks.
(Thomas rams into Tunabot 1 at high speeds breaking him into many pieces finally ending him. Ausar and the others celebrate. Tunabot 3 is seen watching from a bush)
Tunabot 3: N-no….
Ausar: VICTORY ONCE AGAIN TO AUSAR THE VILE! That was for you, Crystal.
(It cuts to Crystal and Trace fighting chef robots through an alleyway. Crystal then stops and thinks for a moment. Trace notices)
Trace: Yo Crys.. what’s up?
Crystal: I don’t know why, but I feel like someone did something good for me.
(It then cuts to an alleyway where Chef Pee Pee and Junior hide in)
Chef Pee Pee: Okay. We should be safe here.
Junior: So what were you gonna say Chef Pee Pee?
Chef Pee Pee: “sigh” Well, what I was going to say-
Junior: Wait.
(Junior looks deep in the alleyway and sees Chef v2 and Chef v3)
Chef v2: I’m telling you man. I am really regretting this.
Chef v3: I never thought i’d agree with you dude, but this is getting out of hand. But it’s too late to drop out now.
Junior: Chef v2 and Chef v3!?
Chef v2: J-Junior. Hi there old friend. It’s been a while.
Junior: Don’t “Hi old friend” me. We’re not friends anymore after I found your secret.
Chef v2: Secret?
Chef v3: Oof. Well you caught us.
Junior: So we were just friends before, and now you work with a tyrant?!
Chef v2: How did you know about that?
Junior: I spied on you and your talk with Chef v1000 at the junkyard. I can’t believe you’d do such a thing.
Chef v2: Junior I know it sounds bad, but we had no choice. Years ago. We made a deal with Chef v1000 that we would help with his invasion if he helped us kickstart it.
Junior: So the reason why you started the first robot invasion was because of him?
Chef v2: Yes. He was the one pulling the strings.
Chef v3: However our plans became ruined when Chef v1 made himself known.
Chef v2: So we scrapped our plans and agreed we were going to restart this invasion next year, but with more villains and more help.
Chef v3: Look Junior, you’re our friend and all, but Chef v1000, is family. He’s been there ever since we’ve been thrown out by that mean chef.
Chef v2: Um, he’s standing right there you know.
Chef v3: Oh uh, no offense.
Chef Pee Pee: Eh, I've been called worse.
Chef v2: But we made a pact, and we are going to help our brother.
Junior: You guys don’t have to do this.
Chef v2: Sorry Junior, but we really don’t have a choice.
Chef v3: Goodbye old friend.
(The two chef robots go back into the shadows and disappear)
Junior: GUYS WAIT!
Chef Pee Pee: Let them go. It’s no use trying to change their minds.
Junior: Aw. What are we gonna do, Chef Pee Pee.
Chef Pee Pee: I wish I knew Junior. Wish I knew.
(It cuts back to BB 2.0 fighting the users. MarioFan2009 and Mechabilities keep shooting at a distance while Vandal Buster and Metal Fell deal with close combat)
BB 2.0: GRRR ENOUGH!
JJ: BB 2.0! Please stop! Why are you being so evil!?
BB 2.0: BECAUSE I AM GOD!
(Sonic.exe comes out of a ring portal)
Sonic.exe: Hey that’s my line!
(BB 2.0 shoots a missile at Sonic.exe blowing him up and killing him)
BB 2.0: Besides, being good sounds boring! Why be good and follow the rules when you can be BAD AND BREAK THEM!
JJ: But this is not you! You can change! I know your a good person BB 2.0-
BB 2.0: Another word and I'm blowing up that children’s hospital.
JJ: Y-YOU CAN’T JUST SHOOT A CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL!
BB 2.0: YES I CAN BITCH! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Lil Fred: “honk” (HEY! You don’t talk to my friend like that! Someone should teach you some manners!)
BB 2.0: Someone should teach you how to NOT BE ANNOYING YOU STUPID PLUSHIE! You know what? Bugger this.
(The Doodle Mech aims the gun arm at JJ and Lil Fred. The two hold each other in fear)
BB 2.0: TIME TO SAY GOODBYE! HAHAHAHAHHA!
(BB 2.0 shoots at them only for Metal-Fell to push them out of the way and hide them being a dumpster)
Metal-Fell: You guys hide behind here!
(Metal-Fell runs back to the fight. He jumps at BB 2.0 only for the doodle mech to punch Metal Fell into a wagon full of pencils)
Thanos: MY PENCILS!
Vandal Buster: CULD- I mean. METAL-FELL!
(Vandal Buster grabs a pencil)
Vandal Buster: You may have injured my girlfriend, but your not taking my best friend down either!
(Vandal Buster charges at The Doodle Mech about to stab it with a pencil but only erases part of the window)
Vandal Buster: Wait… did it just get erased a bit?
BB 2.0: Shit. ummm.
(Vandal Buster gets down to Mechabilities and MarioFan2009)
Vandal Buster: GUYS! Grab a pencil and start erasing him!
MarioFan2009: Seriously?
Vandal Buster: TRUST ME!
(The two shrug and grab a bunch of pencils. They run to the Doodle Mech and erases the leg of it)
BB 2.0: NO!
Vandal Buster: Now the other leg!
(The three are about to erase the other leg but the Doodle Mech grabs the three clutching them)
Vandal Buster: GAH! LET US GO!
BB 2.0: ENOUGH! TIme to end you
(BB 2.0 then rapidly bashes the three against a building heavily damaging them and their armour. Metal Fell gets up and looks as it plays in slow motion, his three friends getting rapidly slammed by the mech. Culdee then gets flashbacks to times where he hung out with his friends. First Chungus extravaganza where he and the others are fighting with Murder Man’s team over the big chungus game, Robot Invasion where he fought with RH, The Purge where he fought against Endless in his proto Metal Fell suit, Users Assemble where he fought with the users and he has laser vision. MarioFan2009’s Big Problem where he and RH faced off against an angry MarioFan2009, Fun Dead where he RH and Endless are running away from Mindlesses,Halloween where he is trick or treating with RH and Endless, and finally the Vandal Buster where he is with RH, Endless and MF in the SML Wiki Headquarters having a meeting with Trikkiboy. Metal-Fell’s arc reactor then starts to glow yellow)
Metal-Fell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Metal-Fell then flies up as The Doodle Mech stops slamming Culdee’s friends against the wall and throws them on the floor)
BB 2.0: Now to squash you like little bugs.
(BB 2.0 has the Doodle Mech raise their foot and is about to squash the three)
RH: I guess this is it….
MarioFan2009: I never thought it would end like this…
Endless: I mean I'm still gonna be alive, but I'll miss you guys…I guess being immortal is kind of a curse since you always outlive your friends.
RH: True…. I love you guys…. No homo.
MarioFan2009 and Endless: No homo.
(The three close their eyes and brace for impact until Metal Fell rams into The Doodle Mech causing it to fall over)
BB 2.0: WHAT THE!?
Metal-Fell: Dont…. Hurt…. My…. FRIENDS!
(BB 2.0 makes his mech come back up)
BB 2.0: YOU’RE GONNA REGRET THAT METAL DORK!
Metal-Fell: I already regret one thing. AND THAT IS CREATING YOU!
BB 2.0: Oooh my feelings. I am so hurt right now. Sike no i’m not.
(Sunny and the others are seen far away)
Sunny: METAL FELL!
(Metal-Fell turns around and looks at Sunny)
Sunny: THE RIVER! LEAD HIM TO THE RIVER!
(Metal-Fell nods)
Metal-Fell: HEY BB TWO POINT DORK!
(BB 2.0 looks angry)
Metal-Fell: You want me so bad!? Then come and get me!
BB 2.0: Don’t tell me about coming and getting! I am on the CUTTING EDGE of coming and getting!
(The Doodle Mech chases after Metal-Fell)
BB 2.0: Coming. Getting. Coming. Getting. Coming. Getting. Coming. Getting. COMING. GETTING!
(Metal-Fell makes it to the edge of the river. He looks behind him and sees The Doodle Mech staring straight at him with his gun arms out)
BB 2.0: No where to run now Metal Fuck! The end for you… is now.
Metal-Fell: Oh no 2.0. You are quite wrong. The end for YOU is now.
BB 2.0: What?
Sunny: NOW!
(El Tigre, Dark El Tigre, Frida, Golden Freddy, Parappa, Matt Major, Crystal, Trace, Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Honey, Zooey, Screwer, Zara, Izuru, Duos, Human Meggy, Beta Tari, Meggy, Tari, Little Buddy, Crash Bandicoot, RBM1, Robotboy, Robotgirl, Cuphead, Mugman, Coon and Friends, the ducks, Robotic Cat, Female Robotic Cat, The Robotic Kittens, Jake, Guest 487, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate Fox throw ropes that wrap all around The Doodle’ Mech’s arms)
BB 2.0: WHAT THE!? GRRRR! I CAN’T MOVE!
Sunny: Time to end this. PUT HIM IN!
BB 2.0: NO NO! DO NOT PUT ME IN!
(Scratch and Grounder put down Banana peels while The Doodle Mech is being pushed forward. The Doodle mech slips on the peels falling forward)
BB 2.0: NO NO NO!
(BB 2.0 screams in horror as the Doodle Mech falls into the river dissolving the Doodle Mech. BB 2.0’s hat comes floating up in the river. Showing that he has finally been killed. Metal-Fell takes off his mask)
Culdee: HELL YEAH!
RH: We did it! And it’s all because we worked together!
Culdee: You got that right, Buddy!
(RH smiles)
Chef v1000: No…. no…. NOOOOOO!
(The heroes turn around and see Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Why do you heroes have to be so FUCKING LUCKY!? You ALWAYS ruin villains' plans and you ALWAYS ruin people’s plans!
Culdee: Well maybe next time, Villains should think before messing with the town of Pensacola!
Sunny: No matter what gets in our way, we will always prevail!
RH: We are inevitable.
Chef v1000: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! I’M OUT OF HERE!
(Chef v1000 runs off)
Culdee: He’s getting away!
RH: We gotta stop him!
Sunny: After him!
Little Buddy: You go after him! The rest of us will stay behind and look for survivors!
Sunny: Okay let’s go team!
(Culdee, Lil Fred, JJ, RH, Robotboy, Endless, Izuru, MarioFan2009, Duos, El Tigre, Frida, Sunny, Parappa, Buckaroo, Azaz, AsphaltianOof, Screwer and Zara all chase after Chef v1000)
El Tigre: Jeez, he’s really fast for a Chef Robot!
(It cuts back to the alleyway where Junior and Chef Pee Pee are walking out)
Chef Pee Pee: I’m Sorry Junior, but some friendships don’t last forever-
(They get interrupted as Chef v1000 runs past them)
Junior: W-was that Chef v1000!?
Chef Pee Pee: It is! LET'S GET HIM!
(The two join the chase after him)
(Chef v1000 runs into a cave)
Izuru: HE WENT INTO THAT CAVE!
Culdee: LETS GO!
(The heroes chase after Chef v1000 in the cave. Chef v1000 is seen racing into a room. He looks into a container and sees a bunch of red bottles)
Chef v1000: Good thing I.M Meen left behind something important.
(Chef v1000 brings out the recipe for “Satan’s Breath”. The heroes run into a dark room.)
AsphaltianOof: WHERE IS HE!? I WANT A PIECE OF HIM! Actually scratch that, MAKE THAT ONE THOUSAND!
Azaz: Hah! 1000 pieces, because his name is 1000!
Sunny: Guys, be serious! We’re trying to stop a villain!
Chef v1000: Well well well.
(The heroes look up and see Chef v1000 looking down at them from a platform. The heroes get their weapons ready)
Chef v1000: You heroes really have a knack for hunting down villains.
MarioFan2009: Duh, we’re not just gonna let them run away after doing terrible things!
Chef v1000: I see. And I respect your commitment.
(Chef v1000 presses a button that closes the door behind them)
Chef Pee Pee: What the?!
Chef v1000: Maybe this will convince you to give up…
(Chef v1000 finds a switch and pulls it. The room starts filling up with red gas)
Chef v1000: Hope that most of you are ready to meet old friends.
(Chef v1000 leaves and shuts the door behind him)
Parappa: What does he mean by meeting old friends!?
Izuru: I don’t know… but I'm starting to get really woozy.
Screwer: My head wants me to close my eyes.
Sunny: wait…. Th-this gas. I recognize it.
Frida: What, Sunny?
Sunny: It was a gas that was thrown at my by I.M Meen before…. This is…. Satan’s breath.
RH: Shit! I heard about this stuff.
Culdee: True…. Sunny said it only makes you see visions.
MarioFan2009: True, but only if you get a little bit of it.
Culdee: Huh?
Endless: Wut the fak are you talking about?
MarioFan2009: A little bit of Satan’s Breath can cause you to see visions. But take too much, it’ll be like you are in a whole nother world.
Culdee: Fuck! Everyone, try not to inhale the fumes!
JJ: It’s too late… i’m already feeling woozy.
Lil Fred: “honk” (Me too…..)
(Screwer then passes out)
Zara: Screwer! Get u- uh oh…..
(Zara then passes out soon everyone starts passing out like flies)
Culdee: G-guys. Get up. G-get up. Get…. uuu-up.
(Culdee collapses to the floor and the screen cuts to black. It then cuts to Sunny waking up)
Sunny: Gah! Where am I?
(Sunny looks around and sees a familiar place)
Sunny: this looks like…. Greenhouse… Oh no.
(Sunny turns around and sees the vision of General Potter)
Sunny: GAH! D-dad! N-not you!
General Potter: Hello Sunny. Did you miss me?
Sunny: HELL NO! You’re just a vision! Get out of my head!
General Potter: Oh really, if this is just a vision, then why are you back here in Greenhouse.
Sunny: This isn’t real. That Satan’s breath is giving me a bad hallucination. Greenhouse is gone. You’re gone!
General Potter: I’m gone because you failed to save me.
Sunny: What!? No I didn’t fail to save you!?
General Potter: Then why am I dead Sunny? Why is it fair that your brother is now saved, but i’m still left to die!
Sunny: “tearing up” I-i’m sorry. I wanted to save you but, it was too late. The trolls were attacking. I had no choice.
General Potter: Look at you. Tearing up. You’re pathetic. Even your whole race thinks your pathetic.
Sunny: W-what?
(Sunny looks around her and sees visions of all of the other flower people who died in the Greenhouse explosion)
Sunny: No… y-your not real. This is all in my head!
General Potter: Is it Sunny?
(Sunny looks at General Potter)
General Potter: Is it!? IS IT!?
(General Potter then slowly shapeshifts into Chef v1000 as Sunny trembles in Sadness and fear)
Chef v1000: IS IT!? IS IT! IS IT!?
(Sunny gets consumed by Green static and it cuts to black again. Frida wakes up in a facility. She looks around then starts walking)
Frida: Hello? Anybody here? Manny? Sunny? RH? Hell i’ll even take Boko at this point.
(Frida starts looking scared as she continues walking around. She then sees a person in the distance)
Frida: “gasp” A person!
(Frida runs towards the person)
Frida: Thank god there's someone here, I thought I was-
(Frida then looks in shock as she sees herself deactivated)
Frida: Alone…
(Frida jumps as I.M Meen appears behind her)
Frida: GAH!
I.M Meen: Brilliant isn’t it. My creation. One of my proudest achievements ever made.
Frida: F-father- I MEAN. I.M Meen? B-but. You’re arrested.
I.M Meen: Oh really? If I'm rotting in jail, then why am I standing right in front of you?
Frida: This is a hallucination. The Satan’s Breath is fucking with my mind.
I.M Meen: What do you see behind you Frida?
(Frida looks behind her at the deactivated vision of her)
Frida: M-myself?
I.M Meen: Precisely. A robot created for the sole purpose of causing horror in this world.
Frida: NO! That’s not me?
I.M Meen: Is it? Frida Suarez, I have given you those laser goggles for the sole purpose of causing destruction to this world. You are made to cause destruction.
Frida: NO I’M NOT!
I.M Meen. Then how come you were created by me, an evil genius? I didn’t create you to make friends and have a boyfriend. Face it Frida. You. Are. A monster.
Frida: I’M NOT! I’M NOT!
I.M Meen: Deny it all you want Frida, but as long as you live, you will remember, who… created you.
(Frida gets a mental breakdown as Chef v1000 appears behind her. Green static consumes her. It cuts to Parappa who appears in an alleyway)
Parappa: An alleyway? Wait.
(Parappa looks at a Calendar on the wall which says it Is August 17th)
Parappa: No. No, not today. ANYTHING BUT TODAY!
(A spotlight then turns on. Parappa looks and see’s Mr. And Mrs. Rappa’s corpses)
Parappa: Oh god. Oh my god.
(Parappa looks behind him and sees the shadowy figure pointing a gun at him)
???: Like what you see Parappa?
Parappa: No… no I do not.
???: Hmmmm. Pity. I think it’s quite enjoyable.
Parappa: You sick fuck! How would you like it if someone killed your fucking parents?!
???: Less back talking, more putting down dogs.
Parappa: Please, I have friends, don’t kill me!
???: What’s the point of living, Parappa.
(Chef v1000 appears next to Parappa)
Chef v1000: You’ve already lost everything.
Parappa: No…
(Chef v1000 laughs as green static consumes Parappa. It then cuts to Buckaroo waking up)
Buckaroo: AGH! Oh what a hangover.
(Buckaroo then hears gunshots and screaming)
Buckaroo: What the!?
(Buckaroo runs to the noise and see’s two horse humanoids dead and unresponsive. Buckaroo recognizes them as his parents)
Buckaroo: Mommy? Daddy?
(Buckaroo runs towards them)
Buckaroo: This is not real. Satan's breath, it's… bringing back traumatic memories.
(Buckaroo then hears laughter and turns around)
Big Bad General: Oh I just love the sweet smell of corpses.
Buckaroo: B-big bad General!? But you’re dead!
Big Bad General: I know you are… but what am I?
(Big Bad General shoots at Buckaroo but he manages to run off)
Big Bad General: You can’t escape me, horse head. You’ll die just like your parents.
(Buckaroo continues running and eventually runs into a man)
Buckaroo: Oh thank god. Please help, there's a madman who killed my parents and is trying to.
(Chef v1000 stares right into Buckaroo’s eyes)
Buckaroo: Oh lord.
(Buckaroo gets consumed by green static and it cuts to Zara waking up chained to a wall)
Zara: GAH! What the!? Wait. Not this place.
(Bacon Colonel and a couple of bacon soldiers enter the room)
Bacon Colonel: Rise and shine Zara.
Zara: Bacon Colonel!? This can’t be happening! This is Satan's breath doing!
Bacon Colonel: Oh but is it?
Bacon Soldier 1: Boss, I think it’s time for Zara’s next treatment.
Bacon Colonel: Oh yes. Thank you for reminding me, my fellow soldier.
(A bacon soldier goes into a box and starts scrounging around for some things)
Zara: W-what the hell are you doing!?
Bacon Colonel: Remember that lovely scar we gave you on your eye?
Zara: (sarcastically) Oh how can I forget that.
(A soldier brings out a butcher knife and sticks it onto a metal plate heating it up)
Zara: W-wait! W-we can talk about this!
Bacon Colonel: Too late.
Bacon Soldier 2: Where should I stab her this time, boss?
Bacon Colonel: Hmmm. Stab her in the abdomen!
Bacon Soldier 2: Yes Colonel.
Zara: WAIT NO! PLEASE! IT WAS PAINFUL WHEN YOU STABBED MY EYE DON’T DO IT TO MY STOMACH!
Bacon Solider 2: Relax.
Chef v1000: It will only hurt a little bit…
Zara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The camera goes into Zara’s mouth as green static consumes her and it transitions to MarioFan2009 sitting alone in a room)
MarioFan2009: Huh, where. What is this place?
???: Hello MarioFan2009.
(MarioFan2009 looks behind him and sees Jeffygeist, Masked Menace, Dreamcaster, Alternate Chef Pee Pee, Evil Morty, Thanos, T-Series and White Diamond)
MarioFan2009: Y-you guys!?
Dreamcaster: Didn’t expect to see us did you?
T-Series: We have plans with you MarioFan2009!
White Diamond: We’re not done with you yet, dear.
MarioFan2009: No please! I have been taken advantage of enough, stay back!
Evil Morty: Aw what’s the matter?
(All the villains transform into Chef v1000)
Chef v1000 Clones: Scared of a little cliffhanger war?
MarioFan2009: NO! NO! NOOOOOO-
( MarioFan2009 gets consumed by green static. It cuts to Endless waking up in the middle of a graveyard)
Endless: What in the world?
(Endless gets up)
Endless: Okay, very funny Mr Chef v1000 guy. But it takes a lot more than Graveyards to scare this mouthless boy. Come on out and face me like a man!
(No response)
Endless: Eh. What time is it?
(Endless looks at the time. He then sees that it is the year 3029)
Endless: What the?! I have accelerated 1000 years into the future. Th-that means.
(Endless then sees a gravestone of RH)
Endless: GAH!
(Endless runs off and sees Culdee’s and MarioFan2009’s gravestones)
Endless: GAH!
(Endless runs off and then looks in horror at another gravestone)
Endless: Oh my god.
(The gravestone is revealed to be of Izuru)
Endless: I outlived all of my friends. I never even got to say goodbye.
(Endless sits down and ponders about life. Chef v1000 appears behind him)
Chef v1000: Oh don’t worry, you can see your friends again. IN HELL!
(Endless gets consumed by green static as we then cut to RH waking up)
RH: GAH! What the?
(RH looks around and sees the gears. Realizing he is in the clocktower)
RH: Oh no.
(A spotlight then shines on the corpse of Dr. Morpheus)
RH: Morpheus…
(RH looks at Morpheus’ lifeless body as he starts getting more upset)
RH: No… no… I can’t be back here. I CAN’T BE BACK! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
(A familiar laugh is heard)
RH: That voice! SHOW YOURSELF!
(Rover 2.0 appears behind RH)
Rover 2.0: Peekaboo. Hello RH. It’s been a loooong time.
RH: YOU! YOU’RE DEAD YOU CAN’T BE HERE!
Rover 2.0: Sure I may be dead. But so is morpheus. Look at him. Look at his lifeless body. He’s dead, all because you were too late to save him. Vandal Buster my ass. You can’t even save a person you looked up to your whole life. You’re a failure RH. A failure as a writer, a hero, and a person.
RH: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
(RH screams in rage and charges at Rover 2.0 only for him to fade away fully before he can attack him. The laughs of Rover 2.0 can be heard echoing throughout the clock tower. RH collapses on the floor with a very depressed expression.)
RH: … Why?
(Chef v1000 appears behind RH)
Chef v1000: Why?
(RH turns around and looks at Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Because not all stories have a happy ending.
(Chef v1000 laughs as RH silently looks at the ground sadly as green static consumes him. It then cuts to Culdee waking up. He is inside his old house)
Culdee: My old home? Am I back in the past?
(Culdee looks around the place. He then sees a picture of him and Fellet)
Culdee: … Fellet.
Fellet: Culdee?
(Culdee turns around and sees Fellet)
Culdee: Fellet!?
(Fellet opens her arms for a hug. Culdee opens his arms as well but before they can hug, Fellet gets shot in the head, falling down dead. Culdee’s smile slowly turns into a horrified expression)
Culdee: NO!
(The Brute comes out with a gun)
Brute: I told you, I wanted my money by dawn.
Culdee: Brute…
Brute: Don’t be so scared Culdee.
(Brute raises his gun)
Brute: You’ll join your sister. In hell.
(Brute starts shooting at Culdee only for him to run into a room and hide behind a couch)
Brute: You can’t hide forever Culdee. You’ll die just like your stupid annoying little brat of a sister.
(Culdee starts panicking. He then sees a gun. He gets an idea)
Brute: Don’t be scared Culdee. We all have to die sometime. You’re just getting your ticket to hell early-
Culdee: JUST SHUT UP!
Brute: Aw, is the little baby gonna cry? Cry that his bratty sister is dead and gone forever, and ever, and ever, AND EVER-
Culdee: YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
(Culdee shoots Brute in the head)
Brute: N-no…
(Brute falls down dead. Suddenly green static consumes brute)
Culdee: What the?
(Soon the entire room gets consumed with green static and the background turns dark green with light green squares floating around, similar to the background of the main banner)
Culdee: Is this a simulation?
Chef v1000: Hehehehehe. Welcome Fell to my humble abode! Where I stop to think about what I want to do today, like plan invasions against the human race.
Culdee: Where are my friends!?
Chef v1000: Ho ho. They are doing just fine, but with the help of this satan’s breath, Your friends…. Their Memories… i’ll bring them all BACK TO ZERO!
Culdee: I’LL FIGHT YOU!
Chef v1000: …. Heheheh. Alright then.
(The green static then starts forming an entire arena as bright green colors fill the area)
Chef v1000: This will be fun…
(Culdee charges at Chef v1000 and 1000 trips Culdee. He then grows his fist big and crushes Culdee like a bug)
Chef v1000: Muahahahaha.
(Culdee then gets up with no scratch on him)
Culdee: I refuse…
Chef v1000: What the?
(The green static then forms a machete. Chef v1000 grabs it and slices Culdee in half)
Culdee: GAH!
(Culdee’s halves than reattach fixing him)
Culdee: I refuse.
(Green static than forms a giant anvil that falls on Culdee crushing him. The anvil then flies off and Culdee is seen still alive)
Culdee: IIIIIIIIIII- refuse.
(Chef v1000 growls and the green static forms a giant gun. Chef v1000 grabs it and shoots the gun at Culdee firing a huge laser that disintergrates him)
Culdee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(The screen fades to white. Than fades back and shows Culdee still alive)
Culdee: Refuse!
(Chef v1000 then starts becoming very angry. His eyes glow bright red, his skin becomes all withered and grows sharp teeth. Culdee looks at his transformation unphased)
True Thousand: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(The lights than turn off. It shows a black room where Culdee is in limbo. He is staring face to face at a giant True Thousand)
Culdee: What the!? I can’t move!
(Culdee struggles to move but to no avail)
True Thousand: “silently laughs” This is your end.
Culdee: NO! I WILL SAVE MY FRIENDS!
(Culdee breaks free and runs off)
True Thousand: NO! COME BACK HERE!
(Culdee runs off and see’s RH with his face covered in green static)
Culdee: RH! RH it’s me Culdee!
(RH doesn’t respond)
Culdee: i need to make him remember who he is! RH! Your a fantastic story writer, and you are the one who inspired me to write my own stories!
(The static on RH’s face then disappears)
RH: GASP! Woah. What happened? Culdee?!
Culdee: RH! It worked!
RH: Culdee what’s going on!?
Culdee: I’ll explain later, right now I need to save the rest of our friends!
(Culdee runs off)
RH: Godspeed Culdee!
(Culdee sees Endless and Izuru with green static)
Culdee: Hi Endless, Hi Izzy!
(The two remove of their green static)
Izuru: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Endless: HAH! HE CALLED YOU IZZY! THAT'S SO GAY!
(Endless rolls on the floor in laughter as Izuru looks pissed off. Culdee runs to MarioFan2009 and whispers in his ear)
Culdee: Kilatt is the best ship.
(MarioFan2009 removes his green static and gasps in amazement and happiness. Culdee runs over to Sunny)
Culdee: Sunny! The world needs the Iron Flower!
(Sunny comes back)
Sunny: Woah! What just happened!?
(Culdee runs to Parappa)
Culdee: Hey Parappa! Repeat after me! (Rapping) Step on the gas!
(Parappa doesn’t respond)
Culdee: Step on the brakes!
(Parappa wakes up)
Parappa: Step on the brakes!
Culdee: There you go! You got it!
(Culdee runs to Zara and Screwer)
Culdee: Zara, call in the Shadowhawk! Screwer, rev up your truck!
(The two wake up)
Screwer: MY TRUCK OF COURSE!
Zara: How long was I out for?
(Culdee runs over to Azaz, Buckaroo, and AsphaltianOof)
Culdee: Hey guys, remember how much you like sprites, rifles and chainsaws?
(The three wake up)
Azaz: Of course! Sprite is my life!
Buckaroo: I’m a rifle champion!
AsphaltianOof: I live off chainsaws!
(Culdee runs over to Manny and Frida.)
Culdee: Hmmm, what do I do with you two?
(Culdee then gets an idea and makes Manny and Frida hold hands the two then wake up)
Manny: Frida!
Frida: Manny!
(Culdee races over to Chef Pee Pee and Junior)
Culdee: Chef Pee Pee, what’s for dinner?!
(Chef Pee Pee wakes up)
Chef Pee Pee: Burnt macaroni and cheese!
(Junior wakes up)
Junior: OOOOH MY FAVORITE!
(All the heroes than laugh as they rejoice with each other)
Culdee: I’m so happy to see you guys again! I can’t do any of this.
RH: Well like I said before, it’s all because we work together!
(The heroes laugh but stop as Chef v1000 growls and walks close to them)
Chef v1000: What do you think you’re doing?
Culdee: PUTTING AN END TO YOUR NONSENSE!
Chef v1000: Hehe. We’ll see about that.
(Chef v2 and Chef v3 come out holding ray guns. The heroes gasp)
Chef v1000: 23…. Blast them..
(The two are about to pull the triggers of their guns but their hands start shaking. Junior looks at them with a concerned expression)
Chef v1000: Um… are you deaf!? I said BLAST THEM!
Chef v3: …. No.
(The two lower their guns. Chef v1000 turns around)
Chef v1000: No…? What do you mean “no”?
Chef v2: WE MEAN NO, CHEF V1000!
Chef v3: We are SICK!
Chef v2: And tired.
Chef v3: Of you bossing us around!
Chef v2: We don’t want to do this anymore.
Chef v3: We don’t like you!
Chef v2: And we mean that!
Chef v3: And finely!
Chef v2: Yeah- wait… What does that mean?
Chef v3: I have no idea.
Chef v2: Good word.
Chef v3: THANK YOU!
Chef v1000: Puh! You know what!? Fine! I don’t need you! I can take care of these heroes myself!
(Chef v1000 raises his fists)
Culdee: Fist fight? Really?
RH: Take him down…
(Culdee activates Metal-Fell and raises his fist)
Chef v1000: You’re gonna regret fooling with my plans, Metal Fuck.
Metal-Fell: Yeah enough talking, more smackdown. Hey RH, pass me that trash can!
RH: What?
Metal-Fell: Just do it.
(RH grabs a trash can. Shadowhawk shoots a beam knocking Chef v1000 towards Metal-Fell. Vandal Buster throws a trash can towards Metal-Fell and he grabs it. Metal-Fell grabs Chef v1000 by the neck)
Metal-Fell: Oh hey look Chef v1000! It’s your own kind!
(Metal-Fell bashes the Trash can into Chef v1000’s face)
Chef v1000: GAH!
(Chef v1000 gets grabbed by Vandal Buster)
Vandal Buster: Heads up asshole!
(Vandal Buster punches Chef v1000 to Mechabilities)
Endless: Time for ENDLESS PAIN!
Chef v1000: WAIT WAIT WAIT-
(Mechabilities kicks Chef v1000 in the air and he gets grabbed by MarioFan2009 using jet boots)
MarioFan2009: I’d prefer to NOT be reminded of the cliffhanger war thank you VERY MUCH!
(MarioFan2009 punches Chef v1000 in the face sending him falling to AsphaltianOof)
AsphaltianOof: Chef v1 would be proud if he saw this!
(Asp cuts off Chef v1000’s hand)
Chef v1000: AHHHH! MY HAND!
(Izuru taps on Chef v1000’s shoulder. Chef v1000 turns around and Izuru chops off his foot)
Chef v1000: GAHHHHHHH!
(Buckaroo walks up to Chef v1000 and points his rifle at his chest)
Chef v1000: What are you gonna do? Shoot me-
(Buckaroo shoots Chef v1000 blasting him into the wall and leaving a hole in his chest)
Chef v1000: Ugh… Not like this.
(Chef v1000 gets up only for Chef Pee Pee to run to him)
Chef Pee Pee: I regret creating you.
(Chef Pee Pee stabs Chef v1000 in the shoulder with his butcher knife)
Chef v1000: AAAAAAAGH!
(Chef v1000 backs up only for Screwer to ram him with his truck. Chef v1000 flies into the air and gets grabbed by Iron Flower. She and Shadowhawk take turns throwing Chef v1000 at eachother and punching him back and forth. Chef v1000 falls on the floor again he gets up and Parappa runs up to him and punches Chef v1000 straight in the head)
Chef v1000: AGH!
(Chef v1000 falls on the floor next to a well. Completely beaten up and broken. The heroes walk up to him)
Culdee: It’s over Chef v1000…
(Chef v1000 looks up at the heroes helpless)
Chef v1000: Impossible…. I can’t lose… I never lost in my life..
Sunny: There’s always a first time for everything.
RH: Face it.. You lost.
(Chef v1000 starts crying. He then slowly starts laughing)
Culdee: Why are you laughing? We won!
Chef v1000: Did you really? You’re only delaying the inevitable. Sure you may have defeated me and my army now, but soon there will come a time where humans will be too weak to do anything. You may have your fun now… but in a billion years the sun is gonna explode. And all of your efforts in making a lively world will be for nothing…
Chef Pee Pee: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Chef v1000: Have your moment. It won’t last.
(Chef v1000 then jumps into the well disappearing from the heroes)
RH: He’s gone.
MarioFan2009: We have to go after him!
Culdee: No. It’s no use.
MarioFan2009: Are you kidding me Culdee!? We are not letting a villain escape-
Culdee: JUST SHUT UP OKAY!?
(The entire room falls silent)
Lil Fred: “honk” (Damn)
Culdee: “sigh” Look. With the state Chef v1000 is in now, it is very unlikely he will return. And if he does return, we’ll be ready for him. We faced bigger foes before. We faced 2 other robot invasions. A refusion invasion. A corrupt Mayor takes over, a mindless invasion, a cliffhanger war, an In-Funny-ty war, the list goes on! No matter what comes in our way, we can go through anything.
RH: Culdees right. We don’t need to have him dead to know that we won. We faced tougher stuff than all these wars. I lost a friend right in front of my eyes.
Buckaroo: My parents were killed.
Parappa: Mine too.
Zara: I was tortured and lost my friend. Well for a bit.
Sunny: My planet was blown up.
Culdee: And I couldn’t save my sister.
Endless: What?
Culdee: I’ll explain more later. Now let's get out of this cave. It’s getting too dark for my liking.
RH: Agreed.
(The heroes come out the cave and see pensacola slightly in ruins, but all the dead chef robots are seen getting cleaned up and thrown into garbage trucks)
Endless: Welp. We did it.
Sunny: Yep. Nothing new we ever faced.
Culdee: True, man the sunset is beautiful. Max would like to see this. … SHIT! Max! I need to check on him!
(Culdee runs off)
RH: Culdee wait up!
(The heroes chase after Culdee. It cuts to the hospital. Culdee breaks in and runs to the receptionist)
Culdee: I’m looking for a boy named Max! Where is he?
(Brooklyn Guy is seen walking out of the hospital with a sad expression)
Culdee: Brooklyn Guy! Tell me, is Max okay?
(RH and the others rush in)
Brooklyn Guy: … I’m sorry but… we lost him.
(Culdee gets a heartbroken expression and everyone else gasps)
Brooklyn Guy: His room is over there, if you want, you can say your final goodbyes.
(Culdee gets a sad face and looks at his friends. They nod. It cuts to a hospital room where Culdee and the others slowly walk in. They see Max with his eyes closed laying unresponsive on a hospital bed. Culdee walks up to him. He sits down and puts his hand on his)
Culdee: Max. We didn’t talk much. Nor did we talk alot when we first met. But you were one of the people who pushed me to go after I lost everything. You lost your life doing what you loved.. Fighting. I’ll never forget you dude…. Goodbye Max.
(Culdee sheds a single tear)
Max: GOTCH YO ASS!
(The entire room starts screaming in horror as Culdee starts beating up Max)
Culdee: HE’S A ZOMBIE! HE’S A FUCKING ZOMBIE!
Max: I totally got your ass!
Culdee: Holy shit!
Max: You should have seen you’re fucking face!
Culdee: You son of a bitch!
(The two laugh as everyone looks confused at the scene)
Culdee: Wait wait, this was payback.
Max; For that time you snuck party poppers down my helicopter engine!
Culdee: Haha! Well done! You Totally got me!
Sunny: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Culdee: What’s going on is that this guy just won the bullshit comedy award!
(The two high five)
Culdee: Wait what happened, how did you survive that, what’s with the doctor?
Max: Oh they got me out of it with the electricity paddles I was totally fine! I talked to him to go along with the bit! Hey Thanks Doc!
Brooklyn Guy: No problem! We’re a fun hospital!
Zara: YOU ASSHOLE! YOU DON’T JUST FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH! YOU HAD US WORRIED SICK!
Screwer: I almost threw up in sadness.
Culdee: Hey trust me, when you’re friends with Max, you get used to his bullshit.
Max: True yeah!
RH: Oookay well…. Happy ending I guess?
(The heroes are seen leaving the hospital)
Culdee: Well great job fighting Chef v1000 guys!
Max: You guys beat Chef v1000?
Buckaroo: Yeah the battle was sick!
AsphaltianOof: Yeah! We like, beat the crap out of Chef v1000 until he couldn’t walk anymore!
Azaz: Everyone was batshit insane!
Max: Wish I was there for it.
Culdee: Well maybe next time, you can help out.
Max: Maybe, well i’m gonna go help the others fix the city. Cya in a bit!
Culdee: Bye Max!
(Max runs off)
Culdee: Well I better get home and freshen up and get some sleep. It gets tiring having to take an 8 hour road trip and then fight robots straight for another half a day.
RH: True, we all deserve a good rest.
Culdee: Well, I'll see you guys tomorrow!
RH: Bye Culdee!
Culdee: And guys, thanks for everything.
RH: No problem dude.
Endless: What are friends for?
(Culdee smiles at the heroes then heads back to their homes. It cuts to a week later where RH, Endless and MarioFan2009 walking through the neighborhood)
MarioFan2009: I can’t believe Culdee is actually invited to talk at the town hall.
RH: True, I'm glad he’s getting the respect he deserves. If it wasn’t for him, we wouldn’t have had the motivation to kick Chef v1000’s ass.
Endless: There's his house over there!
(The three walk to Culdees house. RH knocks on the door. Culdee opens the door and the three look in shock. Culdee is seen with a new design, darker hair, his cap has added red on it, he is wearing gray pants, and the red parts on his clothes are glowing. His icon on his shirt is replaced by a red Freddy Fazbear head symbol)
RH: Wow, Culdee! Cool look!
Endless: Daaaaayum.
Culdee: Thanks, I customized it myself! I figured I’d look more fashionable since I'm invited to the town hall tonight.
MarioFan2009: True, anyways we better go! Don’t wanna be late!
Culdee: Oh you’re right! Come on! I’ll drive!
(Everyone enters Culdees car)
Culdee: Everybody ready?
RH, Endless, and MarioFan2009: Yep!
Culdee: Alright, hang on tight!
RH: Wait what-
(Culdee then starts the car and it zooms off. It cuts to the town hall where Crash and Trikkiboy are seen on stage waiting)
Crash: Is Culdee usually this late for everything?
Trikkiboy: Trust me, I know.
(The two look up)
Crash: Is that a car?
Trikkiboy: Uh oh. MOVE OUT THE WAY!
(The two run as Culdee’s car crashes into a wall. The four get out)
Culdee: Heh. Sorry guys. We were kinda in a rush.
MarioFan2009: Remind me to never get in a car with Culdee again.
(Culdee runs through the crowd as he high fives everyone. He then makes it to the stage and turns on the microphone)
Culdee: Good evening everybody-
(The mic does a loud feedback and the crowd winces)
Culdee: Hehe. Um. Good evening everybody! Glad to see a bunch of familiar faces. I thank you all for coming here, and I also thank Crash for letting me do this. So it has been a week since Chef v1000 and his robot army was finally defeated. We had some ups and downs during this crazed war, but in the end, we all managed to pull through it. And I have to thank my amazing friends for giving me the motivation to push on. Now, I wasn’t always this motivational. Before I came to Pensacola. I was a sad person. I lived in a place that was run down, nobody was hiring, and people were just so cruel and greedy. I lived there with my sister. And she was the most supportive person I hung out with. Though, sadly she is no longer with us. She was the victim of a greedy person who shot her in the head in front of my eyes. It was the most heartbreaking thing I ever witnessed. After that, I felt like everything was gone. My life was empty. I almost took my own life, but then I remembered a promise I made to her. That I'd move to a new place. So that’s what I did. I moved to Pensacola City. And as soon as I made it there, I knew I made the right decision. I met amazing friends, had amazing adventures, I still faced some heartbreaks, but I knew it was gonna be okay with my new family by my side. So I hope that you never change, Pensacola! Never change!
(Culdee puts his fist up and everyone cheers and puts their fists up)
Culdee: I thank you for coming to this celebration, and thank you all again for making me feel welcome! Now, what’s a celebration without music am i rite? Yo DJ Yonder! DROP DAT BEAT!
(DJ Yonder gives a thumbs up. He then starts playing music and everyone starts dancing. The party goes on for hours as it is now nighttime. Endless and MarioFan2009 are seen on top of a pizza roll billboard. Culdee and RH eventually climb up)
Culdee: Yo guys!
Endless: Hey Culdee!
MarioFan2009: Yo!
Culdee: Man, the moon looks so big tonight.
RH: True. That was a great party we had.
Culdee: You can say that again.
RH: True! That was a great party we had.
Endless: You didn’t have to actually say it again.
MarioFan2009: Eh, let him do what he wants.
Culdee: “sigh” I just wish nights like this would last forever.
MarioFan2009: Same here Culdee. But Time is an unstoppable force. And we only have so much of it to do what we want before we kick the bucket.
Endless: Yeah, but even though tonight ends. There is still more after them!
RH: And the best part is, during all of those days, we will still be the best of friends!
Culdee: Heh. True. I love you guys. No homo.
RH, Endless and MarioFan2009: No Homo.
(The four continue to look at the moon)
Culdee: I could really go for some pizza rolls now.
(The chapter fades to black as it fades to the credit
Robot Invasion: Part II
Written and Created by CuldeeFell13
Banners art by Rh390110478
Animatronic Poopy Butt created by MarioFan2009!
Bonus scenes written by Endless and MarioFan2009!
Robotic Buddies Created by Rh390110478! Animatronic Poopy Butt created by MarioFan2009!
Thank you to all my friends who supported this story even when I was in a 3+ year hiatus.
And thank you for reading!
(The credits end as it fades to black. It cuts to outside the forest where Chef v1000 is seen walking around. Still beaten and withered)
Chef v1000: “sigh” Well Hatty, we’re finally dumped. My whole army is gone, the heroes have won, and I can barely walk….
(Hatty crosses his arms)
Chef v1000: And it’s all because of those STUPID HEROES!? Who do they think they are huh!? They have NO RIGHT! TO MESS WITH ME! AND MY GOD DAMN PLANS!
(Chef v1000 angrilly punches down a tree. He then hears bushes rustling and the pillagers are seen coming out of the bushes)
Pillager Leader: Well well well. Looks like we caught you at a rough time.
Chef v1000: Not you guys again. Listen, I really do not have the time for-
Pillager Leader: ZIP IT CHEF ASSHOLE! We’re through with you.
Chef v1000: What the hell are you talking about!?
Pillager Leader: Don’t act like you weren't the person who promised us riches galore, and later THREW US OUT!
Chef v1000: I already told you. You dimwitted army doesn’t know how to be PATIENT!
Pillager Leader: V1000, you promised us retribution.
Pillager 1: We never got food!
Pillager 2: We never got supplies!
(Pillager 5 is seen crying in a corner)
Pillager 5: WE NEVER GOT JOE MAMA’S WOOD FIRED PIZZA!
Pillager 3: You didn’t like my bone. IT’S A BONE!
Pillager Leader: My pillagers may be dimwitted at times I can agree. But… There's another thing we can agree on, Chef v1000..
Chef v1000: What?
Pillager Leader: Backstabbers NEVER live to see the end...
Chef v1000: ... What does that even mean-
Pillager Leader: For selling off me and my men like that, you shall pay with your own life.
(The pillagers grab their cross bows and aim at Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: You wanna shoot me!? Fine. FINE! DO WHAT YOU WANT!? IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! I lost my entire army. The heroes beat me to a pulp. AND ALL I GOT, IS THIS STUPID HAT ON MY HEAD!
(Hatty gets offended and punches Chef v1000 in the head)
Chef v1000: OW! WHY YOU-
(Chef v1000 then starts getting flashbacks of the time he was activated and controlled by Chef Pee Pee and killing Robert Gray. The flashbacks end as he gets a shocked face)
Chef v1000: It’s not the heroes’ fault. IT’S YOURS! Ever since you were put on my head, I have been corrupted to do terrible things! YOU MADE ME DO TERRIBLE THINGS! YOU USED ME LIKE A GODDAMN PUPPET! You know what, that does it
(Chef v1000 puts his hands on Hatty and struggles to take him off. Hatty keeps attacking Chef v1000 to get him to stop but the two continue fighting. The pillagers watch in confusion)
Pillager Leader: Okay that boy has gone insane.
(Chef v1000 continues getting punched by Hatty. He slowly starts ripping Hatty off of his head)
Chef v1000: THIS. ENDS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
(Chef v1000 then fully rips Hatty off of his head and throws him to the ground. Chef v1000 feels his head is finally rid of Hatty)
Chef v1000: He’s gone… I did it. I’M FREE-
(Chef v1000 gets interrupted as an arrow gets shot at him)
Chef v1000: OW! You mother fuuu-
(Chef v1000 then gets weak and falls over becoming knocked out)
Pillager Leader: Good use of the arrow of weakness Pillager Number 6)
Pillager 6: Thank you boss.
Pillager Leader: Pick up this sack of metal. I have plans for him…
(The pillagers struggle as they pick up Chef v1000. A pillager then sees Hatty crawling away)
Pillager 7: Hey boss, what about the hat?
Pillager Leader: Who cares!? It’s a hat! It has no use other than wearing it! Now come on!
Pillager 7: Uh okay boss.
(The pillagers leave. It cuts to a dark room. A metal door opens up and Chef v1000 gets thrown into what is revealed to be a cell)
Chef v1000: GAH!
Pillager 8: Enjoy your imprisonment.
Chef v1000: WAIT WAIT WAI-
(Chef v1000 runs to the door only for Pillager 8 to close it and lock it)
Pillager 8: Sucker. Hahahaha!
(Chef v1000 then goes and sits down)
Chef v1000: Well, focus on the bright side, 1000. You've gotten rid of that stupid hat, and I don’t need to deal with those heroes anymore. And if I plan hard enough, I can be out of here in no time.
???: Hey, mac.
(Chef v1000 looks up and sees an iron golem)
Iron Golem: They got you too huh?
Chef v1000: …
(The chapter then cuts to black showing the Robot Invasion Part II logo. Finally completing the story)
== CHAPTER FOURTY-ONE - AFTERMATH! ==
SYNOPSIS - The Robot Invasion is finally over and everyone is going back to their lives. We see how the heroes and villains are doing, and other strange things begin to commence...
=== EPILOGUE 1 - JAILTIME (CARDGRAIN EDITION) ===
SYNOPSIS - We see the villains locked up in the Pensacola prison and their shenanigans. What will they do there?
(It starts off at Pensacola prison. Drooper is seen playing a harmonica in his cell shared with the banana splits. The next cell shows the Legion of Low Tide where Titanium Chief is trying to rest while the rest are playing Trash Basketball. Alice Angel and Past Firestar are seen in the next one with Firestar trying to break out of cuffs blocking her hands. Animatronic Poopy Butt is sitting in a cell alone. The Dastardly three are seen in the final cell)
Boney: Alright, I don’t see any cops around. Lift the bed, Goombar!
(Goombar lifts the bed that shows a hole. Boney brings out a spoon from under his hat)
Boney: Alright, I almost made it to the end, just keep watch until some cops show up.
Bett: Got it!
(Boney gets in the hole and starts digging. It then goes to the Legion of Low Tides cell where Mochi is seen throwing a crumpled ball of paper into a trash can)
Mochi: HAHA! YES I WIN! HIGH FIVE!
(None of the legion of low tide members high five Mochi)
Mochi: Aw you're gonna leave me hanging like that? Aww…
Unagi: You cheated.
Mochi: I didn’t cheat. I’m just a better thrower than all yall.
Uni: Bullshit.
Mochi: Oh yeah, I'd like to see one of you make a better shot.
Toro: I can try.
Mochi: Alright, show me what you got, big guy.
(Toro grabs a paper ball and throws it at the trashcan only for it to bounce off and land on the sleeping Titanium Chief)
Titanium Chief: GAH!
(Titanium Chief falls over)
Tori: Oops.
Titanium Chief: IDIOTS! What does it take to have a relaxing nap around these parts!
(The monster pack is seen in their cell)
Phantom Freddy: Welcome to our world. I can’t get a rest around this place without Yammy snoring so loud.
Yammy: HEY! I don’t get how you can blame me for my snoring. When I do sleep at night, its not when SCP-173 is staring straight into my soul.
SCP-173: Well sorry I can’t close my eyes. I’m a literal statue.
SCP-682: “modulated roar” (True that)
Past Firestar: Please. You got nothing from what we experienced. We’ve been stuck in here since the In-FUNNY-ty War, and those stupid pigs cuffed my hands with metal because I set fire to the whole cafeteria! WHY CAN'T I GET THESE THINGS OFF!
Alice Angel: I don’t know, cause you're weak.
Past Firestar: OH SHUT UP YOU DUMB BROAD! WHEN I GET THESE CUFFS OFF ME, I’LL ROAST YOUR ASS!
(Alice Angel rolls her eyes)
SCP-049: Jeez has she always had a temper?
Alice Angel: She’s the past version of Firestar back when she was a villain, so yeah.
(Titanium Chief gets annoyed by Drooper playing his harmonica)
Titanium Chief: AND CAN YOU STOP WITH THAT STUPID MUSIC!?
(Drooper ignores Titanium Chief and keeps playing)
Titanium Chief: Okay that’s it.
(Titanium Chief takes a trash ball from Fugu)
Fugu: OI!
Titanium Chief: SHUT UUUUP!
(Titanium Chief throws the trash ball at Drooper)
Drooper: OW!? DON’T THROW STUFF AT ME!
Titanium Chief: Oh what are you gonna do about it, Lion?!
Bingo: Yeah Drooper, he has a point. We’re in separate cells.
Drooper: Well when I get out of here i'm gonna kick your ass!
Titanium Chief: Nuh uh!
Drooper: Yeah huh!
Titanium Chief: NUH UH!
Drooper: YEAH HUH!
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Ugh. Amateurs.
Fleegle: By the way who the hell are you?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Doesn't matter, I have been sent to jail for I have deserved it.
Bingo: Wait, so you're accepting the fact you're imprisoned?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Yyyyep.
Fleegle: And you dont wanna break out and get revenge?
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Nnnnope.
Snorky: “honking” (That’s gay)
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons then enter the cells room)
Bett: SHIT! They’re coming!
Boney: Well what a coincidence, the hole is complete! Everyone hurry! Jump in!
(The Dastardly Three jump in the hole and put the bed over it hiding them)
Brooklyn Guy: Good morning prisoners. Time for roll call.
Simmons: The Banana Splits?
Fleegle, Bingo and Drooper: Here.
Snorky: “honk”
Simmons: The Monster Pack?
Phantom Freddy: Here.
Yammy: Here.
SCP-173: Here.
SCP-49: Present.
SCP-682: “modulated roar”
SCP-096: Here.
Simmons: Legion of Low Tide?
Mochi: Here!
Toro: There!
Fugu: Here.
Uni: Present!
Unagi: Here.
Titanium Chief: “sigh” Here.
Simmons: Animatronic Poopy Butt?
(Brooklyn Guy snickers a bit)
Animatronic Poopy Butt: Right here.
Simmons: Alice Angel and Past Firestar?
Alice Angel: Present.
Past Firestar: GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!
Simmons: I’ll take that as a “here”.
(Simmons clears his throat)
Simmons: The Dastardly Three?
(No response)
Simmons: Dastardly Three?
Brooklyn Guy: God damn it. Did they escape again?
Simmons: Likely so mate. I don’t know how they do it.
(Mochi looks at the Dastardly Three’s bed over the hole)
Mochi: Should I snitch?
Fugu: Nah that ain't cool.
Brooklyn Guy: Well we might as well notify the others that The Dastardly Three is out again. How do they always do it?
Unagi: Wait, Uni? You can transform right?
Uni: Uh yeah.
Unagi: Well then use your powers to get us out of here!
Uni: Oh yeah. I forgot I could do that.
(Uni shapeshifts into a key and opens the door. The legion of low tide strip of their prison uniforms and run off)
Brooklyn Guy: HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Titanium Chief: No thanks, Brooklyn bitch.
Mochi: We have better things to do! Cya!
Toro: “Blows a raspberry”
(The legion runs off)
Simmons: GET BACK HERE!
(Simmons and Brooklyn Chase after the six)
Past Firestar: I HATE THESE STUPID CUFFS!
Alice Angel: I am surrounded by morons.
(Ink then suddenly comes out of the vent. Alice notices this)
Alice Angel: What in the?
(The ink falls on the floor and forms into Bendy)
Bendy: Hey Alice!
Alice Angel: Bendy? What on earth are you doing here?
Bendy: I came to see my old friend again! And to give you something?
Angel Angel: I don’t understand. You came back to see me after how I betrayed you?
Bendy: It wasn’t your fault, it was Luigi.EXE who manipulated you. I know you're a good person.
Angel Angel: You really think that?
Bendy: I don’t think that Alice, I know it.
Angel Angel: Wow. I really feel like a bitch now.
Bendy: You're not that Alice. Now, here.
(Bendy brings out a splodge of ink)
Angel Angel: Ink?
Bendy: Forgive me for this.
(Bendy throws the ink onto Alice’s face)
Alice Angel: AGH! What the hell!?
Bendy: Look in the mirror.
Alice Angel: What?
(Alice looks in the mirror and sees that the ink has fixed her face)
Alice Angel: Oh my stars. My face, it’s fixed.
Bendy: True, I figured I'd give it to you as a gift. Now what do you say we get out of here?
Alice Angel: Leave? I don’t know, what if the police find me?
Bendy: They won't find you if we hide together. Don’t you trust me?
(Bendy lays out his hand. Alice hesitates at first but then grabs Bendy’s hand. The two melt into ink and go back into the vent. Past Firestar notices this)
Past Firestar: WHAT THE! HEY HEY! TAKE ME WITH YOU!
(It’s too late as the ink already left)
Past Firestar: DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT! WHY CANT I JUST FUCKING LEAVE!
(Past Firestar screams)
Phantom Freddy: Kill me.
(Past Firestar continues screaming in anger as the epilogue ends)
=== EPILOGUE 2 - START OF A NEW RELATIONSHIP (And Hatred) ===
SYNOPSIS - Human Meggy thanks Culdee for saving her and the world and the two hit it off well. Meanwhile, Endless has some ideas that involve the next annual purge.
(It starts off at the park where the heroes are seen hanging out)
Buckaroo: So DELT, I have a question?
Dark El Tigre: Yeah?
Buckaroo: You’ve been wearing that mask since you were created right?
Dark El Tigre: Well yeah I think so.
Buckaroo: Have you ever tried taking it off?
Dark El Tigre: Hmmm you know I actually never did. Lemme try now.
(Dark El Tigre successfully takes his mask off)
Dark Manny: Huh, it does come off.
Buckaroo: Huh, neat.
(It Cuts to Culdee walking through the park listening to a podcast on his walkman)
Brian Griffin: “podcast” And in other news, a 3rd robot invasion has ended recently. What are your thoughts on it, Stewie?
Stewie: “podcast” I gotta say it ended really well. I congratulate all the heroes, even that Metal-Fell guy who looks like a ripoff of Iron Man.
Culdee: (offended) I’m not a ripoff of Iron Man.
(Human Meggy is seen on a bench on the phone with Beta Tari)
Human Meggy: Yeah that invasion was crazy, I almost didn’t make it out of there alive. Honestly, if it wasn’t for Culdee saving me I'd probably be in the morgue by now. Oh speaking of which, he’s walking by. I’m gonna go say hi. Talk to you later, Beta Tari.
(Human Meggy walks up to Culdee and waves)
Human Meggy: Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Oh hi Human Meggy!
Stewie: “podcast” Not to mention his face has a weird design. It’s like a retarded 3rd grader made it.
(Culdee gets annoyed and throws the walkman away and it lands in Fatass’ carrot cake. Fatass gets pissed off and flips the table and leaves)
Human Meggy: What was that for?
Culdee: Oh that was nothing. I just didn’t like the podcast.
Human Meggy: You could have turned it off instead of throwing it.
Culdee: Huh, yeah I could have. Well I feel like a doof.
Human Meggy: Hehe. Anyways, I just wanted to say thanks for saving my life back there.
Culdee: Oh no need to thank me. I mean it's Metal-Fell's job to help save the people in need.
Human Meggy: Heh. True.
(Endless is seen eavesdropping the conversation hiding in a bush)
Culdee: So, how has life been with you?
Human Meggy: Oh it’s good, I like hanging out with my friends Beta Tari and Little Buddy.
Culdee: True, they are nice people.
Human Meggy: Yeah. Maybe if its possible, we can hang out in the future. You know, get to know each other more.
Culdee: Oh uh. I have a busy schedule this week, but we’ll see when the future comes.
Human Meggy: Maybe, well I gotta get home. Gotta make sure AsphaltianOof doesn’t almost burn down the house again making swedish casserole.
(The two laugh)
Human Meggy: So uh I guess i’ll see you later.
Culdee: Yeah, I guess you will. Cya.
(The two wave goodbye to each other and walk separate ways)
Culdee: Yknow, i'm really starting to be fond of her…
(Endless gets a disgusted expression and goes back to hiding in his bush. It cuts to a while later where Izuru is seen playing Nintendo switch Pokemon sword and shield when he hears welding sounds.)
Izuru: What the?
(Izuru puts his game down and walks to the source of the noise. Endless is seen wielding a giant grey ship together)
Izuru; Endless?
Endless: I AM NOT SELLING CRACK- oh it's just you Izuru.
Izuru: What the hell are you wielding a giant ship for?
Endless: Oh just for a little plan of mine.
Izuru: Oh no. Endless whenever you have a plan, something bad happens or worse. “Sigh” What even is this plan for?
Endless: Oh I am going to need this airship for something important. As you know, in a few months, the next annual purge will happen.
Izuru: Yeah, and?
Endless: During the purge, I am going to use it as an advantage to cause havoc on the people I hate the most. The FNAF characters, Jeffy, The Human Puppets, Human Meggy, etc.
Izuru: Wait, does not MarioFan2009 not let you pick on Human Meggy anymore?
Endless: I know, which is why I am going to make this as the big finale for the gag, since I can agree it is getting a bit old.
Izuru: Whatever… Just don’t do anything retarded.
Endless: Izuru, are you forgetting who you are talking to?
Izuru: Ugh whatever. Go ahead and do your plan. If you need me, I will be watching reruns of Pokemon anime.
(Izuru walks off as Endless gets back to work and the epilogue cuts to black. Romantic music plays as the logo for “Culdee’s Crush” but then it gets crushed by the logo of “The Purge: Endless Gambit” as rock music plays. The epilogue then cuts to black)
=== EPILOGUE 3 - THE VILE SISTER! ===
SYNOPSIS - After finishing their weekly cake, Blue and Red Yoshi head back home. Meanwhile, they interrogate an old family member and find out shocking answers.
(It starts off at Chica’s Bakery. Red and Blue Yoshi have seen just finished a cake)
Red Yoshi and Blue Yoshi: “BURP!”
Red Yoshi: Aw man that cake hit the spot, Blue.
Blue Yoshi: True, and I’m glad we finally got a chance to eat a cake without being interrupted.
Red Yoshi: True, I don’t want to almost kill Sunny again.
Blue Yoshi: Yeah, hehe.
Brooklyn Guy: Did you two enjoy the cake?
Red Yoshi: Yep.
Blue Yoshi: Put it on our tab please.
Brooklyn Guy: Alright. Have fun you two.
Red Yoshi: Thanks BG! Let’s go Blue!
(The two leave the cafe)
Red Yoshi: So what do you wanna do?
Blue Yoshi: Wanna go beat up birds again?
Red Yoshi: Nah last time we did that you got your ass kicked.
Blue Yoshi: Do you seriously have to remind me of that?
Red Yoshi: Till the day you die.
Blue Yoshi: Whatever. I guess we’ll just go home then.
Red Yoshi: Good idea. Taxi!
(Iron Man appears with a taxi and picks the two up. He drives them to their house)
Blue Yoshi: Thanks for the ride Iron Man!
Iron Man: No probs.
(Iron Man drives away. The two yoshis head inside)
Red Yoshi: Home sweet home.
Blue Yoshi: Yeah.
(Blue Yoshi looks at a family photo where he and Red are seen as babies along with Patricia)
Blue Yoshi: Hey Red?
Red Yoshi: Yeah Blue?
Blue Yoshi: When was the last time we checked on… her?
Red Yoshi: Hmmm about a while ago. Wanna go check on her?
Blue Yoshi: Yeah. It’s been a long time.
(The two walk over to the laundry room. Blue Yoshi types a code in the door pad. A secret hatch opens and reveals Patricias’s still alive head asleep)
Red Yoshi: Hey Patricia. Wake up. WAKEY WAKEY!
(Patricia wakes up)
Patricia: Ugh what is it… Well well well if it isn’t my brothers. Change your mind yet?
Red Yoshi: We are not killing ourselves so we can join mom and dad, Patricia.
Patricia: Ah. Twas worth a shot.
Red Yoshi: You know Patricia, I never got the answer to this, but how are you still alive?
Blue Yoshi: Yeah, you got stabbed in front of us and you went through many deadly situations and you're still well and moving. Not to mention you’re literally a decapitated head…
Patricia: The same reason you two turn into demons whenever you're angry. I was born with immortality and a healing factor. The only way I can die for real is if you two die with me.
Red Yoshi: So that's why you wanted to kill us.
Patricia: And I'm probably not the only one alive too.
Blue Yoshi: What the hell are you talking about?
Patricia: Are you forgetting who your mother is? She was infected by toxic waste giving her powers beyond human imagination. If I can survive something as crazy as decapitation, it's likely she survived the fire.
Blue Yoshi: You think dad might be alive too?
Patricia: Oh no, he’s a mortal yoshi with no powers whatsoever. He’s a dead man. Now, if you don’t mind, I still want to sleep. So if you can be a dear and close the door.
Red Yoshi: But we still have questions-
Patricia: CLOSE THE F*CKING DOOR!
(The two hesitate at first but then close the door as Patricia heads back to sleep)
Blue Yoshi: You think mom is really still out there?
Red Yoshi: I don’t know. But all we can do is pray. Let's go watch tv, that will get our minds off what just happened..
Blue Yoshi: agreed.
(The two walk away as it cuts to a closeup of Patricia)
Patricia: Soon I will get my body back and reign hell on this town. And my family will finally join me.
(Patricia smirks as the epilogue goes to black)
=== EPILOGUE 4 - RETURN TO THE DINER! ===
SYNOPSIS - Alternate Chef Pee Pee is revealed to have faked his death and has returned to his diner expecting Animatronic Jesse and his pals to be pissed off at them but then the opposite happens.
(It begins back outside the factory where Junior is aiming the gun at Alternate Chef Pee Pee. Junior shoots Alternate Chef Pee Pee in the chest)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: God damn it.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee falls down motionless)
Chef Pee Pee: Phew. Good job on shooting the right one Junior.
Junior: Anytime Chef Pee Pee. Let's get out of here before more villains show up.
Chef Pee Pee: True, and I still gotta heal my hand.
(The two run off. A while after they are gone, Alternate Chef Pee Pee opens his eyes)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: They're gone? Good.
(ACPP gets up and digs into his coat and brings out a cheese belly philler)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Never thought you’d have a use other than being delicious.
(ACPP sees his knife on the floor and picks it up)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Safe to say that was a close encounter. I better get back to the safety of my diner. Screw this invasion.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee runs off. It then cuts to the top of the mountain where Alternate Chef Pee Pee crawls his way to the top. He then sees the cage he trapped the FNAJ animatronics in is broken)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Uh oh.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee gets a worried expression and then slowly opens the door of the restaurant. He closes his eyes and sees the FNAJ animatronics and his animatronics looking at him)
Animatronic Petra: Hello Chef Pee Pee.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Oh uh… hey guys. It’s been a while.
Animatronic Radar: Yeah its been a while. SINCE YOU LOCKED US IN A CAGE AND THREW US DOWN A MOUNTAIN!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I’m surprised to see your all fixed up.
Animatronic Stella: Yeah, your animatronics fixed us.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Wait… MY ANIMATRONICS!
Animatronic Hansel: Yeah, hope it doesn't upset you.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: IT DOES UPSET ME! YOU DON'T JUST REPAIR ROBOTS THAT I HATE BEHIND MY BACK! I PROGRAMMED YOU TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!
(ACPP then gets shocked as the door slams behind him. Animatronic Jesse is seen)
Animatronic Jesse: Hello Peepers. It seems we have unfinished business.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee falls on the floor on his knees)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: NO PLEASE! DON’T HURT ME! I’M SORRY!
Animatronic Jesse: Why would I hurt you?
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: B-because I threw you down the mountain?
Animatronic Jesse: Oh we got over that, didn’t we fellas.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Wait what?
(The animatronics nod)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I don’t understand. I thought you’d be pissed off.
Animatronic Jesse: Oh we were pissed off, we later found a way to escape thanks to Glitched Jesse’s help.
(Glitched Jesse teleports in)
Glitched Jesse: Hi. I still exist.
Animatronic Jesse: We went back into the restaurant to beat up your robots, but then we started talking and we realized we have a lot in common.
Animatronic Chef Pee Pee: True, we are both animatronics, we are both evil, and- nah that's just it.
Animatronic Jesse: Plus I think we owe you one since you let us stay in your restaurant.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I didn’t let you guys stay with me, you guys just barged in-
Animatronic Jesse: Anyways, how about we all celebrate our differences and have some nice oil fillers!
(Animatronic Jesse grabs Alternate Chef Pee Pee by the shoulder)
Animatronic Jesse: On this guy!
(The animatronics celebrate. Alternate Chef Pee Pee smiles. Animatronic Jesse whispers in his ear)
Animatronic Jesse: Do anything like that to me again, I will fucking kill you.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee gets a scared face as It cuts to months later. Animatronic Radar and Animatronic Jesse are seen watching TV)
Animatronic Radar: Man, I love this show!
Animatronic Jesse: True! Can't wait to see the episode involving the Blaze Rods!
Animatronic Olivia: Agreed!
Alternate Pauline and PLA-1137 enter the building.)
Animatronic Mario: Mama-mia! Who-a are these fellas?
Alternate Pauline: Okay, what's with all the animatronics?
PLA-1137: It's a long story.
(Alternate Chef Pee Pee is shown struggling to free himself from a vent he got cut in as he struggles out of the kitchen into view)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: H-hey there! Are you new customers?
Alternate Pauline: No, we were sent by Dreamcaster to gather more recruits.
PLA-1137: Perhaps you and the others can assist us!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: I'd love to, but I'm currently having my own problems right now. "continues struggling to get free" Get out, dang you!
Alternate Pauline: Here, let me help!
(Alternate Pauline raises her sword over Alternate Chef Pee Pee's hands)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-
Alternate Pauline slices off Alternate Chef Pee Pee's hands, freeing him.
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: OW, MY HANDS!!!
Alternate Pauline: There, you're freed!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: OF COURSE I AM CAUSE YOU JUST CHOPPED OFF MY HANDS!
Alternate Pauline: Oh, here.
(Alternate Pauline uses her sword to regenerate Alternate Chef Pee Pee's hands)
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: Thanks! Anyways, sure we'll help out!
Alternate Pauline: Alright!
Animatronic Jesse: Oh no, you don't! You didn't take us out on the robot invasion so we're coming along!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: No, you stay here-
Alternate Pauline: Hey, the more the merrier!
Alternate Chef Pee Pee: WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
(Everyone enters the portal. The epilogue then cuts to black as the logo of The Dream Crystals Part 1 fades into view. The epilogue fades to the end)
=== EPILOGUE 5 - REBUILT! ===
SYNOPSIS - After Chef v1 was destroyed by Chef v1000, Chef v2 and Chef v3 are invited to Trace’s house as she has a surprise for them.
(Chef v2 and Chef v3 are seen walking down the street)
Chef v2: Why do you think this trace girl wants to invite us to her house?
Chef v3: Don’t know, but i’m glad we’re making friends after this invasion has ended.
Chef v2: True. And I'm glad Chef v1000 is finally out of our lives forever. I wish we never met him.
Chef v3: True, but technically he was the reason we are here in the first place. I mean he was the one who got us to start the first robot invasion in the first place, and in that war, we met Junior and his friends.
Chef v2: Yeah you do have a point there. Speaking of Junior, i’m glad he was able to forgive us.
Chef v3: Yeah, anyways, we’re here.
(Chef v2 and Chef v3 walk to Trace’s house. They knock on the door and Trace opens)
Trace: Ah Chef v2 and Chef v3! Come on in!
(Trace lets the two in)
Chef v2: So why’d you invite us over Trace?
Chef v3: Yeah.
Trace: Well I found out that your brother Chef v1 died.
Chef v2: Oh yeah.
Chef v3: Yeah we didn’t get along well but I do miss him.
Trace: I can feel that. I lost family members myself. But I have some good news for you, considering I am an A tier mechanic I put my skills to the test and experimented a little?
Chef v2: Interesting?
Chef v3: So what’s this about?
Trace: Come on out pal!
(Out of the door comes Chef v1 but he is completely fixed up. His eyes are completely blue and he is wearing blue gloves. The v1 on his shirt is glowing)
Trace: I’d like you to meet the new and improved Chef v1! Or should I say, Chef v1.2!
Chef v2 and Chef v3: Woah!
Chef v1.2: Hey guys, it's been a while.
Trace: I fixed up the problems with him such as his exposed endo face and I fixed his stuttering problem too.
Chef v1.2: Yeah, and i'm thankful for it. Especially the stuttering being fixed. It was getting annoying being stuck on 1 word for 5 extra seconds.
Chef v2: We’re glad to have you back brother.
Chef v3: Yeah!
Chef v1.2: Thanks. I’m glad we’re able to make amends and be a family again.
Trace: Glad to see you guys reunite. Anyways, I have some important stuff to do. So, if you mind-
Chef v2: Oh not at all, we’ll be heading out. Thanks Trace.
Trace: No worries, you all enjoy yourselves.
(The chef robots leave)
Chef v2: So Chef v1- or Chef v1.2? I have a question.
Chef v1.2: Yeah?
Chef v2: With your new design, you think you can do anything new?
Chef v1.2: I’m not too sure, Trace didn’t explain to me about my changes other than my new design.
Chef v2: Hmmm.
Green M&M: Please don’t hurt me!
Chef v3: What was that!?
Chef v1.2: It sounded like a woman in trouble!
Chef v2: Let's go see if she needs help!
(The Chef Robots run to an alleyway where Vladimir the Robber is seen trying to steal the purse from Green M&M)
Green M&M: Please let go of my purse!
Vladimir: SHUT UP LADY! WHATEVER VLADIMIR WANTS, HE TAKES!
(Vladimir strikes Green M&M and takes her purse)
Vladimir: Hehehe.
Chef v1.2: Hey you! Give that purse back to her or you’re gonna regret it!
Vladimir: Yeah right, what are you chefs gonna do? Cook me pastries till I die? Hah! Don’t make me laugh!
(Chef v1.2 growls and raises his fist. Suddenly his arm extends and punches Vladimir straight in the face knocking him down)
Vladimir: OW!
Chef v1.2: Huh, I didn’t know I could do that. Neat.
Vladimir: Screw this, I'm out of here!
(Vladimir runs off)
Chef v1.2: Oh no you don’t.
(Chef v1.2 extends his arm grabbing Vladimir’s shirt)
Vladimir:WHAT THE!?
(Chef v1.2 detracts his arm causing Vladimir to be launched into a brick wall and knocked out)
Chef v3: Nice work man!
Chef v1.2: Thanks.
Green M&M: Thank you for saving my purse, is there any way I can repay you?
Chef v1.2: No need ma’am. The happiness of the people I save is all that satisfies me!
Green M&M: Well thank you anyway! I’m gonna tell my husband about you! He’s gonna be so impressed!
(Green M&M runs off)
Chef v2: Wow, you really changed alot since you got rebuilt.
Chef v1.2: True, I guess something inside me is telling me to be a good guy. Anyways, who wants oil fillers?
Chef v2 and Chef v3: ME!
(The three laugh and run off as the epilogue ends)
=== EPILOGUE 6 - RIVAL GANGS! ===
SYNOPSIS - After celebrating winning the robot invasion by having nice mugs of rootbeer, the Butcher Gang runs into the Dastardly Three who just escaped from prison and the gangs instantly do not like each other.
(The Butcher Gang are seen in Sportsters bar chugging a whole bunch of root beers)
Charley: Aw man, those root beers hit the spot!
Barley: True!
Edgar: I LOOOOVE ROOTBEER!
(The three drink their glasses)
Charley: Alright purple guy, give us another round!
Dave Miller: I can’t.
Charley: … What the hell do you mean you can’t?
Dave Miller: You ink hogs drunk every bottle of root beer in the building!
Barley: Well then go buy some more!
Dave Miller: Shipments don’t come until next week.
Edgar: What the hell!? We were promised all the root beer we wanted!
Barley: Yeah and this aint all we want, dude.
Dave Miller: I really don’t care. Also, those root beers were not free, you know.
Charley: Well how much do they cost?
Dave Miller: Seeing as you had over 9000 ove them that will be $70,000.
(The Butcher gang gets an 0_0 face)
Dave Miller: So… where’s the money?
Charley: Oh yeah the money well you see uh.. OH MY GOD IS THAT A FLYING PINK HIPPOPOTAMUS!?
Dave Miller: WHERE!?
(Dave turns around)
Dave Miller: I don’t see no Hippo-
(Dave sees that the butcher gang had left)
Dave Miller: … I am so fired.
(It cuts to outside the prison where Dastardly Three come out of a hole)
Boney: Hah! They still don’t know about the hole under the bed.
Bett: True. Man the law system is so stupid.
Goombar: Can’t agree more buddy.
(The three then walk off)
Boney: So boys, now that we are free men for like the umpteenth time, what do you wanna do now?
Goombar: We can rob a house?
Boney: Yeah no that is not happening again. I still get horrible flashbacks from those encounters.
(Boney remembers the time the three raided Sunny’s, Coconut Fred’s, and The Blind Veteran’s houses and the chaos that ensued then)
Boney: “shudders” Yeah I think it's best we just stick to small robberies.
Bett: Good point.
(The three get interrupted as they run into Officer Goodman)
Officer Goodman: OW! Watch where you three are going!
Boney: Oop. Sorry sir. W-we promise to be more careful.
Officer Goodman: Yeah you better…. Wait, aren't you supposed to be in prison?
Boney: Um, that’s a good question I uh- BEAT IT BOYS!
(The three run off)
Officer Goodman: Hey HEY!
(Officer Goodman chases after the three. It cuts to outside Sportsters where the Butcher Gang are seen running away)
Charley: Yeah I think it’s safe to say we can NEVER go back there again.
Barley: True!
(Dave Miller runs out the restaurant)
Dave Miller: OI! YOU ASSHOLES OWE ME MONEY!
Edgar: Uh guys I think it's safe to say that WE NEED TO RUN FASTER!
(The three run faster as Dave is on their tail. It cuts to the city crossroads. The Dastardly Three continue being chased by Officer Goodman and the Butcher Gang come running in being chased by Dave Miller)
Boney: TURN THAT WAY!
Barley: GO LEFT!
(The two gangs make a quick turn)
Officer Goodman: OI!
Dave Miller: WAIT WAIT WAIT!
(The two then crash into each other)
Officer Goodman: Watch where you're running, purple man!
Dave Miller: You watch where you're going officer pig!
(The two are interrupted as a car runs into them. The two hold onto each other screaming and they get sent flying and crash into Mr. Jolly’s Chocolate Factory)
Boney: Few, that was close.
Goombar: Glad we managed to get away.
Bett: I’m surprised I ran that fast with my short legs lol.
Charley: And we saved it!
Barley: That guy was close on our tail.
Edgar: It helps to have extra legs to run.
Boney and Charley: Let’s just hope we don’t run into any more jerkwads-
(The two then bump into each other. Boney falls down breaking into pieces and Barley falls down with birds flying around his head as he becomes dizzy)
Charley: OI! Watch where you’re going Bone Head!
Boney: Me watch out? You watch where you're going, primate!
(Charley gets up and Boney reattaches himself)
Barley: Who the hell do you think you are?
Boney: We are the Dastardly Three! We run this block!
Goombar: Who are you dorks? We haven't seen you in town at all.
Charley: We are the butcher gang.
Bett: The Butcher Gang? Hah! That sounds like a team of mascots at a meat shop.
Edgar: Yeah, well what the hell is the Dastardly Three!? It sounds like a weak name.
Boney: Oh shut up Spider, The Dastardly Three is a name that stuck with us for generations.
Charley: Is that so, well I bet you are probably a very weak team.
Boney: What are you saying?
Charley: I’m saying that we’re better than you.
Boney: HAH! Don’t make me laugh. You cartoons can’t do anything that can provoke fear in the enemy.
Charley: Can to!
Boney: Can not!
Charley: Can to!
Boney: Can not! You know what, I know how to settle this. We will see who is the toughest gang in Pensacola! Winner gets to be crowned the best gang!
Charley: Okay then! It is on! It's on like Donkey Kong!
(Donkey Kong then walks up)
Donkey Kong: “ooh ooh ah ah!” (Did someone say my name)
Charley: Oh no I was just saying the phrase “It’s on like Donkey Kong”.
Donkey Kong: “Oooh ooh ooh” (Okay just checking)
(Donkey kong leaves)
Charley: Now where was I? Oh yeah!
(The two gangs angrily face each other as the epilogue ends)
=== EPILOGUE 7 - SHINY AND NEW! ===
=== EPILOGUE 8 - RESTAURANT WARS! ===
SYNOPSIS - The Durr Burger is continuing business as usual, but a person who serves as a competitor to Beef Boss comes in to rub in his new restaurant opening soon.
(It starts off at the Durr Burger. Heart Head is seen getting his meal who Grill Sergeant hands to him)
Grill Sergeant:: Alright, that will be $12.93 please.
Heart Head: Alright.
(Heart Head hands Grill sergeant his money)
Grill Sergeant:: Enjoy your meal sir.
Heart Head: Thank you.
(Heart Head goes to sit down)
Beef Boss: How is business going guys?
Grill Sergeant:: Going a bit better.
Onesie: True.
Beef Boss: Glad to hear. Things have been getting a bit harsh since that Pizza Pete’s Pizza Pit has started being under construction.
(Tomatohead then comes in)
Onesie: Oh, speaking of which, I think that tomato headed guy is coming in right now.
Beef Boss: “sigh” god damn it.
Tomatohead: Hello, Burger Head.
Beef Boss: What the hell do you want, Tomatohead?
Tomatohead: Oh nothing, I just came to see how your dump of a building is doing, before Pizza Pete’s Pizza Pit opens up to the public.
Grill Sergeant:: Nobody cares about your stupid pizza restaurant dude.
Tomatohead: Yeah right, tell that to all of the people who are admiring my building in production.
(The three look in disbelief as people are gathering around looking at Pizza Pete’s Pizza Pit under construction)
Snap: Wow, they are going all out with this building.
Tako: I can agree, really impressive design.
Polygram: I can only imagine if the food is gonna be as good as the building?
Yang (Rabbit): I bet the food will taste good!
Ying: Agreed.
Fatass: True, I'm excited to try some of their pizza.
Moony: Like you need more pizza, fatso.
(Fatass gets angry and punches Moony sending her flying)
Tomatohead: What do you think, Burger Head?
Beef Boss: Oooh big deal. So what if your restaurant gets popular, people still like my burgers.
Tomatohead: They may still like your burgers now, but once Pizza Pete’s Pizza Pit opens to the public, people won't pay money to eat your stupid burgers anymore. Face it Beef Boss, once my restaurant opens, Durr Burger goes in the grinder!
(Beef Boss growls)
Onesie: Hey! You don’t talk to our boss like that!
Grill Sergeant: Yeah! Durr Burger has been serving hungry customers in Pensacola for decades! And if you think your restaurant is gonna shut us down, your wrong.
Onesie: DEAD WRONG!
Tomatohead: Says the dumb blonde Beta male and the girl wearing pajamas.
Onesie: Hey Pajamas are professional clothes too.
Tomatohead: Whatever. They would look better with a pizza theme pattern.
Grill Sergeant: So are you gonna order something or do we have to kick you out.
Tomatohead: Yes I will order. I will take the LAST Durr Burger. To go.
(Beef Boss still angry cooks up a Durr burger and gives it to Tomatohead who snatches it out of his hands and eats it)
Tomatohead: Enjoy your time being number 1, because it won't last forever.
Beef Boss: Yeah just do us a favor and piss off.
Grill Sergeant: Yeah redhead!
Onesie: Yeah!
(Onesie flips off Tomatohead)
Onesie: And take this to go as well!
(Tomatohead laughs as he leaves)
Beef Boss: God I just hate seeing his stupid face.
Grill Sergeant: True, and hey. At least things can’t get any worse.
Beef Boss: Yeah. I’m tired of seeing old enemies.
(Ryth from Infinity Blade then breaks through the door)
Beef Boss: RYTH!?
Onesie: Who?
Ryth: Hello Beef Boss.. it has been a while.
(The epilogue cuts to black. Mustard and ketchup then splatters on the screen and fades away showing the logo to The Restaurant Wars Arc. The logo melts down the wall and the epilogue ends)
=== EPILOGUE 9 - DOUBLE TROUBLE! ===
=== EPILOGUE 10 - SKETCHY PLANS 2! ===
=== EPILOGUE 11 - STRANDED! (CARDGRAIN EDITION) ===
=== EPILOGUE 12 - UNLIKLEY FRIENDS! ===
=== EPILOGUE 13 - THE DREAM VILLAINS! ===
=== EPILOGUE 14 - A NEW MEMBER OF THE TEAM! ===
=== EPILOGUE 15 - WANTON BROTHER... ===