Restaurant City Randomness

Restaurant City Randomness is a concept pilot made during 2017 for what it now known as "Barhambots", featuring 25 clips of 7 of the originally planned Barhambots (4 of whom are still planned) going on random adventures in their lives.
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== Plot Segments ==
# "Lucy Gets Birdpooped On!" Lucy is on a date with Gertorn, and she tells him about herself before a pale-winged trumpeter poops on her leg, which takes her a few seconds to notice. Disgusted, she quickly wipes off her leg before continuing with the date.
# "Luan Loves Josefina!" Josefina gets a love letter from Luan, and is mildly surprised about it.
# "On The Campsite" Nyazik is sitting around a campfire, looking tired, when Larry the Cable Guy shows up and says "Morning, Sleeping Beauty!". to her. Nyazik notices him and asks why he's here.... and when he can leave.
# "Pigeon Trouble" Lucy and Nyazik stare at a picnic table that has been excessively pooped on by several pigeons. Lucy is disgusted while Nyazik remarks she shouldn't have used pigeons for whatever she used them for.
# "My Butt Fell Asleep!" Lucy calls Luan out for taking too long to return to what appears to be a volleyball tournament, and now they're apparently penalized for something, which is making them lose.
# "Faina's Birthday" Ruby gives Faina a plush version of herself, which the latter is delighted by.
# "Josefina's Massage" Josefina gets a message from Konaa Banjopaa (the Japanese version of Connor Banjoper). She feels good as he rubs her abdomen.
# "Follow The Red Dot." The video tells the viewer to watch the a dot travel through a maze while music plays in the background. Before the red dot can make it to the end of the maze (or even that section of the maze), Luan jumps out of nowhere and screams at the viewer as a jumpscare prank.
# "Ruby's Armpit Hair" Ruby grows armpit hair in a similar fashion to Dennis (the assassin from the first Spongebob movie) growing a moustache.
# "Luan's New Year's Kiss" At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day, Connor Banjoper and Blaze the Cat attempt to have a New Year's kiss, but Luan gets in the way before they can make contact, to the surprise of both of them.
# "Puke In The Mouth" Lucy, Luan, & Nyazik are watching an episode of "MAD", which then shows the moment Cookie Monster puked directly into Count Von Count's mouth, which appalls all 3 Barhambots.
# "Returning The Money" We see Maurice from "The Catcher In The Rye" getting arrested for mugging Holden Caulfield. As Rags and Nyazik watch, Rags decides to return the money Maurice stole to Holden. She'll just take the bus.
# "Bulldozer" Basically that moment in "The Loud House" where Luan sleep-jokes about sleeping bulls, only with Luan the Fox instead of Luan Loud.
# "Hi, Mailman!" A mailman opens the mailbox to find Luan hiding inside of it. As Luan says hi, the mailman runs away in fear, to which Luan says she'll see him the next day.
# "Ruby's Babies" A random man notices a box of pink weasels in front of him. When he picks one of them up, Ruby orders him to get away from them before attacking him offscreen.
# "Ticklish Lucy" Luan tickles Lucy's armpits with a power drill.
# "Don't Provoke Faina!" A man notices a sign put on Faina's back, reading "Slap me!". Not suspecting a thing, the man decides to do so, which results in Faina attacking him offscreen.
# "Calendar Thief" W. H. Whittaker is in prison (presumably for his actions in "Iron Jawed Angels"), and Luan tells him a joke about a thief who stole a calendar and got a year in jail for it.
# "Accidental Privacy Invasion" A host of something is presenting the prize for whoever wins whatever challenge they're in. He exclaims "Behold!" before opening the curtain revealing Ruby in her bathtub. Ruby orders him to leave her alone, to which the host doesn't hesitate to obey. The host nervously chuckles "Whoopsie." before exclaiming "Now, behold!", opening the curtain again, revealing the real prize to be a 2013 Porsche Cayenne.
# "Luan & Faina Watch Sesame Street." (Yes. You read that right. But, don't worry, it's not what it sounds like.) Luan shows Faina an episode of Sesame Street, which the latter is reluctant to watch, but the former tells her "Just watch.". They watch the episode until one of the characters shouts "Allahu Akbar!" before we hear an explosion on the TV. Faina is quite pleased with what she saw.
# "Go For The Throat!" Ruby is in the middle of a fight with a dodo bird, when she throws him onto the ground and reminds him how he loses every night he tries to fight her. She mentions crushing his wing before threatening to cut his throat.
# "Clogs" Luan and a plumber are looking at a clogged toilet. The plumber remarks it's the biggest crap he's ever seen, and Luan suggests that he makes more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory.
# "Lucy's Lung Capacity" Lucy tells Luan, Rags, & Nyazik about how her lung capacity is extraordinarily large.
# "Restaurant City Bikini Models" Nyazik and Josefina pose as bikini models on a runway while LMFAO's "Sexy & I Know It!" plays.
# "Luan's Driving Test" Corentin Blancheur (the French version of Connor Banjoper) narrates Luan taking her driving test, noting how it is the last one of the year. As he informs the viewers of how Luan will have to take another year of driving school if she fails this test, he notices the car she's driving approaching him, and he has minimal time to react as the car reaches him and runs him over, destroying the camera as well, thus ending the video (apart from the credits).
== Characters ==
=== Main/Major ===
* Lucy the Cat
* Luan the Fox
* Rags the Raccoon
* Faina the Cheetah
* Ruby the Weasel
* Nyazik the Mouse (Now known as Nyazik Belgiumouse)
* Josefina the Squirrel (Now known as Josefina O'Rava)
=== Supporting/Minor ===
* Connor Banjoper
* Gertorn the Grizzly Bear
* Larry the Cable Guy
* Konaa Banjopaa (The Japanese version of Connor Banjoper)
* Blaze the Cat
* Count Von Count ("MAD" Version)
* Barhamsville Police Department
** Two unnamed officers.
* Maurice Panderson
* Unnamed mailman
* Lambert Gardner
* Several pink weasels
* Gregory Sidirov
* W. H. Whittaker
* Unnamed gameshow host
* Elmo (Sesame Street) - {VOICE ONLY}
* Abby Cadaby - {VOICE ONLY}
* Some guy who shouted "Allahu Akbar!" - {VOICE ONLY}
* Unnamed non-anthropomorphic dodo bird
* Unnamed plumber
* The members of LMFAO - {VOICES ONLY}
* Corentin Blancheur - {VOICE ONLY}
=== Absent, But Mentioned ===
* Sharon the Cat (Indirectly)
* Those pigeons that pooped on that table
* Holden Caulfield (Very indirectly)
== Trivia ==
* Connor Banjoper made this video for a project that he hoped to do in TV & Media class.
** Unfortunately, he didn't have that class again for 11th grade, like he did in 10th grade, and he wouldn't get it again until 12th grade, and by that time, it was too late because the video was made in 2017, and Connor Banjoper started 12th grade in 2018.
* There are a total of 25 clips in this film.
* This video features Nyazik the Mouse and Josefina the Squirrel, who are two characters originally planned to be among the Barhambots, but got changed due to Connor Banjoper changing his plans in 2019 and the early 2020s. Nyazik and Josefina are now an inflatable animal and a mannequinimal respectively.
* The clips in this video are mainly animations of pre-existing voice clips from the cast Connor Banjoper intended to use for the Barhambots.
** Some of these clips were partially animated in Garry's Mod, while others were fully in 2D.
* Some of these clips are canon, while others are not.
** The ones that have been confirmed to be canon are: "Lucy Gets Birdpooped On!", "Faina's Birthday", "Follow The Red Dot.", "Ruby's Armpit Hair", "Puke In The Mouth" (minus Nyazik being there), "Bulldozer", "Hi, Mailman!", "Ticklish Lucy" (minus the power drill part), "Don't Provoke Faina!" (though only the fact that Faina attacks anyone who lays a hand on her is canon), "Accidental Privacy Invasion", "Luan & Faina Watch Sesame Street.", "Lucy's Lung Capacity" (minus Nyazik being there), & "Luan's Driving Test".
** The ones with Nyazik and Josefina in them can no longer be considered canon, as Nyazik and Josefina have been changed to be an inflatable animal and a mannequinimal respectively.
* The first one, "Lucy Gets Birdpooped On!", was the only clip made in 2016, as it was made 5 months prior to Connor Banjoper acquiring the idea to create RCR.
* The bird that poops on Lucy is a pale-winged trumpeter.
* Gertorn the Grizzly Bear is the only male Barhambot to appear in this video, and only appears in the first clip.
** Gertorn has no lines in this video.
* According to the calendar in the background in "Faina's Birthday", Faina's birthday is said to be May 31st. However, this most likely won't be true, as Connor Banjoper has chosen to base her birthday on the day she's manufactured in the real world (and Heaven knows when that will be).
* If you listen closely, you'll notice that the music that plays in the background of the red dot maze clip is an 8-bit version of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Taking Care Of Business".
* The red dot maze used in this video actually already had a jumpscare in it prior to Connor Banjoper editing it.
** Connor Banjoper was completely unaware of this until after he finished the whole project.
* The part where Connor Banjoper attempts to share a New Year kiss with Blaze the Cat most likely takes place in 2017, as Connor Banjoper had broken up with Blaze later that year.
** However, Luan the Fox would not come into existence until the 2020s, so this would contradict the actual events in the timeline.
*** It's also possible, however, that Luan found a way to travel back in time to New Year's Eve/Day, 2016-2017 to steal a kiss from Connor Banjoper, making it possible for him to recognize her based on the fact he designed her in July 2016.
* In the "Puke In The Mouth" clip, Nyazik's line: "Oh my gosh, that's so disturbing!" was actually from Mila Kunis, the voice of Meg Griffin (from Family Guy), but her voice sounded close enough to Olivia Olson that Connor Banjoper decided to use it.
** Similarly, the clip where Luan says hello to the mailman uses Tom Kenny's voice clip of Spongebob saying "Hi, Mailman!" with the pitched raised high enough to sound like Cristina Pucelli's voice for Luan Loud.
* Ruby doesn't actually have babies at this time, but that will probably change at some point in the future.
* The part where Luan tickles Lucy with a power drill was based on Connor Banjoper's idea of how to tickle a Blazembu-made animal robot.
** He eventually just decided it could be done the same way for an organic anthropomorphic animal.
* It is unknown who put the "Slap me!" sign on Faina's back.
** It could've possibly been Luan, as she is known for pulling pranks, including ones like that.
* The car revealed by the game host is a 2013 Porsche Cayenne that Connor Banjoper took a picture of in late 2015.
* One of the pictures of Connor Banjoper during the end credits was taken when Connor Banjoper was 13, as pointed out by a caption next to said picture.
== References ==
* "Morning, Sleeping Beauty!" was also heard in the first Cars movie, where Mater (voiced by Larry the Cable Guy) says it to Lightning McQueen upon first seeing him.
* The part where Nyazik asks Larry the Cable Guy what brings him there (and when he can leave) is a reference to the Phineas & Ferb episode "Skiddley Whiffers", where Dr. Doofenshmirtz pretends to be a hippie who's visiting his daughter Vanessa (voiced by Olivia Olson, the same person who voices Nyazik) and her friends at the campground.
* Another reference to Phineas & Ferb is the part where pigeons poop on the picnic table, where Nyazik tells Lucy the exact same thing Vanessa Doofenshmirtz tells her father when his own pigeons turn on him in "Tree To Get Ready".
* The clip where Ruby grows her armpit hair is very similar to the scene in the first Spongebob Squarepants movie, where Dennis grows his moustache.
* The show Lucy, Luan, and Nyazik are watching in the "Puke In The Mouth" clip is an episode of "MAD" titled "Mouse MD", where Mickey Mouse is portrayed as a tough-spirited doctor with little patience (no pun intended).
* The man being arrested in "Returning The Money" is Maurice from "The Catcher In The Rye". He is being arrested for mugging Holden Caulfield (and also solicitation of prostitution, but mostly the mugging).
* Maurice says the same thing Randy Marsh says when he's being arrested in the South Park episode: "The Losing Edge".
* The clip where Luan is sleep-joking about sleeping bulls being bulldozers is basically just a reanimation of the part in the episode of "The Loud House" titled "Making The Case", where Lincoln secretly films his sisters for a school project.
* The clip with Luan saying hi to the mailman is a remake of the opening scene of the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Chocolate With Nuts", with Tom Kenny's voice pitch being raised to sound similar to Cristina Puccelli's voice.
* The man in the prison cell is W. H. Whittaker, as that is Connor Banjoper's way of punishing him for his actions depicted in "Iron Jawed Angels".
* The part where the host accidentally opens the curtain on Ruby in the bathtub is a reanimation of the part in the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Neptune's Spatula", where King Neptune makes a similar mistake while revealing Atlantis to Spongebob.
* The Sesame Street episode Luan makes Faina watch is a meme based on the episode where the cast performs their own alphabet song, where Abby Cadaby says "A is for-" before being interrupted by a man shouting "Allahu Akbar!" before cutting to footage of an explosion.
* The plumber's remark about the contents inside the toilet is the same remark Randy Marsh makes about his own feces in "More Crap" (a South Park episode), and Luan's remark about how it makes more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory was a voice line taken from "Sleuth Or Consequences" (an episode of The Loud House).
* The clip where Lucy tells Luan, Rags, & Nyazik about her lung capacity is based on an episode of the Ridonculous Race titled "Brazilian Pain Forest".
* The clip where Luan takes her driving test is an obvious reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "No Free Rides", where the French narrator is run over by Spongebob after being in the direction the boat is heading towards.
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