Smack Sea Prawns

Smack Sea Prawns are decapod crustaceans belonging to the sub-order Roflbranchiata. The term prawn is also used in various contexts for other animals, especially caridean shrimp. They are found in the area of planet ROFL known as the Smack Sea, and only seem to come in one species - the ugly roasted sea creature. They are commonly known for infuriating those who excessively make use of leet-speak, hence the creature's name being a pun on the term schmexy pr0nz.
==Attack method==
The attack method of smack sea prawns is to mislead someone into believing their sexy porn (Or as the victims refer to it, schmexy pr0nz) is within spitting distance of being easily downloadable with no roadblocks. Then, at the last minute, the files are replaced with an image of a gathering of these creatures, which causes a chemical to be released in excessive amounts in the victim's brain, which drives them absolutely mad. Because, let's face it, no one wants to masturbate in time to an ugly roasted sea creature all goddamn day...
A variation of the occurrences has been noted involving IWAY Cookies turning into "Highway Cookies".
There is an edible version, with very bad consequences, such as:
*Urge to eat Highway Cookies with Hot Sauce
*Urge to destroy a NES cartridge
*Vomiting
*Urge to download The Really Sucky Virus
*Urge to view Touhou pr0nz
*Bladder overflow/Potential Bladder Cancer
*Urge to speak Engrish
*Gibberish
*Become Lazy
*Food Poisoning (Rare, but could happen)
*Death (Only 1 out of 10 experience this, but it's deadly)
*Urge to sing "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen
*Urge to upgrade to Windows Vista (Windows 8 if variant)
*Crazy Eyes (Variant in AceOfSpadesProduc100's world)
*Gets the Spinning Leek Virus (Whismurlover's world)
The only cure is to eat medicine-flavored IWAY Cookies, but they can turn into Highway Cookies if you ate the variant version.
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