Total Drama Neighborhood: Canada Style

Welcome. Look at me. Now look at your pathetic self. Now wish you were Cameron. Alas, he isn't here but the camp goes on anyway. Total Drama Neighborhood. Now look back at Camp Wawanakwa, then back here. Then move this from the typical USA to Canada. Now bite a part of your taco from Taco Bell and sign-up. Beware of twists- Cinnamon Twists, of course! Or is that what I mean...?
==Sign-Ups (UP TO 24, 3 per User)==
1. Duke - The Loyal Planner - TF
2. Daisy - The Unlucky Sidekick - TF
3. Hunter - The Know-It-All - TF
4. Bruce - The Batman Cosplayer - Phy
5. Jason - The Guy with the Sweet Stache...and is defiantly not Scott - Phy
6. Brendan - The Calculating Guy - Phy
7. Danielle - The Nice Nerd - Fake Second eliminated in: "Trust Me"
8. Wes- The wise guy- Wes Holden
9. Jake - The Atheletic Idiot - Fake
10. George - The Rude Stratigist - Fake First eliminated, 25th, in: "Friendship Isn't Magic"
11. Dawna - The Dumb Klutz - Dawn
12. Austin - The Friendly Gay Guy - Dianted
13. Caroline - The One With Nature - Dianted
14. Cindy Ivy - The Chick With 'Tude - Dianted
15. Cloey - The Girlfriend - Dawn
16. Dike - The Boyfriend - Dawn Third quit in: "Trust Me"
17. Dreyk - The Informed - Blake
18. Elle - The Organized Strategist - Blake
19. Kira - The Goody-Two-Shoes - Rebel
20. Frank - The Helpful Vegetarian - Rebel
21. Shelby - The Technology Geek - Rebel
22. Cassie - The Dumb Blonde - SoaringSpirits
23. Crissie - The Smart Blonde - SoaringSpirits
24. Devyn - The Chilled Hipster - SoaringSpirits
25. Ezekiel - The Homeschooled - Teamnoah123 (Debuter)
26. Cooper - The Evil Orange Cat - Wes Holden (Debuter)
27. Violet - The Smart Jerk - XxSolarEclipsexX (Debuter)
28. Wayne - The Protective Friend - Blaze (Debuter)
==Elimination Table==
# 	Merge?	Contestant	Team 	Eliminated In:
28th 	No 	George 	Hamsters	Friendship isn't Magic
27th 	No 	Danielle 	Fighters	Trust Me...
26th 	No 	Dike 	Oblivion	Trust Me...
25th 	No 	Cloey 	Hamsters	The Traitor?
24th 	No 	Devyn 	Fighters	The Traitor?
23rd 	No 	Jake 	Oblivion	Hate is in the Air...or is that Bacon?
22nd 	No 	Cassie 	Fighters	Dangan Ronpa It Up!
Returns	N/A 	Wes 	Hamsters	Unlucky Number Seven
21st 	No 	Ezekiel 	Hamsters	The Truth about Dodgerock
20th 	No 	Elle 	Hamsters	The Truth about Dodgerock
19th 	No 	Bruce 	Hamsters	The Return of Morgan Freeman
18th 	No 	Dawna 	Oblivion	Come Forth!
17th 	No 	Dreyk 	Hamsters	Saionji Quotes
16th 	No 	Shelby 	Oblivion	Saionji Quotes
15th 	No 	Frank 	Fighters	Saionji Quotes
14th 	No 	Crissie 	Oblivion	The Honesty
13th 	No 	Brendan 	Fighters	The Honesty
12th 	No 	Jason 	Oblivion	The Honesty
11th 	Yes 	Austin 	Oblivion	HEYEAYEAYEA
10th 	Yes 	Hunter 	Oblivion	HEYEAYEAYEA
9th 	Yes 	Wayne 	Fighters	Prizes, Surprises, & Demises
==Debuter Contest (CLOSED)==
Ex:
Bob - The Guy - BobTheUserMan
#Violet - The Smart Jerk - XxSolarEclipsexX
#Ivy - The Chick With 'Tude - Dianted
#Dante - The Kid With Problems/ The One in The Cancelled Season - NanoPower512
#Zac - The King of the Zactastics - Fyrexx
#Wayne - The Protective Friend - Blaze
#Edwin - The Fat Jock - WeAllLikeOwen&Dakota
#Cooper- The Evil Orange Cat - Wes Holden
#Dusk - The Goof - Dawntdrotifan
#B - The Silent One - TF (He won't win he's just there because why not and to provide examples)
==Interns (Ask me if you want to be one, up ==
#Mike - The Taco Vending Man who swims a lot - SkullKidX
#Mason - The Smug Injury-Prone - TF
#Hanamura - The Perverted Flirt - XxSolarEclipsexX
==Teams==
Team 1 - Jake
Team 2 - Danielle, Cloey (swapped)
Team 3 -  George, Dike (swapped), Devyn
The New Team Oblivion: Scott, Shelby, Dawna
The New Hazel Heroic Hamsters: Elle, Dreyk,  Bruce,  Ezekiel
The New Frantic Fighters: Brendan, Crissie, Frank,
Mergers: Austin, Caroline, Cooper, Daisy, Duke, Hunter, Ivy, Kira, Violet, Wayne, Wes
==Playa des Losers==
Chris: Only mergers & the last two eliminated before the merge are here! Everyone else is still back home! So, welcome Austin, Hunter, Jason, & Brendan!
Austin: This place is nice. Nice seeing you Hunter, Brendan, Jason... and of course Jason's stache.
Hunter: We got here together, no need for formalities. <.<
Austin: *Shrugs* Just trying to be nice. And I'm surprised you quit... did you-- umm.. uh... why did you? I'm glad you're here with me, but I'm surprised....
Brendan: *drinks Orange Juice* Meh I'm glad I made the right decision...Quitting that game and all the stress and pain go away!
Hunter: Exactly as Brendan stated.
Daisy: *arrives for a day* Brendan! *runs to him and hugs him* Yay, you're alright! :D
Austin: Oh well, to be honest, I'm glad. *Kisses Hunter on le cheek*
Brendan: Well hello there Daisy. How are you doing?
==Episode 1: Friendship Isn't Magic==
Chris: I'm back from being a zombie! Thanks Duke! NOW I'M FORCING YOU TO COMPETE!
Duke: Wait? This is my reward? *sighs* Then again, you are Chris so...
Chris: Exactly.
Wes: This blows
Bruce: Chris...I need to call Alfred so he can bring me some of his world famous Bat-Cookies!
Dawna : yA wEll oK
Chris: WHO'S READY FOR TEAMS!
Dreyk: Not me. >.>
Cloey : I dunno
Dike : Omg Random Girl I LOVE YOU!! *Makes Out with Cloey*
Wes: As long as I'm on the good one.
Chris: THE TEAMS ARE:
Team 1 - Duke, Hunter, Jason, Jake, Crissie, Austin, Elle, Kira
Team 2 - Bruce, Danielle, Dreyk, Cindy, Dike, Frank, Cassie, Dawna
Team 3 - Daisy, Brendan, George, Cloey, Caroline, Wes, Shelby, Kevyn
Chris: The challenge is to: Pick Team Captains, Pick a Team Name, Team Logo (one of the older logos in an actual TD), and Team Color- while working as a team! Worst team is sent to boot someone off, got it? *they all nod, slowly* LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
==Team 1 Challenge==
Jason: *twirls his stache* So any good idea's guys?
Crissie: We should be team Oblivion!
Austin: That actually sounds pretty cool. For my suggestions... I'm not sure. I've never been that creative.
Elle: How about...the Screaming Gaffers logo?
Duke: I think that works just fine. So, who's up with being captain? Any volunteers?
Elle: I think you should be captain, Duke. You were pretty good in past seasons.
Duke: Thanks, Elle. I could be captain if no one else wants to be one?
Elle: I guess not.
Duke: Alright, so, um, any color ideas guys?
Chris: Hurry up losers. <.<
Elle: I dunno...silver?
Duke: Silver sounds perfect. Any objections?
Elle: So...Team Oblivion, silver, Duke, and Screaming Gaffers.
Jason: Sounds good to me. *combs his mustache*
Chris: Alright so Team Elle & Duke because no one else does anything- I mean Team Oblivion is finished!
==Team 2 Challenge==
Dawna : hUh fOR sUm ReAsOn I WANt tO SaY Twerking Rarity's
Bruce: Team Batman!
Cindy: No... I was thinking, I would make a good captain, the... Frantic Fighters, the Killer Grip's logo, and... yellow. Does anybody have any other suggestions or objections?
Dike: *Sobbing* uh well ok *Continues Sobbing* I MISS CLOEY!!
Cassie: Team Mushache<3
Dreyk: I think I should be captain, but I think the Killer Grip's logo works. Any disagreements? Yellow is...okay. Any other suggestions?
Chris: Hurry up losers. <.<
Dreyk: Shut up, Chris. We're using the Killer Grip's logo, the Frantic Fighters works, and I, personally, choose light coral for our color. Does anybody disagree?
Bruce: Fine by me *practices throwing batarangs*
CIndy: Fine I guess.
Dreyk: Chris! We're done! (CONF) Hey, I wouldn't fight if someone disagreed with me. I don't want to be a target.
Chris: AND THE FRANTIC FIGHTERS HAVE ALSO FINISHED!
==Team 3 Challenge==
Wes:how about the Killer Grips logo
Caroline: Team captain? Hmm... maybe Brendan? He seems oddly enjoyable. Name? The-- well none of the names I can come up with are any good. Logo? Hmm... the Heroic Hamsters's logo. It was so fantastic! And color? Green of course. What about you guys? What would you all like? As he said work as a team.
Devyn: Team ABC, Heroic Hamsters, Lime Green or Turquoise.
Brendan:....As a team we would do better if someone other than me was in charge...I'm just not that interested in a leadership role.
Wes: The Bronze Brainy Apes will go with the killer grips logo*
Cloey : *Sobbing* I...like...Caroline's idea *Sobbing even louder*
Daisy: I like Caroline's idea too.
Brendan: I liked...most of it. So is anyone interested in being captain?
Wes: Can we do the color as hazel so it the Hazel Heroic Hamesters
Chris: Hurry up losers. <.<
Caroline: Well, hazel or green would and could work I guess. It's up to everyone else.
Wes: i say hazel
Daisy: I'm okay with whatever anyone picks! It's not in my mind to make decisions. *smiles*
Caroline: Okay, I have to admit... I guess Hazel would look better. So, okay. We can do this.
Chris: What's the team name?
Wes:Hazel Heroic Hamster
Chris: AND THE HAZEL HEROIC HAMSTERS IT IS!
==Results==
Chris: AND IN FIRST PLACE, IT'S THE FRANTIC FIGHTERS! And the last team safe is...Team Oblivion because it isn't a total rip-off of an already made team. <.< Have fun at elimination, Hazel Heroic Hamsters! HOWEVER, you may chat for a while and decide who to eliminate. ALSO REMEMBER, THERE'S AN IDOL IN PLAY! Every day someone secret will get a hint to where it is- BUT, I won't say who it is. Good luck losers. See ya at the campfire tonight.
==Oblivion Chat==
Duke: I think we did good, guys. At least enough to escape elimination.
Elle: Only because of the Hazel Heroic Hamsters. We need to try harder.
Duke: Oh yeah, I guess you do have a point. If we're lucky, they'll screw up again, but we can't depend on luck with the plans.
Austin: I know I wasn't very helpful in the challenge, sorry about that. But I can do better from now on... or at least I sure hope so.
Hunter: It's fine...didn't really do much either.
==Fighters Chat==
Dreyk: Congrats, guys! (CONF) Thanks to my amazing leadership, we won! Not a surprise.
Cindy: Thanks! You didn't do too bad yourself.
Dreyk: Well...thanks?
Cindy: You're welcome... I'm pretty sure.
==Hamsters Chat==
Wes: whatever, we did kinda rip of the screamin gophers
Caroline: Umm.. you chose the team name, without teamwork. And cost us the challenge. Do you really expect to still be in this competition after this?
Wes  if i remeber corecctly you came up tihe the name 
Brendan: No. Caroline suggested the Heroic Hamster's Logo...not the name.
Wes: it wanst my idea totally. i dun know why I'm getting blamed
Caroline: Because if If I am correct, you were the one that told everyone that, that was going to be the name.
Wes: you werent clear. so coommuntication was our downfall. Thx
Caroline: I was perfectly clear. I mean, we were doing fine as a team. And then you probably should have checked with everyone else, here, before selecting that name.
Daisy: Um...*just goes quiet*
Wes: at least i did something. You gusy are a bunch of jerks
Chris: As stated before, welcome Ezekiel.
==Elimination Ceremony 1 - Hazel Heroic Hamsters==
Chris: Well, we obviously know who's at fault here. George, who did nothing. Caroline, for her awful communication. And finally, Wes, for his awful listening. We have a Peanut Gallery to watch. Vote in the confessionals. You have twenty minutes.
Wes: (CONF) I vote George
Caroline: (CONF) Chris, I hate to cause issues or problems, but I didn't have awful communication. And I vote Wes, as he should have waited for the rest of the team to state the final opinion. (END CONF)
Brendan: (CONF) Who I'm voting for... it's simple really. We all could've done a better job working as a team...but Wes...eh not the best move calling you teammates jerks.
Daisy: (CONF) Um, no one told me what to do...I panic when I don't know what to do. *panicks and accidentally votes George*
Chris: Well, luckily I prepared for it! ZEKE! YOU JUST JOINED SO- YOU GET TO DECIDE WHO GOES! Wes or George?
Ezekiel: *thrown out of bushes by Chef, lands with a hard thud on the ground* Oww....Yo yo yo, what's going on, eh!? I vote George.
Chris: CHEF WAS HERE? IT'S BEEN SO LONG *Breaks down crying then remembers he's on camera* That is what you call acting. Anyway, George. GTFO. You've been eliminated. Also the symbol this time are churros! So churros for all but George. The escort of shame time. *escorts carry the angry George away* You're all safe. For now. Head back to your camps and know there will be a double elimination tomorrow. Ezekiel is on this team. So enjoy your night.
Wes: (Conf) They threw the challenge to try to get me out. didn't work for them and one of there allies went home instead. complete fial on theri part.
==Peanut Gallery==
Chris: OK so just watch the elimination and all the votes from here.
Jason: *watches the ceremony as he strokes his moustache*
Dreyk: Who do you guys think is going home?
Duke: My money's on Wes or George, I guess.
Elle:  Probably Wes. I heard commotion in their part of the neighborhood.
Hunter: I heard the shouting from where we were...Caroline might go, or Wes.
Jason: Yeah did you hear him calling his teammates jerks? Not the smartest move before a vote.
Duke: Wouldn't be what I'd have in mind before a vote. He should have saved it until after, if he wanted more of a chance to survive...
Elle: Personally, from my experience, people tend to hold grudges.
Hunter: True...
Austin: Yes, grudges. The worst thing, since bread that wasn't sliced.
Duke: So...how's life, guys?
Dreyk:  Fine. I'm glad we won.
Bruce: I'm Batman! *vanishes into the bushes*
Chris: Also, meet Ezekiel. He's our debuter. Yeah, we're having double elimination tonight, but he was a good employee so...yeah.
Ezekiel: Glad to be here, eh. Aboot time I got back into the game. Sorry I was gone for a few years, spent some time in the military. But that didn't change the Zekemister!
Dawna : wELl I KiNdA wISh iT dId cUz your sO *Falls over bench* 
Kira: *helps up Dawna* Are you okay?
==Episode 2 - Trust Me...==
Chris: By that sappy title, you can tell what this challenge is about, huh?
Shelby: *shrugs and plays games on phone* Maybe.
Chris: DONUT POST WHILE I MAKE THE PAIRS!
Chris: OK the pairs are: Duke & Elle, Hunter & Austin, Jason & Kira, and Crissie & Jake for Oblivion
Dreyk & Cindy, Bruce & Dawna, Dike & Danielle, and Frank & Cassie for Fighters
Daisy & Brendan, Caroline & Wes, Kevyn & Ezekiel, and Shelby & Cloey for Hazel Heroic Hamsters
Chris: Just chat for about five minutes, while I answer some fan mail.
===Duke & Elle===
Duke: Hey teammate. Ready for the challenge?
Elle: Definitely.
Duke: OK, good luck to us.
Elle: Same.
Chris: OK, so...hmm...*throws Elle into a torture room where she has to watch Trey make out with people, while tied up* Duke, open the door, turn off the TV, and untie her ropes within four lines before my lava bucket begins to drop. You CAN leave her in there for a prize and just walk away. Elle, do you trust Duke? 4 lines or a walk-out.
Elle: I'm over him. Get me out.
Duke: Got it. *opens door*
*in that moment lava buckets begin to drop all around Elle, as a radioactive rat begins to run towards her to infect her*
Elle: What the hell? Chris! Duke! Help!
Duke: I'm coming! You can handle the TV over the rat, right? Yeah...*knocks away the rat*
Elle: Yeah, I mean, I'm over him!
Duke: That's good. Makes this easier. *lava bucket drops on his right hand, severely burning him* Ouch! Stupid Chris...*tries to untie Elle with his left hand*
Elle: Duke! Are you okay?
Duke: I'll be fine. You're first priority right now. *manages to untie Elle, while trying to ignore the pain of his right hand*
Lava buckets stop dropping
Elle: We have to get you to the infirmary.
Duke: I'll be fine...*nervously laughs while trying to hide the pain* Come on, let's get out of here.
Elle: Alright, but I'm still taking you to the infirmary, Duke.
Duke: Alright...let's just go before Chris does anything else. *Walks away, while putting right hand in his pocket, still burning*
===Hunter & Austin===
Austin: Hey, dude.
Hunter: Hey.
Austin: So, what's up?
Chris: *pushes Hunter off a plane into a steep ocean, where he can't swim any more* Austin, save Hunter! Or walk out on him, leave him to die, and win a prize. Your choice, dude. Hunter, do you trust Austin? (4 lines or a walk-out)
Austin: Hunter! No! *Swims to save Hunter* (1) Dude, I'm coming!
Austin: Getting there! *Swims to save Hunter* (2)
Hunter: *drowning* I CAN'T SWIM THIS FAR!
Austin: YES YOU CAN! YOU CAN DO IT! I'M ALMOST THERE! IT'S OKAY! *Swims to save Hunter* (3)
Austin: *Swims to save Hunter* (4) Hunter! Your safe! *Hugs him tightly* We're safe. Yay. Hehe. Woo!
Hunter: Yay!
Austin: *Panting heavily* I-- that was too much swimming. This water's too cold. I just wanna-- *Passes out still hugging Hunter*
===Jason & Kira===
Kira: Hey there. *smiles*
Jason: Hello. What's up?
Kira: I'm just thinking...how does Chris have fan mail?
Jason: *scratches his stache as he thinks* That is a good question.
Kira: *mimicks Jason* I never thought people actually liked him.
Jason: He probably forced some interns to write the fan mail or something.
Kira: *laughs* Either way, he's still not popular.
Chris: Kira, your mother is one of the people who sent me fan mails. :)
Kira: Well, duh. She has to, it's in my contract.
Chris: *ties Kira up next to a serial killer in a Janitor's Closet* JASON! YOU MUST CHOOSE TO SAVE KIRA OR WALK-OUT ON HER AND LEAVE HER TO DIE FOR A PRIZE! 4 LINES OR A WALK-OUT! Kira, can you trust Jason? (4 lines or a walk-out)
Kira: GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! *takes deep breaths*
Jason: I will never abandon a teammate! *runs to the Janitor's Closet*
Kira: I CAN'T BREATHE! *grabs serial killer to push the walls*
Jason: *unlocks the door using his mustache* I'm here to save you Kira!
Kira: *coughs* Is the world getting darker or is it just me?
Jason: *pushes the Serial Killer out of the way* Come on let's get out of here. *unties Kira*
Kira: *breathes* Thanks..
Jason: Don't mention it. Now let's go before the killer wakes up! *leaves the Closet*
Kira: *follows Jason*
Jason: So...are we done?
===Jake & Crissie===
Crissie: Hello Jake...
===Dreyk & Cindy===
Dreyk: Uh, hi?
Cindy: Hi, I'm pretty sure.
Dreyk: So...how are ya?
Cindy: Good. You?
Dreyk: Yeah, I'm fine.
Cindy: That's... good.
Chris: *ties up Dreyk and puts him in a torture room where he's forced to be beat up by his abusive, drunk uncle. Cindy save Dreyk or walk-out on him for a special prize. Also lava buckets will begins to fall in five minutes. Dreyk, can you trust Cindy?
Dreyk: Not really...
Dreyk's Uncle: *beats up Dreyk* I ALWAYS HATED YOU, YOU INSULT TO THE FAMILY!
Cindy: *Runs to go save Dreyk* I don't think he deserves to be tortured... I think. (2)
Dreyk: See? At least Cindy is nice!
Dreyk's Uncle: SHUT UP YOU SACK OF ******* *Uses knife to cut Dreyk's eye*
Cindy: *Runs to save Dreyk* (2)
Dreyk: *screams and kicks knife out of his hand*
Cindy: *Runs to save Dreyk* (3)
Dreyk: Untie me now!
Dreyk's Uncle: *beats Dreyk on the head* GOOD-FOR-NOTHING IDIOT!
Dreyk: Idiot >.>
Cindy: *Runs to save Dreyk* (4) Dreyk! What the--? Uncle? *Sees Dreyk all bloody and gross* Dreyk? *Sees uncle* You're goin' down, fool! 'Cause I know, kung fu! *Does some stuff and knocks the uncle out, then unties Dreyk a minute after, panting* 
Dreyk: Thanks. *gasps for air* Get me to an infirmary. 
Cindy: Welcome. Now we should, uhhh... get you to that place you were talking about I guess. *Lifts Dreyk up* Huh. Not as heavy as I thought you would be. *Starts walking with Dreyk*
===Bruce & Dawna===
Dawna : wUt r wE sUPPoSeD 2 dOo
Bruce:.....Chat until further instructions...
Dawna : wUt dO U dO u dO
Bruce: Just wait I guess. *practices his roundhouse kicks*
Dawna : aRe yOu cAtMaN oRe sUMthIng?
Bruce: I'm the Dark Knight. The protector of this here Neighborhood. I protect it from villains like Chris, Aquaman, and worst of all...AMY! Also where is Mr. Fox...I need my new suit prepared!
Dawna : hOo iS thIS aMY u spEAK oF
Bruce: Amy...is the most evil person that I have ever encounter. And to this very day...she eludes justice! But I will track her down someday!
Dawna :Well that's interesting
Chris: *ties Bruce up, where he's forced to watch Penguin conquer the world while slowly being affected by Joker's Laughing Gas* Dawna, save Bruce or walk-out on him! Just watch out for the laughing gas. ;) (4 lines)
​Dawna : um HaRd decision
Bruce: *showing no fear* Not that hard really...if you decide not to help me, you risk elimination.
*Laughing gas reaches Bruce*
Bruce: *yawns* Stupid bad guys! I took some Bat-Anti-Laughing Gas Pills before the challenge!
Dawna : *Goes to Save Bruce*
Bruce: *tries to reach his utility belt*
Laughing Gas: *reaches Dawna, as it destroys Bruce's only suit, slowly*
Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my suit! I need this or Alfred will punish me!
Dawna : *Laughing While making her way to Bruce slowly* HA HA HAHAHA I'M HA GOING TO HAHAHA SAVE HA HAHAHA
Bruce: Your almost here...hurry!
Dawna : *While Laughing and Crying Slowly makes her way to Bruce* he HA HAHAHA HAHAHA I'M GOING TO GET YOU HAHAHA
Bruce: *tries to escape from the trap* You can do it!
Dawna : *Laughing but finally gets Bruce*
Bruce: Thank you...now get be out of this thing so we can get out of here!
===Frank & Cassie===
Frank:*eats tofu burger* Just so you know, I hate meat.
Cassie: Okay then :L
===Dike & Danielle===
Chris: Not enough time, plus I know you'd give up for this- you told me- so. *hands Dike an EXCLUSIVE picture of Cloey*
​Dike : OMG *Makes out with Picture and smiles* it tastes like her *Laughs*
===Brendan & Daisy===
Daisy: You lead the way, I'll follow. *smiles*
Brendan: Okay? How's it going?
Daisy: Well depends on how it's going for you, that's how it's probably going for me. I don't make decisions. *smiles again*
Brendan:.........Did you enjoy the voting ceremony last night? I didn't.
Daisy: I didn't too. I think.
Brendan:......Okay...so what's your favorite food?
Daisy: I don't know...whatever everyone else or someone tells me to like.
Brendan: *-_-* Okay...Do you like pancakes?
Daisy: Someone told me to...so yeah?
Brendan: Okay...so I'm going to rest until the challenge...knowing Chris he is going to try to have us all killed before lunch.
Daisy: OK, I'll wait for you here! I think. Unless you want me to do something?
Brendan: *leans against a tree and take's a nap*
Chris: *ties up Daisy next to her abusive, sexist uncle and father who pick her up and begin to run to a volcano to drop her in* Brendan, go save her or walk out on her for a prize. Blah. Four lines or walk-out. Daisy, can you trust Brendan?
Brendan: Let's see here...I could let them drop her in the volcano...but her vote is required to remove a certain someone...I guess I have to save her...*runs after the trio*
Sexist Father: YOU SHAMED THE FAMILY JUST BY BEING A GIRL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING SANDWICHES IN THE KITCHEN AND TAKING ORDERS!
Daisy: *crying*
Brendan: *falls to the ground, exhausted* Stop....right....there...and let go...of my....teammate...
Daisy: *sobbing* BRENDAN, PLEASE! D:
Brendan: *still tired, but gets back up* Release her...now!
Sexist Uncle: *goes to make fun of Brendan*
Sexist Father: *about to drop Daisy* YOU NEVER MADE ME MY SANDWICH, B******** *Smacks Daisy*
Brendan: *ignores the Uncle and runs to the Father* Hey let go of her....I mean...give her to me!
Sexist Father: She's your useless slave now. *hands her roughly to Brendan's arms, not before smacking Daisy once last time and walks away, laughing with the uncle*
Brendan: *set's Daisy down* You okay?
Daisy: *still crying, hugs Brendan for his help* Thank you...
Brendan: *uncomfortable* Yeah...don't mention it...now let's head back to camp...
Daisy: From now on, I'll be your sidekick. *smiles*
Brendan:....Okay...*heads back to the neighborhood*
===Wes & Caroline===
Wes; really, I got paired with her. This was not random
Chris: *rebellous robotic animals begin to turn on Caroline and attack her* Wes, save her or walk out for a special prize. These robo-animals have rabies. :) (4 lines)
Wes: This is a hard choice. I could save the peron who wants me gone who even if I save her will target me or I can take this specail prize thast is probally go to help me.... Screw her. *walks off*
Caroline: As much as you annoy me, I would have saved you! Well-- screw you too! Ahhh--! *Robo bunny starts nibbling on her neck, and a deer then crashes into her*
Chris: Wes, congrats dude! YOU WIN INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY! But since this is special...you can't vote at tonight's ceremony- required you lose or win.
===Ezekiel & Devyn===
Ezekiel: So, uh...hey, eh. *weird grin*
Chris: OK so Ezekiel. *throws Devyn into a river nearing a big waterfall* Save Kevyn before she plummets to his death. 4 lines. Or you could walk out on her for a prize? Your choice, dude.
Ezekiel: Four lines, eh? I may need two or three lines to think about this...*falls into river*
Ezekiel: *starts swimming towards Devyn*
*Devyn screams*
Exekiel: *keeps swimming and grabs Devyn, then pauses to think about his own mortality*
Chris: Two more real minutes Zeke, get her out of there!
Zeke: *pulls Devyn to safety/shore* Do we win, eh?
===Shelby & Cloey===
Shelby: So, want to get to know each other or something? *checks social networks*
Cloey : sure wut do you want to do?
Shelby *groans* I thought you were going to say no.. let's play 20 Questions?
Cloey : ok!
Shelby: Hmm.. what are your hobbies?
Cloey : oh that's easy being Dikes girlfriend c:
Shelby: Is that all? Maybe hiking or drawing or something?
Cloey : Well if you want me to I can 
Shelby Okay..? Moving on.
Chris: *puts Shelby in quicksand along with a picture of Dike* You can only save one. The prize is the picture. Pull Shelby out in four lines or walk out with that EXCLUSIVE picture of Dike. Your choice. Shelby, can you trust Cloey?
Shelby: *sighs* Just go get Dike.
Cloey : THANKS!!!! *Walks out with EXCLUSIVE picture of Dike* this going in the collection :D
Shelby: *rolls eyes and takes selfie* What filter should I use..?
Cloey : Use a light Blue one cuz Dike loves that coler <3 *Makes out with  picture of Dike*
Shelby: Ooh, that looks good. Totally posting.
Cloey : TOTAL ya I like selfie's to 
==Results==
Chris: *after all the Infirmary stuff* So Wes, Dike, and Cloey gave it up for a prize...pathetic. Anyway, for Oblivion: Duke & Elle, Hunter & Austin, and Jason & Kira finished, with three points! Congrats! Dreyk & Cindy and Bruce & Dawna for the Fighters and finally...Ezekiel & Devyn and Brendan & Daisy for the Hazel Heroic Hamsters. Hmm...OK so vote. Tiebreaker and the losing team votes out two people or both teams vote out one person?
Wes: Well we vote for Caorloine Obvioulsy
Shelby: Hm, both teams vote out a person.
Brendan: Both teams to give someone the boot.
Wes: one per team
Cloey : I vote Caroline for probably having Rabies eww
Chris: OK SO ONE PER TEAM GOES TONIGHT!
==Elimination Ceremony 2 - Hazel Heroic Hamsters & Frantic Fighters==
Chris: Vote in the confessional and yadda yadda, Fighters are up first.
Chris: AND WITH SEVEN VOTES AGAINST HER...DANIELLE! IT'S TIME TO SAY TALLY-HO! HIP HIP, CHEERI! TOOTALOO- *Punched in the face by Joker* I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT FIVE SEASONS AGO <.< OK, Hamsters, you're up.
Chris: CHURRITOS FOR ALL EXCEPT CLOEY AND CAROLINE! Man, this was close...but in the end, one got one or two votes more than the other...and the final Churro is for...*Cloey looks confidently at the churro while holding her Dike picture as Caroline drops a tear* Caroline. And only because Wes wasn't able to vote. INTERNS, TAKE THEM AWAY! *Cloey and Danielle are taken away*
​Dike : I QUIT FOR CLOEY!!!! *Gets taken away while Cloey stays*
Chris: Jerk. Cloey you are now a Frantic Fighter, congrats!
Cloey : WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME THAT WAS Y WHOLE PLOT-LINE  but whatever I'll miss you baby Cakes
==Peanut Gallery - Team Oblivion==
Duke: *puts bandaged hand in pocket* I think we did good today, guys.
Elle: You did great.
Duke: Thanks. You did good too- well for what you could have done.
Elle: How's your hand?
Duke: It's sort of fine. My right hand won't function for a while, so it's bandaged- but I'll be fine. I'm just glad you're OK.
Elle: (CONF) I feel kind of bad. Duke got injured to save me.
Duke: Anyway, on a less gloomy subject? Seems like Danielle is going tonight. Not a real shocker...
Kira: *bites lip* I feel bad for her.
==Better Part of the Neighborhood (Team Oblivion)==
Duke: Stupid hand...oh well.
Kira: *breathes through brown paper bag* I'm sure it will be okay.
Duke: You alright?
Kira: *smiles* Definitely. *breathes through paper bag*
Duke: Um...you sure?
Kira: *nods* Just shaken from the challenge, that's all.
Duke: Oh. Yeah, the last challenge wasn't exactly great...
Kira: *scoffs* You can say that again.
Duke: Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'll never be able to use my right hand again. *sighs* I'm just glad we're all OK.
Elle: Lighten up, Duke. With technology advances we're making in this world, you'll be good as new.
Duke: I'll be fine, whether or not it's fixed, Elle. I value my life below all of yours, so at least it was for a worthy cause.
Elle: You're sweet, but I still feel bad about your sacrificing your hand to save me.
Duke: *smiles, to Kira* I guess I am. *to Elle* It's not even a loss of life anyway, it's just a hand. It's perfectly fine.
Kira: *laughs* You guys sound like lovebirds right now.
Elle: *laughs* I guess. (CONF) I'm still not ready for another relationship. Trey's still there.
Jason: Good job team!
Kira: *breathes through paper bag* By the way, thanks for not walking out on me, Jason.
Duke: Alright, I'll see you guys later. I have to go do something in the forest. Alone. *smiles* See you in a bit. *walks away*
Elle: I should probably go with him just to make sure he isn't giving the other teams secrets. *walks out behind him quietly*
Kira: Okay, hope you guys make out for a bit. (CONF) Pfft. Who goes to a forest?
Jason: Your welcome Kira.
Duke: *lies down in the forest, looking at the clouds*
Elle: *looks out from behind a tree and finds Duke*
Duke: *gets up* Well, for once Chris isn't hiding anything or anyone here...
Elle: *steps out into the clearing* Well, uh, hey Duke.
Duke: Um, hey Elle. I wasn't expecting you to be here. What's up?
Elle: I dunno. I guess I wasn't going to wait until Kira and Jason started making out in front of the team.
Duke: Oh. I guess that makes sense.
Elle: What are you doing here?
Duke: Usually Chris uses the forest to kidnap people and put them here. I looked around for a bit, then just looked at the clouds.
Elle: To kidnap people?
Duke: Let me re-word that. He places the kidnapped people here. He has a twisted mind...
Elle: Oh...that's...
Duke: Yeah...
Elle: So...
Duke: Want to head back to camp?
Elle: I guess.
Duke: OK, cool. Wait. *sees fire in the Ghetto's* I should probably go and help...
Elle: Duke, no! Not now. You're still hurt.
Duke: As I said...I value my life below everyone's. It'd be horrible to know they died when I could have done something.
Elle: We all know Chris wouldn't let them die. Too many lawsuits.
Duke: He has actually let some people die before...
Elle: If you're going, I'm going.
Duke: Don't. If I die somehow, I don't want the same to happen to you.
Elle: I'm still going.
Duke: ...OK. Just please, don't die.
Elle: Same to you.
Hunter: Where are those two? It's been hours. *rolls eyes*
Elle: Here! And...I think our team captain might've died.
Duke: Present and accounted for. Told you to not worry about me. I have my secret ways. Just lost the sight of my left eye, but it looks normal on the outside.
Elle: Duke! *hugs him* I'm so glad you're safe.
Duke: Thanks. I have tricks under my sleeve, so it'll be hard to kill me like that.
Elle: I guess people underestimate you.
Duke: Well, sort of? I should have died like three times already for previous seasons...
Elle: *laughs* Well, I'm glad you're alive then.
Duke: Thanks. *smiles*
Hunter: (CONF) Finally, I have said something. And I have spoken.
==Ghetto Part of the Neighborhood (Fighters & Hazel Hamsters)==
Wes: Well this stinks... oh well I'm still here
Shelby: *rolls eyes* And everyone is very glad for that.
Daisy: ...
Wes: Too bad you don't mean it. I'm a good person you all seem to  hate for no reason minus a little mishap on the first challenge which is a crappy reason
Shelby: Dude, say something that makes sense.
Cloey : Oh ya Sorry Shelby for the challenge
Wes: you know what SCREW IT. I'm done being nice *sets the ghetto on fire* Burn all these freaks
Brendan: -_-
Dreyk: Godplay much?
Shelby: We're not as weird as you, Wes.
WEs: Burn baby burn disco inferno *weatches the kitchen catch on fire*
Dreyk: Chris! Can I move to the middle?
Chris: This is too good for ratings. So no.
Dreyk: I hate you.
Wes: *watset the box beds catch on fire*
Shelby: Can I move to another part?
Chris: You should be dead right now, so no.
Dreyk: Well, we're alive so... *sneaks out of neighborhood*
Brendan: Daisy...you can flee if you wish. *leaves the ghetto part of the neighborhood*
Shelby: Whatever. I can't get a signal in here. *leaves ghetto part of neighborhood*
Wes *watches the confessional catch on fire* (In Conf whiles it on fire) Its very toasty in here
Daisy: OK, thanks Brendan. *leaves the ghetto part of the neighborhood*
*Fire begins to spread even rapidly, trapping the ones who didn't escape*
Cassie: I have no idea what just happened.
Duke: *arrives outside the fire* It's still spreading...
Elle: Why didn't you guys leave? Who did this? Wes >.>
Duke: I don't know but I can identify a few missing...hopefully they escaped. Anyway, I could call a friend? He has a helicopter and could rescue a few at a time?
Elle: Yeah, do that.
Duke: Alright. *calling friend* Wait. OK, you'll be here in 10 minutes? Got it. Thanks. *hangs up* OK. We just have to hope the fire doesn't spread too rapidly on the inside.
Ezekiel: Sitting in corner* This is awful, eh.
Cherry: *arrives on helicopter and throws rope down, allowing Frank, Ezekiel, Caroline, and Devyn to escape*
Duke: Sweet! Looks like this is working.
Cindy: Wait! I don't wanna die!
Cherry: *arrives and rescues the remaining people but Duke and Elle*
Duke: Phew...I guess I'm lucky to have contacts.
*Fire begins to make a circle around Duke and Elle, leaving a small opening for only one to get out**
Duke: Life is such a troll. Anyway, Elle, you should get out now before the opening closes. I'll be happy dying here.
Elle: I'd rather you go.
Duke: Trust me. I have my ways. I won't die just yet.
Elle: *sigh* Alright. Good luck, Duke. *runs out of the ghetto part*
Duke: *takes off contact of left eye, to reveal it red* Guess it was useful to not have KOS-MOS fix this after all. *manages to summon swords from the ground and jumps on the top of them, then backflips out of the fire, only slightly burning his red eye and losing his contact* Great. Now I can't see out of this eye. At least everyone's safe. I should go tell Chris about this fire. Luckily, this didn't alter the looks of my eye except the red color.*leaves to find Chris*
Wes: *comes out of the confessiuonal on fire* Where did everyone go
==Escape from Ghettos==
Cherry: *drops off Ezekiel, Frank, Devyn, and Caroline, followed by the rest and flies away* WEEEEEEEE!
Daisy: We're alive. Yay- unless you wanted to die, Brendan.
Brendan: Eh...I'm fine.
==Episode 3 - The Traitor?==
Chris: DA DUM DEE DUM! *walks into room and sees a man with a knife* NO! NOOOOOOOOO- *Kidnapped*
-Later that day-
*Daisy is going to get something for Brendan but runs into the Killer. Dreyk is going to go plan out who's information to manipulate and sees Daisy being kidnapped and is kidnapped as well. Finally, Austin is hugging Hunter and while he goes get him a Valentine Card he is kidnapped as well*
-Later-
Chef: So I'm finally back. Meh. Anyway, I got a note for ransom saying Daisy, Dreyk, and Austin have been kidnapped. Also Chris, maggots. YOU MUST FIND THEM SOMEWHERE. YOU WILL LOOK AROUND IN THE REMAINS OF THE GHETTOS, KITCHENS, BOXES, FOREST, NEIGHBORHOOD, JASON'S MUSTACHE, CAMPGROUNDS, CHRIS' OFFICE, STREETS, ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND AND THE SEARCH TAKES FOUR LINES! YOU MUST ALSO FIND OUT WHO DID THIS! ANYWAY, WATCH OUT FOR THE KIDNAPPER! ALSO CLUES FOR BOTH THE LOCATION AND KILLER ARE AROUND ALL THE FALSE LOCATIONS!
Example:
Bob: YOU GUYS WANT TO GO THERE?
Broseph: YEAH BOY
Bob: *walks there*
Broseph: *looks around*
Hint is given.
HAVE FUN
==Oblivion==
Duke: So where do you guys want to search first?
Elle: Sadly, the forest.
Duke: Alright. Let's head over there. *begins to walk to the forest*
Elle: *looks around* Didn't you say Chris hid the kidnapped people here?
Duke: Usually.
*A crusty knife and note saying "I'm not that cliche, for I'm not Chris." is found*
Duke: The note wasn't that helpful but the knife might come into play.
Elle: How about Jason's mustache?
Jason: I guess we can check there.
Duke: Sure. *starts walking there*
Hunter: I'm fine with it...*drops tear* Austin, why? Gone so fast like Pluto being an actual planet...
Kidnapper: *speedily runs through and manage to kidnap Hunter then leaves, not leaving any tracks*
Jason: *examines his moustache*
A note saying: "Sort of close, sort of not" was found.
Kidnapper: *sneakily finds Kira and kidnaps her quickly without notice*
Elle: Campgrounds?
Duke: Sure...*notices Kira and Hunter missing* We need to watch our backs, alright? Let's just hope we find them soon.
Jason: To the Campgrounds!
Duke: *heads over to the campgrounds*
Jason: *follows Duke*
Elle: *looks around*
Note: Where you will sleep at least one night. + A Paycheck on the ground
*Jason feels his mustache senses tingling and is thusly kidnapped by the kidnapper*
Elle: The remains of the ghetto? And it must be Wes.
Duke: Does Wes get paid...? That is the question...But alright. *walks over to the remains of the ghetto*
Elle: *looks around*
Note: VERY close. But where are the beds? + Some Mystery Meat in a Can found on the ground.
Duke: I believe we found our culprit. Perhaps?
Kidnapper: *appears behind Duke*
Elle: How about...the boxes? *turns around to see the killer* Duke!
Duke: What? I'm still here- *turns around* Oh...
Kidnapper: *spars with Duke*
Duke: Elle, head over to the boxes and check! I'll be fine.
Elle: *runs to boxes*
Duke: *backflips, being cornered into a dead end by the kidnapper* You know, wouldn't you want to defend your kidnappings?
Kidnapper: *nods in agreement, and cuts Duke in the knee, making him only be able to walk for a bit in order to let him escape back to where his kidnappers are*
Elle: *looks around* Here's Dreyk...Daisy...Austin...Hunter...Brendan...Kira...Dawna...and Chris!
Chris: WHO'S BEEN DOING THIS TO US?
Chef: *was there* Yeah, who? SO I CAN POUND 'EM WITH SOME CHEF ROCK GRAVY!
Elle: It had to have been you, Chef! The paycheck and mystery meat gave it away
Chris: But a knife was used...
Chef: YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROOF! FOR ALL WE KNOW IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN DUKE OR CRISSIE! THEY WERE WITH YOU BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU? HMM?
Elle: I would totally fight my crush, cut him in the knee, and- (CONF) Oh my god.
Chef: YOU JUST ADMITTED IT! Or wait was that sarcasm? I'M CALLIN' 911 UNLESS SOMEONE CAN TESTIFY FOR YA!
Elle: That was sarcasm. I just admitted that it was sarcasm. Nice job, Chef. You were just trying to take over as host, weren't you?
Police: *arrive and put handcuffs on Elle*
Duke: *arrives* Wait- what's going on? *Notices Elle being taken in the police car* Wait, hold on.
Chef: TESTIFYING FOR HER, ARE YA LOSER?
Duke: I can testify for her. For one, why would she ask for a paycheck? Two, she doesn't have the keys to get a crusty, kitchen knife from the kitchen. That's something only you and Chris have. And Chris was kidnapped. Unless he's faking, but you're the one who always complains about paychecks. And third, who else makes mystery meat besides you? Ezekiel gave Pizza Hut. So, of course it must have been you...
Chef: SHUT UP B*****!
Elle: He's overreacting. Only the guilty do that.
Duke: Plus this note he wrote matches his own handwriting. *takes out the I'm not cliche, for I am not Chris note*
Police: That's all we needed to hear. *untie everyone and arrest Chef*
Chris: GOOD LE JOB! YOU WIN IMMUNITY! But quite frankly, what kind of a kidnapper leaves hint for the searchers.
Elle: Dumb and careless ones, that is.
Duke: Yeah, pretty much...
==Fighters==
Bruce: I suggest that we investigate Chris's office!
Cindy: Let's do this!
Bruce: *stealthy runs toward Chris's office*
Cindy: *Runs to Chris's office*
Bruce: *searches Chris's Office*
Cindy: *Searches office too LULZ*
*Bruce finds a note saying: "where mi money boi"*
*Dawna turns around and sees the killer, only to have her mouth covered and be kidnapped*
Bruce: *thinks* Well how about the kitchens?
Cindy: Fine with me.
Bruce: Okay. Let's go search the kitchens.
Cindy: *Runs to kitchens*
Bruce: *searches the kitchen*
Cindy: *Searches kitchen too because TROLLEY*
Bruce: *looks in the fridge* Find anything Cindy?
Cindy: *Looks in a cabinet* Nothing so far.
Kidnapper: *kidnaps Cloey and leaves behind a peculiar type of hat, it's white*
Bruce: *picks up the hat* Hmmmm...a white hat...it must be a clue!
Cindy: Hmmm... I have no clue.
Bruce: Anyways...from my past experience...criminals like boxes...so... *searches for boxes*
==Heroic Hazel Hamsters==
Brendan: So Where shall we start the search guys?
Caroline: I suggest Jason's mustache. As it seems like an incredible place.
Brendan: True...so let's go find that mustache! *searches for Jason's mustache*
Wes: how abou the chareed remains of the  kitchen ghetto *searches for the stache*
*Wes finds a fake idol holding the face of a familar "host"*
*Brendan examines the mustache further only to be pulled in by a hand and be kidnapped*
Wes: Crap where did Brendan go....... Caroline we need to watch each others back or we are scrwed. *looks for the stache in the conf*
Caroline: Hmph. I guess you are precisely correct. I'll watch your back... *Whispers to self* maybe.
Wes: Well sounds good *searces in the chareed boxes*
Caroline: *Searches with Wes*
Wes: *looks in the burned bushes*
Note found saying: Trolololol
Caroline: *Reads note* Now what kind of gibberish is this?
WES: ITS WANG. hes a kidnapper
*They go back to the boxes and find Chef and the kidnappee's*
Wes: We found them. What happen to yall. who did this
Caroline: Chef? How could you? Kidnapping these innocent people like that!
Wes: Arrest Chef Now hes a kid napper
Chris: And you losers get to eliminate someone with the Fighters. You both eliminate someone tonight...People who participated and the original three kidnapped ones (Blake argued for it) are safe.
Wes: (Conf) Whatever at least I'm safe and i found this immunity idol. When they try to vote me off next time this idol will send one of them home.
== Elimination Ceremony 3 - Frantic Fighters & Hazel Heroic Hamsters ==
Chris: Yadda yadda, vote. Fighters you're up first. Dreyk, Bruce, and Cindy are immune. Veinte y cinco minutos.
Chris: AND IN AN UNANIMOUS VOTE...CLOEY IS BEING SENT HOME! So get out o' mi office.. OK, Hazel Heroic Hamsters, you're up. Daisy, Brendan, Wes, and Caroline are immune. Veinte minutos.
Chris: OK so churritos for all but Devyn and Shelby! And the final churro of the night is for...Shelby! INTERNS, ESCORT CLOEY AND DEVYN AWAY! *They do just that*
Wes: Bye guys hope you enjoy loserdom
==Peanut Gallery==
Duke: Well, the Hamsters aren't on such a good streak...
Elle: Yeah. Also, thanks for defending me with Chef and stuff.
Duke: No problem. Glad I got there when I did otherwise- I wouldn't like to think about it.
Jason: *rubs his stache* Maybe...my moustache is bringing our team luck! We have won every challenge so far!
Elle: You were really brave to face Chef.
Duke: Thanks. I was glad just to prevent another kidnapping. Also, you did very well at singling out Chef. Though, I still don't know why he gave hints...
Elle: I don't even know.
Duke: Yeah...so how's life?
Elle: Fine. (CONF) I hope he wasn't there when I accidentally slipped while talking to Chef. It would be embarrassing.
Duke: That's great. *smiles*
Elle: You? You've been injured a lot lately.
Duke: Majority of them were because I tried to save you. If that's the price it takes, I'd gladly get injured again. You're a great person.
Elle: *blushes* Wow...uh...thanks...
Duke: No problem. I'm just glad you're OK. I'd rather die than see you die.
Elle: Why...? You could do so many great things, and besides, we...kinda just met.
Duke: I don't value my life high at all...plus you just seem...different than the others. In a good way. I've never thought myself to be anyone important.
Elle: You are really important, Duke. To me, you are. I couldn't live with myself if you died for me.
Duke: That's the kindest thing anyone's ever said to me, actually. No one really cared much for me. No one would care if I died. I always lived in my brother's shadow.
Elle: Duke, I'll always be here for you. *smiles*
Duke: I don't know why, but that makes me feel better. Though, like, I also don't know why I feel you're special. I haven't felt that way about anybody...
Elle: I have. I know what it feels like. I think...you feel it too.
(I quit for five minutes to think)
Dawna : Hey you to should kiss!!!!! *Smiles*
Jason: *Starts whistling 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight' from The Lion King*
Dawna : *Smiles* 
Duke: (CONF) *thinking* Hmm- wait. This was exactly what someone described to me when they loved someone and used me as their wing man who got nothing in return...so I...no. She deserves better... (Non-CONF) Anyway...I got to go, Elle. Pleasure chatting with you, but I- I need to check if Chef had any extra kidnapped ones. See you around. *walks away, nervously*
Elle: Duke, wa- *sigh*
Jason: *stops whistling* Ah...I did all the whistling for nothing! *walks away sad*
Dawna : *Looks around noticing she is alone* oh are you guys still going to kiss??
==Better Part of the Neighborhood (Oblivion)==
Duke: *near a box in the forest* I need to sort myself and my feelings straight. I really do...
Elle: *goes through forest* Duke! Duke?
Duke: *hears Elle* Huh? Elle?
Elle: Duke, are you there?
Duke: Elle, I'm here! *stands up and looks around for her* Hmm? Might just be imagining things.
Jason: *walks past Duke whistling "I'll Make a Man Out of You"*
Elle: I see you. 
Duke: Oh, hey. Did you need something?
Elle: Yeah...about yesterday?
Duke: *in a nervous voice* Uh, what about yesterday?
Elle: You just...ran off. Was there something wrong?
Duke: *obviously nervous* Nothing wrong, nothing at all...
Elle: Duke, you can tell me anything. What's wrong?
Jason: *watching the premiere of the Duke and Elle Show*
Duke: Um...uh...*sighs* It's just I realized my feelings, mainly.
Elle: What feelings?
Duke: Um...well...I'll just come clean. I realized I like you- but you deserve better and probably don't like me anyway, so I just tried to keep it secret. That's all...
Elle: Duke, you don't have to be afraid to say what you want to say. Besides...I like you too.
Jason: *whistles Kiss the Girl from The Little Mermaid*
Duke: Maybe- Maybe I should man up and actually take a risk for once in my life. Maybe... *kisses Elle*
Elle: ...maybe it'll be great for you. *kisses Duke*
Jason: *Cheers* Congrats you guys!
Dawna : *Watching them* OMG I knew you guys would kiss *Eats Popcorn* you guys like made my night
Jason: Oh that's right! Guys my moustache has the license to allow you guys to get married! So how about it?
Dawna : Ya I can be the Bride's Maid!!
Bruce: *appears because he's Batman* Yes and I can be the Best Man!
Duke: Woah, woah- what?
Dawna : We should get Jason to be the flower girl :3
Jason: Do it Duke...It's your destiny!
Dawna : Ya it's such a fantabulous idea that I totally came up with totally
Jason: I'll make some invitations! *goes to make invitations*
Dawna : I'll make the cake!! *Makes Cake*
Chris: I approve!
Duke: Wait- what...*really confused*
Jason: *finished the invitations* Great! Chris can you send the invitations to the other team?
Dawna : done with the cake!!!! *Shows 1,000 ft cake*
Jason: Do it Duke...do it for Elle. The love of your life.
Dawna : Seriously do it we got cake :)
Jason: So what's the answer Duke?
Elle: Wait, what...?
Jason: Duke was just about to tell you something Elle...right Duke?
Duke: I was...what? At least, I don't think I was...hold on. *really confused*
Elle: Huh?
Jason: *whispers* You where going to propose...right bud?
Duke: What? 
Hunter: It's fun basically mocking these two, I'm assuming?
==Ashes of the Ghettos (Hamsters/Fighters)==
Dreyk: I will literally kill you, Wes.
Daisy: *frowns*
Dreyk: Look at what we have to live in!
Daisy: It's horrible- Unless you guys like it.
Brendan: No...we don't like it. At least I don't but you can have your own opinion Daisy.
Daisy: No I can't- Unless you want me to?
Dreyk: (CONF) Brendan and Daisy sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Hah. Of course not. They'll be gone before you can say 'Make out, you two!'
Dawna : Wait shouldn't Wes be in jail for burning down all this Ghetto stuff *Hits tree that falls on the one and only car that is left* 
Wes: Nah its all good I need to find my place here 
Dreyk: You BURNED down the Ghetto.
Wes: Well i just wanted to have fun and Chrsi is happy cause of the ratings..... so what do I have to do now so you dont' vote me out
Dreyk: Ask your team.
Wes: Well they don't want to talk to me for obvious reasons........ *talks to Daisy and Brendan* Hey guys what can i do so you don't vote me out. I'll do pretty much anything at this point.
Brendan: *thinks* Hmmm...what do you think Daisy?
Daisy: If that's what you want?
Wes: Really it would be a smart idea. Caroline only wants me out. So there is a bigger target which will help you get farther. She will leave you alone while I am still around
Bruce: I miss Mr. Fox...and his suit making skillz.
Wes: How are you doing Bruce. How's Robin?
Dawna : Didn't Robin leave to have his own TV show?
Bruce: Robin died. *walks away looking for Mr. Fox*
Wes: oh....... sorry to hear about that.......... Well...... (conf0 i hope I'm getting through to daisy and Brendan but just in case I got this immunity idol..... i should try to use this to sweetn the deal (Non conf) Daisy is you allign with me I'll give you and breandan the Chef hidden immuntiy idol What do you say???
Dreyk: Hold up. Did you say there was a Chef hidden immunity idol?
Wes: No...... I was talking about team Chriss was really really hot.
Daisy: Um...what do you think Brendan?
Wes: I'll let you guys think about it *slips something in Daisy's pocket* Bai guys
Brendan: I don't know...I'll have to think about it. *leans against a tree and takes a nap*
Dreyk: How does Chef Idol translate into Team Chris?
Wes. Cause we were talking about the Egyptiaon challenge where Zeke lost the stick or idol and how chef hated team chris is really really hot. So yeah.
Dreyk: Lies. Chef didn't hate Team Chris. I have info. I do research. The stick wasn't an idol.
Bruce: *pulls out his Bat-Phone* I hope I can reach Alfred. He can bring me a new suit! *calls Alfred*
Wes: I PLEAD THE 5TH. *runs to the remains of the kitchen*
Daisy: *looks at the thing he slipped into it and sees Wes' note and the Chef Idol* Hey Brendan! Here! It says something about helping him in exchange for this. *hands it to him* I don't know why Chef would have an idol after him, but- yeah! *smiles cheerfully*
Brendan: *thinks about it* I don't know...why would Chris have an idol shaped after someone who isn't himself?
Daisy: I don't know- unless you know- or wait.
Wes: *reappears out of no where* Yes Brendan and daisy this is the chef Idol i found during the last challenge and if you help me stay I'll let you have it 
==Episode 4 - Hate is in the Air...or Is That Bacon?==
Chris: FINALLY! FINALLY! I'm just upset the wedding didn't happen though. *sighs*
Jason: *pats Chris on the back* Don't worry Chris. We have the rest of the show to get them together!
Chris: Thanks, pal. I knew I count on you. *weak smile, then remembers the show is going on* Right! Anyway, the challenge is ranting about the competitor on your team that you hate the most and the competitor you like the most! Do it in the confessional. HAVE FUN, LOSERS! It can be short and sweet, it just has to be...dramatic!
==The Oblivions' Rants==
Jason: (CONF) Everyone is okay on this team...of course the best team player is this little guy right here *points at his moustache*! All jokes aside, Duke and Elle are upsetting me because my dream of marrying Dulle together doesn't seem to be happening. Although Hunter and Austin they are cool dudes...and then theirs Kira. She cool.
Hunter: (CONF) Well, what can I say? We got the winner team- but every team has their flaws, of course. I will get the boring, gushy stuff out of the way and say I like Austin the best- for reasons only known to me. However, I can't stand Kira. *rolls eyes* How annoying. She's done pathetically at handling her challenge the first time and she's just really annoying. I'd rather die of starvation than last a whole week with her, alone. She's just so intolerable- in fact, I could go on ALL DAY about her. Meh.
Elle: (CONF) I can say that Hunter is the most annoying. I mean, he has done nothing so far and has the nerve to sit there and talk about his other teammates. Ugh, what a jerk. Yeah, I know there are bigger jerks than him, but I still hate how he can just sit there and talk about his teammates when he has done nothing. Duke is obviously my favorite teammate, but I'm not really sure what we are right now...
Duke: (CONF) Rants aren't really my forte, but whatever. If I'm to be honest, Jason's confusing me- but that's not enough for me to hate him. He's a nice guy, I guess? I guess I'm not a fan of Jake. While the rest of us are putting in an effort, it annoys me. But that's all I got. And then my favorite teammate is Elle, as you could guess, but I'm just so confused by what's going on right now...*sighs* Life is such a roller coaster.
==The Fighters' Rants==
Dreyk: (CONF) I've seen Cindy on other shows, and she's such an annoying brat! I could totally rant about all of my teammates. Yeah, let's do that. Bruce is the most annoying and unbelievable cosplayer I have ever met. Like, the Batman thing is really dumb. Get over it! Just because your name is Bruce doesn't mean you're Batman. Anyways, I think he was convicted of something. I don't know. Let me check my sources. Cassie is lame and doesn't do anything to help us either. Frank is...I don't know. He doesn't talk much, so I can say he doesn't contribute to the team?
Chris: (in CONF with Dreyk) So who is the one you hate the most and you like the most, exactly?
Dreyk: (CONF) Get out of my confessional, Chris. I'm not done. I hate Cindy, because she actually does something instead of Frank and Cassie. You can't hate someone you don't know. I...guess I have to say Cindy as well. This doesn't make sense. *starts blushing* Can I finish? Oh yeah, I'm going to rant about Wes because whatever. Wes is literally the dumbest person I have ever met. Crissie is smarter than him. Like, why would Chris make an idol that looks like Chef? Why would you burn down the Ghetto? Because your team hates you? Get over it and move on. Try to actually DO something. And he calls himself the Wise Guy >.>
Bruce: (CONF) This team is okay... Dreyk's displays all the signs of a sociopath, Cindy's decent, Frank and Cassie...I don't know, and Dawna, She's awesome. That is all.
==The Hazel Heroic Hamsters' Rants==
Wes:  (CONF) Caroline you sicken me. You throw challenges which causes us to lose. Then you vote out people who actually do participate which is unfair to them. Geoge and Cloey and that other girl are gon cause you are too lazy to get of your butt and try to help your own team. Your repulsive and just want to lose challenges so that they won't be in your way anymore. Caroline your a sick minded freak with whose only obejective is to kill people. On the other hand Daisy your my best friend and I love having you as an ally. You do everything that is good to help your self get farther in the game. you are probally the best contestant here and I am proud to call you an ally and hope that we can get rid of Caroline together.  You know Brendan is only using you as a vote but I would never do that. He is going to get you to vote me out and then let Caroline throw another challenge and get you voted off.  He is going to screw you in the end. Brendan eve told me that he think your hair reminds him of puke and he hate your face. Brendan might hate you but I think you are Awsome. I think we can get anywhere together. Please we can get farther together. Your the best. Oh yeah a Screw you to caroline.
Brendan: (CONF) *Drops the Chef idol in the toilet and flushes it away* Yeah...Wes thinks he's a bloody genius with this fake alliance deal but whatever. He loses one challenge for us and throws another and yet he walks around like he's better than everyone. Dude...the bathrooms smell better than you and don't get me started on the whole 'burning down the neighborhood thing.' That dude needs help and the sooner he's gone the better. But enough about that idiot, let's talk about the best teammate... Daisy...I wish I could understand you. I'm going to try to help her stand up for herself and get the strength to make her own opinions. Also everyone else on this is decent or...okay.
Caroline: (CONF) Wes, I hate your guts. I love how you throw our challenges, which it seems like you do so on purpose, and expect to win this thing. We've lost team mates because of him, and he's just utterly repulsive. You burned down the entire ghetto part of the neighborhood, and you still act like you've done nothing wrong. What is up with you? Like seriously, just come on and see the light! You should have gotten booted already, and you definitely don't even deserve my attention or my presence. I really don't hope you win immunity-- that's another thing! You have received immunity like, every challenge so far? It really seems like the host is doing this on purpose, just so he can see you be a bigger brat! I hope the host makes a good choice, and choose anyone to win immunity, oher than you. If we can get rid of you, everyone will be able to relax and create more drama in other ways, then just fighting with that annoying, backstabbing, repulsive little jerk! And now to get on the bright side of things, I have to say my favorite team mate is Brendan. He's a cheery fellow. And he's amazing. He's fun, and a delight to be around! I hope he makes it far, and hopefully he can make me laugh more, and make me feel better the longer we go along in this competition!(END CONF)
Daisy: (CONF) I don't really have an opinion, but I like Brendan! He's a nice guy and he saved my life! I think he hates Wes, so I hate him too? Sure!
==Results==
Chris: AND WITH THAT...Hunter's, Dreyk's, and since I couldn't decide between the Hamster's: Wes and Caroline's! Nice job on the rants guys, now watch...*shows the bolded ones to the competitors* 
Daisy: *sees Wes's and begins to cry*
Elle: Aw, Daisy, it's okay. That jerk will get what he deserves.
Duke: That's...horrible. I'm so sorry for you, Daisy.
Hunter: Wow...that's cold...Brendan, Wes just dug your backstabbing grave.
Brendan: *puts his arms around Daisy* Look Daisy...remember when I saved you from you dad and uncle. I wasn't saving you because of this stupid game, I saved you because your my friend and I care about you. Don't listen to this liar.
Dawna : Uh well better try to win your teammates back cuz your most likely gone 
Daisy: I don't know...what to believe any more...
Brendan: Believe what you want to believe...I don't care about this game anymore...seeing as how you guys think I would just tell everything to the most hated guy in the game.
Dawna : Why would we tell everything to you? 
Dreyk: Why don't you guys...I dunno...forfeit, and vote Wes off?
Brendan: Because Chris has some strange obsession with Wes and keeps giving him immunity and because he 'won' the ranting challenge he would probably be safe.
Chris: AND CAROLINE AND WES SEAL THE DEAL FOR THE HAZEL HEROIC HAMSTERS! Personally, I thought it was close between Hunter and Dreyk but Dreyk wins second! Hunter you have individual immunity. OK SO TONIGHT WE'RE INTRODUCING NEW FEATURES! EXILE! SO EACH TEAM WILL EXILE TWO PEOPLE- THE PEOPLE THEY THINK DESERVE IT THE MOST TONIGHT! Have fun, losers.
==Elimination Ceremony 4 - Team Oblivion==
Chris: OK so, yeah. Hunter is immune. (was my original plan to have the person who made the best speech in their team but lost have immunity but no one really tried. <.<) Good luck, losers. You have twenty minutes.
Chris: OK so with all votes against him, Jake get out. NOW VOTE TWO PEOPLE FOR EXILE, LOSERS! I'd recommend Duke and Elle. ;)
Jason: Your brilliant Chris! Duke and Elle can go to exile to have time alone with each other. It can be like their first honeymoon!
Hunter: Nice, indeed. Duke and Elle for exile.
Austin: Duke and Elle.
Chris: DUKE, ELLE, READY FOR EXILE?
==Peanut Gallery + Exiling==
Chris: First, before we head into the Peanut Gallery, who do you think should be exiled from the Fighters and Hamsters? For being second and getting the middle, Fighters only exile one.
Dreyk: I think Cindy should be exiled for the LULZ as quoted.
Dawna : While Cindy is terrible this episode she wasn't COMPLETELY unstandable so Dreyk
Bruce: You said some hurtful stuff...so maybe exile would be best for Dreyk.
Chris: Yeah, whatever. DREYK YOU'RE BEING EXILED! Any last words before I bring you to your exiled location, seeing as Cindy would probably vote you too? Also Hamsters, vote who you'll exile. Pick two.
Dreyk: Just take me now.
Chris: OK get out. *brings Dreyk to get out*
Brendan: No one on our team deserves exile more than Wes. And since Chris is forcing me to vote a second person...might as well as be me since everyone believes Wes....
Caroline: Brendan and Wes...
Chris: Brendan, Wes, you're both going to exile! You both seem like you have unfinished business to take care of...
==Better Part of the Neighborhood (Hazel Heroic Hamsters)==
==Middle Part of the Neighborhood (Frantic Fighters)==
Dawna : Well 2nd is nut 2 bad so like someone get me a Waffles
==Remains of the Ghettos (Oblivion)==
Kira: Whoa, Wes really did a number here..
Hunter: I guess, I have to agree with you...
Kira: Kinda stupid if you think about it. If Wes had common sense, we would not be standing over ashes.
Hunter: I'll agree with you. Added on to that, I heard he was in the confessional during the time of the burning and came out on fire...*sarcastically* so that was a bright idea. <.<
Kira: *laughs* Props for him.
Jason: *grooms his moustache* There...now you look much better!
Kira: Of course, "he" always needs to be pampered.
Jason: *finishes grooming his stache, which casts a magnificent light across the burnt land* Ah much better!
Kira: *rubs chin* Hm, no comment.
==Duke & Elle (Exile)==
Elle: I think it feels good to get away from our team. Without the wild and stuff, this would be a perfect place.
Duke: Yeah, it seems nice. Jason and the others were kind of confusing me though, so I guess my mind can have a small break...
Elle: I don't know what Jason was even talking about.
Duke: I don't either...that, added to what's going on now is confusing me.
Elle: *sigh* 
Duke: Elle? Are you alright? You don't particularly look too cheery...
Elle: I'm fine, Duke.
Duke: Elle, I don't know- exactly, what's happening right now, but I need you.
Elle: Why, Duke? You don't show it. You don't need me. You're better off on your own than with me. I'm just...holding you back. (CONF) I'm just...so frustrated with him right now...but I like him. 
Duke: I don't show it because...I'm not really used to showing out my emotions. I stopped after something- but that's a story for another time...I'm no one without you- I'm just an empty shell of fake smiles. You're the only person I really care about.
Elle: I care about you too, but...Duke, you're not telling me things. 
Duke: I...*sigh* You're right...I'm just not so used to someone actually caring...I used to even get smacked for seeking medical attention- but if you really do care, I can and will start saying what I feel...
Elle: Of course I care about you, Duke. Why would you be treated as if you were different from others?
Duke: *sighs* Well-
Chris: No, you two are boring. MAKE OUT AND THEN HAVE DUKE PROPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE ALL WANT! <.< Anyway challenge, losers.
==Dreyk (Exile w/ the Reds)==
Mario: I'MMA HERE WITH YOU! MARIO TIME! :D
Dreyk: *kicks Mario into the water* Get out >.>
Flare: *was watching from behind the bushes, snickering*
Mario: MAMA MIA!
Dreyk: *turns around* Flare?!
Flare: What?
Other Red People: *come in*
Chris: I'm just trolling with you. It's a significant part of the series to have someone be trolled at least once, so enjoy, Dreyk. :)
Dreyk: I will sue you, Chris! Why are they even here anyways? D:
Flare: I'm just here, to keep an eye out for my bro. Mario's here because he's being paid to be here. <.<
Mario: *nods slowly*
Dreyk: Couldn't you just troll Wes?
Chris: Nah. You're more lonely. 
Mario: *pantses Dreyk*
Chris: OK- OK before we turn into this, we're done. *turns down the virtual simulator, and it turns out Dreyk is in a tent* I love that thing. Memories. I don't know how Flare got himself into the system though...I hope he isn't planning anything.
==Brendan & Wes (Exile)==
Wes: whatver I'm probally gonna give some time for Daisy to get angery at Brendan
Brendan: *ignores Wes*
Wes: Good thing  You caroline pretty much told you how much she loves you and makes daisy not trust you anymore
Brendan: Wes...do me a favor and shut up. *walks away*
Wes: *Follows him* And now she is going to help me vote you and Caroline's butts out of here
Brendan: *puts earplugs in his ears* Ah silence...
WEs: *Walks in front of him and writes words on a board* Your really screwed you know that
Brendan: *burps in Wes's face and goes to take a nap*
Wes: *staples the rest of the talk to his face and leaves*
Brendan: *casually removes it from his face*
Chris: *sipping coffee, watching them on the screen* I don't know how someone would believe Wes...meh, good for ratings!
Wes: Yeah I know that rating would be great. *Runs into a tree and knocks himself out* *hits the ground and Racoons start mauling him*
==Episode 5 - Dangan Ronpa it Up!==
Chris: First off- turns out that someone killed Chef in prison and I'm executing them tonight- it's either one of you, or Flare! And here's the evidence I found but can't piece it together. *shows weapons with the name Flare carved into them and his red/orange color scheme*
Bruce: Hmmm...going by the evidence and the name Flare is carved into them and are a combination of red/orange...IT WAS AMY!!! And she's framing Flare!
Hunter: ...It's Flare.
Dreyk: No kidding.
Chris: AND FOR THE EXTRA, SPECIAL TWIST...*Everyone says it's Flare, but the persistent Bruce and hesitant Duke* OK SO WE'RE EXECUTING HIM LIKE I SAW ON THIS FUTURISTIC SURVIVAL GAME THING...On TV! *Throws Flare through a portal* Yeah, this is called Execution! Who's ready to watch? His is a Samurai Attack. *It begins but the portal doesn't completely begin* ALL HE HAS IS A SWORD AND STAFF- He's gonna die. :)
Caroline: Ugh! I can't watch! *Covers eyes and shakes head slightly*
Hunter: This is going to be bloody...
Duke: ...*glances back at the contestants, then sneaks into the portal*
Flare: *killing the robo samurais with his swords*
Duke: *approaching* Wait! *stops and checks pocket to see if he has the thing he wanted to hand to Flare and then continues to run towards Flare*
Flare: *Still fighting*
Duke: ... *Keeps approaching until he's behind a robo samurai*
Flare: *Slices at the robo samurai, but as it tears apart, it reveals he has sliced through Duke from his left eye to his stomach*
Chris: *watching the TV then looks at the photos he's holding of each contestant and Duke's begins to turn grey* NO DON'T DIE ON ME, I HAVE TOO MANY DEAD!
Duke: *his good eye closes and he falls to the ground almost immediately, looking pale*
Flare: ...*notices robo samurai coming at Duke and uses his staff to shield him, but then dies from the ambush; last words* ...I'm sorry for all the trouble, I've caused you bro...looks like it doesn't matter to either of us now...*dies*
Chris: *Watching the TV* ...
Bruce: I CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!!
Elle: ...
Chris: *calls off the robo samurais and heads in to pick out Duke's body as Flare's body disappears* TIME TO BURY THIS GUY! Wait, I can still hear him breathing- aw. <.< OK anyway...Duke will have to sit this one out, at the hospital but- the challenge? I have strucken Cindy, Jason, and Daisy with despair fever and you have to take care of them, as it spreads. When it fully spreads- or you somehow cure it- I'll cure your team and you win immunity. Despair basically means you act a bit differently than you usually would- or only with this fever! Have fun, losers. I'll take those three to the hospital. You guys can go check on the loser if you want, too. (every five lines, the fever spreads to someone else. A certain word will make it cure one person at a time.)
Ex:
Bob - Infected - The Lazy Guy
John: Bob, you OK? (1)
Bob: I WANT TO DO SOME SPORTS, I'M SO PUMPED, YEAH! *Is restricted from running* (2)
John: You'll be fine, buddy. I promise. (3)
and so on.
==Oblivion Hospital==
Jason: *laughs like Scott* Back on the farm... *begins to tell a long story about his Pappy and his cousins*
Hunter: If this fever ends up being fatal, I'll kill Chris before I die...<.< *comforts Jason* There, there. You'll be fine eventually, I'd like to believe.
Jason: *in Scott's voice* I'm sad...and dying...and when I'm sad...and dying I eat dirt *eats Dirt*
Hunter: You'll be fine, big guy...(CONF) This, added to Duke's major injury, MUST get Chris sued eventually.
Jason: *touches his stache and still speaks in Scott's voice* Why is there a rat sleeping above my lips??? *tries to rip his stache off*
-Disease spreads to Austin-
Hunter: DON'T GET RID OF IT! It's what makes you a fan favorite...
Jason: I am the fan favorite! But then that annoying Zoey brought lame Mike to the finale instead of me <.<
Hunter: Yeah...?
Austin: Guys! I hate you all! Get out of my office! Ahhh!
Hunter: NO, NOT YOU! D:
-Disease spreads to Kira-
Austin: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN!? >.>
Jason: And then there was her...She drew me as a RAT! JUST LIKE THIS THING ON MY LIPS!!! *tugs harder on his moustache*
Hunter: Guys, calm down. You'll be fine...
Jason: *grabs Hunter* You think this will be fine? I WAS FLUSHED DOWN A TOILET...WITH A GOTH CHICK and CHASED FOR TWO SEASONS BY A MUTANT SHARK!!!
Austin: NO I WON'T BE FINE! You know why? BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL TALKING! UGH!
Hunter: *to Jason* OK, OK, you have every right to be mad. Geez. *to Austin* BUT- BUT D:
-Disease spreads to Crissie-
Austin: *Sighs* Why are people still in my office?
Jason: And then the FANART OF ME AND THAT FAIRY PRINCESS. *vomits*
Hunter: *sarcastically* Taking care of you by myself since Elle is somewhere else is so much fun...<.<
Austin: *Facepalms*
Jason: *eats dirt*
-Disease spreads to Elle-
Hunter: OK, everyone looks ill but me...is there anyone still left to help you guys, but me?
Austin: I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! GET OUT!
Hunter: Don't sass talk me, mister. <.<
Jason: *successfully rips his moustache off and starts twitching*
Hunter: NO, JASON, WHY?
-Disease DOESN'T infect Hunter but an injection tool with the Despair Fever liquid appears-
Hunter: I have to do it manually, don't I? <.<
Austin: Whatever.
Scott: *feels above his lip* NOOOOOO! MY MOUSTACHE... WHERE IS IT?????
Hunter: *sighs*
Scott: MY moustache brought peace to warring countries, food to the hungry, and attention from chicks.
Hunter: The things I do for love and victory... *injects himself with the Fever liquid*
Chris: *Cures them all but the semi-dead Duke somewhere* AND YOU GUYS WIN 1ST PLACE! You're free to check on Duke or eat burgers like wimps. Either choices are bad- but it's up to you.
Elle: I'm...going to visit Duke.
Hunter: I'm going to make sure there's no remains of the fever...I don't trust you, Chris. <.<
Scott: *puts a cardboard box over his head* Ummmm...I'm just going to go to the bathroom...yeah. *runs to the bathroom*
===-Duke's Room-===
*Duke is lying on a couch bed in his bloody clothes, because the hospital was cheaply bought by Chris. The heart thing I'm too lazy to look up the name for says his heart is barely beating the required amounts to live*
Hunter: *checking the room for remains, then sees Duke* Ouch. I'd hate to be him...
Austin: *Slips in and sees Duke* Wow... epic.
Elle: Guys, could I have some privacy?
Hunter: Sure, but he's out cold and might be in a comatose...but suit yourself. *leaves*
Austin: Whatever. *Leaves*
Elle: >.> Thanks. *sits by Duke*
==Fighters Hospital==
Cindy: DREYK! I THINK I LOVE YOU! <3
Bruce: *slaps Cindy* Your talking nonsense woman! You must regain control!!!
Dawna : I BLAME OBAMA CARE FOR HER INSANITY!!!! Quick let's barricade ourselves from Drindy!! It's just so anti-climatic *puts on protective mask*
Bruce: Good idea. *put's on Bat-Mask* Okay...it's time to operate! *pulls a chainsaw out from his utility belt*
Cindy: Dreyk! We must make cards to send to our families! Eeeee!
-Disease spreads to Dawna-
Bruce: *drops the chainsaw* NO! AMY HAS GOTTEN TO DAWNA TOO!
Cindy: Dreyk! Kiss me! :)
Bruce: *Slaps Cindy again* Snap out of it woman!!
Cindy: Dreyk! Do something! Stand up for your woman! ^3^
Dawna : Omg like shut up Cindy u so nasty!!! I'm hungry now!!!! *Back flips* yum *Drink smoothie* I deserve this!!
-Disease spreads to Dreyk-
Bruce: *in a deadpan voice* Oh no...Dreyk has gone ill. Whatever will we do.
Cindy: I don't know. I'm sure Dreyk's great mind has an idea. 
Bruce: Your right! *grabs and starts the chainsaw* We must get his mind!
Dawna : Omg like go to H E Double Hockey Stick
Dreyk: What the hell are you guys doing?
Bruce: Sorry Dreyk...but as most of you guys are infected, we need you mind to save us!
-Disease spreads to Frank-
Cindy: DON'T TOUCH HIM! HIS BODY AND MIND BELONGS TO ME! NO ONE ELSE! >.>
Bruce: Would you like to remove his mind then? *hands Cindy the chainsaw*
Dawna : Gee u 2 put to much Sugar on your cereal today
Bruce: So...we must find out what Amy did to you guys!
Dreyk: Y'know...this isn't really fun.
-Disease infects Cassie-
Bruce: *looks up on Bat-Google* Don't worry guys I will find the cure!
Cindy: Whatever you say, Dreyky darling. *Hugs him tightly and rests head on his shoulder*
Dreyk: You're...weird.
Bruce: Dang it...Chris must be interfering since I'm not getting a signal!
Cindy: Of course I'm weird, because you said so. *Hugs him tighter*
-Disease DOESN'T infect Bruce, he must infect himself with an injection or they must inject him, in five lines-
Dreyk: I'm so tired. Just...someone...get her away from me.
Bruce: I have the feeling that I must infect myself!
Dreyk: Sure, Bruce...do whatever...you want...
Bruce: *pulls Cindy away from Dreyk* Come on get away from him*
Dreyk: Hey, is this a dart? Get it away from me! It's dangerous D: *throws at Bruce*
Bruce: *stabs himself*
Cindy: *Hugs Dreyk*
Chris: YOU LOSE. And Bruce didn't infect himself because you guys failed. Anyway, I'll cure ONE of you before the vote. Vote who it should be.
Bruce: I guess Dreyk cause he will know what to do.
Dreyk: I vote myself...I guess...I really hate this.
Cindy: Of course mah boo, Dreyky should be cured.
Chris: SO DREYK IS...ELIMINATED! GOTCHA, HUH? Nah, psyche. He's cured. PRESTO! *Cures him* See you at elimination, tonight. Losers.
==Hazel Heroic Hamster Hospital==
Brendan: Uh...how you doing Daisy?
Daisy: I'm just fine...it's just so boring and lame around here. Like...bleck.
Brendan: I see...would you like a glass of water?
Daisy: No, I'm fine...I feel like I'm dying slowly...whatever...
Brendan: Okay...Is there anything at all you want? A pillow, a back massage, a cookie?
-Disease infects Wes-
Daisy: I could use the pillow, to die comfortly in, I guess...
Brendan: *Gives Daisy the pillow Wes was lying on* Here you go.
Daisy: Thanks, loser.
Wes: Ahhhhhh My face. It burns. Help me daisy
Daisy: Shut it. I'm dying over here...
Wes: oh I'm sorry daisy *starts crying* I dont desreve you
Brendan: Now Daisy... calm down.
-Disease infects Shelby-
Daisy: No. Shut up. <.<
Wes: Brendan is there anything I can do to help.  
Brendan: *whispers to Wes* Well Daisy wants us both to shut up...so let's be quiet and see what we can do to help Shelby...she looks bad.
Daisy: You all suck. <.<
Wes: Okay. Well. i guess we should go and help. maybe she will know what the cure word buisness is
-Disease infects Brendan-
Brendan: Guys...whats the point of staying in this game...everything sucks.
Daisy: You finally became cool...
Caroline: Oh, team! You look so pale and ill! We must get or find help! But where oh, where to find it?
Wes: i thnik we need to fiond the super secret funtabious and awsome code word to cure everyone from the super whatever it is diease
Daisy: I don't care...
-Disease infects Caroline-
Wes: not Caroline she is too awsome to get sick. We only have Zeke as the last healthy person
Brendan: *looks at a plate of pancake* Even pancakes...suck now. *knocks down the plate of pancakes*
Wes: I Love my life. Bless you Despair Diesase
Caroline: *Bird flies up and tweets, but she smacks it out of the air* Ugh! I hate birds! Every other animal! And, people
Wes: Not that poor birdie him me instead
-Disease DOESN'T infect Ezekiel, he must inject it himself or let them inject it into him in five lines, similar to Hunter's-
Wes: No Zeke will not get sick *takes the needle form him and tries to run away NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Daisy: I feel...sleepy...
Wes: No stay back
Daisy: ...
Wes: *runs but trips and lands on Zeke and  injects him in the face* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Chris: *cures all the Hamsters* AND YOU GUYS TAKE 2ND, FIGHTERS- TO ELIMINATION!
Wes: Daisy your the best. And Brenadan and Caroline just left us to die
==Elimination Ceremony 5 - Frantic Fighters==
Chris: Vote. All but Dreyk and Bruce are still infected. Veinte minutos, amigitos.
Chris: It'll wear off when she's cursed. Now shut it before I exile you. <.<
Dreyk: I hate you >.>
Chris: Shut up. ANYWAY, Cassie, get out. YOU'RE ELIMINATED!
==Peanut Gallery==
Chris: Exile two people per team- no, Oblivion only needs to exile one since Duke is like, dead, so he's exiled in the hospital.
Daisy: Um...Caroline and...me for exile? I don't know- I'm not good with decisions. *begins to panic*
Wes: i vote Shelby for not hellping and Carloine for doing the bare minimum
Brendan: Ezekiel and Shelby haven't talked during this last challenge...and we almost lost thanks to Zeke...so those two for exile.
Chris: SHELBY AND CAROLINE ARE GOING TO EXILE! Who will join the exile people from Oblivion?
Scott: *pokes his head out of the bathroom* Uh...Jake. *returns the bathroom*
Hunter: Jason. Without his mustache...he's just not the same. It's like he has a new name...he should go regrow it...
Scott: *throws dirt at Hunter and laughs* And that was a nice shot from the Scottmiester!
Hunter: I miss Jason. *cries in the inside* But he doesn't deserve exile, so I change my vote to Kira?
Chris: Scott- I mean Jason's vote WOULD have counted but Jake was eliminated last episode, so Kira's being exiled tonight as well. We'll keep the rest of you alert on Duke's situation as it goes.
==Exile - Cheap, Abandoned Hospital (Duke, Kira, Shelby, Caroline)==
Caroline: *Sighs* I ca't believe I was exiled... when Wes-- *Sighs* Forget it. Maybe I should try more. But I have to eliminate Wes, so I can do more other than fight with him. 
Duke: *finally opens his good eye and notices his other eye is bandaged* ...*looks at the ceiling*
Caroline: Hmm... *Starts moving to a slow melody and then notices Duke* Duke! *Runs over to him* You're awake. Oh, I'm so happy! Can you speak? How bad does everything hurt? *Places her hand on his forehead*
Duke: I'm fine...
Caroline: You don't seem very fine. You're forehead feels hot, and you still look awfully pale and sick. But, I guess if you say your okay... then I'll have to take your word for it.
Duke: I guess...I don't know...
Caroline: *Sighs* You should feel better, soon... hopefully. Well, would you like anything?
Duke: I'm fine for now, thanks...besides the wounds, of course, but that will clear up...
Caroline Oh, goody. Well, I am going to stay with you, just in case. But, if you do need anything, just let me know.
Duke: Thanks...
Caroline: No problem. *Smiles*
Duke: *sighs while staring at ceiling*
Caroline: Is... is everything alright?
Duke: What's the point...of living...you die so fast so...why bother?
Caroline: Don't think like that! *Slaps him* Oh! Whoops! Sorry. *Rubs his face gently* I did not mean for that to happen. Hehe. But, to answer your most likely rhetorical question, the point of living, is so you can feel your best, and make other people feel their best. Being able to smile and see others smile makes all those hard times worth it. You don't die fast, some do sadly, but most don't. And even if they do live short lives, I'm sure they live great ones no matter what. And you will too, so don't talk like that... okay?
Duke: I guess you're right. Also I don't mind the slap, it smacked some sense into me. I just realized my wounds are still open and I'm probably dying tonight though, so...I guess my family tree is over...except that dog I had that ran away, but that doesn't count...
Caroline: I said stop speaking like that. I will-- *Raises hand* Now stop, please? For me?
Duke: I will, but I'm serious. I don't think Chris is even trying to keep me alive- um, how to reword that to be more cheery...
Caroline: Well, *Lowers hand* it's Chris. He doesn't give a flying feather about what happens to us.
Duke: Yeah. Pretty much sums it up. Anyway...could you find me a nurse? My wounds are still open and I'm losing more blood as we speak...so, yeah I probably should have looked at that when I said I was fine...
Caroline: Huh? Oh! My goodness! I'll help! Just, don't die on me! I've had enough of that kind of talk from you and it's not going to catch up with you! Not now! Not anytime soon! *Jumps up and begins looking through cabinets, throwing random jars and bottles backwards* Ugh! Nothing in here! *Looks in another* Let's see... no. No. No. Yes! Found a sewing kit! That should work! *Brings the kit back to Duke and begins... working*
Chris: *watching* I forgot the nurses...OH WELL! NURSE CAROLINE ISN'T COSTING ME A PENNY! :D
Caroline: *Continues to work, wounds almost completely cleaned up* Almost done, Duke. Almost. *Smiles*
Duke: *nervously* OK...
Caroline: *Cleans up the last wound* Huh... done. Looks nice. And I'm glad it's better. Well, do you feel better?
Duke: Well...I think I can finally stand without bleeding out...thanks, Caroline. Also sorry about the death talk before.
Caroline: It's fine, but you talk like that again... the hand comes out. *Raises hand and laughs*
Duke: Alright. I won't.
Caroline: *Lowers hand, looking glum* Alright. I guess. Well, you should get some rest, and I need some too. Well, off I go. *Stands up and walks away, snuggles into a corner and closes her eyes*
Duke: Wait- Caroline! If you want, you could take the hospital bed? I've just woken up from a knock out, so I'm somewhat rested.
Caroline: *Eyes still closed* Oh no, it's fine. This corner is actually quite comfy. *Smiles and drifts off to sleep*
Duke: Alright...*walks near the bed, then sits and looks up at the ceiling* Hmm.
==Better Part of the Neighborhood (Oblivion)==
Hunter: *taking a nap*
Austin: Hunter? Hunter?
Hunter: *wakes up* Huh?
Austin: Well, I'm sorry for waking you... but I needed to tell you that, I'm sorry if I was a bit ornery yesterday. I was infected, and I'm sorry if I said any mean things. It's just I really like you, and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Hunter: Well, you did...but it's fine. *smiles*
Austin: You're actually a pretty nice guy. *Smiles*
Hunter: Thanks, but...this is just my good side and you're lucky you're on it...
Scott: (CONF) Okay I don't really get this but whenever I have a moustache, I turn into a completely different person. It must have been all of the green beans and ham that I had growing up on the farm.
Austin: Well, Hunter... I am really glad I'm on it.
Hunter: Yeah, you're one of the few people I don't mind on this team...
Austin: Well that's a relief. You're one of the few I can actually handle. Even though I don't really know anybody that well.
Hunter: Thank you.
Austin: No problem.
Scott: Okay if I try hard enough, my moustache will grow back. *starts straining himself to regrow his stache*
==Middle Part of the Neighborhood (Hazel Heroic Hamsters)==
Wes: this splace isnt all that bad. Much better than the ghetto. 
==Remains of the Ghetto's (Fighters)==
Dreyk: Please tell me Chris has cured you guys.
Chris: I FORGOT TO CURE THEM AND RAN OUT OF ANTIDOTES! D: (CONF) Nah. I cured them. BUT I WANTED TO USE THIS ONCE ABOUT LYING TO DREYK!
Dreyk: ...Chris, you're a really bad host.
==Team Swap Announcement==
Chris: OK so we're having a Team swap. Should the whole teams be swapped around or just one member? Vote on it. *on screen in exile* You losers too.
Brendan: It depends...will we be able to vote on who gets switched our do you chose?
Chris: Can't say...
Caroline: I vote for the whole teams to be swapped. As I would love to meet new people.
Cindy: I vote for... whole team, I guess.
Austin: Whole team sounds good.
Bruce: I vote for only one member...because I'm Batman!
Chris: OK NEW TEAMS COMING UP! Now don't post, or you're auto-eliminated...
The New Team Oblivion: Austin, Hunter, Kira, Scott, Shelby, Dawna
The New Hazel Heroic Hamsters: Elle, Dreyk, Wes, Bruce, Cindy, Ezekiel
The New Frantic Fighters: Brendan, Daisy, Duke, Caroline, Crissie, Frank
Chris: Like your teams? I did what I did for reasons...well some of them, anyway. Head back to your former team chats and say your good-byes. Exiles head back to exile.
Dawna : Well I didn't turn out so bad I got Jason who is definitely not Scott and the Gay Guys the The goody goody and the other one so not that bad I just thinking were missing another made up personality *Trips over rock's* eh I'm probably losing it 
Wes: Wow I love my new team but miss my old ones (conf): minus Brendan and Caroline
==Episode 7 - Unlucky Number 7==
Chris: WELCOME COMPETITORS! Time to get to know each other on our new teams, huh? WELL WE'RE DOING A PAIR CHALLENGE! AGAIN! Lovely, huh? It's pretty much Phobia Factor. Anyway, I'll put up your pairs and chat there for a bit.
===Austin & Dawna===
Dawna : OMG it's u the Gay guy!! I'm your most hated fan!!
Austin: What?
Dawna : I dunno wasn't expecting a reply what u do in your life?
Austin: I do... stuff. I do stuff. I guess.
Dawna : Ok pedestrian I work as a manager in my everything pickles!! And whatever factory 
*Situation pops up in the Virtual Sim. and a hot girl is leaning in to kiss Austin*
(help Austin kiss the girl and console him afterwards. 4 lines only Austin's lines count)
Austin: I can't do this.
Dawna : KISS THE GIRL YOUR DAY'S IN THIS GAME PLUS YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!
Austin: I don't know! This seems so... awful.
Dawna:Courtney is in the other room do u want kiss her!! Than do it!!!
Austin: I don't want to kiss any girl. Really. Hunter is who I want! But, then again, if I lose this, I might get booted. And I won't get that kiss... I'll do this. *Gulps* But it seems icky.
Dawna : Well we all have to do icky things so deal with it!!!
Austin: *Whispers to self* Just pretend it's Hunter. Just pretend it's Hunter. *Looks up* Fine. I'll do it... Hunter. *Leans in and makes out with the girl thing-a-ma-jiggy*
Girl: *dies*
Austin: What the--!? Umm... okay?
===Hunter & Scott===
Scott: *still straining himself*
Hunter: What?
Scott: *gasps as a moustache pops out, turning Scott back into Jason* ME AND MY MOUSTACHE ARE BACK! *rubs his stache* I missed you so much!
*Courtney appears and begins to chew out Jason/Scott*
(help Jason stand up to Courtney and tell her off in four lines- ONLY JASON'S LINES COUNT)
Jason: *cowering in fear* Uh...hey babe...like my stache?
Courtney: NO YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG BLAHBLAHBLAH
Hunter: Jason...keep calm and tell her to go away.
Jason: *getting a headache* I can't...the Scott part wants her to keep yelling at me!
Hunter: You can do it, Jason! Ignore the Inner Scott in you!
Jason: *shown struggling as he starts laughing like Scott*
Hunter: JASON!
Jason: *punches himself* COURTNEY! YOU DON"T RESPECT MY STACHE SO SHUT UP <.<
Courtney: QUE? YOU'RE NOT DOING WHAT I SAID SCOTT, WTF, WHY I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYTHING DUNCAN YOU BOYFRIEND STEALER I'M NOT USING COMMAS BECAUSE I'M A CIT *Taken away*
Jason: Yes she's gone! Thanks's Hunter.
===Kira & Shelby===
*Shelby's technology is taken away and she's forced to work 24/7 at McDonald's to make it up*
(Help Shelby do her job in 2 lines then face firing and no more technology- SHELBY'S LINES ARE THE ONLY ONES WHICH COUNT)
===Elle & Wes===
Wes: Hai Elle its noce to meet you
Elle: Hi. >.>
Wes: Our team should do great
*Wes is on Jeopardy and is...wrong, comfort him while he learns to accept this*
(4 lines- only Wes' count)
Wes: Waht I totally got that final jeapody questin right
Elle: Get over it. It's just a question.
Wes: but I'm never wrong. Hold Me
Elle: Gross! *leaves*
WEs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gets in fetel postion and rocks back and forth*
===Dreyk & Cindy===
Dreyk: Hey, Cindy! Are you okay now? (CONF) Please be cured. Please.
Cindy: I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be? Oh right, the infestation thing-a-ma-bopper. Yeah, I'm fine.
*Dreyk is put naked as he walks towards his marriage with Cindy, who's all dressed nice and stuff. Cindy, play along with the marriage as Dreyk does this for the team*
(4 lines- only Dreyk's count)
Dreyk: I'm not doing this.
Cindy: I don't want to either. Bleck.
===Bruce & Ezekiel===
Bruce: *stares at Ezekiel*
*Amy appears; comfort Bruce and help him run away*
(4 lines- only Bruce's count)
Bruce: *Screams like a little girl* MY ARCH ENEMY AMY....HAS RETURNED!
===Brendan & Daisy===
Brendan: So Daisy, you feeling better now that your not infected?
Daisy: Yeah! Also sorry about not believing you over Wes- unless you wanted me to...
Brendan: Hey it's no problem, besides the problem is no longer on our team so that's good.
Daisy: Yay!
Brendan: So what do you think of our new team?
Daisy: It's okay- unless you don't think it is...
Brendan: Well...I agree it's okay.
*A Wild Shuckle appears and walks towards Brendan to beat him up, help Brendan beat the Shuckle, while only using Splash*
(4 lines- only Brendan's count)
Brendan: *shivers* I hate these things...there so squishy and hard at the same time....IT"S WIERD!
Daisy: Brendan, you can do it- or can you? I don't know! D:
Brendan: *vomits* IT's SO DISGUSTING!
Daisy: I guess- if you say so...but...
Brendan: *tries to inch closer to it, but is scared by it's looks*
Daisy: Yes, you can do it Brendan! That's one thing I know on my own! Come on!
Brendan: *Takes a deep breath and uses Splash on the Shuckle*
Shuckle: *dies because Splash is OP*
Brendan: Wow I never thought Splash would work. Thanks Daisy I owe you one!
===Duke & Caroline===
Duke: Well, I'm ready, I guess. How about you?
Caroline: I'm ready. You are feeling better, right? Just have to make sure.
Duke: I'm fine. Just have to wear this eye patch on my right eye and be cautious.
Caroline: Oh, well. The eye patch makes you look... better. It really makes you stand out more. I like it.
Duke: Thanks.
*Caroline is put in a situation where she's forced to kill all her beloved animals as it's ALL their birthdays, comfort her*
(4 lines- only Caroline's count)
Caroline: *Sobs* I can't do this! I don't care! I will never! I would never!
Duke: I know it's difficult, Caroline...
Caroline: It's more than difficult! These are my brethren! Duke, you have to understand. I'm sorry but I couldn't do this.
Duke: It's fine...I wouldn't do this either- nor would I kill a kid even if this show paid me...I won't lose any respect for you if you don't do it and I'm hopeful that no one else would, if they have any morals.
Caroline: You always know just what to say. But, I can't do this. Your words inspire me, Duke, but I can't kill helpless animals. It would be against everything I believe in.
Duke: It's fine. I understand. *smiles*
Caroline: Thanks, Duke. *Smiles back* I-- well... *Hugs Duke* Thank you.
===Frank & Crissie===
*Frank is forced to eat...a meat buffet*
(4 lines, help Frank eat the meat- only Frank's count)
== Results ==
Chris: And with that the Hamsters pretty much lose, so they're going to elimination!
==Elimination Ceremony 7 - Hazel Heroic Hamsters==
Chris: Vote, losers. Churros for: Everyone but Elle and Wes! Yikes ratings will go down with this elimination...and with majority of the votes against him...ELLE IS ELIMINATED- Psyche. Wes is. Sorry dude. Any last words? Also, for this episode only, we're skipping Peanut Gallery and Exile! Have fun.
Wes: I'll be back *tazzed by interns and dragged out*
==Better Part of Neighborhood (Team Oblivion)==
Austin: *Drawing*
Hunter: Hey, Austin, what are you drawing?
Dawna : I'm bored!
Austin: Just something random. Nothing too important. *Continues drawing*
Hunter: Oh, cool?
Austin: It's cool, I guess. 
Hunter: Cool. So want to do some sharades or something- I don't know. It's just so boring. I wish I was back playing trivia in my club. <.<
Austin: Hmm... sharades? That-- sounds... great? I don't know. It is too boring here.
Hunter: Yeah...I hate this competition.
Austin: I was hoping it would better. But everyone's such a downer. You are pretty much the only guy I get along with.
Hunter: Same to you. You're pretty cool.
Austin: Thanks. *Draws some more*
Dawna : aww can't Chris start the challenge!!! I'm getting Impatient!!!!! Or am I huh dunno
==Middle Part of Neighborhood (Frantic Fighters)==
Duke: *sitting under a tree* Well, it's definitely not bad being here.
Caroline: I love trees! So majestic, and they look just fantastic.
Duke: Yeah. The shade a tree provides is also nice on sunny days.
Caroline: Marvelous. Marvelous. Mind if I sit?
Duke: I don't mind.
Caroline: *Sits down* So, how are you?
Duke: I'm fine. My eye still hurts with random pain every now and then, but I'm getting better. You?
Caroline: Good to hear. And I'm doing fabulous. Thanks for asking.
Duke: That's good. You need anything?
Caroline: I'm fine, but thanks.
Duke: You sure? I'm fine with getting you anything. I'm sort of in debt to you for practically saving my life.
Caroline: Umm... well. Uhh... no. Nothing. 
Duke: Well, take this as a friendly, old-fashioned gesture of saying my thanks. *kisses Caroline on the cheek, then looks up at the tree, lost in thought*
Caroline: Well, okay. I liked that, but a bit early. I understand, though. *Pats Duke on the head* Thanks, I guess. 
Duke: *still lost in thought, not listening to anything*
Caroline: *Raises an eyebrow* Okay... I guess it's time for me to go then. *Stands up* Good bye, Duke. *Walks off*
Duke: *comes back to reality and sighs, but not at Caroline's leaving, at something else* ...Huh? Where did Caroline go? I guess I tuned out for too long. I hope I didn't offend her.
Henry: Geez. *dusting himself off* I get lost everywhere, nya ha ha! Why so glum, kid?
Duke: Huh?
Henry: I know inner sadness when I see it! Ha! I can tell since I have it. What's up, chum?
Duke: ...
Henry: Oh, hey, I know you! You're that one winner who won to a coconut! Not much of a winning, is it? Strategic, but who would want to lose to a coconut? *laughs* Anyway, I can feel this emotion coming from you. The silence is generating regrets. A wild guess, but, are you the final member of your family, failed to deliver a message to a dead, loved one, and are becoming a man of action rather than emotions and feelings?
Duke: ...O_O
Henry: Sweet! Nailed it! Nowi owes me ten bucks! Nya ha ha! Anyway don't be so glum! It's really irritating and disturbing. At least to a cheery guy like me! WEEEEEE! *Spins around and disappears*
Duke: This has creeped me out on so many levels...
==Ghetto Remains (Hazel Heroic Hamsters)==
==Episode 8 - The Truth==
Chris: Welcome contestants! Also here's my intern, Wes. Just for this episode. GO GET ME A COFFEE WES <.<
Wes: FINE >-> *goes to get Chris a coffee*
Chris: The first part of the challenge is ten minutes! CONFESS SOMETHING JUICY ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE COMPETITION! >:D Best one wins an advantage in the next challenge or something.
Bruce: I'm Batman!
Austin: I have wanted to kiss Hunter since this competition started.
Cindy: I don't completely hate Dreyk.
Caroline: I was jealous because I thought Duke was going to date Elle.
Jason: I've always hated Courtney...I only pretended to like her to increase ratings to help TDAS...even though it was a lost cause to begin with.
Hunter: I wouldn't mind Austin kissing me, I guess.
Daisy: I can make decisions...I'm just too scared to.
Dawna : I should be in jail cause I smashed Barack Obama's Car when I was doing a stunt on the white house roof 
Brendan: I secretly like watching MLP.
Dawna : Omg me to we should be brony buddies :D 
Wes: *reappers with the coffee* Well here is you damn coffee chris,  and I'm happy to be your intern so i can See Caroline. Good thing see doesn't know I actaully love her but was so scard of letting her know i concocted this whole sceme of throwing challenges to get her out so I wouldn't have to tell her how i feel *looks and sees everyone is behind chris.* CRAP!!! 
Duke: The thing I was going to give to Flare was a scrapbook of our childhood...*Drops tear and quickly dismisses it* Ow something got in my eye- but no matter what a brother does, family is family...whether your family be friends, animals, or your actual family...
Dawna : This is just like my Clarity and Apple Tack Fan Fiction :D
Caroline: WHAT!? Wes you-- Wes I-- Wes... huh? Uhh... I'm sorry, Wes? I wish you would have told me. But, it's okay. *Hugs Wes, whispering in his ear* Unless you're lying then I'll rip your arms off. *Lets go of him* Uhh... okay. And Duke, how sweet. *Hugs him* I knew you had a heart under all that-- I mean-- sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
Chris: So Duke has feelings, Brendan's a brony, Dawna should be in jail, Hunter x Austin, Wes is a failure, Jason trying to save All-Stars, and Caroline jealousy...nice variety. Personally, I'd have Wes win but he's eliminated. This victory is handed to Caroline and Jason in a tie, while Austin takes second, meaning HHH will face difficulties in this challenge...
Dawna : Omg you upseted me so much I'm not giving you book 2 of my fan fiction
Austin: I couldn't get at least first place-- now wait what? Hunter-- what did you-- did you-- huh?
Hunter: Sh. Save it for the team chats?
Chris: OK, so Caroline for the Fighters, Dawna for Oblivion, and Bruce for Hamsters! You will all step up, while the others support you! You will avoid rocks thrown at you by Wes! Avoid in 6 lines and then as long as Wes doesn't get something else wrong which you will escape in 4 lines, you'll win! Caroline only has to do 5 and 3 and same with Dawna, a one line subtraction. Poor Bruce.
==Caroline Dodgerock==
Caroline: Dodgerock? That sounds pleasant and fun.
Wes: *chucks a bolder at Carloine*
Duke: *from the sidelines, then shivers from memories of Flare playing with it* Caroline, look out, alright? I don't want you to be hurt...
Caroline: *Ducks and the boulder flies over her head* I'm doing fine, but thanks for caring.
Wes: *throws another one*
Caroline: *Steps to the side and dodges* Nice try, Wes.
Wes: *throw a bolder with Cooper attached*
Caroline: AHH! *Ducks and covers her head with her arms, with the boulder missing by only inches* What was that for!?
Wes: *thorws a boulder with George attached to it*
Caroline: A human!? Wait what? Ah! *Rolls to the side dodging it*
Wes: *throws a boulder that was dunked in gasoline and lit on fire*
Caroline: Eee! *Dodges it*
Wes: *throsw more boulders that are on fire*
Caroline: *Dodges*
Brendan: Good dodge Caroline!
Duke: You can do it!
WES: the more you dodge the more the camp burns *throws more fire boulders at caroline*
Caroline: *Dodges it* I am sorry camp! 
Wes: *thorws a heat seeking boulder that is on fire*
Caroline: *Dodges*
WEs: *throws a bomb with a incenaraor on it* dodge this and the camp explodes
Caroline: Ahh! *Tries to jump out of the way but won't move out of panic* I-- I-- *Bomb is about to hit her* Ah! *Jumps to the left, but the bomb blows up and she goes flying*
Duke: *sees it happen* Caroline! *runs to her aid*
Caroline: Duke. *Gasps for breath* Duke. My-- my-- leg. *Begins to sob* Please help meaahha-- *Passes out*
Duke: Caroline! Hold on! *begins to panic* I'm not good under pressure...Wait, I know! *picks Caroline up and brings her to Chris*
==Dawna Dodgerock==
Dawna : Aww Gravy! *Dodges Rock* 
Wes: *chucks a bolder at dawna*
Dawna : *Dodges only by a centimeter* A BOULDER!?!?
Hunter: *from sidelines* Dawna. Pay attention.
Wes: *throws another one*
Dawna : *Dodges* 
Wes:*throws a bolder with crazed weasels on it*
Dawna : *Dodges Boulder But Weasel Scratches her* Ew now I'll be like Coraline who has Rabies!!!
WEs: throw a boulder with lit dynamite*
Dawna : Um how do I *Punches Boulder and it rolls off but her hand is broken* Chris I'm sending you my Bill!!!! Wait wasn't it a lit one? *Boulder Explodes* Ow!!
Wes: *throws a rock that was dunked in gasolin and lit on fire*
Dawna : You Know it's time like these you feel bad for the comedy relief character *Dodges Boulder* wait that was number 5 I can escape!!!*sees fire* I hate this game .
Wes: That was fun
Dawna : Fun? THE WHOLE CAMP IS ON FIRE!!!! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE *Escapes*
Wes: Burn babay burn disco inferno 
Dawna :*Escapes*
Wes: 2/3 of the neighborhood gone 1/3 to go
Jason: You can do it Dawna!
Wes: she already won
Jason: Wes...I don't care.
Dawna : *Hugs Jason* I Did it yeah!! Someone get me some Gravy!!
==Bruce Dodgerock==
Bruce: I'm Ready!
Wes: *chucks a bolder at bruce*
Bruce: *avoids the boulder*
Wes: *throws a bolder with exploives on it*
Bruce: *leaps over the boulder and disarms the explosives...because he's Batman*
Wes: *throws a boulder with 2 face on it*
Dreyk: Go, Bruce! You can do it!
Bruce: *Sees TWO-Face* NO!!!! I couldn't save you Harvey! *starts crying as the boulder hits him* NO!
Dreyk: Ugh! You are so lucky that Ezekiel is more worthless.
Wes: *throws a vboulder that was dunked in gasoline and lit on fire*
Bruce: *dodges the boulder* I know who else is worthless...
-*Fire spreads around the whole camp, including the other challenges, and the Middle Part of the Neighborhood, slowly burning it down-
Wes: *throws more fire Boulders* Burn babay burn
Dreyk: Hey! At least I'm cheering you on >.>
Bruce: *backflips over the boulders* Oh you're that self centered that you thought I was revering to you? I was referring to The Joker.
Wes: Good to know *sets the joker on fire, attaches him to a boulder and thorows him at bruce*
Dreyk: >.> Of course you were...of course...
Bruce: *jumps over the boulder while punching The Joker in the face* Take that you stupid clown <.<
Wes: *throw boulders with fire bombs on them*
Bruce: *sidesteps the boulders while yawning*
Wes: Thats it *throws a heat seeking boulder that is on fire* Dodge that
Bruce: *He's Batman so he somehow finds away to avoid the boulder*
Wes: you probally just won but *throws more fire boulders*
Bruce: *dodges*
==Results==
Chris: AND HAZEL HEROIC HAMSTERS LOSE- and what sucks for them...double elimination. We're also having a returnee contest tonight, so stay tuned! No Peanut Gallery again, instead you'll just stay here!
​Dawna : Um for Winning the challenge I should get a Gravy Waffle flavored Muffin
Wes: Yes i will return
==Returnee Competition==
Chris: Hmm, welcome eliminated contestants! Time to see which of you will return!
Wes: Heck yeah. I Will win this
Cloey : Omg I don't think so!
Wes: Yes cause I wes the best
Cloey : listen your a valued competitor let the best one win
Chris: Your challenge? Link me to a parody video of an actual song. I'd recommend Minecraft. See Mike for some good ones. Best one wins. 20 minutes. >:D
Holden: minecraft Paordy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sH53vXP2A Fallen kingdom Cold play parody
Cloey : Mine Craft is Dorky but Don't Mine At Night
Chris: SUPER CLOSE! However...while both are among some of my favorite songs of all time. I prefer...Fallen Kingdom! Just ask Mike! Sorry Cloey, but Wes is debuting...into the Hamsters once more!
Wes: I'm back baby. YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris: Cloey you can be intern though? ;/
​Cloey : Okay 
==Elimination Ceremony 8 - Hazel Heroic Hamsters==
Chris: Vote. Only those who spoke during the challenge may vote. TWO of YOU will be going home- but Bruce is immune!
Chris: 12 minutes remaining, my children.
Chris: OK, so churros for all but Ezekiel, Elle, Dreyk, and Cindy! Ezekiel, you need to do more. Elle, you're bland. Dreyk, you're so unlikable to everyone. Cindy, you're not contributing as much, but still OK? Threat basically...2 VOTES AND EZEKIEL IS OUTTA HERE! Elle, Dreyk, and Cindy are all in a one-way tie. SO THEY'RE ALL ELIMINATED- Just kidding. Tiebreaker! Who's ready? Pick a number between 1-3. You have five minutes or it's randomized.
Cindy: 1!
Dreyk: 2.
Elle: 3.
Chris: AND CINDY IS CORRECT, SO SHE GETS TO PICK WHO'S SAFE WITH HER! Cindy, who will you choose?
Cindy: I'm saving Elle. Dreyk needs to get out of here now.
Dreyk: About that. I have an idol.
Dawna : BOO!* Throws popcorn at Dreyk* MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS
Chris: EXACTLY WHAT DREYK SAID, SO ELLE GTFO! *Interns escort Elle and Ezekiel out* OK, Wes is back on your team and- *Duke arrives with Caroline* ****ing Wes! ALWAYS BRINGING ME LAWSUITS! Not a matter! For I'm a secret doctor! *throws her into the ambulence, literally*
Duke: That is not how you treat the injured. <.<
Chris: WELL WHO HAS THE DEGREE? *Shoves Duke and his team into the ambulence* Let us roll! *drives it to the hospital with all of the Frantic Fighters*
==Better Part of the Neighborhood (Oblivion)==
Jason: *itches his stache*
Dawna : Um I was promised a Gravy and Waffle Flavored Muffin
*That exact muffin falls from the sky on Dawna's head...then falls on the ground*
Austin: So, Hunter... what did you mean when you-- well you-- I mean, when you confessed that you-- I-- I mean you-- I-- uhhh... I can't remember where I was going with this.
Hunter: Yes? What is it?
Dawna : *Eats Muffin*
Dawna : *Starts Writing Fan Fiction* Oh dear Apple Tack I have been waiting for you at the train station
Austin: Well, Hunter, I... I thought that we could-- or I mean if-- Ugh! Forget it. I'm-- I'm sorry.
Hunter: Um...what do you mean...? Come on. Explain?
Dawna : I'm Sorry Clarity an emergency came up *Starts Typing*
Austin: *Looking away from Hunter* Umm... okay. I thought, that we could-- well that we could kiss... or something. Maybe, possibly, I don't know. *Still looking away* So, what-- do you say... or something.
Hunter: Uh, sure? If you want, that is...
Dawna : And then Apple Tack leaned for the kiss knowing that everything would land on this single moment
Austin: *Looks back at Hunter very surprised* So... you weren't kidding? You weren't going to ditch and tell everyone embarrassing secrets about me?
Dawna : Each time getting closer every time her heart beat got slower
Hunter: No, I wouldn't Austin. You're a cool guy. *smiles*
Dawna : And then....
Austin: Thanks. You're cool too. *Smiles back, then closes his eyes and leans in slowly*
Hunter: ...
Austin: *Touches his lips and then pulls back slowly* Umm... *Blushes*
Hunter: Um...uh...that...
Austin: Hmm... that I-- Uhh...
Hunter: So...how's life?
Austin: *Shakes his head a little* Oh yeah... life is, well-- life is life. *Realizes what he just said* Oh... uhh I mean... I have no clue. *Laughs*
==Hospital (Fighters)==
Chris: ALL BETTER, JUST NEED THE BANDAGES CAROLINE WHEN YOU WAKE UP- Well no you'll be injured for a while but- OOOH PIZZA! *Runs away, leaving the bandages which were totally un-neccessary*
Duke: *sighs* I hate Chris. Hold on, Caroline, you'll be fine...*thinks about what he could do to cheer up Caroline*
Caroline: *Laying there unconscious*
Duke: *goes make Caroline a get well card while sitting in the room*
Caroline: *Wakes up, but doesn't open eyes* 
Duke: *finishes it* I'll tell the others to come in and sign it. I really hope she gets better...she's a nice person, a great one, and she doesn't deserve this pain...I'd rather have been in that challenge to spare her the injury...*leaves card by her hospital bed and begins to walk out*
Caroline: *Smiles while a tear begins to trickle down her cheek*
==Remains of the Ghettos (Hamsters are 2pro)==
Wes: Its good to be back here I miss this place and i back to win for now
Bruce: *eats a Bat-Cookie* I'm sorry team...I couldn't win! *cries*
Dreyk: Alright. No matter how much we dislike each other, we've got to win from now on.
Wes: AGREED look what throwing the challnege to get me out got us
==Episode 9 - The Return of Morgan Freeman==
Chris: welcome losers
​Dawna : Why are you welcoming your self you should be welcoming us it's the kind thing to do 
Chris: die
Wes: i never thought you would ever tell me that again chris
Bruce: *eats a Bat-Cookie* Chris you never got me in contact with Mr. Fox! I need a new suit!
Chris: OK, so *shoves Dawna and Bruce into water* who's ready for the challenge- WOAH *kidnapped*
Morgan Freeman: Hello children, I'm back for now. :)
Wes: Who the f*ck are you.
Bruce: *climbs out of the water and bows before Morgan Freeman* MR. FOX! I thought I would never see you again! *starts to cry*
Duke: It's great to have you back, Mr. Freeman.
MF: Thank you, nice to see you both again too.
Dreyk: Oh my god! Morgan Freeman! My dad is such a big fan.
Bruce: I am in need of a new suit Mr. Fox!
MF: *hands Bruce a new suit*
Bruce: Thanks :D *puts on new suit*
Wes: i probally should of watched a season of TDN before joining this comp. So who is this guy
Dawna : *Spits out Water* Who is this Ms. Bear you speak of?
Bruce: How is Alfred doing Mr. Fox?
Wes: This guy looks more like the president of South Africa than a host
Dawna : He Looks a Celebrity 
Dreyk: Ugh! Losers. No-lives! It's MORGAN FREEMAN! :D
~ STOP POSTING ~
MF: No need to be a jerk to people, Dreyk. I know everything and everyone...for I'm Morgan Freeman. OK so the challenge is simple? Not really, but hey...anything is possible-
PaRappa: AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE-
MF: I'm hosting this one, I'm afraid. *PaRappa sobs and leaves* Anyway, first of all, welcome to this not-really-late stage in the game. I'm proud of you all. Secondly, this challenge will first challenge will just test your loyalty. Would anyone give up their team's immunity for pizza?
Wes: Probally woundn't be a good Idea
MF: How about for ice cream?
Jason: They don't have any sweet staches...so no thanks.
Wes: nah
Bruce: No
MF: Sole vote in your team's elimination? I could keep going all night long...
Wes: Hell Yes I will
MF: And HHH go to elimination. Sorry to you all. OK for second place...a nice, candlelit dinner for two and a Spa Treatment for the leftovers? Someone take it or I force one to take it from Oblivion or Fighters.
Brendan: I guess the dinner...it would be better than the slop u feed us here...
MF: Who will you take to dinner with you, Brendan?
Brendan: *blankly stares at MF* Uh...Daisy I guess.
MF: And Daisy and Brendan go to eat dinner! Oblivion win the Better Part of the Neighborhood.
==Elimination Ceremony 9 - Hazel Heroic Hamsters==
MF: Wes, hand out the churros.
Wes: Well this was the toughest decision i have had to make yet. Well all three of you threw the challege to get me out last time and now one of you is gonna get you just desserts. Derek the other team members hate you a lot and that puts a target on you and off of me so your safe*gives derek his churro* Cindy I haven't gotten to know you well but people want you out too so here is the other churro *gives cindy a churro* Bruce sorry but your are slient and deadly which makes you a threat to my game so it time for you to go. BRUCE WES HAS SPOKEN
Bruce: And now dumb and dumber are going to vote you out. Whatever. *gives Wes the middle finger and vanishes*
MF: And Wes has sadly spoken. Good bye my son...I am your father...'s favorite actor. Derek and Cindy are safe for another day.
Wes: Yeah GROUP HUG
Cindy: Sure? I don't do hugs. But, 'kay I guess. *Hugs Wes then lets go soon after*
Wes: Well thank you. Our team is so much better without bruce on it.
==Better Part of the Neighborhood - Oblivion==
Dawna : Wow Surprising Elimination 
==Spa - Fighters==
Duke: *looking at the ceiling* Still better than the Remains of the Ghetto.
Caroline: *Wheels her way over in her wheelchair, her voice is raspy and faint* True. Ugh, I can barely speak. *Coughs twice*
Duke: Caroline? Are you alright- well probably not, but is there anything I could do to help?
Caroline: Drink of water? Please?
Duke: Sure thing! *goes to get her a bottle of water*
Caroline: Sweet, sweet Duke. *Coughs*
Duke: *comes back with a water* Here you go. *hands it to her* I hope you feel better soon.
Caroline: I hope so too. *Chuckles then drinks a large amount of water* I was-- *Coughs* Thirsty.
Duke: Want me to get you more water?
Caroline: I'm fine, but thanks.
Duke: Alright. If you need anything, just ask me and I'll do it. It's the least I could do.
Caroline: Thanks. It means a lot. *Smiles*
Duke: No problem. *smiles back*
==Dinner - Brendan & Daisy==
Daisy: Yay- I think. Unless you don't like dinner.
Brendan: It's better than the crap back at the neighborhood...have they even given us a meal since we got here?
Daisy: No...
==Remain of the Ghettos ft. Team Victory 2.0==
Wes: We aren't Team victory 2.0  WTF is with this sign. 
==Episode 10 - Come Forth!==
Chris: die
MF: Aw, he's back. Bye. *leaves*
Wes: that wasn't nice Chris
Chris: I said die
Wes: Hope you die to then.
Dreyk: No D: Morgan Freeman!
Cindy: Umm.... okay?
Austin: This better be worth ruining my drawing I've been working on for 5 days. >~>
Chris: Your challenge? HONOR EVERY SINGLE ELIMINATED CHARACTER (Put their heads on a totem, each one is two lines and each line requires something said about them) AND THEN AFTER THAT MAKE YOUR REMAINING TEAM'S TOTEM (ONE line, each line requires something said about them), FIRST TWO WIN!
Ex:
Bob: *puts Sebastian's head on the totem* He was nice (be more specific)
Bobby: *commenting* Blah. (be more specific)
No specific orders, but Elimination then Team
==HHH Totem Making==
Wes: Well geroge was a nice guy but it was either me or him *puts a george head on the totem*
Dreyk: George was okay. He didn't talk much or disagree, so I liked him.  
Wes: Danielle was a really sweet gal and tried to do dsoemthing *puts head on totem*
Dreyk: She did great. Meh. Whatever.
Cindy: Elle was a girl who-- did girl things. *Puts head on totem*
Wes: well she stood for her rights and lost trying
Dreyk: *puts Cloey's head on totem* She was...obsessed with Dike?
Holden: Yup she stood with me till the end where she got the boot in a close 4-3 vote Sorry closy anbout that and the returnne challenge
Dreyk: Dike was obsessed with Cloey. *puts head on totem*
Wes: your an idiot for wutting this comp but a good boyfriend i guess gl to you
Dreyk: Uh...Devyn didn't speak much, but she was okay? *puts head on totem*
Wes: Quite guy who helped me fight a lose tp Carloine . You will be missed
Dreyk: Jake was an idiot, but he didn't speak much! *puts head on totem*
Wes: Jake was not the smatrest cookie in the jar but he still was sorta nice
Dreyk: Bruce tried to help... *puts head on totem*
Wes: I HATE HIM HE CAN GO SCREW HIMSELF
Dreyk: Zeke was, "eh" *puts head on totem* Last one!
Wes: I miss Zeke
Dreyk: Cassie was...smart? I don't know? Was she the dumb one? *puts head on totem*
Wes: Cassie goit herslef voted of for doing nothing but she was nice though
Dreyk: Cindy is annoying and useless *puts her head on totem* Hey, he didn't say we had to do something nice.
Wes: Derek seems like a nice guy but I seem like a nice guy so meh
Dreyk: (CONF) Me? Nice guy? Yeah! Pft. (END) Wes is cool, I guess. He did a lot...for the good or bad *puts head on totem* We win!
==Oblivion Totem Making==
Hunter: Elle was annoying, so good riddance. She was...something, though? I hate on everything so...*puts it on the totem*
Austin: You're hilarious-- in a rude, funny, and cute sorta way. And Elle was awful.
Hunter: George sucked. Enough said.
Austin: He sure did suck, he sure did. *Puts head on totem*
Hunter: Devyn did nothing but say she was not Kevin... <.<
Austin: Yeah, he was-- I don't know. *Puts head on totem*
Hunter: Ezekiel did squat. *puts head on totem*
Austin: He could have did something, at least. 
Hunter: Cassie was dumb.
Austin: I guess you could say that. *Puts head on totem*
Hunter: Bruce was the only cool one eliminated. *puts head on totem*
Austin: Pretty much.
Hunter: Screw Jake.
Austin: Just dreadful. *Puts head on totem*
Hunter: Danielle, die.
Austin: Oh, nice. *Puts head on totem*
==Fighters Totem Making==
Duke: George- we didn't really get a chance to see him, but he seemed like smart guy. *Puts it on the totem*
Caroline: I'm sure he was a great guy.
Duke: Elle...was Elle? I don't know any more. *puts it on the totem*
Caroline: Elle was-- Elle... 
Duke: Danielle was somewhat nice. Shame she couldn't do much... *puts it on the totem*
Caroline: Oh, she was quite sweet.
Duke: Dike, he quit for his love, that's nice. *puts it on the totem*
Caroline: That love is the best love.
Duke: Cloey loved Dike until the very end. *puts it on the totem*
Caroline: Oh, love... what a magical thing.
Duke: Cassie was dumb but lovable? I guess? *puts it on totem*
Caroline: I guess so...
Duke: Jake didn't say much...*puts it on totem*
Caroline: Too bad.
Duke: Devyn also didn't do much...but was cool? *puts it on totem*
Caroline: She didn't do too much, but okay I guess.
Duke: Uh, Ezekiel didn't do a lot, but saved Devyn's life...*puts it on totem*
Brendan: I didn't get to finish my dinner with Daisy...
Caroline: It will be all right. And Ezekiel was a fella who did-- stuff.
Duke: Time to start teams, I guess.
Caroline: I guess so. Well, you... you should go first. 
Duke: *puts head on Brendan's totem* You're a nice guy.
Caroline: Yeah, he is?
Duke: *puts head on Frank's totem* I don't know how he's still here...
Caroline: Yeah, sure.
Duke: *puts head on Crissie's totem* She's smart? Or was she the other one? I can't tell easily...I haven't talked to either much.
Caroline: 'Kay...
Duke: *puts head on Daisy's totem* She's nice.
Caroline: Oh yeah. She....is?
Duke: *puts head on Caroline's totem* You're probably the nicest person I have ever met. I'm glad I met you. *smiles*
Caroline: Thanks. *Smiles*
Duke: And that leaves me...I can't comment about myself, so I will just put the head on the totem. I leave the comment to you, if that's alright? *puts head on Duke's totem*
Caroline: You're absolutely amazing. The best guy. Well you are-- I could go on and on about how fantastic you are.
Duke: R-really?
Chris: Both of you shut up. Anyway, OBLIVION ARE GOING TO ELIMINATION!
==Elimination Ceremony - Team Oblivion (Dos)==
Chris: You know what to do...20 minutes, in the confessional.
Chris: CHURROS FOR ALL BUT SHELBY AND DAWNA...Dawna, you've been annoying EVERYONE, Shelby you're inactive...but the final churrito is for...Dawna! Not really! Shelby is safe. Good bye Dawna.
==Mejor Parte de el Neighborhood (HHH)==
Wes: This is fun. No one can stop us NO ONE
Dreyk: *glares at Cindy* Thanks for your help >.> (CONF) From what I've seen, the couples need to get out. Like, now. Hm...how about Mr. Dukey Godplayer and Ms. Nature?
Wes: Guys we just need to realize we are all on the same team here. We nne to work together or we are all going home
Dreyk: or she's going home >.>
Cindy: or you're going home. 
Wes: Guys just calm Down or I'll burn down this part of the negihborhood too.
Dreyk: You already burnt down the other two. Why not? We'll all be equal.
Cindy: *Rolls eyes*
Wes: maybe when we lose
==Remains of the Middle (Fighters)==
==Ghetto's Remains (Oblivion)==
Hunter: *reading a book* It's boring around here...
Austin: *Drawing* Yeah it is.
Hunter: So what's up?
Austin: Well, Chris ruined the other drawing I was working on, so I had to restart. And a bunch of other crappy things. I just feel awful. Soo... what about you?
Hunter: I have this book, here. It's the blandest thing you'll ever read. So I'm not feeling all great either.
Austin: Well, at least I know I'm not alone. 
Hunter: Say, I know Vashyron, Zephyr, and Leanne, three former contestants, used to sneak out and get some food...so want to sneak out with me for dinner? Excuse me, if I'm being bold.
Austin: It's perfectly fine, that actually sounds like fun. Let's do it.
Hunter: *devises a trip so the guard falls for it and while the guard is there, sneaks out of the Neighborhood*
Austin: *Behind Hunter*
Hunter: *heads and sneaks into the diner called "Dinner Diner"*
Austin: *Slips into the room behind Hunter*
Hunter: *Sits on a table and grabs menu* Finally!
Austin: *Places self on table beside Hunter* ... I should probably get on the other side, right?
Hunter: Feel free to sit wherever you want. *smiles*
Austin: Thanks. So, *Grabs menu* what to get?
Hunter: Well, what do you want?
Austin: Hmm... I don't know. Let's see. *Flips through menu* I shall get the burger with fries and the vanilla shake. Mmmm...
==Episode 11 - Saionji Quotes==
Chris:meyELCOME REJECTS WHO WEREN'T ACCEPTED IN THEIR FIRST TRY! Ready for the chance to make it in?
Violet: I'm smarter than everyone here combined, so duh.
Ivy: Gurl you wish! Up outta mah way!
B: ...
Chris: CHALLENGE TIME! Shall I explain?
Violet: Uh, yes.
Chris: So you die, first one to die wins.
Violet: I'm being serious. >.>
Dusk : *Dies*
Wayne: he's joking right?
Violet: Well, looks like Dusk can't debut. What idiot falls for this?
Cooper: *brings a dead mouse*  Meow(This mouse died Can i win)
Ivy: Alls of yalls idiots!
Violet: *facepalms* 
Wayne: (sighs)
B: ...
Chris: *revives Dusk* OK, the actual challenge. <.<
Violet: GET ON WITH IT.
Dusk : Did I win?
Cooper: Meow (XD)
Wayne: well?, what is it?
Dusk : I don't like you
Chris: OK, SO POST AN INTRODUCTION OF WHY YOU SHOULD BE IN! THEN, INSULT EACH OF THE HAZEL HEROIC HAMSTERS! Bonus points if most of the insults are on Dreyk. GOOD LUCK! THIRTY MINUTES IS YOUR TIME LIMIT!
SO THIS IS HOW IT WORKS: YOU GET POINTS BASED ON YOUR RANKING IN THE CHALLENGE AND THIS IS TONIGHT'S RANKINGS:
1st - Cooper - 12 points
2nd - Violet - 10 points
3rd - Wayne - 8 points
4th - Ivy - 6 points
5th - B - 5 points
6th - Dusk - 4 points
7th - Edwin - 2 points
8th/9th - Zac & Dante - 0 points
Chris: THE BOTTOM THREE GO HOME TONIGHT AND I'M SORRY...Dante, Zac, and Edwin. Any last words before I send you all away?
Chris: Since majority of you chose to put all the challenges all at once, let's see what to do...AHA, THAT'S IT! Confess something juicy about yourself. SUPER JUICY! Bonus points if it involves the competition or a competitor in particular, but good luck with that. Only the bottom two go tonight. Twenty minutes.
​Dusk : Um Secretly My Secret Identity Is Amy you know the one Bruce Hates and I do everything he says I'm kinda evil sorry...oh yeah I was the one who killed ALL of the animals in my sister's animal protection thing but who cares about that I also helped kill numerous presidents
Violet: I can't believe you... Why... Urgh, but I need to debut... In my first year in high school, as I mentioned before, I go to a Private School. Well, I got bullied, mainly out of jealousy because I was the smartest pupil there, even better than most of the lousy teachers... But... they said I would become popular if I did this dare... And I needed to do it. Brains, plus power, equals everything I need to rule these idiots, man, I hate stupid people. Do you know what I had to do? I had to randomly kiss this stupid idiot kid, who always sat by himself and was hated. I did it, but he shoved his tongue down my throat! It was disgusting, I beat him up after kissing him, and was so humiliated! One, I kissed a stupid idiot, two, he liked it, three, I wasn't popular, more infamous if anything... and four... IT WAS THAT PIECE OF JUNK IDIOT WHO REPEATED GRADE 6 THREE TIMES, DREYK! The most hated guy in our school! And I kissed an idiot like that! I hate him, and those popular braindead idiots so much! It also led to my first detention ever... I was... so ashamed! 
Cooper: Well once while I was drinking from the toliet I was going in for a Drink but got too hasty and fell in. While I was falling in  by foot hit the flusher thing and the toiliet acidently flushed and the suction made my head get stuck in the hole at the bottom. All the  old poop and pee stains got in and on my fur and turned  me brown and  made me smell awful for at least a month It took the fire department 12 hours to free my head form thet stupid white Bowl. I hate Toliets now but they are still so good for a drink of water that I ant helpo myself but to drink form them still..
Ivy: I WAS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR AUSTIN! And then I found out he was gay and I almost killed my mama! And I did kill mah sistera's cat... and may have been in juvie two weeks for it because they thought I was cray cray...and some other prisoners tried to get ehir way with me, but I stood up for mahself and nothing happened...... anyways, basically... Austin gonna get it. >.>
B: *writes on white board: I've been arrested for murder. I have murdered Daisy's loving mother and some others and then I attempted to...do naughty things to her. But the cops came and busted me.*
Wayne: one night i was pretty drunk, i saw this girl nearby, we were talking for ages, we went back to my place...and...and...i found out i spent the night with...a guy...(shivers)
Chris: OK time for the points:
1st - B-
Cops: *come in and arrest B*
B: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *Stabs the remainding people in each of their limbs repeatedly before being catched*
Chris: OK he's out apparently. Idiot. OK the new placings are: (also only one elimination because of B)
1st - Violet - 12 points
2nd - Wayne - 10 points
3rd - Cooper - 8 points
4th - Dusk - 6 points
5th - Ivy - 4 points
OVERALL POINTS:
1st - Violet - 22
2nd - Cooper - 20
3rd - Wayne - 18
4th - Dusk/Ivy - 10
Chris: OK, so...Dusk and Ivy must face off in a tiebreaker for who is out of the debuting challenge! And it's...guessing my favorite color! (TF's not Chris')
Ivy: I'ma guess blue!
Dusk ; *Sighs* Green?
Chris: DUSK SURVIVES! Ivy, any last words? No? OK! THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO QUOTE ME THE BEST QUOTE. Only one is eliminated for this. 20 MINUTES, GO!
Violet: "That thing you call 'friendship' is just bunch of weaklings plotting together. This world is divided between with a chosen noble like me, and those who serve us as slaves. That's why I don't need to team up with something like friends..." ~ Hiyoko Saionji
Cooper: "We’re just… ignoring the situation we’re in. It has nothing to do with friendship or cooperation or solidarity… The weak get killed one after another… Anyone can betray at any moment… And that’s why we can’t trust anyone. That’s what this place is all about."" Hiyoko Saionji
Dusk : I like sponge bob :) http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gcZoILN8ChQ
Wayne: with great power, comes great responsibility - Uncle Ben (Spider-Man)
Chris: Well, it's between a classic and Saionji quotes. We will go opposite order in the rankings:
4 - Dusk - 6 points
3 - Violet - 8 points
2 - Wayne - 10 points
1 - Cooper - 12 points
Overall results:
1 - Cooper - 32
2 - Violet - 30
3 - Wayne - 28
4 - Dusk - 16
Chris: dusk you're pathetic get out. This is super close, it seems.
Chris: Feed me a pizza. Describe it, specifically. You have thirty minutes. Like this:
B: *opens Chris' mouth and slides in a cheese pizza with jalapenos* (more specific)
Chris: Good luck! This will make or break you all!
Cloey : Omg Chris Give me my paycheck already I'm tired of waiting
Violet: Pizza isn't supposed to be classy. It's fast food. *rolls eyes, and pulls out a pizza, and stuffs the slice down into Chris's mouth. It has a regular crust but puffed up, and cheesy with a bit of extra cheese with peperroni and garnished with minimal herbs to look a bit classy, and there are also bacon rashes sucked into the cheese*
Wayne: uhh..feeding another guy food?...oh well..if it will get me in the game...here...have this delicious, mouth watering pizza slice, topped off with suculent cheese and red hot pepperonis. bite into the scrumptious heaven and let the cheese melt it's goey texture into you're mouth...(cringes) then let the orgasmic tomato sauce soak you're gums with pleasure, and once you're done with that, chew the rest of the soft and plump crust and let the splendid taste melt in you're mouth.......why do i feel like i'm describing pizza ***n? (ignore the fact that it's red - Blaze)
Cooper: Meow ( I hate pizza but i het this is good *slides pizza in Chris's mouth* First it has a gooey cheesy crust which is perfest with this Marinara oin the side. The pizza itself contains pizza sauce and  moteralla cheese as a base. Then sausuge,  pepperoni, onion,s  peppers and  freshly sliced Bacon. It is toped finally with more motesralla and chedder cheese to make the perfect pizza.
Chris: OK so,:
3rd - Cooper - 8
2nd - Violet - 10
1st - Wayne - 12
overall results:
1st - Cooper - 40
1st - Violet - 40
1st - Wayne - 40
Chris: OK that didn't work out so good. So, um...YOU ALL DEBUT! SURE! RATINGS! Wayne to Fighters, Violet to Hazel Heroic Hamsters, and Cooper to Oblivion! Nice, am I right? *on announcement* Each team will eliminate someone tonight! Also meet your new teammates! They're safe...for now.
Dusk : Ooo Dibs on the left over pizza!
Violet's Introduction
Violet: You know what? I'm all that matters here. I go to a private school, and accel every single one of my classes, so it doesn't even matter if I skip class or not. My family is known for it's large inheritance, knowledge, and strength as my parents are both in the special forces. My IQ is of genius level, and I'm smarter than everyone one in this combination (especially Dreyk) combined, so I'm definitely a force to be wreckened with. I am just so sick of stupid people, you know? Especially ones that know they are stupid, but can't accept that they are stupid, and pretend they're not stupid, when they are stupid! Like Dreyk, you know. And here is some food for thought for all those idiotic Hazel idiots. I've been watching, you know. I am more deserving to be here than any of those stupid people!
*Wes: Like who do you think you are? You think you're so top dog and anything, but you're crap! It's only sheer luck that you are still in this competition. You are unworthy, annoying, and a horrible contestant!
*Dreyk: You're the antagonist? Like, sheesh. My dog could do better than you. You whine, complain, and act like you're the best of the best, but you're the worst of the worst, and stupid! Gosh, you're idiocy really grinds my freakin' gears, like, how stupid can you get? Why are you alive? The audience, your family, and everyone with a brain hates your guts! You're an idiot to infinity and beyond, but you probably don't even know what that means! What kind of idiot would allow an idiot like you on the show, stupid? Man, even thinking about you makes me want to strangle a cat, but I'm too perfect to do that. So go away, vote yourself out, go to Antarctica, get hypothermia, AND FREEZE TO DEATH YOU HIDEOUS WINDBAG!
*Cindy: You are... pathetic. Don't act like you have power here, you label lacking loser. You're stupid too, just like EVERYONE on your team. You're a complete try hard. 
*Elle: Whine, complain, be annoying. This team is INCREDIBLY repetitive. Do you think anyone values what you'll ever have to say? Your relationship was sad, it was like something out of middle school, could I even consider it a relationship with Duke? That would offend EVERY couple on the planet.
*Ezekiel: I'm not going to waste my breath on an idiot like you.
*Bruce: You were forgetable and pathetic. Go live on Mars, but Curiousity hates you too.
===Ivy's Introduction===
Ivy: I NEED to be in because I definitely will cause drama and pain to the other crappy contestants! Any one get up in MY way, they gonna get pummeled! And that's a promise! And for those bonus points.... DREYK IS THE WORST ANTAGONIST EVA! HE DOES NOT BE DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR ELIMINATE THOSE WEAKLINGS! AND HE JUST SUCKS IN GENERAL! Also the other Hamsters are just god awful! So there I be!
===Dante's Introduction===
===Zac's Introduction===
===Wayne's Introduction===
i think i should be in because mainly i (Blaze) have never been in this camp before, and i'd love to see what this camp is like, plus all those Hazel Heroic-Ham-type-dudes all...seriously have faces only their mothers could love, jeez...it's insulting to us humans, especially Dreyk's, that guy is a total loser, he'd fit right in with those Heroic Hamsters losers, Dreyk probably hates himself to, and you know what?, i can't blame him, uhh...he, and all those Hamsters guys suck so bad, they're a disgrace to the human race, hell they ain't even humans, THEY ALIENS!
Elle has a seriously horrible name, it's making my head go numb just saying her name.
Dreyk is a pitiful excuse for a human being, he spelt his own name wrong for crying out loud!, plus he especially has a face only a mother could love.
Wes...isn't that the name of the guy from Pokemon Colloseum?, are you that guy!?...that guy SUCKED!!!, so you must do to!
Bruce...Bruce Almighty?, i very highly doubt that!, i bet even Batman would be ashamed you cosplay as him you suck at it so bad!
Cindy is a dreadful cow, she has the name of a little girl, hell she is a little girl, go back to preschool you b**ch!!
Ezekiel...my boy, you should just give up with Total Drama, you suck at it, you suck at life, seriously go die.
Wayne: and as for something juicy...i flirted with multiple girls in a club once, i told them i was single, when in actual fact, i had a girlfriend...who has no idea about the flirting....things might have gotten...passionate between me and one other girl...
===Edwin's Introduction===
Hi! The reason why I should be in is for my friends and girls, and for the food. I also kind of want to donate to charity. I hate seeing people and animals without homes. Thats why I should be in.
===Cooper's Introduction===
Cooper: Meow (Well I should be the debuter do to fairness. Nlo one know but there was a part 1 to this season and I was in it. I was doing great until the producers said we would't get enough rating and got a new cast and restarted the season. Because of this I didn't make the second cast and got put here. I should debut to be fair and also i know what makes some of these people angry. I did compete with them for a few days on pasrt one of this season. I know how to make them mad and know how to exploit them for ratings). Meow (Now to make fun of thoses hamsters Wes is the moron that i used to love but he is stupid for buringdown 2 plarts of the Ghetto, throwing challeges and getting himsefl voted off. Cindy was stupid enough to throw challeges too and still is. she has absoultly no social game and will lose since in reality everyone hates her. Finally Deryk. Yout the stupiest person i have ever seen. you threw a challenge to get your ally out and then were voted off. Lucky for you you had the hidden immunity idol which sent your other ally out. your now all alone hoping Wes doesn't want his revenge. you are also a Damn floater who is gpood for nothing but to be trodenm under the foot of man. You have no social game and have benn stupidly lucky since you have been here. Screw you and if I don't make the cut the I'll be ready to scrath up your fat anmd ugly face with my claws you fat moron. *Poops on a picture of Deryk* HAHAHA My poop make your ugly person look a lot better than you do now you idiot. FORGET YOU GO HOME GOOD BYE. *poops on the picture more*
===Dusk's Introduction===
Dusk : I'm just to cool he he he.......*Sighs* Actually at home I'm always considered the one who is a failure I mean everyone in my family is like amazing and I'm just there cause I'm family I mean sure maybe I'm not the inventor like my sister Daylight or a 5 star chef like my sister Midnight or own my own animal saving program like Dawn but everyone calls me a failure so today I'm going to prove them wrong and win this show and if you don't see it then shame on you and also Dreyk suck Sue Me he is the only one I hate so much cause of his nagging and Courtney-ness find him attractive Jason is a terrible piece of Coopers Crap Cindy is Garbage. In a Can 
===B's Introduction===
B: *Writes on a giant white board: "Hi I'm B. I'm intelligent and think I'm fit for this show, to finally get revenge on one I have spotted: Scott, also known as, Jason. I want to brutally murder him with words. Somehow. As for the Hazel Heroic Hamsters, they suck, they can go die. Dreyk is all bark and no bite. OK, thank you for your consideration."*
==Elim. Ceremony 11 - Oblivion, HHH, and Fighters==
Chris: You know what to do. You have 25 minutes.
Dusk : I still want my pizza
===HHH Voting===
Chris: And it's sad, but safe to say...Dreyk has been evicted- BUT HE HAS AN IDOL- wait he used it...well, then. Dreyk, any last words of wisdom? Wishes? Anything?
Wes: sorry Derek but that was the way things had to be this time
Violet: Dreyk, you pathetic moron! Get out! Also, I'd like to announce to my team, due to being the smartest one left on the show, I will make our decisions. :)
Wes: Okay. sounds good we need leadership
Violet: Great. Even though I'm on a team of you two morons, great. (CONF) I thought those idiots would rebel. Turns out they're not as stupid enough as I thought to against the genius's words.
===Oblivion Voting===
Chris: AND IT'S...A DRAW BETWEEN SHELBY AND JASON! THE FIRST PERSON WHO ANSWERS THIS IS SAFE: Who was eliminated in Area 51 of World Tour?
Jason: Tyler
Chris: AND SHELBY IS OUT! *hands churros to all except her* Good job, Jason.
===Fighter Voting===
Chris: OK so everyone is safe except Caroline, Daisy, Crissie, and Frank! The next churros are for...Caroline and Daisy! The final churro of the night is for...*Crissie looks confidently at the churro as Frank begins to tear up* Crissie! *Crissie walks up to get hers, smirking* Frank, dude, you're gone.
==Good Chat (HHH)==
Wes: Well Deryk is finally gone
Cindy: *Dies*
Ivy: I AM HERE TO REPLACE HER GURLS! *Shakes her lucious booty*
Wes: What the f*ck *tries to revivie cindy*
Cindy: *Stays dead*
Ivy: *Shakes her booty some more*
Violet: Idiots, I'm trained in CPR! Back off! *shoves the three away, and tries to give her mouth to mouth, followed by pushing against her chest* Wake up, you idiot!
Wes: *dials 911* Help Chris McCalin Finally killed someone on one of his shows
Cloey : Uh someone died huh DUSK GET THE BODY BAGS IN CHRIS'S CLOSET
Cindy: *Still dead*
Ivy: *Still shaking her booty*
Violet: One less idiot here anyway. She's probably faking it, I can sense a pulse.
Mason: Whatever. As long as it isn't me, I don't care. *walks back to interns chat, but hits a tree and falls* Ow...
Violet: *puts ear against her chest* And there goes our pulse, and the team's most useless member.
Cloey : Nuh uh Gurl that is not how u Twerk *Twerks*
Wes: Move out of the way I got my trusty baseball bat shoud I hit her with it *start wacking cindy with the bat*
Violet: I will hit you with that in a minute! *shoves Wes*
Cloey : *Twerks*
Violet: Can I maul this intern chick? >.> What kind of brainless idiot twerks? Gosh, I hate this show! You're all so stupid!
Ivy: AW UH UH! Gurl! Out! *Pushes Cloey* YOU FAILYA! *Twerks* This is how ya do it, tooth pick! *Twerks some more*
Mason: Cloey, are you a good intern, for anything? ! *tosses body bag to the HHH team* When you give up trying to revive Cindy, put her in this! You stupid losers...
Cloey : Haters gonna hate *Twerks on Mason and Ivy*
Wes: *comes back and hits Cindy's head with the bat as hard as he can*
Violet: *blood splatters across her clothing* W...what... THE F**K DID YOU JUST DO, PORKY? YOU.... OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN LOOK! *storms off* (CONF) Now mother's going to have to take my uniform... to the dry cleaners... look at the blood...
Hanamura: *arrives, as new intern* It's so wet here... Oh, it's blood... WHAT THE...
Cloey : Greetings *Twerks on him*
Mason: Wes, what are you doing!? Are you an idiot, or something? If she wasn't dead- you just killed her! Moron! Why am I wasting time with the likes of you? You guys figure this out on your own, I don't want any blood on my hands! *sarcastically* What a magnificent and organized team you have there. *leaves*
Hanamura: :O *stares at Cloey* (CONF) Hot girls! Score!
Wes: *is covered in brain matter* That was AWSOME. I didnt know heads exploded like that
Hanamura: You're beauty is EXPLOSIVE! Cloey, uh, my lips are poisoned... *puts to face* Could you make out the poison for me? ;)
Cloey : *Twerks on Hanumaru*
Hanamura: E-even better... ;)
Cloey : *Twerks on him + Cindy*
*Fire starts surrounding everyone who hasn't left the chat*
Cloey : *Twerks on Fire*
Hanamura: SO HOT!
WEs: *is shown with fire* I set the last part of ther neighborhood ion fire and left cind'y body their. she needed a proper creamtion
Hanamura: FIRE! JUST LIKE WHEN MOTHER LEFT THE RESTAURANT TO ME! AH!
WEs: *runs to the Oblion camp*
*Fire now entraps them all, for those who didn't escape.*
Cloey : *Jumps into sewer while Twerking*
Violet: *had escaped to olivion camp*
Mason: *gets on a helicopter and uses a rope to save everyone in HHH chat, then put them in the safe forest* Screw this job. <.< OK, Wes. YOU'RE putting this fire out. Or I'll have Chris eliminate YOU. Have fun. *unties him then leaves*
Wes: thanks for saving me..... Uh thros water onto the fire
Chris: *has a cop arrest Wes*
== Wes' Prison ==
Police: You will be here the night, then go under probation. *Shoves him in his cell, alongside recently arrested B*
B: 'Sup Wes?
Police: *also dump in Cloey*
WEs: what diod youg uys doo
B: Murdered Daisy's mother and almost r***d Daisy herself. Also stabbed every debuter in the limbs. You?
Wes: Well this *thorws gas everywher and sets the jail cell on fire*
Police: No you must stay here or you're eliminated. *puts in reinforcements for the jail cells, to keep them in, despite them probably sweating from heat and it spreading in the cell*
Wes: well if you don't let us out this is gonna happen to all of us *pushes B into the fire*
Cloey : *Beats up Wes and Throw him in the fire with NO chance of survival* What now Bit**
Wes: *on fire* AHHHHHHHHHHH *stop drops and rolls*
Cloey : *Grabs Wes's Hand and pull him up* 
Wes: *is not on fire* Wow you saved me thanks.... Well it looks like B is dead
Cloey : *Hugs him* I couldn't let you die
Wes: Well thank and it looks like B big a** put out the fire
Cloey : Yep I guess we will have to stay here tonight....so I'm going to hit the hay good night Wes *Goes to Sleep*
B: I'M A GODPLAYER, YOU D****! *Starts a fire and throws Wes and Cloey into it and laughs, but then trips over and falls on them as the fire starts, trapping them and not moving out of anxiety* (He originally had purpose so thanks guys. :) )
Wes: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *on fire* starts squirming out of the fire*
Cloey : I'M A GOD PLAYER 2 WE CAN GO ALL DAY ***CH!! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS DO YA I'LL BEAT U UP GANG STYLE 
Wes: *suirms out of the fire* Stop drop and roll *does that*
B: *Watches the jail cell burn and end up burning Cloey & B alive*
Wes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that sucks *runs back to camp* Sorry i couldnt save you cloey and B killed you
Cloey : La La La La *Burning* Like Omg my God Playing Skills Has Improved :D 
Wes: *sees Cloey* WTF *starts bashing cloey with his bat to put the fire out*
Cloey : Uhhh what was that for!! Now you like broke my head! Your so Homicidal!!
Wes: *keeps hitting cloey as hard as he can* I almost got the fire out
Cloey : *Sucker punch Wes and leave*
Wes: come back *runs and hits cloey until she is dead*
Cloey : w...es......*Presses button that revives her* enjoy jail *Leave to intern chat*
Wes: *grabs cloey before she leaves* Your not going anywhere
B: *Comes from the ashes* CLOEY MUST DIE! I want to do naughty things to her as well. *smiles evily before realizing Wes is there* Oh, 'sup man? Alliance to kill her and poke her? POKING PEOPLE IS SO NAUGHTY! *Poking Wes* I feel so alive! >:D
Wes: *scared* okay *starts wacking cloey with thew bat again*
Imaginary Cloey : OMG GO AWAY AND HIT REAL CLOEY GET LOST AND GO TO A MENTALLY ILL PLACE GOD!! *Stabs B 128 times* and *Kicks Wes* Finally done *Leave 4 GOOD!!*
B: *alive*
Wes: *runs away* Suker B
==Other Good Chat (Oblivion)==
Cooper: Meow (That was fun) i'm back from part 1
Hunter: *wakes up from a nap, hoping Cooper joining was a dream* No, he's still here? WTF? Why a cat?
Austin: *Wakes up* Say what?
Hunter: A cat...is on our team. <.<
Cooper: Meow (Cause I'm an awsome cat)
Austin: Meh, never liked cats. I like dogs... and you... wait what?
Hunter: Dogs were always superior.
Austin: Mhm...
Cooper: Meow (I can climb trees and lick my own butt, can a dog do that)
Hunter: *pushes Cooper away* So Austin...should we consider the diner thing a date or..?
Cooper: *Hisses at Hunter and walks off*
Austin: We should. *Kisses him on the cheek like a boss*
Hunter: *blushes* Uh...Um...
Wes: *runs in but trips and sets jason on fire* sorry man
Violet: *arrives* WTH
Mason: *grabs a bucket of water and throws the water out, at Hunter* Whatever...
Wes: Well that was fun. Murder and Arson in one day....... I mean horrible thinbgs happening toi people and wronfg person mason
Mason: *throws another bucket of water at Jason* <.< You're so useless, Wes.
Violet: A team of idiots I am on...
Wes: I hate you Mason *sets mason on fire*
Violet: Are you stupid? *backhands Wes*
Cloey : *Jumps out of Sewer and twerks on Violet*
Mason: *pours water on himself, while resisting the strong urge to start screaming* Alright, I've had enough of this useless idiot. *ties Wes up and heads over to HHH chat* <.< Continue on.
Wes: I HaTE you all *sets the camp on fire* *dragged to HHH*
Cloey : *Goes to intern place while Twerking like a boss*
Austin: Umm... Hunter you're drenched... eh. *Kisses him for like ever*
Dusk : La la la la la la la la la how to extinguish a fire COOKIES OF COURSE!!! *Throws Cookies in*  aw I'm all out *Throws Random Stuff into fire* Oooh Dolphin to *Throws Dolphin in fire* and Twilight Sparkle to!!! *Throws Twilight Sparkle into fire*
Mason: Stop ruining moments. <.< *drags Dusk away on their ear to Interns' Chat*
Dusk : WAIT!!! *Runs and Throw Hunter in the fire* That should work
Austin: NO! *Kicks Dusk, and pours water on Hunter* It's fine... not really but still. 
Hunter: Um... uh...
Austin: Shut up. *Kisses him*
Hunter: No. <.< *pulls him away then gives into the pressure and kisses him again*
Austin: Sure, whatever. >.> *Pulls him off then shrugs his shoulders and start kissing him again* 
Hunter: I'm the man in this relationship thing. <.< *pulls away from him* Bad, boy. <.< Meh...*kisses him again*
Austin: Sorry, but I am the man... clearly. No offense, but just no. *Pulls away* You are so-- amazing. *Kisses him again again*
Hunter: *pulls away* No. I quit then. <.<
Austin: Well then, if you want to be like that. >.>
Hunter: Fine then. <.<
Austin: I hate your good lookin' face. >.>
Hunter: Die. <.<
Cooper: *ruins the moment by jumping on hunter and licking himself*
Austin: COOPER! *Kicks him and he goes flying* STAY OUT! WE ARE TRYING TO FIGHT! GOSH!
Hunter: <.<
Austin: Don't look at me like that. >.>
Hunter: It's a free country.
Austin: I hate you... a lot. Wait... no I don't... or do I? Ugh! I hate everything! *Kisses Hunter then storms off*
Hunter: *stays in place* I'm not giving up my position as the leader in this. <.<
Austin: (CONF) What did I do...? Hunter is the "leader" even though I'm the one that took action and I'm the one that does the most. But, if he seriously won't risk something to not be "leader", then maybe he needs my help. Hmm... I don't know... (END CONF) *Storming off* I-- ugh! Hunter? I-- meh? *Walks back* Do you really care that much about being "leader"? >.>
Hunter: Yes. I like keeping things organized.
Austin: Fine. You can be "leader". I hope you're happy...
Hunter: I am.
Austin: So, what do we do now? Go back to the awkward smiling, talk about how much this competition sucks, or make out some more? Or, do you have something else in mind? (CONF) Anything but the awkward smiling, anything but that. (END CONF)
Hunter: Awkward smiling, I suppose?
Austin: Works for me. *Smiles* (CONF) Of course. (END CONF)
Hunter: *smiles*
Austin: (CONF) So confused... from the awkward smiling, to the make-out session, then to a huge fight and I had to make myself let Hunter be the "man" in this relationship, and then back to the awkward smiling. Like... what is going on...? I hope another make-out session soon, because this competition is getting so close to ending and I'm kind of upset... (END CONF)
Hunter: *while smiling* Smile back. <.<
Cooper: *jumps on Hunters Head* I'm back *starts doing the macarena*
Austin: *Picks Cooper up and throws him* Look, Hunter, I like you and all, maybe even love you, but I think the smiling is a bit old for us. Just sayin'.
Hunter: *night approaches* I know. I know. But I'm not sure if we can do whatever else. Anyway, I'm afraid I have to leave...idol searching! Right! I have to do this alone though, so farewell Austin. See you in the morning! Yeah...*rushes away*
Austin: Hmph. Idol searching? Please. *Sighs* Guess I should head to bed... *Lays down or something*
==Good Chat Some More (Fighters)==
Wayne: well...this is fun!...right?
Wes: *arrives* where the heck am I? *is covered in blood and brain matter from 2 diffrent people and really burned*
==Intern + Host Chat==
Cloey : Uck this Sucks!!
Dusk : Being held captive by Chris against our will is fun!!!
Cloey : NO don't you understand I'm supposed to be with my Husband Dike speaking of today is the 7th day since we got married aww so sweet :]
Mason: *arrives back, and then immediately sees the fire through the window* Are you serious, Hamsters, are you actually serious? <.<
Cloey : Hey guys today I learned that Twerking is something that only Miley Cyrus can handle so ima quit Twerking
Mason: Good...now Dusk, go put out the fire in Oblivion, for your life is more extendable than mine. And do it, later. Let them struggle a bit as punishment for Wes' actions. <.<
Dusk : Ok Can I Get A Cookie afterwards? I'll take that as a yes!
Cop: *comes in and arrests Cloey too*
Chris: *announcement* INTERNS, IF BY NOW, YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST SOMEWHAT SERIOUS, DUE TO COMPLAINTS, YOU SHALL BE FIRED! THIS COMES INTO EFFECT NEXT EPISODE! :)
Hanamura: I am SO serious... about the ladiesss! And the cuties. ;)
Dusk : Omg like I'm so nervous
Cloey : Hey guys I want to suck up to you so I'm not called "Cloey The Lonely"
Chris: Cloey you're technically dead, so you're fired.
Joey : Hey guys since Chris fired Cloey I'm the replacement so Cloey GTFO
Cloey : ;( *GFTO'S*
Dusk : *Groans* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chris I can't take it anymore there hasn't been anything interesting for hours
Joey : That is the life of a intern duh  listen as head intern it's my job to make PERFECT intern's so let's go over the rules If You Act Stupid you'll get FIRED late for work? FIRED!! And if you interact with the competitors you'll get FIRED!! Also don't Slouch don't frown or you'll get FIRED!!!!! If you don't smile then you'll get FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mason: Hate to break it to ya, Joey, but I'm head intern. Loser. <.<
Joey : *Locks Mason in a closet were the key is in the lake* And one more thing be perfect or YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!
Mason: I have my phone. *calls Chris* Fire Joey please. OK thanks. *hangs up*
Chris: *comes by the closet and frees Mason* I'll fire him later. I'm eating pizza. LATER SUCKERS! *Leaves*
Joey : Ha looks like I'm not getting fired *Staples multiple pictures on the wall that says Joey is watching you* There we go 
==Episode 12 - The Honesty==
Hunter: *working with others near the island to dig up dead bodies to pickpocket their loot*
???: O'er here! It was Chef! It has to be good!
Hunter: On it, Samuel. Now shut up. <.< *digs on Chef's grave, while getting rust on his hands to find his body missing* Wait...what?
Samuel: Team-
Hunter: Shush, we'll all be caught. <.<
Cody: Yeah, it's bad enough as it is...we've all been in canceled seasons and are poor...
Samuel: I never should have given my spot up for Duke...*sighs*
Hunter: Did Chris rob this himself? Or did someone? We needed the money! <.<
Cody: *shrugs*
Hunter: Cody, please die. Anyway, you guys go back into hiding. I'll tell Chris, as soon as I get the mud off my shoes. *they leave and he goes to Chris*
Chris: SO CHEF'S ON THIS ISLAND ALIVE?! D: *on announcer* CONTESTANTS, THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON LOCKDOWN! HUNTER *Throws him back into the remains* GO BACK THERE! *Hides* Challenge will be soon...*cowers in fear* OK the challenge is actually...lure Chef into a trap. Don't do anything from there. Do be warned, he has a tendency of causing...comas. Beware of kidnappings, as well. B is skilled at it and he's on the loose. :(
==Chef Trapping - Oblivion==
Hunter: ...How could I possibly- I mean, let's go trap Chef team! Yeah...
Austin: You-- you're actually encouraging the team.. since when do you do that?
Cooper Meow ( Well he is a chef so food should attarct him)
Hunter: Um, since forever, Austin you should know me! <.< Great plan, Cooper, k let's go team!
Cooper: Meow ( what food does he like?)
Austin: Trust me, I do know you. You don't encourage the team, you hate Cooper, and you look like you've killed someone. And most importantly... all Cooper said was 'Meow' and you said 'great plan', unless everyone can randomly understand Cooper... what's going on...?
Jason: Kira do you have any suggestions?
Cooper: Meow (Cmon i want to help. Dont't be a cat raicst)
Hunter: *to Austin* I'm actually an animal whisperer. Comes in nifty at times. Anyway, if you don't trust me, you shouldn't speak to me. That's all I have to say on this matter. Cooper get the ingredients. <.<
Austin: I don't care. I'll figure out what's up... that's a promise. (CONF) I think... (END CONF) I know something is up with you. You can't hide it.
Hunter: Nothing is up. That's all. Now shut it. <.<
Cooper: *comes back with a bunch of dead mice* Meow ( I caught these yummy meaty treats)
Jason:....So you think Chef will eat dead mice Cooper...
Austin: *To Hunter* I will do nothing. If you can't even tell me what's up, you can't be the man. Actually I don't know if you should even be with me. >.>
Cooper Meow ( Your right Jason I'll be back) *leave to hunt*
Hunter: *to Austin* Hmm. Every man is entitled to their privacy, Austin. Apparently you're too nosey and whiny to realize it. Thus, that doesn't make you a man either and un-deserving of my highly qualified standards. So we're through. Have fun on your own, while I TRY to help. *walks to help Cooper*
Jason: I don't speak cat...so I guess I'll help find food* *goes to help Cooper and Hunter*
Cooper: *stalking a giant Turkey* Meow ( here birdy birdy birdy)
Austin: You said every MAN, HUNTER! You're a complete numbskull and you clearly don't even deserve that title! And I don't care if we're through! I'll go get someone else! You're not special! And you don't deserve this amazingness that is Austin! I now hate him more than cats! *Storms off* Screw the challenge!
Cooper: Meow (NOW) *jumps on a violently attacke the turkey*
==Chef Trapping - HHH==
Violet: As the only smart one on the team, we do what I say, right, stupid people?
Wes: Sounds good
Violet: *watches Ivy twerks, and grabs a wooden plank* Chef is messed up, and B a killer, right? *smacks her across the head with it, knocking her out*
Wes: Blood form anther body will attact him *grabs a bat and his Ivy*
Violet: *slaps Wes* Slow down! We don't want her dead, you stupid idiot! Come on, let's drag her out to a remote location and draw in the two, then, we kill them.
Wes: Okay that sounds good. *grabs some rops anf ties up Ivy* Where should we go
B: *spots the three and grabs a knife and his finger and dashes towards Ivy*
???: *sneaking behind the bushes, un-noticed*
Violet: Ahh! *grabs a wooden plank, and swings it at B*
Wes: *starts dragginf Ivy* lets go violet *looks at violet* WTF its B
Violet: *hits him across the head with the plank* Stupid, stupiddd! 
???: *sneaks behind and grabs Violet* DROP THE WEAPON. It's Violet's death and mine, or no one's! *holds Violet tight with one arm, and has a knife cut her*
Wes: No violet uhhhhh *tries to pick up Ivy but she is too heavy and they both fall*
Violet: Help me, Wes, you low life idiot! *tries to break free of his clutches, but can't* Wait... *swings her foot back, hitting him in the groin*
Wes: *crawls from under Ivy* Coming *kicks ??? in the shin*
???: I'M TRAINED IN TAKING PAIN MAGGOTS! *Kidnaps Violet and takes her away
Wes: Noooooooo. That sounede like Chef *follows chef while dragiing Ivy*
B: *Body slams Wes*
Wes: Not you again *pull out a fire bomb* I'm not afraid to use it
B: TAKE IT EASY MAN I'M A BRUISER *Runs away*
Wes: Great what to do now...... I'll follow Chef's Foot Prints *follows after chef*
Chef: *hiding*
Wes: *sees Chef* I see you b*tch. *starts throwing fire bombs at chef*
Chef: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Wes: *runs and jumps on Chef*
Chef: *stabs Wes inside the nose* Ew... STOP GETTING IN MY WAY!
Wes: That hurt *is bleeding* Takes the rope used to tie up Ivy and ties up chef* There that sucked Now where is Violet
Chef: *manages to take one of his hands and free it and cuts Wes' arm heavily, until submitting to defeat* ...
Wes: *is bleeding a lot* *reties Chef* Well that waas Fun Chef You lose I win Now Tell me where Violet is or I blow up this fire bomb in your mouth'
Chef: She's- *sees Violet come back*
Mason: *drugs Chef and causes him to sleep, then presses a button on a remote, causing Chef to drop into a pit* Easy.
Chris: AND HAMSTERS...win? O__O
Violet: *runs back to her team* I am such a great leader... *panting, and furious*
Wes: Yes we win *faints from blood loss*
Mason: Oh, right. Good job guys? I don't really care, I'm just an intern. The best of them. Anyway, good job, I guess. And good leadership on your part? More organized than the others... *orders an ambulence to come to the aid of Wes, then disappears*
==Chef Trapping - Fighters==
Duke: OK, so I know for a fact Chef dislikes Chris, right? Why not hold a Chris mannequin out in public, near the well for Chef to want to kick him, and hope he comes to kick it? But I don't know what to hold Chef with...
Brendan: K.
Duke: Do you know what could hold Chef, Brendan?
Daisy: Brendan knows everything! He's the best and smartest person I know! Tell him what you're thinking, Brendan! :D
Brendan: I don't know...maybe we could find cement or something to throw on Chef as he kicks the Chris Mannequin.
Daisy: Yay! I knew you could come up with a plan- unless you don't think so. *hugs Brendan*
Duke: That's great- but, where do we find the cement?
Brendan: You were a host once? So you should know where Chris keeps supplies like that?
Duke: He's too cheap to have cement. The best I could secure us is KOS-MOS' old freeze cannon or a cardboard box.
Brendan: I guess we could try using both incase one of them fails we will then have a backup way to catch Chef.
Duke: Alright. *sneaks into the office and comes back with the box and cannon, panting* Got it...heh...*falls* I'll be fine in a bit, but the cannon is heavy. KOS-MOS was a heavily-armored robot.
Brendan: OKay...so now we need to make the Chris mannequin.
Duke: Alright. Let's see what we could make it out of...
Brendan: Daisy or Caroline any ideas?
Caroline: Nothing Brendan.... Brendan? BRENDAN! BRENDAN! And Daisy! I remember Daisy! YES! Yahoo!
Duke: That's great!
Daisy: Wait what?
Brendan: I guess she remembers us.
B: *walking away from Wes and spots them and rushes towards Caroline*
Duke: Woah! Caroline, watch out! *gently gets Caroline out of the way and takes the body slam* ...Ow...not like I was expecting no pain...
Brendan: *gasps*
Chef: *comes out of hiding and shoves B out of the way and grabs Duke*
Duke: Well, good luck guys...that's all I can really say. Stay safe.
Chef: *kidnaps and takes Duke away*
Brendan: Oh no Chef took Duke. What will we do now.
Daisy: I don't know...
B: OH H*** NO! *Body slams Brendan* Die!
Brendan: *groans in pain and dies*
Daisy: Brendan! D: Let him go! *tries to push B off Brendan*
Brendan: *still dead*
Daisy: *out of anger, manages to push B off Brendan, then continuously whacks him with a bat across the face*
B: I'm a bruiser! *runs away*
Daisy: *drops the bat then drops on her knees and cries over Brendan's dead body*
Jason: *Somehow appears by Daisy and what remains of Brendan* I heard crying so I came to investigate...what is the matter?
Daisy: He's dead...*continues to cry*
Jason:.....Well I think I may know what to do...however it will need some strength from you to accomplish. Remove my moustache and place it onto Brendan.
Daisy: *uses her strength to pull Jason's mustache off, then puts it on Brendan* Sorry if that hurt, Jason.
Jason: *gasps and turns back into Scott* Hehehe...why am I here again? *returns to his team*
Brendan with a moustache: *light radiates from the moustache and Brendan weakly opens his eyes* I saw....something really scary...I was standing outside a gate...and Mike and Zoey stood before me... *vomits and faints*
==Kidnapped Chat - Kidnapped & Interns==
Mason: *frees Violet & Duke* Go back to your teams. <.<
Chris: *on announcer* AND OBLIVION AND FIGHTERS FACE ELIMINATION...tomorrow! You can chat about who to eliminate, tonight!
==Remains of Better (HHH)==
Viola: *scarred 4 lyfe*
Ivy: *Smacks Viola upside 'da head* Who the hell do you think you are? Huh, little girl? Exactly, you ain't nothin'. Touch me again, I dare 'ya.
==Remains of Ghetto (Fighters & Oblivion)==
Duke: *sighs* Wes, wasn't it?
Caroline: *Wheels herself up to Duke* Most likely.
Duke: Oh, hey Caroline.
Caroline: Hello, Duke.
==Hospital (Wes-ley, Brendan, Jason, and Daisy)==
Wes: Well that was fun 
Scott: *wearing a paper bag* Yep...it sure was. *starts laughing like Scott before running to the bathroom*
Daisy: Are you guys OK? I want to help. :(
Brendan with a moustache: *shivering and sleeping in a bed*
Wes: Well If getting stabbed by a crazy chef 72 times I guess nothing will
==Elimination Ceremony 12 - Oblivion & Fighters==
Chris: Fighters are up! Twenty minutes!
Chris: AND CRISSIE IS OUT! Who will join her from Oblivion? Same time limit.
Chris: AND WE HAVE A TIEBREAKER: Cooper and Jason make a speech on why you should stay. Best one stays. Good luck.
Jason: Well let's since your just going to let Cooper win otherwise you-know-who is going to complain some more...so I quit.*leaves*
Brendan: *also quits*
Cooper: MEOW MEOW (Well I should stay because I'm a cat and am the first cat to compete in any reality show. Also I create tons of Drama by being wher I'm not wanted which is great for ratings. Also Jason sucks now since the only thing that made him any good was his mustache that he dosent have any more. also finally I am a debuter who fought my way onto this game and I will continue doing whatever it takes to win.)
Brendan: *comes back* Daisy...you are no longer my sidekick. You may follow whoever you choose. *leaves*
Dusk : Seriously like all the good contestants are leaving >:( 
Chris: Toodles Jason & Brendan! Which is a shame since you both have more depth than Cooper...well, with that, WE'RE MERGING IN THE CHALLENGE, BUT TO LIMIT EC'S...YOU WILL BE IN YOUR TEAM CHATS TONIGHT! Have fun!
==HHH Place==
Violet: *reading, looks up, and glares at everyone* Stupid...
Wes: Wjhat we won> And I'm fully recovered
Ivy: You've got somethin' else comin' gurls! But first, I got to pay someone a visit! *Twerks a little, then heads off*
Violet: Next chance we get, that idiot is gone, Wes. Just looking at her slowly lowers my IQ.
Wes: Yeah all that twerking is giving me the creeps
==Fighters Place==
Caroline: *Humming*
Duke: *sighs under the remains of a tree, mourning the loss of Jason & Brendan*
Daisy: Brendan, why? *cries*
Caroline: Hmm? *Rolls her wheelchair over to Duke and possibly Daisy* Are you two okay?
Duke: I'm fine, it's just lately the eliminations are people I actually personally know...and it will go that way, until someone like, Wayne, wins because Wes burned everyone's bodies or something. I don't know. However, knowing Wes, he would do that just to win. <.<
Daisy: *sobbing* Brendan. :(
Caroline: Oh. I see. I'm sorry to hear. I hope you two feel better. And Daisy, it's okay. *Tries to hug Daisy but cannot lift herself up out of the wheelchair* Oh, well okay. That's not working. So, yeah...
Duke: I'll be fine, mine is just a passing thought- like all of life is. It just passes by quickly. Still though, I'll miss Jason & Brendan. *to Daisy* It'll be fine. Brendan relieved you of your duties, didn't he? Just be your own person and win it for him.
Daisy: I can try...
Caroline: ... and you will succeed. And Duke, how nice of you. 
Duke: It's nothing...just trying to help.
Daisy: Thanks guys. I'll win for Brendan! :)
==Oblivion Place==
Cooper: *bites Autin in the crotch*
Austin: YOU LITTLE PERV CAT! *Pulls him off and throws him*
Ivy: *Walks up in 'da chat like she owns the place; In which she does* Austin!
Austin: Who are you...?
Ivy: I'M IVY GURL!
Austin: O...kay?
Ivy: You got me sent to juvie and things happened!
Austin: I don't know know what you're talking about... I--AHHHHH!
Ivy: *Pummels Austin*
Hunter: *somewhere else, digging, then hears Austin's "AHHHHH!"* That idiot. <.< *rushes over to Austin*
Cooper: MEOW (Thats for trying to vote me off b**ch.)
Austin: WHAT THE--
Ivy: SHUT IT FOOL! *Continues to pummel Austin*
Hunter: *arrives behind a bush and spots Ivy, holding his shovel close*
Austin: *Groans and moans*
Ivy: I said shut it. >.> *Pummels him Zoey godplay style*
Hunter: *sneaks behind Ivy and whacks her with his shovel on the head*
Ivy: *Opens her eyes wide and then turns around in shock* I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST HIT THE IVY! *Punches Hunter in the gut* COME ON SCRAWNY BOI! DO SOMETHIN' ELSE! EXACTLY! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTIN' ON I-- *Passes out*
Austin: *Rocks back and forth in fetal position* 
Hunter: You, alright Austin? *quickly throws shovel behind the bushes*
Austin: *Still rocking back and forth* I didn't see her coming... she was so large and powerful... I'm upset. 
Hunter: Well, she's not that strong. <.<
Austin: *Rocking* But she was hitting me for like 10 minutes straight... I'm still upset. 
Hunter: This is why I was the man of our former, 10 minute relationship. <.<
Austin: *Looks up at him; Finally done rocking* Well-- ugh. That makes so much sense now... I am so weak and awful... *Starts rocking back and forth again*
Hunter: Exactly. And since I learned you NEED me, I will be willing to give it a second chance.
Austin: *Stops rocking* Yay...? *Jumps up and hugs him*
Hunter: You'll be alright with me around.
Austin: Thanks. Thanks a whole lot.
==Episode 13 - HEYEAYEAYEAYEA==
Chris: Hello, welcome to the merge!
Wes: THE MERGE SWEET
Caroline: Goody.
Austin: This day just keeps getting better.
Ivy: SWEET! *Twerks* I SAID I WOULD STOP BUT I NEED TO CELEBRATE! *Continues to twerk*
Austin: *Gulps then backs away*
Viola: Thank god, I'm tired of being near stupid people.
Cooper: Meow (I'm a cat so somebody hold me)
Chris: The first part of the challenge? SUGGEST A CHALLENGE! BEST ONE...MAY...BE USED AND THEY'RE AUTO IMMUNE!
Viola: I... uh... a challenge where you have to investigate a murder, put the clues together, and find out who killed them?
Wes: We build a Chris statue out of the neighborhood remains
Caroline: We could tame wild animals? First, we have to pick a number, and whichever number we pick gets a certain animal. Some will be easy, but some will be incredibly tough (Meaning how many lines it takes to capture/tame that animal). Then, we have to try and tame our animal. First one done wins.
Ivy: Hmm... boxing competition! We would face each other, the one that makes the fight most realistic and makes the fight better wins, and that continues until one is left, and that person be crowned 'da winner, baby!
Austin: We could throw parties? We would have to describe what kind of party, how many people, beverages and foods, and everything else like that... best party wins!
Cooper: MEOW (Everyone go find a female cat and whichever one I mate wins the challenge.)
Hunter: We could write speeches on why we deserve to be here...or something...I don't really care. <.<
Duke: We could solve a puzzle of sorts, which requires logic and time, fastest one wins?
Daisy: We could dedicate memorials to Brendan's departure! :D
Chris: And in order these are the places:
1st - Wes
2nd - Ivy
3rd - Viola
4th/5th - Duke
5th/4th - Caroline
6th/7th - Austin
7th/8th - Hunter
9th - Daisy
10th - Cooper
11th/12th - Wayne
12th/11th - Kira
Chris: AND WES WINS! Ivy and Viola were tight on his trail, but him sucking up wins! Meanwhile, Duke and Caroline were at least on the right track, while the others suck, or in Wayne's case, didn't even try. Wes is immune. Part 2? It's simple, really! Wes, pick who's immune with you! It CANNOT be Cooper, due to you both being the same user! You have to explain with reasons!
Wes:; this is hard but I'm going to give it to Viola. I do like you a lot and you have been a tremdous help to me keeping me around that I need to pay back the favor.
Chris: AND VIOLET IS SAFE! Next challenge in a bit! (I'll be at Chatango if anyone needs me)
Chris: OK, SO! THE CHALLENGE IS...TO...PRAISE EVERYONE HERE IN A SPEECH- YEP, I know some of you *looks at Violet, Cooper, and Hunter* will think this is hard. AND AT THE END, YOU MUST INSULT YOURSELF AND BEG FORGIVENESS UPON JASON! Begin!
Cooper: Meow Meow Meow (Well Ivy is good at dancing, Wes is pretty good with fire, Viola turned a bunch of morons into winners. Dukehas been pretty good persn. Caroline has been pretty good srtategically. Austin has a good sence of humor kicking me ans all. Hunter know how to start drama, Daisy is very commited. Wayne and Kira have done pretty well nopt oing much and wayne won the debuter challege. I'm a cat and being and cta sucks and this makes my life a lot harder and I'm sorry jason that you quit but it was destiny thst you were supposed to do thai thinbk. will yoiu forgive me for making you quit.
Chris: Jason, your verdict?
Jason: Okay I guess...I mean no one else did the challenge so...You are forgiven my child...er...kitty. *pats Cooper on the head and then uses his stache to fly away*
Cooper: Meow (Thanks a lot Jason see you later)
Chris: TIME FOR ELIMINATION!
==Elim. Ceremony 13 - Everyone==
Chris: Cooper, Violet, and Wes are immune! Also watch out who you vote, there MAY or MAY not be a twist. ;) TWENTY MINUTES!
Chris: AND WITH THREE VOTES, AUSTIN IS OUT IN 11TH PLACE! Any last words? Also double eliminatio-
Hunter: I quit. You guys are the biggest idiots I have ever seen. I'd rather be with Austin than working a job- I mean being here. <.<
Chris: And, Hunter in 10th! Adios, losers!
==Merging Chat==
Wes: that was intense
Ivy: Shush up loza! You goin' down!
Wes: Uh okay but you have no power to do anything
Ivy: OH I HAVE POWA! I basically ripped Austin's limbs off so shush up yo' face.
Wes: Uh okay *walks away slowly*
Chris: Joey, Dusk you wanted to quit, so you're fired. (Dawn-y told me they quit)
Caroline: Hmph. Still utterly annoying. I hate him. Why is he still here?
Duke: I don't know. He's just going to end up burning everything. <.< Well, hopefully he can change for the better after this...
Caroline: Change for the better? He put me in a wheelchair. I can barely talk, he broke my leg... there's no better for him. There never will be.
==Episode 14 - Prizes, Surprises, and Demises==
Chris: Wassup ************s?
Wes: nothing much just chillin in the neighborhood
Caroline: Whatever. 
Wes: I'm working on a new type aof ifrebomb that will instany incernate my foes*
Caroline: You're pathetic.
Violet: Gosh, you're all so stupid.
Cooper: Meow ( and I'm a cat) 
Caroline: I really do not need a little brat telling me I'm uneducated. I'm sure you can find something else to do that does not involve being a jerk.
Violet: Uneducated? You're one of the most stupid people I've ever met. I'm just trying to remind you of that, so on the off chance, you'd be less stupid.
Caroline: Believe what you want.
Chris: I don't care about your lives...anyway, there are 9 boxes! Put your name next to the box you claim! Each has a prize! Each will most likely benefit you, but one won't! So be weary!
Box 1 - Ivy (Spaghetti)
Box 2 - Duke (Jason's Moustache Clothing Items)
Box 3 - Cooper (Immunity)
Box 4 - WES (Pizza)
Box 5 - Kira (Idol Clue)
Box 6 - Violet ("Scott")
Box 7 - Caroline (A "Vengeance" Coin)
Box 8 - Wayne (2 votes against him in the next elimination ceremony)
Box 9 - Daisy (Ticket to the Playa de Losers for one day, required you survive elimination)
Chris: Congrats to everyone but Wayne!
Ivy: MMHMMH! I DO LOVE ME SOME SPAGHETTI!
Caroline: Interesting. 
Violet: Are you kidding me? Why do the idiots get all the good stuff? This is offensive to all of us with a brain. Practically only me here! STUPID!
Scott: *eyeing Violet* OH! Another bossy lady. The Scottmiester likes!
Ivy: Spaghetti! Mmm! *Eats spaghetti*
==Elimination Ceremony 14 - Everyone except Cooper==
Chris: Congrats to Cooper! *pets Cooper* You're so cute- I mean, let us vote! *whispering to Cooper* I can hook you up, man, my friend has this female cat and they're looking for mates. ;/
Chris: So did you want it or nah, Cooper? Seriously? <.< Anyway, churros to everyone but Violet & Wayne! Violet, you're a snob...with no friends...but Wes, who likes anyone who talks to him...Wayne, you've done nothing and Kira has done so much more. And the final churro? WAYNE! THIS WAS A TWIST!
Violet: *raises eyebrow* Excuse me?
Wes: wait what is going on
Chris: INTERNS, TAKE VIOLET AWAY! *Interns begin to pick up Violet as Wayne stands eagerly to pick up his churro* Psyche! *throws churro at Violet's face* Violet's safe! Wayne gtfo
==Mergers Chat 2==
~Daisy is at Playa and Wes and Ivy have a Pizza & Spaghetti respectively~
Cooper Meow: that was awsome
Ivy: SPAGHETTI! *Noms down*
Violet: Can you shut your stupid mouth, Ivy?
Ivy: AND CAN YOU, SHUT UP!? *Pushes Violet on the ground*
Scott: *throws dirt at Ivy* How dare you push Violet to the ground! The way she order's people around...it reminds me of...Courtney! *begins crying and runs away*
Violet: Please, I wouldn't touch me again you idiot. I have a black belt to defend myself from losers like you. And Scott, you're stenching the air. *throws a wedge of cheese and he goes chasing after it*
Scott: *sniffs his pits* Your right! *chases the cheese and hides in the bathrooms*
Violet: Idiot.
Scott: *leaves the bathroom and returns to Violet* You know...I like your bossy attitude! It reminds me off this one time on the farm *begins going into a long talk about an event that happened back home* And that is why I can grow a moustache very fast!
Chris: Guess what everyone? Every single person eliminated, with the exceptions of Elle (just because), Dike, Cloey, and Dawna are returning! Welcome back!
Cooper: MEOW (NOOOOOOO) *takes a bite out of Austin's leg*
Bruce: That's right everyone. Batman is back to show off more of his mad skillz.
Caroline: Duke, you never made a move on me... you suck. I'm in a wheelchair, and you never even hugged me... ew. I quit! *Rolls out*
Ivy: GURL'S GOT IT RIGHT! Ew! *Leaves while 'noming' down on spaghetti*
Cooper: MEOW ( well bai then)
==Episode Troll - We're Back!==
Chris: Welcome back guys! How was it?
Wes: Get them out of the f*ckin neighborhood* they got eloiamnted fair and sqaure
Chris: No. Anyway, here's our challenge! Run to the remains of the mess hall (4 lines) and make me a cake (6 lines). First person to do so win. Also, after this, we're unmerging!
Wes runs to mess hall* (1)
Duke: *runs to mess hall* (1)
Hunter: *runs to mess hall* (1)
Daisy: *runs to mess hall* (1)
Wes *runs to mess hall* (2)
Jason: *runs to the mess hall* (1)
Wes *runs to mess hall* (3)
Chris: OK, let's stop trolling. Thanks eliminated people for help with this. You win cupcakes back at the Playa. Thanks again!
Wes: *Makes Cake* (1) I dont belive you Chris
Chris: No I'm serious, Wes, get back to chat. <.< 
Wes: *Makes Cake* (2) I stilll dont bleieve you show me some proof or somehting.
Chris: Ok so vote between Kira, Wes, Violet, and Cooper for the winner! You have ten minutes!
Caroline: Kira.
Ivy: You're all garbage. Except for Kira, so I choose her.
Austin: Screw it. I vote Kira.
Duke: Wes.
Hunter: Wes. (Violet's winning anyway)
Daisy: Whatever Brendan votes! :D
Brendan: Violet didn't annoy me as much as the others...so I vote for Violet.
Jason: Violet.
Bruce: Violet is cool like midnight...so I vote for her.
Dawna : I vote Kira cuz she's not a cat or a Mal wannabe 
Cloey : Same here plus Violet can't even Twerk so Kira *Twerk on Dike*
Dike : *Twerks* Kira 4 da win
Chris: Are you serious? OK, KIRA WINS, VIOLET IS RUNNER-UP, WES IS THIRD, AND COOPER IS 4TH AND I'M DONE WITH THIS SERIES AND JUNK UNTIL LEO COMES BACK, GOOD BYE- WOAH, WHAT'S HAPPENING? AGH!
*Wakes up* It was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream! D:
-The End-
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