Billy Mays

William Darrell "Billy" Mays Jr. was a famous infomercial pitchman well-known for endorsing products like Oxi Clean, Suicide Putty and Kaboom. He appears as a minor ally in The Egotist Show.
==Personality==
Billy Mays is loud and proud, and he knows it. He's also optimistic, reversing even the most depressing moments, but even he can't fix the trainwreck that is this mess of a crossover fanfiction.
==Powers and Abilities==
On his left arm, Billy Mays has a magnetic arm band holding various tools called the Tool Band-It, which can reverse a depressing moment in no time. It's also hinted that he redesigned Bleemo to sell him to a certain pedophile that could treat him well.
==Appearance==
Billy Mays has brown hair and a brown mustache and beard. His attire consists of a blue shirt and tan pants.
==Relationships==
===Mormon Jesus===
Billy Mays was one of Mormon Jesus' test subjects to be infected with Wilford parasites. After he was freed by Silver, Billy Mays attacked him in retaliation.
===Bleemo===
According to data scanned by Mormon Jesus, Billy Mays saw Bleemo at a high-tech facility producing his kind screaming and wishing for death. Disgusted at the facility's treatment to him, Billy Mays took him from the facility with teamwork. He later searched for a pedophile that could treat Bleemo with care until he stumbled upon Frollo.
== Trivia ==
* He appeared as a playable character in Autistic Brawlers. Using the power of The Egotist Twitter, Chin the Chimpanzee sent the moveset video to Billy Mays' surviving son Billy Mays III, because he can't last even a minute without being the center of attention. He replied to it saying that he hated the video and offered to sell Chin the Chimpanzee some Suicide Putty with free shipping, which Chin the Chimpanzee gladly paid for.
* In Frollo Is Fired by a Combustible Lemon he appears in Frollo’s college yearbook as another student, he has no beard but instead long hair.
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