FSP-001

== THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED ==
= TOP SECRET =
== BY ORDER OF THE FLOPINISTRATOR ==
----GENERAL NOTICE 001-Alpha: To prevent knowledge of FCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false FCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of FCP-001, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of FCP-001 to the general public is cause for execution, except as required under ████-███-██████.
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== Proposal 1: O, Death And Chaos ==
=== Containment Procedures ===
FCP-001 must be sealed by a mile-thick barricade of pure unfiltered and reinforced Obamium. The barricade is to be signed with blood saying "DO NOT ENTER". Surrounding the barricade shall be limitless configurations of loops of barbed wire.
=== Description ===
Floppas shall never feel the agony of a thousand deaths, or so Floppus wished. Pure unadultered pain was all balled up into one and buried beneath a million miles of the strongest substance. But during reckoning, the walls may decay, and flopmanity will pay for their sins. A trumpet will be heard all across Flearth, warning the helpless Floppas of their soon-to-come fate worse than death. Once the last brick of rock decays, the world will be covered in a shadow darker than darkness, and it is certain all hope will be lost. Every Floppa will have their body dissolve until their is nothing left but nerves and brain, an invisible force will constantly tug at every single nerve, but their adrenaline will be gone and their pain can only go higher. Flopmanity shall be doomed for eternity. The only thing that will stop this eternal suffering is the collective good of flopmanity, to spend their resources and time to reinforce the barricade so they will never see this terrible, terrible fate. -Dr. Michael "Fortnite" Morbius
== Proposal 2: Fanter With Extra Piss ==
=== Containment Procedures ===
FCP-001 must be sealed in a safe class containment chamber with a reinforced and locked door. Don't let anybody drink this.
=== Description ===
FCP-001 is a yellow and red bottle of Fanter with the label "Fanter with Extra Piss." Drinking from this will cause a process called the "Piss Process."
==== The Piss Process ====
At 1 minute, minor twitching kicks in.
At 3 minutes, occasional vomiting kicks in.
At 5 minutes, uncontrollable vomiting kicks in.
At 10 minutes, seizures kick in.
At 20 minutes, internal bleeding kicks in.
At 30 minutes, if you somehow survive that long, you get turned into a duplicate of FCP-001.
==== Conclusion ====
Don't drink this, it doesn't taste good. -Dr. Cockandballs
== Proposal 3. the real fcp 001!!!!11!!! ==
Site-19 save log.
alright alright is this hunk of junk on? alright i assume its on. i managed to find a crusty old laptop and get into the foundation database. they dont want you to know the true fcp 001, but let me tell you now. the true fcp 001 is actually a person who goes by the alias prozhony or something like that. this whole thing isnt real its just a stupid meme! have you ever wondered why the meme machine talks about the jellybean incident happening in 2019 when jellybean joined youtube in 2021???? or why this page is called fsp instead of fcp? its isnt real, none of this is! and i know who is behind all of this an-
OH CRAP HELP PLEASE THEY'VE TRACKED ME DOWN THEY'RE GONNA SMACK MY FACE INTO THE KEYBOARD AND MAKE ME TYPE GIBBERISH THE PERSON BEHIND ALL OF THIS IS NAMED- ugti4fuijgjds
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Category:FloppaSCP
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