CK ranks the 6th Placers

==26. Jake Billingsley (Thailand)==
Like, seriously. Who? Mary Sartain is more memorable than him. I’ve never watched Thailand, but at least I know the 6th placers from all the other seasons I haven’t watched. Seriously. Unmemorable is an understatement.
==25. Robert DeCanio (Marquesas)==
I don’t know much about him other than the fact that he’s “The General”. Well, here’s your honorable discharge.
==24. Gregg Carey (Palau)==
Gregg is a step up from Jake. At least people are aware that he was on the season! Don’t really know much memorable about him except his relationship with Jenn. Oh, and apparently he is a “dark horse” according to Ian. Yeah. Not too memorable.
==23. Kim Powers (Africa)==
She isn’t very striking other than her looks. She’s easy on the eyes, but Africa is a season I don’t know too much about, and I wish it had stayed that way because before I made this ranking I had no clue she got 6th </3
==22. Christy Smith (The Amazon)==
She gets this far because she is deaf. I honestly think it’s really cool that they have a deaf girl on Survivor<3 and reading the spoilers on Sucks for Amazon where everyone was like “OMG DEAF GIRL” was pretty entertaining. Unfortunately, haven’t seen her season, so…can’t say much else.
==21. Christa Hastie (Pearl Islands)==
And now for a season I have seen. Christa was just an all-out annoying whiny bitch. Seriously. Her voice sounded like a horse. Danielle had the looks of a horse, but this bitch has the VOICE of one. I fully understand why Sandra didn’t stand up for her after dumping the fish; I’d want to see her suffer too if I had to live with her for 30 days. Blech.
==20. Carter Williams (Philippines)==
Now, if Carter had personality, he’d be 21st. Why? Because he never did anything bad! But, because he never did anything else of note (let alone good) he’s no higher than 20. :L
==19. Amber Brkich (Australia)==
Ohhhh myyy goddddddd! It’s Amber before she married a CBS Prostitute! Yeah, she wasn’t bad here. Wasn’t very good either, but hey, she’s hotter than Carter, so she gets the prized 19th place.
==18. Brandon Hantz (South Pacific)==
Oh praise the lord, it’s Brandon Hantz. I thank god for the opportunity to dump him at 18th place so that everyone can get a higher place. But no, I’m depressed now! He deserves a higher place! Oh, but what about the people below him? I feel so sorry for them! They can rot in hell, though. (you just read Brandon’s SP storyline!)
==17. Stacy Kimball (Fiji)==
Oh, Stacy. She was a very…MOR toneless presence. I remember her for two things. Recommending that the Core 4 votes out Edgardo and causing HER OWN DOWNFALL. “I think it’s gonna be…split.” Get that scare-Yau-into-playing-his-idol-and-you-go-home-4-2 status girl!!!!!111
==16. Debbie Beebe (Tocantins)==
Before I get hate for this, I agree, Debbie is a g.oddess. But I haven’t seen much of her season :( So unfortunately she gets dumped here. After I watch Tocantins she’ll probably be much higher…
==15. Tarzan Smith (One World)==
Tarzan is…interesting. He is the definition of OTTM5. I hated him during OW’s airing, and now I love him, but then I think back to OW and hate him, etc. It’s not a bad ranking, it’s just a less desired ranking. 15th isn’t bad considering my bias for females. I’d like to see him back, to be honest.
==14. Mike Chiesl (Redemption Island)==
Some people say he is a hero. Some people say he is boring. And I say he’s great because he was one of the only RI newbies to have applied for any kind of CBS show! I guess he’s a hero for giving away the family visit to the people who voted him out, but quoting the bible to do so loses major points. Good thing that didn’t happen on SP, or else he’d be much much lower….
==13. Rupert Boneham (Heroes vs. Villains)==
Eh, he wasn’t bad this season. With the downfall of the Heroes and all, you can’t help but love the underdog – and America liked him too. Shame he came 2nd to screenhog-shouldn’t-have-been-there-thundercunt Russell. Also, the broken toe<3 HvV was a chance to see Colby and Rupert doing more than being physical powerhouses and assets around camp because they…y’know, sucked. We got to see them play social/strategic games, which was kinda fun. 
==12. Shambo Waters (Samoa)==
The thing with Shambo is that she’s crazy. I enjoy crazy when it’s a good crazy. Example: at the auction, she buys sea noodles and slug guts. “Oh yes! Does this have, like, nutritional starch value?” and just goes back to her seat eating it like nothing is wrong. Like, love love love. And I guess you can say she was my first real Survivor “favorite” – the first episode I ever watched was the Samoa recap and I liked her. The Dave-gets-voted-out dream<3 Laura is evil<3 Shambo in general<3
==11. Jane Bright (Nicaragua)==
Jane. Hmm. I liked her, but she was such an OTTP force that I find her annoying now. Can’t really say much more, I kinda need to rewatch Nicaragua :\
==10. Colleen Haskell (Borneo)==
The original Survivor sweetheart. She charmed her way into the F10 of my rankings and into the hearts of the 50,000 Borneo viewers (well just the finale but w/e). Like Jane, can’t really say much more other than throw some <3s in there. The only reason she beat Jane is because Jane is a hag and Colleen wasn’t a hag during Borneo and looked decent.
==9. Shii Ann Huang (All-Stars)==
Stupid, stupid, sixth-placers-better-than-her! All else aside, Shii Ann is a fierce queen. She is the only gem worthy of returning from Thailand (sorry Mr. Heidk, puppy shooting <<<) and she owns it. She bitched her way through Alicia’s boot episode and rocked the immunity win. She didn’t even care that she was screaming at potential jurors; they just needed to know that they had to vote someone out and to be depressed because the queen is immune. And I haven’t even seen the season! 
==8. Alexis Jones (Micronesia)==
She makes fire. She wins family visit challenges. She disappears halfway through the season. She hurts her leg and gets idoled out. She (was) is apparently bitter at Ponderosa and won’t stop dwelling on the game. She even thinks Ozzy is the best competitor in “Survival” history. She is…that girl.
==7. Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands)==
Um…I’m going to have to explain this in detail. I watched CI knowing very well that Parvati gets 6th and that she becomes some mastermind black widow queen later on in Survivor. And I like that this season she is the flirty model boxer who is not a gamebot. It’s kinda fun watching her torch get put out. She made final tribal twice after this season. It’s kinda like Amanda and Russell, except I was upset about Amanda’s HvV boot and Russell’s torch going out meant nothing because of RI. Like, she had 2 naked guys in a hot tub. She was sitting there flirting her ass off and even chops her finger open. Scream! Medics! On-the-spot-sewing! She was likable here. Rootable.
==6. Erik Huffman (China)==
The 6th placer on the 6th place ranking? Satanic! I liked Erik. He was rootable despite barely being a presence in the season. Him and Jaime were an adorably awkward couple. “Are you still a virgin?” A hidden gem in the amazing clusterfuck that is China. And didn’t he win an immunity? Did you win an immunity?
==5. Crystal Cox (Gabon)==
Unfortunately, Crystal could not win the hell out of this ranking. And for a season I haven’t watched, this is a “massive” accomplishment for Massive Crystal to even make it this far. To be honest, her and Corinne are the biggest reasons for me to watch Gabon. Corinne’s just a Grade A bitch, and Crystal is Crystal. If you disagree, google “Crystal votes for Randy” and you will change your mind immediately. Oh, and her tennis shoes weigh at least ten pounds, so she can’t climb any higher up this list. :(
==4. Ami Cusack (Vanuatu)==
I don’t like Vanuatu. But I LOVE Ami. She was a different kind of Grade A bitch than Corinne. Ami was an OTTN Grade A+++ bitch and she fucking owned it, too. She never failed to hide her emotions after something went down. She yells at you if you’re being sexist in any way (“take that back, we’re women”/that one time where she’s like “don’t show the men where we keep our food” or something) and she fucking knew that Eliza was getting voted off in Leann’s boot. She owned her immunity that night. She just sat there looking at Eliza like “lol bye bitch” and then Eliza looked at her the same exact way after Leann got voted off. True bitchiness indeed, she earns her spot here.
==3. Brenda Lowe (Caramoan)==
It hurts to rank Brenda at 3rd. Had she done more than be an OTTP amazingness force during the post-merge, she’d be a contender to win. She’s not as strategic CPN amazingness king cobra black mamba Brenda g.oddess Lowenage that she was in Nicaragua, but think about this. For only being visible in like 4 episodes, she got 35% of the Player of the Season votes. Considering we had CPP annoyances like Cochran and g.oddesses like Eddie on that season, it was probably just her boot episode that got her so many votes, but I don’t care; she’s still fierce. At the auction, she sits there being indecisive and finally goes all in on pig brains. This was her first real speaking role in Caramoan. It’s kinda like Shambo and the sea noodles, except it’s Brenda. “Is it good for you?” “I just remembered that I don’t eat pork.” “I don’t feel like crying right now, which is weird.” And she compared Cochran to a “little pregnant lady” and then gets pregnant post season. GET IT BRENDA. GET THE FUCK IT. She is a fierce queen. TAKE OUT YOUR TEETH IF YOU DO NOT AGREE. #serenity
==2. Judd Sergeant (Guatemala)==
Man, it feels so weird having Judd as #2, man. It’s like a male-tosterone thing considering that I adore Survivor females and that a male even made the top two is amazing, man. Okay, you have to admit, Judd was a character. Love him or hate him, and I loved him. Do you not agree with him? WELL YOU WILL BE SCREAMED AT UNTIL YOU DO. Do you challenge him? YOU WILL BE SCREAMED AT UNTIL YOU ADMIT DEFEAT. Example: Margaret. Judd steals an extra beer from the reward challenge and, let’s face it, the entire Nakum tribe knew it was him. So Judd just starts screaming at Margaret and squashing her every point (“You don’t listen to anyone.” “OH REALLY DO I LISTEN TO YOU” “uh yes” “DO I LISTEN TO YOU” etc.) until he tells her to get out of his jungle (NOW) and sends her out of the game. Post-merge, he tries so hard to play the game and probably thinks he’s in control for most of Guatemala. At tribal, he gets busted for lying about the idol clue (which is another hilarious beast in itself). Says “the idol is totally on the ground.” As the clue says “look in the trees.” Goes over and tells everyone it’s on the ground. Gary SEES HIM LOOKING IN THE TREES. And at tribal, before he’s even busted, Judd’s like “I’m a damn bad liar!” And then he gets caught in a lie. “I told you I’m a damn bad liar!”
==1. Courtney Marit (Panama)==
THE AMAZING FIRE DANCING BATSHIT INSANE QUEEN OF PANAMA HAS ARRIVED. She messes with Bruce’s rock garden constantly (to his annoyance). And then her final tribute to him after his medevac is to mess it up…again. She just randomly goes around twirling firedancing toys and yelling at people. As Cirie said, “These are the people you chose to be on a tribe with!” Casaya was great, and Courtney was simply stellar. And she didn’t even realize – unlike queen fierce Abi – that she was hated. Like Abi, they were both gonna get taken to the end by everyone until they got voted off. So, Courtney just gets blindsided out of the game in 6th – and much like Judd, she probably thought she was in control. Her vs Shane was hilarious, too. “I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE APARTMENT!” “no no no” Any scene featuring Courtney was amazing. From episode one on Bayoneta (oh dats me) where she constantly wants to change where the shelter is to her boot episode where she’s just the same old batshit insane Courtney, she is a stellar character and very deserving of the #1 6th placer.