Board Thread:Bible Games/@comment-29116081-20160717192613

10. How to deal with annoying neighbors
Answer: Drown them
9. How to peel a banana
Answer: Pray to God to get rid of the peel for you
8. How to get an abortion
Answer: Numbers 5, Hosea 9:14-16, 2 Samuel 12
7. Foreskins the perfect gift for any occasion
Answer: 1 Samuel 18
6. How to get high without using drugs
Answer: Read the book of Revelation
5. How to donate sperm without masturbating
Answer: Use a vagina
4. How to prevent pregnancy
Answer: Abstinence
3. How to get rid of mold in your house
Answer: Get your local priest to scrape it all off, after the priest gets rid of the mold, he is to take a living bird, and dip it in the blood of a dead bird, and then sprinkle the walls of the house with it
3 Part 2. How to beat your slaves
Answer: Exodus 21
2. How to kill somebody
Answer: Wait until late at night just before the Sabbath, and throw sticks on their lawn, if they go out and pick them up the next day and pick them up, then technically, that's working on the Sabbath, you can put them to death for that
1. How to deal with kids who make fun of your baldness
Answer: Have a couple of angry she-bears maul them<ac_metadata title="God's Top 10 Life Hacks" related_topics="Yahweh|God"> </ac_metadata>