A TERRIBLE FANFIC THREE: CLAY AND PERIL’S WEDDING IN OHIO!

= 1, 2, 3, GOOOOO =
heres the previous one A Terrible Fanfic 2: RISE OF THE TOOTHBRUSHES
I STARTING AGAIN 
=== CHAPTER WAN ===
After the toothbrushes were gone, everybody magically teleported using awesome fluffy powers to Ohio and Peril said to Clay “Marry me or I KILL YOU.”
Clay said “FINE” and they got ready for the wedding when suddenly Starflight blew up. Oof. Then ice cream cones came and yo mama. Clay decided to take an aspirin because his head hurt. (TheIceWingPopsicle)
then kinkajou swallowed a katana and killed glory and took the raining throne, she murdered a sussy among us character, (FrogAndFog)
Then the new main character named yeetiskippidoo came and farted and broke their skull. Yeetiskippidoo had a side kick and their sidekick blew up. Then the wedding planner was like “Yo u should name ur sidekick” and Yeetiskippidoo was like “oak lady” so the names they could have chosen were…
ZitBackEyeFaceQuoteEarwaxFire-ButtLickEwGarbage-Truck. And the thing that would receive one of these names was…
A(n) A+PaperSheet a Tree a Rockingchair a possessed snail a mutated egg or Sky. An Yeetiskippidoo chose… (TheIceWingPopsicle)
SKY. THEY CHOSE BACK. SO BACK WAS LIKE OKAY THEN KILLED GLORY AND A DRAGON CALLED RAINBOWSPARKLEUNICORNAMAZING BECAME QUEEN AND THEN THEY WERE A ALLWING POWERWING RAINBOWWING SPARKLEWING AMAZINGWING HYBRID AND THEY HAD SPECIAL RAINBOW POWERS AND WAS EVIL. (Bellatherainseahybrid)
Peril sez YOR.C HOICES ARE DIE OR DIEEEE to Reainbowsparkleunicornamazing RARRGGGGGG EVIL THIIING while she swung sunny back and forth like a nunchuck I like this she said, getting dizzy while kinkapoo imploded and turned into a black hole earring every one (Chaoticicewing132) 
ALL OF A SUDDEN RAINBOWSPARKLEUNICORNAMAZING ACSEDENTLEE USED HER RAINBOW MAGIC POWERS AND EXPLODED HERSELF WITH A RAINBOW 🌈. (Bellatherainseahybrid) 
=== Chapter too ===
Then somebody exploded the ring barer. Their bones went all over the ground. Enola Holmes and Sherlock Holmes investigated the crime to see who exploded ring lady. IT WAS SONK THE HEDGHOG! Knuckles ate Ice Cream and killed Mario. Kinkajou decided to go clubbing and get loud. She died. Then revived! Then everyone farted and teleported to the reception of the wedding. Everyone still thought Kinkajou was dead but she came back and said “IM STILL ALIVE AND KICKING, PEONS!” (TheIceWingPopsicle)
THEN DEERSTALKER TRIED TO TAKE A NAP IN OHIO AND WAS OUTNUMBERED
File:3380757A-6574-4F60-9E7D-B5836B25609C.jpeg|This is what happened
(Bellatherainseahybrid)
Then somebody got offed. “Omg“ said peril and then Moonwatcher came. “Don’t worry guys it was a karen that died.” Everybody sighed of relief. Then, utilizing the power of Ohio, everybody got in a hybrid car and hauled @ce down a road. Everybody then decided to have Clay and Peril’s wedding in ROBLOX Brookhaven. (TheIceWingPopsicle)
Suddenly, Clay dropped down, dead! (Wandersinger)
Everyone looked towards Clay's dead body, and saw the Ohio demons standing over him. Everyone screamed and ran to hide, but Moon pulled a AK-47 sniper rifle out of her purse and yelled "Everybody get back or I'm gonna light 'em up!"
 The demons leapt at the guests and started to tear them apart. Moon shot the demons multiple times, but it did nothing. The demons then ripped out Moon's throat, and all the guests cheered.
Then the demon took the rifle and told the dragons they were all hostages, and if anyone tried to leave the wedding they'd be shot. (Queen Wisp)
But the dragons had something the demons didn’t— THEY HAD BACK THE SKY! Back had eaten a lot of tacos so he was no help, until the toilet exploded from him! The water blasted the demons into a ball pit, everything the Demons hate! “NO” they screamed,
Sunny raised her arm and asked a question. “Can we leave since the baddies are gone?” Moon said “Nah” and sniped Sunny. Clay came back alive. He yeeted a dragon-bit viper at Peril and said. “IM CALLING OFF THE WEDDING U STALKER!” Peril gasped and cried. 
HOWEVER…
MUTATED ORANGE JUICE STARTED WADDLING THEIR WAY! Back was scared so he hid behind the florist of the wedding. She got out a nuke and yeeted it but it failed miserably! Now everyone has to deal with orange juice! DAMMIT!!!!! (TheIceWingPopsicle)
= CHAPTER TREE (the final and most important chapter) =
Clay started to drink the orange juice, and just then, Peril leapt out and slit his throat: "How dare you call off the wedding!" (Wandersinger)
THEN QIBLI AND WINTER THREW MOON INTO A PIT OF AMONG US IMPOSTORS AND THEY MURDERED HER BECAUSE SHE SUCKS.
(Bellatherainseahybrid)
THEN EVERYBODY GOT MURDERED! And if your wondering who the murderer was, they were a tribrid of every single tribe. They have no name. (I will put up a poll so we can pick their name) (TheIceWingPopsicle)
The whole dragon planet exploded and a guy called DRtggfghddfjkoopkgd went to another planet! (Sanjayhello123)
===== The end of the terrible fanfiction age… =====
WE WILL NOW START A NEW SERIES! THE ADVENTURES OF… SONIC! 
BE READY
BE BRAVE
AND LETS GET WRIITITIING!!
the Ohio will never end
DONT WORRY
IF YOU don’t like Sonic we will be making another terrible fanfic if you want
like this one (four got deleted)
A TERRIBLE FANFIC 5
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