Showdown

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with EB swinging his sword and slicing a block that appears in half)
EB: YOU’RE ALL DEAD!
(EB runs at Hoopla and swings his sword but SpongeBob shoots open a pocket dimension and sucks everyone in)
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
(Hoopla suddenly grows super large and chases EB who gives himself a jet pack)
EB: DAMN YOU!
Keanu Reeves: *suddenly is holding a pencil* oh yes.
(Keanu runs at EB but EB deflects him using a shield)
EB: Haha!
(Boxy the Box suddenly turns into a man)
Girly Teengirl: Woahhhh
Boxy the Box: I AM NOW A MAN!
(Boxy tackles EB but gets turned back into a box, then falls over)
EB: You guys can’t beat me! I’m literally unstoppable!
Granite: Wait that gives me an idea-the first contestant to beat EB gets to nominate two people next episode!
SpongeBob: Okay!
(Monty creates a massive paintbrush and smacks EB)
Monty: Hah!
Girly Teengirl: Quick use this massive cell phone!
(Girly Teengirl chucks a huge cell phone at EB)
EB: DAMMIT!
(EB pins everybody down with shadow like tentacles extending from his back)
EB: Prepare to die via stupid freaking ice cream truck!
(EB rains ice cream trucks down from the sky and everybody screams)
Girly Teengirl: Like OMG!
Steve: NOOOOO
Granite: You’re a madman!
Sully: I EXIST!
(Sully suddenly strikes EB with lightning and everybody surrounds EB)
EB: Oh crap. Hey guys can we just call this one a draw?
Granite: Well guys?
(Noseward shoots a fire blast at EB, but EB dodges it)
EB: Ha!
(Literally everybody attacks EB, then SpongeBob re-opens the door and they leave EB)
EB: Hey guys it was just a prank! Can you get me out of here? Wait I can just get myself out of here…
(EB gives himself a potion made of the same substance as the pocket dimension itself)
EB: They’re about to feel my wrath.
(Episode ends with EB stepping though into the main dimension)
To be continued...
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