Sogger Sogson

Sogger Sogson is the president of Sogga Island, a micronation he made.
==Early Life==
Sogger Sogson was born in the UFA, right in Detroit. But Detroit is a pretty hard place to live in where you have to watch your back every moment of your life if you wish to keep all your kidneys, which made Sogger Sogson very xenophobic and jaded. In his life his mother and father were very republican too. 
==Sogga Island==
He wanted a way stronger government and way lower taxes which was massively unpopular. Sogger made a micronation on a island in 1987 called Sogga Island and invited Soggas there for a independent Sogga absolute monarchy.
===Sogstitution===
Sogga Island needed a sogstitution, so in 1988, they went and decided on the 5 amendments. 
* You can not enslave anyone, except Floppas.
*You have the right to bare Flops.
*If you poop during NPJ, you get the death penalty.
*Meow.
*My balls.
==Marriage==
Sogger Sogson, on a joyful day on 1996, was married to Slippery Schogga, making her queen. But the marriage was broken up in 2003 because his spouse did not think an absolute monarchy was an ethical political system. But sadly not before they had 2 kids, who also hated the idea of an absolute monarchy. The peer pressure caused Sogger Sogson to make it a capitalist monarchy. Sogger was not happy with this, but he could be a dictator, or never see his family again, even post-divorce. 
==Death==
On a cold stormy night on 2063, Sogger had just celebrated the new year. But little did he know, the new year would end much sooner than expected, for him that is. 3 Floppas were madly upset with how he ruled, especially how he treated Floppas. So they slipped Obamium in his drink and he went poof, he literally disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
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