Fatest pilot transcript

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*starts outside spongebobs house*
Patrick: (faces his back at spongebob) are you ready buddy 
Spongebob: yeah well kind of 
(Patrick turns around)
spongebob: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god 
(Spongebob jumps off a cliff) 
Patrick: oh crap. Spongebob! Spongebob! *stares down cliff edge* 
(Ambulance rolls in ) 
Patrick: thank God you're here 
Paramedic: thank you for calling, Jono get the sponge 
Narrator: 2 days later 
Cuts to spongebob reading eat healthy magizenes 
Spongebob: hmmm this should be for Patrick 
(Patrick stares in ) 
Patrick: I need someplace else
cuts to Patrick with a moving out lady 
Patrick: thank you I've already bought a new home in fatville 
Lady: why are you so fat 
Lady:(she leaves) enjoy your house byyyyeeeeee 
Narrator: a long trip later 
Faticus: welcome to faaaaaaaatvillleeee 
Patrick: who the hell are you
Faticus: me well I'm faticus yaaaay 
faticus: can we be freinds 
Patrick: uhhhhhhh yess 
Faticus: yaaaaaaaaaay let's go play 
Patrick:...... crap 
Cuts to spongebob house 
Spongebob: Patrick ditches me for that sponge you will regret this patrick he he
Narrator: another long trip later 
Cuts to fattvile 
Spongebob: hey Patrick who's that guy 
Faticus: I'm faticus yaaaaaay 
Spongebob: so look you are best freinds with this nutsack 
patrick: spongebob it's just a freind 
Spongebob: oh yeah just freinds..... faticus come here 
Spongebob: what are you hungry for..... treadmill 
Faticus: why don't you 
(Faticus throws spongebob on a treadmill) 
Spongebob: ohhhhhhhhhh craaaap 
The end
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