Postman Bin

Postman Bin is the seventh episode of Sexist SpongeBob.
== Characters ==
* SpongeBin
* Joe
* Old Ladies
* Police Officer (Debut)
==Transcript==
[episode begins with SpongeBin and Joe watching Pingu]
SpongeBin: Wow, this show truly is amazing.
Joe: Yeah, especially that penguin.
SpongeBin: Wait, what is he doing?
[Pingu puts a mailman hat on]
Pingu (in the TV): Noot noot!
SpongeBin: W-what's that?
Joe: That is a mailman hat. It is used by a mailman, also known as a postman.
SpongeBin: Oh, that's cool.
[Pingu ending theme is heard]
SpongeBin: Awww... It's over already. 
[Postman Pat theme song starts]
SpongeBin: What?!
Joe: This is a classic.
SpongeBin: Wow, that guy is so cool, with his black and white cat... *gasps* I have an idea! What if we become postmans?
Joe: That is a weird idea.
SpongeBin: You will get ice cream.
Joe: OH OKAY
[Postman Bin intro begins]
Singer: Postman Bin, Postman Bin
and Joe who's baby sniffin'.
Early in the morning,
Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Bin, Postman Bin
and Joe who's baby sniffin'
All the clams are singing,
And the day is just beginning,
Bin feels he's a really sexist sponge.
Everybody knows, his bright red van.
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them.
Maybe,
You can never be sure,
They'll be knock,
Ring,
Letters through your door.
SpongeBin: Hehe.
Singer: Postman Bin, Postman Bin
and Joe who's baby sniffin'.
All the clams are singing,
And the day is just beginning,
Bin feels he's a really sexist sponge
Bin feels he's a really sexist sponge
Bin feels he's a really sexist sponge.
[cut to SpongeBin and Joe in a bright red van]
SpongeBin: This is really boring.
Joe: Meow.
SpongeBin: Well, let's pick up the mail.
[they go inside a house]
SpongeBin: So uh... where do we get the mail from?
[the postmistress appears]
Postministress: Good morning, Spo-
SpongeBin: EW! A WOMAN! [he punches the postministress]
Postministress: OUCH! WHY?!
SpongeBin: Because you deserve it, putrid female.
Postministress: *dies*
SpongeBin: Okay Joe! Let's get the mail and leave!
[bubble transition to them in the van]
SpongeBin: We are soon gonna be arriving at the first house...
Joe: Meow.
SpongeBin: GOOD MORNING SIR! HERE ARE THE LETTUCE!
Man: Oh oka-
[SpongeBin throws a box at him]
SpongeBin: GOODBYE!
[he drives off]
Man: help
[cut to SpongeBin watching an old lady]
SpongeBin: GOOD MORNING, MISS!
Old lady: Oh, good morning sir, are you the postman?
SpongeBin: Yes, and here are the lettuce.
Old lady: Oh, great! Wait, did you say letters or lettuce?
SpongeBin: Lettuce.
[SpongeBin throws a giant lettuce at her]
Old lady: HELP! HELP! I AM BEING CRUSHED BY LETTUCE!
SpongeBin: It's what you deserve, *bleep*.
Old lady: Woah, that's a slur.
SpongeBin: I know.
[SpongeBin gets inside his van and drives off]
SpongeBin: Well Joe, we have already killed 3 women. How many are left?
Joe: I have no idea.
SpongeBin: Oh right, there ae thousands of women. WE GOTTA MURDER THEM ALL... with lettuce.
[a montage plays of SpongeBin throwing lettuce at old women.]
SpongeBin: Phew. That was quite exhausting!
Joe: You have murdered 69 women.
SpongeBin: YES!! WOOHOO!! FINALLY!!
Joe: There are only 3 thousand left.
SpongeBin: Oh right... Well uh...
Joe: And the police are coming.
SpongeBin: WHAT?! QUICK, HOP INTO THE VAN!
[SpongeBin tries to jump into the van, but a police officer puts handcuffs on him.]
Police officer: You are in big trouble sir, you have murdered 60 old ladies. You are getting arrested.
SpongeBin: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! JOE SAY SOMETHING!
Joe: Uh... My fellow Americans.
Police officer: Who's this stupid snail?
Joe: I am Joe Biden. Here's a 1 billion dollar bill.
Police officer: Woah! Thanks Mr. President!
[the police officer gets rid of the handcuffs]
Police officer: I am sorry for wanting to arrest your owner!
Joe: No problem. It happens everyday.
Police officer: Wait really?
Joe: Yes, now go!
Police officer: Okay, okay! [walks away]
SpongeBin: Well, thanks.
Joe: No problem. Now let's go to the ice cream shop!
SpongeBin: Yeah! Wait, I threw lettuce on the ice cream shop lady too...
Joe: You WHAT?!
SpongeBin: Uh...
Joe: I AM GONNA MURDER YOU FOR THIS!
SpongeBin: JOE LETS JUST-
[A clip of an explosion is played as the episode ends]
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