I Knew You Were Trouble Parody

==Lyrics==
FLASHBACK: Taylor Swift's past exes
Taylor Swift (Bart Baker): "Once upon a time, 
before I was insane 
I dated this Disney guy
Joe Jonas was his name 
But he broke up with me"
Joe Jonas (Will Keenan): "You're just way to creepy 
plus I found someone else 
his name's Mickey"
Mickey Mouse: "Ho-oh!"
Taylor: "So I wrote a song
about his stupid ass
Then I found this guy named John
but that was over fast"
Taylor to John Mayer (Alex Farnham): "If you don't marry me,
I will pull out your teeth!"
John: "You're totally crazy!"
Taylor: "No!"
John: "Yes!"
Taylor: "No!"
John: "Yes!"
Taylor: "Maybe! Hahahaha!"
Taylor: "He hit me with his guitar,
and he said that,"
John: "We are through!"
Taylor: "Just you wait until
I write a song about you!"
Taylor: "Then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick,
and was obsessed right away"
Jake Gyllenhaal (Ed Vilderman): "You sent me 1000 messages,"
Taylor: "Huahaha!"
Jake: "And that's just from today!"
Taylor: "Oh, that's because I'm having your baby"
Jake: "What?
But you don't even put out"
Taylor: "Stop questioning me, Jakie
Or I'll put you 6 feet underground!"
Jakie: "Woah! Woah!
Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!"
Taylor: "Fine, go!
It's good material!"
Taylor: "Next came Kennedy,
I think he was 15"
Taylor to Kennedy (Jordan Taylor): "I bought the house next door
to watch you constantly
And also to make sure 
You never, ever cheat!"
Kennedy: "OMG, we are done, you are scary!"
Taylor: "Harry was my last
that One Direction freak!
I taped him to my wall
so he could never leave"
Harry Styles (Bart Baker): "Someone call the police!
You're insane, we are through!"
Taylor: "You're just like all the rest
What did I do to you?!"
PRESENT
Taylor: "So I used my stalker app
To track down all of those pricks!
The next song I write
I'll use their blood as my ink!"
Jake: "Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in!"
Taylor's Exes: "AHH!"
Taylor: "What the hell is this?!"
Taylor's Exes: "It's a support group for all the men
You wrote songs about, you bitch!"
Taylor: "What?!
But I have not written about Harry yet!"
Harry: "I am just planning ahead"
John: "Why are you even here anyway?"
Taylor: "To finish you all off with my pen!"
Taylor's Exes: "NO!"
Taylor: "ARGH!"
Taylor's Exes: "NO!"
Taylor: "ARGH!"
Taylor's Exes: "Devil! Devil! Devil!"
Taylor: "Ow! Ow! It's true I'm the devil!"
Dr. Ponytails (Mike Surh): "Okay, that's enough
You are right, she's nuts"
Doctor's Aides (Johnny Mancan & Matt Sherin): "You are coming with us!"
Taylor: "Wait, what?
Get off of me
I'm not crazy!
AHH!"
Taylor's Exes: "It worked!
This was all a trick
We knew you would come
So we hired this doctor!"
Dr. Ponytails: "You re going to an insane asylum
Based on the behaviour I've observed"
Taylor: "AHH! AHH!
Let me go you assholes!"
Doctor's Aids: "NO! NO!"
Dr. Ponytails: "Welcome to your new home"
Mickey: "Ho-oh! So you're crazy too, huh?"
Taylor: "WAHH!"Category:Parodies