Annoying Orange: Foreign Exchange Foodent/Transcript

(The episode begins as Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Grapefruit,Orange's Sister, Passion Fruit and Strawberry are playing Go Fish)
Passion: Got any threes?
Orange: Go fish!
Midget Apple: Liar, I can see a three right there in your hand!
Orange: No, (Throw his cards to the right) fish!
(A red Swedish accent candy fish walks into the kitchen)
Sven: Hey-de, hi-de, ho-de. I am Sven, the Swedish fish. I am here as a foreign exchange student.
Passion: (Gasps) That accent, it's just so--
Orange: Weird?
Midget Apple: Over the top?
Pear: Potentially culturally insensitive?
Passion: It's so sexy.
Orange: Huh?
(Record scratches)
Sven: Since I am so new to your kitchen, I was hoping someone might be willing show me around.
(Passion, Orange's Sister & Strawberry walk up to him)
Strawberry: I volunteer.
Grapefruit: Guys, I think we need to get accents.
( Cut to the title card with polka music in the background )
Midget Apple: What accent are you studying, Orange?
Orange: I'm gonna go with Russian. ( In Russian accent ) It sounds so tough, quite a-manly. ( Laughs )
Midget Apple: I'm studying French. Girls love the French accent. That's why I brought in a vocal coach.
French Fry: Oi, oi, let us begin.
Midget Apple: ( In French accent ) Hello, my name is Little Apple
French Fry: Slow with the Os, loosen you jaw, pretend your tongue is made of jelly, eh?
Midget Apple: (Still in French accent) Hello, my name is Little Apple.
French Fry: More with the Os, less intelligible. Imagine your whole mouth is soupy nonsense, eh? ( Blows kiss )
Midget Apple: ( Still in French accent ) Hello, my name is Little Apple.
French Fry: Now I have no clue what you're even trying to say. You're finally getting French, eh.
(Little Apple groans)
Grapefruit: I'm going with Canadian, 'cause it's so easy.
Pear: Let's hear it.
Grapefruit: I'm doing it right now.
Little Apple: That's not an accent, that's just your regular voice.
Grapefruit: Exactly. The Canadian accent sound exactly like ours except for one word. See if you can guess which one. (Canadian) My name is Grapefruit. I'm a Libra & I love weightlifting. But enough a-boot me, let's talk a-boot you.
Midget Apple: What's with Canadians & boots anyway?
Orange: It's really cold up there, so winter boots are constantly on their minds. ( Laughs )
Grapefruit: ( Still in Canadian accent ) What a-boot you, Pear? What accent are you gonna use to impress the ladies?
Pear: I don't know. Maybe Australian.
Midget Apple: Oh, that's a good one!
Grapefruit: Might even win over some guys with an Australian accent. ( Laughs )
Orange: Let's hear it, Pear.
Pear: (In Australian accent) Aye, mates! Put another shrimp on the barbie.
(Record scratches again)
Midget Apple: Um, that's horrible.
Grapefruit: Not even close, dude.
Pear: ( Still in Australian accent ) I'll have the bloomin' onion, please.
Midget Apple: Colder, definitely colder.
Pear: (Still in Australian accent) Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Grapefruit: Pear, do everyone a favor & never attempt an accent ever again.
Pear: Yeah, sounds like a plan.
Orange: Oh, they're coming back. Everyone, get your accents ready.
(Sven, Strawberry, Passion & Orange's Sister come back)
Sven If I had any idea the foods in American kitchens were always beautiful as this, I would have come much sooner. (They all laugh )
Orange: (In Russian accent) Hello, Passion.
Passion: Orange, what's wrong with your voice?
Orange: ( Still in Russian accent ) Nothing wrong. I make conversation in normal fashion.
Passion: Is there something stuck in your esophagus?
Midget Apple: ( In French accent ) Bon jor, ladies.
Orange's Sister: What?
French Fry: Make your moth soupier.
Midget Apple: (Still in French accent) Bon jor.
Orange's Sister: I have no idea what you're saying.
French Fry: Soupier, you fool!
Midget Apple: ( Still in French accent ): Blah, blah!
Grapefruit: ( In Canadian accent ) You know, Sven, I lived in the kitchen my whole life. I'd be happy to tell you anything you'd like to know a-boot it.
Passion: What's going on? Why are you guys talking so weird?
Pear: ( In Australian accent ) Crikey, look at that wallaby.
Passion: Uh, come on. These boys are being weird.
Sven: It was a pleasure to meet you.
Orange: ( In not real Canadian accent ) Bye, Sven, See you a-boot! ( Laughs )
Grapefruit: Hey, that's my accent, dude. Stop stepping on my game!
Orange: No, boot!
Sven: Huh?
(He screams & is squashed by a boot. Strawberry avoids being crushed by jumping off the counter. Passion gasps in fear. Strawberry screams until she reaches the floor, which she gets crushed by. Orange screams)
Sven: (Higher pitched Swedish accent) I'm okay, my vocal cords appear to have been crushed. However, I guess this is my new voice now.
Passion: Ugh.
Sven: So, what part of the kitchen would you ladies like to show me next?
Orange's Sister: Um, maybe you should show yourself around.
Passion: Yeah, bye.
Pear: (Still in Australian accent) Crikey, welcome to the club, man
(Record scratches one last time)
Grapefruit: Dude, just no.
Pear: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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