Curd's Comedy Act/Script

Burger Fort Commercial
Karl: "Hi! I'm Karl, and a floating burger head just built a tower to keep me away from foiling his evil plan, destroying my fast food restaurant. You need to help me and buy the new game Burger Fort! Buy for 40 Mobiums!"
Curd's House
Curd: "Burger Fort? More like Wark Land 4. LET'S BUY IT!"
Cream: "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold up. I'm not using my money to buy that game for you. You have to make enough money yourself."
Curd: "Why?"
Cream: "I need you to learn something."
Curd: "What?"
Cream: "You need to learn it yourself, so that you grow as a person. Or you know, rabbit, because you are one."
Curd: "OK, Mom!"
Cream went to the Masters' Bedroom
Curd: "How do I get money?"
Butter The Great Plays
Butter: "Hey, Curd, Hey, Curd! It's me your father
Sorry for being such a bother
But I am the star of the Benny Butter Show!
I made enough money to buy a unit in this tower, if you didn't know!
I became popular because of my jokes.
They were almost offensive, but I never broke.
Your mom said to me to never give up
And when she said that to me, I said yup!
That's when I decided to change my name
From Benny to Butter, and I have no shame
In telling you that I'm on top
I was even liked by the local cops.
My comedy made Cream like me
And of course my care for her too, you can see!
I've been in a pop band, and she was in it too
And Butter: The Sitcom the favorite show of you!"
Trumpet + Drum Duo
Curd and Ricotta: "You're the one who bought for us
Everything from this unit to the accessible things in this building, thus
You're the only Butter The Great!
And we really hate the hate!"
Butter: "Hate to whom?"
Curd and Ricotta: "You!"
All 3: "With you and one of the greatest heroines
Who has many places she works in-"
Cream joins in
All 4: "We make a great team and everyone here can agree
We're nice and funny, and we're the great one plus three!"
Curd plays the trumpet and Ricotta plays the drums
Song Ends
Curd: "So Mom, Dad, your jobs helped make you famous, thus getting us a lot of money to stay here?"
Cream: "You're right! You figured it out! Maybe you can do something neat to get you some money!"
Curd: "I have a lot of jokes I can tell."
Cream: "It's not just about-"
Curd: "It's not just about the things you do, sometimes, it's about advertising that thing you do to get some more money. I know that."
Cream: "Oh, you're a smart girl, Curd!"
Curd: she goes inside her manhole to Prower Subterranean
Heads: "Hey, Curd!"
Curd: "Hey, Heads! Can you send your construction drones to build a stage near my house?"
Heads: "Sure!" he shows the construction drones a blueprint of a celebrity's stage
The construction drones build a stage for Curd to perform her comedy act near her house
Heads: "Done."
Curd: "Thanks, Heads!"
Anne: "Do I have to advertise?"
Curd: "Yes, you have to."
Anne: she puts posters all around Gaia City advertising Curd's Comedy Act
Curd: "Hello, everyone! It is I, Curd the Rabbit! I'm the daughter of Butter, the instrument player in Bunny Burst, the star of Butter: The Sitcom, and one of the best comedians in this world! So guys, Amy has no talent in fighting..."
Everyone rants
Curd: "Because talent is not the word! It's skill! Amy has no talent in fighting, she's only got the skill. And that means Sonic is not skilled in fighting."
Everyone rants again
Curd: "He has talent!"
Everyone laughs a bit
Curd: "OK, guys, the Metal Virus is not a threat in an alternate universe."
Everyone rants again
Curd: "Because it's in an AU!"
Everyone laughs
Curd: "Anyways, do you know why Silver isn't true to his name?"
Everyone: "Why?"
Curd: "Because he should be called GOLD!"
Everyone: they chuckle
Curd: "Why is Eggman evil?"
Everyone: "Why?"
Curd: "Because he's a DEVILED EGG!"
Everyone: they laugh
Curd: "Remember to not put all of your eggs in one basket, no wonder Eggman always fails!"
Everyone: they laugh
Curd: "We're still getting affect by the Metal Virus, you know?"
Everyone: they run in circles
Curd: "That's because our bones are partly made up of calcium!"
Everyone: they laugh
Cream: "Stop right there, Butter let me be in charge of this family, and I know what to do with you, Curd. As a victim of the Metal Virus and as someone who was TRAUMATIZED by it, I will not let you make Metal Virus jokes. Understood?"
Curd: she shrugs and stares at Cream with a bored face and yawns and shows her how much money she earned and she realizes she has enough money "Wait, 40 Mobiums? That's enough to buy my game. But if I want to buy another in the future, I have to make more jokes to get lotsa laughs from the crowd."
Director: "Nah, that's enough. We need more episodes."
Curd: "What if I bought games, but eventually ran out of money in a later episode? Besides, it's an episodic show, so who cares?"
Director: "Oh, right!"
Everyone: they laugh
Curd: "I can do this all day!"
Day 2
Curd: "The Metal Virus is made of metal, right? Well it showed that it was, in fact made of metal, but not Titanium when it got burnt in the sun."
Everyone: laughing
Susan: "But wait, Titanium can be burnt in the sun too! Anything can be burnt in the sun. Also Diamond is tougher."
Everyone: laughing a bit
Day 3
Curd: "What happened to Charmy during the Metal Virus pandemic? He lost his charm! Makes you wonder why he was still called Charmy during the pandemic when Sonic and Silver are the heroes who saved the planet from that."
Everyone: laughing
Day 4
Curd: "Vanilla was a victim of the Metal Virus, right? Well, guess we needed to add more hot sauce to her."
Everyone: laughing
Cream: screaming in anger "THAT IS IT, YOUNG LADY! YOU ARE GROUNDED! These jokes have gone way too far this time, and now you're making a joke about my mom and your grandma being infected? Go to your room."
Curd: she sadly steps away from the stage
Ricotta: "But nobody was offended by those jokes!"
Cream: "Oh, I'm sure there are people who got offended by them. But at least by grounding Curd, I'm protecting her from being beaten up by my friends."
Curd: "Yeah, that would've been low."
Cream: "I said go to your room. That or you go a day without making any more Metal Virus jokes."
Curd: "Oh, it's on!"
Day 5
Curd: "When did the stars align? During the defeat of Dr. Starline."
Everyone: laughing
Cream: "That's just as bad. Remember he played a major role in this pandemic, being Eggman's apprentice. No more jokes about villains, please. It can offend thousands."
Curd: "Fine."
Day 6 (Does this even count?)
Curd's Net Worth Goes Down
Curd: crying "I'm ruined! So are my dreams!"
Cream: "Don't worry, Curd, you can take comedy classes."
Curd: "But these jokes are who I am. These jokes defined your husband. I even saw a video of him making a joke about the Metal Virus."
Cream: "The problem is that something might be wrong with you if you make these jokes at a young age."
Curd: "By the way, Susan makes scripts for a show about Dr. Starline being the main protagonist, because she loved Parry the Platypus in Phoenix and Herb. She got away with it, so I don't see a reason to not make these jokes anymore if DAD got away with them."
Cream: "Your dad is wrong with these, but he has to pay for a lot, and these jokes make a lot of money for him, so he needs to make these jokes so that he can pay for everything in this unit. I don't see a reason for you to keep making these jokes if you aren't paying for the house."
Curd: "Oh, I'm buying video games."
Cream: "You made a lot of Metal Virus jokes that entertained a crowd, but may offend some."
Curd: "All jokes have at least 5 people who get offended by them."
Cream: "Good point. But you already have enough money for those video games. Stop now, before you offend more people. Offending people is not worth getting more video games. It may be worth paying for a luxurious condo like Prower Towers, but it's not worth getting video games."
Curd: she thought for a while
Cream: she was scared
Curd: she drinks juice "By the way, I'm a kid, so I can't drink coffee yet."
Cream: "Please?"
Curd: "Oh, fine. I'll stop for your sake. I have enough money already. I don't need a net worth."
Cream: she sighs of relief "Thank goodness you learned your lesson. Now, buy your video games, and if you want to get more money, make jokes that will be very unlikely to offend people."
Curd: "Got it, Mom!" she buys Burger Fort and plays the game
The End
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