SML Movie: The Exodus

SuperMarioLogan originally only had one human puppet relating to a main character, that puppet in question being Marvin. 
Marvin wasn't intending to fully replace Mario, but due to the channel facing a cease-and-desist from Nintendo themselves, Logan was forced to replace every copyrighted character in the series. This resulted in two videos from the channel being lost to time. The episodes in question were "Jeffy's SECRET Room," and "The Exodus."
"Jeffy's SECRET Room" was scrapped due to the cease-and-desist letter coming right after the video was finished. "The Exodus," however, was a prerecorded Halloween special that was thought out before videos such as "The Human Potion" were a thing. 
"The Exodus," unlike other Halloween specials on the channel, didn't involve the usual references to horror flicks, or those trick-or-treat scenarios. It had a much darker premise. The following you are about to read explains what exactly the video was about, from beginning to end. All I have to prove its existence is an old thumbnail. 
The episode began with Mario sitting on the red couch with Rosalina, talking about plans for a nice honeymoon, until Jeffy came into view, spinning Mario's hat around his head to get his attention. Mario barked at Jeffy to stop touching his hat before Jeffy informs him that he's hungry. Mario asks him what he wants. 
"Burger King!"
Mario told him that he wasn't taking him to Burger King as he was running low on cash, and Jeffy ended up punching his diaper rather than smacking it in a fit of anger. Rosalina once again sucked up to Jeffy like she does in many other videos, but Mario didn't listen to her, instead dragging Jeffy to the kitchen.
Mario poured out five cans of green beans in front of Jeffy for dinner, causing him to simply stare down Mario rather than get upset. A stare that said, "you know exactly what I do every time." Jeffy, instead of flipping the plate of green beans, picked up the plate and smashed it on the ground, before jumping on it over and over. Mario caved to his demands in a fit of rage. The scene faded to Mario coming back with a Burger King kids' meal, quietly telling Jeffy to eat up. Mario's voice here sounded like he was holding back on getting upset, visibly shaking as if he was channeling the rage inside of him. Jeffy excitedly jumped up and down in his seat, before grabbing the bag from Mario and thanking him for the food. Jeffy proceeded to pull all of the food out of the bag and toss it behind him, before snatching the toy that came with the kids' meal. 
"HOW FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED CAN YOU GET?! WAS THE CONSTANT PESTERING NOT ENOUGH?! HUH?!"
Jeffy holds the toy up into view and twirls it around.
"I just wanted the toy, Daddy! I wasn't even hungry."
Off topic, but this was a joke reused from a really old episode back in 2014. Logan occasionally does that for some reason. I don't know why.
A moment of silence filled the room, before it was broken with Mario screaming at the top of his lungs and rushing out of view. The next scene showed him sitting on the red couch, rocking back and forth and cradled into a ball. The background music wasn't the normal royalty free songs that you'd hear in the videos. A messy, off-tune music box alongside Mario's whimpering, with voice lines from past videos echoed in Mario's head. All of the voice lines were of Jeffy upsetting Mario, starting with when he first met him in 2016 to now. The music box stopped when Rosalina came in and sat next to Mario, asking him if he's alright. Mario lifted his head, shaking from head to toe, telling her that he can't take it anymore, and that all he wanted was something to ease the anger or help him tolerate Jeffy being around. That he'll take literally anything, even drugs. Rosalina suggested calling a psychiatrist to talk about how he feels, and after some thinking, Mario kissed her and rushed to get his phone.
The scene cut to Mario lying on his couch, with Rosalina comforting him and Jeffy staring off into space. Brooklyn Guy stood next to Mario holding a clipboard and pen, asking him what's on his mind. Mario explained that he hated his life, and it's all because of his son. Sitting up, Mario elaborated further that his attitude, general presence, and basically everything about his kid made him want to put his head in a wall. The vent continued for another minute or so with him talking about what had just happened today, and all the things he did in the past, as well as mentioning that Rosalina consistently took his side for the most part. Brooklyn Guy cracked a sexist joke before advising Mario to take medication. It's never emphasized on what type of medication this is during the scene. 
Mario shifted his look between the bottle and his wife. Rosalina told Mario that if he genuinely felt like he needed it, he should take it, and Jeffy made his dumb "uh" noise, as if he didn't care about what was going on. Mario took the pills from Brooklyn Guy and asked if he should use cash or credit, to which Brooklyn Guy responded with:
"You... never pay me. What are you talking about? You usually just pay back with favors. Isn't that enough?
After being told when and how many times a day he should consume a pill, Mario then took the medication bottle as the camera panned upward, away from the couch.
Once the camera angled back down, it showed the Marvin puppet. Marvin exclaimed that he actually felt somewhat good and that the pills might have been working. He turned to his right to tell Rosalina how he was feeling, but she wasn't there. Not even Jeffy. Marvin called out for the two only to get no response. Brooklyn Guy was visibly confused and asked Marvin what he was doing. Marvin stated that Rosalina and Jeffy just left out of nowhere. Brooklyn Guy replied with a slight stutter, clearly lost.
"Who the hell is Rosalina?"
"Wh- you do- Rosalina?! My wife?!"
"Actually, now that I think about it... who's Jeffy? Is that your kid? You said you were upset about your son, but... I... uhh..."
"Have you not been listening!? Jeffy IS my son! You've been here for years, you should know that!"
"OH, right... you like mumbling to air a lot. I forgot."
"To a- TO AIR?! Listen... I've been living in this house for four years. You saw me walk into the mansion when you brought us here. You saw my wife, and Jeffy, and Bowser, and Chef Pee Pee and-"
"Chef what?! What kind of names are you coming up with?!"
"YOU'VE LITERALLY MET HI- wait, where's my hat?! And my overalls?!"
"You never wore a hat or overalls! Every time you call me down here, you have a shirt and tie on!"
"NO I DO- agh... look, just... I know you're messing with me. I don't know why you're doing this right after you gave me my medication, but I don't wanna hear anything else. I just want to relax for the rest of the day, okay? Just... go. Please leave."
"Fine, sheesh..."
With that, Brooklyn Guy stepped out of frame, leaving Marvin by himself at the couch. 
Marvin sighed and stood up, before looking around the house, calling for Jeffy and Rosalina. He went to the kitchen to ask Chef Pee Pee if he had seen them, but Chef Pee Pee wasn't there either. Neither was Bowser, or Junior, or anyone. No one was home but him. Marvin then walked upstairs to the bathroom. Upon reaching it, he gazed at the mirror and saw the Mario plush as his reflection. He sighed deeply, thinking that his imagination was just messing with him. He reassured himself a little bit, saying that everyone was just busy that day and that they'll come back home soon. He turned on the sink to wash his face, with the camera panning up once again. After it descended, his reflection changed. From Mario to Marvin again, causing him to rub his eyes and shiver. He stammered before rushing out of the bathroom and back downstairs to where his couch was. 
He sat upon the red couch, taking deep breaths in an attempt to calm himself down, before he saw the pill bottle. Assuming that the medication was what caused him to feel this way, he grabbed it and read the label, written messily with Sharpie. His eyes widened upon seeing what it was for.
"Seroquel, to Marvin. Take two a day."
They were schizophrenia/bipolar disorder meds. Marvin, still holding the pill bottle, began shivering as gloomy royalty-free music played in the background. More voice lines from past videos resounded over the music as Marvin reflected upon his life. The lie that was everyone he ever loved. They never existed. His head made them up for years on end.
Angrily, Mario chucked the pill bottle toward a nearby wall before gasping for air. He repeatedly screamed "no" with a high pitch, and covered his ears to block out the voices. He then took his hands off of his ears to speak.
"I know I'm not crazy! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME! I MUST BE IN A COMA OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?! AM I ASLEEP!?"
Marvin hit himself in the face, not just with his own fist, but with various objects, such as the TV remote. After some time of failing to get out of this very real night-terror he was facing, the scene ended with him burying his face in a couch cushion, softly weeping. In faded a new timecard, with plain white text against a dark background.
"One day later..."
The scene faded to Marvin, walking into the kitchen and talking to nothing, asking "Chef Pee Pee" if he could make him some pepperoni pizza for dinner. A moment of silence filled the room before Marvin said, "thank you." He walked over to the freezer to get a pizza box, and then the scene faded to Marvin making the pizza alone, as if he were pretending to be Chef Pee Pee. There was no music playing from this scene forward. Only silence for the rest of the movie.
A few more clips showing Marvin interacting with nothing and filling in the spots of people he cared for showed. I can't remember every clip, but I do know that two of them had Marvin hitting a wall with a hammer after yelling at "Jeffy," and barking at "Black Yoshi" after being asked for money. After around four clips went by, with those two included, a doorbell rang in the background. Marvin headed over to the front door to see who had arrived. 
It was Mr. Goodman. He was revealed to have been real unlike the others, but he wasn't a rich, greedy landlord who nagged Marvin for cash per month. He was actually a pretty nice person, living next door to him. Instead of business attire, he wore a gray hoodie with cargo pants. In his hand was a welfare check, and he held it out to Marvin.
"Hey Marvin, just came to give you your welfare. Don't want people stealing your mail now, mmkay-"
"L-look, I swear I paid my house payment this month, just ask anyone!"
"...Marvin... buddy, we've been over this. You don't owe me anything. I'm not your landlord. I'm just your neighbor-"
"What do you want? My overalls!? A back massage? I'll do anything that doesn't involve money, anything!"
"Please, Marvin, listen to me. I don't want your money. I just want to be there for you. You've been cooped up in this house by yourself, talking to people that aren't there, and I rarely see you come out. Are you alright? Do you want me to come inside and spend the night? I will literally do just that!"
"W-why are you being so nice to me?! You usually just come by for my house payment! Why are you so MERCIFUL all of a sudden!?"
"For your house p- no? I come by like, once a month to GIVE you your check! I've never asked you for mo- mph... okay, look... I'll come by tomorrow. Please let me in by then. I just want to spend some time with you and make sure your house is in shape. I know I can't make you consider but... please. Think about it for a bit."
Goodman then sighed and turned around, saying his goodbye to Marvin before leaving the frame. Marvin didn't respond. He quickly shut the door, locking it from the inside.
The final scene showed Marvin trudging over to the red couch and falling over on it with exhaustion. He sighed and looked to his right. A light blue nightgown is laid over one of the couch cushions. He spoke to it. 
"I-it was just Goodman, honey. He came over for my house payment again. H-he said he'd come by tomorrow... I DID pay the house payment! I don't know why he came by again! Does he just like to fuck with me?!"
Marvin stared at the blue dress for a few seconds before breathing in deeply and turning towards the camera. He let out one final line in a quiet tone.
"You know what, I'll just... make a deal with him like I always do. Forget it. Let's just... watch TV..."
The camera slowly panned to the left until Marvin was out of the frame. The scene didn't cut to the SML question card with that happy royalty-free music. There wasn't even that "funniest comment gets a shout out" quote on the bottom. Instead, text faded into the scene.
"SML Question: What would you do if your life turned out to be a lie?"
That's when the episode ended. No merch plug, no extras, nothing. It just stops there. On the right of this post is my recreation of what the question card looked like. 
This is something I haven't mentioned from the beginning until now. I know about this episode because I am a part of the crew. I made the thumbnail mentioned at the beginning too; I just never ended up sharing it with Logan. No one seems to talk about the episode anymore, not even him. It's not exactly due to its nature as Logan has made plenty of dark videos before. The truth is that he simply doesn't want to upload it, out of caution that his channel will get ransacked by a certain company a second time. Their characters were featured in the video, after all. 
I'd prefer to remain anonymous, but I can assure you that I'm not lying. The only reason I'm talking about this is because I feel like it's important to the channel, even Logan himself may not think so. If this gets popular enough, maybe he'll recognize how eager we are to see the end product. I will literally post it on my own channel if that helps with the copyright problem.
Fans, do your thing.
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