Ikonic Fairytales

JUNKO: im bored
IZURU: same
MUKURO: k ill tell you some fairytales so yall can go to sleep
== 1 - THE Persian Princess and the Seven Dallas ==
=== Cast (by order of appearance) ===
* Cassandra Shahinfar
* Jared Kesler
* Kelsey Faith
* Maddy Pavle
* Mitchell Moffit
* Raul Manriquez
* Dallas Cormier
* Dallas Cormier
* Dallas Cormier
* Dallas Cormier
* Dallas Cormier
* Dallas Cormier
* Dallas Cormier
* Nikki Grahame
* Joel Lefevre
=== Story ===
Once upon a time a beautiful kween was birthin them babies and Cassandra Shahinfar came out, but her mama died. The daddy was horny so he found a trashy whore at the side of the street and made her his wife. She was... Kelsey. ew ik. She was such a snake, also she had this magic mirror and asked it on a regular basis who was the hottest bitch on the block.
KELSEY: Maddy mirror on the wall, who's the hottest bitch of them all?
MADDY MIRROR: wow ur so amazng
MADDY MIRROR IC: i wanna hang myself
KING JARED: hey kelsey lets fuck
KELSEY: no
Kelsey grabbed a knife and stabbed King Jared to death.
KELSEY: he was ufcking ugly
MADDY MIRROR: does it look like i care
CASSANDRA: lalalalalabetchlalalalalalala
CASSANDRA: omg you killed jared u go girl
Kelsey and Cassandra became besties ever since... but as Cassandra grew into a hot betch, Maddy Mirror's answers were a little... different.
MADDY MIRROR: kelsey ur fucking ugly and ratchet... tear. on the other hand cassandra over there is THE persian princess
KELSEY: I MUST KILL HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MADDY MIRROR: ur a fucking weirdo u know that right
KELSEY: you placed 8th and im still here so.....
MADDY MIRROR: you literally got evicted in the fake eviction and only got back because canada is trashy
KELSEY: fuck off im gonna kill cassandra now
KELSEY: wait... i cant do that by myself... im gonna call the local doctor
KELSEY (like, on the phone): yo mitch
MITCH (phone): knock knock
KELSEY (phone): whos there
MITCH (i think you get theyre talking thru the phone): knock knock arisa tried
KELSEY (theyre talking thru the phone how are you not getting this): knock knock arisa tried wh--
Mitch hangs up.
KELSEY: that gay cunt
RAIL: *mexican noises*
KELSEY: well its not like i have a better choice
RAIL: *mexican noises*
KELSEY: ok youre gonna kill that ugly bitch cassandra in the forest ok
RAIL: *mexican noises*
KELSEY: hmm k ur like nickimalik
RAIL: *mexican noises*
Rail left and grabbed Cassandra and they went to the forest.
CASSANDRA: LALALAALALALALALALALALAALAA
RAIL: *mexican noises*
CASSANDRA: oh... rail... ik why you brought me here. you do know that i do have inteligence deep down in there, right? i know what people are thinking, i studied it in an university.
RAIL: *mexican noises*
CASSANDRA: get ready to say byebye, you farter
Cassandra shoots Rail and he dies.
CASSANDRA: k time to get some payback for tryna kill me
Cassandra runs away and finds an adorable little house full of Canada.
CASSANDRA: ...k
7 DALLAS: WOW INTRUDER WTF SHE DOING HERE
CASSANDRA: DUMB BETCH ALERT
Cassandra grabs one of the Dallas' beard and uses it to suffocate all of the seven Dallas.
NIKKI: thank you gurl ever since i moved here and these fucks brought hookers and made canadian sounds i was praying theyd just fuck off to canada
CASSANDRA: ly gurl
Nikki starts crying.
NIKKI: THOSE FUCKS... ARE DEAD... THIS IS SO... OVERWHELMING IM
CASSANDRA: hey wanna help me kill kelsey
NIKKI: OFC
Cassandra and Nikki go to the kingdom.
KELSEY: HWY ARENT U DEAD FUCKING HELL MADDY MIRROR U LIED TO ME
MADDY MIRROR: tear
KELSEY: THATS IT CASSANDRA IM GONNA FUCKING--
CASSANDRA: you know... bitches hating other bitches. i hate that. its the meaning of my existence.
Cassandra kicks Kelsey in the face, making her "pretty face" falling out and revealing the true ugly bitch that is Kelsey.
NIKKI: ...who is she?
MADDY MIRROR: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HADNT SEEN HER LIKE THIS IN LIKE SUCH A LONG TIME LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KELSEY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM UGLY
CASSANDRA: you were always an ugly person
KELSEY: SHUT THE FUCK UP
CASSANDRA: yo heres some acid
Cassandra throws acid at Kelsey's face and she accidentally falls off the castle and gets impaled by a Canadian flag.
CASSANDRA: oops
JOEL: wow that was very brave of you... nikki
NIKKI: JOEL JOEL JOEL
CASSANDRA: guess im still single fml
DALLAS: WHAT ABOUT ME
EVERYONE EXCEPT DALLAS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
And they lived all happily ever after.
=== Moral of the Story ===
"Dallas is a dumb betch."
== 2 - The Three Little Rats ==
=== Cast ===
* Kerry Mathis
* Ava
* Neda Kalantar
* Korekiyo Shinguji
TBA.