Whoopie Whiffers

These are tooting, talking, scented stuffed dolls by JFL Ohio; there were also Vorgyo and Squiggles editions. The Class of 3000 Whoopie Whiffers each have their own scent as well as delightfully goofy remarks after each of their hilariously gassy farting noises; they were sold at hobby, toy, gift, party and big box department shops from April 2007-2012 as well as online retailers like SpeakTomecatalog.com and Baronbob.com. Each doll comes with a scratch-and-sniff scented sticker of themself playing their favourite instrument (Philly-Phil on his bass guitar, Madi singing into her neon pink glitter microphone, Kim DJing on her turntables, Kam on piano, Edward on his clarinet and Tamika on her ukulele.)
== The Class of 3000 Whoopie Whiffer Dolls ==
=== Philly-Phil (candy corn scent) ===
# (FA-A-A-ART!) Oh, yeah, that's so nice!
# (FA-A-A-A-A-ART!) Now, where did I put my new pet African barking spider?
# (PF-F-F-FT!) That really did have some serious bass!
# (PF-F-F-F-F-FT!) Better out than in-smelly and noisy, but it's no sin!
# (BRA-A-A-ACK!) Aw yeah, ya surely heard me!
# (BRA-A-A-A-A-ACK!) Behold, the power of my Philly-gas!
# (BLA-A-A-AT!) That's what you get for failing a science experiment!
# (BLA-A-A-A-A-AT!) I've got some serious fart power!
# (BRA-A-A-AP!) Did you hear that Missouri mud duck?
# (BRA-A-A-A-A-AP!) The blame's on you!
=== Madison (green apple scent) ===
# (FA-A-A-ART!) There's no point in having a butt if ya don't let it sing out!
# (FA-A-A-A-A-ART!) Even my butt hits the high notes!
# (PF-F-F-FT!) My butt has a beautiful singing voice; don't ya think?
# (PF-F-F-F-F-FT!) On behalf of my butt...(phrase TBC!)
# (BRA-A-A-ACK!) TBA
# (BRA-A-A-A-A-ACK!) TBA
# (BLA-A-A-AT!) TBA
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# (BRA-A-A-AP!) TBA
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=== Eddie (Strawberry Cupcake scent) ===
# (FA-A-A-ART!) TBA
# (FA-A-A-A-A-ART!) TBA
# (PF-F-F-FT!) TBA
# (PF-F-F-F-F-FT!) TBA
# (BRA-A-A-ACK!) TBA
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# (BLA-A-A-AT!) TBA
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=== Tamika (Blueberry scent) ===
# (FA-A-A-ART!) I'm bringing the tropics to YOU, courtesy of my butt!
# (FA-A-A-A-A-ART!) TBA
# (PF-F-F-FT!) TBA
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# (BRA-A-A-ACK!) TBA
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# (BLA-A-A-AT!) TBA
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# (BRA-A-A-AP!) TBA
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=== Kim (Bubblegum scent) ===
# (FA-A-A-ART!) TBA
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# (PF-F-F-FT!) TBA
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# (BRA-A-A-ACK!) TBA
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# (BLA-A-A-AT!) TBA
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=== Kam (Cotton Candy scent) ===
# (FA-A-A-ART!) TBA
# (FA-A-A-A-A-ART!) TBA
# (PF-F-F-FT!) TBA
# (PF-F-F-F-F-FT!) TBA
# (BRA-A-A-ACK!) TBA
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# (BLA-A-A-AT!) TBA
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# (BRA-A-A-AP!) TBA
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