SpongeBob Squarepants theme song

== Lyrics ==
(Broadway drums)
Everyone: ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he, SpongeBob SquarePants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish; SpongeBob SquarePants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish; SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob… SquarePants! ♪ (Flute & whistle & electric guitar solos)
== Lyrics (Seagull) ==
Seagull: who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SpongeBob SquarePants, absorbent and yellow and...
Burger Beard: just hold on!
Seagull: porous is he, SpongeBob, SquarePants, if Nautical nonsense be something you wish, SpongeBob SquarePants, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish, spongebob SquarePants, spongebob SquarePants, spongebob SquarePants, spongebob SquarePants!
Burger Beard: stop! (Music Slows, stops)
== Lyrics (SpongeBob Meets Thinknoodles Variant) ==
Thinknoodles. Where am I. This is bikini bottom and this is SpongeBob's Pineapple house that I see.
Patrick: is that Thinknoodles!
Audience and little girl (I can remember) and characters and firefly and bugs and count von count: (cheering)
tihinknoodles and beach ball and basketball: hi Patrick. I think I am breaking into the song.
seagull crew (kids' voices): (cheering)
Patrick: Oh No...
Painty: Are you ready kids?
Kids Off-screen: aye aye captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids off screen: aye aye captain!
Thinknoodles and Patrick and kids off screen and painty and characters: oh...
thinknoodles and hans and Patrick: who lives in the pineapple under the sea, SpongeBob SquarePants!
beachball: absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids off screen: Spongebob SquarePants
Painty off screen: if nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Audience: Spongebob SquarePants!
Basketball: then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Seagull Crew (kids' voices): SpongeBob SquarePants!
Audience: Ready?
Thinknoodles and Patrick and audience and kids off screen and painty off screen with little girl (I can remember) And Characters: SpongeBob SquarePants, Spongebob SquarePants, Spongebob SquarePants!
Thinknoodles and Patrick and Audience and kids off screen and seagull crew (kids voices) and painty off screen and whale and biplane with banner that reads and hillbillies and elephants and cannonball with Little girl (I can remember) and characters and firefly and bugs: SpongeBob...... SquarePants!
Count von count: a-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Thinknoodles plays a nose like a flute)
Bubbles the dolphin: WOW, this is a good song
Thinknoodles: anyway, let's meet SpongeBob!
Seven: Lucky SpongeBob!
All: (Cheering)
== Replaced Words & Verses & Subject X ==
"Are you ready, kids?" Was replaced "ready for Christmas, kids?" And "ready for halloween, kids?"
on firth verse of "spongebob SquarePants" replaced "fa la la la la la la la" and "SkeletonBob HalloweenPants"
Hans replaced santa Claus and zombie
painty says "absorbent and yellow and porous is he" replaced "good couple, funny and great are they"
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SpongeBob SquarePants theme song (different characters version)