Swine Flu

You spoke of it... SWINE FLU! OH NOEZ!
The Swine flu is an evil disease that was created by evil Mexican pigs who plan to use it to take over the world with the assistance of an evil organization known as PETA (People Eating Tasty Animal-haters). Because of how evil it is, the Teletubbies and BAFTA (Best Abominations For Toddler Assassinating) joined the Swine flu army. Good guys, however like Mario, Leonidas, Homer Simpson, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and others formed an alliance to kill the Swine flu army.
==Symptoms==
*Stomach Ache
*Head Ache
*Muscle Ache
*Body Ache
*Cough
*Urges to roll around in mud
*Turning into a pig
*Death (of course)
Category:Evil
Category:Diseases
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