Adverts Are Annoying

Creator: Cosmobo
Editors: Cosmobo
Series: Channel Chasers
Episode: 23
Season: 3
Air Date: 10,6,15
==Plot==
The gang get stuck in different annoying adverts.
==Transcript==
[Shows SpongeBob and friends sat around in a café]
Squidward: Well, at least this a nice place to stop and relax.
Patrick: Yeah.
SpongeBob: I like the peace and quiet some times.
Squidward: No one would believe it, would they?.
Sandy: Does anyone know what channel this could be?.
SpongeBob: Why does someone always ask that question?.
Squidward: Maybe it's just a thing now. Maybe a quote by Channel Chasers?.
Patrick: Squidward just broke the 5th wall!.
Squidward: No one needs quotes. And I don't want this to be a flash back episode.
SpongeBob: Remember when we got stuck in that house with Bubble Bass who was a killer?.
Squidward: NO FLASHBACKS!.
SpongeBob: Aw.
Mr. Krabs: I hardly get any dialogue in the new Channel Chasers.
SpongeBob: Maybe you will be killed off in a new episode.
Mr. Krabs: NO!. I'm not gonna die!.
[Shows the Go Compare Guy burst threw the door singing]
GCG: GO COMPARE!. GO COMPARE!.
Squidward: Damnit!.
Mr. Krabs: That's it!.
[Mr. Krabs punches the GCG]
[The GCG falls to the floor]
Mr. Krabs: Well, that's over with now.
[Shows a button appear]
SpongeBob: Should we press it?.
Mr. Krabs: Nah.
[Someone goes along to press the button]
Guy: Hey a nickel!.
SpongeBob and Friends: NOOOOOO!!!.
[SpongeBob and Friends push the man out of the way and all land on the button at the same time]
SpongeBob and Friends: Uh oh.
[SpongeBob and Friends teleport out of the café and teleport to a bus]
Squidward: Ah. At least this place is nice.
SpongeBob: I wonder where we're driving to?.
Patrick: I hope its Glove World.
...
Squidward: This is a bus. Not even a Bikini Bottom Bus.
Patrick: What about ice cream land?.
SpongeBob: I don't think so.
[The bus drives into a town full of GCG's]
SpongeBob: I think this is another advert for Go Compare.com.
Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!.
[SpongeBob and Friends teleport to a garden]
SpongeBob: Where are we now?.
[Patrick looks behind him to see a statue of Hans from Frozen]
Patrick: Hey, is that Hans from Frozen?.
SpongeBob: Never seen it.
Squidward: Me neither.
Sandy: Beats me.
Mr. Krabs: What the heck is Frozen?.
Patrick: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!.
[Shows a red metal hand fly at the gang]
SpongeBob and Friends: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!.
[The gang ducks and the statue gets destroyed]
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[Scene shows the gang in a white room]
SpongeBob: An advert for a movie?.
Mr. Krabs: It must of been some kind of new movie then.
Squidward: Well, what do we do from here?.
Mr. Krabs: I don't know. Why don't you look for a secret hatch or something?.
Squidward: Me?. OH NO. I am not doing that!.
[SpongeBob and Friends suddenly get teleported into Hollywood Studio's]
[Shows a cart drive past SpongeBob and Friends]
Squidward: Were they 2 meerkats driving past us then?.
SpongeBob: I don't know.
[Patrick see's the giant Hollywood sign]
Patrick: I think we're in!...NEW YORK!.
SpongeBob: Patrick. We're in Hollywood.
Patrick: Oh.
Squidward: I've always wanted to be here. It's beautiful!.
SpongeBob: That's great!. I guess we can stay here for a while.
[Squidward is gone]
SpongeBob: Wait...Where's Squidward?.
[Scene cuts to Squidward in a caravan]
???: So...Are you going to make us look good for our new film?.
Squidward: Yup!.
[Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham are on the chairs]
Sylvester Stallone: You do know about the film. Right?. It's a thriller starring me and Jason over there.
Jason Statham: Yeah. And it's gonna kick ass.
Squidward: Yeah whatever. Just let me get to work!.
[Scene cuts to Patrick looking around Hollywood]
Patrick: I hope they do candy floss here. That would be awesome!.
[Patrick stops the cart with the meerkats in]
Patrick: Hey!. You!. You could hurt someone!.
Alexander: Oh what the hell?!. Who the hell are you!?. We were speaking about meerkat movies!.
Patrick: Get out!. I want candy floss!.
Alexander: You can't make us!.
[Patrick grabs ahold of the meerkats and flings them away and gets in the cart]
[Patrick drives off]
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy walking around Hollywood]
Sandy: So...
SpongeBob: I know. I never thought I'd be here either.
Sandy: You knew what I was going to say...
SpongeBob: I guess I did.
Sandy: It's like we're finishing each others.
SpongeBob: NEW ALIEN FILM STUDIO!!!.
[SpongeBob runs off into a studio]
Sandy: He leaves me for a new alien film?. Yeah....True Love.
[Scene cuts to Squidward in the caravan again]
Squidward: DONE!.
[Squidward gives Jason Stapham and Sylvester Stallone mirrors]
Jason Statham: What the hell have you done to my face?. You son of a bitch.
Squidward: I made it look beautiful!.
Jason Stapham: What the *beep* are you trying to say?.
[Jason Stapham smashes the mirror onto the floor]
Jason Stapham: I'm gonna *beep*ing kill you.
[Jason Stapham gets up off his chair and pushes Squidward against the wall]
Squidward: Oh barnacles.
[Squidward runs out of caravan screaming]
[Scene cuts to Patrick running the cart into Arnold Swarchaneggar]
Patrick: GIVE ME MY COFFEE!.
Arnold: THAT'S IT!.
[Arnold picks up the cart and tosses it across the road. Luckily, Patrick escaped]
Patrick: AHHHHHHHH!!!.
[Patrick runs off]
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob back stage in a studio]
[Mark Whalberg comes into the back stage area]
Mark: Hey. Who the hell are you?.
SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob SquarePants sir. Is it true that your playing a survivor in this new alien film?.
Mark: Yeah...Why?.
SpongeBob: I love monster movies.
Mark: That's great. Has any one given you permission to come here?.
SpongeBob: Um...
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob running around with a guard chasing him]
SpongeBob: AHHHHHHH!!!.
[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs with Clancy Brown in a cofe shop]
Clancy Brown: This is kind of weird.
Mr. Krabs: It's a long story.
Clancy Brown: Yeah...
Mr. Krabs: Are you enjoying your coffee?
Clancy Brown: Yeah. Do you cross channels?.
Mr. Krabs: Yes. How do you know?.
Clancy Brown: Oh. That person over there told me.
[Shows Lebron James in the corner of the café]
Lebron: Um...I can explain.
Mr. Krabs: -_-
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick bumping into each other]
[Jason Stapham, Arnold and the guard are surrounding them]
Jason Stapham: It looks like the end of the line.
Squidward: I never thought Jason Stapham would kill me.
SpongeBob: But just remember. We had all those zany adventures?. Like My Little Pony land and other places?.
Squidward: Yeah.
Patrick: At least you will be re-united with Gary.
SpongeBob: Yeah...
[The guard falls to the ground holding his hands over his crotch]
Guard: Mummy.
SpongeBob: What the?.
[Sandy starts fighting Jason Stapham]
Jason Stapham: You bitch!. Do you think you can honestly defeat me?.
Sandy: YEAH!.
[Arnold charges to Patrick]
[Arnold falls to the ground holding his heart this time]
[Clancy Brown and Mr. Krabs are behind him]
Clancy Brown: Well. Do you know who I am?.
SpongeBob: A hobo with a gun?.
Clancy Brown: 0_0...NO!. I'm the voice for Mr. Krabs!.
Mr. Krabs: He is.
SpongeBob: Oh.
[Scene cuts to Sandy pushing Jason through a wall]
Sandy: Leave my friend alone!.
Jason: NEVER!.
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up some metal stairs leading to a door in a building]
SpongeBob: I'm coming to save ya Sandy!.
[SpongeBob opens the door to run across a balcony over viewing one of the filming area's]
[SpongeBob runs into the control room]
SpongeBob: Sandy!. Are you alright down there?!.
Sandy: I could actually need a bit of help!. This guy is tough!.
[SpongeBob looks at all the buttons]
Sandy: Distract the guy!. Just help!.
SpongeBob: I don't know how to do anything!. There's loads of buttons!.
[SpongeBob presses a button revealing a Jurassic World background behind Sandy and Jason Stapham]
Sandy: That doesn't help!. It's just a background for the film Jurassic World!.
SpongeBob: Barnacles!.
[SpongeBob presses a button causing a pterodactyl to fly out and grab Jason Stapham and fly off with him]
Jason Stapham: You haven't seen the last of me!. You'll never defeat me!!!.
[SpongeBob presses another button causing Jason Stapham to fall to the ground]
Sandy: Ah. Well. That's the end of him.
SpongeBob: Yeah....
Sandy: Should we have a part 2?.
SpongeBob: Yeah...
[FIN]
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