Fox McCloud vs Sly Cooper

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== Cast ==
Brandon Lorbes as Fox McCloud
MetalfireVA as Sly Cooper
== Lyrics ==
=== Fox McCloud: ===
This is Fox to the StarFox Team
We're gonna have to delay our trip to Venom
I got another threat
Who thinks he's good enough to cause Armageddon
I had pride in myself to take my father's place in command
You just became a thief when everyone in your family died in your Cooper Clan
So c'mon Sly
We all know you're the opposite version of me
With you flirting with Carmelita, you won't reach your way to master thief
You're nothing but sitting with your crippled turtle and diabetic hippo
I've arrested many Thieves in Time
You can't learn to tiptoe through the windows
=== Sly Cooper: ===
Please McCloud, I've stolen many things and all I got is my trusty cane
You'll be nothing when I rip out your robot legs
And I could easily take your brain
You might have short term memory loss, cause Peppy needs to remind you every time
Trying to diss out with MY gang?
I'm professionally leading organized crime
And you're the one with a wack team, let's overlook on what you have
I think Pigma was doing us a favor
When he betrayed your team and shot your dad
I'll steal your dinosaur loving girl Krystal and I'll have her give me a belly dance
And I also might have stolen her virginity, 'cause it's here in my pants
=== Fox McCloud: ===
You wanna be locked up for a long time
For assaulting an officer?
You're just mad because you were orphanated
Thanks to YOUR father
You're getting a movie in 2016?
I bet it's gonna suck ass
Everyone is gonna forget who you are
Just like how everyone forgot Katt
I'll crash you with my Arwing
And crush you under my Landmaster
You're so weak, Sly, you can even die
With one shot from my Blaster
You've made a mistake rapping me
Like you made a mistake at the Opera
I'm gonna rule you in this battle with my brain
Call me Andross
=== Sly Cooper: ===
All aircraft report 
Because I think this fox is out of his mind
I can beat your ass like I'm Wolf
Fighting with just one eye
You think that headgear is enough to protect you
From making your head break?
I'm an All-Star of Playstation
And I can take down Nathan Drake
I'm bringing in the assault
More than when you faced those Aparoids
I'll have you tossed and lost in space
Have you hit by tons of asteroids
Time to end this battle and I gotta say
It was a pain to meet ya
Alright Murray, time to start up the van
Next stop, Corneria
==Hint==
Foxes of Agency
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Fox McCloud
Sly Cooper
</poll>