Headhunters 4: The 2022 Championship

==Introduction==
There's more than one way to skin a cat (or hold a cat...like by the neck, or around the base...the real ones get this reference). But both managers skinned their cat by hanging on to their money until the final act and then slurping up talent from dead teams with their big bank accounts. McBungalow spent most of the year as a top team, while Hasta came on late after sitting the first month out on his honeymoon. Few expected him to survive after going all of September without a roster move, but he is now the favored team. But the favored team does not always win it all. 
==Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)
Team 	2022 Finish	2021 Finish	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
CoachKnows 	16th (-6) 	11th (-9) 	2nd 	N/A
Bobecue Chicken 	15th (-12) 	3rd (+14) 	17th (-10) 	7th
It's Blitz! Track 2 	14th (+2) 	19th (-6) 	3rd (-2) 	1st
The Executioner 	13th (-12) 	1st (+13) 	14th (-10) 	4th
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	12th (-2) 	10th (+6) 	16th (-11) 	5th
The Guilloteam 	11th (+2) 	13th (-6) 	7th (-4) 	3rd
Muller Lite 	10th (-8) 	2nd 	N/A 	N/A
Henry VIII 	9th (+3) 	12th (-1) 	11th (-1) 	10th
Laser Rocket Arms 	8th (-3) 	5th (-1) 	4th (+11) 	15th
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	7th (-1) 	6th (+14) 	18th (-9) 	9th
burrow for sure-oh 	6th (+1) 	7th (+1) 	8th 	N/A
Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	5th (+10) 	15th (-14) 	1st (+16) 	17th
Out of Luck 	4th (+-0) 	4th (+1) 	5th (+9) 	14th
deCaPitated 	3rd (+11) 	14th (-8) 	6th (-4) 	2nd
==Dead Money==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money 2022
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$5,766 	42%
As expected, we are right where we were last year for total cash unused. 
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==Week Fifteen/Sixteen Bidding Results==
Week Fifteen/Sixteen/Seventeen Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Justin Jefferson (W16)	Beach McBungalow 	$69 	
Dalvin Cook (W15) 	Beach McBungalow 	$35 	
Nick Chubb (W16) 	Hasta Laviska Baby	$22 	
Stefon Diggs (W15) 	Beach McBungalow 	$21 	
Justin Herbert (W15) 	Beach McBungalow 	$21 	
Tyreek Hill (W15) 	deCaPitated 	$1 	
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==Money Spent Per Week==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2021)	Budget Spent (2020)	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1560 (15 Players) 	$9 (2 Players) 	$1,173 (12 Players)	$1,339 (7 Players)
3 	$1,160 (10 Players)	$1,283 (10 Players)	$1,033 (7 Players) 	$1,902 (15 Players)
4 	$1,475 (10 Players)	$657 (8 Players) 	$1,182 (11 Players)	$1,614 (11 Players)
5 	$1,740 (13 Players)	$1,376 (11 Players)	$181 (4 Players) 	$1,743 (14 Players)
6 	$1,355 (14 Players)	$1,231 (10 Players)	$1,542 (10 Players)	$1,1018 (11 Players)
7 	$45 (6 Players) 	$965 (10 Players) 	$1,494 (13 Players)	$1,036 (9 Players)
8 	$1,085 (13 Players)	$2,159 (15 Players)	$1,938 (17 Players)	$630 (7 Players)
9 	$552 (9 Players) 	$1,059 (12 Players)	$1,454 (12 Players)	$624 (6 Players)
10 	$424 (14 Players) 	$1,393 (9 Players) 	$712 (6 Players) 	$386 (8 Players)
11 	$48 (2 Players) 	$1,121 (16 Players)	$777 (8 Players) 	$176 (6 Players)
12 	$273 (7 Players) 	$643 (7 players) 	$385 (5 Players) 	$93 (6 Players)
13 	$234 (8 Players) 	$364 (10 Players) 	$277 (6 Players) 	$13 (3 Players)
14 	$56 (3 Players) 	$90 (10 Players) 	$2 (2 Players) 	$36 (5 Players)
15 	$78 (4 Players) 	$15 (3 Players) 	$1 (1 Player) 	$15 (6 Players)
16 	$91 (2 Players) 	$20 (5 Players) 	$2 (2 players) 	$4 (2 Players)
17 	 	$3 (3 Players) 	N/A 	N/A
This season easily set records for money spent in weeks 15, 16, and 17. 
==Week Fifteen Results==
Week Fifteen Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (3) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	302.62
2 (1) 	deCaPitated 	292.84
3 (2) 	Beach McBungalow for Sure-Oh	203.38
4 (4) 	Out of Luck 	200.38
5 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	0
6 	burrow for sure-oh 	0
7 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	0
8 	Laser Rocket Arms 	0
9 	Henry VIII 	0
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
Out of Luck still can't break the glass ceiling into the money rounds of Headhunters, but an impressive season yet again. 
==Week Sixteen Results==
Week Sixteen Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (3) 	Beach McBungalow for sure-oh	241.92
2 (1) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	241.47
3 (2) 	deCaPitated 	223.15
4 	Out of Luck 	0
5 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	0
6 	burrow for sure-oh 	0
7 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	0
8 	Laser Rocket Arms 	0
9 	Henry VIII 	0
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
The top-scoring team in Headhunters history will be short yet again. 
==2022 Draft Dodgers==
Team Results Based on Draft Position
Draft Pick (Last Year)	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 (1) 	Beach McBungalow 	ALIVE
2 (12) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	11
3 (8) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
4 (10) 	Out of Luck 	15
5 (16) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	3
6 (7) 	Henry VIII 	9
7 (3) 	Mixon it Up wih Mahomie 	5
8 (19) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	14
9 (2) 	The Executioner 	4
10 (17) 	The Guilloteam 	7
11 (11) 	Burrow for Sure-Oh 	13
12 (14) 	CoachKnows 	1
13 (4) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	12
14 (15) 	Bobecue Chicken 	2
15 (16) 	Muller Lite 	8
16 (20) 	DeCaPitated 	16
And with that, the only players left are the two towards the top of the draft. 
==Average Scores of Eliminated Teams==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
deCaPitated 	210.24 	16
Henry VIII 	206.91 	9
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	203.25 	12
burrow for sure-oh 	201.12 	13
Wildcat (no QBs no Problem) 	191.08 	14
Out of Luck 	188.89 	15
The Guilloteam 	185.74 	7
Laser Rocket Arms 	184.99 	11
The Executioner 	177.11 	4
Muller Lite 	169.00 	8
It's Blitz! Track 2 	163.14 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	162.14 	2
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	161.26 	5
CoachKnows 	123.21 	1
==Narrow Defeats==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
CoachKnows 	2.49 	1
It's Blitz! Track 2 	2.90 	3
Out of Luck 	3 	15
Bobecue Chicken 	5.91 	2
Wildcat 	10.87 	14
The Executioner 	11.98 	4
The Guilloteam 	12.11 	7
Muller Lite 	13.98 	5
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	17.88 	5
deCaPitated 	18.32 	16
Henry VIII 	19.02 	9
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	28.49 	12
Laser Rocket Arms 	35.66 	11
burrow for sure-oh 	46.08 	13
An absolutely BRUTAL defeat for Out of Luck, losing by the most narrow margin ever for this late in the season. 
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2022 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	235.77
2 	Henry VIII 	291.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	252.22
4 	deCaPitated 	262.90
5 	burrow for sure-oh 	236.67
6 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack 	263.94
7 	Beach McBungalow 	257.43
8 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack (2)	305.26
9 	Beach McBungalow (2) 	269.56
10 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	249.25
11 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	237.21
12 	Hasta Laviska Baby (2) 	272.11
13 	Hasta Laviska Baby (3) 	260.55
14 	deCaPitated (2) 	241.39
15 	Hasta Laviska Baby (4) 	302.62
16 	Beach McBungalow (3) 	241.92
Beach gets a first place finish by less than half a point after Hasta was first in three of the previous four weeks. Combined, these two teams have finished first 7 times in 2022, making for a pretty potent finale. 
==Dungeon Dwellers==
2022 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Wildcat 	125.70
2 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	122.26
3 	Out of Luck 	151.03
4 	Muller Lite 	139.26
5 	Out of Luck (2) 	161.14
6 	deCaPitated 	148.97
7 	Muller Lite (2) 	154.95
8 	Beach McBungalow 	187.43
9 	Wildcat (2) 	154.76
10 	burrow for sure-oh 	168.14
11 	Out of Luck (3) 	189.08
12 	Out of Luck (4) 	210.63
13 	Beach McBungalow (2)	204.48
14 	Out of Luck (5) 	200.99
15 	Beach McBungalow (3)	203.38
16 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	241.47
Nate has as many second-to-last finishes as he does first place finishes, though the "second-to-last" place hardly matters in the final two weeks leading up to the championship game since there are so few teams remaining. 
==Single Season Scoring Records==
Both Hasta and Beach have broken the single-season scoring record set by CP in 2019, and they have done so without the benefit of the 17th game. However, they will not each set new marks with the added week. It's the best way for records like this to be broken. 
CP falls just short of his mark but still will finish with a top-5 season. 
Out of Luck is the first team to finish a season between 2800 and 2900 points. 
All-Time Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3428.76	CP 	2019
3402.18	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3363.88	CP (deCaPitated) 	2022
3121.28	Return of the Mac 	2021
3049.02	Bobecue Chicken 	2021
3015.53	Mixon Beer 	2020
3013.13	Müller Lite 	2021
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2833.37	Out of Luck 	2022
2743.25	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2733.07	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2709.59	Mac 	2019
2677.20	Out of Luck 	2021
2675.14	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	2022
2620.18	The Titanic 	2021
2614.60	burrow for sure-oh 	2022
2438.96	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack 	2022
2422.98	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	CP 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2262.36	Bad Boys 	2021
2233.57	Soul Survivor (burrow for sure-oh)	2021
2134.22	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	2021
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
2034.86	Laser Rocket Arms 	2022
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1939.02	Beach McBungalow 	2021
1936.45	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2021
1862.19	Henry VIII 	2022
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1749.51	The Guilloteam 	2021
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1509.41	CP 	2021
1483.70	Last Coach Standing 	2021
1473.18	Henry VIII 	2021
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1351.99	Muller Lite 	2022
1300.35	The Guilloteam 	2022
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1182.09	Mixon Beer with Liquor 	2021
1160.81	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2021
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	Mac 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
991.57 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2021
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
806.27 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	2022
768.10 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2021
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	2020
708.44 	The Executioner 	2022
544.55 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2021
489.42 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2022
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
324.28 	Bobecue Chicken 	2022
294.62 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2021
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
123.21 	CoachKnows 	2022
115.16 	Mixon Beer 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2020
==All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Same as above: eliminated teams will have their 2022 season added to the total.
CP sits clearly atop the leaderboard and will be the only team over 10K heading into 2023. Out of Luck leaps into the second spot but will be supplanted next week by Beach McBungalow, meaning he will finish 3rd in HH history in total points through four seasons. Hasta will finish somewhere in the top 10 but does not have enough to break 8,000 points due to poor performances in their other seasons.
All-Time Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
10,587.56	deCaPitated 	4
8511.30 	Out of Luck 	4
8424.84 	The Guilloteam 	4
7879.51 	Laser Rocket Arms 	4
7594.94 	The Executioner 	4
7169.22 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	4
6987.92 	Wildcat 	4
6665.96 	burrow for sure-oh 	3
6439.42 	Bad Boys 	4
6076.59 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie	4
5824.98 	Henry VIII 	4
5774.89 	Bobecue Chicken 	4
5186.35 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	3
5045.26 	Beach McBungalow 	3
4586.98 	CoachKnows 	3
4365.12 	Müller Lite 	2
3406.56 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	3
3058.93 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	3
1885.08 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2
1238.56 	Bluedevils 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
391.19 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2
==Remaining Budget==
Remaining Budget as of 12/13/22
Player 	Total Budget
Beach McBungalow 	$189
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$179
deCaPitated 	$1
Out of Luck 	$0
Wildcat (no QBs no problem)	0
burrow for sure-oh 	0
Bad Boys II 	0
Laser Rocket Arms 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Muller Lite 	0
The Guilloteam 	0
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
The Executioner 	0
It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
CoachKnows 	0
==Conclusion==
Happy hunting, y'all!