Fairy Tales & Fakin' It

Fairy Tales & Fakin' It is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
In a scandal that rocks the forest, the Three Bears allege that Goldilocks's hair is really made of "fool's gold." They say that a better name for Goldilocks would be what?
===Choices===
1. Obsidianlocks
2. Pyritelocks
3. Quartzlocks
4. Sulfurlocks
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Hello little Pyritelocks."
3. "Quartzlocks. Yeah, that's the uh, hairdo that can tell time."
4. "Sulfurlocks? Gee, your hair smells like eggs."
===Answer Quote===
"Pyrite is a brass colored mineral that's often mistaken for gold."
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