Squidward's Got a Brand New Bag

Squidward's Got a Brand New Bag
Squidward is ridiculed for dating an older woman.
Season: 8 Episode: 4
Total Episode Count: 130
Prod. no.: 7ACX02
Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Rita
Also Appearing: SpongeBob, Sandy, Plankton, Pearl, Patrick, Mayor Johnny East, John Fishly, Charlie Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Nicole, Patrick Swayze, Whitney Houston, Bobby Brwon, Mrs. Garrett, Bruce Willis, Reginald VelJohnson, Paul Gleason, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Robet de Niro, Uma Thurma, Bill Murray, Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett, Jr.
Second Broadcast Only: Manny, Diego, Sid, C-3PO, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker
Plot: The episode opens with the closing of the video store. Mayor Johnny East happily acquires the Garbage Pail Kids movie while SpongeBob gets a copy a Roadhouse starring Patrick Swayze. Inspired by the movie, SpongeBob decides that all of life's problems can be solved by kicking. While steering the car while kicking, he rear-ends another car driven by Nicole. Squidward makes the most of the opportunity to make a date, but when he arrives at her house, he finds out from her mother, Rita, that she has already gone out with someone else. Squidward ends up attracted to Rita and asks her out instead. They hit it off and end up spending the night together. While trying to sneak out of the house, they are caught by the gang who tease Squidward about dating an older woman. Squidward tries to set up dinner with the gang, but it goes poorly, and Rita leaves in tears, frustrating Squidward. Squidward goes to Rita, and they end up engaged. Most of the family is surprised, but SpongeBob actually takes it quite well, figuring she'll still easily outlive Squidward. While trying to make love, Rita breaks her hip, Squidward finds that caring for an older person is more than he can handle and ends up cheating on Rita with a girl he picks up at a bar. when Squidward admits he cheated, Rita breaks off their relationship.
==Cutaways==
#White track stars
#Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown
#Bad impressions
#Malcolm in the Middle season 15
#Women of the Olympics
==Trivia==
*N/A
==Deleted Scenes==
1. Evolve much?
2. Thanks for t-ing my D
3. 9/12 terrorists
4. Penguin from out of town
5. Racial business
==Rating==
TV-14: DLSV
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