Unproduced 1980s Sesame Street segments

Segments proposed and/or full scripted for Sesame Street during the 1980s, but ultimately never shot.
==Season 13==
*"Cold Grover": Grover discusses the word "COLD" by standing out in the snow, then pointing out things that are also cold - ice, ice cream, and finally, himself.
*"Hey, You Two Look the Same!": Guy Smiley hosts the titular program where his guests, Jim and John Baker, proclaim to be identical. But, a frantic Guy points out the two are different in every conceivable way. He then hires them to appear on his other program, "Hey, You Two Look Completely Different!"Tony Geiss papers at the Beinecke Rare Book & Manuscript Library, Yale University
==Season 14==
*"Cookies and Milk": Ernie and Cookie Monster are about to eat some cookies, when Ernie suggests they need something to go with it, turning it into a guessing game. Ernie's clues are that it starts with "M," is white, and goes great with cookies. Cookie Monster rushes out and returns with mashed potatoes.Script for Episode 1814, provided by trusted source
==Season 17==
*Tony Geiss wrote four pieces intended to feature guest John Candy, who did not wind up appearing that season (instead recording material for Season 18). Two of the prepared sketches for his visit were instead given to Danny DeVito ("Trash Collector" and "Heh Heh Heh"), while the remaining two scripts were left unused:
**Candy appears in Hooper's Store as "Remembering Smith," who impresses David and Forgetful Jones by being able to remember every detail of his life, from his birth to today. Forgetful points out the one thing he's forgotten - to wear pants.
**Snuffy needs a grown-up to help cross the street. Candy, appearing as a businessman, offers to help, but he cannot find a practical way to hold Snuffy's "hand." He offers to hold Snuffy's snuffle in his hand, but since his mommy and he usually hold their snuffles, Candy must hold the snuffle up to his nose instead.
==Season 18==
*"News Flash: The Shoemaker": Reporter Kermit is sent to interview a shoemaker, but instead finds himself at a Q-maker's shop. Kermit begrudgingly asks the pre-prepared questions anyhow and learns the maker fashions a variety of letter Qs, from basketball Qs to running Qs (letters that actually run). He also pulls a postcard from viewer Chet O'Brien to win a pair of his own Qs.
==Season 20==
*"Monsterpiece Theater: Jaws": In a spoof of the titular film, two Muppets (one panicky, the other a shark hunter) on a boat look out for Jaws, the smartest shark in the Atlantic. When the shark emerges from the water, they help brush all the sea tarter off its teeth. Soon, more sharks appear to get their teeth brushed. In the coda, the shark returns to snatch and eat Alistair Cookie's pipe.
*"Monsterpiece Theater: Some Like It Hot": A spoof of the film of the same name, where a Muppet jazz band plays for a crowd. However, Alistair Cookie has to keep interrupting because the crowd is the wrong size (either all like it hot, or most like it hot). Due to a costuming issue, the segment did not go to production.Jake's Happy Nostalgia Show: John Weidman (Writer/Playwright) || Ep. 255 (00:00:00)
==Season 21==
*"All My Peanut Butter": In a soap opera parody, Luis, Maria, and Gina play a family who loves peanut butter. The mother (Maria) and daughter Sally (Gina) despondently wait for father (Luis) to return from the store, as they are out of peanut butter. Father eventually returns with several new jars of peanut butter, but the episode ends on a cliffhanger when he realizes he's forgotten to buy any bread. Barkley also features as their dog (named Peanut Butter).
*"Kermit and His Three-Ring Circus": Kermit's three-ring circus is slowly subtracted when he finds he can't afford each ring. Lou Berger wrote the piece just before Jim Henson passed away, and found it would not work as well if another character was used in Kermit's place, thus leaving it unused.MT&R panel
*"News Flash: Bo-Peep's Sheep": Reporting from Goose Lane, Kermit waits to conduct an interview with Little Red Riding Hood, when Little Bo Peep's sheep come by, lost and panicked. Kermit uses a nearby telephone to contact Bo Peep, who soon pulls up in her jeep. The sheep drag Kermit along for the ride as they drive home, just when Little Red finally shows up.
==Unknown season==
*"News Flash: Two Guys From 'CH'": Written sometime around 1989, Reporter Kermit visits a new shop called "Two Guys From 'CH'," where everything sold begins with the CH sound. Kermit tries to order some cheese, but the proprietors Charley and Chester instead offer him a chair, a charming chimney, cheap cherries, a (false) chin, and a chicken before admitting they're sold out of cheese.
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Category:Unfinished Sesame Street Projects