クリスマスツリーを切り倒せ！ (Christmas Tree o Kiritaose!)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
いつものように一人ぼっち　窓の外を見た 	itsumo no you ni hitoribocchi mado no soto o mita 	I, alone as always, looked out through my window.
虹色に煌く枝が　この目に刺さった 	nijiiro ni kirameku eda ga kono me ni sasatta 	Those colorfully glittering branches sure hurt my eyes.
 	 	
終了のお知らせは毎年聞くけど 	shuuryou no oshirase wa maitoshi kiku kedo 	Every year there are announcements of closing or bankrupting.
今年のカレンダーにも呪いの文字が書いてある 	kotoshi no karendaa ni mo noroi no moji ga kaite aru 	This year, too, my calendar is filled with words of curses.
 	 	
クリスマスツリーを切り倒せ！　うなれ自慢のチェーンソー 	kurisumasu tsurii o kiritaose! unare jiman no cheensoo 	Cut down your Christmas trees! Howl, my magnificent chainsaw!
クリスマスツリーを投げ飛ばそうぜ！　金メダル目指して 	kurisumasu tsurii o nagetobasou ze! kin medaru mezashite 	Hurl out your Christmas trees! Aim for the gold medal!
クリスマスツリーを加工しろ！　門松にしてやろう 	kurisumasu tsurii o kakou shiro! kadomatsu ni shite yarou 	Modify your Christmas trees into New Year pine trees!
クリスマスなんて誰が祝うか！　良いお年をお迎え下さい。 	kurisumasu nante dare ga iwau ka! yoiotoshiwo omukae kudasai.	Who celebrates Christmas anyway? Just get ready for the New Year!
 	 	
チャイムがなってドアをあけたら　サンタさんがいた 	chaimu ga natte doa o aketara santa-san ga ita 	When I heard my doorbell and opened my door, there stood Santa.
ピストルを持ったサンタは　「金を出せ」と言った 	pisutoru o motta santa wa "kane o dase" to itta 	With a pistol in his hand, Santa said, "Give me your money!"
 	 	
一年間いい子にしてたはずなのに 	ichinenkan ii ko ni shiteta hazu nanoni 	I swear I have been a good kid in this past year,
どうして私だけ？　サンタをグーでブン殴る 	ioushite watashi dake? santa o guu de bun naguru 	so why me?! I start punching and bashing Santa!
 	 	
クリスマスツリーのてっぺんの　星をヒトデに変えろ！ 	kurisumasu tsurii no teppen no hoshi o hitode ni kaero! 	Change the stars at the top of your Christmas trees into starfishes!
クリスマスツリーに短冊をつけて　季節感をなくせ！ 	kurisumasu tsurii ni tanzaku o tsukete kisetsukan o nakuse! 	Hang some tanzaku onto your Christmas trees and diminish the Christmas atmosphere!
クリスマスツリーに植えつけろ　しいたけを栽培！ 	kurisumasu tsurii ni ue tsukero shiitake o saibai! 	Try cultivating some shiitake mushrooms using your Christmas trees!
プレゼントなんていらないもんね　早くお年玉よこせ！ 	purezento nante iranai mon ne hayaku otoshidama yokose! 	I don't need presents! Just hurry up and give me my New Year money!
==Translation Notes==
*The "tanzaku" are rectangular stripes of either paper or wood, with people's wishes written on, and hung to trees or bamboos. It is a popular Japanese tradition most often practiced around the time of Tanabata/Qixi or New Year. 
*The shiitake mushrooms are a popular type of edible fungus cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries. 
*In East Asian countries, it is a common tradition for parents to give children money ("yasuiqian" in Chinese and "otoshidama" in Japanese) on New Year's Day. This practice is said to suppress bad luck in the new year.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*JC 
*Dead Ball Project vol.5
*股関節脱臼 (Kokansetsu Dakkyu) (album)
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki - Hatsune Miku Wiki page
*Nico Commons - Off-vocal mp3 (provided by Deadball-P)
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