Shit Johnson (Arcecer)

Shit Johnson is an unlockable character in The Fighting Game of Everything.
He is specifically designed to be the absolute worst character, with things such as:
* His own attacks can hurt him
* He will not perform an assist
* If defeated by a heavy attack, he will just die and immediately lose all following rounds
== Bio ==
He doesn’t want to be here. He REALLY doesn’t want to be here. In fact, the only reason he IS here is sort of a “so far beyond last resort that I’d rather die” thing. Unfortunately dying apparently isn’t really a good idea, so he’s left with no other option. What’s forcing him to do this? Nobody knows except for him, and he refuses to tell anyone.
== Pros and Cons ==
=== Pros ===
* EXTREMELY broken hitboxes
=== Cons ===
* LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE.
== Costumes ==
* Default
* Sunglasses
== Throws ==
FORWARD: Shit Johnson grabs the opponent and kicks them in the crotch several times.
BACKWARD: Shit Johnson attempts to kick the opponent as hard as possible, but misses, breaks his leg, and kicks himself in the face in the process. Does a lot of damage to him and instantly stuns him.
== Specials ==
=== Chomp ===
Shit Johnson’s head grows, and he attempts to bite the opponent. Damages him slightly as a result of biting so hard he stabs himself in the mouth.
=== Sneeze ===
Shit Johnson’s nose grows and he sneezes explosively. Slows down the opponent for a while if it hits.
=== You're Shit!! ===
Shit Johnson taunts his opponent. If he’s hurt during this, the opponent takes four times as much damage.
== X-Factor ==
=== Box That Heals You ===
A box appears in a random location, which when broken fully heals whoever broke it.
== Play Objective ==
=== As Shit Johnson ===
Pray.
=== Against Shit Johnson ===
You don’t even need to do anything, as most of his attacks will also damage him.
== Animations ==
=== Entrance ===
Shit Johnson falls from the sky and picks himself back up.
=== Stance ===
Shit Johnson erratically moves around slightly, occasionally making direct eye contact with the player for a split second before returning to normal.
=== Taunt ===
* Shit Johnson explains his entire life story, omitting the part that caused him to enter the tournament. It is impossible to cancel out of this until he gets hurt.
=== Victory ===
Shit Johnson just sort of stands there, in complete disbelief that he managed to win.
=== Time-Up Loss ===
Shit Johnson points and laughs at his opponent.
== Quotes ==
GET ME OUT OF HERE!! [Entrance]
What the fuck?! [Win]
But WHY?! [Switched in]
There’s literally another person left!! Why ME?! [Tag in when an ally is defeated]
Why is my team so SHIT?! [Tag in when both allies are defeated]
HELP!! [Calling Assist]
Do it yourself. [Performing “Assist”]
AHHRHAHGRAHRHARAEARAGHRAGHRHHARUURURRRGHGHHGHHH!!!!! [Defeated by a light attack]
(literally fucking dies) [Defeated by a heavy attack]
=== Quotes to Specific Characters ===
ENTRANCE
I think I might actually win this… [vs Chris-Chan]
NO FUCKING WAY. [vs Gill]
Can’t you just go back to demons? [vs Doomguy, won't be said if his costume is Ranger]
If you’re killing me then I highly doubt you’ve “got taste”. [vs SOU Frisk]
Category:Fighters
Category:Characters
Category:Neutral
Category:Arcecer
Category:Unorthodox Fighters
Category:Joke Fighters
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