The Great Battle

==The Great Battle==
This is a Story ANYBODY can add on to, any characters or any future can happen. Only one rule:
NO MARY/GARY SUES EXCEPT BLARGH IS ALLOWED BECAUSE BLARGH IS JUST EPIC!!!! Blargh is also animus resistant!
Short Summary:
==~Summary~==
A few thousand years ago, A brave dragon named Goldkeeper faced off against the almighty Blargh. Both Goldkeeper and Blargh were injured deeply, but Blargh used his magical fairy dragon powers to win unfairly. Blargh had used his power to rule the continent, and Goldkeeper ran away from the continent. She was never seen in either Pantala or Phyyria. Legends told that only Goldkeeper knew how to defeat Blargh, but without her, they were doomed.
Will you save the world and find Goldkeeper? Or will you follow Blargh's bloodthirsty rise to power?
Only you can decide...
== Chapter One ==
the end (jk)
Blargh ate some doritos. And more doritos. and more. And more. until he was as big as a blue whale. This was how he prepared for battle. He equipped hberjsilbcdcgskhjbdosjgvrjohegwvrejhkwfgfejkhsbfffrhksjf armor and became infinity strong. Then he watched an episod of spongebob squarepants and now his aura is ready
then he went into battle gloryiusly cartwheeling across the plaines his firescales melting everything along his path..."oh no....I killed the grass...must AVENGE GRASS!!!!!!!" 
Then for 9999999999999999999999985756554322467899 years he travelled across the world.helping all the grass in sight. When he was still helping the grass; he felt very depressed. He was having very bad thoughts, and he was very distracted when Goldkeeper walked up and said "go commit game end."
Blargh tried everything including all the classics, but he just couldn't game end himself. So one day, he focused so hard that he exploded into nothingness, creating a supermegahypernova that wiped out all thelife within 100000000 light years. tHe EnD. (not really) bc Goldkeeper dabbed so hard that enough memetic energy was gathered to save Pyrrhia, but nobody liked Goldkeeper bc she was a terrible dragon with stale memes.
then he gathered enough power to achieve completed ultra instinc. And unleash the power of the ninetaled fox kurama at once ^W^ 
but then goku got jealous and attacked but blargh said "KAHMEHAMEHA" and obliterated goku with a beam of energy gold keeper was jealous of his power also anger was angryness in her gold scales angrily so she attacked him he whacked her with his gloriously T H I C C muscular legs and she nearly died. But then she turned into a M E G A powerful kawiia dragon with anime eyes!!!
blargh was evenly matched they fought so much that the earth split in half!!!
then after fighting for days blargh got supah angry and was engulfed in fire his firescales was so powerful he absorbed the sun and launched it at goldkeeper
goldkeeper dodged because he's cool and then killed blargh
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blargh is now dead, and his non-existent family is crying and sad,Category:Fanfictions
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