Enter the Calzoniverse

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Enter the Calzoniverse” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist of whatever songs they recognize from their own timeline. They try to figure out how to return to the Stromboliverse, learn the recipe for immortality, and answer a phone call. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
DJs Matt and Dillon are still in the calzoniverse, and Jonny Calzone has graciously hosted them for the past week. Jonny sells calzones and has a waterbed in the basement. In this universe, Double Heads Variety Hour is incredibly popular, and people stop them on the streets for autographs. The Far Out Lounge doesn't exist, and ska has a lot more waves.
But as much as they love the calzoniverse, they have to get back to their universe to DJ at The Far Out Lounge. They also learn that cryogenic preservation is possible because of lemon juice. Additionally, Broadway is no longer called Broadway, it's just called Cats due to the popularity of the show.
Their first caller is Jim from Pointy Boulder, who is a huge fan and lists off his favorite shows that the DJs have done, which include shows the DJs don't remember. They allow him to say the famous Double Heads closing line, which apparently is "it's zippity do Double Heads time!"
They still talk over the PSAs, which are the same in this universe.
The DJs also question if anyone from their universe noticed that they are gone, and the agree not to discuss how universe traveling works because they would likely fight about the logistics if it comes up.
Suddenly "Sleep" by Dopesmoker starts playing – which apparently plays at every Yankees game – and the DJs are catapulted back to their universe, where Jonny Stromboli is there to greet them. Apparently no one looked for them while they were gone. Everything is back to normal, and they can DJ at Far Out Lounge now.
==Featured Characters==
Dillon Minacci
Matt Fox
Jonny Calzone
Jim from Pointy Boulder
Jonny Stromboli
==Featured Music==
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