I Care About You or Something

"I Care About You or Something" is the two hundred and fifty-first episode of Satan and Me. It was posted on July 30th, 2017.
== Summary ==
Disguised as a doctor and a nurse, Satan and Natalie walk through a hospital. Natalie worries that it's against the law, but Satan argues that he has to locate Death. He asks her where she thinks Death would spend a lot of time, and she correctly answers the hospital. He assures her he'll make it fast; he has to find someone about to die so Death shows up, and then he can confront him about messing up his end of the deal and fix her. He promises she'll be back to normal that day, and she agrees to cooperate.
Meanwhile, Felix sits on the edge of a cliff with his phone open to ignored texts from Laila. She had asked where he went after storming off,"Are You a Robot" and wishes he is safe. He bites his tongue and contemplates what to do, and eventually settles on calling her. She answers, surprised to hear from him after so long. He apologizes for his absence, citing that he's been busy, and quickly gets to the point of his call; he wants to know what she wants for her half of their contract. Confused, she wonders why, but he refuses to explain. She asks if he's okay, assuming he's about to get himself into a dangerous situation. Annoyed, he deflects and tries to pass it off like he's doing her a favor. She sees right through it, though, guessing that he wants to break their contract because he doesn't want her to feel his pain. He gets progressively angrier, demanding she tell him her wish already. She purposefully stalls, sipping on a can of soda as he screams and gets progressively more frustrated. Pax, disguised as Uriel, notices him on the phone and grabs it from him. He's surprised that Felix is in a contract, and tries to flirt with Laila. She asks for his name and refuses his advances, requesting that he gives the phone back to Felix. He agrees, but sends her a quick selfie to memorialize their conversation. Felix yells that it's not even what he really looks like, and Laila comments that he's good-looking. Felix snatches the phone back and once again prompts her to tell him her wish. She asks if he's desperate to get out of the contract, and he stutters as he agrees. She pauses, and explains that she wants to end their contract in person. She wishes he'll be okay and hangs up the phone without giving him a chance to respond. He stares at the screen with a concerned look on his face. Pax asks if they'll continue with their plan even if it might affect Laila, and Felix confirms. He texts her, admitting that he cares for her, and she should go to a hospital because she's being a "stubborn bitch". Laila argues that he's being the bitch. He reiterates that he's being serious, and says goodbye. 
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== References ==
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