Imaginationland 2/Transcript

(We start off with the Paramount Pictures logo with Butters and his friends riding on the stars and land on the logo and the Warner Bros. logo appears.) (The movie starts with the earth is shown and it zooms in)
Narrator: Once upon a time, In a faraway land, There is a magical place called Imaginationland. A place inhabited by characters from movies, TV shows, Video Games and CD-ROMs. They can use their imaginations to create amazing things. Until one day, A young boy named Butters and his friends visit this magical land. Until the Evil Characters show up. This causes Butters to save the day by using the power of imagination. But now, More and more characters join the Good and evil side. And Imaginationland is now the happiest place on earth.
(In Imaginationland,The sun rises on an early morning and the Good Characters are opening their windows and doors and head outside walking, dancing and enjoying a beautiful day while the song Circle of Life begins.)
Voiceover: Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo nqoba Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Se to kwa) Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Asana) Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Se to kwa) Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Asana) Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (repeats throughout verse) From the day we arrive on the planet And blinking, step into the sun There's more to see than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done There's far too much to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the sun rolling high Through the sapphire sky Keeps great and small on the endless round It's the Circle of Life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the Circle The Circle of Life Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala It's the Circle of Life And it moves us all Through despair and hope Through faith and love Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the Circle The Circle of Life
(the sun rising on a beautiful morning in South Park.)
Narrator: It's a beautiful morning in the town of South Park. And it's time for another school day for Butters. And this is where our story begins.
(Butters is in his bedroom sleeping. He wakes up.)
Butters: Today's the big day! It's Friday! I'm having my party tonight! And I'm inviting everyone from school! This is going to be so exciting!
(And then the song Life's a Happy Song begins.)
Butters: Everything is great Everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand Everything is perfect It's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along When you're alone, life can be a little rough It makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall When it's just you well, times can be tough When there's no one there to catch your fall (Screams) Bye mom!
Linda Stotch: Bye, Butters!
(Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny appear)
Butters: Hi guys
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny: Hi Butters
Butters: ready for school
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny: yeah we are
Butters: Let's go
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters: Everything is great, everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose
Kyle: With someone to paint
Stan: And someone to pose
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters: Life's a piece of cake
Cartman: With someone to pedal
Kenny: (Muffled) (And someone to brake)
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters: Life is full of glee
Stan: With someone to saw
Kyle: And someone to see
(the other kids appear)
The Kids: Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along I've got everything that I need right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me
Baker: Life's a piece of cake
Louis: With someone to give
Jason: And someone to take
Waitress: Life's a piece of pie
Waiters: With someone to wash and someone to dry
Man: Life's an easy road
The Kids and the Mechanics: With someone beside you to share the load
Hippie: Life is full of highs
Asian Couple: With someone to stir and someone to fry
Butcher: Life's a leg of lamb
Stan and Token: With someone there to lend a hand
Florist: Life's a bunch of flowers
Wendy and Bebe: With someone to while away the hours
Fish Mongers: Life's a fillet of fish 'ey!
Red and Annie: Uh, yes it is
The Kids and Residents: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along (Dance break) I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me I've got everything that I need
Butters: Right in front of me! (song interrupted with hobos) Sorry, guys. I'm super excited. (runs off with the hobos looking at each other,)
Nancy Turner: All right, Heidi. get ready
(heidi packs up her backpack)
Nancy Turner: Are you all set sweetie
Heidi: Yes Mom
Mary: And. You know what that means Math test
Heidi: (sighs) Fine
Mary: It's OK. since it's tomorrow's butters birthday you could tell Mrs Nelson to have a class birthday party for him.
Heidi Yay
Nancy Turner: Have a good day at school.
Heidi: Bye Mom oh bye Dad
Thomas Turner: Have a great day, Heidi
Heidi: Hi
Kyle: Um, I got you these. Oh. Sorry. Um... It's probably from the dance number I was doing
Heidi: It's OK. They're really sweet
Kyle: You excited for his big birthday slumber party I have our list
Heidi: Me, too. [laughs] Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever. I've always dream of seeing his party
Kyle: I know. Butters can't wait either. You don't mind that he's coming, right?
Heidi: Um, no, no, of course not. As long as we can spend our day together. That's all I ask
Kyle: Totally. It's gonna be the most biggest birthday party ever. love you so much. - [sighs]
Heidi: I love you, too. i'm going to school to see my friends and check on Butters
Kyle: (the song resumes) Everything's great Everything's grand Except Heidi's always off with her friend It's never me and her It's always me and her and her I wonder when it's going to end But I guess that's OK (in kyle's Imagine) 'Cause maybe someday I know just how it's going to be I'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee And i will say "Heidi, will you marry me?" (back to heidi's house) Please (the song still interruped he looks at the man and walks off while he still watering the bushes the song still resumes)
Stan and Wendy: I've got everything that I need right in front of me Nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me
The Kids and Residents: You've got everything that you need right in front of you Nothing's stopping you nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you Life's a happy song 
Female Resident: When there's someone by your side to sing 
The Kids and Residents: Life's a happy song 
Old Man: When there's someone by your side to sing 
The Kids and Residents: Life's a happy song when theirs someone by your side to sing along
(After the song, The school bus arrives and drives The Kids to school.)
Male Resident: Okay, they're gone!
(The South Park residents all groan and fall down. On the school bus, The Kids are talking.)
Butters: So, Stan. Are you excited for my party tonight?
Stan: Yeah!
Butters: I hope Mr. Garrison would do something to celebrate my special day!
Stan: I think she will! Right guys?
The Kids: (Agreeing)
Butters: And I'm going to be 11 years old!
Stan: Woah! Hopefully there'll be some surprises in store for you.
(The bus arrives at South Park Elementary School. The Kids get off the bus and head to Mr. Garrison classroom.)
The Kids: Good morning, Mr. Garrison!
Mr. Garrison: Good morning, class. We have a new student joining us. This is Wayne Miller. He just moved to South Park to make new friends. Let's give him a warm welcome!
The Kids: Hello, Wayne!
Wayne Miller: Hi, guys.
Mr. Garrison: Now let's start the day with some math. What is 5 times 2?
(Craig raises his hand.)
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Craig?
Craig: 12?
Mr. Garrison: That's correct!
Cartman: (Whispers to Kyle) I guess we all know math really well.
Butters: Hey there, Wayne! There's a desk just for you!
Wayne: Thanks!
Butters: By the way, My name's Butters. My birthday's on Sunday. Tonight I'm inviting all my friends to a party at my house.
Wayne: How old are you going to be?
Butters: I'm gonna be 11 years old!
Wayne: Cool!
French Narrator: 2 hours later...
(The school bell rings.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay class, Time for lunch!
The Kids: Horray!
(The Kids leave the classroom. Mr. Garrison hits a garbage can.)
Mr. Garrison: Ow! It hurts! Wait a minute. I'm alone. I can swear for real! (Breathes) Son of a...
(School bell rings again.)
(In the cafeteria, The Kids are eating their lunch.)
Stan: What did you get for lunch, Butters?
Butters: I've got a baloney sandwich, some chips and an apple.
Stan: That's a great choice, Butters!
Butters: Thanks, Stan!
(After The Kids finished their lunch, The school bell rings.)
The Kids: Recess! Horray! (They all ran outside and to the playground and play.)
Butters: So, guys? You're coming to my birthday party tonight?
Stan: Yeah! we are, Butters.
Butters: I've invited all of my friends to my house to celebrate.
The Kids: Wow!
Kenny: (Muffled) (Will there be cake?)
Butters: Yeah there will!
Cartman: Will there be sucking balls?
(The Kids groan in disgust.)
Butters: No! That's gross!
Cartman: Sorry!
Butters: Plus I'm having a sleepover after the party.
The Kids: (Cheering)
Stan: See you tonight, Butters.
Butters: See you all there! (While The kids' parents appear and hop in their cars to take them home, He see Wayne feeling lonely and walks up to him) Are you okay?
Wayne: Yes. I'm just feeling a bit shy. I feel like I just don't fit in with you guys.
Butters: Don't worry, Wayne. I'll help you make some friends at my party.
Wayne: Really?
Butters: Yes. After all, It's fun to make new friends.
Linda Stoch: Butters! Time to go home!
Wayne: Bye, Butters!
Butters: Bye, Wayne! See you tonight!
(Butters hops in his mom's car and they leave the school and head home)
(That night, The Kids are at Butters' house celebrating his birthday. A montage of them playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey, Blowing noise makers, The Female Kids taking selfies, The Male Kids playing Dungeons and Dragons, Playing Spin The Bottle, Ring Games, balloon Popping, watching the magic and puppet show, musical chairs and statues, pass the parcel, piñata, limbo, watching the clowns, horseback riding, bounce on the bounce castle, jetskis, swimming and dancing together. While all this happens, the song Celebration by Kool And The Gang plays.)
Everyone: Today's gonna be a-ok 'Cause we're celebrating your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday!
Butters: Aw. Thanks everyone, you are too kind.
Cartman: You wanna see this awesome present I got you?
Butters: Sure!
(Butters opens a present and it has a Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD.)
Butters: Wow! A Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD? That's so cool! I love it!
Stan: And it's the PG-13 version!
Butters: All right! Let's watch it!
Wayne: Who are Terrance and Phillip?
Butters: They're famous people from Cadana, My friends and I are big fans! They have their own television show! You're really going to like them, Wayne!
(The Kids sit on the couch with some popcorn. Stan puts the disc in and the movie starts.)
Stan: The movie's starting!
(Terrence and Phillip appear on the TV screen)
The Kids: Hooray!
Phillip: Say, Terrence, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrence: I don't know, Phillip, what?
(Phillip farts and they both laugh. The Kids laugh too.)
Wayne: Where do they come up with this stuff?
Cartman: That's because they're Canadian, Dude!
Terrence: You're such a game lover, Phillip!
Kyle: When we first watched this movie, It was Rated R. A war between Americans and Canadians happend too. My mom even lead the war.
Wayne: Oh dear.
Phillip: Terrence, why would you call me a game lover?
Terrence: Well, let's see, first of all, you played Just Dance!
Phillip: (thinks) Oh yeah!
Both: (Laughing)
Wayne: (Laughing) Oh my god, They're so funny!
Terrence: Well lookie here, Phillip! It's a letter!
Both: (Laughing)
Phillip: What does it say, Terence?
Terrence: It says, "Dear Terrence and Phillip, Did you kill your uncle during the Canadian Moose Festival?"
Phillip: I killed your uncle? (Laughs)
The Kids: (Laughing)
Butters: Oh! Shh! Here comes the best part!
Terrence: Listen, you stupid egg eater, You'd kill your uncle!
Phillip: You'd kill your uncle!
(And then the song Uncle Killer begins)
Terrence: Shut your freaking face, uncle killer! You're a butt slapping thumb sucking uncle killer! You're an uncle killer, yes, it's true! Nobody kills uncles
quite like you!
Phillip: Shut your freaking face, uncle killer! You're the one that killed your uncle, uncle killer! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just kill your uncle all day long!
(A fart solo happens as Terrance and Phillip fart to the rhythm. They fart their way out of the house and onto an intersection handled by a Mountie. They laugh and dance and fart around him, raising his hat off his head several times.)
Mountie: What's going on here?
(Terrance and Phillip fart, then the Mountie farts, Then drivers around them fart as well. The Kids including Wayne start dancing along.)
Cartman: Freaking sweet!
Wayne: Best movie ever!
Chorus: Uncle... Killer... Uncle Killer, Uncle Killer Uncle... Killer...
(By this time all the Canadians are dancing and farting wildly.)
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your freaking face, Uncle Killer! (Phillip: Uncle Killer!) Your'e a duck face idiot, Uncle killer!
Terrance: You're an uncle killer, I must say!
Phillip: Well, you killed your uncle yesterday!
Terrance, Phillp and Chrous: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Terrance and Phillip: Uncle killer, That's
Terrance, Phillip and Chrous: U-N-C-L-E. Screw you! Uncle Killer!
(All freeze)
Phillip: (quick) Suck my balls.
French Narrator: Three hours later...
Terrance and Phillip: (Laughing)
Terrance: Well, Philip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience.
Philip: I did, Terrance. I learned that you are a barnacle head!
Both: (Laughing)
Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights? (Goes to the bathroom and farts)
Phillip: You pooped in the toilet without asking!
Terrance: (Laughing) I sure did, Philip!
Both: (Laughing) (An iris closes and they pop through) Screw you!
The Kids: (Cheering)
Wayne: That was amazing!
Stan: Well, it's way past our bedtime after Asses of Fires so...
Everyone: Goodnight, Butters!
Butters: Goodnight, everyone!
(So all the kids went to Butter's bedroom and went to sleep. They're having a sleepover. While Butters is still sleeping)
(in butters dream)
good characters across the land - Come see this Check this out Check it out Check it out Check, check it out (INDISTINCT ANIMALS' CRIES) 
Luke Skywalker: What? We all gathered out here for this? 
CROWD: Boo! Loser! Loser! He's just a sidekick! (WHIMPERING) - (CROWD JEERING) - 
The Flash: You're the worst! 
Butters: Huh (looks at the mayor the mayor holds his shoulders up and throws butters off the cliff into the black background) (screams) (gasping) what a nightmare
(He goes back to sleep Butters wakes up and sees Wayne, Who is not sleeping.)
Butters: What's the matter, Wayne?
Wayne: I can't sleep. I was just feeling homesick.
Butters: Don't worry, You'll make yourself at home right here in South Park.
Wayne: I will?
Butters: Of course you will. (Yawns) I better head back to sleep now. Good night, Wayne.
Wayne: Goodnight, Butters.
(Butters and Wayne went to sleep. The next morning, Butters wakes up and looks out the window. The imagination balloon was flying.)
Butters: I know that balloon! Everyone wake up! It's the imagination balloon!
(The kids all wake up.)
Cartman: It's 8 in the morning, Butters.
Kelly Gardner: It's that the balloon from Imaginationland?
Timmy: Timmy?
Butters: Yeah it is, come on guys!
Everyone: Mr. Mayor!
(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wayne Szalinski, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Molly, Meagan, Nichole Daniels, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token Black, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally Turner, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill and Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Louis, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Daniel Tanner, Nate, Ashley, Liza, Beth, Maria Sanchez, Brown Coat Girl, Monica, and various other 4th graders run up to the imagination balloon and see The Mayor of Imaginationland.)
Mayor: Hello, kids!
Butters: How did you get here?
Mayor: Well, I heard it's your birthday so I got the idea to invite you to Imaginationland for your birthday!
Everyone: Yay!
Mayor: Who are you?
Wayne: My name is Wayne Miller. My family and I just moved to South Park.
Mayor: You wanna come with us to Imaginationland?
Wayne: Yes!
Mayor: That's the spirt! All aboard the Imagination balloon!
(The kids enter the imagination balloon and it starts to fly. The opening credits start rolling and the song Everything is Awesome (Tween Dream Remix) begins.)
(In Butter's bedroom Butters' parents come in.)
Linda: Good morning, Butters. How was your party last night?
(Linda pulls the blanket off and Butters was not in his bed.)
Linda: Huh? What the hell?! (Gets really angry) BUTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! He's so grounded!
Stephen: Oh crap, I'm gonna throw up!
(Stephen goes into the bathroom, grabs a garbage can and throws up.)
Linda: Where the hell is he?
(Meanwhile, the Imagination balloon arrives in Imaginationland. But a lot of new characters are here and decorating the town for Butter's birthday as all the Good Characters begin to sing.)
All Good Characters: Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) Here in our land, our home Everybody knows how to celebrate the magic Of Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) His birthday is coming (is coming) Butter's birthday party (is coming) All around come running (is coming) To celebrate together The first ever one (is coming) Butter's birthday party (is coming) So make some good weather His birthday is almost here!
(Rainbow Dash zooms through some clouds.)
Cartman and the Kids: (Gasps) Whoa!
Rainbow Dash: Yes! Skies cleared and ready for the party.
(Bart Simpson is skating on his skateboard.)
Bart Simpson: Cowabunga dudes and dudettes!
(Lisa Simpson is playing her saxaphone)
(Chef Pee Pee is baking a cake for Butters. When all of a sudden, SML Bowser Junior appears)
SML Bowser Junior: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: (Screams)
(The Wonderbolts are flying in the sky.)
(Pinkie Pie is blowing up balloon animals.)
Pinkie Pie: It's a perfect likeness!
(The balloon animal flies off. Pinkie Pie chases it. Fluttershy is conducting a bird choir and her pet bunny Angel, Who is dressed as a bird. The balloon flies around her. Pinkie Pie jumps on stage chasing the balloon.)
Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Heads up, Fluttershy! Out of control balloooooon!!
Fluttershy: (To a bird) I know you will do a great job at the party tomorrow.
(Applejack is pushing a cart with apple ciders.)
Applejack: Hey, y'all! Anyone up for some free samples of my family's apple cider?
Homer Simpson: Ooh! I'll take it. Mmmm... Cider...
(Homer Simpson drinks some apple cider.)
(SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Butters pops one.)
Kyle: Wow! Who are those characters, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Well we have a lot of new friends here. They are not here when you first came here.
Butters: What's that you have under your hat, Mayor?
Mayor: This? Well that's my pet bird Noodle!
Noodle: (Tweeting)
Mayor: Oh! Here comes the Lollipop King!
(The Lollipop King, Mayor Lion, Mayor Quimby, Mayor Adam West, Mayor Dandy Lion, The Mayor of Halloweentown, Mayor Jeff Otter and Mr. Mayor enter.)
Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! The mayor has special guests coming and there they are!
All Good Characters: (cheering)
SML Bowser Junior: Did you hear that Chef Pee Pee? There's some special guests!
Chef Pee Pee: New guests, huh?
Pinkie Pie: Come on!
The Lollipop King: Welcome back, Butters!
Mayor: We also have more mayors here in Imaginationland! (all the good characters gather around the Mayors and The Lollipop King.) Fellow citizens of Imaginationland, Butters and his friends are back!
All good characters from Butter's first visit: (Cheering)
Rockety Rocket: Welcome back!
Cinderella: Welcome back!
Strawberry Shortcake: Welcome back!
Mr. Clean: Welcome back!
Charlie Brown: Welcome back!
(Several welcome backs from other good characters)
Mayor: And to all you new characters, say hello to butters and his friends!
All New Characters: Hello!
Teletubbies: Eh Oh!
Frylock: Wazzuuuuuuup?!
Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho!
Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!
The Kids: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Krusty: Hey hey kids!
Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and we've plan this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you? Were you? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Sea Captain: Ahoy there!
Butters: I've never seen you guys before. This is going to be the best birthday ever!
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Mayor: Come on, Wayne. Why won't you say hello to the Good Characters? They will love to meet you.
(All the Good Characters look concerned and are all talking about Wayne. Wayne gives a nervous wave.)
Wayne: (Looking nervous) Hi, everybody.
All Good Characters: Hi, Wha Wha Wha.... Wayne!
Mayor: Ok, Everyone, Continue decorating the town for Butter's birthday. It's almost here!
Wimzie: Wow! I'm so excited!
(All the good characters start leaving.)
Eureeka: I'm gonna preform a spell!
Ojo: I'm gonna make a cake!
Krusty the Clown: I'm gonna sing a happy birthday song!
Luna Loud: I am, too!
Squidward Tentacles: I'm going to play my clarinet!
Lisa Simpson: I'm going playing my saxaphone!
Lana Loud: I'm gonna make mud pies!
Lincoln Loud: Lana, that's disgusting!
Lana Loud: You're right.
Patrick Star: Oh! Oh! Is mayonaise an instrument?
Leni Loud: What about horse radish?
Peter Griffin: Relish?
Homer Simpson: Mustard?
Mayor Quimby: No, you guys! Condiments are not instruments, you idiots!
Bear: What are you waiting for? Let's start our day!
Genie: There's a party going on here! We are gonna party! Come on, Everybody! Let's party!
(All the good characters look at Genie.)
Genie: Oh, (Giggles) sorry.
Magellan: Come on, Tail Let's continue to decorate the town for Butter's birthday!
Lori Loud: This is literally going to be the best party ever!
(The good characters continue to decorate.)
Butters: Wow this is going to be the best birthday ever that I feel a song coming on!
Luna Loud: This is a song we wrote called Everything is Awesome! Hit it, everyone!
(And then the song Everything is Awesome begins.)
Lumiere: Ma cherie Mademoiselle, It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure That we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, Let us pull up a chair As the dining room proudly presents - Your birthday!
B: Be... our... guest!
Earl Sinclair: Be our guest! Put our service to the test
Gabby: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Lumiere: Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres
Gabby: Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff It's delicious!
Moe Szyslak: Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
M.T. Promises: They can sing! They can dance!
Cleveland Brown: After all, sir, this is France! And the dinner here is never second best!
Lumiere: Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest!
Butters: Wow!
Lumiere and Chorus: Beef ragout, Cheese soufflé, Pie and pudding "en flambé"
Eureeka: We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret!
Treelo: You're alone And you're scared
Funshine Bear: But the banquet's all prepared
Big Bird: No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining
Lumiere: We tell jokes, I do tricks! With my fellow candlesticks
Chorus: And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest
Lumiere: If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest!
Lumiere and Chorus: Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Bart Simpson: Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving
Glenn Quagmire: He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Batley: Ah, those good old days when we were useful Suddenly those good old days are gone
Magellan: Ten years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting
Elmo: Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Peppa Pig: Most days we just lay around the castle
Homer Simpson: Flabby, fat and lazy
Mane 6 and Spike: You walked in, and oops-a-daisy!
Mrs. Potts: It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert She'll want tea And my dear that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoe' I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm Piping hot Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot Clean it up! We want the company impressed
Lisa Simpson: We've got a lot to do!
Russel: Is it one lump or two?
The Fishtones: For you, our guest!
Chorus: He's our guest!
Mrs. Potts: He's our guest!
Chorus: He's our guest! Be our guest Be our guest Our command is your request It's ten years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed With your meal With your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you We'll keep going
Lumiere and Chorus: Course by course! One by one! 'Til you shout, Enough! I'm done! Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest!
(after the song)
The Kids: (Cheering and applauding)
Comic Book Guy: Best song ever!
Mayor: Happy birthday Butters! Now get back to work!
Butters: Who's that?
Mayor: That's Sam the Robot.
Sam the Robot: Hello. I am Sam the Robot. I can dance for you.
(Sam the Robot starts dancing.)
Everyone: (Laughing)
Bender: Hey, Sam. Bite my shiny metal ass!
Mayor: This is Nick Penguin.
Nick Penguin: Can I have some more ice cream?
Doctor Strange: Sure.
(Doctor Strange uses his powers to bring the ice cream to Nick Penguin.)
(Mr. Knack enters with his cart.)
Mayor: And for the first time in Imaginationland we have our own handy man Mr. Knack!
Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!
All Good Characters: You mean Heavens to Betsy!
Mayor: He has an Italian accent.
Cartman: Oh, yeah!
Duffman: Hey! That's my line!
Butters: Hey, Nick.
Mr. Knack: (Gets really angry) Don't call me Nick or I will kiss Giggles and Petunia!
Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
Butters: Who are you?
Emma: I'm Emma.
Kate: I'm Kate.
Sir Klank: And I'm Sir Klank.
All three: We are mice. Yay!
Wendy: Hey everyone look, there's another character named Wendy!
Cuddles: Hooray!
Bebe Stevens: Hey Mr. Knack, pull my finger! You can be my best friend!
(Mr. Knack pulls Bebe's finger and then trades her jacket for a new shirt.)
Bebe Stevens: Wow, thanks!
Tweek Tweak: Can you fix my car?
(So much fixing and trading later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they have to hire a new one.)
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Whenever you imagine to be real is real".
Mayor: Hey, that's my line!
Mr. Knack: Oops, sorry Mr. Mayor!
Red: Who are you?
Mayor: That's Groot. He's the member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Groot: I am Groot.
Mayor: He says that sometimes.
(Giggles and Petuina gather around Mr. Knack.)
Both: Nick, Nick kiss us, Nick!
Mr. Knack: Ladies Don't call me Nick! (Groans) Heavens to Bootsy!
Giggles and Petuina: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
(Giggles and Petuina both kiss Mr. Knack.)
Everyone: Aww!
(Butters walks up to the Mane 6 and Spike)
Butters: Hey, fellas.
Mane 6 and Spike: Hey, Butters!
Applejack: How'd it go with the other people? They like your idea?
Pinkie Pie: I bet they loved it!
Butters: (sighs) Not exactly. They think I can make today perfect without their magic.
Rarity: And they are absolutely right, man. This birthday party is your brilliant idea and we know you're up to the task!
Butters: But what if I'm not?! What if somebody hates the stage?! Or nobody makes a new friend?! And if I fail at my birthday party, then who am I?!
Pinkie Pie: (grabs Butters' face and looking intensely at his eyes) Butters, look at me! This will be the biggest celebration Imaginationland has ever seen! (piling pressure on Butters) As the birthday boy, you cannot fail! This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! (shouts dramatically at the sky) It's almost too much for any single person to handle! (Butters, the kids, and all good characters watch Pinkie scream and they gasp) But you have us! So stop worrying.
(Rainbow Dash burps. Butters grins with uncertainty applejack helps butters up and cleans off butters and rarity fixes his hair)
(Meanwhile at Butter's house, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are having a meeting.)
Linda: Butters is back in Imaginationland!
Parents: (Gasp)
Stephen: That place is so far away!
Sheila: But Ike needs his diaper changed. What should we do?
Randy: I say we wait for him.
Linda: How about we all look for the kids?
Stephen: It'll be like an adventure!
Sheila: An adventure? To find our kids?
Stephen: Yes! Quick, pack your things. Let's go find Butters and his friends!
(And so the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen pack their things and start leaving the house ready to go to Imaginationland.)
(Back in Imaginationland, King Pig and the evil characters are watching the event.)
King Pig: How come we are now in the evil side, Lord Vader?
Darth Vader: Because since the good characters invite a lot of friends, we are going to capture The Council of 63.
Bill Cipher: Also they will learn how to PARTY! Right, guys?!
All Evil Characters: (Sinister laughing)
Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!
King Pig: Oh! Here come the Good Characters! Quick! Put on the disguises!
(The Evil Characters put on disguises)
Mayor: Why hello there! What brings you to Imaginationland?
King Pig: Well, We're looking for somewhere to buy some food because we're starving!
Mayor: How about you can eat at Castle Sunshine? The chefs whipped up a delicious cake for Butters' birthday!
King Pig: Okay!
(Spike eats the food. Spike looks at The Loud Sisters.)
Spike: Hello, ladies.
The Loud Sisters: (Sighs)
(Charlie and Lola enter.)
Charlie: I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny.
Lola: Hello, Nick!
Mr. Knack: I told you a million times to not call me Nick!
Lola: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
French Narrator: Meanwhile at the Castle of Sunshine...
Jesus Christ: Today it's Butters' birthday and I want you all make Butters a birthday cake.
Amy Rose: I will love to make a cake and I want to get Sonic married.
Luke Skywalker: And Tomorrow it Butters' birthday everyone, right semen?
The Council of 63: (all laughing)
Seaman: No, it's Seaman!
Wonder Woman: Look guys! Those are the clowns we ordered!
(The Evil Characters appear.)
Wonder Woman: Or definitely not the clowns we ordered.
King K. Rool: (Doing a Brooklyn accent) Excuse me, I've got something for you guys to see?
Rockhoof: What is it you want to show us?
King Dedede: Oh it will be brilliant! Isn't that right, Ed?
Ed: (Laughing)
King Candy/Turbo: Don't worry about him.
(The Evil Characters follow the Council of 75 into a trap)
The Storm King: Okay, (To Pain and Panic) Pull the lever!
(Pain and Panic pulled the lever but The Council of 75 fall down)
King Pig: Wrong lever!
(The evil characters captured The Council of 63.)
Slade: Surprise!
The Council of 63: (Gasps and overlapping) Slaaaaade! Slaaaaade! Slaaaaade!
Amy Rose: Help us!
Professor X: This can't be happening!
Luke Skywalker: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Douche: We're back, suckers!
(The Evil Characters take off their disguises and laugh evily)
King K. Rool: (Normal voice) Haha! So long, suckers!
King Pig: I don't know why this castle has a lever.
(Back outside, The Kids and All Good Characters hear screaming.)
Squidward: Do you think this is something we should worry about?
(a Moment of silence occurs, While it happens, A news bar appears at the bottom of the screen that says All new episode of Bojack Horseman tonight on Comedy Central. Followed by a new episode of The Daily Show. That's right! We even advertise our shows during movies now!)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Nah!
Bradley Biggle: Who are you?
Charlie: I'm Charlie. And this is my little sister Lola. She loves having fun.
Lola: I've got all the streamers for Butter's birthday, now I get to play with them.
(And then the song I Just Wanna Have Fun begins.)
Lola: I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I never break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try, but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. Gee it's a blast when you go exploring hard not to learn something new really. It's not that I think it's boring doing what they say I should do (Like for instance). Watch where you step, never rock the boat think smart, and walk don't run I try and I try but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. When you're really rolling well of course it can be hard to stop or bouncing like a rubber ball or spinning like a top. But if I land in trouble it's never all that bad and every new adventure is the best I ever had. As a little girl I'd always dreamed that I could fly lift up into the air and travel right into the sky I just keep on trying cause wouldn't you agree? Flying would be funner than most anything could be I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I ever break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try but I can't deny. The truth is that I, I just wanna have fun.
(After the song, Lola sees that Mr. Knack is covered with streamers.)
Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!
Mr. Knack: Again? Well as my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Again is never the answer".
(Jeffy is patting his diaper.)
Cartman: Who are you?
Mayor: This is Jeffy.
Jeffy: Wanna see my pencil?
Cartman: Eww! You have a pencil in your nose? That's disgusting!
Jeffy: You wanna hear me rap?
Cartman: Oh hell yeah!
(And then the song Why begins.)
Jeffy: Why? Why? WHY? Hey daddy, I smack these ladies! I stick my pee pee in some cheerios! I got a pencil in my nose! And I beat my diaper everywhere I go! I like to hop hop like a bunny! Poop my pants, and now it's runny! I go "UH UH," you think that's funny? I stuff my diaper with all my money!
Mayor: JEFFY!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY?
Mayor: Jeffy don't do that!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY?
Mayor: Jeffy eat your green beans!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY?
Mario: Jeffy don't poop your pants!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY? CAT PIANO SOLO!
(Jeffy plays his Cat Piano.)
Mayor: (Groans) JEFFY STOP IT!!
(Moment of silence)
Jeffy: Why? Got a helmet on top of my head! Did some poop until it was done! Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead! It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed! Hey daddy, I just uh, showed you how to poop on the track, so uh, I'm going to bed. I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on... I'm ready for bed.
(After the song, Jeffy falls asleep.)
Jeffy: (Snoring) UH! (Snoring) UH!
Cartman: Is he okay, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: I think he's taking a nap.
Cartman: I love that song! I wanna hear him sing it again!
French Narrator: One hour later.
(Lola is throwing streamers all around Mr. Knack while he is sleeping.)
Lola: (Giggling)
Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!
(The bell in castle sunshine starts ringing.)
Lola and Mr. Knack: Uh Oh!
Kenny: (Muffled) (It's the Castle Sunshine bell! What does that mean Mr. Mayor?)
Mayor: Meeting time!
(All the good characters enter castle sunshine and sit down in their seats, having an overlap conversation.)
Mayor: Thank you all for coming. Now as you all know, The good news is that Butter's birthday is tomorrow.
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Rod and Todd Flanders: Yay!!!
The Rich Texan: Yee Haw! (fires two pistols in the air)
Mayor: But here's some bad news, the evil characters are back.
All Good Characters: (Gasping)
Grandpa Simpson: EVIL!!!
Bart Simpson: Ay Caramba!
Mario and Luigi: Mamma Mia!
Jeffy: Are you freaking high?
Fatbot: Oh, my God! (starts eating a cushion seat)
Malfunctioning Eddie: What?! (explodes)
Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)
Mr. Knack: Heavens to bootsy!
Mr. Burns: Come on, Nick. Stop saying those.
Mr. Knack: Another Nick episode! I hate being called Nick!
Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!
Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Professor Frink: Glayvin!
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinnerrrrrr!
Peter Griffin: Oh, no!
Lois Griffin: Oh, no!
Chris Griffin: Oh, no!
Meg Griffin: On, no!
Brian Griffin: Oh, no!
(Kool-Aid Man breaks through the wall)
Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah!
Butters: Shut up, Kool-Aid Man! You're not in this movie!
(The kids and all good characters look at Kool-Aid Man as he backs away awkwardly)
(The Mayor grabs a videotape.)
Mayor: Now this video will have the evil characters telling you about what they're plan is. Enjoy.
(The Mayor puts the tape on the TV and Lrrr instead of King Pig was on the screen.)
Lrrr: Hello, good characters. I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! We just... (King Pig starts beating up Lrrr and the good characters all look confused) Hey hey hey! What are you doing?! Stop that! Knock it off! Cut it out!
King Pig: Get outta here, it's my time! Sorry about that. Hello, Good Characters. We just captured The Council of 63. (As he said that The Good Characters all looked scared, except for the live-action characters who look on in anger.) And to complete that a huge battle will begin tomorrow at 10:00 Am. And here is how my plan goes.
(And then the song How Bad Can I Be begins.)
King Pig: How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature That almost every creature knows.) Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest) And check it this is how it goes. The Good Characters that eats gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch. And the Good Characters that doesn't, Well the council of 63 that doesn't winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm just sayin'. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in business (principle in business) That everybody knows is sound. It says the people with the money (people with the money) Make this ever-loving world go 'round So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory, I'm biggering my corporate size. Everybody out there, take care of yours and me? I'll take care. of. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. (Shake that bottom line) Let me hear you say 'smogulous smoke' (Smogulous smoke) Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop) Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop. Come on how bad can I possibly be? How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building the economy. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see. All the Evil Characters are buying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the money's multiplying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the PR people are lying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the lawyers are denyin. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few trees are dying? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying. How bad. How bad can this possibly be!?
(After the song)
(Television satics and all the good characters are shocked when the video ends.)
Bender: Well, we're boned.
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "You know, some things are scary but they can pee your pants off".
All Good Characters: (Laughing)
Eureeka: Oh, Mr. Knack, you are the best handyman ever.
All Good Characters: Awwwww.
Marv: That's so sweet.
Mayor Joe Quimby: Hey, I got a idea! Let's go rescue the Council of 63!
Peter Griffin: That's a great idea.
Butters: We can also search for my parents too.
Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)
Mayor Joe Quimby: If all of you want to rescue The Council of 63, say "aye".
The Kids and All Good Characters: Aye.
Wendy: Mayor Quimby, how are we going to save The Council of 63?
Ned Flanders: She's got a point, you know.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. How?
Robotic Voice: Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Nichole Daniels: What? Who the hell is that?
Toilet Paper: Oh, only the most intelligent being alive.
Gum: I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol, Calcium Carbinate, Soy Lecithin, Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc. But for expediency's sake, you can call me... Gum.
The Kids and All Good Characters: Hi Gum!
Butters: Hey, guys! Come to the library. I found something.
(The Kids and All Good Characters went to the Castle Sunshine library and found a map.)
Mayor: It's a map!
Map: (singing) I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the--
Butters: Shut the hell up! There's no time for a song!
Mayor: It's a map that will take us to The Evilland Castle.
Heidi: And to save The Council of 63!
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Cartman: Oh yeah! We're saving the Council of 63! Yes!
Butters: And we're all gonna use our imaginations! (Forms rainbow with his hands)
Mayor: Okay, Everyone. Go back to your homes and get ready for our journey. Make sure you have something to eat before you go.
(The Kids and All Good Characters leave Castle Sunshine.)
(Meanwhile, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are walking through a forest.)
Linda: Well, I think we'll find Butters there.
Stephen: Come on, everybody. Let's see if Butters is here.
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look through the bushes. But Butters is not here.)
Sharon: Oh dear, he's not in the bushes.
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen look for Butters everywhere. They look in the river, But he's not here. They look in the trees, He's not here either. They look on the rocks, But he's still not here. The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen then look sad sitting on the grass.)
Randy: (Sighs) We looked everywhere in the forest, but he's not here anywhere!
Sharon: Don't worry, Randy. We're going to find the kids in no time.
Randy: Thanks, Sharon.
(They hug together.)
(Back in Imaginationland, the moat twins are shown eating peanut butter sandwiches.)
(The kids enter the swamp.)
Butters: Hmm, Maybe we can meet some new characters there.
Kyle: (Points to Shrek) Look! There's one! Hello!
Shrek: (opens the door) Huh? What are you doing in my swamp?!
Isla: Uh, no reason.
Shrek: Get out of my swamp! (slams the door)
Kyle: Well that was fun!
Timmy: (Points to Bogge and Quagmire) Timmy!
Jimmy: Maybe these two can help.
Cartman: Hey! Who are you?
Bogge: I'm Bogge.
Quagmire: And I'm Quagmire.
Butters: Aren't you called "The Moat Twins"?
Bogge and Quagmire: Yes, we are!
Token Black: So, what do you do?
Bogge: Oh, oh! We just take a swim when it's sunny outside.
Quagmire: And we eat our favorite food.
Both: Peanut butter sandwiches!
Kids: Peanut butter sandwiches?
Quagmire: That's right! Wanna try some?
Butters: Sure!
(The moat twins give Butters and his friends peanut butter sandwiches and eat them.)
Quagmire: Come on, Bogge, Let's continue to eat our peanut butter sandwiches!
The Kids and The Moat Twins: Mmm... Peanut butter.
Homer Simpson (Offscreen): Hey! That's my line!
The Kids and The Moat Twins: Sorry!
Hegdish: Will you two keep it down?
Bogge and Quagmire: Hello Hegdish!
Theresa: Who's that?
Bogge: This is Hegdish.
Quagmire: We always annoy him so much he hates us!
Hegdish: I hate my life!
Kyle: Just like Squidward.
(a mysterious underwater buffalo appears from the swamp)
Jason White: What the hell is that?
Quagmire: That is a Sker Buffalo.
SpongeBob: Come on, everyone! The adventure is about to begin!
Kids and Moat Twins: Coming!
Hegdish: Wait for me!
(All the Good Characters at the Town Square.)
Mayor: Is everyone ready?
All Good Characters: We're ready!
Roobear Koala: Ready when you are Mr. mayor!
Homer Simpson: Let the adventure begin!
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
(So, All the Good Characters set off to find The Council of 63.)
Magellan: Eureeka, Are we going to find The Council of 63 soon?
Eureeka: We will Magellan. Come on, Let's keep moving!
Cartman: So, Mr. Mayor, Lollipop king, any idea where to go now?
Mayor: Well, Cartman, according to the map, we just have to go through the lollipop forest by following the trail.
Lollipop King: It's when The Evil Characters once invaded my home.
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "The sooner you grow up to be a trader/handyman, the better".
Viv: Right, Mr. Knack. Come on, we have to keep moving.
Butters: Mr. Mayor, you lead the way.
Mayor: Thank you!
Disco Bear: Ladies first.
Giggles: Oh, Thank you.
Petunia: Your'e the best character ever!
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Oh! Let's play a game! I spy with my little eye, Something pink!
Butters: Is it cotton candy?
Cartman: Is it a lolipop?
Pinkie Pie: No! It's me!
The Kids and all Good Characters: (Laughing)
(As the kids and all the good characters continue on their quest and while the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look for butters, the song Life is a Highway begins.)
Voiceover: Whoo Mm, yeah Life's like a road that you travel on When there's one day here, and the next day gone Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand Sometimes you turn your back to the wind There's a world outside every darkened door Where blues won't haunt you anymore Where the brave are free and lovers soar Come ride with me to the distant shore We won't hesitate To break down the garden gate There's not much time left today, yeah Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way Well, I wanna drive it all night long Through all these cities and all these towns It's in my blood, and it's all around I love you now like I loved you then This is the road, and these are the hands From Mozambique to those Memphis nights The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights Knock me down and back up again You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man There's no load I can't hold The road so rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Just tell 'em we're survivors Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long, whoo If you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long (All night long) Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah Life is a highway Well, I wanna ride it all night long, mm, yeah If you're going my way (If you're going my way) I wanna drive it all night long (All night long) There was a distance between you and I (Between you and I) A misunderstanding once But now we look it in the eye, ooh, yeah There ain't no load that I can't hold The roads are rough, this I know I'll be there when the light comes in Tell 'em we're survivors Life is a highway Well, I wanna ride it all night long (All night long, yeah) If you're going my way Well, I wanna drive it all night long Gimme, gimme, gimme Gimme, gimme, yeah Life is a highway (Life is a highway) I wanna ride it all night long, whoo, ooh, yeah If you're going my way (If you're going my way) I wanna drive it all night long (All night long) C'mon, gimme, gimme, gimme gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long (Yeah, I wanna drive it all night long, baby) If you're going my way (If you're going my way) I wanna drive it all night long All night long
(After the song, the kids and all good characters are walking in the desert all hot and sweaty while a slide guitar sting is heard in the background. They all become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they have no drinking water with them.)
Stan: (panting) I'm... so... dehydrated!
Wendy: (panting) We need... some water!
Leni Loud: (panting) There's sand in my... everything... Heh... Saving... Imaginationland... and Butters'... birthday party! (laughing deliriously and she finds something on the ground) Oh! Look! (she picks up a bull skull) Maybe this guy knows which way to go! (a pillbug crawls across her face) What's that, friend? We're lost? (she laughs with the bull skull and tosses it away, she is getting more delirious and coughing up sand, severely dehydrated, giggling very deliriously and collapses on the sand.)
Lori Loud: (panting) I'm... literally... thirsty!
Luan Loud: (panting) I bet... you can't... eat my dust! (laughs deliriously)
Patrick Star: So... thirsty. (wrings SpongeBob's sweat and drinks it for water)
SpongeBob: (dried up and very weak) It's no use. We're never going to find water in sight.
Stewie Griffin: This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here. Or tons.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, isn't there supposed to be like... water in cactuses?
Stan: I don't... know. We're going to have to try it.
(The kids and all good characters eat it for water but they spit it out. They started to have an acid trip)
Wendy: (distorted) I feel funny.
Bart Simpson: (distorted) Me too.
(The kids and all good characters then have a vivid psychedelic experience while the songs Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee, Squeeze Me, The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr, and What a Wonderful world by Louis Armstrong play in the background with all the dancing demon-like figures. After the songs, the acid trip wears off and they lay down)
Lincoln Loud: We could be going in... circles! Endless... sand... (inhales) Nothin' for miles... but sand... (breathes) and this rock... (coughs) and this cactus... (gasping for air) and this roooooooooaaaaaad.... (breathes heavily and then collapses) ...this rooooooad....
Wendy: Road?!
Kyle: When there is a road, there's... (notices another road nearby) We're saved!
Homer Simpson: (raspy) Woo hoo!
Butters: All right! We're rich!
(The Kids and All Good Characters get back up.)
Mayor: Come on, everyone! Follow me!
French Narator: A few miles later...
Captain America: Superheroes, let's practice our battle with the evil characters.
Superheroes: Yes, Captain America.
Hulk: Hulk Smash!
(The superheroes use their super powers together.)
Magellan: (Crying)
Marge Simpson: Oh, my God! Magellan's crying! Can someone calm him down?
Eureeka: Relax, I'm a excellent at singing lullabies.
(Eureeka walks up to Magellan and he stops crying.)
Eureka: Rock a bye, baby on the treetop, When the wind blows the cradle will rock, (While Eureeka is singing, Magellan falls asleep.) When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
(Magellan wakes up.)
Magellan: Fall? (Starts crying again.)
Eureeka: Oh, I'm sorry. Can someone else help him.
Giggles: I'll do it! I'll do it!
(Magellan stops crying again.)
Giggles: Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water Jack fell down into the ground...
Magellan: Water? (Once again, he starts crying.)
Cookie Monster: Me give it a try!
(Magellan stops crying once again.)
Cookie Monster: The itsy bitsy spider...
Magellan and Cookie Monster: Spiders? (Crying)
Lisa Simpson: Oh, Oh, Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool...
Magellan: Sheep? (Crying)
(Spike comes in barking 3 Blind Mice.)
Magellan: Spike? (Crying)
Eureeka: Please, someone calm him down with another song!
Batley: I've got this! (Starts singing off key.) Greasy, Glooby bugs are fun to you and me! Greasy, Glooby bugs are flying everywhere!
Butters: Batley, Look!
(Magellan is finally sleeping thanks to Batley's song.)
Magellan: (Snoring)
Batley: (Still singing off key) Greasy, Glooby bugs are what I eat, they also make me crash and fall doooooown.
Jelly Otter: Awww.
(A moment of silence)
Moe Szyslak: Hey, uh, I got an idea. We can play a game to pass the time. Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is. Ahem. (Makes some unidentifiable noise)
Stan: It's a pig!
Bart Simpson: It's a cow, man.
Lisa Simpson: It's a pony.
Krusty the Clown: No, it's a goat. You know, one of them lady goats.
Selma: There are no lady goats! A lady goat is a sheep.
Meg Griffin: I believe she's right.
Otto: You're crazy.
Sea Captain: Arr, what's it to you?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, what's it to ye?
Otto: What's it to me?
(Everyone starts arguing)
Marge Simpson: Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?
(Everyone becomes quiet.)
Marge Simpson: Say, Moe, was it a duck?
(Everyone argues again)
Homer Simpson: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more. Game over!
Lori Loud: This is literally the worst guessing game ever.
(In the Evilland Castle, King Pig is eating a lot of food.)
Sideshow Bob: Come on, King Pig! Where are your manners?
Bill Cipher: You're such a pig!
King Pig: (Burps) Sorry. Okay, evil characters, tomorrow is the big battle. So, Freddy Krueger and Hades must get out of this place.
All Evil Characters: (Laughing)
Freddy Krueger: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!
(Hades gets steamed up with rage)
Hades: WHAAAAT??!!!! Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!
Mom: Dumb bastards!
Kylo Ren: I perhaps that tomorrow the woodland critters will face the good characters.
Squirrel: Come on, everyone. Let's practice for the war!
Woodland Critters: Yay!
(The Evil Characters leave, except King Pig who is still eating and burps loud.)
King Pig: I better report the Harvester Queen that the Imagination War is tomorrow when I'm done.
(King Pig continues eating)
(Meanwhile, The Kids and All Good Characters are walking through roads while the song Try Everything plays.)
Mayor: Come on, This way!
(Everyone climbs a mountain.)
Cartman: Guys! Wait up!
(Everyone is jumping through some stones. Then it shows them swinging on vines.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Doing Tarzan yell)
Butters: Cartman! Look out for that tree!
Cartman: What tree? (Screams)
(Cartman crashes into a tree. The Kids and All Good Characters are walking on a bridge.)
Cartman: I can't (Breathes) Take it! (Breathes) Can't we just (Breathes) Find a place to rest?
Butters: Eric! It's my birthday! You have to follow wherever we go to save the Council of 63!
Cartman: Excatly! And this is where we find them?
(The bridge breaks and Cartman falls down.)
Cartman: (Screaming)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Cartman!
Homer Simpson: I'm coming, Cartman! (he climbs down)
Marge Simpson: Homie, no! It's too risky!
Homer Simpson: (slips on a rock, shrieks, and then climbs back up) Everyone, Follow Me!
(Cartman lands in a black background.)
Cartman: Ow! My head! Where am I?
(The song Sunshine, Lolipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore plays as Cartman sees many cute animals and transforms into a cute world.)
Cartman: Oh, my God! It's so sweet in here! I gotta get out of here! Guys? Guys? HELP ME!!!!!!
(Cartman sees two kittens standing behind him)
Kittens: Come play with us, Cartman. Play with us.
Cartman: (Screaming)
(Cartman runs away from the kittens and hits a tree branch, falls down and gets dizzy with cute birds flying around his head)
Butters: (Off screen) Cartman! Wake up!
(Cartman wakes up and sees The Kids and All Good Characters looking at him.)
Kyle: Cartman! We saved you!
Cartman: Was I having a big lipped alligator moment?
Kyle: Yes! You were passed out when we rescued you!
Cartman: Am I inside anyone's brains?
(Everyone looks confused.)
Kyle: Why where you inside someone's brain?
Cartman: I saw myself in a sugary sweet land with cute animals and rainbows and cotton candy and sunshine and clouds. You where all rescuing me while all this happens!
Kyle: (Looking at the audience with a disappointing look) Can't you believe him?
Stan: Kyle, Who are you talking to?
Kyle: No one.
(The sun sets in the sky.)
Mayor: It's getting late! Let's go find a place to spend the night.
Butters: Great idea, Mayor!
(That night, the kids and the good characters walk to Prehistoric Land.)
Mayor: Well, I think we'll spend the night here.
Nutty: What a nuttastic idea, Mr. Mayor!
Ash: Charizard, use Flame Thrower to make the campfire!
Pikachu: Pika!
(Charizard uses Flame Thrower to put the fire in the campfire.)
Meagan: Wow! That was so cool!
Luna Loud: (singing) Take your place inside the campfire!
(All the good characters are gathered around the campfire.)
Cartman: I'm so taking the day off.
Mr. Knack: Come on, Cartman! Join the group!
Cartman: Come on, Nick!
Mr. Knack: How many times do they have to calling me Nick? Wait a minute As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Shut your stupid mouth Nick!"
Cartman: Oh, Nick knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
(Awkward long pause from all the good characters.)
Stan: Hey, can I pet your puppy? He's adorable.
(Drax nods yes. And Stan pets Rocket and almost snaps his hand.)
Stan: AHH!
Drax: (laughing) He got you really good!
(Stan joins in laughing nervously with Drax)
Stan: Yeah. He did. That's really funny.
Butters: Hmm, I wonder what we should do to defeat the Evil Characters during the war tomorrow?
Mayor: Maybe we'll kick their butts by showing them our awesome karate moves!
Sandy Cheeks: Oh! Like that time we kicked King Pig's face by farting on him?
(A flashback begins as it shows King Pig in his lair inventing a shotgun)
King Pig: This will defeat those Good Characters this time!
Mayor: (Whistling)
(King Pig sees the Good Characters)
King Pig: Aw, crap!
All Good Characters: Hi ya!
(The Good Characters kick his butt and face. Cuts to King Pig covered in bruises)
King Pig: (Gasps) Mommy! (Runs away)
(The flashback ends)
Mayor: Well that was awful.
Pinkie Pie: Who wants marshmallows?
The Kids and All good Characters: (overlapping) Me! I do! Pick me! I want one!
Pinkie Pie: Here you go! (she throws marshmallows at them)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (overlapping) Yay! Alright! Oh, boy! (they enjoy their marshmallows on their sticks over the campfire) (Overlapping) Mmmmm! Yummy! Delicous!
Marshmallow: Oh no! They're eating my friends! (Screaming)
Milhouse: (has round fishbowl over his head like the helmet of an astronaut suit; imitates static noise) Milhouse to Bart. Milhouse to Bart. Do you read me? Over.
Bart Simpson: (also has "helmet". imitates static noise) Bart to Milhouse. I read you. Over.
Milhouse: (static) Milhouse to Bart. I like going (static). Over.
Bart Simpson: (static) Bart to Milhouse. (static) Me too. (Milhouse and Bart start to repeatedly exchange static noises. Everyone is annoyed.] Bart to Milhouse. Help yourself. Over. (holds out a marshmallow bag)
Milhouse: Yummy! (he removes his "helmet", takes marshmallow and crams it into his mouth) Milhouse to Bart. The deliciousness has landed!
Stan: Guys! Give us a marshmallow.
(Stan begins toasting his marshmallow lightly. Homer, sitting across from him, sets his on fire and tries to blow on it to cool it down, but the marshmallow flies off and hits Stan in the face. Homer gets another marshmallow and repeats the same thing twice. After two marshmallows to the face, Stan ducks, but the third marshmallow has a boomerang effect and hits Stan in the back of the head)
Marge Simpson: Okay. I think that's enough spitting molten food stuffs at each other.
SpongeBob: Who wants to sing a campfire song? I've got one. (He grabs a ukulele.) I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".
Mr. Knack: Oh, Nick knack!
(And then the song The Campfire Song Song begins.)
SpongeBob: Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along.
Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy: Bum Bum Bum!
(Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy singing fast with SpongeBob.)
SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along!
Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy: Singing our song!
SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song! You four!
Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...
SpongeBob: Flanders! (Moment of silence) Good! It'll help, It'll help, If you just sing along! (fireworks, SpongeBob smashes a ukulele, Bender slams a drum on SpongeBob) Oh Yeah!
(After the song)
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "That was terrible I tell you! Terrible!"
SpongeBob: Sorry.
Comic Book Guy: Worst song ever.
Lori Loud: That song is literally dumb!
Nelson: Ha Ha! Your song stinks!
Bart Simpson: Shut up, Nelson.
Bender: Yeah, shut the hell up!
Mayor: Who wants to tell a campfire story?
The Kids and All Good Characters: Me, Me, Me, Me!
Mayor: How about... Butters! Since your the birthday boy you can tell us a story.
Butters: Thanks, Mr. Mayor. Okay. My story starts in yum yum mountain. (He starts to imagine yum yum mountain.) And there was this squirrel named Nutty (Nutty appears.) And He was eating a lollipop. (Nutty eats the lollipop.) (The story stops.)
Bogge and Quagmire: Why?
Butters: Because it was his favorite food. Now you two shut up!
Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!
Kyle: Dude!
Stan: Damn, Cartman!
Cartman: (Cartman farts fire again) Uh... Ow! My ass!
Kyle: Dude, he's farting fire again!
All Good Characters: (All Scream)
Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)
Eureeka: Don't worry, everyone I've got a spell to make the fire in his ass disappear. (She starts waving her wand.) Assey, Assey Bassey, Bassy Make the fart fire disappear!
(The fire in Cartman's ass disappear.)
Cartman: Wow, my fire fart is gone!
Eureeka: Well, I'm sorta almost a wizard.
All Good Characters: (Sigh in Relief)
Tinny Tim: That was way to close!
Luigi: Hey, who's telling the story?
Nick Penguin: Can we continue the story please?
Butters: Okay. (The story continues.) And while nutty was climbing the mountain he spots a bunch of Cherries, (Cherries appear.) Some candy canes (Candy canes appear And some peanut butter sandwiches. (Story stops.) Wait hold on. (Record scratches sound.) Peanut butter sandwiches?
Bogge and Quagmire: Yay for peanut butter sandwiches!
Butters: You two imagined that?
Bogge: Yeah, we did!
Bogge and Quagmire: Ohhhhhhhh!
Mordecai and Rigby: Hey! That's our line!
(Story resumes)
Butters: Until Nutty spots a Pichu eating the food.
(A Pichu is eating some cookies, cakes, lollipops, candy, pies, marshmallows and cotton candy.)
Butter: And then Nutty got angry and said...
(Nutty gets angry.)
Nutty: NUTTY SMASH!
(Nutty destroys the food that Pichu is eating.)
(Story stops.)
Hulk: Hey, that's Hulk's line!
Butters: And so Nutty eats all the sweets on yum yum mountain and lives happily ever after. The End.
All Good Characters: Awwww!
Stan: That's a good story, right Kyle? (He realizes Kyle was not here.) Kyle?
(Kyle is surrounded by Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph)
Jimbo: Hey, give us the lunch money!
Kyle: I'm sorry, but I don't have any.
Dolph: He's lying! Get him!
(Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph start beating up Kyle)
Kyle: No! Ah!
Bart Simpson: Okay, okay! That's enough!
(Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph stop beating up Kyle. Kyle now has bruises all over his body)
Bart Simpson: Hey, you okay?
Stan: Yeah, are you?
Kyle: I guess so.
Butters: Okay, everyone. It's time for bed.
(All the good characters come into their tents, And the kids brought their sleeping bags to sleep outside.)
Cartman: Kyle, I'm gonna tell you to fight me tomorrow morning during the war.
Kyle: Ok, Cartman. (Kyle looks at Stan) Ready to go to sleep Stan?
Stan: Yes! Good night everybody.
(Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe Stevens, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Theresa, Meagan, Nichole, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill, Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, The 8 Asian girls, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Louis, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Daniel Tanner, Ashley, Liza, Maria Sanchez, Brown Coat Girl, Monica, Beth, Nate, and various other 4th graders went to sleep. Butters is still awake.)
(Bart Simpson and Lynn Loud are sleeping next to each other in their tent sleeping. She lets out a big fart form under the sheets and laughs.)
Bart Simpson: Ugh! Lynn!
Lynn Loud: (pulls the covers over Bart) DUTCH OVEN! (laughs as Bart cries in distress over the gas she let out; sets him free as he breathes heavily) I do that to my brother, Lincoln. Goodnight, Bart.
Bart Simpson: (agonized) Goodnight...
(Butters looks at the water. A Goldeen, a three-eyed fish, and a Seaking are swimming in the water.)
Butters: Oh, dear. I really wish my mom was here. Don't worry, mom! I will find you. Even though it's my birthday tomorrow. (sighs)
(In a cave, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are sleeping while the parents are eating food.)
Randy: Sharon, can you share the apple with me?
Sharon: Sure, Randy.
(Randy and Sharon eat the apple.)
Sheila: Oh, Kyle I hope your somewhere in Imaginationland.
Liane: I can't believe that Cartman is in Imaginationland.
Stuart: Oh dear, I'm gonna throw up!
(Stuart throws up, poop and fart into the campfire.)
(The parents, Kevin, Ike, Karen, and Shelly look disgusted by that happening)
Stephen: Well, uh (Giggles) I think we can all go to sleep, now.
Linda: Not me, I'm gonna stay up all night thinking of Butters.
Stephen: Okay. Good night, everyone. See you in the morning.
(The other parents, Ike, Shelly, Karen, and Kevin went to sleep and Linda looks up into the night sky and the song, Far Apart begins)
Butters: I'm lost,
Linda: I'm low
Butters: No where
Linda: to go
Butters: It hurts,
Linda: to know
Both: We're far apart
Butters: Wish I
Linda: could see
Butters: Where she,
Linda: might be
Butters: Oh why,
Linda: are we,
Both: So far apart? Friends need their friends. On each one the other depends. Like a rainbow lovely and rare. Where are you I want to be there.
Butters: I cry,
Linda: boo hoo
Butters: So sad,
Linda: so blue
Butters: Because
Linda: we two,
Both: are far apart Friends need their friends On each one the other depends Like a rainbow lovely and rare Where are you I want to be there
Butters: Wish I,
Linda: could see
Butters: Where she
Linda: might be
Butters: Oh why,
Linda: are we,
Both: so far apart?
Butters: I cry,
Linda: boo hoo
Butters: So sad,
Linda: so blue
Butters: Because
Linda: we two
Both: are far apart
Butters: Because
Linda: we two
Both: are far apart
(After the song)
Butters: (Sobbing)
(Meanwhile in Evilland castle)
Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says no to Gaston.
LeFou: Yeah! Damn right!
Gaston: Dismissed, rejected, and publicly humiliated. Why it's more than I can bare.
LeFou: Uh, more beer?
Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou: Who, you? Never. Gaston, you got to pull yourself together.
(and then the song Gaston begins)
LeFou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
LeFou and All Evil Characters: No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
LeFou and All Evil Characters: My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
All Evil Characters: No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Koopalings: For there's no one as burly and brawny
Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
Gaston: That's right!
And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
All Evil Characters: No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
All Evil Characters: Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
All Evil Characters: No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou: Then goes tromping around Wearing boots like Gaston!
Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
All Evil Characters: My what a guy! GASTON!
(after the song, everyone cheers)
Dr. Facilier: Hey guys, want to hear my song?
Bowser: What?! No way!
Douche: Yeah! Come on, guys! I'd say we move on to a little--
(and then the song Friends on the Other Side begins)
Dr. Facilier: Don't you disrespect me, little man Don't you derogate or deride You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the other side
Chorus:
(He's got friends on the other side)
Dr. Facilier: That's an echo gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Imaginationland A little parlor trick. Don't worry. Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it'll enable me to do Anything I please I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried And I got friends on the other side
Chorus:
(He's got friends on the other side)
Dr. Facilier: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me
Chorus:
(Ooh, ooh)
Dr. Facilier: Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty I'm a royal myself, on my mother's side Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low You need to marry a lil' hunny whose daddy got dough Mom and Dad cut you off, huh playboy?
Cecil Terwilliger: Eh, sad but true.
Dr. Facilier: Now y'all gotta get hitched but hitchin' ties you down You just wanna be free, hop from place to place But freedom takes green It's the green, it's the green It's the green you need And when I looked into your future It's the green that I seen On you little man, I don't want to waste much time You've been pushed 'round all your life You've been pushed 'round by your mother And your sister and your brother. And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife But in your future, for you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be Shake my hand, c'mon on boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand (both Cecil Terwilliger and Lawrence shake Facilier's hands) Yes... Are you ready?
Chorus: (Are you ready?)
Dr. Facilier: Are you ready? Transformation Central
Chorus: (Transformation Central)
Dr. Facilier: Reformation Central
Chorus: Reformation central!
Dr. Facilier: Transmogrification Central Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing all right I hope you're satisfied But if you ain't, don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side Ha, ha, ha
Chorus: (You got what you wanted But you lost what you had Ohh...Hush!)
(after the song)
Koopalings: (Cheering)
Bowser: Shut up, all of you! You kids better go to bed. The big battle's tomorrow.
Koopalings: Okay, King Dad.
Bowser: As for the rest of all ya, go to bed.
Douche: You're the boss. Night Bowser.
(all evil characters go to their bedrooms and the scene cuts to King Pig entering his lair.)
King Pig: Hey, you! Come here!
(the Harvester Queen without her bio-suit emerges from the holograms)
King Pig: Mrs. Harvester Queen, I have the place where tomorrow's war would take place.
Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (What's that?)
King Pig: The Imaginationland Concert Hall.
Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (That's great news, King Pig. Now remember: If the good characters defeat you, they win.)
King Pig: Ok, Harvester Queen my honey. Good night.
Harvester Queen: (alien noises) (Good night, King Pig.)
(The Harvester Queen disappears from the holograms.)
King Pig: And Imaginationland will be mine! All mine! (Sinster laughter)
(fades to the chasm)
Banzai: Man, that lousy King Pig. Not be able to sit for a week!
(Ed starts laughing)
Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.
(Ed laughs harder)
Banzai: Hey, shut up!
(Ed continues laughing and he and Banzai start fighting)
Shenzi: Will you knock it off!
(Ed chews his own leg)
Banzai: (points at Ed) Well, he started it!
Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we were dangling at the bottom of the food chain.
Banzai: Man, I hate dangling.
Shenzi: Yeah. Yeah, if it weren't for those good characters, we'd be running the joint.
Banzai: Man, I hate good characters.
Shenzi: So pushy.
Banzai: Peaceful.
Shenzi: Stinky.
Banzai: And man are they...
Banzai and Shenzi: ...ugly! (they start laughing)
Scar: Oh. Surely those guys aren't all that bad.
Shenzi: Oh.
Banzai: Oh, Scar it's just you.
Shenzi: I though it was somebody important.
Banzai: Yeah, you don't like Mufasa.
Scar: I see.
Banzai: Now that's power.
Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just heard that name and I just shout it.
Banzai: Mufasa!
Shenzi: Ooh. Do it again.
Banzai: Mufasa!
Shenzi: Ooh!
Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa! (Ed starts laughing)
Shenzi: It tingles me.
Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Banzai: Not you, Scar. I mean you're one of us. I mean you are our pal.
Scar: Charmed.
Shenzi: Ooh. I like that. He's our king but he's still so proud.
Banzai: Hey. Did you bring us anything to eat? Scar? Old buddy? Old pal? Huh? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?
Scar: I don't think you really diserve this. (he holds meat) I practically gift-trap those cubs for you. I think you couldn't really dispose them. (drops the meat and the hyenas start eating it)
Shenzi: Well, you know. It wasn't that like I said it wasn't alone, Scar.
Banzai: Yeah, what are supposed to do? (swallows) Practice for the Imagination War?
Scar: Precisely.
Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed: Huh?
(and then the song Be Prepared begins)
Scar: I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares! So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining, new era Is tiptoeing nearer
Shenzi: And where do we feature?
Scar: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last, I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared
Scar/Chorus: Be prepared!
[Speech]
Banzai: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
Scar: For the death of the king!
Banzai: Why? Is he sick?
Scar: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Simba, too.
Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Shenzi and Banzai: No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!
Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!
Banzai: Hey, but you said, uh...
Scar: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
Shenzi and Banzai (Variously): Yay! All right! Long live the king!
Chorus: Long live the king! Long live the king! King, king, king, king, king, king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all time adored
Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!!! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Chorus: Oooh... la, la, la!) Meticulous planning (Chorus: We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Chorus: Lots of food!) Decades of denial (Chorus: We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Chorus: Endless meat!) Be king, undisputed Respected, saluted And seen, for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Scar/Chorus: Be prepared!
All: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
(After the song, Scar laughs)
(Judge Claude Frollo appears beside the fireplace alone and the song Hellfire begins)
Chorus: Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty) Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin) Beato Michaeli archangel (To the blessed archangel Michael) Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)
Judge Claude Frollo: Beata Maria, (Blessed Mary) You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud
Chorus: (Et tibi Pater (And to you, Father))
Judge Claude Frollo: Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Chorus: (Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned))
Judge Claude Frollo: Then tell me, Maria Why I see her dancing there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
Chorus: (Cogitatione (In thought))
Judge Claude Frollo: I feel her, I see her The sun caught in her raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control
Chorus: (Verbo et opere (In word and deed))
Judge Claude Frollo: Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning Desire Is turning me to sin It's not my fault (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) I'm not to blame (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) It is the gypsy girl The witch who sent this flame (Chorus: Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) It's not my fault (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) If in God's plan (Chorus: Mea culpa (Through my fault)) He made the devil so much Stronger than a man (Chorus: Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) Protect me, Maria Don't let the siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy Esmeralda And let her taste the fires of Hell! Or else let her be mine and mine alone
(song pauses, King Pig knocks on the door)
King Pig: Minister Frollo, I got something to say.
Judge Claude Frollo: (speaking) What?
King Pig: The Imagination War is tomorrow and it will take place at the concert hall.
Judge Claude Frollo: The Imagination War is... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! And I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Imaginationland!
(song resumes)
Judge Claude Frollo: Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on her (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) God have mercy on me (Chorus: Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) But she will be mine Or she will burn!
(after the song, Judge Claude Frollo passes out)
(Rallo Tubbs, Mr. Knack, Cleveland Brown Jr., Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Cream and Cheese, Lisa Simpson, Fluttershy, and Meg Griffin saw Butters crying. They leave their tent.)
Rallo: Butters?
Butters: Hi guys.
Mr. Knack: Shh! Don't call me Nick! But I am not yelling because everyone's asleep.
Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.
Meg Griffin: Butters, why are you upset?
Butters: I was just thinking about my mom.
Meg Griffin: That's okay, Butters. I'm thinking of Stewie who is on The Council of 63. Oh, wait a minute. Stewie's with us.
Fluttershy: Not to mention the evil kings.
Mr. Knack: Well, I was thinking about my Granny Tunselda.
Butters: Oh, you three. Tomorrow we'll save The Council Of 63.
Meg Griffin: Well, Nick, Lisa, Fluttershy, Brian, Stewie, Junior, Cream, Rallo, and I just awoke to the sound of you crying. So we came here to calm you down.
Mr. Knack: Don't call me Nick!
Lisa Simpson: Oh, Nick Knack.
Butters: Well, I think Mr. Knack just brought something here.
(Mr. Knack shows Butters, Meg Griffin, Fluttershy, Rallo, Junior, Brian, Stewie, Cream, and Cheese a teddy bear.)
Mr. Knack: This is the teddy bear my Granny Tunselda gave me when I was a little boy and it is all yours kid. (Gives it to butters)
Butters: How cute.
(Lucy Loud appears)
Lucy Loud: Well that's a piece of crap.
Butters, Meg Griffin, Lisa Simpson, Fluttershy, Cream, Cheese, Brian, Stewie, Rallo, Junior, and Mr. Knack: (all scream)
Meg Griffin: Lucy, you scared us!
Mr. Knack: No it's not a piece of crap, It's special I tell you! Special!
Meg Griffin: Butters, you know what you need? You need an upbeat inspirational song about life!
Butters: Huh?
Meg Griffin: Allow me to demonstrate.
(she then clears her throat as the song Upbeat Inspirational Song About Life begins)
Meg Griffin: Are you feeling down? Like you just can't do it today.
Fluttershy: I can see your frown, but it's all gonna be okay
Lisa Simpson: So believe in yourself, there's no giving up, the power's inside
Rallo Tubbs: Yeah that's wassuuuuuuuuup It's the kick in the pants (he kicks Butters)
Meg Griffin, Fluttershy, Lisa Simpson, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Cream, Cheese, Rallo Tubbs, Junior, and Mr. Knack: You're needed!
Meg Griffin: This song will open up your eyes
Meg Griffin, Fluttershy, Lisa Simpson, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Cream, Cheese, Rallo Tubbs, Junior, and Mr. Knack: It's the feeling you can't be defeated It's an '80s song with synthy vibes
Tiger: And you know it's super (upbeat, upbeat) It's time to get (upbeat, upbeat) The groove is soundin' (upbeat, upbeat) But now you're feelin' (upbeat, upbeat) It's an upbeat inspirational song about life!
Butters: I can do it all!
Tiger: This type of song will make you feel that way!
Butters: No, there's no stopping me! I feel the fire inside!
Tiger: This type of song will get you energized!
Butters: I love this motivating melody!
Tiger: And you know it's super (upbeat, upbeat) Your life is lookin’ (upbeat, upbeat) Don't tell me this ain't (upbeat, upbeat)
Butters: Yeah now I'm feeling' (upbeat, upbeat)
Tiger: It's an upbeat inspirational song about life
Butters: (spoken) I feel like I can do anything. Even get more imagination! And I can even find my parents!
Meg Griffin: Now you're talking!
Fluttershy: That's the spirit!
Junior: That's what I'm talking about.
(Lisa Simpson is playing with her saxophone for an instrumental break)
Tiger: And you know it's super (upbeat, upbeat) It’s time to get (upbeat, upbeat) Let’s make this party (upbeat, upbeat) Everybody’s gettin’ (upbeat, upbeat) I know you’re feelin’ (upbeat, upbeat) Don’t tell me this ain’t (upbeat, upbeat) Your life is lookin’ (upbeat, upbeat) This song has got us (upbeat, upbeat) It's an upbeat insp--
(the song stops abruptly, Benson throws a brick at Tiger)
Benson: HEY! Could you please pipe down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!
Fluttershy: Sorry!
(Mr. Knack, Lucy Loud, Fluttershy, Lisa Simpson, Rallo Tubbs, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Junior, Cream, Cheese, and Meg Griffin looking at each other)
Butters: (Looks at Tiger) Oh, my God! They killed the singer!
Meg Griffin: I think his dad was a cop!
All: Run! Back to the tents!
(Back in Prehistoric Land, Butters is thinking of an idea while the rest of the kids are sleeping.)
Butters: Nothing's going right on my birthday. What should I do now? (Butters starts thinking.)
Yoda: (In Butters' head) No! Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
Edna Krabappel: (In Butters' head) Ha!
Rabbi Krustofski: (in Butters' head) Eh...
Maude Flanders: (in Butters' head) I hope my Neddy's okay.
Stan Lee: (in Butters' head) Excelsior!
Stephen Hillenburg: (in Butters' head) What could be better than serving up smiles?
Butters: (Gasps) Light bulb.
Light Bulb: Yes?
Butters: No, not you, dummy. Where was I? Oh, right. (Gasps) I've got it. We can sneak into the Evilland Castle and spy on the the evil characters. Everyone wake up! I've got a idea!
(The kids and all the good characters wake up.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Clamoring)
Cartman: What the hell is going on?
Mayor: Butters, why do have to wake us up so late at night?
Batley: We're trying to get our beauty sleep.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm dreaming of puppies and Pokemon.
Frank: Crap! Guys, we slept in again, the song is... Hey, wait a minute. It's not morning yet.
Spike: What gives?
Mr. Krabs: What's the meaning of this?
Meg Griffin: Butters, what's this about?
Brian Griffin: Do you even realize that it is 10:00 at night?
Chris Griffin: Can't we just wait until morning?
Magellan: Cooey and I are sleeping, But you woke us up!
Cooey: Coo!
Batley: I was singing a lullaby to him before he slept but you woke us up! Say it Webster sweet pea!
Webster: Blah Blah Blah blah (Snoring) Blah blah blah blah blah!
Stan: Come on, Butters. What's the idea?
Wendy: Yeah, Butters. Tell us something!
Butters: Well, while all of you our sleeping, I was thinking about a idea that we can sneak into the Evilland Castle and spy on the evil characters to see what they're up to.
Elmo: Elmo likes that idea!
Two-Headed Monster: Us, too!
Butters: Quick everyone! Pack your things, we must keep going!
All Good Characters: Yeah!
(All the good characters pack their tents while the kids pack their sleeping bags and Handy realize that he doesn't have any hands.)
Handy: (Grunts) Nick! I don't have hands!
Mr. Knack: Did I ask for them calling me Nick!
Handy: Oh, Nick knack.
Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
Handy: Shut up!
Bender: Let's go already!
Skye: (Ruff) Wings!
(Skye's pup pack transformed into wings and she is now flying.)
Batley: Well have you ever heard the expression "Blind as a bat"? Well this bat can fly!
Magellan: Come on, Batley! To the Evilland Castle!
(And then the song The Mob Song begins.)
Stan: We're not safe until they're free
Kyle: He'll come stalking us at night
Lola and Lana Loud: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
Kenny: (muffled) (He'll wreak havoc on our land if we let him wander free) 
Mayor Joe Quimby: So it's time to take some action, guys It's time to follow me! Through the mist, through the woods Through the darkness and the shadows It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride Say a prayer, then we're there At the drawbridge of a castle And there's something truly terrible inside It's the 63! He's got fangs, razor sharp ones! Massive paws, killer claws for the fee Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til they're free Good and free!
The Kids and All Good Characters: Save the 63! Light your torch! Mount your horse!
Mayor Joe Quimby: Screw your courage to the sticking place!
The Kids and All Good Characters: We're counting on the Mayor to lead the way! Through a mist, through a wood Where within a Evil Castle Something's lurking that you don't see every day! It's the 63! One as tall as a mountain We won't rest 'til they're good and free Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your bow! Praise the Lord and here we go! We don't like What we don't understand In fact it scares us And this monster is mysterious at least Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives We'll save our land and our lives We'll save the 63!
(Cut to the Evilland Castle) 
Dr. Neo Cortex: I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
Russ Cargill: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.
(Cujo barking)
Russ Cargill: Could it be?
Minion Pig: Is it she?
Russ Cargill: Sacre Bleu! Invaders!
Dr. Neo Cortex: Encroachers! Warn the boss. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. Who's with me?
Dr. Eggman: But the big battle is tomorrow.
Castleware: Hearts ablaze Banners high We go marching into battle Unafraid although the danger just increased
The Kids and All Good Characters: Raise your flag! Sing the song! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's save the 63!
Minion Pig: Pardon me, Boss.
King Pig: Leave me in peace.
Minion Pig: But sir, we have company! What shall we do, Boss?
King Pig: It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
The Kids and All Good Characters: Save the 63! Save the 63! Save the 63!
(After the song, the kids and all the good characters arrive at the Evilland Castle.)
(The Kids and All Good Characters are in a lava while going to The Evilland Castle.)
Mayor: This is the lava to the Evilland Castle.
Butters: How can we get past it, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Let's sing a song. A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird...
Butters: Stop! No time for a song!
Professor Frink: Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Professor Farnsworth and Lisa Loud: So can we.
Bebe: You think you can hack the drawbridge open?
Butters: Here's Butters! (Laughs)
Kyle: We made it.
Magellan: Has anyone seen Batley?
(Batley crashes into the castle through a window. He gets back up.)
Batley: I meant to do that.
Magellan: Of course. Like always.
Cartman: Hey, Evilland Castle! Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Hey! That's my line, meatbag!
Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My Ass!
Magellan: Fire? (Crying)
Stan and Kyle: We told you!
Eureeka: Wait a minute he keeps farting fire from his ass? Aw, wand whiskers!
Cartman: (Cartman Farts. An anal probe comes out of his butt)
All Good Characters: (All Groan in Disgust)
(Bender pukes oil, bolts, and nuts with Lana Loud being covered up)
Edith: Can I be the last to say "Ew"?
Peppa Pig: That's disgusting!
Bogge: Quagmire, That was the worst fire fart ever!
Quagmire: I know Bogge. We want peanut butter sandwiches!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!
BJ: Aye ye, ye, sissy!
Soren Larson: Let's go spy on the evil characters!
The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!
Peter Griffin: You know what? This calls for heist music!
(Leni Loud mistakenly plays Worth It by Fifth Harmony.)
Peter Griffin: Oh, WHAT?! Leni! How the hell is this heist music?!
Leni Loud: Oh! Let me just... (tries to play the correct music on the radio) no wait... (struggling)
Lori Loud: (snatches a radio out of Leni's hand) Give me that!
(Lori plays the correct song, Bad by Michael Jackson as the good characters are spying on the evil characters. Kyle and Cartman spy on Lifty and Shifty eating meat. Magellan and Batley spy on Some Stormtroopers playing card games on motorcycles. Lammy spys on Mr. Pickles. Baby Bop, BJ and Riff spy on Delliah chasing some Sandshrew. Pip and Pop spy on the Woodland Critters singing a song. Lance Sterling, Walter Beckett, Marcy Kappel, Ears and Eyes spy on Magikoopa, Frieza, Killer Condom, Bill Sykes, Predator, Senator Quitas Corvus, a Devil, Prince John, Mose Jakande, Bluto, Crab People, a Creeper, Krang, Geldon, Shere Khan, and Miss Simian. The Mane 6 and the Loud family spy on Pennywise, Christine, Cujo, Children of the Corn, and Church. And the Simpson family, Stan, Wendy, and Aquaman spy on Ursula, Plankton, Killer Croc, Black Manta, Prehistoric Piranhas, Sea Serpent, a Loch Ness Monster, Flotsam and Jetsam, Morgana, Black Lake Crocodiles, Tamatoa, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Creautre from the Haunted Sea, Kraken, Giant Sea Scorpion, Sharktopus, and a Mire Squid. The Kids and more of the Good Characters spy on more of the Evil Characters.)
Mayor: See you at the big battle tomorrow, Evil Characters!
(All the good characters sit on King Pig's throne.)
The Lollipop King: This is the throne of my evil counterpart, King Pig.
Butters: Oh, my God!
The Lollipop King: Everyone! Explain who's on the Evil Side!
Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob is on the evil side!
Thor: And so is my Asgardian brother, Loki!
Lisa Simpson: Even Kang and Kodos!
Homer Simpson: Even the Terwilliger family.
Cartman: Scott Tenorman is on evil side too.
Kitana: And my sister Mileena is on evil side.
Princess Peach: And so is Bowser!
Mario: And his Koopalings!
Gru: Even Vector, El Macho, and Balthazar Bratt!
Fry: And Mom!
Donkey Kong: (ape noises) (And King K. Rool!)
Red: And King Pig and the pigs!
Ash: And Team Rocket!
Pikachu: Pika!
Lance Sterling: And Tristan McFord and Agent K!
SpongeBob: And Plankton and his computer wife Karen!
Mr. Krabs: Plankton!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Eggman!
Caesar: And Koba!
Deadpool: Francis!
Frank: Douche!
Doctor Strange: Dormammu!
Mr. Fantastic: Doctor Doom!
Star-Lord: My fricking father, Ego!
Leo: Shredder!
Raph: Krang!
Donny: Bebop and Rocksteady!
Mikey: Karai!
Percy Jackson: Luke!
Aquaman: Black Manta!
Rainbow Dash: The Storm King!
Timmy the Tooth: The Cavity Goon, Ms. Sweetie and the Gingivitis Gang!
Princess Cadence: King Sombra!
OG Robin: And Slaaaade!
The Kids and All Good Characters: (overlapping) Slaaaade. Slaaaaade. Slaaade.
All Good Characters: (Arguing)
Butters: Everyone, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! (Echoes the word up) Burger! (Echoes the word up again)
Starlight Glimmer: QUIET!!!!
(Everyone stops arguing while they hear the echo.)
Butters: Wait a minute. Is my echo broken? Oh, well. The evil characters are your enemies! But I heard they stole the Council of 63's single!
Mayor: That's right, Butters! We use that to call the Council of 63 when the evil characters cause trouble for us! While King Pig's sleeping, we're gonna get the single to use it and save The Council of 63!
Lincoln Loud: Great idea, Mayor!
Sonic the Hedgehog: You can count on us!
Wendy: But don't wake him up!
Luigi: Oh, yeah!
(The kids and all good characters pose.)
(Cartman farts fire from his butt.)
Cartman: Ow! My ass!
Kyle: (Groans)
Mayor: Okay, everyone. Let's save the Council of 63 and their single! But first, make sure King Pig's asleep.
Butters: Okay!
French Narrator: One Mission Impossible sequence later...
Cartman: Kyle, what the hell are you doing?
Kyle: I'm just practicing for the battle tomorrow.
Cartman: That's awesome. Look, Lola and Nick are here.
(Lola and Mr. Knack enter the throne.)
Mr. Knack: Did somebody call me Nick? Shut up, all of you!
Cartman: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
Lola: Mr. Knack and I just went to take care of King Pig.
All Good Characters: What?!
Butters: Oh, my God!
Kyle: We must save The Council of 9. I mean The Council of 63.
Mayor: Come on, everyone. Let's go!
(The kids and all the good characters enter a huge door.)
(Two guard pigs are standing by the door.)
Guard Pig 1: What's the password?
Bart Simpson: Come on guys, I know the password. The bad piggies plot revenge and steal all the water balloons from the world and destroy the water balloons factory so you have to repair the water balloons factories and kill the bad piggies to get all the water balloons back and be happy again, yay.
(Record scratches sound)
(Cricket chirping)
All Good Characters: Ummmmmmm......
Guard Pig 2: That is correct.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
(The door opens and the kids and all the good characters enter the room.)
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "If anything is scary to you, just tell your friends".
Kyle: Oh, my God! Look up there!
(A pack of Noibat are flying around the room.)
Cartman: Come on, Kyle, Get over it!
(The Council of 63 are trapped in a cage.)
Judy Hopps: Can someone please rescue us?
Dominic Toretto: Is anyone here?
Amy Rose: Please, Sonic please!
Luke Skywalker: Don't worry, everyone, I'll use my lightsaber to get us out.
(Luke Skywalker is about to use his lightsaber but he hears a noise.)
(The Giant's huge stomps are heard.)
Glinda the Good Witch: What's that?
Jesus: It's a giant!
(All the good characters arrive and look at the cage.)
Butters: We did it! We found the Council of 63!
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Stan: Oh, my God! It's Toretto's crew! Don't worry. We're gonna get you out!
Baby Bop: Can someone get the Council of 63?
Mr. Knack: Sure. (He holds a screwdriver.) I've got my Turny Turny twisty twisty all the way down thing to get you out!
Kelly Pinkerton: You mean a screwdriver?
Mr. Knack: Sorry, I can't remember what it was.
(Mr. Knack uses his screwdriver to get the Council of 63 out of the cage.)
(The cage opens and the Council of 63 are free.)
SpongeBob: Victory screech!
(everyone does the Gangsta's Paradise choir)
Lollipop King: Shut up everyone!
(Everyone shuts up.)
Lola: That was fun! Lets do it again!
Meg Griffin: Or let's not!
Patty: That really made my ears numb!
Esther: Same to mines.
Ruth: And me!
Flippy: My evil counterpart is not on the evil side, but Lifty and Shifty are.
Pinkie Pie: Hug time!
(The Kids, Council of 75 and All Good Characters have a group hug.)
Mayor: Come on, everybody! Let's go back to Imaginationland. The Imagination War is tomorrow.
The Kids, All Good Characters, and The Council Of 63: (Cheering)
(The kids, the good characters and the Council of 63 leave the room and walk back to Imaginationland.)
(In Butter's house in Imaginationland, Butters and the other kids are getting ready for bed.)
Butters: (Brushing his teeth) I hope I'll win tomorrow during the Imagination War.
(Butters goes to his bed, the kids are sleeping, and starts praying.)
Butters: Whenever you imagine to be real is real. Good night, Imaginationland!
(Butters went to sleep. All the good characters are getting ready to sleep.)
(The next morning, the sun rises over Castle Sunshine. The bell rings and the clock strikes 7:00 AM.)
(A rooster crow can be heard in the background.)
(The sun beams in Butter's bedroom while he is sleeping. He wakes up. The kids are still sleeping.)
Butters: (Yawns) Today is my birthday and the Imagination War! I'm scared! Better go have my breakfast.
(In the Evilland, a minion pig makes a rooster crow as the sun rises.)
(The sun beams in King Pig's bedroom while he is sleeping with his teddy bear.)
(Corporal Pig comes into the bedroom.)
Corporal Pig: Wake up, King Pig! Imagination War is today at 10:00 AM!
King Pig: No, Mommy, I don't wake up yet. I'm having the most wonderful...
(Corporal Pig grabs a trumpet.)
Corporal Pig: (Trumpet fanfare)
(King Pig wakes up.)
King Pig: Oh, come on, now. Is that really necessary? Can't the King of Piggies and evil characters sleep in sometime without... Oh.. Oh, my God. This isn't... The Imagination War is today! I have to go eat my eggs right now!
(King Pig grabs his crown and puts it on his head and went downstairs to his throne and eats three eggs swallowing them with a huge burp. The minion pigs grab King Pig's throne and bounce the throne to the Imaginationland Concert Hall. The Harvester Queen awakens and her bio-suit appears at the ceiling door and puts it on.)
(At Castle Sunshine, The Kids and All Good Characters are having a meeting.)
Mayor: Good morning everyone!
The Kids and All Good Characters: (All tired) Good morning Mayor.
Lincoln Loud: Why are we awake so early? It's 7:30 AM!
Rainbow Dash: (Yawns) Shouldn't we just wake up at an earlier time?
Patrick Star: (Snoring and drooling, SpongeBob hits him then wakes up) What? What?
Mayor: But the war starts at 10:00 AM! Also go back to sleep Patrick!
Butters: Then what should we do?
Mayor: How about we should start training for the war?
Cartman: Oh yes!
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Agreeing)
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Patrick Star: (Wakes up) Oh yeah!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Okey-dokey!
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
Peter Griffin: Yeah..!
Stan: Huh? Who are you guys?
Patrick Star: I'm Patrick!
Peter Griffin: I'm Peter!
Homer Simpson: And I'm Homer!
Stan: Nice to meet you guys!
Glenn Quagmire: Alright! Giggity giggity!
Wendy: Who are you?
Glenn Quagmire: My name's Glenn Quagmire.
Wendy: Nice to meet you, Quagmire!
Butters: All right! Let's start training!
Mayor: And I know just what we need, A training montage!
(At the gym, The Kids and All Good Characters are training for the Imagination War while the song Eye of the Tiger by Survivor plays)
Voiceover: Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive So many times, it happens too fast You trade your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger Face to face, out in the heat Hangin' up stayin' hungry They stack the odds 'till we take to the street For the kill with the skill to survive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the dream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger Risin' up, straight to the top Had the guts, got the glory Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, It's the dream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger The eye of the tiger (Fades out and song ends)
(Meanwhile at the Titans Tower, the Titans are sitting at the couch bored)
TTG Starfire: Man, I'm so bored.
TTG Cyborg: Me too, pal.
TTG Beast Boy: (in sloth form) If only there something we could do.
TTG Raven: Yep.
(TTG Robin appears)
TTG Robin: Hey, guys! I've got some exciting news!
TTG Titans: Really, what is it?!
TTG Robin: There's going to be a huge battle between the good and evil characters at Imaginationland! At the concert hall!
TTG Starfire: Really?!
TTG Cyborg: How exciting!
TTG Robin: Imaginationland, here we come! Ha-ha!
TTG Beast Boy: Road trip!
(The TTG Titans are in the car driving)
(In the concert hall, all the residents of South Park are in their seats waiting for the Imagination War to start. Backstage, the good characters are getting ready for the Imagination War.)
The Fishtones: (Doo woping)
Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob is going down!
Mr. Knack: Oh, my God! Please someone trade for me!
(The kids and all the good characters trade everything for the battle poster.)
Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!
The Kids and All Good Characters: No!
Butters: She's right!
Thor: Come on, Hela! I'm gonna beat your face up until we win.
Doctor Strange: Dormammu, I've come to bargain.
(Backstage, the evil characters are getting ready for the Imagination War.)
The Storm King: All of us have to beat up the good characters on Butters' birthday? What was that all about?
Darth Vader: Kylo Ren and I are going to use our lightsabers to let us win the big battle.
Douche: Okay, so--
Queso: Did someone say 'Queso'?
Douche: FREAKING STRETCH AND YOU KNOW IT, QUESO!!
(Queso runs away)
Douche: So where was I? Oh, right. Where's the freaking sausage?! Because this douche is DTBSU. Down to beat a sausage up!
Sideshow Bob: And I'm going to kill Bart and Imaginationland will be ours! (Sinster laughter)
Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!
King Pig: What about the good characters?
Robot Devil: They will win. Plus I get to sing the Evilland National Anthem.
King Pig: (Crying) I thought it was me who was gonna sing it!
Kylo Ren: Someone get him the pacifier!
(A minion pig comes in with a pacifier and puts it on King Pig's mouth.)
King Pig: (Sucking pacifier)
Kylo Ren: (Groans) What a crybaby our King is.
(Tom Tucker is reporting from the auditorium.)
Tom Tucker: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Our top story something's about to happen in our imaginations. A huge battle is about to take place on this stage. It is 9:50 AM and the battle is at 10:00 AM. A lot of new characters good and evil will be battling for Imaginationland's big ideas, And who will win the battle? You can cheer on who will win the battle (As he said those words, President Garrison is watching the battle on TV, shows people in restaurants are watching the battle on TV, people in houses are watching the battle on TV, and people in Times Square are watching the war on the Jumbotron.) And if they win they will... (The lights dimmed.) Oh, never mind It's starting.
(Stan Lee comes on stage)
Stan Lee: Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm Stan Lee doing my sub hole cameo! (Does various poses) Wait a second. I'm outta here!
(Spotlights swirl around the audience as they cheer while the song The Final Countdown by Europe plays in the background)
Annoucer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Imaginationland Concert Hall in witch the Imagination War will take place.
(The good characters hear the announcer backstage. So did the evil characters.)
(The TTG Teen Titans were at their seats)
TTG Robin: We're going to see an epic battle!
TTG Starfire: I know, right?!
TTG Cyborg and TTG Beast Boy: This is the moment we've been waiting for!
TTG: Raven: Yeah!
Annoucer: And now, please welcome to the stage, The Good Side!
Mayor: That's us! Come on everyone!
(The Kids and All Good Characters enter the stage walking in slow motion while the crowd cheers.)
(Moment of silence and music stops. A woman coughing can be heard.)
(The crowd starts talking.)
Kenny Logins: Is that Butters?
Julie Andrews: Are those the little sweeties from South Park?
Elton John: Do you think he's a little shy?
Fred Penner: His friends are on stage too you know?
(Butters listens to the people talking.)
Tracey Ulman: I adore your hairstyle!
Britney Spears: Is he gonna say something?
Butters: Uh... Hello everyone!
(The crowd cheers and the music plays again.)
Annoucer: And now here to sing the Evilland National Anthem, give it up for Robot Devil!
Robot Devil: Thank you! Thank you! What a terrific audience!
Jimmy Valmer: Hey! That's m-m-my line!
Robot Devil: SILENCE! We know all your sins, everyone epsecially Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen?
(music starts)
Bender: Aw, crap-- Singing. Mind if I smoke?
(Robot Devil grabs the microphone and starts singing Robot Hell.)
Robot Devil: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em, we'll find ways to simulate that smell, what a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela, here on level one of Robot Hell! Gambling's wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOU's, let's let lady luck decide, what type of torture's justified. (he spins the wheel that Bender is trapped to.) I'm pit boss here on level two! (Luck decides to deep-fry Bender) Ooh, deep-fried robot.
(Bender is being dipped in what looks like boiling oil, the song has started up again)
Bender: Just tell me why?
Robot Devil: Please read this 55-page warrant.
Bender: There must be robots worse than I!
Robot Devil: We've checked around, they're really aren't.
Bender: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!
Robot Devil: You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing! (he steals Robot Devil's wallet)
Robot Devil: (he rips off Bender's arm) Please stop sinning while I'm singing! Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive!
(the song turns into a rap)
Beastie Boys: Hey, Bender, going to make some noise, with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys?
(record scratching)
Beastie Boys: That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!
Fry: I don't feel well...
Leela: It's up to us to rescue him!
Fry: Maybe he likes it there in Hell...
Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin!
Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel?
Leela: Come on, Fry, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, so just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide!
Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights, publishing indecent magazines, you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime, you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme, trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
(after the song)
Robot Devil: Of course, that's just for starters.
(Cheers and applause from the audience.)
King Dedede: Our song is even better than yours. (To Jafar) Hit it!
Jafar: It's day time. I've got a trick for our enemies. Sorry guys, but we don't want to be dull villains on Halloween.
Mayor Quimby: Okay, everyone. Now it's time for a change of pace.
Stan: But this isn't Halloween!
Cruella De Vil: Lights out!
Mickey Mouse: (speaking while his head turns left and right) Huh? what the...
Jafar: Right you are, Mickey. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
Homer Simpson: It's not Halloween! Dear God!
Kang: That's what you think!
(Kang and Kodos both laugh)
(and then the song It's Our House Now! begins)
Jafar: This could be quite the place
Cruella De Vil: Full of wholesome, happy faces
Ursula: Hanging out
Captain Hook: Killing time
Hades: Where everyone's a friend of mine
Cruella De Vil: Inside this evil joint
Captain Hook: Every guest gets to the point
Jafar, Captain Hook, Cruella, and Hades: This day will live in infamy
Ursula: The imagination is history
Jafar, Ursula, Captain Hook, Cruella, and Hades: It's our house now
All Evil Characters: It's our house now
Hitchhiking Ghosts, Koopalings, Deadly Six, Anastasia, and Drizella Tremaine: It's the fact you can't ignore
Pete, Hook's Pirates, and Maleficent's Goons: Shut the windows
Hitchhiking Ghosts: Lock the doors
All Evil Characters: It's our House now
Pirates: Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs
The Fates: Join the rebel-rousing crowd
All Evil Characters: It's our house now
Si and Am: All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly
Maleficent: Every evil queen gets due respect
Chernabog: Love your work.
Kaa: You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me
Queen of Hearts: You've had your fun
Card Soldiers: You've made your play
Jafar, Captain Hook, The Queen of Hearts, Robot Devil, The Card Soldiers, Kang, Kodos, and Kaa: But every rodent has his day
All Evil Characters: It's our house now
Pain and Panic: Down and dirty
All Evil Characters: It's our house now
Pirates: Me hearty
Hades: What a place for breakin' bread
The Fates and Deadly Six: Hate your neighbors
Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads!
All Evil Characters: It's our house now
The Big Bad Wolf: What a party
All Evil Characters: Join the fun with no regrets
Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed
Cruella De Vil: Get those puppies!
Captain Hook: Game over, Mickey!
Ursula: Hit the road, Minnie!
Jafar: Take a hike, chickies!
All Evil Characters: It's our house now Don't bother comin' back It's our house now
(After the song, cheers and applause from the audience)
Lincoln Loud: That song was... Pretty good, I guess.
Butters: Oh yeah? Well we would love to sing our morning song which is our national anthem. Hit it guys!
(Luna Loud turns on the radio and The kids and all the good characters start singing Catchy Song.)
TTG Titans: This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head
TTG Robin: C'mon everybody!
Everyone: This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head (Boop!) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head
Citizens from Springfield and Quahog: Cuz it’s so catchy, catchy, it’s such a catchy song It’ll make you happy, happy, don’t try to fight it, sing along!
Everyone: This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head
Cartman: This song’s gonna get stuck inside you Run but you can’t hide, I’ll find you Shine so bright, my bling bling blind you Sing this song, I must remind you
Brian and Stewie: Everybody roll out, scream and they shout Everybody in the house got it coming from their mouth
Rallo Tubbs: Wait a minute, let me get ‘em Can’t help the rhythm, stuck in your system I’m going to the top, everybody going to the top Everybody head gonna rock Everybody say don’t stop, everybody say don’t stop
Everyone: This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head
Simpson and Griffin Family: Cuz it’s so catchy, catchy, it’s such a catchy song It’ll make you happy, happy, don’t try to fight it, sing along!
Everyone: This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head (Forever!)
Bart and Lisa: There is nothing that you can do There is nothing that you can say This song is stuck on replay You gotta sing it every single day From the morning and through the night I got them moving from left to right
TTG Titans: And if you wonder who’s to blame Yeah it’s me stuck in their brain Like a permanent stain and it won’t change Even if you go insane, this song is now in your brain and in your brain it will remain!
Everyone: This song is now stuck inside your This song is now stuck inside your This song is now stuck inside your Head This song is now stuck inside your This song is now stuck inside your This song is now stuck inside your Head Cuz it’s so catchy, catchy, it’s such a catchy song It’ll make you happy, happy, don’t try to fight it, sing along! This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your This song’s gonna get stuck inside your Head Forever!
(after the song, Confetti blasts and the audience looks confused while looking at each other then they all cheer and applaud)
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are watching the battle on TV.)
Linda: Wait a minute, that's Butters and our kids! They're on TV!
Randy: We found them!
The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen: (Cheering)
Ike: Bartman!
Liane: Come on, everyone, Let's go see the kids!
(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen start heading to the Imaginationland Concert Hall.)
(Patty and Selma are smoking.)
Barney Gumble and Emma: BURRRRRPPPP!
Eleanor Abernathy: Arrrriairar!!
Nelson: Ha Ha!
Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)
Dr. Hibbert: (jovial chuckle)
Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!
Lana Loud: (picking her nose)
(Trumpet fanfare)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the ruler of Sugar Rush, King Candy!
(King Pig, Bill Cipher, The Storm King, King K. Rool, Bowser, Bowser Jr., King Snorky, Horned King, King Candy/Turbo, and King Dedede enter on their throne with King Pig being bounced by minion pigs. Indominus Rex and Harvester Queen with her bio-suit on appears.)
(Cheers and applause from the audience.)
King Candy/Turbo: Hello, my royal subjects! Have some candy! (throws candy at the audience) What a wonderful audience. Now as you all know, the Imagination War is today. So here is the competition guide: Everyone gets to fight for the imagination. And I have the score board up to see who wins. (King Dedede puts the score board on a video screen.) And if our sides fight for the imagination, we'll win! Is everyone ready to start the war?
Audience: Yeah!
Butters: Not yet.
King Pig: Oh Yeah?
Butters: Yeah! I'm the one celebrating my birthday today. Happy birthday to me!
The Kids, All Good Characters, and Evil Characters: Hooray!
Bowser Jr.: Happy birthday to Butters!
King K. Rool: Enough partying around party poopers! You are going to beat me in this theater to win the battle.
Butters: Well, you and I are going to talk together. Right, Guys?
The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!
(And then the song You Just Can't Win begins.)
King Dedede: You're way out of your league, you've more than met your match!
Butters: I guess you're slowing down, big fat pig, can't hit what you can't catch!
King Pig and Bill Cipher: Soon the whole world will know the genius of my plan.
Butters: We will find a way to stop you any way we can!
King Snorky: You're such a Mickey Mouse, it's more fun being bad.
Butters: No one's gonna side with you, you're stark raving mad!
King K. Rool: Oh yeah? Just ask the mayor.
Butters: That's all in the past!
The Storm King: Listen to me, little boy: Good characters Finish last!
Butters, King Pig, Bill Cipher, King Dedede, The Storm King, King Snorky, King Candy/Turbo, King K. Rool, Horned King, Bowser, and Bowser Jr.: Oh no!
Butters: You just can't win!
Bowser: You're not that strong.
Butters: Time to go to hell!
King Candy/Turbo: You got it all wrong!
Butters: You just can't win! We're gonna shut you down!
Bowser Jr.: Your chances are slim!
Butters: No more fooling around!
Butters, King Pig, Bill Cipher, King Dedede, The Storm King, King Snorky, King Candy/Turbo, King K. Rool, Horned King, Bowser, and Bowser Jr.: Let the battle begin! You just can't win!
(After the song)
Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!
Butters: If only the Council of 63 were here to battle with us.
Voice: Autobots, Transform and roll out.
(The Transformers Autobots, Dinobots, the Prehistoric animals, and Godzilla monsters appear.)
Kyle: Oh, my God! It's the Transformers, Autobots, and Dinobots!
Heidi: And the Godzilla monsters!
Bebe: And the Prehistoric animals!
The Kids, All Good Characters, and Audience: (Cheering from Kids and Good Characters Inculding the audience who are clapping and cheering.)
King Pig: Huh? You son of a (Dolphin chirp)!
Mayor: We're so honored to have you here.
Optimus Prime: The pleasure is all yours.
Godzilla monsters, Prehistoric animals, and Dinobots: (Roaring)
Butters: Wait a second! Did King Pig say the b word?
Mayor: Yep!
Corporal Pig: (Trumpet Fanfare) Presenting Audrey Jr!
(Audrey Jr. enters in a plant.)
Norman: What The...?
Shrek: Oh, my God!
Stan: It's that guy from Little Shop of Horrors.
Magellan: Oh, dear! He's so scary and (About to sneeze)
Bogge: Oh no! He's gonna sneeze!
Walter Beckett: Oh no! Everyone Run Away!
(The Kids and all the Good and Evil characters run away.)
Eureeka: Oh no, Magellan. You know what happens when you get upset!
Magellan: AAAACHHHHHOOOOOOO!
(Magellan's huge sneeze makes the whole concert hall shake.)
Stan: That was way too close.
Magellan: Sorry, everyone!
Audrey Jr.: Hello, Imaginationland!
Audience: (Cheering)
Kyle: Hey, Audrey Jr, sing the song from the film.
Audrey Jr.: No. Not doing it.
Mordecai and Rigby: Aw, what?!
Stewie Griffin: You Suck!
Stan: Come on, sing the song!
The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah, sing it!
Audrey Jr.: Oh, I can't.
Benson: Just sing the song or YOU'RE FIRED!!
Audrey Jr.: Okay, fine!
Kyle: Take it away, Stan!
Stan: Every household in America, thousands that you've been eating, you had that in mind all along, isn't it? We are not talking about on hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest!
Audrey Jr.: And I want to thank you!
Stan: You're not gonna get away with this! You're kind never does!
(Audrey Jr. laughs)
Stan: I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!
(And then the song Mean Green Mother From Outer Space begins.)
Audrey Jr.: Better wait a minute, ya better hold the phone, ya better mind your manners, better change your tone. (shoves Stan) Don't you threaten me son, you got a lot of gall, we gonna do things my way, or we won't do things at all! (speaking: Uh huh! You're in trouble, now! Baby!) (The pods became free from the giant flower pot and Audrey Jr. laughs) Ya don't know what you're messin' with, you got no idea, ya don't know what you're lookin' at when you're lookin' here! Ya don't know what you're up against, no, no way, no how, you don't know what you're messin' with, (Stan takes Chief Wiggum's pistol.) (Chief Wiggum: Hey!) but I'm gonna tell you now! Get this straight! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.
Chorus: Mean green man!
Stan: Outer space?
Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and it looks like you been had! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space, so get off my back 'n get out my face, 'cause I'm mean and green (Stan points the pistol at him) and I am bad. (He takes a pistol away from Stan and starts shooting around.) Wanna save your skin boy, you wanna save your hide, you wanna see tomorrow? (Ha-Ha!) You better step aside, better take a tip boy, want some good advice, ya better take it easy, 'cause you're walkin' on thin ice! Ya don't know what you're dealin' with, no, you never did, ya don't know what you're lookin' at, but that's tough titty, kid. The lion don't sleep tonight, and if you pull his tail, he roars. (Stan grabs an ax and tries to chop the pods in half) Ya say, "That ain't fair?" Ya say, "That ain't nice?" Ya know what I say? "Up yours!" (Stan is about to chop with an ax until Audrey Jr. pulls his pants down.) Watch me now! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.
Chorus: Mean green man!
Audrey Jr.: I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace, and you've got me violent and mad! I'm just a mean green mother from outer space, gonna trash your ass! Gonna rock this place! I'm mean and green, and I am bad! You know I don't come from no black lagoon, (Chorus: No!) I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon, (Chorus: Yeah!) you can keep the thing, (Chorus: Hey!) keep the it, (Chorus: Whoa!) keep the creature, they don't mean shit.
(Stan is about to kill him by using the killer plant spray, Audrey Jr. laughs, Stan realizes it is empty)
Stan: Alright, that does it!
Audrey Jr.: I got garden style, major moves, I got the stuff, and I think that proves, you better move it out! Nature calls, you got the point? I'm gonna bust your balls! (His vines "almost" got up to Stan's crotch and Audrey Jr. uses his vines all over the stage.)
Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green
Chorus: Mean green mother from outer space
Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green
Chorus: Mean green mother from outer space
Audrey Jr.: I'm mean and green and I... am... bad!
(after the song)
(Audrey Jr. nearly kills Kenny.)
Stan: Oh, my God! They killed...
(Kenny gets back up.)
Kenny: (Muffled) (I'm okay!)
Stan: Never mind!
Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Voice: Hello Bart.
(Sideshow Bob enters.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Aaahh! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: That's right, everyone. I am Sideshow Bob!
Bart Simpson: Please don't kill me, Bob!
Sideshow Bob: Why not? Is it because of the big battle?
Bart Simpson: No! It's because I want to battle with you. Or maybe if you kill me, you'll never know where the treasure is buried.
Sideshow Bob: What treasure?
Bart Simpson: The-the treasure of Ima Wiener.
Sideshow Bob: I'm a wiener?
The Kids and All Good Characters: (laughing)
Homer Simpson: Classic.
Luan Loud: (laughing) Good one, Bart!
Sideshow Bob: Countdown to war start! Everyone join in.
Sideshow Bob and Audience: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Thing: It's clobbering time!
Cartman: Pew Pew Pew!
Mayor: Let's do this!
Kyle: Come on, Guys!
(The Kids, All Good, and Evil Characters start fighting. The Teen Titans are watching the fight and eating popcorn)
TTG Robin: Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
Patrick Star: About what?
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen enter the Concert Hall.)
Randy: Oh God! We have to see the kids right now!
Sharon: Come on, Randy!
Sheila: Mr. Ticket Man, can we go in to see the kids?
Ticket Man: Well, we really have a sold house. But you can come in and watch.
Sheila: Thank you.
(The Ticket Man opens the door and the Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen enter.)
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen see the kids, all the good, and evil characters fighting and the song beat it pmv version begins.)
Voiceover: They told him, "Don't you ever come around here" "Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear" The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it You better run, you better do what you can Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man You wanna be tough, better do what you can So beat it, but you wanna be bad Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it) Just beat it (beat it) Just beat it (beat it) Just beat it (beat it, uh) They're out to get you, better leave while you can Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man You wanna stay alive, better do what you can So beat it, just beat it You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare They'll kick you, then they'll beat you Then they'll tell you it's fair So beat it, but you wanna be bad Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeatedShowin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it, beat it, beat it) Beat it (beat it, beat it) Beat it (beat it, beat it) Beat it (beat it, beat it) Beat it (beat it, beat it) Beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right (who's right) Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated (no one) Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated (oh, no) Showin' how funky and strong is your fightIt doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it) No one wants to be defeated
(after the song)
Linda: Butters!
(Linda runs up to Butters and hugs him.)
Linda: Where have you been?
Butters: I was in Imaginationland mom! And I saw a lot of new characters there.
Linda: Who's that?
Butters: That's Frank. He's a sausage. Oh and there's Mr. Knack! He's a handyman. And there's Bart Simpson. He does many pranks.
Krusty the Clown: And me!
Luan Loud: And me!
(1 hour later)
Butters: Enough with the time cards! They just keep popping out of nowhere throughout the film! Come on, guys!
(Kyle is fighting Cartman.)
Cartman: Well Kyle, I've got something to say to you.
Kyle: What's that?
Cartman: Suck my balls!
Kyle: Oh no, Cartman! Let's not do it!
Frank: What the?
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!
Cogsworth: Suck his balls?
Larry the Cucumber: Nooooooo!!!
Brian Griffin: Oh, my God!
Mayor: Oh, God no!
Marcy Kappel: Don't Look, Ears!
Penguin Family Triplets: (Crying)
Loonette: Oh no, Molly! Don't look!
Bomb: Oh, God! Here it comes!
Charlie: Don't look, Lola!
Haley Smith: Jeff, don't watch!
Minions: (speaking Minion language)
Cogsworth: I'm not seeing this! I'm not!
Magellan: Batley, cover your eyes!
Batley: Okay, okay! Not seeing this whole ball sucking thing huh?
Maggie Simpson: (Pacifier suck)
Bogge and Quagmire: Eww!
Doug Funnie: Oh, My Goodness!
Meg Griffin: Oh, my God! Cover your eyes, you guys! (Meg and her friends cover their eyes)
Spider-Man: My spider sense is tingling!
Edith: Can I be the last to say "Ew"?
Cartman: Everyone, shut up! I'm trying to make Kyle suck my balls. But you all are just watching this whole thing!
Randy: You know what this calls for? A song!
(And then the song Suck My Balls begins.)
Cartman: Suck... my... balls! Suck my balls Put my butt to the test Just take a look into my butt and we'll provide the rest Farting Twerking Why, we only live to imagine Try my ass It's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the Slurms They can play! They can dance! After all, Mr, this is Imaginationland! And the dinner here is never second best! Go on, look at my butt Take a glance and then you'll Suck my balls Yes, my balls Suck my balls!
Cartman and Chorus: Fart on fire, Take a poop, Pee into someone else
Cartman: We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary caberet! You're alone And you're scared But the battle's all prepared No one's fighting or flipping While the monster's entertaining We tell jokes, I do tricks! With my fellow South Park friends
Chorus: And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
Cartman and Chorus: Come on and put your pants off You've won your own free pass To suck my balls
Cartman: If you're stressed It's fine singing we suggest!
Cartman and Chorus: Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls!
Grandpa Simpson: Suck his balls! Suck his balls! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the Fishtones ready to sing With my ass He'll say yes And my dear that's fine with me While the clowns do their comedy act I'll be making my mark I'll get warm Piping hot Oh my god! is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the little boy impressed We've got a lot to do! Is it one lump or two? To suck his balls!
Chorus: Suck his balls!
Grandpa Simpson: Suck his balls!
Chorus: Suck his balls! Suck his balls Suck his balls Our command is your request It's been twenty years since you had been jewish And we're obsessed With your mom being a bitch Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the Evil Characters are not here Let us help you We'll keep going
Cartman and Chorus: Course by course! One by one! 'Til you shout,
Chorus: Hell naw man!
Cartman and Chorus: Then we'll call your mom and call you a sweetie pie Go on and prop your feet up But for now, let's imagine Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls! Please, suck my balls!
(Song stops abruptly)
Kyle: Stop the music! I am not sucking your balls, Cartman since the first time we visited Imaginationland.
Cartman: Oh yeah? Well, Heavens to Bootsy!
Mr. Knack: Hey! That's my line!
Cartman: Sorry, Nick Knack.
Mr. Knack: (Gasping) Oh, Please! Do not call me Nick!
Cartman: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack Give the dog a bone!
Cartman: Idiots!
Kyle: Fine I will suck Cartman's balls.
(Before Kyle will suck Cartman's balls, Marge halts them)
Marge Simpson: Look, will you both hold on? Now look, no one, I mean NO ONE, will be sucking their balls. Do you understand?
Kyle: Yes, Marge.
Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!
Kyle: Oh, Cartman! You farted fire from your ass again!
All Good Characters and Audience: (Laughing)
Cartman: Shut up all of you! You know what, Kyle? I think you and me could have a little lullaby moment right now!
Kyle: No, Cartman! No!
(Luna Loud is playing a lullaby)
Cartman: Getting sleepy, Kyle?
Kyle: Nope.
Cartman: Now?
Kyle: No.
Cartman: Now?
Kyle: NO!
(Heavy metal music starts playing)
Cartman: What the hell?! This is a lullaby! Stop this at once!
(And then the song Shout It Out Loud begins.)
Luna Loud: Well the night's begun and you want some fun!
Otto Man: Do you think you're gonna find it (find it)
Luna Loud: You got to treat yourself like number one Do you need to be reminded (need to be reminded) It doesn't matter what you do or say Just forget the things that you've been told We can't do it any other way Everybody's got to rock n roll yay
Luna Loud and Otto Man: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud If you don't feel good every way you couldDon't sit there broken hearted (sit there broken hearted)
Luna Loud: Call all your friends in the neighborhood And get the party started (get the party started)
Otto Man: Don't let them tell you that there's too much noise
Luna Loud: They're too old to really understand You'll still get rowdy with the girls and boys 'Cause it's time for you to take a stand yay
Luna Loud and Otto Man: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Luna Loud: You got to have a party
[Luna Loud laughing]
Luna Loud: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Otto Man: Turn it up louder
Luna Loud: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Otto Man: These signals of love
Luna Loud: And everybody shout it now
Otto Man: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Luna Loud: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Otto Man: I hear you gettin' louder
Luna Loud and Otto Man: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Everybody shout it now
Luna Loud: Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
(after the song)
(Magellan, Batley, Bogge, Quagmire and Mr. Knack are all sleeping and snoring.) (The five wake up.)
Batley: Wait what? Is the big battle over?
Mr. Knack: I was just sleeping with my wrench.
Bogge and Quagmire: Yeah right!
Magellan: Best song ever.
(Mr. Burns is sleeping sucking his thumb.)
Mr. Smithers: Uh sir? Wake up.
(Mr. Burns wakes up.)
Mr. Burns: Did we win?
Mr. Smithers: Actually You doomed us all.
Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.
(Kyle wakes up.)
Kyle: Hold on Cartman! You sang me a lullaby and then it put the others to sleep. You meanie!
Cartman: Sorry, Kyle.
(King Pig is sleeping.)
Foreman Pig: Wake up, King Pig. You've been putted to sleep by Cartman's lullaby.
King Pig: (Talking in his sleep) No, No Mommy. The eggs are all mine. (Snoring)
Foreman Pig: Wake up already!
(Foreman Pig wacks a hammer on King Pig's crown.)
King Pig: (Wakes up) Huh? That is just immature!
The Kids, All Good, and Evil Characters: (Laughing)
Voice: Not so fast!
(Team Rocket enters.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Team Rocket!
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all characters within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
Chimecho: Chime, chime!
Mime Jr.: Mime Mime Mime!
(Cheers and applause from the audience)
Jessie: You hear that, James? They love us! They really really love us!
James: Thank you, Imaginationland!
Meowth: Coming from the Evillands!
Pikachu: Pika!
Batley: What was that all about?
Cartman: You don't wanna freaking know.
Toilet Paper: Hey! That's my line!
Cartman: Gee, Sorry, Toilet Paper.
Taserface: Hey everybody, give it up for the one-and-only, TASERFACE!!
(An akward pause from the kids and all good characters and then they all laugh)
Rocket Raccoon: (laughing) That's really funny!
(The Kids and all the Good and Evil Characters continue fighting.)
Red: Come on, Flock. Let's go get rid of King Pig and the pigs!
Chuck: It's Chuck time!
Terrance: (Growls)
Frank: Sausages and buns, let's party!
Brenda: Uh, Frank? Didn't you already say that?
Frank: Yes I did.
(Finn and Kylo Ren have a duel with their lightsabers.)
(Kong, Sker Buffaloes, the Monarch, and a Spore Mantis battle with Ramarak, Skullcrawlers, Psychovultures, Mother Longlegs, and a Mire Squid)
(Rexy and Indominus Rex are fighting)
Ash: Come on out everyone!
Jessie: Come on everyone! Let's prepare for trouble!
James: And let's make it double!
(All of Ash's Jessie's and James' Pokémon come out of their PokéBalls.)
Licerice Rope: Come on, you candy asses. Join the fight!
Lollipop: Hey, what do you think? Should we do it?
Gumball: Come on, guys! It's us or them!
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "No fight, No friends!"
Giggles and Petunia: (Fangirling)
Handy Manny: Come on, Tools. Let's fight!
Tools: (Cheering)
Star-Lord: Showtime, A-holes!
Batman: Come on, Robin. Let's do this!
Robin: This is going to be so awesome!
(Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are fighting Mojo Jojo.)
Blossom: Not!
Bubbles: So!
Buttercup: Fast!
All Three: Mojo Jojo!
Ash: Pikachu, Use Thunder Shock!
(Pikachu uses Thunder Shock on Team Rocket.)
Jessie: Arbok, Toxic! Seviper, Poison Tail! Woobat, Air Slash! Gourgeist, Shadow Ball!
(All of Jessie's Pokemon unleash their attacks.)
James: Weezing, Poison Gas! Cacnea, Pin Missile! Carnivine, Vine Whip! Yamask, Will-O-Wisp! Inkay, Psybeam!
(All of Jame's Pokemon unleash their attacks.)
(Peter Griffin fights with Ernie the Giant Chicken.)
(Eureeka waves her wand to dust sparkles on Sideshow Bob.)
Sideshow Bob: Glitter? I hate glitter!
(Luan Loud brought all her prank stuff from her cart and bangs them on King Pig.)
King Pig: Ow! Oh! Hey, Stop it!
Luan Loud: Looks like you are hogging all the action! (laughs)
King Pig: Hey! I'm not a hog, I'm a pig! Release the hounds!
Mr. Burns: Hey! Nobody steals my line!
(Hound dogs attack the kids and all good characters)
Crowd: (Gasping)
King Pig: (Sinster laughter)
(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen are watching the war.)
Sheila: Oh, Ike. Don't look!
(Sheila covers Ike's eyes.)
(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny come to their parents.)
Linda: Are you okay, Butters?
Butters: Yes, Mom I am.
Stan: Me too.
Kyle: Me three.
Cartman: Me four.
Kenny: (Muffled) (Me five.)
Butters: Mom? Dad? My friend's parents and kids? Can you join in the battle?
Linda: Sure, Butters. After all, Us parents get to join their kids when fighting.
Randy: Come on, Sharon. Let's fight those evil characters!
The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny: Yeah!
Batley: Don't worry, Don't worry. The great Batley is on his way!
(Batley and Splendid are flying through the audience.)
(Cheers and applause from the audience)
Splendid: Oh The thunderous roar of applause! Splendid to the rescue!
Grover: This looks like a job for... (Transforms into Super Grover) Super Grover! Up, up, and away!
(Super Grover flies over the audience.)
(Super Grover hits Batley.)
(Batley falls down.)
Batley: (Screaming)
(Batley crashes.)
Man: MY LEG!
Magellan: Are you okay, Batley?
(Batley gets back up.)
Batley: Yeah, I meant to do that.
Magellan: Let me tell you something Batley. I love you.
(Magellan hugs Batley.)
Batley: I love you too, Magelly.
Bart Simpson: I've been a baaad boy!
Lynn Loud: And I've been a baaad girl!
(Bart and Lynn laugh)
Balthazar Bratt: Hey! That's my line!
Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!
Lynn Loud: Yipe!
(The Smurfs are fighting Gargamal.)
Bogge: Quag? Do you hear that?
Quagmire: What's that, Bogge?
(Bogge and Quagmire enter backstage and saw a lot of peanut butter jars.)
Bogge and Quagmire: Peanut butter!
Quagmire: Witch peanut butter jar can we take?
Bogge: Let's take all of them!
French Narrator: One peanut butter taking later...
(Bogge and Quagmire throw peanut butter on Lifty and Shifty.)
Lifty and Shifty: (Screaming) Peanut butter!
Booge and Quagmire: That's right!
Lifty and Shifty: Oh man!
Swiper the Fox: Hey! That's my line!
Butters: Shut up, everyone!
(Audience laughing)
(Ike is fighting King Pig.)
Ike: Take that, you evil character!
King Pig: Oh yeah? Well I've got something to tell you. I don't have arms or legs.
(Pennywise's laugh is heard.)
Annie Knitts: What the hell was that?
(The Pennywise Dance plays as Pennywise appears)
Sideshow Mel: It's Pennywise the Dancing Clown!
(Pennywise starts dancing while the others are shocked. Stan and Meg pass out)
Luan Loud: He's really "clowning" around! (laughs)
(Pennywise snarls and glares at Luan)
Luan Loud: Ahh! Sorry!
Pennywise: I'LL KILL YOU ALL! Ha-ha! I'll drive you crazy, and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of! RARGH!!!
(Pennywise traps The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters in the sewers.)
Luan Loud: Is it me or did Pennywise use his imagination! (Forms rainbow with her hands.)
Leo: This looks like our home!
Butters: I've got an idea! Let's imagine a slide to help us escape the sewers!
Mayor: That's a great idea, Butters!
(The Kids and all Good Characters imagine a slide filled with water in the sewers.)
Rocky: Oh, my God! I'm scared of water!
Zuma: Chill out, dude! Come on dudes and dudettes, Let's dive in!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters go down the water slide while the song Sugar Rush plays.)
Rarity: Oh, for gosh's sake!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters: (Screaming)
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
Bart Simpson: Cowabunga!
Pinkie Pie: (Screams then laughs) Wheeeeee!
Lori Loud: I am literally having a great time right now!
SpongeBob: (Laughs)
Wooldoor Sockbat: (Laughs)
Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!
Luna Loud: (singing) Red cold river!
Big Bird: My feathers! They're wet!
Bobby Generic: Wheeeeee!
Butters: Woo hoo!
Minions: (Screaming in Minion Speak Language)
Cartman: Oh yeah!
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!!!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters jump out of the sewers and back on stage.)
(Cheers and applause from the audience.)
Pinkie Pie: Best escape plan ever!
Twilight Sparkle: What?!
Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!
Cartman: That was awesome! The way we slide down the slide with water and we went all loop de loop on it and when we went through that giant hole, That was amazing!
Butters: But we're all soaking wet! Oh never mind. We're all dried up!
(The Evil Characters enter the stage. Grubber is eating some cake.)
Grubber: I love you, sponge cake.
(All The Evil Characters look at Grubber.)
Grubber: Oops.
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all Good Characters: (silent while the cricket is chirping)
TTG Robin: What do you think they're up to?
TTG Raven: I don't know.
TTG Cyborg: Let's just wait and see.
Bobby Generic: (scoffs) Heavens to Bootsy!
Mr. Knack: Hey! That's My Line!
Bobby Generic: Oops (giggles) Sorry, Mr. Nick.
Mr. Knack: (slaps Bobby Generic) Don't call me Nick or else you're grounded!
Bobby Generic: Oh, Nick Knack!
Emma, Kate and Sir Klank: Paddy wack Give the dog a bone!
Cartman: You guys! This is all the evil kings' fault!
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
Cartman: The evil kings are the one who started this damn war, and it's all because they're big fat stupid...
Kyle: Don't say it, Cartman!
Cartman: (Singing) Wellllllll....
Kyle: Don't do it, Cartman!
Cartman: (Singing) Welllllll....
Kyle: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Okay! Okay! (Leaves)
Kyle: I'm so glad he didn't call the evil kings....
(And then the song The Evil Kings are Bitches begins.)
Cartman: Wellllll, the evil kings are bitches, they're big fat bitches, they're the biggest bitches in the whole wide world they're stupid bitches, if there ever were bitches, they're bitches to all the boys and girls.
Kyle: Shut your frickin' mouth, Cartman!
Cartman: On Monday they're bitches, On Tuesday they're bitches bitches, On Wednesday to Saturday they're bitches Then on Sunday, just to be different, the're super King Kamehameha bioteches! Come on! You all know the words!
(The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen look confused.)
Cartman, the Kids and All Good Characters: Have you ever met my enemies the evil kings? They're the biggest bitches in the whole wide world. They're mean ole bitches, and they have stupid crowns. They're bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches. Bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches They're stupid bitches! (All Good Characters: Whoa!) Evil kings are bitch And they're such dirty bitches! (All Good Characters: Bitches!)
Cartman: Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this (Chinese) 凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師, 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦! Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! (French) Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, (Dutch) Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, (Swahili) Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.
Cartman, the Kids and All Good Characters: Have you ever met my enemies the evil kings? They're the biggest bitches in the whole wide world. They're mean ole bitches, and they have stupid crowns. They're bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches
The Kids and All Good Characters: Oh! (they freeze as the evil kings walk up behind Cartman)
Cartman: Bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches bitches. They're stupid bitches!
Stan: Uh, Cartman?
Cartman: Evil kings are bitches And they're such dirty bitches! I really mean it. Evil kings, they're big fat fricking bitches! Big ole fat fricking bitches, evil kings! Yeah, Chaaaa! (He ends on his knees with a wide, open smile and outstretched arms. He opens his eyes and sees the horrified looks on the kids' and good characters' faces) What? (stands and turns around) Oh, crap.
TTG Titans and Audience: (Booing at the Evil Characters)
Butters: Oh, Evil Characters. Look at your faces! They hate you!
TTG Robin: Boo! You're evil side is bad and you should feel bad!
King Pig: Grum! Show these characters punishment!
Grum: Hey, Everybody!
The Kids and All Good Characters: Hey, Grum!
Grum: Do you know what I like?
The Kids, All Good Characters, and TTG Teen Titans: Crackers and Snacks! (Laughing)
Butters: Oh no!
(And then the song I Like Crackers And Snacks begins.)
Grum: I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! (Keeps singing the song over and over again.)
Butters: Stop the war! Let's have a singing competition!
Everyone: Yeah!
(and then the song Friend Like Me begins)
Genie: Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it downYou ain't never had a friend like me Life is your restaurant And I'm your maître d’! C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? 'Can your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here 'Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? So don'tcha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So whatcha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
(After the song)
Genie: By the way, Cartman, You're seriously fat.
Cartman: Hey! I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
(Sideshow Bob grabs a knife and is going to kill Bart.)
Sideshow Bob: (Sinster laughter)
Bart Simpson: Oh, my God! Please, Bob don't kill me!
Sideshow Bob: Oh, really? Well killing you is my talent. Let me tell you a tale about how you and I became rivals.
Bart Simpson: Oh, no.
(And then the song In the Dark of the Night begins.)
Sideshow Bob: In the dark of the night, I was tossing and turning, And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be, It scared me out of my wits, A corpse fallin to bits, Then I open my eyes and the nightmare was me! I was once the most mystical psychopath in all of Springfield,
Chorus: Ooh-ahh-ooh
Sideshow Bob: When Krusty arrested me, he made a mistake,
Chorus: Ooh-ahh-ooh
Sideshow Bob: My curse made each of them pay, But one little boy got away, Little Bart beware, Sideshow Bob's awake!
Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will find them! In the dark of the night, just before dawn!
Sideshow Bob: Revenge would be sweet
Sideshow Bob and Chorus: when the curse is complete!
All: In the dark of the night,
Sideshow Bob: They'll be gone! I can feel my powers are slowly returning, Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell, As the pieces fall into place, I'll see him crawling to place, Do Svidaniya, Barty, your grace! Farewell!
Chorus: In the dark of the night, terror will strike them!
Sideshow Bob: Terror's the least I can do!
Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will brew! Ooh!
Sideshow Bob: Soon they will feel that their nightmares are real!
All: In the dark of the night,
Sideshow Bob: They'll be through!
Chorus: In the dark of the night, evil will find them! Find them! Ooh In the dark of the night, terror comes true! Doom them!
Sideshow Bob: My dear here's a sign,
Sideshow Bob and Chorus: It's the end of the line!
Chorus: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night, in the dark of the night...
Sideshow Bob: Come, evil characters, rise for your master! Let your evil shine! Attack them now! Yes, attack ever faster!
Chorus: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night, in the dark of the night...
Sideshow Bob: BUTTERS WILL BE OURS!
(After the song, the evil characters gather round.)
King K. Rool: Destroy them!
(The evil characters start attacking the kids and all good characters)
Butters: Everybody! Run!
Everybody: (Screaming)
(The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all good characters ran away from the evil characters. They ran out of The Imaginationland Concert Hall and the evil characters follow them.)
Stan: This is the worst thing that could happen to us. Isn't it?
Bart Simpson: Yes!
Sideshow Bob: You can run, but you can't hide! (Sinister Laughter)
Mayor Quimby: Everyone, to the Imagination Bus!
Waldorf: Wow, look at 'em run!
Statler: I just hope they don't die on stage tonight!
Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)
Man: Let's just leave already. I was hoping the good characters would win.
Woman: Me too.
(The audience leaves.)
Man: That bat was wearing glasses!
Little Girl: These old men are making me uncomfortable.
Elderly Man: My leg...
Waldorf: Yeah! Get out, all of you!
Statler: We don't need these dorks anyway!
Waldorf: I can tell you, they're trash-eating stink-bags!
Statler and Waldorf: (laughing)
Man: We heard that!
TTG Robin: Where did everyone go?
TTG Beast Boy: It looks like they went way out there!
TTG Robin: Titans! Let's go!
(The TTG Titans run out of the concert hall and they all see the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all good characters board in the Imagination Bus. Leela is preparing to drive the bus as she shifts gears.)
Leela: Alright, fasten your seat belts everyone! This is gonna be rough!
(she floors it, everyone is knocked from the force)
Bender: What seat belt?
Lollipop King: Leela, drive through the Forbidden Forest! And be on a lookout for evil characters!
(The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all good characters all rode to the Forbidden Forest. The evil characters disappeared.)
Stan: Ha ha! I think we lost them!
Everyone: (cheering)
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
(The Green Goblin, Vulture, Cy-Bugs, Ridley, Electro, Metal Sonic, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dr. Robotnik, Koopalings, and Man-Bat are seen flying chasing them. Rolf is riding on his pig, Wilfred, Kevin is riding his bicycle, and Nazz is roller skating with Jonny and Plank riding on her.)
Chris Griffin: Oh, crap! We got enemies 3:00!
Wendy: D'oh!
Homer Simpson: That's my line!
Nichole: Ay caramba!
Bart Simpson: That's my line!
(Green Goblin cackles evilly as he throws pumpkin bombs at them, but OG Raven uses her shield against them)
Ash: This isn't over yet! Bulbasaur! I choose you!
(Bulbasaur comes out of his pokeball.)
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!
Ash: Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip now!
(Bulbasaur uses Vine Whip on Green Goblin.)
Green Goblin: Ow! Oof! Hey! That's not funny! (He grabs a pumpkin grenade.) Take this!
(He throws it again, but OG Raven uses her sheild again. Just then, the evil characters blocked their way, but the bus turned a hard right. They crash through a building and then through a wall out of the building and trundle down the road.)
(Stan Lee jumps in front of the bus)
Stan Lee: Hey!
Everyone: Stan Lee?!
Stan Lee: I'm back! I don't care if it's a crossover movie. I love cameos!
Kyle and Wendy: Not now, Stan Lee!
Stan: And you have the same name as myself!
(Stan Lee flies off the bus)
Stan Lee: Excelsior!
(The evil characters are still gaining on them.)
Lori Loud: This is literally turning into a wild goose chase!
Morty Smith: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Grampa Simpson: I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!
(The bus, having jumped somehow, lands on the railroad tracks. Metal Sonic chases them at the back of the bus. He gets close and approaches the bus's rear.)
Bart Simpson: Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry.
Morty Smith: (Gasps)
(Metal Sonic has got his hand onto Morty's leg and starts pulling him out.)
Morty Smith: They got me, guys! (he begins to slip out) I'm a goner! Save yourselves! (Morty is so close being dragged out) Don't forget about me! (Morty falls out of the bus) See ya.
Rick Sanchez and the Smith family: Morty!
(Rick and the Smith family each grab an arm and pull him. They painstakingly yank Morty back into the still-moving bus, although Metal Sonic refuses to let go. Suddenly, Morty's leg slips out of Metal Sonic's hand, and the Smiths slip back into the bus, causing them to throw Morty on the radio as it plays the song It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M. At the moment, they reach the ramp of the railroad track and fly out over a brick wall. Metal Sonic crashes into a brick wall. The bus starts sailing as everyone screams. The bus then flies over to a warp pipe, which leads them to a snow level. Robot Santa is on the top of the snowy mountain. He sees the bus pass and flies over and start slamming the vehicle from the left, shaking them and sending them skidding)
Mario and Luigi: Mamma Mia!
(Peter then looks out the window and spots Robot Santa. He hits them again, and the bus once again skids.)
Peter Griffin: Holy crap, it's Santa!
Robot Santa: Ho ho ho! 
(Robot Santa slams the bus the third time, and this time they spin in circles. The bus goes off a pile of snow and acts like a ramp. The bus leaps into the air and slips upside down. Haley Smith turns green, and Bender gripped the safety rail as he was thrown out the window. The bus lands on two wheels and continues to drive this way. Bender is on the right side and is forced to run with the bus. The bus turns left and the evil characters are still gaining on them. Leela pushes the reset button on his hand, pulling him inside.)
Bender: Thanks!
Leela: Don't mention it!
(The bus then goes to another warp pipe which leads to a campground.)
Stan Smith: (screams) Does anyone have any bright ideas?!
(Haley Smith is vomiting into a paper bag. The evil characters then reach the bus. Clamps then tears a roof of the bus, and the faces on everyone's enemies leer in.)
Robot Santa: You've all been naughty this year!
Clamps: Prepare to taste my clamps of wrath!
Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart!
Bender: It wasn't me! Fry did it!
Philip J. Fry: In your dreams! It was Leela!
Leela: Hey!
(Bender is about to say something when he sees they are approaching the amusement park.)
Bender: Um, excuse me. I'll be right back.
(Bender leans out the window and grabs on the carousel. Centrifugal force is quick to act on the bus, as the evil characters are pushed away from it. The roof tears off and Sideshow Bob and Robot Mafia fly off.)
Sideshow Bob: You haven't seen the last of me!!!
(He was torn off by the pressure, and he flies off. The pressure on Bender is too great, and he lets go of the carousel as well. The bus flies over the woods and the evil characters watch.)
All Evil Characters: (Sinister laughter)
King Pig: See you later, good characters! (To all evil characters) Okay, Everyone! Follow them!
All Evil Characters: No!
Bowser: God damnit! At least something bad is gonna happen to them. Well I've got a Karaoke party coming and you are wearing THEIR MERCHANDISES?!!!
(The Evil Characters are all wearing good character merchandise. They all take off their t shirts)
Bill Cipher: We should have ourselves a singing contest now!
(The evil characters leave.)
(The words To be continued... Immediately.)
(Screen fades to The Evilland Castle where All The Evil Characters are having a singing competition.)
(Grum is still singing the Crackers and Snacks song.)
King Pig: Ow! My ears! This sounds like a little kid's song!
Grum: Sorry King Pig.
(Grum walks away.)
King Pig: Who's next? How about Tamatoa?
Tamatoa: Oh yeah, it's my time to shine!
Evil Stewie: Shut the hell up, Tamatoa! You're so gay!
(Tamatoa throws a watermelon at Evil Stewie.)
All Evil Characters: (Laughing)
Ursula: That's my man!
(And then the song Shiny begins.)
Tamatoa: Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say listen to your heart? Be who you are on the inside? I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied I'd rather be shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters Beginners Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food And you look like seafood Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demo-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook! (Get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough, Maui man You could try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod >To beat a decapod (look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of These humans who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armor's just not hard enough Maui! Now it's time to kick your heinie Ever seen someone so Shiny Soak it in, cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so Shiny Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as shiny You wish you were nice and shiny
(after the song)
Darth Vader: Ha! Gay!
Grubber: That was so gay!
Tamatoa: That's right everyone! I'm gay!
All Evil Characters: (Cheering) Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!
(Alameda Slim appears as the song Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo begins)
Alameda Slim: Now listen up! There are crooks in this here West Who have claimed to be the best An' I think they wrote the book on how to rustle Well, as good as they may be
Not a one's as good as me An' I barely have to move a single muscle! They call me mean, boys! Depraved and nasty, too And they ain't seen, boys The cruelest thing I do! You See I… Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel! The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised! 'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel, Why, looky how dem people get hypnotized!
Bill: He don't prod
Phil: He don't yell
Gill: Still he drives them doggies well
Brothers: Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL!
Alameda Slim: Yes, if you're lookin' from a bovine point of view I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle Odel-adle-eedle-idle Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! (spoken) Here we go, boys! Five thousand people in the side pocket! (Yodels "William Tell Overture", "Yankee Doodle" and "Beethoven's Ode to Joy") Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odel!
Brothers: …A sound them people truly take to heart!
Alameda Slim: Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-adle-eedle-idle-odel An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art!
Gill: He don't rope,
Bill: Not a chance!
Phil: He just puts 'em in a trance --
Brothers: He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!
Alameda Slim: Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who do Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle Odel-adle-eedle-idle! I got cattle out the ol' wazoo 'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
(after the song)
Guy in the audience: Boo! You stink!
King Pig: That song is also gay!
(The bus crashes down in the middle of the woods. Meg sits up and adjusts the rearview mirror while Chris heaves himself up. Meg then looks back and sees no one behind them.)
Meg Griffin: Ha! We lost them for real!
Chris Griffin: How can you be so certain, Meg?
Meg Griffin: Those SOBs'll never catch us! And nothing can stop us now!
(The bus then slams into a giant rock and tips over.)
Meg Griffin: Except for that...
(The bus then explodes)
Mayor: Is everyone okay?
Lori Loud: I think my butt is literally on backwards.
Lincoln Loud: I don't think so, Lori.
Pinkie Pie: We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crashers ever!
Bart Simpson: We can't let this happen to us!
Lisa Simpson: You tell them, Bart!
(Jeffy poops his diaper.)
Jeffy: I think I just pooped my pants.
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters walk over to Butters.)
Linda Stotch: Butters? Wake up!
(Butters wakes up spitting out water.)
Butters: Where are we?
Stan: We're on shore, Butters!
Mayor: I think while we are all sleeping, Some fish came and took us to the shore.
Cartman: I swear to God we all look like poop!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Ewwwww!
Lana Loud: (laughs) Poop!
Linda Stotch: What's the matter, sweetie?
Butters: I was thinking about The Council of 63. Now let's see, What would The Council of 63 do?
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters start thinking.)
Butters: Anyone have any suggestions?
Capper: They've fight so many Evil Characters everywhere. Saved Good Characters, like me for example. And used the power of imagination to save the day!
Sheila: Eek! A cat!
Kyle: (Laughs neverously) My mom is scared of cats.
Capper: Y'all characters are crazy.
Butters: That's it! We'll go on an adventure to figure out what my party's missing. Who's with me?
TTG Teen Titans: We are!
Patrick Star: Who are you people?!
OG Robin: Great, it's you guys again!
Peter Griffin: You must be Guardians of the Galaxy!
TTG Raven: No, that's a different universe.
Meg Griffin: Uh, Justice League!
TTG Titans: No!
TTG Beast Boy: Yo, Cy. Those people don't know who we are.
TTG Cyborg: Oh, really? Then I think it's time we tell them.
(TTG Cyborg plays the song Go! and then begins)
TTG Teen Titans: Go, Teen Titans, go! T double E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S
TTG Robin: We the real heroes taking on the big menace
TTG Titans: Teen Titans flow! Teen Titans know!
TTG Robin: When there's real trouble baby,
TTG Teen Titans: Teen Titans Go! Go, Teen Titans, go! (4x)
TTG Beast Boy: Beast Boy, can turn straight up into an animal
TTG Cyborg: Animal,
TTG Starfire: animal?
TTG Beast Boy: Yes, any animal Boom, pow! Yep, I'm a kitten now
TTG Robin: Awwww
TTG Beast Boy: Check out my kitten, meow
TTG Starfire: The Star, the fire, the live, the wire The alien princess in my alien attire The energy blaster, supersonic speed
TTG Titans: Is she down with the Titans?
TTG Starfire: Oh the yes, indeed!
TTG Cyborg: Booyah, booyah! Got my cannon blasters Cyborg, woo baby, Mr. High Tech Master
TTG Robin, TTG Beast Boy, TTG Starfire, and TTG Raven: W-W-W-W-What, what?
TTG Cyborg: Mr. Meatball Disaster
TTG Robin, TTG Beast Boy, TTG Starfire, and TTG Raven: W-W-W-W-What, what?
TTG Cyborg: Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
TTG Robin: Sing it with us!
TTG Titans, The Kids and All Good Characters: Teen Teen Titans, the Titans, the Teen Titans (4x)
TTG Robin: Boom with the smoke, bombs and birdarangs Bo staff hitting, steady doin' my thing Robin Robin the leader, Robin Robin in charge
TTG Cyborg: Show 'em your baby hands!
TTG Robin: Nah, Robin Robin's are large
TTG Cyborg: No no no, for real, those are some super small hands.
TTG Robin: No they're not! Whatever, just keep going! Just keep going!
TTG Titans, The Kids and All Good Characters: Go, Teen Titans, go! (4x)
TTG Raven: Raven is here to drop it on you even harder There's no darker than me, Raven's dark as can be Check it, azarath metrion z-zinthos Teleport and magical powers, they adios
TTG Cyborg: One more time!
TTG Titans, The Kids and All Good Characters: Go, Teen Titans, go! (8x)
(after the song, the kids and all good characters are cheering)
Cartman: Alright!
Butters: Teen Titans?
TTG Robin: Yep. We are the Teen Titans!
Robin: Us, too!
Wendy: Hold up. You guys never actually doing anything heroic?
TTG Cyborg: Girl, please! That ain't true! (cut to flashback to the Titans at Burger Splode! in their car) What about that time we discovered that sweet diner? (Titans are eating burgers) And they had their food?
TTG Teen Titans: (overlapping agreeing)
TTG Starfire: Oh, yes. It was most delicious.
Glenn Quagmire: What are you even talking about? That wasn't even a crime and you didn't save anything.
TTG Cyborg: This guy thinks we didn't save anything. We saved room for desert!
TTG Teen Titans: (cheering)
TTG Beast Boy: Oh, yeah! Right in yo face!
TTG Raven: So should we join?
(The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Karen, and all good characters look at each other.)
Butters: Alright, you're in.
TTG Teen Titans: (Cheering)
Butters: Alright. Like as I was saying, we'll go on an adventure to figure out what my party's missing. Who's with me?
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Aye Aye, Butters!
Butters: I can't hear you!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Aye Aye, Butters!
Butters: Great! Let's go!
(So they all start their adventure and the song What Would The Council of 63 Do? begins.)
Stan: What would the Council of 63 do If they were here right now, They'd make a plan And they'd follow through, That's what the Council of 63 do.
Kyle: When the Council of 63 were in the Olympics, Skating for the gold, They did two salchows and a triple lutz While wearing blind folds.
Cartman: When the Council of 63 were in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, Blaze used her magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair.
Wendy and Bebe: So what would Council of 63 do If they were here today? I'm sure they'd kick an ass or two, That's what the Council of 63 do.
Red: I want this life out of me, It has stunted my vocabulary.
Clyde: And I just want my dad To stop fighting everyone
Craig: For Tricia I'll be an activist too,
Craig and Tweek: 'Cause that's what the Council of 63 do.
The Kids: And what would the Council of 63 do? They'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what the Council of 63 do.
(instrumental prelude)
Stan and Kyle: When the Council of 63 traveled through time To the year 3010, They fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
Butters: And when the Council of 63 built the pyramids, They beat up Kublai Khan!
Stan and Token: 'Cause the Council of 63 doesn't take crap...
The Kids: ...from anybody! So let's all get together, And unite to stop our enemies And we'll save our land too, 'Cause that's what the Council of 63 do! And we'll save our land too, 'Cause that's what the Council of 63 do! 'Cause that's what Council of 63 do!
(after the song, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All the Good Characters are walking through a cave.)
Butters: Gee, it's so dark in here.
Luigi: Do you brought a light?
Mario: No.
Cartman: Look guys, I can see all of you! (Laughs) It's a miracle!
(Crystal's ears light up.)
Cartman: Woah! Hey there. Who are you?
Crystal: I'm Crystal.
Cartman: Hi, Crystal!
Crystal: In case you don't know me. I'm Eco's grand niece. Plus I have a cave filled with crystals. Or as I like to Call it, My Beauty Cavern!
Cartman: That's awesome, Crackers!
(Crystal smacks Cartman.)
Crystal: My name is Crystal! Not Crackers or Christmas or Cookie or Clown or Cat or Crap!
(The cave starts to shake.)
Everyone: (Screaming)
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters run from the cave.)
Rarity: I think this is a perfect time for a song! Take it away, Capper!
(And then the song I'm The Friend You Need begins.)
Capper: This town is not a nice place For little fillies all alone There are lots of twists and corners That could lead to the unknown Let me guide your way And I'll be sure to help you through You could really use a friend out here And luckily for you... I'm the friend that you need When you're lost and don't know what to do I'm your pal, your amigo Useful and resourceful, too And my help, you'll concede Is a plus guaranteed You can call and I'll come running Just follow my lead 'Cause I'm the friend you need!
Lincoln Loud: He's a friend
Clyde McBride: Quite a friend
Lincoln and Clyde: He's a friend indeed!
Capper: You need a bud to spot the danger A pal to stop the creep A chum and not a stranger to assist You need a bro who is cunning That can help you take the leap A friend who knows what's lying in the mist Don't fear these darkened alleys They're scary, yes, I know Why, you could use a friend To protect you wherever you go And such a dazzling beauty Covered in dirt and muck But now your fate is changing Now you are in luck 'Cause I'm the friend that you need When you're lost and don't know what to do I'm your pal, your amigo Lookin' out for friends like you And my help, you'll concede Is a plus guaranteed Just call and I'll come running We'll say it's agreed... (to Stan Marsh) Here. Stan Marsh, "My place, twenty minutes." I've got something that will "magically" erase all my debt. (Stan: Huh?) 'Cause I'm the friend you need!
The Kids And All Good Characters: He's a friend
Rarity: Quite a friend!
The Kids and All Good Characters except Butters: He's a friend indeed!
(After the song, The Evil Characters are walking through The Gumdrop Forest.)
Grubber: No sign of Butters here.
Princess Morbucks: Cut the crap, Grubber!
Grum: Hey, Everybody!
All Evil Characters: (Annoyed) Hey, Grum!
Grum: I found the best song on the radio last night. You wanna hear it?
King Pig: No!
(Grum plays The Bunny Do.)
All Evil Characters: (Groaning) (Several cries of "My ears!", "My leg!", "This is painful!" "What is this crap?", Make it stop!".)
(Supreme Leader Snoke destroys the radio with his hands of force)
All Evil Characters: Phew!
Kang: Man, glad that's over.
Kodos: I know. My eardrums are numb.
(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are in Capper's place.)
Capper: Welcome to my little manor.
The Kids and All Good Characters: Whoa!
Sheila: I'm not going near this cat and all the other cats in Imaginationland ever again!
Gary The Snail: Meow?
Sheila: Eek! Except for that snail!
Snowball V: (meows)
Sheila: (shrieks) Simpsons cat!
Crazy Cat Lady: (yelling gibberish)
Sheila: (shrieks) An old lady with cats!
OG Cat Beast Boy and TTG Cat Beast Boy: Meow.
Sheila: (shrieks) Beast Boy!
TTG Beast Boy: (changes back laughing) Works every time!
(Sheila runs into Sonic)
Sonic: Uh, meow?
(Sheila shrieks and Sonic screams)
(Puppy holds Sheila by her hips, legs and stomach)
Puppy (Kiki Panicucci): Sheila! Calm down! They're just cats, or maybe characters who act like cats, nothing else.
(Lily the Cat starts nubbing Sheila's hair lightly)
Lily the Cat: Shh, it's okay, mate. At least you don't have to be scared of me.
Jess from Postman Pat (offscreen): Yeah, me neither.
Mitzi (offscreen): Well, looks like I'm the only one of the cats that Sheilla isn't afraid of me, too.
(Lily the Cat continues to nuzzle Sheila's hair while purring)
(Butters is looking for a book about how to defeat The Evil Characters.)
Cartman: (Off Screen) Thanks for guiding us from that cave.
Capper: (Off Screen) Not as long as this cave has any lions, tigers and bears?
Fluttershy: (Off Screen) Oh my!
Butters: I know my friends would be proud of me for finding a book.
(Butters looks through some books.)
Butters: Nope! Not in here! Hmmm. Too dusty!
(Back in Capper's room, The Kids and All Good Characters are on Capper's bed while an instrumental of the song Do You Remember plays on a record player.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Laughing)
Capper: And then I was all like, "You ain't talking about Evil Characters!"
Everyone: (Laughing)
Kyle: My mom is really scared of cats!
Sheila: I have to use the bathroom! (Runs out of the room)
Lily the Cat: Hey Sheilla! Come back here! Don't run away!
Puppy (Kiki Panicucci): Where do you think you were going?
Luan Loud: She sure is a cat-astrophe! (laughs)
Marie the Rabbit: (briefly laughs) Get it? People who had a fear of cats are losers!
Princess Pottymouth: What a dumb lady. (chuckles)
Pecky the Peacock: UGH! Kyle's mother acted so idiotic and so weird that I shot the air with a toy gun.
Little Miss Contrary: Like, it's not that serious. Trust me, I knew that.
Rarity: Oh, Capper. You're the greatest character ever.
Capper: Thanks. You want some tea?
Wendy: Thank you! (Sips tea) Mmmm!
Stewie: Hey Wendy, I got hwhipped cream on mine.
Wendy: I never knew it... Wait, what did you say?
Stewie: I said hwhipped cream.
Wendy: Don't you mean whipped cream?
Stewie: I did.
Wendy: Say "whipped."
Stewie: Whipped.
Wendy: Now say "whipped cream."
Stewie: Hwhipped cream.
Wendy: Whipped cream.
Stewie: Hwhipped cream.
Wendy: Whipped cream.
Stewie: Hwhippped cream.
Wendy: Whipped cream.
Stewie: Now you're just acting hweird.
Wendy: Oh, come on. That one doesn't even have an H in it.
Stewie: Well, don't be so cru-el.
Spike: Humph!
(Butters comes out of the library with a book.)
Butters: Hey, guys! I found a book about how to defeat The Evil Characters!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Oooh!
Mayor: It's the Great Big Book of Imagination! We've all seen a commercial for this!
(A commercial shows The Great Big Book of Imagination with it's song playing.)
Voiceover: It's... the... Great Big Book of Imagination with everything inside! See the world around you, This book's the perfect guide!
Announcer: The Great Big Book of Imagination! Available now in your local Library.
Bart Simpson: We sure did, Mr. Mayor!
Butters: (Opens book and flips through pages) Now let's see, How to defeat the Evil Characters. (Finds a page) Aha!
Mayor: What does it say, Butters?
Butters: It says here that to defeat the Evil Characters, You have to use the power of... Imagination! (Forms rainbow with his hands)
Mayor: That's right, Butters! Is everyone ready to go to the Evilands to defeat the Evil Characters and celebrate Butter's birthday?
The Kids and All Good Characters: Yeah!
(Cartman farts fire.)
Cartman: Ow! My ass!
Kyle: Here we go again.
(Everyone hears Oogie Boogie laughing.)
Mayor: Do you hear something?
(Lucy Loud appears.)
Lucy Loud: I don't hear anything.
Mayor: (Screams) Oh, Lucy! You scared me!
(Oogie Boogie enters Capper's place.)
Sideshow Mel: Oh, my God! It's Oogie Boogie!
(And then Oogie Boogie's Song begins.)
Oogie Boogie: Well, well, well, what have we here? Krusty the Clown, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared! So you're the one everybody's talkin' about! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy. He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first. When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now Cause I'm the Boogie Man. And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong Cause this may be the last time You hear the Boogie Song Ohhh.
Minion Pigs: Ohhh.
Oogie Boogie: Ohhh.
Bowser's Minions: Ohhh.
Oogie Boogie: Ohhh.
Dr. Eggman's Robots: Ohhh.
Oogie Boogie, Dr. Eggman's Robots, Bowser's Minions, and Minion Pigs: I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man.
Krusty the Clown: Release me now or you must face The dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses
Oogie Boogie: You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drownin' in my tears. It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff
Krusty the Clown: What are you going to do?
Oogie Boogie: I'm going to do the best I can. Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair. It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine.
Krusty the Clown: Release me fast or you'll have to answer for this heinous act!
Oogie Boogie: Oh brother, you're somethin' You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie And you ain't goin' nowhere! (laughs)
(after the song)
Butters: What should we do, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Run!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters run away from Capper's place. Oogie Boogie and the Minion Pigs follow them.)
Mayor: You have the book, Butters?
Butters: Yeah!
Lolipop King: Look! There's something that can help us escape the Evil Characters!
Butters: Everyone, hang on!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters hang on to the windmill. The windmill comes off and rolls through the forest.)
Ike: Wheeeee!
Cartman: I'm gonna be sick! (Covers his mouth)
(The windmill stops and everyone gets off. They are stil running and they landed on a random place.)
Cartman: Bullseye! (Throws up)
Krusty the Clown: Okay everyone, Attack!
Ash: Pikachu, use Electro Ball!
(Pikachu uses Electro Ball on Oogie Boogie and Minion Pigs and it sent them flying through the sky.)
Minion Pig 1: Do we always have to be defeated like this?
Minion Pig 2: Of course we do! Us Evil Characters can be defeated by those stupid Good Characters!
Oogie Boogie and Minion Pigs: We're blasting off again!
(A twinkle flashes from the sky.)
Krusty the Clown: So long, Suckers! (Laughs)
Butters: Now that we defeated Oogie Boogie, Let's put on a show!
Linda Stotch: I'm so proud of you, Butters. And you're not grounded.
Butters: Thanks, mom.
Stephen: And we are very sorry we grounded you son plus you are ungrounded.
Butters Thanks Dad
Mayor: And for our show, We'll have all the Good Characters performing.
Cartman: Come on, Everyone! We've got a show to do! Lights! Camera! Action!
(And then the song One Small Thing begins.)
Pinkie Pie: (as Shelly) Hey, now, don't be sad (as Sheldon) I know we cannot stay (normal voice) But we've got a couple minutes And a little time to play
Princess Skystar: I know you have important things So it's okay, just go
Pinkie Pie: But we can still pick one small, little thing To do with you, y'know! One small thing doesn't seem like a lot One small thing, work with the time you've got Soon, one small thing becomes two After two, perhaps another few Then one small thing is not so small One small thing can be the biggest thing of all
Princess Skystar: All right now, since you're here Let's see what we can do Swim with the flow until you go Together, me and you
Pinkie Pie: I've got necklaces for everyfish So what else do ya got?
Princess Skystar: Well, we could play the bubblefish You'll like this one a lot!
Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: One small thing, it's a good place to start
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Just one small thing)
Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: One small thing, and we don't seem so far apart
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Don't seem apart)
All: Soon, one small thing leads to more It's so much more than there was before Just one small thing, and you will see The start of something big for you and me
Pinkie Pie: One small thing
The Kids: Just one small thing
Princess Skystar: Or a tall thing
All Good Characters: Just one tall thing
Fluttershy: Or a sing thing
The Kids: Just one sing-y thing
Rarity: Or a bling thing
All: Just one bling-y thing
Applejack: A conga thing
All: Yeah, a conga thing
Rainbow Dash: Or a longah thing
All Good Characters: Just one longah thing
Pinkie Pie: A blue thing, true thing, you thing
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Oooh-oooh)
Princess Skystar: A whee thing, sea thing, me thing
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Oooh-oooh-oooh!)
Pinkie Pie and Princess Skystar: So many things and everything until our time is done There's one small thing for each and everyone!
Princess Skystar: One small thing, so much we can create You and me, we started something great It's so amazing, look around At all the happy sights and sounds One small thing is big, it's true You did this all for us I just wish there was one small thing An extra special kind of thing
Princess Skystar, the Kids, and All Good Characters: That we could do for you... One small thing!
(after the song, The Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen applause.)
Sharon Marsh: That was amazing!
Randy Marsh: I almost cried the whole peformance.
Sharon Marsh: Shut up, Randy!
(A timer rings.)
Mayor: All right! That's lunch!
Butters: What?
(Meanwhile at the Evil Castle, King K. Rool is looking through his telescope when he see something coming towards him)
King K. Rool: What the...?
Oogie Boogie: Incoming!
(Oogie crashes into King K. Rool and all evil characters gather round)
King Candy/Turbo: Oh, goodness! What happened?!
Oogie Boogie: That Jewish clown just defeated me and threw us in the air.
Hades: I'm about to rearrange the group. And the one schlmeal, who can louse it up, is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!!!
(Hades' flames burst and everyone dodged his flames except for Pain and Panic.)
(Meanwhile, everyone is at the table as the song We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) begins.)
Everyone: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do! Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!
(everyone cheers as the song ends)
(Cartman is eating his Cheesy Poofs.)
Kyle: Hey, Cartman? Are there any Evil Characters watching us?
Cartman: Nope!
Butters: How can we defeat The Evil Characters, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: I don't know.
(Webster is inside Cartman's Cheesy Poofs.)
Cartman: Eek! A spider!
Webster: Blah blah blah blah blah!
Rubble: Look's like I'm not the only one who's afraid of spiders.
Stan: Wendy? We have to rally everyone.
Wendy: Good idea.
Stan: Okay, everyone. Listen up!
Wendy: If we're going to defeat the evil characters, we are going to be awesome!
Rainbow Dash: These are my kind of characters!
Stan: We're gonna ride The Imagination Balloon to get to The Evilands.
Mayor: Come on, Everyone, Let's get going!
Twilight Sparkle: Guys, this isn't really a good time for a...
(And then the song Time to Be Awesome begins.)
Rainbow Dash: I know the world can get you down
Twilight Sparkle: (face-hoofs) ...song.
Stan: Things don't work out quite the way that you thought Feeling like all your best days are done
Rainbow Dash: Your fears and doubts are all you've got
Stan and Wendy: But there's a light shining deep inside Beneath those fears and doubts, so just squash 'em 
Stan, Wendy, and Rainbow Dash: And let it shine for all the world to see That it is time, yeah, time to be awesome
Ponies: Ah, ah, ah-ah, awesome! It's time to be so awesome! Ah, ah, ah-ah, awesome! It's time to be so awesome!
Captain Calaeno: You've no idea how hard it's been
Ponies: (It's time to be awesome!)
Captain Calaeno: This dull routine we've been forced to do
Rainbow Dash: Don't let them rob you of who you are Be awesome, it's all up to you
Captain Calaeno: I feel the light stirring deep inside It's like a tale still yet to be told
Ponies: (It's time to be awesome!)
Rainbow Dash and Captain Calaeno: And now it's time to break the shackles free And start living like the brave and the bold!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: It's time to be awesome! Let loose, be true, so awesome! It's time to be awesome! Go big, be you, so awesome!
Mullet: We used to soar through the clouds in the skies
Lix Spittle: Elaborate schemes we would love to devise
Boyle: We rescued our treasure and stored it away
Captain Calaeno: Saving those gemstones for a rainy day
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: We see that light filling up our skies
Rainbow Dash: So take the Storm King's orders and toss 'em
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: 'Cause it's the time to let our colors fly
Captain Calaeno: Hey, scallywags, it's time to be awesome!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(instrumental continues)
Captain Calaeno: Come on! Let's show these people how it's done!
(The pirate birds hoist the color sail)
Rainbow Dash: (to Calaeno) Awesome! I knew you had it in ya! And now for the finishing touch! (she takes off in the sky while the kids and all good characters are watching)
Pinkie Pie: Rainboom! Rainboom! Rainboom! Rainboom!
Twilight Sparkle: No-no-no-no-no! No!
Cartman: Oh, yes!
(Rainbow Dash makes a big rainboom in the sky and sprials around the balloon.)
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah! (laughs)
(everyone is amazed at the rainbow, Twilight face-hoofs again.)
(after the song)
Mayor: Great job, everyone. You gave The Imagination Balloon a makeover.
Rainbow Dash: My pleasure, Mr. Mayor.
Cartman: It looks amazing!
Mayor: How about we have a dance party?
Bender: PARTYYYYYY!!!!!
The Kids, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Cheering)
SpongeBob: Hit it, Gary!
Gary the Snail: Meow.
(Gary's shell opens with a record player. So everyone had a dance party on The Imagination Balloon while the song Catchy Song plays in the background.)
Rigby: Come on, Skips! Dance!
Skips: (slaps away Rigby's hand) Don't touch me!
(Stan looks at Wendy who is not dancing.)
Stan: What's the matter, Wendy?
Wendy: (Sighs) My home.
Stan: Why are you thinking about home?
Wendy: Back in South Park, you would see me then you threw up at me.
Stan: Thank God that no longer happened.
Wendy: Yeah.
Bender: (to Stan and Wendy) Hey! Bite my dancing metal ass! Woo hoo! Do the Bender! Do the Bender! You've just messed with Bender's college of party knowledge! Woo-hoo!
Discu Stu: Disco Stu would like to dance with you!
Duffman: Oh, yeah!
Stan: But Wendy? Will you take this dance?
Wendy: (Gasps) Sure!
(Wendy takes Stan's hand and they dance with the rest of the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all the good characters.)
(Meanwhile, TTG Slade is at the airship with Bertram until he notices a rainboom in the distance.)
Bertram: (sees through binoculars) Whoa! Look at that rainbow! Whoa, that's so cool!
TTG Slade: Yeah. Of them to alert us. Funny, though. (to Dr. Eggman) They don't seem to be heading to Black Skull Island.
Dr. Eggman: Like "ha ha" funny or... ha ha...
(TTG Slade pushes Bertram out of the way from the steering wheel and pushes the engine lever, the airship turns around)
Bertram: Hey, what's the big idea of shoving me?!
(Everyone is still partying and dancing, but suddenly the song stops and they hear the alarm, Squabble is squawking while pointing into the distance, they saw the ship approaching)
Mayor: Evil characters! Looks like they found us!
Butters: Oh, hamburgers!
Lily the Cat: Awh, yipes.
Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba!
Muscle Man: Oh, no bro!
Mario and Luigi: Mamma mia!
Bender: Oh, no! We're totally boned!
Bev Gilturtle: Oh no! We've been spotted!
Kirby: Poyo!
Captain Calaeno: Secure the rigging! Lock down the cargo! Everyone, prepare to be boarded!
(Boyle hides everyone below deck, Stan and Wendy are holding each other and holding hands)
Lisa Loud: Oh, my goodness!
Wendy: Stan, I'm scared.
Stan: It's okay, Wendy. I'm here.
Heidi: Oh, no!
Cartman: It's okay, I...
(Heidi runs to Kyle and they hold each other, much to Cartman's chagrin)
Rainbow Dash: Ya think they saw my sonic rainboom?
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Benson: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!
(The ship shoots a harpoon at the balloon and punctures it)
Pirates: (yelling while losing balance)
Everyone: (screaming while piling up each other below deck)
Professor Frink: Glayvin!
Zoidberg: (trilling)
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
(the harpoon hooks the balloon. The ship pulls closer to the balloon while it is pulling with a chain. Bertram, TTG Slade, Ultron, Bowser, Bowser Jr., and Dr. Eggman jump and land on the balloon. Calaeno is shocked by Deathstroke's appearance.)
Captain Calaeno: (whispering) Keep it together, you guys.
(TTG Slade is searching for Butters)
TTG Slade: Where is the birthday boy?
Captain Calaeno: "Birthday boy"? Birth-Day, Birth-Day... Nope. All we're hauling is evil king merchandise.
Squabbles: (squawks)
TTG Slade: You do realize that if you were to shelter fugitives, The evil kings would be quite... explosive.
Captain Calaeno: (gulps)
(everyone is worried)
Butters: (whispering loudly) Guys! We have to do something before they tell them we're here!
Cartman: (whispering loudly) We helped them get their mojo back! They're not gonna give us up!
Rarity: (hyperventilates)
Fluttershy: (shivers)
Applejack: (sighs)
Gary the Snail: (hides in his shell)
Hegdish: (Spots a hammock and sleeps)
Jeffy: (Poops in his diaper)
Bob: Banana!
Kevin: Banana?
Stuart: (speaking in Minion Speak Language) (I want it!)
(Kevin, Bob, and Stuart fight with the banana.)
Gru: Guys, stop it! They're gonna hear us!
Magellan: Come on tail, don't you know about being quiet?
(Magellan's tail hits some barrels.)
Lily Loud: Poo Poo!
(Cartman plays Boom Boom Pow By The Black Eyed Peas.)
Cartman: Sorry, Everyone!
Pinkie Pie: Whoa! (crash!)
(Luan Loud throws a pie in her face, Luna Loud is listening to music with headphones on, Lori Loud and Bobby Santiago are holding each other, Lana Loud is picking her nose, and Plopper the Pig appears as the song Spider-Pig plays in the background)
Butters: (sighs and he sees a shut down button) I've got this!
TTG Slade: Now, I'm gonna count to three, and if you don't tell me where they are, your ship is going down. One...
Butters: Wait for it...
Douglas: Dude! What are you doing?!
Butters: Trust me! When he says "three", hold on really tight. Everyone, hold on to something.
(Everyone holds on to something)
TTG Slade: ...two...
Bowser Jr.: Oh, thith is inteeenth!
Deathstroke: Three!
(Butters hears the signal and pushes the button, the balloon begins falling out of the sky)
Everyone: (screaming)
Bowser: What the heck?!
(Russ Cargill, Bertram, Bowser, and Bowser Jr. flew out the falling balloon. Bowser and Bowser Jr. are in their Koopa Clown Cars, Russ Cargill and Bertram are in their jet packs, and Dr. Eggman is in his Egg Mobile.)
TTG Slade: Well, that's a shame.
Bertram: Indeed.
Lord Voldemort: Shut Up!
Bowser: Let's report the others.
Russ Cargill: (Looks at the audience) You're expecting Silly Songs with Larry to come on right now?
Dr. Eggman: Who are you talking to?
Russ Cargill: No one.
Deathstroke: Come on, let's get!
(they flew back on their ship and on their way back to the castle)
Kyle: Guys, I think they're gone! But where are the Pirates?
Cartman: They're still with us. (To the Pirates) Great job, Guys! (Farts fire) Ow my ass!
Kyle: Here we go again.
Lori Loud: We're literally going to die!
Muscle Man: (squealing)
Pear: (Groans) Thanks a lot Squidward and Archibald!
Bogge: What should we do, Mr. Mayor?
Quagmire: Yeah, Mr. Mayor, what should we do?
Mayor: I don't know!
(Stan notices an emergencies only button)
Wendy: Stan, what are you doing?!
Stan: I'm saving us! (he pushes the button)
(Suddenly a giant balloon turns into a parachute)
Wendy: Wow. Good thinking, Stan.
Stan: That was way too close.
Mayor: You saved us!
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
Everyone: (cheering for Stan)
(Meanwhile, the evil characters are annoyed by Grum singing The Crackers and Snacks song.)
All Evil Characters: Will you shut up?!!!
King Pig: I hate that song!
Plankton: Me too!
(The hyenas are singing along to Grum's song.)
King Pig: Shut the hell up!
(Bowser, Bowser Jr., Russ Cargill, Deathstroke, and Bertram arrive)
King Pig: Guys, you're back!
Dr. Eggman: Yup, we're back alright.
King Pig: So how did it go?
Bertram: I don't know how to say this, but... (whispers in his ear)
King Pig: WHAAAAT??!!! (Throws a fit and then calms down)
(Grubber is looking through the evil characters' plans)
Grubber: I've got it!
(All The Evil Characters walk to Grubber.)
Grubber: We can capture Butters, destroy earth, and Imaginationland!
Mojo Jojo: That's an excellent idea!
Sideshow Bob: Let's do this!
The Joker: I'm in!
Harley Quinn: Me too!
Scarecrow: Count me in.
Bill Cipher: Brilliant plan!
Thanos: (with Sinister Six and Black Order) You can count on us.
(And then the song We Will Stand For Imaginationland begins.)
King Pig: We have waited for this day To send this greedy wolf away Now the imagination is my salvation
Bill Cipher: Gather close in my protection
Evil Kings: We... will... stand for Imaginationland!
King Candy/Turbo: Behold the power of imagination in all its glory No need to fear the vulture at the door
The Storm King: Right here you have me to protect you Within these walls of thorns Forever free, forevermore! They have come into our domain Here to seal ourselves in chains
Bowser: But we have held it for generations This is just a complaction
Evil Kings: We... will... stand for Imaginationland!
King Snorky: Trust in me, this is for their own good Don't be afraid, imagination is our enemy All of this beauty that surrounds us Every lovely bloom designed to defend
King Dedede: Let them come, just let them try! We're not about to say goodbye! This land will be here throughout the ages Written into the history pages
Evil Kings: We... will... stand for Imaginationland!
(After the song, King Candy/Turbo gets devoured by a Cy-Bug, the evil characters gasp in horror, and then he is transformed into a monstrous Cy-Bug abomination off-screen with the evil characters looking amused with his evil laughter)
King Candy/Turbo: Wow! Look at me! I have became the most powerful virus ever! (laughs)
(Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed appear from the shadows as the song Be Prepared (2019) begins)
Scar: (spoken) Butters has always shown too much restraint when it comes to hunting. When I'm king, the mighty will be free to take whatever they want, because a hyena's belly is never full.
Shenzi: (spoken) Butters' far too powerful to challenge...
Scar: Butters is yesterday's message A clapped-out, distracted regime Whose failings undoubtedly pressage The need for a different dream Yes leonine times are a-changing Which means that hyenas must too My vision is clear and wide-ranging And even encompasses you. So prepare for the coup of the century Prepare for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
(the Hyena Clan then appears surrounding the evil characters)
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar: Be prepared, be prepared
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar: Be prepared
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar: Be prepared
Hyena Clan: (Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Scar, Hyena Clan, and All Evil Characters: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
(song ends)
(Meanwhile, The Imagination Balloon is flying through the sky. The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all good characters are watching Rainbow Dash and Captain Calaeno having a sword fight.)
Everyone: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! (Cheering)
Junior Asparagus: Alright!
Stingy: Yeah!
(Butters notices a tree incoming.)
Butters: (Gasps) Guys!
(Everyone hears Butters and run up to him.)
Linda Stotch: What is it, sweetie?
Butters: Tree!
All: (Screaming)
(The Imagination Balloon lands in a tree. The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters climb out of the tree.)
Kyle: Let's do that again!
OG Robin: Or let's not!
Butters: Are you freaking kidding me? The Imagination Balloon fell into a tree? That was terrible!
Stan: But Butters, you were the one who caused all this to happen! We should blame you! (Gasps) Unless... You didn't really want us to show you the best time ever! This is literally the worst idea you've ever done!
(Lori Loud is shocked by Stan's accusation)
Butters: But Stan, I never would have done it, but this isn't South Park! We can't just dance around with wacky, awesome, beautiful and cool characters, go on an adventure to save The Council of 63, have a battle with the evil characters, and go on another random adventure and expect everything to work out! It's not enough. We are not enough!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters look shocked, sad, angry and disappointed while listening to Butters and Stan argue.)
Stan: No, Butters. We stuck together! We were gonna get the help we needed. The only thing that stopped us, was the evil characters.
Butters: No Stan! This isn't about the evil characters! It's all on me. I'm the one celebrating my birthday today. I'm your best friend, Stan.
Stan: But the party's ruined by the evil characters and the Imagination War! Y-you know what? You're the only one who doesn't trust his friends!
Butters: Well, maybe I would've been better off without FRIENDS LIKE YOU!!!
Stan: (horrified and saddened by Butters' words) W-what?! You... you traitor...
(Butters then realized what he just said and the others are flabbergasted after hearing what he just said as well.)
Mayor: What did he say?!
Ned Flanders: Yeah, what did he diddly say?!
Marge Simpson: Something that he'd been better off without... friends like us!
Lois Griffin: Oh... my... God.
Bonnie Swanson: What on earth has he become!?
(Stan sorrowfully walks away from Butters while he tries to apologize to him.)
Butters: (feeling remorseful) Stan, I...
Stan: (choking back tears) "sniff" I just can't talk to you right now.
(Everyone look at each other very nervous)
Mayor: Come on, everybody. Let's all get some sleep.
(The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, all good characters and TTG Teen Titans walk away from Butters)
Cartman: Screw you, Butters!
Nelly: You're on your own, birthday boy.
Craig: (holding hands with Tweek while glaring at Butters in disappointment) We're done with you.
Timmy: Timmy.
Token: It's over, dude.
Bart Simpson: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) Don't have a cow, man. Oh, and you know what? Eat my shorts!
Lori Loud: You literally disgust me!
Leni Loud: Yeah!
Lola Loud: Because of your stupid ideas, we're not participating for your birthday party ANYMORE!
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!
Twilight Sparkle: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) You're just like me when I yelled at Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! What she said!
Lucy Van Pelt: You blockhead!
Lucy Loud: The damage has been done. I know I say that a lot, but this time... I mean it.
Ralph Wiggum: Your friends are leaving.
Gary the Snail: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) Meow.
Marge Simpson: Hmmmm...
Daffy Duck: You're despicable!
Maggie Simpson: (sucks pacifier while glaring at Butters in disappointment)
TTG Starfire: (Gives Butters a hug) Goodbye Butters. Now it's your turn to be the hero.
TTG Robin: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) Such a loser!
Milhouse: Smell ya later!
Benson, Mr. Burns, and Mr. Krabs: You're fired!
Glenn Quagmire: You're pathetic.
Pecky the Peacock: I mean it. You acted this stupid, and please stay away from someone else's property.
Comic Book Guy: Worst argument ever.
Luan Loud: You just broke the unspoken rule: never say something like that to a person without their permission!
Butters: Why didn't you tell me that?
Luan Loud: Because it's unspoken.
Squidward Tentacles: (glaring at Butters in disappointment) You're an idiot.
Bogge: No, Quag! I'm an idiot!
Quagmire: No, Bogge! I'm an idiot!
Nelson Muntz: (punches his stomach) Ha ha!
Grandpa Simpson: Idjot!
Lisa Loud: Shame on you.
Kent Brockman: This just in: You're a simpleton.
Moe Szyslak: If you ever say something like that to a person again, I'm going to... Oh, who am I kidding? You're just a nincompoop!
Lana Loud: (laughs) Poop!
OG Raven: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Bender: Bite my shunning metal ass!
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunselda used to say... "You must be better off alone now."
Butters: But I thought...
Shrek: Yeah, you know what? You thought wrong!
(Brian, Stewie, Jr., Cream, Cheese, Rallo, Meg, and Lisa are watching Butters' friends walk away. They see a remorseful Butters as he walks the other way in shame. They all split up. Stewie, Brian, Jr., Cream, Cheese, Rallo, Meg, and Lisa are looking at each other and they follow him. Butters is sitting alone while storm clouds appear and it begins to rain. And then the song Unforgettable begins)
Voiceover: Unforgettable That's what you are Unforgettable Though near or far Like a song of love that clings to me How the thought of you does things to me Never before Has someone been more Unforgettable In every way, oh And forever more That's how you'll stay That's why, darling, it's incredibleThat someone so unforgettable Thinks that I am Unforgettable, too Unforgettable In every way, oh And forever more That's how you'll stay, oh yeah That's why, darling, it's incredible That someone so unforgettableThinks that I am unforgettable too
(After the song, Brian, Stewie, Jr., Rallo, Cream, Cheese, Meg, and Lisa confront as they approach him being sad.)
Lisa Simpson: Butters? It's okay.
Brian Griffin: You'll figure it out.
Stewie Griffin: Come on, man.
Junior: yeah we'll figure it out
Rallo Tubbs:  We can work this out.
Butters: (crying) No. (crying silently) I can't. I ruined everything. There's no chance to save Imaginationland even my birthday party now (holding back more tears and continues to cry) and it's all my fault. (crying tears of shame) Guys? (he tearfully looks back at Brian, Stewie, Rallo, Jr., Cream, Cheese, Meg, and Lisa, but suddenly he gasps in shock when he sees them being captured by Black Order)
Brian, Stewie, Rallo, Jr., Meg, Cream, and Lisa: (muffled) Butters, look out!
Butters: Guys! (he runs towards them, but suddenly Vulture appeared and pinned him to the ground.)
Vulture: Not so fast!
(Thanos and the Sinister Six appear through the portal)
Thanos: Speak of the devil. If it isn't Butters and his friends.
(Doc Ock uses his tentacles to grab Butters and gets close while he was struggling himself free.)
Doctor Octopus: End of the line, birthday boy.
(Black Order release Brian, Stewie, Jr., Rallo, Meg, Cream, Cheese, and Lisa and captures Butters to the portal with Thanos and the Sinister Six)
Butters: Guys! Help!
Lisa Simpson: Butters, NO!!
(She chases after them with Butters, but it was too late, the portal disappears with Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet.) 
(Butters is in Kings' trap.)
Butters: You stupid bitches! How dare you ruin my birthday party?
King Dedede: Well happy birthday, Butters. Or should I say Happy Death Day! (Sinster laughter)
Bill Cipher: It's time for a song, shall we?
(And then the song Open Up Your Eyes begins.)
King Pig: It's time you learned a lesson It's time that you understand Don't ever count on anybody else in this or any other land
King Dedede: You once hoped for imagination To find a place among your kind But those were the childish wishes Of someone who was blind
King Pig, Bill Cipher, Bowser, Bowser Jr., King Snorky, The Storm King, King Dedede, King K. Rool, and King Candy/Turbo: Open up your eyes See the world from where I stand Me, among the mighty You, caged at my command Open up your eyes Give up your sweet fantasy land It's time to grow up and get wise Come now, little one, open up your eyes
Bill Cipher: We all start out the same With simple naive trust Shielded from the many ways
Bowser: That life's not fair or just But then there comes a moment A simple truth that you must face If you depend on others You'll never find your place
Butters: Please guys, I'm begging you to let me out right now. I need to see my friends.
King Candy/Turbo: Well, too bad so sad. You're with us now! (Sinster laughter)
King Snorky: And as you take that first step upon a path that's all your own You see it all so clearly The best way to survive is all alone
King Pig, Bill Cipher, Bowser, Bowser Jr., King Snorky, The Storm King, King Dedede, King K. Rool, and King Candy/Turbo: Open up your eyes See the world from where I stand Me, among the mighty You, caged at my command Open up your eyes And behold the faded light It's time to grow up and get wise Come now, little one, open up your eyes Open up your eyes!
(After the song, King Pig, Bill Cipher, King Dedede, Bowser, Bowser Jr., King Snorky, The Storm King, King K. Rool, and King Candy/Turbo do a sinster laugh.)
Butters: (Sighs) I'm sorry about yelling at my friends and The Good Characters. I wish they were here right now. (uses the tranquilizer gun and shots butters unconscious.)
Bill Cipher: Yeah, well you should've thought of that before we just captured you.
(Stan comes out of the tent while the kids and all good characters are sleeping as the song Evermore begins)
Stan: I was the one who had it all I was the master of my fate I never needed anybody in my life I learned the truth too late I'll never shake away the pain I close my eyes, but she's still there I let her steal into my melancholy heart It's more than I can bear (Wendy wakes up as she overhears this) Now I know she'll never leave me Even as she runs away She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me Move me, come what may Wasting in my lonely tower Waiting by an open door I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in And be with me for evermore
Wendy: I rage against the trials of love I curse the fading of the light Though I'm already flown so far beyond my reach I'm never out of sight
Stan and Wendy: Now I know you'll never leave me Even as you fade from view You will still inspire me Be a part of everything I do Wasting in my lonely tower Waiting by an open door We'll fool ourselves, you'll walk right in And as the long, long nights begin We'll think of all that might have been Waiting here for evermore
(after the song, Stan and Wendy hold hands)
Wendy: That was really romantic, Stan.
Stan: Yeah, it sure was. I love you.
Wendy: I love you, too, Stan.
Cartman: Hey! You two should kiss!
Stan: Shut up, Cartman!
Bender: Get a room, you two!
(Nearby, the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, all good characters and TTG Teen Titans are sleeping, but they woke up when they hear thunder.)
Stan: Mom! What was that? I think I heard a noise.
Sharon Marsh: Probably just the wind.
Stan: That's what I thought.
Marge Simpson: (snoring)
Homer Simpson: Knock it off.
(they went back to sleep)
Meg Griffin: Oh, my God! They've got him!
Stewie Griffin: Dear, God! What are we going to do?!
Brian Griffin: We must get help!
Lisa Simpson: Great idea!
(they run for help)
(In the Evilland Castle, the portal appears with Thanos, Black Order, and the Sinister Six as they throw Butters in a cage in the dark throne room. and butters wakes up in a POV.)
Butters: (groans) my head Huh Where am I? Why is it so dark in here? Is it part of the surprise party?
Pennywise/It's Voice: No, it isn't. (a laugh is heard)
Butters: Who said that?
Pennywise/It: Pennywise the Dancing Clown!
(Pennywise/It appears as he is dancing in front of Butters as he is watches in horror. He jumps and does his evil laugh at Butters. King Dedede, Escargoon, King K. Rool, King Pig, Bowser, Bowser Jr., The Storm King, King Snorky, King Candy/Turbo now a Cy-Bug, and Bill Cipher arrive.)
King Dedede: (Sinster laughter) Well, well, well. If it isn't the birthday boy without his friends.
Bill Cipher: Did you missed me? Admit it, (in demonic tone) you missed me!
Butters: Oh, my God! It's King Pig, King Dedede, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Escargoon, King Snorky, King K. Rool, King Candy/Turbo, The Storm King, and Bill Cipher! And I'm in The Eviland Castle! Noooo! And King Candy, what happened to you?
King Candy/Turbo: I have became the world's most powerful virus! (laughs)
King Pig: And you're just in time for a musical number.
Butters: Oh great! A song! Make it quick. Maybe we'll hear the song in the deleted scenes.
Bill Cipher: What?! I-- You know, I bet that would be a great idea. Cue the silly song!
Silly Song Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the movie where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Butters: (Gulps) (while the silly song is singing)
(Meanwhile, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are in a forest feeling bad about what Butters said to them.)
Bogge: Don't we always argue, Quag?
Quagmire: Yes we do, Bogge. It's because we're twins.
Lola and Lana Loud: (to Bogge and Quagmire) Us, too.
Sherri and Terri: Us, three.
All: (sigh)
Jimmy: Tim-Tim, r-r-remember we had a cripple fight? It was b-b-badass.
Timmy: Timmy.
Bebe: This whole journey was such a mistake. All we wanted was somebody to help us.
Cartman: Hey, Kyle?
Kyle: Yes, Cartman?
Cartman: Did you think we should all talk about our mistakes?
Kyle: No.
Cartman: (Sighs)
Tolkien: (looking regretful) Ya think, maybe it's time we talk to Butters?
(the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and all good characters looking at each other and are agreeing)
(Token smiles and then hears Brian and Stewie's outcry)
Brian and Stewie: He's! Been! Taken!!!
Wendy: (shocked) What?!
Rallo Tubbs: Butters' been taken!
Brian Griffin: Thanos, Black Order, and the Sinister Six!
Lisa Simpson: And one of them looked like Squidward in Black Order!
Squidward Tentacles: Hey!
Stewie Griffin: They grabbed him!
Brian, Stewie, Jr., and Rallo: And took him through the portal to the castle!
(The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, and all good characters gasp in utter shock)
Linda Stotch: Our son!
Bart Simpson: Ay, caramba!
Mario and Luigi: Mamma mia!
Lily the Cat: Awh, yipes.
Muscle Man: Oh, no bro!
Jeffy: Are they freaking high?
Kirby: Poyo!
Lori Loud: Oh, my gosh! What are we going to do?!
Peter Griffin: There's only one thing we can do: Quick! To the Peterocket! (He goes to the Peterocket, takes off, and crashes) Okay, that was a bad idea.
Wendy: We gotta get him back!
Stan: But how? We'll never catch up!
Glenn Quagmire: And we got no way to defeat those guys!
Joe Swanson: Without any help at all!
Kyle: Yeah! What are we going to do?
Cleveland Brown: Exaclty!
(The Council Of 63 appear.)
Blaze: I've got the best idea ever!
Nick Fury: Looks like you're gonna get the help you needed and that's us!
Shadow: Hmph!
Leni Loud: O-M-Gosh! It's the Council of 9!
Lisa Loud: 63.
Leni Loud: 63!
Luke Skywalker: Yes we are!
(Toretto's Crew appear in their cars)
Popeye: We heard that Butters is captured by The Evil Characters, So we came all the way to help you guys rescue him.
Dora: Why weren't you guys in the big battle?
Glinda the Good Witch: We were watching you guys on TV.
The Kids and All Good Characters: Ahh.
Tempest Shadow: Now don't get too excited. They're talking about us.
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Groans)
Squabbles: (Squacks)
Maggie Muckswell: What should we do?
Hegdish: I agree with Maggie. What should we do?
Mayor: I've got a plan! We'll take the Imagination Baloon to the Eviland Castle to battle the Evil Characters and save Butters. And then we'll celebrate his birthday!
Lori Loud: That is literally the best plan ever!
Everyone: (Agreeing)
Stan: We're coming, Butters!
Lily Loud: Poo Poo!
Twilight Sparkle: Let's do this!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: All for one, And one for all! (Cheering)
Applejack, The Rich Texan, and Sandy Cheeks: Yee Haw!
Maud Pie: (Deadpan) Woo hoo.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
Krusty the Clown: We know just what to do! Hit it!
(A fanfare is heard and the song Topsy Turvy begins.)
Chorus: Come one, come all Leave your looms and milking stools, Coop the hens and pen the mules Come one, come all Close the churches and the schools It's the day for breaking rules Come and join the Feast of...
Krusty the Clown: ...Fools! (laughs) Once a year, we throw a party here in town Once a year, we turn all Springfield upside down Every man's a king and every king's a clown Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day
Luan Loud and Orange: It's the day the devil in us gets released (Good is bad and best is worst and west is east) It's the day we mock the prig and shock the priest (On the day we think the most of those with least) Everything is topsy turvy At the Feast of Fools
Chorus: Topsy Turvy
Krusty the Clown: Everything is upsy-daisy
Chorus: Topsy Turvy
Luan Loud: Everyone is acting crazy
Krusty, Luan, and Orange: Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet That's the way on Topsy Turvy Day
(instrumental break)
Chorus: Topsy Turvy
Krusty the Clown: Beat the drums and blow the trumpets
Chorus: Topsy Turvy
Krusty, Luan, Orange, and Chorus: Join the bums and thieves and strumpets Streaming in from Chartres to Calais
Krusty the Clown: Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy On the sixth of "Januervy"
Krusty, Luan, Orange, and Chorus: All because it's Topsy Turvy Day
Krusty the Clown: Come one, come all Hurry, hurry; here's your chance See the mystery and romance
Luan Loud: Come one, come all See the finest girl in France Make an entrance to entrance Dance la Esmeralda... Dance!
(instrumental break)
Krusty the Clown: Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for Here it is, you know exactly what's in store Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore Now's the time we crown the King of Fools!
Luan Loud: So make a face that's horrible and frightening Make a face as gruesome as a gargoyle's wing
Hugo: (spoken) Hey!
Krusty the Clown: For the face that's ugliest will be the King of Fools. Why?
Chorus: Topsy Turvy
Krusty the Clown: Ugly folks, forget your shyness
Chorus: Topsy Turvy
Luan Loud: You could soon be called "Your Highness"
Chorus: Put your foulest features on display
Krusty, Luan, and Chorus: Be the king of Topsy Turvy Day
(instrumental break as Krusty tells everyone his plan)
Krusty the Clown: Come on! Ev-er-y-bo-dy!
The Kids, All Good Characters, and Chorus: Once a year, we throw a party here in town
Krusty and Luan: Hail to the world!
The Kids, All Good Characters, and Chorus: Once a year, we turn all Springfield upside down
Krusty and Luan: Ha ha! Oh, what a day
The Kids, All Good Characters, and Chorus: Once a year, the ugliest will meet our clown
Krusty and Luan: Girls, give a kiss
The Kids, All Good Characters, and Chorus: Once a year on Topsy Turvy Day
Luan Loud: We've never had a king like this
Krusty, Luan, The Kids, All Good Characters, and Chorus: And it's the day we do the things that we deplore On the other three hundred and sixty-four Once a year, we love to drop in Where the beer is never stopping For the chance to pop some popinjay And pick a king who'll put the top in Top...sy... Tur...vy...
Krusty and Luan: Topsy Turvy Mad and crazy Upsy-daisy Topsy Turvy Day!
(after the song, everyone cheers)
Mayor: Come on, Everyone! To the Imagination Balloon!
(So Everyone goes on The Imagination Balloon.)
Amy Rose: Wow! Are those buttons?
Mayor: Yes, Amy! These buttons are for rescues and special occasions.
Lincoln Loud: Which one should we use?
OG Robin: He's got a point.
Cartman: I know just the button we need!
(Cartman pushes a birthday party button.)
(The Imagination Balloon flies and confetti, streamers, balloons and a birthday banner with the words Happy Birthday, Butters appears.)
All: Wow! Amazing! Cool! Awesome! Excellent! Pretty!
Mayor: Evilland Castle, here we come!
Stan: Help is on the way, Butters!
(Meanwhile back at Evilland Castle, Butters is surrounded by the evil characters)
Butters: Please don't kill me, evil characters!
King Pig: Us? Kill you? Are you serious? Okay, everyone! Get him!
(The Evil Characters shake the cage with Butters feeling dizzy.)
The Evil Characters: (sinister laughter)
Butters: Oh, I'm gonna barf! (Covers mouth)
(Pennywise/It and Valak come close to Butters. They show him their scary teeth in terror, causing Butters to scream in terror. The evil characters laugh again)
Butters: You'll never get away with this!
Deathstroke: Oh, but we already have!
Butters: Oh, yeah? In your dreams, Deadpool!
Deathstroke: I'm not Deadpool!
Evil Stewie: Hello, Butters.
Butters: S-Stewie? What happened to your clothes?
King Pig: Another brilliant scheme! Isn't that right, Harvester Queen and Indominus Rex my ladies?
Harvester Queen: (alien language) It sure was!
(Indominus Rex licks King Pig. Butters and All Evil Characters look disgusted while this happens. Harvester Queen hugs King Pig)
King Dedede: Oh, come on! Is that really necessary?
(Outside the Evilland Castle, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters got off the Imagination Balloon.)
(The Kids and All Good Characters are at the Eviland Castle where some pig guards are standing)
Heidi: How can we distract the guards?
Mayor: Well, Maybe we can trick them into thinking that the spiders are going to eat them!
Cartman: That might be scary!
Kyle: I think we should pretend to poop in their toilets and run off thinking that King Pig did it!
Mayor: Gross!
Stan: Oh! I know! Three words: THX!
(The Kids and All Good Characters glare at Stan.)
Stan: Why is everybody looking at me?
(The lights went out and the gaurd pigs look around and The deep note plays)
Guard Pig 1: What's that sound?
Gaurd Pig 2: I don't know, Probaly the sound of a door opening.
(The deep note goes louder)
Gaurd Pig 1: Oh no! It's getting louder!!!
(The THX logo appears)
Gaurd Pigs: (Screaming)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Laughing)
Stan: How should we get inside the throne room?
Mayor: Looks like we're gonna use something to blast into the castle.
Stan: Like what?
Mayor: I know just what we need!
Pinkie Pie: Leave this to me!
Nick Fury: Okay, everyone! Y'all ready?
Cartman: (Off screen) You bet I am!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters are inside Pinkie Pie's party cannon. Toretto's crew were in their cars)
Pinkie Pie: I'm excited! Who's excited! (Squeals) I've never been so excited!
Nick Fury: Here we go!
Dominic Toretto: We're breaking in, y'all!
The Council of 63: 3! 2! 1!
Luke Hobbs: Pedal to the metal, fellas!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters get blasted out of the party cannon and into the throne room. Toretto's Crew charge their cars to a ramp and crash into the castle)
Everyone: (Screaming)
Lily the Cat: Wheeeee!
(Everyone crashes in the throne room, but Sheila dropped in with a loud crash on the ground from her body weight)
Batley: I meant to do that!
All Evil Characters: (Gasping)
Roman Pearce: Surprise, bitches!
Butters: Guys! You all made it! I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier.
Stan: It's okay, Butters. We forgive you and we're sorry too.
Butters: That's oay everyone and Can someone get me out?
Snowball: Don't worry, you fella. I've got this!
(Snowball eats his carrot fast and turns it into a carrot key. Snowball unlocks Butters from the cage. Karen opens the cage.)
King Pig: What the? They betrayed us!
All Evil Characters: (Gasping)
Bill Cipher: (in demonic tone) They WHAT?!
Plankton: Karen, what are you doing?!
Karen: I'm doing this for your own good, Plankton!
Butters: Stan.
Stan: Butters.
(hugs each other)
Mayor: Welcome to the Good Side, Snowball, Loki, and Karen.
Butters: Thank God, they're not on the evil side.
(Pennywise/IT appears as everyone screams)
Pennywise/IT: No, I'll take him. I'll take all of you! And I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear. Or you just leave us be. I'll take him - only him. Then I will have my long rest, and you will all live to grow and thrive and lead happy lives. Until old age takes you back to the weeds.
Mayor: Well that won't happen. So now we will defeat you and the evil characters, we need a kick-butt theme song! (To Luna Loud) Hit it!
Luna Loud: Got it!
(Luna Loud grabs a radio and plays Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham.)
Mayor: No!
(Luna Loud plays Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.)
Mayor: (Groans)
(Luna Loud plays We Are The Champions.)
Mayor: Absolutey not!
(Luna Loud plays I Will Survive by Demi Lovato)
Mayor: Not quite!
(Luna Loud plays Should I Stay or Should I Go? by The Clash)
Mayor: Too cheesy!
(Luna Loud plays All Star by Smash Mouth)
Shrek: HEY!
(Luna Loud plays The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens)
Timon and Pumbaa: (gasps)
Luna Loud plays Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo, 2 Chainz)
Stewie Griffin: What the duece?
(Luna Loud plays Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65.)
Mayor: This music is filling me with the power of imagination! Let's use it!
​Luna Loud: Okay, bro!
Star-Lord: Showtime, A-holes!
Drax the Destroyer: You already said that!
TTG Robin: (To the audience) Alright everyone! This final battle will contain cheap smoke bombs, Magic spells, Random Characters jumping at you and even an explosion! And it's all gonna be in 3D! Here we go! Start the countdown! 3, 2, 1... Put on your 3D glasses!
Luan Loud: (holding a pacakge) Hey, King Pig! Look what came in the package!
King Pig: Oh, boy! What is it? (he opens it and a boxing glove with a spring on it pops up and punches King Pig) Ow!
Luan Loud: (laughing)
Ash: Charizard, I choose you!
(Charizard come out of his Poke' Ball.)
Charizard: Char!
Ash: Charizard, use Flame Thrower!
(Charizard uses Flame Thrower on Team Rocket.)
Tolkien: Booyah!
Cyborg: Hey! That's my line!
Tolkien: My bad.
(Pinkie Pie throws cupcakes at The Storm King.)
Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Weeeee!
(Twilight Sparkle and Tempest Shadow use their magic to defeat The Storm King.)
(Stan punches a Ginger)
Stan: Woo hoo!
(Kyle kicks a Ginger in the groin)
Kyle: Road House.
Homer Simpson: Hey! That's our line!
Peter Griffin: Yeah!
Stan and Kyle: Woops.
(Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader have a light saber duel.)
Princess Skystar: Shelly! Shelldon! Go get them!
(Flippy is hiding. Flaky walks over to him.)
Flaky: What's the matter, Flippy?
Flippy: My evil side.
Flaky: Your evil side?
Flippy: Yes. Whenever I would hear an explosion, a knife or anything else, I would turn evil and kill you all.
Flaky: Come on and show these Evil Characters how it's done!
(Flippy looks nervous then gets angry. He walks up to The Evil Characters.)
Flippy: Curse you, Evil Characters!
(The Flock uses a slingshot and shoot themselves on The Minion Pigs.)
(Krusty the Clown and Luan Loud are throwing pies at some Storm Troopers.)
Luan Loud: Looks like they're good at keeping occu-pied! (laughs)
Orange: (Babbles tongue)
King Pig: Will you shut the hell up? Release the hounds!
(The hounds attack OG and TTG Beast Boy. They transform into hound dogs and barks at them scaring them away.)
(Sandy karate chops Sideshow Bob.)
Sandy Cheeks: Hi ya!
Sideshow Bob: Ow!
(Ralph Wiggum is fighting The Woodland Critters, Peter Griffin is fighting with Ernie the Giant Chicken, Hulk is fighting with Abomination, Stewie Griffin is fighting with Bertram, Coach Krupt and Lynn Loud are throwing dodgeballs at Bowers Gang)
Lynn Loud: Dutch Oven!
Coach Krupt: BOMBARDMENT!
(Toretto's Crew are ramming into the zombies)
(Snowball is fighting Little Sergei, Fetcher and Nick are throwing eggs at Mrs. Tweedy, Lance Sterling and Walter Beckett fighting with Sergei and Pennywise, Buzz Lightyear is fighting with Emperor Zurg)
(Vanellope von Schweetz is running from a carnotaurus and baryonyx while glitching as the baryonyx attempts to kill her and she is eventually cornered. She glitches just before baryonyx can eat her in one bite.)
Ralph: Are you okay?!
Vanellope: I'm fine.
Nala: Are you with me, lions?
(the lions roar)
Scar: Hyenas, attack!
(the hyenas then fight back Simba, Nala, Rafiki, Zazu, Timon, and Pumbaa)
(The girls, Meg, and Lisa Simpson scream as they crawl back in fear as Cy-Bug King Candy, Pennywise/It, Lizzie, Ralph, Mind Flayer, Demogorgon, Demodogs, and Indoraptor attempt to kill them)
TTG Robin: Two can play at that game! Titans go!
(The TTG Titans attack Pennywise/It, Lizzie, Ralph, Mind Flayer, Demogorgon, Demodogs, and Indoraptor, saving them. However, Indoraptor rips TTG Cyborg's leg off)
TTG Cyborg: (screams) MY LEG! MY ROBOT LEG!
Wendy: Thanks, guys.
Lola: How could we repay you?
TTG Robin: Happy to help.
TTG Raven: Don't mention it.
(TTG Cyborg arrives hopping with his left leg)
TTG Cyborg: Alright, I'm gonna need my right leg back.
Butters: Now it's time to power up! Let's all imagine we're super heroes!
(The Kids, Council of 63 and All Good Characters use the Power of Imagination and transform to super heroes. The kids transform into The Coon & Friends and Freedom Pals. The Mane Six and Spike transform into Power Ponies. The Loud kids and Clyde transform into Full House Gang. SpongeBob and his friends transform into their CGI super hero forms. Bob the Tomato, Junior Asparagus, Mr. Lunt and Petunia Ruhbarb transform into the League of Incredible Vegetables. Larry the Cucumber transforms into Larry Boy. Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Blaze use Chaos Emeralds to turn into their Super transformations. And the Mario bros use fire flowers to be come Fire Mario and Fire Luigi)
All Evil Characters: (Gasping)
King Pig: What is this?
TTG Slade: No, this can't be!
Professor Chaos: It's the power of imagination. It's inside all of us. We can even Make imanginary friends by using that power too. And that's because we got this... Together! (to the evil kings and evil characters) So laugh at us all you want, but we're still going to take all of you down!
King K. Rool: (laughs) With what? One of your stupid songs?
Professor Chaos: (a close up to his face) Exactly!
(and then the song Go! (Battle Remix) begins while the kids, all good characters, and TTG Teen Titans continue to fight against the evil characters)
TTG Titans, the Kids, and All Good Characters: Go, Teen Titans, go! (3x) Go, go, go, go
TTG Beast Boy: (now a hawk) Beast Boy, can turn straight up into an animal
TTG Cyborg, Mosquito, and Tupperware/Mk II:  Animal?
TTG Starfire, Mintberry Crunch, and Human Kite: Animal?
TTG Beast Boy: Yes, any animal! (now a Tyrannosaurus Rex) Boom, pow! (Now a wild cat) Yeah, I'm a kitten now (uses his sonic roar against the evil kings and evil characters)
TTG Robin: Awww
TTG Beast Boy: Check out this kitten, meow
TTG Starfire: The Star, the fire, the live, the wire The alien princess in my alien attire The energy blaster, supersonic speed (she gets trapped in the cage)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Is she down with the Titans? Is she down with Titans? Is she down, is she down?
TTG Starfire: (she broke free with her powers) Oh the yes, indeed!
TTG Cyborg: Booyah, booyah! Got my cannon blasters Cyborg, woo baby, Mr. High Tech Master
TTG Titans and the Kids: W-W-W-W-What, what?
TTG Cyborg: Mr. Meatball Disaster (he shoots giant meatballs at the evil characters)
TTG Titans and the Kids: W-W-W-W-What, what?
TTG Cyborg: Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
TTG Titans, the Kids, and All Good Characters: Teen Teen Titans, the Titans, the Teen Titans (Is she down with the Titans?) (3x)
(an explosion is seen)
TTG Robin: Boom with the smoke, bombs and birdarangs Bo staff hitting, steady doin' my thing Robin Robin the leader, Robin Robin in charge
TTG Cyborg: (his staff transforms into giant robot hands) Show 'em your baby hands!
TTG Robin: Nah, Robin Robin's are large (he smashes on the ground creating a massive shockwave against the evil kings and evil characters)
TTG Raven: Raven is here to drop it on you even harder There's no darker than me, I'm dark as can be Check it, azarath metrion z-zinthos Teleport and magical powers, they adios
Butters: Are you ready, everyone?
TTG Titans, the Kids, and All Good Characters: Teen Teen Titans, the Titans, the Teen Titans (7x) Teen Titans (the kids, Council of 63 and all good characters blast a big ball of energy on the evil characters and sent them blasting off.) GO!
Dr. Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!
King Pig: That song was monumentally dope!
All Evil Characters: We're blasting off again!
(A twinkle flashes from the sky.)
(The Kids, Council of 63 and All Good Characters are lying on the ground.)
Butters: (Gets up) Is everyone okay?
(Everyone gets up.)
Cartman: That was awesome!
Stan: I'm okay.
Kyle: Me too.
Mayor: We won! We Won! Woo Hoo!
Butters: We defeated the Evil Characters and we won! We! Are! These! Heroes!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Cartman: We freaking won? Oh yeah! We won! We Won!
Barry: We won! We freaking won!
(Craig and Tweek Tweek hug each other.)
Applejack, Rich Texan, and Sandy Cheeks: Yee Haw!
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!
Comic Book Guy: Best battle ever!
Mordecai and Rigby: Ohhhhh!
(Smaug appears as the kids and all good characters gasp)
Smaug: This is not over! Someday, we will get our revenge! You will regret this! (he flies away with the creatures on him riding)
(Moment of silence)
(Butters looks at the Council of 63.)
Butters: Are those who I think they are?
Mayor: The Council of 63 saved you, Butters.
Butters: They did?
Mayor: Yep! They did!
Butters: Thanks guys!
Everyone: (Cheering for the Council of 63)
Mario: You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi.
Luigi: That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario. (wheezes)
Everyone: (laughing)
Mayor: (to TTG Titans) And as for you, Titans. You guys are real heroes and you're not just goofsters after all.
TTG Titans: (cheering)
(Everyone cheers and claps for the TTG Titans.)
Lolipop King: (to TTG Titans) Our new friends the Titans!
(The Lollipop gives the TTG Titans medals.)
Chorus: Till we find our place On the path unwinding In the Circle The Circle of Life
Butters: (To the Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75 and All Good Characters) You know, I think we all learned something today. It Doesn't matter if friendship and imagination that helped us defeat the Evil Characters, But the best part is that creatures come in all shapes and sizes. And that is what friends do.
(Everyone gathers for a group hug)
Stan: We love you, Butters. We won't ever let you down again.
Linda Stoch: And down with those scurvy Evil Characters!
Mayor: Yeah!
(The song The Phony Kings of the Evilside begins as everyone begins to dance)
Butters: So uh, What should we do now, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Let's celebrate your birthday back in our home!
Everyone: (Cheering)
(The camera zooms through a window. The storm clouds move over and the sun comes out while a rainbow forms and the screen fades to white.)
(In Imaginationland, the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and all good characters redecorate the town for Butters' birthday. Some are blowing balloons, Some are setting up the food and some are baking a cake.)
(In Butters' house, He is watching everyone redecorating.)
Linda Stotch: (Holding a plate with a slice of cake.) You want some cake?
Butters: Thanks, Mom. (Eating the cake) Mmm. This cake is delicious!
Linda Stotch: I made it just for you, sweetie.
Stephen Stotch: What's with all the decorating outside?
Butters: They're getting ready for my party.
Linda Stotch: They got this together, sweetie.
(Back outside, the song We Got This Together begins.)
Applejack: It's time to show 'em what you've got
Rarity: It's time to go and get things done
Fluttershy: But you don't have to do it on your own
Pinkie Pie: 'Cause you've got friends right here to make it fun
Mane Five: We got this, you got this We got this together
Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
Spike: Whoa!
Rainbow Dash: Sometimes the pressure gets you down And the clouds are dark and grey Just kick them off and let the sun shine through And scary as it seems, more help is on the way 'Cause friends have friends that wanna help out, too
Rainbow Dash and The Kids: We got this, you got this We got this together
The Kids and All Good Characters: It's the Festival of Imagination And we can get it done A festival that they won't forget A party to be proud of A day of games and fun Just you wait and see A magic day in perfect harmony
Fluttershy: You got this
Big Bird: (whistles melody)
Fluttershy and bird whistle: We got this together
Applejack: With friends and family, you are never alone If you need help, we've got your back You can be honest, let your problems be known
Applejack and The Loud Family: 'Cause you got us to pick up the slack We got this
Hulk: Eeyup!
The Loud Family: We got this together
Rarity: Pay attention to the details Every gem even-spaced Make the colors perfect
Spike: Takin' one or two to taste
Rarity: Inside and out, beautiful throughout Generosity is what we're all about
Spike: [mouthful] You got this
Rarity: You got this
Rarity and Spike: We got this together
Twilight Sparkle: Today needs to be perfect, it all comes down to me I don't know if I'm ready For all the things they need me to be I am the Princess of Friendship But that is more than just a crown It's a promise to bring people together And never let anybody down
Pinkie Pie: We've got an awful lot to bake Each person needs a piece of cake Oh, wait! There's something better we can do We're gonna need some more supplies To make a really big surprise She'll be so shocked—she's sure to love it, too! You got this! We got this together!
The Kids and All Good Characters: It's the Festival of Imagination Together we are one A day we will never forget And now everything is ready So when the day is done
Rainbow Dash: The weather
Applejack: The banquet
Rarity: The style
Fluttershy: And music
The Kids and All Good Characters: All will be in perfect harmony!
(after the song)
Mayor: The cake is ready!
(Pinkie Pie's party cannon shoots out confetti and cake.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Screaming)
(The cake comes down one by one covering everyone inside the cake. They then pop out of the cake.)
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
All: (Laughing)
Cartman: (Licks cake) Mmm... Cake.
Homer Simpson: Hey! That's my line!
Luan Loud: Whoa! That sure was a piece of cake. (laughs)
Butters: (Off-screen) What's all that noise?
Mayor: It's Butters! He's coming!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, The Council of 63 and All Good Characters run to Castle Sunshine and went to their hiding spots.)
Mayor: Quick, Everybody! Hide!
(Everyone hides. The lights went off.)
Muscle Man: (undresses himself in the darkness) Whoooooo! He is gonna be so surprised when he comes and sees us totally naked!
Benson: It's not that kind of party, Muscle Man.
Muscle Man: Ohhhh! Don't turn on the lights!
(Butters enters the dark room holding a flashlight.)
Butters: Gee, it's so dark in here. Hello? Guys? Everyone? I guess I'll just celebrate on my own.
(Butters turns on the lights and everyone jumps out of their hiding spots.)
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: Surprise!!!!!!
Butters: (screams) Woah! You surprised me.
Mayor: We told you it would be the best party ever! We made the cake, Blew up the balloons, And we have streamers too.
(Lola is playing with the streamers.)
Cartman: What's a party without your friends?
Pinkie Pie: Hey! That reminds me. Let's get this party started!
(And then the song Be Our Guest (2017 version) begins.)
Mayor: You know what to sing when it's someone's birthday don't you? We sing...
All Good Characters: The Imaginationland Birthday Song!
Mayor: (To the audience) Do you know the words to this song? If you don't then it goes like this. (Claps hands and a spotlight shines on Butters)
(Lollipop King Gives Butters a medal)
Butters: What's happening? Woah!
(The Mane 6 put Butters on a chair and Lumiere appears.)
Lumiere: Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your birthday
Simpson Family: Be our guest, Be our guest! Put our service to the test
Spike: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest
Lumière: Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing, they can dance
Fluttershy: After all, sir, this is France And a dinner here is never second best
Mane Six: Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll
Lumiere: Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest! Beef ragout Cheese soufflé Pie and pudding, en flambé
Cutie Mark Crusaders: We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret!
Brian and Stewie: You're alone And you're scared But the banquet's all prepared
Moe Szyslak: No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining
Lumiere: We tell jokes! I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks!
The Kids and All Good Characters: And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet
Lumière: Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest!
The Kids and All Good Characters: Be our guest! Be our guest!
Mr. Smithers: Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Lumiere: Ah, those good old days when we were useful —Eh, Cogsworth? Suddenly those good old days are gone
Meg Griffin and Rarity: Too long, we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Peter Griffin: Most days, we just lay around the castle Flabby, fat, and lazy You walked in and oops-a-daisy
Mrs. Potts: It's a guest! It's a guest! Sake's alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert, she'll want tea And my dear, that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoein' I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm, piping hot Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot Clean it up! We want the company impressed! We've got a lot to do Is it one lump or two? For you, our guest!
Lumière, the Kids, and All Good Characters: He's our guest!
Mrs. Potts: He's our guest!
Cogsworth, the Kids, and All Good Characters: He's our guest!
Plumette, the Kids, and All good Characters: Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request It's been years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed
Lumière, the Kids, and All Good Characters: With your meal, with your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you, we'll keep going
Cogsworth, the Kids, and All Good Characters: Course by
Lumière, the Kids, and All Good Characters: Course! One by one 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight, you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest! Yeah!
(After the song)
Butters: Thanks, everybody.
All Good Characters: (Talking in exciment)
TTG Starfire: Happy the birthday!
Rick: Songbird Serenade? Is that (belches) really her?
Morty: Yes, that's her.
(Songbird Serenade, followed by two unicorn bodygaurds enter Castle Sunshine.)
Songbird Serenade: Hiya! I'm looking for the birthday boy?
(Photo Finnish takes pictures of Songbird as she does diffrent poses while the Good Characters talk overlapingly.)
Songbird Serenade: I'm going to perform at the party tonight.
Butters: Oh my God! It's Sia! Please sign my autograph!
Mayor: (Laughs) No she's not. This is Songbird Serenade. She is Imagintionland's biggest pop star. And she looks like Sia as a pony.
Butters: Oh! Now I get it! (to Songbird Serenade) Songbird! My name is Butters! I believe you found the birthday boy and he's right here!
(A cake splatters on Songbird's dress)
Everyone: (Gasping)
Unicorn bodygaurd 1: (Talking through microphone) You have visual on buttercream?
Unicorn bodygaurd 2: (Talking through microphone) Visual confirmed, go for clean up. (Wipes frosting off Songbird's dress)
Cartman: Sing one of your songs!
Mayor: Here are your presents.
Butters: Oh, my God! Look at all these presents!
(Butters opens all the birthday presents. One has a water squirter, Another one has a Terrence and Phillip Complete Series DVD. Another has a Itchy and Scratchy DVD from Bart and Lisa. And another has a basketball from Lynn Loud.)
Butters: I love these toys!
Mayor: That's why everyone brought these for you. Alright! Time for cake!
(Everyone gathers around the birthday cake.)
Mayor: Make a wish, Butters.
Butters: I wish that everyone on earth and Imaginationland celebrate my birthday. (Blows out candle)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Butters: This was the best birthday ever. Group hug!
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters hug Butters.)
Mayor: And remember, Whenever you imagine to be real, It's real.
Luna Loud: And (singing) music is worth living for!
Squidward Tentacles: Who wants to hear me play my clarinet?
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, All Good Characters and TTG Teen Titans: (Overlapping) No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
(As Squidward is about to play his clarinet, Lisa Simpson plays her saxophone perfectly, much to everyone's relief.)
(Outside Castle Sunshine, the sun sets and becomes nighttime.)
(An owl hooting can be heard in the background.)
(Everyone heads outside at the stage.)
(Everyone is looking at the stage. Mordecai and Rigby enter the stage.)
Mordecai: Good evening, everyone. Now to celebrate Butter's birthday, Rigby and I created a special song for him. You ready, Dude?
Rigby: Hell yeah I am!
(Mordecai and Rigby start singing the song Celebratin' Your Birthday.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Today's gonna be a-ok Cause we're Celebratin' your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday! Today's gonna be a-ok Cause we're Celebratin' your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday!
Rigby: Come on, Everyone! Join in!
Mordecai, Rigby, The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: Today's gonna be a-ok Cause we're Celebratin' your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday! Today's gonna be a-ok cause we're Celebratin' your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' Your birthday! (Dr. Teeth and The Eletric Mayhem start playing their intsatrments.) Today's gonna be a-ok cause we're Celebratin' your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' Your birthday! Today's gonna be a-ok cause we're Celebratin' your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday!
(After the song, Everyone cheers.)
(Mordecai and Rigby exit the stage.)
Lincoln Loud: (Speaking over the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Pauline!
(Everyone cheers for Pauline)
Pauline: Hello everyone! Are you ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Pauline: (to the band) Hit it!
(And then the song Jump Up, Super Star! begins and everyone starts dancing.)
Pauline: Here we go, off the rails Don't you know it's time to raise our sails It's freedom like you never knew Don't need bags, or a pass Say the word I'll be there in a flash You could say my hat is off to you Oh we can zoom All the way to the moon
From this great wide wacky world Jump with me, grab coins with me Oh yeah! It's time to jump up in the air (Jump up in the air) Jump up, don't be scared (Jump up, don't be scared) Jump up and your cares will soar away And if the dark clouds start to swirl (Dark clouds start to swirl) Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause I'll be your 1UP girl So let's all jump up super high (Jump up super high) High up in the sky (High up in the sky) There's no power-up like dancing You know that you're my superstar (You're my superstar) No one else can take me this far I'm flipping the switch Get ready for this Oh, let's do the odyssey Odyssey, ya see! (x7) Odyssey, odyssey! Spin the wheel, take a chance Every journey starts a new romance A new world's calling out to you Take a turn, off the path Find a new addition to the cast You know that any captain needs a crew Take it in stride As you move side to side They're just different points of view Jump with me, grab coins with me Oh yeah! Come on and jump up in the air (Jump up in the air) Jump without a care (Jump without a care) Jump up 'cause you know that I'll be there And if you find you're short on joy (Find you're short on joy) Don't fret, just don't forget that You're still our 1UP boy So go on straighten up your cap (Straighten up your cap) Let your toes begin to tap (Toes begin to tap) This rhythm is a power 'shroom Don't forget you're the superstar (You're the superstar) No one else can make it this far Put a comb through that 'state Now you've got panache Oh, let's do the odyssey It's time to jump up in the air (Jump up in the air) Jump up, don't be scared (Jump up, don't be scared) Jump up and your cares will soar away And if the dark clouds start to swirl (Dark clouds start to swirl) Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause I'll be your 1UP girl Now listen all you boys and girls (All you boys and girls) All around the world (All around the world) Don't be afraid to get up and move You know that we're all superstars (We're all superstars) We're the ones who made it this far Put a smile on that face There's no time to waste So, let's do the odyssey
(After the song, everyone cheers for Pauline)
Pauline: Thank you, everyone! Now here's a peformance from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!
(Luna Loud, Otto Man, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem play the song I'm Still Standing by Elton John.)
(Verse 1)
Dr. Teeth: You could never know what it's like Your blood, like a winter, freezes just like ice And there's a cold and lonely light that shines from you
Luna Loud: You will wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use And did you think this fool could never win? Well look at me, I'm a-coming back again
Otto Man: I got a taste of love in a simple way And if you need to know why I'm still standing
You just fade away
Everyone: And don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did? Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid And I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
(Verse 2, music starts up as everyone starts dancing)
Luna Loud: Once, I never coulda hoped to win
You started down the road, leaving me again
Dr. Teeth: The threats you made were meant to cut me down
Otto Man: And if our love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: You know I'm still standing better than I ever did Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: You know I'm still standing better than I ever did Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dr. Teeth, Luna Loud, and Otto Man: I'm still standing
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah
(After the song, Everyone cheers for Luna Loud, Otto Man, and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.)
Butters: That was awesome!
(Spike comes on stage wearing sunglasses and holding a microphone)
Spike: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a little... Songbird Serenade!
(Everyone cheers for Songbird)
Songbird Serenade: And now, to celebrate the fact that we're all still here in one piece, give it up for the birthday boy, Butters and his friends!
(Everyone cheers for the kids.)
Linda Stotch: I'm so proud of you, sweetie.
Joe Swanson: All right! Way to go, guys!
(Bender and Photo Finish take pictures of Songbird Serenade and the kids.)
Hulk, Larry the Lobster, and Bulk Biceps: YEAH!!!!!
Muscle Man: (spins his shirt) Whoo!
Phillip J. Fry: We love you, Songbird!
OG Titans and TTG Titans: (cheering)
(Prehistoric animals and mythologic creatures roaring)
(Songbird Serenade then performs her hit song Rainbow.)
Songbird Serenade: I know you, you're a special one Some see crazy where I see love You fall so low but shoot so high Big dreamers shoot for open sky So much life in those open eyes So much depth, you look for the light But when your wounds open, you will cry You'll cry out now and you'll question why I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out I am here and I see your pain Through the storms, through the clouds, the rain I'm telling you you can not escape You can do it, just feel, baby I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out Here comes the sun smiling down Here comes the sun smiling down Here comes the sun smiling down Smiling down I can see a rainbow In your tears as they fall on down I can see your soul grow Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out I can see a rainbow (Here comes the sun) In your tears as they fall on down
I can see your soul grow (Here comes the sun) Through the pain as they hit the ground I can see a rainbow (Here comes the sun) In your tears as the sun comes out As the sun comes out
(after the song, everyone cheers for Songbird Serenade.)
Mayor: All right! Woo Hoo!
(The Mayor looks at Butters who is sad.)
Mayor: What's the matter, Butters?
Butters: I don't wanna leave Imaginationland, Mr. Mayor.
Mayor: Well I think you and your friends don't wanna leave either. But here's the good news. (Whispers into Butters's ear.) You're staying in Imaginationland with us.
The Kids: (Cheering)
Butters: Really? Thanks, Mayor!
(The Mayor comes on stage and whispers into Songbird Serenade's ear.)
Songbird Serenade: What's that? Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, Butters and his friends are staying with us now!
Butters and his friends: (Cheering)
(The Good Characters start cheering as well)
Cartman: Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Twilight Sparkle: Woo-hoo! (Laughs)
Mr. Krabs: Welcome aboard!
Mayor: I got just the thing! (he takes South Park in which it disappears and reappears in Imaginationland, making it South Park/Imaginationland where the other characters from South Park appear)
Leni Loud: O-M-Gosh! There's more people coming!
Mr. Garrison: Huh?
Jimbo Kern: Where are we? And who the hell are you guys?
Mayor: Us? We're the Good Characters!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: Welcome to South Park/Imaginationland!
The Kids: (cheering)
Mayor: Oh! By the way, I've got something for you, Butters!
Butters: Really?
(The Mayor hands Butters a journal.)
Mayor: This is the Imagination Journal. This is where you write about the lessons we'll teach you.
Butters: Wow! Thanks, Mr. Mayor! Yahoo! (Jumps up to the night sky)
Mayor: I've got one last surprise for you, Butters!
Butters: Really?
Mayor: Just close your eyes and we'll show you.
(The Mayor puts a blindfold on Butters and The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 75, South Park Citizens, All Good Characters and TTG Teen Titans walk to a treehouse that is in Butters' backyard at his house.)
Mayor: (Takes off blindfold) Okay! Now!
Butters: Wow! My own treehouse! Now I can invite my friends over to play games, Watch TV and maybe have a sleepover! 
Stan: Woohoo!
Homer Simpson: That's my line!
(The TTG Teen Titans walk to the mayor.)
TTG Robin: Mayor? Can we stay in Imaginationland?
Mayor: Alright. You can stay.
TTG Teen Titans: (Cheering)
(Fireworks start blasting off from the sky as The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, South Park Characters, Council of 63 and All Good Characters watch.)
(Wendy kisses Stan, then he blushes and looks at her)
Wendy: You're too kind, Stan.
Stan: Really?
Wendy: Yes.
(they hug together)
(Heidi kisses Kyle as he blushes)
Wayne: I'm so glad that I get to stay in Imaginationland with you, Butters.
Butters: I know! I can't wait to see what adventures we'll go on.
(The Mayor is on stage playing the piano.)
Discord: Oh! How enchanting! A finale!
(And then the song Life's a Happy Song (Finale) begins.)
Homer Simpson: Everything is great
Lisa Simpson: Everything is grand
Butters: We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hands
Peter Griffin: Everything is perfect
Meg Griffin: It's falling into place
Mr. Krabs: I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
Mane 6, Spike, Capper, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, Pirates, and Ponies: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
Butters: Everything is great we'll live happily ever after
Lana Loud: And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift
Lola Loud: Laughter
TTG Beast Boy and TTG Cyborg: The movie's almost over, it's time to say so long!
Mr. Burns: Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song!
The Casandres: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
Statler and Waldorf (spoken): We're happier if you don't sing ah ha ha ha
The Female Kids and All Female Good Characters: We've got everything that we need. We can be whatever we want to be
The Male Kids and All Male Characters: Nothing we can't do
TTG Robin: The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you and you and you and... well, all of you! Yeah!
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63, Songbird Serenade, and All Good Characters: La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la We've got everything that we need we can be whatever we want to be nothing we can't do the skies are blue when it's me and you and you life's a happy song
Bobo the Bear: When there's someone by your side to sing
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63, Songbird Serenade, and All Good Characters: Life's a happy song
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63, Songbird Serenade, and All Good Characters: Life's a happy song when there's someone (someone, someone) by your side (side) to sing along!
(SpongeBob plays a solo on his nose like a flute and so does Luna Loud with her electric guitar. The camera zooms up to the nighttime sky. More fireworks blast off into the sky. The camera zooms down to show Tempest Shadow creating the fireworks using her horn.)
Cartman: Wow! Nice touch, Tempest!
Tempest Shadow: Uh, My name isn't Tempest. But do you wanna know what my real name is?
Cartman: What is it?
(The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, South Park citizens, Council of 63 and All Good Characters walk up to Tempest.)
Tempest Shadow: (Whispering into Cartman's ear) It's Fizzlepop Berrytwist.
Everyone: (Gasping)
Cartman: Oh my God! Okay but that is the most awesomeness name... Ever!!!
(Moment of silence)
Stan: What's wrong with her horn?
(Mordecai punches Stan)
Stan: Ow!
Mordecai: Hmph, hmph, hmph!
(The scene irises out to black and the movie ends. Bender appears in the closing transition)
Bender: Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!
Porky Pig: Hey! That's m-m-m-my line!
(Bender comes out of the closing transition. The end credits begin to roll, but is interrupted by TTG Robin.) 
TTG Robin: And expanding on that thought, we should never forget that--
Wendy: Uh, dude? Why are you still talking?
TTG Robin: I am simply trying to highlight the lesson we all learned.
Stan: No one wants to hear that, man.
Kyle: Dude, the movie's wrapping up. People are trying to get out of here.
TTG Robin: But I need to say my important take away message from this experience! You know something the kids could talk to their parents about it on the drive home.
The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, South Park citizens, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: (chanting) Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits! Credits!
Butters: I am sorry this filmed, Robin. But this is not that type of movie. (to the camera) Cue the credits!
TTG Robin: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! (he uses a grappling hook towards and comes close to the camera) Kids, ask your parents where babies come from!
(The end credits begin to roll as the songs Best Day, I See Love, Live It Up, No Better Feelin, and Off To See the World begin.)
(Best Day)
Voiceover: Hey you This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life Uh, I took a walk this mornin' The sun was shinin' for me It got me feelin' like oh, oh, oh, oh-ooh The sky is lookin' so blue So I do what I want to I'm feelin' myself like oh, oh, oh, oh-ooh I'm feelin' so nice I ain't got no negative energy High fives and good vibes Wrote this one for all my friends And enemies Hey you This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life Go live it up, hey Oh, I tell them it's my birthday Who doesn't want that free cake? Let's celebrate like oh, oh, oh, oh-ooh I'm dancing in my foyer 'Cause I'm my own employer Why don't you all come over, yeah? I'm feelin' so nice I ain't got no negative energy High fives and good vibes Wrote this one for all my friends And enemies Hey you This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life Go live it up La-la-la, la-la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la-la This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life (hey) This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life (yeah) This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life (oh) This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life (yeah, oh) This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life This is gonna be the best day of your life, of your life, of your life
(I See Love)
Voiceover: This is such a perfect place I'm glad I found this with you Our love reflected in your face Only Heaven can beat this view Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd Into the light as the night's comin' down I'm double-tappin', I'm focusin' now We're focusin' now I see love I see love around me From a river to a flood I see love around me (love around me) All of you, helped me find my heart I didn't even know my name Then I was blinded by the dark My eyes will never look the same Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd Into the light as the night's comin' down I'm double-tappin', I'm focusin' now We're focusin' now I see love I see love around me From a river to a flood I see love around me (love around me) I see love I see love From a river to a flood I see love around me (love around me) Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd Into the light as the night's comin' down I'm double-tappin', I'm focusin' now We're focusin' now I see love I see love around me From a river to a flood I see love around me (love around me) I see love I see love From a river to a flood I see love around me I see love
(A post credits scene shows The TTG Titans giving the kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, South Park citizens and all good characters a tour of Titans Tower which was renovated.)
TTG Robin: Welcome to Titans Tower!
Everyone: Woah!
TTG Beast Boy: This is the living room. It's where we usually hang out and eat food and watch movies.
(The kids, parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, South Park citizens, all good characters and TTG Titans sit on the couch.)
Stan: Hey guys! Let's watch Itchy and Scratchy!
(Everyone agrees and Stan turns on the TV. While the show plays, everyone laughs.)
TTG Beast Boy: (Laughing) This show is so funny!
Butters: Um, guys? I think we should continue the credits.
Mayor: Great idea, Butters!
(Live It Up)
Voiceover: (Lets Live It Up, Lets Live It Up, Lets Live It Up, Lets Live It Up) Lead the way, and lets get it started, Seize the day, and reach for the sky, Carry on, 'cause those broken hearted days are gone, So wave good bye, We're gonna blow up because we've got nothing to lose, We're gonna rise up above when we've break all the rules, We're gonna re-write the book 'cause its long over-due, Tear up the script this is in 'cause its all up to you! Because tomorrow, will show up on time, Its gonna follow, the night of your life, You know, tomorrow, begins when you say- 'Tomorrow is on it's way, so lets live it up today!' Lets live it up today! Pack your bags, adventure is waiting, Gonna have, the ride of your life, Smile wide, 'cause theres no debating, It feels so right, so hold on tight! We're gonna blow up because we've got nothing to lose, We're gonna rise up above when we've break all the rules, We're gonna re-write the book 'cause its long over-due, Tear up the script this is in 'cause its all up to you! Because tomorrow, will show up on time, Its gonna follow, the night of your life, You know, tomorrow, begins when you say-'Tomorrow is on it's way, so lets live it up today!' Today, lets live it up, lets live it up, today-ay-ay, Lets live it up today! Because tomorrow, will show up on time, Its gonna follow, the night of your life, You know, tomorrow, begins when you say- 'Tomorrow is on it's way, so lets live it up today!' Tomorrow, will show up on time, Its gonna follow, the night of your life, You know, tomorrow, begins when you say- 'Tomorrow is on it's way, so lets live it up today!' Lets live it up today-ay-ay, Lets live it up today, Lets live it up today, We're gonna live it up today!
(No Better Feelin)
Voiceover: You know that we light up the night So nothing is black and white 'Cause everything I do Is always technicolor with you And I know oh oh that you got my back Don't you know oh oh I got chu like that I could fly when you by my side When you by my side Ain't no better feelin' Ain't no better feelin' Yeah you the reason I could feel the stars right up in my heart Ain't no better feelin' You're the magic in the galaxy Bringing out the best in me Shining like a diamond sun Is what you do for everyone And I know oh oh that you got my back Don't you know oh oh I got chu like that I could fly when you by my side When you by my side Ain't no better feelin' Ain't no better feelin' Yeah you the reason I could feel the stars right up in my heart Ain't no better feelin' Ain't no better feelin' Ain't no better feelin' Yeah you the reason I could feel the stars right up in my heart Ain't no better feelin'
(Off To See the World)
Voiceover: So, we wanna stay But can't find peace while sittin' still I guess we never will We're on the way We won't hurry back again The journey is the end (oh) I love this very moment We're speedin' up, not slowin' We might know we can't win But we're dumb enough to try We're going, there's no maybe That's why they call us crazy And we'll say if anybody asks us "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know We never need to know Seekin' boundaries to break Let's forget the ones we've made So we carry on Don't let good things pass us by The time we're gone will be the best time of our life I love this very moment We're speedin' up, not slowin' We might know we can't win But we're dumb enough to try We're going, there's no maybe That's why they call us crazy And we'll say if anybody asks us "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know So go tell 'em we won't stop We know they can't change us We're gonna go way off the map To get ourselves back on the track Go tell 'em we won't stop We know they can't change us No need to worry so much We do whatever we want (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) "Hey (hey!), where you gonna go?" [clap clap] We're off to see the world We don't need to know (oh) Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Ohhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(In the after-credits scene, King Pig is sitting in the middle of the sea with the evil characters)
King Pig: When I get my hands on you, I will get my revenge! (sinister laughter) Oh, wait. I don't have any hands.
Grum: (singing) I like crackers and snacks! Crackers and snacks! Crackers and--
All Evil Characters: Will you SHUT UP?!!
Bill Cipher: Yeah, Grum! (in a low, demonic tone) YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR WE WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP! (in normal voice) Man, I'm real sick of this song.
King Pig: Me, too.
(The Summertime Song appears)
King Pig: Oh, no! That song!
Bill Cipher: (in a low, demonic tone) SHUT UP!!
(The Summertime Song stops)
King Pig: Thank you.
(Sideshow Bob steps on a rake and hits him. Bob shudders)
(Screen cuts to black and Lincoln Loud, Stewie Griffin, and Deadpool appear)
Lincoln Loud: (to the audience) Hey. You're still here. Hey, the movie's over. You should all go home now. 
Stewie Griffin:  Hi, I'm Stewie Griffin. This movie was a very special movie without any drug use.
Deadpool: But the simple fact is it's no laughing matter. You can visit your local library.
(Hugo pops up)
Hugo: Good night, everybody!
Yakko Warner: (Off-screen) Hey! That's my line!
(Yakko pushes Hugo down off-screen)
Lincoln Loud: Goodbye, everyone.
(they walk away off-screen and Lincoln comes back for a second and looks at the audience again, winks, and disappears off-screen. Brian Griffin appears.)
Brian Griffin: (to the audience) What? I'm tired. It has nothing to do with the fact that it's a crossover movie. What? I can't be tired at 1:00 in the morning? (he barks at them and the screen turns black again.)
(The Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros logos appear.)
(End of Imaginationland 2)
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