Papa Smurf

<tabber>Pepper Smeef=== Papa Smorf ==
<I>"SMURFEEEEEETTTTTTE" -Papa, 2012ish</I>
Papa Smorf, also known as the mental santa smorf, is the leader of Shroom Village. He's about 500-something years old and sometimes he gets sad about that and dyes his beard a disgusting brown color that doesn't match well with his skin tone and it's gross and unnatural every damn time I see it.
== Who allowed this mans to have a love life? ==
=== Smorfette ===
Papa Smorf has a strange obsession with Smorfette and wants to marry and fuck her. This is on full display, especially in "Romeo and Smurfette" aka, the episode that should have never happened. His desire to marry her is especially disturbing when you consider the fact that since she was artificially created, Smorfette is probably a few years old at best.
The 2011 movies attempted to disparage this connection by presenting her as his daughter, but he still breaks into her house the moment she wakes up so it still ends up very creepy.
=== Flowerbell ===
Notably less creepy was the time he tried to get in Flowerbell's skirt. There relationship was somewhat acceptable, the issues laid more in the episode itself than their relationship. Though she does look rather young.
==Trivia==
*He's just Gremlin Gus, but really gross
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