Fartin' Muso Tees

These Hanes-branded T-shirts feature Cartoon Network's beloved 7th-grade musos playing their famous instruments and expelling gas; when the secret button on their heiney is pushed, they let rip, imitating their instrument, then make a smart-alecky wisecrack.
== Madison on Ukulele ==
This shirt is purple with a yellow circle to represent a spotlight; in the spotlight is Madison strumming her famous chartreuse ukulele. When you push on Madison's heiney, she toots like her ukulele, then makes a wisecracking, smart-aleck remark.
=== Her Funny Uke-Toots and Hilarious Remarks ===
# ("Strum-Stinker" fart) Oopsie, excuse my ukulele!
# ("Pluck-Pooter" fart) Not just artsy, but artsy fartsy!
# ("Tune-Tooter" fart) When I toot, I put the art in fart!
# ("Chord-Cutter" fart) Excuse me, I was just adding extra ambience!
# ("Fret-Flarper" fart) My butt's added in some special effects!
# ("Progression Poot" fart) I'm feeling groovy on my uke as I toot!
# ("Plectrum Pfft Pfft" fart) I'm just plain strumming, singing and letting things go!
== Philly on Bass Guitar ==
This shirt is yellow with a white circle to represent a spotlight; in the spotlight is Philly with his famous bass guitar. When you push on Philly's heiney, he toots like his bass guitar, then makes a wisecracking, smart-aleck remark.
=== His Funny Bass Toots and Hilarious Remarks ===
# ("Stringy Strummer" fart) Groovy and radical at the same time!
# ("Bassline Blooper" fart) Whoopsy! Even prodigies make mistakes, you know!
# ("Bassline Butt Bomb" fart) Wow, what an explosive bassline!
# ("Rocking rumbler" fart) My bass and my butt are rocking on!
# ("Groovy gasser" fart) Wowzers, what a rad way to bring on the funk!
# ("Snazzy Squeezer" fart) My butt balloons are as funky as my tunes!
# ("Super Squisher" fart) My toots play the music of the fart!
== Kam on Piano Solo ==
This shirt is purple with a white circle to represent a spotlight; in the spotlight is Kam with his famous piano. When you push on Kam's heiney, he toots like his piano, then makes a smart-alecky wisecrack.
=== His Funny Piano Solo Toots and Smart-Alecky Wisecracks ===
# ("8va explosion" fart) That was me, but I blame the keys!
# ("15ma flarp" fart) Whoops, my butt hit a high note!
# ("Sneaky scaler" fart) Sounds like my tushie's added extra notes into my new song!
# ("Gassy glissando" fart) Just sliding into stardom-a toot at a time!
# ("Damper pedal poot" fart) That was just me, but I blame the pedal!
# ("Boogie-woogie bassline thumper" fart) I'm just grooving along to the jazzy dancing music of the fart!
# ("Jazzy swinger" fart) My butt cheeks are truly be-bopping around today!
# ("Bluesy bopper" fart) Musical comedy is my specialty 'cause I love to make you smile!
# ("Piano bench blooper" fart) My piano bench is too squeaky!
== Kim on Piano Solo ==
This shirt is pink with a white circle to represent a spotlight; in the spotlight is Kim with her brother's famous piano. When you push on Kim's heiney, she toots like her piano, then makes a smart-alecky wisecrack.
=== Her Funny Piano Solo Toots and Smart-Alecky Wisecracks ===
# ("15ma flarper" fart) Oopsie, I hit a flat with my butt!
# ("Stinky scaler" fart) I'm just scaling my way to the top!
# ("Scaly stinker" fart) Such flatulent music I'm making!
# ("Scaly squeaker" fart) That was an eggy embellishment to my melody!
# ("Scaly squeezer" fart) Squeezing out some tunes and squeezing out some gas!
# ("Piano bench butt bomb" fart) Whoopsy, it was the piano!
# ("Jazzy Shuffler" fart) Groove is in the air!
# ("Bluesy Shuffler" fart) Bluesy melodies never sounded this gaseous before!
# ("Pedal poot" fart) That's what I call a radical rear-end resonation!
== Kim and Kam's Piano Duet ==
This shirt is periwinkle with a white circle to represent a spotlight; in the spotlight is Kim and Kam playing a duet on piano. When you push on the piano bench, both twins let rip at once and then they utter a smart-alecky wisecrack in unison.
=== Their Funny Piano Duet Toots and Smart-Alecky Wisecracks ===
# ("Primo poot" fart) We hit high notes from both ends!
# ("Secondo stinker" fart) We've added methane to our melodious masterpiece!
# ("Secondo squeezer" fart) We've squeezed out some ornamental notes for you!
# ("Secondo squeaker" fart) Wow, what a surprisingly squeaky piano-bench poot!
# ("Piano bench butt bass" fart) We've added some backside backups to our song for you!
# ("Piano bench butt balloon" fart) We've added some beautiful butt air to this dazzling duet!
# ("Treble tooter" fart) We've got harmonious flatulence!
# ("Chord cracker" fart) Chords are cool, so are our wisecracks!
# ("Triad twister" fart) That was a totally twisted twist on our bedazzling piano duet!