Raptured

Raptured is an upcoming epic ensemble religious satire comedy film. The film is a humorous spin on the evangelical Rapture and the following Tribulation. The film primarily lampoons the Christian Left Behind Novels by Lim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins. It is marketed as "The most blasphemous film ever made!"
== Plot ==
One day, out of nowhere, a large percentage of the world's population vanishes into thin air, leaving mostly reprobates and morons on the face of the earth. The film follows several people trying to make sense of the new world as a new leader gains power and influence. A group of people come to suspect that what has happened is the prophecised rapture of Jesus Christ's followers and that this man is the anti-christ, the son of the devil, who plans to rule the world.
== Cast ==
* Richard Belzer as Rev. Theodore Burns
A local reverend who struggles to understand why he didn't ascend with everyone else. The local kids call him "Rev. Burns-When-I-Pee".
* Paget Brewster as Barbara Mann
A woman who is haunted by a demonic and foul-mouthed apparition of her aborted baby.
* David Cross St. Durmond
The Pope
* Dana Gould -as Captain Arnold Stern
An airline pilot.
* Penn Jillette -as Damon
The drug-using, womanizing, hedonistic son of the devil, who amasses power after the Rapture.
* Jay Johnston as Dirk Curtis
A former child star and evangelical christian. He is based off Kirk Cameron
* Traci Lords as Goldie
A club dancer.
* Bill Maher as Lucifer B. Satan "Lucy"
The frustrated and overworked Lord of Darkness and ruler of Hell. Is embarrassed by how little his son takes his role as the anti-christ seriously. Maher also serves as an executive producer.
* Larry Miller Doctor Jack Offerman
A Doctor who works at a hospital when the Rapture happens.
* Patton Oswalt as Daniel
A marijuana-smoking slacker who finds out too late that he has accepted the Mark of the Beast.
* Rick Overton as Angelo Brown
The president of the United States
* Andy Richter as Jesus Christ
The son of God and a mellow cannabis smoker.
* Sarah Silverman as Jessica
A horny angel.
* Dave Thomas as Chad Bergis
A TV news anchor whose wife and kids are raptured.
* Mishna Wolf as Sandra Kemp
A reporter.
== Controversies ==
The film has received significant backlash from religious groups, claiming that the film is insulting to the church and to God. It has been banned in several catholic countries.
== Taglines ==
* "They're gone. We're F*cked!"
* "Oh Hell no!"
* "The most blasphemous movie ever made!"
* "We're all going to hell"
== Trivia ==
The cast of the movie previously worked on "Hollywood Hellhouse" which was a satirical version of an evangelical church hellhouse.
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