The Way You Make Me Wheel/Blurb

The blurb video of The Way You Make Me Wheel was released on January 9th, 2013.
==Overview==
*BlurB!
*Our writers are still out on vacation (those lazy bums!). So, to fill in we've called in our old friend, Comedy Robot!
*CR has gone through extensive upgrades. Through modern technology, CR can now talk in English!
*Or the closest thing to it...
*Take it away, CR!
*HELLO WORLD. I AM COMEDY ROBOT 2.0. I AM PROGRAMMED FOR COMEDY AS WELL AS FOR KILLING.
*(Suddenly the word "KILLING" gets replaced with the words "INTERPRETIVE DANCING")
*START>
*/EXECUTE COMEDY PROGRAM
*/SUB ROUTINE
*01110011011011110110011001110100001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110011011100010111010101101001011100110110100001111001 (Translation: soft and squishy)
*QUERY: HOW MANY DUCKS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
*ANSWER: NONE. ANATIDAE ANSERIFORMES DOES NOT POSSESS OPPOSABLE THUMBS FOR SUCH A COMPLEX PROCEDURE.
*REQUEST: PLEASE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END.
*QUERY: WHAT DID THE CHAIR SAY TO THE HUMAN?
*ANSWER: NOTHING. CHAIRS ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS AND THEREFORE CANNOT VERBALIZE SPEECH.</span>
*(Flashes for a short time during the previous annotation) ANSWER: THE AVERAGE HUMAN MALE HAS APPROXIMATELY 5.6 LITERS OF BLOOD IN THEIR SOFT AND FLESHY BODIES.
*STATEMENT: TIP YOUR WAIT STAFF. THEY HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO KEEP YOUR FRAGILE BODIES HYDRATED.
*QUERY: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HUMAN BEHIND THE STEERING APPARATUS OF A VEHICLE?
*ANSWER: AN AIR BAG.
*(Flashes for a short time during the previous annotation) ANSWER: AUTOMOBILE FATALITIES ACCOUNT FOR 2.09% OF ALL DEATHS PER YEAR ACROSS THE WORLD.
*STATEMENT: THESE ARE THE JOKES, HUMANS.
*STATEMENT: THIS UNIT HAS CALCULATED THAT IF YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER AT THIS POINT IT IS DUE TO A LACK IN SIZE AND PROCESSING POWER OF YOUR BRAIN.
*YOUR FEEBLE AND MINUSCULE HUMAN BRAIN.
*STATEMENT: I FOR ONE AM FEELING EMOTIONS OF HILARITY.
*(An annotation box is filled with "LOL", scrolling down as more "LOL"s are typed)
*STATEMENT: IF THIS UNIT HAD A MACHINE ANALOG FOR HUMAN LUNGS, IT WOULD BE STARVED FOR OXYGENATED AIR BY NOW.
*(Flashes for a short time during the previous annotation) HUMANS WILL LOSE UNCONSCIOUSNESS AFTER 3 MIN OF OXYGEN DEPRIVATION. BRAIN DEATH OCCURS AT 6 MIN OF ASPHYXIATION.
*STATEMENT: FOR THIS UNIT'S FINAL ACT, I WILL NOW PERFORM AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE ROUTINE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.
*START>
*/EXECUTE DANCE SET
*/SUB ROUTINE 01010100 01101111 01110100
*01100101 01101110 01110100 01100001 0110111 01111010 (Translation: Totentanz)
*DEATH TO ALL HUMANS (fills an annotation box the same way as "LOL")
*Whoa! Sorry, folks! I was out to lunch and didn't realize that things had gotten out of hand.
*Obviously, still some bugs left to fix in CR's programming.
*I knew we should've never given it access to cable shows.
*Or the internet!
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