Caulk Blocked

"Caulk Blocked", Way to Die #877, is the first death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on June 20, 2012.
== Plot ==
Some Dumb ASS White Girl named Tina gets buttock implants to get the attention of a male rapper named Little Ron who prefers women with big butts (and has dedicated a hit song to those kind of women). However, the surgeon she hired was a fraud, and her "cheek" implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical-grade silicone. The syringe the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into her circulatory system where it clogged her heart and led to cardiac arrest which is what her stupid ASS Gets (get it a butt joke). 
"Big fat booty, big fat booty, booty. I want a butt with girth, that wobbles the earth. I wanna butt so fat that I can hide my cat. (MEOW!) Big fat booty, big fat booty, booty."
"Tina wanted to jump on Little Ron's booty bandwagon. But her butt came up short. So she pumped up its volume, and wound up, butted out. (I wanna shake my butt, my big butt in your face)."
== Interviewees ==
* Dr. Marc Kern - Clinical Psychologist
* Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon