Being Polite

Musical guest - Muse (band)
Guest star - Jack Black, Angelina Jolie and Dustin Hoffman
Act 5 - two audience members (played by Abigail and Spencer Breslin) introduce Muse
== Quotes ==
(cold open, the kids watch TV)
Val Tyler: Mom, Dad, I found a doll with a broken arm
Jeff Campbell: were you the one breaking it?
Gary Thorpe: No, Dad
Jeff Campbell: Well, he's not just lying, there's no doubt about that. Well Gary, I'm afraid your punishment will be six hours in the snake pit. [pushes a button revealing a trap door in the floor] That'll give you time to think about what you've did
Gary Thorpe: Aw, man. [dives in]
Val Tyler: That'll teach him.
Jeff Campbell: and Val, I'm afraid you've earned a day in the fire chamber for tattling on your brother.  [pushes a button and unlocks a steel door with roaring flames behind it]
June: Uch! A doll! How does a boy like that go so wrong?
Henry: Well, they live in a neighborhood
Erica: of course, and the stars of Kung Fu Panda 2 are gonna be guest starring on our show
really?
that’s right, it’s about Po and his Furious Five travelling to Gongmen City to stop the evil peacock Lord Shen from conquering China
[a black woman with a plate full of pancakes appears at the window]
Black Woman: You folks want some pancakes?
Erica: No, thank you. See, the worst that we got is Jemima's Witnesses.
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: Welcome back to "KaBlam." Join us in welcoming our special guest, the voice of Master Po, Jack Black!
Jack Black: [walks in] Thanks, guys. We are going to start with a brand-new segment I like to call... Martial Arts 
2 kids: Ladies and gentlemen, Muse! 
Muse: Is our secret safe tonight?
And are we out of sight?
Or will our world come tumbling down?
Will they find our hiding place?
Is this our last embrace?
Or will the walls start caving in?
But it should have been right
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) To let our hearts ignite
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) Are we digging a hole?
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) This is out of control
It can never last
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) Must erase it fast
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) But it could have been right
(It could be wrong, could be)
Love is our resistance
They'll keep us apart, and they won't stop breaking us down
Hold me
Our lips must always be sealed
If we live a life in fear
I'll wait a thousand years
Just to see you smile again
Kill your prayers for love and peace
You'll wake the thought police
We can't hide the truth inside
But it should have been right
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) To let our hearts ignite
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) Are we digging a hole?
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) This is out of control
It can never last
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) Must erase it fast
(It could be wrong, could be wrong) But it could have been right
(It could be wrong, could be)
Love is our resistance
They'll keep us apart, and they won't stop breaking us down
Hold me
Our lips must always be sealed
The night has reached its end
We can't pretend
We must run
We must run
It's time to run
Take us away from here
Protect us from further harm
Resistance
(crowd cheers as Henry and June enter the stage as they applaud Muse)
June: Our special musical guest, Muse, everybody!
Henry: and how about a big hand for our guest star, Dustin Hoffman!
Dustin Hoffman: Thank you, Nickelodeon!
(The audience is completely silent. Crickets are heard and one member is heard coughing)
Dustin Hoffman: (unamused) Aw come on, people. Really? An award winning movie star like me deserves better!
Henry: And his fellow costars, for without them, his entire segment would’ve been a complete flop…
Dustin Hoffman: What?
June: The twosome who raises a thousand ships,
Both: Jack Black and Angelina Jolie!
(The audience cheers loudly as Mr Foot places Jack Black and Angelina Jolie in the trunk of the car. Dustin Hoffman gets jealous)
Dustin Hoffman: Oh sure. THEY get all the praise and what do I get? Nothing! Thanks a lot, Nickelodeon! 
Henry: Kung Fu Panda 2 now and forever! 
June: Playing at all cinemas everywhere! 
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