Tiger Tale (Shark Tale Parody)

Phineas Flynn is a nobody 'til he becomes the richest and the greatest for murdering Mogar who was 1 of the nephews of Stripey, but his little fib gets him into very big trouble.
==Character similarities==
Oscar……..Phineas Flynn (‘Phineas and Ferb’)
Don Lino. . . Stripey (some tiger character that we just made up)
Angie………Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (‘Phineas and Ferb’)
Lenny……….Rogar (some nice gentle tiger character that we just made up)
Lola……Myreille Psychiokieus (‘Beyblade: Metal Fusion’)
Sykes…….Vector the Crocodile (‘Sonic X’ and ‘Sonic Super Action Speed’)
Ernie………..Sonic the Hedgehog (‘Sonic X’ and ‘Sonic Super Action Speed’)
Bernie. . . Shadow the Hedgehog (‘Sonic X’ and ‘Sonic Super Action Speed’)
Frankie……….Mogar (some tiger character that we just made up)
Luca…………Mephiles the Dark Hedgehog (‘Sonic Next Gen’)
Don Feinberg…………..Tony the Tiger (‘Frosted Flakes Commercials’)
Katie Current………….Kimi Finster (‘All Grown Up’)
The Shorties………..Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor (‘Alvin and the Chipmunks the Computer Animated Cartoon Series’)
Crazy Joe…………Sheen Estevaz (‘The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius’)
==Chapter 1: Don’t worry about 1 thing==
There was a little penguin Pokemon named Piplup trapped in a cage and Piplup was now frightened that he was gonna be the dinner and unknown to it somebody was walking around just as Piplup gulped nervously in fright and suddenly Piplup screamed in fear just as it saw somebody coming right toward him just as it struggled to break outta the cage, but it had a weird feeling that somebody was right behind him and Piplup turned around and saw a full grown tiger with orange and white fur, black stripes and light blue eyes.
“Hi there, I’m Rogar.” Rogar said as he introduced himself to Piplup, but it fainted in fear.
“Oh, little buddy, did I frighten you? I’m terribly sorry, wake up, alright, don’t worry about it, I’ll get you outta here in a jiffy, just hang in there, Piplup.” Rogar said.
"Hey, Rogar!” Mogar’s voice shouted in the distance.
“Uh, I’m coming Mogar!” Rogar shouted back as he began releasing Piplup from the cage.
“Well move it, come on, Uncle Stripey’s waiting!” Mogar shouted as Rogar opened the cage lid which was setting Piplup free at last.
“Alright, little buddy, you’re free at last, now go, cry for freedom!” Rogar said as he began leaving just as he jumped when he saw another tiger with orange and white fur, black stripes and light green eyes and he was Rogar’s brother, Mogar.
“Whoa, Mogar, you almost gave me a heart attack!” Rogar said.
“Rogar, what the heck are you doing?” Mogar asked.
"Well, Mogar, I was just picking you some daisies.” Rogar said as Mogar smacked him on the head with his right paw.
“Hey, Mom and Dad said it’s not alright to hit.” Rogar said as Mogar smacked him again.
“Ow!” Rogar exclaimed.
“Mom and Dad aren’t here anymore.” Mogar said as he began humming the haunted mansion theme tune.
“Stop, stop, that theme tune’s giving me the creeps.” Rogar said in fear.
“What the heck do you mean, Rogar? it’s our theme tune, deal with it.” Mogar said as he and Rogar walked around back home to the caverns.
Meanwhile there was a very big city which nearly looked like a ghost town, but on the big screen of the building Kimi answered some questions about the tigers.
“Are they gone? are they really gone? are you sure about it?” Kimi asked as she smiled.
“Good morning, Cartoon City, I’m Kimi Finster, keeping it up, we just received official confirmation that the tigers are gone forever, I repeat: the tigers are gone forever.” Kimi said as everybody came outta nowhere and began doing their own business and everybody was hiding because the tigers like Rogar and Mogar could attack and murder anybody.
Don’t worry about 1 thing
‘cause every single thing is going to be alright
“Up next, a father tells us how he does it all, but 1st, over to Kent Brockman for the traffic report.” Kimi said.
“Thanks Kimi, slight congestion here on the Interpol, there’s an overturned frog, authorities are trying to calm him down.” Kent Brockman said as he saw Bunsen and Beaker trying to calm poor Kermit down which was causing a traffic jam.
“Get out those cell phones and call in to the boss ‘cause you’re gonna be late.”
"What the heck is taking so long?” Bunsen asked.
“Mee, mo, mo, mee, mo, mee, mee, mee.” Beaker said as he rolled his eyes and drove his Muppet labs car to someplace else and this was a very busy city with rush hour traffic and other people working and a few more.
In the bank Slinkman sat in the counter just as Scoutmaster Lumpus showed him the red gem.
“Yeah right, it’s a fraud.” Slinkman said as he stared at the fraud red gem.
“A fraud? but it took me forever to find it!” Scoutmaster Lumpus shouted angrily.
Don’t worry about 1 thing
‘cause every single thing is gonna be alright
Inside the Cartoon City Diner Big the cat stood by the counter waiting for some customers to show up, but nobody took 1 single step inside.
“That’s it, Froggy, we give up.” Big said.
"According to the latest danger Poll, the fear of tigers is at an all time, so join us tonight for an in depth report, how long must this entire city live under siege? is there no action hero around us? who can stop this tiger menace?” Kimi asked.
Meanwhile there was an awesome looking place and there was a young boy with red orange hair and he turned himself around and began introducing himself.
“Hi there, I’m Phineas, you might think you know, but you got no idea.” Phineas said.
“Welcome to my crib, the good life the way the other part of me lives, check it out, dudes, I got my 30 inch plasma television screen with speaker surround sound, CD player, DVD player and Nintendo Wii hooked up and a track player for days when you’re feeling just a little bit (beat boxes for a bit) old school, ‘cause even a super star dude like me needs to have the basic necessities.” Phineas said.
"Yeah right, like a lot of cash.” Brittany said as she laughed along with her 2 sisters, Jeanette and Eleanor and the entire place was just a billboard and Phineas didn’t have any cash.
“Come on, Chipettes, why are you always messing with my fantasy?” Phineas asked.
“‘Cause you’re so broke, your action figure’s got no 1st name.” Jeanette said as Brittany and Eleanor laughed in unison.
“That’s hilarious.” Phineas said as he rolled his eyes.
“Hey, Phineas, over here, I gotta speak to you!” Crazy Sheen shouted by the dumpster.
“I’ll be right there, hang on to those things.” Phineas said as he handed the disco medallions to Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.
“Thanks, Phineas, you’re the dude.” Eleanor said as Phineas walked around towards Crazy Sheen.
“Hey, Crazy Sheen.” Phineas said.
“Now that you live in a penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?” Crazy Sheen asked.
“That’s a billboard, Crazy Sheen.” Phineas said.
“You live in a billboard? and they call me crazy.” Crazy Sheen said as he laughed like crazy just as he held up a red umbrella and he began going up in the air which making Phineas freak out.
“Hey, Phineas, guess who came to visit.” Brittany said as she just finished spray painting the entire wall and Phineas screamed in fear when he saw a picture of a ferocious tiger about to eat him alive.
“We got you!” the Chipettes exclaimed in unison.
“No, girls, don’t do that, shouldn’t you be in school?” Phineas asked as he removed the spray paint.
“And shouldn’t you be at work?” Eleanor asked.
“Right back at me, right, little Miss smart mouth? look, I’m on my way to the Dragon Wash, so stay outta trouble alright? and clean that stuff up.” Phineas said.
“See you later!” the Chipettes exclaimed in unison as they began cleaning off the spray paint and Phineas smiled just as he was on his way to work at the Dragon Wash.
“See you later, Phineas!” Crazy Sheen shouted as he was still hanging on to the red umbrella.
Phineas continued his way to work at the Dragon Wash which was owned by Vector and it was a wash for cartoon and video game dragons and Phineas continued his way saying ‘hello there’ to the hard workers.
“Hey, what’s up, dudes? the dude is in the house." Phineas said as he high-5d some of the hard workers while they began doing their work.
“Hey, Silver, is it lunch time yet?” Phineas asked.
“But you just got here, Phineas.” Silver said.
“That’s exactly my point.” Phineas said.
Meanwhile Ed (‘Ed Edd n Eddy’) who was listening to music by his ear phones was putting the air fresheners on Spyro and Cynder.
“Hey, Ed!” Phineas exclaimed as he shook his head knowing that Ed didn’t hear him and Phineas walked around past Amy, Cream and Bonnie who began shining the metal claw on Sparky.
“Lookin’ good, gals.” Phineas said.
“Hey, Phineas.” the 3 girls said in unison as Phineas stopped by the punch in line so that he can check in and began his work, but he couldn’t find his name on his card until he found out that his card was on the punch in section.
“Huh, what? I’m already punched in?” Phineas asked as he smiled about who did it.
“Isabella…..” Phineas said.
Meanwhile at the counter Isabella was on the red wireless telephone, but she was speaking to another customer.
“Good morning, can I help you with anything?” Isabella asked.
“One wash and good soap, please.” Dojo said.
“Warm wax?” Isabella asked.
“Yes, please.” Dojo asked.
“Shiny cleaner? we’re having a special on that 1.” Isabella said.
“Why not? it’s the year of the great dragon race and I’m feeling very lucky.” Dojo said as he began getting all cleaned up.
Isabella began answering the red wireless telephone she answered before.
“Vector’s Dragon Wash, you get a Dragon of a wash and the price…..oh my gosh.” Isabella said as she drew on the notebook that said ‘Phineas + Isabella forever’ and she had a crush on Isabella and she was his close friend.
“Might I suggest an anti-rust repellant? it removes rusted metal.” Isabella said.
“Hey, Isabella.” Phineas said as Isabella panicked and covered the paper she drew on and she didn’t want Phineas to see it otherwise she would be so embarrassed.
“Oh my gosh, hi, Phineas.” Isabella said.
“Thanks for covering me up, hey, I’m terribly sorry, but Isabella needs to get her groove on, would you hold for 1 single minute, please?” Phineas asked as he pushed the ‘hold’ button on the red wireless telephone.
“Phineas…..” Isabella said.
“Come on, Isabella, disco dance with me.” Phineas said as he tried disco dancing with Isabella.
“Phineas, you’re gonna get me fired.” Isabella said as she sat over by the counter.
“Please, Isabella, you? fired?” no, that can't happen ‘cause then I would have no reason to come to work.” Phineas said.
“Oh, Phineas, you don’t really mean that.” Isabella said.
“Of course I do, you’re like my close friend.” Phineas said as Isabella gasped in shock and groaned while Phineas put on his gear.
“Listen, Isabella, tell me what do you think about this? this is like the greatest idea ever, alright? it’s a sure thing, guaranteed cash extravaganza, fresh air.” Phineas said.
“Good grief.” Isabella said with a groan.
“All I need is an advance on my paycheck from the boss and, Isabella, I’m outta this place, I mean…..I’m outta here.” Phineas said.
“Phineas, instead of getting in Vector’s face with another get rich quick scheme, go do something you’re actually good at: your job, which by some other way you still have.” Isabella said.
Just as Phineas began to do his work he stopped and got something for Isabella.
“Oh I almost forgot, I brought you some breakfast on the way here.” Phineas said.
“You didn’t, crispy crèmes?” Isabella asked.
“Your favorite, and by the way, you’re still on hold.” Phineas said as
Isabella gasped in shock and quickly picked up the red wireless telephone.
“Thanks for holding, we’re very busy, how can I help you? no, I’m terribly sorry, Vector’s at a meeting right now, he won’t be back ‘til later on.” Isabella said as she knew Vector was at a meeting with the tiger boss of Cartoon City.
ToonBoyDan: “Well we hope you enjoy the 1st chapter, but the next chapter is where we’ll see the tiger boss of Cartoon City so just read and review.
==Chapter 2: Getting the cash==
In the caverns, there was another tiger with orange and white fur with black stripes and yellow eyes and he was Stripey, the tiger boss of Cartoon City.
“How are my little 1s this morning? did you miss me? are you doing good?” Stripey asked as he gave the bar-b-q ribs to 3 cheetahs in the giant size cage.
“You see, Vector, it’s a cartoon character eat cartoon character world out there, you either take or you get taken away.” Stripey said as Vector was breathing nervously in fear.
“A few words have never been spoken, is that it? we’re finished?” Vector asked.
“Now you and me, Vector, we worked together forever for a very long time.” Stripey said.
“Please, Stripey, it’s hardly been like work.” Vector said.
“And you know…..” Stripey said.
“That I like that about you.” Vector said.
“Let me finish, Vector, that I lived my life for my nephews, raising them and protecting them…..” Stripey said.
“You’re the greatest, he’s the greatest, right? am I right or am I wrong?” Vector asked.
“Vector……..” Stripey said.
“It's all been to prepare…” Stripey said.
“Right, Stripey?” Vector said.
“To prepare them…..” Stripey said.
“Sorry about that, Stripey.” Vector said.
“It’s alright, Vector, for the day they run the city, well today’s that day.” Stripey said as he sighed when the record of the bamboo record player began scratching uncontrollably while he sat down right in front of the green bamboo desk and Vector sat right down the green bamboo armchair.
“Mephiles…….” Stripey said as Vector began fixing the record until it began playing a parody version of ‘Baby Got Back’ and Stripey and Vector stared at him just as Mephiles stopped the record.
“Hey, master, big ears.” Mephiles said as he chuckled.
Stripey sighed and continued the conversation with Vector.
“Long story short, Vector, from now on you work for Mogar and Rogar, you got it?” Stripey asked as Vector chuckled.
“Rogar? Mogar I understand, but Rogar? you can’t be serious, dude.” Vector said.
“I'm very serious, Vector, it takes more than 1 single muscle to run things, now Rogar, he’s got the brains, that’s something very special."
“Oh yes, he’s very special alright.” Vector said.
“What the heck is that supposed to mean?” Stripey asked.
“Nothing, Stripey, I’m just saying….” Vector said.
“Hey, Vector, I bring you here, look you in the eye and I tell you what’s what and what?” Stripey asked.
“What?” Vector asked.
“What, what?” Stripey asked.
“You said ‘what’ 1st, Stripey.” Vector said.
“I didn’t say ‘what’, Vector, I asked you what.” Stripey said.
“You said ‘so then’ ‘what?’ I said ‘what?’” Vector said.
“No, Vector, I said ‘what’, ‘what’ like ‘what’ ‘what’?” Stripey said as Vector looked a bit confused.
“You said ‘what’ 1st, Stripey.” Vector said.
“So now you’re making fun of me, Vector?” Stripey asked as he got up from his green bamboo chair.
“No, Stripey, you just misunderstood.” Vector said as their conversation was interrupted when Mogar and Rogar entered the office.
“Sorry we’re late, Uncle Stripey, Rogar had an accident, he was born that way.” Mogar said as Rogar chuckled sarcastically while sitting on the green bamboo stool.
“You’re 1 comic genius, Mogar.” Rogar said as Vector whispered in Stripey’s right ear.
“Look, Stripey, all that I’m saying is that dude ain’t exactly no murderer.” Vector said.
“My nephew Rogar is a murderer, a big tough murderer, take a good look at him.” Stripey said as he stared at Rogar weirdly just as Rogar played around on the green bamboo stool chair and Vector smirked by telling Stripey that Rogar wasn’t a murderer.
Stripey stared angrily at Vector that he had quite enough.
“That does it, that does it, you’re outta here!” Stripey shouted angrily.
“What the heck? what the heck do you mean I’m outta here, Stripey?” Vector asked in fear.
“You’re fired, Vector!” Stripey swung his right paw at Vector and Vector screamed in fear just as he crashed into the wall.
“And above that, Vector, you’re gonna need to begin paying me protection!” Stripey shouted angrily.
“What for, Stripey?” Vector asked in fear.
“So nothing happens to your little Dragon Wash.” Stripey said as he smirked.
Meanwhile back at the Dragon Wash Phineas along with the others began tongue scrubbing the mouth of Sparky, but Phineas frowned at his job.
“Welcome to Phineas’s crib, 30 foot slime covered tongue with Kanker sores, giant size cavities and encrusted teeth for when I’m feeling just a bit old school.” Phineas said.
“Oh quit complaining, Phineas, it could be a lot worse, you know.” Knuckles said.
“That’s true, Knuckles, I could have this job and look a lot like you.” Phineas said as he saw the red bucket full of green slime began shaking knowing what was gonna happen.
“Indigestion….” Phineas said.
“He’s gonna blow up!” Phineas exclaimed as Knuckles and the others took cover from it.
“Wait, Phineas, Ed’s still in there!” Jonny exclaimed as Phineas saw Ed who was still scrubbing and listening to music on his ear phones.
“I got you, Ed!” Phineas exclaimed as he ran around and grabbed Ed by his shoulders.
The rumbling sounds grew louder until Sparkly let out a tiny little belch and suddenly the green slime flew around and hit Phineas in the face while Knuckles and the others laughed uncontrollably while Phineas wiped the green slime off him.
“Yeah right, you still think it could be a lot worse, Knuckles?” Phineas asked.
“Yeah right, I could look a lot like you.” Knuckles said with a chuckle.
“You’re all hilarious, well, see if you can laugh at this 1.” Phineas said as he threw the green slime at Knuckles, but he dodged it and without warning the slime hit Silver which was causing him to push the green button and the soap bubbles hit on Sparky’s right eye and Sparky roared in pain just as Silver began pulling down the lever, but it didn’t work and if they couldn’t think about a way to get the soap off Sparky would go crazy.
“Soap in the eye, soap in the eye!” Phineas exclaimed as he pulled down the red lever which was activating the chains and the chains held Sparky down so he wouldn’t struggle and Phineas ran around towards it and removed the soap very carefully.
“It’s alright, Sparky, I’ll get you some coupons, a free hot wax and all of that, you like that?” Phineas asked.
“Thanks, Phineas.” Sparky said.
“Alright, Sparky.” Phineas said as Sonic and Shadow zapped them with red and pink chaos emeralds on the back of his head.
“Well look who it is, Shadow.” Sonic said.
“Just the dude we’re looking for, the boss wants to see you right now.” Shadow said.
“Sonic, Shadow, my 2 supersonic hedgehog friends, hey, what’s up, dudes? it’s good to see both of you.” Phineas said.
“What did you say, Isabella?” Phineas asked as Isabella was speaking to Omega and another green dragon.
“You guys, I’m gonna go ahead over there, but……” Phineas said as he began singing the same song from before.
Phineas: (singing) Don’t worry [Beat Boxes] about 1 thing ‘cause every single thing is gonna be all right…….
Sonic zapped Phineas on the back of his head again.
“That’s not the way you sing that song, Phineas.” Sonic said as he and Shadow threw Phineas inside Vector’s office and Phineas tumbled around towards the desk and crashed right into it.
“Hey, Vector, my crocodile friend from another world, what’s up, dude?” Phineas asked as Vector stared at him and he wasn’t very proud from the meeting with Stripey.
Phineas grabbed Vector’s right hand and tried to do the secret handshake, but Vector just stared at him and rolled his eyes.
“Phineas!” Vector shouted as he pulled his right hand away from Phineas’s grasp.
“Hey, Vector, don’t sweat it, a lot of cartoon characters and video game characters can’t do it.” Phineas said.
“Would you just sit down, alright, Phineas?” Vector asked as Phineas took his seat.
“I was going over my markers, you're into me for 9 grand, 9 G’s, alright?” Vector asked.
“9 G’s? dude, you’re trippin’.” Phineas said.
“Oh yeah? see if this refreshes your memories.” Vector said as he threw a pile of office papers at Phineas.
“Whoa that’s crazy, Vector, look at that.” Phineas said as he read the office papers knowing that he owed Vector $23.00.
“You wrote everything down so you wouldn’t forget anything.” Vector said.
“This is a perfect example of why you’re in management and I'm not, you go, dude.” Phineas said.
“I need to pay Stripey protection so everything you owe me you owe him.” Vector said.
“How did you figure that out?” Phineas asked.
“It’s very simple, Phineas, the character chart.” Vector said as he got out the character chart.
“You see, right above there’s Stripey, there's me and there’s other cartoon characters and video game characters.” Vector said.
"That’s me.” Phineas said.
“No, Phineas, there’s trees, there’s dirt…...” Vector said.
“Then there’s me?” Phineas asked.
"I'm getting there, there’s grass, there’s maple trees, there’s dragon drool and then there’s you.” Vector said as he pointed at a picture of Phineas who was holding up a green brush and telling him that he was down below the character chart.
Phineas stared at the character chart.
“That’s just messed up.” Phineas said.
“So if Stripey’s tormenting me, he’s tormenting you.” Vector said.
“What the heck?!?” Phineas exclaimed as the character chart rolled up and hit Vector by accident.
“Sorry about that, Vector.” Phineas said.
“Easy, boss, find your cheerful place.” Sonic said as he was reading a Nickelodeon magazine.
“Cheerful place.” Shadow said.
“There’s no cheerful place with him around here, I’m serious, dude!” Vector shouted angrily.
“Alright, please, just give me some time, that's all I’m asking, I’m begging you, Vector, please, please!” Phineas exclaimed as Vector stared at him and he knew that Vector worked very hard.
“Alright, just ‘cause I like you, dude, I’m gonna give you 32 minutes to pay up.” Vector said.
“All of it? but how am I supposed to do that?” Phineas asked.
“That’s your problem, bring my cash to the horse race track tomorrow or else.” Vector said as he was about to leave his office.
“Or else what?” Phineas asked as he was a bit confused.
“The dudes will explain.” Vector said as he left the office.
Sonic and Shadow chuckled in unison and Shadow gave Phineas 1 single zap on his right eye telling Phineas that he would be in very big trouble.
“Not a good idea…….” Phineas said in fear.
ToonBoyDan: “Good grief, it looks like Phineas will be in very big trouble if he doesn't give Vector $23.00 so stay tuned for the next chapter and just read and review.
==Chapter 3: Being a somebody==
“23.00? you borrowed $23.00 dollars from Vector? Phineas, why do you always get yourself into those situations?” Isabella asked as Phineas sighed and sat right down on the red bench.
“I just don’t know, Isabella, it’s just hard, alright? ‘cause I’m a little dude in a big country, a real big country, the city, I’m a nobody and I want some of that.” Phineas said as he looked up and told Isabella his dream and vision.
“Madame Foster?” Isabella asked as she looked a bit confused.
Phineas saw Madame Foster disco dancing.
“What the heck? no, that 1, above the city where the somebodies live, I wanna be the richest and the greatest just like them, but I’m stuck down here.” Phineas said.
“Well, Phineas, what’s wrong with being down here?” Isabella asked.
“I’ll tell you what’s wrong with being down here, Isabella, do you remember my dad? he worked at the Dragon Wash his entire life.” Phineas said
Flashback……
During the ‘90s, Mr. Flynn worked real hard as a tongue scrubber at the Dragon Wash and he had worked there for so many years.
“He was the # 1 tongue scrubber, every single year for 23 years to me, working at the Dragon Wash was the most awesome job in the city, but then I learned something I will never forget.” Phineas said as Calvin (‘Calvin and Hobbes’ series) laughed.
“Phineas’s dad’s a tongue scrubber!” Calvin exclaimed as the other students were taunting him and little Phineas stared down looking humiliated by the other students.
End of flashback…….
“My dad was the greatest, but nobody loves a nobody, I wanna be a somebody.” Phineas said.
“Phineas, you don’t need to live above the city to be a somebody.” Isabella said as she placed her hand on Phineas’s right shoulder.
Phineas sighed and sat right back down on the red bench.
“What’s the difference, Isabella? if I don’t pay Vector back by tomorrow, I’m doomed anyway, so…..” Phineas said as Isabella began feeling very sorry for him and if Phineas doesn’t pay the cash back he’ll be in very big trouble and she decided to help him.
“Wait right here, Phineas.” Isabella said as she walked around back into the apartment.
Phineas just sat there staring at the building and he looked down that his dream and vision of becoming a somebody was nearly ruined and he saw Isabella holding up a little blue box.
“What’s this?” Phineas asked as Isabella opened the lid of the little blue box.
“A light pink gem?” Phineas asked.
"Yes, Phineas.” Isabella said.
“Where did you get that?” Phineas asked.
“My cousin gave it to me, she said it began from a tiny grain of sand, but then after a while it grew into something beautiful, dreams and visions can begin very little too.” Isabella said.
“No, Isabella, I couldn’t….” Phineas said as he didn’t wanna sell to something Isabella had for so long.
“Take it, it’ll get you the cash you need for Vector.” Isabella said as Phineas sighed and smiled at her ‘cause he knew that she was always there to help him out.
Meanwhile back in the caverns all of the tigers were at the fancy restaurant to eat something for their favorite dinner and some of them were speaking some of them were goofing off, but Stripey was having a conversation with Rogar just as Mogar kept eating and eating.
Rogar looked a little bit concerned ‘cause he’s not learning how to be a murderer tiger, but he did help Piplup to be released a while back.
“What the heck do you mean you don’t understand? we went over this 100 times, I don’t wanna say it again, you’re really giving me agatia, I don’t know how else to say this to you, Rogar, you see something, you murder it and then you eat it, period, thanks.” Stripey said as a tiger waiter gave him the menu.
“That’s what tigers do, that’s a fine tradition, what’s the matter with you? your brother, Mogar here, he’s a murderer.” Stripey said.
“Thanks, Uncle Stripey.” Mogar said as he began eating his meatloaf like a real tiger.
“He’s wonderful, he does what he’s supposed to do.” Stripey said as he turned over to Mogar.
“Wipe your face.” Stripey said.
“But you, Rogar, I’m hearing things.” Stripey said as he sighed.
“You gotta understand, Rogar, when you look starved to death, it makes me look starved to death and I can’t have that.” Stripey said.
“I know, Uncle Stripey, I’m terribly sorry.” Rogar said as he was looking a bit nervous.
“Rogar, look at me, look at me, this handling the business is for you, it’s for both of you and you’re acting like you don’t even want it, I need to know that you can handle it.” Stripey said as he sighed, but he stared at the cage where Timothy the Turkey was and Stripey got an idea just as he got out Timothy.
“Alright, Rogar, right here in front of me now murder and eat this turkey.” Stripey said as Timothy shook in fear knowing that his entire day was about to end real soon.
“Yeah right, thanks, Uncle Stripey, here’s the thing, I’m on the good side and I read an article about murdering real live animals, it’s not a good idea, you know how bad it is to murder real live animals? very bad.” Rogar said.
“It’s true, it’s true and the other thing is that my cousin got mated and had 3 turkey triplets and I took it over ‘cause he passed away and the turkey triplets lost their legs and their wings and now their nothing but legless turkeys, but I still take care of them with my wife and now their growing and their very happy, but it’s difficult ‘cause I was working the 2nd time at the factory to put dinner on the table, but all of the love I see in that little children’s faces makes it worth it in the end, a true story.” Timothy said as Rogar wiped away 1 single tear drop while Mogar rolled his eyes.
Stripey sighed.
“I’m not asking you anymore, Rogar, I’m telling you, eat it.” Stripey said.
“No, stop, have mercy!” Timothy exclaimed in fear.
“Uncle Stripey, please!” Rogar exclaimed.
“Rogar, murder and eat the turkey!” Stripey exclaimed.
“Don’t eat me!” Timothy exclaimed as the other turkeys were begging for Rogar not to eat Timothy.
Rogar and Stripey began arguing just as Mogar kept staring at Timothy and he was about to take another bite.
Rogar had quite enough.
“Put the turkey down!” Rogar exclaimed as he grabbed Timothy and the others which was making Stripey shocked and the other tigers stared at Rogar just as he set the turkeys free at last.
“Go now, nobody’s looking, get outta here, you’re free at last now go.” Rogar said.
“Thanks, you’re a good tiger.” Timothy said as he stared angrily at Stripey and folded his wings telling him that he would be back to get his revenge on him.
“Come on, you guys.” Timothy said as Rogar smiled watching the turkeys leave, but he stared at Stripey who was staring at him while Mogar looked worried about him.
Rogar sighed just as he sat down looking very confused and Stripey sat back down and stared at him refusing to eat like a real tiger.
“Uncle Stripey, I can handle the city, it’s not a problem.” Mogar said as he hoped everything would be all set up.
“No, Mogar, we’re gonna do this as a family.” Stripey said.
“Mogar, I want you to take Rogar out and show him the ropes.” Stripey said.
“Oh come on, Uncle Stripey.” Mogar said.
“Rogar, you’re gonna learn how to be a tiger whether you like it or not.” Stripey said as Rogar stared at him shocked now knowing that he would be in very big trouble if he didn’t learn how to be a tiger.
ToonBoyDan: “Well it looks like Phineas isn’t the only 1 who’s in very big trouble, but here’s where Susie appears so just read and review.”
==Chapter 4: Betting on Epona==
At the horse racetrack everybody came by to watch or bet on Epona and everybody kept cheering and betting, but Vector paced around in his private box hoping that Phineas would show up with the cash.
“That dude better show up or he’s doomed for the rest of his entire life.” Vector said.
“Just say the word, boss.” Sonic said as he and Shadow were getting ready to punish Phineas.
Meanwhile at the lobby Phineas came by carrying a package full of cash to give to Vector and thanks to Isabella he sold her light pink gem and got all of the cash he had got and when he was finished his problem would be over real soon.
“I’m carrying the big envelope full of cash and I’m gonna give it to Vector.” Phineas said.
“Hurry up, Marty, this is our chance, we don’t wanna miss it!” Alex exclaimed as he accidentally knocked the envelope outta Phineas’s hands by accident and Phineas managed to catch it.
“Are you sure about it, Alex?” Marty asked.
“My trainer friend ripped me off, Marty, the race is about to begin, we can’t lose.” Alex said.
“What’s the horse’s name, Alex?” Marty asked.
“Epona, Marty.” Alex said as Phineas gasped in amazement and looked up at the board knowing that Epona was gonna be the winner in the next horse race.
“We’re gonna be the richest and the greatest!” Alex exclaimed as Phineas smiled like crazy.
“Right above the city, here I come.” Phineas said as he snapped out of it.
“Now wait 1 single minute, what the heck am I doing? remember what Isabella said, remember what Isabella said….what did Isabella say?” Phineas asked as he began remembering what Isabella said from yesterday night.
“Dreams and visions can begin very little, you just need to bet it all, bet it all!” Isabella exclaimed as Phineas imagined that if Epona had won the race he would win a lot of cash and live above the city.
Phineas forgot everything what Isabella just said so he got a new plan and he slammed the envelope on the counter.
“$23.00 on Epona.” Phineas said.
“Dude, that’s 300 to 1, that’ll pay a million dollars.” Knuckles said as Phineas took the red ticket.
“Well, I guess that makes me Phineas the millionaire.” Phineas said as Myreille Psychiokieus turned around and looked at him.
Myreille raised her right eyebrow still staring at Phineas and just as Phineas began leaving he stopped and stared at Myreille just as she did her disco dance moves.
“Nice bet.” Myreille said as Phineas snapped out of it and chuckled nervously.
"You got a name? you’re gonna tell me what it is? well mine’s Myreille Psychiokieus.” Myreille said as Phineas snapped out of it.
“Come on, dude, get your game face on.” Phineas said as he smacked himself and followed Myreille.
“So, Susie, my name’s………my name’s Phineas, sweetie cakes.” Phineas said as he saw Madame Foster staring at him just as she was reading the newspaper.
“Madame Foster?” Phineas asked in confusion.
"That hip hop smooth speech doesn’t work out on me.” Madame Foster said as she continued reading the newspaper.
"Sorry about that.” Phineas said as he apologized and he followed Myreille.
“Hey, Susie, so…….” Phineas said.
“Phineas, I was beginning to think you skipped out on me.” Vector said as he came along with Sonic and Shadow.
“Vector, I see you’re already on your way to the snack food stand.” Phineas said as he escorted Vector.
“Hey, Phineas, what the heck are you doing?” Vector asked as he looked a bit confused.
“Would you mind bringing us back some diet root beers? that’ll be great, thanks and some of those little maple sausage corn dogs.” Phineas said.
"You mean the 1s with the sticks?” Sonic asked.
“What the heck are you doing, Sonic? don’t listen to him!” Shadow exclaimed as Phineas escorted Susie.
“Let me escort you to my box, Myreille.” Phineas said.
“Your box?” Alvin asked as he, Simon and Theodore were stepping right in front of Phineas and Susie.
“His box? you can't even afford the red cherry gum under the seats.” Vector said.
“He just put 9 grand on Epona, I think he can afford anything he wants.” Myreille said as she stared at Phineas who was smiling nervously.
“9 grand?!? my 9 grand?!?” Vector shouted angrily.
"No, Vector, it was another 9 grand.” Phineas said while panicking.
“You got the cash to pay me back and you bet it anyway? give me that!” Vector shouted.
“Honestly, I just made 1 single mistake.” Myreille said as she walked off.
“No, stop, wait, Myreille!” Phineas exclaimed as he caught up to her.
"Look, Phineas, obviously, I’m talented, so don’t get me wrong, you’re handsome, but you’re a nobody.” Myreille said as she left which was leaving Phineas stunned and Phineas saw the faces on the maple sausage corn dogs.
“Phineas, you’re handsome, but you’re a nobody.” Shadow said.
"Wait, Myreille, come back, I’m not a nobody, I’m a maple sausage corn dog!” Sonic exclaimed as he laughed along with Shadow.
Vector grabbed Phineas’s right arm.
“You’re so unbelievable, Phineas, you’re in very big trouble up to your ears and still you're asking for more? now go on, get in there!” Vector shouted as he, Phineas, Sonic and Shadow took their seats.
“Phineas, you better pray that this horse of yours comes through, betting my $23.00.” Vector said as he saw Phineas sitting in his seat.
“Hey, you, outta my seat, outta my seat!” Vector shouted as Sonic grabbed Phineas which was forcing him to sit between him and Shadow.
“You guys are so unbelievable.” Phineas said.
“Sit back, relax and watch the horse race, Phineas.” Sonic said.
“With your good eyes.” Shadow said as they watched the horses racing around the track.
“The horses are at the post and they’re off, Midnight, then Oreo and Acorn, but Epona seems to be having trouble getting outta the gate.” Plucky said.
“What the heck?” Phineas asked.
“Only a joker would bet on this horse.” Plucky said as Vector stared at Phineas.
“Don’t sweat it, Vector, she does this all the time, she’s playing around.” Phineas said as he saw Epona break through the gate and raced around, catching up with the other horses.
“What’s this? Epona is now crashing her way through the gate and she’s off and running around, Midnight, Acorn…….” Plucky said.
“Please, Epona, go faster.” Phineas whispered as he was hoping that Epona would win the race.
“Coming around the turn it’s Oreo by a length and Epona well behind and here comes Epona coming up from behind passing Acorn and Midnight!” Plucky exclaimed as Phineas gasped excitingly.
“Did you see that, Vector? who’s your dude? go, go!” Phineas exclaimed.
“Around the final turn here comes Epona, Epona is now caught up to Midnight, they’re head to head, neck to neck, Epona’s way up ahead!” Plucky exclaimed.
“I'm kind of tired just thinking about counting all of this cash.” Phineas said as Vector cheered knowing that they would be the richest and the greatest.
“Look at Epona go!” Vector exclaimed as they began celebrating while Sonic and Shadow smiled at 1 another.
“Absolutely wonderful, this looks to be Epona’s big day, but what happened? Epona is down!” Plucky exclaimed as Phineas and Vector disco danced around and Phineas saw that Epona was to win the horse race, but what he saw was that Epona fell over to the ground.
“No!” Phineas exclaimed.
"Here’s Midnight, Oreo and Acorn…….and Oreo wins the race!” Plucky exclaimed.
“What’s going on around here?” Vector asked as he was still hanging on to Phineas
“Wait, Vector, I just wanna hang on to you.” Phineas said as he was hoping that Vector wouldn’t see what's going on.
Vector lightly pushed him away.
“No, Phineas, get outta my way, let me see, will you?” Vector asked as he saw that Oreo was the winner and Vector’s eyes widened in shock that Epona lost the horse race and that meant Vector lost 9 grand.
"Remember your cheerful place, Vector.” Phineas said as Vector became fed up and tore up the red ticket.
“That’s the way they call him the long shot, hey, that was crazy, right? who knew? everything’s set, it’s a lock.” Sonic said.
“We’re good to go, we’re in the cash.” Shadow said.
“And she trips on the ground, who in the name of Cartoon Network trips on the ground? and by the way, on what?” Phineas asked as Vector went into his fed up mode.
“That does it, I’m through with it!” Vector exclaimed.
“Sonic, Shadow, I want you to find the biggest pit in the ground and when you do, dig deeper and put him inside of it!” Vector shouted as his teeth popped Charmy’s red blue striped beach ball which was making him wail very loud and suddenly Sonic put red duct-tape around Phineas’s mouth while Shadow tied the blue rope around Phineas’s body and legs and later on they threw him into the trunk of the red sports car.
“Sorry, dude, it’s nothing personal, it’s just business.” Vector said as Sonic closed the trunk of the red sports car and now Phineas was gonna get it.
ToonBoyDan: “Good grief, now Phineas is in very big trouble for making the biggest mistake in his entire life so just read and review.”
==Chapter 5: Phineas the tiger slayer==
Meanwhile in the forest Phineas was all tied up due to what happened back at the horse race and he continued mumbling and struggling while Sonic and Shadow began having fun with him by zapping him.
Sonic and Shadow: (singing in unison) Don’t worry about 1 thing ‘cause every single thing is gonna be alright
“That’s exactly how you sing it, Phineas.” Shadow said.
“You see, Phineas, Vector, he likes you, he said to take it easy on you.” Sonic said as Shadow smirked and pinched Phineas’s right shoulder just as Phineas screamed in fear.
“But Vector’s not here.” Shadow said as he silently chuckled.
“Sonic, let me ask you something.” Shadow said.
"Yeah, Shadow?” Sonic asked.
“Why is it that our red and yellow chaos emeralds can zap other cartoon characters and video game characters, but they got no effect on me or you?" Shadow asked as he began zapping Phineas, but Phineas ducked which was causing Shadow to zap Sonic and Sonic fell over and began screaming in pain.
“Sonic, I didn’t mean it, Sonic, I didn’t mean it, dude, Sonic!” Shadow exclaimed as Sonic began chuckling.
“Sonic, you made a joke, good 1, dude.” Shadow said as he and Sonic high 5d 1 another and Phineas kept staring at them devastatingly that he was in very big trouble.
Meanwhile Rogar and Mogar kept walking away from the caverns and Mogar took Rogar somewhere for him to murder and eat a real live animal in order to become a true tiger, but Rogar was a bit nervous.
“Come on, Mogar, you know I can’t do this.” Rogar said.
“Rogar, if you wanna make Uncle Stripey proud, you gotta murder something.” Mogar said.
“Or maybe I can find a very old cartoon character or video game character and just wait.” Rogar said.
“Oh it’s getting around, your thing at the fancy restaurant, you know how cartoon characters and video game characters speak, this, that, the other, how ya doin’? blast, forget about it, you’re doomed for the rest of your entire life.” Mogar said.
“Alright, seriously, I can’t understand wise dude, so you gotta to be more specific.” Rogar said.
“Specific? you want specific? be a tiger for 1ce in your entire life.” Mogar said as he smacked Rogar on the back of his head and Rogar whimpered in fear.
“What the heck am I gonna do?” Rogar said as Mogar sighed in disbelief.
“Rogar, forget about it, alright? we do a couple of practice runs, badda-bing badda-boom, Uncle Stripey’s proud that you’re a tiger, life goes on, alright?” Mogar said.
“Alright.” Rogar said as Mogar covered Rogar’s mouth by smirking.
“Bingo, right there, dead ahead, television dinner, it doesn’t get easier than that.” Mogar said as Rogar began concentrating.
“Alright, come on, eye of the tiger, Mogar, I can do this, what if I can’t do it?” Rogar asked.
“Then don’t bother coming back home.” Mogar said.
"Good point.” Rogar said as he began walking around towards the entire group.
Meanwhile back with Sonic and Shadow they kept joking around with Phineas.
“Zap him on the right ear again.” Shadow said as Sonic zapped Phineas’s right ear and Phineas was screaming in fear through the red duct tape.
Sonic chuckled.
“I like the crazy face that he makes.” Shadow said as the fun and games didn’t last forever when they saw Rogar coming towards them.
“Sonic!” Shadow exclaimed.
“Look out!” Sonic shouted as he and Shadow ran away supersonic fast leaving Phineas behind.
Phineas looked around just as he managed to get his arm outta the blue rope and he ripped the red duct tape off his mouth which was causing him to panic in fear.
“Hey, you guys? don’t leave me here alone, come on, there could be tigers out there.” Phineas said in fear as he began feeling a hot warm breath behind him and he turned around and saw Rogar with his mouth wide open that he was gonna eat him, but not really.
Phineas screamed in fear trying to escape the blue rope, but it was no use, he just kept on screaming in fear.
“Oh no, wait, I’m terribly sorry, no, I’m not gonna……” Rogar said as Mogar interrupted him.
“Rogar, do it like this.” Mogar said as he showed him how to eat like a real tiger.
“Good grief.” Rogar said as he began licking Phineas’s head, but Rogar gagged in disgust.
“Just get over it, wait 1 single minute, do me 1 favor, but don’t chew me up, I’m not made for that.” Phineas said.
“I’m not gonna eat you.” Rogar whispered to Phineas.
“Don’t do the entire head trip thing with me, dude!” Phineas said.
"Listen to me, don’t move ‘til I tell you to.” Rogar said as he growled and cut the blue rope.
“Back up!” Rogar exclaimed as he pretended to eat Phineas which was forming a great big cloud of dust.
“That’s it, Rogar, there you go, buddy, that’s it, move those paws around, dude, dig in.” Mogar said as Phineas stared at Rogar looking a bit confused about what Rogar was doing.
“Look, I’m just pretending so that you can get away, now when I turn around, you take off.” Rogar said as he turned around pretending to eat.
“Tastes just like bar-b-q turkey sandwiches.” Rogar said as Mogar smacked his right paw on his forehead and groaned.
“Oh no, no.” Mogar said with a groan as Rogar turned himself around and saw that Phineas was still there.
“What the heck did I tell you?”
“I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t get it, you want me to go right now?” Phineas asked.
"What the heck are you doing? just go!” Rogar exclaimed.
“That does it, I had enough from up here!” Mogar shouted as he growled and began running around towards Phineas.
“Good grief!” Phineas exclaimed in fear.
“Hurry, run away, no, Mogar, wait!” Rogar exclaimed as Mogar didn’t listen to him ‘cause he was still chasing Phineas.
Phineas kept running around.
“Get your dude, get your dude!” Phineas exclaimed as Mogar was getting close to attacking Phineas, but suddenly a great big maple tree branch snapped off the maple tree and landed right on Mogar’s head which was causing him to fall over near Phineas after Yamcha chopped it down and fled.
Very far away Sonic and Shadow heard a distant rumbling and they both turned around and saw a great big cloud of dust.
Meanwhile back with Phineas he crouched down shaking in fear just as the dust began clearing up and Phineas slowly turned around and saw that Mogar wasn’t moving around.
Rogar gasped in shock.
“Mogar!” Rogar exclaimed in shock as he removed the maple tree branch off Mogar.
“Rogar?” Mogar asked as he coughed silently.
“Rogar, is that you?” Mogar asked.
“I’m here for you, Mogar.” Rogar said.
“Come closer, Rogar.” Mogar said as Rogar came closer to him.
“Yeah, Mogar, what is it?” Rogar asked.
“I’m feeling so cold.” Mogar whispered to Rogar.
“That’s just because we’re big and tough.” Rogar said as Mogar smacked him.
“Ow….” Rogar said.
“Goofball……..” Mogar said as he gasped and closed his eyes and he was now deceased.
“Mogar, no……” Rogar said tearfully.
"Noooooooooooo!” Rogar wailed.
“This is all my whole entire fault, I’m so sorry, Mogar.” Rogar said as he patted his deceased brother’s head.
“How am I ever gonna explain this to Uncle Stripey?” Rogar asked tearfully.
“Good grief!” Rogar sobbed in humiliation as the great big cloud of dust formed around causing Phineas to back away near Mogar’s deceased body.
Phineas noticed that somebody was pointing something near his back and he yelped and stuck his hands up in mid-air and he turned himself around and moved around karate style.
“Back away, I’m crazy, I’m trippin’!” Phineas shouted as he was making kung fu noises and unknown to him Sonic and Shadow watched in amazement on what had happened and Phineas kept doing the karate moves ‘til he hit Sonic’s right leg by accident.
“Ow, what the….” Sonic said as Phineas screamed in fear and Sonic and Shadow screamed in fear back at him and Phineas screamed in fear again just as Sonic and Shadow screamed in fear hanging on to 1 another.
Phineas went behind Mogar’s deceased body while taking cover.
“Don’t attack us, we’re terribly sorry, it was all Sonic’s idea!” Shadow exclaimed as Sonic nodded his head in agreement, but he stared at Shadow and Phineas stared at them looking a bit confused.
“Phineas, did you murder that tiger?” Sonic asked as Phineas began thinking about the question Sonic was asking him and if he told them that the maple tree branch murdered Mogar Sonic and Shadow would continue where they left off unless he answered them in a different way by fibbing.
Phineas smirked and stood on Mogar’s deceased body.
“Uh yeah right, exactly how it looks? that’s how it is.” Phineas said.
“What the heck happened?” Shadow asked as Phineas smirked.
“Oh so you really wanna know what the heck happened?” Phineas asked.
“Yeah right you’re standing on a tiger.” Shadow said.
“Go on, dude.” Sonic said.
“Well I’ll tell you what the heck happened.” Phineas said.
Meanwhile back at the Dragon Wash Phineas began his story not only in front of Sonic and Shadow, but everybody else and everybody came around him listening to his story while Isabella sat on the stair steps right near him.
Phineas began telling his story to all of the cartoon characters and video game characters.
“Big old tiger about 30 feet long, so he’s running around at me, right? with teeth like razor blades and I was like ‘You’re gonna come at me like that? you’re gonna come at the ‘P’ like that’?” Phineas said.
“Hey, Phineas, do the muscle thing, the muscle thing.” Isabella said.
"Oh yeah right.” Phineas said as he was flexing his right muscle.
“So I told that dude, ‘You see this dude?’ and I pointed like this, well he’s got a cousin and he lives right around here and I think it's time for a little bit of family fun time!” Phineas and Isabella exclaimed as they both laughed in unison just as the crowd cheered and Isabella smiled just as she stood right next to him looking very cheerful.
“You see, Shadow, I told you we were right here.” Sonic said.
“Pardon me, pardon me, move it!” Kimi exclaimed as she shoved them aside.
“Oh sorry about that, she seems so nice when she’s on television.” Shadow said as Kimi walked around right in front of Phineas and she was holding the red and blue microphone just as she lightly pushed Isabella right next to the camera woman.
“Phineas, Kimi Finster, as the 1st dude in history to ever take on a tiger and win, tell me, does this mean you’re now protector of the city, the new action hero in town?” Kimi asked.
“Kimi, I’m keeping up the good work, but can I please call you Kimi?” Phineas asked.
“Of course, Phineas.” Kimi said.
“Every single tiger that try to mess around in Phineas Town is going down!” Phineas exclaimed as all of the cartoon characters and video game characters cheered while watching Phineas on the big screen on the building.
Myreille and Silver who was carrying Myreille’s shopping bags watched the big television screen seeing Phineas.
“Yeah right, it’s poetic, in the heat, I always get poetic.” Phineas said.
“Phineas, hmm…..Phineas.” Myreille said.
Meanwhile back at the Dragon Wash Vector got right next to Phineas.
“Get outta here, any further questions will be filled in by me.” Vector said.
“And you are?” Kimi asked.
“I’m his manager, Vector the Crocodile.” Vector said.
“And I’m his financial advisor!” Crazy Sheen shouted as everybody stared at him and Crazy Sheen became embarrassed.
“You wanna see my sock puppets?” Crazy Sheen asked as he got out his sock puppets.
“Hello there.” Crazy Sheen said in 1 of his sock puppets’ voice.
“Can you excuse us for 1 single minute?” Phineas asked as he and Vector turned themselves around and began their conversation.
“My manager?” Phineas asked.
“Dude, you're a superstar, we’re gonna make a fortune.” Vector said.
“What about the 9 g’s?” Phineas asked.
“Forget about the 9 g’s, from now on, we’re partners.” Vector said.
“So what are we speaking about?” Phineas asked.
“I’m thinking about the cash split.” Vector said.
"That’s awesome!” Phineas explained.
“You get 16, I get 32.” Vector said as Phineas frowned at him.
“I don’t think so, Vector.” Phineas said.
“Speak to me.” Vector said.
“You get 23.” Phineas said.
“32.” Vector said.
“49.” Phineas said.
“Dude, you’re going the wrong way.” Phineas said.
“50-50.” Phineas and Vector said in unison.
“Are you proud of yourself, Phineas?” Vector asked.
“No, Vector, are you?” Phineas asked.
“No, Phineas.” Vector said.
“Deal!” Phineas and Vector exclaimed in unison as they began doing their handshakes and they faced the crowd to continue where they left off.
"My manager and I are now prepared to take on your questions.” Phineas said.
“Phineas, are you gonna continue working here at the Dragon Wash?” Kimi asked.
“Please, Kimi, I hardly work here now.” Phineas said as the entire crowd laughed uncontrollably in unison.
“Keep it up, dude, you’re slaying them.” Vector said.
“No way, he’s slaying tigers.” Kimi said.
“Hey, that’s great, I like that, Phineas the tiger slayer.” Vector said.
"Wow, a tiger slayer!” Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor exclaimed in unison.
“You heard it here 1st, but from now on, if any single tiger tries to bother this city, it’s his funeral service.” Kimi said as Phineas was flexing his muscles on the big screen.
ToonBoyDan: “Well it looks like Phineas is now the richest and the greatest so just read and review.”
==Chapter 6: Phineas’s fortune==
Meanwhile in the caverns the devastation had just begun for the murderous passing away of Mogar and Stripey was just standing there with his fiancé, Pouncy who was weeping silently on his right shoulder and he just stood there just as the other tigers in World War 2 Japanese soldier uniforms, Gestapo uniforms and world War 2 German soldier picked up Mogar’s green bamboo casket and buried him and Stripey and Pouncy just stood there to see Mogar’s tombstone that said: ‘Here lies Mogar, A Tough and Ferocious Tiger’ 1 more time. Soon after, his kingdom is forced to surrender 99.95% of their land to the Pokemon and the Sanriolites.
Inside the caverns Tony the Tiger just finished the song dedicated to Mogar.
“Mogar, we’ll miss you.” Tony said.
“For Mogar.” the other tigers said as they began toasting for Mogar.
Meanwhile Stripey and Mephiles just stood there just as 1 of the tigers began speaking about Mogar’s murderous passing away.
“It’s a terrible thing, Stripey, everybody loved Mogar, might whoever did this pass away in a thousand deaths and might his motionless body rot in the fiery depths of doom.” Fuzzy said as Stripey stared at him and sighed devastatingly.
“Thanks for your kind thoughts, Fuzzy.” Stripey said as Fuzzy nodded his head.
“Oh and may Rogar be found safe and sound too, I just hope he’s alright.” Fuzzy said as he left.
“Oh, Rogar…..” Stripey said devastatingly with a sigh.
“Don’t worry about it, master.” Mephiles said as he was pouring himself some diet root beer.
“I just said some things to him, we gotta find him.” Stripey said.
“We’re searching everywhere, forget about it, he’ll turn up real soon.” Mephiles said.
“What the heck is wrong with him? why’s he gotta be so different? Mogar, the lord rests his soul he was perfect, perfect.” Stripey said as he didn’t realize that Rogar stood outside by the window watching him and Rogar looked very devastated that he would never become the true tiger within him and Rogar never had any choice but to run away ‘cause Stripey would never accept him for who he really is.
“Oh, Mephiles, who could’ve done it?” Stripey asked as Tony came over to him and cleared his throat.
“Stripey, at this most difficult time, please accept my deepest condolences.” Tony said.
“Thanks, Tony, for honoring my nephew with your song.” Stripey said.
“I got some news about the dude who took out Mogar.” Tony said as he accidentally farted in front of 1 of the tigers which was causing him to faint on the cave ground.
“Tony, let’s speak over here.” Stripey said as he and Tony walked around towards the window to speak in peace.
“He came outta nowhere this dude and he calls himself ‘the tiger slayer’.” Tony said as Stripey cleared his throat knowing that Tony had faced him in the wrong direction.
“Tony, over here.” Stripey said.
"Sorry about that, ‘The tiger slayer’.” Tony said.
“Where would I find him, Tony?” Stripey asked.
“He’s from Cartoon City, Stripey, that’s all we could ever find.” Tony said as Stripey kissed his hands in honor.
“Thanks, Tony, thanks.” Stripey said as Tony bowed down to him and left.
“Any requests?” Tony asked.
“How ‘bout that ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ song?” Tony asked.
“No way!” the other tigers exclaimed in unison.
“Mephiles….” Stripey said.
“Get Vector, he knows that city more than anybody, I wanna find this dude, I wanna know about him, where he lives, where he sleeps, he pops the teeth, I wanna know it, who’s the tiger slayer?” Stripey said as he wouldn’t stop at anything to get his revenge about the dude that took out Mogar.
“Here he is, the tiger slayer!” Knuckles exclaimed.
Meanwhile at the big city Phineas turned himself around wearing a blue cape and red sunglasses.
Everybody began cheering for the new action hero in town and from comic books, Nickelodeon magazines, television commercials, action figures, video games and billboards he was now the richest and the greatest.
Later on Phineas went inside the elevator which was taking him above the city and the elevator doors opened just as Phineas walked around into his new home and Phineas’s eyes widened in amazement that everything he dreamed about just came true and he was a somebody right now.
"Let’s get this disco party started right now!” Phineas exclaimed as everybody disco danced for the disco dance party while Sonic and Shadow were the DJs.
“There he is, the big P.” Vector said.
“Vector!” Phineas exclaimed.
“Pound that dude, pound it.” Vector said as Phineas pounded his right fist.
“Phineas, raise the city, raise the city, dude!” Vector exclaimed as he continued disco dancing like a crazy crocodile.
“Oh yeah!” Phineas exclaimed as he backed away.
“Alright!” Vector exclaimed as he continued disco dancing.
Just as Phineas backed away Isabella entered the room holding something in her hands.
“Isabella, you made it.” Phineas said as he was about to hug her.
“Wait, Phineas, you’re gonna break my gift.” Isabella said.
“Come on, Isabella, you didn’t need to me anything, what’d you get me?” Phineas asked
“Well, Phineas, what does every single bachelor pad need?” Isabella said as she showed him his gift which was a red lava lamp.
“A red lava lamp? how’d you know I like lava lamps? you know what, Isabella? I’m gonna put it right next to my other 1.” Phineas said as Isabella smiled, but her eyes widened in amazement when she saw a big blue lava lamp and this penthouse had everything.
“Hey come on, Isabella, I wanna show you the greatest thing about this place.” Phineas said as Isabella walked around over to the balcony right next to Phineas and they stared at the beautiful viewing.
“How wonderful is this viewing, Isabella?” Phineas asked.
“Above the city, it’s wonderful.” Isabella said as she gasped in amazement.
“I know, Isabella, it’s beautiful, right?” Phineas asked.
“Just like you and your new apartment, it’s, wow, awesome.’ Isabella said as she was hoping that Phineas didn't hear that he’s wonderful.
“What I’m really trying to say is that I’m very proud of you.” Isabella said.
“Yeah right, Isabella, it was nothing, you know, really, hey, you know what? stay right here, don’t move away from this spot, I’ll be right back, gal, you are gonna flip.” Phineas said as he left the balcony to get something for Isabella.
Isabella began checking her peppermint breath and hoping that this was the time to tell him how she really felt about him.
“I’m back, Isabella.” Phineas said.
“Oh, Phineas, you’re back.” Isabella said as Phineas chuckled and walked around towards her holding something familiar behind his back.
“You know what, Isabella? where I am right now, this entire new life I got, all of my dreams and visions coming true in a weird sort of way….well, I never could’ve done it without you.” Phineas said.
“Oh sure you could, Phineas, but probably not.” Isabella said with a chuckle.
“Isabella, here you go.” Phineas said as he showed her a little red box.
“Oh, Phineas.” Isabella said as she thought it was a jewelry necklace.
“I know, Isabella, I’m terribly sorry that it took so long.” Phineas said as he apologized.
“Oh that’s alright.” Isabella said as things were going great.
Phineas opened the lid and showed her the same light pink gem from before.
“My light pink gem.” Isabella said as Phineas showed her the light pink gem along with the other gems forming a beautiful necklace.
“With love and interest, now I’ll never forget anything and I would never forget who my close friends are.” Phineas said.
"Oh, Phineas…..” Isabella said as she was just a little bit crushed, but it was very nice that he gave her the light pink gem and she and Phineas both chuckled and Phineas stared at her just as Isabella smiled at him.
“Isabella, I…….” Phineas said as their beautiful minute got interrupted by Myreille.
“Oh hi there, I’m not interrupting anything, am I?” Myreille asked.
“Yeah right, Myreille, we’re just speaking.” Isabella said.
“No way, hey, Myreille, you’re here, oh you gotta meet my close friend, Isabella.” Phineas said
“Your close friend? oh that’s nice, so you won’t mind if I borrow him for a bit, will you?” Myreille asked as Isabella shook her head.
Phineas and Myreille walked around inside just as Myreille looked at Isabella and Isabella watched them going inside and sighed devastatingly that she was so close of telling Phineas how she was feeling.
Meanwhile inside the apartment Phineas and Susie walked around inside, holding hands while everybody continued disco dancing.
“Well look who’s a somebody after all.” Susie said while smirking as Phineas chuckled.
“Well, Myreille, you know……..” Phineas said as Carl entered the penthouse breathing and looked terrified.
“Tigers, on the edge of the city, they’re tough and vicious!” Carl exclaimed in fear as everybody began screaming in fear and ran away to take cover.
“Tigers!” Phineas exclaimed as he hid right behind Myreille.
“Alright, everybody go back home to your loved 1s, spend the last 2 hours that you got with 1 another.” Phineas said as everybody stopped screaming in fear and running around and they stared at him while Myreille stepped aside.
Phineas looked at them.
“Oh I mean…that’s the way it used to be around here, we had been all scrambling around for cover and stuff, but not since Phineas came to town.” Phineas said as everybody cheered while Phineas spoke to Susie.
“So, Myreille, sweetie, just wait right over here and I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take care of the tigers.” Phineas said as he walked around towards the elevator with a nervous look.
“Go get ‘em, dude!” Vector exclaimed while cheering for Phineas.
“Biceps and triceps!” Phineas exclaimed as he laughed and growled brave and heroically.
“Alright, Phineas!” Silver exclaimed as he cheered for him as well.
“Go get ‘em, Phineas!” Vector exclaimed as everybody continued cheering and whistling while Susie just stood there.
Phineas continued growling just as the doors closed on him.
Phineas began sobbing and wailing knowing that he would be in very big trouble.
ToonBoyDan: “Well here’s the next chapter where we’ll find out about Rogar’s secret so just read and review.”
==Chapter 7: Rogar’s secret==
Meanwhile that night 2 tigers named Jack and Henry were walking around the city looking for Rogar.
“Rogar!” Jack called out to him.
“Where the heck is he? Rogar!” Jack called out to him again as Henry smacked him on the back of his head.
“Hey, what the heck are you doing? there’s a tiger slayer out there, do you wanna be next?” Henry asked.
“Oh yeah right.” Jack said as he began whispering loudly.
“Rogar!” Jack silently shouted as Henry rolled his eyes just as he and Jack continued looking for Rogar.
Meanwhile Phineas was hiding in the bushes when the tigers were walking around.
Phineas sighed in relief.
“Whoa, that was close.” Phineas said.
“Very close indeed.” Rogar’s voice said as Phineas looked up very slowly and saw that Rogar was right behind him looking down at him.
“Don’t panic.” Rogar said as Phineas smiled a bit and he was about to scream in fear, but Rogar covered his mouth and grabbed him.
“It’s alright, we’re safe and sound.” Rogar said.
“Good grief, not you again.” Phineas said while getting outta Rogar’s grasp.
“Yeah right, AAAH! what the heck was that?” Rogar asked.
“Hey, what the heck is with you, dude?” Phineas asked as he was getting outta Rogar’s grasp again.
Rogar shushed Phineas.
“He could be anywhere else.” Rogar said.
“Who could it be?” Phineas asked.
“The tiger slayer.” Rogar said as Phineas got outta Rogar’s grasp.
“There’s no tiger slayer out here.” Phineas said as Rogar chuckled.
“Of course there is.” Rogar said as Phineas mimicked Rogar’s chuckle.
"No there’s not, dude, trust me on this 1.” Phineas said.
“Get a hold of yourself, dude, this is no time to go crazy!” Rogar exclaimed.
“No way, you’re the 1 who’s going crazy, crazy!” Phineas exclaimed as Rogar sighed in relief.
“You’re right, dude, I’m terribly sorry, I haven’t been myself ever since the uh….the uh…..don’t weep….” Rogar said tearfully as he collapsed on the flower bed weeping in anguish ‘cause he would never forget about the incident when Mogar was murdered and he was never coming back home.
Phineas looked at Rogar in concern.
“Now way, it’s no big deal, just relax, dude.” Phineas said as Rogar couldn’t take it anymore.
“It’s my entire fault, kind of, not really, but still, my own brother…….” Rogar said tearfully.
“Look, you just need a little more time, dude and look, things are gonna work out.” Phineas said.
“Do you really think so?” Rogar asked as he controlled himself.
“Yeah right, so look, I’m gonna take off and you can just go home, alright?” Phineas asked.
“Alright.” Rogar said as he nodded his head.
“Hey good luck, dude.” Phineas said as he began leaving, but Rogar grabbed him.
“Wait, stop, I didn’t get your name.” Rogar said.
“Phineas……” Phineas said as he introduced himself while trying to get outta Rogar’s grasp 1ce again.
“I’m Rogar, hi there, wait 1 single minute, where do you live?” Rogar asked as Phineas got outta his grasp again.
“Rogar, where I come from, cartoon characters like me don’t like getting grabbed by tigers.” Phineas said.
"Sorry about that, Phineas.” Rogar said.
“Now go home.” Phineas said.
“But there’s no home for me anymore, Phineas, don’t you understand that?” Rogar asked.
“You’re too big to be grabbing on me like that, Rogar.” Phineas asked.
“Take me home with you, Phineas, you won’t even notice I’m here. I’m like the invisible tiger.” Rogar said as he covered his eyes for a little while and he uncovered his eyes and stared at Phineas who was staring at him.
“Are you crazy, Rogar?” Phineas asked.
“Please, Phineas, I’m begging you, don’t leave me here alone.” Rogar sobbed and begged as Phineas shushed him.
“Hey, put your hands on the wall where I can see them!” Brittany’s voice exclaimed by the wall as Phineas and Rogar hid by the wall and Phineas shushed Rogar and began looking around until he saw Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.
“We got you!” Eleanor exclaimed as Phineas sighed.
“Hey, Chipettes.” Phineas said.
“Phineas!” the Chipettes cheered in unison.
“What are you gals doing here?” Phineas asked.
“Check out my crazy burner.” Jeanette said.
“Whoop, there it is.” the Chipettes said in unison as Phineas saw a picture of him riding on a tiger.
“We hope you like it, Phineas.” Eleanor said.
"Wow, you gals really got some skills.” Phineas said as he was very impressed with them.
“It’s the wild style, dude.” Brittany said.
“Hey, gals, what the heck did I tell you? you gals shouldn’t be out here and besides it’s not safe for the 3 of you to be out here all night long.” Phineas said as he lightly pushed the Chipettes away.
“It is now, Phineas, you’re the tiger slayer.” Jeanette said.
“Tiger slayer?” Rogar asked as he was a bit confused knowing that Phineas was a tiger slayer.
“What the heck was that?” Eleanor asked as Phineas coughed silently while covering Rogar.
“Sometimes I would be coughing for nothing, but look, I need you off those streets, seriously, get yourselves back home, I’ll tell your caregivers that you’re all doing crazy stuff.” Phineas said as he watched the Chipettes leave.
“See you later, Phineas!” Brittany exclaimed waving as she, Jeanette and Eleanor left.
Phineas walked around back to the other corner where Rogar listened to the entire thing.
“Rogar, did you see what just happened here?” Phineas asked.
“I know, Phineas, they think you’re the tiger slayer, as if.” Rogar said between chuckles as Phineas frowned at him.
“I don’t usually appreciate your crazy tone actually.” Phineas said as he began leaving and Rogar followed him.
“No, Phineas, wait up, I’m terribly sorry, seriously, I don’t want you fed up with me and I definitely don’t want you to…….(Rogar Chuckled) slay me.” Rogar said as he began laughing.
“Are you having such a good time, Rogar? are you enjoying yourself?” Phineas asked as Rogar continued laughing uncontrollably.
“Well for your information I’m the tiger slayer, Phineas the tiger slayer, that’s what other people will be saying.” Phineas said as he continued bowing down imagining that the other cartoon characters and video game characters continued cheering and whistling.
Rogar stopped laughing when he heard what Phineas just said.
“Wait, Phineas, you mean you………” Rogar said.
“Yeah, Rogar?” Phineas asked.
“When the maple tree branch……..” Rogar said as he gasped.
“Oh, Phineas, you’re a fibber.” Rogar said.
“Hey come on, Rogar, I didn’t fib, alright? alright, I fibbed, but it was a little fib, now come on, who’s it gonna offend anyway? dude, I’m not explaining myself to you, you’re on your own right now.” Phineas said as he walked off.
“No problem, Phineas, and if the lord forbid, somebody should, I don’t know find out the truth about the tiger slayer on my way back……” Rogar said.
"You wouldn’t, Rogar.” Phineas said as he knew that Rogar would tell everybody the truth.
“Oh yes I would.” Rogar said with a smirk.
Phineas didn’t wanna be the laughing stock of the entire city and be a nobody again.
Phineas sighed and smiled while petting Rogar’s head.
“Come here, Rogar, of course you can come with me, but you know that you’re a tiger, right? and I’m a tiger slayer, so we can’t be seen together forever, you got it?” Phineas asked.
“I got it, Phineas.” Rogar said as he understood and followed Phineas to the city.
Meanwhile Phineas opened the sewer lid on the road checking to see if everybody was out there, but there was no sign of him or her out there.
“Alright, Rogar, follow my every single move and don’t make 1 single sound.” Phineas said.
“You got it, Phineas.” Rogar said as he understood just as he heard his echo.
“Wow, an echo, echo!” Rogar exclaimed as he chuckled when he heard more of his echoes.
“Now batting for the Big Tough Tiger………” Rogar said as Phineas hit him on the back of his head.
“Ow, it’s not alright to hit.” Rogar said.
Phineas removed the lid and climbed up on the road.
Rogar began climbing up, but without warning he was stuck due to his big tiger body.
Phineas grabbed Rogar’s paws and pulled him out, but suddenly they heard somebody speaking.
Phineas pulled Rogar outta the sewers and took cover by the building.
Phineas saw Mario and Luigi walking around.
Phineas watched them walking around and signaled Rogar to follow him.
Phineas began doing some kung fu moves towards the mailbox and ran around towards the garage by the dragon wash.
Phineas pushed the red button to open the door for Rogar and he signaled him to come on.
Rogar smiled and began following Phineas’s moves, but without warning he began tumbling towards trashcans and mailboxes making a lot of loud noises.
Rogar crashed into the dumpster and entered the garage.
Phineas had quite enough of it.
“Get your tail in here, Rogar!” Phineas exclaimed.
“Do you think anybody heard that, Phineas?” Rogar asked as he clonked his head on the door and came inside.
Phineas groaned, but he was hoping that nobody was awake.
“Hey, who the heck was that?” Crazy Sheen asked as he opened the door to his apartment.
“Hey, who the heck is out here?” Crazy Sheen asked.
“Hey, Crazy Sheen.” Rogar said as Crazy Sheen smiled at him.
“Hey, I thought I heard something, Phineas, did you get that tiger?” Crazy Sheen asked.
“You got no idea, Crazy Sheen.” Phineas said.
“Hey, that’s great, well, I gotta go, my favorite television show’s on.” Crazy Sheen said as he closed the door and began watch television and Phineas heard him laughing uncontrollably inside his apartment and he came inside the garage and closed the door.
“Alright, Rogar, we’re safe and sound from now on.” Phineas said.
“Wow, hey, a jungle bed.” Rogar said as he came on the bed relaxing himself.
“Oh that’s good, yeah, snuggly, buggly, wuggly.” Rogar said as he cuddled Phineas and gave him a noogie.
“I like you, dude, you’re my new close friend.” Rogar said.
“Whoa, hang on, cut it out, you wanna be close friends? fine, but we gotta put down some rules, rule # 1: no snuggly, buggly, whatever that just was.” Phineas said.
“You got it, Phineas, anything else?” Rogar asked.
“Rule # 2, and this is the most important rule, in the event that possibly you’re starved to death…..” Phineas said as Rogar cut him off.
“Don’t worry about it, Phineas, I’m not gonna eat anybody, just in case if you didn’t notice, I’m different from the other tigers, so let’s put it this way and leave it that way, good night.” Rogar said as he was a bit nervous ‘cause he didn’t wanna eat anybody like Phineas.
“Define the word ‘different’, Rogar.” Phineas said.
“You’ll laugh, Phineas.” Rogar said as he turned over to the other side of the jungle bed.
“I’m not gonna laugh, Rogar.” Phineas said.
“Well that’s what you always say, so then what happens later on? you laugh.” Rogar said.
“Rogar, I give you my every single word.” Phineas said as he held up his right hand promising that he wouldn’t laugh.
Rogar sighed and sat right down on the jungle bed.
“Alright, Phineas, I’ll tell you, I…….I like bar-b-q ribs.” Rogar said as he covered his head with the jungle pillow ignoring the laughter from Phineas and he stared at him realizing that Phineas didn’t laugh.
Phineas tried not to laugh.
“Hold it, Rogar, so that’s it?” Phineas said as he tried to hold in his laughter.
“What do you mean that’s it, Phineas? you’re the 1st dude I ever told, I’m so tired of keeping it a secret and my Uncle Stripey, he’ll never appreciate me for who I really am, what the heck is going on with me?” Rogar asked.
“Nothing’s wrong with you, dude, I think all tigers should be just like you.” Phineas said.
“Gosh, Phineas, that’s nice of you to say.” Rogar said.
“And quit blaming yourself for what happened, Rogar.” Rogar said.
“Really, Phineas?” Rogar asked.
“If you wanna blame anybody, Rogar, blame me, if I hadn’t been there in the 1st place none of this would’ve happened.” Phineas said as he walked away.
“Wow, if Uncle Stripey knew that, he would ice you for sure.” Rogar said as Phineas stopped and turned himself around.
“Ice, what the heck is he, Rogar? the tiger father or something?” Phineas asked.
“Yeah right.” Rogar said.
“What the heck do you mean yeah right?” Phineas asked.
“Yeah right, Phineas, he is.” Rogar said as Phineas’s eyes and ears began twitching and Phineas gulped nervously in fear.
“Hey, Phineas, are you alright?” Rogar asked as Phineas didn’t answer him.
Phineas was now terrified that if Stripey found out he was doomed for the rest of his entire life.
ToonBoyDan “Good grief, it can’t get any worse for Phineas, can it? here’s where Isabella finds Rogar in the dragon wash garage, so just read and review.”
==Chapter 8: Phineas is busted==
Meanwhile back at Phineas’s apartment Sonic and Shadow were playing a video game on the plasma television screen when they saw Phineas getting eaten up by a tiger in the video game and they were the only 1s who were inside while everybody left to get some rest.
“I told you, Shadow!” Sonic exclaimed.
“I’m doing it, Sonic.” Shadow said.
"A, B, double C, Z, left, right, up and down.” Sonic said as he was helping Shadow out.
“Left and right, I got it.” Shadow said as he and Sonic continued playing their video game while Vector was on the red wireless cell phone with a fed up look on his face.
“Oh yeah? well I got news for you, the tiger slayer made me his manager, so I’m now what I like to call untouchable, do you hear me?” Vector asked.
“Vector!” Phineas exclaimed as he entered the living room panicking in fear.
“Hey, Phineas.” Sonic and Shadow said in unison as they were still playing their favorite video game.
Phineas saw himself getting eaten up by a tiger again.
“Oh hey, Vector.” Phineas said.
“Hey, here he is, my close friend the tiger slayer, so now you gotta pay me protection.” Vector said.
“Vector, the deal is off, that tiger I murdered was Stripey’s nephew!” Phineas exclaimed in fear.
“I know, Phineas, isn’t it great?” Vector asked.
“Well not if he finds out.” Phineas said in fear.
“What the heck do you mean, Phineas? I got him on the cell phone right now.” Vector said as Phineas gasped in fear knowing that Stripey had found out already.
“That’s right, Stripey, I got the tiger slayer right here in front of me.” Vector said as Phineas told him to shut the heck up, but Vector nodded his head and gave him a big thumb up.
“And he’s gonna slay you and all of your tigers.”
“Vector, shut the heck up, shut the heck up.” Phineas said in fear.
“Hey, that’s great, I like it, shut the heck up, Stripey, shut the heck up!” Vector exclaimed as Phineas sighed knowing that he was in very big trouble.
“What the……..? dude, he wants to speak to you.” Vector said.
“No way, Vector, I’m not here.” Phineas said as he backed away.
“Yeah right, he’s right over here.” Vector said as he gave Phineas the red cell phone.
Phineas took the red cell phone from Vector.
“Hello……..” Phineas said gently.
“Shut the heck up?!? shut the heck up?!? you don’t tell me to shut the heck up, I tell you to shut the heck up!” Stripey shouted as he heard a beeping sound on the on line signal.
“Hello……..” Stripey said.
“Hey, how the heck are you doing? let me have a good tasty pizza with everything on it, mushrooms, meatballs, green peppers……..” Mephiles said as Stripey cut him off.
“Mephiles!” Stripey shouted.
“Oh hi there, master, why the heck are you working in some pizza joint?” Mephiles asked.
“Get off the telephone!” Stripey shouted.
“But I’m starving.” Mephiles said as he hung up.
Stripey sighed and continued from where he left off.
“My dudes are coming for you, tiger slayer and they’re gonna tear you apart arm from arm!” Stripey shouted as he hung up the wireless telephone.
Phineas slumped down on the futon knowing that he was doomed for the rest of his entire life.
“Come on, Phineas, who’s your dude? who takes good care of you? alright, dudes, the game’s over, it’s time to get busy.” Vector said as he turned off their video game.
“Oh come on, Vector, I was winning!” Sonic exclaimed as Shadow sighed just as he saw 2 scraps on the floor.
“Sonic, weren’t you suppose to pick those up from the disco dance party?” Shadow asked as he began picking them up and Sonic stopped him.
“Hold it right there, Shadow, those 2 are mine.” Sonic said.
“Wait, what the crap?” Shadow asked.
“That’s Mario and that’s Luigi, Luigi’s very crazy and Mario is the serious 1, but just get them together forever and hang on to your sides.” Sonic said as Shadow picked up the scraps and smirked.
“It was nice meeting both of you.” Shadow said as he crumbled them up.
Sonic gasped in shock.
“Shadow, you filthy murderer!” Sonic exclaimed as he began chasing Shadow who was very ticked, but Vector grabbed both of them while leaving.
“Vector, you got it all wrong, dude!” Phineas exclaimed as he followed him.
“They’re gonna write songs about you, Phineas.” Vector said as the elevator doors closed right in front of Phineas.
“Vector, come on, dude!” Phineas exclaimed as he pushed the green button repeatedly.
“Maybe I can help you, Phineas.” Myreille’s voice said as Phineas turned around and saw Myreille sitting on the futon and Phineas smiled at her.
“Hey, Myreille, what are you doing here? you just seem popping up outta places.” Phineas said.
“Well, Phineas, you said for me to wait, so……(Myreille clapped her hands when the beautiful music began playing in the background and the lights came on) I was waiting.” Myreille said as Phineas chuckled nervously just as the elevator doors opened up.
“Look, Myreille, I don’t got enough time for the hand clapping make the lights go on music playing in the dark sort of thing.” Phineas said.
"What are you terrified of, Phineas?” Myreille asked.
“Terrified? yeah right, Myreille, that’s hilarious, I’m not terrified of anything, it’s just that………Ohhhhhh.…” Phineas said as he relaxed while Myreille began massaging his shoulders.
“Oh, baby cakes, you’re so tense.” Myreille said as she continued massaging Phineas’s shoulders.
“Yeah right, Susie I was so stressed out lately, you know, protecting the city, I do that all by myself and you know that it’s just crazy.” Phineas said.
“Well it’s just too much, Phineas, it’s piling up.” Myreille said.
“Yeah right, you know what, Myreille? 1 thing above the other, actually, I was thinking about retiring.” Phineas said as Myreille put Phineas against the big red lava lamp.
“You don’t wanna do that, Phineas.” Myreille said.
“I don’t?” Phineas asked.
“You just worked your way to get above and you don’t want to go back down there, do you?” Myreille asked.
"No way, Susie, no I don’t.” Phineas said.
“You can just show them whose boss, Phineas, and those tigers can leave you alone.” Myreille said.
“Yeah, Myreille, you’re absolutely right.” Phineas said as he began looking for Rogar.
“Rogar……” Phineas said as he left the apartment which was leaving Susie smiling at him.
Meanwhile Phineas went back to the garage to speak with Rogar ‘cause he got a plan so the other tigers wouldn’t bother him again and he opened the door and looked for Rogar.
“Rogar, where the heck are you?” Phineas asked as he jumped nervously when he saw Isabella staring at him.
“Hi there, Phineas.” Isabella said.
“Isabella, what the heck are you doing here?” Phineas asked.
"What, Phineas? did you forget something?” Isabella asked as Phineas looked around.
“Well maybe you forgot…….your tiger!” Isabella exclaimed angrily as
Rogar continued sipping his blueberry banana milkshake when he saw Phineas.
“Hi there, Phineas.” Rogar said.
“Uh…Tiger, run for your entire life, Isabella, I’ll cover you, hurry, before it’s too late, go on without me!” Phineas exclaimed.
"Oh, quit it, Phineas, your pet tiger here told me everything.” Isabella said angrily.
“Good grief, Rogar, why the heck would you do that?” Phineas asked looking a bit upset and confused.
“I don't know, Phineas, I like her.” Rogar said.
“Thanks, I like you too.” Isabella said as she smiled, but it didn’t last forever when she got fed up with Phineas.
“Phineas, what the heck were you thinking? bringing him in here?” Isabella asked angrily.
“No, Isabella, I’m still working out the kinks.” Phineas said.
“Kinks? you fibbed, Phineas, everybody thinks you slayed the tiger!” Isabella shouted angrily.
“Who the heck am I to tell them that they’re wrong, Isabella?” Phineas asked.
“How could you fib in front of me, Phineas?!? me!” Isabella shouted angrily.
“Don’t take it personally, Isabella, come on, I fibbed in front of everybody!” Phineas exclaimed in fear as Isabella looked a bit hurt that Phineas not only fibbed in front of her, but he fibbed in front of everybody.
“Alright, Isabella, look, I’m terribly sorry, I totally betrayed you, but listen, I got 1 little problem that I need to take care of.” Phineas asked.
“And what’s that, Phineas?” Isabella asked looking a bit upset and confused.
“Tigers are coming to get me!” Phineas exclaimed in fear.
“And they should, I mean, what did you expect? you would take credit for murdering a tiger and everything would be fine for the rest of your entire life?” Isabella asked angrily.
“Uh…..yeah right, but, hey, don’t you worry about it, me and Rogar got it and we’re gonna fix it.” Phineas said.
"Whoa, wait a minute, don’t want any part of this.” Rogar said.
“Too late now, bar-b-q ribs lover, they’re looking for you too.” Phineas said.
“Point taken, so what’s the plan?” Rogar asked.
“Well, this is what we’re gonna do.” Phineas said as he began making his plan.
“Alright, here’s the plan: Phineas, you tell the truth and you, go back home.” Isabella said angrily as Rogar and Phineas looked at her and at 1 another ‘til they began laughing.
Phineas continued just as he held up the brush full of red paint.
“Alright, Rogar, look, this is what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna paint you up all bloody, a great big mess, right? then you’re gonna run out there and meet the other tigers right before they get here and you’re gonna say ‘Stop, don’t do that, don’t go any further, that tiger slayer’s crazy, dude, he beat me senseless, he’s a stone cold murderer, dude!’ then you could tell them I’m big and tough and tell them I’m very handsome, throw that in and say I’m the coolest.” Phineas said as Isabella rolled her eyes.
“You’re going way too far, Phineas.” Isabella said.
“Well, actually, he hasn’t gone very far enough.” Rogar said as he was looking out the window.
“Exactly, Rogar…….what did you say?” Phineas asked.
“You need to slay a tiger and I need to disappear, so here’s what we’re gonna do.” Rogar said as Phineas began listening for what Rogar’s plan was.
ToonBoyDan: “Well we hope that you stay tuned for the 1st fight so just read and review.”
== 
Chapter 9: Pretending to fight ==
Meanwhile back at the city Kimi was on film, but she looked a bit frightened.
“This is Kimi Finster reporting live, we just confirmed reports of a…..” Kimi said as Crash and Eddie ran around screaming in fear.
“Tiger!” Crash and Eddie exclaimed in unison as they and the others ran around past Kimi screaming in fear.
Rogar ran around in the city just as everybody continued screaming and running around and taking cover and he pretended that he was gonna attack everybody which was a part of the plan from last night.
“Look, it’s the tiger slayer!” Kimi exclaimed as the camera woman used the television camera and saw Phineas.
Phineas stood right on the Mystery Machine wearing a red cape and it was time to take on the tiger.
Phineas turned himself around and posed as an action hero, but the strong wind blew the red cape and covered him.
Phineas removed the red cape and chuckled.
Phineas shouted and ran around holding out his right fist just as Rogar ran around near the road and towards him growling and they kept going towards 1 another until Phineas punched Rogar’s right eye which was sending him crashing through the billboard.
“Holy shrimp boat, did we get that?” Kimi asked.
Meanwhile at the dragon wash Isabella was writing on the papers just as Silver was right by her desk seeing Phineas on television.
“Hey, Isabella, Phineas is on television.” Silver said as Isabella turned herself around and saw Phineas showing off.
Isabella rolled her eyes and continued doing her work while the crew joined up watching Phineas.
Meanwhile back at the city Rogar and Phineas hid by the stone wall just as Rogar cringed in pain and held his right eye due to the punch Phineas gave him.
“Do you hear that, Rogar? they’re going crazy, dude, they like us.” Phineas said.
“They like you, but they hate me, can we switch sides? I can be the dude slayer and they’ll never see it coming.” Rogar said.
“Come on, Rogar, you sell this, you’ll never need to go back home again, you can just begin a new life, now give me a growl.” Phineas said.
“Alright, Phineas.” Rogar said as he began purring just as Phineas sighed.
Rogar cleared his throat and growled real loud right near Phineas’s face and that growl got everybody’s attention right by the building.
Rogar stopped growling.
“Like that, Phineas?” Rogar asked.
“That was very good, Rogar, let’s go.” Phineas said as they continued where they left off just as Phineas ran around and Rogar was chasing him passing Kimi.
Meanwhile back at the dragon wash everybody continued watching the fight scene while Vector was on the red cell phone speaking to Stripey.
“Is that all you got? do you understand how big my client is? turn on your television screen.” Vector said.
Meanwhile back at the fight scene Rogar ran around closely towards Phineas chomping his teeth to catch him.
“Rogar, Rogar, Rogar!” Phineas exclaimed as Rogar caught him in his mouth and everybody including Isabella gasped back at the dragon wash.
“Turn off your television screen, turn off your television screen.” Vector said on the red cell phone.
Meanwhile back at the city everybody stared at Rogar, but they took cover quickly when Rogar turned himself around and Rogar was looking for Phineas.
“Don’t swallow me.” Phineas said from inside Rogar’s mouth.
“Phineas?” Rogar asked.
“No, Rogar, it’s Link, the hero of time, off course it's me, why did you do that?” Phineas asked.
“I’m terribly sorry, Phineas.” Rogar said as he put his paws to his nose and was about to begin sneezing.
“No, Rogar, ‘sorry’ is when you step on somebody’s foot at the movie theater, ‘sorry’ is when you say ‘when’s the baby boy or girl due?’ and it turns out the person’s just the way she is and this is just as far away from ‘sorry’ just as you could possibly get.” Phineas said. “Phineas, I think I’m gonna sneeze.” Rogar said as he was about to begin sneezing.
“No, Rogar, just open up very nice and easy.” Phineas said as Rogar began opening his mouth very nice and easy just as Phineas strained and everybody including Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor watched hoping that it was Phineas and suddenly Phineas opened Rogar’s mouth just as everybody cheered and flashed the cameras.
“Are you dudes not entertained? you couldn’t possibly handle the truth, you got me at the power of kung fu!” Phineas exclaimed.
Isabella looked a bit confused when she saw Phineas on the television screen and she shook her head while Vector was on the red cell phone.
“Turn your television screen back on, what the heck are you doing turning your television screen off?” Vector asked.
Phineas began riding Rogar like a rodeo cowboy while everybody continued cheering and whistling.
Meanwhile Mephiles and the other tigers ran around towards the city by the order of Stripey.
Phineas began using Rogar as a barrel just as Rogar began getting very ill.
Mephiles and the others continued looking for Phineas to settle the final score with him.
“This city is very big, how are we supposed to find the tiger slayer around here?” Mephiles asked as he and the other tigers heard Rogar wailing from very far away just as Rogar was thrown around.
Rogar fell over on the wooden bridge while Phineas flexed his muscles, but it didn’t last forever when he saw Mephiles and the other tigers.
Mephiles watched Phineas finding out if he was really great and Phineas knew this was the time for the big finale.
Phineas pulled Rogar’s striped tail just as Rogar pretended to struggle in pain.
“This is it, Rogar, the big finish, just like we practiced.” Phineas said.
“The spinning tiger?” Rogar asked while grinning.
“Yep, the spinning tiger.” Phineas said as he began picking Rogar up, but he was a bit too heavy for him.
“A little bit of help here, Rogar?” Phineas asked.
“Sorry, Phineas.” Rogar said as Phineas managed to lift Rogar up and spun him around for the big finish and he grabbed his striped tail and spun him around faster until he threw him around and Rogar screamed in fear just as he got thrown around and without warning he smashed into the screen of the building and began falling over to his near death experience.
Rogar continued screaming just as Phineas watched him.
“Curse you, tiger slayer!” Rogar exclaimed as he wailed while falling over into the dark pit.
Rogar continued falling over until he came over to the other side and continued wailing and he began wailing silently and made a great big crashing sound.
Meanwhile back above Phineas sighed and came right on the Mystery Machine just as the light bulbs came outta the screen due to the crash.
"Yeah right, and you tell Stripey that I don’t ever wanna see another tiger on this city again, ever!” Phineas exclaimed as Mephiles and the other tigers retreated back to the caverns.
“Remember this name: Phineas the tiger slayer!” Phineas exclaimed.
Meanwhile back at the dragon wash the entire crowd cheered and whistled just as Vector cheered for Phineas himself.
“You see that? you see that?” Vector asked as Rogar went over to the secret pit finally finished with the job.
Meanwhile back above everybody continued cheering for Phineas’s victory.
Myreille was in the crowd and she was very proud that Phineas had won so she walked around towards him and was gonna do something to him.
Phineas continued showing off right in front of the camera just as Myreille came by and she grabbed Phineas by touching him.
"Gotcha, foolish boy!" said Myreille.
“Whoa, hey, Susie………” Phineas said as he was interrupted when Myreille began kissing him.
Meanwhile back at the dragon wash Isabella smiled at Vector.
Vector smiled back at her and watched the television screen, but he quit smiling and everybody quit cheering and whistling.
Isabella looked a bit confused and watched the television screen and what she saw made her gasp in shock ‘cause she saw Phineas being kissed by Myreille.
“It seems the tiger slayer not only conquered a few tigers today, but maybe a few hearts and souls? has the city's most awesome dude ever been snapped up? I’m Kimi Finster here live watching the tiger slayer getting kissed.” Kimi said as Isabella was feeling very devastated just as she left her desk and Vector watched her leave knowing that she liked Phineas and it looked like Isabella’s heart was now broken and shattered.
ToonBoyDan: Good idea: Rogar beginning a new life
Bad idea: Isabella being devastated ‘cause Myreille’s kissing Phineas and everything’s not going very well so just read and review.
==Chapter 10: Myreille Left Alone==
Meanwhile back at the dragon wash Isabella was reading the newspaper starting at the photograph of Phineas getting kissed by Susie and she was fed up and devastated from what she just saw while Rogar was behind the blue curtain and he was gonna dress up as something else.
“Hey, Isabella, can you give me the golden yellow and black 1s?” Rogar asked as Isabella gave him the 2 cans of golden yellow and black paint and she continued reading the newspaper.
“Thanks, Isabella.” Rogar said as Phineas came inside laughing.
“Look who just stepped in the room.” Phineas said as he continued laughing just as Isabella continued reading and she wasn’t smiling at him.
“Yeah right.” Rogar said.
“Phineas and Rogar, what a team, dude, give me that, give me some 5.” Phineas said.
“High 5, low 5.” Rogar said as he high 5d and low 5d with Phineas.
"Did you see me? I was all like….. (Phineas began making Kung Fu sounds) I was crazy.” Phineas said.
"When you punched me, the entire crowd was…aahh!” Rogar exclaimed.
"Yeah right, they ate it up and it was like a Phineas explosion.”
“How great was I, Phineas?” Rogar asked.
“Oh, Rogar, you were the bomb.” Phineas said.
“Thanks, Phineas, and hey, you, I was your great big finish on the news, great kiss, lover boy.” Rogar said.
"Whoa, dude, that’s privacy.” Phineas said.
"Privacy? Phineas, the entire city saw you do it!” Isabella exclaimed angrily as Phineas held her right hand, but she swiped her right hand away from him.“Hey, somebody’s in a very bad mood, come on, Isabella, let me see that smiling face, show me that smiling face.” Phineas said as he put both of his fingers between Isabella’s mouth by making her smile at him.
“Knock it off, Phineas!” Isabella exclaimed angrily as she pushed his arms away.
“What’s gotten into you, Isabella?” Phineas asked looking a bit confused.
“Me?!? I swear, Phineas, sometimes I wanna take your big crazy head and just…..” Isabella said angrily as she punched her right hand real fast.
“Isabella, what the heck is your problem?” Phineas asked.
“Problem? there’s no problem, Phineas, I don’t got a problem, Susie’s the only 1 with the problem.” Isabella said angrily.
“Hey, you guys…..” Rogar said.
“Well, Isabella, what do you got against Susie?” Phineas asked in concern.
“Not my mouth, that’s for sure.” Isabella said angrily as Rogar began cringing.
“What’s going on around here?” Phineas asked as he was not knowing what Isabella was speaking about.
“I’m gonna stay outta this 1.” Rogar said as he hid behind the blue curtain.
"Why would you even care about Susie anyway, Isabella?” Phineas asked looking a bit upset and confused.
“I don’t, Phineas!” Isabella exclaimed angrily.
“You don’t Isabella?” Phineas asked.
"No way!” Isabella shouted angrily.
“No way what, Isabella?” Phineas asked.
“I don't know, Phineas!” Isabella exclaimed angrily.
“You guys wanna……” Rogar said as Phineas and Isabella cut him off.
“No way!” Phineas and Isabella shouted angrily in unison as it was making Rogar back away.
“Just tell me, Phineas, ‘cause I'm curious, why the heck do you think she’s interested in you? do you even think for 1 single minute that she would even like you if you weren’t the richest and greatest tiger slayer?” Isabella asked angrily.
“Please don’t fight and argue. It's really breaking my heart.” Rogar said as Isabella ignored him.
“Are you blind, Phineas?” Isabella asked angrily.
“Well, Isabella, at least she treats me like I’m somebody!” Phineas exclaimed angrily.
“Well, Phineas, would she like you if you were a nobody?” Isabella asked angrily.
“Nobody would like me if I was a nobody!” Phineas exclaimed angrily.
"I did, Phineas!” Isabella exclaimed angrily as she walked away from him.
Phineas was very shocked from what she just said and he stared at her and he just found out that she liked him this entire time and Isabella continued looking very devastated and upset.
“Before the cash and before the fortunes and before the fib, to me you were a somebody, Phineas, but now you’re nothing, but a fraud, a savage, a traitor, a freakshow, a rat, a sham, a con and you’re such a joker.” Isabella said angrily and devastatingly as Phineas just stared at her looking a bit upset ever since she admitted that she liked him.
“Here I am, ta-da, (singsong voice) I’m Spotty, the dragon washing cheetah.” Rogar said as he smiled at them, but his smiling face faded when he saw Phineas and Isabella staring at 1 another terribly devastated and upset.
Isabella sighed devastatingly and walked away from him.
“Isabella…” Phineas said as he tried to say something to her.
“No, Phineas, just forget about it, just go already, ‘cause I’m tired of hearing how everything you had in your entire life wasn’t good enough, including me.” Isabella said angrily as Phineas tried to explain, but he was crushed and he began leaving the dragon wash garage devastatingly as Isabella's sister, Rosa got angry.
Rosa: (angry) She's right! You're just like all of our deceased enemies! You're just like Adolf Hitler and Raditz! You're just like Benito Mussolini! You're just like Joseph Stalin! You're just like everyone else!!!!!
Phineas: Guys...
Isabella's brother, Carlos got angry as well
Carlos: (angry) We are good as you! We are good as anyone!!!
Phineas: I just wanted to help all of us.
Carlos: (angry) NO! You just wanted to help yourself, Phineas!!!!
Phineas: What the heck am I really supposed to do?!?! Let all of Cartoon City die out because you don't have it?!
Kai-lan: Isabella is right!! You were using us and our Pokemon the whole entire time.
Rintoo: You catch on real fast, Phineas! Maybe you just don't fit the bill after all! Just go, you murderer!
Tolee: You know....Phineas....for a minute there...I though you are our friend...and now....
Antonio: What? That he cared about you? He's a tiger slaying liar. What do you expect?
Kai-lan: You buttered your bread, Phineas! Now sleep in it!
Isabella watched him leave and began shedding tear drops as Kai-lan and her friends including Carlos and Rosa all stared angrilly at him.
“Isabella?” Rogar asked.
“Oh I’m very terribly sorry, go back and do it again.” Isabella said as Rogar looked devastatingly at her knowing that she was in tear drops and he got rid of the tear drops.
“Hey come on, Isabella, It’ll be alright.” Rogar said as Isabella smiled at him.
Meanwhile Phineas just closed the door of the garage and walked away from the dragon wash and he was still devastated and upset that Isabella liked him all the time and he didn’t know that after she confessed to him and he walked around in the city staring at the billboards of his fortunes, but he wasn’t proud and cheerful about it.
“You couldn’t possibly handle the truth, you got tiger breath!” Phineas exclaimed on the television screen as Phineas sighed devastatingly and continued walking around and all he wanted was to become a somebody, but what about Isabella? Phineas stared at another video of him drinking a diet root beer and he walked away from the city.
Later that night he saw Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor playing with the fire hydrant and cheering for Phineas and saw Madame Foster shouting at them and telling them to go home and get some shut eye.
Phineas chuckled a bit just as he saw them messing with Crazy Sheen who just woke up.
Phineas chuckled silently until he saw his new home that made him terribly upset and devastated.
Meanwhile at Phineas’s penthouse Phineas entered the living room where Vector and the others were disco dancing, but he wasn’t in the mood for that.
Phineas passed by not paying any attention to them.
Meanwhile Susie who was sitting right next to Gus (‘Recess’ and ‘Recess: School’s Out’) saw Phineas going over to the balcony and she was a bit concerned about him.
Phineas went outside and looked at the beautiful viewing and was still not proud and cheerful about it.
“Preparation P slays splitting headaches like Phineas slays tigers, oh, hey, Phineas.” Dojo said as Phineas waved at him just as Dojo flew away and he sighed devastatingly while Myreille stood by the door.
“Isabella’s right, I am such a joker.” Phineas said devastatingly as Myreille rolled her eyes, but smiled evilly at him.
“Hey, tiger slayer, why are you out here? all of your close friends are inside.” Myreille asked.
“Not all of my close friends.” Phineas said.
“You mean that young girl at the dragon wash? forget about her, Phineas, she’s a nobody.” Myreille said as Phineas walked away from her.
“No, Myreille, I’m the nobody.” Phineas said devastatingly as Myreille chuckled.
“Oh let me guess, Phineas, she told you that she likes you, is that it? well it’s not like you’re feeling the same way about her.” Myreille said as she continued chuckling and what Myreille said was true Phineas was feeling the same way about Isabella so he smiled at her.
“You know what, Myreille? I don’t think it’s gonna work out.” Phineas said as he backed away.
“Wait, Phineas, are you leaving me alone?” Myreille asked as Phineas sighed and nodded, but he yelped in shock when he saw Myreille getting ticked off.
“Let me explain something to you, Phineas.” Myreille said.
Meanwhile back inside Vector continued disco dancing with Omega until he and the others stopped and saw Susie tapping Phineas against the glass door a couple of times and the door didn’t even shatter.
“We’re gonna disco like it’s a disco party.” Vector said.
“Oh, true love!” Vector exclaimed as he laughed along with the others.
Myreille tossed Phineas right against the wall 1 more time and walked away from Phineas who slid down the glass door and then Phineas soon attacks her and throws her down and attacks everyone, causing huge Killed In Action casualties and shoots ice out of his hands at everyone.
Princes Wednesday: (gasps in fear) Sorcery.
Daniel Tiger: Stop him! Don't let him get away!
Ness: Stop him!
Phineas: Stay away from me! I don't want to kill all of you! Just stay away!
[suddenly ice shoot out of Phineas's hand again freezing the ground and castle steps which makes Daniel Tiger and his royal French guards fall]
Daniel Tiger: [gasps] Monster. Monster!
A baby then cries.
Sandy Cheek: Oh, look Spongebob. It's snowing this summer. But the temperatures are warm this summer.
Spongebob: yes. I know. But how?
13 Minutes later
Daniel Tiger: If we don't do something, we and all of our Pokemon will all freeze to death!
Yamcha then went into the castle next to the penthouse
Mom Tiger: Oh. It's you, Yamcha.
Dad Tiger: Please, Yamcha, have a seat please.
Yamcha then sat down.
Yamcha: It's Myreille and Isabella, they're both dead...
Daniel Tiger: Dead? How did they both died?
Yamcha: Myreille was thrown off the balcony as Phineas went into a murderous violent rage after he lied to Isabella, freezing her heart for good, turning it into stone....
Daniel Tiger: [gasps] Killed by her own best friend.....?!
Yamcha: Yes. Before Isabella died in my arms,.....she said it is Phineas who frozed her heart! It is all Phineas who did this to her.
Daniel Tiger: [gasps] Phineas is nothing but a ruthless, heartless, murderous Tiger Slaying monster and we and our Pokemon are all in very grave danger and we and all of our Pokemon are going to die at his murderous hands!!
Goku: Please, Yamcha, Cartoon City really looks to you...
Yamcha: With a heavy heart, I charge Phineas, an employee of the Dragon Wash...with treason,....and sentence him to death.
Newscaster: (on radio) U.S Marines are on high alert for the criminal. I repeat, U.S Marines are on high alert for the criminal. All civilians and Pokemon must lock themselves in their homes for their safety.
Tien, Piccolo, Krillin, Chiaotazu, and Goten are patrolling, searching for Phineas to arrest him. Police helicopters, policemen, SWAT teams, riot police, British Royal Air Force helicopters, United States Air Force helicopters, Pokemon, Sproutlet Air Service men, Sanriolite Air Service men, Sanriolite Air Force helicopters, British Special Air Service troops, the French National Gendarmerie Intervention Group, U.S Marines, U.S Special Forces, Sproutlet Air Force helicopters, Octonaut Air Service men, Capsule Corperation troops, the Federal Bereau of Investigation, the U.S Government, U.S Army troops and United Preschool Nations troops are everywhere, trying to search for Phineas with searchlights. They are searching for Phineas to bring him to justice. Gohan then saw Phineas' toy truck lying on the street and angrilly picks it up.
Gohan: Troopers! There's a murderous Tiger Slaying liar/criminal loose in our greatest, hugest, oversized, biggest, eco-friendly crime free Preschool city!! Bring him in...or bring him down..!!
Troops then scatter as Gohan angrilly searches for him.
Tien then heard rustling in the bushes.
Brock: Huh? What is it?
Brock's Vulpix: Vuul!! (I hear the criminal!!)
Tien: Criminal!! We got the criminal in our sights!!
British SAS Troop: Freeze! Put your hands up in the air RIGHT NOW!!!
French Troop: You're under arrest!!
Misty: Don't let him get away!!
Officer Jenny: Stop him!!
Phineas soon ran for his life to avoid arrest by the Cartoon City Police Department and the military, as he ran through the bushes and heads for the lake, losing the policemen and the military.
Piccolo: Huh? Where did he go?!
U.S. Marine: We lost him!
Chiaotzu: I don't know? Where did he headed for?!
Ash Ketchum: I'm not sure, Pikachu!
Ash's Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Krillin: Come on guys! Let's go check the gardens!
Dawn and Barry: Right!
Phineas then saw Carlos sitting alone at the lake.
Phineas: Carlos.... Come on let's go! Come on let's get you out of this mess.......This is all my fault. I'm sorry...
Carlos: (sad) You were right, Phineas you are such a ruthless, murderous, cold hearted liar. It is because you just wanted everything more than everyone and you care about no one else but yourself. I thought if it weren't enough, you will still be good and honest, but you're just...really... really not. You're not a honest person, you're just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.
Phineas: [sighs] Carlos, I know how you feel...
Carlos: (angry) Don't do that! Please don't do that! You do not know how Isabella and I feel, you backstabbing lying murderer!!!
Phineas: Carlos, please calm down.
Carlos: (angry): Kids like you have everything! You don't have to be good, perfect, awesome and talented! You can mess up over and over again and the whole entire city loves you!!!!
Phineas: Carlos!
Carlos: (angry) You never know what is like to fail, getting lots of F-s and being totally rejected and treated like a 4th Nick Jr. Civil War era Nazi war criminal and ending up breaking my sister's heart, eh, Tiger Slayer, because you were born a very mega lowliest peasant tongue scrubbing boy!!!!!
Phineas: (angry) Oh yeah, I'm the lowest class tongue scrubber. I'm the lowliest peasant tongue scrubbing boy who flunked every test, every school project and every quiz, the one who failed all of my classes in school, the one who got kicked out of the program, the one who is so afraid to let both everyone and every Pokemon in Cartoon City down that Rogar's brother died that I became the rich and famous Tiger Slayer that I soon cheated...and I lied!!!! (calm) [sighs] Carlos I'll never know how you feel. It really looks like you're not a failure here. I'm the ultimate failure, Carlos. It is because I act this famous and rich all this whole entire time, but now...I'm nothing but a monster...a murderous lying monster...and a murderous thief. I'm nothing but a stinker..
Carlos: (calm) How come you never told me that before....?
Phineas: Because.....we weren't friends before....and your sister, Isabella.....didn't see you in a long time this year.
ToonBoyDan: “Well bad luck for Myreill and I hope Phineas finds Isabella in the nick of time so just read and review.”
==Chapter 11: Isabella kidnapped==
Meanwhile 1 morning Phineas just bought everything for Isabella and this was his chance that he was gonna tell Isabella that he likes her and he ran around towards the dragon Wash where Rogar/Spotty was working ‘til he saw Phineas.
“Hey, Phineas.” Rogar/Spotty said
“I can’t speak right now, Rogar, I gotta find Isabella, I gotta tell her I like her!” Phineas exclaimed as Rogar grinned and followed him just as everybody cheered for him.
"Way to go, Phineas!” Silver cheered.
Meanwhile at the office Sonic and Shadow were now in charge of answering the red wireless telephone, but they weren’t doing very well.
“Hello, dragon wash…” Sonic said as Shadow grabbed the red wireless telephone.
“Give me the telephone, Sonic, we get a dragon of a wash……” Shadow said.
"Give me the telephone!” Sonic exclaimed as he grabbed the red wireless telephone from Shadow’s right hand.
“And the price is…..very low, considering great washes.” Sonic said.
“How many times do I need to tell you guys? it’s ‘gosh!’ you get a dragon of a wash and the price oh my gosh!” Vector exclaimed angrily as Shadow answered the red wireless telephone.
“Dragon wash……..” Shadow said.
“Rhymes with gosh……….” Sonic said as he and Shadow both laughed in unison.
Vector groaned in an appalled manner.
“Give me that, get outta here, both of you, go be crazy some place else!” Vector exclaimed angrily
“Vector, where’s Isabella?” Phineas asked.
"You tell me, dude.” Vector said as he answered the red wireless telephone.
“Dragon wash, you get a dragon of a…..…oh, Phineas, it’s for you.” Vector said as he gave Phineas the red wireless telephone.
Phineas gave the stuff to Rogar/Spotty and answered the red wireless telephone.
“Hello?” Phineas asked……
“Is this the tiger slayer?” Mephiles’s asked.
“Of course it is.” Phineas said.
“It’s Mephiles the dark…….I mean, just forget about it, now you follow those instructions to a lot of fibs, alright? file cabinet, middle door, there’s a package in here, so get it.” Mephiles said as Phineas opened the package until he saw what was inside of it and it was Isabella’s red gem.
“That’s right, tough dude, we got your gal, now there’s gonna be a sit down in 1 single minute.” Mephiles said.
“Well, who is it?” Rogar/Spotty asked as Phineas shushed him.
“Be there, Phineas, if you don’t wanna see her asleep with the cartoon characters known as the deceased 1s, now nod your head that you understand.” Mephiles said as Phineas nodded his head.
“Now, Phineas, tell me if you nodded your head.” Mephiles said.
“I nodded my head.” Phineas said as he hung up the red wireless telephone in concern.
“They got Isabella and they wanna have a sit down, but I never meant for anybody to get hurt especially not Isabella and I never meant to go into a wild rage and ended becoming a wanted person, this is all my entire fault.” Phineas said.
“That’s 1 classic move, I saw it 1,000 times.” Vector said.
“They just take the thing you like the most and they use it against you.” Rogar/Spotty said as Phineas got no other choice that he was gonna rescue Isabella from Stripey’s clutches.
“Look, you guys, we gotta go over to that sit down and we gotta rescue her.” Phineas said.
"Whoa, look, Phineas, I wanna rescue Isabella too, but I can’t just go in there and say ‘Hi there, Uncle Stripey, I’m a cheetah’.” Rogar/Spotty said.
“Rogar?” Vector asked.
“And my close friend the tiger slayer is a fraud.” Rogar/Spotty said.
“A fraud?!? Vector exclaimed.
“Come on, you guys, we’re gonna need a better plan than that.” Rogar/Spotty said as Vector chuckled.
“This is a joke right, dude? ‘cause you know I told Stripey…..” Vector said as he stopped and remembered what he said to Stripey back then.
Flashback………
“Shut the heck up, Stripey, shut the heck up!” Vector exclaimed as Stripey growled angrily on the wireless telephone.
End of flashback…………
Vector panicked in fear knowing that he was doomed for the rest of his entire life.
“Tell me you didn’t make it up, dude, tell me that’s not Rogar, tell me you’re a real tiger slayer, please!” Vector exclaimed in fear.
“I’m terribly sorry, Vector, but I’m not, but the tigers don’t know about it.” Phineas said as Vector now knew that Phineas wasn’t the tiger slayer, the other tigers and Stripey didn’t know about it either.
Phineas was still gonna rescue Isabella no matter what he was gonna do.
ToonBoyDan: “Good grief, it looks like Phineas is gonna have a challenge with Stripey, the tiger boss, so just read and review.”
==Chapter 12: The Sit-down Showdown==
Meanwhile Phineas, Vector and Rogar/Spotty were all sitting down while everybody stood right behind them.
Vector and Rogar/Spotty were a bit nervous, but not as nervous as the other tigers were and they still didn’t know that Phineas was a fraud.
Phineas reached for a spork and the tigers on the other side flinched nervously.
Phineas reached for a kitchen brush and the tigers on the other side flinched as well.
Phineas smirked deciding to have a bit of fun with this so he turned over to his other side and growled which was making the tigers gasp in shock and Jack fainted in fear.
Phineas and Rogar/Spotty chuckled.
“Will you guys quit jokin’ around? There’s a big 1, we’re doomed, we’re doomed.” Vector said in fear.
“Thanks, Vector, thanks, and my dude, Vector just begged me not to murderize all of you up in here, now I might listen to him, but then again I might not, and that depends on the individual behavior of all of the individuals in here individually, isn’t that that right?” Phineas asked.
“Look, Fuzzy, that dude’s got cheetah muscle.” Henry said.
"My Uncle Pouncer got whacked by 1 of those that evening.” Fuzzy said.
"Now which 1 of you tigers called this meeting?” Phineas said.
“That’ll be me.” Stripey’s voice said as Phineas and the others turned themselves around and saw him.
“So, this is the tiger Slayer, I was expecting to meet you, I just feel like we’re practically close family, you know that? hilarious, isn’t it? I brought my nephews into the world full of love and care and you took them out, do you know who I am? do you know who I am? I’m Stripey, the boss of the tigers.” Stripey said.
"Hey, boss, I saved you a seat.” Mephiles said as Stripey took his place at the end of the table just he continued when a familiar dish with a red cover on it was brought over to him.
“I was running this entire city, carrying out terrorist attacks and bio-terrorist attacks ever since before you were born, and if you thought a dude like me can’t get to a dude like you….well, guess what? you thought wrong.” Stripey said as he lifted the red cover to reveal Isabella all tied up with blue duct tape around her mouth and when she saw Phineas she stared at him.
“Dude, you’re the 1 who’s wrong, I hardly even know that gal, what’s your name again, ma’am?” Phineas asked as Isabella continued mumbling.
“Oh yeah? well I think he’s bluffing.” Myreille’s voice said.
Myreille had appeared right next to Stripey and all of the tigers were checking her out.
“Dude, if I wasn’t mated to another tiger.” Jack said as he saw Myreille.
“How are you doing, beautiful gal?” Tony asked.
“Myreille Psychiokieus, we meet again.” Phineas said.
"You know, tiger slayer, there’s only 1 thing I like better than cash, a lot of violence and lots of murderous revenge.” Myreille said as Henry sighed.
“I think I’m secretly in love……..” Henry said.
“Your tiger slaying days are over, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” Stripey said as Phineas began chuckling and the others looked a bit confused ‘til Phineas gestured for them to chuckle as well and they did even if it was a bit nervously as did Vector and Rogar/Spotty and Mephiles ‘til Stripey whacked him.
“What's hilarious?” Stripey asked.
“You got nothing, nothing, Spotty, take her out.” Phineas said as Rogar/Spotty did as he was told to do by picking up Isabella in his mouth and returned back to his place right next to Phineas.
Phineas jumped on the table and began beat boxing to the ‘Indiana Jones’ theme tune doing a disco dance right before he decided to gloat.
“Alright, new rules, nobody, I repeat, nobody makes 1 single move without my alright.” Phineas said as he didn’t notice that Rogar/Spotty was holding his nose and was preparing to sneeze and the other tigers noticed him.
“What’d he do? I can’t see it.” Jack said as Phineas didn't hear him just as he continued gloating.
“I’m on the Panama Canal, dude.” Phineas said as he continued to gloating.
“From now on, everything goes right through me, but if you lose a baby tooth, you don’t grow another 1 back without my alright, alright?” Phineas asked.
“Alright……” Fuzzy said nervously.
“If you begin sneezing, you don’t wipe that green snot without my alright, alright?” Phineas asked.
“Alright…….” Jack said as he was also very nervous.
“And you don’t say ‘alright’ without my alright, alright?” Phineas asked as Henry groaned and fainted in fear.
“Alright, thanks for coming, we gotta go.” Vector said as Phineas ignored him.
“1 more thing, what’s with all of you living in the life boat?” Phineas asked.
“Phineas……..” Vector said nervously.
“You dudes are supposed to be the mob, get yourselves a real hide out.” Phineas said.
“Phineas……” Rogar/Spotty said as he was still holding his nose.
"And take 1 good look, Stripey, it’s over, you’re old school……” Phineas said.
“Phineas!” Vector and Rogar/Spotty exclaimed.
"What, you guys?” Phineas asked as he turned himself around to see Rogar/Spotty sneeze out not only Isabella, but a few other things he could’ve eaten as well ‘cause tigers have stomach of steel.
Shere Kahn looked at the license plate starvingly and stuffed it right into his mouth.
“The terror, the terror!” Rogar/Spotty exclaimed in terror as he coughed loudly and a red blue striped beach ball came right outta his mouth and Phineas chuckled nervously.
“Uh…...excuse me for 1 single minute.” Phineas said he untied Isabella and removed the blue duct tape from her mouth.
“Isabella, are you alright?” Phineas asked.
“No, Phineas, I’m not alright, he almost tried to eat me!” Isabella exclaimed angrily.
“I couldn’t take it anymore, the taste was making me sneeze.” Rogar/Spotty said as Stripey stared at him.
“Rogar? is that really you?” Stripey asked as he made his way over to Rogar/Spotty and hugged him.
“You’re alive? I thought I lost you.” Stripey said as he noticed what Rogar was wearing.
“What the heck are you wearing? what the heck is that?” Stripey asked as Rogar sighed and wiped his face off and all of the tigers gasped in amazement.
“Hey, boss, it’s Rogar, he was wearing a disguise so we wouldn’t recognize him, but now he’s not wearing a disguise so we do recognize him.” Mephiles said.
“Hi there, Uncle Stripey……” Rogar said nervously knowing that he was busted for the rest of his entire life.
“Are you kidding me, Rogar? are you kidding me? are you outta your mind? do you got any idea how this really looks?” Stripey asked.
“Dude, this is the greatest sit down I have ever been to.” Jack whispered to Henry who nodded his head in agreement.
"What the heck are you doing with this dude? he took out your own flesh and blood, Mogar.” Stripey said.
“But, Uncle Stripey, just listen………” Rogar said.
“But nothing, Rogar, you never take sides against the entire family, ever.” Stripey said.
"Hey, Stripey, sir, it’s not his entire fault, this is between me and you.” Phineas said.
“What the heck did I ever do to you? you took Mogar away and you turned Rogar into a cheetah, I’m gonna get you!” Stripey shouted angrily as Isabella screamed in fear knowing what Stripey was about to do to Phineas.
“Phineas, watch out!” Isabella exclaimed in fear.
“Phineas, run away, run away for your entire life!” Rogar exclaimed as Phineas didn’t need 1 2nd invite just as he turned himself around and made a run for it with Stripey who was right behind him.
Vector and Rogar hurried off after him.
Phineas crawled through a tunnel in the caverns that lead to outside that was a bit too little for Stripey and unfortunately for Phineas the tiger was stuck in the tunnel
“You’re gonna regret the day you became the tiger slayer.” Stripey shouted as Phineas continued running away from him.
“Well look who’s stuck in the tunnel, you’re still starving, big dude? well say ‘hello’ to my little friends.” Timothy said as he turned himself around and sounded like a bugle and the other turkeys came outta nowhere and began attacking Stripey and they all clamped on his head which was making Stripey more fed up and Stripey angrily snapped at them which was making them scatter and he continued chasing Phineas.
Stripey was getting so close and was about to attack Phineas when he and Phineas suddenly saw Crazy Sheen with a crazy smiling face even crazier than the look in his eyes along with Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor following him.
“Look out, another big 1!” Crazy Sheen exclaimed as Stripey got up looking even more fed up which was making the Chipettes and the Crazy Sheen very nervous.
“Run away for your entire life!” Crazy Sheen and the Chipettes exclaimed in unison as they turned themselves around and ran around for the hills being followed by Phineas who was luring Stripey to the dragon wash.
Sonic and Shadow were seen at the phone, trying to get the saying right.
“Try it again, Sonic.” Shadow said.
“Dragon wash, you get a dragon of a wash and the price……oh my gosh!” Sonic screamed in fear as Stripey came running around towards them.
“Well, Sonic, you got it right.” Shadow said as he freaked out as well.
"Everybody clear the way!” Phineas exclaimed in fear.
Sonic and Shadow: Blow out!!
“Come on, Stripey, it’s time to clean up your performance.” Phineas said.
“Uncle Stripey, leave him alone!” Rogar exclaimed as Phineas got to the tower where Silver usually worked and activated the red bubbles and the red bubbles showered everywhere which was making it very hard for Stripey to see everything.
Isabella who was standing near the red bubbles got trapped in 1 by accident.
Phineas could see a familiar silhouette of a tiger and when the tiger got closer to a clasp Phineas smacked the green button for it to come down and the clasp grabbed hold of the tiger.
Phineas thinking he got a hold of Stripey got outta the tower and went over to the clasp.
“Alright, Stripey, the game’s over.” Phineas said as Rogar was in there instead of Stripey.
“Rogar? what the heck are you doing in there?” Phineas asked in confusion.
“Sorry, Phineas…...” Rogar said.
“Where the heck is Stripey?” Phineas asked as Stripey suddenly popped up outta places behind him.
Phineas realized it without seeing the terrified looks on his face.
“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?” Phineas asked nervously as he turned himself around.
“You’re mine right now!” Stripey exclaimed as Phineas screamed in fear just as he dodged Stripey and the chase continued.
“Let's finish this, tiger slayer.” Stripey said as Phineas quickly gave the go ahead sign to Tails just as he had lured Stripey to another clasp.
“Oh we’re about to, Stripey.” Phineas said as Tails smacked the green button and the clasp grabbed Stripey.
A red toothbrush popped out and brushed Stripey’s teeth and it sprayed water right into his mouth and he spit it out and Ed walked around over and put another air freshener on his tiger tooth.
“Thanks for coming to dragon wash.” Ed said as he stared off into space again.
"Alright, somebody needs to get me outta the red bubble, right now.” Isabella said as Phineas popped the red bubble and caught her safely in his arms.
Phineas and Isabella stared at 1 another until Kimi lightly pushed her outta the way.
“The tiger slayer does it again……” Kimi said.
“Hey, no fair!” Isabella exclaimed.
“This time luring 2 tigers into his death trap of hygiene, Phineas, you’re the somebody everybody wants to be, above the character chart, tell our television cameras how it always feels just to be you.” Kimi said as Isabella sighed devastatingly right before she turned herself around and walked away which Phineas had noticed.
“Isabella!” Phineas exclaimed.
“Phineas, get me outta here, quickly, I need a head start just to get as far away as possible.” Rogar said.
“Just look at what you did to him.” Stripey said angrily.
“It’s just a misunderstanding.” Phineas said as he was ignored by the others
“Phineas, over here!” Isabella exclaimed as everybody began chanting in unison.
“Tiger slayer, tiger slayer!” the crowd exclaimed in unison as Phineas couldn’t stand it anymore.
“Stop, enough, I’m not a real tiger slayer!” Phineas exclaimed as everybody gasped in shock.
“I fibbed…….” Phineas said.
“What the heck?” Stripey said.
“And I’m not a real financial advisor………” Crazy Sheen said as he sobbed silently.
“Alright, it was a maple tree branch that murdered Mogar after Yamcha chopped it down with an ax, I never got anything to do with it and neither did Rogar.” Phineas said.
“Well, Rogar, if that was true, then why did you need to run away?” Stripey asked.
“Because you always wanted me to be like Mogar, I’ll never be the tiger you want me to be.” Rogar said.
“What the heck is your problem, dude? so your nephew likes bar-b-q ribs, so his close friend’s an awesome dude like me, so he likes to dress up as a cheetah, so what? everybody likes him just the way he is, why can’t you? Don’t make the same mistake that I did, I didn’t know what I had ‘til I lost it.” Phineas said as Stripey sighed.
“Can you get me outta this? so I can hug my nephew and tell him I’m terribly sorry?” Stripey asked as Phineas pushed the green button and the 2 tigers walked up to 1 another.
“Uncle Stripey……….” Rogar said.
“Come here, you…….” Stripey said while hugging Rogar.
“I like you, Rogar, no matter what you eat or how you dress up.” Stripey said.
“Phineas?” Isabella asked as Phineas walked around over to her.
“Isabella? Isabella, I wish I knew what I meant by then, I just mean, I wish you knew what I knew, I mean, right before this……..” Phineas said.
“You’re blowin’ it, dude!” Sonic exclaimed.
“Mind your own business, it’s just emotional and it’s just pressure.” Vector said.
“What I’m really saying is that I just……..I didn’t need to be above the city, everything I wanted was right there in front of me this entire time.” Phineas said
“But what about being a somebody, Phineas?” Isabella asked.
“I'm nobody without you, Isabella, I’m terribly sorry I got you mixed up in this.” Phineas said as Crazy Sheen made kissing sounds with his sock puppets.
“You’re not helping, dude.” Shadow said.
"Come here, Phineas, you big crazy head.” Isabella said as she and Phineas kissed 1 another in which Phineas had returned.
“I never told you guys about this, but you’re the best dudes a crocodile like me could ever have, come on, Sonic, Shadow, group hug!” Vector exclaimed as Sonic and Shadow went in for a group hug just as Vector was offering when Sonic’s green chaos emerald accidentally zapped Vector and Vector pulled away and began rubbing where he got zapped.
“Sorry, dude.” Sonic said.
“Come on, Vector, try again, dude, don’t sweat it.” Shadow said.
“Forget about it, the minute’s gone.” Vector said as Phineas quit kissing Isabella just as he turned over to Stripey.
“So, uh, Stripey, we’re good, right? I mean, like, the city is safe? walk the streets, you know, without…aaah! you know…….” Phineas said.
“Yeah right, we’re good.” Stripey said as everybody began cheering and whistling knowing that they wouldn’t need to live in fear of the tigers again.
“Phineas, excuse me, you just lost everything you fibbed so hard to achieve, tell me, what’s next for you?” Kimi asked as Phineas smiled at her.
“I think I got a good idea, if my manager would allow it.” Phineas said.
“Alright, so what’s on your mind, Phineas?” Vector asked as Phineas just smiled and told him what the idea was.
ToonBoyDan: “Well it looks like we’re coming to the ending chapter where Phineas and the others are working at the dragon wash, so just read and review.”
==Chapter 15: The Cheerful Ending==
Yamcha was climbing up and then said..
Yamcha: But Isabella, you're alive...but he froze your heart with a big lie like that!
Isabella: (annoyed) The only frozen heart I see around here is yours, Yamcha!
Isabella angrilly punches Yamcha in the face, knocking him into the water of the 16th Century era shipyard.
2 minutes later..
Goku: Set course, Vegeta!
Vegeta: Aye aye, Captain Goku.
Yamcha is thrown into a prison cell on a very big French navy ship by Daniel Tiger and his family.
Daniel Tiger: My family and I will return this scoundrel to his country. Let's see how his big brothers and big sisters think of his behavior.
Phineas was now in Vector’s office putting up what looked like a photograph of Mr. Flynn ‘til Isabella walked in through the door.
“Come on, everybody’s waiting, Mr. Manager.” Isabella said as Phineas had asked for a partnership.
Vector had agreed with it ‘cause he was a nice dude.
"Alright, Isabella, I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk.” Phineas said as he turned over to the photograph.
“I like you, Dad……” Phineas said as he walked around over to where Vector was.
“Hey, Phineas” Vector exclaimed.
“Vector!” Phineas exclaimed with a smirk on his face.
“Alright, Phineas, let’s see what you can do.” Vector said.
“Alright, Vector, let’s see what >you< can do.” Phineas said as they both walked around outside.
“Vector and Phineas’s dragon wash is now open for business!” Phineas exclaimed as the entire crowd cheered in unison.
“Yo, Sonic, Shadow, let’s get this disco party bumpin’!” Phineas exclaimed.
"Yo, dudes, it’s Sonic and Shadow on the wheels of steel!” Sonic exclaimed as everybody cheered and whistled right before he turned over to Sparkles, Bonnie and Daisy.
“Yo, Sparkles, Bonnie, Daisy, how ‘bout we have a bit of disco dance fun?” Phineas asked as Sparkles, Bonnie and Daisy began singing ‘Dragon Wash’.
Sparkles: (singing) you couldn’t possibly be rich
Bonnie: (singing) but let me tell you it sure beats digging 1 single ditch
Daisy: (singing) there ain’t no tellin’ who you like to meet……
Phineas began doing some disco dance move.
“Don’t try this at home, dudes!” Phineas exclaimed.
Bonnie: (singing) a television star or maybe a jewelry theif
Sparkles + Bonnie + Daisy: (singing in unison) workin’ at the dragon wash (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Sparkles + Bonnie + Daisy: (singing in unison) at the dragon wash, yeah (Oh yeah!)
Sparkles + Bonnie + Daisy: (singing in unison) at the dragon wash (sing it with me now)…….
Isabella was at her desk when she heard Rogar’s voice and she looked up and saw a lot of tigers with him.
“Hey, Isabella…..” Rogar’s voice said.
“I’m terribly sorry Uncle Stripey and I are late, but we brought in some new customers.” Rogar said.
"Hey, Isabella, how ya doin’?” Mephiles asked.
“Wow, alright, you guys, come inside.” Isabella said as Rogar and the others tigers went inside and began disco dancing.
Sparkles: (singing) it’s not the place to be f you’re planning on being a super star
Bonnie: (singing) now let me tell you it’s always awesome
Daisy: (singing) and the boss doesn’t mind sometimes if you’re jokin’ around
Sparkles + Bonnie + Daisy: (singing in unison) workin’ at the dragon wash
"No, Stripey, snap it, you’re not snappin’ it.” Vector said.
“I’m snapping it, I’m snapping it.” Stripey said.
“That’s alright, a lot of cartoon animals can’t do it.” Vector said.
“Yo, dude…….” Stripey said.
“Yo, dude, what’s up?” Vector asked.
“Up with what?” Stripey asked looking a bit confused.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo…….” Vector said.
“You say ‘yo’ 1 more time then I’m gonna ‘yo’ you.” Stripey said.
“Sorry, dude.” Vector said.
While the disco dance music was still playing in the background Phineas saw his close friend Rogar and a few other tigers disco dancing like disco dance stars while Timothy and the other turkeys disco danced as well and when they were finished they struck a pose.
“Alright, dude, I made you all sporty!” Brittany exclaimed as she, Jeanette and Eleanor were giving paint jobs to the other tigers.
Some of them looked awesome, but Jack had been spray painted to look like a rock and roll singer.
“Hey, do you think this is hilarious? what the heck am I? a rock and roll singer to you?” Jack asked.
Sparkles + Bonnie + Daisy: (singing in unison) workin’ at the dragon wash, workin’ at the dragon wash yeah………
Just as Sparkles, Bonnie and Daisy continued singing in unison some photographs of the characters appeared on the screen along with the names of their voice portrayers
Vincent Martella as Phineas Flynn (voice)
Alyson Stoner as Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (voice)
Dustin Hoffman as Stripey (voice)
Catherine Wilder Disher as Myreille Psychiokieus (voice)
Keith Silverstein as Vector the Crocodile (voice)
Roger Craig Smith as Sonic the Hedgehog (voice)
Kirk Thornton as Shadow the Hedgehog (voice)
Dan Green as Mephiles the Dark Hedgehog (voice)
Dionne Quan as Kimi Finster (voice)
Josh Peck as Rogar (voice)
Alec Baldwin as Mogar (voice)
Lee Marshall as Tony the Tiger (voice)
Christina Applegate as Brittany (voice)
Anna Faris as Jeanette (voice)
Amy Poehler as Eleanor (voice)
Miranda Cosgrove as Sparkles the Ferret (speaking and singing voices)
Beatrice Miller as Bonnie the Coyote (speaking and singing voices)
Dakota Fanning as Daisy the Squirrel (speaking and singing voices)
Joe Alaskey as Plucky Duck (voice)
Kyle Herbert as Big the Cat (voice)
Jeffrey Garcia as Crazy Sheen (voice)
and Candi Milo as Madame Foster (voice)
Just as the scene was drawing to a closing end Isabella could be seen giving a lot of kisses to Phineas while everybody continued disco dancing and Piplup from the beginning of the story flew around by and winked at the crowd just as the entire scene went pitched black.
The entire scene switched back to Phineas’s old penthouse and the elevator doors slid open and Myreille appeared unaware that Phineas wasn’t living there anymore.
"Hello? hello, Phineas? listen, baby cakes, I know I was a bad gal, but come on, you gotta be extremely crazy not to take me back.” Myreille said as Crazy Sheen popped up outta places with a daisy in his right hand.
“Did somebody say extremely crazy?” Crazy Sheen asked as he clapped his hands and the lights went off which was making the entire scene go dark.
ToonBoyDan: “And that’s the end of ‘Tiger Tale’, we will now close this up and goodbye for now.”
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