Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 46

full|center|600 pxThe 46th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Italian traveler Marco Polo rapping against British explorer James Cook. It was released on November 8th, 2013.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as James Cook
Mat4yo as Marco Polo
==Lyrics==
===James Cook:===
This foolish crook seems to have his exile booked,
I'll spit rhymes so hot, you'll quite literally get Cook-ed!
You naive, nutty, navigator, let me show you real action!
You'll get a royal ass whooping from this badass Navy Captain!
It's time you meet defeat, don't try to cheat, just go retreat,
I'm elite, you're a creten sheep who created Hide and Seek!
People might not know your birthday, but your defeat is what's certain,
This is the World's greatest explorer against a silly Venice merchant!
===Marco Polo:===
Once we got back from my journey, I was famous and rich,
My niche is winning shit, I made Colmbus my bitch!
I'm adventurous and noble, bitch, my legend is global,
At least when I go exploring, I don't get killed by the locals!
I'm gonna rock your boat, you're gonna need some dramamine,
Know what I mean? I got more flow than the Mediterranean Sea!
Listen, James, I've got the fame, and everybody knows my name,
I had your lady screaming "Marco!", and we wern't playing games!
===James Cook:===
How low of you to speak of getting low with my wife!
Here's a "game" for you: Just accomplish something in your life!
It seems you don't understand me, so allow me to precis,
I'll mangle your body and toss it in the Great Barrier Reef!
Exploring Asia? Meeting Kublai Khan? Don't make up your glory!
People won't believe you battled me, they don't even believe your stories!
You just copy what your family does, you've clearly no ambition!
Now watch closely as I lock you up in a lyrical prison!
===Marco Polo:===
Let me coach you on the ocean, you're hopeless, I'm omnipotent,
My commotion will leave you seasick like Coriolis Motion,
Cold rhymes so frozen like the Antartric Ocean,
My boat will sink your bitch-ass and leave you floating in the open!
I could drown you and your crew in any of the Seven Seas!
Beg to differ? Go ahead, get down and beg on your knees!
You're done, I've won! You've met your end like in Hawiaii!
Marc-o my words, you'll regret you defied me!
<poll>
Who Won?
James Cook
Marco Polo
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