EPIC WIN

EPIC WIN is a WIN that is OVER 9000 times more epic. It is the result of being on the very right of THE LEGENDARY WIN SCALE below. Where are you you ask? Well, according to my calculations...
==Examples of EPIC WIN==
EPIC WIN can only be achieved by gods. A few examples follow:
*Kill an Undefeatable
*Conquer your own UnWorld Territories
*Colonize another planet
Easy, right?
==EPIC WIN Measurer ==
"EPIC WIN" is measured in win/fail metres. Up top is a scale showcasing them.
==EPIC FAIL==
Everything has their opposites. As an EPIC WIN is a really epic version of a win, EPIC FAIL equals a very epic variant of FAIL.
You are a famous for your use of FAIL in your every day life. By reading this, it makes that fail turn epic. CONGRATULATIONS, Mah boi! You have achieved great epic failness!
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