Hit-Girl

"Hit-Girl" is the second movie in the Kick-Ass (film series) and set in the Millarworld.
==Cast==
Allissa Skovbye as Mindy McCready/Hit-Girl
Paul Butcher as Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass
Graham Phillips as Chris Genovese/Red Mist
Charlize Theron as Kathleen Williams
Blair Underwood as Sergeant Marcus Williams
Ned Bellamy as Detective Vic Gigante
Al Pacino as Ralphie Genovese
Myles Jeffrey as Marty Eisenberg
Zach Mills as Todd Haynes
Emily Blunt as Angela Genovese
Lee Pace as Damon McCready
Timothy Olyphant as Jimmy Lizewski
Taye Diggs as Hood 1
Robert Ri'chard as Hood 2
Bella Thorne as Debbie Foreman
Vivica A. Fox as Lucille
Damon Wayans as Doctor Gravity
Michael Cera as Insect-Man
James Caan as Santino
Willem Dafoe as Johnny
Robert Costanzo as Michael
Thomas Haden Church as Vincent
Alex Russell as Thurman Rice/Silver Beetle
David Ramsey as Nick
Ben Kingsley as Mikhail
Rob Lowe as Umberto
Terry Crews as Leopoldo "Spoons" Urena
Richard Castellano as Rudy
Greg Kinnear as Frankie
John Goodman as Mr. Funkhouser
David Nykl as Sensei 1
Ken Watanabe as Sensei 2
Craig Robinson as Ralphie's Bodyguard
Ryan Phillippe as Cosimo Casillo
Justin Hartley as Bobby LaTorre
Michael Rosenbaum as Luigi "Five-Guts"
Michael Eklund as Salvatore Setola
Tom Cruise as Enzo Milano
Brad Pitt as Joe Vernace
Michael Imperioli as Tony Masina
Max Thieriot as Peter DcCavalante
==Plot==
In New York City, a gangster named Santino and his gang capture a superhero named Silver Beetle and start beating him to death in the rain for info about Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl. As they continue to beat him, Silver Beetle claims that he doesn't know anything about them. Santino then has his men stop beating him to give him another chance and he asks him for his real name. Silver Beetle tells him that his real name is Thurman Rice. Santino then tells Thurman that he's gonna die and that they'll kill him if he doesn't tell them about Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl. Silver Beetle though swears that he's never met them and that he only saw them on TV and was inspired to become a superhero. Santino's right-hand, Michael then says that he probably doesn't know anything about them. Santino though thinks that this must be some kind of superhero code, but Silver Beetle swears on his grandmother's life that he's telling the truth. Michael then takes out a gun and shoots Silver Beetle in the head, splattering his brains all over Santino's shoes. Santino then berates Michael for almost ruining his shoes. One of Santino's gang members then ask him what they should do now. Santino though says that they'll go hang around the bad area and try to catch another superhero and says that one of them must know about Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl. They then walk away, leaving Silver Beetle's corpse in the rain. The next morning, at Mindy McCready's new home, Mindy's stepfather, Sgt. Marcus Williams watches the news while drinking coffee as they report about the death of Thurman Rice a.k.a. Silver Beetle, who was shy and helpful and the assistant manager of a local video store. The report then says that someone from the Real-Life Superhero movement have released a statement that says that this death won't weaken them against these vile acts, causing Marcus to curse under his breath. Upstairs, Kathleen pulls open the blinds in Mindy's room as she wakes her up for her first day of school and tells her that the bus will come in 40 minutes and that she must shower and eat some breakfast. Kathleen then tells Mindy that she packed her things for "hockey practice" this afternoon and kisses her on the cheek. Mindy thanks her mother as she wakes up. In the bathroom, as she brushes her teeth, Mindy looks at herself in the mirror and narrates that, 6 months ago, she would've had a meat smoothie and done chin-ups in the morning, or knife-throwing or stunt driving and written exercises in the afternoon. She then has a flashback, where her father, Damon, handcuffed her hands behind her back and tossed her into the river to see if she was paying attention to his lectures about escapology. As Damon sits on the docks, waiting for her with a stopwatch, Mindy struggles to get free underwater. Damon asks her how she's doing and then smiles and tells her that a superhero must be resourceful. Mindy then thinks to her self that her father was right and that he taught her how to defend herself against anyone and be self-sufficient. Mindy then climbs out of the water and onto the dock as Damon praises her. Mindy then narrates that she cries everyday over her father and thanks him for what he taught her. Back to the present, Marcus says goodbye to Mindy as she walks out of the house to school. At the bus stop, a mean girl named Debbie Foreman mock her by asking her where she got her clothes. Mindy though says that her mom bought them for her. She then says that she thought they looked old-fashioned but then says that it's cool that Debbie likes them. Debbie though tells her that she was being sarcastic. She then calls her a whore and tells her that she looks like a 5-year old. Back at Mindy's house, Kathleen waves goodbye to Marcus as he leaves for work. Mindy then narrates that she loves her mom and that she's the sweetest woman in the world and that she's so happy to have her back. She then narrates that she loves Marcus as well, since he's a good cop in a department full of crooked cops and that he supported her mom during the years that she was missing. On the school bus, Mindy sits in the front as Debbie and her friends sit in the back and giggle and stare at her. Mindy then thinks to herself that she sees kids her age wearing makeup and obsessed with American Idol and the Kardashians and cell phones. She then says that this was the kind of thing that her father was trying to protect her from. Mindy then says that she's glad that this is just her secret identity. She then smiles as she thinks to herself that, after weeks of settling in, she'll go out as Hit-Girl again tonight. At school, Mindy sits with Dave Lizewski a.k.a. Kick-Ass during lunch. Dave says that he thought she retired, but Mindy just says that she's been lying low. She then tells him that the Costa Ricans are organizing themselves again. She then says that they should go out when it gets dark and fight crime together. Dave though asks her about Marcus. Mindy though says that Marcus knows that she's Hit-Girl, but he thinks that she's given it up and won't be giving her any trouble. Dave though asks if Marcus will be watching her. Mindy though takes out a bottle of Rohypnol and admits that she puts this in her mom and Marcus's cocoa and that it knocks them unconscious. Dave then asks her if she's serious. Mindy though says that she is and that the mob is reorganizing themselves after what they did to John Genovese and his gang. Mindy then says that John's brother, Ralphie has seized control of the family and that they've also brought some muscle from Jersey as well. She then takes out a binder and shows him a diagram of the Genovese family. Mindy then says that she hacked Marcus's files and points to the photo of Ralphie. She then tells him that Ralphie's been in prison for so long that he can't imagine leaving and that he's running the gang from his jail cell. She then says that Ralphie's now the head of the Five Families and that these are the guys that they'll be going after. Dave looks at the diagram and asks her if this is a good idea and then asks if they should start with something easier. Mindy though says that they're superheroes and that they belong fighting stuff like this. She then asks him how many of his friends have to die before they stand up to them. Mindy then hears Debbie telling her friend that her hair is disgusting and that she looks like a drag queen, causing Mindy to become sad. Dave asks her what's wrong, but Mindy takes her binder and tells him that she has to get to class. As she walks away, Debbie and her friend giggle. Later, Mindy visits Big Daddy's grave and tells him that he taught her how to do amazing things and that she's choked, shot, and killed people. She then asks him why she can't handle these bitches. At Ryker's Island, Ralphie meets with his men, who ask him if his nephew, Chris, is telling the truth that John and his men were killed by some superheroes. As he walks to his cell, Ralphie says that it's possible, but then says that, even though he loves his brother, Chris can be stupid. One of his men then ask him if Chris was friends with one of the superheroes and asks him if he got a name or address from him. Ralphie though says that Chris isn't very smart, but then says that he's his brother's son and that they need to find him and bring him back home to his mom. Ralphie then says that now he's been forced to take over the mob and try to reestablish their family name. He then says that John was sentimental and soft and that their enemies must know that he's nothing like John. Ralphie then walks into the mess hall, where one of the cooks serves him wine and a meal. Ralphie then tells him that the guards can let the other inmates eat after he's done. At one of Big Daddy and Hit-Girl's safehouse, Kick-Ass, wearing a heavy coat over his costume, walks down the street. A homeless man then asks him for any spare change, but Kick-Ass tells him that he doesn't. The homeless man though tells him that superheroes are supposed to be rich. Kick-Ass though tells him that he only has enough money for the subway ride home. The homeless man then tells him to give him the money and that superheroes are supposed to help people and that he needs the money more so he can eat. Kick-Ass then gives him the money and says that he feels like he's getting mugged. The homeless man thanks him and goes back in his box. Kick-Ass though tells him that if he sees him use that money to buy a beer, he's gonna be very angry. He then walks down an alley and enters the safe house through the back entrance. Hit-Girl though asks him why he's wearing a coat and scarf. Kick-Ass though says that it's cold outside, but Hit-Girl tells him to just wear layers and that any vulnerabilities are a psychological disadvantage for a superhero. As they walk to the back of the warehouse, Hit-Girl says that he should be proud of his costume too. They enter Hit-Girl's secret hideout, which contains, furniture, a car, weapons and equipment. Kick-Ass calls her hideout amazing, but then asks her how she was able to get all of this stuff. Hit-Girl though says that she and her father paid for this using the money that they got from the pimps and push-overs that they busted over the years. She then says that, after every bust, they would donate half of the money to charity and then spend the rest on crime-fighting equipment. She then says that they'd read the papers and give the money to some old people that got robbed or kids that want to go to Disney World. She then admits that they've given away about $900,000 total. Hit-Girl then shows him her family photo album that's hung on the wall, which has photos of all of the big moments from her training, from her first time wearing a costume to her first drug bust. She then says that her father once used her as bait to catch a guy that was capturing kids. In the flashback, Mindy sits in the abductor's car as he tells her that she won't be going home tonight. Mindy then fires a gun through the arm of her teddy bear and shoots him in the eyes, killing him. Kick-Ass then says that her father was the best, but Hit-Girl says that he gave her the childhood that people can only read about. She then says that they're honoring him by continuing his crusade. She then tells him that she's gonna start training him to be crime-fighter, but, in exchange, Kick-Ass must teach her how to be a normal girl and tell her what clothes to wear and what TV shows to watch and what music to listen to, so she can get through school. Kick-Ass agrees to her deal and they shake hands. Hit-Girl then decides to have him officially swear him in as her sidekick and takes out a candle that her dad used to swear her in. Kick-Ass though is confused, until Hit-Girl tells him that he has to pledge an oath to truth and justice, like what Batman did with Robin in the comics as she hands him a candle and a slip of paper. She then lights the candle as Kick-Ass says how cool this is. At Red Mist's old boathouse, Chris Genovese's mother, Angela, wakes up in her bed and finds her son, in his Red Mist costume, sitting across from her with a gun and a bottle of alcohol. Red Mist tells her that he's not gonna hurt her and that he's only here to pick up his comics and some old statues that he left behind. Angela though asks him what he's doing and why he's dressed like that. Red Mist though tells her that things are changing and that there's a sociological Darwinism going on. He then says that old criminals like his father don't stand a chance anymore and that he's the first one. He then says that this costume separates him from the others and then asks her if she likes it. Angela though tells him that the doctors said that he's not well and that he's still in shock and needs to come home. Red Mist though says that if he goes back home, then she'll carve him up like she did to his father. He then tells her that he's staying with some friends until he can afford his own hideout and that he's forming a gang to avenge his father's death and then go after Uncle Ralphie. As he talks, Red Mist's 2 goons, Hood 1 and Hood 2 walk out with boxes of his stuff. As he walks outside, Angela grabs a robe and follows him outside. Red Mist though says that he's the son and heir to the family, not Ralphie and that he should be giving the orders. Angela though begs Chris to stop and that he'll get hurt. Red Mist though tells her that he's a supervillain and that he hurts other people. As his goons load the boxes into the Mist-Mobile's trunk, Red Mist tells his mother and that they're gonna go commit the first super-crime.
Mindy starts training Dave by having them both wear fancy clothes and jewelry. They then walk down the street as Mindy tells Dave that she and her dad used to do this all the time and that it's to help hone a superhero's street-fighting skills. She then says that this part of town is also a cleansing operation. As they walk down the street, some thugs on the street watch them. Dave then asks her if it's working, but Mindy says that the major thugs are starting to pay attention. They then walk down an alley as Mindy says that they should trap them. A gang of street thugs follow them and ask them if they need help with their shopping bags, but Mindy tells them no and that they're just enjoying a walk with the valuables that they just bought. One of the thugs then pulls a knife out and orders them to give them the shopping bags and their jewelry and valuables. Dave though refuses. The thug though tells him to be smart and give them the stuff. Dave then pulls out a cane with a taser taped to the bottom and tases the thug in his groin. He then tosses off his fur coat and pulls out his baton. Mindy then says that she's starting the stopwatch and that he's got 3 minutes to defeat these guys. Dave though says that that's easy as he tases and whacks all of the thugs. Mindy though tells him to not get cocky. Later, the 2 stand on a rooftop as Hit-Girl tells Kick-Ass to jump, grab the rope that's attached to a street light and swing in through the window with a big red X on it and land on the mattress that she placed for him. Kick-Ass though asks if he misses and gets hurt, but Hit-Girl tells him that he'll be fine and that he should tuck his head while going through the glass and to not hurt anything major. She then tells him that jumping through windows is a superhero tradition and gives superheroes the element of surprise. She then tells him to go, but Kick-Ass though says that it's too high up, so Hit-Girl says that he can start on the lower floors. Kick-Ass then swings in through a window, as Hit-Girl tells him to do again. He then swings in through another window, as Hit-Girl tells him to do it again. He then swings in through yet another window. Hit-Girl then tells him to tuck his head and lead with the shoulder or else he'll knock himself unconscious. Kick-Ass then asks her how many more windows do they have to do. Hit-Girl tells him that they should do at least 15 and that a well-trained superhero thinks of a joke as he goes through the window. Dave then continues to beat and tase some thugs. Back at the warehouse, Mindy and Dave try to come up with some one-liners. Later, they sit at the computer and try to assemble a team of superheroes. Kick-Ass asks about a superhero named The Buzzard, but they both agree that he's too fat. Hit-Girl then mocks a superhero called the Tarantula for putting his secret identity on his Facebook page. Kick-Ass then asks about a superhero called Night-Bitch, but Hit-Girl says that her costume shows too much skin. Later, Dave continues to beat and tase thugs as Mindy waits. She then notices one of the thugs is running away and takes out a hammer that she brought and tosses it at the thug, which hits him in the back of the skull. Mindy then narrates that even though she's training Dave to be a superhero, he's training her on how to be normal. The 2 then stand in front of a store window as Mindy looks at some clothes on mannequins and says that she can't ask her mom to pay this much money for jeans. She then says that her father taught her that clothes are only functional. Dave though tells her that this is what kids her age are wearing and that if she wants to fit in, she must get her mom into some "credit card debt." He then tells her to stop watching the news and start watching shows about celebrities, but she asks how she's supposed to keep track of Obama and our record deficit. Dave though says that she shouldn't because she's 12 and then says that this is why no one wants to hang out with her at lunch. He then says that she's no longer allowed to watch action movies and that she should start watching movies like "Legally Blonde" and "vampire movies." Mindy though calls them chick flicks, but Dave reminds her that she's a girl and if she wants friends her own age, she needs to at least pretend to have things in common with them. The next day, at school, Mindy narrates that when she realized that this was just a secret identity, she started to get into this personality. During class, Debbie whispers to her that she hates her and that she and her friends are gonna crush her. Mindy though says that they're actually gonna be great friends and gain her friends' respect by replacing her as the alpha male, much to Debbie's shock. Mindy then narrates that, while she wasn't trained for this, she was a fast learner. Later, at home, as they eat dinner, Kathleen tells Marcus that her friend told her that they're getting leaned on again and that there's a new head of the mob and that they're making serious inroads into his department. Marcus though tells her that her friend watches too much TV and says that some wise guys are still asking them to look the other way, but it's still the same as usual. Kathleen believes him and tells them that Big Bang Theory is on in about 2 minutes and then asks Mindy to finish her ravioli. Marcus then turns to Mindy and tells her that even if things at work were getting crazy, they shouldn't tell her mom, since it's their job to keep things normal, but Mindy doesn't understand what he means. As Kathleen sits in the living room and watching TV, Marcus tells Mindy to stop acting like he's wrong and then reveals that he knows what she and her father used to do and that he appreciates her giving it up to live with them. Marcus then tells her that her missing took a huge toll on her mother and that she can't handle stress very well now and then reveals that he found her superhero costume in the laundry. He then says that he's not gonna tell her mom, but only if she promises to leave her superhero days behind her and that the most dangerous thing he wants her to do is "hockey practice." Marcus then makes her promise him. Mindy then promises to him. Marcus then invites her to join them in the living room and watch TV since it isn't often that he's home in the evenings. Suddenly, Marcus faints and falls asleep at the table. Mindy then checks the living room and sees her mom passed out on the couch. She then calls Kick-Ass and tells him that she drugged her parents and is heading for the Hit-Car. She then tells him to meet her in 20 minutes. At his house, Dave sits on his bed with his laptop and tells her that he's writing an article for CBR about how fewer superheroes are being created compared to the last 4 decades. Mindy then grabs her coat and runs out of her house as she tells Dave that he's about to face Russians and Silicians and that she wants his full attention. She then tells her to meet her in 20 minutes in his costume, which Dave agrees to. At Dave's house, Dave's dad, Jimmy and his girlfriend, Lucille are sitting on the couch watching TV when Jimmy notices Dave is leaving and reminds him to take out the trash before he goes. Dave though tells him that his friends are waiting for him, but Jimmy tells him to take out the trash. Dave then grabs the trash bag and shoves it down the trash chute. Jimmy and Lucille then look out the window and watch Dave leave. Jimmy says that he doesn't get to spend any time with him now these days and that he always wants to hang out with his friends. Lucille though assures him that he's just a teenager and that he'll settle down in a few years. Jimmy then says that he misses all of the things they used to do. Later, Kick-Ass meets Hit-Girl at her car as he asks her if she's practiced what she's gonna say tomorrow at school. Hit-Girl though tells him to not worry and that she can hardly wait for school tomorrow. She then asks him if he ate something light for dinner. Kick-Ass then asks why he's the sidekick since he's older than her, but Hit-Girl tells him to not go there and mocks him by calling him "Hit-Boy" as they get in the Hit-Car. They then drive off as Hit-Girl asks him to go through his dialogue again when he crashes through the window. At Sheepshead Bay, at Trotski's restaurant, a Russian gangster named Mikhail meets up with a Silician gangster named Umberto. They then talk about Mikhail's oldest daughter having anorexia as they sit down at a table. Umberto then asks if she's ok, but Mikhail says that it's been hard on the family. Umberto then says that his daughter eats too much. Mikhail then asks why they have to meet up and then asks if Ralphie wants to talk to them. Umberto then says that he wanted to have this sit-down. They then both realize that it's a set-up as Kick-Ass crashes through the window and lands on their table and shouts, "Did somebody order a fucking sandwich?" Over his communicator, Hit-Girl says that he got the line wrong and then tells him to start attacking them. Kick-Ass then starts beating them with his batons, as Hit-Girl praises him over the communicator. Umberto then grabs his leg, but Kick-Ass punches him in the face, but ends up breaking his hand. Hit-Girl asks him what's wrong as Umberto pins him to the table and raises a glass bottle up. Suddenly, a barrage of bullets strike them, killing Mikhail, Umberto, and their men. Hit-Girl then reveals herself to be hiding under a table with a machine gun as she kills the last gangster. Kick-Ass asks her what she just did, but Hit-Girl says that she saved him. Kick-Ass though says that they agreed to not kill anyone, but Hit-Girl says that she thought the gun was loaded with tranquilizers. She then asks him about his hand, but Kick-Ass says that he broke it when he punched Umberto wrong. As they talk, one of the gangsters starts to get up, until Hit-Girl shoots him in the head and kills him. She then says that she thought that was a tranquilizer as well. The 2 then run out the back door of the restaurant to the Hit-Car as Hit-Girl tells him that they gotta get him to the emergency room. Meanwhile, Red Mist and his goons, Hood 1 and Hood 2 pull up to a convenience store in the Mist-Mobile as the Hoods tell him that his first crime could've been killing Kick-Ass if he only remembered his name. Red Mist though tells them that they were torturing him and about to kill him and that he didn't know he was supposed to remember the stuff he told them. Hood 2 then takes out a grenade launcher as Red Mist says that a robbery is a good crime too since they'll get money and they'll also be filmed so their crime can be up on the internet. They then walk into the store as Hood 1 admits that he's nervous, but Red Mist tells him that they should be nervous. The clerk sees them walk in and yells at his sons that some superheroes just entered the store and that they should see them as Hood 2 gives Red Mist the grenade launcher. The clerk's sons then run up to the front desk as the clerk asks them what their superhero names are. Red Mist though asks him if the security camera's on. A customer then tells him that the camera's on for 24 hours. Red Mist then grins as he aims the grenade launcher at the clerk and asks him if he's ready to be famous.
Red Mist then blasts the clerk with a grenade, killing him and blowing a hole in the wall as his sons watch in horror. Red Mist then aims the weapon at them and tells them that they'll be joining him, but the grenade launcher doesn't work. Hood 2 though tells him that the XM-25 needs 30 seconds to recharge, causing Red Mist to curse. The clerk's 2 sons then chase after them as Red Mist and his goons run out of the store. Red Mist though orders them to stay and fight since their his henchmen, but Hood 1 and Hood 2 refuse to fight them because they're "Asian" and might know kung-fu. Red Mist then offers them each $5,000, but Hood 1 tells him that he's on his own. Red Mist then turns a corner and runs into 2 costumed superheroes, Doctor Gravity and Insect Man, knocking them over. Insect Man asks Red Mist if he's ok, when the 2 sons run towards and shout that he killed their father. Insect Man then grabs Red Mist by the collar, when the 2 sons slam into Red Mist and tackle him to the ground. Red Mist tries to tell them that this is just a misunderstanding, but the 2 sons then start beating him. Doctor Gravity then asks if they should call the cops, but Insect Man says that they're already here as a police car pulls up to them. Later, at JFK International Airport, Detective Vic Gigante gives Chris a wallet and tells him that he was lucky, since the cops were on Ralphie's payroll and that if they weren't, he would be in prison for years. Chris though says that he's sending him away, which is just like going to prison. Vic though tells him that he wouldn't survive at Ryker's and that Ralphie is doing this as a favor to his mother because he loves him and understands that he's been through a lot. Vic then tells him that things in town are about to get dangerous as some cops are starting to rebel against Ralphie. He then says that he's doing what he can to settle things down and that they're worried that he'll get hurt. Chris though says that they just want him out of the way so he can't do any damage. Chris then asks why they don't take him seriously as his own criminal. He then looks in the wallet and sees that it's full of money, credit cards, and a passport. Chris then says that he'll travel around the world like Bruce Wayne and pay the martial arts teachers to teach him martial arts. He then tells Vic that he'll come back home and kill the superheroes that killed his father. He then says that he doesn't care how long it takes, as long as his father is avenged and be the man that he wants to be. Vic tells him that he's glad to hear that and then tells him to wear sunscreen in Asia. He then tells him that they got a vegetarian dinner for him and that he tipped the stewardess to take the mushrooms out since his mom says that he doesn't like mushrooms. Chris and Vic then hug each other goodbye as Chris thanks Vic. At her house, Mindy writes in her diary as she brushes her hair and gets ready for school. Mindy writes that this is the big day and gain the school queen bee's respect and then goes over a checklist of what she must say and wear. She then writes that she'll crush Debbie as she walks out of the house. Marcus then asks Kathleen if she was wearing makeup, but Kathleen assures him that that's good since it means that she's trying to fit in. Mindy walks over to the bus stop, where Debbie and her friends are waiting and starts talking like a stereotypical teenage girl. Debbie then asks her about the new clothes, but Mindy says she picked up some new clothes and threw her old ones out and then asks her if she likes her new bracelet. Debbie and her friends though mock her new clothes and say that it's sad. Debbie then asks if she's trying to fit in with them and then mocks her new pants and her face. She then tells Mindy that she's still an "ugly duckling" with clothes on a "shitty cop's salary." Mindy then snaps at Debbie and asks her why she's such a bitch. Debbie then brags that she once bullied a girl into trying to commit suicide and hopes that she starts cutting herself as the bus arrives and Debbie gets onboard. At school, at lunch, Dave and his friends, Marty and Todd talk about how comics have a fascist subtext and about how Hitler banned American comics because the creators were Jews and tells Marty to read the script. Marty though insists that they don't talk about superheroes and talk about cats, how they don't meow in the wild. Mindy then walks over to them and asks them what they're doing. Dave though tells her that they got invited to Todd's sister's birthday party and that they're writing a script about what they're gonna talk about to the older girls at the party so they don't freeze up and get laid. Mindy though ignores that and asks Dave if his hand's fine and if he's ready to take down a drug mill tonight. Dave though says that the doctor told him that his arm is even worse than before and that it's broken in 3 different places and he needs to rest for 2 months. Mindy though tells him to suck it up, but Dave tells her that if he doesn't let it heal, there could be serious damage. Mindy though says that he was supposed to help her take down the Colombians and cripple the Genovese family and that they're going after Cosimo Castillo on Sunday, but Dave tells her that there's nothing he can do. Dave then suggests that he help her with the computers, but Mindy says that she'll do it herself if he isn't going to take this seriously. Debbie then walks by them and calls Mindy a "child prostitute" and then says that if anyone talks to her, she'll freeze her out. Dave asks her what that was about, but Mindy says that she doesn't know and then slams her fist into her food tray, leaving a huge dent. Mindy then says that she's had enough. In the girl's bathroom, Debbie looks at herself in the mirror when she spots Mindy behind her. Debbie though calls her a lesbian for watching her use the bathroom. Mindy then takes out a taser and tases Debbie in the back, knocking her unconscious. When she wakes up, she finds herself dangling off a rooftop with a rope around her foot as Mindy looks down at her. Debbie starts begging her to save her as she starts crying, but Mindy says that it's too late and that she thinks everyone's lives would be better off without her and then tells her that she gave her a chance. Debbie though continues to beg for her life. Mindy then undoes the rope around her ankle, causing Debbie to fall. Debbie though lands safely in the back of a recycling truck. Debbie's phone then starts ringing. When she answers it, Mindy tells her that if she doesn't leave her and the other kids alone, she'll miss the truck this time. She then tells Debbie that she's having a sleepover over the weekend and asks her if she and her friends can attend. Debbie then nervously replies that she'll be there. Mindy then says that she knew they would be friends. At Mindy's house, Marcus and Kathleen sit at the table as Kathleen starts crying. Marcus asks her what's wrong, but Kathleen tells him that he lied to her that they weren't leaning on him. She then shows him an envelope with 3 bullets in them, with "Mommy Bear, Daddy Bear, and Baby Bear" written on them. At the police department, Marcus confronts Vic about the bullets as he shows them to him. Vic though tells him to give them to forensics so they can check them for prints, but Marcus says that he did and that they're clean. He then tells her that this whole thing shook Kathleen, who's already on edge after what happened with Mindy and her ex-husband. Vic though nonchalantly says that he's just as horrified as he is. Marcus though tells him to not lie to him since he knows who he works for and then tells him to tell Ralphie that threatening him and his family isn't going to get him any influence among the other cops. Marcus then storms out of the office, but Vic tells him to not do anything stupid. Later, Mindy writes in her diary that she only had to drug her mom because Marcus is doing a double shift and that she's running low on Rohypnol and reminds herself to steal some more the next time she's at a hospital. She then writes that she's taking down Leopoldo "Spoons" Urena, who's the Dominician middleman for the Colombian cartel and is supplying New York with tons of heroin. At an abandoned warehouse in Queens, Leopoldo and his men play poker around a table as naked women wearing gloves and surgical masks in an assembly line scoop heroin into bags. Hit-Girl then writes that Spoons runs this operation like a business and has made a fortune with his "easy-to-move five-dollar envelopes." On the rooftop, Hit-Girl starts climbing down the chimney as she writes that the abandoned building has a ventilation system which should be enough to alert the police that there's something going on, but then writes that they don't want to know as long as they keep getting money from Ralphie. She then writes that she plans to tie the exits shut and burn down the building, but she didn't count on so many young girls working there, and even writes that some of them aren't that much older than her. Spoons then asks his right-hand, Rudy for another bottle of alcohol. Hit-Girl then writes that there are 8 different heavy-sets in Spoons' inner circle and that they're all well-built and armed. She then writes why did Kick-Ass stand her up. As she climbs down the chimney, Hit-Girl thinks to herself that she should probably head outside and wait for them across the street and kill them with her sniper rifle. Suddenly, Hit-Girl falls down the chimney, due to it being dirty. She then thinks to herself that they're drug dealers, which means that they're chimneys aren't clean. She then falls down the chimney as the grate to the chimney falls off. She then hits the ground as Leopoldo and his men aim their guns at her as a huge cloud of dust pours out of the chimney and into the room.
One of Spoons' goons though says to not shoot since it's just a stupid kid, but Spoons points out that she has knives and guns and says that she must be a midget who's here to kill them. He then asks her who sent her or else they'll kill her. Hit-Girl though takes out a digital grenade and says that there's enough C4 in there to take out the whole floor. Spoons though says that they'll have to see who has the fastest trigger hand and then asks if she thinks she can beat all of them. Hit-Girl though tells them that she's already set the bomb and it's set to explode in 30 seconds and that they should start running. She then says that it's now 25 seconds. Spoons, Rudy, and his men then all start panicking and run for the exit, but Hit-Girl shoots all of them in the kneecaps and tells them to all relax since it's a small bomb. She then sets the bomb down beside Spoons. Outside the warehouse, Marcus tells Frankie that this is the warehouse and that there are 50 people working in there and that half of them are armed. Frankie though asks Marcus if he wants to go through with this since they'll be turning friends into enemies. Marcus though tells him that if they keep looking the other way, then Ralphie might as well in a uniform. Suddenly, the naked girls running screaming out of the warehouse as Marcus and Frankie watch them in surprise. Suddenly, the warehouse explodes as one of the goons runs out of the flames and collapses in front of Marcus and Frankie. He tells them that some little girl in a costume walked in and killed everyone and even blew up Spoons. Marcus asks him what the little girl looked like and he tells him that she had purple hair and a black cape. Hit-Girl notices Marcus outside and wonders what he's doing here as she heads back to her motorcycle. Frankie then asks Marcus if they should check inside, but Marcus tells him that she's probably gone and then gets in a police car. He then tells him to stay here and supervise the arrests and make sure that no one escapes. Suddenly, Hit-Girl flies through the air on her motorcycle as she takes off down the street. Marcus then drives off in the car and calls Kathleen and leaves her a message, telling her to check Mindy's room since there's been a "sleepwalker" that fits her description and he wants to make sure that she's in bed. As she drives down the street, Hit-Girl tells her motorcycle to go faster. Marcus continues driving down the road as he says that he knows all of the shortcuts. Hit-Girl rides her motorcycle along a train track. Marcus then says that he's been riding these streets before she was born. Hit-Girl then rides through a barbed wire fence as Marcus turns a corner. Hit-Girl then arrives at her house and hides her motorcycle in the cellar as Marcus pulls up in front of the house and quickly runs upstairs. Hit-Girl climbs up a tree as Marcus walks up the stairs. Marcus then opens up the door to her room and finds Mindy in her bed, pretending to sleep. Mindy pretends to wake up, but Marcus tells her to stop acting and says that he doesn't know how she got back home so fast, but he knows that that was her out there. He then says that she promised to stop doing this. Mindy though still pretends that she doesn't know what he's talking about, when Marcus realizes that the Italians, the Russians, and all of the bodies was her doing. He then says that he thought that it was a turf war maybe, but then says that it's been her that's been killing them. Kathleen then walks in and asks if everything's fine. Marcus though lies and says that he just got home and he heard Mindy shouting and that she had a nightmare. Mindy then asks her mom if it's time for school, but Kathleen tells her that it's not for another half hour. She then asks Marcus to lay with her in bed until the alarm goes off at 7 a.m. Marcus then watches as she leaves the room and tells Mindy that her mom's already freaking out over the bullets in the mail and says that if she ever finds out that she's Hit-Girl, it would ruin her. He then walks out of her room and closes the door. Later, at school, Mindy tells Dave about what happened and he can't believe that she almost got caught. Mindy though tells him that it was harder without her partner to help her. Dave then asks if she's gonna take a break in stopping Ralphie Genovese. Mindy though says that she's not and that her father taught her about making strategic strikes and says that she only needs 11 more hits to cripple Ralphie. She then says that that's 3 kills a week for another month and then says that she'll lay low until his hand heals and then maybe they can form a super-team. Debbie and her friend then walk over to her and ask if they can sit with her at lunch tomorrow, but Mindy says that she's already going to sit beside Tracy tomorrow and tells Debbie that she can sit with her on Thursday. Dave then asks her if that's the same girl that was picking on her, but Mindy just tells him that it's a long story. As they walk up the stairs into school, Dave tells her that he doesn't want to be bossy but then asks if it's a good idea to keep drugging her parents, since Marcus almost caught her. Mindy though only says, "Plausible Deniability" and that it could've been anyone in that costume. They then walk over to Mindy's locker, where she takes some books out as she says that as long as they're drugged, Marcus won't know about what she's been up to. She then says that she must make sure that no one sees her and kill a goon in a different way. Dave then asks how many ways are there to kill a person, but Mindy says that she and her father made a storybook full of different ways and even shows him a diagram on the back of her history folder. She then says that the way she plans on killing Ralphie is poetic. Back at Ryker's Island, as he gets a haircut, he talks to Vic on the phone as he watches a news report about the mill explosion on TV. He then tells Vic that he's watching it and is counting how much money this is costing him. At an abandoned warehouse, Vic, along with some of Ralphie's men, stand around a costumed hero that's covered in blood and tied to a chair. Vic then tells Ralphie that they're trying to figure this out, but then says that no one knows anything about her. He then tells him that they've captured another superhero, but he's never met her, like all of the other heroes. Ralphie though tells him that it doesn't matter since it has nothing to do with superheroes, no matter what his workers saw. He then says that Marcus was leading the raid and wonders if he's behind all of their other problems as well. The barber then finishes his haircut and takes the cloth off as Ralphie tells Vic that Marcus could be working for a rival gang or he's just a good cop, but then tells him that they need to make an example out of him. Vic protests, but Ralphie tells him that he lost $20 million in the last few weeks and that he doesn't plan on losing anymore. He then tells Vic to put a team together to handle Marcus or else he'll be picking another cop spy. Vic then agrees to his orders. One of his men then asks Vic about the bloody superhero, but Vic tells him to get rid of him. The thug then shoots the hero in the head and almost splatters his brains all over Vic's shoes, causing Vic to berate him for that. On a mountaintop, at a hidden temple, Chris sends Kick-Ass an email, telling him that it's hard to get a signal on the mountains and then brags that he's at a mystical ninja training school to get ready to defeat him. As he writes, Chris bows to his senseis in the temple. He then writes that all of the ninja training in movies is what he's doing and then tells him that he's coming back to kill him and Hit-Girl. He then sits blindfolded in front of some lit candles as robed ninjas with swords walk over to him. He then continues to write that it would be easier if he remembered his real name and then he'd send a gang of thugs to kill him, but then says that this is appropriate, due to the paths that they've both chosen. He is then seen walking through a river with a huge log on his shoulders and his hands tied to it as he writes that he's running through rivers with logs on his back, eating weird food, learning how to move like a shadow, and develop some new senses. At the bottom of an arctic mountain, Chris stands there, along with his current sensei and assistant as he writes and says he's returning home as the ultimate badass and declaring war on everything he believes in. The sensei then tells Chris that his training assignment is to get the blue lotus flower from the top of the mountain and that if he fails, he must pay them another $10,000. Chris then asks his sensei how long it should take to get to the top, but his sensei tells him that it should take about 11 hours. Chris though says that he'll be back in 10 hours as he starts heading up the mountain. The assistant then asks the sensei what's so important about the blue lotus in a strange language. The sensei though tells him that he got the idea from Batman Begins and it seemed cool. He then says that the more they push Chris, the more money he gives them. The assistant then asks him how much more money do they think they can continue to get from him, but the sensei admits that he just wants a new BMW and that they should keep going until then. At Mindy's house, a gangster named Johnny, along with goons named Vincent and Michael wait outside as they load their weapons. Johnny asks them if they're ready, but Michael says that they are, so Johnny tells them that it's time to go to work. Inside, Marcus is busy putting locks on the windows in Mindy's room. Mindy though tells him that it could've been anyone as Hit-Girl and insists that she was asleep. Marcus though says that he's cynical and that locks on the doors and windows will make things easier on him. He then walks down the stairs with a box full of comics and says that he's putting her computer and comics in the garage until she's 18. He then says that he's flipped through some of her comics and isn't surprised anymore about how she ended up like this. He then tells her that he's switched all of his shifts to permanent daytime so he can keep an eye on her at night and says that he'll have her in jail before he lets her sneak out again. He then goes into the kitchen and greets Kathleen as he grabs a cup of coffee. Kathleen continues to look at the 3 bullets and tells him that she still doesn't understand all of this. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Mindy runs down the stairs to answer it, but when she opens up the door, Johnny and his men aim their guns at her. Michael then grabs Mindy by the shirt and drags her into the kitchen, where they confront Marcus and Kathleen. Johnny's right-hand man then tells them to shut up or else they'll kill Mindy. Johnny then orders Michael to lock the door and Vincent to close the drapes so no one can see what they're doing. Johnny then pistol-whips Marcus in the face, knocking him to the ground as he holds his bloody face and Kathleen kneels beside him. Johnny then tells Marcus that if he didn't make Ralphie angry, then they wouldn't have to make an example out of him and that he's got only himself to blame for this. Kathleen then asks who these people are and what's going on. Johnny then reveals that Marcus sent him to prison 5 years ago for an armed robbery in Queens. He then says that he spent 18 months in prison and missed his son's first birthday party and then says that he couldn't believe it when Ralphie said that he needed someone to take care of Marcus. Kathleen then starts crying as she asks them what they're gonna do. Johnny then aims his gun at Mindy's head as he tells them that he's gonna show her that he's not the only father that disappoints, but then tells them to beg him to not kill her. He then threatens to kill her if they don't beg him.
Johnny then tells Marcus that he's waited years to have a chance of revenge at him that it was almost worth his time in prison. He then tells Marcus to get on his knees and start begging. He then notices that Marcus isn't saying anything and tries to get his attention. Michael though tells him that Marcus just fell asleep. Johnny's right-hand man then says that Kathleen is asleep as well. Johnny then asks Mindy what kind of parents she has as Mindy reaches her hand into a drawer. Mindy then replies, "The drugged kind" and then stabs Johnny in the groin with a knife. She then breaks the right-hand man's leg and then climbs onto Johnny's back and leaps off of his back towards Vincent and Michael as she grabs 2 knives and stabs both of them in the throats, killing both of them. As Johnny and his other goon lie bleeding on the floor, Mindy takes a rolling pin out of a drawer. Johnny begs her to call an ambulance, but Mindy just puts the rolling pin in the right-hand man's mouth and kills him with it. She then tells Johnny that she's been waiting to kill them until her mom fell unconscious so she didn't expose her secret identity. Mindy then says that she has to kill them off in a special way for threatening her parents as she heads into the garage. She then walks across the street to her neighbor, Mr. Funkhouser's house and asks to borrow a sledgehammer and tells him that her parents are doing some yard work in the backyard, which Mr. Funkhouser agrees to give to her. He then gives it to Mindy and tells her to put by the side of his house when they're done, since he and his wife are going to bed early. Mindy then walks back across the street and into the kitchen. When Johnny sees her with a sledgehammer, he starts freaking out. Mindy then tells him that Marcus is the closest thing to a father that she has and that this is revenge for aiming his gun at his face. She then uses the sledgehammer to smash Johnny's skull, killing him. She then hears a voice behind her, praising her and asking her what she's gonna do next. Mindy turns around and sees an hallucination of her father standing in the doorway. Mindy asks him what he means since she killed all of them and should just call the cops and wait for Marcus and Kathleen to wake up. Damon though tells her that Ralphie will just keep sending more men afterwards and says that she's not safe unless Ralphie's dead. Mindy though says that she promised Marcus to not kill people, but Damon though just tells her to have some fun while they're both unconscious since this is her last chance to take out the men on her "shit list." Mindy then asks if he knows about. Damon though says that he sees everything up in Heaven and then tells her that he's proud of her and then tells her that she should massacre all of them tonight. Mindy then thanks him for his advice and hugs him. Damon hugs her back and tells her that he loves her as he starts fading away. Later, Hit-Girl kills Cosimo Casillo by hanging him on a meat hook, tearing open his stomach, revealing his intestines, and slices off his hands and legs, and also kills Bobby LaTorre. At a hotel, she kills Luigi "Five-Guts" as he's reading a book in his bed by shooting him in the head and also kills Salvatore Setoia. In an alleyway, she then kills Enzo Milano and Joe Vernace by slicing off their heads and mounting them on pikes in the trash cans and then kills Tony Masina and Peter DeCavalante. Later, in her backyard, Hit-Girl disposes of Johnny and his goons' bodies by chopping them up and tossing them in a wood chipper as she narrates that she killed all 10 of these men on her list in 10 different ways. In a montage, it shows Hit-Girl driving by 2 gangsters on her motorcycle as an automatic machine gun fires at them, killing both of them, and then shows her slicing off 2 gangsters' heads, hands, and feet and tossing them off of a rooftop, then shows a gangster sitting dead in the driver seat of a car with a choker around his neck, then shows a gangster sitting on a park bench with his head sliced off and lying in his lap, and then shows a bloody gangster lying dead on the ground with a grenade pin beside him, and then shows a gangster tied to a tree with a chainsaw stuck in his stomach as she narrates that she spent weeks coming up with the coolest deaths and funniest quips as she killed them and that she rode around town like Santa. She then narrates that she killed all of them in one night and says that she hasn't had this much fun since the time that her father gave her a terrorist to "play" with on her 8th birthday. She then narrates that it was awesome, but that she also saved Ralphie Genovese to kill for last, as a reward. In his prison cell, Ralphie wakes up and finds himself handcuffed to his bunk as Hit-Girl sits across from him. She then tells him to stop struggling as Ralphie asks her how she got in and what's going on. Hit-Girl then reveals that she came in through the laundry truck and then reveals that she killed his bodyguard, who's lying on the top bunk with a knife in his head. She then tells Ralphie that she wants him to stop running a criminal empire from his jail cell, but Ralphie just curses her out. Hit-Girl then takes out a gun and aims it at him. Ralphie starts screaming for the guards, but Hit-Girl reveals that she knocked all of the guards unconscious with knock-out gas and has the guys in the monitor room watching last night's security tapes. She then tells him that she killed all of his men. Ralphie asks her who she is, but Hit-Girl just loads the bullets that say "Mommy Bear, Daddy Bear, and Baby Bear" into her revolver and then shoots Ralphie in the head 3 times, killing him. She then leaves the cell and, as she walks down the hall, she asks an inmate if this is Death Row. When he says yes, she puts her gun into the food slot and shoots him, killing him as she goes down the hall and kills all of the other inmates, remarking that she just wanted to save the taxpayers some money. Later, police cars and ambulances surround Mindy's house as cops carry Johnny and his men out in body bags. Mindy narrates that her parents were still unconscious when she got back home, and when they woke up, Marcus took the blame for her and told the cops that he killed them in self-defense. In front of the house, Marcus comforts Kathleen as Mindy hugs them. She then narrates that she never knew how fragile her mom was until she saw her sobbing in the garden, but then says that Marcus helped her through her anxiety attacks and get her breathing under control. She then narrates that she realized that Marcus was right that her mom couldn't know she was Hit-Girl, since the idea that Marcus killed 4 people was bad enough for her and would freak out if she found out that she's killed over hundreds of people. Marcus then asks Mindy if she sees why this must stop, but Mindy starts crying and assures him that she's done with this as she hugs him. She then narrates that the mafia pulled back since their leaders were gone and that Marcus was no longer in danger since Ralphie's gone. As she puts away her costume and weapons, Mindy narrates that she's retiring from Hit-Girl to focus on school. She then narrates that new superheroes were appearing every day and that people on Twitter were forming super-teams. She then narrates that the video of Red Mist killing the store clerk went viral and that he became an idol to all of the psychopaths. In Asia, at Kung-Fu School, Chris bows to his new sensei as he tells him that he's learned a lot in the past 3 months and then asks him if he's ready to test out his skills and take on Kick-Ass. Chris replies that he's ready. His sensei then says begin and ninjas wearing hoods attack him. Chris puts up a good fight, but the ninjas then start beating him with bo staffs. Chris yells at them to stop, until the sensei tells them to. One of the ninjas then tells the sensei to tell Chris that they can teach him how to block their moves if he pays them more money. The sensei then tells Chris that he's done well, but he's not ready and then asks him for $5,000 to learn more, but Chris reveals that he knows that they're ripping him off. He then says that he wanted to train and become a villain, but then says that it's too hard and decides to hire a bodyguard to kill Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl. The sensei offers to give him a bodyguard for $30,000, but Chris takes off his belt and says that he's gonna find his own bodyguard. He then walks out of the building and says that he's gonna pack up and leave. The sensei then says that it's a shame, since he promised his wife a vacation to Vegas for their anniversary. A month later, in New York, Mindy finds Kick-Ass lying in an alleyway. Kick-Ass reveals that he was chasing off some shoplifters, but they had "friends" and beat him up. When Mindy asks what they stole, Kick-Ass says that it was a can of baked beans as she helps him get up. Mindy then tells him that she misses being a superhero, but then says that things at school and home are fine, but she misses fighting crime with him. Kick-Ass then asks her to join him again, but Mindy says that she can't since she promised Marcus. She then smiles and says that she didn't say anything about training superheroes though and then tells him that they'll start training again at 9 a.m. tomorrow, since she plans to make something out of him. Somewhere in Eastern Europe, Red Mist sits in a club with Hood 1 and Hood 2, who tell him that there are some kids that want to be super-villains like him and that they're following him on Twitter and will do anything he wants once he returns to New York. They then tell him that they found a Russian woman that's willing to be his bodyguard, but she'll be expensive and she's also totally evil. They then ask Red Mist if he's ok, since he's spacing out. Red Mist then says that he remembers who Kick-Ass is now. He then says that he remembered after he got high stared at the floor. He then says that Kick-Ass's name is Dave Lizewski with an evil grin.