Map to Zombie Treasure

This is a story about Crazy Dave and the Plants following directions from an old map that leads to the so-called "Zombie Treasure", and how Dr. Zomboss wants to steal it, of course.
Created by Ariq1144.
==Characters==
*Crazy Dave
*Sunflower
*Peashooter
*Repeater
*Wall-nut
*Dr. Zomboss
*Conehead Zombie
*Pole Vaulting Zombie
*Snow Pea
*Digger Zombie
*Potato Mine
*Bungee Zombie
==Prologue==
Crazy Dave: "Woobee! That movie about following a map was great!"
. . . (silence)
Crazy Dave: "It makes me want to do so aswell!"
. . . (more silence)
Crazy Dave: "..."
. . . (SILENCE)
Crazy Dave: "Oh, look! A map!" *picks up an old map*
==Chapter 1: An Old Map==
One peaceful day in Neighborville, the Plants are having fun, and no zombie in sight. Until...
Crazy Dave: "GUYS!!! GUYS!!!"
Sunflower: "Hi, Dave! What is it?"
Crazy Dave: "Guess what?? I found the ancient map that leads to the long lost Zombie Treasure!"
Peashooter: "Wow! Really?"
Crazy Dave: "Yeah! It turns out it was here in Neighborville all along!"
Repeater: "Cool! Let's find it!"
Crazy Dave: "Yeah! I hope the Zombies won't steal this map! That would be un-good!"
Wall-nut: "Come think of it, we haven't seen a zombie attack since a few days ago."
Crazy Dave: "For all I know, they could be monitoring us right now through a camera in that gnome's eyes! Wabby wabbo."
Sunflower: "Haha! That's silly!"
Meanwhile, at Zomboss HQ...
Dr. Zomboss: "DARN IT! His intuition is always good!"
Conehead Zombie: "Maybe it's because of that pot he wears everyday."
Dr. Zomboss: "The only thing that pot is good for is to store his brain as I COOK IT!"
Conehead Zombie: "So now what will you do?"
Dr. Zomboss: "I shall steal this so-called map of Zombie Treasure and see what treasure awaits! After all, I'm a zombie, so that means it is valid to be MY treasure! Mwuahahahahahah!!!"
Back to the Plants...
Peashooter: "So? Where does the map start?"
Crazy Dave: "Hmm... let's see... aha! We have to go this way!" *runs*
Peashooter: "H-Hey! Wait!"
The Plants try to catch up with Dave*
==Chapter 2: See Directions==
Repeater: *Huff* *Puff* "Don't just leave us like that!"
Crazy Dave: "Here's where we start! The odd tree with a little birdie on it! Hmm..."
*A flamingo ornament is seen stuck to a branch*
Crazy Dave: "Hmm, looks about right. Now, from here we take 20 steps to northeast!" *walks away*
Sunflower: "Uhh... Dave? I don't think that's northeast."
Crazy Dave: "Huh? But my compass shows so!"
Peashooter: "Lemme take a look."
*Peashooter inspects Dave's compass*
Peashooter: "OH MY GOSH DAVE THAT'S A WATCH!"
Crazy Dave: "So... it's not a compass?"
Peashooter: "No it's not! Those are completely two different things!"
Crazy Dave: "...huh. So that's why directions keep spinning! I thought it's because I'm CRAAAAAAAZY! Wabby wabbo."
Sunflower: "Uh, here, you can borrow my compass."
Crazy Dave: "OK! Now we go northeast!"
*A Pole Vauting Zombie vaults and snatches the map from Crazy Dave's hand*
Pole Vaulting Zombie: *Is running* "Map iz get!"
Sunflower: "Gasp!"
Peashooter: "Oh no!"
Repeater: "Get him!"
*The Plants chase the Pole Vaulting Zombie while shooting projectiles at it*
Snow Pea: "Eat this!!"
*A frozen pea hit Pole Vaulting Zombie, causing it to move slower*
Repeater: "There! He's slowed down! ATTACK!!!"
*A barrage of peas hit Pole Vaulting Zombie, causing its head to fell off*
Pole Vaulting Zombie: "Aaugh!"
Peashooter: "Yeah!"
Sunflower: "Phew! Good thing we managed to get it back!"
Crazy Dave: "Wabber jabber! My MAP!" *grabs the map* "OH NO!!! IT'S UPSIDE DOWN!!!"
Repeater: "Uh, just turn it upside down again."
Crazy Dave: "AHA! That fixed it! I should turn my toaster upside down the next time it gets broken!"
Sunflower: "That pole vaulter snatched our map... Zomboss must be the one behind this!"
Repeater: "So he knows about this map, and wants to acquire it to have that treasure! We cannot let it happen! We must hurry to find the treasure before a zombie snatches the map again!"
Sunflower: "Where to next, Dave?"
Crazy Dave: "Let's see... oh! This way!"
*The Plants follow him*
Crazy Dave: "Hmm... it says here to stop near a big rock with an explanatory description written on it."
*The word "ROCK" is written on the rock*
Crazy Dave: "Hmm, this seems to be it! Now, keep moving southeast until—"
*A Digger Zombie snatches the map, then burrows back underground*
Digger Zombie: "It'z MINE! (no pun intended)"
Repeater: "HEY!!!"
Potato Mine: "Lemme get 'em!" *burrows underground*
*A dirt trail is chasing another dirt trail*
*The dirt trails are getting closer*
*Getting closer...!*
SPUDOW!!!!!
*The map shoots out from underground, then hit Crazy Dave's pot*
CLANK!
Crazy Dave: "AAAHH!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!"
Peashooter: "Calm down, it's just the map!"
Crazy Dave: "Oh yeah! The mapity map of mapness!"
Sunflower: "This is the second time they managed to snatch it from us! We have to be VERY careful!"
Repeater: "You have the right idea! Where to next?"
Crazy Dave: "SOUTHWEST!" *runs like a lunatic*
Sunflower: "Dave! Wait up!"
Peashooter: "Huff! Here we go!"
*The Plants follow him*
==Chapter 3: Zombie Treasure==
Crazy Dave: "Now! It says here there should be a statue of irritating beast nearby!"
Peashooter: "What about a statue of a fluffy cat over there?"
Crazy Dave: "Agh! I hate cats!"
Sunfower: "Why? Cats are adorabe!"
Crazy Dave: "You should never trust a cat.
*A Bungee Zombie snatches the map*
Bungee Zombie: "YEE-HAH!"
Sunflower: "Not again!!"
Crazy Dave: "AGH! BUNGEES! I HATE THEM! HATE THEM WITH A PASSION! (And a vengeance!)"
Dr. Zomboss: "Mwuahahahahahah! Lost something?" *is riding a hovering vehicle, holding the map*
Repeater: "HEY! THAT MAP IS OURS!"
Dr. Zomboss: "Too bad! It's MINE NOW!" *hovers away*
Crazy Dave: "Wabby wabbo!! Follow that Mr. Boss Guy!!"
*Crazy Dave and the Plants chase Dr. Zomboss*
Dr. Zomboss: "Let's see now, the map instructs me to go northwest! Aha!"
Peashooter: *Huff* *Puff* "He's fast!"
Repeater: "Then we have to be FASTER! Come on!!"
*Intense chasing scene*
Dr. Zomboss: "Hmm, proceed to go this direction until I spot a red X mark. Aha! There it is!" *hovers lower*
Peashooter: "There he is!"
Sunflower: "Wait, isn't this place..."
Repeater: "OUR FRONT YARD!? WE JUST GET BACK TO WHERE WE WERE!"
Crazy Dave: "Huh. Isn't that interesting? I was wondering if that red X on the front yard was the red X mentioned in the map."
Peashooter: "Wait, you knew about it?"
Crazy Dave: "Of course! I was thinking maybe it wasn't the same red X."
Sunflower: "..."
Dr. Zomboss: "You are too late! I have found this treasure first, so that means I OWN it! Nyahahah!" *throws a practical cage*
*Crazy Dave and the Plants are trapped inside the cage*
Peashooter: "Aaagh! You vile!!!"
Sunflower: *Struggles* "Uugh! It won't budge!"
Repeater: "LET US GO!!!"
Dr. Zomboss: "Ha ha ha! Now, with my Excavator-o-Matic 2000 I shall unearth this prized possession!"
*Dr. Zomboss turned on the Excavator-o-Matic 2000, and it starts to dig on the red X*
CLANK!
Dr. Zomboss: "Yes... YES!!!"
*Dr. Zomboss grabs the now unearthed metal box*
Dr. Zomboss: "This treasure is officially mine! Ooh! Looks like it's not even locked!"
Sunflower: "Noo!!"
Dr. Zomboss: "Let's see now..." *opens the metal box*
*Inside the metal box was a robot with a mallet arm*
Dr. Zomboss: "Huh?"
*The robot activates*
ZT-9000: "ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE. TARGET DETECTED. CODENAME: ZOMBIE #026. INITIATING RESPONSE SEQUENCE #0001."
*ZT-9000 smacks Dr. Zomboss with the mallet*
Dr. Zomboss: "Aaurghh!!!"
ZT-9000: "ATTACK! ATTACK!"
Dr. Zomboss: *Keeps getting hit* "Argh! Ow! Enough! Aaaaahhh!!!" *runs away*
ZT-9000: "TARGET ESCAPING. ACTIVATING ROCKET THRUSTERS." *chases Dr. Zomboss*
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*The Plants stare at Crazy Dave*
Crazy Dave: "...Oh, did you think I said zombie treasure? No, I said zombie THRASHER!"
Sunflower: "Ahahahahah!"
*The Plants laugh*
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Repeater: "This is pathetic."
THE END!
==Epilogue==
Peashooter: "So... how are we going to escape this cage?"
Crazy Dave: "Funny you ask!"
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*Midnight falls*
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*Cough*
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Repeater: "Well."
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