神様はエレキ守銭奴 (Kami-sama wa Ereki shusendo)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
この度この太陽系に 	kono tabi kono taiyoukei ni 	Hello, I'm a god of this solar system,
新たに惑星を作る神様です 	arata ni wakusei o tsukuru kamisama desu 	And I'm going to make a new planet
会議で決まった予算は 	kaigi de kimatta yosan wa 	As decided by assembly,
日本円にして1000京円 	nihon en ni shite sen-kei-en 	My budget's 10 quintillion Japanese yen
 	 	
潤沢とは決して言えませんが 	juntaku to wa keshite iemasen ga 	I wouldn't say it's an abundant amount,
そこは私の腕の見せ所 	soko wa watashi no ude no misedokoro 	But that's just where I shine;
神々の節約テクを駆使して 	kamigami no setsuyaku teku o kushi shite 	With liberal use of my godly saving skills,
体裁だけは保ってみせましょう 	teisai dake wa tamotte misemashou 	I'll at least try to make things work...
 	 	
低予算で作った生き物に 	teiyosan de tsukutta ikimono ni 	I made some low-budget creatures
人間と名付けてみました 	ningen to nadzukete mimashita 	And dubbed them humans
誤作動だらけの陳腐なオツム 	gosadou darake no chinpu na otsumu 	Their cheap little heads are full of faults;
足りないパーツは7ダース 	tarinai paatsu wa nana-daasu 	They're lacking seven dozen parts
 	 	
彼らはなかなかに厄介なハッシュド精神力をお持ちで 	karera wa nakanaka ni yakkai na hasshudo seishinryoku o o-mochi de 	They're a rather troublesome, over-emotional sort;
いつも困った事があるとすぐ私に祈るのです 	itsumo komatta koto ga aru to sugu watashi ni inoru no desu 	They've always got troubles, so they pray to me...
 	 	
祈りをフリーダイヤルみたいに使うな！ 	inori o furii daiyaru mitai ni tsukau na! 	Don't pray like it's a toll-free call, dammit!
費用はこっちで負担してるんだぞ！ 	hiyou wa kocchi de futan shiterunda zo! 	I'm the one who has to work the costs!
そんなとこにお金がかかると 	sonna toko ni o-kane ga kakaru to 	If you waste money on that kind of junk,
オゾン層を維持するお金を削っちゃうぞ 	ozon sou o iji suru o-kane o kezucchau zo 	I'll have less to spend on the ozone layer!
 	 	
お前らの半熟脳みそと天界を 	omaera no hanjuku noumiso to tenkai o 	Hell, I might as well link your peanut brains
有線LANでつなげてやろうか！ 	yuusen LAN de tsunagete yarou ka! 	To a LAN connection with the heavens!
 	 	
人間と名付けた生き物は 	ningen to nadzuketa ikimono wa 	The creatures I had dubbed humans
足りないオツムで考える 	tarinai otsumu de kangaeru 	Pondered with their deficient brains
彼らは好奇心が旺盛で 	karera wa koukishin ga ousei de 	They were so curious and energetic,
この星の秘密を知りたがる 	kono hoshi no himitsu o shiritagaru 	They dared to seek their planet's secrets
 	 	
脱脂綿詰めただけの地殻 	dasshimen tsumeta dake no chikaku 	The crust that was just packed with cotton,
エアコン切れてただけの氷河期 	eakon kireteta dake no hyougaki 	The Ice Age - really just turning off the AC;
恐竜の化石は趣味のプラモ 	kyouryuu no kaseki wa shumi no puramo 	Those dinosaur fossils are plastic models of mine...
どうか気づかないで！ 	douka kidzukanaide! 	Pay no attention to any of it!
 	 	
ブレーカー落ちてる間にマンモス滅んだ 	bureekaa ochiteru ma ni manmosu horonda 	Mammoths went extinct while the breakers were out
これぞオール電化惑星のリスク 	kore zo ooru denka wakusei no risuku 	We're risking a whole planet with electricity!
金星の神から輸入してた 	kinsei no kami kara yunyuu shiteta 	I'm borrowing from the god of Venus,
電気が値上がりしたからケチってたんだ 	denki ga neagari shita kara kechittetanda 	But the price is going up, so I've gotta be stingy!
 	 	
このペースだとあと数年で予算を使い切りそう 	kono peesu dato ato suunen de yosan o tsukaikirisou 	At this rate, we'll be bankrupt in a few more years...
どうやって運営しよう！ 	dou yatte unei shiyou! 	I've got to handle this somehow!
 	 	
予算があれば地軸はまっすぐにできたし 	yosan ga areba chijiku wa massugu ni dekitashi 	With funds, I could've made the axis totally straight,
完璧な生き物にもできたんだ　でも偶然 	kanpeki na ikimono ni mo dekitanda demo guuzen 	And made perfect creatures too - but as it happens,
地軸の傾きは四季を生んで　不完全な心は愛を生んだ 	chijiki no katamuki wa shiki o unde fukanzen na kokoro wa ai o unda	The axis's tilt birthed seasons, and imperfect hearts birthed love...
案外良い星になった 	angai ii hoshi ni natta 	It was a pretty good planet after all...
 	 	
でももう無理！こんなクソ星すぐ売るわ！ 	demo mou muri! Konna kuso hoshi sugu uru wa! 	But I can't do it anymore! I'm selling this crap planet!
そのお金で天国の国債買う！ 	sono o-kane de tengoku no kokusai kau! 	And then I'll pay off heaven's national debt!
あとはせいぜい上手く歩めよヒト科ども！ 	ato wa seizei umaku ayume yo hitoka-domo! 	So walk with your heads high, you pitiful people!
私無しじゃすぐ死ぬだろうけど！（笑） 	watashi nashi ja sugu shinu darou kedo! (wara) 	You'll be dead soon without me, though! (LOL!)
 	 	
せっかくだし最後に有給でも取って 	sekkaku dashi saigo ni yuukyuu demo totte 	I guess now that that's done with, I'll get my pay,
温泉に行くことにするかな！ 	onsen ni iku koto ni suru kana! 	And take a well-earned trip to a hot spring!
 	 	
熱海 	atami 	Like Atami!
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*vgperson - Romaji Lyrics Source
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