Two Guys Stuck in a Finger Trap

Demigod of Wisdom
When Wad created the Finger Trap of Suffering, he did not believe it mattered which two men put it on so he cast it up to the surface of the earth. Two men, names lost to pre-history, put on the unbreakable, unremovable finger trap and as they did, it created all suffering into the world. In particular, these two men began to feel each other’s pain which was both amplified by being stuck to one another, causing them to spend thousands of years wandering the material world, cursing at and punching each other. 
Eventually, these two came to terms with each other and came to a true, eternal peace through suffering. Through their steady personalities, reasonable wisdom and practical advice, these two travel the world assisting others and eventually will propel the mortals into a golden age of wisdom.