Pokémon the Ride/Transcript

Controller: PWA Flight 1996, you're clear for takeoff.
Ash: 1996? That's us. We can't take off. The captain's not on board.
Pikachu: Pika Pi?
Computer Voice: Auto-take off sequence initiated.
Ash: I think there seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding. I'm not the captain, I'm just a regular pokémon trainer!
Controller: 1996 clear for departure. Contact takeoff on frequency four-two-niner.
Ash: Wait! Wait!
[Pikachu controls the plane using its electric powers]
Pikachu: Pika.
Ash: Come on, you know I'm not old enough to be an aircraft pilot. Just turn us around, Pikachu; before you get us both into trouble. What?! Team Rocket!
James: Halt!
Ash: Don't shoot!
Jesse: Prepare for trouble.
James: Make it double.
Ash: I think this is a total misunderstanding, I'm not the...
Meowth: [a picture of one of the passengers appears on the info screen to the right] We know you have this recruit of Officer Jenny's on board that plane.
Ash: [depending on the gender or age of the undercover officer] I have never seen that man/woman/person before!
James: We want that recruit!
Ash: No Pikachu, Please! Someone could get [Pikachu accelerates the takeoff] HUUUUUURT!!!
[As the plane finally takes off, Ash realizes they've lost Team Rocket]
Ash: Whoh! We've taken off. Alright Pikachu, let's go supersonic. Use thunderhshock, now.
Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUU!!!!
[The plane arrives to the Island of the Giant Pokémon, first introduced in the anime episode of the same name.]
Ash: I have some bad memories about this place...
[As the crew run into a giant Charizard, Venosaur, and Pikachu in a line prepared for revenge, Ash alerts his passengers.]
Ash: Uh oh... giant mechanical pokémon at half past nine! I..in two straight lines! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!!!
=== Post-ride ===
Announcer: Please remain seated until the captain has opened the exit doors. You may then unlatch your seat belt by pressing the release button on your left. Be sure you have all of your personal belongings with you as you exit. Thank you for flying Pokémon World Airways. Goodbye.