Satan Claus is Comin' to Town

Satan Claus is Comin' to Town is the 50th episode of Wait Wut and the 10th episode of season three. It was written by .
== Transcript ==
[Episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick playing in the snow]
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick. I just can't wait for Christmas!
Patrick: Uh, yeah, same. 
SpongeBob: I asked Santa for a lot of cool stuff like a toy and another toy and another toy and a hundred other toys! What about you? 
Patrick: Uhhhhh… 
SpongeBob: Patrick, have you made your letter to Santa yet? 
Patrick: Barnacles! I haven't! 
SpongeBob: Well, you'd better do that soon! Christmas is gonna be here sooner than you know it. You go make your letter, and when you're done, we can play again. 
Patrick: Alright, I'll make my list-y thingy. 
[Cut to Patrick inside his rock house writing his letter.] 
Patrick: How do you spell Santa? (He begins thinking. Smoke comes out of his head) Oh! I know! S-A-T-A-N. Santa!
[Title Card: A couple of days later] 
Patrick: Oh boy! I can't wait to open my presents! 
[Patrick walks over to his Christmas tree. There are no presents underneath]
Patrick: Hey! Where are my presents? 
[A hole opens up in the ground. The room turns a bright red. Fog covers the room. Satan rises up from the hole.] 
Satan: Greetings, mortal. I have received your letter. 
Patrick: Santa, is that you? 
Satan: Er, yes. A- anyway, here is your PS5 and your copy of Cyberpunk 2077. 
Patrick: Yay! Thanks, Santa! 
Satan: Now give me your SOUL! 
Patrick: wait wu-
[Patrick's soul leaves his body and goes into Satan's hand]
Satan: Hm, Cyberpunk 2077. Doesn't look half bad. 
[Cut to SpongeBob entering the rock with a sack of toys] 
SpongeBob: Merry Christmas, Patrick! What did you- (gasp) 
[Satan is playing Cyberpunk 2077.]
SpongeBob: Satan?
Satan: Yeah-huh? 
Satan: Yeah-huh?
[pause] 
SpongeBob: Can I play too?
Patrick's soul: wait wut 
Category:2020
Category:Episodes
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:2020 Episodes
Category:2020 Transcripts
Category:Shorts
Category:Wait Wut
Category:Wait Wut Episodes
Category:Holiday Specials
Category:Christmas Specials
Category:PrimitiveSponge129
Category:Episodes Written By PrimitiveSponge129
Category:Episodes written by Thatjess
Category:Specials
Category:PI
Category:2020s