Ukyo Kuonji (Black Rose, Blue Thunder)

Ukyo Kuonji is the biggest Kung Fu star in the world right now entertainment superstar. He was even voted the sexiest man alive despite only being sixteen.
==Biography==
===History===
Ukyo met the Saotome’s when they stopped outside of Kyoto on their first training journey when they were six. Ukyo first met Kodachi while she was still recovering from the loss of her first love. He became Kodachi’s outlet for all her hurt feelings from her fallen relationship. Kodachi was rebounding when she met him, and because of this she fixated on Uky and began pursuing him aggressively. Particularly after he continued to turn her down as he was already in love with Makato Kino. Kodachi was very jealous of Makoto, seeing her as her only obstruction to having Ukyo as her own. So in order to break the two up Kodachi ended up blindfolding Ukyo-kun, let him think she was Makoto, and then tried to seduce him in the girls locker room. She had also sent Makoto an an anonymous note asking her to be on the premises at a certain time. When she entered the room, as I planned since I had sent her, Kodachi immediately took off the blindfold that Ukyo was wearing. Making it look like he and Kodachi were both participating in a very mutual form of affection.
Makoto didn’t believe Ukyo’s please of innocence and he naturally wanted nothing to do with Kodachi after that. Kodachi made a large profit by selling photos of Ukyo to the many girls at the school who had crushes on him. On one such occasion the mob of girls was chasing him down the street, Kodachi following at a safe distance, and when they did so they happened to run past a rather influential movie agent. He stopped Kodachi when she ran past and she gave him all of the necessary information about Ukyo before she left town. The rest is history.
===Plot===
A drunk Ukyo wandered out of a club through the back ally in order to avoid the attention of the people crowding the front as they tried to get in. He was spotted by a cab driver who offered him a ride home. Ukyo was so drunk that all he could do was give the driver, Nuruba Shin his business card with his address on it. It wasn’t until they reached his penthouse that Shin finally recognized Ukyo. He offered the ride for free saying that he was his biggest fan, but Ukyo still gave him Six hundred thousand yen telling him to keep the change.
After the usual long elevator wait to his penthouse that was on the very top floor to the extremely plush apartment building. Ukyo flopped down on his king-sized bed before he started hallucinating half a dozen miniature women who were barely four inches high in height standing in front of him. Speaking in rhyme they stated that they were there to help him only to start arguing over whether to call themselves okonomiyaki elves or spatula sprites. A dumbfounded and drunk Ukyo watched as the miniature women proceeded to get into a massive brawl on top of his bed. His only thought was that he had drunk too much.
Despite this Ukyo moved filming of his new movie in the Bakers Peal series, On the Emperor's Secret Sauce, to the Nerima district. When the director Yusabe Kensuke asked him why Ukyo just told him because he wanted to. While the director was still dealing with their sudden relocation, Ukyo asked the the PR staff Yusabe Kuruki to release a statement to the press saying that tomorrow they were going to hold an open audition for the coveted role of the next Peal girl. This frustrated Kensuke not only at seeing his wife blush when Ukyo smiled at her, but because an open audition would be sending a number of rejects and losers his way. He changed his tune when Ukyo pointed out that making the female lead an average woman off the street would be great publicity for the film.
Ukyo asked Tsubasa whether he should pack suits or dress casually. Tsubasa however didn’t really care given that they were just shooting in some tiny district. Ukyo however insisted that Nerima was special. Like the director Tsubasa didn’t understand why Ukyo moved shooting. Ukyo joked that a little elf told him before explaining that he was told that old acquaintances of his were in Nerima. Realizing that he was talking about Ryoga and Genma Tsubasa let the matter drop, though he was still worried about the press. Ukyo wasn’t worried about that has he was hardly known for his indiscretions. He still assured his friend he would keep things quiet. 
Tsubasa offered to help, and while he appreciated the offer Ukyo felt that this was something he had to handle on his own. Turning on the tv they saw that Kuruki the press was already talking about the shooting change and the audition. As he finished packing Ukyo vowed to get his revenge on Ryoga and his father.
After he finished dressing Ukyo started wondering how he allowed himself to change the location of the shooting just because a drunken hallucination told him that Ryoga would be in Nerima. Shrugging his the last remains of his regrets, Ukyo left his hotel room and was greeted by Akira and Sato the usual crew of hulking bodyguards that accompanied him to large public events run by his production company. He wondered if he was losing his fans when told that only 213 people had tried to sneak in the night before. He let the matter drop as he still managed to beat Tsubasa's number of visiting fans by a landslide.
Kuonji Ukyo was shocked when a blonde elf jumped a mile into the air then landed in front of him holding a pretty girl. A pretty girl who appeared very upset at the blonde elf. The upset part was easy to guess because as soon as the elf touched the stage, the girl leapt out of her arms and launched into a loud tirade of protests. Tsubasa asked if they were friends of his. Shaking his head, no, Ukyo was about to reply when he recognized a voice shouting from the crowd. Narrowing his eyes Ukyo rose to his feet and clenching his hands into fists as seconds later the figure of Hibiki Ryoga jumped on the stage and grabbed the blonde elf by the collar and started shaking her.
Through the massive shaking attack, the elf managed to point out she was just giving the girl a lift, but Ryoga didn’t calm down as the elf could have hurt her. By this point girl had calmed down and agreed that the elf was just trying to help. By this point two others appeared on stage agreeing that the elf wasn’t in the wrong. Releasing the elf Ryoga apologized for overreacting. The amiable mood was soon broken by a loud cough and the group turned to look into at the droll and amused features of Kuonji Ukyo. For Nabiki the response was immediate. She turned bright red, released a high-pitched squeak, then hid behind Ryoga's muscular figure. Ignoring this Ukyo greeted Ryoga in deceptively calm tone as he took a step forward. Ryoga was shocked that the movie star remembered him after all this time. Ukyo confused Ryoga by stating that after all Ryoga did to affect the path of his life and destiny it would be impossible for Ukyo to forget him.
The elf jumped in and asked if Ukyo remembered her. Looking into the breathtaking features of the beautiful blonde elf, Ukyo told her that she didn’t and asked her who she was. The elf then produced a tea kettle of hot water from out of nowhere and poured it over her head. Ukyo then watched in certain shock as the elf changed into Ranma.
Shaking seeing a jusenkyo curse for the first-time off Ukyo turned his gaze back to Ryoga and noted Nabiki hiding behind him and nervously peering at him. Flashing a charming smile as he neared Ryoga he tried to coax Nabiki out from behind him. Frowning at this Ryoga introduced Ukyo to Nabiki making sure that he knew that she was his iinazume when stating that she was there for the audition. Ranma moved to stand at Ryoga's side and suddenly pulled Nabiki out from behind his brother for Ukyo to see, commenting on how much his brother had lucked out. Ryoga added that Nabiki could sing as well.
Recovering from his momentary daze, Ukyo moved forward in an easy gait, took Nabiki's hand in his own and gave her a soft kiss on the top of it as he told Nabiki that she would make a great leading lady. It took Nabiki less than a second to react. As Ukyo looked at Nabiki who had fainted in his strong arms. He stated that it had been a long time since a lady had acted that way around him. Kodachi made her presence known by stating how she doubted that. Lifting his head in a mechanical movement, Ukyo looked into a pair of violet eyes that he never expected to see again in his entire existence on this Earth. Kodachi asked if he was happy to see his former girlfriend and for a response, Ukyo screamed.
Backing away from Kodachi Ukyo demanded to know what she was doing there. Kodachi told him that she was only there to represent Nabiki as well as pay her respects to an old friend. This caused Tsubasa to speak up stating that he was one of Ukyo’s many stalkers if she was an old friend. This gave Ukyo time to subtly stepped behind his friend and fellow Kung Fu star. Again, Kodachi was asked what she was doing there this time by Tsubasa. With teasing exasperation Kodachi repeated that she was there as a representative of Nabiki's interests.
Ukyo wasn’t buying and accused Kodachi of trying to manipulate him into going out with her. Kodachi told him that she was already dating someone, and upon hearing this Ukyo wanted his name so that he could warn him about how dangerous she was. This Kodachi took offense to and pointed out that because of her Ukyo was now rich and a famous movie star. While Ukyo reluctantly admitted that what Kodachi said was true it didn’t change the fact that Kodachi screwed up his life. Kodachi accused him of being a drama queen before she arched her head to look back at Ranma, who had been observing the entire scene with shock and wonder. She then revealed that he was the one she was dating.
All it took for Ranma to snap out of his momentary shock was hearing his name being spoken. He then walked over to Kodachi's side, wrapped an arm around her waist, and gave Ukyo his most charming smile. He expressed his surprised that the two used to date. Ukyo once again denied that happened pointing out that Kodachi just chased him around like a relentless stalker and made his life miserable for five months before she ended up skipping town. And by then he'd already been roped into doing his first movie. Kodachi again accused him of being a drama queen, Ryoga still feeling partially upset over the attention Ukyo had paid to Nabiki spoke up as well, and asked Ukyo if he didn’t want to be a movie star.
Ukyo opened his mouth in way of reply but faltered and then looked back at Tsubasa who wore a soft expression of understanding on his features. Giving up Ukyo just told them that none of them would understand. Ranma took that as admission and had Ryoga pay up. While Ryoga handed over a thousand yen to his brother he pointed out that Ukyo never said for certain that they went out. Turning even more rade faced Ukyo shouted that they never went out. She stalked him and caused him to break up with the only girl that he’d ever loved. No one believed him, however. In desperation Ukyo once again tried to deny it only to be told by Kodachi that he couldn't have abandoned their love so easily.
At this, Ukyo released another scream of frustration before tangling his hands in his oak brown hair as why no one would believe him. Instead of an answer to his question, Ukyo received the sound of low and seething voice saying his name. When he looked up, Ukyo saw Tatewaki pointing a katana at him while wearing a look of quiet rage on his features. After introducing himself Tatewaki threatened Ukyo stating that movie star or not if he didn’t stop marring Kodachi’s name with denials of his relationship with her he would punish him. Ukyo response was to state that Kodachi can blemish her reputation perfectly fine on her own. It took Tatewaki less than a second to move into attack position and by the time he did, Ukyo was wielding a katana of his own and wearing the rakish smile that his millions of fans were so used to seeing on the big screen.
After hearing Ukyo brag about all the training, he had undergone since becoming a movie star Ranma asked if his old friend could teach him how to kill someone with a spoon. This caused Tatewaki to call Ranma out as they were in the middle of a duel. A duel which soon ended up on the Nerima Rapid Action News shown every night at six o'clock. Luckily or unluckily for Ukyo, everyone who attended the audition assumed it was all some sort of publicity ploy for the movie itself. It was unfortunate that the publicity ploy happened to move into downtown Nerima and destroy a few cafes in the process. But, as someone told Madame Francine and Signora Maria after their restaurants had been destroyed the second time for the month, that's show business.
When Ukyo told him of his intentions to go back to school, Tsubasa volunteered to register with him so his friend wouldn't be alone. Tsubasa did this out of loyalty to his friend and a desire to want to help Ukyo in any way. On the way Tsubasa asked Ukyo why he didn’t just beat Ryoga up and get it over with, Ukyo drew his gaze away from the window of the limousine they were traveling in, flashed his patented lady killer smile, and told he wanted to make Ryoga suffer just like he had for the past ten years. Tsubasa called Ukyo out on this, but having heard his karma speech a million times before Ukyo dismissed it. Tsubasa still tried to convince him that he was taking things to far. Ukyo reluctantly admitted that he had a point before asking Tsubasa about Nabiki which confused him. Ukyo explained how obvious Ryoga’s feelings were for Nabiki given how he looked at her. When Tsubasa still didn’t see the significance, Ukyo explained that he found a key element for my revenge on Ryoga, Nabiki was definitely a fan.
Tsubasa’s blue eyes widened at the horrifying realization that Ukyo planned on trying to seduce Nabiki to get back at Ryoga. When the limousine stopped in front of Furinkan High school Ukyo exited it with his usual ease to leave Tsubasa sitting alone in stunned silence. Finding Nabiki Ukyo immediately began flirting with her as he informed her about his enrolment. This caused a jealous Ryoga to stomp over towards them, only to stop upon realizing that it was a bad look. As if sensing his dilemma, Ukyo lifted his head and met Ryoga's eyes as he formed another smile. When Ryoga informed Nabiki that they would be late for class Ukyo repeated that he was enrolling much to Ryoga’s frustration. Ukyo then went back to flirting with Nabiki stating that as co-starts should always be good friends before they start filming. He also felt that it would be a nice change to be somewhere more normal than a movie set.
Before Ryoga or Nabiki could reply to this, a huge crowd of athletes that was led by Akane and Chocolate was holding her in her arms, ran across the campus screaming as a small creature pursued them while it continuously shouted to let him glomp onto them. Sweatdropping at this, Ryoga looked at the shocked Ukyo. Recovering Ukyo stated that the school still had things that drew him to it. As he said this, Ukyo looked at Nabiki meaningfully and flashed her another heartbreaker smile that caused her to blush from head to toe on seeing it. They were interrupted by the arrival of Ranma and Kodachi causing Ukyo to scream upon seeing them. Ranma called him out for doing that every time he sees Kodachi, to which she accused him of doing it for attention. Luckily for Ukyo they were there for Nabiki who quickly found herself escorted away from Ryoga and Ukyo by the couple as they walked across the campus.
This left Ryoga and Ukyo alone. Ryoga was quick to call Ukyo out for flirting with his iinazuke. Ukyo answered by saying that Nabiki was his iinazuke not his wife. He went on to saw that he won’t let a clod like Ryoga have such a catch. Scowling at this, Ryoga looked at Ukyo with honest confusion and asked why he was doing this as he thought they were friends. At this statement, Ukyo's eyes darkened and he seemed to grow very tense, but he refused to answer just repeating what his father told him. That 'There's nothing dishonorable about taking a honorable lady away from a dishonorable man.' Offended Ryoga told Ukyo that he’d take Nabiki from him when pigs fly. Unfortunately Genma chose that moment to show up having brought Ryoga the luch he forgot at the dojo. After a moment, Ukyo's shock at seeing an actual flying pig was replaced with a smirk. Because it seemed that even the Kami were on his side when it came to this particular mission.
As Ukyo watched Ryoga yell at Genma for jinxing him in certain amusement, he found his eyes drawn elsewhere when out nowhere Shampoo appeared chasing Perfume in her cursed form. And behind them was Tatewaki, whom Ukyo still felt a tad nervous around due to the uneasy ending of their duel. An ending which had come about because of a mass mobbing of all Ukyo's fans once they recognized just who was dueling on the street and in various restaurants across Nerima. But as Ukyo watched Ryoga shout at the flying pig, Shampoo and Tatewaki chase the tinkling ball of light, and Akane's crowd of athletes flee from the dirty old man, he felt strangely at home.
After Ryoga got run over by his fans Ukyo made his way to the dojo and arrived just in time to rescue Nabiki when Happosai launched Ranma at her. Giving an embarrassed squeak, Nabiki pulled away quickly before thanking Ukyo for his help. Ukyo began flirting with Nabiki as his lifted a gentle hand to push some stray strands of hair out of the transfixed Nabiki's eyeline, stating that he couldn’t leave such a lovely lady in danger. Nabiki could only gape at Ukyo but fortunately for her, the Kung Fu star turned his attention towards Ranma and Happosai's battle. Nabiki explained that Ranma was trying punish Happosai on Kodachi's behalf, but interrupted by the arrival of Ryoga before she could tell him who Happosai was. Turning around, Nabiki was met with the sight of Ryoga breathing heavily and looking quite ragged.
When she asked what happened he managed to heave out what happened between breaths. Ryoga started to say something more when Happosai stomped on his face to bound higher into the air as Ranma continued to pursue him in their frantic battle. Well, it was frantic but not so much a battle if anyone other than Kodachi had bothered to watch it. Basically what it consisted of was Ranma attempting to hit Happosai and Happosai continually dodging these attacks. All in all, not much of a fight. Something that Kodachi, because she was the only one watching, definitely noticed. An annoyed Kodachi told Ranma to punish Happosai already who told her that he was trying.
After catching his breath he gently pushed Nabiki back as he continued to glare at Ukyo. Ryoga accused Ukyo of trying to lose him. Ukyo responsed by saying there was Ryoga already knew where he stood so there was no point in lying. On hearing this, Ryoga turned red with rage and started to step forward when Nabiki touched his arm and stalled him. When she asked him what was wrong Ryoga opened his mouth to reply but shut it and turning to glare at Ukyo and told Nabiki to ask him. Frowning at this, Nabiki looked to Ukyo who told her that he and Ryoga could no longer be friends since he had fallen for his iinazuke and wanted her for himself. There was a long pause as everyone, even Kodachi, gaped at Ukyo in complete and utter shock. This included the observing Soun and Genma standing on the outskirts. Nabiki's response was somewhat predictable. She promptly fainted.
Though only moments had passed since Ukyo’s announcement to everyone Ryoga who was getting more red faced by the second it felt like an eternity. Just when it appeared as if smoke might start curling out of his ears, the lost boy chose to speak in tight and controlled tones. He called Ukyo out for his lack of honor in trying to get with Nabiki despite knowing that she was his iinazuke. Ukyo’s only response was that all is fair in love and war, before once again calling Ryoga out on their past. An annoyed and angry Ryoga didn’t know what Ukyo was talking about. This just made angrier and he called Ryoga out for refusing to admit what he is, stating that taking Nabiki away from him will not only be fun but the right thing to do. The world seemed to freeze at these words, or at least, it seemed to freeze for everyone who happened to be looking at Hibiki Ryoga.
The air around him darkened and seemed to crackle with electricity. His dark brown hair was flying upwards in the wind and eyes that were normally kind in manner were filled with a sort of insane fury. Kodachi was the first to speak telling Ukyo to run away. But Ukyo didn't run. Instead, he stood in his place and steadily met Ryoga's enraged gaze. The resulting battle ended with half the Tendo dojo destroyed, the abandoned mitten factory toppled and various gapping craters in the street. Somehow Ukyo was holding his own against Ryoga who hadn't said a word since the actual fight had began. Ryoga's eyes had an almost dead look in them as he fought Ukyo. They were the eyes of a man without a soul. The eyes of a machine. A machine that appeared bent on destroying Ukyo and in order to do this he'd use anything at hand.
In between deep breaths Ukyo congratulated Ryoga for keeping up with the art. Ryoga didn't answer, and instead a glint surfaced in his dark brown eyes. In a decisive but somehow still rather animalistic dive, the lost boy swung at Ukyo who captured Ryoga's fist in his hand and held it in a tight grip. He didn't know how but Ukyo was holding him at bay. As hard as he tried, Ryoga couldn't manage to free himself from the grip that the other boy had on him. Nor could he move his fist forward to connect in a punch. Ryoga asked him how but Ukyo refused to answer just saying that he was new and improved and thus more then a match for Ryoga. Something he planned to prove by taking Nabiki from Ryoga.
After Ukyo said this, all was silent and a cold wind blew across the frozen boys as their gazes locked. Releasing a low and ferocious growl from his throat, Ryoga broke free of Ukyo's grasp and landed a solid punch to the Kung Fu star's chin which sent Ukyo flying several feet back and into a nearby soundproofing wall which crumbled from the impact. The air was silent again, except for the sound of the toppling rubble. Then slowly, it was pushed aside and the top of Ukyo's dusty head was revealed. He was smiling yet again and had a taunting look in his eyes. As Ukyo continued to taunt Ryoga he didn’t even see him move as he attacked. But he did see the fist descend on his face. And he did see the homicidal rage in Ryoga's eyes. And he did see him freeze in utter horror only mere seconds later when Nabiki called out to him to stop.
As he slowly returned to himself, Ryoga looked down at the badly beaten figure of Ukyo who appeared to be drifting into unconsciousness he felt his stomach tighten. Ryoga let go of Ukyo, causing the Kung Fu star to fall into the rubble with a loud crash. Turning around with a helpless look of desperation, Ryoga looked into Nabiki’s eyes and pleaded with what that he saw lurking there. Blinking back the tears he felt coming on and cried out that he was sorry and moments later, he ran away. From Nabiki and from that look in her eyes. A look that he knew all too well and never wanted to see from her. Never wanted to see from anyone that he loved. Because it was a look of utter fear.
It is revealed that the being who has been helping Ukyo is Mara, the okonomiyaki elves being just an illusion she created. She chastised Ukyo for being a baby as she healed him when he complained about how much it stung. Ukyo was just happy that everything went according to plan. Though he was happy at the prospect of winning Nabiki’s love in order to get back at Ryoga, Ukyo felt that it was time that Mara tell him why she was helping him and what her price was for doing so. Mara told him that she enjoyed making trouble for Ryoga because of his unfortunate happenstance in what relatives he has. Narrowing his eyes a bit, Ukyo finally gave a careless shrug and told Mara to remember that this was his gig.
The two Kung Fu stars were taking five as Kensuke set up the cameras for their new shot. For some reason the skies were rather dark and ominous looking despite the fact that it was still afternoon. Because of this, the director decided that this would be a good time to start filming one of the more dramatic fight scenes that took place in the film. As they were waiting Ukyo was surprised when Tsubasa started complaining about his screen time, pointing out that he was in over half of the scenes in the new movie. Tsubasa reminded Ukyo that all those scenes were with him confusing Ukyo even more as well as insulting him. Tsubasa in slight exasperation told Ukyo that he was Bakers Peal while Tsubasa was his sidekick. Ukyo having never seen Tsubasa that was about to tell his friend that he was his smart and clever partner in the spy game, only to be interrupted Kensuke calling Tsubasa as the sidekick shot was ready.
Withering under the look that Tsubasa gave him, Ukyo gave his friend a sheepish smile. He then formed a thoughtful expression. Ukyo had been thinking about taking a short break from the business for a while now. He asked Tsubasa if he wouldn’t mind taking his place staring in the Peal flicks. This question left Tsubasa in disbelief to the point he called Ukyo crazy for thinking he could take his place. He changed his mind when Kensuke yelled at him to come shoot the sidekick scene. Ukyo couldn’t help but smirk as he watched Tsubasa grimace when the director did that. He told his friend to just keep up that kind of spirit and the role is all his. Giving his head a little shake, Tsubasa walked over to Kensuke who was giving instructions about the sidekick fight scene that he was taking place in. Ukyo watched this for a moment before he leaned back in his chair and gazed up at the darkening sky above him. The air was peaceful and still and Ukyo wondered if that had something to do with the fact that they were filming on a property that was located on the farthest outskirts of Nerima.
As he looked up at the sky, Ukyo studied the clouds forming together and began to mentally pick them off as certain people, places, or things. It was a familiar game that he used to play with his old girlfriend and he found it a very relaxing way to pass the time. Much to his shock he found himself thinking about Nabiki. Ukyo pushed himself up in his chair Ukyo wondered why he was thinking about Nabiki given that he only wanted to use her for revenge. Once this thought entered his mind Ukyo finally realized what he was doing. Not only was using Nabiki to get back at Ryoga cruel, she reminded him of his old girlfriend and just like Makoto she really liked him and Ukyo couldn’t understand why. Whatever it was, Ukyo made up his mind right then and there that he was going to find out just why Nabiki liked him. And after he did that, he would try to figure out just why he was thinking about her all of a sudden. Suddenly, without even meaning to, Ukyo found his plan for revenge going awry as it turned into a quest that he himself didn't plan but would be far more important to him than any of his previous plots against Ryoga. Because it was a quest to find his long buried heart.
Ukyo wasn't used to chasing girls. For all of his natural born life they had been chasing him. Wherever he went, whatever he did, it was just a given fact for Kuonji Ukyo that some girl would pursue him along the way. Because he had never gone after girls Ukyo was rather nervous as he stood in front of the Tendo dojo. He'd made up his mind that he would make Nabiki his. Not only to gain a semblance of vengeance on Ryoga but also due to the strange feelings Nabiki caused in him. Feelings Ukyo hadn't experienced since he was with a girl that he loved. That sometimes he thought he still loved. His confidence was build up by his bodyguards Akira and Sato encouraging him. Declaring that Nabiki would be his Ukyo moved to knock on the front door to the dojo. As the sound of desperate scurrying and shouts met his ears, he frowned deeply. Then the door opened and Kodachi stood before him, causing Ukyo to restrain the sudden urge to
scream loudly.
When Kodachi expressed her disappointment upon seeing him Ukyo tried to call her out for being so dismissive of him, but Kodachi just left him at the door saying they had more important matters to deal with. Ukyo followed her into the sitting room and eyed the large group of people in attendance. The one his eyes rested on was Nabiki who currently had a worried expression on her features. Ukyo quickly strode to her side and asked her what was wrong. Looking up into Ukyo's sandalwood gaze that was filled with such honest concern for her, Nabiki's sniffled before she fell into his arms crying about how Ryoga was gone.
Ukyo initially thought she meant that Ryoga had gotten lost again, causing Nabiki to explain that he and Ranma had been kidnapped by their mothers. Once she realized where she was Nabiki gave a sharp gasp then scooted away from Ukyo who raised an eyebrow at her actions. Trying to flirt with her Ukyo asked Nabiki what happened. Her explanation was something that Ukyo would've never thought of in a million years. Tatewaki and Shampoo commented on how happy the two looked causing Kodachi to call them out for being nonchalant over the fact that Ranma had been kidnapped. Attempting to calm his sister down Tatewaki assured her that his mothers wouldn’t harm Ranma. Soun also believed that the theatrics was done to teach Genma a lesson for not contacting them. Nabiki asked why they would take Ryoga having grown to dislike her prospective mother in laws. Soun was certain that Atsuko and Nodoka wouldn’t do anything to harm Ryoga or Ranma. Genma however... Soun now grimaced as he thought of this. Somehow this last statement of his didn't make anyone in the sitting room upset at all.
One moment they were all discussing their absent comrades and the next a huge shadow fell over them and they were all looking at a giant airship. Seconds later, Siren appeared in a golden bubble along with Cologne, Kasumi, and Perfume. The latter of which people would've stared at if they didn't have that airship hovering over them with some weird guy on it ranting. Just when they thought it couldn't get anymore confusing, the Saotome family returned in a wink of light. Causing Kodachi and Nabiki to embrace Ranma and Ryoga something Ukyo watched with a dark gaze. Returning the embrace with an expression of wonder Ryoga tried to calm his panicked fiancée down explaining that his mothers just wanted to talk. Nodoka and Atsuko were sure that Nabiki was Kimiko’s daughter the moment she turned on them, calling the two out for taking their sons in such a dramatic fashion. Though they did apologize for making her worry. Looking over at Kodachi who was busy making out with Ranma, she asked him about her. Ranma pulled away from Kodachi reluctantly, looking red from lack of breath. She squeezed Kodachi around the waist and introduced his girlfriend of over a year to his mother. Knowing her son Nodoka was surprised that they had been dating for that long.
Atsuko told Kodachi that she must be a special girl. They would've kept up their casual conversation if Tatewaki hadn't cleared his throatand reminded everyone about the airship. On hearing this, everyone looked up at the crazy man on the airship who was beet red and shouting. Kiren tired of being ignored demanded to know where the scroll of luck and his bride were. Siren and Cologne were the only ones who knew who he was and what he was talking about. Naturally they suspected Happosai of taking the scroll. Narrowing her eyes, Siren summoned Happosai. While initially surprised at being teleported Happosai was happy to see Siren. Cutting him off before Siren demanded to know where the scroll of luck was. When Happosai asked what she was talking about Kiima once again demanded the scroll. When Happosai revealed that threw it away before anyone in the dojo could properly react, a storm of pickles dropped from the airship and onto them. Burying them all in a pile of pickled monstrosity that smelled just as bad as it tasted.
As Kirin prepared the second wave those aboard his ship and the few people who'd dug themselves free of the pile of pickles turned as Akane made her presence known as she walked into the sitting room, a tray of pickles in hand. At her side stood Chocolate who was never far away from Akane. What more caught everyone's attention weren't the pickles on the tray but the scroll on it also. In particular it caught the attention of Prince Kirin who had Akane wrapped up in a long fishing wire and pulled high into the air and onto the airship. Akane called Kirin out for causing her to drop her pickles as she had made them for Chocolate. Putting his arm around the surprised Akane’s waist Kirin told her that they would have many delicious chocolate pickles at their wedding.
Using Genma's head for a vault, Chocolate bounded into the air. She pulled out a long claw and threw it against the ship, using it to climb on board. In dark tones, she demanded he let Akane go. Instead of doing what Chocolate demanded, Kirin held Akane tighter and simply smirked. Which caused her to scowl deeply and fly at him with an assorted arsenal that was discarded by Kirin in a lighting fast movement with, believe it or not, a pair of chopsticks. Unfortunately for those below, all of Chocolate's various weapons which included maces, dynamite, and one or two bombs, fell to the ground. Causing quite a bit of chaos as they scurried around, trying to avoid them.
Ignoring the explosions from below, Chocolate rushed at Kirin, only to be swept away by the speed of his chopsticks, causing her to fall from the airship with the sound of Akane shouting her name meeting her ears. It was that sound that kept Chocolate from giving up and reaching out at the last moment, she grabbed the chain she had attached to the airship earlier. When the ship vanished into nothingness, she went along with it. Watching this happen, those gathered at the dojo were silent for a long moment then Soun spit out the pickle he had stuck in his mouth. Some would swear for years later that the name Akane echoed in the air for hours after he screamed it. Then again, that might have something to do with the fact that not only Soun was screaming it.
==Appearance==
Named the sexiest man to ever hit the silver screen in the past twenty years by Kung Fu Daily Ukyo is an attractive young man who appears to be in his late teens or early twenties with long oak brown hair pulled back in a ponytail. He dresses in a black Armani suit that he wears like second skin.
==Personality==
Ukyo is imperious and often times overconfident which causes him to needlessly risked his life on movie stunts.
==Filmography==
Ukyo has stared in a total of ten movies. The names of came about with the help of Red Death. They're pretty obvious movie parodies.
===The Bakers Peal series===
#Dr. So?
#From Ramen With Noodles
#Riceball
#You Only Cook Twice
#On the Emperor's Secret Sauce (Being filmed.)
===The Okonomiyaki Jones trilogy===
#Okonomiyaki Jones
#Okonomiyaki Jones and the Temple of 'Shrooms
#Okonomiyaki Jones and the Last Crepe
===The Cook Hard trilogy===
#Cook Hard
#Cook Harder
#Cook Hard with a Vengeance
==Abilities==
In addition to the Kuonji style Okinomiyaki fighting since becoming a movie star Ukyo has studied all sorts of martial arts from the weaponless styles to the ones where you fight with any weapon available. This makes him a far more well-rounded combatant then his female counterparts. Ukyo’s increased abilities are actually the result of a wish granted to him by Mara. This allowed him to hold his own and even over power a Berserker Ryoga for quite some time before being overwhelmed.
==Notes==
Ukyo’s father is already dead in this universe.
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