Vern and Johnny

Vern and Johnny is the eight episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Zabs gets tired of Vern and Johnny's piano gag on Family Guy, so he goes to Family Guy Studios to put a stop to it..
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with Mr. Zabs sitting on his couch, enjoying an episode of Family Guy.]
* Mr. Zabs: [laughing] Oh, they got me again! That piano gag never gets old.
* Narrator: Later, in the same episode
* Mr. Zabs: Wait a minute... Didn't I just see this? Why are they playing it again?
* Narrator: Even Laterer, in the same episode
* Mr. Zabs: Okay, now it's starting to get old. How many times are they going to do this?
* Narrator: Even More Laterer, in the same episode
* Mr. Zabs: Enough is enough! This has to stop!
* [Mr. Zabs punches his arm through his TV screen, breaking it]
* [Cut to Mr. Zabs arriving at Family Guy Studios in Burbank.]
* [Mr. Zabs walks through the studio doors. He finally reaches Seth MacFarlane's office]
* Mr. Zabs: Seth MacFarlane! I demand to speak with you about the piano gag!
* Seth: Look, Zabs. It’s not going away. Cry about it!
* [Mr. Zabs grits his teeth, feeling his anger rise.]
* Mr. Zabs: You're making a huge mistake, MacFarlane! This is an outrage!
* [Seth presses a button on his desk, and within seconds, security arrive]
* Security Guard: Sir, is there a problem here?
* Seth MacFarlane: Take care of this, will you?
* Mr. Zabs: TRUST ME SETH. TRUST ME. YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET THIS! TRUST ME!
* Mr. Zabs: If they won't listen to reason, then I'll show them the consequences of their actions! Vern and Johnny, you'll be the ones to understand my pain and put an end to this madness!
* [Cut to Vern and Johnny, enjoying their Lunch break. Suddenly, Mr. Zabs appears, and kidnaps them]
* Vern: What is going on? Where are we?
* Johnny: I have no idea, Vern, but something tells me it's not going to be good.
* [Mr. Zabs bursts into the room]
* Mr. Zabs: Stop it! Stop playing that damn piano gag!
* [He swings a baseball bat wildly, smashing objects. [Vern and Johnny, terrified by the sight of Mr. Zabs' insanity/ In a moment of desperation, they promise to Mr. Zabs that they'll stop the piano gag. Mr. Zabs suddenly comes back to normal, and releases them]
* Mr. Zabs: Get out! And don't you dare ever play that piano gag again!
* Vern: Stupid Mr. Zabs, he doesn’t know what he’s gotten into!
* Johnny: You think we’d ever stop the gag [Maniacal Laughter]
* Narrator: Well, Mr. Zabs now you know: Fuck Vern and Johnny.
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