Stan Clarke

Stan Clarke, also known as Stan the Stoner Dude or Stoner Stan, is a character in The Bully. He sells quality marijuana strains and is one of Harry Smith's friends. His natural accent is Geordie, though he often speaks with a false Jamaican patois or "badman" accent to make a point. Though he once smoked cannabis, it was revealed that he actually vapes.
He lived in Newcastle, England until July 2016, when he decided to come to Volcanus via London Dimension Warp and Dundundun Dimension Warp to sell his marijuana.
== Appearance ==
Stan has medium length brown hair which sometimes has dried cannabis in it. He wears a beige hoodie with a panda badge, a crimson shirt and green bell bottoms. He occasionally wears a rastafari hat. His skin is tanned golden. He also has a brown moustache. He may use his eccentric appearance to look high.
== Relationships ==
=== Friends ===
Stan has many friends thanks to his outgoing nature, many who simply stop to say hi. These include Harry Smith, Mae MacDonald, Alan Ross and many more. Despite the fact that they have never bought weed from him, he still refers to them as his customers, and often lends his video games to Harry. He is also present to help the characters often.
=== Sexual status ===
Stan admitted he is asexual in January 2017; many people were not surprised by this, due to him never flirting. However, he is panromantic, meaning he can form a romantic relationship with someone regardless of what gender they are.
== Personality ==
Stan is very friendly, even to strangers, and is popular as a result. He is quite intelligent, and knows the fastest routes to get to each of his destinations.
Stan is considered by many to smoke himself, but this was eventually disproven with Stan stating "I'll have you know I smoked weed once!" before explaining that he gave up. It was actually revealed that Stan uses a vapouriser, much to the suprise of his clients, and is working on a cannabis-flavoured juice.
== Occupation ==
Stan stocks very high-quality strains, and has nearly tempted even Alan into trying his famous Fruity Juice. However, he has stated that he would never "pass da 'erb to da pickney."
Stan has a secretive career as a vape juice seller, and stocks in the local shop.
== Appearances ==
=== Season 14 ===
*The Bees from Lanfako
==Quotes==
*"Some dank shizzle, innit brutha?"
*"I'll have you know I smoked weed once!"
*"Um, no, I'm not a chav. I just talk like that..."
*"SMOKE DA 'ERB!! ...sorry."
== Trivia ==
*Stan once had red hair highlights.
*Stan's favourite food is peanut butter. He has his own strain of peanut-butter-flavoured marijuana.
*Stan's favourite colours are red, yellow, green and black.
*His favourite song is The Second Chapter by Dr. Devil featuring Stare Katt.
*Fans have often compared Stan's appearance to that of Germany from the webcomic Scandinavia and the World:
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