Empire Of Sporks

Mission Statement: Our goal is to quickly simplify resource-leveling infrastructures in order to proactively administrate economically sound paradigms for 100% customer satisfaction.
I'm kidding. I'm going to get to the mission statement later. I really just couldn't think of anything that didn't sound corporate. I guess the first order is to have lots and lots of fun. And get our dragoturkeys to breed. And meet new people. And eat cheese.
Edit: I'm never going to get around to changing the mission statement. =P