I-Ready

I-Ready is a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad "educational" program that's shoved down everybody's throats in UnSchool. It was founded in 2011 by some random guys nobody cares about (and who are probably dead now), and is currently headed by Pepper Jackie and her gaggle of idiots. It was made to teach kids reading and math, but does a famously terrible job at it. Students are supposed to do 45 minutes a week of i-Ready, but nobody ever does. Kids just cheese their way through, but never really learn anything. 
"we're all just doing it to avoid pj's wrath, tbh," said a redheaded nerd in the computer lab, who was being interviewed by The Daily Coffee, "i've seen too many people get thrown out the window to even think about not doing it. i just go afk and occasionally answer a question. I wanna go home..." She was clearly exhausted during this news segment, but still showed a disdain for it. Side note; this part wasn't included in the aired interview, but she also said she had been stuck on the same lesson for two whole weeks.
== Reasons Why i-Ready Sucks ==
* A lot of the time, it's redundant. Students are either put too high up or too down low, some kids are on a KINDERGARTEN level because they rush the "mystical" diagnostic that decides where you're at.
* As stated by Juno in her interview, it tends to make you do the same lesson over and over again.
* They try to be hip and cool with people like PJ, Sweet T, and those two stupid aliens that nobody cares about, but they're all a bunch of lame-os that probably read Wikipedia pages for fun. When you get so far up, they just go adios and there's a faceless narrator who bores you to death.
== Trivia ==
* Nobody likes this program (besides Pepper Jackie).
* Thanks to Tapion the program is banned from being used in Konat's schools
* Janemba hates the program but only does it because he needs Pepper Jackie to help him with learning
* the only one who likes this program is Lord Slug because he supports the suffering of people because he's pure evil
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