White Buff for Puff/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 25, 2023
Episode Copyrighted: 2023
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode opens at Goo Lagoon, where a kid is laughing as he runs along while carrying a beach ball. The camera pans over to Mrs. Puff, who is in beachwear on a beach blanket while listening to music on a radio.
Mr. Krabs: *walks over next to beach chair by Mrs. Puff* Excuse me, miss. Is this seat taken?
Mrs. Puff: It is now, *slaps beach chair* sailor. Mm-hmm.
Mr. Krabs: *jumps into chair, both laughs*
They almost kiss, then Mr. Krabs' stomach rumbles.
Mrs. Puff: Hmm?
Mr. Krabs: *turns into ringing bell* Three bells? It's lunchtime! Better get some food! *calls out* Oh, Fondue Man!
Camera zooms into Fondue Man, who is sitting on a cart on top of a hill.
Fondue Man: Huh? *squishes face, laughs, then rides cart down to Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff, setting down two plates and some cooking instruments*
Mrs. Puff: *applauds with Mr. Krabs, laughs*
Fondue Man: *holds up a pot*
He pours fondue into as he winks at the camera. He sets the pot on a burner, and winks to set it on fire. He chuckles, and a plate of food drops next to it.
Fondue Man: *sprinkles some dust on it, then kisses in air* Mwah!
Mr. Krabs: *gives him a nickel*
He appears unimpressed.
Fondue Man: A five cent tip? Thanks a lot, mister. *pushes cart away* Hmph!
Mr. Krabs: *holds meat on fork* Ah, fondue. The perfect food for a beach date. *dips meat in fondue pot, and tries to put it in Mrs. Puff's mouth* Uh, okay. Okay.
Mrs. Puff: *finally manages to eat the food, then holds out her own fork and tries to feed meat to Mr. Krabs*
The meat falls off. She does it again, and succeeds.
Mrs. Puff: *laughs*
Mr. Krabs: *dips an entire sandwich into the fondue, and feeds it to Mrs. Puff, who eats it bit by bit*
Mrs. Puff: *feeds him an entire pizza*
Mr. Krabs: *dips two glasses into fondue*
They both clink their glasses and chug them. Slide transition cuts to later, when both have large bellies.
Mr. Krabs: *gets up* Whoo-hoo! *pats belly* Now, that was a meal. What do you say to a romantic dip in the goo, my sweet?
Mrs. Puff: *gets up* Well, I suppose I could wash off some of this cheese.
They hold hands and begin stomping into the ocean, laughing. They jump into the ocean, making a giant splash, and start splashing each other. Then they notice a giant incoming wave.
Mrs. Puff: Huh?
Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: *gets splashed by the wave*
Mr. Krabs: Ah!
Mrs. Puff: *spits out water, then laughs* Oh!
Mr. Krabs: *gets washed away and yells*
Mrs. Puff: *yells* Eugene!
Mr. Krabs: The undertow's got me! *flips over*Whoa!
Mrs. Puff: *rapidly splashes* Help!
Larry the Lobster: *sits on lifeguard post* Huh? *uses binoculars to see Mr. Krabs' rear end* Rump in a riptide! *tosses binoculars, blows whistle*
White Rectangle: Larry, we've got a sinker!
Larry the Lobster: Oh no! *nosedives into the ocean and grabs Mr. Krabs' eye stalks*
Mr. Krabs: *gasps*
Larry the Lobster: I gotcha, bro. *ties Krabs' eye stalks around him and swims to shore, then places Mr. Krabs on the ground, who is passed out, then does some chest compressions on him*
Mr. Krabs: *spits out an entire pizza, then gasps and coughs* Yay!
White Rectangle: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Hey, White!
White Rectangle: Did Larry just save Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: He did.
Mrs. Puff: *runs up to Larry and hugs him* Thank you, Larry. *kisses Larry on the cheek*
Larry the Lobster: Ooh.
White Rectangle: Aww.
Mrs. Puff: *offscreen* Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
His eye stalk droops.
Mr. Krabs: *chokes and falls over*
Mrs. Puff: *picks up Mr. Krabs and carries him* Eugene, don't try to talk. I'd better take you home. *waves* Bye, Larry. Bye, White. Thanks again.
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Larry the Lobster: *bangs chest* Larry's always ready to step in. *winks*
White Rectangle: *winks*
Mrs. Puff: *giggles, walks off with Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: *growls like a cat*
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab kitchen, where Mr. Krabs is pacing as SpongeBob cooks some patties.
Mr. Krabs: I'm telling you, boy-os, that kiss, that wave--I'm *raises claws* losing me sweet Puff to a, a shiny-shelled boy toy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Um, *twists eyes into question mark shape* maybe your eyes were confused. *laughs*
Mr. Krabs: No. She loved Larry's *slouches on kitchen door* muscles. She's sick of this old *deflates* sack of fondue like White does.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *turns off grill*
Lincoln Loud: Look, Mr. K, I'm sure *grabs Krabs' eye stalks and sets him down* Mrs. Puff and White love you for who you are, not how many muscles you have.
Mr. Krabs: *growls* Look. *opens shirt*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
Mr. Krabs: Look, boys. This farmer's tan, *pulls at skin* this flabby shell, so undefined. *shakes SpongeBob, Lincoln and Yellow* See the realities of a middle age on an all-fondue diet! *frothes*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
Mr. Krabs: Look away!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *crawls out of the kitchen window*
Mr. Krabs: *cries* No crab should look like this!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *comes back*
Mr. Krabs: There's only one option, boy-os. *pats chest* I gotta get in shape before me next date. And *flicks SpongeBob's employee hat off* you guys are gonna help! *carries SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln like a suitcase*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs*
Bubble transition cuts to Larry's Gym.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mr. Krabs, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *walks towards it*
Mr. Krabs: That crustaceous hunk mustn't know who I am or why I'm here, boy-os.
Two muscular fish inside the gym are lifting weights while White lifts them up with his own larger weights.
Female Trainer: Go, go, go! Yeah, yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *opens the door*
Female Trainer: Unh, unh, unh! Go, go,
Mr. Krabs: *opens the other door wearing a disguise*
Female Trainer: ...go, go! Sweat!
Mr. Krabs: This was a mistake. *flails arms* Abandon gym! *tries to leave*
Yellow Rectangle: *grabs his arm* You can do this, Mr. Krabs. Do it for Mrs. Puff. *snaps off claw* Huh?
Mr. Krabs: *reenters, grabs my claw and walks inside* Oh, you're right. I'll do it for Puff. *bumps into Larry and White* Oh!
Larry the Lobster: Welcome to my *puts claws together* temple of the bods.
White Rectangle: *does weights* 996... 997... 998... 999... 1000! Larry, I did it!
Larry the Lobster: Great job, White! You got muscles!
Mr. Krabs: *walks off* Save the sales pitch. I got this. *tries using a weight lifting machine, but crushes myself*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, White Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *winces*
White Rectangle: *points at weight machine* You know, that's actually for–
Mr. Krabs: *hops off machine, walks away* Whoops. Heh-heh. Finished me reps. *uses another machine, and puts the handle on his butt*
As he swims in place.
Mr. Krabs: Hmm. Okay.
White Rectangle: I can show you how to–
Mr. Krabs: *jumps up* Okay. Got me heart rate up. *runs off* Ya-ho.
White Rectangle: Uh, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: *under giant dumbell* Never heard of him. *tries to lift the two weightlifters on the weights*
But his arms wobble and the weight lands on his neck.
The two weightlifters step away as Mr. Krabs flails his legs.
White Rectangle: Must be shy about his first day. If you want to work out, Larry would be happy to help train you.
The weights break him in half.
Mr. Krabs: Heh, heh. Yeah, maybe I could use a few pointers.
Slide transition cuts to some weights on the floor.
Larry the Lobster: Let's just try lifting some free weights.
Screen pans over to him.
Yellow Rectangle: Look, Larry, I'm doing it!
Lincoln Loud: Come on, Yellow, you can do this!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Go, Yellow, go! Go, Yellow, go! Go, Yellow, go!
Yellow Rectangle: *strains to lift a cotton swab*
Larry the Lobster: *groans and wipes face* Yell--huh?
Larry the Lobster and White Rectangle: *looks over at Mr. Krabs*
Larry the Lobster: *angrily* Hey!
Mr. Krabs: *laughs*
As he puts weights in his outfit.
Larry the Lobster: *angrily points at Mr. Krabs* No stealing the free weights, bro.
White Rectangle: *angrily* Yeah, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Well, are they free or not? *drops weights and rips my clothes off*
Larry the Lobster: *groans, lowers head* I've never met *puts claw around Mr. Krabs* anyone as workout-averse as you. I just don't know how to motivate you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ooh. I know how to motivate him. *twists nose to open safe in head, pulls out two money bags and backs up* Huh? Huh?
Mr. Krabs: *claps* Ooh. *walks over to the weight bench with money bags* Money, money, money, money, money, money. *starts quickly lifting weights* Money! Money! Money! Money!
Larry the Lobster: Whoa. Nice trick, little dude.
White Rectangle: Keep up, Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: That's nothing. *points at White* It's White over there. You should see how I get him to take his pills.
Slide transition cuts to Mr. Krabs running on a treadmill as White holds up a dollar on a fishing rod. He tries to bite it and continues running. Then, he grabs onto a bar and uses his teeth to grab a dollar bill hanging on a hook above. He is then seen in another room beating up a piggy bank with coins in it. Then, he is seen back in the gym doing push-ups with a safe on his back. Then he puts his feet together on another contraption, making a cash register lift up and release some money each time. Then he is seen running up a staircase with bags of money in his hand, and reaches the top.
Mr. Krabs: *laughs and jumps* Yeah!
Time card reading “One Week Later…”
French Narrator: One week later...
The door to the steam room opens, releasing a bunch of steam.
Mr. Krabs: *comes out, looking larger than usual in a robe* Whew.
Yellow Rectangle: *wheels in a mirror in front of him*
Mr. Krabs: That was one heck of a workout. Time to see what 168 straight hours of exercise does to the body. *takes off my robe*
He releases steam.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
It is revealed that Mr. Krabs has not gotten any more muscular, and is the same size as before. He falls to the ground on his face.
White Rectangle: *walks by, then looks at Mr. Krabs* Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Hey! *pokes White* What's the deal, White? Why ain't I ripped?
White Rectangle: *puts my hand on Mr. Krabs* Fitness is a lifelong journey, bro. Can't change your physique in a week.
Mr. Krabs: *deflates* Oh.
White Rectangle: *takes off my skin* Ah. *hangs my skin in locker, walks off* Mm-hmm. See you boys in the sauna.
Mr. Krabs: Hmm? *slips out of disguise and takes White’s skin* No one can change their physique, eh? Hee-hee-hee-hee.
Screen fades to Goo Lagoon, where Mrs. Puff is suntanning in her beach chair.
Mrs. Puff: snores, then wakes up to the ground shaking* Huh?
In the distance, Mr. Krabs, wearing White’s skin, drives a motorcycle in the air and lands on the sand. He does some push-ups while grabbing onto the vehicle with only his claws.
Mrs. Puff: *visibly impressed* Ooh? Ahh. Oh.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *tosses motorcycle*
Mrs. Puff: *laughs*
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): Hey there, ma'am. *raises sunglasses* Is this beach taken? *winks*
Mrs. Puff: Oh, my. Eugene, you're so well-defined. *sees Mr. Krabs has left* Eugene?
Screen pans over to Mr. Krabs surrounded by cheering beachgoers.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): Take a look. *shows off muscles* These are called gains, people. *flexes butt* Yeah. *strains*
Mrs. Puff: *irritated* Hmm.
Some beachgoers are seen playing volleyball.
Mr. Krabs (White’s skin): *slides into the court, pushing someone away*
Beachgoer: Whoa!
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *beats my chest, and hits the volleyball with my chest.
The volleyball pummels a female player into the sand, creating a sand explosion. She emerges with the ball on her head.
Female player (with black eye): *gives thumbs up* Nice pecs, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *shows off my body with a crowd*
Beachgoer #1: We love you!
Beachgoer #2: Wow. We love you.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *signs autographs with fist protruding from chest* Strongest crab in the world! I fear no man!
Mrs. Puff: *arms crossed and scoffs*
White Rectangle: *offscreen* Mr. Krabs!
He is shown wearing Mr. Krabs' shell.
Beachgoers: *gasps*
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): White? *screams and runs away*
As Mr. Krabs runs by Mussel Beach.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): I'm going to crack you right out of my skin, buddy.
Mo: *holds weights* Whoa! Mr. Krabs, looking good!
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *walks by and pants*
Mo: Was that White?
Craig Mammalton: He must have stopped working out for a few minutes.
Mo: Huh? Ahh!
They both start rapidly lifting weights, creating smoke. White is chasing after Mr. Krabs.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *steps on a piece of meat with fondue on it and looks down* Fondue? At the beach? *slips and falls down* Whoa! *gets swept away by the waves* Whoa!
A crowd gathers around.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): Oh, oh, oh, oh! *struggles to stay afloat and flips over*
Man: White's in trouble!
Mother: Someone save him!
Crab: *emerges from sand* Who will lifeguard the lifeguards?
Mr. Krabs’ eyes move back and forth.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *whimpers* Huh? *spots Fondue Man on a hill* Fondue Man! *takes Fondue Man's cart and rides it down the hill*
Fondue Man: *screams*
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *takes fork from cart, and tries to poke White with it* Uh, okay.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *gets penetrated with fork* Ouch! Whoa!
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): [pulls Larry backward, making him land in the fondue]
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *gasps and pants* Ohh.
Crowd: *cheers and gathers around Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): Oh, yeah! Ha-ha. That's right, saving the day over here.
Larry the Lobster, Mrs. Puff and White Rectangle: *looks at each other, then looks at Mr. Krabs with contempt*
Larry the Lobster: White, what happened to your skin.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *points at Mr. Krabs* He stole my skin, Larry.
Larry the Lobster: *to Mr. Krabs* Mr. Krabs, nice muscles by the way.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): *flexes muscles* What do you think of me now, Puffykins? Your old Krabsy is quite the hero. Hiyah!
Mrs. Puff: Oh, puh-lease. I'm not into muscle-bound, self-centered jerks.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): Heh-heh. What's that?
Mrs. Puff: I like my boys a little *tugs on White's face* soft around the edges.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): Oh.
Mrs. Puff and Larry the Lobster: *kisses White*
A cheese love heart appears.
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *chuckles* Well, I'm just a kid.
Mrs. Puff: *licks lips* That's why Larry, White and I *picks up White with fork and sets him down have a beach date tomorrow, then laughs*
White Rectangle (Mr. Krabs’ shell): *laughs* White loves sports.
Larry the Lobster: And beach dates.
Mr. Krabs (White's skin): Beach date? *walks forward* Wait! I was kidding! The muscles were just a ruse. Puffy! *gets out of shell and surprises the crowd* See!
Crowd: *leaves in disgust, seeing Mr. Krabs naked*
Mr. Krabs (Naked): *chases after Mrs. Puff, Larry and White* Ah! Puffykins, I'm soft.
Kid: *cries and runs off with beach ball*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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