Health Update (Beta Mix) - Captain Novolin

"Health Update (Beta Mix) - Captain Novolin" is a high quality rip of the Beta mix of "Health Update" from Captain Novolin.
== Jokes ==
The music changes into a minor key. The same voice as the Health Update - Captain Novolin rip says the following:
For breakfast, you may have:
* Glass of orange juice.
* Pancakes with... syrup
* French toast
* Waffles
* Hash browns
* Deep-fried Oreos
* Half a birthday cake
* Dozen of god damn Krispy Kreme donuts
* Pint of ice cream
* Bucket of chicken
* Two-liter Coke
* An apple pie
* Bag of potato chips
* An entire pizza
* Bunch of bananas
* Bloomin' onion
* Bowl of Skittles with... Mountain Dew poured in, like... milk and cereal...
* The other half of the birthday cake
* Loaf of bread
For an afternoon snack, you could have:
* Whatever you want. I ain't your dad!
This rip comes with accessible closed captions.
== References ==
Category:Melody changes
Category:Captioned videos