Lifetime (TV network) Schedule September 5, 2005 September 11, 2005

Designing Women "Oh, What a Feeling" 
Designing Women "Anthony and Vanessa"
Unwed Father (TV Movie 1997)
Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (TV Movie 1997)
When Andrew Came Home (TV Movie 2000)
Born Into Exile (TV Movie 1997)
You Belong to Me Forever In Quiet Night (1998) (N)
The Secret Life of Zoey (TV Movie 2002)
Speak (film) Speak (2004) (N)
The Golden Girls "The Engagement"
The Golden Girls "The One That Got Away"
How Clean is Your House? 114 Dating Dilemma (N)
How Clean is Your House? 111 Charm School (N)
Designing Women Fore!
The Division "Extreme Action Figures"
Designing Women "Payne Grows Up"
Designing Women "Tornado Watch"
The Golden Girls "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"
The Nanny "Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?"
The Golden Girls "An Illegitimate Concern"
The Nanny "Kissing Cousins"
The Nanny "The Fifth Wheel"
The Golden Girls "Triple Play"
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries
The Perfect Getaway (TV Movie 1998)
Strong Medicine "A Dose of Reality" (N)
The Nanny "Val's Apartment"
The Nanny "Shopaholic"
The Golden Girls "Love Me Tender"
The Golden Palace "The Golden Palace"
Shameful Secrets (TV Movie 1993)
On Hostile Ground (TV Movie 2000) (N)
The Golden Palace "Promotional Considerations"
The Golden Girls "Yokel Hero"
The Nanny "An Affair to Dismember"
The Nanny "Tattoo"
Designing Women "It's a Wonderful Life"
The Division "Castaways"
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Tough Enough" 	Upset over some sexist remarks by Boyd Allison, a partner in a competitor decorating company, the women decide to teach him a lesson by stealing away one of his clients, Cherokee Lanes bowling alley. After convincing the owner they all bowl regularly, the ladies accept his invitation to come in for an evening of bowling -- not realizing that Boyd and his friends will also be there. Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Jean Smart, Annie Potts, Bill Engvall, Don Mendolia, Rich Shydner, Bob Nickman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Tough Enough" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "It's a Wonderful Life" 	Concerned that Charlene's self image has suffered since the arrival of Baby Olivia, Julia sends her out into the field for the first time to see a prospective client. Upset with her performance, Charlene declares herself unfit for the job, and to top it off, she tells everyone Bill is having an affair with his new cockpit partner, a female pilot named Gail. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Doug Barr   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "It's a Wonderful Life" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 117 • “Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom” 	When Blanche's doctor tells her that she needs a pacemaker, Blanche tells the girls that she isn't going to have sex anymore because she is afraid that she won't be able to reach the heights of passion she once did. Robert Culp and Peter Michael Goetz guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Robert Culp, Peter Michael Goetz   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 117 • “Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom” 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E15 - The Nose Knows 	Maxwell suspects Fran's therapist is pushing her into an affair. Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray, Ann Guilbert, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E15 - The Nose Knows 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	"72 Hours" 	After Rose receives a letter from the hospital where she had gallbladder surgery stating she might have been exposed to blood containing HIV antibodies, she has to go in for an AIDS test. Once the test is completed, the girls try to comfort Rose while she nervously waits for the test results. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	"72 Hours" 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E16 - The Bank Robbery 	Fran and Sylvia are taken hostage in a Valentine's Day bank robbery. Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Al Rodrigo, Peter Scolari, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Peter Scolari, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Al Rodrigo   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E16 - The Bank Robbery 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E17 - Samson, He Denied Her 	Fran joins C.C. on the jury of a controversial case. Luigi Amodeo, Jane Cecil, Robert Costanza, Gloria Gifford, Ann Guilbert, Laura Kightlinger, Barry Livingston, Lawrence A. Mandley, Dee Dee Rescher, Renee Taylor, and Robert Urich guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Robert Costanza, Lawrence A. Mandley, Robert Urich, Renee Taylor, Luigi Amodeo, Dee Dee Rescher, Barry Livingston, Laura Kightlinger, Jane Cecil, Ann Guilbert, Gloria Gifford   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E17 - Samson, He Denied Her 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"Twice in a Lifetime" 	Rose briefly rekindles the romance she once had with Buzz Mueller, but soon realizes that she really loves Miles. Meanwhile, Sophia moves out when Dorothy gives her a curfew. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould, Eddie Bracken   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"Twice in a Lifetime" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1101 Murder: Brook Baker. Murder: Bugsy Siegel. Missing: Sabrina Aisenberg. Mystery: Audrey Santo. Mystery: Henry Weingarten (N) 	Featured stories: Jerry Bowen was convicted in Alabama on April 22, 2000, for murdering his ex-wife, but jumped his $150,000 bail just before his sentencing, and has been a fugitive ever since; there are several suspects in the murder of notorious gangster Bugsy Siegel, and it is possible that they all were involved; Phillip Macri severed his spinal cord when a wave tossed him to the ocean floor, but an unknown dark-haired woman saved his life and Phillip wants to find her to say thank you -- after this segment aired, Linda Potts identified herself as the woman who saved Phillip; best-selling crime novelist James Ellroy was 10 years old when his mother was brutally murdered, and he is convinced that a material witness may still be alive based on evidence he has pieced together.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1101 Murder: Brook Baker. Murder: Bugsy Siegel. Missing: Sabrina Aisenberg. Mystery: Audrey Santo. Mystery: Henry Weingarten (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1102 Wanted: Jason McVean and Alan Pilon. Legend: The Skunk Ape. Legend: The Ghosts of the Delta Queen Riverboat. Murder: Michelle Witherell. Mystery: Nicolai Levashov (N)	Featured stories: Kristen Modafferri had finished her freshman year at college and was going to spend the summer studying photography in San Francisco, but she was last seen leaving the coffee shop where she worked with a mysterious woman -- an anonymous tipster claimed he knew what happened to her, but he may be a suspect; tales of a skunk ape creature roaming the Everglades go back to Indian lore, and there have been several sightings and pictures taken -- now DNA tests are being performed on fur; after a woman was gunned down in the parking lot of her husband's office building, her husband was convicted of hiring the hitman, but he maintains his innocence; over the last 100 years, at least 10 members of the Olesen family have had close encounters with firebolts from the sky.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1102 Wanted: Jason McVean and Alan Pilon. Legend: The Skunk Ape. Legend: The Ghosts of the Delta Queen Riverboat. Murder: Michelle Witherell. Mystery: Nicolai Levashov (N)	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		An American Affair 	 	A businesswoman marries a politically ambitious city District Attorney after becoming pregnant with his child, unaware that he is obsessed with her best friend and will kill to preserve his pristine public image. Starring: Corbin Bernsen, Robert Vaughn, Rob Stewart, Maryam D'Abo, Jayne Heitmeyer   [CC] [TV-14 DLSV]
2:00 pm 		An American Affair 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Family History" (N) 	Andy sympathizes with a mother who cannot bring herself to take her young, brain-damaged daughter off of life support. When further research shows that the child didn't choke on her food as the mother claimed, Andy must face the possibility of Shaken Baby Syndrome. Andy also helps Robert get information about a new and unlicensed drug to help treat his wife's Multiple Sclerosis. Meanwhile, Lu is shocked to find out that one of her new patients, Elena, claims to be her sister. After Elena is diagnosed in the late stages of lung cancer, Lu decides to get to know her "sister" better. In her first quarter at college, Lana receives a pledging invitation letter from the Pi-Delts and decides to give it a try. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Family History" (N) 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	3x08 The Party's Over 	Fran throws a singles party while Maxwell is away. Milton Berle, Rachel Chagall, Kane Picoy, and Allan Rich guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Milton Berle, Kane Picoy, Allan Rich, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	3x08 The Party's Over 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	The Two Mrs. Sheffields 	A visit by Maxwell's mother results in an unexpected marriage proposal. Rachel Chagall and Dina Merrill guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Dina Merrill, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	The Two Mrs. Sheffields 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 87 • “The Blind Date” 	Blanche meets the man of her dreams in a bar and gives him her phone number, not realizing that he is blind. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Lesley Glassford, Alan Koss, Kristopher Kent Hill, Paul Tennen, Ed Winter   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 87 • “The Blind Date” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Promotional Considerations" 	Rose and a talk show make a deal - guests of the show can stay at the Golden Palace for free in exchange for a "promotional considerations" ad. But the first show is about soon-to-be-released killers. Guest stars: Bob Goldthwait, Gibby Brand Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Bob Goldthwait, Gibby Brand   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Promotional Considerations" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Seduction in a Small Town	 	A malicious woman moves into a small town and causes havoc in the lives of several of the town's families. Starring: Joely Fisher, Melissa Gilbert, G.W. Bailey   [CC] [TV-PG L]
7:00 pm 		Seduction in a Small Town	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Thirst 	(N) 	A chemical engineer works to find a way to destroy lethal bacteria that has infiltrated a town's water source. Starring: Adam Arkin, Joely Fisher, Giancarlo Esposito, Phyllis Lyons   [CC]
9:00 pm 		Thirst 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye" 	Miles has been canceling his dates with Rose, and he hasn't even visited the Golden Palace since Rose, Blanche and Sophia bought it. When Blanche discovers Miles' name in the guest ledger, she and Roland come to the conclusion that Miles is cheating on Rose. Guest Stars: Harold Gould, Robert Beecher Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Harold Gould, Robert Beecher   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 86 • “The Auction” 	The girls make a good investment in a bad painting. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 86 • “The Auction” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	Fran enters a beauty contest to win a car for Maggie's birthday. John Bishop, Tara Holland, and Rosalyn Kind guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, John Bishop, Tara Holland, Rosalyn Kind   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E11 - Hurricane Fran 	Fran decides on a holiday vacation away from the Sheffields, only to find herself caught in a hurricane. Les Brandt, Rachel Chagall, Sandy Hacket, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Les Brandt, Rachel Chagall, Sandy Hacket   [CC] [TV-PG L]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E11 - Hurricane Fran 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" 	When no one from Sugarbaker's can join her at a charity benefit, Suzanne searches through her black book and comes up with Eugenia Weeks, an old beauty pageant competitor who is now a local television weather forecaster. After a fun evening at the benefit, Suzanne accepts Eugenia's offer to join her at a television industry dinner, not realizing her new friend is homosexual. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Karen Hopkins, Jeanine Jackson, Catherin MacNeal, Bernie Lee McGowan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Body Double" 	Stolen evidence from the morgue points to tampering in a high profile case, but may prove to be something even more sinister. As Kate draws closer to being named the next Chief of Police, the only thing standing in her way may be herself. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-PG L] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Body Double" 	
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" 	When no one from Sugarbaker's can join her at a charity benefit, Suzanne searches through her black book and comes up with Eugenia Weeks, an old beauty pageant competitor who is now a local television weather forecaster. After a fun evening at the benefit, Suzanne accepts Eugenia's offer to join her at a television industry dinner, not realizing her new friend is homosexual. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Karen Hopkins, Jeanine Jackson, Catherin MacNeal, Bernie Lee McGowan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	Suzanne's maid, Consuela, is going to be deported unless she can become a citizen, so Suzanne enlists Anthony to dress up as Consuela and interview with the Immigration and Naturalization Service. But Anthony's disguise might be a little bit too good. Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Jason Ross-Azikiwe, Mort Sertner   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present	Sophia's Sicilian curse haunts an old boyfriend. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Howard Duff   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	The Facts of Lice 	Fran suspects Niles of being a killer. Ann Guilbert, Fred Stoller, Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert, Fred Stoller   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	The Facts of Lice 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 127 • Blanche Delivers 	Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, announces that she wants her mother to be with her when she goes into labor. Blanche wants to be there for her daughter, but is embarrassed that Rebecca became pregnant through artificial insemination. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Debra Engle   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 127 • Blanche Delivers 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E19 - Fran's Roots 	Fran discovers she may have been switched at birth with the daughter of wealthy parents. Jason Andrews, Thelma Hopkins, Jamie Renee Smith, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jamie Renee Smith, Renee Taylor, Jason Andrews, Telma Hopkins   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E19 - Fran's Roots 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E20 - The Nanny and the Hunk Producer 	A tabloid paper's story about an extramarital affair with Fran disturbs Maxwell and undercuts his Tony Award winning play. Michael Brandon and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Michael Brandon, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG L]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E20 - The Nanny and the Hunk Producer 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	6×04: Snap Out Of It 	Dorothy meets a political activist who won't leave his house. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Martin Mull   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	6×04: Snap Out Of It 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1215 Mystery: Sonya Fitzpatrick (N) 	Featured stories: Sonya Fitzpatrick claims she can talk to animals and find out what's bothering them, and thousands of clients around the world believe her; since Howard Carter, Lord Carnarvon and Lady Evelyn Herbert discovered King Tutankhamun's treasure, twenty deaths have been attributed to the curse of the mummy; Wadada raped and beat University of New Mexico student Sarah Beard, and is believed to have preyed on other young female students as well; the ghost of woman who was killed by her lover at resort in the Adirondacks continues to haunt the area.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1215 Mystery: Sonya Fitzpatrick (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1216 Legend: Jones House (N) 	Featured stories: Young Michael Jones and his family claim that he has been haunted since he was five years old, and neither exorcism nor switching houses have allowed Michael to escape -- is there another explanation?; pets sometimes demonstrate an uncanny ability to sense when people are in peril, and behave in extraordinary ways under such circumstances; Etta Smith experienced a vision about the scene of Melanie Uribe's murder, and identified the location of the body with such accuracy that she became a suspect, but was later absolved; a pilot and his plane disappear from the radar, his last radio transmission referring to something that is hovering but is not an aircraft -- and other eyewitnesses confirm the sighting of something that looked like a UFO.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1216 Legend: Jones House (N) 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Thirst 	 	A chemical engineer works to find a way to destroy lethal bacteria that has infiltrated a town's water source. Starring: Adam Arkin, Joely Fisher, Giancarlo Esposito, Phyllis Lyons   [CC]
2:00 pm 		Thirst 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Flesh and Blood" (N) 	Lu and Andy work together to help a woman whose rash turns out to be flesh-eating bacteria. Also, Andy must weigh the morality of doing a tubal ligation on a schizophrenic patient. Lu helps Peter decide whether or not to go forward with an accusation against a top doctor in the hospital. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot, Janine Turner   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Flesh and Blood" (N) 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E12 - The Kibbutz 	Though Maxwell wants to send Maggie to a Swiss convent, Fran convinces her to try a kibbutz instead. Ann Guilbert and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E12 - The Kibbutz 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E13 - An Offer She Can't Refuse 	Fran unwittingly accepts a date with a suave mobster. John LaMotta, Burke Moses, and Justin Jon Ross guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Burke Moses, John LaMotta, Justin Jon Ross   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E13 - An Offer She Can't Refuse 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 88 • “The Impotence of Being Ernest” 	Rose helps her new beau overcome his impotence problem. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Richard Herd   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 88 • “The Impotence of Being Ernest” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye" 	Miles has been canceling his dates with Rose, and he hasn't even visited the Golden Palace since Rose, Blanche and Sophia bought it. When Blanche discovers Miles' name in the guest ledger, she and Roland come to the conclusion that Miles is cheating on Rose. Guest Stars: Harold Gould, Robert Beecher Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Harold Gould, Robert Beecher   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Miles, We Hardly Knew Ye" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Hysterical Blindness 	 	Debby and Beth are best friends who are perpetually looking for love. As Debby tries to develop a relationship with a new guy, she learns a lesson in love from her mother's romance with a widower. Starring: Ben Gazzara, Juliette Lewis, Gena Rowlands, Uma Thurman, Justin Chambers, Anthony DeSando   [CC] [TV-14 DLS]
7:00 pm 		Hysterical Blindness 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		The Incredible Mrs. Ritchie	 	Charlie Proud gets into trouble at school and is given an ultimatum by the principal: work for Mrs. Ritchie or be expelled from school. Charlie goes to work for Mrs. Ritchie in her garden; a place she believes holds the spirit of her dead husband. As he spends time at Mrs. Ritchie's home, Charlie begins to change his criminal behaviors. Starring: Gena Rowlands, Kevin Zegers, James Caan, Leslie Hope   [CC]
9:00 pm 		The Incredible Mrs. Ritchie	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"One Old Lady to Go" 	A woman who has lost her mind causes trouble at the hotel. Rose wants to keep her safe until her family shows up. Sophia starts a Chinese delivery takeout business after learning that there's a Chinese restaurant that also goes by the name "Golden Palace". Guest Stars: Margaret Cho, Anne Haney Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Margaret Cho, Ann Haney   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"One Old Lady to Go" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	Blanche's brother shares the secret that he is gay. Monte Markham guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Monte Markham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will? 	The death of Fran's ex-fiance prompt concern about her future. Pamela Anderson guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Pamela Anderson, Renee Taylor, Myra Carter, Ann Guilbert, Todd Graff   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will? 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E13 - Kissing Cousins 	Fran finds the perfect new boyfriend, only to discover that he's also her cousin. Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray, Jon Stewart, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray, Jon Stewart   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E13 - Kissing Cousins 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	Suzanne's maid, Consuela, is going to be deported unless she can become a citizen, so Suzanne enlists Anthony to dress up as Consuela and interview with the Immigration and Naturalization Service. But Anthony's disguise might be a little bit too good. Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Jason Ross-Azikiwe, Mort Sertner   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Foreign Affairs" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Diagnosis" 	Raina and Louis stand by as Kate begins a long road to recovery from her stroke, inevitably she must decide whether her job is jeopardizing her health. Magda encourages Jinny to start seeing a therapist. Meanwhile, the inspectors investigate the murder of a young woman who had quite her online social life. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm, John Rubinstein   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Diagnosis" 	
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Have Faith" 	On a visit to Sunday church services with Charlene, Mary Jo is asked out on a date by the minister, Gene Chapman. After the date, Mary Jo admits she has sexual feelings about him, and feeling unworthy, she decides to stop seeing him. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Annie Potts, Dixie Carter, Bruce Davison, Caroline Smith, Mary Lou Saltonstall, Stephanie Rascoe-Myers   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Have Faith" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Anthony's Graduation" 	Anthony's college graduation is approaching, and he is nervous about being a commencement speaker. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Meshach Taylor, Olivia Brown, Albert Lewis, Frances E. Williams, Alice Ghostley, Marilyn Coleman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Anthony's Graduation" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 128 • Once, in St. Olaf 	Rose finds out her father is a monk. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Ameche   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 128 • Once, in St. Olaf 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E21 - The Passed-Over Story 	A successful high school classmate of Fran's tempts Maggie with a job offer. Jane Sibbett and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jane Sibbett, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E21 - The Passed-Over Story 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 129 • If At Last You Do Succeed 	Dorothy begins seeing her ex-husband Stan, while Blanche finds $50,000 worth of St. Olaf war bonds in Rose's yardsale items. Herbert Edelman guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 129 • If At Last You Do Succeed 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E22 - No Muse Is Good Muse 	Fran convinces a rock star to let her be her muse. Rachel Chagall, Lois Chiles, Jayne Meadow, and Ivana Milicevic guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Lois Chiles, Ivana Milicevic, Jayne Meadow   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E22 - No Muse Is Good Muse 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E23 - You Bette Your Life 	Fran offers her services for a charity auction presided over by Bette Midler. Ed Begley Jr., Rachel Chagall, Danny Dayton, Ann Guilbert, Bette Midler, Don Siess, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ed Begley Jr., Bette Midler, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Danny Dayton, Ann Guilbert, Don Siess   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E23 - You Bette Your Life 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 131 • Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy 	Blanche uncovers a secret when she auctions off Big Daddy's possessions. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Ruby Dee   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 131 • Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1217 Mystery: Yefim Shubentsov (N) 	Featured stories: Yemin Shubentsov, an immigrant from Moscow, claims to have healed thousands of people over the past 20 years, and says that "bioenergy" is responsible for his powers; update -- on May 19th, 2000, a jury found Murphy and Tabish guilty of the first-degree murder of the owner of the Horseshoe Casino; the practice of using planetary movements to predict the stock market has been in existence for many years, and Henry Weingarten used financial astrology to forecast the Tokyo market crash two-and-a-half years ahead of time, to the day; four men camping in the Allagash Wilderness believe they were abducted by aliens, and under hypnosis, they describe their experiences. Starring: Robert Stack   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1217 Mystery: Yefim Shubentsov (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1219 Legend: The Ghosts of the Myrtles Plantation. Murder: Judith Smith (N)	Featured stories: At least ten people have died violently at the Myrtles Plantation since it was built in 1796, and now that it is a bed and breakfast, guests often claim to have been visited by a spirit; after a strange "V" formation of lights appeared in the night sky over Phoenix and Flagstaff, the Air National Guard claimed it may have been a squadron of A-10 attack planes, but many believe it was a UFO; the body of Nancy Manni, one of the few female members of the Seafarers International Union, was found floating in the Chesapeake Bay near the Maryland shore on August 30, 1993, and John David O'Meara was charged with her murder; the mystery of Our Lady of Guadalupe is examined -- many believe it was created by a miracle, but the mystery may never be solved.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1219 Legend: The Ghosts of the Myrtles Plantation. Murder: Judith Smith (N)	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		The Incredible Mrs. Ritchie 	 	Charlie Proud gets into trouble at school and is given an ultimatum by the principal: work for Mrs. Ritchie or be expelled from school. Charlie goes to work for Mrs. Ritchie in her garden; a place she believes holds the spirit of her dead husband. As he spends time at Mrs. Ritchie's home, Charlie begins to change his criminal behaviors. Starring: Gena Rowlands, Kevin Zegers, James Caan, Leslie Hope   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
2:00 pm 		The Incredible Mrs. Ritchie 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Blush" (N) 	Lu weighs the risks in prescribing pain medications for a former junkie suffering from chronic pain. Meanwhile, Andy considers a controversial option in treating an up-and-coming attorney for a problem with blushing. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Blush" (N) 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Fashion Show 	Maxwell hires Fran to design costumes for a charity benefit. Todd Oldham guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Todd Oldham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Fashion Show 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Where's Fran? 	Maxwell's insults cause Fran to quit. Rachel Chagall, Roger Clinton, and Ann Guilbert guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Roger Clinton, Catherine Oxenberg   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Where's Fran? 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 91 • “Two Rode Together” 	Sophia needs to escape from her vacation with Dorothy. Freddie Jackson guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Freddie Jackson   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 91 • “Two Rode Together” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"One Old Lady to Go" 	A woman who has lost her mind causes trouble at the hotel. Rose wants to keep her safe until her family shows up. Sophia starts a Chinese delivery takeout business after learning that there's a Chinese restaurant that also goes by the name "Golden Palace". Guest Stars: Margaret Cho, Anne Haney Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Margaret Cho, Ann Haney   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"One Old Lady to Go" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Gunshot Wedding" (N) 	Lu's wedding day has arrived! Dylan is hectic covering for Lu. After performing a delicate surgery, Dylan is called away to the courthouse when his daughter, Araya, is arrested for shoplifting. While in family court, a distraught father takes the court hostage and Dylan takes action. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Rick Schroder, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Tamera Mowry   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
7:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Gunshot Wedding" (N) 	
 		 	 	
8:00 pm 		Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast	(N) 	  [CC]
8:00 pm 		Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast	(N) 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Dancing at the Harvest Moon 	(N) 	A woman discovers that her husband has been having an affair. She leaves him after twenty-five years of marriage and returns to Little Bear Lake where she fell in love for the first time. Starring: Jacqueline Bisset, Valerie Harper, Eric Mabius   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:00 pm 		Dancing at the Harvest Moon 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		Captive Hearts 	 	After Elizabeth Sorenson's husband, Larry is kidnapped, Elizabeth and Detective Kelsoe work together to discover that the kidnapping is part of a larger, international conspiracy. As they try to find Larry, Elizabeth and Detective Kelsoe fall in love but must put their feelings on hold to expose the kidnappers. Starring: Greg Evigan, Robin Givens, Tracey Gold, Chris Kramer, Tobias Mehler   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
11:00 pm		Captive Hearts 	 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Have Faith" 	On a visit to Sunday church services with Charlene, Mary Jo is asked out on a date by the minister, Gene Chapman. After the date, Mary Jo admits she has sexual feelings about him, and feeling unworthy, she decides to stop seeing him. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Annie Potts, Dixie Carter, Bruce Davison, Caroline Smith, Mary Lou Saltonstall, Stephanie Rascoe-Myers   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Have Faith" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Thus With a Kiss, I Die" 	Raina continues to monitor Kate's recovery while the rest of the inspectors investigate the apparent suicide of two star-crossed teenage lovers. Lilly enlists C.D.'s help in throwing Nate a surprise party while Magda continues to struggle with her relationship with Jonah. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm, Mackenzie Phillips   [CC] [TV-PG L] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Thus With a Kiss, I Die" 	
Head 2 Toe Mary and Janet (N)
Head 2 Toe Debbie and Becky (N)
The Golden Girls "Feelings"
The Golden Girls "Zborn Again"
Midwives (2001 film)
Return to Me (2000) (N)
Forever Love (1998 film)
To Live Again (TV Movie 1998)
No Higher Love God's New Plan (TV Movie 1999)
Strong Medicine "Paternity Test" (N)
First Do No Harm (TV Movie 1997)
The Golden Girls "Cheaters"
Deceived by Trust: A Moment of Truth Movie (1995)
Every 9 Seconds (TV Movie 1997)
On the Line (TV Movie 1997) On The Line (1998)
Criminal Intent (TV Movie 2005)
Out of Sight (1998)
Strong Medicine "Broken Hearts" (N)
Missing (Canadian TV series) "Try Again" (N)
Missing (Canadian TV series) "Off the Grid" (N)
Wild Card (TV series) "Pilot" (N)
Providence (American TV series) "The Start of Something"