Endoram: The haunting of B

WARNING: THIS IS A MASSIVE SHITPOST. AND ITS NOT CANON BRUH DON’T OK WHATEVER. (I dont even know what ''canon'' means. This sucks Mega Balls)
I was scrolling the ''Matot'' page for comments, but then i saw ICANTEDIT! I had PTSD from ICANTEDIT! I REMEMBER HIM TAKEIN' MY FAMILY, I REMEMBER HIM KILLING MY WIFE, I REMEMBER HIM TAKEING ''TALKING TOM'' AWAY FROM ME I wrote this because of spammers hating Ice all the time
== PART 1: The Begining... ==
so i went to tell Morshu about this... we got the lampoil, rope, and bombs to fight Icantedit, but then we saw him right away... ICANTEDIT! i did not know what to do! But Morshu had gotten it... (almost) When Morshu was about to die, i was filled with anger, rage, agony, pain. Why would Icantedit do this? I never did anything to him... Why Icantedit, WHY!? i- i cant feel a- anything anym-m more... My friends, my family, talking tom, my dog, i was not ready to lose them... i- i could not give up but i cant do it. Icantedit h- he is t- to powerfull- Bu- But i CANT GIVE UP!
*Music plays* 'Who do you think you are ''endoram''? Do you really think you can kill me? Think again Mr.'' ''Dont think i cant defeat you, if morshu has the same power-level as me, well i can beat you. So why not go buster-'' ''You really think i am weak dont you? Dont you know all the mayhem i have caused? Fine, then face me fool! Let the battles begin...
''AGHHH! MY LEG!!!'' ''See endoram? I am to powerfull, so powerfull in fact im gonna say the word...'' ''DONT SAY THE WOR- morshu? You are alive!?'' ''Sorry Icantedit i cant give heaven, come back when you are a little MMMMMMMMMM richer.'' '' Morshu, dont know how cant thank yo- MORSHU!?'' ''Sorry endoram i cant take this anymore. Come back when you are in heaven.'' ''MORSHU NO!!! DONT DIE ON ME PLEASE! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT YO- you...'' Why so sad endoram? Dıd your friend die? ... Oh what you are not gonna answer? Is it because you are so sad?- O-oh... I did not expect you to beat m-me... Atleast i did my j- job.'' ''you will pay for this B... i will find you...
== PART 2: Finding B... ==
As I take Morshu on my hands, I dig him a grave and say goodbye... As I lay the lampoil, rope, bombs on his chest, I say a final goodbye to Morshu... Now its time to kill B...
''Hello there traveler! I am the shopkeeper, you need somethin'?'' ''Well I'm trying to defeat B...'' ''Well since you are trying to defeat B, i will give you my trusty sword!'' ''Look now, I don't need that big old sword. You can keep it.'' ''What do you mean? I don't use this sword anymore, I used to use it when I was like you!'' ''Alright, that sword will REALLY come in handy. But I should give you mone-'' ''Come on boy! You don't even need to pay!'' ''Oh, thank you so much! With this sword i could defeat B!'' ''Now, you can buy my stuff. And also that sword has Sharpness 5, and Unbreakable 50!'' ''Goodbye shopkeeper!'' ''Goodbye boy! But before you go, you should be carefull...''
''Alright, its time to end B! Once I find him, he will be dea-'' ''Hi there mister, do you want to play hide n seek!?'' ''*Thinks to himself* What the hell is going on here!? I'm so confused-'' ''HEY! what is your name?'' ''Look I don't have time to talk to you, I am trying to defeat B over here.'' ''Ughh fine.'' (I did this because I was lazy) ''Alright, I'm in the castle, B must be here somewhere...'' ''Who do you think you are, trying to kill B? We guards and we will destroy you weakling! Uh oh... Hey now we did n-not mean we w-would k-ki-kill yo-yoOOUUAAA!!!!'' ''Now that the guards are down, I will KILL HIM! YOU GUARDS SUCK MEGA BALLZ LOL
''Now I will find B! Haha!- ha ha h a...'' *Music Plays* ''Endoram! I have found you, now, YOU MUST DIE!'' ''Wait what- WHAT- I WONT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT MR. B!'' ''SO WILL I ENDORAM!'' ''WHY DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS B!? WHY!? WAS IT WORTH IT!?'' ''YES IT WAS ENDORAM, I ALWAYS FELT ANGER AND RAGE!- AAAAA... looks like you have defeated me, Endoram... I did all of this because nobody loved me, because nobody cared about me, B e c a u s e o f y o u , e n d o r a m...'' ''B is dead, I did it. *looks at viewer* but was it worth it in the En-En-En-En-En-En-En-En-En-En- *crashes*
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