Replacing the DoD With my OCs.

Welp, let's do something... Give me a second.
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|-|Chapter One=
*Time-Travels to where the DoD were just eggs, then smashes the eggs. Grabs the eggs of Amazonite, Lacewing, Assassinkiller, Irritate, and Asdf and places it back in the nest. 
Kestrel, Dune, and Webs come back with probably different personalities cause idk.
"Th-the eggs changed!!!" Webs gasped.
"Someone must have stolen them." Dune said. They saw a note on each egg, saying their name and tribe.
"So we have a RainWing-SeaWing hybrid named Amazonite, a what now named Lacewing? HiveWing? Then there is a NightWing named Assassinkiller //Chuckles//, a RainWing named Irritate, and another NightWing, named Asdf. Great." Kestrel face-palmed. 
Assassinkiller's egg hatched. A Pitch black dragonet was there, with suspicious eyes narrowed at the three of them. "FBI, Open Up." He squeaked in a low voice.
"Uhm... FBI? Whaaaa?" Webs stepped back.
"It's just a little dragonet, coward." Kestrel rolled her eyes at Webs.
Meanwhile, Irritate's Orange and Magenta egg began cracking, and 1 minute later, it cracked in halfs. An Orange and Magenta dragon with a cheery smile was there, with the color of her eyes absolutely confusing.
"Oh three moons. I have a baaaad feeling about this." Hvitur's soul said, looming at a distance.
5 Seconds la-
"UH-OH, HOW UNFORTUNATE, UH-0H, HOW UNFORTUNATE! I'M GONNA DO A SNEAKY THING, AND THROW A NEW CONTENDER IN DA RING!!" The RainWing said in a seriously loud voice, even the Whole Pyrrhia, and the whole Pantala had heard it.
The Guardians paused for a long silence.
While the long silence was silent, Asdf's Black Egg with Red Swirls began hatching. Cracks turning to big ones. Until finally, the egg hatched, and a Pitch Black dragonet with flaring red eyes lay there. She read the note about her name and tribe. She looked calm at first. She breathed in...
"Oh, finally. Someone who is actually calm." Kestrel said, relieved.
"I don't think so.." Dune stared at the dragonet.
The NightWing, however, shouted so loud everyone in the whole dragon world heard it, even the MoonWings in the Moon in space heard it, even the spirits heard it. Everyone in the Universe, wait no, Multiverse. So even Warrior Cats heard it, with Bluestar having to cover her ears and almost became deaf and Fireheart being deaf now ever since.
"WHY THE [REDACTED] IS MY [REDACTED]ING NAME ASDF!!!??? MY NAMER IS AN ABOMINATION!!! [REDACTED] MY NAMER!!!! [REDA-]
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Asdf wasn't even a tiny bit tired as she stared at everyone, who were currently deaf, only except for everyone who covered their ears in the first 2 seconds of her small speech, enchantment stuff, and No One Else. 
Irritate laughed. "Well, that is one heck of a thing there!" 
Amazonite's egg began hatching. 
"I wonder what is next." Dune said in a qWeRtY voice. 
|-|Chapter 2=
The guardians waited for something to happen. Maybe some random loud sounds, or destruction, they are patiently waiting.
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