Guest strip by Irene Pitcairn

== Transcript ==
;Panel 1:
: Prof. McGonagall: "When I call your name, come up and put on the hat. Let the sorting begin!"
;Panel 2:
: (off panel): "Crup, Dionne."
: Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"
: Dionne: "Of course."
;Panel 3:
: (off panel): "Et, Tiffany."
: Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!"
: Tiffany: Shiney."
;Panel 4:
: (off panel): "Finnegan, Roderick."
: Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"
;Panel 5:
: (off panel): "Grady, Suzette."
: Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"
: Suzette: "What? This isn't fair!"
;Panel 6:
: (off panel): "Hu, Kaitlyn."
: Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"
;Panel 7:
: (off panel): "Iddenstein, Vincent."
: Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!"
;Panel 8;
: (off panel): "Linkletter, Jacob."
: Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!"
;Panel 9:
: (off panel): "Nutley, Yvette."
: Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuff!"
: Yvette: "So many people..."
;Panel 10:
: (off panel): "Oven, Buddy."
: Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!"
: Bud: "I hope this place has decent kitchen facilities."
;Panel 11:
: (off panel): "Pingo, Autumn."
: Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"
: Autumn: "I suppose that will do."
;Panel 12:
: (off panel): "Upton, Alexander."
: Sorting Hat: "Slytherin!"
: Xander: "Hmph."
;Panel 13:
: (off panel): "Wozwax, Quincy."
: Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!"
: Quincy: "This is so cool!"
;Panel 14:
: (off panel): "Zeit, Max."
: Sorting Hat: "Gryffindor!"
: Max: "Hi, guys!"
;Panel 15:
: Quincy: "Wait, my this won't turn on."
: Bud: "Electronics don't work in the castle."
: Quincy: "This is so not cool."
=== Alt text ===
Paulsen, Christopher' ... 'Hufflepuff!' WHAT!? NO! RECOUNT!!
== Cast ==
=== Depicted Characters ===
* Autumn Pingo
* Bud Oven
* Dionne Crup
* Jacob Linkletter
* Kaitlyn Hu
* Professor McGonagall
* Max Zeit
* Quincy Wozwax
* Roddy Finnegan
* Sorting Hat
* Suzette Grady
* Tiffany Et
* Vincent Iddenstein
* Xander Upton
* Yvette Nutley
== Location ==
The Hu residence on Copper Road.
== Trivia ==
All though the guest strips are not canon. Irene Pitcairn ask Chris Paulsen for the cast's full versions of their given names making these names official.
== External link ==
* Comic #682
* Irene Pitcairn