Hanzo Hattori/2.0 and Prior

Hanzo Hattori is a character role-played by TenguHangover.
==Introduction==
A man who is a supposed direct descendent of the original Hattori Hanzō, he has a penchant for making up disguises and attempts to be a street ninja. Generally broke, and generally injuring himself on a bike.
His current top disguise is that of an "Real American Texas Oilman" where he "dug the oil himself" and built up a "massive fortune". People find his awkward American accent unhuman and some have considered him to be a KGB spy or an alien.