United (Part 1)

United (Part 1) is the fourth episode of the first season of SpongeBob UltraPants. The episode was released on October 16, 2021, and is written by Not-Joe. The previous episode is World Behind, and the next episode is United (Part 2).
== Transcript ==
* Note: In this series, vampires aren't limited to staying in the dark, because sunlight isn't a weakness to them.
* SpongeBob narrating: “Previously on SpongeBob UltraPants…”
* Plankton: "Now, I want you to give me the formula or else I’ll have no other choice but to use my secret weapon!"
* SpongeBob: "What’s behind that red curtain?”
* Plankton: "My newly-built army of...ANGLER ANDROIDS!"
* Plankton rose in a giant robot.
* Plankton: "You'll never beat me now!"
* Mr. Krabs wearing battling armor: "I can take him!"
* Squidward: "No, Eugene!"
* SpongeBob: "He's too powerful!"
* [In a post-apocalyptic wasteland.]
* SpongeBob: "What happened?"
* Squidward: "I think we died and went to Hell…"
* Powtrickon: "You're not dead.”
* SpongeBob: "Gary?!"
* Powtrickon: “Him and I wandered the galaxy together for centuries in the Space Agency of Security before he was reborn into the body of a snail."
* SpongeBob: "Where are we?"
* Powtrickon: “I traveled back in time to save you and Mr. Krabs seconds before Plankton would have killed you all. This is what the future will be like if Plankton takes over the world.”
* Squidward: "Who are you?"
* Powtrickon: “Powtrickon.”
* Nefflotonic Android: "All remaining Earthlings must be destroyed by order of the Nefflotons."
* Staff guy: "You two alright?"
* SpongeBob: "I don't know what's going on-"
* Staff guy: "Well, are you breathing?"
* SpongeBob: "Yeah."
* Powtrickon narrating: “I have given SpongeBob superspeed, Squidward the power to shoot fire projectiles, and Gary invisibility and superhuman stealth.”
* Squidward: "Can't you just travel through time again?"
* Powtrickon: "No. Altering the same event more than once would create a paradox."
* Suddenly, the scene cut away, as a gunshot sound was heard. The scene cut back to the heroes. They were about to unchain Mr. Krabs. Just then, one last remaining Nefflotonic Android shot a laser at Bob's chest!
* Bob: "AAAGHH!!!!!!"
* Bob fell backwards to the floor! Squidward shot fire at the remaining Nefflotonic Android, killing it.
* SpongeBob: "BOB!!!"
* Squidward: “We can still save them if we stop all of this from happening.”
* Mr. Krabs: "Me boys, I'm still alive, but I won't be able to fight anyone after this. Imagine me from now on as… Just a guy in a chair."
* SpongeBob: "You're more than that, Mr. Krabs! You represent the good in both of us!"
* The scene cut back to the present (non-post-apocalyptic) day. Plankton was leading his army of Angler Androids towards the mayor of Bikini Bottom's house.
* Plankton: "March, my robotic minions! This way, onto the mayor who sleepeth now until we break into his house and kill him! HAHAHA!!!!"
* "Not so fast, Plankton!," yelled SpongeBob, as he and Squidward then appeared in front of Plankton and his Angler Androids!
* Plankton: "SpongeBob and Squidward?! I thought I killed you!"
* Squidward: "Think again!"
* Plankton: “I’ll make sure to this time!”
* "MEOW!!!," yelled Gary, who then appeared, turning from invisible to visible, and jumped onto the Angler Androids and with his sharp teeth, tore them to shreds!
* SpongeBob and Squidward, with Gary's help, destroyed the rest of the Angler Androids! They stood smuggly, in front of Plankton.
* Plankton: "NOOO!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! FINE!!! WE'LL FIGHT AGAIN, SOMEDAY!!! SO LONG, HEROES!!! MWUHAHAHAHHA!!!!!"
* The scene cut to inside SpongeBob's house, which SpongeBob and Squidward turned into their base, with new iron walls, lots of computers, and highly advanced technology, now the house is almost unrecognizable to how it looked like in the past. Mr. Krabs was sitting in a wheelchair, in a room with tons of computers. SpongeBob and Squidward entered the room.
* Mr. Krabs: "You two made me proud today."
* Suddenly, a yellow light flashed in the room, then Powtrickon appeared, floating in front of SpongeBob and Squidward.
* SpongeBob: "Powtrickon?!"
* Powtrickon: "Quick! I must introduce you and Squidward to someone I know! A few people actually!"
* Squidward: "Who?!"
* Powtrickon: "No time to explain! It's urgent! Come on!"
* The three of them ran out of the room.
* The SpongeBob UltraPants theme song played as the opening credits rolled, then a title card saying “United (Part 1)” appeared, then faded away.
*Dash started narrating: "My name's Dash… My life is not a happy little picture book… I'm a vampire… I come from a region far from Bikini Bottom, in the deep blue ocean, called Trenchylvania… I was an average teen at that time, but my father was a mad scientist and I lived the life of a loner… I never planned to leave Trenchylvania, until he… Showed up…"
* The scene showed Trenchylvania at night, and a mob of vampires landed on the ground, in the middle of the street, coming from a big eerie ship hovering over the city. The scene showed a close up shot of one vampire that was in front of all the other vampires… It was Count Orlok standing there… Grinning like an aggressive wild dog, showing his sharp… Pointy… Teeth…
* '15 WEEKS LATER..'
* 5 men and 3 women were standing on a sidewalk, next to a bar, with their backs against a brick wall. "Clown Song Of Death" by Cheshyre started playing, as a chubby guy with long gray hair ran out of the bar, towards the 8 people outside, yelling: "Real vampires are after me!!!"
* The 5 men sniffed the air and smelled alcohol on his breath, and one of them said: "You're drunk!"
* A man was thrown out of the bar, yelling: "AAAAGHH!"
* 10 vampires flew out of the bar, and 1 vampire swooped down onto the man who first ran out of the bar, louding breaking all his bones, then bit his neck, and drank his blood!
* "They're real!!!" yelled the guy who said the other guy was drunk, then all the other men and the woman screamed!
* 3 other vampires chased 2 men and a woman, with their mouths open, showing their vampire fangs! The rest of the vampires cornered the other 3 men and 1 woman against the brickwall, and bit their necks, sucking their blood, then letting go of their bodies, sending them collapsing to the ground, unconscious! The 3 other vampires caught up to the 2 men and 1 woman, and they jumped on top of them, sucking their blood, then flew off of their bodies, as they too collapsed, unconscious. The bitten men and women then rose, as their skin turned really dark gray, fangs grew into their mouths, and their eyes turned bright yellow. "Clown Song Of Death" by Cheshyre stopped playing.
* Dash continued narrating: "Later that night, I was bitten by a vampire, but my father gave me an experimental drug that made it so I'll always be in control over my own actions, and I'll never become like the other people bitten by the vampires. When word spread that Trenchylvania was being invaded by real vampires, the government told my father to start secretly building a big machine designed to help us win the battle against the vampires."
* The scene cut to a government building, in the Mayor of Trenchylvania's office. The Mayor was sitting at her desk, writing on a sheet of paper. Suddenly, a red flashing light turned on in the building and an alarm started going off! Then, a door in the front of the Mayor's office opened, and a swarm of vampires stood at the doorway! They started hissing and reaching their arms out, facing the Mayor! The Mayor jumped out of her chair and yelled, in terror! Suddenly, a door in the back of the office, behind her, opened, and a soldier ran into the room, through the doorway!
* The soldier yelled: "Come on!'
* He grabbed her arm and they ran through the back door, and into a really long hallway with clear white walls. Two of the vampires grabbed a hold of the soldiers other hand and started tugging on it!
* The soldier: "AAAGH!"
* The soldier stood, still holding onto the Mayor! Then, the Mayor slipped out of the soldier's grasp and ran over to the other side of the hallway, as the vampires pulled the soldier towards them, snapped his neck, then sucked blood out of his body! More vampires ran into the hallway, as a line of soldiers holding guns entered the hallway from a doorway on the other end, and stood there, shooting at them!
* The mayor grabbed a walkie talkie from her pocket, and said into it: "Count Orlok's minions are here! Get it done now! We don't have much time!"
* Dash narrated: "Earlier that night, I found myself bitten by one, my father, then, being the misunderstood genius he is, tied me up and created a serum, which would make it so, despite becoming a vampire, I'd have complete self control and I wouldn't need to consume blood to survive, and gave it to me…"
* The scene cut to Dash's father's lab. Dash was sitting on a white colored recline chair. His father was standing in front of him.
* His father: "How do you feel?"
* Dash: "Better… Thank you."
* His father: "They're coming…"
* Dash: "Who?"
* His father: "Soldiers… The army… They want me to turn the machine I built on."
* Dash: "Well, why don't you?"
* His father picked up a pile of blueprints that were on a table, and said: "I've been looking at these designs… The machine they told me to build isn't supposed to just destroy the vampires… It's meant to evaporate all of us, all organic life, the ultimate last resort if we couldn't beat them with fire arm… Dash… Turning it on would be suicide…"
* Dash: "Well, they can't do that!"
* They heard a loud bang on the front door!"
* His father gave him a metal suitcase, saying: "They're here! I made this for you!"
* Dash grabbed ahold of the suitcases and it opened by itself, turned inside out, and became a futuristic suit of armor and covered Dash's body by itself. The armor allowed him to fly, his boots lifted him above the ground.
* Dash's father: "It's a battle suit designed to keep you safe. Head straight out of Trenchylvania. I'll try to hold them off until you reach the outskirts of our society."
* Dash: "No, Dad! I won't leave you behind!"
* Soldiers kicked the front door down and ran into the lab, holding guns. His father picked up a gun, and said: "Come on! We don't have much time!"
* His father ran towards the soldiers, firing the gun all around, shouting at the top of his lungs! Dash picked up a picture of him as a little kid sitting with his father in a field on a sunny day, and looked at it for a second… He put the picture in his pocket, then used the suit of armor to fly outside of the lab, through the back door. Inside the lab, Dash's father ran around shooting as many soldiers coming through the front door he can, then one of the soldiers shot him through the chest, and he fell to the floor, dead. 
* A general with a big fluffy mustache walked up to the machine Dash's father bult, and said: "He actually did it… Turn it on, Finn!"
* The machine looks like a metal cube with a big metal ball on top of it. A soldier named Finn pulled a lever on the machine, powering it on! A big yellow beam of light shot out of the top of the machine and it rose all the way up, high into the clouds in the sky. It made a huge circle of yellow light, which got bigger and bigger, until it covered the entirety of Trenchylvania, turning everyone into lifeless skull and bones… Except for all of the vampires, who remained unchanged. They stood in the streets of Trenchylvania, triumphant in their takeover…
* "I survived," narrated Dash: "I was able to make it out of Trenchylvania just in time, before the machine was fired, and I traveled to a city far away, called… Bikini Bottom… I was now a half vampire, and aside from having fangs, my appearance was not unlike most non vampires. I got myself an apartment, a job at a supermarket, and met the love of my life. Her name's Grace, and not only did I love her, she loved me too. It was love at first sight. We instantly knew we were made for each other. But after going on a couple dates, I had to tell her that we couldn't, we shouldn't, be together. It broke her heart, mine too, but I had to be strong. Being in a relationship with me is too dangerous..."
* The scene showed Dash standing in an alleyway in Downtown Bikini Bottom, watching Grace walk out of a little store, in the distance. He watched her get in her boat with a friend, and as she drove away, he stayed still, hidden in the shadows…
* Dash narrating: "My employer found out about me being a vampire, and I lost my job, lost my apartment. I roamed the streets alone… But then, I met a team of outsiders with superpowers that let me join their team and they provided me a home and… A family…"
* 'THE LATHRIR DIMENSION…'
* The scene cut to a really little man in a futuristic, pink colored spacesuit, flying through a dark purple colored body of space, with lighter colored purple mixed into the space sky, like a painting. Big space rocks were spreaded across the space, staying in still, unchanged locations. The man in the spacesuit landed onto one of the big space rocks, and a close up shot of his face was shown… Revealing him to be Plankton! He was smiling, sinisterly. A big, muscular, soldier made of alien rock, that has a ghost tail(like the Flying Dutchman's tail) appeared, hovering in front of Plankton.
* It spoke: "If you can defeat me, you may venture on."
* Plankton: "Ahh… Marcus… The king's challenge…"
* Sharp miniature swords slipped half out of the wrists areas on the suit Plankton was wearing. Marcus, the big soldier, then ran towards Plankton, closing his left hand, and slammed his left fist onto the ground, where Plankton stood! Plankton jumped out of the way, running around Marcus, in a circle, firing a bunch of little swords out of his wrists, at him! Marcus closed his other hand and waved its fist into the air, trying to punch Plankton! As he did this, he ppened his mouth widely, ROARING! Plankton jumped onto Marcus' arm, and ran into his mouth! He ran down the soldier's throat, and to the inside of his chest! Plankton stood on an organ, and in front of him, rested Marcus' heart, which was bigger than Plankton's body, and bright red, and beating loud enough to hear. Plankton started slowly walking towards it, then picked up his pace, starting to run, then jumped towards the heart, and stabbed it with a little sword just as it started coming out of his left wrist… The scene showed Marcus from outside his body, as he then exploded into light green colored ooze! Plankton stood where he stood, on both his feet, on the space rock, victorious.
* "WHAT… DO YOU… WANT?" asked a huge, deep voice in a body of darkness, in front of Plankton.
* Plankton started laughing…
* The scene cut to Powtrickon, SpongeBob, and Squidward sitting in a self driving boat with a top that's hard to see through.
* Squidward: "Where are we going?"
* Powtrickon: "You'll see pretty soon…"
* The scene then cut to the three of them walking into a dining room in a white colored mansion. Inside the room, stood four superheroes in a line.
* Powtrickon: "These are the ones I want you to meet."
* One of the heroes said: "My name's Vincent."
* Another said: "And I'm Clovis."
* The third one said: "I'm Dash."
* And the fourth hero said: "My name's Malin."
* SpongeBob: "Well, I'm SpongeBob, and this is Squidward."
* Powtrickon: "They can't hear you, we're not actually here."
* Squidward: "What?!"
* Powtrickon: "This is just a simulation so we can get introductions out of the way before you meet. I already told them about you two earlier."
* The environment around them morphed into the boat they were in previously, and the three of them were both shown sitting inside.
* SpongeBob: "Oh!"
* Squidward: "What the heck?!"
* The boat stopped and Powtrickon said: "We're here!"
* They got out of the boat, and were on a street in downtown Bikini Bottom. The team of heroes were in front of them, standing in battle poses.
* Powtrickon: "Quick! We gotta help them!"
* He flew towards the team, and SpongeBob and Squidward ran over to them!
* Powtrickon talking to Malin: "These are the two I told you about."
* Malin: "Good! We'll need help stopping Apsat!"
* SpongeBob: "Who?"
* Dash: "Vampire, bounty hunter, Apsat. He works for Count Orlok, a vampire king, who told him to capture me."
* Squidward: "Why does Count Orlok want him to capture you?"
* Dash: "Because I'm also a vampire."
* SpongeBob: "A WHAT?!"
* Dash: "But I don't work for him…" he smiled at SpongeBob, "And no, I don't bite."
* On a glider, from extremely high into the air in the city, Apsat swept down in front of them, and drifted left, going back up a bit, flying in a circle in repeat, a few times, throwing spike balls at the team of heroes! The heroes jumped around, dodging the spike balls! Then, Apsat threw a skull bomb at a truck on the street and a guy was sitting behind it, hiding from all the conflict, and as the bomb hit it, the truck EXPLODED! As the explosion stopped, Vincent stood, intangible, holding onto the guy, making him intangible too.
* Vincent: "You're safe now."
* Epic narrator guy: "GHOST POWERS!!!"
* Clovis: "Take this!"
* Clovis' arms turned to wet clay and she shot clay projectiles out of her hands, at Apsat!
* Epic narrator guy: "CLAY POWERS!!!"
* Aspaf tilted his glider, left and right, avoiding the clay projectiles being shot at him! He threw another bomb, in front of a big tractor truck, and the bomb EXPLODED in front of the trailer truck, leaving it unharmed, and sending it into the air, and flying back down to the ground, towards the team of heroes!
* Malin ran towards the spot the trailer truck's about to crash land, yelling: "I've got this!"
* She held her arms out and caught the trailer truck, holding it into the air, standing still, then she put it down, in front of herself.
* Epic narrator guy: "SUPER STRENGTH!!!"
* Apsat swooped down with his glider and snatched Dash from the ground, holding onto him, as he flew his glider back high up into the sky, and flew away, down streets, above the city!
* Malin: "DASH!"
* SpongeBob: "Don't worry! I've got a plan."
* The scene cut to Apsat flying his glider into a big park located in downtown Bikini Bottom, then, it cut to SpongeBob running extremely fast (traveling at super speed) through streets in downtown Bikini Bottom, and close behind him, Vincent, Malin, and Clovis were running to keep up.
* "Now!" Yelled SpongeBob, as he neared the entrance to the park.
* Clovis shot a ton of clay out of her hands, on the ground in front of SpongeBob, creating a high motorcycle slope made out of clay, which immediately hardened! SpongeBob ran up the slope, and when he reached the top of it, he jumped over the edge, and was swept up into the air by Vincent, who flew into the air and grabbed SpongeBob by the shoulders, and flew him towards the top half of a wooden cabin in the park! The scene cut to inside the cabin, showing Apsat looking one direction, holding Dash captive, in the cabin, and Squidward was behind him, running towards Apsat, getting ready to take him down with a stealth attack! Just as he was about to make his move, Vincent flew through the ceiling, breaking a hole into it, holding onto SpongeBob, then let go of him, as SpongeBob leaped towards Apsat, but accidentally landed on Squidward, sending them both falling to the ground, over each other. He and Squidward got up.
* Squidward: "I could've had him on my own!"
* Apsat turned around and looked at Squidward and SpongeBob, then took out a huge golden sword.
* Apsat: "You two are gonna regret following me!"
* Malin came, crashing through the wall behind Apsat, jumped towards him, and pounded the side of his face with her fist, knocking him out COLD, defeating him!
* Dash: "..Thank you, guys."
* The scene cut to SpongeBob, Squidward, and the other heroes inside a computer room in the team of heroes' mansion. 
* Powtrickon: "Good job, SpongeBob and Squidward. You two helped us rescue Dash."
* Malin (talking to SpongeBob and Squidward): "So… I'm the leader of this team. We call ourselves the Aqua Justice Team of Superfish."
* Clovis: "We know it's a long name, but Superbad was taken."
* Malin: "We all agreed… We'd like you to join us."
* Squidward: "Ok."
* SpongeBob: "We're in!"
* Suddenly, red lights and a villainy alert alarm went off in the mansion!
* Vincent: "What's happening?!"
* Clovis ran up to one of the big computer screens in the room and turned it on.
* Clovis: "There's a big green colored black hole like circle that just appeared at the center of downtown Bikini Bottom!"
* SpongeBob: "Let's check it out!"
* The scene cut to all of them(excluding Powtrickon) running quickly through the downtown area, a few streets down from the big green colored circle in the sky! The green circle started duplicating, and more green circles appeared in the sky, and the original green circle started getting bigger and bigger!
* Malin: "This looks bad! Let's split into groups!"
* Malin, Clovis, and Vincent ran down a right turn, while Squidward and SpongeBob (who's currently running behind Squidward) ran down a left turn! Squidward leaped and parkoured over outdoor porches on the side of a tall apartment house, and jumped onto the roof, then so did SpongeBob!
* Squidward turned around and asked: "Why do you keep following me?!"
* SpongeBob: "Why are you being such a bad teammate?!"
* Squidward: "I'm the bad teammate?!"
* SpongeBob: "Yes!!"
* Squidward: "You always get in my way! You've been a nuisance since the day we met! You're annoying, yellow, and DUMB!"
* SpongeBob: "You wanna fight?!"
* Squidward: "Well, it's about time someone kicked your ass!!"
* The scene cut to Vincent, Clovis, and Malin walking down a dirty looking alleyway, between two houses made of brick. Puddles and trash were on the ground. A green colored circle appeared in front of them, opening, revealing itself to be a portal, then tens of Angler Androids stepped out of it, onto the ground, in front of the heroes, carrying big guns. Vincent started firing pink colored attack energy at them! Clovis began shooting clay at them! Then, Malin ran towards them, punching them, and with her super strength, tearing great holes in their robotic, rock armored bodies! The Angler Androids aimed their guns at the heroes, and started firing, in defense! 
* SpongeBob and Squidward stood on the same roof, facing each other. In the shadowy near distance, Dash followed them, and sat on the roof of a taller building, watching them, saying to himself, confused: "What are they doing?"
* SpongeBob and Squidward stood, in a battle pose, ready to clash… Squidward prepared himself, making fire appear around the palms and back of his hands… SpongeBob and Squidward shouted battle cries and ran towards each other! While running, the flames around Squidward's hands got even bigger, and SpongeBob tried to punch Squidward in the gut! Squidward moved, and he tried to powerfully punch SpongeBob with his fire surrounded hands, but SpongeBob ran to the left, as Squidward then started shooting balls of fire at SpongeBob! SpongeBob jumped all around, not getting hit! He picked up a round metal trap door that was on the roof and ran towards Squidward, and tried to whack him with it, but Squidward shot fire at it, blowing up the trap door, causing a mini explosion that caused a wind that pushed back SpongeBob, a few feet away from Squidward! Dash gasped, as a green portal behind SpongeBob and Squidward opened up, and a long, big airplane with the Chum Bucket logo on it flew out of the portal, alongside Angler Androids wearing jetpacks! They flew down to SpongeBob, Squidward, and Dash, and surprise attacked them, punching them! The Angler Androids put handcuffs on SpongeBob, Squidward, and Dash's wrists, then brought them into the airplane, which then took off into the sky! In the alleyway, the other heroes were still fighting off against the Angler Androids, as more of them kept stepping out of the portal!
* Clovis: "Retreat!"
* Vincent: "Why!?"
* Clovis: "They've got the others! Retreat!"
* Malin: "Let's do it!"
* They started running from the fight, to the mansion! Above downtown Bikini Bottom, there's now thousands of Angler Androids flying in the sky, wearing jetpacks! The green portal that was the first one to appear in the sky reached extreme height and size and fully opened up, as a giant as big as two skyscrapers combined, made of magma and stone, stepped forward, out of the portal, into the streets of Bikini Bottom! He loudly, menacingly, ROARED!
* To be continued...
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