Jeans

Jeans are an article of clothing that were invented for the purpose of exaggerating the succulence of women's butts and are therefore one of the lovely things that the Rightists wanted to conserve... in video games. Jeans are known as the "psychological poison of the sex-tempting order" to Christians since women are supposed to wear loose dresses, all day, every day. Jeans are not just the common blue denim pants, the category also includes khakis, cargo pants, and dress pants, among other functional women's wear that have butt pockets. The Literature Teacher wears jeans every other day, infamously because of her hot aft. The use of jeans for policewoman uniform skyrockets the popularity of law enforcement in every region. This is applicable for everything, ever, as well.
The common blue jeans were invented in Ablo Hitler's Argentina in his Fäilürebunker for his wife Karmine to wear to distract him from his annoying Subordinates. Karmine's female friends and Ablo's Subordinates found her bending over and were so amazed at how much the jeans put emphasis on her hindquarters that the girls wanted some of that enhancement and the Subordinates wanted to sell those enhancements to women all over Argentina. The domination of jeans in Argentina women's fashion eventually got the idea to spread to the USA, across the Atlantic, and all the way to Japan. 
In vocabulary, jeans means attractive usually in the gluteus, so the descriptor "a woman with good jeans" means "a woman with a good aft". 
== Ablo's Idea ==
It was just like any other day being locked in the Fäilürebunker, Jodl objected, Fegelein did an antic, Mohnkey and Göbbels were ugly, Krebs talked about maps, Günsche informed, and Ablo Hitler couldn't find the lost city of Berlin. But this time, Ablo's technocratic architect therapist Albert Speer wasn't there for his weekly Dienstag sessions, and Ablo couldn't get any more angry this week or else he would have a stroke. Under stress at the end of the day, Ablo stayed in his office pretending to do paperwork. His wife Karmine went into his office to get him to go to sleep on a bed instead of a chair, but Ablo didn't wanna. He stared at Karmine's dress-immune bum when she walked out of his office and got the idea to make a butt-enhancing pair of pants for her to cure the week's stress when Speer wasn't there to therapize. 
The next day, Ablo told his Subordinates of Supervision that he is planning to create new sexy pants for his wide load wife. Jodl objected, saying that sexy pants for Karmine would be better used for himself. Hitler got angry, stating that the pants would better be used to cover up Jodl's objecting mouth or else he would get someone to hang him with them. Krebs pointed to where the textiles shop was and asked if Hitler would get some sexy pants for his fish. Hitler said fine, only if Krebs wanted his fish to be fried. Göbbels suggested that Ablo sends someone to go request his order at the shop, perhaps someone with a good image, such as himself. Mohnkey tells Hitler to not be swayed by Göbbels's arrogance and choose the best man who can get the pants. Der Fäilüre, with Mohnkey's advice and his fear of the Subordinates' incompetence, plans to send out a loud truck to advertise that whoever gets the sexy pants from Fäilüre's Finest and brings it to Fäilürebunker will receive Fäilmarks. Günsche informs Ablo that his plan has commenced, the trucks are advertising. In return, Ablo demands that Günsche prevents Fegelein! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!! from messing anything up. Fegelein did do a tiny antic this time, just making it so that the sexy pants were blue denim instead of black, red, and white khakis with designs that scientifically would have brought more attention to the wife's butt. Günsche informs Ablo that the sexy pants had arrived and were given to Karmine, who came into the room, being towered over by Günsche, looking like a snack fit for der Fäilüre of Argentina, He couldn't have predicted how sexy Karmine's butt was at this moment since he didn't design the blue denim pants. It was so much that he immediately jettisoned Günsche so he could faceplant into his wife's butt. 
=== Profit ===
One day, Karmine was busy doing whatever Hitler's wives do, filing papers and stuff. She dropped a paper which flew under the cabinet, and she bent over to pick it up. Karmine's girlfriends were going to walk pass, but butt caught their eyes. It wouldn't be long until the Subordinates flooded the hallway with their collective amazement at the combination of denim, butt pockets, and butt cheeks. Karmine took so long to get that paper that everyone in the Fäilürebunker (except Ablo) was staring at her fine Latina man-catcher. When she finally got the paper, everyone instantly dipped. 
After the incident, the Subordinates sought to get denim pants for their wives and the ones without wives pursued profits. Burgdorf, the one without a wife, wanted to make profit from these pants, so he stole the design documents showing all of the materials needed and got in his Soviet Missile Vacuum and rode to Fäilüre's Finest. Burgdorf stole some employees at that shop and rode to a materials production facility to order all the components of a denim pant. Burgdorf then rode to an apartment and commandeered it, kicking out the mother and her five kids. Burgdorf gave the employees the blueprints to the denim pants and told them to make the pants. When the first batch of denim things were complete Burgdorf went to sell the products at Value Fäilüre. The manager of the firm wanted a name for the products and Burgdorf called them "I don't know, 'Jeans'". With unpaid street advertisement where random women were given jeans and got their butts pictured, the jeans sold out in a day. Seeing the success, Burgdorf got his employees to make more and more jeans. Burgdorf's jeans' success caught the eyes of Fäilüre's Finest, who were able to mass-produce their own jeans using their own materials formula. This got jeans to become popular all over Argentina. 
== International Success ==
=== Americas ===
Jeans were a very popular export for Argentina across South America. When they finally reached North America, things exploded. The US and Mexico made their own jeans and exported them to the rest of the world. US entrepreneurs invented khakis, jeans that weren't made of denim. Khakis became popular for office work and school uniforms. A more resilient and tough version of khakis were made for things like baseball and policing. When women wore these khaki pants, it was hard for men to not look at them thick butt cheeks, so they became really popular for when women were featured on broadcast, such as news and weather, women's sports, and police TV shows. 
Twerking wasn't popular for jeans since they are not really flexible like that, unless the butt was very big and really jutted out. They are popular for lady strutting though. 
=== Europe ===
Europeans invented the women's cargo pants originally for army and police purposes, but they soon became popular for female sexy fashion since they enhance the butt. The association of women's cargo pants with women's butts got more dudes to actually volunteer for European nations' armies. These jeans were especially popular for French police forces until Feminism decided to defeminize the police force's female uniforms. Jeans are very popular in Poland. They are so popular that the Polish government made it written law that women who worked always had to wear any type of jean during working hours, unless she was a nurse who wanted to wear scrubs which, in Poland, were already sexy. If the lady didn't have jeans, then the firm had to buy them for her. 
=== Asia ===
Twerk teams were already a thing in Russia when jeans got there, and the Russian Female Law Enforcement Brigade (ZBPO) already was a twerk team for Russian law enforcement, so when jeans reached Russia and the ZBPO saw example women from Poland, the ZBPO switched from booty shorts to cargo pants and khakis. This switch boosted approval from Russian citizens so much that it was considered one of the best propagandic decisions of the century. Somehow, Russian women figured out how to twerk in jeans. 
When jeans reached Japan, they were popular women's work wear in offices. The khakis women wore to office weren't matching the style that firms wanted, so they got on the banned dress code list. Then, a woman who really wanted to wear pants in the office invented a form of jeans called dress pants which didn't match the dress style, but her butt looked so sexy in them that the business dudes changed the women's dress uniform code to include these new dress pants. The use of pants instead of skirts aligned more with Japanese work culture. 
== The Infamous English Teacher ==
Jeans became one of The Literature Teacher's work attire. Her bottom wear used to only consist of an office skirt with lingerie or pantyhose every day, then jeans came out and she started wearing denim which made her aft so attractive that her students had 100% attendance due to it. It would be soon that she would appear on the internet with her bombshell butt being the central point of discussion. It was so down bad that every male student presentation had to be done in private due all of them getting excited. It was so down horrendous that parents walked in on their children rubbing one out to The Literature Teacher. It was so down dreadful that the most talented Art students decided to draw extremely accurate portraits of her for their "draw what you love the most" art projects which all featured her butt in some way. At that point, she became a celebrity of some sort and many schools all over the world wanted to pay her big bucks to teach at their school. This was the point in her that she became The Literature Teacher from being Your English Teacher. 
== Gamers Lament ==
Female video game characters who were main characters were always attractive, the realistic video games featured a sexy woman character wearing some type of jeans. Games, for all their lifetime have always had attractive female characters wearing jeans. (In)famous attractive jean-wearing female video game characters include 2B, Bayonetta, Skyla, and some others. With that in mind, it made sense why Gamers boycotted video games that made the main women ugly who happened to all not be wearing a jean item. This event was in line with the Rightists hate of the defeminization of women in the Leftist-controlled entertainment industry. During this time, the companies making the profitable games (and all forms of entertainment) were Southeast Asian especially in Japan. Also, in response to unwomanly women, Gamers threw money at video games with women with good jeans. 
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