I'm A Popstar

Girl with short, yellow hair, wearing a pink dress and flip-flops: Hi! Welcome to Total Drama Popstar! I'm Jessie! Okay, here's the deal: 14 girls from 2 different TV shows will be competiting for $1,000,000 and a chance to be famous! Here comes the first one.
Isabella (from Phineas and Ferb): *walks off the bus*
Jessie: Hey, Isabella! Are you ready to be famous?
Isabella: Oh, yeah! I'm SO ready! *gets sad* But I really miss Phineas. *cheers up* I really hope I win, because if I did, I'll split the prize with him. *walks to a part of the sidewalk*
Jessie: Ooookay. Oh, here comes the next girls!
Katie and Sadie (from Total Drama Island): *walk off the bus*
Jessie: Hi, Katie! Hi, Sadie!
Katie and Sadie: Hi, Jessie!
Jessie: So what would you do if you won, Katie?
Katie: I'd split the prize with Sadie!
Sadie: OMG, that's what I'll do! I'll split the prize with Katie if I won! *she and Katie walk to where Isabella is*
Jessie: Wow. Oh look, Mindy's here!
Mindy (from Phineas and Ferb): *walks off the bus*
Jessie: Mindy, what would you do if you won?
Mindy: I'd buy a chainsaw because my dad has to cut down some trees.
Jessie: Phew! I was so wrong.
Mindy: .... *walks to where Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: Look! Someone else is here!
Candace (from Phineas and Ferb): *runs off the bus* HI! Oh, hi, everyone! Jessie, before you even ask me, if I win, I will use the money to buy equipment to bust my brothers! *runs to where Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are* Mindy, what the heck are you doing here?
Mindy: I'm here to become famous.
Candace: *pushes Mindy down* You wish! I'm going to win!
Isabella: *confessional* Since when did Candace become sugar-addicted?
Jessie: Another bus is pulling up!
Gwen (from Total Drama Island): I'm so a goth. I'm SO not doing this.
LeShawna (from Total Drama Island): Come on, girl, we can do this! *pushes Gwen off the bus and then LeShawna walks off*
Jessie: Gwen and LeShawna! LeShawna, what would you do if you win?
LeShawna: Start my own reality show.
Jessie: That's awesome! I want you to win!
LeShawna: *walks to where Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: Gwen, what would you do if you win?
Gwen: I would donate it to save the planet.
Jessie: ....
Gwen: *walks to where LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: Oh! Another bus!
Vanessa (from Phineas and Ferb): *walks off the bus*
Jessie: Hi, Vanessa!
Vanessa: *crosses her arms*
Jessie: What would-
Vanessa: DOES IT MATTER TO YOU? *stomps to where Gwen, LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: Ooookay. Oh, I already know who's on THAT bus!
Lindsay (from Total Drama Island): *runs off the bus*
Jessie: Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hi, Bessie!
Jessie: *annoyed* It's Jessie. Anyways, what would you do if you won?
Lindsay: Take my best friend to England.
Jessie: Why England?
Lindsay: Because in France, we got arrested for months. *sigh**walks to where Vanessa, Gwen, LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: Oh....another bus!
Beth (from Total Drama Island): *gets off the bus* Lindsay!
Lindsay: Beth!
(Lindsay and Beth run to each other and hug. Then, Lindsay goes back to where she was)
Jessie: Hi, Beth!
Beth: Hi, Jessie!
Jessie: Okay Beth, what'll you do if you won?
Beth: I really don't know yet. *walks to where Lindsay, Vanessa, Gwen, LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella*
Jessie: Oh, the other contestants are arriving!
Jenny: *walks off the bus* Whoa. I'm here!
Stacy: *walks off the bus* Candace!
Candace: Stacy!
Gretchen: *is pushed off the bus by Izzy*
Izzy: *walks off the bus* Hey, girls.
Jessie: Izzy! What's up?
Izzy: Fine. *walks to where Beth, Lindsay, Vanessa, Gwen, LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
LeShawna: *confessional* Is it me, or did E-Scope change her voice?
Jessie: Stacy, who would your best friend here be?
Stacy: It would be Candace. *walks to where Izzy, Beth, Lindsay, Vanessa, Gwen, LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: Jenny, if you could donate the money to help out if you won, what would you do it for?
Jenny: I would do it to save the Pigeons. *walks to where Stacy, Izzy, Beth, Vanessa, Lindsay, Gwen, LeShawna, Candace, Mindy, Katie, Sadie and Isabella are*
Jessie: And Gretchen, how does it feel to be on a reality show?
Gretchen: It's SO exciting! *runs to where the other contestants are*
Jessie: *pulls out camera* Smile! *takes picture*
*In dressing room*
Stacy: Candace, isn't this exciting?!
Candace: Yes, it's exciting, Stacy! But it's also crazy! That's because I can't bust my brothers and that's crazy, right?
Stacy: Yeah, it's crazy!
Katie, Sadie: *walk in with pink dresses on*
Katie: Hey, Candace. Hey, Stacy.
Sadie: Katie and I were thinking we could form an alliance. You know, if we're all on the same team.
Candace: Yeah, Stacy and I were thinking the same thing.
Stacy: Yeah. O.O
*On the red carpet*
Jessie: Okay, now to assign teams. Katie, Sadie, Candace, Stacy, Jenny, Isabella, and Vanessa. You are the Screaming Singers.
Isabella: *confessional* I always wanted to be a singer! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jessie: As for the rest of you, Izzy, Lindsay, Beth, Gwen, LeShawna, Mindy, and Gretchen. You're the Killer Designers.
Izzy: *calmly* Killers are so last season.
LeShawna: *confessional* Something is up with that girl.
Jessie: Today's challenge is to sing a song. The team who sings the best will win invicibility, and the losing team will vote off who they think doesn't deserve to be famous. You've got 1 hour to come up with what song you're going to sing.
*With The Killer Designers*
Izzy: Let's sing "Magic" by Selena Gomez!
Gwen: No! We should sing "He Could Be The One" by Hannah Montana!
Izzy: Okay, let's take a vote. We'll sing "Magic" or "He Could Be The One." If you vote for "Magic," point at me. If you vote for "He Could Be The One," point at Gwen,
LeShawna: *points at Gwen*
Lindsay, Beth, Mindy, Gretchen: *point at Izzy*
Izzy: So it's settled, we're going to sing "Magic" by Selena Gomez.
Gwen: >:( *confessional* Stalker.
*With the Screaming Singers*
Isabella: So, what are we going to sing?
Candace: A song sung by either Ke$ha or Miranda Cosgrove.
Katie: Or..........*smiles*
Sadie: What?
Katie: You know that song "Disgusting?" Ke$ha sung it, then Miranda Cosgrove did?
Stacy: Good idea, Katie!
Jenny: Let's do it!
*On a stage*
Jessie: Okay first, it's the Screaming Singers, singing "Disgusting!"
Sadie: My heart booms at the speed of light.
Isabella: But the exit sign's always on my mind, always in my sight.
Jenny: I can say that I really want to stay.
Stacy: But the devil inside always wins the fight, always get's his way.
Vanessa: Jump out the window gotta get on the highway.
Candace: Think things are getting too attached I need an escape.
Isabella: I'm seeing stars and there is nothing more that I hate baby, there's something that I gotta say.
Katie: It's disgusting how I love you.
Candace: I can't take it, I should hate you.
Vanessa: 'Cause you're messing up my name, gotta walk my talk, my fame.
Isabella: I just wanna touch you're face, it's disgusting.
Katie, Sadie: It's disgusting, how you change me.
Candace, Stacy: From a bandit, to a baby.
Vanessa: Think I gotta change my name.
Isabella: If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame.
Screaming Singers: Look at what you do to me, it's disgusting.
*Everyone claps*
Jessie: 9.5. Next, the Killer Designers!
Izzy: Oh oh oh, it's magic.
LeShawna: You know, never believe it's not so.
Mindy: It's magic, you know, never believe it's not so.
Lindsay: Never been awake, never seen a day break.
Beth: Leaning on my pillow, in the morning.
Gretchen: Lazy day in bed, music in my head.
LeShawna: Crazy music playing in the morning light.
Izzy: Oh oh oh, it's magic.
Beth: You know, never believe it's not so.
Mindy: It's magic, you know.
Killer Designers (except Gwen): Never believe it's not so!
*Everyone claps*
Jessie: You know, I was going to give a 10, but Gwen did not sing, so they get a 0. The Screaming Singers win!
Screaming Singers: YAY!
Jessie: Hope you like Hannah Montana, because your reward *holds out 7 tickets* are tickets to Hannah Montana's concert!
*The Screaming Singers grab tickets and leave in a limo*
Jessie: As for the rest of you, you have to vote someone out.
LeShawna: *confessional* That girl Mindy? She's GOT to go.
Gwen: *confessional* I vote off Mindy.
Izzy: *confessional* Gwen. She lost us the challenge!
Lindsay: *confessional* I vote out Greta.
Beth: *confessional* Definetly Gwen.
Mindy: *confessional* Gwen has GOT to go.
Gretchen: *confessional* Of couse, I vote off Gwen.
*At the elimination ceremony*
Jessie: If you get a copy of your every-day clothes, you're safe.
Gretchen: Why those?
Jessie: Because you're the Killer Designers. Anyway, they go to Izzy, LeShawna, Beth, Gretchen and Lindsay.
Izzy, LeShawna, Beth, Gretchen, Lindsay: *get replicas of their every-day clothes*
Jessie: Gwen and Mindy, the bottom two. Mindy, you only appeared in 2 episodes of "Phineas and Ferb." Gwen, you caused your team the win. The final clothes go to.................................Mindy.
Mindy: *gets a replica of her everyday clothes*
Gwen: WHAT?! ME?!
Mindy: You lost us the challenge by not singing.
Gwen: I was only mad that we were going with Izzy's idea.
Izzy: *confessional* Good thing I voted Gwen out.
Jessie: Gwen, you must leave in the Paparazzi of Losers.
Gwen: *walks into the Paparazzi of Losers*
LeShawna: See ya, girl.
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