Chapter 167: Silly Love Songs

=== Summary ===
All over the galaxy, eyes are glued to their screens watching the Shepard-Vakarian wedding. On Earth, the wedding is being broadcast via a rachni ship signal. In London, many, many people celebrate the wedding with chants and a song- until the riots began.
Shepard and Garrus with the ceremony over, travel to their reception dinner- full of creative seating arrangements to keep the diplomatic incidents down. After the State Dinner, the core entourage travels to the Silver Coast Casino for toasts, roasts, and speeches.
=== Title Meaning ===
This is the first of two chapters that take their titles from the Moulin Rouge! jukebox musical song "Elephant Love Medley" which grabs a number of song lyrics, including "Silly Love Songs" by Wings. The original song was written as a rebuttal to musical critics deriding Paul McCartney for writing what they considered "lightweight" love songs. 
=== Easter Eggs ===
==== Discord Highlights: ====
Tenderizing turian carapaces, more puppy pics than you can shake a stick at (see what I did there?), and istie sitting on panels with Jennifer Hale. (Actually happened. Probably gonna happen again. No word of a lie.)