Madison's Remote-Controlled Toot Machine

This is an officially-licensed Comedy Time toy that runs on 3 AA batteries for the farting, talking, remotely-controlled, white-coloured, balloon-shaped speaker and 3 AG13 batteries for the chartreuse infrared remote; when activated, it makes a tooting (farting) noise and then Madison (voiced by Wendy Melkonian, just like on the TV show) follows up with a fun, wisecracking phrase. It was made by Hasbro in 2012 and sold at many toy, gift, party, big box department and specialty shops like YOUNIQUE Boutique of Glen Echo, Silver Springs, Columbia and Baltimore, MD.
== The Looks ==
The speaker is chartreuse with a power switch and a yellow push button that can only be pressed when the unit is off; the infrared remote is white with a mint green button and a red LED light.
== Usage ==
Hide the speaker near your victim's seat; when they sit down, let the caboose cheers ring out by hitting the remote button! A fart will be heard, then Madison will add comedic banter.
== The Toots and Phrases ==
# (Zephyr zipper toot) Wow, what a super-stealthy toot!
# (Zipper Zephyr toot) Who knew that zippers could make such beautiful music?
# (windstorm toot) Hang tight 'cause we have a windstorm passing through!
# (storm toot) Seems like a windstorm's brewing in!
# (Extermination toot) Humorless pests, please go far, far away!
# (Wet toot) Oopsie, I made a splash!
# (Volcanic toot) That was so hot!
# (Piff-puff toot) Wow, what an outrageously uproarious toot!
# (Morning Thunder toot) Wakey-wakey, that was louder than an earthquakey!
# (Leaky lingerer toot) Uh-oh, I think that toot overstayed-it's a lingering guest!
# (Kickin' ripper toot) Hang tight 'cause we've got a kickin' ripper on the loose, please brace yourselves!
# (Hammer toot) And the award for the loudest toot goes to the hammer of flatulence!
# (Giggle-gasser toot) Tee-hee, I swear that it's not me!
# (Fruity toot) Just like a scented symphony!
# (Fragrant toot) Does it smell rosy in here?
# (Foghorn toot) That was me proving that I can fart louder than you!
# (eggy explosion toot) That's just like a bomb in my butt!
# ("Deadly Double-Up" toot) That one's twice as nice!
# ("Cabbage creaker" toot) Sniff lightly and let it get around.
# ("Bubbly butt brew boiler" toot) Hubble bubble, I've got gas on the double!
# ("Atomic air attack" toot) Take cover, butt bombs away!
Category:Toys That Make Noises
Category:Comedy Time
Category:Farts
Category:Fictional Merchandise