Noah vs Ash Ketchum

The main protagonist of the Pokémon anime and manga series, Ash Ketchum, and the last of the pre-flood Patriarchs, Noah fight against each other to see who's the best at gathering animals.
Ash Ketchum Background: Pallet Town
Noah Background: In front of his Ark
Beat: Way Of The Warrior
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
NOAH
VS
ASH KETCHUM
BEGIN!
=== Ash Ketchum ===
(starts at 0:31)
Beware! You’re arena trapped, about to put the pressure on you
Been to the gym so much can beat a man Black and Blue
Flowing and flooding disses are just some of my pallets of talents
You’re absent and haven’t been proved to exist on the planet
You’ll end up fainted, strong stats and I don’t want to hear your cry
You challenge me to a fight? You’ll get X-ed out and not know Y
You let your brethren die as you tried to save yourself and your wife
I'll submerge a bitch like he's a Magikarp holding an eviolite
===Noah===
(0:53)
A wild Noah has appeared, the Patriarch of Rap Flytes
You try to fight when your little Charizard lacks flight
Get on your bike or face my Gospel when I get Ham on the mic
And I'll probably strike you down as father of the Isrealites
Begin your Exodus, start running, I've got the Genesis of flow
Pack up your Pokemon and I'll let them live upon my boat
And when it's over I'll let my animals off, they're gonna want to gore ya
Then my Lord will strike you from the Earth, like you're Sodom and Gomorrah
===Pikachu===
(1:14)
I blast off idiots like Team Rocket who can easily beat you
I’m a bigger threat in a pocket, and my name is Pikachu!
Attack on the track with a thunderbolt; face the face of the franchise
Smack a whack hack nuts but no bolts, row, row, row your boat guy
Building a ship for all the species with Noah-rk-itechture skills?
That’s like throwing an iPhone (On airplane mode!) at a windowsill!
Modern times we’re remembered, you see us on TV
Noah existing in modern times? Stuck in the canals of Italy! (Ohhh!)
===Noah===
(1:35)
I'll leave you burned as an offering to my Father, hallowed be his name
His Kingdom come, his will be done, I'll leave you stood out in the rain
I'll pick Pikachu once I've beaten you and leave him in a petting zoo
You can try to Mr Mime my lines, but rhymes will still leave you screwed
And put a Curse upon this Gastly Digimon wannabe, I'm gonna haunt ya
Hide your Cu-boner for Dawn, when I Slash through Sand you'll be slaughtered
View my nakedness and it's over, you've got no game, boy, you've been played
When Misty gets gritty with her sisters, Brock needs to find people his own age
===Ash Ketchum and Pikachu===
(1:56)
We’ve been sweeping from the start so can’t say this was a U-turn
It may not be my type but when I spit, opponents get burned
On your way out say hi to Yugi, Taichi, Dan and Darwin for us
We cannot lose because we’re the very best, like no one ever was
===Noah===
(2:06)
From Egypt to Zion, this righteous shaman beats a layman
Then sell your ass into slavery, just like your name is Canaan
Burn you to ash when I smash, leave Ketchum slayed
And throw him off of my Ark, into a watery grave
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
(The logo gets caught by a Poke Ball.)
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== Navigation ==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
Season 2: 	BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed 2 • L vs Sherlock Holmes • Bart Simpson vs Banksy • Richard the Lionheart vs Simba • Steve Jobs vs Seto Kaiba • Raven vs Poe • Wirt & Greg vs Lewis & Clark • Doraemon vs The Terminator • We Bare Bears vs The Three Bears • Ant-Man vs Atom Ant • Atticus Finch vs Harvey Birdman • Vladimir Lenin vs Lelouch vi Britannia • RoboCop vs Inspector Gadget • Black Panther vs Pink Panther • The Zodiac Killer vs Bill Cipher • Indominus Rex vs Littlefoot • Pitch Black vs Freddy Krueger • Jay Gatsby vs Pinkie Pie • Kenny vs Deadpool • Jason Voorhees vs Lazlo • Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter • Han Solo vs Spike Spiegel • Bambi vs Shaka Zulu • Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler
Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins