Sniper vs Widowmaker

thumb|center|480 pxSniper vs Widowmaker is the 28th episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features TF2's most skilled marksman, Sniper, firing shots against Overwatch's cold-blooded assassin, Widowmaker to see which marksman holds the true title of "Greatest Assassin." It was released on August 24, 2018.
== Cast ==
Cam Greely as The Sniper
Widowmaker as Eile Monty
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Sniper is in red, Widowmaker is in purple and Junkrat is in yellow)
=== Sniper ===
A professional standards that includes efficiency 
In the discardin' of my targets put them out their misery 
When I am dissin' on the beat, this hitman is making the heat 
While all your boring allegories put a Sydney boy to sleep 
I am an old fashion assassin, you're a cold passionless ratchet 
See how slow your heart tempo is when I go squash an arachnid 
And my bow blasts unattractive widows kissing her goodbye 
You're gonna wish I was a soldier when I got you in my sights 
=== Widowmaker ===
I can't believe they got me pitted up against somebody 
With a flow that's only useful when you use it for Jarate 
And his sniping's seeming sloppy so it's gotta be apparent 
That this cocky amateur has let me down more than his parents 
Oh did that one sting? If that is the case there is now wonder 
Your HP is by far the lowest of your brothers 
Machetes, will not help when I behead this hunter 
C'est la vie, put you back into the land down under 
=== Sniper ===
Crikey mates, Now feast your eyes, the widow spins a web of lies 
Because her mind's so weak and blind, she had her husband sniped at night 
After the Talon wiped her mind, and now she finds herself a spy 
But you know I tend to remind your kind to surrender your lives 
I'm certified gotta spit hard rhymes and unload on a bloke I'm a flow carbine 
Till your cold heart dies, do you feel alive, When I load up a bullet to blow your mind? 
The literal kind, after the genocide collect my profit 
Won't be trouble you've been pummeled by a kid rocking a gauntlet 
=== Widowmaker ===
I find it quite surprising that you still insist on trying 
Shouldn't need my Infra Sight to realize your game is dying 
And yet I wouldn't be lying if I said you make me laugh 
I'll put you down outback, I'm quite experienced at junking rats Hey! 
Try and chase me down while I am swinging from my grapple line 
Outwit you then I'll ditch you once you trip this venom mine 
It's one shot one kill, mercy killing is my brand 
It'll be more painless over all your slowly dying fans 
=== Sniper ===
I'm a hired hand you're a bold crazy 
Bit my stuff for long enough just F O A D 
And go back to Ballet cause with that big ego that you got 
I don't even need a scope to know your head is getting shot, BOOM! 
=== Widowmaker ===
Wanna keep your job? Then I suggest you run and hide 
Going toe to toe with me, Snipers tend to lose an eye 
And keep preaching that you're stable, we all know you're really sick 
And compensating for the fact you killed your family as a kid 
== Trivia ==
*This is the third episode to feature the character Overwatch and Team Fortress 2, after Overwatch vs Team Fortress 2 and Torbjörn vs The Engineer.
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