Kafudamaha

Kafu (also known as Kafudamaha) was an Australian professional e-wrestler. He competed for Lords of Pain Wrestling (LPW) on its Insanity brand during its fifth season.
==Biography==
Kafudamaha always wanted to be a wrestler. So he trained forever, wanting to prove that he could fight, and that he was worth something. He trained on learning how to toss people around, and make them feel the pain. But then one day, he went crazy. And then everything changed. Gone was the super serious guy, the one who always wanted to be a wrestler. Now he was the sometimes serious, mostly not complete and utter fool, who made jokes about anything.
 
He joined the church of the flying spaghetti monster, cause he really likes pirates. He figured that since he believed that religion was just a contest to work out who had the best imaginary friend, he'd choose a religion based on that. Now he can no longer remember why he wants to be a professional wrestler. He also owns Special K industries, although nobody is sure what exactly it is that they are trying to achieve. They were originally not affiliated with the cereal, although the board of directors voted to buy out the cereal. He know plans to release a Pastafarian breakfast cereal. They also make sarcasm detectors. He is completly and utterly random, serious one minute, joking around the next, but as he says: 
"I'm just being Kafudamaha".
==In wrestling==
*Finishing moves
**The TGK Special (F-5)
**The TGK Awesome Sauce (Throws opponent into the air, catching them with a Samoan drop)
**The Kafudamaha (Throws opponent into the air, catching them with a Muscle Buster)
*General moveset
**Powerbomb
**Suplex
**Superplex
**Double Axe Handle
**Sitdown Powerbomb
**Piledriver
**DDT
**Reverse DDT
**Sleeper Hold
**Punches
**Double Powerbomb
**Powerbomb Pin
**German Suplex
**Belly-to-Belly Suplex
**Flapjack
**Chop Block
**Low Blow
*Nicknames
**The Great Kafudamaha
**Kafu
**TGK
*Theme Music
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==Match history==
Result	Record	Winner(s) 	Loser(s) 	Event 	Date 	Notes 	Score†
 	5-10 	Revelations (Joe Michaels and MC Steel) 	Kafu and Son of Shockey 	Insanity LIVE from San Juan 	March 16, 2010 	Schizos Wild Tournament Qualification Match 	0.00
 	5-9 	Watchmen (Black Reaper and Justus) and Dr. Wagner	Kafu, Joe Michaels, and Son of Shockey 	Epic 	February 15, 2010 	Six-Man Tag Team match 	0.00
 	5-8 	Kafu, Son of Shockey, and Joe Michaels 	Dr. Wagner, MC Steel, and Seth Omega 	All-Stars 	January 12, 2010 	"Future of Insanity" Six-Man Tag Team match 	3.88
 	4-8 	Kafu 	Joe Michaels 	Insanity LIVE from Atlantic City 	December 12, 2009 	Singles match 	3.79
 	3-8 	Andy Savana (c) 	Kafu 	Insanity LIVE from Manhattan 	October 15, 2009 	LPW Hardcore Championship match 	0.00
 	3-7 	Kafu 	Niall Craven 	Insanity LIVE from Woodstock 	September 15, 2009	Singles match 	3.38
 	2-7 	Steve Monroe (c) 	Kafu 	Body Count 	August 17, 2009 	Rookies Championship match 	3.61
 	2-6 	Hatchet Ryda 	19 other LPW superstars 	Insanity LIVE from Glasgow 	July 19, 2009 	Royal Beanstalk match for +19 Body Count points	0.00
 	2-5 	Dr. Wagner 	Kafu 	Insanity LIVE from USS Bainbridge	June 19, 2009 	Singles match for +1 Body Count point 	0.00
 	2-4 	Steve Monroe 	Kafu, Dr. Wagner, and Son of Shockey 	Insanity LIVE from Athens 	May 22, 2009 	Fatal Four-Way match for +3 Body Count points 	3.63
 	2-3 	cYnical and The Rabbi 	The Cult (Kafu and Saint Steve) 	Insanity LIVE from Sydney 	April 22, 2009 	Tag Team match for +2 Body Count points 	3.70
 	2-2 	Killswitch 	Kafu, Joey Sosa, Shock, and Saint Steve	Resurrection 	March 23, 2009 	Hardcore Gauntlet 	3.23
 	2-1 	Kafudamaha 	Andy Savana 	Insanity LIVE from Waikiki Beach 	February 22, 2009 	Singles match 	3.42
 	1-1 	Son of Shockey and Black Ada 	Kafudamaha and Super Houdini 	Insanity LIVE from San Antonio 	November 15, 2008 	Tag Team match 	3.53
 	1-0 	Kafudamaha 	Auron Belmont 	Homecoming (2008) 	October 6, 2008 	Debut Singles match 	N/A
:†Promo score is a rating which ranges from 0.0 to 5.0, the latter being the highest. Promos are judged to determine the better promo between e-wrestling competitors.
Category:Wrestlers
Category:LPW Alumni