The "Friendly" Sister Reunion

Me: Me and meh sisters should meet up again. Wait, they're dead... I'm a strong demon, lemme just...
5 minutes later...
Me: Almost finished. *scary summon circle, complete with blood, eyes, eyeless corpses, and voodoo dolls* Activate.
SweetHeart: OMG I'M ALIVE!! 
SweetRage: YOU CARE ABOUT US?!
Me: XD no I don't. 
SR: You jerk.
SH: No you
SR: How dare you. *attacc*
Me: Let's settle this, YOU'RE BOTH JERKS!
SR: IMA KILL YOU!
Me: I can easily send you back to [INFORMATION REMOVED].
SH: Just because I wanna stay alive for awhile, I'll chill out.
SR: Why are you putting me down as 'SR?'
Me: 1: NO BREAKING THE 4TH WALL IT SHATTERED LAST TIME!! 2: Because I would rather type SR than SweetRage.
SR: Understandable, have a noice day.
Starfright: GamerGirl, there's humans attacking aga- *realizes what she just walked in to* Nevermind, we can handle it.
SH: Can you hear me calling? Calli-
Me: You better not be singing right now.
SH: Why?
Me: Because-
O no da popo: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
O no da FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!
Random wanna-be medieval dude Medieval Guard: STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
Me: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
SR: I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!
Us: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WTFrick YouTube?!: ARESTED FOR COPYRIGHT!!
The Internet: ATTACC ATTACC!!
Seagulls from Finding Nemo who are now working for the person who made the song SH tried to sing:
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!
Those easily offended Twitter folk: WHAT YOU SAY!?
Me: This is getting crazy.
Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram folk who go crazy over every little drama: REPOST REPOST REPOST!!!
Me: SH, do yo yeeting thing.
SH: Get out. *tiny black hole and everyone except us is obliterated*
SR: This was a wonderful reunion. 
Me: You are staying until I say you leave. Now let's discuss satisfying things.
Me: When Starbucks actually writes your name right.
SR: When the person that hurt you gets instant karma.
SH: Throwing people around.
Me: Pricking a voodoo doll with a pin in the eyes.
SR: Slime.
SH: Satisfying videos.
Me: Bloodfalls.
SR: What is a bloodfall?
Me: A waterfall, but blood.
SH: You're crazy.
Me: We're sisters, and all basically the same. You are calling yourself crazy.
Me: I hate y'all. Get outta meh house.
SR and SH: It's 1 vs 2. You're outnumbered.
Me: No I'm not.
Them: ?
Me: Turn around.
Them: *turns around and becomes scared*
.*Meh psycho crew (Lillie, Ray, Nightmare Wolf, etc) is staring daggers and ready to stab*
X: Out. Actually, Ima send ya back to [INFORMATION DELETED].
Me: What a wonderful reunion.
The End.
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