Divorce (The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off)

Divorce is the first episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off". In this episode, SpongeBob seeks the help of his friends after he divorces Squidward.
==Transcript==
*[Shot of Mr. Rabs 2.0’s Fancy Guns]
*Walter White: [To SpongeBob] Jesse, we need to cook.
*[Audience Laughs]
*Walter White: Jesse, we need to cook.
*[Audience Laughs]
*Walter White: Jesse, we need to cook.
*[Audience Laughs]
*Walter White: Jesse, we need to cook.
*[Audience Laughs]
*[Intro Plays]
*Walter White: Alright, I’ll see you later SpongeBob.
*SpongeBob: You too, Walt.
*[Walter walks out]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: So what brings you here today?
*SpongeBob: I just needed to tell you something.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: What’s going on?
*SpongeBob: Me and Squidward are… [Starts to tear up] getting a divorce.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: WHAT! ARE YOU INSANE MAN?
*SpongeBob: Well, it all started with-
*[Cut to earlier]
*Squidward: Wow, Patrick. I didn’t know you were so good in bed!
*[SpongeBob opens the door]
*SpongeBob: [Gaps] Squidward!
*Squidward: SpongeBob, wait!! It’s not what it looks like!
*SpongeBob: I’ll tell you what it looks like! My husband… and my best friend… MAKING OUT? How could you guys?
*[Slams the door]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: That’s terrible!
*SpongeBob: I know. I just feel so bad, breaking up with Squidward so suddenly. Even if he cheated on me.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Here’s what you should do-
*Narrator: Later…
*SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Rabs 2.0.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: You’re welcome, SpongeBob.
*[SpongeBob walks away]
*SpongeBob: Mr. Rabs 2.0 is right. I should just try to bottle up all of my feelings.
*Narrator: That Night…
*SpongeBob: I don’t know why, Gary, but I feel something I haven’t felt before.
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: You’re right, Gary. I should just listen to Mr. Rabs 2.0’s Advice. I’m sure this will all be over soon enough.
*Narrator: Soon Enough…
*SpongeBob: This isn’t working! Maybe Mr. Rabs 2.0 was wrong. I should probably talk to somebody.
*[Looks out his window]
*SpongeBob: Maybe Patrick could help!
*[Cut to Patrick talking to SpongeBob]
*Patrick: And I was the hardest I’d ever been!
*SpongeBob: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks Patrick! I’d love to hear about you having sex with my Ex-Husband more.
*Patrick: Anytime!
*SpongeBob: Oh, he’s no use! Maybe Mr. Krabs could help.
*[Cut to Mr. Krabs' house]
*Mr. Krabs: I understand what you're going through. I went through a pretty painful divorce with Pearl's Mom. Like you, I was told to bottle it up...
*[Flashback]
*Mr. Krabs: I don't know, Dad. What should I do?
*Mr. Krabs' Dad: You should handle it like a MAN!
*Mr. Krabs: I know, Dad, but-
*[Pause.]
*Mr. Krabs: (Sighs) I'm a man...
*[Flashforward]
*Mr. Krabs: And at first, things went well...
*[Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles]
*Mr. Krabs: Who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are!
*[Flash Forward]
*Mr. Krabs: But after a while...
*[Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles]
*Mr. Krabs: Who's a good...
*[Mr. Krabs collapses, and starts crying.]
*[Flash Forward]
*Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I really think you should see a professional.
*SpongeBob: Professional Wrestler?
*Mr. Krabs: No! A Therapist!
*SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. I'll try it out.
*Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to SpongeBob sitting alone, on a bench, in the park. Suddenly, Squidward walks by] SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward.
*Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob.
*[He sits next to SpongeBob]
*Squidward: SpongeBob, I just wanted to apologize to you.
*SpongeBob: No, Squidward. It's alright, really?
*Squidward: Are you sure?
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm... I'm doing just okay.
*Squidward: Well, I should still apologize to you anyway.
*SpongeBob: Apology accepted.
*[SpongeBob gets up, feeling happy and content with his life. He knows that he has a lot of work to do, but he's ready to face it.]
*[End.]
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