Wolfpack Favorites vs Least Favorites

Wolfpack Favorites vs Least Favorites is a parody of East Philosophy vs West Philosophy. It features the Wolfpack Favorites (Ripjaws, ChamAlien, and Diamondhead) battling the Wolfpack Least Favorites (Humungousaur, Upchuck, and Rocks).
==Characters==
Ripjaws
ChamAlien
Diamondhead
Humungousaur
Upchuck
Rocks
==Lyrics==
===Wolfpack Favorites===
I'm coming out of Petropia to start some gem shenanigans
Don't bring Saur raps unless you plan to be beat again.
The mad crystal, Wolfpack was my person's creation.
Rolling with a Pisciss Volann, and me, the Lizard Merlin.
We got the powers, and the skills, that even I couldn't sharpen.
Rhymes lubricious like my body that give these least gay-vorites hard-ons!
It's evident, you've never been our interesting breathren!
We're better heroes, better creatures, better powers, better men!
===Wolfpack Least Favorites===
This type of insolence is sure to be expected
From aliens who speak of interests with no clue of what good taste is.
You favorites are fin-ished, lacking one in Omniverse.
You need control breath, meth, and prepare to be served.
Yo, we live with Chestrixes, much simpler than your belts.
Destroy your planets, stomach your loss like a win theft.
We crush villains with our brute strength, and save people from evil.
And you'll always be forgotten like some alien weasels!
===Wolfpack Favorites===
Oh, I'll give a reason for Ben to overuse you,
Then I'll rewrite your name to have Hu replaced by Ew.
You need to evolve and get some motherfucking missiles.
Call me Way Big cause next to me, you're Humungou-little!
And I'm Mig's favorite, so confronting Gourmands like you? It's my job!
Got a stinger in my tail sharp like my raps and you'll eat yourself like an Upchuck kebob!
(Oh!) You Munchlax rip-off, like a green version of a hungry Care Bear,
You can't even eat real food, you're like a wannabe Templeton at the fair!
Now that we've covered the dino and fatass, I can move on to my rip-off.
Rocks, you're a worse copy of me than Omniverse's Bloxx.
This criminal mineral is obiviously bad on the mic, Squidstrictor is questioning you right now!
Lyrically pitiful, lucky for the series, your body was offscreen when you were shown out!
===Wolfpack Least Favorites===
Bitch, I was in the show, your friend wasn't even mentioned.
You can't step up to me, I'm the rough your diamonds are hiding in.
We're the ones spittin sick, you're in the water, not the stars.
Humungo, hit the beat, Upchuck drop the bars.
I'mma be quite clean with you, Merlini.
Purple spots, a Randal version of Houdini.
Your eye colors, just so distracting.
Your name isn't what the people be yelling.
And you missed the season that I debuted in,
Check the scripts, they didn't wanna write you in.
You tried to be in Ultimate Alien,
But your design then sucked, more like Ultimate Failian!
And it goes right back to you, one of the four first, Diamondhead.
Honestly, your trix placement is known more by the fish, instead.
===Wolfpack Favorites===
I wouldn't say the left chest placement first belonged to this chandelier,
When Ripjaws shows up, even Ghostfreak feels fear,
Cause I'm R-I-P-J-A-W-S!
And I'll end any least favorite who isn't worth excrements!
Rock, bitch? I'm sharper than the average Galvan!
Go back to being hated, cause you're annoying like Alvin!
Hiss.Diamondhead, you're unsettling the scales.
Let's slice these faggots up with our claws, diamonds, and skulls!
Don't teach me about working together when you're a lizard on his own!
Your real name is overshadowed by the joke name that is more known!
Let me rebound: One of you is sea bound,
While the other is a clown who Vilgax punched into the ground!
===Wolfpack Least Favorites===
I've broken their companionship, like a new version of Hunted!
Rocks, we should make our raps and punches more blunted!
Ugh, Humungo, I don't mean to disrespect,
But you need to fill your fists with powers other than strength!
Oh, you don't wanna be in the path of an enraged Vaxasaurian.
I'll rampage right over you, the Force of a dinosaurian Alien!
Yo, where in the rap battle rules is it said
That the people on one team should fight one another instead?
Man, Upchuck, you're always most hated by the girls,
Why don't you listen to yourself then you won't have to eat your words!
Alright, I get it, you're gonna rap against the non-Murk,
Even though I'm named after the artist genius, Tom Perk!
So here's some rhymes from Gourmand Tongue, explosive like my stomach acid,
An Upchuck stomach's stronger than all your dicks, erect or flaccid!
==Polls==
<poll>
Which Group Won?
Wolfpack Favorites
Wolfpack Least Favorites
</poll>
<poll>
Which Individual Won?
Ripjaws
ChamAlien
Diamondhead
Humungousaur
Upchuck
Rocks
</poll>
==Trivia==
*Each alien parodies a single philosopher:
**Ripjaws parodies Nietzche.
**ChamAlien parodies Voltaire.
**Diamondhead parodies Socrates.
**Humungousaur parodies Lao Tzu.
**Upchuck parodies Confucious.
**Rocks parodies Sun Tzu.