妄想性詰問症 (Mousousei Kitsumon Shou)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
どうして同じことばかり頭の中を駆け巡るの？ 	doushite onaji koto bakari atama no naka o kakemeguru no? 	Why do the same things keep running around my head
わからない…何もかも全部、消去　消去　消去　消去 	wakaranai… nani mo kamo zenbu, shoukyo shoukyo shoukyo shoukyo 	I don't know…. Just delete, delete, delete, delete anything and everything;
不愉快の元はそのメール 	fuyukai no moto wa sono meeru 	The source of my upset is that message-
文脈がおかしいそのメール 	bunmyaku ga okashii sono meeru 	That message with its strange context.
核心は空になった、ゴミ箱に 	kakushin wa kara ni natta, gomibako ni 	Core turned hollow, into the trash bin
 	 	
SAY GET OUT! 	SAY GET OUT! 	SAY GET OUT!
身体は欲望の塊になり下がったみたいで 	karada wa yokubou no katamari ni narisagatta mitai de 	It's like your body’s degraded into a mass of desire
明らかに挙動不審だったわ 	akiraka ni kyodou fushin datta wa 	It’s clearly been suspicious behavior
最近のアンタは 	saikin no anta wa 	That you’ve been up to latelyOr simply “You’ve clearly been acting suspiciously lately” I tried to order the lines for the same effect it had in japanese you can change this back in lyrics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 	 	
いましがた抜き打ちチェック 	imashigata nukiuchi chekku 	Just now;or lit “moment ago” ...I couldn’t think of a not-awkward translation for it :/ a check without warning
メールもLINEも全部みせろよ、OK? 	meeru mo LINE mo zenbu misero yo, OK? 	Show me your messages, your LINE, all of them too, OK?
ほら、パスワードを外しなって 	hora, pasuwaado o hazushi na tte 	Come on, take off your passwords
ああああああああああああああ 	aaaaaaaaaaaaaa 	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
…なにしてんだろ 	…nani shite ndaro 	...what am (I/you?) doing
 	 	
本当はただ、仲良くしたいだけです 	hontou wa tada, nakayoku shitai dake desu 	In truth… I just want us to get along
その為には今すぐケータイをみせろよ 	sono tame ni wa ima sugu keetai o misero yo 	For that reason show me your phone right now
 	 	
キミを全て知りたいな 	kimi o subete shiritai na 	I wanna know your everything
全てを把握しておきたいんだ 	subete o haaku shite okitain da 	I wanna “get” everything
コソコソされると癪なんだ 	kosokoso sareru to shaku nanda 	Having people sneak around on me, really peeves me offsneak around on me aka passive form of “do sneaky”
アイタタタタタタタタタタ 	aitatatatatatatatatata 	ow-ow-ow-ow-ouch
「理性がなかった」と言えば許されると思ってるあたりが 	"risei ga nakatta" to ieba yurusareru to omotteru atari ga 	Thinking you’ll be forgiven if you say “there was no reason”?;
諸悪の根源なんですね 	shoaku no kongen nan desu ne 	That prediction is the very root of evillightly paraphrased so I wouldn’t end up jamming prediction/guess + thinking together
アイタタタタタタ 	aitatatatatata 	ow-ow-ouch
メールが胃に刺さる 	meeru ga i ni sasaru 	The message sticks into my stomach
 	 	
SAY HELLO! 	SAY HELLO! 	SAY HELLO!
偽笑顔　その日から着メロがバイブになりかわって 	nise egao sono hi kara chakumero ga baibu ni narikawatte 	A fake smile, since that day my ringtone turned into a vibrationprobably implying… phone vibrate settings and all
まさに冷戦状態ね、って、嗚呼… 	masani reisen joutai ne, tte, aa… 	This is just about a cold war situation, Aah
全然ワラエナイ 	zenzen waraenai 	I can’t even make a joke about itliterally “I can’t even laugh at all”
 	 	
いましがた赤丸チェック 	imashigata akamaru chekku 	Just now; a red circle checkI assume red circle refers to like… marking a test? And circling mistakes
今日の明け方一度ログインしてんの 	kyou no akegata ichido roguin shiten no 	Logging in once at dawn today, huh?
ほら、空いた口から漏れちゃってる、自己顕示欲 	hora, aita kuchi kara morechatteru, jiko kenji yoku 	Come on, they’re leaking out from your gaped mouth, your cravings for the limelight自己顕示欲 is “person who craves the limelight”
 	 	
「友達以上、恋人未満なんだよ」 	"tomodachi ijou, koibito miman nanda yo" 	“We’re more than friends, less than lovers”
お似合いですね　ご都合主義の、ニヒリズム 	oniai desu ne gotsugoushugi no, nihirizumu 	So well matching, that opportunistic, nihilism
 	 	
世界を全て知りたいな 	sekai o subete shiritai na 	I wanna know the world’s everything
全てを把握しておきたいから 	subete o haaku shite okitai kara 	I wanna “get” everything so
死角があるのが許せない 	shikaku ga aru no ga yurusenai 	I can’t forgive places with any blind spots
イヤイヤイヤイヤ 	iya iya iya iya 	No no no no
「不正はなかった」と言えば信用されると思ってますか？ 	"fusei wa nakatta" to ieba shinyou sareru to omottemasu ka? 	You really think you’ll be believed if you say “there wasn’t any dishonesty不正 (dishonesty) can mean a lot of different things; unfairness, injustice, irregularity… since this is about, well suspicion and trust I think dishonesty fits best”
疾しいメールはどこいった？ 	yamashii meeru wa doko itta? 	Where did that guilty message go?
ドウシテドウシテドウシテドウシテ 	doushite doushite doushite doushite 	Why why why why
削除したんです？ 	sakujo shitan desu? 	Did you delete it?
 	 	
受信後、読んだら　即、ゴミ箱 	jushin go, yondara soku, gomibako 	‘After getting it, once I read it, immediately it goes into the trash bin
送信フォルダも見落としがないようにしましょう 	soushin foruda mo miotoshi ga nai you ni shimashou 	And let’s make sure not to overlook the sending folder too...
サルベージできないレベルに削除 	sarubeeji dekinai reberu ni sakujo 	Deleting it to an un-salvageable level
最後はゴミ箱を空に 	saigo wa gomibako o kara ni 	And finally emptying out the trash bin-’
 	 	
どうしておんなじことばかり何度も何度もいわせるの？ 	doushite onnaji koto bakari nando mo nando mo iwaseru no? 	Why do you keep on making me say the same things over and over
わからない…今、もう一度、消去　消去　消去　消去 	wakaranai… ima, mou ichido, shoukyo shoukyo shoukyo shoukyo 	I don't know, now one more time, delete, delete, delete, delete
 	 	
頭をリセットしたいんです 	atama o risetto shitain desu 	I want to reset my brain
アノ頃を取り戻したいんです 	ano koro o torimodoshitai ndesu 	I want to get back ‘those days’those days is lit. “that time”, changed for clarification/more natural rough term equivalent in english
アナタの中でワタシが消去　消去　消去　ショウキョ 	anata no naka de watashi ga shoukyo shoukyo shoukyo shoukyo 	I, inside of you- delete delete delete /delete/
二人の約束は世界の速さに追いて行くことが出来ず 	futari no yakusoku wa sekai no hayasa ni oite iku koto ga dekizu	Our promiseour promise is literally “the two’s promise”, changed bc grammar, without being able to follow the speed of the world
Net-宇宙-の藻屑と成り果てました。 	Net -uchuu- no mokuzu to narihate mashita. 	Was reduced to nothing but scraps of seaweedscraps of seaweed is a metaphor for dying at sea (though I think the english still carries that implication) in the net -universe-
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*MIKU-Pack 04 Song Collection "恋するケータイ"
*ワン★オポ！ THE BEST OF BEST!! (Wan★Opo! THE BEST OF BEST!!) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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