Her Real Name isn't Lila

Her Real Name isn't Lila is a flamenco style song from Machete the Macabre. It is sung by Machete Bender and Lila Jones's entourage in an attempt to list all the bad things about Lila after Machete had left a video message for Cailaca on his laptop.
== Lyrics ==
Machete: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!
Lila: That's me!
Machete: Who's behavior on the park always makes me hurl!
Lila: What?!
Machete: She's a nasty fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage her job would be toast!
Entourage: Ole!
Lila: Ole! Hey.....
Machete:
 She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't
 stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the
 can!
Entourage:Ole!
Lila: I eat a lot of fiber!
Machete: 
She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size 
eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost 
weight!
Entourage: Ole!
Machete: She's not the gal you think she is,
 so let me tell you, plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes,
 and her real name isn't Lila!
Entourage: Ole!
Machete: She's a
 phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Lila! She 
steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Lila! It's Mildred!
Entourage: Ole!
== Trivia ==
* In this song, Machete performs a Spanish folk dance known as the "Flamenco".
* Machete's friends provide the instrumentation for this song and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally except for Manny Santos, who is still playing the tambourine in My Fair Manny.
** Carlos is playing a bandurria, Nina is playing a violin, and Justin is playing an guitar.
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