Lifetime (TV network) Schedule May 24, 2004

8:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	S2 E24 - A Tale Of Two Pants - Part 2	Susan copes with condemnation after a congressman publically denounces her. Penniless Vicki needs to plan a cheap wedding. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
8:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	S2 E24 - A Tale Of Two Pants - Part 2	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	"Half an Air Bubble Off" 	While the women are being driven crazy by an eccentric client with bizarre decorating requests, feisty Bernice Clifton announces she is entering a beauty contest for senior citizens and needs their advice and sponsorship. Starring: Delta Burke, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Alice Ghostley, Elloitt Reid   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	"Half an Air Bubble Off" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	02x21 - Dorothy's Prized Pupil 	Dorothy becomes very excited and proud when Mario, a Latin boy she is tutoring, wins first place in a local writing contest for a story he wrote about his life in America. After the newspaper runs a story on Mario, the Immigration and Naturalization Service suspects Mario is in the country illegally and eventually makes him leave. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	02x21 - Dorothy's Prized Pupil 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S3 E14 - Fashion Show 	Maxwell hires Fran to design costumes for a charity benefit. Todd Oldham guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Todd Oldham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S3 E14 - Fashion Show 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	"It's a Miserable Life" 	Rose is unable to control her anger when her neighbor, Mrs. Claxton, refuses to help save an old oak tree on their street. She tells Mrs. Claxton to drop dead and is completely shocked when she does. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	"It's a Miserable Life" 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Where's Fran? 	Maxwell's insults cause Fran to quit. Rachel Chagall, Roger Clinton, and Ann Guilbert guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Roger Clinton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E15 - Where's Fran? 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		Laverne & Shirley 	"Born Too Late" (N) 	Lenny and Squiggy fantasize about what life would be like if it were a silent movie. Starring: Cindy Williams, Ed Marinaro, Penny Marshall, David L. Lander, Michael McKean, Eddie Mekka, Phil Foster, Betty Garrett, Leslie Easterbrook, Sara Kennedy   [CC] [TV-G NONE]
11:00 am		Laverne & Shirley 	"Born Too Late" (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"Big Daddy's Little Lady" 	Blanche's new stepmother is young enough to be her daughter. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, David Wayne   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"Big Daddy's Little Lady" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Featured Stories: Bad Dad - When Nancy Hyer decided to give a friend a ride home, she had no idea that she was walking into a nightmare; Taunting Bank Robber; Hansen Twin Murder.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Providence 	"Pilot" (N) 	A life crisis prompts a cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Sydney Hansen, to leave Los Angeles and return to her hometown to care for her father and siblings. Starring: Mike Farrell, Seth Peterson, Paula Cale, Melina Kanakaredes, Leslie Silva, Concetta Tomei   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
1:00 pm 		Providence 	"Pilot" (N) 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Murder in My Mind 	 	In desperate pursuit of an elusive serial killer, an FBI agent undergoes a risky memory transplant in order to assume the last victim's personality and relive her final hours. Starring: Peter Coyote, Stacy Keach, Nicolette Sheridan   [CC] [TV-14 DSV]
2:00 pm 		Murder in My Mind 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Any Day Now 	"Eyes Wide Open" 	Present: In order to rekindle their relationship, M.E. and Colliar go on a date, but it turns into a double date with one of Colliar's potential business clients and his wife, and gets a bit strange. Rene pursues a famous singer she's had a crush on, who is in town. Past: M.E. and Rene try to bury a scary doll that was left to M.E. by her aunt. Starring: Annie Potts, Lorraine Toussaint, Mae Middleton, Shari Dyon Perry, Chris Mulkey   [CC] [TV-14 D]
4:00 pm 		Any Day Now 	"Eyes Wide Open" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	"Intensive Care" 	A heated argument between Andy and her husband alters their relationship forever when he strikes her. When Andy tries to brush it under the rug, Lu helps Andy to see that it's not something that should be easily dismissed or forgiven. As Lu's relationship with Miguel blossoms, she wonders whether she is emotionally ready for real intimacy one year after the trauma of her rape. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot, Janine Turner   [CC] [TV-PG DLV]
5:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	"Intensive Care" 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 20 • “Adult Education” 	Blanche's psychology teacher tells her that the only way she can pass his class is to do extra credit work in the privacy of his home. With support from the other ladies and intensive all-night studying, she manages to pass the class without losing her dignity. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 20 • “Adult Education” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 21 • “The Flu” 	Rose, Dorothy and Blanche fight the flu as Sophia plays nursemaid. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 21 • “The Flu” 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		The Nanny 	01x18 - Sunday in the Park with Fran 	Grace and the son of prominent theatre critic Frank Bradley get in a fight during a trip to the park, and, to break it up, Fran bops the boy with a baguette--which could mean curtains for Maxwell's newest Broadway play. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Eric Braeden, Miko Hughes   [CC] [TV-PG D]
7:00 pm 		The Nanny 	01x18 - Sunday in the Park with Fran 	
 		 	 	
7:30 pm 		The Nanny 	The Gym Teacher 	Fran's nightmare high school gym teacher has a new job -- as Maggie's instructor -- and Fran goes back to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Joseph Bologna, Rita Moreno, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
7:30 pm 		The Nanny 	The Gym Teacher 	
 		 	 	
8:00 pm 		Providence 	"You Bet Your Life" (N) 	Sydney helps a stripper personally and medically despite the boyfriend's wishes, while her brother Robbie dabbles in gambling. Nikita Ager, Richard Danielson, and Joe Flanigan guest star. Starring: Mike Farrell, Seth Peterson, Paula Cale, Melina Kanakaredes, Leslie Silva, Concetta Tomei, Joe Flanigan, Nikita Ager, Richard Danielson   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 pm 		Providence 	"You Bet Your Life" (N) 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Chasing Secrets (N)	 	A young girl and her mother living in a rural Southern community suffer at the hands of her abusive father. She ends up finding love and protection in the home of an older African-American couple. Starring: Crystal Bernard, Madeline Zima, Della Reese, Ossie Davis, Ron White, Yvonne Zima   [CC] [TV-14 L]
9:00 pm 		Chasing Secrets (N)	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 154 • Beauty and the Beast 	When Sophia sprains both ankles, she needs help with her daily activities, but Dorothy is busy with a conference and Blanche has her seven-year-old granddaughter visiting, so Dorothy hires Nurse Defarge from Shady Pines to help out. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 154 • Beauty and the Beast 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 155 • That’s For Me to Know 	Dorothy is organizing a family history for the grandkids. As she rummages through family memorabilia, she comes across a locked box that belongs to Sophia. Sophia firmly tells Dorothy to stay away from the box, but curiosity gets the best of her and she opens it -- only to find a wedding picture of her mother with a man that is not her father. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 155 • That’s For Me to Know 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S5 E22 - The Wedding Part 1 	Superstition threatens to derail Fran and Maxwell's wedding. Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Chris Hogan, Renee Taylor, and Sophie Ward guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Chris Hogan, Sophie Ward   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S5 E22 - The Wedding Part 1 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S5 E23 - The Wedding Part 2 	Superstition threatens to derail Fran and Maxwell's wedding. Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Chris Hogan, Renee Taylor, and Sophie Ward guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Chris Hogan, Sophie Ward   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S5 E23 - The Wedding Part 2 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Mad About You 	S1 E5 - Paul In The Family 	Paul feels like the odd man out when Jamie's exceedingly picky parents come to visit. And while her handy dad shows mechanically challenged Paul how to remove a hair clog from the plumbing, Jamie shudders every time her parents question her choices. Starring: Anne Ramsay, Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, Paul Dooley, Nancy Dussault   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 am 		Mad About You 	S1 E5 - Paul In The Family 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		Mad About You 	S1 E6 - I'm Just So Happy For You 	Paul and Jamie both anxiously await the results of professional projects that could further their respective careers. For him, it's a TV documentary he directed, for her it's a ludicrous public relations proposal. But when Jamie lands her account and Paul's film is rejected by a TV network, he struggles to put on a happy face during her raucous celebratory party. Starring: Anne Ramsay, Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, Richard Kind, Leila Kenzle, John Pankow, Art Evans, Spencer Klein, Phil Leeds   [CC] [TV-PG L]
1:30 am 		Mad About You 	S1 E6 - I'm Just So Happy For You 	
 		 	 	
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	1x08 Beauty and the Beasty Boy 	Susan loses her inhibitions at a rock music club. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell, David Lee Smith   [CC] [TV-PG D]
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	1x08 Beauty and the Beasty Boy