Hey Don't Look At Me I'm Not The One Flying Around In Han Solo's Ship

== Han Solo Your Reading This Right ? ? This Is Your Email Terminal Right ? ? ==
== The Russian UAZ That Has Spaceflight Capability ==
PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE YOUR EMAIL TERMINAL ! ! There's A New Complication In Star Wars Format Millennium Falcon Is Big Ship And We Don't Have Enough UAZ 469s To Account For This Complication That Conventional Stock Shielding On These 469s Are Not Capable of Surviving A Direct Hit From That Ship's Main Gun
Joseph Seed Never Did Believe I Could Take Care of Myself However It Takes A Terrorist To Defeat Another Terrorist I'm Not Gonna Stop At The American Flag I'm Gonna Burn American Flag That Ever Called Itself American Hey Lara Remember That Turkish Guide From Syria I Made You Promise That I Intended To Keep 
== of Course I Could Not Keep Up With Lara I'm A Fatass With A Beard ==
It's Gonna Take More Then An Attack Helicopter To Stop Me Because I Am Goddamn Global Fixing That UAZ In Syria Was Not Easy I Had No Idea She Was Looking For The Deathless Tomb She Expected Me To Tell Trinity Accurate Information I Just Told Them What They Wanted To Know Most People Who Got Shot Directly Like I Did Don't Usually Recover From That However My Universal Charger Does A Lot More Then Charge Electronic Equipment 
== My UAZ Can't Explode Because It Don't Have A Combustion Engine ==
My UAZ Uses A Different Propulsion System Driven By Honey And Fluid Power Repairing That Configuration Was Easy It Was Just A Matter of Gathering The Raw Resources For The Omni-Tool To Assemble The Parts The Pump Is What Exploded And I'm Trying Figure Out Why There's No Combustion Engine And That Pump Is Only Powered By A Dynamo Which Is Rotated By The Screw Pump When Fluid Is Injected Through It The Dynamo And The Drive Shaft Are Both Rotated By The Fluid Power Generated By The Pump So If The Pump Exploded It Had Something To Do With Firmware And The Explosion Would've Been From The Rear of The Vehicle As All The Vehicle's Drive Wheels Are Powered By The Pump It's A Shame Too Because I Replaced The Canvas Roof With The Hard Top And I Had To Replace The Canvas Roof Because of The Vehicle's Appearance Potentially Being Recognized By Lara In Hope County And As For North America Well It's Called Panem Now Get Over It Joseph Your Just As Much Infidel As I Was In Syria