Cocabola

thumb|220px|COCABOLA!!!!!!
Cocabola is one of the few epic religions. It originated when a grandpa (with the same name) made up a word and make it his new catchphrase. He started shouting it out in public. Then he noticed he was not doing too good and he was gonna be arrested for disturbance of the peace, being a known Lean hater, and for being an old fart. So he signed up for a concert and sang an epic song about Cocabola. Everyone thought it was a big hit and people started worshiping Cocabola.
People started remixing his epic song and it became a official religion in the book of religion. Even MORE people started worshiping it after that. Only remixes and special effects versions exist on the internet cause everyone was so amazed by the concert they forgot to record it. The only people who hate it are the grouches that live in Grouchland. People like it, but don't worship it because the music is too mesmerizing.
The religion does not have that much of a central god, the people who follow it just run around and sing the cocabola theme whilst dancing in funny robes that look like Grandpa Cocabola's vest. Unfortunately, the only copy of the concert seems to have been removed from YouTube, so now the Cocaboliers are forgetting how the song goes as each day passes, kinda like actual senile old men. They need to eat Chewy Chews to be honest.
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