Labyrinth Afterlife/transcript

Previous Episode: The Last Resort
==Transcript==
Episode Aired: May 12, 2001
Episode Copyrighted: 2001
This episode is rated TV-PG-L.
The 4 survivors were walking in the desert at nighttime, then, the Monster came back and they were running, then, Clyde came.
Yellow Triangle: You idiot, I'm gonna kill you!
Clyde McBride: Nope, because I have a visitor for you! It's Plankton!
Lori Loud: Clyde?
Plankton: Hi Lori!
Lori Loud: Plankton, I found you were dead!
Plankton: Well, I was brought back alive by Roblox!
Clyde got out his laser gun.
Clyde McBride: FREEZE!
Yellow Triangle: Clyde, don't do this!
Clyde McBride: I can do whatever I want to!
Yellow Triangle: That's it, I'm going to kill you!
Clyde McBride: No.
Pearl Krabs: Yellow Triangle! No!
Clyde McBride: Yellow Triangle, you are now going to explode all over your body right now.
Yellow Triangle: NOOO!!!! I HOPE ONE DAY YOU WILL!
Clyde McBride: *shoots Yellow Triangle with my laser gun*
Yellow Triangle: *my body explodes*
Pearl Krabs and Lola Loud: NOOO!!!!!!!!!! STUPID CLYDE!!!!!
Lori Loud: *sobs* Why?
Clyde McBride: Good bye. *disappears*
Time card reading "5 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 5 hours later.
Roblox got a call from Clyde.
Clyde McBride: I killed Yellow's arch enemy Yellow Triangle.
Roblox: Good, he needs to be dead for once and for all. Now, your last mission, kill those villains.
Clyde McBride: Yes.
Time card reading "7 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 7 hours later.
Screen cuts to Vanzilla interior.
Lola Loud: This is all Clyde's fault! The protocol didn’t work!
Lana Loud: Now Linc went missing. Only because Clyde killed Yellow Triangle.
Lisa Loud: I agree. It is rather pointless to fight over such mundane things. I know that Lincoln’s intervention will cause the protocol to worsen, still it was admittedly an outstanding failure on my part. It didn’t stop until we found out that Lincoln’s gone.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, well maybe he should have butt out but no... He decided to join in and look what happened.
Luna Loud: Dudes, don’t you get it. He went away because of this. He’s probably tired of all this senseless fighting. He just wants to Break Free but now he went Against All Odds.
Luan Loud: That’s just baloney, Lunes. He’s just overreacting this.
Lori Loud: *groans* Yeah, Clyde's an idiot.
Leni Loud: Stop it!! You guys are just making it worse. He did it. He killed Yellow Triangle. Yellow Triangle is Yellow's arch enemy and Linky's gone. I really miss him. *sobs* I want him home.
Lucy Loud: Sigh, I wish I could take everything back. Oh, brother. Where art thou? I miss your smile, your light in my dark door. You’re the only one who understands me and vanished. If I can take it all back, that is my wish. Oh brother, where art thou? "I sensed something. Could it be? He’s home but what are the butterflies surrounding him? One is black and the rest are golden. Who is this man that stands with him? Oh great-grandma, please help me."
They were able to stop the fight before they reached their garage.
Lori Loud: *honks the car horn*
Lori and the rest of the sisters *except Lily* unloaded Vanzilla to enter the house and bring forth terrible news. The Loud patriarch approached the door and let the girls enter the living room where they all sat on the couch.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Any luck?
Lori Loud: No, dad. We literally searched everywhere! No sign of him.
Rita Loud: Even in the new tower?
Lisa Loud: Even if I go to that place. The possibility of Lincoln even there is low. Not only that but the tower is said to be closed off, no one can ever enter.
Luna Loud: Yeah dude. Why would a tower be standing there in the first place. *grabs the remote and opened the TV to a news channel*
Katherine Mulligan: *on TV* This is Katherine Mulligan live as the tower that appeared seemed to finally sank down to the bottom of the lake.
Luan Loud: Heh, no wonder the drive recently was “shaky”. The ground was “rocking”. *Laugh* Get it?
Luna Loud: Luan, someday I’ll shove my ax to your face.
Lola Loud: Ugh, at least Yellow Triangle's dead. I'd never do this for Lincoln.
Sandy Cheeks: Quiet you guys.
Katherine Mulligan: *on TV* According to reports the tower suddenly caused a mild earthquake after its 3 day arrival and it looks to me that when the tower sank, a beam of light burst through the tip of the tower. Hold on, we got something… It appears that 2 boys appeared from the lake shore not long after the tower sank down. One of the boys appeared to be the missing Loud son, Lincoln Loud. The other is a blond, good-looking man that appears to wear green attire and a hat carrying a rod of sorts. Not long after their appearance, a flash of light gazed through as the 2 boys disappeared along with the bags they were carrying. That’s all for today, this is Katherine Mulligan reporting.
Lisa Loud: This is impossible. Even If it is him, how could we miss him? And also that was molecular deconstruction and teleportation. I abandoned the idea long ago.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well whatever that was, Lincoln is there and gone again. It will be hard to find him now.
Time card reading "2 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 2 hours later.
Destroyerman was mad at Lori, Lola and Pearl Krabs.
Destroyerman: Girls, you idiots!
Lori Loud: Destroyerman?
Destroyerman: Do you see what happened back there? Clyde killed Yellow Triangle!
Lori Loud: Destroyerman, calm down. What the hell happened?
Destroyerman: No, stupid! I am going to do something I shouldn't do since SpongeBob jumped over the portal and destroyed the portal! I'm going to abduct Lori from The Loud House!
Lori Loud: YOU TWERP!
Destroyerman: *disappears*
Pearl Krabs: We need to find Lincoln!
Lori Loud: Good idea, we need him back.
Time card reading "4 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 4 hours later.
A dark hallway is lit with wall torches when 2 figures are seen running. They were Lincoln and Ashley running screaming in horror from a rolling boulder. It’s like they are trapped in a dungeon. They are indeed in a dungeon.
Builderman: Who is this person?
Roblox: It's him. Lincoln.
Ashley Roberts: Be careful of the steps, Lincoln. These places have tight security.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley! This is dangerous!
He sees the edge and another edge with a tunnel.
Lincoln Loud: On my mark, get ready to jump!
The close up to the edge of the tunnel.
Lincoln Loud: JUMP!!
They jumped high enough to reach the other side and the boulder stopped while enclosing the first tunnel.
Ashley Roberts: Phew, that was close, any second and we’re goners.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. *looks at the reader* Hey, been a while. It’s been 2 or 3 days since I met and joined Ashley on this quest. I can’t believe it until now. So, how did it come to this? Well, let me give a little recap but I accidentally pulled the wrong torch and rushed away from the trap.
Ashley Roberts: This is the last trial before we get to the Main Room. Ready?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, dragon-y design, sign, and set-up floor setting, I think I know where this is going. Sure, let’s do this.
A sign in Torran language "Ancient Aramic or Hebrew" is placed at the entrance of the dragon mouth.
Ashley Roberts: I’ll read the sign. It says “Dance in the tongue of the fire dragon and the door reveals itself.” I guess we have to move as if we are dancing to dodge.
Lincoln Loud: Dodge what?
A flame pillar erupted.
Lincoln Loud: Oh.
Ashley Roberts: Let’s move!
Lincoln and Ashley stepped quickly onto the higher stone tiles and maneuvered swiftly to avoid incoming eruptions. They stopped by a statue of a dragon with an open mouth. Ashley put her hand into the stone hand and within it, pulled a lever that stopped the eruptions and opened a door. The one that leads to the final room: The Main Room.
Ashley Roberts: This is it, Lincoln. The Main Room door. To open it, we must put our hands into that hand-shaped hole.
Lincoln Loud: *looks sternly* Look at that, two right hands. It means that it really needs two people to open it.
They placed their hands into the hole.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: OPEN SESAME!!
The Eight-Pointed Star at the door glowed as the door opened. The room is filled with jewelry, gold, and weapons that look luxurious. Bright and shining everywhere while the center is a pyramid staircase. At the top is a dagger and its sheath pierced on the top-point.
Lincoln Loud: Wow!! Words cannot describe this! You really are pretending to be a hobo, aren’t you?
Ashley Roberts: The expression hurts but yes, there is more to me than meets the eye. Now come, I want you to meet somebody.
Lincoln Loud: Who?
They reached the top of the staircase and Ashley touched the dagger. A “magical” energy made the dagger glow as a being manifested itself. A blue giant noob!
Blue Giant Noob: I am a noob! The 7th Djinn and master of this dungeon. *looks at Ashley* Ashley, I see you are as mysterious as always.
Ashley Roberts: You thought, nothing changed. *looks at the surprised Lincoln* By the way, Lincoln, this is Blue Giant Noob. He is the master of this place. *looks at Blue Giant Noob* Blue Giant Noob, this is Lincoln. He’s my friend.
Blue Giant Noob: A boy? Surely you jest, Ashley. Is he worthy of a candidacy?
Lincoln Loud: Whoa.... What are you, sir Blue Giant Noob?
Blue Giant Noob: I am a Djinn that resided here, in this dungeon. As a master of it, I can change the difficulty of the trials here. I am the Spirit of Politeness and Austerity. You boy, what makes you a worthy King’s Noob?
Lincoln Loud: Me, a king? No, no, no, I’m just a boy who liked the adventure. And you say you are the giant noob, as in a Genie of sorts? Which means….. Do I get my 3 wishes?
Blue Giant Noob: Curious eh, well to answer that. It’s a no, I only grant 1 wish. Why? Because most humans will just wish power Power and Fortune which are already here when you conquered this dungeon. You, though, have one last test of worth left.
Lincoln Loud: What? More tests? Geez, old timer. You really need to get a time-out.
Blue Giant Noob: Silence, boy. Here is your question: “You came to your companion that has everything you needed yet it is magically locked from your grasp. The only way to acquire something is to say the magic word. What is it?” Ashley will not assist you on this one.
Lincoln Loud: Hmmmmm....
Time card reading "5 Minutes Later"
French Narrator: 5 minutes later.
Lincoln Loud: I got it. “Please”. As in: May I “please” inquire something from you?
Blue Giant Noob: *surprised* I see. Many have tried and most had failed due to their desires that are too much to handle. But a simple act of politeness will show the worth of a being. You passed the test. Tell me, if you are to be bestowed with great wealth and power then what will you use it for?
Lincoln Loud: Simple, to have a great adventure and help those who need me. Especially my loved ones. *looks at the ceiling* Like how much I loved to help my sisters solve the problems without the violence.
Blue Giant Noob: Very well, Everything here in my treasure room is yours, including this. *gives the dagger to Lincoln* This is my vessel and in it great power. My magoi, my spirit, my power, they are now yours to use. I will dwell and be with you always. *disappears*
As his trace entered the dagger and marked it with an 8-pointed star.
Ashley Roberts: Congratulations, Lincoln. You are now officially my friend. I, Ashley, are now friends and assistance. I will be with you always.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Ashley, you said there are more out there? How about we go on to our next adventure when we get out of here?
Ashley Roberts: Whatever your wish, I will be with you.
A golden 8-pointed star glows at their feet as they are teleported along with the bags of the treasure. Lincoln now the Sword of Amon where the giant noob lies. From that, they were able to exit the tower safely as the tower sank down the lake and disappeared without a trace. Lincoln looked around as he saw a circle of crowd surrounding both him and the noobs.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley, teleport us back to my house.
Ashley Roberts: Sure, picture the house and then I’ll recollect the memory so that we could teleport without problem.
Ashley cast the spell and with that, they are gone.
Katherine Mulligan: It has been 3 days since the appearance of a mysterious tower in this lake occurred with the recent earthquake. Scientists may have found them as ancient ruins of an old civilization that could support historical theories. The ruins are said to have Ancient text similar to Aramic or Arabic writings that are implanted on its walls. In other news, The heroes are on the hunt as their sole son or brother: Lincoln Loud went missing. It was said that the boy went missing the same day as the tower was erected. Could it be a coincidence? This is Katherine Mulligan reporting.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Blast it, no sign of him. Honey. I should have been a better father and set this right before it could escalate.
Rita Loud: *sobs* I really miss my baby boy. I’m a failure of a mother. *cries*
Lynn Loud Sr.: I hope the girls find him. No, they’ll find him. They had Vanzilla on their side. If Lincoln finds it, he knows what to do. I’m counting on you guys.
Time card reading "6 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 6 hours later.
The last 3 survivors Lola, Pearl and Lori were finding Lincoln.
Patrick Star: Hello?
Lola Loud: Patrick, guess what, Lincoln is found and his friend took him somewhere.
Patrick Star: Thank you.
Lola Loud: Guys, SpongeBob has been found.
Pearl Krabs: Where?
Lola Loud: Outside Master Lox's lair.
Lori Loud: Well, let's go.
Lola Loud: Wait, we can't, because we are the last survivors on Planet Earth, so we need 2 more survivors.
Pearl Krabs: Ok.
Time card reading "5 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 5 hours later.
Master Lox and Plankton found out that Yellow Triangle had been killed.
Plankton: He's dead.
Lord Master Lox: Now Plankton, we are going to destroy the heroes.
Plankton: Let's do this.
Time card reading "2 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 2 hours later.
Squidward Tentacles: *breaks the fourth wall* Stupid time cards. Can we just move on?
French Narrator: Sorry. *clears throat* Moving on.
Loud House Attic.
Ashley and Lincoln are able to teleport themselves to safety. Somewhere in the attic, a bright light flashed and flickered while revealing a boy and a girl that were able to get away from the scene.
Lincoln Loud: The attic? I guess I imagined this place so we we could stay out of sights first.
Ashley Roberts: This is perfect. A secluded, dark place is good enough for me. At least, it is quiet and comfy for me to stay.
Lincoln Loud: Ah right, you need a place to stay so you wouldn’t stand out as a hobo. *looks at the readers* Well guys that was our first dungeon. If you guys need an explanation, I’ll ask him about it.
Ashley and Lincoln thanked the reverend pastor before taking their leave to the nearby Chinese temple. There they met the guru and trained Lincoln body, soul and spirit. Mind focused and unconquerable, it seemed that evil cannot enter. Martial arts, patience and weak points of the body are all concepts. After that, they left and offered salad to him as thanks. They teleported to the attic again and took one of the bags of treasure to teleport them to Clyde’s place.
Ashley Roberts: This place is your friend’s right? Why are we here and carrying one bag?
Lincoln Loud: You’ll see. *press the doorbell then the door opens*
Clyde McBride: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Clyde, is that you?
Clyde McBride: Where have you been? It’s been days since you went missing and I killed Yellow Triangle.
Lincoln Loud: You did?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, Lincoln. Clyde did it. He killed Yellow's arch enemy.
Lincoln and Ashley explained everything but believed only some of it. He is surprised however by the treasures that Lincoln offered him. He wants to know if they are genuine but he can be sure that they are priceless antiques. After that, Lincoln decided to leave the treasures to Clyde and Ashley joined him. They are going home.
Ashley Roberts: Did you really have to tell them everything?
Lincoln Loud: Not everything, I said that I met a Genie and used all 3 wishes. I didn’t say that the Genie is with me, or well, inside this dagger. He did believe the entire tower thing since it was in breaking news. Clyde said that it has been days since I was gone so I guess the Fight Protocol stopped and decided to search for me. That is why we are going home. Or more precisely, I’m going home.
Ashley Roberts: What do you mean?
Lincoln Loud: Ashley, I want you to hide in the attic, teleport and stay there. While my family is distracted, get yourself comfortable.
Ashley used a teleport spell while Lincoln walked until she reached the Loud residence. 1216 Franklin Ave., RW, Michigan. Lincoln knocked on the door when he noticed that Vanzilla hadn't returned yet. The door opens with Rita and Lily at the doorstep.
Rita Loud: Lincoln *sniffs* is that you?
Lincoln Loud: Hey mom. Sorry I went away. I was just frustrated by the girl's actions. Can you forgive me?
Rita Loud: *hugs Linc* Of course I forgive you. I’m the one who should be sorry. I should have been a role model and prevented this.
Lily Loud: Winky!
Lincoln Loud: I miss you too, Lily-bug.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *walks out the kitchen* Honey, the girls texted. They said they’ll be ho…… Lincoln!? My goodness, it is you!
The dad hugs the son.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Where have you been? We were worried sick. I even have to cancel work and have the girls look for you.
Lincoln Loud: *sighs* It's a long story.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well, doesn’t matter anymore. I have the girls searching for you as punishment for their unruly behavior. You must be famished, here I prepared some Lynn-sagna.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks dad but I have to introduce you to someone. And he’s here.
Ashley went down and introduced himself to the Loud parents.
Ashley Roberts: Greetings, my name is Ashley. I’m the one who helped Lincoln when he ran off.
Rita Loud: Well you have our thanks for bringing our boy home.
Lily Loud: Ashwey!! *giggles*
Gary the Snail: Meow.
Ashley Roberts: Aw, you look so adorable.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Please consider our hospitality as our token of gratitude.
Ashley Roberts: Speaking of hospitality, please let me stay here for I have nowhere to go. I promise that I’ll pay you. Any places that I can be alone like the attic or basement will do fine.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You have no place to stay?
Ashley Roberts: Well I have a place. A nearby chapel was just recently fixed and the pastor there let me stay. But I don’t feel good about overstaying my welcome so I packed up and prepared to travel again. You see, I’m a wanderer and one of those NPA’s "No Permanent Address."
Rita Loud: Honey, are you ok with this?
Lynn Loud Sr.: I don’t know actually. No offense, but I don’t trust you but you did bring my son back so a few nights will be alright. But if I do judge your character to be the most appropriate then we’ll let you stay for more months if needed.
Ashley Roberts: Thank you so much. I promise I will do my best here. And don’t worry, I will be on my best behavior even if I will not overstay my welcome here.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *hears a car horn* Looks like they’re here.
Ashley Roberts: Wait, also another note. Please don’t tell the ones that are not present here about me.
Lincoln Loud: Why’s that?
Ashley Roberts: They might think that I’m a weirdo or stranger. It’s best if they know if I am willing to let them know. But not now, it isn’t a good time.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Deal, so hide yourself. Lincoln, join your friend for a while. I’ll keep the girls busy.
The last 3 survivors were still waking in the middle of the desert, until the Robloxian Army.
Robloxian Armies: FREEZE!
Lori Loud: No, I'm going to save him! *runs*
Robloxian Army #1: Save who? You can't save no one!
Destroyerman and Karen came out of the van.
Robloxian Armies: Hello there, we meet again.
Karen Plankton: Hello.
Pearl Krabs: Karen? I thought you were....
Karen Plankton: Shut up, whale.
Lola Loud: Oh my god, don't tell me you are with Destroyerman!
Destroyerman: No more questions, Karen. Destroy them.
So Karen decides to destroy them and take them to a secret government building.
Later, The 3 last survivors Lori, Pearl and Lola were in the government building and they saw The Monster and Clyde.
Lola Loud: What do you want for us Clyde?
Clyde McBride: I heard the news that SpongeBob came out of the portal and now he's in a hospital recovering from his injuries.
Lori Loud: Really?
Clyde McBride: Yes Mulder.
Pearl Krabs: That's good.
Destroyerman: SHUT UP, PEARL.
Pearl Krabs: *kills Destroyerman*
The last 3 survivors decide to escape from the government building. Later, they were walking to the hospital and saw Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Lori, thank goodness you are alive.
Lori Loud: Right.
Lola Loud: So where is Lincoln?
Mr. Krabs: Lincoln is with Ashley.
Pearl Krabs: Can we see him by chance?
Mr. Krabs: Sure, let's go.
The 3 survivors and Mr. Krabs decides to see Lincoln and Ashley.
Roblox: I will see you soon, Lincoln.
Luna Loud: Lincoln. Is that you bro?
Lincoln Loud: Hey guys, I’m home.
All the heroes immediately hugged him and showered him with kisses while crying tears of joy
Squidward Tentacles: We're worried about you!
Lucy Loud: Oh brother, don’t ever go off again.
Lisa Loud: I’m not one for emotions but… let me cry for missing you for this once.
Leni Loud: Oh, little brother. I love you to be better sisters from now on.
Lincoln Loud: I love you too, Leni.
Lola Loud: What do you mean?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Isn’t that enough?
Lana Loud: Please big brother.
Lincoln Loud: There is nothing to be afraid of.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ok. Thanks Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: It’s no big deal. Afterall, I will never trade you for the world.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, time to go home.
Squidward Tentacles: Hooray! *laughs and leaves*
Ashley Roberts: Come on guys, let's play outside.
All except Clyde: *runs outside*
Clyde McBride: Hey, where did everybody go? Hello? Hello?
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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