Urscort Quest - Bearper

Bear-actor Select: Bearper
 YOU CHOSE BEARPER
(Bears will remember that.)
: LUL sup newbs.
: It’s time to bring the BG, the bear game, to the table!
: You got a letter, you got a bear, we got a Castlevania to go to find a count, the objective is simple: Get bear.
: There will be no non-bear mode, bear it and let’s venture forth!
 Urscort - Bearper 
Help Bearper deliver the letter for Dracul.
Letter delivered: 0/1
- Description -
Bearper has added you to the party!
This path of the urscort quest will have you, Bearper, and whoever else is tagging along traveling to Dracul’s castle to deliver a letter. While normally a fairly peaceful several days of travel, there’s bears involved this time, so you know nothing will be easy. Asking for the letter yourself so you can speed up the process is met with comments about “soulbound items” and any attempt to reason is met with the same answer. Literally the same, talking to them directly eventually just makes them repeat themselves.
Either way, this seems to just be your life now.
Some things to keep in mind while traveling with Bearper:
* - Bearper will always take the worst travel path pawssible. Except when they focus on something, then they will only take the straightest path possible till they reach the thing.
* - Due to pathing berrors, Bearper will continue walking even if they encounter obstacles. If the obstacle is solid, Bearper will continue attempting to walk through it.
* - Bearper will only walk. Just faster than a normal stride, but just slower than a jog, it’s very annoying to keep pace with.
* - Bearper will refuse to cross certain “obstacles”, like tiny ledges, creeks, a line of trees that stand very close to each other and other easily passable things that are not really obstacles at all. They insist on having you remove the "obstacle", otherwise they will go around it to find a clear route, even if it takes them in the opposite direction of the goal.
* - Whenever Bearper falls over, which they happen to do more often than you would think, they go full ragdoll and flop and bop around the place, even going as much as launching themselves forward or into the air. After they do this for a while, they will eventually lay still and then get up and move on, as if it never happened.
LOL wouldn't u lik 2 kno. I’m beary sure it’s gud tho, better git it.
 Bearper's Quest Log 
 
 Bear Butts
- You’ve spotted a small group of bandits that have taken up residence at the edge of Dracul’s forest. Not the best idea, but not the worst you suppose. Bearper, however, is insistent on going there and relieving them of their trow adjustment straps. (see: beat them up and steal their belts). They are claiming this is part of their quests, apparently a “bear butts” quest.
They want you to collect the belts for them, or help them beat up the bandits so they can collect the belts. Either way, Bearper want the belts and they are gonna get those belts one way or the other. And, judging from the quest name they gave you, Bearper is likely taking their pants too.
Bandit belts: 0/5
 Bearried Treasure!
- Bearper keeps staring at a poorly drawn map, sometimes even shoving it in your face. Seems like it might be a treasure map, based on the crude symbols you can make out and the huge red X… except that it is drawn as a plus sign instead. They keep side-eyeing you, then holding the map up to their face and saying “HUMMM” loudly.
You hazard a guess that they want you to bring it so they have an excuse to go look for the treasure. The spot the “+” is on looks like mud… I mean, the drawing was already bad, but maybe they spilled something on it too? … Best not ask. Either way, the path they want to take-- that is to say, the path they will take, is more convoluted than the Aetherian king on a bad day.
Find the bearried treasure: 0/1
 Potion Class: 101
- Now that Dracul’s forest has had time to recover, there’s actually some semblance of plant life in and around the area. Particularly, there seems to be an abundance of berries around. Unfortunately, Bearper has taken notice of this too. Looks like there’s another quest to do.
Bearper wants you to collect “bearies”. But, oh no! Not the easy to get ones. No, why that? See, there are “quest specific bearies” well away from the path… surrounded by a thick patch of gnarled, black briers. They want you to go in there. They actually want you to wade your way through the mass of horrible looking thorns to get those berries. Is this worth it? Is it?? They claim it is, but is it???
Collect bearies: 0/10
Category:Events
Category:Arc 2
Category:Bears
Category:Branching Objective