Ethan

== Who is Ethan? ==
We don't know who Ethan is. He's just here. He kinda just appeared one day and never left.
== The [--.. . -.- . / .-- .- ... / .... . .-. .] Files ==
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i dont think so ☝️
== Crimes ==
* Mass genocide
* Assault and battery of a minor
* Stalking
* Kidnapping
* False imprisonment
* Identity fraud
* Identity theft
* Possession of Class A narcotics
* Distribution of Class A narcotics
* Creation of Skyler Worm
* National terrorism
== Historical Affiliations ==
* The Battle of Hastings
* The Battle of Bolton
* The Fall of Babylon
* The Creation of Skylar Worm
* The downloading of Fortnite
== Trivia ==
* Was recently knighted by Screech (03/10/22).
* Known neopronoun user.
* Has homosexual relations with Soyboy as of 16/09/18.
* Among Us fan. zeke was here