Patrick's Parlor (episode)

[The Episode opens with a shot of Patrick's Rock.]
Patrick: [Opens his rock] *Yawn*, what a beautiful day!
SpongeBob: [Walks to Patrick] Hi, Patrick!
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. What're you doing?
SpongeBob: I'm going to work, Patrick. It's what I do every day.
Patrick: Aw man, if it weren't for that old Krusty Krab, we could hang out more often!
SpongeBob: But if the Krusty Krab wasn't there, then nobody would be able to get a delicious Krabby Patty!
Patrick: True there...but I don't have any money for a Patty and I'll still be bored all day.
SpongeBob: Bye, Patrick! And by the way, you could also try doing something else to entertain yourself while I'm gone! [Walks off]
[A lightbulb appears over Patrick's head]
Patrick: That's it! I'll do something else for a change! 
Squidward: [Pops his head through the window of his house] Like what? Maybe a Jellyfishing Net Stand? Or lessons on how to be a total moron? Or maybe even an Ice Cream Stand with the only flavor being your stupidity? [Laughs Hysterically]
Patrick: That's it again, I'll do an Ice Cream Stand! Thanks for the idea, Squidward!
Squidward: *Sigh*, pink little idiot.
[Patrick runs to his rock and gets out a bunch of random stuff]
Patrick: Ok, I think that these supplies will do! [He starts building and a time card appears saying "5 Minutes of Hard Work and Construction Later..."]
[Cut to Squidward opening his door]
Squidward: Hey Patrick, have you even done anything with your-[He sees Patrick's Stand]
Patrick: I know, pretty cool, right?
Squidward: How'd you do that? I hate to admit it, but it actually looks a-a-amazing!
Patrick: I just used all the stuff that I had in my rock, and tried to make the best stand possible!
Squidward: Well, what flavors of Ice Cream do you have? You can't have an Ice Cream Stand without Ice Cream!
Patrick: Darn it, I forgot about that! Wait, nevermind. I know where to go!
[Cut to the Ice Cream Shop]
Patrick: This place is where they have all the flavors! [He walks in]
Lou: Oh, it's you again. The pink starfish with the expired coupon.
Patrick: Yep, that's me, Patrick Star.
Lou: Security!
Patrick: Wait, no! Don't call them again! Give me a second chance, please!
Lou: Okay, fine. What flavor of Ice Cream do you want?
Patrick: I've opened an Ice Cream Stand and lots of people are going to be there, so I'll need all the flavors you have!
Lou: Alright, then. Are you gonna pay with money or a coupon?
Patrick: Well, uhhh...
Lou: Sorry, but if you don't have said money or a coupon, then you'll have to leave the sho-
Patrick: I have one, just hold on a minute!
Lou: O...k? I'll wait, I guess.
Patrick: [He looks through his pockets and doesn't have money or a coupon] Umm... [Then, he sees a rich person with an unexpired coupon with a lot of money on it]
Rich Person: I'll have one Black Raspberry Special on a cone, please.
Patrick: [He looks back at Lou, who is waiting, and he tries to distract him to get the rich person's coupon] Hey, your shoe's untied!
Lou: [He looks at his shoe] Oh, it is, thanks. [He begins to tie it]
Patrick: Now's my chance! [He tiptoes over to the Rich Person and sneaks the coupon out of his hand when the person who is getting his ice cream has his back turned. He then walks back over to Lou and takes out his coupon.]
Lou: And, done! Now, where's that coupon?
Patrick: Right Here. In my hand. Definitely not a stolen one from another person, [Laughs slowly and nervously].
Lou: ...right. Here's all the flavors we have, and good luck on your stand. [He hands Patrick a countless number of bins that contain all the flavors in the store.]
Patrick: Hey, Thanks! [He takes out a wheelbarrow, and puts the bins of Ice Cream in it] Goodbye! [He walks out of the store]
[We cut to Patrick's Stand, where a whole crowd of customers is waiting]
Patrick: [He sees the crowd of customers, and he dumps the bins of Ice Cream into a giant box that he takes out, that says "Ice Cream" on it] WHO'S HUNGRY?
[The crowd of customers start to cheer and shout and Patrick hands out Ice Cream Cones to everyone. While this occurs, SpongeBob is home from work and walks to Patrick's Rock to see everything that is happening]
SpongeBob: Well, I guess Pat found something to do after all. That's nice!
[End]
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