Wilbur Troutbeck

Wilbur Troutbeck is a song from the upcoming play.
== Lyrics ==
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Why do you have such a boastingful boy?
He's such a showingoffingfulful boy (yes he is).
Does he boast that he has more boys?
Or more toyingfulfullfulyful toys?
Now he's on his to the MELTING ROOM!
Where he would be melted to a shoom
But don't be worryingfullyfulnessless!
Wilbur Troutbeck will notfulnessless be harmed
No, he will notfulnessless be harmed.
But if he is, it serves him rightlessness!
Oompa loompa doompety da
Stop being boastingful then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do