Best Friends Day

Best Friends Day is the 42nd episode of Wait Wut and the 2nd episode of season three. It was written by .
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: Hey you know what day it is, Patrick? 
Patrick: Uhh, Columbus Day? 
SpongeBob: No, why would people celebrate a day of killing people? Anyway, it’s December! 
Patrick: What day in December? 
SpongeBob: Beats me. I don’t have a calendar. 
Patrick: (checks his phone) Oh! Apparently it’s… Best Friends Day! 
SpongeBob: Happy Best Friends Day, Patrick! 
Patrick: Aw, shucks. 
SpongeBob: And I got you a little something, too. 
Patrick: I got your something too, but it’s not because it’s Best Friends Day. 
SpongeBob: What did you get me? 
Patrick: A cube-shaped rock. (he gives him a cube-shaped rock) 
SpongeBob: Very Minecraft-y. 
Patrick: What’s a Minecraft? 
SpongeBob: Forget about that. I wanna see your reaction to your gift. 
Patrick: Oh boy! 
(SpongeBob hands Patrick a present the size of his hands. Patrick excitedly unwraps it) 
Patrick: OH BOY! A SNIPER RIFLE!
SpongeBob: Wait what?! That wasn’t what I was supposed to give you! I think I got my gift mixed up with Squidward’s. 
(A present is left on Squidward’s doorstep) 
Squidward: Hmm, wonder what this is? (he unwraps it to unveil a phallic-looking rock) Wait wut
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