Sports in Need of Speed

Based on the Dog House Kiddie Ride, Snoopy has turned his Doghouse into a Dog-Mobile!
== Transformation ==
* [Snoopy arrives to his Home from the bus]
* Elmo: Ready. [banner comes down which says "SURPRISE" on it. Balloons and confetti fall]
* Snoopy: Huh? What did you do with my Doghouse?
* Linus: Surprise, Snoopy. Your Doghouse is now on the road!
* Snoopy: Does that mean I get to sleep here?
* Linus: No, You still have your good old Doghouse.
* Snoopy: Oh.
* Elmo: You get a brand-new road-runner! The new Dog-Mobile.
* Snoopy: Yeah! All right!
* Elmo: Girls will want you. [Lucy, Sally and Peppermint faint] Boys will want to be you. [Charlie and Schroeder sigh] You'll be the envy of your friends. [Snoopy gasps]
* Snoopy: Isn't this great? I got a Dog-Mobile.
* Charlie Brown: I'm so happy for you... ["Linus and Lucy" horn blows in his face] Whoa!
* Snoopy: The horn works. This is the greatest day ever, Charlie Brown.
* Charlie Brown: Right, Snoopy. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe winning a Baseball game.
== The Next Morning ==
* [The Next Morning where Peppermint Patty is leaving home to go to work when the Dog-Mobile's horn honks]
* Snoopy: Hey, Pep. Need a ride to work?
* Peppermint Patty: Thanks, Snoopy, [tries to take a step but falls down in the process. Scene cuts to Peppermint Patty at the Patty Cafe]
* Peppermint Patty: Thanks for the ride.
* Snoopy: No problem, Pep. You can give me rides again.
* Grover: Pep, you're manning the drive-thru.
* Peppermint Patty: When did we get a drive-thru?
* Big Bird: I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're too busy out on the open road living their dreams.
* Peppermint Patty: I used to have a dream.
* Grover: Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually.
* Big Bird: Now stop dreaming and work for a living. [scene cuts to Snoopy driving]
* Snoopy: [Laughing] Boy, driving is so easy. Oh! [drives over to Charlie Brown and Linus]
* Charlie Brown: Snoopy!
* Snoopy: Hi, Linus. Hi, Charlie. You want a Ride?
* Linus: Yes! Come on, Charlie Brown!
* Charlie Brown: Good Grief.
== Fight on the Road ==
* [Shows a Montage of Snoopy riding on top of his Dog-Mobile. It stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. The Dog-Mobile drives over a big hill in the road. The Dog-Mobile jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Violet is walking across the course but Snoopy stops the boat and helps her walk across. He gets back in the mobile.]
* Snoopy: I Love my car! [Crazy-Legs Crane Arrives]
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Me Too! I know that you're...a airplane flyer! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray! [takes it out. He sprays, but the nozzle's pointed the wrong way and it gets in his eyes and he screams in pain] Somebody help me! Somebody help me! [Falls off the Mobile]
* Snoopy: Sorry Bird, but this Dog-Mobile doesn't Belong to you. [we see Crazy-Legs Crane supposedly running next to the car, but he's actually flying. Snoopy speeds up faster and loses him]
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Give me back the Car! [Crazy-Legs finally catches up to him, but Snoopy skids and swerves to get him off but he's not budging] You'd better stop this car! [Snoopy slams the brake and Crazy-Legs falls to the ground. He's still hanging on and running] I'm… not… letting… go! Nothing will stop me! Not even… [gasps. The Fire-Breathing Dragonfly Arrives] Not the Dragonfly! [so, The Dragonfly blows a flame but Crazy-Legs has a shield] I'm… not… letting… go… not even for… [gasps, when he sees Brutus the Bobcat] Bad Kitty?! [so Snoopy chokes Brutus Mortally.]
* Snoopy: WHY YOU LITTLE?! [Snoopy throws Brutus off the Car. They then approach Barbie Sailor Moon in a Bikini surfing on a floating surfboard] OMG! Oh, no!
* Barbie Sailor Moon: ♪I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.♪ [Crazy-Legs and Snoopy Scream]
* Snoopy: Looks like that got rid of them. Now for some tunes. [The Pink Panther Theme Plays]
* Linus: That's Right, The Pink Panther is Driving the Dog-Mobile.
* Bully #1: This is what you get for our cat. [They get into a giant brawl and the car goes out of control. The other two Bullies driving motorcycles are following him]
* Crazy-Legs Crane: I'd never let you have this Mobile! Not even if you were Immortal! [Crazy-Legs blows a rasps at them.]
* Bully #2: We're gonna straighten you out!
* Bully #3: This'll fix ya! [He Shoots out a ball full of tacs] Now let's get that one.
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Look out! [The Dog-Mobile Avoids the Tacs, Causing Bully #2 and #3 to ruin their motorcycle tires.] Splendid! Wonderful! [sign that reads finish line is just ahead] There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any racer I've ever seen. What's your secret? A animal inside? [he laughs as they stop by the finish line.]
* Snoopy: I Won?
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Well, You Did It!
* [At Home]
* Elmo: I got you a welcome back gift, Snoopy. [shows a Bone with a xylophone]
* Snoopy: I Should Give this to Rerun.
* Elmo: That's All Folks!
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