Bailey Mortimer

Bailey Mortimer is a sixth year student who attends Colham High School as a member of the Farthead house. He is notorious for falling asleep in class and having an extreme obsession with Internet memes, which many of his classmates find annoying. He spends nearly all his free time watching viral videos on MyCube, and he uploads his own videos of random nonsense in the hope they will become memes. Whenever he is asked to run errands for teachers, he replies with "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" - he has received several referrals and detentions for this.
Bailey is very unintelligent and bad at maths, and he causes disruption in school, though he has good physical abilities. At Eastfaulds High School he dated three girls, one of whom was Gabriella Atkinson, though they broke up with him due to his meme addiction. Due to him now having frequent acne breakouts, he is not considered very attractive by the girls in his class, who placed him at number 6 in the Cute to Ugly Spectrum.
== Report card ==
*Behaviour - D
*Maths - F
*PE - B
*Smartness - F
Overall grade - D
Category:Characters
Category:Colham High School students
Category:Farthead
Category:Males