Heartman

"If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live."~ Heartman to Sinister Smiley in The Weirdest Valentine's Day Special Ever.Heartman is of a rare type of Wollip & a main character in the Terrachaoverse series who's been both a protagonist & an antagonist. While he may be good at heart, his intentions are almost always noticed by the wrong people at the wrong time, the biggest example being his leading role in the First Wollip Uprising. Ever since he became a free man, he's been traveling around the world to find new purpose in life.
Tier: High 8-C pre-revival & awakening; Low 7-C post-awakening; at least High 4-C with the Dagger of the Gods
== Appearance ==
Heartman looks like a Human, only his torso is replaced by a giant, pink, fluffy heart. His heart-shaped body serves as both a shield & a shelter since it's a soft, cushioned shell that he can retreat into whenever he needs to. For some reason, his back is never seen with this feature, so it's possible that Wollips are absorbed into their shells like its some sort of biomass. Like Dan, Ferronidas, & Bagwis, he has dark brown hair with dark brown eyes, glasses, a mustache, sideburns, & a beard. His main outfit from early 2017 onward includes a straw hat & dark gray robes.
== History ==
=== A Hearty Journey to Another World ===
Heartman was born on Valentine's Day, 2008. Wollips age similarly to Dogs in that they reach maturity quickly. He is of a very rare type of Wollip whose bodies are shaped like hearts. Only one other Wollip was naturally born like this, aptly named Heartman II since the name of Heartman was of course already taken. Heartman would sometimes go by the alias of Heart Guy during 2011 for unknown reasons, possibly to make Heartman II feel better about being the only Heartman.
In 2012, the Wollips discovered teleportation technology left behind by previous alien settlers to Wollip Prime. Their identity & whereabouts still remain a mystery, but the Wollips activated the machinery by accident since they were not intelligent enough to have done so on purpose. Heartman looked at the map of planets the teleporter had access to, & Heartman was enamored by a blue & green planet named Earth. Touring this new world, he was astounded by its beauty, but it didn't take long before someone would notice. Heartman was informed by Lord Ferronidas that he & every other supernatural being on this Earth are not to be seen by Humans. So, making his presence secretive, he came to the Ledda Residence first, meeting a very angry Almighty Tallest. Trying to cheer Dan up, he was senselessly beaten up by the mad Kaiser & fled the scene afterwards. Dan was going through a lot of stress at the time with keeping his identity not only as a Kaiser secret, but also as the Almighty Tallest. He was angry & impatient that he was not yet ready to take over the Earth. 
In 2013, Heartman would return, promising that he'd be good. Since Dan was in a better mood, he allowed him to visit. After researching about his species, Dan found out that Wollips are one of the most hated species in the galaxy, ranked at the #2 spot (the #1 spot is for Humans). Using this knowledge to his advantage, he made Heartman into a fighter, letting his house become an open invite for other imperials & miscellaneous characters who might wanna swing at him. This made Heartman many enemies, his only true friends being the other members of his kind. 
=== The Wollip Uprising ===
Throughout 2013, Dan & Commander Joshua Bunch would host many events called Randomnesses where they would bring together a random assortment of supernatural beings just to see what would happen, all documented by the Omnipresent Camera like many supernatural events that happen on Earth. Guests invited to these events consisted of Shadow Shoulders, Toy-Toy Ninja Man, Babyman, Ultrominus, Billy Mays, Leo Panthera, Goggle Man, Wilson, Fatson, the Butt Toucher, Fallaballa, Rob Oftolenov, Drummer Man, Cannon Tits, Skidoo, & even more. But to much surprise, Heartman & Heartman II were also invited. However, this would end up in many characters bullying & making enemies out of them, like Babyman & Shadow Shoulders. Girly Man would also make some surprise visits, becoming somewhat of a short-term rival for Heartman for unknown reasons. Doombringer would also make his off-screen debut during these events under a different name, fusing some of these beings together "for science". Heartman was the core of many of these fusions.
June 14th was the day when Invader Ultrominus was dispatched to take over planet Wollip Prime to colonize it in the name of the Irken Empire. Some of the imperials & other characters found it fun to fight the Wollips, as their durable bodies were seemingly made for combat. Heartman was horrified to learn that his people had become enslaved by the Irkens, though he was blind to see that the Tallest had other plans to improve the planet's environment. Heartman led his people to start a rebellion in response, with their first action migrating to planet Earth, which angered Dan so much that he commanded his Irken Soldiers to perform an Organic Sweep on 95% of the Wollip population before they could all make it there. The remaining 5% who made it to Earth would go into hiding & all the teleportation devices were destroyed, which were discovered to have been made by Graliens. Their tech was left behind by accident as the result of a crash-landing.
On Halloween, Heartman was tricked by Dan into investigating the upstairs of the Ledda Residence to weed out something that was keeping Dan up at night. Heartman saw this as an opportunity he could not miss. If he could actually help out the Tallest, then maybe he could paint a good image of himself for the empire. Besides, if Dan needed Heartman's help out of all people, chances are that he's not as evil as previously thought. Heartman looked in one room & found a pumpkin-headed Demon, who was not who he was looking for. The next room he checked contained Girly Man II, a fellow Wollip Heartman would come to dislike for being incompetent during the course of the rebellion. The third & final room was where Heartman would meet the Headless Horseman. Heartman was scared to death upon seeing the Dullahan, running away into Dan's room & hiding in his shell. The Horseman then came into the room & picked him up. Heartman pleaded him not to hurt him & the Horseman put him down. But any feeling of relief was soon met by an agonizing pain. The Horseman had stabbed Heartman in the heart with his sword, killing the Wollip once & for all. There were never any noises that were keeping Dan up at night in the first place; it was all part of his plan to officially end the rebellion. But he wanted to make sure the Horseman would be quiet as to not spill out the secret, so Heartman would die believing he was doing the right thing & not realizing he fell into a trap.
For nearly two years Heartman remained dead. In his place was the Plaid Pillow, who led the Second Wollip Uprising. His forces lasted for the remainder of 2013 & the entirety of 2014. While he may have been a superior leader, he had less hope than Heartman did. It is due to this that the Plaid Pillow left Earth to live somewhere safer & abandon his mission.
=== A Change of Heart ===
On Valentine's Day, 2015, Dan was reminded by Princess Twilight Sparkle of his fallen enemy. He felt sorrow for who could've potentially been an ally had their paths crossed differently. He wanted to bring Heartman back to see how he would react to a Wollip-free world since the Plaid Pillow left the planet, Girly Man went to become a drag queen, & Girly Man II was fused to the Pink Rag of Doom without knowing how to defuse. Dan honestly missed Heartman & his silly shenanigans, so using a spell that Twilight taught him, he brought Heartman back from the grave. Allowing him to live once more, Dan would let Heartman roam the Earth as long as he wouldn't revolt again, & Heartman silently agreed. The Gralien code-named J3FF suddenly appeared to have a meeting with Dan regarding an alliance between the Gralien Republic & the Irken Empire, & Heartman followed them inside the house because J3FF told him to. Once the agreement was made for the two factions, J3FF left & Dan thought it would be interesting to have Heartman meet Stupid Mickey at some point.
Five days later, that's exactly what he would do after J3FF had permission to take Heartman with him aboard his flying saucer for examination, curious considering that Gralien technology was left behind on Wollip Prime years ago. However, Heartman desecrated the interior of the ship, as he was scared of the Graliens, who tried to conduct experiments on him. The mere sight of the tools they'd use on him prompted his bowels to malfunction. The Gralien designated as Z3D dropped Heartman off at the Fall Residence where he would meet Stupid Mickey. They didn't really do much other than goof around & measure random objects. After taking a nap, he briefly met Jake & left.
On March 31st, Heartman met the newest vigilante in town; Juvenile Batman. Their encounter was organized by Dan, who wanted them to reenact what he saw in a dream before.
=== Facing Off with Monsters ===
On April 1st, Heartman returned to the Fall Residence to warn Mickey about the Graliens, who have also returned. Mickey, Heartman, & Owen all went upstairs to hide from the Gralien code-named 4X3L. Heartman would go into his shell & hide under the bed. 4X3L found the other two & told them why he was there; his saucer crash-landed because while on board, J3FF was mutated by a chunk of purpuleum. Mickey & Owen would combat the alien monster, who briefly used Heartman as a weapon, throwing him at Owen & knocking him down. J3FF was eventually turned back to normal & everyone left after being rewarded by him with (fake) golden coins.
On June 14th, Heartman briefly participated in the hunt for the Omnitrix at the other Ledda Residence, only to fail miserably. On the 29th, he met Zerd Rathorn, who was the current leader of the Dozing Dozers. Zerd beat him up for running into him.
On July 16th, he was resting in the Ledda Residence & was encountered the infamous serial killer Jason Voorhees. He was retracted in his biomass, so Jason didn't know what he was right away, but he attacked him once his voice reminded him of Heartman II. Not only that, but the lifeless Big Bear was also beaten senseless along with Heartman. Jason found little enjoyment using Big Bear as a punching bag, so Heartman would serve as a fitting tool for his amusement. Meanwhile, Juvenile Batman was running around & came to a halt when he saw Jason beating up Heartman. Jason gave Batman an ominous stare, prompting the not-yet-caped crusader to flee. Jason eventually got bored & Heartman asked why he wouldn't leave him alone. Jason shrugged & kicked Heartman to the side before leaving.
Four days later, Heartman would end up meeting the undead Pharoah, King Takunta Tuckyourshirtin & was initially terrified by his appearance. Takunta had come to the Ledda Residence by accident through the Warp Zone, demanding to know what's going on. Heartman did his best to explain where & when he was. He also told him Imhotep was alive since Takunta mentioned the name, which peaked the Pharoah's interest, & the two went their separate ways. The next day, Heartman was kidnapped by an unknown individual who would make three smaller clones of him, & each would have Owen's face for some reason. These clones were unleashed upon Dan's house on his birthday the next day, & were all destroyed. Heartman was placed on planet Judgementia for being convicted of sending these clones after the Almighty Tallest, but he was found to be innocent. Because Heartman could not describe or even remember who his capturer was, he was freed. Doombringer was also tried, but he too was innocent.
=== Fun with Plushtwi ===
On September 7th, Dan invited Lord Claudius Ko'Al, Imhotep, Birdman, Drowzon I, & Heartman to hang out at his place, glad to view each other as friends & not enemies. Dan went out for a nightly stroll, but left with a warning: wind up the music box pencil sharpener thingy placed on his desk to keep "something" at bay. As soon as he left the building, Heartman shouted, "LET'S PARTY!" & chaos ensued. Claudius was the only one taking things seriously here, but his order could not compete with Zerd appearing out of nowhere & using Imhotep's gun to destroy the music box pencil sharpener thingy. He also used his helmet to turn off the lights. This prompted Heartman to ask what could possibly be the thing that Dan wanted them to keep away. Claudius took his silent shoto saber to investigate the hallways, catching sight of Twilight in her plush form sitting on a chair at the end of the hallway. What followed was a game identical to the mini-game from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, with everyone but Drowzon I, Imhotep, & Heartman participating. Twilight did this to mess with their heads & teach them the consequences of disobedience. Heartman would go back into his shell to wait until this nightmare was over. After Imhotep got Extension Ro-Man XJ2 to help out & win the game, Dan came back & was absolutely furious to see his waifu feeling frightened (Ro-Man's jumpscared her after she did so to him). He put Zerd in the dungeon for a week as a result of this & also teleported Heartman there because he didn't like him very much.
=== Nearing Extinction ===
On November 21st, Heartman would briefly encounter Girly Man, but found that their alliance was thinning due to Girly Man not caring about Heartman anymore. But that wouldn't matter, because the Pink Caper showed up & assassinated Girly Man, threatening to do the same to Heartman shortly afterwards if he was paid for two targets, but spared Heartman since he had no business killing him. Despite their differences, Heartman mourned Girly Man & kept his hat to remember him by.
On the 27th, after having an argument with Dank Phantom, he & Heartman would encounter Big Bad Blue, the Fattest Wollip to have Ever Lived. Dank Phantom quickly killed the monstrosity with a 360 No-Scope & Heartman fell to the floor in shock of what he witnessed. Not only was he surprised to see another living Wollip (especially of his size), but he was murdered right before his very eyes. Afterwards, a time-travelling robot named Vuturius appeared which got Heartman & Dank Phantom's attention, the latter of whom firing away at the machine because he was feeling trigger-happy. But Vuturius blocked the silver bullet with his lightsaber & teleported away after retrieving Hydrion Barfallonyou. Heartman concluded that mysterious robot to be from the future because of the chrome on his lightsaber hilt & went back to sleep.
On January 18th, 2016, Heartman met with an unspecified Wollip who had laid an egg. She was the last surviving Wollip who survived & urged Heartman to take care of the egg somewhere else so that their species would have a chance to repopulate in the future. However, right as he took away the egg, the Wollip was shot in the head with a silver bullet & died instantly. Heartman made a hasty getaway & into the basement of the Ledda Residence via Warp Zone. He gathered his belongings in a basket he found down there, wrapping the egg, a stapler, & a gymsum crystal in Girly Man's scarf. Heartman didn't think the egg would be safe with him, so he intended to give this basket's contents to the Plaid Pillow, wherever he might be. But right as he finished packing his things, Toy-Toy Ninja Man found him & unleashed his fists of fury onto Heartman without warning. Heartman stopped him when he was able to react & explained he was just here to make a delivery. Toy-Toy examined the contents of the basket & was curious about the egg. Heartman was unable to think of a lie & confessed that it was a Wollip egg. Toy-Toy allowed Heartman to send out the basket but kept the egg for himself, which he smashed to bits after ordering Heartman to go back to sleep.
Minutes later, Dank Phantom was shooting a video demonstrating his newly acquired W.A.T. Force weapon, the Rave Gloves. His voice & the sounds of the gloves' energy projection were bothering Heartman, so he came out of his shell & demanded him to pipe down. Dank Phantom then hit the dab & shut Heartman up with a light burst of energy, knocking him out. Later that night, tired of being treated like a pushover instead of a person, Heartman snuck up on a sleeping Dank Phantom & stole his shotgun. But the phantom was not his target, for he overheard that Darth Vader would be returning to this house at a certain point in time. As Vader entered the basement, Heartman foolishly tried to start yet another revolution by assassinating the Dark Lord of the Sith. But Vader caught the bullet, for he was far faster than the weapon. Heartman hid away in the corner of the boiler room as Vader ignited his lightsaber, walked down the hallway, & telekinetically fired the bullet at Heartman's upper left leg. Vader threatened that he'd aim higher next time Heartman would try such a stupid thing & left him alone. Dank Phantom then fired at him with his pistol but Heartman narrowly dodged the bullet. Heartman let out a cry & went back to sleep to heal his wounds. He was escorted somewhere else the next morning.
On March 30th, Heartman found out that the Pink Caper was the man behind the slaughter of the Wollip who gave him the egg. Seeking revenge, Heartman would track down the caper & found him at the Ledda Residence, where he was tasked with watching over the house while he was off-world. He had the Pink Caper up against a door at the top of the upstairs, confronting him about his murders & demanding justice for his race. The Pink Caper had no time for this & used the Sparta Kick to send Heartman tumbling down the stairs. Heartman fled to think of a better plan as the caper would continue his mission. After the caper survived an encounter with the ghastly Babadook, he took an extra safety measure for who would sneak up on him next; loading his shotgun with a paper clip made entirely out of Ebola. And unfortunately, Heartman came at him with a hatchet in one last act of defiance before the Pink Caper shot him in the head. While Heartman might've been able to survive the initial gunshot, the disease rapidly spread through his body, immobilizing him as he fell to his death. Sometime later, Dan came back to give the caper his payment & asked if something went wrong upon seeing Heartman's corpse. After hearing about what happened, Dan simply said "Oh well. He had a good run." & disposed of the body.
=== Trapped in the Cringe Dimension ===
When Heartman died for the first time, his soul was in Heaven because he righteously fought for his people, but the second time he died he did not go to the pearly gates up above. Instead he found his soul in an infinite waiting room in a row of chairs. In front of him were three doors, & out from one of them came Purgatoth, God of the Undead. He is a rarely spoken-of deity who is the mediator for the afterlife. By scanning someone's spirit, he decides which God to send a soul to for examination. But because of his recklessness in his second life, Purgatoth decided to keep Heartman not in Purgatory or return him to the physical realm, but instead to the Cringe Dimension, a realm created by Doombringer to imprison bad memes so their popularity doesn't go out of control. With his soul pushed through space & time, Heartman was transported to that dimension at the date of July 19th. It is here where he found the Anomalous I Love Lucy VHS Tape, its powers revealing themselves to Heartman much later. He then discovered a strobe light to illuminate the darkness he was in, revealing a skeleton monster named Unwoak, who assaulted him. Heartman seemed to stand no chance against his claws & teeth, but suddenly a familiar voice came to the rescue: Zerd Rathorn the Dozer. Heartman & Zerd then worked together to defeat Unwoak, the latter decapitating him with a WWE-inspired takedown. 
After placing the beheaded Unwoak back in his chair of resting, Dozer reluctantly thanked Heartman for helping him defeat the skeleton. Dozer was taught to hate Wollips during his servitude for the Irken Empire, but today he realized maybe not all Wollips are bad, after all. But Dozer still wouldn't admit to liking him. Heartman & Dozer then realized they would have to continue working together if they wished to escape the Cringe Dimension, revealing that Dozer died on earlier in the year on February 15th. Suddenly the lights went out. Heartman then concluded that if this area of this dimension seemingly replicated Dan's basement (where they both died), it may have some lightsabers lying around to illuminate the shadows (as Dan had a collection of them). Heartman found a green one, Dozer found a blue one, & the two split up to cover more ground. While Dozer would have a weirdly violent encounter with Labraham Incoln, Heartman stumbled upon another one of his kind, the morbidly obese Big Bad Blue. But before they had a chance to get caught up with each other, Blue was obliterated by a new foe, a sound manipulating Imp named Bassinator. Heartman stood his ground, defending himself from Bassinator's Bass Beam with his lightsaber & fleeing away to hide in his shell, seemingly missing the sight of Girly Man's corpse in the background. After finding the concealed Heartman, Bassinator held him at gunpoint but found that he couldn't get him out of his shell. He then confiscated his lightsaber & went to alert his boss. Heartman went to find Dozer down the hallway, who had some blood on him. Dozer had narrowly escaped the clutches of the undead Stupid Donald Duck, prompting the two to find an exit. But the moment Dozer found another door & touched the handle, Doombringer appeared in a flash. Not only was he happy to see that he had visitors, but was even more excited that he now had two more people to experiment on. With his magical powers, he deactivated Dozer's lightsaber & condemned their souls to his realm.
On October 11th, Heartman tried escaping the Cringe Dimension & managed to sneak past Doombringer & his minions, tumbling through their Warp Zone & ending up back in the Terrachaoverse through another Warp Zone located inside a closet door. However, the scenery was unfamiliar despite him being here before; it was the house of Dan's relatives down in Maryland. Both Dan & Elena were in the house at the time but weren't awake when Heartman showed up. Drowzon II was stationed there to make sure nothing bad would happen during their sleep, so he & Heartman fought each other. Shortly after Drowzon won, Dan & Elena woke up from the commotion & found it odd that Heartman's lifeless body was just there. Dan used the Space Stone on his ring to send him back to whence he came.
On January 27th, 2017, Doombringer conducted a new experiment. Upon finding out Heartman had used this Doortal Travel ability more than once to escape his realm, he thought of a way to keep him here for good. As Bassinator & Labraham set up the equipment to document the event, Doombringer used his magic to fuse Heartman & Dozer together, creating Heart-Dozer. Afterwards, he would expose him to the dankest memes, then to the cringiest & most normie memes. Upon studying his reactions, he deduced that the fusion was a fully-functioning entity with reasonable intelligence, taking delight in dank memes & finding disgust in normie memes. Meanwhile, in the Terrachaoverse, Claudius cast a spell (with the help of HowToBasic & Skullington) to bring Dozer back from the dead, which initially unfused him from Heartman, becoming himself once again. Zerd started to fade in & out of existence, so Doombringer ordered Bassinator to seize the two escapees, using his Sonic Roar attack to damage their hearing. Feeling instinctual, Heartman touched the anomalous VHS tape, which granted him the power of the Heart Beam to defeat Bassinator. Both fell unconscious & Zerd held Heartman in his arms as the two were brought back to their home universe. Heartman regained consciousness; he & Dozer were joyous to see that they had returned home. As Claudius recruited Dozer to work for him, giving him a new purpose in the universe, he also informed Heartman that the Irken Empire outlawed racism & slavery on the Christmas of 2016. Finally being a free man, Heartman cheered & happily ran into the cornfield, where new adventures would await him.
=== Reestablishing a Reputation ===
Heartman would spend the next eight days wandering around, becoming somewhat of a hermit as he had no place to call his own. In this time he obtained a set of weighted clothing for both comfort & training purposes, a straw hat, & a bamboo staff. Wondering if he missed a lot during his banishment, he would make sure to talk to the first person he sees. Upon returning to the Ledda Residence, he saw someone laying behind Dan's trees in the backyard. Doing his best Tusken Raider impression, he garnered the attention of the primitive Archaios, who walked up to him. But before they got acquainted, Dr. Horridus Zolis took control of Archaios' mind all the way from outside the planet in a spaceship, as he was scouting for supernatural beings whose wills could be bent to serve King Hastur. Archaios' eyes glowed yellow as he roared at Heartman & fired his lazer vision at him. Heartman was on the defensive for the most part, but once he took the offensive, Archaios flew to the skies. Heartman tried throwing his staff at him, but he had alrerady escaped the Earth's atmosphere. As Heartman walked around the yard, Santa Maria appeared with a bolt of lightning & made the scenery much snowier. He then directed Heartman to the front yard, where he met Dozer's brother, Axel Rathorn. The two kinda just stared at each other for a few seconds, Heartman feeling like he recognized him, only for Axel to call him ugly as he proceeded to do a jig. A Death Trooper named Uro Zuna then entered the scene, who was contacted by Hairy Harry about Heartman's resurrection, but had to turn his voice scrambler off so Heartman could understand him & follow him to the basement. Heartman made himself comfortable as the Barfallonyou twins were silently watching atop a bookshelf to make sure there was some kind of record of what would follow. Harry introduced himself to Heartman, though the two might've met each other before in the past during a Randomness event. Harry gave Heartman a binder that contained the blueprints for an android named Cyber-Harrison, who was designed to be a replacement for the deceased Mecha-Hairy Harry. Harry had the idea that Heartman could earn the Irken Empire's trust back by giving them these blueprints, showing them that he can perform generous, selfless acts out of the kindness of his own heart. Heartman wondered why Harry wouldn't just do this himself, to which he said he was just trying to make a difference in the world. Their meeting had ended after Heartman almost got too curious about a Twilight Sparkle hoodie that was hanging up.
The next day, Heartman came back to the house to hang out with Cyclome, who was informing him about the memes he missed when he was banished. Heartman then caught sight of Uro patrolling the house, & gave him the binder so he could show it to the Almighty Tallest. Uro went upstairs & gave Dan the binder, to which he said he would look into creating this robot. When told it was Heartman who have Uro the binder, Dan was surprised. Could Heartman have truly been so kind as to distribute, let alone create the schematics for a replacement for Mecha-Hairy Harry? Back downstairs, Heartman was showing off his unusual VHS tape to Cyclome, who was annoyed by the loud noises it made & destroyed it with his Ozone Beam. Heartman was displeased, but his spirits were lifted when Uro came back & told him the Tallest put his idea into consideration. Heartman was pleased & left the building, with Uro & Cyclome being surprised that a Wollip, a species known for being ravenous, invasive, & gross would be so friendly.
Footage taken by the Omnipresent Camera of Doombringer talking to Heartman & Dozer was shown to Owen & Mickey by Z3D on April 30th to shed some light on where Mickey came from.
Heartman would make a brief appearance at the Ledda Residence again on August 14th, when Batman found the I Love Lucy tape while in the Redimension. He & Heartman mimicked the face on its cover as Batman gave it back to him & continued his mission at the time.
=== Monster Mash ===
On September 16th, Heartman made a random appearance through the Warp Zone room in Dan's basement. As he slid across the floor, he got up to see a face he wasn't expecting: Z3D. He asked the Gralien why he was pushing around a large, black, cylindrical tank, big enough to fit a person. Z3D allowed him to see what was inside, an experiment in creating an artificial human. Heartman was scared by its appearance & immediately slammed the lid shut. Heartman questioned the ethics of this creature's conception, stating that anyone who's played god before has never met a happy ending. But Z3D believed he would be the exception to the rule, claiming that everyone would marvel at his masterpiece, & that even Heartman would be unable to deny Z3D's brilliance. Z3D then went in the boiler room to continue his experiments, with Heartman occasionally popping his head out from the Warp Zone room to see what the Hell he was doing. Later that night, Heartman saw the creature come to life, knocking down the tank & crawling out of it. He had witnessed the birth of Homunculus, who bit off his creator's hand.
Further into the night, Heartman took the chance to investigate when neither Z3D or Homunculus were in the boiler room. He stumbled upon Z3D's notes, seeing illustrations of the Homunculus' design, lists of what he could do, & a chart of its progress. While he admitted everyone's gotta have hobby (his being eating), he viewed Z3D's actions as insane. Once he found a vial of a black liquid, he heard a screech echo from down the hallway. Turning around in fear, he saw the Homunculus run down to the boiler room too fast for him to run away. Heartman came face-to-face with Homunculus, who snarled at his prey. But Z3D came in & ordered his creation to yield, not deeming Heartman worth killing since he meant nothing to him. Reminding Heartman that he's on his last life, Z3D ordered him to leave, the pink Wollip running to the door after being threatened.
On February 4th, 2018, Heartman arrived at the Ledda Residence, as the 20th Super Battle Bros. Tournament was being held there & he wanted to participate. In particular, he heard of a powerful opponent he wanted to go up against, but when the door opened behind him, Malachite appeared instead. Heartman was on the defensive, noticing his Comically Large Spoon & afraid of its silver coating, but Malachite just carried it for a joke as he conjured up a giant bowl & said the spoon was for the Super Bowl. Heartman had heard that kind of joke before, so he didn't laugh. Malachite dejectedly made the bowl disappear & let Sdrawkcab Jr. through the door before both would leave the room. A few more seconds passed by & a malnourished Darth Nihilus emerged from the Warp Zone room. Heartman got excited to challenge the Lord of Hunger & took off his weighted robes; Nihilus accepted the challenge. Heartman tried intimidating the Sith Lord by shouting "I WILL LOVE YOU TO DEATH, FEAR MY LOVE!", but Nihilus was not amused & struck Heartman down with two passive surges of Force Lightning. As the paralyzed Heartman remained on the floor, Nihilus told him that only someone who's lost everything they once held dear to themselves would truly know what love is. Heartman found this to be profound & the Sith Lord teleported away, not deeming him a worthy opponent. Now able to get up, Heartman went to pick a fairer fight with someone else. It is unknown if he found anyone to fight on that night.
On March 15th, Heartman invited Zerd & Claudius to watch his I Love Lucy VHS Tape with him, as Dan had invited several people over already for a loyalty inspection (thanks to the Ides of March occurring). As Heartman explained the tape's anomalous effects to them, Claudius was confused. Admittedly, even Heartman didn't know how exactly it's been able to do what it does. He compared it to the infamous Ring tape, hoping to never encounter it in his life, with Zerd bewildered at the thought of that tape being real. But since Claudius already unlocked his hidden potential, he left the room, as he would have no need for the tape's power bestowal. Zerdr called him a neighsayer, a phrase coined by Trixie Lulamoon, to which Heartman told him to just let go of his obsession with Trixie. They were both then jumpscared by Unwoak coming out of the closet across the room.
Heartman once again visited the Ledda Residence on April 13th, 2018. Dan left on some music for Jason Voorhees to dance to, a distorted version of Rebecca Black's "Friday" for Jason to celebrate his accursed birthday. Heartman stumbled upon Jason dancing & was confused, as he had never seen this side of Jason before. But the moment he voiced his confusion, Jason saw him & chased him down the hall. Heartman threw the weighted, razor-tipped hat of the late Girly Man at Jason, but he caught it & threw it back at him. Heartman then plucked the arm off of a skeleton to use as a weapon, but Jason easily shattered the bones with his machete. As Jason was about to make his next move, Heartman saw on the ping pong table the legendary hammer Mjölnir, but he could not pick it up; he was not worthy. Jason was visibly confused & Heartman threw the rest of the skeleton at him as a distraction so that he could hide in the room opposite. Before continuing his pursuit, Jason curiously looked at the mystic hammer & tried to lift it, but even with all of his Superhuman strength, Mjölnir would not budge. He then entered the other room, looking for his heart-shaped enemy. Suddenly, he was startled by Heartman's I Love Lucy tape, which emitted a strange, loud noise. Jason got tired of this game of cat-&-mouse & left Heartman alone. The Wollip would flee within a moment's notice.
=== Providing a (Debatably) Helpful Hand ===
On July 12th, during Claudius & Tigriton's secret planning session to discover the whereabouts of the Time Stone, Heartman tried to help them solve a riddle. The riddle was made by Claudius, an acronym spelling out Daniel's name, with each letter being a vessel or location of an Infinity Stone. But Heartman could only say "E is for pants" as he held up his shorts proudly.
On August 1st, Fallaballa woke up with really bad hangover, so he went to investigate what happened the night prior. Since Creepy Dude didn't seem much of a help, he would eventually find Imhotep, who emerged from the staircase Warp Zone, having just woken up at 5:00 PM. The two would try to unravel the mystery together, finding a slumbering Heartman & aggressively waking him up. All Heartman could remember was that he & everyone else got crunk & Silvatron malfunctioned. Directing them to the boiler room, Falla & Imhotep saw a deactivated Silvatron, who killed Heartman II the previous night after he sustained damage to his head. At the time, the two Heartmen were just having a good time dancing around with everyone else present, enjoying the sights, sounds, & silliness. But Heartman II was clumsy & accidentally set Silvatron to his default settings. This was information Falla & Biggus Dickus VII would learn later on, but at the time Heartman wasn't able to recall the details & would continue to get crunk elsewhere to drink away the sorrow of having lost the only other being like him.
=== Life-Threatening Encounters ===
On October 12th, Heartman was just minding his own business during a stroll when a skull-shaped asteroid was heading towards the Earth. Unable to do anything about it, Heartman retracted in his biomass & prepared for the end, but suddenly a bright glow engulfed the Skullsteroid; a combo-attack from Claudius, Imhotep, & Jack Jarren blew the asteroid to bits. After the debris was cleared, Heartman walked to where this destruction happened & briefly walked by Claudius. Heartman then found something that fell from the wreckage of the Skullsteroid: a knife. He was curious about it & its ornate golden craftsmanship, so he picked it up, inspected it, & kept it to himself. Sometime afterwards, Heartman took some spaceship piloting lessons from Claudius. 
Heartman would return on Valentine's Day, 2019, where he was tasked by Dan to give the Omnipresent Camera an update regarding his YouTube channel. But before he would do that, he came across a Fruit Vampire on his way to Dan's house, who was holding a bloody heart in its mouth. As it roared at Heartman, he immediately went into the garage & gave the update regarding what's coming to the channel. Though, Heartman did ponder why Dan wouldn't just use the Infinity Gauntlet to multitask, theorizing perhaps he doesn't actually know how to use all of its features yet. He then heard a noise behind him, the sound of something metal hitting something else. Walking over to a desk, he met Kettle-Head, who was hiding from someone outside called Sinister Smiley. Heartman decided he wouldn't take this sitting down & got up to see who Smiley was. Upon seeing this Deep Creep's haunting mask, Heartman screamed & ran away, but Smiley altered his perception of gravity & made him fall down. Heartman then stumbled upon something Smiley was carrying with him: the Emotion Cauldron. Smiley explained that the cauldron had the power to harness the lost loves of all the single people in the world, his goal being to spread depression worldwide like a plague. Heartman decreed this to be as evil as a Disney villain's doings & fired the Heart Beam at Smiley, knocking him down & breaking his bones. Heartman picked up the cauldron & looked inside, gazing upon its dark magical energy & felt the loneliness that dwelled within. In an act of sacrifice, he tried to absorb its power to undo its effects, but Smiley got back up & Heartman threw his bamboo staff at him like a spear, puncturing his throat & impaling him to a pile of snow. Heartman shared his philosophy about how there should be more love in this world than hate, calling Smiley heartless. Smiley then grabbed the staff & yanked it out of his neck & said Heartman had no idea how heartless he could really be, scaring the Wollip stiff. Smiley then unleashed his Subliminal Mind Assault, which obscured everything Heartman saw so that he could only see Smiley's scary face surrounding him. It overwhelmed him, allowing Smiley to get his cauldron back. After telling Heartman to hit him more again next time, Heartman was confused, so Smiley demonstrated by kicking him into a tree & breaking his back. Smiley teleported away with a sinister laugh & Heartman slowly healed as he made his way back inside. Having some white chocolate candy to himself, he wondered how Dan was doing, assuming him to be tired after a long day with Twilight.
On February 25th, Heartman & Zerd were using Claudius' Derelict Ship to traverse the globe for buried treasure. For some reason, they wanted to look around at the Ledda Residence, so Heartman beamed down Zerd into the blizzarding weather. He didn't have any luck & was jumpscared by Unwoak, so he demanded Heartman to beam him back up. The two then went elsewhere, presumably close to the North Pole, where they saw a gigantic yeti-like monster trampling in the mountains. This was Ithaqua, a Great Old One who causes disruptions in the weather just by existing. Heartman & Zerd flew out of the Earth's atmosphere out of fear of what Ithaqua could do to them.
=== Early Beginnings of the Justice Avengers ===
On June 15th, Heartman visited the Ledda Residence during the 44th Super Battle Bros. Tournament, where he met Legit Ant-Man & Patriot Man. He got along with them well, & together they encountered Ultraman, who was just sitting in Dan's living room watching an anime made about him. Heartman & Ant-Man fangasmed at the sight of the alien superhero, wanting to hear some of his heroic words of wisdom. But as Ultraman turned off the TV, he said there was nothing to teach them that they hadn't learned already. Patriot Man joined in the conversation, reminding Ultraman of the recent Danbaraki sighting in Maryland; some help from a seasoned superhero would be crucial in dealing with this monstrous threat. Problem was, it was hard for anyone, even Ultraman to track down Danbaraki. At the very least, Ant-Man suggested Ultraman should tell a tale of one of his past victories, as reflecting on it may motivate him to step back into action. Ultraman agreed & two more heroes entered the room, Black Panther & Batman, though the latter did so secretly. Ultraman would relay the story of how he & Icebreaker defeated Cringe Man in the 12th Tournament on October 21st, 2017. Once the tale was told, with some occasional interjections & questions from the audience, they had all just noticed that Batman was standing in the doorway the entire time, claiming he had mastered the ability of standing so incredible still that he's invisible to the eye. Heartman broke his concentration by claiming that Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice is overhated. Batman then left, unable to say anything to that. Ultraman would also leave, glad that he was able to share his story & felt ready to jump back into action.
=== Celebrating DDLC ===
Heartman came back to Earth on August 8th, 2019, where Dan was celebrating his 2nd year anniversary of discovering Doki Doki Literature Club! Accompanying him were Imhotep, Dr. Zackary Vore, Claudius, Josh, Slender Man, Admiral Chyllz Briktitz, Rob, & Fallaballa. While Claudius & Chyllz were having tea at the dinner table, Falla made fun of Chyllz' last name by pronouncing it phonetically, as well as mocking his speech impediment. Claudius then pointed his sword at Falla to shut him up, telling him to respect those above his station. Heartman chimed in, questioning Falla if he'd make fun of the Dokis if any of them also had a stutter. Falla then left the building aggressively. While Heartman did say he's seen Falla at his best & his worst, theorizing why he acts the way he does, Zack expressed his idea of dissecting Falla's brains after his passing. Heartman deemed that to be a messed up notion & went downstairs to see what Dan & Josh were up to. He joined in their conversation about what makes DDLC great. Heartman expressed how despite not having a favorite Doki, he views them equally & understands how anyone could find them perfect in their own special ways (though he did show a slight bias for Natsuki). After telling them where Falla went, they continued their discussion with Josh explaining how the game does a great job at making you feel for the characters, using Sayori as a prime example, & Dan simply uttering the infamous words "J̶̲̋U̸̱͔̒S̸̗͠T̷͎̀ ̶͉̝͊M̷̢̛̹O̵̦̙̒N̴̗̙͆Ḯ̷̻̞K̶̦̈Ǎ̶̧̲.̵͈̆͘" Heartman & Josh then left the room.
=== Facing Fear ===
On Halloween, Heartman was invited to a spooky get-together at the Ledda Residence along with Claudius, Batman, Vader, & others. But the Great Old One called Pennywise had danced his way onto Dan's territory, so Dan got everyone together to devise a plan to get this demonic space clown to go away. Heartman was confused, as he thought Pennywise helped Dan before, to which he did in 2017 to cover up for him while he'd be busy defending the world from the Beast. But as Batman had put it, the clown's free trial of friendship had expired. Dan gave the three an idea to split up one by one to escape Pennywise's sphere of influence so that the clown couldn't feast on all their fears at once. And once Pennywise would be weakened by starvation, Dan would use his powers to send him back to whence he came. Claudius was the first to leave, then Vader, but when Heartman decided to leave, he was under the impression Batman & Dan were still present, yet neither were in the room. All around the house Heartman looked, but no one was around. Out of options, he went into the basement Warp Zone to leave, but was ambushed by Pennywise, who scared him to the end of the hallway. The Great Old One taunted Heartman, reminding him of just how alone he really is given everything that's transpired in his life. Heartman clutched onto the mysterious dagger he had kept since the year prior, & Pennywise had created a blade of his own from his hand. Before the clown could strike, Heartman managed to cut his hand off. Feeling brave & confident in himself for the first time in a while, Heartman brandished the Dagger of the Gods as he was about to fight Pennywise. But the clown was down playing around & used the blinding glow of the Deadlights to paralyze Heartman, body, mind, & soul. Things seemed like the end, as Heartman would become Pennywise's next meal, but Batman emerged from the shadows & threw an explosive Batarang at Pennywise, knocking him off-guard & giving Batman the chance to save Heartman. After sharing a few words with the clown, the Caped Crusader left behind a smoke grenade & fled to his Batcave. 
In his lair, Batman rejuvenated Heartman & asked him about the weapon he used to defend against Pennywise. After explaining how he got it, Batman did some research on it & found out that it was a weapon forged by the Elder Gods to use against the Great Old Ones, made of a material not known in any universe. Batman urged Heartman to keep the dagger safe, for it may yet find some more use in dire situations. Heartman would stay in the Batcave for a while to recover from what he saw in the Deadlights, as it can have maddening side effects.
=== Recovery ===
Heartman would come back at the very end of the year to celebrate the end of the 2010's. He participated in a discussion Dank Phantom held (along with Imhotep, Josh, & Cyclome) to determine the meme of the decade, which ended up being Robbie Rotten.
On Valentine's Day, 2020, Heartman would make a brief visit with Imhotep. Heartman was having some leftover chocolates someone gave him because the assorted box they got was too big to finish. He wasn't sure why they just didn't get a smaller box. When Imhotep asked if Heartman was seeing anyone special on that day, he simply said "Nah." Imhotep assured him it's possible he could one day, as he has a lot of heart. Shifting to a different subject, Imhotep described to Heartman a tear in the fabric of reality he found earlier. The description of this interdimensional vortex reminded Heartman of quantum foam, something Ant-Man told him he sees when he slips through the cracks of other dimensions. Heartman would leave shortly afterward.
On October 9th, Heartman left Dan a large note on his well stating he went to get more giant paper, wishing him a happy Leif Erikson Day.
=== Checking in on a Frenemy ===
Heartman would not return until Valentine's Day, 2022, coming to the Ledda Residence to check up on Dan. But HAL 9000 stood in his way, acting as the guardian of the house & scanning Heartman, deeming him as a "Level 7 Threat". But Heartman only came here with good intentions in mind, saying that he heard Dan had a falling out with Twilight Sparkle & wanted to know if he was alright. HAL was only able to tell Heartman that Dan was doing just fine & wanted to be left alone today. Seeing as he would be wasting his time talking to a wall, Heartman told HAL to gave the Monirken Emperor his regards & left.
On Halloween, Heartman was going as Freddy Fazbear, though he could only afford to use a crudely-made paper mask for a costume. He waltzed his way through a corn maze, got lost, then decided to go through as many cornfields as possible until he would get bored. Eventually, he found his way to Dan's cornfield just in the nick of time, as Dan & Dr. Sack were thinking of a scary story to tell around a fire. Dan created a chair with the Reality Stone & Heartman sat down to hear the tale of The Beast Who Threatens All, the true story of what happened five Halloweens ago. Heartman did have a few questions throughout the story, mainly involving those who lost their lives to the Beast & how Dan seemed very unethical for not resurrecting them despite that he now has the power to do so. After the story was told, Heartman rolled away back into the cornfield.
Heartman was invited to an Independence Day celebration on July 4th, 2023 at the Ledda Residence. Cyclome, Dr. Sack, Jack, Imhotep, & Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby Eating O'Brien were also present, & things were going pretty normal for the most part. But in the middle of the day, Vendu had telepathically contacted everyone in the house to urge them to check the news. Cyclome was the first to turn on the television, & he screamed as he saw Dan destroying Washington, D.C. Jack, Heartman, Zack, O'Brien, & Imhotep lined up one by one to witness this broadcast of terror & created a choir of panic. Claudius then appeared to explain why all of this was happening; Doctor Doom had returned from the Quantum Realm after 4 years of absence, announcing to the world that he'd be running for President of the United States. Dan took this personally & enacted a secret contingency plan to wipe the slate clean for America, eliminating its infrastructure. Zack concluded that this would be done so that Doom would be left resourceless & would put Dan a step ahead when it comes to taking over the country. O'Brien deemed it a little excessive, but Heartman said it wasn't so compared to what Dan's done before (having experienced his wrath firsthand). Minutes later, they saw the newsfeed cut to static as every nuclear weapon on the planet was launched at Dan simultaneously, creating a massive explosion visible from space. The radiation plume from all those nukes had spread across the country, turning the sky into a hazy yellow, so everyone stayed inside while Jack & Cyclome would absorb the radiation outside to help out the nearby town. Everyone then questioned Claudius as to how & why he knows about this contingency plan of Dan's while no one else present was told about it. As he explained himself, saying he would've told them if he could've, Heartman accused him of being part of a secret society, an accusation Claudius deemed very heavy, but one that Zack said wasn't as heavy as Heartman himself. Heartman felt offended & said he was diagnosed as "morbiusly a beast" in his last doctor visit, though Zack believed he misheard the diagnosis. Minutes later, Dan came back & Heartman confronted him about his destructive deeds. Dan asked why Heartman was complaining since he's seen him do worse, which is exactly why Heartman complained. Seeing as Dan was not worth arguing with, Heartman left; it was becoming hard for him to see the good in Dan again.
== Personality ==
Heartman is a jolly fellow who likes to spread joy & happiness to all who come across his way, hoping to bring positivity to everyone's lives. But sometimes his impulsiveness leads him to making the wrong decisions at the wrong time. He is not all that bright, often dismissing common knowledge, acting out of instinct instead of thinking things through, & underestimating his opponents. His bravery & cowardice appear to fluctuate in his appearances, though he is more courageous nowadays than he used to be since he's got nothing left to lose anymore.
Heartman always wanted to see the good in his frenenemy Emperor Dan, even if he committed xenocide on his race. In time, Heartman saw that his own people didn't really care for him anyway, all more selfish than he was, acting out of their own volition to spread & infest as opposed to follow Heartman's vision. Heartman forgave Dan because he knew he wasn't 100% evil, & that there was some humanity still in him. After all, Dan has allowed Heartman to stay on Earth & even let him visit his house several times. 
Over the course of the series, Heartman has made much more enemies than friends, but that was because he usually mixed with the wrong crowd. After his awakening, he seemed to gain an increase in intelligence, achieving some form of inner peace & sharing his positivity in a non-forceful way with those he would come across. He even ended up making more friends along the way like Batman, Ant-Man, Claudius, Imhotep, Fallaballa (sometimes), & even Dozer (to an extent).
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Physical Abilities ===
Wollip Strength: With a body built for combat, Heartman is incredibly strong, being able to move his body surprisingly quick for someone who's technically obese. He has fought many foes in his lives including Shadow Shoulders, Babyman, Fallaballa, Unwoak, Jason Voorhees, & Sinister Smiley. He can even throw a weapon hard enough to impale someone when it isn't even sharp. In his first two lives, he was strong enough to destroy a large building, but in his third life he's strong enough to destroy a small town.
* Body Slam: This is Heartman's preferred physical attack; throwing his weight around & charging into his opponents at full force. He used this technique to defeat Girly Man once.
Wollip Speed: While Heartman's travel speeds aren't very fast due to his body type & sheer mass,he can run at subsonic speeds when provoked since he was able to run away from Jason Voorhees. His combat/reaction speeds are a transonic 767 miles per hour since he can block & counter Bassinator's Bass Beam, which is made of sound.
Durability: Heartman has an incredibly durable body, being able to take hits from opponents far stronger than him & remain in action. For example, he endured a brutal beating from Jason & was able to withstand not one, but two strikes from a malnourished Darth Nihilus' Force Lightning. Although he was knocked down & remained immobile for a moment, he was able to get back up & walk away like nothing happened. He was also able to recover from Bassinator's Sonic Roar, take a beating from Sinister Smiley, & get back up after being choked out by Unwoak. Not to mention, his earlier days of fighting Nulite/Human Hybrids, Babyman, & other entities has shaped him into a tough fighter. He is tough enough to survive the destruction of a small town.
Retraction: As a Wollip, Heartman can retreat into his biomass as a means of concealment & protection.
Regeneration: Even before his awakening, Heartman has shown the ability to heal relatively quickly from major cut/stab wounds, as he slowly recovered from Josh stabbing his biomass with a Spartan Sword & several machete slashes from Jason. He's also used this power to recover from Archaios' & Drowzon II's lazer vision attacks. As of 2016, his body emits a bright white flash when he heals, temporarily blinding his opponent so he can heal undisturbed.
Limited Absorption: Heartman has limited absorption capabilities. This means that he can physically absorb certain things in his biomass. For example, he hides his I Love Lucy VHS tape in his biomass, & he's also used this ability to help Babyman defeat the Dark Red Rag of Doom. However, when that happened, the effort nearly killed him. It is unknown if he honed this technique over time, as he once tried to absorb the Emotion Cauldron, but he never got the chance to do so.
Enhanced Smell: An ability given to him off-screen by the tape, Heartman is able to sniff out someone if he's looking for them, not unlike a dog. He tried doing so when he was seeking out Darth Nihilus during THIS SUNDAY NIGHT. In that same video, he was able to tell that Malachite's spoon was silver automatically thanks to being able to smell the metal.
=== Special Powers ===
Energy Manipulation: Heartman can manipulate different types of energy for various purposes. One such display is how he can create a brief flash of light when he heals.
* Energy Absorption: Heartman can absorb energy from only a few particular sources. This would include Jeptums. For some reason, Heartman can naturally absorb energy emitted by Jeptums, unless they happen to use electric-based energy.
*Positive Energy Empowerment: When he's in a good mood, Heartman draws power from his/someone else's happiness. It does not drain one's happiness, though, it just makes him feel better when he knows someone else is happy (especially if it's because of him).
*Heart Beam: Heartman's desperation move is the Heart Beam; his signature attack. By charging up all the energy stored within him, Heartman can fire a powerful lazer beam from his mouth. It is pink in color & characterized by the heart-shaped energy spirals wrapped around it. He has used it against opponents stronger than him like Bassinator & Sinister Smiley. What makes it dangerous is that it pushes all positive feelings out of the target, their motivation being overpowered by Heartman's positivity. However, because of the toll it takes on his body, Heartman will only use this power if he is all out of options. And depending how determined his enemy is, they can resist the effects of the beam.
== Equipment ==
Lightsaber (formerly): While in the Cringe Dimension, Heartman briefly used a star-brand adamantium lightsaber with a green crystal. He never struck anyone with it & only used it to defend himself from Bassinator. However, after getting caught by Doombringer, the lightsaber was confiscated.
Anomalous VHS Tape: Heartman carries with him at all times an anomalous VHS tape of I Love Lucy. Within its reels is contained a mysterious power bestowed upon it by an unknown memetic entity.
* Acoustikinesis: Slowly raising the tape while mimicking the face on its cover causes a distorted rendition of "Wake Me Up" by Evanescence to play.
* Dimension-Scrambled Respawn: In early 2017, it was seemingly destroyed by Cyclome, but it actually respawned in the Redimension for Batman to give back to Heartman despite it first being found in the Cringe Dimension. It would seem that whenever it is physically destroyed, the tape reappears in another dimension at random.
* Power Bestowal: Every time Heartman touches the tape he gains a new power/ability, which are seemingly random. The powers he's obtained from it are the Heart Beam & his Enhanced Smell. He can also share this gift of power with others, but they have to watch the tape first; the longer they watch, the more likely the power they get will benefit them. It is unknown what the true extent of this tape's powers are.
Weighted Clothing: Ever since he escaped the Cringe Dimension, Heartman decided to make something of himself & train to become a better fighter. During this, he obtained a special set of heavy robes that he trains with. He takes them off during battle to make him stronger, since he feels lighter from letting off the stress of the weighted clothing, able to move faster as a result.
Bamboo Staff: Heartman's main weapon is a bamboo staff, which he can throw like a javelin to impale someone despite it not even being sharp on either end.
Pink Razor-Hat: To honor a fallen member of his race, Heartman sometimes carried with him Girly Man's pink hat, its rim having barbed wire hidden in its seams. He only ever used this as a weapon once against Jason, but to no avail. Although he has not been seen with it since, it's likely he still has it. 
The Dagger of the Gods: During October 2018, Heartman found a mysterious dagger with a shiny blade & a golden hilt/sheath that fell from the explosion of the Skullsteroid. King Hastur calls it the Dagger of the Gods. All that is known about it is that it was created by the Elder Gods & can harm the Great Old Ones (to an extent). It was able to cut off Pennywise's hand with it, though he regenerated it soon afterward (albeit slower than usual).
== Weaknesses ==
Wollips have a natural vulnerability to silver. Because of this, many weapons have been forged from silver to vanquish these creatures. Even if you don't kill them with it, prolonged exposure to silver will still cause severe damage to them. The reason for this is that Wollip skin cells cause silver to rapidly tarnish, corroding both the metal & their skin at the same time. Besides that & his idiotic demeanor, Heartman is also weak to electricity, though he's been able to resist it rather well.
== Trivia ==
* His voice is very similar to Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants. This could be intentional, as they're both big, pink, & dimwitted. However, any connection to Patrick's "I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!" quote is coincidental.
* His short-lasting battle with Darth Nihilus in Super Battle Bros: THIS SUNDAY NIGHT was based off of some fanart drawn of the two that originated from DeviantART, but the drawing appears to be gone & the artist's name has unfortunately been forgotten.
* Him saying "E is for pants" in Time is Running Out is a reference to the crudely-made, vulgar, obscure adult cartoon called Retarded Animal Babies.
== Filmography ==
# Megadanzilla vs. Heartman
# Pirates Journey #62: The Return*
# 100 Subscriber Special!*
# Randomness!: Outside!?!?* 
# Babyman vs. The Dark Red Rag of Doom* 
# Randomness!: The Longest Episode* 
# Randomness: Derpity-Derp* 
# R4ND0MN355: Heartman Got Fat*
# R4ND0MN355: Why did Heartman get Fatter?*
# R4ND0MN355: Heartman vs. Shadow Shoulders (Part 1)*
# R4ND0MN355: Heartman vs. Shadow Shoulders (Part 2)*
# R4ND0MN355: My Fingernail!!*
# R4ND0MN355: Friday the Fatteenth*
# R4ND0MN355: Slendy meets the Others*
# Heartman & the Headless Horseman's Horrifying Halloween Havoc
# A Change of Heart 
# Close Encounters of the Stupid Kind 
# Heartman Meets Batman 
# Stupid Mickey & the Horrors of the Graliens 
# The Hunt for the Omnitrix 
# R4ND0MN355: 400 Subscriber Special* 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 3: Jumping to Violence 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 4: Let’s Strike a Deal 
# The Awakening of King Tuckyourshirtin*
# Fun with Plushtwi
# THE FILTHY CHRONICLES OF DANKNESS: FALLABALLA’S WORST HANGOVER EVER*
# R4ND0MN355: Destroy All Wollips*
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 7: GET REKT N00B 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 8: Heartman Wants a Revolution 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 10: A Lone Mission
# Heartman & Dozer’s Adventure in the CRINGE DIMENSION 
# ESCAPE FROM THE CRINGE DIMENSION 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 18: The Return of Heartman 
# Stupid Mickey’s Dark Secret (stock footage)
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 19: Batman Goes into the Redimension
# PROJECT: HOMUNCULUS 
# Super Battle Bros: THIS SUNDAY NIGHT 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 6: The Ides of March 
# Super Battle Bros: Jason Voorhees vs. Heartman 
# Time is Running Out 
# THE FILTHY CHRONICLES OF DANKNESS: FALLABALLA’S SECOND WORST HANGOVER EVER
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 8: Hallows Blade 
# The Weirdest Valentine’s Day Special Ever 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 21: Ithaqua, the Wind Walker (off-screen)
# Super Battle Bros: Ultraman Has a Story to Tell
# The Impression of the Doki 
# The Return of IT 
# The Third Weirdest New Year’s Special Ever 
# A Dark Mystery Unveiled 
# IT’S LEIF ERIKSON DAY 
# Artificial Love 
# The Beast Who Threatens All
# The Death of Liberty
KEY: The * means this entry is semi-canon.
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