April Vacation Playhouse

Musical guest - Ne-Yo
Guest star: Brittany Snow
== Quotes ==
[Scene: Study. Brittany Snow is sitting at her desk.]
Brittany Snow: Hello, I'm Brittany Snow. The following tale of the Federal Communications Commission was true and by true I mean false. It's all lies but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth. The answer is no. Now the story begins on a Friday morning that seems during taping, things were as heptic as usual. Henry was trying to escape from Mr. Foot, while June laughs sinisterly, and then, the entire studio seemed to be crumbling apart! suddenly, all of this came screeching to a halt when Mr. Stockdale walked in the room. And you better believe it, he wasn't happy
Mr. Stockdale: Hank! Jane! It seems that this is going to be one of your worst years yet.
June: What happened, Henry's secret Thundergirl shrine was exposed to the public. 
Henry: *rolls eyes* Wow, with friends like this 
Mr. Stockdale: Get serious! I just got this letter from the FCC! It reads, I've been an "irresponsible" adult manager. Unless I send you off to find a job, Kablam! is going to go Kaput!
Henry: And we should care... WHY? 
June: No studio = no home, Hanksky. It means we can't get money, and we have to pull the plug on everyone who work here!
Henry: like we really need that flea-ridden, and by flea-ridden, I mean well rounded
Erica: yes, gotta love that dog who could act like a boy
Kayla: and it’s similar to Disney's Teacher's Pet
Henry: hello everyone, how can I help you?
Ryan: eight milkshakes please
Henry: You see, me and June were apart of a show called 'Kablam!" The motto: 'Where cartoons and comics collide!'. It was the good life, we were the hosts, the sketches were zany, we even danced the Macarena!
June: This is boring! Make it snappy-
Ryan: June, you should probably stop. We don't have time for a big tolerance for jokes.
Henry: as I was saying, it was all good up until now
Simon: why are you not hosting? 
Henry: Because some stupid guys in black called the FCC want to flag our network manager, Mr. Stockdale, for 'IRRESPONSIBILTY'. If we didn't get a job here at the American diner, the show would be canceled.
June: We're hosts of a 4 season cartoon cramaganza, complete with action figures! FYI, all until now, do you want to know what happened?
Corey: what is it?
June: some guys in black kicked us out. If we don't serve you some milkshakes, the show is cancelled.
Kayla: well, your in luck. 
June: sheesh hanksy, are we gonna wash our hands or what?
Henry: oh no you don’t, so can you please make it look like we’re normal?
Brittany Snow: And so from this simple man kicked the hosts out from cartoon cramming to do a job. I'm Brittany Snow. Good night.
Declan: those burgers were tasty
Erica: The Nick Jr Lunch Munch Song was played when lunchtime starts
Holly: I never saw the look on your managers face
June: And my friend Jimmy McGee is a world-renowned telemarketer, and part time superhero named SalamiMan.
All 8 hosts: salami what now?
June: The "Three Weeks Later" montage? Hansky, that's it. I asked you to stop this, and you didn't listen to me. I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice. I've called the FCC.
Henry: Oh yeah, I know all about it, who’s the FCC, you ask?
Declan: ♪♪ They will clean up all your green rooms in a manner such as this ♪♪
Ryan: ♪♪ They will make you take your bags when you want to find a job ♪♪
Simon: ♪♪ And they'll make you call your friends that the show would be on put ♪♪
Simon, Declan and Ryan: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪
♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪
Simon: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪
Declan: ♪♪ Make a joke about someone knocking and they order in the troops♪♪
Ryan: ♪♪ Any network manager who could tell them everybody get out!♪♪
Simon, Declan and Ryan: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪
♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. ♪♪
Henry: ♪♪ And if you find yourself with some young thing ♪♪
♪♪ You're gonna have to make her play its ding-a-ling, ♪♪
♪♪ Cause you can't do that, kids! ♪♪
Simon: ♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst♪♪
Declan: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be posted ♪♪
Ryan: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place they should have see it at first! ♪♪
Simon, Declan and Ryan: ♪♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪
Henry, Simon, Declan and Ryan: ♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪
Kayla: didn’t you guys remember Willems previously created The Off-Beats for Nickelodeon's KaBlam! before working on this animated show?
Ryan: sure, he did, it follows a runaway sheep living in his new life in "the Big City"
Simon: Remember back on the November 17th 2000 show, Double D had hosting duty and was notably nervous already, since a new show (Sheep in the Big City) was premiering that night. 
Shannon: Then, enter Johnny Bravo, whose in full troll mode, actively trying to annoy him the whole night and pick at his sanity, with Chicken joining in nearly halfway into the night
Corey: and right before the premiere, Double D finally snaps at Johnny and Chicken and sics I.R. Baboon on them, who proceeds to chase them
Declan: but what if they should reimagine this
Holly: only to have Tuddrussel and Numbuh 4 messing around with Double D
Erica: we'll talk about more later. But now, it’s time to put some toys to bed and say goodnight. After a yummy supper, taking a bath is so much fun. Don't forget to brush you teeth. Now it's the best part of all, slip into your comfy pyjamas and snuggle up with a book before closing your eyes and going to sleep, so, let’s watch what a wonderful day
David and Bev: It's a lovely brand new day 
Time to wake up, time to play
Noon time, lunch time, sun is high 
Lunch and a nap –the hours fly
Afternoon- it's time for friends 
Having fun that never ends
Evening comes, the sun goes down 
Now it's bath and supper time
The sky is dark the stars are bright 
Now it's time to say goodnight
Female narrator: now it's... Evening.
David and Bev: The sun has set 
Evening has come 
Soon it will be dark, 
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and ducks
Bev: We sit by the window pane, 
Look, it's twilight again 
Our toy-room is a mess 
Puzzles and pieces of chess
We put our toys to sleep 
Now the toy- box is neat 
Bye bye, Pete the dog 
Bye Bye,Hop the frog 
Tomorrow we shall meet
David and Bev: The sun has set 
Evening has come 
Soon it will be dark 
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and ducks
Bev: Time to wash our hands and eat 
Suppertime is such a treat 
David and Bev: Splashing in the bath is so much fun 
It means the day is almost done
Bev: Our pajamas go over our head 
We brush our teeth before going to bed 
David and Bev: We take a look 
In our favorite book 
Goodnight to all our friends
The sun has set 
Evening has come 
Soon it will be dark 
We'll say goodbye
Sing a lullaby
To sparrows, chicks and duuuu duuuu ducks 
To sparrows, chicks and duuuu duuu ducks 
Soon it will be dark
(all 8 cohosts applaud the what a wonderful day cartoon)
Erica: Well, now we are back, Iet's see if there’s anymore shows.
Shannon: i hear that in 2001, the network received Time Squad and Grim & Evil and in 2002, Codename: Kids Next Door became a full series after being chosen in the previous year's Big Pick Weekend
Kayla: Actually, I think they did a pretty good job of that already.
Ryan: Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Cartoon Cartoons
Simon: It's on Cartoon Network. I'm pretty sure you know that.
Declan: I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while about a group of five 10-year-old children who operate from a high-tech treehouse, fighting against adult villains 
Erica: I think plenty of people have seen a show about a trio of hapless "time cops" living in the far distant future who travel back in time. Their fans are pretty loyal to them
Holly: Oh, yeah? AII 42 of them?
Shannon: (SIGHS) I'm not gonna let you get to me this time.
Corey: Well, maybe I got time for another cartoon then. It's called Life Without A Paddle.
Shannon: I hate you, Guys!
He is an artist who’s single was from his second album and he's going to perform it for us right now.
Everybody, it's Ne-Yo with Miss Independant!
(crowd cheering)
Ne-Yo: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Ooh it's somethin' about
Just somethin' about the way she move
I can't figure it out
It's somethin' about her
Said ooh it's somethin' about
Kind of woman that want you, but don't need you
Hey, I can't figure it out
It's somethin' about her
'Cause she walk like a boss
Talk like a boss
Manicured nails to set the pedicure off
She's fly effortlessly
And she move like a boss
Do what a boss do
She got me thinkin' about gettin' involved
That's the kind of girl I need, oh
She got her own thing
That's why I love her
Miss Independent
Won't you come and spend a little time?
She got her own thing
That's why I love her
Miss Independent
Ooh the way we shine, Miss Independent, yeah
Mmm, her favorite thing to say
"Don't worry I got it"
Mmm, and everything she got
Best believe she bought it
Mmm, she gon' steal my heart
Ain't no doubt about it
Girl, you're everything I need
Said you're everything I need
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, oh!
She got her own thing
That's why I love her
(That's why I love her)
Miss Independent
(Independent)
Won't you come and spend a little time?
She got her own thing
(She got, she got)
That's why I love her
(That's why I love that girl)
Miss Independent
Ooh, the way we shine, Miss Independent
Miss Independent
That's why I love her
Henry: Let’s have a big thank you to our musical guest 
June: Ne-Yo! 
Henry: Good night everybody!
TEENAGER: And so concludes our tale. I'm Brittany Snow. Good night. And keep laughing!
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!Category:Episodes