Dr. Large

Dr. Large, né Infamous Large is a big and very fartitudinous version of the Medic who's injected himself with Fatman Syringes™. He is the second angriest gamer you've ever heard behind the AVGN and Fatmagic, because he also is injecting perscription kritzkreig syringes into himself (or, what is more commonly called ANGE® SYRINGES, because the anger is what gives him power). He is also very obese and LARGE.
== Interests ==
Dr. Large likes eating a lot. He has his own mustang channel where Fatmagic occasionally comes on and drives his car on him. Dr. Large does not feel pain from this, however he does feel emotional paint for he is also into naked body painting. Dr. Large has painted many Minecraft paintings on himself, including but not limited to the 15 new ones. Dr. Large also likes Orange Kid more than Apple Kid, and would rather eat his inventions instead.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
Dr. Large was born to Dr. Large's Mom on , 1976. He weighed £10 at birth; since nobody understands what £10 means outside of the Americans we'll convert it to the more medically recognized $12.32. Multiply it by 1,000 and that's the medical bill for how much she couldn't afford to keep him. So his mom sold all of his organs to make up for the cost of his birth. He was fed Methylamine and ®BENADRYL to keep him alive. Without the money, she made him rest on dirty shirts every night instead of his crib until the age of 5, when they finally went to the river to wash those dirty shirts. (They were clean until they were on the floor again with the ants.)
His favorite thing to do as a kid was read the novelization of The SpongeBob Movie over and over again until the book became a beek and started picking at his teeth. He grew fond with the beek just as the beek grew fond of him, and they started a symbiotic relationship together. Without organs Dr. Large didn't Taste The Pain™ of his gums bleeding. But without a heart, he could not feel the same love it had had for him. Dr. Large had only half a deck of cards in his chest and none of them were hearts, which is why he burned it to death. The joker (who got away) was what truly kept Dr. Large alive and well. It is said that this joker is a fraternal twin to Jevil, though this shame theory is unproven by current medical science.
=== Organ Harvesting ===
Fast forward a few years later, and he realized he has no organs. Very frustrated by this he decided to overdose on Vitamin C, but his body was unkillable. He decided to go to medical school after this because he wanted to koth_harvest some organs from people using the Vitasaw to make him from Fat-Free to Whole Milk again. He began out as a shiny dentist, because no other fields were open at the time. He grew apples in his back yard as to grow a melee resistance to them, for his plan to obtain Heaven in a Pucci style required he obtain a bunch of apples, apples for his master plan of becoming alive with organs. For years Dr. Large ran an orchard and acquired a total of 43 apples, however could only bring himself to eat 5 of these malus domesticas. But that didn't matter because he made a very large kebab and wrapped it around a power transformer, though it wasn't floor rats who'd try to eat it but instead the rats of the sky: pigeons from Scout's chest. For 5 seconds straight, there was no power to the hospital until the emergency generator turned on. Which is when Dr. Large gave up to become Invader Zim and just accepted his fate of not being able to illegally harvest organs. For that, he kept his medical license.
Instead he'd harvest organs from The Noid with blessings from Hatsune Miku. They discussed this over toilet wine at a Domino's with her lawyer Saul Goodman, who advised him to do this since The Noid was "a liability" and he could legally do whatever he wanted with it since it "had rabbit ears" and "wasn't protected under any wildlife fair game acts". Unfortunately for Dr. Large, the organ transplant failed since The Noid wasn't human, and thus resorted to the Home Dome Clinic to get his organ fix, as they often harvest all the organs from those who cannot afford their medical bills.
=== Modern ===
He now lives in the flank route that is The Wine Cellar of Pier, organs and all. Some still say that people around the UnWorld still come there to his wine cellar to try and kill him, but as previously stated, his body cannot be killed. When he's not living there, he hands out prescription drugs, and now studies in Fatology (the study of fatness (as opposed to fatsans)). His most recent breakthrough was on how to actually lose weight the fast and easy way. Some would say it is "fat magic"; others a scam. However since this wasn't very interesting, he threw his own research to the fire and brimstone, much to the dismay of fat people around the UnWorld.
=== Death ===
It wasn't known to the public, but for years he was stealing people's skeletons like in Meet the Medic and selling them on the dark web. One of the people who he shouldn't have stole their skeletons was miraculously able to regrow his skeleton after eating lots of calcium rocks on Planet X. This guy was of course Nappa. Anyways, after Nappa took out his revenge on Dr. Large. He donated Dr. Large's broken skeleton to science, where it was immediately fed to a pack of wild wolves "for science". This of course was done by Aperture Science, who thought he was a big shot.
Category:Team Fortress 2
Category:Freaks
Category:Big Faces
Category:Doctors
Category:White-skinned guys
Category:Guys
Category:Guys that were thrown into The German Prison
Category:Guys who served in wars
Category:Powerful
Category:Invincible
Category:Fat people
Category:Magicians
Category:Crazy guys
Category:Guys with a big ego
Category:Guys with a big crime record
Category:True Berserkers
Category:Berserkers
Category:Juggernaut
Category:True Freaks
Category:Freaky Killers
Category:Freaky maniacs
Category:Maniacs
Category:True Monsters
Category:Killers
Category:Murderers
Category:Villains with sad backstories
Category:Super powerful
Category:Super deadly
Category:Super scary
Category:Scary
Category:Scary and dangerous
Category:Dangerous people
Category:Dangerous
Category:Deadly
Category:True Killers
Category:Scary and dangerous
Category:Pages that are in a lot of categories