Rich Evans

Rich Evans is Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman handsome gay best friend. He has a fondness for Dog-Nipples and wet tablecloths. He has the laugh of a eunuch Hyena. He is also known for playing the popular youtube icon Mr. Plinkett and his fake son's/daughter's/wife's/grandson's/granddaughter's/sister's/mother-in-law.
Rich Evans was born "Christmas Jones Radeon HD 7970" on September 13th, 2047. Due to the upcoming Tachyon World War, he was actually born after his own death and has been living his life backwards. Growing up he had a tough time at school, since he already has a vast knowledge of the future and didnt require any further education, he spent most of his time in school drinking cheap whiskey and porking fat chicks. As an old man, he experienced terrible health problems brought on by a lifetime of alcohol abuse, of which he is finally now enjoying stating, "I've already paid my dues spending my retirement in and out of hospitals so fuck it." Rich has had to learn to speak forwards which is backwards from his own perspective, leaving him with what appears to be a speech impediment or mild brain damage. Rich doesn't yet know why he changed his name but he is hoping that it wasn't to do with the overwhelming feelings of guilt he has experienced all his life for a possible murder of a dance instructor that he thinks he commits in his upcoming twenties. When asked what it's like to live your life in reverse order Rich Evans is often heard to reply, "It annoys the piss out of me. Nothing makes sense and I can't kill myself. I've tried... I've tried... I've tried. But it's already happened." Rich Evans now resides in Milwaukee for the last eight years, then he moves to Germany for a failed marriage.