Volvic Commercials

==Transcript==
===Commercial #1===
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: Raah! What are you doing, Mr. Volcano?
*George the Volcano: Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with volcanicity.
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: Eh?
*George the Volcano: Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water, that grabs light by the conkers, and hydrates you till you shout "Come on, world, I'll have you for breakfast!" Try some.
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: (Drinking) Mmm, yeah, I do feel hydrated. Come on, world! I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan, and I'll have you for breakfast! Roar! (George roars as well in the background)
*Narrator: Volcano filters so it's full of volcanicity.
*George the Volcano: Yes.
===Commercial #2===
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: George, you still filling your water with volcanicity?
*George the Volcano: And making it tasty for the ladies.
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: George, so suave.
*George the Volcano: Well, my birds do like a twist with the water.
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: Your birds? You can't say that!
*George the Volcano: My birds! They like a fruit flavour when they're hydrating. Look - birds! Tasty water, original and sugar-free.
*Pteranodon: This water is duplamund delicious!
*George the Volcano: I'm the daddy now!
*Narrator: Volcano filters so it's full of volcanicity.
*George the Volcano: Yes.
===Commercial #3===
*George the Volcano: Busy day, Alan?
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: Yes. I'm planning to snuff out all the sabretooth tigers, and the plotting involved is astronomical! I'm up to me ears in graphs, charts and flow diagrams and I've only got a brain the size of a pea.
*George the Volcano: How do you do it, Alan? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive? It's got ginseng and guarana, and will help keep you alert.
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: Yes I do. Now, I'm off to eat someone's parents...
*George the Volcano: Well done to Revive!
*Narrator: Volcano filters so it's full of volcanicity.
*George the Volcano: Yes.
===Commercial #4===
*George the Volcano: Stimulating new Volvic Revive will help keep Alan alert for all his busy carnivorous plotting, right Alan?
*Tyrannosaurus Alan: Yeah!
*George the Volcano: New Volvic Revive.
Category:Commercials