Molt Down

musical guest - Courtney Barnett
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: Greetings, and welcome to… (A roller coaster crashes through the wall) Ah! Guests! Could I offer you some lemonade?
Alyssa: Man! That has to be the worst amusement park I have ever been to! I mean, we're lucky to escape with our lives!
Sophia: I agree! The world will be a much better place when Wonder Park is gone for good! [Everyone claps] 
Henry: Excuse me, did you just mention Wonder Park!? 
Mackenzie: Yeah. Wonder Park. They're gonna close it. Tomorrow! Forever! 
Henry: better go! Here’s action league now
Mia: what about our lemonade?
*Action league now*
Narrator: Dateline: Kitchen Hospital. where his dishonor, The Mayor became a doctor.
The Mayor: push, keep pushing
Quarky: Gee, Uncle Stinky. isn’t it wrong to gawk at unfortunate creatures?
Stinky Diver: No way!! She’s coming!
The Mayor: Its A Very Small Baby!
Thunder Girl: Aww...it’s a smaller but cute baby girl.
Stinky Diver: Blimey! it’s a grotesque parody of the human life!
Stinky Diver: you want a piece of me?!
Narrator: Today’s Episode, Small Baby. Where we find our heroes at a local command post devising a careful strategy to deal with a delicate situation.
Stinky: Smash It! Crush It! Destroy It!
Bill The Lab Guy: No. Not violence.
The Chief: Oy, Bill, Didn't you hear me? I said, turn it down!
Thunder Girl: Big Baby sort of grabbed your daughter Quarky and fan off with her.
Bill: that thing has my daughter?!? (screams) Smash It! Crush It! Destroy It!
Narrator: is the Action League in deep Doo Doo? can they dwell a crying monster that can meet their diaper doom? stay tuned for the action swaddled conclusion of Action League Now!.
Henry: It looks like I’m the Emcee for the festival, gonna welcome everything 
(he looks at the tickets)
Henry: welcome one, welcome all...
Tommy, Repunzil, and August: Is that Henry?
Henry: yep, I’m the Emcee of the Cartoon town festival
Tommy, Repunzil, and August: NOOOOOO!
Henry: yep! There’s so many events, entertainment, live music, foods and drinks, and rides
August: Oh, please, Mr. Soon To Be Ex-owner. Could you see in your heart, to let us ride all our favorite rides? 
Repunzil: is it Sniz? Fondue? Anemia?
Tommy: It’s the musician girl!
Betty anne: Yes, that’s me!
Henry: what a good girl
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed: The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #100: Celebrate.
Narrator: End.
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Life With Loopy, What a wonderful day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Narrator: Action League NOW!
Narrator: Small Baby: Big Trouble, little girl, little hope. as a terrible toddler climbs into dizzy-ing heights. The Action League glamours for answers.
Quarky: Help! Do Something!
Bill: I'm a scientist, mustn't let feelings get in the way. Think.
Meltman: who could think with that stench?
Flesh: really. who wafted one?
Bill: stench. waft? that's it! come on, people! we got work to do.
Narrator: and so with time running out...
Stinky Diver: What is that? Turn it down, will ya?
The Mayor: Here's more trouble.
The Flesh: Ramming Speed!
The Chief: Jumping Jackrabbits! amazing! what a difference a diaper could make.
The Flesh: I'll say.
Quarky: Daddy! Your saved!
Bill: Quarky, you're alright.
Quarky: thanks to the Action League.
Thunder Girl: Hey, Stinky. I thought you hated babies.
Stinky Diver: I thought so too.
Narrator: The End.
Henry: Ladies and gentlemen
Henry and June: Courtney Barnett!
(crowd cheers)
Courtney Barnett: I don't know a lot about you but
You seem to know a lot about me so
I take a little time out 
I take a little time out
I'm sorry that I lost my patience
You deserve better it's true
I need a little time out
I need a little time out
From me, me, me, me
And you, ooh, you, ooh
Open up your insides show us
Your inner most lecherous
I'll rip it out carefully
I promise you won't feel a thing
Everybody wants to have their say
Forever waiting for some car crash
I need a little time out
I need a little time out
From me, me, me, me
And you, ooh, you, ooh
Shave your head to see how it feels
Emotionally it's not that different
But to the hand it's beautiful
Yeah to the hand it's beautiful
You seem to have the weight of the world
Upon your bony shoulders well hold on
You need a little time out
You need a little time out
From you, you, you, you
And me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Larry Cooper: Hi! Larry here. I wanna tell you a story about how loopy gets a haircut
Loopy: Mom, where are we going?
Mrs. Cooper: to get you a new haircut.
Mr. Cooper: Pumpkin, your mother's got the beauty and glamor since last year, remember, she is attending the party
Loopy (outraged): The party?! Sounds like fun!
Larry (narrating): what happened next came quite a shock.
Hairdresser: What are you gonna have your hair done?
Loopy: Short. Shorter than a dead out bald
Larry (narrating); So, she want her hair short
Mrs. Cooper: Is she gonna be ok? Honey?
Larry: but then...
Loopy: hey wait! Where am I?
Mr. Cooper: nope, I think she got her own stylishness
Larry (narrating); after that, It’s her mum's turn 
Mr. Cooper: your hair is beautiful! 
Loopy: Yay, I am so beautiful!
Larry (narrating): See, Loopy would never harm a hair, but her dad, he deserves for screaming and shouting the house down 
Henry: What are you doing?
August: We're doing what any concerned person does when they're left no choice.
Repunzil: Yeah! We're chaining ourselves to a gate.
June: Well, I hope you don't plan on staying chained for long. Or you'll miss the big grand opening tonight.
Tommy: The grand what?
June: The grand opening. But as you can see, The only reason we're closing down wonder park is because the American pool bar The Gator's Refuge is opening tonight. See for yourself
Betty anne: I’m the owner of it 
Henry: Isn't she something? 
June: Once again 
Henry and June: Courtney Barnett! 
Courtney Barnett: The city looks pretty when you been indoors
For 23 days I've ignored all your phone calls
Everyone's waiting when you get back home
They don't know where you been, why you gone so long
Friends treat you like a stranger and
Strangers treat you like their best friend, oh well
Spare a thought for the ones that came before
All in a daze bending backwards to reach your goal
Sometimes I get sad
It's not all that bad
One day, maybe never
I'll come around
The city takes pity on your injured soul
And heavenly prose ain't enough good to fill that hole
Everyone's soaked in animosity
It's vicious in winter, you never say what you mean
Friends treat you like a stranger and
Strangers treat you like their best friend, oh well
Wakin' up to another dismal day
You got a ways to go, you oughta be grateful
Sometimes I get mad
It's not half as bad
Pull yourself together
And just calm down
I'll be what you want, oh when you want it
But I'll never be what you need
And the city looks pretty from where I'm standing
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