Tigerstar Tries Out Facebook

This is a spoof by Dawny xD
===Signing up:===
Tigerstar- "Ok, so Sasha has told me about this new site called Facebook. What is it about? I thought people face booked themselves but nooo! Sasha says its about a chatting site! So I get one fucking thing wrong! I never heard of this damn site before, she can fucking deal with that!" *Goes to Facebook.com and stares at screen*
Darkstripe- "Tigerstar, your supposed to click sign up..." *Points at the sign up button*
Tigerstar- "What the hell? What is this stupidness my eyes have seen?" *Troll face*
Darkstripe- *Facepaw* "It is how you make an account."
Tigerstar- "DON'T YOU GET SMART WITH ME!" *Unseatlhes claws and makes a creepy face*
Darkstripe- "Awkward..."
Tigerstar- "Ok its asking me, whats my name...TIGERSTAR GOD DAMNIT!" *Types it in furiously*
Darkstripe- "Sigh....Tigerstar, just type in Tigerstar, not TIGERSTAR GOD DAMNIT!" *Moves Tigerstar and re-types it in*
Tigerstar- *Glares at Darkstripe and shoves him to ground screaming* "ITS MY FUDGING ACCOUNT!"
Darkstripe- "Ok, ok gosh, now type in your age."
Tigerstar- *Types in, Im dead*
Darkstripe- *Facepaw* "No Tigerstar, your AGE!"
Tigerstar- "OH! WELL THEN!"
Darkstripe- "Type it in!" *Makes a GTFO face*
Tigerstar- *Types in 45 moons* "There. Happy now?"
Darkstripe- *Nods* "Now type in your first and last name, like, Tiger Star"
Tigerstar- *Hums while typing in Tiger-Star* "Ok, its asking me for an email...."
Darkstripe- "Remember? Tiggypoo123@aol.com?" *Laughs a bit*
Tigerstar- *Eyes squint* "Ummm....ok..."
Darkstripe- *Bursts out laughing as Tigerstar types it in.*
Tigerstar- *Makes a GTFO face and slaps Darkstripe.* "You wanna go bro? I'll kill you like I killed yo mama!"
Darkstripe- "No sir!" *Sits and twiddles with his paws*
Tigerstar- "Hmmmm....a good password.... I KNOW!" *Types in the word password*
Darkstripe- *Rolls on ground boredly*
Tigerstar- *Glares at him and shakes head.* "Hmm...my birth date.... I'll just choose randomlly! May, 5, 1995!"
Darkstripe- "Now type in your gender and your done..."
Tigerstar- *Hums and clicks: MALE*
Message on screen- *You have now been signed up to Facebook.*
Tigerstat- What is this- this mousbrained thing?!
Category:Dawny's Spoofs
Category:Spoofs