My Little Pony Freindship is Magic Fan Series: Episode 5 Wild Wild Paintball

==Synphosis==
The Gang decided to have a game of paintball at Wacky World....but when the prize is announced...everything goes to hell
==Characters==
Blaze A.K.A BatStallion
Grimshot
Phazon
Applejack
Twilight
Rarity
Windrider
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Derpy
Docter Whooves
Viynl
==Preview==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl7t4c4pwxM
...
0:07 Grimshot:ponyville...has gotten out of control...
(shows a pony being shot by a paintball)
Phazon:im scared...
(Windrider slaps Phazon)
Windrider:pull yourself together
Grimshot:ever since wacky joe announced that prize the whole town has gone to hell!
Rarity:what ever shall we do Grimshot?...
Grimshot:i think...there is only one man who can stop this now...
(shows a figure)
(shows him shooting two stallions with a paintball gun)
Grimshot:we may need to call the help of....him
Rarity:what about Blaze?....he hasent been seen for days...
Grimshot:Blaze would've wanted us to save ponyville...not look for him...
0:34 (shows Figure landed on van)
Stallion:its the bat!, shoot him!
(throws smoke bomb)
Grimshot:the only way we could stop this reckless war is...to team up with the Batstallion
Rarity:What?, thats nonesense, the bat only works by himself...
Grimshot:its our only way out of this Rarity!.
Rarity: ...
(shows Grimshot handing Rarity a gun)
Grimshot:are you with me Rarity...
Rarity:till the end dear...
(shows them going out the door)
(shows a bunch of ponys outside)
(grimshot skids into cover)
(shows Rarity shooting 2 ponys)
(goes into cover)
Rarity:were pinned down!
Grimshot:wait....whats that?...
(shows a figure glideing)
Pony Thug:ITS THE BAT STALLION!, SHOOT!
(shows all thugs shooting)no
(Bat stallion dodges them all)
(shoots one stallion, then uses him as a shield to get to the other side)
(throws him into a bale of hay)
(sweeps 2 ponys, then shoots them)
(shows a pony looking very scared)
(Batstallion looks at him)
(ponys runs)
(Batstallion aims.....then fires)
(pony falls down)
Grimshot:is that you...Batstallion?
Batstallion: ...what is it...
1:56 PREPARE....FOR ACTION
(shows Phazon putting someone in a neck hold and then shooting another pony)
DRAMA....
Pinkie Pie:SPIKE!, WHATS BETTER MUFFINS OR CUPCAKES?
Derpy:Well?....choose
(Shows Spike sweating)
ROMANCE...
Catmare:come on bats....how about a kiss....
Batstallion:well maybe one woul-
(kisses)
PREPARE....FOR.....PAINTBALL
Grimshot:this isent a game....this is a art....a destiney.....we must win....
Batstallion:i stalk my preys....everynight....cleaning this city night by night....pony by pony....hoping....to win the prize...
Batstallion:im Batstallion...and this...is ponyville...
COMING SOON
==Apperances==
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==Opening==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4z1L0UOas
(shows the landscape of ponyville)
(shows a house)
0:07 (shows Grimshot yawning)
(gets up)
(trying to get across beer bottles)
0:14 (shows Blaze getting up)
(trying to get across playstallion magzines)
0:20 (shows Phazon getting up)
(shows trying to get across games and films)
(shows all three in bathroom)
0:34 (shows Blaze jumping out a refixed window)
(shows Grimshot blowing a hole in a wall)
(shows Phazon going out a chimney)
0:47 (all three walk on road with each other)
(shows Appleranch family waving)
(shows all three waving to them)
0:54 (shows Pinkie Pie flying on Derpy)
(shows all three with poker faces)
1:00 (shows Twilight shot into the air after a science experiment)
(shows all three laughing)
(shows ciderbar)
(Shows Blaze kicking the door open)
(shows place deserted)
(shows bartender pointing to a sign)
CLOSED
(all three sigh)
(1:30) ....
(shows grimshot on drums)
(shows Phazon on phazon guitar)
1:42 Blaze:Give me some moreTime in a dreamGive me the hope to run out of steamSomebody said it can be hereWe could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year
Blaze:But I love you more than words can sayI can't count the reasons I should stayOne by one they all just fade awayOh I love you more than words can say
(when songs finished) mane 7:(cheers)
Blaze:now....if you send me naked picture of yourselfs, we may do a encore.
mane 7:NO!
Blaze:well....it was worth a try...
(shows my little pony logo but with fan series below)
==Scene 1==
(shows cider bar)
all three:sigh...
Blaze:see any mares...
Grimshot:nope...just old Charlie over there...
(shows Charlie having spazams)
Phazon:any Poker games...
Blaze:nope....
....
Blaze:WAIT A MINUTE, ALL THREE OF US JUST KISSED ONE OF OUR FREINDS LAST NIGHT!.
Grimshot:oh yeah....wait minute you didnt have sex with-
Blaze:no im not a rapist, and i didnt kiss Rainbow Dash.
(shows Grimshot and Phazon shocked)
Blaze:it was with Applejack.
(shows Grimshot and Phazon even more shocked)
Blaze:wait a sec, i need to go to the loo (goes away)
Grimshot: ...oh crap...
Phazon:sorry why are we shocked, i was just following your lead because i was bored.
Grimshot:sigh...look i may need a flashback for this so brace yourself.
Phazon:(sigh) fine...
(screen has a water effect)
Grimshot:so tell me more about this clopping tech-
Rainbow Dash:hey guys...
Phazon:hey Dashy, whats wrong?...
Rainbow Dash:err...guys, have you seen Blaze?, i need to see him...
Grimshot:why?...did he do something extremly pervy?, couldent you just put him in a neck-
Rainbow Dash:no nothing like that...its just...yesterday i told him i was just using him to get in the party so i wanted to say sorry but i never had the chance...and i wanted to take him on a date...give him a chance...
Phazon:oh....thats awfully kind of-
Rainbow Dash:(grabs) IF YOU TELL ANYONE, AND MY REPUTATION GETS RUINED, YOU WILL BE PUT IN A BODYBAG....UNDERSTOOD...
Phazon:yes mam...
Rainbow Dash:good ^_^ (flys away)
Phazon:(cries) she was so demanding...
Grimshot:there there...want some cotton candy?...
Phazon:....can i have a milkshake aswell....
Grimshot:no, too much suger is bad for you....
Phazon: D:
(goes back to ciderbar)
Phazon:wow, that was a wierd day
Grimshot:indeed it was, but now we need to stop Blaze from telling RD that his in love with AJ.
Phazon:okay.
(shows Blaze coming back)
Blaze:HEY you wouldent believe it, but i found a twinkie :D.
G & P: ....
==Scene 2==
Blaze:sigh, too early to clop, too early for loitering, too early for drunk calls, sigh....please Celestia give me a sign.
(shows a leaflet blowing into the room)
(Blaze picks it up)
(shows Magic Mike)
Blaze:something a little less gay...
(another leaflet blows in)
(shows Wacky Joe's World of Paintball)
Blaze:PAINTBALL, OF COURSE, i better go on Facehoof...
Blaze: ...wait a minute...
(shows Magic Mike as avatar)
Blaze:VINYL!!!
NOTE:i realized Vinyl looked a bit like Blaze, also they have the same eye color, SOOOO, they are now Brothers and sisters, YAY XP
==Scene 3==
(shows all the gang in front of Wacky Joes)
Phazon:paintball eh?, this ought to be fun...
Grimshot:wheres your sister?, i heard she was supposed to be coming
Blaze:she needed to be punished...
(shows Viynl tied up in a chair)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLJ9fHqDlOA
Viynl:OH GOD THIS ISENT EVEN MUSIC, THIS IS BLASHPHEMY
Viynl:PLEASE BLAZE, IM SORRY!!
Viynl:WHAT MARES LIKE THIS, RETARDS?
0:50 Viynl:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phazon:dude...thats harsh
Blaze:no one messes with my Facehoof
(shows all 9 at counter)
Pony:so, 9 of you, whos paying...
Phazon:we all are-
Blaze:phazon...
Phazon: D:
Pony:kay, that will be 45 gold pieces
Phazon: ...err...
Fluttershy:thats awfully kind of you phazon.
Twilight:yeah, thanks, we'll see you near the dressing rooms.
(shows Pony looking at Phazon)
Phazon: ...do you take credit cards?
Pony:yes...
Phazon:ok ill be right back...
Pony: ...
(Phazon runs)
(shows Stallions dressing room)
Blaze:so you want me....to go in the mares dressing room....and steal one of the ponies cards....
Phazon:yep....
Blaze:....i will need a disguise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNSJGPl8X4
(shows Mare passing a locker)
(shows Blaze coming off wall)
Blaze:(whispers) okay Blaze....no peeping, this is a mission...
Mare:i have new sexy lingerie for when me and my husband want to...you know...
Mare 2:can i see it on you?
Blaze:OH MY- (covers mouth)
(rooms goes silent)
Blaze: ...
(mares countinue talking)
Blaze:sigh...
(shows Mane 6 in section of locker)
(shows Mane 6 going out)
(shows Blaze going in section)
(shows Blaze going in Twilights locker)
Blaze:ahh, here it is....
(shows Derpy)
(Blaze sees derpy)
Derpy: ...
Blaze: ...
Derpy:hello floating credit card
Mare:come on derpy!, the games gonna start in 30 minutes
Blaze:(crap, i better get this to phazon)
(shows Blaze creeping backwards)
(but knocks into a pony....a pony with a screwdriver :D)
(both there disguises get washed off)
Dr.Whooves:oh bloody screwdriver!.
(both look at eachother)
Blaze:who in the hay are you? Doctor Whooves:who in the devil are you?
(mares see them)
Blaze: ...this is gonna ruin my reputation for good...
Doctor whooves:i think we should run...
Blaze:yep...
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlZaCO6jd84)
(shows both getting chased)
(shows blaze riding on whooves)
Doctor Whooves:WHY ARE YOU ON ME?, YOU HAVE WINGS!
Blaze:IM TOO OLD FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT!
Doctor:YOU LOOK 21 TO ME!
Blaze:HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY AGE!
(shows Blaze with Doctor whooves in his arms flying out of the window)
(lands on roof of wacky joes)
Blaze:huff huff...
Doctor Whooves:phew....well i must be off then....
Blaze:wait, who are you?...
(turns around) Doctor Whooves:im the doctor...
Blaze:what are you a doctor of?...
Doctor whooves:HA!, for every nickle somebod- i mean someponys asked me that question, i would not be rich.
Blaze:what?...
Doctor:its a say- never mind, all you need to know is im the doctor...and ill be seeing you in paintball...
Blaze: ......i think ive had too much bourbon...
==Scene 4==
Blaze:I CANT WAIT, I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA PEE!
Grimshot:THATS HOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO FEEL
Blaze:NO I SERIOUSLY NEED TO PEE
Grimshot:THEN GO IN THE STALLIONS!
Blaze:FINE, ILL BE RIGHT BACK
(jumps through window into toliets)
Phazon:how does he never get scarred?...
Grimshot:i have no idea...
(shows mares getting ready)
Applejack:I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO PEE!
Rarity:darling, you dont just shout out you need to pee
Applejack:could you come with me?
Rarity:...you need someone with you when you need to pee?
Applejack:err, i just want someone to talk too.
Rarity:OH, sorry i thought you wernt that kind of mare
Applejack:hmm -_-
(shows Blaze)
Blaze:me gusta, because shes pretty, me gusta, because shes beautiful-
(hears noise from vent)
Rarity:so whats wrong dear?...
Applejack:well...rememeber hearts and hooves day?.
(shows Blaze standing on the toliet)
Rarity:yes?...
Applejack:well....i kissed a stallion...
Rarity:OH HOW LOVELY, i knew a stallion would like you, so who did you kiss?...
Applejack: ...blaze...
Rarity:Rainbow dashes date!?
(shows Blaze eating a twinkie)
Applejack:yes....im worried...what if she did like him?...but now his charm has made me like him
Blaze: :D
Rarity:first, dont worry rainbow dash isent intrested in love, second you can do so much better than Blaze
(shows Blaze looking outraged, but then is choking on a twinkie)
Applejack:wat in the hay are you talking about?
Rarity:come on dear, you must know what im talking about...
(shows Blaze punching chest)
Applejack:no i dont....
Rarity:did you hear about the stallion who broke in the mares locker room?...
Applejack:yes?...
Rarity:who did you think it was?
(Shows Blaze holding his neck while tumbleing everywhere)
Applejack:i dont know...
Rarity:he was a white pony...
Applejack:so?...
Rarity:he had red eyes...
Applejack:Viynl looks a bit like a man?....
Rarity:he had blue and black hair...
Applejack:it could be- oh fine it was Blaze...
(shows Blaze crashing through the Toliet mirror into a secret room)
(shows Applejack and Rarity alarmed)
(shows Blaze falling down)
(shows Blaze getting hurt on the floor, spitting out the twinkie)
Blaze:(groans)
(gets up)
(alot of bats go in Blaze's face)
Blaze:(girl scream)
Blaze:ok....im officaly shit scared of bats...
(shows a cave)
Blaze:woah...
(still shaking)
Blaze: i need a lie down...
(shows Blaze sitting down)
Blaze:wait...
Blaze:i have thought of an awesome idea...
(shows Blaze walking around)
Blaze:maybe...i could have a upperhand in this paintball match...
Blaze:i can use fear in my advantage...i just need a symbol...
(looks at bats)
Blaze:perfect...
(shows Random materials and a sewing machine)
Blaze:wow, thats lucky....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
(Shows Blaze making batsuit)
(shows Blaze praticing batarang)
(shows Blaze reading newpaper while taking a el crapo)
(shows Blaze eating a twinkie....choking on it again)
(shows Blaze countining the suit)
(shows Blaze throwing batarang but then goes back to him hitting his head)
(shows Blaze spotting a playpony mag)
Blaze: ....
(shows Blaze getting out of toliet...:D)
(shows Blaze finished with suit)
(shows Blaze catching batarang)
(shows Blaze praticing with paintball guns)
(song fades)
(puts on suit)
Blaze:lets rock this joint....
==Scene 5==
(shows Blaze going out of the cave)
Blaze:where is everyone....
(clocks Paintball gun)
Blaze:this dosent look good
(hears a scream)
(shows a stallion holding up a mare)
Stallion:give me your paintballs!
Mare:im not playing!
Stallion:everyones playing...
(Blaze grabs the stallion and putting him againest the wall)
Stallion:WOAH DUDE, IM NOT A REAL CRIMINAL, THIS IS JUST PAINTBALL
Blaze:oh....well, still you shouldent hold a mare up....
Mare: (has a man voice) actully im a drag-queen
Blaze:ok first wierd and second where is everyone?, why is everything coverd in paint!?
Stallion:why?, everyone wants the prize...this is all about the prize....
Blaze:what is the prize?
Stallion:the prize is-
(Stallion gets shot)
Blaze:what the!?
(shows a myterious figure)
Blaze:hey!
(shows figure running)
(shows Blaze chasing figure)
(figure pulls down garbage)
(Blaze frontflips over garbage)
Blaze:how the hell did i learn acrobatics in one quick montage!?
(figure climbs up building)
(Blaze uses batclaw)
(shows Blaze and the figure jumping inbewteen buildings)
(shows the figure withs wings)
(figure flys)
(Blaze follow in the air)
Blaze:wait...i cant fly...
(falls)
Blaze:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......
(rises)
Blaze:aahhhhhhhh-i can-ahhhhhhhhhhh-i forgot-ahhhhhhhhhh-why am i still doing this....
(tackles into figure)
(both fall in a saloon)
Mare:what the hell is wrong with you!?
Blaze:sorry, im taking this too seriously, i thought this was like a comic book movie...
Mare: ....what!?
Blaze:never mind, why did you shoot him?
Mare:everytime a pony dies, im one step closer to the prize
Blaze:what is this prize i keep hearing!!!
(punches)
(Knocked out)
Blaze:....oh no....i broke my number one rule.....dont ever hit a mare, as punishment to me, i shall not clop for a month, actully thats too long, one week, no thats too long aswell, a day?...
Blaze:you know what ill think of it later...
(has mare on his back in a baby...thing, i forgot the name of it)
Blaze:sigh, ive been living here for a month and i still cant find a bloody pony care...
Mare:(groans) hmm, that feels so nice grimshot...
Blaze:what?...
Mare:(groans).....i love cookies sooooo much......
Blaze:oh, i misheard...
Mare:......hmm.....i want your babies......
Blaze: ...
(sees a hospital)
Blaze:finaly -_-
(shows Blaze crawling with mare on his back)
Nurse:err....may i help you?...
Blaze:i found this stallion knocked out.....can i get some water, disguising my voice is really hard work...
Nurse:sure...
(gives a glass of water)
Blaze:and some lipbam...
Nurse:i dont have any....
Blaze:do you know where i can-
Mare:(groans) where am i....
Blaze:look, we just need her in pony care
Nurse:okay just sit in the waiting room....
(Blaze looks in room)
(shows Charlie)
Blaze:CHARLIE!
Charlie:what?
Blaze:still having charlie horses i see....
Charlie:what....
Blaze: :/
Nurse:ok, her bed is ready....
Blaze:good....
==Scene 6==
(shows pitch black)
Mare:what the....
Mare:no......not barbeque.....i wanted mayo in my subway.......
Mare: (gets up quickly) I WANTED MAYO!!!!!!!! (smashes Blaze's nose with her head)
Blaze: @_@
Mare: oh sorry :P
Mare:who are you?...
Blaze: i land- ...... i saved you......
Mare: from what?....
Blaze: ....falling....
Mare:but i have wings.....
Blaze: err....they were broken.....
Mare:broken?, they seem fine....
Blaze: err.....OH LOOK, IS THAT ONE DIRECTION!
Mare:what!?
(breaks mare's wing)
Mare:OWWW!!!!!
Blaze:see, broken....
Mare:oh.....
Blaze:so whats your name?...
Mare:my name is Shockwave, my job is to moves the clouds and clear the skies.
Blaze:i know a freind who does that, her name is Rainbow Dash, who i havent seen in a while...
Shockwave:your freinds with Dashy?, me too...wait....are you Blaze?...
Blaze:err, no, im Batstallion
Shockwave:Batstallion?....thats a wierd name, ill just call you Bats...
Blaze:ok....now....without any interuptions.....can you tell me the prize...
Shockwave:sigh...it was 5 hours ago.....
(shows Shockwave on phone with Rainbow Dash)
Shockwave:you seriously gonna treat this guy on a date?
Rainbow Dash:i hurt his feelings the other day, which is kinda impossible to do because his so pervy.
Shockwave:heh, it seems like you gone soft Dashy
Rainbow Dash:NO I HAVENT!, IM STILL THE SAME AWESOME RAINBOW DASH!
Shockwave:heh, prove it.
Rainbow Dash:how?
Shockwave:theres a paintball arena called Wacky Joes, if you win that match, that will prove to me, your still the same old Dashy
Rainbow Dash:(spits on hoof) deal! (holds out)
(Shockwave grabs hoof)
Shockwave:deal
(shockwave looks at hand)
Shockwave:deal
(both shake)
Blaze: .....
Shockwave:you alright bats?
Blaze:yeah, just tell me what the prize is
Shockwave:well, just as i was going in the shower
Blaze:do you have security cameras in your house...
Shockwave:yeahh...how did you know?
Blaze:because.....IM BATSTALLION!
Shockwave:....kay, well as i was going in the shower-
Blaze:(i have to get that security tape)
Shockwave:and then everything went to hell
Blaze:oh sorry what?, can you repeat that
Shockwave i said-
(lights go out)
(everyone screams)
(covers Shockwaves mouth)
Blaze: .....be quiet...ill put you somewhere
(puts in closet)
(locks)
Blaze:now i can go get that tape
Shockwave:(muffled) what?
Blaze:i said, now i can go investigate
Shockwave:oh.
(Hears Pony Mercenaries)
Blaze: what do Mercenaries want?
Mercenary: well?, is she here
Nurse: no I’m sorry, but i haven’t seen a mare here by the name of Applejack.
Blaze:(Applejack!?, what do they want with her?, i need to get closer)
Mercenary 2: come on man, we never gonna find her.
Mercenary 1: do you want the boss to put paint on us!?
Mercenary 1: ...no 
Mercenary 2: wait, what the hay is that!?
(Shows Blaze upside down on the ceiling)
Blaze: moo...
Nurse: (face hoof)
Mercenaries: ....
Blaze: oh buck this
(Lands then sweeps both, then shoots them)
Mercenary 1:oh great, now we will never get the prize
(Grabs mercenary 1)
Blaze: why do you want to put paint on Applejack!?
Mercenary: we only do what our boss says!
Blaze: where is your boss?
Mercenary: his held up in the abandoned pony mines
Blaze: good, now get out of here.
Mercenary: Glady, I’m sick of this manure
Blaze: ok, now I need..........to get that tape.
(Runs out of building)
Shockwave: Bats?........you there!?
(Tries to open closet)
Shockwave: BATS!!!
==Scene 7==
Blaze: there it is...
(Shows Blaze looking through scope)
(Shows Two Guards)
Mercenary: why are we working for this guy again?
Mercenary: so we can take out a few guys for him, then he pays us, then we turn on him.
Blaze: Revolution eh?.....that reminds me of Fable 3.....man was that shit...
(Cocks gun)
Mercenary: wait a sec dude, I need to take a whizz.
Mercenary 2: yeah whatever.
(Shows stallion taking a whizz)
Mercenary: sighs
(Shows Blaze behind him)
....
(Shows Stallion still taking a whizz)
...
(Still peeing)
Blaze: .... (Looks up at sky)
Stallion: wow, I might be able to beat my last record of 30 minutes
Blaze:oh buck that!
Stallion: the hail?
(Covers mouth, then shoots in stomach multiple times)
(stallion falls onto floor)
Blaze: cool fake death.
Stallion: (opens one eye) thanks bruh
Blaze: also you better change your pants.
(Shows Blaze coming out of the shadows)
Stallion: what the?-
(Shoots in the side of the head)
(Stallion falls onto floor)
(Blaze stops)
Blaze: if I go in head on, I’ll be slaughtered.....with paint
Stallion :(gets up) go through the vents.
Blaze: thanks man, why did you help me?
Stallion: someponys’s got to win
Blaze: (nods)
(Shows Blaze going through vents)
Blaze: go through the vents, WHAT THE BUCK WAS I THINKING!?
(Blaze looks out of vents)
(Shows Angel the rabbit running)
Blaze: angel?..... (gasp) Fluttershy must have been kidnapped
Blaze: I need to save her first before I get the stallion behind all this.
(Shows Angel still running)
(Shows Blaze following him/her XP)
Blaze: Angel escaped without her; I’m not surprised -_-
(Shows a bunch of stallions unarmed)
Blaze: there unarmed, this should be easy
(Aims, tries to fire but there is no ammo in clip)
Blaze: damn, I should have brought more clips.... (Chuckles) looks like we need to do this the old fashioned way.
(shows stallions again)
Stallion: so, anyone seen the boss yet?
Stallion 2: nope, he likes to remain secret
???:ahhhhhhhhh....
Stallion: what the hail is that...
??? : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Hits with spade)
Stallion 2: What the buck!?
(Throws smoke bomb)
...
(Shows Blaze in same spot)
Blaze: damn, I should’ve moved...
(Punches Stallion)
Stallion: OWW! LOOK, I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS PRIZE ANYMORE, BUCK THIS
(all stallions go)
Blaze: ...so much for a action sequence.
(Opens door)
Blaze: wheres fluttershy!
???: ...
Blaze: answer me!
(chair turns around)
Fluttershy:please don’t hurt me....(squeaks)
Blaze: Flu-Flu-Fluttershy!?
(Fluttershy shakes in fear)
Blaze: wait Fluttershy, don’t worry its me.
(Fluttershy opens one eye)
(Blaze puts back bat hood)
Fluttershy: Blaze!?, IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!!!
(Jumps at Blaze to hug him)
Blaze:me too Fluttershy...(gasps)... you kind of squeezing me really hard
Fluttershy:oh sorry...
Blaze:nevermind that, why did you want paint on applejack?.
Fluttershy:what!?, i never wanted such a thing, i wanted my hired adversaries to get Applejack, i was worried about her.
Blaze:but why only Applejack?
Fluttershy:it wasent only Applejack, i sent them to Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Grimshot and Phazon.
Blaze:hmm...
Fluttershy:why would they think i want them to do such a thing anyway?.
Blaze:have you been seeing them in person?.
Fluttershy:no, ive been using the speaker over there (points hoof over speaker)
Blaze: (goes over speaker)
Blaze:i like tacos...
Speakers: i likes prostertutes...
Blaze: ...i like this speaker...
Fluttershy:what?...
Blaze:this Speaker is broken, it says things you dont say, but are thinking of.
Fluttershy:oh.....wait i didnt want to kill my freinds D:
Blaze:well it says what im thinking...
Fluttershy:what now?
Blaze:i guess we need a hideout...
Fluttershy:where?.
Blaze:My house is the biggest.
Fluttershy:i thought Rainbow's house was the biggest.
Blaze:im gonna do a alot of flying so i dont want too carry all you guys to Rainbow's house.
Fluttershy:oh, okay...
Blaze:also, it will be easier for me to get in bed with Applejack, also if it was Rainbow Dash'es place she would strangle me with my instestines then show me for decoration.
Fluttershy: ....what.....
==Scene 8==
WARNING: THIS SCENE IS KINDA CLOPPABLE....but i know none of you would do that....would you?...
(On roof)
Blaze:i wonder if Fluttershy will be okay with Viynl
(shows Viynl with Fluttershy on table)
Fluttershy:ohhhhhh, im too full to eat another bite, here you have it...
Viynl: o_o
Viynl: :o
Viynl: :O
Viynl: ;O
Blaze:yeah she will be fine
Blaze: now, where would Applejack be...?
(Shows a pony getting kicked out of a saloon)
Blaze: that could be a possible place...
(Shows bunch of ponies’ fist fighting and drinking)
(Shows Blaze opening saloon doors)
(Shows ponies’ looking at Blaze)
(Blaze walks forward to the ponies’)
Stallion: what do you want partner?
Blaze:...I want Applejack
(Shows stallions and mares getting there Revolvers out)
Blaze: ...should have probably said that sentence in a nicer tone...
???: wait...
...
(Shows figure walking from another room)
(Reveals to be Applejack)
Blaze: you’re still as sexy as the day i saw you...
Applejack: I beg your pardon?
Blaze: nothing...
Applejack: what do you want?
Blaze: I would like to know what the hay is going on, and why everyone is in this game for this so called prize
Applejack: ...let’s set a deal
Blaze:?
Applejack: me and you have a drinking match, if you win I’ll tell you everything you want to know
Blaze: and if I lose?...
Applejack: I have all your equipment and you’re...Halloween clothes...
Blaze: ...seems legit
(Shows Blaze and Applejack sitting on table)
Applejack: are you ready for some rump whooping?
Blaze: my body is most certainly ready...
Applejack: you remind me of somepony I know...
Blaze: I’m reminded of a lot of ponies...
Applejack: no, I think you just remind me of one pony
Blaze: shut up and drink
(Applejack drinks)
(Blaze drinks)
Applejack: feel anything?...
Blaze: not even a erection (gets closer)
Applejack: ...let’s just drink some more...
(Shows them drinking more)
(Then shows a lot of bottles on table)
Blaze: Monty python is (hiccup) the bad guy of harry potter
Applejack: no no, I think he was the trololol guy
Blaze:...anywayyyyy, DRINK!
(Applejack drinks)
(Blaze drinks)
...
(Applejack falls)
Blaze: SUCCESS!
(Blaze falls off chair as well)
(Screen goes black)
(Screen shows Applejack over Blaze)
Applejack: looks like you won partner, come on in my office
Blaze: I need some help to get up
Applejack: (helps up) you know I’m not exactly sober ether
(Goes into office)
Blaze: now will you-
(Applejack brings Blaze into a kiss)
(Stops kissing)
Blaze: ok, how did you know it was me?
Applejack: trust me; there were a lot of signs...
Blaze: ok it was pretty obvious, but I can’t stay in character around you.
Applejack: you’re flattering yourself...
Blaze: am I.....am I?
Applejack: you know how you always wanted to go in bed with me
Blaze: yeah...
Applejack: I think now’s the time...
Blaze: while the paintball match is going-
(Kisses)
(Stops)
Blaze: ok, I’m not making trying to avoid this but I really need to-
(Kisses again)
Blaze: buck it
(Applejack puts Blaze’s hood back, then Blaze takes off his upper bat suit)
(Applejack takes off her vest while kissing Blaze, Blaze then takes off lower bat suit)
(Both then fall on floor while hugging and kissing)
Applejack: oh wait
(Shows Applejack putting her hat on hat hanger)
(Starts kissing again)
(Shows Stallion and mare playing poker)
(hear groaning noises)
Applejack: OHHHHH BLAZE!
Stallion: :D
Mare: ._.
==Scene 9==
(Birds tweet)
(Shows Blaze yawning)
Applejack: howdy there partner...
(Shows Applejack leaning against door)
Blaze: howdy (rubs head)
Applejack: little Blaze got a wittle headache?
Blaze: could say that...
(Hears crash)
(Shows Applejack drawing her revolver)
Applejack: get ya suit on boy, we gat intruders
(Opens door)
Applejack: what in good gravy....
(Shows Place trashed)
Applejack: Mario!?
(Shows Mario on floor leaning)
Applejack: what happened!?
Mario: mama mia...they...they come out of nowhere like my mama showing up last Tuesday with her spaghetti.
(Blaze shows up)
Blaze: I’m not trying to be stereotypical here but...where’s your moustache?
Applejack: ...that’s still being stereotypical
(Shows Mario being shot)
Mario: OH NOEZ!
(Reveals two mercenaries)
(Shows Blaze flipping the table over for cover)
Applejack: who in Blaze’s are they!?
Blaze: Fluttershy’s mercenaries
Applejack: say what now?
Blaze: long story
(Gets batarang)
Applejack: what in blueberry mix is that?
Blaze: a batarang, I’m going to use the Rica-shay technique
Applejack: you sure you know how to use that?
Blaze: ive had enough training
Applejack: yeah, one days worth of training is enough
(Shows Blaze using Rica-shay technique)
(Shows it bouncing in every direction)
Mercenaries:???
Applejack: ...
Blaze: ...
Applejack: screw it
(Shows Applejack and Blaze getting out of cover shooting the stallions)
(Applejack and Blaze open the door to the next room to reveal another stallion; Blaze grabs his tunic while Applejack takes away his Paintball gun)
Blaze: WHERE IS HE!?
Stallion: I DONT KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
Blaze: WHERE IS THE CAPTAIN, WHERE IS HE!?
Stallion: HIS ON THE ROOF, WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?
Blaze: IT’S MY CHARACTER, BATSTALLION
Stallion: SOUNDS AWESOME
Blaze: IT IS
(Shoots chin)
Blaze: let’s go...
(Shows Applejack rolling her eyes while following Blaze)
(Shows Blaze and Applejack going up stairs
(Shows a few stallions and mares guarding the elevator)
Blaze: they now have mares in there group?...and sexy ones at that
Applejack: you think every mare in town is sexy
Blaze: especially you...
Applejack: look we already had sex, let’s just get to the elevator
Blaze: I thought you said forget about the paintball match last night?
Applejack: well...Cider makes me horny (reloads gun)
Blaze: weird...it makes me sleepy (Reloads)
(Shows Blaze and Applejack getting out of cover)
(Blaze aims and shoots one of the stallions)
(It shows the mare to have an assault rifle paintball gun)
Applejack: I call dibs on the Paintball rifle
Blaze: damn...
(Applejack slides into cover, while Blaze rolls into cover)
Applejack: that there Rifle has a lot of firepower
Blaze: ill sneak in from behind, while you distract them
Applejack: why do I have to be the decoy?
(Turns around back to Applejack)
Blaze: because I’m Batstallion
Applejack: -_-
(Shows the lights fluttering on and off)
Mare: what’s with the lights?
(Shows Blaze standing in middle of corridor)
Mare:AHHHHHH (shoots)
(goes dark again)
(Blaze then gets closer each time the light comes on)
Mare:GET AWAY!
(Shows Blaze right near the mare)
(lights stop fluttering)
(Shows Blaze kissing the mare...and shes enjoying it :P)
(Shows Applejack shooting the mare)
Applejack:stick to your character Blaze
Mare:BLAZE!?
Blaze: ;)
Mare: .-.
(goes in elevator)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXvuUp-KY5g
Blaze: ...
Applejack: ...
Blaze: ...
Applejack: ...
Blaze: ...beer dosent make me horny, but wierdly this song does
Applejack: me too....
...
Blaze:you ever think we were made for each other?...
(elevator opens)
(Shows Blaze coming out)
(Shows a pony)
Blaze:who are you....
(pony turns around)
???: ......the assasin.....
Blaze:the what?....
???:Im one of the greatest in equestria at paintball...so thats why im called...the paintball assassin
TPA:...and....that little apple pie is the first on my list
Blaze:leave her out of this....
TPA:This isent between me and you Batstallion......
Blaze:so you heard of me.....
TPA:the pony who shot a stallion while peeing and hit another with a spade?....yes ive heard of you, and your not on my list bats, i just need to put paint on the mane 6 of ponyville.
Blaze:i wont let you put paint on Applejack...
TPA: hmph....i like to see you try
(shows Blaze and Applejack drawing their guns)
(the TPA dodges all the shots fired, then jumps down from building)
Blaze:stay here Applejack
(jumps down)
TPA:Bad idea Bats
Blaze:and why would that be? (still chasing after)
TPA:did you make sure you killed every person in the building?...
(Blaze then suddenly stops)
TPA:you can go after me....or save the apple of your eye....
Blaze: ....damn.......
(runs)
TPA: (smiles)
(Blaze uses grapple hook while running)
(gets up on building)
(Shows pony aiming at Applejacks head)
Blaze:APPLEJACK!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30gdUX6ZLx8
(Gets shot in slow motion)
(Shows Blaze shocked)
(Applejack falls down in slow motion)
(Blaze shoots pony in slow motion)
(Pony falls down to ground in slow motion)
(Blaze runs to Applejack in slow motion)
(Holds applejack in arms)
Blaze:Applejack.....
Applejack: heh.....looks (cough) like its the end for me....
Blaze:im such a fool, i should've of-
(Applejack puts hoof on Blazes mouth)
Applejack:you couldent of done anything to stop it....and at one point we would just betray each other, so its for the best.....
Blaze: ....im sorry Applejack......
Applejack:please listen Blaze....im out of this game now, but the others still have a chance, save them....for the prize....
Blaze:what is the prize?.......
Applejack:....im sorry Blaze....but ive gone over my limit of living......
Blaze:NO WAIT, PLEASE DONT GO!, PLEASE
(Slowy closes eyes)
Blaze:APPLEJACK!?.......
(Shows Applejack lifeless)
.....
(Leaves on ground)
Blaze:goodbye Applejack....
(hears door opening)
Blaze:???
(Shockwave punches Blaze)
Blaze: @_@
Shockwave:YOU LEFT ME IN THE CLOSET!!!
Applejack: (opens one eye)
Blaze:WHAT THE HELL MAN!?
Shockwave:WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME IN THE CLOSET!?
Blaze:I FORGOT TO GET YOU!
Shockwave:FORGOT TO GET ME!?, YOU HAVE THE WORST MEMORY EVER!
(shows Applejack creeping down stairs)
Applejack:(chuckles)
==Scene 9==
(Shows Phazon and Grimshot running down corridor)
Grimshot:WHY DID WE STEAL THE CAKE!?
(shows Phazon running with cake)
Phazon:YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I CANT GO WITHOUT CAKE FOR A DAY!
Grimshot:YOU SEEMED FINE WHEN I FOUND YOU IN THE EVERFREE FOREST
Phazon:I THOUGHT WE SAID WE LEAVE IT IN THE PAST!
(Jumps over table)
Phazon:who are we fighting againest
Grimshot:roleplayers
(Shows roleplayers running at Phazon and GTF)
Roleplayer: GIVE US THE SACRED CAKE OF ZAKAROTH!
Phazon:LIKE HELL!!! (shoots multiple times)
(Grimshot kicks table into Roleplayers legs)
(Then both Phazon and Grimshot shoot the roleplayers)
Grimshot:phew...now...lets eat that cake...
(Phazon opens tin with the cake in)
(Shows a letter)
Grimshot: (takes and reads) The cake is a lie?...
Phazon: ......(falls to knees) NOOOOOOOOOO-
(Shows Blaze and Shockwave walking down street)
Blaze: ...err...so what do you like?...
Shockwave: i like coldplay, mares-
Blaze: .-. wait.......:D
Shockwave: yes, your gonna have a lesbian freind -_-
Blaze:no wonder why your freinds with Rainbow Dash......wait....but you were fantisysing about Grimshot???
Shockwave: ....oh.....well then i might be a bi-sexual...(walks away)
Blaze: ive always wanted a bi-sexual freind ;D
Shockwave:so you can have a wierd foursome with me, Applejack and Rainbow Dash?
Blaze:wait, how does everyone know i like Applejack?, only had sex with her yesterday
Shockwave:well for one thing, its all over hooter (twitter)
Blaze:....what!? (goes on hooter)
Blaze: ...Applejack has a gossip problem....
???:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (echoes)
Blaze:that sounded like Phazon!
Shockwave:who?...
Blaze:somepony who wanted to kill GTF, but the mane six zapped him with the elements of awesomeness or something and then blah blah blah, i dont have time to explain the hangover and me having secret sex with one of one of the mane 6
Shockwave:.....kay?.....
Blaze:go to my house, fluttershy and viynl are there.
Shockwave:is there any beer?...
Blaze:...its viynl shockwave...what do you think?...
Shockwave:point made (flys)
(drops with pain)
Shockwave:DAMMIT I FORGOT IT WAS BROKEN!
Blaze: .-.
(shows Phazon and Grimshot walking down corridor)
Phazon:so, what groups are left?...
Grimshot: The Lawyers, Bakers and Wizards
Phazon:Wizards?...
Grimshot:Twilights in the group...
Phazon:Lets go....
(Blaze jumps thorugh the window)
(Grimshot and Phazon point there guns at Blaze)
Grimshot:who in the hay are you?
Blaze:its me...
...
Blaze:Applejack is hot...
Grimshot:everypony knows that...
Blaze:Rainbow Dash is hot...
Phazon:meh, i wouldent say-
(Grimshot looks at him)
(Phazon aims his gun at Blaze again)
Grimshot:identify yourself
Blaze:Rainbow Dash is a lesbian...
Phazon:Blaze is that you?....why do you look so awesome?
Blaze:just a little character i made, his only gonna be in this paintball match
Grimshot:why?...
Blaze:because...ponyville needs a hero...and im-
Phazon:look dude, i love monolouges, but we really need to get going...
Blaze:fine, lets roll...
==Scene 10==
(Shows Blaze Grimshot and Phazon on top of hill)
Blaze:so, this is where the wizards are being held?...
(shows Observatory)
Phazon:yep and Twilights supposed to be in there...
Grimshot:also the bakers and Wizards have been at it for a while.
Blaze:i see...so is pinkie pie in the bakers group?...
Grimshot:of course...but i have no idea where Rarity is or fluttershy.
Blaze:oh...um
Grimshot Phazon:???
Blaze:about fluttershy...
Blaze:she quit because viynl scared her when...she offered her a sandwich.
Grimshot:risky move-
Phazon:look...
(shows Bakers)
Pinkie Pie: MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE (waves hoof) HELLO, AND IM HERE TO SAY (gets paintball gun) HOW ARE YOU DOING?, IF YOU DONT GIVE US YOUR PAINTBALLS WERE GONNA KILL YOU TODAY-AY
(paintball splats near pinkie pies hoof)
Wizard:NEVER!
Pinkie Pie: THEN
(puts on song on boombox)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwCWDbBskU
CHARGE~
(Bakers run to observatory)
(Wizards come out of Observatory)
Blaze:heh, things are getting intresting
(jumps down)
Phazon:BLAZE!~
(jumps down)
Grimshot: -_- for buck sake
(slides down)
0:12 (Blaze jumps on Bakers back, kinda using him as a surf board :D)
0:18 (Jumps off Pony back)
0:25 (shoots two wizards in mid air)
0:30 (rolls on floor)
0:37 (camera goes over to Phazon grabbing a Baker and using him as a pony shield)
0:41 (runs with Pony and shoots multiple times)
0:50 (spins with pony shiled to dodge a paintball bullet)
0:56 (Throws Baker into the wizard trying to shoot him)
1:02 (shoots Baker and Wizard on floor)
1:05 (camera goes over to Grimshot whos running)
1:11 (Headbutts Baker)
1:15 (Wizard uses magic blast but Grimshot uses repel spell)
1:20 (spins)
1:24 (aims gun)
1:27 (shoots in head)
1:30 (shows Pinkie Pie going in office)
1:36 (shows Twilight on chair)
1:38 Pinkie Pie:FOUND YOU!
1:42 Twilight:indeed you have Pinkie Pie...but the question is...
1:46 (spins on chair)
1:49 Twilight:can you finish the job?...
1:52 (shows Blaze Phazon and Grimshot running down corridor)
2:04 (shows Blaze kicking door open)
(song stops, shows twilight looking at crashed window)
Phazon:wheres pinkie pie?...
Twilight:we made a deal, i give her a book on how to make a song, she stops playing the game and calls off the baker group.
Grimshot:why would pinkie pie need help making a song?...
Twilight:its been really hard for her lately, its like shes lost her buzz.
Blaze:well...i guess that just leaves the lawyers...
Twilight:wait!...i want one of you to stay with me, some of the lawyers are coming and i dont have much wizard troops...
Phazon:ill stay...
Blaze:little quick to answer phazon? :D
Phazon:shut up...
Grimshot:you sure you'll be okay?...
Phazon:yeah, i have a wizard with me, what could happen?...
(shows Paintball assasin on roof)
PA:oh...so much more then you could imagine Phazon...so much more...
==Pre-Final Scene (FINALY :D)==
(shows Lawyers coming out of court building)
Blaze:so, should we split up?...
Grimshot:sure, ill go the back-
Blaze: (holds hoof on mouth) no...no no no...im batstallion, i do that kind of manure not you... (if your wondering, he means shit :D)
Grimshot:fine, ill go through windows, you go through the back door
Blaze:good luck...
Grimshot:you too...
==Scene 10 (Blaze version)==
(shows Blaze going through backdoor)
Blaze:(even though the lawyers have gone to the observatory, im sure they will at least leave a couple of guards, there not that stupid)
(Walkie talkie beeps)
(Blaze takes walkie talkie out of shirt pocket)
Blaze:Grimshot, what is it?
Grimshot:just wanted to know your progress.
Blaze:im in the building, i will take out the guards on my end, we will meet up in the center of the building
Grimshot:alright, good luck...
Blaze:i dont need luck, never had it...
(puts walkie talkie in shirt pocket, then puts on a song on mp3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=S0wk88rjYS8
Blaze:lets go...
(runs foward, gets grappling gun and shoots it up on the scaffold)
(zips up on scaffold but then it Blaze goes through it)
Blaze:what the!?-
(falls on floor)
Blaze:(groans)
(looks at scaffolding poll)
(says made in china)
Blaze:(rolls eyes) of course...
(gets up and runs)
(shows two guards talking)
(Blaze goes into cover by the corner)
(Blaze scouts the room)
(sees light)
(gets batarang)
(throws it)
(hits wall instead of light)
(ricashays off wall into the guards)
Blaze: ... (stands up, shoots gaurds on ground)
(Keeps on running)
(guard spots Blaze)
Lawyer:HEY!
(Lawyer trys to shoot Blaze but Blaze uses his wings to run around the room, from floor to wall to celling and back down and then he knocks his paintball gun and then shoots)
Lawyer:celestia dammit!...
(Blaze runs past Lawyer)
(Blaze keeps on running untill...he goes into some sort of arena)
Blaze:what the...-
(shows Grimshot coming into arena, just as suprised as Blaze)
Grimshot:where are we?...
Blaze:i dont know...but i have a bad feeling about this...
==Scene 10 (Grimshot version)==
(Shows Grimshot in garden)
(sees a pipe)
(Grimshot puts his pistol in his pistol holder and then climbs it)
(Grimshot peeks through window, then goes in)
(Grimshot gets his walkie talkie out)
Blaze:Grimshot, what is it?
Grimshot:just wanted to know your progress.
Blaze:im in the building, i will take out the guards on my end, we will meet up in the center of the building
Grimshot:alright, good luck...
Blaze:i dont need luck, never had it...
(Blaze hangs up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SC0LR8K3S4
Grimshot:(chuckles)
(puts walkie talkie in pocket and then gets pistol out of holder)
Grimshot:lets go...
(runs)
(shows two lawyers)
(Lawyers shoot Grimshot)
(Grimshot grabs a tables while running, protecting him from gun fire)
(Grimshot shoots the two lawyers behind the table shield)
(Grimshot throws shield to ground)
(Shows more gaurds)
(Grimshot slides into cover)
(Pops out quickly taking out two gaurds with two shots)
(other two lawyers go in cover)
(Grimshot looks around)
(Sees a money check)
(picks up, about to throw but then feels a wind, so he throws it backwards)
(money check goes in middles of hallway)
(Lawyer see it and then suddenly gets out of cover to get it)
Lawyer 2: WAIT, ITS A TR-
(Lawyer 2 gets shot)
(Lawyer 1 looks back to see Lawyer 2 shot then looks back at Grimshot, only to be shot inbweteen the eyes)
(Grimshot keeps on running untill...he goes into some sort of arena and also sees Blaze)
Grimshot:where are we?...
Blaze:i dont know...but i have a bad feeling about this...
==Final Scene (:D)==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtVJ_LI6Iqw
(Shows Lawyers running at Observatory)
(Shows Wizards getting ready)
(Shows Phazon and Twilight
Phazon: ...
Twilight: ...Phazon i-
(hold hoof on mouth)
Phazon:no words twilight....no words...
(Shows Twilight smiling)
0:17 (Shows Camera rotating Grimshot and Blaze as Lawyers come down from the balcony)
0:22 (shows Wizards running from observatory to the lawyers)
0:26 (shows Blaze reloading pistol and Grimshot readying his magic)
0:33 (Shows Bakers and Wizards taking cover around various objects)
0:36 (Shows Phazon shooting multiple Bakers)
0:40 (Shows one of the general Bakers shooting multiple Wizards with paintball rifle)
0:47 (Shows Multiple Lawyers coming in at Blaze and Grimshot)
0:51 (Blaze shoots one lawyers then knocks one on the head with his pistol and then shoots him on the floor)
0:54 (Grimshot flips a lawyer over him with his horn and then shoots another lawyer in the head)
1:02 (Shows Twilight shooting multiple magic blasts at various Bakers)
1:05 (Phazon sees General slaturing multiple wizards)
1:09 (Grimshot uses teleportation spell to go behind a Lawyer, shoots him in the back and then throws him at another lawyer)
1:12: (Blaze tackles Lawyer then flys him up to the air, shoots him and then throws him onto the ground)
1:17 (Phazon runs at General, while also dodging his bullets)
1:24 (General runs out of bullets and then just throws it onto the ground and runs at phazon)
1:31 (Shows Blaze grabbing Grimshots hooves and then throws him at a lawyer, but the lawyer has a gun, but then Gimshot uses a teleport spell to go behind the Lawyer and shoot him in the back)
1:38 (Shows Twilight using a repel spell to make a Baker bounce off her)
1:42 (but then a Baker is aiming his gun at Twilight)
1:46 (Phazon sees and gets off the general)
1:54 (Blaze trys to shoot lawyer but the gun is knocked out of his hoof)
2:01 (Grimshot leapfrogs over Blaze and shoots him)
2:08 (Grimshot gets his spare gun and throws it at Blaze)
2:12 (Blaze spins and shoots lawyer behind him)
2:16 (Shows Phazon running at Twilight)
2:20 (Phazon throws pistol at twilight, twilight spins and shoots pony behind her)
2:24 (Twilight turns back around and smiles at Phazon and also throws pistol at him)
2:30 (General gets back up, to see a pistol near him)
2:34 (Twilight sees him)
2:38 (General shoots Twilight, leaving Phazon in shock)
2:41 (Phazon turns around)
2:45 (Both Phazon and general aim...)
2:50 (and shoot, but both hit each other)
3:00 (camera shows a eagle view of Phazon on the floor)
(Let music countinue untill it ends)
(Shows Blaze and Grimshot sitting by a wall in the arena, with Lawyers all on the floor)
Blaze:guess.....we did it...
Grimshot:the bakers and Wizards have probably slatured each other by now...
Blaze:along with phazon....
...
Grimshot:he made a scrafice staying with twilight, he knew the risks...
(Blaze nods)
Blaze:so...were the only ones left...
Grimshot:...and last pony standing gets the prize...
(Both Blaze and Grimshot look at each other)
...
Blaze & Grimshot:NAH...
(both stand up)
Blaze:hey Grimshot...your a good freind...you and Phazon, i dont know why you guys put up with my pervy crap...
Grimshot:you know why we put up with it?...
Blaze:?...
Grimshot:because you have to put up with us...
Blaze:heh...
Grimshot:well...not as much as we need to put up with you...
(both chuckle)
Grimshot:come on buddy....
Grimshot:lets go-
(Grimshot gets shot in the head)
(Shows Blaze looking completely shocked)
(Blaze looks to his side to see a pony running at him)
(the pony pins him againest the wall with the pistol at his stomach)
Blaze:Paintball assasin!?...
???:No...
Blaze:?...
(Pony raises his head, it show his a tanned colored pony, with a cigar in his mouth)
???:The name is...Wacky Joe...
Blaze:WHAT!?
Joe:thats right...im the owner of wacky joes...and your standing in my way...
Blaze:what do you mean!?, standing in the way of what?...
Joe:my plan of course...
Blaze:???
Joe:allow me to explain...
(has Flashback)
Present Joe:i was one day in my office, with nothing to do, because it was a sunday...
Joe:i suddenly saw a pic of one of my predessesors, Wacky Jack...
Blaze:wacky jack?...you mean the pony who held the biggest paintball match in the land of equestria?...
Joe:the very same.....anyway, i saw a pic of Jack, reminding me of that paintball match, that match was glorious, best ive ever played, but then i realise, what have i ever done?...all i have are some crummy little paintball matches, with only two teams, wacky jack had 8 teams in his match!, so i thought i would hold the biggest match in all of equestria, but i knew it was way too soon, so i decided to make a big announcement for the prize...
Blaze:Whats the prize?...
Joe:...free tickets to legoland...
Blaze:OF COURSE, anyone would want to go to legoland!, its the most awesome place on earth!....besides chuck norris's penthouse...
Joe:so i made the announcement and nearly everypony in ponyville wanted to play! and after one hour, the whole town was messed up, it was a master piece, this...this is how a paintball match should look like...
Blaze:you make me sick...
Joe:dont worry....i have a little medicine for that...a bullet to the head...
(cocks gun on Blaze's head)
Joe:goodbye Batstallion...
(shows Blaze POV)
(Blaze closes his eyes, making the screen goe black)
(Blaze hears a gunshot)
(But Blaze dosent feel anything)
(Blaze opens his eyes...to reavel the side of Joes head to be splatterd with paint...)
(Joe falls down)
(Blaze looks up)
(sees Paintball assasin)
Blaze:you....
(Shows Paintball assasin running)
(Blaze uses grapple hook to get up on balcony)
(Blaze chases after the Paintball assasin)
(The Paintball assasin goes through the exit door)
(Blaze follows)
(the door reavels a live wrestling arena)
Blaze: ...
(Shows Blaze checking for re-loads, but he has none left)
P.A:it seems like you dont have anymore paintballs left...
(Shows P.A jumping down from the balcony above)
(Shows P.A aiming gun at Blaze)
Blaze:why dont you put that gun down and fight me like a real stallion...
P.A:(chuckles) sorry...but theres a slight problem...
Blaze:???
(P.A pulls hood down)
(Shows Blaze shocked)
Rainbow Dash:im a mare.....
Blaze: .....could've of fooled me...
Rainbow Dash:i dont have time for your little jokes Blaze, i want those tickets to legoland...
Blaze:hmph...as if, ive always wanted to go there, im not letting you take away my chance of winning...
Rainbow Dash:yeah but you see....im the one holding the gun...
Blaze:so you want to end it right now?....you do know were the only ones left?...
Rainbow Dash:yeah....so?...
Blaze:it wouldent be very awesome of you just to end it like this...
(Rainbow Dash hesitates)
...
(Rainbow Dash drops gun)
Rainbow Dash:fine.....lets rumble, lets fight for 3 minutes, after that, the one whos more quick to get the gun shall take the honor of ending the other ones life and.....going to legoland...
Blaze:seems fair...
(Both Look at each other)
Blaze:ready?....
Rainbow Dash:i was born ready...
Blaze:???...how could you be ready for a paintball match when you were born?...
Rainbow Dash: ....just shut up and fight me
(Shows Phazon waking up)
(Sees lots of dead ponies (of course there not really dead :D) )
(Phazon sees Twilight on floor)
(Phazon drags himself to twilight)
(his still dragging himself)
(still doing it)
(...still doing it)
Twilight:(gets up) oh just stand up and come over here!
(Phazon stands up)
(walks over to twilight)
(lies down with her)
(Clouds vanish in sky)
Twilight:the sky looks lovely tonight...
Phazon:...yeah
Twilight: .....so Phazon....why did you stay here with me?, and not go with Grimshot and Blaze...
Phazon: ...i dont know, too be honest your one of my best freinds a stallion could ask for, Blaze and Grimshot are still cool, but there more like hangout mates. But you...your probably the only pony i can talk to...
Twilight:what about windrider?...
Phazon:who?...
...
(Shows Windrider in tomb)
(Shows Windrider cosplaying as indiana jones...or in pony words, daring doo)
Windrider:omg omg, ive always wanted to explore tombs...but i hope Phazon isent getting lonely back at ponyville...
(Shows Phazon and Twilight back on floor)
...
Twilight:never mind...but thank you Phazon, that means a lot to me...
(hugs phazon)
(Phazon smiles and strokes her mane)
Twilight:what are you doing?...
Phazon:oh sorry, i thought you were a dog, i mean a lot of dogs have hugged me in the past...
Twilight:sooo...i remind you of a dog?.
Phazon:NO no no no, i mean your coat is nice like a dogs fur....
...
Twilight:ill let you off...this time, because i know you dont have much exprenince talking to mares...
Phazon:(blushes) WHAT?, ive talked to girls....
Twilight:Phazon....you've been living in the Everfree forrest for...i dunno since Margaret Thatcher was born, your telling me there a mares in the everfree forrest?....
Phazon:...ive talked to Zecora...
Twilight:Zecora dosent count Phazon...
Phazon:look, lets just look at the stars...
Twilight: (chuckles)
(both look up)
(Goes back to Rainbow Dash and Blaze)
Blaze:Yeah, i know its a expression, but still that dosent make sense...
RD:CAN WE PLEASE JUST FIGHT!?
Blaze:fine...wait a sec...
(gets boombox)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsjA5DtfW2A
(Rainbow Dash and Blaze circle each other)
Rainbow Dash:you ready?...
Blaze:i was bor-
Rainbow Dash: ....
Blaze: ....
Blaze:never mind...
(keep circling until...)
0:34 Rainbow Dash and Blaze run at each other, then put each other in a grapple hold
0:38 Rainbow Dash takes Blaze by the cape and throws him onto the floor
0:42 Rainbow Dash trys to stomp on Blaze but Blaze rolls back onto his hooves
0:46 Rainbow Dash runs at Blaze but Blaze flips her over him with his head
0:51 Rainbow Dash lands and then they start circling again
0:54 Blaze:heh, didnt know you were so good at fighting RD
0:58 Rainbow Dash:well when you take martial arts for a couple of months you learn a thing or two...
1:05 Blaze:i bet you do...i mean, i learnt a thing or two at my dojo...
1:10 Rainbow Dash: enough chatter...
1:14 They charge at each other again
1:19 Blaze grabs Rainbow Dash and judo flips her
1:23 Rainbow Dash kips up and then kicks Blaze in the stomach
1:30 Blaze gets back up from kick and charges while flying to Rainbow Dash
1:36 Rainbow Dash charges aswell
1:40 they both grab each other and fly up
1:50 they both let go of each other when really high up in the air
1:55 Blaze punches rainbow dash, while rainbow dash knees him
2:00 both Blaze and Rainbow Dash take a sqaure back from each other
2:10 Rainbow Dash head butts Blaze in the stomach making him cough up some air
2:15 Rainbow Dash then grabs Blaze and flys down with him
2:22 They keep on flying
2:50 Blaze realises Rainbow Dash is gonna do a rainbow face plant on him
3:07 Blaze elbows Rainbow Dash in the stomach and they switch sides
3:15 a white aura suddely goes over both of them
3:19 Then suddenly
3:30 Rainbow Dashes Tail has a rainbow effect while Blaze has a lighting effect, also for some added effect theres now a lightning storm ;D
3:40 Phazon and Twilight see a big lighting and Rainbow boom...
3:45 Twilight:WHATS THAT!?
3:50 Phazon:thats.....
3:55 Phazon: WE GOT TO GO NOW!
(wait until song finishes)
(Shows Rainbow Dash struggling to get up)
(When Rainbow Dash looks up, Blaze is aiming the gun at her head)
Blaze:sorry Dash...but it looks like its the end for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms
Rainbow Dash: ......damit....damit...(tear goes down eye)
Blaze:whats wrong?...its only legoland .-.
Rainbow Dash:its not that...its just, everypony thinks ive gone soft and im sick of it and i feel horrible for using you...
Blaze: ...
Rainbow Dash: most ponys think you dont have a heart, your just a mindless perverted idiot...but i think, deep down you have a heart...
Blaze: ...
Rainbow Dash:but that dosent matter now...go on....finish it...
Blaze: ...(blaze aims)
(RD close's eyes)
(But suddenly Blaze aims paintball gun at head)
(RD opens one eye)
Rainbow Dash:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
(Blaze shoots himself)
(Rainbow Dash runs to Blaze)
Rainbow Dash:why did you do that!?
Blaze:the ponys of ponyville were right, i have been heartless and perverted...and its true, ive never really thought about anyone else except myself and a few girlfreinds that i used....so....this is probably the first nice thing ive ever done in my life...
Rainbow Dash:....thank you Blaze...
(Ponys of ponyville come into arena)
(Blaze gives paintball gun to Rainbow Dash)
(ponys see Blaze on the floor and Rainbow Dash with the paintball gun)
(Everypony cheers)
(Lots ponys come into ring to congratulate Rainbow Dash, suddenly they start carrying her)
(Joe comes in)
Joe:...i guess.....you win the prize.....
(Hand overs tickets)
Rainbow Dash:two tickets?...
Joe:you can go with a freind...do you have anypony in mind?...
(Rainbow Dash looks at Blaze)
Rainbow Dash:i think i have somepony in mind....
Blaze: (smiles)
(Crowd carrys Rainbow Dash out of building)
(Blaze goes to Joe)
Joe: .....i know.....i was foolish, a few ponys could've got hurt because of me....and thats why im closing down wacky joes
Blaze:why!?...
Joe:???
Blaze:dude, this has been the best two days of my life, thanks to you, im not known as a asshole, i got to sleep with my girlfreind.....your awesome....dont shut wacky joes down.....trust me, this has been the best paintball match ive ever been in...
Joe: (looks down smiling)
Joe:(looks back up to see Blaze gone)
(Looks up at opened window)
Joe:i did it Jack.....ive finally lived up to your expectation....i just wish you were here today....
???:And i am.....
(Joe looks back to see a old pony)
Joe:JACK!
(runs to hug him)
Jack:ohhhh my back, im not a young filly anymore Joe, you have to be careful...
Joe:(chuckles) sorry....
Jack:never mind, i just saw the paintball match on TV-
Joe:TV?...
Jack:the paintball match has gone national Joe....we finally fufilled the dream of Wacky Paintball...
Joe: (has tear down eye)
(both hug each other)
Joe:Thank you Jack....for giving me the courge to do all this...
Jack: (smiles)
==Epilouge==
(Shows mane 9 in cafe)
Blaze:and so....ponyville was re-made, Wacky Joes became The Wacky World of Joe and Jack and Pinkie Pie finally got to sing a new song....yep everything was going smoothly....except.....i might be in love with Rainbow Dash .-. .....we will see how that turns out some other time....for now....IM GOING TO LEGO LAND :D.
Grimshot:wait a second....wheres rarity!?...
Mane 9: ....
(Shows Rarity in bed with mask over her)
Rarity:(yawn)
Rarity:oh my, i havent had a peaceful sleep in ages, it must of been really quiet last night...
Next Episode MLP 6: Ponys and Dragons
==Alternative Ending==
Rainbow Dash:but that dosent matter now...go on....finish it...
Blaze: ...(blaze aims)
Rainbow Dash:wait....
Blaze:?...
Rainbow Dash:theres one more thing i want to say...
(Rainbow Dash gets close to Blaze)
Blaze:Rainbow Dash....what are you-
(Kisses)
...
(A gunshot is firied)
(Blaze is in complete shock)
(looks down)
(shows Rainbow Dash to have the paintball gun)
Rainbow Dash:you snooze....you lose ;)
(Blaze slumps onto the floor)
(Everypony comes into arena)
(Everypony cheers)
(Everypony starts carrying Rainbow Dash)
(Blaze gets up)
Blaze:(chuckles) ....thats one sneaky little pony....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yCyysCmhlQ
THE END
Next Episode...
My Little Pony Freindship is Magic: Ponys and Dragons
Gotta admit...this song is pretty epic :D
Category:Stories