People With Hands

So basically imma make this short! one day little girl kip created people with hands and a sister corporation called people without hands and gingers (PWOH&G)! so here's the thing about it, mmmmmm us z landers are in pretty strong opposition of people with hands we got sick and tired of bullshit and silly dumb crap and we cut them out until they learned their lesson! good kick back from that not even gonna lie! Lots of 2 term joe Biden voting liberals plagued that land scape and amoung with them was one enlightened centrist, named Olivia. we like them now but there was a second there. Let's cut to the chase. These people were tainted they had terrorist cells in Minecraft and even worse they left the discord server. Here's one more thing magic was BANNED from that shit 😂. One more thing before we go, they only allowed 2 books George Orwell Animal Farm and an insurance based parody named Animal Firm. Really demented stuff but now Leanne just talks about her shit and how she's constantly on the verge of sharting in public places.
People with Hands is a nation located in a nebulous, Warrior Cats Forest Territories inspired floating array of rainbow cubes. 
== History ==
People with Hands was originally established in 2018 from the collapsing Gifted nation, and hosted its members along with some from opposing factions. Constant fighting between citizens would eventually lead to the fall of the original kingdom, and from its ashes People with Hands 2, "Electric Boogaloo", was born. Founded December 27th, 2018, this new land was home to essentially only the original members of the Gifted nation, to preserve its life.
== Timeline ==
=== Primordial/Evil Era ===
People with Hands was created, and hosted a fair amount of activity. Friendships between members were not typically formed, however, and most actually opposed one another, and were simply forced to join due to the influence of Kip. Many of People with Hands' core members were not present during this time.
=== Awesome Migration ===
An surge of inactivity and a gigantic explosion caused People with Hands to blow up and be deleted from existence forever. It was extremely violent, but the surviving members were able to make their way to new lands and reestablish their kingdom. The rules and laws of this kingdom were vague, which led to dark events such as the Animal Fucking Incident, causing some internal restructuring.
=== Golden Age ===
During previous times, People with Hands 2 had always been generally active, however, a surge of activity was found after the Awesome Fun Lockdown of 2020. Olivia's constant want to voice call spearheaded a tradition of constant calls and the eventual formation of the Bumbs friend group, under the influence of Michael (not to be confused with the EVIL Snail Micheal). The Bumbs group included Olivjanja, Aybdenm, Carlugah, Michale, Mareye, (gutz), and someone else.
People with Hands dabbled in their own joyful Minecraft playing, which led Michael to invite the core members of the group to Christian Craft. This would lead to a partial merging of the two groups, with members of both parties joining one another. People with Hands members would participate in three Christian Craft seasons in this era.
=== One Thousand Year Blood Feud ===
For more information on the causes of the OTYBF, see New Burgia.
Following the events of the Gamer Girl Event in Christian Craft Season 9, People with Hands was brought into a dark age. After severing ties with Christian Craft, constant baby-raging from Kip caused Olivia to be removed, disbanding the Bumbs group forever. This ceased voice calls on the server, and activity slowed to a grueling halt. The kingdom tried rallying forces against Christian Craft, but failed, and almost fell apart completely due to constant conflict.
=== Reconstruction ===
Somehow, People with Hands managed to survive this dark era, and with time, all core members eventually returned to the kingdom, rejoining forces. The reformation of Christian Craft into ZLand opened opportunities for peace between the two nations, and under the wing of Michael, they were eventually able to coexist and thrive together better than before. 
=== Post-Reconstructive Maelstrom ===
Tragically, on a seemingly ordinary day, People with Hands was eaten by a black hole, and though it should have been spaghettified, it was instead transported to the sludgeverse. Many members did not survive. 
=== Across the Handedverse ===
The scientists of People with Hands had huge difficulties escaping the sludgeverse, since they had taken the bodies of their slime counterparts who did not care about leaving. Eventually they made it to the pissverse by accident and it was gross, nobody liked it. They quickly escaped to the Awesome Love and Fun Dimension. 
== Minecraft Canon ==
The history of People with Hands can be viewed from a Minecraft-centric perspective,
=== Mother Continent (The Handed Realm) ===
The first People with Hands realm was hosted by Kip on Bedrock Edition, in 1.14. Originally called the Gifted Realm for nostalgia purposes, it expanded into People with Hands 2 and became a staple of the server, with constant activity from core members. All players except Michael lived within a commune known as the Handed Estate, which was part of a league of nations including Canada and Huskerland. This realm would retain the same world across several different iterations due to monetary problems, leading to the name increasing in number each time, until it eventually reached 6. 
=== People with Hands 6/7 ===
People with Hands 6, hosted on Bedrock Edition, was arguably the most active People with Hands realm in its modern age. It was a creative superflat world started by Kip, that expanded into a fairly large city. Core members of People with Hands would play consistently over several platforms, living within the city and creating expansive lore intertwined with the server itself. PWHCorp, anarchy, and a bunch of aliens clashed within Hand City. After the discovery of structure blocks, the entire city was transferred into a non-superflat world (People with Hands 7), where it fell into inactivity.
=== Anarchraft ===
Anarchraft was a realm created by Carly during The People With Hands Thousand Year Blood Feud. It certainly contained a big house.
=== People with Survival (survival) ===
People with Survival was created by Mary and contained Kip's awesome bunker, marys cool island, carlys nice house, a giant pocro sign.
=== Balls SMP 3.0.0 ===
In partnership with Super Balls Inc., Kip and Mary mistakenly invented an interdimensional vortex that found them in an alternate universe, composed of islands floating in a void. The vortex was eventually harnessed, and strange discoveries in this new universe led People with Hands into a technological golden age in which they could manipulate the rules of the plane at will, defying all laws of nature, life, and time.
== Server Names ==
People with Hands has held many different titles in its life. Some include:
* People with Hands 2: Electric Boogaloo
* animal shithouse
* pwh2
* people with hands 2: infectious funnygoo
* people with hands 2: home her sick son era
* people with hands 2: 12.50/HR BURHER
* people with hands 2: the brand new burger you can fuck
* people with hands 2: I AM THE WORLD EDITION
* people with hands: (ONE BILLION DOLLARS A WEEK CHALLENGE EDITION)
* people with hands 2: QUINTUPLE XP ERA
* people with hands 2: MAX XP REACHED
* people with hands 2: HURT RAIN OUCH OUCH
* people with hands 2: LIFELONG FREEDOM GIRLBOSS ERA
* people with hands 2: GUMPY GUMPY GUMPY GUMPY
* people with hands 2: DRAIN GANG RAINWORLD ERA (3 STARS) (ONE THAT IS YOU)
* people with SLOP 2: SLUDGEFEST
* people with acute urinary retention: PISSFEST
* PEOPLE WITH LOVE
== Gags ==
=== Animal Shithouse ===
Animal Shithouse was a temporary gag on April Fools day of 2019 in People with Hands 2, in which the server name was changed to animal shithouse.
=== People with Hands Google Doc ===
Out of nostalgia, a Google Doc was created to host People with Hands' members awesome fun, however, it proved to be an unstable and unfriendly platform. It has since been deleted.
=== People with Document Slides ===
According to the Slides Theory, all members of People with Hands canonically reside with the People with Document Slides. Slides exist on a map, within nations including Pime Clan, Grubba Clam, Menstrual Clan, Stink Clan Frt, and Balls FNAF Clan. Notable locations and features include Document City, Pisscornbarf Island, Dickfucker Death Road, and Satan's Piss. Those who do not have a slide in the document slides reside within the homeless shelter.
=== Vagina Patty Burger Mill ===
On the outskirts of Document City, various furry and femboy characters sell grotesque abominations at the Vagina Patty Burger Mill. The menu includes the Pussy Burger, Special Slop, Animal, Goobler Salad, Bald Eagle Rice Sandwich, Dust Bucket Bowl, Slime and Grease Congealement Sandwich, and the Goobgalla 69 Piece.
=== Splatitude ===
On People with Hands, splatitude is not allowed.
== Trivia ==
* The Handed Realm was so ancient that for a short time, it included an evil witch!
* On Dickfucker Death Road of the People with Document Slides, a Bumbco spaceship can be seen!
* On People with Hands 6, a game called Grooby Game was developed and frequently played!
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