Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star/Transcript

==Transcript==
[Patrick's rock shows up, and cuts to Patrick sitting in his chair, watching TV. SpongeBob soon arrives]
* SpongeBob: Patrick! Guess what came in the mail today!
* Patrick: OH! WHAT! [SpongeBob takes out a video tape from his back]
* SpongeBob: This... [Screen gets a closer cut of video tape]
* Patrick: Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne's Adventures of The Hunter and the Rock Star?! Stick It In! [SpongeBob slides the video tape into Patrick's TV, presses a button, and immediately goes to Patrick's couch]
* Hicks: Okay Boys raise away. Watch it! Hey! Hey! Watch those pilings. Hands off. Hands off there. Okay keep her moving.
* Alec Frost: More. More. Little more. Hold it that's good. Slack! See you Friday have a nice trip.
* Hicks: Good Luck.
* Alec Frost: Luck doesn't have anything do with it does it Sultan. Huh! Nah! Nah! Flanny's away Huh! Flanny huh! Flanny! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (tiger growls) That's more like it. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah devil Yeah!
(dogs barking)
* Joe Ironwood: Doesn't seem right hunted a tame animal.
* Alec Frost: He won't be tamed when I'm through with him.
* Joe Ironwood: You're just a pussycat aren't you Sultan. Yeah! Big 500 pound pussycat
* Alec Frost: An actor he mauled doesn't mean of a pussycat.
* Joe Ironwood: Well for what I read that darn fool wouldn't stop teasing him. I've seen this cat on TV. Kids climbing all over it. No more turn mean than I have.
* Alec Frost: Now you listen to me Ironwood. McKinzie pays me to buy big game animals to bring to this island for him to hunt. It's my job. And unlike you, college boy, I like my job. Intend to keep it no matter what. And if you intend to keep your job, Don't interfere with my efforts to make this tiger mean. Clear.
* Joe Ironwood: Clear. That all Mr. Frost.
* Alec Frost: For now! (dogs barking) McKinzie will be here Friday. That just give us 2 days to get acquainted. I'll be back.
(Singing Deeper in Love)
* Paul Winters: Thank you!
(Man Speaking Instantly)
* Crowd: Paul! Paul! Paul! (applauding)
* Paul Winters: Thank You. Thank you! Hey! Let's Hear it. Yeah! Thank you!
* Al Mathews: Great! Fantastic. Come on hurry up. We gotta get going the cars waiting. Come on you can drink that on the way. Let's go. Come on!
* First Officer: Stay close Mr. Winters. There's a crowd already out there. Close to the wall all the way.
* Al Mathews: Come on. Let's get going.
* Mrs. Winters: Paul are you... You alright.
* Al Mathews: Sure he is. All part of a big star eh.. buddy boy.
* Paul Winters: I hate it!
* Al Mathews: Well he's just saying that. He doesn't mean it.
* Paul Winters: I don't actually hate it. Not the singing anyway. I'm just tired. You know I fed up. I need a few days off.
* Mrs. Winters: Is that possible?
* Al Mathews: In the middle of the tour.
* Mrs. Winters: Well maybe some other time dear. Later in the year perhaps.
* Al Mathews: But don't count on it we're book solid till December. And then we got that big TV Special huh and 2 recording sessions.
* Paul Winters: Mom all I wanted a few days you know. Taking a ball game, maybe go fishing with Dad.
* Al Mathews: Are you crazy. You know how contracts read we could lose half a mil. Maybe more.
* Paul Winters: I don't care I'm rich enough now.
* Al Mathews: Nobody's rich enough Paulie.
* Paul Winters: Just a few days Mom.
* Mrs. Winters: Mr. Mathews knows best. (Paul sighs)
* Al Mathews: Say kid, what do you say on the way to hotel we stop off and get pizza huh? Pepperoni your favorite.
[Meanwhile Downtown, Ronnie Anne walks on the sidewalk showing Lincoln buildings, while Lincoln is huffing and puffing just to keep up with her.]
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: [unenthusiastic] And there's a building, and another building, and, ooh, an even taller building. Whew, good tour.
[Lincoln starts panting, when he hears Tigger bounces]
* Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago: Tigger!
* Tigger: Hiya guys! (laughs)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: It's good to see you Tigger!
* Tigger: It's good to see you too guys! So where you guys going?
* Lincoln Loud: Ronnie Anne and I going to California! So you wanna come with us!
* Tigger: Sure!
* Elmyra Duff: Here kitty!
* Tigger: It's Elmyra Duff! You guys wanna meet my girl!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Sure!
* Elmyra Duff: Hey guys! I got that newspaper!
* Lincoln Loud: Right! I'm Lincoln!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: I'm Ronnie Anne Santiago!
* Elmyra Duff: My name is Elmyra Duff!
* Tigger: What does it say Elmyra?
* Elmyra Duff: Sultan the tiger was captured by a poacher!
* Lincoln Loud: Oh! That's your cousin Sultan the tiger was captured!
* Tigger: Yeah! My cousin Sultan was captured by a poacher! It's a dangerous path I bounce. But I bounce it alone. 
* Elmyra Duff: Why not Tigger?
* Tigger: Because we need a hero guys and I'm the only one. 
* Lincoln Loud: Oh right!
* Tigger: ♪ Oh, I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy ♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! ♪ But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is ♪ I'm the only one I'm the only one! ♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
* Winnie The Pooh: I’m Here Also
(tiger growls)
* Alec Frost: Come on, Come on, Come and get me. Come on. Yeah! Yeah!
(Paul Winters reads a newspaper about Sultan the tiger, looks outside of the windows & kids playing basketball. He was going out for a few days.)
* Joe Ironwood: Don't trust me anymore. Well you're not the first!
* Alec Frost: What the devil do you think you're doing?
* Joe Ironwood: Just feeding him some scraps.
* Alec Frost: I ordered you not to feed that cat. I want him hungry and mean. Next time I catch you undermine my orders. You are fired. You understand that? Come on you stud, come on, come on, hate me, hate me. Yeah! that's it come on.
(Play instrumental rock music)
(Joe Ironwood opens the cage)
* Alec Frost: Alright let him out. (gunshot)
(Sultan gasps) (gunshot)
* Alec Frost: Go on get out of here you ugly devil. Get. 
(Sultan runs away)
* Paul Winters: Uh.. room please.
* Motel Owner: No room just cottages.
* Paul Winters: How much will be it for one night?
* Motel Owner: $30.00. Back in the 50s when I was still on the force. We used to have a lot of..... Hey that.... That's a lot of cash for a kid an age to be carrying. You didn't steal it did you?
* Paul Winters: No!
* Motel Owner: You better tell the truth now son. The sheriff just as close to that phone. Hey Sheriff....
(Paul Winters runs off and crash them)
* Paul Winters: Sorry!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: It's Okay! Sorry we didn't mean to crash on you.
* Paul Winters: Hey! You're Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago.
* Lincoln Loud: And you're Paul Winters the rock star.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yes!
* Elmyra Duff: My name is Elmyra.
* Tigger: And I'm Tigger! T-I-DOUBLE-GUH-ER That Spells Tigger!
* Paul Winters: What's a Tigger?
* Elmyra Duff: He ask for about his song.
* Tigger: The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs! They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one I-I-I'm...the only one! Rrrrow!
* Paul Winters: Well nice to meet you guys! Hey fellas look it's the cops.
*Lincoln Loud: What?
*Paul Winters: The cops are looking for me. Come on guys you're coming with me.
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: Sure! (Paul Winters, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Elmyra Duff and Tigger runs for their lives and hides in the boat) (rattling)
* Lincoln Loud: Paul the doors locked.
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: Quick hide down here!
(Sheriff looks nowhere inside that boat)
* Paul Winters: The close is clear guys.
* Lincoln Loud: Paul, I think those men are coming with Hicks.
(Men Speaking Instanctly)
(Man laughing)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Quick guys get inside the raft and cover it.
* Hicks: Okay boys you got 5 minutes to get everything on board. Come on come on get moving get moving.
* Paul Winters: Guys look.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: It's George McKinzie in the car.
* Lincoln Loud: Well he's the boss of Alec Frost.
* Hicks: Good morning Mr. McKinzie You're some what early here sir aren't you. I wasn't expecting you until this afternoon.
* George McKinzie: I make my own timetable Hicks.
* Hicks: Oh yes of course McKinzie I meant no disrespect sir.
* George McKinzie: Once more I want you to have that tub underway before I get settled below got it.
* Hicks: Yes sir Mr. McKinzie.
* George McKinzie: Some life when you have to take your pleasures vicariously, eh, Jake. I'll be back Sunday night usual time got it.
* Jake: Yes sir. And good hunting.
* Lincoln Loud: I know it was Alec Frost and George McKinzie are hunting that tiger.
* Tigger: What?
* Ronnie Anne Santiago and Tigger: That's ridiculous!
* Paul Winters: Guys the boat is ready on board.
* Elmyra Duff: Okay Mr. Winters! We're going to Sportsman's Island!
* Al Mathews: All right Thank you.
* Mrs. Winters: Any word?
* Al Mathews: Not yet.
* Mrs. Winters: I knew it. I knew it.
* Al Mathews: Come on now Edna. The police says there's no evidence he's been kidnapped. They think he just ran out. And then they're doing to at most to find him.
* Mrs. Winters: I know. But if just that's I..... I just feel so helpless! I mean... If only I just listen to him.
* Al Mathews: If only we listen to him you mean. It's more my fault than yours. He told me just how he felt but I... I just thought he was grumbling I.. I didn't know a few days off would mean so much to him.
* George McKinzie: Pick me up Sunday usual time got it.
* Hicks: Yes sir Mr. McKinzie.
* George McKinzie: Frost. You got that tiger and primed and ready for me to kill.
* Alec Frost: You bet I have Mr. McKinzie. Welcome Mr. McKinzie so wonderful to see you again here sir.
* George McKinzie: Polishing fish bait.
* Alec Frost: Beg pardon sir.
* George McKinzie: Come on Let's go.
* Alec Frost: Yes sir!
* Paul Winters: The close is clear guys.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Should we get off the boat guys.
* Paul Winters: You bet guys. But we wasn't kidnapping.
* Tigger: We're hide out guys is what Tigger's do best!
* Elmyra Duff: Yeah! I wonder so I can find those kitties!
* George McKinzie: I hope you got that tiger pretty mean, Frost. I don't want to be hunting no tame television tabby cat.
* Alec Frost: Oh he's mean Mr. McKinzie. I turned him into a real killer. (chuckles) (engine stalling)
* George McKinzie: Don't you ever check these batteries.
* Lincoln Loud: Sportsman's Island that not good.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: I know.
* Paul Winters: Lincoln's right there's no such thing as a hunter.
(tiger walking)
(Sultan snarling)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Did you guys hear something?
* Lincoln Loud: It sound like a tiger goes roar.
* Elmyra Duff: Ooh a kitty. Or to be more precise a tiger.
* Tigger: Say! That's my cousin Sultan was chasing us!
* Paul Winters: I know guys! (Sultan growling) Oh! That tiger.
* Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Elmyra Duff, Tigger and Paul Winters: Run!!!!!
* Paul Winters: The cave guys.
* Ronnie Anne: Oh yeah. That's where inside.
* Lincoln Loud: Come on guys. let's get in.
(Sultan snarling)
* Tigger: Cousin Sultan! 
*Sultan: Tigger!
*Tigger: It's Okay guys. He's not gonna hurt you guys! He's a Bengal tiger friend.
* Elmyra Duff: Nice kitty tiger friend! (Sultan licks Paul Winters)
* Lincoln Loud: Oh that's his name Tigger!
* Tigger: Yeah!
* Paul Winters: Wow! (phews) You're no killer at all. You just wanna be friends don't you. Hey! Hey! You're Sultan aren't you. Yeah! I seen you on TV. Read about that trouble you're in too. I wonder why those men wanna kill you. (laughs) You're just like my cat Elliot back home in Denver. When he wants to becomes petted and bats you over the leg. Only sure I wouldn't wanna be batted on the leg like that. Not even a love tap.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Say Lincoln looks like were hungry for tonight.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah! How about you Elmyra?
* Elmyra Duff: Yes!
* Paul Winters: You know what? I'm starved. Haven't need anything yesterday. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, Elmyra, Tigger and I I'm gonna see if we can find some store or something. Gets us some food. What do you say to that? (laughs) How do you doing boy. That's a good boy. Stay stay here.
* Tigger: Did I say I was hungry!
* Elmyra Duff: Exactly guys!
* Paul Winters: Stay here your cousin and his friends and I won't be long.
(Sultan snarling)
* Paul Winters: No go back, go back.
* Tigger: I think my cousin Sultan want to come with us.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: What's your problem?
* Paul Winters: Come on Don't you understand if those men see you they'll shoot you. Okay but we're gonna play it our way. Rope what are we gonna use for rope?
* Lincoln Loud: How about a vine one?
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: That's a great Idea Lincoln.
* Paul Winters: Maybe this vine will work. Let's see!
* Elmyra Duff: I'm sure we can some food guys! It's my obsessed you know!
* Man on Radio: We can look forward most clear skies through the weekend. That's sports and weather. Now news wrap-up. Pop recording star Paul Winters is still missing and the Police are beginning to consider the possibility of kidnapping.
* George McKinzie: Turn that junk off Big Joe. Kidnapped. (Joe Ironwood turns off the radio) Shows how little a cops know. Kid hasn't been snatched. Pampered young whimper probably some mouth holed in the motel room cuddling a bunch of groupies.
* Tigger: Look guys It's Joe Ironwood.
* Lincoln Loud: Oh, right! He's a caretaker.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: He's getting some food in the storage and he's having dinner with George and Alec.
* Tigger: And he always wanted to petted my cousin in the cage so he's getting out of the cage and those dogs was trying to catch my cousin Sultan.
* Elmyra Duff: Goodness!
* Paul Winters: Wait here. We'll be right back. No hold it! Don't move. Stay!
(Sultan snarling)
* Paul Winters: I thought I told you to stay. All right come on come on let's get inside.
* Elmyra Duff: Is this a food storage Paul!
* Paul Winters: I know kids! (Sultan grabs cans) Shh! Shhhhh! Cool it! Hmmmm!
* George Mckinzie: How about a little target practice?
* Alec Frost: Well sure sir if you want to.
* George McKinzie: And if I didn't want too I wouldn't ask.
* Alec Frost: Well of course not.
* George McKinzie: Big Joe?
* Joe Ironwood: Yes, sir.
* George McKinzie: Take my drink outside and grab a box of shells.
* Alec Frost: As a matter of fact I think I like a little target practice.
* George McKinzie: Okay!
* Paul Winters: We should probably pay for it.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Paul Winters: I don't want to find out too soon or else I know where we are. You know what I mean. I'll put it right under there!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Exactly Mr. Winters. (Sultan drops those cans)
* Tigger: I think cousin Sultan drop those cans on the floor! (Paul Winters shushes him)
* Paul Winters: Oh great I mean why don't you go outside and beat on a drums or something. Really advertise we're here.
(George McKinzie and Alec Frost starting a target practice of hunting)
(Paul Winters pats Sultan)
* Paul Winters: Let's see what else we can score. Now let's see we'll need some candles for light. Right guys.
* Lincoln Loud, Elmyra Duff and Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah!
(gunshot)
* Tigger: Gasp. It's the hunter.
* Paul Winters: Sultan no!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: I think your cousin is going to hide in the pond Tigger!
* Tigger: You're right Ronnie Anne! Come on guys. we gotta hide in to the pond.
* Elmyra Duff: I'm right behind ya Tigger!
(gunshot)
* George McKinzie: That's 3 bucks you owe me. You're not quitting are you.
* Alec Frost: Yes sir you're to good for me. Would you settle for 2.75 sir?
* George McKinzie: No way! Here! Here's 2 ones and 5 and give me that 10. Take care of the quarters for buck after to look for themselves right, Big Joe.
* Joe Ironwood: Whatever you say Mr. McKinzie.
(Sultan and Paul Winters are playing in the pond)
* Paul Winters: Sultan! Sultan! (laughing) Watch it! Watch it!
* Lincoln Loud: Cannonball (splashes)
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: That's a good one Link! My turn! Cannonball (splashes)
* Tigger: Doesn't he know good helps hard to find!
(Sultan Playfully growls)
* Paul Winters: Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Sultan, Sultan Here boy Here boy. Come on! (laughing) Look at you you big fool!
* Lincoln Loud: Wow! Looks they're hugging to each other.
* Elmyra Duff: Yeah! (giggles)
* Paul Winters: All right now let's see. I want you to sit up. Okay! You want some of this?
* Lincoln Loud: This pizza was very good!
* Tigger: (marshmallows eats) Mmmm! Delectable!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: The Great Lakes dog with the works!
* Paul Winters: Sit up! Sit up! Atta boy. Atta boy. Here you go! Atta boy alright! (Sultan eats sausages) Alright, alright It's good to see you back to normal. Alright I'm gonna sit down here. Oh boy!
* Elmyra Duff: Gee Paul when are you headed back to the hotel in 2 days?
* Paul Winters: Of course Elmyra! I'm sure wish Mom and Dad can see you. Especially Dad! He loves wild animals.
* Lincoln Loud: My sister Lana love animals.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! Your sister Lori ask Lana about a snake in her sock drawer.
* Paul Winters: Well I guess you're not really wild are you. We still I wish they can see you.
(Elmyra Duff yawning)
* Lincoln Loud: Elmyra you look tired!
* Elmyra Duff: Yeah! You guys can sleep with me!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Sure! Buenas noches guys!
(Paul Winters yawning)
* Paul Winters: I'm sleepy. (Sultan sleeping) Okay.
* Tigger: (yawns) Oh well! I guess that's why my cousin Sultan will sleeping with Paul Winters Instead of please excuse me! (laughs) Well pleasant dreams! T-T-F-N!
(gunshot) 
(Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Tigger, Elmyra Duff, Paul and Sultan wakes up)
* Tigger: Yikes!
* Paul Winters: It's all right!
* Elmyra Duff: What is it guys?
* Lincoln Loud: It's sounded like that gunshot.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yikes!
(gunshot)
* Paul Winters: It's alright! Stay Sultan! It's alright. Good boy!
* George McKinzie: What do you think Frost?
* Alec Frost: It's definitely not there Mr. McKinzie no cat will remain inside after that.
* George McKinzie: Let's get going. We'll hunt along the north shore this morning.
* Elmyra Duff: Phew!
* Tigger: The close is clear guys. But thanks for saving my cousin Sultan.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Anytime Tigger.
* Elmyra Duff: Thank goodness it was only a dream!
* Paul Winters: Come here, come here, come here. Come on guys let's see we can get us some more food while they're gone.
* Tigger: You bet Paul!
* Paul Winters: Better to keep our ground though to hide our tracks. Come on! Come on!
(Joe Ironwood chops wood)
* Tigger: Are you sure we're getting some more food Paul!
(dogs barking)
(Sultan Snarling)
* Paul Winters: Come on you turkey! Do you want to get us shot. Come on! Come on!
* Elmyra Duff: Should we follow them guys!
* Lincoln Loud: Okay!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Whoa! Slow down! Those dogs saw Sultan the tiger?
* Lincoln Loud: I think we better run from those dogs Tigger!
* Tigger: Sure! Come on Elmyra! We better run from those dogs! Before it's gets so confusing even I can't figure it out!
(Joe Ironwood saw Paul Winters, Sultan, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Tigger and Elmyra Duff)
[Screen goes fuzzy]
* Patrick: Hey!
* SpongeBob: Hehehe! Don't worry! I can fix it! [He pushes a button, and the tape comes out. The tape is eaten by the VCR, breaking some of the tape] Deeae! [he picks up the tape, gets out some tape and scissors, cuts, tapes, and puts the tape back in the VCR]
* Tigger: So you were saying Paul.
* Paul Winters: You're not as smart as Elliot at least he knows enough to stay. (rifle cocks)
* Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Elmyra and Tigger: Huh!
* Joe Ironwood: Sit tight young fella I'm coming in.
* Paul Winters: It's alright Sultan. Here! It's the rifle.
* Joe Ironwood: I know it has good cause to hate it too. I just want you guys to make sure you guys had him under control.
* Paul Winters: Are you hunting him too.
* Joe Ironwood: No! I'm a caretaker Joe Ironwood. You're Ronnie Anne Santiago aren't you.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah! This is my friend Lincoln Loud.
* Lincoln Loud: Hello Mr. Ironwood.
* Tigger: I'm the only Tigger!
* Elmyra Duff: Name's Elmyra!
* Joe Ironwood: And you're Paul Winters aren't you.
* Paul Winters: Yeah! How did you know?
* Joe Ironwood: Saw a picture of you once.
* Paul Winters: Oh!
* Alec Frost: Don't worry Mr. Mckinzie that tiger is here somewhere! I'm gonna find him.
* George McKinzie: I'm not worried Frost. The animal ain't been born they can outsmart George McKinzie. Now clean up this mess and catch up to me.
* Joe Ironwood: Don't underestimate McKinzie Paul. He's self-made ruthless man. Dedicating to killing.
* Paul Winters: Then I'll buy Sultan. Offer McKinzie whatever he wants.
* Joe Ironwood: Money doesn't interest McKinzie. Has most of that now. Killing trophy heads that's what interest McKinzie. Before he was injured, he hunted all over the world.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: You think.
* Joe Ironwood: I know Ronnie Anne. Now that he's lame, he's limited to whatever animals Frost can bring to the island. The best thing for you guys to do is to come back with me. To forget about saving Sultan. Go back to the mainland with McKinzie.
* Paul Winters: No I'm sorry I can't do that Mr. Ironwood Ronnie Anne, Lincoln, Elmyra, Tigger and I gotta save him I don't know how but, but we have to do it. Right Lincoln.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Joe Ironwood: Sure I understand. Well if there's anything I can do guys just let me know.
* Paul Winters: Yeah! Well I could use a rope here because the thing here is pretty flimsy. And then Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne, Elmyra, Tigger and I could tie him up to the cave and keep him till McKinzie left.
* Joe Ironwood: Plenty of rope back here at the lodge. We can get it now if you guys want.
* Paul Winters: Okay great! Come on guys.
* Tigger: Lead the way Paul! (laughs)
* Paul Winters: Come on Sultan let's go Come on! Hup. Hup. (chuckles) Come on!
(Paul ties a rock on a rope)
(Sultan growling)
* Paul Winters: Oh we know quit complaining. I'm only doing it for your own good! I don't want you...… we don't want you running around out there.
* Tigger: Oh. Oh. Now I understand. It was all a big joke.
* Elmyra Duff: (sniffles and cries) I'm sorry guys!
* Tigger: Well that's alright!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Well guys there's only one thing to do when McKinzie will be gone for good. Right.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Tigger: Is that a promise! My cousin Sultan will be free by tomorrow Mr. Winters!
* Paul Winters: Besides after tomorrow McKinzie will be gone you'll have freedom now if you want. (Paul pats Sultan) Good boy!
* Lincoln Loud: Ronnie Anne what you say we head back home tomorrow. Your brother Bobby and my sister Lori would be so worried about us.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: (laughing) Yeah! Guess you're right! Thanks Lame-o.
* Tigger: You're welcome guys! Pooh and his friends will be looking for me too!
*Pooh: Tigger!
*Tigger: Buddy Bear! (hugs Pooh) Thank goodness, you’re safe and sound.
*Lincoln Loud, Elmyra Duff and Ronnie Anne Santiago: Pooh!
*Pooh: Hello, guys! What are you guys doing in the cave?
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: Lincoln and I are headed to Sportsman’s Island with Elmyra Duff!
*Lincoln Loud: To see Tigger’s cousin Sultan!
*Pooh: Oh! (giggles) Should I sleep with you guys!
*Ronnie Anne Santiago: Sure! Pooh.
* Elmyra Duff: Yeah! I should get home too guys!
* George McKinzie: But there's no way to point of wasting another day. We used a dogs tomorrow. Flush that cat out of its hiding place.
* Alec Frost: That's a good idea Mr. McKinzie and if you like perhaps we have stake out the goat tonight. It cries should attract the tiger, give the dogs fresh scent.
* George McKinzie: Do it.
* Paul Winters: (whispering) Stay down! Stay down! No! Sultan stay down!
* Tigger: Guys! Guys wake up. I think we've got trouble.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: It's Joe Ironwood guys.
* Lincoln Loud: He just got inside of that cave.
* Paul Winters: Oh! You gave us a scare. We thought it was McKinzie.
* Joe Ironwood: Sorry! I just wanted to warn you guys. They intend to use a dogs today. Now they'll definitely find you guys.
* Paul Winters: If we only had a boat or something.
* Joe Ironwood: Then I can take you guys to Walkon Island.
* Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Tigger, Elmyra Duff and Paul Winters: Walkon Island.
* Elmyra Duff: What does Walkon Island mean?
* Joe Ironwood: It means enchanted mystical. It's about 10 miles from here belongs to my people. It's an ancient burial grounds. No one ever goes there now and there's plenty of wild game. Sultan will be safe there.
* Paul Winters: Listen, what if Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Tigger, Elmyra and I can fool the dogs. Can you get a boat after McKinzie leaves.
* Joe Ironwood: I'll sure try but I warn you guys It won't be easy to fool those dogs. 
* Paul Winters: Yeah!
* Joe Ironwood: Good luck guys.
* Paul Winters: Okay! Thanks! Easy! Easy Sultan!
* Lincoln Loud: So you guys ready.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah!
*Pooh: Be careful, guys!
*Elmyra Duff: Okay, Pooh!
* Tigger: We'll be back, Buddy Bear. I got to tell you guys. My cousin Sultan will be free so Sultan can head to Walkon Island.
* Lincoln Loud: Yep! Nothing can stop us now.
* Alec Frost: Go Charlie hunt. Charlie Hunt. Go! Go!
(dogs barking)
* Elmyra Duff: Uh-oh! It's those dogs guys!
* Tigger: And George McKinzie and Alec Frost!
* Paul Winters: Come on Sultan like Dad says: "You're not beaten until you give up."
(dogs chasing)
* Lincoln Loud: Are you sure we're running for our lives Paul?
* Paul Winters: Always work in those convict movies. Let's go! Let's go guys.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Lead the way Paul.
* Paul Winters: We'll cut... We'll cut around the rocks loose your scent in the water.
* Alec Frost: They lost a trail.
* George McKinzie: If they ever wants one. Now round up these dogs let's cover this whole area.
* Alec Frost: Charlie, Hoss, Psycho. Hunt hunt hunt. (dogs barking) Come on! Let's go! Come on!
* Tigger: That was close guys.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Joe Ironwood: I still say the tiger and took to the water. Probably drowned by now.
* Alec Frost: Nobody cares what you think. Just keep your mouth shut.
* George McKinzie: Well, if there is a tiger on this island Big Joe. I beginning to admire it. Let's go!
* Paul Winters: I told you guys we'd fooled them. All right come on let's get back to the cave.
* Lincoln Loud: Sure Paul! Come on!
* Elmyra Duff: I loose more hunters that way!
(dogs barking)
* Tigger: I think those dogs are coming!
* Lincoln Loud: So what's your plan to get inside to McKinzie's Owner?
* Paul Winters: Come on guys I got an idea.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: They're coming!
* Lincoln Loud: Come on guys. We have to get inside.
(door closes)
* Paul Winters: Okay! Good good!
* Elmyra Duff: That was close guys!
* Paul Winters: I know come on guys. Brush up against here. Good.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: The door should be outside, guys!
* Tigger: I'll take care of my cousin, Paul!
* Paul Winters: Stay, Sultan, I'll be right back. Stay! (chair blocks the door) (Sultan snarling) Come on, boy!
(dogs barking)
* George McKinzie: What's going on in there? (glass shattering) (dogs barking) (glass shatters) Get those dogs out of here! Useless pack of mutts. If they wouldn't track a skunk with a sprayed it. Get them out of here come on.
* Alec Frost: Here! Come on!
* George McKinzie: You know this is all your fault.
* Alec Frost: Mine sir.
* George McKinzie: Yes! Everything I ever hunted and look around the room.
* Alec Frost: Yeah I know.
* George McKinzie: Now, suddenly.... Suddenly I can't find that tiger on an island will be no bigger than spit. You know I would have think that coming back here and you know what I think? I think that you messed up I think that you shot that tiger while you're making him any mean.
* Alec Frost: Oh no sir! That's not so.
* George McKinzie: Yes! Yes! Yes! And been a useless fish-bait that you are afraid to face me. Afraid to tell me the truth.
* Alec Frost: No sir. I swear it.
* George McKinzie: Forget it Frost. I don't care what you swear get that pickup ready, I'm going back to the mainland.
* Alec Frost: Come on! (Joe Ironwood chuckles) (dog whining)
* Joe Ironwood: Hold up guys.
* Elmyra Duff, Tigger, Ronnie Anne Santiago and Lincoln Loud: Mr. Ironwood.
* Joe Ironwood: Paul you did it and your friends did it too. McKinzie's leaving.
* Paul Winters: Really! Sultan we did it! You hear that? You're free! Safe.
* Elmyra Duff: Sultan is so natural! I better get back home to Acme Acres!
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah! And we better get home to Royal Woods and Great Lakes City too.
* Tigger: Wel,l of course not, Linky boy! (laughs) Cause there's nothing better than the best! (laughs) I've should've seen it all along.
* Paul Winters: Now all we need to do to get some boat to Enchanted Island.
* Joe Ironwood: Don't worry, guys. I'll find one somehow. (shake hands)
* Paul Winters: Alright!
* Joe Ironwood: I better get back. Make sure Frost doesn't stop leaving from McKinzie. Good luck.
* Paul Winters: Thanks a lot.
* Tigger: T-T-F-N Joe Ironwood. Ta-ta For Now. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
(Sultan growling)
* Elmyra Duff: We should get back home guys!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: (laughing) Yeah!
* Lincoln Loud: And Paul Winters will head back to the hotel.
* Tigger: Uh... guys! Alec Frost is in the truck with Joe Ironwood!
(Sultan Roaring)
* Alec Frost: Stop! Stop!
* Paul Winters: Sultan NO!
* Alec Frost: Turn around go back. (Sultan jumps on a truck) Hit the gas. Get rid of him. Get him off. Get him off. Shake him off!
(Sultan runs)
* Alec Frost: Cat must've been holed up in that cave the whole time.
* Joe Ironwood: You don't know that.
* George McKinzie: Sure we do. It's the only place we didn't look. Still plenty of light. I'm going to nail him right now.
* Alec Frost: That's a pretty steep climb Mr. McKinzie we should flush him.
* George McKinzie: Look I told you before with that place when I kill. Now come on let's go.
* Alec Frost: Mr. McKinzie don't do it. That's a bad angle up there.
* Joe Ironwood: Watch your step.
*Pooh: (gasps) My goodness!
*Tigger: Oh no! Buddy Bear, McKinzie is gonna hunt my cousin! What do we do? I got it! The Hero Suit!
*Lincoln Loud: We'll hide with Elmyra Duff, Ronnie Anne and Paul Winters.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Sure!
* Alec Frost: That's loose shale up there. McKinzie, he could be just inside up the mouth to the cave.
* Joe Ironwood: Watch your step.
(gunshot)
(Sultan roars)
* Tigger: Masked Offender away!!!! [Tigger punches George McKinzie]
(Cries out)
(Groaning)
(Sultan hits George McKinzie and fell off a rock and on the water)
(Sultan Growling)
* Alec Frost: (chuckles nervously) Sultan!
(Alec Frost and Joe Ironwood picks up George McKinzie back to the boat)
(Sultan roaring)
* Lincoln Loud: You did it, Tigger!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: You and Sultan defeated George McKinzie!
* Tigger: Did we? Hoo-hoo-hoo! Come here you guys!
* Elmyra Duff: Let's go, guys!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Okay!
* Alec Frost: Would you like me to accompany you to the hospital Mr. McKinzie.
* George McKinzie: No, Stay here. Close everything down.
* Alec Frost: Close.
* George McKinzie: Yeah, I'm selling the island.
* Alec Frost: No, Mr. McKinzie you can't.
* George McKinzie: Don't tell me what I can do. It'll be a while before I can hunt again if ever. No my minds made up.
* Alec Frost: Well what about me sir?
* George McKinzie: You sir! Well you just have to find yourself another apple to polish. Now go on get out of here.
* Alec Frost: Please Mr. McKinzie don't!
* George McKinzie: I said get out of here. You know something? I've got more respect for that tiger than I've got for you. At least it had the guts to face up to me.
(George McKinzie telling his honor towards Sultan as he fires Frost.)
* Tigger: You know, guys. It sure was a close one from George McKinzie.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yep.
*Pooh: Guys! I think the hunter is coming!
* Elmyra Duff and Tigger: Uh-oh.
* Alec Frost: Come on, I'm gonna kill that tiger. If it's the last thing I ever do.
* Tigger: We better get out of here, guys.
* Paul Winters: Oh no! Let's get out of here.
* Lori Loud and Bobby Santiago: Lincoln, Ronnie Anne. Over here!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Lincoln, look the boat.
* Lincoln Loud: Oh, right! You coming, Pooh?
*Pooh: Of course, guys!
* Paul Winters: Tigger, you got that Whoop-De-Dooper bounce so you guys can get on the boat!
* Tigger: Sure! Grab on to my back guys.
* Elmyra Duff: We'll meet you at the boat, Mr. Winters!
* Paul Winters: Okay, guys!
* Tigger: Come on! Hurry up! No time for dawdling. Not a second to waste.
* Paul Winters: Come on, Sultan. Let's go. We gotta go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on now. (dogs barking) That way Sultan, all right.
* Lori Loud: Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, (Lori hugs Lincoln and Ronnie Anne) I'm so glad you guys are okay!
* Bobby Santiago: Who's this?
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: This is Sultan the tiger cousin of Tigger and Paul Winters the Rock Star.
* Elmyra Duff: You made it, Paul!
* Lori Loud: Elmyra! Tigger! There you are.
* Elmyra Duff: Uh-oh!
* Tigger: I think we're in big trouble!
* Lori Loud: I was so worried about you. Oh, I am so glad you are safe. What are you guys doing on the Fisherman's boat?
* Tigger: Look! I'll explain later Lori! This is our only chance to save my cousin.
*Lori Loud: Well, in a weird Loud family way, it does show you care!
(Sultan snarling)
* Paul Winters: You gotta help us mister or else I'm setting this tiger on you.
* Lori Loud: Hurry, guys!
* Alec Frost: Come on! (dogs barking) Come on. Come on. Come on move it. Hey! Hey! Have you seen a tiger?
* The Fisherman: A tiger?
* Alec Frost: That's what I said wasn't it?
* The Fisherman: Truth is I ain't even seen a fish! (Laughing) (Alec Frost and dogs are going) He's going! What now?
* Paul Winters: You know where Enchanted Island is?
* The Fisherman: Sure!
* Paul Winters: Okay take us there, then Lincoln Loud, Pooh, Tigger, Elmyra and Ronnie Anne will be headed back home and I'll explain everything on the way back to the Hotel.
* Pooh: Your cousin?
* Tigger: Yeah!
* Pooh: Yes. We will find his real owner, or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh, which it is.
* Lori Loud: Hey, little bro, thanks for coming back with me!
* Lincoln Loud: It's the least we can do!
* Elmyra Duff: We should say goodbye to Tigger's cousin Sultan, Lori!
* Lori Loud: Sure, Elmyra! I'm sorry about George McKinzie and Alec Frost are hunting that tiger!
*Lincoln Loud: That's okay! He's safe! Right, Pooh?
*Pooh: Yes! (giggles) Sultan’s safe and sound!
*The Fisherman: I told my sharing a fishing story but this one tops 'em all. (Paul giggles) Did you get a hold of your parents?
* Paul Winters: No, but the Police are gonna have to met us at the cove.
* The Fisherman: I'll layoff shore for you and your friends!
* Paul Winters: Okay!
* Lincoln Loud: Good luck, Sultan!
*Sultan: Oh, thank you.
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: You'll be safe here!
* Elmyra Duff: Goodbye, Sultan!
*Sultan: It’s been nice knowing you.
* Tigger: Yeah! (sniffles) So long, cousin Sultan! Be sure to rite. If you ever learn how!
* Paul Winters: What's that? Go! Go! Go! Yeah! (splash)
* The Fisherman: Oh I wish I had a camera. No one is ever going to believe this!
* Lori Loud: Look guys, Paul and Sultan are always to say goodbye.
* Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
* Ronnie Anne Santiago: Sultan's made it to Enchanted Island.
* Paul Winters: I'm sure gonna miss you Sultan. I'm gonna miss you but you'll be safe here. Okay! (Chuffing) (Sultan Growling) Stay! Bye, Sultan!
*Sultan: Bye.
* Tigger: Adios, Cousin Sultan!
(The Fisherman, Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Elmyra Duff, Pooh, Tigger, Lori Loud and Bobby Santiago grabs Paul Winters's hand and back on the boat)
(Sultan made it to Walkon Island and wave to Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Pooh, Tigger, Elmyra Duff and Paul Winters)
(a cut with the word "The End" are shown)
* Patrick: Hey, what happened? Why are those squiggles on the screen?
* SpongeBob: Those are called 'End Credits', Patrick.
* Patrick: End credits? But I don't want it to end!
* SpongeBob: That's why Neptune gave us the rewind button! (SpongeBob Pushes a button)
* Patrick: Thank you Neptune!
[The screen goes back to the beginning and zooms in before the TV movie ends]
THE END
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