Bubble Bass Plays Sport

Bubble Bass Plays Sport is the seventh episode of The Mr. Krabs and Bubble Bass Show. It released on 19 July, 2024 and is written by .
== Transcript ==
[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs on his bed just lying there on his phone] 
Mr. Krabs: Alright, time to search up pictures of- 
[Mr. Krabs' Mum calls him] 
[Mr. Krabs stumbles with the phone causing it to press the answer button] 
Mr. Krabs' Mum: Well hello deary 
Mr. Krabs *background*: -Sandy without bikin
Mr. Krabs' Mum: What the fu- 
[Mr. Krabs presses the end call button] 
Mr. Krabs: Out of all shows, this one has the most mental illnesses 
[Mr. Krabs sniffs the air] 
[Mr. Krabs' nose falls off] 
Mr. Krabs: Speaking of mental illnesses, Bubble Bass must have the one were you are scared of showers 
[Mr. Krabs walks into the main room] 
Mr. Krabs: Take a shower Bubble Bass! 
Bubble Bass: Why should I? 
Mr. Krabs: Because if you don't, I will take your anime DVDs of you! 
[Scene cuts to Bubble Bass on the couch clean] 
Bubble Bass: There you go! 
Mr. Krabs: Finally! No more smell! 
Anyways, can you please take out the trash 
Bubble Bass: N- 
Mr. Krabs: Remember what's at stake 
[Holds up anime DVDs] 
Bubble Bass: SHRIEK! 
[Bubble Bass tries to get up but can't] 
Bubble Bass: I-I can't get up! 
Mr. Krabs: Then how did you get to the shower? 
[Pause] 
Bubble Bass: I don't actually know 
Mr. Krabs: THAT'S IT! I'm going to sign you up for a sport! 
Bubble Bass: But why you long eyed imbecile? 
Mr. Krabs: So you can get strong and also every time we go to the McDonalds, I can't stand hearing kids say "Level 10000000 gyatt." I don't even know what that means! 
Bubble Bass: You sir are a disgrace of the brain rot community- 
Mr. Krabs: Let's just get to the part where we stick to the plot... 
Bubble Bass: Ok 
[Scene cuts to them at Soccer training] 
Bubble Bass: WAAAAAAA! 
Mr. Krabs: Shut up!
[Long pause] 
[Silence] 
Mr. Krabs: Anyways I signed you up for the over 200 league
Bubble Bass: I'm not that old! 
Mr. Krabs: No I meant over 200 Kilograms 
[SpongeBob comes shooting out of a cannon into Mr. Krabs' belly] 
SpongeBob: Fun Fact:
The only thing Hsishshwi actually wanted to write this episode because of that joke 
SpongeBob: Bye! 
[SpongeBob flies away into the sun] 
[Pause] 
Bubble Bass: Okay 
[Scene cuts to the game] 
Bubble Bass: How hard could Soccer possibly be? 
[Scene cuts to him ready at the kick-off area] 
[Referee blows whistle] 
[Bubble Bass explodes] 
[Montage starts] 
[music plays]
[Scene cuts to him playing golf] 
Bubble Bass: What in the actual Shell Shocked is golf? 
[He swings the club to hard making it hit him in the head] 
[Bubble Bass explodes] 
[Scene cuts to him playing cricket] 
Bubble Bass: This will be easy 
[Bubble Bass trips over] 
[Bubble Bass explodes] 
[Scene cuts to him playing Lacrosse] 
Bubble Bass: A- 
[Bubble Bass explodes]
[Music stops] 
[Montage ends] 
[Scene cuts to them at home with Bubble Bass all bruised up] 
Mr. Krabs: Can you actually like sport? 
Bubble Bass: Ok 
[Card: 3 Hours Later] 
News Reporter: Breaking News! Bubble Bass has won 10 Ballon D'ors, 40 NBA premierships, 100 Grand Slams, 2 ICC Player of the Years and has won the World Lacrosse Championship! 
Mr. Krabs: How the Shell Shocked did that happen!? 
Bubble Bass: It never happened, this is just a dream 
Mr. Krabs: Oh
[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs on his bed waking up] 
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, back to looking up pictures of Sandy without bikin- 
[The end]
Category:Episodes
Category:2024
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Category:The Mr. Krabs and Bubble Bass Show
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