Shenanigans: Episode 071

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==Recap==
Upstairs in Shenanigans there is a strange magical flash of light. A moment later coming down the stairs is someone who looks just like Desmond, but has a goatee. His name is D'nomsed and he is Desmond doppelganger from another dimension that is ruled by Kobolds. D'nomsed as a result obeys everything that Droopy says. D'nomsed gets Droopy a bag of Rats and a bottle of spirits. Droopy firetraps the bottle of spirits. Droppy raises the dead rats as zombies.
The Princess of Drekis comes into Shenanigans. She is in her mid 20s, has short yellow hair. Beside her is a tall nobleman named Kel Bob Dawson. The Princess says that her father the King of Drekis wants her to marry Bob. The King however had said if someone can beat Bob in a tournament they will marry her instead. 
5 patrons of Shenanigans enter the contest. Droopy orders D'nomsed into joining as well. Zen isn't interested in getting involved. The party go and get new clothes, D'nomsed. 
===Dinner Party===
That night a feast is to be held here in Shenanigans. The other contestants include Pod the Fighter, Dorp the Archer, Schmerkel the Wizard, Bobers the Cleric of Illumis, and Rhubarb the bland try-hard. D'nomsed is introduced to the Princess and is a nervous wreck. Droopy goes to cast the spell Emotion Control on D'nomsed, but the guard see her casting spell as a hostile action and attack Droopy and capture her. Droopy is kicked out of Shenanigans.
===Horseback Riding Contest===
Before the next contest, D'nomsed writes out a famous poem from his dimension and gifts it to the Princess via a messenger.
The horseback riding contest takes place. Droopy tries to interfere with Kel Bob's riding with her zombie rats, but the rats just get squashed by the horse. Droopy then tries to use a wind servant to mess up Rhubarb's riding but it has very little impact. D'nomsed falls off his horse.
===The Melee===
The melee is a last man standing fight in an area. Droopy casts Aid on D'nomsed. Zen casts Armor on D'nomsed then Invisibility. D'nomsed has a scarecrow also dressed in his clothes carried by his unseen servant.
The combatants fight one-another. Eventually it is just Rhubarb & Schmerkel left in the ring with the invisible D'nomsed. Rhubarb & Schmerkel agree to take out D'nomsed before fighting one-another. Schmerkel and Rhubarb start running around, trying to find D'nomsed. Droopy then trap Rhubarb & Schmerkel in some mud for some time. Rhubarb & Schmerkel eventually get out of the mud and keep searching. D'nomsed then pants Schmerkel, which break his invisibility. Rhubarb knocks out D'nomsed. Schmerkel defeats Rhubarb ultimately.
===The Archery Contest===
The contest is to hit a target.
Most of the contestants can't hit the target except Dorp. D'nomsed uses an unseen servant to carry an arrow to the bulleseye, which doesn't get him points but makes the crowd laugh. The Princess is also amused.
===Poetry Competition===
The contestants are told the next competition is a poetry contest. D'nomsed recites the poem he already have the Princess earlier and wins the round.
===Gift Competition===
The last contest is to present the Princess with a gift. They have 4 hours. 
D'nomsed decides to get a very nice gift box, then goes with Droopy to pick some flowers.
D'nomsed presents the empty gift box, proclaiming that there is nothing he could give the Princess that could match how wonderful she is.
===Results===
* Rhubarb - 12 Points (Feast 1, Horseback 3, Combat 0, Archery 1, Poetry 4, Gift 3)
* Bobers - 3 Points (Feast 0, Horseback 0, Combat 0, Archery 0, Poetry 0, Gift 3)
* Schmerkel - 15 Points (Feast 5, Horseback 1, Combat 5, Archery 0, Poetry 4, Gift 0)
* Dorp - 12 Points (Feast 4, Horseback 4, Combat 0, Archery 2, Poetry 2, Gift 0)
* Pod - 6 Points (Feast 3, Horseback 0, Combat 0, Archery 1, Poetry 0, Gift 2)
* Kel Bob - 17 Points (Feast 5, Horseback 5, Combat 0, Archery 0, Poetry 4, Gift 3)
* D'nomsed - 18 Points (Feast 8, Horseback 0, Combat 0, Archery 0, Poetry 5 + 2bonus, Gift 3)
D'nomsed ends up winning. Kel Bob draws his sword against D'nomsed and challenges him to a duel. D'nomsed in turn challenges Kel Bob him to a series of tests, oh wait, they just did that. The crowd laughs at D'nomsed's joke. Bob throws his steel sword to the ground and storms off. Zen steals the sword. 
The Princess says they are to wed in four days time. The Princess and D'nomsed head off to Wikkthronrarenta.
==Experience==
650 exp each
Category:Shenanigans Episodes