Advantages of Being a Temp

*You’re only lending your soul, not selling it. 
*You won’t be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten. 
*Trying on a different personality at each new job site. 
*You don’t have to continually fork over part of your paycheck for co-workers’ weddings, babies, birthdays and anniversaries, or children’s school, scouts, athletic, and band fund-raising efforts. 
*No one gives you clothes emblazoned with the company logo and then expects you to wear them. 
*You can avoid the internal “war.” I once Temp’d at an office so divided and filled with hate, one half wouldn’t even speak with the other...it was my job to convey messages between the enemy camps. 
*Your true Pointy-Haired Boss is usually miles away…and the “customer” PHB can (often) be ignored. 
*Overtime at time and a half! Woo-Hoo! 
*Leaving at 4:30. 
*You get to hear the words, “Good job” and, "Please stay” frequently. 
*You don’t give a rat’s hoohaa what the stock is doing. 
*Eight Words: “It was like that when I got here.”
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