Piracy is No Party

This is the twenty-first episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Bot is watching Minnie’s Bow Toons on her computer)
Bot: Daisy is totally hot. We should meet up sometime.
Bot's brother: Hey stepsis, wanna hang?
Bot: You don't talk like that.
Bot's brother: I know, I'm just trying to impress my girlfriend is all.
Bot: Dude your girlfriend is your fucking left hand.
Bot’s brother: (crying) Don't call me out like that! (runs away)
Bot’s mom: Bottie, you have a visitor!
Bot: Don't ever call me that again! Also tell them I'm very busy.
(Bot's mom answers the door and it is revealed to be a police officer)
Bot: Dear god they finally found me…
Bot’s mom: Bottie, this kind officer would like to speak with you for a moment.
Bot: I knew this day would happen.
(Bot unplugs her hard drive from her computer and puts it in her pocket)
Bot: Gotta blast! (She then runs out the front door, and the officer chases after her)
Officer: Ma'am, you're under arrest… for resisting arrest!
Bot: But you never told me I was under arrest until now!
Officer: Don't you dare question my flawless logic! Now come here before I bash your head in!
Bot: Nope.
Officer: WHAT?! But you have to! It’s an order!
Bot: Dude I literally pirated hundreds of TV shows. You really think I care about the law?
Officer: Good point. But you SHOULD care about the law! It’s the law!
Bot: Yeah? And?
Officer: Uhh… FOLLOW IT!
Bot: You’re funny. (runs off)
Officer: Damn it! Lost her.
Bot: Hey, is saying racial slurs all the time illegal?
Officer: No but it’s wrong- HEY YOU GET BACK HERE!
Bot: Haha, nope!
(A wild goose chase between the officer and Bot occurs on the sidewalk next to Bot’s house. Some people watch the chase occur)
Bystander: Wow, wonder what she did to deserve this.
Bystander 2: Something about piracy.
Bystander: Heh, they'll never find my pirated copy of Cars 3.
Officer: YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Bystander: I never said anything!
(The officer then notices that during this distraction, Bot has escaped)
Officer: Curse you, random bystander!
Bystander: You're welcome.
Officer: Grr… I'll come back to you later. I gotta arrest this girl for piracy!
Bystander: Hey, me too!
Officer: THAT’S IT!
(The officer arrests the bystander and handcuffs him)
Bystander: Doesn't this seem like too much over a Cars 3 movie?
Bot: Suck my dick, it's not enough!
Officer: YOU! (he starts running after her)
Bot: Oh yeah, my hard drive also has mp3 files. I smoke those all the time. Not like you'd care.
Officer: SMOKING MP3 FILES IS ILLEGAL AROUND THESE PARTS!
Bot: Yeah. It's fun, you should try it.
Officer: I did, until my wife shoved an acorn up my butthole to get me to stop.
Bot: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
Officer: Me apparently. (sniffles) Life is pain.
Bot: Oh boo hoo, too bad you can't catch me!
Officer: Time to take you down, American style! (pulls out a gun)
Bot: Oh no I'm so scared! Not! (blows raspberry and climbs onto the roof of a random house)
CrazySponge: (sniffs) I smell death.
Officer: FIRE! (He shoots his gun straight at the roof, which goes right past Bot and shoots CrazySponge in the chest, killing him.)
Bot: Oh god oh fuck. Who's gonna do meme world with me now?
Officer: (touches nose) Not it!
Random bystander: Damn it!
Bot: YOU!
(Bot jumps off the roof and tackles the bystander, giving the officer the chance to put handcuffs onto Bot and arrests her)
Random bystander: That felt kinky. Do it again.
Bot: You're nuts.
Random bystander: Yeah yeah, do it in the nuts!
Officer: Jesus Christ Christ. Let's just get to the police car.
(Bot is shoved into the police car and the officer drives off into the distance)
Random bystander: Why doesn't anyone want to help fulfill my kink? I'm sick of all these kink shamers!
(Later, in the police station)
Officer: Hey I wonder what kinda stuff she has on this hard drive.
(He plugs the hard drive into his laptop and is instantly greeted with a meme world ident of Brian getting run over by a car)
Officer: (rubs his eyes so hard he sees stars) I think I've seen everything.
Peppa Pig narrator: It was time for him to leave. He had seen everything.
Officer: Yeah no fucking shit, dumbass!
(Meanwhile, in Bot’s jail cell)
Matt: Hey what you in for?
Bot: Piracy.
Matt: Sick. I’m in for murdering twelve toddlers in a daycare.
(Bot steps away)
Matt: Don't worry, I did it in a matter of seconds.
(Bot steps further away)
Matt: (pulls out a muffin) Wanna sex?
(Bot corners herself to the cell wall)
Matt: Cmon, it's delicious. Mmm I’m horny already.
(Bot pushes against the wall so hard that she bursts out of the prison wall)
Bot: Hey would you look at that, I’m free!
Matt: Oh yeah! I’m going to rob Kroger next! Wanna join me?
Bot: No.
Matt: You're no fun.
(Bot runs off, and Matt kisses his muffin as the episode ends)
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