Chef Poo Poo Misbehaves at Barnes and Noble

== Cast ==
* Mr. Goodman
* Bowser
* Chef Pee Pee
* Chef Poo Poo
== Transcript ==
Chef Poo Poo: Chef Pee Pee and Bowser, can we please go to Barnes & Noble?
Chef Pee Pee: Of course! Plus, I want you to keep up with your learning ability.
(When they got to Barnes & Noble.)
Chef Poo Poo: This is the book I want Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Wrecking Ball. Can I please get it?
Bowser: No! Because you're still banned from reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid!
Chef Poo Poo: But, I haven't read this book yet.
Chef Pee Pee: I don't care! You're not getting this book!
Chef Poo Poo: But, Chef Pee Pee and Bowser!
Bowser: Sorry, you're not getting it! You need to choose something different to read. Maybe I could get you Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Chef Poo Poo: NO! THAT BOOK IS STUPID! I WANT DIRAY OF A WIMPY KID: WRECKING BALL!
Chef Pee Pee: Chef Poo Poo, watch your language! You can either get Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, or you can get no book.
Chef Poo Poo: I WANT DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: WRECKING BALL!
Bowser: I SAID NO!
Chef Poo Poo: Let's put it this way! Either you let me get the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, or you can rape me out in public!
Chef Pee Pee: When are you gonna learn to stop taking sexist? It's not appropriate language to say out in public!
Chef Poo Poo: Oh, so you don't wanna kick me! Fine, then! I AM DONE WITH YOU GUYS NOT LETTING ME A DIARY OF A WIMPY KID BOOK, I WILL TAKE THIS BOOK WITHOUT PAYING BY THROWING IT OUT OF A WINDOW!
Bowser: NO, YOU BETTER NOT… (Chef Poo Poo is throwing a book out of the window by destroying without paying for it.) THAT'S IT! NOW WE ARE GOING HOME AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FROM BARNES & NOBLE! (Chef Pee Pee and Bowser takes Chef Poo Poo leaves Barnes & Noble, & turns the car around to go straight home.)
Chef Poo Poo: Chef Pee Pee and Bowser, I'm very sorry.
Chef Pee Pee: ENOUGH WITH THE SORRY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Chef Poo Poo: But Chef Pee Pee and Bowser, all I wanted was the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, and it's all your fault for not letting me get it.
Bowser: CHEF POO POO, YOU STARTED THIS BEHAVIOR! YOU TRIED TO STEAL THE NEW DIARY OF A WIMPY KID BOOK BY THROWING IT OUT OF STORE WINDOW AND BREAKING IT! 
(The phone is ringing.) 
Chef Pee Pee: My phone is ringing! (He picks up a phone to dial someone.) Hello. Who is this?
Mr. Goodman: Is this Chef Pee Pee? Hi, Mr. Goodman the news director. Come to the news studio or I will call the police.
Chef Pee Pee: We will be on our way to the news studio. Bye! (She hangs up the phone.)
(It translates to the news studio.)
Mr. Goodman: We have a breaking news today about what happens at a Barnes & Noble location. An 10 year-old by wanted the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book when Chef Pee Pee and Bowser will not let him get it. Next, the boy started demanding Chef Pee Pee and Bowser to kick him. Then, he tried to steal the book by throwing it out a store window. Here come our guests. (Bowser, Chef Pee Pee and Chef Poo Poo arrived at the news studio.) Chef Pee Pee and Bowser, please explain why you didn't let your son get the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book? Why did you make Chef Poo Poo act badly?
Bowser: I did not make him act badly! He chose to bad badly! I didn't let him get the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, because he is currently banned from reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid books! 
Chef Pee Pee: Chef Poo Poo was getting in big trouble with these certain books because he was mimicking the stories in a very negative way!
Chef Poo Poo: Chef Pee Pee and Bowser, if you wouldn't have letting me get the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, none of this would have happened!
Bowser: NO, NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIDN'T ACT UP! WHEN WE GET HOME, THERE WILL BE SERVE PUNISHMENTS! (Chef Pee Pee and Bowser leaves with Chef Poo Poo.)
Mr. Goodman: Stay tuned after the short commercial break.
Chef Pee Pee: YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 200 MONTHS! 
Bowser: YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR ROOM, AND YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!