Catscle

The Catscle was a feline dictator of Cat Planet 4 and a divine Empress of the Maa'aa'arians.
== Origins Of ==
The Catscle was a bastard child of the dragon king, Akatosh, having been borne of his ichor through his impregnation of a docile Draugr known as Ra'aa'aaajin. When Ra'aa'aaajin gave birth, however, she was astounded to see a full grown housecat explode from her private area. She gad already been dead for several centuries so this birth was all the more shocking. 
From that day forward, the Catscle only grew in size, becoming Grandiose in scale. She began feeding on anything and everything which crossed her path; earning her the nickname 'The Second Worst Destroyer of Worlds' (second only to her estranged brother, Alduin). 
== Urban Development ==
The Catscle was allowed to do these wretched activites under the admission of the Cat Ruler Ri'ii'ss'a'f's'a'aana the Eighth, due to the Catscle's proximity to unrequested Waifurian settlements on the Maa'aa'arian home planet of Maa'aa'a. Ri'ii'ss'a'f's'a'aana permitted the Catscle to eat and eat until she was stuffed. Eventually the Catscle consumed so many Waifurian blasters and armor pieces that she became magnetic, generating a Magnetic field around herself which would shield her from an upcoming Activity. 
== Nibiruian Flyby ==
For much of the Catscle's life, she was only permitted to eat raw individuals. However, this all changed when the Rogue Planet Nibiru shaved past Maa'aa'a, burning large swaths of the planet's atmosphere. This resulted in the deaths of almost everyone except for the Catscle. 
the Catscle, now the de facto ruler of Maa'aa'a, renamed it to Cat Planet 4, for unknown reasons, as there were no other Cat Planets known to exist. She also began using the glacial north pole of the planet as a litter box. 
== Worship ==
The Catscle became known across the Omniverse as a popular method of Euthanization after the Max Clot Dignitarium and Albuquerque Black Holes were declared Illegal forms of Self-Euthanization. As such many visited Cat Planet 4 for the 'Nature' and were instead chowed down and mangled by the Catscle. This was grand. 
== Water ==
Water is an inorganic compound with the chemical formula H2O. It is a transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, and it is the main constituent of Earth's hydrosphere and the fluids of all known living organisms (in which it acts as a solvent). It is vital for all known forms of life, despite not providing food energy, or organic micronutrients. Its chemical formula, H2O, indicates that each of its molecules contains one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, connected by covalent bonds. The hydrogen atoms are attached to the oxygen atom at an angle of 104.45°. "Water" is also the name of the liquid state of H2O at standard temperature and pressure.
== News ==
The Catscle was bobmed by a Waifurian Airstrike in 53 AB, with the hopes that she would fucking die. Unfortunately for the Rotten Minded Ugly Fucker With Leather Skin and Shriveled eyes and a pathetic rotting old fucking skull, she survived, and pounced off of Cat Planet 4, entering outer space. Here she spread her wings for the first time and her Draconic Nature was finally revealed.
The Catscle continued growing and growing, consuming first spaceships, then asteroids, and then eventually, planets, as she became so massive she was at one point the third largest Orgasm in Omniversal History, growing to the size of Saturn. The Catscle felt this was grand, and rewarded herself justly, gnawing on terrestrial planets oftentimes. She enjoyed a nice gas giant however as those were much tastier than those stupid rocks. 
== Weather Condition 2 ==
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== End ==
The Catscle was arrested and charged and was definitely found and certainly did not evade capture for 900,000 years before accidentally becoming a permanent resident of the Restaurant at the end of the Omniverse. 
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