Guardians of the Galaxy React to General Mills' Products

Guardians of the Galaxy React to General Mills' Products is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is about the Guardians of the Galaxy trying out some General Mills products after a offer to promote their new movie. It was released on July 23, 2023.
==Characters==
*Star-Lord
*Gamora
*Drax the Destroyer
*Rocket Raccoon
*Groot
*Mantis
*Nebula
*Kraglin Obfonteri
*Cosmo
*Adam Warlock
*Howard the Duck
*Blurp
==Transcript==
(In the galaxy at Knowwhere, the Guardians of the Galaxy are seen in their headquarters, eating some Zargnuts while drinking some extraterrestrial beverage on the table for breakfast)
*Star-Lord: Man, these zargnuts are so good. Wish I could go for another.
*Gamora: Oh please. You been eating these things for over ten times a day.
*Star-Lord: Come on. They're not that bad as regular cereal. They could have been better if we were given some chocolate syrup and marshmallow sauce in it.
*Rocket: Who would wanted some soy sauce on their meal like eating noodles and dumplings on a buffet restaurant.
*Groot: I am Groot. *eat a pretzel stick*
*Drax: I love these zargnuts a lot. Best cereal and important meal in the galaxy! *laugh*
*Nebula: It's much better if we added in some blue milk in it.
*Star-Lord: Who needed milk? Back home, I ate cereal without milk and I'm okay with it.
*Gamora: The amount of milk we drink is the more gain we grow on our bones.
*Kraglin: We hunt every creature in the galaxy that contained milk and we succeed getting them for Knowhere's shops and supermarkets.
*Cosmo: Cereal is a important breakfast meal of the day.
*Howard: Once you gone duck, you're out of duck! *laugh*
*Blurp: *giggle* Ha ha ha.
*Star-Lord: Very funny Guardians. Classic common moment there for us to rule the galaxy and fight back some Kree and Skrulls.
*Adam: *arrive with a big present* Guardians!
*Star-Lord: Adam Warlock!
*Gamora: What does he want from us?
*Drax: It's a delivery. Let us see.
*Rocket: What's in there? Toys?
*Groot: *curious* I am Groot?
*Adam: Our new movie is coming. General Mills gave us a gift with a lot of products to try out to promote the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie in May.
*Star-Lord: More zargnuts?
*Cosmo: Dog food?
*Adam: Cereal, yogurt, and bars! *break the present to reveal some General Mills products such as cereal, yogurt and bars*
*Rocket: Holy fur. There's a whole bunch of products to eat.
*Groot: *excited* I am Groot.
*Adam: Dig in to those meals.
*Star-Lord: It's taste testing time. What you got there, Drax?
*Drax: *see a Trix cereal box with himself on the cover* Trix! My favorite!
*Star-Lord: Why saying it's your favorite when we haven't even try the thing yet?
*Nebula: We didn't even start eating!
*Star-Lord: I'm from Earth and I know everything what the world has seen, including all the products and food I grew up in my childhood. Let's just not get picky with those things and just try what we got from these products on what faces from the box are shown.
*Gamora: One of us is not in the picture and I'm okay with it.
*Howard: Not even me having a cameo appearance doesn't even help.
*Drax: *eat some Trix cereal* Yeah! The best of the best! Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.
*Star-Lord: *see a Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal box with himself on the cover* Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Cinnamon Toast Twist? They look like mini French toasts with cinnamon on the swirls.
*Nebula: It's what a French toast is meant to look like.
*Rocket: So is a French toast stick from a supermarket.
*Star-Lord: Okay-doke then. Let's try it out. *pour some Cinnamon Toast Crunch on his bowl and eat it* Mmm mmm mmm. I can taste the cinnamon on the French toast!
*Nebula: Good for you. Glad you like it. *see a Cookie Crisp cereal box with herself on the cover* Oh, it's me. On a Cookie Crisp cereal box. Also, why there's mini cookies on the box?
*Star-Lord: It's cereal! Just eat it!
*Nebula: You don't have to tell me what to do.
*Star-Lord: My parents told me the same thing when I was five.
*Nebula: Weirdo. Worse than what Thanos did to me when I was first abducted. *eat some Cookie Crisp* Not bad as a regular cereal of oatmeal.
*Mantis: *see a Honey Nut Cheerios cereal box with herself on the cover* Honey Nut Cheerios. And there's me on the box! Drax! Look! It's me! I'm famous!
*Drax: Yeah! Go try it and eat it like it's honey nut zargnuts!
*Mantis: Yes! *pour some Honey Nut Cheerios on her bowl and eat them* Yummy! It like the taste of honey is on the ring of Cheerios.
*Drax: Must be the money.
*Mantis: It taste just like a zargnut.
*Drax: I love me some Trix! *eat all the Trix cereal*
*Rocket: Okie dokie, chokie dokie now. What is this? *see a Reese's Puffs cereal box with himself on the cover* Reese's Puffs? Isn't Reese's the chocolate brand with the peanut butter inside?
*Groot: I am Groot.
*Rocket: The same one that has dark and white variants of these chocolates. A chip on the inside version and a bar where you take five cause, YOU CAN'T HANDLE SIX! *scratch a Reese's Puffs cereal box and eat some Reese's puffs* Ha ha ha. Taste the joys of love. *laugh and eat all the Reese's puffs*
*Groot: I am Groot? *see a Lucky Charms cereal box with himself on the cover* I am Groot. *eat all the Lucky Charms* I am Groot. *see a Groot Gurt box* I am Groot! *eat the Groot Gurt yogurts*
*Star-Lord: Let's go have some Groot Gurt everyone.
*Gamora: Yeah.
*Kraglin: *he and everyone eat some Groot Gurt* We are Groot!
*Cosmo: Taste like a natural yogurt treat.
*Blurp: *eat the cereal on the ground* Arf arf!
*Adam: Too much yogurt. Too much healthy and so sweet!
*Mantis: Feel so crunchy.
*Star-Lord: Oh, I got a crunchy bar, made out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch! *eat a Cinnamon Toast Crunch bar* Taste like a granola bar from Earth.
*Groot: I am Groot. *eat a Lucky Charms bar* I, am, Groot!
*Star-Lord: Hey hey hey. This is the stuff. We got the best of both worlds with these products from General Mills.
*Drax: Trix is the big W. The big win! The goat!
*Gamora: Classic.
*Howard: We can eat these again any time.
*Adam: Don't forget the Chocolatey Cereal with Marshmallows! *show a cereal box with the Guardians and Chocolatey Cereal with Marshmallows*
*Rocket: Does it contain all the General Mills cereal that we eat today and mash it up as a crossover?
*Groot: I am Groot.
*Star-Lord: Does it has yogurt in it?
*Adam: It's a super massive special cereal that you're going to love. Have a taste for yourselves. *pour some Chocolatey Cereal with Marshmallows on every bowl*
*Star-Lord: Great. Now let's dig in like mining for gems like collecting Infinity Stones. *he and everyone eat some Chocolatey Cereal with Marshmallows* Perfect-o.
*Gamora: Nice.
*Drax: Ha ha ha. Mix it up with Trix!
*Cosmo: At your service. *use her powers to pour some Trix into Drax's cereal*
*Drax: Thanks Cosmo. *eat some cereal* Ha! Now this taste even better!
*Rocket: This rocks the galaxy so much ever since buying Knowhere from The Collector.
*Groot: I am Groot.
*Mantis: I really wish Yondu was here to try this.
*Nebula: He could have loved all of this.
*Kraglin: He was a great friend. A great leader and a Ravager master.
*Cosmo: Now that's a cereal we can eat.
*Howard: I like Groot Gurt better.
*Adam: Glad we love this treat of a reward.
*Blurp: *eat the cereal and bars* Ah.
*Star-Lord: Thanks for all the products, General Mills. *he and everyone salute and hit their chest to worship their biggest breakfast yet*
*Gamora: This is the biggest breakfast we could ever eaten.
*Drax: My family would've love to try these things out.
*Rocket: A heart of worship.
*Mantis: A worthy meal.
*Nebula: As important it is.
*Kraglin: Thank you for everything, General Mills. We really appreciate the stuff we got.
*Cosmo: Yay for General Mills!
*Howard: My man.
*Blurp: *giggle* Ah.
*Groot: I love you guys so much. *shock everyone*
*Star-Lord: Whoa, what did you just said?
*Groot: Uh... I am Groot!
*Star-Lord: Never mind.
*Kraglin: Thank you once again General Mills for these cereal and treats.
*Rocket: We are. The Guardians of the Galaxy! *he and everyone cheer*
(Fireworks blast at Knowhere and all the ships with a thank you message for Knowhere with all the products General Mills have delivered in the headquarters)
THE END
==Trivia==
*Most of the products are based off General Mills' promotion for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.
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