Top 10 Reasons to Fear the Amish

# They can smell your sounds.
# They hate your electrolytes.
# They are always waiting.
# They hide their immense power from you.
# They can locate you no matter where you are.
# They are communal and travel in packs.
# They are masters of the mind.
# They have optimized their connection to the elements.
# They will find your signal.
# They will snuff the noise from it.