Microsoft Mike

Microsoft Mike is a text-to-speech voice from Windows, and he is considered to be Microsoft Mary's sibling, due to their voices being similar. He is also the creator of the entire universe; the very same one that is the main setting of the Classic Sam Videos series. Despite his name, he doesn’t seem to have a direct connection to Microsoft.
== Physical Description ==
Mike is presented as a stick figure with a big head, a kind of deformed face, and green eyes.
Before The Story Continues, Mike didn't really have an established look, although when the camera switched to him, an image of the Epic Face was used. Also, when he turned into a zombie, a browncoat zombie from the original Plants vs. Zombies was used as the image.
== Personality ==
Normally, Mike seems friendly enough, although Microsoft Sam can be enough of a handful to bring that down. Despite this, he usually calms down and goes back to giving Sam friendly greetings each time, such as that time in the Zombified episode.
He also seems to be eager for people who have wronged him and his sister to get retribution. Despite this, he is a bit careful for who he works for, even if that person can help him achieve that goal. He also knows when to drop grudges and to deal with the real problem, especially if it's way too big for a simple sweep of revenge.
As a zombie, he follows Dr. Zomboss's orders without question. His thirst for retribution is still a thing, although since he's a zombie, these grudges never go away.
== History ==
At some point in the past, he creates the universe. The universe comes with both the normal realm, and the Afterlife. To watch over and govern the souls in the Afterlife, Mike clones himself, names the clone "Mr. Afterlife," and makes him the designated godhead. He then connects an object called the Orb of Light into the god's soul. Mr. Afterlife is designed to revive other people, but not himself, since he is not designed to die. However, he can get out and go in the Afterlife whenever he wants. Also, Mike can revive himself, but he can only visit the Afterlife when he actually dies, so that's probably why the Killing Machine is in the house. If Mr. Afterlife ever dies, the Orb of Light is all that's left, and his soul goes back to Mike. This can cause undesirable consequences, as if it is left unattended, any soul can just pick it up and tap into its power. Luckily, Mike set something up so that if Mr. Afterlife ever dies, a special word can be uttered, which just so happens to be the hard-R N-word. Meanwhile, Sam and Mary enter his universe, and Mike chooses not to tell them that he created it, which causes some ramifications. Sam does not take the existence of Mike and Mary seriously at all because of his ego, and he is most likely to see them as expendable at any moment.
One day, that moment finally happens. Unknowingly to him, his clothes and Mary's clothes have switched places in their respective closets. Mike borrows something from Sam, and Sam later goes in his room to retrieve it, when he notices the closet door has been mysteriously left open. He notices women's clothes in there. There's a running joke going on where Sam thinks that Mike talks like a lady, and so Sam acts like this is some huge discovery, even though these are Mary's clothes. Mary thus finds out that Mike's clothes are now in her closet, so naturally, they blame this on Sam. Sam denies this while saying that he wish he knew who did this because this is hilarious. They decide that if he's not gonna apologize, they are to make him sort it all out under the threat that his burritos will be eaten. Unknowingly to them all, Mr. Afterlife is actually the one who did this, so that Sam can think that Mike and Mary are expendable.
A week later, on July 1st, 2023, when Mike comes home, he attempts to greet a seemingly zombified Microsoft Sam. Since Dr. Zomboss wants him dead, Mike dies because of Sam's weapon, the Killing Machine, who he has claimed as his own. Mary dies, too, and they end up meeting Zomboss in the Afterlife, who died because of Sam. It turns out that Sam was only pretending to be a zombie, and now Zomboss is claiming that Sam is the evil one, which has some truth to it, considering that Sam killed them without hesitation. Mr. Afterlife revives all three of them because he wants Sam dead, too, and because Zomboss asked nicely. Mike is skeptical about Zomboss, and he turns out to be right, because Zomboss turns around and infects him and his sister with the zombie virus so that they can easily be controlled. As a zombie, he manages to bite Sam's finger, but this only prompts another killing from Sam, with his sister in the mix again.
Mike and Mary ask Mr. Afterlife to revive them so they can try getting their revenge again, but Mr. Afterlife says that Sam is defeated, but not in the way that they think. Now that their usefulness ran out, he plans to keep them here forever, but then Sam arrives in the Afterlife after dying, and interjects. He recognizes Dr. Zomboss as the true villain, and he apologizes to Mike and Mary for killing them both two times. Even still, Mr. Afterlife refuses to revive anyone...until he finds out that Zomboss loves pineapple on pizza. He totally switches gears and revives them all under the threat that he will take care of things himself if they fail. Sam tries using the Killing Machine, but it fails against Zomboss due to it being downgraded. While Sam tries to upgrade it in the house, Mike and Mary are infected by him once again, prompting Sam to escape via ROFLcopter. When he comes back and kills Zomboss, he prepares to read errors in peace, but Mike and Mary confront him to kill him. Mary claims that they aren't doing it because they're zombies, but they're doing it because they hate him. However, Sam just kills him and Mary with the Killing Machine before they could do anything.
Later, Mr. Afterlife kills Sam himself because he still wants him dead, but Sam retaliates by using the Killing Machine against him. It actually works, and Mr. Afterlife drops the Orb of Light upon death. Sam uses it to escape to the real world, because it can revive people. Mike cannot hold this secret for much longer, so he decides to tell Mary that he is the creator. His plan right now is to meet with Sam and make a deal to share this world, and have a long-lasting truce. Mary is very reluctant, since she's always hated Sam, but since this can just end up being a never-ending loop of revenge, she eventually agrees. During this time, Sam gets the feeling that something's wrong, leaves a note for any stragglers to read, and escapes to Windows Private Island via the ROFLcopter once again. The island has very tall steel walls around it, but a Doom-shroom can easily make a hole in the wall. The only person Mike can think of that has those is Crazy Dave, so Mike and Mary go to his place. When they meet him, Mike makes up the lie that Dr. Zomboss is threatening to kill him and he needs some of them. Crazy Dave gives him only one, because since Zomboss apparently sees Mike as a threat, he thinks he has plenty of plants, and just needs a Doom-shroom to catch Zomboss off-guard. Despite Mary's worries. one Doom-shroom can easily make a hole big enough for them to cross, so the two siblings set off to the private island...
They have trouble trying to find the island, however, as they don't know the exact coordinates. All they had to go off of was the map of the universe, and they were searching in so many places. This would go on for nearly 3 months. But then, they learn of the fact that Mr. B and Sam started up the series again, and when he got the chance, Mike hacks into one of the errors to make it so that if Sam clicks a certain option, the coordinates of the Private Island get sent to him. Later, on October 5th, they use the Doom-shroom on the steel wall and blasts a hole to successfully enter the island, but they don't expect to see Mr. Afterlife alive and well. Since Mr. Afterlife requests that he send Sam to the Retcon Room, Mike lets him do so since he is the godhead. They witness Sam trying to fight him and shoot Mr. Afterlife with his new ROFL-47 Machine Gun, but he is eventually banished. After Mr. Afterlife does that, Mike asks him if he can escape the room, because it is mentioned that the Killing Machine was sent there as well, and he deduces that he can use it to escape. Mr. Afterlife assures him that he has just placed a wall of titanium to block the door, but literally right after, he decides to confirm that he switched around the clothes in their closets.
== Appearances ==
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* Episode 1 - Zombified
* Episode 2 - Evil Sam
* Episode 3 - For Real This Time
* Episode 4 - Defeat of the Boss
* Episode 5 - Sam's Defeat
* Episode 7 - The Truth
* Episode 10 - The Story Continues
* Episode 13 - Cruel Mike's Thesis
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