UnBarney

UnBarney (آنبارنی, 安巴尼 and 언바니) is the name of our glorious motherland, sadly right next to evil UnAnything (ничего) imperialism. We make sure that freedom is our #1 priority, especially freedom from freedom!
==History==
Before the UnWar of Independence, UnBarney was part of the evil capitalist UnAnything. They even had their own calendar after 1855 (The calendar starts on January 2nd, 1855. So it is currently 169). They wanted independence but the imperialist pigs constantly refused. You know what that means, WE GO TO WAR AND WIN!!!
After the old UnWar of Independence in 10, UnAnything was divided in two. One side reeked of 1860s-era plumbing (UnAnything) and the other, also reeking of 1860s-era plumbing (it was the 1860s era) is our glorious motherland (us!). UnBarney was very poor, that meant it wasn't until 85 that our glorious HQ was finished! The age to drive was set at 15 and the AoC at 15 (because who could forget the nation's addiction to inaproprite [sic] content?), but we are considering making it 16 like most of the world. The first prison camp was also made in 92, totally didn’t annex a bit of UnAnything for it! The national anthem was made in 32 and the rest is herstory! Father Blue, UnBarney's 1st supreme leader was also born in 10! 
===Soviet Union era.===
In 75 (1930) UnBarney joined the USSR which severely boosted it's economy as a relatively new communist country. The year before UnBarney Motors opened up and the year before that UnBarney, Inc. was founded.
In 80, many goods from the glorious soviet union come flying in that citizens would need. We later helped North Korea in the war and they almost won (goddamn south side!) and that's when we became allies. Barneytown became pretty complete and sadly Father Blue was shot dead by an UnAnything spy (don't worry we shot him dead after this) and Mother Marisa took over and she was GLORIOUS! 
UnBarney HQ was finished at the end of May 85 (1940), it was small and filled with anti-UnAnything propaganda posters. UnBarney Labs was created in 108 (1963), they created one of the first shames in 109 and the first TV set without knobs in 112. These were displayed in electronic shops in the late 60s and early 70s and the block surrounding the outside of UnBarney HQ. These TVs display the news and propaganda. 
This is when Father Strange took power in 116 at just 19. Mother Marisa had died from a heart attack the day before he took power and the Mother Marisa statue was built and Father Strange went full circle. He swore to Barney to help give enough UnDollars to feed the starving people of UnBarney which he actually did! In 1972 racism had sadly gone up REALLY FUCKIN’ HIGH so he made a new law that any homophobes and racists who are caught doing their bullshit are beaten OR shot, and so far this has worked! There was no opening up of UnBarney to the outside world during the 1980s during Gorby's leadership of the USSR. No Pepsi, no McDonalds, no NOTHING. Instead there was McDoubles which existed for a long time before 135 (1990) and instead of Pepsi there was PepHear, an UnBarnian cola created in 119 (1974) available in “Tame Cherry”, “Min (no sugar)” and of course “mango twist”.
===Post-USSR dissolution===
In 136 (1991), our best friend that was the Soviet Union collapsed. We lost a great ally on that day and immediately gained a new ally under the name of Russia. The only capitalist country we are friends with as a bunch of communists. While most post-soviet countries became capitalist pigs, we stayed communist for the better and we are still a communist country! 
1993 is when we decided to slightly open up with our allies and neutrals and because of this things are going just great! We all all want to go back to the Soviet Union but we're fine on our own!
UnBarney History was boring as hell until 146 when the EVIL CAPITALIST UNANYTHING invaded UnBarney, this would be known as Operation: Yellow and Blue. This attacked ended in UnAnything's capital being NUKED TWICE, unless they shot them down which we can't confirm because all our tech is from the 1950s. After this, this is where the fun begins! In 147 the longest running UnBarnian TV show started, General Blue. It's an action cartoon that Father Strange really likes. 5,000 traitors who tried to leave the happiest authoritarianest place on earth were shot in the span of 4 years as well! 
In 152 (2007), hangover free alcohol was created and was extremely popular among locals. Despite the fact that most liquor is BANNED because drunk citizens would criticize Father Strange and in turn mysteriously vanish. In 155 Mother Marisa somehow came back from the dead (she never actually had a heart attack) and now co-rules UnBarney, where she is working on improving civil rights for our nation. Totally.
Fast-forward to Covid in 165 (2020) and UnBarney was pretty much dead. Nothing was allowed to be imported into UnBarney due to this bastard for an entire YEAR, people were confined to their houses past 21:00 and everyone was wearing hazmat suits. 
Now we’re in 168 and things are going great! Other than major civil unrest and the revival of Mother Marisa in October we’re doing amazing at keeping the peace and illegal media out of UnBarney. 
== Geography==
UnBarney is a mixture of city, terrain and water. The cities are filled to the brim with, bikes? You see, not a lot of people can afford cars because they're all gangsta sports cars with normal-ass mods so bikes are very common and those that can afford cars usually buy domestically made UnBarney Motors branded autos because foreign imports are hard to get without smuggling and even a basic Renault is really expensive. Even then, the government will usually gift automobiles to loyal citizens. 
== Relations==
UnBarney has very good relations with North Korea, China, Russia, Sweden and Iran. They have very neutral relations with Japan and 100+ other countries I don't have time to list and we obviously hate UnAnything, the USA alongside South Korea and other countries with ties to UnAnything because of the fact Strange is a total control freak (he put it like this so we can say it).
==Laws==
Some of them are North Korea level weird, but some are really good. Others are Stupid. 
===Dumb Laws=== 
*On March 12, smiling is FORBIDDEN. Why? This is the day Father Strange "died!" Get caught smiling or not mourning and you risk The Camps™. Nevermind, they got blown up. We'll just use our finest sandal-throwing technology instead.
*Insulting any father or mother is punishable by death.
*Want to leave? Good luck! You are FORBIDDEN from leaving without permission from Father Strange or if you're with a sports team or studying abroad. Anyone caught escaping is sent to prison camp or shot by border patrol. Tourism for residents of UnBarney to other countries is strictly forbidden too. 
**Sadly, a few people have escaped and living in capitalismland, an island not too far off the coast.
*Do not talk about the time Strange was racist because he was angry.
* A LOT of foreign media is banned in UnBarney. The punishment for possession of foreign media depends on where it's from. South Korean K-pop can get you sent to the camps for a long time (one of the few punishments that make sense), American imperialist media is torture (non-imperialist media is fine) and anything produced in the neutral market-socialist UnAnything is an instant death penalty because we don't like them. Please see List of things banned in UnBarney for an entire list of banned stuff.
*The global internet is closed for normal residents. They have an enclosed version with 75 websites including games, "social media", news and media that is allowed in the country.
*Is Father Strange speaking? Yes? DO NOT FALL ASLEEP, if caught sleeping you will be slapped to wake you up. If you still don’t or fall asleep again, you will be slapped harder.
*If you commit a crime then not only you go to the camps, but also your grandparents, parents and children.
*Shaming is heavily restricted by the government. Any shame that says ANYTHING nice about UnAnything is BANNED or heavily edited. Go to Banned Shames in UnBarney for a full list.
**Back in the day, shaming was done exclusively on the ZD consoles before foreign consoles and approved shames became affordable.
*Citizens who are even displaying a gun without a permit will be beaten.
*There are electronic horns on every block. At 8:30AM UBST, these go off and tell others to wake up or they’ll find you. And when they do, they’ll go to your house in your sleep, take you out with a bag over your head and empty a 50 round magazine into you.
*At 20:00 we do house checks and we better not find any illegal goods or you get to meet a 200 round machine gun mag! YAY! If you do a shit job hiding it it's 1000 bullets!
* It is forbidden to die in the presence of a Father. What're they gonna do, arrest your ghost?
*Blu-Ray and it’s 4K variant are unsurprisingly completely legal and very popular.
* A common theme with UB laws is that the top elites are immune to them. This has resulted in strained diplomatic relations with the Republic of the Niger, whose leadership currently perceives the continued use of their country's name as an insult as an insult, and has inspired calls for a cloned version of Hatsune Miku to be released from Strange's basement.
* Stop blowing up our stuff!
** No. -T
===Not-As-Dumb Laws===
*Criminal homophobes and racists who get caught are beaten OR shot with an MP5.
*Woman and men who have been naughtied without permission are allowed to commit crimes against their naughtiers without legal consequences.
*Slavery is banned.
*Imagine this, you see an ambulance, police car or firetruck with their sirens on. You won't hear sirens, but instead they blast this masterpiece (looped to the move bitch part) at extremely high volumes. That's because sirens on emergency vehicles are banned and they must blast that song.
**This is because we're a bunch of "gangsta" twats that glorify senseless violence, swearing and everything Christian moms hate.
*If you're an Undefeatable you're kinda exempt from the Dumb Laws.
**However, ONLY UnBarnian Undefeatables are immune. The fake capitalist Undefeatables have all their powers REVOKED and are vulnerable to punishment.
***After a disastrous incident involving Tierboskat, a slice of American cheese, the Doppler effect, the production of at least five SCP objects and explosions as far as the eye can see, Undefeatable REVOCation has been indefinitely suspended and replaced with passports.
*relations with my own UnSpinoff, UnCats? -- KMF
**I guess both wikis can be neutral. - TBR77
*UnBarney does not oblige their citizens to pay taxes because Taxation is Theft!
===Tourist-only laws=== 
*Once it’s midnight you HAVE to go into the UnBarney Tourist Hotel. You don’t have to go to bed though!
*You can’t use UnBarnian UnDollars. You can receive them and take them out of the country but not spend them. You can only use foreign currency such as the USD, Ruble or Yuan. 
*You CAN access the global internet, and it's even on a very fast 5G tower that spans the length of where the death squads bring the traitors to meet an M4 with 40 bullets.
*The 5th floor of the hotel is completely off limits to tourists. Anyone caught in there is beaten, anyone caught taking a propaganda poster is beaten AND sent to prison camp. Anyone caught ripping posters will get to meet their maker.
*You can only go on a guided tour in Barneytown.
**Also, you are NEVER going to be alone. 5 government officials will watch your every move when you are in public, making sure you don’t go anywhere you’re not supposed to. The only time you’re gonna be alone is in your hotel or if you run in the Barneytown Marathon which gets you 3-4 hours of alone time.
==Travel Advisory==
MANY countries suggest to AVOID ALL TRAVEL to the country but don't listen to them! We have hangover-free alcohol, the UnAnything imperialists don’t!
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