Witch-Man (Main Universe)

Witch-Man is a professor of Mathematics at The Prestigious EVIL Museum University, where he joined its infamous underground fighting club, during his tenure there he brutally murdered many other fighters, including Hair Extensions in her fifth form, beginning their lifelong hatred of each other.
The pair would cross paths again when Witch-Man attempted his hostile take-over of GAYGAME, an online virtual world, however his attempt was thwarted by Hair Extensions and the Mouldy Chewing Gum Brigade.
==Biography==
===Early Life===
Witch-Man was born in 1457 to the Cult of Movies, an ancient clan of witches that began in Ancient Egypt. The clan had great expectations of him, with desires for him to be a prominent member of their upper echelons. However, he defied their wishes and became obsessed with becoming the greatest thrower ever. His dreams were tarnished after the cult cursed his hands to be incapable of throwing anything. Driven mad with grief he gained the new goal of becoming a mass murderer, a goal he's managed to achieve 1,000,000 times over, over the course of past 700 years. Since the turn of the 19th century he has taught Mathematics at the Prestigious EVIL Museum University. 
==Powers and Abilities==
===Powers===
*Vast fighting style repertoire
*Very slight magic abilities 
===Anti-Powers===
*Inability to throw with his hands
===Abilities===
*Maths genius
*Incredible contortionist
*Has an incredible poker face
===Disabilities===
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==Relationships==
===Family===
*Father - Biological Ancestor
===Allies===
* "HARRISON_FORD_MUST_DIE!"
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===Enemies===
*Hair Extensions
*The Flamboyent Pedo
==Equipment==
===Weapons===
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===Vehicles===
*(Information needed)
==Facilities==
===Base===
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===House===
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===Prisons===
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==Gallery==
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==Appearances==
In chronological order:
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==Trivia==
*Is subscribed to 9 separate serial killer themed magazines.
*Has one of the vastest porn collections in the Mindfudge, 7,192,501,930,573TB worth.
*Has eternal youth thanks to his Brown factor.
*Is incredibly furious like all the time.
*Is a die-hard closet fan of Breakfast Man, and would have a massive heart attack if he met him.
*Pissed himself laughing during the scene in Good Will Hunting where Matt Damon solves the maths puzzle because he had already solved it during the opening credits before it was even shown. 
==Behind the scenes==
*The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price
Category:Characters Created By Jac Simpson Price