Gilgamesh

At the dawn of history, Gilgamesh was a tyrant. Now he is a wrestler.
== Bio ==
The God King Gilgamesh used to wrestle his subjects to death. The people cried out to the gods, 'Send Gilgamesh a tag team wrestling partner! We love wrestling!' So the ancient gods of Sumeria breathed life into the clay of the earth and formed for Gilgamesh a tag team wrestling partner named Enkidu.
Enkidu and Gilgamesh did all the best wrestling moves on people and animals, demons and angels, anything they could find, just smashing things and laughing and drinking meads. Their wrestling was so amazing it insulted the gods. Angered, the gods gave Enkidu Super AIDS (there was no cure). Enkidu requested that his friend destroy him with an Oklahoma Stampede so that he would not die a shameful death. Crying out with a yell that shook the heavens and Earth, Gilgamesh obliterated his dearest tag team wrestling partner, who became a constellation. Gilgamesh was mightily distraught. Never before had he faced a foe he could not do a piledriver on, but now he faced Death, the baddest boy of them all.
So began Gilgamesh's millenia long wrestling training program, that one day he might return to the ring with enough power to do a piledriver on an abstract concept.
== Championships and accomplishments ==
* Has wrestled the entire evolutionary line, from amoeba to ape to Elon Hawking
== Relationships ==
* Strongest Possible Friendship Bond with Enkidu, Beastman of the Wilds
* Angry with the gods
== Trivia ==
*Went on an epic journey and found the Herb of Immortality, but the Noid squashed it
*Libertarian 
*Was so busy training he forgot to die 
*In his first reappearance, after doing all sorts of secret forgotten ancient steroid medicines, training for 10,000 years with weights, and placing mystic Conan the Barbarian rune spells upon his muscles, he got his ass kicked by a taunting Jaden Smith for 50 minutes 
*Crinkling 
== Action Time ==
== Source Material ==
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh
Category:Wrestlers
Category:Gilgamesh Grade Wrestlers