LU 78 - Dr. Thornberry 19

"Hello Spawn-town. My name is Vice Thornberry. Yes. Vice Thornberry. First off I wanted to apologize for my actions until now. I'm genuinely so sorry. The reason I'm up here for mayor is too redeem myself. I've had a bit to think with the journey that I took and realized the things I've done. Everything in the past 20 years of my life was horrid. I can't believe myself. But I'm here now.
I wanted to say how honored I am to be competing with all of our other elite and wonderful candidates. If you're still reading this far, thank you greatly. Here are my main points.:
I want to hire a few more policemen, so we can have a few people on duty for every period of the day. Our current employees are frequently busy, so this will help keep the town protected every minute.
I also want to make a safe home for everyone who is struggling to find a place to settle down in, is starving, or just wants somewhere to hang with friends. It’s in the works! I’ll be able to provide beds, storage, food and a gathering area free!
Now, this is an idea I had. In the end of course, I want to make it a group vote so it can be fair, but I’d like to enforce ID cards on all our citizens. This way we will have everyone on file. If anyone new moves into town, I’ll keep a record of them. This way we can be safe from outsiders. Now you may be thinking, “But Vice, there are insiders that are the problem!!” Well I’ve thought of this as well. I will help provide materials such as armor, weapons and potions to everyone who needs them. If anyone is pestering you, let me know and I will take care of it!
Lastly, I want to make Spawn town an accessible place for everyone, Merlings and humans alike. I will be making these modifications as needed throughout the town. I want us all to feel connected. When we’re all friends, we are stronger.
TO SEE THESE CHANGES AND MORE ENFORCED, VOTE VICE FOR MAYOR. REMEMBER THATS VICE, V-I-C-E FOR YOUR SPAWNTOWN MAYOR. Thank you for your time. And again, I am so very sorry for my past actions. I hope I can redeem myself to you all."