Ruler Of This Wiki (Joke)

Coolcol was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he filled a page with some spam
Filled a page with some spam
Doxxed a random Fandom user
In discussions or the discord
In message walls and VCs
In the blogs, even on Wikidot
Every page removed is a tyrant's win
You understand that the backrooms mods
Are not some communist tyrants (what?)
Not some communist tyrants (lies!)
They only serve to help you in the end
Do you like how I write? I got a gigantic brain
(Consequential enough to make maintenance a pain)
Do you like how I post? Do you think I'm of age?
(I will harass the mods over a really sh*tty page)
I have a wonderful gang, they all support me
They critique me over what they call "dumb crap"
You practice your vandalism into the wall
If Egglord was gone I'd be the best of them all
I saw you slobber over Smilers on r/backrooms
I was seeing their thoughts (circle in for the blocks)
We've seen you, just stop it, listen to us man
You know you're making me cry, you're a cruel dictator
You should be really punished, just like in Nuremberg
Oh look Oggy is here, about time, he's finally blocked
Oh, no, no, oh yeah
Do you hear the divvity spannity dibber sabber
With an "Oh my God, I need to make a page or get fame or I'll have another
Relevance crisis, Upset in an Ibis
Hotel, that'd be a story to tell"
Do you feel a burnout when you reach the end?
Yea, we all know it just feels neverending, reject if you can
But when you try to pretend to counter-argue
You resemble a fool yet you're only a person
So give it up and smile
Do you hear the divvity spannity dibber sabber
With an "Oh my God, I need to make a page or get fame or I'll have another
Relevance crisis, Upset in an Ibis
Hotel, that'd be a story to tell"
Do you feel a burnout when you reach the end?
Yea, we all know it just feels never-ending, reject if you can
But when you try to pretend to counter-argue
You resemble a fool yet you're only a person
So give it up and smile
You understand that the backrooms mods
Are not some communist tyrants (oh...)
Not some commie tyrants (yeah...)
They only serve to help you in the end
Without looking down, surfing around
Like a bumbling writer, I speak
Spraying my ideas on y'all
Oh, no, no, oh yeah...
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Original Song: Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall
Instrumental credits go to Lunar
Parody made by Gooby2
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