First Battle of Ottawa

Category:Canuck Battles
Category:Battles
The First Battle of Ottawa was the first raid of the Canuck War (Second Plainview War to the Sponges).
It got off to a rocky start when the forceplace command seems to have broken and only moved half the original 20 or so people rallied for the raid. The issues continued as the guns had been changed just a day ago to require a license, leaving the raiders defenseless. The Sponges split off from the Clowns to look for cops to annoy and troll, and little is known about what happened with the Clowns until later. The Sponges went to the bank, where they pissed off the cop who was guarding its entrance due to an attempted robbery. Just before he was going to taze and arrest MTerk05, Cloudyskies1 ran him over, killing him. The Sponges got in the car and took off, with 2 cop cars in pursuit. They eventually lost the cops, but Cloudy accidentally brought them back around to the bank, killing two more fucking cops from ramming before they finally shot the car into shutdown. They made a break for it to a side street and managed to hide until the cops had left. They then continued to harass cops until MTerk was arrested and all the sponges were tazed, unable to chase the car. Right when they were going to pursue on foot, the Clowns pulled up with a group of other anti-citizens who were fighting the Canadians. MTerk managed to escape the prison while the Yakuza, which was the group of people also fighting the canadians, brought them to a place with attainable weapons. They took over a major intersection and shot down anyone who tried to get near. Mike caught up with them, as well as Hillcold and a few other stragglers, and they again took off. They got some weapons for the people who had been left behind, and then went to a safehouse. The situation began to calm down there, but there was still extreme confusion between everyone. The Yakuza brought them to take over the National Guard building, at which time the funny powers concluded their raid.