Spongebob X Unikitty Parody Unikitty's New Toy

Here is another fanfiction story where Spongebob was waiting for his toy in the mail and Unikitty does the same in this story.
* [at the store, Unikitty is whistling while putting a box of cereal in her shopping cart.]
* Unikitty: What's this? [reads box label] It says a free prize! [braying laughter. Takes Pet Pet and her box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down] Huh? Where's my prize? [reads cereal box again] "Free Prize." [gasps] "Offer inside"! Just send in a hundred box tops?! [cuts to Unikitty eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around her] How you doing over there, Pet Pet?
* Pet Pet: Good. [Unikitty opens up a box and pours the cereal in Pet Pet's bowl] Very good.
* Unikitty: Send in the box tops... [swallows the cereal in her mouth] ...before eating all the cereal? [pause] Pet Pet, you are a genius! [cuts to Unikitty stuffing the envelopes with box tops.]
* Unikitty: [Cuts to Unikitty outside by the mailbox] I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
* Unikitty and Puppycorn: [Puppycorn appears] I'm waiting.
* Puppycorn: I'm waiting.
* Unikitty and Puppycorn: We're waiting. We're waiting.
* Unikitty: We're waiting.
* Puppycorn: Sis, what do you think we are waiting for?
* Unikitty: We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy.
* Puppycorn: [claps his hands] I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you?
* Unikitty: Sure, little bro.
* Both: We're waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.
* Puppycorn: There's the mailman!
* Mailman: Are you Unikitty?
* Unikitty: Yup. [shudders with excitement as the mailman hands her 3 envelopes and Unikitty throws them away] Isn't there anything else?
* Mailman: No! Sorry, Unikitty. [walks off whistling]
* Unikitty: I guess we'll have to keep waiting. [both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other]
* Puppycorn: Hey, Unikitty! I'm hungry.
* Unikitty: Me, too.
* Puppycorn: Let's go out for burgers.
* Unikitty: Great idea, Puppycorn. Wait a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? [clings onto the mailbox]
* Puppycorn: What's wrong, big sis?
* Unikitty: If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.
* Puppycorn: Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. [Puppycorn's stomach is biting his arm]
* Unikitty: [checks mailbox] Got to stay focused. [checks mailbox again. Dr. Fox jumps in]
* Dr. Fox: Hi there. Unikitty, do you want to do some science? [Unikitty grabs her arm and flips her on her back]
* Unikitty: Not now! I'm busy! [Dr. Fox, looking pretty upset, brushes herself off and walks away pouting. Unikitty checks the mailbox again. Pet Pet pushes the food bowl by Unikitty] Oh, Pet Pet, not now! Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?! [checks the mailbox again then pants as a scared Pet Pet takes the food bowl away] So tired. [stomach growls] So hungry. [tries to perk up] But... I... must wait... for my toy.
* Puppycorn: Hey, sis.
* Unikitty: [turns into Angry Kitty] WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I AM DOING SOMETHING HERE?! [pokes Puppycorn on his head and checks the mailbox angrily] THIS BETTER BE GOOD!
* Puppycorn: You missed your surprise birthday party. So, I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it.
* Unikitty: [turns back to normal] My birthday party? I missed... my... birthday party?
* Puppycorn: Yeah. See? [shows present and cake] Here's a present and your cake.
* Unikitty: My birthday cake?
* Puppycorn: Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, [holds the cake between his teeth] so I can get you a fork. [digs in his pocket] Huh?! I wonder where I put that fork. [notices he accidentally ate the cake] Oops.
* Unikitty: [disappointed] That was my cake. What is the present?
* Puppycorn: Oh, yeah. [Unikitty begins to cheer up a little as Puppycorn pulls out a present box and opens it. The two peer inside and they see a fork inside the present] It's the fork.
* [Unikitty's smile distorts. Unikitty turns into Sad Kitty, starts sobbing, and completely loses it]
* Puppycorn: What's the matter big sis? Why are you crying? Hmm?
* Unikitty: [drops to her knees] IT'S ABOUT THAT STUPID TOY! I SURE DID WASTE MY WHOLE LIFE WAITING FOR IT!
* Puppycorn: There there. You've only been here for 30 minutes. Let it all out and tell me all about it.
* Unikitty: I've been mean to Pet Pet and I flipped Dr. Fox! And now you hate me because... I'm a big jerk! [sobs]
* Puppycorn: It's alright. Listen, Unikitty. It was not nice of you to be mean to Pet Pet and to flip Dr. Fox. But, that absolutely does not mean I hate you because you are a big jerk.
* Unikitty: Yes! It... sure... does!
* Mailman: Unikitty?
* Unikitty: [sobbing uncontrollably]
* Puppycorn: Can you come back later? She is having a moment.
* Mailman: Yeah. I just need a signature for-
* Unikitty: [still sobbing uncontrollably]
* Puppycorn: [angrily yelling] I SAID SHE IS HAVING A MOMENT! I WANT YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE! [continues to comfort Unikitty] I am sorry you are having a tough time of waiting for your toy. You can have a moment if you want.
* Unikitty: [still sobbing] No, little bro. People like me don't deserve moments. [signs for the package] I get so caught up in... [takes package] ...in waiting for... [turns back to normal and becomes happy] my toy! [laughter] Hurray!
* Both: Whoo! Yeah! [they both river dance, laughing and dancing on the ground. Unikitty opens up the package to reveal a red-headed and orange-colored body toy]
* Unikitty: Puppycorn, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
* Puppycorn: Yeah.
* Both: It's beautiful! [Puppycorn touches it and its springs pop out]
* Puppycorn: Unikitty?
* Unikitty: [jittering] I waited so long...
* Puppycorn: Unikitty?
* Unikitty: [still jittering] And you broke it...
* Puppycorn: Are you okay, big sis?
* Unikitty: [calmly cradling her broken toy] Yes. Yes. I'm okay.
* Puppycorn: [sighs] For a second or-
* Unikitty: [transforms right into Angry Kitty] YYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!! YYYYOOOOUUUUU RRRRRRUUUUIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEDDDDD MMMMMMYYYYY FFFRRRREEEE TTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
* Puppycorn: I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... [pokes it but the springs stretch out] OH NO! [Unikitty screams and turns into Sad Kitty. Puppycorn screams too, but it is mixed with sobs. Unikitty screams again and then they both wail with Puppycorn picking Unikitty up and holding her in his arms. Unikitty and Puppycorn begin rolling around bawling]
* [Cut to a time card saying "Three minutes later"]
* Italian Narrator: Three minutes later...
* [Cut to Hawkodile doing his running exercise down the street]
* Hawkodile: Man. It sure is very nice to get out and do my running so I can get stronger. I got to get those legs stronger so I can knock out enemies.
* [Suddenly, Hawkodile hears Unikitty and Puppycorn screaming and crying. He walks over to both of them to see that they are still acting like little kids throwing tantrums]
* Hawkodile: [talks in a baby voice, picking up the still screaming and crying Unikitty] What's wong, wittle kitty witty and wittle puppy wuppy? Why are you two cwying? What is the matter?
* Unikitty: [stammering and crying] I-I-I ate... bo-bo-bo-box tops! And then... I'm waiting! I'm waiting! And then he came and we're waiting! We're waiting! And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this! [shows Hawkodile the toy. Unikitty and Puppycorn still wail as Hawkodile begins to hug them both]
* Hawkodile: [baby voice] Aww. Did the wittle toy go snappy wappy?
* Puppycorn: [still crying and talking in a baby voice] YES! I BWOKE IT! PWEASE FIX UNIKITTY'S TOY! PWEASE!
* [Unikitty gives Hawkodile her toy and he fixes it by pushing his head down]
* Hawkodile: [baby voice] Thewe thewe. I have fixed yo favowite toy. It's okay, Puppycon and Unikitty.
* [Unikitty and Puppycorn finally calm down and they finally stop wailing]
* Hawkodile: There we go. See? [shows them how the toy works] The arms, legs, and head are supposed to spring off like that.
* Unikitty: [returns to normal] Hey. My toy's okay. Thank you.
* Hawkodile: You're welcome. If you need fixing, you can call me or Dr. Fox or Richard.
* Puppycorn: I owe fixing Unikitty's toy all to you bodyguard pal.
END OF STORY
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