Piranha

Piranha is an eccentric zookeeper that has lived in Lower Duck Pond all his life. Piranha is bilingual, knowing both Finnish and Lower Duck Pond English.
== Biography ==
Piranha's life immediately got off to a rough start, to say the least. He was born in Lower Duck Pond Municipal Hospital, which was kind of a mess. At the age of three hours old, he was bitten by a German cockroach. Some say this is what started his fanatical love for animals, others say it gave him lung damage.
After high school, he went to the University of Hawai'i, where he got a degree in marine biology. He went back to Lower Duck Pond after a 2 year "sabbatical", and joined the quickly-growing Willowbrook Zoo upon his return home.
Soon, he became engaged to a woman he was dating, but eventually they broke up. Since then, Piranha has become a silent bedrock of the community. The people who interact with him describe him as being shy and very interested in animals. Today, he is playing video games like an EPIC GAMER and cleaning up gazelle shit.
== Trivia ==
* He is one of the town's few Catholics, with most either some other form of Christian or worshipping some kind of animal.
* For a couple years he returned to his ancestral homeland of Finland for marine studies and to spy on the Finnish communist party.
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