Colin Weeves

Note: This article is almost entirely a joke and doesn't reflect Colin Weeves's actual biography and statistics.
"Hi guo what if KFC stood for Kilos of Fucking cum and instead of a big bucket of chicken they just gave you a bucket full of cum and you’d have to put a giant lid on it like a drink so it doesn’t slosh around and spill in your carys"
Colin Weeves is a contestant in Battle for McDonald's 2, submitted and played by Bokurei the Phantump..
== Character ==
Colin "Colin" Weeves is the main protagonist from the web-series ''BFDI Creations'', where he is almost entirely portrayed as a reddish-brown Paper Towel Pencil figure. Throughout the series, Colin finds himself in the midst of a rivalry with his ex-best friend, DanTDM Giygas, this of course ended with him f*cking dying. His Season 2 cast photo has face sideways, mimicing the funny signup image. 0_o.
== Gameplay ==
He did good, but i never used any tokens so I got Monkeyed.
== Performance ==
Challenge 	1 	2 	3 	4 	5 	6 	7 	8 	AVG 	ST.D
Colin Weeves.	1st	5th	3rd	6th	12th	4th	9th	14th	6.75	4.23527
== Arbitrary Trivia ==
* Colin Weeves is a badass.
* Colin Weeves is the first contestant who matters to get first place in the first place.
* 20th 0_0
== Human Weevey ==
Category:BFM 2 Contestants
Category:Played by Bokurei