It All Falls Apart

This is the seventh episode of Into the Spongyverse. It is the series finale.
==Transcript==
Obnoxious narrator: PREVIOUSLY ON INTO THE SPONGYVERSE…
(The episode fades back in to the end of the previous episode, where in Sandy’s treedome, the Sandys are relaxing in lawn chairs, when they hear an alarm)
Sandy: Oh no.
Young Sandy: What is it?
Sandy: It’s happening.
TPSS Sandy: Neptune’s nanny!
Obnoxious narrator: AND NOW…
Young Sandy: Seriously, what the heck is happening?!
Sandy: The rift! It’s doing what we predicted it would do! The fabric of our universe is falling apart as we speak!
Young Sandy: Oh Neptune, I didn’t think it would be this soon! What do we do, what do we do?
Sandy: I don’t know if there’s anything we CAN do now. I’m afraid we’re too late…
(The Sandys all sigh sadly in unison; cut to Squidward on a stroll while wearing his headphones, when suddenly the rift starts sucking him in)
Squidward: What the-? HELP! I’M BEING KIDNAPPED BY MARTIANS! HELP HELP HELP!
(Nobody else is around to hear Squidward’s screaming, and he is fully sucked into the rift. Meanwhile at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is once again counting his money in his office)
Mr. Krabs: A one, a two, and a three! Three hundred dollars! Whew! (camera pans over to the colossal stack of cash next to him on the floor) And that’s just the start. (breathes in and out) You can do this, Eugene, you can do this.
(As Krabs continues counting money, some of it gets swept away by the rift)
Mr. Krabs: WHAT? What is happening? Must be the wind.
(Suddenly, Mr. Krabs is swept into the rift’s portal as well. He isn’t able to let out any noise before it sucks him in completely)
(A montage of everyone and everything in the Spongyverse getting sucked into the rift’s portal is played. After the montage ends, only Sir Urchin and Snail Fail are left in an empty space)
Sir Urchin: WHY YOUUUUU!
Snail Fail: What I do?
(They both look around to see that there is literally nothing around them)
Sir Urchin: (towards the sky) WHY YOU!
(Slow fade into the inside of the rift’s portal; everyone in the Spongyverse is trapped in separate cages)
SpongeBob: (banging on the cage) Let us out! Please! I’m begging you! Call my mommy!
Margaret: SpongeBob, I’m right here.
SpongeBob: Mom?
Harold: Don’t worry, son, I’m here too.
Young SpongeBob: Wow, your parents are OLD! (laughs)
Margaret: Well I’ll be!
Incidental 69: Why must Neptune forsaken me?
Incidental 68: Hehehehe 69
Incidental 69: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Incidental 67: 🤣
Patrick: Patrick, are you here?!
Young Patrick: Roger that, Patrick.
TPSS Patrick: I’m Patrick too, what a coincidence!
Patrick: Phew, thought we missed one.
Sandy: Okay this is getting ridiculous. Who captured us?
Young Sandy: What kind of monster would even do this?
TPSS Sandy: I left my hydro flask at home…
Sandy: Sandy, everything in our universe is gone. All of it.
(Meanwhile…)
Sir Urchin: WHY YOU!!
Snail Fail: …what happened?
(Laugh track; cut back to inside the rift)
Bubble Bass: …you guys wanna play imaginary Yahtzee?
Harvey: Hard pass.
Perch Perkins: (using an imaginary microphone) This is Perch Perkins, reporting live from inside the vortex. (silence) WE’RE ALL DOOMED!
???: Yes, indeed, you all are doomed.
Perch Perkins: (screams like a little girl) Who are you?!
???: My name…
(The shadowy figure comes closer to reveal himself)
???: …is Norp.
SpongeBob: Norp? What kind of name is Norp?
Norp: Please do not spell that backwards. This is a kids’ show.
Sandy: Is it?
Young Sandy: Not anymore, I guess.
Norp: SILENCE! Now, you might all be wondering why I brought you here.
Sandy: Brought? You KIDNAPPED US, YOU CROUTON!
Norp: Ooh, I like the use of a rare insult. Jolly good. (clears throat) First of all, I’m the god of the universe. Well, erm, the DARK LORD of the universe. God disowned me at age six, and I still haven’t forgiven him for stealing my fish sticks at dinnertime. Anyway, I brought you all here because, well… your franchise needs to go.
SpongeBob: What?!
Norp: Come on, guys. The Spongyverse has gotten so confusing that there are three of all of you! It’s hard to keep track of who’s who!
TPSS Sandy: Hey, are you the cause of that stupid rift from a year ago?
Norp: Yup. All me, no need to thank me.
Young Sandy: AND the cancellation of that big event we were going to have this month?
Norp: Yup!
(TPSS Sandy growls at him, who just chuckles)
Norp: You guys are cute. I like it.
Young Sandy: Ugh, this is ridiculous! Our universe is done for! All of our fans are gonna be so disappointed…
Norp: Precisely. And I’m just here to enjoy the show! I love the suffering of others!
(Norp summons a bag of popcorn out of thin air and starts chugging it)
Norp: Holy shrimp this stuff is good.
(Norp summons another bag of popcorn and eats it more slowly)
Sandy: Alright, other Sandys, we need to formulate a plan.
Young Sandy: But Sandy, what are we even going to do? Our universe is destroyed!
Sandy: Maybe, but if we get to the root of the problem, we just might be able to restore it in all its former glory.
TPSS Sandy: I like your way of thinking, Sandy.
Sandy: Thanks. Yours too, obviously. So, here’s the plan. We use our squirrel teeth to break through the cage’s bars. Then, when the guy isn’t looking, we set everyone else free. Then… Well, I’m thinking we just kill Norp and then the Spongyverse is restored.
TPSS Sandy: That sounds great! What could possibly go wrong?
Young Sandy: I know, right? Let’s do this thing!
Sandy: Alright, on the count of four, we do it.
TPSS Sandy: Why four and not three?
Sandy: I just felt like it. So… 1… 2… 3… 4!
(All of the Sandys gnaw on their cages to set themselves free, and hop out of their cages. Norp is still oblivious to what is happening. In fact, he starts snoring. Meanwhile, Bubble Bass, Harvey, and Perch Perkins are playing Go Fish)
Harvey: Got any eights?
Bubble Bass: Go fish.
Harvey: Hey! Come on, man! I know you have an eight!
Bubble Bass: (snickers, holds out a card) You mean… (throws the card directly at Harvey’s face through the cage) THIS ONE?!
Harvey: YOUCH! Nice aim, though, I guess.
Perch Perkins: Hey now, let’s be nice. No need for foul play. Now, Harvey, do you have any sixes?
Harvey: (groans, and throws the two sixes through his cage, which hit Perch Perkins on the cheek)
Perch Perkins: YOUCH! Stop throwing them and actually hand us them next time. Does anyone here actually know how this game works?
(Harvey and Bubble Bass shake their heads)
Perch Perkins: I knew this was a stupid idea…
Harvey: (points to the Sandys who have escaped their cages) Hey, look over there! The Sandys have escaped!
Bubble Bass: They are our new gods! Hip hip hooray!
Perch Perkins: We’re saved!
(The Sandys walk over to the nerd trio’s cages and set them free)
Young Sandy: Come help us free all of the others!
Perch Perkins: Oh, this will make a breaking news story once we get back!
Sandy: (gulps)
(A montage of the Sandys, Perch Perkins, Bubble Bass, and Harvey setting everyone else free occurs. At the end of it, the rescuers are all exhausted from all that hard work)
TPSS Sandy: (wiping sweat off helmet) Phew! We did it!
Sandy: Now to kick that Norp’s butt!
Young Sandy: YEAH!
Sandy: Shh! You’ll wake him up-
(Norp wakes up from Young Sandy yelling, and looks around to see what has happened)
Sandy: (groans)
Norp: SO! You dare defy the almighty dark god?! So be it!
SpongeBob: What are you going to do with us?
Norp: The worst thing you could ever imagine.
(SpongeBob gulps. Bubble transition to everyone in the same giant cage. Norp is eating cheddar flavored popcorn this time, watching them)
Norp: Dang, this stuff is da bomb dot com! That’s what my mother always said. Satan rest her soul… (eats some more popcorn)
Sandy: Grr…
Young SpongeBob: What’re we gonna do now, Sandy?
Young Patrick: Yeah. (his stomach grumbles) My belly hasn’t eaten a thing in days!
Sandy: I’m afraid there… there is no way out of this one.
SpongeBob: What? But… but-but-but there HAS to be a way! We always find a way!
Sandy: It seems our fate is sealed. Besides… I’ve seen this material before. This cage uses… diamonds as the material.
Patrick: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOO! I hate diamonds! Stupid diamonds. What did they ever do for me? Or us? I’m hungry too…
Norp: (eating more popcorn) This is a riot! (cackles) Best day of my life so far. Ever since I put Harvey Beaks into purgatory… Man, the look on Greenblatt’s face! (chokes on his popcorn)
Bubble Bass: Pfft, what a loser.
Norp: (pointing at Bubble Bass) YOU TRY EATING POPCORN WHILE LAUGHING, WHY DON’T YOU!
French Narrator: (from inside the cage) One hundred years later…
(Cut to exactly 100 years later, where everyone in the cage is dead, with graves for each individual who has died outside the cage. The only person left alive is Old Man Jenkins)
Old Man Jenkins: Ha! I’m immune to old age! I’m immune-
(Jenkins has a sudden heart attack, and falls to the ground to die)
Norp: Oh! The last one has finally passed! This warrants a party!
(Norp puts on a stereo system and starts dancing to CHICKENS by Future and EST Gee)
(The episode ends with an empty shot of the Spongyverse, which is simply a blank space of what it used to be. Not even Sir Urchin or Snail Fail survived.)
(The End.)
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