When the Series Collide

When the Series Collide is the fifth episode of The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show and the first short of Spꙮng Pants. The episode was aired on June 30th, 2024 and September 30th, 2024, and was written by KMJ.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens with a shot of Bikini Bottom, the underwater city gleaming in the sun. The camera pans to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is humming cheerfully while flipping Krabby Patties.]
SpongeBob: lalalalalalalala!
[A strange shimmering light envelops SpongeBob, and he vanishes, leaving behind an empty spatula. Cut to a different dimension where Spꙮng, a two-sided sponge, is working at the Krusty Kraps Klace.]
Spꙮng: This bitchass owns me 100$
[A similar shimmering light surrounds Spꙮng, and she disappears, leaving a trail of bubbles. Cut back to the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. Spꙮng appears, blinking in confusion.]
Spꙮng: This isn't K K K... oh whatever
[Spꙮng starts flipping patties expertly, completely ignoring Mr. Krabs and Squidward, who are arguing in the background.]
Mr. Krabs: Mister Squidward! We need more vril!
Squidward: But Mr. Krabs! The nazi christian server we were in is banned!
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* Then find more discord servers in blackpill hashtag discord!
Squidward: *rolls eyes* Sure, Krabs, whatever you say.
[Meanwhile, Spꙮng continues to work diligently, ignoring the argument entirely.]
[Cut to the Krusty Kraps Klace in Spꙮng's dimension. Mr. Kraps, Squidder, and SpongeBob suddenly see a giant, serene face of Buddha appearing above the restaurant.]
Mr. Kraps: It's the great Buddha! We must show our respect!
Squidder: Yes, bow down, Kraps. This could be our ticket to ultimate control.
[Mr. Kraps and Squidder kneel down, reverently bowing to the face of Buddha. SpongeBob, however, is unfazed and continues to work.]
SpongeBob: Tf is his problem
[The serene face of Buddha watches silently as SpongeBob goes about his work, the juxtaposition of reverence and cheerful industry creating a surreal scene.]
Buddha: *booming voice* /tp MK and ST Esquireland
Mr. Kraps: Yes, wise Buddha, we shall find peace through our devotion.
Squidder: I hope theyre gloomier than me
[SpongeBob notices a golden light enveloping Mr. Kraps and Squidder as they kneel before Buddha.]
SpongeBob: What the fuck is going on?!?!
Buddha: *booming voice* Theyre gone.
[SpongeBob watches as Mr. Kraps and Squidder vanish, then he suddenly finds himself transported to Bock Rottom, a beautiful place where fish live in high water forests and possess an advanced civilization.]
SpongeBob: Wow, this place is incredible!
[Fish Lorax approaches SpongeBob, speaking in a melodic tone.]
Fish Lorax: Wazzup my sigma G, to teh land of rizzlers and gigachads
SpongeBob: *cheerfully* Hi! I'm SpongeBob. Do you have a kitchen here? I’d love to see how you cook!
Fish Lorax: Sure, G, heres the skibidi kitchen
[Cut back to the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom, where Spꙮng is at the grill, flipping patties. Bubble Bass enters.]
Bubble Bass: Im on my villian arc
Spꙮng: What do you want from us
Bubble Bass: I’ll have a double triple chungus deluxe,on a tit, 4x4 really níꞬꞬa style, extra chungles with a pogger, light nut grease, make it kek, fuck it and let it cum.
Spꙮng: order up
[Spꙮng relays the complicated order to Squidward, who rolls his eyes.]
Squidward: we serve poop here, not deluxes
[Squidward hands the completed order to Bubble Bass, who inspects it with a scowl.]
Bubble Bass: *baby war cry* wrong!!?! (He rapes squidward with his small cock and devours him and shits him out) SpongeBob, you will die.
Spꙮng: SQUIDDER! MY DAWG!
[Bubble Bass pulls out a void sword, a dark blade that seems to absorb light around it, and starts chasing Spꙮng  through the Krusty Krab.]
Bubble Bass: *roaring* Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Spꙮng: Nani?!
[Spꙮng runs out of the Krusty Krab, heading towards Goo Lagoon with Bubble Bass in hot pursuit. They reach the lagoon, where Spꙮng dives into the water.]
Bubble Bass: Im a big dawg, big bear, fella im a lion
[Bubble Bass jumps into the water, but begins to struggle immediately.]
Spꙮng: I won
[Bubble Bass thrashes, trying to swim but gradually sinking.]
Bubble Bass: *gurgling* This... isn’t... over!
[Bubble Bass finally disappears beneath the surface, leaving Spꙮng  panting on the shore.]
Spꙮng: Ha! Got him! Ha!
[Cut back to Bock Rottom, where SpongeBob is in a high-tech kitchen with the fish.]
Fish Lorax: Here, we create our sigma meals using both frycook-maxxing and rizzing
SpongeBob: *excited* This is amazing! I can't wait to learn more!
[SpongeBob learns from the advanced fish civilization, while Spꙮng  catches her breath on the shore of Goo Lagoon. A mysterious portal shimmers into existence in front of both characters, drawing them towards each other.]
SpongeBob: *cheerfully* Spꙮng! My man!
Spꙮng: SpongeBob! My dawg!
[They embrace briefly before stepping through the portal together, returning to their original dimensions. The portal closes behind them.]
[Cut back to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is back at the grill, and to the Krusty Kraps Klace, where Spꙮng  resumes her duties.]
SpongeBob: Ahh... the Krusty Krabs!
Spꙮng: I hope nothing shit would happen! In show, not here...
[Suddenly, a giant CGI hand appears, holding a compass-shaped stopwatch. The hand clicks the button, and time begins to reverse. Scenes from the previous episodes flash backward at high speed, rewinding all the way to the beginnings]
[Cut to an orb floating in a dark, cosmic space. Inside the orb, scenes from "When the Series Collide" play out. SpongeBob from SBFW is watching the orb with great interest.]
SpongeBob SBFW: *laughing* This is a rollecoaster of a shithole!
[Paul from DNA Productions, the monkey with three eyes, walks in and joins SpongeBob.]
Paul: Hi, im Paul!
[Levitating Head of Stone Patrick floats into view, hovering beside them.]
Levitating Head of Stone Patrick: *deep, echoing voice* I BROUGHT CROUTONS
SpongeBob SBFW: Yeah, it's not every day you get to see dimensions collide and time rewind!
[They all laugh and continue watching the orb, the scenes from the episode playing out once more as the camera slowly zooms out, showing the vastness of the cosmos around them.]
[The credits roll, depending which show you watch, TSAPTS plays Nematodes, while Spꙮng play SpongeBob freestyle jellyfishing 2]
[Post Credits - TSAPTS]
[Papa Tarrant is searching for food in the fridge, when he sees peanuts with his face.]
Peanut Tarrant 1#: Do it again!
Peanut Tarrant 2#: Kill everyone at the mosque!
Peanut Tarrant 3#: They serve ZERO purpose!
[Suddenly, God appears from the clouds]
God: DONT DO IT!
[All the peanuts vanish]
Papa Tarrant: *in confusion* what the fuck?!
[Post Credits - Spꙮng]
Fegelein: Were iz Squidder?
Pat: Hes dead
Milkyway the Obliterator: Hes in Nirvana you dumbfuck
[End of episode]
== Trivia ==
* There was an original script made during June 29th, before power outage. The old one contained the following:
# Bubble Bass would say the N word in the "im a big dawg, big bear, fella im a lion"
# There was going to be a line specifically describing there would be lots of orgies in Bock Rottom and people that "don't shit their pants if you pour milk first before cereal"
# The original script didn't contain post credits
# There was going to be a highly detailed Squidward death, where Bubble Bass would rape Squidward's asshole until it was red and sore, then he would shove a mop up his ass, decapitate him, devour him (vore), vomit and mastrubate with the vomit and then defecate at the vomit remainings.
# Squidward and Mr. Krabs would have argued about inflation, where Squidward suggested Mr. Krabs to pay them fairly.
* Milkyway the Obliterator is based off Quiznos the Destroyer.
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