Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy: The Movie/Transcript

Setting: Patrick's House
SpongeBob: [Turns on the TV] It's almost on Patrick! The world premiere of Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy: The Movie!
Patrick: Only one thing could make this better!
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: Snacks!
SpongeBob: That would be great Patrick, but I don't have time to run all the way to the Barg'n Mart and back. What if I miss the movie?
Patrick: Don't worry you've got like thirty minutes.
SpongeBob: You're right! I'm going to go to the Barg'n Mart, I'm going to get us some snacks, and I'm going to like it!
Patrick: That's the spirit!
French Narrator: Twenty-eight minutes later...
Setting: Patrick's House
SpongeBob: I made it, and right on time! [Sits down, and hits funny bone on chair] Ow. I hit my funny bone.
SpongeBob's Funny Bone: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
SpongeBob: [Laughs hysterically] That gets me every time!
Patrick: Hurry! The movie starts in ten seconds!
SpongeBob: Five... four... three... two... one!
Patrick: Huh? This isn't the movie.
SpongeBob: Are you sure your clock's set right.
Patrick: My clock? Oh yeah, I set my clock an hour late, so I will be fashionably late.
SpongeBob: You what?!
Patrick: Is that a bad thing?
SpongeBob: I'm just going to go home, and pretend this was all a dream.
Patrick: It is a dream.
SpongeBob: [Wakes up on Patrick's couch] I just had a terrible nightmare!
Patrick: What was it about?
SpongeBob: We missed the world premiere of Mermaid Man &Barnacle Boy: The Movie. (Laughs)
Patrick: You did. You managed to sleep through the whole thing.
SpongeBob: Ah!
The End
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