Nickelodeon After Dark

==Pre-Game==
Opening Quote: Hi, I’m Cookie Masterson, and I’m the president of… Losers Anonymous? Okay, who wrote this?!
Sponsor Slogan: Nickelodeon After Dark: The only channel for adults who are looking to ruin their childhoods!
==Round 1==
===Question One Title: JoJo's Bizarre Adversary===
Question: If Jotaro Kujo from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fought the horror villain Cujo, what would he be fighting?
*A: A killer clown
*B: A killer dog
*C: A killer shark
*D: A regular killer
Wrong Answer 1: (A) You thought this was the right answer, but it was I, COOKIE!
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Smile you son of a…
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Gimmie a break…
Correct Answer: (B) Cujo is a horror film about a dog who gets rabies and tries to kill the protagonist and her son.
Post-Question: Although, that still wouldn’t be the craziest thing that show had to offer.
===Question Two Title: Isn’t it Obvious?! (DisOrDat)===
I’m going to list off seven products. For each one, tell me if it’s…
A real product
Or…
A gag product by Obvious Plant
# Feed Gary: OBVIOUS PLANT
# Wonder Boner: REAL
# Skin Loosening Wipes: OBVIOUS PLANT
# Dino Riders: REAL
# Eventually Careers: OBVIOUS PLANT
# The Emoji Movie: REAL
# The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe: REAL
7 out of 7: You did it! Obviously.
5 out of 7: You did okay, but don’t expect me to put you on display!
3 out of 7: Let me guess, you only browse Obvious Plant? I suspected as such.
0 out of 7: You suck worse than the Phillips CD-i!
Post-Question: I wish some of the Obvious Plant products were real. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch Kind of the Hill starring Honk Hill?
===Question Three Title: Operation Frustration===
Question: Suppose the runner from the Flash game QWOP broke his right leg during a race. Which key combination would the doctor tell him to stay off of?
* A: Q and P
* B: O and P
* C: Q and W
* D: O and W
Wrong Answer 1: (B) O and P? I think you’re forgetting N and E.
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Just because they’re first, doesn’t mean you’ll get first place.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) I think you’ll get a participation award if you keep this up.
Correct Answer: (A) In the original Flash game, the player uses the keys Q, W, O, and P to move the runner. And Q and P are used to move the thigh and calf of his right leg.
Post-Question: And if you take the remaining letters, you get what he said when he broke it: OW!
=== Question Four Title: Let’s talk about Jack ===
Question: Which song by Rhett and Link would be the favorite of video game character Shante?
* A: Its my Bellybutton
* B: I’m on Vacation
* C: My Hair Goes Up
* D: Rub Some Bacon on it
Wrong Answer 1: (A) This answer’s nothing.
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Everything is not okay.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Its time to spin the Wheel of Losers!
Correct Answer: (C) Shante is a genie who attacks enemies with her hair. So, this song would probably be her favorite.
Post-Question: Video game characters watching YouTube… Let’s talk about that! (Hums the Good Mythical Morning theme song) Sorry, I’ve been on YouTube a lot lately.
===Question Five Title: The Masterson Effect===
Pre-Question Transcript:
Cookie: If the Berenstein Bears went to Vietnam-
Bob: You mean Berenstain, Cookie?
Cookie: What, Bob?
Bob: You said Berenstien, but it was always Berenstain.
Cookie: Well, pardon me for suffering from the Mandela Effect!
Question: Which of these has NOT been the subject of the Mandela Effect?
* A: The Pokémon, Pikachu
* B: The Monopoly Guy’s Monocle
* C: Curious George’s tail
* D: The A in the Minecraft logo
Wrong Answer 1: (A) (Zap and screaming)
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Bankrupt!
Wrong Answer 3: (C) Nope, Curious George never had a tail. But while we’re on the subject, how did he lose it? Don’t answer that. I want people’s childhoods to remain intact for now.
Correct Answer: (D) Let me check… (Typing) Well, what do you know! The A in the Minecraft logo actually changed from a regular A to a Creeper face.
Post-Question: And if you have the fear of change, the Mandela Effect must be your version of the boogeyman.
==Round 2==
===Question Six Title: The Mane In Spain===
Question: How would I spell this question’s title backwards?
* A: niapS ni niaM ehT
* B: niapS ni enaM ehT
* C: enapS ni enaM ehT
* D: niapS ni enaM heT
Wrong Answer 1: (A) On! I mean no!
Wrong Answer 2: (C) You must think Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Did you even look at the sentence?!
Correct Answer: (B) This answer here is the question’s title backwards. The others are spelt differently.
Post-Question: I know, I know, that was impossible. But I took it upon myself to write an easy one for the last question. You’re welcome.
===Question Seven Title: Binging with Babushka===
Pre-Question Transcript:
Cookie: Well, look who it is! Its Old Man!
Old Man: Heya, Corky!
Cookie: You mean Cookie?
Old Man: No thanks. I’m not hungry.
(Cue opening for "Foggy Facts with Old Man")
Cookie: You look a little tired, Old Man. Are you okay?
Old Man: Not really. I binged something yesterday and it caused me to stay up all night!
Cookie: What did you watch?
Old Man: Oh, I can’t remember…
Question: It was a channel on the YouTubes. It starred these fine gentlemen. And they were visiting a haunted house, I think. What did I binge watch last night?
* A: Game Grumps
* B: BuzzFeed Unsolved
* C: Dan and Phil
* D: Smosh
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Are we talking about the era with or without Jon? Either way, you’re wrong.
Wrong Answer 2 Transcript: (C)
Cookie: Was it Dan and Phil, Old Man?
Old Man: Uh… No, I don’t think so.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) Anthony left Smosh long ago, so this obviously wrong.
Correct Answer Transcript: (B)
Cookie: Were you watching BuzzFeed Unsolved, Old Man?
Old Man: Yessir! I remember now! 
Post-Question Transcript:
Cookie: I didn’t know you watched YouTube, Old Man. Who are you subscribed to?
Old Man: I don’t have a channel, but my great great grandson was kind enough to let me use his!
Cookie: Aww! How nice!
Old Man: That was until he found me watching this Logan kid. After that, he went and changed the password!
Cookie: Oh dear…
===Question Eight Title: Joining the Fraymakers===
Pre-Question: Did you hear? The guys behind Super Smash Flash are making a customizable platform fighter called Fraymakers! I hear they’re adding indie characters, so sadly, I don’t think Mario’s joining the roster this time.
Question: Who else wouldn’t be joining the roster in Fraymakers?
* A: Ori
* B: Arthur Hastings
* C: Madotsuki
* D: Henry Stickmin
Wrong Answer 1: (A) (Sniffling) This answer’s making me sad for some reason.
Wrong Answer 2: (C) Much like Yume Nikki, this answer confuses me.
Wrong Answer 3: (D) (Silence) Sorry, I got distracted. You’re wrong, by the way.
Correct Answer: (B) Arthur Hastings is from the game We Happy Few which is developed by a Microsoft subsidiary and published by Gearbox. So, even though it would be interesting to see, he has a pretty slim chance of being playable.
Post-Question: Although, it’s probably for the best. Arthur would just be there to look for his brother and search piles of trash for crafting items.
=== Question Nine Title: Call me? Maybe ===
Question: Help me finish these lyrics: “Hey, I just shot you, and we’re in UK…
* A: …It’s 911, so call them maybe!”
* B: …It’s 411, so call them maybe!”
* C: …It’s 999, so call them maybe!”
* D: …It’s 666, so call them maybe!”
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Send the police! They just murdered their score!
Wrong Answer 2: (B) Here’s some information for you: Pick the right answer next time!
Wrong Answer 3: (D) (Deep devilish voice) Wrong!
Correct Answer: (C) In the UK and many other countries, people call 999 just like how people call 911 in America.
Post-Question: Oh, great! Now I have Call Me Maybe stuck in my head! Let’s see if I can flush it out. (Terrible organ music plays) Ahh! Much better! Nothing like the classics!
===Question Ten Title: The easiest question ever===
Pre-Question: Alright, here’s that easy question I promised earlier! Ready? Here it is:
Question: Does spaghetti grow on trees?
* A: Nitrogen
* B: Neon
* C: Nickel
* D: Nitric oxide
Wrong Answer 1: (A) Nitrogen’ symbol is N, which is the first letter in no!
Wrong Answer 2: (B) No, Neon symbol is NE. (Silence) No joke. Just stating a fact.
Wrong Answer of the Game: (C) If I had a nickel for every time someone picked this wrong answer… (Chicken clucking) I’d give them a prize! (Reveal) You’ve won a one-year subscription to Nickelodeon After Dark! The only channel where you can watch shows like Booze Clues, and Dora the Destroyer!
Correct Answer: (D) The symbol for nitric oxide is N and O. And no, spaghetti does not grow on trees.
Post-Question: But if it did, no one would be upsetti now that they’re growing spaghetti!
==Round 3/Jack Attack==
Clue: A sinner’s life
Pre-Attack: Which Deadly Sin did they commit? Good luck!
# Shaggy = Gluttony
# Quagmire = Lust
# Scrooge McDuck = Greed
# Angry Video Game Nerd = Wrath
# Mr. Lazy = Sloth
# Vanity Smurf = Vanity
# Squidward Tentacles = Pride
Post Game: Let’s see… I ate a big lunch, watched some TV, counted my money, slapped a coworkers’ butt, said complements to my reflection, and screamed that I was better than everyone over the intercom. What did I miss? Oh yeah! Telling the player that they don’t know anything. Ahem…
Slam
YOU DON’T KNOW JACK!
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