Annoying Orange - Kid Bubblegum/Transcript

Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Pear, it's your turn!
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): You playin' or not?
(Camera swipes)
Pear: Yeah, just a sec, a moving van pulled up next door!
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): New neighbors!?
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Oh, we should invite them over to play Horse with us!
Orange: Little Apple's right, it' the Neighborly to do! (Giggle)
Bubblegum: Hiya guys!
(Record scratching)
Orange, Pear and Midget Apple (or Little Apple): (Screaming)
(Music starts playing)
Bubblegum: My name is Bubblegum, my family move into the kitchen next door.
Bubblegum: I was supposed to help my parents unpack the truck, but they said I should go outside and get some air, which really means they're tired of hearing me talk and want me to leave them alone for a while.
Bubblegum: Oh wow!
Bubblegum: You guys have a basketball hoop in your kitchen?
Bubblegum: We dont have a basketball hoop, we do have a swimming pool though.
Bubblegum: You guys like to jumprope?
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): We-
Bubblegum: Do you guys know where the nearest pony lives that I could ride?
Pear: Um...
Bubblegum: Do you guys know if there's a bowling alley nearby?
Bubblegum: I don't actually like bowling that much, It's just that we had a bowling alley near our old kitchen, and I'd always get free sodas because it had a vending machine that accidentally gave them away for free if you jiggled the Dr Pepper button just right.
Bubblegum: Hey, where did everyone go?
Bubblegum: Are we playing Hide-and-go-Seek?
Bubblegum: That's like my favorite game!
Bubblegum: Well my actual favorite game is Duck, Duck, Goose.
Bubblegum: Okay no, that's a lie, It's actually Freeze Tag; but I sometimes like Tetherball.
(Crickets chirping)
(Cheerful music plays)
Bubblegum: Grandma said I was talking too much and that I should go over and meet our new neighbors and make some new friends; so I came over here to say "Hi!" and to tell you that I have two ferrets and three gerbils, And the name of the furrets are Furball and Muffin, and the names of the gerbils are Snap, Crackle and Pop.
Bubblegum: And if you wanna come over and see them sometimes, you can, they're really nice, except Crackle bites sometimes.
Bubblegum: What are all your names?
Pear: I'm Pear, this is Orange, and this is-
Bubblegum: I'm practicing to break the world record for the largest bubblegum bubble ever blown, my brother says I'll never be able to do it, but my dad said I should go for it, my mom said I should go for it, too!
Bubblegum: I think they like it when I blow bubbles, because it means I can't talk while doing it.
Bubblegum: But at the same time, they might be supportive of my dreams.
Bubblegum: But hey, do you guys have grasshoppers here?
Bubblegum: We had grasshoppers at my old kitchen, and I caught 34 of them in a jar and named them Dave, Sammy, Mister Crinkles, Roberto-
Pear: Hey Bubblegum!
Pear: Maybe you could blow a bubble for us right now?
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Good call, it'll keep her mouth occupied for a while.
Bubblegum: Blow a bubble for you guys?
Bubblegum: That's a really really great idea!
Bubblegum: Because I haven't practiced much today, and I should really stick to my regimen if I wanna break the world record someday.
Bubblegum: (Woosh)
Bubblegum: (Gulp)
Pear: Ugh, peace and quiet.
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Now, back to Horse.
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): What does everybody have?
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): I have an H.
Pear: I have an H-O.
Orange: I have nothing, not even hands! (Giggle)
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Alright Pear, Orange is beating us, we gotta get Orange a letter.
Orange: You guys couldn't get me a letter even if you had a stamp! (Giggle)
Pear: Don't worry, I have a great idea for a super difficult shot you'll never be able to make.
Bubblegum: (Blows bubble)
Pear: Hyah!
(Basketball bouncing)
(Slam)
(Basketball bouncing)
Pear: Huh?
Bubblegum: Hiya guys!
Orange: Woah, who knew the neighbor kid was such an airhead? (Giggle)
Bubblegum: This isn't even as big as I can get, I can get way bigger if I had more gum, but my mom says I should eat my vegetables if I wanna get bigger someday, But that's gross because vegetables taste gross.
Bubblegum: And it also strikes me as a moral gray area, because some of my best friends at my old kitchen were vegetables.
Pear: I can't shoot, she's blocking the hoop!
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): So bounce it off her!
Pear: Okay...
Pear: Hyah!
(Ball whistles)
Bubblegum: And then after I forgot to feed our dog, my mom said "Bubblegum, no more dogs until the-
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Woah, nice shot Pear!
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Now you have to match it Orange!
Orange: You're on!
Orange: Bubble or nothing! (Giggle)
Bubblegum: And my brother got-
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: A new bike, but I had to ride his old one.
(Ball whistles)
Bubblegum: But that's okay, because mom said-
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Orange: (Boing)
Bubblegum: That as soon as I-
(Ball whistles)
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: Can ride without training-
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: Wheels, I-
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: Can pick out-
(Ball whistles)
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: A new bike-
(Ball swipes)
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: That is-
(Ball whistles)
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: Any color that I-
(Ball swipes)
Bubblegum: (Slam) Ow!
(Ball slam dunks)
Bubblegum: Want.
Orange: (Giggle)
Bubblegum: Pink is probably my favorite color, wait no that's a lie, it's actually yellow
(Wind blows)
Bubblegum: but also blue sometimes and well-
Bubblegum: Okay, it looks like the wind has decided it's time for me to go home now!
Bubblegum: But hopefully, I'll see you guys soon, and we can catch some grasshoppers maybe.
Bubblegum: Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to tell you guys the names of the rest of my grasshoppers!
Bubblegum: There was Susan, Dia, Clint, Double Baggins, Ronaldo, Jiminy Grasshopper, Jan, Fran, Pan, Dan, Stan-
Orange: Fan?
Bubblegum: Yep, one of them was named Fan, and also there was Chan, San, Bam-
Orange: No, fan!
(Record scratches)
(Fan spinning)
(Bubble pops)
(Ominous music plays)
Orange: Uh oh, I think that really burst her bubble!
(Background music starts playing)
Bubblegum: Aw man, I popped!
Bubblegum: Nobody tell my mom, please!
Bubblegum: Pretty, pretty, please with whipped cream on top?
Bubblegum: She gets really embarrased every time I pop.
Midget Apple (or Little Apple): Let's scram before she starts talking again.
Pear: Good call.
(Bubblegum stretches and boings)
(Record scratches)
Pear: Huh?
(Ominous music starts playing)
Bubblegum: Ooh, Pop!
Bubblegum: That reminds me of my gerbils.
Bubblegum: I'm thinking of getting a 4th gerbil anmed Crispy, but I'm not sure.
Bubblegum: Maybe a better name would be-
(Pear grunting and bubblegum stretching)
Bubblegum: Pudding, or Biscuit, or Sonny Bono, or maybe Moonbeams, or maybe-
Pear: I- can't- escape, I'm- stuck!
Bubblegum: Duckface (or Ducktape) or maybe Fancybutter or Chicken Little, or perhaps Steven Zorbit!
Orange, Pear and Midget Apple (or Little Apple): (Screaming in despair)
(Outro music plays)
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