A Pal for Gary but SpongeBob doesn’t buy a Puffy Fluff

* Episode starts with SpongeBob feeding Gary. Then, SpongeBob pours the organic snail food into Gary's food bowl and Gary eats the organic snail food. SpongeBob throws the can of organic snail food by the dirty dishes, and a barrel hits SpongeBob back in the living room and his can of snail food lands on his nose. Gary slithers to him.]
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: [laughs] Okay, Gare. I'll get out of your hair, buddy. [pushes his nose and his Krusty Krab uniform hat pops up from his head He walks out the door] See you later, Gare. [Gary is seen holding a leash in his mouth] Oh, you want to go for a walk. Sorry, buddy, I don't have time for a walk right now. Gotta get over the old job. You'll just have to stay here alone, little buddy. But I promise as soon as I get done we'll have fun… together. Okay… …Love you, Gare-bear. Bye. [goes outside & closes the door. Gary picks up a leash. He lassos the leash and opens the top cabinet and gets out a can of snail food and puts it next to them. He lassos the soda drinking cowboy hat and floats it right on top of the chair he slithers towards the chair with the remote in his mouth, while the soda drinking cowboy hat lands on his shell. He turns on the TV as we see a cowboy riding a sea horse]
* SpongeBob: Poor little snail just wanted some fun time. [sighs] I can only image the tortured loneliness he must be feeling right now. [walks away, while Gary is watching TV laughing and meowing. Cut to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is sweeping all the dust from the floor with his broom next to the customer sitting at the table eating a Krabby Patty. Another customer walks in] Welcome to the Kru- [notices that he has a purple pet worm on a leash which barked]Sorry, sir, but the Krusty Krab has a strict no pet policy. I'm afraid your worm will have to wait outside.
* Customer: Oh, I could never do that. He gets far too lonely and upset when he's left alone. [to his pet worm] Sorry, buddy, I guess I can't buy you that Krabby Patty you wanted. Let's just go home.
* Mr. Krabs: Eh? [walks towards the customer blocking the double doors] Hey, hey, hey. Let's not be hasty. Why didn't ya say you were buying your pet a Krabby Patty? Listen. Tell you what, for your troubles I'll give you two Krabby Patties at regular price. [laughs] SpongeBob, give this responsible pet owner two Krabby Patties. [we hear Gary meow inside SpongeBob's head]
* SpongeBob: Responsible pet owner. I leave Gary alone all by himself all day. I'd better call him just to be sure if he's okay. [walks towards the phone and answers it and calls Gary but no answer] Too distraught to even answer the phone.
* Phone: [in SpongeBob's voice] Hello. You've reached SpongeBob and… C'mon Gary. [in Gary's Voice] Meow. [SpongeBob's voice] Gary. [laughs] The two of us are having too much fun together to answer the phone right now. So, leave the message and we'll call you right back. Not as long as we take a break and have fun… together! ['SpongeBob & Gary laugh]
* SpongeBob: My outgoing message is a lie. [cut to SpongeBob's home where Gary is still watching the TV on the phone] Gary, are you there? Gary, it's SpongeBob. Just checking in. If you're there please pick up…
* Gary: [meowing and laughing and drinking a soda in a cowboy hat]
* SpongeBob: Just hang in there, Gary, Daddy'll be home soon. [hangs up the phone and sighs. cut to that night where SpongeBob changes the "open" sigh to "closed" sigh and walks out the door where he closes the double doors. Just then we see Mr. Krabs working on the tar machine]
* Mr. Krabs: Well, well, well, SpongeBob SquarePants. I was just about to re-tar the parking lot. Why don't you come help me, boy?
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'd really love to help, but I've got a lonely pet snail alone at home.
* Mr. Krabs: Oh, say no more. You go on home to your pet turtle or whatever.
* SpongeBob: Really, Mr. Krabs? You'd let me do that?
* Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure just come in five hours early tomorrow to finish up the parking lot.
* SpongeBob: You're the best, Mr. Krabs! [cut to SpongeBob running home] Poor Gary must have been left alone. How am I going to keep him happy when they're not alone while I'm at the Krusty Krab?
* Timmy: Wow, Dad, is it really mine to keep?
* Fred: Sure, son. Now you have a furry friend to keep you from feeling lonely. [SpongeBob stops and sees Timmy with a blue mini eel] And now Daddy can go on his business trips guilt-free.
* SpongeBob: Maybe if I get Gary a pal he could play with, he wouldn't be so lonely while I'm at work.
* Timmy: Hey, thanks, Dad.
* SpongeBob: [runs over there] They're so precious! [we see a bunch of mini colorful and cute eels surrounding the mysterious store owner lady] SOLD! I'll take that one right there!
* Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous… huh?
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah, this is the one. [picks a mini green eel which is in a small cage]
* Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!
* SpongeBob: [ignoring the store owner] Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!
* Store Owner: You must to understand. These pets can be very unstable, especially around other pets! [shows a picture of a cat next to another green mini eel which he growls at it] [Cut to SpongeBob screaming]
* SpongeBob: I’m calling 911!
* Store Owner: No!!! please don’t.
* SpongeBob: Too Bad! (Store Owner screams as the episode ends].
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