Shenanigans: Episode 061

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==Recap==
It is a regular day in Shenanigans. Droopy is caught stealing a chicken wing from a NPC Fighter, but The Wrok talks down the angry fighter. The Wrok then exercises with Durgan Irongrasp. When Durgan goes to sit down afterwards his chair moves away from him. Durgan tackles the chair so it can't get away, and the chair screams in panic.
Then the chair under Sparky comes to life. Krombopulos stabs his own chair and it freaks out. The Wrok tries to find Desmond the owner, but can't. Durgan takes his chair and starts to shave wood off the legs. The chair screams out in pain. The table comes to life and tackles Durgan. Sparky then realizes then everyone not in the party is frozen in place like furniture. Sparky thinks the furniture is the people, somehow.
The Wrok tries to stop Durgan, but is unable to stop Durgan smashing his chair over the table, destroying the chair. Maximilian assumes it is an illusion. Krombopulos goes over to one of the other people in Shenanigans and pokes him with a dagger, and the man doesn't react at all, and blood starts to flow from the wound. Sparky finds Desmond acting like a Barstool behind the counter. Droopy casts Detect Magic and detects magic everywhere.
Outside the party find people are all standing still and there is furniture walking around. Krombopulos pick pockets the frozen people. Durgan drags Desmond out of Shenanigans.
The Wrok & Krombopulos and heads to the Wizard Tower, Woghorts. All the wizard students outside are frozen as well. The Wrok talks with the front door to the Wizard Tower. The door claims it has always been able to talk and people usually don't talk. The door jumps off it's hinges and shuffles away in fear. Maximilian, Durgan, Droppy and Sparky flee to the edge of town. Durgan hides Desmond in a bush. Droopy can see the magic aura is expanding.
The party all meet up near the Wizard Tower. They then head back into town together to investigate the situation. The furniture in town flee from the sight of the party. The party make it to Coronado Vasquez's Clothing Shop, Coronado's Boutique. The manikins inside are alive. The sales clerk is currently planking between two things. The party interrogate the manikins, who claim to have always been alive.
Two reinforced doors then arrive on the scene, who are the town guard, the auth-door-ities. The doors demand the party come outside and surrender. The party find Coronado Vasquez asleep in his bedroom and is normal. They wake him up and he is quite normal, but the Bed is also talking. Coronado Vasquez insists that he needs 20 minutes to get dressed.
The Wrok goes outside on his own to talk to the Guard Doors. The Guard doors try and completely fail to take The Wrok into custody without arms. Droppy then casts Heat Metal on one of the guard doors, who "runs" away in pain. Krombopulos corners the other door. The party interrogate the door but he isn't being helpful, so Krombopulos stabs him. The door then flees.
Coronado Vasquez comes out of his bedroom but then after a minute stops moving and stands like a manikin.
The party give up being in town and head back to the Wizard Tower. They find a crystal ball sitting on the lap of the headmaster in his office. The crystal ball however isn't alive, whoever tries touching the crystal ball gets a headache. Droopy tries to use the Orb, but resists it turning him into furniture. 
Krombopulos finds a book on a pedestal that explains the orb is a Orb of Enchantment. When Krombopulos tries to touch the book to turn the page to read more about the orb, he ends up trapped inside a box of magical soundproof glass. Durgan tries to pick up a magic scroll on a different pedestal and gets trapped in the glass barrier as well. Attempts to break the glass just break the weapons.
Maximilian and Krombopulos can hear everything the parry say, but the party can't hear anything the 2 trapped people say. Krombopulos holds up a note to the glass for the others to read, but the glass makes it magically illegible. Maximilian and Krombopulos are forced to play charades to communicate the solution to the party outside the barrier.
: Dear Petty Thief, Your terrible at your job. You got caught, you're going to jail. We want nothing to do with you. Go home to your mother. Your're a stinky butt.
Once all the words are communicated Sparky says them out loud and the glass barrier goes away. The party are now able to find out how to destroy the orb. It only can be destroyed by dragon fire.
The party make it to the abandoned church outside of town to find the dragon rumored to live under it. They find the pit that does underground. The pit goes down 150 feet. The party return to town to get more rope and return to the abandoned temple. The party then climb down the pit.
The party enter the chamber and meet with Cinder the dragon. The Wrok indirectly insults Cinder and gets backhanded across the room. The Wrok accepts this and just retreats up the passage. Durgan goes full sycophant and asks to serve the dragon in exchange for the dragon fire. Cinder asks for Human flesh. The party agree to Cinder's demand. The party except Sparky leave the abandoned temple, while Sparky stays behind to talk with Cinder. Sparky gives Cinder 30 gold, which is all he has.
At Shenanigans, the party grab the party that had messed with Droopy at the start of the episode and start dragging them back to the temple. Durgan drops his person down the pit while the rest of the party just lower the bodies with rope. Cinder isn't pleased with Durgan for killing the person before hand. Durgan promises to serve Cinder as recompense, and gifts the magic scroll from the wizard tower to Cinder. Cinder says Durgan will be the new King when Cinder comes to power. Cinder then devours all the frozen people.
Cinder then breaths on the orb, as promised, destroying it. Cinder then demands the party go and gather gold for him. Durgan agrees, and hands over the wizard paper he took from the Wizard Tower. Durgan asks for a symbol of servitude, and Cinder suggests getting a tattoo of the Dragon on his back or his butt.
The party return to Bergshire and find the people have recovered and the furniture is back to normal. Durgan goes to the tattoo parlor and gets a red dragon tattoo on his back. Everyone else heads back to the Wizard Tower.
The headmaster isn't happy that his things were taken, but has a begrudging gratitude the party solved the problem. The headmaster says there is no reward since the party also took the magic scroll. The party are paid 120 gold 60 silver to get lost.
== Experience ==
600 exp each
Category:Shenanigans Episodes