Barry's Booterangs

"IF YOUR HEAD GETS RIPPED CLEAN OFF ITS SOCKET FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE, LET ME MAKE THAT UNKNOWN SOURCE KNOWN! IT WAS MY BOOTERANG OF FANCINESS! THANKS FOR BETA TESTING, BE SURE TO SEND A LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW...IN HELL!"
==Wielders==
*Barry The Badbleep
==Description===
Barry made the best fancy boots for tossing at other people while returning to him who tossed it. Because it weighs 95 pounds, and given Barry's strength, it is an incredibly deadly weapon. When Barry tosses it into the air, it breaks the sound barrier, the sound barrier's barrier, and the world record for the fasted a boot has ever traveled.
It is made totally out of gold, diamonds, and a material form of shininess.
==History==
One day, Barry asked himself "Why aren't there any fancy flying boots yet?" (but it was a very loud shout in his sound-proof study). He decided that question shall be asked no more, and he made the first ever fancy flying boots. They sold pretty well on the market until those who used it spun around at incredible speeds while suspended by their boots in the air, ripping their feet clean off. They were taken off the market only three days after they were put on. Barry was so mad, he threw one across him room, hoping it would go out the window and into a hippy's head or something, but more than just that. It flew out a window, hit ten hippies and their heads clean off the face of Mobius, and flew right back into his hand. Barry knew then and there he found his trademark weapon: The Booterangs!
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