Trogdor the Burninator

So kids, thee wanteth to heareth the tale of the legendary Trogdor the Burninator? Very well, cometh taketh a seat! 
Trogdor the Burninator was a terrifying and ferocious dragon with an arm who came at absolute random to burninate towns and stomp on the people for no reason, if you notice that his feet are stickman legs and are questioning how he hasn't crushed his thin legs by now. It's because of UnAnything Logic and the fact that he's pretty light. Yeah! Science bitch!!! 
Trogdor was a creature from the depths of the Teletubby Land Acid Lake in the 1200s who was drawn by some evil folk to set the world on fire one village at a time to make sure that everyone in his path took the Stairway to Hell slowly but surely. Trogdor is a very tough and strong creature, but his only fear is silver bullets. (Author's Notes: Silver bullets didn't exist at the time, so in other words he was afraid of nothing but Death)
Anyways, Trogdor made ye ole headlines when he attacked an almost defenseless village that only had 5 knights. Sadly, only 5 remained but Trogdor was "killed" by thy knights. He was just paralyzed as they weren't the Dovahkiin. In that encounter, they learned that his arm wasn't for style. It was a weapon. If Trogdor beat his arm against his scales, the thing sends out a 6.9 magnitude earthquake level shockwave in a 3km radius. Why? Because somebody said so. 
After that encounter, Trogdor spent a month getting swole like the Mr. Clean Guy before attacking a fairly large village because one does not simply go attack a place without training. Did those village residents think they'd survive in there? Yes. Did they? No. Except the small number of people that fled, almost every single villager there DIED a firey and painful death. That village was also the same location the Great Mighty Poo was created 750 years later. 
== Capture ==
Sadly, everything exciting will cometh to a sad endeth, or did it? 
In 1269, Trogdor was captured by some guys who take pride in capturing dragons and Trogdor was on their WANTED list. What they didn’t know is that S shaped dragons with a beefy arm aren’t easy to keep captive and especially ones with floating eyes. That’s because 5 minutes later it escaped and burninated everyone. Every single village in the vicinity of that dragon prison was put under lockdown and residents were told to run or else they’d be burninated. 
== Fighting another Dragon ==
Trogdor the Burninator was far from done with just towns and people, and in the early 1300s decided to fight a dragon causing an epic showdown that had an audience of around 420,069 people. Sadly, nobody knew who won because one of the scorekeepers was burninated causing nobody to win, Trogdor said he won but that’s a story for another time.
Despite being an absolute legend, Trogdor only fought 3 dragons because he was busy burninating villages. Trogdor was a man, a dragon man and had to do the following: 
* BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!
* BURNINATING THE PEASENTS!!
* BURNINATING ALL 'DA PEOPLES!!!
* AND THEIR FATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!
Yeah, Trogdor was a menace to society. More of a menace than if you gave a 3 year old a gun and told him he was in Fortnite. The kid would go on a 42 person killstreak but restricted to the ground, Trogdor would burninate 100 people in the blink of an eye which forsakes the countryside
== Death ==
After Trogdor burninated the biggest place he ever saw, he met a challenger that wanted to put his burninating spree to an end. Trogdor decided yes because nobody had ever killed him. 
thumb|Trogdor thy Burninator had his own theme song made for him.
Well, as Trogdor would find out he was the warrior of the Uncyclopedia who called in his troops and slayed the firey burninator once and for all. Sadly, the in-depth records of the fight were lost to time so we cannot go into detail about how it played out. What we do know is that Trodgor met his untimely demise as he was dunked into the same thing that created him and thy day was saved. 
== Trivia ==
* Uncyclopedia made him first! He first appeared in an article written by an Uncyclopedia contributor by the name of "User:Strong_Bad".
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