Netflix

Netflix is a video streaming site founded by the Teletubbies to kill Blockbuster and brainwash UnAmerica into lewdness and other bizarre behavior. It has both original content and Hollyweird movies that movie theaters don't want to play anymore. 100% of the original content has people being weird, in ways that are inappropriate, and most of the movies are the same way. This is to get UnAmericans (and probably people in other countries, too, come to think of it) to think this behavior is normal and to get them to be like that too.
The result of all this perversion on Netflix is that shortly after its rise to prominence, the term "Netflix" itself became a euphemism for lewd activities (or maybe the lewdness was "chill." Who knows?)
People finally woke up to Netflix in 2020 when they added a French movie called Mignonnes (en: Cuties). Netflix had movies that lewded people before, but this time the controversy really exploded because it lewded kids. Ted Cruz even asked the U.S. Department of Justice to investigate the creation of the movie, which doesn't entirely make sense because the U.S. doesn't have jurisdiction over France. Ted Cruz was obviously just trying to get revenge at France for having colonized his country, Canada, in the past, although the U.S. really does need to take over France, so you can't really blame him.
They also take advantage of TikTok, which is as shitty as they are, and cast some of the most followed users for their productions as if they're actors. The shows receive low ratings, and the movies become box office bombs. 
They also engage in blackwashing, where they make series/films about white-turned-black historical figures. Doesn't matter what you were taught in school, they are what Netflix says they are. 
== Filmography ==
=== Television series ===
As Daft Punk once said "Television rules the nation" Netflix has done everything they can do to make sure that they become television, and thus rule the nation. But their TV catalogue, despite what the media says, is nothing but shambles. Their in-house productions are just adaptations of posts/memes from social media, and have at least two ounces of gayness. They're also professional art thieves, as some of their series like Black Mirror are stolen continuations labelled as originals. They also appeal to fellow kids with shows like Outer Banks, to get their fuck on. 
=== Movies ===
For the lewdness that doesn't make it to TV, it is all drowned into film. The films are mostly romcoms, mainly due to most of their viewers being teenage virgins. They also use music from TikTok which sucks ass, thus creating a shitshow. 
They also force some filmmakers behind some of the most popular TV series to release their spinoff movies on their platform. One time they demanded that Vince Gilligan release El Camino, a movie succeeding Breaking Bad, on Netflix, or they would murder his family in front of him.
They also waste big money on A-List actors and VFX, thus leaving them little to continue beloved shows. One example Red Notice which stars The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. It has been alleged that Netflix paid the Rock extra for him not to do his iconic eyebrow, so people would not meme the movie. 
Due to the cheesiness of their films, they have been denied by numerous theatres. 
== That time they bought Dungeon Boss ==
One time, they bought Dungeon Boss, an awesome video shame, and then LITTERALLY FREAKING DELETED IT AND MADE A NEW GAME CALLED DUNGEON BOSS RESPAWNED. It was a very controversial decision that everybody hated since they also didn’t get refunds from any in-shame purchases, like the gems they bought.
Category:Companies
Category:Evil
Category:Lewd
Category:Sexually offensive
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Unsafe for adults
Category:Extremely unsafe for kids and adults ever
Category:Websites
Category:Dangerous Websites
Category:Weapons of the Teletubbies