Two Unlikely Friends

Two Unlikely Friends is the second episode Season 1 of the spin-off Rags to Riches.
==Plot==
Eugene meets his first ever friend, Plankton at the Fun Times Day Care Center. Their story is just beginning here.
==Transcript==
[Eugene and Sheldon are in a play pen. Eugene gets a wooden block toy and crushes Sheldon.]
Sheldon: WAHHH!!! WAHHH!!!!!
Nanny: Are you alright, baby?
Narrator: Of course he's not you psycopath! Isn't it OBVIOUS?
Nanny: Is it weird that there's a random narrator over here?
Narrator: Hmm...touché.
5 Years Later...
[Sheldon is walking around until...]
Sheldon: OOOUUUCCHHHH!!!! MY LEG!
Eugene: Oops. Hey, you look familiar!
Sheldon: Duh, I'm here everyday!
[While they're talking, a stroller passes by and runs over Sheldon.]
Sheldon: OOOWWWW!!!!! MY ARM!
Eugene: Watch where you're going, dimwit.
Nanny: Why don't YOU watch your MOUTH?
Sheldon: Ooohhh, burn!!!!!
[Eugene evilly stares at Sheldon.]
Sheldon: Okay, geez...
Eugene: Anyway, are you okay?
Sheldon: What does it look like, "genius"? Or shall I say, my new MOM?
Nanny: OOOHHH! BURN!
[Eugene and Sheldon both stare at the Nanny surprised.]
Nanny: What? We don't get much action here everyday.
Eugene: Well, nevermind then.
30 Minutes Later...
Sheldon: Well, good news!
Eugene: What?
Sheldon: I've got a lollipop.
Eugene: And?
Sheldon: That's it. As what the Nanny said, nothing much exciting happens here.
Eugene: Wanna make it more exciting?
Sheldon: How?
Eugene: Why don't we become...amigos?
Sheldon: What?
Eugene: It's Spanish, dammit!
Sheldon: How do YOU think I would know that?
Nanny: Google Translate.
Eugene and Sheldon: (together) What? Aren't we too young to know that?
Nanny: You guys have ShrimpBook accounts.
Eugene: And YOU let us have them?
Nanny: Hmm...touché.
[While going around the daycare, they start to get hungry.]
Eugene: Oohhh! A food corner! Coral bits!
Food Corner Manager: Yep, want a free taste?
Sheldon: Sure, eh. Why not?
[They're given Coral Bits and find it delicious.]
Eugene: Say, what do you put in these things?
Food Corner Manager: Umm...you don't wanna know.
[Sheldon sees a bag say "Clam Poop".]
Sheldon: Hey, get that guy!
[While chasing the manager, they bump into another food corner.]
Sheldon: Wow, what are the odds?
Eugene: Why don't we start our own business?
Sheldon: Let's do it. Friend.
[Both of them high-five and Eugene accidentally hits Sheldon's penis.]
Sheldon: OOHHHH!!!! MY BALLS!!!
Eugene: ....
Nanny: We need to bring you to the hospital.
[End]
==Trivia==
*This is the first episode where in the Narrator appears.
*This is the first episode with a titlecard made by WumboMan900.
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