Recess enemies (Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens) Kidnap Chef Oinky and Melt Him Down Into Pork and Get Grounded

(Inspired by the Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids episode Burgerskip)
== Cast ==
Lawson, Mundy and Chopper-Eric
Gelman-Joey
Skeens, Mandy's dad and Chopper-Brian
Mandy Pig-Emma
Sheep Cook and Forge-Young Guy
Expert 1-Steven
Chef Oinky and Chopper-Paul
Expert 2-Duncan
Phineas T. Ratchet and Chopper-Dave
Chef Oinky's screaming voice-Kidaroo
Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad) and Madame Gasket-Wiseguy
Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)-Simon
Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)-Alan
Lawson's dad's angry voice, Gelman's dad's angry voice, Mundy's dad's angry voice, Skeens' dad's angry voice and Madame Gasket's angry voice-Scary voice
== Plot ==
Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork.
== Transcript ==
Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were furious.
Lawson: Man! Chef Oinky is a very dangerous pig chef! He takes in great pride of cooking anyone for his customers.
Gelman: Yeah! I think he's a danger to Mario enemies!
Mundy: He commits genocide! He's genocidal!
Skeens: He's genocidal alright. He's murderous and he's nothing but a murder! What shall we do, Lawson?
Lawson: I know, guys! How about we team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to destroy Chef Oinky's business, then go to the offices of Chef Oinky's Cafe and then kidnap him and melt him down into pork?
Gelman: That's a good idea! We'll have a pork picnic in Ratchet's house! Let's go find Phineas T. Ratchet and ask him for help!
So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went off to find Phineas T. Ratchet. Later, in Chef Oinky's cafe, the pig girl Mandy Pig was pestering her father for an egg and bacon sandwich.
Mandy: Dad, can you get me an egg and bacon sandwich?
Mandy's dad: You want the egg and bacon sandwich?
Mandy: Yes.
Mandy's dad: Alright, I'll ask the cook.
Mandy's dad called to the sheep cook.
Mandy's dad: Sir, cook my daughter Mandy an egg and bacon sandwich please?
Sheep Cook: Okay.
So the sheep cook started to cook Mandy an egg and bacon sandwich, and then he succeeded. The sheep cook had succeeded. Then he gave the egg and bacon sandwich to Mandy.
Mandy: Thank you, sir.
Cook: You're welcome!
So Mandy and his dad walked to the seats and they sat at one of the tables.
Mandy's dad: Happy now?
Mandy took a big bite on the egg and bacon sandwich. Then she felt disgusted.
Mandy: Ugh!
Mandy started spitting something awful out and the other customers were staring.
Mandy: Pyeh! Pyeh! Pyeh! Pyeh!
Mandy's dad: What on earth are you doing, Mandy? People are staring.
Mandy pointed at her egg and bacon sandwich.
Mandy: There's a tree in my egg and bacon sandwich! Pyeh! Pyeh!
Mandy's dad snatched the soggy bun from her hand. He lifted up the bun top and noticed something on the fried egg. It was only an inch tall, but it was a tree alright. Mandy's dad was horrified.
Mandy's dad: Oh no! Mandy, you're right! There's a tree on your egg and bacon sandwich! This isn't good!
Mandy: Let's go find a different restaurant!
In the offices of Chef Oinky's Cafe, in the boardroom, Chef Oinky's team of meat experts were quaking in their shoes.
Expert 1: Eh, where did the tree come from?
Chef Oinky: I might as well ask you the same question, you bunch of snivelling imbeciles! You let me down! Find that culprit! Find me the joker who planted a tree in Mandy's egg and bacon sandwich!
The nervous hand crept up from behind the table.
Expert 2: Um, I'm afraid. Um, it's not just Mandy's any longer. Um, in the past honour. Um, mahogany trees have been spreading in meat products and sushi in your cafe. Don't hit me.
Chef Oinky: Hit you? I should feed you to the cattle!
Just then, Phineas T. Ratchet came in.
Chef Oinky: What is it now?
Then Chef Oinky noticed Ratchet, and Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens were behind Ratchet. Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens ganged up on Chef Oinky.
Chef Oinky: Phineas T. Ratchet? What are you doing here?
Ratchet: I've come to watch you suffer, Chef Oinky. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens sent me to have a word with you. You are genocidal!
Chef Oinky: Genocidal, am I? I'm a cook who cooks sushi and meat, and I love cooking squids, lobsters, clams, fish and puffer fish.
Ratchet: You are a threat to me and my friends and anyone in my school! You threaten to cook me and my friends for your customers, eh? You have gone too far! And now, you will pay the price for whomsoever commits attempted murder to cook for customer shall be taken to the Chop Shop until he too is destroyed!
Chef Oinky: Do I look destroyed to you?
Ratchet: Not yet! But your business is!
Ratchet pointed to the window.
Ratchet: Look! Outside!
Then Chef Oinky and his experts faced the window, and Chef Oinky noticed something noticed. It was a sight that would have wiped the smile of even Chef Oinky's face. Chef Oinky screamed in anguish.
Chef Oinky: (Elf's voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chef Oinky's was on fire!
Chef Oinky: Oh no! My cafe! It's on fire!
Lawson: That's right! We planted the trees in all the food in your cafe with a help of Ratchet!
Gelman: And we set fire to your cafe! Your business is finished!
Mundy: No more threatening to cook anyone ever!
Skeens: You're out of business!
Chef Oinky: My business is ruined! RUINED!
Chef Oinky was a desperate pig, and desperate people do desperate things. Chef Oinky started to strangle Ratchet.
Chef Oinky: You will pay for this! Nothing can destroy Chef Oinky!
Ratchet: Well me, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens can! We're going to take you to my house to melt you down into pork! Come with us!
Lawson: Yeah, you heard what Ratchet said! Come with us!
Gelman: You're going to meet your doom!
Ratchet, Lawson and his friends picked up Chef Oinky, and carried him out of the boardroom. Chef Oinky was kicking and screaming.
Chef Oinky: HEY, LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Ratchet, Lawson and his friends went down the stairs and went out of the offices. They carried him around the town.
Chef Oinky: RATCHET, LAWSON, GELMAN, MUNDY, SKEENS, LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Ratchet: No, we won't let you go! You have been a terrible genocidal nightmare to me and my friends! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!
Lawson: And you also deserve it! 
Then Ratchet, Lawson and his friends arrived in the Chop Shop.
Ratchet: Now let's place Chef Oinky on the conveyer belt! 
Lawson: Yeah, let's do it! Come on, guys!
Gelman: Yeah, let's do it!
Mundy: This is going to be great!
Skeens: After we finished that guy, there'll be pork for us!
Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens carried Chef Oinky up onto the conveyer belt, and they placed Chef Oinky on the conveyer belt.
Lawson: And stay there! 
Ratchet: Time to die, Chef Oinky!
Lawson: Yeah! Say goodbye, Chef Oinky! 
Then Chef Oinky was conveyed towards the Choppers.
Ratchet: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!
Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!
Chef Oinky: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO! 
Lawson: That's right, Choppers! Shred him to pieces!
Gelman: Go, Choppers! Go!
Ratchet: Ooh, this is gonna get greasy!
The Choppers began to shred Chef Oinky to pieces.
Chef Oinky: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mundy: That's it, Choppers! Finish him off!
Skeens: Yeah!
Then Chef Oinky was in pieces.
Mundy: Yay! Chef Oinky's in pieces now!
All the remains of Chef Oinky were conveyed towards the furnace.
Lawson: Ha ha ha! That's right! Into the furnace you go! 
The remains of Chef Oinky went inside the furnace, and then they were melted down... INTO PORK! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens looked at some pork products. Then Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens cheered.
Ratchet: Yay! Chef Oinky is dead for good!
Lawson: Yay! No more Chef Oinky! That's what he gets for being a genocidal threat to you and your friends!
Ratchet: Now everyone can celebrate and eat meat! Now Chef Oinky is gone for good.
Gelman: Yeah, he won't be troubling anyone - not even me, Lawson, Mundy or Skeens! 
Ratchet: Let's eat some pork!
So Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens ate some pork, and soon there were no more pork left. Then Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens shook hands.
Lawson: Thanks for your help, Ratchet!
Gelman: We couldn't have done it without you!
Mundy: This is the best picnic ever!
Skeens: I agree!
Ratchet: You're welcome, guys!
So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went out of the Chop Shop, and they went back home. 
(We see Lawson's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Lawson's dad: (Scary voice) Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, get over here right now!
(We see Gelman's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Gelman's dad: (Scary voice) Gelman, Gelman, Gelman, Gelman, Gelman, get over here right now!
(We see Mundy's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Mundy's dad: (Scary voice) Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, get over here right now!
(We see Skeens' dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Skeens' dad: (Scary voice) Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, get over here right now!
(We see Madame Gasket angry with a firey background surrounding her)
Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, get over here right now!
Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork?! You know you can't do that!
Lawson: But dad, Chef Oinky deserves it for being a threat to Ratchet and his friends! 
Lawson's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork! And what's worse, you planted trees in all the food products and burnt down the cafe! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's dad was furious with Gelman.
Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork?! You know you can't do that!
Gelman: But dad, Chef Oinky deserves it for being a threat to Ratchet and his friends!
 
Gelman's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork! And what's worse, you planted trees in all the food products and burnt down the cafe! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Gelman went to his room, crying.
Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's dad was furious with Mundy.
Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork?! You know you can't do that!
Mundy: But dad, Chef Oinky deserves it for being a threat to Ratchet and his friends!
Mundy's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork! And what's worse, you planted trees in all the food products and burnt down the cafe! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Mundy went to his room, crying.
Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' dad was furious with Skeens.
Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork?! You know you can't do that!
Skeens: But dad, Chef Oinky deserves it for being a threat to Ratchet and his friends!
Skeens' dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork! And what's worse, you planted trees in all the food products and burnt down the cafe! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Skeens went to his room, crying.
Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet.  
Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you have Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork?! You know you can't do that!
Ratchet: But mom, Chef Oinky deserves it for being a threat to me and my friends! 
Madame Gasket: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Chef Oinky and melt him down into pork! And what's worse, you planted trees in all the food products and burnt down the cafe! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!
Ratchet went to his room, crying.
Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
== Trivia ==
This idea is inspired by the Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids episode Burgerskip
Elf's screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' was used as an audio as Chef Oinky screams 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' when Chef Oinky and his experts face the window to see his cafe burning
Category:Lawson's grounded days
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Category:Phineas T. Ratchet's grounded days
Category:Episodes with Chef Oinky
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