First Meeting of the Card Cult

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy conducts the first meeting of the Foamy Card Cult.
==Transcript==
: Foamy
: Attention all. Thank you for coming to the first meeting of the foamy card cult.
: our first order of business is to discuss the success of the foamy card cult and clear up any issues that there may be.
: Pilz-e
: Everything goin' goods on my part with the cards but one day i got a paper cut so large that i had to go to the hospital and have my tonsils removed before my appendix exploded and splattered my innards on the wall like a dead baby from satan's crib.
: Foamy
: Thats's good, but it seems there's a lack of international correspondence... Why is that begley. Begley!!!
: Begley
: Right! Uhm, it seems that folks overseas don't have the proper stamps to do the whole self addressed stamped envelope thingy. And frankly they don't want to run around lookin' for bleedin' yank stamps when they have free nudity in their soda commercials.
: Foamy
: Damn this human nudity and it's distracting qualities.
: Pilz-e
: i hate the naked people with the flabbiness of the naked ladies with those bouncy things that are fatty substances of fleshy nothing that all ends up dead flesh as if it was a slaughter embryo on a bathroom floor with a cookie cutter smile and a fat tooth. Some say it's a side effect from the medication
: Begley
: i'll say.
: Foamy
: We should ban all pill popper from this cult.
: Begley
: But aren't most people on drugs these days....for no reason whatsoever.
: Foamy
: This is true...whatever......the last issue is our lack of outgoing mail. It seems requests for our cult cards are coming in faster than we can mail em out. Let us check in on the mail room shall we.
Germaine covered with letters sleeping on the couch.
Germaine lick your own envelopes, psycho.
: Foamy
: You are the weakest link.
Ending screen appears.
==External Links==
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