Thom Yorke

" nigge "
— Thom Yorke, in the song "Paranoid Android"
Thom Yorke is the main singer of the band "Radiophone", known for their hit "Strange ole' fella wit the big ole' knocker", he is responsible for the album "A Child" and he also did an album called "Alright Pc", he is known for his racism and evil actions, including that time he poured acid in a pool full of brazilian children from his balcony, or when he set a homeless guy on fire for asking him to sing "Strange ole' fella wit the big ole' knocker", or when he punched a homeless lady in the face
== Tragic Backstory ==
This was thom as a child he hated school and wanted to set fire to it it all began when his teacher said "little thommy boy youre going to die one day" and he said "why" and she said "youre a strange ole fella, a creep even, if i feel so inclined to say" he never forgot that and he developed a hatred for humanity which manifested in his iconic band Radiophone that he made with the help of Michael Jackson and his father Jhonallo, releasing their first album named "Pablo Escobar is my uncle I love him very much" where it included the song "Strange ole' fella wit the big ole' knocker" and it made everyone go gaga !
=== The tragedy begins ===
One day thom was playing with his toys and then he got hit in the eye by A Child who was throwing rocks at him and his eye became bad so thats why he made the album "A Child" this is the cover for it
After he made all of those cool little albums he began to change cause of the fame and this is what he became beware its scary
After he became that he started saying horrible things like "Everynya is in its right nya" it almost sounded like a WAH anyways
=== The tragedy continues ===
1 day our little thommyboy started walking around singing his iconic song "This one's nyoptimistic" and he saw his biggest rival of them all fantanny santanny who gave Radiophone's "Alright Pc" a 7 so thommy got a brick from his pocket and chucked it directly at fantanny's face who said "okk ermmm a 6 then" so thommy ran away crying and saying "kyaaaa everyone is so mean to me bakaaa !!!!!! >.<" like an anime girl and went to his best ole buddy Mikey Jackson's house who said "i touch kids now" so our little boyo had no one to lean on... his father also died because of some trans girl curse so he was truly alone so he made up his iconic mascot 
== MODIFIED BEAR ERA ==
He got his little mspaint that he used since he was an evil lil kid and drew the most evil fucked up creatures known to man the modified bears they terrify me 
When i was a little bouncing baby brazil boyo my mother would get her little modified bear and make him chew on my arm whenever i said a bad word he was evil
=== Thomnam ===
After did he did his most bold move of them all he went to vietnam to spread his lil modified sperm bears around it was very sad and he just played his lil albums around while torching innocent vietnamese people it was cuh razy taxi
He saw some things he wasnt proud of but in the end the modified lil bears told him to kill those people and they told him to make A Child and also Amnesia Dark Descent and also Hail To The Hitl the lil modified bears scream in his head and make him go "nyaaaa :(" this is what its like -->
When he got back from nam his husband was there and he said "my dear thommalicious michaels dead" and thom went back and blew up everything with his nuclear power (i forgot to explian that he ate a nuke as a child thats how he was able to make A Child) so he became aggressive and decided to become a professional raper (like kanye) this is him as a rapper look 
=== Rapier Phase ===
M&Ms got so mad at thom that he decided to make a disstrack called "british teeth" where he dissed thom for eating bread beans for breakfast and thommoney got so mad that he used his nuclear power to blow up the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in the mornings of August 6th 1945 and August 9th.
...So m&m did a disstrack again called "eye dont see u" where he dissed thoms eye so thom summoned A Child and made him kill m&m to end this debate once for all. But it was then discovered that m&m actually stood for...
=== MODIFIED & MODIFIED BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ===
YEP THE LIL BEARS STRIKE AGAIN LOOK
THAT WAS M&M ALL ALONG HIS OWN CREATION AINT THAT CRAZY turns out he was actually JAY-Z too thats so wild !
thommer felt so betrayed but then he found out m&m was trying to protect him from someone else way more powerful than all of them combined, an evil force that will stop at nothing to conquer all of the human and bear race.... oh god...
ITS FUCKING BEAREEZER WE ARE ALL DOOOMMMEDDDD
== MODIFIED BEAR ERA PT2 THE BEAR COME HARD ==
Beareezer menacingly appears in front of thommas and then says "whats with these homies dissing my bears why do they gotta modify" and thonmo goes "yea why do you have to modinya" and beareezer goes "because its cool and also we microwave babies and eat them" and thonny goes "alright nya enough" and starts walking away when beareezer stops him and says "i look just like modifiedbearolly,,, you did this FAGGOR" and our little catboy thonnya goes "well ermmm nya... awkward !! i didnt modify the bears thats another nya that did that" and beareezer goes LIAR !!!!!!!!!!!! and thobby goes "no its true" then thommys evil clone walked into the room
thomy2 said "yep... it was me all along... now time to end this beareezery and thonyanery once and foh all..." and thomy2 tries to shoot our original thoffy but he uses his nuke powers to deflect it and it flies around and hits some brazilian guy in the shoulder, anyways thonmalino goes "you dont nyaeed to do this bro" and thomy2 said "no but im evil" and shoots at the sky (he is evil), beareezer grabs their shotgun to intimidate thomy2 and our beautiful bastard thonana goes "ohhh jipes jeepers i dont have any firearms im a little nya" and rubs the back of his head doing a silly XD
They all stand there looking at each other while thongos iconic song "How to Nya Completely" plays and right when he says "They thought i was nya" everyone shoots and smoke flies everywhere... then the winner is revealed... our cute little thom is in one piece while the other 2 stay in the ground in pain, beareezer says "i just wanted to modify and avenge my bearalina that you killed when you ripped all of the pages for chapter 5 up to 14 in your modified bear diary... (this is real)" and thonpy says "i do have her nya" and he pulls out the page of modified bearalina in his pocket "but if they find out about bearalinya there will be rule 34 of her i dont want that" and beareezer says "thank you... i will have.. my last nut... in peace..." and dies
Thomthom is so sad that he cant BEAR it anymore and decides to make a new album called A Bear Shaped Nya that is about his beautiful modified bear beareezer also thonapoos evil clone escaped and is now known as mc boing (famous trillionaire that steals taiwanese children from their homes and forces them to jump in his trampoline for entertainment)
== Relationships ==
=== Freddy Fazbear ===
Thom's relationship with his beautiful husband of 30 years Freddy Fazbear has been one of the main inspirations for many of his songs, mainly the songs "Exit music (for a Fnaf)" and "Metalcock", which are considered some of the greatest expressions of love in modern history. They met when Radiophone went to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to play for a child's birthday in order to give them depression early, and it was love at first sight (They began to violently make out, ruining the show for everyone).
=== Sans Undertale ===
Sans is one of the greatest members of Radiophone and is known to be the most beautiful member of the band (Im writing this with one hand), he is known for his skill in perfectly replicating a computer with his voice (Yep they never used any computers for any of the albums it was all him, this is why he is the most forgotten and underappreciated member)
=== Michael Jackson ===
His relationship with Michael Jackson was one of the greatest bromances of all time, they were so bromosexual that they had brex (bro sex) every night until Thom turned 18 (ok i went too far i think), when Thom found out about his death he nucleared everywhere and it was so sad that I cried im crying right now
=== Stanley Donwood ===
He did this ->
i want him
=== Death Grip ===
the fuck
i wasnt being fr thats crazy
=== My balls itch ===
help
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