Evil McBadguy

"ow my dick"-jeromeEvil Felony Tyrannical Doucheus Hitlerus Jerome McBadguy II or just simplpy Evil McBadguy was an SS officer who was abbused as a child
==erly lief==
McBadguy was born in Hell on April 1st, thirty 902. His parents abused him and he was sent to boot camp, where he was also absued. after boot camp h want home to his parents who abused him. he move dto the weltreich and hated jews. when he was 21.
==carer==
mcbadman became third-incommand of the SsS, behing hard von ogerland and ragnar von thoorhem. he was trained to be killer, and was badass assasin who killed everyone who not like the ss. Trobheim was afraid of him cus, "this wagga eatin beans"
== midle lief ==
=== weld war decade great ===
mcbadlad was friend of thorhiemmb and so he helped hit start it because thortgelm started it apparently. he did many totally based things like when he burned down a nuuk orphanage becuadse h e is evil and bad man. he also did waring with nuuks,makijng everyonhe have the nuuk emppire being hated. and then he
==== battle of weltrfuhrer bunker ====
becuase he was an SS officer he sided with the SS at the battle of the welt fuhrer bunkre. he killed his wife at the battle after divorcing her. he lost the battle to his adversaries, and no one knows what the fuck happeend toe his after that.
=== redemption arc ===
when the battle was over he cired because he neever knew love and so he went and killed thorhcemmio and saved averyon and became epic. he was then loved by everyone and he became weltfuhrer where he stopped killing jews
== smell ==
mcnotniceguy smaells good. he smells like beans and marajuana and allso wallpaper paint. also because of an accdent in his youth he always smells like freshly mowed lawn
== death ==
it was sad day when evil mcbaddiewaddie. i remember it well. it was after he became fuhrerword and he was going home but then when he got in huis car a fucking tree branch feell oon him and smooched him. he was like jam. but not the tipe you would put on a sandwitch. when the news was announced, the entire great war of the decade was held in place and a funeral was held in his honouruuur. and because everyone was too sad to keep fighting worlfgangg and motsfeldy sined a piece treety and eveyone lived happily ever after, ecept mcawfuldude who was fucking dead.
== resurection ==
no
== legasy ==
=== nuke empre ===
the nuek emppir ware very scared of mcbadguy because bean man and he was ss and ss was scary, he condemed.
=== weltrike ===
becase gurtzburg is a little bitch, he made wealtreak condeem the evil micbadguy.
=== acc ===
eok said about mr mcbadperson "MMMMM, ILLD TAKE A BITE OUT OF THAT!" and jecked off because mcbadman was an dilf
== the end ==
the end
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