Noobs Know How To Party

Noobs Know How To Party (NKHTP) is a modern version of Noob decks, like Noob Midrange (Legacy) and Monoyellow Noob Aggro, that takes advantage of the constantly-resetting coloured studs of Storexit's Baseplate, allowing it to easily use Pancake Break in order to reuse effects for almost no cost.
Fighting this deck is like fighting against the sea. You weather a few waves, but they just. keep. coming.
Seriously. If there's anything this deck has, it's tenacity. It can function relatively well, even at 0-1 cards in hand!
NKHTP started out as a non-competitive deck based around Blox Cards' celebration of Roblox in general, inspired by the song "Sand Planet". At its core was the theme that "Nothing lasts forever, but that just makes your enjoyment more valuable!" Its earliest versions focused on making the game as fun as possible, running Castle Shambeth to allow for constant comebacks from both players.
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== Stats ==
Name: Noobs Know How to Party	The name of the deck.
Creator: civilCornball 	The name of the person who built the deck.
Deck Colors: Yellow 	The most common color(s) in the deck.
Deck Type: Archetyped Aggro 	The category of the deck's playstyle. See Deck Terminology for help on this.
Consistency: 4/5 	How much you'll not hate the opening hand, or how static the cards' effects are. A rating of 5/5 represents a deck that always gets to do what it wants in the first couple turns and whose effects do the same thing every time.
While M3soSAd can force you to cast Slumbering Satyr or another of your many Epics/Legendaries, you will usually have the icons to cast them. After all, there are very few cards in this deck that don't cost 3Y. Oh, and sometimes you won't draw him.
Complexity: 3/5 	How difficult the deck is to play. A rating of 5/5 represents the most difficult deck to master.
This deck's a standard Noob deck. Packs a ton of AoE buffs, the usual. However, there's more extra techniques in this deck than I can reliably list, which is where this deck's complexity comes from.
Accessibility: 2/5 	How easy it is to get the cards to build the deck. A rating of 5/5 represents a deck anyone could easily and cheaply purchase or create.
Surprisingly, this isn't that difficult to build. You do need an Epic from Temporal Halo, but aside from that, most cards needed here can be found in the Ultimate Power pack.
Of course, it still needs a Rare found only in the Exotic pack. Bloxy Tea Party. (It's harder to get a full set of a Rare card than a Legendary.)
Versatility: 4/5 	How difficult the deck is to counter, or how often it can interact with other decks. A rating of 5/5 represents the most difficult deck to play against.
Outside of Aggro's general weakness to Midrange, you'd be hard-pressed to take this down. They just keep coming!
Popularity: ?/5 	How often people play or have played this deck. A rating of 5/5 represents a deck that everyone plays or has played.
Haven't seen anyone use Pancake Break like I do.
== Decklist ==
  Last updated September 15, 2021.(has not been updated since the Dextromer cost nerf)
FIGHTERS 	Importance	Why play them?
Grimclaw the Unholy x1 	3/5 	Another way for you to make use of your Colourless stockpile. Especially useful when defending Elioofsheep.
BrackioTops x4 	5/5 	Get Noobs onto the board fast. Really helps with swarming.
Coeptus x4 	5/5 	It's the Noob AoE buffer. Why wouldn't you run this?
Elioofsheep x4 	5/5 	Free Noob tokens. Discard 'em to put 'em in the baseplate, or save 'em for a rush (especially if you have Dextromer out.) If you're going first, try to cast him on your very first turn.
This card. To compare it to TF2, Noob Golem is the Sentry (dangerous defensive fighter people go to first) BrackioTops is the Dispenser (incredibly useful support tool), but Elioofsheep? He's the Teleporter. He may not be obviously powerful, but he wins games.
Hallow's Boon x4 	4/5 	A +100/100 for a really cheap price. Keep in mind that if it gets hit by Bobaman1, that's an extra 100 damage going to your board. Players REALLY love to focus this card, even though they're better off waiting for you to summon something after it, so it's decent bait to protect your more precious cards.
M3soSAd x4 	5/5 	This deck's Starter. Watch out for returning the cards he drew to your hand, they'll still discard themselves at the end of the turn.
Dextromer x3 	3/5 	A decent body (400/400), with a cost that won't lock out M3soSAd via the mulligan system (3W), coupled with an effect that summons Noobs.
Too bad that effect's pretty inconsistent. Use Elioofsheep to get cards that trigger it, or just use one of StaceyD07's crystals.
Hallow's Eradicator x3 	4/5 	Helps ya when you're stuck topdecking. Use when you have no cards left in hand, or you have more than 1/2 of your hand taken up by Noob tokens or StaceyD07's tokens. Makes combo and control decks cry.
no, seriously. if I had a dime for every time this card destroyed an integral part of my opponent's plan... I'd have a lot of dimes. -CC
StaceyD07 x3 	4/5 	Can summon a noob, give you an extra card if your hand's empty, and destroy fighters with over 800 Power. All effects this deck can use. Oh, and the crystals go into your hand too, so you can make Hallow's Eradicator discard them.
Prestwick x1 	3/5 	Can answer a single midrange fighter. 800 damage on something like GodzGalaxy is a lifesaver for your Noob tokens. Can be replaced with other cards (Ejob and Revelling Satyr come to mind), but this is the best option for the slot.
rastamypasta x1 	3/5 	With Dextromer ensuring that your field's almost constantly full, you often end up running out of buffs. Rasta here is a repeatable buff.
ACTIONS 	ACTIONS 	ACTIONS
Bloxy Tea Party x2 	5/5 	A huge AoE buff. Noobs really appreciate cards like these. If you use it on unlocked cards, you'll be able to attack with those unlocked cards before your opponent. Can also be used to stall. 
Fun fact: The main reason I added this in was because of its bio: "Lets just sit down and have a blast, friend or foe regardless!" It really fit this deck's theme. -CC
Divine Favor x2 	5/5 	This deck's answer to Midrange. Very good.
Luck o' the Lobsters x1	4/5 	Takes advantage of this deck's lack of Colourless icon costs, allowing you to completely remove any loss of card advantage on your side via returning your fighters with Pancake Break. Don't discount its use.
Pancake Break x2 	5/5 	This card is so. Darn. USEFUL!
Return your fighters with OnCast effects like BrackioTops or Coeptus in order to trigger them a second time!Return your entire board to your hand so you don't lose any cards to a Boardwipe!Use it as a health buff!Combo it with Bloxy Tea Party for near-free advantage!Return Hallow's Eradicator or Hallow's Boon to prevent their effects from activating a second time!Need Colourless icons fast? No problem! Just pay 3Y, and you'll get 2 Colourless immediately!Save your rastamypasta from certain death, and keep the genning Tokens!Bait your opponent into lowering your Life far enough that you can cast Luck o' the Lobsters!
The sky's the limit with this card. (But I'm only running 2, because I don't want to see it in my opening hand.)
Hallow's Treats x1 	3/5 	This deck's answer to those Crowd's Favor decks running around. (Look, I didn't want to run Bobaman1, okay?)
=== Deck Code ===
Prestwick|Elioofsheep|Elioofsheep|Elioofsheep|Elioofsheep|BrackioTops|BrackioTops|BrackioTops|BrackioTops|StaceyD07|StaceyD07|StaceyD07|Dextromer|Dextromer|Dextromer|Coeptus|Coeptus|Coeptus|Coeptus|Bloxy Tea Party|Bloxy Tea Party|Hallow's Boon|Hallow's Boon|Hallow's Boon|Hallow's Boon|rastamypasta|MesoSad|MesoSad|MesoSad|MesoSad|Hallows Treats|Divine Favor|Divine Favor|Grimclaw the Unholy|Pancake Break|Pancake Break|Hallow's Eradicator|Hallow's Eradicator|Hallow's Eradicator|Luck o The Lobsters
== Sideboarding ==
 
FIGHTERS 	Why play them? 	
Koopa (C) 	A Colourless sink with decent stats that has Haste and draws you two cards. Very good. If there was space, I'd run it. 	
Noob Gunner (C) 	4/5 	An archetyped Noob fighter that summons more Noobs. If you're running less AoE buffs (ex: DIY Headphones, Hallow's Boon,) try replacing it with Noob Golem.
Ejob (E) 	Fills the board. Due to requiring 4 fighters on the opponent's side, only used when you're losing & topdecking every turn. Still, surprisingly decent if you run more AoE buffs than just Coeptus.	
MinePix110 (E) 	You know him well, he's the best draw card Yellow's got. 	
Revelling Satyr (E) 	Incredibly powerful if you can get it off.
Only reason we aren't running this is that every halfway decent player has an answer to this fighter. 	
Typheus the Whelp (L) 	May or may not allow you to level up the Satyr twice in a turn. Also can be used to attack face. High Colourless cost makes it difficult to cast easily alongside the buffing cards. 	
ACTIONS 	ACTIONS 	
Birthday Surprise (L) 	An AoE buff. +400 Health to a single fighter, +200 to everyone else. 	
Castle Shambeth (U) 	A really fun Terrain to play under. Since it draws an extra card for both players, it's much more difficult for a player to run out of options. 	
Mood Swing (R) 	A card that benefits from the pace at which this deck can output fighters. However, it's limited by the 11 fighter requirement, as you can only have 8 fighters on your side of the board.
...honestly? i'd try going for it anyways.	
Thanksgiving Feast (E)	If you want to splash in a few Red cards so you can take advantage of this insane +250/+250 AoE buff, be our guest. 	
== How to Play ==
I think I may have accidentally explained how to play this deck in the “Why Play This?” section of the Decklist, but here’s a basic rundown.
Turn 1 (aka "earlygame"):
* Play M3soSAd to get cards into the Baseplate.
* (If going first) Discard into Elioofsheep. You'll get 2 turns with him out, so that's 2 Noob tokens. Remember, Noob tokens are basically free - use them to bait out a Bobaman1 by meeting its condition. After you've done that, swarm with Dextromer if you have him, and just swarm normally if you don't.
Midgame:
* Normally, you want to end the game here. Remember, this is an aggro deck.
* If it doesn't look like you'll be able to outpace your opponent, start stockpiling cards in your Baseplate. Look out for Hallow's Eradicator and/or StaceyD07 while doing this - they'll provide vital card draw.
* Outside of that, you're free to play as you want to. Bloxy Tea Party seem like a good idea? Eh sure, why not. Feel like meeting the Life condition for Luck o' the Lobsters? You know what to do - cast Pancake Break and wait. Enemy met the conditions for Grimclaw the Unholy? Heck yeah!
Lategame:
* If you somehow got here, don't panic. Just play your Hallow's Eradicators and StaceyD07s and let them take care of your card advantage worries.
* Remember those cards in your Baseplate? You're going to need them - it's Coeptus + BrackioTops topdecks from here on out babey!
* Try to not lose.
== How to Beat ==
As with most Aggro decks, this is easily beaten by Midrange decks. In this case, it's especially weak to Midrange decks that enjoy consistently playing large fighters. It also has a hard time against AoE effects, like Depths of the Nether and Picopicoman.
Look. As long as you run Bobaman1, you've got a decent chance.
(If M3soSAd force-discards a Red card when you're playing against this deck, assume that it was Luck o' the Lobsters.)
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