Really Bad Ways to Get a Date

Really Bad Ways to Get a Date is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"Okay, let's say you're a guy who's terminally frustrated and decide to take a few pointers from the anglerfish to spice up your love life."
===Question===
In the true spirit of the male anglerfish, what should you do to ensure reproductive success the next time you see the woman you love?
===Choices===
1. regurgitate partially digested food for her
2. permanently fuse yourself to her
3. bite her open, then fertilize the exposed eggs
4. keep mentioning your Ferrari®
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Oh, my sweet, I have brought ze dinner for you." [vomits] "Bon appetit."
2. "If you really like her, you should permanently fuse yourself to her."
3. "Congratulations. That's disgusting and wrong."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"And ladies, you thought incessant phone calls were bad."
===Correct Answer Reveal Quote===
"No actually, if he really likes the gal he will…"
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Permanently fuse himself to her. And you thought incessant phone calls were bad."
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