Machiavelli and the Four Seasons

Machiavelli and the Four Seasons is the third studio album by TISM (or This Is Serious Mum), released 4th May 1995 on CD and cassette by genre b.goode and Shock Records. It was largely recorded over five days in September 1993, except "Jung Talent Time" and "Aussiemandias" which were recorded at Metropolis Studios between December 1992 and September 1993. 
The title Machiavelli and the Four Seasons is a portmanteau, combining the name of the doo wop group Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons with that of the philosopher Niccolò Machiavelli. The album's artwork presents the CD as a fictional album by a band of that name; the group who appear on the album cover are the American music ensemble The Hollywood Argyles. In keeping with the gag, the album's back cover features a fictional track listing: 
# You and Me, Baby Love
# Baby, I Love You
# Love; Baby-You
# It's You I Love, Baby
# In Love with You, Baby
# Baby, Baby, Baby
# Love, Love, Love
# Baby Love
# I.L.Y.B.
The album's first printing featured a hype sticker reading "This is actually a TISM album. It contains that song about RIVER PHOENIX and also JUNG TALENT TIME, GARBAGE, ALL HOMEBOYS ARE DICKHEADS and a few others". 
1996 copies contain a bonus disc entitled Gold! Gold! Gold For Australia! - A Bonus Disk. 
==Track listing ==
===Original CD release (1995)===
#(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (2:24)
#All Homeboys Are Dickheads (3:08)
#Garbage (3:31)
#Lose Your Delusion II (3:35)
#!UOY Sevol Natas (3:36)
#What Nationality Is Les Murray? (4:36)
#Greg! The Stop Sign!! (3:28)
#Play Mistral For Me (3:44)
#How Do I Love Thee? (5:17)
#Jung Talent Time (4:40)
#Aussiemandias (4:16)
#Give Up For Australia (5:52)
# Give Up For Australia (2:29)
# Silence (1:00)
# Philip Glass's Arse (2:23)
=== Original Cassette release (1995) ===
==== Side A ====
#(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (2:24)
#All Homeboys Are Dickheads (3:08)
#Garbage (3:31)
#Lose Your Delusion II (3:35)
#!UOY Sevol Natas (3:36)
#What Nationality Is Les Murray? (4:36)
==== Side B ====
#Greg! The Stop Sign!! (3:28)
#Play Mistral For Me (3:44)
#How Do I Love Thee? (5:17)
#Jung Talent Time (4:40)
#Aussiemandias (4:16)
#Give Up For Australia (5:52)
#Silence (1:00)
#Philip Glass's Arse (2:23)
=== Gold! Gold! Gold For Australia! release (1996) ===
==== Disc 1 - Machiavelli and the Four Seasons ====
#(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (2:24)
#All Homeboys Are Dickheads (3:08)
#Garbage (3:31)
#Lose Your Delusion II (3:35)
#!UOY Sevol Natas (3:36)
#What Nationality Is Les Murray? (4:36)
#Greg! The Stop Sign!! (3:28)
#Play Mistral For Me (3:44)
#How Do I Love Thee? (5:17)
#Jung Talent Time (4:40)
#Aussiemandias (4:16)
#Give Up For Australia (5:52)
# Give Up For Australia (2:29)
# Silence (1:00)
# Philip Glass's Arse (2:23)
==== Disc 2 - Gold! Gold! Gold For Australia! - A Bonus Disc ====
# Jung Talent Time #1 (3:47)
# Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (2:46)
# Dicktatorship (2:00)
# Strictly Loungeroom (4:07)
# There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows (3:14)
# Garbage (3:41)
# Junk (4:42)
# Strictly Refuse (4:32)
# Rubbish (4:18)
# Jung Talent Time #4 (4:10)
# Fuck 'Em, Fuck 'Em, The Lot Of 'Em (0:34)
# If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries (1:20)
# Does Fame Bring Forth Madness? (0:36)
# "Don't Believe The Hype" Is Hype (1:30)
# Bash This Up Your Ginger (0:45)
=== Vinyl release (2023) ===
==== Side A ====
#(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (2:23)
#All Homeboys Are Dickheads (3:06)
#Garbage (3:30)
#Lose Your Delusion II (3:35)
#!UOY Sevol Natas (3:37)
#Greg! The Stop Sign!! (3:27)
#Play Mistral For Me (3:43)
==== Side B ====
#What Nationality Is Les Murray? (4:33)
#How Do I Love Thee? (5:13)
#Jung Talent Time (4:40)
#Aussiemandias (4:14)
#Give Up For Australia (2:32)
#Silence (0:20)
#Philip Glass's Arse (2:20)
==== CD Re-release (2023) ====
#(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (2:24)
#All Homeboys Are Dickheads (3:08)
#Garbage (3:31)
#Lose Your Delusion II (3:35)
#!UOY Sevol Natas (3:36)
#What Nationality Is Les Murray? (4:36)
#Greg! The Stop Sign!! (3:28)
#Play Mistral For Me (3:44)
#How Do I Love Thee? (5:17)
#Jung Talent Time (4:40)
#Aussiemandias (4:16)
#Give Up For Australia (5:52)
##Give Up For Australia (2:29)
## Silence (1:00)
## Philip Glass's Arse (2:23) 
#Russia (5:10)