The Route March

==Opening remarks==
There have been many books printed on the art of public speaking - including my own. 'Announcing for Announcers', Bodwell and Bonce, fifteen shillings. But no matter how well that speech sounds and looks in front of the bathroom mirror - goodness knows how it will go on the night. Mr Phillips is the exception - his speeches sound terrible in the bathroom too.
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