Hearts and Valentine's Day

guest star - Drake Bell and Josh Peck
musical guest - Big Time Rush
== Quotes ==
[The episode opens with the showing of dressed up versions of the host playing on a tv commercial ad for Valentine’s Day it pans out to show the Canadian siblings watching the commercial.]
Didi: Look, It's the commercial our friend was in.
[a bunch of studio employees walking around and talking. It is also shown some workers trying to set up the hearts only for a lady to come by and sneeze, knocking it down.]
Josh Peck: Oh isn't this wonderful?
Assistant Director: I'm the Assistant Director.
Josh Peck: Oh yes.
Assistant Director: And these must be our star, They sure look bright-eyed and bushy tailed. Why don't you come with me? Let me introduce you to our clients
And guess what? Me in a Corset and a Tutu That's Right, A Corset and a Tutu. Come Along And Have Some Fun
[A man pushing open the studio doors with a group of people behind him. The group of people walk in listening to the man and laughing at his comment]
Drake Bell: So then she said, "Whatever you do, don't sell that puppy.
June:(whispered) Sweet dreams, Hansky. You're about to be the new Prima Donna.
Henry: June, what do you... wait. Why is my brain cold? Ahhh! June!
June: What, am I supposed to see you as a threat?
Henry: Look, I am up to HERE with your stupid jokes! For once, try to act normal this Valentine’s Day 
Erica: (now wearing a begonia pink corset, a light red choker and a baby pink tutu) what can I do?
Drake Bell: you want to love someone. They represent a poem. Now I want you to say the poem, then smile at the camera and wink like this. Got it? (whispers) Roll cameras
Assistant Director: Roll cameras!
Cameraman: Rolling! Speed. Marker
Drake Bell: (whispering) And...action
[the girl doesn't move, trying to say the poem, but her legs were wobbling.]
Drake Bell: Cut!
Assistant Director: she just doesn't seem to want to move
Josh Peck: Well I'll see what I can do
Assistant Director: Whenever you're ready, sir
Drake Bell: (sighs) Roll cameras
Assistant Director: Roll cameras!
Cameraman: Rolling! Speed!
Drake Bell: Action
Erica: (while being hyper) roses are red, violets are… blue, Nickelodeon wishes… a (fell down) ow!
Drake Bell: Cut! I'm getting a headache!
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Hi, I'm Mr. Jimmy McGee. And some writers, you know, have dyed my hair pink and changed my suit to red
Erica: your pretty similar to his "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" line from The Tonight Show, you gave the same yell when Johnny Carson delivered the punchlines for his jokes
Mr. Jimmy McGee: let me tell you what Valentine’s Day is about Hit it, Dave. 
(piano starts)
(Sings) My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
(the assistant director and other people applaud)
Henry: Are you ready? We’ve got a show to start.
June: (Entering with Big Book) Tell me about it! This performance is bigger than the both of us! Fancy giving me a hand?
Henry: Don’t you worry! We’ve got someone waiting in the wings to help. Off you pop!
June: Can we check the list before we start?
Henry: You and your lists! Go on then! Tonight’s musical guest? 
June: Tick! 
Henry: And one excited audience? 
(the hosts gesture to the audience, looking for a response.)
June: Well, that’s about it!
Henry: Lets give a big KaBlam! welcome to
June: Nickelodeon's very own boy band
Both: Big Time Rush! 
(crowd cheers) 
Big Time Rush: Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend 
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boy
Have you ever had the feeling you're drawn to someone?
(Yeah)
And there isn't anything they could of said or done?
And everyday I see you on your own
And I can't believe that you're alone
But I overheard your girls and this is what they said
Looking for a, looking for a
That you're looking for a boyfriend (yeah)
I see that, gimme time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend (yeah)
Can't fight that
Knock me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Let me take a little moment to find the right words
(To find the right words)
So when I kick it to you it ain't something that you've heard
(Something that you've heard)
I don't know what kind of guy that you prefer
But I know I gotta put myself forwards
See I think got the kind of love that you deserve
And I heard
That you're looking for a boyfriend
I see that, give me time, you know I'm gonna be that
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend (yeah)
Can't fight that
Knock me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
If you tell me where, I'm waiting here
Everyday like Slumdog Millionaire
Bigger then the Twilight love affair
I'll be here
Girl, I swear
Looking for a, looking for a
That your looking for a boyfriend (yeah)
I see that, give me time, you know I'm gonna be that
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see all I really want to be
Is your boyfriend (yeah)
Can't fight that
Knock me down you know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
(Your boyfriend)
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
(All I really want is to be your)
(Your boyfriend)
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
(Yeah) your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
(All I really want is to be your)
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
Your boy boy b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend
All I really want is to be your
Henry: That’s our show! 
June: Let’s give it a hand for our musical guests, 
Both: Big Time Rush!
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