Anime

Anime is a form of Japanese animation that is created by pedophiles. Anime is an extremely popular form of media amongst the members of Taiwanese Twerking Truck, so this article will canonicalize the various types of anime beloved by Taiwanese Twerking Truck pedophiles members.
== List of Anime ==
=== Fullmetal Alchemist ===
Fullmetal Alchemist, or known by its more popular name Full Anal Alchemist, is an anime series adapted from the manga made by Hiromu Arakawa. It follows two retards that attempt to revive their dead mother but end up almost killing themselves instead, so they have to go around Pedophileland and try to get their bodies back. This anime has a super deep and personal connection to TrueBlaze105, as it is his favorite anime of all time. TrueBlaze has seen this anime at least 5 times, and will unironically take a giant shit on you if you say anything bad about it. TrueBlaze also loves this anime so much that he has a Roy Mustang Body Pillow, which shows the partially nude body of character Roy Mustang on a body length pillow that he likes to hump cuddle with every night.Unlike all the other anime TrueBlaze likes, there is basically no pedophilic aspects to this anime, so although the bar for anime fans is extremely low we'll take this as a win I guess.
=== The Seven Deadly Sins ===
The Seven Deadly Sins, or known by its more popular name The Seven Deadly Shits, is an anime series adapted from the manga made by Nakaba Suzuki. This is TrueBlazes 2nd favorite anime of all time, and this is mostly due to the influx of men he finds sexy and the large amounts of pedophilia found in this show. This anime follows a group of pedophiles called The Seven Deadly Sins as they try to stop another group of pedophiles called The Ten Commandments from killing all the humans. If you like grown men kissing teenage girls and loli nudity, you will love this anime!
=== Revolutionary Girl Utena ===
Revolutionary Girl Utena is a 1997 anime written and directed by world renowed pedophile Kunihiko Ikuhara. This series follows the titular character Utena, who is forced into dueling for an Indian wife to try and prevent her wifes stupid Indian brother from taking over the world. If you like to see a bunch of gay people fight and have sex with eachother, you will love this anime. This anime is one of Ventoxifys favorite anime, and is commonly found autistically screeching about it and forcing people to watch it. Sadly, he has suceeded at forcing a bunch of TTT members to watch the show, such as TrueBlaze105, shitzophrenia, and AwesomeAli2832.
=== Bocchi the Rock! ===
Bocchi the Rock is a show written by, you guessed it, a bunch of pedophiles! This show follows 4 lolis high school girls trying to make a band, buch the titular bitch Bocchi is too socially inept to actually do anything like a normal person. Despite the seemingly bland plot, it actually does contain a lot of unique humor, gags, and anime references throught the show, and even has some deep emotional moments. Despite being designed like lolis, there is absolutely no fanservice in this anime, so you can watch this show without worrying about being placed on an FBI watchlist. Due to its uniqueness and innocuous content, the show has proven quite popular amongst TTT members, such as Ventoxify, shitzophrenia, Folfy Wolfy, Bocchi the Cola, and more. TrueBlaze105 refuses to watch Bocchi The Rock because he claims that it "looks pedophilc", however, as we will see with later entires on this list, TrueBlaze has watched a plethora of actual loli porn anime. What a hypocrite!
=== Sword Art Online ===
Since I've seen a plethora of scores of 10 for this show, I thought I'd write what I feel is a more realistic review for this show. Sword Art Online is more or less the equivalent of a fanfiction in it's writing and quality. Whether people want to overlook it or not is up to the individual, but I believe it fails at the fundamentals for writing a good story. This review will go into details as to my opinions on why I feel this way.
1) Story - This is first major problem is the show. Let's start from the beginning shall we. The first arc consists of 14 episodes. The first 2 episodes are honestly pretty good and set up the plot of the show that should follow. You're introduced to the main characters and it shows mmo style of play. I mean with 2 episodes that are amazing, surely what follows will be more of the adventures of the main characters and these mmo boss fights...right? Wrong. What follows are 5 completely irrelevant side character episodes and unnecessary terrible time skips that ruin any sense of a story the first 2 episodes set up. So due to some illogical reason, we're now down to 7 episodes to tell the rest of this story. Still doable right? RIGHT? Wrong again. The series wastes another 2 1/2 episodes on pointless filler garbage. So there you have it over half of first part of the story has nothing to do with the overall plot. Well what about the other episodes you ask? The remaining "plot" episodes are filled with deus ex machina in its purest form. Even the finale of the first season makes absolutely no sense. This isn't a fantasy world, it's a freaking video game, you can't have miracles here. So that concludes my issues with season 1, which the majority of SAO fans consider to be the best part....Yeh you heard me, the 2nd part is even worse.
Without going into spoilers, the 2nd part of the series takes place in a different setting, with a mostly new cast aside from our main hero. This part of the series probably deserves the award for most unnecessary story in the history of anime. This arc is pretty much a mario game. Our hero must save the princess in the castle. Not really much to say about it. Oh yeh deus ex machina finale here too...oh and there's an incest subplot...for some reason. This concludes the plot section. I think I'm being pretty generous with a 4 here.
2) Art - The art is fantastic. Colorful characters, bosses (the few we see), and settings are all here. It's easily worth an 8.
3) Sound - Again fantastic. Nothing wrong with it at all. 8.
4)Characters - Here we go...This is easily the worst part of the series. I'll separate the main characters and lump together the not so main characters.
Kirito/Kazuto - The main character of this show is the epitome of the current definition of a "Gary Stu". He has no personality whatsoever. He is good at everything he tries for no reason. He's an amazing player, an super sleuth, a ladies man, and a master hacker. You name it, he can do it. There's no reason given for this other than he's just that good. Girls all love him, guys want to be him, and villains are jealous of him. He also solos MMO boss fights...yeh wrap your head around that one. Side note - I often see people claim they love this show because they're hardcore gamers. I have to say as an avid gamer myself I find this show to be insulting. Unless you've hacked or cheated , I don't understand why you're content with a character who does. Side note over.
Asuna - The main female lead/most blatant waifu character ever. Asuna is introduced as a strong player who can stand on her own with Kirito, that is for the first couple episodes. Once she reappears she barely does anything other than cook for Kirito. That's right, her ass stays in the kitchen, while Kirito does all the important stuff. In part 2 she does absolutely nothing...seriously. She again has no original personality...textbook Tsundere.
Yui - This character is terrible in all senses of the word. She's walking deus ex machina, nothing more. This character should be hated by any gamer, since she's a cheat device, who adds nothing to the story.
Villains (minor spoilers) - There are 2 major villains in this series and they're both terrible. The first one forgets his motives for doing everything in part 1 and the part 2 one is so comically evil he can't even be taken seriously.
Other Characters/ Who the hell cares - The female characters all want to have sex with Kirito and have no personality past this. The male characters don't get to do anything because Kirito hogs the show from everyone. That's really all there is to say about that.
Suguha - This is Kirito's sister. She honestly has layers and was a plus to the show in my opinion. I don't know why she's in this show, she doesn't belong in it...
So yeh, Gary Stu and Waifu - these characters are pathetic (1).
5) Enjoyment - Needless to say I didn't enjoy it. Poor show (3)
6) Overall - This show has so many fans, and I really don't know why. Its plot is rushed and terrible. Its characters so flat, it's almost funny...almost. Its romance is highly misogynistic and terribly developed. I felt insulted watching this, and don't understand how any could like this show. Even Gamers.
Reviewer’s Rating: 4
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Beastars
=== Golden Boy ===
Golden Boy
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MM!
=== The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya ===
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is an anime series about an annoying bisexual bitch who is literally God. This anime, as of writing this article, has only been seen by Ventoxify, due to the fact Ventoxify has seen every relevant anime in the past 25 years due to being a gigantic loser. However, after Ventoxify informed TrueBlaze that Haruhi constantly sexually harasses Mikuru by groping at her gigantic teen-aged titties, TrueBlaze noted that he was "interested" in watching the anime.
=== Chainsaw Man ===
Chainsaw Man, or more accurately known as Pornsaw Man, is an anime and manga series written by a guy who needs a lot of psychological evaluations. Since everyone in Tainwanese Twerking Truck is either a porn addict or a general degenerate, TTT members went absolutely crazy over this anime. Every week they would hope for an animated rendition of the legendary lesbian fivesome or a fully animated Angel Devil bussy scene. TTT members also like to hypothesize on how they would be able to ravage Angel Devils bussy without losing any time on their lives, which has lead to some creative concoctions and also way too much thirsting for bussy in public text channels. Surprisingly, TTT members don't really talk too much about the badass fight scenes or the beautifully animated chainsaw movements.
=== Shitzo v. Virus: The Anime ===
This is an anime based on the series Shitzo v. Virus, released in 2027 by Shiba Shaker Studios. It is an anime adaptation of the series, with plenty of fanservice for furrypilled TTTers to twist their testicles to. Chapters 13 and 26 received their own full-length animated movies.