Eastern Cartoons vs Western Cartoons

Eastern Cartoons vs Western Cartoons is a parody of Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. It features Ash Ketchum, Goku, and Light Yagami, battling Mickey Mouse, Ben 10, and Spongebob Squarepants.
==Lyrics==
===Western Cartoons===
I'm coming out of Disney Land to take down these stupid anime.
Your chances of winning are the same as yours with Misty, Dawn, and May.
The mouse face of Disney, so you had better hold your tongues.
Fighting with Earth's greatest hero, and a comedy sea sponge!
We got the powers, and the jokes, that even I couldn't perfect.
Causing more damage than Plankton to these anime rejects.
It's plain to see, you'll never reach, the entertainment of us three.
We're better heroes, better icons, better cartoons, and we've got better scenes!
===Eastern Cartoons===
This horrid animation is to expected
From these foolish Animaniacs whose loss I have written.
You western toons are incompetent, completely powerless to us.
You can't us the power of words against the yelling Super Saiyan.
Like Pikachu, we use Thunderstrike! Rhymes so shocking, they take you back!
Wait forty more seconds and you will all have heart attacks.
We're built from a nation, the most advanced one, and the fanbase, the most respected ones,
And you'll never be appreciated like the stories we've been in.
===Western Cartoons===
Oh, I'll give you a reason to kahmehamehameha!
When I turn into Atomix, you'll have to face hamena-hamena-hamena!
I've got quite a few Omnitrix up my sleeve,
Get that spiked hair under control, you overpowered dweeb!
And I'm the Seaking, but not even I could wipe your kill rate clean!
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===Western Cartoons===
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