Immigration Rabs

Immigration Rabs is the twenty-fourth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs is canceled on twitter for old racist comments.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with an unknown man lurking through Mr. Rabs' old posts]
*Unknown Man: Oh? What's this?
*[He reads the post]
*Unknown Man: Finally! Something to cancel Mr. Rabs over! With The Mr. Rabs Show over, Then bends will be so sad.. and I'll finally get my comeuppance! MUHAHAHAHHA!
*[Cut to The Patty Shack. Mr. Rabs is opening up shop]
*Mr. Rabs: Ah. Nothing like another day making patties, huh Ronge ol' Bob?
*RongeRob: I couldn't agree with you more!
*[Suddenly, There is a riot outside of The Patty Shack]
*RongeRob: Oh. This isn't good. Mr. Rabs, they look mad!
*Mr. Rabs: What is everybody mad about? What did I do?
*Narrator: 10 years earlier...
*Past Mr. Rabs: Heh heh. This will be funny to post!
*[The post reads: It's me, Mexican Rabs! Taco, Taco, Taco!]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh no! I was canceled! Who would do this to me?
*Unknown Man: I would!
*Mr. Rabs: W-who are you?
*Znail Fail: It is I, ZNAIL FAIL!
*Mr. Rabs: Znail Fail? Why would you try to cancel me?
*Znail Fail: I hate The Mr. Rabs Show! It's so unfunny and the meme is dead anyways. It's not funny anymore.
*RongeRob: That's totally untrue!
*Mr. Rabs: Ay, RongeRob. The lad is right. Mr. Rabs is a dead meme.
*RongeRob: Wha- that's terrible!
*Rioters: MR. RABS! WE HATE YOU! GET CANCELED!
*Mr. Rabs: Ay! We gotta barricade these doors.
*RongeRob: I'll be quick!
*Znail Fail: Well I'm out of here.
*[The two barricade the door with wooden planks]
*Mr. Rabs: What are we gonna do? We're trapped in here? there's no way out!
*RongeRob: Well, we could reminisce on past times before we well... die.
*Mr. Rabs: Ah, that reminds me. My first Rabby Patty. It was 20 years ago
*[Flashback]
*Young Evil Mr. Rabs! I've made a brilliant invention! I call it a "Rabby Burger!"
*Young Mr. Rabs: Ooh! Can I try it?
*Young Evil Mr. Rabs: Of course!
*[Young Mr. Rabs takes a bite]
*Young Mr. Rabs: This is so good, but it could be better!
*Young Evil Mr. Rabs: Grrrr...
*Young Mr. Rabs: Here, I'll just mix these ingredients in!
*Young Evil Mr. Rabs: NO! YOU'VE RUINED MY PRECIOUS INVENTION!
*Young Mr. Rabs: Well, since I've changed it, It's not yours anymore, it's my creation, the "Rabby Patty!"
*[End of Flashback]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: I've hated him ever since.
*Plankton! (Episode): [Sniffles] How sad. We must get back at him!
*Evil Mr. Rabs: And I know just how to do it!
*[Cut to The Patty Shack]
*Customers: GET OUT OF THE RESTAURANT SO WE CAN KILL YOU BOTH!
*Fred: Yeah!
*[Suddenly, GunBob w/ Legs steps on his leg]
*Fred: MY LEG! I won't let you get away with this!
*GunBob w/ Legs: Oops!
*[Inside the Patty Shack]
*Mr. Rabs: I don't see what I did wrong. I just wish we could be friend again!
*RongeRob: [Pat, Pat] It's ok, Mr. Rabs.
*Patrick: Did somebody call me?
*RongeRob: No! Brackets mean that it is an action!
*Patrick: Oh. Sorry. [He walks away]
*Mr. Rabs: Well, we're gonna die in about 5 minutes, than our barricade will fall apart and they'll get in to kill us.
*RongeRob: [Crying]
*Narrator: Meanwhile..
*Evil Mr. Rabs: The back door! Nobody's here!
*Plankton! (Episode): Now quick, get in!
*[Evil Mr. Rabs gets inside of the Patty Shack]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Sneak, sneak, sneak.
*[He spots the formula]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: There it is...
*[He grabs the formula]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Sneak, sneak, sneak. Plankton! I've done it! I've stolen the formula!
*Plankton! (episode): Let's celebrate!
*[The two dance, but somebody rains on their parade]
*Rain Cloud: Hey! I was scheduled to meet here with a uh... "Nick Eh 30" fellow!
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Drat!
*[Due to the rain, the formula slips out of his hand]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh shit!
*[He and Plankton! (episode) run to get it but they are unable to reach it]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: No! I've failed again.
*Plankton! (episode): [Pat Pat] It'll be ok.
*Patrick: Did somebody-
*Evil Mr. Rabs and Plankton! (episode): NO!
*Mr. Rabs: The customers are about to get inside. I give up. I'll just die.
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs. No! We can't give up now!
*Mr. Rabs: What's the point? I'm gonna die anyway! Might as well die sooner than later!
*RongeRob: We can't give up this easily. I know somebody who could help.
*[Cut to Windows 7's house]
*Windows 7: [Sleeping, but is awoken to a phone call]
*RongeRob: WE NEED YOUR HELP NOW!
*Windows 7: I know I'm always late most of the time, but this is an emergency!
*[He rushes to the scene]
*Customers: RAAAA!!!
*Mr. Rabs: NOOOO!!!!
*[Suddenly, Windows 7 emerges]
*Windows 7: You must stop this madness, right now!
*Incidental 40: What are you gonna do about it?
*Windows 7: We musn't cancel such a kind man as Mr. Rabs for a joke that is over a decade old. We are all better than this. I'm over a decade old and I make a lot of jokes, but I've never been canceled. It's not right to dig up old things from the past and hold them against somebody. I'm sure Mr. Rabs has changed a lot since than, and even than, it was only a one off Incident. We should blame ourselves for being foolish enough to fall into this trap.
*Customers: [Sniffling] That was.... beautiful!
*Incidental 70: Now what do you say well all get some Rabby Patties?
*Customers: [Cheering]
*Narrator: Well, it seems Windows 7 was finally able to save the day.
*Mr. Zabs: That's true, Mr. Narrator. Now stop watching us!
*[The end]
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