Norricism

Norricism (also spelt Norrisism) is the only religion practiced in the Known Dimension. The reason it is the only religion is because all other religions are banned by interuniversal law (Chuck Norris made this law). The religion states that Chuck Norris is the creator of the Known Dimension and the creator of life in it. Chuck gave his decrees publicly to all nations. They were: "You shall not worship me, you shall not sacrofise stuff to me, you shall not give me offerings, you shall not disrespect me, you shall not follow any other religion other than this one, you shall only recognise that I am the creator of this dimension and the life in it, and respect this fact."
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