The Chicken Thing

==Description==
Not strictly Thing, nor Chicken, but instead a multicultural fusion dish which is deceptively simple to make, using the ingredients one may have left in the fridge on a Sunday evening before you leave for a holiday. Can be made as a simple snack, or comfort food to calm someone's nerves.
==Ingredients==
*Chicken, preferably close to the use-by date.
*Risotto rice.
*A boyfriend's loving attention.
*Mushrooms.
==Directions==
Two people are recommended for this dish.
#Begin by clearing out the fridge before one goes on holiday.
#Note that chicken will go off.
#Add stress of that to considerable stress caused by seeing Grandmother.
#Stress out.
#Second person will grab the shoulders of the first person to comfort them, and offer to make this dish to utilise chicken.
#First person will retreat into room to await food.
#Second person will do whatever one does when making a risotto.
#The dish will be delivered to the first person to successfully calm them down.
#Ad infinitum.
Category:Chicken Recipes