Mrs Godzilla Vastbiscuit

Mrs Gozilla Vastbiscuit is the Aunt of William H. McGonagall.
She is married to Mr Vastbiscuit, William's uncle.
While William is Professor of Ancient Poetry at Plimsil University she sends him an IRM called Drummond. She had forced Mr Vastbuiscuit to 'throw out some of his old clutter so I can re-floor the ballroom'.
How Godzilla got her name
From Drummond the Intergalactic Robotic Manservant
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Just to give you the full story on my Aunt's name as this seems as good a point as any, back in the days of yore when Aunt Godzilla was born there was a bit of a spat between the UP and the FPSO. The UP, just in case you are from a different galaxy, are the United Planets and consist of most of the Sagittarius arm of the good old Milky Way. They are a combination of beings known as Terrans, who are of human ancestry and Kochabians .. who well, I’m not sure, but they were around before us anyway. 
We, the FPSO, are humans, and inhabit the Orion arm, which, I’m sure you are aware is the location of good old Mother Earth, good old Blightey, good old Sol 3 (I suddenly felt myself missing my home planet greatly).
Now, the UP never really liked this arrangement and styling themselves as the true humans they were always keen to get Earth back. They called themselves Terrans and while they would never stoop so low as to invade us, they conducted a fairly comprehensive campaign of propaganda.
So anyway, in my Aunt’s day all this was going on and in some small way to counter the Terran aggression people named their children after old Earth cultural icons. And so I have an Aunt Godzilla. I have an Uncle Harry Potter, who got off a bit more lightly, but then I also have a Great Aunt Optimus Prime. I myself came close to being called Jamiroquai after some 20th century singer. Jamiroquai McGonagall, can you imagine?
Author's Note:
The character is based on Aunt Agatha from Jeeves and Wooster and the photo used is of Mary Wimbush from the ITV series.
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