Super Dad (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

The Egg Badger Appears
Eggman: "Well of course it's in the shape of the badger. The natural enemy of the hedgehog is the badger."
Samantha: she wraps the Egg Badger's legs around using her grappling hooks, then uses her Lightning Wispon to wrap an electric whip around the other legs
Eggman: "Oh, shucks."
The legs were destroyed easily and all that was left was the "body"
Eggman: "Curse you, Samantha!"
Sonic: "Aww... the party is over?"
Samantha: "That was too easy."
Spencer: "Can I join?"
Samantha: "Complete training first."
Spencer: "OK!" he goes to a train station
Knuckles is tied to train, but when the train hits him, it just goes out of bounds and lands near Sonic and Samantha
Spencer: "Training complete!"
Samantha: "At least you were smart enough to know Knuckles has more durability than Amy."
Susan: "Isn't that a bad thing, then? He was able to make a train crash here."
Samantha: "Well, at least we know he isn't completely stupid, and the train landed on its wheels."
Spencer: "I am not stupid!"
Susan: "Yes, you are, but that's what we love about you."
Spencer: "Did anyone die in the crash, though?"
Samantha: "No. They were safe, and it's at least much better than what could've happened if you didn't interfere with that gap lacking a train track."
Frog Man 1: "I'd vastly prefer if you didn't interfere."
Samantha: "Thank him for at least saving your life!"
Frog Man 1: "I would've preferred if my life was not saved."
Samantha: gasp "What's wrong?"
Frog Man 1: "I get tortured by my boss a lot."
Samantha: "Maybe we will find you a new job or a way to demote your boss."
Frog Man 1: "Thanks, Sam."
Samantha: "You're welcome!"
Spencer: "By the way, Samantha, I was trying to help!"
Samantha: "At least you saved some people and gave me a chance to save one's life for real now."
Spencer: "Thanks, Sam!"
Susan: "So, Dad, you really wanna train to be a hero? Why? It's dangerous."
Spencer: "There's an episode in Butter: The Sitcom where I have to fight, and it's next."
Susan: "Ohh! That sounds like a fun idea."
Spencer: "So may I train to be a hero? Heard that your mother thinks you're a decent one yourself."
Susan: "Sure thing, Dad."
Susan's Steps In Being A Superhero: Step 1
Susan: "Step One to being a competent superhero, Dad, is helping others for the sake of helping others."
Spencer: "I like helping others! I think Cream is a great leader for the people who donate to the charity!"
Susan: "Well, you should do it and selfless reasons should be the main reason! I guess you can have selfish reasons too, but selfless reasons should be the main ones!"
Spencer: "Well, Cream inspired me to become a hero and help others. I want to save lives and practice fighting so that her husband's show's next episode can be a classic."
Susan: "Which is the main reason?"
Spencer: "Both of them!"
Susan: "Not bad!"
Spencer: "What's the next step?"
Susan's Steps In Being A Superhero: Step 2
Susan: "I'm pretty sure you already know this. Step 2 is doing small things that help all of the people around you. You don't need to do something big to be a hero, but you need to do something good to others."
Spencer: "Thanks, Susan. I help the poor a lot during my spare time with the greatest leader of this of all time, Cream."
Susan: "Well that was easy."
Susan's Steps In Being A Superhero: Step 3
Susan: "A superhero needs to fight crime! I remember that. You could be a vigilante! Maybe be that first."
Spencer: "What abilities do I have?"
Susan: "You're a hedgehog, and when I bump into you, it is painful, so back attacks on enemies are painful. Use them!"
Spencer: "Back attacks on enemies are painful when I'm doing them!"
Susan: "You've got it!"
Generic Robbery
Spencer: "Stop right there, robbers!"
Curd: "Spencer?"
Spencer: "Oh, hey, Curd!" he tackles the robbers with his spines
Curd: "Neato!" she gets out an extendable boxing glove with a button and pushes said button to punch the robbers "That's the Perilous Prankster for you!" she throws pies at more robbers "BUN appetit!"
The robbers keep laughing
Curd: "Spencer! Now!"
Spencer: "Wait, what? Oh, right!" he tackles Curd, but hits the robbers too
Robber 1: "You missed! I'm gonna take all of those." he takes a money bag, but it felt light "What? I won't-" the bag explodes on him and he faints
Curd: she eats a carrot "Well, well, well, you picked the wrong box! But Spencer, what was that?"
Spencer: "A bomb?"
Curd: "No, what was with you tackling me?"
Spencer: "What was with you getting in my way?"
Curd: "You could've used a different angle of attack!"
Spencer: "Sorry."
Curd: "You always had low IQ, so I forgive you, because I'd expect you'd mess up, but this isn't half bad."
Spencer: "Thank you!"
Curd: "Maybe a 7/10 for you."
Spencer: "Yay!"
Curd: "So wanna go get the other thugs?"
Spencer: "Yes!"
Curd: "Let's do it to it!"
Moonbucks
Samantha: "What's your name?"
Turtle Guy 1: "My name is Snappy."
Samantha: "So who's your boss, Snappy?"
Snappy: "Just call her Shelley. She's my wife."
Samantha: "So your wife abuses you?"
Snappy: "Yeah."
Shelley: "Keep going! Those coffees are not going to sell or make themselves!"
Snappy: "Gotta go back to work!" he walks to the coffees
Samantha: "Shelley, why do you abuse your husband? He's your only worker here."
Shelley: "Because he never puts a smile on his face when he works. He's competent, but never happy with his job!"
Snappy: "Is that what's wrong with my work?"
Shelley: "Yes! Finally! You get why I keep pushing you harder."
Snappy: "Why didn't you tell me?"
Shelley: "Because I thought you'd figure it out yourself."
Snappy: "But I can't be happy if you push me to work faster. I'm a turtle, and I hate being slow."
Samantha: "Everyone does. Maybe we could give you a lighter shell?"
Snappy: "That works for me. Shelley doesn't have to worry about being slow! Her shell isn't heavy!"
Samantha: "You should either work with it or we should bring you to a shell store."
Snappy: "I prefer the latter."
Shelley: "Good luck! That's expensive!"
Samantha: "Don't worry. I borrowed money from Ava to help people like you."
Snappy: "Thanks."
Gaia City Streets
Eggman gets out his bombing robot
Duck Man 1: "I don't care anymore. He's pathetic, and he will never win. We have so many heroes to help us."
Spencer: "How do I do that?"
Curd: "Spencer, this is your chance!"
Susan: "Dad, come on!"
Eggman: he shoots bombs
Spencer: "How do I beat... that?"
Sasha: "Remember, if you're having trouble, I have this!" she shows her Super Wispon
Spencer: "I'll beat him myself!" he gets a bomb and throws it at the machine
The bomb blows up at the machine
Eggman: "Nice try. But it'll take a lot of that to beat me!"
Sonic: he homing attacks the machine
Spencer: he tries tackling the machine, but he lands on Amy
Amy: "I was about to throw a hammer at that!"
Spencer: "Sorry!" he gets Sasha's Super Wispon, but accidentally sets the city on fire using Red Burst
Sonic: "Yikes! I've gotta get lots of water!"
Swift: "No biggie. No biggie." he Cyloops many buildings and cools down the fires and shoots many ice beams everywhere, extinguishing the fires, then blows a big bubble
Ava: she pops the bubble and the entire city-wide fire is extinguished
Sonic: "Nice try, Spencer, but try again. You need to do more training. Wait, how about YOU train with Knuckles?"
Amy: "Or Tails?"
Spencer: he runs away and cries
Curd: she uses an extendable boxing glove, doing a back attack on Eggman and laughs "Gotcha!"
Eggman: "What are you doing, brat?" he shoots missiles at Curd
Curd: she runs away from the missiles and climbs up a flagpole, then dives at the mech like a rocket
Eggman: "Oh, I'm doomed."
Curd: she causes a big explosion on the machine and keeps Eggman pinned "One! Two! Three! You're out! I win this match!"
Eggman: "Curse you, Perilous Prankster."
Curd: "If a kid is more competent at fighting Eggman than you, you know you're incompetent."
Cream: "Excuse me? At least he's trying! You're not!"
Curd: "I'm not trying. That's right. But I don't need to! I'm great when I'm the Karmic Trickster. I outsmart any rabbit hunter with ease."
Cream: "Well, I guess you did try and practice these so that you could be a better fighter."
Unit 3002
Susan: "Dad, at least you tried. But you need to try harder. Remember, using any flamethrower-type weapon is a hard task. Practice controlling that! We have a training room here!" she presses the button that leads to the training room and presses the "city" setting
Spencer: "So what do I do?"
Susan: "Practice controlling your Red Burst Wispon so that you don't set the city on fire again."
Spencer: "Where-"
Susan: "Oh! I forgot!" she gave Spencer a Red Burst Wispon
Spencer: "Thanks!"
Susan: "Now, Dad, practice!"
Shell Store
Samantha: "So, Snappy, is the shell light?"
Snappy: "It looks cool, but it's heavy."
Next Shell
Snappy: "Doesn't look cool. But it's light enough. Next shell."
Montage of the many shells for Snappy being rejected one by one until a green shell is put on him
Samantha: "How about this?"
Snappy: "Looks cool! Simple and I like the patterns. And it's light!"
Samantha: "That's a perfect choice! One shell for Snappy, please?"
Storekeeper: "That'll be 10,000 bucks."
Samantha: "Ooh! That's expensive! But thanks to Ava for letting me borrow money from her." she pays for the shell
Snappy: "Thanks, Samantha. This is truly lifechanging."
Samantha: "You're welcome!"
Moonbucks
Snappy: he serves the customers quickly
Shelley: "Thanks, Samantha for buying a shell for my husband. Now he can work better, and you removed the burden. By the way, where is his old shell?"
Samantha: "Sold it for 2 thousand bucks."
Shelley: "OK!"
Milkman's Dairy Destroyer appears
Milkman: "You can't defeat this! Muahahahahahahahahaha! It's got heat-seeking missile launchers, bomb cannons, and fireworks as a defensive weapon."
Spencer: "I'm ready for you, Milkman!" he gets out his Red Burst Wispon
Milkman: "Remember when you burned the city with that?"
Spencer: "Yeah, but I learned to overcome that. And I became smarter in the process! I'm still an idiot, though!"
Milkman: he shoots many bombs at Spencer
Spencer: he uses his flamethrower to set them on fire
Curd: she kicks the bombs at the Dairy Destroyer, destroying the missile launcher, which already launched a missile at Spencer
Spencer: "A missile! AAAAAAAH!" he runs away
Ava: she hits Spencer, shifting his direction, leading him to the Dairy Destroyer
Spencer: "Oh no! It's the Dairy Destroyer!" he bumps the wall and runs around the Dairy Destroyer "A missile! Oh no, no, no, no, no, NO!"
Susan: "Wait, but remember what Step 4 to becoming a superhero is?"
Spencer: "Oh, right! Being brave!" he uses his spines to back attack the machine multiple times
Milkman: "This isn't going to end well, is it?"
The missile hits the Dairy Destroyer and destroys it
Ava: "Teamwork!"
Spencer: "YOU HIT ME!"
Ava: "But it's to do that. Lead the missile to the Dairy Destroyer."
Spencer: "Oh, thank you for finding a way to defeat that monstrosity!"
Ava: "You're welcome, big idiot."
Samantha: "So, did I miss the party?"
Ava: "You did."
Samantha: "Aww. But at least I helped Snappy get a new shell, and thus, he doesn't have to be quote unquote abused by his wife. And they can be a couple again! And he can be more competent at working at the local Moonbucks Coffee Shop!"
Susan: "Maybe Spencer could be a hero in one way by doing that too!"
Samantha: "Wait, he already works at Dimeloadeon as the comic relief of Butter: The Sitcom. He's not Cream, you know?"
Susan: "Right."
Spencer: "That show is fun! How about I do that episode?"
A production later...
Spencer: "Hey, Butter! Let's fight!"
Butter: "Oh, let's do it."
Spencer: he uses his spines to attack Butter, sending him to a wall with a boulder
Butter: he got hit by the falling boulder
Spencer: "I won!"
That's All, Fans!
Susan: "Well, you did a good job there, Dad."
Spencer: "I love working as the deuteragonist of that. What happens if they make an animated series out of it?"
Samantha: "Remember the last time the studio did that?"
Susan: "Ugh! Don't remind me again!"
The End!
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