Patagonia

The United Federation of Furries, YouTubers with Alter-Egos and Logokids, or better known as Patagonia (pronounced "Pat and gone. Yeah!") is a place at the end of the world. It's the only country in the Commonwealth of Nations that isn't Australia or New Zealand. Its population of 32.4 million are either furries, logokids or YouTubers with alter-egos.
Patagonians are famous the world over for their furriness and having too many minorities, which they deserve anyway since Patagonia is always going to be in need of immigrants. As is the case in Cartoon Network Land, they are assimilated, meaning they behave and act very much like every other Patagonian: furrylike, fascinated by motion graphics, and has a 50% chance of having an alter-ego on YouTube. Most Patagonians are derogatorily known as Patagoners or Condorf*ckers.
==History==
Patagonia was once settled by random tribes who had nothing better to do than hunt and gather (or farm in very few cases), but were spotted by the direct ancestor of Cristiano Ronaldo himself, Ferdinand Magellan, who called the tribes "tall as f*ck" and named it "Patagonia", which was Enochian for "tall dudes town". A few decades before the first time whites raided Patagonia, a phenomenon caused some tribal peoples to develop a taste for wearing wolf, fox or dog skin, which is how the seeds of the furry fandom were first planted.
When the Limeys arrived from Dragon Land, they raided the whole country, pillaging tribal villages and persecuting tribesmen with a passion for wearing animal skin, derogatorily calling them "furries". Anyone who was a furry would be torture-brainwashed into being normies again, but that didn't work. 
Meanwhile the bulls were moving in from the north and west, and continued to colonize until they and Britain ran into each other. This got both countries mad and they fought bitterly over ownership of Patagonia, claiming three of his states, which were testing grounds for experiments by British Technology Ltd. Eventually the two countries just made up, but the frog-eaters ruined their happily ever after and tried to kill them both but failed in 1791 when the two yeeted them out into Quebec because France was a failure.
Then Britain handed Patagonia over to the Kiwis, who corrupted Patagonia's culture and made it a near-copy-paste of New Zealand. By that time immigration was exacerbated, but that didn't overtake the original chimera population descended from the Welsh, Argentine Mestizos and Mapuches, because by the time immigration was too much, immigrants consisted of 40% of the population. 
The reasoning behind this has been widely accepted to be racism, although this was most likely because immigration didn't seem to be enough. In 1810, Argentina gained independence and then let Britain have the Pampas because all that Argentina had anyway was Buenos Aires and nothing else. Araucania experienced large-scale French immigration at that time period, turning it French, and Chile gave its part of Patagonia to...Patagonia, the result of an armed robbery between the leaders of both nations. In 1919, Patagonia became a separate dominion.
In 1930, Patagonia merged with its two ex-tumors, called the British Pampas and the Falklands, because it had to. Patagonia then let the immigration continue during WW2, even letting in enemy spies. Those spies would later turn out to have been framed by their respective countries and those framers would later be converted into furries as punishment for attempting to demoralize Patagonia and the Allies.
As the 20th century went by, Patagonia's population of furries split into three distinct groups: the real furries, the pretending YouTubers, and the logokids, who spread around the world through their voyage to the United States of UnAmerica, where they multiplied and usurped Patagonia's title as the country with the most logokids. In the 70's some Neo-N*zis tried to turn Patagonia fascist but failed because the democratic government didn't want that happening at all. 
While that was brewing, a California man with the French name of Yvon Chouinard was thinking of ideas for the name of his new clothing brand. The name he picked was Patagonia, and this angered Patagonians so much that they tried to assassinate Yvon, but this never happened. To this day, Patagonians are still hoes mad about the use of their country's name for a brand of outdoor clothing and are planning to sue Yvon for using their country's name without official permission.
Nowadays all Patagonians do is act like anthro animals, make logos with their ego sprayed all over it, pretend to be someone else while being on YouTube or in some cases all of the above. Its Prime Minister, Jacob Dunham, is a guy who once liked to play shooting games. The previous Prime Minister, Michael Lanyon, was a d*ckhead who did nothing better than to make his country worse by promoting the rise of logokids, banning Kebabs, and at one point trying to get rid of furries because he thought it was "indecent". 
==Demographics==
===Ethnicity and ancestry===
Like Papua, there are too many ethnic groups and ancestries in Patagonia. In fact you might say Patagonian ethnographic data is just as messed-up as Malacca's. What's weird however is that each "ethnic group" is 80% likely to be an immigrant. Patagonian culture is full of English, Welsh, Spanish Criollo, Argentine Mestizo, Indigenous Mapuche/Tehuelche, German, Croatian and Italian influences from all that immigration in the past. 
Each of the 14 Kingdoms of Patagonia, in disguise as states, are descended from immigrant groups of a particular shared origin, for example the gastronomically-conservative Italians of Bariloche or the Swiss of Magellania who are addicted to their chocolates, cheese and yodeling. The dominant ethnic groups of Patagonia are as follows:
*Indigenous: The OG Patagoners. Mapuche populate the north, Huiliche in the west coast and Tehuelche in the south, but they're almost extinct and consequently are irrelevant. Often called savages when they aren't supposed to be.
*Britons: Mostly coming from Wales, Scotland and central England, these dudes think they're the dominant ethnicity in Patagonia when they've just overshadowed everyone else.
**Welsh: The dominant breed of British settler in Patagonia. For some reason, despite their Brythonic Celtic heritage, they act like downgraded Scottish people.
*Germans: Some of them are from Bavaria or Swabia, others were born in North America but dumped into Patagonia for no good reason. A majority live in Andina and Seeland. Some of these "Germans" are actually Swiss and live in Magellania, Araucania and Andina.
**Swiss: Yodeling addicts, chocoholics and cheese fans who have nothing better to do than blast their alpenhorns to mark when it's time to go fursuiting. They live in Andina because Bowser told them to go there.
*Hispanics: Divided into the "Criollos" (Spaniards living in Argentina and peripheral Chile pretending to be whatever nationality they live in) and the "Mestizos" (actual Argentines and Chileans). 
*Italians: Most of them come from Northern Italy and are most prevalent in Santa Croce, Rio Negro, Andina and the fluffy, cute and sugary capital city Port Byron.
*Croats: They're the only type of Slav that gets recognized in Patagonia. Most of them live in southern Magellania and "Fireland", a state named quite horribly (but Magellan was there and saw some people using fire there, that's how he gave Fireland its name).
*UnAmericans: Mostly descended from human-shapeshifting lobsters from New England, and are concentrated in some part of "Ree-o Nigro". They behave like normal New Englanders for some reason.
==Culture==
Patagonians are torn between three warring street gangs: the Furries, the Charaded YouTubers and the Logo Kids. Originally there were just the Furries, but two of these clans split off from the Furries over time. Even then there are no winners, although the Furries seem like a perfect winner due to their larger size in comparison to the Logo Kids and Charaded YouTubers.
However, Patagonians still celebrate their traditional culture, but has been corrupted by all that fursuiting, charading and logomaking. In Andina, people still act like they're Swiss, but when they do blow alpenhorns, this means it's time to put on your fursuit and get all comfy and cozy in your furry spaces. In the country's largest city Meliepully, there are way more furries, so much as in the suburbs. However, with the growth of Jerusalemite LARPers, this is expected to change in the near-future.
===YouTubers===
Patagonia has YouTubers too. Because why not have every country have its own YouTubers?
*Brendan and May: Eternal arch-enemies of Team Aqua who act like those two Italian boys from TikTok.
*Xavier Jiro: Cyberpunk ninja known for making short films roasting controversial people. Most notable was when he roasted ThatVeganTeacher for being a c*nt in general.
*Robby: Joebloxian of Quebec but slightly more mature. Still comedic, though.
*Randy Funk: Man from Magellania who lives up to all the 50's cliches.
*JayStation: He stays up late.
*Tyrone Jones: Man from Malaysia who thinks he's Black.
*DJ Doge: Is a Doge, yet, refuses to associate himself with cryptobros (because he hates them). 
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