The Makeunder/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Makeunder".
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(We see a bug fly by along with Lownote’s feet. The camera shows his back and in front of him. Just then, a Delivery Bug lays an invitation on the ground.)
Lownote: Huh? Well, well, what have we here? (He picks up the invitation.) “To Lownote Jones.” (chuckles) Well played, envelope. Consider Lownote Jones intrigued.
Poppy: Lownote, wait! Lownote! That’s an invitation for Guy Diamond’s birthday party and he always makes a huge deal out of his birthday! That is the most mind-blowing invitation you will ever open!
Lownote: Really? (As he opens the envelope, Poppy squeals.) Hm. (He reads the invitation.) “Please come to my party! Guy.” Hm. It seems it seems what you Pop Trolls would call overwhelming, we Funk Trolls would call downright customary. (laughs) What a delicious cultural exchange! (A discoball comes out of the invitation. An eagle swoops down and takes Lownote.) Well now, Lownote Jones stand corrected! (The eagle drops him off into a roller coaster car as he laughs. A flower microphone appears and Guy Diamond’s voice is heard. Lownote’s ride starts.)
Guy Diamond: (Through the flower microphone) Once a year, on a very special night, Guy Diamond becomes the one thing he’s always aspired to be… the undisputed center of attention! So sit back and relax, as we present your invitation to… The Eyes on Guy Gala! (As Lownote goes through the tunnel full of fake Guy Diamonds, Guy Diamond sings Guy Diamond’s Birthday.)
(Guy Diamond)
You’re an eyes on guy
Gala invitee
Come one, come all, 
From near and far
To the party of the century 
You’ll gather round and take a seat
And feast your eyes on me
On this day I’ll shine brighter than ever
Don’t fret sunglasses are supplied
You’ll all say I’m stylish
Gorgeous, kind and clever
That I am your all-time favorite guy
Submit your eyes on Guy
Eyes on Guy
Eyes on Guy
Gala RSVP (Tiny Diamond blows his airhorns and Lownote gets covered in glitter. His ride ends and Poppy is seen.)
Poppy: See what I mean by a huge deal?
Lownote: Indeed I do. (He gets off the roller coaster car and the glitter falls off him.) And I am very, very concerned about it.
Poppy: Concerned? Why?
Lownote: Because Guy Diamond will never be the center of attention at his birthday… I will. (He talks to Poppy as they walk.) You see, Lownote Jones, has a certain reputation. He’s known for being… Oh, how do I say it?
Poppy: The World’s Coolest Troll?
Lownote: Well, if only I had a gold star, I’d give you one. Oh, wait, I do. (He takes out a gold star and throws it onto Poppy’s nose.)
Poppy: (gasps) Achievement!
Lownote: Make no mistake. Most times, I love being a cool Troll. It just seems to brighten everyone’s day. Observe. (He sees Smidge.) Hey there.
Smidge: (Holding ice cream) Who, me? 
Lownote: I just had to stop you to let you know: You have a smile that lights up the world.
Smidge:(gasps) Oh, my Guh! (She faints and drops her ice cream.)
Lownote: But every now and then, my cool persona presents a conundrum. ‘Cause no matter how hard he tries to fight it, Ol’ Lownote Jones tends to steal the spotlight… (We go to the past where a Funk Troll wedding is on.) 
Funk Troll #1: And so today, on our wedding day, before all these witnesses, I wanna confess with my whole heart… How cool it is to have Lownote Jones here!
Funk Troll #2: Huh? (All the Funk Trolls look at Lownote.)
Funk Troll #1: Come on, Lownote! It’s time for our first dance! (The Funk Trolls cheer and the blue female Funk Troll comes over to Lownote.) Ooh! (Her husband gets angry and we go back to the present.)
Poppy: Oh, I see the problem. If you go to the party, you’ll take the focus away from Guy Diamond.
Lownote: Ugh! You got that right, baby. I just wish there was a way to tone down my cool… just for one night. (Branch appears from behind a tree.)
Branch: Maybe I can help. (The camera zooms in to see him wearing sunglasses.) When it comes to being uncool… (He leans on the tree.) I’m kind of an expert. (He falls over.) Whoa! (He gets up and walks over to Lownote.) You see, Lownote, I’m known for being a bit socially awkward. In fact, I once told a story so dull, it started the Great Contagious Yawn of the year XI A. B.
Poppy: He means After Bunker. This happened last week. (We go the past where Branch is telling his dull story to a crowd.)
Past Branch: So, after a lot of thought, I finally decided. The spoon is definitely my 4th favorite utensil. The crowd of Troll yawn along with the Earth and the moon. We then go back to the present.)
Branch: But listen: To be uncool, we’ll need to downplay your entire vibe. I’m talking a total make over. Uh, make under.
Lownote: Anything. I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure Guy gets the birthday of his dreams.
Branch: OK, then. For starters, we’ve gotta do something the suave cadence of your voice.
Lownote: What suave cadence of my voice?
Branch: That. Right there. Y-you hear how smooth that is?
Lownote: Hm. Lownote Jones has no idea what you mean.
Branch: There! You’re doing it right now!
Lownote: Well, I suppose we’ll just agree to disagree, baby. (He winks at Branch and a heart floats to him.)
Branch: GAH! Don’t wink! Oh. OK, wow, wow! Don’t worry. We’ll have you ready by party time. (That night at Guy Diamond’s party, everyone is paying attention to him.)
Guy Diamond: (chuckling) I love it! Oh, I’m having a wonderful time!  (A Troll gives him a present.) Oh, for me?! (He takes the present.) Thank you! (Tiny Diamond pops out of his hair.)
Tiny Diamond: Yeah, come wish happy birthday to my daddy! Give ‘em some love! (He blows his airhorns. Poppy, Branch, and Lownote arrive at the party.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! Lownote Jones!
All: Oh, my gosh! It’s Lownote Jones
Lownote: Oh, man, here they come. (He backs away.)
Branch: Hey, hey! It’s all right. You’re just gonna play it real uncool. Like we practiced.
Lownote: Right. Let’s do this thing.
Branch: First, start by avoiding eye contact.
Lownote: So, some weather we’re having, right?
Gust: Uh, what?
Branch: (offscreen) Then, nothing but eye contact.
Lownote: (Looking closer at Gust) I said, some weather we’re having, am I right?! (Gust chuckles nervously.)
Branch: Laugh way too loud at all the wrong times. (Lownote is with Smidge.)
Smidge: So, my Cuddle Pup ran away…  (Lownote laughs loudly.) Oh, my Guh. (Lownote falls over.)
Branch: Your jokes should be long-winded and impossible to follow. (Lownote is with Synth.)
Lownote: So then, the Puffalo’s brother, you know, the one with the long horns, not his stepbrother, the one with the really long horns. He walks into the party and says…
Synth: Huh?
Lownote: Wait, I skipped one part. Let me start over.
Synth: Ugh!
Lownote: So there’s this Puffalo, right? (Synth yawns and Lownote goes back to Poppy and Branch.)
Poppy: Lownote, that was incredible! I mean, this entire thing is super weird, but you did it so well!
Lownote: Oh, I don’t know.
Branch: No, it’s true, Lownote. You were dry. You were stiff. At times… (sniffs) … you were even off-putting.
Lownote: Wow. Thank you, Branch.
Poppy: Yeah, just super weird. (She hears Synth yawning.)
Synth: So tired…
Holly: (yawns) I might have to head home, y’all. (As they walk past some Trolls, they yawn.)
Poppy: Oh, no! Lownote! Your boring joke, it started a…
Lownote: Contagious yawn! (More Trolls yawn. As Lownote gasps in horror, Smidge falls asleep while trying to break a piñata. The Trolls then start leaving the party.) What have I done, baby?! What have I done?! (Poppy and Branch yawn and fall asleep.) Poppy! Branch! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (He yawns and falls asleep.)
Guy Diamond: (offscreen) OK, Guy-dolizers! It’s cake ti- (He sees that the guests are gone.) My party! What happened to it?!
Lownote: It’s my fault, Guy. (sighs)
Guy Diamond: Lownote? But how?
Lownote: It’s hard to explain. But I guess you could say, I lost my cool. (Soon, Guy Diamond is in a chair.) So you see, the problem was that I did everything Branch taught me too well. And that contagious caught on like a funky dance craze run wild… but in a bad way.
Guy Diamond: I see.
Lownote: I’m very sorry, Guy. I really tried to be less cool, but the fact is, it’s just not who I am.
Guy Diamond: No, it’s not. (Lownote sighs.) And I would never want you to be anything other than who you are.
Lownote: Really?
Guy Diamond: Of course. When I invite Lownote Jones to my party, I want the real Lownote Jones, whether I get to stand in the spotlight or not.
Lownote: But your party…
Guy Diamond: And don’t worry about the gala. These bobble figurines will still be good party favors next year. (He looks at his bobble figurines and sighs.)
Lownote: Not so fast. This party is far from over.
Guy Diamond: What? But the guests are all gone. Reviving this party would be impossible.
Lownote: Not for the world’s coolest Troll, baby. (As the Trolls continue to leave, Lownote appears in sunglasses.)
Country Troll #1: Whoa!
Pop Troll #1: So cool!
Lownote: Hello. Have you heard the inside-inside-inside scoop? Apparently, the gala is back on and better than ever. But you didn’t hear it from me. (He laughs and leaves.)
Country Troll #1: What a story! (An eagle comes over to more Trolls and Lownote slides down its wing.)
Lownote: Say there, did I ever tell you about the time I got stranded in the Anti-Dimension and had a groove-off against Reverse Lownote Jones?
All: Ooh!
Lownote: Well, just imagine a place, where everything was just like everything. (Later, he goes to an open space and clears his throat. Then he speaks through a megaphone.) Hey. (A crowd of Trolls comes over to him. Back at the party, Poppy, Branch, and Guy Diamond are cleaning. Suddenly, the party guests come back cheering.) 
Poppy, Branch, and Guy Diamond: Huh?
Lownote: Ha-ha! Party’s back on, baby! (He snaps his fingers and huge flowers that shoot confetti appear.)
Guy Diamond: Oh! (He walks over to Lownote and dances.) Looks like we get to share the attention, Lownote. Which is cool with me if it’s cool with you.
Lownote: (chuckles) Oh, it’s cool, baby. Very, very cool. (He winks at the screen and the episode ends.)
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