The SpongeBob n' Stuff Movie Pitch Meeting

The SpongeBob n' Stuff Movie Pitch Meeting is the 35th episode of Wait Wut and the 21st episode of season two. It is a parody of the series Pitch Meetings.
== Transcript ==
Ryan 1: So, you have a movie for me?
Ryan 2: Yes, sir I do. I was thinking we could make a movie based on one of those SpongeBob spin-off series that keep popping up everywhere.
Ryan 1: Oh, so which one? Because there are like so many that you could fill an entire website with them.
Ryan 2: Well, I kinda like the idea about one about the show SpongeBob n' Stuff.
Ryan 1: You mean the one that relies on outdated internet memes for humour?
Ryan 2: Yeah, 'cos casual audiences will just eat the chance to see outdated internet memes on the big screen up.
Ryan 1: So, what's the movie about?
Ryan 2: What?
Ryan 1: What's the story here?
Ryan 2: Oh, I haven't actually prepared anything because honestly I don't care.
Ryan 1: Well okay, but we gotta have something.
Ryan 2: Alright then, I was thinking we could have SpongeBob and Patrick go jellyfishing because that's something they do, right?
Ryan 1: It is indeed.
Ryan 2: Yeah, and then they find two copy-pastes of SpongeBob's character model except one's black and the other's white.
Ryan 1: Oh, I see.
Ryan 2: And they're called DarkBob and LightBob.
Ryan 1: Very original.
Ryan 2: I know. And the black one's evil for some reason and he wants to take over the world.
Ryan 1: Why's that?
Ryan 2: I don't know.
Ryan 1: Is this supposed to be a commentary on somethi-
Ryan 2: This is a film based on a show that relies on memes for its source of humour.
Ryan 1: Oh yeah.
Ryan 2: So SpongeBob, Patrick and LightBob escape and LightBob explains that she and DarkBob are actually SpongeBob's long lost twin siblings.
Ryan 1: Oh wow, so where have they been then?
Ryan 2: Well you see LightBob's gonna explain that the three of them were actually created in a laboratory by a pirate and hidden in a treasure chest on Bikini Atoll.
Ryan 1: Why's that?
Ryan 2: I don't know.
Ryan 1: But SpongeBob has a family, we've seen them in some epi-
Ryan 2: I don't know, I don't care. 
Ryan 1: Alright.
Ryan 2: So LightBob's also gonna explain that they have another brother called BlueBob and they're gonna need to go and get him if they wanna stop DarkBob from taking over the world and whatever.
Ryan 1: Oh, okay. And what's BlueBob gonna be like?
Ryan 2: He's gonna be Kevin Hart.
Ryan 1: I see.
Ryan 2: So they're gonna get their friends Sandy, Temmie from Undertale and Robbie Rotten from LazyTown to do this for them.
Ryan 1: Why's this?
Ryan 2: Because they're too busy going off to find Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls to help them because he's the only one who's stronger than DarkBob or something.
Ryan 1: Why's that?
Ryan 2: I don't know, I don't care. 
Ryan 1: Just sounds like you don't know what to do with the runtime.
Ryan 2: Aw, you know me so well. So anyway LightBob's gonna seduce this maid and make a joke about terrorism-
Ryan 1: Jokes about terrorism are tight.
Ryan 2: Yeah, very appealing to our meme-loving internet cultured audience.
Ryan 1: Wait, but isn't Bill Cipher a bad guy? Isn't it gonna be super hard to convince him to help?
Ryan 2: Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. 
Ryan 1: So what happens now?
Ryan 2: Well the other guys have made it to Bikini Atoll but it turns out BlueBob is a bad guy-
Ryan 1: Wow, I didn't see that one coming. 
Ryan 2: Yeah, and then Batman shows up-
Ryan 1: Woah, why's Batman in this movie?
Ryan 2: I don't know, I don't care. So anyway they're gonna go to the Batcave, make some penis jokes, BlueBob's gonna have an original musical number and team up with DarkBob-
Ryan 1: Wow, everything's happening so fast.
Ryan 2: I know, this is my first movie.
Ryan 1: I wouldn't have been able to tell. So what happens now?
Ryan 2: Oh, so there's gonna be this epic final battle.
Ryan 1: I bet it will be, Batman's in this.
Ryan 2: Well I mean there's not gonna actually be any fighting, I'm not good at writing that.
Ryan 1: Oh, so what's gonna happen then?
Ryan 2: Well, uh, the audience is here for the memes, right?
Ryan 1: So we're just gonna throw in a bunch of memes and call it a day?
Ryan 2: Basically.
Ryan 1: Well, it sounds like we've got a winner on our hands-
Ryan 2: Wait, I'm not done yet.
Ryan 1: o
Ryan 2: So DarkBob and BlueBob are gonna die, and Squidward's gonna come back from Antarctica-
Ryan 1: Woah, why's he there?
Ryan 2: Well, I was thinking he could quit his job at The Krusty Krab at the beginning of the movie so the film can actually have some tension.
Ryan 1: Yeah, but why's he gone to Antarctica?
Ryan 2: I don- I don't care okay?!
Ryan 1: Okay.
Ryan 2: So SpongeBob and LightBob are gonna fall in love and, we'll, that's the end.
Ryan 1: Wait, they're gonna fall in love?
Ryan 2: Yeah.
Ryan 1: But why? There wasn't any romantic tension in any of that! Didn't you say they were siblings?
Ryan 2: Look, I honestly don't care. All I know is that a film about memes is gonna sell.
Ryan 1: I agree, and I think this is a great idea. I just can't imagine a film about memes being good though.
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Ryan 2: We should probably say wait wut so the episode can end now.
Ryan 1: wait wut
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