Sweetcorn

Jade: Which Jade?
Dream: The Jade
Jade: WHICH JADE
DREAM: THE JADE
JADE: THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF JADES IN HER MIIIIIND
Blood: My Jade
Jade: I wanted to be the Jade with hands
Blood: Too bad
...
Courtney: ...sweetcorn?
Cyber Corn Woman: Yes, and we were going to do a funny video, but then we got interrupted by a confused songbird.
Courtney: It's just... popcorn is clearly superior.
Blaze: OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
Courtney: :D
Glory: Shut your maw, because I'm the grumpiest dragon alive.
Morrowseer: You stole my title D:
Courtney: No, no- look, you exchanged your title for the dragon who whines the most!
Scarlet: This isn't canon, I don't know why you're arguing about it.
...
[BOOM]
Cyber Corn Woman: Got them in one shot!
Courtney: You missed.
Jade: And hit the forest.
Dream: Ooo, plot! *munch munch*
Chipper: THIS IS WHY WE HAVEN'T RECORDED A VID IN MONTHS
Dream: Hey, wait, am I the male Magpie or the female Wolf?
Jade: The magpie, we don't want to be taken down due to a person used without permission.
DewSpectrum: Too late :D
[NUCLEAR BOOM]