Mr. Cold Feet's Pop-Up Shop: Transaction 1

Mr. Cold Feet's Pop-Up Shop: Transaction 1 is an Event Adventure Mission from the Mr. Cold Feet's Pop-Up Shop event.
==Steps==
# Speak with Sampo
==Dialogue==
===Speak with Sampo===
:Sampo: Ahh, fam! It's been such a long time, and I missed you dearly. Old Sampo here has a great idea that won't make money. You interested in getting in on it?
: "Won't" make money...?
::Sampo: Hahaha, don't fret on the details. We're all old friends here. How about lending a hand, eh?
: Why are you asking for my help to not make money?
::Sampo: Oh buddy, you're not in the know then. Sometimes the most fun opportunities are those that won't make money!
: Interesting. Count me in.
::Sampo: Ha, I knew you were a smart one!
:Sampo: Long story short, I was feeling really lonely, so I made a trip to Penacony not long ago. And then I remembered something...
:Sampo: Look, a meme crate that's been aged for eight years. Hidden right here in the Belobogian snow fields! No, wait... I found it eight years ago, so how many years would it be now?
: Where did this even come from?
: Why are you talking about it like it's liquor?
:Sampo: Thou shalt not inquire of the merchant the mysteries of their craft. After Jarilo-VI returned to the silver rail, I got to know several friends beyond the sky — that was when I was clued in on how big the market for this stuff was.
:Sampo: So they'll provide the product, I'll set up the entire sales strategy, and then you get all the profits for fronting this stuff during the trial stage — I won't make a dime, but it's a golden money-making opportunity for you!
:Sampo: How about this — do you have even a little and to spare? You can use these materials to stake your share, and we'll synthesize some stuff out of it. See how we can go about this biz, and you'll get the hang of it then.
:Contract Robot: Don't worry, buddy: The tiring, dirty work will be outsourced to robots.
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;(Exit without submitting the items)
:Sampo: What, not enough materials? Don't worry. I'll wait for you to get some. Come back anytime.
:Sampo: Ooh, got all the materials ready? Let's get to synthesizing then. See how this business works.
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:Sampo: See? I'm not lying to you. This business is really this easy.
: I mean, it is, but...
: You sure this isn't a front for something shady?
:Sampo: Balderdash. I refund all who leave bad reviews. How am I doing something illegal? It's buying and selling, after all, and we can't always meet every customer's needs. But as for what we're doing here, our products aren't that important. It's the very fun of trading.
:Sampo: I'm not making this up. I don't know if you've heard of this tale: There is a tavern at the end of the world that contains people from all walks of life. No matter who they are, all are welcome for a drink as long as they can provide entertainment.
:Sampo: This trading biz of ours isn't any different from the drinks available in that bar — we're all selling a sentimental value! Come, take a look at the complete goods list. Satisfaction guaranteed.
: View the pre-sale list.
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;(After exiting the menu)
:Sampo: This business will succeed for sure! Come back often, fam!
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;(Talk to Sampo again)
:Sampo: Just wanna chat? I thought of a joke recently. Give me your feedback: "The world brims with narcissistic wisdom. Only a fool knows that they're all a joke!"
:Sampo: You don't know what's so funny about that? That's the point - because it's just , haha.
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