Mario vs bomberman

Toad town, January 18, 2021, 15:13:38
‘twas a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Couldn’t be better. Mario was just strolling about. It’s been literal weeks since Bowser attacked. Makes sense, since the Koopa King had gone on vacation to the beach along with Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings.
A very boring day it was. A heat wave had just hit the Mushroom Kingdom. Peach and pretty much all the Toads were having a siesta, except for Toadsworth, the guy went to take some errands. Luigi had gone fishing with E. Gadd and as we all (don’t) know, Mario highly dislikes fishing, so he was all alone for the next hours.
“What a boring day!”, Mario said to himself. A tumbleweed rolled by as Mario looked around to see if anything was going on.
Then… he saw something. Mario went over to that spot and saw a mysterious white figure blowing up the wall of a fortress.
“Hey-a ! What are you doing?!”, Mario shouted. The figure turned around. “WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THAT FORTRESS?!”
The figure started to talk. “I’m Bomberman and I’m looking for Sirius. He has stolen the Omni Cube, a powerful and deadly artefact that can-“ “Do you know you-a suck at lying, you vandal?!”Mario said. “I’m not-“ was all Bomberman could say before a fireball just barely missed him.
“Excuse me, but I think you may be wrongly interpreting my act-“ was, once again, all Bomberman could say before Mario jumped at him with his hammer in his hand. The White Bomber rolled out of the way. “All right then… I see there’s not much else I can do at this moment…” Mario turned around. “…but give to you what you apparently really desire at this point.” With the final quote having passed, Bomberman prepares himself for battle as well.FIGHT!
Mario opened the fight by jumping high into the air and landing on Bomberman. Before he could react, Mario jumped up and performed a ground pound. This time though, Bomberman jumped out of the way.
Bomberman pulled out a couple bombs and threw ‘em at Mario. The bombs exploded as Mario screamed in pain.
“Perhaps I should’ve done this a while earlier…”, Bomberman said as he walked away. Then, however, Bomberman noticed a ball going diagonally upwards.
“What the…”
The ball continued to move upwards until it hit a Question Block and started moving diagonally downwards. Bomberman was in its path.
The Bomber simply walked out of the way, after which the ball once again ricocheted off the ground. Bomberman focused his attention to the apparently still living Mario, who had equipped the superball flower. “Pretty pathetic, those balls you just threw. How about this?”, Bomberman taunted, before throwing another bomb. Mario pirouetted to the left and celebrated his outsmarting of Bomberman. “Oh yeah, Imma numb-“ BOOM. Mario was hit anyways; only now did he realize the bomb had exploded in the shape of a “+”.
Mario retaliated by pulling out his hammer and jumping at Bomberman, swinging his hammer at him. Bomberman held his hands in front of his face, blocking most of the strikes before kicking Mario backwards. Mario shoots a couple fireballs at the bomber, but Bomberman kicks a bomb through one of them before jumping away. The fireballs sets the fuse on fire. Mario pulls out his hammer once again and whacks it back to where it came from. Only Bomberman wasn’t there.
Mario scratched his head in confusion. Then, he noticed something coming in his direction.
‘twas Bomberman once again, but now riding a Rooey and zooming at Mario at a very fast rate. Before the plumber could react, he was constantly hit over and over and over again, until he smashed the Rooey away with his hammer.
Mario then equipped the Blue Shell and began charging at Bomberman. “You’ve got a lot up your sleeve. But so do I.” Bomberman jumped out of the way once again. Mario bounced off a block and zoomed the other way before coming to an abrupt stop upon noticing Bomberman was no longer in his path. But he did hear a ticking sound on his back.
Mario looked around attempting to see Bomberman, until he found him… with a detonator in hand. Before Mario got the chance to realize a bomb had been planted on his back, it exploded and launched Mario into Bomberman, who punched him away.
Mario got up and turned to Bomberman, who had his arms crossed and looked pretty pissed off. “Look, we can end this now.” Then Mario equipped the Boomerang Flower and chucked a couple boomerangs at Bomberman. “Or we can do it the hard way, if you’d prefer.” Bomberman was hit by one of them, but dodged the second one. Bomberman then pulled out a very, very, very large bomb. “Like this hard way.”
Bomberman, now equipped with the Dangerous Bomb, jumped up and threw the bomb right in front of Mario’s feet. “There. Enjoy.”
The bomb exploded and Mario was launched backwards, after which Bomberman followed with a Flack Bomb, which once again sent Mario flyin’. Bomberman then threw a Speed Bomb, which at first seemed to overwhelm Mario with its speed, until the plumber grabbed the bomb and threw it back like a boss. Bomberman punched the bomb into Mario’s direction again and this went on for a while until Mario jumped up, tired of constantly blocking it. The bomb explodes but nothing happens.
Mario then pulls out the Cannon Box and fires cannonballs at Bomberman, but he throws a bomb into the cannon. Mario quickly throws it into Bomberman, who gets struck with the blast of his own bomb.
With Bomberman stunned, Mario snags the opportunity to pull out a Smash Ball and shoot the Mario Finale at the white hero. However, Bomberman recovers just in time to fly upwards with the Rocket and pelt Mario with more bombs before flying off. Mario whacks the bombs away. But where’s Bomberman?
Oh, there he is.
Riding a Yellow Tirra. Mario pulled out the Mega Mushroom and start running at Bomberman. However, the Tirra roared, stunning Mario and causing him to drop the Mega Mushroom, causing him to revert to normal.
“Y’know, you’re spending all your energy fighting while it’s not even worth it.”
Bomberman then throws a Water Bomb, the flood of water flushing the plumber backwards. But Mario doesn’t give up so quickly. Mario pulls out the Penguin Suit and throws an ice ball at the water, which freezes. Bomberman throws more bombs, but Mario chucks another one, freezing the bomb. He then throws an ice ball at Bomberman’s legs. Now unable to walk, Bomberman can only watch as Penguin Mario slides across the ground, dashing into his direction at full speed…
Is it over? Will the hit be fatal?
....
No.
Because Bomberman used the rocket once again to fly upwards, avoiding Mario as the fire from the rocket melts the ice.
Phew. That was close. But Mario hasn’t surrendered and now duplicates himself five times with the Double Cherry. Send in the clones, guys! Too bad Bomberman blows at least three of the six Mario to smithereens with a couple bombs. The remaining Marios all equip Frog Suits and try to jump on Bomberman, but a Thunder Bomb is all it takes to destroy the other two clones and injure the real one, also blowing his power-up into pieces.
Bomberman pulls out an RC Bomb and directs it at Mario, only the plumber jumps out of the way when it explodes. Then, Bomberman threw an incendiary bomb, but using F.L.U.D.D., Mario sprays out the fire, then flies up and attempts to land on Bomberman. When the White Bomber runs off, Mario instead gets himself a Tanooki Leaf to land safely and deflect one of Bomberman’s bombs with his tail.
Now it was time to get serious. With the Spin Drill in hand, Mario drills downwards and tries to hit Bomberman. “And the fight is still going on…”, Bomberman said. He then flies up with the rocket and throws a bomb downwards, blowing up the Spin Drill as soon as it surfaces.
Mario was running out of power-ups and he knew it. That’s why it was time for the Rainbow Star to make its entrance. As soon as Bomberman landed, Mario started rushing at Bomberman and made contact… then we see how Bomberman had equipped the Vest prior, therefore resisting Mario’s invincibility with his own. Both powerups ran out, leading Mario to jump backwards, equip the Hammer Suit and throw some hammers at Bomberman, who got hit several times before punching the last one away. Bomberman threw another bomb at Mario, but the plumber hid in his shell. All the bomb did was blowing him backwards in his shell.
Taking the opportunity, Bomberman threw a Gravity Bomb behind Mario, who was getting sucked into the black hole that was formed. Mario swiftly equipped the Cape Feather and started running while getting sucked in, therefore easily allowing him to fly up until the black hole closed, and then divebombed behind Bomberman, but he jumped up to avoid the shockwave.
Mario looked at Bomberman, who held his arms crossed and… simply idled. “Guess what I’ve got for you.”
This wasn’t right… and only then Mario heard the ticking sound of the hidden Remote Bomb that was planted behind him. “I’m sorry…”, Bomberman said as he detonated the bomb.
BOOM.
Bomberman was flung a l’il backwards, but was fine.
Mario wasn’t. His entire lower body was obliterated, as was his left arm. As a last resort, Mario equipped the Propeller Mushroom and flew at Bomberman in a straight line, attempting to shred him with his propeller. But Bomberman was prepared for the nigh unpredictable Mario and already had a bomb planted behind himself, then jumped to the left. Mario saw it, but he was flying too fast in order to stop.
The bomb exploded and sent Mario flying upwards. Bomberman then threw a Navarm Bomb into the air as the finisher. “Really… I’m sorry…” Bomberman said, before the bomb finally stopped going upwards, a little above Mario. The bomb exploded and sent a wave of lava dropping onto the plumber.
Mario screamed in pain as he was molten into liquid. Mario’s fluid remains then fell downwards, turning into vapor as it fell.
Bomberman then walked off, ready to find Sirius.
'KO!the winnner is bomberman