John Egbert

John Egbert is a character in Homestuck Roleplay v413 [June Update]. idk if hes major or not honestly lol
==Personality==
John is a nice soul in Homestuck City, doing lots of John Egbert things. He constantly says he is a heterosexual, while everyone knows that he is in fact not. John is a weezer enjoyer, but he is not as fond of it as Jake. He does, however, LOVE fortnite. It is probably his favorite thing, right after telling everyone he's straight. He streams this wonderful game on his Twitch channel with Dave.
John somehow always gets himself in discussions about troll anatomy. He knows absolutely nothing about troll anatomy, but still thinks he's right. troll horns are used for ramming into each other guys trust me i wear glasses trolls are just like rhinos.
==Relationships==
=== Rose Lalonde ===
John and Rose have a similar relationship to that of Jake and Roxy. They enjoy being in each other's company and John will invite Rose to cause chaos together with him. John is always one to put a smile on Rose's face, even if shrouded in darkness and teenage angst.
=== Dave Strider ===
Dave and him have a big bromance. And not your regular bromance, I mean bro romance. John says he's not a homosexual, but deep down he knows he truly is one when he sees the face of Dave. Those glasses.. That blonde hair... *Chefs kiss*
=== Dad Egbert ===
==Gallery==
File:Pokemon John.jpg|Artwork of John as a Pokémon Trainer.
File:Act 9 - HSRKJ John Egbert.png|John as portrayed in Homiesuck RoleKJ.
==Trivia==
* John is transmasc and wears a Nic Cage binder.
*John's Twitch channel is "ectoBiologist". wow ok i was gonna make it something stupidly funny like "xXEgbertGaming420Xx" but stickin with what probably would be canon, huh? fine. ectoBiologist it is then, but i'm making dave's twitch handle "tommyinnit" and you can't stop me. i will watch everything burn.
*John's gay awakening was Dream. Yes, the Minecraft YouTuber.