It's Got to Be Ska Part 10

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "It's Got to Be Ska Part 10," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox presents a playlist combining non-ska and ska. They interview a bride and groom, discuss superstitions, and get diagnosed with multiple ailments. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the episode discussing a superstition that has prevented Dillon from driving on main roads since the duo's 50th episode. He was told to take only backroads for 100 episodes after diagnosing his bad luck on WembMD (not to be mistaken with WebMD).
They get a call from Mika and Drew, a bride and groom duo who are planning on getting married next week. Matt and Dillon are DJing their wedding, and Matt gets nervous talking to them. The DJs ask the couple multiple questions surrounding logistics and happiness, and the couple showers the DJs with compliments.
Matt has booked a guest that he met earlier that day but doesn't know much about him. The man introduces himself as Dr. Franklin Wemb, MD, the creator of WembMD. He wears a Rorschach mask due to his intense beauty and holds no actual medical degrees. He also claims that both DJs are dying from diseases. Matt gets diagnosed with stage 11 Cottage Cheese Brain, but there are 31 stages so he's not too advanced. Dillon is diagnosed with a mild case of Green Celeriac Hip, and the only cure is to take backroads for 2 years (which roughly translates to 100 Double Heads episodes).
Dr. Wemb encourages both DJs to stick to a strict diet of kielbasa, pierogis, and caramelized onions – and all items should be basted with dog fat, caramelized carrots, and a favorite Gatorade flavor. He also claims that when the DJs die they will never lose consciousness and forever experience the rotting of their corpses underground (which he refers to as "the great bar mitzvah in the sky." His wife, Jean Wemb, operates the website KeepingCleanWithJean.com, which provides detailed instructions on the amount of times to bury and unbury your food before consuming.
They get a call from a man named Jericho who claims to be their Los Angeles-based traffic correspondent, although neither DJ has ever heard of him. Jericho says he has done 150 episodes worth of LA traffic updates, and Dr. Wemb diagnoses him with Dog Breath Leviathan Dog Bite (DBLDB) on his legs. They also get a call from a man named Scotland Yard, who self-identifies as the best detective, but he calls in the last couple minutes and they can't learn more about him. 
They decide the genres contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Dr. Franklin Wemb
Mika
Drew
Jericho
Scotland Yard
==Featured Music==
Less Than Jake - "Welcome to the New South"
No Doubt - "Blue in the Face"