Classic Adventures of PWNage! No. 3: Love at first strike

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== The Story ==
In view from inside a container of some sort, a silhouette of a spiky haired figure approaches. They put their hand on the glass, before clunking it with their fist, and leaving the room.
Then it reveals that Chad, Spiral, and Aiden are watching an Anime movie late at night, The movie cuts to credits, and the three voice their displeasure about it's ending, stating that they're just setting up a sequel for no reason. 
All three decide to go to bed, with Aiden staying on the couch to watch old 70s rock documentaries as he dozes off. The next morning, he is awoken by Spiral, who darts into the room with breakfast from Waffle House. 
Chad floats into the room like a cartoon character from the smell of it, as Spiral texts Ejay that second breakfast is at the Tower. Ejay crashes through the window as soon as he sends the text, and they all eat.
They all go outside to head to the local park to have a snowball fight, as Nugg3t asks to come, but they say he can't get water in his system, so he must stay. When they get to the park, they get 30 minutes to build their fort to defend against the incoming battle.
Chad slams the ground, sending a bunch of snow to pile up on top of itself, and making a nice wall. Aiden doesn't make a fort, but instead enchants a big golem made of snow, ready to defend him.
Ejay uses force fields to shape a nice circle around himself, and Spiral uses his speed to make a big snow house, with a working door and everything.
The air is tense, as the timer ticks down. The warriors death stare eachother from their fortresses, before the battle begins!
The Golem rushes toward Spiral's house, destroying the front door, surprising him. It swings its fist on top of him, but when he lifts his fist, there's nothing there!
It turns around to see several Spiral clones made of Snow. The monster panics, and backs up into the house, causing it to collapse on top of him. Spiral quickly rushes over, smoothing over the edges of the snow, and trapping the Golem!
It roars with fury, as Spiral chuckles, but then gets domed in the face by Chad so hard he does a full flip. Chad laughs aloud, and turns back to see Ejay charging up a snow beam. He fires it, but Chad is saved in the nick of time by Aiden, slashing through the snow, and using Lazelokk to shovel snow at both of them, covering them.
Aiden, then gets pelted from behind, turning around quickly, but nothing is there, then another, and another, before all three are facing machine gun snowball fire. By the end of it, the three are practically cocooned in snow.
Spiral dashes up in front of them, jokingly asking who could've done this to them. Chad pulls a smirk, and plays along with his joke, groaning in pain, and telling Spiral to go on without them, continuing to moan and gnash his teeth, until he does a really loud one, launching Spiral backward, right into the Golem's head.
Chad then breaks out of the snow, and picks up the still frozen Aiden, lobbing him at the still frozen Ejay. Spiral busts out of the top of the mound, and challenges Chad atop the high ground. Chad accepts, and dashes toward him, but is tackled by Ejay.
On top of him, Ejay has a large glob of snow, ready to crush Chad's head with, when he's hit by a snowball from in front of him. The snowball hit's him square in the face, but it doesn't disintegrate on contact. Ejay flies back a bit, before struggling to get up.
Aiden rushes to his side, noticing the spot where he got hit is bleeding, as Ejay groans in pain. Aiden gets upset, saying that putting rocks in the snowballs is fucked up, but both Chad and Spiral refude doing it, when Chad picks up the "snowball" to inspect it. 
It was indeed a rock, and he gets confused as to who threw it, when a gravely, scratching voice shouts for their attention from behind them. It's Spyron, commending his brothers tactics, commenting on how Maroonans are naturally adept at war, even if he's not a REAL one.
Helping Ejay up, The EDF all tell Spyron to get dicked, enraging him, but he keeps his cool, darting over and punching Chad square in the gut, who returns the favor by chopping the side of his head. It knocks him backward, but he regains his composure mid-air, landing and telling them to come and get him.
Spyron darts away to a warehouse down the road, as the EDF gives chase. When they arrive the lights are all off, and they get defensive, ready for a surprise attack.
The lights flash on, and Spyron and Myrna appear, mocking them across the warehouse. They split off, as Myrna attacks them with some handmade drones, occupying Ejay and Aiden.
Spyron darts outside, and Chad tells Spiral to go after him, as they deal with Myrna. Spiral nods, and dashes after him. Inside the second warehouse, Spyron waited in front of a large shipping container, and engaged his brother with some light banter. 
Spyron says he doesn't know how Spiral can enjoy cold ass days like this, and that he's freezing his ass off out there. Spiral laughs and says that if their Father knew that all it took to beat the fabled Spyron was a snow day he'd kill him.
Spyron gets enraged by this, and strikes at him with Red Lightning, but Spiral dodges all of the blasts. Spyron doesn't care, boasting about how that's not the main course, and kicks the lock off the container, jumping on top of it.
The doors swing open, and a gleam shines from within it, as Spiral readies himself waiting for a horrid creature to launch from the cargo, but surprisingly, a woman darted out at high speeds, striking him in the stomach. He drops on his back, and tries to process what just happened, as the girl shows up in his field of view above him, mocking him by complimenting his high speeds.
Spiral kicks up, and gets into a fighting stance, as she does the same. He questions who the hell she is, but she tries to strike him again. He dodges, and kicks her in the arm, making her fall to the ground. He looks at Spyron and scolds him for making him hit a woman, but Spyron just chuckles, and sits back to watch.
She cartwheels up, and spins quickly in a small circle, kicking up a small pillar of flames, that she kicks at Spiral in bursts. He uses his own Spike to send it back at her, which she deflects at the wall.
Both of them jokingly say "Fancy moves!" and laugh at eachother, before trying to go at it again. After realizing that Spiral isn't even trying to hurt her anymore, she starts to slow down, and asks why they're even fighting in the first place, saying that Spiral is a nice guy, which he thanks her for, saying she's pretty funny, which she also shows her gratitude, and compliments him again, as they go back and forth.
Spyron exPLODES with anger, and shouts at the top of his lungs at the girl for flirting with the guy she's supposed to be disemboweling. They hear "flirting", and blush a bit, looking away from eachother. 
Spyron loses it, and runs at them at mach 3, Thunder Dropping directly on top of her head, knocking her out cold. Spiral gets actually upset by this, and fights with spyron again, punching him in the ribs so hard he goes in the air a bit, grabbing his heels and slamming him into the floor.
Spyron takes the impact, balling up after bouncing from the crater, and tries Thunder Dropping Spiral, but he catches his leg, and spins him around, letting go of him so hard he flies through the walls of the warehouses, right into Chad's arms.
Spiral rushes over to the girl, picking her up and checking if she's okay. Barely awake, she reaches for Spiral's face, touching his cheek, and then takes his glasses off, before putting them on herself. She laughs weakly, before passing out.
Later, she wakes in a hospital, with Spiral sitting next to her, holding her hand. He notices her awakening, and frantically apologizes, explaining what happened, as he asks if she's okay. Circa rolled her eyes, and shut him up mid-sentence with a passionate kiss.
*After Credits Page* 
Circa is up late at night, opening the window to look outside at the moon. She sighs, thoughts clouding her mind about herself. She gains resolve with a stern look, and looks to the neckhole of her shirt, where Spiral's glasses hang on her.
She takes them, putting them on with a smile, and looking outside once again.
== Trivia ==
* After the time skip to the Hospital, Spyron and Myrna got away because Chad, threw Spyron at her so hard they both flew out the door, and Spyron decided that it wasn't worth it anymore. -Lobsterbike
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