Basketbunnies (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Space Jam Advertisement ==
Cake: "Remember, everyone, watch Space Jam."
Candy: "It's a great movie about the Looney Tunes playing basketball with a bunch of aliens who want them to be in the amusement park of their boss."
Cookie: "But they don't want to be in the amusement park, so they're challenged to a basketball game with the help of Michael Jordan."
Cake: "For the love of this movie, we're going to start the meat of Season 2 by playing basketball against a team of nigh unstoppable jerks."
Candy: "And unstoppable as in unstoppable in basketball games."
Cookie: "Sarah, do you think we should start?"
Sarah: "For sure!" she snaps her fingers
== Ring Intro ==
Cookie: she spins a basketball with her ear
== Episode ==
Blitzing Birds: they try to get the ball from the Robust Rhinos
Robust Rhino 1: he throws the ball at the goal at the tail end of the 2nd quarter
Announcer: "The Blitzing Birds are at 0, and the Robust Rhinos are at 50. THE ROBUST RHINOS WIN BY MERCY RULE! Again."
The audience cheering for the Robust Rhinos cheer for the team as they won
Robust Rhino Captain: "Now go home. Nobody can beat us. You're weak."
The Blitzing Birds cried as all of the members ran away to their audience
Next Game...
Mighty Musk Oxen: they tried stealing the ball from the Robust Rhinos
Robust Rhino 2: he shot a 3 pointer at the goal at the tail end of the 2nd quarter
Announcer: "And yeah, that looks like the Mighty Musk Oxen are just about done with 0 points compared to the Robust Rhinos' 51!"
The audience that were rooting for the Robust Rhinos cheered for them
Robust Rhino 3: "Now get out. We are too good for you."
Robust Rhino 4: "Yeah! Get out! You are weak, you are useless, and you will never win any basketball game!"
The Mighty Musk Oxen cry and go back to the audience
The Next Game...
The Rascally Rabbits tried to get the ball from the Robust Rhinos
Robust Rhino 1: "Your agility isn't enough."
Robust Rhino 4: he tried shooting another 3 pointer
The ball bounced of the board
Robust Rhino 5: she got the ball and slam dunked at the tail end of the 1st quarter
The Robust Rhinos cheered
Announcer: "Of course, I don't think the Rascally Rabbits are gonna win this one. They have 0 points as opposed to the Rhinos' 20."
Robust Rhinos 6-12: "Get out, Rascally Rabbits. Quit now or endure an embarrassing defeat."
Rascally Rabbits: "We're going to call for substitutes."
Cake: she was in the audience rooting for the Rascally Rabbits "Hey! That's unsportsmanlike behavior! Why would they do that?"
Candy: "They are being decently good sportsmen during the game, but I'm sure that's because they'll get fouled for unsportsmanlike behavior during the game."
Cookie: "Wait a second, how about we challenge them?"
Cream: "Kids, please no! You'll be heavily injured if you score even 1 point against that team!"
Cake: "And we're gonna use that to our advantage. That's a flagrant foul, which will award us with 2 free throws."
Cream: "I'm not sure you're that good at basketball."
Cake: "Confidentially, we played it a lot during our spare time."
Cream: "At least you're getting exercise, but the Robust Rhinos are, as the name implies, robust! And they are too big and strong for you to win games against them!"
Candy: "Just have faith in us. They have only 7 members."
In the Next Scene...
Announcer: "Attention, audience, all of the Rascally Rabbits are not gonna play the next games. And here are the new players: Player 1, Cake Prower, Player 2, Candy Prower, Player 3, Cookie Prower, Player 4, Custard Coney, Player 5, Skye Prower."
Robust Rhino Captain: "Seriously? These guys? Why couldn't you have picked actually good players?'
Custard: "Because we love the game."
5 Playing Robust Rhinos: "We will get these kids."
Cake: she eats a carrot
Robust Rhinos: "Can't you see we're going to beat you?"
The coin was tossed
Cake: "We're passing the ball." she threw the ball at Candy
Candy: she used her ear to throw the ball in an arc in order for it to be shot through the other basket
The Rhinos tried to catch the ball, but the ball went up too high, so all of them were injured and were arranged in a pile
The ball was shot through the opposing team's basket
The crowd cheering for the Rascally Rabbits cheered
Candy: she eats a radish
The ball was passed to one of the Rhinos
Robust Rhino 2: he passed the ball to Robust Rhino 5
Robust Rhino 5: she dribbled the ball
Custard: she sneaks behind the ball and steals it, then tries to throw it at the rim, before getting hit by Robust Rhino 3
The buzzer was pressed
Cake: "That's a flagrant foul. Two free throws for us."
Skye: he gets the ball and shoots it through the rim with one hand "See that? I did it with one hand! Now look out for this." he shot through the rim through his other hand "Is it awkward that I'm the only member of the Rabbits who is a fox and a boy?"
The Rhinos caught the ball and tried to throw it to the other goal
Custard: she caught the ball with her two ears, jumping very high, and threw it in the air into the rim
The crowd cheered for the Rascally Rabbits
Robust Rhino 1: he throws the ball to Robust Rhino 5
Robust Rhino 5: she got the ball and dribbled it
Cookie: she used her ear to get the ball and flung the ball like a catapult, scoring a 3 point shot
The crowd cheered for the Rascally Rabbits
Tails, Cream, and Butter: "Hey, announcer! Can we have front seats? Those are our children!"
Announcer: "Sure!"
Cream: "Go, girls, go!"
Cake: "This will be a cinch."
The Rhinos passed the ball to each other while they were running to the other goal
Robust Rhino 5: she got the ball and threw it at the goal
Cake: "Gotcha!" she ran to the opposing team's goal
The Rhinos tried running to her, but she was too fast
Cake: she jumped at the rim and did a slam dunk, then stood on the basket
The ball bounced so hard, it went through the bottom of the rim
Cake: she dribbled it through the goal multiple times
The scene faded out and the next scene was shown
Announcer: "The Rhinos are losing their first game at 20 points. The Rascally Rabbits are at 50! That's amazing!"
Robust Rhino Captain: "We need to stop them from scoring another point. We need defense so that we can make it to the 3rd quarter without a mercy win."
The 5 Rhinos playing did a Team Hand-Stack, then they raised their hands up
Robust Rhinos: "Rhinos forever!"
The game continued now at 1 minute
The Rhinos passed the ball, but Skye got the ball, blocking it from them
Skye: he went to the other team's goal
The Rhinos snatched the ball from Skye
Skye: he got the ball
The Rhinos injured Skye by accident
Announcer: "Flagrant foul!"
Cookie: "I'm doing the free throws."
Robust Rhinos and their Audience: they keep shouting "Airball!"
Cookie: "You want me to do an airball? Then so be it!" she throws the ball in the air
The ball keeps spinning around in circles, before going inside the rim and not touching the net at all
Cookie: "Got your wish? I did an airball."
Announcer: "Woah! That's new. An airball that went through the rim and didn't touch anything! One point."
Cookie: "And here's my next free throw." she threw the basketball upward
The basketball moved in many different directions, from the Rabbits' goal to the Rhinos' goal, then moving in circles in the middle of the court before it got inside the rim without it touching anything
Cookie: "An airball, a free throw, and it did not miss!"
The Rascally Rabbits laughed and cheered for Cookie
Announcer: "1 more 3 pointer, and it's a mercy win for the Rascally Rabbits!"
Robust Rhinos: they try to get the ball from Skye
Cake: she tries blocking
Announcer: "15 seconds left!"
Skye: he got the ball
Crowd: "14! 13! 12! 11! 10!"
Skye: he shoots another ball by throwing it the hardest he could in the air
The basketball broke the ceiling and went to the exosphere, but gravity was strong enough to pull it down towards Mobius and was burning like a fireball
Crowd: "5! 4! 3! 2! 1!"
The ball went through the hoop like a fireball and crashed on the field, thus blowing all of the Robust Rhinos away and making them into a pile
Announcer: "And that's it! 3 more points! The Rabbits are at 55, and the Robust Rhinos are at 20! THE RABBITS WIN THROUGH MERCY RULE!"
The crowd cheered for the Rascally Rabbits, especially Tails, Cream, and Butter
Announcer: "What a game! WHAT A GAME! This marks the first score against the Robust Rhinos, the first win against the Robust Rhinos, the first kids to win against the Robust Rhinos, the first mercy win against the Robust Rhinos, and the first kids to have a mercy win against the Robust Rhinos!"
The Robust Rhinos tried to attack the Rascally Rabbits
Cake: she pretended to be resting her arm on the wall while eating a carrot
The Robust Rhinos hit the wall and were knocked out
Cake: "That's a wrap."
Announcer: "So what are you going to do, Rascally Rabbits, now that the Robust Rhinos are out of the championship?"
Cake: "This will be a piece of cake, go to the finals."
Finals
The score was 0-100
Skye: "What a bunch of dorks."
Custard: "That will teach the Robust Rhinos and those almost as unsportsmanlike players to not be jerks to everyone."
Tails, Cream, and Butter: "We are so proud of you!" they embraced the kids
Custard: she puts a song on the radio
Space Jam Theme Plays
Cake: "Come on and slam! And welcome to the jam!
Come on and slam! If you wanna jam!"
The End!
== Formula Change 2 ==
Mr. Energy: "Attention all Kids of Mobius, there's been a change in formula for every episode."
Twist: "What is it, buster? I was just debuting with my sister!"
Mr. Energy: "Every A segment will now include a Prower Sisters or Rose Siblings episode, and every B segment will now include other segments, like Boxer and Emerald, Lemur Twins, Mongoose Sisters, Rob and Riley, Pyro and Iron, and the Junior Chaotix."
Twist: "BUSTER, THIS IS THE WORST CHANGE YOU COULD'VE MADE TO THE SHOW! I was about to get my big break, and NOW you limit the amount of segments I get?"
Twirl: "Well, that's great! Now we won't have any bad ideas." she bounces around crazily
Twist: "I guess there is some merit to be had there."
Cake: she eats a carrot "And that means more segments for us."
Smash: "And us too! Though why did you decide on this?"
Mr. Energy: "The Prower Sisters and the Rose Siblings were the segments the creator and its viewers love the most."
Flash: "That's great! Thanks, viewers!" she bows down to the audience who applauded the Rose Siblings and the Prower Sisters
Mr. Energy: "See you next segment in Kids of Mobius. Because that is not yet all, friends!"
Twist: "Wait, is it my turn?"
Mr. Energy: "Yep."
Twist: she bounces around crazily with her twin sister, Twirl
Cake: "But for now, let's close off an advertisement for Space Jam with some effort into it, with a plot, funny gags, and more. It's not a lazy cashgrab!"
The End!
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