I'm Number One

"I'm Number One" is a song from Baby Einstein Most Wanted.
== Lyrics ==
I'm number one
You're number two
We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than you
I'm number one
You're number two
I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me
I'm one
"You're one."
You're number two
"I'm number two."
You may think that you're smarter
But I'm smarterer than you
I'm number one
You're number two
You're lucky to be number two, not number three
I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day, you'll get your chance
But in the meantime, you've got to dance, monkey, dance!
Dance, monkey, dance!
Chris: I'm number two
He's number one
I can't believe I'm working for a diminutive
I'm number two
He's number one
"I'm number one!"
You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss does ballet
I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line
It won't be long 'till I get my chance
But in the meantime, I've got to dance, monkey, dance
Andrei: Dance, monkey, dance
Andrei: I'm number one
Chris: He's number one!
Andrei: You're number two
Chris: I'm number two!
Andrei: That's it, kid
There you go
Now step aside
This ain't your show!
I'm one
Chris: (Mockingly) I'm one!
Andrei: I'm number one!
Chris: Yes, we know!
Andrei: I'm...
Chris: He's...
Both: Number one!
Category:Songs