The Key to a Successful Interview is a Good First Impression!

The Key to a Successful Interview is a Good First Impression! is written by The Sage of Toads and began online publication on December 25th, 2009.Post #699275 at The Fanfiction Forum - Retrieved 22-01-2022 It currently stand incomplete at 35 instalments, the most recent of which was published on July 12th, 2015.The Sage of Toads at Fanfiction.net (Link subsequently deleted)
==Description==
==Plot==
===1: And Suddenly, Ranma Saotome / Did He Just Use His ARSENAL Heading for This?===
===2: Tatewaki Kuno is Stupid / Throw Punches at Him!===
===3: The Difference between Men and Boys / Destroy Tatewaki Kuno!===
===4: Misguided Missile / A Weapon of Massive Density===
===Episode V: P-CHAN STRIKES BACK===
===6: I Know You Like to Think Your Shit Don't Stink, but... - Part 1 / It Runs in the Family a Little Too Deep===
===7: I Know You Like to Think Your Shit Don't Stink, but... - Part 2 / I am Altering the Story. Pray that I Do Not Alter it Any Further.===
===8: 518 - Part 1 / Ice, Ice, Baby===
===9: 518 - Part 2 / I Guess You Could Say... *sunglasses* the Author Forgot to Chill Out. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!===
===10: The Third Sino-Japanese War 1: Mock Battle / Don't Eat the Moo Goo Gai Pan===
===11: The Third Sino-Japanese War 2: Skirmish / Shampoo Fans, Get Your Popcorn Ready!===
===12: The Third Sino-Japanese War 3: Chemical Warfare / The Oncoming Atrocity===
===13: The Third Sino-Japanese War 4: Defection / The Fallout Descends===
===14: The Third Sino-Japanese War 5: Arms Race / Preparing for the Final Battle===
===15: The Third Sino-Japanese War 6: Victory / The Battle===
===16: The Third Sino-Japanese War 7: The Post-War Era / Back to Zero===
===17: Akane Tendo is a Bad Cook / Easing Up On the Tension Now...===
===18: Take Me Out - Part 1 / Yes this is a Franz Ferdinand Reference, They Fucking Rule===
===19: Take Me Out - Part 2 / I Know I Won't be Leaving Here, with You...===
===20: Sunrise to Sunset / The Events Portrayed in this Chapter Took Place Between the Hours of Seven in the Morning and Seven in the Evening===
===21: Cat Scratch Fever / Caturday is a Very Dangerous Day===
===22: The Hierophant's Sunglasses / In Fond Memory of Hirotaka Suzuoki [1950-2006]===
===23: The Pig Who Roared Like a Lion / Oh Great, it's Ryoga Again===
===24: De-clawing the Lion / This Chapter is Dedicated to Antvasima, Who Hates this Kind of Stuff===
===25: Gluttony - Part 1 / Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags. - Proverbs 23:20-21===
===26: Gluttony - Part 2 / And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite. – Proverbs 23:2===
===27: Happosai / It Begins===
===28: Sword of Doom / You Have to Take the Good with the Bad===
===29: SWORD OF THE WAR GOD! DAI-KUNO!===
===30: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines / What Would You Do, for a Billion Yen? Would You Lie? Would You Steal? Would You... Fight?===
===31: Good Ol' End of Days - Part 1 / "Kids are cruel. All People are, by Nature – They Just Lose Touch with it as They Get Older." - Sundowner, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Chapter R-04===
===32: Good Ol' End of Days - Part 2 / "Like I Said, Kids are Cruel, Jack. And I'm Very in Touch with My Inner Child." - Sundowner, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Chapter R-04===
===33: Dinner with the Hibikis / Now with 150 Percent More Azumanga Daioh===
===34: No More Tears / Mama I'm Comin' Home===
===35: Black and White / There Will be Red All Over...===
==Notes==
*A Side story exists in The Key to a Successful Crossover is Keeping it Cool!, also by The Sage of Toads.
*A second non-Ranma ½ side story exists in Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon: No Safe Fucking Word!Retrieved 07-07-2024, also by The Sage of Toads.
*Was published to Fanfiction.net (#5953631) but subsequently deleted.
==The Fanfiction Forum Posting History==
*1A 25/12/09
*1B 28/12/09
*2A 31/12/09
*2B 20/01/10
*3A 25/01/10
*3B 10/02/10
*4 21/03/10
*5 07/04/10
*6 13/04/10
*7 07/05/10
*8 16/05/10
*8 (revision) 11/06/10
*9 11/06/10
*10 16/06/10
*10 (revision) 16/06/10
*11 17/06/10
*11 (revision) 17/06/10
*12A 17/06/10
*12B 18/06/10
*12 (revision) 18/06/10
*13A 19/06/10
*13B 20/06/10
*13C 10/07/10
*13A (rev vision) 11/07/10
*13B (revision) 11/07/10
*14 01/08/10
*15A 05/08/10
*15B 05/08/10
*16 13/08/10
*16 (revision) 14/08/10
*17 03/09/10
*"Theme Song" 07/09/10
*17 (revision) 09/09/10
*18A 11/09/10
*18B 12/09/10
*18 (revision) 15/09/10
*19 16/09/10
*"Theme Song 2" 25/09/10
*20 28/10/10
*21 13/11/10
*21A (revision) 22/01/11
*21B (revision) 22/01/11
*22 02/04/11
*23 14/05/11
*24 14/05/11
*30A 03/05/13
*30B 03/05/13
*30C 06/05/13
*"Theme Song 3" 16/09/13
*31A 27/12/13
*31B 27/12/13
*32 Preview 26/01/14
*33 20/06/15
*34A 20/06/15
*34B 21/06/15
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