The Mayor of PenisVille

The Mayor of PenisVille runs PenisVille and the world. He took over in 2069 after blowing up Mars. PenisMan must stop him. All hail the Mayor of PenisVille.
it is mostly 'we feel bad for ian because he is so devoted to an asshole'(edited)
obviously y'all fucking hate me now but i'd rather have people hate me + want me to go out and slit my own throat than people fucking pitying me because i'm friends with someone they have a weird, obsessive hatred against because he took spongebob fanfiction more seriously than they did