Auditioning For Undertale (Transcript)

Zoe and Raphael are now starting production for their upcoming musical. So they are now auditioning actors for their play. They got the list of actors in the que as well as their phone numbers to keep in touch. (If y'all find the audition segment boring, please skip)
Raphael: So, who do we have on the que?
Zoe: Let's see, Derrick Hernadez from the United States.
Raphael: I wonder what character is he auditioning for.
Zoe: No idea but this is exciting.
Raphael: Yeah, let's get him in.
Derrick entered the audition room wearing jeans and a striped shirt. Zoe and Raphael were impressed.
Derrick: Hi, I'm Derrick.
Raphael: Hi, I'm Raphael Lau, son of Les Miserables actors, Richard and Sara Lau and this is my partner, Zoe, daughter of Miss Saigon and Les Miserables actors, Joseph and Anna Tria.
Derrick: You must be famous. 
Zoe: You're really dressed up.
Derrick: They always tell you to dress for the part you want so I thought, why not just come in full character?
Raphael: Wow! Erm... what character are you dressed as?
Derrick: Frisk. Obviously. Like if he's male.
Zoe: I am already thinking of a male Frisk though.
Raphael: That's interesting, I like it, I like the expression. 
Zoe: Alright, so what are you gonna be singing for us today?
Derrick: Megalo Strike Back. 
Zoe and Raphael: ...
Zoe: (whispers) I don't think this is Frisk's song.
Raphael: (whispers) Yeah, this is Chara's song in the Genocide route.
Derrick: Because it's Undertale, I chose this song.
Raphael: Erm... that song really isn't-
Derrick: The song shows up my range so...
Zoe: Did you prepare any other song?
Derrick: No.
Zoe: Okay, yeah, erm... I guess we'll go with it. Erm... whenever you're ready.
Song: Megalo Strike Back by KHTLL13
Annika: #What you want is what you’re gonna get #I’m not waiting for #You to figure out #What you’ve done to cross #Me the wrong way #I don’t think that you understand! #You’ve fallen into a spiral of #Determination #And you don’t regret #Any of your actions #Why do you think #That I’m stopping you right here? #You wanted me to destroy them all #So I listened and #Helped you on your way #I was sleeping butn #You’ve awakened me #Here I am to set you free #Since when were you the one in control? #You’re a puppet just #Like the rest of them #I don’t understand #Why you’re doing this #Now there’s no one to be missed... #Falling in #You’re stuck with me forever #Don’t you think that you should #Reset while you can, because #In just a #Moment you’ll be #(I don’t know #What you’re #Talking about! #Gone... lost... stuck... dead... #You think that you can play the victim #Even though you know #You did this yourself... #You can’t play it off #Like an accident #This was of your own free will! #You wanted a murderer of me #And now here I stand #Ready to attack #Just like you showed me #Was the right thing to do #No matter who it is... #You were given so many options #But you chose to stay #And to slay them all #Even though they were #Helpless, and so weak #Did you even try to speak up? #I’m sure that someone could’ve helped you #From the Underground #But you didn’t try #Lashed out, out of fear #Looking for something #Feed your curiosity... #Don’t you think that I... #Might have some feeling in my heart...? #It’s pointless... to believe you #Have the time... to convince me... #When... will... this... end... ? #What you want is what you’re gonna get #I’m not waiting for #You to figure out #What you’ve done to cross #Me the wrong way #I don’t think that you understand! #You’ve fallen into a spiral of #Determination #And you don’t regret #Any of your actions #Why do you think #That I’m stopping you right here?#
Raphael: Okay.
Zoe: Yeah yeah, we're good.
Raphael: Okay, erm...
Zoe: Okay, we're good. Thank you.
Raphael: (whispers) Oh my god.
Zoe: Good job.
Derrick: Thanks.
Raphael: Good job.
Derrick: How did I do? Was it good? Did you like it? Did I get Frisk?
Zoe: Now I'm going to be honest. Erm... I don't feel like that song was entirely appropriate for their character when you're auditioning for Frisk. But you have a good, erm... big range.
Derrick: Who'd I get? Who am I cast as now?
Raphael: Erm... well we're still deciding. We still have other auditions to go through today so...
Derrick: Oh, you 2 don't know? Oh... I just thought like, you know, because I showed my whole range so-
Zoe: We'll have the cast list posted... Friday evening. Erm-
Derrick: Yeah, okay, that's cool.
Raphael: Yeah, erm... thanks for coming out. We'll erm... we'll be in touch.
Derrick left which left Zoe and Raphael talking to each other before the next person comes.
Raphael: Do you think that you'll cast him as Frisk?
Zoe: I don't think so, Frisk's range is supposed to be soft and angelic. Not wide.
Raphael: Okay. Erm... next!
A white blob came into a room. Zoe and Raphael were shocked to see him.
Zoe: Who are you?
Dream: I'm Dream.
Raphael: Thought you'd be taller in real life.
Dream: Yeah.
Zoe: Anyways, who will you be auditioning for?
Dream: Flowey.
Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us?
Dream: Your Best Friend.
Zoe: That's a good choice.
Raphael: Okay, sing us the song.
Song: Your Best Friend by Echo Flower Productions
Dream: #Howdy, I’m Flowey #Call me your best friend #I see that you fell down! #You must be new, so #Let me say, “Welcome #Here to the Underground!” #There’s so much for you to see #Come along and follow me #Hey, you can trust me #I’m here to help ya! #I’ll share some LOVE with you! #Just run into #These friendliness pellets #C’mon and catch a few #Hey, ya missed ‘em, try again! #What’s this joke? #ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD? #Hey, c’mon kid, #Run into the bullets! #You know what’s going on? #You maybe wanting #To see me suffer #But it’s you who should run! #Look at you #You’ve fallen down #Call for help #No one’s around! #It’s kill or be killed #Really I’d be thrilled #If that’s the path you’d try #No one will help you #NoW i’Ll SlIce y0u ThRoUgH! #It’s time for you to #DIE!#
Zoe: Woah that's scary.
Raphael: Thank you, Dream.
Dream left the audition room as another young man came.
Zoe: What's your name?
Nick: My name's Nick but I go by Sapnap.
Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?
Nick: Mad Dummy.
Zach: And what song are you going to sing for us?
Nick: Dummy!
Raphael: Go on.
Song: Dummy! by Man On The Internet
Nick: #Hey! You over there #What are you doing, where do you think you're going #I know everything about your dirty past #And I will not just let you walk away #Start to pray #We're gonna play #And I will watch and laugh as you decay #I will #Make you pay #You'll understand what it means to feel pain #I will drive #You insane #I assure that you will not escape #You're gonna stay around here till your last day #Hey! It's time to play #Now let's watch as the magic missiles fly #We'll fight till the end of days #I'll laugh as I watch you die #And with the power of rage I swing around #Go to town #Take you down #And I will watch and laugh and make you scream #It's my dream #I'm supreme #And with a final blow your soul I'll take #No mistakes #Sweet as cake #It won't be long now before your soul breaks #The last days of the human we now make #Screaming and fighting, waiting and crying #Running and tumbling and falling and rising #Again #In vain #You are so wasted you can't hear your brain #Why are you trying? You'll end up dying #You have no clue of who you are defying #One glance #Nonsense! #I'm the Mad Dummy and you stand no chance! #You cannot kill me, you cannot hurt me #You cannot stab me or freeze me or burn me #I just #Won't die #I have no body but I'm still alive #Tables are turning, I'm the one hurting #Bouncing and shaking and twitching and squirming #In rage #Rampage! #This is my show and you're on my stage! #One by one, step by step #Mangling your body till there's nothing left #Slowly slice through your flesh #These little knives are gonna make a mess #My revenge, cutting deep #This is a plate that I eat cold and sweet #All the fear in your eyes #Being reflected on my shiny knives #I will not let you go #The only thing leaving's gonna be your soul #As you bleed, I will laugh #And my revenge will be complete at last! #So full of anger, you are endangered #Looks like this battle just got a lot stranger #It's a crime #But this time #I'll defeat you and I'll do it in rhyme #Enough of this prattle, back to the battle #It'll be sweet when I hear your death rattle #We can fly #From where we lie #But all of that starts when the human dies #You will be punished, you I admonish #Carve you up, serve you up as a fine garnish #Feel sad? #Too bad! #Now you're gonna learn why this dummy's mad! #All of this yelling, screaming and swelling #You little human can go straight to hell-ing #Rage twitch #Rage itch! #Time to die, you little- #Hey! You over there #What are you doing, where do you think you're going #I know everything about your dirty past #And I will not just let you walk away #Start to pray #We're gonna play #And I will watch and laugh as you decay #I will #Make you pay #You'll understand what it means to feel pain #I will drive #You insane #You can be sure that you will not escape #You're gonna stay around here till your last day#
Zoe: Wow, you have a nice tenor range.
Nick: Thanks, and how do you know about vocal ranges?
Raphael: Our parents were on West End.
Nick: Wow.
Zoe: Casting list will come out on Friday so we'll keep in touch.
Nick: Thank you.
Nick left and an African man came into the room.
Raphael: So, who are you?
Ponk: My name is Ponk.
Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?
Ponk: Doggo though I might be one of the understudies.
Raphael: Alright. And what song are you going to sing for us?
Ponk: Erm... My Shot from Hamilton.
Zoe: Hamilton is just founding fathers dancing around teaching history.
Raphael: Just stick to it, my sister was in the West End production.
Ponk: Wait, your sister is Sheryl Lau? Who portrayed Eliza Hamilton?
Raphael: Yes.
Ponk: Tell her I said hi.
Zoe: Whatever, just stick to the audition.
Song: My Shot from Hamilton
Ponk: #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I'ma get a scholarship to King's College #I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish #The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish #I gotta holler just to be heard #With every word, I drop knowledge #I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal #Tryin' to reach my goal, my power of speech unimpeachable #Only nineteen, but my mind is older #These New York City streets get colder, I shoulder #Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage #I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish #I walk these streets famished #The plan is to fan this spark into a flame #But damn, it's getting dark, so let me spell out the name #I am the— #A-L-E-X-A-N-D #E-R—we are—meant to be #A colony that runs independently #Meanwhile, Britain keeps shittin' on us endlessly #Essentially, they tax us relentlessly #Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree #He ain't ever gonna set his descendants free #So there will be a revolution in this century #Enter me #Don't be shocked when your hist'ry book mentions me #I will lay down my life if it sets us free #Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy #And I am not throwing away #My shot #I am not throwing away #My shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #It's time to take a shot #I dream of life without a monarchy #The unrest in France will lead to 'onarchy? #'Onarchy? How you say, how you s-oh, 'anarchy!' #When I fight, I make the other side panicky #With my— #Shot #Yo, I'm a tailor's apprentice #And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis #I'm joining the rebellion 'cause I know it's my chance #To socially advance, instead of sewin' some pants #I'm gonna take a— #Shot #But we'll never be truly free #Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me #You and I, do or die, wait 'til I sally in #On a stallion with the first black battalion #Have another— #Shot #Geniuses, lower your voices #You keep out of trouble and you double your choices #I'm with you, but the situation is fraught #You've got to be carefully taught #If you talk, you're gonna get shot #Burr, check what we got #Mister Lafayette, hard rock like Lancelot #I think your pants look hot #Laurens, I like you a lot #Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot #What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot #Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not #A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? #Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is #Oh, am I talkin' too loud? #Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth #I never had a group of friends before #I promise that I'll make y'all proud #Let's get this guy in front of a crowd #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #Ev'rybody sing #Whoa, whoa, whoa #Hey #Whoa #Woo #Whoa #Said, let 'em hear ya #Let's go #Whoa, whoa, whoa #I said, shout it to the rooftops #Whoa #Said, to the rooftops #Whoa #Come on #Yeah #Come on, let's go #Rise up #When you're living on your knees, you rise up #Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up #Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa, whoa, whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? #Whoa #When are these colonies gonna rise up? Whoa #Rise up #I imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory #When's it gonna get me? #In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? #If I see it comin', do I run or do I let it be? #Is it like a beat without a melody? #See, I never thought I'd live past twenty #Where I come from, some get half as many #Ask anybody why we livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask #We have to make this moment last, that's plenty #Scratch that #This is not a moment, it's the movement #Where all the hungriest brothers with #Something to prove went? #Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand #We roll like Moses, claimin' our promised land #And? If we win our independence? #Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? #Or will the blood we shed begin an endless #Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants? #I know the action in the street is excitin' #But Jesus, between all the bleedin' 'n' fightin' #I've been readin' 'n' writin' #We need to handle our financial situation #Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation? #I'm past patiently waitin' #I'm passionately smashin' every expectation #Every action's an act of creation #I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow #For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow #And I am not throwing away my shot #I am not throwing away my shot #Hey, yo, I'm just like my country #I'm young, scrappy and hungry #And I'm not throwing away my shot #We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot #Not throwing away my shot #We're gonna rise up, time to take a shot #Not throwing away my shot #We're gonna #We're gonna #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #Take a shot, ri— ri— ri— #Shot #Shot #A-yo, it's #Time to take a shot #Time to take a shot #And I am— #Not throwin' away my— #Not throwin' away my shot#
Raphael: Wow, really good.
Zoe: At least it's better than the Broadway version.
Ponk: Thank you.
Raphael: Cast list will come out on Friday evening. Keep in contact with us.
Ponk: Thanks.
Zoe: Who's next?
After Ponk left, an adult man in his mid-to-late 20s entered the room.
Darryl: Hi, is this the audition room?
Raphael: Yes. And you are..?
Darryl: Darryl Noveschosch but you can call me Bad or Badboyhalo.
Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?
Darryl: Greater Dog or one of the understudies.
Raphael: And what are you going to sing for us?
Darryl: You're Welcome from Moana.
Zoe: Alright, sing away.
Song: You're Welcome from Moana
Darryl: #Okay, okay, I see what's happening, yeah #You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange #You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable #Well, it's nice to see that humans never change #Open your eyes, let's begin #Yes, it's really me, it's Maui, breathe it in #I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod #When you're starin' at a demigod #What can I say except "you're welcome" #For the tides, the sun, the sky? #Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome #I'm just an ordinary demi-guy #Hey! What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky #When you were waddling yay high? This guy #When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below? #You're lookin' at him, yo! #Oh, also I lassoed the sun, you're welcome #To stretch your days and bring you fun #Also I harnessed the breeze, you're welcome #To fill your sails and shake your trees #So what can I say except "you're welcome" #For the islands I pulled from the sea? #There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha! #I guess it's just my way of being me #You're welcome, you're welcome #Well, come to think of it #Kid, honestly, I could go on and on #I could explain every natural phenomenon #The tide, the grass, the ground? #Oh, that was Maui just messin' around #I killed an eel, I buried its guts #Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts #What's the lesson? What is the takeaway? #Don't mess with Maui when he's on a breakaway #And the tapestry here in my skin #Is a map of the victories I win #Look where I've been, I make everything happen #Look at that mean Mini-Maui just tickety-tappin' #Ha ha ha ha ha hey #Well anyway, let me say "you're welcome" #For the wonderful world you know? #Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome #Well, come to think of it, I gotta go #Hey, it's your day to say "you're welcome" #'Cause I'm gonna need that boat #I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome #'Cause Maui can do everything but float #You're welcome #You're welcome #And thank you!#
Raphael: You have good range.
Darryl: Thank you.
Zoe: Okay, so the cast list will come out on Friday evening so keep in touch with us.
Darryl: Thank you.
Bad left the room and a tall teenage boy with curly blonde hair entered the room.
Raphael: What's your name?
Tommy: Thomas Simons but you can call me Tommy. My parents were stage directors of the Nottingham production of Matilda the Musical.
Zoe: Cool. My parents were in Miss Saigon and Raphael's parents were in Les Miserables. And who will you be auditioning for?
Tommy: Frisk.
Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us.
Tommy: Erm... I dunno. Can you like recommend a song or something?
Zoe: Well, we do have this new song called Frisk's Promise. I'll play it on piano. Can you read sheet music or identify notes?
Tommy: I did choir so yes.
Raphael: Hit it, Zoe.
Zoe went to her piano and played Frisk's Promise.
Song: Frisk's Promise by Echo Flower Productions
Tommy: #In that world up above #Where the sun shines down #They told us the stories of #The monsters underground #They said up in our world #Monsters could not belong #But I couldn’t help but wonder if #What they thought was wrong #So I swore to myself one day #The solemn promise that I made #I’d climb up Ebbot’s mountain peak #To discover the world beneath #I’d stay both determined and strong #To see if I could prove them wrong #I’d climb the trail, hoping to know #The truth of that strange world below #So on this fateful day #I thought of what I learned #I know that those who climb Mt. Ebbot #Are said to not return #Determination drove me #Call it foolishness or chance #So as I climbed the mountain trail #I walked without a backwards glance #Followed the trail as I fell down #And found myself here Underground #At first I felt lost and afraid #But held to the promise I made #I stayed both determined and strong #Monsters aren’t bad, they all were wrong. #But I can’t stay in this world below #I just want to go home#
Raphael: Impressive. You have a cool baritone voice.
Tommy: Thank you.
Zoe: We must say that you'd make a perfect Frisk but there are other candidates so we'll think about it.
Raphael: Cast list will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Tommy: Alright, thanks. It's a pleasure to meet the children of West End actors and actresses.
Tommy left the audition room as another teenage boy came in. This time, a lot shorter and is a brunette.
Toby: Hi, I'm here to audition.
Zoe: Come in. What's your name?
Toby: Toby Smith but you can call my Tubbo. My dads work in this theatre.
Raphael: Really? But your surname-
Toby: I was adopted when I was 13 so I decided to keep my surname. Wait a minute, didn't my dad work with your mum?
Zoe: Yup, he's like my uncle.
Raphael: Anyway, who are you auditioning for and what will you sing?
Toby: I'll be Asriel and I'll sing Memory.
Zoe: Okay. Hit it.
Song: Memory by Man On The Internet
Toby: #It's not fair to be alone #After what you've been through #So let me be your best friend #Please let me stay with you #I'll keep trying to reach out #I'm never leaving you #DETERMINATION fuels me #I want to be with you #I will show my love always #Because it's clear to me #Together we'll do anything #Our life isn't easy #I will stay here by your side #I know it's frightening #To think that you might now leave #But that my friend is why #I'll be in your life always #And hold you tight and close #We will be together here #Until it's safe to go #I will show my love always #Because it's clear to me #Together we'll do anything #Our life isn't easy#
Raphael: You have a nice and youthful tenor range. If we were doing a Les Miserables musical, I would already cast you as Marius.
Toby: Wait, you were in Les Mis?
Raphael: My parents were, not me.
Toby: Oh.
Zoe: So, the cast list will be revealed on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Toby: Thank you.
After Tubbo left the room, a young man with a white streak on his hair entered the room.
Floris: Hi, I'm here for the audition.
Raphael: You're in the right place. What's your name?
Floris: Floris but you can call me Fundy.
Zoe: And who will you audition for?
Floris: Dogamy and if you're wondering about a song, I'll sing Why God Why from Miss Saigon.
Zoe: My parents were on Miss Saigon.
Floris: Really? No wonder why you look familiar.
Raphael: Anyway, go on with the audition.
Song: Why God Why from Miss Saigon
Floris: #Why does Saigon never sleep at night? #Why does this girl smell of orange trees? #How can I feel good when nothing's right? #Why is she cool when there is no breeze? #Vietnam, #You don't give answers do you friend? #Just questions that don't never end: #Why God? Why today? #I'm all through here, on my way #There's nothing left here that I'll miss #Why send me now a night like this? #Who is the girl in this rusty bed? #Why am I back in a filthy room? #Why is her voice ringing in my head? #Why am I high on her cheap perfume? #Vietnam #Hey look, I mean you no offense, #But why does nothing here make sense? #Why God? Show your hand #Why can't one guy, understand? #I've been with girls who knew much more #I've never felt confused before! #Why me? What's your plan? #I can't help her, no one can #I want my memories as they were #But now I'll leave remembering her #When I went home before #No one talked of the war #What they knew from TV #Didn't have a thing to do with me #I went back and re-upped, #Sure Saigon is corrupt #It felt better to be here #Driving for the embassy #'Cause here if you can pull a string #A guy like me lives like a king #Just as long as you don't believe anything #Why God? Why this face? #Why such beauty in this place? #I liked my memories as they were #But now I'll leave remembering her #Just her#
Zoe: Wow, that reminded me of uncle Mat.
Floris: The guy who works here?
Raphael: Yeah, he was Chris from Miss Saigon.
Floris: Cool.
Zoe: So, the cast list will be revealed on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Floris: Okay.
Floris left and a tall teenage boy with blonde hair entered. He doesn't look like Tommy because he's wearing a hoodie while Tommy is wearing a t-shirt.
Raphael: Hi, this is the audition room. What's your name?
Purpled: Grayson, but you can call me Purpled.
Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?
Purpled: Monster Kid and a possible understudy for Frisk.
Raphael: And what will you sing for us?
Purpled: Because this is Undertale, I decided on Snowdin Town.
Zoe: Okay, hit it.
Song: Snowdin Town by Ori Eta
Purpled: #Always cold outside #But it's never been horrible #Never want to leave #Cuz it's always been wonderful #All my friends are here #In the town where the sun won't shine #Won't you stay a while? #Everything will be fine #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Forever and forever #Here, where it always feels like home #And where no one's on their own #We're together in the snow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Without a chance of ending #Here, where it's one big group of friends #And the magic never ends #No need to play pretend #Enjoy the holidays with fun and cheer #And just remember: Snowdin is always here #And you'll remember us someday, you'll see #When the world is saved and all of us are free #Always cold outside #But the winter is pretty nice #Always room to skate #When the town's overcome with ice #All our friends are here #And the lights never sink too low #Life is full of cheer #When the town is aglow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Forever and forever #Here, where it always feels like home #And where no one's on their own #We're together in the snow #Welcome to our Snowdin Town #Where the snow keeps falling down #Without a chance of ending #Here, where it's one big group of friends #And the magic never ends #No need to play pretend #Enjoy the holidays with fun and cheer #And just remember: Snowdin is always here #And we'll remember you someday, I'll bet #Cuz your smile is one that no one can forget#
Raphael: Good job.
Purpled: Thanks.
Zoe: I think you'd do good as Monster Kid or understudy Frisk.
Raphael: The cast list will come out on Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.
Purpled: Thank you.
Purpled left the room and then a tall brunette man with glasses entered the room.
Wilbur: Hi, I'm Wilbur and I'm here to audition.
Zoe: You're in the right place.
Raphael: So who are you going to audition for?
Wilbur: Napstablook and I'll be singing...
Zoe: Ghost Fight?
Wilbur: Actually, it's called Spooktune.
Raphael: Alright, hit it.
Song: Spooktune by Echo Flower Productions
Wilbur: #This is a song that I call Spooktune #It won’t leave your head anytime soon #Hear the notes as in your mind they play #And the world might look a bit less grey #Hear the spooky tune #Of this little song #And soon you’ll have no choice but to sing along #Listen to the spooky atmosphere #And the world outside might disappear #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end #Hear the spooky song #Try to run away #But eventually you’ll sing along and say #Now my Spooktune song is nearly done #I really hope hearing it was fun #Clouds cover the moon #Fog shrouds all the world with gloom #And the tune of everything will soon come to an end#
Zoe: Wow, your voice matches Napstablook so well.
Wilbur: Thank you.
Raphael: Also, your voice sounds comforting.
Wilbur: When will the results come out?
Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.
Wilbur left the audition room as a genderfluid person entered the room.
Eret: Hi, my name is Alistair but call me Eret. I'm going to audition.
Raphael: And who will you audition for?
Eret: Mettaton.
Zoe: And what song will you use?
Eret: Death By Glamour.
Raphael: Cool, hit it.
Song: Death By Glamour by Radix
Eret: #Do you like my real form? #Do you envy what you see? #I can tell you just by the face you made in front of me. #Yeah, I know you're just a child, but don't you be so immature. #Even little kids like you can learn the meaning of glamour! #Mettaton is here to stay, to stand on his deserved space! #I guarantee that this place will be crowded ever night and day! #Can you hear my cheering fans? #They're telling me you have no chance so why don't give now and let my people watch me dance? #Actually, before you go... Why don't join me on my show? #The Underground needs something new to bring some real fun you know? #They won't care about your age, and there's no rule to be onstage. #But just remember, after we are done, you're going to meet you're fate... #Now! #It's time, to show me your be move's! #So try, your best! #Cause I'm better than you! #I'm, programmed, to be the brightest l-i-i-ght! #I, don't need, another way to f-i-ight! #This is the place where the fame is everything, everyone wants to touch, everyone wants to see! #We, live in a world where celebrities are kings! #Where the more people want, is the more that we give! #I just can't get enough of the simple things, like the love of my fans, almost giving me wings! #And, I, am just more than incredible machine, that amazes your days from behind on your screen!# 
Zoe: Wow, you have the coolest baritone or bass voice I've ever heard. Aside from Jonathan Pryce.
Raphael: I don't like him.
Zoe: I know, he looks weird when he pretends to be Asian.
Eret: Wait, you guys are from Miss Saigon?
Zoe: Erm... it was my parents. Raphael's parents were from Les Miserables.
Raphael: Yeah.
Eret: Awesome.
Zoe: We'll keep in touch, the cast results will be revealed on Friday evening.
Eret: Thank you.
Eret left the room and a young woman with shoulder-length blonde hair entered the room.
Niki: Hallo, ich bin wegen des Vorsprechens hier.
Raphael: We don't speak German.
Niki: English?
Zoe: Yup.
Niki: Oh, I'd like to audition for Dogaressa and a possible Undyne understudy.
Raphael: Alright. What song are you going to sing for us?
Niki: Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid.
Zoe: Go ahead.
Song: Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid.
Niki: #Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? #Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? #Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything? #Look at this trove, treasures untold #How many wonders can one cavern hold? #Looking around here you think #"Sure, she's got everything" #I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty #I've got whozits and whatzits galore #You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! #But who cares? No big deal, I want more #I wanna be where the people are #I wanna see, wanna see them dancin' #Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet! #Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far #Legs are required for jumping, dancing #Strolling along down a - what's that word again? Street #Up where they walk, up where they run #Up where they stay all day in the sun #Wanderin' free - wish I could be #Part of that world #What would I give if I could live out of these waters? #What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? #Bet'cha on land they understand #Bet they don't reprimand their daughters #Bright young women sick of swimmin' #Ready to stand #I'm ready to know what the people know #Ask 'em my questions and get some answers #What's a fire and why does it - what's the word? Burn? #When's it my turn? #Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above? #Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world#
Raphael: Wow, your voice is so soft and sweet.
Niki: I know, I've been told that.
Zoe: But you're German.
Niki: Yeah, and we're all violent (chuckles). But not all of us are like that.
Raphael: The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Niki: Thank you.
Niki left and a short Mexican man entered the room.
Alex: Hi, am I in the right place?
Zoe: Yup.
Alex: Oh, I'm Alex Malonando but you can call me Quackity.
Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?
Alex: Papyrus. What should I sing?
Zoe: You should sing Bonetrousle, it's your theme song.
Alex: Oh yeah, right.
Raphael: You may start singing.
Song: Bonetrousle by Cami Cat
Alex: #Come now my brother don't be such a lazybones you have to be ready when the human comes #Come now my brother don't go boondoggling now we have to be ready when the human comes #All of the puzzles must be properly calibrated so it's ready when the human comes #Everything must be perfect not a single step out of the line just for when this next human comes #Then I am sure I will be the one, no I must be one to bring that last human to Undyne! #And I am sure I will be the one , most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I'll be a Royal Guardsman for sure and all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #Everyone will want to be my friend so don't you see, it has to be me this one time! #Oh my god Brother is that what I think it is? It cannot be, is that really a human?! #Oh my god Brother, don't you know what this means, I can't believe that I really found a human! #Come now my Brother, let us put forth all the effort we can,  we can capture this human! #And with my Brother by my side, I the GREAT papyrus will surely capture you you human! #Then I am sure I will be the one, no I must be one to bring you young human to Undyne! #And I am sure I will be the one , most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I'll be a Royal Guardsman for sure and all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #But watching you thwart all my puzzles #I don't understand, what is this feeling inside? #Come now, young human, try if you dare! Since it is I the Great Papyrus, who will capture you! #Come now, young human, let us both try our best to beat the rest, see just who is smarter than who? #What is this, human? Can it be? You seem to be enjoying these puzzles I've laid out for you! #What is this human? Oh wowie?! Do you like my spaghetti? Did you even save me some too?! #I am quite sorry Human but  it has to be done, I must be one to bring you to Undyne! #Then I am sure I will be the one , most surely I will become most popular of all time! #I must become a Royal Guardsman so all the monsters just for me will simply fall into line #But maybe since you really want to be my friend maybe I won't capture you this time?#
Raphael: Wow Alex, you have a wide tenor vocal range.
Alex: Thanks.
Zoe: The results will come in Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.
Alex: Okay, can I go now?
Raphael: Sure.
Zoe: Next!
After Alex left, a young man with long and curly brown hair entered the room.
Zoe: Who must you be?
Karl: I'm Karl Jacobs.
Raphael: And who are you auditioning for?
Karl: I'm auditioning for Sans so I'll be singing Megalovania.
Zoe: Okay, go ahead.
Song: Megalovania by Milkychan
Ranboo: #Waking from another dream #Filled with Darkness and Destruction #Showing the unwritten soul #Just tell me, which could it be? #Shatter timelines back and forth #Hit reset while the world's breaking down #The pretender can remember but he will still go down #Waking from the same old dream #Same old world and same scenery #Breaking down this reckless soul #So tell me, whose could it be? #Show me your Determination #Just stay back or take your action now #Genociding then they're hiding #Judgement will soon be held #Even on this day it will all just end #It all disappears, even happiness, even grief #Take your last chance left as I count down from three #Can you understand how this all must feel? #They all disappear and it starts all over for me #No more time to waste, just this once I will stay #First her voice had left... #Then his dust was spread... #Soon our hero fell and all screens went black #Gave up trying way too long ago #Cannot tell what I've been waiting for #Everything just keeps repeating, what do I try for? #Tell me what I have been searching for #Our bad time didn't last too long #Joining those who had to fight alone, say goodbye now#
Raphael: Good job.
Zoe: Now we still have many people to audition next up.
Karl: Wait, do I go now?
Raphael: Yeah, come back to see your results Friday evening.
Karl: Thank you.
After Karl left, a slightly shorter brunette man entered the room.
Ant: Hi, I'm here for the auditions.
Zoe: What's your name, character you'll audition for and song you'll sing?
Raphael: Why are you doing that?
Ant: I'm Antfrost but you can call me Ant, I'll portray Bob and I'll sing Castle On A Cloud from Les Miserables.
Raphael: My parents were in that show. My mum used to sing that to me as a child.
Zoe: Go ahead, sing.
Song: Castle On A Cloud from Les Miserables
Ant: #There is a castle on a cloud #I like to go there in my sleep #Aren't any floors for me to sweep #Not in my castle on a cloud #There is a room that's full of toys #There are a hundred boys and girls #Nobody shouts or talks too loud #Not in my castle on a cloud #There is a lady all in white #Holds me and sings a lullaby #She's nice to see and she's soft to touch #She says, "Cosette, I love you very much" #I know a place where no one's lost #I know a place where no one cries #Crying at all is not allowed #Not in my castle on a cloud#
Zoe: Raphael? Raphael! Raphael James goddamn Lau!
Raphael: Oh, sorry.
Zoe: You okay, man?
Raphael: Sorry, I just felt so nostalgic.
Zoe: Anyway, we'll keep in touch and the results will come on Friday evening.
Ant: Thank you very much.
Zoe: Raphael, the next time someone sing a Les Miserables song, don't go all emotional.
Raphael: Then don't go all emotional whenever someone sings a Miss Saigon song. You almost cried when Floris sings Why God Why like Mat.
Zoe: Yeah, whatever. Next.
Ant left the audition room as a middle-aged blonde man and a middle-aged brunette woman entered the room.
Raphael: You guys dating?
Phil: More like married. I'm Phil and this is my wife, Kristin.
Kristin: Hello.
Zoe: Hi.
Raphael: So, who are you guys auditioning for?
Phil: Asgore.
Kristin: Toriel.
Zoe: Alright, what are you guys going to sing for us?
Phil: I'll sing Asgore's theme.
Kristin: And I'll sing Fallen Down.
Raphael: Okay, Phil, you sing first. Kristin, you can sit on the piano bench.
Song: Asgore by Adriana Figueroa
Phil: #Come now, child – don’t give me that frown #It's no use, I won't be talked down #Your determination is strong #Now fight! Stand your ground! #My desire for mankind’s demise #Filled them with the strength to survive #Hopes and dreams my kin would fulfill #Were inspired by lies #I’m just a broken shell of what I was #A coward hiding from the truth #The voices in my head #Tell me “run away!” #But I must lead my kin #Lest, they go astray #I cannot even look you in the eyes, but... #You realise that this is fate #There is no turning back #Yet even still, I dither to attack #The whole kingdom’s pinned their hopes and dreams on me #Am I a sage or a murderer? #Tainted with the souls of your kind #Human, don’t give up – the time is now #Your determination will set you free #This is the end #Will you fight or defend? #Could I still make amends? #Am I fit to be called... #The King of the Mountain #The Grand Spear of Justice #The Savior of Monsters#
Zoe: Wow, that's pretty good.
Phil: Thanks.
Raphael: Kristin, you're next. Phil, you can sit down and wait for Kristin.
Song: Fallen Down by Alice Flare
Kristin: #Oh dear child #You've fallen down #It's dark and there's no one around #To guide you through the dark #But please don't you worry your little head #I'll be here #To guide you along #Right here, by your side #Through the maze #And teach you the way #Just take my hand #Don't be afraid #It has been so long since a human has #Come by here #You remind me of love I'd once known #Asriel #My dear child #You're going to grow up #And learn all that #Life will teach you #Your father and I are so proud #But you were taken from us #By human's fear, #Only then was I afraid #Your father would rage a war we'd not seen #And all you wanted was #Monsters and humans to live #Peacefully together #But now, we'll never see light of day #Suddenly #Bathed in light #It seems that the barrier has #Disappeared #And Asgore #Has spared your life #Frisk, my child #Let's move on #And live in your world and just #Maybe you #Could teach me #How you stayed determined and strong#
Zoe: You guys did good.
Kristin: Thank you.
Phil: Thank you.
Kristin: So, when will we get the results?
Raphael: Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Phil: Thank you.
Kristin: Thank you.
The couple left and a young brunette man entered the room.
Connor: Hi, am I in the right place?
Zoe: Yup. What's your name?
Connor: Connor and I'm auditioning for Burgerpants.
Raphael: Oh, you don't have to sing for this role. But you can sing if you want to.
Connor: Alright.
Zoe: So, what are you going to sing?
Connor: My Petersburg from Anastasia.
Raphael: Okay. Hit it.
Song: My Petersburg from Anastasia
Connor: #I grew up on the sly #In the gutters and the streets of Petersburg #Just a kid on the fly #Getting good at getting by #In Petersburg #I've bartered for a blanket #Stolen for my bread #Learned to take my chances #And use my head #A Russian rat is clever #Clever or he ends up dead #Boils down to #There are some #Who survive #Some who don’t #Some give up #Some give in #Me, I won’t #Black and blue #Welcome to #My Petersburg #Standing here you can see #From the spires to the piers of Petersburg #I'd be down on that quay #Selling stolen souvenirs of Petersburg #The palaces above #And alleyways below #Funny when a city #Is all you know #How even when you hate it #Something in you loves it so #That's where I learned my stuff #In some rough company #There's a boy growing up #Who was me #All I've been #All I'll be #We can do what we're told #We can go where we're lead #But I learned from my father to see what's ahead #Nothing here to hold me #No one that I owe #Funny how a boy can grow #Funny how a city tells you when it's time to go #Boils down to #There are some #Who have walls #Yet to climb #You and I #On the fly #Just in time #But tonight #There’s a sky #And quite a view #Welcome to #My Petersburg#
Zoe: Alright, good.
Raphael: You did good.
Connor: Thank you.
Zoe: So, the cast results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Connor: Thank you.
Connor left the audition room as another young man entered. This time, he's a lot taller.
Noah: Hi, I'm Noah Brown and I'm here for the audition. You can call me Foolish.
Raphael: Who are you auditioning for?
Noah: River Person.
Zoe: River Person doesn't sing as well.
Raphael: Just sing for us if you like. What song will you sing for us?
Noah: Baby Shark?
Zoe: That's not a song from a musical.
Noah: Just kidding, I'll sing Heaven's Light from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Raphael: Isn't that the film we watched last night?
Zoe: Yup. Go for it.
Song: Heaven's Light from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Noah: #So many times out there #I've watched a happy pair #Of lovers walking in the night #They had a kind of glow around them #It almost looked like Heaven's light #I knew I'd never know #That warm and loving glow #Though I might wish with all my might #No face as hideous as my face #Was ever meant for Heaven's light #But suddenly an angel has smiled at me #And touched my face without a trace of fright #I dare to dream that she #Might even care for me #And as I ring the bells tonight #My cold dark tower seems so bright #I swear it must be Heaven's Light#
Raphael: That was amazing.
Noah: Thank you.
Zoe: We'll keep in contact.
Noah: Cool, when will the cast list be released?
Raphael: Friday evening.
Noah: Thank you.
Noah left as a young and tall brunette woman entered the room.
Zoe: Come in.
Hannah: Hi. My name is Hannah and I'm here for the audition.
Raphael: Who are you auditioning for?
Hannah: Undyne.
Zoe: Woah, Undyne has a wide vocal range, are you sure you can do it?
Hannah: Yeah.
Raphael: Alright, you can do it. What song will you sing?
Hannah: Battle Against A True Hero.
Zoe: That's Undyne's theme in the Genocide route. Hit it, Hannah.
Song: Battle Against A True Hero by Radix
Hannah: #Every hero has to make a serious choice #Fight with honour make your #Rivals fear your voice #Die in battle to perpetuate your name #Or run from danger just #To live another day #Real heroes never fear the pain or death #Every soldier fight #Until their final breath #Dedicating all their #Lives to just one cause #Serve the kingdom and #Apply the rules and laws #Years of training giving #All your blood and sweat #Getting to the point where #Nothing means a threat #Every battle will be just another day #Every humans, just another one to slay #Raising their spears to the sky #Loyal soldier keep marching on #Shouting in one clear voice #Every single dream they have #Honour the ones who were gone #Fighting for the same noble cause #Away from home in the wild #Trying to survive alone #Just because we fight It doesn't mean #We don't have our own fragile hearts #If we could we would go back in time #So we could prevent all those wars #The real heroes stand until the end #But the biggest fight is inside #Feelings clashing while you pretend #That the bloodstains one day will dry #Then you hear those voices in your head #Telling you it will be alright #But your heart keeps telling you again #Real heroes don't have to fight#
Raphael: Oh my God, I feel like I'm being punched in the face because of the wide vocal range.
Hannah: Really?
Zoe: Yeah.
Hannah: Thank you.
Raphael: We'll keep in contact, the cast list will be released on Friday evening.
Hannah: Thank you guys so much.
Hannah left the audition room as an Asian young woman entered the room. She is supposedly South Korean.
Tina: Hi.
Zoe: Hi, welcome to your audition.
Raphael: You're Korean?
Tina: Yeah, why?
Zoe: Our parents used to work with Koreans before. Anyway, who are you auditioning for?
Tina: Alphys.
Raphael: Cool, what song?
Tina: Alphys' theme. It matches how quirky I am.
Zoe: Hit it.
Song: Alphys by Man On The Internet
Hannah: #I'll take you to the castle #It would be no hassle #Know what I mean? #Well, there's a little issue #See, I made an artificial killing machine #There's no need to worry, though #You have me right here, so #You'll survive his rage #Though I'll lead from the rear #I'll still be here #Even when Mettaton steals the stage #I'll lead the way #Like in anime #You can trust me #Mew Mew Kissy Cutie's my favorite- #Dang it, Alphys! #Quit it!#
Raphael: That's really good.
Zoe: And it really does match your voice.
Tina: Thank you. So when's the cast results coming out?
Raphael: Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Tina: Thank you.
Tina left as a supposed teenage girl entered the room.
Zoe: Welcome, are you going to audition?
Aimee: Yeah, as Temmie Chang. I'm Aimee, by the way, but you can call me Aimsey.
Raphael: Cool and what song are you going to sing?
Aimee: I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables.
Zoe: Cool.
Raphael: Another one?
Zoe: Sorry, Raphael's a bit nostalgic. His parents were in the show.
Aimee: It's fine.
Raphael: (mumbles) Hit it.
Zoe: He said you can sing.
Song: I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables
Aimee: #There was a time when men were kind #When their voices were soft #And their words inviting #There was a time when love was blind #And the world was a song #And the song was exciting #There was a time #Then it all went wrong #I dreamed a dream in time gone by #When hope was high and life worth living #I dreamed that love would never die #I dreamed that God would be forgiving #Then I was young and unafraid #And dreams were made and used and wasted #There was no ransom to be paid #No song unsung, no wine untasted #But the tigers come at night #With their voices soft as thunder #As they tear your hope apart #As they turn your dream to shame #He slept a summer by my side #He filled my days with endless wonder #He took my childhood in his stride #But he was gone when autumn came #And still I dream he'll come to me #That we will live the years together #But there are dreams that cannot be #And there are storms we cannot weather #I had a dream my life would be #So different from this hell I'm living #So different now from what it seemed #Now life has killed the dream I dreamed#
Raphael: (cries)
Zoe: It's okay dude, it's okay.
Aimee: Did I make him cry?
Zoe: Yeah. Don't worry about it, he's just nostalgic every time he hears a song from Les Miserables.
Aimee: Alright, when will we see the results?
Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.
Aimee left and another supposed teenage girl entered the audition room. Raphael also stopped crying.
Cassie: Hi I'm Cassie but you can call me Snifferish.
Zoe: Hi. Are you here for the audition.
Cassie: Well, actually, is he okay? It looked like he just cried.
Raphael: I'm okay, just another Les Miserables song. My parents were in the West End production.
Cassie: Oh I see. I will be auditioning for Genocide Anomaly.
Zoe: Alright, what will you sing?
Cassie: Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Raphael: Hit it.
Song: Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Cassie: #Beata Maria #You know I am a righteous man #Of my virtue I am justly proud #Beata Maria #You know I'm so much purer than #The common, vulgar, weak #Licentious crowd #Then tell me, Maria #Why I see her dancing there #Why her smold'ring eyes #Still scorch my soul #I feel her, I see her #The sun caught in her raven hair #Is blazing in me #Out of all control #Like fire #Hellfire #This fire in my skin #This burning #Desire #Is turning me to sin #It's not my fault #I'm not to blame #It is the gypsy girl #The witch who sent this flame #It's not my fault #If in God's plan #He made the devil so much #Stronger than a man #Protect me, Maria #Don't let this siren cast her spell #Don't let her fire sear #My flesh and bone #Destroy Esmeralda #And let her taste the fires of hell #Or else let her be mine #And mine alone #Hellfire #Dark fire #Now gypsy, it's your turn #Choose me or #Your pyre #Be mine or you will burn #God have mercy on her #God have mercy on me #But she will be mine #Or she will burn!#
Zoe: That really matches Genocide's character, I like it.
Cassie: Thanks.
Raphael: Like you gave me the chills.
Cassie: (mocks) Did I make you cry?
Zoe: Even better. The cast results will be released on Friday evening and we'll keep in touch.
Cassie: Thanks.
Cassie left the room and then a teenage boy went in.
Bill: Hi, it's Bill but you can call me Billzo. I'm here for the audition.
Raphael: You're in the right place. Who are you auditioning for?
Bill: Pacifist Anomaly.
Zoe: And what song will you sing?
Bill: For The Rest Of My Life from The Prince of Egypt.
Raphael: What's that?
Zoe: A new West End production of my favourite movie of the same name.
Raphael: Cool. Hit it.
Song: For The Rest Of My Life from The Prince of Egypt
Bill: #For the rest of my life #I will have to live with this #For the rest of my life #I’ll have to face the part I played #These faces filled with grief and with despair #Every morning when I wake up they’ll be there #Seared into my memory #With a cruel burning knife #For the rest of my life #Oh, there’s a weight on my soul #Like a pyramid of stone #There’s a weight on my soul #A ransom never to be paid #The crimes I do, I do them in your name #I feel just as guilty, all the same #Like a brutal soldier #Who does anything he’s told #There’s a weight on my soul #For the rest of my life #When you know you’re in the right #It’s so easy to be wrong #You have to win the fight #So you close your mind and heart up tight ๒And go along #Tell yourself you’re staying strong #You ramp up your ferocity #Excuse any atrocity #But once you’ve won #You have to live with what you've done #And for the rest of my life #I will have to live with this #For the rest of my life #These questions haunting me like ghosts #Does a noble end mean any means will do? #Is your power the only reason to follow You? #And one final question I see no answer to #For the rest of my life #How will I get through? #Unlike so many of our victims #I have the rest of my life #To get through#
Zoe: So emotional.
Raphael: I love it.
Bill: Thanks. So when will we get the results?
Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in touch.
Bill: Thanks.
After Billzo left, another teenage boy entered the room. This time, he seemed a bit older than the previous teenage boys.
Freddie: Hi, I'm Freddie and I'm here to audition.
Raphael: You're in the right place. What character are you auditioning for and what song are you going to sing for us?
Freddie: I'll be Chara and I'll sing Star.
Zoe: Raphael wouldn't stop singing that.
Raphael: Don't expose me like that. Anyway, take it away.
Song: Star by Man On The Internet.
Freddie: #I fell below #Left the world I'd known #Hoping that someone would find me #Life underground #It's over now #Tried to leave all that behind me #When they call my name #The demon comes #But am I to blame? #I tried to be good #I really did #Not sure I could... #Leaving two worlds #Broken, unfurled #Couldn't take any more crying #Been disposed of #Learned about LOVE #Lights above from stars slowly dying #I once knew light #Burning bright #Shadows invade #I've lost the dawn #Sunlight's gone #Left this dismal grave #I remain still #Power of will #Leaves me here to keep on trying #I know somehow #There's no point now #To try and stop the hate, the dying #I finally see #Neither world cares for me #I'll stand my ground #No one can stop me now! #No hopes, no dreams #I have nothing #Death is all that can define me #The end's calling #No more stalling #Stars will fade but I'll keep shining#
Zoe: You sound like Raphael whenever he sings.
Raphael: Except that he was the one who hit puberty, not me.
Zoe: Whatever.
Freddie: Wow, didn't know the directors could be such kids.
Raphael: We are the directors and we are kids. Our parents happened to be veterans in musical theatre.
Zoe: Yeah.
Freddie: No wonder why you guys are so familiar.
Raphael: Anyway, the cast list will be released on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Freddie: Thanks.
After Freddie left, a young man with half of his face burnt came in. Both his voice and his appearance scared Zoe and Raphael.
Zoe: Ah!
Raphael: Who are you?
Corpse: Corpse Husband? Also known as Corpse.
Zoe: Who are you auditioning for?
Corpse: Gaster. Sorry if I sound weird, I'm chronically ill.
Raphael: It's fine, at least you can sing. You have a perfect bass voice for Gaster.
Corpse: Thanks, I'll sing now. 
Zoe: What will you sing?
Corpse: Entry Number 17.
Raphael: Heard it's creepy. Go for it.
Song: Entry Number 17 by Man On The Internet
Corpse: #Do you know what it's like to not exist? #To see yourself scattered throughout the mist? #I am the hero that never came #But now things are different, I'm here to stay #I once thought this whole world was blind #Now I see! #The task to stop all humankind #Falls to me! #This next experiment will be #Interesting! #Now you will feel the void as well #Beckoning! #You who look, but are blind to see #Stare into the abyss #There is only me #The abyss gazes back #I attack, you see #I am here it's a fact #So you must believe #The shadows grow #And you have no hope #You will break, you will quake #At the things I know #You will never strike #Your killing blow #I am here finally #Time to end this show! #Say #Within the flames #Can you still #Hear my name #Once upon a time #In the days of yore #I made one mistake #Fell into the CORE #But I'll stop this human #I will stop the war #Erase the past #My will be done! #Once I was lost #But now I'm found #I was always there #Hidden sights and sounds #Now it's time to free the Underground #You cannot stop me! #I have not begun! #You who look, but are blind to see #Stare into the abyss #There is only me #The abyss gazes back #I attack, you see #I am here it's a fact #So you must believe #The shadows grow #And you have no hope #You will break, you will quake #At the things I know #You will never strike #Your killing blow #I am here finally #Time to end this show! #Every time, every crime #Every lie you told yourself #Every kill, every thrill #Still you will end up in hell #I have seen everything #Watching from within the code #Break this world, lies unfurled #Chaos whirls, the truth will show #I will stop your evil plan #I've become a boogeyman #Haven't you heard to beware #The doctor who speaks in hands? #You fell down, now I'll have FUN #For the sake of everyone #To avenge my fallen sons #You can't stop what has begun! #The doctor #Is insane #I have bugs #In my brain #But the truth #Still remains #You won't be #Entertained #Welcome where #Time stands still #No-one leaves #No-one will #On your back #Feel the chill #Punishment #For the kill #Every time #Every crime #Every lie #That you told #Every kill #Still you will #Feel the chill #Deathly cold #Through the fire #And the flames #They've forgot- #-ten my name #Fallen child #In this game #Only you #Are to blame! #I once thought this whole world was blind #Now I see! #The task to stop all humankind #Falls to me! #This next experiment will be #Interesting! #Now you will feel the void as well #Beckoning!#
Zoe: Ooh creepy.
Raphael: You gave us the chills, that's awesome.
Corpse: Thanks. Did I get the role?
Zoe: We're thinking about it. The results will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in touch.
Corpse: Thank you.
Raphael: Also, don't scare other people with that voice.
Corpse: (chuckles)
After Corpse left, a young woman with eyeliner and dyed hair entered the room.
Becca: Hi, I'm here for the audition.
Zoe: Cool, you must be, Rebecca?
Becca: Just call me Becca.
Raphael: Alright, Becca, who are you auditioning for?
Becca: Muffet.
Zoe: Ooh the spider. 
Raphael: You're probably gonna scare people.
Zoe: Anyway, what song are you going to sing?
Becca: Spider Dance.
Raphael: Hit it.
Song: Spider Dance by Adriana Figueroa
Becca: #2, 4, 6, 8 #I think it's time for a date #I've got a craving and I think you're my taste #So won't you come out and play? #Darling it's your lucky day #Why so blue, dear? #Why the expression of fear? #Not into falling for those crocodile tears #So you've got nowhere to flee #Now your soul belongs to me #You've been invited to my Spider Dance (x3) #So move along with me and clap your hands (x3) #I'm gonna trap you in my Spider Dance (x3) #You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance #In this dizzying, twisted dark romance #Paralysed, fear is in your eyes #But your cries will go unheard even if you try #Struggling is futile so get tangled up in me #Cause to survive I think you're gonna have to pay a little fee #Get caught in my Spider Dance (x3) #You know a heart like yours can't stand a chance #Got your marionette strings in my hands #Some might call it greed #But I think it's a need #I could let you be #But it won't come for free #Caught you in my Spider Dance (x3) #I knew your heart could never stand a chance #Got your marionette strings in my hands#
Zoe: Wow, the vibes are just like how Corpse sings Entry Number 17.
Becca: Wait, Corpse was here?
Raphael: Probably.
Zoe: You'll probably meet him soon. The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Becca: Okay, thanks.
Becca left and a short brunette man entered the room.
George: Hi, it says here I should see Zoe Tria and Raphael Lau for an audition.
Zoe: You're in the right place.
George: Really? You guys seem young to be directors.
Raphael: Erm... our parents worked for musical theatre. Zoe's parents where in Miss Saigon while my parents were in Les Miserables.
George: Oh I see. I'm here to audition for one of the understudies.
Zoe: You're understudying for what character?
George: Flowey.
Raphael: Alright, and what are you going to sing?
George: Flowey's theme in Underfell?
Zoe: Okay, start singing.
Song: Your Only Friend by Attica Kish
George: #Hey buddy, howdy #Just call me Flowey... #Hey, you look new here #So let me be clear #You probably won't last long #Don't look at me so #I really don't know #Neither of us are that strong #My best friend #Was a human I once knew #You're not like them #But I still want to help you #I know it's hard here #And the light isn't easy to see #Even so there #Has to be somewhere for you and me #Kill or be killed Isn't that what they do? #Yet time after time, I have followed you #I don't care what choice you make #I'll still accept it #I wanted a second chance too #I wonder if this is how it feels like to get it #We'll be okay #Once upon a time, a young child #Fell to hell under the mountain #And no longer I can save them #But at least with you I can get what I wanted #I know I'm not brave the way that I was #I'm not strong and I don't know if we'll make it out #But... #I'll be your best friend #Until the end.#
Raphael: Amazing.
George: Thank you.
Zoe: Alright, so the cast list will come out on Friday evening so we'll keep in touch.
George: Thank you so much,
George left the audition room and a mute young man came in. He didn't speak a word at all but Zoe and Raphael could understand him. (Callahan's lines will be in Italic)
Raphael: Hi, what's your name?
Callahan: Callahan.
Zoe: Callahan? Alright, I'm Zoe and this is my partner, Raphael. So who are you going to audition for?
Callahan: The ensemble.
Raphael: The ensemble? But you don't talk.
Callahan: Exactly, so I won't be singing any songs.
Zoe: Okay then, we'll keep in touch. The results will come out on Friday so see you then.
After Callahan left, another young man entered the room.
Sam: Hi, I'm here to audition for the ensemble.
Raphael: You're in the right place, you must be Sam.
Sam: Also known as Awesamdude but just call me Sam.
Zoe: Okay, so what song are you going to sing?
Sam: Surface Pressure from Encanto.
Raphael: Encanto? I love that movie.
Zoe: Yeah, me too. Go for it.
Song: Surface Pressure from Encanto
Sam: #I'm the strong one #I'm not nervous #I'm as tough as the crust of the Earth is #I move mountains, I move churches #And I glow, 'cause I know what my worth is #I don't ask how hard the work is #Got a rough, indestructible surface #Diamonds and platinum, I find 'em, I flatten 'em #I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanded, but #Under the surface #I feel berserk as a tightrope walker in a three-ring circus #Under the surface #Was Hercules ever like, "Yo, I don't wanna fight Cerberus"? #Under the surface #I'm pretty surе I'm worthless if I can't be of servicе #A flaw or a crack, the straw in the stack #That breaks the camel's back #What breaks the camel's back? It's #Pressure like a drip, drip, drip, that'll never stop, whoa-oh #Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister, your sister's older #Give her all the heavy things we can't shoulder #Who am I if I can't run with the ball? #If I fall to #Pressure like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa-oh #Pressure like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister, your sister's stronger #See if she can hang on a little longer #Who am I if I can't carry it all? #If I falter #Under the surface #I hide my nerves and it worsens, I worry somethin' is gonna hurt us #Under the surface #The ship doesn't swerve - has it heard how big the iceberg is? #Under the surface #I think about my purpose, can I somehow preserve this? #Line up the dominoes, a light wind blows #You try to stop it topplin', but on and on it goes #But wait, if I could shake the crushing weight #Of expectations, would that free some room up for joy #Or relaxation, or simple pleasure? #Instead, we measure this growing pressure #Keeps growing, keep going, 'cause all we know is #Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa #Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister, it doesn't hurt and #See if she can handle every family burden #Watch as she buckles and bends but never breaks #No mistakes, just #Pressure like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa-oh #Pressure like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa-oh-oh-oh #Give it to your sister and never wonder #If the same pressure would've pulled you under #Who am I if I don't have what it takes? #No cracks, no breaks #No mistakes! #No pressure!#
Raphael: You sound like a creeper that wanted to explode.
Sam: In fact, they're my favourite mob. 
Zoe: The cast list will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Sam: Thank you.
Sam left the audition room as a blonde young man entered the room.
Luke: Is this the right place or this is a school musical?
Raphael: You are in the right place, the directors are just kids. I'm Raphael and this is my partner, Zoe.
Zoe: Hi. And who must you be?
Luke: My name is Luke but you can call me Punz.
Raphael: Great, who are you auditioning for?
Luke: Understudy Sans.
Zoe: Okay, you'll also be part of the ensemble as well. Anyway, what are you going to sing?
Luke: Megalovania because it's Sans.
Raphael: Okay, go on, sing.
Song: Megalovania by Aria Rose
Luke: #Listen and hear a song the birds are singing #Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming #A pleasant breeze flows by leaving a trail of dust #This is your fault, right? #Standing in the corridor #Who thought we'd be here like this together? #On a gorgeous day like this, I ask #What is it that you want? #I believe there was a time #Where we could be pals and things were better #Eating bad food, enjoying laughs #Can we go back to that? #If you're in there listening #Kid, just reset the time line #And let's please forget all of this #Even after what you did he believed in you 'til the end #Looking at your face right now #That expression tells me I can't afford not to care anymore #Turn this path around, wipe your dirty hands clean #Give up! #Please don't come back #If you're my friend #Please #Listen and hear a song the birds are singing #Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming #A pleasant breeze flows by leaving a trail of - #How could you have done this? #Is there still #A glimmer of hope? #Will you choose #To do the right thing? #Please now, bud #If you're there #Have a change of heart #Listen and hear a song the birds are singing #Sit down a while and watch the flowers blooming #What a nice Day.#
Zoe: Wow, understudy Sans sounds emotional.
Raphael: That's cool. Anyway, if you're an understudy, be aware that you'll also be part of the ensemble.
Luke: Alright.
Zoe: Cast results will be released on Friday evening, we'll keep in touch.
After Luke left, a bearded man with sideburns entered the audition room.
Raphael: Oh, please do come in. You must be Jschlatt.
Jschlatt: Yup and I'm auditioning for understudy Asgore.
Zoe: Cool, what song?
Jschlatt: Asgore The Fallen King.
Raphael: Alright, hit it.
Song: Asgore The Fallen King by Alice Flare
Jschlatt: #Oh, hello there dear child #I knew that this day would soon come #Here we meet, #We stand face-to-face #An empty glass here awaits. #Seven souls is all that it takes #And soon here, we shall meet our fate. #Will you stay determined and fight, #In this jaded twilight? #Come now, #Show me what you've got #I will not back down #Until your soul is mine #No mercy shall be found #For the lives of all #Living Underground #Their King shall light the way. #Weapon in your hand, #Frozen in your place #Telling me to stop, #There's another way. #I wish that we could #Have some tea instead, #But fate rests on our heads. #I have waited here #On this golden throne #With the golden flowers #Here all alone #Hoping for the day I could rise again #And be the King I should be #Burdens weigh heavy #Here upon my back #It is up to me #To win our freedom back #I'm doing this for her, #And as well as him #The family I've loved and lost. #Somewhere in my mind, #I've seen you before #Could you be the one #I've been searching for? #You tell me I look #Like I've seen a ghost #I must be going crazy. #What good is a King #That can never win? #Defeated by a child, #Pure as innocence. #The one thing humans have, #That monsters never will: #Determination. #Oh, on my knees #I kneel before you now. #But you show mercy... #I'm so confused, #Don't you want to go home, my child? #Are you sure you want to stay behind, #With no other way to leave this place, #Frisk? #Even though's nothing left here #For me, but fallen glory. #Through your kindness, I've learned #That there's still hope in this world.#
Zoe: That's really good.
Jschlatt: Thanks.
Raphael: We'll keep in touch, the results will come on Friday evening.
After Jschlatt left, a Middle Eastern young man entered the room.
Zak: Hi, I'm here for the audition.
Zoe: So, you're Zak Ahmed, right?
Zak: Yeah. Also known as Skeppy. I'll be auditioning for understudy Mad Dummy.
Raphael: What song are you going to sing for us?
Zak: Glad Dummy.
Zoe: That's from the Genocide route, sing it.
Song: Glad Dummy by LemonLight Productions
Zak: #This is just the start of something great #So distracted by my wrath and hate #I forgot the joys that I lived for #Knowing that life holds so much more #Human, thank you for coming today #I hope that you have enjoyed your stay #Boy, isn't it such a lovely day? #Come on friend, let's be on our way #You have shown me all that I can be #All that I can be #All that I can be #And that just means everything to me #Everything to me #Everything to me #Prancing, dancing around happily #Around happily #Around happily #Hey! Where the heck is everybody? #Come on, bring it in, dummies #Now #Dancing around #Listening to all the happy sounds #Life is so great! Why do people even hate? #Come on now, human child, join the dance #You know that you don't wanna miss your chance #Life's so great, just seize the day #I can't even imagine being mad #Angry, rageful, hurtful, bad or sad #All this emotion! Love and devotion #Happiness setting my feelings in motion #Come on now! Join our dance #You know you don't wanna miss your chance #I'm so ecstatic! Feelin' like magic #All my past anger just feels so tragic #You know you want to join our dance #You just can't miss this chance #Even in this dump! I can't feel glum #No matter what I'll alwats strive to be fun #Come on now! Join our dance #You know you don't wanna miss your chance #1, 2, 3, 4, 5! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 #Everyone do my jive #1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3, 4! I'm gonna live to be so much more#
Raphael: So not only are you going to be the understudy for Mad Dummy...
Zak: I'll be part of the ensemble?
Zoe: Not just that, we might give you the role as Glad Dummy if we have the chance to do the Genocide Route.
Zak: Cool, thank you.
Raphael: Cast list will be released on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Zak: Thank you.
Zak left and a teenage boy with a buzz-cut hairstyle entered the room.
Jack: Hello.
Zoe: Hi, welcome to the audition room.
Jack: I'm Jack Manifold and I'll be auditioning for understudy Chara.
Raphael: Cool, you're in the right place. What song will you be singing?
Jack: Fallen Back by Helena Ruth. It's an Undertale fansong I happen to stumble upon while searching for audition songs.
Zoe: Alright, start singing.
Jack: You have the piano, right? I have the sheet music for it.
Raphael: Yeah, I'll play that song.
Jack: You both can play piano?
Zoe: Yup, we'd sometimes use it for auditions. Hit it, Raphael.
Song: Fallen Back by Helena Ruth
Jack: #I'll come back, for you #Back, a thousand times, I have died #And dialed back #But, we both know that #And I've come back, to you #Back, a thousand times, we've both died #And dialed back #But, they don't know that #And, in the morning #When somewhere, the sun is high #In the sky #You'll be waiting where I lie #And, in the evening #The horizon lit with silver twilight #I'll get sick of dialing back #And I fell down, to you #From so far away, but I stayed #And thought of back #But, we both know that #And I fell down, for you #Fell so far away, on that day #We can't go back #But, we both know that #And, in the morning #When somewhere, the sun is high #In the sky #There's another child where I lie #And, in the evening #The horizon split with silver twilight #You'll get sick of dialing back #And, in the morning, when they see #The sun so high, in the sky #We should try to not go back #And, in the evening #When the sky is lit with silver starlight #We'll decide to not go back#
Raphael: Well done.
Jack: Thanks.
Zoe: So I'm pretty sure you'll do great as understudy Chara.
Raphael: The cast list will come out on Friday evening.
Jack: We'll keep in touch, right?
Zoe: Yup.
After Jack left, a young woman entered the audition room.
Cara: Hi.
Raphael: You must be, Caroline, am I right?
Cara: Well, yeah, but you can call me Cara or Puffy.
Zoe: Okay, and who will you be auditioning for?
Cara: Understudy Toriel.
Raphael: What song are you going to sing?
Cara: Heartache, the boss fight for Toriel.
Zoe: Okay, hit it.
Song: Heartache by Man On The Internet
Cara: #Oh my child #Didn't you listen to me? #Why can't you just be happy? #I don't want you to leave this happy home #It's not safe for a child out there alone #Didn't you listen to me? #If you go #I just want you to know #You can't come back #I know what's best, you'll be hurt, don't be a fool #And please understand I'm doing this for you #Think what you're doing, I love you too #If you will not fight back #The world will attack #You will not survive #You can't come back home, can't come back alive #If this is what you decide then know I did what I could #Wondering if I did what I should #Oh my child, please be good#
Raphael: Wow, you really show the emotion in this song.
Cara: Thank you.
Zoe: So the cast list will be released on Friday evening.
Raphael: We'll keep in touch.
Cara: Thank you.
After Cara left, a tall teenager wearing a mask entered the audition room.
Zoe: So, who are you?
Ranboo: I'm Ranboo and I'll be auditioning for understudy Napstablook.
Raphael: Cool, what song are you going to sing?
Ranboo: Ghost Fight, the mini boss theme for Napstablook.
Zoe: Alright, you can sing now.
Song: Ghost Fight by Man On The Internet
Ranboo: #Yeah! #Guess I look funny #I'm not real sunny, though #No, no no, nnnngh #Just pluggin' along, listenin' to the radio #I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry #Do what you got to do, don't mind me #I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying #Guess I'm in for a beating #Don't mind my frown #I'd just weigh you down #I'd just waste your time #Incorporeal #Sorry, Toriel #I can barely rhyme #Don't waste your life #Your pain and strife #On a guy like me #Please stop it, slick #Put down that stick #Don't lower my HP #Yeah! #I'm real sorry #I don't feel starry, though #No, no no, nnnngh #Makin' mixtapes, are they okay? I don't know #Long ago, I forgot how to laugh #I know how to say "heh," that's just half of it #Not sure if I'm even real #I'm just not really feeling up to it #Hey! #I made a hat #How about that? #Oh, oh, oh #I made it out of tears #That I shed during this spat #Just another day in my little life #Full of melancholy, gloom and strife #I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave my bed #I didn't want this afterlife #Sometimes it's cool #I feel like such a fool #Feeling like I have been schooled #A lonely piece of trash #Man, I want to crash #Be a weepin' ghoul #Yeah, my life is pain #Yeah, I'm quite insane #Even with this hat #Yeah, am I sayin' #"Yeah" too much? #Sorry about that #Wow! #Are we friends now? #Don't even know how #This happened #Guess I'll live with it, guess this is my life now #I can't believe we stopped the fight #Is this your way of trying to make it right? #This is the longest anyone's listened to me #And the record won't break after tonight #I'm full of cheer #And can't you hear #In the way I sing? #Well you should go #Before I go #And ruin everything #Pretend you beat me down #That would stop my frown #Give me a little glee #Meanwhile, I am #Just going to jam #To this melody #I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry #Do what you got to do, don't mind me #I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying #Thanks for stopping the beating #Just another day in my little life #Full of melancholy, gloom and strife #I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave my bed #I didn't want this afterlife#
Raphael: You have a nice singing voice.
Ranboo: Thanks. So do I have to go now?
Zoe: Yes. But, before you go, the cast results will be released on Friday evening.
Ranboo: Friday evening. Sorry, I tend to forget.
Raphael: It's fine. We'll keep in contact so that we could remind you.
Ranboo: Thank you so much.
Ranboo left the audition room as a young brunette man wearing glasses entered the room.
Charlie: Hi, am I in the right place?
Zoe: Yup. This is the audition room.
Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie but you can call me Slimecicle.
Raphael: And who will you be auditioning for?
Charlie: I'll just be part of the ensemble.
Zoe: Okay, so what song will you be singing for us?
Charlie: Strangers Like Me from Tarzan.
Raphael: I love Tarzan.
Zoe: You're only saying that because you saw a real-life Tarzan in Hong Kong Disneyland.
Raphael: Anyway, take it away.
Song: Strangers Like Me from Tarzan
Charlie: #Whatever you do, I'll do it too #Show me everything and tell me how #It all means something #And yet nothing to me #I can see there's so much to learn #It's all so close and yet so far #I see myself as people see me #Oh, i just know there's something bigger out there #I want to know, can you show me #I want to know about these strangers like me #Tell me more, please show me #Something's familiar about these strangers like me #Every gesture, every move that she makes #Makes me feel like never before #Why do I have #This growing need to be beside her #Ooo, these emotions I never knew #Of some other world far beyond this place #Beyond the trees, above the clouds #I see before me a new horizon #I want to know, can you show me #I want to know about these strangers like me #Tell me more, please show me #Something's familiar about these strangers like me #Come with me now to see my world #Where there's beauty beyond your dreams #Can you feel the things I feel #Right now, with you #Take my hand #There's a world I need to know #I want to know, can you show me #I want to know about these strangers like me #Tell me more, please show me #Something's familiar about these strangers like me #...I want to know#
Zoe: Amazing.
Charlie: Thanks.
Raphael: So we'll keep in touch.
Charlie: Great, when will the cats be revealed?
Zoe: Friday evening.
Charlie: Thank you guys so much.
After Charlie left, a young man with long brown hair entered the room.
Michael: Hello.
Raphael: Hi, welcome to the audition room.
Michael: Cool, I'm Michael and you must be the directors, Raphael Lau and Zoe Tria.
Zoe: That's right.
Raphael: Who are you auditioning for?
Michael: Understudy Asgore.
Zoe: (whispers) Don't we already have an understudy Asgore.
Raphael: (whispers) We'll think about it.
Zoe: So, what song are you going to sing?
Michael: I'll just sing Evermore from Beauty and the Beast.
Raphael: Okay, hit it.
Song: Evermore from Beauty and the Beast
Michael: #I was the one who had it all #I was the master of my fate #I never needed anybody in my life #I learned the truth too late #I'll never shake away the pain #I close my eyes but she's still there #I let her steal into my melancholy heart #It's more than I can bear #Now I know she'll never leave me #Even as she runs away #She will still torment me #Calm me, hurt me #Move me, come what may #Wasting in my lonely tower #Waiting by an open door #I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in #And be with me for evermore #I rage against the trials of love #I curse the fading of the light #Though she's already flown so far beyond my reach #She's never out of sight #Now I know she'll never leave me #Even as she fades from view #She will still inspire me #Be a part of everything I do #Wasting in my lonely tower #Waiting by an open door #I'll fool myself, she'll walk right in #And as the long, long nights begin #I'll think of all that might have been #Waiting here for evermore#
Zoe: That song fits Asgore.
Raphael: Yeah.
Michael: Thanks, so when will the results come in?
Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.
Michael: Thank you.
Raphael: Anytime.
After Michael left, a teenage African boy entered the audition room.
Zoe: Come in.
Eryn: Hi, I'm Eryn and I'm here for the audition.
Raphael: Who are you auditioning for?
Eryn: Understudy Frisk and I'll sing Bui Doi from Miss Saigon.
Zoe: Cool, my dad sang that song to the orphans in an orphanage.
Eryn: Really?
Raphael: Yeah, her dad was in that show too.
Eryn: Well, that's great.
Zoe: Hit it.
Song: Bui Doi from Miss Saigon
Eryn: #Like all survivors I once thought #When I'm home I won't give a damn #But now I know I'm caught, I'll never leave Vietnam #War isn't over when it ends, some pictures never leave your mind #They are the faces of the children the ones we left behind #They're called Bui-doi #The dust of life, conceived in hell and born in strife #They are the living reminders of all the good we failed to do #We can't forget, must not forget, that they are all our children too #These kids hit walls on ev'ry side, they don't belong in any place #Their secret they can't hide it's printed on their face #I never thought one day I'd plead #For half-breeds from a land that's torn #But then I saw a camp for children whose crime was being born #They're called Bui-Doi, the dust of life conceived in hell and born in strife #We owe them fathers and a family a loving home they never knew #Because we know deep in our hearts that they are all our children too #These are souls in need, they need us to give #Someone has to pay for their chance to live #Help me try #They're called Bui-Doi #The dust of life #Conceived in Hell #And born in strife #They are the living reminders of all the good we failed to do #That's why we know #Deep in our hearts #That's why we know #That they are all our children, too#
Raphael: Why does this feel nostalgic?
Zoe: Because my parents were in this musical?
Eryn: What do you think?
Raphael: It's amazing.
Eryn: Thank you.
Zoe: So, we'll keep in contact and the results will come on Friday evening.
Eryn: Alright, were Tommy and Freddie here?
Raphael Yeah, they auditioned.
Eryn: Okay, thank you.
Eryn left the audition room and then a young blonde man entered the room.
Dylan: Hello.
Zoe: Hi.
Raphael: Hi.
Dylan: Am I at the right place? I'm Dylan, by the way, also known as Boomer.
Zoe: Yeah.
Dylan: Then why are you kids?
Raphael: We're the directors.
Dylan: Okay, so I'm here to audition as the ensemble.
Zoe: Cool, what song are you going to sing?
Dylan: Why from Tick, Tick... Boom.
Raphael: Isn't that the musical about the life of the guy behind Rent?
Zoe: Yes.
Raphael: Okay, hit it.
Song: Why from Tick, Tick... Boom!
Dylan: #When I was nine #Michael and I #Entered a talent show down at the Y #9 A.M., went to rehearse by some stairs #Mike couldn't sing #But I said, "No one cares" #We sang "Yellow Bird" and "Let's Go Fly A Kite" #Over and over and over #'Til we got it right #When we emerged from the Y.M.C.A. #Three o'clock sun had made the grass hay #I thought #Hey, what a way to spend a day #Hey, what a way to spend a day #I make a vow #Right here and now #I'm gonna spend my time this way #When I was sixteen #Michael and I #Got parts in Wеst Side at White Plains High #Three o'clock, went to rеhearse in the gym #Mike played "Doc", who did not sing #Fine with him #We sang, "Got a rocket in your pocket" #And "The Jets are gonna have their day, tonight" #Over and over and over #'Til we got it right #When we emerged, wiped out by that play #Nine o'clock, stars and moon lit the way #I thought #Hey, what a way to spend a day #Hey, what a way to spend a day #I made a vow #I wonder now #Am I cut out to spend my time this way? #I'm twenty-nine #Michael and I #Live on the west side of SoHo, N.Y. #9 A.M., I write a lyric or two #Mike sings his song now on Mad Avenue #I sing, "Come to your senses #Defenses are not the way to go" #Over and over and over #And over, and over, and over, and over #'Til I get it right #When I emerge from B Minor or A #Five o'clock, diner calls, "I'm on my way" #I think #Hey, what a way to spend a day #Hey, what a way to spend a day #I make a vow #Right here and now #I'm gonna spend my time this way #I'm gonna spend my time this way#
Zoe: Wow.
Dylan: What do you think?
Raphael: It's amazing.
Dylan: Yeah, I'd rather be emotional Froggit at this point. (chuckles)
Zoe: So the results will come it on Friday evening.
Raphael: So we'll keep in touch.
Dylan: Thank you.
Zoe: You're welcome.
After Dylan left, a brunette teenage boy entered the room.
Raphael: Hi.
Zoe: Hi.
Oli: Hello, I'm Oli, also known as Highkeyhateme.
Raphael: Cool, you're here to audition?
Oli: Yup, as the understudy for Asriel.
Zoe: Alright, what song are you going to sing?
Oli: Hopes and Dreams.
Raphael: Alright.
Zoe: Go for it, I think you should be the God of Hyperdeath version of Undertale.
Song: Hopes and Dreams by Aria Rose
Oli: #I know that there's no hope #Hiding in this cruel world #Yet you don't stop trying #How do you keep on smiling? #Standing here in the end #Can't you see I'm your best friend? #Stars blazing through the sky #It is time to say goodbye #Why do you still hold on #You cannot save anyone #How many resets did it take to finally reach this happy ending? #In order to keep on playing there is no choice, I'll tear it all away #Something deep down, resonating #What is this warm sensation deep inside? #Patiently looking right through me #Can you see all the feelings that I hide? #This is the price that I have to pay #If I want to to keep you around me #I'll force you to reset everything #Bring it all back down to zero #You're the only one who understands #What it's like to feel this lonely #Internally begging, don't resist #Can you see my true intentions? #I know that there's no hope #Hiding in this cruel world #Yet you won't stop trying #How do you keep on smiling? #Sitting together in fields of flowers #Sharing similar dreams of sunlight #Spoken promises laced in red ribbon #Hoping to one day free all of them #Joking around, making silly faces #It was all fun until that day came #Under the surface, how could we have known #That our plan would fall to pieces? #This is the price that I have to pay #If I want to to keep you around me #I'll force you to reset everything #Why can you not just let me win? #You're the only one who understands #What it's like to feel this lonely #Internally begging, don't resist #So please stop fighting and just give in #I just want. . .to hold on. .to a friend. . . #Even when clouded by darkness #My soul is gravitating to your light #With the kindness that you gave me #I will give in and end this pointless fight #Standing in a world draped with stardust #Lighting up shadows I created #Even though I messed up everything #I think there's still one thing I can do #Is it too late to ask anything? #I hope you can someday forgive me #Before everything comes to an end #I just want to say that I'm sorry #I know that there's still hope #Hiding in this cruel world #Seeing you all trying. . . #I'll have to keep on smiling #Knowing that in the end #I had found a great new friend#
Raphael: That was amazing.
Oli: Thank you. So, did I get the role?
Zoe: We're thinking about it. The results won't come in until Friday evening.
Oli: Okay.
Raphael: But, you did a good job.
Oli: Thank you.
Oli left and then a teenage girl entered the audition room.
Zoe: Hi, are you here to audition?
Beau: Aye. My name is Beau.
Raphael: Are you from Scotland?
Beau: Aye. Erm... I'm going to audition as the ensemble.
Zoe: Cool, what song are you going to sing?
Beau: On My Own from Les Miserables.
Raphael: Les MIserables? Again?
Zoe: That's my mum's favourite song.
Beau: Wait, you guys are the kids of the actors and actresses from Miss Saigon and Les Miserables, am I correct?
Raphael: Yeah, my parents were in Les Miserables.
Zoe: Yeah, while my parents were in Miss Saigon.
Beau: Cool, anyway, can I start singing?
Raphael: Go ahead.
Song: On My Own from Les Miserables.
Beau: #And now I'm all alone again nowhere to go #No one to turn to #Without a home, without a friend #Without a face so say hello to #And now the night is near #Now I can make believe he's here #Sometimes I walk alone at night #When everybody else is sleeping #I think of him and then I'm happy #With the company I'm keeping #The city goes to bed #And I can live inside my head #On my own, pretending he's beside me #All alone, I walk with him 'til morning #Without him, I feel his arms around me #And when I lose my way I close my eyes #And he has found me #In the rain, the pavement shines like silver #All the lights are misty in the river #In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight #And all I see is him and me forever #And forever #And I know it's only in my mind #That I'm talking to myself and not to him #And although I know that he is blind #Still I say, there's a way for us #I love him, but when the night is over #He is gone, the river's just a river #Without him, the world around me changes #The trees are bare and everywhere #The streets are full of strangers #I love him, but every day I'm learning #All my life, I've only been pretending #Without me, his world would go on turning #A world that's full of happiness #That I have never known #I love him... #I love him... #I love him... #But only on my own#
Zoe: My mum sang that song.
Raphael: I love it, I'm gonna cry.
Beau: Well, did I get the role?
Zoe: We're thinking about it.
Raphael: Yeah, the results will come out on Friday evening.
Beau: So, we'll keep in touch?
Zoe: Yup.
Beau left the audition room as another Scot entered the room. This time, a young man.
Raphael: Let me guess, you're also from Scotland?
Scott: Aye, my name is also Scott.
Zoe: So who are you auditioning for?
Scott: Understudy Gaster.
Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us?
Scott: Darker Yet Darker.
Zoe: Go ahead and sing.
Song: Darker Yet Darker by KHTLL13
Scott: #Everywhere and #Never fading #Rude to talk when #They’re listening #Not quite falling #Not quite living #But for sure he’s #Still existing #Left no memory #Of his presence #Gone forever #Unimportant #Can’t retain a #Stable body #Core consumed him #Only rotting #Broken doorway #Leads you deeper #Empty room and #He’s the keeper #Stumble forward #Knees are shaking #All around you #Space is breaking #The darkness #Surrounding #Your soul can’t #Stop pounding #You’re glitching #It’s over #Can’t remember #What his name was #Talked in symbols UNIMPORTANT #Cracked and melted #Mind is twisted #None had seen and #No one wished it #Work was cut off #Family forgot #VOID #Past is worthless #Machine broken #Can’t be revived #Despite efforts #Did not survive #You’re falling #Start calling #Nobody #Is coming #Refusing #It’s bruising #You’re grasping #For something #Shattering soul #Can it refuse? #Reality #Keeps reacting #King’s scientist #His position #Taken over #Long forgotten #Running down the hall #You catch your breath #There’s nothing left #You start to fall #Through the void #There’s no choice #You call out hopelessly to all the darkness #Inching back to check again #He’s disappeared now #3.1415926535897 #Now’s not the time #Spreading endlessly through time #Dust never carried off #Stuck like this for now #Never fixing the problem #Those trapped under the ground #Have lost all hope #Fight on the left #Spare on the right #How will you #Act in-between #Items consumed #Approach this? #Fight on the left #Spare on the right #Check him too #Act in-between #Items consumed #Don’t forget… #A drawing #Three people #Poorly drawn #Is missing #A folder #Locked away #He’s crying #“Don’t forget.”#
Raphael: Creepy.
Scott: Gaster's supposed to be creepy though.
Zoe: That's amazing.
Raphael: So, the results from the audition will come out on Friday evening and we'll keep in touch.
Scott: Thank you.
After Scott left, a young man entered the auditioning room.
Velvet: Hi, I'm Velvet and I'm here to audition for understudy Bob.
Zoe: You're in the right place.
Raphael: What song are you going to sing for us?
Velvet: You'll Be In My Heart from Tarzan.
Zoe: Ooh.
Raphael: Another one from Tarzan. Hit it.
Song: You'll Be In My Heart from Tarzan
Velvet: #Come stop your crying, it'll be alright #Just take my hand, hold it tight #I will protect you from all around you #I will be here, don't you cry #For one so small, you seem so strong #My arms will hold you, keep you safe and warm #This bond between us can't be broken #I will be here, don't you cry #'Cause you'll be in my heart #Yes, you'll be in my heart #From this day on, now and forever more #You'll be in my heart #No matter what they say #You'll be here in my heart #Always#
Zoe: That was amazing.
Velvet: Thank you. 
Raphael: And because you're an understudy, you'll also be given the ensemble role.
Velvet: Yeah. So when will the results come in?
Zoe: Friday evening, we'll keep in contact.
Velvet: Thank you.
Velvet left as a young curly-haired man entered the audition room.
Raphael: Come in. 
5up: Am I in the right place or the directors are just children?
Zoe: The directors are just children of professional stage actors and actresses.
5up: Cool. From Miss Saigon?
Raphael: Yes, and Les Miserables.
5up: Cool.
Zoe: So, what song are you going to sing for us?
5up: Lost In The Woods from Frozen 2.
Raphael: The one movie my sister wouldn't stop binging.
Zoe: Hit it.
Song: Lost In The Woods from Frozen 2
5up: #Again, you're gone #Off on a different path than mine #I'm left behind #Wondering if I should follow #You had to go #And, of course, it's always fine #I probably could catch up with you tomorrow #But is this what it feels like #To be growing apart? #When did I become the one #Who's always chasing your heart? #Now I turn around and find #I am lost in the woods #North is south, right is left #When you're gone #I'm the one who sees you home #But now I'm lost in the woods #And I don't know what path you are on #I'm lost in the woods #Up 'til now #The next step was a question of how #I never thought it was a question of whether #Who am I, if I'm not your guy? #Where am I, if we're not together #Forever? #Now I know you're my true north #'Cause I am lost in the woods #Up is down, day is night #When you're not there #Oh, you're my only landmark #So I'm lost in the woods #Wondering if you still care #But I'll wait #For a sign #That I'm your path #'Cause you are mine #'Til then #I'm lost in the woods #I'm lost in the woods #I'm lost in the woods# 
Raphael: Amazing.
5up: Thanks.
Zoe: So the results will come on Friday evening.
5up: Why not now?
Raphael: We still have a lot of people to audition. 
Zoe: We'll keep in contact.
5up: Thank you.
Raphael: Off you go.
After 5up left, a French man entered the audition room.
Xem: Bonjour, c'est la salle d'audition ? 
Zoe: Oui monsieur. 
Raphael: Mais savez-vous parler anglais ? La comédie musicale est en anglais. 
Xem: English? 
Zoe: Yes. 
Xem: Okay. 
Raphael: So, what's your name and who are you going to audition for? 
Xem: My name is Vincent but you can call me Xem or a6d, I'm going to audition for the ensemble. 
Zoe: What song are you going to sing? 
Xem: Who Am I from Les Miserables. 
Raphael: Again? 
Zoe: Raphael's parents were on the West End production of Les Miserables. 
Xem: Are they French? 
Raphael: Hong Kong Chinese. Hit it. 
Song: Who Am I from Les Miserables 
Xem: #He thinks that man is me #He knew him at a glance #That stranger he has found #This man could be my chance #Why should I save his hide? #Why should I right this wrong? #When I have come so far #And struggled for so long? #If I speak, I am condemned #If I stay silent, I am damned #I am the master of hundreds of workers #They all look to me #Can I abandon them, how would they live #If I am not free? #If I speak, I am condemned #If I stay silent, I am damned #Who am I? #Can I condemn this man to slavery? #Pretend I do not feel his agony? #This innocent who wears my face #Who goes to judgement in my place #Who am I? #Can I conceal myself for evermore? #Pretend I'm not the man I was before? #And must my name until I die #Be no more than an alibi? #Must I lie? #How can I ever face my fellow men? #How can I ever face myself again? #My soul belongs to God, I know #I made that bargain long ago #He gave me hope, when hope was gone #He gave me strength to journey on #Who am I? Who am I? #I'm Jean Valjean #And so Javert, you see it's true #That man bears no more guilt than you #Who am I? 24601!# 
Zoe: Raphael goddamn James Lau! 
Raphael: Sorry. 
Zoe: He always does that when a song from Les Miserables play. 
Xem: I see. Did I get the role? 
Raphael: We're thinking about it. 
Zoe: For now, let the other actors or actresses audition. The results will come out on Friday anyway and we'll keep in touch. 
Xem: Thank you. 
Xem left as a half indigenous young man entered the room.
Kye: Hi, I'm Kye and I'm here for the audition.
Raphael: You're in the right place.
Zoe: So, who are you auditioning for?
Kye: The ensemble.
Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us?
Kye: On My Way from Brother Bear.
Zoe: Didn't know that film existed until I watched it on Disney+. Take it away.
Song: On My Way from Brother Bear
Kye: #Tell everybody I'm on my way #New friends and new places to see #With blue skies ahead #Yes, I'm on my way #And there's nowhere else that I'd rather be #Tell everybody I'm on my way #And I'm lovin' every step I take #With the sun beating down #Yes, I'm on my way #And I can't keep this smile off my face #'Cause there's nothing like seeing each other again #No matter what the distance between #And the stories that we tell will make you smile #Oh it really lifts my heart #So tell 'em all I'm on my way #New friends and new places to see #And to sleep under the stars #Who could ask for more? #With the moon keeping watch over me #Not the snow, not the rain, can change my mind #The sun will come out wait and see #And the feeling of the wind in your face can lift your heart #Whoa, there's nowhere I would rather be #'Cause I'm on my way now #Well and truly #I'm on my way now #Tell everybody I'm on my way #And I just can't wait to be there #With blue skies ahead #Yes, I'm on my way #And nothing but good times to share #So tell everybody I'm on my way #And I just can't wait to be home #With the sun beating down #Yes, I'm on my way #And nothing but good times to show #I'm on my way #Yes, I'm on my way!#
Raphael: That's amazing.
Kye: Thank you.
Zoe: The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Kye left as a young British man entered the room.
Raphael: Come in.
Arran: Hi, I'm Arran and I'm here to audition for the ensemble.
Zoe: You're in the right place. What song are you going to sing for us?
Arran: 30/90 from Tick, Tick... Boom.
Raphael: Another one? Hit it.
Song: 30/90 from Tick, Tick... Boom
Arran: #Stop the clock #Take time out #Time to regroup #Before you lose the bout #Freeze the frame #Back it up #Time to refocus #Before they wrap it up #Years are getting shorter #Lines on your face are getting longer #Feel like you're treading water #But the riptide's getting stronger #Don't panic, don't jump ship #Can't fight it, like taxes #At least it happens only once in your life #They're singing, "Happy Birthday" #You just want to lay down and cry #Not just anothеr birthday #It's 30/90 #Why can't you stay twenty-nine? #Hell, you still feel likе you're twenty-two #Turn thirty, 1990 #Bang! You're dead #What can you do? #What can you do? #What can you do? #Clear the runway #Make another pass #Try one more approach #Before you're out of gas #Friends are getting fatter #Hairs on your head are getting thinner #Feel like a clean-up batter #On a team that ain't a winner #Don't freak out, don't strike out #Can't fight it, like City Hall #At least you're not alone #Your friends are there, too #They're singing, "Happy Birthday" #You just wish you could run away #Who cares about a birthday? #But 30/90, hey #Can you be optimistic? #You're no longer the ingenue #Turn thirty, 1990 #Boom! You're passé #What can you do? #What can you do? #What can you do? #Peter Pan and Tinkerbell #Which way to Never Never Land? #Emerald City's gone to hell #Since the wizard #Blew off his command #On the streets you hear the voices #Lost children, crocodiles #You're not into #Making choices, wicked witches #Poppy fields, or men behind the curtain #Tiger lilies, ruby slippers #Clock is ticking, that's for certain! #And they're singing, "Happy Birthday" #I just wish it all were a dream #It feels much more like Doomsday #What #30/90 #Seems like I'm in for a twister #I don't see a rainbow, do you? #Turn thirty in the '90s #Into my hands now #The ball is passed #I want the spoils, but not too fast #The world is calling #It's now or Neverland #Why can't I stay a child forever, and #30/90 #30/90 #30/90 #30/90 #30/90 #30, 30/90 #What can I do? #30/90, 30, 30/90 #What can I do?#
Zoe: That's so good.
Arran: Thanks.
Raphael: The results will come in on Friday evening, we'll keep in contact with you.
Arran: Thank you.
After Arran left, a young man entered the audition room.
Dave: Hello.
Zoe: Hi.
Raphael: Hi, you must be Dave Kratz?
Dave: Yes but you can call me Krtzyy.
Zoe: Alright, so who are you auditioning for?
Dave: The ensemble.
Raphael: Okay, and what song are you going to sing?
Dave: Go The Distance from Hercules.
Zoe: An old Disney classic. Go ahead and sing.
Song: Go The Distance from Hercules
Dave: #I have often dreamed #Of a far-off place #Where a great, warm welcome #Will be waiting for me #Where the crowds will cheer #When they see my face #And a voice keeps saying #This is where I'm meant to be #I will find my way #I can go the distance #I'll be there someday #If I can be strong #I know every mile #Will be worth my while #I would go most anywhere to feel like I #Belong #I am on my way #I can go the distance #I don't care how far #Somehow I'll be strong #I know every mile #Will be worth my while #I would go most anywhere to find where I belong#
Raphael: I missed hearing this song?
Dave: Want me to sing it again?
Zoe: Oh no, you're only supposed to sing one song once in an audition.
Dave: Great, so when do we get the results?
Raphael: Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Dave: Thank you.
Zoe: You're welcome.
After Dave left, another British young man entered the room.
Raphael: Come in, what's your name?
Geo: My name is George but you can call me Geo or Spifey.
Zoe: And who are you auditioning for?
Geo: The ensemble.
Raphael: Wow, another one joining the ensemble.
Zoe: What song are you going to sing for us?
Geo: I'm Still Here from Treasure Planet.
Raphael: That movie is so good, I don't know why it's not successful. Take it away.
Song: I'm Still Here from Treasure Planet
Geo: #I am a question to the world #Not an answer to be heard #Or a moment that's held in your arms #And what do you think you'd ever say? #I won't listen anyway #You don't know me #And I'll never be what you want me to be #And what do you think you'd understand? #I'm a boy—no, I'm a man #You can't take me and throw me away #And how can you learn what's never shown? #Yeah, you stand here on your own #They don't know me 'cause I'm not here #And I want a moment to be real #Wanna touch things I don't feel #Wanna hold on and feel I belong #And how can the world want me to change? #They're the ones that stay the same #They don't know me 'cause I'm not here #And you see the things they never see #All you wanted, I could be #Now you know me, and I'm not afraid #And I want to tell you who I am #Can you help me be a man? #They can't break me, as long as I know who I am #And I want a moment to be real #Wanna touch things I don't feel #Wanna hold on, and feel I belong #And how can the world want me to change? #They're the ones that stay the same #They can't see me but I'm still here #They can't tell me who to be #'Cause I'm not what they see #Yeah, the world is still sleepin' #While I keep on dreamin' for me #And their words are just whispers #And lies that I'll never believe #And I want a moment to be real #Want to touch things I don't feel #Wanna hold on, and feel I belong #And how can you say I'll never change? #They're the ones that stay the same #I'm the one now 'cause I'm still here #I'm the one, 'cause I'm still here #I'm still here #I'm still here #I'm still here#
Zoe: Oh the nostalgia.
Raphael: I know.
Geo: Did I do well?
Zoe: You did marvellous.
Geo: Thanks. So, did I get the part?
Raphael: Oh, we're still thinking about it.
Zoe: Yeah, the results will come in on Friday evening so we'll keep in contact.
Geo: Okay, thank you.
Raphael: You're welcome.
Geo left as a Filipino young adult entered the audition room.
Harvey: Hi, ito ba ang audition room?
Zoe: Sorry, I don't speak Tagalog.
Harvey: Oh, I suspected that you guys are Filipinos. I'm Harvey.
Raphael: I'm not Filipino, I'm from Hong Kong. Zoe is Filipino. I'm Raphael.
Zoe: Yup.
Harvey: Ah, I know your parents. They were in Miss Saigon.
Zoe: That is correct.
Raphael: So, who are you auditioning for and what song are you going to sing?
Harvey: The ensemble and I'll sing Something's Coming from West Side Story. My parents were also in this musical along with Les Miserables and Miss Saigon.
Zoe: Go ahead, sing.
Song: Something's Coming from West Side Story
Harvey: #Could be, who knows? #There’s something due any day #I will know right away #Soon as it shows #It may come cannonballin' down through the sky #Gleam in its eye, bright as a rose #Who knows? #It’s only just outta reach #Down the block, on a beach #Under a tree #I got a feelin’ there’s a miracle due #Gonna come true #Coming to me #Could it be? Yes, it could #Something’s coming, something good #If I can wait #Something’s comin’, I don’t know what it is #But it is gonna be great #With a click, with a shock #Phone’ll jingle, door’ll knock #Open the latch #Something’s comin’, don’t know when #But it’s soon, catch the moon #One-handed catch #Around the corner #Or whistlin' down the river #Comе on, deliver #To me #Will it bе? Yes, it will #Maybe just by holdin’ still #It’ll be there #Come on, something, come on in #Don’t be shy, meet a guy #Pull up a chair #The air is hummin' #And something great is comin' #Who knows? #It’s only just outta reach #Down the block, on a beach #Maybe tonight #Maybe tonight #Maybe tonight#
Raphael: Wow, that's amazing.
Harvey: Thank you.
Zoe: And not gonna lie, I can't believe I met another Filipino like me.
Raphael: Pinoy pride.
Harvey: It's part of our genetics.
Zoe: Anyway, the results will come in on Friday evening and we'll keep in contact.
Harvey: Okay, we'll meet once I get the role.
Raphael: Oh yeah we will.
Zoe: See you soon.
After Harvey left, a young British man around his late teens to early 20s entered the audition room.
Raphael: Hi.
Kit: Hi, I'm Kit but you can call me Wisp.
Zoe: Hello. So, who are you auditioning for?
Kit: The ensemble.
Raphael: And what song are you going to sing for us?
Kit: Everything To Win from Anastasia
Zoe: Another one from my favourite movie?
Raphael: Take it away.
Song: Everything To Win from Anastasia
Kit: #What are they saying? #Wonder how long they'll be #Why should I worry? Worrying's not like me #Nothing to do but pace and stew #And wait till the girl walks in #Why panic now with everything to win? #Nothing but silence. This could be bad #But no, let's assume it's good #Thought it was foolproof. Nothing is foolproof! #Woah! Better knock on wood! #Girl gets a family. Boy gets rich #And fairytale gets a spin #How can we fail with everything to win? #I wonder if our paths will ever cross again #The way they did when you were eight and I was ten #We said this was goodbye, but even so #You never know #You never know #I should be glad #That we're breaking free #But nothing is what it was #I didn't know she mattered to me #But now I can see she does #Conman and princess get their wish #Fairytale comes true #Funny, one small part I never knew #With everything to win #The only thing I lose is you#
Zoe: Thank you.
Kit: How did I do?
Raphael: You did good. The results will come in on Friday evening so we'll keep in touch.
Kit: Thank you.
After Kit left, a young man entered the audition room.
Zoe: Hello and welcome.
Jake: Hi, I'm Jake but you can call me Zelk. Am I in the right place?
Raphael: Yup.
Jake: Great, I'm here to audition for the ensemble. Is there any more room for the ensemble?
Zoe: There is plenty of room, we're still auditioning a lot of people.
Jake: Okay, so I'll sing Let Me Be Your Wings from Thumbelina.
Raphael: Haven't heard of it. What's the story about?
Zoe: About a tiny little girl who went through so many adventures before marrying the fairy prince. Anyway, do go on.
Song: Let Me Be Your Wings from Thumbelina
Jake: #Let me be your wings #Let me be your only love #Let me take you far beyond the stars #Let me be your wings #Let me lift you high above #Everything we're dreaming of will soon be ours #Anything that you desire #Anything at all #Every day I'll take you higher #And I'll never let you fall #Let me be your wings #Leave behind the world you know #For another world of wondrous things #We'll see the universe and dance on Saturn's rings #Fly with me and I will be your wings #Anything that you desire #Anything at all #Every day I'll take you higher #And I'll never let you fall #Let me be your wings #Get ready for another world of wondrous things #We'll see the universe and dance on Saturn's rings #Heaven isn't too far #Stay with me #And let me be your wings#
Raphael: That's surprisingly good.
Jake: Thank you.
Zoe: The results will come on Friday evening and we'll keep in touch.
After Jake left, a teenage British boy entered the room.
Raphael: Come in.
Jared: Hi, I'm Jared and I'll audition for understudy Monster Kid.
Zoe: Alright, what song are you going to sing?
Jared: Snowy from Undertale.
Raphael: Bring it on.
Song: Snowy by Shy Siesta
Jared: #Goodbye... #Through the door to someplace new with a drastically new view, and a journey to continue! #Hey. #That's no way to greet new friends. #Turn around a shake my hand. #By the way, you can call me Sans. #Woah! I've finally found a human! #I'm gonna become a guardsman! #Wowie! #I just can't wait til then! #Hi! #The frozen treat that warms your heart! #Pick a Nice Cream from the cart! #"Is this as sweet as you?" and depart. #Though, during this dog after dog approached, pet pet pet! #Rather than fight, why not be friends? #Oh- you don't want ketchup? #Well that's alright! #More for me! #Well, then you should be moving on. #We'll be seeing you again! #See you then!#
Zoe: That sounds calming and soft.
Jared: Thanks, did I get the role?
Raphael: About that, the results won't come until Friday evening.
Jared: Oh, so we'll keep in touch.
Zoe: Yeah, we got everyone's contact information.
Jared: Good.
Raphael: See you soon.
After a lot of auditions, Zoe and Raphael finally caught a break which is their lunch break. They are now sitting down and having their lunch with the crew, Matt, Ben and Martha.
Zoe: What a long day.
Raphael: Yeah, even in the theatre.
Martha: I didn't know 2 teenagers could just become directors out of the blue.
Ben: I know.
Mat: Hey, did my son happen to audition?
Raphael: You mean, Toby? The one with a wide yet angelic vocal range?
Mat: Yeah.
Raphael: No wonder why you guys look similar.
Ben: You gotta cast my son.
Mat: Our son.
Zoe: Didn't know Toby has 2 fathers.
Mat: Well, he's adopted since he was 13 and Ben and I wanted him to have a good life.
Ben: We also trained him to become an actor but he also wanted to be a musician as well so we allowed him.
Raphael: Nice.
Zoe: Okay, I got the callback list posted as well as the results.
Ben: Now that is our director.
While Zoe and Raphael were having a chat with the staff, they both got alerts from their phones.
Jim: Guys, your phones are ringing.
Zoe: I'll check.
Raphael: Me too.
The 2 directors opened their phones and got numerous complaints from a lot of auditioning actors and actresses about Derrick.
Larry: What's going on?
Zoe: Erm... we're getting a lot of complaints.
Martha: About what?
Raphael: Derrick, one of the actors auditioning for our show.
Mat: What's his surname?
Zoe: I'll check the list.
Zoe checked the list and found Derrick's surname.
Zoe: Hernadez.
Mat: Oh my God.
Simon: What is it, Mat?
Charles: Yeah, something wrong?
Mat: Derrick Hernadez is the son of Karen Hernadez, one of our main donors.
Raphael: Thought the main donor was our parents.
Mat: Along with that. Also, Derrick assaulted and groomed many young actresses in the previous shows. That's why many productions disqualified him.
Zoe: We gotta disqualify him.
Raphael: No, we can't. His mum would kill us.
Zoe: He said he wanted Frisk, right? What if we give him a small role like part of the ensemble?
Raphael: Good idea.
Charles: You do it, kids, you're so clever.
Derrick came into the theatre and went up to Zoe and Raphael as soon as everyone left to do their own jobs.
Derrick: I'm here for callbacks, but do you mind if I go ahead and go? Cuz I'm already late to my voice lesson-
Zoe: Err... did we give you a callback..?
Derrick: What do you mean?
Zoe: ...Yeah ...no... did you look at the callback list? Did you look at it?
Derrick: Yeah, I looked at it. I mean, I looked at the callback list and my name wasn't on there. I just thought like, I figured you just forgot to put my name on there.
Zoe: Okay well... your name wasn't on the list. If your name wasn't on the list that means you didn't get a callback-
Derrick: Well... what do you mean? Like, my audition was so good.
Zoe: Yeah, it was fine-
Derrick: But I literally wrote a monologue for this callback.
Zoe: Well I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you. We don't have time. We don't need you to do a callback, we saw what we needed to see-
Derrick: Can you just like, let me try? Like- Hello? Who’s there? If I can hear you then show yourself!
Zoe: Nope, thank you, thank you-
Derrick: But I literally have like five more minutes-
Zoe: Okay, okay. Oh my gosh... not getting a callback doesn't mean anything bad. It just means that we don't need to see more of you. You need to go.
Derrick: (almost crying) Okay, okay.
Raphael: Wow, he should man up.
Zoe: Yeah.
It is soon Friday evening and Zoe and Raphael finally posted the audition results in front of the theatre. Even on their official Instagram account. Derrick was pushing through the crowd of actors and actresses who auditioned.
Derrick: Everyone move! Frisk coming through! Yeah, of course I came to see the cast list in costume. Alright, where's my name?
Derrick looked through the names and he was about to burst in tears.
Derrick: Why is my name not under Frisk? WHY IS MY NAME NOT UNDER FRISK?! Where is it? Where- (gasps)
He looked under Frisk and was surprised that Tommy got the role.
Derrick: No... no no. There's no way- Tommy got Frisk? He's not even trained! I'm trained. I have vocal lessons... and training and he's... too tall and skinny. I hate him! Where's my name? Where's my name?! (gasps)
He found his name but it is the role he doesn't want.
Derrick: Why is my name... under monster... number 5? And I'm the member of the ensemble? I can't do it. I don't want to be an ugly monster.
Derrick decided to go confront the directors but he has to move through the crowd.
Derrick: Stop, STOP! Move out of my- Everyone stop crowding around me. Stop crowding around me! I can't! I'm hyperventilating... I can't! No... move... MOVE! This is not right, THIS IS NOT RIGHT- (crying) I worked so hard for this- I went through a whole week of practising for this audition- I don't feel good. Where are the directors? That Miss Saigon-wannabe and her chink boyfriend! I need to speak to the directors!
While Zoe and Raphael were talking to the crew about the play, Derrick went up to them.
Zoe: Okay, so the actors need time to practise so you guys can have your breaks for a bit.
Ben: Great, he's back.
Zoe: Oh god. What is it, Derrick?
Derrick: There's a big problem with the cast list. My name is not under Frisk... and there's definitely been a misprint.
Zoe: Erm...
Derrick: My name is under monster number 5 and I'm part of like the ensemble?
Zoe: (sighs) Oh no.
Derrick: Are you like trying to play a prank on me? It's not funny. It's not funny! I'm really upset-
Zoe: Well, we also cast you as a member of the chorus...
Derrick: Like chorus as in: sorry we misprinted the cast list and you're actually supposed to be Frisk?
Zoe: No... chorus as in... you're going to sing and dance in some parts of the musical. There wasn't a misprint. We got our Frisk, we got our Frisk.
Derrick: Okay, but he doesn't deserve Frisk. I do! I have been in vocal music training for like years of my life and I've devoted my entire life to this craft. I deserve it-
Zoe: I hear that you're upset, I do-
Derrick: (cries) You don't understand! I deserve it- I deserve the role!
Zoe: Erm... just remember that there are no small parts... only small actors.
Derrick: Well, this show is going to be terrible, so... I'm getting my mum.
Zoe: Oh boy.
Matt and Raphael were talking about stuff when Zoe went up to them.
Mat: Zoe, what wrong?
Zoe: Uncle Mat, Derrick's getting his mum.
Raphael: Great, she's going to yell at us.
Zoe: I still can't believe it, even after 3 years of being directors, we'd still have immature actors like that.
Matt: Well, in case there's something wrong between you guys and Derrick, then tell me.
Raphael: Got it.
Then, Derrick's mum came into the theatre looking for the directors. Or should you say, directors. But then she went up to Mat think that he was the director.
Karen: Are you the director of this show? Are you the director?
Mat: No, I'm not. These 2 are.
Zoe: Hi there.
Karen: Derrick, what is this nonsense? Why are 13-year-olds directing this show?
Raphael: We're 15.
Karen: Whatever.
Zoe: How can we help you?
Karen: Okay, well, I'm her mum. I'm her mother. 
Zoe: (sighs)
Karen: And he is extremely talented, let me just tell you. So I'm just here to talk to you about the role that you gave her. What makes you think that my son isn't talented enough to play Frisk?
Zoe: Well, it's not necessarily that... it's just that... you know... I've got numerous complaints about him-
Karen: Numerous complaints?! Why would people make complaints about my son?
Raphael: Well, Zoe and I have been getting complaints from auditioning actors about your son assaulting the girls in there. And the staff and I had to make decisions on how we could cast him without making our show controversial.
Zoe: Anyways, the boy who got cast as Frisk just fit the character better-
Karen: I can guarantee you my son has more talent than that girl.
Raphael: Boy.
Karen: Whatever. My son deserves the role of Frisk. I think you're forgetting how much money we provide to your theatre every single year. You wouldn't even have a department right now if it wasn't for me and my family and the money that we've given to you.
Raphael: (whispers) Wasn't it Mat who provided for us?
Zoe: (whispers) Not just him but also our parents and her.
Raphael: (whispers) Oh.
Karen: And this is how you pay us back? After everything that we've done? You need to recast. You need to tell that boy... or girl... or whatever that you're sorry... but my son is going to be playing Frisk-
Zoe: Well, I can't do that. Erm... the cast list is already out. I'm not going to recast.
Karen: Okay, well your funding just went out the window. Your funding, is gone.
Zoe: If you are unhappy with the role that he's given, or if he's unhappy, you are more than welcome to quit the show.
Karen: Fine.
Karen left the theatre with Derrick trailing behind. The 2 teenage directors went up to Matt who saw the entire scene.
Mat: Did Karen just stopped funding for us?
Zoe: Yes, but don't worry. You, Raphael's parents and my parents are still funding this theatre.
Mat: Thanks.
Zoe: You're welcome.
Raphael: I'd like to say that you're the kindest stage manager I've ever met. Because the other stage managers won't let us use their theatres because we're too young.
Zoe: Yeah, they always thought that we're 13 when we're actually 15.
Raphael: It's the height.
Mat: Thanks for saying that.
Zoe: Oh, tomorrow is rehearsals with the new cast. We're going to have to close the theatre and open it again tomorrow.
Raphael: We'll be going home. See you tomorrow?
Mat: Alright. See you tomorrow.
The next day is rehearsals with the new cast. Zoe and Raphael are glad to be doing it with the selected actors for the musical.
Zoe: First rehearsal, are you guys excited?
Raphael: We gotta step out for a quick second but I want you all to go around the circle and introduce yourselves as the character that you're playing. Let's get to know each other!
Everyone goes around the circle as Derrick starts off first.
Derrick: Well, originally I was supposed to be Frisk because you know, that's obviously who I auditioned for. But for some reason... our directors thinks that I would be better off as a monster. Alright, next person. Go.
Dream: Hi, I'm Dream, I'm 22-years-old, I have ADHD, I'm from Florida and I portray Flowey.
Derrick: And you're just a blob.
Dream: Shut up.
Nick: Hi, I'm Nick, also known as Sapnap and I'm 20-years-old and I portray Mad Dummy. I was born in Texas but lived in Florida.
Derrick: Hope you won't snap at me, Snapnap or Sampam or whatever.
Nick: It's Sapnap.
Ponk: Hi, I'm Ponk, I'm 21-years-old and I'm from South Africa but I currently live in the UK and I portray Doggo.
Derrick: Alright, n-
Ponk: Don't you dare say that word.
Darryl: Hi, I'm Darryl but you can call me Badboyhalo or Bad, I'm 26-years-old and I'm from Florida and I play Greater Dog.
Tommy: Hi! I'm Tommy, I'm 17-years-old and I have low blood pressure, I'm from Nottingham and I'm playing Frisk...
Derrick: Isn't he special..?
Tommy: I'm sorry?
Derrick: Well, there's no need to brag.
Tommy: Erm... we're going around the circle and introducing ourselves...
Derrick: Yeah, but it's like the way that you said it. You're like 'I'm Frisk!' Like yeah, we get it. I think everyone knows that you got Frisk. I think we all get it. And you literally showed up to the first rehearsal... in costume.
Tommy: I'm not dressed as Frisk... you're literally in a sweater. Is there a problem? Or something?
Derrick: I dunno, is there? It sounds like you might be having one with me.
Tommy: Erm...
Derrick: Just telling you that this show needs to be full of positive people. And you are... kind of being... negative. I don't want to work around anyone who's completely full of themselves.
Toby: Can't we just go to the next person?
Derrick: Fine.
Toby: Erm... hi I'm Toby but you can call me Tubbo, I'm 17-years-old and I'm from Bognor Regis and I'll be playing Asriel and I have dyslexia.
Derrick: Wow, you're telling everyone that you have dyslexia so that they could pity it. You're using it for clout.
Tommy: Oi! In whatever circumstance, Tubbo would never use his condition for clout.
Derrick: He would, just because his father is the stage manager.
Toby: Fathers, actually.
Derrick: Whatever.
Floris: Hi, I'm Floris, also known as Fundy, I'm 21-years-old and I'm from the Netherlands and I'll portray Dogamy.
Derrick: I'd like it if you were playing around in a tulip field.
Floris: What?
Grayson: Hi, I'm Grayson and I'll be playing Monster Kid and I hate Tommy. And I'm also 17-years-old and I'm from Virginia.
Tommy: Well, you're at it again, Grayson.
Toby: When will there be no fighting?
Wilbur: Hi, I'm Wilbur, I'm 25-years-old, I'm from Brighton and I'll portray Napstablook. I have hashimoto's, asthma, lack of taste and aphantasia.
Derrick: You are chronically ill? Eww.
Wilbur: What's wrong with that?
Eret: Hi I'm Eret, I'm 22-years-old, I'm from California and I'll be playing Mettaton. And I use any pronouns but they and them would work. I also have ADHD, dyslexia, dyspraxia, generalised anxiety disorder and depression.
Derrick: Well, you're gay.
Eret: Whatever.
Niki: Hi, I'm Niki, I'm 19-years-old, I'm from Germany but I currently live in the UK and I'll be playing Dogaressa. I'm also bisexual.
Derrick: You seem hot.
Niki: Stop. I heard a lot about you.
Cara: You okay?
Niki: Ugh, the nerve of that guy.
Derrick: Do you have what it takes to be Undyne? Oh, you're German, huh? Well, you're not going to like-
Zoe: Derrick, no!
Derrick was about to show something offensive when Zoe stopped him.
Zoe: This is entirely disrespectful. No one is showing offensive symbols in this theatre. Especially if one is German.
Niki: Thanks for saving my life back there.
Zoe: And Derrick, please don't insult my cast.
Tommy: She even has a problem with me.
Zoe: I'm giving you a warning. Alex, you're next.
Alex: Hola, I'm Alex, I'm 20-years-old, I'm from Mexico and I'll be playing the great Papyrus.
Derrick: Why did you speak Spanish?
Alex: Because I'm-
Derrick: Oh, is it because you're mocking Mexican culture?
Alex: No, because I'm Mexican, like you.
Derrick: Whatever.
Alex: What's up with this guy?
Karl: Hi, I'm Karl, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from North Carolina and I'll be playing Sans. I'm colourblind and I also have ADHD and autism.
Derrick: You're gay.
Karl: What do you mean?
Derrick: You paint your nails.
Karl: So?
Nick: Painting nails doesn't make him gay. He's in the asexual spectrum.
Karl: I still like you.
Nick: Yeah.
Ant: Hi, I'm Ant, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from Virginia and I portray Bob. I'm also gay.
Derrick: God, how many gays are here?
Phil: Hi, I'm Phil, I'm 33-years-old, I'm from Newcastle and I portray Asgore.
Derrick: Pedophile.
Phil: What do you mean?
Derrick: You're older than everyone else. Like look, there are minors and young adults.
Kristin: Hi, I'm Kristin, I'm from Nevada and I portray Toriel.
Derrick: Tell your boyfriend to not be a pedophile.
Kristin: Actually, he's my husband and he would never be a pedophile. Unlike you.
Phil: Yeah, you groom children.
Connor: Hi, I'm Connor, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from Texas and I portray Burgerpants.
Derrick: Good luck on being the background character.
Connor: No you.
Noah: Hi, I'm Noah but you can call me Foolish, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from Ohio and I portray River Person.
Derrick: Don't be such a fool.
Noah: Oh, I would never be because you are. You made these poor little girls fools.
Derrick: Oh c'mon. Why can't people drop it?
Hannah: Hi, I'm Hannah, I'm 21-years-old, I'm from Illinois and I portray Undyne.
Derrick: Well, you seem hot. Unlike that German girl.
Hannah: Ugh, stop that. I also heard stuff about you.
Tina: Hi, I'm Tina, I'm 23-years-old, I'm originally from South Korea but I lived in Nevada and I portray Alphys.
Derrick: But you seem even hotter. You're Asian aren't you?
Tina: Eww, stop with the Asian fetish.
Derrick: What's wrong, baby girl?
Tina: Please, shut up. I heard a lot about your grooming. And this isn't the time for Asian fetish.
Aimee: Hi, I'm Aimee but you can call me Aimsey, I'm 19-years-old, I'm from Wales and I portray Temmie Chang. I'm bisexual and I go by any pronouns.
Derrick: Okay, leek girl.
Aimee: Whatever, I heard a lot about your grooming.
Cassie: Hi, I'm Cassie but you can call me Sniff or Snifferish, I'm 18-years-old, I'm from the United States and I portray Genocide Anomaly. I'm on the asexual spectrum and I'm non-binary so I go by they/she.
Derrick: You're still hot.
Cassie: Dude, you forgot I'm a minor you sick man.
Derrick: And I don't care.
Bill: Hi, I'm Bill but you can call me Billzo, I'm 17-years-old and I portray Pacifist Anomaly. I'm bisexual and I have dyslexia and type 1 diabetes.
Freddie: Hi, I'm Freddie, I'm 18-years-old, I'm from Nottingham and I portray Chara. I'm also bisexual.
Corpse: Hi, I'm Corpse, I'm 24-years-old, I'm from California and I portray Gaster. I suffer from fibromyalgia, sleep apnea, chronic insomnia, GERD and an eye disease.
Derrick: No wonder why you sound weird.
Corpse: It's not weird, I have a condition.
Derrick: Whatever.
Becca: Hi, I'm Becca but you can call be Minx or Justaminx, I'm 24-years-old, I'm from Ireland and I portray Muffet. I am also asexual.
Derrick: Yet you look so creepy.
Becca: Not my fault I love cosplaying. Plus, I've heard of you. You're such a pedophile and groomer.
George: Hi, I'm George and I'll be the understudy for Flowey. I'm 24-years-old, I'm from London and I'm colourblind.
Cara: You're colourblind? Me too.
Karl: And me, but it's mild.
Sam: Same.
Dylan: So do I.
Alex: Colourblind gang.
Callahan: ...
Derrick: Aren't you going to say anything.
Zoe: He's mute, don't mess with him.
Sam: I'm Sam, I'm 25-years-old, I'm from Texas and this is my first time in the musical and I'm part of the ensemble in the musical.
Luke: I'm Luke but you can call me Punz, I'm 24-years-old, I'm from Massachusetts and I'm the understudy for Sans.
Derrick: Understudies, great.
Jschlatt: I'm Jschlatt, I'm 22-years-old, I'm from Texas and I'm the understudy for Asgore.
Derrick: Really? You look like a pedophile.
Jschlatt: Seriously? You're the pedophile.
Derrick: Drop that crap.
Zak: I'm Zak, I'm 21-years-old, I'm from Florida and I'm the understudy for Mad Dummy.
Derrick: Consider adding a bomb to Dummy's character.
Zak: Sorry?
Derrick: You're Arab, you know what I mean.
Zak: Dude, you're being racist.
Jack: Hi, I'm Jack, I'm 19-years-old, I'm from the East Midlands and I'll be the understudy for Chara.
Derrick: Whatever you say, cancer kid.
Jack: Cancer kid? Just because I have a buzz cut, doesn't mean I have cancer. What is wrong with you? I heard about you.
Derrick: What is wrong with you?
Cara: I'm Cara, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from New York and I'll be playing Toriel. I'm also colourblind and bisexual and I have asthma and OCD.
Derrick: Hey, if I'm Frisk then you should be Chara.
Cara: Why would you be Frisk? You don't actually have the right vocal range for them. Also, it's Chara (Ch-ara), not Chara (Cara/Kara).
Derrick: Whatever. First of all, I'd prefer it if it's the 2 of us.
Cara: Sorry to break it to you but you're a pedophile and there is no way I'm getting close to you. Look, I also heard of you.
Ranboo: Hi, I'm Ranboo, I'm 17-years-old, I'm from California and who am I playing?
Toby: Understudy Napstablook?
Ranboo: Oh right, I'm Ranboo, I'm 17-years-old, I'm from California and I'm the understudy for Napstablook.
Charlie: I'm Charlie, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from Vermont and I'm part of the ensemble in the musical.
Michael: I'm Michael, I'm 25-years-old, I'm from Indiana and I'm part of the ensemble in the musical.
Derrick: You're Indian?
Michael: No, I just happen to be from the state of Indiana.
Derrick: That's a thing?
Michael: Yup.
Eryn: I'm Eryn, I'm 17-years-old and I'm the understudy for Frisk. I'm also Bisexual.
Derrick: A n-
Eryn: Stop. Don't you dare say that.
Derrick: Said that to Ponk, he's fine with it.
Ponk: No I'm not.
Dylan: Hi, I'm Dylan but you can call me Boomer, I'm 20-years-old, I'm from Michigan and I'm part of the ensemble of this musical. I'm also colourblind and I go by he/they pronouns.
Oli: Hi, I'm Oli, I'm 19-years-old, I'm from Sussex and I'm the understudy for Asriel as well as the God of Hyperdeath form.
Derrick: Oh my God, Sussex? You Brits need to find a better name for your states or whatever it is.
Oli: Counties you pedophile. I heard about you.
Beau: Hi, I'm Beau, I'm 16-years-old, I'm from Scotland and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Derrick: Didn't know Scottish women could be so hot.
Beau: Stop it.
Derrick: What's wrong?
Beau: I heard of you, pedophile.
Scott: Hi, I'm Scott, I'm 26-years-old, I'm also from Scotland and I'm the understudy for Gaster. And I'm gay.
Velvet: Hi, I'm Velvet, I'm 21-years-old, I'm from the United States and I'm the understudy for Bob.
5up: Hi, I'm 5up, I'm 21-years-old and I'm originally from Arizona but I lived in Nevada and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical. I'm an asexual bi-romatic.
Xem: Hi, I'm Vincent but you can call me Xem of a6d, I'm 20-years-old, I'm from France and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Kye: Hi, I'm Kye but you can call me Illumina, I'm 22-years-old, I'm from Canada and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Arran: Hi, I'm Arran but you can call me Vurb or JustVurb, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from Bath and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Derrick: (laughs) Oh my God, are you from the bathtub?
Arran: Mate, that's the name of the city in Somerset. And I know what you did.
Dave: Hi, I'm Dave, I'm 22-years-old, I'm from the United States and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical. I'm pansexual.
Geo: Hi, I'm George but to not be mistaken for George over there, call me Geo or Spifey, I'm 23-years-old, I'm from Exeter and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Harvey: Hi, I'm Harvey but you can also call me TapL, I'm 20-years-old, I'm from the Philippines but I lived in Nevada and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Derrick: Just like that idiot young director?
Harvey: You don't know that girl, she the daughter of famous international actors.
Derrick: Yet that doesn't mean that she has to act like a brat.
Kit: Hi, I'm Kit and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Jake: Hi, I'm Jake but you can call me, Zelk, I'm 22-years-old, I'm from Michigan and I'm part of the ensemble of the musical.
Jared: Hi, I'm Jared but you can call me Yum or McYum, I'm 17-years-old and I'm the understudy for Monster Kid.
While the actors are getting to know each other, Mat, Raphael and Zoe were talking to each other. About the drama involving Derrick and his mum.
Raphael: I don't get it, why Derrick has to act like a brat?
Zoe: That mama's boy.
Matt: I dunno what he's up to right now but this is not good.
Zoe: Tomorrow, if he comes to this theatre to harass our actors once again, Raphael and I would tell them that he has been kicked out of the show because of sexual assault.
Raphael: Right.
Matt: Well, I'll just be at my prompt corner. Call if you need anything.
It is time for the cast to read through lines. Tommy is currently singing his first song in the musical alongside Freddie. But Derrick was being disturbing.
Song: Ruins by Echo Flower Productions
Tommy: #Here our adventure now begins #Are these monsters my foes or friends #Now that I am here, fallen down #What’s it like underneath the ground? #What I was told #In those stories from long ago #“They can’t be friends” #How can we know?#
Derrick: Oh, she's not even memorised yet? Okay... Yeah like, I get it's the first rehearsal but imagine getting Frisk and not even learning your part. Like I know all of Frisk's songs. #Now a human has fallen down #Arrived among us Underground #Will they choose to spare us or fight? #Will they lead us to dark or light? #Child from above #Are you who the legends spoke of? #What’s in your heart #Hatred or love?#
Zoe: A little early on the entrance...
Ensemble: #Now a human has fallen down #Arrived among us Underground #Will they choose to spare us or fight? #Will they lead us to dark or light? #Child from above #Are you who the legends spoke of? #What’s in your heart #Hatred or love?#
Freddie: #Why is my spirit still alive? #Why have I been brought back to life? #Hold up there, kid, don’t go that way! #You’re being too foolish and brave! #Don’t rush on through #No telling what you’ll get into#
Derrick: #Why have I been brought back to life?#
Raphael: Okay, that's not your part. You don't need to be singing.
Derrick: Sorry, I just got carried away. #You’re being too foolish and brave!#
Zoe: That is not your part.
Derrick: I thought there was a chorus part there. Gosh. Sorry, I thought we were harmonising. I thought this was a song for everyone.
Ensemble: #If the right choice #You choose to make #The barrier #Trapping us here will break #After all this time #Our freedom will soon #Will find…#
Raphael: Oh well.
After the main cast got to sing their songs, Zoe and Raphael decided to give out a few lines to the ensemble.
Zoe: We have a few lines for the ensemble, who wants to say the first one-
Derrick: Me.
Raphael: Okay... alright... alright... and uh... the second? Any takers for the sec-
Derruck: I do. I'll take it. Actually just like give me all of them-
Zoe: Alright no... you got the first line. You don't get all the lines.
Derrick: Why not?
Raphael: We gotta give other people a chance to have a line too-
Derrick: Like no one else even wants it. No one else even raised their hand to get the lines so why can't I have them? That doesn't make any sense.
Zoe: No stop. Stop. Do you want the one line that you have or not? Because we're done... we're done arguing with you.
Raphael: I'm not doing this today, I'm not doing it. You've been causing issues this entire rehearsal process so far... I'm not gonna put up with people in our cast acting that way. So do you want the line or not?
Zoe: Do you want to be in this show or not?
Derrick: Yes...
Raphael: Okay! Okay. Great. So get it together. And appreciate the parts that you have.
Derrick: Okay... okay, yeah...
Zoe: Cut it out. Stop or you're out of this show.
Derrick: Okay.
Raphael: Okay... moving on.