Around the World in 80 Bites/Quotes

==Homer Simpson==
===Around certain parts of the level===
*[When entering Mexican] My belly's about to droop south of the border.
*[In Mexican] Mmm... Mexican!
*[When Homer destroys super taco] That super taco was a little dry...
*[When entering Scotland] Ah, Scotland. Birthplace of stinginess.
*G'day, vegemite!
*[When entering Italy] Hey! That's a spicy meats-a-ball!
*[When Homer destroys giant meatball] Oh super meatball, I hardly knew you...
*An order of crepes, hold the attitude.
*Rice? Boring!
*[In America] The USA: love it or eat it!
*I don't think I've seen such a beautiful sight.
*[In America] USA! USA! USA!
===Attacking enemies===
*You're so much worse than me!
*Sit on it!
*You take regular-sized bites!
*I could beat you with my mouth tied behind my back!
*You can't win if you lose! Think about it!
*You're hurt! Hahaha!
*Hey, don't hurt me when you get up!
*Hey, don't look at me like that!
*You look stupid!
*In your face!
*Now I'm in your head!
*Stay down, idiot!
*Get used to it, jerk!
*I'm king of the world!
*Woohoo!
*Enjoy losing, loser!
*Shut up your mouth!
==Bart Simpson==
===Around certain parts of the level===
*[When entering Australia] Australia. Land of kangaroos and their pouches.
*[When entering Mexican] Ah Mexico! Where the mice are speedy and the food is delicioso.
*[When entering Germany] Germany! Just like 'Hogan's Heroes'.
*[When entering France] Ew France, what smells worse? Its cheese or its citizens?
*[When entering Scotland] Cool, Scotland! I've never been to Africa.
*[When entering Italy] Italy! Where noodles are called pasta and pasta is called super-pasta!
*[When entering America] What you got, America Land?!
*[When entering America] Woo! America! Home of hamburgers and dumb presidents!
*[When entering America] Is anybody home?
===Attacking enemies===
*You couldn't even carry Homer's barf bag!
*You're fired!
*Booyah!
*(When Homer attacks contestants) Sock it to 'em dad, sock everybody!
*There's more of that came from!
*Hit first, think later!
*Walk it off!
*Tough luck, fatty!
*Bart, one. Loser, nothing!
*That's a good shape for him.
==Duffman==
*Chow!!
*These contestants have ice water running through their stomachs.
*Duff is not responsible for contestants turning into balls.
*Is it bad if one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?
*Just hope no one pulls a jaw muscle.
*Crumbs seem to be everywhere.
*Duffman would like to take this opportunity to thank Jesus for all the gifts he's bestowed upon Duffman. And the Duffman family.
*If Duffman stayed in school, Duffman would be far, far away from here...oh yeah...
*I have never seen gulping of this magnitude!
*Like many modern conveniences, eating was invented by the Romans.
*Today's winner will receive one of Duffman's famous foot-rubs.
*We are witnessing a clinic in over-eating!
*Oh yeah! Duffman remembers he left his sunglasses in the garage!
*The carnage on eating is truly overwhelming... (vomits) ...oh yeah... bleurgh...
*This is unparalleled eating insanity!
*[When Homer destroys super taco] The moment of silence for the super taco. Oh yeah!
*[In America] Welcome to America Land: where the syrup is high fructose corn and every serving is three servings!
*[When Homer destroys Lady Liberty] Ooh! Lady Liberty's going to feel that in the morning!
*[When Homer destroys Lady Liberty in 2nd time] Lady Liberty has been dealt a severe blow.
==Barney Gumble==
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Hey! Bart's wearing a costume! Happy Halloween, Bart!
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Hey. Why is that French fry wearing a cape?
*Winners first!
*Down the hatch!
*No time to savour!
*Goes down smooth!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) He's even rounder!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Homer, have you lost weight?
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Oh... I'll never be a good ball!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Help! An angry round Homer!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Hey Homer. How did you get so perfectly spherical?
*No time to digest!
*I'll eat your dust!
*Right of way!
*I'm going to crush you like a... (belches)
*You couldn't eat a horse!
*I have more hunger in my little finger than you have in your whole body.
*You're welcome at second place!
==Comic Book Guy==
*Look out! Excuse me! Hot soup!
*Go-go Gadget Stomach!
*Miss me!
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) This Bartman is much more impressive than the dance of the same name.
*Step aside for Jeff Albertson!
*This is a Bizarro world, so you lose!
*Back of the line!
*Worst eating contestant ever!
*Fat loser coming through!
*Prepare for yet another failure!
*Help me Spock!
*Umm, personal space!
*Thank you, may I have another?
*Resistance is futile.
*His cowl is terrifying!
*Do not bump me, I will sue!
*(Upon Seeing Homer as Homer-ball) It's the Blob!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Ooh... Simpson's fatter than me. That's fat!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Homer looks like a big yellow Death Star!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) That's no Moon! That's Homer Simpson!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) What happened to his bones?
*(Upon spotting either Homer or Bart) Looks like you need some help! How about a little care-free stomach bump!
==Clancy Wiggum==
*I should lock you up for impersonating an eater!
*You can't handle Clancy!
*Heh, Pardon my gun!
*Obese officer coming through!
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Great, a masked vigilante! Less work for me!
*Officer down! Officer down!
*I need backup!
*Hey! This is my jurisdiction!
*Here comes Big Wiggie!
*I really am a pig!
*So much better than Sarah's cooking.
*I surrender! Take my badge!
*This is my jurisdiction!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) I got a 315 in progress. Citizen becoming a giant ball!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) **** Simpson, you're fatter and rounder than my fatter and rounder brother!
==Groundskeeper Willie==
*Screw you!
*Excuse you!
*Ya smell of gravy and vomit!
*Uffa da ya muckers!
*Get out now, laddy. Ye don't have the mouth for this!
*Willie's too slippery with ye English!
*Never tangle with a greased Scotsman.
*Never bump a Scotsman.
*Ya tore my kilt!
*Ye smell like rotten haggis!
*You'll pay for that!
*More please!
*Clean plate club.
*Oh, I have to loosen my kilt.
*A Scotsman's never full!
*No way yer hungrier than Willie!
*Drunk maniac coming through!
*Ooh, pardon my beard!
*Sheep stomach and lungs!
==Bumblebee Man==
*Ay, es mucho boo-boo!
*Mucho gusto!
*Sayonara!
*Oh, pedromane!
*Ay, Dios mio!
*Anadle! Anadle!
==Otto Mann==
*Don't make me go Metallica on your **ses!
*I am Golden God, so move!
*I'm gonna run you over like a pedestrian!
*I'm too hardcore for you!
*Back of the bus!
*Sorry to eat and run!
*Ow! Literally tripping!
*This is not a head rush I'm into.
*For those about to eat, I salute you.
*Don't make Otto mess you up!
*Do you know the stairway to give up?
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Whoa! It's Batman, but it's Bart!
*Clear a path for the monster of rock!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Homer's so big! This better be a hallucination.
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Homer is fatter than a Pink Floyd pig!
==Kearney Zzyzwicz==
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Who are you supposed to be? Dorkman?
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Check out Bart: he's a superpowered loser!
*(Upon seeing Bart as Bartman) Bart may be stronger than me, but his cape is lame!
*Shove off!
*I'll stomp on your face!
*Eat wristband, lamewad!
*You eat like a wimp!
*My wrists are getting too fat for my wristbands!
*You can't bully on an empty stomach!
*I respect your dislike of nerds but that's it!
*Chewing is almost good as punching!
*Same time tomorrow, food!
*This isn't over, food!
*Nobody pushes Kearney, nobody!
*I'm stealing your lunch!
*Don't mess with a 200 pound 5th grader!
*I'm the boss of YOU!
*Revenge is the best vengeance!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Whoa! Bart's dad is huge!
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Homer is bigger than the biggest butt in the world.
*(Upon seeing Homer as Homer-ball) Somebody pop him!
*I'm establishing goals and working towards them!
----
:(The contestants speeches)
:Groundskeeper Willie: I dedicate this gorging, to me dearly departed mother. She choked during a haggis eating contest.
:Bumblebee Man: Hoy recuperare mi dignidad! (Today I will recover my dignity)
:Comic Book Guy: With great hunger, comes great responsibility.
----
:Homer Simpson: I hope I win. Last year, I was the first guy to barf.
:Moe Szyslak: Barf? Please, in this we refer to it as a 'Roman Incident'.
:Homer: That does sound a lot classier.
Category:Quotes
Category:The Simpsons Game