Link

Link (Also known as CDI Link) is a guy who lives in Hyrule Castle and defeats Ganon whenever he's up to shady stuff and Link has nothing else to do. He used to a Romanian politician, journalist, and the batshit crazy facist dictator of South Romania from 2020 to 2035. He is known as Mah Boi in Hyrule Castle and works as King's assistant. He tries to get Zelda to kiss him, but always FAILS.
== History ==
Link started his life as any other elf boy, being deported from the north pole and back into society where he gets to suffer from capitalism. He slayed some dragons and that was enough for the people of South Romania to elect him as composite minister, and secure himself as the one true link over his many copies. He has a HUGE rivalry with them, espacially Young Link and Toon Link. Some suggest that this rivalry started the Hyrulian Civil War, but we're getting ahead of ourselves.
=== Political Life ===
As CM, Link always lived in fear of being assassinated by his own Goverment, civilians, and his clones. During his time in office, he made illegal deals with the Bruzilian goverment, often paying Akira Agnew 12,000 Romanian UnDollars in exchange for Gold Plated AK-47s. Just in case the other leaders of the Romanias try to kill him or his family.
Thankfully in April 12, 2035, a high ranking official of the Romanian Iron Guard named Samu Horthy-Ikari saw through his Bullshit, and had him executed for treason + being a batshit leader that tried to make South Romania a vassal of Bruzil and the property of the Agnew Family. Samu also killed all the other links, and sent all their ghosts to be reincarnated in Hyrule just to be safe.
=== Hyrulian Life ===
He just sits around Hyrule castle being an annoying smartass when he isn't killing that evil pig guy Ganon. That and also his clone Ganondorf. Ganon once wanted to hire Link to cook him some DINNER, but when Link brought light to Ganon's Lair, he DIEd. Link respawned inside the Candy Mountain cave, where his kidneys was stolen and he died shortly thereafter. He was so mad that he became a terrorist and waged a war against the dodongos. Once he returned to Hyrule he also defeated Ganon for the final time.
== Trivia ==
* People accidentally call him "Zelda" sometimes. The reason for this is because of the names of the shames he stars in, in which the titles have the name of Princess Zelda, not Link.
* He stands as a reminder to World Leaders not to do stupid shit, like using The National Treasury to buy Gold Plated AK-47s.
* Link's whereabouts are currently unknown, though it is believed he is somewhere in Hyrule, loading his weapon.
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