SCP-082 - “Mr. Fernand; Fern”

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SCP-082, AKA Fern or Fernand, is an class, neutral, sentient, and supernatural human cannibal. He eats humans as dinner and is normally very cordial and polite to nice people. When he feels insulted, his eyes turn red, may pick up the person who insulted him, and will also speak in an enraged voice and in caps. In appearance, SCP-082 is a huge humanoid figure with a green skin tone. He has a brown and dirty blouse and brown ripped pants with an oversized head. His head has brown teeth and white plain eyes that turn red when insulted. Fernand possesses powerful muscles that allow him to easily lift and hurl people. Fernand also has a powerful jaw, allowing him to consume entire humans in a few bites. Fernand is an outgoing person who may occasionally connect with staff and hold tea parties. 
=== Behavior ===
SCP-082 is notoriously arrogant, egotistical, and boisterous. It will often make up lies about itself to boost its ego or self-esteem. SCP-082 claims to be a "Frenchman", being able to speak some French and knowing about French culture. SCP-082 loves to tell stories about himself and his adventures. SCP-082 believes that SCP-682 is its "noble steed" and will try to ride SCP-682. SCP-082 will often host tea parties in his containment chamber for CDs and FP. SCP-082 will never willingly enter a AETV.
As previously stated, SCP-082 is frequently observed interacting with personnel or anomalies. SCP-082 is provoked when he or any of his "friends" are insulted or attacked. For example, calling him anything other than "Fern" or "Fernand" (i.e. "Shrek", "Hulk", "Yoda") will provoke him. When provoked, SCP-082 will begin punching the victim to death, throwing them away, or eating them. SCP-082 will occasionally dress up as many different characters, where he will act as them. SCP-082 refers to people using nicknames, primarily food-related nicknames.
===Nicknames===
SCP-082 has a unique food-related nickname for all on-site teams.
SD - Oreo 	CSU - Healing Oreo 	MP - Road Oreo 	SRU - Special Oreo
SRU Juggernaut - Obese Oreo 	MTF Cadet - Mixed Berry 	R-8 - Blueberry 	F-2 - Strawberry
C-9 - Lime 	R-8 Juggernaut - Obese Blueberry	C-9 Juggernaut - Obese Lime 	F-2 Juggernaut - Obese Strawberry
F-2 Juggernaut - Obese Strawberry	SASC/SARD - Strange Man 	ScD - Science Man / Scientist / Smart Man	MD - No real name, prefers “Doctor”
ISS - Strange Man 	EC - Salad Man / Funkiller 	DDA - Party Hosts 	DDA Foreign Personnel - Party Guests
Developer - Builder Man 	P3MPS User - Lemon 	FP - Janitor / Mopman 	CD - Orange
==Containment==
SCP-082 is held within the Moderate Containment Zone in Site Epsilon. His containment chamber is a royal medieval mansion, meant to appease his elegant and French personality of thinking he is a French monarch. It is mostly wood and outfitted with lavish decorations. There is a courtyard, bedroom, dining room, and living room. However, the chamber is just an illusion to appease him, the room is just a set built up in a warehouse, which is why the windows have no background. The exterior of the chamber includes an AETV, entrance, and maintenance area (for the AETV). Interestingly, there is no spectating room. 
File:Screenshot 2024-03-16 184252.png|Exterior
File:Screenshot 2024-03-16 184313.png|Interior
File:Screenshot 2024-03-16 184328.png|Courtyard
==Testing==
To test on SCP-082 you require the ScD rank of "Junior Researcher", and an actor. The best way to get SCP-082 to be appeased is to convince him that you are there to visit him and want to have a tea party. Always call him "Fern" or "Fernand". It's best to show genuine interest in what he's saying for him to like you. SCP-082 loves to talk about himself, so interviews are often very successful. SCP-082 can talk, so it can be interviewed. 
== Recontainment ==
SCP-082 will very rarely breach, but it is possible. This usually happens when he decides to head into CDCZ and then is bombarded by rioting Class-Ds. Usually, he will just try to flee and kill everyone attacking him. It takes quite a lot for SCP-082 to fully breach. If SCP-082 gets too angry, MTF can order Medical Department personnel to buy a tranquilizer gun, which when fired at SCP-082, will relax him. It will often take a lot of negotiating to cool him down or change his mind as well. 
SCP-082 sometimes will change to his "Napoleon Fernaparte" outfit to attack the CDs when provoked by them.
==Outfits==
SCP-082 has numerous outfits that are used by it to act as different characters. Each outfit defines a different task that it wants to preform at the time. SCP-082 is aware that they are just outfits and it doesn't think that its changing identity. 
====Napoleon Fernaparte - "General"====
SCP-082 will disguise himself as France's savior general. He will occasionally narrate made-up stories about his time as a General in France. General Fernaparte will gather foundation/class-d personnel on occasion, train them, and lead them to battle.
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====Chef Ferdinand - "Chef"====
SCP-082 will disguise himself as a qualified chef. He will occasionally gather personnel within Site-Phi and take them to the kitchen within the cafeteria where he will host a cooking show.
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====Dr. Fernestein - "Mad Scientist"====
SCP-082 will disguise itself as a mad scientist. He will occasionally host tests similar to tests the Scientific Department hosts but with far more ridiculous concepts and hypotheses. Dr. Fernstein will gladly spectate any tests hosted by the Scientific Department.
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====Monsieur Fernando - "Rich Fern"====
SCP-082 will disguise himself as an arrogant billionaire. He will brag about his wealth. Monsieur Fernando looks down on lower Security-Class personnel and will mainly host tea parties amongst those whom he deems rich. (Security-Class 3+, AD, FI)
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====The Great Fernando - "Wizard"====
SCP-082 will disguise himself as a powerful wizard. He will occasionally host sorcery shows where he will perform absurd rituals to showcase his "magic" (While Fernand doesn't have any "magic" properties, he will pretend as if he does in this outfit).
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====Detective Ferlock - "Detective"====
SCP-082 will disguise himself as a famed Detective. SCP-082 will occasionally look for cases to search upon (Murder, thievery, trespassing, law-breakers, et cetera). Detective Fernlock will look for any clues during those cases and when he reaches the suspect, he will either hand them over to proper authorities or kill them.
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====Fernie - "Tourist"====
SCP-082 will disguise himself as a tourist visiting the installation. Fernie may also host public tours around the installation to have company with him while he wanders around the installation. He will visit numerous sites and name them differently. 
*Site Omicron - Le Restaurant Des Oranges
*Site Epsilon - The Zoo
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====Sheriff Fern - "Sheriff"====
Sheriff Fern will nearly always utilize Western slang in his discourse. Sheriff Fern frequently mentions 'his town,' which refers to the installation, its outlaws (Class-D personnel), and how he interacts with them. He will frequently assert that he is the law and that he guards this "town." He lies about practically everything he does and greatly exaggerates it.
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====Fernstein - "Frankinstein"====
Fernstein claims he is cured of SCP-049 which has the same abilities as SCP-082. It took SCP-049 all day to create Fernstein. Fernstein has no other special powers or lore, it was purely made for Halloween.
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====Captain Fern - "Pirate"====
Captain Fern is always on the lookout for treasure and to sail the seas. The captain is always looking for a crew to join him in these adventures around the seven seas. 
 
 
 
 
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==== Santa Fern - "Santa"====
Santa Claus has come to town! Fern is here to spread the Christmas cheer Pathos. He is always looking for more elves to help him make toys for all the good boys and girls around the world. Be careful and don't be a Grinch around Santa!
== Notes==
*SCP-082 refers to SCP-682 as his "Steed". SCP-682 hates both the idea of being a steed and SCP-082 himself.
* It is against ethics to insult/harass any SCP like SCP-082.
*SCP-082 is friendly to SCP-049
*SCP-082 is afraid of SCP-173, he considers it a "menace" or "beast", and if he encounters SCP-173, will attempt to run away and damage it by throwing Personnel at it.
*SCP-082 loves to play baseball with RS-0001.
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Category:SCP
Category:Moderate Containment Zone
Category:Euclid