Game Show Shenanigans/transcript

French Narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab. Home of the finest delicacy ever to appear in Bikini Bottom. The Krabby Patty.
Bubble Bass: A triple quadruple krabby patty smothered with cheese and stuffed with kelpy bacon with extra ketchup and pickles and no onions, lettuce or tomato
Squidward: You forgot something, sir
Bubble Bass: Oh yeah. Extra barbecue sauce
Squidward: I meant you forgot to say please. I'm not going to even grab my pencil to write down the order if you don't...
SpongeBob: Order up! *throws Bubble Bass the krabby patty*
Bubble Bass: *sits down at a table near the door and takes a bite out of the krabby patty* It's great. Only one problem. You forgot the...
*A fish in a suit opens the door, slamming it in Bubble Bass's face before he can finish the sentence* One krabby patty, please!
SpongeBob: Order up! *Throws the fish a krabby patty*
Business guy: Mm, this is good! In fact, it's so good, I'm going to let you compete in my new game show with any chosen competitor!
SpongeBob: Yay! I'm going to invite Patrick!
Business guy: And, what's more, another chosen person will get a free ticket to the game show!
Mr Krabs: *jumps out cash register* did someone say free?!
SpongeBob: I'd love to treat you to a free ticket to the game show, Mr Krabs, but who'll look after the Krusty Krab when you're gone?
Mr Krabs: Squidward can do that!
Squidward: But-but Mr Krabs! I have no idea how to run a restaurant!
Mr Krabs: Just re-watch the training video! That'll tell you all you need to know!
Squidward: *sigh* who would have thought a day without SpongeBob and Patrick would be so dull?
*bubble transition to TV studio. SpongeBob is wearing a bow tie instead of his usual tie, and Patrick is dressed like he was in The Executive Treatment*
SpongeBob: Wow, I can't wait to have my name up in lights!
Patrick: Yeah, me too
*Patrick's thought bubble shows the letters Patrick Star high up in the sky surrounded by several live-action light bulbs*
SpongeBob: It'll be hard to compete with you, old buddy. I wonder what the prizes are?
*Glass jar at the back of the stage is shown with an Ultra-Deluxe jet-powered spatula and a coupon for free ice cream is shown*
SpongeBob: *gasp* A new spatula!
Patrick: *gasp* Free ice cream!
*Both growl at the other person. Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. Squidward is watching the same training video as was seen in Krusty Krab Training Video*
TV: And the secret formula is...
*Tape falls out of the TV and cracks*
Squidward: Stupid tape! Eh, the video had almost finished anyway
Mr Krabs: Bye Squidward! Hope you do a good job while in charge!
*Mr Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab*
Squidward: Hoo boi. I get to serve the customers and cook the patties. At least most of the townsfolk are at the game show, and SpongeBob and Patrick aren't here...
Plankton: Surprise! Guess who's come to steal the formula!
Squidward: Oh, come on! Plankton chooses today of all days to steal the formula?!
*Bubble transition to game show*
SpongeBob: Wow, this game show really managed to attract a large audience!
*Shows audience. The audience has several background characters, but also has several recurring characters (Mr Krabs, Sandy, Mrs Puff, Larry, Bubble Bass, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boi, etc.) and also several characters from older episodes (Bubble Buddy, Kevin C Cucumber, Patrick Not-Star, Incidental 87's mother, Tony Fast Jr, etc.)*
Patrick: Yeah, so many people are gonna see me win!
SpongeBob: Ha! A likely story!
Presenter: Welcome to tonight's game show! Tonight, these two contestants will be dumb!
SpongeBob: What?
Incidental 6: *Flips over the cards that the presenter is reading*
Presenter: Uh, that is, these two contestants will be dumped into a series of challenges! First, the slime challenge!
*Curtain reveals a tightrope over a pool of slime*
Presenter: Welcome to the first round! The contestant who reaches the other side most quickly will get a head start for the next round! First, Patrick!
Patrick: Huh. Easy
*Patrick starts spinning like a ninja star and he flies to the other side*
SpongeBob: Patrick! I didn't know you could do that!
Patrick: Eh, there's a lot you don't know about me
Contestant: Now it's SpongeBob who needs to cross the wire
SpongeBob: Piece of cake. *jumps on the wire but immediately falls* Woah!
*SpongeBob falls in the slime, but ends up absorbing it all. He's a lot bigger now, so he can climb out*
SpongeBob: Oh. That was easy. *Twists himself so all the slime comes off him*
Presenter: Patrick got there the most quickly, so he gets a head start for the next round.
Patrick: Hooray!
French Narrator: Meanwhile
Squidward: Plankton, would you mind coming back later? SpongeBob isn't in at the moment
Plankton: I'm not falling for that! Time to get me some formula! *Uses a ray gun to spray Squidward with syrup and stick him to the cash register* Looks like you're in a sticky situation! Heh heh heh!
Squidward: Ugh, if SpongeBob was here he could just jump into some water and clean all this up!
*Bubble transition to game show studio, where they are in a room with two ropes hanging from the ceiling leading to a treasure chest*
Presenter: Challenge number two! Climb the rope! Whoever climbs their rope first gets a clue to help them with the next challenge! Patrick won the last challenge, so he gets a one minute head start!
Patrick: Yay!
French narrator: Fifty-nine seconds later
*Cut to Patrick climbing the rope*
Patrick: Almost there! Almost there!
SpongeBob: *Walks in, but is upside down* Patrick, you're climbing the rope the wrong way
*The screen flips over, and it's revealed that Patrick has been climbing down the rope and has been upside-down*
Patrick: Oh, right *Falls on his head*
Presenter: SpongeBob can now try to climb his rope!
SpongeBob: *Stretches upwards and grabs the treasure chest* Easy!
Presenter: SpongeBob is the winner!
*Bubble transition to Krusty Krab*
Plankton: Ugh! I've looked everywhere in Mr Krabs's office and I can't find the secret formula! Also, why does Mr Krabs have a grill in his office?
Karen: Because this isn't Mr Krabs's office, it's the kitchen!
*The screen zooms out to show the Krusty Krab kitchen*
Karen: Krabs's office is next door!
Plankton: Why didn't you tell me?
Karen: Well, maybe if you'd given me a better anniversary gift, I'd be more willing to!
Plankton: Ugh, fine! Show me to Mr Krab's office
*Bubble transition to game show*
Presenter: This is the last challenge! The contestants will have to find a diamond inside one of these boxes! *Shows a bunch of multicoloured boxes* But there will also be other stuff inside the boxes!
SpongeBob: I wonder what the clue is *Looks at clue* Huh? That's not right... Anyway, it doesn't matter. I can beat Patrick at this any day! *Puts note in pocket*
Presenter: Your time starts... NOW!!!!
SpongeBob: *Takes the toy from Waiting out one box* Nope. *Takes out invisibility spray from Pranks a Lot from another box* Nope. *Takes out King Neptune's crown from another box* Nope.
Patrick: *Opens SpongeBob like a box and takes his brain out* Nope.
SpongeBob: *Turns round* Patrick I'm not one of the boxes
Patrick: Oh, sorry *Puts SpongeBob's brain back and closes his head back up*
*Bubble Transition to Mr Krabs's office*
Plankton: Yes! I've found the safe! *Uses a laser ray gun to open the safe* Finally, the secret formula! *Reads formula* Look in only the primary-coloured boxes? *Screen zooms out to reveal hundreds of primary coloured boxes* Argh! I'm going to have to look through all of these to find the formula!
*Bubble transition to game show studio*
SpongeBob: *Opens a box to reveal a copy of Patrick! The Game* Nope. *Opens box to reveal the diamond* Yes! I win! Now I can get that Ultra-Deluxe jet-powered spatula!
Patrick: No! No free ice cream!
SpongeBob: Huh? I was planning to give you the coupon! I know how much you love ice cream!
Patrick: I was planning to give you the spatula!
*Both hug*
SpongeBob: *Takes prize and gives Patrick the coupon* I'm gonna test out my new prize! *Runs to Krusty Krab*
*Bubble transition to Krusty Krab*
Plankton: I've looked in every single one of these boxes and not one contains the formula!
SpongeBob: Time to try out my new spatula!
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob! Did you get the formula?
SpongeBob: Oh yeah! Did you have something to do with that being there?
Mr Krabs: Yes! I knew Squidward would be useless trying to defend the secret formula from Plankton, so I decided to do a little trickery. I decided to hide it one place Plankton would never look since everyone would be there - the game show!
*Flashback to Krabs, wearing black, sneaking in to the game show, dropping in with a wire*
Mr Krabs: I decided to hide the formula in a treasure chest, but there was already a note there. I read it, and I thought it would be a good idea to send Plankton on a wild goose chase with the formula! I wanted to make a copy, but by then someone was just about to walk in, so I panicked and replaced the two pieces of paper.
Plankton: Curses! I set up an entire game show to lure SpongeBob and Mr Krabs away from the Krusty Krab and it didn't work! All that hard work for nothing!
SpongeBob: Ha ha! I guess all the loose ends have been tied up nicely!
*Cut to Squidward, who is still stuck in the syrup*
Squidward: Hello? Is someone gonna help me? No-one's gonna help, are they?
*Credits roll*
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