The Morshu Song

thumb|The Morshu Song|400x400pxThe Morshu Song is a sus and EPIC song sang by Morshu, mainy around campfires. It's very epic and you should definitely listen to it and sing along.
== Lyrics==
Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?
Morshu, you wanna tell me what this is all about?
Listen, Link
As I walk through the valley of the Faces of Evil
I take a look at my shop and realize "this is illegal"
'Cos I've been selling rope and bombs so long that 
Even Impa thinks that my mind is gone
(Good)
I'm an educated clerk with rubies on my mind
Got my gem in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out Morshu set trippin' trader 
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
(Sus)
Debt ain't nothin' but a bad deal away
I'm living life sell or die, what can I say? 
I'm twenty-six now but will I live to sell another year? 
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are we 
So blind to see 
That the bombs we buy 
Hurt you and me
(Huh?)
My Boy! 
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Been spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the Morshu's Paradise
Keep spending most their lives living in the More Shoes Pair of Dice
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