Lemons and Salt *This is FAR to funny to not put here, but you might lose braincells laughing*

So.... I didn't write this by my self. I originally posted it on the Kotlc wikki, but I want to see how far this goes. Here are the people who helped:
Sweet Lily Rose (Hey it's me!)
Therealglitterbutt
Meganrichie48
Frenchwritermelon
Teamfosterkeefeisbetterthan...
TheHair01
TotalKeefeipheShipper
(Hey that's alot less people then I thought... huh)
And of course, the original!: https://lost-cities-keeper.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000050172
Now, let us begin the craziness.
(Me)
Amy: *Put lemon juice in the Neverseen's eyes*
The Neverseen: AHHHHH
Sophie: Nice
(Therealglitterbutt)
Also Sophie: ...So I've been fighting them for eight books and thats all I had to do-
(Me)
Amy: I guess I was just gonna make lemonade an they surprised me
(Therealglitterbutt)
Tam: ...y'know i coulda just put my salt in their eyes-
(Me)
Everyone: YES
(Meganrichie48)
Keefe out of no where: isn’t this great!
(Me)
Radom starger: *Wondering why there a group of hot people surrounding a group of hot people screaming on the ground, and what langue they are speaking.
(Therealglitterbutt)
Sophie: uWu yOu gUyS aRe DiStRaCtInG tHe HuMaNs bY bEiNg HoT-
Biana: *flips hair*
Tam: uWu BiAnA i LoVe YoU-
(Meganrichie48)
Old lady: kids these days
(Frenchwatermelon)
Mr. fork: you kids...
(Therealglitterbutt)
Karen: aHeM i WiSh tO sPeAk tO tHe hOt PeOpLe'S mAnAgEr-
(Me)
Sophie and Amy: WE ARE UNDER AGE DUMMY
(Teamfosterkeefeisbetterthan-I can't read the rest)
Karen:your being to hot your distracting the children leave!!!
(Meganrichie48)
Dex: umm guys I’ve been working on this gadget this whole time so I don’t know what’s going on...
(Frenchwatermelon)
Mr. forkle: didn't you here me? i said you kids!
ThEy ArE kIdS
(Me)
Keefe: What are they saying?
Sophie: That we are hot
Keefe in English: THANK YOU
(Meganrichie48)
Geoffrey: heys dudes
Everyone turning to stare at him “who the heck are you?”
(Frenchwatermelon)
Geoffery: i'm jeff with a g
(Meganrichie48)
Keefe: I’m cool with a k
Sophie shoving him: you also can’t spell
(Frenchwatermelon)
Keefe: u right. also, i love you, SoPhIe!!!
(Meganrichie48)
Me: utter confusion
Sophie: keefe luv you more!
(Frenchwatermelon)
Keefe: *gasp* not possible!
Geoffery: uh, wut's goin on?
(Me)
Amy: I'm not sure...
(Frenchwatermelon)
Neverseen: *still screaming in agony*'
Neverseen: *suddenly recovers*
Tam: *pours his salt in their eyes*
Neverseen: AAHHHHH, this is the saltiest salt ever!!!!!!
(Meganrichie48)
Keefe: then you’ve never tasted my snark
Everyone shoving keefe behind them: what were you saying?
(Frenchwatermelon)
Tam: hahah, i am pure pain in the form of salt
(Meganrichie48)
Lihn: great job tam I’m sooo proud of you!!!... no princess purryfins we do not eat the rocks!
(Frenchwatermelon)
Tam: *sighs*
Princess purryfins: *nom nom on the rocks*
(Meganrichie48)
Fitz: guys stop messing around!
Marella: has anyone seen my vacker wacker?
(Therealglitterbutt)
Biana: *slowly backs away*
(Meganrichie48)
Alden: you know I’m beginning to worry about
*The rest of his sentence is drowned out by everyone screaming: what happened to no reason to worry!*
(Therealglitterbutt)
Biana and Fitz: *frantically shaking and gugging each other and crying because their father just admitted there's a reason to worry*
(Meganrichie48)
Keefe sounding all logical: there are to diagnoses for this case either he’s crazy or he’s going crazy I rest my case
Sophie: keefe get of that podium!
Tam: call the doctor!
Fitz: call the nurse
Keefe: call the lady with the.... wait what?
(TheHair01)
Sophie: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
Everyone: ALDEN ADMITTED THERE'S A REASON TO WORRY
Sophie: CALL LIVVY CALL ELWIN CALL EVERY DOCTOR ALDEN NEEDS HELP NOW
(Therealglitterbutt)
Dex: *is forgotten*
(Meganrichie48)
Sophie: your my best friend I would never forget y..
Keefe walks by and whispers something in her ear and they both walk away
Dex: what just happened?
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Tam: Eh. Didn't like this guy anyways...
Tam: LETS POUR SOME SALT ON HIM
(Meganrichie48)
Biana just casually painting her nails looks-up : oh no!
Everyone: what
Biana: I chipped a nail!
(TheHair01)
Dex: I think she forgot about me
(Meganrichie48)
Tam going psycho : salt ....salt ....SALT!!!
(Therealglitterbutt)
Tam: OMGOMG EVERYONE BIANA CHIPPED A NAIL IM SO SORRY FOR THE INCONVINIENCE BY THE WAY I GOT YOU CRUSH CUFFS-
Everyone: ...
Biana: So uh I was just painting my nails-
(Meganrichie48)
Biana: what!?! ❤️
Tam: salt?
(TheHair01)
Tam: BIANA I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO THE SALT
Tam: *runs off*
Everyone: follows him concerned for his mental health
*finds tam in kitchen pouring salt into his mouth*
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Biana: Did you say cr-
Tam: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT
(Therealglitterbutt)
Biana: Tammy I love youuuu *kisses him*
Everyone: ...
Tam: ...
Biana: *choking* ur mouth is so salty rn-
(Meganrichie48)
Sophie: tam are you ok?
Tam: salttttttt
Biana:tam I...
Tam: salttttt
Fitz: I don’t think...
Tam: SALT!
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Keefe: Sophie I think Bangs Boy needs to be fixed. But if you don't want to, I wouldn't mind having him stay this way. It's way better than the angsty weirdo
Tam again: SAAAAAAAAAAAALT MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Meganrichie48)
Keefe: nope you got to fix him he just coated my hair in salt!
(TheHair01)
Tam: *in golem voice* Ta-am ta-am *dumps whole container of salt into his mouth* MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPRREECCIIIOOOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Tam: giggle maniacally and skips off into the sunset with a jar of salt.
(TheHair01)
*they never see tam again*
(Therealglitterbutt)
Biana: *weeps*
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Tam: *can still be heard laughing maniacally in the background*
(Therealglitterbutt)
Biana: MY PRECIOUS TAMMY COME BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK-
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Tam: NOOOOO YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY PRECIOUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *hisses and throws salt at her*
(Meganrichie48)
Announcer: Hundreds of years later at tams Wandering planted we don’t know how he died or where he died all we know is he died happy
Keefe: how do you know that?
Announcer: He died with salt.
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Some random person in the back of the crowd: HOW DID HE GET SO MUCH SALT IN THE FIRST PLACE
(TheHair01)
Everyone: *throws handfuls of salt onto the tree*
(TotalKeefeipheShipper)
Keefe: hehehehheheheheheheheheheheehehe i wouldn't know...
(TheHair01)
Announcer: It's called having a trillion lusters to spend on whatever you'd like
*The End*
Congrats! You made it though the crazy! Have a badge! Also, I didn't edit it. I think it's funnier this way, to see how people typed it up. So yeah. Any whos bye!