What you should write in your diary

From my own experience, I realized that Mothers don't know the meaning of words "privacy" and "secret". Especially when it comes to diaries. No matter where you hide it, she will find it. In your closet, under the pillow, under the mattress, under the bed, in your pants, under the cat's litter-box, in the toile- I mean, EVERYWHERE! So, you need a few basic steps on how to stop your mother from reading your diary. Here is what you should write on the pages:
pg. 1: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 2: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 3: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 4: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 5: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 6: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 7: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 8: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 9: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
pg. 10: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
(go on, go on - keep writing that down)
pg. 100: Mom, please stop reading my Diary. You won't find anything interesting here. I know you're still reading. Please, Mom, stop - you won't find anything here.
Your mothers reaction: What the hell was that? O_o
Take my good advice, kids! It will probably stop your mom from reading your diaries after you use up about 3-5 diaries. ^_^ hope this helps.
'(Note: this is RANDOM. DO not follow this advice. This article is just made for fun, something I and my sister came up with a week ago.)'
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