Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-08-19

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-08-19
Disc 20
Sora arrives on a dirt pathway inside of a forest that leads to a stage. There he finds Vee, Vinny, Holli, and Rick waving at him. The party greets each other as Vee points out how Sora never changed since day one. Holli says happy soft ice cream day while Vee stumbles on his words for an incredibly long time until Holli finds out that he’s trying to say “Happy Lief Erickson Day.”
Vee asks what took Sora so long, and informs him that they are going to watch a play. The party runs towards the play while Vee describes that there’s soda, ice cream, and twitch prime for StealthRG for free.
A stage lies at the end of the pathway with chairs and tables standing in front of it. The heroes take a seat as Vee interrupts the play so that Sora can change the disc to VRChat. Sora states that he already changed it a long time ago and that people need to refresh. The party is to short to see the play, so they climb the stage in order to see the play.
Asuna states that she saw Kirito looking at Sinon’s ass and kicks his balls. Asuna and Kirito enter a battle, drawing their blades out on each other, just to end up slapping their hands like a wuss. Kirito falls in just a few seconds. Vee boos that this play sucks while Holli says that this is better than the original.
The director of the play, who wears blue clothes and has blue hair, asks Sora to direct the play for them. Vee questions if Sora can really direct a play and come up with a whole bunch of content in ten minutes, but Sora has to. Vee tells Sora to direct the play with every actor and the party as well at his disposal.
Sora yells at Vee for not warning him, but Vee says that he didn’t come up with this. Vee states that there’s feedback to the developers of the game that is causing them to change the game.
Sora runs away since he has the power to do so now. Sora runs on top of a large rock to sit and wait with no once following him. Sora tells himself that he won’t play along before he quickly breaks due to the amount of stress and tiredness he has. Sora calms himself down as he looks at his cellphone before blaming a member of Chad, who tells him to drink.
Sora takes out some blue sparkles while looking down at his phone. Sora looks up to the cloudy sky, thinking and pondering before his party appears with a fake Sora. The party thanks the fake Sora for directing the play and being able to make great content.
Vee spots the real Sora and calls him a poser. Sora changes into the Awakened Chipz form and points his spear at Vee. Chipz whispers that he is going to kill Vee while he powers up for a battle.
The fake Sora starts off by a simple slash at Chipz while Vee shoots his fireball. Vee states that he must be hanging around with Mimika since he is very overpowered. Vinny punches Chipz but he only breaks his hand in the process. Chipz says “Do you know who I am?” before impaling Vee. The fake Sora uses his Cyclone attack on Chipz and he only worries about how his hair looks after the Cyclone. Vee powers up to shoot his fireballs, but Chipz jumps over the attack. Vee whispers for Vinny to suck on his toes, causing Chipz to run into the woods and forfeit the battle.
Chipz hides behind a wall near the stage and changes back into Sora. Sora calms down once more while listening to Vee yelling at Rick for not coming with them. Vee finds Sora and thanks him for defeating the super strong and cool white hair guy.
Sora asks if they are really making a play, but Vee states that he doesn’t want to anymore because he feels bad for Sora. Sora decides to direct the play anyways, but the actors are already gone before Sora can do anything.
Sora tells Vee that he is going too fast and that he’s just hearing blabber from Vee. Vee states that the players think that the game is trash and that they don’t even follow the questline correctly. Sora tells Vee that he found his inspiration now and asks how he vacated 20 people.
Vee tells Sora to talk since he seems to have heavy things in his mind. Sora tells the party that Vee was making rash decisions and that he learned his lesson. The party tells him that they missed him and were thinking about him when he was gone. Vinny states that he’s just glad that they are all together while Sora asks where the play has gone.
Vee tells Sora that there is no play, so Sora cries that there’s isn’t one. Vee calls Sora out for drinking too much blue sparkles. Sora states that he was going to relax today, and Vee asks if Sora regrets the previous episode.
Vee and Sora continue to argue as Vinny creates a play on his own about an eligible bachelor. Rick asks where his wife is and joins the play with Vee. Vinny explains about his wife as Rick continues to pester him.
The actors all of a sudden come back, causing Sora to ask why he got rid of them in the first place. Vee merely dabs as a response. Vee says that he thought that Sora was going to leave them for good.
Regardless, now that the actors are back, the party comes back to find a different cast. Kirito explains that one or more actors broke their legs so they have to improvise. Another default actor comes, making Sora ask what “that” is.
Vee explains that everyone here are roleplayers in the game and were practicing, but they all sucked. Vinny states that if they don’t win the competition, they will become waiters that always talk about being aspiring actors.
Vee brainstorms as Sora asks who is in the play. Vee informs Sora that he is both the director and the camera guy while everyone else are actors. Vee and Rick explain that directors can be actors as well.
Sora takes Vee to stand in a corner the whole time. Sora puts Kirito as the edgy protagonist that gets all of the girls, who breaks his heart. Asuna, Chiu, and a fox girl are all put as love interests. Sora grabs a kitty and orders Holli to slap Vee for talking. Sora directs a female default actor to be an old and ugly person as Kirito’s sister. The sister gets offended for being called ugly but Sora states that she hit every branch.
Sora yells for Belgore, who was previously here. Since Belgore disappeared, Vinny replaces his spot to have an unhealthy infatuation with another default man. Vinny immediately method acts and gets really into it by caressing the man’s face. Sora stops Vinny before anything happens as he appoints Rick as the evil scientist that is trying to get the women to attack each other.
Kirito calls the women his harem while Sora corrects him that this isn’t season 2. Sora tells Kirito to go away for now as he gathers the love interests. Sora tells them that Kirito loves them all, but the fox lady hates his guts. Sora tells her that if he does anything, then she can forehead smash him. The fox girl talks and Sora finds out that she is a Code 16.
Sora asks if Kirito knows who she is, but he doesn’t, which works for Sora. Sora tells the fox lady that she is the strong and silent type and is secretly trying to get with Asuna. She runs away as a new white hair girl appears.
Sora asks if she’s legal and does a checkup on her. Sora audibly yells “Oh F*ck!” as he finds out that the new girl is played by Kareeda. Sora asks if she talks or is a mute but after hearing her voice, he orders her to stay as a hot mute. The mute starts doing weird movements, and Sora tells her to stop doing that.
Sora asks the fox lady to come back. Now that there’s 4 love interests, Sora tells the fox lady that he doesn’t know what to do with her. Sora orders her to put Kirito down whenever he hits on them and to keep it as age appropriate.
Sora takes the meowing kitty to tell her that she will be the only kitty that Kirito will get tonight. Sora explains that Kirito will continue to persevere until there’s only the kitty left. He appoints the kitty to be Chiu’s pet. Rick will stop Kirito from getting any ladies tonight and that the fox lady will be his ally.
Sora goes up to the original director to drag him away. Sora appoints him as the gay best friend that will constantly c*ck him every time. Sora now takes the sister away to tell her that she unfortunately has the hots for her brother. Sora tells her that Kirito will shun her and asks if she’s legal. Luckily, she is.
Sora now takes Vinny and his lover away to tell them that they will mainly be trying to double date with Kirito and show him what a real relationship looks like. Sora finally takes Kirito away to tell him that this goal for tonight is to get with the girls and that he loves them all. Since this is all improv, Sora tells him that he will end up with a random amount of girls depending on his skills.
Before starting scene 1, Sora takes Holli away to tell her that she’s RIck’s henchman and yes man. Sora gives her some examples by saying “Yeah! Skkrra!”
A new lady appears that looks like Vigors. Upon hearing her manly voice. Sora tells her that she will be mute the whole time. If Kirito gets close to her and ask if she’s a real girl, then the actor will say “Yeah big boy” in his deepest voice. Sora tells Kirito that all he needs to do is confirm who’s behind the mask so that he won’t be tricked. But he has to do this tactfully to the girls, so he can find the one true kitty.
Now that everyone is sorted out, Sora says that this play is called “The One True Kitty.“ Sora brings out the ladies and tell them that they are best friends hanging out in the park. Kirito walks up and makes small talk with the ladies. The fox girl acts as a tsundere at Kirito and shoots him down after every sentence he says. Sora assures Kirito that she is just a tsundere.
Kirito asks if they have any plans but the fox girl continues to reject him. Kirito continues to persist, but Sora tells the actor to take a less dumbass approach. Vee states that he sucks as the fox lady points out that he has two swords to compensate. She then switches to say he has two brain cells.
Kirito calms himself to ask them out for McDonalds. The mute white hair girl gives Kirito a swift kick to his hip, causing him to fall. Sora tells the females that they decided that it will be s lot of fun to beat the sh*t out of Kirito.
Kirito lays on the floor, writhing in pain as Sora sets up the next scene at McDonalds. Kirito crashes, so Vee tries takes his part. Sora states that they need a better looking protagonist while Vinny tries to step in as well.
Sora takes Vee and the blue hair director to switch roles. The new protagonist tells Vee that he is in love with him. Vee instantly states that he’s gay and that it’s all good. The blue hair man now tries to hit on the girls. The blue hair man gains much more progress, but the girls are still hesitant. The blue hair man pleads for them to go out with him as he rubs the fox girl’s face. Sora tries to warn him about the code 16 while he and the fox girl bounce off of each other. Somehow, he succeeds in the end.
Sora tells the main character that he brought McDonalds, his sister, and her friend Vee, to the park with the girls. The blue man brings his McDonalds to the girls and hands them cheeseburgers for their romantic night. The sister calls her brother out since they were just going to go to the park alone. The main character says that both his sister and Vee are very dear to him. Sora states that he’s confused, but the protagonist assures Sora that he has this.
Vee steps in to compliment the main character and when the fox girl tries to interrupt, he orders her to listen. Vee tells the ladies “Like I said, so, this is my best friend. He’s fast as f*ck, he’s hot as hell, and he’s big as heck! Alright? Ladies, it’d be a privilege to get with this man. Y’all deny him? Excuse me? Lissen, huh, stop talkin’. Stop yelling. I’m talking.”
Asuna says that she doesn’t want to date someone who carries around an orange purse. His sister compliments the main character and calls him a tall glass of water. Vee and the main developer call each other honey before Vee says that he will date his best friend if the girls won’t. The main character brings out a cute, blue plushie that is floppy, and Chiu dies because of the cuteness.
Sora sets up the next scene for Vee to talk to the ladies as he brings out the main character and Chiu. The main character shows off his toy to Chiu and says that her eyes are much prettier than his toy. He pets Chiu while everyone else watches him from afar. Sora tells the main character to keep on going while he takes his sister to come over.
The sister confronts the main character and asks if he was suppose to be with herself. The main character takes his sister to sit on a park bench far away and pretends to chase a squirrel in order to leave. The main character tries to get Vee to talk to the girls, but Vee persists for a kiss. The main character gives Vee an indirect kiss with his toy as Sora tells Chiu that she really wants it now.
The main character flirts with Chiu as he says “My darling, every time I lay my eyes on you, I see a thousand stars. A thousand possibilities of what we could be together and thousands of other possible cheesy lines that I can pull out to woo you. You know, I remember the first time we met. It was, it was at least two days ago. I called out to you, but you never responded. But I found that adorable!”
As the main character starts to advertise a double bacon quarter pounder with cheese for $5.99, Vee orders him to change the script to be a triple cheeseburgers. He argues with Vee, and Sora orders him to leave. The main character continues wooing Chiu by talking about McDonalds all the while Sora laughs.
The main character continues to use his cheesy lines as Sora tells Chiu to respond. Chiu thrusts her hands on top of the main character’s pants. The main character pretends to voice for Chiu as Kirito appears out of nowhere.
Kirito and the main character enter a battle as Vee uses his voice for Chiu. Sora yells at Vee to leave again and brings out the ladies. The blue hair man asks Kirito to be another love interest. Sora tells the girls that they will kick Kirito’s ass.
Sora tells Kirito to try to kill the main character’s girl. Kirito stabs Chiu straight through her chest, causing every girl to beat him up. The white hair girl teabags Kirito while Chiu is dying on the ground.
Sora tells Chiu to say “It’s not what you think it is. Let me touch your blue thing again.”
The main developer gives her his blue thing to touch. Vee whispers in Chiu’s ear that the blue thing is his p*nis. His blue toy flops around as Sora asks Chiu to gently kiss it. Chiu quickly kisses his blue toy before falling down and praying to herself. Sora assures her that it’s just a balloon.
Sora tells the blue hair man to back off and that Chiu is slowly dying. Chiu whispers “I just want to pet my cat one last time.” Chiu brings out the meowing kitty and pets it before saying “Listen, I need you to take good care of her. She’s all I have.” The main character states that he can’t afford to take care of it since he works at McDonalds.
The main character decides to take care of her while the girls gather around the dead Chiu. The main developer asks what they are going to do as Vee hits on him again. The main character tells Vee to call him Big Daddy instead of Big Boy.
Sora sets up the next scene to be Chiu’s funeral. Chiu lays down in the middle of the stage as Vee is appointed as the priest. Sora sets everyone up to stand behind the main character. The main character hits on the fox girl despite the scene not starting.
Vee starts his speech, but the fox girl interrupts sarcastically about being sad. Vee continues to talk about Chiu and how she sadly died. As the girls cry, Sora tells the two gay couple to start making out during the funeral. Vee finds out about the gay couple making out and asks Henry to stop getting turned on since they are ruining it. Vee calls them straight before continuing. The main character asks Vee why she had to died. Vee states that it’s because she’s a girl before cremating her with his Fireballs. Everyone stands on top of the dead body with the gay couples making out.
Sora takes a moment to laugh before taking Chiu away. Chiu asks for help, but Sora declines. Sora comes back to say that one eligible bachelorette is down. The next scene involves the fox lady and the main character. He whispers “Oh no” as he prepares for the onslaught that is to come. Sora says that the main character is sad while the fox is trying to consult him.
The main character is weeping openly as the fox says “Stop crying b*tch.” The main character continues to cry as the fox insults him consistently. Despite this, the main character tries to hit on her and gets close to her face. Sora and Vee try to stop him from doing anything dangerous with the Code 16 as Sora makes a siren noise.
The main character thinks that his health is low as he uses a max potion before saying “One thing that will make me feel better, is if I can-” Before he can finish it, the fox lady runs away and Vee appears. The main character tells Vee about everything that happened to Chiu. Vee tries to enter a battle for the protagonist’s love, but Sora tells him to run after her. Vee tries to change the script, but the main developer listens to Sora and runs after her in the end.
Sora tells the fox lady to come back and that she thinks that the main character is a piece of sh*t. Rick and Holli enter and ask what’s going on here. Sora brings the main character to tell him that he’s in love with the fox lady. He confesses, but before Rick can kill her, the fox lady runs away.
Sora follows the fox lady to kill her himself. Sora comes back with the bad news as he rubs the blood off of his blade on Vee’s hat. Sora lies to the main character that he tried to save her. The main character asks where she died, but she is gone, along with his evil villains plot.
Sora now takes Asuna to tell her that she is looking for her fox friend. Sora tells the blue hair man “Get her tiger.” The protagonist growls and starts to act like a tiger in front of Asuna. Asuna tells him that she is looking for her friend as he does a backflip to impress her.
The main character changes her clock as he flexes and shows off his McDonalds in his side bag. Asuna states that she already has another idiot to deal with while the main character calls her out for not moving her mouth while talking. The main character rebounds by saying that’s hot and that he has sick sock puppets moves. Asuna states that she doesn’t want to know anything that he can do with socks.
Asuna overhears Vee and the main character talking about two deaths. Vee steps in to say that the main character likes her and is so hot, attractive, and handsome. The main character flexes as he is complimented before going back to being sad.
The protagonist asks her out for Burger King. Asuna laughs as the main character says that this park is giving him the heebie jeebies. Asuna asks for Chick Fil A instead. The main character tries to barter with her for 30 silver.
Asuna asks for Outback with her friends before he says ”You know what? You know what? You can either do that, or you can come outback with me.” Sora and Vee cheer for his smooth moves while he flexes again.
The main character starts to talk about his muscles and how much he can lift. Asuna asks him to try to lift weights in front of her. He lifts up his blue toy, but falls down fast when trying to lift up her sword. He asks Sora to look away before doing a backflip to distract them about his weak muscles. Vee steps in to whisper “12 inches” to Asuna.
Sora takes Asuna and the main character behind the stage to the Outback. The main character whispers “How does she die?” in front of Asuna. Asuna questions the main character, but Sora forces her to get strangely attractive to him out of nowhere. She all of a sudden gets strangely attracted by him as Sora runs off back into the stage.
Sora overhears “I can’t go deeper. 12 inches remember?” from behind the stage while he was trying to get Rick. Holli reiterates that 12 inches is too much while Sora laughs. Sora arrives and yell them to redo so that he can see.
The main developer goes for plan B and shows off his floppy balloon. Rick comes in with his raygun. The main character accidentally calls her “Shyro” before finally saying *Asterisk Shyro Asterisk.” Holli states that they caught him red handed because as a pun for him wearing red gloves. Rick orders the main character to give her the best pickup line.
The main character states “Dude I couldn’t lift weights. Do you think I could pick her up?” making her laugh. He gets down on his knees while saying that his love interest will get used to this pretty soon. Asuna tests the main character to pick her sword up again, and he pretends to lift up his toy as the sword.
The main character turns to his love interest and looks her in the eyes. Sora whispers for Rick to shoot her, but the protagonist thinks that Sora meant for him to call Asuna Sugar instead. Rick lies that he can’t do it, but immediately shoots her with Vee and the main character aiding him.
Holli asks if this is why his hand is red, but the protagonist tells her that she will find out when she’s older. Sora finds all of the ladies so that they can run and mourn Asuna. They find the main character, and Rick orders them to beat him up for killing Asuna.
Two ladies strap him onto a tree to beat him up. The white hair girl tickles him as the pink hair girl kisses his cheek. Rick and Holli come in and kill the ladies while Vee states that mutes are good after all. Vee takes multiple pictures, and Holli kink shames. Holli drills the white hair girl as the pink girl burps before getting shot by Rick.
Sora takes everyone back to the stage as the main character is still strapped to the tree. Rick and Holli make fun of the main character as he spits on them both. The protagonist states that he has maxed out charisma, but Rick knocks him out. The villains leave as Sora tells the sister that she finds her brother irresistible as he’s tied up. Vee whispers that they aren’t related by blood.
The sister states that he has been c*cked 5 times, but the main character corrects her that it was 3 times since he keeps track of it in his journal. He pleads for her to take him out of the ropes as Vee steps in to state that the sister is secretly the villain. Vee kills the sister and unties the main character.
Vee says “I’m here. You don’t have to worry about anybody. Here, let me untie you. There you go. You’re welcome. No don’t thank God, thank me.”
Sora brings Kirito to stab Vee. As they are talking, Kirito stabs Vee while saying “This is my man!” Kirito finally dies along with Vee as the kitty steps in. The kitty meows to help the main character. Now that he doesn’t need to support his dead sister, the protagonist can keep the cat. Sora whispers that he loves this cat. The main character asks if there’s a limit for the cat.
The kitty backs up, but Vee says that the cat will turn into a beautiful woman. He kisses the cat on the forehead, and all of a sudden Unity Chan and Christeen appears. Unity Chan runs away while Christeen asks for her cigarettes and fifty bucks before making intense love to him.
Sora runs away while the main character tries to find his wallet. Everyone gives Sora a round of applause while he gets a call. Sora answers the call and finds out that they have all been laid off. Everyone whines and leaves to be waiters.
Sora asks if they gained any experience, but they were just being nice. Sora and the party finds a Sora look alike except he has the face of StealthRP. Sora yells that he’s never using him ever again since he’s creating those kind of avatars. StealthRP does a backflip saying that he’s StealthRPG. StealthRPG calls himself the best RPGer of all time and shows off his giant, sharp sword with literal blue sparkles.
Stealth confronts them to be the viruses that he has been hunting. Vee finds a ton of skeletons behind the party, and they enter a battle with them. Rick starts off with an uppercut to the first skeleton. The skeleton pointed as it died. Holli drills another one while Vee shoots his Frost attack on another. Sora goes in for a swift cut to kill one as Vinny takes out the one in the middle. The skeleton does a backflip before waving and dying. The skeletons all backflip and attack the party with emotes. Rick b*hitchslaps the one that attack Sora. Holli takes out one with her drill as Vee takes the final one out with his frost spell.
The party looks behind to find StealthRP congratulating them. Stealth challenges them to a duel so that he can prove his worth to the party and join them. Stealth shows off his large, level 25 sword in front of Sora. Holli proposes Sora to kill him and obtain his sword.
StealthRPG points out how his name is on the box while he wonders if the man with the weaker one goes first in the battle. Sora silently looks at Stealth as he creates his Cyclone. Stealth slashes at Sora with his blue sparkles sword. Vee states that they both look the same, and the entire party starts to cheer for the wrong Sora due to them looking alike. Sora finally was able to commit Sudoku. Stealth tries to heal him, but Sora walks away.
Vee goes up to the real Sora and talk about how handsome and strong StealthRP is. Sora whispers that he doesn’t have much left while Rick frantically tries to heal him with multiple doses of his healing gun. Sora mumbles to himself as Vee tries to get him back. Sora says that he needs one hour to bleed out while Stealth mentions his blue sparkles spell. Holli tells Sora to up the ante to two hours to bleed out as Vee tells Sora to continue.
Sora decides to keep his sword inside of himself while Stealth uses his blue sparkles spell. A cyclone of blue sparkles spins around Sora and heals him. Holli points out how it says Patrone on the bottle instead of blue sparkles.
SoraRPG asks if they can escort him back to his village as a phone message sound pops up. Vee opens a portal to the village, and Sora slowly steps in.
The party arrives into a winter town called Snowdin. Vee honestly mistakes Stealth for Sora since Stealth was facing away from him. Stealth explains how this is his village and leaves to say hello to his wife. StealthRP leaves as Holli points out that they didn’t take his sword.
The party explores the town while Sora asks for Doodles to warm him up. Sadly for Sora, she isn’t here, but the party was able to find presents under a giant Christmas tree. They throw around the presents as Sora asks what they are doing here.
The heroes continue to explore randomly in the town, and Holli finds cute, colorful jellies near a house. Vee kills the jellies off with his fireballs, making Holli call him deplorable.
Vee finds another Vee behind the party and says “Why is there another one of me? Maybe we’ll find out what the heck is going on once you enter disc 21. Insert disc 21”
Vinny says “CD 21,” and Holli states tha erp is of age now right before Sora logs off.
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