The Story of Googoo Gaga Somethingorother

Soo.... I made this story when I was hyper... can't you tell?
== Chapter One- IDK ==
One day, a 0-month-old male purple and pink car with purple, green and brown eyes, the left one had purple on the left side, and the right side was brown, the right was green and purple on the left side, decided to drive out and say, "Hfhbesufybesfyubdgisl," which means "Hi" in Nonsensian, which is 'Vjkndfkgberkbefj'. Everyone's faces contorted into something impossible to tell their feelings. Googoo's expression contorted into anger, and he yelled in his weird accent and language, "Idghdfiugdbx sjfdieihlfb fhbefilyewgbfehul!" He drove around and got stuck, yelling, "Jbiwufhweufhweu!" So about his accent. It contorts the already-non-understandable words beyond belief. And Googoo's name? Well, that's the English translation. Here's the original: Hyugdrfesfibeh Fdbevjrhipiexher Njihvisdufdsfdgs.
== Chapter Two- LOL ==
Googoo's identical 1-month-old brother, Laaaaalaaaaalaaa Teeeeeerrrrrvvvvviiiisss Somethingorother, or Hhjbfjhyufjvf Dihfuhyglg Njihvisdufdsfdgs in Nonsensian, decided to go on a date with his girlfriend, Ooooooooofffeerrrrsss Phhhoommpp Aaaarevvcv, or Gfhffhhuyjyvuggvltvltcg Vfuyfvguydf Ggfgtujyvtjy in Nonsensian, said, "Fhcgdsfvsmhyd Gyyvditgjgfv Gdytfgukggfjvdf," or "Thanks for coming." Laaaaalaaaaalaaa replied, "Yjhbvbdfuydyf dhbfgvhy," or "you're welcome." Googoo slithered into the restant and ruined the date by spilling purple apple juice all over Ooooooooooofffeerrrrsss! She yelled, "GUJGHVGVVYHHYV GFTYUY HVTYJOUHOLBU SEYGYJKHJBKHG!!!" or "Get out of here!" The poor 80-year-old now had once-purple-now-pink juice dripping off her cab. She took out a spaggeti gun and shot Googoo with one noodle. He fell onto the ground. 
== Chapter Three- KIWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==
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