Witch House

Witch House is the second episode in the first season of Fantendo Now. It is the second episode overall. 
==Synopsis==
In the country side, Unten and Strafe find a witch's house, who invites them in. It is discovered that she has tools for eating humans and Unten and Strafe slowly begin to work a plan to escape the witch's house.
==Transcript==
WITCH HOUSE
Written by Exotoro
The episode begins with Unten and Strafe hopping off the train as it stops for repairs. They are still seemingly in a forest.
:Unten: Well, here we go. 
:Strafe: How far away is civilization, do you reckon? 
:Unten: I dunno. 
:Strafe: Well, the forest is nice, at least.
Strafe crouches over to a bright pink mushroom. Unten slaps him on the back.
:Unten: Don’t eat any mushrooms. 
:Strafe: But I’m starving.
:Unten: Can’t risk the chance. Who knows what’s out here.
:Strafe: Why didn’t we just head to New York or Seattle or wherever we were going?
:Unten: I suppose that would have been a better idea… I just figured… huh. 
:Strafe: Well it’s still stopped…
:Unten: Fine then. Let’s go back.
Strafe and Unten walk back, only to find that the train has left.
:Strafe: Blimey. 
:Unten: How did we not even hear it leave?
:Strafe: Hey, do you see that in the distance?
:Unten: Yeah… looks like a house. Like one of those little Keebler elf houses. 
:Strafe: Let’s check it out, shall we?
Strafe knocks on the door. The door opens suddenly, with a head of a little girl poking out. She then notices Strafe and Unten and smiles.
:Little Girl: Hi! Are you two lost?
:Unten: Yeah… my fault really. 
:Little Girl: Not a problem. Why don’t you two just come on in…
Strafe crouches in, finding the house a lot bigger inside than the outside. He brushes himself off.
:Strafe: Huh. A lot bigger than what I was expecting.
:Unten: I’m stuck.
Unten’s frame is wedged in the doorway. Strafe pulls him in.
:Strafe: Seems like you need to loose some weight.
:Unten: Shut up, you starved in a desert with a bunch of murderous maniacs.
:Little Girl: Are you guys hungry? Can I get you something to eat maybe?
:Strafe: Shi- Sure, yeah, that sounds good. 
The little girl goes down to the basement as Strafe and Unten take seats at a checkerboard table.
:Strafe: Hmm.
Strafe taps on the wooden wall.
:Strafe: I wonder how she pulled it off…
:Unten: With the amount of shit that gets pulled off on Earth lately, this impresses you?
:Strafe: What can I say? I’m a sucker for compact space.
:Unten: I wonder if it’s magic or something like that. Like maybe she’s a witch or something.
:Strafe: Maybe you’re onto something…
The witch comes back up with two plates of waffles. Strafe shrugs to Unten.
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:Strafe: Well, that was nice.
:Unten: Yeah, these were pretty good. What’s your name?
:Little Girl: Edith.
:Unten: Oh!
:Edith: Something wrong?
:Unten: No! Just uh… my alien heart collapsed a couple valves there. 
:Edith: You are rather plump…
Edith pokes Unten’s stomach as he uneasily looks to Strafe.
:Edith: I’m going to take a nap, I’m pretty tired…
Edith drops to the floor without further word. Unten and Strafe look in shock as they creep away from the table.
:Unten: (whispering) I’m going down to the basement. You watch her.
:Strafe: Baby sitting? Ugh.
Unten steps down into the basement to find PalmMan chained to the wall.
:Unten: PalmMan?
:PalmMan: Oh hey, you know me?
:Unten: I guessed.
:PalmMan: Oh. Could you let me down from here? The little girl said we were playing a game and then she just left for a really long time and I don’t get what’s exactly going on.
:Unten: What kind of game involves chaining people to a wall? Jeez, let me get you down from there. 
Unten gets PalmMan down from the wall. Unten notices a bunch of knives on the wall with an giant pot below it. On a small table next to it is Paula Deen’s “How to Cook A Human”. Unten snaps back to focus and the two head up out of the basement to find Strafe.
:Unten: Strafe, we have to go.
:Strafe: Why?
:Unten: I can piece together context clues. Pretty sure she’s trying to fatten us up to eat us.
:Strafe: Oh!
Strafe, Unten and PalmMan leave, slamming the door behind them. Edith wakes up and finds that they’re gone.
:Edith: Guys… come back! I just wanted… friends…
Edith sobs onto the floor as the camera pans to a picture of Edith with her parents, which has ash around the frame. We also see a witch hat next to the picture.
TO BE CONTINUED...
==Characters==
*Unten
*Strafe
*PalmMan
*Edith
==Gallery==