Bouvetoya

Bouvet Island, also Bouvetøya or Bouvetoya because only Norwegians know how to make that silly o, is an island in bumfuck nowhere. Mike called dibs on it in 2005http://www.fph.fphblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4163 and ever since then it's considered the physical manifestation of the FPH Island on Earth.
==So yeah==
Bouvetoya is the most isolated island in the world, like 1700 kilometres away from the next piece of land. Its dimensions are like 10 by 5 kilometres, but its highest peak is still a good 450 metres higher than anything in The Netherlands.
It is claimed by Norway, and this is why we're at war with Norway. They use it for nothing in particular, and, even worse, they won't let anyone use the .bv suffix.
==Proposed Invasion==
The Island was claimed as a location for FPH Isle on our good planet Earth in 2005. An elaborate attack plan was crafted.
Everyone necessary for this project immediately volunteered. As of 2012, the attack still hasn't happened and this is very sad.
thumb|right|Okay so I guess I have to put Lief's glorious map here, but it's kind of lost. Pretend it's there or find it and click the button for fucksake
==References==
Category:Geography
Category:Bouvetoya
Category:FPH Isle