Negling

Neglings are what happens to aborted fetuses.
== Origin ==
Nega-Mike creates the Neglings through the use of atheist necromancy, typically by playing Radiohead albums backwards or cutting the strings of electric guitar or something else totally gay and definitely not metal.
While they can be created artificially, Neglings are common in the abyssal planes and thus can also be summoned by anyone skilled in dark magic, like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
== Abilities ==
Imp Defense - Neglings are undead demons, making them incredibly difficult to defeat without the use of special weapons and abilities like guns, grenades, missiles, flamethrowers, cool elemental powers, magic, swords, crossbows, telekinesis, axes, martial arts, spears, knives, psychic powers, lasers, plasma weapons, particle beam weapons, hammers, maces, javelins, flails, loud metal music, the bible, beer, holy water, strong gusts of wind, or the static electricity you build up by rubbing a balloon against your hair really fast. Other than that stuff they're basically invincible.
Squiggly Strength - Neglings have the strength of 1,000 earthworms and have the supernatural power to turn metal into wood by licking it.
== Gallery ==
Negling with epic background.png|Artist's rendition of the demonic atheist threat
Negling IRL.png|Appearance of a Negling that has infiltrated real life
File:Neglingflower.png|A Negling picks flowers.
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