Walker, Texas Ranger versus Zorro

thumb|right|335 px Walker, Texas Ranger versus Zorro is the tenth battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the tenth battle overall. Both competitors are essentially cowboys, right?
==Battle information==
MaNCHA as Zorro
Zombielicker as Walker
Beat by TVRapBeats (Chuck Norris)
Release Date: June 15, 2013
===SoundCloud Links===
https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/walker-texas-ranger-versus
==Lyrics==
Zorro:Ah, Texas Ranger. Por fin nos reunimos.This encounter won’t last long before I say adiosI see you bumble ‘round ole Texas like the dumb lawman you areAnd how you solve a single crime to me’s quite bizarreI don’t need a zillion contacts just to get my job doneSilly Ranger, no need to try when I've already wonYou’re looking quite silly standing there with your beardLet me show you why The Fox is notorious and feared
Walker:The true cowboy is here to battle this MexicanWith your mask and black cape, you’re looking reeeal feminineI take out whole gangs while you just sit and look prettyYou may believe that you’re cunning, but I’m truly wittyI’ll take your sword and carve a W right into your faceThen leave with my back to the screen without a single traceThere’s no way you could win a brawl against Walker Texas RangerSo c’mon, bring it on, no doubt you’ll be in danger.
Zorro:I’m the Don of California, and this is the dawn of your demiseAs you’re popped like a zit of considerable sizeIt’s a Trial by Fire, and you’re getting burnedBy the raps you spit hot which I promptly returnedZounds! My rhymes have you spin like Tornadoes!Why are you always with Trivette? I see a faint rainbow.Stop messing around, you’re acting like nothing but a prick!Now prepare to feel a lashing as you’re smashed by my bullwhip
Walker:You may be a good swordsman, but de la Vega, even soI am frankly disgusted by this black-clad cabelleroYou're a messed up masquerader trying to steal my showAnd your idea of the law is even worse than Jim CrowI’ll come about and destroy you, it’s as simple as thatAsk anybody, you’re nothing but a whiny little brat!I’m going to end this battle now, because you’re getting me pissedBut before we’re done take the time to meet both of my fists.
==Trivia==
*There were considerable production errors in this battle as well as the previous.
*Zorro is MaNCHA's least favorite role to date, simply because he thinks he could have done so much better.
*Walker, Texas Ranger vs Zorro has the least views of any Season 1 battle.
Category:Season 1
Category:Storm Two