How to Decorate the Outside of Your House with Lights and Not Have Your Neighbours Hate You: A guide to turning your home into a festive something that is so bright it can be seen from space

Jon Holme's contribution to The Atheist's Guide to Christmas.
Published in 2009, 6 pages long.
==First read (October 2011)==
Random essay saying you need to get everybody to join in or people will get pissed off.
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