Nobraintree

Nobraintree is a town situated in County Pinhead, Homia that lies on the River Nobrain. It is notorious for fat people, chavs and a lazy council, although it isn't as rough as Town bin Fart. The overall IQ of the town's residents is low, and its population is increasing due to more people moving there from Smellia.
Upon entering the north end of the town, there is a tree statue with a sign next to it saying "If you like this, then you should put a brain on it".
A Fat Mart store (Fat Mart Nobraintree) opened in the town in 2007. The town is also home to the notable Freezeport Nobraintree, and it has many fast food takeaways. Nobraintree's economy is likely to suffer in the future due to County Pinhead Council's budget cuts disrupting valuable bus services. The town is also notorious for its drivers treating learners harshly; many driving instructors have additionally been attacked due to this.
Nobraintree is twinned with Dimwitham, a town in County Bleephead, Homia.
== Points of interest ==
=== Schools and colleges ===
*Nobraintree Primary School
*Nobraintree High School
*The College at Nobraintree
=== Other ===
*Freezeport Nobraintree
*Nobraintree Swimming Centre
*Nobraintree Train Station
*Fat Mart Nobraintree
*Tescow Supermarket Nobraintree
==Trivia==
*Nobraintree is a parody of the English town Braintree. 
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