The Laughing St. Patrick's Day Fan! Comedic Heroes Alliance

The Heroes Alliance have a comedy club during St. Patrick's Day!
==Story==
(It's Saint Patrick's Day, and the Heroes Alliance wake up!)
*Optimus Prime: "Green? As in Green Lantern?!"
*Hal Jordan: "Yes, Optimus, somehow that leprechaun must have killed us!"
*Optimus Prime: "That Luban?"
*Josh Holo: "Of course, Optimus! There's something right AND wrong with the color green!"
*Greymon: "Why choose grey instead?"
*Shoutmon: "No, Greymon!"
*Sailor Moon: "Grey is not just our color, eh?"
*Superted: "What about the color green?"
*Spider-Man: "That would do!"
(Meanwhile, at the Comedy Club...)
*Robo Knight: "How did the chicken cross the road?"
*Optimus Prime: "To get to the other side!"
(The same is done at Castle Megamo...)
*Colonel Muska: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
*Megamo: "No-eyed deer!" (all laughing)
*Bizarro: "Luban, can you do Bizarro favor?"
*Luban: "Eh?"
*Bizarro: "Early April Fools, not Saint Patrick's Day here, Luban, so you come and kill everyone at St. Patrick's Day carnival when me tell you to go! Clear?"
*Luban: "Yes, Bizarro."
*Megatron: "You're supposed to get to the comedy club, let's go."
*El Tripaseca: "Bizarro, move!"
(Meanwhile, after the Heroes Alliance left the St. Patrick's Comedy Club...)
*All Heroes Alliance Members: (indistinct speaking)
*Man: "It's Luban! RUN!"
*Optimus Prime: "Hold!!! It's that leprechaun again! Heroes Alliance, battle stations!"
*Numbuh One: "Battle Stations!"
*Luban: "I'll kill and destroy and--"
*Optimus Prime: "STOP!"
*Luban: "Huh?"
*Optimus Prime: "You are NOT going anywhere!"
*Sailor Moon: "Not so fast!"
*Luban: "The Heroes Alliance? How dare--" (gets blasted into the atmosphere until he lands on Prince Vekar's ship)
*Prince Vekar: "Hmmm?"
*Luban: "Hello, fellow evil."
*Prince Vekar: "WHO'S THAT LEPRECHAUN??!!"
(Meanwhile, at the Heroes Alliance base...)
*Optimus Prime: "Diana Holo did not know what hit her."
*Josh Holo: "My jealous paedophilic mother met her match."
(The End)
Category:Heroes Alliance
Category:St. Patrick's Day