List of Rectus Abdominus members

Rectus Abdominus is an American emo, punk, hard rock, and whimsicore band from Ludlow Massachusetts. Formed in 2017, the group consisted of vocalist Jade Vitriol and bassist Jeff The Epic, along with keyboardist Cameron Masse, Kenonio on guitar and vocals, and Owenonio on drums and vocals. As of June 2024, Vitriol and Jeff remain the only sole constant founding members, with the band undergoing numerous lineup changes, with touring and session members being common.
Despite the numerous amount of touring and session members that were part of Rectus Abdominus being akin to all the lineups of Black Sabbath ever, those members are all fictional.
While Rectus Abdominus broke up in March 2020-September 2021, Jade Vitriol has famously insisted by holding Rolling Stone interviewers at gunpoint, as well as threatening to microwave their pet gerbils, that there were many touring members that were on standby during the breakup, though upon the threats of Jade Vitriol and the other members of the band never actually performed under the Rectus Abdominus name.
== Members ==
Current Members
Image	Name 	Years Active 	Instruments 	Studio Releases
 	Jade Vitriol 	March 2017 - March 2020, May 2021 - January 2023, May 2023 - Present 	vocals, guitar	all releases
 	Jeff The Epic	March 2017 - November 2019, April 2022 - January 2023, May 2023 - Present	vocals, bass 	all releases from Fully Erect to dafuq, To Infinity And Your Mom to Epic Swag
 	Despawseatoe 	October 2023 - Present 	vocals, drums 	all releases from Take Off Your Pants and Penis to Epic Swag
Past Members
Image	Name 	Years Active 	Instruments 	Studio Releases
 	Cameron Masse 	May 2017 - March 2020, April - October 2022, May 2023 - June 2024 (his death)	keyboards, vocals, guitar	all releases from Fully Erect to People Order Our Patties, FULLY ERECT, HARDER, BIGGER, FASTER, THICKER, HARDER, LOUDER, STICKIER, FARTER, Poop Factory Chronicles, Chapter 1: The Emoji Album to Epic Swag (album)
 	Kenonio 	May 2017 - December 2019, May - July 2023 (his death) 	vocals, guitar 	all releases from Fully Erect to dafuq, Poop Factory Chronicles, Chapter 1: The Emoji Album and Rectus Abdominus and the Palace of the Porcelain Throne
 	Sammy Razorsharp	June - October 2023 	drums 	Poop Factory Chronicles, Chapter 1: The Emoji Album and Rectus Abdominus and the Palace of the Porcelain Throne
 	Dyldorf The Wise	April - October 2022 	drums 	none
 	Owenonio 	May 2017 - March 2020, May - August 2021 	drums 	all releases from Rectus Abdominus to People Order Our Patties
Touring and Session Members 
Image	Name 	Years Active 	Instruments
 	Frankie MacDonald 	2019, 2023 	vocals
 	Emoji Dude 	January 2024 - Present 	guitar
 	Satanist Milkman 	September 2017 - August 2019, December 2019 - Present 	hype/egg shakers
 	Profound Milk 	November 2023 - Present 	keys/guitar
 	Horace Horton 	December 2023 - Present 	harp
 	Anita Blowjob 	December 2023 - Present 	guitar
 	Simeon The Aircraft 	November 2019 - March 2020, August - November 2021 	bass
 	Bitchmade Alfred 	November 2021 - April 2022 	bass
 	Docta Fuck 	November 2021 - April 2022 	keyboards
 	Big Poop 	December 2019 - March 2020, September - November 2021, September 2024- present 	lead guitar, vocals
 	Rick Sex 	August 2021 - November 2021, September 2024 - present 	drums, vocals
 	Alex Boner 	November 2021 - March 2022 	drums
 	Fucker McMick 	August 2023 - December 2023 (his death) 	stuntman
 	Pitt Sniffa 	August 2023 - December 2023 (his death) 	stuntman
 	Farter Fucker 	January - February 2022, September 2024 - present 	hype/backing vocals/tambourine
 	Hugh Jass 	June 2021 - February 2022, September 2024 - present 	rhythm guitar, backing vocals
 	Gabe Itch 	March 2021 - January 2022, September 2024 - present 	keyboards, vocals
 	Special Ned 	March 2020 - May 2020 	lead guitar, backing vocals
 	Jey The Epic 	May - August 2021 	bass
 	Joe America Smith 	March 2020 - August 2020 	rhythm guitar, vocals
 	Shithead McF*ggot F*ggot	August 2020 - February 2021 	rhythm guitar, vocals
 	Barry 	February 2021 - June 2021 	rhythm guitar, vocals
 	Gay Homo F*g 	March 2020 - April 2020 	drums, vocals
 	Re. Tard 	August 2021 - November 2021 	drums, vocals
 	CUM ARSON 	March 2020 - April 2020 	tortured and flayed human
 	The Grim Rocker 	one off show in August 2024 in New York City to replace Jeff The Epic, who had his hand skinned.	bassist