The adventures of Jam Jam Jordan

Wow Wow Wubbzy is having a sleepover and invites all his friends Walden,Widget,and Daisy. They all bring snacks like doritos and mountain dew.They decide to dip into the doritos and mountain dew. Wubbzy gets some chips in his 3 neckbeards. Walden does a 360 no scope on Wubbzy in fortnite and he yells at Widget to get the camera.Wubbzy doesn’t like this and starts to rage and then rips off his neck beard to slap Walden with. Widget comes running in with the camera and starts videotaping what's happening. Jam Jam Jordan overhearing everything comes busting through the ceiling and kicks her on the ground giving Daisy a concussion meanwhile Jam Jam Jordan curses at her. One Daizy becomes unrecognizable from Jam Jam Jordan’s Spiked shoes. Jam Jordan sees Widget filming everything going he shouts ”I’m not going back, she was my child” Jam JAm Jordan bounds over to Widget and drop kicks her then spits on her face and slaps her. All the while Widget is begging for mercy ,but Jam Jam Jordan looks like he’s never going to stop. Walden realizes what’s going on once he loses his 999,999 kill streak and becomes enraged.Walden jumps over to Jam JAm Jordan and joins him in the beating of Widget once Widget loses all her internal organs Jam Jam Jordan makes sure to collect the bodies for later… Wubbzy shaking in the closet drops his chicken leg personally given to him by colonel Sanders Jam Jam Jordan with his supersonic hearing,hears Wubbzy and takes off all his clothes and walks backwards on all fours to the closet to assert dominance. Jam Jam Jordan opens the closet and grabs Wubbzy by the eyelids and rips them off so he can’t close his eyes on what’s about to happen. Jam Jam Jordan then grabs the chicken leg and eats it in one bite and then pushes the bone into his eye. Walden eating the corpse of his previous friends wants to join Jam Jam Jordan in the beating of Wubbzy ,but Jam Jam Jordan asserts too much dominance. It's clear to Walden that Jam Jam Jordan is the alpha male. Jam Jam Jordan continues to beat Wubbzy with all kinds of toture like breaking his fingers and shoving the removed bone and flesh down his throat Wubbzy gasps for ear begging ,but he doesn’t have enough oxygen to form words. This is what Jam Jam Jordan was waiting for Wubbzy to hack on his bone until suffocation. Then a kid walks in unannounced and uninvited and says “That's Kooky” Jam Jam Jordan wants Walden to prove himself so JAm JAm Jordan tells Walden to brutally mutilate the new kid. As this is happening Jam JAm Jordan walks into the kitchen and sees the drinks Wubbzy prepared. Jam Jam Jordan orders Walden to drink them first Walden puts in a chunk the Kooky kids forehead in the drink. Walden proceeds to drink it and falls asleep instantly and Jam Jam Jordan realizes he’s a liability so Jam JAm Jordan makes a sacefriacal circle and puts Walden (asleep) in the circle. Jam Jam Jordan puts the satanic tattoos on his chest the same tattoos that he knows so well. Jam Jordans alpha energy is felt around town. The cops know this feeling and know Jam Jam Jordan all too well and drive to Wubbzy’s house. The cops come in naked on all fours backwards to assert dominance ,but they can’t beat the might of Jam Jam Jordan. JAm JAm JordAn recruits the cops and walks out of the house to terrorize the neighborhood. The neighbors to Wubbzy are the Wubb girlz and JAm JAm JordAn. The Wubb girlz inside are also having a sleepover. They feel the alpha energy of JAm JAm Jordan and walk outside naked on all fours backwards to try and assert dominance. The Wubb girlz don’t even stand a chance against the wall of might from Jam Jam Jordan’s alpha energy. Each Wubb girl has a big mac personal given to them by Ronald Mcdonald himself. You don’t wanna know how they got it. Jam JAm Jordan rips off the girlz hands so they drop the big macs. Jam JAm rips off the skin on the Wubb girlz faces and puts them on his face and the cops faces. The wubb girlz instantly dies upon the big macs being taken. As Jam JAm Jordan is turning to the next house to slaughter the next family, Jam JAm Jordan feels a funky beat.Jam JAm Jordan turns around and sees Bully Maguire doing his infamous strut. JAm Jam Jordan twists his head around to look up a Bully MAguire. Jesus looking down on them wants to settle the dispute because he knows what could happen from this fight. Alpha energy is bursting the EArth from it’s seams. JEsus reaches the ground ,but alpha energy beat holy power every time. JEsus instantly finds the nearest toilet and intensely defecates and vomits and pees into it. Unfortunately the toilet is the corpse of Wubbzy. Bully Maguire takes off all his clothes and dances backwards on all fours to assert dominance and says “dig on this!”. JAm Jam Jordan charges at Maguire and misses the door of Wubbzy’s house. Jam Jam Jordan through the broken glass can see Jesus taking a dump in Wubbzy. JAm JAm Jordan having dealt with Bully Maguire before knows what makes him crack so Jam JAm Jordan says “Give me the Rent now!”. MAguire says “you’ll get your rent when you fix this door”. Jam JAm Jordan is stunned he didn’t think Maguire would have a retort. Jesus, finally intensely defecating in Wubbzy sees the fight happening outside.Jam JAm Jordan is impressed by the writers sponsor raid shadow legend which comes with over 500 heroes to collect and 380 million players worldwide. Jesus walks over and see Bully Maguire backwards on all fours. Jesus knows he can’ handle this on his own so he needs a favor from the big man upstairs. God hearing Jesus’s praying he smites Bully Maguire reverting him back to Tubby Maguire with 15 belly rolls and the 20 neckbeards. The power of the neck beards is able to bring Wubbzy back from the dead. Wubbzy spits out all the crap in his digestive system ,but he’s unable to get it all out. Jesus looks at him and says”Get the colonel he’ll be able to deal with this. Jesus was right with no Bully Maguire they wouldn’t be able to defeat Jam JAm Jordan.The cops for no reason at all barf up all their internal organs they fall down still alive because their brain and heart are still attached. The cops suffer and will forever. Colonel Sander steps out he’s strangling Ronald Mcdonald.Wubbzy and Jesus retreat “let the conel handle this” yells Jesus.Ronald Mcdonald choking sees Tubby Maguire cleary he’s a paying customer. Ronald yells to him”help me you fool”. Tubby Maguire not wanting to lose his 999,999 kill streak on big macs scoops up the big macs from JAm JAm Jordan and the cops with his mouth.Tubby MAguire pulls out a shotgun from one of his belly rolls. And shoots Colonel Sanders in the face. The bullets bounce off the Colonel because of the amount of raw alpha energy. Ronald Mcdonald is able to free himself from the Colonel's grip. Mcdonald pulls out his phone and instantly goes to Twitter to see Wendy’s fiery roasts. “You will not dirty the Mcdonald name” shouts Ronald. Colonel Sanders sees this is going nowhere so he breaks Ronald’s skull with his thumb.Tubby Maguire spontaneously combusted upon Ronalds death.Colonel Sanders takes off all his clothes and walks backwards on all fours. Jam Jam Jordan and Colonel Sanders face off. Jam Jam Jordan takes a moment to comment on how Coca-cola is way better than pepsi. Colonel Sanders charges Jam Jam Jordan and hits him with a chicken leg. Jam JAm Jordan is amazed that anybody can actually hit him. JEsus drinks pepsi and says”bah that is unholy” and throws it down to SAtan who chugs it. Jam Jam Jordan hits the Colonel in the head with a basketball turned around. Jam Jam Jordan and Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders looks up at Jam Jam Jordan and says . Jam Jam Jordan randomly says in tongues saying something along the lines of “ierviuerbvuierbviernviernveniernveironvienvivneroiverivionion” The Colonel angered by Jam Jam Jordan’s statement charges at him. The alpha energy combines into the ultimate being. Mr.Schoop rides into the sunset splattering Wubbzy on his windshield. Jesus looks back feeling confused. THE END -If you copy this google doc you will be fined with 500,000 dollars.