Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud

The major character from the 2015 Disney film Inside Out, Riley Andersen alongside with her emotions: Joy, Sadness, Fear, Disgust and Anger, and father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, rap against each other in a battle of minds: a battle between emotions and psychology.
Riley Andersen Background: Inside her house
Sigmund Freud Background: Inside his office
Beat: Good Things to Come
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
RILEY ANDERSON
VS
SIGMUND FREUD
BEGIN!
(The battle starts with Joy, and the camera zooms inside Emotion's Headquarters.)
=== Joy ===
(0:22)
It's a new day! Let's be happy! Riley's no longer a little girl
Do a twirl to celebrate how we will make this Viennese whirl!
Add a touch of happiness and what ever else we have in store
(Joy press some buttons, and Riley becomes happy.)
===Riley Andersen===
(0:30)
And we can kick a nerd-ologist back to a hotel with his sister in law
I'll leave ya smoked, no joke, when I break off your whole jaw
As my own personal way to stop your incessant talking cure
I'm optimistic of controlling you like I'm rocking some hypnosis
I may be young but I can still give a diagnosis to your neurosis
===Sigmund Freud===
(0:44)
The doctor is in, take a seat and we can begin with a game
Think you can triumph? Thought I was past issues with cocaine
Confidence is key, I'll use dialogue to keep you perfectly sane
And make you forget about the five minions living in your brain
Now let me analyse the structure of the lyrics you have spluttered
Tinker Bell in your head has you acting just like your dear mother
Cut through your toons, slice into Quarters the Head of their little commune
Your guards couldn't stop me, let me show your mind the moon
===Anger===
(1:07)
SERIOUSLY?!?!? CAN I JUST USE THE SWEAR WORD ALREADY?!?!
(Anger press some buttons, and Riley becomes angry.)
===Riley Andersen===
(1:09)
MORE DISGUSTING THAN BROCOLLI, OUR AIRPLANES AT THE READY
YOUR ONE GREAT HABIT KILLED YOU, SO PRESS YOUR LIBIDO
I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A STRAITJACKET TO FIT YOUR WHOLE EGO!!
===Sigmund Freud===
(1:18)
Mind your temper whilst I'm dishing a whole climate of opinion
And sign my papers to authorise treatment for your violent disposition
Do not worry, Andersens, I'm sure I can solve this thorough mess
But your child has a complex more confusing than that of Oedipus
===Disgust===
(1:29)
YUCK! Your theories about children are quite frankly perverted
(Disgust press some buttons, and Riley becomes disgusted.)
===Riley Andersen===
(1:30)
If those are your beliefs we know why your kids ended up introverted
Whilst you flirted with others and analysed little children's trauma
And concluded that, like you, they once tried to screw their momma
===Sigmund Freud===
(1:40)
So I freely associate the minds of children with their parents
That isn't unusual, in fact, in my patients it's just apparent
I'll put the foot downtown when you run off and try and hide her
Before I scare your ass into my hospital, like I'm a spider
===Fear===
(1:51)
NOT SPIDERS?!?! Man this guy has frighteningly bad banter
(Fear press some buttons, and Riley becomes scared.)
===Riley Andersen===
(1:54)
Well you've broken the Clause, taking advice from a Santa
Taking Jung to your lungs, your psychology is second rate
We guess that our raps scared you into submission, Czech mate
===Sigmund Freud===
(2:03)
Bing Bong! Crafting nonsense in a coalition of fakers?
You pretend to run away whilst I'm pioneering euthanasia
I've got a quota of patients to pull out of psycho comas
And you're talking to long, move away, like this rap was Minnesota
===Sadness===
(2:14)
We miss our hometown, all our friends and all the hockey
(Sandess press some buttons, and Riley becomes sad.)
===Riley Andersen===
(2:16)
You're another bossy busybody who's going to mock me
My raps may not be brilliant, but please don't make me cry
Or else I'll lose my temper and pull the plug on your rhymes
(The beat stops and Freud remains shocked in a similar manner to how Jim Henson remained shocked at Stan Lee's Mr. Hooper line.)
===Riley Andersen===
Ummm.....
===Sigmund Freud===
.....
(Joy takes control.)
===Joy===
Woah, I leave for a minute and this is how you all start acting
You need to sit and think about why you gotta be overreacting
(Joy makes Riley happy again.)
===Riley Andersen===
Let's put the past behind us, I'm sure you could be my friend
And you can live forever in my head on your own personality island
(Riley hugs Freud.)
===Sigmund Freud===
Huh, that was...really easy!
===Anger ===
I don’t thinks so!!!
(Anger press some buttons and Riley slaps Freud.)
===Sigmund Freud===
Ouch!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
(The logo becomes happy.)
RAP! YAY!
(The logo becomes angry.)
BATTLES!!! AUGH!!!
(The logo becomes disgusted.)
CARTOONS… EW!
(The logo becomes scared.)
VS- AHHH!!!
(The logo becomes sad.)
HISTORY… *sobs*
(The logo becomes normal.)
SEASON 2 COMING SOON!
==Hints==
"If I won't be in S2, I will tear the owner's limbs apart!" - Indominus Rex
"Ice Bear enjoys disses." - Ice Bear
"Cartoons vs History will be back!" - The Terminator
"This series shall bring justice!" - Light Yagami
==Navigation==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
Season 2: 	BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed 2 • L vs Sherlock Holmes • Bart Simpson vs Banksy • Richard the Lionheart vs Simba • Steve Jobs vs Seto Kaiba • Raven vs Poe • Wirt & Greg vs Lewis & Clark • Doraemon vs The Terminator • We Bare Bears vs The Three Bears • Ant-Man vs Atom Ant • Atticus Finch vs Harvey Birdman • Vladimir Lenin vs Lelouch vi Britannia • RoboCop vs Inspector Gadget • Black Panther vs Pink Panther • The Zodiac Killer vs Bill Cipher • Indominus Rex vs Littlefoot • Pitch Black vs Freddy Krueger • Jay Gatsby vs Pinkie Pie • Kenny vs Deadpool • Jason Voorhees vs Lazlo • Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter • Han Solo vs Spike Spiegel • Bambi vs Shaka Zulu • Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler
Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins