Happy Flag Day Part 2

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Happy Flag Day Part 2," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining flag and wind music. Matt interviews the American Flag, meets a professional flag handler, and negotiates a record deal. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show handing off responsibilities, but before Dillon leaves they play "Flag Day" by The Ham Council together, an annual tradition. They talk a little about their Flag Day traditions, and Matt talks about being the volunteer flag raiser for the Starbucks on Slaughter Lane. Dillon has booked a guest and leaves before the guest arrives. 
Matt is then quickly greeted by The American Flag, the original 52-star flag manufactured in Sandusky, OH. He was created in 1941 and hand-sewn by Gavin DeGraw – no relation to the singer. The American Flag also lobotomized DeGraw through the eye following his creation. The American Flag has moved around throughout the years and owns a home in Des Moines, IA. His pronouns are flag/flag. 
They get a call from The One Star, also known as the Texas State Flag. He is excited to talk about the recent flag reunion that happened in Austin, and confirms that all flags are cousins. 
The show is interrupted by Judith Sandusky, who claims to be The American Flag's handler. She is very upset with how dirty the flag looks – noting it's sepia tone look – and wants to take him back to Des Moines. She has been handling the flag for 47 years of her 82 year life and is the official keeper of the flag. Her son, Louis, was supposed to take on the role when she got older, but he's currently in Upstate New York "doing Lord knows what." 
Judith and The American Flag have lived in many small towns, including: 
* Kaputchi
* Lateradadoo
* Bazingville
* Razzle Ladazzle
* DeBooby
* Lafou
* Tachowsky
The American Flag wanted to come on the show to show off his new sound art, which is essentially just wind foley sounds. Judith is not excited about his new project, but Matt is intrigued. They soon get a call from Yancy Smitherson of the Record Sailing Association in the rich part of Martha's Vineyard. He is wearing two polos and wants to sign The American Flag to a record deal. Matt negotiates the deal and gets a hefty 22% percent of all future profits.
Before Judith and The American Flag leave town to go to Louisville, KY for a 120-person white woman book club, The American Flag sings a new song:
"Money Money Money
Cash Cash Cash
Green Green Green"
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
The American Flag
Judith Sandusky
The One Star
Yancy Smitherson
== Featured Music ==
The Ham Council - "Flag Day"
Cursive - "Flag and Family"
The Association - "Windy"
Black Flag - "TV Party"
Jimi Hendrix - "The Wind Cries Mary"
Lee Greenwood - "God Bless the USA"