Moshi Monsters: The Movie (Remastered)/Transcript

== Heading to The Moshling Community Center ==
Katsuma: Hey Poppet, I’ve got an important announcement.
Katsuma: The new Moshling Community Center is going to open today.
Katsuma: We got to tell all our friends.
Poppet: Okay, let's go!
(Katsuma and Poppet go to a place in Main street to find their friends)
Katsuma: Everyone, The new Moshling Community Center is going to open today.
Zommer: Wow.
Furi: That's nice.
Diavlos: Cool.
Luvlis: I can't wait.
Roary Scrawl: We should head on over their right now.
Katsuma: Yeah.
Roary Scrawl: I heard their is a new Rox Shushie.
Katsuma: What's in it?
Roary Scrawl: Well?
(Meanwhile Fishlips disguised as a Moshling hears what Roary Scrawl says)
Roary Scrawl: There's a golden bag full of boings, microwavable Oobla Doobla, Pan Pans, and tears from a blue Jeepers.
Katsuma: Let's go to Moshling Community Center.
(The gang head to the Moshling Community Center)
== Dr. Strangeglove’s Plan/The Doctor Will See You Now ==
(Fishlips heads to Dr. Strangeglove's lair)
Fishlips: Dr. Strangeglove!
Fishlips: Dr. Strangeglove!
Dr. Strangeglove: Yes Fishlips!
Fishlips: Their a new Moshling community center! 
FishLips: And they have new Rox slushies with a golden bag full of boings, microwavable Oobla Doobla, Pan Pans, and tears from a blue Jeepers.
Dr. Strangeglove: Oh, with those items, I could become powerful and steal and glump every Moshling!
Dr. Strangeglove: I'm so excited I could dance!
(Dr. Strangeglove tries to find a song to dance to)
News reporter: Can I just ask you... OMG is that crush Melvis?
(Changes the video)
Girl: Iggy have you eaten...
(Changes the video)
Zack Binspin: I'm falling head over heels
(Dr. Strangeglove dances to the song)
You wanna know how it feels?
Well come on baby and just call me and we'll be together
(Dr. Strangeglove turns off the music)
D. Strangeglove: Okay, with this machine, I will use those items to turn me into Mega Strangeglove!
Glump: Doc, let's go cause some trouble at the Moshiling Community Center)
Dr. StrangeGlove: (Laughs) Let the glumping commence!
(The Doctor will see you now plays)
Glumps: Glump, Glump, Glump, Glump
Glump, Glump, Glump, Glump
Man: The Doctor will see you now ... Mwah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaa!
Dr. Strangeglove: Sneaky, sly and shifty, let me introduce myself
I'm the Doctor they call Strangeglove, a hazard to your health
Dr. Strangeglove: I'm here to wreak some mayhem with my terrifying schemes
And Glump your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines!
Glumps: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove
Dr. Strangeglove: I'm Doctor Strange
Glumps: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, the one to be afraid of
Dr. Strangeglove: I'm Doctor Strange
Glumps: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove
Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strange
Dr. Strangeglove: I assume you think it's sinister to hold an ancient grudge
But understand it cost my hand, so don't be quick to judge
A Musky Husky mangled it and chewed it like a shoe
He thought it was some sausages so now this glove must do
Dr. Strangeglove: Don't impede my evil deeds or try to foil my plans
Even though I wear this glove I have some helping hands
So peek outside your window and check behind the door
Is Dr. Strangeglove lurking, or has he called before?
Glumps: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove
Dr. Strangeglove: I'm Doctor Strange
Glumps: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, the one to be afraid of
Dr. Strangeglove: I'm Doctor Strange
Glumps: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove
Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strange
Dr. Strangeglove: Let 'em have it, Fishlips!
(Instrumental Trombone)
Dr. Strangeglove: Blow harder, you spherical fool!
(Instrumental Trombone)
Dr. Strangeglove: I'll show those Super Moshis!
Dr. Strangeglove: Muhahahaha! Oh yes, nasty!
Dr. Strangeglove: Today Monstro City, tomorrow, the world, huhohahaa, the WORLD! HahahahahaHAA!
== Trouble at the Moshling Community Center ==
(The gang arrive at The Moshling Community Center)
Katsuma: Here we are!
Buster Bumblechops: Welcome to my new Moshling Community Center!
Buster Bumblechops: Are you ready to come inside?
All: Yes!
(Buster Bumblechops opens the doors)
(They all see The Moshling Community Center a mess)
All: (Gasps)
Buster Bumblechops: Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Buster Bumblechops: Oh my, oh my!
Buster Bumblechops: What's this, a dvd?
(Buster Bumblechops puts the dvd in the dvd player and turns on the Tv)
Dr. Strangeglove: Hello, Dr. Strangeglove here.
Dr. Strangeglove: Today, I will get four items called a golden bag full of boings, microwavable Oobla Doobla, Pan Pans, and tears from a blue Jeepers.
Dr. Strangeglove: Once I get those items, I will become Mega Strangeglove and steal every Moshling and turn them into glumps!
Dr. Strangeglove: See you in a few hours.
Poppet: Buster, where can we get these items?
Buster Bumblechops: Okay, a golden bag full of boings can be found on Captain Blue Feather's Island, microwavable Oobla Doobla can be found in the jungle of Captain Blue Feather's Island, Pam Pam can be found in the Land of Make Belive, and tears from a blue Jeepers can be found in Jollywood.
Kastuma: Let's go get those items.
Katsuma and Poppet: Bye!
All: Bye!
(Dr. Strangeglove watches Katsuma and Poppet head to Captain Blue Feather's Island)
Glumps: Uh oh boss, look like they are going to get those items first.
Dr. Strangeglove: Don't worry, I've got spies to stop them. (Laughs)
== Into the scary woods/ Sweet Tooth Stomp ==
(Katsuma and Poppet are walking in the scary woods)
(Katsuma finds a piece of Candy)
Katsuma: Should I eat it?
Poppet: Careful Katsuma, the journal says this area is extremely dangerous.
(Katsuma eats the candy)
Katsuma: It did not taste dangerous to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(They start falling)
(They slide down a really long slide)
(They end up stuck in candy)
Sweet Tooth: (Giggles) Look like your in one heck of a sticky situation.
Poppet: Oh no isn’t that…
Katsuma: … Sweet Tooth.
Sweet Tooth: Ain't life sweet!
Sweet Tooth: Hmmhmhmhm...YOW!
Let's go!
Course: Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Stomp to the beat
Here's a sweet candy treat
There's a new kinda baddie in town
Pink fluffy hair
with a mind-blowing stare
and a face like a maniac clown
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Goody goody gumdrops
Heat seekin' lollipops
Fizz bombs 'n' treacly goo
Lemonade grenades
Lotsa sherbert cavalcades
And a gobstoppin' bubblegum chew
Sweet Tooth: I'm gonna hit you with a volley
From my kaleidoscopic lolly...
WOOOOOW!
Course: Stomp to the beat
Here's a sweet candy treat
There's a new kinda baddie in town
Pink fluffy hair
with a mind-blowing stare
and a face like a maniac clown
Woohoo! Mmm, barfmallows!
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Sweet Tooth, HEY
Working for the man
Got a sugar-coated plan
and a lipsmackin' candybomb smile
Takin' over town
gonna bring the Moshis down
with a sassafrassy sugary smile
Sweet Tooth: 'Dealing rotten c-c-candy
That's my modus operandi!
WOOOOOW!
Course: Stomp to the beat
Here's a sweet candy treat
There's a new kinda baddie in town
Pink fluffy hair
with a mind-blowing stare
and a face like a maniac clown
Stop! Wonder why
You've got the urge to eat ten tons of pie?
Sweet Tooth: Well maybe you been hypnotised
Kaleidobopped and mesmerised
so run way faster
escape that swirling blaster!
Course: Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Sweet Tooth: Ain't life sweet!
Sweet Tooth: Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Stomp to the beat
Here's a sweet candy treat
There's a new kinda baddie in town
Pink fluffy hair
with a mind-blowing stare
and a face like a maniac clown
Goody goody gumdrops
Heat seekin' lollipops
Fizz bombs 'n' treacly goo
Lemonade grenades
Lotsa sherbert cavalcades
And a gobstoppin' bubblegum chew
Stomp to the beat
Here's a sweet candy treat
There's a new kinda baddie in town
Pink fluffy hair
with a mind-blowing stare
and a face like a maniac clown
Goody goody gumdrops
Heat seekin' lollipops
Fizz bombs 'n' treacly goo
(Katsuma Chops himself out of the candy)
Lemonade grenades
Lotsa sherbert cavalcades
And a gobstoppin' bubblegum chew
Sweet Tooth: I'm mad, bad and dangerous to slurp!
(Katsuma frees Poppet and they escape)
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
Ahaa~ shalalala
(The music stops)
== There’s no escape from Sweet Tooth ==
Sweet Tooth: Oh barthmellows, where are they going?
(There's no escape from sweet Tooth plays)
Sweet Tooth: Please keep your paws in the carriages at all time! (Laughs)
Singer: Running away from Sweet Tooth 
cos this candy critter's never gonna stop!
Singer: Running away from Sweet Tooth 
better hope your teeth and gums don't start to rot!
Course: Sha-la la!
Course: Sha-la la!
Dr. Strangeglove: Remember: let the orange catty thing escape!
Sweet Tooth: Roger and out!
(instrumental)
Course: Sha-la la!
Course: Sha-la la!
Singer: Let's keep away from Sweet Tooth 
or you'll wind up in a psychedelic chew!
Singer: There's no escape from Sweet Tooth 
when those sherbet cannons open fire on you!
Course: Sha-la la!
Course: Sha-la la!
Sweet Tooth: Ah! Toffee apples! (Screams)
(Katsuma and Poppet fall in the water)
== Meet Captain Bluefeather/ Poor Pirates ==
(Katsuma and Poppet land on a beach)
Katsuma: Poppet, are you okay.
Poppet: Yep.
Poppet: Look, there's Captain Bluefeather's ship.
Katsuma: Let's go get that golden bag full of boings.
(They walk and climb aboard Captain Bluefeather's ship)
Poppet: Hello, Captain Blue Feathers?
Poppet: I'm Poppet, and I'm wondering if we can have a golden bag full of boings.
(Captain Bluefeather appears)
Captain Bluefeather: Hello their, I'm Captain Bluefeather, and this is me island.
Captain Bluefeather: We're unloading our ship, and we can use your help.
Captain Bluefeather: But first, a song.
(Poor Pirates starts)
: Captain Bluefeather: Let me begin with a hearty ho-ho
: And a tale that nobody tells well
: I've not come all the way from En-C-I-N-O
: To be treated like sewage that smells
: I'm certainly not that surprised
: For this story is older than time
: Me peglegged piratin' brethren and I
: Are society's slug-ridden slime
: We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues
: With fire in our beards and our eyes
: There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows
: And it's soft as a baby's backside
: Some of us just want adventures
: The open-sea wind in our earrings
: Why are we constantly misunderstood?
: Don't you know pirates have feelings?
: Pirates: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
: Poor pirates
: Can't deny this simple truth
: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR!
: Captain Bluefeater: People too (too, too, too)
: Nice harmonies, mateys!
: Think of how harrrd we have had it (so hard)
: Out on ships there is not much to eat (not much to eat)
: And dentists hate pirate insurance! (yo ho no)
: Pirates: Which is why we've so many gold teeth
: (We've too many gold teeth)
:: Captain Bluefeater: Me laundry stays damp and me boots start to stink
:: And me fingernails filthy and dirty
:: Me internet loads unbelievably slow
:: Pirates: And me bedtime's around 7:30
::: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
::: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
::: Poor pirates
::: Can't deny this simple truth
::: We're poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
::: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
::: Poor pirates
::: Captain Bluefeater: Have it so much worse than you
::: Pirate 1: We've got pirate parades, to which nobody comes
::: Pirate 2: Captain Kidd hosts a marathon, but nobody runs
::: Pirate 3: Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion!
::: Pirate 4: But you think he gets credit for that? (NO!)
::: Pirate 5: Captain Bob Hook--no one knows his first name!
::: Pirate 6: And old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane
::: Captain Bluefeater: Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday
::: (Arr...) Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yarrrrrgh!
::: Pirates: We're poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
::: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR, Poor pirates
:: Can't deny this simple truth
:: Pirates are people too! (Can't deny that we're poor)
:: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
:: Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
:: Poor pirates
:: Can't deny this simple truth
:: That pirates, P-O-O-ARR
:: People too
:: Yo ho! Ha!
== Brain Games Ahoy ==
== Music Video Break/ The Missy Kix Dance ==
Voice: We'll be right back to your movie.
Course: Moshi Radio!
Radio Announcer: Hey their all you Monster and Moshling, your lisening to Moshi Radio, all the monster hits your ers can handle.
Radio Announcer: It's coming after ten minutes joing us live in the studio, is everybody's favorite super star, Missy Kix!
Missy Kix: Well hello.
Radio Announcer: Now Missy, we know you travled all the way from Moshimo city to be with us today, do you have anything to say to your fans?
Missy Kix: Oh sure I've got plenty to say, but hey, why don't I sing it insted?
Radio Announcer: Missy Kix, take it away!
Course: Moshi Radio!
(The Missy Kix dance plays)
Missy Kix: Are you ready for the show?
Shake your body to and fro
Clap your hands and feel the flow
Then spin around~
Missy Kix: Don't get flustered by the beat
Let the music guide your feet
Reconfigure then delete
Let's hit the street~
Missy Kix: Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
But I just wanna boogie, party and sing
Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
And guess what's in?
Missy Kix: Leader of the fashion pack
I'm pumping up the glam
But other acts just wanna throw their toys out of the pram
Missy Kix: Can you keep a secret, I'm a Moshi on a mission
I'm Missy Kix, the sassy secret agent slash musician!
Missy Kix: Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
But I just wanna boogie, party and sing (Ohooh~)
Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
And guess what's in?
Missy Kix: The Missy Kix Dance
Aa-ah aah, you gotta jump on in!
Aa-ah aah, the Missy Kix Dance!
Aa-ah aah, you gotta jump and spin
So jump right in, the Missy Kix dance!
Missy Kix: I'm a chic but deadly beauty
I'm a star that's set to stun
You can call me when you need me, I can be your number one
When danger comes a knockin' you'll know just who to ring
I'm Missy Kix, the undercover Moshi who can sing
Missy Kix:Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
But I just wanna boogie, party and sing (Ohooh~)
Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
And guess what's in?
Missy Kix: Are you ready for the show?
Shake your body to and fro
Clap your hands and feel the flow
Then spin around~
Missy Kix: Don't get flustered by the beat
Let the music guide your feet
Reconfigure then delete
Let's hit the stree-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Missy Kix: Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
But I just wanna boogie, party and sing (Ohooh~)
Every Moshi's talkin' about the latest thing
And guess what's in?
Missy Kix: The Missy Kix Dance
Aa-ah aah, you gotta jump on in!
Aa-ah aah, the Missy Kix Dance!
Aa-ah aah, you gotta jump and spin
So jump right in!
The Missy Kix 
The Missy Kix
The Missy Kix dance!
(Moshi-shi-shimo City!)
The Missy Kix dance!
(The song ends)
Voice: Now back to your movie.
== In to the jungle ==
Katsuma: This jungle is pretty scary.
Poppet: What's that?
Katsuma: IDK, let's go check it out.
(They go see what is over their)
Katsuma: It's a house.
Poppet: Why would somebody want to live here?
Katsuma: Let's ask them if they have any microwavable Oobla Doobla.
(Katsuma knows on the door)
Katsuma: Hello, anyone home?
Katsuma: No ones home.
Poppet: Let's keep going.
== The Grandpere/ Limbo ==
Katsuma: Poppet, can you read that sigh?
Poppet: Okay.
Poppet: Welcome to the village of the wooly blue hoodoos?
Katsuma: Can we go check out that light house and see if they have any microwavable Oobla Doobla?
Poppet: Sure.
(They walk to the light house)
(They go behind the light house and see a picnic table)
Katsuma: Hello, anyone home?
(A bunch of Wooly Blue Hoodoos come out and surround them)
Announcer Hoodoo: Introducing, the Grandpere!
(The Grandpere appears)
The Grandpere: It is I, The Grandpere.
Poppet: Hello Mr. Grandpere, can we have some microwavable Oobla Doobla?
The Grandpere: Sure, but challenge me to a limbo contest.
Announcer Hoodoo: Let the games begin!
(The Grandpere stoops under the limbo)
(Poppet stoops under the limbo)
Announcer Hoodoo: Round 2!
(The Grandpere stoops under the limbo)
(Poppet stoops under the limbo)
Announcer Hoodoo: Round 3!
(The Grandpere stoops under the limbo)
(Poppet stoops under the limbo)
Announcer Hoodoo: Round 4!
(The Grandpere stoops under the limbo)
(Poppet stoops under the limbo and breaks it)
Poppet: Sorry, I just couldn't stoop that low.
Announcer Hoodoo: Round 5! Last one.
(The Grandpere stoops under the limbo)
(Katsuma rolls under the limbo)
Announcer Hoodoo: And the winner is Katsuma and Poppet!
(The hodoos cheer)
Big Bad Bill: They did it!
Little Bad Bill: They did it!
Poppet: You did it Katsuma!
The Grandpere: Great job, here's your prize.
Katsuma: We got the second item, microwavable Oobla Doobla!
== On our way to the land of Make Believe ==
== The Land of Make Believe/Devlin ==
== Meet Jodi Platypus/ This is where I used to live ==
== On our way to Jollywood/Devlin trick Katsuma and Poppet ==
== Blusterland/ Bluster’s Song ==
== Opening the gate to Jollywood ==
== Meet Bobbi SingSong/ Welcome to Jollywood ==
== Back to Monstrocity/Kerfuffle ==
== Strangeglove steals the items/ Megs StrangeGlove ==
== The final battle ==
== We’re in this together ==