そして誰もいなくなって (Soshite Dare mo Inaku Natte)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
見せてあげましょう！ 	misete agemashou! 	Let me show you,
私の名推理 	watashi no mei-suiri 	my great deductive skills!
さあ 残虐な殺人犯 	saa zangyaku na satsujinhan 	Now, prepare to be caught,
覚悟しなさいな 	kakugo shinasai na 	Mr. Brutal Murderer!
 	 	
容疑者A・被害者の親友 	yougisha A higaisha no shin'yuu 	Suspect A: Victim's Friend.
恋人を奪われた恨みを持つ 	koibito o ubawareta urami o motsu 	He held a grudge against the victim because he stole his girlfriend.
うなじに刺青「派手な復讐」 	unaji ni irezumi "hade na fukushuu" 	On the nape of his neck, a tattoo says "Grand Revenge"
呆れるほど血のついた 	akireru hodo chi no tsuita 	And in his hand, a knife covered
ナイフを持ってた 	naifu o motteta 	in an absurd amount of blood.
 	 	
容疑者B・刃物の収集家 	yougisha B hamono no shuushuuka 	Suspect B: Knife Collector.
生肉を切ることに興味津々 	namaniku o kiru koto ni kyoumishinshin 	He holds great interest in cutting fresh meat.
「豚肉程度じゃもう満たされない」 	"butanikuteido ja mou mitasarenai" 	"Simple pork isn't enough to satisfy me anymore!"
食欲ではなさそうな 	shokuyoku de wa na sasou na 	He says drooling, but it doesn't seem
ヨダレが漏れる 	yodare ga moreru 	like it's because he's hungry!
 	 	
容疑者C・なぜか血まみれ 	yougisha C nazeka chimamire 	Suspect C: Covered in Blood for Some Reason.
どう見ても致死量以上の 	dou mite mo chishiryou ijou no 	An obviously greater than fatal amount of blood to lose.
水筒でゴクゴクいくそれも 	suitou de gokugoku iku sore mo 	And the stuff in his water bottle that he's chugging down,
赤いけどワインじゃないでしょ？ 	akai kedo wain ja nai desho? 	It looks red, but I doubt that's wine, right?
 	 	
容疑者D・快楽殺人鬼 	yougisha D kairaku satsujinki 	Suspect D: Sadistic Psychopath.
殺しから興奮を得るよ 	koroshi kara koufun o eru yo 	In other words, he feels pleasure from murdering people.
「誰でもいいわけじゃないから」 	"dare demo ii wake ja nai kara" 	"It's not like I'm fine with killing just anybody."
誰でもダメだよ 	dare demo dame da yo 	You shouldn't be killing anybody at all!
 	 	
見せてあげましょう！ 	misete agemashou! 	Let me show you,
私の名推理 でも 	watashi no mei-suiri demo 	my great deductive skills! But--
容疑者は足りてるけど 	yougisha wa tariteru kedo 	We have plenty of suspects,
被害者が足りない 	higaisha ga tarinai 	but not enough victims!
捕まえましょう！ 	tsukamaemashou! 	We'll catch them,
私の活躍で！でも 	watashi no katsuyaku de! demo 	as long as I'm helping! But--
一旦全員逮捕した方がいいよ 	ittan zen'in taiho shita hou ga ii yo 	It would probably be better if we just arrest them all right now instead.
 	 	
容疑者E・挙動が激不審 	yougisha E kyodou ga geki-fushin 	Suspect E: Super Suspicious Person.
不安げに語られるアリバイは 	fuange ni katarareru aribai wa 	The alibi he gave really nervously said:
「アイダホまで飛び家畜の血を吸ってた」 	"aidaho made tobi kachiku no chi o sutteta"	"I flew to Idaho, and sucked the blood out of some livestock!"
嘘つきではないのなら 	usotsuki de wa nai no nara 	If you aren't a blatant liar
UMAだよ 	UMA da yo 	then you must be some kind of cryptid.
 	 	
容疑者F・清らかな目の人 	yougisha F kiyoraka na me no hito 	Suspect F: Man with Extremely Innocent Eyes.
アフリカで学校を作ってるよ 	afurika de gakkou o tsukutteru yo 	Apparently building a school in Africa.
この並びだと逆に怪しい 	kono narabida to gyaku ni ayashii 	Considering all the other suspects, that makes him seem even more suspicious!
振り込め詐欺何回もやってそうだよ 	furikome sagi nankai mo yatte sou da yo 	He seems like the kind of guy that's secretly a repeat phone fraud offender.
 	 	
容疑者G・飢えたグリズリー 	yougisha G ueta gurizurii 	Suspect G: Starving Grizzly.
女将のペット・ホイップちゃん 	okami no petto hoippu chan 	She's the innkeeper's pet, Whip-chan.
新潟で起きた辛い事故で 	niigata de okita tsurai jiko de 	Apparently, in a tragic accident in Niigata City,
人の味覚えたらしいよ 	hito no aji oboetarashii yo 	she learned the taste of human flesh.
 	 	
容疑者H・快楽殺人鬼 	yougisha H kairaku satsujinki 	Suspect H: Sadistic Psychopath.
奇跡だよ二人もいるとは 	kiseki da yo futari mo iru to wa 	It must be a miracle. There are two of them.
一人目と意気投合 	hitorime to ikitougou 	He found a kindred spirit in the first one.
「誰でもいいよな！」 	"dare demo ii yo na!" 	"We're fine with killing anybody, right!?"
 	 	
見せてあげましょう！ 	misete agemashou! 	Let me show you,
私の名推理 でも 	watashi no mei-suiri demo 	my great deductive skills! But--
犯人は足りてるけど 	hannin wa tariteru kedo 	We have plenty of culprits,
事件が足りない 	jiken ga tarinai 	but not enough murders!
捕まえましょう！ 	tsukamaemashou! 	We'll catch them,
唯一のヒントは そう 	yuiitsu no hinto wa sou 	with our single lead! That's right,
ダイイングメッセージの 	daiingumesseeji no 	The dying message
鼻にホクロ 	hana ni hokuro 	that said "MOLE ON NOSE!"
全員にあるよ 	zen'in ni aru yo 	They all have one.
 	 	
女将が不安で泣いてるよ 	okami ga fuan de naiteru yo 	The innkeeper is crying, worried.
これじゃ趣味の拷問に集中できない 	kore ja shumi no goumon ni shuuchuu dekinai	With things like this, she can't focus on her torture hobby.
解ける気がしないけど 	tokeru ki ga shinai kedo 	I don't have the slightest hope in being able to solve this mystery,
とりあえず決め台詞 	toriaezu kime serifu 	but I'll say that famous line anyway!
 	 	
犯人はこの中にいる！ 	hannin wa kono naka ni iru! 	The culprit is one of you!
 	 	
揃いも揃って 	soroi mo sorotte 	Please don't look at me with that
「そりゃそうだ」って顔すな 	"sorya sou da" tte kao suna 	"you don't say" look on your faces in unison.
証拠は足りてるけど 	shouko wa tariteru kedo 	We have plenty of evidence,
死体が足りない 	shitai ga tarinai 	but not enough bodies!
捕まえましょう！ 	tsukamaemashou! 	We'll catch them,
私の活躍で なんと 	watashi no katsuyaku de nanto 	as long as I'm helping! Wait, what?
清らかな目の人が自首したよ 	kiyoraka na me no hito ga jishu shita yo 	The man with extremely innocent eyes turned himself in.
 	 	
殺人と振り込め詐欺で 	satsujin to furikome sagi de 	For the crimes of murder and phone fraud,
逮捕！一件落着！ 	taiho! ikken rakuchaku! 	he was arrested. Case closed!
 	 	
……他の人は何？ 	……hoka no hito wa nani? 	So what about all the others?
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