Mayhem Miller

"Don't buy KTFO...You can but *pause*... you're just a homo if you do." - Jason Miller
"It's like I have eye chlamydia." - Mayhem Miller.
"WFA? Whats that? I thought this was UFC...I quit" - Jason Miller, WFA post fight interview.
"Got too hyped and punted Jacare in his head Wanderlei Silva style." - Jason "Mayhem" Miller, tweeting about his "no contest" against Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza.
"I have retard strength."
"Ever since my old man told me how to "put up my dukes" I've been trying to rock someone's snot box." - Mayhem.
"I've got what it takes to be a certified ass kicker." - Mayhem Miller pre UFC 52.
“He’s going to beat the piss out of [Lyoto] Machida. Machida doesn’t even know what he’s got into. He’s going to find out within the first minute of that fight.” — Jason “Mayhem” Miller on his training partner Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou.
"My gameplan is top secret. It's been drawn up by warlords from West Africa. I have taken it via the internet." -Mayhem Miller.