SpongeBob Star Wars

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SpongeBob: Star Wars is a special created by Golfpecks256 and written by Golfpecks256, NatRox and supervised by SB29. It is a parody of the popular film, Star Wars (obviously) with the show's characters being Star Wars characters.
===Characters===
*SpongeBob - Luke Skywalker
**Sponge Skywalker
*Patrick - Han Solo
**Han Star
*Squidward - C-3PO 
**C-SquidPO
*Mr. Krabs - Obi Wan Kenobi 
**Krabs Wan Kenobi
*Plankton - Kylo Ren
**Kylo Plankton
*Man Ray - Darth Vader 
**Darth Ray
*Pearl - Princess Leia
**Pearl Leia
*Flats the Flounder - Chewbacca 
**Chewflatta
*Gary the Snail - R2-D2 
**R2-Gary
*Patchy the Pirate
*Potty the Parrot
*Yoda
*Hans
*Uncle Owen
*French narrator
*Jabba the Hutt
*Bounty Hunters
**Bounty Hunter #1
**Boba Fett
*Palpabubble
*Spot
*Stormtroopers
**Stormtrooper #287
**Stormtrooper #358
**Stormtrooper #10,000
==Synopsis==
When Plankton gets so angry after another failed attempt, he and Man Ray turn themselves into Kyle Plankton and Darth Ray to team up and build the galactic empire. Kylo Plankton is vindictive and desperate for the secret formula of the Krabby Patty, therefore he shoots the Krusty Krab with the anti-gravity gun until it flies off into space, out of control. SpongeBob and all of his friends, conveniently on the Krusty Krab, get sent into space, but they all get lightsabers and costumes thanks to Mr. Krabs' secret vault. It turns into a Star Wars dimension and SpongeBob turns into Sponge Skywalker and heads to Tatooine as well as everyone else to Rebellion headquarters. In space, Darth Ray (Man Ray with the help of Plankton) creates a anti-gravity gun, wanting to turn the moon into a death ray (known as the Death Star). Meanwhile, on the desert planet of Tatooine, Sponge Skywalker notices the Death Star and notifies the rebellion which then sends their master agent Han Star with Chewflatta to the Death Star in turn of retrieving the Death Star plans in hope of finding a weakness. Darth Ray plans to destroy the galaxy with his new death ray that can destroy a planet. With R2-Gary stolen by the galactic to store the plans, Death Ray destroying planets and the Krabby Patty formula at risk, can Sponge Skywalker and his friends stop the Galactic Empire before the end of time?!
===Production===
It was confirmed on August 18, 2017http://spongefan.wikia.com/wiki/SpongeBob_Star_Wars?oldid=337620. Although, it was originally planned to air on the Fanonia SpongeBobia on September 15, 2017 but was abandoned.  However, Golfpecks256 and NatRox are rebooting it, though the writing has not began for it as of now.  Production will resume after SpongeResort is finished being written and aired. 
*As of April 1, 2018, the plot has been reviewed and ordered, therefore the writing will begin shortly.
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Happy Star Wars Day!
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SpongeBob Star Wars
[Universal animation intro as well as setting starts in space with dramatic Star Wars tunes.]
Patchy the Pirate: Hey Kids! It's me, President of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fanclub, Patchy the Pirate!   Today I'm here with another  SpongeBob SquarePants TV movie! This time, in a complete different adventure! Can you guys guess what it is?
Potty the Parrot: [unamused.] It's Star Wars.
Patchy: Potty! Why'd you tell them! It was a test question!
Potty: More like a question just to earn you a nickel of pay!
Patchy: Hey Kids, hehe, don't mind Potty, he's a real fitther flapper at times. He should just be ignored.
Potty: I should say the same for you.
Patchy: If you don't mind, Potty, millions of fans want to watch the special instead of listen to your blabber, you feather brain!
Potty: If that's true then why did Nickelodeon hire you?
Patchy: I'm the special entertainment!  Now, roll the cartoon!
[Title card accompanied by music.]
Plankton: Ugh! Another failed attempt! Again!
Man Ray: Oh, don't feel sad, Plankton! Here, in my workshop, I built a special personality-inator and I've always liked  the amount of pure evil from this pop series I've watched called: Star Wars, and maybe we could succeed if we try their techniques!
Plankton: That's a genius idea!
Man Ray: 3, 2, 1...
[a huge boom is heard.]
Darth Ray: Looks like it worked! Although I have my doubts working with a tiny piece of gum.
Kylo Plankton: Come on Darth Ray! I'm not gum and I've spent my life in Bikini Bottom and all of my evilest schemes have been miserable failures!
Darth Ray: You know, we can rule the universe by forcing everyone on Earth to surrender to our twisted control of evil!
Kylo Plankton: You do realize Earth doesn't exist anymore, right?
Darth Ray: What? How?
Kylo Plankton: You already destroyed it, you simpleton!
Darth Ray: Oh, I just lied about destroying Earth. It's still out there. And I will find it!
[Scene zooms to the Krusty Krab.]
Squidward: SpongeBob! One order of a Krabby Patty, Kelp Fries, and a Krusty Shake to go!
SpongeBob: Comin' right up!
Mr. Krabs: Nice Work SpongeBob! I have this strange feeling though. Me eyes are twingin' and me back is tinglin!
SpongeBob: What kinda feeling..?
Mr. Krabs: I feel like we're being watched, or someone is hunting us down. But nah, probably just in me flimsy brain.
SpongeBob: Okay then. Whatever you say, bossman!
[Scene zooms back to Kylo Plankton]
Kylo Plankton: There it is, Ray! Earth, and the.. the.. Krusty Krab! BWAHAHAHAH! Give me that anti-gravity gun.
Darth Ray: Don't touch that, you fool!
Kylo Plankton: [aims at Krusty Krab, shoots.] Bam! There we go! Drat! I misfired! The Krusty Krab is floating off into space!
Darth Ray: Who cares about a stupid little formula?! What I care about is ruling the world!  [laughs evilly.]
Kyle Plankton: Destroying a planet will get you nowhere, you boob!
Darth Ray: You'll see! You'll all see...hehehehe.
[Scene goes back to Krusty Krab.]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! We're flyin' overboard!
Mr. Krabs: Eh, looks like we're in space, boyo!
SpongeBob: Look! It's a spacecraft!
Mr. Krabs: But not just any spacecraft! [flashbacks.]
Mr. Krabs: [in flashback.] Ah, Eugene, gonna watch Star Wars. Wait, what!? They want to destroy a planet?! That's crazy, I ain't watching this flick!
[flashback ends.]
Mr. Krabs: I know what this could mean! If something isn't done, we'll all lose our lives!  Our short, wet...
Squidward: ...miserable lives.
SpongeBob: AH! Well, what should we do?
Mr. Krabs: There's only one thing to do! [whispers] Star Wars!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
[star wars intro]
Narrator: [narrates]
Mr. Krabs: Here! Everyone, take these special clothing. They'll transfer you into Star Wars characters. [takes clothing from secret vault.] They'll also immediately transfer you into a Star Wars dimension, and you'll forget about Bikini Bottom unless you take the clothing off.
SpongeBob: Oh wow!  Neato! [puts on suit.]
Sponge Skywalker: Now, I am Sponge Skywalker!  [Laughs]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: As I said, I am Obi Wan Kenobi, Krabs version!
Pearl: Ew, dad.  That suit and belt is so 4000 years ago! May I have a more fashionable character?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Sure, honey! You can be...er...[Rips off a curtain from a window and hands it to pearl as a dress.] Princress Leia! [Mr. Krabs pronounces it Layer.]
Pearl Leia: Thanks.
Sandy: Oh Great! I'm a Star Wars rebel!
C-SquidPO: Wait! Why am I a robot?!
Sponge Skywalker: You're a droid!
C-SquidPO: Now I remember why I hate Star Wars!
R2-Gary: Meow.
Sponge Skywalker: Aw, even Gare Bear is a droid!
Han Star: And I... am Han Star!
Chewflatta: I'm Chewflatta [whispers.] A.K.A Flats.
Sponge Skywalker: Well, we're basically floating into outer space and I bet Darth Ray and the Galactic Empire are probably planning something diabolical!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: We should probably head to Tatooine so I can train you, Skywalker how to fight with Yoda and how to be a talented Jedi.
C-SquidPO: But how will we get there?
Han Star: SquidPO, have you really not watched any of the Star Wars films?
C-SquidPO: No! Star Wars is for those who choose to be the uncultured bags of society!
Han Star: Ah, I thought so. What you didn't know that I own a great grand spacecraft called "The Millennium Falcon."
[Han Star presses remote control and Millennium Falcon suddenly appears.]
Han Star: Anyone care for a ride to Tatooine?
Sponge Skywalker: Yes.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Yes.
C-SquidPO: No.
Han Star: Well too bad droid Squid! You're going with us!
C-SquidPO: What?!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: To the ship!
[everyone walks onboard the massive vehicle.]
Han Star: Alright, Chewy, initiate launch sequence.
Chewflatta: [growls.]
[Sound of engines starting can be heard. They zoom off at hyper-speed.]
Sponge Skywalker: So, where are we off to?
Han Star: Good ol' Tatooine!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Then young Sponge, I'll teach you a few tricks up my sleeve! You'll become an excellent rebel fighter!
Han Star: There it is! The Desert planet of Tatooine!
[♪ Mysterious music plays. ♪]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Here we are. Here's the plan. Solo, head to headquarters and see what your mission is. Skywalker, come with me. C-SquidPO & R2-Gary, follow me!
Sandy: I'll head to headquarters with Han too.
R2-Gary: Meow.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Here Lad! [looks at Sponge Skywalker.] Take this. [takes lightsaber out of bag and gives it to him.]
Sponge Skywalker: Oh yay! Our very own lightsabers!
[Sponge Skywalker swings around lightsaber and slices Han Star's head off.  His head regrows.]
Han Star: Yeah, I have something even better. A laser gun! [reveals Laser Gun.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Anyway, everyone to your stations!
[Scene zooms to Krabs Wan Kenobi's hut.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: So yeah Sponge! Some people know me as K. Kenobay which is a nickname. Some people also call me Ben Kenobi.
Sponge Skywalker: Interesting!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Anyways, I'd like you to meet my good master and friend, Yoda. [introduces Yoda.] Yoda, I'd like you to meet my good pal, Sponge Skywalker.
Yoda: Well, you look a bit short and Spongey, don't you young fella?
Sponge Skywalker: Well I wouldn't be talking if I were you as you're not any taller.
Yoda: Good point.
Sponge Skywalker: [Laughs.]
Yoda: I've been alive for 900 consecutive years, kid. Way longer than you, or what you ever will be.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [shouts.] Enough! Yoda, be a kind dear and show this kind-hearted Sponge how to be a warrior of the Jedi!
Yoda: It takes a lot of practice, you see....
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Indeed! Also, don't mind that Squid guy over there!
C-SquidPO: Uh, do I know you?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Uh.. yes?
Yoda: [looks at Sponge Skywalker.] Have you ever used a Lightsaber before, lad?
Sponge Skywalker: No, I just use sticks before.
Yoda: [points at his own posture.] This is the posture when you hold one, be careful with it, it's a weapon. Use it on the enemy, and be careful not to accidentally swing it on yourself. The surface of it is scorching hot and it will burn terribly like hot sauce on your tongue!
Sponge Skywalker: Interesting observation!
Yoda: Now, young squire! The importance of being a Jedi is not just lightsabers, it's techniques.
Sponge Skywalker: It is?
Yoda:' Yes! It indeed is!
Sponge Skywalker: Oh okay!
Yoda: Here! [gives telescope.]
Sponge Skywalker: Oh, I can see space!
Yoda: Of course you can! It's a telescope!
Sponge Skywalker: I can see the moon, the stars, the two suns on Tatooine which is a unique planet, and a- a... oh my! What's that!
Yoda: [looks through telescope] Oh! That's a Star Destroyer! Better notify the rebellion immediately. [pulls out walkie-talkie.] Roger! Commander, there's a huge Star ship that can potentially destroy and cause havoc on your planet. Please notify your agents to look further into this.
Hans: Got it.
[scene transitions to Han Star with Sandy.]
Sandy: So, what's the plan when we get there?
Han Star: Don't worry, our major will do all the explaining. I'll do all the driving. [winks.] Also, you can call me Han Solo if you want.
[Han Star lands the spacecraft smoothly on the airstrip and everyone gets out and walks towards the entrance.]
Han Star: Greetings Major!
Hans: Yes, I am a hand but I'm major. If you haven't already noticed, for your convenience, Darth Ray and his Empire are constructing a dangerous weapon.
Han Star: What's the weapon called?
Hans: The Name is just pure evil, it hurts my own tongue! It's, the Death Star!
Han Star: Woah!
Hans: So, [whispers.] Here's the plan! Han, you and Chewflatta should head on the millennium falcon and retrieve the plans. They're crucial s we can put a stop to their diabolical actions before it's too late! Sandy, you can go to Mos Eisley and relax before your next mission. Sounds good?
Han & Sandy: Yep!
[Chewflatta growls.]
[Scene transfers to Jabba-the Hutt's lair.]
Jabba the Hutt: [speaks to his bounty hunters.] Alright men! Look! I'm not sure if you didn't already know, a smuggler and Rebel by the name of Han Solo failed to repay the cargo I lost! Plus, I've heard he's trying to stop the Galactic from unleashing their master plan! And I'm a fan of 'em! Therefore, I have some punishment in store for him, I want you all to hunt him down!
Bounty Hunter #1: Where is he exactly?
Jabba the Hutt: Why I don't know! He could be anywhere! Just capture him! Otherwise, he'll ruin the Galactic's plans and I need revenge on him for losing my goods! Plus, if the Galactic falls, the Hutt Clan and council falls! So find him and bring him back! Also, according to his ID profile, he's actually "Han Solo Star," meaning "Solo" as a middle name. Eh, what's the difference? Just find him!
Bounty Hunters: You got it!
Boba Fett: Actually, I've seen Han! I saw him at the Mos Eisley Spaceport, I think he was heading towards the Millennium Falcon!
Jabba the Hutt: Well? Go follow him! Don't just sit around like a pig! You all have legs! So go, my men! Go find him!  Don't sit around like blobs![points at the lair door and the men exit.]
[Jabba looks down and realizes he is a blob.]
[Scene transfers to the Death Star]
Kylo Plankton: Darth Ray! Do you think Emperor Palpabubble will agree with the plans?
Darth Ray: Sure he will. He's just a dirty looking bubble. I can easily pop him if he doesn't.
Kylo Plankton: Good point. However, the Rebel alliance is still strong and sources tell us that they're coming after us!
Darth Ray: Eh, nothing to worry about really. I received a call from an old friend of mine, Jabba, he said he sent troops down below in Tatooine to search the perimeter and Mos Eisley for Han Solo.
Kylo Plankton: Well, they're looking in the wrong place you moron! He's already left the spaceport in Mos Eisley!
Darth Ray: And.. nobody's gonna stop him?!
Kylo Plankton: Well, it's a good thing I attached a tractor beam to the Death Star for defense against enemy spacecrafts. However, I still have to troubleshoot it first!
Darth Ray: Ugh. First let's consult, Palpabubble, then we'll discuss the future plans, m'kay?
Kylo Plankton: Fine!
[Scene zooms back to Kenobi's Hutt.]
Yoda: Now, Sponge, you can be a real Jedi!
Sponge Skywalker: Great! Did I graduate from training camp now?
Yoda: Not quite. There's one thing I forgot to explain and tell you.
Sponge Skywalker: What's that?
Yoda: It's, "the force!"
Sponge Skywalker: What's "the force!"?
Yoda: Sonny boy, have you ever heard of the phrase, "may the force be with you?" [starts giggling.]
Sponge Skywalker: Yeah, I've heard it on a cereal commercial, but never really thought about what it meant.
Yoda: The force can be dangerous, but useful at times.
Sponge Skywalker:  With great power comes great responsibility!
Yoda:  Wrong franchise, dope!
Sponge Skywalker: But what does it do?
Yoda: [uses force to life Sponge] I can lift you up and place you down. Wanna know why?
Sponge Skywalker: Woah, that's so weird! How and why?
Yoda: I have an answer that answers all of your miniature questions that need answers. The answer is; The force! Every Jedi has some force, and I'm full of force. Darth Ray also has access to the force which can be risky if you go to battle against him. So be careful!  Sushi isn't on the menu today, Spongey Boy!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Sorry to intervene, but please only use the force if it's absolutely needed. Otherwise, it'd violate the Jedi force ownership policy.
Sponge Skywalker: Oh, I see.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Never use it for anything bad!
Sponge Skywalker: Aw, so I can't use it to flip patties?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [yells and nudges forward.] I'm being serious!
Sponge Skywalker: [backs down.] Okay, okay! Geez, calm down old man! I was only joking!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: I'm not old!
Sponge & Yoda: Actually.., you kinda are.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Oh whatever! Nevermind that! Sponge, the day is almost over and I'm not lettin' ye stay here in me Hutt. No space, and I don't let guests stay for free. I'm a little low on cash these days and my little hoedown restaurant in Mos Eisley is earning me the last few pennies! You can check it out though now if you'd like! It's usually active in the evening.
Sponge Skywalker: Thanks for the offer but I'm staying with Uncle Owen as you perhaps might know. He's strict on the times I have to head home. I guess I can ask him if we can go tonight but I can't make any promises.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Where'd ya live, laddy? Maybe I can walk with ye and ask?
Sponge Skywalker: Um, not far. About a 5 minute walk.  Or hobble in your case. [Laughs.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: C'mon then! Let's go!
Yoda: Hmm, should I tag along?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Sure. Why not?
Patchy: Hey, you kids enjoyin' the special? I locked that pipsqueak Potty in a cage over there!  
Potty: Who ya calling Pipsqueak, you old bag of bones!
Patchy: Kids, don't mind Potty. He doesn't deserve any attention. Just a feathery rat with wings.
Potty: You shouldn't call me what your gramma calls you!
Patchy: Now, lemme tell me SpongeBob tale.  He's havin' a relaxin' evenin' with Uncle Owen.  This reminds me of a time I was with my Aunt Frank, and we were eatin' some carrot chips and~
Potty: Oh, Patchy, roll, the film already! These kids have better lives than you!
Patchy: Oh fine! Onto the cartoon!
[Scene transitions to Uncle Owen's hut.]
Uncle Owen: You can go but promise not to be too disruptive.  I can't remember the last time I let you go out and you didn't cause an explosion.  Go on.
Sponge Skywalker: Yay!
Uncle Owen: Oh, how about I go with you guys?
Sponge Skywalker: [unamused.] Aw! Why'd you have to ruin everything!
Uncle Owen: I have to go to make sure you don't run into trouble, young spongey-man!
Sponge Skywalker: Oh whatever!
Uncle Owen: Everyone, let's take this old hover car.
[Everyone gets on amused.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Wow. Never thought modern technology could really be that useful.
Uncle Owen: Everyone buckle up!
Yoda: Kenobi, it isn't. I'd rather walk barefoot. But I'll hitch a ride as I don't want to get lost.
[They start traveling to Mos Eisley.]
Uncle Owen: Where do you have planned to go in Mos Eisley?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: We're gonna stop by the theatre area. I heard there's gonna be a performance.
Uncle Owen: Okay.
Sponge Skywalker: It'll be great entertainment so I'm  guessing a lot many people are gonna see it!
Uncle Owen: Yep, and.. here we are! [points to a sign.] We're now in Mos Eisley. The theatre is right over there so I'll park right here.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Okay, let's go.
Yoda: Ah, the nice breeze. It feels so good!
Uncle Owen: [opens door.] According to this promotional flyer, it says a man called Frenchy will perform.
Sandy: Hi guys!
Sponge Skywalker: Sandy! I never knew you were gonna show up!
Sandy: Yep. Hans the talking hand sent Han Star and Chewflatta to the Death Star to retrieve the plans.
[Audience starts clapping.]
Sandy: Oh Great! The show's about to start!
French narrator: Greetings fellow Bikini Bottomites! It is me! Frenchy! A.k.a, the French narrator. I will be narrating the performance.
Sponge Skywalker: [starts to giggle.] I think this will be the best part!
French narrator: Let me invite the practical jokers who will both tell the best joke in the history of jokes!
Practical jokers together: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Everyone: Why?
Practical jokers: To get to the other side!
Sponge Skywalker: Boo! That was trash!
French narrator: Our next performance is.... Bubbles the dolphin!
Bubbles: Yep, bubbles is the name! [winks at crowd.] Today, I am one of the most powerful magicians in the world! Right, in my hat [holds hat.], will appear some sea bunnies. Hazzzzaaaa! [sea bunnies come flying out.]
Crowd: [round of applause is heard.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: By the way, if y'all didn't know already, this is my restaurant diner that has a theatre.
Sponge Skywalker: Cool. Although it's getting late. Gettin' kinda tired.
[Scene zooms to Darth Ray who walks into Palpabubble's lair.]
Darth Ray: Greetings Emperor!
Palpabubble: Greetings my companion! What can I do for ya?
Darth Ray: Kylo Plankton stated he constructed a tractor beam for us on the Death Star. I also received news that Han Star and Chewflatta are on their way here.
Palpabubble: Jabba the Hutt was actually looking for Han. Maybe we'll do him a favor by catching Han and then bring him to Jabba.
Darth Ray: The only problem is.. we don't know where Han will land! There are many landing stations. We won't know which one. And.. the tractor beam is malfunctioning, unfortunately so we had to turn it off.
Palpabubble: Nevermind that. Just make sure Han doesn't succeed his mission.
Darth Ray: 'kay.
[Scene zooms back to bar.]
French narrator: And the Italian concertina was our last performance of ze' show. Please exit on the left, merci.
[Frenchy goes to the exit and says goodbye to everyone in French.]
Sponge Skywalker: [walks out door.] Thanks frenchy!
French narrator: No, Thank you miseur for coming!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: You're welcome! By the way, I own the place so git!
Sponge Skywalker: [points.] Hey! Look over there! It's Old Man Jenkins!
Old Man Starkins: I ain't Old Man Jenkins, I'm Old Man Starkins!
Sponge Skywalker: [unamused.] Same thing.
Uncle Owen: C'mon guys! It's 10:03 PM! How about we all get some shut-eye?
Yoda: [yawning.] Agreed. I honestly don't have time for dilly-dallying! Let's get a move on!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: I'm actually gonna walk home with Yoda. Later dogs.
Sponge Skywalker: Later bro.
[Scene transfers to aboard the millennium falcon with Han Star.]
Han Star: Looks like they're after me. I just received a warning from Hans. Better stay alert, chewy.
Chewflatta: [growls.]
Han Star: Ah, there's the Death Star. And we're in luck! The tractor beam seems to be broken, ha ha! I'll land in landing pad 3B-04 and then we shall continue our mission aboard the Death Star.
[Star lands the spaceship on the landing pad then gets out with Chewflatta quietly not to disturb or alert the stormtroopers.]
Han Star: Be careful chewy! We're entering enemy territory!
Chewflatta: [growls loudly.]
[The enemy heard the growl and starting heading towards Han and a Chewflatta.]
Han Star: Chewflatta, hide!
[Chewflatta runs away and Han gets captured.]
Han Star: Let me go you headless goat!
[The stormtroopers bring him to an empty room, and traps him there.]
Han Star: [shouts.] Let me out! You're diabolical mate!
Stormtrooper #1: [speaks into walkie-talkie.] Ray, we've got him.
Darth Ray: Excellent! Now, tonight, I shall deliver him personally to old lad Jabba the hutt but for now, I have some important meetings to tend to. Ray out.
[The stormtroopers walk out of the room leaving the door locked. The keys of the room were given to Ray and kept in a secret compartment in the area.]
Han Star: [uses watch as walkie-talkie.] Chewflatta!
Chewflatta: [listens to watch.]
Han Star: [whispers.] Now, as quiet as you possibly can, please come to capture room 305. But first, you must retrieve the keys.
Chewflatta: [growls confusingly.]
Han Star: The keys are in an underwater compartment full of dark force. Get them, and come to the capture room, and unlock the door.
Chewflatta: [nods.]
[Chewflatta walks through hallways, through staircases, he avoids a group of stormtroopers discussing important events, and eventually makes it to the tank of water. He heads in slowly. There's a sea monster that confronts him. He has had experiences like this before and knows how to handle it. He throws a hoagie and the monster follows it leaving space for chewie to quickly grab the key and swim out, shut the door and return to Han Star.]
Chewflatta: [inserts key & turns knob.] [growls with joy.]
Han Star: Aw, my chewie! Quickly, let's get the Death Star plans and get outta here!
Chewflatta: [growls and follows Star.]
Han Star: Quickly! This way!
[They both run towards a room with lasers but Han inserts a piece of metal extremely hot that burns the system controls removing all the lasers. Han takes the Death Star plans CD but the alarm sounds.]
Han Star: Quickly! Back to the ship!
[They run back to the ship until they were confronted by Kylo Plankton.]
Kylo Plankton: Stop right there!
[Chewflatta steps on Plankton's leg.]
Kylo Plankton: [screams.] MY LEG! Stop, and feel the rays of my lightsaber!
[Chewie grabs Plankton and throws him away in the garbage and then runs away.]
Kylo Plankton: [in the trash can.] Hey!
Han Star: C'mon! [enters ship.] With the alarm sounded, anything could happen!
[Chewie and Han get onboard and starts lift-off.]
Stormtrooper #287: There they are! The rebels are escaping!
Stormtrooper #358: Stop the ship.
[The stormtroopers run to try and shoot the canon at the ship but it was too late.]
Stormtrooper #10,000: Darn it!
Han Star: [inside the Millennium Falcon.] Hooray! That was lucky! And with the Death Star plans, our mission is done!
Chewflatta: [growls with content!]
Han Star: Uh oh. We'd better put hyper speed.
[Han turns up the controls and they're blasted back to Tatooine.]
Han Star: [opens latch and gets off ship.] Ah, that was a close one!
Chewflatta: [growls.]
Han Star: Now that's over, let's-
Boba Fett: Stop right there!
Han Star: Who the heck are you?
Bounty Hunters: We are the Bounty Hunters! We were hired by Jabba the Hutt to capture you so you're comin' with us!
Han Star: What?!
[Bounty Hunters tie up Han Star and Chewflatta and carry them back to the base.]
Han Star: [into watch.] Help!
[Scene transfers to Rebellion headquarters.]
Hans: Sandy, Han has been captured! We need you and Leia to go rescue him! Also, the Galactic located our base here so we must flee and temporarily relocate to Hoth.
Sandy: Okay first! Where's Pearl Leia?
Hans: Oh, she's with Kenobi in his hut. Go there, get her and head off to rescues Han! We need the Death Star plans before Jabba destroys them!
Sandy: Yes but two people may not be enough! May I take Skywalker?
Hans: Eh, why not? Now, hurry! Before it's too late!
Sandy: You got it, sir!
[Sandy rushes in a hover craft down and grabs up Kenobi, Leia and Skywalker and immediately flies off.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [angrily.] So what's the big idea!
Sandy: We shall rescue Han!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [unamused.] Oh, Han is fine! Don't worry about it! He's had years of training, he's a skilled warrior! Plus, he's at the Death Star right now retrieving the plans.
Sandy: Uh, that was a while ago. He was captured when landing in Tatooine a few hours ago. Jabba's men took him to the palace in which Jabba lives in. We must rescue him and get the plans!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [shocked.] Oh gosh! Hurry then!
Pearl Leia: Wait, why did you grab me?! Two men and you are enough to rescue Han.
Sandy: No, you don't understand. Here's the plan, Kenobi and I will go free Han. Skywalker, you fight off the guards and Leia, you make sure Jabba doesn't know we're in his palace. Sounds good?
Pearl Leia: Umm, yeah I guess.
Sandy: Alright.
[Sandy propels forward and after a few minutes, they arrive at the palace and creep inside.]
Sandy: [points.] There he is! Oh my! They got Chewie too! We've gotta save them!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Everyone got yer weapons?
Sponge Skywalker, Pearl Leia, & Sandy: Yep!
[Sponge Skywalker steps out of the shadows and starts charging towards the guards. While the guards were distracted, Sandy and Kenobi crept quietly and melted the metal bars that held Han and Chewie in place using a lightsaber. Then Jabba hears the noise from another room and sneaks to see what's happening. He sneaks behind Sandy and Kenobi about to strike but then, something remarkable happens.]
Pearl Leia: Guys, look out! Behind you!
[As Jabba swings an arm at them, it's in slow-motion. Then Pearl jumps from behind and grabs Jabba in the neck.]
Jabba the-Hutt: Who dares touch me?!
Pearl Leia: Leave my friends alone!
Jabba the-Hutt: [struggling.] You don't understand! Han used to work for me and was supposed to delivered some of my goods. He dropped them in space and now, to punish him, I must sentence him to death along with the Wookiee over to his right.
Pearl Leia: Oh no you won't! Not unless I put you to death first!
Jabba the-Hutt: [still struggles.] Never! Let me go you blubbering porpoise!
Sandy: Yeah Pearl! Knock his head in!
Jabba the-Hutt: Quiet beaver!
[Pearl has a rope in her pocket and raps it around Jabba's neck, then tightens it, choking and suffocating him until she strangled him to death.]
Jabba the-Hutt: [Jabba's last words.] Hope!
[They get Han and Chewie free and run outside into the vehicle. They fly off leaving the guards behind in defeat.]
Sponge Skywalker: Aw, welcome back Han!
Han Star: No time for the welcome wagon! We need to deliver these plans immediately to headquarters!
Chewie: [nods in agreement.]
Sandy: Uh.. Han.
Han Star: Yes?
Sandy: We're gonna have to travel to Hoth. You do know that, right?
Han Star: No. Wait, what for? Why?
Sandy: Headquarters got temporarily relocated due to the Galactic locating HQ. We had to flee to prevent any conflicts at the base which could cause even more damage!
Han Star: Yeah. Alright, let's take the Millennium Falcon then to Hoth.
Sandy: So, Where is the Millennium Falcon exactly?
Han Star: Oh, sorry to break this to you but- we landed in the middle of nowhere and we got kidnapped instantly so we don't remember the exact location.
Sandy: Oh, then we can just use the MF tracker. According to it, the Falcon is right over there. [points.] It's buried though. We all have to dig it up, and head to Hoth.
[Everyone gets a shovel and starts digging the spacecraft out of the hot sand.]
Han Star: WoW. She's still ready to fly! Everyone get onboard!
Sponge Skywalker: Aye aye! Captain!
Han Star: We're goin' in hyper-speed. Everyone buckle up!
[commercial break.]
Patchy: Oh hey kids!  Me and Potty were just havin' a saber duel!  Hehe! [slices Potty's strings and Potty falls on the ground.] The only thing about Hoth is.. that it houses.. the.. the.. THE... Abominable snow mollusk!
Potty: Yeah, I wish that monster could come and eat you.
Patchy: INFERNAL BIRD!  Shut your yaps, or I'm gonna have me some chicken wings!
Potty: Good thing I'm not a chicken, old man!
Patchy: WELL ATLEAST I ACCEPT MY AGE!!!
Potty: Yeah I thought so.
Patchy: Well....erg... at least I'm better than you at chess!  Nobody can beat a middle-aged man dressed up like a pirate in a fair game 'o chess!
Potty: Hm...really?  I'll show you up, old man!
Patchy: Well, you guess what? I don't have a chess board, and you don't have fingers!
Potty: Let's play tic-tac-toe, OLD MAN!
Patchy: STOP SAYIN' THAT!!!
Patchy: Tick-tac [plays.]
Potty: Toe! [wins the game.]
Patchy: Oh please? That ain't fair! Let's play again., and I'll win this time!
French narrator: [time card.] Four hundred pathetic games later....
Potty: Another win for me, hehe. [grunts.]
Patchy: Eh, why don't you kids continue watching the special while I show this cantankerous canary what I'm made of!  hehe.
Han Star: There it is guys.... Hoth! Home of the abominable snow mollusk!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: I was afraid 'a that.
Sponge Skywalker: Wait a second! Where's Squidward and Gary? Err.. I meant C-SquidPO & R2-Gary?!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Oh don't worry. Yoda 'ill take care of 'em.
[Scene transitions to Yoda.]
Yoda: I'll never take care you!
C-SquidPO: Why? Cause you're scared?
Yoda: No!
[While Yoda was bubbling and faffing with C-SquidPO, a stormtrooper sneaks in and steals R2-Gary unnoticed. But when the engines start and make a loud noise, Yoda realizes. He tries to follow them and catch them but they get away.]
Yoda: Aw, look what you've done!
C-SquidPO: Oh I've done nothing! You were the one who talks too much, blabbermouth! Zip it, zippee!
Yoda: Eh, you're no use either! I'm going away, so long piece of junk!
C-SquidPO: See ya later, you stupid green bag of bones!
[Scene transition back to the icy planet of Hoth and Skywalker and his friends step out of the spacecraft and wander through the snow in a blizzard....]
Sponge Skywalker: This isn't lookin' too good, guys!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Yer right!
[Suddenly, they hear a familiar sound, coming from a massive cave right next to them.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [holds grin.] I know that sound anywhere! It can only mean one thing!
Han Star: The new nachos came out from the Sea Chicken Shack?!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: No! Get a brain, Han! Now I remember why should've given the role of "Han Solo" to SpongeBob! Nevermind, anyway. It can only mean one thing.. the abominable snow mollusk!
[Furry hand reaches out and grabs Sponge Skywalker.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: MEE BOYOOO!!!  I'm comin' for ya, Sponge Walk!
Sponge Skywalker [inside cave]: It's Skywalker, sir.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: What ever!
[Krabs slices through the monsters arm, and Sponge Skywalker sprays ketchup all over where the arm was chopped.  The monster falls on the ground, trying to reconnect it's arm.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: C'mon, let's go boy.
[They all walk off, away from the cave.]
[BUBBLE WIPE] 
[Shot of Hoth base, slowly zooming in on it.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: So what's the plan, Pearly?
Pearl Leia: How did I get here?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Plot convenience!
Pearl Leia: Well anyways, we have to destroy the empire!  Any ideas, Sponge?
Sponge Skywalker: Um...let's see...did you ask nicely?
Pearl Leia: Anyways, I think we should~
[She is interuppted by a phone call.]
Pearl Leia: Hold on, I should take this.
[Phone noise between Leia and the caller.]
Pearl Leia: Oh, it's this guy called...um...Lob...oh?
Han Star: I know him from college!
Everyone: You went to college?
Kylo Plankton [from Probe Droid]: I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!
Sponge Skywalker: What wuzzat!?
Kylo Plankton: Nothin'! 
[beeping sound, and the droid self-destructs.]
Han Star: Anyways, let's go see Lobsto!
[BUBBLE WIPE]
Patchy: Oh, hey kids!  I'm just showin' Potty here me spaceship!
Potty: Or atleast his sad attempt at building one.
Patchy: Someone named Potty has no right to insult anything!
Potty: A sad middle aged man who names a parrot Potty has no right to say that someone has no right to insult someone.
Patchy: Ugh, just look at me model Falcon!  I made it me self outta toothpaste and toothpicks!
Potty: Used toothpicks?
Patchy: I spared no expense this time, Potty.  Of course they're used!
Potty: Yeah that's what I figured.
Patchy: You'll never guess what I used to paint it!
Potty: You're right.
[Awkward Silence]
Patchy: Just roll the film.
[BUBBLE WIPE]
Han Star: Hey, buddy!
Lobsto: Heya!
[Han and Lobsto chest bump]
Lobsto: Hey, Han.  I've got something to show you.
Han Star: OK
[They both go through some ominous looking doors.]
Sponge Skywalker: There's some pretty nice stuff here in cloud city.
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Cut the exposition, boyo.  I sense somethin's off here.
Sponge Skywalker: Is it your fly?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: No!  I feel the presense of...the Empire.
Sponge Skywalker: What's an Empire?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: The Empire is a dastardly group heck-bent on destroying the galaxy to re-shape in in their own image.
Sponge Skywalker: That's not very~
Han Star [from inside room]: Ahhhh!
Sponge Skywalker: Flappin' flounders!  What's that?
[Everyone bursts into the room where Han and Lobsto are.]
Kylo Plankton: Lower him into the chocolate!
Han Star [being lowered into the chocolate vat]: AHHHHhh!!  NOOO!!!
[Han is completely submerged in chocolate, and when he is risen, he is completely frozen in it.]
Darth Ray: Now nobody lays in our way!
Sponge Skywalker: Except us!
Darth Ray: Ah yes, thanks for pointing that out!
[Darth Ray whips out his saber and tackles Sponge.]
Sponge Skywalker: Not so fast! [Takes out Lightsaber.]
[They both begin hacking and slashing at eachother, until SpongeBob is just barely standing on the edge of the vat of chocolate.]
Darth Ray: Sponge, I'm not your father!
Sponge Skywalker: NOOOOO!!!
[Darth Ray rears back and chops Sponge's hand off.]
Sponge Skywalker: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
[SpongeBob grows another arm, and it pops right back.]
Sponge Skywalker: [laughs] Oh yeah.
Darth Ray: AUGH! [kicks SpongeBob out of the room, sending him falling from the sky.] See ya next fall! Bwoohahahahaha!
Sponge Skywalker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [breathes] AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[A ship flies under Sponge and catches him out of the air.] 
[Sponge slithers into the inside of the ship.]
Sponge Skywalker: Squid!  Ya did it!
C-SquidPO: Gary made me do it.
R2-Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Let's go save our friends!
[Scene transitions to Darth Ray cornering his friends.]
Darth Ray: I'm gonna enjoy ripping you all to shreds one by one!
Kylo Plankton: For once YOU'LL be the ones to be crushed under defeat!
[Ship rams through the wall and crushes Kylo Plankton.]
Kylo Plankton: MY LEG!!!
Darth Ray: No matter!  I'll still destroy ever last one of you!
[Sponge Skywalker leaps out of the ship and chops Ray's head off.]
Darth Ray: Fools.
[Sponge and gang run out of Cloud City, with Lobsto carrying Han behind.]
[BUBBLE TRANSITION]
Patchy: Wow, kids!  They sure on a rivetting adventure, eh?
Potty:  Seriously old man!?  The writers couldn't even do the right names.
Patchy: It's called creativity, Potty.
Potty: That would be like me calling you...well...pirate guy.
Patchy: What a splendid idea, Potty!
Potty: Kill me now.
Patchy: Now c'mon, Potty!  Is that what you wanna show the kids?  
Potty: Well you're showing them a lost eye, leg, and hand.  Carelessness.
Patchy: I only lost me eye because of the incident with the napkin.  Me and Ronald don't talk anymore.
Potty: Way'ta be vague.
Patchy: SHHH!  Now, let's open some fan-mail, shall we?
[Patchy grabs a letter, and when he opens it, a bomb pops out.]
Patchy: I SAID WE WEREN'T DOIN' THIS GAG!!!
[The bomb explodes, creating an explosion transition.]
Sponge Skywalker: We need a way to free Han!
[Han, in his chocolate shell, begins wiggling, until it is revealed that he's eating through the chocolate.]
Sponge Skywalker: Well that's one less thing to worry about.  Now, what about Emperor Palpabubble and the Death Star?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: You got a pencil?
Sponge Skywalker: Yeah?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: [opens up chest like a...chest.  A bubble flies out.  He pops bubble.] We give Bubble what 'fer!
Sponge Skywalker: And the Death Star?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: I've heard that there's a flaw built into it.  When it's shot...
Sponge Skywalker: KABOOOOM!!!
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Right you are, bucky.
Sponge Skywalker: Well what are we waitin' for?
[BUBBLE TRANSITION]
[Everyone is flying in a ship, headed towards the Death Star.]
Krabs Wan Kenobi: Now, I just wanna tell ya this now, boyo.  If I never see you again...
Sponge Skywalker: Yes, Kenobi?
Krabs Wan Kenobi: You were the best apprentice I ever had.
Sponge Skywalker: Thanks Kra~
[A tractor beam, which looks like a tractor, grabs SpongeBob out of the ship and drags him into the Death Star.]
Sponge Skywalker: Hello?  Anybody here?
Emperor Palpabubble: Hehehehe, I've driven you right into my trap, SpongeBoy!
Sponge Skywalker: Make that SpongeMan, man!  I mean...uh...dude...bro? No matter the formalities!  I'm here to save the universe and...[reads writing on arm.] VANQUISH YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
[Sponge starts running up to Bubble, when suddenly Darth takes a stab at him, jumping from the shadows.]
Sponge Skywalker: Oof!  What the flotsam!?
[SpongeBob and Darth start battling, with it looking like Darth is gonna win, when all of a sudden, Sponge steps on Kylo Plankton, and a drop of him gets flung into Darth's eye, causing him to trip, and stumble, laying in front of Palpabubble.]
Emperor Palpabubble: You insepid fool!  Must I do everything myself!?
[Palpabubble hovers up and begins shocking Sponge, and SpongeBob slowly starts pushing it backwards using the force until is touches Bubble, immediately killing him.]
Sponge Skywalker: [pointing lightsaber at Darth.] Sorry to burst your bubble, but you've been defeated! 
[Sponge Skywalker sees a ship pull up out the window, so he slices the window with his saber, and jumps into the ship.]
Darth Ray: Shrimp.
[We see the ship fly towards us until zooming out while the Death Star is blowing up.]
[Cut to award ceremony.]
Pearl Leia: I dub thee heroes of bravery and honor!
Chewflatta: [Growls, then hits himself in the stomach, and a Krabby Patty comes flying out of his mouth.] I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I WAS CHOKING!!!
Sponge Skywalker: You should work on your pronunciation.
Chewflatta: Maybe you should work on your face! [he punches SpongeBob in the face, knocking off his costume.  Everyone starts fighting, until everyone's costume it off.]
SpongeBob: What just happened?
Mr. Krabs: Something deep, boyo, something deep.
[CREDIT ROLLS]
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