Solar Ray Gun

:WARNING! THIS ITEM IS NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNG CHILDREN. PLEASE DO NOT LET THEM TOUCH IT, OR THEY MIGHT MELT EVERYTHING! THAT'S A BAD THING!
Solar Ray Gun is a powerful variety of magnum, used by The Infamous Paper Doll Man.
This gun can give life to ordinary lifeless objects, and all objects shot by the Solar Ray Gun will shoot everybody. The gun works very well with office stuff, because they always work and can't even play videoshames.
It is unknown how this gun works. Not even Dr. Robotnik understands it. It was probably stolen from British Laboratories or 007's house. 
Only Chuck Norris knows how it does this, but he ain't sharing that with You.
==How This Gun Works==
This gun shoots solar rays. Nobody knows why or how, but it's cool, so people just accept it. People like shooting things with it. When shot, an object will come to life, then melt, because solar rays tend to melt you. Just find the trigger, pull it, and watch objects come to life an melt!
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