All-Star Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle

"All-Star Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle" is a high quality rip of "All-Star Battle" from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle.
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==Jokes==
No elements of the advertised track are present in this rip.
Instead, this consists of a "audio book reading" by "famed British actor and pornstar Benedict Cumberbatch" of "Jeremy and Elsie (formally "DOUBLE DASHING OUTTA THERE!!")", a story that was written by Chaze the Chat and based on PoliSlix (whose name is Jeremy).Tweet by Chaze the Chat This is likely a play on DIO BRANDO and the word "audio", hence the choice of game. The narrator of the rip is unknown.
The story follows Jeremy, a love-struck boy who attempts to woo his love Elsie with a Nintendo GameCube. Unfortunately, the GameCube breaks and Elise leaves. In the "epilogue", Belinda, a classmate of Jeremy's whom he ignores, is approached by a female being who takes her away to "fix things". Throughout, several songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure play in the background of the reading. 
At the end of the rip, the narrator drops his fake British accent and imitates a deep voice to say, "Yo, n****, let's play some double dash!"
Additionally, the platform credits include "your blender", referencing "How To Use Your Blender" by Poliwager.
===Transcript===
==History==
This rip was originally named "All-Star Battle - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle"Tweet. The rip was later privated sometime around or before December 2024, most likely due to the use of the sentence "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.", a white supremacist dogwhistle.
==References==
Category:Removed rips
Category:Chaze the Chat
Category:Wolfman1405
Category:Switcheroos
Category:Renamed rips
Category:Rips featuring JoJo's Bizarre Adventure