The Summer Camp (Tales of Little Women Lost Episode)

You may think I'm happy, you may think I'm sad, you may think I'm crazy, you may think I'm mad. But hang on to your seats and listen right here, I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your ear. Oh, my bad. I was in the middle of singing The Michael Rosen Rap. Where are my manners? Ahem. Allow me to introduce myself. The name is Barley Strait. I am a man who works for an appliance store installing microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, refrigerators and color TV's. I have a favorite co worker at my job. He doesn't have a name so my boss and I just call him Wilbur Bobinski. Now when I work with Wilbur, he tends to slack off during his job. 
One time, he messed with some sort of machine that's a heater and an air conditioner from my point of view. He even froze himself, and because of that, I couldn't microwave his entire body, so I had to chop his head off. But it's okay, because the operation was successful. Now our boss Scheherazade, try to say that 3 times fast. Scheherazade is very strict. Whenever an employee or customer wanted to file a complaint about our store, she would just tell them to shut up. And she even yelled at Wilbur just for watching the shower scene to Fly Away Home during his lunch break. Do you think I should just quit my job? Oh yeah, sometime in the future I will.
Anyways, when I'm at home most days after a hard day of work, I like to sit down on my sofa and watch Tales of Little Women. Man, I love that show with a burning passion. The characters are beautiful and so is my babe Jo March. Well, I'm not married to her, just in love with the character on the show. Basically, I have come across a lost episode of the show and it was crazy I tell you. So about a long time ago, I agreed to go on a vacation to a forest for a camping trip. The people who would be going along on the trip are Andrei Bradford, Jason Teal and Guy Fieri. We obviously needed to shop at the mall for our camping supplies as we didn't have everything for going camping 
While in the mall, I got a call from Wilbur Bobinski saying that he and Scheherazade that they would be coming along on the trip due to their other vacations getting cancelled by a blizzard far away from where we lived. Now apparently, it was close to Christmas and we all need a little vacation at some point, right? My trip to the mall was so fucking atrocious. There were some bratty little girls scattered through the place, the worst one was Anne Boonchuy, a girl from Amphibia. Apparently, the reason for her behavior was because that her grandmother wouldn't be coming for Christmas. 
(More to come)