Winter and Kinkajou find an iPhone

Warning! This will contain catchy pop songs!
== 1st of the Chapters: "Look what I found!" ==
Now that peace had come to Pantala and Pyrrhia, about ten years have passed by. One day, a scavenger loses his iPhone, only for it to be picked up by two dragons...
"Look what I found!" Kinkajou hollered, her scales flashing lemon yellow with checkers of pink. Winter could clearly see that in Kinkajou's grubby talons, was a small iPhone. "Kinkajou, you know that it's not yours. Put it away-"
He was shortly cut off, by the phone rapidly buzzing and humming. Kinkajou and Winter could hear music radiating from the device. Moons no, it can't be... Winter thought. 
Oh yes, it was. It was playing, Taylor Swift. In earsplitting volume. "HEART BREAKERS GONNA BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK; AND THE FAKERS GONNA FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE; BABY I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE: SHAKE IT OFF! SHAKE IT OFF!"
"Kinkajou turn it off!" Winter howled. "I'm trying!" She cried, frantically pushing the off button. "CAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW: I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP! [CLAP CLAP CLAP] SAY THAT I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP! [CLAP CLAP CLAP]" "NOOO!" Winter yelled, trying to cover is ears, but hearing the muffle of the catchy pop song. "Fitz and the Tantrums! KINKAJOUUUU!" 
"Hey, SIRI!" Kinkajou shrieked at the last moment. A slight pause. "Yes?" A robotic voice answered. "Turn off the phone." Kinkajou commanded. "I'm not sure I understand." Siri responded blankly. "You fool!" Winter cried, and grabbed the device out of Kinkajou's hands. "Hey Siri," Winter said in his most threatening and serious voice. "Turn off the iPhone." 
Siri replied, "I didn't hear that, could you try again?" "What?!" Winter said furiously, trying to shake the phone. "Waterfowl:" Siri said. "Here's what I found." On the screen came a bunch of websites ending in .com. "But- I didn't.-" Winter spluttered. "I don't care about-" "Playing Carlie Rae Jepsen." Siri interrupted.
"HEY, I JUST MET YOU. AND THIS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE. IT'S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT, AT YOU BABY. BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE" Pop filled the air. 
"NOOO!" Winter and Kinkajou screamed. 
== Capítulo Dos: Dad-jokes and Raining Tacos ==
After about an hour, pop relented. Winter breathed a huge sigh of relief. "Kinkajou, we should leave before the phone does anything else-" "Hey Siri," Kinkajou said. "Tell me a dad joke." Winter fainted. "Okay, here's one now." Siri chirped. "My wife is really mad at me for having no sense of direction. So I packed up my suitcases and right!" Kinkajou squinted, trying to figure it o- "BAHAHWAHAHBAHAHA!" Kinkajou chortled, clutching her sides. Winter woke up with a start.
"What. Did. You. Do." Winter snarled. "Tell- tell me an-another one!" Kinkajou said in-between-gasps. "Okay, here's a one now: How does Darth Vader like his toast?" Siri asked. "I don't know." Kinkajou said. "On the dark side." 
Winter groaned, "There's better ones than that." As if Siri heard that, she said, "Dad walks into a lumberyard to buy some two-by-fours for a deck.
"Clerk: How long do you need them?
"Dad: A pretty long time."
"IS THAT A SHRED OF A SMILE I SEE ON YOUR FACE, WINTER?!" Kinkajou demanded. Winter changed his face, "Bleh no! I hate dad jokes!" Siri came with another one:
"Husband: My wife is in labour, what should I do?"
"Nurse: Is this her first son?" 
Husband: No, this is her husband."
"Don't." Winter said, a grin escaping his face. "D-[WHEEZE]Don't give in!" Kinkajou was on the verge of exploding. She trembled so violently, it looked like she was in a blender. A snicker escaped.
Then a giggle.
Then a laugh.
Then for the next half-hour, the two dragonets were laughing uproariously. "I'm starting to like this!" Winter cried. 
[Every civil person knows that technology will betray you in some point in your life. So I can guess what's gonna happen next.]
Siri screamed: "IT'S RAINING TACOS, FROM OUTTA THE SKY. TACOS, NO NEED TO ASK WHY. JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RAINING TACOS!!-" 
Winter and Kinkajou expired. 
The End. 
[I don't care if the ending was a little cut. This is the way I like it. :) ] 
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