Drop-Out

Episode 1 of Glovely Gloom.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts with Morty leaving to go to College)
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Morty’s Mom: Oh son, I’m so proud of you!
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Morty: Yeah whatever. Well, see you!
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Morty’s Mom: Bye!
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(Morty goes into his car)
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Morty: Alright, next phase of my life, here I go.
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(3 months later)
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Teacher: Morty, you get a D+ on your music test.
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Morty: What? How…
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(Morty walks out of the classroom when a group of boys approach him.)
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: Hey, we heard you like Rock music, huh?
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Morty: Yeah, I do.
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: We’ve been watching you and you seem to be a good fit for our group. Wanna join?
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Morty: Well uh…(looks at grade)...sure.
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(2 more weeks later)
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: Welcome back, Morty.
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Morty: Hey guys. What’s for tonight? Rock n’ Roll?
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: Nope! We’ll smoke kelp again!
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Morty: Ooh, yes.
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: Mmm. You have done well. Now, earlier today, we all dropped out of college. You think you could do the same?
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Morty: What?- I mean..I guess so.
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: That’s the spirit!
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(The next day…)
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Morty (calling his mom): Yeah, I’m dropping out to be in this group. No, it’s not a gang, it’s a band! Stop it with the hypnotising nonsense! I’ll just live at your house...wait, what? You won’t let me move in? Wait, please-
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(His mom hangs up)
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Morty: ...I don’t need her. I can live with The Bubble Poppin’ Boys.
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(Later)
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Morty: Hey guys...can I live with you? My mom kicked me out and it would be easier for us to make rock songs together!
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: Time to tell you the truth. We hate you.
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Morty: What?
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The Bubble Poppin’ Boys: Hahaha, we only used you to do illegal things! Besides, we’re moving to New Kelp City, stay in the damn Bikini Bottom where you belong.
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(They kick him out)
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Morty: Well, uhh, I just gotta get money, then I’ll be happy!
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(One month later, Morty is sitting in a cardboard box, that is falling apart quickly)
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Morty: (crying): Anyone? Please help!
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Fish: What a weirdo.
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Morty: Oh, what to do…
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(He sees a fish putting up a poster for Glove World hiring)
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Morty: Glove World...ugh. That place is the most boring job, but...I heard it’s easy to get. Well, I don’t have a choice, do I? I gotta toughen up.
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(One week later)
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Boss: So, you want a job here, eh?
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Morty: Yeah, let’s get this over with. I’ve done nothing with my life and have had no experience on anything, but here’s a tip.
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(Morty gives him one cent)
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Boss: You are a damn person all right.
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(Morty shivers)
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Boss: You’re hired!
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Morty: Oh thank god.
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Boss: You can start today!
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(Morty is dressed up in a costume of the mascot)
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Morty (thinking): Oh, why. Just look at all of those people. Pathetic. Why don’t they suffer and I do? Why Neptune, why is this costume so hot?
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(2 fish walk up to him)
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SpongeBob: Get closer, Patrick.
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Patrick: Nuh-uh.
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Morty (thinking): These people are adult men? God, they really are pathetic.
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SpongeBob: Come on, closer. That's it, a little more. Now hold onto his thumb. Give me a big smile. 
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Morty (thinking): Ugh, this is awkward.
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Patrick: How do I look? Wow, I look great.
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Morty (thinking): Can’t this day go faster? Ok Morty, don’t worry. This will all be worth it soon.
(end)
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