Deady Bear (song)

"Deady Bear" is a 2016 song in the "Dr. Monster" series, featuring the Deady Bear facing off against the Leperchaun.
==Lyrics==
How did I get here?
Am I dead or alive?
Suddenly I can speak
But I feel hollow inside
For years I couldn't move
I was trapped in a void
Just a toy
A slave to a miserable boy
The boy grew up into a monstrous man
And his head filled up with monstrous plans
He never realized I was biding my time
Dreaming of revenge and planning my crimes
I'm the Deady Bear
I’ll fill your heart full of despair
You’ll get a big surprise
Meet your grizzly demise
When I catch you unawares
I am the Leperchaun
And I've been cursed with leprosy
So your sob story doesn’t mean a thing to me
You think you scare me? Ha, too bad Deady!
Your gimmick’s more played out than Five Nights at Freddy's
I could breathe and instantly spread disease everywhere
So wat'cha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare?
I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires
I’m the Leperchaun
(Leperchaun!)
I won’t stop til your laugh is gone
(All gone!)
Come and see my pot of gold
Down six feet below
Close your eyes now it won’t be long
Face it, Leperchaun! Your threats are getting old
What’s so great about an undergrown gnome with a cold?
I’m Dr. Monster’s original prototype
You’re just a half-assed Irish stereotype
Then again, we aren’t so different in the end
Maybe we could team up together as friends
Step into my home and I’ll feed you a bite
Too hot, too cold... just right!
I'm the Deady Bear
I'm the Leperchaun
I’ll fill your heart full of despair
I won’t stop 'til your laugh is gone
You’ll get a big surprise
Meet your grizzly demise
When I catch you unawares
You’re unbearable, your food makes me ill
I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grills
You’re pathetic , you make other teddies ashamed
You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave
Why you boo-hooing like Whiney the Pooh
You’re even more unnecessary than Ted 2
Keep this up, and I’m gonna make you buy the farm
You’re not the only one with the right to bear arms
I’m the Leperchaun
(Leperchaun!)
I won’t stop 'til your laugh is gone
(All gone!)
You can try to run and hide
But I see through your disguise
Close your eyes now it won’t be long
==Releases==
===Singles===
*Deady Bear (feat. Jayme Gutierrez) - Single
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== Cultural References ==
* The lyric "Ha, too bad Deady! Your gimmick’s more played out than Five Nights at Freddy's" is referenced to Freddy Fazbear from that video game.
* The lyric "So wat'cha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare?" is a reference to Care Bears.
* The lyric "I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire Remember, only you can prevent forest fires" is a reference to Smokey Bear.
* The lyric "Step into my home and I’ll feed you a bite Too hot, too cold... just right!" is referenced to Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
* Tom from Eddsworld, Desmond the Moon Bear from asdfmovies, LilDeuceDeuce are shown as cameos.
* The lyric "I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grills" is referenced to Man vs. Wild.
* The lyric "You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave" is a reference to Teddy Rux-spin.
** Plus, Teddy Rux-spin pops up with his head shown next to his tombstone that says "Teddy Rux-spin; 1925-1988; Only 80s kids will understand" lip syncing to Leperchaun's voice.
*The lyric "Why you boo-hooing like Whiney the Pooh" and the pulling scene is referenced to Winnie the Pooh.
*The lyric "You’re even more unnecessary than Ted 2" shows a poster referenced to the Seth MacFarlane's movie sequel.
*The movie posters were references to popular classic films:
**Lil Deuce vs the World (referenced to Scott Pilgrim vs the World)
**Brobusters (referenced to Ghostbusters)
**Dr. Monster’s Inc (referenced to Monster’s Inc)
**Mum Fiction (referenced to Pulp Fiction)
*The scene with the lyric "Keep this up, and I’m gonna make you buy the farm" is the reference to American Gothic painting.
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== Trivia ==
* In the music video, Dr. Monster explains he has his own teddy bear which came alive.
* This video involves breaking the 4th wall.
* Leopardchaun, Hampire, are shown as cameos.
Category:Songs
Category:2016