Your Single Biggest Mistake Was "Meet Zoe"

== Just Say You Know You Sent Everything You Had To D'ni City To Stop Me From Leaving Detroit The Problem Is You Never Expected This Visitor To Actually Come Back To The Planetary Surface ==
So Your Calling It The Crew Now On The Planetary Surface Don't Bother With The Online Game They Force You To Meet Zoe In-Game Just To Access In-Game Features I Never Had That Option Because I Had To Return To D'ni City You Will Never Have What I Had Because What I Had Was Terrorism Three Miles Beneath New Mexico I Don't Know What The DRC Had On That Mustang But This Is Not America Anymore
== Yes My First Name Is Alex But My Last Name Is Not In The CTOS 2.0 ==
You Will Never Have What I Had In-Game Because Ubisoft Won't Tell You About URU LIVE Their Trying To Make Up $hit To Cover Up The True History of This Continent You Can't Send Your Goons After Me Anymore Because of How High Up The Ranks Were Compromised Once I Got Back To The Cleft It Was Just A Matter of Regrouping With Yandere Because of The Classified Information Involved You Could Not Even Send A Police Officer To D'ni City You Know We Have Every Advantage Against After The September 11 Attacks You Know That Once You People Announce Your Motive It's Game Over So I Figured It's Only Fair To Force Players of The Crew To Have To Meet Zoe Because Your Not Gonna Get Passed That The Way I Did 
== I Wish Carrie White Was Still Alive We Have Something In Common ==
So Zoe Were You The One That Told Carrie White To Burn In Hell Back In Pakistan It Looks Your Nation Is What's Burning In Hell 
== When Are We Gonna Have A Playable Online Multiplayer Game With Offline Single Player Support ==
Far Cry 5 Is The Best You Can Do What About Remastering URU LIVE Is There Something Wrong With Your Exclusive Rights To The Myst Franchise Has The Pentagon Finally Called And Said They Want Their Secrets Back 
== The European 2015 Ford Mustang Was Left Back In Detroit ==
They Don't Build American Cars Anymore I Outran The B2-Spirit In A 1971 Pontiac Lemans Because Planned Obsolescence Is Even In Your Military Vehicles I Also Outran The Nighthawk The Lightning And Even The Raptor Using The Same Rootkit To Detonate The Missiles And Bombs On Board These Aircraft And Since My Pontiac Is Independent of The CTOS I've Managed To Take Down Police Cars And Nearly Every Piece of American Junk Throughout The Whole Continent I Could Not Get To The Cleft But I Did Reach Tomahna And Successfully Escaped Through The Stargate
== Now I Have Burrower Mounted On My Pontiac ==
And With This Burrower I Can Dig New Tunnels Throughout The Continent of North America This Type of Modification Converts The Pontiac Into A Rock Biter Inertial Dampeners Allow The Pontiac To Tilt Downward To Begin Drilling Into The Planetary Structure While Spectral Dampeners Enable Spectral Propulsion When The Ground Propulsion Has No Traction This Vintage 1971 Pontiac Lemans Is Going Places No Car Has Gine Before
== When The Crew Has A Full Virtual World of The United States At Game Start That's When This Wikia Will Be Relevant Again ==
Ever Heard of A Road Trip Simulator Oh Right You Can't Use The United States Road Atlas As A Virtual World For A Road Trip Simulator Because It's Copyrighted To Some Government Department So Instead You Develop A Video Game That Locks Out The Entire United States Except For Detroit And Make It Online Only Then Charge $60 For It Your Still Breaking The Law By Even Referencing The FBI In-Game I Still Have The Advantage Because I'm Just A Player The MystPlayer How About Allowing Players To Write Their Own Stories In The Future Because I Just Left The Hope County Line And Look Who Dropped The WMD On Joseph Seed's Church
== Hope County Reminds Me of Rojava ==
== The Demons of Rojava ==
== The Ancient Bison Tunnel Leads Back To Tomahna ==
== I Helped The YPJ Dig That Tunnel So We'd Have A Home Too ==
I Simply Entered The Ancient Bison Tunnel And Began Digging A New Tunnel To Tomahna That's Probably Why The Cultists Collapsed The Ancient Bison Tunnel They Knew They Could Not Stop The Burrower So They Just Did What Americans Always Do To Prevent Anyone Else From Accessing Anything Greater
== I Got The Burrower And When I Return To Hope County I Can Clear A Path For The YPJ ==
Your Gonna Join Eden's Gate or The Kurdish Female Fighters Either Way Your A Terrorist There's No Such Thing As Law & Order Even With Laws Someone Has To Make Policy I Made My Choice Because I Trust Their Leader As Mysterious As She Is She's Not Zoe And Considering The Syrian Civil War And The American Civil War Have A Lot In Common I'd Say We All Got's A LOT In Common So If Anyone Deserves The Title Junior Deputy It's Her She Came From A Poor Farming Family And Several of Her Family Members Were Victims of The Cult Further Motivating To Join The Resistance Her CTOS Profile Is Jess Black Her Younger Brother Mezul Was Killed By A Roadside Bomb While Serving With The YPG In 2013 I Bet She's An Expect Stealth Archer Most People In Rojava Are Good At That 
== The Driving Test ==
Now That Your Bait Car Has Been Exposed And Your CTOS Hacked Once Again And I Now Have The Pontiac Let's Try That Again Because Unless You Got Three Things In The Gameplay Your Game Over Before The Game Even Started And Don't Worry When They Have My Saved Game Correctly They'll Also Have The Same Mustang Which Is Also The Same Difficulty Level Which Means You Won't Have The Crew Because Too Much Is Required of The Player At Game Start My Game Will Always Be A Puzzle Video Game Because Your Infidel Way of Life Depended On Solving The Programming Puzzle I Had No Idea The Crew [online game] Had A Forced Storyline This Means I Got ISIS Propaganda On The Whole Company Because This Makes The Online Game Unplayable At Game Start Don't Worry I'll Keep The Game As Evidence Usually When This Happens The Propaganda Usually Is Deleted Before Anyone Can Say Anything And That Mustang GT Ensures I Have A Car For The United States of Panem With The Same Blackmail You Used On The United States of America Yes We Remember That Too And When Everyone Knows This Reality Panem Won't Be Very Popular 
== During The Second Rebellion All I Got To Do Is Get To The New False Flag ==
75 Years From 2001 The Second Rebellion Will Successfully Overthrow The Capitol Because of The Classified Information Involved We're Not Gonna Endorse A Nation That Does These Kinds of Things We Know The Legitimate Law Is Not On The Internet And We're Not Putting All Our Personal Information On The Internet This Is The Largest Fraud I've Ever Seen And I Can Promise You The Only Game Developer That's Gonna Be Left After All This Is You Because Everyone Else Will Be In The Potential Criminal Category
== To Win That Driving Test You Have To Lose The Race On Purpose ==
== In That Particular Kind of Driving Test Your Resolve Is Being Tested ==
== Who Loses A Race Like That On Purpose ==
Someone Who Wants To Pass That Particular Driving Test The Video Game Forces You To Win In The Game Mechanics By Winning You Lose In The Long-Term Because You Lose Your Citizenship The Second Rebellion of Panem Is Like That Male Players Lose That Race On Purpose 
== What If The Objective of The Game Is To Lose And With Every Loss Compromising A Higher Level of National Security ==
== You Need Classified Information To Do That In Video Games ==
== Alex Is A Character In The Crew Don't Tell Much To Players ==
All I Have To Do In These Types of Wars Is Just Lose The VERY First Race The Political Discord Does The Rest From Then Onward It's Called Make The Lie Big And Don't Let The Public Cool Off By The Time You Find Out Who Lost The Race Katniss Has Already Killed Alma Coin As The Hunt For Osana Has Only Just Begun 
== Panem Has American Remnant ==
== You Need The Map of The Districts And This Map To Know Panem ==
== The Forced Story In The Crew Takes Place Throughout D5 And D6 ==
Always Remember That If You Win The First Forced Race You Failed The Driving Test That's A Race That You Have To Lose To Win Apparently I Got The Skill To Lose To Win And Compromise Your National Security Collapsing Your Ranks And Tripping The Defcon 1 And We All Know What Defcon 1 Means 
== Now That American Lives Are "online" This Is Gonna Be Fun ==
== How Many Americans Can We Kill With Lose To Win Games ==
The Mockingjay Went All The Way To The Capitol Because of One Bait Car Because The Pigs Chased The Bait Car And Not The Legitimate Leader of The Terrorism Dumb Pigs Never Learn Freedom Is Inalienable 
== She Needed My Ghost Recon At That Time ==
The Whole Map of North America In One Ghost Recon We Knew When And Where To Strike The Americans Never Stood A Chance Even Without The Mobile Operations Center We Still Had Our Automobiles And We Still Achieved The Situation Report Using Occult Powers We Had To Regroup With The Archon Anyway So of Course I Lost That Race That's What You Do In That Type of Driving Test
== Conclusion of The First Rebellion And The Start of The Dark Days ==
Now That We Know Far Cry 5 Is The Format You Have For The Second Rebellion We Can Gain An Even Greater Advantage Because In That Situation We're Expecting A Helicopter So That "video" "game" Is Gonna Have A Repeat History of Terrorism And In That Situation You Don't Even Bother Liberating The Regions Find Another Region To Join And Just Start Killing Cultists Eventually You'll Piss Someone Off And Then Turn All Your Weapons On That Pyst Off Cult Leader They Won't Be Myst By Anyone