Security@PL.net: Re: Virus?

I ran a series virus checks on your system and turne dup several nasty viri. I was able to clean them up and your system should run much faster now. In the future, please refrain from visiting pornographic websits at work as they are prone to viri.
If you have any problems, please don't hesitate to contact us again.
Chance Glasco
Director of Security - Phobos Labs
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Original Message
Sent: 3-11-2147
To: Phobos Labs Security
Hi there,
My system has been running very slowly the past couple days and the network traffic light is blinking like crazy! I think i may have a virus on my system. Could you please check it out when you get a chance?
James Owens
Research Officer - Phobos Labs
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