Cao Zetong

Cao Zetong, also transliterated as Con Tse-tong was the ruler of a chinese puppet state to its south for 300,328 years. His official title was Grand Electory Despot God-Imperial Legionary Autocratic Sovereign Systematic Overlord of the People's Republic of Kynferðislegteinræðimótaðíhelvíti. Also known as the Chairman of the People's Republic of Hell or 大选举暴君神帝国军团专制君主人民共和国地狱统领霸主. His most famous policy was the gamer-gets-girl policy where you must have atleast 1000 hours on either garry's mod or minecraft in order to be considered a gamer, where each gamer is allowed a hot girlfriend for free.
== The tragedy of Cao zetong ==
Recently he broke into a 麦当劳官网 despite being the sovereign ruler of the country it was located in, where he reportedly ordered Three hundred and fifty two million, eight hundred and twenty six thousand, nine hundred and forty eight mcnuggets (麥樂雞餐) Pleased with his order, he directly harassed and assaulted all the employees in the building, as a way of thanking them. he threatened to eat their cars, so that they were slave to the mcdonalds building and had to cook nuggets for all eternity for him, which was pretty reasonable. After finishing all 352,826,948 mcnuggets the chairman began to transform and grow in size (and folds), he then decided to stand up and leave, which due to his new size caused the entire restaurant to explode. He looked around wondering where the mcdonalds went, wanting more food. He then farted which caused a magnitude 10 earthquake on the other side of the planet, the inhabitants of this region, a legion of 20 million fur suited individuals armed with advanced weaponry commonly used for shooting alien invaders out of the sky entered battle with the chairman zetong. the chairman turned around and accidentally eradicated all of them in one fell swoop. (his size was alledged to be 20 meters high and wide) Due to this disturbance the grand order, a previously unknown advanced political entity from another dimensional plane within the miracle universe was alerted to his presence. The council's army unleashed godzilla 2024 upon the chair man who unleashed a 600,700 degree Celsius nuclear blast upon the chair man, (because godzilla has supercharged) which melted all of the chairmans fat back to his normal size. (still kinda chunky though cause hes a rich 57 year old man) Cao Zetong was unable to defeat the beast of godzilla 2024 as reported by Savounited1932 aka United Savo because the power is supercharged. GOdzilla 2024 screamed and said IM GODZILLA And stomped off to make his new movie. the grand council then apprehended the chairman and brang him to their court where he was forgotten about and left there for 366 days, where the chairman sat patiently. they remembered he was there and the Grand Elder of the council sentenced him to damnation in the shadow realm of Staðurþarsemþúfærðhneturoggetnaðarlimhöggvaaf for 8203 years. he is still there to this day.
Xi jinping had this to say:
We are unsure of our friend's whereabouts 
After the event Chinese Billy attempted to report the news to the rulers who had been unaware of the existence of the grand council, and the shadow realm, but he was immediately dismissed as conner called CHinese billy a 'smelly bum'.
Today the survivors of the peoples republic of hell now dwell in the discord realm and are not found in this universe any more, many have sent missionaries into the shadowrealm in order to rescue their ruler. and reclaim their country,