Surreal dialect/ language

The surreal dialect is a verbal advancement to most languages, but is often used on bland reality e n g e l e s h. It modifies existing words and comes with new ones as well. It can also be considered a language because of the extra words, but is unlikely.
== Grammar rules or something ==
While it is recommended for you to learn by watching others speak it, you can base yourself off these rules.
* -nement and -ation often replace verb endings.
* adding, replacing, or removing letters to words is often seen. 
** Unecessary consonants and vowels like in thamk or energeitic or even in ç are welcome
* I before e except after µ̸͕͚̣̑̿œ̷̢̪̞͛ß̴̡̖̍ͅþ̷̥͑̀¤̴̋ͅ
* Don't overuse words ending in -ongi
*It is often seen that prefixes such as "non-" and "un-" are replaced with the suffix "-n't," so they are still the same meaning, but sound more verbose. If the word ends with N, the 't will be affixed to it in most cases. For example, "uncommon" becomes "common't."
*"altered" words are usually somewhat sporadic, if you alter a ton of words, you'll seem like you're trying too hard. For example, "i drink water" would become "i tendd to drincc water." If you were trying too hard, you would say something like: "Eye tenddenment too drinncc watter" which is kind of over the top.
== Other common occurences ==
* Sentences in Surreal Speak are often quite verbose.
* Numbers in Surreal Speak often have decimals, as well as symbols and some zalgo text. An example of this is ΠБe145.21.
== Words and phrases introduced by the dialect ==
=== Choronge / Chorongi ===
Chorongi is an insult commonly vocalized by R4i2c0h, its meaning is unknown, but it is possible it is quite offensive.
* Clampongi Is a similar word, but is less often used for whatever reason. It is actually the plural for "Clampongus," a commonly vocalized insult among those fluent in Surreal Speak, similar to Blongus/Blongi.
*Both of the aforementioned words are generally accepted to mean an idiot or fool.
=== Cool and Good ===
A phrase often uttered when something is of likeable attributes. Carbon-based lifeforms tend to alter the phrase by replacing "cool" with another word for cold, usually of a higher extremity, and a synonym for good, also with a higher value of goodness, for lack of a better term. An example of this is "absolute zero and exceptional."
==== Warm and bad ====
The polar opposite of cool-and-good. This phrase can be altered in the same way Cool and Good can.
=== Gamlethori ===
Nothing too special, just something r4 uttered a while ago. It is like saying "you little shit" in bland reality english, according to him.
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