Defend the Crib: Part II

Defend the Crib: Part II is the fifth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
Following the events of the previous episode, creates a private group chat along with , , , , and the rest. However, , who is currently in a state of complete bot-ness has somehow joined the unjoinable private chat. Our group of inferial bags of salt must face the wrath of the culprit behind all the mayhem.
==Transcript==
*vanessa creates a private group discord*
Jasbre: hurry up we need to devise a plan before we get caught
Matchy: caught by who?
Jasbre: whoever's up to this, pretty sure it's bigfoot though
SeemsGood: how?
Golfpecks: if he could get us banned on sbfw through discord, he can find us
Vanessa: lmaok
Jasbre: we need to make sure he doesn't take ov---
SBCA: guys, I have a confession...
koopsers joopsers: what is it?
SBCA: i'm SBC-gay
*message deleted by ???*
SeemsGood: wtf
SBCA: huh?
SBCA: um... my dick wasn't as big as i said it was
*message deleted by ???*
Vanessa: lol stop deleting your messages
SBCA: wtf that's not me
SBCA: let me try again
SBCA: i'm the one who hacked the perryfan account
*message deleted by ???*
SeemsGood: um
*SpongeBot678 has joined the private group chat*
Vanessa: who invited him?
SpongeBot: Hello, everyone. Good evening.
SBCA: he's still acting up
Matchy: Guys, we need to do something.
SeemsGood: i have a suggestion
SBCA: ?
SeemsGood: check out vanessa's new blog
SeemsGood: here https://deadcactuswalking.tumblr.com/post/172737688910/reviewing-the-charts-8th-april-2018-the-weeknd
Vanessa: finally someone with a bright idea
SpongeBot: Link detected, no malicious intent.
Jasbre: guys, I know what's happening
Philly: he's sent his nudes?
Jasbre: no, what i was gonna say was---
*jasbre checks the #nsfw channel at the crib*
Jasbre: (sees a picture spongebot sent of a cpu) wait what the fuck
*at the crib*
SpongeBot: Initial launch commencing...
Vanessa: @bigfoot tf are u doing to spongebot
Bigfoot: i've told you a thousand times, it's not me
Jasbre: then who the fuck is it??
SpongeBot: Initializing Bigfoot's takeover, administrator rights granted.
Matchy: you dumbass
SeemsGood: why on earth would you put your own fucking name in the code you inputed to spongebot??
Bigfoot: BLEH
Bigfoot: NONE OF YOU CAN DO SHIT NOW!!
SBCA: well, if you haven't noticed, you're not the only one with admin powers
*infinity war trailer theme plays*
Bigfoot: well, who else has? it's you against me. easy win, especially with spongebot.
Vanessa: i have
Philly: 3rd seed bitch
Bigfoot: what does that mean?
Matchy: it means sbca, philly, vanessa, and I are admins
SBCA: it's you against us
Bigfoot: you inferial bags of salt, I STILL HAVE SPONGEBOT
SpongeBot: input/Payload227
SpongeBot: @everyone BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH @everyone BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH @everyone BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH
SBCA: we...
SpongeBot: @everyone BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH
SBCA: must get back spongebot!
Jasbre: but how?
SpongeBot: @everyone BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH
SeemsGood: Lil SpongeBot
SpongeBot: BL---payload buffering...
SpongeBot: BLEHHHHHH------payload buffering... 
SpongeBot: I BOW DOWN TO NO PROGRAMMER
Bigfoot: THEN I SHALL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE INTERNET HAHAHAHAHA
Bigfoot: You think you can stop me?
Patrick: SpongeBot, what happened?
SpongeBot: Bigfoot cheated.
Bigfoot: Cheated? Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
SpongeBot: Because you cheated?
Bigfoot: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an expert troll. And you're just a bot. A stupid bot!
SpongeBot: I guess you're right, Bigfoot. I am just a bot.
Bigfoot: Of course I'm right. Okay, internet protocal payload one---
SpongeBot: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past eight days, five minutes--- whatever time since Chris Brown and Lil Dicky made themselves relevant again with Freaky Fuckass Cancer. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
Bigfoot: That's right. Okay, protocol...
SpongeBot: And no amount of mermaid magic... ...or garbage billboard number one hit... ...or some Asian that looks remotely Asian... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A bot.
Bigfoot: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
SpongeBot: [over @everyone] But that's okay.
Bigfoot: What? What's going on?
SpongeBot: Because I did what everyone said a bot couldn't do. I became an admin, and I finished the entirety of Freaky Friday, and I rode your mom's pussy, and I got out of your command.
Bigfoot: All right, we get the point.
SpongeBot: So, yeah, I'm a bot. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Bigfoot: [Freaky Friday goes down to #2 on the charts, FANDOM has stopped globalling people for dumbass reasons, and Travis ACTUALLY releases the Leader Plankton! movie] What's going on here?
SpongeBot: But most of all, I'm... 
Bigfoot: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
SpongeBot: I'm... I'm...
Bigfoot: What the scallop?!
SpongeBot: I'm Lil SpongeBot now, bitch
Vanessa: Aye, bitch we gon' diss the fuck outta Bigfoot tonight
SpongeBot: Aye, toxiglitch here with lil fuckin spongebot
BIGFOOT DISS TRACK - LIL SPONGEBOT FEAT. TOXIGLITCH & A$AP AD0B0
Vanessa: 
When you ain't got a big dick, your head is thick
Compensate that shit, with a Bigfoot
Don't pussyfoot, or you'll be sent caput
You'll be hard-put to input
Any intelligence in that "brain" of yours
Spamming @everyone is how you got your fame, of course, you whore
But you're infamous, this diss is intricate
You're lickin' it - and by 'it', I mean Jasbre's toes
Bigfoot underfoot, ain't gettin' no hoes
So he'll stick to his friend Scopey, who's on the ropeys
If he steps to me, I'll be eatin' toe-meat
So show me! 
Show me the leaked pics, you nostril-frick,
SpongeBot: (someone called me?)
Fuck you all, like I'm JackyHacky
True commandments God spoke, flow must not be wacky
I'm gon' put Bigfoot in a comatose, ay
As toxi would say
Huis, Duis, Luis, Hong Kong Phuis, he's my bro, ay
We gon' burn you on a barbecue
Ni**a, you're so dirty, I could fart a you
When you're down in the ground, remember us
It's a must, you're old dust, Pluto could bust
A move, we could take a hundred of you
Me, toxi, 11 making hits, this shit ain't a fluke, ay
SBCA: And you know I'm in the scene, yo
When you hear some Filipino
Talon sa balon, ay (jump off a cliff bitch, ay)
Mukha kang balbon, ay (u fat ass lookin bitch, ay)
Fuckin’ with me, ulol, ay (fukcin' with me, bullshit, ay)
Can’t even try to jakol, ay (can't even try to fap, ay)
Smokin’ you like katol, ay
Can’t keep you outta the flames, ay
Fuck you so hard, EJK
Tangina mo, FCK (fuck you bitch, fck)
Vanessa: 
Of Jonas, delete that shit 'fore your boners arise
Oh, my! I know you're going gay for that Shaggy guy
Scooby-Doo, you're spooky, dude
It's kinda scary how you don't care-y
About your aroma that everyone's smellin'
It's that Scooby-Doodie, use this foam, anyone's sellin'
You're the type of guy who would definitely lie
About smoking weed and 'cess
To impress your friends
You're the type of goose, who is worthy of a noose
Wrapped around your neck
That this oakleaf goosefoot better check
While I'm getting seven figures
And your boner for Jonas is getting bigger
And your head is getting denser and thicker
We're just like "fuck you, dick-licker
We ain't got time for you...
n-words."
Jasbre: hey look over there
Matchy: tf happened to bigfoot
SeemsGood: um, he's up in flames
Bigfoot: BLEHHH BLEHHH BLEHHH (bigfoot disintegrates in flames)
SeemsGood: you guys dissed bigfoot into oblivion
SpongeBot: yes
SpongeBot: yes we did
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