Sailor Virgin Media

Meet Sailor Virgin Media. She's like no other. Wanna meet her? Just mix Sailor Moon and the Virgin Media logo.
==History==
A Sailor Moon fan from the UnUnited Kingdom was once reading a history book, and he soon realized that Prince Endymion (Tuxdeo Mask's previous reincarnation) was a prince of the UnEngland. Once the Queen of UnEngland found out about this, she decided to try to gain some UnPounds by heading to Japan and stealing some DNA samples from Sailor Moon's friends. The UnEnglish decided to combine this with some British TV Boxes, and Ta-da! You have her, Sailor Virgin Media. She was followed by her sailors Sailor Sky (Made from Sailor Uranus), Sailor Freeview (Made from Sailor Mars), Sailor Freesat (Made from Sailor Saturn), Sailor TalkTalk (Made from Sailor Mercury), and Sailor YouView (Made from Sailor Neptune). They all have their brand's logo for heads for some reason. (We believe it's most likely marketing purposes) Generally, you'll see Sailor Virgin Media and her team advertising streaming and TV boxes while fighting bad guys or whoever the UnUnited Kingdom hates.
They are SUPPOSED to be superheros but they are slow at doing things because they are British TV boxes. Surprisingly enough, they are slower than Sailor Moon, Slowbro, and even Lucia Nanami, a FREAKING glorified Mermaid princess who sings long songs for her attacks (And yes Lucia is a Sailor Moon ripoff too). When Sailor Moon caught wind of these British TV knockoffs who are barely even competent at fighting crime, she absolutely demolished them all by herself. But, UnEngland simply regrew a new Sailor Virgin Media and she still makes silly mistakes to this day (Yay!!!).
If you want the TL;DR of this, well basically You should hate her and her team.
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