Ron Wheeezy

==Talking With Ron While There Are Bugs in His Bed==
:"Hey roomie!"
:Ugh, heeeeere we go.
:"I've been working on these new cheers, right? A routine no other Cheermonger has ever even tried before. They are so powerful that each one has the ability to make the listener stronger!
:"Only one problem, though. Take a glance at my bed over there. Thing's crawlin' with bugs; they keep coming in from the room next door. If I stopped to squash them myself, I'd totally lose focus, and I'd never learn these cheers! Do you think you could clear them out for me? When they're gone, I'll do a cheer for you which will make you stronger in combat! What do you say?"
I'll look into it.
==Ron's Cheers (After Cleaning His Bed)==
: "Whoa, did you take care of those bugs for me? Thanks a ton, <name>! And just in time, too. I think I'm finally ready to test out one of these new cheers. Which cheer do you want to hear?
===Beefosity Cheer (Best for Dodgebrawlers)!===
 Cheer of BeefosityEffect: 10% increase to BeefosityDuration: 6 Adventures
===Zip Cheer (Best for Slackninjas)!===
 Cheer of ZipEffect: 10% increase to ZipDuration: 6 Adventures
===Loathing Cheer (Best for Emomancers)!===
 Cheer of LoathingEffect: 10% increase to LoathingDuration: 6 Adventures
===Smarts Cheer (Best for Mathemagicians)!===
Cheer of SmartsEffect: 10% increase to SmartsDuration: 6 Adventures
===Charm Cheer (Best for Cheermongers)!===
 Cheer of CharmEffect: 10% increase to CharmDuration: 6 Adventures
===Durability Cheer (Good for everybody)!===
 Cheer of DurabilityEffect: 10% increase to DurabilityDuration: 6 Adventures
===Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass.===
==Ron Performs The Cheer==
: "Alright, let's give her a whirl!"
:Ron performs his experimental cheer, jumping and swishing his pom poms gloriously. When he's finished, you feel refreshed and empowered!
:"Wow, it actually worked! Ha ha, neat! The buff I gave you will only last a while, now. Just come back if you want to hear another cheer. I'll be happy to give you an encore performance, assuming those bed bugs don't come back!"
:Ron performs a cheer for you, increasing your <stat> for 5 Adventures!
(actually it lasts 6 Adventures)
==Returning to Ron While Cheer Is Still In Effect==
:Hey, <name>, how are you liking that buff? I'm still worn out from that performance, but when that one wears off, I should be ready to do another cheer for you. That is, assuming those stupid bedbugs don't come back!"
Thanks again, Ron.
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