Mary Shelley

Mary Shelley battled Bram Stoker alongside Victor Frankenstein in Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 45. She was voiced by Molly Brown.
==Information on the Rapper:==
Mary Shelley (30 August 1797 – 1 February 1851) was an English novelist, short story writer, dramatist, essayist, biographer, and travel writer, best known for her Gothic novel Frankenstein: or, The Modern Prometheus (1818). She also edited and promoted the works of her husband, the Romantic poet and philosopher Percy Bysshe Shelley. Her father was the political philosopher William Godwin, and her mother was the philosopher and feminist Mary Wollstonecraft.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse One:===
Let me teach you how to entrigue, fascinate and entertain an audience,
First Step: Don't write a fairy tale about some vampire nonsense!
Seriously, your face is the only horror that's existant,
You're not an author, Abraham, you're just a personal assistant!
You can't beat me, your Irish ass will need a four leaf clover!
You're just sad that girls you know don't want to stroke your little Stoker!
Well, not "girls you know" because you don't know shit about ladies,
Now watch your ass plummet just like your shitty book's ratings!
===Verse Two:===
Since you're an arrogant, gothic, asshole with not even half a mind,
I think it's time that I ought to hand the mic to Doctor Frankenstein!
===Verse Three:===
It seems your only accomplishment is that you've managed to bore me,
Goddamn it, the undead have more life than your stories!
You and your pal Drac better get back, you've got no sack, that's enough,
And you can call me Mrs. Syphillis 'cause I just fucked you up!
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