Carpet Calls 2

Carpet Calls 2 is the seventh prank call in the Crotchety Old Man Calls series. It is a direct sequel to Carpet Calls 1.
==Transcript==
(ringback tone)
Middle-Eastern Man: Good afternoon, Carpet (censored).
Milton: Oh, thank God you've answered! Is this the carpet-
Middle-Eastern Man: God (censored)! Stop it and don't call me, you bastard! I'm sick and tired of you!
Milton: Do you remember me?
Middle-Eastern Man: Yes, I do remember you and shut up and don't call me anymore!
Milton: It's been months since we last spoke!
Middle-Eastern Man: Yeah, that is enough! Don't call me!
Milton: How did you know it was me?
Middle-Eastern Man: You're a crazy man!
Milton: A few months back, we spoke because my son Chauncey smashed Silly Putty into the carpet.
Middle-Eastern Man: Yeah, I-is not my responsibility-don't call me anymore, okay?!
Milton: I want it repl-
Middle-Eastern Man: I have another line!
Milton: Well, listen-you...
(man hangs up)
Milton: Hello? Hello?
(ringback tone)
Middle-Eastern Man #2: Good afternoon, Carpet (censored).
Milton: Yes! Let me speak to that guy that was yelling at me!
Middle-Eastern Man #2: Hold on, please...
Milton: Thank you!
(Milton put on hold)
Middle-Eastern Man: Yes?!
Milton: Yes, you were very rude to me again! I thought maybe, after four or five months, you'd calm down and quit yelling at me!
Middle-Eastern Man: Yeah, and still, I will yell at you!
Milton: After we last spoke and you rejected my claim on my carpet, I had a nervous breakdown and I just got out of the mental home!
Middle-Eastern Man: (sighs)
Milton: I had a lobotomy!
Middle-Eastern Man: Okay...
Milton: To calm down my cravings to maim and stab and be all angry and everything.
Middle-Eastern Man: Don't call me!
Milton: Ah-
(man hangs up)
(ringback tone)
Middle-Eastern Man #2: Good afternoon, Carpet (censored).
Milton: Yes, let me speak to the other guy again real quick!
Middle-Eastern Man #2: You can't speak to him! Sir, if you call one more time, I'm going to give you to cops...
Milton: What?!
Middle-Eastern Man #2: I'm going to sue you, my friend. This is a business...
Milton: I know!
Middle-Eastern Man #2: You cannot...you cannot call us, okay?
Milton: I want to-
Middle-Eastern Man #2: If you call one more time, I am going to sue you for harassment...
Milton: Let me talk to the other guy!
Middle-Eastern Man #2: You cannot talk to other guy, sir.
Milton: I want- I want a job.
Middle-Eastern Man #2: Huh?
Milton: I want to sell carpet! I-I'm starting today, I'm coming down to fill out the application!
Middle-Eastern Man: Okay, come and get the application!
Middle-Eastern Man #2: All right...
Milton: Hello?!
Middle-Eastern Man: God (censored) crazy guy...
Milton: Let me speak to Flappy!
Middle-Eastern Man: Don't call anymore! And don't call anymore! I'm sick and tired, okay?!
(man hangs up)
(ringback tone)
==Trivia==
*Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13UCy9hH-LQ
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Category:Prank calls