Kreep Stringfellow

This is the thirty-second episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with Aaron looking at his entire folder collection of images of Ken Stringfellow)
Aaron: Yes. Yes… YES! (starts drooling)
Aaron’s mother: (groggy) Aaron, what did I say earlier about waking us up?
Aaron: That it wouldn’t happen again?
Aaron’s mother: Exactly. Now I’m going back to sleep. Y’know, that MGK guy makes good sleeping music.
Aaron: Good to know, mom. Night.
(Aaron’s mother goes back to her bedroom, and Aaron continues scrolling through the folder until he finds the perfect one to post to Squidward’s Toilet)
Aaron: Aaaand… (presses enter) Posted! I’m sure they’ll love another image of their favorite sex offender.
(His image immediately gets deleted)
Aaron: WHAT? NOT FAIR!
Paige: Sorry, but rule 14 is rule 14.
Liz: It’s true, you know.
Aaron: I am in your walls.
Liz: Actually, I’m in YOUR walls.
(A close-up shot of Liz shows that she is actually in Aaron’s walls)
Aaron: (screams like a woman) Alright, that’s it! I need to show the world how great Ken Stringfellow truly is!
Liz: We know what he’s like, Aaron, you’ve posted several articles and images of him.
Aaron: No, I mean, the real deal.
Liz: (shudders) That’s not a good idea, Aaron…
Aaron: What? I’m a sex offender too, not like it makes a difference. I even jacked off in the PetSmart for crying out loud!
(Liz suddenly vanishes)
Aaron: Damn, now I’m lonely again. I guess I have no choice but to show the world the worst man in the world.
(Aaron heads toward his closet and pulls out a devil summoning kit)
Aaron: Why haven’t I used this yet?
(A few minutes later, Aaron has set up the devil summoning kid)
Aaron: Alright, so according to the instructions, all I have to do is say the evil person’s name backwards. (clears throat) WOLLEFGNIRTS NEK!
(The ground starts shaking, and Stringfellow slowly starts rising from the floor)
Aaron: YES! YES! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!
Stringfellow: Of course I’m alive, you idiot. I’m not dead just yet. Also where the hell am I?
Aaron: Mister Stringfellow, I am your biggest fan! I am Mr. Aaron Walker!
Stringfellow: I ought to call the cops on you for what you have done. I was living the lavish life alone!
Aaron: I’m lonely…
Stringfellow: So am I. Deal with it.
(Stringfellow leaves Aaron’s room, and eventually his house)
Stringfellow: Where the hell am I? (he starts looking around)
Aaron: I’m afraid you cannot leave.
(Aaron puts a giant net over Stringfellow and drags him back to his house. When he is back in his bedroom, he lets up the next)
Stringfellow: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME MAN?
Aaron: I want you… to go on this Discord server.
Stringfellow: Okay…
(Stringfellow gets onto the computer to create a new Discord account. Several minutes later, he joins the SBFW server, named “Squidward’s Toilet”)
Stringfellow: I must say, this is a terrible server name.
Aaron: Get used to it.
SpongeBot: Aaron, I know it’s you…
Aaron: It’s not me this time, I swear!
Stringfellow: HELP I’M HERE AGAINST MY WILL!
(Aaron deletes Stringfellow’s message)
SpongeBot: Hmm… something is up. If this IS the real Ken, then post a selfie of yourself right now.
Stringfellow: Fine.
(Stringfellow takes a selfie of himself with his phone, and posts it onto the server)
SpongeBot: Hold on, just need to make sure it’s really you… okay it’s the real deal. What the fuck, did Aaron kidnap you or something?
Stringfellow: That’s exactly what he did.
Aaron: I DID NOT! HE CAME TO MY HOUSE WILLINGLY!
Vanessa: Aaron what the fuck
Aaron: I DID NOT DO ANYTHING! LIES! SLANDER!
CrazySponge: Hi, so I posted an image of my nipples to my girl space friend- WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE CREEPY GUY HERE?
Aaron: No reason. Wait, I forgot something! I wanted to show Stringfellow my memes I made of him!
Stringfellow: You did what now?
(Aaron posts Dreamfellow onto the server, and Stringfellow screams of terror irl)
Stringfellow: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR DOING THIS!
Aaron: Oh it gets even better! (he posts Furfellow onto the server as well)
SpongeBot: Not this shit again…
Stringfellow: …again? I hate my life… I’m not even a furry…
Aaron: You’re welcome!
Jess: There’s nothing wrong with being a furry btw
Stringfellow: AHHHH!
(Stringfellow runs out of the room, and Aaron tries to capture him again, but to no avail, as Stringfellow has run all the way back home)
Aaron: Aw man, I didn’t even get to tell him about the sex offender allegations… I wanted to hear his side of it.
Vanessa: Let’s pretend this never happened.
Aaron: Agreed. Reveal love, conceal love.
SpongeBot: Oh my fucking god-
(end)
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