The Bad Guys: Second Comeback/Transcript

== Scene I: Opening ==
(Dreamworks Logo, the Bad Guys drive into the moon, causing all of them to fly on the crescent. Mr. Wolf then pulls out a fishing rod and goes fishing)
Mr. Snake: Really? Giving it to the bank?
Mr. Wolf: Why not? It isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either.
Mr. Snake: Well, we can pay ourselves, right?
Mr. Wolf: The people we're helping has got our pay. Besides, may I need to remind you of that push pop?
Mr. Snake: Okay, I get it. I do have a kind and generous soul...deep...down.
Mr. Wolf: Aaah, there we go! Shark was right about you.
Mr. Snake: Yeah, well, he got what he wanted, so that's that.
Mr. Snake: But hold on, aren't these thugs holding more than just paper cash?
Mr. Wolf: Relax, we're just getting started!
Mr. Wolf: Oh, and that's fifteen minutes. Let's ride.
(Mr. Snake nods)
Mr. Wolf: You know the best part about being here?
Mr. Snake: Yeah?
Mr. Wolf: Nobody fears us anymore. Hey, how are you doing?
Mr. Snake: See you later, everyone!
(Mr. Wolf pushes open the bank door)
Diane Foxington: Hey, boys!
Mr. Wolf: Sup?
Diane: I got another mission for you guys. The Outback Outlaws got loot from a museum.
Mr. Snake: Oh, not those guys! They drive me nuts!
Mr. Wolf: It's still because of Mr. Dingo, isn't it?
(Mr. Wolf and Mr. Snake gets in Mr. Wolf's car)
Mr. Snake: Yes! I can't believe he...
Diane: Calm down, Snake. We'll get him when we find him. 
Mr. Snake: Fair deal.
(Mr. Wolf starts the car and drives off)
(Mr. Wolf rides the highway)
Mr. Wolf: Hey, you! Come over, will you?
Mr. Wolf: A bit closer.
(The camera zooms into Mr. Wolf)
Mr. Wolf: Too close.
(The camera zooms out)
Mr. Wolf: Just right. Now, I know what you're thinking. How are the Bad Guys doing good things?
(Flashbacks to the first Bad Guys movie)
Mr. Wolf: Well, let's just say... We had fun dealing with the Marmalade business.
(Cut back to the three on the road)
Mr. Wolf: Didn't we guys?
Diane and Mr. Wolf: Yeah, we did!
Mr. Wolf: That next to me is Mr. Snake! You might know him as an expert safecracker, but does it to criminals' vaults now. He's still my best bud, he's also got a grudge against a dingo!
Mr. Snake: Are you serious?
Mr. Wolf: He's still the sweetheart we know and love!
Mr. Wolf: Next to him is the newly acquainted Diane Foxington, or the Crimson Paw! Expert acrobat and thief of her time! Never identified, but she's right there in our eyes!
Mr. Wolf: I'm sorry, did I say that too loud?
Diane: Nope. Still the same old wolf.
(Mr. Wolf turns toward an exit)
Mr. Wolf: You two want to see a magic trick?
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula standing on the pole, hacking into the traffic lights)
Mr. Wolf: I call it new emergency vehicle. It should happen right about...
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula turning the lights to green)
Mr. Wolf: Now!
(Lights turn green)
Mr. Wolf: This is Ms. Tarantula. Our tech expert and hacker of the underground, we call her Webs! 
(Ms. Tarantula lands into the vehicle)
Mr. Wolf: I still like your style, Webs!
Ms. Tarantula: I snuck a GPS tracker onto the Outback Outlaws' van! Let me pull that up!
(Ms. Tarantula shows a screen revealing the Outback Outlaws' location)
GPS: Turn left on the next road!
Mr. Wolf: There we go!
(Mr. Wolf turns left)
(Mr. Shark, disguised as a pedestrian, jaywalks on purpose in the van's path)
(The Outback Outlaws' van, going to fast, swerved, lost control and crashed into a building)
(The van starts up and sped left) 
(Mr. Wolf's car comes up and Mr. Shark points left before jumping in)
Mr. Shark: Hey guys! I was the pedestrian!
Mr. Wolf: This is Mr. Shark, who blends in with his disguise mastery. Despite his apex predator status, he's good on the inside.
Mr. Wolf: I know, but that's what makes Mr. Shark.
(Cut to the van)
Mr. Wolf: And last but certainly not least...
(Cut to Mr. Piranha landing on the van's grate)
Mr. Piranha: Surprise! 
(Mr. Piranha rips open the grate and tears apart the engine)
(Mr. Piranha then jumps up)
Mr. Wolf: ...Is Mr. Piranha. Still this crazy guy, but at least nobody messes with him. 
(Mr. Piranha lands into Mr. Wolf's car)
Mr. Piranha: Haha! *talking in Spanish"
Mr. Wolf: Piranha! We're not supposed to kill them.
Mr. Piranha: Oh, pffft. I took out what makes the engine explode.
Ms. Tarantula: The combustion chamber?
(The van's engine blew, causing it to lose control)
Diane: Well, I guess since you took out their engine, they're going to crash into that building.
(The van crashes into the building Diane pointed at)
Ms. Tarantula: Whoa, how did you know what would happen?
Diane: Lucky guess.
(Mr. Wolf stops his car in front of the back and everyone departs)
== Scene II: Mafias Team ==
(The scene zooms out and enters a screen, revealing a security room)
Security Guard 1: What the hell? I thought they were caught.
Father Armani: The police chief almost got them arrested. I expect she made the mistake of entrapping them with candy.
Security Guard 1: Well, the chief is obviously obsessive with these guys.
Security Guard 2: Look at the recent news about them, boss!
(The guard pulls up recent online article)
Security Guard 2: They're up against the Outback Outlaws again!
Father Armani: I am not surprised. The Outback Outlaws are more dangerous than the Bad Guys.
Father Armani: I suggest...
(The three hear loud noises from outside the security room)
(The guard switches to Luck making a mess in the halls and knocking out guards)
Father Armani: Speak of the devil. Let him in when he gets here.
Security Guard 1: Oh, yeah, sure. Let the grizzly Russian boss in, are you out of your mind?
Father Armani: We got a lot in common, as they disrupted our businesses before going after them, not knowing who they are owned by.
(The three hear loud growls and screaming before the door slams open)
Luck: *Yelling out in Russian*
(The two guards tilt their heads in confusion while Father Armani grins)
Luck: *Grunting* Those good for nothing... do-gooders!
(Luck walks in front of Father Armani)
Luck: Before they went after double O again, my supply of hallucinogens went missing!
(Luck looks at the Bad Guys on the screen, confronting the Outback Outlaws)
Luck: Oh, ho, ho! I bet it's those Bad Guys, Da?
Father Armani: You bet right. They exposed one of my loan sharking operations. So, how about this?
(Security Guard 1 and 2 look and gasp)
Father Armani: A partnership you will not refuse.
(Eight people pop up from the door and gasp at the same time)
Luck: Yes. We'll catch Bad Guys faster. Deal.
(Luck extended his paw, and Father Armani extended his hand before they both shook)
== Scene III: Taking back the museum props ==
(Cut back to the Bad Guys approaching the back)
(Mr. Piranha forces the doors open, revealing Mr. Dingo aiming his rifle, Mr. Scorpion pointing his tail, and Ms. Alligator hissing)
Mr. Dingo: Aimless abhorrent abysmal awkward apexes! You always get us, mate!
Mr. Wolf: I'm sure the cards are laid for us, Mr. Dingo.
Mr. Dingo: What are you people looking at? I am the greatest sharpshooter the city has ever known! Notable feat? Took out the bank's controls with an explosive round. Using the same explosive rounds, now!
Mr. Wolf: And Ms. Crocodile, really?
Mr. Dingo: Judging by her very appearance, she is the ambush master and can lead anyone to where she puts that skill into action!
Mr. Hyena: Hey, when's the explosion action?
(Mr. Dingo punches Mr. Hyena)
Mr. Dingo: Shut it, hyena!
Ms. Tarantula: Ugh. I don't like any of them anyway! Including, this scorpion guy.
Mr. Dingo: Oh, Mr. Scorpion? He's our tranquilizer. His greatest target, the bulky chief herself!
Mr. Wolf: Whoa, did you really tranquilize the chief one time?
(Sirens blair)
Diane: Hey guys, now's the time to bust.
Mr. Wolf: Alright, you better...
(The Bad Guys see the van has been deserted with the goods left behind)
Diane: Looks like they didn't bother taking their loot.
Mr. Wolf: I wonder. It's up to you, then.
(The police arrive at the scene)
(Chief Misty Luggins comes out her car)
Chief Luggins: Where are they? Where are those Outlaw scumbags?
Officer 1: Chief, this looks like their van. But there's something on it. Take a look.
Chief Luggins: We're doing the hard work so you don't have to. Love, the Bad Guys?!
Chief Luggins: Ooh! I thought they would steal those criminal loots!
(Car revving is heard)
(Mr. Wolf drives his car towards the street whence the police came)
Mr. Wolf: Just make sure to catch them, alright?
(Title shows up, temporarily pausing as "Trojans" by Atlas Genius plays)
Chief Luggins: Oh, for fff... Get them, they're speeding!
(Sees black vehicles following the Bad Guys)
Officer 2: Those guys?
Chief Luggins: A... Whatever! Just chase them!
(Everyone retreats to their police cars and drove off)
(Cut to the Bad Guys returning the museum's artifacts)
Mr. Wolf: And there's the Neptune replica.
Museum Curator: Thank you! Oh, was the Spinosaurus dino egg among that?
Mr. Wolf: We didn't see a dinosaur egg among the loot they took. We'll keep looking for it.
Museum Curator: Well, I don't think it is much significance. Here's your pay.
(The museum curator hands them a suitcase of cash)
Museum Curator: Don't worry, there will be a replica until the egg is returned. Be seeing you.
(Mr. Wolf and the curator sees black vehicles approaching)
Museum: Curator: Ahh! The Mafias! Ahhh!
(The Museum Curator runs)
(Mr. Wolf rushes back to his car with the suitcase)
Mr. Wolf: We got our pay! Let's bounce!
(Mr. Wolf speeds off)
(Police follow the black vehicles)
Chief Luggins: Alright, vehicles in black! Move aside, or I will pull you all over!
(The heaviest pull back and men aim mounted guns on them)
Chief Luggins: Did you not hear me?! I said pull over!
Officer 1: Umm... Chief? I think they're about to...
Soldier 1: Fire!
(The soldiers fire their guns at the police, and they swerve everywhere, causing most to crash)
Chief Luggins: Oh, I am going to make to pay for this! 
(Chief Luggins rams one of the black vans, causing it to lose control and speed into the vehicle in front)
(All of the black vehicles pile up, blocking all of their side of the freeway)
Chief Luggins: No! No, no, no!
(Chief Luggins exits her car and climbs the pile to see Mr. Wolf's car gone)
Chief Luggins: I will get you, Wolf! *grunting loudly*
== Scene IV: Back at the hideout ==
(Fade out and in to the Bad Guys entering the hideout with Diane gone)
(Cut to the elevator doors opening to the recently refurbished hideout, albeit without gold or valuables)
Mr. Wolf: Isn't it nice to be in our nice new hideout?
Mr. Piranha: It's dope! Say, when's Diane coming back?
Mr. Wolf: Piranha, she talked about this. A politician is always busy.
(Mr. Snake opens the freezer, to a push pop)
Ms. Tarantula: This goodness stuff is paying off!
(Mr. Snake grabs an ice cream box)
Mr. Snake: Who's up for ice cream cones?
Mr. Shark: Oh, me, me!
Ms. Tarantula: Wow!
Mr. Piranha: Let me at 'em!
(Everyone except Mr. Wolf eats a cone)
(Mr. Snake offers a cone to Mr. Wolf)
Mr. Wolf: I'll pass. Cheesecake cannot beat my taste buds.
Ms. Tarantula: Oh yeah, it was delicious!
Mr. Shark: I wanted another one, but Piranha here...
Mr. Piranha: What? Its flavor is irresistable!
(Mr. Wolf turns on the TV)
Tiffany Fluffit: In breaking news, the Outback Outlaws got away again! The Bad Guys have once again, proved they are redeemed!
(The rest of the gang joins Mr. Wolf)
Ms. Tarantula: Oh, this is exciting!
Mr. Snake: Yep. We're on the news once more.
Tiffany: However, black vehicles pursuing the Bad Guys were identified by Chief Luggins as the mafia's vehicles! We now go over to Governor Foxington, who's got something to say on this matter!
(The gang show unconcerned reactions) 
Mr. Snake: We were being chased by WHAT?!
Mr. Wolf: The mafia! That's what I thought when we busted that loan sharking operation! 
Diane: Calm down, folks. I know, the mafia's dangerous. I just... don't have the words to ridicule them like I did to the Bad Guys. Right now, though, I already identified two mafias in Los Angeles.
Mr. Shark: Don't be the Russians, don't be the Russians!
Diane: The two happen to be the local Los Angeles Crime Family, and the widespread Russian Mafia!
Mr. Shark: Grr... I told you this would happen!
(Mr. Shark shakes Mr. Snake, but stops)
Diane: But... their leaders are too good. Father Armani has a huge public profile, but Luck, the grizzly bear, is feared by everyone!
Ms. Tarantula: So that's why they keep continuing to do their operations!
Diane: Don't worry, everyone. They will go down. Not now, perhaps not tomorrow, but soon. Thank you.
Tiffany: And now back to you, where we will talk to Father Armani...
(Mr. Wolf turns off the TV)
Mr. Wolf: Let's take a break from mafia stuff.
Mr. Snake: What? And let those mafia bosses roam free? They've made a lot of headlines recently!
(Mr. Snake shows newspapers)
Mr. Snake: Father hosts buffet, Luck "mauls" a rusty car, Armani offended at broken spaghetti he ordered a hit, Luck partaking in Veteran's Day.
Ms. Tarantula: Actually, we don't know if he is part military.
Mr. Snake: He showed up in a ridiculous uniform, though!
Mr. Wolf: Guys, guys. Let's get serious. We haven't been familiar with the mafia, but we know someone who is.
(Cut to Mr. Wolf dialing Diane while Ms. Tarantula uses her computer)
Diane: Hello?
Mr. Wolf: Hey Diane. I think Ms. Tarantula revealed a secret drug operation.
Ms. Tarantula: There are piles of illegally smuggled cocaine in a warehouse in one of the poorest neighborhoods. I am sending you the coordinates now.
Diane: What about you guys? What will you do?
Mr. Wolf: We're not interfering in mafia stuff for a few moments. We'll keep catching criminals in the act if we have to. 
== Scene V: Warehouse Infiltration ==
(Cut to night, where Diane is in one of the poorest neighborhoods)
(Diane, dressed as the Crimson Paw, breaks the window to said warehouse)
Diane: I'm in the warehouse, but how do I find which is cocaine?
Ms. Tarantula: I suggest sniffing for the stuff. A few boxes should also be labelled.
(Diane sniff and freezes before swiping left and right, looking for one box before stumbling across one)
(Before she could grab it, she saw the lights turn on and looked to see mafia soldiers)
Soldier 1: It's the Crimson Paw!
Soldier 2: Shoot them!
(She dodges the bullets and knocks a few of them out before one of them held a walkie-talkie)
Soldier 2: I need backup! I'm at the warehouse you assigned me to, and the Crimson Paw's...
(Diane knocks out the soldier before returning to the box and opening it)
Diane: Webs! I got the box! When are you coming over?
Ms. Tarantula: We already caught a thief break in, and we're coming over to you now!
Diane: It needs to be fast! I can hear vehicles coming over!
(Black vehicles show up, and Father Armani steps out of his car)
(Diane opens the box and took a few bags before escaping through the broken window and dropping a cufflink)
(Father Armani approaches the cufflink and picks it up)
Father Armani: The Crimson Paw had the governor's cufflink. How can this be possible?
Soldier 1: We don't know, boss! The governor doesn't leave behind her stuff! Unless...
Soldier 2: Unless what?
Father Armani: The governor IS the Crimson Paw.
(All the soldiers gasp at the realization, with soldiers firing in the background, unexpectedly causing Diane to run) 
Diane: Don't meet me at the warehouse! Meet me outside the neighborhood!
(Cut to Father Armani and his soldiers)
Father Armani: We have always suspected the governor of having a criminal history. We had our best spies, informants, and hackers everywhere she went, but they weren't successful. This will be our chance. Tomorrow, I will call the governor, tell her about her cufflink being stolen by the Crimson Paw, and we will rat her out!
(Soldiers cheering)
== Scene VI: Exposed ==
(Fade in to Diane in her governor's office, talking to Mr. Wolf on the phone)
Diane: I know, I know! It's been bad. We'll get them, eventually. See if you can still catch the Outback Outlaws.
Mr. Wolf: I understand, we're on some crime busting operations right now. Join us if you feel like it, okay?
Diane: It's good. I'll be with you guys soon.
(Diane hangs up)
Diane: *sigh* What am I doing? They're unstoppable.
(The phone rings again and Diane frowns before picking it up after faking a smile)
Diane: Governor Foxington speaking!
Father Armani: Governor, this is Father Armani.
Diane: You? You really know how to network.
Father Armani: Yes. Besides that, we believe the Crimson Paw stole your cufflink, right?
(Diane's face drops, realizing she left her cufflink)
Father Armani: Don't bother hiding it. The governor would always have something valuable on them at all costs, but we know you still have the Zumpango Diamond. Drop the act, or I will bring your cufflink to the media, where I will tell them who you really are. That would make me a true hero.
(Diane appeared sweating and panicked)
Father Armani: Ciao on the flip side.
(Father Armani hangs up before Diane dropped the phone and ran out her office)
(Cut to the Bad Guys returning to their hideout after a recently busted operation)
Mr. Snake: *Laughing* They really thought they could get away, could they?
Mr. Shark: Nope. I don't think they could either. *chuckling*
Mr. Snake: So, what was it with you and the Russian mafia? We'll keep it to ourselves.
Mr. Shark: I don't want to talk about it right now.
(The Bad Guys sit on the couch)
Mr. Wolf: Alright. Perhaps later.
Mr. Shark: Yeah, perhaps later.
(Mr. Wolf turns on the TV to show Diane giving a speech)
Diane: After a few confirmed interactions with Father Armani, the boss of the Los Angeles Crime Family, and him threatening to expose what secrets he had discovered, I am announcing my official resignation as Governor of California!
(The Bad Guys looked on in shock)
Diane: No further questions asked!
Tiffany: What about your cabinet who didn't show up for work this morning?
(Diane stopped and looked at Tiffany with confusion)
Diane: No. No question on that either.
(People on TV end up murmuring)
Tiffany: As we speak, a new governor is coming as Diane takes her leave. Please welcome, Riley Scorpio!
(The Bad Guys look confused)
Mr. Wolf: Does anyone know that guy?
Ms. Tarantula: Not me.
Mr. Piranha: Not me.
Riley Scorpio: Thanks for having me onboard. Now, I feel bad for Diane Foxington and her cabinet, but I Scorpio, will do what she couldn't do. Or should I call her, The Crimson Paw! I would like to thank Father Armani for presenting this cufflink she had on her Crimson Paw person, he's the real hero now!
(Mr. Wolf turns it off)
Mr. Wolf: So the mafia was responsible for making her evicted, and possibly the reason the cabinet went missing.
Mr. Shark: Those nitwit dummies! I can't believe they did this!
(Mr. Wolf was suddenly angry and grinning)
Mr. Snake: Why are you grinning like that? Is it because Diane is out of office?
(Mr. Wolf stands up and walks to the window)
Mr. Wolf: Guys? Remember the days we used to pull off successful heists? Well, I think it's time to break character.
(Mr. Wolf pulls the blinds up, revealing an advertisement for the Fortuna's Casino)
Mr. Snake: Are you kidding? That place is owned by the two mafias now!
Mr. Wolf: So that means the Los Angeles Crime Family and the Russian Mafia are both involved in this. Webs let's see what you can discover about the place.
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula using her laptop yet again)
Ms. Tarantula: The Fortuna's Wheel is one of the biggest and most prestigious! Its vault is said to contain a lot of valuables, including jewels, and possibly the Spinosaurus dinosaur egg. This place is large, though. We'll never infiltrate it alone!
Mr. Wolf: Then let me tell you that I have the number of someone we know.
== Scene VII: The Outback Outlaws return ==
(Cut to the Outback Outlaws arriving to the hideout with their JLTV)
(Mr. Snake slaps Mr. Wolf with his tail)
Mr. Snake: Why? Out of all people!
Mr. Dingo: He did dare bring us here! But, I got something to take care of.
Mr. Snake: Oh, I already got something to take care of, right here!
Ms. Crocodile: Whoa, whoa, fellas. We were called because we all have a common job.
Mr. Wolf: And you didn't introduce the rest of your team.
(Mr. Snake backs away while Mr. Dingo repositions himself)
Mr. Dingo: Oh, right. Those two on Ms. Crocodile are Mr. and Mrs. Vampire Bat. Aerial scouts of the night, with the ability to echolocate trouble.
Mr. Dingo: And last but not least...
(Mr. Hyena blows up a firecracker)
Mr. Dingo: ...Is Mr. Hyena. He's a dumdum, always getting us in trouble and a pretty low IQ. However, his only redeeming quality is his explosive expertise.
Mr. Dingo: How many times do I have to tell you, NOT to play with firecrackers?!
Mr. Hyena: Sorry, boss! I... I, I...
Mr. Wolf: Fellas! Argument aside, we got to combine our skills to take whatever they have in that vault.
Mr. Wolf: We need a plan. Webs, tell us more about the casino!
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(Cut to outlining the casino)
Ms. Tarantula: The casino has a large vault that is not disclosed to the public. We'll need to find blueprints. It always gets busy at night, so we will need to do this in the day. There are also lots of cameras and guards. We will need to bypass them if we are to get to one slot machine or pickpocket a cheater.
(Cut back to the hideout)
Mr. Dingo: I like your plan. But there's something wrong with that. 
(Cut to the dye packs, cameras, slot machines, the vault, and the manager's office)
Mr. Dingo: Over the last year, the mafia updated the casino's security system, putting encryption inside the machines that constantly update, the code that changes daily is entrusted to higher casino officials, the cameras are designed to be unhackable, and those dye packs will go off unless disabled manually.
Mr. Wolf: Okay, I think I got a plan in mind.
== Scene VIII: The Heist ==
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(Cut to the Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws at the casino)
Mr. Wolf: First step, we will go present ourselves like a casino would expect. However, Outlaws, you'll need disguises. We'll all blend in with the patrons.
Casino Patron 1: We love you, Bad Guys!
Mr. Wolf: Right back at you.
Casino Patron 2: Can I have your autograph?
Mr. Snake: Allow us.
(Every Bad Guy member signs his book)
(Cut to the casino host)
Mr. Wolf: Step two, Snake, try to get chummy with either management member. They're the ones with the daily code.
Mr. Snake (V.O): I choose one of the hosts!
(Mr. Snake approaches the host)
Mr. Snake: Why hello!
Casino Host: Uhh, hey. Can I help you with anything?
Mr. Snake: Yeah, I got a question about the poker coins. So, if I have a few, and I want to turn it into money, what should I do?
Casino Host: Sir, that's pretty simple. There are cashiers everywhere, ready to convert your chips to cash. Anything else?
Mr. Snake: Well, I was wondering what games you can play across this place. I mean the casino is big, but I already got a VIP...
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula and Mr. Scorpion)
Mr. Wolf: Step three, Webs and Scorpion will be at the electronic games. Try to get some cash out of it.
Mr. Scorpion: I don't know about you, but I feel like trying my luck!
(Webs stops Scorpion)
Ms. Tarantula: Focus, Scorpion! We gotta hack into this slot machine!
Mr. Scorpion: Argh! I'll try my best! Though, I don't get why we can possibly pick this lock.
(Mr. Scorpion opens the locked door with his tail, but is facing an encryption screen reading "Restricted Access") 
Mr. Scorpion: Well, I got where to get the money, but it says restricted access.
Ms. Tarantula: Obviously! Oh, close it! Someone's coming!
(Mr. Scorpion closes the hatch)
(Cut to Mr. Shark and Mr. Piranha entering the archives dressed like guards)
Mr. Wolf: Last step, Shark and Piranha will disguise as employees and go into the archives for the blueprints.
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Vampire Bat hanging on the high ceiling)
Mr. Wolf: Mr. and Mrs. Vampire Bat, watch the entire establishment and take note of all the patrons. 
Mr. Vampire Bat: This should be easy!
(Mrs. Vampire Bat slaps Mr. Vampire Bat)
Mr. Vampire Bat: Ow!
Mrs. Vampire Bat: It will be easier if you shut the mouth.
(Cut to Mr. Wolf, Dingo and Hyena playing poker)
Mr. Wolf (V.O.): While they do that, Mr. Dingo, Hyena and I do what all patrons here do.
Mr. Wolf: I'm going all in.
Mr. Hyena: Whoa, are you sure you want to do that?
Mr. Wolf: Yep. Let's see what's up.
Gambler 1: This is high-stakes poker! Let's reveal our cards.
(Three gamblers and Mr. Wolf, Dingo, and Hyena pick up their cards)
Gambler 1: Straight Flush of Hearts!
Gambler 2: Full house!
Mr. Dingo: Argh! Straight!
Mr. Hyena: Ehh, what's this?
Gambler 2: That is a high card, the lowest so far. The Royal flush is the best hand.
(Everyone stares at Mr. Wolf, who shows his cards)
Mr. Wolf: Royal Flush of Spades!
(Everyone starts arguing and making angry noises as Gambler 1 passed all the coins to Mr. Wolf)
Mr. Wolf: Looks like I'll need a suitcase.
(Cut to Mr. Shark and Piranha in the archives, searching for the blueprints)
Mr. Shark: Ms. Tarantula said to look for the blueprints like this. 
Mr. Piranha: Let's just search through the shelves until we find the right label.
(Cut to Mr. Shark and Piranha rapidly rummaging through the files, but made a mess with some of them)
(Mr. Piranha finds the blueprint file)
Mr. Piranha: Found it!
Archivist: Hey!
(Mr. Shark and Piranha turn to see the archivist)
Archivist: Who did this?
Mr. Shark: *authority voice* Well, it appeared some delinquent staff got in here and tried to take some of the papers. It seemed nothing was stolen.
Mr. Piranha: *authority voice* Yeah, but you won't be alone. I'll help clean up.
Archivist: Oh, thank goodness. You, try to get the culprits behind this!
(Mr. Shark snatches the blueprint from Mr. Piranha)
Mr. Piranha: *authority voice* Hey!
Mr. Shark: *authority voice* I'll be doing my duties, ma'am. I'll also see if I can get a copy of this blueprint.
(Mr. Shark exits the archives and enters one of the bars of the casino)
(Mr. Shark uses his radio to contact Ms. Tarantula)
Mr. Shark: Webs, the vault appears to be right below the main floor! It's not hard to get to, but the security down there will be troubling to pass! The only way to get down there is with an elevator that is going to have a keypad.
(Ms. Tarantula gets into contact with Mr. Wolf, Dingo, and Hyena who received two suitcases of cash)
Ms. Tarantula: Wolf! Dingo! Hyena! The vault is right beneath your feet! Unfortunately, the only elevator that can go down there has a keypad in the very back of the casino, and I never looked into that.
(Mr. Wolf groans)
Mr. Dingo: Hey, don't fret it. We'll get someone to do it.
(Cut to Mr. Dingo threatening a pit boss)
Mr. Dingo: What's the code? I taped the camera up there! Don't make Hyena blow you up!
Mr. Hyena: Uhh... I thought this was a stealth mission, Mr. Dingo.
Mr. Dingo: Ugh! Of course, it is! 
Mr. Wolf: We'll let you be, unless we expose any connections you have with the mafia.
(The pit boss enters the five-digit code, opening the elevator doors and all of them enter as Wolf pushes the button to go down and it closes)
(Cut to Mr. Snake and the casino host in the bar having drinks) 
Mr. Snake: So I told him, "Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air!"
Casino Host: Wow! I never heard that.
Mr. Snake: Uh-huh.
(Mr. Snake flickers his tongue in the air)
Mr. Snake: Eugh! Yuck! Someone has bad breath!
Casino Host: You want someone to blame? That guy next to me.
Mr. Snake: Nevermind, nevermind! So, tell me, what is it like to be a host?
Casino Host: I am always trying my best to impress clients, okay?
(Cut to Mr. Shark overhearing the conversation)
Casino Host: I don't even get paid enough. I always face these rude clients that I have to constantly kick out. Another martini, please.
(Cut back to the counter, where the bartender passes another martini to the host)
Casino Host: You know what I mean?
Mr. Snake: Look, when I performed a lot of heists with my gang, nobody treated me like everyone else. You always go down one path when that happens. When I saw my tail wag after giving a push pop to Shark, I noticed it's not too late to change my path.
(Cut back to Mr. Shark who sits at the far end, waving for a Cosmopolitan)
Mr. Snake: You're not just impressing clients; you're also proving you are doing a good job, let me tell you. Same went for me when I now crack vaults of criminals.
Mr. Shark: *authority voice* I tried to choose a path of mine.
(Mr. Snake and the Casino Host turn to look)
Mr. Snake: What do you mean, officer?
Mr. Shark: *authority voice* I was a bouncer, once. All I did was stand around, observing the parties. It went boring quickly, so I went to security. I might have discovered my dream job already.
Mr. Snake: We're glad you made that choice, then.
Mr. Shark: *authority voice* Thank you.
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula typing and Mr. Scorpion sitting around)
Mr. Scorpion: I'm bored!
Ms. Tarantula: Hey, I got a lot of attachment devices. Make yourself useful and put each one on all gaming machines!
Mr. Scorpion: Fine! But you should have thought about that in the first place!
(Mr. Scorpion jumps from each slot machine to the other, while also including watching his surroundings)
Mr. Vampire Bat: Ms. Crocodile, get ready for the duffel bags when each slot machine is hacked!
Ms. Crocodile: Copy that.
(Cut to the elevator door opening, revealing Mr. Wolf, Dingo and Hyena facing the vault)
Mr. Dingo: My, God. How will we pass all of that? 
(Mr. Wolf looks at the box for the ceiling turret and laser system)
Mr. Wolf: The Anti-heist system?!
Mr. Wolf: Hyena! Can you see if that box can be destroyed without setting off the alarm?
Mr. Hyena: Oh, I have the thing right here.
(Mr. Hyena pulls out a dart and throws it at the box before pulling out a button)
Mr. Hyena: Watch this.
(Mr. Hyena presses the button and the dart explodes, causing a shaking effect that is felt through the casino floor, including the bar Snake and the Casino Host talked)
Casino Host: Did you guys feel that? 
Mr. Snake: Ugh. I bet it's the demo team. This time, they went crazy.
Casino Host: *chuckles* You must be right. Hey, since we've been talking for a while now, I want to write you something. But, whatever you do, do NOT reveal it to anyone. Okay?
(Mr. Snake nods as the casino host passes a series of six numbers, 781294)
Mr. Snake: Thanks for the drinks... what was your name again?
Casino Host: Martha.
Mr. Snake: Hubert. I'll see you around, Martha.
(Mr. Snake slithers with Mr. Shark following)
(Martha follows the two, sensing something was wrong, and saw Mr. Shark and Snake talking to the Bad Guys)
(Martha contacts Luck with her mobile phone)
Martha: *speaking in Russian*
(Cut to Mr. Piranha and the archivist finishing cleaning up the archives)
Archivist: Ah, thanks for helping me. I was worried I was going to do it all by myself.
Mr. Piranha: Yeah, no proble... *authority voice* Uh, you're welcome. Voice crack.
Archivist: Uh, yeah. Have this. It's a rose, though it has a secret weapon in its pedals.
Mr. Piranha: *authority voice* Are you sure? In this case, I'll take this as my payment. Be seeing you.
Archivist: I'll see you too.
(The archivist changed from compassionate to suspicious as she went to her office and called the police)
Archivist: Hello, I have a gut feeling that the Bad Guys are at it again.
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Vampire Bat overhearing the sudden calls and revealing Snake and Piranha's reactions)
Mr. Vampire Bat: Snake! Get this! The casino host is on the radio speaking Russian! I think she's suspicious of you.
Snake: Uh oh, Shark, we gotta move!
Shark: Hang on, I got this! Miss! Illegal spying, are we?
Mrs. Vampire Bat: Piranha! You blew it! The archivist is now calling the cops!
Piranha: Oh, not again! Not again!
Mr. Vampire Bat: What a bunch of dumdums. 
(Cut to Mr. Dingo entering the code and the vault opens to reveal the shiny inside after three doors open)
Mr. Wolf: Jeez, this casino takes their security and valuables seriously. 
Mr. Dingo: You're telling me! It's lucky we don't have to waste cutting equipment on these mongrels.
Mr. Hyena: Oh, don't forget about the money packs sitting on that display.
Mr. Wolf: Oh, you're right! Ms. Tarantula would like this! Let's do this.
(Mr. Wolf, Hyena, and Dingo quickly deactivates all the money packs, but Hyena's last pile's dye pack explodes, ruining said pile)
Mr. Hyena: I am an explosives expert, but that's just ridiculous!
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula, who switched to GPS after hearing an alert)
Ms. Tarantula: Everyone, we got uncountable company coming to us!
== Scene IX: Busted! ==
(Cut to a police car followed by dozens and reveal Chief Luggins driving it)
(Cut to mafia vehicles coming in from an intersection and going on the street towards the casino)
(Cut to the vault, where Mr. Wolf, Dingo, and Hyena are packing all money and valuables)
Mr. Dingo: We gotta hurry! Quick, Hyena, get this black box out of here with us!
Mr. Hyena: On it!
(Mr. Dingo and Hyena struggle to hold up the servers while Mr. Wolf facepalms and looks at a flatbed cart they emptied)
Mr. Dingo: Come on! We can do this!
Mr. Hyena: Are you sure? This is pretty heavy!
(The two stop when they saw Mr. Wolf bringing in the flatbed cart)
Mr. Wolf: We should use one of these to carry the black box and the bags.
Mr. Hyena: Yeah, yeah, we should do that. But quickly!
(Cut to the police and mafia vehicles arriving at the same time and both sides rush out their vehicles)
Police Officers: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
Mafia Soldiers: For the family! *battle cry in Italian*, Revenge! Let's do this!
(Police officers and mafia soldiers enter the casino floor)
(Mr. Shark, Snake, and Piranha look at the armies, only to be snatched by Ms. Crocodile)
Mr. Shark: Ahh! What are you...?
(Ms. Crocodile pinches Mr. Shark's mouth shut)
Ms. Crocodile: I'm keeping you safe! We shouldn't draw attention to ourselves!
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula, who saw the armies)
Ms. Tarantula: Scorpion! Are you done putting them on the slot machines?
Mr. Scorpion: It's done! I'm on my way back! Now do your magic stuff!
(Ms. Tarantula expands her laptop to hack the slot machines)
Ms. Tarantula: Time for those slots to be worthless!
(Ms. Tarantula rapidly types on her laptop while a police officer appears behind her)
(Said officer is shot and makes a tranquilized pose, falling down, revealing Mr. Scorpion as the one)
(Ms. Tarantula and Mr. Scorpion nod in amazement while Mr. Scorpion goes to her)
(Cut to the police and mafia facing each other, with police with batons and mafia with guns)
Chief Luggins: Out of my way! What are you all doing here? This is our jurisdiction!
Luck: It's ours, too!
(Mafia soldiers move, revealing Luck who steps into the open circle and roars, bringing cheers to the soldiers)
Chief Luggins: It's one thing to order hits in my department, but taking over jurisdiction? Get out of here!
Luck: Never! You're big, but never use size!
(The police gasp and Chief Luggins is offended)
Chief Luggins: Oh, once I beat you so hard, your muzzle will be twisted!
Luck: I'll see you try, donut lover!
(The patrons join the soldiers and police as the brawl was going to begin)
(Chief Luggins and Luck charge at each other)
Chief Luggins: Aaaargh!
Luck: *Roars*
(Their fists collide, breaking nearby windows and making people duck)
(They then proceed with punches, followed by Luck's clawing, making Luggins use a baton)
(The soldiers and officers cheered, with the patrons offering snacks)
(Mr. Snake, Piranha, Shark, and Ms. Crocodile watch from the distance)
Mr. Snake: Should we do something about that?
Ms. Crocodile: Tarantula, any time now!
(Ms. Tarantula continously types until she hits the last button, causing all slot machines to spit money out)
Ms. Tarantula: Oh, fellas!
(Mr. Snake, Shark, Piranha, and Ms. Crocodile rush over to the slot machines and put all of them in the duffel bags)
(Cut to Luck and Chief Luggins, who are badly wounded and bruised)
Chief Luggins: Why did they choose you to be the boss?!
(Luck punches Chief Luggins from under her jaw)
Luck: I scared previous boss, made me boss!
(Chief Luggins smashes Luck's head)
Chief Luggins: You don't scare me! My officers pursued you for years!
(Chief Luggins and Luck continue fistfighting)
(Shift to Mr. Snake, Shark, Piranha, and Ms. Crocodile who finished packing the duffel bags)
Ms. Tarantula: Alright, but where are those three?
Mr. Wolf: Over here!
(Shift to Mr. Wolf, Dingo, and Hyena using a flatbed and their arms to carry some duffel bags of loot)
Mr. Wolf: We parked our vehicles at the parking lot behind the Fortuna's Wheel. Let's just make a hole and let's get out of here. And get those bats down here.
(Cut to the wall in front of the parking lot being cut in a perfect circle, revealing the grinning Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws)
Mr. Piranha: Wait, what about watching the fight?
Mr. Wolf: We can watch it later. Let's get out of here before they find our hole.
(The Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws walk out the hole, before cutting to reveal Wolf's car driving off with Dingo's JLTV following)
(Cut to Luck and Chief Luggins, exhausted and laying on the ground, but still laying one punch every few seconds)
Martha: Hey! Hey! Those criminals got away!
(Chief Luggins and Luck looked, before they cut to them inspecting the vault, shocked to see what happened)
Chief Luggins: I can't believe what I am seeing! Are you seeing this, too?!
Luck: Da! This is lovely. Just lovely.
Chief Luggins: They didn't even replace the items like last time!
Luck: Oh, like the time you replaced the Maraschino Ruby? *laughing*
Chief Luggins: Yes!
(Chief Luggins slaps Luck, but felt no pain)
Luck: What was that for?
Chief Luggins: We can't even catch them! This is awful! Those Bad Guys allying with the Outback Outlaws? *gasping* That's a bad combo!
Luck: Agreed. What should we do? Team up?
(Officers and soldiers gasp)
Chief Luggins: Are you high? The police and mafia don't mix, like the Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws! But we have similar hatred towards those guys.
(Chief Luggins extends her hand)
Chief Luggins: Let's do it.
(Luck shakes hands, and they nod at the same time, and the officers and soldiers have mixed reactions)
== Scene X: Encryption ==
(Cut to the Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws with their loot while Shark and Crocodile puts the black box on the table)
Ms. Tarantula: Well, nice going on the loot, everyone. Glad to see the dinosaur egg, too. But are those servers?
(Mr. Wolf, Dingo, and Hyena looks at the buttons, and sees flashing lights and slight details)
Mr. Dingo: Those are servers? I thought they were slots with valuables.
Ms. Tarantula: Yeah. Quick! Take them all out! 
(Mr. Wolf, Shark, Piranha, and Dingo take out each server and laid it near Ms. Tarantula's desk)
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula connecting the servers to her computer, and cut to her accessing the files on the tab)
Ms. Tarantula: These files say "The Bad Guys", "The Outback Outlaws", "The Los Angeles PD", and "Secret, do not open" in all caps. They might have plans for us and them.
(Ms. Tarantula applies her skills to access the locked files, but found all to have "Restricted Access" every time)
Ms. Tarantula: Darn it! These Fortuna's Wheel files are impossible to unlock! It might take some higher-level computing to dent it!
Mr. Scorpion: Hey, I believe it's called quantum computing.
(Mr. Snake snatches Scorpion)
Mr. Snake: Oh, yeah? What do you know about quantum computing, you smarta...
Mr. Dingo: Oi, oi! Quit it! You Bad Guys simply never caught up.
Mr. Wolf: What are you talking about?
Mr. Dingo: Put it simply, while you wankers were spending a year in prison, Los Angeles has recently adapted quantum computing to universities and research labs in the city, and the bloody mafia is rumored to also have some of it. These servers might be proof of that.
Ms. Tarantula: Now that you mention it, they're criminals, and couldn't possibly have access to this. I might have to search for people who might know.
(Fade out and in to Luck and Father Armani meeting with Chief Luggins in an undisclosed office)
Father Armani: They took our casino loot? Tsk, tsk.
Chief Luggins: The bear and I had a serious dispute over who's apprehending the criminals.
Father Armani: I expect there were people working there who would have opposing approaches to alerting authorities.
Chief Luggins: But you guys are not authorities! My department fits that definition!
Luck: So does our soldiers. We have control over some businesses. Sometimes little security won't hurt. Can we organize a manhunt?
Father Armani: No. They're too good at covering their tracks. They must have organized themselves. I expect we do the same.
Chief Luggins: Alright. How do we do that?
City mayor: I got some security measures in mind.
(Fade in and out to Mr. Dingo, Wolf, and Ms. Tarantula meeting with Mike on her computer)
Mr. Dingo: Are you sure about this?
Ms. Tarantula: I had Mr. Scorpion check him out. We can trust him.
(The screen switches from loading to Mike's screen, where he is hidden under a hood)
Mike: Hello, there. Trusting people isn't easy, so I had my officials check you guys out as well.
Mr. Wolf: Officials?
Mike: Now, I heard you tried to access some files, but need some hardware to do it. Let me tell you where it is.
(Cut to the Port of Los Angeles)
Mike: What you seek just came into the Port of Los Angeles. The ship came from China all the way to Los Angeles. Some of the shipping containers are meant for engineering students and professors, with one of the shipping containers having the quantum-grade hardware.
Ms. Tarantula: Do you have who ordered that hardware?
Mike: 'Course I do. Professor Marmalade.
Mr. Wolf: Hold your horses, Mike! Did you say Marmalade?
Mike: Yeah. Apparently, he wanted it to make sure his plans about exposing you, The Bad Guys, never got out.
Ms. Tarantula: If that's the case, we got a big case, everyone. Let's get going.
(The door is heard opening, and Diane is seen)
Everyone: Diane?
Mr. Dingo: How did you get here?
Diane: Wolf showed me the location of your hideout. 
(Mike exits the call unexpectedly)
Diane: I heard how you tried accessing the files but needs a special hardware from the port. I can help you with that.
Ms. Tarantula: Oh, Mike can help how its... stored? Where did he go?
Mr. Wolf: What's the message, there?
Ms. Tarantula: This quantum-grade hardware is stored in a refrigeration unit, inside one of the shipping containers. Look for the snowflake symbol on one of the containers. After that, put it onto a truck's flatbed. 
Diane: Looks like we got what we need. Let's prep.
== Scene XI: Port Heist ==
(Cut to night, where the Bad Guys, Outback Outlaws, and Diane are at the port)
Mr. Wolf: We're going with Mike's information on this plan. What I can suggest is being stealthy as possible. Lots of guards around the ship.
Ms. Crocodile: Got it. I'll ambush a few of those.
Mr. Scorpion: I'll tranquilize the few who seem to cause trouble.
Mr. Vampire Bat: We will watch the skies! Isn't that right, honey?
Ms. Vampire Bat: Yes. We will.
Mr. Hyena: Explosions?
Diane: No, Hyena, this is a stealth mission!
Mr. Hyena: Aw.
(Cut to the port, where the Outback Outlaws are performing their tasks while Diane, as the Crimson Paw, goes onto the ship)
(Diane goes toward a blue container marked with the snowflake)
Diane: Team, I found it! Have you found an empty truck? 
(Cut to Ms. Crocodile snatching two guards into the sea)
Ms. Crocodile: I count three trucks, but none look empty!
(The crane turns on, and Mr. Wolf and Ms. Tarantula are in the operator's cab)
Ms. Tarantula: Okay, turn right and lower the arm!
Mr. Wolf: Like this?
(Mr. Wolf turns the lever, and the crane turns right, and he does it again, lowering the magnet onto the container)
Diane: What are you doing? We're going to attract attention!
Mrs. Vampire Bat: That's false! Sometimes people work overnight, and nobody notices. 
(Mr. Wolf lifts the container on top another one)
Mr. Wolf: Snake, Diane is near one of the refrigeration units! See if it's the right one!
Mr. Snake: Got it, buddy!
(Cut to Mr. Snake and Diane, who face a safe-like lock on the doors)
Diane: Who puts a spinning wheel door usually for safes on a shipping container?
Mr. Snake: Don't worry, I got this one. 
(Mr. Snake turns the wheel until three clicks are heard before he opens the door, revealing the hardware inside)
Diane: Wolf! Snake confirmed the shipping container has the hardware! Get in on the truck!
(Mr. Wolf lifts the container and puts it on the truck)
Ms. Tarantula: When did you learn to do all that?
Mr. Wolf: I took a couple of classes, now I got a certificate. 
(Cut to the Bad Guys, Outback Outlaws and Diane going into the truck, only to be confronted by Chief Luggins and the SWAT team)
Chief Luggins: Alright you thugs! We know you're in that truck! Don't even think about running! We got reinforcements!
(Cut to Mr. Wolf and then Chief Luggins, before one of the SWAT soldiers stepped forward)
SWAT Officer 1: Umm... Chief? The mafia aren't showing.
Chief Luggins: What?
SWAT Officer 1: I don't see any men in unarmored suits. 
(Chief Luggins' expression changed to anxious upon hearing and made quick glances in all directions)
Chief Luggins: Stand down. Let them pass.
SWAT Officer 2: What? I thought we were...
Chief Luggins: What did I say?!
(The SWAT officers lower their weapons and move out of the way of the truck)
(Mr. Wolf drives the truck in front of the officers and rolls down his window) 
Mr. Wolf: What's going on? Why did you stop? Did you finally see what good we are and how bad they are?
Chief Luggins: *sighs* I do admit... Look, I DO admit... I never saw what you guys really were. People saw you as monsters, and I went along with it. I didn't know how smug you were, or how close you were, or what you tried to be at that gala. SO! To make up for what I have done, we will escort this truck to your destination.
(The criminals get touched and allow Chief Luggins and her SWAT vehicles to escort them back to the base)
== Scene XII: Aftermath ==
(Cut to the hideout, where the TV shows Marmalade being sued over the failed deal)
Ms. Tarantula: This hardware is correct, but an "encryption" key is missing. 
Mr. Vampire Bat: So, where can we find such a thing to you guys?
Ms. Tarantula: I don't know. You guys are more familiar with this than I am.
Mr. Snake: I thought we were going to expose the mafia!
Mr. Dingo: Well, you're experiencing every single new thing!
Mr. Snake: I'm gonna make you experience pain if you don't shut up! 
Mr. Dingo: I'd like to see you try, you oversized worm!
Mr. Snake: Feral dog!
Mr. Dingo: Ground slider!
Mr. Snake: Coyote imposter!
(Snake and Dingo collide heads growling before wrestling each other, leaving some chaos)
(Shark grabs Snake while Crocodile grabs Dingo)
Mr. Shark: Bad Snake! Bad!
Ms. Crocodile: No, Mr. Dingo, Bad! Down!
Mr. Wolf: Alright, the four of you! Stop it!
(The four freezes when they heard Mr. Wolf's voice raise)
Mr. Wolf: I get we have differences, but the mafia being exposed is all we need right now!
(Shift to Ms. Tarantula, who is on the computer contacting people)
Ms. Tarantula: It's Mike again. He says he knows where it is, but he's gonna have to meet us in an underground parking lot.
Mr. Snake: I don't have a good feeling about this Mike fellow. He got us in the direction once, not to mention his voice sounded very familiar. 
Diane: What? I have never met this Mike before. Did he want us meeting online again or in-person?
Ms. Tarantula: He says he wants us in an underground parking lot near the police station.
Mr. Piranha: Well, that's perfect.
Ms. Tarantula: What choice do we have? We need that key!
(Cut to Father Armani talking on the phone)
Father Armani: Yes, I have not sent my men to support Chief Luggins, as she would look into your affairs. What?
(Beat, but his face turns into a grin)
Father Armani: Ah, but are you sure they will be caught? I... I see. I want to see how it ends, S...
(Chief Luggins slams the door open)
Father Armani: I'll call you back.
(Father Armani hangs up the phone as Chief Luggins sped her way toward his desk)
Chief Luggins: You got a lot of nerves, Mr. Famous Mafia! Not sending reinforcements... Do you know why they got away?! Of course you don't, because you are nothing but a crook to all the people but they love you?!
Father Armani: *chuckles* Chief, I'm afraid you and your department outlived your usefulness.
(Father Armani stands from his desk, with Chief Luggins looking intimidated)
Father Armani: Why would the police mix with the mafia to catch criminals? You're right, they don't mix. Always focusing on one group of criminals while we, the mafia do our own thing. Me and Luck will spread our influence across the city, and we will crush you and the Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws. Once they're gone, everyone will see how effective the mafia soldiers are to frail, dependent, police officers.
(Father Armani pulls out a pistol and aims it at Chief Luggins)
Father Armani: And it all starts... with you.
(Father Armani shoots Chief Luggins in her head, but her "body" electrified)
Father Armani: What?! Men! Destroy this spy device! She duped us!
(Blend into the spy room, where the real Chief Luggins was watching with a split screen with Ms. Tarantula)
Chief Luggins: This is... This is nuts! Not one thing dropped from his monologue! 
Ms. Tarantula: Darn! I thought we wouldn't have to do this labor by ourselves! Well, folks, looks like we're going to raid the town hall. 
== Scene XIII: Town Hall Raid ==
(Cut to Luck and Father Armani meeting with Mike)
Mike: They are onto us. Have we made preparations?
Luck: I still have a hold of the Crimson Paw's cabinet.
Father Armani: I have done my part.
Mike: Good, good. This will be the last time we meet in-person. 
Father Armani: Yes.
(Luck stands up to leave, but Mike stops him)
Mike: Wait. Before you go, there's something you have to see. 
(Mike pulls out the Spinosaurus dinosaur egg)
Luck: Is that?
Mike: Yes. This egg will be essential for a project I have to get back at the Bad Guys and Outback Outlaws.
(Father Armani and Luck look at each other with amazement)
(Cut to the Bad Guys, Outback Outlaws, and Diane facing the Los Angeles City Hall)
Mr. Wolf: There it is, city hall! We've never had the mayor intervene in our progress, right guys?
Diane: Yep. This Mike fellow better be right about this.
Ms. Tarantula: Town hall also has quantum computing security in there, but most are connected to one source.
Mr. Wolf: Well, let's get started.
🎵🎵
Mr. Wolf: Phase 1...
(Cut to Scorpion firing darts from his tail on five guards in the security room while Tarantula sets up her station)
Mr. Wolf: We find and sabotage the security which have a lot of advanced cameras around the facility.
Ms. Tarantula: Check!
Mr. Wolf: Phase 2...
(Cut to disguised Shark, Dingo, and Snake entering human resources and threatening the people inside)
Mr. Wolf: We go to human resources POLITELY!
(Shark, Dingo, and Snake stop before apologizing)
Mr. Wolf: ...to find who has the encryption key.
Mr. Dingo: Check!
Mr. Wolf: Phase 3...
(Cut to Shark, Diane, Crocodile, and Hyena disguised as politicians)
Mr. Wolf: A lot of politicians need to be lured out in case that office is found. But! It can be ALL of them. 
Diane: Gotcha, I guess.
Mr. Wolf: Phase 4...
(Cut to Wolf, Snake, Shark, and Piranha disguised as workers sitting in a lounge)
Mr. Wolf: When the office is identified, we raid the office, and possibly take loot from it.
Mr. Snake: Yeah!
Mr. Shark: I like it!
Mr. Piranha: Woohoo! 
Assistant: Hey!
(The four get startled and look at her)
Assistant: What are you doing?
Mr. Wolf: We're... We're, uhh...
Mr. Shark: We're taking a break from the checkups of this place.
Assistant: Hmm... I don't remember checkups happening in this place. But you four got it. I'll let you be.
(The assistant leaves)
Mr. Wolf: Dingo! Any information on who has the encryption key?
Mr. Dingo: We got it! The mayor has it!
Mr. Wolf: Perfect! Then we...
(Sees politicians walking down the hallway towards the four)
Mr. Wolf: Uh oh. Guys, act natural!
Politician 1: What are you four doing here?
Mr. Snake: We were finishing our break to continue our checkups.
Politician 2: I thought we didn't have any.
Politician 3: Well, according to my calendar, it says there are.
Politician 1: Hmm... Okay, but can we chat?
Mr. Wolf: Knock yourselves out.
(Cut to the rest of the team busting through the doors to the mayor's office)
Diane: Alright, let's clear it out! 
(The Outlaws, Diane, and Tarantula mess up the office to find the key, to no avail)
Ms. Tarantula: This isn't the key!
Ms. Crocodile: This one, too!
Mr. Hyena: This looks like...
(The fake encryption key blows paint in his face)
Mr. Hyena: A trap.
Diane: Whelp. Looks like another politician has it. 
Mike: Or it's not here to begin with.
(The group looks at Mike)
Ms. Tarantula: Mike, there's nothing!
Mike: Hmm... Either I must have made a mistake... Or...
(Mike slowly pulls off his hood, revealing Riley Scorpio)
Riley: You fell for the perfect trap. 
Diane: Scorpio?! Oh, you sneaky, evil, deceiving bastard! This is all a part of your plan, Huh?
Riley: Oh, I believe there's something else, sweetheart. Let me tell you a story, a long, but straightforward story.
(Riley swishes his cape to shift to Riley in a business office)
Riley: My company, Fossil Money Corp. is the most successful enterprise. We had dozens of subbranches, including financial services and banks, an amusement park, insurance, retail... hell, Fossil Money Corp. started from financial roots.
Riley: Having a lot of banks and other expensive things, I would expect criminals to try to rob me, but they would fail due to Fossil Money Corp's private military company.
(Cut to Bad Guys going into a bank)
Riley: But one day, the Bad Guys turned up, and my mercenaries did nothing! I was the only one to recognize Lou under his disguise!
Mr. Vampire Bat: Lou?
Riley: Yes, Lou! My bank, for the first time, was successfully robbed of its gold, and I reduced the pay of my mercenaries.
(Cut to Outback Outlaws, then the Crimson Paw, and soldiers going into Fossil Money Corp's structures)
Riley: I thought it would be over...
(Cut to the Outback Outlaws stealing props from an amusement park)
Riley: But more just keep coming and coming!
(Cut to the Bad Guys stealing arcades)
Riley: YOU all ruined my reputation!
Riley: My mercenaries did extensive searches but found none of you all!
(Cut to Riley meeting Father Armani and Luck)
Riley: So, I reached out to Luck and Father Armani for help with payback, but I did know their mafias robbed some of MY assets too.
(Cut to Diane resigning and Riley coming from the shadows)
Riley: When you resigned, Diane, I did whatever it took to take you all down, and I had Luck kidnap your entire cabinet so I would be in charge!
(Cut back to Diane, who appeared shocked as everyone else) 
Riley: Even after I lost everything in business, I would get everything back in politics.
Mr. Dingo: So, all of this to get back at us? You cannot be serious!
Riley: I lead you to the Port of Los Angeles, and I called the chief to catch you. I expect she would know the mafia were bigger threats.
Riley: Mercs, take them away!
(As Riley walked away, mercenaries go in with the equipment to capture the group)
(Cut to Wolf, Snake, Shark, and Piranha still chatting and joking with the politicians)
Mr. Wolf: *Chuckles* I'm afraid you guys have concocted a lot of corruption.
Politician 1: What are you talking about?
(Mr. Wolf pulls out a little baggie of white powder, and the other men look at the politician)
Politician 1: Just rich powder?
Politician 3: Get him!
(The politicians beat up the politician while the four walk away)
(Cut to Wolf opening the doors and Snake, Shark, and Piranha come out to see the rest of their team being taken)
Mr. Wolf: What the... Hey! Put that cage with a tarantula and scorpion down!
(Riley turns around at the four)
Mr. Wolf: You?! Didn't we rob you a couple times?
Riley: Oh, you did.
(Riley aims his pistol at the four)
Riley: I think it's time you remember me.
(Riley shoots his gun at Wolf's leg, injuring him)
Mr. Snake: Wolf! You will pay for this, Scorpio! You're not even a governor!
Riley: Wrong! I've been selected to replace Diane when she resigned, even when she had no cabinet. Be seeing you.
(Riley and his men drive off)
Mr. Shark: Come on, Wolf. We better pick ourselves up somewhere.
(Fade in to Diane looking out the barred window)
(Fade in to Wolf stopping his car in front of Wilshire Grand Center)
(Fade in to Wolf, Snake, Shark, and Piranha overlooking the city on the Wilshire Grand Center)
Mr. Wolf: What have I done?
Mr. Snake: Hey, you okay, Wolf?
Mr. Wolf: Of course not! I'm... terrible. I temporarily get us out of the good life, and for what? Everyone but us are gone.
Mr. Shark: Hey, I think it's about time I reveal why I hold a grudge against the Russians. Will that make you feel better?
(Mr. Wolf nodds)
Mr. Shark: It started when... desperate for money, I got the attention of the Russian Mafia.
(Fade to Shark working on a computer)
Mr. Shark: I worked in a boiler room, which I used to sell nonexistent items to customers. Of course, being in a boiler room, I would often get raided by the police.
(Fade in to Shark talking to Luck about it before showing him a disguise)
Mr. Shark: It was the mighty grizzly Luck that taught me disguise. I went to a Fossil Money Corp. bank and disguised myself as an investment banker without anyone knowing.
(Cut to the police raiding the bank)
Mr. Shark: The police raided the bank once, trying to find me. However, because I was on a high level, and during my connections, I got away.
(Cut to Mr. Shark and Luck having a scuffle)
Mr. Shark: I had a fight with the grizzly, so he accused me of being a rate and hunted me down. 
(Cut to soldiers looking around the city for Mr. Shark)
Mr. Shark: But, that grizzly taught me more than enough about disguise. That's how I met you guys at that pizza place.
(Fade back to the present)
Mr. Shark: Just then, my childhood broke when I found it was owned by Father Armani.
Mr. Snake: Hey, sorry to break it, but you're not a child anymore. You're a disguise master, you should be proud of that.
Mr. Wolf: Yeah, and now that you mention the pizza place being owned by the mafia...
(Cut to Ms. Tarantula being thrown in a freezer before a soldier closes the door and locks it)
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