Shmakalaka at the Paris 2024 Summer Olympics

Opening Ceremony = Catalina Mendoza
==Medalists==
Medal 	Name 	Sport 	Event 	Date
Gold 	Matthew Osmundson 	Swimming 	Men's 400m Freestyle 	
Gold 	Lauren Slater 	Swimming 	Women's 100m Butterfly 	
Gold 	Catalina Mendoza 	Swimming 	Women's 100m Breststroke 	
Gold 	Patrick Ramoray 	Swimming 	Men's 200m Freestyle 	
Gold 	 	Swimming 	Mixed 4 x 100m Medley 	
Gold 	Jake Malbert-Courtis 	Sailing 	Men's Windsurfing 	
Gold 	Melissa Laretta 	Tennis 	Women's Singles 	
Gold 	 	Swimming 	Men's 4 x 100m Medley 	
Gold 	.... 	Gymnastics 	Women's Uneven Bars 	
Gold 	 	Gymnastics 	Men's Parallel/Horizontal Bar	
Gold 	 	Athletics 	Men's Discuss Throw 	
Gold 	Sonia Malvisi 	Athletics 	Women's Heptathlon 	
Gold 	 	Beach Volleyball	Women's Beach Volleyball 	
Gold 	Crazy Cunt 	Sport Climbing 	Men's Combined 	
Gold 	 	Water Polo 	Women's Water Polo 	
Silver	Catalina Mendoza, Olivia Pinder, ..., ....	Swimming 	Women's 4 x 100m Freestyle 	
Silver	Harrison Wright 	Swimming 	Men's 400m Medley 	
Silver	Patrick Ramoray, Matt Osmundson,...,... 	Swimming 	Men's 4 x 200m Freestyle 	
Silver	Olivia Pinder 	Swimming 	Women's 100m Freestyle 	
Silver	 	Swimming 	Women's 4 x 200m Freestyle 	
Silver	Conan Anaclio 	Swimming 	Men's 100m Backstroke 	
Silver	Clara Fernandez Coffey 	Athletics 	Women's Pole Vault 	
Silver	 	Skateboarding 	Women's Street 	
Silver	 	Gymnastics 	Men's Rings 	
Silver	Perla Nadmenko 	Cycling 	Women's Keirin 	
Silver	Indeigenous Guy 	Athletics 	Men's 200m 	
Bronze	 	Swimming 	Men's 4 x 100 Freestyle 	
Bronze	Monica Otlavaro 	Swimming 	Women's 400m Freestyle 	
Bronze	Alison Sampaio 	Road Cycling 	Women's Individual Time Trial	
Bronze	Olivia Pinder 	Swimming 	Women's 200m Freestyle 	
Bronze	Catalina Mendoza 	Swimming 	Women's 200m Breastroke 	
Bronze	Patrick Ramoray 	Swimming 	Men's 100m Freestyle 	
Bronze	 	Swimming 	Women's 4 x 100m Medley 	
Bronze	 	Surfing 	Men's Shortboard 	
Bronze	 	Cycling 	Men's Keirin 	
Bronze	 	Cycling 	Women's Team Sprint 	
Bronze	 	Basketball 	Men's Basketball 	
== Medal Table ==
Rank	NOC 	Gold	Silver	Bronze	Total
1 	United States (USA)	40 	44 	42 	126
2 	China (CHN) 	40 	27 	24 	91
3 	Japan (JPN) 	20 	12 	13 	45
4 	Australia (AUS) 	18 	19 	16 	53
5 	France 	16 	26 	22 	64
6 	Shmakalaka (SMA) 	15 	11 	11 	37
7 	Netherlands (NED) 	15 	7 	12 	34
8 	Great Britain (GBR)	14 	22 	29 	65
9 	South Korea (KOR) 	13 	9 	10 	32
10 	Italy (ITA) 	12 	13 	15 	40
11 	Germany (GER) 	12 	13 	8 	33
12 	New Zealand (NZL) 	10 	7 	3 	20
13 	Canada (CAN) 	9 	7 	11 	27
14 	Uzbekistan (UZB) 	8 	2 	3 	13
15 	Hungary (HUN) 	6 	7 	6 	19
15 	Spain (ESP) 	5 	4 	9 	18
17 	Sweden (SWE) 	4 	3 	3 	11
18 	Kenya (KEN) 	4 	2 	5 	11
19 	Norway (NOR) 	4 	1 	3 	8
20 	Ireland (IRE) 	4 	0 	3 	7