IMac G4ia News 1

The first issue of iMac G4ia News.
== Wario Hates Garlic ==
Wario was once thought to love garlic, but new studies show that he actually hates it. He prefers spinach, another well-known vegetable. The studies were done by health scientist George W. Laden. The studies were done in South Africa, Wario's home.
== News Reporters Blowing Up ==
Many iMac G4ian news reporters have died. Why? They blew up on live television! The most affected channel seems to be KBOX news. We'll give you an update once we find out what is causing this.
== Syncated Polandball Comic ==
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