Moss Boiz

The Moss Boiz are a protagonist party that appears in: Radiance of Visvara.
A group of dickheads who roam the land of Visvara in search of adventure.
==Synopsis==
===Radiance of Visvara - Chapter 1: Here's the thing about earthquakes...===
69 years had passed since the fall of Doug Walker and the unification of Visvara and the country had entered an era of peace. In the capital city, Dorlomin, life continued as normal on a bright sunny morning, until the dark clouds overcast and rain started to pour, before a freak earthquake suddenly struck. In the city's outdoor shopping hall, a man was flattened by falling debris in front of everyone, causing widespread panic within there. One man, Dante Higgenson, was hit by some debris, causing him to stagger back-to-back with four other people, as more pieces of roof and concrete piled around them. A large section of the roof came crashing down above them, so Dante attempted to catch it with his raw strength, but was squished down by it. Panic continued as the rumbles showed no signs of ending, while the five strangers had been trapped in this hole. After several minutes, the earthquake finally stopped and the last pieces of rubble dropped. The five of them felt a light breeze from below, so they crawled through a small tunnel leading to the door to a flower shop they eagerly entered. With a moment to breathe, the travelling hero, Dante, introduced himself to lighten the mood, only to be mockingly called "squish guy" by the others, nevertheless, the tension of the situation had been lifted and they all started sharing a little bit about themselves: a teenage girl, April Turtleneck; an imaginative dragonborn, Roger Heart; an older, untrusting man, Geron Andur; and a burly woman, Queen Ember. They began exploring the shop for an exit, although Geron seized the cash register and stole GP 12, while April found a dead old man on the floor, killed by one of his own potted plants. Dante and Ember found a back door that led outside, allowing them to advance. The devastation of the city continued, but as they sidled in-between two destroyed buildings, they found three different paths, so they split up. Dante and Roger went straight ahead together, having found out they both know Davril Higgenson. It was a dead-end, but there was a small hole that Dante looked through. He saw nothing, but heard the cries of a woman, so he attempted to crawl through, but his ass was to thick and couldn't fit through. Roger tried to help by pushing him through, but just ended up groping him indecently. Meanwhile, Geron turned right and found himself at a dead-end, but was suddenly surrounded by four menacing rats who swaggered up to him, all while clicking their fingers. They threatened Geron, but he offered to give them cheese in exchange for his life (the rats weren't able to buy cheese themselves, because they're underage). Seeing this agreement as mutually beneficial they agreed, and tried to lead him through a mouse-sized hole in the wall to go to a secret cheese vendor, but Geron was much too large to enter, so he put his foot in the wall and kicked upwards, tearing through the drywall, amazing the rats. Behind the wall was a shady looking guy who was initially dismissive of Andur as a patron, until he was violently grabbed by the collar. He managed to purchase two cheese wheels, but the vendor noticed the rats and asked if he was buying it for them. Andur denied this and just said they were loitering about, before winking at them to get them on his side, but they were to stupid to understand his signal and started biting him, while calling him "a double-crossing piece of shit." The vendor was now furious too, because he was just lied to, so he pulled out a knife especially designed for slicing cheese, then sharpened it, turning it into a knife especially designed for slicing humans. Using his quick thinking, he punched the vendor back, while pouring oil over his trousers, washing the rats off of him. He then used his tinderbox to set the oil alight, killing the rats and melting the vendor in his own cheese. He turned away, while saying, "you need to get mozzareal," as the cheese vendor yelled out like a dying JoJo villain, before walking away, while his trousers burned off perfectly. On the other side, April and Ember went left and found a bunch of smashed up glass leading up to an entirely glass building with a sign reading Karaoken. April rushed in, while Ember started smoking, and heard some wailing from beyond the staff door. She found a young lady who was working there impaled by a massive glass shard. April tried to calm her down, but she was getting increasingly annoyed and just told her to get the glass out of her, so she grabbed the shard and pulled it out, causing more blood to spill out uncontrollably. She tried to apply pressure to the wound, but it wasn't working, so she tore off some cloth on her shirt and tried to wrap it around, but to no avail. The lady pulled April in close and uttered "dickballs" before collapsing and dying. Drenched in blood, April searched the room and found a chest with a manual on how to treat stab wounds caused by glass, so she pocketed it in case this situation comes up again. She left and Ember chuckled to herself at the sight of the blood covered teenager, regardless they continued forward and saw another woman trapped under some rubble, so Ember tried to pull her out, but just ended up ripping her in half by accident, causing her to laugh again (April called her a psychopath in her head). They then found a gate and entered it, while Geron caught up with Dante and Roger, with his underpants completely exposed. A snot-nosed kid walked up to Dante on the other side of the wall and asked him what he was doing, so he explained, causing the boy to grab his face with his snotty hands and pull, while Roger started pushing again, but to no avail. Roger pulled out his club and prepared to smash Dante's ass out, while he kicked and screamed telling him not to. He did it anyway, blasting him through the hole and making it wider for Roger and Geron to crawl through with ease. Dante was on the floor in critical condition, so the snot-nosed kid gave him his half-eaten lollipop that tasted unbearably salty and left a bad taste in his mouth, but revived him nonetheless. Suddenly, April and Ember walked through some gates on the other side of this fountain area, so they had a little breather. Geron demanded Dante give him his trousers, while April started begging for his shirt, since hers was covered in blood. He ended having to comply, because they were getting restless, so he was left with nothing but his tight speedo pants and his chainmail. The snot-nosed kid told everyone to follow him in-between another set of destroyed buildings, leading to a crumbled wall that was just barely climbable in the rain, so they started struggling their way up, find themselves standing before a river. The boy explained that the exit should be on the other side, so they all jumped in and started swimming across, with the boy hooked onto Dante's back. Suddenly a group of fish circled them saying, "ooh yeah, we're evil fish, ooh yeah!", because that's just the noise they make. They tried biting everyone, brutally digging into Ember and Dante, sending the latter into critical condition again. The boy started crying as Dante's willpower was rapidly depleting, so Geron grabbed him and dragged him across, while something brewed up within April, as she pointed at the fish and eldritch blasted them all out of nowhere. Everyone was stunned at her sudden ability to use magic, but the pressing matter of Dante had to be taken care of. Roger managed to heal him up and he was breathing again, much to everyone's relief. They walked up from the little riverside walkway onto the main street, where there was less damage, due to the better building foundation on that side. The snot-nosed kid thanked them all and ran off to find his parents, while the others collected themselves. Geron Andur lamented about how his journey hasn't ended here and he must continue to find a cure for AIDS, confusing Dante, since that seemed like a quest best done in a laboratory, but Geron insisted that one of the West Side Boiz could help, because they saved his father once and could help do it again. Dante then informed Geron that he knew Davril and could lead him to him as a start, prompting Roger Heart to join their little journey to meet with the hero. With the realisation that her home was now completely destroyed starting to properly settle in, April Turtleneck decided to join them as well with nowhere else to go. Seeing them all go, Queen Ember decided to tag along too.
===Radiance of Visvara - Chapter 2: Tigers, Arachnids, and Ants===
The newly formed party stayed the night in Dorlomin with the other refugees to rest, but in the morning they immediately set off for Davril's house. The paths and roads had all been completely distorted thanks to the earthquake rearranging the landscape quite a bit, so they ended up going much further West than they had anticipated, ending up by the coast. They walked along and reached a bay, where they saw a town on the other side and began making their way for it, but they suddenly found a man washed up on the shore, so Dante went over to him and tried to help ask him what had happened, but he was too dazed to talk properly, but he seemed to have just come to from an all-night bender. Geron went to pickpocket him, but found that he had no possessions, but had a massive stab wound in his stomach that was almost as big as his cock. Shocked, Dante tended to his wounds and bandaged him up, so the man got up and thanked him, before asking for his name. He introduced himself as Dante Higgenson, which caused the wounded man to hold back a laugh and say, "as in Davril Higgenson? Tough luck, pal, we can't all be winners." He then took a couple steps forward and collapsed before saying, "oh yeah, I haven't eaten in a week." He then asked if the party could take him to the nearby town for help, but Geron and Roger weren't willing to do so without some form of compensation, so he offered to show them a magic trick, which sold them on the idea. A forest surrounded the bay, so the entered it and found themselves face-to-face with a talking tiger, called Chris Topher, that asked if he could eat the man, but Geron Andur had to say no, because he hadn't showed them a magic trick yet, so the tiger followed them, also wanting to see this magic trick. They then saw a lady with five arms... in a bag, so Queen Ember sneaked over and stole one only to find that it was an Arm Baby and that she was their adoptive mother. Enamoured by the strange creature she'd never seen before, Ember decided to adopt it, but Geron wanted one too, so he tried to mug her for one, however, having noticed one of her children were gone, her maternal instincts kicked in and she grabbed him by the neck, choked him, then threw him into a tree, before stepping and spitting on him. She left to look for her child, so the party moved forward without looking back. Suddenly, a figure began swinging from above them - it was none other than Spi- Arachnid-Man!!! He saw people in need and decided to escort the party to nearby village.Dante Higgenson tripped over a branch and was knocked out unconscious, but then he started levitating slightly and moving forwards, because a group of ants were carrying him to the nearby town for some reason. They briefly saw another adventuring party looking for a quest, but they decided not to interact with them. A duck appeared in the middle of the path and Roger Heart wanted to recruit it, but it turned out to be an old one, so it grew about 20 feet tall and stomped its foot at the party, but everyone managed to dodge, except Arachnid-Man, who got squished to death. They finally got out of the forest, where they saw a group of bandits about to invade the town they were going to, so they started fighting them. They killed them and moved onwards into the town, where the man they were with regained consciousness. He thanked the party then showed them a trick where he made two ok hand signs then interlocked them, put them behind his head then showed his hands now separated. Geron and Roger berated him for his terrible trick, so he quickly showed them another one, where he shoved his whole arm, down to the elbow, into his mouth and procured a lemon, then he smooched Geron Andur and pulled another lemon from within his mouth. Finally, he told Roger Heart that something tells him he might need a poop, so he pulled down his pants and defecated in front of everyone, embarrassing himself and grossing them all out. The man said a final thank you, before hobbling into this town's refugee camp's medbay, because it too was destroyed by the earthquake. Chris Topher then looked out and saw a pack of tigers approaching the town and they asked him why he hadn't eaten the man they were hunting, but Chris Topher explained that it was because they were his friends now, enraging them and provoking them to destroy the town. The residents all rushed inside and Chris Topher told the party to go with them as well, so they were pushed in against their will. They weren't let out, but they desperately wanted to help their newfound ally, who was now fighting his tiger brethren, like in Ice Age. He was getting overwhelmed, until tigers started getting flung into the ocean by a collection of ants who now resembled Dante - it was D-Ant-E. Then the squished version of Arachnid-Man appeared and helped to fight the tigers too. The town was saved and a new party was formed - Ice Age 2. The bartender then told the party they could stay the night, so they had drinks and ate tiger food, knowing that their new friends were leaving, but hoping their paths would cross again some time. The next morning, they found a messenger come in with wanted posters, saying that five of the most evil inmates of prison island have escape. The party had a look and put to memory the sketches and names of the inmates: Ren Kuvira, Lirvad, Mitchell Reed, a mysterious "subject K", and Damned Daniel. Geron Andur was shocked to see Mitchell Reed, because he was one of his two only friends growing up and was the man he lost his virginity to, but more shockingly, the sketch of Ren Kuvira was strikingly similar to the man they'd just rescued, so they rushed to the medbay, where a nurse gave them a letter that was left behind by him, saying that he wanted to thank the party one last time and that he'd love to stay, but he is a terrorist and needs to leave.
==Known Members==
Member 	Role	Playable	Joined 	Left
Geron Andur 	 	Yes 	13/03/1703	??/??/????
Roger Heart 	 	Yes 	13/03/1703	??/??/????
April Turtleneck	 	Yes 	13/03/1703	??/??/????
Dante Higgenson 	 	Yes 	13/03/1703	29/03/1703
Dante Higgenson 	 	Yes 	18/04/1703	??/??/????
Queen Ember 	 	Yes 	13/03/1703	18/03/1703
Queen Ember 	 	Yes 	30/03/1703	17/04/1703
Gareth Bongos 	 	Yes 	22/04/1703	??/??/????
==Gallery==
2YearAni ROV.jpg|The Sigma Boiz in the Visvara 2 Year Anniversary Poster
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