Joe Money, Joe Problems

"Joe Money, Joe Problems" is the fifth episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway and guest starring , the episode was first aired on 11th February 2022, alongside "The Joe Foundation" on Current.
===Synopsis===
The fame goes to Joe's head when he becomes an internationally-known celebrity.
===Transcript===
[The episode starts with Joe in a gold mansion being pampered by three scantily-clad women, all of varying size and wearing name badges. The tallest one, named "Aisha", is stroking Joe’s head, moving his gorgeous blonde locks out of the way in order to place a jewel-encrusted ornament onto his head.]
Aisha: Here is your crown, good sir.
Joe: Thank you, Bitch Number Three. 
[The ornament depicts Bugs Bunny with a golden carrot in his hand. From the other side of Joe’s throne comes a beeping sound.]
Joe: Whomst wishes to enter?
Ray William Johnson: (offscreen) It’s Ray.
Joe: Come in.
[The elevator on the other side of the room shoots up and the doors open to show Ray William Johnson bashing his head on the roof of the elevator, before slipping to the ground by the back wall.]
Joe: What’s up, doc?
[An obnoxious laugh track plays.]
Ray: Listen, Joe, I understand you want to revel in your newfound fame and it is truly astounding how rich you are now, but aren’t you forgetting why you’re here in the first place?
Joe: [pause] No.
Ray: Don’t you remember? You were going to fight Bigfoot, and make your country proud! You were going to be our little Joe! The nation’s favourite Joe - second to Rogan! 
Joe: I’m… NotJoe.
Ray: What?
Joe: I’m NotJoe!
Ray: You’re… you’re not Joe?
Joe: Joe was the kid with ambitious dreams of being an astronaut, but no money and no connections. Joe filmed videos in his garage about attacking Bigfoot. Joe didn’t get bitches. Therefore, I cannot be Joe.
Ray: So you’re NotJoe? Are you not gonna get Bigfoot?
Joe: Get out.
Ray: What? But Joe, we’re friends!
Joe: I’M NOTJOE!
[Joe claps, requesting for a smaller woman, with a name badge saying “Brittany”. She leaves the room briefly, before returning whilst brandishing a cushion with a gun placed upon it.]
Joe: Thanks, Bitch Four. You made a good replacement for Bitch One after the tragic car accident.
Ray: The what now?
Joe: SILENCE! Now I’m giving you five seconds.
[Joe takes the gun from off the cushion and aims it at Ray.]
Ray: Hey now, I didn’t mean to offend you. I don’t think we need to take it to violence, Joe.
[Joe shoots the floor as a warning.]
Ray: SORRY! N-NotJoe.
Joe: Five, four, three, two, one…
[We hear the start of a gunshot before a “Cool Transition” into Ray’s funeral, performed in a garden populated by Joe’s Dad, an elderly man and a reverend who officiates the funeral.]
Reverend: What’s happenin’, forum? We gather here today…
[Text appears that reads, “To be continued…” and the screen fades to black, ending the episode.]
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