The Grape Paris

ask, and ye shalt receive
this is satire, for the sarcasm-blindTHE GRAPE PARIS ISS OC MADE BY RICETHEICEWING! NO COPY OR BAN!
THE MODS TOLD ME THAT SANSWING AND PARISWING WERE NOT ALLOWED SO SIGN IF YOU LOVE WINGS AND WANT PROTECT OUR CREATIF FREEDOOMS!
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== PAPAPAPAPAPAPAP ==
PARIS IS BEST DERGUN, OK!???!!!!????
EXCEPT HIS BRO Cosmic Sans ALSO ME OWNED, OK!!!!!???? LIKE???!! OK!!!!?????
GOT! HE IS NO OP BEST DRAGON!
TUI MAKE HIM CANON!
== HUSBANDO ==
PARIS IS PAPARWING, HE IS BREK RULES! U CAN'T STOP ME, HE IS ALSO VERY COOL. HE IS BLUE LIKE HIS EPIC BLUE ATTACK WITH CYYAN EYES BUT ALSO PURPLE AND PINK MAIN BECUZ HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT URRRR STEROTYPINGS! DID U JUST ASSUME THAT HE WAS MALE?!
PARIS IS A PARISSEXUAL DEMIGORGON FONTOKIN WHO GOES BY HE/HIM/PAPYROOS! GET RIGHT!???
OK, SO APPEARRRANCE? HMM? SO HE IS ALSO EAR TIPS CYAN BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM GLOW IN DARK LIKE SPIDER WITH 8 EYES, EXCEPT 6 GLOW BECAUSE HE HAS 4 EARS AND EYES CAN GLOW TOO!
HE HAS GREEN SCARF THAT IS NOT A RIPOFF OF PAPYRUS' SCARF FROM UNDERTALE STOP TROLLING ME! HE IS MY ORIGIN OC, UNDERTALE COPIED MEEEEH!
HIS EYE IS GLOW BLUE AND DEEP ELEGANT BLOSSOMING CRIMSON BECUZ FAVOR COLOURS! ALSO HIS BELLY IS RED LIKE HIS BLOOD! IT REPRESENTS HIS INEER TRAUMA AT BEING OVERSHADDOW BY HIS BROTHER :'( i love you paris
== PERSONALITY ==
PARIS IS THE KINDEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL DERGUN IN THE WORLD, HE LOVES SPAGET AND HATES PUNS AND WILL KILL YOU IF YOU MAKE ONE EXCEPT IF YOU ARE COSMIC BUT MAYBE NOT IDK
HE IS DUMBER THAN HIS BRO AND OBLIVOUS TO HIS BRO SUFFERIN BUT HE IZ ALSO SUFFER BECUZ SNAS IS SO MUUUCH BUTTER THAN HIM no he isnt shut up tod AND PAYRUS WILL KILL YOU IF YOU KEEL HIS BRO.
PARIS US VERY GRAPE AND COOL BUT HE IS MERCY TO U EVEN IF BAD AND IS HELPLESS COMPARE TO SNAS tod i hate u let me write fSFKf PAPYROOS IS STRONGGERR THAN MORTAL DERGUN AND IS ANGLE TO NICE BY DEMON IF U MAKE NON PACYFIST CHOICES AND HE WILL LEAVE HATE COMMENTS ON UR VID!!!!????
== HIS STORY ==
STARFLIGH AND GLOR (#NOTRECON) HAD EGG BUT WAS REALLY PARUSWING BECUZ REASONS AND MCOBVIOUSLYEVILTON TOOK EGG W SNAS.
MCOBVIOUSLYEVILTON DID EVUL EXPERS TO SNAS BUT NOT TO PAPYR BECUZ REASONS THAT WHY PARIS US NOT AS STRONG BUT ALSO Y HE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN SNAS.
== ART>>???!!!?!?!?!!?:) :) :) ==
HELP ME BEAT TOD BY DRAW ART TO SHOW EDGTTT PAYRUS BENG FULL POWER WITH BLAST AND BOOOONNNNNESSS!! I DRAW GUD ART RETURNS I PORRRMISES!!!
 
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