Super Smash Bros. One

Super Smash Bros. One is a game created by Box Productions Inc. It is the ??th installment in the Super Smash Bros. series. It was released in 2035 for the Nintendo Form for the low low price of 80 dollars.
==Gameplay==
The gameplay was consisted of many fighters from tons of gaming properties coming together in an all-out-brawl, but now it's just one fighter fighting alternate costumes of itself. For this game, there is only one of everything. One fighter, stage, item, mode, it's all just one. I know, genius move. Like literally, don't think this is a joke or anything, it's clearly not. If you think this is all just one big joke then SHAME ON YOU. I don't know where you would get that thought from, but if you have it, I demand you to get off this page now. For anyone still reading this, make sure to read all 150 pages in the rulebook before playing your first match. Have fun!
==Development==
When Nintendo needed to have a Smash game ready for the launch of the Nintendo Form, Sakurai decided to let the CEO of Box Productions Inc., CrazySponge, make the game instead. That was not the right move. CrazySponge got the idea of the game the night before he announced it. Yeah really. The next day, it was announced in a blog post the next day. Soon after, an announcement saying who the one Pokemon would be was announced:
"Oh man, y’know, I really did it this time. Really did it. god, why did i accept the task of making this damn game  Ok, well, I get it. Making a Smash Bros game is hard as hell. I’ve learned it through the painful hours I’ve had to go through. If I wasn’t signed to a contract I would have quit by now. (sigh) Welp. And I thought only having one of everything would be easy! But noooo, I gotta look through EVERY SINGLE THING TO CHOOSE ONE! So, I’ve decided that I’m gonna choose these things from easiest to hardest. Starting...with pokemon. Who will it be? Well I’ve spent a total of 2 minutes and 23 seconds browsing who the choose from, and I’ve made a GREAT decision. It shall be...[insert image of Alolan Exeggutor here] Alolan Exeggutor! Do I know what he does? No. Does he look funny? Yes. That's why I chose him. Yep. Sakurai handed this series off to the right man. Sure of it. Yeah. Ok. So there we go. First actual announcement. One down, seems like a million left to go. Stay tuned for the next presentation (and a page) eventually, where I will probably continue to lose my sanity making this game while trying to stay happy for all the kids watching."
On October 11, 2020, the announcement for what the one regular item would be was announced:
"It’s ok, it’s okay. I’m completely fine with the pressure put on me right now. Totally. keep a straight face aidan, you gotta keep your public opinion good So, you may be wondering...or not...what will the one regular item be? And no, it won’t be the Smash Ball, because if you read the page like you should have by now you would have seen that the Smash Ball is now in it’s own category. So without anymore waiting, here is the item! [image of crate item] Crate! The crate item will appear during your fight randomly, and you can break it to find more items inside! Wa- Wait. Wait a second. More items. Inside. But...if this is the only item…Then there will be nothing inside it…Making it completely useless…Err....Oh well, too late to change it now! Nintendo already has those advertisements in the works. So before I get any hate mail, this is CrazySponge, dashing out!"
On October 15, 2020, the one music track was announced:
"Alright, let’s do this again. You may wonder, are we going to announce these things one at a time? Yes. So...have you ever heard of this thing called music? Well it’s in Smash Brothers so it’ll be in here. How am I gonna pick one music track out of like 900? You see, it’s simple. it was not simple, i spent grueling hours with terrible conditions and barely any pay searching through each and every track, please help me escape All I had to do was just choose the one I liked the most. Believe me, I have very good taste in music. You have nothing to worry about! So then, the one music track will be… [YouTube link of Freakforms: Your Creations, ALive! Melody] Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive! Medley Oh yes. Freakyforms. I tell ya, when I heard this song at 4 AM with several days of no sleep, it was the best song I’d ever heard! It is going to be universally loved. I guess I won’t have to worry about people sending me death threats anymore. I’ll just put down all my security mechanisms now so that anyone could come into my home at any moment. Nothing will go wrong! Anyway, this is CrazySponge, out."
On November 11, 2020, the one stage was announced:
"Hoo boy. It sure has been a while, eh? You see, I’ve been spending my time figuring out what the one stage will be in this game. by spending my time i mean the last few minutes And it’s hard, y’know, this is like the second biggest thing in the game. For some reason I’ve been getting letters in the mail with a bunch of swears on them directed towards me, so that’s distracting me. But against all odds, I was able to pick out a stage! save me I wanted to choose something unique, something that’s not like any other stage. So what did I choose? The one, singular, uno, stage in this game will in fact be- [image of rumble falls] Rumble Falls! That’s right, I certainly chose a fan favorite. Everyone enjoys this level. I hope you’re all happy, it was a hard decision to make. It was between this or 75m. I think I’ve made the right choice. We’re gonna make so much money off of this game since I keep listening to the fans! You can all thank me later. This is CrazySponge, outta here."
On November 13, 2020, the one mode was announced...strangely:
"Hello. Today. We will be talking about. The one mode. I’m...fine. n So, uh, yeah. One mode. o There are so many modes to choose from in Smash, so it was hard to pick the right one. t Don’t worry, I’m not stressing myself out. opposite But after a long ma- erm- thinking session, I’ve chosen the mode. It will be… Smash The hell did you think it would be? That's it. I'm done. Thank later. CrazySponge out. [pause] This...isn’t..right…"
On January 3, 2020, the one setting was suddenly announced:
"Hello everybody. It has been a while. And over my long break I've been thinking...Thinking about... I DONT WANNA DO THIS (censored) (censored) ANYMORE! This game...somehow it has destroyed me. In fact, I'm recording this all live. That's right, no script here. Because I want to LIVE again! So y'know what I'll do? I'll announce the settings, then the one fighter, then I'll be done. Screw tables, screw cleaning up, screw everything. I am going to finish this game once and for all so you can all buy it already. And then maybe I can rest. But who cares anyway anwyay anyway anway naayw wanway anway anwy away anwyan anwya naya Settings. Here are settings- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the one setting is......er...Time only, 99 minutes. Ok, we're done here. Goodbye, see you for the fighter next, bye bey bye bye bey ebye ebye bey ebye ebye ebye"
On March 19, 2021, the one fighter was announced in the 2021 Spring Showcase/Box Productions Inc., and the game was finally finished. GOOD RIDDANCE.
==Fighters==
The game has a total of one fighter. So. Uh. Here.
The character, "Mardonklinamushirbyoxachuigiessalcogglypeacaisowsericeclimeikeldrmarichualcorthuciyounglinondorfewtwoychrogameandetaknitzeroiketrainidducasonidededelilmarucariorotoonlinolfillagegamainerosalimacinjamiislutnacmanobishulserjruckhuyukeclouorriyonettinklidleyimoichterkroolabellincineirahnaplokerherjoandkazerrylethminstevalexirothryamyth", is a combination of every fighter in one, because I could not possibly choose one fighter, so I decided to combine them all.
==Items==
Now you may be saying, "why are there sections in this heading if there's only one item". Well, I consider Pokemon and Assist trophies to be different enough from other items to have their own categories. I'm also creating a new category for the Smash Ball. It will be called the Smash Ball Category, and it'll include the Smash Ball. Just that. Boom, game development!
===Regular Items===
As seen in the development section of the page, the item will be:
So. I didn't really think this out. Since the crate only spawns more items, but this is the only item, I'm not sure what will happen. Will it break and nothing comes out? Or will another crate release out of it, since it's the only item? Whatever it is, it's not my problem. Programmars can figure that mess out.
===Assist Trophies===
Instead of choosing an already existing assist trophy, I've decided to do something that has never happened in a Smash Bros game before. I'm demoting a fighter to an Assist Trophy. That's right. Which means, the one assist trophy is:
That's right, Mario Mario. When spawned, he will have exactly two moves. He will jump on opponents (special ultra-realistic bone-crushing sound played) and he will shoot fireballs at opponents (another special ultra-realistic skin melting sound played) I've decided to remove the feature of KOing assist trophies, so he can just stay there. Forever.
===Pokemon===
As seen in the development section of this page, the pokemon will be:
Since I've never spawned Alolan Exeggutor, I have no ideas what his moves are. So let's just say he acts as a wall. And since he won't despawn he'll just be seperating the stage in half for the entire game.
== Music ==
Once again, if you looked in the development section, you know what the one track is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3kPGC7u6Y
Freakforms: Your Creations, Alive! Melody - This. This right here. Best song of all time. AND NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT! That's why I'm giving everyone that plays this game the pleasure of hearing this incredible song. You can all thank me later.
== Stage ==
How many times am I gonna say this? The reader should know by now that all of these things are first in the development section! Well uh anyway the one stage is:
Rumble Falls - Yeah. I know. I chose the best Smash Bros. stage of all time. Have fun fighting your friends while the stage automatically scrolls upwards!
== Modes ==
Yeah look in the development section too I guess.
Yeah. It's Smash. Of course it's Smash it can't be anything else! Obviously it's Smash! Be smart...like me! Me! Smart!
== Settings ==
The one setting in this game, with zero fanfare, is only Time - 99 Minutes. Have a whole lot of fun.
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