Secret of My Excess

Guest star: Hugh Jackman
musical guest - Three Days Grace
== Quotes ==
Corey: OK, everybody listen up, all right? Big bit of advice and l had to learn this the hard way. Can everybody make sure to not miss our special musical guest, Three Days Grace, because there won't be a chance when we get the show going 
- Thank you! This is marvellous!
Natalie: Don't they look wonderful?
Laura: Break a leg, kids!
- l need to have the microphone.
- OK, l'm gonna do it.
Laura: Can you watch from that wing, please?
Andrew: Come on, guys, let’s do this!
Sean: This is gonna be sensational.
Natalie: The town will be so proud of you.
Lyle Baxter: Ladies and gentlemen, mums and dads, l just want to thank you for all the effort you've put into the show. But if l had to single any one person out for their efforts, for their time, their diligence and their enthusiasm, it would have to be Mrs Y- Come on, come and take a bow.
Um...hello. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, it's very kind of you.
Er...this will be the greatest Christmas play ever, so it's a bit special, really.
We're used to the school hall, we don't have all this beauty around us
normally for the play.
The kids who've been to do their play know that, er...you know, things can go a little bit wrong with the little ones.
Don't expect... l was going to say, don't expect too much.
But, er...l shouldn't have said that.
Nobody ever expects enough of the children which it wasn’t their cup of tea
Everyone expects them to go down the drain, and l'm going to change that.
That's what l said tonight it stands a chance of coming true.
l've not seen it. l don't know what's gonna happen.
But all l know is that each and every one of these children is amazing and wonderful and a little pocket of stardust. Hope you enjoy it.
Henry: Mary and Joseph were told they had to travel to Bethlehem to be counted because of the mean King Herod
Shannon: Stop, everyone! 
June: Mary had to run...
Shannon: You shut up! Stop! That will do. OK. That's the end! l'll have that, please. Give me that.
(Jeering)
Shannon: Right, my name's Shannon. You thought you were here to see those kids would perform a Nativity Play. You're here to meet them. Not to see this substandard chav fest, it falls upon me to tell you that no one was coming to see the play! No one was coming and nobody will! That man is a sham! As if some little kids would perform a Nativity Play! Look at him. He's a dishonest person. He lied.
Jimmy McGee: what’s going on out there?
(Snow starts to fall)
Erica: [gasps] ITS SNOWING!
(other hosts cheer in excitement)
Henry: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, may we please introduce to you all
Both: the star of Bethlehem and her sparkling sparklers!!
Betty anne Bongo: okay everybody, ready to hear Reach for the stars! 
Audience: Yeah!
Betty anne Bongo: Okay! Let's go! (Sings) When the world leaves you feeling blue.
You can count on me.
I will be there for you.
When it seems all your hopes and dreams.
Are a million miles away.
I will re-assure you.
We've got to all stick together.
Good friends, there for each other.
all: Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.
Reach for the stars.
Climb every mountain higher.
Reach for the stars.
Follow your heart's desire.
Reach for the stars.
And when that rainbow's shining over you.
That's when your dreams will all come true.
Lucy: Don't believe in all that you've been told.
Garth: The sky's the limit, you can reach your goals.
Gerald: No one knows just what the future holds.
Alex: There ain't nothing you can't be.
David: There's a whole world at your feet.
I said reach.
Bev: Climb every mountain.
all: Reach.
Bev: Reach for the moon.
all: Reach.
Bev: Follow that rainbow!
And your dreams will all come true!
Henry: Your mum's here. l just saw her in the audience. She's right at the back.
June: So, when you do your rap, just look for her and give it your everything.
Erica: And the donkey's freaking out, again
June: Sorry?
Erica: l didn't have any mints so l gave it chocolate. 
June: You gave it chocolate?
Henry: could you guys check on something, we’ve got to do the narration 
All: Follow your heart's desire.
Reach for the stars.
And when that rainbow's shining over you.
That's when your dreams will all come true.
Betty anne Bongo: Thank you very much everyone! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!
(Then the curtain raised down as h&j reappear)
Henry: The four kings saw the beautiful shining star rising from the east side.
June: They thought she looked... Rrrr! 
Henry: So they decided to follow her.
Ryan Malloy: Man, oh Barry Manilow! I can't believe it, I can’t believe I’m about to introduce the musical guest for tonight!"
Erica: Well, it's all you, my man
Ryan Malloy: Ladies and gentlemen, The Three Days Grace!
(audience cheers)
Three Days Grace: I could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you
I could be fake
I could be stupid
You know I could be just like you
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you (just like you)
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you (just like you)
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
I could be cold
I could be ruthless
You know I could be just like you
I could be weak
I could be senseless
You know I could be just like you
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you (just like you)
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you (just like you)
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
On my own
'Cause I can't take living with you
I'm alone
So I won't turn out like you want me to
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you (just like you)
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you (just like you)
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
I could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you 
That was a special KaBlammerific performance from these guys and if you want to see it, go to the Nick.com website.
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