Database: Les Misérables

Shaun here.
Look, I just want to get this out of the way, because as soon anyone mentions the French Revolution, someone else's eyes light up and they start going "" in that weird way people do when they're both talking and singing at the same time, and then I have to listen to a GODAWFUL rendition of the song from the GODAWFUL and I seriously start to consider trapping my fingers in a door just so I have something else to think about.
The French Revolution—the one you're in—started in 1789. Have you got that? , the novel by , later turned into a musical by who very clearly hates me personally and is dead-set on making my life a living breathing HELL, is set in Paris in the time period between 1815 and 1832... which was an revolution.
Stop looking for , all right? HE IS NOT HERE.
Anyway, I prefer . It's more believable.
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