The PFA 3000

The PFA 3000, also known as The Philly Fart App, is an app inspired by the toy line, Philly's Inventions; each farting noise has hilarious quips after each one as well as names and descriptions.
== The Names, Descriptions and Post-Flatulence Remarks ==
* 1. NAME: Butt Balloon Whistler
* DESCRIPTION: This fart imitates the noise of a deflating birthday balloon's neck being stretched so it squeeeals!
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK: TBA!
* 2. NAME: Seam Splitter
* DESCRIPTION: This really loud POOT rips your pantaloons open!
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK: TBA
* 3. Jalopy Backfire
* DESCRIPTION: This explosive TOOT imitates a jalopy blowing itself up!
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK: TBA
* 4. Butt Cheek Flapper
* DESCRIPTION: This noisy rumbler makes your butt cheeks move like a graceful, delicate, docile butterfly.
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK:
* 5. The Zinger
* DESCRIPTION: TBA
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK: TBA
* 6. The Arkansas Barking Spider
* DESCRIPTION: Often dealt by people who boo the devil, this fart will put whoever dealt it on Santa's naughty list!
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK: 
* 7. The Missouri Mud Duck
* DESCRIPTION: Often dealt by farmhands on ranches around the Midwest, this fart imitates a quacking duck.
* POST FLATULENCE REMARK: TBA