Lady and the Tramp/Transcript

*(After the green FBI warnings, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but the screen fades over to Clopin)
*CLOPIN: Ha ha ha!
*(Clopin hits explosive dust on the ground, making the screen flash white)
*(The screen fades to Buzz flying while carrying Woody)
*BEAU WEAVER: From magical movies...... (We cut to the Indiana Jones presentation at Walt Disney World) to unforgettable adventures! (Clips of the Broadway musical, "Beauty and the Beast" are shown next) From the thrill of the theater... (Screen fades to a living room with the silent ABC logo on TV) to the consolation of your home. You can always count on something new and emotional from Disney. (As the train passes side-by-side, the screen fades to reveal a movie theater's screening room) Join us for a special preview from Walt Disney Pictures.
*(The screen fades to the Walt Disney Pictures logo as the first theatrical trailer for "A Bug's Life" starts up)
*(The CGI Walt Disney Pictures logo appears)
*PRINCESS ATTA: (Voice-over) They come, they eat, they leave. (The screen flashes white, transitioning to the Pixar logo) They come, they eat, they leave. They come, they eat, they leave.
*(The screen fades to the grasshoppers slowly walking out of the fog, until the screen fades to a black background with green subtitles reading "From the creators of Toy Story")
*HOPPER: Let me warn you how facts are supposed to work. (Silent clips of the ants working are shown) The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food...it's a bug-eat-bug world out there. Someone... (Faces the camera) could get hurt.
*(The screen flashes white, transitioning Flik on trial)
*FLIK: We can send someone to get help!
*CORNELIUS: Ludicrous?
*THORNY: There's snakes and bigger bugs out there!
*FLIK: Exactly! We could find bigger bugs to come here and fight!
*QUEEN: Now why didn't I think of that? (Remembers something) Oh! Because it's suicide!
*MARK ELLIOTT: From the creators of "Toy Story"...
*MANNY: The cavalry has arrived!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Comes an epic of miniature proportions.
*(After landing successfully, the circus bugs pose)
*FRANCIS: Ta-da!
*(Francis looks at them and flies up to them, with the camera following Francis)
*FLY BROTHER #2: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?
*(As the flies laugh, Francis frustratedly tears apart his flower hat)
*FRANCIS: Well, being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, fly boy?
*(The flies cower back)
*FLY BROTHER #1: Yikes!
*FLY BROTHER #2: She's a guy!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
*HOPPER: You think this is a game?!
*(Tuck and Roll roll up to Dr. Flora and burst open, with Roll standing on Tuck's head)
*TUCK AND ROLL: Hey!
*PRINCESS ATTA: Go, go, go!
*MARK ELLIOTT: A Pixar Animation Studios film.
*(Gypsy opens her wings and the ants gasp in alarm)
*CORNELIUS: Oh, my ticker!
*(Dot lets out a loud, anguished shriek while Thumper chases her through the fog)
*FRANCIS: We are gonna knock.....them...dead!
*(The ants cheer, but a camera flash transitions to the movie logo)
*MARK ELLIOTT: "A Bug's Life"!
*P.T. FLEA: Run for your lives!
*(Thanksgiving)
*COLONEL HATHI: Land ho-o-o-o!
*MARK ELLIOTT: This fall, it's a brand-new classic "Jungle Book" adventure. Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents "The Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story".
*MONKEY #1: I love it!
*MOWGLI: (Voice-over) See that little guy there? That's me. I'm Mowgli. And I'm wanna warn you all about my wild jungle adventures.
*MONKEY #2: Party time!
*MARK ELLIOTT: It's Mowgli...
*MOWGLI: Wait for me, guys!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Baloo...
*BALOO: C'mon, Mowgli. Let's make tracks.
*MARK ELLIOTT: Bagheera...
*BAGHEERA: Hey, look.
*MARK ELLIOTT: And the entire gang in the wildest jungle adventure ever.
*MOWGLI: Then join me.
*MONKEY #3: Last one there's a monkey's uncle.
*MOWGLI: And all my animal friends in Disney's "The Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story".
*MARK ELLIOTT: Coming to theaters fall 1998!
*BALOO: Catch ya later, pal.
*(Screen fades from black, revealing a hilltop as "We Are One" starts playing in the background)
*MARK ELLIOTT: The circle of life..... (Screen fades to Pride Rock) Continues... (Screen fades to Rafiki lifting the newborn cub) In an all-new movie.
*SIMBA: We are part of each other.
*YOUNG KOVU: My name's Kovu.
*YOUNG KIARA: I'm Kiara.
*(We fade to Kovu and Kiara running out of fear from the crocodiles)
*PUMBAA: Oh! Don't worry, Kiara. Uncle Pumbaa's coming! (Jumps off the rock and does a cannonball-style fashion into the pond)
*TIMON: Oh, dear! (Starts looking around) Uh, uh, let's see. (Turns right, pretending to speak to Simba) Gee, Simba, the best news is we found your daughter. The worst news is, we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?
*SIMBA: (Voice-over) One day, I won't be here. And I need you to carry on in my place. It's in your blood, as I am.
*(Zira grabs Kovu's neck as Simba grabs Kiara's while walking apart from each other)
*YOUNG KIARA: Farewell.
*(We cut to Zira roaring)
*TIMON: GET OUT OF OUR PRIDE LANDS!!
*ZIRA: (Turns to Timon) Your Pride Lands? (She roars as Timon shrieks and hides behind Pumbaa's mane) These lands belong to Scar!
*SIMBA: I banished you from the Pride Lands! Now you and your young cub...... (Puts his face closer to Zira) Get out now!
*ZIRA: What is your destiny?
*KOVU: I will avenge Scar.
*TIMON: (To Kovu) Scar! Scar! Oh, heck of a guy. A little moody, but...
*(Simba roars and we cut to two elephants trumpeting while standing on their hind legs)
*SIMBA: (To Kovu) You were banished with the other Outsiders!
*GHOST MUFASA: We are one.
*TIMON: (Growls and turns to Kovu) Roar! Work with me!
*(We cut to Kiara roaring and the screen flashes white to reveal the title logo)
*MARK ELLIOTT: "The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride". The circle of life continues October 24th from Walt Disney Pictures!
*(Screen fades from black, revealing the blue Walt Disney Pictures logo)
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: For Jay Berry, it was to be the summer of dreams.
*JOHN LEE: $75. Not a penny less.
*JAY BERRY LEE: I'll have enough by the end of the summer.
*DAISY LEE: Why do you want that horse so bad?
*JAY BERRY LEE: If you're riding a horse, it's like you're free as a bird.
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: For Jay's sister, it was to be the summer of miracles.
*JAY BERRY LEE: I could crop this here to pay for Daisy's operation.
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: But until some unexpected visitors come calling, it turns their world upside down.
*SARA LEE: You really expect us to believe that monkeys made this mess?
*GRANDPA SAM FERRANS: It says here they're giving $15 a head to anybody who finds them.
*JAY BERRY LEE: It's enough to buy my pony.
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: Now...
*TOBY: We're here to buy some monkey bait.
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: To keep his dream alive,
*MISS FREEMAN: Boys!
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: Jay must take a stand.
*JAY BERRY LEE: This is so unfair.
*SARA LEE: You're staying here and that's the end of this.
*DAISY LEE: Take me with you. Jay!
*JAY BERRY LEE: Daisy!
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: Sometimes, the roughest fight of all......
*JAY BERRY LEE: You're gonna murder him with that!
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: Is growing up.
*JAY BERRY LEE: Can you help him, Mum?
*JOHN LEE: I keep seeing the young man inside that boy trying to get out.
*GRANDPA SAM FERRANS: You found the monkeys.
*JAY BERRY LEE: Yes, I'm warning the truth.
*(Thunder booms overhead)
*BAYLISS HATCHER: The field's fully washed out.
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: Disney presents a story of faith, family and the love that brings them together.
*JAY BERRY LEE: I want Daisy to know what it feels like to be free, Dad.
*JOHN LEE: I'm proud of you, son.
*BRIAN CUMMINGS: "Summer of the Monkeys". Only in theaters December 18, 1998!
*(Screen fades from black, revealing Mickey putting on the sorcerer hat on the TV screen, with two children watching the TV)
*BEAU WEAVER: Enjoy all the magic at home with these grand Disney movies coming to video.
*(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo is shown on the TV, and the screen zooms into the TV)
*(After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, the screen fades to reveal clips from the movie)
*MARK ELLIOTT: Coming to video, give the one gift that's truly enchanting. Walt Disney's 39th animated classic: "Beauty and the Beast 2: The Enchanted Christmas". Now you can join Belle, the Beast and all your favorite characters in a Christmas story that will touch the hearts of everyone.
*COGSWORTH: The master has forbidden... (Slips and lands on his back) Christmas!
*BELLE: No one can forbid Christmas.
*MARK ELLIOTT: It's a holiday classic your entire family can enjoy.
*BELLE: (sings) As long as there's Christmas, I truly believe.....
*MARK ELLIOTT: Give your family the perfect gift. Give them Disney's 39th animated classic, "Beauty and the Beast 2: The Enchanted Christmas". Rated G. (We fade to outside the castle, where the final text reads "Coming to Video and DVD November 24, 1998") Coming to video and DVD November 24th!
*(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo is shown)
*MARK ELLIOTT: Get ready to boldly go where no appliance has gone before.
*CALCULATOR: Ready for blastoff?
*ALL: Ready!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back with all your favorite characters in an animated classic coming to video.
*CALCULATOR: We're about to be boosted into hyperspace!
*MARK ELLIOTT: "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars".
*ALL: Mars?
*MARK ELLIOTT: It's the story of a daring rescue.
*TOASTER: It's up to us to see that no damage comes to the little master.
*MARK ELLIOTT: And this time, they'll have to make it home by breakfast.
*BLANKY: Are we there yet?
*RADIO: Hit it, boys!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Discover the true meaning of friendship and loyalty with Lampy, Kirby, Radio, Blanky and the brave one himself. "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars". Coming to video November 1998!
*(Screen fades from black, revealing the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo)
*MARK ELLIOTT: A classic adventure is coming to video!
*BIANCA: So emotional!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Walt Disney's 23rd animated masterpiece: "The Rescuers"!
*(Evinrude plays a bugle call)
*BIANCA: Adventure! Thrills! Intrigue!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Two pint-sized mice, Bernard and Bianca......
*BIANCA: Hurry up!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Journey deep into the mysterious world of the bayou with their friends Orville...
*ORVILLE: Suffering sassafras!
*MARK ELLIOTT: And Evinrude to rescue the young orphaned girl Penny...
*PENNY: Did ya hear that, Teddy?
*MARK ELLIOTT: From the evil Madame Medusa.
*MADAME MEDUSA: Bring her back, boys!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Leonard Maltin calls "The Rescuers" a breath of fresh air.
*RUFUS: I'll bet my whiskers on it.
*MARK ELLIOTT: With humor and imagination and heart.
*ORVILLE: Ha ha ha ha ha!
*MARK ELLIOTT: And a delightful cast of characters.
*PENNY: Hello, Bianca! Hi, Bernard!
*MARK ELLIOTT: This Thanksgiving, you can own all the adventure.
*BERNARD: Hang on!
*ORVILLE: Here we go!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Of this timeless Disney treasure.
*LUKE: Yippee!
*MARK ELLIOTT: Walt Disney's 23rd animated masterpiece, "The Rescuers". Coming to video Thanksgiving 1998!
*(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
*HAPPY: (Voice-over) What is this?
*(The screen fades from black, revealing a clip of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs")
*DOC: Why, it...it's a girl!
*(The screen fades over to a clip of "Sleeping Beauty")
*MALEFICENT: (Voice-over) She shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel!
*(The screen fades over to a clip of "Bambi")
*YOUNG THUMPER: Kinda wobbly, isn't he?
*(The screen fades over to a clip of "The Rescuers", with Orville diving off a building)
*ORVILLE: (Voice-over) And here we go!
*(Brief clips of Pinocchio coming to life, Pongo and Perdita charging through the windows growling, the Seven Dwarfs cheering, Baloo and Mowgli dancing past a coconut tree, Prince John sucking his thumb, Lady looking at the screen confused, and Cinderella and Prince Charming kissing in the pumpkin carriage are shown)
*MARK ELLIOTT: For over fifty years, these classic animated characters have had two facts in common: (The title appears in a black background) "Frank and Ollie"!
*FRANK THOMAS: I seem to get my best ideas if I'm shaving.
*OLLIE JOHNSTON: My best ideas come to me while I'm walking.
*FRANK THOMAS: (Voice-over) I think the reason Ollie and I have gotten along over the years is because we speak the same language.
*(The Evil Queen aims her potion into the lightning bolt in the stormy heavens)
*WALT DISNEY: Mirror mirror on the wall, show the hardest workers here of all!
*(The Walt Disney Home Video logo appears again)
*MARK ELLIOTT: Walt Disney Home Video presents a look at two of the the artists who changed the face and faces of animation.
*JOHN CANEMAKER: (Voice-over) They brought personality animation beyond even where Walt thought it could go.
*FRANK THOMAS: All of us, Walt included, worked so hard trying to capture something rare, something new, something unique in the entertainment business.
*BALOO: (Leans down to a frustrated Mowgli) What have we got here?
*(Pinocchio trips down the stairs and lands on the stage floor with his face)
*JOHN CANEMAKER: (Voice-over) Frank and Ollie are two of the biggest character animators ever,
*JOHN CANEMAKER: because they're two of the greatest screen actors ever.
*OLLIE JOHNSTON: "She couldn't be!"
*RUFUS THE CAT: She couldn't be!
*FRANK THOMAS: (Flails his hands around) "Never mind all that!"
*QUEEN OF HEARTS: (Flails her arms around) Never mind all that!
*MARK ELLIOTT: They're two of a kind.
*FRANK THOMAS: Let's not be silly.
*MARK ELLIOTT: And two of the best.
*JOHN CULHANE: Whether there are four and a half billion on the planet, I'd guess that half of them know some scene Frank or Ollie did so.
*FRANK THOMAS: We were on a TV show once, and this big stage head turns to us and says, "then you're the guys who murdered Bambi's mother".
*THUMPER: Gosh, that's awful!
*GLEN KEANE: This friendship that Frank and Ollie had was unique, and the art that they came out with was unique, and will never be repeated.
*JOHN CANEMAKER: (Voice-over) I don't think we'll ever see finer animation than what was done by Frank and Ollie.
*FRANK THOMAS: (Voice-over) You had to be able to see magic that was behind the drawing.
*OLLIE JOHNSTON: (Voice-over) Disney is the only place I would ever want to be.
*SNOW WHITE: ...Where we will live happily ever after.
*(We cut to the black background, with the title fading in again)
*MARK ELLIOTT: "Frank and Ollie". A feature-length movie......coming to video!
*(The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo is seen)
*MICHAEL BELL: There's something out there, something very curious, something quite mysterious...
*PORKCHOP: Aah!
*MICHAEL BELL: Something no one has ever seen before.
*SKUNKY: Totally eerie, Man.
*MICHAEL BELL: But whatever it is has been in Bluffington for years. Watch out!
*SKEETER: There's something bad behind me, isn't it?
*BEEBE: (shrieking)
*MICHAEL BELL: It's heading your road.
*DOUG: That's me.
*MICHAEL BELL: Doug: The Movie. Join Doug as he solves the mystery of Duck Lake. Only on video!
*(After the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, the screen cuts to silent clips of "Alice in Wonderland" and other Disney movies in the collection)
*MARK ELLIOTT: Walt Disney gave us the most beloved stories, films that touched your heart and made you laugh. Movies you grew up with. (After Arthur/Wart grabs onto the handle of the sword, we cut to silent footage for "Alice in Wonderland") Now, your family can enjoy the fantasy of "Alice in Wonderland".
*WHITE RABBIT: I'm late! I'm late! For a very reluctant date!
*(We cut over to Dumbo landing onto his mother's trunk and kisses her)
*MARK ELLIOTT: The heartwarming tale of "Dumbo".
*TIMOTHY Q. MOUSE: (Looks down in amazement) Look! You're flying!
*(We cut to Robin Hood swinging to rescue Maid Marian)
*MARK ELLIOTT: The adventure of "Robin Hood", (We cut to Bert flying while flapping his hands until Mary Poppins grabs Bert's foot) the musical fun of "Mary Poppins", (We cut to Donald Duck and Jose Carioca dancing) and "Melody Time". (Screen cuts over to the Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo) Timeless classics for you to own. The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection. On sale now!
*(Screen fades from black, revealing the 1997 ABC logo slowly flying apart from the center of the screen in front of red, orange and yellow flashing backgrounds)
*BEAU WEAVER: There are grand facts happening for children on ABC. Check it out!
*EARL FISHER: You only get one Saturday morning.
*MALE SINGER: (sings) Five hours of summer once a week.
*CHORUS: (singing) One Saturday morning.
*MALE SINGER: (singing) Five hours of summer, what we need.
*TINA: You only get one.
*EARL FISHER: One place to see "Doug", "Recess", "Pepper Ann", "Hercules" and much, much more.
*CHORUS: (singing) One Saturday morning.
*EARL FISHER: Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC!
*TINA: It's the coolest address on television.
*CHORUS: (singing) One Saturday morning!
*(Screen fades from black, revealing the "Join Us After the Feature" title card for "Lady and the Tramp". It is a shot of Lady and Tramp eating the same string of spaghetti)
*BEAU WEAVER: Be sure to join us after the feature for a special message.
*(Screen fades to black, but the screen fades from black, revealing a purple background. The words "Feature Presentation" are written out during a fanfare)
*BEAU WEAVER: Thanks for joining us for this special preview. And now, our feature presentation!
*(The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection and THX logos are shown and the movie starts)
*CHORUS SINGERS: (SINGING) This is the night. It's a beautiful night. And they call it bella notte. Look at the skies. They have stars in their eyes. On this lovely bella notte. So take the love of your loved one. You'll need it about this time. To keep from falling like a star. When you make that dizzy climb. For this is the night. And the heavens are right. On this lovely bella notte. On this lovely bella notte.
*           SINGER: Silent as the snowflake in the night
*           Holy is the spirit of this night
*           All the world is calm And peaceful
*           All the world is bright and joyful
*           Spirit of love
*           And child of peace
*           Love unending
*           That shall not cease
*           Peace, my children
*           Of goodwill
*           Peace, my children
*           Peace, be still
*           JIM DEAR: (GIVING DARLING A PRESENT) It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas.
*           Oh, Jim Dear,
*           It's the one I was admiring, isn't it? Trimmed with ribbons?
*           JIM DEAR: Uh, well, it has a ribbon.
*           DARLING: Oh, how sweet!
*           JIM DEAR: You like her, darling?
*           DARLING: Oh, I love her.
*           What a perfectly beautiful little lady.
*           JIM DEAR: Come on, Lady. Over here. That's a girl.
*           There now. A nice little bed for you.
*           But, Jim dear, are you sure she'll be warm enough?
*           Why, of course, darling. She'll be snug as a bug in a... Uh-oh.
*           Almost forgot something. There.
*           Good night, Lady. Now, now.
*           Don't worry, darling. She'll go right to sleep.
*           No, no, Lady.
*           This is where you belong.
*           Right here.
*           Ah, look. She's lonesome.
*           Don't you think maybe just for tonight?
*           Now, darling, if we're going to show her who's master...
*           we must be firm from the very beginning.
*           (HOWLING)
*           Lady! Stop that now!
*           Stop it!
*           Lady, quiet now! Do ya hear me?
*           Back to bed. Quick now.
*           Not one more sound.
*           (HOWLING)
*             - Aw, Jim. - Hmm? What? What?
*             Oh.
*             Oh, all right.
*             But remember, just for tonight.
*             All right, Lady. All right.
*             I'm up. I'm up, Lady. I...
*             Oh, no!
*             What's wrong, Jim? What is it?
*             Can't you explain to Lady about Sundays?
*             Have you noticed, darling, since we've had Lady...
*             we see less and less of those disturbing headlines?
*             Yes, I just don't know how we ever got along without her.
*             Say, she must be about six months old.
*             We'd better be getting her a license.
*             Hope it fits.
*             My, but it does look nice.
*             So grown up. Won't Jock and Trusty be surprised?
*             Four steps ahead Then to the left
*             And right to the place where I marked it
*             With a bonny, bonny bone that I'll bury for me own
*             In my bonny, bonny bank in the backyard
*             - Ah, that's a grand sight! -Jock!
*             Oh, Jock!
*             - Hello, Jock. - Oh, oh, It's you, lassie.
*             Notice anything different?
*             - Eh, uh, y-you've had a bath? - No, not that.
*             You've had your nails clipped?
*             Uh-uh. Guess again.
*             Well, I wouldn't a-be a-knowin' then.
*             Why, lassie, a bonny new collar.
*             - Do you like it? - Aye.
*             Mmm, it must be very expensive.
*             - Have you shown it to Trusty yet? - No.
*             Ah, we'd best go at once.
*             You know how sensitive he is about these things.
*             He's dreaming.
*             Aye. Dreaming of those bonny bygone days when...
*             he and his grandfather were trackin' criminals through the swamps.
*             They were?
*             But that was before...
*             Before what?
*             This time you knew the truth, lassie.
*             It shouldn't have happened to a dog.
*             But, well...
*             Trusty has lost his sense of smell.
*             - No! - Aye.
*             But we must never let on that we know, lassie.
*             'T would break his poor heart.
*             Uh, uh, uh, which way'd he go? Which way did he go?
*             - Go? - Yeah! Big fella.
*             'Bout, uh, six foot two.
*             No, uh, three. Wore a stripped suit. No collar.
*             Why, Miss Lady!
*             You have a collar.
*             Mm-hmm. And a license.
*             My, my, how time does fly.
*             Aye. It seems only yesterday she was cuttin' her teeth...
*             on Jim Dear's slippers.
*             And now, there she is, a full-grown lady.
*             Wearin' the greatest honor man can bestow.
*             The badge of faith and respectability.
*             That's right, Miss Lady.
*             As my grand pappy, Old Reliable, used to say...
*             Don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
*             Aye, you have, laddie.
*             Oh, yeah.
*             Oh, it's Jim Dear.
*             Please excuse me.
*             Hello there, Lady.
*             Come on. Beat ya home.
*             Ah, you win again.
*             Steady now. Steady.
*             Well, what have we here?
*             Oh, big girl now, huh? All right.
*             Oh, ladies first.
*             You know, darling, with Lady here I'd say life is quite complete.
*             Yes, dear. I don't imagine anything could ever take her place in our hearts.
*             What a day!
*             Well, now to dig up some breakfast.
*             Cute little rascals.
*             Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coo.
*             Now, that breakfast. Let's see. Bernie's?
*             No. Francois?
*             Oh, no, no. Nope. Too much starch.
*             Ah, Tony's! Oh, that's it.
*             Haven't been there in a week.
*             A beautiful day to make pizza to taste
*             And they call it bella notte
*             Well, buongiorno, Butch!
*             You wanna your breakfast, eh?
*             Okay. the boss-a, he's-a save-a some-a nice-a bones-a for you.
*             Breakfast a-comin' up from-a left field.
*             Good-a catch!
*             Whoa, boy. Whoa.
*             Hey. Psst. Psst.
*             - Blimey! Look, Peg. It's the Tramp. - Shh.
*             Hiya, handsome. Come to join the party?
*             All right, all right. No time for wisecracks. I've gotta get you out.
*             I'm tellin' ya, the pressure's really hot. Signs all over town.
*             - Gee, thanks. - You're a bit of all right, chum.
*             - Okay, okay, get going. - Hey, what's goin' on over there?
*             Scram! And be careful.
*             What? You mangy mutt. Hey, let go. Let go of me!
*             Well, Snob Hill. Ha.
*             Hi, gals. How's pickin's?
*             Pretty slim, eh?
*             Yeah, I'll bet they've got a lid on every trash can.
*             Uh-oh. And a fence around every tree.
*             I wonder what the leash and collar set does for excitement.
*             Lassie! Lassie!
*             Oh, Miss Lady, ma'am!
*             Miss Lady!
*             Ah, good mornin', lassie.
*             'Tis a bonny, braw, bright day, uh, today.
*             Why, Miss Lady, is, uh, somethin' wrong?
*             Aye, tell us, lassie. If somebody's been mistreatin' ya...
*             Oh, no, Jock. It's something I've done, I guess.
*             You?
*             It must be. Jim Dear and Darling...
*             are acting so...
*             -Jim Dear and Darling? - Hush, man!
*             - Now, lassie, get on with the details. - Well.
*             I first noticed it the other day when Jim Dear came home.
*             Down, Lady. Down!
*             Darling? Darling, are you all right?
*             Of course I am. Why shouldn't I be?
*             Well, I just can't help worrying. After all...
*             in your condition, alone here all day, walking that dog.
*             - "That dog"? - "That dog"?
*             He's never called me that before.
*             Well, now, lassie, I wouldn't a-worry my wee head about that.
*             Remember, they're only humans after all.
*             That's right, Miss Lady.
*             Uh, as my grand pappy, Old Reliable, used to say, um...
*             Don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
*             Aye, you have, laddie, uh, frequently.
*             Oh, yeah.
*             But now Darling is...
*             Well, we've always enjoyed our afternoon romp together.
*             But yesterday...
*             No, Lady. No walk today.
*             No, Lady. Not now.
*             Lady! Drop that, Lady!
*             Drop it, I say!
*             It didn't hurt really.
*             But Darling has never struck me before.
*             Now, lassie, do not take it too seriously.
*             After all, at a time like this...
*             Why, yes. You see, Miss Lady...
*             there comes a time in the life of all humans when, uh...
*             Well, as they put it, uh, the birds and the bees.
*             Or, well, uh, the stork.
*             You know? Uh, no?
*             Well, then, uh...
*             What he's trying to say, lassie, is...
*             Darling is expecting a wee bairn.
*             - Bairn? - He means a baby, Miss Lady.
*             Oh. What's a baby?
*             Well, they, they resemble humans.
*             - But I'd say a mite smaller. - Aye. And they walk on all fours.
*             And if I remember correctly, they "beller" a lot.
*             Aye. And they're very expensive.
*             You'll not be permitted to play with it.
*             But they're mighty sweet.
*             And very, very soft.
*             Just a cute little bundle...
*             of trouble.
*             Yeah. They scratch, pinch, pull ears.
*             Aw, but, shucks, any dog can take that.
*             It's what they do to your happy home.
*             Move it over, will ya, friend?
*             Home wreckers, that's what they are.
*             Look here, laddie! Who are you to barge in?
*             The voice of experience, buster.
*             Why, just wait till junior gets here.
*             You get the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch and...
*             "Put that dog out! He'll get fleas all over the baby".
*             You start barking at some strange mutt.
*             "Stop that racket! You'll wake the baby".
*             And then, then they hit you in the room and board department.
*             Remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef?
*             Forget 'em.
*             Leftover baby food.
*             And that nice, warm bed by the fire?
*             A leaky doghouse.
*             - Oh, dear! - Do not listen, lassie.
*             - No human is that cruel. - Of course not, Miss Lady.
*             Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend...
*             is his human.
*             Oh, come on now, fellas.
*             Oh, you haven't fallen for that old line now, have ya?
*             Aye, and we've no need for mongrels and their radical ideas.
*             - Off with ya, now! Off with ya! Off with ya! - Okay, Sandy.
*             - The name's Jock. - Okay, Jock.
*             - Heather Lad O' Glencairn to you! - Okay, okay, okay!
*             But remember this, pigeon. A human heart...
*             has only so much room for love and affection.
*             When a baby moves in...
*             the dog moves out.
*             Now, let's see. That'll be about...
*             Oh, well.
*             Darling? There isn't any way we can tell...
*             for sure what it's going to be, is there?
*             I'm afraid not.
*             Nobody ever knows for certain.
*             All we can do is hope.
*             Darling, are you sure you want watermelon?
*             Mm-hmm. Oh, and some chop suey, too.
*             Chop suey?
*             Oh, all right, darling.
*             That darling booty.
*             - And that bonnet! - Isn't it just too adorable!
*             - Don't you just love showers? - Darling, I've never seen you look more beautiful.
*             - Isn't she absolutely radiant? - Radiant?
*             Why, that's just what I told Bill yesterday. "Bill", I said...
*             Darling looks radiant. Positively radiant".
*             "Why, in all my days", I said, "I've never seen anyone as radiant as Darling".
*             - Oh, Jim, you look terrible. -Jim, absolutely horrible.
*             I never saw you look worse.
*             Cheer up, Jim. Old Doc Jones has never lost a father yet.
*             Yes, Aunt Sarah, it's boy! Uh-huh, a boy! And he...
*             What's that? Eyes?
*             Oh, what colour are they? Wh...
*             Oh, gosh! I-I-I forgot to look.
*             A boy! It's a boy! It's a... Doctor!
*             - Doctor, it's a boy. - Yes. Yes, I know.
*             Uh-huh, a boy. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
*             It's a boy! It's a boy! It's a boy!
*             Hello? Hello, Jim? Are, are you there, Jim?
*             Central? Central, we've been cut off. Hello.
*             Hello? Hello? Hello?
*             What is a baby?
*             I just can't understand.
*             It must be something wonderful
*             It must be something grand
*             'Cause everybody's smiling
*             In a kind and wistful way
*             And they haven't even noticed
*             That I'm around today
*             What is a baby, anyway?
*             Oh, what is a baby
*             I must find out today
*             What makes Jim Dear and Darling
*             Act this way
*             Oh, my little star sweeper
*             I'll sweep the stardust
*             For you
*             Little soft fluffy sleeper
*             Here comes a pink cloud
*             For you
*             Little wandering angel
*             Fold up your wings
*             Close your eyes
*             And may love be your keeper
*             There now, little star sweeper, dream on.
*             Well, that should do it.
*             There's enough here to take us halfway to China.
*             Darling? Darling?
*             We haven't much time.
*             Jim, I just can't leave him.
*             - He's still so small and helpless. - He'll be all right.
*             Now, come on. If he wakes up, we'll never get away.
*             But, Jim, I feel so guilty deserting him like this.
*             Oh, nonsense.
*             Hey! What's the matter with Lady?
*             Oh, she thinks we're running out on him.
*             Aw, don't worry, old girl. We'll be back in a few days.
*             - And Aunt Sarah will be here. - And with you here to help her...
*             Well, there's the old girl now.
*             Coming, Aunt Sarah! Coming!
*             Sorry I'm late, dears. Hope I haven't kept you waiting.
*             - Here, let me take your things. - Now, now, now, now, no fussing.
*             I know my way around.
*             On your way, now. Mustn't miss your train.
*             Have a good time, and don't worry about a thing.
*             goodbye, dears. goodbye, goodbye.
*             goodbye.
*             Now to see that big nephew of mine.
*             Coochie, coochie, coochie. Oh, you adorable lit...
*             Good gracious! What are you doing here? Go on, now. Shoo, shoo! Scat!
*             Get out of here.
*             Oh, there, there.
*             Aunt Sarah won't let that dog frighten you anymore.
*             No, no, no, no, no.
*             Rock-a-bye, baby
*             On the treetop
*             When the wind blows
*             We are Siamese if you please
*             We are Siamese if you don't please
*             Now we looking over our new domicile
*             If we like we stay for may be quite a while
*             Do you seeing that thing swimming round and round?
*             Yes.
*             Maybe we could reaching in and make it drown.
*             If we sneaking up upon it carefully...
*             there will be a head for you, a tail for me.
*             Do you hear what I hear?
*             A baby cry.
*             Where we finding baby there are milk nearby.
*             If we lookin baby buggy there could be
*             Plenty milk for you and also some for me
*             What's going on down there? Oh, merciful heavens!
*             My darlings! My precious pets!
*             Oh. Oh, that wicked animal.
*             Attacking my poor, innocent little angels.
*             Good afternoon, ma'am. What can I do for you?
*             I want a muzzle. A good, strong muzzle.
*             Uh, yes, ma'am. Now, here's our latest.
*             Combination leash and muzzle. Now, we'll just slip it on like this, and...
*             No. No, no, no, no. Nice doggy. No, no, don't wiggle.
*             Uh, steady now. Now, now, now.
*             - Careful, you little... - Watch out!
*             - Doggy! Careful, doggy! - Come back.
*             Come back here, I say! Come back here.
*             Hey, Pige, what are you doing on this side of the tracks?
*             I thought you... Wha...
*             Ah, you poor kid.
*             Oh, we've gotta get this off.
*             I think I know the very place.
*             Come on.
*             Well, here we are.
*             - The zoo? - Sure!
*             No, no. This way. Follow me.
*             - Oh! - What's the matter, Pige?
*             - We can't go in? - Why not?
*             - Well, the sign says... - Yeah, well, well that's...
*             - That's the angle. - Angle?
*             Look, we'll just wait for the right...
*             Uh-oh. Here we are now.
*             Just lay low.
*             Hey, you!
*             Uh, I beg your pardon. Were you addressing me?
*             - What's the matter? Can't you read? - Why, yes. Several languages.
*             Oh, a wise guy, eh?
*             All right, now, what's this creature doin' here?
*             - He's not my dog. - Oh, he's not, eh?
*             Go away. Go on. Why, certainly not, Officer.
*             Aye, I suppose you'll be tellin' me next it was the dog that was whistlin', eh?
*             - I'm certain I don't know. - Oh, I'm a liar now, am I?
*             Well, you listen to me! Aha! Resistin' an officer of the law.
*             You're gonna pay! Oh!
*             Pull a knife on me, will ya? Tryin' to assassinate me, are ya?
*             Carryin' a concealed weapon!
*             Come on, Pige. The place is ours.
*             We'd better go through this place from A to Z.
*             Apes.
*             No, no, no. No use even asking them. They wouldn't understand.
*             - They wouldn't? - Uh-uh.
*             Too closely related to humans. Uh-oh!
*             Alligators! Now, there's an idea!
*             Say, Al, do you suppose your could nip this contraption off for us?
*             Glad to oblige.
*             Whoa! Whoa!
*             Hmph. If anybody ever needed a muzzle, it's him.
*             Timber!
*             Hey, Pigeon, look out!
*             What harebrained idiot would... Hey, look. A beaver!
*             Here's the answer to our problem.
*             Let me see here.
*             Six foot six and seven-sixteenth inches.
*             Pardon me, friend. I wonder if you'd do us a little...
*             Busy, sonny, busy. Can't stop to gossip now.
*             Gotta slide this sycamore to the swamp.
*             This will only take a second of your time.
*             Only a second? L-Listen, listen, sonny.
*             Do you realize every second...
*                centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?
*             - Yeah, but... - Gotta get this log movin', sonny.
*             Gotta get it movin'. 'T ain't the cuttin' takes the time.
*             It's the doggone haulin'!
*             The haulin'. Exactly!
*             - Now, what you need is... - Better bisect this section here.
*             What you need is a log puller.
*        I SAID, A LOG PULLER!!!!!!!
*             I ain't "deaf", sonny.
*             There's no need to... Did you say, "log puller"?
*             And, by a lucky coincidence, you see before you...
*             modeled by the lovely little lady...
*             the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy...
*             never-fail, little-giant log puller!
*             The busy beaver's friend.
*             You don't say!
*             Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel.
*             Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise.
*             And it cuts log hauling time    percent!
*             Sixty-six percent, eh?
*             Think of that! Well, how's it work?
*             Why, it's no work at all. You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off.
*             Say, you mind if I slip it on for size?
*             Help yourself, friend. Help yourself.
*             Okay, don't mind if I do.
*             How do you get the "consarned" thing off, sonny?
*             Glad you brought that up, friend. Glad you brought that up.
*             To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth.
*             Like this?
*             Correct, friend. Now, bite hard!
*             You see?
*             It's off!
*             Say, that is simple.
*             Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...
*             Not so fast now, sonny.
*             I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory...
*             before we settle on a price.
*             Oh, no, it's all yours, friend. You can keep it!
*             Uh, I can, huh? I can?
*             Uh-huh. It's a free sample.
*             Well, thanks a lot! Thanks ever so...
*             Say, it works swell!
*             But when she put that horrible muzzle on me...
*             Oh, say no more. I get the whole picture. Aunts, cats, muzzles.
*             Well, that's what comes of tying yourself down to one family.
*             - Haven't you a family? - One for every day of the week.
*             The point is, none of them have me.
*             I'm afraid I don't understand.
*             It's simple. You see... Hey!
*             Something tells me it's supper-time. Come on. I'll show you what I mean.
*             Now take the Schultzes here. Little Fritzie...
*             That's me, Pige. Makes this his Monday home.
*             Monday home?
*             Ach, ja! Mondays is Mama Schultz cooking der wiener schnitzel.
*             Delicious!
*             Now, O'Briens here is where little Mike...
*             Sure and that's me again, Pige. Comes of a Tuesday.
*             Of a Tuesday?
*             Begorra and that's when they're after havin' that darlin' corn beef.
*             You see, Pige, when you're footloose and collar-free...
*             ah, you take nothing but the best.
*             Hey, Tony's!
*             Of course. The very place for a very special occasion.
*             No, this way, Pige. I have my own private entrance.
*             Wait here.
*             Just-a one-a minute. I'm a-comin'. I'm a...
*             What's-a matter? Somebody's a-makin' the April fool with...
*             Oh, hello, Butch!
*             Where you been-a so long? Hey, Joe, look who's here.
*             Well, what do ya know? It's-a Butch-a.
*             Hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe.
*             Joe, bring-a some bones for Butch-a before he eat-a me up.
*             Okay, Tony. Okay. Bones a-comin' up-a.
*             What's this?
*             Hey, Joe! Look-a. Butch, he's got a new girlfriend.
*             Well, a-son of a gun! He's-a got a cocker Spanish a-girl.
*             Hey, she's pretty sweet kiddo, Butch.
*             You take-a Tony's advice and a-settle down with this-a one, eh?
*             - "This-a one"? - This-a one. This-a one. Oh!
*             Tony, you know, he's-a not-a speak-a English a-pretty good.
*             Now, first-a we fix-a the table.
*             Here's your bones, a-Tony.
*             Okay, bones... Bones!
*             What's the matter for you, Joe? I break-a your face-a.
*             Tonight, Butch-a, he's a-get a-best in-a house!
*             Okay, Tony. You the boss.
*             Now, tell me, what's your pleasure?
*             A la carte? Dinner?
*             Aha! Okay. Hey, Joe.
*             Butch-a, he says he wants-a two spaghetti especialle.
*             Heavy on-a meats-a-ball-a.
*             Tony, dogs a-don't a-talk.
*             - He's a-talkin' to me! - Okay, he's a-talkin' to you.
*             You the boss! Mamma mia!
*             Now, here you are-a, the best-a spaghetti in-a town.
*             For this is the night
*             It's a beautiful night
*             And we call it bella notte
*             Look at the skies
*             They have stars in their eyes
*             On this lovely bella notte
*             Side by side
*             With your loved one
*             You'll find enchantment here
*             The night will weave its magic spell
*             When the one you love is near
*             For this is the night
*             And the heavens are right
*             On this lovely
*             Bella notte
*             This is the night
*             It's a beautiful night
*             And we call it
*             Bella notte
*             Look at the skies
*             They have stars in their eyes
*             On this lovely
*             Bella notte
*             Side by side with your loved one
*             You'll find enchantment here
*             The night will weave its magic spell
*             When the one you love is near
*             For this is the night
*             And the heavens are right
*             On this lovely
*             Bella notte
*             Oh! Oh, dear.
*             - Is something wrong, Pige? - It's morning.
*             Yeah. So it is.
*             I should've been home hours ago.
*             Why? Because you still believe in that "ever faithful old dog trey" routine?
*             - Ah, come on, Pige. Open up your eyes. - Open my eyes?
*             To what a dog's life can really be. Show ya what I mean.
*             Look down there. Tell me what you see.
*             Well, I see nice homes with yards and fences...
*             Exactly. Life on a leash. Look again, Pige.
*             Look, there's a great big hunk of world down there with no fence around it...
*             where two dogs can find adventure and excitement...
*             and beyond those distant hills...
*             who knows what wonderful experiences.
*             And it's all ours for the taking, Pige.
*             It's all ours.
*             It sounds wonderful.
*             But?
*             But who'd watch over the baby?
*             You win.
*             Come on. I'll take ya home.
*             It's a beautiful night
*             And they call it bella...
*             Not to change the subject, but, uh, ever chase chickens?
*             - I should say not. - Oh, ho. Then you've never lived!
*             - But we shouldn't. - I know. That's what makes it fun.
*             Aw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.
*             But we, we won't hurt the chickens?
*             Hurt 'em? No. We'll just stir 'em up a bit.
*             Just look at those fat, lazy biddies. They should have been up hours ago.
*             Some fun, eh, kid?
*             Hey, what's goin' on in there?
*             - What's that? - That's the signal to get going.
*             Come on!
*             - This is living, eh, kid? - Is it?
*             Come on, Pige, follow me.
*             You know, there's a little bit of bird dog in all of us, eh, Pige? Pige? Pige?
*             Pige? Where are ya, Pige?
*             Pige?
*             Pigeon?
*             Oh, Pige!
*             Hey, hey, Dachsie, how we comin'?
*             Just one more chorus and we're out.
*             Okay, on a downbeat.
*             One, two...
*             Put her in number four, Bill, while I check her license number.
*             Okay.
*             All right, baby, in here.
*             Well, well, look youse guys, Miss Park Avenue herself.
*             Blimey, a regular bloomin' "debutante".
*             Yeah, and pipe the crown jewel she's wearin'.
*             Yeah. What ya in for, sweetheart?
*             Puttin' fleas on the butler?
*             All right, all right, you guys. Lay off, will ya?
*             Ah, what's the matter, Peg?
*             We was only havin' a bit of sport, we was.
*             Well, can't you see the poor kid's scared enough already?
*             Pay no attention, my little "orchechornya".
*             That's right, dearie. They don't mean no real harm.
*             Is like Gorky says in lower Dapts.
*             Quote: "Miserable being must find more miserable being.
*             Then is happy". Unquote.
*             Boris is a philosopher.
*             Besides, little "bublichki", wearing license here...
*             that is like waving, you should excuse the expression...
*             red flag in front of bull.
*             My license? But what's wrong with it?
*             There ain't nothin' wrong with it, dearie.
*             Confidential. Is not one dog here would not give left hind leg for such a knick-knack.
*             That's your passport to freedom, honey. Without it...
*             Hey. Hey, hey, youse guys, look.
*             Poor Nutsy is takin' the long walk.
*             - Where is he taking him? - Through the one-way door, sister.
*             You, you mean he's...
*             Oh, oh, well, a short life and a merry one.
*             Yep, that's what the Tramp always says.
*             - The Tramp? - There now, there's a bloke what never gets caught.
*             He's given the slip to every dog catcher in this burg.
*             You won't believe this, dearie, but no matter how tight a jam he's in...
*             that Tramp always finds some way out.
*             I can quite easily believe that.
*             Ah, but remember, my friends, even Tramp has his Achilles heel.
*             Pardon me, amigo, what is this "chili heel"?
*             Achilles heel, Pedro.
*             This is meaning his, uh, weaknesses.
*             Oh, oh, the dames! Yeah!
*             He has an eye for a well-turned paw, he has.
*             Let's see. There's been Lulu.
*             Yeah, and Trixie.
*             Und Fifi.
*             And my sister, Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua, I think.
*             What a dog!
*             Yeah! Tell us about it, Peg.
*             What a dog!
*             Peg used to be in the Dog and Pony Follies.
*             He's a tramp but they love him
*             Breaks a new heart everyday
*             He's a tramp They adore him
*             And I only hope he'll stay that way
*             He's a tramp
*             He's a scoundrel
*             He's a rounder
*             He's a cad
*             He's a tramp
*             But I love him
*             Yes, even I have got it pretty bad
*             You can never tell when he'll show up
*             He gives you plenty of trouble
*             I guess he's just a no-count pup
*             But I wish that he were double
*             - He's a tramp - Boom ba-boom, ruff
*             - He's a rover - Boom ba-boom, ruff
*             -And there's nothing more to say - Boom ba-boom, ruff
*             If he's a tramp He's a good one
*             And I wish that I could travel his way
*             Wish that I could travel his way
*             Wish that I could travel his way
*             Yeah, but he never takes 'em serious.
*             Ah, but some day he is meeting someone different...
*             some delicate, fragile creature...
*             who is giving him a wish to shelter and protect.
*             Like Miss Park Avenue here, eh, matey?
*             Mmm, could be. But when he does...
*             Yeah, I'm way ahead of ya. Under the spell of true love...
*             The poor chump grows careless.
*             The Cossacks are picking him up.
*             And it's curtains for the Tramp.
*             It's the little cocker, Bill, in number four.
*             Okay.
*             All right, baby, they've come to take you home.
*             You're too nice a girl to be in this place.
*             Courage, man. Courage.
*             But I-I've never even considered matrimony.
*             Nor I, but no matter which of us she accepts...
*             we'll always be the best of friends.
*             Now remember, not a word about her unfortunate experience.
*             - You don't want to hurt her feelings. - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
*             Lassie.
*             Miss Lady, ma'am.
*             Please, I don't want to see anybody.
*             Now, now, lassie, Do not feel that way about it.
*             Of course not, Miss Lady.
*             Why, some of the finest people I ever tracked down were jail birds.
*             Quiet, you great loony!
*             Uh, please, lassie, uh, we've come...
*             with a-a proposition for helping' ya.
*             Help me? What do you mean?
*             Well, now, you see, lassie...
*             neither of us is as young as we used to be.
*             But we're still in the prime of life.
*             Aye, and we've both got very comfortable homes.
*             That's right.
*             Where we know you'll be welcome and appreciated, Miss Lady.
*             So, so to come directly to the point...
*             If you could, uh, find it possible...
*             to, uh, to, uh, to, uh...
*             You're both very kind, and I do appreciate it, but...
*             Oh, Pigeon! Oh, Pige...
*             Oh! Hi, boys.
*             Anything new in the kennel club set?
*             Little something I picked up for ya, Pige.
*             Looks like I'm the one that's in the doghouse.
*             If this person is annoyin' you, Miss Lady...
*             We'll gladly throw the rascal out!
*             That won't be necessary. Thank you.
*             Very well, ma'am.
*             You, you mongrel!
*             Ah, come on, Pige. It wasn't my fault.
*             I thought you were right behind me. Honest!
*             - When I heard they'd taken you to the pound... - Oh!
*             Don't even mention that horrible place.
*             I was so embarrassed and, and frightened.
*             Oh, now, now, now.
*             Who could ever harm a cute little trick like you?
*             Trick? Trick!
*             - That reminds me. Who is Trixie? - Trixie?
*             And Lulu? And Fifi? And Rosita Chiquita whatever her name is?
*             Chiquita ch... Oh! Oh, yes, well, I can explain...
*             - As far as I'm concerned, you needn't worry about your old heel. - My heel?
*             - I don't need you to shelter and protect me. - Yes, but, but, but...
*             If you grow careless, don't blame me. And I don't care if the Cossacks do pick up you.
*             goodbye!
*             And take this with you!
*             Stop that!
*             Hush now! Hush!
*             Stop that racket!
*             What's wrong, Pige?
*             - A rat! - Where?
*             Upstairs, in the baby's room.
*             - How do I get in? - The little door on the porch.
*             Merciful heavens!
*             Oh, you poor little darling. Now, now, now, now, now.
*             Thank goodness you're not hurt. You, you vicious brutes!
*             Back! Get back!
*             Go, go on! Get back! Now, the pound! The pound!
*             That's it. I'll call the pound.
*             Come here! Come here!
*             Come on, come on. Come along! I'll call them this minute.
*             Couldn't sleep a wink with that brute in the house.
*             Hello! Hello!
*             I don't care if you are alone there, young man.
*             I insist you pick him up immediately.
*             Darling, look!
*             And if you want my advice, you'll destroy that animal at once.
*             Don't worry, ma'am. We've been after this one for months.
*             We'll take care of him.
*             - Well, what do you suppose... - Say, what's going on here?
*             Just pickin' up a stray, mister. Come on, get up!
*             - Caught him attackin' a baby. - Good heavens!
*             - My baby! - Aunt Sarah!
*             Aunt Sarah! Aunt Sarah!
*             - Aunt Sarah! - Aunt Sarah!
*             I was certain he was no good the moment I first laid eyes on him.
*             Yeah, but, uh...
*              I never thought he'd do a thing like that.
*               Thank goodness I got there in time. There they were, crib overturned...
*               Oh, I'm sure there must be some mistake. I know Lady wouldn't...
*               Watch out! That dog's loose! Keep her away!
*               Nonsense! She's trying to tell us something.
*               What is it, old girl?
*               What are you trying... Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here.
*               - What is it, Jim? - Ah! A rat!
*               A rat?
*               We should've known.
*               I misjudged him badly.
*               Come on. We got to stop that wagon.
*               But, man, we do not know which way they've gone.
*               We'll track 'em down.
*               - And then? - We'll hold 'em, hold 'em at bay.
*               - Now what? - The scent. Follow the scent.
*               Ach, let's face it, man.
*               We both know you've lost your sense of smell.
*               Go on! Get outtalk here! Go on, you, get away!
*               Go on, you, get away! Watch it now. Watch it! Watch it!
*               Hi, Pige.
*               (WHIMPERING)
*               (HOWLING MOURNFULLY)
*               All right, everybody, watch the birdie.
*               Steady now.
*               Hold it.
*               I guess I used a little too much.
*               Uh-oh. Darling.
*               - Visitors. - Visitors?
*               Why, it's Jock.
*               And good old Trusty.
*               Careful now, man. Careful.
*               - It's a wee bit slippery. - Yes, yes.
*               All right, boy, we'll let 'em in.
*               Oh, no, not you, young man. You're going to take a nap.
*               Well, Merry Christmas! Come in! Come in!
*               If you'll just step into the parlor, I'll see about refreshments.
*               Oh, darling, where did you put the dog biscuits?
*               You know, the box Aunt Sarah sent for Christmas.
*               In the kitchen, Jim dear.
*               Oh, no doubt about it. They've got their mother's eyes.
*               Aye.
*               But there is a bit of their father in 'em, too.
*               Well, and I see you finally acquired a collar.
*               Oh, yes, complete with license.
*               Oh, yeah, a new collar.
*               Caught the scent the moment I came in the house.
*               "Trusty", I says, "Trusty, somebody's wearin' a new collar".
*               Of course, now...
*               my sense of smell is very highly developed.
*               Runs in the family, you know.
*               There'll be no livin' with him from now on.
*               As my grand pappy, Old Reliable, used to say...
*               I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
*               No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
*               Huh? I haven't?
*               Well, uh, as Old Reliable used to say...
*               He'd say, uh, uh... He'd say, uh, uh...
*               Dog gone.
*               You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say.
*               Peace, my children
*               Of good will
*               Peace, my children
*               Peace
*               Be still
*(Screen fades from black, revealing the prototype logo for "Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure" zooming in. The background is a clear heavenly blue)
*BEAU WEAVER: All the magic, music and fun of "Lady and the Tramp" continues in Disney's all-new sequel, "Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure". (Gold subtitles appear at the bottom of the background, saying "Coming to Theaters from Walt Disney Pictures in 2000") Coming to theaters from Walt Disney Pictures in 2000!
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