Royaler

== Life ==
Royaler McRoinkers is an employee for the Corke Cola Company and a member of the Soda Cats Gang. He was born on July 22nd, 1988 to Nathan and Cristina McRoinkers in Flopnila, the capital of the Republic of the Philiflops. They were both addicted to Royaler, a popular carbonated drink sold exclusively in the Republic of the Philiflops, so they made the stupid decision to name their child after the drink. At age 13, he would run away from home, after he found out that his parents loved their fizzy drinks more than him. He would also find out that he had family in the United Flops of America, so at age 20, he would move there. He would start to study and learn Soglish, the language spoken in the UFA. He would eventually run into his distant cousins, Fanter Fanteriounson the IV and Grape Fanter Fanteriounson. He joined the Soda Cats Gang, after he realized that there were many other cats named after drinks. He became an employee for the Corke Cola Company in his late 20s, and started his own line of podcasts called "Everyday Filipino with Royaler McRoinkers", where he taught listeners how to speak Filipino, while also being featured on multiple of the Soda Cats' podcats (laugh track). He would eventually become a Royaler addict himself (it must run in the family). When he was 30 years old, he would become a sort of mascot for the Royaler drink brand, after an illustration of his face was shown on a can, wearing an orange zipper jacket, a hat with the Philippines flag on it, and a big ole can of Royaler. He was featured on the back of every can after this, under the alias of Sinyor Royaler. He currently still lives in the UFA, but comes to visit his family usually around the holidays. 
==Friends and Enemies==
This table shows who his Friends, Frenemies, and Enemies are.
Friends	Frenemies	Enemies
Fanter & Grape Fanter
"Cousin buddies!"	Jeremiah (Monsert)
"I don't really know the guy, but he's cool.	Mimt oro
"I really don't like this guy, just because he drinks too much Royaler. He should really eat some mimt oros."
Sergei Glopnar
"He's a good pal and always works his hardest during his shift at the Corke Cola factory."	 	
 	Spront
"I haven't really met him, but it's nice to know that there's another mascot like me in the world."	
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