The Mighty Guarder

==Lyrics==
:Behold the Guarder
:Beware the Guarder
:The almighty Guarder!
:Beyond the gates of the Rainbow Mountain
:A golden bridge picks Norm to rest
:Subjects circle there and marvel
:At the vigor blasting from his chest
:Cold land transform to deserts
:When his brawn's unleashed
:With one mere blink of his eye
:He overthrows a beast
:In the presence of the Guarder
:Battles with pause at highest blight
:He can cross the bloody Warfield
:As the soldiers kneel down at his sight
:Places on the portal change
:Reading minds so deep
:Then he sets his cape aside
:And levitates asleep
Duke: (Narrating dream) By the dim light of the dream realm's black sun, the Guarder climbs the frozen waterfall of Icemaeka in search of Clareselda, his guardian of infinite love. When suddenly a terrible Demise appears and attacks with fire, but the Guarder is undeterred. The Demise roars and unleashes the most sinister steam, but the Guarder is undeterred.
The Demise summons his troops from the Great Abyss, but the Guarder is undeterred.
Calling upon the powers of the ancient, the Guarder conjures a sacred portal and casts his foe into the icey isle of an insatiable Gort. Far Gort.
"Ahh, Clareselda. I think you're going to enjoy this."
The Guarder stands on the precipice of ultimate power.
The gates open to reveal...
:Duke: (awake) Ooh! How long was I asleep?
:Butler: Three days. You have a bed, you know.
:Duke: I'm starving. I gotta get something to eat.
:Tired from his greatest quest
:The Guarder wants a meal
:He sets sale for Filet Mignon 
:With a side of Italian veil
:He's the Guarder
:The mystical Guarder
Category:Songs
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