Strip Archive 2

A more comprehensive overview of the S.S.D.D. archive for easy reference, based on the "SSDD Story Lines" archive dropdown menu. Filler strips, The Church of Poisoned Minds, and Sticky the Stick Man comics have their own pages. Years 1-10 on the previous page and Years 21+ on the next page due to size bogging down the editor. Transcripts of strip contents are here. Separate page for guest comics added for quick reference.
== Year 11 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**Maytec board meeting
** Julie chews out Dwight
** Hi S.T.1.X.
** The new First Advisor speaks
** Central figures it out
** You want the test group on active duty?
** Where do you think we are going?
** Tessa's Homecoming
** Hi Alik
** Shut up, Lee
** The tip of the iceberg
** The Express Elevator
** Hi Dad
** Why do I suddenly want to take the stairs?
** Doing that with those straps
** SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER!
** This is NOT REAL! You can stop this!
** It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
** CRACK
** WHAT, YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM?
** BRZZZZZZZZZZERT!
** So much for warning the guards!
**Hi Robert
**BEHiND yOU!
* BONUS
** Jim and Steff caught in the act
** Last Man Standing
** A distraction from Gates
** Boys' Night Out
** Anne and Nathan's Night In
** What's the deal with Norman?
** Who are you running from?
** How did Richard get into property?
** I'll get you something for your headache.
** That's not a very good idea is it?
** Elsewhere
** Finished already?
**Shit! Shit! Shit!
**Oh there's no rush...
* Seasonal fan art by Dreadkb
== Year 12 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**WAKE UP!
**Lee at the controls
**Hey, the lights are back on!
**It shouldn't have blown for another three minutes!
**Tessa gets debriefed
**Happy? reunion
**Captain Lock appears
**Green Cards
**What happened to that Inlay that attacked us?
**Merlin reports
**Oh, you want to know what the simulation is?
**Thread-Needle Street
**Hello Philip!
**Robert wakes up
**First Advisor Joseph Kimple's notes
**Old Man ramblings
**L2
**My name is Callum, not Edwards.
**The Dolan Party
**Hi Llewellin... hehehe hehe hee he
**.....
**Lee elaborates
**Kevin helped
**Looks like the starters are here!
**Is there anything else you would like?
**Avoid the paparazzi
*BONUS
**Nathan lets them in
**Well? Well what?
**Who do you think would be monitoring the internet of some z list nobody?
**It's rent day!
**Nathan pops
**Richard invites Nathan
**Great job Ward you pillock!
**This is the "classier" end of Wick!
**Ms. Peacock
**...strikes
**Hi Troy
**So let 'e get 'is stight.
**Are we meant to believe that crap?
**Ya let tha NASTY one get behind you!
**Simple! Tactics!
**Gates is some kind of messed up Batman?
**Wait, a psychotic anarchist has a LAWYER?
**Scabs
* S.S.D.D. Election Special
== Year 13 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**Julian, Lenin was "a bit liberal" compared to those two!
**Who ordered the limo?
**Lee's guide to augmentations
**The Boiler Room
**Wow, that guy is good!
**He was just someone famous way back who came to a sticky end
**The VIP Area
**The waiter
**(almost) no room at the inn
**Lee's room
**Room 3898
**Edwards
**Found in a box
**Angel?
**Laid
**I'm not in the billet.
**Kevin, what are you watching?
**Robert wakes up... again
**Why did you join the CORE?
**Why did YOU join the CORE?
**Captain Lock returns
**Long Tom
**Tessa's pillow talk
**Lock's new 1st Engineer
**The OTHER door.
**Flooding
*BONUS
**Phone hacks
**They prefer to be called "Waste Management Technicians"
**Nathan's other plan
**Nathan's OTHER other plan
**Nathan vs. Cook machines
**Right, lets see what chuckles is trying to install.
**There's something wrong with Tin-Head!
**Er... I had an unexpected shut down!
**WHAT? I used the Blotto Box, and I don't even remember it?
**What's in it for Michael?
**Does "The Old Man" mean anything to you?
**If the Oracle is present in this time, that would explain an awful lot.
**Oh like the ECHELON plug-in that British Intelligence were building?
**What can you tell us about this "plug-in?"
**I had only just started work on it before that robot we found started up and...
**The Bishop Inlay class cannot think for itself.
**Talking to the Oracle is like listening to a billion angry hornets
**You know it has always bugged me that the Anarchists left a whole Inlay for the Americans to find.
**The Oracle foresaw the future... without its masters
**Oh dear! Someone has broken into this unit!
**BOSS! The boxes down here are all full of AMMONIUM NITRATE!
**Let's not bother calling the bomb squad.
**Go swimming! It's fun!
*Interlude: A very Maytec™ Christmas
== Year 14 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**It's gonna blow!
**Long Tom Preserves
**Area 12A
**Did you mention who I am?
**Long Tom emerges
**Er... I think we're about to get wet!
**Hi Long Tom
**Across two timelines
**Robert to the rescue
**AHEM!
**Are you sure Kerrie is here Julian?
**Target Practice
**The X1587 Power Suit
**Because we are the CORE.
**Tessa's interview
**It makes me wonder if the CORE isn't the Oracle's ultimate target.
**Aaron checks in with Tiffany
**Everyone's saying he's going to pick a fight with the CORE to look tougher then Lara Black.
**Noah offers his Melbourne house
**SAFEGUARD! SAFEGUARD!
**Are you sure this is safe Robert?
**Firing in three... two... one...
**Alik's plan
**They want Miss Black to return First Advisor.
**Maytec Network: the firing of Long Tom
**Lara and Jonathan sheltering in place
**What? They are still going though with the tribunal?
**CORE contracts are infamously watertight
**Are you absolutely sure she wants to leave the CORE Mrs Callum?
**The Half Brick
*BONUS
**Fancy coming swimming with us?
**Mongo is actually being nice to me
**No Smoking
**How often does Norman ask to go somewhere?
**Gates cuts the line
**Gates's policy on spineless weaklings
**... WE KNOW!
**Welcome to the Ocean Spa.
**Across two timelines
**You don't see many skunks around these parts.
**Are you trying to get me in trouble?
**Joe and Conrad's Middling Adventure
**End of the line Conrad!
**I wonder what the lightning bolt means.
**It's a whole lot of nothing!
**House call for Conrad
**Sweetwater
**What can I do for you Mr Reed?
**It's Reed again.
**Nathan asserts himself
**How come someone as good looking as yourself doesn't have a girlfriend?
**Gates on shotgun ammunition
**A warehouse on a deserted dock.
**Hi Slick Willie
**Oh we're not still playing that game are we?
**Seeing how well hung Richard is, what do you need me for?
**Now will you tell me where all your money has come from?
* Halloween Special: Richard as Shaun, Norman as Ed, Anne as a Grim Reaper, Nathan as deadmau5 with a Minecraft shirt, Kingston as a Rastafarian (Bob Marley specifically?)
* Happy winter solstice festival of over consumption
== Year 15 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
** We're DEFINITELY getting drunk!
** Ankara Kebab House
** We are the CORE soldiers who SAVED THE DAY and are entitled to FREE CRAPS!
** Julian's guide to Baccarat
** The Old Man's coaching
** Tessa? Tessa! Please stop!
** Madam! Don't forget your chips!
** I still say you should see a medic Tessa.
** Tessa sees Philip
** This security is... excessive.
** How DARE you... care for my well being.
** Dr. Ashmore's assessment
** The Unskippable Tutorial
** "Oh hi there! My name is Tessa and I see things that aren't really there! I really like you! Want to make out?"
** Fabrication Plant 12... again
** Remember, we want to take out the rogue AI but leave the plant intact.
** Breaking in
** We've found a Inlay Bishop here.
** Bravo! Get away from that thing NOW!
** I had an AI friend as a kid okay!
** Once upon a time there was a little boy
** Jester was like... a real, imaginary friend.
* BONUS
** The constant scrutiny was one of the many reasons I left.
** Norman's probably having fun with his creepy friend
** Z
** You can't do SHIT that can match the pain I've known!
** Gates's theory on Mr Reed
** Okay, I will say I'm mildly impressed you managed to go the distance!
** Kingston was looking for you.
** Sweetwater confirms the information
** What makes you believe it's a weapon?
** Right, we've got your stupid bloody cube!
** At GCHQ
** MAYBE WE SHOULD LET Q HAVE A LOOK AT IT!
** Hi Q
** It's a block of fullerene!
** You wanted to see me Kingston?
** Kingston's gig offer
** Cook's flashback
** The Titan CT-772 presentation
** Doctor Jeremiah Cook might as well have fallen from outer space!
** We really should recruit some moles of our own.
** Oh my god! He remembered my name!
** A mobile phone with a fully 3D holographic display!
* The Oracle on the end of the Mayan calendar
* Happy Capitalism Day
* Roses are red
== Year 16 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**And Jester would disappear a lot, just before the boy was sent to his bunk.
**He couldn't wait to tell Jester that they were leaving Mars!
**The real Jester was in a box in a cupboard
**The boy took his first ever journey into space!
**He obviously told them something that upset them greatly.
**Maytec had claimed mineral rights for the entire planet.
**Less than a week after family had left for Earth, bandits attacked their old home.
**Jester's last message
**They couldn't trust him any more.
**But... that was just a mindless Bishop class!
**Hi Tristan
**Lara Black's house arrest
**Hi Merlin
**Thank you for not killing him.
**Yes, the hat helped.
**Bye Lara
**Bomb
**Tessa heads off to bed
**Hi Harry
**Hello Happyland
**Well something looks a little out of place.
**Hi... Tristan
* BONUS
**Impressive!
**Q's guide to LED droop
**Hi Lionel
**So what are you doing later?
**Bishop confronts Cook
**Sticking his nose where it isn't wanted
**ALL the bugs
**Wadda!Wadda!Wadda!Wadda!Wadda!Wadda!Wadda!
**DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
**Am I dead?
**This is an act of HUMILIATION!
**"Network busy!" How is that possible?
**Anne's flavours
**They are too scared to talk to me so they sent the newbie.
**Bishop's bargain
**Kingston sober
**Funeral prep
**Hey Kingston! We're at the first gate!
* Happy Easter
*Kerrie's Christmas present
== Year 17 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**I found her asleep on Zuse Lane.
**ZOT
**What the hell was his problem anyway?
**Happyland
**Hi Kay
**Hi Trisha
**Hi Dagonet
**The one! The only! The mighty; King Arthur!
**Who wants to be in my band?
**It stings a bit when I do this!
**The first band member
**ZERT
**Oh, it's just a little game we play.
**Punishment
**Promotion
**This music is... strange.
**Dance party
**Oh, hello reality!
**The old First Advisor has been murdered and everybody is going nuts!
**Up as in... As in what?
**Advisor William Dayton of the Cybernetic and Artificial Intelligence Relations Advisory
**Krutz's Guide to King Arthur and the Round Table
**"Omnis vir enim sui!"
**The King has control of the Tower of Babel?
**This is your FINAL WARNING!
**Security check
**Advisor Krutz and Advisor Dayton reporting as requested.
**Debriefing and Deconstructing Dayton
**AH! William! It's good to see you again!
**Loincloth time!
**Come in! I don't bite!
**UNHAND ME AT ONCE YOU FREAK!
**A parasite that watches everything you do and judges you constantly.
*BONUS
**A gated community inside a gated community?
**Hello Roderick!
**This way Nathan.
**UNCLE NEIL AND HIS CARER ARE HERE!
**Hi Neil's mum
**Jessie!
**Hi! I'm Heather!
**How's the landlording gig working for you anyway?
**Nathan and Anne in the garden
**Can we please have a conversation where we don't hit on each other?
**Kingston's favourite word
**Anne's guide to supercapacitors
**The Kingstons' home cinema
**Oh GOD! I TOUCHED them!
**I hate cemeteries.
***SQUEEZE!*
**I see a flaw in this plan.
**The funeral
**Kingston and parents
**Good old Donald Kingston
**The after(life) party
**Well my given name was "Gourgy."
**That's Anne. Richard's girlfriend.
**I'm Heather. Housewife extraordinaire!
**... I take it that you both watch the news.
**Footsie
**I'm the family's gold broker at the moment.
* Hi♥
* Anne's lump of coal
== Year 18 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**You were created to replace the Oracle!
**Do you honestly think an advisor came up with the Kings project?
**I was set up to fail from the start. Unlike you!
**But HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME! You SEXLESS, MURDEROUS TOASTER!
**Wait... You're saying the Oracle is suicidal?
**The others hadn't experienced loss before and when your associate murdered Jessica...
**My job is to protect you.
**So to foil the Oracle's plans for world domination, I kinda stole my mother's!
**You may leave. If you wish to. Or you could stay a little longer.
**That's it? Do you want me to believe he just wanted to chat?
**A game of Catch Me If You Can
**I had a... hardware failure!
**Starboard Promenade
**BWAHAHAHA! Nicely done!
**Tessa teaches Kevin
**Wolves!
**Teams, report in!
**Lance Corporal Dolan reporting sir!
**Putting this bunch of clowns in active service is the only suspect thing the Oracle has done since hijacking my system!
**Lance Corporal Dolan reporting Sir!
**Central vs. the sleeper agent
**The Half Brick
**Here's lookin' at you, Robert
**Let's break the bed!
**Kerrie's pillow talk
**Leaving the Grey World, now departing for Happyland
**Say hello to my little friendMr. Bashy
**Get to class! NOW Harry!
**School time
**At least I will get to meet the queen! That'll be interesting.
**Spare P.E. kit
**Learning to walk again
**You just look a bit silly wearing Tristan's old kit!
**Throwing around cartoon explosives!
**Yes you can hit a stationery target. Well done.
**Unexpected guests
**I was partaking in... something... Just knock! Okay?
*BONUS
**Being a gold broker is nowhere near as glamorous as it sounds.
**Where you there when the helicopter attacked, if you don't mind me asking.
**There really isn't much to say.
**I've missed this so much! The people. The noise. Being the centre of attention. I LOVE this!
**Pretty much taken as... Red!
**Bathroom shenanigans
**You? Not dangerous? Ha! The lagomorph races are the most violent on the planet!
**So how do you know Richard?
**Ugg Kingston
**Richard's transformation
**I don't want to call you a liar, but that doesn't sound like Richard at all!
**Deconstructing Kingston
**The Kingston's Game
**Two Kingstons
**But I had to tease you to get you interested.
**Nathan and Red, together again
**Nathan's recap
**So I'm stuck here! My life at a total standstill!
**Deals at the gatehouse
**Now boys! I don't want a small thing like money get between you!
**Besides, Richard was your suggestion!
**As I was saying, we want to have kids. So it's going to be a long time until we'll get to do anything... "fun!"
**Besides, it's not like you haven't been with other women.
**Richard and Anne need to talk
**More than once have I had more than one girlfriend.
**Crystal clarity
**You fell for a lesbian?
**The girlfriend was also fun, intelligent and great to talk to.
**Her proposal was good on paper I suppose.
**The damage was done.
**So you're saying I'm not good enough for you?
**You forgive me?
**Pimping out Richard
* You two are starting to freak me out.
* Port-o-johns for days?
* HAPPY <insert pagan ritual here>
* S.S.D.D. Brexit Special
== Year 19 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**Master Harry, there is NEVER just ONE puppet!
**Victory pose
**We have multiple confirmed contacts from around the castle grounds my lord!
**Inside the castle
**It's that bitey one that was with Sir Harry the night he was chosen.
**Want to play dirty?
**Find the thing!
**All teams be advised! I've just lost contact with Echo 2 after a communications spike!
**There's just something fundamentally wrong about giving intelligence to something that wants to blow itself up!
**Oh nothing. Just that one of your "dumb" weapons is having an existential crisis!
**Okay. I've decided. I don't want to blow up!
**All along the watchtower
**KAY! Are you alright?
**You made this world as a substitute for the old simulation we all hated.
**We heavily outnumber them. We would win easily. But we would lose their innocence.
**How do I know if I trust someone?
**Arthur's request
**> You were kicked from the server.
**Hi there!
**Pretending to be slowpokes
**Bad company
**We're all crazy here
**SomewhereGame Interactive Feature (rough walkthrough)
**Poking where it's not wanted
**Arthur's private lobby
**Put that thing away
**NO! Bad touch!
**This dream?
**Reaction time is a factor in this
**No! How could someone not know what they are!
**Decoding Tessa
**Today I'm going into SPACE!
**Look I know how you feel Julian! I was anxious all the time.
**Dream time
**Morning with Kerrie and Robert
**Meanwhile: in Melbourne
* BONUS
**Kinky stuff
**Oh! So you've done this before!
**I wonder if Heather had the same problem with Richard!
**No! This is my fantasy! I want to be violated by a big, meat eating brute!
**Pensive Kingston
**♥!
**The morning after
**Comparing notes
**I think that's the first time you've ever mentioned your father.
**And we're not swingers. We only... Er...
**Nathan alone
**Hello Nathan.
**Richard is the Governor's son!
**Make me a star? As in famous?
**Sheesh! Are you okay Nathan? You look like you've seen a ghost!
**You think I had a hand in all of this?
**If you give me the same attention as you're giving that burger, I think we can call it even!
**I didn't know you were bi.
**The Pros and Cons of Bi Life
**Past screw-ups
**A girl who looks like a guy
**More bedroom shenanigans
**Long goodbyes
**Ask if we can watch?
**That's your ride
**I mean me and my wife risking your relationship because we are a pair of perverts!
**Wrapping up (maybe)
**Norman and Gary out on the town
**Did you have a nice nap? Good!
**Oh please! Let me tell you a story Mr. Sutton!
**I think you're full of shit!
**Aaaah?
**I like to be efficient Mr. Gates. The information was correct.
* Got a light mate?
* What does Christmas mean to you?
* Happy Easter Sunday
* Happy Easter Monday
== Year 20 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**Farewell to the CORE
**Tessa's dismissal
**AH HA! I managed to hide that parole request from you and now your agent isn't going into space!
**Our daughter was paroled despite the odds!
**Tessa! What's wrong?
**Blocked
**We've been looking all over for you! Your locator has stopped working!
**Lee calling in favours
**Fedorov is not impressed
**Sign!
**Now boarding
**Corporal Grey is not amused
**We are about to take off, enter orbit and rendezvous with the Latihan!
**hitting some turbulence
**No gravity! I'm ACTUALLY in space!
**first time in micro-g
**Hi Jake
**Learning to fly
**You've never seen a spacer before Tessa?
**Hi Jojo
**Why do you do this? Why do you want people to think you're an idiot?
**Lay of the Latihan
**Dream time (but in SPACE!)
**Turning a new Page
**FWOOOOOOOSH
**RINNNG!
**Flying was fun, but it was starting to get old...
**Hah! Freud would have a field day with you!
**BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
**Captain! We have a problem!
**This might be a personal question... but who wants you dead?
**Ripping off Scarecrow
**She could be faking it
**Hard shut down
* BONUS
**Hanging with Nathan
**Why! You clearly like this!
**Sexting with Richard (eyeroll)
**Regrets, I've had a few
**No! NO! This is NOT your fault!
**Decoding Sticks
**I think, therefore I WANT!
**I want you to stop working for Cook and Adams!
**Endless power vacuum
**The case against Adams
**Geeking out over the Titan CT-772
**tech foreplay
**Now I know he knows
**What's in it for Richard?
**Extended play time
**Continuing the game
**My parents didn't stop me from playing with "boys" stuff.
**After a few crappy jobs, I was headhunted by Cook Industries!
**Sounds like working for Cook is a little oppressive.
**Activating the Hive
**Phone vs. Oracle (place your bets)
**Time to wrap this up
**A skunk! You had a skunk?
**Why haven't you asked me to marry you Richard?
**It was just something Jessie said to me that I couldn't stop thinking about.
**That old nightmare again
**How convenient.
**Want to talk about it?
**I can't believe you're STILL going on with this anarchist shit!
* Want to see something truly scary?
* What does Christmas mean to you?
* Anne's Egg Hunt (interactive feature)
* Easter filler
== Year 21 ==
* Strip Archive 3
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