Equipment

No proper RPG game will be complete without a wide smattering of Equipment. Each character can equip up to two pieces of equipment.
Equipment can be sorted into 2 main types. The first main type comprises of equipment that gives flat-out boosts to characters' stats, be it Attack, Defense, Magic, and/or HP.
The second main type consists of special equipment (labelled as Mys) that grant effects based on what happens during a song level.
==List of equipment==
The following is a list of equipment in the game The Metronomicon.
Icon	Name 	Description 	Text
 	A Fancy Monocle 	Note judgement is more strict, but deal much more damage. 	The most dapper weapon in your arsenal.
 	A Gentle Kiss 	Bash's damage rating is increased by two tiers. 	This isn't gonna hurt anyone, is it?
 	A Longer Syringe 	Inoculate cures any target for which it removes or prevents a status effect. 	Makes you hate needles just a little less.
 	All Day Contacts 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 45
*DEF: 12 	But, if you leave them in for two days, they'll probably start to itch.
 	Angel Wings 	Martyr will always purge one additional debuff. 	In honor of a hero.
 	Anonymizer 	Decrease the chance of being targeted by enemy attacks. 	No one can see you! Where'd you go?!
 	Asbestos Underwear 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 200
*DEF: 35 	There's no need to breathe down there, so I think it's safe.
 	Athrend's Fyre 	Massive early power spike. But, the stats VERY quickly degrade as the song goes on. 	Cosplay is always in season.
 	Bandage Wraps 	Bestows a 50% chance to resist being inflicted by Bleed. 	You suddenly miss your mummy.
 	Battery Powered Boots 	
*STR: 15
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 15 	They allow you to fly around the world! But, you don't know how they work.
 	Bearskin Coat 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 3 	For the coldest of winter nights.
 	Bearskin Codpiece 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 35 	For the hottest of winter nights.
 	Bionic Hand Fuzzx0rs 	Gain 600% more Team Attack meter. But, your meter resets every fight. 	If we can't do it now, our robotic overlords will.
 	Blindbox Staff Charm 	Big Pharm bestows two Protects and two Inspires per cast. 	He's so cute and beardy!
 	Body Butter By Luke 	Grants immunity to Bleed. 	Makes your skin feel unbreakable.
 	Bouncy Bodypaint 	Negative status effects last 100% longer. On all allies. 	Well, you're rubber, and I'm glue! Did I get that right..?
 	Broken Compass 	Increases treasure drop rate by 5%. 	Sure. Like we weren't already carrying enough stuff around.
 	Cape Sum Laude 	Deals Much more damage the higher your progress meter fills. 	Proof of excellence amongst all your peers.
 	Cardboard Tube Broadsword	Deal more damage when HP is higher. And vice versa. 	For the risk-averse adventurer.
 	Chainmail Tutu 	Decreases damage taken as your current streak increases. Super high cap! 	Unbreakable defense, as long as you don't twirl quickly.
 	Clockwork Eye Props 	Grants immunity to Blind. 	If you close your eyes, for even a moment, you might miss something!
 	Creepy Mechano Ring 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 220
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Why do people wear these, right? Does it do something techy?
 	Cup-Hewn Gauntlets 	
*STR: 7
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 7 	You've gone all the way through the best-dressed spectrum. Back to worst
 	Cutting Edge Wristwatch 	
*STR: 20
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 20 	The latest in caveman couture.
 	Dare Devil's Horns 	Raises damage dealt by 20%. Increases damage taken 25%. 	You're gonna get someone hurt, man.
 	Dazzle Wand 	Cures heal for 20% more, but casting recovery is 50% longer. 	As opposed to Bedazzling, which makes you a nerdy nerd.
 	Decollage Hard Hat 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 150 	Someone worked very hard to make this for you, okay?
 	Decorative Thinky Bits 	Increases the damage bonus bestowed by Big Comeback even further. 	Finally! Skullbert can answer your constant questions!
 	Dem Chains 	
*STR: 220
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	You know I gots to have that bling.
 	Dirt Endirtener 	Earth abilities deal 20% more damage. 	Great for killing lightning elementals, and also making sweet castles!
 	Disco Shard Pendant 	
*STR: 7
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	It reflects all the colors of the funky rainbow.
 	Diving Bell 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 70 	That crack down the side makes me really uncomfortable.
 	Earth Converter 	Converts all attacks to Earth elemental. 	I think it works using... molecules?
 	Earth Right Earring 	Reduces damage from Earth elemental enemies by 30%. 	It just sorta feels dirty, ya know?
 	Ectoplasmic Pomade 	
*STR: 75
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	You reaaaaally shouldn't be putting that in your hair...
 	Elena's Amulet 	Auto-Applies Inspiration when health is under 25%. 	Your spirit feels just a bit lighter.
 	Fang Necklace 	
*STR: 3
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 7 	Let's just say you found it on the ground, and not ponder the darker implications...
 	Fire Converter 	Converts all attacks to Fire elemental. 	Maaaagiiiicc.....
 	Fire Left Earring 	Reduces damage from Fire elemental enemies by 30%. 	Sorta makes your ear smoke.
 	Fishbone Earring 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 125
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	If you were a cat, you'd be the most fashionable cat I know.
 	Flame Enhottener 	Fire abilities deal 20% more damage. 	You'll constantly get bugged for these, out front of the club.
 	Force Field Pants 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 230 	If not the most modest, then definitely the shiniest pants you can own.
 	Fresh Moontain Air 	Fresh Mountain Air bestows even more secondary ability beats upon allies. 	I'm honestly not sure that this is air.
 	Full Body Lip Gloss 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 200
*DEF: 40 	Baby, you're gonna shine like the sun.
 	Fuzzy Hand Endazzlers 	Gain 30% more Team Attack meter. 	We can do it, yes we can! If we can't do it... damn!
 	Glowstick Mesh Vest 	
*STR: 40
*MAG: 0
*HP: 200
*DEF: 0 	Don't look straight at it! I mean it! You'll go blind!
 	Grabby Plucky Thing 	Pick Pocket has a small chance to steal equipment rather than crystals. 	His name is Mister Chompy!
 	Impatience Overwhelming 	Cuts casting recovery time in half. Casting costs 50% more beats. 	Give someone else a chance to play!
 	Itchy Mustached Glasses 	You're permanently Focused and Inspired! Also... Bleeding. 	Why does anyone think these are funny..?
 	Katie's (Andy's?) Helmet 	Boosts damage by 5% for every unique Primary the party casts. Boosts reset on spell repeat.	Seems to have been on a lot of adventures at once...
 	Lightning Belly Ring 	Reduces damage from Lightning elemental enemies by 30%. 	A constantly humming shock to the system.
 	Lightning Converter 	Converts all attacks to Lightning elemental. 	Really not safe to keep in your pockets.
 	Lightning Ensparkler 	Lightning abilities deal 20% more damage. 	I have no idea what this thing is.
 	Lightning Rod 	Each bolt of Strikes Thrice causes progressively more damage when striking the same target.	Not to be held in the rain.
 	Manicured Bear Claws 	Reduces by half the negative effects caused by Berserker attacks. 	You should have seen the looks on the faces of the stylists...
 	Memory Foam Chestpiece 	Reduces damage taken by 15% briefly after being attacked. 	Every punch leaves a perfectly punch shaped hole for the next one to land!
 	Minecart Headband 	
*STR: 25
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	It helps you see your targets in the darkest of nightclubs.
 	My Tunes 	When using "This Power..!", erase and gain streak from debuffs too! 	Wow, thanks! I thought I'd never see this again!!
 	Noise Enlistener 	Increases damage dealt progressively for each primary ability cast. 	The louder you get... the louder you get!
 	Nuclear Batteries 	Enlighten Refreshes and Focuses the entire party on use. 	Does magic even run on batteries??
 	Obtainium Obtainer 	Forces all enemies to always drop treasure... but only crystals. 	Unbelievably, it was found under the sand at the beach.
 	Organic Sludge Mascara 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 150
*DEF: 0 	Once you put it on, it basically never comes off.
 	Owldown Shin Pads 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 45
*DEF: 0 	They help you really nail those breakdance moves.
 	Panic Driven Blade 	Auto-Applies Inspiration when health is under 40%. 	For the gambler in you. How low can you go?
 	Panic Driven Shielding 	Auto-Applies Protect when health is under 40%. 	The best time to defend is probably before you die.
 	Panic Driven Specs 	Auto-Applies Focus when health is under 40%. 	They say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die.
 	Paper Plate Wolf Mask 	
*STR: 125
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Did the wolf make this? Did someone's child? Nobody knows.
 	Peacock Mask 	Increases the chance of being targeted by enemy attacks. 	Everyone suddenly wants to hit you a lot.
 	Plastic Poncho 	Purify grants a temporary subsequent immunity to each status effect it removes. 	You can make one yourself, from a garbage bag!
 	Powerdrink IV 	Bestows a 50% chance to resist being inflicted by Slow. 	Both the safest and most refreshing way to quench.
 	Precision Targeting 	Status Effects cast last 30% longer 	It's too late. You've seen everything
 	Pretty Pink Ribbon 	Grants immunity to all negative status effects. 	Your nanny tied it just for you!
 	Puuuumps 	Reduces the beat requirements for Secondary Abilities by 30%. 	Stop before you float way
 	Rigged Boxing Gloves 	Pierces through and ignores all enemy elemental resistances. 	Don't tell anyone, and we won't get in trouble...
 	Safety Treated Dancefloor	Reduces the damage taken from note stumbles by 30%. 	At least when you fall, you won't get dirty...
 	Seashell Necklace 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 75
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	You have never - and I really mean this - ever felt so pretty
 	Sharktooth Pauldron 	
*STR: 75
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 75 	There is no safe way to wear something like this. Be careful!
 	Sharp Beak Facemask 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 100
*DEF: 0 	On different islands, the different masks would let you eat different flowers.
 	Shoulder Mounted Thingy 	
*STR: 150
*MAG: 0
*HP: 700
*DEF: 0 	It looks like it could be either for prey... or for something else.
 	Snake Skin Ring 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 3
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Do they do this? Make rings out of snake skin?
 	Speed Stripes 	Grants immunity to Slow. 	The more you paint, the faster you'll go.
 	Spot Remover 	All Primary Ability cures also remove one negative status effect from their target. 	Keeps you shiny, pine-scented, and new!
 	Steel-Toe Dance Shoes 	Increases damage output as your current streak increases. Super high cap! 	How long can you stand on your toes?
 	Sticky Gloves 	Doubles the amount of elemental crystals stolen with Mug. 	You keep turning your pockets inside-out with these stupid gloves.
 	Stinky Meat 	Causes enemies to always spawn in sets of two. 	Seriously, man. Why are you carrying that around..?
 	Stone Hulk Hands 	
*STR: 12
*MAG: 0 
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Just, you know... a generic sort of Hulk. Despite the capital H.
 	Strap on Tail 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 35
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Don't worry! It's made of paper mache!
 	Streaker's Helm 	Auto-Applies Focus when your streak is over 75. 	Lubed for speed!!
 	Streaker's Running Shoes 	Auto-Applies Haste when your streak is over 60. 	The better you dance... the Harder and Faster you dance!
 	Streaker's Sword 	Auto-Applies Inspiration when your streak is over 60. 	The better you dance... the Better and Stronger you dance!
 	Tentacool Guy Shades 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 12
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Just call me Young Squeezy.
 	The Bottom Flappy Bit 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 50
*DEF: 7 	The most important part of the suit. Open before using.
 	The Bubble Boy's Shelter 	Grants immunity to Stun. 	You look absolutely stunning in this.
 	The Embiggener 	All cures additionally add 30% of the cure to the party's max HP. 	For even the least noble spirit.
 	The Kicker 	Firewater Hastes one additional unhasted party member. 	Let's be clear. It's made of fire, and only fire, okay?
 	The Master's Judgement 1 	Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. 	The ultimate weapon for dance party masters.
 	The Masters Judgement 2 	Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. 	The ultimate weapon for dance party masters.
 	The Masters Judgement 3 	Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. 	The ultimate weapon for dance party masters.
 	The Masters Judgement 4 	Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. 	The ultimate weapon for dance party masters.
 	The Necronomithong 	Once per fight, resists a fatal blow and restores 20% health. 	But you might crave brains, or something, I guess?
 	The Perfect Hat 	Antagonize additionally casts Protect on the Warrior. 	We've done it! Technology has reached its peak!
 	The Ultimate Slap 	Inflicted stuns last 30% longer. 	Hurts an awful lot more than you'd think.
 	The Witch's Grimoire 	Every time an enemy dies, boosts damage by 3%. But...the boost drains over time. 	Attained second-hand from a jerky jerk of a demon hunter.
 	Time Enshortener 	Speeds up spell casting recovery by 15%. 	Yes, it stacks.
 	Unisex Mini Skirt 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 7
*HP: 10
*DEF: 0 	It goes perfectly with either cowboy boots or heels.
 	Warm Fur Bloomers 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 900
*DEF: 0 	Man, there sure is a lot of underwear in this game...
 	Water Converter 	Converts all attacks to Water elemental. 	It seems constantly damp to the touch.
 	Water Nose Ring 	Reduces damage from Water elemental enemies by 30%. 	Gives you a runny nose, but that's okay...
 	Wet Enwettener 	Water abilities deal 20% more damage. 	Best for use when the roof is on fire.
 	White Sheet Cape 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 20
*HP: 0
*DEF: 0 	Really just a blanket.
 	Window Wiper Shades 	Bestows a 50% chance to resist being inflicted by Blind. 	You can wear these at night. So you can, so you can.
 	Wisp-Soaked Cape 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 150
*HP: 700
*DEF: 0 	Wait, are wisps... Wet? They seem so ethereal...
 	Wolf Hair Wig 	
*STR: 20
*MAG: 0
*HP: 0
*DEF: 7 	It would have taken too much time to grow it out yourself.
 	Yarr Matey The Hat 	
*STR: 0
*MAG: 0
*HP: 400
*DEF: 0 	You suddenly crave both a parrot and boat.
==Notes==
*On PC, 3 of the items are obtainable only if you own very specific games on Steam; you start with these items in your inventory.
**Elena's Amulet is obtainable if you own Whispering Willows
**Katie's (Andy's?) Helmet is granted if you own Concursion
**And lastly, The Witch's Grimoire is given to all owners of The Weaponographist.
**In the console release, these have been moved to enemy drops.
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