Histeria! Satellite TV

Histeria! Satellite TV is the twenty-seventh episode of Histeria!.
==Plot==
Tune in to Histeria! Satellite TV for looks at various points in history. Shepard Smith talks about Fox Reports (Across the America and Around the World in 80 Seconds); Michael Jordan is the host of All NBA Basketball Players; Loud Kiddington rides Golden Palomino Horse named Mister Ed around Keller Texas; Dale Earnhardt wins the cup of Daytona 500; Loud Kiddington buys the blue bucket for the beach while Loud Kiddington rides Golden Palomino Horse named Mister Ed at Walmart; Loud Kiddington as King Richard II sits on the giant throne.
==Sketches==
#H! TV Introduction
#Theme - Histeria! (Mister Ed Parody)
#H! TV Filler #1
#Fox Report with Shepard Smith
#H! TV Filler #2
#History of NBA: Michael Jordan and James Naismith (1998) (World's Oldest Woman Jingle)
#H! TV Filler #3
#Golden Horse Channel: Loud Kiddington at Keller Texas (1881) (Loud Kiddington Jingle)
#H! TV Filler #4
#The Nascar Show: Dale Earnhardt at The Daytona 500 (1998)
#H! TV Filler #5
#Golden Horse Channel: Palomino and Seek at Walmart (1962)
#H! TV Filler #6
#Medieval Television Channel: King Richard II (Toast Jingle)
#H! TV Ending
==Voice Casts==
#Andre Sogliuzzo as Philo Farnsworth and Sam Walton
#Frank Welker as Father Time
#Laraine Newman as Miss Information, Joan of Arc and Charity Bazaar
#Michael J. Gough as Bill Straitman
#Maurice LaMarche as Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Abe Lincoln and FDR
#Tress MacNeille as Toast, World's Oldest Woman and Pepper Mills
#Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
#Gregg Berger as Friedrich Nietzsche
#R. Lee Ermey as Sgt. Hartman
#Harvey Atkin as Blackbeard the Pirate
#Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
#Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
#Luke Ruegger as Big Fat Baby
#Robin Atkin Downes as James Naismith
#Michael Jordan as Himself
#Shaquille O'Neal as Himself
#Karl Malone as Himself
#Vlade Divac as Himself
#Kevin Michael Richardson as Ron Pierce
#Michael Clarke Duncan as Chuck Person
#Rob Paulsen as Sammy Melman
#Billy West as Mister Ed (Loud Kiddington's Golden Horse)
#Dale Earnhardt as Himself
#Richard Petty as Himself
#Jeff Gordon as Himself
#Andre Sogliuzzo as Sam Walton
==Gag Credit==
Satellite TVs get their - signals from satellites. - THE TVs DO NOT ORBIT THE EARTH.