SuperHoopla!

This is the 9th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
(Episode opens with a shot of Hoopla sitting in his room reading a comic book called “The Inconspicuous Blob) 
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Hoopla: Reading this comic book will surely tell me how to become a superhero! I know I can do it, The Oopla-Tribe called me a hero! I just need to figure out how.
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(Hoopla goes to a random science lab and starts pounding on the door)
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Scientist: Hey, go away!
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Hoopla: LISTEN I NEED YOU TO STAGE AN ACCIDENT SO I CAN GET SUPERPOWERS AND BECOME A SUPERHERO!
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(Security runs out and Hoopla gets dragged away)
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Hoopla: I just don’t get what’s so hard about making me a superhero. 
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(Hoopla sees a billboard that says “WANNA BE A SUPERHERO? CALL THIS NUMBER)
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Hoopla: That’s not shady at all! (Starts to call number)
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Voice: Hello?
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Hoopla: Yeah I heard you could make me a superhero.
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Voice: Yes! All you gotta do is smoke some kelp.
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Hoopla: I’m not over the legal age to smoke kelp. I’m AGE WITHHELD.
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Voice: Sorry we can not help you sir goodbye forever. (Hangs up)
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Hoopla: Aw Hooplitty crap. (Pause) Fine. I’ll do it myself.
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(Hoopla goes to the store and buys some chemicals)
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Hoopla: Maybe if I douse these chemicals on myself, I’ll get superpowers!
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Cashier: Sir, are you intoxicated right now?
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Hoopla: No. 
Cashier: Alright, your total is $50 for these chemicals.
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Hoopla: Could I get them for free if I save the city in the future?
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Cashier: Sir, no.
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Hoopla: Fine. (He checks his wallet and sees no money except Hooplabucks) Can I pay you in Hooplabucks?
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Cashier: You mean the legendary currency created by the absolute legend of a user CrazySponge?
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Hoopla: Yes.
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Cashier: I’ll take it!
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(Hoopla walks out of the store with a bag of chemicals)
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Hoopla: Hmm, I don’t know if these chemicals are enough…
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(Hoopla is on top of an unstable nuclear reactor filled with bugs that could bite you and TNT.)
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Hoopla: Ok, am I missing any elements? Oh yeah, cosmic space item that explodes into me. I think that’s in the type of TNT I bought actually. Ok, guess I’ll do it.
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(Aliens show up and drop a cosmic space item)
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Hoopla: Oh boy, more space items!
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(Hoopla jumps onto the nuclear reactor)
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Hoopla: HOO-
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(The reactor explodes and Hoopla wakes up five months later in a hospital bed)
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Hoopla: HOOPLA! What happened? Where am I?
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(Hoopla looks around and a doctor rushes into the room)
Doctor: Guys, he’s awake!
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Hoopla: What happened?
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Doctor: You jumped into a reactor and blew up.
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Hoopla: Do I have superpowers?
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Doctor: You have several injuries! Just kidding, you broke all of your bones. Luckily it’s been 5 months and they’ve all healed.
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Hoopla: Wait, 5 months? Has Alpooh taken over the world?
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Doctor: Who?
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Hoopla: Thank goodness. But he’s probably been able to develop his plan-
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Scooter: Haha, What are you doing here Hoopla?
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Hoopla: I could ask you the same thing.
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Scooter: I lost my voice from laughing too much. But now I’m healed!
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Hoopla: So am I!
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Scooter: Haha, this conversation makes me mad! Hahahahah.
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Hoopla: Your voice makes me mad!
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Scooter: Hoopla, it’s on.
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Hoopla: Tomorrow.
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Scooter: Agreed. Haha.
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Hoopla: Agreed. HOOPLA!
(end)
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