Lydia Deetz/Quotes

*"Delia hates it."
*"I could live here."
*"Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can't."
*"Shh! They didn't commit suicide."
*"I am alone."
*"I am utterly alone."
*"They don't wanna come down."
*"I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared."
*"My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room."
*"Of course I can see you."
*"Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual."
*"Mr. and Mrs. Maitland? Hello? Where are you?"
*"Of course they're dead. They're ghosts."
*"Are you a ghost too?"
*"Yeah."
*"Yeah. Why were you guys creeping around in Delia's bedroom?"
*"Stepmother. Anyway, you can't scare her. She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."
*"Are you the guys hiding out in the attic?"
*"What do you look like under there?"
*"I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?"
*"Living Dead. It's a movie."
*"They wanted me to dissect a frog, I told them it was against my religion."
*"I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food."
*"Ah B-Beetle!"
*"Beetle... Breakfast... Orange... Liquid... Beetle Juice?"
*"Your name's "Beetle Juice"?"
*"Wait a minute... it was you, you were the snake."
*"Wait... what am I worried about, Otho, you can't even change a tire."
*"If you are real ghosts, you guys better get another routine because those sheets, they don't work."
*"Sick! Sexual perversion! If you're going to do weird sexual stuff you ought to stay in your bedroom, okay?"
*"Holy cow! No feet!"
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