完全犯罪伝授します弐〜犬神篇〜 (Kanzen Hanzai Denju Shimasu Ni ~Inugami Hen~)

==Lyrics==
Singer	GUMI	Len
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
えぇ　そうですか　　つまり相続権の独占ですね 	ee sou desu ka tsumari souzokuken no dokusen desu ne 	Yes, I see. So you want to claim the inheritance to yourself.
遺産の全てをご子息に　それが為なら殺しも辞さない 	isan no subete o goshisoku ni sore ga tame nara koroshi mo jisanai 	You want the inheritance to all be for your son, and you’re willing to go as far as to murder.
ではでは遺言と家系図を確認します 	dewadewa igon to kakeizu o kakunin shimasu 	Then I’ll confirm the facts about the will and the family tree.
 	 	
財界巨頭の犬神家の創始者左兵衛が身罷った 	saikai kyotou no inugamike no soushisha sahei ga mimakatta 	The founder of the Inugami Clan, renowned in the business world, Sahei Inugami, has kicked the bucket.
彼の遺した遺言書に一族狼狽その内容は 	kare no nokoshita igonsho ni ichizoku roubai sono naiyou wa 	The will he left behind has caused massive dismay in the family
 	 	
一族以外の本筋の血の繋がりない生娘に遺産を全て譲渡する 	ichizoku igai no honsuji no chi no tsunagari nai kimusume ni isan o subete jouto suru 	In it, it says that the inheritance is to all go to a virgin girl who isn’t even directly related to the family
ただし娘の配偶者には 	tadashi musume ni haiguusha wa 	That is to say, to the spouse of that girl, Tamayo
 	 	
犬神左兵衛の孫にあたる「佐清」「佐武」「佐智」の三名中から選ぶこと 	inugami sahei no mago ni ataru “sukekiyo” “suketake” “suketomo” no sanmei naka kara erabu koto 	Sahei Inugami has three grandchildren, Sukekiyo, Suketake and Suketomo that she will choose from
つまり珠世の愛を勝ちとったものが遺産を手に入れる 	tsumari tamayo no ai o kachitotta mono ga isan o te ni ireru 	In short, to win Tamayo’s love is to get the inheritance
しかしご子息佐清は戦時に負った顔の傷　醜い姿に成りさがった 	shikashi goshisoku sukekiyo wa senji ni otta kao no kizu minikui sugata ni narisagatta 	But your son Sukekiyo has become hideous as a result of injuries on his face from the war
 	 	
愛されるはずもない 	aisareru hazu mo nai 	She certainly won’t love him.
ならば「佐武」「佐智」2名を葬りその罪珠世に被せることで 	naraba “suketake” “suketomo” nimei o shibari sono tsumi tamayo ni yabuseru koto de 	If that’s the case, you will bury “Suketake” and “Suketomo” and pin the crime on Tamayo
佐清に遺産転がり込ませる 	sukekiyo ni isan korogarikomaseru 	so that the inheritance will come into Sukekiyo’s hands.
 	 	
つまりそういうことですね 	tsumari sou iu koto desu ne 	So that’s what this is about, hm?
一族身内の殺害計画 	ichizoku miuchi ni satsugai keikaku 	A plan to murder members of your family…
 	 	
思考　黙考　熟考　整いました 	shikou mokkou jukkou totonoimashita 	After much thought, meditation, and deliberation, I have it all arranged for you.
 	 	
完全犯罪伝授します　お代は貴女の死因の決定権を小生が頂戴いたす 	kanzen hanzai denjuu shimasu odai wa anata no shidai ni ketteiken o shousei ga choudai itasu 	I'll teach you how to pull off the perfect crime. The price is to let this humble one decide your cause of death
それでよろしいですね？ 	sore de yoroshii desu ne 	Will that be okay with you?
完全犯罪伝授します　手段は電話でお伝えします 	kanzen hanzai denjuu shimasu shudan wa denwa de otsutaeshimasu 	I'll teach you how to pull off the perfect crime. I’ll tell you everything over the phone.
一族集まる月夜の晩に人の目ない部屋でおかけください 	ichizoku atsumaru tsukiyo no ban ni hito no me nai heya de okakekudasai 	On the moonlit night when the whole family gathers, dial me in a room where no one can see you
なになに私立探偵が雇われているですと？まあ捨て置いて問題はないでしょう 	naninani shiritsu tantei ga yatowarete iru desu to? maa suteoite mondai wa nai deshou 	What’s that, a private investigator has been hired? Well, put that thought aside for now, it won’t be a problem.
 	 	
「殺害の手引き」 	“satsugai no tebiki” 	“A Guide to Murder”
 	 	
計画ポイント2つあり　「猟奇性」と「芸術性」 	keikaku pointo futatsu ari “ryoukisei” to “geijutsusei” 	This plan has two points: it will be “grotesque” and “artistic”
殺害現場に珠世の犯行を示唆する私物を残すことです 	satsugai genjou ni tamayo no hankou o shisa suru shibutsu o nokosu koto desu 	You will leave personal items on the murder scenes to suggest that Tamayo is the culprit.
 	 	
「犬神家に強い恨みを持った珠世が遺産目当てに犯行に及んだ」 	“inugamike ni tsuyoi urami o motta tamayo ga isan meate ni hankou ni oyonda” 	“Bearing a grudge against the Inugami family, aiming to get the inheritance, Tamayo resorted to crime.”
そうです美しく殺してあげましょう 	sou desu utsukushiku koroshite agemashou 	That’s how it will be, let us murder them beautifully
 	 	
第一殺害タイトルは「菊人形頭衣替え」美しいですね　あぁあぁ美しいです 	daiichi satsugai taitoru wa “kikuningyou tou koromogae” utsukushii desu ne aa aa utsukushii desu 	The first murder case will be called, “A Change of Head for the Chrysanthemum Doll”, beautiful, ah, ah, so beautiful!
第二殺害タイトルは「琴線天幕吊し上げ」美しいですね　あぁあぁ美しいです 	daini satsugai taitoru wa “kinsen tenmaku tsurushiage” utsukushii desu ne aa aa utsukushii desu 	The second murder case will be called, “A Decorative Curtain Hung by the Strings of the Koto”, beautiful, ah, ah, so beautiful!
 	 	
計画に狂いが生じた？ 	keikaki ni kurui ga shoujita? 	Has this plan sparked madness in you yet?
佐清だと信じた人物　全く別人 	sukekiyo da to shinjita jinbutsu mattaku betsujin 	It turns out the person you believed to be Sukekiyo is a completely different person
本物佐清　潜伏していたところを 	honmono sukekiyo senpuku shite ita tokoro o 	The real Sukekiyo is hiding in wait
 	 	
例の私立探偵が発見 	rei no shiritsu tantei ga hakken 	That private detective has discovered where he is
偽物佐清正体　犬神左兵衛の愛人の息子 	nisemono sukekiyo shoutai inigami sahei no aijin no musuko 	and the true identity of the fake Sukekiyo—he is the son of Inugami Sahei’s lover
全てをたちどころに見破った！？ 	subete o tachidokoro ni miyabutta!? 	Has he seen through us?!
 	 	
大丈夫です落ち着きなさい　若干計画変更します　偽物佐清この計画を知るもの生かしてはおけませんから 	daijoubu desu ochitsukinasai jakkan keikaki henkou shimasu nisemono sukekiyo kono keikaki o shiru mono ikashite wa okemasen kara	It’s alright, please calm down, we’ll just change the plan a little. The fake Sukekiyo knows your plans, so he cannot be left alive.
第三殺害タイトルは「偽装すましの逆さ人」薬で眠らせ湖畔の浅瀬に頭から突き落とすのです 	daisan satsugai taitoru wa “gisou sumashi mo sakasa hito” kusuri de nemurase kohan no asase ni atama kara tsukiotosu no desu 	So the third murder case will be called, “A Disguised Upside-Down Person”. You will drug him to sleep and push him head first into the shoals of the lake.
素晴らしいですね　全てが完璧です　あぁ美しい 	subarashii desu ne subete ga kanpeki desu aa utsukushii 	So wonderful, it’s all so perfect, ah, it’s beautiful!
それでは最後の仕上げに掛かりましょう 	sore de wa saigo no shiage ni kakarimashou 	Now let’s add the finishing touches.
 	 	
珠世の自室に青酸カリを忍ばせなさい 	tamayo no jishitsu ni seisankari o shinobasenasai 	Do hide some cyanide in Tamayo’s room
それではお渡していた死因書を開封なさい 	sore de wa owatashite ita shidaisho o kaifuu nasai 	Then, please open the document I’ve given you with your cause of death
 	 	
アリバイ工作で全ての犯行が可能だったのは珠世と貴女です 	aribai kousaku de subete no hankou ga kanou datta no wa tamayo to anata desu 	With the alibis you’ve made, the suspects will be Tamayo and you.
今から珠世にお茶を入れさせなさい　その中にもうひとつ用意した青酸カリを 入れて飲みなさい 	ima kara tamayo ni ocha o iresasenasai sono naka ni mou hitotsu youi shita seisankari o irete nominasai 	Now let Tamayo pour you some tea that you laced with the same cyanide from before, and drink it.
つまり「今」から「自室」で「服毒自殺」をするのです 	tsumari “ima” kara “jishitsu” de “fukudoku jisatsu” o suru no desu 	In other words, “now”, you must “kill yourself with poison” in “your room”.
全て珠世の犯行と見做され財産佐清転がり込むでしょう 	subete tamayo no hankou to minasare saisan sukekiyo korogarikomu deshou 	When Tamayo is considered the culprit, the estate will come into Sukekiyo’s hands, isn’t that right?
 	 	
さあ受話器そのままで　やるのです 	saa juwaki sono mama de yaru no desu 	Now, leave the phone aside and do it.
 	 	
おやめなさい　全て貴女の犯行だと　解りました　お話を伺います 	oyamenasai subete anata no hankou da to wakarimashita ohanashi o ukagaimasu 	Please stop this. I’ve figured out that this is all your doing.
貴女をそそのかした人の 	anata o sosonokashita hito no 	Could I ask to talk to the person who’s tempted you?
 	 	
必ずアナタを突き止めます 	kanarazu anata o tsukitomemasu 	I will definitely find you.
 	 	
探偵風情！！ 	tantei fuzei!! 	The likes of that detective…!
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