Laura's Shower Session (Hamtaro Lost Episode)

I just had the weirdest experience of my life. I met a lot of women in this somewhat tale that made me doze into outer space. Yes, I was sent to space. Here’s all that you need to know.
Hey there partner, the name’s Muddy. Muddy Grimes. I am a man who lives in a hotel after my wife divorced me after she knew that I hired Beavis and Butt-Head to be my gunmen, but they thought do my wife means having a relationship with her. I prefer not to tell you the details of my wife because it’s none of your business how I grew up.
Anyways, I have heard about this show called Hamtaro. For those of you who have not seen this crazy crap, I’d be happy to tell you about it since you are either my reader or listener. The series revolves around a hamster named Hamtaro, who is owned by a 10-year-old girl named Laura Haruna. Curious by nature, he ventures out each day to make friends and go on adventures with a clan of fellow hamster friends known as The Ham-Hams.
However, I discovered a really weird episode of this show. I felt like I was dreaming about seeing something, but no, it’s really not. Let me discuss it. 
This all happened when I received a phone call from someone on the phone telling me that I have won the lottery and it was literally no joke. After hearing that, I smashed my bottle of beer on the floor and shouted, “I’m a millionaire!” Then I decided to go to bed till my money arrived.
The next morning I got up to a knock on the door. The salesperson who gave me the money appeared to be an alaskan girl named Molly. I grabbed the money and wondered what I should do with the money. My final answer? I spent it on a trip to a place called Sodor. 
I’ll tell you my plane journey was weird. I sat next to this old man who knew about chess and how he was going to challenge a british person to the game. While relaxing watching some Thomas & Friends, I fell out of my seat by a plane worker asking if I’d like anything to eat for dinner. The food was delicious. I chose to eat a cheeseburger with fries and a delicious glass of minute maid pink lemonade to drink.
When I arrived in Sodor, I met up with a good friend of mine. His name was Boris. He told me that he doesn’t like how his son Caillou misbehaves for everything he does. Then he pulled out a shotgun and killed himself. I ran away like nothing happened.
Before I rented my hotel, I decided to explore most of the UK. I saw famous locations such as Big Ben, Buckingham Bridge and plenty others. I had some lunch at Mcdonald’s. As I ate, I met up with another friend who seemed nice. His name was Michael De Santa. He starred in most GTA games until GTA V. 
We had a nice discussion about how good England is and much more. Then I went to rent my hotel for the next few days. Some of the hotel staff weren’t friendly. What do I mean? Well, there was this one person named Joy Jenkins who managed to speak american english instead of british like the last time I visited England. Joy was disappointed by the fact that I was an alcoholic and I was american. What a slut she was! I got into my hotel room and calmed myself down to some television, telly as they call it in the UK. I got a knock on my door while enjoying an episode of Drawn Together. I opened the door to notice Mr Hector giving away a VCR with a video tape. He told me that this was an episode of Hamtaro. An anime about a hamster.
I took the stuff he offered me and hooked the VCR to the hotel TV. I inserted the tape and sat back. I never liked the USA opening due to the fact that it was low pitch and much more. The episode was entitled “Laura’s Shower Session.” It started off with Laura’s parents leaving the house for the day to do some errands. They closed the door and Laura walked over to her hamster telling her that since her parents are away, she would be taking a 1 hour and 35 minute shower. 
Hamtaro nodded yes and Laura walked away. He then broke out of his cage and went to the hamster clubhouse. He walked into find a hamster couple having a relationship on the couch. “What, the flip, is this crap?” I wondered. The next scene panned to Laura in a towel getting ready for her shower. She then walked into the tub and started singing about Lego City. 
Little did I know that she was going to be singing a commercial in the style of a song. The song went like this:
“A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!”
Then she sang more and more commercials for the past 5 minutes. And it then transitioned to Hamtaro and his friends planning to shut off the water in all of Japan except for Laura’s home. That’s what they decided to come up with. For some reason, a cat managed to find the hamsters and proceeded to eat about 3 members of the club.
Then it cut back to Laura scrubbing her shoulders in the shower until she looked at the camera and said, “Kiss me you son of a bitch!” She walked to the screen with her hand sticking out, but I shut off the TV and her arm got cut off. “How the hell did that happen?” I asked myself. And why was that episode briefly short?
I decided to take a break from the television and explore more famous landmarks. I went on this canoe with tons of people such as Lance Sterling, Fritz, Baldi, Hank Hill, Madison, Abraham Foulkes, Markiplier, Julie, YandereDev and Neddie. Our tour guide’s name was June. She was gonna show us what it was like in the rivers and lakes of England. 
It was a good day. But things took a quite dark turn. Later that evening, I had a dream where it was daytime in my hotel room until I saw Laura in a towel. She said, “I won’t leave you alone till you shower with me.” She extended her hand but I woke up before she could do it. 
But I accidentally screamed getting up. I managed to trigger this girl who asked what the hell was all that screaming. But before she could make my body scared, I pulled out a rifle and asked her to take 6 steps away from me before I called the british police. She followed the rules and went back to her hotel room with a tear in her eye. “I shouldn’t have done that!” I mimicked in my head.
The next morning I decided to go to the hotel lobby for breakfast. I sat down and had a nice plate of pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage and slices of apples. And for a drink, I poured a glass of fruit punch. Right when I was about to take a sip of my drink, I saw what looked like Colonel Dodo kidnapping me. 
I had no cellphone on me and the hotel was loud that no one could hear me screaming. Colonel Dodo took me to this some sort of play area near a cafe, asking me to kiss Laura just for once. I had no choice but to kiss her. So I did.
While kissing, I saw that Colonel Dodo had some friends such as Harry Osborn and George Clooney. You know what? Taking this vacation was a bad idea. I should’ve just stayed in the hotel back at my place. But since I won the lottery, It was a fun time. But not anymore. 
The End.