Brandon Hill

Directed by Hideo Miyazaki and developed by Cumsoft Studios, Brandon Hill was a critically acclaimed New York Times best seller.
The game follows a semi-sentient pitbull lost in a misty town filled with rabid white women. The premise alone was so terrifying that the game was immediately banned from sale in Saudi Arabia and Australia. Despite this, the game went on to achieve global acclaim. In the summer of 3030, the US Supreme Court ruled in favor of it being officially declared the greatest game ever made. Effectively making it illegal to criticize in any capacity. That's just how good it was.
The core gameplay was also very innovative. It featured bosses, parrying, the dex stat, dodge rolling, and so on. Challenge was created in the form of Estus Flasks which instantly kill the player if consumed. In addition, 5% of the player's max health is permanently reduced for every death. Fans of Brandon Hill coined the term "Brandon-like" when describing the game and other titles with similar mechanics.
Strangely, the game has no direct link to the larger Brandon brand. When asked about the naming scheme, lead developer El Yoko Taco of Cumsoft's Mexican branch released a presser to address the concerns. Claiming, "We just wanted to make money."
Several notable celebrities across the cosmos commented on the game upon its release. Here's what they had to say.
Vice von Tittywinks - "Damn, this shit slaps harder than my autistic dad after a night of binge drinking."
Wesker - "I came!"
Brandon - "I'm not in it... :( "
Gay Robot - "I don't get it."