Middle-Age Love

Middle-Age Love is a personal ad question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, tell me who would be most likely to have placed the following personal ad:"
===Question===
SWCF MID TEENS ISO SWCM: age unimportant. I enjoy horseback, cross-dressing and battle. No campfires, thank you.
===Choices===
1. the Virgin Mary
2. Joan of Arc
3. Mary Queen of Scots
4. Queen Victoria
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Sorry, Mary would be an SJF (Single Jewish Female) ISO help to raise child with a Messiah complex."
2. "Joan of Arc."
3. sound clip
4. "Somehow, I just can't see her in drag."
===Answer Quote===
"She flamed and crossdressed. Maybe she's the patron saint of really angry drag queens."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Joan of Arc. Of course, Joan's a little sensitive about campfires, then she was burned at the stake."
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