Random Things Stefanie Has Said

This page will be based off of a blog that Evelyn made on her wiki! Instead it will be random and funny "out of context" quotes That I have said! I said quite a few today and my own MOM was LOLing! :D
#iamasuperstar (talk) 19:09, June 30, 2013 (UTC)
==Quotes==
#What's for lunch today? Stupid chicken sh*t?
#I am surprised you're not annoyed with my stupidity right now.
#Sir, I admire you! You touch feet all day!
#Get outta here traffic cone!
#You got some dirt in your chesthair!
#NO TOUCHING MY STICK!
#Those are some foxy strawberries!
#Do you remember me putting my mouth ANYWHERE near your arm?
#Are you riding the sheets?
#LVIP? Lehigh Valley International Police! Oh, no wait it's Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs haha!
#Stupid grass! Get outta here!
#[to sky] Get outta here, storm!
#You put chocolate milk on my butt? Don't choke!
#Instantly you smile? Why would a shirt make you-OH never mind it says, "Instantly slims you."
#If Phineas and Ferb has taught me one thing, it's to never be ahamed to yell, "MOM!" in the middle of the store. 
#We should turn this into the boogie room!
#NOO! Curse you baked goods fairy!
#Whatever...me and my Oreo are going to leave now!
#`*sings to the tune of, "Oh, Christmas Tree* Oh Redner's bag, oh Redner's bag, Oh where are you...Redner's bag?
#What the hell happened to Rarity?
#Keep calm and tell your food it's hot!
#Wow! IE is going faster then Chrome! Is it opposite day?
#They're having a boogie party on the table!
#We need a light on in h-OWW! *trips over foot rest*
#Since Yocco's is the official hot dog place of Allentown, and they had a hot dog on top of the PPL Building...shouldn't Pete's Hot Dog's in Bethlehem have a hot dog on top of Martin Tower? 
#Oh, sorry I was singing to the duct tape!
#Mom! He didn't think it was weird I was singing to the duct tape!
#Oooh it's steel! *sings* IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MY STEEL! MY STEEL STARIN' BACK AT MEE!!
#Ooh look an I-Beam!!
==Random things my mom has said==
#"You can't sit there being fancy dan! I need my pants!"
#"Get off the road, you bastard!"
#Aww what the hell, I need cereal!
#Okay so you went to Redner's and saw little Ian...
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