The Boat Quotes

:Dwight: [wagging tongue for voice exercises] blah blah blah. Greta the tittle-tattle prattled on about the little metal bottle. She spat a bit of spittle on the moth that bit the cattle in a bitter battle. Hey, hey! Stop questioning my methods, okay? I was chosen for this task for a very good reason.
:Jim: No, you chose yourself.
:Dwight: Tricky Siskel spat a bit of wicked biscuit....
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:Pam: [on the phone] Oh, great! Yeah, um, I'll get right back to you. [hangs up] Hey, guys. Anyone ever heard of Iris Black on the radio?
:Creed: Yeah, she hosts the Dr. Laura Show.
:Pam: Nope, that's Dr. Laura.
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:Angela: The Senator is exhausted. This campaign is wearing him out.
:Oscar: That's a tough one.
:Angela: That man he's up against is so dirty. And the senator's just pushing back as hard as he can.
:Kevin: Please, stop.
:Angela: What?
:Kevin: Please, stop.
:Angela: Anyways, last night he was tired and just wanted a little Mexican brought in. [Kevin laughs]
:Kevin: [getting up to leave] I can't, it's too much! [laughing]
[aside to camera:]
:Oscar: I'm in big trouble.
[also to camera:]
:Kevin: Yeah, Oscar's in big trouble.
Category:Season 9 quotes