はっぴーにゅーす (Happy News)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
きっと今日が一番最悪の日！ 	kitto kyou ga ichiban saiaku no hi! 	Today must be the worst day ever in my life!
 	 	
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
ずっと待っていたよ 	zutto matteita yo 	I’ve been waiting for you.
 	 	
世界は幸せに気づかない　けど幸せに非があるよ 	sekai wa shiawase ni kizukanai kedo shiawase ni hi ga aru yo	The world doesn’t notice happiness, but it’s happiness that is to blame.
幸せは世界を救わない　でも世界にも非がある 	shiawase wa sekai o sukuwanai demo sekai ni mo hi ga aru 	Happiness won’t save the world, but the world is also to blame.
 	 	
できること増えるとできなくちゃなことが増えてく 	dekiru koto fueru to dekinakuchana koto ga fueteku 	When things I can do increase, so will things I have to do.
被害者を装って気が触れたまま生きてきたけど 	higaisho o yosootte ki ga fureta mama ikitekita kedo 	I’ve been pretending a victim and losing my mind so far,
誰にも責められないよな悪事をはたらいてました 	dare ni mo semerarenai yo na akuji o hataraitemashita 	But I’ve actually committed some crimes for which nobody would blame me.
気づいてないのはわたしだけでやだなやだな 	kizuitenai no wa watashi dake de yada na yada na 	I’m the only one who haven’t noticed that. This sucks. This sucks.
 	 	
世界は幸せに気づかない　けど幸せに非があるよ 	sekai wa shiawase ni kizukanai kedo shiawase ni hi ga aru yo	The world doesn’t notice happiness, but it’s happiness that is to blame.
幸せは世界を救わない　でも世界にも非がある 	shiawase wa sekai o sukuwanai demo sekai ni mo hi ga aru 	Happiness won’t save the world, but the world is also to blame.
 	 	
菓子　花　墓 	kashi hana haka 	Snacks, flowers, graves.
美化　が過ぎる 	bika ga sugiru 	They’re romanticized too much.
線香　柔らかい中　仲　はよくなかった 	senkou yawarakai naka naka wa yoku nakatta 	While the incense sticks were soft, we didn’t get along very well.
 	 	
そーりーそーりーまたどうぞ　昨日か一昨日に来てください 	soorii soorii mata douzo kinou ka ototoi ni kite kudasai 	Sorry, sorry, please come again. Come again yesterday or the day before.This is derived from a Japanese expression “おととい来やがれ” (ototoi kiyagare; lit. Come the day before yesterday), which ironically means “Never come here again.” I could actually localize this line as something like “Come when two Saturdays or Sundays meet,” but I refrained.
はっぴーはっぴーばーすでー　きっと今日が一番最悪の日！ 	happii happii baasudee kitto kyou ga ichiban saiaku no hi! 	Happy, happy birthday! Today must be the worst day ever in my life!
はにーはにー固まった　胸の高鳴りねえ聞いて 	hanii hanii katamatta mune no takanarinee kiite 	Honey, honey, you’re frozen solid. My heart’s pounding, hey, listen to it!
はっぴーはっぴーにゅーいやー　きっと今日が一番最悪の日！ 	happii happii nyuuiyaa kitto kyou ga ichiban saiaku no hi! 	Happy, Happy New Year! Today must be the worst day ever in my life!
だから明日はちょっとつらくない日！ 	dakara ashita wa chotto tsurakunai hi! 	So tomorrow will be a bit less tough day!
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*めっちゃ たすけて (Meccha Tasukete) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Instrumental
===Unofficial===
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