Celestial Pawnshop

The Celestial Pawnshop (コズミックファーマシー) is a pawnshop located in Detroit, Michigan that is known to do business in a large quantity of ethereal and exotic items. It is said that anything that can be imagined can be bought there, all except for a copy of Battletoads for the NES. The store is currently in a fierce rivalry with their primary competitor Quest Buy who sell almost exactly the same items but have a much better customer loyalty program. Vice is an infamous patron of both. 
== Profile ==
The Celestial Pawnshop's owners are purveyors of all manner of strange and cosmic items. Notably, they are the only business with the intellectual property rights to the recipe needed to brew the ancient Purple Elixir of immortality. They are infamous for their stubborn resistance to haggling and eyewatering steep prices. For instance, a cask of Purple Elixir itself costs 99 Madmen's Knowledge, the same amount required to discover the Eldritch Truth. This is a pointed bit of irony on the shop's part, the joke being one must forgo the pursuit of truth to live an eternal life of ignorance. Even more annoying, the store will only buy back a cask of the Elixir for a mere 9 Madmen's Knowledge, because video games. 
== Notable Stock ==
Item 	Price
Purple Elixir 	99 Madmen's Knowledge
John Chowder's M60 	500 Dollops
King Tuckyashirtin's Pimp Cane	$15.00
Ong's Hat 	Sold Out