Gravity

Gravity is a famous children's entertainer and he is also responsible for hundreds of political assassinations in the last ten years. He is also best friends with Ronald McDonald, the Burger King, and Invincible. He worships the Teletubbies as they gave him his powers.
== History ==
Gravity was just your average kid who no one understands. Mom and Dad and Vicky, always giving him commands, until one fateful day when Gravity was visited by God of Teletubbies. The Teletubby God had chosen Gravity to carry out his will, due to the fact that Gravity was the world champion at the famous shame, Superman 64.
The God of Teletubbies curled up her lips and hawked a loogie right at Gravity, and this transformed him into the spandex wearing sex machine you see before you. Now that Gravity had been blessed by the God of Teletubbies, he was instructed with one simple task. Kill everyone who disobeys the gospel of the Teletubbies. Gravity accepted this task wholeheartedly and thus began his Holy Crusade to rid the UnUniverse of anyone who would dare disobey the word of the Teletubbies.
== Assassinating Borat ==
Gravity began his quest of bloodshed on the planet Kazakhstan where he was set to assassinate the galactic conqueror, Borat. 
Once he arrived on the planet Kazahkstan, Gravity was immediately assaulted by Borat's army of Powerpuff Girls, which he immediately defeated with ease by firing 1000 Teletubbies out of his eyes and killing the girls instantly.
Soon, Gravity fought all the way up to Borat's throne room where he was greeted by the Kazakhstani leader himself. The two demigods immediately began to do battle with each other and this resulted in the deaths of millions across Kazakhstan.
Eventually, after 10 days of nonstop fighting, Gravity successfully managed to kill Borat by doing that thing where you throw a kick, but accidentally fling your shoe off by mistake.
Gravity's shoe hit Borat in the face and this caused Borat to disintegrate immediately, thus fulfilling Gravity's mission and converting the rest of the people of Kazakhstan into Teletubby worshippers.
== Today ==
Currently, Gravity continues his mission to fulfill the will of the Teletubbies. So far, he has converted 100000 planets into Teletubby worshippers and there's no end in sight for him
== Powers ==
Gravity had several powers that were granted to him, some of which include:
* The power to shoot Teletubbies out of his eyes
* The power to summon Colonel Sanders as his stand and have the Colonel fight for him
* The power to shoot a laser out of his mouth that turns anyone hit by it into SpaghettiOs
* The power to drag anyone to Teletubby Land and torture them for who knows how long until they've been converted into another Teletubby worshipper
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