Goldie Sponge

This is a parody of the 1946 children's chant, "Goldie Locks;" it is from the NAPPA-winning album, "A Georgia Glamp Sing-Along."
== Lyrics ==
* Long ago in the middle of a bay, there was a crab family: a mama, a papa and a little bitty baby;
* Along came a platinum blonde haired sponge and he unlocked the cottage door.
* He ate all the grape and berry jelly, then he tested out the furniture;
* When the crabs came home, they were upset, so this is what they said:
* "Somebody's been eating OUR jelly!" said the papa crab and the mama crab.
* "Somebody's been eating MY jelly!" cried the baby crab with a "wah, wah!"
* "Somebody's been rockin' in OUR chairs!" said the papa crab and the mama crab.
* "Somebody's been rockin' in MY chair!" cried the baby crab with a "wah, wah!"
* "Somebody's been snoozin' in OUR beds!" said the papa crab and the mama crab.
* "Somebody is snoozin' in MY beds!" cried the baby crab with a "wah, wah!"
* Goldie Sponge apologized for snooping and then he vowed never to snoop again; the end!