The ZOOMy Big Show (transcript)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you ready for some ZOOMy fun?
Audience: YEAH!
Announcer: What? Louder?
Audience: YEAH!
Announcer: Great! Now let's bring out, the one, the only, ZOOMers!
(The ZOOMers arrive on stage in the Big Blue Car; Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Blue Car starts)
ZOOMers: Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Blue Car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Blue Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long
Kaleigh: Buzz is in the backseat
Playing his guitar
Buzz is in the backseat
ZOOMers: In the Big Blue Car
(guitar plays)
Kenny's fast asleep
He's having a little rest
We'd better wake him up now
So let's call out "Wake Up Kenny!"
France is eating
She's got so much food
She's eating apples and oranges
and Fruit Salad too!
Oh, Rachel's playing on her computer
Typing as fast as she can
Rachel plays her favorite games
Including Pac-Man
Eric is dancing
He loves to rock n'roll
plays his keytar
He's an obvious troll
Caroline's in our rear seat
Talking on her phone
Caroline's in our rear seat
In the Big Blue Car
ZOOMers (sans Kaleigh): Kaleigh is singing. She's singing
Kaleigh: Zoobeh Do Wop
ZOOMers: Kaleigh is singing
In the Big Blue Car
Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Blue Car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Blue Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long!
(Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Blue Car ends; The ZOOMers get out of the Big Blue Car)
Eric: Hi everyone!
Audience: HI!!!
Eric: Welcome to the ZOOMy Big Show! I'm Eric...
Buzz: I'm Buzz...
Rachel: I'm Rachel...
Kaleigh: I'm Kaleigh...
Frances: I'm Frances...
Caroline: I'm Caroline, and this is... (notices Kenny sleeping standing up) Oh no! Kenny's fallen asleep!
Frances: He always does this!
Buzz: Will you help us wake him up? Good!
Eric: So on the count of three, we'll all wake him up. Ready? 1, 2, 3...
ZOOMers and Audience: WAKE UP KENNY!!!
Kenny (waking up): BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!! Thanks for waking me up everyone, now we can have some fun!
Rachel: ...But first, we need to move the Big Blue Car. Eric, will you do that?
Eric: Sure. (Gets in the Big Blue Car and moves it off stage)
Kaleigh (in relief): Thank you! Now we can all sing and dance!
Caroline: That's right, and I know the perfect song to sing!
(Welcome starts)
Caroline: We wanna say welcome, welcome to the party.
I wanna say my house is your house today.
I wanna say happy, happy just to see you.
Happy trying to tell you in my nicest way.
I wanna say hello, you friendly smiling face, take all we have to give.
Rachel: The world is a sunshine warm in place full of loving when you know the way to live.
ZOOMers: I wanna say thank you, thank you just for coming.
Thanks for all the good things we'll share and come what may.
We wanna say welcome, welcome to the party,
We wanna say welcome my friends, welcome every day!
Frances: I wanna say thank you, thank you just for coming.
Buzz: Thanks for all the good things we'll share and come what may.
ZOOMers: We wanna say welcome, welcome to the party,
We wanna say welcome my friends (welcome my friends), welcome every day!
(Welcome ends)
Rachel: Well, now you know us, you know our names, and now it's time to have some fun!
Buzz: And learn some things too.
Eric: Everyone, do you know how to be safe?
Audience: (Various shouts of "Yes!")
Kenny: Well, it sounds like most of you do, but some of you don't.
Caroline: And if you don't, then we know this song all about safety rules!
(The Safety Song starts)
ZOOMers: It's so safe to be safe
When you're out in town
You can follow the rules
Up and down
You can be safe, all day long.
This is the Safety Song!
Look both ways when you cross the street
Never let a banana peel slip you on your feet
Red means stop and green means go
These are the Safety Rules we know!
Safety, Safety,
This is the Safety Song!
Always hold someone's hand when crossing the road.
Never play with matches. listen to what we told!
Don't talk to strangers, that'll keep you strong!
We're singing the Safety Song!
When you meet a crossing guard,
Always remember to cross the yard.
Don't run by the pool and never swim alone!
(Chorus)
There are certain places that don't allow pets.
Leave them at home, that's how far you'll get!
When you're going out, always lock your door,
So other people won't come in and explore.
Now those are some of our favorite safety rules,
Remember them at the market or at school,
They keep you smart, they're true pieces of art,
Now that's the end of the Safety Song!
That's the end of the Safety Song!
That's the end ... of ...
The Safety Song!
(The Safety Song ends)
Frances: That was a great song, wasn't it?
Audience: (Various shouts of "Yeah!")
Kaleigh: And it's a very important one too because it's all about, well, safety.
Buzz: Alright! Now for our next one! This song dates back to Scottish times, around the early 20th century or so.
Kenny: That's right! So picture a ball (and that's a ball as in dancing) from around that time. Okay?
Audience: (Various shouts of "Yes!")
Kaleigh: Okay, I think you got it now. Hit it!
(Phil the Fluter's Ball starts)
Kenny: Have you heard of Phil the fluter from the town of Ballymuck? The times was going hard for him, in fact the man was broke, so he sent an invitation to his neighbors one and all as how he'd like their company That evening at a ball
And when writing out He was careful to suggest to them That if they found a hat of his Convenient to the door The more they put in Whenever he requested them The better would the music be For battering the floor
ZOOMers (singing): With a toot on the flute And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh Hopping in the middle Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh Up, down, hands around And crossing to the wall Sure hadn't we the gaiety At Phil the Fluter's ball
(instrumental break)
Kaleigh (singing): There was Mister Denis Doherty Who kept a running dog There was little crooked Paddy From the Tiraloughett bog There was boys from every barony And girls from every art And the beautiful Miss Bradys' In their private ass and cart Along with them Came bouncing Mrs Cafferty Little Mickey Mulligan Was also to the fore Rose, Suzanne and Margaret O'Rafferty The flower of Ard Na Gullion And the pride of Petravore
ZOOMers (singing): With a toot on the flute And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh Hopping in the middle Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh Up, down, hands around And crossing to the wall Sure hadn't we the gaiety At Phil the Fluter's ball
Kenny (singing): First little Mickey Mulligan Got up to show them how And then the widow Cafferty Steps out and takes her bow I'll dance you off your legs, says she As sure as you were born If you'll only make the piper play "The Hare was in the Corn" So Phil plays up To the best of his ability The ladies and the gentlemen Begin to do their share Faith, then Mick It's you that has agility Begob an' Mrs Cafferty You're leppin' like a hare
ZOOMers (singing): With a toot on the flute And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh Hopping in the middle Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh Up, down, hands around And crossing to the wall Sure hadn't we the gaiety At Phil the Fluter's ball
(instrumental break)
Kaleigh (singing): Then Phil the fluter tipped a wink To little crooked Pat I think it's nearly time, says he For passing round the hat So Paddy passed the caipín round And looking very cute Said, you have to pay the piper When he tootles on the flute
Caroline (singing): Then all joined in With the greatest joviality Coverin' the buckle And the shuffle and the cut
Kenny (singing): Jigs were danced, of the very finest quality, but the widow bate the company at handlin' the foot
ZOOMers (singing): With a toot on the flute And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh Hopping in the middle Like a herrin' on the griddle-oh Up, down, hands around And crossing to the wall Sure hadn't we the gaiety At Phil the Fluter's ball Sure hadn't we the gaiety At Phil the Fluter's ball
(Phil the Fluter's Ball ends)
Frances: That was another great one!
Eric: Alright everyone, I have a question for you. Can you clap your hands?
Audience: (clapping)
Kaleigh: Now can you sing like this? La-la-la-la-la!
Audience: La-la-la-la-la!
Buzz: Great, I think you've got it now!
Caroline: Our next song involves those, so please try and join in. Okay, hit it!
(Rock a Bye Your Bear starts)
Rachel: Everybody clap!
ZOOMers and Audience: (clapping)
Rachel: Everybody sing!
ZOOMers and Audience: La-la-la-la-la!
Buzz: Bow to your partner, and then you turn around. (Yippee!)
Eric: Hands in the air, rock a bye your bear, bear's now asleep.
ZOOMers and Audience: Shh, shh, shh!
Eric: Bear's now asleep.
ZOOMers and Audience: Shh, shh, shh!
(Rock a Bye Your Bear ends; Kenny falls asleep)
Frances (notices Kenny asleep): Again? Kenny's sleeping again?
Caroline: We better wake him up.
Kaleigh: 1, 2, 3...
ZOOMers and Audience: WAKE UP KENNY!!!
Kenny (waking up): BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!! Thanks for waking me up again!
Caroline: Alright, time for the next song.
Kaleigh: Everybody, do you know monkeys?
Audience: (Various shouts of "YEAH!")
Rachel: Well, looks like everyone here knows them! And do you know what their favorite food is?
Audience: ???
Rachel: Mangos. They like mangos.
Frances: Alright, I'm going to teach you some lyrics and you have to repeat them.
Audience:
Frances:
Audience:
Frances: Well, I think you've got 'em now! Alright, let's sing the song. Hit it!
(Monkey Mango starts)
(Monkey Mango ends)