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==Stack 1==
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Master Copy=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name:
*
*Applying for:
*Experience:
*Accommodations:
*Verdict:
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Note 1=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Master Copy.”
Rigged together a little number on the pages that’ll fill in some of the boring information for someone as soon as they pick it up. They won’t even see it happening. Neat, huh? - B.E.Q.
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Maxine=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Maxine.
* She/Her.
*Applying for: I am applying for a high-ranking position under the company Isles & Quint. I have experience across many fields which one may find use in, as detailed in the below section.
*Experience: As stated by the ancestor of Mr. Quint, Barringer Quint, “No worthy work but honest work.” My working career began with my employment in a smithing unit, for which I apologize not having a reference from, though I can assure you that I have honed my skills within the fields of modern technology as well, and while I have not entered yet into the fields of nanotechnology for which Mr. Quint is famous, I am very much willing to learn and can adapt within short order. My time on Ludus since my arrival to the town of Steckenburg Steckenberg (I apologize for the grammatical error) has allowed me to practice my gifts in the business sector, where I studied resource management under Ms. Belnus Caba and Ms. Calvus Bavo of the Vern Institute, before moving on to upcoming modern technology under the following mentors: Dr. Ryou Wasp, Mx. Sterling Hujrea, Ms. Pendavis Redsteel. I have attached letters of reference from the staff at the facility.
*Accommodations: To quote again the famous Barringer Quint, “Intelligence reaps its own,” of course referencing how the pursuit of intelligence is a reward all on its own, especially when learned for a good cause to share with others. I would like to clarify that I am not stating that I will work without pay, and still expect a salary to match my abilities.
*Verdict: Accepted. ZI, B.E.Q.
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Maxine Attachments=__NOEDITSECTION__
Sent in with “Maxine.”
Summarized for brevity: seventy-one pages of handwritten letters from various staff members at the Vern Institute praising Maxine’s performance.
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Note 2=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Maxine,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Zachary Isles and appended to by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
Guessing your little number didn’t work how you hoped
It’s a work in progress... How did I mess up that, though? - B.E.Q.
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Crone N’Ozca=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Crone N’Ozca, Dorcademic
*
*Applying for: Managerial role in any research department
*Experience: Graduate of the Dorcademy on Pragma, concentration in sealing + a minor in hex ed. Architectural planning experience. Linguistic specialist, Hornspeak among my spoken languages. Ready + willing to lead.
*Accommodations: The word of Mr. Isles and Mr. Quint that they + their organization will assist myself in the construction of a Dorcademy on this continent within the next century. I do not require a salary.
*Verdict: Denied. ZI, B.E.Q.
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Hankvi Guidza=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Hankvi Guidza
*
*Applying for: Anything available
*Experience: I’m willing to carry out any maintenance/secretarial work you might need done, and I don’t mind being around monsters.
*Accommodations: None needed....
*Verdict: Approved. ZI, B.E.Q.
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Note 3=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Hankvi Guidza,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Zachary Isles.
Score!
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==Stack 2==
Maxine! Not too much to deal with just yet, and I promise we'll get you right to working in your area as soon as we get a replacement in archiving. (Just said yes to a guy last night, he should be in tomorrow.) Thanks a bunch. - B.E.Q
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Note 4=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found on top of a stack of documents beginning with “KWIK.”
Hold down the fort a while, Zach? Gotta see a bloke about a beast. - B.E.Q.
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KWIK (Revision 1)=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: KWIK
*
*Applying for: PROTECTION
*Experience: 8 YEARS
*Accommodations: CHAIR
*Verdict: 
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Note 5=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “KWIK,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
Seems fun. What’s your angle?
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Quan MacTong=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Quan MacTong
*
*Applying for: Best seat in the house
*Experience: Cmon Bax you know me
*Accommodations:
*Verdict: Approved. B.E.Q. NO
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Delbin=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Delbin
*
*Applying for: Office work
*Experience:
*Accommodations:
*Verdict: Denied. ZI
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KWIK (Revision 2)=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: KWIK
*
*Applying for: PROTECTION
*Experience: 8 YEARS
*Accommodations: CHAIR
*Verdict: Approved. ZI
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Note 6=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “REVELIAN CERONIUS,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Zachary Isles, then appended twice by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
shred
SHRED
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REVELIAN CERONIUS=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: REVELIAN CERONIUS
* HE
*Applying for: FIGHT MONSTERS
*Experience: HAVEN’T DIED YET
*Accommodations: I WORK ALONE
*Verdict: Approved. B.E.Q. Ah hell. We’ll just keep ‘em separate. Copy the info to a new one later.
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==Stack 3==
Dear Mr. Guidza:
I am relieved to hear that you have come to relieve me of my temporary secretarial duties as a part of your employment at Isles & Quint. Please feel free to arrange these documents in whichever way suits your archiving methods. I can be found in my office if you have any questions.
:- Maxine
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Crone N’Ozca (2)=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Crone N’Ozca, Dorcademic
*
*Applying for: Managerial role in any research department
*Experience: Graduate of the Dorcademy on Pragma, concentration in sealing + a minor in hex ed. Architectural planning experience. Linguistic specialist, Hornspeak among my spoken languages. Ready + willing to lead.
*Accommodations: The word of Mr. Isles and Mr. Quint that they + their organization will assist myself in the construction of a Dorcademy on this continent within the next century. I do not require a salary.
*Verdict: Denied. B.E.Q.
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Note 7=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Crone N'Ozca (2),” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Zachary Isles.
Didn’t we get rid of this one??
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Note 8=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Crone N'Ozca (2),” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
SHRED
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Delvin=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Delbin Delvin
*
*Applying for: Office work
*Experience:
*Accommodations:
*Verdict: Denied. ZI
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poop shit fuckers=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: poop shit fuckers
*██████████████████
*Applying for: get the caner
*Experience: why do’nt you stick the pegis up your ass hole
*Accommodations: drink my butt
*Verdict: 
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Note 9=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “poop shit fuckers,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
SHRED
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Revelian Ceronius=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Revelian Ceronius
*He/Him
*Applying for: Monster security
*Experience: Yes
*Accommodations: 
*Verdict: Approved. B.E.Q.
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Note 10=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found on a pile of blank copies, later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Zachary Isles.
Can we please communicate a little better next time?
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==Stack 4==
Hello to my replacement, I suppose? Sorry for not being able to take care of all these before they moved me to my new department.... everything happened so suddenly. I hope you're able to sort everything out ok.
-Hankvi
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Delþin=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Delþin
*
*Applying for: Office work
*Experience:
*Accommodations:
*Verdict: Approved. B.E.Q.
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Note 11=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Delþin,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
Come on. We can’t say no to this guy.
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Note 12=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to Note 11, later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Zachary Isles.
We can and we should and can we please communicate a little better?
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Note 13=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found on a pile of blank copies. Origin unknown, later appended to by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
moving up in the world, zach?
wait until Magnus hears about this.
SHRED
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Crone N’Ozca (3)=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Crone N’Ozca, Dorcademic
*
*Applying for: Managerial role in any research department
*Experience: Graduate of the Dorcademy on Pragma, concentration in sealing + a minor in hex ed. Architectural planning experience. Linguistic specialist, Hornspeak among my spoken languages. Ready + willing to lead.
*Accommodations: The word of Mr. Isles and Mr. Quint that they + their organization will assist myself in the construction of a Dorcademy on this continent within the next century. I do not require a salary.
*Verdict: Approved. ZI
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Delinius Rennart Langton=__NOEDITSECTION__
*Name: Delinius Rennart Langton
*
*Applying for: Legal dept.
*Experience: Law, tech, education
*Accommodations: 
*Verdict: Approved. B.E.Q., ZI
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Note 14=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found attached to “Delinius Rennart Langton,” later confirmed to be placed there by Mr. Baxter Ethos Quint.
Talked. I like him, I said yes, but say the word and I’ll send him home. Your call.
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Note 15=__NOEDITSECTION__
Found at the archivist's desk.
Greetings, reader! I leave this task to your hands. May Lux grant you a clear mind to bring it to a good ending! Signed, Delinius Rennart Langton
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