Blue's Clues: Blue Soiled It/Transcript

(The episode starts with Mr. Salt walks into the house.)
Mr. Salt: Blue, why is Steve in there all depressed? H-he won't even talk to me. (Blue didn't say anything) Blue!
Blue: What?
Mr. Salt: Why is Steve in there all depressed? He won't even talk to me.
Blue: (Groans) This frickin episode world here.
Mr. Salt: What about-happened on the episode?
Blue: This frickin-he made-half the series audio got the other-it's gone.
Mr. Salt: What?
Blue: Half the series audio is gone.
Mr. Salt: It's gotta be more than that come in there and help me-help me talk to him. Help get him up. Come on Blue.
Blue: I'm busy!
Mr. Salt: We have to go in there and get him up.
Blue: No!
Mr. Salt: Come on!
Blue: No! Get off!
Mr. Salt: Dude, that's so much for you!
Blue: So frickin cold!
Mr. Salt: Come on! Going-
Blue: Why do I have to come down?
Mr. Salt: Because we have to go in Steve's bedroom and cheer him up something he's really-
Blue: That's like a personal problem.
Mr. Salt: It's gonna be a personal problem if you don't go in there he doesn't get out of bed for two weeks.
Blue: GET OFF!!!
Mr. Salt: COME ON!!!
Blue: NO!!!
Mr. Salt: COME ON!!! WE'LL HAVE TO GO IN THERE-
Blue: ALL RIGHT FINE!!! I'LL FRICKIN GOING!!! I'LL GO AND!!! (Goes into the bedroom) STEVE! STEVE! STEVE! STEVE! STEVE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE LIVING ROOM YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE LIVING ROOM!!! STEVE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE LIVING ROOM YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE LIVING ROOM!!! YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE LIVING ROOM!!!
Steve: No.
Mr. Salt: Come on we have to go to the living room there and um... (Blue tries to get Steve off the bed)
Steve: No.
Mr. Salt: Watch movies.
Blue: You have to go to the living room!
Steve: Blue, what is the problem?
Blue: What's your problem?!
Steve: Why are you even in here?
Blue: Why are you in here?!
Steve: This is my bedroom.
Blue: So?!
Steve: You're leaving because you were forced to be in here.
Blue: Come on!
Mr. Salt: You gotta go to the living room and watch the movies.
Blue: Get off!
Mr. Salt: I heard there's some good shows on tonight.
Steve: No.
Mr. Salt: Come on. We have to g-
Steve: You didn't hear what happened?
Blue: Ow!
Mr. Salt: What happened?
Steve: You didn't hear what Blue did?
Mr. Salt: What-what happened?
Blue: Yeah what did I do?! What did I do?!
Steve: I took Blue out to dinner.
Mr. Salt: Uh-huh.
Steve: And I was gonna surprise him by buying clothes at the mall.
Mr. Salt: Okay.
Steve: And he fought me the whole time. He fought me in the truck, he fought me at the parking lot, he fought me in the store (Blue bangs his head on the bed three times) he wouldn't even try on one piece of clothing, he wouldn't let me buy him nothing, no socks, no underpants, no clothes, no books, no nothing!
Mr. Salt: (To Blue) Blue, what's wrong with you, why didn't you let Steve buy your clothes?!
Blue: (To Mr. Salt) I didn't even want any clothes! Do I-does it look I have clothes on obviously have clothes!
Mr. Salt: Look! Look, Blue, when somebody asks to buy you something you take it.
Blue: Why?!
Mr. Salt: Cuz it's nice and respectful.
Blue: No!
Mr. Salt: Yes it is, it's respectful.
Blue: No, No!
Steve: You know, I was looking forward all week to the surprise of you with this!
Blue: Oh my god.
Steve: I was thinking all week we were gonna have host-male dog night!
Blue: (To Steve) On your ear-your nights, your moments, everything! Move-you have movie night, you have your peanut butter cup moment, you have your every moment-
Mr. Salt: Why don't you come to the-
Steve: (To Mr. Salt) He soiled it!
Mr. Salt: He what?
Steve: Soiled it!
Mr. Salt: Blue, why'd you soil Steve's moment? Why don't you just go to the living room and watch the TV with us?
Steve: Soiled it!
Blue: Get up!
Steve: Soiled it!
Blue: Come on! Get up!
Steve: Soiled it!
Blue: GET UP!!!
Steve: Soiled it!
Mr. Salt: You need to get up.
Steve: Soiled it!
Blue: Get up!
Steve: Soiled it!
Blue: Get up.
Mr. Salt: You need to get up.
Steve: Do you see my parents? Up there?
Mr. Salt: Yeah.
Blue: Yes!
Steve: I love you this much you know that? What's-you know what that's from?
Mr. Salt: What's that from?
Steve: That's from Green and Rainbow Puppies when we had our host-puppies night!
Blue: Yeah, you're frickin nights again.
Steve: They didn't soil!
Blue: So?!
Steve: Every side!
Blue: Every point?!
Steve: Besides there's the episode's ruined!
Mr. Salt: It's not ruined.
Blue: No, it's not. You're gonna love the series!
Mr. Salt: I think they're gonna love it too.
Steve: Why is there no audio?!
Blue: They're gonna-no, there is audio!
Steve: The audio's gone in the series!
Blue: Steve, it's fine!
Mr. Salt: Will you just come to the living room and-
Steve: I don't understand!
Mr. Salt: I do understand!
Steve: No! It's the children!
Mr. Salt: There-you-your children is here for you, they're not gonna get tripped out and leave off of one episode of the show.
Steve: I don't like the disappointed!
Blue: STEVE, GET UP!!!
Mr. Salt: They're not gonna be disappointed.
Blue: STEVE, GET UP!!!
Steve: No!
Blue: Now Mr. Salt dragged me in here and I just wanna go back to bed!
Steve: No what-no! I thought you wanted me-no! Forget it if you just-