Ready room

A Ready Room is a room on a Starship usually located just off, or very close to the Bridge. It is where the Captain, or if they are away, their Biatch, gets some during the long long duty shifts. Its full name as stated in the Ship's Directory is "Ready for a Lovin' Room". This name won out in a vote at Starfleet Command over the Hurtin' Room. Measely Cruncher was, funny enough, never invited into the Ready Room. Virgin.