Episode 3610 (2007 Remake)

Original Premiere: March 14, 1997
Defunct: June 12, 1998
Update Premiere (season 38): September 17, 2007 (premiered 11am)
Sponsors: E, 1
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== Broadcast ==
Picture	Segment 	Description
 	COLD OPENING 	What's the Word on the Street?: replaceMeaning: Wanting someone to rehire a replacement
 	STREET STORY 	Telly welcomes the viewers on a beautiful day and Chris tells Telly some good news: the first number on the Number of the Day was hired! The number 1 (Fran Brill) meets the kids. One asks Telly & Chris if he wanted to be his partner to hire. The 1 replies that she doesn't want to be the number of the day, or even the boring number that she is. She vows to find something else she can be, something she can be proud. She becomes inspired when she witnesses a pogo-sticking kid go by. The 1 returns, disguised as a pogo stick. She encourages Telly to give her a boing, but she quickly topples over under his weight. Telly and the kids try to convince her to change her mind and Chris gets an idea. He lets the number one pretend to be a banana. When the monkeys try to eat the number one, they run in fright after they got disgusted. Count von Count hears a single word in distress and then he meets her. He proceeds to sing about the many reasons why the number 1 is "The One and Only One" for him. The 1 doesn't feel all that much better after the song, so he proceeds to sing it again. Now the Count's work is done. Suddenly, Chris sees a sobbing number 0 (Peter Lurye) enters with a similar self-esteem issue. The number one meets the number zero, and reunites them at last.
 	Film 	A horseshoe and boot pattern
 	Celebrity 	Robert De Niro announces the word "replace", meaning someone else to rehire themselves after people told they don't feel or want to be anymore. He finds the word "ment" on the floor and puts them all together.
 	Sketch 	A group of round crayons draws a house, and is hesitant to let a square yellow crayon join, until it draws the sun. They all cooperate to make a rainbow.
 	Film 	Fireworks Alphabet
 	Phonics 	The Letter of the Day: EPrairie Dawn and Cookie Monster introduce the letter E (made of foam). Cookie Monster pretends that the letter is a cookie, prompting him to eat it. ("I'm gonna pretend this never happen.")Words begin with E: egg, eat, & elephant
 	Song 	Ornate E's go easing by to a song.
 	Sketch 	Gregorian chant: The letter E
 	Animation 	The word EGGS is shown, followed by eggs frying in a skillet.
 	Film 	Kids play in a pretend marching band next to a real marching band.
 	Song 	Ernie & Elmo sing "Sing After Me".
 	Animation 	Colored birds bring color to a paper world as "Frère Jacques" plays.
 	Cartoon 	A sand crab trying to build a sand house builds a moat so it won't be taken by the tide.
 	Counting Organ 	The Number of the Day: 1After practicing a few times, The Count hits an organ key, and the number is one. One elephant appears.
 	Live Action 	Wegman dogs: Batty and Crooky stack wood blocks to make the number 1. (new graphics)
 	Song 	Miles sings a song about his favorite number, 1.
 	American Monster Classics	Cookie Monster tells the classic of today's favorite number in the tale "One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest". He ends up telling the wrong classics of numbers flying over the wrong things as "Three Flew Over Chicken Coop" (the story of handsome number three) and "Two Flew Over Pigs' Den and Land in Mud" (a very messy story) but when he gets it right, he then signs off to tell the next classic "Rocky 20", a story of twenty rocks.
 	Song 	"There's a Bird on Me" (remake by Misseri Studio)
 	Insert 	Elmo's World: BirdsMeaning: A lot of you might ask if Elmo's disguised as a bird. Chris told him he's not. Elmo should disguise himself as an eagle instead.
 	ENDING SCENE 	Oscar's Trashtime Band (the Not So Hot Four) sign off as various Grouches and Grouchketeers play and clap along, Oscar announces the sponsors.
Category:The Words on the Street Episodes