Annoying Orange: Microwave Effect/Transcript

Orange (singing): Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-BORED! (laughs)
(Dane Boedigheimer places burrito on the counter)
Burrito: Ooh!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Space Taco! Is it time for blastoff? (laughs)
Burrito: It's B-b-b-b-b-burrito.
Orange: "Brr" is right. What's the matter? You need to defrost? (laughs)
(hand takes burrito)
Burrito: Whoa, ese, hands off!
(hand puts burrito in microwave)
Orange: Yeah, I was only joking.
Pear: Uhh...why is Burrito in the micromave?
Orange: Well, duh, he's too big for the toaster. (laughs)
Midget Apple: Uhh...is anyone else worried about that warning label?
(the camera zooms in on the label that says: "Not to be microwaved under ANY circumstances! Could result in chronal displacement!")
Burrito: Aw, that's just a birthmark. I've had it forever.
(microwave closes, beeping)
Marshmallow: Yay! Everything's hunky-dory!
Orange: Yep, nothing to worry about at all.
(zapping noise)
Orange: Whoa.
(rapid beeping and zapping)
Pear: Whah!
Orange: Ahh!
(crackling)
(Intro of the episode)
(October 9, 2009)
Past Orange: Hey!, Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple, hey!
Apple: What? What? What is it?
Past Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "apple" again? (laughs)
Apple: Yeah, yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you---
(zapping noise)
Past Orange: Whoa!
Apple: What the heck?
(poof!, Marshmallow cheers)
All: Whoa!
Apple: Oh, great. There's two of you?
Orange: Whoa! That guy looks just like me!
Past Orange: Nuh-uh, you look just like me.
Orange: Nuh-uh, YOU look just like me.
Past Orange: Nuh-uh, you look just like--
Apple: Knock it off!
Marshmallow: Oh, boy! Twice as much Orange means twice as much fun! Yay!
Midget Apple: Again, am I the only one that read that warning label?
Orange: Huh? What are you talking about?
Midget Apple: [groans] Microwave plus burrito equals time machine! It brought us here to the future.
Apple: Okay. So, you're from the future, then why didn't the future me come back with you?
Orange: Oh, that's easy. It's because you're-
Pear: On vacation! Yep, yep, someplace really nice and, uh, and fun.
Orange: Huh? What are you talking-
Midget Apple: Orange, you can't tell him what happens. It could change the past and, as a result, the future
Pear: Right. So don't mention the K-N-I-F-E, okay?
Past Orange: The kuh-niff-ie? What's a kuh-niff-ie?
Apple: That's knife you idiot. He's not supposed to mention the- Wait a second, i'm gonna get knifed?
Pear: Okay... uh, it's been fun, but we, uh, we should get goin', huh, guys?
Burrito: Yeah, yeah. yeah, give me a minute, homes. I'm a little new to this.
Past Orange: What's the matter? You need a time out?
(Both oranges laugh)
Orange: That's what i was gonna say!
(rapid beeping and zapping)
Apple: Wait! Take me with you. You can't just leave me here.
(poof!)
Past Orange: Whoa! Hey!, Hey Apple!
Apple: Uhh...
Past Orange: Hey, hey Apple, hey!
Apple: Uh... No!!!
(Apple Rolls To Evade The Knife)
Past Orange: Whoa! That guy really knows how to roll. (laughs) Hey Pear!
Past Pear: Oh god.
(2012)
(zapping noise)
(poof!, Marshmallow cheers)
All: Whoa!
Orange: The future really is bright (laughs)
Pear: We're back, I just hope everything is same as we left it...uh oh, this is...
Midget Apple: So awesome!
Marshmallow: Yeah!
(The Kitchen's full of apples)
Midget Apple: (off screen) There's apples everywhere!
Orange: Hey, hey apples! Hey apples hey!
(The apples scream)
Orange: Yup, they're apples alright.
Midget Apple: Hey, it's okay guys, everyone just calm down!
Apple 1: It's a midget Apple!
Orange: Hey! Knock it off! Only we get to call Midget Apple a midget apple.
Midget Apple: Geez... Thanks Orange.
Pear: What is wrong with them? Why are they freaking out?
Grandpa Lemon: I can tell you why.
(Grandpa Lemon, Grapefruit, and Passion Fruit are in a bird cage.)
Grandpa Lemon: Because, a long time ago, they took our kitchen.
Orange: Whoa, Grandpa Lemon!
Grandpa Lemon: What... w where?
Grapefruit: Yeah, and those of us that weren't destroyed by the Robo-Apple, were enslaved.
Pear: Wait. Did you say Robo-Apple?
Robo Apple: (Robotic voice) Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Unauthorized produce, put your hands in the air.
Orange: But, we don't have any hands.
(Apple, who didn't got knifed, is the King of the Kitchen.)
Apple: Good work Robo-Apple. Now fire at will!
Robo Apple: Yes, your Eminence.
(Laser Zapping and they scream.)
Robo Apple: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Pear: Burrito, you gotta get us back to the past! We have to fix this!
Burrito: Don't worry, Pear. This little doggy is ready to ride! Br-r-r-r-ah-ha-hai!
(rapid beeping)
(poof!)
(October 9, 2009)
Apple: Wait! Take me with you. You can't just leave me here.
(zapping noise)
(poof! Marshmallow cheers)
Apple: Yes, you came back!
Orange: Hey, hey it's Apple!
Apple: Yeah, yeah we covered that. Now get me outta here.
Orange: Hey! Hey Apple!
Apple: Shut Up!
Orange: No, not him. Me! Over here!
Orange: Apple: Listen to me!
Apple: Stop!
Oranges: Me! Hey! Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple, Apple!
Apple: Oh, for the love of Pete. What is it?!
Oranges: Knife!
(Apple screams and knifed)
Orange: Ugh... that really looks like it hurts.
Orange: See? I told you that Apple is rotten to the core!
(Orange laughs.)
Midget Apple: Alright, Neato Burrito, beam us back, to the future!
(rapid buzzing and zapping noise)
Orange: Aww... But I wanna to...
(poof!)
Orange: woah that is crazy, looks every thing is normal in the kitchen again.....hmm
(Its maybe no farting sound and wait)
Orange: Hey, Hey Pears!
Pear Clones: Oh God.
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