UPS Guy

UPS Guy, born Mark, is a UPS employee and delivery man from the United States. He famously delivered a box of Candy corn to MayRey during the opening of The 2018 Halloween special, with Lily mentioning that he was "an obscure reference".
== Early life ==
Mark was delivered born in Genericsberg United States in the late 1980s to two loyal UPS employees and spent most of his early years living in the back of a delivery van, sleeping inside a crib made of cardboard boxes.
=== Education ===
At the age of 10, the age of adulthood in America, UPS Guy was entered into the UPS training camp academy where he studied to become a UPS delivery person like his parents. He graduated at the age of 13 with a major in parcels and packages and a minor in letters and postcards.
== Appearance ==
UPS Guy is a slightly overweight[citation needed] male in his late 20s, he wears a brown short sleeved work shirt over a white cotton tee, sunglasses, and jeans. He has short black hair and rubbish sideburns.
== Personality ==
UPS Guy is totally and completely obsessed with his job as a UPS delivery man. There is little room in his life for things that aren't serving UPS, breathing, and playing Super Smash bros Brawl as if it was still 2008.
Outside of his obsession with work, Mark is a friendly easy going person who gets along with practically everyone. always greeting people he meets with a smile and thanking them for choosing UPS as their delivery service.
== Quotes ==
* "Thank you for choosing UPS as your delivery service!"
* "Fed-Ex? Those clowns? I don't even give them the time of day."
* "Royal mail? more like Royal fail!"
* "USPS?...Damn, how am I suppose to compete with the government?"
* "I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign, do do dodo doo!"
== Behind the scenes ==
UPS Guy is portrayed by Lily and is able to appear in scenes through the use of camera angles, editing, and speedy delivery.
=== Obscure reference ===
During the 2018 Halloween Special, MayRey comments on how UPS Guy is "an obscure reference" to something but never specifies as to what.
In reality, UPS Guy is a direct and unflinching reference to a character of the same name from the Stupid Mario Brothers youtube series. He is a job centered character with few personality traits outside of being loyal to their job. UPS Guy is the second MayRey character to be based on UPS from Stupid Mario Brothers, with the first being Health and Safety Guy.Category:Characters