Super Smash Bros (2017 Movie)

Super Smash Bros is an upcoming movie based on the popular game series Super Smash Bros.
== Synopsis ==
None. The Smashers run. The Smashers use pistols. The Smashers are soldiers. Explosions.
== Cast ==
* James Dean as Mario.
* Marlon Brando as Luigi.
* Cary Grant as Bow Sir.
* Rock Hudsen as Douglas Jay "Captain" Falcon.
* Paul Newman as Link.
* Sofia Vergara as Princess Peach.
* Jensen Ackles as Pokemon.
* Zac Efron as Kirby.
* Jared Padalecki as Donkey Kong.
* Penelope Cruz as Jiggly Puff.
* Johnny Depp as Josh.
* Kim Kardashian as Sam.
* Ian Somerhalder as Meta Knight.
* Bradley Cooper as Luke.
* Chris Hemsworth as Daddy Kong.
* Channing Tatum as Kid Icarus.
* Kim Hyun Joong as King D.
* Penelope Cruz as Tetra.
* Andre the Giant as W.
* Beyonce as Bay.
== Rating ==
PG-13 (it's Michael Bay so what do you expect?) for comical violence and destruction throughout.
== Parents Guide ==
=== Sex & Nudity ===
* Every female character has a big butt. If there butt isn't the size of Kim's it is CGI'ed to look like it is.
=== Violence & Gore ===
* Everything explodes.
* They shoot guns.
* Robots destroy stuff.
=== Profanity ===
* No swearing but stereotypes of everything.
=== Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking ===
=== Frightening/Intense Scenes ===
* The volume in the theater basically rapes your ears so you may have a heart attack.