The Boy Who Loved to Read

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. 
One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said 'why, yes, I do,' and pulled out a book called 'Death'. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of $50. However, he warned the boy never to read the front page.
Well, the boy returned to his house, read the book, and was content. However, he wondered what could be on that front page. It was always in the back of his mind. 
One day, the temptation was too much for the boy. He flipped to the very front of the book, then dropped it in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP $6.99.
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