Puppy!/Transcript

[Opening logos appear. Dennis hops up and down.]
Dennis: (hops around) Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! 
[The title card appears. "PUPPY!" Cut to inside Hotel Transylvania, young Dennis was begging his parents Mavis and Jonathan to let him have a puppy.]
Dennis: (hops around) Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! Mommy, Daddy, can we please get a puppy?
Jonathan: (unsure) Uh…
Mavis: (shakes her head) I’m so sorry, honey, but taking care of a puppy is a lot of responsibility.
Jonathan: (quizzically) What if we got you a goldfish?
Dennis: (cries and turns into a bat) But I want a puppy!
[Later, Dracula was wandering through the hotel when he noticed Dennis sitting sadly on the ledge near the window.]
Dracula: (smiles) Dennis! What is up, my cute, little curly-haired tarantula?
Dennis: (sadly) I want a puppy, Uncle Drac. (then) Wait a second. You can get it for me, Papa Drac!
Dracula: (waves his hands) Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I could never get….
[The little bat proceeds to give the count the pouty bat face. Dracula realized there’s no turning back now. Later, Dennis is seen playing with his toys with Johnny on the floor as Mavis reads a book on the couch. A knock is then heard at the door. The door slowly opens, and a nervous Dracula pops his head out.]
Dracula: (nervously) Oh, (chuckles nervously) Hi.
[Suddenly, the door and Dracula are flown open and bursting into the room was a giant, rottweiler-like puppy dog with black fur, wide eyes with big pupils, and a red collar. Everyone was surprised by the giant pet.]
Dracula: (nervously) Eh… surprise?
[Dennis’ eyes widened, and he instantly hugged the giant puppy.]
Dennis: (joyfully) Puppy!
Mavis: (her eyes pierced at Dracula) Dad….
Dracula: (smiles) What? Every monster needs to have a cute little puppy.
[The giant puppy barks and jumps around, making the whole room shake. It slurps up Dennis, eats him, and spits him out. He was covered in dog saliva.]
Dennis: (joyfully) I love my puppy!
Dracula: (smiles) Now naming such a magnificent creature could be quite challenging. (as the dog heads offscreen) Genghis Khan, Cujo….
[Urinating was heard offscreen.]
Dennis: (offscreen) Tinkles!
Dracula: (smiles) Yes… (then) wait, what?
Mavis: (gasps) My living room!
Dracula: (nervously) Okay, uh, bye bye! (leaves)
Mavis: (offscreen) Dad!
[The next night, Dracula was sleeping in his coffin when he heard his daughter calling to him.]
Mavis: (offscreen) Dad, we have to run out. Can you watch Tinkles for us?
Dracula: (groggily) Uh, sure, honey spider. Okay. Yes.
Dennis: (offscreen) Bye, Tinkles.
[As the family left, Tinkles was barking for Dracula outside his coffin. He peeks out a little from his coffin to see Tinkles’ eyes and closes it to resume his nap. Suddenly, his coffin was shaking as the puppy begged the count to play with him while scratching, barking, and jumping. Soon, the shaking ceased, and the vampire was ready to sleep when he heard the dog sniffing outside. His eyes shot open, realizing what Tinkles was about to do. He then pops out of his coffin while the dog lifts its leg up.]
Dracula: (scared) Wait, Tinkles! No! Stop!
[The dog stopped before he could start peeing. We then cut to Dracula waiting outside while Tinkles pees. Soon, the dog is finished with his business.]
Dracula: (annoyed) Happy? (Tinkles whines; groans) What is it now?
[The dog opens its massive mouth, indicating that he’s hungry.]
Dracula: (marches off) Unbelievable.
[A few minutes later, Dracula brings back a wheel barrel of meat while muttering.]
Dracula: (muttering) Lord of darkness to doggy caterer. What has happened to my life?
[Tinkles jumps up and down in happiness from the food.]
Dracula: (smiles) Oh? You like this, huh? Eh, now who wants to sit….
[As Drac gets out a steak, the dog sits down. The count looks up at the steak he’s holding and gets an idea. He delivers a series of commands to Tinkles, who follows them instantly.]
Dracula: (commanding) Down. Up. Sit. Roll over. Up. Shake. Down. Roll over. Sit. Up. Roll over. Shake. Down. Roll over. Sit. Speak!
Tinkles: (speaks like a human) Hi, how are you?
[Dracula went bug-eyed from hearing Tinkles talk. Later, Dracula was at the front desk, handing the brain creature a room key.]
Dracula: (to the brain creature) Yes, here is your room key. Enjoy your stay.
[As the living brain leaves, Dracula hears Tinkles whining behind him.]
Dracula: (shushes Tinkles) Shh. I said you could stay with me as long as you behave.
Witch Maid: (approaches Dracula) Sir, the Bones family reunion is here to check in.
Dracula: (smiles) Yes. Wonderful. I was expect...
[Unfortunately, stepping into the hotel were a family of skeletons.]
Dracula: (to Tinkles nervously) Stay….
[Tinkles was drooling from the sight of the bony guests. The dog instantly rushes over to them to chew on their bodies, trashing the lobby in the process. Soon, Mavis and Dennis returned to the hotel from a day at school.]
Mavis: (quizzically) Did you have a fun day at school, honey?
Dennis: (smiles) Yeah, but I miss Tinkles.
[Mavis then stops and gasps in shock. The entire lobby was a mess as fire and debris were everywhere. Dracula was picking up parts of the unlucky Bones family.]
Mavis: (offscreen) Dad? What happened?
Dracula: (pointing with a skeleton arm) Tinkles happened.
[The camera pans to Tinkles, chewing at least half a dozen of the skeleton guests.]
Skull: (jumps out of Tinkles’ mouth) I’m free!
Skeleton: (running out of Tinkles’ mouth) So am I!
[Unfortunately, Tinkles' saliva brings the skeleton back and he falls apart. Cut to a "THE END" card with an exhausted Dracula.]
Dracula: (sighs) I need a vacation.
[Roll credits.]
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