THE GLOB

Hello again kiddies.  Would you like some jelly on a SLICE OF GHOST?  It's good with some COUNTRY CROAK BUTTER on it too heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.  Speaking of jelly, here's a STICKY-STORY about a teenager who gets into quite a JAM called...
There was a farm out in the countryside of southwestern-Illinois one evening back in 1962.  A little boy was out feeding the chickens in the barnyard, when something big and light-blue came flying down, from up, in the starry-sky.  It landed in the grass at the edge of the cornfield and the boy ran to it.  He saw it was a huge light-blue glob wiggling and writhing in the grass.  "Hey, Pa!" the boy called out, loudly.  The glob crawled off, into the cornfield and the kid ran into his farmhouse.  The following day, the boy saw a teenage bully come over from the other farmhouse next door.  "Howdy, Douglas you jerk!" the teenage bully said to the boy.  "Oh, hello Andrew" Douglas replied, glumly.  "How would you like to drink some milk?!" Andrew asked Douglas, yanking the pail of milk out of his hand and pouring it on his head.  As Andrew laughed, he pushed Douglas down and ran back to his farmhouse.  That evening, Douglas walked outside to the cornfield and looked around in it.  He saw the light-blue glob and saw that it had grown sharp-white teeth, along with a huge, black-mouth in the center of it.  The thing made low-pitched gurgling noises being an alien monster.  Little Douglas screamed and ran.  The following morning, he walked out onto his front porch.  "Mornin' Pa" Douglas said to a young man sitting in a rocking-chair, gulping a bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey down.  "Mornin' Douglas Son!" Douglas's father replied with a smile and hugged him.  When Douglas went over onto Andrew's farm then, the bully saw him from inside the barn and raced after him.  "You are dead for coming over here on my Pa's farm you little freak!" Andrew shouted, swinging a switch-blade knife.  They made it into the cornfield and as Andrew pursued Douglas, the glob caught his foot in its pointed-teeth.  Douglas watched from a distance, as the alien monster devoured Andrew whole, as Andrew screamed.  The glob gnawed and sucked on Andrew's flesh, dissolving it in its gelatinous-body.  Andrew's screams grew quiet, as he grew dead within the life-sucking monster.  Douglas could see Andrew's skeleton being slowly dissolved within the monster, and the glob gurgled wildly, digesting Andrew's bones in its jelly-like membrane of a body.  Then, Douglas watched the glob crawl and slither into the grass and disappear.  
Hee-Hee, well, wasn't that quite a FIELD OF SCREAMS boys and girls?  Little Douglas knew he had Andrew COVERED, when he led him into the cornfield!  But, Andrew thought the glob SUCKED, but rather got quite ATTACHED TO IT in the end heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.