WikiViews Presents Spill Your Guts Fill Your Guts/Nolan and Dillon

(shows title and cuts toNolan and Dillon are sitting at a table with tons of gross food)
Nolan: Oh lord can't believe were doing this I'm scared. Well Dillon what do we got
Dillon: Calf brains, Dog's Tail, An Oxe Snout, ape penis, Hornet's Eye, Ant Ice Cream, Cactus Juice Mixed with ticks and Bird Poop Milk
Nolan: Weird i swore we had Turkey Tests here
Dillon: Here Nolan have a dog's tail
Nolan: Oh god i feel bad for this cause i have 3 dogs at home cause if they see this, I don't think they will like me for this
Dillon: anyways Nolan... question one: Are you still a virgin?
Nolan: Thats.......I.....yes I'm still a virgin
Dillon: Ha! I'm a virgin too.
Nolan: Ok lets see....lets give you an apes penis
Dillon: Aww fuck...
Nolan: Dillon....you have been known to be good allies with Donaldo Gaza and KKDisney which of your 3 main friends of yours....do you find annoying to deal with??
Dillon: This is easy! KKDisney.
Nolan: For real? Wow...ok what are yu giving me
Dillon: Calf Brains.
Nolan: Alright give me a tough question i don't want no lame ones give me one thatll make me say what the hell
Dillon: would you rather be forced to make a sequel to Birdemic, Jack and Jill or Playmobil Movie
Nolan: Oh my god......I would kill myself if i had to make one of these a film.....(eats calf brain and throws up a little in bucket)
Dillon: Good.
(throws up again in bucket)
Nolan: Ok....Ok lets give you some Cactus Juice mixed with Ticks
Dillon: Go as crazy as you want.
Nolan: Your next question....You been known to use Jack DeSena and Rainn Wilson a lot, Which one of these actors do you want to say fuck you to their face and never use again
Dillon: You monster... you inhuman monster. (drinks the juice) AAAAGH!
Nolan (on floor laughing): Hey Dillon Drink Cactus Juice it'll quench ya nothings quencher it's the quenchiest
Dillon: Well now you will eat BIRD POOP MILK POURED ON AN OXE SNOUT!
Nolan: Oh God!!! That's brutally disgusting
Dillon: Now the question. Would you rather be responsible for the death of Bill Hader or Johnny Depp.
Nolan: Oh....my That's tough I love both actors Aw man...I love them both....Screw it (eats oxe snout with bird poop milk and then throws up hard in the bucket) You motherfucker
Dillon: I'M THE MASTER OF BRUTALITY!
Nolan: Now you have done it I'm giving you.....lets see.....How about Hornets Eye on a dog Tail
Dillon: I see you are getting risky.
Nolan: Ok here is your question....You have been known to be the co founder of Cool Orchid Productions which two of your friends would you never use in Cool Orchid again let me finish Joe Ross Quentin Sharp and Alex Pappas
Dillon: Quentin. He graduated.
Nolan: But just because he graduated doesn't mean were still using him
Dillon: Yeah. I broke the matrix. I won. Now... how about some cactus juice with ticks served on ape's penis?
Nolan: Whoa hold on we got two more questions to go between us I got a mystery dish for the both of us to serve
Dillon: Oh neat... so I can ask my question now?
Nolan: Go ahead i'm ready for some Ant Ice Cream
Dillon: What's one movie you never seen that you are embarrassed to admit you never seen?
Nolan: Oh Fuck!!! Depends does it have to be in theaters or in general
Dillon: in general. 
Nolan: Oh my god I haven't seen Aquaman or even My Little Pony The Movie I haven't even seen Joker
Dillon: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN JOKER?!
Nolan: I have not
Dillon: Now ask me the final question.
Nolan: Yeah give me a sec (picks up Ant Ice Cream and eats a bite out of it) That's actually not bad. Ok ready for your mystery meal
Dillon: you asked the question but ok...
Nolan: Your mystery meal is...........Chimpanzee's Butt
Dillon: Aww shit
Nolan: Here is your question....If you had to be roomates with either Cassiel Cain and Toonking who would you choose to be YOUR roomate?
Dillon: That's tough... Cassiel.
Nolan: Seriously Damn!...just for fun give me the toughest question ever one big question to end this on me I'll even eat the chimpanzee butt
Dillon: Let's say you are driving a trolley. And you can't stop it. There are two paths one has the president of the United States and the other has Johnny Depp. Who Do you kill?
Nolan: huh thought you would say someone like Robin Williams or Ben Schwartz instead of the president
Dillon: Change President to Ben Schwartz.
Nolan: Damn.......Welp nice knowing you Dillon (eats chimpanzees butt gags hard and throws up in bucket)
Dillon: To quote Yakko Warner, "goodnight everyone".