Holy Flop Book

The Holy Flop Book is a religious book from the Floppism religion. The writer of this book is still unknown; many suggest that it is written by the Messenger of Floppus with the guidance of Floppus himself. The only chapter with its writer known is the last chapter, the Epsitle of Joah. Chapters in the form of the messages are presumed to be written by apostles.
All four branches of Floppism believes that the book is holy. There are 25 Universally accepted books and the Book of Zevicus.
# Book of Orblo, about the prophet of the Orbas
# Book of Capyalam, about the prophet of the Capybaras
# Book of Fleppadam, about the prophet of the Fleppas
# Book of Zabloaster, about the prophet of the Floppas
# Book of Abronkham, about the prphet of the Bronks
# Book Foogob, about the prophet of the Fooglings
# Book of Bingah, about the prophet of the Binguses
# Book of Bobuth, about the prophet of the Bobbies
# Book of Yoinkan, about the prophet of the Yoinkles
# Book of Wiwis, about the prophet of the Wiwis
# Book of Spanklid, about the prophet of the Spankles
# Book of Cheemsuf, about the prophet of the Cheems
# Book of Dildilius, about the prophet of the Dil-Dils
# Book of Hargobulg, about the prophet of Bulguses
# Book of Birmak, about the prophet of the Birmans
# Book of Coggad, about the prophet of the Mega Floppas/Coggas
# Book of Persind, about the prophet of the Persians
# Book of Izook, about the prophet of the Zookas
# Book of Mosogg, about the prophet of the Soggas
# Book of Alliga, The prophet of the Ligs
# Book of Cingar, The prophet of the Cinguluses
# book of Gloompiah, The prophet of the Gloompas
# Book of Ottrraliquanglus, about the prophet of the Ottras
# Book of Widraham, About the prophet of the Wide-Eyed Cats
# Book of Zevicus, about the life of Teacher Zevicus (Zevicans Only)
# Epistle of Joah, about what Joah was told by the Messenger before the Messenger's disappearance and about the life of the Messenger from Joah's point of view and what Joah learned about him.
These are the famous verses in the Holy Flop Book.
"Be thorough in thy searcheth for Floppus." - Birmak 3
"Thou shalt not murder, Floppus is not a murderer." - Persind 12
"The truth of the world is hidden. Floppus knoweth it all." - Birmak 56
"Floppus hast hath said unto me, shall thou believe me. Clean your mind from sex. Never ever do sex. It is evil and terrible." - Joah 33
"The messenger shouted from atop a roof 'Floppus hast sent a prophet to every kind of people and yet he still hast hath to send me to all catkind.' Followed by 'Truly, he should havst just let thou all be doomed to the Flopsworn for thy insolence, but he is so loving and caring that he hath sent me, for thy salvations!'" - Joah 5
"The child of floppus cameth to me and saith 'As proof of Floppus' miracles, fire shalt never harmth thou, as long as thou are a believer.'" - Zabloaster 2
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