Transcript:Horrid Henry's School Fair

Horrid Henry: Three... two... one... squirt! [squirts at Peter] Ha! Henry wins again!
Perfect Peter: [spits out water] Wouldn't this game be more fun if I had a water pistol, too?
Horrid Henry: Don't be so wet, Peter! [laughs, but the door opens]
Mum: [sighs] Have I always got to carry everything on my own? [Henry sees the Double Drencher 3000, so he rushes to it and ties up Peter's legs to pick up the bag] Uh, thank you, Henry. Peter, go and get yourself dried off and put that silly toy away.
[Mum and Peter walk to the kitchen]
Horrid Henry: [takes out a Double Drencher 3000] Mum got me a Double Drencher 3000! [kisses it] That's not even my birthday! This is so special! With this, no one is safe! [imagines of Margaret and her friends playing skipping, while he sprays water all over them] Yeah! Double Drencher!
Mum: Let go, Henry. Ugh, it's not for you.
Horrid Henry: Not for me?
Mum: No. It's a prize for the school fair.
Horrid Henry: No! You can't give away my Double Drencher as a prize!
Mum: Well, maybe you'll be lucky and win it. You have the same chance as everybody else.
Horrid Henry: The same chance? That's not fair. You hear me!? IT'S NOT FAIR!
[Shows title card of the episode]
Mum: Henry, I need your donations for the school fair. Now.
Horrid Henry: I'm not giving away my toys.
Mum: Oh, don't be horrid, Henry. [picks up a toy]
Horrid Henry: [takes Spotty Dog] No! Not Spotty Dog! No!
Perfect Peter: [struggles to carry two bags] Here are my toys, Mum. I want to share them with other less fortunate children.
Mum: Wow, what a generous boy you are! [looks toward Henry] I'm waiting, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Okay, I'll find something. [looks under his bed] Now, let's get this ready. I like getting. I hate giving. Well, for some things, I'm willing to make an exception.
Mum: You're not going to give away the Walkie Talkie Burpy Slurpy Teasey Weasy Doll that Great Aunt Greta gave you for Christmas.
Horrid Henry: Mum, Great Aunt Greta thinks I'm a girl.
[flashback begins]
Great Aunt Greta: And, this one is for my darling niece, Henrietta.
Horrid Henry: It's Henry, Aunt Greta. I'm a boy.
Great Aunt Greta: Eh? No, it's not a toy, Henrietta.
Horrid Henry: [opens the gift and sees he's got a Walkie Talkie Burpy Slurpy Teasey Weasy Doll] It's a doll! What am I going to do with a doll? [flashback ends] Take it or leave it.
Mum: Thank you, Henry. Now, I don't want either of you to go in the living room for a while. I've got to work out the treasure map for a pirate prize. 
Horrid Henry: You're doing the treasure map? Here?
Mum: Well, somebody has to.
[Mum and Peter walk out of Henry's room, then the door closes]
Horrid Henry: She's doing the treasure map here! In our house! EUREKA! THAT'S IT! That Double Drencher is mine! [sneakily walks downstairs, but he steps on Fluffy's tail, making her meow and run away. He looks upstairs to check that no one is awake] Phew! [enters the living room and uses a flashlight so that he can see things better. He uses it to know where the treasure map is) Bingo! (sees that Peter is going down, he hides to make it look like no one is there] Phew! [looks at the treasure map and sees the X-mark is number 42] Number 42! Yes! [rolls up the treasure map] Mission accomplished!
[Scene shows the school where everyone is having a fair]
Mum: Boys, you'll have to keep an eye on each other. Your father and I are helping with the games. [grabs Dad's arm]
Dad: Huh?
Perfect Peter: Ah, what shall we do first?
Horrid Henry: Get lost, worm! I have to get my ticket before anyone else gets my number.
Perfect Peter: Uhhh... Just keep an eye on myself then.
Horrid Henry: Where's the pirate prize booth?
Singing Soraya: Other side of this tent, I think.
Rude Ralph: Want a bite? [shows Henry his candy floss]
Horrid Henry: Yeah, thanks! [steals the candy floss and runs away with it]
Rude Ralph: Oi, come back! Bert, stop him!
[When Bert tries to stop Henry, he pushes his arm, causing him to stab ice cream on his face]
Miss Oddbod: Now, who wants to be the next to play? Ah, Henry! You're needing to volunteer.
Horrid Henry: No, I can't. I... I have to get to...
Miss Oddbod: Don't be shy now, just do your best. Oh, come back, Henry! [laughs, then screams when Henry tickles her]
Horrid Henry: Sorry, Miss Oddbod. Got to go. [runs to the ticket booth] Hello, hello? I want to buy a ticket. Hello?
Miss Battle-Axe: We're not open yet, Henry. Come back later.
Rude Ralph: There he is! Get him!
Horrid Henry: Got to go! [runs away while throwing his candy floss backward, then sees Ralph and Bert walking by] Huh?
Soggy Sid: [sniffs] Who's next? Sit properly there.
Spotless Sam: [while sliding down] Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Miss Battle-Axe: [from the speaker] Ahem. Tickets can now be purchased for the pirate prize competition. Take a chance, win a prize!
Horrid Henry: [rushes through the slide and slides down] Gang way, coming through! [Soggy Sid sees that he's about to land on him, and Henry lands on him and runs away. Soggy Sid sees him running away] Oh, no! One of them is bound to choose number 42 before I can! Okay, calm down. Think. What would Rapper Zapper do? This is where mortals would give up. But I will fight my enemies one by one! And I will triumph! [laughs] Okay, who's first? Rude Ralph, easy! [walks to Rude Ralph while whistling]
Rude Ralph: [turns around to face Henry] I'm going to mash you to pieces!
Horrid Henry: Calm down, I'll make it up to you! I'll tell you what the winning number is!
Rude Ralph: Really?
Horrid Henry: Sure! And I'll tell you for only 50p!
Rude Ralph: Deal!
Horrid Henry: It's number 95! [Ralph gives him 50p, then he walks to Andrew. Andrew looks at him when he touches his shoulder] Hi, Andrew. You do know that the first prize is the bungee jump, don't you?
Anxious Andrew: What?
Horrid Henry: And the second prize is two bungee jumps!
[Andrew screams and runs away]
Moody Margaret: Don't try to but in!
Horrid Henry: Don't need to. I know the winning number. Want to buy it?
Moody Margaret: [sighs] Which number is going to win?
Horrid Henry: Number 42. It is, honestly, number 42 is the winner. You owe me 50p.
Moody Margaret: You really think I'm falling for that one, Henry? Eugh! I'm picking 31.
Horrid Henry: Yes! Punch you in my hand! Oh no! Beefy Bert is on the queue! [runs to see if number 42 was there and sees that it's not there] Argh! 42's gone! Beefy Bert's got my ticket! [runs to Beefy Bert] Bert, I'll give you 50p for that ticket!
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: And my new football!
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Okay, okay! 50p, my new football and a Killer Boy Rats poster!
Beefy Bert: Uh, I dunno.
Perfect Peter: Look, Henry! I got a treasure map ticket and a raffle ticket!
Horrid Henry: Go away, worm, I'm busy. [sees Peter running] Do we have a deal? Great! [takes the ticket] I'll bring your stuff to... 75? I don't want this number! Somebody's got my ticket! Peter? [looks for Peter and sees he's got it] Peter's got my ticket! PETER! [Peter sees Henry and runs away] PETER, COME BACK HERE! [chases Peter and turns into a hawk to go faster than him, then grabs him. Peter screams] Listen, worm. You got number 42. I want it. I'll give you 50p for it.
Perfect Peter: But, I like this ticket. It's mine. I think I should keep it because...
Horrid Henry: How much?
Perfect Peter: One pound.
Horrid Henry: [gives Peter one pound while Peter gives him the raffle ticket] 42! Yes! [kisses the raffle ticket] Come on, let's have some fun!
Perfect Peter: You can do it. You can do it. I can't do it!
[Henry takes a sponge ball and throws it at Miss Lovely's face. She yelps and sighs]
Miss Battle-Axe: [from the speaker] Ahem. Attention, pirate prize ticket holders, the winner will be announced shortly.
Horrid Henry: Look, it's prize getting time! [runs to the ticket booth]
Perfect Peter: I'm... I'm really, really, sorry, Miss Lovely.
[Henry looks excited]
Miss Battle-Axe: And the winner is...
Miss Oddbod: Number 42!
Horrid Henry: Yes! [covers his face by using his shirt, then uncovers it]
Rude Ralph: [points at Henry] You lied to me!
Moody Margaret: [points at Henry] You told me the truth!
Horrid Henry: [takes his Double Drencher 3000, while Miss Battle-Axe sees that the ticket Henry gave her is a raffle one] The winner!
Miss Battle-Axe: I'm afraid not, Henry. Your ticket is for the raffle, not at the treasure chest. Who has number 42?
Horrid Henry: Both your tickets are 42?
Perfect Peter: It's my age in doggy years! [laughs, then gives Miss Battle-Axe his ticket for the Double Drencher 3000]
Horrid Henry: My life is over!
Mum: [from the speaker] Ummm, with the holder of raffle ticket number 42, please come to the raffle booth and collect your prize!
Horrid Henry: Wait, hear that? I won the raffle! Gang way! Winner coming through! [bumps into Bert, spilling his drink and popcorn, then runs into the raffle booth] 42, 42, I've got number 42! [shows Mum his raffle ticket number 42]
Mum: Congratulations, Henry! [gives Henry his Walkie Talkie Burpy Slurpy Teasey Weasy Doll]
Horrid Henry: [sees that he got a Walkie Talkie Burpy Slurpy Teasey Weasy Doll] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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