The Explosive Biscuits

==Opening remarks==
Teaching methods at school seem to have changed since my day. My daughter Caroline proudly informs me that the telephone was invented by Charles Dickens. It's eighty quid a term too. Well I mean in my day it was invented by a chap called Edison Lighthouse. But, whoever invented the beastly thing, it never seems to bring good news to Captain Povey in the squadron office.
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