さくら (Sakura)/Ie no Ura de Manbou ga ShinderuP

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
「我々は本年度の開花を拒否することにした」 	"wareware wa honnendo no kaika o kyohi suru koto ni shita" 	"We have declined blooming for this fiscal year;
いつもなら満開のはずの時期に 	itsumo nara mankai na hazu no jiki ni 	So at the time we would usually bloom,
桜の大統領が発表した声明は 	sakura no daitouryou ga happyou shita seimei wa 	President Sakura has issued a declaration
人類を震え上がらせたのだった 	jinrui o furueagaraseta no datta 	That we terrorize humanity instead!"
 	 	
「まったく人間どもは毎年　ジロジロ見ては発情し 	"mattaku ningen-domo wa mainen jirojiro mite wa hatsujoushi 	"Every year, those accursed humans sit and stare,
やかんのような奇声を上げ　酒やつまみをキャッチ＆リリース 	yakan no you na kisei o age sake ya tsumami o kyacchi ando ririisu 	Making strange shrieks like kettles, it's a catch and release of booze and snacks
ちょっと開花が近づけば “まだ六分咲き”などと値踏みして 	chotto kaika ga chikadzukeba "mada roku-bun saki" nado to nebumi shite 	As bloom approaches, they comment "only 60% there";
失礼だと思わないのか！？ 	shitsurei dato omowanai no ka!? 	Don't you realize how rude that is?!
人の半裸に点数つけてんだぞ！？ 	hito no hanra ni tensuu tsuketen da zo!?" 	Do you rate human nakedness on a scale?!"
 	 	
お前らの開頭日をニュースに流してやろうか！！ 	"omaera no kai-atama-hi o nyuusu ni nagashite yarou ka!! 	"Shall I put it on the news when your heads open up?!
お前らの肉片を散らしてやろうか！！ 	omaera no nikuhen o chirashite yarou ka!! 	Or shall I scatter your cut flesh like petals?!
もし近づく奴がいたら 	moshi chikazuku yatsu ga itara 	If anyone should come near us,
鼻に枝を刺し込んで 	hana ni eda o sashikonde 	We'll stab a branch in their nose,
イルミネーションのパーツにするからな！！」 	irumineeshon no paatsu ni suru kara na!!" 	And use them for light decorations!!"
 	 	
そんなさくらの主張を聞き 	sonna sakura no shuchou o kiki 	We heard the sakura's claims, and...
【急遽！】組織された対策委員会 	[kyuukyo!] soshiki sareta taisaku iinkai 	[Breaking News!] Planning Committee Organized!
過去のご無礼を謝罪し　委員長は提案する 	kako no go-burei o shazaishi iinchou wa teian suru 	We apologized for our rudeness, and proposed this:
 	 	
【その１・花見の名称は“クソ汁の花拝見”に】 	[sono ichi - hanami no meishou wa "kusojiru no hana haiken"] 	"ONE! "Flower viewing" now "Poop-Soup Flower Gazing"!"
【その２・さくら様を前に開口した奴は死刑】 	[sono ni - sakura-sama o mae ni kaikou shita mono wa shikei] 	"TWO! Death to those who gape before the sakura!"
 	 	
これらのルールを決めたものの 	korera no ruuru o kimeta mono no 	Though we established these rules...
人間側から反対が殺到！ 	ningen-gawa kara hantai ga sattou! 	The humans were fiercely opposed!
 	 	
さくらだけ決めるなんて梅に失礼じゃないんですか？(１６歳　女性) 	sakura dake kimeru nante ume ni shitsurei janai desu ka? (16-sai josei) 	Isn't letting sakura decide unfair to plum trees? (16, Female)
こっちも半裸になれば文句ないだろ？(２８歳　男性) 	kocchi mo hanra ni nareba monku nai daro? (28-sai dansei) 	Nobody complains when I'm half-naked, y'know? (28, Male)
“開口”って字は“閉口”と見間違えるから使うな(５６歳　男性) 	"kaikou" tte ji wa "heikou" to mimachigaeru kara tsukau na (56-sai dansei)	Does "gape" mean open or closed? Don't use it! (56, Male)
水分量は人によるし、汁は不公平！(３４歳　女性) 	suibunryou wa hito ni yorushi siru wa fukouhei! (34-sai josei) 	People's body water varies! Making soup isn't fair! (34, Female)
 	 	
「お前らの団結力はちっちゃい昆虫以下だよな 	"omaera no danketsuryoku wa chachai konchuu ika da yo na 	"Your cooperation is worse than teeny insects!
ズレた問題で足を引っ張り合って 	zureta mondai de ashi o hippari atte 	Your misaligned problems trip each other up!
守れないルール作って　破って揉めてまた揉めて 	mamorenai ruuru o tsukutte yabutte momete mata momete 	You create rules which you can't obey, then break them, argue, and argue again!
絶対押すなよ系のコントみたいだな」 	zettai osu na yo kei no konto mitai da na" 	If you're told not to push a button, you always do!"
 	 	
「聴いてください、大統領 	"kiite kudasai, daitouryou 	"Please listen, Mr. President;
確かに人類は愚かです 	tashika ni jinrui wa oroka desu 	Humanity is foolish indeed...
咎め合い奪い合う事でしか　一つになることもできやしない 	togameai ubaiau koto de shika hitotsu ni naru koto mo dekiyashinai 	With their blaming and competing, they can never unify...
 	 	
だけど逃げない！ 	dakedo nigenai! 	But we won't give in!
咎めあい奪い合いながらも 	togameai ubaiainagara mo 	Though we quarrel and struggle,
あるかもわからない答えを 	aru kamo wakaranai kotae o 	There may still be an answer,
探す旅から逃げない！ 	sagasu tabi kara nigenai! 	And we won't give up on finding it!
 	 	
さあ、咲いてください　いつもグダグダな人類だから 	saa, saite kudasai itsumo gudaguda na jinrui dakara 	Now please, bloom; humanity being uncouth as always,
いつも変わらず美しい　あなたの花びらが欲しい」 	itsumo kawarazu utsukushii anata no hanabira ga hoshii" 	We wish to see your petals, for they always hold such beauty..."
 	 	
バラバラな私達を 	barabara na watashi-tachi o 	Given that we exist in disarray,
まるであざ笑うように 	marude azawarau you ni 	As if meaning to ridicule us,
一斉に芽吹く桃色の世界 	issei ni mebuku momoiro no sekai 	A world of pink bloomed forth all at once
今年もアホみたいにさ　口を開いて無防備に 	konnen mo aho-mitai ni sa kuchi o hiraite muboubi ni 	Like the fools we are, our jaws hang open another year,
バラバラの頭で一緒に思うんだ 	barabara no atama de issho ni omou nda 	And despite our differences, we all share a thought...
 	 	
“また来年もみたい”って 	"mata rainen mo mitai" tte 	"I hope to see them again next year..."
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