Bikini Bottom Grandson Jenkins

Bikini Bottom Grandson Jenkins is the twenty-fifth episode of Bikini Bottom Jenkins and the tenth and final episode of Season Two. It is also the series finale.
==Synopsis==
Old Man Jenkins tries to track down his grandson to pay him a visit, but when he arrives, he notices something is off with the woman who is staying with him.
==Transcript==
(The episode opens with Jenkins scratching his head as he is doing a crossword puzzle)
Jenkins: Hmm. Three-letter word for male child. Ah, got it! (writing on puzzle) S-O-N. Huh. Oh, that reminds me. I gotta visit my grandson! I’ve been putting it off for so long because this old noggin can’t remember squat.
(Jenkins’ brain starts to fall out, and he pushes it back in)
Jenkins: Bad brain! Little whippersnapper. Anyway, how about I call him now, shall we?
(Jenkins finds his grandson in his contacts and calls him from his phone. After a bit, his grandson answers)
Grandson: Oh, sure. Why not?
(The phone sounds like it gets hijacked by a woman)
Woman: Ignore my hubby, he’s just being stupid. You better not lay CONTACT with this home, alright? Ugh! (hangs up)
Jenkins: Huh. What gives? And who is this loser woman? (gets up) Hmmph. I’ll show her what for!
(Jenkins walks out the door and into the garage; Bubble transition to Jenkins driving down an empty gravel road)
Jenkins: (in a mocking high-pitched voice) “You better not lay contact with this home! Eh. I’ll show ‘em.
(Jenkins spits on the road, and parks in front of his grandson’s house. He gets out of his vehicle and knocks on the door. Nobody answers, and Jenkins is left with silence)
Jenkins: Well, gosh darn.
(Undeterred, Jenkins breaks into his grandson’s house anyway)
Jenkins: Grandson! Wh-OH HEAVENS!
(Jenkins notices that his grandson is being beaten to a pulp by his girlfriend)
Jenkins: That’s not how relationships work! It-it’s supposed to be STABLE!
(Jenkins kicks the girlfriend out of the way and grabs his grandson to run outside)
Jenkins: Sonny, are you okay?
Grandson: Not really. It’s been like this for a while.
Jenkins: Sonny, I’ll have you know that’s what we call an abusive relationship.
Grandson: (scoffs) You don’t know squat.
Jenkins: Believe me, I’d know. (groans)
Grandson: I see. Well I love her, so it’s perfectly fine.
Jenkins: (steam comes out of his eyes) No it’s not perfectly fine! You break up with that woman right now!
Grandson: Okay… fine, grandpa.
Jenkins: That’s the spirit.
Grandson: Hey Delilah, we have to break up.
Jenkins: That’s right.
Delilah: WHAT?! You’re doing WHAT to me! I’ll jump off a building if you leave me, you know that?
Grandson: (sighs) I know. We’re staying together then.
Delilah: That’s right. (chokes her boyfriend)
Grandson: Yaaaayyy… (passes out)
Jenkins: That’s not how you’re supposed to do it!
Delilah: Hey! What makes you think you can control my boyfriend like that?
Jenkins: (flatly) I’m his grandfather.
Delilah: Well you know what? (dolphin chirp) you! (dolphin chirp) you, you know that?
Jenkins: (growls)
Grandson: Grandpa, you really don’t have to do this.
Jenkins: But I must. It’s part of the grandpa code.
Grandson: (salutes)
Jenkins: Now then. (makes a gesture) Come here.
Delilah: HAND GESTURES! NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOOOOLD! (swipes at Jenkins, causing several bloody marks to drip from his face)
Jenkins: Oh, FUCK YOU! See? I’ve lowered the censors!
Grandson: Oh, thank fu-
(Delilah hits her boyfriend with a mace, causing blood to spill out)
Jenkins: Isn’t this a little too-?
(Suddenly, everyone in the room gets swirled into a portal, and end up in a courtroom)
Grandson: Yes, this restraining order is now filed.
Delilah: Owen???? NOOOO!!!! (shrinks and disappears)
Jenkins: That’s not how that works- (his mouth grows hives) Hmmm-phhhphphphh!
(Jenkins screams muffled as everyone then gets swirled down a drain. Everyone oohs and awws at the various brightened colors swirling around them as they end up in the writer’s room, a woman with a septum piercing who is wearing pink glasses. They all stare at her, who stares at them frustrated)
Liz: (sighs) Fiiine, I got bored. Actually no… I got high. Sorry, got my words mixed up. Teeheehee.
Jenkins: Yep, she’s high.
Liz: (holding out hands like tiger claws) CRUMPLE FRUIT PAVILION!
Jenkins: …that makes not a lick of sense.
Liz: Look, I don’t want you guys in my room. I’m trying to finish shit up, alright?
Jenkins: (walks up to the monitor) Fine, jesus. (enters Liz’s computer monitor as he lands on top of Owen)
Owen: Thanks, grandpa.
Jenkins: (gets hugged by his grandson) You’re welcome, grandson.
Owen: Please, call me Owen.
Jenkins: I’m glad I finally came to visit you.
Owen: …I’ve been lonely, I’m glad you finally came to visit.
(The two finish hugging and start laughing as the episode ends)
(POST-CREDITS SCENE)
Liz: (chugging an energy drink, looking at camera) What the fuck, why is this shit still on? They don’t need to see me like this. My hair is frizzy!
(The episode ends with a “THE END” card, depicting the main characters smiling and waving at the camera)
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