Comic Book Guy's Lament

Comic Book Guy's Lament is a song sung by Comic Book Guy and Milo in Married to the Blob.
== Lyrics ==
:Comic Book Guy:
:I've always been happy to call myself single.
:No Mary Jane.
:Or Lois Lane with whom I'd comingle.
:(Comic Book Guy opens the lid on a can of and grabs a chip,He pours out all of the chips in a line and eats them all.)
:You could say that I was an unstackable Pringle.
:(Comic Book Guy walks past pillars with various magazines on display)
:I've got originals signed by Siegel and Shuster.
:But they don't satisfy in the way that they used-ter.
:(Milo plays the guitar while Strawberry plays the Drums on the sidewalk in front of the Comic Book Shop.)
:Milo:
:It really don't matter if you've got a Cap Anson.
:If you spend your nights in your underwear prancin' with a cardboard stand of Scarlett Johansson!
:Comic Book Guy:
:Guess I've always been lonely
:but I've never revealed it.
:Dropped my heart into Mylar and then...
:(sobs) vacuum sealed... it.
Category:Songs
Category:Original Songs
Category:Songs by Comic-Book Guy
Category:Songs by Milo
Category:Season 25 songs