Waiter

The Waiter tried his best to be prepared for work. "Cleanliness is next to tenderlyness," he said to his dog. First, he brushed his tubesocks and shoes with his toothbrush, and they were squeaky clean. Then he brushed his teeth with his toothbrush. The one he used to wash his socks and shoes. That might sound gross, but they were squeaky clean. Well, maybe at least after cleaning them.
His teeth were squeaky clean. Then he ate the soap bar and filled his mouth with water. He spit all over the room, and used himself as the scrubber to wash himself and clean the bathroom. He barfed out a few bubbles, and then jumped into the shower to rinse everything off, even though he used up all of the water. He came back with Mr. Black, and grabbed a bucket full of water and splashed it all over his neighbor. Then he slipped on soap from the floor, fell down, and got kicked out of his house by Mr. Black. Mr. Black grumbled, and went to his job.
The Waiter got up. He was covered with bubbles, had gunky teeth, and also drank the bath water. He put his soapy shoes on and went to work. However, when he got to work, they were just closing for the day. "Oh, there you are, Mr. Waiter," his boss told him. "You're more than late." The Waiter collapsed to the ground, grabbed a soap bar, and tried to throw it at his boss, but he missed and Mr. Black got hit in the face with it.
Sometimes people can be too ready for work.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 9 Minifigures