BBR Begins

BBR Begins is the first episode of Bikini Bottom Rescuers.
==Transcript==
[Episode opens in the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Hey Squidward
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob: Do you remember that time we saved the world out of water
Squidward: Since then it is all you have been talking about
SpongeBob: Yeah. I know!
[Camera zooms in to Mr. Krabs office]
Mr. Krabs: Hmm. Seems like we have been making a lot more money this month.
[A man walks into his office]
The Man: Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: What?!
The Man: We looked carefully at the Krusty Krab profile and we seem to have found out that, you have not been paying the bills at all!
Mr. Krabs: Bills?! What bills?!
The Man: Gas bill, water bill, electric bill, and the most important bill, renting bill!
Mr. Krabs: Renting bill? But I built this place all by myself!
The Man: Yes but according to section 5a paragraph c of the buisness code, the business is required to pay a renting bill without any excuses! And as for not paying any bills we are required to shut down this business for eternity!
Mr. Krabs: Oh. Do I get to keep the money from the cash register and stuff
The Man: Eh, sure why not!
Mr. Krabs: By the way did someone report me?
The Man: Yeah, some guy called Tyce or something. I dunno he thinks he is gonna get VSTF on wikia or something but he sucks too much!
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah so go on then shut down my business!
[The crew are on the street]
Mr. Krabs: Gee. This is harder than I thought! Guess I should give Plankton the formula! [Enters the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: Oh hello Eugene!
Mr. Krabs: Plankton, since I lost my restaurant I, thought I would finally give you the formula! [Drops the formula into Plankton’s hands] See ya around! [He leaves]
Plankton: Holy plot twist!
Karen: What another pet gave you a krabby patty?
Plankton: No, honey I have the formula!!
Karen: Yay!
[Cuts back to the crew on the street]
Mr. Krabs: I don’t what else we can do
SpongeBob: Remember the time we saved the world out of water
Mr. Krabs: Yeah
SpongeBob: Why not we get the crew back together and become Superheroes again!
Squidward: Isn’t that just the plot of IJLSA
Fish Narrator: Our standards and practices don’t allow for fourth wall breaks- Ah forget it!
[Squidward is in Sandy’s treedome]
Squidward: Uh.. Mr. Krabs wants to get the out of water crew back together to protect the ocean blah blah blah
Sandy: Hmm. Sounds fun I can finally use these custom costumes I made they look the same as our regular clothes but have a hidden chip inside that will give us superpowers
Squidward: Isn't that part of the plot of the IJLSA?
Sandy: Just tell Krabs I am in!
Squidward: Okay!
[SpongeBob is trying to get Patrick into the BBR]
SpongeBob: So Krabs wants to get the crew from out of water together to be superheroes
Patrick: Does that mean I get free food?
SpongeBob: Sure why not
Patrick: I am in!
[The crew are together in the treedome]
Sandy: Okay team if we all put on these costumes we will have superheroes just like the IJLSA!
SpongeBob: But these costumes look just like our regular clothes!
Sandy: But if we wear these we will get superpowers!
[They change off-screen]
Squidward: This isn't work- [SpongeBob transforms into a superhero] still not work- [Sandy transforms] hasn't work- [Patrick transforms and FINALLY WEARS A SHIRT]
Patrick: [Looks down at his shirt] What is this thing?
Squidward: Me and- [Krabs transforms] I still haven't [Squidward transforms and has a clarinet in his hand] Finally!
Patrick: I feel smarter… And ready to fight [Uses his hands and donuts come out] Ooh cool! Now that is free food! [Goes to eat the donuts]
Squidward: Wait what? [Blows into his clarinet and music notescome out] what?
Mr. Krabs: So.. [Touches his eyes and money comes out] OOOOOH MONEY!
Sandy: Well I know what mine is… SCIENCE POWER!
SpongeBob: So what is my superpower Sandy?
Sandy: Just put a finger in your hole to find out?
SpongeBob: Okay? [Puts a finger in his hole and Krabby Patties come out] Krabby Patty attack?!
Sandy: Yep! So anyway I made some evil robots to test out our powers on!
SpongeBob: [Uses his Krabby Patty power] Let's do this!
Sandy: Okay! Come out robots!
[The robots enter]
SpongeBob: Oh no you don't [flies] wait what?
Sandy: Oh yeah we can fly!
SpongeBob: Okay! [Flies up to the robot and punches him]
Evil robot: Ouch! That hurt!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah don't think that is the worse AHHH! [The fight is censored with a card that says [CENSORED]] But all I did was punch him twice and twice as hard [The robot is passed out on the floor]
Evil robot: Ouch!!!!
[Patrick is fighting another robot]
Patrick's robot: [evil laugh] I am gonna kill you!
Patrick: Watch and learn! [Uses his donut power on him]
Patrick's robot: Ouch! You've gone too far now! [Patrick uses his power again] Now I am [Patrick uses his power again] I am [Patrick uses his power again] Would you listen to me alrea- [Patrick uses his power again]
Patrick: Okay!
Patrick's robot: Oh forget it! By the way I am dead [dies]
[All the robots have been beaten]
Sandy: Well we did it!
SpongeBob: I wonder what our next adventure will be
[The end]
Patrick: The end!
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