The SpongeBob, Bully Maguire, Peter Griffin, Garfield, Daddy Pig & Mr. Zabs Show 3: The Search for More Money

The SpongeBob, Bully Maguire, Peter Griffin, Garfield, Daddy Pig & Mr. Zabs Show 3: The Search for More Money is the third episode of the world's most epicest show, The Mr. Zabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Zabs is forced to write unoriginal content to make money.
==Transcript==
Notice: I know this may come off as hypocritical, although The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off (formerly called The SpongeBob and Kuromi Show) was never meant to directly ripoff The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, nor was The Mr. Rabs Universe (I should note that Zoltan did suggest I do a similar approach with my show, though.)https://spongefan.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Then_bends?threadId=4400000000000142024
* [The episode opens with a shot of a flashing void. Very annoying.]
* Then bends: JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway! You're hhhgreg, right?
* JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway: Yeah, probably.
* Then bends: Listen, I know you want me to get off Squidtron's ass, but can I just make fun of him one more time?
* JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway: No.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks! Now, out with you!
* [Then bends stuffs JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway into a cannon. He then lights the fuse, causing JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway to fly off screen and turn into a star lookin-thing like Team Rocket does in Pokemon.]
* Then bends: Alright! Now, this is just some idiotic legal text I have to put here. I HATE LAWS! Anyway, "This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental." Now, watch the show!
* [Title card. Shot of Mr. Zabs in the line in front of the Bikini Bottom Office of Unemployment.]
* Mr. Zabs: I can't believe I got fired! All I did was write original content!
* [Suddenly, Daddy Pig, from Peppa Pig, appears.]
* Mr. Zabs: Wha-Daddy Pig? What are you doing here?
* Daddy Pig: I'm here to help you write better.
* Mr. Zabs: Why would you want to do that?
* Daddy Pig: Because you deserve to have a job. I'm gonna teach you how to write SquidTron style!
* Mr. Zabs: "SquidTron" what's that?
* Daddy Pig: Well, it's simple. STEAL! And swear a lot!
* Mr. Zabs: That sounds really bad, actually.
* Daddy Pig: Well, SquidTron is really successful.
* Mr. Zabs: I guess you're right. Stealing isn't that bad, anyway.
* Garfield: It isn't.
* Peter Griffin: Hey, Garfield! Remember the time I-
* Kuromi: Why am I even here? The SpongeBob and Kuromi Show has ceased to exist?
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, Kuromi! All these guys are encouraging me to steal content from other people and use excessive swearing!
* Kuromi: No! Don't listen to them! Remember when we tried that?
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: Why’d they do that? I don’t care if you’re gay, You could fuck me for all I care!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We weren’t born in Alabama! We can’t fuck eachother.
* Mr. Rabs: Shit!
* [Flashforward. Everybody shudders.]
* Mr. Zabs: Cringe...
* Kuromi: Almost as cringe as censorship! That's right! As of the time I'm writing this (12:35 AM, April 2, 2024,) Squiddard just tried to remove information from "The Mr. Rabs Show"'s wiki page! Frankly, I'm getting tired of you removing stuff that you don't like from the wiki.
* Then bends: Yeah! I agree! As the person behind that show, it seems pretty idiotic. Yes, SF99 is the one who added those ideas. That is not false information, it will never be false information. Deal with the fact that happened! God! I'm writing this in the heat of the moment, I probably won't feel the same way tomorrow, or even an hour from now!
* Squiddard: Well... Well I don't like it! SF99 wrote those, yes, but that offends me!
* [Squiddard explodes.]
* Then bends: Oh, shut up! Remember kids, CENSORSHIP IS BAD! (sigh) I'm probably gonna start some sort of rivalry from this. That's not what I want at all. If any of you SpongeBob Music community members plan to get your army of retards on me, just... don't. Now, back to the show!
* [Then bends gets grabbed by a giant hand and thrown off the screen.]
* Mr. Zabs: Am I really gonna have to write crappy content?
* Daddy Pig: That's what has to happen.
* Mr. Zabs: (sigh) Oh, well. I'd better get to work.
* [Cut to the exterior of the TV station. Mr. Zabs is in the same room that he was in at the beginning of "SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns."]
* Mr. Zabs: Okay! Let's get this started!
=== So, It's Come to This ===
Note: Just in case, this section has been heavily edited to appease Fandom's TOU.
* [The episode begins with SpongeBob doing Sponge things. Fig Leaf Times Two plays.]
* SpongeBob: [Censored.] Gary!
* Gary: Meow?
* SpongeBob: I can't [Censored.] wait for to-[Censored.]-day!
* Gary: Meow meow!
* SpongeBob: Why do I keep [Censored.] swearing? Because swearing is [Censored.] funny! Almost as funny as fucking [Censored.] [Censored.]! Well, [Censored.]! I'm off to [Censored.] work! See you later, Gary!
* Gary: Meow.
* [Cut to The Krusty Krab.]
* Mr. Krabs: Sponge-[Censored.]-boy!
* SpongeBob: Sir, yes, [Censored.], sir!
* Mr. Krabs: I need you to take the [Censored.]trash out!
* SpongeBob: [Censored.]! Mr. Krabs! The [Censored.] outside is so [Censored.] scary!
* Mr. Krabs: I don't fucking give a [Censored.] [Censored.]! [Censored.] you! Now, get the [Censored.] outside before I have [Censored.] [Censored.] with you with my [Censored.]!
* SpongeBob: [Censored.] Yipe!
* [Transition to outside. SpongeBob is throwing out the trash, when inexplicably, generic character people under the age of 10 like appears.]
* SpongeBob: Who the [Censored.] are you?
* Generic Character People Under the age of 10 Like: I'm Generic Character People Under the age of 10 Like! From The Amazing Digital Circus!
* SpongeBob: Woah! I [Censored.] love the Amazing fucking Digital Circus!
* Generic Character People Under the age of 10 Like: Of course you do!
* Mr. Zabs: I do too!
* SpongeBob: Wow! I really fucking like the creator's [Censored.] self-insert, that isn't at all written in a [Censored.] biased way. (I may be a hypocrite for writing this.)
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah! I [Censored.] love myself and every-[Censored.]-one else does!
* SpongeBob: And that's how I met Generic Character People Under the age of 10 Like!
* [End.]
=== The SpongeBob, Bully Maguire, Peter Griffin, Garfield, Daddy Pig & Mr. Zabs Show 3: The Search for More Money ===
* Mr. Zabs: No, no, no, no! This can't make me rich, right?
* Narrator: A Few Months Later...
* Mr. Zabs: I'm rich!
* [Shot of Mr. Zabs walking home to a solid diamond/emerald mansion.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Ah, this really is the life! 
* [Mr. Zabs opens the door, and walks around his super fancy marble floors, to go to his hot tub.] 
* [Mr. Zabs: dips a single toe into the hot tub.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Gee, there's nothing like this.
* [Cut to an above shot of Mr. Zabs' house.]
* Narrator: So, kids. Let this be a lesson to all of you: Stealing will get you somewhere in life!
* [Cut to the void. "Late afternoon drifting" plays.]
* Mr. Zabs: That really was a rushed episode, wasn't it?
* Then bends: Well, I mean, these are Limited Spin-Offs. Of course the episodes are shorter!
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Here's a message to future bends. Try to make the next episode even the slightest bit longer. Please?
* [End.]
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