Model Behavior/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Model Behavior".
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(A flying bug flies by and is eaten by a dragon-like creature. It then burps out its skeleton. The camera moves over to Satin and Chenille’s pod.)
Satin: So we worked on it for hours and hours. Once it was finished, it just screamed “Poppy.” (Poppy’s hair pops up from behind a clothes wall.)
Poppy: (Moving the clothes wall) I love it! (She is wearing a purple dress with a blue vest and light blue bracelets on her wrists.) Sleeveless and such vibrant purple. How did you come up with this?
Satin and Chenille: Uh… (We go to the past to where they were making the dress. Satin is holding a red bug and Chenille is holding a blue paint balloon.)
Past Satin: I think red! (She squeezes the red bug and it sprays red paint on the thread.)
Past Chenille: No, it should be blue! (She puts the blue paint balloon on the thread and blue paint comes out. The sisters then fight over the colors by mixing the paint. It soon turns purple.)
Both: Oh… (Next, they look at the sleeves of the dress.)
Past Satin: Something’s wrong with your side! (She grabs the left sleeve.)
Past Chenille: (Grabbing the right sleeve) No, something’s wrong with your side! (The sisters pull the sleeves off.)
Both: Oh… (They yell and start fighting again. Then we go back to the present.)
Chenille: The process was brutal.
Satin: It always it.
Poppy: Well, whatever it is, you always make great clothes, which is why I asked a friend to pay you a visit. You may have heard of her. Nova Swift?
Satin: Gasp. Nova Swift?!
Chenille: She’s Troll Village’s most influential tastemaker. (We show a montage of Nova Swift.)
Satin: With one word, she can make a trend… (Nova find a leaf and wraps it around her neck like a scarf. Then a crowd of Trolls appears.)
Nova: This is so… (The Trolls gasp.) … sizzle. (The Trolls put on leaf scarves.)
All: Yeah!
Chenille: Or break a trend.
Nova: On second thought, nah. (As she walks away, the Trolls throw their scarves to the ground. A bug flies above and burns them. The Trolls celebrate by cheering and dancing. Then we go back to Satin and Chenille’s pod.)
Satin: (Squealing while clapping her hands) I can’t wait to meet her! She’s so effortlessly chic!
Chenille: And has such a flair for the dramatic! (Nova appears in a puff of smoke.)
Nova: Do I?!
Chenille: Shudder! Nova Swift!
Satin: It’s such an honor!
Nova: The honor is mine, my little nuggets. When Queen Poppy told me about the ferocious garms you two make, I just had to feast my eyes.
Satin: Do we make ferocious garms?
Chenille: She means our clothes. Keep up. (She goes over to Poppy.) She means clothes, right?
Poppy: Mm-mm-mm.
Nova: (Gasping while taking out a purple shirt) I heart this. (She runs and picks up an orange furry scarf.) Oh, and I brain this! (She gasps, runs over to another closet, and rubs a pink furry outfit.) And this fur… feels so real! (The camera zooms out to reveal that it was Cooper in the closet.)
Cooper: Ooh! (He chuckles as he rubs his bottom.) It really does.
Chenille: Cooper, stop napping in our clothes.
Cooper: BUT IT’S COMFY! (He laughs and jumps out of Satin and Chenille’s pod. He then uses his hat as a parachute.)
Nova: Well, nuggets, I’d like to say your designs scream “sizzle.”
Satin and Chenille: Joy!
Nova: But I can’t.
Satin and Chenille: Death.
Nova: (Taking out a light blue and purple shirt) Because a design only really comes alive when it’s worn. (She rubs a pink and blue scarf on her head.) Oh… if only there was a way to fix that.
Satin: Are you saying you want us to put on a fashion show?
Nova: Agreed! Tonight, 8:00, not a second later, or I’m yesterday! (Satin and Chenille squeal with excitement.) Oh, one last thing. Who’s your model?
Satin and Chenille: Hmm? Hmm.
Poppy: Okay, I can do it.
Nova: (laughing) Oh, no, my nugget.
Poppy: Wait. Why not? You don’t think I’ve got “it”?
Nova: (laughs) No. (She goes over to Poppy.) You’ve got too much “it”. Your sizzle is so en fuego, you’d steal the spotlight from the clothes.
Poppy: Aw. Well, my sizzle is pretty en fuego. (Nova goes over to Satin and Chenille.)
Nova: Seriously. The wrong model can turn chic clothes into weak clothes, so choose wisely. (As she walks backwards, thunder is heard.) Live wild, my little nuggets! (Some dragonflies carry her away.)
Poppy: I’d say that went well.
Satin: “Well”? Are you kidding us?
Chenille: Yeah, Poppy. Our clothes are on a one-way trip to Meh City if we don’t find a model fast.
Cooper: (Appearing wearing a green hat, sunglasses, and coat) I’ll do it!
Satin and Chenille: Cooper!
Cooper: (Removing the clothes) I’ll take that as a no! (He jumps out of Satin and Chenille’s pod again. He uses his hat as a parachute. Later, a crowd of Trolls are in line for the model auditions.)
Satin: (Through the megaphone) Okay, model hopefuls, we need someone to bring our clothes to life. (Chenille takes the megaphone from her.)
Chenille: Yeah, so really strut your stuff. (DJ Suki is first. She spins herself while sitting down and falls asleep.
Satin: I like it.
Chenille: Not intense enough. (Smidge is up next. She growls while running and takes out a stick. She spins it around and hits it on the ground. Cooper moves a mushroom toward her and she smashes it.) I like it.
Satin: Too intense. (Creek is up next. A red bug carries him by the hair into the air.)
Chenille: Uh, it’s called runway walking, not runaway weird hovering. (Guy Diamond is up next. He is wearing and orange jumpsuit with a red belt and shoes. He does the moonwalk.)
Guy Diamond: Hoo! (He soon feels uncomfortable and struggles to take off the jumpsuit by pulling the top.) Uh… sorry! This just feels too weird! (He yells as he removes his outfit and walks away. He then gives Archer a high-five.) Naked for life! (He and Archer fart glitter.)
Chenille: Ugh. We’re not getting anywhere. Nova’s going to hate our clothes.
Nova: (offscreen) Will I? (She hangs on a red scarf.) Ha!
Satin: Sharp inhale! Nova Swift. (She sighs dreamily and faints.)
Nova: (Using the scarf as a swing) Don’t give up, nuggets. (She jumps off the scarf.) Your designs reflect your relationship, full of conflict and turmoil. You just need a model who can showcase that, someone savage and raw. (We show Branch struggling to wash his leaf vest in a bucket of water.)
Branch: Stubborn grass stains. Gah! (Satin and Chenille watch him and come up with an idea. Branch squeezes his vest and talks in a distorted voice.) Oh, yeah.
Satin: So savage.
Chenille: So raw.
Nova: Sizzle! (She gets back on the scarf while Satin and Chenille go to Branch.)
Branch: You want me to be a fashion model?
Satin: Yes. I’ll give you anything. Please, please, please.
Chenille: Satin will give you anything.
Both: Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Branch: Okay, I’m in.
Satin and Chenille: Please, please, please. Wait. What?
Branch: I’m in. It’ll knock something off my Bunker List. (He takes out a book.) Take a bath, eat cooked food, befriend a Glowbug, get ripped, learn to play sweet jams, find Baldo… Here it is. Get a makeover. Uh, Poppy added that one. (A pop-up appears.)
Pop-Up: You’re one step closer to being normal. Yay! (Branch slams the book shut. Chenille then takes it.)
Chenille: “Hug a baby Puffalo”?
Satin: “Learn to love again”? You let Poppy add a lot of these.
Branch: Yeah, yeah, Poppy. (He takes the book back from Chenille.) Okay, I’ll see you tonight at the show. (He starts to walk away.)
Satin and Chenille: Hair halt! (They lasso Branch with their hair.)
Satin: Slow-mo, Branch. You’ve got a good look, but there’s much more to learn and little time.
Chenille: You’re going to runway boot camp! (Branch gulps in fear. Soon, he is on the stage and a spotlight shines on him brightly.)
Satin: Just walk to the end and back. (Branch walks toward the end like he is sneaking.)
Chenille: No, no, no. Eyes forward, back straight. (Branch straightens his back.) Let me feel your boom.
Branch: Uh, is this my boom? (He wiggles his bottom.)
Chenille: No.
Branch: (Putting his hands behind his head while swinging his hips in a circle) Uh, this?
Satin and Chenille: NO! (Later, Branch tries on an outfit that is a white fluffy vest, a light blue bandana with a purple pattern, and pink stripe pants with a flower.)
Branch: How bad is it?
Satin: You look so, so gorge! (She takes out a mirror.)
Branch: Huh. I do, don’t I? (Next, he gets a hair cut and wears a prince-like outfit. He also has red eyeshadow. Chenille gives him a mirror.) Can we… push it further?
Satin: Look who found their boom! (Branch comes out to the stage wearing a blue wig, orange eyeshadow, a purple glitter shirt, pale pink shorts, and dark blue leggings.)
Branch: Become an icon. Become… fashion. (He poses and Satin and Chenille take a picture of him.)
Satin: That’s it! Work it! (Branch is now dressed in a band-like outfit and holding an orange club with the top shaped like a yellow flower. He poses on a mushroom and Satin takes a picture.) Smoldering. (She takes another picture with Branch dressed in a red wig, sunglasses, a pale pink fluffy vest, a white tank top, and pink pants with a crimson pattern.) Keep it playful. (Next up is a picture of Branch naked with only a snake as a scarf.) I like. (Next up is a picture of Branch dressed like a discoball on top of Cooper.) I like.
Cooper: Hey there!
Satin and Chenille: Cooper!
Branch: Get out of here! (Cooper laughs and leaves. Branch then has a yellow gem on his head and is wearing a light pink dress with red triangles and purple sparkly shorts.) Ooh, one more picture? My butt has literally never looked better. (He turns around and reveals candy corn-like decorations on his bottom, laughing playfully.)
Chenille: No time. (She drags Satin away.) The show starts soon. (Branch sighs sadly.)
Satin: Okay, one more.
Branch: (gasps) Ooh! (He shows his bottom and Satin takes a picture of him. Later that night, the fashion show is about to start. Smidge sits in a mushroom and Biggie walks by.)
Smidge: Down in front, please. (Biggie picks up Mr. Dinkles.)
Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! (Satin and Chenille peek out from behind the curtains.)
Poppy: Okay, girls, five minutes, and I’ll start the show. (She walks backwards.) Good luck! (She closes the curtains.)
Satin: This is it. One night to make all our fashion dreams come true!
Chenille: No pressure, Branch.
Branch: (Putting on makeup) No sweat. My boom is… (The camera zooms out to reveal him posing while wearing a purple jumpsuit, silver shoes, and a swan wig.) … locked and loaded. (Suddenly, the clothes on the ground come together.) Hmm? (Nova appears.)
Nova: It certainly is!
Satin: (Shaking Chenille) Dramatic reaction! Nova Swift!
Nova: Congratulations, my nuggets! I knew you’d find the right model. There is no denying his appeal. I can’t wait to see his “smair.” (Satin and Chenille whimper in fear.) Break legs, beautifuls! (She goes behind a closet.)
Branch: Baller move!
Satin: (Grabbing Branch) Branch, concentrate. Didn’t you just hear Nova?
Chenille: She expects to see you smair.
Branch: Whoa, calm down. What’s a smair?
Satin: It means smile with your hair. It’s a move in every great model’s toolbox.
Branch: So, uh, like this? (He smiles and his wig quacks like a duck.)
Chenille: Is this a joke? Is he joking?
Satin: Here, it’s like this. (She straightens Branch’s wig.) Windswept with mystique.
Chenille: (Fixing Branch’s wig) No, no, no. (Branch’s wig ends up being shaped like waves.) It’s more voluminous and cagey.
Satin: (Fixing Branch’s hair again) No, it’s like this! (She and Chenille begin to fight over the hairstyle and soon Branch’s hair ends up fractured.)
Branch: I think you sprained my hair. (He grunts and his wig becomes messy and returns back to its original color.) Yep.
Chenille: Well, that’s it. We are officially meh in the water.
Satin: Yeah. So long, fashion dreams.
Branch: Guys, guys, guys. Your dreams don’t have to be over if you don’t want them to be.
Chenille: We need a model, Branch.
Branch: I’m looking at two.
Satin: Us, walk?
Satin and Chenille: But we’re never…
Satin: In sync.
Chenille: In sync.
Cooper: Can’t you see they’re never in sync? Okay, okay, I’m leaving.
Branch: Well, if you don’t do it, then it really is over. (The crowd can be heard cheering outside the curtains.)
Poppy (Through the microphone) This is it, Trolls. Introducing the new line from Satin and Chenille: Division.
Nova: (Sitting on a mushroom by Sky) Hmm. (A spotlight shines on the stage, but Satin and Chenille are not there. The crowd murmurs in confusion. Poppy reappears.)
Poppy: (On the microphone) Uh… be patient everyone. Let’s just give them another second. (Branch gives her a sheet of paper.) Oh. I have just been informed a problem has come up and the models won’t be coming out from behind the curtain… (The crowd gasps in horror.)
Nova: Hmm.
Poppy: … because they’d rather be more dramatic!
Nova: Hmm? (Satin and Chenille appear in a puff of smoke.)
Satin and Chenille: It’s showtime! (Satin has blue eyeshadow and is wearing a purple and blue leotard with black leggings, long blue socks, and black shoes. Chenille has pink eyeshadow and is wearing a purple vest, a pink dress, and purple boots. As the Trolls cheer, they walk onto the stage. Then they nod at each other.) Power strut. (They walk down the stage.)
All: Ooh! (Some Trolls sigh and faint. Nova gasps in amazement.)
Satin and Chenille: Mirror! (As the Trolls cheer, they do some dance moves and pose.) Smair. (They move their hair and pink glitter shoot out.)
Nova: Ooh!
Poppy: Wow! They’ve never been more in sync! Amazing!
Satin: And now the climatic…
Satin and Chenille: Turn! (The Trolls cheer for them. They turn and try to do a trick, but because of their attached hair, they bump into each other and fall of the stage.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh.
Satin: What is wrong with you?!
Chenille: You always have to go first!
Satin: We always turn left!
Chenille: We always turn right! (She and Satin continue arguing.)
Nova: I’ve seen enough. (The Trolls gasp.) Nuggets, your modeling is so… so… sizzle. (As the Trolls cheer for Satin and Chenille, they get up and hug each other. Their hair turns pink and releases fireworks.
Chenille: You did good, sis.
Satin: No. You did good, sis. (Cooper hugs her and Chenille.)
Cooper: We all did good, sis.
Satin and Chenille: COOPER! (Cooper laughs and runs away. He then jumps off a cliff and uses his hat as a parachute.)
Cooper: Whoo! This cliff came out of nowhere!
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