Robo Principal

==Summary==
After Pinkie Pie watches a horror movie she is convinced that Principal Celestia is a robot.
==Script==
(We open on Pinkie and Maud's house cuts to inside where she is eating a bowl of popcorn and has Gummy her stuffed alligator and the stuffed toy version of pony Pinkie Pie's living alligator)
Narrator:We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentation Night of the Robot.
(Cuts to the TV where a man is being chased by a robot)
Man:(On TV)Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
(Cuts back to Pinkie)
Pinkie Pie:Hurry, Maud, Limestone and Marble. The scary robot movie's on.
(They come already in their night shirts and pajamas (Marble has pajamas on) they look at their goofy sister)
Limestone:You shouldn't be watching this.
Pinkie Pie:(Ofended with an angry look)What do you mean I shouldn't watch this? 
Maud:She's right Pinkie, scary movies always freak you out.
Pinkie Pie:(Angry look to Maud)I do not always freak out when watching horror movies!
Limestone:Remember when we saw Attack of the Living Cupcake? You didn't eat cupcakes or go to Mr and Mrs.Cake's place for a week.
Maud:And then there was The Curse of the Demons of Haunted Island. Marble was so scared.
Limestone:Yeah she was so scared that she had to sleep with me for a week!
Marble:Mm-hmm.
Pinkie Pie:So? Mom and Dad aren't here. And Marble was overreacting only because of the demons possessing peoples bodies were scary.
Limestone:SHE HAD TO SLEEP IN MY BED PINKIE!
Pinkie Pie:Well that's on you. Look you girls can go to bed if you want. I'm staying up to watch this.
Limestone:Pinkie you're only gonna make it worse by watching this monster movie.
Pinkie Pie:Well you guys always try to brave up Marble with haunted houses. She even went into one with Scraggy of the Clue Kids.
Limestome:And ever since they visited the Everfree Manor that's when she feel in love with Scraggy.
Maud:Bolder and I are going to bed.
Limestone:Me too.
(Marble goes with them)
Pinkie Pie:Pffth. Scared of a scary movie.
(Cuts to her cowering in bed that night)
Pinkie Pie:What if mom is a robot? What if dad is a robot? What if Maud is a robot?
(Gets out of bed and crips to Maud's bedroom)
Pinkie Pie:Maud? Psst,Maudy? Maud Tod.
(Maud opens the door)
Maud:Yes Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie:Maud if you were a robot you'd tell me right?
Maud:Yes but I'm not.
Pinkie Pie:Oh I've got nothing to worry about. And now to get a good night sleep.
(Walks back to her room and goes to sleep and a dream cloud comes on and she dreams of being chased by the same robot from the movie running and screaming cuts to outside and an overview of Canterlot City as she screams we fade to daylight and cuts to Canterlot High as Pinkie is still asleep on her feet and she looks around)
Pinkie Pie:ROBOT OH MY GOSH!
(Turns out to be a janitor's cart and Pinkie rubs her eyes)
Pinkie Pie:(Rubs her eyes)Huh?
(Chuckles nervously cuts to Principal Celestia in her office doing paper work)
Principal Celestia:How about a little music to work my paperwork to?
(Turns on radio that is next to her)
Vinyl Scratch:(Over radio)And now for the #1 hit song in Canterlot City, Electric Zoo.
(Techno beat is heard and Principal Celestia starts doing paperwork)
Principal Celestia:Hey that's pretty catchy. Bee-bee-boo-boop, bee-bee-boo-beep. Yeah that's not bad. I love this young people's music.
(Cuts to Pinkie who is minding her own business until a beeping sound is heard and it was the bell which rings we cut back to her and she lifts her arms up shouting)
Pinkie Pie:I SUURENDER!!!!!!!! (Turns around to see it's only the bell)Oh.
Rainbow Dash:(OS)PINKIE!
(She screams and cupcake ingredients fly onto Rainbow Dash)
Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash why are you wearing my cupcake ingredients?
Rainbow Dash:I'm not wearing your cupcake ingredients, I'm waiting to get out of here and into the music room so I can jam out on my guitar.
Pinkie Pie:Oh yeah, of course. Sorry Dashie I guess I'm a little bit jumpy today I keep thinking robots are taking over the world, probably on account of this movie I watched last night where robots take over the world, I even asked Maud if she was a robot, pretty funny huh?
(She is unamused)
Rainbow Dash:(Unamused)Hilarious, (Angry look)Just do what you gotta do.
Pinkie Pie:Ok. (Walks off and passes Micro Chips)Hi Micro Chips.
Micro Chips:Hello Pinkie.
(Pinkie looks at him knowing he's the robotics kid in school)
Pinkie Pie:Say you're not a robot are you?
Micro Chips:No, I'm not.
(Cuts to her)
Pinkie Pie:(Whispers)Well keep your eyes peeled. (Deep voice)They're everywhere. (Back to scene)BACK TO WORK!
(She runs away and Micro Chips shrugs his shoulders cuts to Pinkie Pie walking by Principal Celestia's office)
Principal Celestia:(OS)I feel completely recharged.
Pinkie Pie:That sounds like Principal Celestia.
(Goes in and peeks through the window)
Principal Celestia:(To radio)Come on little buddy, play it again. (Shakes it) Please.One more time. (Cuts to Pinkie)For me.
(Cuts to outside the office)
Pinkie Pie:That was strange, Principal Celestia was talking to her radio and she says she feels "recharged"(Laughs) if I didn't know better I'd say she was....(We zoom into Pinkie Pie)A robot! Nah!
(Cuts to Principal Celestia on her phone)
Principal Celestia:Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again.
(Split scene, Vinyl is at the station)
Vinyl Scratch:Hmmm... Which one man?
Principal Celestia:The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep".
Vinyl Scratch:No man you're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop".
(Cuts to the window door where Pinkie is looking at it all)
Principal Celestia:(OS)Bee-boo-boo-boo-boo-bop? (Garbled telephone noises)Boo-boo-beep-bop? (Garbled telephone noises)Not bee-boo-boo-bop? (Garbled telephone noises)Beep?! (Garbled telephone noises)Boo-boo-bop?!
(Cuts to Pinkie freaking out she ducks down and cuts to outside)
Pinkie Pie:Oh my gosh. Why is Principal Celestia making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that she's ...(Close up of Pinkie)A robot. Nah!
(Peeks through the window again and gasps as she sees Principal Celestia doing robot dancing moves on her desk as the song plays cuts to the girls waiting for Pinkie, and she comes jumping onto Rainbow Dash)
Pinkie Pie:Oh you guys! It's terrible! (Breaths heavily)Principal Celestia! (Breaths heavily) Talking to radio! (Breaths heavily) Beeping sounds! (Breaths heavily)Strange dancing! (Breaths heavily)Robot!
(Rainbow Dash grabs her)
Rainbow Dash:That's great Pinkie. Why don't you work on this problem.... (Throws her in the music room)Back in the music room!
(Throws her in and chuckles and Pinkie Pie appears in front of her again causing her to get confused)
Pinkie Pie:I'm serious Dash! Principal Celestia is a robot! And I can prove it too!
Rainbow Dash:How did you?
Pinkie Pie:Let's see, in the movie the robots didn't have a sense of humor. They couldn't laugh! (Calls) Hey Principal Celestia!
(She comes up to them)
Principal Celestia:What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie:The girls and I were telling each other hilarious jokes and I thought you might like to here them.
(Cuts to her)
Principal Celestia:Is it true? Is it hilarious?
Sci-Twi:Sure.
(Back to scene)
Principal Celestia:Well let's here it.
Pinkie Pie:Ok here it goes. (To Rainbow Dash)How'd it go Dash?
(Cuts to her)
Rainbow Dash:(Nevous laughter and tries to think and sweats) It went uh let's see. Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
(Cuts to Principal Celestia)
Principal Celestia:Why?
(Back to Rainbow Dash)
Rainbow Dash:It was rated "Arrr!"
(Back to scene she laughs and slaps her leg)
Rainbow Dash:Arr! (Stops)Because, it's about, pirates?
(Celestia is unamused and says)
Principal Celestia:I'm not teaching you to do stand up Rainbow Dash. (Goes away)Now get back to doing your usual afternoon activities.
(Pinkie gasps about this)
Pinkie Pie:Not even a chuckle! See girls? She didn't laugh because she couldn't laugh because she's (Scene zooms in on her)A robot!
(Cuts to Sunset)
Sunset:There's a logical explanation why she didn't laugh Pinkie. She obviously heard it before. (Back to scene)The only reason you think Celestia is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you...
(Pinkie calls for Celestia)
Pinkie Pie:Hey Principal Celestia!
(She runs back up to the girls)
Principal Celestia:What? What is it girl?
Pinkie Pie:Adagio Dazzle, never liked Rarity's fashion choices and Aria Blaze, never liked Rainbow Dash's awesomeness and Sonata Dusk, never loved me... (Pretends to cry)Isn't that sad?
Principal Celestia:Yes I suppose that is rather sad, but you can hang out with the Dazzlings when school is let out for the day. (Walks off)Now get back to doing what you do.
(Pinkie gasps about this and says)
Pinkie Pie:Just like the robot in the movie! He couldn't cry either!
Rarity:Pinkie Pie this is getting ridiculous! I'll have you know Adagio Dazzle loves my fashion taste.
Rainbow Dash:Yeah and Aria Blaze thinks I'm cool!
Sci-Twi:And Sonata Dusk and you are best friends!
Pinkie Pie:That's the final test girls. The love test. Robots can't love.
Sunset:No, wait, Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie:Hey Principal Celestia!
(She runs up to the girls and says in annoyance)
Principal Celestia:What is it Pinkie?!
Pinkie Pie:I just wanted to tell you that Sunset loves you!
(She has a blank expression on her face and Sunset looks at her, then she tells them all)
Principal Celestia:Get back to your work girls.
(Says that as she goes away)
Pinkie Pie:(Gulps)Girls?
(Cuts to Principal Celestia in her office writing down paper work and her radio dies)
Principal Celestia:Awww! My radio died! (Takes batteries out)Hmm. These batteries still have a little juice in them. (Gets an idea)I know. I'll give them to Luna for Christmas. (Puts them in her back pocket and hears a ding)My hard boiled egg is ready. I can already taste it. (Gets it out)Come to Canterlot High's only principal. Gotcha. And what good is a hard boiled egg without a little salt.
(Pinkie yells out to Principal Celestia again)
Pinkie Pie:(OS)PRINCIPAL CELESTIA!
(This causes the egg to crack and the salt to go into her eyes)
Principal Celestia:WHA?! (Hits her eyes) OH! AH MY EYES! AHHHHHHH!
(Cuts to her yelling for the principal)
Pinkie Pie:Principal....!
(Rainbow Dash covers her mouth)
Rainbow Dash:Will you be quiet? Now listen, what did these robots in the movie look like?
Pinkie Pie:Well they had piercing red eyes, metal pinchers for hands, and they ran on batteries!
Rainbow Dash:OK so tell us! Does Principal Celestia look anything like that?!
(She comes out of her office screaming and looking just like how Pinkie describes we then cut to the girls they are shocked we cut to Celestia's eyes then to the tongs and then to the batteries in her back pocket we cut back to the girls who scream, Celestia runs past them into the bathroom as she continues screaming, we then cut back to the girls)
Sunset:We'll all evacuate the students and staff! Pinkie, you call the Navy!
(Pinkie runs to the phone)
Pinkie Pie:Hello operator? Get me the Navy!
Voice:Hello you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.
(Pinkie drops the phone and yells)
Pinkie Pie:Sunset, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity! The robots are running the Navy!
(Cuts to them about to enter the cafeteria)
Applejack:Not the Navy!
Rarity:We're too late to save the marines!
Rainbow Dash:She said "Navy" not Marines.
Rarity:What's the difference?!
(The girls come storming in)
Sunset:Attention everyone! Run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!
(Cuts to them all, Trixie, Flash Sentry, Wallflower Blush, Derpy Hooves, Bulk Biceps, Snips, Snails, Brawly Beats, Ringo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Micro Chips, Fido, Rover, Spot, and the whole school body even the staff like Cranky Doodle and Granny Smith, and Cheerilee (Who is seen having lunch with Big Mac) they all look at her in silent)
Sunset:(Back to her)Our world!
(Back to them all they scream and runs around and then run out of the school)
Scootaloo:Come on Dash! We gotta get outa here!
Apple Bloom:Applejack c'mon! Run for it!
Granny Smith:I'm gettin' outa here!
Big Macintosh:Eyup!
Sweetie Belle:Come on Rarity!
Applejack:Hate to break this to y'all but we're stayin' to find Principal Celestia.
Granny Smith:Just be careful. The only thing worse then a robot takin over a principal is takin over your own kin.
Apple Bloom:See ya when ya get home.
(They go away the girls hide)
Applejack:What do we do?
Pinkie Pie:i don't know. (Points at a coin)Hey a nickel.
Sci-Twi:Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie:Sorry.
(Principal Celestia comes out wiping her eyes)
Principal Celestia:Ah that's better. 
(Does the sounds as she go by the girls)
Rarity:We must find out what that robot did with the real Principal Celestia, but how?
Pinkie Pie:Well in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy and they get to poop on the robot.
(The girls are confused)
Applejack:Say what?
Rarity:I'm sorry, they poop on the robot?
Pinkie Pie:You know, they get straight answers get information.