Stealing Elephants Proves to Be Harder Than Anticipated

"Stealing Elephants Proves to Be Harder Than Anticipated" is the 9th session of Mega Campaign.
== Summary ==
* We try to retrieve the elephant idol from a woman named Hama Shormwind and totally fail! Havai, Weesin, and Yamma try to distract her a bunch of times while Memphis and Clarke snooped around in her room and found nothing. She did have the idol, but she escaped with it.
* Weesin got yelled at for didgeridoo playing on the roof.
* We knew that Hama would be attending an art showcase event at an event hall called the Crystal Palace after tomorrow.
* In the middle of the night, Clarke wakes up to his throat slit and a note left behind him saying “A job is a job”. Memphis closes his wound aaaand we go back to sleep.
* Before retiring, Yamma stays up for a while. She sees two glowing dots in the room, seemingly watching her.
* In the morning while we all discuss what to do at the Crystal Palace, Memphis and Weesin notice a gash running down Yamma’s chest. It may have been new, but who knows?
* We buy some fancy clothes for the event so we can blend in. Clarke wears a founding father-esque get up, Weesin buys a nice suit, Havai gets a hoodie, Yamma buys a big-ass cloak and Memphis… is bought a rather short dress by Clarke.
* Havai enters the art showcase in disguise as a tiefling. He finds Hama and chats her up while they set up shop. Havai sells two paintings at outrageously low prices!
* After much distraction making, Clarke is able to swipe away the idol with a natural 20 sleight of hand roll. We run off, stash the thing in Yamma’s bag of holding, and dip!
* After returning to Mages for Ages, we give Zashir the elephant. In exchange, he offers of one of many magical items. We take these cool magic posts that when planted create a cool force field!
* After we leave, we begin heading towards the library to research more about Pandemonium.
Category:Episodes of Mega Campaign