Anti-Zanzel Burn

:Also read the updated Guide to Defeating Priestess Zanzel! Among other things, it lists the Anti-Zanzel decks others have created, as well as theoretical Anti-Zanzel decks.
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Priestess Zanzel is the only AI to be affected by the 2x BB gamepass. As such, it is by far the most powerful AI in BLOX Cards. They use several powerful boardwipes, and can even force your turn to end early! Of course, that last ability is locked behind an important barrier - going to less than 500 Life. At that threshold, she is able to cast her most powerful boardwipe - Alpha Brick's Aid - devastating most decks.
However, there is a chink in the armor - Zanzel doesn't care whose turn it is when her life goes below 500. She simply ends the current ongoing turn.
If a deck were able to somehow consistently cause Zanzel's Life to go below 500 during her turn, then it could simply attack on the next, bypassing her forced endturn.
And that's exactly what this deck does.
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== Stats ==
Name: Anti-Zanzel Burn 	The name of the deck.
Creator: civilCornball 	The name of the person who built the deck.
Deck Colors: Red, some Yellow	The most common colors in the deck.
Deck Type: Midrange Burn. 	The category of the deck's playstyle. See Deck Terminology for help on this.
Consistency: 4/5 	How much you'll not hate the opening hand, or how static the cards' effects are. A rating of 5/5 represents a deck that always gets to do what it wants in the first couple turns and whose effects do the same thing every time.
Complexity: 3/5 	How difficult the deck is to play. A rating of 5/5 represents the most difficult deck to master.
As long as Zanzel won't be at exactly 500 Life at the pace you're burning at, you're fine.
Accessibility: 1/5 	How easy it is to get the cards to build the deck. A rating of 5/5 represents a deck anyone could easily and cheaply purchase or create.
Several Epics/Legendaries that are only found in Red Dominion packs. Plus, most cards are limited to their color pack or Beckoned Masters.
Versatility: ?/5 	How difficult the deck is to counter. A rating of 5/5 represents the most difficult deck to play against.
Haven't tested this against other players, but a lot of this deck's strength comes from fighting an AI opponent that doesn't care about effects.
Popularity: ?/5 	How often people play or have played this deck. A rating of 5/5 represents a deck that everyone plays or has played.
No clue m9.
== Decklist ==
 Last updated August 2, 2021.
FIGHTERS 	Importance	Why play them?
Bobaman1 x3 	2/5 	Helps you make a comeback, but if you're playing well you won't need it.
Some ideas on cards to replace this with:
* zKevin - tanky fighter + AoE damage for basically free
* WoodReviewer - tanky boi, with repeatable lifeloss.
* Histor, Blood Warrior - huge boi that buffs itself, with repeatable lifeloss.
* Mzh3000 - 1500 near-guaranteed damage.
* Seranok - Decent stats, but most often used for its ability to safely gen 1Y - meaning you only need 1 card to summon JavierCollin88Poppin. The burn is nice too.
74riley x4 	5/5 	Repeatable burn. Triggers OnEnemyDeath.
chillthrill709 x4 	5/5 	Repeatable lifeloss trigger with decent stats.
UHunterU x4 	5/5 	Repeatable lifeloss trigger with decent stats.
JavierCollin88Poppin x3	5/5 	The entire reason this deck runs Yellow. Repeatable burn triggered by Lifeloss - what's not to love?
Vinrole x3 	5/5 	Shreds Life like it's nobody's business, especially on the first turn.
Fut_re x2 	5/5 	Repeatable burn. Triggers OnEnemyDeath, and can withstand an attack from one of Zanzel's Crystal Golems.
SkySpell x2 	5/5 	
Heavy burn damage that can be repeated multiple times in a turn. Triggers OnDestroy - which means that its effect triggers whenever it destroys a fighter by battle. 
Note that it doesn't have to be attacking for this.
So, Zanzel's fighters can attack it, die, and cause Zanzel to lose 500 Life on their turn!
GodzGalaxy x1 	5/5 	Constantly destroys Zanzel's board - and only that. Very good at triggering OnEnemyDeath fighters.
PoptartNoahh x1 	4/5 	Repeatable lifeloss trigger. Also deals damage to your opponent. Very good at getting Zanzel from 4000 Life to ~600 without much of a hassle.
Don't forget - this fighter doesn't have Haste!
HeyItsColin x1 	5/5 	Repeatable burn AND draw! Triggers OnLifeLoss. It's also a high-Power fighter.
Undead Teddy x4 	5/5 	A repeatable Lifeloss trigger that the AI, for some reason, heavily prioritizes taking down.
Valkyrie in Mourning x4	5/5 	You couldn't run JavierCollin88Poppin or Undead Teddy without this card.
ACTIONS 	 	
Absolute Dominance x3 	4/5 	Draw power enabled by lifeloss. Helps, but isn't required.
Epic Sauce x1 	4/5 	Endgame burn. (I'm talking 600 burn per fighter!) Helps, but isn't required.
=== Deck Code ===
SkySpell|SkySpell|Bobaman1|Bobaman1|Bobaman1|Epic Sauce|Damaging26, Flaming Fighter|Damaging26, Flaming Fighter|Absolute Dominance|Absolute Dominance|Absolute Dominance|HeyItsColin|Undead Teddy|Undead Teddy|Undead Teddy|Undead Teddy|Vinrole|Vinrole|Vinrole|GodzGalaxy|74Riley|74Riley|74Riley|74Riley|Valkyrie in Mourning|Valkyrie in Mourning|Valkyrie in Mourning|Valkyrie in Mourning|UHunterU|UHunterU|UHunterU|UHunterU|JavierCollin88Poppin|JavierCollin88Poppin|JavierCollin88Poppin|chillthrill709|chillthrill709|chillthrill709|chillthrill709|PoptartNoahh
== How to Play ==
This deck does one thing, and it does it well: Burn.
This does not mean that it's fast. On the contrary - it's rather slow.
Note: I've said this once, and I'll say it again: Do NOT put Zanzel at exactly 500 Life. She will NOT force the turn. Instead, she will just cast Alpha Brick's Aid on you.
Earlygame:
* If going first, don't summon Valkyrie in Mourning. Going first means that your fighters won't ready, and the Valkyrie's sole purpose is to die in order to give you those Essences. Plus, it uses valuable Colourless studs that you could use on a Vinrole next turn. Speaking of...
* If you have it, play Vinrole. Zanzel plays right into it, taking ~1000 burn on the first turn.
* Don't let up! Discarding your lowcost cards (chillthrill709 and UHunterU) is almost never a good idea - you'll get overwhelmed.
Midgame:
* Use the cards in your hand to decide if you're going for OnEnemyDeath or Lifeloss triggers, and play accordingly. Sometimes, you just won't have enough cards to justify going for both.
* Play. The. Game.
* Remember that SkySpell readies itself.
Lategame:
* get zanzel to a lil over 500 life
* have her trigger a burn effect
* win
* (unless she skips your turn)
== How to Beat ==
Against conventional decks, this deck is simply Too Slow to keep up.
Category:Non-Competitive Decks