Glass Shattering Experiment/Transcript

(Theme Song)
(Couch Gag: Hyp falls from the couch)
(New morning is coming to New York City, everyone wake up, hoping to have another great day.)
Wild Arms: [Yawns] Good morning, everybody. What a wonderful day. I think we could start it by yoga.
(Everyone yawn and nod in agreement)
Littlefoot: (stretches his 4 legs) This is good.
Wild Arms: Very well. Don't you think? Now get your hands up.
Loofah: (panics) Is he trying to rob us?
Ruby: No, you silly. That's just a part of his yoga. Please calm down and do what we do. You will like it.
Hyp: Ugh! Getor, stop drooling on my feet!
Getor: [Laughing]
Mutt: He's still a little hatchling.
Rocky: Yes, don't be mad at him, Hyp.
Garfield: D'oh! That was gross! Really gross.
Mutt: (doing saltas) Look at me. Bet you can't do it. I can. Because I'm bigger. And flexible. And smart.
Guido: Oh yeah? (does saltas too)
Loofah: Wow!
Wild Arms: Wow. Bravo, Guido! I didn't know you could do this.
Loofah: (gives a thumbs up)
Doofah: [Cheers]
Foobie: [Squeaks] Ah.
Loofah: He likes it too.
Wild Arms: Fine. I think we had enough. Take a rest and have a breakfast.
Littlefoot: Yeah, I'm so hungry.
Ali: Littlefoot's right. I'll have some salad. We must have an energy for today. Especially, Spike here. He's always hungry.
Littlefoot: (eats a salad) Yummy.
Guido: (makes a sandwich) Slice of bread. Tomatoes. Cheese. And salad. (chews it) This is good.
Wild Arms: OK. I'm done. (Goes out the door) Ready to go!
(Electric Light Orchestra's Don't Bring Me Down plays)
(Everyone finish their breakfast, clean the dishes, do some hygiene and follow Wild Arms)
NYC Man: Morning!
(A 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man crawls on the wall)
Spider-Man: Hello!
Wild Arms: Hi, Spidey! How is it going?
Spider-Man: Ah, saving the lives, you know.
Wild Arms: I know. Your life is so difficult. Mine is better.
Spider-Man: Well, you tried the superhero life, didn't you?
Wild Arms: Yes, but I prefer the normal life.
(At the Alley...)
Spider-Man: (fights with 3 street thugs)
Street Thug #1: You can't beat us, Spider-Man!
Street Thug #2: You and your webs are too funny for us!
Street Thug #3: Goodbye!
Spider-Man: Whoa. Wait a minute. (chases the thugs)
(The thugs are running but they all fall into a street hole)
Street Thug #3: What the...? (tries to get out of there)
Spider-Man: Ha! You didn't run long. (see a white Rubik's cube) Huh? (grabs it) I have an idea. This will be perfect as Getor's new toy! (Web swings)
(On the streets...)
Wild Arms: Aahh. What a day. I must have fun. I must.
Pterano: (flies with Etta)
Wild Arms: (breathing fresh air)
Pterano: You are right, Wild Arms. It is a wonderful day. You sure know what it means. It means you must enjoy it. You must! Or it'll quickly pass. And you'll not have a good feeling. I want to enjoy it as well. Same as Etta here. I wonder where others are. But it doesn't matter now. Let's go.
Wild Arms: You can count on me.
Etta: Of course we can. Father and me can count on everyone we know. So it means you too. There is no one we can't. Well, except for our enemies. We can't count on them.
Wild Arms: (thinks) Etta's right. She is very smart Flyer. Maybe I should tell her that. No. That's ridiculous. She will think I'm in love with her. (out loud) Glad to hear that. We are going to enjoy this day and nothing will ruin it.
Pterano: I hope so.
Wild Arms: Me either.
Etta: Same as I.
Pterano: I knew it!
(The trio continues their way when somebody falls on Wild Arms)
Wild Arms: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! OK! OK! OK! Calm down, Wild Arms. Try not to panic. What do you want from me? I give up.
Etta: [Laughs]
Pterano: It's Spider-Man, you silly.
(Spider-Man gets off of Wild Arms)
Spider-Man: I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you? Did I scare you? If yes, then pardon me.
Wild Arms: (lies) Not at all.
Spider-Man: I know you lie. Anyway, look what I've found. (shows the white Rubik's cube)
Wild Arms: It's cute! What are going to do with it?
Spider-Man: I'll give it to Hyp's little brother Getor. He will have a great fun with it. Getor I mean.
Etta: I sure know it's not for you, Spidey. [Laughs]
Wild Arms: (thinks) A Rubik's cube? For Getor? Oh well. Getor will be very happy to have a new toy. Maybe I should find something else too. Like a ball or something.
Pterano: Let's fly!
Spider-Man: Roger that. I am ready. I'll go wherever you say.
(Scene cuts to Rocky's apartment, where the Gang is playing zombies. They are catching themselves. And changing their roles.)
Hyp: That was a good zombie part.
Mary Jane Watson: You were great, Hyp. A better zombie than in horror films. And of course you all, were great too. Not great. You were awesome.
Littlefoot: Thanks, Mary Jane. (blushing)
Guido: That idea playing zombies was Littlefoot's.
Littlefoot: Actually, it was YOURS.
Guido: Don't argument now.
Littlefoot: Fine. Anyway, are you going to get something to eat?
Guido: No. (rubs his belly) I'm full. I will explode if I eat more. So, we finished our play. And we are full. And we are bored. You are so smart. Bring us another game.
Cera: Yes! I wish my mother and siblings were here.
Ali: They are in your heart, Cera.
Nod: (drinks water from a dog bowl)
Spike: I'm full too.
Chomper: Ruby? Are you really in love with Super-Flyer, even if you already know who he is?
Ruby: [Sighs Dreamily] Oh, Super-Flyer. Wait. I'm not in love with him. I'm just a big fan.
Chomper: Never mind
Hyp: Getor, listen.
Getor: Oh.
Loofah: I don't hear anything.
Hyp: But I do.
Guido: He's telling nonsense.
Austin: Right.
Ed: Wait.
Austin: What?
Ed: I really hear something
Guido: What?!
Ali: He's right. I hear it too. It comes from the window.
Shorty: Maybe storm.
Doofah: Nonsense.
Loofah: The sky would be dark. (A loud scream is heard) Oh no.
Doofah: What?
Guido: (takes a deep breath) [Sighs] Fine. Let's ignore it.
Mutt: I'm for it.
Littlefoot: Me too!
Ali: Count me in.
(Wild Arms, Pterano, Etta and Peter Parker flies to the window)
Wild Arms: We're here.
Pterano: Sorry for the loud scream. It was Wild Arms.
Hyp: It was so loud, right Getor?
Getor: [Giggling]
Wild Arms: We found something.
Getor: Huh?
Tricia: Ooh.
Wild Arms: A Rubik's cube. (gives it to Getor)
Getor: [Laughing]
Peter Parker: It was on the ground. So we decided to give it to Getor. I hope he will like it. Right, Hyp? (to Hyp) And there were street thugs. But Spidey beat them. Totally. (to Littlefoot) Littlefoot. You look sad.
Littlefoot: No I don't.
Cera: Yes, you do.
Tricia: [Giggles]
Foobie: [Squeaks]
Guido: Never mind.
Wild Arms: Forget it.
Peter Parker: So...
Ducky: So we can spend another great time. Yep, yep, yep.
Peter Parker: I guess.
Littlefoot: Let's play a game. I came up with a great idea. We can do a pyramid. It's so easy.
Mary Jane: Just be carefull, little ones.
Mutt: Little ones? We're not hatchlings anymore. We're big now. She's talking nonsense. But forget it.
Hyp: Fine. Let's play.
Nod: Yeah, let's play.
Pterano: (releases his wings)
Etta: (releases her wings too)
Wild Arms: (releases his arms near the window)
Etta: Wild Arms, look out!
Pterano: You might break it!
Wild Arms: Don't worry. Nothing can... Whoa! (breaks the window) Oops.
Ducky: Well, that was an oops-eeps.
Doc, the Lone Dinosaur: You broke it.
Wild Arms: I didn't mean to!
Doc: Well, but you did it.
Manager: (comes to them) Who broke the window?!
Rocky: Not me!
Etta: Not me!
Wild Arms: I did, but it was an accident.
Manager: Well, well, well. I see you admitted. I know it was an accident. But you still have to pay it, young man. It's your fault. Or I'll call the police. You're being fined for $15,000.
Guido: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Wild Arms: Come on! I don't have much money. You had to gone crazy.
Peter Parker: I should get home.
Wild Arms: What I am suppose to do?
Doc: To pay the broken window.
Guido: You have to find a job.
Ali: To earn money to pay it.
(On 7th Ave....)
Mama Flyer: Look sweeties. There's a broken window. Let's check it out.
Petrie's Sibling #1: Right, mama.
Petrie's Sibling #2: I can't already wait.
Mama Flyer: I wonder who broke it. My brother Pterano? No. Etta? No way. Littlefoot? No. At last it could be Wild Arms.
Petrie's Sibling #1: Are you sure, mama?
Petrie's Sibling #3: He's so carefully.
(On 226 W 44th St. near Times Square, The Gang, Shorty, the 3 Yellow Bellies, Pterano, Etta, Rocky, Garfield, Melanie, Spider-Man, Getor, and Doc found a truck that was full of glass was parked at the Shubert Theatre.)
Wild Arms: Guys! I think I found a truck. Full of glass!
Spider-Man: That would be the perfect thing to repair that broken window! (to Hyp) Hyp, open that door.
Hyp: Sure. (opens the truck door) Whoa! It's open.
Littlefoot: Now it's see what's in that box.
(Littlefoot opens the box with his tail and inside was a big strawberry)
Chomper: Huh. No glass. But that's one big strawberry!
Wild Arms: [Grunts] Kinda heavy. But it's sure is a yummy strawberry.
(The two big round greeneyes and a small cutesy mouth appear on the strawberry)
Wild Arms: Aaaaaargghh!
Strawberry: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Littlefoot & Ali: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Spider-Man: AaaaAAAAaaaRRrrGGGHHH!!!!
Cera & Spike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Chomper & Ruby: AAAGGGHHH!!!
Ducky, Petrie & Guido: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyp, Mutt and Nod: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Loofah, Doofah and Foobie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Rocky, Garfield & Melanie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pterano & Etta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shorty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc: Hmm.
(A Grumpy Cera holds a sign with her tail that says "Not Amused")
Strawberry: ...aaaaaaaaaahhhh! N-woo? (his vine-like arms and legs and leaf-like hands and feet appear on him)
Wild Arms: Aaaaaaah! (puts down the strawberry and closes the box) [Panting] I was NOT expecting that!
Littlefoot: (SIGHS) A talking strawberry. Wait. ENOUGH!!! Just tell me what exactly does N-WOO MEAN?!
Spider-Man: I don't know.
David (All Dogs Go To Heaven 2): Neither do I!
Cody (The Rescuers Down Under): (slaps David) Hey! Don't be rude!
David: Oops. Sorry.
Wild Arms: Let's get outta here.
Doofah: Dad! You got a little something stick to your tail.
Wild Arms: (sees Barry holding on to his tail) Aah! Get it off! Get it off! Get that thing off me!!! (SHUDDERS)
Doofah: Dad! Calm down!
Etta: Do not panic or it'll get worser!
Wild Arms: It's worser already! I don't want this thing sticked on me! Please get it off! (hold on to a lamppost) Please! Oh, it's off. Phew. (sees Etta is holding Barry the Strawberry in her hands) Etta! Don't touch it! Put it down!
Etta: Look at him.
Wild Arms: (loudest high-pitched girl-like) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA﻿AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
(Wild Arms' longest loudest high-pitched girl-like scream causes windows, street light bulbs, neons, car windows and screens to break around W 44th St.. His scream also shatters Spider-Man's left eye.)
Spider-Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Wild Arms: (continued) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA﻿AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The street lights sprayed sparks and 2 neon signs crashes down to the ground. The grown-ups went to 44th St. to see what happened. They see shattered glass.)
Grandpa Longneck: What happened here?!
Pterano: Wild Arms broke one window, he had to admit it, found a new glass, and living strawberry!
Mama Flyer: Aren't you a little crazy, brother?
Pterano: No! Look!
Barry the Strawberry: (waves to Bron) N-woo!
Bron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Littlefoot: DAD!!! PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!
Mutt: Yeah, Bron! That scream could've deafen us!
Ali: My ears!
Loofah: Are you OK?
Wild Arms: No.
Old One: Calm down, Wild Arms. You sure didn't want the window break. I know you are carefull. But you have no choice. You have to pay it.
Doc: Old One's right. You have to be responsible for your action. And to unmake them.
(Meanwhile Spider-Man swings on his webs and meets the Gang)
Ruby: Spider-Man! Are you OK?
Spider-Man: Yeah, I think it's my eye. (uncovers is shattered eye) How does it look like? Like a broken glass?
Hyp: Whoa!
Nod: Uhh... it looks OK.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Mutt: Your eye is just shattered.
Spider-Man: My eye is what?
Nod: Shattered.
Hyp: You heard him.
Spider-Man: (looks in the mirror) Aah! No! It can't be! It's not true!
Ducky's Sibling #1: Spidey's eye is shattered!
Ducky's Sibling #2: Oh no!
Ducky's Sibling #3: (bursts out laughing)
Ducky's Sibling #4: [Giggles]
Ducky: That is not funny! No, no, no!
Mama Swimmer: Ducky's right.
Spider-Man: I can't believe my left eye is shattered!
Grandpa Longneck: Hmm... Spider-Man... here... lemme see. (looks at Spider-Man's left eye) Ooh, it's a human eye. But no blood. Let's be lucky.
Spider-Man: What the...?! What's going on?! MY EYE IS SHATTERED!!!
Mr. Thicknose: Don't be afraid, it will be all right.
Spider-Man: It's not all right! It's terrible! Terrible! Terrible! How can you say it will be all right?!!
Cera: It will be worser if you panic. Calm down.
Littlefoot: Yeah. Calm down and... Look out!
Spider-Man: What... (dodges a bomb)
(Hobgoblin, Shocker and Kraven appear)
Hobgoblin: What do we have here? It's Spider-Man. And he has a shattered eye.
Shocker: [Laughs]
Spider-Man: It's not funny!
Kraven: (laughs too)
Spider-Man: Stop laughing!
Hobgoblin: Your eye is really shattered!
Wild Arms: (hides behind Spider-Man)
Shocker: Let's do this!
(The Hobgoblin drags Spider-Man to Times Square and he throws him into a Jumbotron)
Hobgoblin: Today, you are a one-eyed friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Beware of your second eye. Or you'll be totally blind.
Shocker: [Laughs Evilly] I'm gonna like hurtin' you. (air blasts)
Spider-Man: I'll show you one-eyed neighbor!
(Spider-Man tries to tie the villains by his webs but they quickly jump away)
Kraven: (sticks his tongue at him) [Blows Raspberry]
Spider-Man: Just wait till my eye is gonna be OK. You evil villains. You'll pay for it.
Kraven: I don't think so.
Shocker: Your shattered eye is not bad to me.
Hobgoblin: Taste this bomb! (throws a bomb)
Spider-Man: (dodges the bomb) HA!
Shocker: (tries to shock Spider-Man but Barry the Strawberry runs and pops out of nowhere)
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo! N-woo!
Hobgoblin, Shocker and Kraven: Aaaaghhh! Retreat!
Spider-Man: (sees the villains running away) I don't get it, why did they run away? Oh, Barry scared them off. (turns to Barry)
Littlefoot: He totally scared the bad guys off.
Spider-Man: He's safe.
Wild Arms: He is! (brings the glass) Out of the way! Eegh! (holds the glass tight) Or I'll break another glass!
Old One: Careful, young man.
Hyp: Don't you dare to break another one.
Hyp's Father: Hyp's right.
Getor: Aw.
Mama Flyer: Let me look at your eye.
Spider-Man: OK.
Mama Flyer: It looks horrible. I've never seen any like this before.
Spider-Man: Don't touch it! Please.
Spider-Man
Who's going to fix my eye?
I don't know.
What if it's a lie?
Mr. Thicknose
Your eye is gonna be fixed.
Don't worry.
It doesn't have to be mixed.
Littlefoot
Fix your eye.
It's not a lie.
Spider-Man
What if it is?
I can't stay like this.
Littlefoot
Spider-Man don't be afraid.
I'm sure your eye will be fixed.
But not by a maid.
Spider-Man
Fix your eye.
Fix your eye.
(The grown-up's bellies rumbles)
Petrie: SHARPTEETH!
Mama Swimmer: Don't be silly, Petrie. This sound was our bellies. (pats her belly) We're getting hungry.
Hyp's Father: Mrs. Swimmer's right. (pats his belly) Yep. We are hungry.
Grandpa Longneck: I'm sorry, Spider-Man. But I think we'll fix your eye tomorrow.
Spider-Man: WHAT????!!!!!
Bron: Don't panic. Your eye will be fixed soon. (turns to the grown-ups) Come on, guys. Let's go to Central Park.
(Meanwhile a bunch of people is gathering around something interesting)
Chomper: Come on guys. Let's see what is going on here. I bet it's something unusual.
Loofah: I can't already wait!
Wild Arms: Me too!
Cera: Oh, I hope those people are dying to see a one-eyed Spider-Man.
Littlefoot: Cera!
Garfield: Don't talk about Spider-Man like that. He's depressed. And sad about his eye.
Rocky: I hope his eye will be alright.
Shorty: Me either. Let's go to the van!
Garfield: Whoo-hoo!
(In their van...)
Chomper: This seat is very comfortable. I like it. Hey, don't push me. Never mind. Where are we?
Shorty: Outside of Manhattan.
Guido: Great. I gotta call Wild Arms... (grabs iPhone to call him) (thinks) No. Wild Arms' high-pitched scream broke my phone. This will not work. [Grunts In Frustration] (out loud) I decided to call him later. It can wait.
Chomper: Well, I have a Super 8 Camera, which is not shattered.
Cera: Not like Spider-Man's eye.
Ali: Cera. Don't be so rude to him. It's not his fault that his eye is shattered. If you have shattered eye, you will feel terrible. Forget it. And talk about him like that ever again. I'm serious.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Ali: Whatcha doin' on the roof, Spider-Man?
Spider-Man: I decided to go with you. I had to run away from these pickers.
Loofah: I'm glad you decided that.
Foobie: Uh-huh.
Spider-Man: At least I have a peace.
Doofah: If I were you, I will feel the same. But I'm just a Yellow Belly.
Spider-Man: (still sitting on the roof) It was my idea to go with you.
Loofah: Mine too. Good thing Dad got us some berries.
Spider-Man: Without them, you will be hungry! [Laughs]
Mutt: Stop laughing or I might get angry!
Littlefoot: Mutt, no! Or you'll be the monster and destroy the van!
Ducky: We don't want to get you angry. No, no, no.
Spike: I regret Spider-Man. He didn't deserve to have a shattered eye. I'm glad my eyes are OK.
Melanie: I hope his eye will be alright soon.
Nod: Yeah, alright soon.
Littlefoot: Are we there yet?
(At the Manhattan...)
Hobgoblin: (planning revenge with Kraven and Shocker) Gentlemen. I have something to announce to you. Attention, please.
Kraven: OK, tell us what your plan is.
Shocker: I hope it is a sweet revenge on Spider-Man. I can't wait to shock him. He'll be very surprised.
Kraven: Yeah. And the city will be ours.
Hobgoblin: Gentlemen, please. Everything will be. But before we start, I need to tell you something. One of Spider-Man's eyes is shattered now. You sure know what that means. He's now blind on one eye. And we can easily defeat him. Bet he'll not be able to fight. With one eye it's difficult to orientate. You see. He's now blind. But I already mentioned it. OK, here's the plan. I will surprise him. Shocker, you will shock him. Kraven, you will hunt him. Leave the rest to me. I hope you like my plan. If not, then bye-bye. But I'm sure you're with me. Enough blabbering. Let's find Spider-Man.
Shocker: OK, what was the first part again?
Hobgoblin: (facepalms) Idiots.
(On Maspeth Ave., outside of Manhattan, Littlefoot, his friends, Shorty, the 3 Yellow Bellies, Pterano, Etta, Barry the Strawberry, Rocky, Garfield, Melanie, Spider-Man, and Getor parked their van at Mark Wholesale to train station near the train tracks.)
Chomper: I can't forget the strawberry's eyes.
Mutt: Me neither! I almost had a heart attack. You hadn't? (sees Spider-Man's shattered eye) Oh, no!
[Laughter]
Spider-Man: Why are you laughing?
Ducky: Because your eye look really funny! Yep, yep, yep!
Guido: Mark Wholesale. This is where we shoot this scene.
Chomper: Get the camera set up. Hyp, make sure that the batteries are in the camera!
Hyp: Roger that!
Chomper: And Wild Arms can do the makeup.
Wild Arms: With pleasure!
(Meanwhile Etta talks with Barry)
Etta: You look so yummy.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Etta: I'll not eat you.
Wild Arms: [Scoffs] Fine. Can we start?
Etta: I brought Barry the Strawberry.
Garfield: At least we can have a yummy snack. This kind of fruit is my favorite. Try not to stop me. I'm gonna eat it. I'm serious.
Wild Arms: No, Garfield. It's a living strawberry. And we do not eat living things. It's gross. And unfair. And dangerous. Period. Plus: we have to keep him safe from Hobgoblin, Shocker and Kraven.
Barry the Strawberry: Etta.
Wild Arms: He said your name. He's learning quickly. I can't believe it. Talking strawberry. If this is a dream, please wake me up. Or rather not.
Pterano: (hears a growl) Hmm.
Wild Arms: WHAT WAS THAT??!
Pterano: [Chuckles] It's just my tummy. It's a little hungry. (eats a treestar)
Wild Arms: Huh. OK.
Ruby: [Giggles] Wild Arms was pretty scared, scared pretty was Wild Arms.
Chomper: So this scene is chatable. Melanie, go right there. Rocky, go on the other side. There. Now it's perfect.
Rocky: Uh... OK, Chomper.
Chomper: So Garfield, prepare. Once Shorty says "Action", all of you will play your roles.
Garfield: OK. I can't already wait.
Doofah: (walks to a car) [High-pitched Screaming]
(Doofah's loud High-pitched screaming shatters one of the car's windows)
Wild Arms: (angrily) DOOFAH! Stop screaming and shut up!!!
Doofah: (stops screaming and starts to cry) I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry. (tears are falling from her eyes)
Nod: That was rude!
Spider-Man: (rolls his eyes) Here we go again.
Shorty: OK, let's rehearse this. Ready. And... action!
Rocky: This is a busy place. Tell me, Candace, you're so smart.
Melanie: Daff. You're right. This is a busy place. The busiest I've ever seen.
Rocky: Antker, look. To the sky. It's beautiful.
Garfield: I see nothing.
Rocky: But look closer.
Melanie: Yes.
Garfield: I still see nothing. It's just a regular sky. You must be dreaming.
Rocky: No! I saw the UFO!
Melanie: Really!
Rocky: How was it?
Littlefoot: Um... It was good.
Hyp: (gives a thumbs up) Very well.
Getor: [Laughing And Cheering]
Loofah: You were great!
Doofah: (still cries) I didn't want to. Really. (cries and cries)
Wild Arms: (calms her down) There, there. It's OK. I sorry I yelled at you.
Ducky: It is OK, Doofah. It is, it is.
(They hear a horn and Chomper runs to see a train coming)
Chomper: Production value! Mutt, did you put it in?
Mutt: Uhh... I didn't.
Chomper: PUT IT IN!! Let's be quick. Go! Go! Go! Wild Arms, help him! (thinks) Oh, I hope we don't miss it.
(The bells on the crossing started to ding)
Mutt: Done!
Chomper: OK, guys be EXTRA LOUD when the train comes by.
Shorty: And... action!
Rocky: This is a busy place. Tell me, Candace, you're so smart.
Melanie: Daff. You're right. This is busy place. The busiest I've ever seen.
Rocky: Antker, look. To the sky. It's beautiful.
Garfield: I see nothing.
Rocky: But look closer.
Melanie: Yes.
Garfield: I still see nothing. It's just a regular sky. You must be dreaming.
Rocky: No! I saw the UFO!
Melanie: Really!
Chomper: Cut! This needs some adventure.
(Littlefoot looks at the speeding train about to go under a bridge and looks up to see the Hobgoblin gliding through the air with a bomb in his hand.)
Littlefoot: Oh boy. We got a problem.
Spider-Man: What problem? Oh... (looks at the Hobgoblin) [Gasps]
(The Hobgoblin throw the bomb at the train. The bomb explodes, making the train to derail.)
Wild Arms: Aaaaaagh! Run!!
(The gang ran, the people gets out of their cars, the 150 train cars derail and an explosion goes off)
Hyp: Chomper was right! It really needed an adventure!
Cera: I'm not so sure about this.
(Ducky, Guido and Petrie hides under a car that was parked at the Bo Da Fa Trading Inc. building.)
Petrie: Me really scared.
Guido: What did you expect?
(The train cars crushes and explosions go off)
Wild Arms: AAGGHH!!!
Nod: Yeah, AAGGHH!!!
(Then 4 train cars slides across the street, running into the  Bo Da Fa Trading Inc. building, throwing Ducky, Petrie and Guido.)
Guido: I'm OK!
(More train cars derail and more explosions go off, throwing and crushing cars, one destroying a railroad crossing sign, one tilts a lamppost, one hits a wooden pole, and one destroys Chain Link Fence, a car flies in the air and lands to the streets, causing an explosion, the gang ran on Rust St., a tank car blocks their way and the gang ran back)
Wild Arms: I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
(More train cars crashed into the derailed train cars, one hits a truck full of fuel, sending it flying in the air and lands to the street, causing an explosion. The last 5 train cars crashed and exploded, left none of themselves)
Wild Arms: (shakes his body in fear) Is everything over?
Ali: Wild Arms! It stopped!
Wild Arms: YAY!
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo! N-woo!
Spider-Man: Even Barry likes it!
Ducky: I see. Yep, yep, yep.
(Hyp pops his head from his hideout)
Hyp: Is it over?
Mutt: It is.
Littlefoot: Yet we have to finish our recording.
Shorty: Yes, we have to.
Loofah: Doofah! Come out, it's over.
Doofah: (raises from the debris)
Loofah: (hugs Doofah) Glad you're OK.
Doofah: Me too, brother.
Loofah & Doofah: Let's dance! (Does a Yellow Belly dance) [Laughing]
Guido: Very funny. But let's finish our recording. It will be better. There's no more explosions.
(The last explosion goes off)
Wild Arms: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guido: I think we should investigate the crash.
Shorty: I think so.
(They continue in their recording while investigating the train wreck)
Hyp: That was horrible. I wasn't expecting any of it. Anyway. Who was that? Who caused this derailment?
Spider-Man: It was Hobgoblin.
Pterano: Who is Hobgoblin?
Spider-Man: One of my enemies. He's very strong, clever, and dangerous.
Ali: Enough of it!
Littlefoot: Oh, I almost forgot about Barry.
Barry the Strawberry: Oh.
Littlefoot: Let's see.
Etta: Oh no. Littlefoot, don't open the crate.
Wild Arms: You don't know what will happen.
(But Littlefoot doesn't listen to them)
Littlefoot: Don't worry. It's food.
Ali: Well in that case... (shrugs) Open it.
Littlefoot: (opens the crate with his forelegs and Barry the Strawberry boos at him) AAHH! (falls flat on his back and gets up on his 4 feet)
Spider-Man: We told you.
Petrie: The strawberry annoys me.
Ducky: Me too. Yep, yep, yep.
Spike: I'm afraid. If you want, I'll eat it. And this will be over. There's nothing else to do.
Cera: Eat it if you want.
Getor: [Cooing]
Barry the Stawberry: N-woo.
Getor: Ah.
Hyp: Stop!
Foobie: [Squeaks]
Wild Arms: I have an idea. Take the strawberry to a jar. And lock it.
Guido: And he will die because he will not breath. I don't think so...
(They heard a loud bang)
Spider-Man: (spider-sense goes off) Huh?
(They here the bang again)
Littlefoot: What was that?
Spider-Man: I don't know, but be prepared.
(Getor hold his white Rubik's cube tight. They see a train car lying on it's side it moves a little. Its door comes off, flies in the air and crashes to the ground)
Wild Arms: AAAHHH! It almost hit me. I must be more careful.
(A knife slashes Spider-Man's arm)
Spider-Man: Ow!
(The Hobgoblin, Shocker, and Kraven appears)
Hobgoblin: Surprise!
Littlefoot: You again! What the heck? Are you Virgil van Dijk or something?
Hobgoblin: No, boy. I'm Hobgoblin. This is Shocker. And this is Kraven! Remember us?
Shocker: (prepares to shock Spider-Man)
Kraven: You have one eye shattered. How awful. Enough. Time to finish it.
Spider-Man: Not so fast!
Hobgoblin: OK. Say hello to a Tacodile.
(A Tacodile appears out of the train car)
Hyp & Mutt: (scream and hugs each other tight) AAAAHHHH!!!!
Spider-Man: Wow. What a beast. Get to the van. I'll slow them down.
Guido: What about you?
Ducky: Just listen to him. Yep, yep, yep.
Pterano: Let's get outta here.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo!
(Spider-Man tries to tie the villains, but they made swinging him into a train car.)
Spider-Man: Crud. I hope my eye will be fixed soon.
(The Tacodile chases Doofah)
Doofah: Aaaah! Aghhhhh!
Spider-Man: Doofah, grab my hand! (pulls Doofah up) [Strains] Jeez! You weighted 20 pounds!
Doofah: Wow. My body was heavy. Thanks for saving me.
Spider-Man: Phew. (sees the police with flashlights) We shouldn't be here. Lets head back to Manhattan!
(In the van...)
Hyp: (shakes in fear)
Wild Arms: What we're gonna do?!! That train could've killed us!
Ali: Calm down, Wild Arms. Try not to panic.
Melanie: Ali's right. It would be only worser.
Garfield: D'oh!
Littlefoot: Guys, keep it down.
Petrie: Petrie never panics.
Ducky: (pats him) It's OK, Petrie.
Ruby: I hope this will be over soon, soon over be will this.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Ruby: [Laughs] Your "N-woo" is so funny. Funny so is your "N-woo".
Rocky: Ruby. We are in danger and you're laughing. Safe it for later when this problem is over.
Act 2: Here Comes The Foodimals
(At Central Park...)
Bron: I wonder where are our kids.
Ali's Mother: And my little Ali.
Grandma Longneck: I'm afraid a little.
Hyp's Father: [Chuckles] My Hyp and Getor are sure OK. They are tough like me. They never have any trouble. Have they? No. (chuckles louder) They are big enough to take care of themselves! Not like your kids! Ha!
Tria: Mr. Runner. Don't talk about the children like that. They are OK. Trust me. I know. And shut up.
Mr. Threehorn: Yeah!
Tricia: [Giggles]
Ducky's Sibling #1: Is it true?
Ducky's Sibling #2: What?
Ducky's Sibling #3: Is Spider-Man's eye really shattered?
Ducky's Sibling #4: How bad is it?
Ducky's Sibling #5: Will he be OK?
Mama Swimmer: I hope so, sweeties. Why are you panicking?! Please, calm down. His eye will be alright. I know it. (hugs her children)
Ducky's Sibling #6: Mama, I have a bad feeling.
Ducky's Sibling #7: About what?
Ducky's Sibling #1: About this!
Mama Flyer: (turns to see the 3 villains)
Petrie's Sibling #1: AAHH! (hides behind his/her mother)
Petrie's Sibling #2: (hides too)
Mama Flyer: I'll protect you, sweethearts.
Mr. Threehorn: (prepares his horns) I'll show them!
Hyp's Father: Yes. If they hurt my sons, they will pay. I'm serious. (prepares to fight) Ahh. No.
Mama Flyer: (thinks) If they hurt my brother Pterano, I'll be mad.
Mama Swimmer: Calm down, sweeties. Mama's here. You're safe with me. You're safe.
Bron: (prepares his tail)
(Back at Rex's Pizza...)
Littlefoot: Man, I'm glad the danger's over.
Guido: Me too. I'll tell you what was the worst. The Tacodile. It's even worse and scary than a Sharptooth!
Littlefoot: It looked like an overgrown Belly-dragger.
Guido: You're right. I've never seen any creature like this Tacodile before. It was very weird. Like creature made of food! Very unusual. The Tacodile MAYBE that train ate. But I guess it's impossible. Nonsense.
Littlefoot: I guess so. Wait?! You said it ate that train?!
Guido: (sweats) I'm not so sure. I just guess.
Littlefoot: Me too.
Guido: Now I'm hungry. I'll have a salad.
Littlefoot: And I'll have carrots.
Spider-Man: You guys are right. We should eat now and forget that nightmare.
Hyp: Mutt, why are you still hugging me?
Mutt: Because I can't forget the terrible adventure.
Hyp: Just think of something else and you will forget.
Mutt: Thanks for your advice. I will try. Think of something else. Think. Think. Think. Ohhh! I can't! I can't! Sorry.
Nod: Uh, Mutt. Y'know, you can focus if you are able to.
Hyp: Nod's right. I can focus too and get the horrible thoughts out of my head. There's no problem. If you can focus, you will get the thoughts out of your head too. Try it. Please! It will work! Just try it! You will be fine. You will.
Ali: Do you think it'll work, Ruby?
Ruby: I sure think, think sure I.
Ali: Me too.
Wild Arms: I don't think.
Doofah: Why?
Wild Arms: You know Mutt. He can't forget quickly. He's not able to and so am I. I can never forget quickly. Never.
Doofah: Come on, Dad. You can if you want. Can't you? I thought so. Are you a coward?
Wild Arms: (grabs her head feathers) Listen to me. Don't you call me like that. I'm no coward. NO COWARD. And I let you go. OK?
Doofah: OK. Let go of my feathers. Sorry. It was just an innocent question.
Loofah: (sarcastically) Very innocent.
Wild Arms: Now if you excuse me... (holds a camera) I have to finish my recording. (turns it on)
Jessie Wilde: What?
Littlefoot: It was his idea recording.
Jessie: I got it.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Jessie: Ah! Who said that?!
Hyp: Barry the Strawberry.
Jessie: Who is it?
Hyp: A living strawberry with two real big round green eyes. And innocent look in them. And a small cutesy mouth. And a big smile. And teeth, and has green arms and legs made of leaves. And a big grin. You better be carefull around him. He might bite you when he gets mad. Well, he has no teeth. And y'know what's INSIDE the train car? Tacodile!
Jessie: What's a Tacodile?
Spike: A monster resembling crocodile but made of food.
Garfield: D'oh. What a terrible monster. You don't want to see it. It's worser than a Godzilla. Or King Kong. Really. Don't want to see it.
Rocky: (shakes in fear)
Guido: [Gulps]
Ruby: I can't forget the monster. The monster forget can't I. It's even scarier than a Sharptooth. Really. It is like an overgrown Belly-dragger, made of food, with a Sharptooth roar.
Mary Jane Watson: Can you please stop talking about the food monster?!
Littlefoot: I can't hear it!
Ruby: Fine.
Ali: Alright. So, where were we?
Loofah: We have to finish the recording.
Doofah: To earn the money for Dad to pay the broken window.
Loofah: Why him? (thinks) My dear Doofah is right. Isn't she?
Doofah: Never mind. Let's finish it. I'm sick and tired of it already. Are you not? [Sighs] Never mind.
Guido: She's right. I'm tired too. I've had enough today. Finish it. I'll take a rest.
Foobie: Hmm.
Loofah: OK.
Guido: As I was saying-- (sees a leek)
Loofah: THERE'S A LEEK ON THE WINDOW!
Leek: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Guido: (flings the leek outside, and went back to the Yellow Bellies) As I was saying, what IS that train carrying?
Loofah: Tacodile. And vegetable.
Ducky: Oh my. No, no, no. Vegetable you say? I'd say it's scary.
Loofah: (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) Remember kids. Don't play with your food. It might revive. And grow big. And run after you. And eat you. Just kidding. (resumes the action)
Petrie: Me really scary.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo?
Petrie: What if monster find us and eat us?
Littlefoot: Don't be silly, Petrie.
Jessie: We'll handle it.
Ed: Right, we'll kick it's butt. That's for sure.
Austin: Yeah.
Littlefoot: (smiles)
Wild Arms: (clenches his teeth)
Ducky: Yep, yep, yep.
Wild Arms: (sweats)
(They go outside)
Wild Arms: Do you think you'll handle the monster?
Littlefoot: I'm 8 years old, so I'll not. But all of us can defeat it.
Ali: Yes!
Spider-Man: Littlefoot's right.
Mutt: He sure is.
Barry the Strawberry: (walks to Wild Arms and hugs his leg) N-woo.
Wild Arms: Aah! Barry! Don't touch me.
Etta: You're being harsh.
Wild Arms: What do you mean? He's so sticky. And yucky. And--
(They heard a rumble)
Spider-Man: What was that?
Hyp: Is it another earthshake?
Littlefoot: No. It's--
(A stampede of Bananostrichs runs down the street)
Wild Arms: BANANOSTRICHS! Run! Agh!
(The gang run, Spider-Man swings on his webs, Bananostrichs chase them, screeching and making dolphin noises and Wild Arms hits his nose on a streetlight)
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo!
Mary Jane Watson: What's going on?
Littlefoot: No time for explaining! Run! Run!
Cera: They look like a stampede of Egg Stealers!
Loofah: They're foodimals.
Guido: So THAT'S how this train is carrying something weird. And why do we call them "Food-imals"?
Wild Arms: (rubs his nose) Well, we have to do something, we have to. Ohh, my nose.
Mary Jane Watson: Hello, dino kids... (sees Barry the Strawberry) [Gasps] Who is that?
Loofah: It's Barry the Strawberry.
Ducky: We first met him in box. Then, he came to life. And made us problems. And, there's a train crash and there's ALOT of explosions.
Mary Jane: Wow!
Spider-Man: Yeah. Wild Arms shattered my eye. See. It's really shattered.
Foobie: [Squeaks Questioningly]
Guido: He said "Shall we have fun now?"
Nod: Good thinking, Foobie!
Loofah: You are reading my thoughts. Give me a belly bump! (gives a belly bump) [Laughs]
Hyp: Alright, no time for fun. We had a long day. I'm so tired... [Yawns] It's almost night.
Rocky: (yawns too)
Mutt: [Yawns] It's been a long day.
Ali: Yes. It was. We should go home and sleep. We'll finish this tomorrow.
(That night...)
Spider-Man: I'll go to talk with Wild Arms about my shattered eye, nothing else. (Swings to Rocky's apartment) Wild Arms! I'm sorry to wake you up, but I need to talk with you.
Wild Arms: You think that I shattered your eye?
Spider-Man: No. But when you accidentally broke the window, some of the fragments must flew over and one of them must hit me in the eye and shattered it.
Wild Arms: I really didn't mean to do it!
Spider-Man: Don't worry, you'll earn money to pay the broken window and my eye will heal. (Web swings)
(The next morning...)
Littlefoot: (wakes up and yawns) Good morning, everyone!
Loofah: Good morning, Littlefoot. I hope you slept well. Now we'll have breakfast and finish our chores.
Littlefoot: You're reading my thoughts.
Loofah: Really? I didn't know it.
Chomper: (rolls his eyes)
Peter Parker: (comes in) Hi, everybody!
Rocky: Hi, Peter!
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Peter Parker: That's a live strawberry.
Ducky: Yep, yep, yep.
Jessie: Have you heard of a train crash? It's on the news.
(A News Anchorman is speaking on TV)
News Anchorman: (on TV) We have Breaking News at  Mark Wholesale. A train carrying cargo had crashed. No one was hurt. Everyone are alive. But there is a strange thing. The train carried food. But not an ordinary food. This food is living. Stay home and don't go out. Just for sure.
Train Driver: (record) I've seen it. The monster. And other living food. It scared all of the passengers. Including me! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Man: What are you doing? GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE A CHEESPIDER RIPS YOU TO PIECES, YOU NITWIT!! (Shadowed man proceeds to smash camera)
News Anchorman: (on TV) Never mind. Now back to the news. As I said before. Stay at your home. Or the food will eat you. Bearricade yourself. And wait until it is all over. I hope our Spider-Man will solve this problem, if not him, then nobody will. Thanks for watching us and goodbye for now.
Littlefoot: Oh my. We can't tell the grown-ups.
Peter Parker: We have to stop the massacre. Who's with me?
Ducky: I am! Yep, yep, yep.
Ruby: Me too!
Doofah: I'm not so sure about this. I'll stay here!
Rocky: No, you are coming with us!
Melanie: I'm coming too!
Rocky: (smiles at her)
Guido: Me too!
Petrie: Me too!
Guido: (places his hand on Petrie's shoulder) Petrie, I want you to come with us.
Petrie: Thanks. You're so nice, Guido.
Guido: (hugs Petrie)
Ducky: Aw... That's sweet.
Getor: Ooh.
Hyp: Ooh.
Getor: Ah.
Hyp: I think his white Rubik's cube did something strange.
Mutt: What?
Littlefoot: I don't see anything strange.
Ali: Me neither.
Hyp: (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) Remember kids. Don't try this at home. Or something bad will happen to you. (resumes the action)
Littlefoot: Back to the work! AND if there was one thing I would like to ask, WHAT DOES N-WOO MEAN?!
Ali: Uhh... In here.
Littlefoot: Oh.
(At The Pond in Central Park...)
Mama Swimmer: (rubs her stomach) Ahhh. It was a delicious snack. Now I'm gonna rest.
Ducky's Sibling: (hugs her) Mama.
Ducky's Sibling #2: I wonder where Ducky and the others is.
Ducky's Sibling #3: Maybe they're with Spider-Man.
Ducky's Sibling #4: Or they're in danger.
Ducky's Sibling #5: (shrugs)
Ducky's Sibling #6: Who knows.
Mama Swimmer: Don't worry, sweeties.
Ducky's Sibling: Mama! Look!
(A flock of Flamangos and Watermelophants were there)
Mama Swimmer: Oh, my goodness! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?! OH NO!!!! OK. Keep calm. Go hide somewhere, sweeties. I'll call Ducky.
(At the wreckage at  Mark Wholesale ...)
Mike Griffin: What's happened?
Randy Perlman: Some kinda train wreck.
Mike: It looks strange.
Randy: Yeah.
Fireman: Out of the way, we have to water the fire!
Doctor: There sure are wounded people.
Mike: I think so.
Fireman #2: It could be Cliff Mars.
Spider-Man: Or maybe it's Hobgoblin. Yesterday, he attacked the innocent. I saw him. And his henchmen too.
Train Driver: Somebody help us!
Pterano: Look Etta at the crushed train!
Etta: I see it, Dad.
Spider-Man: Oh, guys! Glad you're here!
Mike: OK, people. Leave this job to us. Spidey, go and check the city.
Spider-Man: Thanks! (jumps on Pterano's back)
Pterano: Wow. You're so heavy, Spidey. (flies away)
(At Rocky's apartment...)
Barry the Strawbarry: N-woo.
Ducky: He is cute. Yep, yep, yep. We can keep him as a pet.
Guido: I think it will be cool.
Cera: Hmph. I think not.
Wild Arms: Should we tell the grown-up that there is living food?
(the phone rings)
Ducky: It's my mama. (jumps onto the table and answers the phone) Hello.
Mama Swimmer: (on phone) Hi, sweetie. We have a problem here. There's a living food attacking us. Please come and help us.
Ducky: Don't worry, Mama. I will.
Mama Swimmer: (on phone) That's my girl. And bring your friends too. You can't handle it alone. Really. I need to end now.
Ducky: OK. Bye. (hangs the phone) Fine. Let's go. (jumps on Spike's back)
Barry the Strawberry: (jumps on Ali's back) Saspa.
Ali: OK, you can come with us, Barry.
(Meanwhile...)
Bron: What's up, Doc?
Doc: I see living food here and citizens panicking.
Bron: Oh, boy. That's not good. We have to do something or the whole city will be covered in food.
Doc: You're right. The food is coming here.
NYC Man: Run for your lives!
NYC Kid: Help!
NYC Woman: HELP!
(They see Grandpa Longneck and a Wild Scallion fighting over food)
Grandpa Longneck: No! Mine! That's NOT yours! Ugh. What am I doing? I am acting like a child. Sorry.
Bron: HEY, PAPA LONGNECK!
Grandpa Longneck: What is it, Bron?
Doc: Hmm. We need help from you.
Hyp's Father: You got that right, run for your lives!!
Bron: Don't panic!
Doc: It is very hard. But I'm still.
Hyp's Father: Don't let the food get me!
(Then...)
Pterano: Hello. What's going on here? You're arguing and the living food is attacking innocent people!
Grandma Longneck: Hello.
Pterano: Yaaah!
Grandma Longneck: You sound funny, but it's no time to laugh now.
Pterano: No! Yaaah!
Grandma Longneck: Oh, Pterano, it's just a tomato.
Tomato: [Whimpers]
(On 51st St...)
Littlefoot: We have to find Hobgoblin and kick his butt!
Cera: Yeah, let's kick Hobgoblin's green ol' butt! 
(Wild Arms appears, stops the action, pulls a curtain down, breaking the fourth wall)
Wild Arms: The following scene contains a ton of violence and stuff like that. so DON'T LET YOUR KIDDOS WATCH IT!
Cera: Take the stupid curtain off, it's not violent!
Wild Arms: OK. (Takes the curtain off and resumes the action)
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Rocky: OK, we have a new problem! Hobgoblin's name! It sounds wayyyy too much like that frog. So what do we do?
Spider-Man: Easy, we find him.
Guido: It's not that hard.
Littlefoot: Watch out! They're gonna crash! AAHH!
(The car crashes into a building's window)
Ali: Ooh.
(Spider-Man is tied up with cheese)
Spider-Man: Help. This cheese is sticky.
Wild Arms: Hold on. I'm gonna cut the cheese.
(The cheese farts as Wild Arms cuts it, setting Spider-Man free)
All: MUTT!
Mutt: (his cheeks turns red) Oops, sorry.
Hyp: You need to control yourself!
Getor: [Giggles]
Mutt: It's not funny!
Wild Arms: That was the cheese.
Spider-Man: Thanks. But that's one cheesy spider web made of cheese. I think it's a cheeseburger like spider.
Wild Arms: A living cheeseburger. With french fry legs and sesame seed eyes. Can make a cheesy spider-web. I think it's a--
(A Cheespider land behind them)
Wild Arms: CHEESPIDER!!!! RUN!
Guido: (passes out and Littlefoot grabs him, using his lips)
Littlefoot: We need to do something!.
Ali: Before it's too late!
Mutt: (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) That Cheespider is creepy. You shouldn't do this at home. I'd say no.
(Scene switches to a tiny Mutt fighting a Cheespider)
Mutt: Come on, Cheesmonster! Ya want some of me?!
(Camera then scene switches to normal Mutt)
Mutt: OK, Cheesy. But I have to get back to running. (resumes the action)
Hyp: Right.
Spider-Man: OK, sure thing. (swings on his webs)
Ruby: Guys, there's an alley right there! Let's hide in it.
(The gang hides in the alley)
Littlefoot: (puts Guido down) Be quiet.
(Mutt started drooling)
Hyp: You're disgusting!
Mutt: I can't help it. (his tummy growls) I'm hungry.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
(Mutt's spit drips on Ducky)
Ducky: It is yucky, Mutt!
Cera: Shhh!
Littlefoot: Now, we just have to know what was in the train, and who was driving that train! Oh, that's the train driver who was driving that train, and it's carrying foodimals and other cargo.
Mutt: (holds his belly) I can see. Let's go.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
(Back at Central Park...)
(A bunch of Shrimpanzees appears)
Hyp's Father: AAHH!!!
Pterano: Try not to panic!
Pachycephalosaurus: (reads a newspaper) "Hobgoblin derails a train carrying cargo at Supply Corp. in Middle Village, Brooklyn." (closes the newspaper) That's not good.
Hyp's Father: I think they're food-like-animals.
Corythosaurus: What do you mea—Holy MOTHER OF MEWTWO!!!
Prosaurolophus: Foodimals?!
Hyp's Father: AAHH!!!
Pterano: (facepalms)
Etta: Look at that!
Iguanodon: What?
Hypacrosaurus: Oh no!
(Back at The Pond...)
Mama Swimmer: [Whimpering] Get away from me!
Lambeosaurus: It's OK, Ms. Swimmer. These foodimals are harmless.
Mama Swimmer: Harmless?!
Corythosaurus: Be calm.
Female Corythosaurus: They'll not hurt you.
Male Corythosaurus: We promise.
Doofah: Just think of something else.
Ducky's Sibling: Mama, look!
(4 Apple Pie-thons appear in front of Mama Swimmer)
Mama Swimmer: [Gasps]
Lambeosaurus: Don't worry. As long as you don't scream, you'll—
Mama Swimmer: (high-pitched) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... 
Corythosaurus: (covers his ears) AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
Pachycepahlosaurus: (Covers his ears) [Screeching]
(Ms. Swimmer's high pitched scream causes lamppost light bulbs, street light bulbs, windows, traffic lights, LED pedestrian signals, and car windows to break and crack on 5th Ave. and W 59th St.)
Mama Swimmer: (high-pitched, continued) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Doofah: Now I can't hear anything!
Corythosaurus: That was a loud scream. My ears are ringing.
Elder NYC Man: My ears!
NYC Man: I'm deaf now!
(On 5th Ave....)
Wild Arms: I hear a scream! Wonder what was THAT scream?
Ducky: It's my mama's scream! C'mon, I think she's in---
Guido: Ducky, look out! (grabs her arm to stop her)
Ducky: Aagh!
Spider-Man: What's this?
Littlefoot: That's glass. Broken glass.
Cera: [Sighs In Frustration] How are WE are to go through shards of glass without cutting ourselves?
Mutt: We'll just have to wear boots.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Hyp: This will be a piece o' cake.
(the Piece of Cake shrugged in confusion)
(In the sky...)
Mama Flyer: Do you see something, sweetie?
Petrie's Sibling: No, Mama.
(Fruit Cockatiels and Cucumbird appear)
Petrie's Sibling #2: AAHH!
Mama Flyer: Calm down, sweethearts.
Petrie's Sibling #3: AAAHHH!!!
Mama Flyer: [Sighs] Children.
Petrie's Sibling #4: It's just a foodimal.
(At Bethesda Fountain in Central Park...)
Pterano: We have to be carefull, Old One.
Old One: They can be anywhere.
Pterano: That's right. Just be... (whacks a Mosquitoast) What the...? Mosquitoast?!
Old One: Mosquitoast? Huh.
Pterano: Yes.
Old One: (Whacks a Mosquitoast with her tail) What's do you wanna ask?
(A bunch of Hippotatomus were at the lake.)
Pterano: Oh, that train was carrying foodimals and other cargo.
Old One: OK. But what are these in the lake? Hippo-like-potatoes?
Pterano: Yes. They're Hippotatomus.
Old One: That's ridiculous.
(Back at W. 59th St....)
Littlefoot: We made it!
Ducky: Yep, yep, yep.
Petrie: Not a single cut!
Nod: Yeah, not a single cut!
(The gang takes off their boots)
Ducky: Now we can continue. Oh, and try not to encounter any foodimals. I'm afraid of them. I am, I am.
Wild Arms: Uhh...Ducky... Behind you.
Ducky: There's a Cheespider standing right behind me, isn't he? (turns around to see a Cheespider) Aaaaah!
Cera: Stand back! (brushes her left front foot against the sidewalk and prepares her horn at the Cheespider) Come on, Cheespider! You want a piece of those horns!?
Spider-Man: Wait, Cera! (comes slowly closer to the Cheespider and touches him) Good Cheespider. Hey, he IS a good Cheespider.
Cera: What the...?
(The Cheespider lays down)
Spider-Man: Huh. I guess he wants his buns scratched.
Gudio: (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) Seriously! That Cheespider wants his buns to be SCRATCHED! You even though it was just a joke here, but that was just a pun. (resumes the action)
Barry the Strawberry: Oh.
Guido: Maybe he's tired.
Spike: I think so.
Hyp: Stop it or I'll sleep too!
Getor: Ah! (points)
Littlefoot: What is it, Getor?
(Getor points at the Tacodile, standing behind)
All: Aaaaargh!!!
Shorty: Wasn't that Tacodile from the train?
Littlefoot: Yes. And it seems... friendly. I think all the foodimals want to help us.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Wild Arms: But first, we have to earn money and fix that window.
Wild Arms
I need to earn the money
To fix the broken window
Rocky
Yes, you do honey
You need to fix the window
Garfield
When it's fixed
And mixed
[Burps]
Wild Arms
I need to earn my money
Spider-Man
Yes you need
Yes you need
Littlefoot
To fix the window
To fix the window
Ducky
Yep, yep, yep
Petrie
Yes, yes, yes
The Gang
To earn it
To earn it
Ali
To fix the window
Wild Arms
I'll earn them
I'll earn them
Rocky: (Stops the action and starts breaking the fourth wall) Hey, who invited Pokemon onto this episode? (resumes the action)
Wild Arms: Let's go to earn the money!
Loofah: I'm with you!
Foobie: Yay!
Act 3: The Search for Chester V
(At Central Park...)
Mama Swimmer: I hope the little ones are OK, I have a bad feeling.
Hyp's Father: Me too.
Bron: Don't worry, they sure are OK.
Doofah: I hope so.
Female Maiasaura: Umm...
Maiasaura: Wild Arms?!
(Wild Arms runs to them)
Wild Arms: HELP! HELP! HELP. We have to stop Hobgoblin, Shocker and Kraven.
Grandpa Longneck: WHAT?!
Pachycephalosaurus: Ugh, these guys. I'll show 'em those 3 guys!
Lambeosaurus:
Prosaurolophus:
(Barry the Strawberry is hugging Wild Arms' leg with a helmet on his head)
Barry the Strawberry: [Speaking Gibberish]
Wild Arms: Barry, I need you to TBA.
Barry the Strawberry: Oh.
All: N-WOO...
(A lot of foodimals appear from behind the grown-ups)
Pterano: What the...?
Doofah:
Mr. Threehorn: What are those things?
Wild Arms: Foodimals.
Mama Flyer: TBA. TBA. TBA??? TBA, TBA.
Petrie's Sibling:
Mama Swimmer: [Gulps] Oh, I hope we can TBA. TBA. TBA?
(The gang enters the crashed train at Mark Wholesale, the gang hides under a crate as a shadowy figure walks by)
Littlefoot: And now... the reveal!
(Littlefoot knocks down the figure with a headbutt and to their complete surprise, it's Chester V, a tall, slender and elderly man in a orange vest and black pants and shoes, short white beard and wears thick eyeglasses, head, neck, and the collar of his vest resemble an incandescent light bulb from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2)
The Gang: Aaaah!
Mutt: What the heck? (quietly) It's him. It's him. Oh, my gosh!
Littlefoot: (thinks) Wild Arms is right. It is a hologram man. (out loud) Chester V?!
(The gang gasps in horror)
Chester V: How do ya know my name?
Rocky: But the Cheespider, you died!
Chester V: No! I am a hologram!
(Cuts to a flashback where Chester gets eaten by the Cheespider, but later, ???)
Littlefoot: But, he legit and ate you!!
Chester V: Give me that serum, dinosaur!
Littlefoot: What serum? (notices a serum on his back) Oh.
Rocky: (grabs it) Not so fast, you ain't taking no serum! It used to cure me when I was the Lizard.
Chester V: The Lizard?! That scaly beast? Never thought of that.
Hyp: Hey! (storms to Chester) No one, and I mean NO ONE talks to my friends like that, now shut your mouth, OR ELSE.
Spider-Man: Peek-a-boo! (webs Chester V up) Come on! Let's move!
Mutt: Let's get out of here!
Guido: Who is that man?
Ruby: I don't know! TBA. But he's a hologram!
Garfield: He looks like Steve Jobs.
Mutt: (TBA) Ooh, I really need a bathroom break!
Littlefoot: Guys, let’s focus on the bigger picture now, we still need to find the real Chester V! The holograms can’t be from someone else, but him!
Cera:
(Back at Manhattan...)
Wild Arms:
Grandpa Longneck:
Tricia: Ah.
Tria:
Mr. Threehorn:
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Grandma Longneck:
Wild Arms:
Corythosaurus:
Bron:
Etta: Father TBA
Pterano: TBA, TBA. (TBA) I'm getting guts.
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Littlefoot: Listen, Valleydwellers, TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA!!!!
(NYC Civilians, Valleydwellers and Foodimals cheer)
Lambeosaurus: [Sniffles] TBA. (TBA)
Pachycephalosaurus:
Guido:
Spider-Man:
NYC Man:
Spider-Man: (dodges the bomb) What the--?
(Hobgoblin, Shocker, Kraven and Chester V appear from the bushes)
Pachycephalosaurus: (Screams and gives the root beer to a Pterodactyl) HOLD MY ROOT BEER!
Guido: (hold on to Littlefoot's neck) It’s him! The REAL him!
Ruby: TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA.
Ducky:
Rocky: Guys, STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ALL THE TIME! YOU’RE RUINING THIS EPISODE!!!
Spike:
Loofah:
Cera:
Hobgoblin: TBA. TBA.
Shocker:
Kraven:
Chester V: TBA! Catch us if you can!.
Hobgoblin: TBA! (glides away)
Spider-Man: TBA! OK, everyone, we'll split into groups. Littlefoot, TBA. Pterano, TBA.
Littlefoot: Spider-Man. What about your eye?
Spider-Man: Don’t worry, Littlefoot. It’ll be fine.
Barry the Strawberry: Oh.
Guido:
Ducky:
Ruby: TBA. TBA. TBA.
Pterano:
Wild Arms: Barry. Lead the way.
(Above...)
Spider-Man:
Pterano:
Guido: TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA TBA TBA, TBA.
Etta:
Petrie:
Spider-Man: TBA. TBA. TBA--
(An explosion from Hobgoblin's bomb occurs from a building, throwing Spider-Man, Petrie, Guido, Etta and Pterano to a rooftop. Spider-Man's right eye is shattered and his body suit was damaged.)
Hobgoblin: What the matter, Spider-Man? Feeling blind?
Spider-Man: Not as your BLINDfolded. (Shoves a cheeseburger into Hobgoblin's mouth)
Hobgoblin: (spits it out in disgust) Darn it Spider-Fool, you know I don’t like pickles on my burgers! ONLY THE CHEESE AND THE LETTUCE!! (glides away)
Spider-Man: Man! I'm blind!
Etta:
Guido:
Pterano:
Petrie: Me think we use living pickles.
(A bunch of Pickles, with vine-like arms and legs with hands and feet made of leaves. Their eyes appears to be black olives with red centers that act like pupils. Their mouths appear to resemble a sliced cut in their heads with small seeds for teeth appears)
Spider-Man: Oh, come on.
(On the streets...)
Nod: I can't believe Barry is leading the way.
Ali: [Sighs] My feet are killing me.
Hyp: How 'bout we ride those Bananostrichs?
Littlefoot:
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo!
Cera: TBA. TBA. TBA.
Shorty: TBA. TBA so TBA
Ruby:
Getor: Oh.
Rocky:
Garfield:
Rocky:
Garfield: D'oh!
Ducky:
Spike:
Doofah:
Foobie: [Squeaks]
Loofah: TBA. TBA. TBA!!!!!
Cera: TBA!?
Shocker: (air blasts)
Ducky: Littlefoot, LOOK OUT!!!
Kraven: Hey Ches, that long-necked dino is carrying that baby Bananostrich!
Chester V: Give me that bird!
Littlefoot: (Stops the action and starts breaking the fourth wall) Chester wants me to hand me the bird. I'd love to, really, but the mouse wouldn't allow it unless we raise the age rating, and we’re saving that edgy humor for Ruby! (resumes the action)
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo!
Littlefoot: Yeah, if I gave him that bird, that would've shown him!
Rocky: Hey Littlefoot! Let's be family-friendly and stay focused, we have to defeat Chester V!
Spider-Man: (Swings down to the gang) TBA, TBA. TBA!
Hyp: I'm a teenager, TBA. TBA.
Petrie:
Garfield: Hey Chester! YOUR FOOD BARS ARE DISGUSTING! I HATE 'EM!
(Chester V hears this and gets really angry, causing him to grab Garfield's throat and choke him)
Chester V: WHAT?! No one, and I MEAN NO ONE SAYS MEAN COMMENTS ABOUT MY FOOD BARS! Bye now.
Garfield: [Coughs] You're... a... greedy....madman....and...a...complete idiot! (gags and nearly passes out)
Nod:
(On 6th Ave....)
Mr. Threehorn:
Tria:
Doc:
Mama Swimmer: So, Doc, TBA?
Doc: TBA, TBA TBA, TBA.
Mama Swimmer: TBA TBA, TBA TBA, TBA TBA.TBA TBA.
Doc:
Bron:
Tria:
Hyp's Father:
Mama Flyer:
J. Jonah Jameson:
Bron:
Tria: TBA, TBA.
J. Jonah Jameson:
Mr. Thicknose:
(6 Lemmins, 5 Susheeps, and 9 Cantelopes TBA)
Mama Swimmer: Oh!
Bron: Wow!
Mama Flyer: More foodimals!
Petrie's Sibling:
Mr. Threehorn:
Tricia: [Giggles]
Mr. Thicknose:
(Back with The Gang...)
Wild Arms:
Rocky:
Barry the Strawberry: N-woo.
Littlefoot:
Petrie:
Shorty:
Ruby: There they are!
(TBA)
Hobgoblin:
Chester V: Well, well, well, TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA!
Spider-Man: Let's fight!
Shocker: (air blasts)
Spider-Man: (dodges)
Littlefoot: Barry! Hide!
(Barry the Strawberry hides in an alley with living strawberries)
Ali: Stay hidden.
Pterano:
Etta:
Chester V:
Mary Jane Watson:
Austin:
Ed:
Spike:
Spider-Man:
Austin:
Melanie:
Jessie:
Chester V:
Wild Arms: You and what army?
(an army of Live Corp. came behind Chester V)
Wild Arms: Oh. THAT army.
Chester V: TBA! TBA. TBA! TBA!
Spider-Man:
Guido:
Kraven:
Hobgoblin: TBA! TBA.
Getor: Ah!
Hyp:
(TBA)
Spider-Man:
Littlefoot:
(A tail swipes away 3 Live Corp. men. Littlefoot sees his father.)
Littlefoot: Dad?!
Bron: Thought you need help?
Barry the Strawberry: (gets in a Sentinel of Safety armor and starts controlling it) N-woo!
Cera: Look.
Mutt: [Gasps] Barry! Take out these men there!
Nod: Go get 'em!
Mutt:
Grandpa Longneck: (sees the foodimals) Looks like we got backup!
Grandma Longneck:
Mr. Threehorn:
Tria:
Mama Flyer:
Pterano:
Chomper:
Petrie:
Littlefoot:
(TBA)
Loofah:
Cera:
TBA
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