Helen McJeffrey

Helen McJeffrey is a student at south park elementary. Shes caucasian and roman catholic like all the other kids in the school, but brags that her uncle is a buddhist
Helen is the stereotypical popular girl pick, with the trendy clothes, nasty attitude, plastic surgery obsessed wine mom, cringy little sister, a nanny,a beautiful mansion and a purse dog. She wishes to one day own a pink glittery lambo
As you probably saw in the photo, Helen is not a natural blonde! Its dyed blonde cause of a party dare(she dared herself since she wanted to be blonde). Her mom was obsessed with It when she came back home...her sister...not so much...
Helen and her family are from Calabasis, LA. The reason they live in south park is cause her mom got a job offer at the ordea realty home agecy
Helens outfits are always up to date and, well, PINK!!! Her formal outfit is a long magenta off shoulder maxi dress with glittery pink heels. Her swimsuit is a cute light pink bikini with cherrywood sandal heels. She dressed up as Regina George from mean girls for halloween and her pajamas are hot pink and magenta polka dot nightgown, usually paired with hair rollers and fluffy pink bunny slippers
Helens super"hero" identity is named "super pretty"(im not making this up). Her blonde hair is tied into french braids and she has pink eyeshadow, mascara and glossy pink lips. She has a hot pink leotard paired with a long fluffy magenta robe, a leather black mini skirt, her usual fuschia fishnets and red peep toe heels, along with tons and tons of accesories and jewelery that constantly vary
Helen calls herself a superhero but shes more of a villain, constantly opposing others, insulting her teammates outfits and even going to the villains side one point JUST for a white t shirt from Balenciaga! Like, i know its Balenciaga, but, WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY A WHITE T SHIRT FROM A LUXURY BOUTIQUE, LIKE, GET THAT AT TARGET!!
Criminal record
Helen doesnt commit too many crimes throughout the show
1.Piracy: Helen pirated a site so she could see an off site episode of nail polish wars. When the police confronted her about it she said it was her dumb dad whos out of town...she doesnt have a dad!
2.1st degree murder: Helen once shot an arrow into Mysterions head cause he fell and stained her leotard with cheap black fabric dye
3.Underage drinking: Helen frequently steals her moms UV blue and puts about 10 shots in her water bottle. Her mom never notices
Trivia
* Helen is left handed
* Helen is so rich she could buy Bill Gate's bank account with a snap of her fingers
* Helen HATES the color green
* Helens birth place was Kentucky and she absaloutely detests it
* Helens favourite condiment is ranch, but shes not like those weirdo ranch lovers who put it on cheesecake or something
* Helen hates her last name and says her real last name is actually DiamondLuxuries-Blingesse...thats her roblox username
* Helens favourite game on roblox is royale high and fashion famous. She gets super salty when she doesnt get first place and spams hashtagged hate comments
* Helen is a gacha kid...a gacha BRAT to be exact
* Helens favourite songs are California Girls and Let It Go
* Last but not least, Helen is allergic to red meat! Yay!
Quotes i hereby decree she said
* Um, excuse me, this purse is designer, dont touch it if you dont wanna lose a hand...
* I-IS THAT...CHEAP FABRIC DYE ON MY COSTUME?!?!? FUCKING DIEEEEEE--
* Mom says im a diva!
* I got this cardigan on Shein!
* Balenciaga...w-white t shirt...? BALENCIAGAAAAA 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!!!!
* I got these hair beads in Australia!
* Shut up, rats dont talk, do they?
* DONT TALK TO ME, I GOT THIRD PLACE IN FASHION FAMOUS!!!
* Ugh, the new campus on royale high sucks, i expected more glitter...
* Hey guys, DiamondInTheBoujourzee Here! Today im gonna show you how to look like Madison Beer with just a single makeup brush!
* Heres a souvenir pen for everyooo--not you Wendy, your ass is so fat, when you sit down you make pancakes on your rear--oooone..
* Ugh, i cannot physically believe Bebe didnt get her period yet! Shes super immature! Plus, her boobs are litearlly just sorry excuses for breast tumors, i look like a lingerie model!
* Heidi, you know fathers day Is coming up? Oh, wait, he abdanoned your family for that haughty little hookup girl in Nice,France. Honestly, serves him right, your mom looks like Old Robert Duvall got a sex change and a pound of Cocaina Colombiana and YOU...dear god you look like YOUNG Robert Duvall got a sex change and inhaled nose candy...
Thats all for now! Hehe!