Serious Husband's Disappearance

Funny Lady's husband Serious Husband disappeared in mysterious circumstances. While details are sketchy it seems that Funny Lady and Serious Husband plotted to entrap Congressman-turned-political pundit Steven Michaels into a sexual encounter on their yacht in order to broker a business merger.  The business in question was owned by Michaels and his cousin (Slippery Henry) and was a large crabbing distributor based in the southern United States.  Serious Husband wanted a merger with Serious Husband Crabs but how the sexual encounter would facilitate this remains unclear.  
What we do know is that Michaels, Serious Husband, Funny Lady and actor Christopher Walken were on board when Serious Husband went missing.  The coastguard was quickly called but no body was ever recovered.  Lead investigator Mike Dad claims that Serious Husband’s blood was found on Steven Michaels’ hands and clothes, while Michaels was found passed out in the yacht’s bedroom.  Described as a ‘crime of passion’ Steven Michaels was arrested for murder and later jailed for life.  The docu-series ‘Who is Funny Lady?’ however, hints at new evidence in the case, raising queries about who is currently running the operation of Serious Husband Crabs.
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