Big Brother: Wings Of Fire/Week One

First episode, WOO HOO! Please read and comment! And no, this won't come out once a week, this'll come out whenever. Enjoy!
== Dedication ==
This week is dedicated to Goldie. Goldie, I'm sorry if you will never see this. I hope you will stay with us all. We all truly do care. I'm sorry you don't see it that way.
== Week One, Intro Show (Ft. Matau, Eclipse) ==
Voice-Over: Hello, and welcome to this show that is way too long for me to say.
Whitey (THAT'S MEEEEE): Or I'm too lazy to type it!
Voice-Over: Either one works. Anyway, let me summarize it. Fourteen contestants will enter. They will be known as "housemates." One will win. Who will it be? YOU decide! Now welcome your host, Queen Oasis!
(Oasis comes on stage)
Oasis: Why did you choose me again?
Director: Because you intimidate everyone. We can't have a rebellion, can we?
Oasis: True... Anyway, welcome our first contestant, Clay!
(Clay comes on the stage)
Clay: (Turns in circles) Where am I? Where's the food?
Oasis: You're on a show! Now get inside! There's food in the house!
Clay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Rockets into house)
Oasis: ....Anyway, our next contestant is Morrowseer!
Matau: WHOO HOO! MORROWSEER! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! MARRY MEEEEEEE! (Has I <3 Morrowseer and Whirlpool T-shirt on)
Morrowseer: That's...Nice.
Matau: (Faints form Morrowseer talking to him)
(Morrowseer looks at Oasis very intimidated.)
Oasis: Get inside.
Morrowseer: OKAY JUST DON'T KILL ME! (Runs in through the door)
Oasis: YES I am intimidating! :DDD
Director: GET ON WITH IT!
Oasis: (Sighs) I can't even celebrate?! D:
Director: (Reluctantly) Fiiiiiine...
Oasis: (Partys with a psyocpath)
Whitey: GET ON WITH IT I'M TIRED!
Oasis: Okay, okay! Next up, Ivy!
(Ivy has a rock in his tail)
Oasis: And what is this? (Reaches for rock)
Ivy: NO! DON'T TOUCH DADDY! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BANANA SQUIRRELS AND MAGIC LEPRECHAUNS!!! (Does a backflip)
Oasis: Whaaaa...?
Ivy: What?
Oasis: ...
Ivy: What'd I do? You hate me don't you?! (Runs through crying)
Oasis: Wait, I'm sorry!
Ivy: (Sticks head onstage) YAY! (Runs back in)
(In the house)
Clay: Hello! Is that edible? (Reaches to rock)
Ivy: NUUUUU DADDY!! (Runs to bedroom)
Morrowseer: I should kill you right now...
Clay: (Puffs up his chest and sets himself on fire to look intimidating)
Morrowseer: NUUUUU MORE INTIMIDATION!!! (Runs away)
Oasis: THAT went well. Anyway, welcome our next contestant, BELLADONNA!
(Belladonna comes on stage)
Belladonna: Mom hates Dad. And yet I was born. WHAT IS WORLD LOGIC COMING TO?! (Runs inside)
Oasis: Seriously? Can we get ONE sane person? Anyway, here's our next guest, Solstice!
(Solstice comes up: his white eye is glowing)
Equinox: ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAR TIME TO DIE! (Looks at Oasis and is suddenly scared)
Oasis: (Deadly calm) Hello there.
Equinox: Uhh. Thank you. (Voice gets small)
Oasis: You may go inside (Flicks tail at the door)
Equinox: THANK YOU FOR NOT KILLING ME!!! (Rockets through the door)
Clay: Hello! (Is still on fire with a mouthful of pancakes)
Equinox: Uhh...hi? (Black eye glows)
Clay: :3 Yay! (Pour water on himself and finishes his pancakes)
Ivy: (Has wandered in) OHAI BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ROBOT PORCUPINES AND HAIRY SPHINXES!!!
Solstice: That's...nice.
Morrowseer: (Has come) Oh, he's half-crazy from animus powers. Plus he has a pet "Daddy" rock.
Solstice: Thank you!
Clay: (Hesitates then slowly offers a steak) Want it?
Solstice: (Hugs Clay)
Clay: Well that was worth it! :3
Oasis: YES FINALLY A GOOD ENTRANCE!!
Director: COME ON!!!
Oasis: Okay! Next up, Spectro!
(Spectro comes on: His wings are neon)
Eclipse: NUUUUUUUUU (Gets sunglasses) MUCH better! :3
Spectro: I haz no color.
Oasis: Reaaaaaaallyyyyyy? Then why is Eclipse rocking those shades?
Eclipse: B)
Spectro: BAD WINGS!! (Turns them a normal shade of blue)
Oasis: Okay...GET INSIDE!!
(Spectro runs in: Clay greets him)
Clay: Hello! Got any fooood?
Spectro: (Hands him a mango)
Clay: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(Ten minutes later)
Clay: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Spectro: Are you done?
Clay: What do you mean?
Spectro: Nothing, nothing.
Oasis: (Takes earbuds out) Is it ready? Anyway, welcome or next contestant, Magpie!
(Magpie comes on, staring at the lights)
Magpie: Shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
Oasis: That's...nice.
Magpie: GIMMIE YOUR SHINY!! (Tries to take her scales)
Oasis: (Looks as intimidating as possible)
Magpie: OMFM (Oh My (bleeping) Moons) THAT IS SCARY LEMME OUT OF HERE!! (Rockets through door.
Clay: Uhhh...Hi?
Magpie: AGH MUDWING! Wait...what's that on your scales? (Stares at his stomach)
Clay: (Backs away) Amber and gold?
Magpie: GIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Tries to take)
Clay: (Sets himself on fire)
Morrowseer and Magpie: NUUUUUU THE INTIMIDATION!!! (Runs off)
Oasis: What was THAT about? Anyway, here's our next contestant, Snowflake! (Under her breath) please be sane, please be sane, please be sane...
Snowflake: Hi! What are you saying?
Oasis: (Is VERY relieved) Nothing! Now, what is your strategy for winning?
Snowflake: Uhh...not lose?
Oasis: Seems legit. Go inside. But I will warn you! There's something crazy going on...
Snowflake: I'll take your word for it. (Carefully edges through the door)
Clay: Hello!
Snowflake: Why are you on fire?
Clay: Some SkyWing tried to take my scales.
Snowflake: You're not crazy are you?
Clay: As far as I can tell, no. But maybe over food. Dunno.
Ivy: Hello! Are you after Daddy? (Suspicious)
Snowflake: Who's..."Daddy"?
Ivy: NUUU SHE'S AFTER YOU RUN DADDY RUN!! (Shoots off: the rock is still in his tail)
Oasis: This is going great. Anyway, welcome Glory!
Glory: (Waltzes gratefully) And turn and step and turn and step...
Oasis: Are you teaching yourself how to dance!?
Glory: Maybeh... (Whispers) For Deathbringer....
Matau: YES! ONE SHIP IS CANON! (Runs off to write that fanfic)
Glory: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....ATLEASTITSNOTGILORYORGLORUS.....(Tell me what that says and you may suggest a challenge for one of the weeks!)
Oasis: (Confused) Okay... Get inside please!
Glory: MAH FELLOW QUEEN SAID PLS DAT'S LE MAGIK WORD! (Foxtrots into the door)
Clay: MAH FELLOW DRAGONET! YOUHADACRUSHONMEONCE! (Again, guess, and you can suggest an idea for something on my message wall!)
Glory: . . .
Ivy: OH LOOK MY RULER! (Bows)
Glory: Thank you dragon-who-I-bothered-to-learn-your-name! Here's a potato! (hands potato)
Clay: BUT I'M THE FOOD FREAK WAAAAAAAAH!
Oasis: SHUT THE (bleep) UP I'M TRYING TO HOST A (bleeping) SHOW!!!!!!!!
(Shocked silence)
Oasis: THANK YOU! GAWD. Anyway, welcome Chrome!
(Chrome walks on, spinning in circles)
Chrome: OH RAAIIIIIIINBOOOOOOOOW WHERE AREEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOUUUUU?!
Oasis: Who's...?
Chrome: SHADDUP IM FINDING RAINBOW!
Oasis: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Director: WE HAVE A TIME LIMIT. GET ON WITH IT.
Oasis: -_-
Chrome: .-. WAIT HOW'D I GET UPSIDE DOWN WEEEE! (Bounces on the ceiling)
Whitey: UUUUUUGH I swear I'm not paid enough for this... (Flies up and grabs Chrome)
(Chrome pops and flies down)
Chrome: ALL BETTER NOW!
Oasis: Please. Stop. SHOUTING.
Chrome: WEEEE BANA BANANAS AND COLORFUL SQUIRRELS (Runs inside)
Oasis: (Checks list) That's ten. THANK THE MOONS ONLY FOUR MORE.
Whitey: HUEHUEHUE .3.
Oasis: Why do I find that intimidating... Anyway, here's Atomsplitter!
Atomsplitter: (Bangs on the door of a random closet) Help! HEEEEEELP! Ooh look, a pice of dust! Who knows what's in here? It could be the cure for EclipseEyes or radioactive or- (rants about science)
Oasis: (Sighs and unlocks door) HAPPY NOW?!
Atomsplitter: Hm...? Oh the show! Riiiiight! (Walks out, looking as majestic as possible)
Audience: Oooooooooh!
Former lovers: Show off...
Atomsplitter: (Holds up dust) Now here we have-
(Oasis catapults him through the door. It breaks and he is sent crashing into Clay)
Everyone: WE'RE FREEEEEEEEEE! (Run out: fall off cliff that Whitey made appear)
Whitey: (Looks at them) Be freeeeeeeeee...
(The housemates bounce on a trampoline back to the surface)
Clay: We could just fly ya'know!
Whitey: (Is hovering in the air on her iPad) Hmmm?
Oasis: HA! ARGUEMENT INVALID!
Clay: WAT NUUUU D: (Runs inside crying)
Oasis: (Sighs) anyway, here's Lag! (Under her breath) pleasedontlagmepleasedontlagmepleasedontlagmeplease-
Whitey: Lag, please don't make my iPad lag. I don't want to reload it.
Lag: Alright, I'll do my best! (Squashes the blue flames around his talons)
Oasis: Okay! Now, get inside. There is a MudWing there. And crazies. Except the IceWing. Seriously, she's the only sane one.
Lag: ... OKAY THEN. (Edges inside, magic at the ready)
Everyone: (Is playing Twister) HALLO THERE!
(Lag stares. Clay is flat on top of Magpie, with one claw underneath his own tail and the other on Glory's face)
Glory: Oof get off ya big lump!
Clay: Did someone speak?
Oasis: Lag, I give you permission for your powers.
Lag: Yey! (Levitates Clay)
(Clay floats over to the cookie jar while Glory gets free. Once Glory is free, Lag has Clay fall before the latter could get any sugary treats)
Clay: Awwww!
Oasis: Suck it. Anyway, our next guest is...
Crowd: (Leans in intently)
Oasis: AFTUR THE BREAK MWAHAHAHA!
Crowd: NUUUUUU (Stages rebellion)
(Oasis look as intimidating as possible. The crowd shuts up and sits down in two seconds)
Oasis: And now the break!
(Commercial break)
Tsunami: Are you tired of dragons trying to force marry you?
Moray: Yes!
Tsunami: Do you want to violently RIP THEM TO SHREDS?!
Moray: (Has no clue about the anger in Tsunami's voice) Of course!
Tsunami: Them buy THE NEW SHREDORATOR395748927494!
Moray: The whaaaaaa?
Tsunami: The SHREDORATOR395748927494!
Moray: I guess..
Tsunami: Just press this button and the force-marrier will be killed.
(She presses a red button. Whirlpool turns to dust)
Moray: Wait, wasn't this supposed to shred him...?
Tsunami: I'LL PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER MATAU DON'T WORRY!
Matau: (Has his bag of lectures ready)
(Commercial ends)
Scarlet: Don't have what you want?
DEAL WITH IT.
(Commercial break ends)
Oasis: Those were weird ads. Anyway, our next contestant is Kiara!
(Kiara comes on, looking at everyone)
Kiara: So many dragons... Must not hurt them...
Oasis: OKAY THEN! Get inside. Yes, there is an animus in there...
Kiara: Okay! (Runs inside. She stops and stares)
(Atomsplitter is trying to dissect Lag for his animus powers. Lag is refusing soundly, while Clay upends a jar of cookies into his mouth. Ivy is stroking the rock, Morrowseer is... Standing there, Snowflake is the only sane one, and all the others are plotting to make Cloray work)
Kiara: IIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Everyone else: YAY A NEW DRAGON!
Oasis: Okay, next contestant! Is!
(Another intense moment happens)
Oasis: WHIRLPOOL!
Matau: OMFSC SORJFIDJEIOFVJOEJRIF YEAHYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! (Bounces off the walls in excitement)
Whirlpool: Okay then....
Matau: I WANT YOU TO MARREH ME. OR MORROWSEER TO. WHO WILL WIN?! I CAN'T CHOOSE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (Spazzes)
Oasis: Calm down sire!
(Matau faints from excitement. Whitey, the little flying cat, is forced to support the heavy NightWing.)
Whitey: Oof! Darn, lay off the lectures!
Oasis: Whirlpool, get inside the house please.
Whirlpool: Are there scrolls?
Oasis: Of course!
Whirlpool: YAY ALRIGHTY THEN! (Rockets inside)
Oasis: Okay! This show for now is over, but tune in TOMORROW for the next show! Bye!
== Week One, Daily Show ==
(Everyone is sitting around. They are bored.)
Morrowseer: (Suddenly realizes he wanted to kill Clay) waaaaaaiiiiiiiit a miiiiiiinuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeeee.....
Clay: (Is jumping up and down) GUYS I HAVE A MISSION!
Everyone: OH KEWL
Morrowseer: (under his breath) Darn.
Clay: WE MUST GO ROB A SCAVENGER GROCERY STORE!
Whirlpool: WAIT!
(Everyone looks at him. He clears his throat importantly)
Whirlpool: Furst, we must get Big Brother's consent.
Solstice: Big Brother? That scavenger? He controls the show?
Whirlpool: Yep! If he is eliminated in any way, the show is over, no one gets money, and this story would end!
Everyone: Alrighty then! No eating or killing him in any way!
Ivy: Darn. I wonder how many of your bothers he has used Daddy....
Atomsplitter: (Prances forwards) Oh Big Brother! The scavenger who (rants about science) Can we rob a grocery store? Clay is getting hungry...
Big Brother: .... Okay....? (Walks away, confused about Atomsplitter's knowledge)
Atomsplitter: (Prances back) HE SAID YES!
Clay: YAY! (Rockets through wall. There is a Clay-shaped hole in the wall)
Lag: (Rolls eyes) I wish he didn't disgrace the MudWing tribe so much.... Ah well. Let's go! (Uses the door. Everyone else follows)
(Fifteen minutes later)
Magpie: (Drives up in a pure gold Ferrari) WE'RE HERE!
Snowflake: Why would you need a car? Your a SKYWING for the moons' sake!
Magpie: (Puts on sunglasses) 'Cuz I have to arrive in style baby.
Snowflake: Bleh. (Smacks him)
Magpie: WAAAAAAH OKAY OKAY I SAWWY (Runs away and smacks into Kiara)
Kiara: (Slowly turns head) Did you just...?
Magpie: NOPENOPENOPENOPE (Runs away. He crashes through the window)
Chuck Norris: (Slowly turns head) Did you just... BREAK.... MY.... WINDOW?!
Magpie: (Sweats nervously)
Everyone: RUN FOR YER LIVESSSS! (Runs)
Chuck: GET BACK HERE
Morrowseer: IDEA! CLAY, HE HAS FOOD!
Clay: FOOOOOOOOD? FOOOOOOOOD! (Rockets towards Chuck)
(Chuck Norris easily catches him)
Morrowseer: But.... But HOW?!
Clay: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (Sets himself on fire)
Chuck: CAN'T STOP THIS THING (Flails his fists into Clay's face)
Clay: NUUUU THE FLAIIIL! (Spazzes)
Whirlpool: I'M TOO FAB FOR THIS (Throws fab sunglasses)
Chuck: THE FABNESS (runs)
Glory: wtf
Atom: UMG YUS MAH HERO (makes KISSY face)
Whirlpool: .... I SHIP CORALPOOL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Matau: OH MY GOSH YES I FOUND OUT HIS SHIP I MUST SHARE THIIIIIIS (runs off)
Lag: If I were you, I'd be worried out of my mind. He's done some crazy ships.... (Shivers)
Belladonna: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON AND I NEEEEED MORE LINES
Ivy: HERE'S SOME LINES (throws a piece of paper)
Belladonna: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT >:U
Solstice: OKAY QUICK SCREAMING
Lag: Sure. I'm calm.
Morrowseer and Whirlpool: Same here (Turn to look at each other)
Matau: OH MY GOSH THEY JINXED AAAAAH (Faints)
Whirlpool: QUICKY WE MUST SABOTAGE THE SHIP (Runs)
Clay: BUT THE FOOD!
Lag: (Checks map) He lives three blocks away from the grocery store!
Clay: I'm game for sabotage!
Whirlpool: Lag, I'm impressed.
Lag: :3
Kiara: (Checks map) Hey, look, it's the super-store!
Clay: OM YES
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