Team Plankton

Team Plankton is the eighth episode in Season 2 of Basket Sponge. 
It's the 29th overall episode in the series.
==Synopsis==
Tired of being the "little guy" on the team who gets pushed around, Plankton creates a machine which makes him big and strong, and then clones multiple copies of himself, kicking his other friends off the team.
==Transcript==
LeBron: (singing with headphones in his ears) I got the moves like jagger, I got the moves like jagger, I got the mooooooooves like jagger!
Larry: Umm, Coach....
LeBron: Take me by the tongue and I'll-
Larry: (yanks the headphones off) Okay! Enough of that, bro!
SpongeBob: We have practice, Coach!
LeBron: Oh, right. Sorry. Where were we?
Squidward: We were about to do some shooting drills!
Patrick: Oh boy! Shooting drills! (pulls out a pistol, and shoots Squidward 10 times in the leg)
Squidward: (falls on the ground) AAAHHH!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! SHOOTING DRILLS!!!!
Patrick: Oh, I gotcha. (pulls a drill out of his toolbox; starts drilling a hole in Squidward' head)
Squidward: AHHHHH!!!!!
Lexi: Tee-hee. You're so funny, Patrick.
Patrick: (puts his arm around her) I know. I'm pretty sexy.
SpongeBob: I still can't believe you two are dating. 
Lexi: Why not?
Larry: Welp....Patrick's a bit of a space cadet.
Lexi: He's an astronaut! OMG! I always wanted to date an astronaut! 
Patrick: I'm an astronaut? AWW YEAH! I always wanted to date an astronaut!
Larry: (facepalm)
Krabs: (sigh) They're perfect for each other.
Squidward: Ain't that the truth....
[Patrick and Lexi begin burning Squidward's body with matches]
Squidward: GAHHH! What is WRONG with y'all?
[Patrick and Lexi begin making out]
LeBron: No making out during practice hours!
Larry: Coach, we never really practice.
SpongeBob: We just sit here and talk.
LeBron: Touche'. 
Plankton: I say we discuss GAME STRATEGIES! I'm so PUMPED for tomorrow's game!
LeBron: There's a game tomorrow?
Plankton: Yeah, you IDIOT!
LeBron: Oh. And who are you?
Plankton: Seriously? I've been here since the beginning!
LeBron: …......?
Plankton: You honestly don't know who I am?
LeBron: You don't ring a bell....
Patrick: TACO BELL!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!!!
Lexi: YEAHHHH!!!! HIGH FIVE, BABE!!! (high fives him)
LeBron: You idiots are too perfect for eachother.
Plankton: Yoo-hoo! Down here, pretty boy!
LeBron: Oh, yes. And you are?
Plankton: PLANKTON!!!!!
LeBron: Oh, you must be the pest problem we've been having. I thought I called that stupid exterminator last week-
Plankton: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! (angrily stomps out of the gym, and slams the door behind him)
Larry: …..did you hear something?
Krabs: Nope.
[At the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: (pacing back and forth) Why don't those FOOLS appreciate me!
Karen: (sleeping)
Plankton: I think you're the only person in the sea who cares about me, Karen!
Karen: (snores)
Plankton: But, then again....I programmed you to care about me.
Karen: (wakes up) Who are you, again?
Plankton: Oh, forget it! Every game it's the same thing. Coach never lets me play! NEVER! I'm a freakin' bench-warmer!
Karen: I thought I called the exterminator-
Plankton: Forget you, Karen! (unplugs her) Now, time for some serious business! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAHHHH!!!!!!
[The next morning]
LeBron: (enters the gym with his headphones) Nah, nah, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn-AHHHHH!!!!!
[He sees the team has been handcuffed and tied up]
LeBron: (unplugs headphones) Guys! Who did this to you?
Plankton: I did. 
LeBron: (looks in the corner) The trash can?
Plankton: No, look to the left a little.
LeBron: Uh, this piece of lint?
Plankton: No, your other left!
LeBron: Oh, little midgit person! I remember meeting you yesterday!
Plankton: Curse you! Curse you ALL!!!
LeBron: First off, cursing ain't cool, dawg. Second of all, why'd you kidnap my team!?
[SpongeBob, Patrick, Lexi, Larry, Squidward, and Krabs are tied up and struggling]
Plankton: Well they don't matter anymore. Allow me to introduce you to THESE bad boys!
[Five tall, muscular Planktons enter the room]
LeBron: Who are they?
Plankton: Clones.
LeBron: But you don't look like that.
Plankton: Anything's possible when you have a laboratory, my friend.
LeBron: Okay then.
Plankton: Anyway, kiss your team goodbye! (presses a button, which launches them to Neptune)
LeBron: Not cool! What do you have against my team, homie?
Plankton: Heh-heh-heh. He still doesn't get it. Boys, bring him to me. 
[The big strong Plankton clones grab LeBron and forcefully drag him over to Plankton]
LeBron: What do you WANT from me, you evil little dirt bag!
Plankton: Well that's not very nice, now is it? Mwahahah!
LeBron: Grrr.....
Plankton: Care for a flashback, shall we?
[Presses a button, making a giant TV screen appear]
Clone #1: Oooooh, pretty!
Clone #2: (slaps him) Shuddap!
[The TV screen shows a collage of all the times Plankton has sulkily sat on the bench. Sadly waiting to have just one chance. But LeBron never lets him play.]
Plankton: Now do you see my pain?
LeBron: Weird...I don't remember any of that.
Plankton: Because you didn't even know I existed!
LeBron: Wow, I feel horrible.
Plankton: You're about to feel even worse! Boys, pull the lever!
Clone #3: Duh, okay boss. (pulls the lever)
[The enter gym is blasted to Neptune]
Plankton: …..you fools! That was the wrong lever! It was supposed to send COACH to Neptune, not the whole gym!
Clone #4: I told you! (smacks Clone #5)
Clone #5: I have nothing to do with this! (punches Clone #3)
Clone #3: That wasn't me!
Clone #1: We all look the same!
Clone #2: I have no idea how to breathe.
Plankton: Well, this sucks.
LeBron: Hey! There's the rest of my team!
[The rest of the team is still tied up, suffocating on Neptune's surface]
King Neptune: (appears) Don't worry, I'll save you suffocating creatures! (snaps his fingers; an ocean water appears on Neptune)
SpongeBob: We can breathe! Yay!
Larry: What are you doing here, King Neptune?
King Neptune: What? With a name like 'King Neptune', you think I'm only the ruler of the sea? I also rule Neptune. DUH! 
Plankton: Hey, King Neptune! Get your ass outta here! 
King Neptune: …..excuse me?
Plankton: Yeah, you heard me! Me and my clones are taking over the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!
King Neptune: Clones? ...they look nothing like you.
Plankton: SHUDDAP!!!!!
King Neptune: Grrrrr......I'll show you. (snaps his fingers)
[The clones disappear] 
Plankton: Noooo!!!! My clones!!! For once, I wanted to make a change! I wanted to play some real basketball!
King Neptune: There's only one thing left to do. (snaps his fingers)
[Everyone & the gym is transported back to Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: We're back!
Krabs: Hooray!
[Patrick and Lexi are making out]
Larry: Have you two been doing this the entire time?
Patrick: Wait, what happened?
Lexi: Did we miss something?
Squidward: (facepalm) A match made in Heaven....
Larry: ….or in Hell.
LeBron: Thanks for bringing us back, Mr. King of the Sea....and of Neptune!
King Neptune: Hey, no problem!
LeBron: But if you don't mind me asking, where's the little insect dude?
King Neptune: Plankton? Oh, haha. I left him on Neptune. You don't need to worry about him anymore!
[Back on Neptune]
Plankton: …...hello? Anyone? …..........this is a bit lonely.......you could've at least left me a rubix cube.......(sigh)
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