Metal Scrap Mayhem (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Acorn Castle
Sally: she gets her microphone "Don't let your kids hear about this, OK, Freedom Fighters? This is an important discussion."
Freedom Fighters: "Yes!"
Sally: "Our public enemy number 1 is Doctor Eggman of course. But if we want to get rid of his empire, we need to teach Public-"
Whisper: "They're only an enemy to us. They actually help other people. It's just that their goal might affect the world in a bad way."
Amy: "And their morality too, as the Eggman Empire is the most technologically advanced land in Mobius, so it's easy for them to be corrupted by absolute power over it."
Sally: "So should I call them Private Enemy Number 2?"
Samantha: "It's debatable whether you should or shouldn't. They're only an enemy to us, but if we don't stop them, they will have even worse reputations. We want to make sure their reputation and morality doesn't go downhill."
Sally: "Wow! Samantha! This is the most serious you've ever been since, well, forever! I mean even as an adult, you still don't take things seriously, despite being a good mom to Susan!" 
Samantha: "Well, like you said, I am a good mom to Susan, and as a mother, I care for her health, happiness, and morality. I want to make sure she will become like me in the future." 
Sally: "Anyways, if we want to get rid of the Eggman Empire, we need to teach PRIVATE Enemy Number 2 a lesson. Or should I say Private Enemy Number 2's, since they're all equal threats to our plan to destroy the Eggman Empire, though they do help defeat him when he attacks cities. Amy, want to do the favors of speaking for me?"
Amy: "Sure!" she'd get the microphone "Everyone, we need to come up with a plan quickly! We need to figure out how we can defeat them and how we can defeat Wario's army. With the right strategies, we will-"
Samantha: "Don't say violent words to describe what we'll do to these children."
Amy: "I am not kidding when I say that this is necessary for a powerful speech."
Sally: "If we succeed, we will bomb the Eggman Empire."
Sophie: "Wait, you really are? Oh, come on, Mom! You're better than this!"
Sally: "Sophie?"
Sophie: "I've destroyed many Badniks before. Bombing the Eggman Empire will make you lose chances for using scraps for something good. All that'll remain is ash."
Sally: "So?"
Sophie: "SO? Be creative with these metal scraps!"
Sally: "We don't want to be reminded of what remains of them."
Sophie: "With a few metal scraps, you can do a lot of things!" she gets a big metal scrap
Sally: "That's just one metal scrap."
Sophie: "It's a big one! Besides, every little bit counts. Steel is what most robots are made of. Steel is very malleable and ductile. That means you can make it anything it wants to be! All it takes is some scraps of metal and fire hot enough to melt these metals. I mean, it's mainly used for joining together two metals that don't go along together well, but it can melt these metal scraps and then when they cool down, they'll become solid again!"
Sally: "Huh?"
Sophie: "Let me demonstrate." she plugged her soldering iron and used it to create a steel figurine out of Sally "Here, Mom!"
Sally: "That looks horrible!"
Sophie: "All it needed was scrap metal from a brown Roller."
Sally: "How do I make that piece of junk?"
Sophie: "Watch the magic unfold. I can make figurines out of you all! Sonic, here's yours!" she uses her soldering iron to create a steel figurine out of Sonic "Amy! Look!" she makes a steel figurine out of Amy "I can make figurines out of all of you! There's a lot that you can do with just a few metal scraps! Also piece of junk? That means it can be recycled!"
Sally: "Fantastic." she said sarcastically
Sophie: "Don't doubt me, Mom! Metal scraps are versatile! I can sell these figurines for money!"
Sally: "Uh, you're a princess. Why do you need to sell things for money?"
Sophie: "You limit the amount of money you give me like every good parent and worker."
Sally: "Oh, you're right."
Sonic: "I like it, Sophie!"
Amy: "That looks amazing!"
Sophie: "Pieces of scrap metal can be used for anything!"
Scrap Metal Song Plays
Sophie: "When you bomb the Eggman Empire, there will be chemical changes
But just busting them like Sonic does will give you things that ranges
From a figurine out of someone that is made of steel
But you have to pay for it, so do not steal!"
Tails: "I have to connect these two wires together!"
Sophie: "With some scrap steel, you couldn't have fixed things better!"
Samantha: "I almost have enough money to pay for my home's bills!"
Sophie: "Make some figurines, those you can sell!
So what have you learned from this experience?
It's cool to use some metal scraps!
I just hope you are not against
My ways to fix your problems in a snap!"
Metal Scrap Song Ends
Sally: "I'm not buying it." she walks away "Literally."
Sophie: "What's wrong, Mom?" she walks to Sally
Sally: "Sophie, those scraps of metal are terrible! They are signs of Doctor Eggman. I want to eradicate them from the history of Mobiankind! That's why I want to bomb the Eggman Empire. So that every sign of them gets reduced to ash."
Sophie: "Oh the Mobianity! Do I need to show you more?"
Sally: "No-"
Sophie: "You need to!" she gets 5 metal scraps and uses them to create a drilling machine "It can create holes in anything!"
Sally: "Boring. Literally."
Sophie: "It can be used for hammers!"
Sally: "Amy and her kids can spawn a lot out of nowhere."
Sophie: "But some hammers need to extract nails from wood, and Amy's doesn't!"
Sally: "You're right. But can't we just get more?"
Sophie: she connects multiple parts of a circuit board that used to let the lamp shine lights "Tada!"
Sally: "Still not convinced."
Sophie: "That's all I can try for now." she walks away
Sally: "That's fun an all, but your way of doing so is ba-" she covers her mouth "Oh, what am I saying?"
Tails: "Sorry, Queen Sally, but I'm going to have to agree with Sophie."
Sophie: "X-Ray Glasses!"
Tails: he creates X-Ray Glasses with help from Sophie
Sophie: she puts on her X-Ray Glasses "Look! I can see the amount of nuts you have eaten last night! I wonder why you aren't obese by now."
Sally: she screams
Sophie: she takes the glasses off and turns the scraps of metal into woodworking materials and sculpts a lot of wood figurines out of Sally "I can sell these! These are cheaper, so don't steal them either!"
Sally: "I'm never, EVER going to have those."
Sophie: "Fine. I convinced you, but you won't join in the fun."
Everyone walks away
Sally: "Besides, I think more people would be in favor of bombing the Eggman Empire anyway."
Sophie: "Just go ahead."
Sally: "Rotor, let's start bombing the Eggman Empire! We just aren't rich enough to have enough E.M. Bombs, so let's start bombing it!"
Rotor: "Well, your daughter does a lot of fun things with it."
Sally: "But we don't want anyone to be reminded of them or be given bad memories of their evils!"
Rotor: "On it, Queen Sally!"
Sasha and Susan: they go to Acorn Palace
Sally: "Look who finally decided to show up."
Sophie: "Sasha! Susan! I'm stopping Sally from bombing the Eggman Empire myself!"
Sally: "And I will make sure you won't play your video games for 2 weeks."
Sasha: "I was just buying your figurines!"
Susan: "Wood and metal! They're selling like hotcakes!"
Sophie: "Hotcakes don't sell well in Mobotropolis. That's why they engage in trade with Nutropolis often."
Sasha: she pays Sophie
Sophie: "Next time, I'll get Tania."
Sasha: "OK! Get her! She knows how to make these into toys!"
Sophie: "OK, Sasha!"
The two leave
Sophie: "Though I can make some parade toys by myself."
1 Week Later...
Sophie: "The new Sonic and Amy action figures are selling well!"
Sally: "But the Eggman Empire's remains should not be there or we will be reminded of their evils!"
Sophie: "But what about the future generations?"
Sally: "Oh, yeah, that's right, but I will bomb most of it."
Sophie: "Still not the answer I was looking for."
Sally: "Sophie, what are you doing?"
Sophie: "Creating multiple wood and steel figurines."
Sally: "Well that does look like fun! Oh no! What am I saying?"
Sophie: "Yes? Yes?"
Sally: "OK! I ADMIT IT! All I ever wanted was to make sure people don't get reminded of the Eggman Empire's evils with those pieces of scrap metal."
Sophie: "But would they mind? Also you admitted it already."
Sally: "I ADMIT IT MEANING I ADMIT THAT I LIKE YOUR ANTICS WITH THEM!" she covers her mouth
Sophie: "You like them, don't you, Mom?"
Sally: "All this time, I was working on making sure the Eggman Empire doesn't remind adults about their traumas due to them having to experience how evil they are."
Sophie: "I can get your reasoning."
Tangle: "But we all realized that your plan was a mess after seeing what one could do with a lot of metal scraps."
Sophie: "See?"
Sally: she started crying "Sorry for doubting you, Sophie! I really should've taken into consideration your thoughts and the other Freedom Fighter's thoughts! I just wanted to make sure that the Eggman Empire doesn't remind people of their evils! Fine, I won't bomb the Eggman Empire. Maybe use some giant robots to stomp on their structures and robots."
Sophie: "FINALLY! I was never not in favor of destroying the Eggman Empire, but that was just not the way to do it! You finally learned what one could do with enough imagination and scrap metal!"
Sally: "All in favor of not bombing the Eggman Empire?"
Blaze: "Or burning it down?"
Everyone raises their hands
Sally: "Sophie, I couldn't have asked for a better daughter. You made me learn two things today. I should've known that bombing the Eggman Empire is an easy way to defeat them and make sure nobody gets reminded about how traumatized they were for them, but they should be destroyed in another way. Anything that doesn't cause chemical changes to their material, but only physical changes, as pieces of scrap from them can be used in many ways. I was just too focused on the former, but I should've known the potential of keeping the scraps."
Sophie: "Try them out!"
Sally: she creates a giant statue of her holding Sophie "See, Sophie?"
Sophie: "Wow! You are more skilled than I am!"
Sally: "I know, right?"
The End!
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