Red Flanders: Invasion of The Simpsons

Red Flanders: Invasion of The Simpsons is the sixth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
A time of peace has come upon the crib. But has other plans. Will our team of weird, horny, underaged social outcasts oppose their way out of this?
==Transcript==
[meanwhile at #hubba-bubba at luis_yt's discord crib]
anti-a$ap: yknow what i feel like starting on sbfw
anti-s$ap: lost media spongebob fanon shit
A$AP DND: haha the lost krabs and sandy sex tape
anti-a$ap: the lost patricia and sandy sex tape
A$AP DND: Robot Rock by Daft Punk.
MF DOOM: that would be dope actually, that lost media thing
MF DOOM: robot rock is an awesome song
Rockandloaded23: did someone call me
A$AP DND: explain why there's shit on this chair pls
MF DOOM: i d k
suq madik: how do you do a 4:3 crop?
A$AP DND: did Pluto do this?
suq madik: what? a 4:3 crop? ‘cos i dont know how 2
MF DOOM: @Dr. Pig
MF DOOM: you gonna defend yourself?
suq madik: defend myself from what?
anti-a$ap: he said this morning he had stomach problems
anti-a$ap: but i had to let him go
anti-a$ap: @A$AP DND can u like stop changing other peoples eps on sbf
anti-a$ap: if you have a problem contact the person
ASA₱ MANILA: i have a problem
anti-a$ap: you have a dick and andresbonik doesn’t?
ASA₱ MANILA: no but
ASA₱ MANILA: yeah why not
A$AP DND: i'm just fixing the characters man
suq madik: BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO A 4:3 CROP AND YOU GUYS WONT EVEN HELP ME ONE BIT?! UGH!
anti-a$ap: i know
anti-a$ap: but it violates the policy
anti-a$ap: probably
A$AP DND: anyone can edit tho
anti-a$ap: i know
anti-a$ap: thats the point
anti-a$ap: probably
anti-a$ap: idk
RTheNoob: do you realize i was globalled because of discord crib
ASA₱ MANILA: not our fault you said the word
RTheNoob: you mean?
Fandom has double globalled RTheNoob
rocknloaded23: Hello
rocknloaded23: Im just gonna say this
rocknloaded23: Those arguments yesterday were my fault
rocknloaded23: I had the idea to bring back the 2
rocknloaded23: Sorry
GoTheFuckToSleep: It's fine
GoTheFuckToSleep: But I had another fight today
rocknloaded23: With whom
GoTheFuckToSleep: Jasbre and Gene Scallop
rocknloaded23: oh
>Red Flanders has arrived. Party's over.
Red Flanders: Diddly
rocknloaded23: Whut
GoTheFuckToSleep: Who’s this fool
rocknloaded23: Why is ned flanders here
ASA₱ MANILA: Idk should we perma ban
Red Flanders: Diddly
Red Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos
Red Flanders: Where the diddly is everyone
GoTheFuckToSleep: I don’t diddly know
Red Flanders: Diddly fuck you
GoTheFuckToSleep: ok
Red Flanders: Diddly
Diddly
Diddly
I will fucking end net neutrality
I am a commie
Fuck you
Communism
I work at fcc
TITsumaki: Ned Flanders leveled up! LEVEL UP!
Red Flanders: Idgaf
Diddly satan
A$AP Rocky: why the ping
GoTheFuckToSleep: what ping
Red Flanders: Diddly
Doodly
Pooo
GoTheFuckToSleep: Giggity giggity
Red Flanders: Didly
Diddly
DiddlyDiddly
Diddly
Diddly
Diddly
Diddily
Fuckily youdily
A$AP Rocky: I love you Bigfoot
GoTheFuckToSleep: gayyyyy
A$AP Rocky: yeet
rocknloaded23: I got 4 pings wtf is happening
A$AP Rocky: bigfoot tryna conceal his idenTITy
rocknloaded23: O shit
GoTheFuckToSleep: TITS
rocknloaded23: Why as ned flanders tho
GoTheFuckToSleep: maybe he's trying to reach level 100 by spamming diddly
suq madik: maybe he wants to do a 4:3 crop
rocknloaded23: O
A$AP ROCKY: or get sum o tat attention
Red Flanders: @A$AP Rocky
@A$AP Rocky
@A$AP Rocky
@GoTheFuckToSleep
@GoTheFuckToSleep
@GoTheFuckToSleep
@rocknloaded23
@rocknloaded23
@rocknloaded23
A$AP ROCKY: lol
caught in the act
Red Flanders: Diddly fuck you
A$AP ROCKY: oooo
got me there
Red Flanders: I will diddly eat you
Im ned FUXCKING flanders
Fucking
Hell
Flanders
Fjsvwvwhd
F
S
F
F
W
G
J
Y
Fuck diddly all of you
@everyone
rocknloaded23: why tho
A$AP ROCKY: yu
nono he's good
he's fine he's bigfoot
rocknloaded23: Oh
That bigfoot
@Red Flanders
@Red Flanders
@Red Flanders
@Red Flanders
@Red Flanders
@Red Flanders
Red Flanders: Fuck you
I will eat your soul
I am satan
A$AP DND: @Red Flanders im gonna put a toothpick under your toe nail, and force you to kick a brick wall
Red Flanders: @A$AP DND im gonna gently place a cross into your excretion point
A$AP Rocky: I was just talking about getting a cross out of the agnostic's excretion point
A$AP DND: ha
A$APenis: @Red Flanders what fa-
FANDOM POLICE is here, everybody hide!
FANDOM POLICE: A$APenis, this is not an appropriate topic to be asking about on FANDOM, regardless of your personal opinion. Please stop bringing it up.
A$APenis: i’m sorry
FANDOM POLICE: If it happens again, it’ll be a million years dungeon for you. And not the fun kind. No strippers or anything!
Red Flanders: says the-
FANDOM POLICE: HEY! HEY! You cannot say racial slurs on this site! It’s against the TOU! You know what happened to the Life in Bikini Bottom episode, “Purple Bastards”, right?
Red Flanders: (opens mouth)
FANDOM POLICE: STOP IT YOU FUCKING- Oh, um… Please do not imitate my foul language.
Red Flanders: eat a cock
FANDOM POLICE: Hmph.
A$AP Rocky: yeah and drink some paper while you're at it
FANDOM POLICE: A$AP Rocky, that is not an appropriate way to be addressing an officer such as myself. I should be going, anyway. Mama’s cooking my favourite! Deep spaghetti!
A$APenis: @Red Flanders eat a lamp
Red Flanders: @A$AP Rocky eat a sock
FANDOM POLICE: I’ll just leave you two… ‘wikians’ to sort this out. On with the show!
Red Flanders: @everyone
@everyone
@everyone
[A$AP DND has kicked Red Flanders]
A$AP DND: there
A$AP Rocky: right, that should be the episode do-
Red Flanders is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And Red Flanders is all out of gum.
Red Flanders: This isn’t even my final form
GoTheFuckToSleep: Didn’t know bosses could have three phases
Red Flanders: Rawr
Go to hell
I will end your spinoffs @A$AP DND
Ni-
anti-a$ap: NO N WORDS
A$AP VANILLA: >no n words
A$AP VANILLA: last time i checked no was an n word
ASA₱ MANILA: Welcome, Homer Simpson. We hope you brought pizza.
Homo Simpson: Stupid Flanders!
suq madik: This is fucking hilarious
suq madik: how do you do a 4:3 crop
ASA₱ MANILA: i’m wearing a crop top, trying to bait some instagram users right now
Homo Simpson: D’oh fuck you.
A$AP DND: @Red Flanders you cant do anything right
LOL
Red Flanders: Neither can you.
A$AP DND: oh yeah?
i can read Where’s Spot?
what about you
[A$AP DND has kicked Red Flanders]
Red Flanders has joined the server! It's super effective!
A$AP DND: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red Flanders: Aaa
AAA
A
A
A
A
GoTheFuckToSleep: and he came back back back back again xD
Red Flanders: dont kick your god
[A$AP DND has banned Red Flanders]
GoTheFuckToSleep: rest in peas
rocknloaded23: rip flanders
A$AP DND: just the way he wanted
FUCK
NED FLANDERS SENT A FRIEND REQUEST
Welcome, Ned Flanders. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GoTheFuckToSleep: How did he get unbanned
[GoTheFuckToSleep has banned Red Flanders]
rocknloaded23: rip flanders
A$AP Fatrick: thank you
GoTheFuckToSleep: You’re welcome
Big Bart Simpson showed up!
Bart Simpson: eat paint
ASA₱ MANILA: did you know that paint has a lot of health benefi---
AN HOUR AGO IN THE DISCORD CRIB DIRECT MESSAGING SERVER...
Luis: hey, when do we plan on actually writing a line lol
Polar: idk
maybe when we actually know what it's about?
man, we either suck at coming up with ideas
or are really good at procrastinating
SpongeBot678: probably procrastinating
you know me
i cant concentrate on anything other than-
Luis: dora the explorer having sexual relations with diego the explorer?
SpongeBot678: no
IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE FBI...
SpongeBot678: he knows about dora
Diego: how much are you willing to pay me to do the job
SpongeBot678: a human body and a will to write the next discord crib episode
Diego: done
BACK AT THE CRIB
>ASA₱ MANILA has been executed
A$AP VANILLA: oof
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