Rugrats in Paris: The Movie/Transcript

== 1. The Bobfather ==
(The camera shows the Wombat club, where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding.)
Tommy: I believe in the playground. It's my favordist place in the whole wild world, but 2 yesterdays ago (Angelica dips a cookie in a glass of milk) a thing happened when we were playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binkie and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil: Binky, bye-bye.
Tommy: They make my brother cry. (Angelica dips a cookie in a glass of milk again) So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the Bobfather!"
(Shows Angelica with a milk mustache sitting at a desk.)
Angelica: You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care if the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy: Um, no. Dil just wants a new binkie.
(Angelica spits out milk.)
Angelica: That's it? A binkie? I don't get to squeeze no ones head of pull no ones hair?
Tommy: Uh, no.
Dil: Binkie please.
Angelica: Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. (Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring) Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge!
(Tommy and Dil leave and go into a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is playing the accordion while everybody claps. Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to dance.)
Chuckie: 9, 11, uh, 20...
Susie: Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
Chuckie: But I'se go to, Susie. They just keep getting tangelied up.
(Susie laughs.)
Sean: Hi Tommy. (Playing His Guitar)
(Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake.)
Lil: Faster, Phillip! We gots to get the peoples on top.
Phil: I got dibs on the feet.
Tommy: Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
(Phil and Lil slid down the wedding cake.)
Drew: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
Charlotte: I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or two. It couldn't have made an impression.
(Cut to Phil and Lil talking to Angelica.)
Lil: Uh, Bobfather, We founded this in our crib.
(Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse.)
Angelica: Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil: So that's where I'd left 'em!
Cut to the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he (quickly pulls it up.)
Wedding DJ: And now let's give a warm of applause to the number 1 newlyweds out of this weeks top 10 married couples: Mr. Lou and Lulu Pickles!
Grandpa: Come on, Lulu. Let's show these whipper snappers how it's done!
Lulu: I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
(Grandpa and Lulu start to dance.)
Betty: So, Chas, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose lookin'. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
Chas: Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
(Cut to Angelica talking to Chuckie.)
Angelica: You're like family to me, Finster. Name your wish.
Chuckie: Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather. I don't know what to wish for.
Angelica: Just pick something already! (Chuckie picks his nose) I don't mean your nose!
(Susie comes in.)
Susie: Come on, Chuckie! Grandpa Lou's throwing a gardner.
(Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room.)
(Sean Plays The Sax & wearing the Sunglasess)
(Angelica sees a baby in a bear suit sucking on his binkie.)
Angelica: I'll take that binkie.
(Angelica snatches the binkie from the baby and he starts to cry.)
Angelica: Here you go, drolly.
(Sticks binky in Dil's mouth.)
Angelica: It fell off a truck.
Tommy: (satisfied) See, Dilly? You got your wish!
(Grandpa gets punch from the punch bowl.)
Drew: I'm really happy for you, pop.
Stu: Yeah. Lulu's a great lady.
Grandpa: Yeah, she's a keeper. Of course no one will ever replace your mother. It's her love in here that helped this old geezer love again.
Wedding DJ: All right, folks, now it's time for a special dance for all the kids and their moms.
(Didi picks up Tommy and Dil.)
Didi: Mommy just loves dancing with her handsome boys.
(Music plays as all the mothers dance with their kids. Chuckie looks sadly at everyone dancing.)
Chuckie: Angelica... Wait, Angelica! I think I know - I know what I want to wish for now. I'd kinda like to have a new mommy.
Angelica: Sorry, Finster. That game's over. 'Sides I'm wanted on the dance floor.
Sean: Listen The Game is not over. Ok?
(Angelica gives her mother a hug.)
Chuckie: But that's my wish.
(Chas was sitting at the table, Chuckie was still watching everyone dancing, then Chas comes up to him then hugs him.)
Chas: Well, it's getting late, Chuckie. What do you say we head home?
(Chas picks up Chuckie and they leave. Cut to Chuckie's house where Chas is looking through old pictures of Melinda until Chuckie comes out of his room awake.)
Chas: Chuckie, what are you doing up? (Chuckie yawns) I was just looking through some of our old things. Remember your Wawa? Your mommy made it for you. Oh, Chuckie. Your mommy was an amazing woman. I bet she's in heaven right now looking down on us. I've been missing her so much, Chuckie. You know, maybe we could use a mommy touch around here. Huh, little guy? (Chuckie went back to sleep)
== 2. A New Mommy ==
(Cut to Stu and Chas using the internet while the babies are outside.)
Stu: You gotta love the internet Chas. Behold the future of dating.
Chuckie: What are they doing?
Tommy: My daddy's helping your daddy catch some dates on the net.
Sean: Really. (Turn His Head Around)
Chuckie: What are dates?
Phil: Big raisins that make you poop.
(Angelica comes.)
Angelica: What is with you babies and poop?
Tommy: Gosh. Where do you want us to start, Angelica?
(Cut to inside.)
Chas: Wow. My own webpage. Chas Finster, bureaucrat, bachelor. Are you sure this is going to work?
Stu: Would I do you wrong, Chas? Look you already have 12 dates.
Chas: Wow that's triple my lifetime record. Look at this one. She loves sunsets, long walks on sandy beaches and is (Chas gets closer to the screen while he removes his glasses) not allowed in the state of Kentucky. I don't know about this, Stu.
Angelica: Let me put it to you this way. Dates is for people like Mr. Chuckie's daddy who don't got no wife.
Sean: Huh?
Lil: But why does Chuckie's daddy need a wife?
Angelica: Oh, what I have to put up with. 'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife then that means Chuckie gets a new mommy.
Chuckie: I'm really gonna get my wish?
Angelica: Yeah, so long as you stay in my good flavor.
Lil: I didn't know she had a good flavor.
Chuckie: Guys, guys. I'm gonna gets a mommy and I bet she's gonna be clean and cuddly and nice.
Tommy: That's great, Chuckie.
(Sean has Cash Eyes)
Phil: I hope she's not too clean.
(Later, in France - Paris...)
Coco LaBouche: (to actors on stage) What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! (to Jean-Claude) I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude?
Jean-Claude: It moves me deeply, Madame.
(The mechanical Reptar starts moving as a woman runs away screaming.)
Man: (singing) That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side.
Woman: (singing) The way things are going our village will be fried.
(Reptar breathes fire. He then short circuits and his head falls off.)
Coco: That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll.
Jean-Claude: I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles right now!
(Kira dials Stu's telephone number. It's three o' clock in France. Stu wakes up and accidentally picks Dil's bottle up instead of the phone.)
Stu: Hello. (Stu picks up the telephone.) Hello.
Kira: Hello, Mr. Pickles. This is Kira Watanabe from EuroReptar. I'm sorry to call so late but the Reptar that you designed is broken down and my boss is having a fit.
Stu: Reptar's a hit? That's great.
Kira: We need you to come to Paris on the next flight.
Stu: Paris? Oh yeah. The city of lights.
Kira: Madame, kindly recommends that you...
Stu: Come with my family and friends. Okey dokey. Here.
(Stu hangs up Dil's bottle instead of the phone and gives the phone to Dil.)
Kira: Hello Mr. Pickles. Hello. Are you still there?
Stu: Hey, Didi. We're going to France.
Didi: Oh, Stu. I'm too tired to dance.
(Didi and Stu get up in surprise.)
Didi and Stu: France?!
Sean: France! Yes! (Smart-Case Walking)
Angelica: I'm going to France and you're not. I already know how to "parsley-voo-francy". Which for your information means speak French.
Susie: (in French) Mais j'ai mal aux oreilles pour les français qui vont t'endendre. I feel sorry for the french people who will hear you. Au revoir.
Angelica: No one likes a showoff, Susie.
(Beginning of the Rugrats song.)
Tommy: We're heading out, babies. There we go.
Angelica: Get your stubby legs moving no time to pick your nose.
Tommy: We've got stuff to do. Let's take Spike too. We're on our way to France. Don't forget our underpants.
(A suitcase full of clothes bursts open and clothes go everywhere.)
Tommy: We're heading out babies we're on our way.
Rugrats: Here we go on a big exciting trip.
(Phil and Lil go up on the escalator.)
Tommy: We're heading up, up, up, up, up. Hang on to your diapies. Don't lose your bib. Get moving babies. I hope we're all packed.
Chuckie: We don't know when we're gonna to get back.
Tommy: No time to worry about getting stinky. I hope you remember to pack your binky. (Dil throws binkies in the air) We're taking off. Whee! We're on our way to france, paris.
Phil: How the heck do you work this thing?
(Phil and Lil's safety jackets puff up.)
Sean: That's cool.
Chuckie: I don't know I think I'm gonna scream.
(End of the Rugrats song.)
(The plane takes off. The Rugrats are watching a karate movie on the plane and start to do karate moves with Robosnail and Reptar. Phil drops Robosnail on the floor.)
Phil: Whoops. Guess Robosnail thought he could fly.
(A baby presses a button on the plane and his mother comes.)
Tommy: Wow. Press a button, get a mom.
Chuckie: I never saw a mom button before.
Sean: It's no big real.
Lil: Let's see what kind of mommy your button gots for you, Chuckie. (Lil push the button)
Phil: Hey. I wanna press the button, Lillian.
Lil: You want the button, Philip? You can't handle the button!
(A stewardess steps on Robosnail by accident.)
Stewardess: Oh, look a toy that was already broken. Unfortunately the union forbids me from picking it up. That's a job for your mommy.
Sean: Liar.
Phil: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread.
Lil: Let's try again.
Chuckie: No. Let's not, Lillian. I'll just wait for the bobfather to bring her. Whenever that is.
Tommy: Let's go ask her, Chuckie. She just sneaked behind that curtain over there.
(Cut to Angelica listening to music and kicking a man's seat. The man then throws up in a bag. Tommy pulls the cord on Angelica's CD player.)
Angelica: Hey, what's the big idea?
Chuckie: Hi, Angelica.
Angelica: Oh. For feet's sake. Can't you see this is the no dumb baby section?
Tommy: Sorry, Angelica, but Chuckie was kinda wondering when his new mommy was comin'.
Angelica: I'm working on it and I almost had a good one but then I got so hungry I just had to sit down.
Chuckie: Maybe you need a nap.
Angelica: Or cookies.
Chuckie: Or cookies.
Angelica: And ice cream.
Chuckie: And ice cream.
Angelica: Which happens to be in that kitchen up there.
Chuckie: Be right back. Come on you guys.
Lil: Where are they going? There's lots of neat stuff down here, Philip. Like a hairy toothbrush. A tato chip.
(Lil eats the potato chip and Phil picks up barf bag.)
Phil: Hey, somebody must have lost their lunch.
(Lil laughs and Chuckie climbs on a cart and rolls wildly down the aisle knocking down luggage.)
(Chuckie falls in Angelica's lap.)
Angelica: Finster!
(The oxygen masks fall from the ceiling.)
Lil: Look, Philip. Party hats.
(The stewardess makes the Rugrats leave.)
Angelica: Thanks a lot, diaper bags.
Sean: Quiet Angelica.
Betty: I smell a ripey diapie.
Didi: Come on, sweetie. Time to get changed.
(Sean Relaxing)
(The song "I Want a Mom That Will Last Forever" start. Chuckie looks sadly at his wawa. The shape of Chuckie and a woman who he imagines to be his mother appears in the clouds. Fade out)
== 3. Euroraptorland ==
(Arrived in Paris' airport, France. Mylène Farmer's song "L'histoire d'une fée" can be heard in the back ground.)
Stu: Hey, hey. No one else is being picked up by a guy in a Reptar suit.
Didi: I was just thinking the same thing.
Reptar Man: Welcome to Paris. I've been asked to take you directly to EuroReptarLand.
(Angelica pushes the Rugrats and she skipping.)
Angelica: Out of my way, babies. The prettiest, smartest, bestest girl gets the front seat.
Sean: Whoa.
Phil: So why is she in such a hurry?
Lil: My tummy's all bubbly.
Phil: Don't worry, Lil. I got your baggy.
(They all get on the Reptar bus and the bus takes off)
Chuckie: Looky. Reptar's house. Pokyo sure looks different on TB, huh?
Angelica: Pokyo? Don't you know nothin'? This is Paris. You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil: Wee, wee.
Angelica: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.
Reptar Man: Welcome to EuroReptar.
The Rugrats: Yay! Reptarland!
(Cash in Sean's Eyes)
(The Reptar bus drives into EuroReptarLand. Cut to Stu's hotel room.)
Stu: Et Voila! Our Parisian pied-à-terre.
Betty: Pretty posh digs.
Howard: Uh, the beds are quite comfortable.
Betty: Yeah? Incoming!
(Betty jumps on the bed and Howard falls on the floor.)
Howard: And so is the floor.
Kathy: Hi, You must be sean.
Sean: Yeah.
Kathy: I'm Kathy
Sean: Lucky Name.
(Cut to the Rugrats making a mess in the bathroom but they seems amazed in front of a bidet.)
Lil: This is the most beautiful-ist potty I've ever seen.
Tommy: I'm a diapie man myself.
(Water squirts up at them.)
Phil: Wow, a potty that squirts you back.
Chuckie: I don't know you guys. I squirt myself enough already.
Charlotte: We're off to the boutiques. Au revoir.
Stu: Okay, it's time to meet Ms. LaBouche, the woman who made all this possible. Shall we? (Stu notices that Betty, Howard and Didi are asleep.) Well, Chas. It looks like you, me and the kids.
Chas: Oui, oui mon ami.
(Spike looks out the window and notices a poodle being chased by a dog catcher.)
Dog Catcher: Come back!
(Spike runs down the stairs knocking over a man with a tray and the dog catcher. Stu and Chaz go up the elevator in EuroReptar.)
Chas: Gee, Stu. Seems kinda odd to have a Japanese theme park in the middle of Paris.
Stu: It's a new century. Just go with le flow.
(Stu and Chas arrive.)
Kira: Bonjour, welcome to EuroReptar and one of you must be Mr. Pickles.
Stu: That would me moi and this is my good friend Charles Finster.
Chas: And this is my son, Chuckie.
Kira: Hi, Chuckie. Oh, I like your bear. What sweet children. Is this your first time in Paris?
Chas: Well France, yes but I've been to Paris, Texas a number of times.
(Angelica sneaks in Coco's room. She notices the head of Stu's destroyed Reptar robot.)
Angelica: Wow.
(Angelica then draws her attention to a bowl of chocolates. Phil and Lil see the head of Stu's Reptar robot.)
Lil: Reptar's head.
Phil: I wonder if the bobfather had anything to do with this.
Tommy: Come on, Chuckie. It's a wadey pool.
(Chuckie and Tommy laugh while Phil and Lil see fish in the pool.)
Lil: Oh, they look hungry.
Phil: Must be lunch time.
(Phil takes out a worm and eats it and also, Coco enters the room.)
Sean: Oh No.
Coco: ... just don't leave no fingerprints... Where did those filthy little bookends come from? Oh, what have you done to my priceless collection of koi fish?
Jean-Claude: I told you to get the piranha.
Coco: Jean-Claude, call the dog catcher, the exterminator. Do something!
Jean-Claude: Oui, Madame. Kira!
(Kira picks up the Rugrats.)
Kira: Come along, children. Um, Madame. Mr. Pickles is here.
Coco: Oh good. Send in the clown.
(Shows Angelica eating under Coco's desk.)
Coco: So if it isn't our brilliant designer.
Stu: Well I wouldn't say brilliant.
Coco: Neither would I.
Kira: Why don't we take the babies to see the princess parade while they get better acquainted.
Chas: The kids would love that.
Coco: See this face? If I don't get it soon I never want to make this face again. Now get to work!
Stu: I'll have it working in no time. Mechanical expertise is my middle name.
Coco: Then your first name should be, "I have no".
Jean-Claude: Sorry to interrupt your episode but it's the boss on the phone.
(Mr. Yamaguchi appears on the T.V. screen. Angelica continues to eat chocolate under Coco's desk.)
Coco: Oh Monsieur Yamaguchi. So nice to see you.
Mr. Yamaguchi: As you know I'm stepping down as president of Yamaguchi industries and I've begun a search for my replacement.
Coco: Splendid. I except.
Mr. Yamaguchi: You are one of the many under consideration.
Coco: But I have made millions for this company.
Mr. Yamaguchi: The candidate should not be concerned only with money. They must understand what it means to bring joy to children, in fact they themselves must have the heart of a child.
Coco (whispering): I must have one in a jar somewhere. (to Mr. Yamaguchi) In fact I'm engaged to a wonderful man with a baby all his own.
Mr. Yamaguchi: Congratulations, Madame. I look forward to attending the wedding and seeing you with your new family. We'll discuss the promotion then. Goodbye.
Jean-Claude: What now, Pinocchio?
Coco: Years of crawling my way to the top gone to waste. Why am I not some child's tender mother? Why? Why? Why?
Jean-Claude: Because you hate children and men fed you to be a heartless shrew.
Coco: There has to be a spineless little man with a brat of his own somewhere out there.
(Angelica comes out from under the desk.)
Angelica: Bonjour?
Coco: My chocolates are in her little American stomach. Jean-Claude, get them back!
Jean-Claude: Open wide. Say ahhh.
Angelica: No wait!
Coco: You have 5 seconds to come up with a reason why I should not focus some ideas!
Angelica: Because I can stick five raisins up my nose and I sing real good and forever and ever is a really long time.
Coco: Quick, Talk.
Angelica: And I know where you can find a spiny little man with a brat of his own?
Coco: Time's Up! I think I just made a friend.
== 4. Princess Parade ==
(One day The Princess parade is starting and crowd cheering.)
Tommy: Wow. Isn't this neat, Chuckie?
Chuckie: I don't know. There's something kinda weird about a guy in a ponytail and a dress.
Sean: Kathy, Wanna go ride on the Roller Coaster later?
Kathy: Sure.
Chas: Golly, Kira. You're a natural.
Kira: (giggles) Well I have a beautiful little girl to thank for that. Kimi. She's almost two.
Chas: So's my Chuckie! Not a girl I mean but you know...
Kira: Oh look. The princess is coming. Once upon a time there was a mighty dinosaur named Reptar. Everyone ran away from him except the beautiful princess. She was not afraid because she could see that Reptar was not vicious. He was lonely and unhappy so she promised to take care of him and keep him safe and loved forever and ever.
Chuckie: Foreber and eber...
Sean: That's Forever & ever.
(Cut to Angelica talking to Coco and Jean-Claude and she eats ice cream.)
Angelica: My mummy says Mr. Chuckie's dad is so desperate that he'll marry the first lady that plops the question.
Coco: Excellent. Now run along before you give me lice.
Angelica: Hey, what do I get out of this deal?
Coco: Huh? Why should I give you anything?
Angelica: Gee. I don't know. Because I could accidentally tell someone why you want to marry Mr. Chuckie's dad.
Jean-Claude: An extra scoop for cunning.
(Jean-Claude gives Angelica another scoop of ice cream.)
Coco: Tell Auntie Coco what you desire.
(They look down at the Princess parade.)
Angelica: Let's see. Not much. Just my own float in the Reptarland parade with matching ponies and my own fashion show and to be the flower girl at your wedding.
Coco: And who says Americans are greedy? I'll take care of it, Angélique. Jean-Claude, find out where our guests are dining tonight. Love is in the menu.
Lil: This place gots the biggest babies I ever sawed.
Phil: That's gotta be one stinky diapie.
Sean: No there not, They are Sumos.
Kathy: Excuse Me, I'm looking for the ugly stepsister, Anastasia.
(Anastaisia shows up)
Kathy: There you are. I hate to bother some ideas.
Anastasia: Who's a guy?
Kathy: I'm not sure. Maybe it s kind a something.
Anastasia: That was so lame about this.
Didi: When I came to France I had dreams of "bouillabaisse", "crêpe Suzette", chicken "cordon bleu"...
Betty: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I had dreams of eating with a fork. Now pass the squid brains.
Sumo Wrestler: It's karaoke time!
Betty: Well, do- re-mi!
(Beginning of the sumos' song)
Sumo Wrestlers: Toot, toot, hya, bip, bip. Toot, toot, hya, bip, bip.
Sumo Wrestler 1: Bad girl.
Sumo Wrestler 3: Talkin' 'bout the sad girl.
Sumo Wrestler 1: Hi baby!
Sumo Wrestler 3: Bad girl.
Sumo Wrestler 2: Talking 'bout the bad, bad girl.
Angelica: Eat all the cookies in plain sight.
Sumo Wrestlers: Chewin'.
Angelica: Pickin' on the dumb babies. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sumo Wrestlers: Always have to be right.
Angelica: They're so easy to trick and tease.
Sumo Wrestlers: 'Cause they don't know a thing, baby.
Chuckie: And when I seed the magic sprinklies in my hand, I knowed she was the one.
Tommy: You mean you want the princess to be your new mommy?
Chuckie: Yep. She's everything I've been wishing for. She's real nice, she loves Reptar and bestest of all we could live happily forever after.
(Stu tries to eat with chopsticks. Coco LaBouche comes up to them.)
Coco LaBouche: Stewart, what a surprise.
Stu: Everyone, this is Madame LaBouche.
Coco: Uh, uh, uh, Mademoiselle. And who is this devastatingly handsome red head man you are trying to hide from me?
Stu: That's my good friend, uh, Chas Finster.
Coco: Enchantée.
(Chas tries to talk with food in his mouth.)
Chas: Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.
Coco: Call me Coco. And that adorable misproportioned ragamuffin must be your son.
Sean: I'm Sean.
(Kira walks with Kimi to Chas and Coco.)
Kira: Madame LaBouche, Madame LaBouche?
Chaz: Oh. Hi, Kira.
Coco: What?!
Kira: I'm sorry to interrupt Madame, but these need your signature.
Chas: Can you join us for dinner?
Kira: Why I...
Coco: Oh, you're much too busy, Kira.
Chaz: Oh, that's too bad.
(Kimi laughs as she walks up to the other babies and then turns her head to the grown-ups.)
Chas: That must be Kimi!
Coco: Who?
Kira: My daughter.
Coco: Oh. Of course.
Kathy: Uh...
Tommy: So, Kimi. Do you and your mommy and daddy live in ReptarLand?
Kimi: Not exactly. It's just me and my mommy and we live in Paris. But I gets to come here all the time.
Chuckie: Kimi, you met the princess?
(The Rugrats look out the window and see the volcano and fireworks.) 
Kimi: Sure. Lots of times. She lives up there in that castle on that bowlcano and comes out between explosions.
Sean: That's Valcano
Tommy: Now we know where to find your new princess mum, Chuckie. Chuckie?
Chuckie: Sorry. I stopped listening after explosions.
== 5. Ooey Gooey World ==
Chas Hey, do you think Kimi would like to come to the park with me and the kids tomorrow?
Coco: What a coincidence. I planned to spend the day with her there myself.
Kira: But, Madame. You never...
Coco: ...tire of taking care of your daughter. So it's a date. It will be just you and me and that adorable swarm of infants.
(Spike sniffing around Paris. He then urinates on the Eiffel Tower.)
Phil: Wow! Robosnail!
Lil: I think I'm in lub. Hi Rubey.
Sean: So Many Objects.
Stu: Why didn't you people just follow my design? I used paperclips and rubber bands for a reason! I love their fries and everything but this is advanced robotics.
Chas: It looks pretty complicated.
Stu: Actually it's not. You just put on the gear and anything you do Reptar does.
(Stu moves his arm and so does Reptar.)
Stu: It's so simple a child could work it. Right, champ?
(Stu put the helmet on Tommy. Tommy nods his head and so does Reptar. A man falls out of Reptar's mouth.)
Stu: Sorry!
Man: J'vais tomber! Aaaaah!
Stu: Did I say child? I meant young adult.
(Coco walks for Kimi.)
Coco: Bonjour, everyone. (Kimi grunts.) Ready to go mon cheri?
Chas: Let me just get Dilly settled.
Kathy: Coco please leave them alone?
Coco: And how is this precious cookin today? (Dil hits Coco with his rattle and he laughs.) You're just a lawsuit waiting to happen. Aren't you?
Coco: Mon cheri, I could listen to your fascinating health history all day.
Chas: Then I'll tell you all about my poor sinus drainage when I get back from the little boy's room. Would you mind holding Dil?
Coco: Uh, of course not.
Sean: Rugrats, Here's a plan. You see this camera?
(Rugrats Agrees)
Sean: If the Ninjas capture you, I'll come to rescue you.
Phil: This should be good.
Coco: So we meet again. (Dil spits on her.) Oh, delightful. (Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.) Kira, they're staring at me and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do ?
Kira: Just smile and be nice.
Coco: Hello. You are not horrible. (Dil pulls on Coco's lips.) No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips?
Tommy: I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Coco: Stop it, you dripping urchin.
Phil: I don't think she likes Dil too much either.
Lil: She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy.
(Dil starts to cry.)
Coco: Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?
Kira: Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down.
(Coco bounces Dil up and down and he throws up on her.)
Chas: According to Lipshitz Dilly just gave you a gift.
Coco: Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life.
Chas: Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator!
Coco: Pardon?
Kira: "Children are my life". It is a classic.
Chas: "Dapple laughter, patting feet".
Kira: "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites!
Coco: "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat" it's one of my favorites.
Chaz: Wow. (The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.) Oh dear. They're getting fussy.
Kira: Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World?
Coco: Ooey Gooey World?
Chas: Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!
(In Ooey Gooey World, Chas, Coco and the Rugrats float through Ooey Gooey World as a song plays. Behind the couch is a land of smudge, a home to wrappers, toys and fudge, gummi bears, balls of hair...)
Coco: Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
Chas: Look. No hands. Whee!
(Lil picks up the goo.)
Lil: It's so soft and squishiful.
Phil: Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up.
(Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.)
Chuckie: And egg-sackly how I am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googlied up?
Kimi: Here.
(Kimi sprays Chuckie with water.)
Chuckie: Thanks, I guess.
Tommy: Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!
Chuckie: You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.
Phil: That didn't stop her.
Kimi: Come on. I'll show you the short cut.
Chuckie: Kimi, no! You guys!
(Tommy, Kimi, Phil and Lil get off the cart.)
Kimi: What are you waiting for?
(Chuckie gets off and they leave.)
Chuckie: Oh Great. Another Tommy.
Kira: Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!
Coco: Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out!
Kira: Security, we have an emergency situation!
(An alarm goes off as security guards dressed as ninjas chase after the Rugrats.)
Man 1: Allons-y.
Man 2: Suis moi. Vite, vite!
(The Rugrats go up the stairs and Chuckie looks down on the ground. The Rugrats running to the water fountains. They stops and Kimi follows the Rugrats. The water fountains pops up the guards.)
Lil: This goo is giving me a diapie rash.
(One of the guards steps in the goo and trips and his pants fall off, but all the other guards trip over him. The Rugrats go up the escalator and go down a slide and as they continue down the slide, one of the guards flies off and The Rugrats runs to the elevator.)
Kimi: I told you I knew a short cut!
Phil: That was the longest short cut I ever took.
Guard: Zere zey are.
(The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.)
Tommy: There's the princess.
Lil: Isn't she beautiful?
(The princess goes back in.)
Chuckie: Oh no. She's gone...
Tommy: Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.
Chuckie: You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me?
Tommy: Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try.
(Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.)
Tommy: Go ahead, Chuckie.
(The guards come up and snatch the Rugrats.)
Man: Ha ha ha ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey... (Got shot)
Man 2: Huh?
(Sean Arrives)
Sean: Get Back! I Warning You.
Ninja: Don't shoot us. OK?
Sean: Put the kids down or else I'll shoot.
Ninja: Oh Dear. (Putting the Rugrats down)
Sean: Good. It seems like... You're Dead! (Shot the Ninja)
Ninja 2: Ow!
Sean: Flying Machine.
(Smart-Case transform into Flying Machine)
Sean: Go Rugrats, Save yourself!
(Rugrats flying away & Sean beats the Ninjas up)
(Rugrats arrived to Kathy's)
Tommy: Kathy!
Kathy: Hi Rugrats, What's happening.
Chuckie: Sean save us!
Kimi: And the theme park has Ninjas!
Kathy: I'll Go!
Kathy: Oh No! Sean's Smart-Case.
Phil: Sean is...
Lil: Gone!
(Kathy Sobs)
(Knocking)
Kathy: Who's there?
Sean: It's a Ninja Gaurd.
Tommy: Oh No!
(Kathy Opens the door)
(Rugrats scared, but it turns out is Sean)
Sean: What do you think?
Rugrats: Yay!
Chuckie: He's all right
Kathy: Sean! thank goodness you're all right.
Sean: I'm Glad we're safe now.
Chas: ... Ooey Gooey World!
(The Ninjas shows up sadly)
Coco: Ninjas! did you got them back?
(Ninjas thinks no)
Coco: It can't be right. Just... Go! Leave me.
(Ninjas leaving)
== 6. Chuckie Chan ==
(Goes to Spike who is knocking a trash can down the stairs.)
Man: Oh, la! Ca va pas non? Sale chien! Va t'en!
(He sniffs around and finds Fifi. They sniff each other then they wag their tails.)
Chas: We're both lactose intolerant, love kids and she finds bureaucrats fascinating.
Betty: Who doesn't, you babe magnet.
Didi: Well just be careful, Charles. I wouldn't want you to rush into anything.
Chas: I won't. Don't worry. First I have to see how Coco and my little Chuckie get along. He and I are a team, you know.
(Sean charging himself inside of his Smart-Case sleeping)
Chuckie: Tommy?
Tommy: Yeah, Chuckie?
Chuckie: Do you think that someone like me could ever learn to be brave like you, my daddy and Reptar?
Tommy: Sure.
Chuckie: But how, Tommy?
Tommy: Well, uh, maybe you could try thinking of something else next time you feel a-scared.
Chuckie: I tried that once but I just thought of something scarier.
Tommy: Why don't you try thinking about stuff that makes you feel good?
Chuckie: You mean like my Reptar nightlight or my Happy Hippo blankie or my favoritest moon rock?
Tommy: Uh huh.
Chuckie: Or, or a new mommy? Next time I see the princess I'm gonna be brave.
Chas: Sweet dreams, Chuckie.
(Chas goes into his room and finds a gold inhaler on his pillow.)
Chas: What's this? A gold inhaler. Gee, most hotels just leave mints. Chad, you take my breath away. Forever yours, Coco". Chad?
(Goes to Chuckie's room where he is having a dream. Chuckie dreams he is Chuckie Chan. During the song Chuckie imagines he is fighting monsters, ninjas, dragons and other scary things.)
Woman: If you've been chased around by a kung-fu choppin' clown.
Man: He'll come slidin' to the rescue.
Angelica: Yeah right.
Woman: And if your rickshaw's been attacked by a samurai pack.
Man: He'll break up the party.
Woman: If he's not on the potty.
Both: You don't have to worry.He's got fists of fury.His masterful karate kicks turn dragons into chopsticks.
Woman: Here comes Chuckie Chan.
Man: Here comes Chuckie Chan.
Woman: He's always ready when there's danger at hand. Here comes Chuckie Chan.
Man: Here comes Chuckie Chan.
Woman: Martial Arts expert of ReptarLand.
Angelica: Yeah. That'll be the day.
Woman: Here comes Chuckie Chan.Man: Here comes Chuckie Chan.Woman: He makes bad guys say they're sorry with the side of his hand.Woman: Oh, here comes Chuckie Chan.Man: Here comes Chuckie Chan.Woman: Martial Arts expert of ReptarLand.
Woman: Go, Chuckie!
(Chuckie goes to open the princesses door then wakes up.)
Tommy: Chuckeroo. Chuckie. You gots to get ready.
(Sean pops out of his Smart-Case & He's fully charged)
Sean: It's a big day.
Lil: Angelica says we're gonna get to see the princess in a show with Reptar.
Tommy: This could be your chance.
Chuckie: I'm gonna meet the princess?
Tommy: Yep.
Chuckie: I'm gonna meet the princess. Gee, Tommy, maybe I should take her a present. Something real nice so she knows how much I want her to be my mommy.
(Angelica make up lip gloss for the mirror.)
Angelica: You want a princess to be your mom? What about Coco?
Lil, Phil, Sean, Tommy and Chuckie: Who?
Angelica: Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. The Reptarland lady.
Tommy: That lady's not the princess, Angelica.
Chuckie: Yeah. I'm gonna get the real princess for my mommy.
Angelica: Listen up, babies! I'm supposed to ride in my own parade on a float with lots of pink carnations and ponies and you better not mess it up for me!
Sean: Shut Up! (Gasp)
Angelica: Rude.
Phil: I know somebody who needs a nap.
Sean: Where's Spike?
(A man calls Spike and Fifi over.)
Cuisinier: Viens ici! Viens ici! (He puts a newspaper down) Chéri, chéri, oui. C'est ça. (He gets them pizza from the garbage) Mmm, bon appétit, petits chiens!
(They try to eat it but it gets stuck to their faces. They then sit on a bridge looking out on the water.)
Sean: Wow.
Lil: The show's gonna start. Who gots the cookies?
Phil: Right here.
Lil: Yum.
Phil: Yeah, tasty.
Lil: Looks like a booger.
Coco: Bonjour, mes amis. Let me show you to your seats.
Kathy: Coco!
Chas: Thank you for the inhaler, Coco. Whenever I wheeze I'll think of you.
Coco: Who says Americans are not romantic? Oh, how is Coco's favorite boy?
(Chuckie runs away.)
Sean: Stop it.
Chas: He must be excited about the show.
Phil: Eating this goo is making my tummy bubbly.
(A green bubble comes out of Phil's pants.)
Lil: I thought you could only do that in the bathtub.
(Cut to Angelica talking to Coco.)
Angelica: Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco: Fabulous, We're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica: And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries the princess instead of you, right?
Coco: What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica: 'Cause um... Well um, the Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mum and let's face it lady, you're no princess.
Coco: Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude: Ooh I smell trouble, Sean.
Sean: Yes.
Jean-Claude: Have this potion, It will make Chas loves Coco.
Sean: No, I can't
Jean-Claude: You Can Do This! Not like yesterday.
(Sean Nervous)
== 7. Mommy Princess ==
(Inside the theater, the Rugrats are watching the Reptar show. Reptar destroys the village and the princess shows up.)
Woman: Oh, the princess.Man: She's beautiful.Princess: Reptar, he's no ordinary monsterHe's a lizard with a heart of goldDon't believe the lies you've been toldHe's a fire breathing child to meI see sweetness when I lookInto his large yellow eyesHe's got a sensitive stareOne that can hypnotizev He may be rough on the outsideBut inside...
Phil: I hate it when they sing. B...he's a lost childHe's the kindest monster I've ever metStu: See how nice his head stays on.(Coco sneaks to the back of the stage.)
Reptar, I'll protect youReptar, I'll hold youAnd I'll be there for you (Kira picks down Kimi and she sits over Tommy and Chuckie.)ReptarAnd never go away
(Coco snatches the princess and steps out onstage dressed like her.)
Coco: Reptar, I'll protect you!Reptar, I love youAnd I'll be there for you, (Chuckie walks toward Coco) Chuckie.Forever and a day.Chuckie: Forever and ever.
(Chuckie holds up Wawa for Coco.)
Coco: I'll be there for you.
Chas: Wow, he's sharing Wawa.
Coco: Reptar, forever and a day.
(Coco takes off her mask and grabs Wawa.)
(Sean shocked)
Kira: Madame LaBouche?
(Chuckie tries to get his Wawa back but she keeps pulling on it.)
Lil: That lady's the princess?!
Tommy: She can't be!
Chas: Bravo! Bravo! Isn't she talented? Gosh, you guys. I think Chuckie and I are both in love.
Photographer: Say "brie"!
All: Brie!
(Freeze frame.)
Photographer: Merci.
Didi: Charles, I'm delighted that you've met someone special here in Paris but don't you think you're rushing things? Marriage is a big step.
Betty: Why wait did? They're two crazy kids in love.
(Sean pouring some juice in the cups & He put a one drop of the love potion in the cup for Chas)
Sean: Hey, Chas.
Chas: Sean?
Sean: I didn't know about what just happens.
Chas: Coco is not gonna be my bride.
Sean: Really?
Chas: I Hope so.
(Sean took Chas' cup) Sean: No no! That's my drink. This is yours.
(Sean drink his juice with a potion & He gives Chas a wrong drink)
Lil and Phil: Oh! Wow!
Lil: My tummy's not been this happy in forever.
(Phil burps and sees a fly.)
Phil: Hey. Looks like it's time for desert.
Tommy: Get us something good, Dilly.
Chuckie: Sure is gonna be great having my princess mommy. Isn't it?
Tommy: Of course it is, Chuckie.
Chuckie: Then how come I don't feel so good?
Tommy: Well um... maybe this thing is too tight.
(Dil falls off the table.)
Coco: Do you see those sticky fingers? Jam covered mouths. Dirty little faces! Disinfect them! What are you doing with that mangy thing? (Coco tries to snatch Wawa) Give me that! How dare you defy me?
Jean-Claude: You babies are nuts.
Coco: You are going to be mine. You will do things my way!
(The Rugrats let go Wawa and bump into a pedestal. A vase falls and breaks.)
Coco: Jean-Claude, take those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
(Sean shows up really mad)
Sean: I knew I don't care about them!
Kathy: Sean!
Sean: Forget it. You're all liars
(All Gasps)
Angelica: Looks like you dumb babies will be missing the wedding.
Coco: And don't forget the big mouth too.
Jean-Claude: My pleasure, Madame. & I want all the Ninjas to take over.
(Kira opens the door and surprised in terrible.)
Sean: I'm Going to leave!
Angelica: Keep your hands off me you big bully! What do you think you're doing? I'm the flower girl.
Jean-Claude: I feel your pain, Mademoiselle. Unfortunately you just got "le boot".
Angelica: But what about my float and the matching ponies?
Kira: Madame LaBouche!
Coco: Burn this hideous, moth eaten plaything. I never want to do it again!
(Coco slams the door. Kira is so sad and she hugs Wawa.)
Sean: Goodbye, Kira for good.
(Sean Flies away)
(Jean-Claude is driving the Rugrats in a Reptar car.)''
(Sean flies back to america)
Coco: To Notre Dame and move it!
Kira: Madame LaBouche, you cannot go through with this. It's obvious you don't really love Chas or Chuckie.
Coco: Which is which again?
Kira: (gasps) I can no longer stand by and watch you destroy their lives. I'm going to tell Chas the truth and there's not a thing you can do to stop me! (screams)
(Coco throws Kira out of the limo. Kira screams and grunts.)
Coco: Except throw you out on the curb. Au revoir!
(The limo drives off and Kira tries to chase after it.)
Coco: Looks like our little mouse is up for the chase. Step on it.
(Kira can hear a bicycle bell dinging and she looks at the bikes.)
== 8. Freak Flag==
(Sean is back home so sad)
(Door opens)
Sean: Hello. Anybody home? Grandpa Lou? Grandma Lulu?
Susie: Well, I hope you can take you times.
Sean: Susie, Where is everybody?
Susie: Their gone. It turns out nothing will change.
(Sean Leaves)
Sean: What am I going to do?
(Everyone arrives and look at Sean)
Wilbur: Listen up, Boy! We spend out whole lives wishing. We weren't so freakin' strange. They make us feel the pain. But it's they who need to change.
Max: (spoken) The way they think, that is.
Wilbur: It's time to stop the hiding. It's time to stand up tall. Sing hey world, I'm different, and here I am splinters and all! Spliters and all.
Gidget: Let your freak flag wave.
Sean: My what?
Gidget: Let your freak flag fly.
Wilbur: Thats what im talking about!
Gidget: Never take it down, never take it down Raise it way up high! Yeah! Let your freak flag fly! Let it fly, fly, fly!
Sean: It's hard to be a puppet.
Sean: So many strings attached.
Dorothy: But it's not the choice you make. Its just, how you, were hatched!
All: Let your freak flag wave, let your freak flag fly. Never take it down, Never take it down, Raise it way up high! Let your freak flag fly!
3 Lucky Guys: I'm proud to be a pig.
Max: I raise my furry fist.
All: Papa Bear, Papa Bear.
Lisa Loud: It's time a tell the world I'm a scientologist!
Sedusa: I did some time in jail.
Willy Wonka: I smell like sauerkraut.
Swiper: I'm gonna shed my house coat.
All: You work it out! Let your freak flag wave! Let your freak flag fly! Never take it down never take it down. Raise it way up high!
Sean: Yes! It all makes sense! We maybe freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to LaBouche! (sung) Never take it down Raise it way up high!
Dorothy: We've got magic We've got power Who are they To say we're wrong?
All: Wrong!
Dorothy: All the things that make us special Are the things that make us strong! What makes us special,
Dorothy: What makes us special.
All: What makes us special Makes us strong! Let your freak flag wave! Let your freak flag fly! Never take it down, never take it down Raise it way up high! Let your freak flag fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
Sean: I'm wood! I'm good! Get used to it!
All: FLY!!
(Song Ends)
Sean: Come on, Let's Go tell everyone!
(Everyone Cheers)
== 9. Plans/Angelica Confesses ==
Jean-Claude: Glass cutter?
Ninja: Check.
Jean-Claude: Teleport Booth?
Ninja 2: Check.
Jean-Claude: Robotic-Arm?
Ninja 3: Check.
Jean-Claude: Nylon rope?
Ninja: Check.
Jean-Claude: Computer deprogrammer?
Ninja 2: Check.
Jean-Claude: Stopwatch?
Ninja 3: Check.
Jean-Claude: Pocket laser?
Ninja: Check.
Jean-Claude: Infrared reflex?
Ninja 2: Check.
Jean-Claude: Portable detonator?
Ninja 3: Check.
Sean: Double-Decker Sofa?
Susie: I Think it's in a plane machine.
Sean: Sheets?
Conrad: It's got holes in it.
Sean: Lame alien?
Alien: (Beep Boop)
Sean: Arcade machine?
Peter Pan: It's out of order.
Sean: Marker?
Willy Wonka: Uh... Lost.
Jean-Claude: Pneumatic drill?
Ninja: Check.
Jean-Claude: Clone Machine?
Ninja 2: Check.
Jean-Claude: Radar gun?
Ninja 3: Check.
Jean-Claude: Walkie-talkies?
All: Check.
Chuckie: I'm sorry, guys. If I didn't want a princess mommy so bad, we wouldn't be in this terrible place.
Tommy: It's not so terrible. I mean, at least we gots Reptar to keep us company.
Chuckie: Well, I decided I don't want a princess mommy no more. I don't need the magic and sparkly dust. All's I wants is a real mommy like you guys gots. I want a mommy who smiles and talks nice to me and tucks me in at night and tells me stories... and... who loves me.
(Chuckie starts to cry.)
Angelica: Oh come on, Finster. Don't cry.
Chuckie: I can't help it, Angelica. I feel bad! My daddy's marrying a lady who doesn't like me or my Wawa or my friends!
Sean: Fishing Pole?
Swiper: Oh Man! I just had one.
Spy Creature: Did you leave it in your other jackets?
Swiper: I Don't have no other jackets!
Sean: Rubik's Cube?
Dorothy: Mixed Up by accident.
Jean-Claude: Harpoon gun?
Ninja: That's you.
Jean-Claude: Check. All right team, Let's go for it.
Sean: Popcorn?
Oswald: Slimer ate it.
Slimer: Sorry.
Sean: Well, I think that's it.
Lou: OK Everybody, Let's go for it!
(All Cheering)
Sean: I'll go get Rex Pester & the other villains.
Angelica: Actually, Finster. It's sort of my fault.
Tommy: What do you mean, Angelica?
Angelica: Well... let's see. Where do I start? It's like this. Mr. Yummyhoochie was on T.V. and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well she had one in a jar but she still needed a spinney man with a kid so I told her how you wanted a princess mom and she was supposed to get me my own princess float but she made the whole thing up!
Angelica: I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
The Rugrats: Oh!
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad, yucky! Bad!
Angelica: Pipe down, droolly!
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
== 10. Going In ==
Rex: Thanks for invited us Sean.
Mechanikat: I Agreed.
Sean: We made it to paris.
Kathy: Sean?
Sean: Kathy! (He kiss her) Kathy, I'm so sorry about what happens.
Kathy: I Know.
Sean: The church, Come on we gotta stop the kiss.
Kathy: Right.
(Everyone goes to the church)
(Howard tries to fix his camera.)
Didi: Oh, Betty. Finally we get to see an authentic Parisian landmark: Notre Dame.
Betty: Yes, seen one church you've seen 'em all. Wake me if you see a hunchback.
Chas: I wonder where Jean-Claude is with the kids. I can't start without my little guy.
(Jean-Claude shows up behind the walls)
Jean-Claude: I hope it will work.
Katie Mitchell: This will be nuts.
Isis: It's no big deal.
Lew: Let's go.
Bud: Hurry Up.
(Sean Drives the plane machine)
Sean: Made it.
Batman: Then let's get in there.
(Cut back to the Notre Dame Cathedral. Fat Cat plays a piano. Howard is filming Coco.)
Coco: Keep that Kira out until the very last "I do".
Howard: Goodness. Here comes the bride!
Didi: Without the wedding march?
Drew: Without the flower girl?
Chas: Without Chuckie?!
Coco: Go, go, go! Start!
Chas: Coco, we can't start yet. Chuckie's not here.
Coco: Oh, darling. We will tell him all about it.
Chas: But I want to share this moment with my son.
Coco: That is what videotape is for. Go ahead.
Minister: Bonjour, everyone. I would like to welcome the family and friends of Monsieur and Madame...
Coco: Yes, yes, yes. They can read that in the program. Let's begin! Shall we?
(Sean tries to open the door)
Sean: My, This door is locked.
TinkerBell: Then how do we get in?
Sean: Easy, I will go through the window right up there.
Swiper: Why you?
Sean: It's a small window & I'm a thinnest
Kathy: Come on, Give me a hand with this Ladder.
(They put the ladder on the wall)
Marry Poppins: It won't reach.
Captain FeatherSword: I Guess we don't get in.
Kathy: Well, If we don't get in We'll never gonna stop the wedding. Sean, you climb up & I'll get the jack out of the plane machine.
Sean: Ok.
(Sean climbs up & Kathy use the jack to lift the ladder up)
Kathy: That's it, No more jack.
Lisa: He still can't reach it.
Hefty: Don't worry, Sean is a gym swinger at high school.
Kathy: When you get in open the door!
Sean: OK.
(Sean through the window and fells down.)
Sean: I'm all right.
(Sean Open the door)
Sean: Come in folks.
Kathy: Yes!
Sedusa: Let's go.
(Chas whispers something to the minister.)
Minister: Charles would like to recite a poem to his bride.
Chas: It's our favorite. Remember?
(Chas rolls out a long roll of papers.)
Sean: Kathy.
Kathy: Yes?
Sean: We can do this together.
Kathy: Ok. (She kiss sean)
Sean: To the air vent.
Chas Squeaky giggles
Wiggly toes
Teeny tiny button nose
Rosy lips and soft wet kisses.
Coco: It's gonna take forever.
Chas: Grasping fingers
Dimpled chin
Pudgy bellies
Velvet skin.
Coco: Skip to the end! Marry us now!
Sean: Come on we gotta hurry!
Kid 1: I don't think it's good.
Kid 2: Stay calm.
Mime: Dans quelle direction pouvons-nous aller? (In English Which way can we go?)
Sean: This way.
Gnome: This is annoying.
(Sean opens the air door.)
Sean: Oh No!
Minister: Chas. Will you take Coco to be your loving wedding wife?
Chas: I...
(Jean-Claude notice Sean)
Jean-Claude: Just say it, Say "I Do"!
Chas: I...
Sean: Quick.
(Sean goes down & put a hook on Coco's dress)
Sean: Perfect.
Chas: I Do... No wait, I don't. I Don't!
Minister: Too late, You married, I announce this couple, Husband & Wife.
Sean: Now!
(Gnomes pulls Coco)
(Coco screams and everyone shocked)
Sean: Let go!
(Gnomes let Coco go and Coco fells)
(Everybody gasp)
Stu & Drew: Sean?
Sean: Dad, Uncle Stu quick, to the theme park!
(They run to Reptar land)
(Kids shows up cheering)
Coco: (Sreams) Childrens!
Kids: Charge!
(Everybody panics)
Coco: Jean-Claude, Help!
Jean-Claude: Security we need all the Ninjas we need!
(An alarm goes off as the robotic arm press 9 the few times and press enter and make all the ninjas chase after the kids)
(Kids fight the people, kid throw the rock to fake Coco off the cake, another kid pie-faced at the minister and kids attacking Coco)
==11. Big Battle==
Sean: Tommy? Chuckie? Angelica? They could be anywhere!
Stu: Hey, You go that way and we'll look this!
(Ninjas arrives to the church and kids putting mud on the floor)
Ninja: There!
(Ninjas slipped on the mud by accident)
Sean: Chuckie? Tommy? Angelica? Anyone here?
Angelica: Did you hear something?
Tommy: No?
Chuckie: I Hear somebody.
Phil: It's must be...
Lil: Sean!
All: Hey Sean, We need help!
Sean: Don't worry we'll get you out of here! Uncle Stu I found theme!
Stu: Tommy! Angelica!
Angelica: Uncle Stu Help!
(Stu trying to open the gate)
Stu: Drew, We found them there in here. Quick get A load with this wrecking ball!
Drew: Good thinking.
Sean: Rugrats, Get away from the gate!
(Rugrats stand back)
(They broke down the gate)
Drew: Angelica.
Angelica: Daddy. Uncle Stu.
Sean: OK, We have to go get Kimi Pronto.
(Kids keep beating the ninjas up & Kathy let Everybody to fight them)
Lou: Let's get them!
(Everyone Yells)
(Harry & Marv shows up and They look at the Characters & Kids fights the Ninjas and they swim back)
(The Coachman shows up trying to catch the kids)
(He yells at them but he is caught by a net)
(Everyone keep fighting the Ninjas)
Patch: Take That!
(Ninja got hit by a rock)
Coco: I will prove them!
== 12. Sean's Truth==
(Cut to the preschool. Kimi draws on the chalkboard.)
Preschooler #1: What ya drawing, Kimi?
Preschooler #2: It's a green thumb.
Preschooler #3: It's a pickle with legs.
Preschooler #1: It's Reptar.
Kimi: Right!
Preschooler #1: No, I mean it's really Reptar!
(The Reptar robot walks on the preschool.)
Sean: I got this right here!
(Reptar knocks the top off the preschool.)
Sean: Oops, That is Unexpecting.
(The kindergarteners all run away. Except for Kimi, whose waves at the robot.)
Kimi: Hiya, Reptar!
Sean: Kimi, We need you!
(Reptar's hand picks up Kimi and she said?)
Kimi: Wow. I've never been on this ride before. (giggling) Whee!
(Reptar puts Kimi down)
Sean: Ok.: Hovor-Bus!
(Smart-Case transform into a Hovor-Bus)
Sean: Let's Go!
(Off they went)
(Kira Spike and Fifi stops the church.)
Sean: We made it!
(Smart-Case back to normal, Sean broke down the door)
Stu: Let's go!
(they made it inside)
Sean: Hi Kathy!
Kathy: Sean.
Sean: Whoa!
(Kids fighting the Ninjas)
Drew: That's a lot of ninjas!
Spy Creature: Bang!
(Rock hit the ninja)
Ninja: Ow!
(Kira opens the door)
Kira: Madame LaBouche!
Chas: Kira!
Kira: Back away from my groom.
(Everyone gasp)
Coco: How did you come here?
Sean: You heard them.
Jean-Claude: Sean?
Sean: Rex pester turns them bad to good. Hey, Where's Rex pester?
Kathy: And Mechanikat & his goons?
Lou: Oh. He's still in the machine.
(Plane machine open the door itself)
Rex Pester: Thanks.
(Other Villains comes out)
Delilah: Ooh!
Bad News Bird: Careful.
Isis: I Thought it's going nuts.
Ignatius: It's not really stupid.
Coco: What?
Sean: He's our crossover team now.
Rex Pester: You didn't know about the crossover, Isn't it.
Jean-Claude: You can't stop the wedding now.
Mechanikat: As if.
Jean-Claude: Kira, why don't you go back to work and let Coco married Chas.
Kira: I Don't care. Charge!
(Kids, Characters & Ninjas fights each other)
(Maniac knocked the ninjas)
Ninjas: Ouch!
(Helmet Guy Shoots the ninjas)
Mr. Incredible: Frozone, Yeah!
(Frozone freezes the Ninjas)
Ninjas: Get them!
Rita: Have a lift!
(Ninjas floating away)
Snooky Wookums: Bad News Birds, Get Them!
(Bad news birds throw dice bombs at ninjas)
(Pogo-Man made cracks and ninjas fells in)
(Yang shoots lava and Red shoots water at ninjas)
(Ninjas tries to shoot them but Mario hit the fireball at them)
(Wolf blows the ninjas away)
Sean: Kathy, Angelica, Come with me! (He hits the ninjas) Take That, and That, and That, and This!
(They made it down)
(Peter rolls his bowling ball at the ninjas)
Peter Pan: Strike!
Jean-Claude: There's too many Kids, Married Chas Now!
(Coco Kiss Chas)
Kira: No!
(Everybody Shocked)
(Coco married Chas)
(Kira is so sad, and everybody failed, but it turns out Chas hits Coco and everybody gasps)
Kira: Chas!
Chas: Kira.
Jean-Claude: Sean! You're supposed to give him a potion!
Sean: Well, I Guess I give him a wrong drink.
Jean-Claude: Ninja.
(Ninja hit Sean)
(Everyone shocked)
Sean: (Gasp) My songs, It's Blank!
Angelica: Bad Ninja!, You're a bad ninja!
(Ninja tries to get angelica, but Susie hits the ninja)
Angelica: Susie?
Susie: Hi angelica.
Angelica: How did you come here?
Susie: Your brother helps us.
Coco: Ow, Why did you hit me for?!
Chas: You can't married me.
(Characters gasp)
Kathy: It's True.
Coco: You didn't know about it. It seems like you're all a Mindless, Soil, Shocking Looser, I Can't stand the chance aabout this!
Sean: No LaBouche, You're wrong. Kids are not the ones who Disrespectful. I couldn't focus that way, It's you who needs us!
(Everyone Gasp)
Sean: And we lots stronger then you, The thing is I could do it!
(Crowd confused)
Sean: And You. And you don't get this, Don't you.
(Coco hits Sean)
(Crowd Gasps)
Coco: I'll give you respect.
(Kathy save Sean's life)
Coco: Oh. Kathy.
Jean-Claude: Uh Coco I hate to interuppted I...
(Coco shocked)
==13. Fight the Ninjas==
(Everybody is mad at Coco)
Coco: You characters stand back!
(Characters and kids geared up)
Jean-Claude: Oh, This is a bad idea.
Kathy: You see Coco love is the feelings we care, Chas loves Kira, Chas will married Kira and the bad guys... Defeated.
(Everybody screaming and fights the ninjas)
Kathy: Quick we gotta hurry!
(Puncher punch the ninjas)
(Whistle blows)
(Ninja chasing after Jetta and Sam but hurt his foot by Rocky)
James: Ow!
Centipede: Polly want a cracker?
(Centipede hit the skull parrot)
(Kind Alien vanish and The Ninjas hurts each other)
(Batman throws the Battering at the ninja)
Sean: Take that and That!
Ninja: Ow!
(Sean is surrounded)
Kathy: Sean!
(Kathy hits the ninjas and she kiss him)
Sean: Thanks.
(Shooting the seats)
Jean-Claude: What?!
(Ninjas Chasing after the kids)
Hugh Neutron: Eat doughnuts, you fiend! (throws in the ninjas) Honey-glazed! Chocolate! Chocolate with sprinkles! Lemon custard! (throws a doughnut in the ninjas)
(Ninja slipped on a donut)
Ninja: Whoa!
(Ninja Crashed)
Ninja: Oh.
(Poker pokes a bad guy with pork-stick)
Monstar: (Yells)
Ninja: Ow.
Sean: It Got to be Someways, but no time to get to the theme park since I had a plan.
(Marge & Homer look at the ninjas out the window)
Marge: Homer, did you see that?
Homer: There's so many Ninjas going to the church.
Marge: I Hope they are nuts.
(Sean made the machine from Cosmo's Warehouse)
Cosmo: Hey, Boy! What are are you doing?
Sean: Sorry, Cosmo Spacley. Since it's your real name, I Going to stop the ninjas who taking over.
Cosmo: So what can the ninjas do anyway?
(Ninjas is going to captured Cosmo)
Cosmo: No, Stop it! Wait!
Sean: Freeze Ninjas! (He Frozes the ninjas)
(Kathy hits the ninjas)
Kathy: Take that you idiot.
Sean: Pie Face!
Fat Cat: Nice Shot!
(Ninja got spated by pies)
Sean: Take this! (He making the Ninjas wet)
(Clippers cuts the ninja's clothes)
(Ninja Chuckles)
Sam: Nice one Clippers.
Jetta: You can talk?
Tommy: Way to go, sean.
==14. Brain Blast!==
Homer: So you are taking over the church, I Don't care, This is a ten times that I warning you...
Marge: Homer take a look.
Kent: This is Kent Brockman live news at Paris there is a lot of Kids, Characters & Ninjas fights each other at the church, Because there was a boy named Sean Pickles who is trying to save everyone.
Homer: That's odd.
Marge: Come on, We had to go downtown...
Homer: To Get Pie?
Marge: To get a chance.
Homer: Oh right.
(Ninjas shooting)
Sam: look Out!
(Oswald got shot)
Linda: Oh no!
Mechanikat: There's too many of them!
(Crowd panics)
Farmer Smurf: Smurf that way!
(Everybody is Screaming)
(Violet screams)
Ninjas: Charge!
(Machine making more)
Sean: That Machine is making more Ninjas than it was, And I'm all out of weapons! Think... Think...
(Inside Sean's head, Magical)
Sean: Brain Blast! I can do my magical powers. I can stop the ninjas, destroyed the machine and still have time for the wedding.
Sean: So where can I get much powers? Food world? Magic world? Disc world? Ah, Magic World that's it! Rugrats bring me the Magic wand.
(Rugrats give Sean a wand)
Sean: Thanks!
Ninjas: Get them!
Sean: I gotta hurry. Abracadabra!
(Sean makes magic and made the machine destroyed)
(All of the ninjas are dead)
Sean: We did it everybody!
(Crowd cheers)
(Spike, Fifi and Wolf barks cheerful)
Coco: No! (yells sadly) You terrible characters ruined my wedding!
Chuckie: No!
(Coco Gasp)
Chas: Chuckie, You said your 1st word!
(Chuckie laughs)
Sean: Congratulations everybody.
(Crowd cheering)
(Coco is leaving but she is stopped by the police)
Police man: You need to tell it to the judge. You're under arrest for being a theme park woman who let the kids attack you.
Coco: I was just going to love him!
Police man: good luck in jail.
(Police Officers putting Coco in the police car and taking her to Prison)
Jean-Claude: Madame...
Anastasia: My you look gorgeous. (She is trying to kiss him)
Jean-Claude: No, Get away from me!
(Anastasia chasing after Jean-Claude)
==15. Chas Gets Married==
Stu: Go get'em, Anastasia!
Betty: Looks like Spike found himself a little patootie. Come here my little pumpkin pies.
(Betty picks up and hugs the twins as the rest of the grownups does the same with their children.)
Charlotte: What a holiday.
Kathy: Mission accomplished.
Kira: Chuckie, I have something that belongs to you.
(Kira gives Wawa to Chuckie and he hugs him.)
Chas: Thank you, Kira.
Kira: Chas, I am so sorry. I wanted to tell you about Coco but...
Chas: No, no, no, no. It's my fault, Kira. I guess I got caught up in the romance of Paris. I'm sorry, little guy.
Kira: "Oh, how my heart beats wild".
Chas: "Each time I hold my precious child". Wait, you know that poem?
Kira: Oh, it is my favorite.
Sean: Alakazam!
(Sean making Kira's wedding dress with magic)
Kira: Thanks Sean.
Sean: Hey, Kathy ready to have a kill 1000 of ninjas dance at home?
Kathy: No.
Sean: I will take that as a Yes.
Stu: Kira, Are you going to married Chas?
Kira: I Do.
Minister (Last Word): I Annoucce this couple husband and wife. (He fainted)
(Chas kiss Kira)
(The camera zooms the church. Sometime later...)
(Fireworks Launched and people hurting the ninjas with swords)
Stu: And now the bride and groom will cut the cake.
Chas: Now be careful, Kira. The knife is very sharp.
(Kira uses the knife and cuts the cake.)
Didi: Wasn't the wedding beautiful?
Betty: I'm just glad I didn't have to return the toaster oven this time.
(Cut to the room Angelica talking to Kimi and Chuckie.)
Angelica: Let me put it to you this way, bobfather. We've been back home for a bunch of yesterdays and you still haven't delivered the goods. You got your mommy wish so what do I get snotfather?
Kimi: Angelica, you show him no aspect. You can't talk to him like...
Chuckie: Angelica, you come to me on the day of my daddy's wedding to ask me for Cynthia Chateau and matching ponies and a bunch of stuff I just can't never get ya.
(Susie opens the door.)
Susie: There you are, you guys. Come on, the grown ups are giving away all the cake.
Kathy: Cake?
Angelica: Cake? Game over.
Sean: What have I told you ealier? The game is not over.
(The Rugrats cherring and leave the room.)
Kimi: Wawa's a really nice bear.
Chuckie: Thanks. My old mommy gave it to me.
Kimi: Do you ever miss her?
Chuckie: Sometimes but then I remember that she's up there watching me from heaven. I guess I'm lucky. I got 2 mommies to look after me now.
(Kira and Chas comes.)
Chas: There's my little guy. Kimi, sweetheart. May I have this dance?
(Chas picks up Kimi and he hugs her.)
Kira: Chuckie, would you like to dance with your new mommy?
(Kira walks with Chuckie.)
Kira: Sean.
Sean: Yes Kira?
Kira: Music.
Sean: Say no more.
(Sean plays music as they start dancing. Chuckie gives a Kira hug and Kira kiss with Chuckie. Angelica tries to get to the cake.)
Angelica: Let me at that cake. Hey lady, ever heard of a thigh blaster. Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it.
(The Rugrats are on the table eating the cake.)
Angelica: Who do you babies think you are?
Tommy: Well I'm Tommy and this is Lil...
Phil: And she calls us dumb.
Angelica: Give me that cake right now! 
(Angelica gets hit with cake.)
Tommy: Good throw, Dilly.
Angelica: That's it! Prepare to meet your caker!
(Tommy gets hit with cake.)
Chuckie: Hey, guys. What you're doing? (yelling) Food fight!
Kathy: Take That!
(Chuckie gets hit with cake and a food fight starts.)
Phil: Hey, Susie. (grunts)
Sean: Cake-Launcher. (Smart-Case transform to Cake-Launcher and he shooting cakes)
Susie: (gasps)
(Susie duck the cake and Angelica gets hit with cake. Phil and Lil tug of war the cake and Phil gets hit with cake. Dil toss the cake and Kimi throw the cake.)
(Boris gets hit in the back of the head with cake and Grandpa Lou laughs. Boris hits grandpa with cake Drew falls the cake and Chas and Kira gets hit with cake. Chas and Kira laughs. Kimi and Chuckie throws the cake. Betty gets hit with cake and Howard laughs. Everyone starts to throw cake at each other.)
Kimi and Chuckie: Whee!
Chuckie: Well, Tommy. I guess this is the way things are gonna be from now on. (laughs)
(They laugh and the fight continues.)
(The camera gets hit with cake Fade out.)
The End.
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