The Quest to unite the Fast Food Bathrooms

==The Quest to unite the Fast Food Bathrooms==
The Quest to unite the Fast Food Bathrooms began when Skim shady was brutally memed to death. This sparked Adams decision to gather the most powerful beings on earth and unite the 3 prime bathrooms, this started with the recruitment of the Weed-mancer Ashwood Kush as he wasn't doing anything else at the time, the next member would be Rabbi Greggers who resided inside the heart of Denny's but he didn't need convincing as he Knew they could not fail. And so they set off to reclaim the bathrooms, the only places of power capable of bringing people back from death besides Fazolis but not even Adam or Greggers could find it. 
Ashwood and Greggers found the first bathroom located in Cracker-barrel, this would be easy as the Men were eager to please their god.... but the Leada wanted to make a trade, so Greggers agreed to help him in his time of need. They were presented with an ornate golden plunger.
Adam Found the next Bathroom in Little Caesers were he was greeted by The Little Caesars who were also willing to trade for access to the bathroom, so Adam gave them The Rucksack of a Thousand Explosions and in turn he found an ornate bottle of Domestos.
Finally they found their way to the final bathroom located inside Dominoes, though the place had been abandoned by teens hungry for dough long ago as a new subway opened up across the road, so they made their way inside and stumbled across the ornate gold toilet of god, legends say God created the universe after eating too much Fazolis one night. After they cleaned out the shitty mess using the Domestos they used the plunger to help flush down the filth though it did not go all the way down but instead shot back up while also spitting out the revived body of Skim shady. As Adam and Sam locked arms and laces they were interrupted by the blood curdling battle cry of Haggarty as he leapt through the bathroom door at Skim but he was prepared as he beat him into the wall using The Power of God before it shattered in his hands, though as they were all distracted by the fight Crusty Hair snuck up and suffocated Skim with his greasy neck beard hair and dandruff before the crew could stop him Skim was already dead so as punishment Greggers sent Crusty Hair to the deepest darkest pits of The Taco Bell Urinals while Haggarty's body was left inside the wall of the Dominoes Bathroom while Skims body was left to rest in the Nuclear Fusion Fryers of Denny's.
Though Adam hasn't fully recovered from this event he still continues to seek out adventure with The Crew.