Transcript:Horrid Henry: Happy Birthday Peter!

Mum: Are you excited about your party, birthday boy?
Perfect Peter: Oh, yes. We're going to play Happy Hippo Hunt and Dancing Daisies and...
Mum: Don't forget the clown.
Perfect Peter: Oh, yes, the clown!
Horrid Henry: Yeah, you're the clown round here.
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry.
Horrid Henry: If it's his birthday, then why do I have to have a bath?
Mum: Now off you go and help your Father with the goody bags.
Perfect Peter: Yippity Yippity yee!
Mum: Now I've got to go and finish decorating the cake.
Horrid Henry: Cake? Hmm, things are looking up.
Mum: I've invited Ralph...
Horrid Henry: Yes!
Mum: ...to keep you company. But only if you behave, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Yes, Mum.
[Mum walks out of the bathroom and closes the door behind her]
Horrid Henry: Well, I suppose the worm has to have a birthday once in a while.
[Scene changes to Henry's garden. The Best Boys get a gift bag, but they found slime in it. They groan as they touch it. Henry laughs. The scene cuts to the living room with the Best Boys playing Musical Chairs. Dad plays the panpipes for a few seconds before stopping. All try to get in a chair, but Ted couldn't and was out. However, Peter and Sam found the chair was stuck on their buttocks, since there was glue on the seats. Ted tries to get the chair off Peter's buttocks while Henry laughs. The scene cuts to the backyard. Gorgeous Gurinder blindfolds Peter. Peter walks towards the donkey with his tail.]
Horrid Henry: Get ready! Now! [Ralph and Henry jump and land on the seesaw while Peter is on it, catapulting him into the sky while Ralph and Henry wave goodbye to him. The scene cuts to the bathroom as Henry laughs] LET'S PARTY!
[Title card shows]
[Peter stands in front of the house looking at the balloons. Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph watch as Spotless Sam and Tidy Ted walk in the gate, carrying a birthday present each]
Perfect Peter: Sam! Ted! Yippee!
[Sam and Ted gives Peter their presents]
Sam and Ted: Happy Birthday, Peter!
[excited, Peter, Ted and Sam run inside]
Perfect Peter: Yippity Yippity YEE!
[Henry and Ralph watches as a silly-looking car parks outside the house. A clown, carrying a big bag comes out and walks in the garden gate. Henry blocks his way]
Horrid Henry: Sorry, you can't come in. We got a clown already, thanks.
Colin the Clown: Yeah, and he's standing right in front of me.
[The clown walks past Henry, just as Moody Margaret walks in the garden gate, carrying a present under her arm. She huffs and pushes past Henry]
Moody Margaret: Out of my way! I'm missing my favorite TV-show for this party. There'd better be jelly!
[Henry and Ralph looks at each other and runs inside. They passes past Margaret as she gives Peter the present, then they stops by the dining room.]
Horrid Henry: Wow! Look at that!
[The camera reveals the table with treats, including the birthday cake]
Rude Ralph: It's..It's beautiful!
Horrid Henry: It's mine!
[Henry runs towards the table, but is stopped by mum]
Horrid Henry: Woah!
Mum: (sternly) No cake until AFTER the clown.
Horrid Henry: (disappointed) Ooohh!
Moody Margaret: Where's the jelly?
[Mum pays the clown for his show then asks Henry for Peter's present]
Mum: Henry, have you got Peter's birthday present?
Horrid Henry: Err, yeah. It's upstairs.
[Henry and Ralph go upstairs to get the present]
[The scene to the Best Boys in the garden with Tidy Ted and Spotless Sam playing with a balloon and Peter opening his presents.]
Perfect Peter: Yippee! Ooh, a puppet. Thank you, Gordon. Roar! Roar! Ooh, look, Mum. I got a torch for reading fairy books at night, a pair of hand-knitted ear warmers, an encyclopedia of flowers and a box of disappearing chocolates from Margaret.
[Margaret ate all the chocolates and look shocked when Peter said disappearing chocolates.]
Mum: Disappearing chocolates?
Moody Margaret: Yeah. [She wipes the chocolate off her face.] They've all disappeared!
Horrid Henry: Ha ha, wait till Peter gets a load of this.
[Henry stops and sees Colin the Clown setting up for his show. And he sees him putting a banana into the red vase which is for a trick later on. Then he goes outside to Peter his present.]
Perfect Peter: [as the lion] Roar! Roar!
Horrid Henry: Here's your present, Peter.
[Henry throws the present over to Peter and it releases a stinkbomb. Everyone hold their noses due to how disgusting the smell is.]
Perfect Peter: It stinks!
Horrid Henry: Yeah, it's a stinkbomb!
Mum: Henry! How could you be so horrid? Now, inside everyone, the clown is about to start.
[Everyone runs inside to see the clown]
Tidy Ted: Oh, goody, goody, goody!
Perfect Peter: Yippee!
Mum: [holding her nose] One more trick like that and there'll be no cake for either of you.
Horrid Henry: No cake?
Mum: No cake. Now come inside with the others.
Horrid Henry: [groans] Let's get this over with.
[Colin jumps out of the present]
Colin the Clown: Hey, kids! I'm Colin the Clown!
[The kids clap expect for Henry and Ralph, then Colin trips over getting out of the box.]
Colin the Clown: Now, where's the birthday boy?
Perfect Peter: [as the lion] Roar!
Colin the Clown: AHH!!! What's that?
Perfect Peter: Uh, it's a lion.
Colin the Clown: Get it out of this room! I don't do lions!
[Mum puts the lion puppet in her pocket.]
Mum: Why not?
Colin the Clown: Let's just say I had a bad circus experience. Right, well. Now for some magic.
[Colins magics up a bunch of flowers and recieves applause.]
[Henry stands up.]
Horrid Henry: Very good. Now for some cake.
[Mum pushes Henry to sit back down.]
[Colin sniffs the flowers.]
Colin the Clown: Achoo!
[Colin pulls out a long rope of handkerchieves from his nose.]
Horrid Henry: We've got to hurry this up. I want my cake.
Colin the Clown: My next trick, is the amazing disappearing milk.
[He pulls it into some newspaper and Henry crawls over to him in attempt to speed up the show.]
Colin the Clown: Ha ha! The milk is gone!
Kids: Oooh!
[Henry finds an orange bag behind Colin which has the milk inside.]
Horrid Henry: It's okay, look! I found it for you.
[Colin is shocked and the milk goes all over him. The kids giggles.]
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry.
Horrid Henry: But I didn't do anything.
Colin the Clown: For my next trick, we have the amazing vanishing banana. 
[He pushes the banana through one ear and pulls it out from the other ear.]
Colin the Clown: Now, I shall make the banana vanish.
[He vanishes the banana]
Colin the Clown: Does anyone know where it went?
Horrid Henry: Yeah. [He goes over to the vase and pulls it out.] It's here.
[Ralph claps and Colin gets frustrated.]
Horrid Henry: Now can we have cake?
Mum: Not until the show is over.
Colin the Clown: He he, how clever you are, Henry. How would you like to be my assistant?
Horrid Henry: What?
Colin the Clown: For the Box of Bewilderment! I shall now attempt to make this clever little boy disappear.
[Mum is happy that Colin is making Henry disappear, but Margaret and Ralph are not and glares at her.]
Mum: Bravo! Bravo! Oh, lovely.
[Mum realizes what she just said and looks ashamed.]
Colin the Clown: Step inside.
Horrid Henry: Oh, all right, [to the viewers] I'll do anything for cake.
[Henry steps inside of the box. Colin closes it.]
Colin the Clown: Alakazam!
[When the box opens Henry's still there, but he's now wearing a pink tutu. Everyone starts to laugh and Henry gets embarrassed.]
Moody Margaret: Nice skirt, Henry!
Horrid Henry: [angerly] Hey!
Colin the Clown: Oops! That shouldn't happened, should it? Let's try again!
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