Minecraft Far Lands or Bust - Episode 712 - Robot Massage

Minecraft Far Lands or Bust - #712 - Robot Massage is the seven-hundred twelfth episode of Far Lands or Bust, and the seventy-first episode of Season 7.
==Video Overview==
===Talking to People===
Kurt leaves the Hidey Hole, gets Wolfie, and starts walking west saying this is closing out a stream. The Direct Relief fundraiser is up to $18,888.88 of the $50,000 goal. Kurt mulls over how long that has been taken, and also notes MCGamer stopped by a Direct Relief warehouse. It has been a period of solitude for Kurt, as it has been sixteen days since having a face to face in person conversation. He thinks he's had much longer stretches, especially in Arizona, but this is a bit more disappointing as he moved to Seattle theoretically to be near people. Kurt's follower mentality and lack of initiative has met he still hasn't seen too many local friends. He talks to Juno a lot in a baby voice, which is bizarre. Kurt emphasizes being pro-active, which he should do. Kurt also doesn't want a roommate, and as he flees from a Creeper he admits he is making excuses and complaints about both scenarios.
===Question: What items are in your pockets that you cannot leave home without? Similarly, what would you take related to hiking as well===
After listing wallet, phone, and keys, Kurt says that he is not a big fan of the Internet meme with carrying everything.
===Question: What is the strangest gift you've ever received from family, or friends, or a fan?===
Following Speedy's death, Kurt's mom has sent him lots of turtle memorabilia. One year for Christmas his parents gave him a tennis racket out of nowhere. Kurt speculates his parents told them to get it to inspire some athletic interest.
===Question: Would you own a cat?===
Cats seem too fragile to Kurt, which is weird to him. Kurt mentions that his mom got him Speedy without his dad's permission. Juno also seems like she might try to eat a cat. Kurt mentions that he saw somebody hiking with a cat for the second time in Washington, which is bizarre to him. 
===Question: Do you miss recorded series, or are you relieved you don't have to do them as much now?===
A skeleton pop out of a cave and misses Kurt with a shot, burning. Kurt sees more and runs away. He talks about some serious editing he's had to do and enjoyed. Doing this series has prepared Kurt so much for unedited content to the point where he resists editing. 
===Question: Have you ever gotten a massage?===
He jokes about massages being kind of silly, and there are other ways to relieve anxiety. He mentions he tried smoking marijuana once and didn't enjoy it.