Crap Elyag

Crap Elyag is the Crap Lom version of Elyag, they both mainly share the same characteristics such as their pure sigma male energy, carrying the others, the embodiment of sex itself, and Mr Money.
He will usually turn up to a Crap Lom meetup as one of the final members to arrive but with a big jolly greeting that gets everyone hyped up like it's a Zacky Wacky Weekend! Crap Shmexi will always be super excited when Crap Elyag appears to bless the group with his presence. Crap Poppy has a somewhat frienemy thing going on with Crap Elyag as some days they are super good friends, but some days he just cannot be arsed with Crapop's shenanigans and tells them to fuck off.
Crap Elyag would become the embodiment of Sex after Crap Joe passed down the power to him in order for him to enter the Inner Circle and stand strong as the definitive Sigma Male of the Crap Lom. Crap Shmexi has stated he was always at this power level and that Crap Elyag is just a 'beta bitch', much to his amusement.
During the events of Joseph's Basics, Crap Elyag will stand in a hallway which in result, stops Crap Kelloggs from getting past. He only allows people to pass if they give him a gift, in which he will happily move out of the way, this behaviour infuriates Crap Rusty and is referred to as 'Heracy', though Crap Pops just thinks they've lost the plot.