Episode 61: Popsicle Stick

=== Cast ===
Ed Larson, Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks
==== Prayer ====
Ben
=== Guests ===
Henry Zebrowski, Yannis Pappas
=== News Stories ===
By 2030, half the US will be obese.
Alaska woman in trouble after punishments featured on Dr. Phil of her dumping hot sauce on her son so that she could get on television.
California father told kid to toughen up then threw son overboard boat.
Pennsylvania couple charged with stealing food for wedding reception
=== Memorable Quotes ===
Ed- “I can’t believe this woman is in trouble, my mother hit me in the face with a telephone, I used to be forced laxatives, then run around with a garbage bag on.”
Holden- “To be fair your mom should be locked up…”
Ben thinks Murderfist was created in prison and Henry says “Murderfist originally was a gang for protection, and then eventually we discovered the love of theater.”
Marcus to Jackie- “Why does everything come down to eugenics with you?!”
=== Memorable Mentions ===
Holden talks mommy
Stealing
Vegans
Being fat
Ed works with Lindsey Lohan’s brother. At Village Pourhouse.
Making fun of Marcus’ new white headphones that Rebecca Trent got for him. And then they found out she got headphones for everyone and then they all greedy asking “where’s mine?“
Holden and Ben have the same charity idea: Keep boobs big.
=== Memorable Personal Stories ===
Henry used to steal gum all the time.
Covering Henry in hot sauce for a Murderfist sketch.
=== Segment ===
What charity are you setting up after you get famous?