The esa Movie: Heroes on the Run (Rewrite)/transcript

== Transcript ==
Movie Aired: March 6, 2021
Movie Copyrighted: 2020
This movie is rated PG.
NETFLIX PRESENTS
THE EXPECT SMART ACTUALLY PRODUCTION
CREATED BY BOBBY KING
A NICKELODEON, DISNEY & CARTOON NETWORK PRODUCTION
The scene cuts to where we see The Flying Dutchman's ship, wrecked. And they both chase Otto to get in the car. The slide transitions cuts to the castle from Scotland with a lot of angry people wanting a Krabby Patty, while Mr. Krabs enters the castle.
Villager #1 from The Loud House: Krabby!
Mr. Krabs: One at a time, people. One at a time.
He then chuckles and later starts pushing people to see Squidward.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, why ain't I seeing Krabby Patties rolling out the service windows? Where's SpongeBob?
Squidward Tentacles: How should I know? And, frankly, you won't find me complaining. Heh-heh!
Mr. Krabs then opens the door to the kitchen to see SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's with yer lollygaggin' boy? SpongeBob? SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Get out here this instant! That's a direct order! I don't get it. He has never missed a workday. I miss Lincoln so much.
Mr. Krabs then opens the door and the jar was thrown and crashed and he screams with many customers chanting for Krabby Patties.
Villager #1 from the Loud House: Hey! Where are my Krabby Patties?
He then shakes Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: How should I know?
Mr. Krabs: It's coming, sir, It's coming! *starts whispering at Squidward* Squidward, get in the kitchen and whip up some Krabby Patties.
Squidward then walks to the kitchen to set up the stove.
Squidward Tentacles: All right, uh, the Gertrude and what did he say? Uh, spark her flints.
He tries doing the same like SpongeBob.
Squidward Tentacles: Uh, jiggle her jets, and, uh, oh, yes. "The Little Griddle Who Could." "We're fresh from the freezer," said the little–
It then interrupted when the grill exploded and flew away.
Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, we've got a-
Many people hits Mr. Krabs and get thrown in the walls.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! We wouldn't be in this mess if Lincoln was around.
Squidward Tentacles: Where is Lincoln?
The guard then places Gary in a glass and meows sadly and the scene fades to black. Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Scotland where Sandy is riding her rocket.
Sandy Cheeks: Yeehaw!
Lori Loud: *enters the castle and looks for Leni* Leni? Leni, where are you? Leni? Leni?
Sandy went to the castle, angrily.
Sandy Cheeks: All right, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?
Squidward Tentacles: We don't know where he is, Sandy. Hasn't been here in days. Lori?
Sandy Cheeks: *strangles Squidward*
Lori Loud: I know, Squidward. Leni is gone. She went with SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red and Lincoln.
The doors creak, and the windows burst open with a gust of wind as a girl's laughter rings. A portrait falls from the wall, a door slams rather loudly, and papers scatter. Lucy smiles as a crow caws, and then a faint blue light casts next to her. In the foyer, the rest of Lucy's family had just woken up, yet Lynn and Lily are still asleep.
Luan Loud: What time is it?
Lola Loud: It's late.
Rita Loud: I'm still parachute-lagged.
Sandy Cheeks: What's this about, Luce?
Lucy Loud: My family from this world, meet our family from another: Lucille Loud.
Lucille, Lucy's ancestral double, emerges from her place on the family painting as a ghost.
Lucille Loud: Charmed, I'm sure.
The other heroes are all stunned to see Lucille, except…
Lynn Loud Sr.: *in fear* G-G-Ghost! *flees and runs into the knight's armor*
Squidward Tentacles: *screams* Ghost!
Lana Loud: She's like a glow-in-the-dark Lucy.
Lily is now awake, and giggles once she sees Lucille.
Lucille Loud: It's a pleasure to meet you, and to be home after four-hundred years.
Blue Rectangle: Four-hundred years?
She floats down to meet her descendants.
Lisa Loud: *gasps* Dragons and ghosts?
Lily Loud: *giggles again and reaches out to Lucille*
Lana Loud: This place has everything!
Lori Loud: Whoa! She's literally floating.
Luna Loud: Whoa.
Sandy Cheeks: Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod. And you, arthropod.
Mr. Krabs: Ahh!
Sandy Cheeks: Start talking, where is he? Tied up in the basement? Stuffed in your trunk?
Mr. Krabs: Nay, I could never harm the lad. His absence has taught that much. And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing when him, gone.
Sandy Cheeks and Squidward Tentacles: *looks at each other*
Mr. Krabs: Okay, fifty percent talking about the money and fifteen percent talking about I truly miss the boy.
Sandy Cheeks: Aw.
Squidward Tentacles: I hate to see-through look.
Rita Loud: Wow! *bends on her knees to get Lynn Sr. up* Honey.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Wha...?
Rita Loud: We did take this trip to meet relatives.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Yeah, but not creepy ghost-y ones.
Suddenly, Lucille does a classic Lucy jumpscare, smiling.
Lucille Loud: I heard that.
Lynn Sr.'s scream of fear echoes outside of Loud Castle.
Mr. Krabs: There's no denying it. We need SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Sandy Cheeks: Did anyone ever stop to think that he might need us?
Perch Perkins: *on TV* This is Perch Perkins coming to you from The Lost City of Atlantic City. I'm standing on the strip outside Poseidon's Palace and Casino, where six suspects have been–
It shows SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni holding their jail number sign.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gasps*
Perch Perkins: –taken into custody tonight. Following an attempt on the royal snail.
It then shows Gary.
Perch Perkins: The sponge and sea star were impersonating a lounge act when they made an attempt on Poseidon's prize mollusk.
Gary the Snail: *meows*
Sandy Cheeks, Mr. Krabs, Squidward Tentacles, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lucille, Lynn Jr., Luan, Luna, Lori, Rita, Lynn Loud Sr., Angus, Black, White, Brown, Purple, Green, Pink, Blue and Orange Rectangle: It's Gary!
Lily Loud: Poo poo!
It then shows Otto speed chasing with police cars.
Perch Perkins: The suspect's vehicle was apprehended after a high-speed chase.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Mr. Krabs, what happened to Otto?
Mr. Krabs: Well, he took an automated vacation.
Perch Perkins: In a related story, Poseidon's Palace presents a command performance, featuring the execution of the suspects in the Aqua Room this Friday night.
Mr. Krabs: Execution of the suspects? What happened to habeas swordfish?
Perch Perkins: It's a fun-filled family event, with opening act, Kelpy G. One performance only, tickets still available.
Sandy Cheeks: We got to go help them!
Mr. Krabs: We embark immediately.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *shows up*
Lord Master Lox: Excuse me. Can I tag along?
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox? What have you got to do with this?
Lord Master Lox: I-I-I-I might have a teensy-weensy hand in a very–
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, we'll hear about it in the car. Mr. Squidward, are you coming?
Squidward Tentacles: Ha! Fat chance.
He then shows up right in front of Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Blue, Orange, Pink, Green, Purple, Brown, White, Black, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Rita, Lynn Sr., Lucille and Angus with his Kelpy G merch.
Squidward Tentacles: Fat chance I'd miss a Kelpy G performance. I'm in!
Mr. Krabs: To the Pattymobile!
They all run into a secret room under the castle and run into the Pattymobile, but it's a Patty Wagon from the first movie.
Lori Loud: What? This old tub?
Sandy Cheeks: Never judge a Pattymobile by it's bun, Squidward.
She presses the button, allowing the Pattymobile to upgrade into a long patty with tomatoes and Ketchup and Mustard as speed. They both get in.
Sandy Cheeks: Let's light this puppy!
She closes the window and turns on the mobile and and the car goes turbo.
Sandy Cheeks: Yeehaw!
Lola Loud: Mommy!
The Pattymobile stops and goes mega turbo. Then the scene cuts to Jail where SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni. Leni is crying in jail.
Patrick Star: *plays piano*
Leni Loud: *cries*
Patrick Star: Leni, it's okay.
Yellow Rectangle: Don't cry, Leni.
Leni Loud: *cries* Guys, are you okay, I'm sorry about this.
Lincoln Loud: *sniffs* It's not your fault, Leni. If Scott doesn’t want you, that guy doesn’t know what he’s missing. You’re beautiful, you’re nice, you’re honest and you have a big heart. You’re worth a lot.
Leni Loud: *cries* I didn't say goodbye to Scott. *sobs*
Yellow Rectangle: You've been a true friend this whole time. Ever waver, ever flaunter! And I'll never see innocent little Katty again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And we're here to help you.
Red Rectangle: *to Leni* You okay, girl?
Leni Loud: *cries* Yes! *sobs* I don't like going to jail. I'm so sorry.
Yellow Rectangle: You're our friend, Leni and we love you. So, I'm gonna say I'm sorry.
Lincoln Loud: *sad* I'm proud of you, Leni.
Leni Loud: Thanks, guys! *hugs Yellow, Red, SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln*
Yellow Rectangle: It's your fashion. And a bunch of crappy.
Patrick Star: Just say there's two sides in every coin.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Patrick. What does a coin have to-- Wait, did you just say coin?
Patrick Star: Me? Uh, don't think so.
The cow moos on the keyboard, causing Patrick to laugh.
Yellow Rectangle: You did. You did say "coin"!
Patrick Star: Not remembering that exactly. *telephone noise* Hello?
Lincoln Loud: The challenge coin, Patrick! Of course! Oh, don't you see, Patrick? We're saved!
Patrick Star: I said hello.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* Patrick, it's gone!
Patrick Star: Meh. Was the challenge coin really that useful?
Red Rectangle: Yeah, those robloxians are the noobs.
Leni Loud: You said "coin", Patrick!
Patrick Star: Hello? Oh! Stupid prank callers. *smashes keyboard*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, wait a sec. I gave it to you, Remember? For safe keeping.
Leni Loud: No.
Lincoln Loud: Come on, it was last night! We were at the crappie tables.
Croupier: Winner! Place your bets.
Patrick Star: Come on, seven! Come on, seven! Come on, seven!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You... You gambled away my challenge coin? You wrecked our entire mission with one stupid bet?!
Leni Loud: Well Lincoln, only if you kept saying just make up your mind.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride! *rips pants* Whoo!
Patrick Star: But SpongeBob, What if you need the challenge coin tomorrow to help you summon your courage?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Tomorrow is for noobs! Whoo! *laughs*
Leni Loud: Well, it's tomorrow is Roblox and guess who's the noob.
Lincoln Loud: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, LENI!!!!
Leni Loud: You can't believe me? Are you serious right now? Well! Maybe you can believe this. I'm out of here!
Patrick Star: Yeah, me too.
Red Rectangle: Yeah, me as well.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle exits the cell, and walks into 6 different cells*
SpongeBob SquarePants: And don't come back!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, I don't care about Robloxians.
Red Rectangle: Yeah!
Patrick Star: Oh, don't worry, I won't!!
Lincoln Loud: You'll never come back!
Leni Loud: Yeah, I won't.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good!
Red Rectangle: Yeah!
Patrick Star: Ever!
Yellow Rectangle: Fine!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, fine!
Leni Loud: Super!
Sage: Hey, losers.
Patrick Star: Oh, hey Sage.
Leni Loud: Hey.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sage, glad you're here. Guess who gambled away my challenge coin?
Patrick Star: Guess who blames everyone else for their troubles?
Lincoln Loud: Guess who takes my comic books.
Leni Loud: Guess who takes my phone.
Yellow Rectangle: So, guess what.
Red Rectangle: Yeah, don't care!
Sage: Enough!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud Yellow and Red Rectangle: *looks closely to Sage*
Sage: Did I mention you are the worst epic heroes for whom i've ever been a spirit guide.
Lincoln Loud: Um, I think we went over that this morning.
Leni Loud: I believe we did, yeah.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The coin?
Sage: *sighs* SpongeBob, the coin was just a symbol. The courage you seek is inside you, not in the coin. And it will come to you in your hour of need.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But, isn't this my hour of need?
Sage: *laughs* Oh, no. It gets way worse. *rolls out of the scene* Bye!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Worse?
Patrick Star: Dude said way worse.
Chancellor: Prepare the prisoners.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, that couldn't be for us.
Chancellor: It's your time to fry, I mean, shine.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It is us, guys. We're gonna die!
Yellow Rectangle: What are we gonna do now!
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