No Carnivores Allowed

No Carnivores Allowed is the first episode of the first season of Patrick's New Job.
== Characters ==
* Patrick Star (Major)
* Gustav Carrotfish (Major) (Debut)
* SpongeBob SquarePants (Minor)
* Squidward Tentacles (Minor)
* Old Man Walker (Cameo)
* Harold Reginald (Cameo)
* Eugene Krabs (Voice Only)
== Synopsis ==
Patrick works at a vegan restaurant, but he must eat his favorite Krabby Patty.
== Script ==
*Patrick arrives at the Krusty Krab
Patrick: (Excited) SpongeBob, SpongeBob! You won't believe what job I got!
SpongeBob: (Shocked) You are the new mascot for the "Anemone Carnival?"
Patrick: No, I am the cashier at this new vegan restaurant, "The Reef of Sea Latis" or something like that.
*Squidward make a shocked face*
Squidward: (Shocked) The Reef of Sea Lettuce?!
Patrick: Yeah that one.
Squidward: Oh my Neptune, I can't believe this moron works at a fancy vegan restaurant while I'm working in this junkyard.
Mr. Krabs: (Screams) Squidward! Come to my office imediately!
*Squidward goes to Krabs' office*
Patrick: What is vegan anyway? Is it like the car, "CoralVegan?"
*Cuts to a TV commercial of the "CoralWagen"*
Narrator: Introducing: CoralWagen! It will definitely not break in your hands!
Old Man Walker: Ooh, I need this thing!
*Cuts back to the Krusty Krab*
SpongeBob: No, silly, vegan means that it has no meat!
Patrick: (Worried) What?! How will I survive without Krabby Patties?
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll come with you!
*Cuts to "The Reef of Sea Lettuce*
*Patrick and SpongeBob enter the restaurant*
Patrick: Woah, this place is cleaner than the Krusty Krab- Wait, didn't Squidward say the Krusty Krab is a junkyard?
SpongeBob: I think I'll leave you here, gotta feed Gary. Bye!
*SpongeBob exits the restaurant*
Mr. Carrotfish: Are you Patrick Star?
Patrick: Uhh... Last time I checked I was, yeah.
Mr. Carrotfish: Nice to meet you, I'm Gustav Carrotfish but you may call me Mr. Carrotfish as I am your boss.
Patrick: Okay, what should I do now?
Mr. Carrotfish: You may go to the cash register and start working.
Patrick: Yes Sir.
*Patrick goes near the cash register and reads the menu*
Patrick: (Panicked) Sea Salad? Atlantis Casserole?! (Screams) What is this place?!
Mr. Carrotfish: I told you it wasn't a good idea.
*Mr. Carrotfish tries calming Patrick down*
Mr. Carrotfish: Patrick, Patrick, calm down. I'll show you how to do your job, okay?
Patrick: Okay.
*Cuts to them near the cash register*
Mr. Carrotfish: Let's say a customer wants a small Sea Salad. What should you do?
Patrick: Tell them to go away?
Mr. Carrotfish: Of course not! You should write it down on a note, and put it on the order wheel.
Patrick: Got it! I think...
Mr. Carrotfish: And now, what if the customer just says that they want a Sea Salad?
Patrick: Write it down on a note and tear it in front of their face?
Mr. Carrotfish: No! You should ask them what size they want it to be.
Mr. Carrotfish: And then, you write it down on a note and put it on the order wheel.
Patrick: Okay.
Mr. Carrotfish: Then when the order is ready, what should you do?
Patrick: Write it down on a note?
Mr. Carrotfish: No!
Patrick: Throw it down the trash?
Mr. Carrotfish: No! Are you really that stupid?
Patrick: Apparently.
Mr. Carrotfish: Okay, that's not a problem, we will just need to train you.
*Chaos in The Reef of Sea Lettuce*
Harold: (Angry) Why is this place so slow?! I'm leaving!
*Everyone else leaves too*
Mr. Carrotfish: (Furious) Do you know what you've just done?!
Patrick: No...
Mr. Carrotfish: (Furious) There's only one thing that you deserve...
Patrick: A Krabby Patty?
Mr. Carrotfish: (Furious, Screams) Get Out!
== Trivia ==
* The episode's name is similar to "No Weenies Allowed" from the main show.
Category:Patrick's New Job Episodes
Category:Patrick's New Job Season 1 Episodes
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