Pinna Park Problem

Pinna Park Problem is the thirteenth episode of Ultimate Adventures: The Series.
== Plot ==
Pinna Park, the magical place of eternal happiness. Why it's a lovable resort full with a big roller coaster, Carousel with retarded looking Yoshis, a giant water park and a lavish beach that feels smooth like cream. It is the best resort ever.
The place is crowded with hordes of people having fun at the carnival, chilling at the steampunk arcades, gambling, getting goodies and chilling at the beach as they act like retarded perverts and get lit.
A six legged flying Bison lands on the Docks of Pinna Park.
It contained 2 boys (1 eleven year old and one twelve year old), 2 teenagers (1 boy and one girl who are officially married) and a bunch of young adults (2 guys and a bunch of girls).
Natsu: Ah Pinna Park, best place for a vacation.
Yamraiha: (Sighs sadly) You haven't been there for twelve weeks.
Natsu: (Grunts) Hey I know because it looks newer and more awesome.
Hestia: (With a sly look) Hey Bell wanna get in the giant circle Pool?
Bell Cranell: (Says with a nervous) Um goddess, I'm not sure about that.
Liliruca Arde: (Suspicious) Plus I know you want Master Bell all to yourself.
Hestia: (Pissed) Oh really Prume do you want Bell all to yourself
Lili and Hestia butted heads as they snarled at each other until Yamraiha broke up the fight.
Yamraiha: (stern) Ladies, please this is not something to argue about. Plus it's okay to be single for once.
Alibaba: Hey Yamraiha is there any romantic rides for me and Morgiana here?
Morgiana was looking at Alibaba with a pleading look he could not resist. The reason he could not resist it was because she's generally a cutie but is even more cute with the swimsuit she is wearing with has a cute miniskirt.
Yamraiha: Fine, there are a lot of them.
The two run off to find romantic rides.
Hestia: (Says cheerfully as she hugs Bell) Now that's done let's go to the...(sees the pool and makes a face of agony.)..Pool
Hestia sees the Loki Familia with Loki, Takemizuchi Familia with Takemizuchi, Hephaestus Familia with Hephaestus, Miach familia with Miach, Hermes Familia with Hermes and a bunch of other smasher gangs in the pool.
Hestia: (Screams in agony) NOOOOOO!!!! THE POOLS TAKEN BY THEM!!!!!!
Natsu: Wait a minute more Familias and those assballs are worshiping them.
Hestia: (Says embarrassed with tears of sorrow) Yep, they took the whole pool.
Natsu: (Grits his teeth as he mutters) Damn it.
Then Hermes, who appears as a man that has blonde hair and orange eyes wearing a feathered hat then notices the Hestia Familia and the Mushroom Squad.
Hermes: (With a sly smile) Ah Bell, Hestia so nice to see you guys here.
Hestia: Cut the crap Hermes, I wanna get in the pool with Bell.
Loki: (Says with a dirty smile) Sorry lil'big boobs pool's ours now, you'll just have to go somewhere else.
Hestia: (Says with a perverted smile) I'll enjoy the nice beach with my darling Bell, no boobs.
Loki: (Pissed) Ya wanna play nasty shorty!!!?
Hestia: (Pissed) Yeah ya drunk pervert!!!!
Loki and Hestia then start brawling as the Park security guards then intervene to break up the fight. As guys were hooting and hollering at the two fighting each other.
Takemizuchi (sighs irritated): Damn it they pissed off the security guards.
Liliruca Arde: This is stupid, come on Master Bell let's leave and find a place on the.....
Hermes: Looking for Bell little lady.
Liliruca Arde: Yeah why do you ask that....?
Lili then shivers with panic and turns around and to her horror, Bell was with a blonde girl named Ais Wallenstein.
Then Hestia notices Bell with Ais which makes her blush and yell with agony. Loki then roars with rage.
Hestia: (Yells pissed) Bell get away from Whatserface or I'm gonna punch you!!!!!
Loki: (Yells with fury) NOOOOOOOO AISY-POO!!!!!!
Bell and Ais then enter the carasol ride.
Bell Cranell: (Blushing) Um...ladies first.
Ais Wallenstein: (Says with a smile) Yes.
Both Loki and Hestia yell no in agony as everybody starts looking at the two. Then two Amazoness girls then run after Bell.
The first Amazoness girl has medium length black hair and brown eyes. Like all Amazons, she wears revealing clothing, wearing only a strip of cloth around her chest and a pareo around her waist, and always goes barefoot.
The second Amazoness girl has dark green eyes and long brown hair. As an Amazoness, she wears revealing clothing and has sky blue earrings on her ears.
First Amazoness Girl: (Cheery) MR. ARGONAUT WAIT FOR US!!!!
Second Amazoness Girl: (Cheery) WE WANNA RIDE WITH YOU!!!!!!
Ais Wallenstein: (astonished) Tiona, Tione.
Tiona: (Mischievous) That's right, we wanna ride with you and Ais.
Bell Starts Blushing even more.
Natsu: (yells abnoxiously) OMGOSH!!!! BELL'S A SIMP!!!!!!!!!
Yamraiha: (Cheers with glee) YAY HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Ais and Bell notice people giving them attention. Bell then hyperventilates as Ais then blushes in a cute way. Tiona and Tione wave cheerfully to everyone.
Bell Cranell: Should we..?
Ais Wallenstein: Let's have a moment.
Bell Cranell: Um...okay.
So the four get on and ride the Yoshi Carousel as they hold hands and enjoy the ride together. Bell, Ais, Tione and Tiona then all get on a retarded Yoshi thing. This was one of those moments that Bell has with Ais, one of the rare ones that is due to them being in different familias.
Aang: (annoyed) Why is everyone making a big deal about this?
Natsu: (grumpy) Aang we do this because we're stupid and we love to have fun.
Aang: (groans) Being perverts is your way of having fun.
Hermes: I guess this is your friend Natsu?
Natsu: (groans) Yes Hermes.
Hermes: Interesting, the kid who saved you and claims he's the Avatar.
Aang: I AM THE AVATAR!!!!!
Hermes: Whoah, Whoah kid don't get upset there. Don't spoil the fun.
Miach: (pissed off) Hermes you went too far.
Aang then ran off upset which confused Hermes.
Hermes's deputy who is a woman that has aqua blue hair and cyan colored eyes wearing glasses has arrived.
Asfi Al Andromed: Lord Hermes, I don't think you should have said that to the boy.
Hermes: (says with a sad smile) I know, but that kid should realize the world ain't gonna just bow to him, especially if he is the Messiah of Smasher Kind.
Natsu: WAIT WHAT!!!!!?
Hermes: The Avatar is the King of all Smashers and the Lord of Familias and Smasher Gangs. He ruled us gods and smashers with 3 magi at his side as we defended the world from Monsters.
Asfi Al Andromed: That means.
Hermes: (says sternly) Yes he is the Avatar, but he'll realize that he can't use that title to boss people around.
Asfi Al Andromed: Lord Hermes, you can be twisted.
Hermes: I know.
Natsu: Man never knew he was that important.
Hestia: After witnessing his abilities, I was astonished that he was an Airbender.
Yamato Mikoto: When I was a little girl in the shrine, I used to read recordings we scavenged about the Airbenders. We learned that an ancient Dark Lord in the form of a dark beast had killed them all.
Aang hearing this from a distance then felt upset that his own people had been killed and the fact he abandoned his new family for their safety just to end up with retards who have no understanding of him.
However Aang did not realize that there were two intruders above him.
The first Intruder is a Robot Sonic except his quills are now sharper and have silver tips, and his eyes have silver highlights surrounding them. Compared to Sonic's sleek frame, Metallix has a taller, bulkier, sturdier build. He is adorned blue armor with silver lining, and has blue and white shoulder guards and wrist gauntlets, the latter of which are adorned with red orbs. Embedded in his chest is a red reactor core.
The second intruder is a Piranha Plant that has a remarkably large head and a comparably small body. He has a round, protuberant belly and a large belly button. Additionally, he has leaf-like arms and stubby legs, both of which grant him mobility beyond his pipe-dwelling "cousins". He also has green lips, which are similar to the lips in contrast to the white lips of Piranha Plants in most other games. His lips are also covered with darker green lines. He wears red pants with white polka dots, matching the coloration of his head.
Robot Sonic: At Last we found the Avatar.
Piranha Plant Monster: YAY ME TELL JUDAW!!!!!!!
The Robot Sonic bonks the Piranha Plant Monster in the guts.
Piranha Plant: Owie.
Robot Sonic: Petey Pettifogger Piranha You asshole, don't say it out loud or we're screwed.
Petey Piranha: sowy Mecha Sonic.
Mecha Sonic: Good, now lets kidnap him.
So Petey Piranha and Mecha Sonic then sneak up on Aang and try to kidnap him, but Aang notices them and blows them into a wall in a way that makes a thud.
Natsu, Yamraiha, Hermes, Hestia their Familias heard from a distance and chased after the racket and then tried to follow Aang.
Natsu: (Runs with a face of panic) Damn it I hope the kid's okay.
Yamraiha: Jeeze no matter how hard you try to help him, he just runs off.
Hestia: (Says stern) No worries I'll get Bell.
Liliruca Arde: I'll support Master Natsu as you get Master Bell from his "Ride of Love", Mikoto will get Alibaba and Morgiana to help.
Yamraiha: Cool, Mikoto you got that.
Mikoto nods, however a blast erupts in the middle of the planning to rescue Aang.
The blast came from a missile fired by Mecha Sonic who is accompanied by Petey Piranha.
Mecha Sonic has Aang in his grip as Aang struggles to break free from his grip. Mecha Sonic laughs as Aang struggles to break free which makes Natsu pissed.
Mecha Sonic: You'll never save your friend now, not while I have him in my grasp.
Natsu: Can't wait to bust up that shiny ultranavy blue armor of yours!!!
Mecha Sonic drops Aang then turns his arm into a arm gun that is in machine gun mode and starts firing it at the crew.
Yamato Mikoto: No worries I got this.
Mikoto then jumps up and fights Mecha Sonic with her Katana, she cuts off Mecha Sonic's arm gun buy slicing the part that connects the arm to the body.
Then Alibaba, Morgiana, Bell Cranell, Ais Wallenstein, Tione and Tiona then return from the rides of love.
Hestia: Took you two long enough, and I better not hear any fetish bullshit Wallenwhatsoever.
Ais Wallenstein: No fetish bullshit from me, however there was from the two Amazoness girls, but never mind we have two bad guys and we need to save the bald arrow boy.
Bell Cranell: I feel Mikoto's got this person easy which means this could be an easy fight right?
Mecha Sonic laughs as he snaps his fingers.
After he does, hordes of Metal Sonics of various colors, Robot Sonic Badniks (Silver Sonic Badniks), Silver Sonic Troopers (Robot Sonics that look like the Death Egg Mecha Sonic) and Metalixes arrive to fight the crew. They came with hordes of Piranha plants that sprouted in the beach and pool.
The people at the park were screaming in terror as the chaos happens.
Mecha Sonic laughs with anticipation knowing he'll win.
Natsu: Great work simp, you jinxed the whole fight.
Bell Cranell: (Blushes embarrassed) Sorry
Hestia: (freaks out) Oh crap, Everybody's screwed.
Tiona (stern) Not unless we help.
Natsu: (nervous) I hope Toilet Turd does not come or we're screwed.
Aang: (says with a confident smile) NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!!
Tiona: (pissed) HEY I GOT THIS COVERED!!!!!!!!!
Aang jumps up and fires waves of wind at the robot Sonics and makes them crash into the pool which pisses off everybody in the pool.
Loki: (Complains) HEY!!! do you mind.
Yamraiha: (Says embarrassed) Sorry madam Loki, but we got a horde of enemies to deal with.
Loki: (Sees the wreckage and complains) Damn it.
Yamraiha then sees a bunch of Metal Sonics charging towards her holding pots contaning Pirahnna Plants chomping like crazy.
Yamraiha: (Chants) Shallal Baraq!!!!
Yamraiha then creates a Dragon of Water which rams into the robots in a way that makes them explode. The Piranha plants start falling as Bell uses fireblot to burn them all.
Sadly more robot Sonics start to jump out as the Piranha plants in the pipes start chomping aggressively like crazy.
Ais Wallenstein: Ariel!!!
Ais then uses her wind element enchant magic, Ariel to wipe out the robots and monsters.
Ais then jumps up and destroys all the Robot Sonics and Piranha Plants in her path as Bell then fights the robot Sonics and Pirahnna plants that Ais is unable to fight since she is pre-occupied.
Ais Wallenstein: Thanks for helping Bell.
Bell Cranell: No problem Miss Ais.
The two then fight the Robot Sonics and Piranha plants together, however Lili and Mikoto then jump in to help with Tione, Tiona, Bet Loga, Riveria Ljos Alf, Gareth Landrock, Daphne Lauros, Cassandra Ilion, Naaza Erisuis, Kashima Ouka, Hitachi Chigusa, Asuka, Asfi Al Andromeda, Lulune Louie and Gina Gwen.
Alibaba: (Then asks) Natsu want me to help them?
Natsu: Go ahead with Morgiana, but be careful.
Morgiana: Okay sir.
Alibaba: You got it.
Alibaba and Morgiana then get ready to fight which they were right on time just as Robot Sonic Badniks start to fire Iron balls out of Piranha Plants they are holding like gattling guns.
Alibaba then djinn equips his sword and starts slashing the badnik Sonics and Pirahnna plants.
Morgiana then roars her sonic roar at the Piranha Plants in the pipes which fall out of the pipes and die or jump back into the pipes to hide.
After that the two then retreat into the ride known as the tunnel of love, Bell and Ais follow suit to the agony of Hestia who then follows them.
Hestia: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THAT PLACE!!!!!!
Natsu: I knew it you're a simp.
Hestia: Shut up pink hair.
Natsu: (angry) THAT'S IT PREPARE TO BE SPANKED!!!!
Yamraiha: (Says groaning) Why does this happen to me?
Natsu then spanks the crap out of Hestia. Hermes and the others then notice.
Hermes: (Cheerfully) Oh hey Natsu can I spank Hestia?
Hestia: (furious) NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!!!!!
Asfi Al Andromed: (Sternly yells as she's fighting a Silver Sonic Trooper) Master Hermes that is not appropriate!!!!
Hermes: (Sighs) man you ruin everything Asfi.
Sadly for Hestia, Hermes then joins the fun of humiliating her with spanks.
Riveria Ljos Alf (groans) Really.
Aang witnessing this was irritated, but Petey Piranha then was about to eat his butt until Aang fartbended stinky air into Petey's mouth and made him fall on the ground.
Aang: (Being goofy and says) That's what you get for trying to eat me.
Petey get's so fat that a circle pops out of his pants and he struggles to get up.
Aladdin then heads towards Lili and gets her attention to fight Petey.
Aladdin: Hey Miss, can you shoot the monster's weakspot there?
Lili then sees the thing on Petey and gets weirded out.
Liliruca Arde: (blurts out) No, that is not appropriate.
Aladdin: He's stupid.
Liliruca Arde: (groans) Fine.
Lili then fires an arrow from her crossbow at the circle. As it lands Petey Piranha then explodes into hordes of muck and poop with stinky brown graffiti. Lili then gets the stuff on her as she feels humiliated.
Aladdin: (cheerfully) Yay we did it.
Liliruca Arde: (Mutters) I need a bath after this.
Aang was happy he freed himself from captivity, but Mecha Sonic then turned into a spiked ball and ran into him. Aang was falling down to the ground until he used airbending to create an airball and give himself a safe landing.
Aang: Whew that was close.
Aang called for Appa who then appeared and as he did the other Familias and gangs then noticed and went crazy over the beast as some girls giggled over Appa's cute face.
Aang got the whole crew (Natsu, Aladdin, Yamraiha, Hestia, Lili, Mikoto, Loki, Hermes and Asif with the rest of the Familias) on Appa who then flies towards the tunnel of love.
Meanwhile in the tunnel of love ride. Alibaba, Morgiana, Bell and Ais were fighting Piranha Plants trying to eat them like crazy.
Alibaba: Damn it, those fiends, everytime we try to kill them more keep coming.
Bell Cranell: I know man, but we gotta find their spawning area.
Ais Wallenstein: (Says as she's slashing Pirahnna Plants with her sword) We better because I can't handle this for long.
Bell Cranell: Got that Miss Ais.
Morgiana: (Replies as she's punching Piranha Plants) Sadly I can't cause earthquakes and I used my Sonic roar a while ago. If I do it again, my energy will drain.
Alibaba: Damn it, how in the world are we gonna handle this?
Suddenly there was a crash in the ceiling as Appa, the flying white Bison then floats down enough to get the rest of the gang before they get bitten by Piranha Plants
Aang: JUMP ON!!!!!!!!
Bell Cranell: Um Okay.
Alibaba: Thanks Aang.
So Alibaba, Bell, Ais and Morgiana then jump on Appa as he then lifts into the air like an elevator. Bell's arm started glowing as there was a sound of a small chime that ringed as it was fully charged.
Bell Cranell: (yells) FIREBOLT!!!!!!!!!!!
After yelling Firebolt, a bolt of Fire more powerful and more stronger than the original Firebolt then lands into the Tunnel of Love and kills all the Piranha Plants.
The tunnel of Love ride was destroyed as the Plants die. Bell was cheered for being a hero for finishing off the Piranha Plants. Ais then kissed him as Loki and Hestia spat all over Appa's saddle.
Alibaba was then hugged by Morgiana who then huddled up on him to the "aww" of many people who watched their romantic hug. Lili was then cleaning herself on Appa as Aladdin was shaking his head in Yamraiha's boobs to Natsu's amusement.
Aang on the other hand just looked away sad as he rode on Appa on the way home as he was not getting any attention, He was glad for not getting attention, because he knew it would be negative as people would be saying it was his fault for being captured that Pinna Park was destroyed.
He got negative attention from Sokka back on the South Pole for doing something by accident which was signal the Fire Nation Navy.
Natsu: You okay?
Aang: Yeah, sorry for causing the destruction of Pinna Park.
Yamraiha: It ain't your fault, you got kidnapped by two thugs who unleashed hordes of monsters after you.
Natsu: And nothing of value was lost.
Appa was flying into the sunset and then he started to dive at Orario....the Labyrinth City. The capital city of Sindria itself.
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