Lifetime (TV network) Schedule April 5, 2004

8:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	110 Was it Something I Said? 	Susan must accompany Jack's sex-crazed relative to a fund-raiser. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell, Lisa Howard, Paul Cassell   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
8:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	110 Was it Something I Said? 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	"And Now, Here's Bernice" 	Anthony and the ladies help Bernice launch her own cable television show. Meanwhile, Mary Jo gets her heart broken by a handsome client. Rebecca Balding, Collin Bernsen, Alice Ghostley, Lois Hamilton, Jerry Hawkins, and Lisa Long guest star. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Annie Potts, Dixie Carter, Rebecca Balding, Lois Hamilton, Lisa Long, Jerry Hawkins, Alice Ghostley, Collin Bernsen   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	"And Now, Here's Bernice" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 86 • “The Auction” 	The girls make a good investment in a bad painting. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 86 • “The Auction” 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E9 - Tattoo 	Maxwell is aroused after learning that Fran has a secret tattoo. John Astin, Rachel Chagall, Sally Kirkland, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, John Astin, Sally Kirkland, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG L]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E9 - Tattoo 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	Blanche's brother shares the secret that he is gay. Monte Markham guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Monte Markham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 84 • “Scared Straight” 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	Fran enters a beauty contest to win a car for Maggie's birthday. John Bishop, Tara Holland, and Rosalyn Kind guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, John Bishop, Tara Holland, Rosalyn Kind   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		Laverne & Shirley 	S4 E85 - Shirley and The Older Man (N) 	Carmine gets jealous when Shirley dates an older man. Robert Alda and Susan Barnes guest star. Starring: Cindy Williams, Penny Marshall, David L. Lander, Michael McKean, Eddie Mekka, Phil Foster, Betty Garrett, Robert Alda, Susan Barnes   [CC] [TV-G NONE]
11:00 am		Laverne & Shirley 	S4 E85 - Shirley and The Older Man (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		Laverne & Shirley 	S3 E45 - The Robot Lawsuit (N) 	Laverne sues when she is attacked by a toy. Billy Curtis, Harry Holcombe, Richard Karron, and George Pentecost guest star. Starring: Cindy Williams, Penny Marshall, David L. Lander, Michael McKean, Eddie Mekka, Phil Foster, Betty Garrett, Richard Karron, George Pentecost, Billy Curtis, Harry Holcombe   [CC] [TV-G NONE]
11:30 am		Laverne & Shirley 	S3 E45 - The Robot Lawsuit (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 134 • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?	Sophia decides she wants to become a nun. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
12:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 134 • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?	
 		 	 	
12:30 pm		The Nanny 	S4 E11 - Hurricane Fran 	Fran decides on a holiday vacation away from the Sheffields, only to find herself caught in a hurricane. Les Brandt, Rachel Chagall, Sandy Hacket, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Les Brandt, Rachel Chagall, Sandy Hacket   [CC] [TV-PG L]
12:30 pm		The Nanny 	S4 E11 - Hurricane Fran 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Stalking Laura 	 	Fatal attraction becomes a struggle between murderous revenge and survival in this shocking true suspense thriller. Starring: Brooke Shields, Richard Thomas   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
2:00 pm 		Stalking Laura 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Any Day Now 	"Unfinished Symphony" 	Present: Rene and M.E. are two women who grew up together in Birmingham, Alabama during the Civil Rights era, and rekindle the friendship as adults. Starring: Annie Potts, Lorraine Toussaint, Mae Middleton, Shari Dyon Perry, Chris Mulkey   [CC] [TV-PG L]
4:00 pm 		Any Day Now 	"Unfinished Symphony" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	"Attachments" 	Robert, Lu and Dana find themselves on opposing sides when the parents of conjoined twins refuse to surgically separate their daughters. Lu treats a female firefighter with leukemia and learns that she may have purposely started a fire in an effort to end her life. Starring: Janine Turner, Jenifer Lewis, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG L]
5:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	"Attachments" 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	4x19 Till Death Do We Volley 	Dorothy gets more than she bargained for when she schedules a tennis match with her friend and rival from high school, Trudy. (1988) Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Anne Francis   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	4x19 Till Death Do We Volley 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Rose Fights Back" 	Rose lands a job as a TV consumer reporter and Sophia goes on an obsessive shopping spree when she gets a membership card to Shopper's Warehouse. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Beth Grant, Chick Vennera   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Rose Fights Back" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S5 E16 - The Dinner Party 	Fran and Maxwell are excited about being invited to a high society dinner, only to discover that they are being made fun of behind their backs. Rachel Chagall, Dick Martin, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Dick Martin   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
7:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S5 E16 - The Dinner Party 	
 		 	 	
7:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S5 E17 - Homie-Work 	Fran recommends someone for the lead in Maxwell's new show, only to then discover he's a real loser. Ray Charles, Coolio, Ann Guilbert, Chris Hogan, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, - Coolio, Renee Taylor, Ray Charles, Chris Hogan, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
7:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S5 E17 - Homie-Work 	
 		 	 	
8:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"End of the Curse" 	Blanche goes into a deep depression when her doctor tells her she is starting to go through menopause. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"End of the Curse" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Ladies of the Evening" 	Blanche wins three tickets to the premiere of Burt Reynolds' new movie and decides to take Rose and Dorothy. Before going to the premiere, the ladies go for a drink in the lounge of the hotel they are staying at in Miami. When the gentlemen they meet try to pick them up -- and pay them money -- the ladies realize they are being mistaken for hookers. Unfortunately, the police mistake them for hookers as well, and they go to jail. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Burt Reynolds   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Ladies of the Evening" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Fatal Lessons: The Good Teacher	 	A woman suffers from overwhelming paranoia but upon meeting her daughter's captivating teacher, her life begins to settle down. When she is frightened by prank phone calls, strange family illnesses and a home intrusion, she must figure out who is to blame. Starring: Erika Eleniak, Patricia Kalember, Lori Ann Triolo, Ken Tremblett, Keely Purvis   [CC]
9:00 pm 		Fatal Lessons: The Good Teacher	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 130 • Snap Out Of It 	Blanche is walking on clouds after her young aerobics instructor asks her out, but soon learns that he only wants to spend time with her because she reminds him of his mother. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 130 • Snap Out Of It 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 128 • Once, in St. Olaf 	Dorothy becomes very excited and proud when Mario, a Latin boy she is tutoring, wins first place in a local writing contest for a story he wrote about his life in America. After the newspaper runs a story on Mario, the Immigration and Naturalization Service suspects Mario is in the country illegally and eventually makes him leave. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 128 • Once, in St. Olaf 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S3 E2 - Franny and the Professor 	C.C.'s college professor brother bets he can make Fran a "Jeopardy" contestant. Michael McKean and Alex Trebeck guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Michael McKean, Alex Trebeck   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S3 E2 - Franny and the Professor 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E3 - The Dope Diamond 	Much to Maxwell's dismay, a handsome doctor proposes to Fran. Ian Buchanan, Amanda Carlin, Cyndi James Gossett, and Ron Recasner guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ian Buchanan, Amanda Carlin, Ron Recasner, Cyndi James Gossett   [CC] [TV-PG D]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S3 E3 - The Dope Diamond 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E1 - Dr. Wonderful 	While keeping their pregnancy under wraps, Paul and Jamie juggle recommendations for a gynecologist. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Robin Bartlett, Cynthia Harris, Lewis Zorich, Suzie Plakson   [CC] [TV-PG L]
1:00 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E1 - Dr. Wonderful 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E2 - Grant, The 	As Jamie tries to give up coffee during her pregnancy, Paul's Uncle Phil provides inspiration for his next film. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Mel Brooks, Gedde Watanabe, Patrick Bristow, Elya Baskin, Harry Groener, Arnetia Walker   [CC] [TV-PG L]
1:30 am 		Mad About You 	S5 E2 - Grant, The 	
 		 	 	
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	3x18 Revenge of the Gophers 	Susan meets a former classmate who wants revenge. Luis worries that VIcki is suppressing her grief over Ben's death. Starring: Brooke Shields, Judd Nelson, Barbara Barrie, David Strickland, Kathy Griffin, Nestor Carbonell   [CC] [TV-PG L]
2:00 am 		Suddenly Susan 	3x18 Revenge of the Gophers