Mirage a Trois

Mirage a Trois is the ninety-ninth episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical. It features guest Lucas Hazlett. 
== Episode Description ==
Lucas Hazlett (American Princess) joins Jess and Zach for an all new musical packed with mirages, scary camels, a chronicler, and more! With songs like “Boy Debate”, “Friggin’ Hot In The Desert”, and “Desert Love”, this ep will make you want to go on your own desert adventure! Official Episode Description
== Musical Cast ==
=== Lucas Hazlett ===
* Old Man on the stairs
* Cleric
=== Jessica McKenna ===
* Maria
* McOrphanhaver, man who runs the orphanage
* Cleric's mom
* Valerie, chronicler
=== Zach Reino ===
* Thomas
* Paustin
* Camel Lord, Lord of the Camels
* The Viceroy
== Songs ==
* "There's an Old Man (On a Flight of Stairs)" (6:30)
* "Boy Debate" (10:26)
* "Market Madrigal" (14:14)
* "Chronicle Chronicle" (20:16)
* "Friggin' Hot in the Desert" (24:04)
* "Desert Love" (31:40)
* "I Will Have Him" (36:00)
* "Believe" (40:40)
* "Hydrate Debate" (44:00)
* "Son of a God" (47:00)
* "You Are Home/Be The Game" (Finale) (50:41)
Closing Song:
* "Ren Faire Stare" (Ye Olde Sick Beats) (56:26)
== Things that Valerie has Chronicled ==
* The first use of carrier pigeons
* A ship passage through the Panama Canal
* The eruption of Mount Vesuvius that destroyed Pompeii
* China's invention of fireworks
* Egypt's use of paper
* The building of the Statue of Liberty
== As We Say Every Week... ==
== Gallery ==
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== References ==
Category:Episodes
Category:Lucas Hazlett