News: Last hoppy boi found in the wild

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 Last hoppy boi found in the wild
Hi guys! It's your news reporter, Porygons! I almost had nothing to write about again, but then Slush, the printer, came up to me and told me some news they saw at TV. I knew i had to make some news about it. I showed them to Jeans with Beans, our CEO, and she said i could make a article out of that.
The last hoppy boi was found in the wild by a hunter. They knew that was the last specimen and didn't want to kill them, so they brought the Hoppy boi to the spinny labs as fast as he could.
Fortunately, the Hoppy boi didn't have a broken leg and some cuts anymore, even though a half of its ears was still missing. But they were pretty aggressive and their fur was wet and more ragged than before.
If you asked them a question, they wouldn't answer at all. They weren't cuddly, not only because they were aggressive and would bite anyone that touched him, but because their fur wasn't the same as before Error even got his paws on the hoppy boi. Scientists analyzed the whole hoppy boi's body, and nothing wrong there. They suspect it might be a change of DNA, but they can't examine that without the correct equipment: the hoppy boi's fur is so thick not even the strongest microscopes the scientists had could zoom in enough to see below their skin.
I hope the hoppy boi is fine after we can examine him and take out what made them aggressive.
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