Pilot (Square Nights) transcript

Squidward: Sometimes, I hate daylight! It always signals that "A Series of Woeful Squid-Based Events" is going to happen. Hey, I'll get Sandy to get rid of it somehow!
Announcer Fish: Later, at Sandy's treedome....
Sandy: OK, Squidward, here's where $123 come to see if their a bust.
Announcer Fish: Why are you talking like Mr. Krabs, Sandy? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Oh well, let's see that invention!
Squidward:It didn't work Sandy!
Sandy: Hey, don't rub it in.
Squidward: I've got to tell Mr. Krabs about this!
Announcer Fish: Alright, let's just watch the episode, shall we?
SpongeBob: Wow, it's getting dark out!
Sandy:Oh no, it worked!
Squidward: What do you mean "Oh no"?
Sandy: It will remain dark forever!
Patrick: Oh, is this the beginning of "A Series of Woeful Squid-Based Events"?
SpongeBob: No, it's much worse!
SpongeBob begins shrinking and Patrick gets wider.
SpongeBob: I shrunk
Patrick: And I'm one of those blobby guys!
Sandy: SpongeBob, you & Patrick need to get to the Bulb before it's too late!
SpongeBob: What's this wonderous "bulb" you speak of?
Sandy: It's that giant lightbulb.
SpongeBob: Oh.
Patrick: Yay, I'm slithering there!
SpongeBob: Wow, I'm so small....
Announcer Fish: ...And they both went flying to the bulb. Everything was normal again (realtively).
Sandy: Oh no, it's going to happen again- it's still night!
THE END
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