Weird Tales of Weirdness

Hello peeps! ( Yes I do mean Marshmallow Peeps.) This is a page for anyone to write their weird stories, but the stories must follow the rules. Here are the rules:
== Rules ==
# You must fully censor out swearing or put [Redacted] instead 
# No mature content
# Please put your username somewhere in you story so we know who wrote it
#Don’t edit other people’s stories unless fixing grammar/spelling mistakes if the person who made the story says that u can do this somewhere in the story or the comments
#Put trigger warnings if they’re need and specify them for example: tw: blood/violence
#Don't copy anybody's stories
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== Stories By: LadyMooCow ==
=== The Penguins of Mars ===
Flora sat in her room, bored out of her mind. She didn't have any friends to talk to or play with. She was lonely. She didn't like to socialize with people she didn't know, and had a hard time making friends. she preferred spending her time reading, but right now she was out of good reading material. She'd read and reread all her books many times, she'd finished all the books she borrowed from the library, and her parents said they could borrow new ones next week. All that was left to read was her mother's adult romance novels and her father's books about finance and boring stuff. She couldn't read those even if she wanted to though. Her mother said she was too young to read her romance novels, and her father told her she wouldn't understand the stuff in his books. So, Flora just sat in her room bored and lonely, not knowing what to do. And that's when her saviors came: The penguins of Mars.
To Be Continued...
== Stories By: TheMooMaster ==
=== Humpty Dumpty ===
tw: death/murder/blood
Humpty Dumpty was sitting on a wall. Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall. Humpty Dumpty fell broke because he was an egg. The king's men put him together again because he was the king's cousin. This story make no sense because how is an egg alive? Also why is the egg named Humpty Dumpty? Wouldn't he be dead if he broke? How did the kings men put him together again? Did they use super glue? how did he come back alive? Why? Why? Why? Here's my new and improved version;
There once was a man named Humpty Dumpty. His mother was weird, and he sat on a wall. One day Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall. His head split in two and he bled all over the place. The king's men came for Humpty Dumpty who was the king's cousin. But the king's men weren't doctors, and they had no clue, so they used super glue. The fixed his head, but it was to late, for Humpty Dumpty was dead. The king had his men executed at once. Some of them were hung, some got burned at the stake. A couple were drowned, thrown of the castle walls. But most of them lost their heads. Because the Queen of Hearts came and said "Off with their heads!" Then the King married her, had her name changed to the queen of heads, and they chopped off some heads. Now the King and Queen of Heads have no kingdom to rule. Because they chopped the heads off of all their bloody pheasants! and now they are dead. The end!