We Shall Always Deny a Guest Their Ridiculous Requests

We Shall Always Deny a Guest Their Ridiculous Requests is a Patrick Fails Season 49 episode. In this episode, Patrick goes to a hotel and makes a bunch of ridiculous requests, which all end up getting denied.
== Transcript ==
[Patrick walks into a hotel]
Patrick: Hey, can I be carried up the stairs?
Manager: No. And what's your name? Have you booked a room?
Patrick: No.
Manager: No room then. We're fully booked.
Patrick: Can I have a room anyway?
Manager: NO!!!
Patrick: Can I get free food?
Manager: NOOOO!!!!
Patrick: Can I...
Manager: NO! NO YOU CAN'T! NOW GET OUT!
Patrick: [Cries like a baby]
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