Cartoon City Revolution: Episode 1 (Transcript)

This houses the script of the fourth Cartoon City Revolution film.
Note: There are some scenes which are not mentioned in the summary version of the film, to shorten the summary you know.
==Act 1==
Narrator: Our universe, where heroes and villains clash in powerful attack moves and stop the evil plans from touching the place with an explosive. But what's this? The second dimension? What is the motives of this alternate dimension?
Alternate Doofenshmitz: Ah, my new plan will now come to fruition! If we will defeat the heroes of the other dimension, we can use the universe for our nefarious plans!
(At the lab of Alt. Doof's lair)
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: So, is the teleporter ready?
Alternate Dr. Blowhole: It's going perfectly well!
Alternate Kowalski: Of course, with our teleporter, we will invade the dimenson!
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Why do I hear that the dimension planned to invade says with the noun "our"?
Alt. Kowalski: You're breaking the fourth wall!
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Do I have to blast you?!
Alt. Kowalski: No, let's just teleport to the dimension you are talking about.
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, now, Alternate Perry!
Alt. Perry: (In captions) Yes sir?
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Call in the other alternates so we can crush the other dimension!
Alt. Perry: (In captions) Of course sir!
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Let's teleport!
(scene is cut to Cartoon City)
==Act 2==
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Great job!
Alt. Kowalski: Where are we anyway?
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: We're in Southern Cartoon City, USA.
Alt. Kowalski: Are you even sure?
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Quiet you nimrod! Someone may hear us here and kick our butts later.
Alt. Kowalski: Got it sir.
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Let's build this bad boy!
Alt. Dr. Blowhole: We?
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Not us you stupid head!
Alt. Kowalski: Would you st....
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP! Do I have to send in Alternate Rico?
Alt. Kowalski and Alt. Blowhole: No sir, just continue.
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, Alternate Sandy!
Alt. Sandy: Yes sir?
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Your good with blueprints.
Alt. Sandy: Why yes I am.
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Why don't you order the robots to build this? With the other guys.
Alt. Sandy: We're on it!
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: Now, time to release the robots from this infinite storage cube!
Alt. Patrick: To what?
Alt. Doofenshmirtz: You know, people being blown up.
Alt. SpongeBob: Ooh.
(Cuts to the near outskirts of the city)
Private: Why are we even here?
Skipper: Because we need to search for problems here, have you forgotten?
Private: Sort of. 
Skipper: Rico, slap him.
(Rico slaps him)
Private: Well, I remember.
Kowalski: Okay, and that settles that...OH SWEET MERCY!!!
Skipper: What is it? Ah, fiddlesticks.
Private: Run away!
Perry: (Captions) Yep, it has begun again. RUN!
(The five run to a trailer park)