Aru Shitsuji no Nichijou

==Lyrics==
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Kanji=
お目覚めの熱い紅茶淹れたなら　パン焼いてオムレツ焼いて 
使えない使用人にも焼きをいれましょう　焦げ目キツメ 
シャツを着せボタンしめリボン結んで靴下するり　仕上げに眼帯を 
これぞシェル．ファントムハイヴ卿　私の主人 
こんなところに　寝癖が一束ぴょろりら　なんと頑固なのでしょう 
寝癖は持ち主似るのか　全く言うことをきかない 
これはお仕置きせねばですね　霧吹きシュシュラシュッシュッシュー 
水責め　こんなに濡れてもなお強情な曲線 
どこぞの死神よりしつこい　ぴーっとのばしてふうふうふう 
そのままスッと櫛ひけば　光る……天使の輪 
『ファントムハイヴ家の執事たるもの、 
寝癖のひとつやふたつ真っ直ぐできずにどうします？』 
すべては迅速解決　それこそが執事の日常 
あるいは即刻瞬殺　そう悪魔の実情 
『朝食の後は、帝王学の権威ユーグ教授がお見えになります。 
午後からはダンスレッスンと、商談がざっと五件ほど…… 
よろしいですね、坊ちゃん？』 
忙しくのたうちまわる主人　橫目に資料チェックチェック 
あやしい客人には　きわどいおもてなしします 
夜の帳がおりたならば　バスタブ温度チェックちゃぶちゃぶふうふう 
どこから洗いましょう……いえ、ここは割愛 
就寝の時間おやすみなさい　子守り歌をふんふんふん 
ああ眠れ坊ちゃん　屍じみて安らかに 
怖い夢見たらお呼びを　イエスイエスマイロード 
やがてまた訪れる朝　目覚めの紅茶を淹れる 
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Romaji=
Omezame no atsui koucha ireta nara
PAN yaite OMELETTE yaite
Tsukaenai shiyounin ni mo yaki wo iremashou
Kogeme kitsume
SHIRT wo kise BUTTON shime RIBBON musunde
kutsushita sururi shiage ni gantai wo
Kore zo Ciel Phantomhive-kyou
Watashi no shujin
Konna tokoro ni
Neguse ga hitotaba pyororira
Nanto ganko na no deshou
Neguse wa mochinushi niru no ka
Mattaku iu koto wo kikanai
Kore wa oshioki seneba desu ne
Kirifuki shushura shusshusshuu
Mizuzeme
Konna ni nurete mo nao goujou na kyokusen
Doko zo no shinigami yori shitsukoi
Pii'tto nobashite fuu fuu fuu
Sono mama su'tto kushi hikeba
Hikaru......Tenshi no wa
"Phantomhive-ke no shitsuji taru mono
Neguse no hitotsu ya futatsu massugu dekizu ni dou shimasu?"
Subete wa jinsoku kaiketsu
Sore koso ga shitsuji no nichijou
Arui wa sokkoku shunsatsu
Sou akuma no jitsujou
"Choushoku no ato wa, teiougaku no ken'i Hugues kyouju ga omie ni narimasu
Gogo kara wa DANCE LESSON to, shoudan ga zatto goken hodo......
Yoroshii desu ne, bocchan?"
Isogashiku notauchimawaru shujin
Yokome ni shiryou CHECK CHECK
Ayashii kyakujin ni wa Kiwadoi omotenashi shimasu
Yoru no tobari ga orita naraba
BATHTUB ondo CHECK chapu chapu fuu fuu
Doko kara araimashou...... 
Ie, koko wa katsuai
Shuushin no jikan oyasuminasai
Komoriuta wo fun fun fun
Aa nemure bocchan
Shikabane-jimite yasuraka ni
Kowai yume mitara oyobi wo YES YES MY LORD de
Yagate mata otozureru asa Mezame no koucha wo ireru
Shitsuji no nichijou
Akuma no jitsujou
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English=
After I've made some black tea to help you wake up
I shall bake some bread and make some omelet
Those servants who are useless and can't do anything right
I shall grill some burn marks onto them as well, severely
I shall put a shirt on you, button it, tie a ribbon
help you put on your socks, and finish with your eye-patch
THIS, is my master Lord Ciel Phantomhive
How can this kind of spot have a bunch of disarranged bed hair!
And what a stubborn bundle it is!
Does bed hair act just like its master or something?
It doesn't listen to what I say at all!
I do think that some punishment is in order...
a water sprayer, spray, spray, spray, spray!
It's already so wet from my water torture
but it still retains its obstinate curves
It's more insistent than any death god
but I'll just stretch and straighten it a little bit
and then when I use a comb on it...
Voila! A shiny angel's halo!
"As the butler of the Phantomhive House,
if I can't even straighten out some bed hair,
what would I ever be able do?"
I must take care of everything very swiftly
that's how I do my job every day
I also must carry out the assassinations instantly
yes, that's a demon's real state of affairs
"After breakfast you will meet Professor Hugues
who is very knowledgeable about how to be an emperor
In the afternoon, a dance lesson, a business negotiation...
roughly five tasks. Is that all right, Young Master?"
Master is so busy that he often writhes in pain
as he checks and checks the documents with sideways glances
If the guests look too suspicious
I shall make sure to give them some precarious treatment
When night's darkness has descended,
I shall check the temperature of the bath water, splish-splash!
Where would you like me to wash first?
...No, as much as it pains me, I'll have to say "no" to this spot.
It's time for bed, so good night
as I hum for you a lullaby
Ah, sleep well, Young Master
sleep peacefully like a dead body
If you have a nightmare, please summon me immediately
and I shall answer with "Yes, yes, my Lord."
When morning finally arrives,
I shall make some more black tea to help you wake up.
A butler's daily routine.
A demon's real state of affairs.
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==Trivia==
*There is a slight error at 3:14, when saying 'araimashou'.
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