Yamma and the Big Bad Blue

"Yamma and the Big Bad Blue" is the 8th session of Mega Campaign.
== Summary ==
* We arrive at Vila! Weesin begins the session by harvesting marijuana and then eats it. Memphis lights a blunt rolled by Clarke with Fire Bolt, and Yamma eats that. A lot happened on this cart ride.
* We went to the Hall of Knowledge, a giant expansive library housed in a pyramid and overseen by beings called “Seers”. Said faculty are hooded, faceless figures that can seemingly teleport at a whim. Nifty and spooky!
* Memphis discovers that what Sionis is searching for is called the Wand of Orcus. It’s an incredibly powerful item, but those who have tried to wield it have almost always died.
* We go to a tavern. Clarke scuffles with some shady dude, and Yamma arm-wrestles an orc dude and wins.
* During our stay at an inn, everyone sees Clarke and Weesin’s dicks, and Yamma renders Clarke sterile by kicking him in the fucking balls. But hey, free birth control!
* In Memphis’ sleep, Selune offers a hint as to where the wand is: in the realm of Pandemonium.
* While everyone’s sleeping, Yamma encounters a mysterious and powerful entity in one of the inn’s rooms alongside a pile of small bones. She almost dies to it, but the creature retreats and vanishes.
* Yamma wakes Memphis up after taking a serious beating from this monster. The two share a gay hug moment!
* Memphis deduces that this mystery creature is an Oni. Everyone freaks out and tells the owner, and we receive compensation for kicking the Oni’s ass.
* Memphis can’t sleep. She hears deep laughter in the room as everyone rests.
* “Zashir Torrun at Mages for Ages” is written on a note stabbed into Clarke’s headboard the next morning. Following the note we take up a job to steal a fancy elephant idol from an even fancier hotel.
== Trivia ==
* This is the first session to ever feature session art.
Category:Episodes of Mega Campaign