Indestructium

Indestructium is the most indestructible element in the UnHyperverse and past the Fourth Wall. It's element 403 on the Periodic Table, not because 403 means forbidden, but because forbidden means Indestructium. Nokia was the first company to CAPITALIZE on this stuff and made the greatest phones of all time using it.
== Origin ==
It was created in -∞ by Chuck Norris when inventing the UnUniverse. It was a byproduct of some Plotholium losing a proton and becoming less magical, but more stronger. It is very expensive, because it's very rare in the UnWorld, but it's very abundant elsewhere in places like Minecraft (because god knows there's 8 earths of that stuff there).
== Where to Find It ==
You can find it on eBay where people auction off an ounce for $9001. Kinda makes sense considering it's extracted from Bedrock.
== Trivia ==
* Nokias are created using a version of Indestructium that is equivalent to 1/11 (this is a fraction) Indestructium, which is actually more than Bedrock. This form is called Nokiaium.
* It is sentient and can be given a voice if you put your mouth on it. To revoke it, remove your mouth.
*The bigger the item, the louder the voice.
*The BBC stole lots of this stuff.
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