Sky Gladiator/transcript

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== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: July 9, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2005
This episode is rated TV-PG-L and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
The episode begins at Shady Shoals, the doors open and exiting is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, in an extreme panic. Barnacle Boy is about the Invisible Boatmobile.
Barnacle Boy: Where did we park it?!
Mermaid Man: I thought I parked it in the Mermalair last night!
Barnacle Boy: You have got to stop sneaking out at night and getting pizza!
Mermaid Man: I was not! I snuck out to watch the football game!
Barnacle Boy: Whatever! 
Suddenly, the two old heroes hear something and turn to see Man Ray evilly smiling and waving at them. He has and is in the Invisible Boatmobile.
Man Ray: Hahaha! Later you old fogies! *drives off*
Barnacle Boy: *grabs a rock and throws it and misses Man Ray* We gotta go after him! He's gonna ruin the city!
Mermaid Man: Flying School in the sky!
Barnacle Boy: And Flying School with the Kids Next Door people! Lord Dominator is on the ship!
Screen cuts to Dominator's ship. Music is playing "Lord Dominator's Theme."
Lord Dominator: *laughs evilly* This is gonna be great!
Screen cuts back to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Mermaid Man: Cities are an important young ward.
Barnacle Boy: You don’t even know what city means you old coot.
Mermaid Man: *gets out my toolbelt* Relax! When I get out the Invisible Tracker, we will find the boatmobile and Man Dude in no time!
Barnacle Boy: Zuckerbrot.
Screen cuts to Zuckerbrot.
Barnacle Boy: *narrates* He's an evil robot, he has laser eyes and his laser gun.
Screen cuts back to Mermaid Man.
Mermaid Man: *looks but can’t find it* I could’ve sworn I put it in here somewhere.
Barnacle Boy: Mermaid Man.
Mermaid Man: Not now Barnacle Boy, I’m looking!
Barnacle Boy: How can you find a tracker if it is invisible?
Mermaid Man: Oh…. right.
Barnacle Boy: *facepalms* Invisible gadgets were always a stupid idea!
Mermaid Man: Don’t fret Barnacle Boy! We always got our TV! For football! That quarterback this season sure does stink though, although not as much as the wide receiver.
Barnacle Boy: Just can it about the stupid football! Let's look for the Boatmobile!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah the boatmobile, well we will need a place to also stake out for Man Ray.
Barnacle Boy: What about the Mermalair? And Sector Moonbase people from the Kids Next Door? And the city? *points to the sky* Right up to the sky.
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.
Barnacle Boy: We call it "Sky Gladiator." That's where people and the Kids Next Door are there.
Mermaid Man: I lost the keys again. 
Barnacle Boy: *in disapproval* Oy Vey. Well whatever, so where?
Mermaid Man: *points to the spaceship* The spaceship is right there.
Barnacle Boy: I saw it, Mermaid Man.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: To the spaceship! *gets in the spaceship*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *runs up excited*
As they visit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!! 
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pulls up Comic Issue #156* Can you sign my comic book?!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *smiles at each other and get out of spaceship*
Slide transition cuts to Sky Gladiator School.
Unnamed Teacher: Attention, everyone! I like to thank you all for those who either quitted Lord Dominator's league or decided to become new students, but for now, I like to see us make peace with our enemies. The Kids Next Door!
The teens are looking at each other in confusion before Unnamed Teacher continues with her speech.
Unnamed Teacher: Yes! It made sound like something insane giving all our bad acts, but in order for the healing process to work, we have to make peace with our enemies. As your country says "United we stand, Divided we fall"? If we unite, not as kids, not as teens, but as allies, then… We can make a difference for the world over.
Screen cuts to Dominator's ship, Dominator has been in a very quiet place since the teens broke away from her.
Lord Dominator: Soooo, they want to make peace with the heroes! Well, then. If they want to make peace why not give them a peace offering for today's treaty.
Dominator Bots: *appears on the screen*
Lord Dominator: Bots! You always did say you wanted to serve at a special event. Well then, how about serving at an event that's about to be cancelled!
Dominator-Bot: Affirmative!
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School.
Unnamed Teacher has sent the KND multiple emails, all of which were ignored.
Unnamed Teacher: *looks at Numbuh 362 with joy seeing them both together
The opposite is true from where Rachel was sitting.
Unnamed Teacher: Well, thanks for joining us for this peaceful meeting Numbuh 362. *tries to break the ice*
Numbuh 362 and 86 were looking at her mad suspect without saying as much as a word.
Unnamed Teacher could sense her efforts for not being taking on a light note knowing the distrust between teens and kids might not go as planned unless something gives.
Unnamed Teacher: Uh, Ms. Rachel…
Numbuh 362: I didn't give you permission to call me by my real name, teenager...
Unnamed Teacher: All I ask is if we can put the past behind us and work together as sumo teens and uh... roly-polys... I guess
She is noticing the KND's condition is not caused by overeating like with her friends.
Unnamed Teacher: Julie, hand me that box over there. *points out a box with a Japanese symbol on it*
Julie bought the box over to her and dumped all the content out of it.
Unnamed Teacher: These will be seen as a sign of our peace agreement. *hands Numbuh 362 her new Sumo Wrestling outfit*
Numbuh 362: *stares at this puzzle before saying*
Unnamed Teacher: While you guys figure out how to deflate yourselves, I could teach you some sumo wrestling techniques like me and the other girls. Nothing builds friendship like learning the same technique.
Numbuh 362: *finally begins to speak* You know about half of us already have the problem of our belly being exposed, right? Even then, why should we do any of that garbage?
Unnamed Teacher: For the sake of peace.
Numbuh 86: *walks over to Numbuh 362 and whispers in her ears* I don't we should...
Numbuh 362: Try on the outfit.
Numbuh 86: But sir?!
Numbuh 362: Put it on! At worst, you just look like a big fat idiot, so put it on.
Every lady took their clothes off and put on their sumo gear and as expected, the feeling was quite discomforting and none of them took a liking to them. Some remark that they feel even fatter wearing them than their regular clothes. Some of the teens were laughing at them before Unnamed Teacher got them to behave by saying.
Unnamed Teacher: Stop that, we're supposed to bring peace, not antagonize them.
She got up from her half of the table over to Numbuh 362 and asked her.
Unnamed Teacher: Now, shall we begin with the peace ceremony?
Slide transition cuts to inside SpongeBob's Pineapple.
Gary the Snail: *lets SpongeBob, Lincoln, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy inside*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks Gare-Bear!
Lincoln Loud: Thank you, Gary!
Gary the Snail: Meow Meow *slithers away to my litter box*
Mermaid Man: Thanks for letting us use your pineapple for our temporary lair Spongekid!
Barnacle Boy: You sure can come in clutch.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No problem! You’re my heroes! What happened to the Mermalair though?
Lincoln Loud: The flying school. It's "Sky Gladiator." That's where people and the Kids Next Door are there.
Barnacle Boy: *glares at Mermaid Man* That is um for another day. Anyways, may you point me to your facility.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Facila what?
Barnacle Boy: The toilet.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh! Upstairs! Take a right, then a left, do five somersaults, two barrel rolls, a bunny hop and you’re there!
Barnacle Boy: *perplexed* Thank you.
He heads off to do that.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *enters the Kitchen to find Mermaid Man*
Lincoln Loud: Uh, Mermaid Man?
Mermaid Man: *puts some pieces of bologna and the milk and eggs away* Sorry, I haven't had my lunch yet.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No frets! How about I order something from The Krusty Krab?
Mermaid Man: Triple Hero Krabby Patty with tons of pepper!
Barnacle Boy: *from the toilet* I’ll just have a Kelp Soda.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Coming up! *dials some numbers*
At The Krusty Krab.
Squidward Tentacles: *picks up* May I take your order on this exceptionally lousy day.
SpongeBob SquarePants: HEY SQUIDWARD!!!!! ONE TRIPLE HERO KRABBY PATTY WITH TONS OF PEPPER, A KELP SODA AND A KELP NOUGAT CRUNCH!!!!
Gary the Snail: Meow Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: OH! AND A SNAIL SURPRISE AS WELL!!
Squidward Tentacles: *touches my ears beating up and down from the loud sound waves* I’ll get your order as soon as you shut up!
Lori Loud: *angrily talks to SpongeBob on the phone* Yeah!
Squidward Tentacles: NO PROBLEM SQUIDWARD!!!! Uh I mean, *whispers* No Problem Squidward! Hehehheh!
Squidward Tentacles: Idiot.
Lori Loud: Twerp.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *hangs up*
The door knocks.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *pops out in defensive mode*
Mermaid Man: EVIL?!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no! It's our food, it's ok!
The heroes relax and Spongebob opens the door to find Mr. Krabs handing him the meals.
Mr. Krabs: Here you are, me boys.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thank you Mr. K!
Mr. Krabs: $12.00.
Barnacle Boy: *sighs and hands him his lucky pearl of riches*
Mr. Krabs: Nice doing business with you! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! *leaves*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *closes the door*
Lola Loud: *sighs*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yo Stinkoln!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *angrily* Lynn!
Barnacle Boy: Cheapskate.
Slide transition cuts with the Mermarang. SpongeBob, Lincoln, Gary, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have finished their meals.
Mermaid Man: *burps* That was a nice meal! Now! Time for Soccer!
Barnacle Boy: Stake out!
Mermaid Man: *excitedly* Steaks?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I love steaks!
Lincoln Loud: Me too!
Patrick Star: *suddenly bursts through the wall* Did somebody say steaks?!
Leni Loud: Totes!
Barnacle Boy: *sighs* Yes! Fresh from Longhorn Steakhouse!
Patrick Star, Leni Loud and Mermaid Man: Yay!!!
Barnacle Boy: Come on Mermaid Man! We got a mission to attend to!
Patrick Star: A Mission! A Mission!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What Mission?
Mermaid Man: Stopping the Atomic Flounder!
Barnacle Boy: No! Man Ray!
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah, that guy.
Barnacle Boy: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* Lord Dominator has our Invisible Boatmobile.
Lincoln Loud: Oh no!
Barnacle Boy: And who knows what evil she could be planning to do with it. So, this explains why we need to use your house SpongeBob! To stake her out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh! I get it now! Cool!
Patrick Star: Will there be cookies after?
The scene cuts to night time. Patrick is asleep on the couch, Gary is watching the Coconut show and laughs about it and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are in SpongeBob's bedroom using their invisible binoculars to look out for evil. 
Mermaid Man: So far, the coast is clear. Did you put your deodorant on Barnacle Boy? Like I always say.
Barnacle Boy: You don’t even know what Deodorant means.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *bursts in happily with a box of donuts* I GOT THE DONUTS!
Mermaid Man: *excitedly* Donuts!
Barnacle Boy: Be quiet you two! A steak out means being quiet and being quiet means not alerting any evil entities! 
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry!
Barnacle Boy: Whatever. Now, I think I got a head on Mermaid Man. Mermaid Man?
Mermaid Man: *face stuffed with donuts and a distorted voice* Pardon?
Barnacle Boy: Nevermind. *then looks out the window and then notices a suspicious looking vehicle pulling out across the street at the Kelp Hills* I might have an activity!
Barnacle Boy observes through his binoculars while SpongeBob and Mermaid Man watch.
Mermaid Man: *gasps* Barnacle Boy! We have to get back to the ship and find our Invisible Boatmobile!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *gets back in the spaceship*
The spaceship flies to the sky. Slide transition cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Gym.
Unnamed Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen! Here is your host Lord Dominator!
Lord Dominator: *walks in the gym, then turns on the microphone* Ahem! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for joining me today! Meet my Dominator Bot.
All: *applause*
Dominator Bot: Lord Dominator?
Numbuh 362: *walks in the gym*
Dominator Bot: Your honor, sir.
Lord Dominator: As what you’re saying... I’m pure evil.
All Fishes and Other Humans: *gasps*
Nazy the Fish: Hey, what’s going on!
Dave the Fish: I don’t know!
Lord Dominator: Let's get down to business! This is how I should start! *transforms into Masked Lord Dominator*
Numbuh 362: Huh?!
Masked Lord Dominator: *presses the button*
It moves down from the ceiling saying “LORD DOMINATOR.”
Dave the Fish: *points to Dominator* It's Lord Dominator with her mask on! Everybody, run for your lives!
All Fishes and Other Humans: *screams and runs out*
Masked Lord Dominator: *laughs evilly, fires my molten lava*
Numbuh 362 is now dodging Lord Dominator’s molten lava attacks with her graceful jumps and flips.
Numbuh 362: *jumps around* Ohhhh!! Eeek!! Whaaa!! Go go go go go!!
Masked Lord Dominator: *fires my molten lava* Heh, you’re good, but you can’t outrun me for long! I’m gonna have myself a nice plate of molten lava after this!
Numbuh 362: *jumps around* No thanks, I’m way too skinny for you!
Soon enough, Numbuh 362 runs up to a wall, jumps off it and heads towards Lord Dominator, where she once again manages to jump kicks her in the jaw, as well as hitting her in the forehead, knocking her down to the ground.
Masked Lord Dominator: OWWWW!!
Numbuh 362: I told you so.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are in Sky Gladiator School Gym.
Barnacle Boy: *offscreen* Hey! Give our Invisible Boatmobile back now, Lord Dominator!
Masked Lord Dominator: Egghhhh!!
Barnacle Boy: Give it up, you old coot!
Masked Lord Dominator: I am not an old coot, you idiot!
Mermaid Man: Now's our chance!
Masked Lord Dominator: I will not lose for a second time, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Now, I'm gonna destroy both of you.
Barnacle Boy: Oh yeah, how are you gonna do that?
Masked Lord Dominator: I can start with this!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: Huh?!!
Numbuh 362: *offscreen* WHAAAA!!
Barnacle Boy: Numbuh 362?!
Mermaid Man: You're from Kids Next Door!
Before the two superheroes could figure out what was going on, they were hit to the ground by an incoming Numbuh 362, who was thrown at them by Lord Dominator.
Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Numbuh 362: YEOW!!
Masked Lord Dominator: *grins evilly* Strike!!
Numbuh 362: *gets back up* Owww... Sorry about that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, she overpowered me.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *gets back up* Ghhhhaaa… It’s alright, Numbuh 362.
Masked Lord Dominator: *ignites both my hands at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy with molten lava and captures them* Not for long.
Mermaid Man: Help! I can't move!
Barnacle Boy: Me too!
Numbuh 362: Mermaid Man? Barnacle Boy? Kids Next Door, BATTLESTATIONS!
All Kids Next Door: *shoots Dominator with weapons*
Masked Lord Dominator: *gets blasted by weapons* YAGHH! Now we’re gonna play my game.
All Kids Next Door: *keeps shooting Dominator with weapons*
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob house.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *laughs*
Squidward Tentacles: *offscreen* HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, where are Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?!
Lincoln Loud: And where are my comic books?!
Leni Loud: *bursts the wall* Ow!
Patrick Star: Leni, are you okay?
Leni Loud: I'm fine, Patrick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: How are we get to the sky now?
Mr. Best: *offscreen* We can take you.
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Best and Mr. Beat.
Mr. Beat: We're here for you as a superhero.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's it.
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House in the backyard.
Lincoln Loud: *tries to open the back door but it's locked* Dang it. The back door is locked.
Leni Loud: Try using the front door.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: *walks to the front yard*
SpongeBob SquarePants: The front door is open.
Lincoln Loud: Good idea.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: *goes inside the Loud House*
Leni Loud: We're in, guys.
Mr. Beat: Good. We go to Lisa's room to see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy on Lisa's screen.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: *goes upstairs, then goes to Lisa and Lily's room*
Mr. Beat: Guys, look at Lisa's screen.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *on Lisa's screen* Help! Save us!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are in trouble. What should we do?
Mr. Best: We have to save Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and fight supervillains.
Some henchmen including the evil Killer Shrimp exit what appears to be the Super Villain Mobile.
Killer Shrimp: Okay boys! Are you sure we have the right dough?!
Henchman: I think the boss will be pleased!
Killer Shrimp: Good! Then he can promote me to acting lieutenant! Get it! Acting! Cause the other one, is on um “business” right now! *smiles evilly*
Henchman: Whatever.
Man Ray: *then pulls up in the Super Villain Mobile* Hello my terribly evil accomplices!
Killer Shrimp: Nice to see you too Man Ray! Hahahahah!
Man Ray: It's a shame Dirty couldn’t be here tonight, the Bubble effect sure is a horrible illness, well, anyways, do you have the dough?
Killer Shrimp: That we do! Henchmen! Trunk open!
The henchmen do as their boss says.
Man Ray: *comes and picks up a brown suitcase, then opens the case and sees several dollar bills smuggled as contraband* Hoorah! Look at all this loot! It's as if we found Davy Jones' locker or something! Amazing!
He caresses the money.
Man Ray: So purdy!
Killer Shrimp: Just think of all the VCR's, Stereos and CD Players we can own!
Man Ray: Still in the 1980's dear?
Killer Shrimp: I sure do love being a Hipster!
Man Ray: Well anyways, let us transport this contraband to the city Coat Factory for proper transport to our cabin up in North Plankton, and on we go!
Killer Shrimp: Ahahahhahahe!
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: July 9, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2005
This episode is rated TV-PG-L, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Lana and Lola Loud: We prefer ours, boss lady!!
Numbuh 86 and Clyde McBride: Yeah!!
Numbuh 362: *jumps in joy* Nice one, guys!
Masked Lord Dominator: *gets angry* NO MORE TRICKS, LET’S PLAY THE GAME!! *fires my molten lava at the Heroes* RAHHH!!
Numbuh 86 and Clyde McBride: *dodges the incoming molten lava while aiming their respective blasters* Blast her!!
Right on cue, Numbuh 86, Clyde, Lana and Lola. all fired their respective weapons at Lord Dominator, causing her to burst out a bunch of sparks from her body after being hit by the four heroes’ weapons.
Masked Lord Dominator: GAH!!
Numbuh 86, Clyde McBride Lana and Lola Loud: Yes!!
Numbuh 362: Yahoo!!
Masked Lord Dominator: Hrrrrr…
Clyde McBride: It’s over Lord Dominator, give up now.
Masked Lord Dominator: *gets back up while looking very angry* ME?! GIVE UP?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM, CLYDE?!
Clyde McBride: You're finished! *punches Dominator*
Masked Lord Dominator: OW!
Mr. Best: *overhears The City Coat Factory, loudly* THE CITY COAT FACTORY?!! HOTDOG! THAT’S WHERE MERMAID MAN GETS HIS PAJAMAS!
Mr. Beat: MR. BEST!!
Man Ray and Killer Shrimp: *notices the two superheroes*
SpongeBob and Lincoln are staring at them in shock now that their cover has been blown.
Man Ray: *to Mr. Best and Mr. Beat* Wait, you're not Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! What a pleasant surprise! I sure do love to test out my Doomsday Laser but I got business to attend to. Killer does not! Killer?!
Killer Shrimp: *enthusiastically grabs the Doomsday Laser out of Man Ray's hand and points it and smiles with a terrifying evil grin at Mr. Beat*
Mr. Beat: Mr. Best, if we live, remind me to take all of your meatloaf at lunch tomorrow and dump it right down your posterior.
Mr. Best: What's a posterior?
Mr. Beat: *grabs Mr. Best, SpongeBob and Lincoln
The two vamooses out the window.
Gary does as well, sensing danger.
The Killer Shrimp: *blasts SpongeBob's house into molten iron. Hahahahahah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: PATRICK!!!
Patrick Star: *bursts out of the rubble with my butt on fire from the hot lava liquids* MY POSTERIOR!!!!
Mr. Best: Oh! So that's what a posterior is!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *soaks up some of the water and spits it into a ditch for Patrick to land safely in and put out the fire.
Patrick Star: *walks out afterwards with a hole at my posterior*
He is revealing more than we need to see.
Leni Loud: Hey Lincoln!
Killer Shrimp and Killer Shrimp's Henchmen: *prepares to attack*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: *gets into defensive mode*
Gary the Snail: *pulls out a chair, puts on sunglasses, eats popcorn and watches the show*
Mr. Beat: Behold! The Raging Whirlpool! *sends a tornadic whirlpool into the henchmen spinning them around screaming and sending them down into several briggs trapping them forever*
Killer Shrimp: I got a present for you fashion girl!
Leni Loud: Oh what is it?! Is it ketchup?!
Killer Shrimp: Flaming hot sauce!
Leni Loud: Yay!
Lincoln Loud: No! Leni!
Killer Shrimp: *blasts molten iron into Leni's mouth*
Leni Loud: *tears up* It's totes finger lickin good! *runs away to find water*
Mr. Best: You won’t get away with this Shrimp!
Killer Shrimp: Too powerful and not too bold! You don’t scare me Ethan Best!
Mr. Beat: *thinks of something* Hey uh Mr. Best? You know the city Football team right?
Mr. Best: Yeah! The Buffalo Bills! Fourteen Championships! You can’t beam em!
Mr. Beat: Well the Killer Shrimp says otherwise. He says the team stinks! Reeks of Athlete's foot! Worse than The Dirty Bubbles’ B.O.
Mr. Best: *gets a serious look on my face with a dropped jaw and turns to stare at the Killer Shrimp*
Killer Shrimp: The Anglers do stink Mr. Best! Hahahahhaha!!
Mr. Best: *begins trembling with rage*
As he usually would if his town's football team is insulted.
Mr. Best: *unveils an array of boomerangs and starts sending them the Shrimp's way* BUFFALO BILLS!!!!!!
Killer Shrimp: Aaaaahhh, what the?!
The Shrimp is sent in all kinds of directions, into several stop signs, a wrecking ball, a brick wall that says “BORDER” on it and finally into the jail. The doomsday ray has its trigger hit by one of the Mermarangs, a molten beam is fired right at Squidward's house.
Squidward Tentacles: *holds a pocket mirror to my face while in the bathtub* Squidward Quincy Tentacles, you are one smoking!
His bathroom is blasted into ash, molten lava, and kicked up dust with some walls still standing.
Squidward Tentacles: *coughs* Hottie.
Squidward and the mirror dissolve into piles of ash with Squidward's eyes blinking.
Back at the ground level.
Mr. Beat: Now that is productive Mr. Best!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gives a thumbs up* Great job! *winks*
Mr. Best: *gets confused* What’d I do?
Man Ray: *gets into Super Villain Mobile terrified at seeing my companions' failures* Well, gotta go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Not so fast Man Ray! *takes out my bubble soap and blows a bubble onto Man Ray bringing him up to the surface*
Man Ray: Nooooooo!!!
The bubble hits the surface of the ocean water making him fall back down into SpongeBob, who has transformed himself into a jail cell.
Man Ray: Pooie!
Patrick Star: *destroys Super Villain Mobile*
The scene cuts to the next day. SpongeBob and Lincoln are at Shady Shoals with superheroes eating meatloaf just like the other elders.
Lincoln Loud: What a night gents!
Mr. Beat: We are heroes, not gentlemen.
Lincoln Loud: Right, sorry.
A montage of SpongeBob and Lincoln's thoughts are shown. Leni and Squidward are in the Hospital recovering from their molten adventures, The Henchmen play harmonicas down in the brig, Man Ray and The Killer Shrimp drop the soap in the Prison shower and both their eyes shrivel up and finally Gary watches the events of last night on SpongeBob's TV under a VHS called “The Adventures of Mr. Best and Mr. Beat.” 
Mr. Best: I got something Mr. Beat!
Mr. Beat: Your Asprin pills?
Mr. Best: Nope! The key! We can finally get back in!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Nice!
Mr. Beat: Sweet! Where’d you find it?
Mr. Best: Out my Posterior! *grabs my cape* Wanna see?
Mr. Beat: *hastily finishes my meatloaf and skedaddles out the door; in a rush* I’ll pass on that! *carries Leni*
Slide transition cuts to Superhero Lair.
Mr. Beat: Alright guys, here's gonna do. We must get in the spaceship and fight Lord Dominator to save Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Leni? Leni?
Mr. Best: I got it. *heals Leni with potion*
Leni Loud: Where am I?
Mr. Beat: Guys?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Mr. Best: Yes?
Mr. Beat: It's called "Sky Gladiator."
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Mr. Best: Oooh.
Mr. Beat: Now what are we waiting for? Let's go.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Mr. Best: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: *gets in the spaceship*
The spaceship is ready to take off.
Mr. Best: Sky Gladiator, here we go!
The spaceship flies to the sky. Screen cuts to Sky Gladiator School Gym.
Masked Lord Dominator: *ignites both my hands at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy with molten lava*
Mermaid Man: Give our Invisible Boatmobile back. You'll pay what you've done, Lord Dominator.
Barnacle Boy: Yeah.
Masked Lord Dominator: *stops igniting both my hands at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy with molten lava, then growls* Can you see they're coming?! You guys are a bunch of dorks!
Mermaid Man: Barnacle Boy? Barnacle Boy?
Barnacle Boy: I'm Barnacle Boy. We're stuck here forever.
Mermaid Man: Oh yeah, right.
Barnacle Boy: We saw a football game last night.
Mermaid Man: Hey, we saw it before.
Screen cuts to Sky Gladiator School Hallway.
Unnamed Teacher: See Ms. Ra- I mean, Numbuh 362. When we work together we can overcome any obstacle.
Numbuh 362: Maybe... But I still don't trust you...
Screen cuts to Sky Gladiator School Exterior.
Mr. Beat: Alright guys, this is we get off the spaceship. Our location is here.
Lincoln Loud: Really?
Mr. Beat: Yeah, now fight Lord Dominator.
Lincoln Loud: Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: *gets out of the spaceship*
Mr. Beat: Let us know you can see us.
Lincoln Loud: Okay. Here I go. *runs*
Screen cuts to Sky Gladiator Hallway. Suddenly they heard chewing, chopping, and gulping. It was KND who managed to survive being covered in Spinach Gumbo.
Unnamed Teacher: You think your *burps* gumbo creatures would stop us!
Numbuh 362: *lets out a large burp, pats her belly and gets up to tell her* Don't tell the others. But I actually like spinach, but I don't recommend eating anymore of it for a while.
Unnamed Teacher: We'll worry about the cuisine once we're finished with these guys.
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Exterior.
Lord Dominator: Tell me, where is Super Villain Mobile?
Patrick Star: I destroyed it.
Lord Dominator: What?
Patrick Star: I'm gonna go in, bye. *goes in*
Lord Dominator: *growls* Bots!
Dominator Bot: Yes sir?!
Lord Dominator: Capture them!
Mr. Best: Please, I'll explain.
Mr. Beat: Yeah.
Lord Dominator: What now.
Mr. Best: We have to tell you something.
Lord Dominator: No more questions, okay.
Mr. Beat: Okay.
Lord Dominator: *growls*
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Hallway.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What is going on over there, Lincoln. Lord Dominator is outside.
Lincoln Loud: Okay. I'll tell her, SpongeBob. *bursts the wall*
She and Numbuh 362 looked at them knowing they weren't being very truthful. But since the point of this meeting was to make peace.
Unnamed Teacher: Very well, I accept your peace offering.
Numbuh 362: Yeah, we accept your offer... for now.
Unnamed Teacher: Now that we're all allies here's hoping we can put the past behind us.
Numbuh 362: I agree, but first... peace is always nice.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Excuse me, Numbuh 362? Lord Dominator is outside.
Numbuh 362: Of course she is, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Exterior.
Mr. Best: No, please. I swear.
Mr. Beat: Please, Lord Dominator. Please.
Lord Dominator: Quiet, you two.
Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* You leave those superheroes alone, Lord Dominator.
Lord Dominator: No one could defeat me. When I was on my ship, I stole the Invisible Boatmobile. I captured Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, but they can stay there in the gym forever.
Dominator Bot: Sir?
Lord Dominator: *to Dominator Bot* STOP CALLING ME THAT! *calms down* That's right. Lord Hater is not my husband. I'm a supervillain.
Lincoln Loud: What? I thought he was your husband.
Lord Dominator: No, I'll destroy you whatever I want. *transforms back into Masked Lord Dominator*
Lincoln Loud: Aw man.
Masked Lord Dominator: *fires my molten lava at Lincoln and flings him*
Lincoln Loud: *groans*
The window is shattering because Lincoln is getting flung. He keeps getting flung, breaking through walls over and over and over again. Lincoln is sent to Sky Gladiator School Gym by Lord Dominator. Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Hallway.
Dominator Bot: Hello.
Patrick Star: Dominator Bot, I know you're here. Fight.
Dominator Bot: Patrick?
Patrick Star: Yaaaa! *grabs Dominator Bot*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Go Patrick.
Leni Loud: Yay.
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Gym.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Mermaid Man? Barnacle Boy? How would you get here?
Barnacle Boy: Lord Dominator captured us.
Mermaid Man: Yeah.
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry. I'll get you guys outta here.
Masked Lord Dominator: *laughs evilly, offscreen*
Lincoln Loud: Huh?
Masked Lord Dominator: *walks in Sky Gladiator School Gym* Come and play with me.
Lincoln Loud: NO! *fights Lord Dominator*
Masked Lord Dominator: *growls, then fires my molten lava*
Lincoln Loud: *jumps around*
Barnacle Boy: Lincoln, you can do it.
Masked Lord Dominator: *fires my molten lava 3 times*
Lincoln Loud: *kicks Lord Dominator and flings her*
Masked Lord Dominator: *gets flung to the floor*
Lincoln Loud: *runs to Lord Dominator, then tries to take off her head suit*
Masked Lord Dominator: *flings Lincoln to the sign "LORD DOMINATOR"*
The sign "LORD DOMINATOR" from the ceiling explodes.
Lincoln Loud: *falls to the floor*
Masked Lord Dominator: *walks to Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *tries to fight Lord Dominator*
Masked Lord Dominator: *grabs Lincoln on his shirt*
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Hallway.
Patrick Star: *destroys Dominator Bot*
Leni Loud: Nice Patrick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now, let's go see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Leni Loud: Yeah.
Patrick Star: To the gym.
Screen cuts back to Sky Gladiator School Gym.
Masked Lord Dominator: *flings Lincoln to the floor*
Lincoln Loud: Ow.
Masked Lord Dominator: *runs to Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *kicks Lord Dominator in the air*
Lord Dominator is getting flung to the ceiling, breaking it with her head suit.
Masked Lord Dominator: *breaks the ceiling making a hole, then falls to the floor*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *runs to Sky Gladiator School Gym*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln!
Masked Lord Dominator: *punches Lincoln with my fist*
Lincoln is getting flung by Dominator breaking through the window. Window shattering is heard.
Leni Loud: *shocked* Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: *screams and falls*
SpongeBob SquarePants: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Masked Lord Dominator: And there it goes for your last chance of stopping me.
Patrick Star: We'll have to destroy you once and for all.
Lincoln is standing on top of Jellyfishes flying.
Masked Lord Dominator: Huh?
Lincoln Loud: Looking for me?
Masked Lord Dominator: What? You're flying with jellyfishes?
Lincoln Loud: *runs*
Masked Lord Dominator: That's impossible!
Jellyfishes: *electrocutes Dominator*
Masked Lord Dominator: Ow! *faints*
Lincoln Loud: *pulls Dominator's head suit, then throws it*
Lord Dominator's head suit gets thrown through a broken window, then her head suit breaks through her ship on the ceiling.
Lincoln Loud: It's time to take out the trash.
Lord Dominator (without head suit): What?! I can't be defeated!
Jellyfishes: *squirts jelly on the floor makes Dominator slip*
Lord Dominator (without head suit): *slips* Whoa!
Jellyfishes: *electrocutes Dominator again and flings her*
Lord Dominator (without head suit): *screams* AHHHHHHH! *gets flung through broken window*
Lincoln Loud: Yes! *saves Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy*
Screen cuts to Dominator's ship.
Lord Dominator (without head suit): *keeps getting flung and screams* AHHHHHHH!
Lord Dominator got flung making it break a bigger hole on the ceiling sending her back to the ship.
Lord Dominator (without head suit): *moans* I'll destroy all of you!
Barnacle Boy: Lincoln, you did it! We're saved!
Lincoln Loud: Here's your Invisible Boatmobile back.
Mermaid Man: Thank you!
Numbuh 362: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 362, there's something I have to tell you. I'm sorry I ruined the party and I blew it.
Numbuh 362: *smiles* No, you didn't. You're a good hero.
Lincoln Loud: We were all fighting with supervillains.
Numbuh 362: Yeah, but you defeated Lord Dominator. She's back on her ship. You saved the city.
Lincoln Loud: *hugs Numbuh 362*
Numbuh 362: *hugs Lincoln back*
Leni Loud: *puppy eyes* Awww.
Numbuh 362: Anyway we can have a party.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Numbuh 362: You can talk to me if you want. See you later, Lincoln.
Barnacle Boy: I'm proud of you, Lincoln.
Mermaid Man: Yeah, you saved us and we got our Invisible Boatmobile back.
Barnacle Boy: Ahem! Heroes, Lord Dominator is defeated! I like to honor SpongeBob's best buddy, Lincoln Loud for defeating supervillains!
All: *applause*
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, do you want to do the honors?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks in front of broken* Yeah, let's party!
Time card reading "1 Hour Later"
French Narrator: 1 hour later.
1 hour later at Sky Gladiator School Gym, everyone is having a party.
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is a great party, Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Mr. Beat: Mr. Best.
Mr. Best: Mr. Beat.
Mr. Best: *dances with Mr. Beat*
Leni Loud: Hey Linky!
Lincoln Loud: Hey Leni!
Leni Loud: Wanna dance?
Lincoln Loud: Sure.
Leni Loud: *dances with Lincoln*
Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patties with Jelly! Get your Krabby Patties with Jelly! There will be 4 bucks!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *squeezes Jellyfish to squirt jelly on Krabby Patties* Order up!
Patrick Star: *to Mr. Krabs* Uh, I’ll have one Krabby Patty with Jelly!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: To the Invisible Boatmobile!
Screen zooms out seeing a broken window.
Johnny Elaine: *narrates* Once again, everybody is having a party in Sky Gladiator. Thanks for Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat.
Screen fades to Sky Gladiator exterior.
Johnny Elaine: *narrates* And that’s the end of the episode.
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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