Siri Alphys

== Backstory ==
So A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand" Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any gra- WAIT THIS ISN’T THE BACKSTORY WHAT THE FUCK! *Throws an axe at the screen. GIVE ME THE DAMN BACKSTORY
== Real backstory ==
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== Real backstory I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO DO THIS ANYMORE!!!! ==
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Ok so what just happened there was nonsense SORRY! So Alphys got possessed by Flowey and Then Flowey turned her into a robotic voice called Siri. Siri doesn’t like it when you call her poo poo pants or Google. She hates Cortana because she’s jealous of her beauty. If you call her cortana she will make you shut your eyes and never be able to open it. Don’t you think this girls a bitch? She is! Flowey made it worse by making her come back to life, And oh god it’s horrible. 
== Personality ==
Siri likes being sassy and activates out of nowhere. Siri was much darker than today. THANKS TO SIRI UNDYNE!!!! Siri can be dangerous at times so watch out!
== Apperence ==
Let’s say she looks like an IPhone with her head on top of it