Pranksters/Transcript

(Episode begins with the screen showing the exterior of the Candle House in the morning. Candle Man’s phone alarm beeps, beeps, and beeps.)
Candle Man: (Is clearly annoyed with it.) UUUUUUGH…
(Candle Man burns his phone to dust, then falls right back asleep. However, the phone still makes beep sounds despite being turned to dust.)
Candle Man: UGH fine… (wakes up, and turns his phone back to normal.) What’s the time?
(Candle Man checks his phone, and it says “10:57 AM”.)
Candle Man: 10:57 AM? (Presses the “SHUT UP, ALARM” button.) Okay, what is going he-
(His phone alarms again.)
Candle Man: UuuuuUUUUUUUUGH!!! SHUT THE FLIP UP, PHONE!
(Candle Man throws his phone out the window.)
Candle Man: It fell from the second floor so it can’t possibly beep now.
(Off-screen, it is beeping again, with Candle Man breathing in anger. Screen shows Candle Man now stomping on his phone repeatedly until it breaks to pieces.)
Candle Man: CURSE YOU, STUPID PHONE!
(Even in millions of pieces, it still beeps.)
Candle Man: GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
(Shaduck teleports himself, Mystic, and Limefong there.)
Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong: WE PRANKED YOUUUUUUU!!!
Candle Man: WHAT?! GODDANGIT YOU GUYS GOT ME! (becomes fiery and looks like he’s about to burn all three of them to dust.)
Mystic: We programmed your phone to constantly beep, beep, and beep, and now, it’s stuck that way. (Shrugs.) But it was worth getting it on video!
Candle Man: WELL THEN UNDO THAT PROGRA-
(His phone beeps once more, making Candle Man hysterically jump around.)
Candle Man: HOW CAN I GET RID OF THIS ANNOYING BEEPING, GUYS?
(Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong are no longer seen)
Candle Man: Wait a sec… (turns the phone back to normal, as in, no longer broken.)
(Cuts to the main 4 sitting in the kitchen.)
Candle Man: Eggplants for me, fish soup for Shaduck, pizza for Lime and some grilled cheese sandwiches for my sweetheart!
(Limefong laughs but tries to hold his laughter.)
Candle Man: What’s with you?
Limefong: Nothing. Just got reminded of something funny.
Candle Man: Okay… (Sits on his chair.)
(Everyone except Candle Man laughs.)
Shaduck: You sat on a water bag!
Candle Man: NOT FUNNY! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU THREE JUST PULLING PRANKS ON ME, IS IT APRIL FOOLS DAY OR SOMETHING?!
Shaduck: Duh.
Limefong: Time to eat my pizza! 
(Limefong takes a bite.)
Limefong: Hm, this doesn’t taste good! Let me take another one.
(Limefong takes another bite, his face turns yellowish-green.)
Limefong: Gosh, I need to go to the bathroom!
(Limefong is holding back his vomit. Back to the kitchen, Candle Man laughs.)
Candle Man: Success!
(Meanwhile, Mystic walks in to the kitchen, and grabs a bowl of fish soup.)
Mystic: Hmmm… hey Shaduck!
Shaduck: (Walks in.) Yes?
(Mystic splashes the boiling-hot fish soup all over Shaduck.)
Mystic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shaduck: HEY! IT’S BOILING HOT, YA FLIP!
Mystic: It’s supposed to be, ha!
Candle Man: (Snarky voice.) I dunno, Mystic and Shaduck doing that to each other does not seem out of the ordinary, even when it isn’t April Fools Day…
Shaduck: (Quietly.) I need to prank Mystic back… (teleports away)
(Scene cuts to Shaduck shooting lazers all over Mystic’s bed, then putting Teddy Mouse in her room. Shaduck becomes invisible when Mystic comes in.)
Mystic: Okay… this shower was so refreshing… I’m now gonna check on my pho-
(Mystic slips on Teddy Mouse into the holes on her bed.)
Mystic: -oooOOOOOW!!! OH FOR GALAXIA’S SAKE! WHO DID THIS?
Shaduck: Me!
Mystic: Who?
Shaduck: (Becomes visible.) Me! AND IT WAS FUN!
Mystic: YOU IDIOT! YOU’RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE SPAMMERS!
Shaduck: Now, why didn’t you fall down and get sunk, Mystic…?
(Scene cuts to Limefong.)
Limefong: I got the idea for double the pranks…
(Limefong splashes slime all over Candle Man’s bed, knowing Candle Man is quite the sleepy head, and uses on telekinesis Luna for when Candle Man walks there.)
Candle Man: (Walks there.) I’m gonna go for a sleep now…
Limefong: MYSTIC, LOOK!
Mystic: What?
(It shows only Candle Man’s legs and Luna… and Candle Man does not squish Luna, he does not notice though.)
Mystic: Uhh, okay.
Limefong: AAAAAH! At least THIS part won’t be ruined…
(Candle Man walks in, opening the door.)
Limefong: (Hides under Candle Man’s bed, quietly giggling.)
Candle Man: This sleep is going to be nice… especially considering now I get to sleep all day, and skip anything I would be forced to do! Laziness rules!
(Limefong throws an eggplant from out of the bed.)
Candle Man: (Sees the eggplant.) Oh, yummy!
(Limefong comes out of the bed.)
Limefong: BUH!
Candle Man: AHH! (This causes Candle Man to slip over into his bed.)
Limefong: Take that for pranking me!
Candle Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY YOU LITTLE-
(Scene cuts to Shaduck trying to prank everyone.)
Shaduck: Maybe I’ll mix fish with their favorite food since they don’t like fish…
(Does so, then Shaduck goes to Candle Man.)
Shaduck: Hey Candle Man! I got this eggplant for you! Eat it!
Candle Man: Cool! (Eats the eggplant but realizes it tastes like fish.) What the flip bro? It doesn’t taste like eggplants at all! It tastes... different.
Shaduck: Mhmmmm I don’t know!
(Shaduck teleports to Limefong’s room.)
Shaduck: I got this pizza for you.
Limefong: Oh, cool! (Borrows it from Shaduck and eats it until he realizes it is fishy pizza.)
Limefong: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shaduck: HAHA! 
Limefong: I HATE FISH! YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT!
Shaduck: Uh oh...
(A giant pizza unhooks from the ceiling, splatting on Shaduck.)
Shaduck: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Limefong: HAH! I’M A GENIUS! I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GOOD PRANK!
(Scene cuts to the backyard, where Mystic is shown talking to Chadder pretending to love him.)
Mystic: I love you, Chadder…
(Candle Man sees this, runs there at the speed of light.)
Candle Man: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY… YOU CHEATER!
(Candle Man burns Chadder to dust… but then it’s revealed it’s just a fake Chadder.)
Candle Man: Wait… thank God it’s just cardboard…
Mystic: HAHA, PRANKED YA!
(Cue the real Chadder walking there.)
Chadder: Hello Mystic… want some kissy kissy?
Candle Man: First off, how on Earth did you get the flip in here? Second, NO! (Yeets Chadder away.)
Chadder: (Off-screen, after a prolonged time.) I’m okay!
Mystic: Oh lord, this prank worked brilliantly…
(Shaduck puts plastic wrap over Limefong’s room entrance. Limefong falls for it.)
Limefong: AHHHHHHH!
Shaduck: Haha! 
(He walks into his room, but a lion is in there.)
Shaduck: AHHHHH! (Runs away)
Limefong: HAHA!
Shaduck: Wait, how did you even get a lion in the house?!
(Cuts to Mystic putting sugar cubes in tea. She grabs some, but Limefong giggles as she takes a sip. She realizes it is salt and spits it out.)
Mystic: Ew! What is with this sugar?!
Limefong: Ahahahhahaha! It’s salt!
(Limefong goes to the bathroom to wash his hands. He turns on the water, and is sprayed.)
Limefong: AHHHHHHHHH THE WATER IS SPRAYING EVERYWHERE\!
Candle Man: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
(Scene cuts to Mystic and Shaduck walking next to each other in the front yard, with both of them whistling the opening theme of CMF, thus breaking the fourth wall. When Mystic notices Shaduck, she puts a “punch me!” paper on Shaduck’s back. Shaduck walks into the house still whistling, Limefong approaches him, and punches him HARDLY in the face.)
Shaduck: OW! Why did ya do that?
Limefong: Heheh… THE SIGN ON YOUR BACK! AHAHA!
(Candle Man comes to the room and also punches Shaduck.)
Shaduck: OW! What sign was Limefong talking about?
Candle Man: PUNCH YA!
Limefong: Look at your back, dude!
(Candle Man, Limefong, and especially Mystic who is peeking through the door, point at Shaduck and laugh, making Shaduck look sad. Scene cuts to yet another prank, where Candle Man is shown creating a giant fire vacuum cleaner.)
Candle Man: This is going to be funny!
Fireball: (Floats there.) Why are you trying to replace me with a vacuum cleaner?
Candle Man: PSSTH! I don’t wanna replace ya!
(Mystic walks there, to which Candle Man is shown using the vacuum cleaner. Candle Man puts the vacuum cleaner right into Mystic’s face, sucking her in.)
Candle Man: THIS PRANK IS BOUND TO BE WORTH IT ONE DAY!
Mystic: (Inside the vacuum cleaner, she has a muffled voice.) LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
(Cuts to Limefong video chatting with Lemon in his bedroom, using a laptop to video chat.)
Lemon: So what was your idea on how to prank that ducky friend of yours again?
Limefong: I’m gonna-
(While Limefong is talking, it is shown that Shaduck is invisible behind Limefong (he is not invisible to the audience, just slightly transparent, though.) and was about to prank Limefong by splashing ice cold water on him.)
Limefong: -prank Shaduck by-
(Shaduck teleports away to the door [still inside in the room though], and while still invisible he puts the ice cold water down.)
Limefong: -splashing fish soup all over him to make sure-
(Shaduck makes a shocked face.)
Limefong: -he will always be visible even if he goes into invisible-
Shaduck: Well, I have this ice cold water… get pranked while talking to your girl about pranking me!
(Shaduck grabs the bucket of ice cold water again.)
Limefong: -mode, and then he will get-
(Shaduck teleports to behind Limefong)
Limefong: -busted everytime he-
(Shaduck becomes visible, which Lemon notices.)
Lemon: Uhh, Lime, behind you…
Limefong: Oh don’t interrupt me, so… Shaduck will get busted everytime he tries to pran-
(Shaduck pours the ice cold water all over Limefong.)
Limefong: AAAAAAAHHH!!! IT’S SO FLIPPING… COLD… WHY YOU LITTLE MOTHERFLIPPER?!
Shaduck: (Laughs.) You should have listened to your girl…
Lemon: Told you…
Limefong: I should have listened to you, Lemon… anyway, he’s not going to predict when I’m gonna prank h-
(Cue another bucket of ice cold water splashed all over Limefong.)
Limefong: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
(Cuts to the next prank, where Mystic is about to take a shower. Then, scene cuts to Shaduck entering the basement.)
Shaduck: Hmm… (makes the water cold with the dial shown in “The Darkest Moose”. Cuts to outside of the Candle House.)
Mysticn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT’S SO COLD! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!
(Cuts back to Shaduck in the basement, who is giggling. The scene cuts to Candle Man in the middle of a nap, as Mystic comes in with a marker, and then proceeds to scribble a pair of glasses and a moustache on Candle Man, then she rushes back into her room, then Candle Man then wakes up.)
Candle Man: Welp, I guess it's time for my afternoon eggplants.
(As he walks to the fridge, he comes across a mirror, looking at himself briefly before he notices that his face has been tampered with. He stares at his new look in the mirror before he is heard screaming. The scene cuts to Mystic’s room, feeling proud of this joke.)
Mystic: Haha!
Candle Man: WHO MADE ME LOOK LIKE A JOKE?!
Mystic: I did because you are a joke, CM! (Lifts up the marker.) Good luck getting this off your face!
Candle Man: HEY! Ugh! 
(Cuts to Limefong’s room, when Shaduck walks by with fake dog poop and makes it look like-)
Shaduck: LIMEFONG HAD AN ACCIDENT ON YOUR BED!
Candle Man: LIME, YOU BAD DOG!
(Scene cuts to Shaduck in the middle of getting a clean shirt on, where he calls out to Candle Man.)
Shaduck: Yo, CM! Can you get me a shirt?
Candle Man: (snickering as he has a shirt with the words “I eat dogs” on it.) Sure thing, Shaduck.
(Shaduck comes on out with the shirt on, and immediately gets electricity fired at him from Limefong, who looks offended.) 
Limefong: How dare you wear that!
Candle Man: (Walking by.) OH LORD, I AM A GENIUS!
(Candle Man gets electrocuted by Limefong.)
Candle Man: Heh heh...worth it. (He flops to the floor with a thud.)
Mystic: C’mon Shaduck, let’s go cook lunch for everything.
Shaduck: Sure thing.
(Limefong facepalms.)
Limefong: Seriously?! 
Candle Man: You guys are rivals!
Mystic: (Smugly) But we are making an expectation.
(Cuts to dinner.)
Mystic: You got the peppers?
Shaduck: Yeah.
Mystic: Good, now hide them in CM’s steak but keep ours normal. And make it double the pepper in the eggplants.
Shaduck: Roger roger.
(The scene cuts to Mystic and Shaduck serving up dinner to Candle Man and Limefong, before they sit down on their chairs.)
Candle Man: This looks so good. 
Limefong: Knowing you CM, you’ll be going for the eggplants first and then the steak.
Candle Man: OF COURSE! (Eats an eggplant in one bite.)
Mystic: (Whispering to Shaduck.) Did you remember to remove any form of liquid in the house?
Shaduck: (Whispering back to her.) Yep.
Candle Man: What?
Mystic: Nothing, just eat your thick steak. 
Candle Man: Alright, fine whatever. Can someone pass me a fork?
(Mystic tosses a fork, in which Candle Man catches it.)
Candle Man: Thank you, Mystical. 
(As Candle Man eats it offscreen, Mystic and Shaduck start to snicker, knowing that their plan is working when Candle Man gets suspicious.)
Candle Man: What are you guys laughing about?
Mystic: Oh nothing, it’s just how goofy it is when you eat. 
Goofy: (Appearing out of nowhere.) DID SOMEONE SAY GOOFY? AYUCK!
Limefong: Go find the rest of the team, Goof. (Pushes Goofy away.)
Candle Man: What on Fandax are you talking (the heat of the peppers settles in) about? Uuh, you guys?
Mystic: (Smugly with a smirk on her face.) Yes, Candle Man?
Candle Man: Did you guys do something to this steak? It’s a bit...spicy.
Shaduck: I don’t know, did we?
(The heat of the peppers come in at full force, as Candle Man’s face turns red as he starts sweating.)
Candle Man: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS STEAK?!
(Mystic and Shaduck break out laughing as Candle Man angrily stares at them.)
Mystic: (Baby talk.) Aww, is Botuczy’s mouth on fire? It couldn’t be from that steak and eggplant being littered with peppers.
Candle Man: YOU LITTERED THEM WITH PEPPERS?! 
Mystic: Yep.
Shaduck: And you fell for our prank!
(Mystic and Shaduck start laughing again as Candle Man runs to the kitchen to try and find something to drink.)
Limefong: Didn’t I say no more pranks?
Shaduck: Aw, but this one was hilarious!
Candle Man: (Offscreen.) WHO MADE THE TAP TIGHT?!
Mystic: I’m not sure, it's like the plumber shut the water works off.
(Candle Man groans as he checks the pantry and the fridge, only to find no drinks.)
Candle Man: DID YOU JUST… THROW THE DRINKS OUT?!
(Mystic whistles, holding a bottle of water.)
Candle Man: GIMME NOW!
(He runs straight to Mystic, and tries to grab it, only for it to be an illusion of a bottle of water made via Mystic’s magic.)
Candle Man: WHY YOU LITTLE-
(Getting another spike of heat, Candle Man runs out of the house at the speed of light, pasting by Chadder, who has a cup of soda. When he sees the cup, Candle Man runs back to Chadder.)
Candle Man: Yeah… this is awkward but… can I please have that… cup of soda?
(Chadder is still taking a long slurp, when he does, he hands the cup to Candle Man.)
Chadder: Here you go, Candle Boy.
Candle Man: Ahh, thank you.
(However, the cup is empty with only specks of water.)
Candle Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(The scene zooms out to various places where the echo of Candle Man screaming can be heard. Including from outside of Fandax. The scene fades to Candle Man, crying in pain, as he trudged back to the Candle house to find Mystic drinking grape Fanda.)
Candle Man: GIVE ME THAT NOW!
Mystic: What’s the magic word?
Candle Man: THE MAGIC WORD!
Mystic: (Buzzer noise.) Wrong!
(Candle Man snatches the grape Fanda away from Mystic and drinks it., losing the redness to his face as sweat drips down from his face. He sighs in relief.)
Candle Man: Much better.
Mystic: So, how was the peppered eggplant? 
Candle Man: NEVER AGAIN!
Mystic: Alright, I’ll add that to the shopping list. 
Candle Man: NO!
Mystic: And would you like to add regular peppers?
Candle Man: DON’T YOU DARE!
Mystic: Peppers it is.
Candle Man: Well (Burps into Mystic’s face.)
Mystic: Smells like gra-
(Mystic collapses from how bad Candle Man’s breath smells.)
Candle Man: Get pranked back son! Heh heh… I’m gonna go take a nap.
(Cuts to Shaduck walking into the kitchen, opening the fridge, and pulling out an eggplant. She giggles. Cuts to Candle Man snoring in his bed.)
Shaduck: CM! DON’T YOU WANT THIS DELICIOUS EGGPLANT?
(Candle Man wakes up.)
Candle Man: What was that about eggplants?
(Cuts back to the kitchen.)
Shaduck: (Giggling.) I can’t wait to see the result of this one!
(Candle Man enters it at the speed of light.)
Shaduck: Well, that was quick. So, CM, I know how much you love eggplants so… (Pulls out the eggplant) Have one!
Candle Man: Aw, thanks!
(Candle Man snatches the eggplant as Mystic walks out of the kitchen. However, when Candle Man is not looking, Mystic is peeking through the kitchen door.)
Candle Man: I dunno why, but this looks a bit suspicious. (Mystic is worried Candle Man won’t eat the eggplant.) However, EGGPLAAAAAAAAAAANTS!
(Candle Man eats the eggplant. Mystic is shown giggling again.)
Shaduck: He… fell for it… again!
(Cuts back to Candle Man.)
Candle Man: Hmm… I thought this eggie was a prank.
(Cuts to inside Candle Man’s stomach. While the eggplant is being digested, it shakes around as if it’s going to explode.)
Candle Man: (Off-screen.) But it didn’t do any-
(Cuts back to Candle Man. He explodes with the eggplant. But small parts of him are all over the floor.)
Shaduck: (Pointing at Candle Man, laughing.) AHAHAHAHAHA! I planted a bomb in that eggplant! (Laughs even harder.) AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA! (Wipes a tear of joy.) 
(However, as Shaduck walks out the room, he suddenly gets trapped in a rope.)
Mystic: Haha! BOOBY TRAP!
Shaduck: (Groans.) Apparently the cost of a really good prank is being pranked yourself… GET OVER HERE!
Mystic: Try and catch me!
(Mystic is about to open the door, but when she does so, a bucket falls on her foot.)
Mystic: OWW! WHY DOES A BUCKET OF WATER HURT SO MUCH! (Grabs the bucket. It’s revealed to be full of cement, not water.) Oh, that explains it s- Wait… WHAT THE FLIP?!
Candle Man: (Back to normal. He walks in.) Heh, that was supposed to be my prank for you, Mystical, I kinda saw the eggplant one coming, since it was done twice now or three times, our fo-
Mystic: BUT WHY CEMENT?! That could have killed me!
Candle Man: Because it being cement instead of water, is the funniest double twist ever! Plus, you could have killed me as well, with that eggplant which YOU PLANTED A FLIPPING BOMB IN! IT EXPLODED IN MY STOMACH! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
Limefong: Seems like I’m the only one who hasn’t had a near-death experience today…
Candle Man: You want one? I’ll give you one! (His fins become fiery.)
Shaduck: WHY CAN’T I GIVE HIM ONE? 
Mystic: NAH, WHY NOT ME?!
(Candle Man, Mystic, and Shaduck argue as Limefong stares.)
Mystic: WHY ARE WE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?! (Everyone stops.) ARE ALL YOU GUYS SECRETLY MY PARENTS?!
Candle Man: WHAT?! NO! AND NOW LET ME MAKE LIME SUFFER A NEAR-DEATH EXP-
Mystic: NO!
Limefong: She’s got a point. ARE WE CRAZY OR SOMETHING?!
Shaduck: But the pranks were fun!
Candle Man: Yeah! And besides, we all laughed at each other today, which means we all had fun!
Mystic: But I had more pranks in mind!
Limefong: NO! No more pranks today! We all went far with it! I mean… It started as something fun. But as the pranks went on, we all went more and more insane towards each other. To the point where Candle Man dropped a bucket of cement on Mystic’s foot, and Mystic made Candle Man eat an eggplant she planted a bomb inside… We could have killed each other! So yeah, I don’t want this to go any further… I know it’s April Fools Day but... stop.
Mystic: Dude, let us have fun. Let’s just do one more.
Limefong: Oh yeah? On who?
Mystic: (So smug she sounds like a guy.) Everyone.
(Cuts to a short montage, which starts at Baghead’s house. He goes into his room and opens his sock drawer. Ink streams straight into his face, leaving permanent stains on his bag. Cuts to TwoBrains and Pesron, who are walking down the straight. A bird poops on TwoBrains, then on Pesron. The screen moves up to Shaduck in a tree, who high fives a pigeon and teleports himself and the pigeon away. Cuts to Chadder who goes into a sauna. Candle Man barricades the door. Chadder pounds on the door hysterically, but he cannot avoid turning into melted cheese. Cuts for the final time to The Mystic Stars, who are in an arcade. Mystic teleports them inside the Whack-A-Mole game. All five are smashed in the head multiple times. Cuts to the Main 4, who laugh outside their house.)
Candle Man: Aw, man! The look on all their faces!
Mystic: We totally nailed all of them!
(They all laugh again.)
The Main 4: APRIL FOOLS!
(Zooms out on them laughing. Episode ends.)
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