Detour in Dragon Valley/New Recruits in Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s Groups, Autobots and Decepticons, and Fat Tony's Gang and Tempest Shadow Captured (Kairi Version)

(At Camelot, the royal repairmen were fixing the roof from when Tempest Shadow and Demidevimon's group bursted in the other night and the knights returned, having had no luck in finding the thieves responsible for this. In his room, Eraqus, now wearing a harness on his bandaged arm, and Erika heard a knock at their door)
Eraqus and Erika: Enter.
(Wizardmon, Minnie, Daisy, Clarabelle, Ahkmunrah, Vivi, and Impa came in)
Eraqus: Have the knights and volunteers respectively found the thieves and Excalibur yet?
Erika: Any luck?
Wizardmon: I’m afraid not, you’re majesties.
Daisy: Nada.
Clarabelle: No luck whatsoever.
(Eraqus and Erika sighed softly, disappointed. Then Wizardmon's group spoke up again in a reassuring tone)
Wizardmon's group: But there’s hope still.
Impa: Let's not lose heart even. Especially for my care, Princess Zelda.
Daisy: And especially not for your sons, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ven.
(Eraqus and Erika looked at them, both giving a calm silent look that means “Continue.” So Wizardmon's group continued)
Wizardmon: Sora, Crash, and Ashitaka’s groups, Clancy, Lou, and Eddie aren’t the only ones looking for Excalibur for you.
Minnie: Along with Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto even.
Wizardmon's group except Wizardmon and Minnie: In other words, more help.
Impa: That's right.
(Eraqus and Erika got interested calmly)
Erika: Who else is helping them?
Eraqus: More volunteers?
Wizardmon: From what I sensed with everyone else with my magic, a group of old friends and magic assistants of Hazel the Green Witch, are helping them.
Minnie: Among them Ignitus and Delia's son and daughter, Ash and Kaya.
Eraqus: Old friends and magic assistants, and Ash and Kaya?
Erika: Team Excalibur?
Wizardmon's group: Yes.
Clarabelle: And rest assured, even Ignitus and Delia have sent more volunteers from the castle to assist them and their son and daughter.
Vivi: Including two old allies from sixteen years ago around the time of Xemnas, his two uncles, and Scarabland's defeat.
Wizardmon: And among Team Excalibur is a female Midday formed Lycanroc-turned human.
(Eraqus and Erika pondered for a bit, then realized something and asked away)
Eraqus: Are two of the old friends of ours Cid and Dreamy's respective nieces and daughter?
Erika: And the Midday formed Lycanroc was originally…?
Wizardmon: Yes. Kairi and Camille are among them, and Rinoa was accidentally turned into a female Midday formed Lycanroc.
(Eraqus and Erika smiled softly, and the others smiled softly in agreement)
Wizardmon: We should have confidence in them.
Impa: Especially Princess Zelda, for Daphnes and Hylia's sake.
Eraqus: (Nods) Yes.
Wizardmon and Ahkmunrah: And all we can do is pray for their victory.
Vivi, Minnie, Daisy, and Clarabelle: And safety.
(They look at the window at the sky)
Eraqus: Cid, Queen Dreamy, wherever you are in Heaven, watch over Team Excalibur and more of their upcoming allies on their quest.
(Then we crossfade back to the edge of the Forbidden Forest leading to a sierra red brown colored canyon, as Team Excalibur approached it upon noticing it and the edge)
Olaf: Well, looks like we found the exit to the Forbidden Forest.
Amy: That was easy getting to Camelot.
(Team Excalibur, on the other hand, knew otherwise)
Zelda: Not necessarily.
Lisa: Zelda’s right.
Meta Knight: It takes three days from here to reach Camelot.
Amy and Olaf: Three days?
Lisa and Honker: Yes.
Sword Knight: Exactly right.
Knuckle Joe: Don’t you know the distance timing between here and Camelot?
(A short pause)
Olaf: Not necessarily.
Elsa: Olaf’s right.
Amy: When I was a kid going to Camelot long ago, it didn’t feel like three days.
(They cross the border towards the canyon and as the fog slowly faded away as they walked, their surroundings revealed they are in the canyon. Rinoa got a little nervous)
Camille: What is this place?
Neptunia: Seems wide.
(San, after slowly scanning the area with Gizmoduck's help, answered their respective question and curiosity)
San: Dragon Valley.
Gizmoduck: In the middle of the Forbidden Forest.
(Realizing, Team Excalibur smelled the air)
Rumble: Hence the weird smell.
Genius: Repulsive, even.
Thunderlane: I'll say.
Honker: And it looks like we’re gonna go through here as a detour.
Kairi: What do you mean by “Detour?”
Sora: Fair explanation?
Camille: For us?
(Deciding to explain, Lisa and Honker were about to speak, but then stopped themselves and turned to their fellow teammates)
Lisa: Does anybody have a map of our kingdom?
Honker: Whether it’s digital or paper?
(Team Excalibur shook their heads no. But Gizmoduck on the other hand….)
Gizmoduck: I have a digital map.
(He projects a virtual 3D map of the kingdom)
Sora: I can’t see, Lisa and Honk.
Roxas: He has a point.
Ventus, Leo, Crescent, Flippy, and Chirithy: Yeah.
Lea: I mean, how is Sora gonna know what you’re talking about?
Lisa: Not to worry, Sora, guys.
Honker: Lisa’ll be as descriptive as possible with my assistance.
Gizmoduck: And Honker can guide your hand on the map if you like.
(Sora nods in agreement)
Sora: Okay.
Pyra: Fire away.
(Lisa then explained away while Ash lets Honker navigate his hand on the map, to which Sora understood easily and silently, much to his impressed look)
Lisa: According to the map, we are in Dragon Valley, which is in the middle of the Forbidden Forest like Giz said. If we cut through Dragon Valley, that’ll take us back to more of the Forbidden Forest on the other side. Then we trek through more of the Forbidden Forest for two more days, among the areas we’ll pass by are; The Living Trees area, where, according to Crash’s group, Excalibur is, then the Kimeramon’s Lair, and passing by a single road leading to the ruins of Scarabland. And then after that, we’ll be where, Sora?
(Sora, now impressed and getting it, answered)
Sora: Camelot.
Lisa and Honker: Correct.
Amy: And that take two days after Dragon Valley?
Webby: I may not like walking too much, but I actually don’t mind a good journey through the Forbidden Forest.
Gene: Yeah!
Huey: It’s like a hike in the woods, but in two days.
Tank Muddlefoot: I don't mind a good exercise like this.
Dewey and Louie: Neither do we.
Honker: Well, like Lisa said, we’ll have to walk it.
(Rinoa then whimpered nervously a bit while Gizmoduck deactivated the map and Honker released Matt’s hand, but Namine, Morgana, and Stegmutt reassured her)
Namine: Mom, it’s okay.
Stegmutt: We’ll make it through.
Morgana: We're certain of it.
(Comforted by their reassuring words, Rinoa calmed her nervousness down and nods. Then they cautiously walk through the area, looking out for any danger that might strike. Then noticing the non-serious members of Team Excalibur getting exhausted, the others went up to them in concern)
Launchpad: You tired, DW, Mr. McD, and guys?
Ralph: (Panting a bit with a nod) Yeah.
Darkwing: (Panting a bit with a nod) Yep, yep, yep.
Scrooge: (Panting a bit with a nod) Aye, tired as a bunch of wee babies, Launchpad.
(Then noticing a cavern, Team Excalibur walked up to it cautiously. Gizmoduck then scanned the cavern)
Gizmoduck: Sensors indicate this cavern is empty.
(He finished scanning)
Darkwing: Okay, we’re good.
Tuff: We'll take a little breather in there for now.
Lisa: I'll say.
Colin: Indeed.
(Team Excalibur got relieved. As they approach the cavern, a medium-sized boulder landed near Kairi, Namine, Xion, Camille, Spike, the Mane Seven, Dazzlings, Launchpad, Homer, and the younger kids, making them stop in their tracks. Rinoa, Marge, Genius, Scrooge, Darkwing, Wiggum, Ember, and the Stallion Eight noticed and got concerned)
Kairi, Namine, and Xion: We’re alright, Mom, guys.
Launchpad: Nothing to worry about.
Camille: But I think something just knocked this boulder down.
Gosalyn: My sentiments exactly.
Tiff: Something in my gut even tells me the dragons know of our presence.
(They look up and saw a shadowy figure walk by above. As they slowly backed away towards the cavern entrance with Kairi holding her right hand out onto a magic arrow in her magic quiver and her left hand about to pull out her Keyblade, Rinoa’s left rear foot and Darkwing's right foot suddenly stepped on a dry brown shelled pile of dried slime and removed it to find it covered in wet green slime. The male heroes then covered their noses from the repulsive smell while the female heroes grimaced in disgust)
Kairi, Namine, Xion, and Camille: Ugh!
Serena: What did you step in?!
Scrooge: That ugly bawheid repulsive smell!
(Hearing them, Team Excalibur turned and saw the group grimacing at the slime pile as Rinoa and Darkwing shook all of the slime off of their own feet. Recognizing the slime pile, Morgana and Cosmo gags a bit while the others got calmly grossed out from the appearance and the smell)
Morgana: Oh, my god!
Cosmo: That’s actual scat.
(The group near the slime pile got confused)
Kairi's full group: “Scat?”
Morgana: You know, “Leavings.”
Cosmo: Caca.
(Silence, then the group realized in shock and ran back to the others into the cavern in disgust)
Genius: (Disgusted) Disgusting stuff!
Kirby: (Shivers in disgust a bit) Poyo....
Pikachu: (Disgusted) Pikachu!
Kaya: Trouble, trouble, and more trouble from this!
Ash: Trouble with a capital T!
Camille: But that explained the smell!
Launchpad: I'll say!
Huey, Dewey, and Louie: What a disgusting stench!
(Suddenly, they heard a male teenage voice speak out)
Male teenage voice: (Voice-over) You’ll get used to it later.
Gosalyn: (Unaware at first in sarcasm) Thanks for the ti...!
(She suddenly realized someone is speaking to them and Team Excalibur along with Darkwing and their friends)
Gosalyn: Wait a minute! Who said that?
Male teenage voice: (Voice-over) I did.
(Gizmoduck scanned the area while San looked around and smelled around cautiously after touching the ground with her fingertips and smelling it to her nose like the wolf she acts like)
Gizmoduck: Sensors sense a figure nearby.
San: Even I can smell and sense their scent.
Male teenage voice 2: (Voice-over) Heh. Imagine that.
(Then a calm male adult voice suddenly spoke up)
Calm male adult voice: (Voice-over) We're coming out to show ourselves, if you want to know who you're talking with.
Male voices 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7: (Voice-over) Yeah.
(Listening to them, Team Excalibur cautiously walked to the sources of the male voices and found something in the shadows talking behind a rock)
Team Excalibur: Excuse us?
(The figures heard them and came out, revealing themselves as ten male Mobians. The first male Mobian is a 17 year old male hedgehog with blue fur, peach skin, green eyes, a black nose, blue spiky quills, and wearing white gloves, and red and white shoes with a yellow buckle, and the one with the first male teenage voice. He is Sonic the Hedgehog. The second male Mobian is an 8 year old male two-tailed fox with gold yellow fur, white fur patches, blue eyes, a black nose, and wearing white gloves and red and white shoes. He is Miles "Tails" Prower. The third male Mobian is a 16 year old male echidna with red fur, long red dreadlock-like quills, a white crescent moon symbol on his chest, peach skin, a black nose, purple eyes, and wearing white gloves with two spikes on the knuckles, and red and yellow shoes with green ankle rims, and the one with the second male teenage voice. He is Knuckles the Echidna. The fourth male Mobian is a male strict and brood-looking hedgehog who is the same age as Knuckles with black fur, red markings all over his body, black curved spiky quills with red markings, tan skin, red eyes, a black nose, a white wing-shaped patch of fur on his chest, and wearing white gloves with red rims and gold ring bracelets, and white hover shoes with red, yellow and black rims, and the one with the calm male adult voice. He is Shadow the Hedgehog. The fifth male Mobian is a male red, black, silver, and yellow armored robot with a green gem on his belly and toes, red electronic eyes, and a red omega symbol on his left shoulder. He is E-123 Omega. The sixth male Mobian is a psychokinetic male hedgehog who is the same age as Sonic with silver white fur, tan skin, gold eyes, a black nose, silver white wavy spiky quills, a white patch of fur on his chest, and wearing white gloves with gold rims and aqua blue light-up linings on his palms, and rims, and white boots with black and aqua blue markings, gold ankle rims with a pink gem, and an aqua blue light-up lining on the ankle rims. He is Silver the Hedgehog. The seventh male Mobian is a strict-looking male chameleon with purple scales, peach skin, a yellow horn on his forehead, yellow eyes, black small spikes on his back, and wearing white gloves with purple diamond-shaped symbols on them, black wristband-like containers containing ninja stars, black ankle gauntlets with white wrappings, and purple shoes with black rims. He is Espio the Chameleon. The eighth male Mobian is a 6 year old male bumblebee with black and peach skin, a black and yellow striped striped rear and antennae, yellow eyes, a black nose, clear blue bee wings, a white stinger, and wearing a black aviator helmet with a red rim and with orange and black goggles, white gloves with black rims, an orange zip-up sleeveless shirt with black shoulder rims, a white neck rim, and a yellow bumblebee symbol on the side, black pants, and orange and white shoes. He is Charmy Bee. The ninth male Mobian is a male crocodile with green scales, a green and light yellow crocodile beak and light yellow underbelly, orange eyes, red block-like spikes on his back and tail, light green arms, and wearing black headphones on his head, a gold chain necklace, black shoulder rims, white gloves with black rims with a yellow lining and buckle, and black shoes with white and yellow linings. He is Vector the Crocodile. And the last male Mobian is a 16 year old male wolf with red fur, peach-colored skin, blue eyes, and wearing a pair of brown aviator goggles on his light brown newsboy hat, a black tanktop, a brown sleeveless vest, white gloves, dark blue shorts, white socks, and brown cargo boots. He is Max the Wolf)
Cosmo: Why have you come to us?
Adagio: Out of banter curiosity?
Tails: Well, we were curious to know what you’re doing here.
(Team Excalibur got surprised, then Amy, Cosmo, Tikal, Rouge, Blaze, and Kayla spoke up)
Amy: Let me guess; You never get visitors.
Tikal: Is that why?
Tails: Sure.
Sonic: Why else...?
(Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Max, upon suddenly seeing Amy, Cosmo, Tikal, Rouge, Blaze, and Kayla in front of them, softened a bit and blushed bashfully, although Shadow remained calm while blushing a bit)
Sonic, Tails, Knuckle, Silver, and Max: Wow, pretty....
Shadow: Beautiful....
(Then Amy, Cosmo, Tikal, Rouge, Blaze, and Kayla flatly glared and were unimpressed while Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Sven, Olaf, Cream, Cheese, Big, Froggy, Nadia, and Meowzie noticed in calm awkward surprise)
Rouge: Flattery won’t get you anywhere.
Blaze: I guess we’ll take those things you said as a “Yes.”
Anna: Well, technically, they did say "Yes," but not clearly actually saying "Yes," but.... (Stops herself in confusion and surprise) Wait, what?
Cream: Now, again, why do you want to know why we’re here?
Elsa: And be honest.
Silver: Technically, we wanted to know why you’re here because, like two of you pointed out, we hardly get travelers in this valley.
Max: (Eyeing Kayla) And if we'd known you six are lovely, we would’ve asked away.
(A short pause, then Kayla shoved Max away onto Charmy, who caught him and stood him up)
Max: Too romantically cliché, Miss?
Kayla: You think? And my name is Kayla, Kayla the Wolf.
Max: Wow, Kayla, huh? Nice name.
Kayla: (Nonchalantly) Yes, you're welcome.
(Suddenly, they heard a soft growl approaching and they ran out of the cave and hid inside a giant broken eggshell for shelter and then, after a dragon flew by by seeing its shadow, they relaxed, seeing the coast is now clear. Suddenly, Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Lollie, Rainbow, Lobo, Confetti, Molly, Lillipup, Bart, Mabel, Lisa, Scootaloo, the Mane Seven, and Spike noticed a shadow on the wall nearby)
Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Lollie, Rainbow, Lobo, Confetti, Molly, Bart, Mabel, Lisa, Scootaloo, Mane Seven, and Spike: (Gasps) Monster!
(Then a male Brooklyn-accented voice coming from a shadow they spotted spoke up in surprise)
Male Brooklyn-accented voice: Monster, where?
(Then the figure, in another broken eggshell where the shadow came from, and Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Lollie, Rainbow, Lobo, Confetti, Molly, Lillipup, Bart, Mabel, Lisa, Scootaloo, the Mane Seven, and Spike spotted each other and then Bart, Spike, and the girls screamed a bit in a panic while the figure jumped back in surprise and Lollie, Rainbow, Lobo, Confetti, Molly, Lillipup, and even Pikachu, Icarus, Santa's Little Helper, Tank, Winona, Opalescence, and Gummy stanced themselves in defense for Bart, Spike, and the girls. Then Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Bart, Mabel, Lisa, Scootaloo, the Mane Seven, and Spike, after finishing their scream, nearly fell over but thankfully, Sora, Roxas, Riku, Terra, Ventus, Ash, Nemo, Genius, Homer, Marge, Maggie, Colin, Rumble, the Stallion Eight, Ember, and Rinoa caught them respectively)
Sora, Roxas, Riku, Terra, Ventus, Ash, Nemo, Genius, Homer, Marge, Colin, Rumble, Ember, and Stallion Eight: (While Rinoa barks softly a bit in concern) Are you alright, guys?
Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Bart, Mabel, Lisa, Scootaloo, Spike, and Mane Seven: (To the ones who caught them) Yes.
Kairi: (To the figure) We were talking about a monster like you!
Lollie, Rainbow, Lobo, Confetti, and Molly: (While Maggie and Icarus nodded in agreement and determination while Maggie briefly sucks on her pacifier and Icarus chirps a bit in agreement) Yeah!
Pikachu: (Agreeing in suspicion with the pets who made their brief animal noises in suspicion and agreement) Pika!
(Then two male voices are heard in the other eggshell)
Male Brooklyn-accented voice: (Voice-over) Oh, boy! Someone’s found our hiding place.
Male lisped voice: (Voice-over) Pipe down, fuzz foot! Let me handle this.
(Then the male lisped voice tried to scare Team Excalibur and Sonic's group off while they turned their suspicion and determination to confusion, and flat nonchalant "Really?" reactions from Sonic's group, for they seem to know who those figures are)
Male lisped voice: (Voice-over) We are monsters! Ferocious hungry monsters! So go away before we eat you!
(Team Excalibur and Sonic's group came out of their eggshell, still giving their respective confused and nonchalant reactions. Then a hand emerged from his eggshell and did a shadow puppet of a monster as the male lisped voice growled savagely a bit)
Male Brooklyn-accented voice: (Sarcastically) Oh, very clever, Daf, That is clever. Here, let me have a go.
(Then the male Brooklyn-accented voice used his hand to do a shadow puppet of a rabbit as he hummed a bit)
Male lisped voice: (Sarcastically in annoyance) Oh, great! The bunny is dead!
(The first hand grabs the other hand roughly)
Male lisped voice: (Sarcastically) They’re always cringing in fear by your desssspicable shenanigans.
(After rolling his eyes with Sonic's group, Knuckles then poked his spiked knuckles gently at the other broken eggshell impatiently)
Knuckles: Are you guys coming out or not?
(Then the two figures popped out of their eggshell and fell out, breaking it, revealing that they're two male anthro winged animals. The first male anthro animal is a male anthro rabbit with gray fur, a white muzzle and underbelly, toes, and bottom tail, a pink nose, a long white bucktooth, whiskers, clear dragonfly-like wings, and wearing white opera gloves, and the one with the male Brooklyn-accented voice. And the last male anthro animal is a male anthro duck with black feathers, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, clear dragonfly-like wings, and wearing a white choker-like collar on this neck, and the one with the male lisped voice)
Male anthro winged duck: Uh, hi there.
Male anthro winged rabbit: (Eyeing Ash's group) Sorry if we freaked out some of your girlfriends there.
(He chuckles sheepishly a bit. Realizing they're still holding Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Lisa, Scootaloo, Spike, and Mane Seven along with Genius, Homer, Marge, Maggie, Rumble, the Stallion Eight, Ember, and Rinoa also holding Bart and Mabel, Sora, Roxas, Riku, Terra, Ventus, Ash, Nemo, and Colin blushed along with Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, and Lisa and released them, Bart, Mabel, Scootaloo, the Mane Seven, and Spike with Genius, Homer, Marge, Maggie, Rumble, the Stallion Eight, Ember, and Rinoa, helping Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, Bart, Mabel, Lisa, Scootaloo, the Mane Seven, and Spike stand up)
Kairi, Sora, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Aqua, Terra, Olette, Ventus, Serena, Ash, Camille, Nemo, Lisa, and Colin: Oh! Um...!
Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Serena, Camille, and Lisa: We're not...!
Sora, Roxas, Riku, Terra, Ventus, Ash, Nemo, and Colin: We're not dating at all.
Bart, Mabel, Scootaloo, Rumble, Spike, Ember, Mane Seven, and Stallion Eight except Party Favor: We're the only boyfriends and girlfriends actually.
Male anthro winged rabbit: (Sheepishly) Oh, sorry. (Chuckles sheepishly a bit) I just thought with some of you being together, I thought it was like this....
(Then Bunny interrupted, changing the subject)
Bunny: Just who are you two exactly?
Tooth: (Observing the two male anthro winged animals) We can tell you're obviously fairies just like me.
Sonic: (To the two male anthro winged animals, gesturing to Team Excalibur) Tell them.
Male anthro winged rabbit: (Realizing) Oh, yes, we are, and sorry about that. (Eyes the females) Especially you, mademoiselles.
(They introduce themselves)
Male anthro winged rabbit: (Pulls a carrot out and nibbles a bit on it) Eh, what's up, Docs. I’m Bugs Bunny, and this birdbrain right here is Daffy Duck.
(The two male anthro winged animals, now revealed to be Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, bowed and then Daffy politely kisses Rarity's hand while Bugs puts his carrot away)
Daffy: (Suavely) But you can call me "Dafster."
Bugs: (Sarcastically, rolling his eyes) Yes, short on wits, manners, and charm. Everything I hold dear.
(Daffy grabs Bugs’ ears roughly)
Daffy: How about holding your breath?
(Team Excalibur and Sonic's group ended the argument)
Fololo: Look, sorry for disturbing you.
Falala: (Gestures to Sonic's group) But do you know Sonic's group here?
Bugs, Daffy, and Sonic's group: Yep. (Yes.)
Vector: Let's just say we're childhood friends.
Daffy: (Dagger glares at Bugs while releasing his ears) If fuzz foot here isn't stubborn.
Bugs: (Annoyed, rubbing his freed ears a bit) Look who's talking, Mr. Hypocrite.
Nelson: (Interrupting impatiently) We gotta get going now.
(Team Excalibur and Sonic's group were about to leave when Bugs and Daffy calls out to them)
Daffy: Hey, hey, wait!
Bugs: Where are you going?
Wiggum: Let's just say it's our personal business.
Ralph: My Daddy has a point.
Milhouse: Other than the fact we're on a mission to Camelot to find and deliver Excalibur and stop....
(Nelson slaps Milhouse's shoulder in annoyance)
Milhouse: (To himself) Ow! (To Nelson upon noticing his glare) What?
Nelson: You had to spill the beans, didn't you, Van Houten?
(Bugs, Daffy, and even Sonic's group, now completely revealed to be Bugs' group, suddenly got interested)
Bugs' group: (Interested) Camelot?!
Vector: (Interested) The restaurants!
Bugs: (Interested) The theaters!
Daffy: (Interested) The waitresses!
Charmy: (Interested) The actresses!
(Team Excalibur interrupted them)
Team Excalibur: Okay, we get it!
Homer: You're interested in Camelot, so what?
Daffy: The point being, Sir, is that I always wanted to go there.
Bugs: (To Daffy, aghast) Excuse me?! You mean we always wanted to go there!
Daffy: Says who, McBucktooth?
Bugs: "McBucktooth?!"
Sombra: (Sighs in annoyance) We don't have time for this.
Namine: (Agreeing) You said it.
Sonya: (Agreeing) My sentiments exactly.
Kairi: It’ll probably take a miracle to get us to both Excalibur and Camelot.
(Suddenly, a fiery explosion appeared behind a nearby boulder behind them and a loud voice coming from a shadowy dragon shouting out, getting their attention)
Shadowy dragon: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?! Say “Ah!”
(The female human members of Kairi's group screamed a bit and hid themselves behind Sora's group, much to their calm surprise)
Shadowy dragon: Close enough! And if you need a miracle to reach both Excalibur and Camelot, just say the word and my friends and I’ll be there for ya!
(The female human members of Kairi's group got from scared to confused slowly)
Rainbow Dash: (Calmly scoffs) You seem friendly for a dragon.
Spike and Ember: Like us.
Fluttershy: So, uh, you’ll help us?
Flash Sentry: Along with your other friends you say you have there?
Shadowy dragon: You bet! And the penalty if you fail is doom and death!
(On "Doom and death,” some flames spewed up. Suspicious suddenly, the Guardians of Childhood spoke up, with Sandy making his Dreamsand images to speak)
Jack: Hold on a minute.
North: Come on out.
Bunny: And tell us your name.
Tooth: Who are you and who's with you?
(Even Bugs' group agreed)
Bugs' group: You heard them.
Shadowy dragon: You wanna know who I am?
Male British voice: (Voice-over, sounding annoyed) Yes, tell them with me.
Shadowy dragon: I’ll gladly tell ya!
Male amateurish Phil Silvers-esque voice: (Voice-over) And me!
Male normal voice: (Voice-over) Me three!
Shadowy dragon: I am the honorable, the powerful, the pleasurable, and the indestructible Mushu!
(On “Mushu,” the shadowy dragon finally unveiled himself from behind the boulder, revealing to be a small male Chinese dragon with red scales and a yellow underbelly, dark red claws, blue tiny horns, dark red stubby spikes on his back, yellow whiskers, and a long serpentine-like tail. Team Excalibur got confused and surprised upon seeing Mushu’s true form, especially with three other figures emerging from behind the boulder with him. The first figure is a slender male hornbill with blue feathers, a white belly, undertail, underwings, eyes with black pupils, aqua eyelids, orange feet, an orange bill with yellow trimming on both sides around his nostrils, indigo feather tips with white linings beneath them, thick black eyebrows, indigo trimming on his head, and an indigo feather on the back of it and the one with the male British accent. The second figure is a small, slender male cricket with purple skin, a lavender face, a blue belly, a navy blue shell that can be used as wings, and black antennae and legs and the one with the cute squeak. The third figure is a male anthro weasel with beige fur, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses with pale blue lenses, a yellow fedora hat with a red band, a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, a red bowtie, a yellow checkered long-sleeved business suit, charcoal gray pants, and black and white shoes and the one with the male amateurish Phil Silvers-esque voice. And the last figure is a short fat male clown with a half bald head, short black hair with sideburns, peach skin, and wearing green face paint, red nose paint, magenta paint around his eyes, an orange top hat with a brown band, a red long-sleeved coat over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up shirt, a gold yellow sleeveless vest with two dark gold yellow buttons, a magenta bowtie, indigo pants, and brown shoes, and sometimes smokes a cigar, and the one with the male normal voice)
Male hornbill: My apologies for frightening you like that, but my name is Zazu.
Male weasel: Wes Weasley's the name, business is my game.
Male human clown: And my name's Flip.
(The male cricket chirps a bit)
Zazu: And this is Cri-Kee, Mushu's best friend and partner.
Mushu: (Smugly) Very impressive stuff, huh?
(Epona then stomps on Mushu in annoyance, but Kairi and Rinoa stopped her)
Kairi: Whoa, Epona, stop it!
(Rinoa growled softly a bit in agreement)
Twilight Sparkle: I think he and his other friends mean well.
(Realizing, Epona got apologetic and backed up a bit)
Zazu: All is forgiven.
Wes: Yep, everyone can mistakes occasionally.
Flip: (Pulls out a cigar, lights it, and smokes it a bit) It's normal.
Zazu: Anyway, the five of us know for a fact that....
(Then Team Excalibur and Bugs' group took a closer look at Mushu, who recovered, cutting Zazu off)
Applejack: I thought dangerous-lookin' dragons are dangerous.
Huey: But a tiny lizard and his buddies?
(Mushu got up, feeling insulted)
Mushu: Hey, hey! I’m also a dragon! A dragon, not a lizard. And I don’t do the tongue thing.
(He hissed his tongue out like a lizard while Team Excalibur shrugged)
Kristoff: (Flatly) Sorry that Huey called you that.
(Finally noticing Flip smoking the cigar with everyone else, Camille asked away)
Camille: You're a smoker?
(Hearing her ask that, Flip replied casually and reassuringly)
Flip: (Casually and reassuringly) Yeah. But I really am trying to quit.
(He then discards the cigar onto the ground and crushes it with his foot while Wes replied in agreement along with Bugs' group who nods in agreement)
Wes: It's true.
(Understanding that, Team Excalibur nods, getting it. Then they changed the subject when Namine and Xion said these lines next, with Mushu climbing up a nearby stalagmite)
Namine: And about Mushu, I mean, look at you.
Xion: You’re….
Mushu: Attractive? Cute?
Flip and Wes: Incredibly handsome?
Namine and Xion: Tiny.
Lisa: And somewhat arrogant.
Mushu, Flip, and Wes: Close enough.
(Mushu then goes up to Epona and pets her muzzle)
Mushu: And your heffer here is really cute!
(Epona, in annoyance, almost bites at Mushu's hand, making him stop)
Mushu: (In annoyance) Down, Bessie!
(Mushu then happily goes back up to Kairi, Camille, and Aqua with Flip and Wes)
Mushu: And take a look at you, girls. You may have your red and blue hair, but you have the skills of three warriors!
Flip: Looking very flirty
Kairi, Camille, and Aqua: (Feeling uneasy) Oh, um....
Wes: And I even bet you look cute when men see you undressed.
(Kairi, Camille, and Aqua were surprised and appalled along with everyone else)
Kairi, Camille, and Aqua: (Surprised and appalled) Hey!
(Kairi, Camille, and Aqua then slapped Mushu, Flip, and Wes down respectively. After the dragon, human clown, and weasel recovered, Mushu got angry while Flip and Wes were shocked and then angry)
Mushu: (Angrily) That’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on all of you!
Flip: (Angrily) Complete dishonor!
Wes: (Angrily) And here’s our list of dishonors to shame you all for hitting us like that!
Mushu: (To Cri-Kee, who pulls a tiny green leafpad and black chalkstick to write this down) Take this down.
Mushu and Flip: (To Kairi, Camille, and Aqua, pointing at them) Dishonor on you!
Mushu: (Points at Epona) Dishonor on your cow!
(Epona knickered a bit in a shocked perplexed way)
Flip and Wes: (To Epona) You heard him right!
Mushu: Dis…!
(Kairi, Camille, and Aqua stopped him, Flip, and Wes, making Cri-Kee stop writing as well)
Kairi, Camille, and Aqua: Stop!
Aqua: We're sorry.
Camille: (Nods) Yes, we're very sorry.
Kairi: Aqua, Camille, and I didn’t mean to hurt you three like that.
Aqua: We all are.
Camille: Honest.
Kristoff: (Agreeing) From the bottom of our hearts. (Pretending to be Sven, who also agreed) And for the record, Epona here's a horse, not a cow.
(Even Epona gave an indignant nod in agreement with a snort)
Mushu, Flip, and Wes: (Thinking it over) Well…. (They nodded happily) Okay.
Flip: Apology accepted.
Wes: All is forgiven.
Mushu: (Happily) Yeah. (Then he angrily points at Kairi, Camille, and Aqua in a stern way) And don’t you slap me, Flip, or Wes no more! Understand?
(Even Rinoa whines a bit in agreement to Kairi, Camille, and Aqua, which made the three girls nod. Then Mushu changed the subject happily while Cri-Kee puts his leafpad and chalkstick away)
Mushu: Anyway, the ones who told us to come out, are those our old buddies, Bugsy's group?
Bugs' group except Daffy: Yes.
Daffy: Yep.
Eddie: You guys also know each other already?
Mushu: Dang, yeah.
Wes: Mushu, Zazu, Flip, Cri-Kee, Bugs' group, and I are palsies.
Zazu: We were best friends growing up together.
Silver: What we say is true.
Flip: Yep-er-rooney.
Mushu: And what are your names, by chance?
(After both groups finally introduced each other, along with Team Excalibur telling Bugs' group their mission for Excalibur and Camelot, they get it)
Zazu: So, ironically, you're looking for Excalibur and delivering it back to Camelot, just like I was about to tell you with Mushu's group?
Team Excalibur: Yes.
Eddie: It's incredible that you're on the same mission as we are.
Flip: (Shrugs happily) Talk about a small world after all.
Marge: And you know what....
Maud Pie: Come to think of it....
Wiggum: If it's alright with you, you guys can escort us through Dragon Valley until we're back in the Forbidden Forest.
Lou: So we can get to both Excalibur and Camelot, like we said.
(Interested, Bugs’ entire group thought it over and agreed that Sonic snapped his fingers)
Sonic: Sure, we can escort you guys through this valley until we reach the other side to the Forbidden Forest.
Omega: Consider us your bodyguards even.
Flip: Like he said.
Max: (Flirting with Kayla) If it’s okay with you.
(Kayla shoves him away)
Kayla: Keep away from me!
(Max recovered)
Max: All I said was…!
Kayla: I’m okay with the escort and bodyguard duties, but there’s a boundary between me and my friends!
Amy, Cosmo, Tikal, Rouge, and Blaze: That's right!
(Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Max turned to Anna, Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff, Sven, Cream, Cheese, Big, Froggy, Nadia, and Meowzie for confirmation)
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Max: Is this true?
Anna, Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff, Cream, Big, Nadia, and Meowzie: (Confirming this, with Kristoff in his normal voice and Sven and Froggy confirming it via a nod) It's true, unfortunately.
Cheese: (Confirms this) Chao.
(Realizing, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Max respected it)
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Max: Sorry.
(They backed away a bit)
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Silver, and Max: This better?
Amy, Cosmo, Tikal, Rouge, Blaze, and Kayla: Better.
Anna, Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff, Cream, Big, Nadia, and Meowzie: (Nods along with Sven and Froggy, who croaks a bit in agreement) Yes.
Cheese: (Nods in agreement) Chao, chao.
(Later, as they walked through Dragon Territory, they talked a bit)
Darkwing: Now, more to the point....
Neptunia: You've been to Camelot before?
Launchpad: And Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto are your old friends, (Corrects himself) Or "Palsies" as Wes said?
Bugs' group, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy: Yep!
(Pluto happily barks a bit in agreement)
Mickey: Besides being friends with each other, we are also good allies.
Goofy: (Proudly) True blot brothers to the end.
Donald: (Correcting Goofy) It's "True blood brothers," ya big palooka.
Goofy: (Realizes sheepishly) Oh, sorry. A-hyuk. True blood brothers.
Mushu: But question; Does anybody understand what your duck friend says?
Donald: (Insulted) WHAT?! You got to be kidding! All I said was...!
Mushu: (Calming him) Hey, hey, take it easy! I was kiddin' around.
Mickey: Yeah, Donald. We can definitely understand you.
(Calming down, Donald gave in and accepted Mushu's apology)
Donald: Well, okay.
Zazu: (Changing the subject) Anywho, what Bugs' group and I are trying to say is that we've always have a passion for what Camelot has and that this place doesn't.
Flip: The royal family castle itself....
Wes: Entertainment, restaurants, the glitz....
(Suddenly, a dragon's roar is heard)
Bugs' group: (Panicking) DRAGONS!!
(Then two dragons appeared and chased Team Excalibur and Bugs' group. The first dragon then blasts some fire right on Daffy, Flip, Wes, and Mushu's rear ends, causing them to shout a bit in pain. As they run off, they get blasted a few more times. When Daffy, Flip, Wes, and Mushu caught up with Team Excalibur and the rest of Bugs' group, they see a lake of acid with floating rocks and then stopped)
Martin: What is this?
(Bugs' group then crossed the lake on the rocks carefully)
Bugs' group: Acid lake.
Mushu: Come on!
Flip and Wes: And don't fall in!
(Donald then grabbed a stick nearby and sticks it in the lake, burning it. He squawked a bit in surprise that he dropped the burnt stick on the ground)
Donald: They're not joking on that.
(After Bugs' group made it to the other side, the non-flying members of Team Excalibur crossed over carefully, with Sora crossing last, while the flying members of Team Excalibur flew across. Sora almost falls off the rock, but Aku-Aku, who can fly, helped him balance himself into his right position again)
Sora: Thanks. I can cross myself.
Aku-Aku: I hope you can.
(He returns to the others as Sora jumped to another rock carefully, nearing the other side of the acid lake. Noticing the two dragons coming closer, the others got worried)
Kairi, Amy, and Bugs' groups: (While Rinoa growls a bit in concern) Hurry!
Sora, Crash, and Ashitaka's groups except Sora: Hurry!
Sora: You think this is easy?
(Then the second dragon arrives at the acid lake and breathes fire, which thankfully misses Sora. It then leapt into the lake and causes a tidal wave of acid, allowing Sora to get to the other side safely. As Team Excalibur and Bugs' group helped Sora back on his feet, a third dragon emerges from the acid lake with the second dragon, joining its two comrades. As the three dragons chased Team Excalibur and Bugs' group, they breathed fire on the trail, which explosively blew up parts of the ground, but they managed to jump away from the fiery breaths. Upon taking shelter into a nearby empty cavern after losing the three dragons after they finished their fire breaths, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group panted a bit, and then as soon as the three dragons flew away, having lost them and then giving up, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group, now seeing the coast is finally clear, chuckled a bit)
Olette: That was a close one.
Charmy: (Agreeing) You said it.
Daffy: Yeah.
Flip: Especially by the skin of our teeth.
Genius: I'll say.
(Then they exit the cavern)
Rouge: (To Bugs' group) But, uh, are you guys sure you know the way?
Bugs’ group: Yep!
Wes: We know this valley in the back of our hands!
(Team Excalibur shrugged, deciding to trust them. Then they follow Bugs’ group through the valley. At one point, Rinoa nearly fell on a stalagmite, but Kairi, Namine, Xion, Camille, Vector, and Zazu caught her, saving her. Then after trekking a bit, they heard some familiar squealing from afar, much to their and even Bugs' group’s confusion and suspicion)
Shadow: That sound....
Zazu: Yes....
(They suddenly heard quiet, yet familiar, chattering. After becoming suspicious along with Bugs' group, Team Excalibur shushed them and they secretly peeked and saw to their calm shock….)
Team Excalibur and Bugs' group: (Whispering) Myotismon’s group and their army!
Crash: (Whispering) No doubt the ones who attempted to steal Excalibur!
Aku-Aku: (Whispering) And then lose it.
Flip and Zazu: (Whispering in agreement) From what we heard.
Sirica: (Whispering) Without a doubt.
Sombra: (Whispering) Yet what confuses us more is why Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang are working for them.
Wiggum: (Whispering while Lou and Eddie nodded in agreement) That's what's been bothering me, Lou, and Eddie as well.
Genius: (Whispering in agreement) That's what we even love to know.
(Noticing their path on the other side past Myotismon, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups, Gutt and his crew, Fat Tony's gang, and Myotismon's group's army, Team Excalibur quietly followed Bugs’ group to get there without getting spotted. Then, while sneaking by, they noticed something else extremely shocking, sitting right beside Myotismon's group and Gutt; Two male evil-looking robots. The first evil male robot is a male humanoid robot with dark gray armored body resembling both a gladiator and samurai's spiky armor, dark purple armored bodily interior, a dark gray armored gladiator/samurai helmet-like cowl, a dark gray armored mask-like face with tiny thin black outlines resembling wrinkles, glowing red eyes, a dark purple face emblem on the center of his chest, and sometimes carries a dark purple blaster on his right forearm that he can shoot from. And the last evil male robot is a male slender-shaped humanoid robot with a silver and light silver armored body, a light silver armored mask-like face with a light silver and dark gray armored helmet-like cowl with a small long red stick-shaped armored crest in the middle of the top of his forehead section and a tiny dark gray armored chin crest resembling a tiny goatee on the middle of his chin, small thick silver armored eyebrows, glowing red eyes, a black armored neck, a pair of dark gray armored shoulderpads, a silver armored chest and pelvis, an olive green armored underbelly, dark gray armored forearms and hands, silver armored upper legs, light silver crested long knees with red rims at the back section, steel blue armored shins, and steel blue, silver, and light silver armored boot-like feet with silver toes, silver and red insteps, and silver steel blue, and red stiletto-styled heels, and light silver medium sized jet plane-like wings with a short white lined trimmed tip on the top part of the wingtips and a short dark gray lined trimmed tip on the bottom part of the wingtips, and small dark gray armored wing-like mandibles in between his wings on his back, and sometimes carries medium thin red rockets on his forearms that he can shoot from. Team Excalibur and Bugs' group recognized them as....)
Team Excalibur and Bugs' group: (Whispering in shock) Megatron and Starscream the Decepticons?!
(Homer almost screamed loudly when a concerned Marge and Genius quickly quiets him down by covering his mouth. Then after Marge and Genius uncovered his mouth, Homer, upon keeping quiet, then joined the two, Team Excalibur, and Bugs' group in sneaking by. With Leatherhead's group and the villains, most of the henchmen are seated around, playing poker, while Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups, on the other hand, are just sitting around, bored-like. With the poker players, Leatherhead is playing poker in a bored way when he suddenly gasped and then grinned)
Leatherhead: (Gasps happily) By gumbo, I got it!
(He throws his cards down in victory)
Leatherhead: Go fish!
(The villains playing glared at him)
Al: Cheater!
Bebop: Yeah!
(He snorts)
Rocksteady: Oooh, cheater!
Squint: Cheater, cheater, gumbo eater!
Pinstripe: And for the tenth time, we’re playing “Poker,” not “Go Fish!”
Russ: Big difference.
Leatherhead: (Scoffs) So says the jerks and bunny rabbit that threatened me and my friends.
(Then Rocksteady and Squint yanked Leatherhead up to them in anger by his snout, much to Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups' concern)
Rocksteady: Oooh, what does that supposed to mean?!
Squint: And who're you calling a bunny rabbit?!
(Leatherhead growled a bit in pain and freed himself from Rocksteady and Squint’s grips in anger)
Leatherhead: Never touch me by the new snout, I guarantee!
(The villains and even Starscream snickered wickedly a bit)
Starscream: Well, that would be a problem if your snout got ruined.
Squint: (Sarcastically in a sneering way) Sorry.
(Ripper and Squint then yanked Leatherhead by his snout again repeatedly, making Leatherhead annoyed)
Ripper and Squint: (Laughs a bit, playfully) I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!
(Leatherhead snapped that he grabbed Ripper and Squint savagely)
Leatherhead: See here…!
(Then Myotismon's group, Gutt, and even Megatron shouted out)
Myotismon's group, Gutt, and Megatron: Stop it!
Gutt: Stop your bickering with each other, or we'll keelhaul your sorry gluteus maximuses!
(Then everything went quiet and calm as Leatherhead bitterly dropped Ripper and Squint on the ground and the crazy mutant kangaroo recovered with a bit of a crazy giggle while Squint gave Leatherhead a brief dagger glare in recovery. Watching this while sneaking by, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group whispered to each other)
Nemo: (Whispering sarcastically while Icarus quietly chirps a bit in sarcasm and agreement, pretending to be scared) Wow, talk about a temperamental Gigantopithecus like Captain Gutt here.
Homer: (Whispering playfully) And I've got two words regarding him; Anger management.
(Team Excalibur and Bugs' group quietly snickered a bit in agreement with Homer's comment before resuming their sneaking by after they finished. With Myotismon’s group, they are eating some fried pig with Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream)
Myotismon: (Scoffs) Acting like immature children.
Cortex: In a stupid way.
Gutt: I'll say.
Starscream: (Shrugs casually) Well, I was trying to have a little tormenting fun.
Megatron: (Sarcastically) Well, good for you, Starscream.
Starscream: (To Bartok and MLP Grubber) Pass me another piece of fried pig, Grubs and Bartok.
MLP Grubber: (Confused) What?
Bartok: (About to object) Why not...?
(Megatron then gave him and MLP Grubber, as well as the unexpecting Starscream, a death glare, resulting Bartok and MLP Grubber to nervously give in and correct Starscream, although Starscream is still unaware of Megatron's death glare)
MLP Grubber: (Nervously giving in) Uh, you forgot the magic word.
Bartok: (Nervously giving in) Always say the magic word when asking for something from someone.
Starscream: (Unaware at first) What magi...?
(Then he sees Megatron still giving the death glare, and he realized nervously)
Megatron: It's "Please."
(Giving in nervously with a nervous chuckle, Starscream quickly eased down and flatly corrected his question for his and MLP Grubber's favor)
Starscream: (In a normal flat tone, reiterating) Grubber and Bartok, pass me another piece of fried pig, (In a flat nonchalant tone) please.
(MLP Grubber then happily hands another piece to him while Bartok, who helps MLP Grubber, sighed in defeat)
MLP Grubber: Okey-dokey, one fried pig second piece, coming up!
Bartok: I don't appreciate the flat nonchalant tone, but all right.
(Starscream then snatched his second piece from Bartok and MLP Grubber)
Bartok: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Always grabby on someone.
(Hunter J, meanwhile, bites a chunk of her pig slice and ate it)
Hunter J: (Swallows her chewed chunk, then to Bartok) Big deal. (To Myotismon's group, Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream) And if we ever get our hands on those hostages, (Darkly) they are gonna wish they were never born.
Vanitas: Wow. Awesome dark tone you made.
Bulba: Making yourself even scary like Vanitas.
Hunter J: Thank you.
Mephiles: Even more darker than me, but I’m impressed.
Infinite: I'll say.
Rasputin: Even Vanitas could surpass that.
(Anti-Sora cleared his throat in annoyance)
Anti-Sora: And me?
Rasputin: (Flatly) And Anti-Sora.
Myotismon: Leave him be, Rasputin.
Pitch: (Feeding Onyx and the other NightMares) Yes, take it easy.
Hunter J: He may be the youngest, but we need someone besides Vanitas to rule strong after me and Myotismon.
Xehanort: And me.
(Vanitas and Anti-Sora smirked evilly at their mother, uncle, and godfather in agreement)
Anti-Sora: Nice!
Vanitas: Who could ask for a better godfather, uncle, and parents?
(Suddenly, Daffy, Flip, and Mushu exclaimed out loud)
Daffy, Flip, and Mushu: “Godfather, uncle, and parents?!"
(Hearing them, the villains got suspicious and looked around while Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups just got confused. Then Pinstripe, Bebop, and Rocksteady pulled their respective tommy gun and laser guns out and, with Starscream joining them, looked around in suspicion towards where Daffy, Flip, and Mushu’s voices came from. They peeked at what was Team Excalibur and Bugs' group’s hiding spot while sneaking by, and they found….)
Pinstripe: Nothin’ there.
(He, Starscream, Bebop, and Rocksteady go back to the villains)
Bebop: Must be a dragon roar that sounded like a shout.
Rocksteady: Yeah, even almost sounding like a banshee.
(Starscream briefly glanced back, and then pondered in suspicion)
Starscream: (Pondering quietly) I have a feeling it doesn't sound like a dragon roar.
(With Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group in another hidden spot near Myotismon’s group, Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream, they silently sighed in relief, having gotten lucky not to get caught. Then they glared at Daffy, Flip, and Mushu briefly)
Bugs: (Whispering in sarcasm) Good going almost getting us caught!
Daffy, Flip, and Mushu: (Whispering, with Daffy's being more sarcastically nonchalant) Sorry.
Flip: (Whispering) We just didn't expect to hear what he just said.
(Then they resumed sneaking by. As Rasputin fiddled his finger on his reliquary, he spoke up)
Rasputin: My reliquary. Your green radiance ever so entrancing.
(He chuckles evilly a bit)
Rasputin: (To Myotismon’s group, Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream) Don’t you agree?
Myotismon’s group and Gutt: Indeed.
Megatron and Starscream: Agreed.
Mephiles: All of us got lucky we got eternal life because of that artifact.
Uka-Uka: Yeah.
Vanitas: All except me, Negaduck, Splatter Phoenix, Bulba, Bob, Merlock, Pete, and Anti-Sora on having eternal life, of course.
Pitch: In fact, we were lucky to have been saved with the reliquary’s power because of Rasputin selling most of our souls to the Devil when we bought that because of the potion in there.
Bob: Precisely.
Negaduck: Never doubt those powers.
Splatter Phoenix: Regardless of it being fragile.
Gutt: (Giving an evil toothy grin) Lucky you.
Myotismon, Hunter J, Vicious, Infinite, Bulba, Kahmunrah, Merlock, Pete, and Storm King: Yep.
(Rasputin smirked evilly in agreement and resumed looking at his reflection on his reliquary, when he suddenly noticed something reflecting on it. Noticing that as well with Gutt, Starscream took a closer look. Then upon looking closely and realizing who it is, Rasputin, Gutt, and Starscream narrowed their turn and saw Team Excalibur and Bugs' group quietly sneaking by, appearing to have almost made it without “Getting caught,” and got Myotismon’s group and Megatron’s attention, especially when Starscream made a point gesture with a smug look that reads "I knew that was no dragon roar." They noticed and smirked evilly as well. Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group almost made it)
Homer: (Whispering) I think we're in the clear.
(Suddenly, Anti-Sora grabbed Kairi from behind while Myotismon’s group, Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream stood there, ready to grab their escaped hostages, getting Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group’s attention, much to their shock. Then Kairi pulls a magic laser arrow out, quickly combines it with her Keyblade, and then jabs both her Keyblade's blade and the laser stonehead into Anti-Sora’s hand, making him release her with a yelp of pain, and even some lasers hit Myotismon’s group, Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream, stunning them. Angered at Kairi’s actions as Team Excalibur and Bugs' group made their getaway while Kairi quickly puts away her Keyblade, Myotismon and Cortex, upon recovering with Myotismon's group, Gutt, Megatron, and Starscream, shouted out to their army)
Myotismon: Men!
Cortex: It seems we found the cats out of the bag!
(The henchmen got confused)
Myotismon: We found them, you fools!
Myotismon's group: Get the hostages and their friends!
Gutt: After them!
(Realizing immediately, Myotismon's group's army quickly scattered to their feet and hurried)
Legs: Yes, we found them!
Flynn: Yay!
Puppetmon: Come on!
Bushroot: Hey, wait for me!
(Vanitas stepped on Megavolt’s foot while running, making them stop)
Megavolt: Ow! My foot!
Vanitas: You big crybaby! Come on!
(He yanked Megavolt with him by his plughat. Team Excalibur and Bugs' group ran when Team Excalibur realized something that they stopped)
Limestone Pie: Wait a minute!
Big MacIntosh: Bugs and Daffy, you're fairies, blast some magic on them!
Party Favor: Along with Mushu's fire breath and Elsa's ice magic!
(Realizing, Mushu and Elsa did so, striking the ground only and making the villains back off a bit and making Vanitas release Megavolt's plughat. Then Demidevimon flew at them, and with Squint, throwing some of their respective Demi Darts and knives at them, but they dodged)
Aqua: (To Bugs and Daffy) Help Mushu and Elsa!
Bugs: But we can't cast magic!
Daffy: They won't work!
Tuff: Liars!
Daffy: I'm not lying!
Bugs: Don't you mean we're not lying, Daffy?
Bart: Just blast some magic, man!
(Immediately, Bugs and Daffy tried to blast some magic at Demidevimon and Squint, but just some tiny sputtering sparks came out)
Bugs: See?
Daffy: I rest my case!
Colin: Then try to fly us out of here!
(Bugs and Daffy hesitated along with their group)
Wes: (Nervously) Uh, there's one itsy-bitsy problem....
Flip: (Nervously) They can't....
(Team Excalibur realized from Wes and Flip's lines)
Dipper: (Flatly) Let me guess; You can't fly either.
(Then after Puppetmon and Raz used his Puppet Pummel and threw her spear at them, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group ran out of the way, dodging the attack and spear and resumed their run as Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups and the villains gave chase with Squint and Raz grabbing back their respective knives and spear. Koala and a guard working for the Storm King picked up a large boulder and threw it at Team Excalibur and Bugs' group, but Knuckles punched it, breaking it to pieces, much to Koala and the Storm King's guard’s anger. After sliding down a rocky slide, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group make it to a rock pile hill and started climbing to the top quickly as Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups and the villains charged after them. As they make it to the top, they suddenly hear Kairi, Namine, Xion, and Pinkie Pie call out to them)
Kairi, Namine, Xion, and Pinkie Pie: Guys!
(Rinoa and the others, upon hearing them, turned around and got concerned upon seeing the four girls starting to slide downwards, screaming a bit, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups and the villains climbing after them. But luckily for the four, Lollie, Rainbow, Lobo, Camille, Pokey Pierce, and even Sora, Roxas, Riku, Leo, Winter, Crescent, Camille, Marble Pie, Maud Pie, Limestone Pie, Gummy, and Rinoa quickly grabbed Kairi, Namine, Xion, and Pinkie Pie and pulled them up to safety. Then seeing Blackthorn, Starscream, Gutt, Drake, and Ratigan, the two latters both still masked, coming closer, Camille quickly pulls her dagger out and, with Rinoa swiping her claws at them, cuts their arms as well, knocking them back to the villains, knocking them back to the bottom while Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups jumped back onto the bottom safely. Upon noticing their own right arms are cut and scratched from Camille's dagger and Rinoa’s claws, Blackthorn, Starscream, Gutt, Drake, and Ratigan, the two latters immediately unmasking themselves, clutched their cuts and scratches, now completely angry. Then Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups noticed a shortcut to the top)
Tempest Shadow: A shortcut!
Fat Tony: (To his gang and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups) This way! (To the villains) We'll catch them while you return!
MLP Grubber: Be right back for ya!
Starscream: (Agreeing, still clutching his cut and clawed arm) Yes, go ahead!
Gutt: (Still clutching his cut and clawed arm) And don't fail us!
(Then Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups go to the path while the villains stayed put and returned to their resting place. With Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group, they were still running until they stopped, panting a bit in concern. They looked back and then got calmly relieved, glad to have seemingly lost the villains. Then Camille accepted a tissue from North, who pulls one out of his bag, wipes her dagger's blade clean of Blackthorn, Starscream, Gutt, Drake, and Ratigan's blood samples, and with Blaze's small flame ball, briefly burns the bloodied tissue away while she puts her cleaned dagger away in her sheath. Then just when they resume their trek, Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups jumped out in sneak-attack form and surrounded them, aiming their weapons at them. Just before Team Excalibur and Bugs' group could make a move, Tempest Shadow throws a huge electric net on them)
Louie Walters: Gotcha!
MLP Grubber: (Sneeringly) You're in trouble now!
(Then after Tempest Shadow activates the net's electric shockwave, shocking the captives a bit, causing the captives to then slowly lose consciousness from that shock as the electric shock finished, even with Homer and Wiggum groaning a bit with Team Excalibur and Bugs' group. Then they see, from their blurred views as they lost consciousness, the feet belonging to Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups going up to grab them as we slowly crossfade to black and the sound slowly blurred away. Then we crossfade to Team Excalibur and Bugs' group laying unconscious on the ground, no longer in the net, and then immediately, they slowly woke up in recovery. As they are finally and completely awake, they noticed in shock and surprise that they're now locked inside a cage, and the ground they were laying on is the cage's platform-like floor. Then they see Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups standing near them, preparing to secure the cage onto a floating transport platform, which is deactivated for now. Noticing them awake, Tempest Shadow approached the captives, who glared angrily at her and Fat Tony's gang)
MLP Grubber: (Happily waves hello to them) Morning, captives.
Fat Tony: Look who's awake finally.
Wiggum: (Nonchalantly and evenly) And look who's not telling us why they're working for Myotismon's group.
(A short pause, then Fat Tony scoffs)
Fat Tony: None of your business.
(MLP Grubber stuck his tongue out at Team Excalibur and Bugs' group as he, Fat Tony's gang, and the reluctant Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups resumed their work. Then Tempest Shadow leaned herself onto one of the cage's bars to look down on Team Excalibur and Bugs' group)
Tempest Shadow: (Sneeringly, giving a cold smirk) Aw, did you have a good sleep for a while?
Apple Bloom: (Nonchalantly with a glare) Wish we could say "Yes" on that.
Link: (Agreeing nonchalantly with a glare) Let alone how comfortable we were.
Nemo: (Agreeing nonchalantly while Icarus gave a brief nonchalant chirp in agreement) My sentiments exactly.
Aryll: But answer us one question.
(Tempest Shadow changed her cold smirk to a cold glare of suspicion upon hearing Aryll say that. Then Wiggum asked away)
Wiggum: It may not be our business regarding Fat Tony's gang for now, but you, Tempest, why are you working for Myotismon's group?
(Silently reacting coldly and stoically, Tempest Shadow gave a cold look that reads "That's what your question is? Really?". Then Twilight Sparkle joined in the questioning)
Twilight Sparkle: Well, there has to be a motive on why you're doing this. Did it have something to do with a familiar girl we knew before she got...?
(Reacting in calm shock and surprise, as if that struck her nerve on such a question like that, Tempest Shadow immediately got angry and slammed her hands onto the cage bars, quieting Twilight Sparkle and even surging some electrical sparks from her hands in calm tranquil fury. Even Fat Tony's gang, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups, and MLP Grubber saw this in silence while still working, choosing not to get involved in the conversation. Then Tempest Shadow replied bitterly)
Tempest Shadow: (Bitterly while pointing at her scar) Does this answer your question?!
(Team Excalibur and Bugs' group, upon hearing her ask that, observed her scar for a bit, and then realization and confusion sinking in, they got suspicious)
Team Excalibur and Bugs' group: Wait a minute....
Kairi: Are you that girl who was...?
Tempest Shadow: (Bitterly) Yes, wrongfully banished by Eraqus and Erika and her own parents after being betrayed from her people and home, due to them believing her parents' claims that her scar will cast a curse upon Camelot. The very same day three years ago when Myotismon's group got banished from Camelot, followed by her parents' sudden death a year later after her banishment!
(Hearing her say that, Team Excalibur, Flip, Zazu, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and Wes immediately realized the day of Myotismon's group's banishment happened to be the same day they murdered Cid three years ago. Even Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, Ventus, Leo, Winter, Crescent, Lucas, Flippy, and Chirithy felt like they somewhat knew something about it. Then before they could speak, Tempest Shadow coldly cuts them off)
Tempest Shadow: And I know what you're thinking; Why am I like this, that led to me working for Myotismon's group, right?
(Seeing that she figured out that kind of curiosity, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group nods in suspicion)
Team Excalibur and Bugs' group: (Nods) Yes.
(While still working with MLP Grubber, Legs, Louie Walters, Johnny, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups, Fat Tony spoke to Tempest Shadow in a casual tone)
Fat Tony: Tell them.
Tempest Shadow: (To Fat Tony with a nod) Very well. (To Team Excalibur and Bugs' group) I shall tell you.
(Then she explained away via singing away as she walked away a bit from the cage)
Tempest Shadow: It's time you learned a lesson
It's time that you understand
Don't ever count on anyone or your dreams
In this or any other land
(Then she stopped walking a bit and turned her back on them, feeling a little sad suddenly)
Tempest Shadow: I once hoped for friendship and knighthood
To find a place among our people
(Then she returned to being bitter again)
Tempest Shadow: But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind
(Then she turned to the captives' cage quickly)
Tempest Shadow: Open up your eyes
(Then she approached the cage again and leaned at the bars again)
Tempest Shadow: See the world from where I stand
Me among the mighty
You caged by their command
(Then she looked up at the sky)
Tempest Shadow: Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet fantasyland
(Then she turned back to the captives, looking directly at Kairi)
Tempest Shadow: It's time to grow up
And get wise
(Then Tempest Shadow gently grabbed Kairi's chin, gently making her look at her before releasing her)
Tempest Shadow: Come now, foolish and little ones
Open up your eyes
(Then we flashback to her childhood, where she was a happy little girl with no scar on her face, pretending to be a knight at Camelot in the courtyard)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) We all started out the same
With simple naïve hopes and trust
(Then after briefly noticing the silhouettes of Myotismon's group running in exile for some reason, Young Tempest Shadow got confused, but then shrugged and was about to play some more when she noticed her bandana zipped off of her neck by a gust of wind and ran after it past a nearby doorway leading outside of Camelot)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair or just
(Then Young Tempest Shadow, outside of Camelot's courtyard, caught her bandana when suddenly, she came face-to-face, to her horror, the Nightmare King, about to attack)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you must face
(Then with one swipe of his claws along with his electric blast, the Nightmare King struck Young Tempest Shadow down, cutting to a dark screen with a red slash mark with a hint of electricity briefly appearing and then disappearing. Then we crossfade back to Young Tempest Shadow, now with her scar that is now bandaged, being forced to leave Camelot by escort under Eraqus and Erika's sad orders by her parents' claims of her scar's electric magic going to curse Camelot. Tempest Shadow's father is a well-built man with mint green skin, short blonde sideswept hair, dark mint green eyes, blonde eyebrows, and wearing an army camouflage tanktop with the image of a yellow shield with a yellow lightning bolt in front on the front, light brown cargo pants, and black boots. He is Lightning Sergeant. And Tempest Shadow's mother is a woman with dark mulberry skin, short wavy fuchsia, dark pink, and dark purple striped hair tied in an updo bun, dark plum eyes, and wearing a light royal blue tanktop with the image of a red heart with a small white medical cross in front on the front, a light teal blue ankle-length flowing skirt, and white high-heeled sandals. She is Heart Aide)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) If you depend on dreams and others
You'll never find your place
(Then she tried to call out to her king, queen, parents, and their people as some electricity surged on her hands and then stopped, but they, in sadness and somber guilt, just left her, returning inside of Camelot. All alone, Young Tempest Shadow then sadly left the Camelot area, shedding a couple of tears, upset that she was wrongfully banished just because they, her parents and people, believed that her scar will curse them. Eventually, indicating that a year had passed, Young Tempest Shadow came upon an open forest glen as it rained, she then sat nearby a tree stump, still sad. Suddenly, some familiar figures came up to her much to her calm fear and concern; It's Myotismon's group and their army, with the mutants, including Cortex's mutant goons, in their human forms originally, along with even Gutt and his crew, Fat Tony's gang and Iago's group, with Michael's group being infants. Then in silence, Myotismon's group, after revealing to Young Tempest Shadow that her parents are dead since a year ago, which calmly shocked her, offers Young Tempest Shadow a place with them, apparently revealing that they have promised her to help remove her scar and "Curse" if she helped them get Excalibur for them, and hopefully make her now dead parents proud. Hesitating at first, Tempest Shadow turned to Camelot from afar, and after a brief contemplation as she looked back at Myotismon's group, she took a step towards them, feeling hesitant, and then turned to Camelot's direction again)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) And as you take that first step
Upon a path that's all your own
(Then Young Tempest Shadow slowly turned her hesitant look into her now current cold angry stare at Camelot, now angry at them for this "Betrayal" and causing her parents' wrongful scapegoating and death a year ago, and then she turned to Myotismon's group and took Myotismon's hand to give a firm shake of confirmation, and then they leave)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) You'll see it all so clearly
(Then we crossfade through her timeline of her training into the skilled cold-hearted scarred warrior with electrical powers she is now, her scar no longer bandaged, as Myotismon's group, their army, Gutt and his crew, Fat Tony's gang, and Michael and Iago's groups watched. And also, it was revealed that nobody in the kingdom, upon knowing who Tempest Shadow is, didn't know she is working for Myotismon's group, until, apparently, just recently in the present, when Excalibur got stolen and then lost by her and Demidevimon's group)
Tempest Shadow: (Voice-over) The best way to survive is all alone
(Back in the present, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group were now calmly shocked by this reveal, even with a hint of sympathy now, for they honestly had no idea what Tempest Shadow went through in her childhood since her scarring and wrongful banishment, and by now, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie Walters, Johnny, and Calves have their long sleeves of their jackets, shirt, business suits, and business shirts rolled up and Michael, Louie Jr., and Regina's own shirt's neck rims unbuttoned on one button, since they, MLP Grubber, and Leatherhead and Iago's groups are now preparing to activate the transport platform now that the captives' cage is secured to the carrier)
Tempest Shadow: Open up your eyes
See the world from where I stand
Me among the mighty
You caged by their command
(Then Tempest Shadow gestured to MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups to activate the transport platform's carrier to lift the cage up to it, which they do, although Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups did it in secret reluctance, with Leatherhead's group also having a hint of shock and sympathy for Tempest Shadow and her brutal past)
Tempest Shadow: Open up your eyes
And behold the fading light
(Then they and the caged captives arrived on the transport platform as it then floated into the air to get to the villains' resting place)
Tempest Shadow: It's time to grow up
And get wise
(Tempest Shadow then briefly pats Kairi's left cheek, but she and the rest of the captives ignored that, still feeling a little sympathy for Tempest Shadow)
Tempest Shadow: Come now, foolish and little ones
Open up your eyes
(Then Tempest Shadow gestures to the entire Dragon Valley area coldly)
Tempest Shadow: Open up your eyes
(The song over, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group were speechless at first, until Kairi, Camille, Bart, and Twilight Sparkle were the first to speak, feeling sorry for Tempest Shadow)
Kairi: We had no idea what you went through honestly.
Camille: Indeed.
Bart: That's very sad.
Twilight Sparkle: And we're sorry that you were alone all those years since you were wrongfully banished.
Tempest Shadow: (Giving the captives the cold shoulder, crossing her arms) I'm afraid it's too late to apologize for that.
Johnny: (Shrugs in agreement, smoking a cigarette) What was done with, cannot be undone.
Tempest Shadow: Johnny's right. When that time got tough for me, nobody was there for me in assistance and support.
Mabel: Well....
Marge: Look, we understand that you were wrongfully betrayed of that, but....
Tempest Shadow: I don't need sympathy. And just face it; Your hopes and dreams, let alone a parent's love, will fail you as it did me.
(Calmly shocked at what Tempest Shadow just said, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group were speechless at first, but then Rinoa whined and softly barked a bit, confusing Tempest Shadow, who narrowed her gaze at her in suspicion)
Tempest Shadow: (To Rinoa, in confusion and suspicion) What? (To Meowth) What did she say?
(Then Meowth translated what Toshiko said)
Meowth: (Translating) "Hopes, dreams, and a parent's love never failed any of us. I was the one who somewhat failed hopes, dreams, and a parent's love for their child."
(Tempest Shadow, MLP Grubber, Fat Tony's gang, and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups looked at Meowth in confusion, or suspicion in Tempest Shadow's case)
Meowth: That's what she said.
(Even Kairi, Namine, and Xion agreed)
Kairi, Namine, and Xion: And she has a point.
Bart: So, don't have a cow, man.
(Then Kairi changed the subject)
Kairi: For the record, Tempest, have you ever questioned Myotismon's group's true motive as to why they really want Excalibur and what really caused your parents' death?
(Hearing her ask such a question, Tempest Shadow turned to her slowly in suspicion)
Tempest Shadow: What do you mean?
Kairi: What I mean is that if you ever had a feeling you were being used?
Sunset Shimmer: As their pawn, if it involved your parent's death?
(Appalled at Kairi and Sunset Shimmer's questions, Tempest Shadow angrily stormed up to the cage towards Kairi and spoke to her bitterly and coldly)
Tempest Shadow: Myotismon's group would never use me, and they said my parents died at the hands of the people of Camelot! And they promised me and Fat Tony's gang help, vengeance, and freedom, and that's what we're going to do until the end!
(And with that, the conversation is over, while Team Excalibur and Bugs' group got confused silently over what Tempest Shadow meant by what she just said. Then we pan up to the sky, and then panned back down at the villains’ resting spot. There, the villains, with Blackthorn, Starscream, Gutt, Ratigan, and Drake's cuts and scratches healed thanks to Piedmon's magic, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie Walters, Johnny, and Calves' jackets, shirt, business suits, and business shirts' sleeves no longer rolled up, and Michael and Louie Jr.'s neck rims' first buttons buttoned up again and Johnny having already gotten rid of his cigarette, threw Leatherhead’s group onto the ground savagely, much to their annoyance and anger while Michael and Iago's groups secretly got silently concerned for Leatherhead's group)
Vanitas: This is your last chance, wimps!
Myotismon: You stay here and watch the prisoners and hostages while we go hunting for food.
Vicious: Or we’re gonna cut your ears off for good!
Megatron: We also deserve to get more food for us and not you!
Fat Tony: And if you do good, we could feed you.
Starscream: Now stay!
(On "Stay!", Starscream savagely kicks Bushroot down again)
Ratigan: Or we’re gonna cut your scalps off for good!
Gutt: Along with your sorry excuses of your gluteus maximuses!
Drake: That's right!
Johnny: Or go suck a lemon!
Puppetmon: Yeah!
Komodo Brothers: Like they said!
(The villains, except Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, who respectively gave a cold glare and smug evil smirks, laugh evilly a bit in agreement as Leatherhead’s group got calmly concerned while still looking angry. Then just when they recovered again, they were kicked down by the villains and, once again, Starscream, much to Michael and Iago's secret concerned discomfort)
Bartok: (Whispering while wincing) Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Meowth: (Whispering while wincing in agreement) I'll say.
(Leatherhead's group coughed a bit due to being kicked really hard)
Myotismon: (While Leatherhead's group finished their coughing slowly) We’ll be back soon.
N. Brio: Now stay!
N. Gin: And don’t help the prisoners and hostages!
Tropy: And while you’re at it….
(As Leatherhead's group recovered slowly, with Dingodile wiping a small speck of his blood from his lower lip, Puppetmon and the Komodo Brothers respectively picked up a dirty bowl and trash bag)
Komodo Brothers: Do the trash duty.
Puppetmon: And clean our dishes!
Devimon: Now get to work!
Negaduck: And no slacking off!
Splatter Phoenix: See ya!
Gupta: Bye!
Flynn: Have fun!
(After Puppetmon and the Komodo Brothers threw the dirty bowl and trash bag at Leatherhead’s group, the villains leave to go hunting while laughing evilly a bit and Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, the only ones not laughing evilly a bit and before leaving with the villains, just ushered Michael and Iago's groups to stay with Leatherhead's group, which they nod in agreement. As they recovered once alone with Michael and Iago's groups, Leatherhead’s group got up in disgust and anger and threw the trash bag and dirty bowl aside to go to where the captives are instead. Noticing Michael and Iago's groups, they got confused)
Leatherhead's group: What?
Michael and Iago's groups: Listen....
Michael: We'd like to see the prisoners with you.
Ace: If that's all right with you.
(Leatherhead's group got interested)
Megavolt: Really?
(Michael and Iago's groups nodded)
Iago: Well, what's it to ya?
James: There's no reason to doubt what Iago just asked.
(After contemplating Iago's question and James' good point he made, Leatherhead's group nods and then they and Michael and Iago's groups went to the prisoners' direction. With Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group, they are still locked in the cage, now unattached from the transport platform, silently sitting around in calm silence and concern, with Nemo having already took his hat and goggles off, as Camille, Fluttershy, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle sat in upward fetal positions with their own faces buried in their own arms and over their own knees, crying their eyes out as Nemo, Icarus, Genius, Braeburn, Applejack, Big MacIntosh, Winona, Rarity, and Opalescence are respectively comforting them soothingly by patting them gently, wondering what fate will be in store for them. Suddenly, they see Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups walking up to them, with Leatherhead's group angrily mocking the villains, but luckily, since half of Team Excalibur knew they, along with Michael and Iago's groups, didn’t help the villains much and half of Team Excalibur knew that Leatherhead's group is still the apartment resident servants they knew and are friends with, they didn’t hold bitter grudge against them, and neither did Leatherhead’s group. And upon noticing Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups, Camille, Fluttershy, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle calmly finished their crying)
Quackerjack: (Mockingly in anger) “Or better yet, cut your scalps off!” (Seriously in anger after giving a scoff) Who do those punks think they are?!
Dedede: (Mockingly in anger) “Or we’re gonna cut your ears off for good!”
Megavolt: (Mockingly in anger) "We deserve to get more food for us and not you!"
Liquidator: (Mockingly in anger) "And if you do good, we could feed you."
Escargoon: (Scoffs angrily) You said it!
Tokkori: (Angrily) Especially with them kicking us down!
Bushroot: (Angrily) Even that Tightlips guy having the audacity to tell us to suck a lemon!
Dingodile: (Angrily) Especially that stupid Gutt having the audacity to threaten to cut our gluteus maximuses off!
Leatherhead: (Angrily) And that Ripper Roo and Squint had the nerve to pick on me earlier!
Bartok: (Agreeing) Even with Starscream almost grabbing at me while grabbing his fried pig piece.
(Tiny, Dedede, Escargoon, and Tokkori each grabbed a nearby stone)
Tiny: (Angrily) They make Tucker and friends so mad, that we’d, we’d…!
Dedede: (Angrily) And if they beat us up one more time...!
(Then the four crushed the stones to bits, much to Team Excalibur and Bugs, Michael, and Iago’s group’s surprise, making Leatherhead’s group flatly glare)
Tiny: (Flatly) Crush their heads like sparrow’s eggs between thighs.
Dedede: (Flatly) Or bonk them with my hammer.
Dingodile: (Sighs) Who are we kidding, guys?
Bushroot: We might never get out of this.
(They look up at the sky)
Dingodile: Cid, Dreamy, wherever you are, give us a sign to free us from the crooks pushing us around and beating us.
Leatherhead: And that we get even with them, I guarantee.
Leatherhead's group: Please.
Discord: (Scoffs lightly) Like that'll happen.
Regina: If we could also only open our fathers' eyes on who Myotismon's group and their army really are.
Louie Jr.: Along with Tempest.
(Feeling sorry for them, despite being confused by what Louie Jr. and Regina meant by what they said, Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group nodded to each other and Kairi calls out to them)
Kairi: That’s a good prayer.
Bart: (To Louie Jr. and Regina) And some great incentive you both said.
(Hearing them, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups got calmly surprised and turned to them, giving looks of defeat)
Bushroot: (Sarcastically) Yeah, and that a dime, and if we were lucky, we would be as rich as the King and Queen of Sheva.
Webby: No, really, that is a good prayer.
Tiff: You said you wanted out of this.
Martin: And if you need a sign, you could just….
(Dingodile gives a bit of a fake haughty chuckle, then spoke up seriously)
Dingodile: No. All we need is courage to stand up.
Sora: And we commend you for it.
Terra: No shame in expressing those thoughts.
Riku, Roxas, Terra, Ventus, Leo, Winter, Crescent, Lucas, Flippy, and Chirithy: Yeah.
Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: (Hopefully) Really?
(Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group nodded)
Bugs: My group and I may not know you guys more, but we commend you as well.
Flip: Yep!
Calves: Define "Commend."
Bugs and Flip: It means support.
(Impressed, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups were interested)
Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: (Impressed) Huh.
(Then Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups thought over something, but they shook it off)
Leatherhead: No, get real!
Quackerjack: They’ll cut our ears or scalps off!
Tiny: Cut our gluteus maximuses off!
Tokkori: Or strip us of our fur, skin, and/or feathers!
Michael: Or worse, our fathers becoming angry and disappointed in us!
Ace: Along with me and Iago's group here.
Bartok: Yeah, what're we recklessly thinking at this moment?
Iago: Completely reckless!
Tuff: They really threatened you that bad with those ultimatums, huh?
Tiny: Ya think?
Dingodile: And I almost lost my ears because of that threat!
(Leatherhead crossed his arms)
Leatherhead: And what makes you think we’ll be safe from their threats if we help you, ya betcha?
Arturo: And what definitely makes you think Tempest, the Boss, and our capos will spare us of their anger and disappointment?
Calves: Well, you have no idea how scary Fat Tony's gang is when they're angry.
(Glad to hear them ask those questions and understanding Calves' explanation, Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group knew what to do in situations like this)
Sonic: If you help us instead of those creeps....
Sonata: We’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.
Starlight: And we can stand up for you.
Nadia: Let alone protect you.
Trixie: You just gotta trust us.
Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: (Hopefully) Really?
Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group: Yeah. (Yes.)
(Impressed by their honesty with Michael and Iago's groups, Leatherhead’s group then looked at their regular and monstrous hands, and getting determined, Leatherhead’s group then proceeded to break the cage apart with even Dedede, Escargoon, and Tokkori's strength, with Leatherhead, Tiny, and Dingodile growling a bit in the process as Team Excalibur and Bugs’s group watched in amazement silently. As soon as the cage is completely broken, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group were gonna step away from the cage's platform when Michael and Iago's group gestured them to stop)
Michael and Iago's groups: Wait.
(Confused at first, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group got confused at first)
Scootaloo: Huh?
(Then they looked down and saw a security string all around the broken cage's platform's edges that will only activate if stepped or tripped on. Getting it, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group nods)
Wiggum: Good eyes, guys.
Genius: Very good.
Lisa: Thank you for warning us.
Goofy: And we were lucky that you didn't activate it when you broke the cage apart.
Donald: Yeah.
(Then with Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups' help, Team Excalibur and Bugs' group carefully climbed off the cage platform without activating the security string, and then Team Excalibur and Bugs' group re-equipping their weapons, which Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups took back from the storage bin)
Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group: Thank you.
Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: You’re welcome.
(Rinoa then barked and growled softly a bit at Leatherhead’s group in happiness)
Max: She says “I will reward you dearly when we get back home after this adventure.”
(Leatherhead’s group got flattered)
Leatherhead’s group: Well….
(They looked at Michael and Iago's groups)
Lou: And thinking back on when you helped us escape back at our apartment....
Applejack: You fellas are completely different from Myotismon's group.
Aria: Let alone being different from your dads.
Regina: Well, it's surprising, but we're not completely like our dads.
Jessie: And we're especially not like Myotismon's group.
Kairi: (Shrugs, then nods in agreement with Team Excalibur and Bugs' group) Well, that's good to know.
Camille: (Agreeing) Reassuring indeed.
Nemo and Genius: (Agreeing with Icarus giving a happy chirp in agreement) Yep. (Yes.)
Bart: (Agreeing) And if they try to hurt you again, then they could just eat my shorts.
(They smiled softly for a bit, and then changed the subject)
Leatherhead: Anywho, we can tell that you, Rinoa, have been turned into a Midday form Lycanroc accidentally by Kairi, right?
(Rinoa nods)
Kairi: (Feeling guilty) Yeah.
(Then Bugs’ group got confused)
Zazu: What’re you talking about?
Flip: What's going on?
(Later, all was explained)
Bugs’ group: (With Cri-Kee chirping a bit in an understanding way) I see.
Flip: Makes perfect sense.
Wes: And you guys are their servants?
Leatherhead's group: Yep.
Megavolt: Work 24 hours a day with a smile, 24/7.
Cream: I know this may sound awkward, but…. What insects do you like?
Elsa: (Perplexed at Cream) What?
Tikal: Cream, that’s not approp….
(Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups interjected)
Tiny: No, no, it’s okay.
Bushroot: It's fine.
Dingodile: (To Tikal) It’s okay with that question. (To Cream) We have so many insect favorites, but Escargoon has a favorite.
Escargoon: Ask me.
(Cream turned to Escargoon)
Cream: Then, Mr. Escargoon, what is your favorite insect?
Big: Tell us.
(Froggy croaked a bit in question. Escargoon then thought over through his memory and remembered)
Escargoon: I like butterflies with big golden wings, and blue and green tips.
(Cream smiled softly at that. Then Kirby and Webby clamored happily)
Webby: Me too, Escargoon!
Kirby: (Happily) Poyo!
(Tiny and Megavolt butted in)
Tiny: Tucker and Elmo like Swiss cheese ice cream.
Megavolt: With a hint of cheddar.
(Olaf brightened up)
Olaf: Me too, guys!
Dingodile: Wow, you too?
(Olaf nodded. Then Liquidator realized something and exclaimed to Honker)
Liquidator: Wait, wait, wait! What’s your favorite book?
Honker: (Proudly) Jules Verne’s “Journey to the Center of the Earth.”
Dingodile: (Impressed) Wow, me too!
Bushroot: (Agreeing) Love that book as well!
(Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group chuckled a bit along with Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups)
Discord: Come to think of it....
Michael: You people and animals aren't so bad.
Nemo: Ditto on you guys.
(Then they started singing as Nemo puts his hat and goggles back on his head)
Michael: I can tell
We’ve got an awful lot
In common
Dedede: Even though
We look as different as can be
Sonic, Flip, and Wes: We don’t even have to try
Knuckles and Mushu: To see things eye to eye
Tails and Zazu: It just comes to us, naturally
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo: Come to think of it
I think we fit together
Ashitaka's group: Playing enemies
Won’t get us very far
Homer, Marge, Genius, and kids members of Team Excalibur: There’s no need to feud and fuss
Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie: When it isn’t really us
Wes: Let’s you and us
Be who we are
(Then they started dancing around a bit)
Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group: We’re a team-o
A team-o
A group of dreamers
Who were meant to be a team
Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups: Oh, a team-o
It’s true-o
Leatherhead and Quackerjack: Wherever we go
Discord and Gangreen Gang: We’re going us and you
(They then just sang again)
Escargoon: No matter what now
Gangreen Gang, Meowth, and Bartok: (Respectively winking at the Dazzlings, Meowzie, and Nadia, making them blush a bit, with Meowzie being calmly surprised) We’ve got one another
Silver, Team Rocket, and Michael's group: We’ll be there to pick each other
Off the floor
Nemo and Shadow: Anytime you’re feeling glum
Kairi, Namine, Xion, Camille, Gizmoduck, and Wes: I’ll count on you
To be a chum
Morgana: If you get an itch attack
Gene: We’ll be there to scratch your back
(Then Spike and Ember landed on Olaf and Megavolt’s respective backs, which they let them)
Liquidator: Now, who could ever
Ask for mooooooore
(Then Spike and Ember playfully tickled Olaf and Megavolt’s respective backs, making them laugh a bit, and sure enough, Icarus and even Michael's group happily joined in as well)
Olaf: (Giggling a bit) Oh, stop!
Megavolt: (Laughing a bit) Please, stop!
(Then the tickle ended happily)
Olaf: (Playfully) No, don’t stop!
Megavolt: (Playfully) More, more!
(Then they resumed singing)
Dingodile, Tokkori, and Fearsome Four: We’re friends
Leatherhead and Amy's groups: And that’s what friends
Are for
(Then they danced around some more)
Team Excalibur, Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Discord’s groups: We’re a team-o
A team-o
A group of dreamers
Who were meant to be a team
Oh, a team-o
It’s true-o
If we’re ever in a stew
We know we can
Make it through
‘Cuz you’ve got me
And I’ve got you
(Then they high-fived)
Team Excalibur, Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: Yes, sir!
(Then as soon as the song ended, Rinoa and Homer accidentally stepped on the security string, accidentally triggering the alarm, much to Team Excalibur and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups’ concern)
Homer: D'oh!
(Then, as if on cue, Myotismon’s group, their army, Gutt and his crew, Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony's gang, Megatron, and Starscream returned with some hunted deer and got calmly shocked. Noticing them, Team Excalibur, along with Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups, knew what they must do now)
Fat Tony's gang: (Aghast) Regina, Jessie, and boys?!
Team Excalibur and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: Bye!
(Then they run towards another part of the valley. Myotismon’s group, their army, Gutt and his crew, Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony's gang, Megatron, and Starscream snapped out of their calm shocked looks and got angry that they dropped their hunted deer)
Myotismon's group and Gutt: Those traitors!
Fat Tony: How could our kids and fellow members...?!
(They chase after them. As the villains chased after Team Excalibur and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups, Pinstripe, Bebop, and Rocksteady pulled their respective tommy gun and own laser guns out and got ready to fire away at them, but Fat Tony's gang suddenly got concerned for Michael and Iago's groups)
Louie Walters: Whoa!
Fat Tony's gang: STOP!!
(But Pinstripe, Bebop, and Rocksteady fired anyway, and the bullets and laser bullets nearly struck down Rinoa and even Nadia and Michael and Iago's groups, with Bartok jumping to Nadia's defense, much to Team Excalibur and Bugs’ group and even Fat Tony's gang and Tempest Shadow's shock and concern)
Kairi, Namine, and Xion: Mom, guys!
(Pinstripe, Bebop, and Rocksteady smirked evilly in victory along with the villains as the three finished shooting while Fat Tony's gang and Tempest Shadow were still shocked and concerned)
Pinstripe: (Smirking evilly in victory) Gotcha!
Bebop and Rocksteady: (Smirking evilly in victory, gives a bit of goofy evil chuckles) All right!
(Rinoa, Nadia, and Michael and Iago's groups recovered, unharmed and panting a bit as Kairi and the others checked on them while the villains and even Pinstripe, Bebop, Rocksteady, Tempest Shadow, and Fat Tony's gang suddenly got confused)
Namine: Mom!
Kairi: Are you okay?
Xion: Please.
(Rinoa, Nadia, and Michael and Iago's groups felt themselves and sighed in relief, for they are not riddled with any bullet wounds)
Iago: Oh, good!
Michael's group: Phew!
Ace: Still alive, thank God!
Bartok: (Checking on Nadia) Are you okay?
Nadia: (Nods in relief) Yes. And you?
Bartok: (Happily relieved at first) Fine. (Then got confused) But how?
(Glad to see Rinoa, Nadia, and Michael and Iago's groups are fine at first, the heroes then noticed no bullet wounds, and then, along with Rinoa, Nadia, and Michael and Iago's groups, got confused as well like the villains upon hearing Bartok ask that)
Quackerjack: Wait, no bullet wounds?
Liquidator: How?
Starscream: (Suspiciously) Yes, how?
Nadia and Michael and Iago's groups: (While Rinoa groaned a bit in confusion) What caus...?
(Then both sides finally saw what caused the bullets and laser bullets to not hit Rinoa, Nadia, and Michael and Iago's groups; Two male heroic-looking robots and a familiar male mime-like Pokemon, and familar male electric plasm ghost-like Pokemon using their psychic/electric barrier to disintegrate the bullets and laser bullets. The last two latter figures are revealed to be Mr. Mime and Rotom. The first male heroic-like robot is a male humanoid robot with red, white, blue, black, and silver body armor, a silver white armored mask-like face, two black TV-like screens on his chest, glowing cyan eyes, and silver pistons sticking out from behind his back, and sometimes wears a silver armored lower faceplate-like mask when in combat and/or on missions. And the last male heroic-like robot is a male humanoid robot with yellow, black, and silver body armor, a silver armored mask-like face, a silver mechanical abdomen, silver mechanical chest pieces on his chest area, glowing turquoise blue eyes, and yellow, black, and silver wing-like appendages sticking out from behind his back, and sometimes wears a yellow and black armored lower faceplate-like mask when in combat and/or on missions. After the barrier died down, both sides immediately recognized the four)
Heroes and villains: (Surprised while the villains, except Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang who were surprised only, got calmly angry) Optimus Prime and Bumblebee the Autobots, (Mimey,) Mr. Mime, and Rotom.
(Then the two new figures, now revealed to be Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, along with Mr. Mime and Rotom, turned to Team Excalibur and Bugs' group)
Bumblebee: We're here to help.
Mr. Mime: (Nods in agreement) Mime.
Optimus: Come with us if you want to live and succeed.
Rotom: You heard us.
(Glad to see they're gonna be fine now, Kairi then climbed on Epona’s back with Namine, Xion, and Rinoa’s help and while some Team Excalibur members climbed on either Rinoa, Optimus, and/or Bumblebee’s own backs, the rest ran while those who could fly just flew as they ran away again. And on cue, Optimus and Bumblebee immediately grabbed Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, much to their and the villains' surprise)
Pinstripe: What the…?!
(Then the villains snapped out of their surprised reaction and got back into action in either anger and/or determination)
Mephiles: Don’t just stand there!
Kahmunrah and Gutt: Like some deer in headlights!
Megatron: Fire!
(Pinstripe, Bebop, and Rocksteady resumed shooting at Team Excalibur and Bugs, Michael, and Iago’s groups again, along with even shooting at Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, and Rotom while avoiding on hitting Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, but missed still as they dodged the bullets and laser bullets and continued running and/or flying away. Grabbing a medium-sized stone while running by, especially with Bushroot's vine's help, Dedede, Escargoon, and Tokkori threw it at Pinstripe’s tommy gun and Bebop and Rocksteady's laser guns, jamming them. The villains stopped and noticed them jammed)
Dijon: Oh, no, the guns are jammed!
Starscream: (To Dijon, exasperated in annoyance) You think?!
Silas: (Annoyed) Obviously!
Gupta: (Annoyed) Why else?!
(Pinstripe, Bebop, and Rocksteady tried punching their own tommy gun and laser guns to unjam them, but to no luck, and in case those weapons started firing again, the villains casted a barrier on themselves to protect them from the bullets and laser bullets)
Rasputin: Well, get it working again!
Merlock: Now!
Ivan: Muzhchiny!*
(*"Muzhchiny!" means "Men!" in Russian)
Preed: Hurry!
Napoleon: Tout suite!
(Even Team Excalibur, Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, Rotom, and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups, thanks to Bugs’ group, found a chute on the side of the canyon wall and ran to it to dive in, with Optimus and Bumblebee still carrying the angrily struggling Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang)
Pinstripe: (Punching his tommy gun angrily) Come on!
Bebop: (Punching his laser gun angrily) Aw, come on!
(He snorts)
Rocksteady: (Punching his laser gun angrily) Work, you stupid...!
(Then with another punch of their own, the tommy gun and laser guns suddenly fired out of control, and they won’t stop. The villains even tried to stop them, thanks to their barriers protecting them, but the tommy gun and laser guns continued firing out of control)
Puppetmon: WHOA!! GUYS, STOP THIS CRAZY THING, NOW!!
Dunce Spark: (While trying to stop the tommy gun and laser guns) We're trying, Pinocchio, pipe down!
Puppetmon: (While trying to stop the tommy gun and laser guns) Don't call me "Pinocchio!" You know I hate that!
Tropy: (While trying to stop the tommy gun and laser guns) No, no, no! You’re doing it wrong! Stop!
Krang: (While trying to stop the tommy gun and laser guns) Stop and listen!
Shredder: (While trying to stop the tommy gun and laser guns) STOOOOOP!!!!
(Then as the tommy gun and laser guns kept firing, Team Excalibur, Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, Rotom, and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups, with Optimus and Bumblebee still holding Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, dove into the chute, disappearing below. Seeing this, Myotismon’s group got angry that they got away and finally shouted out loud, all because of not only Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups having to go rogue on them and capturing Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, but also, because of the interference of Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, and Rotom)
Myotismon's group: MORONS!! WE'RE SURROUNDED BY MORONS!!
(Then the villains continued trying to stop the tommy gun and laser guns as they retreated somewhere else)
Ripper: (Shaking from the tommy gun and laser guns’ vibrations) H-H-How do you s-s-s-s-stop these things, guys?!
Flynn: (Shaking from the tommy gun and laser guns' vibrations) H-H-Help!
(Down in a cavern after sliding down the chute with Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, Team Excalibur, Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, Rotom, and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups recovered and then got happy and relieved)
Meta Knight: (To Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups) See? Told you we wouldn’t let them hurt you. And are you glad you trusted us?
Tuff: And helped us escape?
Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups: (Grinning in agreement) Yep, and never doubted you.
(Kairi, Namine, and Xion then went up to Rinoa gladly)
Namine: Thank goodness, Mom.
Xion: At least none of us are hurt or killed.
Kairi: Heck, our friends, cousins, and I got scared that you, along with Michael and Iago's groups, were shot back there.
Namine and Xion: Yeah.
(Rinoa whined gladly a bit in agreement)
Riku: And, like Xion said....
Sora: We’re especially thankful that none of us got shot either.
Team Excalibur and Bugs, Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago' groups: (Agreeing while eyeing Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, and Rotom in gratitude) Yes. (Yeah.)
Jack: (Looks at Optimus, Bumblebee, Mr. Mime, and Rotom in gratitude. All thanks to Optimus, Bumblebee, Mimey, and Rotom here.
Mr. Mime: (Flattered) Mime.
Bumblebee: (Flattered) Well, we knew Excalibur and Camelot are in danger, and Optimus and I wanted to help.
Optimus: (Nods) Under our code of honor for the knights of Camelot and its six virtues.
Rotom: Loyal, Brave, True, Kind, Pure, and Love.
Ashitaka: (Agreeing) Representing Loyalty, Bravery, Truth, Kindness, Friendship, and Family.
(Then Nadia turned to Bartok, calmly blushing in gratitude, which Bartok reciprocated in a sheepish way)
Nadia: And I wish to thank you for trying to help protect me from the bullets back there.
Bartok: (Chuckles sheepishly a bit) Oh, uh.... No problem. I mean, anybody with a heart of gold such as myself would do the same for someone else they care for.
(Nadia smiled softly, happy to hear that. Epona and the other non-speaking Pokemon and animals groaned a bit in exhaustion and that caused Team Excalibur, Optimus, Bumblebee, and Bugs, Michael, and Iago's groups, with Bartok and Nadia to snap out of their blushing, to realize, upon changing the subject, that they must rest for a while)
San: Anyway....
Bumblebee: Let's take a breather for a while, get to know each other.
Optimus: Until we're ready to continue on.
Team Excalibur and Bugs, Michael, and Iago's groups: (Nods) Sure.
(Later, after they sat down and Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago’s groups introduced their names to Bugs’ group and half of Team Excalibur, Team Excalibur turned to Bugs’ group)
Sora: Well, I guess I gotta admit you were the best escorts we ever had.
Cream: Yeah.
Cheese: (Happily) Chao, chao.
Rouge: I’ll admit it as well.
Anna: Oh, yeah.
Flip: Never doubt us.
Tails: Well, look on the bright side, we worked together to get this far.
Daffy: (Sarcastically) Yeah, considering the fact that we got captured at first.
Flip: (Aghast) What?!
Zazu: Excuse us, Daffy?
Bugs: Be thankful that Leatherhead, Michael, and Iago's groups got us out of that.
Shadow: Bugs is right.
Tails: Be especially thankful that you have each other.
Omega: I mean, what would you do if you hadn’t had each other?
Daffy: (Glaring at Bugs) Gee, good question.
Bugs: Oh, you're acting like such a dork! Even Optimus and his friends should also be thanked for helping us.
Daffy: (Splattering Bugs' face with a bit of his spit from his lisp on this line) Well, excuse me for being a dork!
(Suddenly, Jack remembered something, interrupting the argument while Bugs wiped Daffy's spit samples off of his face in disgust)
Jack: Wait! Where are...?
(Then they heard some groaning, and they turned and saw Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, now laying unconscious nearby due to bumping their heads on some nearby rocks upon being released by Optimus and Bumblebee)
Jack: (Shrugs) There they are.
(Kairi and the Mane Seven then cautiously approached, wielding their own weapons, or just the magic bow for Kairi's case. After poking Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony gently and respectively with their magic bow and own sword handles, Kairi and the Mane Seven eased down at first, only for Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang to slowly come to, when Kairi and the Mane Seven immediately whacked all five of them on their heads with their respective magic bow and swords' handles, knocking them out again, cuing Bunny to immediately take away all of Fat Tony's gang's weapons)
Michael: Now, what can we do about them?
Snake: To make them lissssten?
Genius: (Pondering) Good questions.
(Thinking it over, Optimus then came up with a solution)
Optimus: It may sound crazy, but....
Team Excalibur and Bugs, Michael, and Iago's groups: (Confused) What?
Pikachu: (Confused) Pika?
(Then Bumblebee figured out what Optimus is planning here and then huddled everyone else to him)
Bumblebee: Huddle.
(They whisper a bit, and then, apparently agreeing to go along with Optimus' plan, the heroes immediately tied Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie Walters, and Johnny’s unconscious bodies with magic and escape-proof ropes onto five separate ice chairs conjured up by Elsa's unbreakable ice magic, tying their hands tightly behind their backs and onto the backs of their own chairs and their arms down tightly to their torsos. Seeing the five still unconscious, the heroes then pondered on how to wake them up)
Amy: Now, how are we gonna wake them up?
Camille: (Pondering) Hmm....
(After pondering a bit, the heroes then looked at Froggy, who got confused at first. Realizing, Froggy smiled in determination and nods with a croak of approval. Then he approached the unconscious tied up Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang cautiously. Then he climbed onto Johnny’s left shoulder and after backslapping Johnny’s face on his right cheek, nothing happened. After thinking a bit, Froggy brightened up in realization, and then stuck his tongue out at Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang’s faces, hitting their own left cheeks, and as soon as he did that on cue, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang bolted awake in surprise. At the same time Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang bolted awake in surprise, Froggy stuck his tongue back inside his mouth again, jumped off Johnny, and hopped back to Big's side. Then Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang noticed their bodies are tied up to five separate ice chairs in confusion and suspicion)
Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang: What the…?
(Then they noticed their weapons missing and then see Team Excalibur's group and got angry)
Fat Tony: What’s goin’ on?!
Tempest Shadow: What is the meaning of this?!
Legs: Untie us right now!
Johnny: And give back our weapons!
Louie Walters: Or so help us…!
Bushroot: Help you what?
Louie Walters: Nobody likes a naggin’ ragger, ya little weed!
Johnny: I swear, if we weren’t tied, we would’ve mulched ya!
Bushroot: (Sarcastically) Ooh, look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf. You're such a tough guy.
(Team Excalibur's group then approached Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang)
Fat Tony: Why did you bring us here?
Johnny: And why the heck did you tie us up?
Optimus: Let's just say we’re running the interrogation here.
Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie: That's right.
Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang: (Surprised and angrily) Interrogation?!
Mushu: You got that right!
Bumblebee: Now, talk.
Optimus: Why do Myotismon’s group and their army, along with Megatron and Starscream, wish to use you?
Wiggum: And why are you helping them?
Darkwing: That's the one question we deserve since our first encounter back at our apartment yesterday, if you recall.
(But Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang bitterly refused to crack)
Johnny: We ain’t got nothin’ to say.
Tempest Shadow: And I already clearly told you my rough childhood.
Fat Tony: Now untie us and give our weapons back at once.
Johnny: Give Michael and Iago's groups back to us.
Legs: Or you’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes.
Louie Walters: And speaking of our weapons, where are they?
Fat Tony: (Looking at Michael and Iago's groups) And why did you go rogue on us?
Michael: Because we need to clear this up.
James: So, just listen.
Olaf: (Showoffishly) Oh, and about your weapons, we ain’t saying nothing on that.
Meowzie: (Agreeing) Until you confess to us and hear us out, you are to be given a restraining order against your weapons.
Wes: (Showoffishly agreeing, crossing his arms smugly) And we hid them somewhere among us where you will never find them.
Flip: (Smugly) Yep.
(A short pause as Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang looked at Michael and Iago's groups with calm flat bitter glares, and then they noticed something sticking out in Bunny’s bag, and they realized easily and immediately)
Fat Tony: (Flatly) Our weapons are hidden in that pooka guy’s bag, from what we see.
Johnny: (Flatly) Ain’t that right?
Tempest Shadow: (Flatly) No surprise.
(Surprised that they figured it out easily, Team Excalibur's group then had Kairi and the Mane Seven knock Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang out again with their own respective magic bow and sword handles, and on cue when the magic bow and sword handles struck Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang’s own heads, we immediately cut to a black screen. Then we cut back to Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang bolting awake again, with Froggy’s tongue touching their own left cheeks again, awakening them like that again. Then after Froggy stuck his tongue back into his mouth and hopped back to Big again, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang rubbed their own licked left cheeks on their own shoulders due to being tied up in annoyance and anger, and by now, Calves' jacket's zipper part is unzipped completely)
Johnny: (To Froggy, in annoyance and anger) Would you quit doin’ that to us?!
Tempest Shadow: (Indignantly) You wart-filled amphibian!
(Then Wes speaks up smugly again)
Wes: (Smugly, with his arms crossed) Now your weapons are hidden good somewhere else among us.
Olaf: (Smugly agreeing) Where you’ll definitely never find them.
Flip: (Smugly) Yep again.
(Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang exhaled sharply through their noses)
Fat Tony: Unbelievable.
Johnny: No matter what you do to us, we still ain’t talkin’.
Tempest Shadow: So don't bother forcing it out of us.
Wiggum: (Acting tough like the cop he is) Okay, we can do this all night if we’d like.
Johnny: (Annoyed) It doesn't matter when it'll last!
Louie Walters: (Agreeing in annoyance) Yeah, amateurs!
(Ignoring them, Wiggum then stepped back while he and Team Excalibur's group began their interrogation)
Fat Tony: (Suspiciously) And why do you, out of suspicious curiosity, want us to squeal about Myotismon’s group wanting us, per chance?
Tempest Shadow: (Suspiciously) What are you up to for that?
Marge: Because we believe you might know something else.
Mabel and Dipper: Like she said.
Regina: And we're gonna keep telling you, just hear us out.
Louie Walters: And what did you mean by “Hear us out?"
Optimus: All will be explained after the interrogation.
Legs: (Giving the cold shoulder to Team Excalibur's group with his head) Like Johnny said, we still ain’t sayin’ nothin’, no matter what you do to us.
Fat Tony: And if you ain’t tellin’ us what your “Hear us out” idea is, then you can just stuff it into your brains.
(Team Excalibur's group gave flat looks)
Bugs: (Indignantly) Well!
Vector: Listen, like Chief Wiggum said, we could do this all night until you do squeal.
Charmy: He has a point.
Espio: So, just talk.
Calves: They have the right to know.
Michael and Iago's groups except Calves: (Nods) That's right.
Fat Tony: (To Michael and Iago's groups) Stay out of this! (To Team Excalibur's group) We are not squealing ever!
Tempest Shadow: You cannot make us!
Fluttershy: Then what do you want us to do to make this work out?
Johnny: Why don’t you go and suck a lemon?
(A short pause, then Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson approached Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie Walters, and Johnny respectively with calm smug smiles, as if giving in, after putting their hands behind their backs and each accepting something that Vector secretly placed within their own hidden hands' palms)
Twilight Sparkle: You know what? Very well.
Bart: If you insist.
Knuckles: We were hoping you would give us answers.
Rainbow Dash: But we were wrong unfortunately.
Nelson: And we’ll probably let you go free.
(Then they calmly discarded their smug smiles and gave flat looks)
Bart: But us to suck a lemon?
Nelson: Talk about harsh.
Knuckles: Very harsh.
Twilight Sparkle: Yep.
Rainbow Dash: That definitely hurt us. And if what you, Johnny, said really hurt us…? WOULD THIS HURT?!
(On “WOULD THIS HURT?!”, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson immediately stuffed their own lemon wedges into Tempest Shadow, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie Walters, and Johnny’s own respective mouths roughly and used their own other hands to roughly grab their own hair to make it work. Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang groaned and gagged loudly a bit in pain from this kind of impact. Watching this with everyone in amazement and surprise, Team Excalibur's group turned to each other in amazement)
Louie Jr.: Wow, remind us to never tell you to suck a lemon.
Team Excalibur's group except Louie Jr.: Yeah.
(Even the non-speaking Pokemon and animals made their brief animal noises in agreement)
Pikachu: (Nods) Pika.
(Then Vector licked his finger where he held one of the lemon wedges a moment ago and his face flinched a bit)
Vector: Ooh! Definitely sour.
(As Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang continued to groan and gag loudly a bit, Nelson asked away savagely)
Nelson: Are you gonna talk now?!
Knuckles: If not, then you’re gonna suck these lemons all night!
Rainbow Dash and Bart: Definitely all night!
Twilight Sparkle: Your choice; You going to squeal and listen to us, or suck more of these lemons?
(Surprised while groaning and gagging a bit in pain, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang immediately realized Team Excalibur's group, especially Michael and Iago's groups, are not playing games here, and then they finally gave in)
Fat Tony: (Muffled) Mmmal-myte, mmmal-myte! (All right, all right!)
Legs, Louie, and Johnny: (Muffled) Mmwill-mwalk! (We'll talk!)
Tempest Shadow: (Muffled angrily) Mmop, mmop! (Stop, stop!)
(Hearing them say that, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson removed the lemon wedges from Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang’s own mouths and released their own hair)
Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson: You squealing now?
Fat Tony’s gang: (Panting and coughing a bit) Yes!
Tempest Shadow: (Panting a bit) Fine!
Johnny: (Groans a bit) Mio Dio,* those are sour!
*(”Mio Dio” means “My God” in Italian)
Louie Walters: The reason Myotismon’s group want our assistance is for one reason and one reason only!
Legs: It’s because they promised us vengeance against losing some dear ones to death!
Tempest Shadow: Along with my parents, as I mentioned before!
Fat Tony: And once that's done by getting Excalibur, we'd be rewarded!
Tempest Shadow: Along with Myotismon's group curing my electrical powers that I got from being scarred by Ganon!
Johnny: And upon us being freed, then arrivederci, Charlie to Myotismon's group!
(Shocked upon hearing this, Team Excalibur's group got determined)
Shadow: And again, why would you help them do that?!
Louie Walters: Nothin’ else!
(Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson showed the lemon wedges to Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang in a threatening way, making them answer some more)
Louie Walters: On second thought, there is somethin’ else!
Fat Tony: The reward we were promised by Myotismon’s group is all the riches and money in the world!
Legs: As well as a special surprise for us when we're freed!
Tempest Shadow: So, there!
Johnny: We said it!
Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang: You (Ya) happy?!
(A short pause, then Team Excalibur's group understood)
Heroes: Yes.
Megavolt: Happy as can be, macho men!
Liquidator: Now, onto our important “Hear us out” moment.
Michael and Iago's groups: Yep!
(Kairi and Sora’s groups approached Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang after Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson stepped back a bit, still holding the lemon wedges)
Kairi: We’ve read every single book about the mafia’s code of honor.
Sora: And the reason why we’re saying that is because we are going to make a deal instead.
Homer: (Agreeing) We’re gonna make an offer you can’t refuse, as Don Corleone would say.
(Realizing that this what the interrogation is what it’s about, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang got calmly nonchalant in a bitter way)
Fat Tony: (Nonchalantly) You forced us here for an interrogation?
Tempest Shadow: (Nonchalantly bitter) Just to then make a deal with us and give us an offer?
Johnny: (Nonchalantly) That’s it?
Louie Walters: (Nonchalantly) Why should we make a deal with you?
Legs: (Nonchalantly) Let alone accept your offer?
Sonic: Because we have a feeling ourselves.
Braeburn: From what you just told us, that Myotismon’s group and their army, along with Megatron and Starscream, are obviously, like we said about usin' you, lyin' to you about your “Special surprise.”
Marble Pie: And breaking Tempest's electric curse from her scar and her parents' death.
(Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang’s nonchalant angry looks slowly melted away into confusion upon hearing Sonic, Braeburn, and Marble Pie say those)
Fat Tony: (Confused) “Lying to us?”
Tempest Shadow: We're telling you...!
Louie Walters: (Suspiciously in confusion, cutting Tempest Shadow off) What do you mean?
Michael: Me, my group, and Iago's group also had a suspicious feeling we were being tricked by Myotismon’s group.
Regina: Along with Megatron and Starscream.
Meowth: Yet we never said a word of our suspicions.
Iago: Due to the fact that if we did, you wouldn’t believe us like the fools you are.
(After a brief staring contest, then Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang sighed grudgingly and gave in)
Tempest Shadow: Very well.
Fat Tony: Name your deal and offer.
(Then Team Excalibur's group proceeded to explain their deal and offer)
Male members of Team Excalibur's group: Okay.
Female members of Team Excalibur's group: Here’s our deal.
Tails: If you help us find and deliver Excalibur back to Camelot, and break Rinoa's female Midday form Lycanroc form curse....
Knuckles: With help from us, that is.
Pinkie Pie: Then we’ll give you this offer instead of Myotismon’s group.
Amy: Or as you called it, a special surprise.
Elsa: Which we believe is fake from Myotismon's group, like we said.
Wiggum: Our real reward will be some money to pay you a favor for your work for our favor.
Optimus: Which will also serve as your payment to be cleared of all criminal charges against Camelot and go free.
Genius: And until we might learn to trust each other....
Jack: You’re not getting your weapons back at all.
Liquidator: And do not think about being given them.
Tokkori: Because we don’t trust you completely.
Bushroot: So there.
(The animals and Pokemon nodded smugly. Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang were somewhat surprised)
Johnny: Smart guys.
Tempest Shadow: I'll say.
(After thinking it over, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang then proceeded to make the negotiation with the heroes)
Fat Tony: If we’re to be paid for our favor from your favor, we expect at least thirty gold coins.
(Team Excalibur's group pondered, then gave in casually)
Team Excalibur's group: Thirty gold coins, it is.
Wes: And if you do keep your end of our bargain and be paid....
Bugs: We expect thirty gold coins from you as well.
Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang: (Aghast) Also pay you thirty gold coins?!
Bugs: (Crossing his arms indignantly) Or do you want it to be raised to forty gold coins?
Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang: (Angrily at first) But...!
Camille, Rarity, and Marge: (Crossing their own arms sternly) Take it or leave it.
(Even Maggie gave an indignant stern nod in agreement. After tensing a bit, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang finally gave in grudgingly)
Fat Tony’s gang: (Whispering, bitterly to themselves) Maledici il nostro codice d’onore....* (To Team Excalibur's group, bitterly) Deal.
*(”Maledici il nostro codice d’onore...." means “Curse our code of honor….” in Italian)
Tempest Shadow: (Bitterly agreeing) Done.
(Silver then looked at Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang cautiously in an observing way with a stern look, checking if Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang are telling the truth, then surprisingly enough upon sensing them with his psychokinetic mind read, he smiled happily, and nods to Team Excalibur's group, indicating that Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang mean it)
Team Excalibur's group: Done.
(Then, while Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Bart, Knuckles, and Nelson discarded the lemon wedges, Ashitaka, San, North, Link, and Camille pulled their respective sword, wolf tooth knife, one of his swords, Master Sword, and dagger out and cuts Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang free from their own ice chairs, untying them. Once untied and freed, Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony’s gang rubbed their own freed wrists as they stood up and Elsa magically dispersed the ice chairs away and Ashitaka, San, North, Link, and Camille put their weapons away. Then Fat Tony speaks in a more calm obeying matter to Team Excalibur's group while he, his gang, and Tempest Shadow finished rubbing their own freed wrists)
Fat Tony: Okay, you want to get Excalibur and deliver it back to Camelot, then let’s go for it.
Tempest Shadow: (Agreeing) Along with breaking your wolf-bear's curse.
Legs, Louie Walters, and Johnny: (Agreeing) Yep.
(Then Fat Tony spoke up in a calm angry tone)
Fat Tony: (In calm anger) And if you are right about Myotismon’s group lying to us, then we can believe you!
Johnny: So, for now, we don’t believe you.
Tempest Shadow: (Coldly) Because we find that hard to believe that we're being used.
Team Excalibur's group: (Shrugs) Okay.
Nemo: (Shrugs with Icarus) Sure.
Tooth: (Shrugs) Fine by us.
Optimus: Now that it's settled, let's....
(But Bugs and Daffy interrupted him, much to his calm tranquil chagrin while Fat Tony unbuttoned his shirt's neck rim, revealing his gold chain necklace, and Calves rolled his jacket's sleeves up to cool themselves down a bit)
Bugs: Anything to make you five comfortable, we can....
Daffy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, long ears! "We?" What with this "We" between you and me?
Bugs: Because you're now involved in this as well.
Daffy: And that's because you dragged me into this!
Kairi: (To her group under her breath, making them nod in agreement) And I thought me and Mom's arguments were bad.
Bart: (Agreeing under his breath) I'll say.
Stegmutt: (Interrupting the two, trying to end their bickering) And earlier, you said you can't cast magic or fly?
(Hearing him ask that, Daffy answered while Bugs nods in agreement)
Daffy: Yeah, but you see, unlike most dragons and fairies, Bugs, here, can’t cast magic or fly. Sad, really.
Bugs: (Aghast) What?! Excuse me?! Mr. Grumpy Self-Denial, you mean we can’t cast magic or fly.
(As Bugs and Daffy argued some more, the serious members of Team Excalibur's group just shook their heads calmly in annoyance at this while some of the non-serious members, along with Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, just watched with bored looks, the rest just watched this, snickering a bit, seeing this kind of funny)
Daffy: Only because you’re holding me back! If I didn’t have you, I could do a lot of things!
(Then they started singing as a bubble appeared and splits into two contain Bugs and Daffy separately in each bubble as the camera pans up to a dinosaur skeleton. Daffy uses its ribcage as a xylophone)
Daffy: I’d be rocking with the dinos
(He grabs the skeleton, which becomes a rhino)
Daffy: Swinging with the rhinos
I’d redecorate my place in a minute
(It transforms into a pond-styled living room with a lava lamp, a chair, and a television with Bugs’ head inside. Daffy then turns the TV off)
Daffy: Daffy Duck
They would sing
That I would be the Duck Fairy King
(Bugs grabs hold of Daffy and holds him up high on Pride Rock, parodying the scene from "The Lion King," then drops him back to his chair where a dartboard with Bugs’ head is seen in front of it)
Daffy: I would love this world
Without you in it
(He throws the dart at Bugs’ head, transitioning the scene to a Lava Lamp]
Daffy: If I didn’t have you
Bugs: (Appearing in the lava lamp, aghast) If you didn’t have me?
(Daffy turned to the volcano pit that erupts a dish)
Daffy: If I didn’t have you
Bugs: Well, how about if I didn’t have you, huh?
(Bugs then shoves an orange from the dish into Daffy’s beaked mouth, and the camera zooms into the orange, transitioning it to another scene where it shows Bugs and Daffy trying to hog the spotlight, with Daffy's beak no longer having the orange in there)
Bugs and Daffy: Oh, what I could be
If there was only me
Oh, what I’d do
If I didn’t have you
(Kairi’s silhouette appears and interrupts the song briefly)
Kairi: Stop bickering and get your act together!
Bugs: Act?
(They collide together, transitioning to a spotlight scene where Bugs and Daffy are acting with Bugs dressed in a kimono from "The Mikado" and Daffy as "The Phantom of the Opera")
Bugs: Did someone say “Act?” I can act!
(Then he started singing)
Bugs: If only I had separate parts
(He bonks Daffy on the head with his fan, and the scene blows up, transitioning to Bugs, out of his costume, with a sculpture of Daffy, also out of his costume, in a Venus de Milo style. Bugs cracks the sculpture into bits with Daffy’s eyes popping out and blinking along with his beak)
Bugs: My career would be the arts
I’d be the star of Camelot
(He turns into a silhouette with a model of Camelot itself, then it turns into a ball)
Bugs: You’d be the half of the whole world forgot
(It then shows Bugs holding Daffy’s beak)
Bugs: If I didn’t have you
(He hurls Daffy's beak in the air)
Daffy: (Through his beak) I should be so lucky
(Daffy's beak then lands at its proper spot on Daffy's face, and Bugs zips Daffy's beak edges on the latter's face securely)
Bugs: If I didn’t have you
Daffy: Oh wait! You’d be dead!
(He grins briefly, then frowns angrily)
Bugs and Daffy: Oh, what I could be
If there was only me
Oh, what I’d do
If I didn’t have you
(Daffy pulls the projector screen down to reveal himself, wearing a hockey mask a'la Jason Vorhees and wielding a chainsaw at Bugs, who avoids it. The chainsaw slices the screen, transitioning to a log scene with Bugs, who is reading his book with a lamp at the side, and Daffy tied down about to be sliced in half by their stomachs by the side by a wood cutting blade)
Bugs and Daffy: Oh, what I’d do
If I didn’t have you
(It fades to a shot of a boulder rolling down on a curved slope with Daffy's head laid down on it, about to be flattened and still tied up with Bugs)
Daffy: Trapped! Ah! Trapped!
(The camera zooms into the boulder, as Bugs and Daffy appeared in view, in the same color as the boulder and no longer tied up)
Daffy: Stuck here with you since our childhood!
(He face-palms himself in the face)
Bugs: Oh dear, it’s learned to count.
(He pokes Daffy's in the eyes, and it all goes black. It transitions to a scene where Daffy is on trial)
Daffy: If you have gotten me a good lawyer, I would’ve split since we were kids!
Bugs: (As the judge) Now listen here, Doc! I didn’t come here to be insulted!
Daffy: Oh. Where do you usually go?
Bugs: (Morphing into Godzilla and breathing fire at Daffy) I’d be a fire-breathing lizard
Daffy: (The flame transitions to Bugs and Daffy as an inflatable) I’d be one high flying wizard
Bugs: You'd be nothing without me
You’d be extinct
You’d cease to be
(He drills on the cliff where Daffy is standing on, making him fall into the canyon in style of the Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner cartoon)
Daffy: I’m so tired of your nagging
Bugs: And I’m so tired of your bragging
Daffy: (Chuckles a bit) Without me, you’ll have no brains
Bugs and Daffy: With which to think
(Bugs sticks his glove-covered hand into Daffy's ears, in he has any, and then back out, leaving Daffy stunned. The camera zooms into Daffy's other ear. As they overlap sing, inside, Daffy runs up and flirts with Red Hot Riding Hood until she morphs into Bugs. Then he runs into the camera, transitioning to Bugs looking at the mirror, until the mirror image morphs into Daffy. Bugs grabs hold of him and makes him into a shape of an Easter Egg and bounces him off-screen)
Daffy: I’d be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I’d redecorate my place in a minute
Daffy Duck
They would sing
That I would be The Duck Fairy King
Bugs: (Overlapping with Daffy’s verse) If only had separate parts
My career would be the arts
I’d be the star of Camelot
Bugs and Daffy: I would love this world without you in it
(The Easter Egg bounces into a cave scenery, where it hatches into Baby Bugs)
Bugs and Daffy: If I didn’t have you
Chorus: (Voice-over) If I didn’t have you
(Then a regular egg rolled in and hatches into Baby Daffy. Baby Bugs then shoves the half of the Easter Eggshell onto Baby Daffy’s head, prompting him to fight)
Bugs and Daffy: If I didn’t have you
Chorus: (Voice-over) If I didn’t have you
(As Baby Bugs and Baby Daffy fight their way off-screen, three eggs and three carrots danced in, until a cane hooks them away)
Chorus: (Voice-over) Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Bugs and Daffy walk in from the side)
Bugs: This way, Let me lead.
(He tries to dance until Daffy lifts him up)
Chorus: (Voice-over) Yeah, yeah, yeah
Daffy: No, this way, twinkle toes!
(They fall into the camera, transforming themselves into Picasso-stylized stained glass window figures)
Bugs and Daffy: Life would be so sweet
If these were both my feet
Oh, what I’d do
If I didn’t have you
(Then we pull back from the camera and Bugs and Daffy popped out, dressed like Sonny Brow and Cher)
Bugs: (Imitating Sonny) I got you, babe
Bugs and Daffy: Oh what I’d do
If I didn’t have yooouuuuu
(Steam then comes up from the bottom of the screen, engulfing it and transitioning to a spotlighted stage scenery with Bugs and Daffy both dressed like Elvis Presley and with their backs turned)
Bugs and Daffy: (Imitating Elvis) Ohhhhhhhhh
Well, if I didn’t
(They turned around)
Bugs and Daffy: (Imitating Elvis) Oh If I didn’t….
Have yooouuuuu
(They jumped up and land in a thank you pose and in the voice impressions of Elvis)
Daffy: (Imitating Elvis) Thank you. Thank you, very much.
Bugs: (Imitating Elvis) Bugs has left the building.
Daffy: (Imitating Elvis) Hey, you’ve never sang this before, have ya?
(Bugs socks Daffy in the face, ending the song and cueing Bugs and Daffy back in reality, no longer dressed as Elvis. After the song ended, the kid members of Team Excalibur and even Launchpad and the Fearsome Four applauded a bit)
Nelson: (Sarcastically) Well, good show.
Fat Tony: (Calmly impatient) Can we resume now?
Tempest Shadow: (Calmly impatiently) Before me and Fat Tony's gang change our minds?
Optimus: (Nods) They have a point.
Bumblebee: (Agreeing) We need to hurry.
Milhouse: (To Fat Tony, Tempest Shadow, Optimus, and Bumblebee, nods) Yeah. (To everyone else) Shall we resume our journey?
Darkwing: (Flatly) Before anymore delays?
Team Excalibur’s group: Yeah! (Yes!)
Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang: (Shrugs nonchalantly) Very well.
(Then with that, they begin their trek through the cavern)
Coming up: After stopping the out-of-control tommy gun and laser guns' shooting, Myotismon's group, their army, and even Megatron and Starscream resume their pursuit after Team Excalibur while MLP Grubber returns to the wagon train heading for Camelot under their orders. And as the villains, under Starscream's suggestion, decide to have Megatron and Starscream find and team up with a certain monster in the very same cavern tunnel Team Excalibur's group and even Fat Tony's gang and Tempest Shadow are in, they prepare their pursuit and search for Excalibur even more. Meanwhile, Team Excalibur's group, Tempest Shadow, and Fat Tony's gang, while continuing their trek through the cavern, meet and encounter a certain group of friendly goblins and friendly animals who caught up with Tempest Shadow and Fat Tony's gang, who tried to sneak off to escape back to Myotismon's group, their army, Megatron, and Starscream upon secretly getting their weapons back thanks to Tempest Shadow, and then Team Excalibur's group decides to let that goblin and animal group, the former group being Amy's group's magic assistants working for Hazel, accompany them, Tempest Shadow, and Fat Tony's gang as well, dreaming of what they'll do "When [they're] heroes" after the goblin group explain some vital information on how they're involved in this adventure now.
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Category:Quest for Camelot/Brave Parodies
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