James R. Krik

James R. Krik is the evil clone of James R. Kirk. Born in the same year, 5 minutes after Kirk, Krik had an evil agenda, although, ironically, Kirk always beat him in his agendas, making Krik the second-best man. Although Krik eventually got around to performing his agendas, there was always an ironic twist.
==Krik's Agenda==
*Be born before Kirk
:Was born 5 minutes after Kirk.
*Crawl before Kirk
:Skipped crawling and started to walk.
*Look at my father's issue of Playorion before Kirk
:Looked at an issue of Playgirl.
*Get an A+ before Kirk
:Got an A+ in Fun class.
*Kiss a girl before Kirk
:Kissed the fat chick while she was asleep.
*Accidentally kiss a guy before Kirk
:Accidentally kissed a guy.
*Get high school honor roll before Kirk
:Got high school honor roll in workplace math.
*Make out with a girl before Kirk
:Made out with that fat chick again.
*Enter Starfleet before Kirk
:Got stuck in the Starfleet Engineering Corps.
*Command the Enterprise
:Commanded the Tug USS Enterprize.
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