Gay saves the universe

This is a joke fic from an “rp” that happened on canon. I’ll link the post in the comments 
Winter was out there in the blizzard, waiting for something gay to happen.
The snow is driving piling up in bunches
“Oh when shalt i find the rest i need?” He groaned aggressively walking toward something gay
“ALAS! THE FLAG OF PEACE!” He picked it up and the storm ceased to a stop.
The snow quit falling
Winter sighed dramatically “thou shalt always be gae” he recited
Then, suddenly, Qibli appeared! "I love you, Winter!" he said dramatically, jumping onto Winter in a hug.
The flag starts to flutter dramatically 
*Heroic superman music*
”Winter?! Get your tail in here and stop playing with your new gay flag!” A voice called from a cave. “Wint- oh. Nevermind keep cuddling with your boyfriend.”
Moon appeared 
Moon showed up randomly 
“Anyone wanna go to therapy with me and the whole school?”
Kinkajou went to Moon.” Yes!”
"YES." Winter and Qibli both shouted.
Turtle, in a shivering ball: Please.
Winter nodded. “Alas. Therapy. ALSO QIBLI IS NOT MY BOYFIREND— GET OFF ME SNAILS FOR BRAINS-“
Qibli boldly jumps on Moon, crushing her tiny mindreading bones. 
"Winter, you are my true love, for all eternity." 
Winter and Qibli both do the gay dance.
Moon dies and Kinkajou gasps
“I’m out” Moon slithers away.
Kinkajou shivers.Turtle cry’s and shivers
Turtle got up and walked to Qibli and Winter. “Gay is good, but gay poly is better.” He said joining their gay dancing.
Peace and gayness reins
Peril walks in, spreading her non-gay wings.
"Thou are all pronounced gay!" she yells, her flamescales smoking. "Everyone can be what they want to be, so I'm going to my true love, Cl- I mean, some dragon who isn't Clay. heh."
Clay walks in and just stares.
Kinkajou walks over to Moon. “Gay is good, but so is Lesbian.” 
The gayness rules the world
Peril joined Moon and Kinkajou. “Atlas, the shipping wars are over! Poly gay and lesbian all around!” She declared. “Wait- what about me?” She pondered 
A random dragonet sees and smiles. "So is pan and bi."
All at once, the dragons sing the LGBTQ+ Song, dance the gay dance, and Pyrrhia and Pantala are both protected forever by pure gayness.
The Breath Of Evil is burning, because the gayrays are incinerating all of the BOE.
It turns out the real cure to the breath of evil, the post powerful and dangerous entity in all of the wings of fire universe’s cure, was gae.
And Queen Wasp was deafened by the power of Gae
Every evil is destroyed and everyone comes out
There is no more r*cism, h*m*phobia, tr*nsphobia or s*xism!!!!! Everyone lives happily ever afterrrrrr!
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