The Super Mario Bros Movie: Luna's Terror/Transcript

The Super Mario Bros Movie: Luna's Terror
== Transcript ==
(We first then see the Disney, Warner Bros, Universal, Dreamworks, Illumination logos and they say they present "Super Mario Bros Movie: Luna's Terror)
(We fade to a time card that says 1944, we see a war)
* Narrator: Years ago, war and hate was being spread around the world. They were fighting to claim what is there's, and stand their ground. There is a plague that's causing all of this. This was caused by... (we see a pink humanoid were-cat smile at the camera, who is..) Luna!
* Luna: Meow.
* Narrator: This menace is causing war, and battlegrounds happen around the world, so she can find the Thanos's gauntlet to rule the Earth, and life as we know it will be over because of her. That's why these heroes Link, Kirby, Donald, Goofy, Aqua, Terra, Ventus Bayek, and Sora worked together to stop her.
(we see Sora, Donald, Goofy, Aqua, Terra, Ventus Link, Kirby, and Bayek, fighting Luna and using everything they've got. Bayek end up dying, and the soldiers ending up dying in the war)
* Sora: Link! I've got an idea! Let's use our magic together!
* Link: Why?
* Sora: Then we'll be able to defeat her, and make her weak and small. Trust me.
(Link and Sora worked together, and use all of their magic, and powers to turn Luna into a small kitty, and lock her in a containment suit with chains and locks tied around her)
* Kitty Luna: Meow! (hisses)
* Kirby: Now what we do?
* Link: We have to do what needs to be done. (pulls out his sword) Finish her.
* Sora: No. Heroe's don't kill.
* Aqua: A normal prison won't be able to hold her for long.
* Goofy: Well why can't we take her to the pound?
* Link: Because the pound is also not good enough, and the magic will expire. 
* Terra: I think I know. Let's launch her to space. She has a suit that is space proof, and can keep her safe for quite sometime.
* Narrator: As he explained why space would be a good prison, they agreed. (they send Luna in the suit to space) They sent to space, and she floats around, hoping that would keep her away from Earth for all eternity. That was 1944, and it is now 2024.
(The time card fades to 2024, and we fade to Gotham city, where Sonic and Tails are leaving after watching a movie in the movie theater that says "2023 replays" as well with other people)
* Tails: Man Sonic, that was the best movie ever!
* Sonic: I know, right? I like the part where Bowser sings "Peaches" song off-key! It was hilarious!
* Tails: Yeah. Man, Mario and the rest worked really hard to get that movie, and I hope it wins an Oscar instead of Elemental or Wish.
* Sonic. Me too.
[Sonic looks up in the sky and finds a falling object]
* Sonic: What do you suppose that is?
(The camera cuts to the falling object, Tails shrugs and then to the Gotham Science Lab)
* Timon: I'm bored, Pumbaa. B-O-R-D, bored. Why did we want to work at the Gotham City's science lab? Cause we wanted to see space aliens. And what have we seen in one hundred years? Huh? Nothing! Nothing, N-U-T-... Well, you know, nothing.
[camera cuts to Pumbaa wearing Spock ears looking at a satellite image of the falling object]
* Pumbaa: Timon?
* Timon: "Watch the screen," they said, "keep your eyes on the screen." So we watched the screen for one hundred years and what have we seen? Nothing!
* Pumbaa: Timon?
(The alarm goes off as a red-light flash.)
* Timon: And then there's the light. "If this light ever flashes, something from space is about to hit Gotham. Alert the US government immediately!
* Pumbaa: Timon! (starts to tremble)
* Timon: Like that'll ever happen, I'm telling you, Pumbaa, this is the most boring job on Earth. (Pumbaa silently gulps, then Timon stands next to him) Maybe we can get our old jobs back at the beaver dam. What?
(Looks at the satellite image and starts to tremble as well and he and Pumbaa look at the button to call the US government. We cut to Timon and Pumbaa with the top members of the United States military sit down at a table in a joint meeting, held by the Commander, commander of the U.S. Armed Forces)
* Commander: What's the status boys?
* Sergeant #1: There is no trouble in sight today. So I think we should be good.
* Sergeant #2: But Timon and Pumbaa called this meaning. Something about a light flashing about something I don't know what it means.
* Timon: It means that there is something from space about to hit Earth! We need to do something!
* Commander: Do not worry. We will send our army to see what this creature is.
* Pumbaa: But what if this creature is strong for us? We may never know what we'll be dealing with.
* Commander: Then we must bring all the armies, and everything we have to stop this alien monster.
* Sergeants: Sir, yes sir!
(The army have located the falling object in the woods, they go there, with tanks and the stuff they need)
* Sarge: It's coming, what do we do captain?!
* Commander: Hold your fire until it hits, in three, two, one....
(The object lands like an asteroid, everywhere is smoke and fog. The creature comes forward)
* Commander: Hold fire.
(The creature comes out of the fog revealing Luna in her kitty form)
* Kitty Luna: Meow!
* Commander: (laughs) Stand down boys. Give me a hand net.
(One of the sergeant gives him the hand net)
* Commander: Like catching a fish. (he traps Luna in the net) Easy. Now let's take this to the lab. We need to figure out where it come from and...
(Before he can finish the sentence, the full moon shines, turning Luna back into a humanoid werecat)
* Commander: What?! Men, fire!!
(the troops start firing, but Luna avoids them, and fights them all. She use their rocket launcher on them, blowing them up, and using their grenade to blow them up too. After defeating them all, she sees a light glowing from the distance. She follows it, and when she got there it was nothing. She then started digging on the ground she was standing and found the Thanos Gauntlet)
* Luna: Finally!
(she puts it on and feels the power)
* Luna: Time to start looking for villains. Humanity will be destroyed, and it's gonna take a mighty hero to defeat me.
(she evilly smile at the camera and we fade to black and the Mario Brothers Rap plays revealing the Super Mario Brothers Plumbing commercial like from 2023 movie)
* Mario and Luigi: We are the Mario Bros., the two super plumbers
We are the virtuosos of pipes and drain snakes
If your sink is clogged, you'd better contact us quickly
With Mario and Luigi, satisfaction guaranteed
Super Mario Bros.
* Mario: It's a me, Mario!
* Luigi: And a, Luigi!
* Mario: It is a the us after saving the a New York from that-a monster the Bowser. Now you can-a get-a picture of the Mario Brothers.
* Luigi: The-a price is-a low. So meet us today!
(The tv shows, Mario, Luigi, Peach and Toad watching)
* Mario: Yes sir, we're now heroes.
* Luigi: Beating Bowser, and that adventure was worth it.
* Toad: You sure right it is. We would've never save the mushroom kingdom. Now you two are getting fame, toys, and more stuff to become a mascot.
* Peach: Just one thing. Are the accents really needed? What if their two offensive.
* Luigi: What do you mean?
* Peach: What if people might find it offensive and rude?
(Giuseppe outta nowhere is in the scene)
* Giuseppe: I-a don't! It's-a beautiful! Yahoo!
* Mario: Well that makes one.
(the earth ground starts to shake, as Bowser in his clown car enters and is ready for battle)
* Bowser: Mario! You made my girl hate me, and it's time for you to pay!
(Mario and the team exit the castle and grab the mushrooms and stuff they need to fight Bowser)
* Toad: (sarcastic) Oh great. Him again.
* Mario: Bowser, I didn't make Peach hate you. She's been hating you from day 1. Besides, ever heard the saying "Other fish in the sea?" Why not find a chick who will actually love you?
* Bowser: Hmm, you know what, Mario? I haven’t been thinking about that. I’ve been finding every chick since High School! I tried asking girls out, but they have been mean and snooty to me and now I’m so lonely.
* Toad: But why, Peach? Why is Peach so perfect to you?
* Bowser: Because she looks beautiful in that dress. I mean, if I had Peach, I could finally get a chance to get a girlfriend. But now, I'm gonna be the lonely turtle for the rest of my life.
* Peach: I keep rejecting you over and over, like those girls did. Why keep coming back?
* Bowser: Because you're a princess, and it'll be beauty and the beast, but better. There will be death, sorrow, hardships, and beautiful sadness and darkness.
* Peach: That's not how beauty and the beast works, the beast turns good! How about you turn good, and maybe I'll think about!
* Bowser: Enough! Evil or not, you will love me just the way I am! Koopas, goombas, attack!
* Mario: BOWSER!! STOP!! (They all stop) I know just the thing to get "beauty and the beast" better. First off, you have to be good.
* Bowser: I tried being good! But nothing's working.
* Peach: Well, we'll help you.
* Bowser: Do I really want to be good? Nah! (blows out fire)
* Mario: That's it. Get the mushrooms.
(Peach and Toad give Mario and Luigi the mushrooms)
* Luigi: You ready bro?
* Mario: (nods) For action? Yep!
(Mario eats the mega mushroom making him big, and Luigi takes the gold flower to turn enemies into coins. They do their thing defeat of koopas and goombas, and all is left is Bowser.)
* Bowser: (sigh) I need a better army. Anyway, here comes the bombs!
(His clown car opens its mouth and launches bombs)
* Mario: Missed!
* Luigi: Mario! The box!
(Mario and Luigi punch the box, and got cat bells, turning into cats, and using their powers to avoid the bombs, and beat up Bowser, and destroyed his clown car causing it to crash land. Bowser lays their defeated, and Peach comes in with a blue mushroom)
* Bowser: Not again. Peaches please.
* Peach: Nope. Time to shrink. Again.
(Just as soon she's about to put the mushroom in his mouth, a portal behind him opens, and Bowser sucks right into the portal and it vanished)
* Peach: Where'd he go?
* Mario: He must have Kamek be having his back again.
(We see Bowser flying in the portal worm hole, and lands in Exegol with villains like Dr. Robotnik, Master Xehanort, King Magnifico, King Dedede, Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2) Slade, Doomsday (DC) Lord Shen, and Jafar)
* Bowser: Huh, where am I? Who the heck are you guys?
* Fairy Godmother: That's what I'm asking.
* Dr. Robotnik: Yeah, if this is a friends hang out, I'm not good with friends. Betrayed my last assistant for an emerald.
* Slade: Everyone. Shut up. I know what's happening.
* Lord Shen: You do?
* Slade: Yes. This is one of those meetings. Meetings where we get talked into something by someone.
* Jafar: But who?
* Lord Shen: I know just the person we'd like to meet (evil laugh)
(Luna enters)
* Luna: Me.
(Brief silence)
* Lord Shen: Who is this? I thought we were going to meet Thanos.
* Luna: You were wrong.
* Lord Shen: What are you doing here, anyway?
* Luna: I am Luna. I induct all of you to my Regime of Terror.
* Dr. Robotnik: Pass.
* Bowser: Even if we do join your Regime, what's in it for us?
* King Dedede: Yeah! What do we get?
* Luna: This in my hand is the gauntlet. With it, I can give you all here, anything you want. You have to do, is help my reign supreme of humanity and I'll let your hearts desire come true.
* Bowser: Really? (zooms into his mind, and we see he and Peach getting married with Peach finally loving him) Anything we want? Our hearts desire?!
* Luna: Yes.
(Lord Shen zooms in his mind and we see him taking control of China and putting all pandas to extinction)
* Lord Shen: Well, I'm in. If we help you succeed, will you help me take over China, and kill all the pandas?
* Luna: Deal official.
(We Dr. Robotnik with the chaos emerald, and turning everything to robots)
* Dr. Robotnik: I'm in!
(Fairy Godmother vision shows her being rich, wealthy and having everyone in her kingdom poor, broke and hungry as she has everything a queen wants)
* Fairy Godmother: Yes. Count me in!
(King Magnifico vision shows him trapping Asha, and his former wife in a mirror, and having the US government take away the people who had their wish granted to labs to be experimented on)
* King Magnifico: Deal done!
(Slade's vision show him standing over the Teen Titans's bodies)
* Slade: Very well.
(Dedede shows him defeating Kirby, Jafar ruling Agrabah, Xehanort having his heartless strike fear to the world, and join)
* Jafar: Well, Doomsday, you in?
* Doomsday: (roars)
* Luna: I suppose that's a yes.
* Doomsday: (growls/nods)
(We cut back to a ethereal space full of stars and nebulae, where heroes like Gandalf, Sora, Link, Terra, Aqua, Ventus, Donald, and Goofy looking through like window views of what's happening that Luna has returned)
* Gandalf: Luna is back. She is forming a regime.
* Link: I was afraid this would happen. We should've slayed her when we had the chance.
* Sora: We defeated her once, we can do it again.
* Gandalf: I hate to disagree with you, but we can't. She will gain more villains and more minions that will be too strong for us. She has the gauntlet that can destroy half of life is she snaps her fingers. We need more heroes.
* Donald: Where are we gonna find more heroes?
* Gandalf: Go to different dimensions, and get as many heroes as you can.
* Sora, Donald, and Goofy: Yes, sir!
* Terra: Gandalf, what if we don't prevail.
* Gandalf: Even if we don't, we will protect Earth from Luna, especially if it means die trying.
(We cut to Gotham City where Batman is chasing Joker in a Batmobile and Jokermobile chase)
* Alfred: Master Bruce, Are you getting close to chase Joker?
* Batman: I'm almost there to catch him.
(Jokermobile trunk shoots out chattering teeth and he makes a u turn)
* Joker: Try get pass that! (laugh)
(then makes a left turn)
* Batman: Good thing this car can jump.
(The Batmobile jumps over chattering teeth, due to Joker's frustration)
* Joker: Oh, come on! I thought I have him!
(The Batmobile uses it grappling hook to catch the Jokermobile, slowing him down, and Joker try to speed up)
* Joker: Let me go! Let! Me! Go!
* Batman: Poor choice of words.
(Batman lets the Jokermobile go, causing him to crash into a mail delivery truck)
* Joker: (groans) Ow. (the airbag hits his face) Doh!
* Batman: You're coming with me.
* Joker: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you, man of Bats!
(The police take Joker away, a portal opens behind Batman, he turns around and see's Sora)
* Sora: Batman. The Earth is in danger, we need your help. Your gadgets, skills, and everything you got can help us save the Earth.
* Batman: Excuse me? Who are you?
* Sora: I'm Sora, and I'm forming an alliance, to help save Earth. It's confusing, but I'll explain when we get to headquarters.
(Batman goes with him to the portal, and we cut to a western town, where we see Puss in Boots fighting off bandits)
* Puss in Boots: Is that all you got?!
(One of the bandits use their swords to hit Puss, but he used his sword to block)
* Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
(He fights and blocks them all, and throws his sword to a key hole to free a bull, and the bull angry takes them all out)
* Puss: Ha, ha!
(The portal opens behind him to reveal Terra)
* Terra: Hello. I am looking for heroes. Do you know any heroes?
* Puss: I am a hero! A fearless hero!
* Terra: Good, I need you to come with me.
* Puss: Where are you going?
* Terra: I will explain.
(We then cut to Agrabah, when Aladdin and Jasmine are coming back from their honeymoon, only for the portal to open to reveal Donald and Goofy)
* Aladdin: Donald!? Goofy!?
* Jasmine: It's good to see you two!
* Donald: It's good to see you guys too!
* Aladdin: What are you doing here?
* Goofy: We need your help. Every world, and the world itself will be in danger if we don't get enough heroes for our fight.
(Aladdin and Jasmine look at each other, and we cut to Sonic and Tails hanging out, and a portal opens behind them)
* Link: Heroes. We need your help. Please come with us.
(We cut back to Mario and his friends trying to figure out where did Bowser go)
* Toad: Okay, so Kamek could've used magic to portal Bowser and save him.
* Peach: Kamek learned teleportation, and never learn how to create portals.
* Luigi: So what's the plan to stop Bowser?
* Mario: Well we first have to figure out that magic, and where'd he go first to stop him.
* Toad: Mario is right.
* Luigi: Okay, well that portal, I don't think it's Kamek's magic. Remember in movies where that portal just come in and it's from those intern space villains?
* Peach: What?
* Mario: It's a thing in where we come from that we watch for entertainment. How about you visit New York so you can see for yourself?
* Peach: Leave my toads behind?
* Mario: No, like be gone for a while like you were when we were trying to get the Kong army to side with us to stop Bowser.
* Peach: Oh.
* Luigi: Anyway, that portal can appear at any place at any time. If it wants, it can appear right about....
(The portal opens with Aqua, and Terra coming out)
* Luigi: Now.
* Terra: Don't feel threaten. We come in peace.
* Mario: But what have you done with Bowser?
* Aqua: Nothing. Bowser is with our enemy, that we are at war with. We need your help.
* Toad: Our help?
* Mario: With what exactly?
* Aqua: With our war to make sure the end of the world doesn't happen.
* Terra: We are gathering all the heroes we can to help us, cause what we're dealing with is a regime. A regime that holds all the villains and their strong and powerful leader with the Thanos gauntlet. She can wipe out anyone, anything or everything out of existence by snapping her fingers.
* Peach: Oh no. What's our threats name?
* Terra: Our threat’s name is…Luna the Cat!
(They all looked at each other and burst out laughing)
* Aqua: Was there something I said?
* Luigi: C'mon! A kitty cat?! A kitty cat as a threat?
* Mario: What's she going to do? Puke hairballs at everyone?
(They laugh)
* Peach: Or use everything as her litter box?
* Aqua: Don't be fooled by it. She's the biggest endangerment to us all? We knew because we saved the world from her. She is capable of spreading war and world hate around, and caused uncountable amount of lives to die.
* Terra: She's even got the Thanos gauntlet! Your world is an danger if you don't help now!
* Mario: Oh. That does sound like a threat.
* Peach: But who's gonna watch my kingdom?
* Toad: How about the toad general? From what I heard, he did a great job on keeping you all safe.
* Peach: Good idea.
(Peach and Toad go tell the Toad General and came back when went in the portal)
* Mario: You comin, Luigi?
* Luigi: I don't know. I'm never a fan of war, and action. I think you may not need me for this one.
* Mario: We need you, Lu. We always need you.
(He gives Luigi his hand)
* Luigi: Really? (he grabs Mario's hand) You mean it?
* Mario: Of course.
(They both go in the portal and see all the heroes)
* Mario: Mama mia!
* Luigi: Look at all of these heroes!
* Toad: This is amazing!
* Mario: Batman?! Awesome!
* Batman: Hello there.
(Sonic notices him)
* Sonic: No way! You're Mario!
* Luigi: And you're Sonic! I've seen your movie's!
* Sonic: You kiddin me?! I have movies?! I've seen your movies!
* Pinky: All right, fanboys over here.
* Peach: Luna!
* Terra: No, no. This is Pinky. She's not Luna, but a good version of her.
* Pinky: Yeah, and ready to stop her before she's ready with her plan.
(We cut to Luna the Cat with the evil plans in the lair.)
* Luna: I'm ready with my plan!
(Villains cheer)
* Doomsday: (roars)
* Fairy Godmother: Any know what he said?
* Jafar: I think he said “What’s your evil plan?”
* Luna: Get the heroes attention, get Gandalf's staff, divide, conquer and finally put humanity under our power!
(They cheer)
* Jafar: So, when are we gonna start?
* Luna: First we need Xehanort to use his heartless to invade everyone's favorite place, New York.
* Xehanort: I don't know that sounds good.
* Luna: Come with me.
(Luna and Xehanort walk and talk)
* Xehanort: I only use my heartless for my personal gain, and for my own plans.
* Luna: Think of my plans. How many times you got denied and failed. I can help you win and succeed.
* Xehanort: True. I always Get defeated and lose.
* Luna: Spoiler alert, I'll let you be my king. Think of all the power we will have. We will dominate the Earth and have everyone will do as we say as we filled the world with darkness.
* Xehanort: Yes. I do like the sound of that. I will do it.
(He and Luna kiss)
* Luna: And soon the Earth will be ours!
* Xehanort: Yes. It will be.
(Xehanort and Luna share an evil laugh)
(We then cut to what looks like New York City, but then up in the sky, a giant cat-themed airship appears as multiple Tire Blade and NeoShadow Heartless drop down with parachutes into the city)
*Airship Voice: Dive minions, dive! Wreck and destroy everything in sight! 
(As soon as the Tire Blades and NeoShadows arrived at the ground, they all seperated into groups and began to blast buildings and go after the citizens as the airship shines lights on them to mark target for the Heartless)
* Citizen #!: Help! Get away!
* Baker: Get away, from me!
(cut back to the hero's headquarters)
* Mario: Wow. This place is certainly nice.
* Luigi: Yeah, it looks like where Twilight got her wings in My Little Pony.
* Peach: So, how long have you been in war with Luna?
* Sora: Longer before any of you were born.
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