SpongeBob, Angry Birds, and Rugrats Crossover!

==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Red Bird
*Black Bird
*Blue Bird
*White Bird
*Pigs (Debut)
*Queen Pig (Debut)
*Man in Shower (Debut)
*Sheldon J. Plankton
*Tommy Pickles (Debut)
*Chuckie Finster (Debut)
*Phil DeVille (Debut)
*Lil DeVille (Debut)
*Angelica Pickles (Debut)
*Dil Pickles (Debut)
*Kimi Finster (Debut)
*Didi Pickles (Debut)
*Stu Pickles (Debut)
*Charles Finster (Debut)
*Kira Finster (Debut)
*Howard DeVille (Debut)
*Betty DeVille (Debut)
*Drew Pickles (Debut)
*Charlotte Pickles (Debut)
==Transcript==
*Red Bird: (looking through a telescope) Okay, we have visual of the pigs. But how do we get our egg back?
*SpongeBob: Wait! I have a game on my phone that has you guys on it. It tells you how to get the egg back. It says you use a slingshot to shoot yourselves at the pigs and then when they are dead, take the eggs!
*Black Bird: He might be on to something. Let's make a slingshot!
*(theme song plays)
*Blue Bird: Okay, we're done. Let's shoot! (slingshot shoots)
*Pigs: Uh-Oh. (explosion)
*White Bird: We did it!
*SpongeBob: Thank Neptune that's over. (Queen Pig appears) Okay, it's not over.
*Queen Pig: You are right. And I am the most powerful. I cannot be vanquished.
*SpongeBob: I am on Level 78 on Angry Birds and I have killed hundreds of you.
*Queen Pig: Play Level 79.
*SpongeBob: (plays Level 79 and fails every time) Oh no. You are...UNBEATABLE!
*Queen Pig: Ha! I told you. I cannot be vanquished. But the only thing that could defeat me is a rotten egg. And where would you simpletons actually find one? Oh, that's right. Nowhere! Ha ha ha!
*Black Bird: We can find one. Right Sponge?
*SpongeBob: Right. (They look through forests, igloos, and even bathrooms)
*Man in Shower: Aaah! Don't look at me! Wait, I am talking to a sponge and birds. They can't talk.
*SpongeBob: Umm... Sir?
*Man: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*SpongeBob: He seems busy. (they continue looking until they find Plankton)
*Plankton: Ha! Now you will see what it is like to be small like me! (Plankton shrinks SpongeBob and the birds until they get lost in a rug)
*SpongeBob: Where are we? And how do we find that rotten egg?
*Voice: Hello? Anybody here?
*SpongeBob: Hey, I recognize that voice. It's...Tommy Pickles! (Tommy comes out from some of the rug sticks)
*Tommy: Yep.
*SpongeBob: Tommy Pickles! Chuckie Finster! Everyone! Wait, I thought you couldn't talk to adults.
*Lil: We mean 'dults over fourdy. Your 20-Sumpin'.
*SpongeBob: So when I'm 40, I won't understand you anymore?
*Lil: No. We'll be old enough for eveyone to hear us then!
*SpongeBob: How're we supposed to get out of here, guys? I need a rotten egg!
*Chuckie: What's a rodden egg?
*SpongeBob: Have you ever heard of eggs?
*Babies: Yep.
*SpongeBob: Well these ones are stinky and you can't eat them.
*Babies: Blech!
*SpongeBob: If I get the egg then I can defeat this pig that wants to kill me. So let's go find Plankton!
*Babies: Ya!
*Tommy: Wait, who's Plankton?
*SpongeBob: (Sigh, Bubble Transition)
*Stu: Where are the kids?
*Didi: How should I know? I was at the market the whole time!
*Howard: Phil?
*Betty: Lil?
*Chaz: Where did Chuckie go? It's bath time!
*Betty: It's all your fault, Stu!
*Stu: Hey I-
*Chaz: I need my Chuckie!
*Kira: And Kimi!
*Betty: I need Phil and Lil!
*Didi: Look what you started! (All yelling at once)
*Charlotte: Hi I'm here for-Angelica? (Finds Angelica in rug) How did you get so tiny, sweetie?
*Angelica: I was shrunk by a pea-kylops thingie and I need avege!
*Drew: Are the others down there?
*Angelica: Yep. And a sponge and a bucha birds!
*Drew: Let me see. Hey. You're right!
*SpongeBob: Help us! bring us to Bikini Bottom!
*Stu: We need to get to Bikini Atoll. I'll get a boat.
*Didi: I'm steering.
*Stu: Why? Cause I sent you to a deserted island last time?
*Didi: What do you think?
*Stu: Yes?
*Cut to Chum Bucket
*Plankton: (Getting a massage by Karen) Oh yes. Oh ya. Right the-
*SpongeBob: Plankton, please change us back! I entered a race and I won then I met these birds because I tripped over them and I rescued their egg and I shrunk thanks to you and I met these babies from a cartoon and please I just need to find a rotten egg!
*Plankton: Hmm...Fine. Karen, get the grow ray! (Zaps SpongeBob, the birds, and the babies with big suits so they can breathe)
*SpongeBob: Yay! (Bubble Transition) Hey Angry Birds! I found...The Rotten Egg!
*Red Bird: Let's bring it home!
*Later
*SpongeBob: Almost there.
*Queen Pig: Oh No! THE ROTTEN EGG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Blue Bird: I forgot! If the Queen Pig dies...(As his voice fades) We die with her!
*SpongeBob: NOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOooO!!!!!!!!!!
*A few days later...
*SpongeBob: I miss those birds. Whadda you think Bubble Buddy?
*Bubble Buddy: Well, I just came to town and the last time I saw you was 4 years ago when you took care of my son so, how should I know?
*SpongeBob: Good point. (A loud swirling sound is heard)
*King Pig: Hahahahahaahahaahahaahahaahaaaahahaahahahaaahahahaahahahhhahahahaahahaha!
*SpongeBob: Whathe-
*King Pig: It is I---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*SpongeBob: Why do you keep saying "hyphen, hyphen, hyphen"?
*King Pig: Oh man. King Pig!
*SpongeBob: Oh my Neptune! I'm on my own.
*Bubble Buddy: No you're not! I can go get Shiny and we can take this fat pig down!
*King P: I'm not fat! I just have a droopy face!
*Leh-tuo (That's kind of how the Narrator says "Later")
*Shiny: (looks at KP then gets out bubble weapons. They all pop. Gets out real weapons, then he pops. SpongeBob makes a new Shiny) Thanks. What weapon can I use to actually hurt this guy? (SpongeBob gives him sharp bubbles. King Pig is defeated after a long battle including swords, bubbles in eyes, and a tea party)
*SpongeBob: Phew. Glad that's over. What's next? A Phineas and Ferb crossover?
*Awfully Familiar Voice: You may be RIGHT!
*SpongeBob: Hei-hei-hei-hei-HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ!?!?!?! (Doof comes out of the shadows)
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