Ristar 4: Ristar 4 4 Ever 2 Stars Are 4 Ever

== Ristar 4: Ristar 4 4 Ever 2 Stars Are 4 Ever ==
Ristar 4: Ristar 4 4 Ever 2 Stars Are 4 Ever (R4R44E2SA4E (RARAAESSAAE Phonetically)) is the long awaited sequel to RARAAEI. It was also the first Ristar game of the new millennium. It's making was hinted at throughout the years, and whenever asked about it the director, R1574R, would deny it's making. However if you asked him any question about the game he would answer it despite the game apparently not existing.
== Plot ==
The game takes place in the real world just as was hinted at in the ending for RARAAEI. It shows R1574R's adventures in life.
=== Chapter 1: Ristar On the Jobs ===
The first chapter of the games story follows Ristar as he tries to find a job in modern life. He eventually scores a job as a cashier at Wendy's and eventually gets a promotion and becomes a manager.
=== Chapter 2: Ristar On the Woman ===
The second chapter of the story sees Ristar finding that special someone, Yistar.
=== Chapter 3: Ristar On the Money ===
In chapter 3 Ristar meets a man named Sir Rat Knos who lets him know a way to make some good money.
=== Chapter 4: Ristar On the Crystal Meth ===
In chapter 4 we see Ristar hooked up with some crystal meth by his new best friend, Rat Knos. Ristar promptly gets addicted.
=== Chapter 5: Ristar On the Gang Violence ===
Chapter 5 has Ristar caught up in a gang war between the Staten Stars (Ristar and Rat Knos' Gang), and the Brooklyn Toddlers (A gang filled with only orphans). It turns out Wendy's is a front for all the gangs of New York City. The war climaxes with the introduction of the Dave's Quadruple, a new item on the Wendy's menu and a "Very bold move Ristar, very bold move." -Preschooler Geoff, leader of the Toddlers.
=== Chaper 6: Ristar On the Communism ===
A member of the Staten Stars, Com Raddy Starr (Nickname "Red") introduces the gang to the idea of communism and the whole gang is like "yokay". The Staten Stars then change their name to the Staten Tsars and become a communist terrorist organisation.
=== Chapter 7: Ristar On the Downlow ===
In a surprise act, the Toddlers all become huge tattle-tails and tell on the Staten Tsars for their deeds. The U.S. Government then arrests all members of the Staten Tsars except Ristar as he is able to get away. Ristar then finds the Toddlers hideout in the sewers below a Wendy's and slashes all their heads and before stitching them back on says "Snitches get Stitches, baby."
=== Chapter 8: Ristar On the Law ===
After killing all of the Toddlers, Ristar is finally caught and arrested, all of his fellow gang members have been killed in prison (Except Com Raddy "Red" Starr and Sir Rat Knos who both somehow escaped.), and the FBI follows a trail that leads them to find out about all the gangs which causes the downfall of Wendy's. R1574R gets a death sentence and the game ends with him on death row, 3 months before his execution.
== Ending Cutscene ==
The game ends with a 24 hour cutscene (world record at the time) showcasing the entire day leading up to Ristar's arrest. Below is the script.
(Ristar wakes up in a toddler bed having just killed the Toddlers the previous day)
Ristar: oh man do i love killing orphans they totally deserved it to
Ristar: another day another dollar
(Ristar does some crystal meth)
Ristar: Oh yeah baby good stuff
(23 hours and 5 minutes of Ristar messing around in the Toddlers base)
FBI Man: im bisrting in!!
FBI AGENTS: R1574R otherwise known as Ristar, you are being arrested for crimes!!
Ristar: what i didnt do anything
FBI MAn: Okayts hold on lemme heck hour info
(FBI MAN checks the nifo)
FBI man: yeah looks like you did do something
Ristar: aw man i thought that would work
(R1574R is cuffed)
Ristar: this isn't the end of ristar ill piss my words if i have to
FBI Man: Yeah we'll see if that holds up in court
(Fade to black)
== Members of the Staten Stars ==
R1574R: You know who this is. Catchphrase "I'll have the cremp and the crystals."
Sir Rat Knos: Ristar's buddy who invites him to the gang after he becomes a manager at Wendy's. Catchphrase: "That sounds Flipping!"
Com Raddy "Red" Star: The communism obsessed leader of the Staten Stars. Catchphrase: "Comradical!"
Gaybi "Gabe" Averber: The most average guy you'll ever meet. Catchphrase: "It seems like a middle area."
Haniebal Gumi: The oldest member of the group, and Red's personal bodyguard. "That's beary nice."
Insanical "Spine" Com: The rookie of the group. Doesn't join until the name change. Catchphrase: "But CD is the best sonic game!"
== Post Game Content ==
After the credits of the game a cutscene showing R1574R getting the death sentence in court. Then you can walk around his cell but that's all there is to play.
== Trivia ==
* All of the game's events are 100% accurate to R1574R's life. We know this because everything he did was covered on the news as soon as it was found out that it happened.
* Before Ristar kills the toddlers, if you wait 10 minutes a ghost will appear that looks suspiciously similar to Dark Ristar that tells him "Do it you hetero!'
* On Ristar's cell wall is a drawing of Leukemia Larry
* After chapter 2, Yistar never appears in the game again. It is not known what happens to her in the game or in real life.
* After passing the point in the game where the Staten Stars change their name to the Staten Tsars, the "Stars Are 4 Ever" on the title screen changes to "Tsars Are 4 Ever"
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