Danganronpa's Next Top Model/Cycle One/The Girl That Can't Change Her Damn Look

bitch me too
== Episode ==
RITA ORA: why hello im rita ora and im hosting this season of danganronpa's next top mode--
MONOKUMA: nice try whora
A plane crashes on top of Rita Ora, killing her instantly.
MONOMI: gory
MONOKUMA: OK SO WHERES OUR NEW SISTER
MONOMI: here
TYRAKUMA: 
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MONOKUMA: oh god this is going to be fucking tragic
MONOMI: also our human clones are complete
MONOKUMA: wow u actually contributed to something in this world, u dumb little shit
MONOMI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH LOVELOVE
MONOKUMA: whatever lets see how long this fanfic lasts
MONOMI: I give it 42 more lines and then its cancelled
MONOKUMA: u dumb whore more like 6 more lines
MONOMI: why are we still here
MONOKUMA: does it look like ik?
TYRAKUMA: BE QUIET EVERYONE, TIME FOR THE INTRO
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TYRAKUMA: k now lets meet our judges
MAHIRU: Hi I'm Mahiru Koizumi and I'm the photographer
SAKURA: im sakura oogami and im the fitness trainer btich
HUMAN MONOMI: LOVELOVE I FORGOT WHAT I AM
HUMAN MONOKUMA: ffs u rat ur miss monomi the makeup artist and im mister monokumat he fashion stylist upupu
TYRAKUMA: ew what a mess
TYRAKUMA: anyways lets introduce our contestants by flashing otherwise this fanfic will be over faster than u can say "so we sent her home"
Tyrakuma plays a video on her 4K TV with each contestant introducing each other.
JUNKO: My name is Junko Enoshima and I don't care who I'm going to have to impale here, I'm going to be Danganronpa's Next Top Model
AIKO: PIKAPIKA SLUT, I'm Aiko and I wanna win this pleaseeeeeee
MIU: FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER BASICS BC IM OBVI THE BEST AND I WILL WIN THIS CYCLE BYE
CELESTIA: either i win or my cat will scratch ur body until he cuts all of ur flash. HEHEHEHE
KAEDE: my name is K A Y A Y D A--
NAGITO: why hello there, im nagito and certainly bc im a local trash can, i wont win this cycle... ILL BE A WARRIOR TO HOPE BC THE GREATEST HOPE CAN SHRED THE GREATEST DESP--
HIYOKO: STEPPING AND SQUISHING THESE HOES, THATS MY STRATEGY TO WIN DANGANRONPA'S NEXT TOP MDOEL
KOTOKO: I AM FUCKIGN HOT AS FUCK OK IM GONNA WIN
KERRY: kukuku get ready sluts ur witnessing for the first time the winner of cycle one of danganronpa's next top model
RANTARO: hi im rantaro and i love adventures heheheehHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH
ANGIE: my name is angie yonaga and NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GUESS WHOS WINNING THIS CYCLE ME!
SONIA: why is everyone here... jackie chan...? anwyays im charming so i WILL DEF WIN THIS CYCLE
The video ends.
MAHIRU: wooooooooooooow this is going to be shit
MISTER MONOKUMA: literally
TYRAKUMA: well i hear all the girls have entered the house
at the house idk how this goes
KOTOKO: oh my goooooood this place looks so good, look at all the amazing furniture
SONIA IC: idk what the fuck just came out of her mouth the furniture looks like shit
CELES: ive seen better
KERRY: they have forks here wow kukukukukukukukuku
ANGIE: yes forks are kamisamas gift to serial killers, praise the atua
KERRY: ik my brother would love them
ANGIE: ur brother is a serial killer???
KERRY: yeah but hes hot
ANGIE: INCEST IS A FUCKING SIN U LITTLE SHIT
JUNKO: ogm drama alreayd im horny for this
KERRY: well how would u know if ur not educated
ANGIE: ??? so im uneducated???????
KERRY: um with that accent of ur--
ANGIE: WELL UR IGNORANT AND UR R00D
KERRY IC: angie... im above her, shes below me... ill be damned if i let someone like angie beat me at the challenge
ANGIE IC: its very rude people telling me ur educated just bc i dont speak incest that i didnt go to school
KAEDE IC: Angie and Kerry were fighting already, and I was like "we havent even done a challenge yet but people are already fighting" and I feel like that brings soo much negativity