Oobla Senchter Hakkt

Oobla Senchter Hakkt ("Three Millennia of Conflict") was the strife between the Specks of Rilonate and the Specks of Rod when the former were disgusted by the spitting of the latter. The conflict was actually whining, taunting, heated sneering, upheavals, and so on, and lasted 2.5 millennia.
On the 27th day of the 8th month of the 11th year of the 1st century of the 2nd millennium of the conflict, a mysterious giant was found asleep in Screnchy Park by the Rilonates. The Specks could not communicate with him, but fed him so that he would not eat them. Eventually when assured that he was of no danger to them, they decided to send him to walk to the Specks of Rod and squash them under his feet. They sent him there by throwing food to him. The King of Rilonate celebrated this event with his most famous speech.
When the giant arrived to the kingdom of Rod, the Specks thought that the food under his feet were smashed Specks of Rilonate and celebrated. The King of Rod narrated his most famous speech to thank the giant. And each was oblivious of the other's existence until a spy of the Rilonate saw that the Specks of Rod were alive.
A delegation was sent to the Kingdom of Rod and there was much shock and agitation. Tensions rose again and each side blamed the other for making their King's most famous speech a lie. Delegations sent messages that there could never be peace between the two kingdoms and as they left the meeting, they all thumbed their noses at each other.
King Rilonate grew tired of the bickering and asked for a secret meeting with King Rod at the center of Ogdilla on the 2nd day of the 34th month of the 89th year of the 3rd millennium. The kings reasoned for two weeks with fair proposals but there was no result. Ogdilla himself had grown so tired of the angst on his back that he spread all Specks to each half of his back and in a violent quake, he split into two beings which floated independently from each other.
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