Monika vs Yandere-Chan

centre|thumb|480x480pxMonika vs Yandere-Chan, also known as DDLC vs. Yandere Simulator is the 35th episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features main antagonist of Doki Doki Literature Club, Monika against the main character of Yandere Simulator, Yandere-Chan. It was released on September 28th, 2019.
== Cast ==
Michaela Laws as Yandere-Chan
Emi Jones as Monika
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Yandere-Chan is in grey and Monika is in pink)
=== Yandere-Chan ===
Piss me off, I bust quick! Now you got the tough chick 
'Gainst the girl that broke her world until it couldn't function! 
That's what I call lovesick, all that for a crush kid? 
On a guy from real life, I sigh like how dare she damn? 
Now I see why your team wouldn't let you near they man! 
You delete 'em and then steal him out their very hands! 
Try that with senpai and you will get a grade-A stab! 
Your final poem's bein' owned by Yandere-Chan! 
And if you want a happy life, I'll educate in my foundation, Sharpen up, I got a knife! 
That's gonna end an AI life, so I can set the precedent! 
Coding cannot stop me from assassinating presidents! 
A favor for your players, I'll eliminated you fast! 
No need to dump your file when your body's in the trash! 
There cannot be a witness for when I just slaughter ya! 
I'm killin' all you glitches, no it's not Just Monika!
=== Monika ===
Don't mind if I chime in 'cause it appears that you're done. 
Thanks for showing your cute poem to my literature club. 
It must be your first time from those rhymes that you wrote, 
But as a president, I'll help a bit, so here's a few notes. 
Your content is a flop 'cause you're stuck on the genre. 
Flowing for the hell of it instead of throwing shots off. 
I'm completed, selling hits my masterpiece is top notch. 
You're still in development, forever getting cock blocked! 
Here's how we're similar, we've got a common system. 
Weren't noticed by our lovers so we scrapped the competition, 
But now here is where we're different, 'cause I made him just mine. 
You killed all of the women and still couldn't say hi. 
I'm in control, I'd amplify your personality. 
I'm in your code, but you're already crazy as can be. 
I won't kill you, I will make it so you never exist, 
But your game is still unfinished, so I guess you never did.
=== Yandere-Chan ===
(Hah!) I feel nothing, you think that those rhymes would hurt me, please! 
I've seen deeper cuts when I just rolled up Yuri's sleeves! 
I'm shy around my guy but Monika is even weaker! 
She confessed to her love, all he did was delete her!
=== Monika ===
We both have our flaws, but at least I've learned my ways. 
It's near seven years and you still live in vain. 
There won't be no happiness so I guess I'm done with ya. 
So I'm ending this with everlasting love, Monika.
== Trivia ==
* This is the first woman vs woman battle.
* This is the third fourth battle in general to include cursing.
* This battle marks Yandere-Chan's second appearance in the series.
* This is the thirteenth battle to be animated.
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Category:Emi Jones
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Monika vs Yandere-Chan, also known as DDLC vs. Yandere Simulator is the 24th episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features main antagonist of Doki Doki Literature Club, Monika against the main character of Yandere Simulator, Yandere-Chan. It was released on September 28th, 2019.
== Cast ==
Michaela Laws as Yandere-Chan
Emi Jones as Monika
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Yandere-Chan is in grey while Monika is in pink.)
=== Yandere-Chan ===
Piss me off, I bust quick! Now you got the tough chick 
'Gainst the girl that broke her world until it couldn't function! 
That's what I call lovesick, all that for a crush kid? 
On a guy from real life, I sigh like how dare she damn? 
Now I see why your team wouldn't let you near they man! 
You delete 'em and then steal him out their very hands! 
Try that with senpai and you will get a grade-A stab! 
Your final poem's bein' owned by Yandere-Chan! 
And if you want a happy life, I'll educate in my foundation, Sharpen up, I got a knife! 
That's gonna end an AI life, so I can set the precedent! 
Coding cannot stop me from assassinating presidents! 
A favor for your players, I'll eliminated you fast! 
No need to dump your file when your body's in the trash! 
There cannot be a witness for when I just slaughter ya! 
I'm killin' all you glitches, no it's not Just Monika!
=== Monika ===
Don't mind if I chime in 'cause it appears that you're done. 
Thanks for showing your cute poem to my literature club. 
It must be your first time from those rhymes that you wrote, 
But as a president, I'll help a bit, so here's a few notes. 
Your content is a flop 'cause you're stuck on the genre. 
Flowing for the hell of it instead of throwing shots off. 
I'm completed, selling hits my masterpiece is top notch. 
You're still in development, forever getting cock blocked! 
Here's how we're similar, we've got a common system. 
Weren't noticed by our lovers so we scrapped the competition, 
But now here is where we're different, 'cause I made him just mine. 
You killed all of the women and still couldn't say hi. 
I'm in control, I'd amplify your personality. 
I'm in your code, but you're already crazy as can be. 
I won't kill you, I will make it so you never exist, 
But your game is still unfinished, so I guess you never did.
=== Yandere-Chan ===
(Hah!) I feel nothing, you think that those rhymes would hurt me, please! 
I've seen deeper cuts when I just rolled up Yuri's sleeves! 
I'm shy around my guy but Monika is even weaker! 
She confessed to her love, all he did was delete her!
=== Monika ===
We both have our flaws, but at least I've learned my ways. 
It's near seven years and you still live in vain. 
There won't be no happiness so I guess I'm done with ya. 
So I'm ending this with everlasting love, Monika.
== Trivia ==
* This is the first woman vs woman battle.
* This is the third fourth battle in general to include cursing.
* This battle marks Yandere-Chan's second appearance in the series.
* This is the thirteenth battle to be animated.
Category:Monika vs Yandere-Chan
Category:Michaela Laws
Category:Emi Jones
Category:Video Game Rap Battles
Category:Cam Greely
Category:Rap Battles