Anus Trek: Hidden Frontier

Anus Trek: Hidden Frontal Nudity is the second gayest fan film ever made, the first being Anus Trek: Oddysey. The third I guess was Star Trek: Poo Voyages. You see, Hidden Frontier literally started the trend of gay Star Trek fan films and then for a while there was a little competition to see which one could be the "gayest". Poo Voyages, got pretty darn gay there for a while. It straightened up though, so that is why it is third place. But damn. It was so very gay.
This show was made by a bunch of fairies, hardcore computer dweebs, hardcore computer dweebs who are also fairies, and one Sasquatch who played a speaking Wookiee named Proctologist Hecklar. It's no surprise it was made in L.A.
It sucks. They suck. I mean. Nevermind. It has lesbians in it too, but they are boring, nasty, old, morbidly obese, unattractive, and they hate men, unless they are gay men, then they are all chummy chummy. Importantly though, they aren't attractive and they don't make out with each other. 
Some losers think Helby is cute, but she is not cute. She is a bitch. And she hates men. And possibly women too. And children. And the elderly. But she's going to make Admiral someday dammit and that is all that bitch cares about. And she will step on, belittle, bully, thrash and trash anyone to get to the top, stay on top, and be the biggest she-bitch ever. 
Commoner Nap was kind of okay, but he was boring, sleepy, and he let his daughter push him around, mouth off, ask too many questions, and generally not respect him. If memory serves (I don't really care), he ended up getting his ass kicked out of Fartfleet and had to run off and live with his daughter and her boyfriend on the planet that he told her not to go to, but she went to anyway. Wow dude. Pathetic.