CBeebies

CBeebies is a virus that Dipsy, the green Teletubby gives to unsuspecting kids that watch Teletubbies by injecting a needle with the CBeebies virus which (Even Nobody (a.k.a. "that guy") and the Undefeatables don't even know yet) is confirmed to be Tubby Custard and the Teletubby Land Acid Lake's Giygas' Kolk with high caffeine soda. It's also a TV channel that gives people the virus. Even the darn adults who are sick get visited by Dipsy in disguise causing them to get CBeebies and for them to combust just like the kids. The reason why the things that get shot with CBeebies explode isn't confirmed. Even Humbah, the creator of CBeebies doesn't know! The survivors, like the guy who wants entertaining and explaining pictures at the top of some pages, has CBeebies.
It was once an evil channel, but then Madison M. took it over (after killing both Dipsy and Humbah) and replaced all the bad shows like Baby Jake and In the Night Garden... with good ones like...The Lingo Show! Unfortunately, Dipsy and Humbah respawned in 2015 and created the Teletubbies reboot. The Lingo Show also got cancelled, thus turning CBeebies evil again.
She also found a cure for the CBeebies virus, but mysteriously vanished before she was able to cure all the losers who got the virus.
==Symptoms==
Many guys catch this disease like Paris Hilton, Margaret, You, Chuck Norris and others. It causes severe farting problems, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, unatural demonic screaming and extreme craziness and heebie-jeebies (hence why it's called CBeebies). The only man who has CBeebies is Fred Durst.
==Good things about CBeebies==
The best thing about CBeebies is The Lingo Show, an amazing TV show that was, sadly, ripped off with Language Littles. The Octonauts is also a good show and so is Pablo. Also Lu & the Bally Bunch is pretty neat.
== Bad things about CBeebies ==
A show about a bilby named "Boj" (the show goes by the same name) is copying South Park, and I am so grossly offended by this that I'm gonna ██████ █████ ███ ████ ███ ████ ████!
== List of CBeebies shows ==
* The Lingo Show (good show, sadly dead)
* Boj
* Teletubbies and its reboot
* Tweenies and its reboot (second most popular show on the channel, and just as bad and EVIL as Teletubbies)
* Go Jetters
*Bob the Builder
* Alphablocks (quit to become their own team of terrorists)
* In the Night Garden
* Baby Jake (DANGEROUS)
* Kerwhizz
* Gaiside (it was originally named Wayside and it used to be on TeleToon and Nickelodeon)
* Octonauts (good show, but unfortunately it's on Didney Jewnyur in the United States of UnAmerica, which is somehow WORSE than CBeebies.)
* Numberjacks (dead)
*Fireman Sam(banned in some countries due to religious controversies)
* Hey Duggee (third most popular show on the channel)
* Sarah & Duck
* Waybuloo
* Topsy & Tim (okay show)
* The Adventures of Abney & Teal (good show)
* Fimbles
* Mister Maker (minion of the Tweenies)
* Postman Pat (dead)
* The Numtums (good show)
*Messy goes to Okido (Killed by Big)
* The Numtums Reboot (not good show)
* ZingZillas(DANGEROUS)
* Pablo (Good Show)
* Pocoyo (also a good show because he kills people)
* The Fresh Beat Band
* The Super Duper Lythronax Show! (split apart, similar to Alphablocks)
* Numberblocks (literally Alphablocks but numbers)
* Big and Small (got taken off the air due to sequences of the Dig-Its' propaganda being present in it)
*Bobinogs
* Lu & the Bally Bunch (good show)
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