Lanfako

Lanfako is a roasting place at the core of Volcanus. It was discovered in 1902 when Jochi Kaladu, a Sinco man dug a hole near Taicha. The area where he dug it was at a very rare weak spot, so all of the land underneath fell right down to the core of Volcanus. Luckily, he ran away as fast as possible. The hole was covered up, but is temporarily opened up whenever someone who has committed an extreme crime is sent down. The hole is around 2,000 miles deep. Since no one has left Lanfako alive, it is unknown what it actually looks like; the most common theory is that it is simply lava, while others speculate there is civilisation there.
In The Bees from Lanfako, a notorious incident occurred in Lanfako, which involved the police sending a member of the Sinco Terrorist Association and a beehive into the hole so he would get stung on the way down. However, the bees fed on Claymorium, a metal found deep in Volcanus, which caused them to clone and become unusually dangerous and aggressive. Due to the police forgetting to close the hole, the bees swarmed Volcanus and, as their stings were poisonous enough to be fatal within 12 hours, 2,500 people were killed in Pedia alone. The bees were quickly exterminated, mostly with the use of surströmming. It was later shown on the news that the bees made due to claymorium had a short life span anyway, though surströmming helped kill them off quicker before even more damage was done.
In the episode A Dangerous Girl's Return, Hala Paioku was dropped down the hole to Lanfako by the Sinco police for killing a pensioner, threatening and beating up Harry Smith, robbing a Tescow supermarket and killing 53 people in Taicha with a flamethrower she stole from a delinquent.
Harry Smith threatens to send annoying people to Lanfako if they do not shut up; Mae MacDonald often replies "Hah, how are you going to get permission to open up the hole and send me there? You won't!", while Anthony Amsden replies "U WOT M8? I'LL BREAK YA BLOODY LEGS!". 
==Etymology==
The name is derived from the Sinco lan fako, meaning "heat world".
==Trivia==
*The concept is based on hell. 
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