Opening/Robbing Merlock, Splatter Phoenix, and Dijon

(We open on a beautiful night in Agrabah. Then we see Vector, Vanilla, Toby, Cream, and Cheese playing catch with a frisbee in the palace gardens, having fun)
Aladdin Parodies Studios present....
(Then after Cream threw the frisbee, a new figure caught it. They noticed and smiled. It was a male Meowth kitten)
Cream: Good catch!
Male Meowth kitten: Thank you.
(Toby then turned to Vector and Vanilla)
Toby: Hey, Mom, Dad? Could you tell me, Cream, and Cheese the story of how our friend here (Gestures to the male Meowth kitten) came to exist?
(Vanilla giggled)
Vanilla: Toby, you, Cream, and Cheese heard this story before.
Toby: Once again won't hurt.
Cream: (Looking at us readers) And besides, they need to know, too, Mama.
(Even the male Meowth kitten agreed)
Male Meowth kitten: Cream has a point.
(Giving in with smiles, Vanilla and Vector nods)
Vector: How can I refuse a story-telling?
(Then he begins)
Vector: It all began one week after Vanitas' group was defeated and your ma and I went on our honeymoon and magically had you two kids and Cheese....
(Then we pan and zoom into a torch)
Sonicladdin: The Return of Vanitas
(Then we crossfade into a desert at night as we hear Vector singing. At the same time, a gang of thieves on horses raced across the desert, lead by a female figure, who is carrying a big bag containing something big)
Vector: (Voice-over) Follow me to a place
Where incredible feats
Are routine every hour or so
Where enchantment runs rampant
Gets wild in the streets
Open sesame, here we go
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
(The thieves are heading for what appears to be a mountain. But as we get closer, we see an opening which they and their horses charged into. They race down a path to what appears to be a place for treasure)
Vector: (Voice-over) Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
C'mon down stop on by
Hop a dragon and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian night
(As soon as the thieves arrived, they slowed down and stopped. They got off carrying sacks and chests of the treasures they swiped while two of the riders hold a bunch of it in their hands)
Thief 1: We did a good job tonight.
Thief 2: Oh, yes. We must have stolen so much, we may unable to be to steal anymore.
(The female figure climbed off her horse, wearing a black cloak. She is a female anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, long black hip-length hair, and wearing black fingerless gloves, green dangly earrings, if she has ears, a black medium-sleeved blouse with puffy shoulder sleeves, a purple sleeveless halter dress with a yellow sash around her waist, black thigh-length leggings, and black cuffed boots, and sometimes carried a paintbrush with black paint. She is Splatter Phoenix, the leader of the thieves. After she removed her cloak, she smirks evilly in agreement)
Splatter Phoenix: Well, obviously. And not to mention recapturing my fountain of youth.
(She placed the bag down and pulled someone out, gagged and her paw-like hands tied behind her back. She is a female Dark-type scratching cat Pokemon who looks exactly like her male counterpart, but she has steel blue fur, lavender tips on the toes and curly tail, two whiskers on the forehead, two whiskers on each side of the cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored lavender, and has a oval-shaped gold coin on the forehead. After Splatter Phoenix removed the gag, the female scratching cat Pokemon spoke angrily)
Female scratching cat Pokemon: Who do you think you are, taking me back here?! I don't want to be your fountain of youth anymore, Splatter Phoenix!
(As they talk, neither of them sees a pair of arms reaching out and swiping some of the treasure)
Splatter Phoenix: (Sarcastically) Well, I'm shocked and hurt from you saying that. (Seriously) But you don't have a choice, Meowzie. You have special powers, you have healing powers, and for the record, I own you.
(The female scratching cat Pokemon, now revealed to be Meowzie, glared angrily)
Thief 3: (Glaring) Of course, we wouldn't be able to steal and find her in the first place if it weren't for our two other "Fearless" leaders besides Splatter Phoenix.
(Nearby is someone trying to get something out of a vase. He is a tall, old, fat, humanoid wolf with tan fur, a black nose, a long, bluish gray beard, beady black eyes, blackish gray mustache, and wearing a dark blue long-sleeved robe trimmed with yellow, light blue, and purple, plus a hood that covered his head, an orange slash around the waist, a dark blue cape with dark red inside with its collar that sticks up like Dracula's cape and brown shoes, a strange looking green jewel with a gold rim, and a brown ribbon around his neck. He is Merlock, their main leader. Near him trying to help is a humanoid dog with light brown fur, a black nose, and wearing a light yellow turban, a white long-sleeved, loose shirt, a mint green vest, a light gray calf-length Arabian pants, mint green stockings, light gray shoes, and a red sash around his waist. He is Dijon, Merlock and Splatter Phoenix's partner and the third leader)
Dijon: Let me help you get your hand out of there, Merlock.
(Splatter Phoenix, after looking at Merlock and Dijon's incompetence in a calm awkward way, then glared daggers at the thieves)
Splatter Phoenix: Fearless or not, we're the leaders. And you have to do what we say!
(She then helps Dijon get Merlock's left hand, out of the vase. It came loose causing the vase to fall over and smashed in the progress. The thieves glared at the three of them)
Splatter Phoenix: I hope you're happy, Dijon. You and Merlock just broke a vase!
Dijon: We didn't mean to, Splatter Phoenix.
Merlock: He has a point. We got plenty of vases.
(The three walked over to a chest and opened it. They smiled greedily at all the gold while Hunter J just gave a calm evil smirk)
Merlock: Isn't this incredible, our band of desert rats?
Dijon: This is much better than robbing those losers blindly.
(With a chuckle, he takes a crystal rose and puts it in his vest pocket to make himself look better)
Merlock: Why are you getting the crystal rose?
Dijon: Because it is a bonus for being one of the beloved leaders, of course.
(He then points his index finger at the chest of gold and sack of jewels, laughing greedily)
Dijon: And that.... And that are part of it!
Merlock: (To the thieves, sneeringly) So there you go. More for us.
Thief 1: (Angrily) And what is our reward, bosses?
(With a smile, Splatter Phoenix tossed at the thieves a very small sack. The thieves looked at it dumbstruck as Splatter Phoenix walks off with Merlock and Dijon)
Splatter Phoenix: There is your reward.
Merlock and Dijon: Enjoy it well.
(The thieves looked furious. They are about to attack the three when Splatter Phoenix gasped)
Splatter Phoenix: Wait a minute! Where's Meowzie?!
(Sure enough, they noticed Meowzie is gone from where she sat originally, and the ropes that once tied her paw-like hands behind her back is cut, indicating that someone must've freed her, or she must've freed herself)
Dijon: She's gone!
Merlock: You think?!
(Suddenly, one of the chests begins to be lifted off the ground and float away)
Thief 2: Guys, the chest! She's moving away!
Thief 3: (Gulps) It is not natural!
Dijon: GHOSTS!!
(Merlock and Splatter Phoenix noticed something and reached for the chest. They pulled off what appeared to be an invisible cloak. It is revealed that it is an invisibility cloak hiding someone who is trying to make off with the chest. It is a familiar fairy creature. It is Chip. He sensed something's wrong and turned to see that he's been discovered. He smiled nervously)
Chip: Oh hey. Alright if I join the party?
Merlock: (Taking his sword out) How dare you try to steal from me, Dijon, and Splatter Phoenix?!
Boy's voice: Hey, don't even think about it, Merlocky!
(Merlock, Dijon, Splatter Phoenix, and their men looked confused. Suddenly three figures came jumping in stomping on the thieves' heads while wielding Keyblades. They jumped and landed in front of the three leaders. Chip smiled as he noticed them and ran up to them. The figures are none other than Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, and Knuckles the Echidna. Merlock and Splatter Phoenix frowned angrily and Dijon got concerned as they speak to them)
Merlock: And who are you boys?
Sonic: Well, I am Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Tails: My name's Miles Prower. But you, like my friends, can call me Tails.
Knuckles: And I'm Knuckles the Echidna.
(The villains noticed Meowzie, already untied, right next to Sonic)
Splatter Phoenix: (Flatly glaring) And let me guess; You secretly freed her, right?
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: Yep!
Merlock and Splatter Phoenix: Get those boys!
Splatter Phoenix: And don't hurt Meowzie!
(The thieves, with their swords out, jumped at Sonic's group, but Sonic suddenly used Aeroga and disappeared in a puff of wind)
Thief 3: Where did those boys go now?
Thief 1: (Pointing) Look!
(The thieves turned and saw Sonic's group, Chip, and Meowzie running off with most of their treasure)
Thief 1: They got our treasure!
Merlock, Dijon, and Splatter Phoenix: Stop them!
(The thieves charged at the heroes. With the heroes, they are running while talking)
Meowzie: Thanks for getting me out of this mess so far.
Sonic: Don't thank us just yet.
Tails: Right now, focus on escaping from here.
(Suddenly, the thieves caught up with them. But the heroes, except a weaponless Meowzie, got their weapons out and fought them off, knocking them aside. Suddenly, one thief almost sneak attacked them when Meowzie blasted a fireball at the thief, knocking him aside. Noticing that, Sonic's gang smiled at Meowzie)
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Chip: Thanks!
(They then fended off more thieves with their attacks and/or magic)
Knuckles: Hey, Marahute, whenever you're ready!
(Suddenly Marahute herself came flying in. Dijon looked dumbstruck as the heroes, with all the treasure they have stolen, suddenly flying off on Marahute's back. Even Merlock and Splatter Phoenix are livid)
Merlock: They got a golden eagle?! (Grabs Dijon) They got a golden eagle!
Dijon: And a good looking one.
(The group then began to fly off in a hurry)
Knuckles: For thieves, they sure are dumb ones.
Tails: These guys aren't so scary.
Meowzie: Even though Merlock and Splatter Phoenix are somewhat scary and not so dumb like them.
Chip: Good thieves but bad fighters. (Looking down) Hey! I think we miss one!
(Chip points to one last sack of treasure down below. Merlock, Dijon, and Splatter Phoenix looked shocked as the gang swooped down and grabbed it)
Splatter Phoenix: You will not take our treasure!
(Letting go of Dijon, Merlock jumps up and grabs one of Tails' tails. He screams as the good guys flew around the room)
Tails: (Shaking him off) Hey! No hitchhikers!
Knuckles: (Helping Tails) Get off him!
Merlock: Never!
(Dijon suddenly grabbed Merlock and started flying around as well. Chip noticed the crystal rose in Dijon's vest pocket. With a smirk, he grabs it)
Chip: I'll be taking that.
Dijon: That's mine, Merlock's, and Splatter Phoenix's!
(Merlock swipes at Chip with his fist but missed. What's even worst, he accidentally punched Dijon's arm, causing him to accidentally elbow Merlock's chin, making him let go of Tails in the progress. The two screamed as they started falling. Their falling was cut short as they landed in a statue of a monster's claw. However, the claw broke off and crashes to the ground with Dijon and Merlock still in it. Splatter Phoenix got angrily annoyed)
Splatter Phoenix: Idiots!
(She pulls her hoverboard out and darts at the heroes, but they outwitted her and made her crash into a mud puddle nearby, much to her chagrin. The heroes then flew towards the exit)
Sonic: Time for us to head back to Agrabah!
Tails, Knuckles, Chip, and Meowzie: Got it!
(The heroes flew out of the exit just before the doors closed. Once they made it out, the heroes flew across the desert as they headed back to Agrabah)
Coming up: A certain group consisting four mutants, two humans, and a scratching cat Pokemon free themselves from a certain black lamp and after a huge fight between them against a certain group of imprisoned villains, decide to go off on their own, tired of being their punching bags and being pushed around, while at the same time, the heroes return to Agrabah's palace and after being congratulated for rescuing Meowzie and taking back the loot from the thieves by the residents, are told of having dinner plans tonight while meeting Darkwing and Steelbeak's new girlfriends.
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