The bean monke

the bean monke is a monke of indeterminate species, as whenever he is seen he is obscured by darkness. many have debated what species of ape he is with some even suggesting he is h*man, however those claims are stinky h*man propaganda and should not be believed.
=== early life ===
not much is known about the bean monkes early years as there are no known records of his existence before the year 2014 but it is known he was present for pearl harbor, hiroshima, the titanic sinking, the hindenburg, and dashcon
=== war crimes ===
the bean monke is notorious across multiple continents for his multiple war crimes committed in various countries, these crimes include but are not limited to:
* torture and biological experiments on unwilling subjects in an attempt to make catgirls real
*employing child soldiers to fight for weebonia
*using several chemical weapons on civilian towns
*producing anime without a license
=== weebonia ===
weebonia is a megacorporate state founded solely to produce anime, employment is incredibly high but all crime is punished severely.
=== notable quotes ===
* "anime is art you heathens, accept it or get buldozed by my super kayoken form 5 S class stando"
* "no guys dont worry she may look 10 but shes actually a 100 year old demon witch from the shadow realm"
* "among us is gay"
* "is that a motherfucking jojo reference"