Transcripts/Gwonam Disappears

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Gwonam Disappears.
Gwonam *invisible*: Your Majesty, I have become invisible.
Harkinian: OAH! Where did you go?!
He reappears.
Gwonam: Right here!
Harkinian: OAH! Shit! Don't frighten me!
Gwonam: My apologies, Your Majesty.
Harkinian pauses.
Harkinian: Say, that gives me an idea. Go scare the fuck out of Morshu. See what he thinks.
Title card: Later, at Morshu's shop...
Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? (x4)
Gwonam appears behind Morshu.
Gwonam: Squadala!
Morshu: MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Morshu jumps out of the building in fright. Cuts to Harkinian.
Harkinian: Mah boi, did you hear something?
Link: No.
Harkinian: Zelda? 
But Zelda is in a deep slumber.
Harkinian: Fuck Zelda.
Link: Sure! 
Link *off-screen*: Hey, Zelda! How about a fuck?
Zelda *off-screen*: What?
Title card: Meanwhile...
Harlequin: Do you know what it means when you lose your last--
Gwonam: Squadala!
Harlequin jumps in fright.
Gwonam: Beautiful!
Nightmare Moon: Did you not see the signs-
Harlequin crashes as Rarity and Nightmare pause.
Title card: Later...
Iron Knuckle: You dare defy me?
He readies his sword.
Iron Knuckle: You will die! 
Gwonam: No! Squadala! 
He dodges Iron Knuckle's sword attack.
Iron Knuckle: WHAT THE FU--
Title card: Later (still)
Gwonam returns to Hyrule Castle.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, I have seized the most fun ever!
Harkinian: Great! You can scrub the floors and eat my dick!
Gwonam: No!
Scene cuts to black.
Harkinian: Sentence mixing for your enjoyment. LOL. I stick extendable credit cards inside my dick then I masturbate until I pee blood. Send me 2 tons of crack.
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