EulogyJones.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	I'm in the market for a bodyguard like yours. You selling? 	Happy 25 	Gotta be careful, using a slave as a bodyguard. Most aren't exactly motivated to keep you alive, you know what I mean? 	
 	I'm in the market for a bodyguard like yours. You selling? 	Happy 50 	You're in luck -- it turns out my girl Clover is just the right little package for you. 	
 	Isn't she your bodyguard? Why sell her? 	Happy 50 	Have you seen this place? I've got all the guards a body would ever need. Even a body as fabulous as mine. 	
 	What makes her so special? 	Happy 25 	I'll tell you why: because Clover is the craziest girl I've ever seen. And I'm an expert on crazy girls. 	
 	What makes her so special? 	Happy 50 	Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. 	
 	What makes her so special? 	Happy 25 	And for the low cost of a thousand caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you. 	
 	Why would I want your used up hand-me-down? 	Happy 25 	I don't think Clover's going to be used-up any time soon. That girl's got the devil in her. And she's crazy, to boot. 	
 	Why would I want your used up hand-me-down? 	Happy 50 	Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. 	
 	Why would I want your used up hand-me-down? 	Happy 25 	And for the low cost of a thousand caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you. 	
 	I wish I could take her now. Maybe later. 	Anger 25 	Any time you need some company, she'll be here. 	
 	If she's so crazy, maybe I'll take her off your hands. But only for 500 caps. 	Anger 25 	I ought to sic Clover on you, just to show who's boss. 	
 	If she's so crazy, maybe I'll take her off your hands. But only for 500 caps. 	Neutral 50 	But you're right. She makes the other girls nervous. And when they're nervous, I'm nervous. 	
 	If she's so crazy, maybe I'll take her off your hands. But only for 500 caps. 	Happy 50 	So go ahead and have fun with Clover. She's your problem, now! 	
 	Sounds like a good deal, and fun, too. Sold. 	Happy 50 	You don't know the half of it, friend. 	
 	Sounds like a good deal, and fun, too. Sold. 	Happy 75 	Clover's all yours now... have fun, you two! 	
 	Guess I'll have to save up for her. 	Happy 50 	Trust me, she's worth every cap. 	
 	No deal. I like my bodyguards sane. 	Happy 25 	Then good luck finding someone who'd risk their life for yours. Not something a sane person would do these days, is it? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Hello there, my dear. What can Eulogy do for you today? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Just let me know if you need anything, and I'll do whatever I can to procure it. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	If it's business you're here to discuss, I'm all ears. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can I do for you? Paradise Falls is always open for business. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Something I can help you with? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Well, well. The budding entrepreneur returns! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Now see? This is what I want for the world. For men and women to make their own way, find their own paths to success. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What can Paradise Falls do for you today? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	You must be our prospective customer. I do hope Paradise Falls can accommodate your needs. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	We make no judgments, no assumptions. We understand that it's a harsh world out there, and you do what you must to make it. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Now, was there something specific you were interested in? 	
 	The kids, I think. There are three of them, right? 	Neutral 50 	A very good eye, my friend. Those little ones are good as a long-term investment. They have their other uses as well, I'm sure. 	
 	The kids, I think. There are three of them, right? 	Neutral 50 	They are most definitely up for sale. 	
 	I'd like the three kids. 	Neutral 50 	Yes, we've covered that. They're still available. 	
 	I haven't gone and looked them over, no. 	Neutral 50 	Well you should! Go on out, take a gander, and see if there's anything that might meet your needs. 	
 	I haven't gone and looked them over, no. 	Neutral 50 	I will point out that there are a few kids out there. Not something you see very often; a very good long-term investment. 	
 	I haven't gone and looked them over, no. 	Neutral 50 	We can discuss details once you've had a chance to look things over. 	
 	I've... changed my mind. 	Neutral 50 	Are you sure? That's a shame. I thought we had a good thing going here. Well, you know where to find us. 	
 	That's all. 	Neutral 50 	Okay, then let's talk business. 	
 	What are their names? 	Surprise 50	Names? 	
 	What are their names? 	Happy 10 	I think Forty has a few nicknames for them, but none of them are very polite. {amused} 	
 	Where did they come from? 	Neutral 50 	Does it really matter? They're here now, and they're available for purchase. 	
 	Can you tell me a bit more about them? 	Neutral 50 	They're all in excellent physical condition, if that's what you're wondering. 	
 	Can you tell me a bit more about them? 	Neutral 50 	A bit stubborn, perhaps. But that behavior can be altered over time. 	
 	Can you tell me a bit more about them? 	Neutral 50 	What did you want to know? 	
 	I never said I was buying. I just said I want them. 	Surprise 50	I'm sorry, what? {surprised, annoyed} 	
 	I never said I was buying. I just said I want them. 	Neutral 50 	I hope you're not trying to strong-arm me, friend. I'd be more than happy to cut both your legs off before you even think you have one to stand on. 	
 	I still can't afford that. 	Neutral 50 	The price isn't going to change, if that's what you're hoping. They'll be here when you can cover the cost. 	
 	I can't afford that. 	Neutral 50 	Well, then I guess I can't sell them to you. 	
 	No way am I paying that. Forget it. 	Neutral 50 	That's your choice. They're your caps, after all. I'm not going to try a hard sell here; someone else will buy them eventually. 	
 	That sounds like a good deal. I'll take it. 	Neutral 50 	Fair enough. It's a pleasure to do business with you again. 	
 	That sounds like a good deal. I'll take it. 	Neutral 50 	I'll have the kids delivered to the front gate. And, may I recommend keeping a close eye on them? They're clever little bastards. 	
 	That sounds like a good deal. I'll take it. 	Neutral 50 	A wise decision. It's a pleasure to do business with you. 	
 	That sounds like a good deal. I'll take it. 	Neutral 50 	I'll have the kids delivered to the front gate. And, may I recommend keeping a close eye on them? They're clever little bastards. 	
 	2000 is a bit steep. 1200 for all three is a more reasonable offer. 	Neutral 50 	I suppose I can accept that. It's a deal; the kids are yours. I'll have them delivered to the front gate for you. 	
 	2000 is a bit steep. 1200 for all three is a more reasonable offer. 	Neutral 50 	If I may, you might want to keep a close eye on them. They can be willful at times. Good luck. 	
 	Great, let's talk price. 	Neutral 50 	For starters, I'm thinking 500 caps each for the little ones... Sammy and Penny, I think their names are. 	
 	Great, let's talk price. 	Neutral 50 	Now the other one, Squirrel... that's a talented kid. 500 would be a crime. I'm thinking 1000 caps for him, bringing us to a total of 2000 caps. 	
 	We'd talked about the kids. 	Neutral 50 	Right, right. 2000 caps was the figure I quoted. The price still stands if you're still interested. 	
 	I've seen your selection. 	Neutral 50 	Of course. So you know what we have to offer; I assure you that you won't find quality like this anywhere else. 	
 	I've seen your selection. 	Neutral 50 	Now how exactly can Paradise Falls accomodate your needs? 	
 	I was thinking about buying some slaves. 	Neutral 50 	Ah, fully engrossed in the trade, are we? I'm glad you came to see me, instead of trying to work around me. Easier to get along this way. 	
 	I was thinking about buying some slaves. 	Neutral 50 	There are some prime specimens out there. Have you had a chance to look them over? 	
 	I was thinking about buying some slaves. 	Neutral 50 	Well then, you and I are a perfect fit. You want to buy slaves, and I want to sell them. 	
 	I was thinking about buying some slaves. 	Neutral 50 	There are some prime specimens out there. Have you had a chance to look them over? 	
 	You've got some kids out there. I want them. 	Neutral 50 	You do? Hell, that's great news. They'll work out well for you, I think. Full of energy. Great for small jobs now, and bigger loads down the road. 	
 	You've got some kids out there. I want them. 	Neutral 50 	I'm sure we can come to a reasonable agreement; something you'll find affordable. 	
 	100 caps? This kid will make you ten times that. 300, and you've got a deal. 	Happy 50 	All right, all right. He'll fetch a good price in the long run. Here you go. 	
 	100 caps? This kid will make you ten times that. 300, and you've got a deal. 	Neutral 50 	Now all you gotta do is put this collar on him and tell him to run his ass on over here. We'll do the rest. 	
 	Make that 200 caps and you have yourself a deal. 	Neutral 50 	You drive a hard bargain, but it's still well worth it. Here you go. 	
 	Make that 200 caps and you have yourself a deal. 	Neutral 50 	Now all you gotta do is put this collar on him and tell him to run his ass on over here. We'll do the rest. 	
 	Fine. You've got a deal. 	Neutral 50 	Good. Here's your caps. Pleasure doing business with you. 	
 	Fine. You've got a deal. 	Neutral 50 	Now all you gotta do is put this collar on him and tell him to run his ass on over here. We'll do the rest. 	
 	Nah. Screw it. I'll go elsewhere. 	Disgust 50 	Whatever. 	
 	I got a young boy for sale. Interested? 	Neutral 50 	Kids are a bit tough in the resell, but they make good future breeders. 	
 	I got a young boy for sale. Interested? 	Neutral 50 	I'll take him off your hands. How about 100 caps? 	
 	I found this info about an android from the Commonwealth. Care to elaborate? 	Surprise 50	What can I tell you about it, beyond it not being any of your business, you mean? {arrogant} 	
 	I found this info about an android from the Commonwealth. Care to elaborate? 	Neutral 50 	Nothing really. Just some run away android from the Commonwealth. Naturally they asked the Paradise Falls crew for help retrieving their property. {arrogant}	
 	I found this info about an android from the Commonwealth. Care to elaborate? 	Neutral 50 	The job pays well, but so far it's been mostly a distraction. Certainly hasn't been a priority for us. 	
 	What do you know about an android from the Commonwealth? 	Neutral 50 	Here's a copy of the so-called "android recording." We're done wasting resources on that job. 	
 	Tell me more about this android. 	Neutral 50 	We're done wasting resources on that job. 	
 	You know anything about an android who needed some surgery? 	Neutral 50 	All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. 	
 	You know anything about an android who needed some surgery? 	Anger 20 	I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. {threatening} 	
 	You know anything about an android who needed some surgery? 	Neutral 50 	All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. 	
 	You know anything about an android who needed some surgery? 	Anger 20 	I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. {threatening} 	
 	About this info regarding an android... Don't suppose you'd care to elaborate?	Neutral 50 	All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. 	
 	About this info regarding an android... Don't suppose you'd care to elaborate?	Anger 20 	I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. {threatening} 	
 	I'll give you 100 caps for what you've got on this android. 	Neutral 50 	All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. 	
 	I'll give you 100 caps for what you've got on this android. 	Anger 20 	I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. {threatening} 	
 	I'm losing my patience! Tell me about the android with the face job! 	Neutral 50 	All I know is Zimmer, the guy contracting to find this slave, is hot to retrieve him. He's starting to get other people looking. So it's a race now. 	
 	I'm losing my patience! Tell me about the android with the face job! 	Anger 20 	I hope you're not on the case. If I find out you are, well... You best not be! We'll leave it at that. {threatening} 	
 	You have any info on where this Commonwealth android is hiding? 	Neutral 50 	We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! 	
 	You have any info on where this Commonwealth android is hiding? 	Neutral 50 	We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! 	
 	I found this recording from the android. Care to elaborate? 	Neutral 50 	We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! 	
 	Here's a 100 cap "donation." Now, where's that escaped android? 	Neutral 50 	We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! 	
 	Tell me where this android disappeared to, or I'll make you disappear. Got it?	Neutral 50 	We got a man at Rivet City. Been looking for a long time. I doubt he's even still there. Either way, don't go sticking your nose in our business! 	
 	You know where I can buy some chems around here? 	Neutral 50 	Yeah, I got some stuff around here. But it'll cost you. 	
 	You get the package I sent you? The one named Bumble? 	Happy 50 	I did, indeed, and she was well worth the effort! I found her a nice, loving home right away. 	
 	You get the package I sent you? The one named Bumble? 	Happy 75 	It's so nice to be able to help people who need people, isn't it? It just warms the heart. 	
 	You get the package I sent you? The one named Bumble? 	Happy 50 	But speaking of life's little rewards, here's yours. It doesn't look like much, but this helmet's reinforced like crazy. You'll find a use for it. 	
 	You ever thought about collecting some of the kids in Little Lamplight? 	Neutral 50 	Sure, I've thought about it. Kids can get a killer price, when you find a buyer who recognizes the product's long-term potential. 	
 	You ever thought about collecting some of the kids in Little Lamplight? 	Neutral 50 	The real problem's holding them until there's a buyer. Kids are sneaky, and those Lamplighters are tenacious little bastards. 	
 	You ever thought about collecting some of the kids in Little Lamplight? 	Happy 15 	But maybe if we could get one when they're young, they might not have as much fight in 'em yet. 	
 	If I could get in, maybe I could lead one of the young ones out for you. 	Happy 50 	Sure, if you think you can pull it off. I think I might know a buyer who'd be interested. 	
 	If I could get in, maybe I could lead one of the young ones out for you. 	Happy 15 	I'll send one of my best to wait around the entrance to Lamplight. You go in and find the sweetest, most trusting little one you can find. 	
 	If I could get in, maybe I could lead one of the young ones out for you. 	Happy 50 	Lure that kid outside, and everyone's happy. Except the kid, of course. 	
 	Never mind. Sounds like too much work for such a small package. 	Happy 25 	You're right on that one. There's plenty of other merchandise out there, and it's a seller's market. 	
 	SpeechChallengeFailure 	Neutral 50 	[sighs] You know what I don't appreciate? I don't appreciate when people try to take advantage of me. 	
 	SpeechChallengeFailure 	Neutral 50 	So right now, I'm not looking fondly on you. You want something from me, we do a straight-up deal. You don't try and pull one over on me. 	
 	SpeechChallengeFailure 	Anger 10 	That's none of your business. {mildly threatening} 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	Paradise Falls is here if you need it. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	It's a pleasure to see a fresh face around here. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Welcome to Paradise Falls, my dear. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Here on business? 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Welcome to Paradise Falls, sir. Step right on up. 	
 	HELLO 	Neutral 50	Anything I can help you with? 	
 	PFEulogyObservationDeckEnd	Neutral 50	Alright, I've had enough. Let's do something else. 	
 	PFEulogyObserve 	Neutral 50	I'm heading to the deck. I need some air. Ladies, follow me. 	
 	PFEulogyObserve 	Neutral 50	Let's go up top. I want to see what these fools are up to. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveCafeEnd 	Neutral 50	We need to keep an eye on this. Too much drinking, and the merchandise is gonna walk itself out the front door. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveCafeEnd 	Neutral 50	Let's leave our employees to their recreation. There's a business to run. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveCafeStart 	Neutral 50	Ladies, to the bar. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveCafeStart 	Neutral 50	Let's see what's going on over at the bar. 	
 	PFEulogyObservePenEnd 	Neutral 50	This is a sad crop. Our boys need to stop drinking and start bringing me some better stock. 	
 	PFEulogyObservePenEnd 	Neutral 50	Goddamn. This is some sorry lookin' merchandise. We got to get us some new stock. 	
 	PFEulogyObservePenEnd 	Neutral 50	Well, they haven't killed each other yet. Always a plus. 	
 	PFEulogyObservePenStart 	Neutral 50	Time to check on the merchandise. 	
 	PFEulogyObservePenStart 	Neutral 50	Let's go see how business looks today. 	
 	PFEulogyObservePenStart 	Neutral 50	C'mon. Time to check on the stock. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveStageEnd 	Neutral 50	This place needs to be tidied up. Creates a bad impression for the customers. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveStageEnd 	Neutral 50	Nothing going on here. Let's go. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveStageStart 	Neutral 50	Let's go, ladies. Keep up. 	
 	PFEulogyObserveStageStart 	Neutral 50	I'm headed over to the block to see what's going on. 	
 	PFEulogyTalkCutterStart 	Neutral 50	Where's Cutter at? I need to talk to her. 	
 	PFEulogyTalkCutterStart 	Neutral 50	I need to see our good doctor. 	
 	PFEulogyTalkFortyStart 	Neutral 50	Now, I gotta go see Forty. 	
 	PFEulogyTalkFortyStart 	Neutral 50	Anyone seen Forty? He wanted to talk to me. 	
 	PFEulogyTalkProntoStart 	Neutral 50	Time to check in with Pronto. 	
 	PFEulogyTalkProntoStart 	Neutral 50	Pronto said he wanted to talk to me about something. Keep up, ladies. 	
 	PFTalkCloverEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	Haven't I always said that I hate to wait? Why you always have to make me wait? What's wrong with you? 	
 	PFTalkCloverEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	Damn right, you're sorry. When I say something, you better listen! Hell, you should know what I want before I even open my mouth! 	
 	PFTalkCloverEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	Well now I forgot what I wanted because I was too busy yelling at you. See what you've done? 	
 	PFTalkCloverEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	I want... damn. See what you made me do? I forgot! 	
 	PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones2 	Anger 20 	What have I said about backtalk, Crimson? Hmm? What have I said? {slightly angry, provoking} 	
 	PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	Are you talking back to me? Because the only thing I hate more than having to repeat myself is being talked back to. 	
 	PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	What? Sorry? Try that again. 	
 	PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	I'm sorry, what was that? 	
 	PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones6 	Neutral 50	There's a good girl. 	
 	PFTalkCrimsonEulogyJones6 	Neutral 50	That's better. 	
 	PFTalkCutterEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	Awww, there's no need to be like that, Cutter. You know I'm only joking. But speaking of business... You have my money? 	
 	PFTalkCutterEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	That's right, it is just business. So where's my money? 	
 	PFTalkCutterEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	Nah. I know you run your shit straight. Keep up the good work. 	
 	PFTalkCutterEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	Ahh, doc. You keep us walking around and making money. That's why we keep you around. 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesClover1 	Neutral 50	Why are you bothering me, Clover? Hmm? What do you want? {annoyed} 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesClover1 	Neutral 50	What do you want now? {annoyed} 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesClover3 	Neutral 50	We've talked about this before, haven't we? So why would you think that nagging me would actually help? 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesClover3 	Neutral 50	That's not your call, and hasn't ever been. You leave her alone, except when I tell you not to. Got it? 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson1 	Neutral 50	Whatever you have to say, it can wait. You're not here to talk. 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson1 	Neutral 50	Don't start, Crimson. I'm not in the mood. 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson3 	Neutral 50	Did I speak Communese to you? I said that I don't want to talk about it. You will be quiet, or you will regret it. 	
 	PFTalkEulogyJonesCrimson3 	Neutral 50	Why are you still talking after I told you to be quiet? I don't want to have to repeat myself again. 	
 	PFTalkFortyEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	Have you suddenly gone blind, Forty? Do I need to replace my blind second-in-command? Look around! You see what I'm talking about now?	
 	PFTalkFortyEulogyJones2 	Neutral 50	Nothing wrong? Have you lost your mind? You've got a loose cage over there, you got people loitering over there, and where is my dog? 	
 	PFTalkFortyEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	That's more like it! Show some initiative, dammit, before I sell you off and give one of those fools in the cage your job! 	
 	PFTalkFortyEulogyJones4 	Neutral 50	Forty, if you were any dumber, I'd make a signpost out of you. 	
 	PFTalkProntoEulogy2 	Neutral 50	Haha! Could be, but I wouldn't tell you even if I knew. You got my money? 	
 	PFTalkProntoEulogy2 	Neutral 50	Nothing that I know about. All I'm interested in is my cut. 	
 	PFTalkProntoEulogy4 	Neutral 50	You're good people, Pronto. Later. 	
 	PFTalkProntoEulogy4 	Neutral 50	I'll do that. Later, Pronto. 	
== Combat ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Attack 	Neutral 50	Slavers! Kill this asshole!	
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