Mushu and Gold Thread

==Mushu==
strikersindanger: Casual reminder that Hercules Hansen shares his first name with a brand of zip lock bags in Australia.
rorykurago: And that one Disney movie. 
And that Greek hero who killed his wife and sons. 
#Herc Hansen #Disney #Pacific Rim #it got worse #send help #who put the glad in gladiator? #whose daring deeds make great theatre? #Is he bold? No one braver. Is he sweet? Our favourite flavour. #The jokes write themselves #crack #I'LL MASH FANDOMS IF I WANT TO #Cheer up tag #PacRim/Disney
Shmoo92: How does the Hong Kong Shatterdome know when Striker Eureka approaches?
shmoo92: I cut out the unfinished bits (hopefully it's still legible!) and it is how posted.
Rorykurago: Heeeey.
 Rorykurago: Also, IDK, how does the Hong Kong Shatterdome know when Striker Eureka approaches?
 Rorykurago: Is it the blaring sounds of AC/DC? The barometric pressure rise as the atmosphere compresses to make way for Chuckles’ ego?
 Rorykurago: WHAT IS THE DISNEY JOKE I’M ON A DOWNSTROKE I DON’T GET IT tell me plz  shmoo92: Don't ask me how they have better radar than the Shatterdome, but as soon as that blip comes on screen, Disney turns all external speakers up to '11' and blasts 'Zero to Hero' until said Jaeger makes landfall. & then they cycle through the soundtrack. & then Cherno Alpha gets pissed, balances as many speakers on its head as possible, stomps across the bay, & just stands outside the park, pumping Ukranian Hard House at full blast. & then when the sun sets the Mayor tells em both to shut it.
Rorykurago: Oh my fucking God that’s hilarious. And probably accurate. And Chuck pins his ears back and just glowers at Herc from the other side of the chopper because noise-cancelling headsets or not, everytime they get to the ’Herc was on a roll–undefeated’ bit Chuck thinks about Manila and wasn’t that a shitshow, and Herc very pointedly pulls his cap over his eyes and pretends to still be asleep.
 Every.
 Time. 
 except that one time the video of drunk!Chuck Magic Mike-ing it to Jump On It went viral and they played that instead
Rorykurago: Youtube: Henpeck - Kill Hercules. 0:40 onwards. Just sayin'
shmoo92: ~"our favourite flavour"~ NO. ONE. Looks at Pentecost (if he's in the area). Except the HK Marshal's baby who tugs on her mom, & asks "mama, why Mushu Stacka lookit funny?"
rorykurago: MUSHU STACKER.
“I’m travel-size for your convenience.”
“Now let me see your warface.” 
“My little baby’s all grown up and… saving China.”
(Bonus: “What’s the matter: ain’t you ever seen a black-and-white before?”)
#join me in my PacRim/Disney mashup madness #This is the Dark Side #I’LL MASH FANDOMS IF I WANT TO #Pacific Rim #crack #who put the glad in gladiator? #whose daring deeds make great theatre? #Disney #Disney crossovers FOREVER #I’m assiduously avoiding the Hot Dads temptation in this#because that way lies madness #and #Ugly ugly feelings#ugly ugly carnage #Now All Of China Knows You’re Queer#headcanon B #this has nothing to do with them being black men #and everything to do with being mentor to folded-steel girls who pick up swords and save countries (via rorykurago)
Shmoo92: My dear, join me in the PacRim/Disney mashup madness :D
Shmoo92: See Weis. See Weis overhear baby. See Weis track down a Mushu doll. See Weis present Mushu doll to Mako.
rorykurago: See Mako laugh and laugh until Pentecost appears behind her and then turn redder than Typhoon will be and hide the toy behind her back "Ie, sensei, nandemo nai~"
Shmoo92: The baby - Fei Yen - is born January 6, 2016 and the Shatterdome has just taught her a very important lesson.
See, babies like happy people. When they do something that makes people happy, they’ll keep doing it so they get to see more happy people.
And Fei Yen has just learned that ‘Mushu Stacka’ makes people very, very happy. (‘Mushu’ is as close to ‘Marshal’ as she can pronounce right now but that’s beside the point). 
So ye know what Fei Yen’s gonna be doing a /lot from now on, eh?
“Mushu Stacka, hug pease.”
“Mushu Stacka, up pease.”
“Mushu Stacka. Muuuushuuuu. Mushu Stacka pease.”
(This would be her talking around age 3)
See Weis killing themselves laughing.
See Mako doing a valiant job keeping a straight face.
Shmoo92: Cheung, Jin, and Hu have searched high and low for a Mushu plush, only to find they'd been discontinued over a decade earlier so now they're sitting on the floor of Liu's apartment sewing their own for Mako and complaining about how dragons are so much more complicated to make than shirts.
RoryKurago: Making it out of a couple of surplus CT crew shirts because fabric can be so much harder to find these days, and they don’t know who would have a ration tab for that anyway.
RoryKurago: (Alternatively: Cheung, Jin and Hu haunting the claustrophobic three-level fabric markets [more pulled-down rollerdoors than than there used to be] searching for the right red, Hu arguing with Jin that scarlet and carmine are NOT the same colour)
Shmoo92: YES. YES, ALL THIS. Their next Drift is just fabric swaths and colour names and Cheung discovers his trousers lack in the button department 'cause *someone* got lazy and needed eyes. 
RoryKurago: Hey shmoo92 I have a better question:
Does Mako lay the plushie down on the Memorial at the funeral for Stacker and the trips or does she keep it?
Because it’s been her guardian for years
all the way through the Academy
and Tamsin
and it sat above her desk for the Danger restoration project
and through Pitfall
but it’s a family guardian
and
now
her
family
needs
guarding
in the afterlife 
Shmoo92: You are a horrible person and I’m very much crying now and I didn’t need mascara in my eyes thank you very much.
Shmoo92: I think she does neither.
Shmoo92: Stacker, Tamsin, Cheung, Jin, Hu, Taller Sasha and Tall Sasha (‘cause where else d’you think the terrible three got gold thread) have Jaegers to guard them, and there are new(ish) babies toddling about (Baby Choi, for instance, or Gottliebing) so I think she hands it down to them and here come the tears.
Shmoo92: Edit: Or she saves him for her own Mini Mori/Baby Becket. 
RoryKurago: We done good. 
RoryKurago: Almost makes up for the bad things I’ve done. Will do. Have thought about doing.
RoryKurago: I am also 100% onboard for ‘the Russians over there’ using their downlow connections for haberdashery and nuclear warheads.
Shmoo92: 
1 Nuclear Warhead
14 Chocolate Bars
6 pairs Wool Socks
2 units Lipstick (Sonia Kashuk)
1 loop Embroidery Floss (Gold)
Shmoo92: (I’m pretty sure I wrote a thing where Lieutenants Kaidanovsky use said downlow connections to make 1000+ pool noodles appear in the Shatterdome. Wonder where that thing is…)
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