Aaron Apocalypse/Trailer transcripts

These are the trailers for the 2008 film Aaron Apocalypse.
== Teaser Trailer ==
*green MPAA screen*
*The 2005 Lionsgate logo, the 2006 Legendary Pictures logo, and the 1994 Regency logo are all in three separate boxes as still images*
*thunder crashes*
Narrator: In a house by a cornfield...
*zooms into the house*
Narrator: Lies a mistreated kid...
*shows Aaron getting beaten up*
Narrator: Who is about to come a long way...
*shows Aaron running in the woods*
Narrator: In his adventures.
*screen shows Aaron, Anya and Ali*
Aaron: Fun times ahead of us now.
*Awesome music plays*
THIS SUMMER
Narrator: This summer...
*shows a car chase*
Ali: We're under attack!
Anya: Calm down, Mr. Whiney.
*cuts to Evil X*
Evil X: I am going to end the human race! And I will rule the world! Muahahahahaha!
BE THE HERO
Narrator: Be the hero...
*Aaron misfires the gun*
Ali: Anymore bright ideas, genius?
Aaron: Yeah, I got a few.
*Aaron jumps onto Evil X's truck and kicks Evil X and Evil Y out of it*
Aaron: I'm driving!
*shows several action scenes from the movie*
AARON APOCALYPSE
Narrator: Aaron Apocalypse.
Evil X (on phone): I will destroy you and EVERYONE YOU LOVE!
*Aaron hangs up*
Anya: Is... everything okay?
Aaron: Yeah, I'm fine. Give me another strawberry.
*Anya feeds Aaron a chocolate-covered strawberry*
JUNE 20
== Theatrical Trailer #1 ==
TBD
== Theatrical Trailer #2 ==
TBD
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