Club Penguin August 2014 Press Conference Transcript

The following was transcribed from Club Penguin's recent press conference in Kelwona, Canada.
Spike Hike: Hello everybody! Thanks for coming! I was totally hoping you would all show up so I could come here to work on a Sunday and not be home with my family, because hey, I don't have a life! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GO HOME TO, THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD YOU ALL KEEP COMING TO THESE THINGS! I'M SORRY? DO I SOUND ANGRY? OF COURSE I'M NOT ANGRY!!! WHY WOULD I BE ANGRY THAT YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME TO DO THESE THINGS SO THAT I HAVE TO BE HERE AND NOT HOME WITH MY FAMILY?! THAT'S JUST REDICULOUS!!!!!!!
Take 2
Spike Hike: Hello everybody, thanks for coming! Once again, me and my *cough* good friends, Polo Field and Megg are here to talk about this month's special event, the Frozen Party
Audience groans
Polo Field: What's wrong, I thought everyone was wanting this takeover!
Silence
Megg: Come on everyone, this will be a fun party!
Male Audience Member: