Episode 3018

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	COLD OPEN	Monty introduces today's sponsors, as well as a special word of the day - TOOTHPASTE, depicted on a large tube that falls into his hands (and causes him to fall over).
 	SCENE 1 	Monty gives a lecture on toothpaste as he brushes his teeth, rendering most of everything he says unintelligible.
 	Animation	TOOTHPASTE: Coming soon to a mouth near you!
 	Film 	A boy talks about living in Alaska and about racing sled dogs.
 	Muppets 	Ernie sings "The Honker-Duckie-Dinger Jamboree."
 	Cartoon 	C for Candle (blows man away)
 	Film 	Scuba diver - on, into, under, through, around Music: Joe Raposo
 	Muppets 	Big Bird's Video PostcardsBig Bird visits a Puerto Rican casita in East Harlem. He tries to find out what people do there, but everyone is too busy raising chickens, planting tomatoes, cooking and planning music to answer.
 	Film 	Joe Raposo sings "Pretty Baby".
 	SCENE 2 	Baby Bear enjoys spending the day at Lillian's day care, especially since Goldilocks isn't there today. Lillian decides to engage the gang in a letter game to help Baby Bear forget about her. The musical game (sung to the tune of "C is for Cookie") is to come up with things that begin with the letter P, including peanuts and pie. Baby Bear refuses to play because the only P word he can think of is porridge, and porridge reminds him of how angry Goldilocks makes him. He gives it a try anyway, and twists the song's ending into one about his frustrations.
 	Animation	P - Pyramid
 	Muppets 	Upon Mr. Johnson's latest visit to Charlie's Restaurant, the waitstaff has been implemented with a new service device. Grover instructs his guest to ring the bell three times to get his attention, instead of yelling across such an upper-crust establishment. After Mr. Johnson has trouble deciphering the speed with which he must ring the bell, he calls Andre the manager out to address his concerns. Andre, having been interrupted while eating a sour cream soufflé, doesn't think there's anything wrong with the bell. In fact, he thinks it looks so good that he eats it, as Mr. Johnson notices the time, and rushes out of the restaurant.
 	Cartoon 	A boy imagines his room turning into a jungle.Artist: Karen Aqua
 	Cast 	In a spoof of a famous Coke commercial, football player "Big Murray" (Gordon) accepts a number 7 from a young fan, whom he rewards with a towel that also has a 7 on it.
 	Cartoon 	A girl thinks she hears a monster doing a cha-cha outside her window, but it's only the wind and crickets. Her snores frighten the real monster.Artist: Deanna Morse
 	SCENE 3 	Baby Bear is still upset over Goldilocks and Lillian asks him why, so Baby Bear decides to let her know in the form of a "wap"; Lillian doesn't understand what he means until Baby Bear begins rapping. Baby Bear raps about the story of the Three Bears about to eat porridge, but it was too hot. So he, Mama Bear, and Papa Bear go for a walk as the porridge cools. Meanwhile, Goldilocks drops by to try the porridge - with Papa's being too hot, Mama's being too cold, but his being just right.
 	Cartoon 	C for Cowboy
 	Muppets 	A series of trailers for school-related dramas are shown on WCTW's "School in the Afternoon" block.
 	Animation	Two giddy female scribbles introduce themselves to a bar code, who can only beep. They recognize him from the supermarket.Artist: Fred Garbers
 	Film 	Some clowns, more clowns
 	Cartoon 	P for Planet
 	SCENE 4 	Lillian asks the kids what story they want to hear for storytime when Baby Bear chimes in, asking to tell the story for today. Lillian is sure he wants to tell the story he's in, but Baby Bear insists he'd rather tell the story of "The Chair-Smashing Villain." In the story, Baby Bear listens to the report of a Chair-Smashing Villain on the radio. The radio announcer (Martin P. Robinson) tells listeners to be on the look-out for the villain, who has blonde curls and is wearing a mask. Baby Bear asks for a visual aid, so the radio pops out a picture of Goldilocks wearing a burglar's mask. Baby Bear sets up a trap to catch the villain by lining up the chairs in the cave for the villain to smash. Sure enough, the villain appears and deems Papa and Mama Bears' chairs to be too large, but Baby Bear's is just right. She then proceeds to karate chop it to pieces when Baby Bear confronts her. He shows how she matches his picture until she points out that she has a mustache unlike the person in the picture. Baby Bear sees that the mustache is fake and rips it off before chasing the villain. He concludes his story with a satisfying ending (to him) where the chair-smasher ends up in prison.
 	Cartoon 	Jerry Nelson sings "In My Book."
 	Film 	Photographic collage demonstration of ALL, MOST, SOME, and NONE of an apple. Artist: Frank and Caroline Mouris
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	The Count (in voiceover) counts three children on a bench, then adds two more.
 	Cartoon 	A man tries to get directions to a parking space, and eventually uses a map to get there.Artist: Paul Fierlinger
 	Muppets 	Herry asks John-John if he knows the difference between up and down.
 	Cartoon 	The Ringmaster introduces seven swimming seals.Artist: Jeff Hale
 	SCENE 5 	As other kids are being taken home from day care, Baby Bear is still fuming over Goldilocks - he's even holding one of the broken legs from his chair. Lillian tells him that it's not good to be angry all the time, and sings him a song as to what to do to help quell his anger.
 	Cartoon 	Lazy Wanda's knees converse with each other.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Muppets 	The Singing Dentists sing "Say Toothpaste, Somebody!"
 	Cartoon 	With the help of his assistant, Dr. Geo shows the viewer what a globe is.
 	Film 	Two boys walk though a city neighborhood to some funky break dancing music.
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	Animals who eat crunchy things have nice teeth.
 	SCENE 6 	Baby Bear has finally calmed down, and points out that he had a great time at day care today - especially since Goldilocks wasn't there, as Lillian correctly guesses. She suggests that because he talked about her all day long, perhaps Baby Bear may even like Goldilocks a little bit, which he emphatically denies. Baby Bear's anger returns, however, when Goldilocks shows up and informs him that Mama Bear had to go shopping and asked her to pick him up. Baby Bear is even more enraged to learn that Goldilocks was also invited to dinner, but Lillian reminds him of what to do when he feels angry. While Baby Bear starts counting to five over and over, Lillian announces the sponsors.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 24