Sandy the Techie

Sandy the Techie is the second episode of the spin-off series Squidward Talk. In this episode, Sandy joins the crew of "Squidward Talk". The previous episode was A New Squid, and the next will be TBA.
==Trivia==
*This is the first time in "Squidward Talk" where someone breaks the fourth wall.
==Plot==
Sandy sees "Squidward Talk" on the television and wants to become part of the show.
==Transcript==
*[episode opens with Sandy exiting her kitchen with a bowl of acorns and a drink]
*Sandy: Nothin' like some acorns and protein drink to cool down with after a five-hour exercise! [eats an acorn] How about watchin' some of the tube? [turns on television]
*Woman: [in a televised conference] As you can see, [points stick at a drawing of a squirrel in a space suit] we mustn't wait such time and money thinking that we can make all of these, these space suits to have these mammals live underwater. It's impossible!
*[Sandy looks at the camera with a blank expression. She changes the channel and the Bikini Bottom News Network comes on.]
*Announcer: Coming up next on the Bikini Bottom News Network, The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, followed by Smooth Sounds with Kelpy G. But first, Squidward Talk.
*Sandy: Squidward? A show? No, it must just be a coincidence.
*Squidward: [on the television] Good day, my fans! Today, on Squidward Talk, our guest is- [lights go out, only voices are heard] SpongeBob! What's happening?
*SpongeBob: [frightened] I dunno!
*Patrick: AHHH!
*Squidward: Patrick! [a scream is heard and a card appears on the screen reading "Please Stand By"]
*Sandy: Oh my gosh! [she runs out of her treedome with her space suit on]
*[A loud crash is seen at the door, revealing Sandy who kicked it down]
*Sandy: Seems like ya'll gotta know somethin' bout' runnin' a TV show.
*Squidward: Which is?
*Sandy: Having a decent technical producer with an IQ above 40.
*Squidward: All right! But if... if you make one mistake,,, break a leg-- the literal ONE!
*[The Following Day]
*Sandy: Action! Cut scene! Camera roll! Mic check! 
*[Show Begins]
*Squidward: Hello fans! Welcome to another day on Squidward Talk! Our guest today is none other than Sheldon G. Plankton, maker of the mediocre Chum Bucket death tra- I mean consumer eatery!
*[Plankton is seen talking into a walkie-talkie]
*Plankton: Come in Karen! Do you read me?
*Karen: Yes. Is stage 1 finished?
*Plankton: You mean infiltration? Yes.
*Karen: Do you have chum in your ears?? YES INFILTRATION!
*Plankton: Time to blow this baby up! When the set goes BOOM!-- he'll be considered a failure and it will demerit the Krusty Krab name forever!!
*Karen: Demerit? Are we in the army? Anyways, lets get going!
*Plankton: The first thing I would like to show you guys is my new explosive device-- by testing it here...
*(Sandy is seen sprinting into action in karate gear, springing at Plankton)
*Sandy: HIYA!
*(Part of Plankton's arm is chopped off, throwing the remote)
*Plankton: Too bad we sea folk are the regenatative type.
*[Sandy chucks the remote so far and with such force, it skyrockets 5 blocks, and blows up the Chum Bucket]
*Sandy: How bout a little Plankton a la' mode?
*Plankton: No, please! AHHH!
*[He is seen running away for a meager few yards before hitting his head on a wall, knocking him unconscious]
*Sandy: All in a days work....
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