Episode 3082

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Monty cuts the episode's underscore short to declare that this is the beginning, pointing to his Napoleon-style hat with the word printed on it. After a cutaway of Muppet trumpeters playing a fanfare and confetti falling from above, a long snake with a Cockney accent, who addresses Monty with high-ranking nicknames (to Monty's chagrin), asks what "beginning" means. Monty elaborates by pointing out the beginning of the snake, who clarifies that he's a python. He continues to describe the end of the python, as well as the very ticklish middle.
 	Cartoon 	Apple: a riddle
 	Celebrity 	Whoopi Goldberg introduces the sound "WH" and then yells, "Whoopi!"
 	Muppets 	Waiter Grover: Mr. Johnson orders soup, roast beef, and peach pie, wanting them in that order (one at a time). Grover doesn't understand the order and keeps bringing the wrong item. Upon being brought the pie twice, Johnson explains that he wants that after "everything else," prompting Grover to bring everything else on the menu.
 	Cartoon 	D-draw, dent, drop, dancer, done
 	Film 	A man and a little girl perform small aerobic workouts.
 	SCENE 2 	Big Bird sings a subtracting song about "Four Goo-Goo Birds," as played by the Birdketeers.
 	Cartoon 	A peasant tries to woo a pretty girl by reciting the famous "Roses are Red" poem. The lines are fed to him by a poet behind a bush, whom she eventually runs off with.Artist: Irra Verbitsky
 	Animation 	Beads arrange themselves in different ways, and finally stick themselves to a boy's jacket.
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	A man talks about his working horses.
 	SCENE 3 	Maria, Gabi, Linda, Barkley, Snuffy, and the kids gather 'round Duane as he shows off his new puppy (named L.L. Cool Dog), which he got from the animal shelter. Snuffy hopes to have a dog of his own one day (named Bill) and is told how much responsibility he must have. Linda lists some of the things a dog owner must do, and Snuffy imagines how he would take care of Barkley. Mommy Snuffleupagus interrupts his daydream and considers Snuffy's request of adopting a dog. She allows him to get one, and they head off to the shelter.
 	Cartoon 	A flea sets up camp on a dog.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Muppets 	An Anything Muppet family sings "Let's Go Driving."
 	Animation 	Letter Garden: AArtist: Jane Aaron
 	SCENE 4 	The Snuffleupaguses arrive at the Animal Shelter, where the clerk (Paula Poundstone) assists them. After the clerk asks them a few questions to make sure their home is good for a dog, they look at three of the puppies the shelter has, but can't decide between the big, bigger, or biggest one. Snuffy tries calling "Bill," but none respond to it. The clerk tells them that they do have a special breed, a Snufflese Cavehound, in the other room. The dog begins to let out a bellowing howl and the clerk goes to get it, as Snuffy and his mother eagerly wait to meet them.
 	Cartoon 	Knights use different words for "big".Artist: Fred Garbers
 	Song 	"Washin' the Dog"
 	Cartoon 	Workmen construct a D building, filled with everything that begins with D.
 	Muppets 	The Martians are a "Yip Yip Family."
 	Animation 	Pencil box A/a
 	Song 	"Garbageman's Blues Song"
 	SCENE 5 	Monty interrupts the song partway through to report that this is the "middle" of the show, punctuated with another fanfare from the trumpeters. The python doesn't understand this either, so Monty shows the "silly asp" his own middle, tickling him again in the process.The song resumes afterwards.
 	Cartoon 	A man demonstrates what newspapers are made of, and finds an ad for "One slightly used monster."
 	Muppets 	
 	Film 	"One Thousand Faces"
 	Cartoon 	Joe's Lap (limerick)
 	Film 	A child in a classroom draws a picture of her dog Puck, and goes over the care required to keep a pet.
 	Animation 	The word "dog" appears on-screen, followed by a shot of a dog.
 	SCENE 6 	Snuffy and his mother return to Sesame Street with their Snufflese Cavehound, a very big dog (especially considering it's just a puppy) that they've instead named Belle as she's female. They briefly debate if such a big dog can be called "cute," eventually agreeing that at any size a puppy can be cute. The clerk confirms that Snufflese Cavehounds prefer to live in boxes, and Snuffy wonders where they can get one large enough for Belle.
 	Cartoon 	An animated number 15 sings "How Hard It Is to Be 15" to a child who is trying to count from 1 to 20, but can't remember 15.
 	Muppets 	In a subway, two Anything Muppets observe how loud and quiet it is.
 	Animation 	Where do the a's fit?
 	SCENE 7 	Monty reminds the viewer that this is still the middle of the show, poking a further spot on the ticklish python to illustrate.
 	Cartoon 	Can a cat bark?
 	Muppets 	Count von Count sings "Lambaba" as he counts sheep and other animals that pop into the room.
 	SCENE 7 cont'd	After the first verse of the song, the show cuts back to the python and Monty, who is fast asleep. The python relays a message to the viewer from Monty, stating that this is still the middle of the show. The fanfare and confetti wake him up and he points to an even further spot on the snake, who can't help but giggle.The song continues...
 	Animation 	A piece of paper floats down onto a table, then folds itself into a paper crane, which flies away.
 	Muppets 	A monster sings "Comb Your Face."
 	Cartoon 	A bird watches as two monkeys climb above and below each other in a tree.
 	Film 	Empty / full classroom (time-lapse)
 	Cartoon 	A bird transforms into a plane, a car, a cat, a fish, a submarine, Submarine Man, and back to a bird.Artist: Vince Collins
 	SCENE 8 	Maria and the kids provide Belle with a box to sit in (from a refrigerator), as well as rags and blankets to put inside. Belle doesn't budge when asked to go inside, though Snuffy compliments her on her intelligence nonetheless.
 	SCENE 8 cont'd	The scene suddenly shifts to Monty stopping the proceedings, whose hat now reads "The End" and he celebrates the end of the show. The python still doesn't get the picture, so Monty demonstrates by showing what happens at the end of the show - he announces the sponsors, then everything fades to black.
==Notes==
*As originally scripted, the first scene with Monty was meant to cut short the opening theme sequence and act as a cold open. When the theme song resumes thereafter, the "Four Goo-Goo Birds" song would be the first street scene of the episode.Tony Geiss Papers at the Beinecke Rare Book & Manuscript Library, Yale University
*During Snuffy's fantasy of taking care of Barkley, he gives him a dish of Bow-Wow Chow dog food, which also happens to be the name of the brand that Guy Smiley tries to do a commercial for in an episode of Alphabet Chat. 
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 24