The Frycook-Off

Episode 5 of SpongeBob Boom.
== Transcript ==
Layne: So, I’m still very confused about what this place is. Do you guys want to go into the town and look at the stuff there?
Amy: Yeah, I guess we could do that. BUT, Only under 1 circumstance.
Layne: What’s that?
Amy: That you’ll autograph my hammer.
Layne: Fine.
[Everyone starts walking into town.]
SpongeBob: Ooohhhh, what’s that wonderful smell?
Sonic: The town’s best restaurant, Meh Burger.
Dave The Intern: What would you like to order?
SpongeBob: A ham sandwich.
Dave The Intern: Here you go.
[SpongeBob looks at the dead pig in a sandwich.]
SpongeBob: AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dave The Intern: What?
Mr. Krabs: WHAT KIND OF DISGRACE IS THIS?!?!?!
Dave The Intern: I bet you couldn’t make anything better, old man.
Mr. Krabs: Let’s make a bet, landlover. If me and my one of a kind frycook can make a better sandwich than yours, based off of Layne’s opinion, we get this restaurant. And if you win, we owe you $100,000.
Dave The Intern: Deal! 
[5 Minutes Later]
[Dave and SpongeBob are both face to face, separated only by burning grills.]
Layne: On your mark, get set, GO!
SpongeBob: Y’know, I actually work as a frycook back in Bikini Bottom.
Dave The Intern: Cool! What was the name of the restaurant?
SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab. It was THE BEST!
Dave The Intern: Cool! I’m trying to get into School For Wannabe Villians.
SpongeBob: Well, I hope you can get in. You seem really nice!
Dave The Intern: Thanks! Are you done with your sandwich too?
SpongeBob: Yep! I guess it’s time to see what the best musician ever thinks.
Dave The Intern: Yep.
Layne: So what do we have here? A Krabby Patty and a Meh Burger. Let’s see who’s my victi- I MEAN CHOICE OF SANDWICH- first.
[Layne takes a bite out of the Meh Burger and spits it out. He then takes a bite out of the Krabby Patty, and then stuffs it into his mouth.]
Layne: THE MEH BURGER IS HORRIBLE! MEH BURGER IS NOW THE KRUSTY KRAB!
Dave The Intern: So…. I don’t have to work here anymore!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[Dave runs back to his house screaming in joy.]
Squidward: Meh Burger is now the Krusty Krab?
Mr. Krabs: Yep. So you now work for me again!
Knuckles: And maybe that sponge guy can make us some more Flabby Pattys!
Squidward: AAAAAAUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Amy: Layne, you still owe me something…
Layne: Fine.
[Layne autographs Amy’s hammer. Amy then faints.]
Sonic: So, what now?
[Plankton and Eggman appear]
Plankton: YOUR DESTRUCTION!
Eggman: That was my line!
Plankton: I DON’T CARE! 
Eggman: UGH! Robot! Activate instant kill!
Robot: Yes master Eggman.
Squidward: Oh god...
[Episode End]
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