The Lightning Warrior/Chapter 90

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==Chapter 90: We Need Tae Hae a Blether==
Palladium was carrying Will's arm stump. As he was walking back to the Elemental Eliminator with it, he noticed the ashes from the Elemental Eliminator's cigar. They separated into pieces and began to form small robots.
"Drone 1, online.", one of them said.
"Drone 2, online.", another one said.
In total, ten drones were created from the ashes of the Elemental Eliminator's cigar.
[CHAPTER 90: WE NEED TAE HAE A BLETHER]
The Elemental Eliminator folded down what looked like a visor on a car, but instead of a mirror there was a flatscreen TV, along with a list of contacts. The Elemental Eliminator pressed a button that said "Master".
Several seconds later, Negative Aaron appeared on the other end.
"What is it, 0-008?", Negative Aaron asked.
"We need tae blether aboot Palladium.", the Elemental Eliminator said. "He haes juist interrupted mah mission. Th' sand elemental kent as Wull escaped wi' his lee. A' we cuid salvage wis his richt arm."
"You have no excuse.", Negative Aaron said sternly.
"Exactly!", the Elemental Eliminator shouted. "Tis Palladium's fault that it happened!"
"You seem to have no responsibility for your actions.", Negative Aaron said. "But I guess that's what we get for sending you out on a mission immediately after completing you."
"Negative Aaron, ah wull pumpin' murder ye if ye gonnae say that again!", the Elemental Eliminator shouted. "Ah juist tellt ye, Palladium interrupted mah mission! He's hee haw bit a scunner! Gie him something else tae dae!"
"Do I hear insubordination?", Negative Aaron asked. "Listen here jocky: You have neither the authority nor the power to speak to me in that tone!"
"Jocky, say ye!?", the Elemental Eliminator shouted. "Listen 'ere, dickhead! Ah'ament listening tae ye! A'm gonnae murdurr a' th' elementals, bit under mah ain steam! Git that, ye pure mad dafty!?"
The Elemental Eliminator raised his palm to the camera.
"'N' then, a'm comin' fur ye.", he said angrily.
A riverstone sword came out of his palm, destroying the camera.
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"Such a dumbass.", Negative Aaron said.
~*~*~*~*
"Master 0-008, an elemental has been spotted 30 yards to the south!", Drone 10 shouted.
"Whit!?", the Elemental Eliminator shouted.
The Elemental Eliminator walked onto a balcony on his ship to see a figure wearing blue running towards him. His built-in scanners told him that the figure was Andrew the water elemental.
"Andra, th' notorious traitor wi' th' crab claws.", the Elemental Eliminator said. "Murdurr him, bit lea a body. Dinnae spill awfy much blood, we aye need it."
"Yes, master!", all of the drones shouted before jumping off the railing.
At that moment, two pairs of crab claws protruded from Andrew's figure.
"Have at me, dogs!", Andrew shouted.
[TO BE CONTINUED...]
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