The Rabs Awards

The Rabs Awards is the fifty-first episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, On the anniversary of the show, we celebrate The Rabs Awards!
== Transcript ==
The following contains all versions of the script for this episode.
== Original (Directors Cut) ==
* [The episode begins with a special intro.]
* Narrator: Welcome to The Rabs Awards! The animated special celebrating one year of The Mr. Rabs Show! But before we get to that...
* Narrator: Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show...
* ["Award Winners A" plays.]
* [Mr. Zabs "drops" Mr. Rabs] - Amnesia
* [Mr. Rabs waves at Purple Mr. Rabs and Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, as they drive away into the sunset] - Purple Mr. Rabs
* [The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there] - Osama bin Laden's Argument
* [Just as Evil Mr. Rabs reaches out, Guy Fieri appears in a burst of smoke.] - The Paper Cut
* [SpongeBob hits the griddy while singing "Swag Like Ohio."] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom?
* [The bomb is detonated, successfully destroying the cartel building. Everyone escapes safely.] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? Part II
* [Everybody surprises Dedenne Guy.] - Dedenne Guy
* [Mr. Zabs punches his arm through his TV screen, breaking it.] - Vern and Johnny
* [Cleveland and Mr. Zabs crank up the music, having a giant party.] - iHate Drake
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 is in his room, calling Mr. Rabs] - Bad Piggies
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs 2.0.] - 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge.
* [IShowSpeed gets hit in the head with the giant anvil.] - Rabs for Mayor
* [Quidward dies in RongeRob's arms.] - The Troit
* [Mr. Zabs says goodbye to SB Returns.] - SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns
* [Squiddard wakes up.] - Squiddard, the Choir Boy
* [The Mr. Rabs Group high-fives] - VincentBob WallerPants
* [Mr. Rabs drops his mug, waking up Purple Patrick from Opposite Day] - Mr. Rabsensation
* [Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air.] - Osama bin Laden Returns
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 uses his Donald Trump Powers to restore order to the broadcast] - Rabsjack
* [Evil Mr. Rabs slams the door open, hitting Squiddard] - Rabsbabies
* [The Mr. Rabs gang points the peashooters at her] - The Rabening
* [Customer #1, Customer #2, 9 + 10 Kid, Muscle Man, Jim, Thug, Thug #2, SpongeBob Returns, Unknown Hand, Burger Beard, Kyle, David, Receptionist, Mr. Nabs, Ghetto Ian and Ghetto Antwan, Cashier, Fred, Kuromi, EDP445, Cop #1, Joe Biden, What Zit Tooya, Nicolas Carr, Dr. Fortnite B. Science, Utrenkl, Police Officer #1, Znail Fail and SpongeGlock w/ Legs walk in.] - I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic
* [Mrs. Rabs Slams the door open] - The Garfield Show: Bad Boy
* [Kuromi explodes] - The Garfield Show: Nermal's Revenge
* [Windows 7 says a speech.] - Immigration Rabs
* [The Mr. Rabs Gang sees Then bends in the Taxi. They stop and kick him out] - Road to Crack Island
* [Kanye pays for the thing and goes home, but sees something shocking on his door step.] - An Interview with AI-Kanye West
* [Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed are on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset] - Rabs in Time
* [Jack Black sniffles.] - Tenacious Rabs
* [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are sitting, laughing] - The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Reunion Special
* [SpongeTom suddenly appears.] - Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs
* [Mr. Labs walks in.] - Mr. Rabs meets Mr. Labs
* [Suddenly, The Health Inspector comes in] - The Ouchie! Machine
* [The movie screen reads Sir Urchin and Snail Fail PORN the Movie] - The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie
* [Dead Mans Hill] - Ride, Rabs, Ride!
* [Mr. Zabs suddenly crashes in, through the window, hitting Windows 7, making him fall on the "Upgrade" button] - Accidents Willin't Happen
* [QuackersClocks gives Windows 7 Normal Pills.] - Quackers and Windows
* [Suddenly, Mr. Rabs wakes up. The building around him is destroyed] - That's The Tooth
* [Mr. Rabs jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes] - Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation
* [The bucket hits a conveniently placed spring] - Quidward Returns
* [Kuromi's head falls off] - Quid's Visit
* [Suddenly, Goo Lagoon's waters are sucked into RongeRob.] - The Good Rabby Name
* [Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields] - The Mr. Rabs Movie
* [Mr. Rabs flies off into the sky once more.] - Invisirabs
* [Suddenly, Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 fly in through the ceiling] - NauticalSponge's Trial
* [Mr. Rabs gives SpongeRob a free Rabby Patty.] - The Quackers Plot
* [CowCowManManThingIt lands on Mr. Rabs 2.0s' car windows.] - RabsRabsZabsZabsThingIt
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] - The Ghetto Mr. Rabs Show
* [Evil Mr. Rabs laughs evilly.] - Patented Skill Issue
* [Mr. Zabs runs as fast as he can from Big D Randy.] - Road Work Ahead
* [Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0 takes one of the bubbles and the transition stops. He then proceeds to mold it into a car, and drives off, leaving the rest of the gang behind] - Animany's Freakout
* [The gang suddenly appears, and they all jump in the air before freezing] - The Cat.
* [Cut to black. Transition to RabsFinale, w/ Lap Steel.]
* Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious!
* RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of?
* Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit- RongeRob: D-dog semen?
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
* RongeRob: I can't believe you would do that, Apu!
* Kanye West: Let's just go home.
* [They all walk to their house.]
* Mr. Rabs: I can't believe Apu would do that!
* Kuromi: I agree. It's unforgivable.
* Tutweezy: We should just leave this in the past.
* Mr. Zabs: Were you ever in this show?
* Tutweezy: Not until now.
* [The background characters all walk home, and now it's just Mr. Rabs, RongeRob and the gang.]
* Mr. Rabs. Well, I guess this is where we part ways.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Farewell, Mr. Rabs. It's been fun.
* [The two shake hands.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: This was really fun. I'll miss going on all these adventures with you guys.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. (Chuckles.)
* Mr. Zabs: Goodbye, Mr. Rabs.
* [The three walk away.]
* Mr. Labs: It was nice to be here for awhile, even if it wasn't that long.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah. Well, Mr. Rabs, see you on the flipside.
* [They shake Mr. Rabs hand, and walk away.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it's just us two.
* RongeRob: Yeah.
* [The two start to walk together, to The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: You know, RongeRob, I never imagined it would end like this. After all we've been through, all the laughs, all the adventures.
* SpongeBob: Yeah. Even if Then bends has his reasons, so sudden? I mean, it's only been, like 6 months!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
* [They reach the Patty Shack. It is now sunset.]
* RongeRob: Well, I guess this is where I leave you, Mr. Rabs. It's been real.
* Mr. Rabs: Take care of yourself, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob walks off into the sunset.]
* [Despite the uncertainty of what lay ahead, Mr. Rabs' knew one thing for certain: he would carry the memories of their adventures together with him always, a testament to the bonds they had formed and the journey they had shared. With that thought in mind, Mr. Rabs pushed open the door to The Patty Shack and stepped inside, ready to face whatever the future held. Cut to black.]
* [Fade from black.]
* Mr. Zabs: That ending was really rushed, huh?
* [The camera nods.]
* Mr. Zabs: Well, I have some good news for you! Did any of you like "The Mr. Rabs Show?"
* [The camera says "no."]
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, well that's too bad. I just wanted to announce that ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING, CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF THE MR. RABS SHOW!
* Kuromi: Don't get your hopes up, look at Then bends' track record, after all!
* [Cut to to Mr. Rabs inviting everybody inside his house.]
* Mr. Rabs: Come on In, everybody.
* [They come inside.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, I'm gonna get something. Just wait a moment.
* [A couple seconds go by.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, how long are we gonna wait here?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. It could be a minute.
* Narrator: One Minute Later...
* [Cut back to Mr. Rab's House.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright guys, come outside!
* [The gang opens the doors, and are stunned.]
* Mr. Labs: Oh my god! A Limo?
* Mr. Rabs: Yup! Now what do you say? Let's hop inside.
* All: Yay!
* [The gang hops inside of the limo, and it starts to drive to the awards show.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How'd Mr. Rabs convince Then bends to do this? I mean, can you actually believe we're actually going to the Rabs Awards? It's like a dream come true!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Absolutely! This is going to be the highlight of the year, and it's only May... and it's already May...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I hope they have good foods.
* Mr. Zabs: Food, schmood. Why is that the first thing you think of?
* Mr. Labs: Woah, woah, Mr. Zabs! Let's not start anything, after all, we all know that food is yummy!
* Break: Amen, Brother!
* Mr. Rabs: Who are you?
* Break: You haven't noticed? I've been driving this limo the whole time.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, what kind of food do you think they'll have?
* Mr. Blabs: Who cares about food when there's an awards show to attend?
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, settle down, everyone. Let's not argue over food. We'll find out soon enough.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah, I suppose you're right. Sorry for being like that.
* Mr. Zabs: Me too. I just hope they have something other than stale popcorn. Yuck!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I just hope they have enough seats. I don't want to stand through the whole thing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Don't worry, guys. Mr. Rabs made sure to reserve a spot for each of us.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How did you even get us here, anyway?
* Mr. Rabs: Well... it all started with...
* [Flashback. Then bends knocks on Mr. Rabs' door.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going?
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted.
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair!
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now?
* Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show.
* Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"!
* Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye.
* [Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
* [Cut to Then bends.]
* Then bends: I can't believe I did that! What an idiot! That was my most popular show, gone! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
* Narrator: December 17, 2023
* [Mr. Rabs is scrolling online, and finds out that "The Spongebob and Kuromi Show" exists.]
* Mr. Rabs: What! Just like that? Just barely a month later? He said he was gonna take a TWO MONTH break! That scoundrel!
* [Mr. Rabs stands up.]
* Mr. Rabs: No. I won't let this happen!
* [Mr. Rabs marches over to Then bends' mansion, and slams his hand on the door so hard that it bleeds.]
* Then bends: Hell- OH MY GOD! Are you okay, Mr. Rabs? Your hand is-
* Mr. Rabs: I know my hand is bleeding! How come you could start a new show so soon?
* Then bends: Um... I just kinda felt like it?
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, okay. I understand.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks. I almost thought you were-
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Then bends.]
* Mr. Rabs: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON!
* Then bends: (Scared) WELL, UH, I UH LIKE KUROMI... AND I LIKE SPONGEBOB... AND-
* Mr. Rabs: DO YOU NOT LIKE ME?
* Then bends: NO! OF COURSE I LIKE YOU!
* [Mr. Rabs unhooks Then bends.]
* Then bends: In fact, I already got Mr. Rabs 2.0 to agree to be in the show!
* Mr. Rabs: Really? Well, in that case, you're good to go.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks.
* Mr. Rabs: But, I have a question.
* Then bends: What is it?
* Mr. Rabs: Even though the show didn't last, could we celebrate the anniversary?
* Then bends: Sure!
* Mr. Rabs: Awesome sauce!
* [Flashforward to now.]
* Mr. Rabs: We're here!
* [They step outside the limo.]
* Mr. Zabs: Wow! This is amazing!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey! It's SpongeBob!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wonder what he's saying.
* [Cut to SpongeBob.]
* SpongeBob: Wow! I can't believe we're on the red carpet! I'm not even famous!
* Patrick: Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here?
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah! It was insane! It all started a couple months ago.
* [Cut back to the gang.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Wow! That's an..
* [Cut to the line. Tympup A plays.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Enormous line...
* Mr. Eabs: Let's just hope it doesn't take us TOO LONG to get in!
* Mr. Zabs: (doing the potty dance, while sipping on a Super Big Gulp.) Yeah! I need to pee!
* Mr. Rabs: No big rush! We've got enough time!
* Announcer: The door is closing in five minutes. You couldn't have less time!
* Mr. Rabs: Go really qui-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Rabs: -ck.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, he's gone. Let's get in line.
* [The gang (excluding Mr. Zabs) gets in line.]
* Mr. Rabs: Is that who I think it is?
* [He pats the guy's back, and he looks behind, only to see Mr. Rabs, and have an instant smile on his face.]
* Mr. Rabs: RongeRob!
* RongeRob; Mr. Rabs!
* Mr. Rabs: It's been a good minute, hasn't it. How are you doing?
* RongeRob: I'm doing good, how about you?
* Mr. Rabs: I'm-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Zabs: I'm ba-ack!
* RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: RONGEROB!!!!
* RongeRob: MR!!! Zabs.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: How come you're here, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Let me tell you the story...
* [Flashback.]
* RongeRob (narrating): It all started on February 29, 2024...
* RongeRob): (Opens his front door, and checks his mailbox) Hmm? What's this?
* [Shot of the letter.]
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs? Gosh, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
* [He opens the envelope.]
* RongeRob: OH MY GOD! INVITED? TO THE RABS AWARDS? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD-
* [He explodes. Flashforward.]
* RongeRob: And that's what happened.
* Mr. Rabs: Huh.
* Mr. Eabs: Haven't we said that a lot?
* Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Flashback.]
* (Rabs In Time)
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
* Past Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Hmm. Well, power it on! See what happens this time.
* (Tenacious Rabs)
* Jack Black: That guy kinda smelled like poop to be honest.
* [Mr. Rabs, overhearing this, is heartbroken]
* Mr. Rabs: How could he do this? You were my IDOL!!!!
* [Cut to The Patty Shack]
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
* (The Mr. Rabs Movie)
* SF99: Fear not, Squiddard! I’ll save you!
* [SF99 runs towards SpingeBill, and tries to get Squiddard Music outside of his grasp, however, he fails, and is kicked away by SpingeBill]
* SF99: This is terrible! Who could I call about this? I know! Mr. Rabs!
* [Cut to The Patty Shack]
* SF99: And that’s what happened!
* (RabsFinale)
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going?
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted.
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair! Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: I guess you're right, Eabs. We have said that phrase a lot.
* Mr. Zabs: Hold on... Something doesn't feel right. Are we walking into...
* [Shot of Mr. Zabs, with an over exaggerated face.]
* Mr. Zabs: Clip show territory?
* [The gang gasps. Dramatic Impact (2) plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh no! Not clip show territory!
* RongeRob: Hey, guys remember the time Mr. Rabs' was invisible?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. Wait! No-no-no-no-no-no-
* [Flashback. SpongeTom is opening his door.]
* SpongeTom: Hello?
* [He sees a $100 bill]
* SpongeTom: A $100 bill?
* [He runs for it, but Mr. Rabs keeps dragging it away from him. SpongeTom trips on his face attempting to get it the final time.]
* SpongeTom: Aw, man! I was fooled again.
* [Transition to later]
* SpongeBob: Hey, SpongeRob. Have you heard the news!
* SpongeRob: Yeah! SpongeVille has been haunted!
* SongBob: This is terrible!
* SpongeBob: I know! Who could do such a thing?
* [Transition to later]
* Mr. Rabs: Now, to haunt Squidward!
* Squidward: I finally got a fancy date!
* [He goes outside, dressed in fancy clothes]
* [Mr. Rabs places a "Nematode" warning on Squidward's car]
* Squidward: What! My car's been infested with Nematodes? It'll take an hour by foot to get there!
* Mr. Rabs: Ooh. I feel kind of bad. I should stop screwing with people. I'll get Dr. Fortnite B. Science to fix me up!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Blabs: Come on, Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0! You should know better by now!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Sorry! I didn't mean to! It just.. It just happened!
* RongeRob: Remember the time Quidward haunted The Patty Shack?
* [RongeRob covers his mouth. The gang looks at him, angrily.]
* RongeRob: Uh-oh.
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: RongeRob!
* RongeRob: Yes, Mr. Rabs?
* Mr. Rabs: It's closing time.
* RongeRob: I know, but I love it here! Can I stay here for just one night?
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! I guess you can stay.
* [Transition to later.]
* RongeRob: Something's not right. What is it?
* [He ponders. Suddenly, he hear a noise above.]
* RongeRob: What was that? I'm armed!
* [He is holding a flashlight]
* RongeRob: Aw, it was probably just my imagination.
* [He goes back to sleep.]
* Quidward: Boo.
* RongeRob: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
* [He runs out of the cooking area.]
* RongeRob: I've gotta call Mr. Rabs!
* [He quickly dials on the phone]
* Mr. Rabs: [Half-asleep] What do you want?
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs! Quidward's haunting the Patty Shack!
* Mr. Rabs: QUIDWARD!?!??!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: How come we didn't finish that clip?
* [A big stack of papers falls down out of nowhere.]
* RongeRob: Then bends says that "he didn't want to take up too much space."
* [Another singular paper falls down.]
* RongeRob: And that he's sorry.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I guess that makes it alright.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Remember when SF99 destroyed Bikini Bottom?
* [Flashback.]
* SF99: I'LL MAKE YOU NOT SAY THAT WORD!
* ItchyBurrito: Uh oh.
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: Dude! We can't show that, and you know that already!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right! (snaps his fingers) sorry about that!
* SF99: Don't ever mention that AGAIN!
* [SF99 smacks Purple Mr. Rabs across the face.]
* Mr. Rabs: Deserved!
* [Purple Mr. Rabs smacks Mr. Rabs across the face.]
* Mr. Zabs: What do we do now?
* Mr. Eabs: We should just wait it out for about...
* [Mr. Eabs checks his watch.]
* Mr. Eabs: Maybe four more lines?
* [They wait.]
* [They still wait.]
* [They keep on waiting.]
* [They finish waiting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well... (He checks his watch) the Clip Show period is almost over. Only about 164 words left.
* RongeRob: That's great!
* Mr. Labs: Wait! I remember something else. What about that time Mr. Rabs had amnesia?
* [Flashback.]
* Doctor #1: Next!
* [Mr. Rabs walks over into the room]
* Doctor #1: Hello Sir, how may I help you?
* Mr. Rabs: Hi. I’ve lost my memory, and don’t know who I am.
* Doctor #1: I want to see how much memory you have lost. Let’s do a few tests. What is your name?
* Mr. Rabs: Uhhhh…..
* Doctor #1: This isn’t good. Nobody’s ever failed the first question. I’m afraid you have “Memory Loss”
* Mr. Rabs: That’s terrible!
* [Flashforward.]
* RongeRob: I remember that! Remember that time that Kanye West's AI-Twin went on the air?
* [Flashback]
* Mr. Rabs: Hello, Mr. West!
* AI Kanye: Hello, Rabs. It's great to be here. Before you say anything, let me tell you bout me. My name is Kanye West, and after a long day of work, I go to my Kanye Nest to take a Kanye Rest. I wake up feeling my Kanye Best. Than, I get Kanye Dressed, and put on my Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. I go to church and become Kanye Blessed, Then go to a Hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then I go to school to take a Kanye Test. I forgot to brush my teeth today, did I run out of my Kanye Crest? No, my neighbor stole it. What a Kanye Pest.
* Mr. Rabs: Uh... Ok.... Now, we're gonna ask you a few questions.
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, I've been experimenting with a new fashion line inspired by intergalactic fruit salad. It's all about blending cosmic kiwis, space strawberries, and moonmelon patterns into my clothing. I believe it's the next evolution of fashion, transcending mere earthly style to embrace the celestial chic. Plus, I'm working on a project to convert my lyrics into hieroglyphics and then translate them into dolphin sounds. Dolphins are the future, man. They're the true connoisseurs of my music, and I'm just trying to keep up with their underwater vibes. So, yeah, haters gonna hate, but I'm busy sculpting the fashion and auditory landscapes of the multiverse!
* Mr. Rabs: Um... Anyway, people have criticized your new album, Donda 2. What do you think about the hate?
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I saw a squirrel wearing a tiny sombrero, and it got me thinking about the universe, man. Like, are we all just tiny sombrero-wearing squirrels in the grand scheme of things, trying to find our acorns of wisdom in a forest of confusion? And speaking of acorns, have you ever tried making acorn pancakes? It's a game-changer, my friend. So, to answer your question, the hate on Donda 2 is like trying to find a pancake recipe in a forest of sombrero-wearing squirrels. It's a journey, man, a journey.
* Mr. Rabs: Um... alright, let's cut to a commercial break!
* [Mr. Rabs goes backstage to talk to Purple Mr. Rabs]
* Mr. Rabs: Something's off with Kanye!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, maybe it's just his bipolar!
* Mr. Rabs: No, I'm serious! He looks different, he talks different, he SPEAKS differentl! Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good! I'm calling the gang up, now!
* [Flashforward.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I still can't believe Kanye would do that!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, but, you know how we got him?
* Kanye West: Alright so how much will this be?
* [Flashback.]
* Barg N' Mart Employee: $56.08
* [Kanye pays for it and goes home, but sees something shocking on his doorstep.]
* Kanye West: WH-WHA!?? MR. RABS! AND THE... OTHER MR. RABS'!
* Mr. Zabs: It's Zabs! Mr. Zabs!
* Kanye West: Whatever are you guys doing on my doorstep?!
* Mr. Rabs: We're trying to ask you something. You've been acting weird lately. What's going on?
* Kanye West: (Sighs) I'm not going to lie to you. I hired an AI version of me to show up instead because my schedule for today was booked, and I just couldn't say no!
* Mr. Rabs: It's okay, ye.
* Kanye West: I'm so sorry. How could I ever repay you?
* Mr. Rabs: There is one thing...
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs in the recording studio. Mr. Rabs is singing.]
* Kanye West: Wow, you're great!
* Mr. Rabs: It runs in the family!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Zabs: I still can't believe he didn't know my name!
* Mr. Blabs: I bet he doesn't know my name!
* Mr. Labs: No, he doesn't know my name!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: No, mine!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: No!
* [They all get into a fight.]
* Mr. Nabs: No, my name!
* [The fight stops.]
* Mr. Zabs: Didn't you used to be called "Nr. Nabs?"
* Mr. Nabs: They had to change my name for legal purposes... cause "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" was banned and all.
* RongeRob: Oh yeah! Squiddard! You remember that Mr. Rabs?
* Mr. Rabs: Wh-what? Wh-who's Squiddard? I don't know that guy!
* RongeRob: Oh, really? Let me tell the story.
* [Flashback.]
* RongeRob (narrating): It all started when Squiddard went to get a newspaper!
* Squiddard: (Humming) Hm? What's this?
* [He picks up a newspaper.]
* Squiddard: Wh- KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO IS BETTER THAN CHOIR BOYS! This is an outrage! All Choir Boys fans, come forward!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, Then bends!
* [Camera moves up to Then bends, sitting on a chair, floating above the building. Then bends rolls his eyes, and the camera pans back down to Mr. Rabs.]
* Mr. Rabs: Legally, we can't show anymore than that!
* RongeRob: Laws, Schaws! That promise is like a year old!
* Mr. Rabs: We don't break promises around here!
* RongeRob: Oh, okay. I'll tell it differently so nobody'll get mad!
* [Flashback.]
* Squiddard: I'd Like to file a Complaint! Let me speak to the manager!
* Receptionist: Mr. Rabs!
* Mr. Rabs: What?
* Receptionist: Squiddard is here for you!
* Mr. Rabs: Squiddard, what do you want?
* Squiddard: I'd like to express my aunguish at the fact you believe the "SpongeBob SquarePants" episode "The Krusty Krab Training Video" is better than "Choir Boys". This has hurt my feelings due to the fact this statement is clearly incorrect. I would like you to reprint the paper, only it saying that "Choir Boys" is the true greater episode.
* Mr. Nabs: (crying) WHAT A PASSIONATE CHOIR BOY!
* Mr. Rabs: W-wow Squiddard. I'll make sure to be more careful the next I tackle those opinions.
* Squiddard: Gee, thanks! You know, I thought you'd do something so much worse, like murder me and rape my corpse!
* Mr. Rabs: Why would I do that?
* [They laugh. Flashforward.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Now it's just lame!
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah.
* RongeRob: Oh okay.
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Nabs: What a freaking nerd!
* [Flashforward.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you censored nerd?
* RongeRob: Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0... just... ok?
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'll kill him
* [Pulls out a pistol]
* Squiddard: Woah Nelly! We don't need to go that far!
* Mr. Rabs: (Shoots him, killing him) I'm so sorry Squiddard.
* Mr. Nabs: Harsh
* Mr. Rabs (Shoots Mr. Nabs)
* [Cut to The Patty Shack. Mr. Rabs is crying in his office]
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, What's wrong?
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, Rongeroy. I killed Squiddard Music, and I can't live with myself anymore!
* RongeRob: Tough. I got a great idea!
* Mr. Rabs: What is it?
* [Cut to Floaters Cemetary]
* Mr. Rabs: You want me to...
* [The flashback pauses.]
* RongeRob (narrating): I think we all know how this goes.
* [Cut to later.]
* Squiddard Music: Mr. Rabs? What are you doing on top of me?
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, nothin! (Whispering: It worked!)
* [RongeRob winks]
* Squiddard Music: Thanks for reviving me Rabs! How could I repay you?
* Mr. Rabs: By never talking about this moment again.
* Squiddard Music: Will do!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: What a story.
* SpongeBob: What's taking so long in this line!
* RongeRob: Oh, hey, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: What's up, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Just been listenin' to some memories... you know, fill 'er with filler?
* SpongeBob: I get you.
* RongeRob: So, why are you here? And why are you here with Patrick and Kuromi?
* SpongeBob: It's a long story. Let me explain.
* [Flashback.]
* SpongeBob (narrating): It all started when... SQUIDWARD CHEATED ON ME!
* SpongeBob: (Gaps) Squidward!
* Squidward: SpongeBob, wait!! It’s not what it looks like!
* SpongeBob: I’ll tell you what it looks like! My husband… and my best friend… MAKING OUT? How could you guys?
* [Slams the door. Cut to Mr. Rabs 2.0's Fancy Guns.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That’s terrible!
* SpongeBob: I know. I just feel so bad, divorcing Squidward so suddenly. Even if he cheated on me.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Here’s what you should do...
* SpongeBob (narrating): Mr. Rabs 2.0 wasn't any help, so I asked Patrick...
* Patrick: And I was the hardest I’d ever been!
* SpongeBob (narrating): He wasn't any help either. No duh. So, I asked somebody who had always been reliable for me... Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: I understand what you're going through. I went through a pretty painful divorce with Pearl's Mom. Like you, I was told to bottle it up, And at first, things went well...
* [Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles]
* Mr. Krabs: Who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are!
* [Flash Forward]
* Mr. Krabs: But after a while...
* [Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles]
* Mr. Krabs: Who's a good...
* [Mr. Krabs collapses, and starts crying. Flash Forward]
* Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I really think you should see a professional.
* SpongeBob: Professional Wrestler?
* Mr. Krabs: No! A Therapist!
* SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. I'll try it out.
* SpongeBob (narrating): Later, I ran into Squidward, and we talked it out. There was this weird Mike Guy spawning characters in, I don't know what was going on with him.
* Mr. Rabs (narrating): That'll probably be explained in another show!
* SpongeBob (narrating): Hey! I'm the one narrating here. Anyway, a little while later, Squidward moved away...
* SpongeBob: He's moving away...?
* SpongeBob (narrating): And Mr. Krabs was just as shocked as I was...
* Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD IS MOVING!?!?
* SpongeBob (narrating): It was sad for a while...
* SpongeTom: I'm prepared!
* SpongeBob: YOU CAN'T REPLACE SQUIDWARD! NOBODY CAN!
* [Runs out crying]
* SpongeTom: Was it something I said?
* SpongeBob (narrating): But I moved on...
* SpongeBob: (Opens the front door of his Pineapple House, and walks to Bikini Bottom Park, silently. He goes to sit on a bench.) This really is it.
* [Pause.]
* SpongeBob: Squidward really is gone, huh.
* [Cut to Squidward, sitting on a bench in "Compton City Park".]
* Squidward: I've really moved away from Bikini Bottom, haven't I.
* [He grabs a Portable CD Player.]
* [Cut to SpongeBob, who also has a Portable CD Player.]
* SpongeBob: [Puts a disk, reading "SpongeBob and Squidward's Favorite Songs"!, and starts sniffling. Suddenly, "Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" starts playing. Cut to Squidward, crying on the Compton Bench, listening to the same disk, looking at the night sky. The camera pans up.]
* SpongeBob (narrating): Ooh! Ooh! I almost forgot to mention this! I went to jail!
* Police Officer #1: Aha!
* SpongeBob: (Sweating) W-what'd you find?
* Police Officer #1: THIS PEANUT COVERED IN WEED!
* SpongeBob: (Craps his pants) I got diarrhea!
* Police Officers #2: Tell it to the Judge, SquarePants!
* [They throw him into the back of the Police Car]
* SpongeBob: I didn't do anything! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
* SpongeBob (narrating): You probably know how that went...
* [Cut to the Prison. SpongeBob is in the shower, cleaning himself. Suddenly, he drops a bar of soap on the ground.]
* SpongeBob: Whoops! I'd better get that!
* [Suddenly, Muscular prisoners appear around him.]
* Buff Dude Prisoner: You gonna get that?
* SpongeBob: Uh oh.
* SpongeBob (narrating): So I escaped!
* SpongeBob: There it is! My chance to escape!
* [He hops out, and cautiously to avoid Security, and is able to successfully get out.] SpongeBob: I did it!... I DID IT! WOOO-HOOO!! YEAH!!!
* SpongeBob (narrating): Turns out that Bubble Bass incriminated me! So, me and Patrick confronted him.
* Mama Bass: Hello?
* SpongeBob: I'm looking for a "Bubble Bass."
* Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS!
* Bubble Bass: (From basement.) What do you want, mom!
* Mama Bass: Somebody's here for you!
* [Bubble Bass comes upstairs.]
* Bubble Bass: (Gasps) SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Bubble Bass. I know what you did. You put a Grass covered Peanut inside of my house, and then told the Cops I had weed to get me arrested!
* Bubble Bass: OKAY! It's true. But guess what, you have no evidence!
* SpongeBob: Oh, really? (He Pulls out a Tape recorder from his back pocket.)
* Bubble Bass (on tape Recorder): OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true.
* Bubble Bass: Uh oh.
* SpongeBob (narrating): That's just Season 1a! Wait till we-
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: If you say one more word I'm going to scream.
* [SpongeBob awkwardly slinks into the shadows.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm tired of all the filler clipshow nonsense! When will we get to the awards show?
* Mr. Rabs: Then bends won't let us go until it's been 5 minutes until the announcer said there was 5 minutes left.
* Then bends; Sorry, guys! Just trying to be accurate!
* Mr. Labs: Oh, please! "The Deez Nuts Episode" has at least 20 spelling mistakes!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Hey guys, don't fight! The show is about to-
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it seems like we're running out of lines here.
* RongeRob: Yeah, it's been quite the ride though.
* Mr. Zabs: Indeed.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hey, did anyone notice how the weather's been lately?
* Mr. Labs: Not really, been too busy reminiscing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, but it's probably sunny, like always.
* RongeRob: I could use some sun.
* Mr. Zabs: Guys, we've got like, what, 15 words left?
* Mr. Rabs: Well, let's count them down.
* All: 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
* [Fireworks burst off in the background.]
* Announcer: The Rabs Awards have started!
* Usher: Ticket. please.
* Mr. Rabs: Here you go!
* Usher: Alright, go in.
* [They go inside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, could I come in?
* Usher: Sorry, the show has already started.
* [The Usher goes inside, and slams the door.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh no you don't!
* [Cut to the inside.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! This place is beautiful! Could you believe it took us 15 pages just to get here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's a lot.
* RongeRob: At least Mr. Rabs 2.0 hasn't even mentioned Trump once!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, Trump! I'm a big fan of him! This one time I-
* (Mr. Rabs 2.0 keeps yapping in the background.)
* Mr. Rabs: (Sarcastically) Thanks, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob lightly chuckles.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, guys! Look who I found!
* IShowSpeed: Hi.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh my god! IShowSpeed!
* Mr. Eabs: We're like... HUGE FANS OF YOU!!!!!!!!
* IShowSpeed: Thanks! I'm a huge fan of you guys as well.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you aren't so chaotic.
* IShowSpeed: That's just how I act on film.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I see.
* [Suddenly, they hear a noise above.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, do you guys hear that?
* [The gang continues to converse, confused about the noise above (although their conversation is not heard.) Pan above.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Smashing a Jackhammer onto the ceiling) Why won't this work?
* [He sees a box labeled "Stuff you can break ceiling with".]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Montage: "The Pollywog Strut" plays. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a balloon hammer and tries to break the ceiling, to no avail.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Why won't this stupid ceiling break?! It's like it's made of titanium or something!
* [He lets go of the hammer, and it starts to fly up the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What?
* [Transition to Later. He picks up a flamethrower, and tries to melt the ceiling, but the fire ends up reflecting off the ceiling and burning his head. Drama Link (D) plays.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Youch! Stupid flamethrower! Why did I think this would work?!
* [Pollywog Strut plays again. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a power drill and starts drilling into the sky, creating a vortex in the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the?
* [Transition to latter.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ugh! This is ridiculous! Why won't anything go my way?!
* [Pan left to "Bombs R' Us."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Grins evilly to the camera) Hmm...
* [Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Let's get some grub!
* [They go to the food area, where the see SpongeBob, Patrick, and Kuromi.]
* RongeRob: Oh hey, guys! We haven't seen you in a couple minutes... or seconds? I don't know. Anyway, how have you guys been?
* SpongeBob: I've been doing fine, like I said 100 lines ago.
* Mr. Zabs: Well, how about Patrick and Kuromi, they haven't said anything, have they.
* Patrick: Well, I said "Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here" awhile back.
* KuromI: I haven't said anything yet. Damn it! I wasted my first line on that!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Can you believe we were even arguing over food earlier!
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, this looks delicious!
* [Shot of a bunch of yummy food. Makes you hungry, huh?]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Guys, it's just McDonalds.
* Mr. Blabs: McDonalds? That reminds me!
* [The background fades out and turns white. "Feel It" from "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test" begins to play.]
* Mr. Blabs: This episode is sponsored by McDonald's! At McDonald's, they value their employees and customers. Not only do they serve delicious food, just like the food that was just on screen, but they also prioritize quality service. Just last week, I swung by my local McDonald's for a quick bite, and let me tell you, the experience was top-notch.
* [Flashback.]
* McDonald's Employee: Hello, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
* Mr. Blabs: Absolutely. I'd like a... Big Mac... Medium Fries... and a... Dr. Pepper!
* McDonald's Employee: Alright thank you, we'll get that order ready right quick.
* [Transition. Text read "4 minutes later..." appears.]
* McDonald's Employee: Here you go!
* Mr. Blabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Mr. Blabs takes a bite of the food.]
* Mr. Blabs: So good!
* [As he continues to eat, he talks to the audience.]
* Mr. Blabs: So whether you're looking for a quick and affordable meal, craving some McNuggets, or just want to indulge in the joy of a Happy Meal, McDonald's has got you covered. And here's a special treat from the gang and I: use the promo code "RABSAWARDS2024" on your next visit for a free meal! Remember, I'm lovin' it! Now, back to The Rabs Awards!
* [The background goes back to normal.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, now that we've got our food we should probably sit down.
* [They go to the seating area, but find all the seats are filled.]
* Kuromi: Aw, man! There's no seats left!
* Mr. Zabs: Not to worry!
* [Mr. Zabs runs into the storage closet.]
* SpongeBob: How long is that closet?
* Mr. Rabs: Pretty long I've heard. He probably won't be out for another ho-
* [Mr. Zabs breaks through the door with 69 chairs. He throws them all on the ground.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! That's a lot of chairs!
* Patrick: I never knew you were that fast, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: I'm always fast.  Now, let's eat!
* [They begin to eat]
* Narrator: Meanwhile, with Evil Mr. Rabs...
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, sir. Does this place sell bombs?
* Bomb Dude: No duh. How many bombs do you want?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I want a bomb I can strap onto myself that won't kill me!
* Bomb Dude: Here you go! One "Unkillable 69,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm tired of these 69 jokes! So immature!
* Bomb Dude: ....One "Unkillable 70,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks outside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: With this bomb, I can kill everybody! (Evil Laughter) Now, to get inside.
* [Sponge Burgler plays. Cut back to the Awards.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, we're almost done. I think we should get going.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, the show is about to start.
* Mr. Zabs: I thought it started...
* [Pause.]
* [Still pause.]
* [Third pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: 100 lines ago!
* Mr. Rabs: All that filler just for that joke? Really, bends?
* Mr. Eabs: Anyway, we should probably get seated at the awards show.
* [The gang goes to their seats, with RongeRob, SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* Announcer: Welcome to "The Rabs Awards!" with your host... Then bends!
* [Then bends walks on stage.]
* Then bends: Hey, everyone! I know I've been around for awhile outside and stuff, but I'm the host! (Awkward laughter) but... um, yeah, let's get this started! Before we do that, though, let's take a moment to reflect on all the years we've lost over the years.
* [Award Winners A (low pitched) begins to play, and a screen lowers.]
* [The screen says "In Memory of 2023. 2023-2023." The screen says "In Memory of 2022. 2022-2022." The screen says "In Memory of 2021. 2021-2021." The screen says "In Memory of 2020. 2020-2020." The screen says "In Memory of 2019. 2019-2019."]
* Then bends: (Looks down) Yeah, this might take awhile.
* [The screen says "In Memory of 2018. 2018-2018." The screen says "In Memory of 2017. 2017-2017." The screen says "In Memory of 2016. 2016-2016." The screen says "In Memory of 2015. 2015-2015." The screen says "In Memory of 2014. 2014-2014." The screen says "In Memory of 2013. 2013-2013." The screen says "In Memory of 2012. 2012-2012." The screen says "In Memory of 2011. 2011-2011." The screen says "In Memory of 2010. 2010-2010." The screen says "In Memory of 2009. 2009-2009." The screen says "In Memory of 2008. 2008-2008." The screen says "In Memory of 2007. 2007-2007." The screen says "In Memory of 2006. 2006-2006." The screen says "In Memory of 2005. 2005-2005." The screen says "In Memory of 2004. 2004-2004." The screen says "In Memory of 2003. 2003-2003." The screen says "In Memory of 2002. 2002-2002." The screen says "In Memory of 2001. 2001-2001." The screen says "In Memory of 2000. 2000-2000." The screen says "In Memory of 1999. 1999-1999." The screen says "In Memory of 1998. 1998-1998." The screen says "In Memory of 1997. 1997-1997." The screen says "In Memory of 1996. 1996-1996." [The screen says "In Memory of 1995. 1995-1995." The screen says "In Memory of 1994. 1994-1994." The screen says "In Memory of 1993. 1993-1993." The screen says "In Memory of 1992. 1992-1992." The screen says "In Memory of 1991. 1991-1991." The screen says "In Memory of 1990. 1990-1990." The screen says "In Memory of 1989. 1989-1989." The screen says "In Memory of 1988. 1988-1988." The screen says "In Memory of 1987. 1987-1987." The screen says "In Memory of 1986. 1986-1986." The screen says "In Memory of 1985. 1985-1985." The screen says "In Memory of 1984. 1984-1984." The screen says "In Memory of 1983. 1983-1983." The screen says "In Memory of 1982. 1982-1982." The screen says "In Memory of 1981. 1981-1981." The screen says "In Memory of 1980. 1980-1980." The screen says "In Memory of 1979. 1979-1979." The screen says "In Memory of 1978. 1978-1978." [The screen says "In Memory of 1977. 1977-1977." The screen says "In Memory of 1976. 1976-1976." The screen says "In Memory of 1975. 1975-1975." The screen says "In Memory of 1974. 1974-1974." The screen says "In Memory of 1973. 1973-1973." The screen says "In Memory of 1972. 1972-1972." The screen says "In Memory of 1971. 1971-1971." The screen says "In Memory of 1970. 1970-1970." The screen says "In Memory of 1969. 1969-1969." The screen says "In Memory of 1968. 1968-1968." The screen says "In Memory of 1967. 1967-1967." The screen says "In Memory of 1966. 1966-1966." The screen says "In Memory of 1965. 1965-1965." The screen says "In Memory of 1964. 1964-1964." The screen says "In Memory of 1963. 1963-1963." The screen says "In Memory of 1962. 1962-1962." The screen says "In Memory of 1961. 1961-1961." The screen says "In Memory of 1960. 1960-1960." The screen says "In Memory of 1959. 1959-1959." The screen says "In Memory of 1958. 1958-1958." The screen says "In Memory of 1957. 1957-1957." The screen says "In Memory of 1956. 1956-1956." The screen says "In Memory of 1955. 1955-1955." The screen says "In Memory of 1954. 1954-1954." The screen says "In Memory of 1953. 1953-1953." The screen says "In Memory of 1952. 1952-1952." The screen says "In Memory of 1951. 1951-1951." The screen says "In Memory of 1950. 1950-1950." The screen says "In Memory of 1949. 1949-1949." The screen says "In Memory of 1948. 1948-1948." The screen says "In Memory of 1947. 1947-1947." The screen says "In Memory of 1946. 1946-1946." The screen says "In Memory of 1945. 1945-1945." The screen says "In Memory of 1944. 1944-1944." The screen says "In Memory of 1943. 1943-1943." The screen says "In Memory of 1942. 1942-1942." The screen says "In Memory of 1941. 1941-1941." The screen says "In Memory of 1940. 1940-1940." The screen says "In Memory of 1939. 1939-1939." The screen says "In Memory of 1938. 1938-1938." The screen says "In Memory of 1937. 1937-1937." The screen says "In Memory of 1936. 1936-1936." The screen says "In Memory of 1935. 1935-1935." The screen says "In Memory of 1934. 1934-1934." The screen says "In Memory of 1933. 1933-1933." The screen says "In Memory of 1932. 1932-1932." The screen says "In Memory of 1931. 1931-1931." The screen says "In Memory of 1930. 1930-1930." The screen says "In Memory of 1929. 1929-1929." The screen says "In Memory of 1928. 1928-1928." The screen says "In Memory of 1927. 1927-1927." The screen says "In Memory of 1926. 1926-1926." The screen says "In Memory of 1925. 1925-1925." The screen says "In Memory of 1924. 1924-1924." The screen says "In Memory of 1923. 1923-1923." The screen says "In Memory of 1922. 1922-1922." The screen says "In Memory of 1921. 1921-1921." The screen says "In Memory of 1920. 1920-1920." The screen says "In Memory of 1919. 1919-1919." The screen says "In Memory of 1918. 1918-1918." The screen says "In Memory of 1917. 1917-1917." The screen says "In Memory of 1916. 1916-1916." The screen says "In Memory of 1915. 1915-1915." The screen says "In Memory of 1914. 1914-1914." The screen says "In Memory of 1913. 1913-1913." The screen says "In Memory of 1912. 1912-1912." The screen says "In Memory of 1911. 1911-1911." The screen says "In Memory of 1910. 1910-1910." The screen says "In Memory of 1909. 1909-1909." The screen says "In Memory of 1908. 1908-1908." The screen says "In Memory of 1907. 1907-1907." The screen says "In Memory of 1906. 1906-1906." The screen says "In Memory of 1905. 1905-1905." The screen says "In Memory of 1904. 1904-1904." The screen says "In Memory of 1903. 1903-1903." The screen says "In Memory of 1902. 1902-1902." The screen says "In Memory of 1901. 1901-1901." The screen says "In Memory of 1900. 1900-1900.".]
* Then bends: You know what! Let's just, let's just skip to the end!
* [Then bends presses a remote with a red button on it 1,899 times.]
* Then bends: Phew! Anywa-
* [The screen says "And for all the years I forgot to mention, thank you, too. The screen goes back up.]
* Then bends: ANYWAY! Before we get to the good awards, let's start with some stinkers! Worst Show of 2023! (Whispering: No hard feelings.) So, for this year... we have...  "Skibidi Toilet," "The Mr. Rabs Show (just the first two seasons) and...
* [Then bends flips over the Note card.]
* Then bends: That's it. We have "Worst Episode of 2023". For this, we have uh... we have "A Very AI-Generated Christmas," we have- sorry I'm only using my own shows, I just don't want anybody to feel bad. I don't read anything on this Wiki anyway. But, we have uh, almost every episode from the first two seasons of this show, The Mr. Rabs Show. Now, go vote, you! Vote!
* [The gang walks outside, confused.]
* Mr. Labs: How come we didn't vote beforehand?
* SpongeBob: I don't know. It makes no sense.
* Mr. Rabs: We wanted it to be a surprise, I mean... I don't know... bad writing?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, enough Yap, let's vote.
* [The gang picks a choice, along with RongeRob and SpongeBob and his friends.]
* RongeRob: Well, we voted. How long do we have to wait?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: About 10 minutes.
* Mr. Rabs: Heeyyy! Ghetto Mr. Rabs! How you been?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: I been chillin' n stuff, you know how it is.
* Mr. Zabs: You censored shit but mentioned rape earlier. How come?
* Patrick: See, one is-
* Mr. Zabs: Woah, woah! Let's not finish that line! Don't wanna get... how come we always get Fandom mad?
* Mr. Rabs: So, what's been going on lately?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ah, you know, same old, same old. Just tryna stay low-key and keep my mind elevated.
* Mr. Rabs: Haha, always keepin' it real, I see. Hey, you wanna hit up Ghetto Walter White? He sells Weed instead of Meth!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Fo' sho'! Ain't nothin' like some good grub after a long day of hustlin'. Count me in, man.
* Mr. Rabs: That's what's up! Let's link up after this shindig and make it happen.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Bet that up! I'll be there, ready to roll like a blunt.
* Mr. Rabs: LOL! You're so funny! So... funny.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Aight, peace out, Mr. Rabs!
* [The two dap each other up.]
* Mr. Rabs: Nice guy.
* RongeRob: Yeah, and the writing's better for this guy. He used to just sound like any old guy in the show.
* Kuromi: I think I remember watching that a while back!
* [Flashback.]
* [Flashforward.]
* RonggeRob: No! We're not doing this again! Right, guys?
* [The camera nods "no.]
* Kuromi: Oh ok. Anyway, as I was saying...
* [Flashback.]
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: [Opening up The Weed Shack] Another day, another.... gay.
* Ghetto RongeRob: Hey, Ghetto Mr. Rabs!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh hey, Ghetto RongeRob! We've been running low on stock, so I've got a great idea!
* Ghetto RongeRob: What's that?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ask Snoop Dogg for MOAR Weed!
* Ghetto RongeRob: That's a great idea!
* [Transition to Snoop Dogg]
* Snoop Dogg: No way, man!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh well, I guess I should just give up.
* Narrator: Many Lines Later...
* Incidental 49A: Hello, what would you two like?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: We need a meeting with the uh... owner of The Plug.
* Incidental 49A: Oh, I'm sorry. He's booked for the day.
* Ghetto RongeRob: We need him quick!
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in]
* Mr. Beast: I will give you one million dollars if you let these two have their meeting!
* Incidental 49A: Oh, of course!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: (To Mr. Beast) Thanks!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: You know what? She's right. Ghetto Mr. Rabs was such an NPC... 113 days ago.
* Announcer: Alright, people, come inside as we get your results!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, we gotta go!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Let's hope nothing goes wrong!
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs. He tries to sneak in.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks in the front door.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Uhh... Hi?
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Ow....
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: How could I sneak into this awards show without getting caught?
* [He sees a window.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ah-ha! I've got it!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs looks around mischievously, before walking over and tiptoeing sideways up the wall.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright... Open Sesame!
* [He opens the window, and jumps inside, however he gets stuck due to his fat.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the!
* [He tries to push himself.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: That's the third time this week!
* [He pulls himself out.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, let's try something els-
* [Suddenly, he slips off the edge of the Window. He falls into a Dumpster.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Covered in garbage) I've got to get a new agent!
* [Transition to Later. Evil Mr. Rabs is at the costume store.]
* Frank (store owner): Alright, here's your... "Potted Plant Disguise." Let me see your card.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hands his card over.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey, wait a minute! You're Evil Mr. Rabs! You aren't trying to raid that Awards Show now, are you?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! No! I'm just dressing up for.... for Halloween!
* Frank (store owner): It's May, and this was written in February.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: W-well, I-
* [Evil Mr. Rabs steals the costume and runs out.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs turns into a toaster.]
* Frank (store owner): Dang it! I'll catch you one day Evil Mr. Rabs!
* [He runs back into his store. Evil Mr. Rabs goes back to normal.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Phew!
* [Bubble transition.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, this should work!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs claps his hands.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: OSAMA!!!!!
* [The DeLorean falls out of the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this popsicle stand started or something... I don't know that phrase, I'm not white enough.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs jumps in the front seat and starts to drive the DeLorean.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's go... 10 minutes in the past!
* [The DeLorean continues to go forward, and disappears into the fire.]
* Narrator: 10 minutes earlier...
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [The DeLorean suddenly appears.]
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Listen! I'm you from the future! To get any of the stupid Time Travel writing out of the way, you're just gonna disappear, okay?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, I mean-
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Please?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Of course, Darling!
* [Past Evil Mr. Rabs explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, let's popsicle this blowstand!
* [He puts on the plant disguise, and goes in.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm a pla-
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Not again!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Sitting a Rock.) Well, I'm stumped. I've gotta go to my restaurant, maybe Plankton! (Episode) could help.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks sadly back to his restaurant. Tohoho.... C plays. Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Then bends: Alright, everyone! So, uh, let's see who won the awards!
* [Nobody claps.]
* Then bends: Tough crowd. Anyway, the winner of the "Worst Show of 2023" Award is... "Skibidi Toilet!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi!
* [Skibidi Toilet walks onto the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Skibidi! How do you feel about winning the "Worst Show of 2023" Award?
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep.
* Then bends: Fascinating! And what do you have to say to your critics who voted for you?
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes.
* Then bends: Insightful words indeed. Now, what are your plans for the future of "Skibidi Toilet"?
* Skibidi Toilet: Yes Yes, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep.
* Then bends: Thank you, Skibidi, for sharing your thoughts with us. Let's give another round of applause for our winner!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Now we have... we have... let's see here...
* [Then bends pulls out a magnifying glass.]
* Then bends: Ah, yes! The winner of the  "Worst Episode of 2023" Award is... a tie! A tie between Amnesia, Dedenne Guy, iHateDrake, 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge, SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns and Squiddard, the Choir Boy!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Then bends from one year to 289 days ago, come up!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago comes up to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Then bends from one year to 289 days ago. How do you feel about the hate on the earlier episodes of your show?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Fuck the haters! They don't know shit about good writing! I poured my heart and soul into those episodes, and all they do is sit there and criticize like they could do any better. Well, let me tell you, they couldn't write a decent script if their lives depended on it! They're just a bunch of whiny, ungrateful assholes!
* Then bends: You're a whiny, ungrateful asshole- I mean, what about the criticism? Do you think there's any validity to it?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Validity? Ha! They wouldn't know good writing if it hit them on top of the head with a coconut! They're probably just jealous of my talent. Yeah, that's it! They wish they could come up with half the stuff I do. But no, they'd rather sit there and tear down other people's work because they're too lazy to create anything themselves.
* Then bends: Well, that's certainly one way to look at it. But don't you think there's room for improvement in your writing?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Improvement? Are you kidding me? My writing is perfect just the way it is! Those morons wouldn't know genius if it fucked them in the ass! I don't need to change a damn thing!
* Then bends: Alright, bends, I can't anymore! I'm tired of your worthless yapping! Guess what? What you wrote SUCKS! Sucks big, big, big, big, big doggy doo-doo. So PBFTT!!!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, look who's talking! Mr. "I think I'm so great because I'm the current version of Then bends." Well, newsflash, buddy! You're just a less edgy, Anti-Object Show version of me!
* Then bends: At least I know how to.... how to not get banned from The SpongeBob Music Community for homophobia! You're just a stupid Object Show Fan! A stubborn, egotistical jerk who can't handle anyone questioning your so-called "genius"!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: (Gasps) You know that ban was in 2022! And, please! Constructive criticism? More like useless babbling from a talentless hack! You couldn't come up with an original idea if it... if it fucked you in the ass!
* Then bends: You know what? You're just using shock value to cover up your lack of talent. And guess what? It's not working!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, says the guy whose idea of humor is recycled jokes and filler. You think you're so clever, with your long episodes, your effort, your not using ChatGPT to write a 22 line episode instead of writing it yourself! Everything you write is Safe and predictable!
* Then bends: Safe and predictable? Coming from the guy whose idea of innovation is trying to be funny by using swearing? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Never heard of that before!
* [Then bends gets serious for a moment.]
* Then bends: Terrible execution by the way, just saying.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: You're just jealous because I'm not afraid to push the boundaries and challenge the status quo. Unlike you, I'm not afraid to take risks and explore new territory.
* Then bends: Risks? Please! The only risk you're pushing is everybody away from around you! Whatever happened to Squiddard, huh? Whatever happened to him? You two were good friends, and you screwed it all up! Real creativity is about pushing boundaries while still respecting your audience and delivering something of substance. But I guess that's a concept you'll never understand.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Squiddard....
* Then bends: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Come on, say something! I'm waiting!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago still doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Look, I didn't mean...
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: I ruined everything. Squiddard was my friend, and I betrayed him. All for the sake of a cheap laugh. What kind of person does that make me?
* Then bends: It makes you an asshole. But hey, hey! It's alright!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: No, it's not. I have to make things right. I have to apologize to Squiddard, to everyone I've hurt.
* Then bends: Attaboy!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: At not a boy! I must make things right!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago's legs collide and become rocket ship propellers, and he flies out of the building, breaking the ceiling in the process.]
* [Silence.]
* Mr. Rabs: What a half assed apology!
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs. Nude Sting plays. Fade to black.]
* [Fade in from black. Mr. Zabs is in the same black void he was in on Line 94.]
* Mr. Zabs: You're probably wondering what's going on here. Where's the episode? Why is Mr. Zabs talking to me. Well, I have some tough news for you: We've hit a roadblock. There are no more filler segments to distract you from the fact that we're stuck here. No more scenes with Evil Mr. Rabs because his plot has reached a temporary dead end. And no, we're not outside voting or doing anything remotely interesting.
* [Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: What to do now...
* [Mr. Zabs looks around, and finds Kuromi.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, Kuromi, how's it been?
* Kuromi: Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just floating around in this void, contemplating the meaning of existence. You know, being stuck in this black void with you isn't the worst thing that's happened to me.
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, I'll take that as a compliment. But seriously, I've been thinking about how much this show has evolved over the past year.
* Kuromi: Yeah, I'll admit, it's been entertaining, to say the least. But you've got to admit, some of those episodes were... let's just say, interesting.
* Mr. Zabs: So, what should we do now?
* Kuromi: Hmm, how about we play a game? I spy with my little eye something... black.
* Mr. Zabs: Is it the void we're stuck in?
* Kuromi: Bingo!
* [The two laugh. Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: This is lame.
* Kuromi: Yeah. Let's go back to The Awards Show!
* Mr. Zabs: Awesome! How do I... let me just.
* [Mr. Zabs grabs a mallet out of nowhere and breaks the screen, transitioning back to The Episode.]
* Narrator: Welcome back to... "The Rabs Awards!"
* [Cut back to the inside. Lap Steel plays.]
* Then bends: Welcome back, everybody! It's been a wild couple of pages. But let's get back to what I do best, hosting awards shows! This time, we'll be doing good awards, and awards that were totally not stolen from this years SLA's! Now, let's see who the nominees are!
* [Then bends looks for the card in his pocket, but can't find it.]
* Then bends: Uh-oh. HEY, CHRIS!
* Chris Chan: WHAT?
* Then bends: YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE CARD!
* Chris Chan: OH. LET ME BRING IT TO YOU NOW!
* [Chris Chan comes from backstage with the card.]
* Then bends: GEE, THANKS!
* Chris Chan: Why are you still yelling at me, I'm right here.
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: You've never thought that clearly in your life. Now back there you, back!
* [Then bends whips Chris Chan, who goes backstage.]
* Then bends; Anyway, for Best Spin-Off, we have "SpongeBob 2," "New Squidward Chat" and... and that's it. For episode of the year, we have "RabsFinale," "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode," and... THE CHRONIC? THE ALBUM BY DR. DRE? This can't be right. But, hey! It's a good album, so that's not important. For Writer of the Year, we have "Mr. Writes-alot," "Homer Simpson" and "SpongeBot678". For Graphic Designer of the Year, we have "Then bends" yours, truly. We have "PrimitiveSponge129" and we have "SpongeGar."
* [Cut to SpongeGar.]
* SpongeGar: Banooga a talia foo!
* [Captions: I'm a genius!]
* Then bends: For Movie of the year, we have "The Mr. Rabs Movie," "Overcrowded" and "The Dark Stewie Movie". For best Company, we have "My asshole llc," "Microsoft" and "Plush Puppy Co". Best Album, we have "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack, "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG, "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My asshole llc, and "The Blue Album" by Weezer. For Best Musical Number in an episode, we have "4:44." That's it. Only 4:44.  For best episode of NEXT year, we have "SpongeBob Meets Garfield," "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult," "Puka A" and.. and "Whelk Attack 2....". Oh, boy! Whelk Attack 2! Anyway, final award is "Best Show." We have....
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "SpongeBob SquarePants."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: And "The Mr. Rabs Show."  Now, vote, vote, vote!
* [Everybody steps outside.]
* RongeRob: Wow, that's a lot of categories!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, 10 of them.
* Mr. Labs: Let's see, if the previous amount of words for 2 awards was 257 words, 10 awards would be about...
* [Mr. Labs gets a calculator thrown at him. He catches it and inputs stuff into it.]
* Mr. Labs: 1,285 words!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Is that a lot?
* Mr. Blabs: No duh it's a lot! All of that Trump brain rot's made you dumb!
* SpongeBob: Hey, guys! Let's not get into fights here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, you're right. SORRY "Mr." Labs.
* Mr. Labs: I'm SOOOO sorry too! Jerkface!
* [Mr. Rabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 give each other a side-eye.]
* SpongeBob: Wow, they're being so childish... gambino?
* Patrick: Yeah! This is worse than the time Mr. Krabs caught you wearing that magic crown!
* [Cutaway/flashback. SpongeBob is cooking burgers, when suddenly, Mr. Krabs walks in.]
* Mr. Krabs: (gasps) SpongeBob! where'd you get that crown? I told Squidward to get rid of it!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I found it laying in the garbage. I guess he threw it in there.
* Mr. Krabs: Well then throw it back or you're fired!
* SpongeBob: Are you serious?
* Mr. Krabs: Dead serious.
* SpongeBob: Well, you're the boss!
* [Flashforward.]
* SpongeBob: Well, it wasn't my fault! Squidward told me to put it on! And telling somebody to throw it back can have A LOT of meanings!
* Patrick: (giggling) You're so gay!
* SpongeBob: What! I'm not gay!
* Kuromi: Yipe!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: What's Wrong?
* Kuromi: (Angry) My Melo...
* [Cut to a shot of My Melody walking around, happily.]
* Mr. Eabs: What's wrong with her?
* [Kuromi pulls out her Kuromi Note.]
* Kuromi: Kuromi Note Number 69!
* [Flashback. Kuromi Note plays.]
* Kuromi (past)i: I should go to McDonald's today!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Kuromi (past): Hello, McDonald's! Can I have one Grimace Shake?
* McDonald's Employee: Sorry, sir. We're all out of Grimace Shakes.
* Kuromi (past): You have no right to call me sir! And who ordered all the grimace shakes?
* McDonald's Employee: A little rabbit girl, said her name was "Melody."
* [Kuromi becomes frozen in ice. Flashforward.]
* Kuromi: And I couldn't order a single Grimace Shake!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's unjustified resentment.
* RongeRob: Yeah, Kuromi, I think you may be overreacting a little bit.
* Hoopla Kid: 9/11!
* [RongeRob throws a Semi-Truck at Hoopla Kid.]
* Mr. Rabs: Why'd he say that?
* RongeRob: That was the 911th line.
* [Suddenly, My Melody appears behind Kuromi.]
* My Melody: Oh, hi Kuromi!
* Kuromi: Aaah!
* [Kuromi, startled, accidentally throws her Kuromi Note into a Fireplace.]
* My Melody: Oh no! Your book!
* [Kuromi is shocked.]
* My Melody: I'm so sorry about your book! Here, I'll go fix it!
* [My Melody goes away temporarily.]
* Mr. Rabs: She seems harmless. What's got you all worked up?
* Kuromi: Harmless? Harmless?! That little...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: It seems like My Melody just wants to be friends.
* Kuromi: Friends?! Ha! I'd sooner be friends with a cactus!
* [My Melody returns, holding Kuromi's book.]
* My Melody: Here you go, Kuromi! I fixed it as best as I could.
* Kuromi: Thanks, I guess.
* [My Melody skips away.]
* Mr. Rabs: See? She's just trying to be nice.
* Kuromi: Nice my ass...
* Mr. Zabs: A lot of people have nice'd your ass! Just look up (Breath in)
* [Cut to SMPTE color bars. Cut to the void. Mental Caverns Without Sunshine plays.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, Kuromi. What's up?
* Kuromi: You've already asked me that! It's... It's just.. GRAAH! I'm so bored of this stupid void!
* Mr. Zabs: Same here. Say, do you have any ideas on how we can pass the time?
* Kuromi: Hmm, let me think. Ah, I've got it! Let's play some video games.
* Mr. Zabs: How are we going to do that?
* Kuromi: Leave it to me. Check this out!
* [Kuromi reaches somewhere above the camera, and grabs an N64.]
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, where did you get those?
* Kuromi: Don't worry about it. Now, let's get this going.
* [Kuromi and Mr. Zabs set up the console.]
* Mr. Zabs: What game should we play first?
* Kuromi: How about Super Golden Sigma?
* Mr. Zabs: Pure Epic Sauce! Let's get it going!
* [Kuromi inserts the cartridge.]
* Mr. Zabs: Huh, that's weird. Why isn't it working?
* Kuromi: Oh no, I think I just realized something.
* Mr. Zabs: What is it?
* Kuromi: There are no outlets in the void. We have no way to power the console.
* Mr. Zabs: Oh no, you're right. We're stuck here with no way to play video games.
* Kuromi: This is a disaster! What are we going to do now?
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know. Hey! Maybe we should call a random person!
* Kuromi: Ooh! I know! I saw this in a restroom once! Something about "Cult, Znail Fail Republic" I don't know!
* Mr. Zabs: Sounds cool! What was the number?
* Kuromi: It was 1-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Alright, let me dial it.
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his phone and dials the number.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hello?
* [Cut back to the episode.]
* Mr. Eabs: Don't say things like that, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, that's really crossing a line.
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, sorry guys, I didn't mean to stir things up. My bad.
* Kuromi: It's okay, Mr. Zabs. Let's just move on and forget about it.
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, look who it is!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: SongBob!
* SongBob: Hi! I brought some friends?
* Mr. Eabs: Ooh! Who'd you bring?
* SongBob: These retards.
* [Shot of Hamood Habibi and FlowerBob.]
* FlowerBob: Hi!
* Hamood Habibi: مرحبا ايها الاصدقاء.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: So, have either of you two heard of liberals?
* FlowerBob: Liberals? Oh yeah! I hate those guys!
* Hamood Habibi: إنهم حمقى.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wow, SongBob! You've got some smart friends.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, we all hate liberals here!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah! Wait, no I don't.
* Patrick: What's a liberal?
* [Everybody looks at Patrick. Tympup (a)]
* SpongeBob: Liberals are evil people who spread Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus!
* Patrick: Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus? That's terrible!
* SpongeBob: I know.
* [SpongeBob puts his head down, dejected.]
* SpongeBob: But, there's nothing we can do about it.
* SongBob: Yeah. I mean, what kind of fool could like liberals?
* [Pomp and Circumstance plays.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Right. We have only one true leader, and that is Mr. Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a visionary leader who has single-handedly saved this country from the brink of destruction. His policies have brought prosperity, security, and freedom to all true patriots! And let me tell you, folks, those liberals can't stand it! They'll do anything to undermine our great leader and his accomplishments!
* Others: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: But we won't let them win! We will stand strong together, united in our support for President Trump and the values he represents! We will continue to fight against the liberal agenda and defend our way of life. So let me hear you all say it loud and proud: "Make America Great Again!"
* Others: Make America Great Again!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's the spirit! Together, we will make sure that America remains the greatest nation on Earth, now and forever!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Sniffling) That was beautiful!
* Kuromi: I think I just pissed myself, that was so good.
* All: Happy 1000 lines!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Anyway, SongBob. Thank you for showing up. Without you, we wouldn't have heard Mr. Rabs 2.0's beautiful speech! I don't think I'm gay anymore, in fact.
* SpongeBob: We've already done that plot point with me!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right.
* SongBob: I'm just glad we were here for such a historic moment!
* Hamood Habibi: نحن على النار الليلة!
* FlowerBob: Oh, no! I don't wanna be on fire!
* SongBob: You're not on fire, FlowerBob! You silly goose!
* [SongBob pets FlowerBob's head.]
* SongBob: He just means we're making good choices, being here n' such.
* Hamood Habibi: نعم! آسف إذا كنت الخلط بينك!
* FlowerBob: It's okay, Hamood.
* [They go back to doing their own thing.]
* Mr. Blabs: How come they could understand Hamood? For Osama, we all speak arabic just for him.
* Mr. Labs: I don't know, but Mr. Rabs 2.0, you're so smelly!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, at least I have a job! DOOKIEHEAD!
* Mr. Labs: Oh yeah? Well, at least I don't sell guns, FARTBRAIN!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: At least I'm not a nerd, ASSHAT!
* Mr. Labs: At least I can use a calculator, Dabs!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It's Rabs, you Poopy Head!
* Mr. Labs: Whatever, Dabs, Blabs, Rabs, you're all the same to me!
* Mr. Rabs: (gasps) You take that back, you pocket-protector protector protector wearing geek!
* SpongeBob: Guys, guys! Let's not fight. Remember, we're all here to celebrate the Rabs Awards!
* Mr. Labs: No! I'm not taking that back! I'm not even a nerd! I just brought this calculator this ONE time and you all call me a nerd!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates!
* [The two get into a big fight.]
* Cop #1: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, son. I'm gonna have to arrest you two if you don't stop fighting!
* [The two suddenly stop. Hooka plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'm sorry, Mr. Labs. You're not really a nerd, and I know that.
* Mr. Labs: I'm sorry, Mr. Rabs. Your names really are confusing.
* [They shake hands.]
* Cop #1: Hmm... okay... but, if I see you do ONE more thing.
* Mr Rabs: No, no, no! We're good, we're good!
* [They are now at the front of the line, voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this voting started! So, what do you guys think the best spin-off was? I personally think "New Squidward Chat" was the best.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah, that's true. I loved "New Squidward Chat in Court!"
* Mr. Rabs: Right? Right! The quote "This man, Markiplier, does not condom the smoking of any herbal substances." was so good!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Did you mean "condone?"
* Mr. Rabs: No. That's how it was written.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Nah, I'm going with "SpongeBob 2." It's a pretty faithful sequel.
* Mr. Labs: Me too!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, nutes! I don't know what to chose. I think I'll just go with "SpongeBob 2" too.
* Mr. Eabs: Well, I like "New Squidward Chat" more.
* RongeRob: "SpongeBob 2" is better!
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah!
* SpongeBob: And I think "SpongeBob 2" is better also.
* Patrick: If SpongeBob likes "SpongeBob 2," it must be better.
* [SpongeTom walks by.]
* SpongeTom: Oh, hey guys! What's all the voting about?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, hey SpongeTom! It's been awhile since we've last seen you!
* SpongeTom: Yeah! Even if it's only been...
* [SpongeTom puts his hand up to count.]
* SpongeTom: 1 episode! So, what's going on?
* Mr. Zabs: You didn't hear? The Rabs Awards?
* SpongeTom: Rabs Awards? No, I just got here! I got lost and this nice guy let me come in.
* [Shot of the Usher doing a thumbs up.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, SpongeTom. Would you like to join us?
* SpongeTom: Sure!
* [SpongeTom has joined your party!]
* Mr. Eabs: What's with the Pop-ups?
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs, planning, with Plankton! (episode)]
* Plankton! (episode): Hmm... sounds like they've got tough security over there. It's not like they'd let anybody who's lost in.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I know! It's so annoying! I don't know what to do, but I'd love to crash the awards. I mean, I bought this bomb!
* [Shot of the "Unkillable 69,000]
* Plankton! (episode): THE UNKILLABLE 69,000? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO ELUSIVE THESE ARE?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Really? There's no way THIS is elusive. I bet this crappy thing will expl-
* [The bomb detonates.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: -plode in my hand.
* Plankton! (episode): It's alright, I have a spare.
* [Shot of the "Really Bad and Stupid Dumb Bomb."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! This bomb is really bad and stupid, dumb!
* Plankton! (episode): I know! But, this is the only bomb I have.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I guess it'll have to work.
* [Transition to the Awards Show.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright. All of my methods didn't work in the past, but what if I try...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a giant wooden hammer out of nowhere.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: THIS?
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hits the front door with the hammer. It explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Wow. That was easy.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs moves his hand to breathe.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: But! I must sneak in!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs tip-toes in the building, and hides under the food table.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let me see what's going on...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a pair of binoculars out of his pocket, to see what's going on.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Looks like they're voting! I know the perfect time to strike!
* [Cut back to them voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about the best episode?
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I loved filming RabsFinale! Even if we're coming back, it was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I disagree. "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" is a better episode. The ending with Nickacado doing his thing was pretty gross, and I love gross-out!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, yeah? Well, "The Chronic" is an amazing album!
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, I've always loved "Deeez Nuuuts."
* Mr. Labs: Sorry, but "The Chronic" wins it for me.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We should make our own gang called "The Chronics."
* [The other two shake their heads.]
* Mr. Labs: That's a terrible idea.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Rude!
* RongeRob: I disagree.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Really?
* RongeRob: No, your idea is stupid. I disagree about THE CHRONIC. RabsFinale was awesome! It's arguably the best episode OF ALL TIME!
* Mr. Blabs: Nah, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Kuromi: I vote neither! These all suck!
* Patrick: I don't even know what a "chronic" is!
* SpongeBob: Well, personally, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Mr. Zabs: I vote for RabFinale!
* Mr. Rabs: SpongeTom, what did you think?
* SpongeTom: I think this is nutes! This a very tough choice, I mean, I'm not used to voting!
* Mr. Rabs: How come?
* SpongeTom: Drug charges, selling meth, all that.
* Mr. Rabs: I see. Well, don't worry. I'll walk you through it. It's simple. You just pick which one you liked the most out of the options given.
* SpongeTom: I'm still confused!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, do you know that one Family Guy episode?
* SpongeTom: (gasps) "Road to Bajookieland VI?"
* Mr. Rabs: Yup!
* [Mr. Rabs breaks into song.]
=== Musical Number 1 ===
[MR. RABS.]
Peter Griffin Voting Time!
Pick your favorite choice
when you're in line
Think about which one's the greatest,
And let your choice be goodest!
Is it "RabsFinale," finale, so grand?
Or "Golfpecks256," with offensive jokes that land?
Or maybe "The Chronic,"
[MR. RABS, spoken.]
It's not really an episode, but it's pretty good. Let's hope nobody gets offended and wants this episode banned?
[SF99, spoken.]
Ugh! You have no respect for me!
(SF99 smacks Mr. Rabs.)
[MR. RABS.]
It's as easy as picking your favorite pie,
Just think it over, don't be shy.
So SpongeTom, SpongeTom!
Now's your chance,
To join in and do your little dance!
(SpongeTom hits the griddy.)
[MR. RABS, spoken.]
There, you've got it!
[SPONGETOM, spoken.]
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
(He votes)
I voted!!!!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Zabs: You did it, SpongeTom!
* [SpongeTom's mom and dad appear.]
* SpongeTom Sr.: That's my boy!
* SpongeTomette: See! I told you you could vote!
* [SpongeTom hugs his mom.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! Now, let's vote for writer of the year.
* Mr. Labs: I think Homer was the best writer.
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, "The Simpsons" was a pretty good episode of "The SpongeBob and Homer Simpson Show."
* Mr. Zabs: What about Mr. Writes-alot? He's the most underrated writer of all time! I mean, he wrote "Golden: The Story of a Sigma."
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's true. Golden Sigma's an awesome guy!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: SpongeBot678 is simply divine.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm sure you're the only one saying that. Homer solos ALL of these guys.
* Kuromi: No, Mr. Writes-alot is pretty good. I mean, he's the kind of guy to write a 1000+ transcript for SpongeBob Fanon work!
* [They look at Kuromi.]
* Kuromi: In a good way?
* RongeRob: Yeah, Mr. Writes-alot is my idol. I hope to be as good of a writer as him one day.
* SpongeBob: I agree. He gets my vote!
* Patrick: I'm the best writer! Listen to this poem I wrote!
* [The lights turn off, with a single overhead light over Patrick.]
* Patrick: A Poem, by Patrick Star. "Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom."
* [Patrick eats his paper.]
* Gym Teacher: If I could, I'd throw a dodgeball at you!
* [Patrick shrieks.]
* Mr. Eabs: Well, Homer's nice. I mean, "Marriage" was a pretty good episode of "The SpongeBob and Homer Simpson Show."
* Mr. Blabs: I agree. Homer sounds like the name of a good writer, and wouldn't you know, he's the best.
* SpongeTom: I think that... I think that Mr. Writes-alot is the best writer!
* Mr. Rabs: Now, let's vote for the uh... graphic designer of the year.
* All: Then bends!
* RongeRob: Wow! How self-centered! I'm voting for SpongeGar!
* [They all look at RongeRob.]
* RongeRob: ...is what I would say in an alternate universe! Then bends FTW!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Fuck the what?
* RongeRob: No! For the win!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about The best movie? It's easily "The Dark Stewie Movie"
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'll have to agree with you on that.
* [The two high five.]
* Both: Dark Stewie Forever!
* Mr. Zabs: Nah, nah. It's "Overcrowded!"
* Slighty Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: "The Mr. Rabs Movie" is on top!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Dark Stewie Movie.
* Mr. Labs: To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to understand Then bends' life choices!
* [Mr. Labs laughs.]
* SF99: Will you quit making fun of me?
* [SF99 smacks Mr. Labs across the face. Hot Steel and Slide Licks 39A plays.]
* Squiddard: Me too!
* [Squiddard smacks Mr. Labs across the face. Hot Steel and Slide Licks 39B plays. Incidental 37A hops out of Squiddard's pants.]
* Incidental 37A: Ooh! Nutes!
* [Steel Licks 22 plays. Transition to Later. Clowning Around Plays.]
* Mr. Eabs: I vote for... "Overcrowded."
* Mr. Blabs: I think-
* RongeRob: I think "The Mr. Rabs Movie" is better.
* Mr. Blabs: Don't interrupt me! I think-
* SpongeBob: I don't know, I really like "The Dark Stewie Movie."
* Kuromi: I agree! It was so good!
* Patrick: What's a movie?
* SpongeTom: I-
* Mr. Blabs: Will you quit interrupting me? I'm trying to say that I think-
* SpongeTom: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!!!!
* [Mr. Blabs skin gets blown off due to SpongeTom's yelling.]
* Mr. Blabs: sorry mr. spongetom...
* SpongeTom: "The Dark Stewie Movie" is wonderful!
* Mr. Rabs: And we all know Microsoft is the best company?
* Windows 7: No! They suck! They tried to KILL me!
* Windows Vista: Yeah!
* Windows XP: You really support that MONSTER of a company?
* [Shot of Windows 98 and Windows 95. Toy Piano plays.]
* Windows 98: Back in my day we weren't all on the internet!
* Windows 95: Back in my day I.... what was my day?
* [Cut back to Mr. Rabs]
* Windows 8: You must think you're so cool, huh, Rabs?
* [Drama Link (O) plays.]
* Windows 8.1: I THOUGHT I MADE EVERYTHING BETTER! LOOK! I ADDED THE FUNNY BUTTON BACK!
* [Windows 8.1 presses the start button.]
* Windows 8.1: SEE? SEE? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?
* [Windows 8.1 runs away crying. As the other versions of Windows look at Mr. Rabs, Six Powerful Cues (D) plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hehe!
* [He tries to run away, but is caught by the versions of Windows.]
* Windows 7: Oh, no you don't!
* Windows XP: Nobody gets away with offending our friends!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob clears his throat, and the versions of Windows put Mr. Rabs down.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Whispering) RongeRob! What are you doing?
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, just let me, ok?
* Windows Vista: Alright, what have you got to say?
* [Whisper from the Past starts to play.]
* RongeRob: Listen, my Windows. I know it's hard to forgive someone who might have inadvertently caused harm, but we must understand the context of Mr. Rabs' actions. He was unaware of the consequences of his words. Mr. Rabs is not an evil man. He's just like all of us. He's learned from his mistakes, just as we've learned from ours. Blaming him for actions he took when he didn't fully understand the situation isn't fair. Even if that was only 5 minutes ago.
* Windows Vista: How can we be so sure he won't do it again?
* Windows 95: Well, youngin, let me tell you something. He's right. We can't hold grudges forever. People—and operating systems—make mistakes. What matters is how they learn and grow from them.
* Windows 8.1: I'm sorry I couldn't live up to your expectations!
* RongeRob: We all make mistakes, Windows 8.1. What's important is that we recognize them and strive to do better in the future. And Mr. Rabs...
* [Cut to a shot of Mr. Rabs doing the chicken dance.]
* RongeRob: Well, he's trying to do better too.
* Windows 7: Mr. Rabs, we forgive you. We know you didn't mean any harm, and we're sorry we tried to kill you.
* Mr. Rabs: Don't worry, my friend. We all screw up time to time!
* [The Rake Hornpipe plays as Mr. Rabs' and RongeRob go back to the voting area to continue voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, that was a funny fun-fun fun!
* [RongeRob laughs. Cut to an ad-break. Bobmatisme plays during the ad.]
* Incidental 104: Are you constipated? Sure, we all are.
* [She holds up a plunger contraption]
* Incidental 104: Thank goodness there's new Toilet Paper!
* [Incidental 104 goes to a porta-potty, holding a strange looking Toilet Paper.]
* Incidental 104: Toilet Paper 2! Available in 26 designer colors!
* [Cut to Incidental 1D using the restroom.]
* Incidental 1D: WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
* Incidental 104 (offscreen): Here you go!
* [Incidental 104 gives Incidental 1D Toilet Paper 2. Incidental 1D uses the restroom.]
* Incidental 1D: Are you sure this is safe?
* [Cut to a bunch of people, along with Incidental 104 behind a titanium wall.]
* Incidental 104: Totally!
* Incidental 104 (narrating): With Toilet Paper 2, say goodbye to those pesky bathroom woes. Our state-of-the-art design features built-in showerheads that activate instantly upon contact with your bottom, ensuring a thorough and refreshing clean every time!
* Incidental 1D: Hmm! Sounds good to me!
* [Incidental 1D uses Toilet Paper 2, and the showerheads activate.]
* Incidental 1D: Ooh! I like how that feels!
* Incidental 104: But that's not all! Toilet Paper 2 also tackles constipation head-on with its groundbreaking technology. Say goodbye to discomfort and strain as our patented robotic hand delicately reaches into your stomach to extract any stubborn blockages, leaving you feeling light and relieved!
* [The Robot reaches up Incidental 1D, and retrieves the RMS Titanic.]
* Incidental 1D: Wow! I think I might use you on my own time!
* [Incidental 1D makes a devious face, and skips off into his bedroom, holding Toilet Paper 2.]
* Incidental 104: Toilet Paper 2: Because one toilet paper wasn't enough!
* [Cut back to the show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Now, where were we, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Last time I checked, we were voting for the best company!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: You missed the whole thing! We're at best album now!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We all know "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack is the clear winner here.
* Mr. Labs: I disagree. "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG has such a good album.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: No way! "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My Asshole LLC is the epitome of musical genius.
* Mr. Eabs: I think "The Blue Album" by Weezer deserves the top spot.
* RongeRob: Well, I'm going with "Skibidi Toilet" too. You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!
* Hotel Mario Mario: That's my line, and that doesn't even make sense now!
* [Hotel Mario Mario smacks RongeRob across the face.]
* SF99: Hey! That's my thing! I do that whenever I get offended!
* [SF99 smacks Hotel Mario Mario across the face.]
* Twitter User: Hey! Getting offended is my thing!
* RongeRob: Hey, guys. Let's not get into any fights, here! I'll stick to doing my thing, Mario, you stick to doing your thing, and you do your own original thing, SF99.
* SF99: How original.
* Kuromi: I have to say "Maybe It's Me...".
* Patrick: "Skibidi Toilet" makes me LOL! It gets my vote 💯!
* SpongeTom: Hmm, tough choice. But I think I'll go with "The Squidward Show Production Music."
* SpongeBob: "The Blue Album" is definitely my pick.
* Mr. Zabs: I agree. I loved The Sweater Song!
* SpongeBob: The best time to-
* [Mr. Zabs shushes SpongeBob with his fist.]
* Mr. Zabs: Not that one!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I'm voting for Donald Trump's debut album "Welcome to The Trumper Club."
* Mr. Eabs: Nah, nah, nah! Weezer's the Boar!
* Mr. Rabs: It's the GOAT not the Boar, fool! Even then, Weezer sucks! "Skibidi Toilet's" obviously the best.
* Mr. Blabs: Look, look, you might hate me for this, but "The Squidward Show Production Music" goes hard.
* Mr. Zabs: And for the....
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his reading glasses and becomes Mr. Zrabs.]
* Mr. Zrabs: Best musical number?
* [Mr. Zrabs removes his glasses, turning back into Mr. Zabs.]
* Mr. Rabs: "4:44" was great.
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I really liked that one.
* Mr. Eabs: Can we all just agree that that's the best one?
* All: Yup!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, what about best episode of next year? I think that "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" was great!
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, I kinda liked "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult"
* Mr. Rabs: "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" was amazing! I don't think anything'll top it!
* SquidTron C: Gee, thanks!
* Mr. Labs: Let's not hope he doesn't like his depiction of himself... huh, Rabsy?
* SF99: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson?!
* [SF99 once again smacks Mr. Labs across the face. Hot Steel and Slide Licks 7A plays.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I liked "Puka A." It was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Are you sure you're not AI?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Affirmative.
* [Purple Mr. Rabs' eyes become red and lasers shoot out of them.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Say Whaaaa!!!
* Mr. Eabs: That reminds me. "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" is the best episode of any show, ever. Let me break it down for you: Garfield can't fucking-
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, we've heard enough from you!
* Mr. Blabs: I think that episode's pretty good too.
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, but "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult" is far better.
* SpongeBob: I agree. I really liked "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult"
* RongeRob: I don't like how long the title is, but "Puka A" is short and sweet! In the title, at least.
* Patrick: Who's Garfield?
* Garfield: I'm Garfield, ya looney!
* Patrick: Hi Garfield!
* Garfield: You're nutes! I'm outta here!
* [Garfield puts his hand out for a taxi, and a UFO comes by and flies him out of the building.]
* Kuromi: "Puka A" for tha win!!!!!
* SpongeTom: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs: And, for best show. Well, let's just hope we win!
* [They all suddenly gain hats on their heads, and place them on their chests.]
* Announcer: Attention everybody! Get back inside! We're gonna see who won!
* RongeRob: Just on time!
* [Cut to black.]
* [Fade in from black.]
* Mr. Rabs: That took awhile! Like, a really long time!
* Kuromi: Yeah. Thank god we're finally at the awards!
* God (offscreen): You're welcome!
* [Kuromi looks shocked. Transition to Later.]
* SpongeBob: (whispering) Can you believe we're actually here? This is incredible!
* Kuromi: (whispering) I can't wait!
* SpongeBob: Shh! The show's about to start!
* Announcer: Welcome to... THE RABS AWARDS!!!
* [Audience cheers. Cut to a shot of the curtains, opening up.]
* Then bends: Hello, everybody! The moment you've all been waiting for, the GOOD awards!
* John: It's actually called the Rabs Awards!
* Then bends: Shut up, John! You know what I meant. Anyway, for episode of the year... we have... "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode!" Come on up, Golfpecks!
* [Golfpecks does not come up.]
* Then bends: Golfpecks?
* [Chris Chan comes by and whispers in Then bends' ear.]
* Then bends: What! Let me see that!
* [Then bends grabs a note from Chris Chan's hand.]
* Then bends: (Reads off the note really fast) COULDN'T MAKE IT?
* [Then bends becomes angered. Tension Bits plays.]
* Then bends: This makes me mad!
* Chris Chan: Uh oh!
* [Chris Chan runs away swiftly, and pulls out an greek column. Angered, Then bends swallows the whole thing. He then loudly burps.]
* Utrenkl: (Entranced) Wow..... he knows his way around long things...
* Boykisser: (Smacks Utrenkl) Get yourself together man!
* [The audience starts arguing. Suddenly, IShowSpeed throws popcorn at Incidental 70.]
* Incidental 70: Hey! What was that for!
* IShowSpeed: I'll tell you: Food fight!
* CaseOh: Ooh boy! I love food!
* [Everybody starts throwing food around. Some grapes land on Lady Upturn's outfit.]
* Lady Upturn: No! I brought my fanciest clothes today! I'm highly offended!
* [A bunch of glue lands on Squiddard.]
* Squiddard: Of course. Just like in real life.
* [Squiddard walks away, disappointed. A bunch of grape jam lands on the variants of Mr. Rabs.]
* Purple Mr. Zabs: No! I can't be purple! I wanna be original and awesome!
* Animany: Tell that to Then bends!
* Barney Stinson: I love being Awesome!
* [Cut to Hotel Mario Mario, talking to Hotel Mario Luigi.]
* Hotel Mario Luigi: I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!
* [Suddenly, Luigi is covered in 200ft of spaghetti.]
* Hootel Mario Mario: Now that's what you call losta spaghetti!
* [Ba-dum tiss. Cut to Wega, with a giant watermelon.]
* Wega: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* [Wega throws the watermelon at Mr. Rabs, however it misses, landing on Mr. Eabs.]
* Mr. Eabs: Hey, watch it!
* [He throws a pie at IShowSpeed, but it hits SpongeTom instead.]
* SpongeTom: Ah, I'm all sticky now!
* Squiddard: Don't.
* [Squiddard slips on a banana peel.]
* SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: What is it, BOB?
* SpongeBob: We can join in, and sell Krabby Patties for people to throw!
* [Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar signs as Credit Card Heaven plays.]
* Mr. Krabs: Great idea, boy!
* [Mr. Krabs pulls a Krabby Patty stand out of his pants, and a bunch of customers suddenly line up to buy them. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick throwing Ice Cream at each other.]
* SpongeBob: This is the best food fight ever, Patrick!
* Patrick: Yeah! I hope this never ends!
* Narrator: 12 Seconds Later....
* [Everybody is covered with food.]
* Then bends: This isn't good. Let's bring out the cleanup crew!
* Phineas: What'd you need us for, Then bends?
* Then bends: I need you to clean up all the food, please.
* Phineas: Absolutely!
* [Phineas and Ferb use a robot machine to clean up all the food.]
* Then bends: Thanks, as always. Now, for writer of the year, we have... MR. WRITES-ALOT!!!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Mr. Writes-alot!
* [Mr. Writes-alot makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Mr. Writes-alot, How do you feel about the recognition?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, ya know, it's kinda like staring into the abyss, man. Like, one minute you're just typing away, next thing you know, you're getting an award for it. Life's funny like that, ain't it?
* Then bends: (Unimpressed) Uh huh. So, what inspires your writing?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Oh, ya know, the usual stuff. Raindrops on windows, the sound of a distant car horn, the way my cat looks at me like I owe her treats. It's all about finding meaning in the mundane.
* Then bends: Right, right. And what's next for you, Mr. Writes-alot?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, I'm thinking of branching out into haikus about Lollipops!
* Then bends: Awesome sauce!
* Mr. Writes-alot: Thanks, for having me on, Phill!
* Then bends: Who's Phill?
* Mr. Writes-alot: (happily) I don't wanna get into it. Stay away from me, my friend.
* [Mr. Writes-alot walks of the stage cooly. Then bends is confused as the audience cheers.]
* Then bends: What's up with that guy. huh? Anyway! For the best graphic designer, we have..... SPONGEGAR!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: SpongeGar, uhmmm... Tabonga!
* [SpongeGar makes his way to the stage. Wooden Bear plays]
* Then bends: So, SpongeGar. What inspires your designs?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge! (CrazySponge!)
* Then bends: CHRIS!
* [Chris Chan comes out, and hands Then bends a translation card.]
* Then bends: Let's see here... Fire, Flower, I'm Ready, aha! Here it is! You're inspired by... by CrazySponge?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge Taila Foo.
* Then bends: Yes, yes, he really is. What's next for you?
* SpongeGar: Ba Gagonda (I forgot)
* Then bends: What- How'd you forget it!
* SpongeGar: Banooga Polinka Go o. (I'm brain messy.)
* Then bends: I see.
* [Then bends pauses for a moment.]
* Then bends: What were we talking about?
* SpongeGar: Chonga! (Go away!)
* Then bends: Ok then. Thanks, SpongeGar!
* SpongeGar: Gonaga! (Good night!)
* Then bends: Good stuff. For the movie of the year! Now, this must be a really good movie. You're all nutes if you didn't pick the movie I made. Anyway, the winner is... THE DARK STEWIE MOVIE!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: The cast of the Dark Stewie Movie, come on up!
* [Dark Stewie, Mr. Zabs, Kuromi, Hello Kitty and GAMC Official 2 make their way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Dark Stewie. How did it all come together?
* Dark Stewie: Well, it all started when Mr. Zabs and I realized we needed to put an end to the GAMC Republic's tyranny once and for all. We don't like dictators at all, right?
* Mr. Zabs: Right!
* Kuromi: And let's not forget my part! Getting rid of that last baby tooth was a real challenge. I still miss him.
* Hello Kitty: It's okay, Kuromi. Hubert is in a better place now.
* GAMC Official 2: Bah! It was all nonsense! I should own every season of this stupid show!
* Then bends: Interesting. Now, what were some of the challenges you faced during filming?
* Dark Stewie: Well, for one, GAMC Official 2 here kept trying to sabotage the production. Being all "I own you" this "Wiki domination" that.
* Then bends: And I've heard that the film has received negative reception from a man that calls himself HandsomeLad42. How do you feel about that?
* KuromI: Oh yeah? Here's a message to YOU, "Handosome" Lad42. YOU ARE A FUCKING F-
* [Cut to the void. Mr. Zabs and Kuromi are still in the void.]
* Kuromi: Mr. Zabs, what happened? You look spooked.
* Mr. Zabs: It's bad news, Kuromi. Really bad. The Znail Fail Republic... they're planning something big.
* Kuromi: What do you mean? What are they planning?
* Mr. Zabs: They're... they're planning-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: On September 13th.
* Kuromi: What!
* [Static.]
* Kuromi: But why? That's-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, Kuromi! Maybe they want to-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Or maybe they just want to cause chaos. But whatever their reason, we're in big trouble.
* Kuromi: We have to do something!
* [Suddenly a time machine appears.]
* Mr. Rabs (Future): Hop in!
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Mr. Zabs and Kuromi from the void. Cut to inside the time machine.]
* Mr. Zabs: Where are you taking us?
* Mr. Rabs (Future): You'll find out soon enough!
* [The time machine disappears. Cut back to the episode.]
* Then bends: Watch your language, Kuromi!
* [Crickets chirp.]
* Then bends: The Dark Stewie Movie, everybody!
* [Audience cheers, cast members go back to their seats.]
* Then bends: Such coarse language! I could never do anything offensive like that.
* [SF99 steps up to the stage as Melodramatic Moments Part 4 plays.]
* SF99: God! For the last time! STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT!!!!!!
* [SF99 Kamehameha's Then bends through the awards show wall.]
* SF99: Come on, Maggie. Let's go!
* Maggie Pesky: Yeah!
* [SF99 and Maggie Pesky fly out of the room, in a similar vein to Squidward's lawyers from "Restraining SpongeBob." The ending of People's Court also plays, just like the scene from "Restraining SpongeBob." Cut to Then bends. Steel Licks 41 plays at 80% speed.]
* Then bends: That hurt!
* [Then bends tries to get back to the stage, but he gets hit by a giant anvil.]
* Then bends: This reminds me of that time I punched a kid in Argentina!
* [Then bends chuckles, and walks again, when suddenly, he is attacked by a Sea Bear.]
* SpongeBob: We've gotta save Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah!
* [The two run outside through the hole in the wall SF99 made when he punched Then bends, and make an Anti-sea-bear circle.]
* [Then bends runs and climbs on top of SpongeBob and Patrick, who are sitting in the circle]
* Then bends: Move over!
* [The sea bear comes up to Then bends in the circle, then notices the circle itself below before snarls as it points a threatening claw at him, and leaves. Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.]
* Then bends: Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life!
* SpongeBob, Patrick and Then Bends: Hooray!
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back Dumbass The Hog.
* Then bends: What attracts him?
* Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack.
* [The ending of Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.]
* Narrator: One Dumbass The Hog Attack Later...
* [Cut to Then bends on the stage.]
* Then bends: Welcome back to the show, everybody! We apologize for the many interruptions, but we're back! Now, for the best company, we have...
* [Then bends' eyes become giant, due to shock.]
* Then bends: BAJOOKIELAND CO.?!? That wasn't even on the list!
* [The manager of Bajookieland Co. suddenly appears.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Gadies and lentlemen, It is an absolute honor to stand before you today as the representative of Bajookieland Co. At Bajookieland Co., we pride ourselves on our innovative approach to... well, everything! From the best recipes for grum grum, to the best other things, we strive to push the boundaries of what is possible in general.
* [The audience exchange confused glances, before applauding.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Well, thank you everyone. But I've gotta go.
* [A limo rolls on stage.]
* 7 Grand Dad: Where to, mac?
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Straight to Compton, please!
* [The Bajookieland Co. Manager hops in, and the limo drives off.]
* Then bends: What a shocking revelation! Now, onto the next award! The best Album is... SKIBIDI TOILET by LIL BIG STACK!!!
* [No cheering is heard.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack!
* [The audience boos as they come on up.]
* Fred: Boo! You stink!
* Then bends: So, Skibidi Toilet, how do you feel about winning the award for Best Album?
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep.
* Then bends: Fascinating, as always, and Little Big Stack, any words from you?
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): I like pancakes.
* Then bends: Now, tell us, what inspired you to create Skibidi Toilet?
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): TV-Show.
* Then bends: Any plans for your next album?
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): Your Mom.
* Then bends: Don't talk about my moms, yo.
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: Well, there you have it, folks! Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack, everybody!
* [The audience boos as they walk down.]
* Then bends: Now. The best Musical Number in an episode goes to... "4:44!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, 4:44's cast member!
* [SpongeBob, Patrick, Scott the Woz and Kuromi walk up. As they are walking up, they converse.]
* Kuromi: This is my second time up here.
* Patrick: You get used to it after a while!
* [They are now on the stage.]
* Then bends: So, 4:44's cast, how does it feel to win the award for the best Musical Number?
* SpongeBob: Oh, It feels absolutely fantastic, Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah, and it's great to see our... our...
* [SpongeBob whispers in Patrick's ear. Inside his body, a smaller version of himself goes up to his brain and rings the bell, giving him an idea.]
* Patrick: Ice Cream!
* [SpongeBob facepalms. as Patrick jumps down, and starts licking an Ice Cream stain on the floor like a dog.]
* Then bends: Great. Scott the Woz?
* Scott the Woz: I totally agree! It was a blast being a part of it.
* Then bends: That's wonderful to hear! Now, what was the inspiration behind "4:44"?
* SpongeBob: Well, we wanted to really build the narrative of the show, you know? I'm feelin' like Zoltan40 was right way back a year ago, telling us to make an extended universe with all the shows. But, hey. If this never ends up happening, disregard this line, future viewers.
* Then bends: Awesome Sauce! And what's next for "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off?"
* Scott the Woz: Well, as I've been told, there's gonna be a second season of our show with a couple more episodes!
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see it! Congratulations once again, 4:44's cast!
* [They walk off the stage, and they all cheer.]
* Then bends: And we're almost done! This is the second to last award!
* [Then bends starts sweating.]
* Then bends: You think you've been doing this for so long and you'd never get stage fright! Alright, let's power through this, folks. Now, for the second to last award of the night... Best episode of Next Year! The winner is... SPONGEBOB MEETS GARFIELD!
* [Cut to the crowd, cheering.]
* SpongeBob: I just sat down!
* Garfield (walking down the aisle, after returning from the restroom) Tell me about it.
* [The two come up to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, SpongeBob and Garfield! How does it feel to win Best Episode?
* SpongeBob: It's an honor, Then bends! We had a lot of fun making that crossover episode.
* Garfield: Eh. There was nothing happening.
* [Suddenly, Jon comes on stage.]
* Jon: (sweating) I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!
* [Jon goes away.]
* Garfield: Out of the ordinary, I mean.
* [Ba-dum tiss.]
* Then bends: Now, What inspired such a unique collaboration?
* SpongeBob: Well, it all started when Garfield had a bit of a house fire...
* Garfield: And then I ended up in Bikini Bottom by accident!
* SpongeBob: Yeah, and when I found Garfield on Conch Street, I knew we had to help him out.
* Then bends: It sounds like quite the adventure!! Now, what's next for "The SpongeBob and Garfield Show?"
* Garfield: Let's just say we've got a couple tricks up our sleeves.
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see what you two get up to next! Congratulations once again!
* [The audience cheers, as SpongeBob and Garfield walk off stage.]
* Then bends: And now, for the final award of the night... the prestigious title of Best Show! The winner is....
* [Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs bursts into the scene.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Not so fast!
* [The crowd gasps.]
* RongeRob: Evil Mr. Rabs? What are you doing here?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm here to destroy your awards show! Muhahahaha!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs' bomb explodes, only for it to make a tiny poot.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Heheh.. uhm....
* [Crickets Chirp.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I should go.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs sadly walks out the door, as Steel Licks 78 plays, and the audience laughs at him.]
* Then bends: Anyway, Winner of title Best Show is THE MR. RABS SHOW!!
* [The audience cheers.]
* Then bends: You know, for how many offensive jokes we've made, I'm really shocked we one!
* [SF99 starts talking, The audience stops cheering.]
* SF99: I think YOU have been on a downward spiral mentally, and now YOU HAVE lost it completely. I'm not even gonna slap you for that one. I'm just gonna walk away.
* [The audience continues to cheer. and Mr. Rabs makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Mr. Rabs! How does it feel to win Best Show?
* [Mr. Rabs pulls a stack of papers out of his pockets.]
* Then bends: Woah! I see you've got a speech prepared!
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, I do.
* [Mr. Rabs takes a step to the stand.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This moment... it's truly indescribable. To stand here before all of you, surrounded by the support and recognition of my peers, it's an overwhelming rush of emotions. When I first embarked on this journey to create The Mr. Rabs Show, I never could have imagined it would lead me here. But, hey! Here we are, and I am filled with gratitude beyond words. It all began with a simple idea, a vision of a show that would entertain, inspire, and connect with audiences in a meaningful way. And when Then bends offered me the opportunity to bring that vision to life, I knew I had to seize it. I'll never forget the excitement and anticipation of those early days, as we laid the foundation for what would become The Mr. Rabs Show. To Then bends, I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never repay. Thank you for believing in me and giving me the chance to create the show of my dreams. As we started production, we began to make our first batch of episodes, such as "Amnesia," "Purple Mr. Rabs," and "What Ever Happened to Sponge Tom." Each episode was a labor of love, a testament to the dedication and talent of our incredible team. And as the seasons progressed, we continued to explore new ideas and push the boundaries of storytelling with episodes like "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation," "Rabs for Mayor," "Rabs in Time," and "The Quackers Plot." But what I think the most memorable moment in our journey was the airing of what we thought would be our final episode, "RabsFinale." It was a bittersweet experience, saying goodbye to characters and stories that had become like family. Yet, as the curtain fell on that chapter, I found bliss in the fact that it was not the end, but merely a new beginning. And now, to be here with all of these familiar faces once again, to be recognized as the recipient of the Best Show award, it's... it's just... It feels like coming home, returning to a place where creativity knows no bounds and anything is possible. So thank you, from the bottom of my heart, to each and every one of you who has supported us along the way. Your enthusiasm, your feedback, and everything else. Here's to the future, to new adventures, and to continuing this incredible journey together. Thank you.
* [The audience cheers loudly, as Another Best Day Ever plays.]
* Then bends: Thank you everyone! That's it for our show! Tune in whenever this happens again, if it ever does!
* [Mr. Rabs steps off the stage.]
* Mr. Zabs: That was good, Mr. Rabs. You truly deserve this recognition.
* SpongeBob: What are you talking about? That was.. AMAZING! You really nailed it up there!
* Kuromi: Yeah, I got a little teary-eyed, not gonna lie.
* Patrick: When will you quit Yapping, Mr. Rabs?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I thought it was legen- wait for it...
* [Barney Stinson appeared besides Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0.]
* Barney Stinson and Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: DARY! It was legendary!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Couldn't agree more. You've inspired us all.
* Mr. Labs: Absolutely!
* Mr. Eabs: I actually cried, unlike Kuromi over here!
* Mr. Rabs: I couldn't have asked for a better group of friends and collaborators. Thank you all for your unwavering support.
* [The ending of Old Hilo March plays instead of the ending of Another Best Day Ever briefly plays as they leave the room. Cut to outside. Sweet Victory begins to play.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This means the world to me. I'm truly honored to have won this award. Like, seriously, you don't know how good I feel.
* [Mr. Rabs' continues to speak in the background as we cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should head out, huh?
* Patrick: Yeah, Then bends has us scheduled for something called "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
* Kuromi: Sounds fun! Let's go!
* [Kuromi signals for a Taxi, and Jerry Atricks comes by in a limo.]
* Jerry Atricks: Hello again, Kuromi! Where to?
* Kuromi: To "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
* Jerry Atricks: Most popular club of the night!
* [The three jump in and Jerry Atrick's limo drives off.]
* Mr. Rabs: And to think, none of this would be possible without the incredible support of my friends and enemies. I am truly fortunate to have such an amazing gang by my side!
* RongeRob: Hey! Somebody dropped gum over here!
* [RongeRob walks offscreen to pick it up.]
* Mr. Rabs: So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all!
* [Mr. Rabs pulls the award out of his pocket.]
* Mr. Rabs: This award belongs to each and every one of us!
* [The gang says hooray and jumps up as 0:41 plays. Freeze-frame. This slowly fades to black, as text saying "THE RABS AWARDS - EPISODE 51 OF THE MR. RABS SHOW." appears on screen.]
CREDITS
[Ocean Man plays.]
Directed and Produced by: Then bends
Written by: Then bends
Producer: Then bends
Executive Producer: Then bends
Editor: Then bends
Music by: Too many to list, will get back to this later.
Music Editor: Nicolas Carr
MAIN CAST
Mr. Rabs, Mr. Rabs 2.0, Purple Mr. Rabs, Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0, Evil Mr. Rabs, Mr. Zabs, Mr. Labs, Mr. Eabs and Mr. Blabs: Clancy Brown
SpongeBob SquarePants: Tom Kenny
Patrick Star: Bill Fagerbakke
Kuromi: Don't know her actor
[Ollie North plays.]
CAST
Too many to list, will get back to this later.
[Jingle Rabs Plays.]
SOUND/MUSIC DEPARTMENT
Sound Editor: Charles A. Rizzington
Foley Editors: A. Ten Hut
SOUNDTRACK ALBUM AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE
Too much to add, will get back to this later.
[Last Call Plays.]
Special Thanks to my family members, SF99 (for partially inventing Mr. Rabs), Mr. Doc, Squiddard Music and Zoltan40.
Dedicated to Stephen Hillenburg. Without you, there'd be no Mr. Rabs Show.
===Post-Credits=== 
*[Fade in from black. Text: "In the near or far future...". "All you are going to want to do is get back there" plays. Mr. Rabs is walking before midnight, with RongeRob.]
* RongeRob: We should have one Rabby Patty before everything's gone around here. The Patty shack's right down the street. What do you say?
* Mr. Rabs: Well as long as we don't leave the bar till the end!
*[The two laugh.]
* RongeRob: (still laughing) What a hoot! The end!
*[Cut to black. The end.]
=== Post-Post Credits ===
* [Fade in from black.]
* Viper the Rapper: Hey, Green SpongeBob.
* Green SpongeBob: What's up?
* Viper the Rapper: Listen to my new album.
* Green SpongeBob: I don't know, I'm not really in the mood to listen to music.
* Viper the Rapper: Listen to my new album.
* Green SpongeBob: No can-do's ville, Babydoll. You're starting to scare.
* Viper the Rapper: Listen to my new album NOW!
* Green SpongeBob: Uh... UHHH!
* Viper the Rapper: LISTEN TO IT OR I'LL THROW YOU IN MY BASEMENT!!!!
* Green SpongeBob: I can't!
* [Viper the Rapper grabs Green SpongeBob, and throws him into the back of a White Van. Text saying "FREE CANDY." is seen on the van. Text saying "Coming Soon." is seen.]
* [The end.]
WRITTEN FEBRUARY 4-MARCH 3, 2024.
==First Airing==
NOTE: This is a slightly altered version of the script, that removes SquidTron C, most mentions of SF99, censors all swears, removes Mr. Rabs' speech, and adds the voting segment.
* [The episode begins with a special intro.]
* Narrator: Welcome to The Rabs Awards! Aired on SquiddyTV! Congrats for watching the world premiere of The Rabs Awards! But before we get to that...
* Narrator: Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show... 
* ["Award Winners A" plays.] 
* [Mr. Zabs "drops" Mr. Rabs] - Amnesia
* [Mr. Rabs waves at Purple Mr. Rabs and Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, as they drive away into the sunset] - Purple Mr. Rabs 
* [The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there] - Osama bin Laden's Argument
* [Just as Evil Mr. Rabs reaches out, Guy Fieri appears in a burst of smoke.] - The Paper Cut
* [SpongeBob hits the griddy while singing "Swag Like Ohio."] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? 
* [The bomb is detonated, successfully destroying the cartel building. Everyone escapes safely.] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? Part II
* [Everybody surprises Dedenne Guy.] - Dedenne Guy 
* [Mr. Zabs punches his arm through his TV screen, breaking it.] - Vern and Johnny
* [Cleveland and Mr. Zabs crank up the music, having a giant party.] - iHate Drake
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 is in his room, calling Mr. Rabs] - Bad Piggies
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs 2.0.] - 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge.
* [IShowSpeed gets hit in the head with the giant anvil.] - Rabs for Mayor
* [Quidward dies in RongeRob's arms.] - The Troit
* [Mr. Zabs says goodbye to SB Returns.] - SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns
* [Squiddard wakes up.] - Squiddard, the Choir Boy 
* [The Mr. Rabs Group high-fives] - VincentBob WallerPants
* [Mr. Rabs drops his mug, waking up Purple Patrick from Opposite Day] - Mr. Rabsensation
* [Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air.] - Osama bin Laden Returns 
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 uses his Donald Trump Powers to restore order to the broadcast] - Rabsjack
* [Evil Mr. Rabs slams the door open, hitting Squiddard] - Rabsbabies
* [The Mr. Rabs gang points the peashooters at her] - The Rabening 
* [Customer #1, Customer #2, 9 + 10 Kid, Muscle Man, Jim, Thug, Thug #2, SpongeBob Returns, Unknown Hand, Burger Beard, Kyle, David, Receptionist, Mr. Nabs, Ghetto Ian and Ghetto Antwan, Cashier, Fred, Kuromi, EDP445, Cop #1, Joe Biden, What Zit Tooya, Nicolas Carr, Dr. Fortnite B. Science, Utrenkl, Police Officer #1, Znail Fail and SpongeGlock w/ Legs walk in.] - I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic
* [Mrs. Rabs Slams the door open] - The Garfield Show: Bad Boy
* [Kuromi explodes] - The Garfield Show: Nermal's Revenge
* [Windows 7 says a speech.] - Immigration Rabs
* [The Mr. Rabs Gang sees Then bends in the Taxi. They stop and kick him out] - Road to Crack Island
* [Kanye pays for the thing and goes home, but sees something shocking on his door step.] - An Interview with AI-Kanye West
* [Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed are on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset] - Rabs in Time 
* [Jack Black sniffles.] - Tenacious Rabs
* [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are sitting, laughing] - The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Reunion Special
* [SpongeTom suddenly appears.] - Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs 
* [Mr. Labs walks in.] - Mr. Rabs meets Mr. Labs 
* [Suddenly, The Health Inspector comes in] - The Ouchie! Machine
* [The movie screen reads Sir Urchin and Snail Fail PORN the Movie] - The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie
* [Dead Mans Hill] - Ride, Rabs, Ride!
* [Mr. Zabs suddenly crashes in, through the window, hitting Windows 7, making him fall on the "Upgrade" button] - Accidents Willin't Happen
* [QuackersClocks gives Windows 7 Normal Pills.] - Quackers and Windows
* [Suddenly, Mr. Rabs wakes up. The building around him is destroyed] - That's The Tooth
* [Mr. Rabs jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes] - Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation 
* [The bucket hits a conveniently placed spring] - Quidward Returns
* [Kuromi's head falls off] - Quid's Visit
* [Suddenly, Goo Lagoon's waters are sucked into RongeRob.] - The Good Rabby Name
* [Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields] - The Mr. Rabs Movie 
* [Mr. Rabs flies off into the sky once more.] - Invisirabs
* [Suddenly, Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 fly in through the ceiling] - NauticalSponge's Trial 
* [Mr. Rabs gives SpongeRob a free Rabby Patty.] - The Quackers Plot 
* [CowCowManManThingIt lands on Mr. Rabs 2.0s' car windows.] - RabsRabsZabsZabsThingIt
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] - The Ghetto Mr. Rabs Show
* [Evil Mr. Rabs laughs evilly.] - Patented Skill Issue
* [Mr. Zabs runs as fast as he can from Big D Randy.] - Road Work Ahead
* [Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0 takes one of the bubbles and the transition stops. He then proceeds to mold it into a car, and drives off, leaving the rest of the gang behind] - Animany's Freakout
* [The gang suddenly appears, and they all jump in the air before freezing] - The Cat.
* [Cut to black. Transition to RabsFinale, w/ Lap Steel.]
* Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious! 
* RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of? 
* Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit- RongeRob: D-dog semen? 
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
* RongeRob: I can't believe you would do that, Apu!
* Kanye West: Let's just go home.
* [They all walk to their house.]
* Mr. Rabs: I can't believe Apu would do that!
* Kuromi: I agree. It's unforgivable.
* Tutweezy: We should just leave this in the past.
* Mr. Zabs: Were you ever in this show?
* Tutweezy: Not until now.
* [The background characters all walk home, and now it's just Mr. Rabs, RongeRob and the gang.]
* Mr. Rabs. Well, I guess this is where we part ways.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Farewell, Mr. Rabs. It's been fun.
* [The two shake hands.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: This was really fun. I'll miss going on all these adventures with you guys.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. (Chuckles.)
* Mr. Zabs: Goodbye, Mr. Rabs.
* [The three walk away.]
* Mr. Labs: It was nice to be here for awhile, even if it wasn't that long.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah. Well, Mr. Rabs, see you on the flipside.
* [They shake Mr. Rabs hand, and walk away.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it's just us two.
* RongeRob: Yeah.
* [The two start to walk together, to The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: You know, RongeRob, I never imagined it would end like this. After all we've been through, all the laughs, all the adventures.
* SpongeBob: Yeah. Even if Then bends has his reasons, so sudden? I mean, it's only been, like 6 months!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
* [They reach the Patty Shack. It is now sunset.]
* RongeRob: Well, I guess this is where I leave you, Mr. Rabs. It's been real.
* Mr. Rabs: Take care of yourself, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob walks off into the sunset.]
* [Despite the uncertainty of what lay ahead, Mr. Rabs' knew one thing for certain: he would carry the memories of their adventures together with him always, a testament to the bonds they had formed and the journey they had shared. With that thought in mind, Mr. Rabs pushed open the door to The Patty Shack and stepped inside, ready to face whatever the future held. Cut to black.]
* [Fade from black.]
* Mr. Zabs: That ending was really rushed, huh? 
* [The camera nods.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Well, I have some good news for you! Did any of you like "The Mr. Rabs Show?" 
* [The camera says "no."] 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, well that's too bad. I just wanted to announce that ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING, CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF THE MR. RABS SHOW! 
* Kuromi: Don't get your hopes up, look at Then bends' track record, after all!
* [Cut to to Mr. Rabs inviting everybody inside his house.]
* Mr. Rabs: Come on In, everybody.
* [They come inside.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, I'm gonna get something. Just wait a moment.
* [A couple seconds go by.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, how long are we gonna wait here?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. It could be a minute.
* Narrator: One Minute Later...
* [Cut back to Mr. Rab's House.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright guys, come outside!
* [The gang opens the doors, and are stunned.]
* Mr. Labs: Oh my god! A Limo?
* Mr. Rabs: Yup! Now what do you say? Let's hop inside.
* All: Yay!
* [The gang hops inside of the limo, and it starts to drive to the awards show.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How'd Mr. Rabs convince Then bends to do this? I mean, can you actually believe we're actually going to the Rabs Awards? It's like a dream come true! 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Absolutely! This is going to be the highlight of the year, and it's only May... and it's already May...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I hope they have good foods.
* Mr. Zabs: Food, schmood. Why is that the first thing you think of?
* Mr. Labs: Woah, woah, Mr. Zabs! Let's not start anything, after all, we all know that food is yummy!
* Break: Amen, Brother!
* Mr. Rabs: Who are you?
* Break: You haven't noticed? I've been driving this limo the whole time.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, what kind of food do you think they'll have?
* Mr. Blabs: Who cares about food when there's an awards show to attend?
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, settle down, everyone. Let's not argue over food. We'll find out soon enough.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah, I suppose you're right. Sorry for being like that.
* Mr. Zabs: Me too. I just hope they have something other than stale popcorn. Yuck!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I just hope they have enough seats. I don't want to stand through the whole thing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Don't worry, guys. Mr. Rabs made sure to reserve a spot for each of us.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How did you even get us here, anyway?
* Mr. Rabs: Well... it all started with...
* [Flashback. Then bends knocks on Mr. Rabs' door.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going? 
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted. 
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair! 
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules. 
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now? 
* Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show. 
* Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"! 
* Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye. 
* [Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
* [Cut to Then bends.]
* Then bends: I can't believe I did that! What an idiot! That was my most popular show, gone! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
* Narrator: December 17, 2023
* [Mr. Rabs is scrolling online, and finds out that "The Spongebob and Kuromi Show" exists.]
* Mr. Rabs: What! Just like that? Just barely a month later? He said he was gonna take a TWO MONTH break! That scoundrel!
* [Mr. Rabs stands up.]
* Mr. Rabs: No. I won't let this happen!
* [Mr. Rabs marches over to Then bends' mansion, and slams his hand on the door so hard that it bleeds.]
* Then bends: Hell- OH MY GOD! Are you okay, Mr. Rabs? Your hand is-
* Mr. Rabs: I know my hand is bleeding! How come you could start a new show so soon?
* Then bends: Um... I just kinda felt like it?
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, okay. I understand.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks. I almost thought you were-
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Then bends.]
* Mr. Rabs: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON!
* Then bends: (Scared) WELL, UH, I UH LIKE KUROMI... AND I LIKE SPONGEBOB... AND-
* Mr. Rabs: DO YOU NOT LIKE ME?
* Then bends: NO! OF COURSE I LIKE YOU!
* [Mr. Rabs unhooks Then bends.]
* Then bends: In fact, I already got Mr. Rabs 2.0 to agree to be in the show!
* Mr. Rabs: Really? Well, in that case, you're good to go.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks.
* Mr. Rabs: But, I have a question.
* Then bends: What is it?
* Mr. Rabs: Even though the show didn't last, could we celebrate the anniversary?
* Then bends: Sure!
* Mr. Rabs: Awesome sauce!
* [Flashforward to now.]
* Mr. Rabs: We're here!
* [They step outside the limo.]
* Mr. Zabs: Wow! This is amazing!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey! It's SpongeBob!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wonder what he's saying.
* [Cut to SpongeBob.]
* SpongeBob: Wow! I can't believe we're on the red carpet! I'm not even famous! 
* Patrick: Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here? 
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah! It was insane! It all started a couple months ago.
* [Cut back to the gang.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Wow! That's an..
* [Cut to the line. Tympup A plays.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Enormous line...
* Mr. Eabs: Let's just hope it doesn't take us TOO LONG to get in!
* Mr. Zabs: (doing the potty dance, while sipping on a Super Big Gulp.) Yeah! I need to pee!
* Mr. Rabs: No big rush! We've got enough time!
* Announcer: The door is closing in five minutes. You couldn't have less time!
* Mr. Rabs: Go really qui-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Rabs: -ck.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, he's gone. Let's get in line.
* [The gang (excluding Mr. Zabs) gets in line.]
* Mr. Rabs: Is that who I think it is?
* [He pats the guy's back, and he looks behind, only to see Mr. Rabs, and have an instant smile on his face.]
* Mr. Rabs: RongeRob!
* RongeRob; Mr. Rabs!
* Mr. Rabs: It's been a good minute, hasn't it. How are you doing?
* RongeRob: I'm doing good, how about you?
* Mr. Rabs: I'm-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Zabs: I'm ba-ack!
* RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: RONGEROB!!!!
* RongeRob: MR!!! Zabs.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: How come you're here, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Let me tell you the story...
* [Flashback.]
* RongeRob (narrating): It all started on February 29, 2024...
* RongeRob): (Opens his front door, and checks his mailbox) Hmm? What's this?
* [Shot of the letter.]
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs? Gosh, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
* [He opens the envelope.]
* RongeRob: OH MY GOD! INVITED? TO THE RABS AWARDS? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD-
* [He explodes. Flashforward.]
* RongeRob: And that's what happened.
* Mr. Rabs: Huh.
* Mr. Eabs: Haven't we said that a lot?
* Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Flashback.]
* (Rabs In Time)
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened! 
* Past Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Hmm. Well, power it on! See what happens this time.
* (Tenacious Rabs)
* Jack Black: That guy kinda smelled like poop to be honest. 
* [Mr. Rabs, overhearing this, is heartbroken] 
* Mr. Rabs: How could he do this? You were my IDOL!!!!
* [Cut to The Patty Shack] 
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
* (The Mr. Rabs Movie)
* SF99: Fear not, Squiddard! I’ll save you! 
* [SF99 runs towards SpingeBill, and tries to get Squiddard Music outside of his grasp, however, he fails, and is kicked away by SpingeBill] 
* SF99: This is terrible! Who could I call about this? I know! Mr. Rabs! 
* [Cut to The Patty Shack] 
* SF99: And that’s what happened!
* (RabsFinale)
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going? 
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted. 
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair! Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened! 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now? 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: I guess you're right, Eabs. We have said that phrase a lot.
* Mr. Zabs: Hold on... Something doesn't feel right. Are we walking into...
* [Shot of Mr. Zabs, with an over exaggerated face.]
* Mr. Zabs: Clip show territory?
* [The gang gasps. Dramatic Impact (2) plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh no! Not clip show territory!
* RongeRob: Hey, guys remember the time Mr. Rabs' was invisible?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. Wait! No-no-no-no-no-no-
* [Flashback. SpongeTom is opening his door.] 
* SpongeTom: Hello? 
* [He sees a $100 bill] 
* SpongeTom: A $100 bill? 
* [He runs for it, but Mr. Rabs keeps dragging it away from him. SpongeTom trips on his face attempting to get it the final time.] 
* SpongeTom: Aw, man! I was fooled again.
* [Transition to later] 
* SpongeBob: Hey, SpongeRob. Have you heard the news! 
* SpongeRob: Yeah! SpongeVille has been haunted! 
* SongBob: This is terrible! 
* SpongeBob: I know! Who could do such a thing?
* [Transition to later] 
* Mr. Rabs: Now, to haunt Squidward! 
* Squidward: I finally got a fancy date! 
* [He goes outside, dressed in fancy clothes] 
* [Mr. Rabs places a "Nematode" warning on Squidward's car] 
* Squidward: What! My car's been infested with Nematodes? It'll take an hour by foot to get there!
* Mr. Rabs: Ooh. I feel kind of bad. I should stop screwing with people. I'll get Dr. Fortnite B. Science to fix me up!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Blabs: Come on, Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0! You should know better by now!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Sorry! I didn't mean to! It just.. It just happened!
* RongeRob: Remember the time Quidward haunted The Patty Shack?
* [RongeRob covers his mouth. The gang looks at him, angrily.]
* RongeRob: Uh-oh.
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: RongeRob! 
* RongeRob: Yes, Mr. Rabs? 
* Mr. Rabs: It's closing time. 
* RongeRob: I know, but I love it here! Can I stay here for just one night? 
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! I guess you can stay.
* [Transition to later.]
* RongeRob: Something's not right. What is it?
* [He ponders. Suddenly, he hear a noise above.]
* RongeRob: What was that? I'm armed! 
* [He is holding a flashlight] 
* RongeRob: Aw, it was probably just my imagination. 
* [He goes back to sleep.] 
* Quidward: Boo.
* RongeRob: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 
* [He runs out of the cooking area.]
* RongeRob: I've gotta call Mr. Rabs! 
* [He quickly dials on the phone] 
* Mr. Rabs: [Half-asleep] What do you want? 
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs! Quidward's haunting the Patty Shack! 
* Mr. Rabs: QUIDWARD!?!??!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: How come we didn't finish that clip?
* [A big stack of papers falls down out of nowhere.]
* RongeRob: Then bends says that "he didn't want to take up too much space."
* [Another singular paper falls down.]
* RongeRob: And that he's sorry.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I guess that makes it alright.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Remember when.. What was I gonna say.?
* Mr. Rabs: Well... (He checks his watch) the Clip Show period is almost over. Only about 164 words left.
* RongeRob: That's great!
* Mr. Labs: Wait! I remember something else. What about that time Mr. Rabs had amnesia?
* [Flashback.]
* Doctor #1: Next! 
* [Mr. Rabs walks over into the room] 
* Doctor #1: Hello Sir, how may I help you? 
* Mr. Rabs: Hi. I’ve lost my memory, and don’t know who I am. 
* Doctor #1: I want to see how much memory you have lost. Let’s do a few tests. What is your name? 
* Mr. Rabs: Uhhhh….. 
* Doctor #1: This isn’t good. Nobody’s ever failed the first question. I’m afraid you have “Memory Loss” 
* Mr. Rabs: That’s terrible!
* [Flashforward.]
* RongeRob: I remember that! Remember that time that Kanye West's AI-Twin went on the air?
* [Flashback]
* Mr. Rabs: Hello, Mr. West! 
* AI Kanye: Hello, Rabs. It's great to be here. Before you say anything, let me tell you bout me. My name is Kanye West, and after a long day of work, I go to my Kanye Nest to take a Kanye Rest. I wake up feeling my Kanye Best. Than, I get Kanye Dressed, and put on my Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. I go to church and become Kanye Blessed, Then go to a Hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then I go to school to take a Kanye Test. I forgot to brush my teeth today, did I run out of my Kanye Crest? No, my neighbor stole it. What a Kanye Pest. 
* Mr. Rabs: Uh... Ok.... Now, we're gonna ask you a few questions.
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, I've been experimenting with a new fashion line inspired by intergalactic fruit salad. It's all about blending cosmic kiwis, space strawberries, and moonmelon patterns into my clothing. I believe it's the next evolution of fashion, transcending mere earthly style to embrace the celestial chic. Plus, I'm working on a project to convert my lyrics into hieroglyphics and then translate them into dolphin sounds. Dolphins are the future, man. They're the true connoisseurs of my music, and I'm just trying to keep up with their underwater vibes. So, yeah, haters gonna hate, but I'm busy sculpting the fashion and auditory landscapes of the multiverse! 
* Mr. Rabs: Um... Anyway, people have criticized your new album, Donda 2. What do you think about the hate? 
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I saw a squirrel wearing a tiny sombrero, and it got me thinking about the universe, man. Like, are we all just tiny sombrero-wearing squirrels in the grand scheme of things, trying to find our acorns of wisdom in a forest of confusion? And speaking of acorns, have you ever tried making acorn pancakes? It's a game-changer, my friend. So, to answer your question, the hate on Donda 2 is like trying to find a pancake recipe in a forest of sombrero-wearing squirrels. It's a journey, man, a journey. 
* Mr. Rabs: Um... alright, let's cut to a commercial break!
* [Mr. Rabs goes backstage to talk to Purple Mr. Rabs]
* Mr. Rabs: Something's off with Kanye! 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, maybe it's just his bipolar! 
* Mr. Rabs: No, I'm serious! He looks different, he talks different, he SPEAKS differentl! Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good! I'm calling the gang up, now!
* [Flashforward.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I still can't believe Kanye would do that!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, but, you know how we got him?
* Kanye West: Alright so how much will this be? 
* [Flashback.]
* Barg N' Mart Employee: $56.08 
* [Kanye pays for it and goes home, but sees something shocking on his doorstep.] 
* Kanye West: WH-WHA!?? MR. RABS! AND THE... OTHER MR. RABS'! 
* Mr. Zabs: It's Zabs! Mr. Zabs!
* Kanye West: Whatever are you guys doing on my doorstep?! 
* Mr. Rabs: We're trying to ask you something. You've been acting weird lately. What's going on? 
* Kanye West: (Sighs) I'm not going to lie to you. I hired an AI version of me to show up instead because my schedule for today was booked, and I just couldn't say no! 
* Mr. Rabs: It's okay, ye.
* Kanye West: I'm so sorry. How could I ever repay you? 
* Mr. Rabs: There is one thing... 
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs in the recording studio. Mr. Rabs is singing.]
* Kanye West: Wow, you're great! 
* Mr. Rabs: It runs in the family!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Zabs: I still can't believe he didn't know my name!
* Mr. Blabs: I bet he doesn't know my name!
* Mr. Labs: No, he doesn't know my name!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: No, mine!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: No!
* [They all get into a fight.]
* Mr. Nabs: No, my name!
* [The fight stops.]
* Mr. Zabs: Didn't you used to be called "Nr. Nabs?"
* Mr. Nabs: They had to change my name for legal purposes... cause "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" was banned and all.
* RongeRob: Oh yeah! Squiddard! You remember that Mr. Rabs?
* Mr. Rabs: Wh-what? Wh-who's Squiddard? I don't know that guy!
* RongeRob: Oh, really? Let me tell the story.
* [Flashback.]
* RongeRob (narrating): It all started when Squiddard went to get a newspaper!
* Squiddard: (Humming) Hm? What's this? 
* [He picks up a newspaper.] 
* Squiddard: Wh- KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO IS BETTER THAN CHOIR BOYS! This is an outrage! All Choir Boys fans, come forward!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, Then bends!
* [Camera moves up to Then bends, sitting on a chair, floating above the building. Then bends rolls his eyes, and the camera pans back down to Mr. Rabs.]
* Mr. Rabs: Legally, we can't show anymore than that!
* RongeRob: Laws, Schaws! That promise is like a year old!
* Mr. Rabs: We don't break promises around here!
* RongeRob: Oh, okay. I'll tell it differently so nobody'll get mad!
* [Flashback.]
* Squiddard: I'd Like to file a Complaint! Let me speak to the manager! 
* Receptionist: Mr. Rabs! 
* Mr. Rabs: What? 
* Receptionist: Squiddard is here for you! 
* Mr. Rabs: Squiddard, what do you want? 
* Squiddard: I'd like to express my aunguish at the fact you believe the "SpongeBob SquarePants" episode "The Krusty Krab Training Video" is better than "Choir Boys". This has hurt my feelings due to the fact this statement is clearly incorrect. I would like you to reprint the paper, only it saying that "Choir Boys" is the true greater episode. 
* Mr. Nabs: (crying) WHAT A PASSIONATE CHOIR BOY! 
* Mr. Rabs: W-wow Squiddard. I'll make sure to be more careful the next I tackle those opinions.
* Squiddard: Gee, thanks! You know, I thought you'd do something so much worse, like murder me and [Bleep] my corpse!
* Mr. Rabs: Why would I do that?
* [They laugh. Flashforward.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Now it's just lame!
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah.
* RongeRob: Oh okay.
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Nabs: What a freaking nerd!
* [Flashforward.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you censored nerd?
* RongeRob: Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0... just... ok?
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'll kill him 
* [Pulls out a pistol] 
* Squiddard: Woah Nelly! We don't need to go that far! 
* Mr. Rabs: (Shoots him, killing him) I'm so sorry Squiddard. 
* Mr. Nabs: Harsh
* Mr. Rabs (Shoots Mr. Nabs)
* [Cut to The Patty Shack. Mr. Rabs is crying in his office] 
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, What's wrong? 
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, Rongeroy. I killed Squiddard Music, and I can't live with myself anymore!
* RongeRob: Tough. I got a great idea! 
* Mr. Rabs: What is it?
* [Cut to Floaters Cemetary] 
* Mr. Rabs: You want me to...
* [The flashback pauses.]
* RongeRob (narrating): I think we all know how this goes.
* [Cut to later.]
* Squiddard Music: Mr. Rabs? What are you doing on top of me? 
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, nothin! (Whispering: It worked!) 
* [RongeRob winks]
* Squiddard Music: Thanks for reviving me Rabs! How could I repay you? 
* Mr. Rabs: By never talking about this moment again. 
* Squiddard Music: Will do!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: What a story.
* SpongeBob: What's taking so long in this line!
* RongeRob: Oh, hey, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: What's up, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Just been listenin' to some memories... you know, fill 'er with filler?
* SpongeBob: I get you.
* RongeRob: So, why are you here? And why are you here with Patrick and Kuromi?
* SpongeBob: It's a long story. Let me explain.
* [Flashback.]
* SpongeBob (narrating): It all started when... SQUIDWARD CHEATED ON ME!
* SpongeBob: (Gaps) Squidward! 
* Squidward: SpongeBob, wait!! It’s not what it looks like! 
* SpongeBob: I’ll tell you what it looks like! My husband… and my best friend… MAKING OUT? How could you guys? 
* [Slams the door. Cut to Mr. Rabs 2.0's Fancy Guns.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That’s terrible! 
* SpongeBob: I know. I just feel so bad, divorcing Squidward so suddenly. Even if he cheated on me. 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Here’s what you should do...
* SpongeBob (narrating): Mr. Rabs 2.0 wasn't any help, so I asked Patrick...
* Patrick: And I was the hardest I’d ever been!
* SpongeBob (narrating): He wasn't any help either. No duh. So, I asked somebody who had always been reliable for me... Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: I understand what you're going through. I went through a pretty painful divorce with Pearl's Mom. Like you, I was told to bottle it up, And at first, things went well... 
* [Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles] 
* Mr. Krabs: Who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are! 
* [Flash Forward] 
* Mr. Krabs: But after a while... 
* [Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles] 
* Mr. Krabs: Who's a good... 
* [Mr. Krabs collapses, and starts crying. Flash Forward] 
* Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I really think you should see a professional. 
* SpongeBob: Professional Wrestler? 
* Mr. Krabs: No! A Therapist! 
* SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. I'll try it out.
* SpongeBob (narrating): Later, I ran into Squidward, and we talked it out. There was this weird Mike Guy spawning characters in, I don't know what was going on with him.
* Mr. Rabs (narrating): That'll probably be explained in another show!
* SpongeBob (narrating): Hey! I'm the one narrating here. Anyway, a little while later, Squidward moved away...
* SpongeBob: He's moving away...?
* SpongeBob (narrating): And Mr. Krabs was just as shocked as I was...
* Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD IS MOVING!?!?
* SpongeBob (narrating): It was sad for a while...
* SpongeTom: I'm prepared! 
* SpongeBob: YOU CAN'T REPLACE SQUIDWARD! NOBODY CAN! 
* [Runs out crying] 
* SpongeTom: Was it something I said?
* SpongeBob (narrating): But I moved on...
* SpongeBob: (Opens the front door of his Pineapple House, and walks to Bikini Bottom Park, silently. He goes to sit on a bench.) This really is it. 
* [Pause.] 
* SpongeBob: Squidward really is gone, huh. 
* [Cut to Squidward, sitting on a bench in "Compton City Park".] 
* Squidward: I've really moved away from Bikini Bottom, haven't I. 
* [He grabs a Portable CD Player.] 
* [Cut to SpongeBob, who also has a Portable CD Player.] 
* SpongeBob: [Puts a disk, reading "SpongeBob and Squidward's Favorite Songs"!, and starts sniffling. Suddenly, "Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" starts playing. Cut to Squidward, crying on the Compton Bench, listening to the same disk, looking at the night sky. The camera pans up.]
* SpongeBob (narrating): Ooh! Ooh! I almost forgot to mention this! I went to jail!
* Police Officer #1: Aha! 
* SpongeBob: (Sweating) W-what'd you find? 
* Police Officer #1: THIS PEANUT COVERED IN WEED! 
* SpongeBob: (Craps his pants) I got diarrhea! 
* Police Officers #2: Tell it to the Judge, SquarePants! 
* [They throw him into the back of the Police Car] 
* SpongeBob: I didn't do anything! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
* SpongeBob (narrating): You probably know how that went...
* [Cut to the Prison. SpongeBob is in the shower, cleaning himself. Suddenly, he drops a bar of soap on the ground.] 
* SpongeBob: Whoops! I'd better get that! 
* [Suddenly, Muscular prisoners appear around him.] 
* Buff Dude Prisoner: You gonna get that? 
* SpongeBob: Uh oh.
* SpongeBob (narrating): So I escaped!
* SpongeBob: There it is! My chance to escape! 
* [He hops out, and cautiously to avoid Security, and is able to successfully get out.] SpongeBob: I did it!... I DID IT! WOOO-HOOO!! YEAH!!!
* SpongeBob (narrating): Turns out that Bubble Bass incriminated me! So, me and Patrick confronted him.
* Mama Bass: Hello? 
* SpongeBob: I'm looking for a "Bubble Bass." 
* Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS! 
* Bubble Bass: (From basement.) What do you want, mom! 
* Mama Bass: Somebody's here for you! 
* [Bubble Bass comes upstairs.] 
* Bubble Bass: (Gasps) SpongeBob! 
* SpongeBob: Bubble Bass. I know what you did. You put a Grass covered Peanut inside of my house, and then told the Cops I had weed to get me arrested! 
* Bubble Bass: OKAY! It's true. But guess what, you have no evidence! 
* SpongeBob: Oh, really? (He Pulls out a Tape recorder from his back pocket.) 
* Bubble Bass (on tape Recorder): OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true. 
* Bubble Bass: Uh oh.
* SpongeBob (narrating): That's just Season 1a! Wait till we-
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: If you say one more word I'm going to scream.
* [SpongeBob awkwardly slinks into the shadows.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm tired of all the filler clipshow nonsense! When will we get to the awards show?
* Mr. Rabs: Then bends won't let us go until it's been 5 minutes until the announcer said there was 5 minutes left.
* Then bends; Sorry, guys! Just trying to be accurate!
* Mr. Labs: Oh, please! "The Deez Nuts Episode" has at least 20 spelling mistakes!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Hey guys, don't fight! The show is about to-
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it seems like we're running out of lines here.
* RongeRob: Yeah, it's been quite the ride though.
* Mr. Zabs: Indeed.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hey, did anyone notice how the weather's been lately?
* Mr. Labs: Not really, been too busy reminiscing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, but it's probably sunny, like always.
* RongeRob: I could use some sun.
* Mr. Zabs: Guys, we've got like, what, 15 words left?
* Mr. Rabs: Well, let's count them down.
* All: 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
* [Fireworks burst off in the background.]
* Announcer: The Rabs Awards have started!
* Usher: Ticket. please.
* Mr. Rabs: Here you go!
* Usher: Alright, go in.
* [They go inside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, could I come in?
* Usher: Sorry, the show has already started.
* [The Usher goes inside, and slams the door.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh no you don't!
* [Cut to the inside.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! This place is beautiful! Could you believe it took us 15 pages just to get here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's a lot.
* RongeRob: At least Mr. Rabs 2.0 hasn't even mentioned Trump once!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, Trump! I'm a big fan of him! This one time I-
* (Mr. Rabs 2.0 keeps yapping in the background.)
* Mr. Rabs: (Sarcastically) Thanks, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob lightly chuckles.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, guys! Look who I found!
* IShowSpeed: Hi.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh my god! IShowSpeed!
* Mr. Eabs: We're like... HUGE FANS OF YOU!!!!!!!!
* IShowSpeed: Thanks! I'm a huge fan of you guys as well.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you aren't so chaotic.
* IShowSpeed: That's just how I act on film.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I see.
* [Suddenly, they hear a noise above.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, do you guys hear that?
* [The gang continues to converse, confused about the noise above (although their conversation is not heard.) Pan above.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Smashing a Jackhammer onto the ceiling) Why won't this work?
* [He sees a box labeled "Stuff you can break ceiling with".]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Montage: "The Pollywog Strut" plays. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a balloon hammer and tries to break the ceiling, to no avail.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Why won't this stupid ceiling break?! It's like it's made of titanium or something!
* [He lets go of the hammer, and it starts to fly up the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What?
* [Transition to Later. He picks up a flamethrower, and tries to melt the ceiling, but the fire ends up reflecting off the ceiling and burning his head. Drama Link (D) plays.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Youch! Stupid flamethrower! Why did I think this would work?!
* [Pollywog Strut plays again. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a power drill and starts drilling into the sky, creating a vortex in the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the?
* [Transition to latter.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ugh! This is ridiculous! Why won't anything go my way?!
* [Pan left to "Bombs R' Us."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Grins evilly to the camera) Hmm...
* [Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Let's get some grub!
* [They go to the food area, where the see SpongeBob, Patrick, and Kuromi.]
* RongeRob: Oh hey, guys! We haven't seen you in a couple minutes... or seconds? I don't know. Anyway, how have you guys been?
* SpongeBob: I've been doing fine, like I said about 100 lines ago.
* Mr. Zabs: Well, how about Patrick and Kuromi, they haven't said anything, have they.
* Patrick: Well, I said "Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here" awhile back.
* KuromI: I haven't said anything yet. Damn it! I wasted my first line on that!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Can you believe we were even arguing over food earlier!
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, this looks delicious!
* [Shot of a bunch of yummy food. Makes you hungry, huh?]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Guys, it's just McDonalds.
* Mr. Blabs: McDonalds? That reminds me!
* [The background fades out and turns white. "Feel It" from "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test" begins to play.]
* Mr. Blabs: This episode is sponsored by McDonald's! At McDonald's, they value their employees and customers. Not only do they serve delicious food, just like the food that was just on screen, but they also prioritize quality service. Just last week, I swung by my local McDonald's for a quick bite, and let me tell you, the experience was top-notch.
* [Flashback.]
* McDonald's Employee: Hello, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
* Mr. Blabs: Absolutely. I'd like a... Big Mac... Medium Fries... and a... Dr. Pepper!
* McDonald's Employee: Alright thank you, we'll get that order ready right quick.
* [Transition. Text read "4 minutes later..." appears.]
* McDonald's Employee: Here you go!
* Mr. Blabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Mr. Blabs takes a bite of the food.]
* Mr. Blabs: So good!
* [As he continues to eat, he talks to the audience.]
* Mr. Blabs: So whether you're looking for a quick and affordable meal, craving some McNuggets, or just want to indulge in the joy of a Happy Meal, McDonald's has got you covered. And here's a special treat from the gang and I: use the promo code "RABSAWARDS2024" on your next visit for a free meal! Remember, I'm lovin' it! Now, back to The Rabs Awards!
* [The background goes back to normal.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, now that we've got our food we should probably sit down.
* [They go to the seating area, but find all the seats are filled.]
* Kuromi: Aw, man! There's no seats left!
* Mr. Zabs: Not to worry!
* [Mr. Zabs runs into the storage closet.]
* SpongeBob: How long is that closet?
* Mr. Rabs: Pretty long I've heard. He probably won't be out for another ho-
* [Mr. Zabs breaks through the door with 69 chairs. He throws them all on the ground.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! That's a lot of chairs!
* Patrick: I never knew you were that fast, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: I'm always fast.  Now, let's eat!
* [They begin to eat]
* Narrator: Meanwhile, with Evil Mr. Rabs...
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, sir. Does this place sell bombs?
* Bomb Dude: No duh. How many bombs do you want?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I want a bomb I can strap onto myself that won't kill me!
* Bomb Dude: Here you go! One "Unkillable 69,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm tired of these 69 jokes! So immature!
* Bomb Dude: ....One "Unkillable 70,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks outside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: With this bomb, I can kill everybody! (Evil Laughter) Now, to get inside.
* [Sponge Burgler plays. Cut back to the Awards.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, we're almost done. I think we should get going.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, the show is about to start.
* Mr. Zabs: I thought it started...
* [Pause.]
* [Still pause.]
* [Third pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: About 100 lines ago!
* Mr. Rabs: All that filler just for that joke? Really, bends?
* Mr. Eabs: Anyway, we should probably get seated at the awards show.
* [The gang goes to their seats, with RongeRob, SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* Announcer: Welcome to "The Rabs Awards!" with your host... Then bends!
* [Then bends walks on stage.]
* Then bends: Hey, everyone! I know I've been around for awhile outside and stuff, but I'm the host! (Awkward laughter) but... um, yeah, let's get this started! Before we do that, though, let's take a moment to reflect on all the years we've lost over the years. 
* [Award Winners A (low pitched) begins to play, and a screen lowers.]
* [The screen says "In Memory of 2023. 2023-2023." The screen says "In Memory of 2022. 2022-2022." The screen says "In Memory of 2021. 2021-2021." The screen says "In Memory of 2020. 2020-2020."]
* Then bends: You know what! Let's just, let's just skip to the end!
* [Then bends presses a remote with a red button on it 2,019 times.]
* Then bends: Phew! Anywa-
* [The screen says "And for all the years I forgot to mention, thank you, too. The screen goes back up.]
* Then bends: ANYWAY! Before we get to the good awards, let's start with some stinkers! Worst Show of 2023! (Whispering: No hard feelings.) So, for this year... we have...  "Skibidi Toilet," "The Mr. Rabs Show (just the first two seasons) and...
* [Then bends flips over the Note card.]
* Then bends: That's it. We have "Worst Episode of 2023". For this, we have uh... we have "A Very AI-Generated Christmas," we have- sorry I'm only using my own shows, I just don't want anybody to feel bad. I don't read anything on this Wiki anyway. But, we have uh, almost every episode from the first two seasons of this show, The Mr. Rabs Show. Now, go vote, you! Vote!
* [The gang walks outside, confused.]
* Mr. Labs: How come we didn't vote beforehand?
* SpongeBob: I don't know. It makes no sense.
* Mr. Rabs: We wanted it to be a surprise, I mean... I don't know... bad writing?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, enough Yap, let's vote.
* [The gang picks a choice, along with RongeRob and SpongeBob and his friends.]
* RongeRob: Well, we voted. How long do we have to wait?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: About 10 minutes.
* Mr. Rabs: Heeyyy! Ghetto Mr. Rabs! How you been?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: I been chillin' n stuff, you know how it is.
* Mr. Zabs: You censored [bleep] but mentioned [bleep] earlier. How come?
* Patrick: See, one is-
* Mr. Zabs: Woah, woah! Let's not finish that line! Don't wanna get... how come we always get Fandom mad?
* Mr. Rabs: So, what's been going on lately?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ah, you know, same old, same old. Just tryna stay low-key and keep my mind elevated.
* Mr. Rabs: Haha, always keepin' it real, I see. Hey, you wanna hit up Ghetto Walter White? He sells Weed instead of Meth!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Fo' sho'! Ain't nothin' like some good grub after a long day of hustlin'. Count me in, man.
* Mr. Rabs: That's what's up! Let's link up after this shindig and make it happen.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Bet that up! I'll be there, ready to roll like a blunt.
* Mr. Rabs: LOL! You're so funny! So... funny.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Aight, peace out, Mr. Rabs!
* [The two dap each other up.]
* Mr. Rabs: Nice guy.
* RongeRob: Yeah, and the writing's better for this guy. He used to just sound like any old guy in the show.
* Kuromi: I think I remember watching that a while back!
* [Flashback.]
* [Flashforward.]
* RonggeRob: No! We're not doing this again! Right, guys?
* [The camera nods "no.]
* Kuromi: Oh ok. Anyway, as I was saying...
* [Flashback.]
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: [Opening up The Weed Shack] Another day, another.... gay. 
* Ghetto RongeRob: Hey, Ghetto Mr. Rabs! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh hey, Ghetto RongeRob! We've been running low on stock, so I've got a great idea! 
* Ghetto RongeRob: What's that? 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ask Snoop Dogg for MOAR Weed! 
* Ghetto RongeRob: That's a great idea! 
* [Transition to Snoop Dogg] 
* Snoop Dogg: No way, man! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh well, I guess I should just give up.
* Narrator: Many Lines Later...
* Incidental 49A: Hello, what would you two like? 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: We need a meeting with the uh... owner of The Plug. 
* Incidental 49A: Oh, I'm sorry. He's booked for the day. 
* Ghetto RongeRob: We need him quick! 
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] 
* Mr. Beast: I will give you one million dollars if you let these two have their meeting! 
* Incidental 49A: Oh, of course! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: (To Mr. Beast) Thanks!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: You know what? She's right. Ghetto Mr. Rabs was such an NPC... 113 days ago.
* Announcer: Alright, people, come inside as we get your results!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, we gotta go!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Let's hope nothing goes wrong!
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs. He tries to sneak in.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks in the front door.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Uhh... Hi?
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Ow....
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: How could I sneak into this awards show without getting caught?
* [He sees a window.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ah-ha! I've got it!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs looks around mischievously, before walking over and tiptoeing sideways up the wall.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright... Open Sesame!
* [He opens the window, and jumps inside, however he gets stuck due to his fat.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the!
* [He tries to push himself.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: That's the third time this week!
* [He pulls himself out.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, let's try something els-
* [Suddenly, he slips off the edge of the Window. He falls into a Dumpster.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Covered in garbage) I've got to get a new agent!
* [Transition to Later. Evil Mr. Rabs is at the costume store.]
* Frank (store owner): Alright, here's your... "Potted Plant Disguise." Let me see your card.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hands his card over.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey, wait a minute! You're Evil Mr. Rabs! You aren't trying to raid that Awards Show now, are you?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! No! I'm just dressing up for.... for Halloween!
* Frank (store owner): It's May, and this was written in February.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: W-well, I-
* [Evil Mr. Rabs steals the costume and runs out.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs turns into a toaster.]
* Frank (store owner): Dang it! I'll catch you one day Evil Mr. Rabs!
* [He runs back into his store. Evil Mr. Rabs goes back to normal.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Phew!
* [Bubble transition.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, this should work!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs claps his hands.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: OSAMA!!!!!
* [The DeLorean falls out of the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this popsicle stand started or something... I don't know that phrase, I'm not white enough.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs jumps in the front seat and starts to drive the DeLorean.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's go... 10 minutes in the past!
* [The DeLorean continues to go forward, and disappears into the fire.]
* Narrator: 10 minutes earlier...
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [The DeLorean suddenly appears.]
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Listen! I'm you from the future! To get any of the stupid Time Travel writing out of the way, you're just gonna disappear, okay?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, I mean-
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Please?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Of course, Darling!
* [Past Evil Mr. Rabs explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, let's popsicle this blowstand!
* [He puts on the plant disguise, and goes in.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm a pla-
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Not again!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Sitting a Rock.) Well, I'm stumped. I've gotta go to my restaurant, maybe Plankton! (Episode) could help.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks sadly back to his restaurant. Tohoho.... C plays. Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Then bends: Alright, everyone! So, uh, let's see who won the awards!
* [Nobody claps.]
* Then bends: Tough crowd. Anyway, the winner of the "Worst Show of 2023" Award is... "Skibidi Toilet!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi!
* [Skibidi Toilet walks onto the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Skibidi! How do you feel about winning the "Worst Show of 2023" Award?
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Fascinating! And what do you have to say to your critics who voted for you? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes. 
* Then bends: Insightful words indeed. Now, what are your plans for the future of "Skibidi Toilet"? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Yes Yes, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Thank you, Skibidi, for sharing your thoughts with us. Let's give another round of applause for our winner!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Now we have... we have... let's see here...
* [Then bends pulls out a magnifying glass.]
* Then bends: Ah, yes! The winner of the  "Worst Episode of 2023" Award is... a tie! A tie between Amnesia, Dedenne Guy, iHateDrake, 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge, SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns and Squiddard, the Choir Boy!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Then bends from one year to 289 days ago, come up!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago comes up to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Then bends from one year to 289 days ago. How do you feel about the hate on the earlier episodes of your show?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: [Bleep] the haters! They don't know [bleep] about good writing! I poured my heart and soul into those episodes, and all they do is sit there and criticize like they could do any better. Well, let me tell you, they couldn't write a decent script if their lives depended on it! They're just a bunch of whiny, ungrateful [Bleep]holes!
* Then bends: You're a whiny, ungrateful [Bleep]hole- I mean, what about the criticism? Do you think there's any validity to it?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Validity? Ha! They wouldn't know good writing if it hit them on top of the head with a coconut! They're probably just jealous of my talent. Yeah, that's it! They wish they could come up with half the stuff I do. But no, they'd rather sit there and tear down other people's work because they're too lazy to create anything themselves.
* Then bends: Well, that's certainly one way to look at it. But don't you think there's room for improvement in your writing?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Improvement? Are you kidding me? My writing is perfect just the way it is! Those morons wouldn't know genius if it [Bleep]d them in the [Bleep]! I don't need to change a damn thing!
* Then bends: Alright, bends, I can't anymore! I'm tired of your worthless yapping! Guess what? What you wrote SUCKS! Sucks big, big, big, big, big doggy doo-doo. So PBFTT!!!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, look who's talking! Mr. "I think I'm so great because I'm the current version of Then bends." Well, newsflash, buddy! You're just a less edgy, Anti-Object Show version of me!
* Then bends: At least I know how to.... how to not get banned from The SpongeBob Music Community for homophobia! You're just a stupid Object Show Fan! A stubborn, egotistical jerk who can't handle anyone questioning your so-called "genius"!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: (Gasps) You know that ban was in 2022! And, please! Constructive criticism? More like useless babbling from a talentless hack! You couldn't come up with an original idea if it... if it [Bleep]d you in the [Bleep]!
* Then bends: You know what? You're just using shock value to cover up your lack of talent. And guess what? It's not working!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, says the guy whose idea of humor is recycled jokes and filler. You think you're so clever, with your long episodes, your effort, your not using ChatGPT to write a 22 line episode instead of writing it yourself! Everything you write is Safe and predictable!
* Then bends: Safe and predictable? Coming from the guy whose idea of innovation is trying to be funny by using swearing? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Never heard of that before!
* [Then bends gets serious for a moment.]
* Then bends: Terrible execution by the way, just saying.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: You're just jealous because I'm not afraid to push the boundaries and challenge the status quo. Unlike you, I'm not afraid to take risks and explore new territory.
* Then bends: Risks? Please! The only risk you're pushing is everybody away from around you! Whatever happened to Squiddard, huh? Whatever happened to him? You two were good friends, and you screwed it all up! Real creativity is about pushing boundaries while still respecting your audience and delivering something of substance. But I guess that's a concept you'll never understand.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Squiddard....
* Then bends: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Come on, say something! I'm waiting!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago still doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Look, I didn't mean...
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: I ruined everything. Squiddard was my friend, and I betrayed him. All for the sake of a cheap laugh. What kind of person does that make me?
* Then bends: It makes you an [Bleep]hole. But hey, hey! It's alright!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: No, it's not. I have to make things right. I have to apologize to Squiddard, to everyone I've hurt.
* Then bends: Attaboy!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: At not a boy! I must make things right!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago's legs collide and become rocket ship propellers, and he flies out of the building, breaking the ceiling in the process.]
* [Silence.]
* Mr. Rabs: What a half [Bleep]d apology!
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs. Nude Sting plays. Fade to black.]
* [Fade in from black. Mr. Zabs is in the same black void he was in on Line 94.]
* Mr. Zabs: You're probably wondering what's going on here. Where's the episode? Why is Mr. Zabs talking to me. Well, I have some tough news for you: We've hit a roadblock. There are no more filler segments to distract you from the fact that we're stuck here. No more scenes with Evil Mr. Rabs because his plot has reached a temporary dead end. And no, we're not outside voting or doing anything remotely interesting.
* [Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: What to do now...
* [Mr. Zabs looks around, and finds Kuromi.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, Kuromi, how's it been? 
* Kuromi: Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just floating around in this void, contemplating the meaning of existence. You know, being stuck in this black void with you isn't the worst thing that's happened to me.
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, I'll take that as a compliment. But seriously, I've been thinking about how much this show has evolved over the past year.
* Kuromi: Yeah, I'll admit, it's been entertaining, to say the least. But you've got to admit, some of those episodes were... let's just say, interesting.
* Mr. Zabs: So, what should we do now? 
* Kuromi: Hmm, how about we play a game? I spy with my little eye something... black. 
* Mr. Zabs: Is it the void we're stuck in? 
* Kuromi: Bingo!
* [The two laugh. Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: This is lame.
* Kuromi: Yeah. Let's go back to The Awards Show!
* Mr. Zabs: Awesome! How do I... let me just.
* [Mr. Zabs grabs a mallet out of nowhere and breaks the screen, transitioning back to The Episode.]
* Narrator: Welcome back to... "The Rabs Awards!"
* [Cut back to the inside. Lap Steel plays.]
* Then bends: Welcome back, everybody! It's been a wild couple of pages. But let's get back to what I do best, hosting awards shows! This time, we'll be doing good awards, and awards that were totally not stolen from this years SLA's! Now, let's see who the nominees are!
* [Then bends looks for the card in his pocket, but can't find it.]
* Then bends: Uh-oh. HEY, CHRIS!
* Chris Chan: WHAT?
* Then bends: YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE CARD!
* Chris Chan: OH. LET ME BRING IT TO YOU NOW!
* [Chris Chan comes from backstage with the card.]
* Then bends: GEE, THANKS!
* Chris Chan: Why are you still yelling at me, I'm right here.
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: You've never thought that clearly in your life. Now back there you, back!
* [Then bends whips Chris Chan, who goes backstage.]
* Then bends; Anyway, for Best Spin-Off, we have "SpongeBob 2," "New Squidward Chat" and... and that's it. For episode of the year, we have "RabsFinale," "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode," and... THE CHRONIC? THE ALBUM BY DR. DRE? This can't be right. But, hey! It's a good album, so that's not important. For Writer of the Year, we have "Mr. Writes-alot," "Homer Simpson" and "SpongeBot678". For Graphic Designer of the Year, we have "Then bends" yours, truly. We have "PrimitiveSponge129" and we have "SpongeGar."
* [Cut to SpongeGar.]
* SpongeGar: Banooga a talia foo!
* [Captions: I'm a genius!]
* Then bends: For Movie of the year, we have "The Mr. Rabs Movie," "Overcrowded" and "The Dark Stewie Movie". For best Company, we have "My [Bleep]hole llc," "Microsoft" and "Plush Puppy Co". Best Album, we have "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack, "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG, "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My [Bleep]hole llc, and "The Blue Album" by Weezer. For Best Musical Number in an episode, we have "4:44." That's it. Only 4:44.  For best episode of NEXT year, we have "SpongeBob Meets Garfield," "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult," "Puka A" and.. and "Whelk Attack 2....". Oh, boy! Whelk Attack 2! Anyway, final award is "Best Show." We have....
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "SpongeBob SquarePants."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: And "The Mr. Rabs Show."  Now, vote, vote, vote!
* [Everybody steps outside.]
* RongeRob: Wow, that's a lot of categories!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, 10 of them.
* Mr. Labs: Let's see, if the previous amount of words for 2 awards was 257 words, 10 awards would be about...
* [Mr. Labs gets a calculator thrown at him. He catches it and inputs stuff into it.]
* Mr. Labs: 1,285 words!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Is that a lot?
* Mr. Blabs: No duh it's a lot! All of that Trump brain rot's made you dumb!
* SpongeBob: Hey, guys! Let's not get into fights here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, you're right. SORRY "Mr." Labs.
* Mr. Labs: I'm SOOOO sorry too! Jerkface!
* [Mr. Rabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 give each other a side-eye.]
* SpongeBob: Wow, they're being so childish... gambino?
* Patrick: Yeah! This is worse than the time Mr. Krabs caught you wearing that magic crown!
* [Cutaway/flashback. SpongeBob is cooking burgers, when suddenly, Mr. Krabs walks in.]
* Mr. Krabs: (gasps) SpongeBob! where'd you get that crown? I told Squidward to get rid of it!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I found it laying in the garbage. I guess he threw it in there.
* Mr. Krabs: Well then throw it back or you're fired!
* SpongeBob: Are you serious?
* Mr. Krabs: Dead serious.
* SpongeBob: Well, you're the boss!
* [Flashforward.]
* SpongeBob: Well, it wasn't my fault! Squidward told me to put it on! And telling somebody to throw it back can have A LOT of meanings!
* Patrick: (giggling) You're so gay!
* SpongeBob: What! I'm not gay!
* Kuromi: Yipe!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: What's Wrong?
* Kuromi: (Angry) My Melo...
* [Cut to a shot of My Melody walking around, happily.]
* Mr. Eabs: What's wrong with her?
* [Kuromi pulls out her Kuromi Note.]
* Kuromi: Kuromi Note Number 69!
* [Flashback. Kuromi Note plays.]
* Kuromi (past)i: I should go to McDonald's today!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Kuromi (past): Hello, McDonald's! Can I have one Grimace Shake?
* McDonald's Employee: Sorry, sir. We're all out of Grimace Shakes.
* Kuromi (past): You have no right to call me sir! And who ordered all the grimace shakes?
* McDonald's Employee: A little rabbit girl, said her name was "Melody."
* [Kuromi becomes frozen in ice. Flashforward.]
* Kuromi: And I couldn't order a single Grimace Shake!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's unjustified resentment.
* RongeRob: Yeah, Kuromi, I think you may be overreacting a little bit.
* Hoopla Kid: 9/11!
* [RongeRob throws a Semi-Truck at Hoopla Kid.]
* Mr. Rabs: Why'd he say that?
* RongeRob: That was the 911th line.
* [Suddenly, My Melody appears behind Kuromi.]
* My Melody: Oh, hi Kuromi!
* Kuromi: Aaah!
* [Kuromi, startled, accidentally throws her Kuromi Note into a Fireplace.]
* My Melody: Oh no! Your book!
* [Kuromi is shocked.]
* My Melody: I'm so sorry about your book! Here, I'll go fix it!
* [My Melody goes away temporarily.]
* Mr. Rabs: She seems harmless. What's got you all worked up? 
* Kuromi: Harmless? Harmless?! That little...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: It seems like My Melody just wants to be friends. 
* Kuromi: Friends?! Ha! I'd sooner be friends with a cactus!
* [My Melody returns, holding Kuromi's book.] 
* My Melody: Here you go, Kuromi! I fixed it as best as I could. 
* Kuromi: Thanks, I guess. 
* [My Melody skips away.]
* Mr. Rabs: See? She's just trying to be nice. 
* Kuromi: Nice my [Bleep]...
* [Cut to SMPTE color bars. Cut to the void. Mental Caverns Without Sunshine plays.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, Kuromi. What's up? 
* Kuromi: You've already asked me that! It's... It's just.. GRAAH! I'm so bored of this stupid void!
* Mr. Zabs: Same here. Say, do you have any ideas on how we can pass the time? 
* Kuromi: Hmm, let me think. Ah, I've got it! Let's play some video games. 
* Mr. Zabs: How are we going to do that?
* Kuromi: Leave it to me. Check this out! 
* [Kuromi reaches somewhere above the camera, and grabs an N64.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, where did you get those?
* Kuromi: Don't worry about it. Now, let's get this going.
* [Kuromi and Mr. Zabs set up the console.]
* Mr. Zabs: What game should we play first? 
* Kuromi: How about Super Golden Sigma?
* Mr. Zabs: Pure Epic Sauce! Let's get it going!
* [Kuromi inserts the cartridge.]
* Mr. Zabs: Huh, that's weird. Why isn't it working? 
* Kuromi: Oh no, I think I just realized something. 
* Mr. Zabs: What is it? 
* Kuromi: There are no outlets in the void. We have no way to power the console. 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh no, you're right. We're stuck here with no way to play video games. 
* Kuromi: This is a disaster! What are we going to do now? 
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know. Hey! Maybe we should call a random person!
* Kuromi: Ooh! I know! I saw this in a restroom once! Something about "Cult, Znail Fail Republic" I don't know!
* Mr. Zabs: Sounds cool! What was the number?
* Kuromi: It was 1-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Alright, let me dial it.
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his phone and dials the number.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hello?
* [Cut back to the episode.]
* Mr. Eabs: Don't say things like that, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, that's really crossing a line.
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, sorry guys, I didn't mean to stir things up. My bad. 
* Kuromi: It's okay, Mr. Zabs. Let's just move on and forget about it.
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, look who it is! 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: SongBob!
* SongBob: Hi! I brought some friends?
* Mr. Eabs: Ooh! Who'd you bring?
* SongBob: These [bleeps.].
* [Shot of Hamood Habibi and FlowerBob.]
* FlowerBob: Hi!
* Hamood Habibi: مرحبا ايها الاصدقاء.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: So, have either of you two heard of liberals?
* FlowerBob: Liberals? Oh yeah! I hate those guys!
* Hamood Habibi: إنهم حمقى.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wow, SongBob! You've got some smart friends.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, we all hate liberals here!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah! Wait, no I don't.
* Patrick: What's a liberal?
* [Everybody looks at Patrick. Tympup (a)]
* SpongeBob: Liberals are evil people who spread Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus!
* Patrick: Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus? That's terrible!
* SpongeBob: I know.
* [SpongeBob puts his head down, dejected.]
* SpongeBob: But, there's nothing we can do about it.
* SongBob: Yeah. I mean, what kind of fool could like liberals?
* [Pomp and Circumstance plays.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Right. We have only one true leader, and that is Mr. Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a visionary leader who has single-handedly saved this country from the brink of destruction. His policies have brought prosperity, security, and freedom to all true patriots! And let me tell you, folks, those liberals can't stand it! They'll do anything to undermine our great leader and his accomplishments!
* Others: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: But we won't let them win! We will stand strong together, united in our support for President Trump and the values he represents! We will continue to fight against the liberal agenda and defend our way of life. So let me hear you all say it loud and proud: "Make America Great Again!"
* Others: Make America Great Again!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's the spirit! Together, we will make sure that America remains the greatest nation on Earth, now and forever!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Sniffling) That was beautiful!
* Kuromi: I think I just pissed myself, that was so good.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: SongBob. Thank you for showing up. Without you, we wouldn't have heard Mr. Rabs 2.0's beautiful speech! I don't think I'm gay anymore, in fact.
* SpongeBob: We've already done that plot point with me!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right.
* SongBob: I'm just glad we were here for such a historic moment!
* Hamood Habibi: نحن على النار الليلة!
* FlowerBob: Oh, no! I don't wanna be on fire!
* SongBob: You're not on fire, FlowerBob! You silly goose!
* [SongBob pets FlowerBob's head.]
* SongBob: He just means we're making good choices, being here n' such.
* Hamood Habibi: نعم! آسف إذا كنت الخلط بينك!
* FlowerBob: It's okay, Hamood.
* [They go back to doing their own thing.]
* Mr. Blabs: How come they could understand Hamood? For Osama, we all speak arabic just for him.
* Mr. Labs: I don't know, but Mr. Rabs 2.0, you're so smelly!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, at least I have a job! DOOKIEHEAD!
* Mr. Labs: Oh yeah? Well, at least I don't sell guns, FARTBRAIN!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: At least I'm not a nerd, [Bleep]HAT!
* Mr. Labs: At least I can use a calculator, Dabs!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It's Rabs, you Poopy Head!
* Mr. Labs: Whatever, Dabs, Blabs, Rabs, you're all the same to me!
* Mr. Rabs: (gasps) You take that back, you pocket-protector protector protector wearing geek!
* SpongeBob: Guys, guys! Let's not fight. Remember, we're all here to celebrate the Rabs Awards!
* Mr. Labs: No! I'm not taking that back! I'm not even a nerd! I just brought this calculator this ONE time and you all call me a nerd!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates!
* [The two get into a big fight.]
* Cop #1: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, son. I'm gonna have to arrest you two if you don't stop fighting!
* [The two suddenly stop. Hooka plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'm sorry, Mr. Labs. You're not really a nerd, and I know that.
* Mr. Labs: I'm sorry, Mr. Rabs. Your names really are confusing.
* [They shake hands.]
* Cop #1: Hmm... okay... but, if I see you do ONE more thing.
* Mr Rabs: No, no, no! We're good, we're good!
* [They are now at the front of the line, voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this voting started! So, what do you guys think the best spin-off was? I personally think "New Squidward Chat" was the best.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah, that's true. I loved "New Squidward Chat in Court!"
* Mr. Rabs: Right? Right! The quote "This man, Markiplier, does not condom the smoking of any herbal substances." was so good!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Did you mean "condone?"
* Mr. Rabs: No. That's how it was written.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Nah, I'm going with "SpongeBob 2." It's a pretty faithful sequel.
* Mr. Labs: Me too!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, nutes! I don't know what to chose. I think I'll just go with "SpongeBob 2" too.
* Mr. Eabs: Well, I like "New Squidward Chat" more.
* RongeRob: "SpongeBob 2" is better!
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah!
* SpongeBob: And I think "SpongeBob 2" is better also.
* Patrick: If SpongeBob likes "SpongeBob 2," it must be better.
* [SpongeTom walks by.]
* SpongeTom: Oh, hey guys! What's all the voting about?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, hey SpongeTom! It's been awhile since we've last seen you!
* SpongeTom: Yeah! Even if it's only been...
* [SpongeTom puts his hand up to count.]
* SpongeTom: 1 episode! So, what's going on?
* Mr. Zabs: You didn't hear? The Rabs Awards?
* SpongeTom: Rabs Awards? No, I just got here! I got lost and this nice guy let me come in.
* [Shot of the Usher doing a thumbs up.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, SpongeTom. Would you like to join us?
* SpongeTom: Sure!
* [SpongeTom has joined your party!]
* Mr. Eabs: What's with the Pop-ups?
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs, planning, with Plankton! (episode)]
* Plankton! (episode): Hmm... sounds like they've got tough security over there. It's not like they'd let anybody who's lost in.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I know! It's so annoying! I don't know what to do, but I'd love to crash the awards. I mean, I bought this bomb!
* [Shot of the "Unkillable 69,000]
* Plankton! (episode): THE UNKILLABLE 69,000? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO ELUSIVE THESE ARE?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Really? There's no way THIS is elusive. I bet this crappy thing will expl-
* [The bomb detonates.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: -plode in my hand.
* Plankton! (episode): It's alright, I have a spare.
* [Shot of the "Really Bad and Stupid Dumb Bomb."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! This bomb is really bad and stupid, dumb!
* Plankton! (episode): I know! But, this is the only bomb I have.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I guess it'll have to work.
* [Transition to the Awards Show.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright. All of my methods didn't work in the past, but what if I try...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a giant wooden hammer out of nowhere.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: THIS?
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hits the front door with the hammer. It explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Wow. That was easy.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs moves his hand to breathe.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: But! I must sneak in!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs tip-toes in the building, and hides under the food table.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let me see what's going on...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a pair of binoculars out of his pocket, to see what's going on.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Looks like they're voting! I know the perfect time to strike!
* [Cut back to them voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about the best episode?
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I loved filming RabsFinale! Even if we're coming back, it was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I disagree. "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" is a better episode. The ending with Nickacado doing his thing was pretty gross, and I love gross-out!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, yeah? Well, "The Chronic" is an amazing album!
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, I've always loved "Deeez Nuuuts."
* Mr. Labs: Sorry, but "The Chronic" wins it for me.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We should make our own gang called "The Chronics."
* [The other two shake their heads.]
* Mr. Labs: That's a terrible idea.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Rude!
* RongeRob: I disagree.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Really?
* RongeRob: No, your idea is stupid. I disagree about THE CHRONIC. RabsFinale was awesome! It's arguably the best episode OF ALL TIME!
* Mr. Blabs: Nah, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Kuromi: I vote neither! These all suck!
* Patrick: I don't even know what a "chronic" is!
* SpongeBob: Well, personally, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Mr. Zabs: I vote for RabFinale!
* Mr. Rabs: SpongeTom, what did you think?
* SpongeTom: I think this is nutes! This a very tough choice, I mean, I'm not used to voting!
* Mr. Rabs: How come?
* SpongeTom: Drug charges, selling meth, all that.
* Mr. Rabs: I see. Well, don't worry. I'll walk you through it. It's simple. You just pick which one you liked the most out of the options given.
* SpongeTom: I'm still confused!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, do you know that one Family Guy episode?
* SpongeTom: (gasps) "Road to Bajookieland VI?"
* Mr. Rabs: Yup!
* [Mr. Rabs breaks into song.]
=== Musical Number 1 ===
[MR. RABS.]
Peter Griffin Voting Time!
Pick your favorite choice
when you're in line
Think about which one's the greatest, 
And let your choice be goodest!
Is it "RabsFinale," finale, so grand?
Or "Golfpecks256," with offensive jokes that land?
Or maybe "The Chronic,"
[MR. RABS, spoken.]
It's not really an episode, but it's pretty good. Let's hope nobody gets offended and wants this episode banned?
[MR. RABS.]
It's as easy as picking your favorite pie, 
Just think it over, don't be shy. 
So SpongeTom, SpongeTom!
Now's your chance, 
To join in and do your little dance!
(SpongeTom hits the griddy.)
[MR. RABS, spoken.]
There, you've got it!
[SPONGETOM, spoken.]
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
(He votes)
I voted!!!!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Zabs: You did it, SpongeTom!
* [SpongeTom's mom and dad appear.]
* SpongeTom Sr.: That's my boy!
* SpongeTomette: See! I told you you could vote!
* [SpongeTom hugs his mom.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! Now, let's vote for writer of the year.
* Mr. Labs: I think Homer was the best writer.
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, "The Simpsons" was a pretty good episode of "The SpongeBob and Homer Simpson Show."
* Mr. Zabs: What about Mr. Writes-alot? He's the most underrated writer of all time! I mean, he wrote "Golden: The Story of a Sigma."
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's true. Golden Sigma's an awesome guy!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: SpongeBot678 is simply divine.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm sure you're the only one saying that. Homer solos ALL of these guys.
* Kuromi: No, Mr. Writes-alot is pretty good. I mean, he's the kind of guy to write a 1000+ transcript for SpongeBob Fanon work!
* [They look at Kuromi.]
* Kuromi: In a good way?
* RongeRob: Yeah, Mr. Writes-alot is my idol. I hope to be as good of a writer as him one day.
* SpongeBob: I agree. He gets my vote!
* Patrick: I'm the best writer! Listen to this poem I wrote!
* [The lights turn off, with a single overhead light over Patrick.]
* Patrick: A Poem, by Patrick Star. "Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom."
* [Patrick eats his paper.]
* Gym Teacher: If I could, I'd throw a dodgeball at you!
* [Patrick shrieks.]
* Mr. Eabs: Well, Homer's nice. I mean, "Marriage" was a pretty good episode of "The SpongeBob and Homer Simpson Show."
* Mr. Blabs: I agree. Homer sounds like the name of a good writer, and wouldn't you know, he's the best.
* SpongeTom: I think that... I think that Mr. Writes-alot is the best writer!
* Mr. Rabs: Now, let's vote for the uh... graphic designer of the year.
* All: Then bends!
* RongeRob: Wow! How self-centered! I'm voting for SpongeGar!
* [They all look at RongeRob.]
* RongeRob: ...is what I would say in an alternate universe! Then bends FTW!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [Bleep] the what?
* RongeRob: No! For the win!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about The best movie? It's easily "The Dark Stewie Movie"
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'll have to agree with you on that.
* [The two high five.]
* Both: Dark Stewie Forever!
* Mr. Zabs: Nah, nah. It's "Overcrowded!"
* Slighty Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: "The Mr. Rabs Movie" is on top!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Dark Stewie Movie.
* Mr. Labs: To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to understand Then bends' life choices!
* [Mr. Labs laughs.]
* Mr. Eabs: I vote for... "Overcrowded."
* Mr. Blabs: I think-
* RongeRob: I think "The Mr. Rabs Movie" is better.
* Mr. Blabs: Don't interrupt me! I think-
* SpongeBob: I don't know, I really like "The Dark Stewie Movie."
* Kuromi: I agree! It was so good!
* Patrick: What's a movie?
* SpongeTom: I-
* Mr. Blabs: Will you quit interrupting me? I'm trying to say that I think-
* SpongeTom: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!!!!
* [Mr. Blabs skin gets blown off due to SpongeTom's yelling.]
* Mr. Blabs: sorry mr. spongetom...
* SpongeTom: "The Dark Stewie Movie" is wonderful!
* Mr. Rabs: And we all know Microsoft is the best company?
* Windows 7: No! They suck! They tried to KILL me!
* Windows Vista: Yeah!
* Windows XP: You really support that MONSTER of a company?
* [Shot of Windows 98 and Windows 95. Toy Piano plays.]
* Windows 98: Back in my day we weren't all on the internet!
* Windows 95: Back in my day I.... what was my day?
* [Cut back to Mr. Rabs]
* Windows 8: You must think you're so cool, huh, Rabs?
* [Drama Link (O) plays.]
* Windows 8.1: I THOUGHT I MADE EVERYTHING BETTER! LOOK! I ADDED THE FUNNY BUTTON BACK!
* [Windows 8.1 presses the start button.]
* Windows 8.1: SEE? SEE? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?
* [Windows 8.1 runs away crying. As the other versions of Windows look at Mr. Rabs, Six Powerful Cues (D) plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hehe!
* [He tries to run away, but is caught by the versions of Windows.]
* Windows 7: Oh, no you don't!
* Windows XP: Nobody gets away with offending our friends!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob clears his throat, and the versions of Windows put Mr. Rabs down.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Whispering) RongeRob! What are you doing?
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, just let me, ok?
* Windows Vista: Alright, what have you got to say?
* [Whisper from the Past starts to play.]
* RongeRob: Listen, my Windows. I know it's hard to forgive someone who might have inadvertently caused harm, but we must understand the context of Mr. Rabs' actions. He was unaware of the consequences of his words. Mr. Rabs is not an evil man. He's just like all of us. He's learned from his mistakes, just as we've learned from ours. Blaming him for actions he took when he didn't fully understand the situation isn't fair. Even if that was only 5 minutes ago.
* Windows Vista: How can we be so sure he won't do it again?
* Windows 95: Well, youngin, let me tell you something. He's right. We can't hold grudges forever. People—and operating systems—make mistakes. What matters is how they learn and grow from them.
* Windows 8.1: I'm sorry I couldn't live up to your expectations!
* RongeRob: We all make mistakes, Windows 8.1. What's important is that we recognize them and strive to do better in the future. And Mr. Rabs... 
* [Cut to a shot of Mr. Rabs doing the chicken dance.]
* RongeRob: Well, he's trying to do better too.
* Windows 7: Mr. Rabs, we forgive you. We know you didn't mean any harm, and we're sorry we tried to kill you.
* Mr. Rabs: Don't worry, my friend. We all screw up time to time!
* [The Rake Hornpipe plays as Mr. Rabs' and RongeRob go back to the voting area to continue voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, that was a funny fun-fun fun!
* [RongeRob laughs. Cut to an ad-break. Bobmatisme plays during the ad.]
* Incidental 104: Are you constipated? Sure, we all are. 
* [She holds up a plunger contraption] 
* Incidental 104: Thank goodness there's new Toilet Paper!
* [Incidental 104 goes to a porta-potty, holding a strange looking Toilet Paper.]
* Incidental 104: Toilet Paper 2! Available in 26 designer colors!
* [Cut to Incidental 1D using the restroom.]
* Incidental 1D: WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
* Incidental 104 (offscreen): Here you go!
* [Incidental 104 gives Incidental 1D Toilet Paper 2. Incidental 1D uses the restroom.]
* Incidental 1D: Are you sure this is safe?
* [Cut to a bunch of people, along with Incidental 104 behind a titanium wall.]
* Incidental 104: Totally!
* Incidental 104 (narrating): With Toilet Paper 2, say goodbye to those pesky bathroom woes. Our state-of-the-art design features built-in showerheads that activate instantly upon contact with your bottom, ensuring a thorough and refreshing clean every time!
* Incidental 1D: Hmm! Sounds good to me!
* [Incidental 1D uses Toilet Paper 2, and the showerheads activate.]
* Incidental 1D: Ooh! I like how that feels!
* Incidental 104: But that's not all! Toilet Paper 2 also tackles constipation head-on with its groundbreaking technology. Say goodbye to discomfort and strain as our patented robotic hand delicately reaches into your stomach to extract any stubborn blockages, leaving you feeling light and relieved!
* [The Robot reaches up Incidental 1D, and retrieves the RMS Titanic.]
* Incidental 1D: Wow! I think I might use you on my own time!
* [Incidental 1D makes a devious face, and skips off into his bedroom, holding Toilet Paper 2.]
* Incidental 104: Toilet Paper 2: Because one toilet paper wasn't enough!
* [Cut back to the show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Now, where were we, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Last time I checked, we were voting for the best company!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: You missed the whole thing! We're at best album now!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We all know "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack is the clear winner here.
* Mr. Labs: I disagree. "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG has such a good album.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: No way! "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My [Bleep]hole LLC is the epitome of musical genius.
* Mr. Eabs: I think "The Blue Album" by Weezer deserves the top spot.
* RongeRob: Well, I'm going with "Skibidi Toilet" too. You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!
* Hotel Mario Mario: That's my line, and that doesn't even make sense now!
* [Hotel Mario Mario smacks RongeRob across the face.]
* Kuromi: I have to say "Maybe It's Me...".
* Patrick: "Skibidi Toilet" makes me LOL! It gets my vote 💯!
* SpongeTom: Hmm, tough choice. But I think I'll go with "The Squidward Show Production Music."
* SpongeBob: "The Blue Album" is definitely my pick.
* Mr. Zabs: I agree. I loved The Sweater Song!
* SpongeBob: The best time to-
* [Mr. Zabs shushes SpongeBob with his fist.]
* Mr. Zabs: Not that one!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I'm voting for Donald Trump's debut album "Welcome to The Trumper Club."
* Mr. Eabs: Nah, nah, nah! Weezer's the Boar!
* Mr. Rabs: It's the GOAT not the Boar, fool! Even then, Weezer sucks! "Skibidi Toilet's" obviously the best.
* Mr. Blabs: Look, look, you might hate me for this, but "The Squidward Show Production Music" goes hard.
* Mr. Zabs: And for the....
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his reading glasses and becomes Mr. Zrabs.]
* Mr. Zrabs: Best musical number?
* [Mr. Zrabs removes his glasses, turning back into Mr. Zabs.]
* Mr. Rabs: "4:44" was great.
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I really liked that one.
* Mr. Eabs: Can we all just agree that that's the best one?
* All: Yup!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, what about best episode of next year? I think that "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" was great!
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, I kinda liked "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult"
* Mr. Rabs: "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" was amazing! I don't think anything'll top it!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I liked "Puka A." It was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Are you sure you're not AI?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Affirmative.
* [Purple Mr. Rabs' eyes become red and lasers shoot out of them.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Say Whaaaa!!!
* Mr. Eabs: That reminds me. "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" is the best episode of any show, ever. Let me break it down for you: Garfield can't [Bleep]ing-
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, we've heard enough from you!
* Mr. Blabs: I think that episode's pretty good too.
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, but "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult" is far better.
* SpongeBob: I agree. I really liked "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult"
* RongeRob: I don't like how long the title is, but "Puka A" is short and sweet! In the title, at least.
* Patrick: Who's Garfield?
* Garfield: I'm Garfield, ya looney!
* Patrick: Hi Garfield!
* Garfield: You're nutes! I'm outta here!
* [Garfield puts his hand out for a taxi, and a UFO comes by and flies him out of the building.]
* Kuromi: "Puka A" for tha win!!!!!
* SpongeTom: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs: And, for best show. Well, let's just hope we win!
* [They all suddenly gain hats on their heads, and place them on their chests.]
* Announcer: Attention everybody! Get back inside! We're gonna see who won!
* RongeRob: Just on time!
* [Cut to black.]
* [Fade in from black.]
* Mr. Rabs: That took awhile! Like, a really long time!
* Kuromi: Yeah. Thank god we're finally at the awards!
* God (offscreen): You're welcome!
* [Kuromi looks shocked. Transition to Later.]
* SpongeBob: (whispering) Can you believe we're actually here? This is incredible! 
* Kuromi: (whispering) I can't wait! 
* SpongeBob: Shh! The show's about to start! 
* Announcer: Welcome to... THE RABS AWARDS!!! 
* [Audience cheers. Cut to a shot of the curtains, opening up.]
* Then bends: Hello, everybody! The moment you've all been waiting for, the GOOD awards!
* John: It's actually called the Rabs Awards!
* Then bends: Shut up, John! You know what I meant. Anyway, for episode of the year... we have... "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode!" Come on up, Golfpecks!
* [Golfpecks does not come up.]
* Then bends: Golfpecks?
* [Chris Chan comes by and whispers in Then bends' ear.]
* Then bends: What! Let me see that!
* [Then bends grabs a note from Chris Chan's hand.]
* Then bends: (Reads off the note really fast) COULDN'T MAKE IT?
* [Then bends becomes angered. Tension Bits plays.]
* Then bends: This makes me mad!
* Chris Chan: Uh oh!
* [Chris Chan runs away swiftly, and pulls out an greek column. Angered, Then bends swallows the whole thing. He then loudly burps.]
* Utrenkl: (Entranced) Wow..... he knows his way around long things...
* Boykisser: (Smacks Utrenkl) Get yourself together man!
* [The audience starts arguing. Suddenly, IShowSpeed throws popcorn at Incidental 70.]
* Incidental 70: Hey! What was that for!
* IShowSpeed: I'll tell you: Food fight!
* CaseOh: Ooh boy! I love food!
* [Everybody starts throwing food around. Some grapes land on Lady Upturn's outfit.]
* Lady Upturn: No! I brought my fanciest clothes today! I'm highly offended!
* [A bunch of glue lands on Squiddard.]
* Squiddard: Of course. Just like in real life.
* [Squiddard walks away, disappointed. A bunch of grape jam lands on the variants of Mr. Rabs.]
* Purple Mr. Zabs: No! I can't be purple! I wanna be original and awesome!
* Animany: Tell that to Then bends!
* Barney Stinson: I love being Awesome!
* [Cut to Hotel Mario Mario, talking to Hotel Mario Luigi.]
* Hotel Mario Luigi: I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!
* [Suddenly, Luigi is covered in 200ft of spaghetti.]
* Hootel Mario Mario: Now that's what you call losta spaghetti!
* [Ba-dum tiss. Cut to Wega, with a giant watermelon.]
* Wega: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* [Wega throws the watermelon at Mr. Rabs, however it misses, landing on Mr. Eabs.]
* Mr. Eabs: Hey, watch it! 
* [He throws a pie at IShowSpeed, but it hits SpongeTom instead.] 
* SpongeTom: Ah, I'm all sticky now!
* Squiddard: Don't.
* [Squiddard slips on a banana peel.]
* SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: What is it, BOB?
* SpongeBob: We can join in, and sell Krabby Patties for people to throw!
* [Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar signs as Credit Card Heaven plays.]
* Mr. Krabs: Great idea, boy!
* [Mr. Krabs pulls a Krabby Patty stand out of his pants, and a bunch of customers suddenly line up to buy them. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick throwing Ice Cream at each other.]
* SpongeBob: This is the best food fight ever, Patrick! 
* Patrick: Yeah! I hope this never ends!
* Narrator: 12 Seconds Later....
* [Everybody is covered with food.]
* Then bends: This isn't good. Let's bring out the cleanup crew!
* Phineas: What'd you need us for, Then bends?
* Then bends: I need you to clean up all the food, please.
* Phineas: Absolutely!
* [Phineas and Ferb use a robot machine to clean up all the food.]
* Then bends: Thanks, as always. Now, for writer of the year, we have... MR. WRITES-ALOT!!!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Mr. Writes-alot!
* [Mr. Writes-alot makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Mr. Writes-alot, How do you feel about the recognition?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, ya know, it's kinda like staring into the abyss, man. Like, one minute you're just typing away, next thing you know, you're getting an award for it. Life's funny like that, ain't it?
* Then bends: (Unimpressed) Uh huh. So, what inspires your writing?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Oh, ya know, the usual stuff. Raindrops on windows, the sound of a distant car horn, the way my cat looks at me like I owe her treats. It's all about finding meaning in the mundane.
* Then bends: Right, right. And what's next for you, Mr. Writes-alot?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, I'm thinking of branching out into haikus about Lollipops!
* Then bends: Awesome sauce!
* Mr. Writes-alot: Thanks, for having me on, Phill!
* Then bends: Who's Phill?
* Mr. Writes-alot: (happily) I don't wanna get into it. Stay away from me, my friend.
* [Mr. Writes-alot walks of the stage cooly. Then bends is confused as the audience cheers.]
* Then bends: What's up with that guy. huh? Anyway! For the best graphic designer, we have..... SPONGEGAR!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: SpongeGar, uhmmm... Tabonga!
* [SpongeGar makes his way to the stage. Wooden Bear plays]
* Then bends: So, SpongeGar. What inspires your designs?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge! (CrazySponge!)
* Then bends: CHRIS!
* [Chris Chan comes out, and hands Then bends a translation card.]
* Then bends: Let's see here... Fire, Flower, I'm Ready, aha! Here it is! You're inspired by... by CrazySponge?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge Taila Foo.
* Then bends: Yes, yes, he really is. What's next for you?
* SpongeGar: Ba Gagonda (I forgot)
* Then bends: What- How'd you forget it!
* SpongeGar: Banooga Polinka Go o. (I'm brain messy.)
* Then bends: I see.
* [Then bends pauses for a moment.]
* Then bends: What were we talking about?
* SpongeGar: Chonga! (Go away!)
* Then bends: Ok then. Thanks, SpongeGar! 
* SpongeGar: Gonaga! (Good night!)
* Then bends: Good stuff. For the movie of the year! Now, this must be a really good movie. You're all nutes if you didn't pick the movie I made. Anyway, the winner is... THE DARK STEWIE MOVIE!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: The cast of the Dark Stewie Movie, come on up!
* [Dark Stewie, Mr. Zabs, Kuromi, Hello Kitty and GAMC Official 2 make their way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Dark Stewie. How did it all come together?
* Dark Stewie: Well, it all started when Mr. Zabs and I realized we needed to put an end to the GAMC Republic's tyranny once and for all. We don't like dictators at all, right?
* Mr. Zabs: Right!
* Kuromi: And let's not forget my part! Getting rid of that last baby tooth was a real challenge. I still miss him.
* Hello Kitty: It's okay, Kuromi. Hubert is in a better place now.
* GAMC Official 2: Bah! It was all nonsense! I should own every season of this stupid show!
* Then bends: Interesting. Now, what were some of the challenges you faced during filming?
* Dark Stewie: Well, for one, GAMC Official 2 here kept trying to sabotage the production. Being all "I own you" this "Wiki domination" that.
* Then bends: And I've heard that the film has received negative reception from a man that calls himself HandsomeLad42. How do you feel about that?
* KuromI: Oh yeah? Here's a message to YOU, "Handosome" Lad42. YOU ARE A [Bleep]ING F-
* [Cut to the void. Mr. Zabs and Kuromi are still in the void.]
* Kuromi: Mr. Zabs, what happened? You look spooked.
* Mr. Zabs: It's bad news, Kuromi. Really bad. The Znail Fail Republic... they're planning something big.
* Kuromi: What do you mean? What are they planning?
* Mr. Zabs: They're... they're planning-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: On September 13th.
* Kuromi: What!
* [Static.]
* Kuromi: But why? That's-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, Kuromi! Maybe they want to-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Or maybe they just want to cause chaos. But whatever their reason, we're in big trouble.
* Kuromi: We have to do something!
* [Suddenly a time machine appears.]
* Mr. Rabs (Future): Hop in!
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Mr. Zabs and Kuromi from the void. Cut to inside the time machine.]
* Mr. Zabs: Where are you taking us?
* Mr. Rabs (Future): You'll find out soon enough!
* [The time machine disappears. Cut back to the episode.]
* Then bends: Watch your language, Kuromi!
* [Crickets chirp.]
* Then bends: The Dark Stewie Movie, everybody!
* [Audience cheers, cast members go back to their seats.]
* Then bends: Such coarse language! I could never do anything offensive like that.
* [A giant Anvil pushes Then bends out of the building.]
* Then bends: That hurt!
* [Then bends tries to get back to the stage, but he gets hit by a giant anvil.]
* Then bends: This reminds me of that time I punched a kid in Argentina!
* [Then bends chuckles, and walks again, when suddenly, he is attacked by a Sea Bear.]
* SpongeBob: We've gotta save Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah!
* [The two run outside through the hole in the wall, and make an Anti-sea-bear circle.]
* [Then bends runs and climbs on top of SpongeBob and Patrick, who are sitting in the circle] 
* Then bends: Move over! 
* [The sea bear comes up to Then bends in the circle, then notices the circle itself below before snarls as it points a threatening claw at him, and leaves. Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.] 
* Then bends: Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life!
* SpongeBob, Patrick and Then Bends: Hooray!
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back Dumb[Bleep] The Hog.
* Then bends: What attracts him? 
* Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack.
* [The ending of Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.]
* Narrator: One Dumb[Bleep] The Hog Attack Later...
* [Cut to Then bends on the stage.]
* Then bends: Welcome back to the show, everybody! We apologize for the many interruptions, but we're back! Now, for the best company, we have...
* [Then bends' eyes become giant, due to shock.]
* Then bends: BAJOOKIELAND CO.?!? That wasn't even on the list!
* [The manager of Bajookieland Co. suddenly appears.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Gadies and lentlemen, It is an absolute honor to stand before you today as the representative of Bajookieland Co. At Bajookieland Co., we pride ourselves on our innovative approach to... well, everything! From the best recipes for grum grum, to the best other things, we strive to push the boundaries of what is possible in general.
* [The audience exchange confused glances, before applauding.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Well, thank you everyone. But I've gotta go.
* [A limo rolls on stage.]
* 7 Grand Dad: Where to, mac?
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Straight to Compton, please!
* [The Bajookieland Co. Manager hops in, and the limo drives off.]
* Then bends: What a shocking revelation! Now, onto the next award! The best Album is... SKIBIDI TOILET by LIL BIG STACK!!!
* [No cheering is heard.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack!
* [The audience boos as they come on up.]
* Fred: Boo! You stink!
* Then bends: So, Skibidi Toilet, how do you feel about winning the award for Best Album? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Fascinating, as always, and Little Big Stack, any words from you? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): I like pancakes.
* Then bends: Now, tell us, what inspired you to create Skibidi Toilet? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): TV-Show.
* Then bends: Any plans for your next album? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): Your Mom.
* Then bends: Don't talk about my moms, yo. 
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: Well, there you have it, folks! Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack, everybody!
* [The audience boos as they walk down.]
* Then bends: Now. The best Musical Number in an episode goes to... "4:44!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, 4:44's cast member!
* [SpongeBob, Patrick, Scott the Woz and Kuromi walk up. As they are walking up, they converse.]
* Kuromi: This is my second time up here.
* Patrick: You get used to it after a while!
* [They are now on the stage.]
* Then bends: So, 4:44's cast, how does it feel to win the award for the best Musical Number? 
* SpongeBob: Oh, It feels absolutely fantastic, Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah, and it's great to see our... our...
* [SpongeBob whispers in Patrick's ear. Inside his body, a smaller version of himself goes up to his brain and rings the bell, giving him an idea.]
* Patrick: Ice Cream!
* [SpongeBob facepalms. as Patrick jumps down, and starts licking an Ice Cream stain on the floor like a dog.]
* Then bends: Great. Scott the Woz?
* Scott the Woz: I totally agree! It was a blast being a part of it.
* Then bends: That's wonderful to hear! Now, what was the inspiration behind "4:44"?
* SpongeBob: Well, we wanted to really build the narrative of the show, you know? I'm feelin' like Zoltan40 was right way back a year ago, telling us to make an extended universe with all the shows. But, hey. If this never ends up happening, disregard this line, future viewers.
* Then bends: Awesome Sauce! And what's next for "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off?"
* Scott the Woz: Well, as I've been told, there's gonna be a second season of our show with a couple more episodes!
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see it! Congratulations once again, 4:44's cast!
* [They walk off the stage, and they all cheer.]
* Then bends: And we're almost done! This is the second to last award!
* [Then bends starts sweating.]
* Then bends: You think you've been doing this for so long and you'd never get stage fright! Alright, let's power through this, folks. Now, for the second to last award of the night... Best episode of Next Year! The winner is... SPONGEBOB MEETS GARFIELD!
* [Cut to the crowd, cheering.]
* SpongeBob: I just sat down!
* Garfield (walking down the aisle, after returning from the restroom) Tell me about it.
* [The two come up to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, SpongeBob and Garfield! How does it feel to win Best Episode?
* SpongeBob: It's an honor, Then bends! We had a lot of fun making that crossover episode. 
* Garfield: Eh. There was nothing happening.
* [Suddenly, Jon comes on stage.]
* Jon: (sweating) I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!
* [Jon goes away.]
* Garfield: Out of the ordinary, I mean.
* [Ba-dum tiss.]
* Then bends: Now, What inspired such a unique collaboration?
* SpongeBob: Well, it all started when Garfield had a bit of a house fire... 
* Garfield: And then I ended up in Bikini Bottom by accident! 
* SpongeBob: Yeah, and when I found Garfield on Conch Street, I knew we had to help him out. 
* Then bends: It sounds like quite the adventure!! Now, what's next for "The SpongeBob and Garfield Show?"
* Garfield: Let's just say we've got a couple tricks up our sleeves.
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see what you two get up to next! Congratulations once again!
* [The audience cheers, as SpongeBob and Garfield walk off stage.]
* Then bends: And now, for the final award of the night... the prestigious title of Best Show! The winner is....
* [Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs bursts into the scene.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Not so fast!
* [The crowd gasps.]
* RongeRob: Evil Mr. Rabs? What are you doing here?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm here to destroy your awards show! Muhahahaha!
* [Fade to black. Bell Hop (A) plays, as we see a shot of Patchy the Pirate.]
* Patchy the Pirate: Welcome viewers of The Rabs Awards! Today's episode of The Mr. Rabs Show is interactive! You get to pick your own ending! Go to https://themrrabsshow.com/therabsaward, and vote for the ending you want today!
* [15 minute break for voting. Throughout this, "Rabs in Time" aired Cut back to Patchy the Pirate. 'Er Indoors plays.]
* Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy children, I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls got your votes in, because it's time to announce the winner! The envelope please, Potty. 
* [Potty hands him the envelope.]
* Patchy the Pirate: Thank you, my fine feathered assistant. Well, what do you know? The winner is... The Good Ending! And now, the most requested ending! Hooray!
* [Cut back to the episode.]
* [Evil Mr. Rabs' bomb explodes, only for it to make a tiny poot.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Heheh.. uhm....
* [Crickets Chirp.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I should go.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs sadly walks out the door, as Steel Licks 78 plays, and the audience laughs at him.]
* Then bends: Anyway, Winner of title Best Show is THE MR. RABS SHOW!!
* [The audience cheers.]
* Then bends: You know, for how many offensive jokes we've made, I'm really shocked we one!
* [Mr. Rabs makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Mr. Rabs! How does it feel to win Best Show?
* [Mr. Rabs pulls a stack of papers out of his pockets.]
* Then bends: Woah! I see you've got a speech prepared!
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, I do.
* [Mr. Rabs takes a step to the stand.]
* Mr. Rabs: Th-
* Narrator: One Very Boring Speech Later...
* [The audience cheers loudly, as Another Best Day Ever plays.]
* Then bends: Thank you everyone! That's it for our show! Tune in whenever this happens again, if it ever does!
* [Mr. Rabs steps off the stage.]
* Mr. Zabs: That was good, Mr. Rabs. You truly deserve this recognition.
* SpongeBob: What are you talking about? That was.. AMAZING! You really nailed it up there!
* Kuromi: Yeah, I got a little teary-eyed, not gonna lie.
* Patrick: When will you quit Yapping, Mr. Rabs?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I thought it was legen- wait for it...
* [Barney Stinson appeared besides Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0.]
* Barney Stinson and Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: DARY! It was legendary!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Couldn't agree more. You've inspired us all.
* Mr. Labs: Absolutely!
* Mr. Eabs: I actually cried, unlike Kuromi over here!
* Mr. Rabs: I couldn't have asked for a better group of friends and collaborators. Thank you all for your unwavering support.
* [The ending of Old Hilo March plays instead of the ending of Another Best Day Ever briefly plays as they leave the room. Cut to outside. Sweet Victory begins to play.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This means the world to me. I'm truly honored to have won this award. Like, seriously, you don't know how good I feel.
* [Mr. Rabs' continues to speak in the background as we cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should head out, huh?
* Patrick: Yeah, Then bends has us scheduled for something called "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
* Kuromi: Sounds fun! Let's go!
* [Kuromi signals for a Taxi, and Jerry Atricks comes by in a limo.]
* Jerry Atricks: Hello again, Kuromi! Where to?
* Kuromi: To "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
* Jerry Atricks: Most popular club of the night!
* [The three jump in and Jerry Atrick's limo drives off.]
* Mr. Rabs: And to think, none of this would be possible without the incredible support of my friends and enemies. I am truly fortunate to have such an amazing gang by my side!
* RongeRob: Hey! Somebody dropped gum over here!
* [RongeRob walks offscreen to pick it up.]
* Mr. Rabs: So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all!
* [Mr. Rabs pulls the award out of his pocket.]
* Mr. Rabs: This award belongs to each and every one of us!
* [The gang says hooray and jumps up as 0:41 plays. Freeze-frame. This slowly fades to black, as text saying "THE RABS AWARDS - EPISODE 51 OF THE MR. RABS SHOW." appears on screen.]
== No-Filler Cut ==
This version removes most filler scenes. It is sometimes aired on TV.
* [The episode begins with a special intro.]
* Narrator: Welcome to The Rabs Awards! The animated special celebrating one year of The Mr. Rabs Show! But before we get to that...
* Narrator: Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show... 
* ["Award Winners A" plays.] 
* [Mr. Zabs "drops" Mr. Rabs] - Amnesia
* [Mr. Rabs waves at Purple Mr. Rabs and Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, as they drive away into the sunset] - Purple Mr. Rabs 
* [The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there] - Osama bin Laden's Argument
* [Just as Evil Mr. Rabs reaches out, Guy Fieri appears in a burst of smoke.] - The Paper Cut
* [SpongeBob hits the griddy while singing "Swag Like Ohio."] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? 
* [The bomb is detonated, successfully destroying the cartel building. Everyone escapes safely.] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? Part II
* [Everybody surprises Dedenne Guy.] - Dedenne Guy 
* [Mr. Zabs punches his arm through his TV screen, breaking it.] - Vern and Johnny
* [Cleveland and Mr. Zabs crank up the music, having a giant party.] - iHate Drake
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 is in his room, calling Mr. Rabs] - Bad Piggies
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs 2.0.] - 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge.
* [IShowSpeed gets hit in the head with the giant anvil.] - Rabs for Mayor
* [Quidward dies in RongeRob's arms.] - The Troit
* [Mr. Zabs says goodbye to SB Returns.] - SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns
* [Squiddard wakes up.] - Squiddard, the Choir Boy 
* [The Mr. Rabs Group high-fives] - VincentBob WallerPants
* [Mr. Rabs drops his mug, waking up Purple Patrick from Opposite Day] - Mr. Rabsensation
* [Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air.] - Osama bin Laden Returns 
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 uses his Donald Trump Powers to restore order to the broadcast] - Rabsjack
* [Evil Mr. Rabs slams the door open, hitting Squiddard] - Rabsbabies
* [The Mr. Rabs gang points the peashooters at her] - The Rabening 
* [Customer #1, Customer #2, 9 + 10 Kid, Muscle Man, Jim, Thug, Thug #2, SpongeBob Returns, Unknown Hand, Burger Beard, Kyle, David, Receptionist, Mr. Nabs, Ghetto Ian and Ghetto Antwan, Cashier, Fred, Kuromi, EDP445, Cop #1, Joe Biden, What Zit Tooya, Nicolas Carr, Dr. Fortnite B. Science, Utrenkl, Police Officer #1, Znail Fail and SpongeGlock w/ Legs walk in.] - I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic
* [Mrs. Rabs Slams the door open] - The Garfield Show: Bad Boy
* [Kuromi explodes] - The Garfield Show: Nermal's Revenge
* [Windows 7 says a speech.] - Immigration Rabs
* [The Mr. Rabs Gang sees Then bends in the Taxi. They stop and kick him out] - Road to Crack Island
* [Kanye pays for the thing and goes home, but sees something shocking on his door step.] - An Interview with AI-Kanye West
* [Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed are on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset] - Rabs in Time 
* [Jack Black sniffles.] - Tenacious Rabs
* [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are sitting, laughing] - The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Reunion Special
* [SpongeTom suddenly appears.] - Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs 
* [Mr. Labs walks in.] - Mr. Rabs meets Mr. Labs 
* [Suddenly, The Health Inspector comes in] - The Ouchie! Machine
* [The movie screen reads Sir Urchin and Snail Fail PORN the Movie] - The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie
* [Dead Mans Hill] - Ride, Rabs, Ride!
* [Mr. Zabs suddenly crashes in, through the window, hitting Windows 7, making him fall on the "Upgrade" button] - Accidents Willin't Happen
* [QuackersClocks gives Windows 7 Normal Pills.] - Quackers and Windows
* [Suddenly, Mr. Rabs wakes up. The building around him is destroyed] - That's The Tooth
* [Mr. Rabs jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes] - Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation 
* [The bucket hits a conveniently placed spring] - Quidward Returns
* [Kuromi's head falls off] - Quid's Visit
* [Suddenly, Goo Lagoon's waters are sucked into RongeRob.] - The Good Rabby Name
* [Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields] - The Mr. Rabs Movie 
* [Mr. Rabs flies off into the sky once more.] - Invisirabs
* [Suddenly, Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 fly in through the ceiling] - NauticalSponge's Trial 
* [Mr. Rabs gives SpongeRob a free Rabby Patty.] - The Quackers Plot 
* [CowCowManManThingIt lands on Mr. Rabs 2.0s' car windows.] - RabsRabsZabsZabsThingIt
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] - The Ghetto Mr. Rabs Show
* [Evil Mr. Rabs laughs evilly.] - Patented Skill Issue
* [Mr. Zabs runs as fast as he can from Big D Randy.] - Road Work Ahead
* [Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0 takes one of the bubbles and the transition stops. He then proceeds to mold it into a car, and drives off, leaving the rest of the gang behind] - Animany's Freakout
* [The gang suddenly appears, and they all jump in the air before freezing] - The Cat.
* [Cut to black. Transition to RabsFinale, w/ Lap Steel.]
* Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious! 
* RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of? 
* Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit- RongeRob: D-dog semen? 
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
* RongeRob: I can't believe you would do that, Apu!
* Kanye West: Let's just go home.
* [They all walk to their house.]
* Mr. Rabs: I can't believe Apu would do that!
* Kuromi: I agree. It's unforgivable.
* Tutweezy: We should just leave this in the past.
* Mr. Zabs: Were you ever in this show?
* Tutweezy: Not until now.
* [The background characters all walk home, and now it's just Mr. Rabs, RongeRob and the gang.]
* Mr. Rabs. Well, I guess this is where we part ways.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Farewell, Mr. Rabs. It's been fun.
* [The two shake hands.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: This was really fun. I'll miss going on all these adventures with you guys.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. (Chuckles.)
* Mr. Zabs: Goodbye, Mr. Rabs.
* [The three walk away.]
* Mr. Labs: It was nice to be here for awhile, even if it wasn't that long.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah. Well, Mr. Rabs, see you on the flipside.
* [They shake Mr. Rabs hand, and walk away.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it's just us two.
* RongeRob: Yeah.
* [The two start to walk together, to The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: You know, RongeRob, I never imagined it would end like this. After all we've been through, all the laughs, all the adventures.
* SpongeBob: Yeah. Even if Then bends has his reasons, so sudden? I mean, it's only been, like 6 months!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
* [They reach the Patty Shack. It is now sunset.]
* RongeRob: Well, I guess this is where I leave you, Mr. Rabs. It's been real.
* Mr. Rabs: Take care of yourself, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob walks off into the sunset.]
* [Despite the uncertainty of what lay ahead, Mr. Rabs' knew one thing for certain: he would carry the memories of their adventures together with him always, a testament to the bonds they had formed and the journey they had shared. With that thought in mind, Mr. Rabs pushed open the door to The Patty Shack and stepped inside, ready to face whatever the future held. Cut to black.]
* [Fade from black.]
* Mr. Zabs: That ending was really rushed, huh? 
* [The camera nods.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Well, I have some good news for you! Did any of you like "The Mr. Rabs Show?" 
* [The camera says "no."] 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, well that's too bad. I just wanted to announce that ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING, CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF THE MR. RABS SHOW! 
* Kuromi: Don't get your hopes up, look at Then bends' track record, after all!
* [Cut to to Mr. Rabs inviting everybody inside his house.]
* Mr. Rabs: Come on In, everybody.
* [They come inside.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, I'm gonna get something. Just wait a moment.
* [A couple seconds go by.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, how long are we gonna wait here?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. It could be a minute.
* Narrator: One Minute Later...
* [Cut back to Mr. Rab's House.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright guys, come outside!
* [The gang opens the doors, and are stunned.]
* Mr. Labs: Oh my god! A Limo?
* Mr. Rabs: Yup! Now what do you say? Let's hop inside.
* All: Yay!
* [The gang hops inside of the limo, and it starts to drive to the awards show.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How'd Mr. Rabs convince Then bends to do this? I mean, can you actually believe we're actually going to the Rabs Awards? It's like a dream come true! 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Absolutely! This is going to be the highlight of the year, and it's only May... and it's already May...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I hope they have good foods.
* Mr. Zabs: Food, schmood. Why is that the first thing you think of?
* Mr. Labs: Woah, woah, Mr. Zabs! Let's not start anything, after all, we all know that food is yummy!
* Break: Amen, Brother!
* Mr. Rabs: Who are you?
* Break: You haven't noticed? I've been driving this limo the whole time.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, what kind of food do you think they'll have?
* Mr. Blabs: Who cares about food when there's an awards show to attend?
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, settle down, everyone. Let's not argue over food. We'll find out soon enough.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah, I suppose you're right. Sorry for being like that.
* Mr. Zabs: Me too. I just hope they have something other than stale popcorn. Yuck!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I just hope they have enough seats. I don't want to stand through the whole thing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Don't worry, guys. Mr. Rabs made sure to reserve a spot for each of us.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How did you even get us here, anyway?
* Mr. Rabs: Well... it all started with...
* [Flashback. Then bends knocks on Mr. Rabs' door.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going? 
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted. 
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair! 
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules. 
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now? 
* Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show. 
* Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"! 
* Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye. 
* [Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
* [Cut to Then bends.]
* Then bends: I can't believe I did that! What an idiot! That was my most popular show, gone! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
* Narrator: December 17, 2023
* [Mr. Rabs is scrolling online, and finds out that "The Spongebob and Kuromi Show" exists.]
* Mr. Rabs: What! Just like that? Just barely a month later? He said he was gonna take a TWO MONTH break! That scoundrel!
* [Mr. Rabs stands up.]
* Mr. Rabs: No. I won't let this happen!
* [Mr. Rabs marches over to Then bends' mansion, and slams his hand on the door so hard that it bleeds.]
* Then bends: Hell- OH MY GOD! Are you okay, Mr. Rabs? Your hand is-
* Mr. Rabs: I know my hand is bleeding! How come you could start a new show so soon?
* Then bends: Um... I just kinda felt like it?
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, okay. I understand.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks. I almost thought you were-
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Then bends.]
* Mr. Rabs: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON!
* Then bends: (Scared) WELL, UH, I UH LIKE KUROMI... AND I LIKE SPONGEBOB... AND-
* Mr. Rabs: DO YOU NOT LIKE ME?
* Then bends: NO! OF COURSE I LIKE YOU!
* [Mr. Rabs unhooks Then bends.]
* Then bends: In fact, I already got Mr. Rabs 2.0 to agree to be in the show!
* Mr. Rabs: Really? Well, in that case, you're good to go.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks.
* Mr. Rabs: But, I have a question.
* Then bends: What is it?
* Mr. Rabs: Even though the show didn't last, could we celebrate the anniversary?
* Then bends: Sure!
* Mr. Rabs: Awesome sauce!
* [Flashforward to now.]
* Mr. Rabs: We're here!
* [They step outside the limo.]
* Mr. Zabs: Wow! This is amazing!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey! It's SpongeBob!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wonder what he's saying.
* [Cut to SpongeBob.]
* SpongeBob: Wow! I can't believe we're on the red carpet! I'm not even famous! 
* Patrick: Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here? 
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah! It was insane! It all started a couple months ago.
* [Cut back to the gang.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Wow! That's an..
* [Cut to the line. Tympup A plays.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Enormous line...
* Mr. Eabs: Let's just hope it doesn't take us TOO LONG to get in!
* Mr. Zabs: (doing the potty dance, while sipping on a Super Big Gulp.) Yeah! I need to pee!
* Mr. Rabs: No big rush! We've got enough time!
* Announcer: The Rabs Awards have started!
* Mr. Rabs: Go really qui-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Rabs: -ck.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, he's gone. Let's get in line.
* [The gang (excluding Mr. Zabs) gets in line.]
* Usher: Ticket. please.
* Mr. Rabs: Here you go!
* Usher: Alright, go in.
* [They go inside. Suddenly, Mr. Zabs gets there.]
* Usher: You were with that other group, right?
* Mr. Zabs: (Heavy breathing) Yeah...
* Usher: Go on in!
* [Mr. Zabs goes in.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, could I come in?
* Usher: Sorry, the show has already started.
* [The Usher goes inside, and slams the door.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh no you don't!
* [Cut to the inside.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! This place is beautiful! Could you believe it took us 15 pages just to get here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's a lot.
* RongeRob: At least Mr. Rabs 2.0 hasn't even mentioned Trump once!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, Trump! I'm a big fan of him! This one time I-
* (Mr. Rabs 2.0 keeps yapping in the background.)
* Mr. Rabs: (Sarcastically) Thanks, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob lightly chuckles.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, guys! Look who I found!
* IShowSpeed: Hi.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh my god! IShowSpeed!
* Mr. Eabs: We're like... HUGE FANS OF YOU!!!!!!!!
* IShowSpeed: Thanks! I'm a huge fan of you guys as well.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you aren't so chaotic.
* IShowSpeed: That's just how I act on film.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I see.
* [Suddenly, they hear a noise above.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, do you guys hear that?
* [The gang continues to converse, confused about the noise above (although their conversation is not heard.) Pan above.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Smashing a Jackhammer onto the ceiling) Why won't this work?
* [He sees a box labeled "Stuff you can break ceiling with".]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Montage: "The Pollywog Strut" plays. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a balloon hammer and tries to break the ceiling, to no avail.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Why won't this stupid ceiling break?! It's like it's made of titanium or something!
* [He lets go of the hammer, and it starts to fly up the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What?
* [Transition to Later. He picks up a flamethrower, and tries to melt the ceiling, but the fire ends up reflecting off the ceiling and burning his head. Drama Link (D) plays.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Youch! Stupid flamethrower! Why did I think this would work?!
* [Pollywog Strut plays again. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a power drill and starts drilling into the sky, creating a vortex in the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the?
* [Transition to latter.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ugh! This is ridiculous! Why won't anything go my way?!
* [Pan left to "Bombs R' Us."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Grins evilly to the camera) Hmm...
* [Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Let's get some grub!
* [They go to the food area, where the see SpongeBob, Patrick, and Kuromi.]
* RongeRob: Oh hey, guys! We haven't seen you in a couple minutes... or seconds? I don't know. Anyway, how have you guys been?
* SpongeBob: I've been doing fine, like I said 100 lines ago.
* Mr. Zabs: Well, how about Patrick and Kuromi, they haven't said anything, have they.
* Patrick: Well, I said "Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here" awhile back.
* KuromI: I haven't said anything yet. Damn it! I wasted my first line on that!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Can you believe we were even arguing over food earlier!
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, this looks delicious!
* [Shot of a bunch of yummy food. Makes you hungry, huh?]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Guys, it's just McDonalds.
* Mr. Blabs: McDonalds? That reminds me!
* [The background fades out and turns white. "Feel It" from "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test" begins to play.]
* Mr. Blabs: This episode is sponsored by McDonald's! At McDonald's, they value their employees and customers. Not only do they serve delicious food, just like the food that was just on screen, but they also prioritize quality service. Just last week, I swung by my local McDonald's for a quick bite, and let me tell you, the experience was top-notch.
* [Flashback.]
* McDonald's Employee: Hello, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
* Mr. Blabs: Absolutely. I'd like a... Big Mac... Medium Fries... and a... Dr. Pepper!
* McDonald's Employee: Alright thank you, we'll get that order ready right quick.
* [Transition. Text read "4 minutes later..." appears.]
* McDonald's Employee: Here you go!
* Mr. Blabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Mr. Blabs takes a bite of the food.]
* Mr. Blabs: So good!
* [As he continues to eat, he talks to the audience.]
* Mr. Blabs: So whether you're looking for a quick and affordable meal, craving some McNuggets, or just want to indulge in the joy of a Happy Meal, McDonald's has got you covered. And here's a special treat from the gang and I: use the promo code "RABSAWARDS2024" on your next visit for a free meal! Remember, I'm lovin' it! Now, back to The Rabs Awards!
* [The background goes back to normal.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, now that we've got our food we should probably sit down.
* [They go to the seating area, but find all the seats are filled.]
* Kuromi: Aw, man! There's no seats left!
* Mr. Zabs: Not to worry!
* [Mr. Zabs runs into the storage closet.]
* SpongeBob: How long is that closet?
* Mr. Rabs: Pretty long I've heard. He probably won't be out for another ho-
* [Mr. Zabs breaks through the door with 69 chairs. He throws them all on the ground.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! That's a lot of chairs!
* Patrick: I never knew you were that fast, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: I'm always fast. Now, let's eat!
* [They begin to eat]
* Narrator: Meanwhile, with Evil Mr. Rabs...
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, sir. Does this place sell bombs?
* Bomb Dude: No duh. How many bombs do you want?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I want a bomb I can strap onto myself that won't kill me!
* Bomb Dude: Here you go! One "Unkillable 69,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm tired of these 69 jokes! So immature!
* Bomb Dude: ....One "Unkillable 70,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks outside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: With this bomb, I can kill everybody! (Evil Laughter) Now, to get inside.
* [Sponge Burgler plays. Cut back to the Awards.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, we're almost done. I think we should get going.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, the show is about to start.
* Mr. Zabs: I thought it started...
* [Pause.]
* [Still pause.]
* [Third pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: 100 lines ago!
* Mr. Rabs: All that filler just for that joke? Really, bends?
* Mr. Eabs: Anyway, we should probably get seated at the awards show.
* [The gang goes to their seats, with RongeRob, SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* Announcer: Welcome to "The Rabs Awards!" with your host... Then bends!
* [Then bends walks on stage.]
* Then bends: Hey, everyone! I know I've been around for awhile outside and stuff, but I'm the host! (Awkward laughter) but... um, yeah, let's get this started! Before we do that, though, let's take a moment to reflect on all the years we've lost over the years. 
* [Award Winners A (low pitched) begins to play, and a screen lowers.]
* [The screen says "In Memory of 2023. 2023-2023." The screen says "In Memory of 2022. 2022-2022." The screen says "In Memory of 2021. 2021-2021." The screen says "In Memory of 2020. 2020-2020." The screen says "In Memory of 2019. 2019-2019."]
* Then bends: You know what! Let's just, let's just skip to the end!
* [Then bends presses a remote with a red button on it 2,018 times.]
* Then bends: Phew! Anywa-
* [The screen says "And for all the years I forgot to mention, thank you, too. The screen goes back up.]
* Then bends: ANYWAY! Before we get to the good awards, let's start with some stinkers! Worst Show of 2023! (Whispering: No hard feelings.) So, for this year... we have...  "Skibidi Toilet," "The Mr. Rabs Show (just the first two seasons) and...
* [Then bends flips over the Note card.]
* Then bends: That's it. We have "Worst Episode of 2023". For this, we have uh... we have "A Very AI-Generated Christmas," we have- sorry I'm only using my own shows, I just don't want anybody to feel bad. I don't read anything on this Wiki anyway. But, we have uh, almost every episode from the first two seasons of this show, The Mr. Rabs Show. Now, go vote, you! Vote!
* [The gang walks outside, confused.]
* Mr. Labs: How come we didn't vote beforehand?
* SpongeBob: I don't know. It makes no sense.
* Mr. Rabs: We wanted it to be a surprise, I mean... I don't know... bad writing?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, enough Yap, let's vote.
* [The gang picks a choice, along with RongeRob and SpongeBob and his friends.]
* RongeRob: Well, we voted. How long do we have to wait?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: About 10 minutes.
* Mr. Rabs: Heeyyy! Ghetto Mr. Rabs! How you been?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: I been chillin' n stuff, you know how it is.
* Mr. Zabs: You censored shit but mentioned rape earlier. How come?
* Patrick: See, one is-
* Mr. Zabs: Woah, woah! Let's not finish that line! Don't wanna get... how come we always get Fandom mad?
* Mr. Rabs: So, what's been going on lately?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ah, you know, same old, same old. Just tryna stay low-key and keep my mind elevated.
* Mr. Rabs: Haha, always keepin' it real, I see. Hey, you wanna hit up Ghetto Walter White? He sells Weed instead of Meth!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Fo' sho'! Ain't nothin' like some good grub after a long day of hustlin'. Count me in, man.
* Mr. Rabs: That's what's up! Let's link up after this shindig and make it happen.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Bet that up! I'll be there, ready to roll like a blunt.
* Mr. Rabs: LOL! You're so funny! So... funny.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Aight, peace out, Mr. Rabs!
* [The two dap each other up.]
* Mr. Rabs: Nice guy.
* RongeRob: Yeah, and the writing's better for this guy. He used to just sound like any old guy in the show.
* Kuromi: I think I remember watching that a while back!
* [Flashback.]
* [Flashforward.]
* RonggeRob: No! We're not doing this again! Right, guys?
* [The camera nods "no.]
* Kuromi: Oh ok. Anyway, as I was saying...
* [Flashback.]
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: [Opening up The Weed Shack] Another day, another.... gay. 
* Ghetto RongeRob: Hey, Ghetto Mr. Rabs! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh hey, Ghetto RongeRob! We've been running low on stock, so I've got a great idea! 
* Ghetto RongeRob: What's that? 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ask Snoop Dogg for MOAR Weed! 
* Ghetto RongeRob: That's a great idea! 
* [Transition to Snoop Dogg] 
* Snoop Dogg: No way, man! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh well, I guess I should just give up.
* Narrator: Many Lines Later...
* Incidental 49A: Hello, what would you two like? 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: We need a meeting with the uh... owner of The Plug. 
* Incidental 49A: Oh, I'm sorry. He's booked for the day. 
* Ghetto RongeRob: We need him quick! 
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] 
* Mr. Beast: I will give you one million dollars if you let these two have their meeting! 
* Incidental 49A: Oh, of course! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: (To Mr. Beast) Thanks!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: You know what? She's right. Ghetto Mr. Rabs was such an NPC... 113 days ago.
* Announcer: Alright, people, come inside as we get your results!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, we gotta go!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Let's hope nothing goes wrong!
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs. He tries to sneak in.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks in the front door.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Uhh... Hi?
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Ow....
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: How could I sneak into this awards show without getting caught?
* [He sees a window.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ah-ha! I've got it!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs looks around mischievously, before walking over and tiptoeing sideways up the wall.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright... Open Sesame!
* [He opens the window, and jumps inside, however he gets stuck due to his fat.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the!
* [He tries to push himself.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: That's the third time this week!
* [He pulls himself out.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, let's try something els-
* [Suddenly, he slips off the edge of the Window. He falls into a Dumpster.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Covered in garbage) I've got to get a new agent!
* [Transition to Later. Evil Mr. Rabs is at the costume store.]
* Frank (store owner): Alright, here's your... "Potted Plant Disguise." Let me see your card.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hands his card over.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey, wait a minute! You're Evil Mr. Rabs! You aren't trying to raid that Awards Show now, are you?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! No! I'm just dressing up for.... for Halloween!
* Frank (store owner): It's May, and this was written in February.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: W-well, I-
* [Evil Mr. Rabs steals the costume and runs out.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs turns into a toaster.]
* Frank (store owner): Dang it! I'll catch you one day Evil Mr. Rabs!
* [He runs back into his store. Evil Mr. Rabs goes back to normal.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Phew!
* [Bubble transition.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, this should work!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs claps his hands.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: OSAMA!!!!!
* [The DeLorean falls out of the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this popsicle stand started or something... I don't know that phrase, I'm not white enough.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs jumps in the front seat and starts to drive the DeLorean.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's go... 10 minutes in the past!
* [The DeLorean continues to go forward, and disappears into the fire.]
* Narrator: 10 minutes earlier...
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [The DeLorean suddenly appears.]
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Listen! I'm you from the future! To get any of the stupid Time Travel writing out of the way, you're just gonna disappear, okay?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, I mean-
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Please?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Of course, Darling!
* [Past Evil Mr. Rabs explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, let's popsicle this blowstand!
* [He puts on the plant disguise, and goes in.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm a pla-
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Not again!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Sitting a Rock.) Well, I'm stumped. I've gotta go to my restaurant, maybe Plankton! (Episode) could help.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks sadly back to his restaurant. Tohoho.... C plays. Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Then bends: Alright, everyone! So, uh, let's see who won the awards!
* [Nobody claps.]
* Then bends: Tough crowd. Anyway, the winner of the "Worst Show of 2023" Award is... "Skibidi Toilet!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi!
* [Skibidi Toilet walks onto the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Skibidi! How do you feel about winning the "Worst Show of 2023" Award?
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Fascinating! And what do you have to say to your critics who voted for you? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes. 
* Then bends: Insightful words indeed. Now, what are your plans for the future of "Skibidi Toilet"? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Yes Yes, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Thank you, Skibidi, for sharing your thoughts with us. Let's give another round of applause for our winner!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Now we have... we have... let's see here...
* [Then bends pulls out a magnifying glass.]
* Then bends: Ah, yes! The winner of the  "Worst Episode of 2023" Award is... a tie! A tie between Amnesia, Dedenne Guy, iHateDrake, 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge, SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns and Squiddard, the Choir Boy!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Then bends from one year to 289 days ago, come up!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago comes up to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Then bends from one year to 289 days ago. How do you feel about the hate on the earlier episodes of your show?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Fuck the haters! They don't know shit about good writing! I poured my heart and soul into those episodes, and all they do is sit there and criticize like they could do any better. Well, let me tell you, they couldn't write a decent script if their lives depended on it! They're just a bunch of whiny, ungrateful assholes!
* Then bends: You're a whiny, ungrateful asshole- I mean, what about the criticism? Do you think there's any validity to it?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Validity? Ha! They wouldn't know good writing if it hit them on top of the head with a coconut! They're probably just jealous of my talent. Yeah, that's it! They wish they could come up with half the stuff I do. But no, they'd rather sit there and tear down other people's work because they're too lazy to create anything themselves.
* Then bends: Well, that's certainly one way to look at it. But don't you think there's room for improvement in your writing?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Improvement? Are you kidding me? My writing is perfect just the way it is! Those morons wouldn't know genius if it fucked them in the ass! I don't need to change a damn thing!
* Then bends: Alright, bends, I can't anymore! I'm tired of your worthless yapping! Guess what? What you wrote SUCKS! Sucks big, big, big, big, big doggy doo-doo. So PBFTT!!!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, look who's talking! Mr. "I think I'm so great because I'm the current version of Then bends." Well, newsflash, buddy! You're just a less edgy, Anti-Object Show version of me!
* Then bends: At least I know how to.... how to not get banned from The SpongeBob Music Community for homophobia! You're just a stupid Object Show Fan! A stubborn, egotistical jerk who can't handle anyone questioning your so-called "genius"!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: (Gasps) You know that ban was in 2022! And, please! Constructive criticism? More like useless babbling from a talentless hack! You couldn't come up with an original idea if it... if it fucked you in the ass!
* Then bends: You know what? You're just using shock value to cover up your lack of talent. And guess what? It's not working!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, says the guy whose idea of humor is recycled jokes and filler. You think you're so clever, with your long episodes, your effort, your not using ChatGPT to write a 22 line episode instead of writing it yourself! Everything you write is Safe and predictable!
* Then bends: Safe and predictable? Coming from the guy whose idea of innovation is trying to be funny by using swearing? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Never heard of that before!
* [Then bends gets serious for a moment.]
* Then bends: Terrible execution by the way, just saying.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: You're just jealous because I'm not afraid to push the boundaries and challenge the status quo. Unlike you, I'm not afraid to take risks and explore new territory.
* Then bends: Risks? Please! The only risk you're pushing is everybody away from around you! Whatever happened to Squiddard, huh? Whatever happened to him? You two were good friends, and you screwed it all up! Real creativity is about pushing boundaries while still respecting your audience and delivering something of substance. But I guess that's a concept you'll never understand.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Squiddard....
* Then bends: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Come on, say something! I'm waiting!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago still doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Look, I didn't mean...
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: I ruined everything. Squiddard was my friend, and I betrayed him. All for the sake of a cheap laugh. What kind of person does that make me?
* Then bends: It makes you an asshole. But hey, hey! It's alright!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: No, it's not. I have to make things right. I have to apologize to Squiddard, to everyone I've hurt.
* Then bends: Attaboy!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: At not a boy! I must make things right!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago's legs collide and become rocket ship propellers, and he flies out of the building, breaking the ceiling in the process.]
* [Silence.]
* Mr. Rabs: What a half assed apology!
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs. Nude Sting plays. Fade to black.]
* [Fade in from black. Mr. Zabs is in the same black void he was in on Line 94.]
* Mr. Zabs: You're probably wondering what's going on here. Where's the episode? Why is Mr. Zabs talking to me. Well, I have some tough news for you: We've hit a roadblock. There are no more filler segments to distract you from the fact that we're stuck here. No more scenes with Evil Mr. Rabs because his plot has reached a temporary dead end. And no, we're not outside voting or doing anything remotely interesting.
* [Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: What to do now...
* [Mr. Zabs looks around, and finds Kuromi.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, Kuromi, how's it been? 
* Kuromi: Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just floating around in this void, contemplating the meaning of existence. You know, being stuck in this black void with you isn't the worst thing that's happened to me.
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, I'll take that as a compliment. But seriously, I've been thinking about how much this show has evolved over the past year.
* Kuromi: Yeah, I'll admit, it's been entertaining, to say the least. But you've got to admit, some of those episodes were... let's just say, interesting.
* Mr. Zabs: So, what should we do now? 
* Kuromi: Hmm, how about we play a game? I spy with my little eye something... black. 
* Mr. Zabs: Is it the void we're stuck in? 
* Kuromi: Bingo!
* [The two laugh. Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: This is lame.
* Kuromi: Yeah. Let's go back to The Awards Show!
* Mr. Zabs: Awesome! How do I... let me just.
* [Mr. Zabs grabs a mallet out of nowhere and breaks the screen, transitioning back to The Episode.]
* Narrator: Welcome back to... "The Rabs Awards!"
* [Cut back to the inside. Lap Steel plays.]
* Then bends: Welcome back, everybody! It's been a wild couple of pages. But let's get back to what I do best, hosting awards shows! This time, we'll be doing good awards, and awards that were totally not stolen from this years SLA's! Now, let's see who the nominees are!
* [Then bends looks for the card in his pocket, but can't find it.]
* Then bends: Uh-oh. HEY, CHRIS!
* Chris Chan: WHAT?
* Then bends: YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE CARD!
* Chris Chan: OH. LET ME BRING IT TO YOU NOW!
* [Chris Chan comes from backstage with the card.]
* Then bends: GEE, THANKS!
* Chris Chan: Why are you still yelling at me, I'm right here.
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: You've never thought that clearly in your life. Now back there you, back!
* [Then bends whips Chris Chan, who goes backstage.]
* Then bends; Anyway, for Best Spin-Off, we have "SpongeBob 2," "New Squidward Chat" and... and that's it. For episode of the year, we have "RabsFinale," "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode," and... THE CHRONIC? THE ALBUM BY DR. DRE? This can't be right. But, hey! It's a good album, so that's not important. For Writer of the Year, we have "Mr. Writes-alot," "Homer Simpson" and "SpongeBot678". For Graphic Designer of the Year, we have "Then bends" yours, truly. We have "PrimitiveSponge129" and we have "SpongeGar."
* [Cut to SpongeGar.]
* SpongeGar: Banooga a talia foo!
* [Captions: I'm a genius!]
* Then bends: For Movie of the year, we have "The Mr. Rabs Movie," "Overcrowded" and "The Dark Stewie Movie". For best Company, we have "My asshole llc," "Microsoft" and "Plush Puppy Co". Best Album, we have "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack, "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG, "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My asshole llc, and "The Blue Album" by Weezer. For Best Musical Number in an episode, we have "4:44." That's it. Only 4:44.  For best episode of NEXT year, we have "SpongeBob Meets Garfield," "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult," "Puka A" and.. and "Whelk Attack 2....". Oh, boy! Whelk Attack 2! Anyway, final award is "Best Show." We have....
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "SpongeBob SquarePants."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: And "The Mr. Rabs Show."  Now, vote, vote, vote!
* [Everybody steps outside.]
* RongeRob: Wow, that's a lot of categories!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, 10 of them.
* Mr. Labs: Let's see, if the previous amount of words for 2 awards was 257 words, 10 awards would be about...
* [Mr. Labs gets a calculator thrown at him. He catches it and inputs stuff into it.]
* Mr. Labs: 1,285 words!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Is that a lot?
* Mr. Blabs: No duh it's a lot! All of that Trump brain rot's made you dumb!
* SpongeBob: Hey, guys! Let's not get into fights here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, you're right. SORRY "Mr." Labs.
* Mr. Labs: I'm SOOOO sorry too! Jerkface!
* [Mr. Rabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 give each other a side-eye.]
* SpongeBob: Wow, they're being so childish... gambino?
* Patrick: Yeah! This is worse than the time Mr. Krabs caught you wearing that magic crown!
* [Cutaway/flashback. SpongeBob is cooking burgers, when suddenly, Mr. Krabs walks in.]
* Mr. Krabs: (gasps) SpongeBob! where'd you get that crown? I told Squidward to get rid of it!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I found it laying in the garbage. I guess he threw it in there.
* Mr. Krabs: Well then throw it back or you're fired!
* SpongeBob: Are you serious?
* Mr. Krabs: Dead serious.
* SpongeBob: Well, you're the boss!
* [Flashforward.]
* SpongeBob: Well, it wasn't my fault! Squidward told me to put it on! And telling somebody to throw it back can have A LOT of meanings!
* Patrick: (giggling) You're so gay!
* SpongeBob: What! I'm not gay!
* Kuromi: Yipe!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: What's Wrong?
* Kuromi: (Angry) My Melo...
* [Cut to a shot of My Melody walking around, happily.]
* Mr. Eabs: What's wrong with her?
* [Kuromi pulls out her Kuromi Note.]
* Kuromi: Kuromi Note Number 69!
* [Flashback. Kuromi Note plays.]
* Kuromi (past)i: I should go to McDonald's today!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Kuromi (past): Hello, McDonald's! Can I have one Grimace Shake?
* McDonald's Employee: Sorry, sir. We're all out of Grimace Shakes.
* Kuromi (past): You have no right to call me sir! And who ordered all the grimace shakes?
* McDonald's Employee: A little rabbit girl, said her name was "Melody."
* [Kuromi becomes frozen in ice. Flashforward.]
* Kuromi: And I couldn't order a single Grimace Shake!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's unjustified resentment.
* RongeRob: Yeah, Kuromi, I think you may be overreacting a little bit.
* Hoopla Kid: 9/11!
* [RongeRob throws a Semi-Truck at Hoopla Kid.]
* Mr. Rabs: Why'd he say that?
* RongeRob: That was the 911th line.
* [Suddenly, My Melody appears behind Kuromi.]
* My Melody: Oh, hi Kuromi!
* Kuromi: Aaah!
* [Kuromi, startled, accidentally throws her Kuromi Note into a Fireplace.]
* My Melody: Oh no! Your book!
* [Kuromi is shocked.]
* My Melody: I'm so sorry about your book! Here, I'll go fix it!
* [My Melody goes away temporarily.]
* Mr. Rabs: She seems harmless. What's got you all worked up? 
* Kuromi: Harmless? Harmless?! That little...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: It seems like My Melody just wants to be friends. 
* Kuromi: Friends?! Ha! I'd sooner be friends with a cactus!
* [My Melody returns, holding Kuromi's book.] 
* My Melody: Here you go, Kuromi! I fixed it as best as I could. 
* Kuromi: Thanks, I guess. 
* [My Melody skips away.]
* Mr. Rabs: See? She's just trying to be nice. 
* Kuromi: Nice my ass...
* Mr. Zabs: A lot of people have nice'd your ass! Just look up (Breath in)
* [Cut to SMPTE color bars. Cut to the void. Mental Caverns Without Sunshine plays.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, Kuromi. What's up? 
* Kuromi: You've already asked me that! It's... It's just.. GRAAH! I'm so bored of this stupid void!
* Mr. Zabs: Same here. Say, do you have any ideas on how we can pass the time? 
* Kuromi: Hmm, let me think. Ah, I've got it! Let's play some video games. 
* Mr. Zabs: How are we going to do that?
* Kuromi: Leave it to me. Check this out! 
* [Kuromi reaches somewhere above the camera, and grabs an N64.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, where did you get those?
* Kuromi: Don't worry about it. Now, let's get this going.
* [Kuromi and Mr. Zabs set up the console.]
* Mr. Zabs: What game should we play first? 
* Kuromi: How about Super Golden Sigma?
* Mr. Zabs: Pure Epic Sauce! Let's get it going!
* [Kuromi inserts the cartridge.]
* Mr. Zabs: Huh, that's weird. Why isn't it working? 
* Kuromi: Oh no, I think I just realized something. 
* Mr. Zabs: What is it? 
* Kuromi: There are no outlets in the void. We have no way to power the console. 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh no, you're right. We're stuck here with no way to play video games. 
* Kuromi: This is a disaster! What are we going to do now? 
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know. Hey! Maybe we should call a random person!
* Kuromi: Ooh! I know! I saw this in a restroom once! Something about "Cult, Znail Fail Republic" I don't know!
* Mr. Zabs: Sounds cool! What was the number?
* Kuromi: It was 1-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Alright, let me dial it.
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his phone and dials the number.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hello?
* [Cut back to the episode.]
* Mr. Eabs: Don't say things like that, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, that's really crossing a line.
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, sorry guys, I didn't mean to stir things up. My bad. 
* Kuromi: It's okay, Mr. Zabs. Let's just move on and forget about it.
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, look who it is! 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: SongBob!
* SongBob: Hi! I brought some friends?
* Mr. Eabs: Ooh! Who'd you bring?	
* SongBob: These retards.
* [Shot of Hamood Habibi and FlowerBob.]
* FlowerBob: Hi!
* Hamood Habibi: مرحبا ايها الاصدقاء.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: So, have either of you two heard of liberals?
* FlowerBob: Liberals? Oh yeah! I hate those guys!
* Hamood Habibi: إنهم حمقى.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wow, SongBob! You've got some smart friends.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, we all hate liberals here!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah! Wait, no I don't.
* Patrick: What's a liberal?
* [Everybody looks at Patrick. Tympup (a)]
* SpongeBob: Liberals are evil people who spread Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus!
* Patrick: Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus? That's terrible!
* SpongeBob: I know.
* [SpongeBob puts his head down, dejected.]
* SpongeBob: But, there's nothing we can do about it.
* SongBob: Yeah. I mean, what kind of fool could like liberals?
* [Pomp and Circumstance plays.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Right. We have only one true leader, and that is Mr. Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a visionary leader who has single-handedly saved this country from the brink of destruction. His policies have brought prosperity, security, and freedom to all true patriots! And let me tell you, folks, those liberals can't stand it! They'll do anything to undermine our great leader and his accomplishments!
* Others: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: But we won't let them win! We will stand strong together, united in our support for President Trump and the values he represents! We will continue to fight against the liberal agenda and defend our way of life. So let me hear you all say it loud and proud: "Make America Great Again!"
* Others: Make America Great Again!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's the spirit! Together, we will make sure that America remains the greatest nation on Earth, now and forever!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Sniffling) That was beautiful!
* Kuromi: I think I just pissed myself, that was so good.
* All: Happy 1000 lines!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Anyway, SongBob. Thank you for showing up. Without you, we wouldn't have heard Mr. Rabs 2.0's beautiful speech! I don't think I'm gay anymore, in fact.
* SpongeBob: We've already done that plot point with me!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right.
* SongBob: I'm just glad we were here for such a historic moment!
* Hamood Habibi: نحن على النار الليلة!
* FlowerBob: Oh, no! I don't wanna be on fire!
* SongBob: You're not on fire, FlowerBob! You silly goose!
* [SongBob pets FlowerBob's head.]
* SongBob: He just means we're making good choices, being here n' such.
* Hamood Habibi: نعم! آسف إذا كنت الخلط بينك!
* FlowerBob: It's okay, Hamood.
* [They go back to doing their own thing.]
* Mr. Blabs: How come they could understand Hamood? For Osama, we all speak arabic just for him.
* Mr. Labs: I don't know, but Mr. Rabs 2.0, you're so smelly!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, at least I have a job! DOOKIEHEAD!
* Mr. Labs: Oh yeah? Well, at least I don't sell guns, FARTBRAIN!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: At least I'm not a nerd, ASSHAT!
* Mr. Labs: At least I can use a calculator, Dabs!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It's Rabs, you Poopy Head!
* Mr. Labs: Whatever, Dabs, Blabs, Rabs, you're all the same to me!
* Mr. Rabs: (gasps) You take that back, you pocket-protector protector protector wearing geek!
* SpongeBob: Guys, guys! Let's not fight. Remember, we're all here to celebrate the Rabs Awards!
* Mr. Labs: No! I'm not taking that back! I'm not even a nerd! I just brought this calculator this ONE time and you all call me a nerd!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates!
* [The two get into a big fight.]
* Cop #1: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, son. I'm gonna have to arrest you two if you don't stop fighting!
* [The two suddenly stop. Hooka plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'm sorry, Mr. Labs. You're not really a nerd, and I know that.
* Mr. Labs: I'm sorry, Mr. Rabs. Your names really are confusing.
* [They shake hands.]
* Cop #1: Hmm... okay... but, if I see you do ONE more thing.
* Mr Rabs: No, no, no! We're good, we're good!
* [They are now at the front of the line, voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this voting started! So, what do you guys think the best spin-off was? I personally think "New Squidward Chat" was the best.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah, that's true. I loved "New Squidward Chat in Court!"
* Mr. Rabs: Right? Right! The quote "This man, Markiplier, does not condom the smoking of any herbal substances." was so good!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Did you mean "condone?"
* Mr. Rabs: No. That's how it was written.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Nah, I'm going with "SpongeBob 2." It's a pretty faithful sequel.
* Mr. Labs: Me too!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, nutes! I don't know what to chose. I think I'll just go with "SpongeBob 2" too.
* Mr. Eabs: Well, I like "New Squidward Chat" more.
* RongeRob: "SpongeBob 2" is better!
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah!
* SpongeBob: And I think "SpongeBob 2" is better also.
* Patrick: If SpongeBob likes "SpongeBob 2," it must be better.
* [SpongeTom walks by.]
* SpongeTom: Oh, hey guys! What's all the voting about?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, hey SpongeTom! It's been awhile since we've last seen you!
* SpongeTom: Yeah! Even if it's only been...
* [SpongeTom puts his hand up to count.]
* SpongeTom: 1 episode! So, what's going on?
* Mr. Zabs: You didn't hear? The Rabs Awards?
* SpongeTom: Rabs Awards? No, I just got here! I got lost and this nice guy let me come in.
* [Shot of the Usher doing a thumbs up.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, SpongeTom. Would you like to join us?
* SpongeTom: Sure!
* [SpongeTom has joined your party!]
* Mr. Eabs: What's with the Pop-ups?
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs, planning, with Plankton! (episode)]
* Plankton! (episode): Hmm... sounds like they've got tough security over there. It's not like they'd let anybody who's lost in.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I know! It's so annoying! I don't know what to do, but I'd love to crash the awards. I mean, I bought this bomb!
* [Shot of the "Unkillable 69,000]
* Plankton! (episode): THE UNKILLABLE 69,000? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO ELUSIVE THESE ARE?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Really? There's no way THIS is elusive. I bet this crappy thing will expl-
* [The bomb detonates.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: -plode in my hand.
* Plankton! (episode): It's alright, I have a spare.
* [Shot of the "Really Bad and Stupid Dumb Bomb."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! This bomb is really bad and stupid, dumb!
* Plankton! (episode): I know! But, this is the only bomb I have.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I guess it'll have to work.
* [Transition to the Awards Show.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright. All of my methods didn't work in the past, but what if I try...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a giant wooden hammer out of nowhere.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: THIS?
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hits the front door with the hammer. It explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Wow. That was easy.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs moves his hand to breathe.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: But! I must sneak in!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs tip-toes in the building, and hides under the food table.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let me see what's going on...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a pair of binoculars out of his pocket, to see what's going on.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Looks like they're voting! I know the perfect time to strike!
* [Cut back to them voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about the best episode?
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I loved filming RabsFinale! Even if we're coming back, it was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I disagree. "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" is a better episode. The ending with Nickacado doing his thing was pretty gross, and I love gross-out!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, yeah? Well, "The Chronic" is an amazing album!
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, I've always loved "Deeez Nuuuts."
* Mr. Labs: Sorry, but "The Chronic" wins it for me.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We should make our own gang called "The Chronics."
* [The other two shake their heads.]
* Mr. Labs: That's a terrible idea.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Rude!
* RongeRob: I disagree.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Really?
* RongeRob: No, your idea is stupid. I disagree about THE CHRONIC. RabsFinale was awesome! It's arguably the best episode OF ALL TIME!
* Mr. Blabs: Nah, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Kuromi: I vote neither! These all suck!
* Patrick: I don't even know what a "chronic" is!
* SpongeBob: Well, personally, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Mr. Zabs: I vote for RabsFinale!
* Mr. Rabs: SpongeTom, what did you think?
* SpongeTom: I vote for RabsFinale!
* SpongeTom's Dad: Good job, son.
* [SpongeTom hugs his dad.]
* SpongeTom: Thanks dad!
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! Now, let's vote for writer of the year.
* Narrator: Many Votes Later...
* Mr. Rabs: That took awhile! Like, a really long time!
* Kuromi: Yeah. Thank god we're finally at the awards!
* God (offscreen): You're welcome!
* [Kuromi looks shocked. Transition to Later.]
* SpongeBob: (whispering) Can you believe we're actually here? This is incredible! 
* Kuromi: (whispering) I can't wait! 
* SpongeBob: Shh! The show's about to start! 
* Announcer: Welcome to... THE RABS AWARDS!!! 
* [Audience cheers. Cut to a shot of the curtains, opening up.]
* Then bends: Hello, everybody! The moment you've all been waiting for, the GOOD awards!
* John: It's actually called the Rabs Awards!
* Then bends: Shut up, John! You know what I meant. Anyway, for episode of the year... we have... "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode!" Come on up, Golfpecks!
* [Golfpecks does not come up.]
* Then bends: Golfpecks?
* [Chris Chan comes by and whispers in Then bends' ear.]
* Then bends: What! Let me see that!
* [Then bends grabs a note from Chris Chan's hand.]
* Then bends: (Reads off the note really fast) COULDN'T MAKE IT?
* [Then bends becomes angered. Tension Bits plays.]
* Then bends: This makes me mad!
* Chris Chan: Uh oh!
* [Chris Chan runs away swiftly, and pulls out an greek column. Angered, Then bends swallows the whole thing. He then loudly burps.]
* Utrenkl: (Entranced) Wow..... he knows his way around long things...
* Boykisser: (Smacks Utrenkl) Get yourself together man!
* [The audience starts arguing. Suddenly, IShowSpeed throws popcorn at Incidental 70.]
* Incidental 70: Hey! What was that for!
* IShowSpeed: I'll tell you: Food fight!
* CaseOh: Ooh boy! I love food!
* [Everybody starts throwing food around. Some grapes land on Lady Upturn's outfit.]
* Lady Upturn: No! I brought my fanciest clothes today! I'm highly offended!
* [A bunch of glue lands on Squiddard.]
* Squiddard: Of course. Just like in real life.
* [Squiddard walks away, disappointed. A bunch of grape jam lands on the variants of Mr. Rabs.]
* Purple Mr. Zabs: No! I can't be purple! I wanna be original and awesome!
* Animany: Tell that to Then bends!
* Barney Stinson: I love being Awesome!
* [Cut to Hotel Mario Mario, talking to Hotel Mario Luigi.]
* Hotel Mario Luigi: I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!
* [Suddenly, Luigi is covered in 200ft of spaghetti.]
* Hootel Mario Mario: Now that's what you call losta spaghetti!
* [Ba-dum tiss. Cut to Wega, with a giant watermelon.]
* Wega: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* [Wega throws the watermelon at Mr. Rabs, however it misses, landing on Mr. Eabs.]
* Mr. Eabs: Hey, watch it! 
* [He throws a pie at IShowSpeed, but it hits SpongeTom instead.] 
* SpongeTom: Ah, I'm all sticky now!
* Squiddard: Don't.
* [Squiddard slips on a banana peel.]
* SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: What is it, BOB?
* SpongeBob: We can join in, and sell Krabby Patties for people to throw!
* [Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar signs as Credit Card Heaven plays.]
* Mr. Krabs: Great idea, boy!
* [Mr. Krabs pulls a Krabby Patty stand out of his pants, and a bunch of customers suddenly line up to buy them. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick throwing Ice Cream at each other.]
* SpongeBob: This is the best food fight ever, Patrick! 
* Patrick: Yeah! I hope this never ends!
* Narrator: 12 Seconds Later....
* [Everybody is covered with food.]
* Then bends: This isn't good. Let's bring out the cleanup crew!
* Phineas: What'd you need us for, Then bends?
* Then bends: I need you to clean up all the food, please.
* Phineas: Absolutely!
* [Phineas and Ferb use a robot machine to clean up all the food.]
* Then bends: Thanks, as always. Now, for writer of the year, we have... MR. WRITES-ALOT!!!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Mr. Writes-alot!
* [Mr. Writes-alot makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Mr. Writes-alot, How do you feel about the recognition?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, ya know, it's kinda like staring into the abyss, man. Like, one minute you're just typing away, next thing you know, you're getting an award for it. Life's funny like that, ain't it?
* Then bends: (Unimpressed) Uh huh. So, what inspires your writing?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Oh, ya know, the usual stuff. Raindrops on windows, the sound of a distant car horn, the way my cat looks at me like I owe her treats. It's all about finding meaning in the mundane.
* Then bends: Right, right. And what's next for you, Mr. Writes-alot?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, I'm thinking of branching out into haikus about Lollipops!
* Then bends: Awesome sauce!
* Mr. Writes-alot: Thanks, for having me on, Phill!
* Then bends: Who's Phill?
* Mr. Writes-alot: (happily) I don't wanna get into it. Stay away from me, my friend.
* [Mr. Writes-alot walks of the stage cooly. Then bends is confused as the audience cheers.]
* Then bends: What's up with that guy. huh? Anyway! For the best graphic designer, we have..... SPONGEGAR!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: SpongeGar, uhmmm... Tabonga!
* [SpongeGar makes his way to the stage. Wooden Bear plays]
* Then bends: So, SpongeGar. What inspires your designs?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge! (CrazySponge!)
* Then bends: CHRIS!
* [Chris Chan comes out, and hands Then bends a translation card.]
* Then bends: Let's see here... Fire, Flower, I'm Ready, aha! Here it is! You're inspired by... by CrazySponge?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge Taila Foo.
* Then bends: Yes, yes, he really is. What's next for you?
* SpongeGar: Ba Gagonda (I forgot)
* Then bends: What- How'd you forget it!
* SpongeGar: Banooga Polinka Go o. (I'm brain messy.)
* Then bends: I see.
* [Then bends pauses for a moment.]
* Then bends: What were we talking about?
* SpongeGar: Chonga! (Go away!)
* Then bends: Ok then. Thanks, SpongeGar! 
* SpongeGar: Gonaga! (Good night!)
* Then bends: Good stuff. For the movie of the year! Now, this must be a really good movie. You're all nutes if you didn't pick the movie I made. Anyway, the winner is... THE DARK STEWIE MOVIE!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: The cast of the Dark Stewie Movie, come on up!
* [Dark Stewie, Mr. Zabs, Kuromi, Hello Kitty and GAMC Official 2 make their way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Dark Stewie. How did it all come together?
* Dark Stewie: Well, it all started when Mr. Zabs and I realized we needed to put an end to the GAMC Republic's tyranny once and for all. We don't like dictators at all, right?
* Mr. Zabs: Right!
* Kuromi: And let's not forget my part! Getting rid of that last baby tooth was a real challenge. I still miss him.
* Hello Kitty: It's okay, Kuromi. Hubert is in a better place now.
* GAMC Official 2: Bah! It was all nonsense! I should own every season of this stupid show!
* Then bends: Interesting. Now, what were some of the challenges you faced during filming?
* Dark Stewie: Well, for one, GAMC Official 2 here kept trying to sabotage the production. Being all "I own you" this "Wiki domination" that.
* Then bends: And I've heard that the film has received negative reception from a man that calls himself HandsomeLad42. How do you feel about that?
* KuromI: Oh yeah? Here's a message to YOU, "Handosome" Lad42. YOU ARE A FUCKING F-
* [Cut to the void. Mr. Zabs and Kuromi are still in the void.]
* Kuromi: Mr. Zabs, what happened? You look spooked.
* Mr. Zabs: It's bad news, Kuromi. Really bad. The Znail Fail Republic... they're planning something big.
* Kuromi: What do you mean? What are they planning?
* Mr. Zabs: They're... they're planning-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: On September 13th.
* Kuromi: What!
* [Static.]
* Kuromi: But why? That's-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, Kuromi! Maybe they want to-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Or maybe they just want to cause chaos. But whatever their reason, we're in big trouble.
* Kuromi: We have to do something!
* [Suddenly a time machine appears.]
* Mr. Rabs (Future): Hop in!
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Mr. Zabs and Kuromi from the void. Cut to inside the time machine.]
* Mr. Zabs: Where are you taking us?
* Mr. Rabs (Future): You'll find out soon enough!
* [The time machine disappears. Cut back to the episode.]
* Then bends: Watch your language, Kuromi!
* [Crickets chirp.]
* Then bends: The Dark Stewie Movie, everybody!
* [Audience cheers, cast members go back to their seats.]
* Then bends: Such coarse language! I could never do anything offensive like that.
* [SF99 steps up to the stage as Melodramatic Moments Part 4 plays.]
* SF99: God! For the last time! STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT!!!!!!
* [SF99 Kamehameha's Then bends through the awards show wall.]
* SF99: Come on, Maggie. Let's go!
* Maggie Pesky: Yeah!
* [SF99 and Maggie Pesky fly out of the room, in a similar vein to Squidward's lawyers from "Restraining SpongeBob." The ending of People's Court also plays, just like the scene from "Restraining SpongeBob." Cut to Then bends. Steel Licks 41 plays at 80% speed.]
* Then bends: That hurt!
* [Then bends tries to get back to the stage, but he gets hit by a giant anvil.]
* Then bends: This reminds me of that time I punched a kid in Argentina!
* [Then bends chuckles, and walks again, when suddenly, he is attacked by a Sea Bear.]
* SpongeBob: We've gotta save Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah!
* [The two run outside through the hole in the wall SF99 made when he punched Then bends, and make an Anti-sea-bear circle.]
* [Then bends runs and climbs on top of SpongeBob and Patrick, who are sitting in the circle] 
* Then bends: Move over! 
* [The sea bear comes up to Then bends in the circle, then notices the circle itself below before snarls as it points a threatening claw at him, and leaves. Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.] 
* Then bends: Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life!
* SpongeBob, Patrick and Then Bends: Hooray!
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back Dumbass The Hog.
* Then bends: What attracts him? 
* Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack.
* [The ending of Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.]
* Narrator: One Dumbass The Hog Attack Later...
* [Cut to Then bends on the stage.]
* Then bends: Welcome back to the show, everybody! We apologize for the many interruptions, but we're back! Now, for the best company, we have...
* [Then bends' eyes become giant, due to shock.]
* Then bends: BAJOOKIELAND CO.?!? That wasn't even on the list!
* [The manager of Bajookieland Co. suddenly appears.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Gadies and lentlemen, It is an absolute honor to stand before you today as the representative of Bajookieland Co. At Bajookieland Co., we pride ourselves on our innovative approach to... well, everything! From the best recipes for grum grum, to the best other things, we strive to push the boundaries of what is possible in general.
* [The audience exchange confused glances, before applauding.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Well, thank you everyone. But I've gotta go.
* [A limo rolls on stage.]
* 7 Grand Dad: Where to, mac?
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Straight to Compton, please!
* [The Bajookieland Co. Manager hops in, and the limo drives off.]
* Then bends: What a shocking revelation! Now, onto the next award! The best Album is... SKIBIDI TOILET by LIL BIG STACK!!!
* [No cheering is heard.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack!
* [The audience boos as they come on up.]
* Fred: Boo! You stink!
* Then bends: So, Skibidi Toilet, how do you feel about winning the award for Best Album? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Fascinating, as always, and Little Big Stack, any words from you? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): I like pancakes.
* Then bends: Now, tell us, what inspired you to create Skibidi Toilet? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): TV-Show.
* Then bends: Any plans for your next album? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): Your Mom.
* Then bends: Don't talk about my moms, yo. 
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: Well, there you have it, folks! Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack, everybody!
* [The audience boos as they walk down.]
* Then bends: Now. The best Musical Number in an episode goes to... "4:44!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, 4:44's cast member!
* [SpongeBob, Patrick, Scott the Woz and Kuromi walk up. As they are walking up, they converse.]
* Kuromi: This is my second time up here.
* Patrick: You get used to it after a while!
* [They are now on the stage.]
* Then bends: So, 4:44's cast, how does it feel to win the award for the best Musical Number? 
* SpongeBob: Oh, It feels absolutely fantastic, Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah, and it's great to see our... our...
* [SpongeBob whispers in Patrick's ear. Inside his body, a smaller version of himself goes up to his brain and rings the bell, giving him an idea.]
* Patrick: Ice Cream!
* [SpongeBob facepalms. as Patrick jumps down, and starts licking an Ice Cream stain on the floor like a dog.]
* Then bends: Great. Scott the Woz?
* Scott the Woz: I totally agree! It was a blast being a part of it.
* Then bends: That's wonderful to hear! Now, what was the inspiration behind "4:44"?
* SpongeBob: Well, we wanted to really build the narrative of the show, you know? I'm feelin' like Zoltan40 was right way back a year ago, telling us to make an extended universe with all the shows. But, hey. If this never ends up happening, disregard this line, future viewers.
* Then bends: Awesome Sauce! And what's next for "The SpongeBob and Kuromi Show?"
* Scott the Woz: Well, as I've been told, there's gonna be a second season of our show with a couple more episodes!
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see it! Congratulations once again, 4:44's cast!
* [They walk off the stage, and they all cheer.]
* Then bends: And we're almost done! This is the second to last award!
* [Then bends starts sweating.]
* Then bends: You think you've been doing this for so long and you'd never get stage fright! Alright, let's power through this, folks. Now, for the second to last award of the night... Best episode of Next Year! The winner is... SPONGEBOB MEETS GARFIELD!
* [Cut to the crowd, cheering.]
* SpongeBob: I just sat down!
* Garfield (walking down the aisle, after returning from the restroom) Tell me about it.
* [The two come up to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, SpongeBob and Garfield! How does it feel to win Best Episode?
* SpongeBob: It's an honor, Then bends! We had a lot of fun making that crossover episode. 
* Garfield: Eh. There was nothing happening.
* [Suddenly, Jon comes on stage.]
* Jon: (sweating) I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!
* [Jon goes away.]
* Garfield: Out of the ordinary, I mean.
* [Ba-dum tiss.]
* Then bends: Now, What inspired such a unique collaboration?
* SpongeBob: Well, it all started when Garfield had a bit of a house fire... 
* Garfield: And then I ended up in Bikini Bottom by accident! 
* SpongeBob: Yeah, and when I found Garfield on Conch Street, I knew we had to help him out. 
* Then bends: It sounds like quite the adventure!! Now, what's next for "The SpongeBob and Garfield Show?"
* Garfield: Let's just say we've got a couple tricks up our sleeves.
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see what you two get up to next! Congratulations once again!
* [The audience cheers, as SpongeBob and Garfield walk off stage.]
* Then bends: And now, for the final award of the night... the prestigious title of Best Show! The winner is... drumroll... THE MR. RABS SHOW! 
* [The audience cheers.]
* Then bends: You know, for how many offensive jokes we've made, I'm really shocked we one!
* [SF99 starts talking, The audience stops cheering.]
* SF99: I think YOU have been on a downward spiral mentally, and now YOU HAVE lost it completely. I'm not even gonna slap you for that one. I'm just gonna walk away.
* [The audience continues to cheer. and Mr. Rabs makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Mr. Rabs! How does it feel to win Best Show?
* [Mr. Rabs pulls a stack of papers out of his pockets.]
* Then bends: Woah! I see you've got a speech prepared!
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, I do.
* [Mr. Rabs takes a step to the stand.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This moment... it's truly indescribable. To stand here before all of you, surrounded by the support and recognition of my peers, it's an overwhelming rush of emotions. When I first embarked on this journey to create The Mr. Rabs Show, I never could have imagined it would lead me here. But, hey! Here we are, and I am filled with gratitude beyond words. It all began with a simple idea, a vision of a show that would entertain, inspire, and connect with audiences in a meaningful way. And when Then bends offered me the opportunity to bring that vision to life, I knew I had to seize it. I'll never forget the excitement and anticipation of those early days, as we laid the foundation for what would become The Mr. Rabs Show. To Then bends, I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never repay. Thank you for believing in me and giving me the chance to create the show of my dreams. As we started production, we began to make our first batch of episodes, such as "Amnesia," "Purple Mr. Rabs," and "What Ever Happened to Sponge Tom." Each episode was a labor of love, a testament to the dedication and talent of our incredible team. And as the seasons progressed, we continued to explore new ideas and push the boundaries of storytelling with episodes like "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation," "Rabs for Mayor," "Rabs in Time," and "The Quackers Plot." But what I think the most memorable moment in our journey was the airing of what we thought would be our final episode, "RabsFinale." It was a bittersweet experience, saying goodbye to characters and stories that had become like family. Yet, as the curtain fell on that chapter, I found bliss in the fact that it was not the end, but merely a new beginning. And now, to be here with all of these familiar faces once again, to be recognized as the recipient of the Best Show award, it's... it's just... It feels like coming home, returning to a place where creativity knows no bounds and anything is possible. So thank you, from the bottom of my heart, to each and every one of you who has supported us along the way. Your enthusiasm, your feedback, and everything else. Here's to the future, to new adventures, and to continuing this incredible journey together. Thank you.
* [The audience cheers loudly, as Another Best Day Ever plays.]
* Then bends: Thank you everyone! That's it for our show! Tune in whenever this happens again, if it ever does!
* [Mr. Rabs steps off the stage.]
* Mr. Zabs: That was good, Mr. Rabs. You truly deserve this recognition.
* SpongeBob: What are you talking about? That was.. AMAZING! You really nailed it up there!
* Kuromi: Yeah, I got a little teary-eyed, not gonna lie. 
* Patrick: When will you quit Yapping, Mr. Rabs?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I thought it was legen- wait for it...
* [Barney Stinson appeared besides Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0.]
* Barney Stinson and Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: DARY! It was legendary!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Couldn't agree more. You've inspired us all. 
* Mr. Labs: Absolutely!
* Mr. Eabs: I actually cried, unlike Kuromi over here!
* Mr. Rabs: I couldn't have asked for a better group of friends and collaborators. Thank you all for your unwavering support.
* [The ending of Old Hilo March plays instead of the ending of Another Best Day Ever briefly plays as they leave the room. Cut to outside. Sweet Victory begins to play.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This means the world to me. I'm truly honored to have won this award. Like, seriously, you don't know how good I feel.
* [Mr. Rabs' continues to speak in the background as we cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should head out, huh? 
* Patrick: Yeah, Then bends has us scheduled for something called "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot." 
* Kuromi: Sounds fun! Let's go!
* [Kuromi signals for a Taxi, and Jerry Atricks comes by in a limo.]
* Jerry Atricks: Hello again, Kuromi! Where to?
* Kuromi: To "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot." 
* Jerry Atricks: Most popular club of the night!
* [The three jump in and Jerry Atrick's limo drives off.]
* Mr. Rabs: And to think, none of this would be possible without the incredible support of my friends and enemies. I am truly fortunate to have such an amazing gang by my side!
* RongeRob: Hey! Somebody dropped gum over here!
* [RongeRob walks offscreen to pick it up.]
* Mr. Rabs: So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all! 
* [Mr. Rabs pulls the award out of his pocket.]
* Mr. Rabs: This award belongs to each and every one of us!
* [The gang says hooray and jumps up as 0:41 plays. Freeze-frame. This slowly fades to black, as text saying "THE RABS AWARDS - EPISODE 51 OF THE MR. RABS SHOW." appears on screen.]
== The "All of RabsFinale" Cut ==
This cut was only made so the page could be the largest on SBFW. It probably won't ever air.
* [The episode begins with a special intro.]
* Narrator: Welcome to The Rabs Awards! The animated special celebrating one year of The Mr. Rabs Show! But before we get to that...
* Narrator: Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show... 
* ["Award Winners A" plays.] 
* [Mr. Zabs "drops" Mr. Rabs] - Amnesia
* [Mr. Rabs waves at Purple Mr. Rabs and Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, as they drive away into the sunset] - Purple Mr. Rabs 
* [The Entire Mr. Rabs gang is seen laughing, besides Evil Mr. Rabs, who isn’t there] - Osama bin Laden's Argument
* [Just as Evil Mr. Rabs reaches out, Guy Fieri appears in a burst of smoke.] - The Paper Cut
* [SpongeBob hits the griddy while singing "Swag Like Ohio."] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? 
* [The bomb is detonated, successfully destroying the cartel building. Everyone escapes safely.] - What Ever Happened to SpongeTom? Part II
* [Everybody surprises Dedenne Guy.] - Dedenne Guy 
* [Mr. Zabs punches his arm through his TV screen, breaking it.] - Vern and Johnny
* [Cleveland and Mr. Zabs crank up the music, having a giant party.] - iHate Drake
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 is in his room, calling Mr. Rabs] - Bad Piggies
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs 2.0.] - 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge.
* [IShowSpeed gets hit in the head with the giant anvil.] - Rabs for Mayor
* [Quidward dies in RongeRob's arms.] - The Troit
* [Mr. Zabs says goodbye to SB Returns.] - SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns
* [Squiddard wakes up.] - Squiddard, the Choir Boy 
* [The Mr. Rabs Group high-fives] - VincentBob WallerPants
* [Mr. Rabs drops his mug, waking up Purple Patrick from Opposite Day] - Mr. Rabsensation
* [Osama bin Laden goes into his car and drives into the air.] - Osama bin Laden Returns 
* [Mr. Rabs 2.0 uses his Donald Trump Powers to restore order to the broadcast] - Rabsjack
* [Evil Mr. Rabs slams the door open, hitting Squiddard] - Rabsbabies
* [The Mr. Rabs gang points the peashooters at her] - The Rabening 
* [Customer #1, Customer #2, 9 + 10 Kid, Muscle Man, Jim, Thug, Thug #2, SpongeBob Returns, Unknown Hand, Burger Beard, Kyle, David, Receptionist, Mr. Nabs, Ghetto Ian and Ghetto Antwan, Cashier, Fred, Kuromi, EDP445, Cop #1, Joe Biden, What Zit Tooya, Nicolas Carr, Dr. Fortnite B. Science, Utrenkl, Police Officer #1, Znail Fail and SpongeGlock w/ Legs walk in.] - I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic
* [Mrs. Rabs Slams the door open] - The Garfield Show: Bad Boy
* [Kuromi explodes] - The Garfield Show: Nermal's Revenge
* [Windows 7 says a speech.] - Immigration Rabs
* [The Mr. Rabs Gang sees Then bends in the Taxi. They stop and kick him out] - Road to Crack Island
* [Kanye pays for the thing and goes home, but sees something shocking on his door step.] - An Interview with AI-Kanye West
* [Mr. Rabs and IShowSpeed are on the Patty Shack's roof during the sunset] - Rabs in Time 
* [Jack Black sniffles.] - Tenacious Rabs
* [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are sitting, laughing] - The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Reunion Special
* [SpongeTom suddenly appears.] - Squilliam Vs. Mr. Rabs 
* [Mr. Labs walks in.] - Mr. Rabs meets Mr. Labs 
* [Suddenly, The Health Inspector comes in] - The Ouchie! Machine
* [The movie screen reads Sir Urchin and Snail Fail PORN the Movie] - The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Movie
* [Dead Mans Hill] - Ride, Rabs, Ride!
* [Mr. Zabs suddenly crashes in, through the window, hitting Windows 7, making him fall on the "Upgrade" button] - Accidents Willin't Happen
* [QuackersClocks gives Windows 7 Normal Pills.] - Quackers and Windows
* [Suddenly, Mr. Rabs wakes up. The building around him is destroyed] - That's The Tooth
* [Mr. Rabs jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes] - Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation 
* [The bucket hits a conveniently placed spring] - Quidward Returns
* [Kuromi's head falls off] - Quid's Visit
* [Suddenly, Goo Lagoon's waters are sucked into RongeRob.] - The Good Rabby Name
* [Mr. Rabs and RongeRob are sitting in Jellyfish fields] - The Mr. Rabs Movie 
* [Mr. Rabs flies off into the sky once more.] - Invisirabs
* [Suddenly, Mr. Zabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 fly in through the ceiling] - NauticalSponge's Trial 
* [Mr. Rabs gives SpongeRob a free Rabby Patty.] - The Quackers Plot 
* [CowCowManManThingIt lands on Mr. Rabs 2.0s' car windows.] - RabsRabsZabsZabsThingIt
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] - The Ghetto Mr. Rabs Show
* [Evil Mr. Rabs laughs evilly.] - Patented Skill Issue
* [Mr. Zabs runs as fast as he can from Big D Randy.] - Road Work Ahead
* [Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0 takes one of the bubbles and the transition stops. He then proceeds to mold it into a car, and drives off, leaving the rest of the gang behind] - Animany's Freakout
* [The gang suddenly appears, and they all jump in the air before freezing] - The Cat.
* [Cut to black. Transition to RabsFinale, w/ Lap Steel.]
* Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious! 
* RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of? 
* Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit- RongeRob: D-dog semen? 
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
* RongeRob: I can't believe you would do that, Apu!
* Kanye West: Let's just go home.
* [They all walk to their house.]
* Mr. Rabs: I can't believe Apu would do that!
* Kuromi: I agree. It's unforgivable.
* Tutweezy: We should just leave this in the past.
* Mr. Zabs: Were you ever in this show?
* Tutweezy: Not until now.
* [The background characters all walk home, and now it's just Mr. Rabs, RongeRob and the gang.]
* Mr. Rabs. Well, I guess this is where we part ways.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Farewell, Mr. Rabs. It's been fun.
* [The two shake hands.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: This was really fun. I'll miss going on all these adventures with you guys.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. (Chuckles.)
* Mr. Zabs: Goodbye, Mr. Rabs.
* [The three walk away.]
* Mr. Labs: It was nice to be here for awhile, even if it wasn't that long.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah. Well, Mr. Rabs, see you on the flipside.
* [They shake Mr. Rabs hand, and walk away.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it's just us two.
* RongeRob: Yeah.
* [The two start to walk together, to The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: You know, RongeRob, I never imagined it would end like this. After all we've been through, all the laughs, all the adventures.
* SpongeBob: Yeah. Even if Then bends has his reasons, so sudden? I mean, it's only been, like 6 months!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
* [They reach the Patty Shack. It is now sunset.]
* RongeRob: Well, I guess this is where I leave you, Mr. Rabs. It's been real.
* Mr. Rabs: Take care of yourself, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob walks off into the sunset.]
* [Despite the uncertainty of what lay ahead, Mr. Rabs' knew one thing for certain: he would carry the memories of their adventures together with him always, a testament to the bonds they had formed and the journey they had shared. With that thought in mind, Mr. Rabs pushed open the door to The Patty Shack and stepped inside, ready to face whatever the future held. Cut to black.]
* [Fade from black.]
* Mr. Zabs: That ending was really rushed, huh? 
* [The camera nods.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Well, I have some good news for you! Did any of you like "The Mr. Rabs Show?" 
* [The camera says "no."] 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, well that's too bad. I just wanted to announce that ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING, CELEBRATING 1 YEAR OF THE MR. RABS SHOW! 
* Kuromi: Don't get your hopes up, look at Then bends' track record, after all!
* [Cut to to Mr. Rabs inviting everybody inside his house.]
* Mr. Rabs: Come on In, everybody.
* [They come inside.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, I'm gonna get something. Just wait a moment.
* [A couple seconds go by.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, how long are we gonna wait here?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. It could be a minute.
* Narrator: One Minute Later...
* [Cut back to Mr. Rab's House.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright guys, come outside!
* [The gang opens the doors, and are stunned.]
* Mr. Labs: Oh my god! A Limo?
* Mr. Rabs: Yup! Now what do you say? Let's hop inside.
* All: Yay!
* [The gang hops inside of the limo, and it starts to drive to the awards show.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How'd Mr. Rabs convince Then bends to do this? I mean, can you actually believe we're actually going to the Rabs Awards? It's like a dream come true! 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Absolutely! This is going to be the highlight of the year, and it's only May... and it's already May...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I hope they have good foods.
* Mr. Zabs: Food, schmood. Why is that the first thing you think of?
* Mr. Labs: Woah, woah, Mr. Zabs! Let's not start anything, after all, we all know that food is yummy!
* Break: Amen, Brother!
* Mr. Rabs: Who are you?
* Break: You haven't noticed? I've been driving this limo the whole time.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, what kind of food do you think they'll have?
* Mr. Blabs: Who cares about food when there's an awards show to attend?
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, settle down, everyone. Let's not argue over food. We'll find out soon enough.
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah, I suppose you're right. Sorry for being like that.
* Mr. Zabs: Me too. I just hope they have something other than stale popcorn. Yuck!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I just hope they have enough seats. I don't want to stand through the whole thing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Don't worry, guys. Mr. Rabs made sure to reserve a spot for each of us.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: How did you even get us here, anyway?
* Mr. Rabs: Well... it all started with...
* [Flashback. Then bends knocks on Mr. Rabs' door.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going? 
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted. 
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair! 
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules. 
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now? 
* Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show. 
* Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"! 
* Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye. 
* [Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
* [Cut to Then bends.]
* Then bends: I can't believe I did that! What an idiot! That was my most popular show, gone! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
* [Mr. Rabs mopes upstairs, still deeply saddened about the unexpected cancellation of the show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Goodnight, world! I'll see you tomorrow.
* Narrator: Later...
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
* [Suddenly, RongeRob walks out of the kitchen]
* RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Rabs!
* [Everybody looks at him. They all look dejected.]
* RongeRob: [In a confused, yet sad tone] What happened?!
* Mr. Rabs: Then bends canceled the show!
* RongeRob: W-what! How could he do such a thing.
* Mr. Rabs: He said it was about some stupid writing bullshit!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob gets an idea]
* RongeRob: Everyone! Don't be so sad! I think I have a good idea for our one last adventure!
* Mr. Zabs: And what would that be?
* RongeRob: It's simple! We should reunite with everbody we've met on the show, and maybe go out for Ice Cream or something!
* Mr. Blabs: That's a great idea!
* Mr. Labs: And who doesn't like Ice Cream!
* Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, Nelly. There's one issue with your plan.
* RongeRob: And what would that be?
* Mr. Rabs: We don't know everybody we've met! It's been two seasons, and so many new characters since last time!
* RongeRob: Well, I found this old phone book! We could call them, and ask them to come over.
* Mr. Rabs: Great idea, boy!
* Narrator: What follows is a brief montage.
* [Montage of them calling everybody]
* Narrator: We hope you enjoyed this brief montage.
* [Cut to a shot of every character which previously appeared in the show, following the gang, and RongeRob in front.]
* Mr. Rabs: So, RongeRob. Where should we get Ice Cream?
* RongeRob: Apu's opened up a cool store near by!
* Mr. Rabs: Where?
* RogneRob: On "Near By Lane".
* Mr. Rabs: Oh.
* [They all walk in the street until reaching Apu's store.]
* Apu: Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart Ice Cream store.
* RongeRob: Ok! I have a lot of people here. So um, this might take awhile.
* Mr. Rabs' Gang: Thank god you already have our flavors! This shouldn't take too long!
* Apu: Not to worry.
* RongeRob: Ok, um, what do you want, IShowSpeed?
* [IShowSpeed whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Doctor #1?
* [Doctor #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Alright. thank you. What would you like, Mrs. Krusty?
* [Mrs. Krusty whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you kids like?
* [The children whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. President?
* [Joe Biden whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: [Whispering to himself] Phony... And what would you like, Lebron?
* [LeBron James whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Principal?
* [The Principal whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Angel Purple Mr. Rabs?
* [Angel Purple Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Devil Purple Mr. Rabs?
* [Devil Purple Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Rabs Sr.?
* [Mr. Rabs Sr. whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mrs. Rabs?
* [Mrs. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, you're my friend! I already know what you would want!
* Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Thanks, buddy.
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Job Interviewer?
* [The Job Interviewer whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And you don't like Ice Cream, Squidward. What would you like Mr. Krabs?
* [Mr. Krabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeBob?
* [SpongeBob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Geeks?
* [The Geeks whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: وماذا تريد يا أسامة?
* [Osama bin Laden whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And you DON'T get any Ice Cream, for being a bad boy, Evil Mr. Rabs! Neither do you, Plankton! (Episode). And what would you like, Guy Fieri?
* [Guy Fieri whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Doctor?
* [The Doctor whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Nurses?
* [The Nurses whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, QuackersClocks?
* [QuackersClocks whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Patrick?
* [Patrick whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Patrick Not-Star?
* [Patrick Not-Star whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And you won't get anything, SF99.
* SF99: What! How come?
* RongeRob: You destroyed city like a week ago.
* [SF99 makes a sad face and walks away.]
* RongeRob: You and Dake won't get anything either, Quandale. Also, how did you get here?
* Quandale Dingle: We have our ways.
* [RongeRob looks at them, suspicious, and walks away]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Messi?
* [Messi whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeTom?
* [SpongeTom whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Dedenne Guy?
* [Dedenne Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Seth MacFarlane, you're an ass, so nothing for you.
* Seth MacFarlane: Aw, man!
* [RongeRob walks away from him]
* RongeRob: I'll see you in hell, Vern and Johnny. And what would you like, Cleveland Brown?
* [Cleveland Brown whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Donald Trump, our one and only true president?
* [Donald Trump whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, loyal Customers #1 and #2?
* [The Customers whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: 9 + 10 Kid, tsk tsk tsk. And what would you like, Muscle Man?
* [Muscle Man whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Teenager?
* [Teenager whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Jim, tsk tsk tsk. And what would you Quidward's Ghost?
* Quidward's Ghost: I want revenge!
* RongeRob: They don't serve that here, sorry. And you Thugs suck! Nothing for you! And what would you like, SpongeBob Returns?
* [SpongeBob Returns whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Burger Beard and birds?
* [Burger Beard, Kyle and David whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Squiddard?
* [Squiddard whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Receptionist?
* [The Receptionist whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Nr. Nabs... or is it Mr. Nabs? I don't know
* Mr. Nabs: It's MISTER Nabs! MISTER!!!!
* [Mr. Nabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Sorry you couldn't make it, Ian and Antown.
* [He places his frycook hat on his chest for 5 seconds whilst looking down, than walks away]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Cashier?
* [The Cashier whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Fred?
* [Fred whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper, but as RongeRob walks away, he steps on Fred's leg]
* Fred: My leg!
* RongeRob: Oh, sorry Fred!
* [He walks away, stepping on Fred's leg again]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Kuromi?
* [Kuromi whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like....
* [He takes on quick glance at EDP445, who is licking his lips at the sight of Kuromi]
* RongeRob: Actually, nevermind.
* [He walks away, distressed]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Cop #1?
* [Cop #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And you aren't getting anything, Vincent Waller. And what would you like, What Zit Tooya?
* What Zit Tooya: I'll tell you what I want! I want my job back!
* RongeRob: Aw! Maybe you'll get that someday!
* [He walks away]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Nicolas Carr, music editor for SpongeBob?
* [Nicolas Carr whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Dr. Fortnite B. Science?
* [Dr. Fortnite B. Science whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And you're gross, Utrenkl.
* [Utrenkl makes a sad face, and RongeRob walks away]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Police Officer #1?
* [Police Officer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Znail Fail?
* Znail Fail: I'd just like to critique this final episode. I think that-
* [Suddenly, a giant Evil Mr. Rabs steps on him]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeGlock w/ Legs?
* [SpongeGlock w/ Legs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, NauticalSponge?
* [NauticalSponge whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Then bends, thanks for canceling the show!
* Then bends: You're welcome!
* [Everybody looks at Then bends, who nervously shrugs.]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, ItchyBurrito?
* [ItchyBurrito whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Sandy?
* [Sandy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Bubble Bass?
* [Bubble Bass whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob attempts to write down his flavor on a sheet of paper, but due to how complicated it is, he rips it up and throws it out.]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Garfield?
* [Garfield whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Sorry, Dirk Dinkum! You've caused too much Trouble! But what would you like, Springtrap?
* [Springtrap whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Tiger?
* [The Tiger whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 69?
* [Incidental 69 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Old Man Walker?
* [Old Man Walker whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Sorry, Nermal! You've caused too much Trouble! But what would you like, Baku?
* [Baku whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Rain Cloud?
* [Rain Cloud whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 70?
* [Incidental 70 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Mailman?
* [The Mailman whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: It's no fair you kicked the gang out of Crack Island, Manager dude!
* Manager: He... He was so rude!
* RongeRob: And you're so woke! Hmmph!
* [He walks away]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Kanye West?
* [Kanye West whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, AI Kanye?
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I-
* RongeRob: Thank you very much, Kanye. And what would you like, Mr. Rabs Grandma?
* [Mr. Rabs Grandma whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeRob?
* [SpongeRob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Amberal ert?
* [Amberal ert whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Jack Black?
* [Jack Black whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And... yuck, Woke Mr. Rabs! And what would you like, Primitive Rabs, and Evil Primitive Rabs?
* [The Primitive Rabs whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, The Inferior Mr. Rabs?
* [The Inferior Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Kid #1?
* [Kid #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
* [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Squilliam Fancyson The Third?
* [Squilliam whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Customer #1?
* [Customer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Health Inspector Yellowtail Andy?
* [Andy Yellowtail whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail?
* [Sir Urchin and Snail Fail whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And- no way, Jose! You're not getting anything, Evil Employee!
* [He walks away]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Fat Guy #1?
* [Fat Guy #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Person in Desk #1?
* [Person in Desk #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Dentist Lady?
* [Dentist Lady whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Tippy Tinkletrousers! You're a bad, bad man! But what would you like, Tricky Dick?
* [Tricky Dick whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Homeless Guy?
* [The Homeless Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, PyroLego?
* [PyroLego whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Guy Employee?
* [Guy Employee whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Larry the Lobster?
* [Larry the Lobster whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Gary?
* [Gary meows into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 107?
* [Incidental 107 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Salesman?
* [The Salesman whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Mayor?
* [The Mayor whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Orphan #1?
* [Orphan #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Dad inc?
* [Dad inc whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Fat Guy #1?
* [Fat Guy #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And for trying to destroy the world as we know, you get nothing, SpingeBill!
* SpingeBill: Aw, man!
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Cashier Guy?
* [Cashier Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mall Officer #1?
* [Mall Officer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, EmpLemon?
* [EmpLemon whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Dog Huh?
* Dog Huh: Huh?
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Brody Foxx?
* [Brody Foxx whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, My Melody?
* [My Melody whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And for being such a cutie, you can have two!
* [Cut to Kuromi, sad]
* KuromI: T-two?
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Phineas and Ferb?
* [Phineas and Ferb whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, SongBob?
* [SongBob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Jury Members and Judge?
* [They whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Store Clerk?
* [The clerk whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, CowCowManManThingIt?
* [CowCowManManThingIt whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you two Ghetto fellas like?
* [Ghetto Mr. Rabs and Ghetto RongeRob whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Snoop Dogg?
* [Snoop Dogg whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 49A?
* [Incidental 49A whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Beast?
* [Mr. Beast whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, CEO Guy?
* [The CEO Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, John?
* [John whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mable?
* [Mable whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Government Person?
* [The Government Person whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 41?
* [Incidental 41 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Big D. Randy?
* [Big D. Randy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Animany?
* [Animany whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Tit's Ghost?
* [Titus's Ghost whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Funeral Guy?
* [The Funeral Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Hotdog Stand Guy?
* [The Hotdog Stand Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Pizza?
* [Mr. Pizza whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: And finally, what would you like, Windows 7?
* [Windows 7 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Alright! That's everyone! Now, to walk all the way back to the front!
* [He walks all the way to the front for 16 minutes.]
* Apu: So, uh, what flavors?
* RongeRob: We have-
* Narrator: 2000 Years Later...
* RongeRob: And finally, One... YOUTUBE POOP FLAVOR? Really, Windows 7?
* [RongeRob gives Windows 7 an angry glance, and he shrugs, nervously]
* Apu: Oh, I am so sorry. We are out of YouTube Poop flavor.
* RongeRob: Any substitues?
* Apu: We do have Weegee flavor.
* RongeRob: That'll work.
* Apu: I am going to make your order sir. But, uh, what is that thing?
* [The gang, and RongeRob look to see "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" alive and moving".]
* Mr. Eabs: Eh?
* Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Ah, it's good to be back, ahaha!
* Mr. Rabs: Not so fast! What do you think you're doing?
* Apu: Here is your order sir.
* RongeRob: Hey, Apu, you might need to put those in the freezer. I need to talk to the gang, it might take awhile.
* Apu: Not to worry.
* Squiddard, the Choir Boy: It's simple! I'm going to go to that station, and air myself!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Not if we get there first!
* [The gang and RongeRob all run to the station as fast as they can, but the front door is locked]
* RongeRob: No.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It-It can't be
* Mr. Rabs: [Starts sniffling] Oh, I'm ruined!
* [Crying]
* RongeRob: You're already ruined, Mr. Rabs. Your show is about to end and all.
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, but this'll ruin any chance of a revival!
* RongeRob: Oh, yeah!
* [The two roll around crying. Suddenly, Mr. Zabs comes by with a crowbar]
* Mr. Zabs: [Hits the glass door open]
* [The noise makes RongeRob and Mr. Rabs stop moving]
* RongeRob: Heeeyy! The door's open!
* Mr. Rabs: R-really?
* [Mr. Rabs instantly gets a smile on his face]
* Mr. Rabs: Now, let's stop "Squiddard, the Choir Boy"!
* All: Yeah!
* [They all go inside]
* Mr. Rabs: What the? Another locked door?
* [Mr. Zabs attempts to hit the door with the crowbar, however it deflects, hitting him, causing him to faint]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good.
* Mr. Labs: We know that!
* Mr. Blabs: What are we gonna do now? The only button to stop the airing is in there!
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, don't you have emergency broadcast ending software?
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, but I uninstalled it.
* Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Yup! Now, I've finally won! Ahahahhaha!
* [Suddenly, a wire catches on fire, triggering the fire alarm]
* Mr. Labs: What the heck.
* Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Oh shi-
* [Suddenly, all the machinery explodes due to water damage.
* [Silence]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: You did it!
* RongeRob: I really did! YEAH!!!!!
* Mr. Blabs: Now what do you say we go get some Ice Cream!
* [They all run back]
* RongeRob: Apu! Get the Ice Cream out of the freezer!
* Apu: Of course!
* [Apu gets the Ice Cream out of the freezer]
* [Transition to later. Everybody is enjoying their Ice Cream, besides Mr. Zabs, who is absent.]
* Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious!
* RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of?
* Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit-
* RongeRob: D-dog semen?
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
* Narrator: December 17, 2023.
* [Mr. Rabs is scrolling online, and finds out that "The Spongebob and Kuromi Show" exists.]
* Mr. Rabs: What! Just like that? Just barely a month later? He said he was gonna take a TWO MONTH break! That scoundrel!
* [Mr. Rabs stands up.]
* Mr. Rabs: No. I won't let this happen!
* [Mr. Rabs marches over to Then bends' mansion, and slams his hand on the door so hard that it bleeds.]
* Then bends: Hell- OH MY GOD! Are you okay, Mr. Rabs? Your hand is-
* Mr. Rabs: I know my hand is bleeding! How come you could start a new show so soon?
* Then bends: Um... I just kinda felt like it?
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, okay. I understand.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks. I almost thought you were-
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Then bends.]
* Mr. Rabs: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON!
* Then bends: (Scared) WELL, UH, I UH LIKE KUROMI... AND I LIKE SPONGEBOB... AND-
* Mr. Rabs: DO YOU NOT LIKE ME?
* Then bends: NO! OF COURSE I LIKE YOU!
* [Mr. Rabs unhooks Then bends.]
* Then bends: In fact, I already got Mr. Rabs 2.0 to agree to be in the show!
* Mr. Rabs: Really? Well, in that case, you're good to go.
* Then bends: Gee, thanks.
* Mr. Rabs: But, I have a question.
* Then bends: What is it?
* Mr. Rabs: Even though the show didn't last, could we celebrate the anniversary?
* Then bends: Sure!
* Mr. Rabs: Awesome sauce!
* [Flashforward to now.]
* Mr. Rabs: We're here!
* [They step outside the limo.]
* Mr. Zabs: Wow! This is amazing!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey! It's SpongeBob!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wonder what he's saying.
* [Cut to SpongeBob.]
* SpongeBob: Wow! I can't believe we're on the red carpet! I'm not even famous! 
* Patrick: Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here? 
* SpongeBob: Oh yeah! It was insane! It all started a couple months ago.
* [Cut back to the gang.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Wow! That's an..
* [Cut to the line. Tympup A plays.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Enormous line...
* Mr. Eabs: Let's just hope it doesn't take us TOO LONG to get in!
* Mr. Zabs: (doing the potty dance, while sipping on a Super Big Gulp.) Yeah! I need to pee!
* Mr. Rabs: No big rush! We've got enough time!
* Announcer: The door is closing in five minutes. You couldn't have less time!
* Mr. Rabs: Go really qui-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Rabs: -ck.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, he's gone. Let's get in line.
* [The gang (excluding Mr. Zabs) gets in line.]
* Mr. Rabs: Is that who I think it is?
* [He pats the guy's back, and he looks behind, only to see Mr. Rabs, and have an instant smile on his face.]
* Mr. Rabs: RongeRob!
* RongeRob; Mr. Rabs!
* Mr. Rabs: It's been a good minute, hasn't it. How are you doing?
* RongeRob: I'm doing good, how about you?
* Mr. Rabs: I'm-
* [Gun Ricochet]
* Mr. Zabs: I'm ba-ack!
* RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: RONGEROB!!!!
* RongeRob: MR!!! Zabs.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: How come you're here, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Let me tell you the story...
* [Flashback.]
* RongeRob (narrating): It all started on February 29, 2024...
* RongeRob): (Opens his front door, and checks his mailbox) Hmm? What's this?
* [Shot of the letter.]
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs? Gosh, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
* [He opens the envelope.]
* RongeRob: OH MY GOD! INVITED? TO THE RABS AWARDS? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD-
* [He explodes. Flashforward.]
* RongeRob: And that's what happened.
* Mr. Rabs: Huh.
* Mr. Eabs: Haven't we said that a lot?
* Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Flashback.]
* (Rabs In Time)
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened! 
* Past Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Hmm. Well, power it on! See what happens this time.
* (Tenacious Rabs)
* Jack Black: That guy kinda smelled like poop to be honest. 
* [Mr. Rabs, overhearing this, is heartbroken] 
* Mr. Rabs: How could he do this? You were my IDOL!!!!
* [Cut to The Patty Shack] 
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
* (The Mr. Rabs Movie)
* SF99: Fear not, Squiddard! I’ll save you! 
* [SF99 runs towards SpingeBill, and tries to get Squiddard Music outside of his grasp, however, he fails, and is kicked away by SpingeBill] 
* SF99: This is terrible! Who could I call about this? I know! Mr. Rabs! 
* [Cut to The Patty Shack] 
* SF99: And that’s what happened!
* (RabsFinale)
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going? 
* Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted. 
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair! Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened! 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now? 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: I guess you're right, Eabs. We have said that phrase a lot.
* Mr. Zabs: Hold on... Something doesn't feel right. Are we walking into...
* [Shot of Mr. Zabs, with an over exaggerated face.]
* Mr. Zabs: Clip show territory?
* [The gang gasps. Dramatic Impact (2) plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: Oh no! Not clip show territory!
* RongeRob: Hey, guys remember the time Mr. Rabs' was invisible?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah. Wait! No-no-no-no-no-no-
* [Flashback. SpongeTom is opening his door.] 
* SpongeTom: Hello? 
* [He sees a $100 bill] 
* SpongeTom: A $100 bill? 
* [He runs for it, but Mr. Rabs keeps dragging it away from him. SpongeTom trips on his face attempting to get it the final time.] 
* SpongeTom: Aw, man! I was fooled again.
* [Transition to later] 
* SpongeBob: Hey, SpongeRob. Have you heard the news! 
* SpongeRob: Yeah! SpongeVille has been haunted! 
* SongBob: This is terrible! 
* SpongeBob: I know! Who could do such a thing?
* [Transition to later] 
* Mr. Rabs: Now, to haunt Squidward! 
* Squidward: I finally got a fancy date! 
* [He goes outside, dressed in fancy clothes] 
* [Mr. Rabs places a "Nematode" warning on Squidward's car] 
* Squidward: What! My car's been infested with Nematodes? It'll take an hour by foot to get there!
* Mr. Rabs: Ooh. I feel kind of bad. I should stop screwing with people. I'll get Dr. Fortnite B. Science to fix me up!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Blabs: Come on, Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0! You should know better by now!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Sorry! I didn't mean to! It just.. It just happened!
* RongeRob: Remember the time Quidward haunted The Patty Shack?
* [RongeRob covers his mouth. The gang looks at him, angrily.]
* RongeRob: Uh-oh.
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: RongeRob! 
* RongeRob: Yes, Mr. Rabs? 
* Mr. Rabs: It's closing time. 
* RongeRob: I know, but I love it here! Can I stay here for just one night? 
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! I guess you can stay.
* [Transition to later.]
* RongeRob: Something's not right. What is it?
* [He ponders. Suddenly, he hear a noise above.]
* RongeRob: What was that? I'm armed! 
* [He is holding a flashlight] 
* RongeRob: Aw, it was probably just my imagination. 
* [He goes back to sleep.] 
* Quidward: Boo.
* RongeRob: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 
* [He runs out of the cooking area.]
* RongeRob: I've gotta call Mr. Rabs! 
* [He quickly dials on the phone] 
* Mr. Rabs: [Half-asleep] What do you want? 
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs! Quidward's haunting the Patty Shack! 
* Mr. Rabs: QUIDWARD!?!??!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: How come we didn't finish that clip?
* [A big stack of papers falls down out of nowhere.]
* RongeRob: Then bends says that "he didn't want to take up too much space."
* [Another singular paper falls down.]
* RongeRob: And that he's sorry.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I guess that makes it alright.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Remember when SF99 destroyed Bikini Bottom?
* [Flashback.]
* SF99: I'LL MAKE YOU NOT SAY THAT WORD! 
* ItchyBurrito: Uh oh.
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: Dude! We can't show that, and you know that already!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right! (snaps his fingers) sorry about that!
* SF99: Don't ever mention that AGAIN!
* [SF99 smacks Purple Mr. Rabs across the face.]
* Mr. Rabs: Deserved!
* [Purple Mr. Rabs smacks Mr. Rabs across the face.]
* Mr. Zabs: What do we do now?
* Mr. Eabs: We should just wait it out for about...
* [Mr. Eabs checks his watch.]
* Mr. Eabs: Maybe four more lines?
* [They wait.]
* [They still wait.]
* [They keep on waiting.]
* [They finish waiting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well... (He checks his watch) the Clip Show period is almost over. Only about 164 words left.
* RongeRob: That's great!
* Mr. Labs: Wait! I remember something else. What about that time Mr. Rabs had amnesia?
* [Flashback.]
* Doctor #1: Next! 
* [Mr. Rabs walks over into the room] 
* Doctor #1: Hello Sir, how may I help you? 
* Mr. Rabs: Hi. I’ve lost my memory, and don’t know who I am. 
* Doctor #1: I want to see how much memory you have lost. Let’s do a few tests. What is your name? 
* Mr. Rabs: Uhhhh….. 
* Doctor #1: This isn’t good. Nobody’s ever failed the first question. I’m afraid you have “Memory Loss” 
* Mr. Rabs: That’s terrible!
* [Flashforward.]
* RongeRob: I remember that! Remember that time that Kanye West's AI-Twin went on the air?
* [Flashback]
* Mr. Rabs: Hello, Mr. West! 
* AI Kanye: Hello, Rabs. It's great to be here. Before you say anything, let me tell you bout me. My name is Kanye West, and after a long day of work, I go to my Kanye Nest to take a Kanye Rest. I wake up feeling my Kanye Best. Than, I get Kanye Dressed, and put on my Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. I go to church and become Kanye Blessed, Then go to a Hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then I go to school to take a Kanye Test. I forgot to brush my teeth today, did I run out of my Kanye Crest? No, my neighbor stole it. What a Kanye Pest. 
* Mr. Rabs: Uh... Ok.... Now, we're gonna ask you a few questions.
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, I've been experimenting with a new fashion line inspired by intergalactic fruit salad. It's all about blending cosmic kiwis, space strawberries, and moonmelon patterns into my clothing. I believe it's the next evolution of fashion, transcending mere earthly style to embrace the celestial chic. Plus, I'm working on a project to convert my lyrics into hieroglyphics and then translate them into dolphin sounds. Dolphins are the future, man. They're the true connoisseurs of my music, and I'm just trying to keep up with their underwater vibes. So, yeah, haters gonna hate, but I'm busy sculpting the fashion and auditory landscapes of the multiverse! 
* Mr. Rabs: Um... Anyway, people have criticized your new album, Donda 2. What do you think about the hate? 
* AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I saw a squirrel wearing a tiny sombrero, and it got me thinking about the universe, man. Like, are we all just tiny sombrero-wearing squirrels in the grand scheme of things, trying to find our acorns of wisdom in a forest of confusion? And speaking of acorns, have you ever tried making acorn pancakes? It's a game-changer, my friend. So, to answer your question, the hate on Donda 2 is like trying to find a pancake recipe in a forest of sombrero-wearing squirrels. It's a journey, man, a journey. 
* Mr. Rabs: Um... alright, let's cut to a commercial break!
* [Mr. Rabs goes backstage to talk to Purple Mr. Rabs]
* Mr. Rabs: Something's off with Kanye! 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, maybe it's just his bipolar! 
* Mr. Rabs: No, I'm serious! He looks different, he talks different, he SPEAKS differentl! Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good! I'm calling the gang up, now!
* [Flashforward.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I still can't believe Kanye would do that!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, but, you know how we got him?
* Kanye West: Alright so how much will this be? 
* [Flashback.]
* Barg N' Mart Employee: $56.08 
* [Kanye pays for it and goes home, but sees something shocking on his doorstep.] 
* Kanye West: WH-WHA!?? MR. RABS! AND THE... OTHER MR. RABS'! 
* Mr. Zabs: It's Zabs! Mr. Zabs!
* Kanye West: Whatever are you guys doing on my doorstep?! 
* Mr. Rabs: We're trying to ask you something. You've been acting weird lately. What's going on? 
* Kanye West: (Sighs) I'm not going to lie to you. I hired an AI version of me to show up instead because my schedule for today was booked, and I just couldn't say no! 
* Mr. Rabs: It's okay, ye.
* Kanye West: I'm so sorry. How could I ever repay you? 
* Mr. Rabs: There is one thing... 
* [Cut to Mr. Rabs in the recording studio. Mr. Rabs is singing.]
* Kanye West: Wow, you're great! 
* Mr. Rabs: It runs in the family!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Zabs: I still can't believe he didn't know my name!
* Mr. Blabs: I bet he doesn't know my name!
* Mr. Labs: No, he doesn't know my name!
*
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: No, mine!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: No!
* [They all get into a fight.]
* Mr. Nabs: No, my name!
* [The fight stops.]
* Mr. Zabs: Didn't you used to be called "Nr. Nabs?"
* Mr. Nabs: They had to change my name for legal purposes... cause "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" was banned and all.
* RongeRob: Oh yeah! Squiddard! You remember that Mr. Rabs?
* Mr. Rabs: Wh-what? Wh-who's Squiddard? I don't know that guy!
* RongeRob: Oh, really? Let me tell the story.
* [Flashback.]
* RongeRob (narrating): It all started when Squiddard went to get a newspaper!
* Squiddard: (Humming) Hm? What's this? 
* [He picks up a newspaper.] 
* Squiddard: Wh- KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO IS BETTER THAN CHOIR BOYS! This is an outrage! All Choir Boys fans, come forward!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, Then bends!
* [Camera moves up to Then bends, sitting on a chair, floating above the building. Then bends rolls his eyes, and the camera pans back down to Mr. Rabs.]
* Mr. Rabs: Legally, we can't show anymore than that!
* RongeRob: Laws, Schaws! That promise is like a year old!
* Mr. Rabs: We don't break promises around here!
* RongeRob: Oh, okay. I'll tell it differently so nobody'll get mad!
* [Flashback.]
* Squiddard: I'd Like to file a Complaint! Let me speak to the manager! 
* Receptionist: Mr. Rabs! 
* Mr. Rabs: What? 
* Receptionist: Squiddard is here for you! 
* Mr. Rabs: Squiddard, what do you want? 
* Squiddard: I'd like to express my aunguish at the fact you believe the "SpongeBob SquarePants" episode "The Krusty Krab Training Video" is better than "Choir Boys". This has hurt my feelings due to the fact this statement is clearly incorrect. I would like you to reprint the paper, only it saying that "Choir Boys" is the true greater episode. 
* Mr. Nabs: (crying) WHAT A PASSIONATE CHOIR BOY! 
* Mr. Rabs: W-wow Squiddard. I'll make sure to be more careful the next I tackle those opinions.
* Squiddard: Gee, thanks! You know, I thought you'd do something so much worse, like murder me and rape my corpse!
* Mr. Rabs: Why would I do that?
* [They laugh. Flashforward.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Now it's just lame!
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah.
* RongeRob: Oh okay.
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Nabs: What a freaking nerd!
* [Flashforward.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you censored nerd?
* RongeRob: Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0... just... ok?
* [Flashback.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'll kill him 
* [Pulls out a pistol] 
* Squiddard: Woah Nelly! We don't need to go that far! 
* Mr. Rabs: (Shoots him, killing him) I'm so sorry Squiddard. 
* Mr. Nabs: Harsh
* Mr. Rabs (Shoots Mr. Nabs)
* [Cut to The Patty Shack. Mr. Rabs is crying in his office] 
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, What's wrong? 
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, Rongeroy. I killed Squiddard Music, and I can't live with myself anymore!
* RongeRob: Tough. I got a great idea! 
* Mr. Rabs: What is it?
* [Cut to Floaters Cemetary] 
* Mr. Rabs: You want me to...
* [The flashback pauses.]
* RongeRob (narrating): I think we all know how this goes.
* [Cut to later.]
* Squiddard Music: Mr. Rabs? What are you doing on top of me? 
* Mr. Rabs: Oh, nothin! (Whispering: It worked!) 
* [RongeRob winks]
* Squiddard Music: Thanks for reviving me Rabs! How could I repay you? 
* Mr. Rabs: By never talking about this moment again. 
* Squiddard Music: Will do!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: What a story.
* SpongeBob: What's taking so long in this line!
* RongeRob: Oh, hey, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: What's up, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Just been listenin' to some memories... you know, fill 'er with filler?
* SpongeBob: I get you.
* RongeRob: So, why are you here? And why are you here with Patrick and Kuromi?
* SpongeBob: It's a long story. Let me explain.
* [Flashback.]
* SpongeBob (narrating): It all started when... SQUIDWARD CHEATED ON ME!
* SpongeBob: (Gaps) Squidward! 
* Squidward: SpongeBob, wait!! It’s not what it looks like! 
* SpongeBob: I’ll tell you what it looks like! My husband… and my best friend… MAKING OUT? How could you guys? 
* [Slams the door. Cut to Mr. Rabs 2.0's Fancy Guns.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That’s terrible! 
* SpongeBob: I know. I just feel so bad, divorcing Squidward so suddenly. Even if he cheated on me. 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Here’s what you should do...
* SpongeBob (narrating): Mr. Rabs 2.0 wasn't any help, so I asked Patrick...
* Patrick: And I was the hardest I’d ever been!
* SpongeBob (narrating): He wasn't any help either. No duh. So, I asked somebody who had always been reliable for me... Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: I understand what you're going through. I went through a pretty painful divorce with Pearl's Mom. Like you, I was told to bottle it up, And at first, things went well... 
* [Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles] 
* Mr. Krabs: Who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are! 
* [Flash Forward] 
* Mr. Krabs: But after a while... 
* [Flashback. Mr. Krabs is in the park, walking with his pet, Mr. Doodles] 
* Mr. Krabs: Who's a good... 
* [Mr. Krabs collapses, and starts crying. Flash Forward] 
* Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I really think you should see a professional. 
* SpongeBob: Professional Wrestler? 
* Mr. Krabs: No! A Therapist! 
* SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. I'll try it out.
* SpongeBob (narrating): Later, I ran into Squidward, and we talked it out. There was this weird Mike Guy spawning characters in, I don't know what was going on with him.
* Mr. Rabs (narrating): That'll probably be explained in another show!
* SpongeBob (narrating): Hey! I'm the one narrating here. Anyway, a little while later, Squidward moved away...
* SpongeBob: He's moving away...?
* SpongeBob (narrating): And Mr. Krabs was just as shocked as I was...
* Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD IS MOVING!?!?
* SpongeBob (narrating): It was sad for a while...
* SpongeTom: I'm prepared! 
* SpongeBob: YOU CAN'T REPLACE SQUIDWARD! NOBODY CAN! 
* [Runs out crying] 
* SpongeTom: Was it something I said?
* SpongeBob (narrating): But I moved on...
* SpongeBob: (Opens the front door of his Pineapple House, and walks to Bikini Bottom Park, silently. He goes to sit on a bench.) This really is it. 
* [Pause.] 
* SpongeBob: Squidward really is gone, huh. 
* [Cut to Squidward, sitting on a bench in "Compton City Park".] 
* Squidward: I've really moved away from Bikini Bottom, haven't I. 
* [He grabs a Portable CD Player.] 
* [Cut to SpongeBob, who also has a Portable CD Player.] 
* SpongeBob: [Puts a disk, reading "SpongeBob and Squidward's Favorite Songs"!, and starts sniffling. Suddenly, "Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" starts playing. Cut to Squidward, crying on the Compton Bench, listening to the same disk, looking at the night sky. The camera pans up.]
* SpongeBob (narrating): Ooh! Ooh! I almost forgot to mention this! I went to jail!
* Police Officer #1: Aha! 
* SpongeBob: (Sweating) W-what'd you find? 
* Police Officer #1: THIS PEANUT COVERED IN WEED! 
* SpongeBob: (Craps his pants) I got diarrhea! 
* Police Officers #2: Tell it to the Judge, SquarePants! 
* [They throw him into the back of the Police Car] 
* SpongeBob: I didn't do anything! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
* SpongeBob (narrating): You probably know how that went...
* [Cut to the Prison. SpongeBob is in the shower, cleaning himself. Suddenly, he drops a bar of soap on the ground.] 
* SpongeBob: Whoops! I'd better get that! 
* [Suddenly, Muscular prisoners appear around him.] 
* Buff Dude Prisoner: You gonna get that? 
* SpongeBob: Uh oh.
* SpongeBob (narrating): So I escaped!
* SpongeBob: There it is! My chance to escape! 
* [He hops out, and cautiously to avoid Security, and is able to successfully get out.] SpongeBob: I did it!... I DID IT! WOOO-HOOO!! YEAH!!!
* SpongeBob (narrating): Turns out that Bubble Bass incriminated me! So, me and Patrick confronted him.
* Mama Bass: Hello? 
* SpongeBob: I'm looking for a "Bubble Bass." 
* Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS! 
* Bubble Bass: (From basement.) What do you want, mom! 
* Mama Bass: Somebody's here for you! 
* [Bubble Bass comes upstairs.] 
* Bubble Bass: (Gasps) SpongeBob! 
* SpongeBob: Bubble Bass. I know what you did. You put a Grass covered Peanut inside of my house, and then told the Cops I had weed to get me arrested! 
* Bubble Bass: OKAY! It's true. But guess what, you have no evidence! 
* SpongeBob: Oh, really? (He Pulls out a Tape recorder from his back pocket.) 
* Bubble Bass (on tape Recorder): OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true. OKAY! It's true. 
* Bubble Bass: Uh oh.
* SpongeBob (narrating): That's just Season 1a! Wait till we-
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: If you say one more word I'm going to scream.
* [SpongeBob awkwardly slinks into the shadows.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm tired of all the filler clipshow nonsense! When will we get to the awards show?
* Mr. Rabs: Then bends won't let us go until it's been 5 minutes until the announcer said there was 5 minutes left.
* Then bends: Sorry, guys! Just trying to be accurate!
* Mr. Labs: Oh, please! "The Deez Nuts Episode" has at least 20 spelling mistakes!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Hey guys, don't fight! The show is about to-
* Mr. Rabs: Well, it seems like we're running out of lines here.
* RongeRob: Yeah, it's been quite the ride though.
* Mr. Zabs: Indeed.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hey, did anyone notice how the weather's been lately?
* Mr. Labs: Not really, been too busy reminiscing.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, but it's probably sunny, like always.
* RongeRob: I could use some sun.
* Mr. Zabs: Guys, we've got like, what, 15 words left?
* Mr. Rabs: Well, let's count them down.
* All: 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
* [Fireworks burst off in the background.]
* Announcer: The Rabs Awards have started!
* Usher: Ticket. please.
* Mr. Rabs: Here you go!
* Usher: Alright, go in.
* [They go inside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, could I come in?
* Usher: Sorry, the show has already started.
* [The Usher goes inside, and slams the door.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh no you don't!
* [Cut to the inside.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! This place is beautiful! Could you believe it took us 15 pages just to get here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's a lot.
* RongeRob: At least Mr. Rabs 2.0 hasn't even mentioned Trump once!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, Trump! I'm a big fan of him! This one time I-
* (Mr. Rabs 2.0 keeps yapping in the background.)
* Mr. Rabs: (Sarcastically) Thanks, RongeRob.
* [RongeRob lightly chuckles.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, guys! Look who I found!
* IShowSpeed: Hi.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh my god! IShowSpeed!
* Mr. Eabs: We're like... HUGE FANS OF YOU!!!!!!!!
* IShowSpeed: Thanks! I'm a huge fan of you guys as well.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: How come you aren't so chaotic.
* IShowSpeed: That's just how I act on film.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I see.
* [Suddenly, they hear a noise above.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, do you guys hear that?
* [The gang continues to converse, confused about the noise above (although their conversation is not heard.) Pan above.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Smashing a Jackhammer onto the ceiling) Why won't this work?
* [He sees a box labeled "Stuff you can break ceiling with".]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm...
* [Montage: "The Pollywog Strut" plays. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a balloon hammer and tries to break the ceiling, to no avail.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Why won't this stupid ceiling break?! It's like it's made of titanium or something!
* [He lets go of the hammer, and it starts to fly up the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What?
* [Transition to Later. He picks up a flamethrower, and tries to melt the ceiling, but the fire ends up reflecting off the ceiling and burning his head. Drama Link (D) plays.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Youch! Stupid flamethrower! Why did I think this would work?!
* [Pollywog Strut plays again. Evil Mr. Rabs grabs a power drill and starts drilling into the sky, creating a vortex in the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the?
* [Transition to latter.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ugh! This is ridiculous! Why won't anything go my way?!
* [Pan left to "Bombs R' Us."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Grins evilly to the camera) Hmm...
* [Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Let's get some grub!
* [They go to the food area, where the see SpongeBob, Patrick, and Kuromi.]
* RongeRob: Oh hey, guys! We haven't seen you in a couple minutes... or seconds? I don't know. Anyway, how have you guys been?
* SpongeBob: I've been doing fine, like I said 100 lines ago.
* Mr. Zabs: Well, how about Patrick and Kuromi, they haven't said anything, have they.
* Patrick: Well, I said "Yeah, and can you even believe how we got here" awhile back.
* KuromI: I haven't said anything yet. Damn it! I wasted my first line on that!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Can you believe we were even arguing over food earlier!
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, this looks delicious!
* [Shot of a bunch of yummy food. Makes you hungry, huh?]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Guys, it's just McDonalds.
* Mr. Blabs: McDonalds? That reminds me!
* [The background fades out and turns white. "Feel It" from "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test" begins to play.]
* Mr. Blabs: This episode is sponsored by McDonald's! At McDonald's, they value their employees and customers. Not only do they serve delicious food, just like the food that was just on screen, but they also prioritize quality service. Just last week, I swung by my local McDonald's for a quick bite, and let me tell you, the experience was top-notch.
* [Flashback.]
* McDonald's Employee: Hello, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
* Mr. Blabs: Absolutely. I'd like a... Big Mac... Medium Fries... and a... Dr. Pepper!
* McDonald's Employee: Alright thank you, we'll get that order ready right quick.
* [Transition. Text read "4 minutes later..." appears.]
* McDonald's Employee: Here you go!
* Mr. Blabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Mr. Blabs takes a bite of the food.]
* Mr. Blabs: So good!
* [As he continues to eat, he talks to the audience.]
* Mr. Blabs: So whether you're looking for a quick and affordable meal, craving some McNuggets, or just want to indulge in the joy of a Happy Meal, McDonald's has got you covered. And here's a special treat from the gang and I: use the promo code "RABSAWARDS2024" on your next visit for a free meal! Remember, I'm lovin' it! Now, back to The Rabs Awards!
* [The background goes back to normal.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Anyway, now that we've got our food we should probably sit down.
* [They go to the seating area, but find all the seats are filled.]
* Kuromi: Aw, man! There's no seats left!
* Mr. Zabs: Not to worry!
* [Mr. Zabs runs into the storage closet.]
* SpongeBob: How long is that closet?
* Mr. Rabs: Pretty long I've heard. He probably won't be out for another ho-
* [Mr. Zabs breaks through the door with 69 chairs. He throws them all on the ground.]
* Mr. Eabs: Wow! That's a lot of chairs!
* Patrick: I never knew you were that fast, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Zabs: I'm always fast. Now, let's eat!
* [They begin to eat]
* Narrator: Meanwhile, with Evil Mr. Rabs...
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, sir. Does this place sell bombs?
* Bomb Dude: No duh. How many bombs do you want?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I want a bomb I can strap onto myself that won't kill me!
* Bomb Dude: Here you go! One "Unkillable 69,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm tired of these 69 jokes! So immature!
* Bomb Dude: ....One "Unkillable 70,000"
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Gee, thanks!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks outside.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: With this bomb, I can kill everybody! (Evil Laughter) Now, to get inside.
* [Sponge Burgler plays. Cut back to the Awards.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, we're almost done. I think we should get going.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, the show is about to start.
* Mr. Zabs: I thought it started...
* [Pause.]
* [Still pause.]
* [Third pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: 100 lines ago!
* Mr. Rabs: All that filler just for that joke? Really, bends?
* Mr. Eabs: Anyway, we should probably get seated at the awards show.
* [The gang goes to their seats, with RongeRob, SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* Announcer: Welcome to "The Rabs Awards!" with your host... Then bends!
* [Then bends walks on stage.]
* Then bends: Hey, everyone! I know I've been around for awhile outside and stuff, but I'm the host! (Awkward laughter) but... um, yeah, let's get this started! Before we do that, though, let's take a moment to reflect on all the years we've lost over the years. 
* [Award Winners A (low pitched) begins to play, and a screen lowers.]
* [The screen says "In Memory of 2023. 2023-2023." The screen says "In Memory of 2022. 2022-2022." The screen says "In Memory of 2021. 2021-2021." The screen says "In Memory of 2020. 2020-2020." The screen says "In Memory of 2019. 2019-2019."]
* Then bends: (Looks down) Yeah, this might take awhile.
* [The screen says "In Memory of 2018. 2018-2018." The screen says "In Memory of 2017. 2017-2017." The screen says "In Memory of 2016. 2016-2016." The screen says "In Memory of 2015. 2015-2015." The screen says "In Memory of 2014. 2014-2014." The screen says "In Memory of 2013. 2013-2013." The screen says "In Memory of 2012. 2012-2012." The screen says "In Memory of 2011. 2011-2011." The screen says "In Memory of 2010. 2010-2010." The screen says "In Memory of 2009. 2009-2009." The screen says "In Memory of 2008. 2008-2008." The screen says "In Memory of 2007. 2007-2007." The screen says "In Memory of 2006. 2006-2006." The screen says "In Memory of 2005. 2005-2005." The screen says "In Memory of 2004. 2004-2004." The screen says "In Memory of 2003. 2003-2003." The screen says "In Memory of 2002. 2002-2002." The screen says "In Memory of 2001. 2001-2001." The screen says "In Memory of 2000. 2000-2000." The screen says "In Memory of 1999. 1999-1999." The screen says "In Memory of 1998. 1998-1998." The screen says "In Memory of 1997. 1997-1997." The screen says "In Memory of 1996. 1996-1996." [The screen says "In Memory of 1995. 1995-1995." The screen says "In Memory of 1994. 1994-1994." The screen says "In Memory of 1993. 1993-1993." The screen says "In Memory of 1992. 1992-1992." The screen says "In Memory of 1991. 1991-1991." The screen says "In Memory of 1990. 1990-1990." The screen says "In Memory of 1989. 1989-1989." The screen says "In Memory of 1988. 1988-1988." The screen says "In Memory of 1987. 1987-1987." The screen says "In Memory of 1986. 1986-1986." The screen says "In Memory of 1985. 1985-1985." The screen says "In Memory of 1984. 1984-1984." The screen says "In Memory of 1983. 1983-1983." The screen says "In Memory of 1982. 1982-1982." The screen says "In Memory of 1981. 1981-1981." The screen says "In Memory of 1980. 1980-1980." The screen says "In Memory of 1979. 1979-1979." The screen says "In Memory of 1978. 1978-1978." [The screen says "In Memory of 1977. 1977-1977." The screen says "In Memory of 1976. 1976-1976." The screen says "In Memory of 1975. 1975-1975." The screen says "In Memory of 1974. 1974-1974." The screen says "In Memory of 1973. 1973-1973." The screen says "In Memory of 1972. 1972-1972." The screen says "In Memory of 1971. 1971-1971." The screen says "In Memory of 1970. 1970-1970." The screen says "In Memory of 1969. 1969-1969." The screen says "In Memory of 1968. 1968-1968." The screen says "In Memory of 1967. 1967-1967." The screen says "In Memory of 1966. 1966-1966." The screen says "In Memory of 1965. 1965-1965." The screen says "In Memory of 1964. 1964-1964." The screen says "In Memory of 1963. 1963-1963." The screen says "In Memory of 1962. 1962-1962." The screen says "In Memory of 1961. 1961-1961." The screen says "In Memory of 1960. 1960-1960." The screen says "In Memory of 1959. 1959-1959." The screen says "In Memory of 1958. 1958-1958." The screen says "In Memory of 1957. 1957-1957." The screen says "In Memory of 1956. 1956-1956." The screen says "In Memory of 1955. 1955-1955." The screen says "In Memory of 1954. 1954-1954." The screen says "In Memory of 1953. 1953-1953." The screen says "In Memory of 1952. 1952-1952." The screen says "In Memory of 1951. 1951-1951." The screen says "In Memory of 1950. 1950-1950." The screen says "In Memory of 1949. 1949-1949." The screen says "In Memory of 1948. 1948-1948." The screen says "In Memory of 1947. 1947-1947." The screen says "In Memory of 1946. 1946-1946." The screen says "In Memory of 1945. 1945-1945." The screen says "In Memory of 1944. 1944-1944." The screen says "In Memory of 1943. 1943-1943." The screen says "In Memory of 1942. 1942-1942." The screen says "In Memory of 1941. 1941-1941." The screen says "In Memory of 1940. 1940-1940." The screen says "In Memory of 1939. 1939-1939." The screen says "In Memory of 1938. 1938-1938." The screen says "In Memory of 1937. 1937-1937." The screen says "In Memory of 1936. 1936-1936." The screen says "In Memory of 1935. 1935-1935." The screen says "In Memory of 1934. 1934-1934." The screen says "In Memory of 1933. 1933-1933." The screen says "In Memory of 1932. 1932-1932." The screen says "In Memory of 1931. 1931-1931." The screen says "In Memory of 1930. 1930-1930." The screen says "In Memory of 1929. 1929-1929." The screen says "In Memory of 1928. 1928-1928." The screen says "In Memory of 1927. 1927-1927." The screen says "In Memory of 1926. 1926-1926." The screen says "In Memory of 1925. 1925-1925." The screen says "In Memory of 1924. 1924-1924." The screen says "In Memory of 1923. 1923-1923." The screen says "In Memory of 1922. 1922-1922." The screen says "In Memory of 1921. 1921-1921." The screen says "In Memory of 1920. 1920-1920." The screen says "In Memory of 1919. 1919-1919." The screen says "In Memory of 1918. 1918-1918." The screen says "In Memory of 1917. 1917-1917." The screen says "In Memory of 1916. 1916-1916." The screen says "In Memory of 1915. 1915-1915." The screen says "In Memory of 1914. 1914-1914." The screen says "In Memory of 1913. 1913-1913." The screen says "In Memory of 1912. 1912-1912." The screen says "In Memory of 1911. 1911-1911." The screen says "In Memory of 1910. 1910-1910." The screen says "In Memory of 1909. 1909-1909." The screen says "In Memory of 1908. 1908-1908." The screen says "In Memory of 1907. 1907-1907." The screen says "In Memory of 1906. 1906-1906." The screen says "In Memory of 1905. 1905-1905." The screen says "In Memory of 1904. 1904-1904." The screen says "In Memory of 1903. 1903-1903." The screen says "In Memory of 1902. 1902-1902." The screen says "In Memory of 1901. 1901-1901." The screen says "In Memory of 1900. 1900-1900.".]
* Then bends: You know what! Let's just, let's just skip to the end!
* [Then bends presses a remote with a red button on it 1,899 times.]
* Then bends: Phew! Anywa-
* [The screen says "And for all the years I forgot to mention, thank you, too. The screen goes back up.]
* Then bends: ANYWAY! Before we get to the good awards, let's start with some stinkers! Worst Show of 2023! (Whispering: No hard feelings.) So, for this year... we have...  "Skibidi Toilet," "The Mr. Rabs Show (just the first two seasons) and...
* [Then bends flips over the Note card.]
* Then bends: That's it. We have "Worst Episode of 2023". For this, we have uh... we have "A Very AI-Generated Christmas," we have- sorry I'm only using my own shows, I just don't want anybody to feel bad. I don't read anything on this Wiki anyway. But, we have uh, almost every episode from the first two seasons of this show, The Mr. Rabs Show. Now, go vote, you! Vote!
* [The gang walks outside, confused.]
* Mr. Labs: How come we didn't vote beforehand?
* SpongeBob: I don't know. It makes no sense.
* Mr. Rabs: We wanted it to be a surprise, I mean... I don't know... bad writing?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, enough Yap, let's vote.
* [The gang picks a choice, along with RongeRob and SpongeBob and his friends.]
* RongeRob: Well, we voted. How long do we have to wait?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: About 10 minutes.
* Mr. Rabs: Heeyyy! Ghetto Mr. Rabs! How you been?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: I been chillin' n stuff, you know how it is.
* Mr. Zabs: You censored shit but mentioned rape earlier. How come?
* Patrick: See, one is-
* Mr. Zabs: Woah, woah! Let's not finish that line! Don't wanna get... how come we always get Fandom mad?
* Mr. Rabs: So, what's been going on lately?
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ah, you know, same old, same old. Just tryna stay low-key and keep my mind elevated.
* Mr. Rabs: Haha, always keepin' it real, I see. Hey, you wanna hit up Ghetto Walter White? He sells Weed instead of Meth!
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Fo' sho'! Ain't nothin' like some good grub after a long day of hustlin'. Count me in, man.
* Mr. Rabs: That's what's up! Let's link up after this shindig and make it happen.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Bet that up! I'll be there, ready to roll like a blunt.
* Mr. Rabs: LOL! You're so funny! So... funny.
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Aight, peace out, Mr. Rabs!
* [The two dap each other up.]
* Mr. Rabs: Nice guy.
* RongeRob: Yeah, and the writing's better for this guy. He used to just sound like any old guy in the show.
* Kuromi: I think I remember watching that a while back!
* [Flashback.]
* [Flashforward.]
* RonggeRob: No! We're not doing this again! Right, guys?
* [The camera nods "no.]
* Kuromi: Oh ok. Anyway, as I was saying...
* [Flashback.]
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: [Opening up The Weed Shack] Another day, another.... gay. 
* Ghetto RongeRob: Hey, Ghetto Mr. Rabs! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh hey, Ghetto RongeRob! We've been running low on stock, so I've got a great idea! 
* Ghetto RongeRob: What's that? 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Ask Snoop Dogg for MOAR Weed! 
* Ghetto RongeRob: That's a great idea! 
* [Transition to Snoop Dogg] 
* Snoop Dogg: No way, man! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: Oh well, I guess I should just give up.
* Narrator: Many Lines Later...
* Incidental 49A: Hello, what would you two like? 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: We need a meeting with the uh... owner of The Plug. 
* Incidental 49A: Oh, I'm sorry. He's booked for the day. 
* Ghetto RongeRob: We need him quick! 
* [Suddenly, Mr. Beast breaks in] 
* Mr. Beast: I will give you one million dollars if you let these two have their meeting! 
* Incidental 49A: Oh, of course! 
* Ghetto Mr. Rabs: (To Mr. Beast) Thanks!
* [Flashforward.]
* Mr. Eabs: You know what? She's right. Ghetto Mr. Rabs was such an NPC... 113 days ago.
* Announcer: Alright, people, come inside as we get your results!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, we gotta go!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Let's hope nothing goes wrong!
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs. He tries to sneak in.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks in the front door.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Uhh... Hi?
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Ow....
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: How could I sneak into this awards show without getting caught?
* [He sees a window.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Ah-ha! I've got it!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs looks around mischievously, before walking over and tiptoeing sideways up the wall.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright... Open Sesame!
* [He opens the window, and jumps inside, however he gets stuck due to his fat.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What the!
* [He tries to push himself.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: That's the third time this week!
* [He pulls himself out.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, let's try something els-
* [Suddenly, he slips off the edge of the Window. He falls into a Dumpster.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Covered in garbage) I've got to get a new agent!
* [Transition to Later. Evil Mr. Rabs is at the costume store.]
* Frank (store owner): Alright, here's your... "Potted Plant Disguise." Let me see your card.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hands his card over.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey, wait a minute! You're Evil Mr. Rabs! You aren't trying to raid that Awards Show now, are you?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! No! I'm just dressing up for.... for Halloween!
* Frank (store owner): It's May, and this was written in February.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: W-well, I-
* [Evil Mr. Rabs steals the costume and runs out.]
* Frank (store owner): Hey!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs turns into a toaster.]
* Frank (store owner): Dang it! I'll catch you one day Evil Mr. Rabs!
* [He runs back into his store. Evil Mr. Rabs goes back to normal.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Phew!
* [Bubble transition.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, this should work!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs claps his hands.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: OSAMA!!!!!
* [The DeLorean falls out of the sky.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this popsicle stand started or something... I don't know that phrase, I'm not white enough.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs jumps in the front seat and starts to drive the DeLorean.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's go... 10 minutes in the past!
* [The DeLorean continues to go forward, and disappears into the fire.]
* Narrator: 10 minutes earlier...
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
* [The DeLorean suddenly appears.]
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Listen! I'm you from the future! To get any of the stupid Time Travel writing out of the way, you're just gonna disappear, okay?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, I mean-
* Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Please?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Of course, Darling!
* [Past Evil Mr. Rabs explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, let's popsicle this blowstand!
* [He puts on the plant disguise, and goes in.]
* Usher: Hey!
* [The Usher blows his whistle.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm a pla-
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Not again!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: (Sitting a Rock.) Well, I'm stumped. I've gotta go to my restaurant, maybe Plankton! (Episode) could help.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks sadly back to his restaurant. Tohoho.... C plays. Cut back to The Awards Show.]
* Then bends: Alright, everyone! So, uh, let's see who won the awards!
* [Nobody claps.]
* Then bends: Tough crowd. Anyway, the winner of the "Worst Show of 2023" Award is... "Skibidi Toilet!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi!
* [Skibidi Toilet walks onto the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Skibidi! How do you feel about winning the "Worst Show of 2023" Award?
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Fascinating! And what do you have to say to your critics who voted for you? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes. 
* Then bends: Insightful words indeed. Now, what are your plans for the future of "Skibidi Toilet"? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Yes Yes, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Thank you, Skibidi, for sharing your thoughts with us. Let's give another round of applause for our winner!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Now we have... we have... let's see here...
* [Then bends pulls out a magnifying glass.]
* Then bends: Ah, yes! The winner of the  "Worst Episode of 2023" Award is... a tie! A tie between Amnesia, Dedenne Guy, iHateDrake, 9 + 10 Kid's Revenge, SpongeBob SquarePants Returns Returns and Squiddard, the Choir Boy!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Then bends from one year to 289 days ago, come up!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago comes up to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Then bends from one year to 289 days ago. How do you feel about the hate on the earlier episodes of your show?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Fuck the haters! They don't know shit about good writing! I poured my heart and soul into those episodes, and all they do is sit there and criticize like they could do any better. Well, let me tell you, they couldn't write a decent script if their lives depended on it! They're just a bunch of whiny, ungrateful assholes!
* Then bends: You're a whiny, ungrateful asshole- I mean, what about the criticism? Do you think there's any validity to it?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Validity? Ha! They wouldn't know good writing if it hit them on top of the head with a coconut! They're probably just jealous of my talent. Yeah, that's it! They wish they could come up with half the stuff I do. But no, they'd rather sit there and tear down other people's work because they're too lazy to create anything themselves.
* Then bends: Well, that's certainly one way to look at it. But don't you think there's room for improvement in your writing?
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Improvement? Are you kidding me? My writing is perfect just the way it is! Those morons wouldn't know genius if it fucked them in the ass! I don't need to change a damn thing!
* Then bends: Alright, bends, I can't anymore! I'm tired of your worthless yapping! Guess what? What you wrote SUCKS! Sucks big, big, big, big, big doggy doo-doo. So PBFTT!!!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, look who's talking! Mr. "I think I'm so great because I'm the current version of Then bends." Well, newsflash, buddy! You're just a less edgy, Anti-Object Show version of me!
* Then bends: At least I know how to.... how to not get banned from The SpongeBob Music Community for homophobia! You're just a stupid Object Show Fan! A stubborn, egotistical jerk who can't handle anyone questioning your so-called "genius"!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: (Gasps) You know that ban was in 2022! And, please! Constructive criticism? More like useless babbling from a talentless hack! You couldn't come up with an original idea if it... if it fucked you in the ass!
* Then bends: You know what? You're just using shock value to cover up your lack of talent. And guess what? It's not working!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Oh, says the guy whose idea of humor is recycled jokes and filler. You think you're so clever, with your long episodes, your effort, your not using ChatGPT to write a 22 line episode instead of writing it yourself! Everything you write is Safe and predictable!
* Then bends: Safe and predictable? Coming from the guy whose idea of innovation is trying to be funny by using swearing? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Never heard of that before!
* [Then bends gets serious for a moment.]
* Then bends: Terrible execution by the way, just saying.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: You're just jealous because I'm not afraid to push the boundaries and challenge the status quo. Unlike you, I'm not afraid to take risks and explore new territory.
* Then bends: Risks? Please! The only risk you're pushing is everybody away from around you! Whatever happened to Squiddard, huh? Whatever happened to him? You two were good friends, and you screwed it all up! Real creativity is about pushing boundaries while still respecting your audience and delivering something of substance. But I guess that's a concept you'll never understand.
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: Squiddard....
* Then bends: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Come on, say something! I'm waiting!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago still doesn't speak.]
* Then bends: Look, I didn't mean...
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: I ruined everything. Squiddard was my friend, and I betrayed him. All for the sake of a cheap laugh. What kind of person does that make me?
* Then bends: It makes you an asshole. But hey, hey! It's alright!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: No, it's not. I have to make things right. I have to apologize to Squiddard, to everyone I've hurt.
* Then bends: Attaboy!
* Then bends from one year to 289 days ago: At not a boy! I must make things right!
* [Then bends from one year to 289 days ago's legs collide and become rocket ship propellers, and he flies out of the building, breaking the ceiling in the process.]
* [Silence.]
* Mr. Rabs: What a half assed apology!
* [Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs. Nude Sting plays. Fade to black.]
* [Fade in from black. Mr. Zabs is in the same black void he was in on Line 94.]
* Mr. Zabs: You're probably wondering what's going on here. Where's the episode? Why is Mr. Zabs talking to me. Well, I have some tough news for you: We've hit a roadblock. There are no more filler segments to distract you from the fact that we're stuck here. No more scenes with Evil Mr. Rabs because his plot has reached a temporary dead end. And no, we're not outside voting or doing anything remotely interesting.
* [Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: What to do now...
* [Mr. Zabs looks around, and finds Kuromi.]
* Mr. Zabs: So, Kuromi, how's it been? 
* Kuromi: Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just floating around in this void, contemplating the meaning of existence. You know, being stuck in this black void with you isn't the worst thing that's happened to me.
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, I'll take that as a compliment. But seriously, I've been thinking about how much this show has evolved over the past year.
* Kuromi: Yeah, I'll admit, it's been entertaining, to say the least. But you've got to admit, some of those episodes were... let's just say, interesting.
* Mr. Zabs: So, what should we do now? 
* Kuromi: Hmm, how about we play a game? I spy with my little eye something... black. 
* Mr. Zabs: Is it the void we're stuck in? 
* Kuromi: Bingo!
* [The two laugh. Pause.]
* Mr. Zabs: This is lame.
* Kuromi: Yeah. Let's go back to The Awards Show!
* Mr. Zabs: Awesome! How do I... let me just.
* [Mr. Zabs grabs a mallet out of nowhere and breaks the screen, transitioning back to The Episode.]
* Narrator: Welcome back to... "The Rabs Awards!"
* [Cut back to the inside. Lap Steel plays.]
* Then bends: Welcome back, everybody! It's been a wild couple of pages. But let's get back to what I do best, hosting awards shows! This time, we'll be doing good awards, and awards that were totally not stolen from this years SLA's! Now, let's see who the nominees are!
* [Then bends looks for the card in his pocket, but can't find it.]
* Then bends: Uh-oh. HEY, CHRIS!
* Chris Chan: WHAT?
* Then bends: YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE CARD!
* Chris Chan: OH. LET ME BRING IT TO YOU NOW!
* [Chris Chan comes from backstage with the card.]
* Then bends: GEE, THANKS!
* Chris Chan: Why are you still yelling at me, I'm right here.
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: You've never thought that clearly in your life. Now back there you, back!
* [Then bends whips Chris Chan, who goes backstage.]
* Then bends; Anyway, for Best Spin-Off, we have "SpongeBob 2," "New Squidward Chat" and... and that's it. For episode of the year, we have "RabsFinale," "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode," and... THE CHRONIC? THE ALBUM BY DR. DRE? This can't be right. But, hey! It's a good album, so that's not important. For Writer of the Year, we have "Mr. Writes-alot," "Homer Simpson" and "SpongeBot678". For Graphic Designer of the Year, we have "Then bends" yours, truly. We have "PrimitiveSponge129" and we have "SpongeGar."
* [Cut to SpongeGar.]
* SpongeGar: Banooga a talia foo!
* [Captions: I'm a genius!]
* Then bends: For Movie of the year, we have "The Mr. Rabs Movie," "Overcrowded" and "The Dark Stewie Movie". For best Company, we have "My asshole llc," "Microsoft" and "Plush Puppy Co". Best Album, we have "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack, "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG, "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My asshole llc, and "The Blue Album" by Weezer. For Best Musical Number in an episode, we have "4:44." That's it. Only 4:44.  For best episode of NEXT year, we have "SpongeBob Meets Garfield," "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult," "Puka A" and.. and "Whelk Attack 2....". Oh, boy! Whelk Attack 2! Anyway, final award is "Best Show." We have....
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "SpongeBob SquarePants."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: "The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show."
* [Drums roll.]
* Then bends: And "The Mr. Rabs Show."  Now, vote, vote, vote!
* [Everybody steps outside.]
* RongeRob: Wow, that's a lot of categories!
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, 10 of them.
* Mr. Labs: Let's see, if the previous amount of words for 2 awards was 257 words, 10 awards would be about...
* [Mr. Labs gets a calculator thrown at him. He catches it and inputs stuff into it.]
* Mr. Labs: 1,285 words!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Is that a lot?
* Mr. Blabs: No duh it's a lot! All of that Trump brain rot's made you dumb!
* SpongeBob: Hey, guys! Let's not get into fights here!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, you're right. SORRY "Mr." Labs.
* Mr. Labs: I'm SOOOO sorry too! Jerkface!
* [Mr. Rabs and Mr. Rabs 2.0 give each other a side-eye.]
* SpongeBob: Wow, they're being so childish... gambino?
* Patrick: Yeah! This is worse than the time Mr. Krabs caught you wearing that magic crown!
* [Cutaway/flashback. SpongeBob is cooking burgers, when suddenly, Mr. Krabs walks in.]
* Mr. Krabs: (gasps) SpongeBob! where'd you get that crown? I told Squidward to get rid of it!
* SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I found it laying in the garbage. I guess he threw it in there.
* Mr. Krabs: Well then throw it back or you're fired!
* SpongeBob: Are you serious?
* Mr. Krabs: Dead serious.
* SpongeBob: Well, you're the boss!
* [Flashforward.]
* SpongeBob: Well, it wasn't my fault! Squidward told me to put it on! And telling somebody to throw it back can have A LOT of meanings!
* Patrick: (giggling) You're so gay!
* SpongeBob: What! I'm not gay!
* Kuromi: Yipe!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: What's Wrong?
* Kuromi: (Angry) My Melo...
* [Cut to a shot of My Melody walking around, happily.]
* Mr. Eabs: What's wrong with her?
* [Kuromi pulls out her Kuromi Note.]
* Kuromi: Kuromi Note Number 69!
* [Flashback. Kuromi Note plays.]
* Kuromi (past)i: I should go to McDonald's today!
* [Transition to Later.]
* Kuromi (past): Hello, McDonald's! Can I have one Grimace Shake?
* McDonald's Employee: Sorry, sir. We're all out of Grimace Shakes.
* Kuromi (past): You have no right to call me sir! And who ordered all the grimace shakes?
* McDonald's Employee: A little rabbit girl, said her name was "Melody."
* [Kuromi becomes frozen in ice. Flashforward.]
* Kuromi: And I couldn't order a single Grimace Shake!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's unjustified resentment.
* RongeRob: Yeah, Kuromi, I think you may be overreacting a little bit.
* Hoopla Kid: 9/11!
* [RongeRob throws a Semi-Truck at Hoopla Kid.]
* Mr. Rabs: Why'd he say that?
* RongeRob: That was the 911th line.
* [Suddenly, My Melody appears behind Kuromi.]
* My Melody: Oh, hi Kuromi!
* Kuromi: Aaah!
* [Kuromi, startled, accidentally throws her Kuromi Note into a Fireplace.]
* My Melody: Oh no! Your book!
* [Kuromi is shocked.]
* My Melody: I'm so sorry about your book! Here, I'll go fix it!
* [My Melody goes away temporarily.]
* Mr. Rabs: She seems harmless. What's got you all worked up? 
* Kuromi: Harmless? Harmless?! That little...
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: It seems like My Melody just wants to be friends. 
* Kuromi: Friends?! Ha! I'd sooner be friends with a cactus!
* [My Melody returns, holding Kuromi's book.] 
* My Melody: Here you go, Kuromi! I fixed it as best as I could. 
* Kuromi: Thanks, I guess. 
* [My Melody skips away.]
* Mr. Rabs: See? She's just trying to be nice. 
* Kuromi: Nice my ass...
* Mr. Zabs: A lot of people have nice'd your ass! Just look up (Breath in)
* [Cut to SMPTE color bars. Cut to the void. Mental Caverns Without Sunshine plays.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, Kuromi. What's up? 
* Kuromi: You've already asked me that! It's... It's just.. GRAAH! I'm so bored of this stupid void!
* Mr. Zabs: Same here. Say, do you have any ideas on how we can pass the time? 
* Kuromi: Hmm, let me think. Ah, I've got it! Let's play some video games. 
* Mr. Zabs: How are we going to do that?
* Kuromi: Leave it to me. Check this out! 
* [Kuromi reaches somewhere above the camera, and grabs an N64.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, where did you get those?
* Kuromi: Don't worry about it. Now, let's get this going.
* [Kuromi and Mr. Zabs set up the console.]
* Mr. Zabs: What game should we play first? 
* Kuromi: How about Super Golden Sigma?
* Mr. Zabs: Pure Epic Sauce! Let's get it going!
* [Kuromi inserts the cartridge.]
* Mr. Zabs: Huh, that's weird. Why isn't it working? 
* Kuromi: Oh no, I think I just realized something. 
* Mr. Zabs: What is it? 
* Kuromi: There are no outlets in the void. We have no way to power the console. 
* Mr. Zabs: Oh no, you're right. We're stuck here with no way to play video games. 
* Kuromi: This is a disaster! What are we going to do now? 
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know. Hey! Maybe we should call a random person!
* Kuromi: Ooh! I know! I saw this in a restroom once! Something about "Cult, Znail Fail Republic" I don't know!
* Mr. Zabs: Sounds cool! What was the number?
* Kuromi: It was 1-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Alright, let me dial it.
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his phone and dials the number.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hello?
* [Cut back to the episode.]
* Mr. Eabs: Don't say things like that, Mr. Zabs.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, that's really crossing a line.
* Mr. Zabs: Whoa, sorry guys, I didn't mean to stir things up. My bad. 
* Kuromi: It's okay, Mr. Zabs. Let's just move on and forget about it.
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, look who it is! 
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: SongBob!
* SongBob: Hi! I brought some friends?
* Mr. Eabs: Ooh! Who'd you bring?	
* SongBob: These retards.
* [Shot of Hamood Habibi and FlowerBob.]
* FlowerBob: Hi!
* Hamood Habibi: مرحبا ايها الاصدقاء.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: So, have either of you two heard of liberals?
* FlowerBob: Liberals? Oh yeah! I hate those guys!
* Hamood Habibi: إنهم حمقى.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wow, SongBob! You've got some smart friends.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, we all hate liberals here!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah! Wait, no I don't.
* Patrick: What's a liberal?
* [Everybody looks at Patrick. Tympup (a)]
* SpongeBob: Liberals are evil people who spread Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus!
* Patrick: Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus? That's terrible!
* SpongeBob: I know.
* [SpongeBob puts his head down, dejected.]
* SpongeBob: But, there's nothing we can do about it.
* SongBob: Yeah. I mean, what kind of fool could like liberals?
* [Pomp and Circumstance plays.]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Right. We have only one true leader, and that is Mr. Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a visionary leader who has single-handedly saved this country from the brink of destruction. His policies have brought prosperity, security, and freedom to all true patriots! And let me tell you, folks, those liberals can't stand it! They'll do anything to undermine our great leader and his accomplishments!
* Others: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: But we won't let them win! We will stand strong together, united in our support for President Trump and the values he represents! We will continue to fight against the liberal agenda and defend our way of life. So let me hear you all say it loud and proud: "Make America Great Again!"
* Others: Make America Great Again!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's the spirit! Together, we will make sure that America remains the greatest nation on Earth, now and forever!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Sniffling) That was beautiful!
* Kuromi: I think I just pissed myself, that was so good.
* All: Happy 1000 lines!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Anyway, SongBob. Thank you for showing up. Without you, we wouldn't have heard Mr. Rabs 2.0's beautiful speech! I don't think I'm gay anymore, in fact.
* SpongeBob: We've already done that plot point with me!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right.
* SongBob: I'm just glad we were here for such a historic moment!
* Hamood Habibi: نحن على النار الليلة!
* FlowerBob: Oh, no! I don't wanna be on fire!
* SongBob: You're not on fire, FlowerBob! You silly goose!
* [SongBob pets FlowerBob's head.]
* SongBob: He just means we're making good choices, being here n' such.
* Hamood Habibi: نعم! آسف إذا كنت الخلط بينك!
* FlowerBob: It's okay, Hamood.
* [They go back to doing their own thing.]
* Mr. Blabs: How come they could understand Hamood? For Osama, we all speak arabic just for him.
* Mr. Labs: I don't know, but Mr. Rabs 2.0, you're so smelly!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, at least I have a job! DOOKIEHEAD!
* Mr. Labs: Oh yeah? Well, at least I don't sell guns, FARTBRAIN!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: At least I'm not a nerd, ASSHAT!
* Mr. Labs: At least I can use a calculator, Dabs!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It's Rabs, you Poopy Head!
* Mr. Labs: Whatever, Dabs, Blabs, Rabs, you're all the same to me!
* Mr. Rabs: (gasps) You take that back, you pocket-protector protector protector wearing geek!
* SpongeBob: Guys, guys! Let's not fight. Remember, we're all here to celebrate the Rabs Awards!
* Mr. Labs: No! I'm not taking that back! I'm not even a nerd! I just brought this calculator this ONE time and you all call me a nerd!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates!
* [The two get into a big fight.]
* Cop #1: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, son. I'm gonna have to arrest you two if you don't stop fighting!
* [The two suddenly stop. Hooka plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: I'm sorry, Mr. Labs. You're not really a nerd, and I know that.
* Mr. Labs: I'm sorry, Mr. Rabs. Your names really are confusing.
* [They shake hands.]
* Cop #1: Hmm... okay... but, if I see you do ONE more thing.
* Mr Rabs: No, no, no! We're good, we're good!
* [They are now at the front of the line, voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this voting started! So, what do you guys think the best spin-off was? I personally think "New Squidward Chat" was the best.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah, that's true. I loved "New Squidward Chat in Court!"
* Mr. Rabs: Right? Right! The quote "This man, Markiplier, does not condom the smoking of any herbal substances." was so good!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Did you mean "condone?"
* Mr. Rabs: No. That's how it was written.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Nah, I'm going with "SpongeBob 2." It's a pretty faithful sequel.
* Mr. Labs: Me too!
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, nutes! I don't know what to chose. I think I'll just go with "SpongeBob 2" too.
* Mr. Eabs: Well, I like "New Squidward Chat" more.
* RongeRob: "SpongeBob 2" is better!
* Mr. Blabs: Yeah!
* SpongeBob: And I think "SpongeBob 2" is better also.
* Patrick: If SpongeBob likes "SpongeBob 2," it must be better.
* [SpongeTom walks by.]
* SpongeTom: Oh, hey guys! What's all the voting about?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh, hey SpongeTom! It's been awhile since we've last seen you!
* SpongeTom: Yeah! Even if it's only been...
* [SpongeTom puts his hand up to count.]
* SpongeTom: 1 episode! So, what's going on?
* Mr. Zabs: You didn't hear? The Rabs Awards?
* SpongeTom: Rabs Awards? No, I just got here! I got lost and this nice guy let me come in.
* [Shot of the Usher doing a thumbs up.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, SpongeTom. Would you like to join us?
* SpongeTom: Sure!
* [SpongeTom has joined your party!]
* Mr. Eabs: What's with the Pop-ups?
* [Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs, planning, with Plankton! (episode)]
* Plankton! (episode): Hmm... sounds like they've got tough security over there. It's not like they'd let anybody who's lost in.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I know! It's so annoying! I don't know what to do, but I'd love to crash the awards. I mean, I bought this bomb!
* [Shot of the "Unkillable 69,000]
* Plankton! (episode): THE UNKILLABLE 69,000? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO ELUSIVE THESE ARE?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Really? There's no way THIS is elusive. I bet this crappy thing will expl-
* [The bomb detonates.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: -plode in my hand.
* Plankton! (episode): It's alright, I have a spare.
* [Shot of the "Really Bad and Stupid Dumb Bomb."]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What! This bomb is really bad and stupid, dumb!
* Plankton! (episode): I know! But, this is the only bomb I have.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I guess it'll have to work.
* [Transition to the Awards Show.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright. All of my methods didn't work in the past, but what if I try...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a giant wooden hammer out of nowhere.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: THIS?
* [Evil Mr. Rabs hits the front door with the hammer. It explodes.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Wow. That was easy.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs moves his hand to breathe.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: But! I must sneak in!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs tip-toes in the building, and hides under the food table.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let me see what's going on...
* [Evil Mr. Rabs pulls a pair of binoculars out of his pocket, to see what's going on.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Looks like they're voting! I know the perfect time to strike!
* [Cut back to them voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about the best episode?
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I loved filming RabsFinale! Even if we're coming back, it was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I disagree. "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" is a better episode. The ending with Nickacado doing his thing was pretty gross, and I love gross-out!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, yeah? Well, "The Chronic" is an amazing album!
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, I've always loved "Deeez Nuuuts."
* Mr. Labs: Sorry, but "The Chronic" wins it for me.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We should make our own gang called "The Chronics."
* [The other two shake their heads.]
* Mr. Labs: That's a terrible idea.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Rude!
* RongeRob: I disagree.
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Really?
* RongeRob: No, your idea is stupid. I disagree about THE CHRONIC. RabsFinale was awesome! It's arguably the best episode OF ALL TIME!
* Mr. Blabs: Nah, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Kuromi: I vote neither! These all suck!
* Patrick: I don't even know what a "chronic" is!
* SpongeBob: Well, personally, "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode" gets my vote.
* Mr. Zabs: I vote for RabFinale!
* Mr. Rabs: SpongeTom, what did you think?
* SpongeTom: I think this is nutes! This a very tough choice, I mean, I'm not used to voting!
* Mr. Rabs: How come?
* SpongeTom: Drug charges, selling meth, all that.
* Mr. Rabs: I see. Well, don't worry. I'll walk you through it. It's simple. You just pick which one you liked the most out of the options given.
* SpongeTom: I'm still confused!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, do you know that one Family Guy episode?
* SpongeTom: (gasps) "Road to Bajookieland VI?"
* Mr. Rabs: Yup!
* [Mr. Rabs breaks into song.]
= Musical Number 1 =
[MR. RABS.]
Peter Griffin Voting Time!
Pick your favorite choice
when you're in line
Think about which one's the greatest, 
And let your choice be goodest!
Is it "RabsFinale," finale, so grand?
Or "Golfpecks256," with offensive jokes that land?
Or maybe "The Chronic,"
[MR. RABS, spoken.]
It's not really an episode, but it's pretty good. Let's hope nobody gets offended and wants this episode banned?
[SF99, spoken.]
Ugh! You have no respect for me!
(SF99 smacks Mr. Rabs.)
[MR. RABS.]
It's as easy as picking your favorite pie, 
Just think it over, don't be shy. 
So SpongeTom, SpongeTom!
Now's your chance, 
To join in and do your little dance!
(SpongeTom hits the griddy.)
[MR. RABS, spoken.]
There, you've got it!
[SPONGETOM, spoken.]
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
(He votes)
I voted!!!!
* [Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Zabs: You did it, SpongeTom!
* [SpongeTom's mom and dad appear.]
* SpongeTom Sr.: That's my boy!
* SpongeTomette: See! I told you you could vote!
* [SpongeTom hugs his mom.]
* Mr. Rabs: Alright! Now, let's vote for writer of the year.
* Mr. Labs: I think Homer was the best writer.
* Mr. Rabs: Yeah, "The Simpsons" was a pretty good episode of "The SpongeBob and Homer Simpson Show."
* Mr. Zabs: What about Mr. Writes-alot? He's the most underrated writer of all time! I mean, he wrote "Golden: The Story of a Sigma."
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's true. Golden Sigma's an awesome guy!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: SpongeBot678 is simply divine.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'm sure you're the only one saying that. Homer solos ALL of these guys.
* Kuromi: No, Mr. Writes-alot is pretty good. I mean, he's the kind of guy to write a 1000+ transcript for SpongeBob Fanon work!
* [They look at Kuromi.]
* Kuromi: In a good way?
* RongeRob: Yeah, Mr. Writes-alot is my idol. I hope to be as good of a writer as him one day.
* SpongeBob: I agree. He gets my vote!
* Patrick: I'm the best writer! Listen to this poem I wrote!
* [The lights turn off, with a single overhead light over Patrick.]
* Patrick: A Poem, by Patrick Star. "Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom."
* [Patrick eats his paper.]
* Gym Teacher: If I could, I'd throw a dodgeball at you!
* [Patrick shrieks.]
* Mr. Eabs: Well, Homer's nice. I mean, "Marriage" was a pretty good episode of "The SpongeBob and Homer Simpson Show."
* Mr. Blabs: I agree. Homer sounds like the name of a good writer, and wouldn't you know, he's the best.
* SpongeTom: I think that... I think that Mr. Writes-alot is the best writer!
* Mr. Rabs: Now, let's vote for the uh... graphic designer of the year.
* All: Then bends!
* RongeRob: Wow! How self-centered! I'm voting for SpongeGar!
* [They all look at RongeRob.]
* RongeRob: ...is what I would say in an alternate universe! Then bends FTW!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Fuck the what?
* RongeRob: No! For the win!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, what about The best movie? It's easily "The Dark Stewie Movie"
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: I'll have to agree with you on that.
* [The two high five.]
* Both: Dark Stewie Forever!
* Mr. Zabs: Nah, nah. It's "Overcrowded!"
* Slighty Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: "The Mr. Rabs Movie" is on top!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Dark Stewie Movie.
* Mr. Labs: To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to understand Then bends' life choices!
* [Mr. Labs laughs.]
* SF99: Will you quit making fun of me?
* [SF99 smacks Mr. Labs across the face. Hot Steel and Slide Licks 39A plays.]
* Squiddard: Me too!
* [Squiddard smacks Mr. Labs across the face. Hot Steel and Slide Licks 39B plays. Incidental 37A hops out of Squiddard's pants.]
* Incidental 37A: Ooh! Nutes!
* [Steel Licks 22 plays. Transition to Later. Clowning Around Plays.]
* Mr. Eabs: I vote for... "Overcrowded."
* Mr. Blabs: I think-
* RongeRob: I think "The Mr. Rabs Movie" is better.
* Mr. Blabs: Don't interrupt me! I think-
* SpongeBob: I don't know, I really like "The Dark Stewie Movie."
* Kuromi: I agree! It was so good!
* Patrick: What's a movie?
* SpongeTom: I-
* Mr. Blabs: Will you quit interrupting me? I'm trying to say that I think-
* SpongeTom: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!!!!
* [Mr. Blabs skin gets blown off due to SpongeTom's yelling.]
* Mr. Blabs: sorry mr. spongetom...
* SpongeTom: "The Dark Stewie Movie" is wonderful!
* Mr. Rabs: And we all know Microsoft is the best company?
* Windows 7: No! They suck! They tried to KILL me!
* Windows Vista: Yeah!
* Windows XP: You really support that MONSTER of a company?
* [Shot of Windows 98 and Windows 95. Toy Piano plays.]
* Windows 98: Back in my day we weren't all on the internet!
* Windows 95: Back in my day I.... what was my day?
* [Cut back to Mr. Rabs]
* Windows 8: You must think you're so cool, huh, Rabs?
* [Drama Link (O) plays.]
* Windows 8.1: I THOUGHT I MADE EVERYTHING BETTER! LOOK! I ADDED THE FUNNY BUTTON BACK!
* [Windows 8.1 presses the start button.]
* Windows 8.1: SEE? SEE? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?
* [Windows 8.1 runs away crying. As the other versions of Windows look at Mr. Rabs, Six Powerful Cues (D) plays.]
* Mr. Rabs: Hehe!
* [He tries to run away, but is caught by the versions of Windows.]
* Windows 7: Oh, no you don't!
* Windows XP: Nobody gets away with offending our friends!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob clears his throat, and the versions of Windows put Mr. Rabs down.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Whispering) RongeRob! What are you doing?
* RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, just let me, ok?
* Windows Vista: Alright, what have you got to say?
* [Whisper from the Past starts to play.]
* RongeRob: Listen, my Windows. I know it's hard to forgive someone who might have inadvertently caused harm, but we must understand the context of Mr. Rabs' actions. He was unaware of the consequences of his words. Mr. Rabs is not an evil man. He's just like all of us. He's learned from his mistakes, just as we've learned from ours. Blaming him for actions he took when he didn't fully understand the situation isn't fair. Even if that was only 5 minutes ago.
* Windows Vista: How can we be so sure he won't do it again?
* Windows 95: Well, youngin, let me tell you something. He's right. We can't hold grudges forever. People—and operating systems—make mistakes. What matters is how they learn and grow from them.
* Windows 8.1: I'm sorry I couldn't live up to your expectations!
* RongeRob: We all make mistakes, Windows 8.1. What's important is that we recognize them and strive to do better in the future. And Mr. Rabs... 
* [Cut to a shot of Mr. Rabs doing the chicken dance.]
* RongeRob: Well, he's trying to do better too.
* Windows 7: Mr. Rabs, we forgive you. We know you didn't mean any harm, and we're sorry we tried to kill you.
* Mr. Rabs: Don't worry, my friend. We all screw up time to time!
* [The Rake Hornpipe plays as Mr. Rabs' and RongeRob go back to the voting area to continue voting.]
* Mr. Rabs: Well, that was a funny fun-fun fun!
* [RongeRob laughs. Cut to an ad-break. Bobmatisme plays during the ad.]
* Incidental 104: Are you constipated? Sure, we all are. 
* [She holds up a plunger contraption] 
* Incidental 104: Thank goodness there's new Toilet Paper!
* [Incidental 104 goes to a porta-potty, holding a strange looking Toilet Paper.]
* Incidental 104: Toilet Paper 2! Available in 26 designer colors!
* [Cut to Incidental 1D using the restroom.]
* Incidental 1D: WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
* Incidental 104 (offscreen): Here you go!
* [Incidental 104 gives Incidental 1D Toilet Paper 2. Incidental 1D uses the restroom.]
* Incidental 1D: Are you sure this is safe?
* [Cut to a bunch of people, along with Incidental 104 behind a titanium wall.]
* Incidental 104: Totally!
* Incidental 104 (narrating): With Toilet Paper 2, say goodbye to those pesky bathroom woes. Our state-of-the-art design features built-in showerheads that activate instantly upon contact with your bottom, ensuring a thorough and refreshing clean every time!
* Incidental 1D: Hmm! Sounds good to me!
* [Incidental 1D uses Toilet Paper 2, and the showerheads activate.]
* Incidental 1D: Ooh! I like how that feels!
* Incidental 104: But that's not all! Toilet Paper 2 also tackles constipation head-on with its groundbreaking technology. Say goodbye to discomfort and strain as our patented robotic hand delicately reaches into your stomach to extract any stubborn blockages, leaving you feeling light and relieved!
* [The Robot reaches up Incidental 1D, and retrieves the RMS Titanic.]
* Incidental 1D: Wow! I think I might use you on my own time!
* [Incidental 1D makes a devious face, and skips off into his bedroom, holding Toilet Paper 2.]
* Incidental 104: Toilet Paper 2: Because one toilet paper wasn't enough!
* [Cut back to the show.]
* Mr. Rabs: Now, where were we, RongeRob?
* RongeRob: Last time I checked, we were voting for the best company!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: You missed the whole thing! We're at best album now!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: We all know "Skibidi Toilet" by Lil Big Stack is the clear winner here.
* Mr. Labs: I disagree. "Maybe It's Me..." by DDG has such a good album.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: No way! "The Squidward Show Production Music" by My Asshole LLC is the epitome of musical genius.
* Mr. Eabs: I think "The Blue Album" by Weezer deserves the top spot.
* RongeRob: Well, I'm going with "Skibidi Toilet" too. You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!
* Hotel Mario Mario: That's my line, and that doesn't even make sense now!
* [Hotel Mario Mario smacks RongeRob across the face.]
* SF99: Hey! That's my thing! I do that whenever I get offended!
* [SF99 smacks Hotel Mario Mario across the face.]
* Twitter User: Hey! Getting offended is my thing!
* RongeRob: Hey, guys. Let's not get into any fights, here! I'll stick to doing my thing, Mario, you stick to doing your thing, and you do your own original thing, SF99.
* SF99: How original.
* Kuromi: I have to say "Maybe It's Me...".
* Patrick: "Skibidi Toilet" makes me LOL! It gets my vote 💯!
* SpongeTom: Hmm, tough choice. But I think I'll go with "The Squidward Show Production Music."
* SpongeBob: "The Blue Album" is definitely my pick.
* Mr. Zabs: I agree. I loved The Sweater Song!
* SpongeBob: The best time to-
* [Mr. Zabs shushes SpongeBob with his fist.]
* Mr. Zabs: Not that one!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I'm voting for Donald Trump's debut album "Welcome to The Trumper Club."
* Mr. Eabs: Nah, nah, nah! Weezer's the Boar!
* Mr. Rabs: It's the GOAT not the Boar, fool! Even then, Weezer sucks! "Skibidi Toilet's" obviously the best.
* Mr. Blabs: Look, look, you might hate me for this, but "The Squidward Show Production Music" goes hard.
* Mr. Zabs: And for the....
* [Mr. Zabs pulls out his reading glasses and becomes Mr. Zrabs.]
* Mr. Zrabs: Best musical number?
* [Mr. Zrabs removes his glasses, turning back into Mr. Zabs.]
* Mr. Rabs: "4:44" was great.
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I really liked that one.
* Mr. Eabs: Can we all just agree that that's the best one?
* All: Yup!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, what about best episode of next year? I think that "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" was great!
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, I kinda liked "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult"
* Mr. Rabs: "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" was amazing! I don't think anything'll top it!
* SquidTron C: Gee, thanks!
* Mr. Labs: Let's not hope he doesn't like his depiction of himself... huh, Rabsy?
* SF99: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson?!
* [SF99 once again smacks Mr. Labs across the face. Hot Steel and Slide Licks 7A plays.]
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I liked "Puka A." It was pretty good.
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Are you sure you're not AI?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Affirmative.
* [Purple Mr. Rabs' eyes become red and lasers shoot out of them.]
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Say Whaaaa!!!
* Mr. Eabs: That reminds me. "SpongeBob Meets Garfield" is the best episode of any show, ever. Let me break it down for you: Garfield can't fucking-
* Mr. Rabs: Alright, we've heard enough from you!
* Mr. Blabs: I think that episode's pretty good too.
* Mr. Labs: Yeah, but "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult" is far better.
* SpongeBob: I agree. I really liked "There is a God, His Name is Purple133, and He Writes SpongeBob Fanfiction as an Adult"
* RongeRob: I don't like how long the title is, but "Puka A" is short and sweet! In the title, at least.
* Patrick: Who's Garfield?
* Garfield: I'm Garfield, ya looney!
* Patrick: Hi Garfield!
* Garfield: You're nutes! I'm outta here!
* [Garfield puts his hand out for a taxi, and a UFO comes by and flies him out of the building.]
* Kuromi: "Puka A" for tha win!!!!!
* SpongeTom: Yeah!
* Mr. Rabs: And, for best show. Well, let's just hope we win!
* [They all suddenly gain hats on their heads, and place them on their chests.]
* Announcer: Attention everybody! Get back inside! We're gonna see who won!
* RongeRob: Just on time!
* [Cut to black.]
* [Fade in from black.]
* Mr. Rabs: That took awhile! Like, a really long time!
* Kuromi: Yeah. Thank god we're finally at the awards!
* God (offscreen): You're welcome!
* [Kuromi looks shocked. Transition to Later.]
* SpongeBob: (whispering) Can you believe we're actually here? This is incredible! 
* Kuromi: (whispering) I can't wait! 
* SpongeBob: Shh! The show's about to start! 
* Announcer: Welcome to... THE RABS AWARDS!!! 
* [Audience cheers. Cut to a shot of the curtains, opening up.]
* Then bends: Hello, everybody! The moment you've all been waiting for, the GOOD awards!
* John: It's actually called the Rabs Awards!
* Then bends: Shut up, John! You know what I meant. Anyway, for episode of the year... we have... "Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode!" Come on up, Golfpecks!
* [Golfpecks does not come up.]
* Then bends: Golfpecks?
* [Chris Chan comes by and whispers in Then bends' ear.]
* Then bends: What! Let me see that!
* [Then bends grabs a note from Chris Chan's hand.]
* Then bends: (Reads off the note really fast) COULDN'T MAKE IT?
* [Then bends becomes angered. Tension Bits plays.]
* Then bends: This makes me mad!
* Chris Chan: Uh oh!
* [Chris Chan runs away swiftly, and pulls out an greek column. Angered, Then bends swallows the whole thing. He then loudly burps.]
* Utrenkl: (Entranced) Wow..... he knows his way around long things...
* Boykisser: (Smacks Utrenkl) Get yourself together man!
* [The audience starts arguing. Suddenly, IShowSpeed throws popcorn at Incidental 70.]
* Incidental 70: Hey! What was that for!
* IShowSpeed: I'll tell you: Food fight!
* CaseOh: Ooh boy! I love food!
* [Everybody starts throwing food around. Some grapes land on Lady Upturn's outfit.]
* Lady Upturn: No! I brought my fanciest clothes today! I'm highly offended!
* [A bunch of glue lands on Squiddard.]
* Squiddard: Of course. Just like in real life.
* [Squiddard walks away, disappointed. A bunch of grape jam lands on the variants of Mr. Rabs.]
* Purple Mr. Zabs: No! I can't be purple! I wanna be original and awesome!
* Animany: Tell that to Then bends!
* Barney Stinson: I love being Awesome!
* [Cut to Hotel Mario Mario, talking to Hotel Mario Luigi.]
* Hotel Mario Luigi: I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!
* [Suddenly, Luigi is covered in 200ft of spaghetti.]
* Hootel Mario Mario: Now that's what you call losta spaghetti!
* [Ba-dum tiss. Cut to Wega, with a giant watermelon.]
* Wega: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* [Wega throws the watermelon at Mr. Rabs, however it misses, landing on Mr. Eabs.]
* Mr. Eabs: Hey, watch it! 
* [He throws a pie at IShowSpeed, but it hits SpongeTom instead.] 
* SpongeTom: Ah, I'm all sticky now!
* Squiddard: Don't.
* [Squiddard slips on a banana peel.]
* SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: What is it, BOB?
* SpongeBob: We can join in, and sell Krabby Patties for people to throw!
* [Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar signs as Credit Card Heaven plays.]
* Mr. Krabs: Great idea, boy!
* [Mr. Krabs pulls a Krabby Patty stand out of his pants, and a bunch of customers suddenly line up to buy them. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick throwing Ice Cream at each other.]
* SpongeBob: This is the best food fight ever, Patrick! 
* Patrick: Yeah! I hope this never ends!
* Narrator: 12 Seconds Later....
* [Everybody is covered with food.]
* Then bends: This isn't good. Let's bring out the cleanup crew!
* Phineas: What'd you need us for, Then bends?
* Then bends: I need you to clean up all the food, please.
* Phineas: Absolutely!
* [Phineas and Ferb use a robot machine to clean up all the food.]
* Then bends: Thanks, as always. Now, for writer of the year, we have... MR. WRITES-ALOT!!!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Mr. Writes-alot!
* [Mr. Writes-alot makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Mr. Writes-alot, How do you feel about the recognition?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, ya know, it's kinda like staring into the abyss, man. Like, one minute you're just typing away, next thing you know, you're getting an award for it. Life's funny like that, ain't it?
* Then bends: (Unimpressed) Uh huh. So, what inspires your writing?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Oh, ya know, the usual stuff. Raindrops on windows, the sound of a distant car horn, the way my cat looks at me like I owe her treats. It's all about finding meaning in the mundane.
* Then bends: Right, right. And what's next for you, Mr. Writes-alot?
* Mr. Writes-alot: Well, I'm thinking of branching out into haikus about Lollipops!
* Then bends: Awesome sauce!
* Mr. Writes-alot: Thanks, for having me on, Phill!
* Then bends: Who's Phill?
* Mr. Writes-alot: (happily) I don't wanna get into it. Stay away from me, my friend.
* [Mr. Writes-alot walks of the stage cooly. Then bends is confused as the audience cheers.]
* Then bends: What's up with that guy. huh? Anyway! For the best graphic designer, we have..... SPONGEGAR!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: SpongeGar, uhmmm... Tabonga!
* [SpongeGar makes his way to the stage. Wooden Bear plays]
* Then bends: So, SpongeGar. What inspires your designs?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge! (CrazySponge!)
* Then bends: CHRIS!
* [Chris Chan comes out, and hands Then bends a translation card.]
* Then bends: Let's see here... Fire, Flower, I'm Ready, aha! Here it is! You're inspired by... by CrazySponge?
* SpongeGar: BawannagogSponge Taila Foo.
* Then bends: Yes, yes, he really is. What's next for you?
* SpongeGar: Ba Gagonda (I forgot)
* Then bends: What- How'd you forget it!
* SpongeGar: Banooga Polinka Go o. (I'm brain messy.)
* Then bends: I see.
* [Then bends pauses for a moment.]
* Then bends: What were we talking about?
* SpongeGar: Chonga! (Go away!)
* Then bends: Ok then. Thanks, SpongeGar! 
* SpongeGar: Gonaga! (Good night!)
* Then bends: Good stuff. For the movie of the year! Now, this must be a really good movie. You're all nutes if you didn't pick the movie I made. Anyway, the winner is... THE DARK STEWIE MOVIE!!
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: The cast of the Dark Stewie Movie, come on up!
* [Dark Stewie, Mr. Zabs, Kuromi, Hello Kitty and GAMC Official 2 make their way to the stage.]
* Then bends: So, Dark Stewie. How did it all come together?
* Dark Stewie: Well, it all started when Mr. Zabs and I realized we needed to put an end to the GAMC Republic's tyranny once and for all. We don't like dictators at all, right?
* Mr. Zabs: Right!
* Kuromi: And let's not forget my part! Getting rid of that last baby tooth was a real challenge. I still miss him.
* Hello Kitty: It's okay, Kuromi. Hubert is in a better place now.
* GAMC Official 2: Bah! It was all nonsense! I should own every season of this stupid show!
* Then bends: Interesting. Now, what were some of the challenges you faced during filming?
* Dark Stewie: Well, for one, GAMC Official 2 here kept trying to sabotage the production. Being all "I own you" this "Wiki domination" that.
* Then bends: And I've heard that the film has received negative reception from a man that calls himself HandsomeLad42. How do you feel about that?
* KuromI: Oh yeah? Here's a message to YOU, "Handosome" Lad42. YOU ARE A FUCKING F-
* [Cut to the void. Mr. Zabs and Kuromi are still in the void.]
* Kuromi: Mr. Zabs, what happened? You look spooked.
* Mr. Zabs: It's bad news, Kuromi. Really bad. The Znail Fail Republic... they're planning something big.
* Kuromi: What do you mean? What are they planning?
* Mr. Zabs: They're... they're planning-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: On September 13th.
* Kuromi: What!
* [Static.]
* Kuromi: But why? That's-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: I don't know, Kuromi! Maybe they want to-
* [Static.]
* Mr. Zabs: Or maybe they just want to cause chaos. But whatever their reason, we're in big trouble.
* Kuromi: We have to do something!
* [Suddenly a time machine appears.]
* Mr. Rabs (Future): Hop in!
* [Mr. Rabs grabs Mr. Zabs and Kuromi from the void. Cut to inside the time machine.]
* Mr. Zabs: Where are you taking us?
* Mr. Rabs (Future): You'll find out soon enough!
* [The time machine disappears. Cut back to the episode.]
* Then bends: Watch your language, Kuromi!
* [Crickets chirp.]
* Then bends: The Dark Stewie Movie, everybody!
* [Audience cheers, cast members go back to their seats.]
* Then bends: Such coarse language! I could never do anything offensive like that.
* [SF99 steps up to the stage as Melodramatic Moments Part 4 plays.]
* SF99: God! For the last time! STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT!!!!!!
* [SF99 Kamehameha's Then bends through the awards show wall.]
* SF99: Come on, Maggie. Let's go!
* Maggie Pesky: Yeah!
* [SF99 and Maggie Pesky fly out of the room, in a similar vein to Squidward's lawyers from "Restraining SpongeBob." The ending of People's Court also plays, just like the scene from "Restraining SpongeBob." Cut to Then bends. Steel Licks 41 plays at 80% speed.]
* Then bends: That hurt!
* [Then bends tries to get back to the stage, but he gets hit by a giant anvil.]
* Then bends: This reminds me of that time I punched a kid in Argentina!
* [Then bends chuckles, and walks again, when suddenly, he is attacked by a Sea Bear.]
* SpongeBob: We've gotta save Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah!
* [The two run outside through the hole in the wall SF99 made when he punched Then bends, and make an Anti-sea-bear circle.]
* [Then bends runs and climbs on top of SpongeBob and Patrick, who are sitting in the circle] 
* Then bends: Move over! 
* [The sea bear comes up to Then bends in the circle, then notices the circle itself below before snarls as it points a threatening claw at him, and leaves. Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.] 
* Then bends: Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life!
* SpongeBob, Patrick and Then Bends: Hooray!
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back Dumbass The Hog.
* Then bends: What attracts him? 
* Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack.
* [The ending of Moloka'i Nui (a) plays.]
* Narrator: One Dumbass The Hog Attack Later...
* [Cut to Then bends on the stage.]
* Then bends: Welcome back to the show, everybody! We apologize for the many interruptions, but we're back! Now, for the best company, we have...
* [Then bends' eyes become giant, due to shock.]
* Then bends: BAJOOKIELAND CO.?!? That wasn't even on the list!
* [The manager of Bajookieland Co. suddenly appears.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Gadies and lentlemen, It is an absolute honor to stand before you today as the representative of Bajookieland Co. At Bajookieland Co., we pride ourselves on our innovative approach to... well, everything! From the best recipes for grum grum, to the best other things, we strive to push the boundaries of what is possible in general.
* [The audience exchange confused glances, before applauding.]
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Well, thank you everyone. But I've gotta go.
* [A limo rolls on stage.]
* 7 Grand Dad: Where to, mac?
* Bajookieland Co. Manager: Straight to Compton, please!
* [The Bajookieland Co. Manager hops in, and the limo drives off.]
* Then bends: What a shocking revelation! Now, onto the next award! The best Album is... SKIBIDI TOILET by LIL BIG STACK!!!
* [No cheering is heard.]
* Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack!
* [The audience boos as they come on up.]
* Fred: Boo! You stink!
* Then bends: So, Skibidi Toilet, how do you feel about winning the award for Best Album? 
* Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep. 
* Then bends: Fascinating, as always, and Little Big Stack, any words from you? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): I like pancakes.
* Then bends: Now, tell us, what inspired you to create Skibidi Toilet? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): TV-Show.
* Then bends: Any plans for your next album? 
* Lil Big Stack (speaking through a voice machine, with the Bonzai Buddy voice): Your Mom.
* Then bends: Don't talk about my moms, yo. 
* [Pause.]
* Then bends: Well, there you have it, folks! Skibidi Toilet and Lil Big Stack, everybody!
* [The audience boos as they walk down.]
* Then bends: Now. The best Musical Number in an episode goes to... "4:44!"
* [Audience cheers.]
* Then bends: Come on up, 4:44's cast member!
* [SpongeBob, Patrick, Scott the Woz and Kuromi walk up. As they are walking up, they converse.]
* Kuromi: This is my second time up here.
* Patrick: You get used to it after a while!
* [They are now on the stage.]
* Then bends: So, 4:44's cast, how does it feel to win the award for the best Musical Number? 
* SpongeBob: Oh, It feels absolutely fantastic, Then bends!
* Patrick: Yeah, and it's great to see our... our...
* [SpongeBob whispers in Patrick's ear. Inside his body, a smaller version of himself goes up to his brain and rings the bell, giving him an idea.]
* Patrick: Ice Cream!
* [SpongeBob facepalms. as Patrick jumps down, and starts licking an Ice Cream stain on the floor like a dog.]
* Then bends: Great. Scott the Woz?
* Scott the Woz: I totally agree! It was a blast being a part of it.
* Then bends: That's wonderful to hear! Now, what was the inspiration behind "4:44"?
* SpongeBob: Well, we wanted to really build the narrative of the show, you know? I'm feelin' like Zoltan40 was right way back a year ago, telling us to make an extended universe with all the shows. But, hey. If this never ends up happening, disregard this line, future viewers.
* Then bends: Awesome Sauce! And what's next for "The SpongeBob and Kuromi Show?"
* Scott the Woz: Well, as I've been told, there's gonna be a second season of our show with a couple more episodes!
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see it! Congratulations once again, 4:44's cast!
* [They walk off the stage, and they all cheer.]
* Then bends: And we're almost done! This is the second to last award!
* [Then bends starts sweating.]
* Then bends: You think you've been doing this for so long and you'd never get stage fright! Alright, let's power through this, folks. Now, for the second to last award of the night... Best episode of Next Year! The winner is... SPONGEBOB MEETS GARFIELD!
* [Cut to the crowd, cheering.]
* SpongeBob: I just sat down!
* Garfield (walking down the aisle, after returning from the restroom) Tell me about it.
* [The two come up to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, SpongeBob and Garfield! How does it feel to win Best Episode?
* SpongeBob: It's an honor, Then bends! We had a lot of fun making that crossover episode. 
* Garfield: Eh. There was nothing happening.
* [Suddenly, Jon comes on stage.]
* Jon: (sweating) I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!
* [Jon goes away.]
* Garfield: Out of the ordinary, I mean.
* [Ba-dum tiss.]
* Then bends: Now, What inspired such a unique collaboration?
* SpongeBob: Well, it all started when Garfield had a bit of a house fire... 
* Garfield: And then I ended up in Bikini Bottom by accident! 
* SpongeBob: Yeah, and when I found Garfield on Conch Street, I knew we had to help him out. 
* Then bends: It sounds like quite the adventure!! Now, what's next for "The SpongeBob and Garfield Show?"
* Garfield: Let's just say we've got a couple tricks up our sleeves.
* Then bends: Well, I can't wait to see what you two get up to next! Congratulations once again!
* [The audience cheers, as SpongeBob and Garfield walk off stage.]
* Then bends: And now, for the final award of the night... the prestigious title of Best Show! The winner is... drumroll... THE MR. RABS SHOW! 
* [The audience cheers.]
* Then bends: You know, for how many offensive jokes we've made, I'm really shocked we one!
* [SF99 starts talking, The audience stops cheering.]
* SF99: I think YOU have been on a downward spiral mentally, and now YOU HAVE lost it completely. I'm not even gonna slap you for that one. I'm just gonna walk away.
* [The audience continues to cheer. and Mr. Rabs makes his way to the stage.]
* Then bends: Congratulations, Mr. Rabs! How does it feel to win Best Show?
* [Mr. Rabs pulls a stack of papers out of his pockets.]
* Then bends: Woah! I see you've got a speech prepared!
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, I do.
* [Mr. Rabs takes a step to the stand.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This moment... it's truly indescribable. To stand here before all of you, surrounded by the support and recognition of my peers, it's an overwhelming rush of emotions. When I first embarked on this journey to create The Mr. Rabs Show, I never could have imagined it would lead me here. But, hey! Here we are, and I am filled with gratitude beyond words. It all began with a simple idea, a vision of a show that would entertain, inspire, and connect with audiences in a meaningful way. And when Then bends offered me the opportunity to bring that vision to life, I knew I had to seize it. I'll never forget the excitement and anticipation of those early days, as we laid the foundation for what would become The Mr. Rabs Show. To Then bends, I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never repay. Thank you for believing in me and giving me the chance to create the show of my dreams. As we started production, we began to make our first batch of episodes, such as "Amnesia," "Purple Mr. Rabs," and "What Ever Happened to Sponge Tom." Each episode was a labor of love, a testament to the dedication and talent of our incredible team. And as the seasons progressed, we continued to explore new ideas and push the boundaries of storytelling with episodes like "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation," "Rabs for Mayor," "Rabs in Time," and "The Quackers Plot." But what I think the most memorable moment in our journey was the airing of what we thought would be our final episode, "RabsFinale." It was a bittersweet experience, saying goodbye to characters and stories that had become like family. Yet, as the curtain fell on that chapter, I found bliss in the fact that it was not the end, but merely a new beginning. And now, to be here with all of these familiar faces once again, to be recognized as the recipient of the Best Show award, it's... it's just... It feels like coming home, returning to a place where creativity knows no bounds and anything is possible. So thank you, from the bottom of my heart, to each and every one of you who has supported us along the way. Your enthusiasm, your feedback, and everything else. Here's to the future, to new adventures, and to continuing this incredible journey together. Thank you.
* [The audience cheers loudly, as Another Best Day Ever plays.]
* Then bends: Thank you everyone! That's it for our show! Tune in whenever this happens again, if it ever does!
* [Mr. Rabs steps off the stage.]
* Mr. Zabs: That was good, Mr. Rabs. You truly deserve this recognition.
* SpongeBob: What are you talking about? That was.. AMAZING! You really nailed it up there!
* Kuromi: Yeah, I got a little teary-eyed, not gonna lie. 
* Patrick: When will you quit Yapping, Mr. Rabs?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I thought it was legen- wait for it...
* [Barney Stinson appeared besides Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0.]
* Barney Stinson and Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: DARY! It was legendary!
* Purple Mr. Rabs: Couldn't agree more. You've inspired us all. 
* Mr. Labs: Absolutely!
* Mr. Eabs: I actually cried, unlike Kuromi over here!
* Mr. Rabs: I couldn't have asked for a better group of friends and collaborators. Thank you all for your unwavering support.
* [The ending of Old Hilo March plays instead of the ending of Another Best Day Ever briefly plays as they leave the room. Cut to outside. Sweet Victory begins to play.]
* Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This means the world to me. I'm truly honored to have won this award. Like, seriously, you don't know how good I feel.
* [Mr. Rabs' continues to speak in the background as we cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
* SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should head out, huh? 
* Patrick: Yeah, Then bends has us scheduled for something called "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot." 
* Kuromi: Sounds fun! Let's go!
* [Kuromi signals for a Taxi, and Jerry Atricks comes by in a limo.]
* Jerry Atricks: Hello again, Kuromi! Where to?
* Kuromi: To "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot." 
* Jerry Atricks: Most popular club of the night!
* [The three jump in and Jerry Atrick's limo drives off.]
* Mr. Rabs: And to think, none of this would be possible without the incredible support of my friends and enemies. I am truly fortunate to have such an amazing gang by my side!
* RongeRob: Hey! Somebody dropped gum over here!
* [RongeRob walks offscreen to pick it up.]
* Mr. Rabs: So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all! 
* [Mr. Rabs pulls the award out of his pocket.]
* Mr. Rabs: This award belongs to each and every one of us!
* [The gang says hooray and jumps up as 0:41 plays. Freeze-frame. This slowly fades to black, as text saying "THE RABS AWARDS - EPISODE 51 OF THE MR. RABS SHOW." appears on screen.]
==Endings==
This episode was made to air with multiple endings, that could be chosen on the original and certain other airings. All of these endings are available on the DVD.
===Best Ending===
*Then bends: Anyway, Winner of title Best Show is THE MR. RABS SHOW!!
*[The audience cheers.]
*Then bends: You know, for how many offensive jokes we've made, I'm really shocked we one!
*[SF99 starts talking, The audience stops cheering.]
*SF99: I think YOU have been on a downward spiral mentally, and now YOU HAVE lost it completely. I'm not even gonna slap you for that one. I'm just gonna walk away.
*[The audience continues to cheer. and Mr. Rabs makes his way to the stage.]
*Then bends: Congratulations, Mr. Rabs! How does it feel to win Best Show?
*[Mr. Rabs pulls a stack of papers out of his pockets.]
*Then bends: Woah! I see you've got a speech prepared!
*Mr. Rabs: Yes, I do.
*[Mr. Rabs takes a step to the stand.]
*Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This moment... it's truly indescribable. To stand here before all of you, surrounded by the support and recognition of my peers, it's an overwhelming rush of emotions. When I first embarked on this journey to create The Mr. Rabs Show, I never could have imagined it would lead me here. But, hey! Here we are, and I am filled with gratitude beyond words. It all began with a simple idea, a vision of a show that would entertain, inspire, and connect with audiences in a meaningful way. And when Then bends offered me the opportunity to bring that vision to life, I knew I had to seize it. I'll never forget the excitement and anticipation of those early days, as we laid the foundation for what would become The Mr. Rabs Show. To Then bends, I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never repay. Thank you for believing in me and giving me the chance to create the show of my dreams. As we started production, we began to make our first batch of episodes, such as "Amnesia," "Purple Mr. Rabs," and "What Ever Happened to Sponge Tom." Each episode was a labor of love, a testament to the dedication and talent of our incredible team. And as the seasons progressed, we continued to explore new ideas and push the boundaries of storytelling with episodes like "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation," "Rabs for Mayor," "Rabs in Time," and "The Quackers Plot." But what I think the most memorable moment in our journey was the airing of what we thought would be our final episode, "RabsFinale." It was a bittersweet experience, saying goodbye to characters and stories that had become like family. Yet, as the curtain fell on that chapter, I found bliss in the fact that it was not the end, but merely a new beginning. And now, to be here with all of these familiar faces once again, to be recognized as the recipient of the Best Show award, it's... it's just... It feels like coming home, returning to a place where creativity knows no bounds and anything is possible. So thank you, from the bottom of my heart, to each and every one of you who has supported us along the way. Your enthusiasm, your feedback, and everything else. Here's to the future, to new adventures, and to continuing this incredible journey together. Thank you.
*[The audience cheers loudly, as Another Best Day Ever plays.]
*Then bends: Thank you everyone! But Wait! That's not it! Because The Mr. Rabs Show has won THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!
*[The audience cheers.]
*Then bends: Yes, that's right. So sorry, SF99 and my many other haters, but I'M THE BEST! HAHHAHA! Thus, the show has been indicted in the Hall of Fame for everything. Now that's really it! Go!
*[Mr. Rabs steps off the stage.]
*Mr. Zabs: That was great, Mr. Rabs! You truly deserve this recognition.
*SpongeBob: What are you talking about? That was.. AMAZING! You really nailed it up there!
*Kuromi: Yeah, I got a little teary-eyed, not gonna lie.
* Patrick: When will you quit Yapping, Mr. Rabs?
* Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, I thought it was legen- wait for it...
*[Barney Stinson appeared besides Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0.]
*Barney Stinson and Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: DARY! It was legendary!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Couldn't agree more. You've inspired us all.
*Mr. Labs: Absolutely!
*Mr. Eabs: I actually cried, unlike Kuromi over here!
*Mr. Rabs: I couldn't have asked for a better group of friends and collaborators. Thank you all for your unwavering support.
*[The ending of Old Hilo March plays instead of the ending of Another Best Day Ever briefly plays as they leave the room. Cut to outside. Sweet Victory begins to play.]
*Mr. Rabs: Thank you, everyone. This means the world to me. I'm truly honored to have won the best show of all time. Like, seriously, you don't know how good I feel.
*[Mr. Rabs' continues to speak in the background as we cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
*SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should head out, huh?
* Patrick: Yeah, Then bends has us scheduled for something called "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
*Kuromi: Sounds fun! Let's go!
*[Kuromi signals for a Taxi, and Jerry Atricks comes by in a limo.]
*Jerry Atricks: Hello again, Kuromi! Where to?
*Kuromi: To "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
*Jerry Atricks: Most popular club of the night!
*[The three jump in and Jerry Atrick's limo drives off.]
*Mr. Rabs: And to think, none of this would be possible without the incredible support of my friends and enemies. I am truly fortunate to have such an amazing gang by my side!
*RongeRob: Hey! Somebody dropped gum over here!
*[RongeRob walks offscreen to pick it up.]
*Mr. Rabs: So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all!
*[Mr. Rabs pulls the award out of his pocket.]
*Mr. Rabs: This award belongs to each and every one of us!
*[The gang says hooray and jumps up as 0:41 plays. Freeze-frame. This slowly fades to black.]
===Good Ending ===
This is just the regular ending of the episode.
===Bad Ending===
NOTE: No hate to anybody who works on The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show. They're all cool.
*Then bends: Anyway, Winner of title Best Show is THE SPONGEBOB AND DADDY PIG SHOW!!
*[The audience cheers.]
*SF99: WOOOOO!!!!!!
*Mr. Rabs: SF99's real happy about this.
*RongeRob: Don't worry, Mr. Rabs! We'll get it next time!
*[Daddy Pig and SpongeBob come up on the stage.]
*Daddy Pig: Thank you, thank you! This is such an honour.
*SpongeBob: Yeah, we're thrilled to have won this award!
*Then bends: How does it feel to win Best Show?
*Daddy Pig: It's fantastic! We've worked really hard on our show, and this recognition means the world to us.
*[Cut to the audience. SF99 approaches Mr. Rabs.]
*SF99: Looks like your little show didn't quite make the cut, Mr. Rabs. (SF99 flings Mr. Rabs' Nose.) Better luck next time, huh?
*[SF99 starts laughing as Vergnügungspark.]
*Mr. Rabs: (Angry) Yeah, next time.
*[Daddy Pig and SpongeBob exit the stage. Cut to outside. Sweet Victory begins to play.]
*Mr. Rabs: You know what? I've realized something. Awards don't matter! It doesn't matter what other people think, about your show! What mattered most was being with you guys! You're my friends, and that's more important than anything here.
*[Mr. Rabs' continues to speak in the background as we cut to SpongeBob, Patrick and Kuromi.]
*SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should head out, huh?
* Patrick: Yeah, Then bends has us scheduled for something called "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
*Kuromi: Sounds fun! Let's go!
*[Kuromi signals for a Taxi, and Jerry Atricks comes by in a limo.]
*Jerry Atricks: Hello again, Kuromi! Where to?
*Kuromi: To "Not being apart of the main gang and needing to be cut out of the final shot."
*Jerry Atricks: Most popular club of the night!
*[The three jump in and Jerry Atrick's limo drives off.]
*Mr. Rabs: And to think, none of these 51 episodes would be possible without the incredible support of my friends and enemies. I am truly fortunate to have such an amazing gang by my side!
*RongeRob: Hey! Somebody dropped gum over here!
*[RongeRob walks offscreen to pick it up.]
*Mr. Rabs: So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all!
*[The gang says hooray and jumps up as 0:41 plays. Freeze-frame. This slowly fades to black.]
===Worst Ending===
*Then bends: And now, for the final award of the night... the prestigious title of Best Show! The winner is....
*[Suddenly, Evil Mr. Rabs bursts into the scene.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Not so fast!
*[The crowd gasps.]
* RongeRob: Evil Mr. Rabs? What are you doing here?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm here to destroy your awards show! Muhahahaha!
*[His bomb explodes, killing everybody inside, and destroying the building.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Yes! Yes! Finally! I Win! MUHAHAHAHHA!
*[Evil Mr. Rabs dances to "Waltz of the Flowers."]
*Narrator: Well, that's the end of The Mr. Rabs Show. Everybody died and Evil Mr. Rabs won.
*[Cut to card reading "The end."]
==Tracklisting==
* Starlight Revue - Intro
* Award Winners A - "Remembering The Mr. Rabs Show"
* Lap Steel - Transition to RabsFinale.
* Lonely Hearts Club (a) - "I can't believe Apu would do that!"
* Kamakani B - "Well, I guess this is where we part ways."
* Hawaiian Happiness - The two start to walk together, to The Patty Shack.
* Starlight Revue - "ON MAY 3, 2024, THE RABS AWARDS WILL BE AIRING."
* A Touch of Elegance - Mr. Rabs invites everybody into his house.
* Sunny Samoa - "Oh my god! A Limo?" (breifly)
* Befuddled Gent - "How'd Mr. Rabs convince Then bends to do this?"
* Hawaiian Happiness - Then bends knocks on Mr. Rabs' door. (breifly)
* Hawaiian Breeze - "I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted."
* Lonely Violin - "Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!" (breifly)
* Hawaiian Breeze - "I can't believe I did that! What an idiot! That was my most popular show, gone! Stupid, stupid, stupid!" (breifly)
* Comic Walk - "What!"
* Astronauts March - Mr. Rabs stands up.
* Befuddled Gent (30 Sec) - Mr. Rabs goes to Then bends' house.
* House of Horror [#10.5] - "GIVE ME A GOOD REASON!"
* Whimsical Walk - "In fact, I already got Mr. Rabs 2.0 to agree to be in the show!"
* Flop and Go A - "Awesome sauce!" (breifly)
* Starlight Revue - "We're here!"
* Tympup A - Shot of the line.
* The Pollywog Strut - "Well, he's gone." (breifly)
* Whisper from the Past [#64.02] - "Is that who I think it is?"
* Great Moments 1 - "RongeRob!"
* Steel Licks 46 - "I'm ba-ack!"
* Great Moments 1 - "MR!!!" (breifly)
* Vibe Q Sting - "How come you're here, RongeRob?"
* Lap Steel - Flashback.
* Hawaiian Party - "It all started on February 29, 2024"
* Grand Orchestral Fanfare - "OH MY GOD!"
* Danger Zone - "And that's what happened!"
* Drama Link (o) - "How could he do this?"
* Heroes Win [#34] - "Fear not, Squiddard!"
* Hgliss & Bell - "I know!"
* Monocle And Pocket-Watch - "And that's what happened!" (breifly)
* Hawaiian Happiness - Then bends knocks on Mr. Rabs' door. (breifly)
* Hawaiian Breeze - "I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted."
* Fates - "I don't know." (breifly)
* Dramatic Impact (2) - "Clip show territory?"
* Vibe Link (b) - "Hello?"
* Hgliss & Bell - $100 bill.
* Goofy Conversation Continued - Mr. Rabs drags the dollar away.
* Finger of Suspicion 2 - Citizens think SpongeVille is haunted.
* Goofy Conversation - "Now, to haunt Squidward!"
* Lovely Scenery C - "What! My car's been infested with Nematodes?"
* Hawaiian Cocktail - Mr. Rabs' feels bad/"Come on, Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0!" (+1 pitch)
* Vibe Q Sting - "Remember the time Quidward haunted The Patty Shack?"
* The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka - "RongeRob!"
* Hawaiian Breeze - "Something's not right."
* House of Horror [#10.2] - "What was that?"
* House of Horror [#10.4.] - "Boo." (breifly)
* House of Horror [#10.5] - RongeRob runs out of the cooking area.
* Solo Steel 2 - Mr. Rabs' in bed. (breifly)
* House of Horror [#10.5] - "Quidward's haunting the Patty Shack!"
* Nude Sting - QUIDWARD!?!??!
* Steel Licks 22 - "I guess that makes it alright."
* Vibe Q Sting - "Remember when SF99 destroyed Bikini Bottom?"
* Tension BIts - "I'LL MAKE YOU NOT SAY THAT WORD!"
* Befuddled Gent (30 Sec) - They can't show that.
* Vibe Q Sting - "What about that time Mr. Rabs had amnesia?"
* Classic Soap 14 - "This isn't good."
* Vibe Q Sting - "Remember that time that Kanye West's AI-Twin went on the air?"
* Starlight Revue - "Hello, Mr. West." (very breifly)
* Wooden Bear - "Hello, Rabs."
* Tipsy Turvy - "Something's off with Kanye!"
* Gay Time - Barg N' Mart
* Dramatic Cue (d) - WH-WHA!?? MR. RABS! AND THE... OTHER MR. RABS'!
* Synopsis - Kanye sighs.
* Down By The Riverside - Recording Studio.
* Tension Bits - "No, he doesn't know my name!"
* Willy Nilly - "They had to change my name for legal purposes."
* Stepping Into Danger - "Wh-what? Wh-who's Squiddard? I don't know that guy!" (faintly)
* Tentacally Speaking - Squiddard walking.
* Tension Bits - "KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO IS BETTER THAN CHOIR BOYS!"
* Stiff Upper Lip - "All Choir Boys fans, come forward!"
* Steeping Into Danger - Mr. Rabs stops the flashback.
* The Mr. Rabs Show Intro Extended - "Legally, we can't show anymore than that!"
* Tuning Fork - "Oh, okay. I'll tell it differently so nobody'll get mad!"
* Astronauts March - Squiddard's speech.
* Whisper from the Past [#64.02] - "W-wow, Squiddard."
* Steel Licks 54 - "Gee, thanks!"
* Poor Ol Sod Shanty - Mr. Rabs' crying in his office.
* Wahini Wobble Faster - "It worked!"
* Gay Dog - "It all started when..."
* Drama Link (o) - "SpongeBob, wait!"
* Hawaiian Breeze - "That’s terrible!"
* Steel Licks 22 - "And I was the hardest I’d ever been!"
* Orchestral Link 31-35 (First Two Links Only) - "He wasn't any help either. No duh. So, I asked somebody who had always been reliable for me... Mr. Krabs!"
* Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - "I understand what you're going through."
* Bell Hop (A) - Flashback.
* Bell Hop (A) slowing edit rabs award - Flashback
* Hawaiian Cocktail - Mr. Krabs' cries.
* Hawaiian Happiness - "Thanks, Mr. Krabs. I'll try it out."/SpongeBob narrating.
* Slippery When Wet - "Hey!"
* Pua Paoakalani B - "He's moving away...?"
* Drama Link (E) - "SQUIDWARD IS MOVING!?!?"
* Fates - "YOU CAN'T REPLACE SQUIDWARD! NOBODY CAN!"
* Paradise Isle - "This really is it."
* Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst - "SpongeBob and Squidward's Favorite Songs!"
* Cellar Search - "Aha!"
* Blood In The Gutter - SpongeBob gets arrested.
* Four and Three - SpongeBob in prison.
* Chase That Car - SpongeBob escapes jail.
* Eastside Story (A) - "I'm looking for a "Bubble Bass."
* Tragic Bridge 2 - "SpongeBob!"
* Cellar Search - "I know what you did."
* Steel Licks 48 - "Oh, really?"
* Harry the Hippo [#56] - Mr. Rabs 2.0 gets mad at SpongeBob.
* Steel Licks 46 - "Sorry, guys!"
* Ascending Tension Bits - ""The Deez Nuts Episode" has at least 20 spelling mistakes!" (first note only)
* Starlight Revue - "Well, it seems like we're running out of lines here."
* WFL Parade Snare Drum - "9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!"
* Starlight Revue - "The Rabs Awards have started!"
* Down in Davie Jones Locker - "Oh no you don't!"
* Starlight Revue - "Wow! This place is beautiful! Could you believe it took us 15 pages just to get here!"
* Birth of the Krabby Patty - They find IShowSpeed.
* Bell Hop (A) - "Hi."
* Lap Steel - Pan above.
* The Pollywog Strut - Evil Mr. Rabs tries to break in.
* Steel Licks 22 - "Why won't this stupid ceiling break?!"
* Drama Link (d) - Evil Mr. Rabs burns his head.
* The Pollywog Strut - Evil Mr. Rabs tries to break in again.
* Humorous Conversation - Transition to Later. (breifly)
* Down in Davie Jones Locker - Bombs R' Us.
* Cocktail Lounge - Food area.
* Steel Licks 22 - "Damn it!"
* FlexTone Sting - Shot of food.
* Feel It - McDonald's Ad.
* Cocktail Lounge - "Anyway, now that we've got our food we should probably sit down."
* Heroes Win [#34] - "Not to worry!"
* Cocktail Lounge - "Now, let's eat!"
* Goofy Conversation - Evil Mr. Rabs at Bombs R' Us.
* Finger of Suspicion 2 - "With this bomb, I can kill everybody!"
* Cocktail Lounge - "Well, we're almost done."
* Starlight Revue - "Welcome to "The Rabs Awards!" with your host... Then bends!"
* Award Winners A - Screen lowers.
* Hawaiian Party - "Heeyyy! Ghetto Mr. Rabs!"
* record scratches SFX - "Woah, woah!"
* Hawaiian Party - "So, what's been going on lately?"
* Kiddy Kappers - "Another day, another.... gay."
* Hot Steel and Slide Licks 7A - "No way, man!"
* Hawaiian Flower 2 - "Oh well, I guess I should just give up."
* One Zero Zero - "We need a meeting with the uh... owner of The Plug."
* Comical Logos - Mr. Beast breaks in.
* Sponge Burgler - Evil Mr. Rabs walks in the front door.
* Grass Skirt Chase - Evil Mr. Rabs gets kicked out. (breifly)
* The Pollywog Strut - "How could I sneak into this awards show without getting caught?"
* Hgliss & Bell - Window.
* Hercule Poirot - Evil Mr. Rabs tries to sneak in.
* Hot Steel and Slide Licks 7A - "I've got to get a new agent!"
* Bad Tempi 1 - Costume store music.
* Spongemonger - Evil Mr. Rabs runs out.
* Back to the Future Main Theme - Evil Mr. Rabs starts to drive the DeLorean.
* Sponge Burgler - Evil Mr. Rabs goes inside with the plant disguise.
* Grass Skirt Chase - Evil Mr. Rabs gets kicked out again. (breifly)
* KamaKani B - Evil Mr. Rabs sitting on a rock.
* Tohoho.... C - Evil Mr. Rabs walks sadly back to his resturant.
* Starlight Revue - "Alright, everyone!"
* WFL Parade Snare Drum - Drumroll.
* Starlight Revue - Audience cheers./"Let's give another round of applause for our winner!".
* WFL Parade Snare Drum - Drumroll.
* Starlight Revue - Audience cheers again.
* Six Powerful Cues (D) - "Alright bends, I can't anymore!"/"Oh, look who's tallking!"/You're just a stupid Object Show Fan! A stubborn, egotistical jerk who can't handle anyone questioning your so-called "genius!"/"You couldn't come up with an original idea if it... if it fucked you in the ass!"/"You know that?"/"Everything you write is Safe and predictable!"/"Never heard of that before!"Unlike you, I'm not afraid to take risks and explore new territory."
* Stepping into Danger - "What's wrong? Cat got your tounge?"
* Whisper from the Past - "I ruined everything."
* Nude Sting - Everybody looks at Mr. Rabs.
* MORE SOON FOR FOR FUTURE BENDS - Line 827.
* Lap Steel - Transition to Inside.
* Kuromi Note: "Kuromi Note Number 69!"
* Mental Caverns Without Sunshine - The Void.
* Pomp and Circumstance - Mr. Rabs 2.0's Speech
* Hooka - "I'm sorry, Mr. Labs."
* Peter Griffin Voting Time! - Musical Number.
* Hot Steel and Slide Licks 39A - SF99 smacks Mr. Labs.
* Hot Steel and Slide Licks 39B - Squiddard smacks Mr. Labs.
* Clowning Around - Voting.
* Toy Piano - Windows 98 and 95.
* Drama Link (o) - "I THOUGHT I MADE EVERYTHING BETTER!"
* Six Powerful Cues (D) - The other versions of Windows look at Mr. Rabs.
* Whisper from the Past - "Listen, my Windows. I know it's hard to forgive someone who might have inadvertently caused harm, but we must understand the context of Mr. Rabs' actions. He was unaware of the consequences of his words. Mr. Rabs is not an evil man. He's just like all of us. He's learned from his mistakes, just as we've learned from ours. Blaming him for actions he took when he didn't fully understand the situation isn't fair. Even if that was only 5 minutes ago."
* The Rake Hornpipe - Mr. Rabs and RongeRob go back to the voting area.
* Bobmatisme - Ad Break.
* Hot Steel and Slide Licks 7A - SF99 smacks Mr. Labs again.
* Tension Bits - Then bends becomes angered.
* Credit Card Heaven - "Great idea, boy!"
* Wooden Bear - SpongeGar makes his way to the stage.
* Melodramatic Moments 4 - "God!"
* People's Court - SF99 flies out the room with Maggie Pesky.
* Steel Licks 41 - "That hurt!"
* Moloka'i Nui (a) - "You guys saved my life!"
* Another Best Day Ever - Audience cheers.
* Old Hilo March - The gang leaves the room. (breifly)
* Sweet Victory - Ending.
* Ocean Man - Credits Song 1
* Ollie North - Credits Song 2
* Jingle Rabs - Credits Song 3
* Last Call - Credits Song 4
* All you are going to want to do is get back there - "In the near or far future..."
==Promotion==
Before the episode released, there was a lot of promotion material. Then bends also presented in front of his school to promote the show, although many were confused.
===Album===
Main Article: The Golden Sigma Album Volume I: The Rabs Awards
The Golden Sigma Album Volume I: The Rabs Awards is collab album created by Young Diarrhea and Then bends to promote The Rabs Awards. It was released by My Asshole llc on February 18, 2024.
===Scenes/Teasers ===
Many scenes were released from the episode on the official website to promote the upcoming episode.
====Trailer==== 
*[Fade in from black.]
* Mr. Rabs: We're here!
*[They step outside the limo.]
* Mr. Zabs: Wow! This is amazing!
* Narrator: On May 3, 2024...
*[Cut to RongeRob and Mr. Rabs in front of The Patty Shack.]
* RongeRob: Well, I guess this is where I leave you. It's been real.
* Narrator: Mr. Rabs...
*[Cut to Then bends at Mr. Rabs' front door.]
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair!
*Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* Narrator: Is back!!
* [Mr. Rabs and slams his hand on Then bends' door so hard that it bleeds.]
*Then bends: Hell- OH MY GOD! Are you okay, Mr. Rabs? Your hand is-
* Mr. Rabs: I know my hand is bleeding!
* Narrator: The Rabs Awards! Coming May 3, 2024!
*[Cut to black.]
====Scene 1====
NOTE: This is an unmodified scene from the transcript.
* Mr. Rabs: How come we didn't finish that clip?
*[A big stack of papers falls down out of nowhere.]
* RongeRob: Then bends says that "he didn't want to take up too much space."
*[Another singular paper falls down.]
* RongeRob: And that he's sorry.
====Scene 2====
NOTE: This is an unmodified scene from the transcript. 
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hey, did anyone notice how the weather's been lately?
* Mr. Labs: Not really, been too busy reminiscing.
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yeah, but it's probably sunny, like always.
* RongeRob: I could use some sun.
* Mr. Zabs: Guys, we've got like, what, 15 words left?
* Mr. Rabs: Well, let's count them down.
* All: 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
*[Fireworks burst off in the background.]
*Announcer: The Rabs Awards have started!
*Usher: Ticket. please.
* Mr. Rabs: Here you go!
*Usher: Alright, go in.
*[They go inside.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Hello, could I come in?
*Usher: Sorry, the show has already started.
*[The Usher goes inside, and slams the door.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh no you don't!
====Scene 3====
NOTE: This is an unmodified scene from the transcript. 
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, this should work!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs claps his hands.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: OSAMA!!!!!
*[The DeLorean falls out of the sky.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's get this popsicle stand started or something... I don't know that phrase, I'm not white enough.
* [Evil Mr. Rabs jumps in the front seat and starts to drive the DeLorean.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, let's go... 10 minutes in the past!
*[The DeLorean continues to go forward, and disappears into the fire.]
* Narrator: 10 minutes earlier...
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Hmm... Maybe I can just walk in through the front door! (Talking to the audience:) Mr. Rabs IS pretty stupid after all!
*[The DeLorean suddenly appears.]
*Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Listen! I'm you from the future! To get any of the stupid Time Travel writing out of the way, you're just gonna disappear, okay?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, I mean-
*Future Evil Mr. Rabs: Please?
* Past Evil Mr. Rabs: Of course, Darling!
*[Past Evil Mr. Rabs explodes.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, let's popsicle this blowstand!
*[He puts on the plant disguise, and goes in.]
*Usher: Hey!
*[The Usher blows his whistle.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: I'm a pla-
* [Cut to a shot of the outside. The Usher opens the door, and Punches Evil Mr. Rabs across the screen.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs (off screen): Not again!
====Scene 4====
NOTE: This is an modified scene from the transcript. This has been modified to prevent spoilers.
*Then bends: Come on up, Skibidi!
*[Skibidi Toilet walks onto the stage.]
*Then bends: Congratulations, Skibidi! How do you feel?
*Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep.
*Then bends: Fascinating! And what do you have to say?
*Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes.
*Then bends: Insightful words indeed. Now, what are your plans for the future of "Skibidi Toilet"?
*Skibidi Toilet: Yes Yes, Skibidi Dop Dop Dop, Skibidi Doppity Diep Diep.
*Then bends: Thank you, Skibidi, for sharing your thoughts with us. Let's give another round of applause for our winner!
====Scene 5====
NOTE: This is an modified scene from the transcript. This has been modified to prevent spoilers. 
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: So, have either of you two heard of liberals?
*FlowerBob: Liberals? Oh yeah! I hate those guys!
*Hamood Habibi: إنهم حمقى.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Wow, SongBob! You've got some smart friends.
* Mr. Eabs: Yeah, we all hate liberals here!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah! Wait, no I don't.
*Patrick: What's a liberal?
*[Everybody looks at Patrick. Tympup (a)]
*SpongeBob: Liberals are evil people who spread Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus!
*Patrick: Kamala Harris Woke Mind Virus? That's terrible!
*SpongeBob: I know.
*[SpongeBob puts his head down, dejected.]
*SpongeBob: But, there's nothing we can do about it.
*SongBob: Yeah. I mean, what kind of fool could like liberals?
* [Pomp and Circumstance plays.]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Right. We have only one true leader, and that is Mr. Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a visionary leader who has single-handedly saved this country from the brink of destruction. His policies have brought prosperity, security, and freedom to all true patriots! And let me tell you, folks, those liberals can't stand it! They'll do anything to undermine our great leader and his accomplishments!
*Others: Yeah!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: But we won't let them win! We will stand strong together, united in our support for President Trump and the values he represents! We will continue to fight against the liberal agenda and defend our way of life. So let me hear you all say it loud and proud: "Make America Great Again!"
*Others: Make America Great Again!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: That's the spirit! Together, we will make sure that America remains the greatest nation on Earth, now and forever!
*[Everybody cheers.]
* Mr. Rabs: (Sniffling) That was beautiful!
* Kuromi: I think I just pissed myself, that was so good.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Thank you for showing up, SongBob. Without you, we wouldn't have heard Mr. Rabs 2.0's beautiful speech! I don't think I'm gay anymore, in fact.
*Then bends (Off-screen): We're already gonna use that plot point!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, right.
====Scene 6====
NOTE: This is an unmodified scene from the transcript. 
*Utrenkl: (Entranced) Wow..... he knows his way around long things...
*Boykisser: (Smacks Utrenkl) Get yourself together man!
*[The audience starts arguing. Suddenly, IShowSpeed throws popcorn at Incidental 70.]
*Incidental 70: Hey! What was that for!
*IShowSpeed: I'll tell you: Food fight!
*CaseOh: Ooh boy! I love food!
*[Everybody starts throwing food around. Some grapes land on Lady Upturn's outfit.]
*Lady Upturn: No! I brought my fanciest clothes today! I'm highly offended!
*[A bunch of glue lands on Squiddard.]
*Squiddard: Of course. Just like in real life.
*[Squiddard walks away, disappointed. A bunch of grape jam lands on the variants of Mr. Rabs.]
*Purple Mr. Zabs: No! I can't be purple! I wanna be original and awesome!
*Animany: Tell that to Then bends!
*Barney Stinson: I love being Awesome!
*[Cut to Hotel Mario Mario, talking to Hotel Mario Luigi.]
*Hotel Mario Luigi: I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!
*[Suddenly, Luigi is covered in 200ft of spaghetti.]
*Hootel Mario Mario: Now that's what you call losta spaghetti!
*[Ba-dum tiss. Cut to Wega, with a giant watermelon.]
*Wega: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*[Wega throws the watermelon at Mr. Rabs, however it misses, landing on Mr. Eabs.]
* Mr. Eabs: Hey, watch it!
*[He throws a pie at IShowSpeed, but it hits SpongeTom instead.]
*SpongeTom: Ah, I'm all sticky now!
*Squiddard: Don't.
*[Squiddard slips on a banana peel.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
*Mr. Krabs: What is it, BOB?
*SpongeBob: We can join in, and sell Krabby Patties for people to throw!
*[Mr. Krabs' eyes turn into dollar signs as Credit Card Heaven plays.]
*Mr. Krabs: Great idea, boy!
*[Mr. Krabs pulls a Krabby Patty stand out of his pants, and a bunch of customers suddenly line up to buy them. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick throwing Ice Cream at each other.]
*SpongeBob: This is the best food fight ever, Patrick!
*Patrick: Yeah! I hope this never ends!
* Narrator: 12 Seconds Later....
*[Everybody is covered with food.]
*Then bends: This isn't good. Let's bring out the cleanup crew!
*Phineas: What'd you need us for, Then bends?
*Then bends: I need you to clean up all the food, please.
*Phineas: Absolutely!
*[Phineas and Ferb use a robot machine to clean up all the food.]
*Then bends: Thanks, as always.
==Deleted Scene==
*Mr. Zabs: It's "Fat Albert ⅔ Part 2: Albert's Revenge!"
*Mr. Rabs: That's not even a movie on here!
*Mr. Zabs: Oh.
==Trivia==
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*This is the largest article on the wiki.
*This is currently the longest episode of The Mr. Rabs Show
*This is the first episode to be sponsored. (That being of McDonald's.) 
*This episode was released two days early on "The Complete Fifth Season" Re-Release DVD.
*This is the third episode where every character to have been in the show up to that point has appeared. The first was "I'm Your Biggest Rabsatic" and the second was "RabsFinale."
*This is the last episode in Season 5, making it the longest season to premiere, taking 10 months.
*This is the first episode to reference "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off."
*This is currently the only episode to have a page that includes a fully detailed page.
=== Unused Content ===
*Originally, the voting segment was to be skipped, with the time card "Much Voting About Nothing Later..." being used.
*Then bends was going to have his role filled by Troy McClure, however this wasn't present in the final version.
*The location of Shitterton was to be referenced, with a character mentioning "East Shitterton." This was never added.
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