Achtung hier kommt, Ernie!

Achtung, hier kommt Ernie!: Seine schönsten Geschichten ("Attention, Here Comes Ernie!: His Best Stories") is a Sesamstrasse video released in 1998, compiling several songs and sketches from Sesame Street about Ernie.
Image:AchtunghierkommtErnieGermanReissue.jpg|German VHS reissue, along with Spielst du mit mir?
==Segments==
*Ernie wants to show Bert his ice cube collection. The ice cubes were so cold that he had to put them in a box covered with an electric blanket. Much to Ernie's surprise, the ice cubes have disappeared. Since they were replaced with water, Ernie suspects that a fish might have stolen them. Bert tells him that it's because they've melted. Ernie, however, is now convinced that a fish melted the ice cubes, and angrily walks out the door to "tear him fin-from-fin."
*Bert refuses to share his cookie with Ernie, who tells Bert that if the cookie was his, he wouldn't mind sharing. Ernie takes the cookie and asks Bert to ask him if he would share it.
*At the movies, a lady with a tall hat sits in front of Ernie and Bert. She blocks Ernie's view, so he asks her if she'd mind taking it off. When she places the hat on the seat next to her, Bert's view is now obstructed.
*Ernie and Cookie Monster note that they're the same in a lot of ways, and then become paranoid that they can't tell each other apart. An Anything Muppet tells them how they are different, which relieves them of their stress.
*On the deck of The Love Boat, a uniformed Ernie expresses how much he loves this boat. "Ernest" shares his love with Amanda, a grumpy patron, a fish, and soon several passengers who join them in their love for this boat.
*Bert is trying to write a letter but finds it difficult when Ernie operates his electric fan right next to him. Bert blows up at Ernie and says he is "hot and bothered," and Ernie has just the thing for that: more cool air.
*Ernie and Bert cooperate to make Ernie's bed. Ernie notices that on his bed, which Bert is preparing, there is one side where the blanket is shorter than the other. Bert suggests that Ernie and he cooperate while making the blanket even on both sides, in the process the blanket is shorter at one side than the other.
*Lefty sells Ernie an invisible ice cream cone; Ernie pays for it with an invisible nickel.
*Cookie Monster appears to Ernie as the Cookie Bunny.
*Ernie brings home a surprise, and he tells Bert to guess what it is. The surprise turns out to be a puppy. Bert wants to call the puppy "Norman"; Ernie suggests "Godzilla the Wonder-Dog".
*On a rainy day, Ernie watches TV, when Bert suggests he do something else, like write a story. Thus, Ernie sets everything out on the table, including pencils, paper, a pencil sharpener, and a wastebasket (which somehow ended up on Bert's head). Ernie is now ready to write a story, but instead, he leaves everything set out for when he gets an idea.
*The Count hires Ernie to answer his phone so that he won't be bothered with calls while he is counting. However, when the phone rings, the Count wants to count the rings and won't let Ernie pick up the phone until it's too late. "I told you it wouldn't be easy," the Count explains.
*At night, Ernie can't sleep because he's thirsty. Bert is out of town visiting his brother Bart, so Ernie calls Bert on the phone to tell him he's thirsty. He follows Bert's advice to get a glass of water, but calls Bert again to thank him, and say he can't sleep. Bert suggests that he count sheep ... except Ernie doesn't hang up the phone.
*Cookie Monster becomes happy and sad when he finds a seemingly empty cookie jar with one cookie left. He becomes sad after he eats it, but Ernie comes by with a bag of cookies for him. But he becomes sad again when he eats them all.
*Ernie and Bert Sketches: Nighttime: Ernie sings a lullaby. 
*Caveman Days: Taking the kid to school. Ernie (the father) and Bert (the kid) go over the procedure of crossing the street.
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Category:Sesamstrasse Video