Sesame Street Presents: Ernie and Bert Save the Street transcript

== Prologue: Get ready to play (Luis's welcome home day) ==
Gordon: "Hey, Susan, Miles, you got everything prepared for Luis's welcome home party?"
Susan: "We sure do."
Miles: "We got the welcome home cake, the welcome home banner and the welcome home decorations and party games all prepared."
Gordon: "That's good."
Carlo: "Well he should be here any single minute now."
Big Bird: "Oh boy, I can't wait 'til he gets here."
[Music In Background]
Bob: Hey this is gonna be a super good day
get ready to play
it's Luis's welcome home day
Telly: there'll be excitement and laughter
Baby Bear: and snack foods to shawe
Grover: get ready to play
it's Luis's welcome home day
Elmo: plenty of time for play time
Cookie Monster: and plenty of time for snack time too
Zoe: get ready to play
Prairie Dawn: get ready to stay
Ernie, Bert and Lulu: it's Luis's welcome home day
[Music Ends]
Nina: "Okay, you guys, Luis should be here any time soon."
[Footsteps Approaching]
Celina: "Hey look, here he comes right now, get prepared, everybody."
The Sesame Street residents prepare themselves 'til Luis shows up.
Luis: "Hola, everybody, what's happening?"
Purple Monster/Toby: "Looking good around here."
Ernie: "Luis, you're here, welcome home to Sesame Street."
Luis: "Gracias, mi amigos, I appreciate it."
Bert: "Hey, Luis, who's that purple monster with you?"
Luis: "Oh this is Toby, mi amigo y asistente who helps me at the Fix-It Shop."
Herry: "Wow, Luis has an assistant working with him at the Fix-It Shop."
Murray: "So, Luis, do Maria and Gabi still hang around with you at the Fix It Shop?"
Luis: "Well, guys, they used to, but ever since mine and Maria's divorce, Maria and Gabi wanted to spend more time with 1 another, so I decided to have Toby for my assistant."
Abby: "My parents divorce was kind of hard on me at 1st, but I eventually got over it."
Susan: "That's good to know about, Abby."
[Sounds Of Fly Buzzing]
The fly lands right on Ernie's right sneaker, and Ernie shoos it away.
[Music In Background]
Ernie: A fly flew on my toe
a fly flew on my toe
it flew on my toe
and I wanted it to go
oh
goodbye, fly
fly listen to my song
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong
[Music Continues in Background]
Zoe: a fly flew on my knee
a fly flew on my knee
it flew on my knee
I was mad as can be
Ernie: it flew on my toe 
and I wanted it to go
oh 
Ernie and Zoe: goodbye, fly
fly listen to my song
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong
[Music Continues In Background]
Herry: a fly flew on my thigh
a fly flew on my thigh
it flew on my thigh
and I wanted to cry
Zoe: it flew on my knee
I was mad as can be
Ernie: it flew on my toe 
and I wanted it to go
oh
Ernie, Zoe and Herry: goodbye, fly
fly listen to my song
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong
[Music Continues In Background]
Count Von Count: a fly flew on my chest
a fly flew on my chest
it flew on my chest
and it wasn't the best
Herry: it flew on my thigh 
and I wanted to cry
Zoe: it flew on my knee
I was mad as can be
Ernie: it flew on my toe
and I wanted it to go
oh
Ernie, Zoe, Herry and Count Von Count: goodbye, fly
fly listen to my song
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong
[Music Continues In Background]
Chris: a fly flew on my nose
a fly flew on my nose
it flew on my nose
that's the worst I suppose
Count Von Count: it flew on my chest 
and it wasn't the best
Herry: it flew on my thigh 
and I wanted to cry
Zoe: it flew on my knee
I was mad as can be
Ernie: it flew on my toe
and I wanted it to go
oh
Ernie, Zoe, Herry, Count Von Count and Chris: goodbye, fly
fly listen to my song
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong
[Music Continues In Background]
Nina: a fly flew in my hair
a fly flew in my hair
it flew in my hair
and it just wasn't fair
Chris: it flew on my nose
that's the worst I suppose
Count Von Count: it flew on my chest 
and it wasn't the best
Herry: it flew on my thigh 
and I wanted to cry
Zoe: it flew on my knee
I was mad as can be
Ernie: it flew on my toe 
and I wanted it to go 
oh
Ernie, Zoe, Herry, Count Von Count, Chris and Nina: goodbye, fly
fly listen to my song
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong
goodbye, fly
fly back where you belong.......
[Music Ends]
Alan: "Hey, everybody, come inside Hooper's Store, there's a news report on television."
The Sesame Street residents go inside Hooper's Store and watch the news report on television.
=== Inside Hooper's Store/watching the news report ===
Sesame Street Announcer: "We interrupt this program to bring you this crazy story, we take you now to Warren Wolf for a fast breaking news report."
Warren Wolf: "Good afternoon, everybody, this is Warren Wolf, reporting live on Sesame Street News, we just recieved some terrible news around here, which I don't know about, so let's go over to my good friend, Kermit so he can tell all of us about it."
Cut back to Reporter Kermit on the other part of the news report.
Reporter Kermit: "Thanks a bunch, Warren, now this just in, 3 villain business men named Jack Salzar, John Dangerously and Ben Dastardly are planning to take control of everything on Sesame Street."
Jack Salzar: "1 of these days, it'll be the end of your aparments and the end of your shopping centers."
John Dangerously: "We're gonna put up this great big museum here."
Ben Dastardly: "Outside with the old and inside with the new."
Ernie: "What's going on, you guys?"
Chris: "It's those nasty criminals, Jack Salzar, John Dangerously and Ben Dastardly, they're plannin' to tear down Sesame Street and put up a great big museum."
Bert: "Oh no, that's terrible and horrible!"
Elmo: "Elmo doesn't want that to happen!"
Wolfgang: [Barking And Howling]
Toby: "We must save Sesame Street from disaster strikes!"
Oscar: "What are we waiting for? who can save Sesame Street."
Ernie: "Bert and I can help save Sesame Street."
Toby: "And so can I."
Bert: "Come on, Ernie, come on, Toby, let's go out there and save Sesame Street."
Ernie, Bert and Toby go on their mission quest
Warner Bros. Pictures Presents
Sesame Street Presens: Ernie and Bert Save the Street
Directed by Joey Mazzarino and Frank Oz 
Produced by Brian Henson and Shawn Levy
Music composed by Christophe Beck
Screenplay written by David Guion and Michael Handelman
Starring the following
Keke Palmer
Kevin Spacey 
Tim Curry 
Alec Baldwin
Bill Hader 
and Mindy Kaling
== Scene 1: Oceanview, Illinois ==
Ernie: "Wow, Oceanview, Illinois sure looks the exact same from when Big Bird 1st came here."
Bert: "It reminds us of our very 1st movie."
Toby: "Look, you guys, there's a super spy agent shop down town, let's go over there."
Ernie, Bert and Toby walk around and go right inside the Super Spy Agent Shop.
=== The Super Spy Agent Shop ===
Agent Lucas: "Welcome to the Super Spy Agent Shop, how can I help you guys here?"
Toby: "Me, Ernie and Bert would like some super spy agent gear, please?"
Agent Lucas: "And why's that?"
Ernie: "Everything's gonna be torn down: Hooper's Store, the Fix-It Shop, Celina's Dance Studio, Finders Keepers, Charlie's Restaurant and all of it!"
Bert: "Now don't worry about it, Ernie, we're gonna save Sesame Street like brave young heroes."
Ernie: "You're absolutely right, Bert, we're gonna be super spy agents."
Toby: "And so am I."
Ernie, Bert and Toby pay for their super spy agent gear and put them on in the changing booth.
Ernie: "Okay, guys, let's head on out."
Ernie, Bert and Toby head on out in their super spy gear.
=== Back on Sesame Street ===
Baby Bear is reading a super good book about the jungle life, the ocean life and the fantasy universe.
Baby Bear: "This looks like a supew good book to wead about."
[Music In Background]
Baby Bear: Thewe's a tigew in my book
and a lion in my book
thewe's a sneaky alligatow 
I can spy on in my book
sometimes all I need
is a book to wead
Baby Bear (continued) thewe awe piwates in my book
on an ocean in my book
thewe's a sowcewew with secwet magic potions in my book
and to leawn whewe the stowy will leadI just wead
Baby Bear: on a quiet day
I could go outside and play
Baby Bear (continued): but thewe's adventuwe in my bookso exciting in my booktuwn the pagessee the pictuweswead the wwiting in my bookyes sometimes all I needis a book to wead
[Music Ends]
Cut back to Big Bird, Snuffy, Alice, Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester with Hoots. 
Chester: "Sesame Street sure looks nice around here." 
Big Bird: "I know, Chester, some things have changed ever since the day after Mr. Hooper passed away and I got all of his possesions to remember him by." 
Snuffy: "And ever since Mr. Handford retired and later passed away, Alice and I still have his memories about him." 
Alice: "Good memories." 
Elmo: "Elmo and Jessie still have all of Uncle Jack's memory valuables including his jokes and baseball gear." 
Jessie: "Boy, my dad sure did love baseball and jokes." 
Rosita: "Ever since my papi got in a wheelchair, he uses it to get around places, it's really fascinating." 
Chris: "And ever since my mother passed away back in 2009, I still have my memories about her." 
Chester: "Those really are some changes." 
Hoots: "Oh yeah, changes, and I got just a super good song for all of you." 
[Music In Background] 
Hoots: Things are always changin'so don't be sad and bluechange can make you happy'cause it brings you somethin' new
Hoots (continued): your caterpillar's all wrapped upand he won't tell you whyinside his sack he's changin'soon he'll be a butterfly
Hoots: and you know it doesn't matterif you lost your pollywogsthey really didn't disappearthey all changed into frogs 
Hoots: (spoken) "Hey!" 
Hoots (continued): things are always changin'so don't be sad and blue
Hoots: change can make you happy'cause it brings you somethin' new
Hoots: "Sing it!" 
Big Bird, Snuffy (except Alice), Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester: things are always changingso don't be sad and blue
Big Bird, Snuffy (except Alice), Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester (continued): change can make you happy'cause it brings you something new
Hoots: yeah not much stays just like it wasas that old clock keeps tickin'for every little egg you loseyou could get back a chicken
Hoots (continued): and if you plant an acornand wait a year or 3then turn around and look againyou just may find a tree
Hoots: "Hey!" 
Hoots: things are always changin'so don't be sad and blue'''''
Hoots (continued): change can make you happy'cause it brings you somethin' new
Hoots: "Sing it!" 
Big Bird, Snuffy (except Alice), Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester: things are always changingso don't be sad and blue'''''
Big Bird, Snuffy (except Alice), Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester: change can make you happy'cause it brings you somethin' new
Hoots: the seasons keep on changin' toothe summer turns to fallno more swimmin', no more picnicsbut we get to play football
Hoots: "Hey!" 
Hoots (continued): things are always changin'so don't be sad and blue
Hoots: change can make you happy'cause it brings you somethin' new
Hoots: "Everybody!"
Big Bird, Snuffy (except Alice), Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester: things are always changingso don't be sad and blue
Big Bird, Snuffy (except Alice), Elmo, Jessie, Rosita and Chester: change can make you happy'cause it brings you something new.........
Hoots: "Hey!"
Big Bird: "Wow, Hoots, now we know that some changes can be wonderful."
Hoots: "Exactly right, you'll still have your memories of your loved 1s who are no longer with all of you."
=== Back at Oceanville, Illinois ===
Ernie: "Wow, look at that giant rubber ducky on top of that building, it reminds me of a super good song to sing about."
[Music In Background]
Ernie: Rubber Ducky
you're the 1
you make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you
woh, woh
bo de bo
Ernie (continued): Rubber Ducky
joy of joys
when I squeeze you
you make noise
Rubber Ducky
you're my best friend 
it's true
doo dee doo dee doo
Ernie: every day when I
make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
cute and yellow and chubby
rub a dub a dubby
Ernie (continued): Rubber Ducky 
you're so fine
and I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you......
Ernie, Bert and Toby continue their mission quest.
=== Stuie's apartment ===
[Music In Background]
Stuie: Fur 
I am covered with fur
from my snoot to my spur
I'm a furry fella
Stuie: fur 
when you stroke it 
I purr
when you poke it
I grrr
it's maroon and yella
Other Muppet Monsters:Fur 
keeps me warm when it's brrr
don't you wish that you were 
fairly bursting with fur, fur, fur?
yes 
fur is beautiful 
fur is clever
furthermore
I'll love fur furever!
fur 
unfurgettable fur
now you may find fur too frightful,
but I'd never switch
I find my fur delightful,
but boy does it itch!you may see fur as horrible,
I say 
no sir
to me 
my fur's adorable
and I'm covered with fur.
I kinda grow itStuie and Muppet Monsters: furmy head's in a whirmy thoughts are a blurwhen I think of my fur-bulous,furst-rate fur!oh fur 
unfurgettable fur........
=== Back inside Hooper's Store (with Cookie Monster using his healthy eating habits) ===
Cookie Monster: "Me sure enjoy healthy eating habits."
[Rap Music In Background]
Cookie Monster: Well me known for eating cookie
when me don't
they shout
look he trying to throw loyal fans a curve
what he doing eating fish
or vegetable dish
man he sure got lot of nerve
Cookie Monster (continued): well me answer you straight
when me filling up platetaking only cookies all wrong
Cookie Monster: 'cause you also gotta eatfruit or veggies and meatif you wanna be healthy and strong
Cookie Monster: "Yo!"
Fly Girls: healthy food
 Cookie Monster: boy it tastes so good
Fly Girls: tastes so good
Cookie Monster: me 1 healthy dude
Fly Girls: healthy dude
Cookie Monster: 'cause me eat healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: me love it boiled or stewed
Fly Girls: boiled or stewed
Cookie Monster: me love it whole or chewed
Fly Girls: whole or chewed
Cookie Monster: you'd feel just great if you eat some healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
[Music Continues In Background]
Cookie Monster: Me promise that when you eat varied menuyou get more out of every meal
Cookie Monster (continued): you need balanced dietcome on and try itnot believe how great you'll feel
Cookie Monster: munch some carrots or beansor poultry or greensalong with your chocolate chip
Cookie Monster: and banana or plumwill make you go yumnutrition it really hip
Cookie Monster: "Girls!"
Fly Girls: healthy food
 Cookie Monster: boy it tastes so good
Fly Girls: tastes so good
Cookie Monster: me 1 healthy dude
Fly Girls: healthy dude
Cookie Monster: 'cause me eat healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: me love it boiled or stewed
Fly Girls: boiled or stewed
Cookie Monster: me love it whole or chewed
Fly Girls: whole or chewed
Cookie Monster: you'd feel just great if you eat some healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: there broiled spring chicken
grapes ripe for picking
and swordfish, tuna and trout
and apple and cherry
and all kinds of berry
and broccoli and Brussel sprout
Cookie Monster (continued): there lettuce, tomato
boiled new potato
there spinach and celery and beet
milk and honey and cheese 
peanuts, peppers and peas
pears and peaches 
and cream of wheat
Cookie Monster: "Word up!"
Fly Girls: healthy food
 Cookie Monster: boy it tastes so good
Fly Girls: tastes so good
Cookie Monster: me 1 healthy dude
Fly Girls: healthy dude
Cookie Monster: 'cause me eat healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: me love it boiled or stewed
Fly Girls: boiled or stewed
Cookie Monster: me love it whole or chewed
Fly Girls: whole or chewed
Cookie Monster: you'd feel just great if you eat some healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
(repeated Again)
Fly Girls: healthy food
 Cookie Monster: boy it tastes so good
Fly Girls: tastes so good
Cookie Monster: me 1 healthy dude
Fly Girls: healthy dude
Cookie Monster: 'cause me eat healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: me love it boiled or stewed
Fly Girls: boiled or stewed
Cookie Monster: me love it whole or chewed
Fly Girls: whole or chewed
Cookie Monster: you'd feel just great if you eat some healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: "Go, girls!"
Fly Girls: healthy food
 Cookie Monster: boy it tastes so good
Fly Girls: tastes so good
Cookie Monster: me 1 healthy dude
Fly Girls: healthy dude
Cookie Monster: 'cause me eat healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
Cookie Monster: me love it boiled or stewed
Fly Girls: boiled or stewed
Cookie Monster: me love it whole or chewed
Fly Girls: whole or chewed
Cookie Monster: you'd feel just great if you eat some healthy food
Fly Girls: healthy food
[Music Ends]
Cut back to Ernie, Bert and Toby in Oceanville, Illinois.........
Ernie: "Okay, you guys, now that we're super spy agents, let's go out there and save Sesame Street." 
Bert: "Oh yeah, let's go." 
Toby: "Now remember, we gotta keep on the lookout for patrolling enemies, so try not to get caught by any of them, you got that?" 
Ernie: "Yes, Toby, we got it." 
Ernie, Bert and Toby sneak around Oceanville, Illinois and sneak around right past patrolling enemies without getting spotted by them. 
Ernie: "Well, we snuck right past them and we never got spotted." 
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