Mick Flair/3.0

Mick Flair (born Mick Jhonson) was a character role-played by GrandPooBear.
== General Description ==
Mickolas Mick Tobacco Discretion Jhonson IV was a 15-time world wrestling champion and alleged drug dealer. He moved to Los Santos on March 5, 2021 to claim the Los Santos World Wrestling Championship title. He was known to store six barbells in his ass to work out on the go with friends, and was therefore unable to swim due to the additional weight. Due to needs of his criminal life, he has changed this habit in order to better facilitate swimming as parts of escape plans.
Mick was formerly the leader of The Syndicate, the criminal branch of Tupac Shakur's organization, working as part of The Four Equestrians with Virgil Simpson, Richard Chiclets, and Nancy Drew. On March 21, 2021, Mick received his first felony conviction when Deputy Anita May and Cadet Jeffrey Bundy arrested him for running oxy. During Mick's trial, his own lawyer put him on the stand and had him admit that he ran oxy to get paid in oxy. The judge found Mick guilty.
Mick was the primary leader of The Stable, sharing leadership with three other Stable Hands. He operated as the hacker for various jobs both for The Stable and at times for his half-brother Barry Benson's gang, the Bondi Boys MC. He successfully hacked the City Vault twice, as well as numerous other bank jobs.
Mick repeatedly challenged Melbert Rickenbacker's alter ego "The Fella" for the Los Santos Championship on Pay-Per-View for $69.95. Mick and Mel finally clashed in an unsanctioned match atop a rooftop of spectators. Mick attempted to trade fists with Mel but got knocked unconscious. As Mel carried Mick to the edge of the rooftop, Mick held on and the two tumbled onto the asphalt below. Mick stood up triumphantly, and praised Mel as the ambulance carted him away. Mick would later reveal that due to a lawsuit, he lost the rights to his stage name "Mick Flair", his catch phrases, and championships--and had to return to his original birth name Mick Jhonson.
==🐴 The Four Equestrians==
4EQ
Mick started 4EQ with Dick Chiclets, Nancy Drew, and Virgil Simpson to plan, promote, and host events around Los Santos. Mick showcasted at their first event, the "Burger Shot & Dean World 500" on April 17, 2021 at Vinewood Racetrack. After the success of the first event, they acquired a business license and founded 4EQ on April 19, 2021, and are the current owners and operators of the Vinewood Racetrack. 4EQ hosted subsequent events at the race track including a motorcycle joust and a LSPD vs. BCSO demolition derby.
Vault Tec
Under the guise of Vault Tec, Mick, Dick, and Virgil planned a bank heist that was successfully executed on May 9, 2021. The plan involved convincing the police that the robbery was actually a planned penetration test on Fleeca Bank security systems. Virgil built a web presence for the fictional Vault Tec Services and a fake Fleeca Bank website and to mislead the authorities. Mick was in charge of breaking into the bank vault itself. Dick played the role of "door-man" and was in charge of speaking to the police when they arrived at the bank. Sexton Hardcastle, Jeffrey Bundy, and the rest of the responding police officers accepted their story and left.
On May 21, 2021, The Vault Tec crew of Dick, Mick, and Virgil attempted to rob the Paleto Bank, but were single-handedly thwarted by Mike Block who coincidentally arrived at the bank them seconds after arriving themselves.
On June 8, 2021, The Vault Tec crew of Dick, Mick and Nancy Drew successfully robbed Paleto Bank (Blaine County Savings Bank) with the assistance of Ursula Leichenberg in a transport helicopter. Virgil created the Blaine County Savings Bank website, and Dick created the Vault Tec work order to perform another standard penetration test of the bank's vault as well as the removal of any marked bills for incineration. Nancy played the role of supervisor in place of Virgil, and Mick and Dick performed the necessary "upgrades" to the vault after it failed the penetration test. Deputy Sexton Hardcastle and Sergeant Anita May arrived on scene responding to penetration test and, after considerable convincing from the crew, assisted with the removal of the marked bills from the vault and escorted Mick, Dick, and Nancy to the waiting Helicopter.
==🐎 The Stable ==
Mick founded The Stable crime organization with Dick Chiclets, Nancy Drew, and Thomas Dwayne. The four of them led the group as its "Stable Heads". They bought a warehouse (nicknamed "The Barn") under the name of Thomas' CEO and friend, Bunny, who stayed clean while the group ran illegal activities to pay it off. The Stable Heads recruited various "Stable Hands" to help fund the organization.
In the early days of The Stable, Mick led The Stable's bank heists as the group's primary hacker, while Dick continued to practice as the group's primary getaway driver. Nancy focused on networking, and Thomas focused on meth distribution. Mick stubbornly believed in building up The Stable on their own, without help from any other big crews. He also discouraged The Stable from shooting at police. Instead, Mick actively befriended police officers, and liked to charm his arresting officers with laughable tall tales of his "innocence" and "reform" to reduce his charges. The Stable also avoided HUT crimes that could jail them for the 9's.
First City Vault Heist
On June 26, 2021, Mick successfully completed his first City Vault heist. As the two getaway drivers Dick and Kirk Jerkems held hostages at the two entrances, Nancy cheered Mick's successful first-time hacks into the upper vault. During the getaway, the group swapped into two separate cars. Dick and Mick escaped clean with all of the dirty money, but Kirk and Nancy got caught. Officer Bundy and Officer Hardcastle interrogated Nancy about Vault Tec, and began an investigation of the company. But after a week of investigation, the case was closed without any arrests on July 7, 2021. The Stable decided to abandon the Vault Tec scheme for good.
The Tower Incident
On July 2, 2021, Mick choppered Dick Chiclets, Xavier Valentine, and Rocky Topps to the helipad atop the Maze Bank Tower. Mick accidentally fell off the edge, and got stranded on a ledge on the side of the skyscraper. Xavier, Rocky, and Dick each creeped to the edge to see him, and one by one tumbled off the side. Finally, Dante Wolf convinced Mick to attempt a jump onto a hovering medical helicopter. As Mick plummeted to the ground below, he screamed "DAAAANTEEEE, I TRUSTED YOOOOUUUU!"
Second City Vault Heist
On July 7, 2021, The Stable's second ever City Vault heist went badly awry. As Dick was driving Mick, Thomas, and Xavier Valentine from the vault, their getaway car stalled after a couple of turns and the police immediately boxed them in.
Lizzie's Punishment
On July 12th, 2021, the Stable Heads took Stable Hand Elizabeth "Lizzie" Byrne to Bahama Mamas West where they had a serious talk with her about being cleaner in the execution of her crimes and more cautious with the information she tells others. The talk ended with Thomas cutting off Lizzie's pinky toe as punishment. Mick fashioned her toe into a necklace and put it around her neck. The group then took her to grandpa's house to burn the wound shut.
Friendship with Barry Benson
Mick was good friends with Barry Benson from the Bondi Boys MC. In July 2021, Barry lent Mick a practice laptop in exchange for his hacking services. Their first bank robbery attempt that night went badly awry when the police witnessed them kidnap a hostage outside of the apartments right after they had ordered a green laptop. Matt Rhodes called Mick's joke about farting in the truck a criminal threat, and gunned down Barry as he drove onto a highway divider. Mick ended up picking the laptop himself and successfully robbing the Fleeca Bank with Richard Chiclets.
Mick returned to Vespucci Beach on another night to hack a Fleeca Bank for getaway driver Irwin Dundee while Barry and Channing "Chain" Turner waited in a duplicate bait-and-switch car. When no police responded, Dundee and Mick picked up another green laptop for what would turn into one of Mick's most insane bank heists of all time. First they had to lock pick a Sultan at the laptop spot because their bait-and-switch getaway vehicle had been stolen. This Sultan turned out to be a slow lemon that was low on gas. The first three Fleeca Banks they pulled up to were all hit. Then the police showed up to their bank robbery early while responding to a different robbery. Mick almost botched the vault hack, but clutched it out in the final attempt. To Dundee's delight, the safe room was full of gold bars. In exchange for the hostage, Dundee and the police casually refueled at a nearby gas station. Then an interceptor and CVPIs chased them all over the city, banging their slow Sultan around like a pinball until it started smoking. Just when it looked like they were done for, Barry botched an interference pit and a gas station explosion knocked out all of the police cars at the same time as Dundee and Mick escaped with the loot. The BBMC gave Mick his cut, and Mick left them a gold bar for letting him use the practice laptop.
Shortly after, Mick hacked in a bank heist where Guy Jones drove their getaway car in a game of cat-and-mouse with Tessa Lamb. To their astonishment, Tessa found the hiding spot of their getaway car three consecutive times before they finally escaped. In another memorable bank heist, Dick got Mick, Rocky Topps, and Abner Vaca away from Crocodile Steve in an interceptor. Although the police caught eyes again and trapped the getaway car, Mick and Rocky ran off and coincidentally hid in bushes across the street from each other. With Dick and Abner in handcuffs, Roy Armstrong asked them who they were. Dick proudly declared, "The Stable!" (but then Roy forgot). As celebration for escaping with 3/4 of the loot, Mick urged The Stable to accept Nancy Drew's invitation for paintball at Cerberus Arena. The Stable split up into two paintball teams, and had a blast shooting at each other.
Engagement to Jessie Jugg
At the end of July 2021, Mick wooed Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club co-owner Jessie Jugg despite fears that she would hatchet him. Mick was allured by her ambition to marry ten husbands and only keep the tenth one alive to torture.
At the first National Paintball Association tournament in Cerberus Arena on August 7, 2021, Mick robbed a bloody engagement ring from a mouthy spectator whom Jessie had struck down. After the event during a hot tub stream in the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club, Mick proposed to Jessie with the ring and she said yes. Mick and Jessie moved into a dilapidated trailer together, which Jessie redecorated.
After Jessie helped Mick, Dick, Nancy rob a Fleeca Bank (Nancy's first time robbing a bank without getting caught), the four of them hid inside of the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club. When Nancy asked Jessie if she wanted to step on her, Mick laughed hysterically.
The Farewell of Lizzie
When Lizzie stalked ADA Malcador Sigilite and feared that he knew too much information about her, she executed him and burned his body in an unsanctioned, premeditated murder. To Mick's chagrin, Lizzie had telegraphed her intent to The Stable's clean face Bunny and reluctantly pinged her to the burnt body's location (Bunny then called 911 using her own name). Mick overruled the three other Stable Heads' votes to remove her, and instead set a probationary period for her to avoid major arrests. When Lizzie continued to threaten and trifle with police officers, Mick finally agreed with the other three Stable Heads to cut Lizzie loose on August 24th, 2021. Nancy managed to talk them out of blooding Lizzie out, and Thomas and Lizzie exchanged an emotional farewell at the stables on Vinewood Racetrack.
Mick's Best Day
Mick's favorite day in Los Santos was on August 31, 2021, a day full of ironies and wild coincidences. A bald meth head named Mason Irvine exploited Mick's motorcycle accident by emptying out all of his pockets, leading The Stable to confront every bald suspect they saw. Mick, Kirk, and Rocky Topps stole a vehicle and fled Mackenzie Hayes' felony traffic stop for it because they had illegal uzis on them. Shane Jones pitted them off a ravine into a river. Then he and Hayes chased Mick and Kirk on foot, losing sight of them as they hid in a vast field of bushes. After they improbably missed Mick's hiding spot while running through his bush, Jones started driving away in a car and accidentally ran him over. Jones finally caught Mick when he leapt off a bridge and missed the water, and Hayes arrested Kirk with the help of Air-1 thermals. Astonishingly, Mick, Kirk and Dick wound up in jail at the same time as Mason Irvine, whom they surrounded and beat up repeatedly. Later when Mick, his fiancé Jessie Jugg, and Kirk boated Mason out to sea to ocean dump him, they decided to cut off his pinky instead. After driving him to the hospital, Mick and Kirk gifted Mason free baggies of meth. Coincidentally, when Mick and Kirk attempted to call Nikita Reznikov from a pay phone under the suspicion that he had kidnapped Kirk's turtle, they overheard a comment from a passing car that Nikita had been hospitalized for a stabbing.
First Bobcat Security Heist
On September 4, 2021, Mick finally hit Bobcat Security for the first time ever. Mick hacked the thermite, and paced around sniping at the security guards while Thomas rolled around the hallways firing an uzi at them. After the weapons room explosion nearly downed Thomas, The Stable crew split the loot between Mick and the hostage holder Dick; then impatiently waited for the police to get themselves ready. Finally, Dick drove them away, ocean dumped their getaway car, and swam away with the C4 and half the loot. After the police mag dumped Mick's floatplane as he attempted to take off, Kirk picked up Mick in a jet ski. They fled from a police boat as Thomas escaped pursuit from a PD scuba diver. As Kirk got caught, Mick grappled around and opened fire on police for the first time, shooting at Jeffrey Bundy and Den Shiesty before the latter gunned him down. Bundy arrested Mick with half of the loot on him, and reminisced about being the first police officer to ever arrest him (for oxy running).
In The Stable's second Bobcat heist on September 8, 2021, Mick hacked the thermite, and shot at the security guards with Xavier and Smooth while their getaway driver Dick held the hostages. Afterward, the getaway car flipped and Mick was immediately arrested. Smooth escaped on foot with part of the loot, and Dick and Xavier got caught during their efforts to grapple away. While laying in his jail cell, Mick read his first copy of The Holy CoW and found religion in The Wall.
Meth Cook Mick
As The Stable's primary meth cook, Mick perfected a 100% meth recipe for 21-jay that both The Stable and the BBMC initially cornered in the same territory. When Det. Sexton Hardcastle investigated "Mickolas and Friends" for drug trafficking, Mick had to bench himself from cornering. But Hardcastle's search for the 21-jay cook grew cold once Mick left the city.
A Stable Wedding
After The Stable successfully completed their first big meth run, Mick made a surprise return to the city at Vinewood Racetrack on October 26, 2021, to speak at the wedding between Dick Chiclets and Marie Ortiz. During the reception at the Vinewood Racetrack stables, Jessie Jugg accidentally knocked Mick out with a sledgehammer.
Some time after this wedding, Hardcastle declared Mick missing in the MDW.
==🧩 Mick is Missing ==
Nearly five months later on March 22, 2022, Mick began texting his friends for help.
Mick's texts
3/22/2022 to Xavier Valentine: "Son, I need you to save me. I have been trapped for months. I was only able to charge my phone but rubbing my buttcheeks together to make electricity. I think I am in th..."
3/24/2022 to Richard Chiclets: "Dick, I don't have much time, I can hear them coming. I can only keep my phone charged for a few seconds before it dies, I am using the power of my buttcheeks to get electricity. I should prob not use it up explaining that but I feel like it would be weird to not explain why my phone is charged after being dead for so long. Anyway, I didnt leave you, I have been kidnapped and trapped. I think I am in t..."
3/29/2022 to Nancy Drew: "Nanciey, I rubbed my buttcheeks toge3ther to call you but you phone be not onnnnnoinnn. I hab been drinking my own urinve while in whatever dis place is and I thunk that its still filled with driugs and boooozoe from yers on the road and is making me intoxlikijdlinakljded. U up? Wanna come over?"
3/29/2022 to Nancy Drew: "Maybe yoiu and jessie can find me and she can step on you"
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4/3/2022 to Rocky Topps: "Rocky, I wish I was there too, but I am trapped somewhere. I have to rub my butt cheeks together to charge static electricity to charge my phone. Honestly I though I would be trapped forever, living off bugs, rats, and my own drug filled urine but then one day I realized that I was creating a spark from my butt cheek hair rubbing together. Anyway, I should have texted you first as you are prob the smartest of us. Maybe you and bunny can find me. I have been trying to piece together what I can of the last moments I remember. I think the last person I sa..."
4/4/2022 to Jessie Jugg: Jessie, my sweet love, I did not think anything could scare me more then sleeping next to you, but i was wrong. The thought of never being terrified that you are going to kill me in my sleep again is even more scary then the thought that you might kill me in my sleep. Thank god you made me do all those squats to get my butt looking great for you, because the only way I can charge my phone is by rubbing my butt cheeks together. Something happened after Dicks wedding. I went to board my jet and was attacked in the back. I am now locked in a room somehwere...but know I have never stopped getting fear boners for you. Romance"
4/4/2022 to Jessie Jugg: "Ps please find me"
4/27/2022 to Nancy Drew: "Nancy i tried to call you, last person i saw was mel, I am trapped in some drak room, perhaps if you found his friends they might have information on where he put me"
4/27/2022 to Richard Chiclets: "Dick, i dont have much time, last two things I remember are mel and then a place with the letter q"
4/27/2022 to Jessie Jugg: "Dear future ex wife. I love you dearly, I also fear you everytime we are together. When we make sweet love, i do not know if you are going to listen to my safe words, but that fear keeps me alive. You are everything to me, I remember when you wanted to cut off my sons hand, and how I fell in love with you right then and there. if this is my last moment, know I spent it with a fear boner for you, jessie juggs not fliar but johnson"
4/27/2022 to Xavier Valentine: "Son, please find me, the last person I saw was mel. maybe mel or one of mels friends would know something...I am locked in some hallway and my butt charges are getting weaker"
4/27/2022 to Richard Chiclets: "not q it was a k, ok thats my last of my butt charge sorry hard to type when dying"
On April 13, 2022, Mick called Kirk Jerkems for help, but the mic on Mick's phone didn't work.
The Stable vs. The Highwayman
On April 27, 2022, a starving Mick called Rocky, Thomas, Nancy, and Dick that he was trapped in a dark hallway, and tipped them off to find Melbert Rickenbacker or one of his friends. Nancy twatted "STABLE ASSEMBLE". Dick, Nancy, Thomas, Rocky, Xavier, Jessie Jugg, Collin McKinley, and Ursula Leichenberg assembled at the Vinewood Racetrack. Shortly after Mick's text message clue to Dick about a place with the letter "k" led Collin to suggest the Kortz Center, Collin received an anonymous phone call from Mick's captor tipping him to "think a little more south of the city". In a hedge maze at the Kortz Center, they found pages from Gracie's diary. Kirk and Lizzie joined them at the Kortz Center where Ursula's alternate personality Gracie explained that she had nursed Mick to health after Mel had beaten him up there, and that Mick had kept talking about the Billabong. On a nearby rooftop, a man blacked-out with a cowboy hat fired off shots and left a note on the roof from "The Highwayman":
"AS SURE AS THE SUN WILL RISE AND THE RAIN WILL FALL, ALL ROADS WILL HEAD TO THE HIGHWAY
I have Mick, I found him beaten and broken from kidnappers. I Saved him and took him to a safe place but his body is dying. He refused any help from me but said only his stable friends are the ones who can save him. If they don't then he would rather die. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ARSES AND SAVE HIM. They are still hunting him.
-The HWM"
Both Collin and Rocky secretly knew that Pez Speedwagon had inherited "The Highwayman" persona from his deceased brother Cody Speedwagon. When Nancy called Pez (who had keys to Mick's old trailer), The Highwayman's persona emerged over the phone and taunted her to look south. The Stable and Collin finally converged on The Highwayman at the Los Santos International Airport. After exchanging gunfire with him, they found Mick near-death in the hallway. With Mick in the trunk, Collin, Dick, and Nancy fled from a responding Chief of Police Sam Baas. After the car flipped, the police arrested them and admitted a comatose Mick to the hospital. During his brief periods of consciousness, he kept repeating his desire to marry Jessie and his love for The Highwayman.
Marriage to Jessie Jugg
On April 28, 2022, Mick was still in a coma. Sgt. Sexton Hardcastle escorted his drooling body out of the ICU for a "MatriMania" wedding to long-time fiance Jessie Jugg. After Dick ejected out of the lamborghini driving Mick to the clothing store, Cpl. Lily Pond shaved Mick's beard off and dressed him up in a white suit and sunglasses. Rocky ring announced/officiated the marriage ceremony at the Vespucci Beach wrestling ring. Best man Dick wheeled Mick down the aisle, and Pez held his body up inside the ring. Maid of honor Nancy walked Jessie down the aisle. Dick recited vows on Mick's behalf in his voice. After Mick woke up and proclaimed "I WOOOOO!", a yeti crashed the wedding and triggered a battle royal. Afterward, Mick discovered that Hardcastle knew about The Stable and that the group had disbanded. Then after Nancy bailed out Mick's $179,565 debt, he picked up a $26,611 stimulus check from the City Vault and returned to the ICU for observation.
==Quotes==
*"I'm Mick Flair, 15 time world wrestling champion! WOOOOO!"
*"15 time world wrestling champ out! WOOOOO!"
*"I'm Mick Flair, the stylin', profilin', limo-ridin', jet-flyin' son-of-a-gun."
*"To the moooon."
*"Wanna ride on space mountain?"
*"Are you a master-baiter?"
*"I own pants"
*"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in town, but it's got the longest lineup"
*"Spend it now, make more money later"
*"I love Dick"
* "I'm gonna stick this gun up your butthole, shoot it out your pee-pee hole and then you're gonna pee real fast."
*"Love you, WOOOO"
==📀 Discography==
===Featured On===
Release Date 	Title 	Details
May 15, 2021 	"Boozin" Dick Chiclets(featuring Mick Jhonson) 	Under Wu-Chang Records
October 29, 2023	"EZ Money" Dick Chiclets(featuring Jenny Ondamic, Mick Jhonson, Hubcap, Chloe Devill, Ava Thompson, PixieX)	Under MDM Records
Dick chiclets boozin.jpg|"Boozin" Dick Chiclets (featuring Mick Jhonson)
==Crimes==
==Heists==
Note: data is certainly incomplete prior to June 13th 2021 and maybe after. Mick's crews have suffered 2 laptop thefts on the way to/at banks, these are not included in the summary table but are noted in the heist details.
===Summary===
Type 	Total	Success	Failed	Success Rate
24/7 	16 	16 	0 	100.00%
Fleeca 	33 	22 	11 	66.67%
Paleto 	9 	7 	2 	77.78%
Vault 	2 	1 	1 	50.00%
Gruppe Truck	3 	2 	1 	66.67%
Vangelico 	1 	1 	0 	100.00%
Total 	64 	49 	15 	76.56%
Overall Hacking Summary
Heist Type	Total Heists	Hack Success Rate	Hack Success Rate	Hack Success Rate	Failure Rate	Overall 
Success Rate
Heist Type	Total Heists	First Try 	Second Try 	Third Try 	Failure Rate	Overall 
Success Rate
24/7 	14 	14 	0 	0 	0.00% 	100.00%
Fleeca 	31 	16 	9 	1 	16.13% 	83.87%
Paleto 	9 	6 	3 	0 	0.00% 	100.00%
Vault 	2 	2 	0 	0 	0.00% 	100.00%
Total 	56 	38 	12 	1 	8.93% 	91.07%
Rate 	 	 	 	 	8.93% 	91.07%
67.86% 	21.43% 	1.79% 	 	 	 	
===Heist Details===
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No. 	Type 	Date 	Team 	Role 	Outcome
1 	Fleeca 	April 26, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Virgil Simpson
*Nancy Drew 	Backup Hacker 	Failure 
First attempted VaultTec heist. With Virgil feeling too sick to complete the hack, Mick stepped in but was unsuccessful. Everyone left before the police arrived.
2 	Fleeca 	May 9, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Virgil Simpson 	Main Hacker 	Success
First successful VaultTec heist. Mick hacked the bank whilst Dick persuaded the police that a routine penetration test was occurring, with fake websites designed by Virgil corroborating this. The police allowed the crew to leave with the money.
3 	Paleto 	May 21, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Virgil Simpson
*Tupac Shakur 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
First attempted VaultTec Paleto robbery. Mick, Dick and Virgil arrived at the bank unarmed, whereupon they were robbed of their laptop by Mike Block. Tupac was stationed elsewhere with a helicopter for the getaway.
No hack was attempted.
4 	Fleeca 	Date uncertain 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Lizzie Byrne 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick failed the hack. 
Everyone escaped before the police arrived.
5 	Fleeca 	Date uncertain 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
The original plan to escape involving Xavier blocking the chasing police was burned to enable Mick and Dick to escape with laptop (resulting in Xavier's arrest).
Mick and Dick were arrested during their escape from the bank afterwards.
6 	Fleeca 	Date uncertain 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Virgil Simpson 	Main Hacker 	Success
2nd successful VaultTec Fleeca. Due to the failure of the previously listed Fleeca robbery, Hardcastle originally confiscated the money, but allowed the crew to keep the blue dongle. He later returned the money after receiving a phone call from a "distressed" Nancy.
7 	24/7 	June 4, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Mick and Dick dressed as Yuno, intending to flee into his birthday party if the police showed up.
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
8 	Paleto 	June 8, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Ursula Leichenberg 	Main Hacker 	Success
The culmination of the VaultTec scheme. Mick, Dick and Nancy were escorted to Paleto by a police guard where Mick successfully hacked the bank under the guise of a penetration test and upgrades. The police then escorted Nancy with the money (which was supposed to be decirculated) to a helicopter at Fort Zancudo. Ursula flew Nancy and the money to LSBN, after a protracted fake flight to Liberty City.
9 	24/7 	June 13, 2021 	
*Xavier Valentine 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
10 	24/7 	June 13, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
11 	Fleeca 	June 13, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Xavier Valentine 	Boatsitter 	Success
(Hacked by Xavier)
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
12 	24/7 	June 15, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
13 	24/7 	June 15, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
14 	Fleeca 	June 15, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
15 	Fleeca 	June 16, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Kirk Jerkems 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
16 	Fleeca 	June 18, 2021 	
*Barry Benson 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Everyone was captured during the getaway.
Barry had at some point activated the speed limiter in the getaway car, preventing it from exceeding 83 mph during the chase.
17 	Paleto 	June 19, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Rocky Topps 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick was captured with the loot during the getaway.
18 	Gruppe Sechs Armoured Truck 	June 20, 2021 	
*Lizzie Byrne 	Truck Driver 	Failure 
Brian Knight allowed the completion of the heist so both criminals and cops could learn how the job worked. After the job he confiscated the safe-cracking tool but noone was arrested.
19 	Paleto 	June 21, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Rocky Topps 	Main Hacker 	Success
First use of the "scuba plan". Plunging their getaway car into the sea, Dick used a scuba tank to escape with the loot, while Mick and an identically dressed Rocky boarded a boat. As a result, the police believed only two people ever participated in the heist.
Mick and Rocky were captured during the boat escape, but were later cleared of all charges by the DA due to lack of evidence.
20 	Paleto 	June 23, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Lizzie Byrne
*Thomas Dwayne 	Backup Hacker 	Success
Lizzie took the first attempt at the hack but failed, before Mick completed it on his 2nd (the laptop's 3rd) attempt.
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
21 	Fleeca 	June 23, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Lizzie Byrne
*Thomas Dwayne 	Backup Hacker 	Success
(Hacked by Lizzie)
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
22 	24/7 	June 23, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Lizzie Byrne
*Thomas Dwayne 	 	Success
(Cracked by Lizzie)
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
23 	Paleto 	June 23, 2021 	
*Irwin Dundee
*Barry Benson
*Malakai Anderson 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
24 	Paleto 	June 24, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Lizzie Byrne 	Main Hacker 	Success
Nancy was captured during the getaway.
25 	Fleeca 	June 24, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Lizzie Byrne
*Xavier Valentine 	Backup Hacker 	Failure 
The laptop was stolen by Chang Gang at the bank.
26 	24/7 	June 24, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Lizzie Byrne
*Xavier Valentine 	 	Success
(Cracked by Lizzie)
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
27 	24/7 	June 25, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
28 	Fleeca 	June 25, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Armando Hernandez 	Main Hacker 	Success
Nancy and Armando were captured during the getaway.
Mick and Dick escaped with the loot.
29 	Vault 	June 26, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Kirk Jerkems 	Main Hacker 	Success
Intended as a practice run, Mick solo hacked the Vault, performing all thermite and laptop hacks.
Nancy and Kirk were captured during the getaway.
Mick and Dick escaped with the loot.
30 	24/7 	June 30, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
31 	Paleto 	July 1, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
32 	24/7 	July 1, 2021 	
*Xavier Valentine 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
33 	Vault 	July 7, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick solo hacked the Vault.
Approximately 30 seconds into the escape, Dick glanced off a local car, causing the getaway car to stall. The police boxed the car, and everyone was captured along with the loot.
34 	24/7 	July 8, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
35 	Fleeca 	July 8, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick and Dick were captured with the loot during the getaway.
36 	Fleeca 	July 12, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
37 	Fleeca 	July 13, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
38 	Fleeca 	July 13, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick and Dick were captured during the getaway (the money was scuffed so they had no loot).
39 	Fleeca 	July 16, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
6 number Fleeca. Mick failed the hack. Everyone escaped before the police arrived.
40 	Fleeca 	July 16, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Main Hacker 	Success
6 number Fleeca. Rerun of previous heist, with successful hack.
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
41 	24/7 	July 22, 2021 	
*Xavier Valentine 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
42 	24/7 	July 22, 2021 	
*Xavier Valentine 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
43 	24/7 	July 22, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
44 	24/7 	July 22, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
45 	Fleeca 	July 22, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Main Hacker 	Success
First hack after the implementation of the new system requiring the practice laptop. BBMC allowed Mick use of their practice laptop.
Originally Barry Benson was supposed to be the driver, but he and Mick were arrested on their way to collect the laptop after being spotted kidnapping a hostage.
Everyone managed to escape with the loot.
46 	Fleeca 	July 23, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Rocky Topps
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick failed the hack.
47 	Fleeca 	July 23, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Rocky Topps
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Success
Rerun of previous heist.
Everyone escaped with the loot.
48 	Fleeca 	July 27, 2021 	
*Irwin Dundee
*Barry Benson
*Channing "Chain" Turner 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
49 	Fleeca 	July 27, 2021 	
*Irwin Dundee
*Barry Benson
*Channing "Chain" Turner 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after 2 police cars (an interceptor and a CVPI) blew up a gas station, allowing Dundee to drive himself and Mick away in their stricken Sultan.
50 	Fleeca 	July 28, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Smooth Williams 	Main Hacker 	Success
Dick was captured during the getaway.
Everyone else escaped with the loot.
51 	Fleeca 	July 30, 2021 	
*Guy Jones
*Lil Cap
*Turk 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
52 	Gruppe Sechs Armoured Truck 	August 3, 2021 	
*Sarah Ableton
*Xavier Valentine 	 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
53 	Paleto 	August 3, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Success
2nd use of the scuba plan.
Mick and Thomas were captured during the boat escape.
Mick was released without charges due to lack of evidence.
54 	Gruppe Sechs Armoured Truck 	August 5, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Truck Driver 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
55 	24/7 	August 5, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Safe Cracker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
56 	Paleto 	August 5, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Thomas Dwayne
*Smooth Williams 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
Mick, Dick and Smooth were captured with the loot during the getaway.
57 	Fleeca 	August 8, 2021 	
*Xavier Valentine 	Main Hacker 	Failure
Mick failed the hack.
58 	Fleeca 	August 16, 2021 	
*Lil Cap
*Smooth Williams
*Hare 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
They split loot in the car. After a short chase their car completely stalled out. Alex, Smooth and Mick were caught. Hare got away with his share.
59 	Fleeca 	August 17, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Jessie Jugg 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
60 	Fleeca 	August 19, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
61 	Fleeca 	August 19, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Rocky Topps
*Abner Vaca 	Main Hacker 	Success
Chased to the bank by an interceptor, the loot was split between Mick, Rocky and Abner in the getaway car after the hack. Everyone exited the car when a box looked likely, Dick and Abner were caught, Rocky and Mick escaped with 2/3 of the loot.
62 	Fleeca 	August 25, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets
*Nancy Drew
*Smooth Williams 	Main Hacker 	Success
Mick and Dick were captured with 50% of the dirty money during the escape (classified as Success due to it being just about profitable).
63 	Fleeca 	August 28, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Main Hacker 	Failure 
The getaway car flipped during the escape and both were caught, along with the loot.
64 	Fleeca 	August 31, 2021 	
*Irwin Dundee
*Barry Benson
*Steven Stone III 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
65 	Vangelico 	September 2, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Thermiter 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot after the police failed to show up.
66 	Fleeca 	September 2, 2021 	
*Dick Chiclets 	Main Hacker 	Success
Everyone escaped with the loot.
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