Malware/Transcript

French Narrator: Ah… a nice sunny day in Bikini Bottom.
[Snow begins falling from the sky]
French Narrator: Uh… never mind.
Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket
Karen: [Appears to be walking home, as she attempts to open the front door to the Chum Bucket, which is frozen shut] Plankton, the door’s frozen shut; see if you can open it from the inside!
Setting: Chum Bucket
Plankton: [Sighs] Do I have to do everything around here? [Begins walking towards the door]
'French' Narrator: Seven hours later…
Plankton: [Appears to now be crawling towards the door, out of breath]
Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket
Karen: [Remains outside shivering]
Plankton: [Finally reaches the door, and opens it]
Karen: [Gives Plankton an angry look]
Plankton: What? When you’re as small as I am, walking five feet is like walking five miles.
Karen: You could have at least ran those five miles. I’m going to bed. Wake me up when I have a new husband.
Plankton: Sure thing. [Realizes what she said] Hey?!
Karen: [Sneezes as her screen becomes red]
Plankton: You don’t look so good.
Karen: Must steal Krabby Patty secret formula. [Begins walking towards the Krusty Krab, as she blasts the door down with a built in laser beam.]
Setting: Krusty Krab
Mr. Krabs: What’s wrong? We haven’t gotten a single customer all morning! Is the food going bad?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, who would even want to leave their house in weather like this?
Mr. Krabs: [Looks at Karen walking towards the entrance] A customer!
Karen: [Blasts down door with a built in laser beam] Must steal Krabby Patty secret formula.
Mr. Krabs: I don’t think so!
Karen: Terminate Krab.
Mr. Krabs: [Grabs SpongeBob] Take the sponge!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?!
Mr. Krabs: What do you think I’m doing? I’m saving my life! Please don’t hurt me, I’ll give you all my money; anything you want! Wait, who am I kidding? I’m not letting that thing take my hard earned money!
Karen: [Enters Mr. Krabs’s Office]
Setting: Mr. Krabs’s Office
Mr. Krabs: Where do you thing you’re going? [Throws a chair at Karen]
Karen: [Disintegrates the chair with her built in laser]
Customer: [Enters the Krusty Krab] I see that you’re busy here… I’ll come back later. [Exits the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: That’s it! You’ve tried to steal my formula, but now you’re scaring away my customers! I would roll up my sleeves now, to look cool, but I’m not wearing any, so you’ll just have to settle for this! [Punches Karen]
Karen: [Temporarily snaps out of it] You… you hit me. You’re never supposed to hit a girl!
Mr. Krabs: You’re not supposed to steal either!
Karen: That’s it! [Charges up her built in laser beam]
Squidward: [Shuts Karen off] Who would have thought that there was an “off” button on her all along? What now?
Mr. Krabs: I guess we lock her up in the closet with the rest of Plankton’s failed attempts to steal my secret formula.
Plankton: I don’t think so. [Grabs Karen, and begins dragging her home]
The End
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