Headhunters 4: The Final Four

==Introduction==
No QBs, no problems. Two QBs...problems? Quarterback was just about the only thing to go right for the last defending champion to leave us in 2022.
==In Memorium: Wildcat (no QBs no problem)==
Four years. Four different champions. That's what Wildcat has blessed us with now that the no QB kid has left the game. But he did not go quietly into the Arizona night.
Hasta Laviska did the world a huge favor by setting the low-water mark early in week 14. His team was done by SNF, leaving Luck, Wildcat, and McBungalow all with a shot to break 203.63 or go home. 
The next team to finish was Wildcat, with two SNF players going in what was billed to us as a high-scoring affair between Miami and LAC. And while the Dolphins didn't hold up their end of the bargain, they did enough for McBungalow to break through Hasta's floor and survive. That left Wildcat and Luck to duke it out. 
Tyreek Hill took a fumble to the house, a play that counted for the touchdown (+6 points) but not for the yardage. Meaning all those juicy points, including 40+-yard TD bonus bucks, were not added to the total score for Wildcat (this is a standard NFL practice and not a setting that could be changed in fantasy). Lucky for him, Hill housed another one later that put him near 30 total points. Luck could do nothing but watch and hope as Wildcat built a buffer he hoped would be enough to withstand a MNF onslaught.
The other player to go Sunday night for Wildcat was Justin Herbert, who complimented Geno Smith's 34pt game with 38FP of his own. All in all, it was a good night for Wildcat. 
But it wasn't good enough. Recent acquisition Nick Chubb could not perform in that awful Browns offense. Dalvin Cook came up small for the third time in four weeks. CeeDee Lamb failed to breach 10 points for just the 3rd time all season. And most disappointing of all was Stefon Diggs, whose 6.90 total was by far the worst of his year. All that added up to 190.12, just short of Hasta Laviska's total but perhaps still enough to fend off Out of Luck. 
Out of Luck just needed Kyler Murray and James Conner to basically both not tear their ACLs. Sure enough...three plays into the game and Kyler Murray's leg buckled, putting Wildcat and Out of Luck on pins and needles as now elimination was not a sure thing.
It wouldn't be the first time an elimination came down to an Arizona runningback (who can forget the Kenyan Drake run to knock out McBungalow in 2020?). 
Later on, needing just 9 more points, James Conner went down on the sidelines and was writhing in pain. Out of Luck was out of luck...until he wasn't. Because Conner just had the wind knocked out of him and he came back with the wind to his back and knocked the wind out of Wildcats sails with a go-ahead TD late in the 2nd quarter to secure the win(d). 
Wildcat surprised many a doubter in 2022. He started with no QBs, worked some magic deals and stayed alive long enough to give people the sense that maybe he was going to repeat as champion. But just when he had his QB situation figured out, he caught some bad matchups with his star players. Still, for a season many expected would end early, this deep run for Wildcat is commendable. 
Wildcat:
==Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)
Team 	2022 Finish	2021 Finish	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
CoachKnows 	16th (-6) 	11th (-9) 	2nd 	N/A
Bobecue Chicken 	15th (-12) 	3rd (+14) 	17th (-10) 	7th
It's Blitz! Track 2 	14th (+2) 	19th (-6) 	3rd (-2) 	1st
The Executioner 	13th (-12) 	1st (+13) 	14th (-10) 	4th
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	12th (-2) 	10th (+6) 	16th (-11) 	5th
The Guilloteam 	11th (+2) 	13th (-6) 	7th (-4) 	3rd
Muller Lite 	10th (-8) 	2nd 	N/A 	N/A
Henry VIII 	9th (+3) 	12th (-1) 	11th (-1) 	10th
Laser Rocket Arms 	8th (-3) 	5th (-1) 	4th (+11) 	15th
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	7th (-1) 	6th (+14) 	18th (-9) 	9th
burrow for sure-oh 	6th (+1) 	7th (+1) 	8th 	N/A
Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	5th (+10) 	15th (-14) 	1st (+16) 	17th
==Dead Money==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money 2022
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$5,766 	48%
Last year 42% of the cash went unspent. After next week that will be close to the same here in 2022. 
==New Releases==
#Tyreek Hill
#Stefon Diggs
#Nick Chubb
#Dalvin Cook
#Justin Herbert
==Week Fourteen Bidding Results==
Week Fourteen Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Joe Burrow 	Beach McBungalow	$34 	$25 (Hasta Laviska Baby)
Nick Chubb 	Wildcat 	$11 	$7 (Hasta Lavista Baby)
Tee Higgins	Wildcat 	$11 	$1 (deCaPitated)
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* Big nothing-burger of bidding this week, with most players going for free (Lawrence, Allen, Pacheco, Etienne, and Schultz were all added as free agents (Schultz by Out of Luck, the rest by CP). 
* Hasta Laviska continues to bid for high-end QB talent. The man is GREEDY with quarterbacks. Allen and Mahomes not enough for you??
* Can we also talk about how this team is named after a player currently ranked as the 237th best fantasy football player of 2022? Hilarious.
==Money Spent Per Week==
 Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2021)	Budget Spent (2020)	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1560 (15 Players) 	$9 (2 Players) 	$1,173 (12 Players)	$1,339 (7 Players)
3 	$1,160 (10 Players)	$1,283 (10 Players)	$1,033 (7 Players) 	$1,902 (15 Players)
4 	$1,475 (10 Players)	$657 (8 Players) 	$1,182 (11 Players)	$1,614 (11 Players)
5 	$1,740 (13 Players)	$1,376 (11 Players)	$181 (4 Players) 	$1,743 (14 Players)
6 	$1,355 (14 Players)	$1,231 (10 Players)	$1,542 (10 Players)	$1,1018 (11 Players)
7 	$45 (6 Players) 	$965 (10 Players) 	$1,494 (13 Players)	$1,036 (9 Players)
8 	$1,085 (13 Players)	$2,159 (15 Players)	$1,938 (17 Players)	$630 (7 Players)
9 	$552 (9 Players) 	$1,059 (12 Players)	$1,454 (12 Players)	$624 (6 Players)
10 	$424 (14 Players) 	$1,393 (9 Players) 	$712 (6 Players) 	$386 (8 Players)
11 	$48 (2 Players) 	$1,121 (16 Players)	$777 (8 Players) 	$176 (6 Players)
12 	$273 (7 Players) 	$643 (7 players) 	$385 (5 Players) 	$93 (6 Players)
13 	$234 (8 Players) 	$364 (10 Players) 	$277 (6 Players) 	$13 (3 Players)
14 	$56 (3 Players) 	$90 (10 Players) 	$2 (2 Players) 	$36 (5 Players)
==Week Fourteen Results==
Week Fourteen Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (3) 	deCaPitated 	241.39
2 (5) 	Beach McBungalow 	209.98
3 (1) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	203.63
4 (4) 	Out of Luck 	200.99
5 (2) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	190.12
6 	burrow for sure-oh 	0
7 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	0
8 	Laser Rocket Arms 	0
9 	Henry VIII 	0
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
Out of Luck is the only team to finish in the top-4 in consecutive seasons and has the most top-5 finishes (3) in HH history. It remains to be seen if he has what it takes to bring it all the way home. 
==2022 Draft Dodgers==
Team Results Based on Draft Position
Draft Pick (Last Year)	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 (1) 	Beach McBungalow 	ALIVE
2 (12) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	11
3 (8) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
4 (10) 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
5 (16) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	3
6 (7) 	Henry VIII 	9
7 (3) 	Mixon it Up wih Mahomie 	5
8 (19) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	14
9 (2) 	The Executioner 	4
10 (17) 	The Guilloteam 	7
11 (11) 	Burrow for Sure-Oh 	13
12 (14) 	CoachKnows 	1
13 (4) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	12
14 (15) 	Bobecue Chicken 	2
15 (16) 	Muller Lite 	8
16 (20) 	DeCaPitated 	ALIVE
==Average Scores of Eliminated Teams==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
Henry VIII 	206.91 	9
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	203.25 	12
burrow for sure-oh 	201.12 	13
Wildcat (no QBs no Problem) 	191.08 	14
The Guilloteam 	185.74 	7
Laser Rocket Arms 	184.99 	11
The Executioner 	177.11 	4
Muller Lite 	169.00 	8
It's Blitz! Track 2 	163.14 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	162.14 	2
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	161.26 	5
CoachKnows 	123.21 	1
==Narrow Defeats==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
CoachKnows 	2.49 	1
It's Blitz! Track 2 	2.90 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	5.91 	2
Wildcat 	10.87 	14
The Executioner 	11.98 	4
The Guilloteam 	12.11 	7
Muller Lite 	13.98 	5
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	17.88 	5
Henry VIII 	19.02 	9
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	28.49 	12
Laser Rocket Arms 	35.66 	11
burrow for sure-oh 	46.08 	13
A very narrow late season elimination for Wildcat. 
== Rulers of the Kingdom==
2022 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	235.77
2 	Henry VIII 	291.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	252.22
4 	deCaPitated 	262.90
5 	burrow for sure-oh 	236.67
6 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack 	263.94
7 	Beach McBungalow 	257.43
8 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack (2)	305.26
9 	Beach McBungalow (2) 	269.56
10 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	249.25
11 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	237.21
12 	Hasta Laviska Baby (2) 	272.11
13 	Hasta Laviska Baby (3) 	260.55
14 	deCaPitated (2) 	241.39
It was a long gap between first place finishes for CP, but he is atop the charts for the first time since week 4. 
==Dungeon Dwellers==
2022 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Wildcat 	125.70
2 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	122.26
3 	Out of Luck 	151.03
4 	Muller Lite 	139.26
5 	Out of Luck (2) 	161.14
6 	deCaPitated 	148.97
7 	Muller Lite (2) 	154.95
8 	Beach McBungalow 	187.43
9 	Wildcat (2) 	154.76
10 	burrow for sure-oh 	168.14
11 	Out of Luck (3) 	189.08
12 	Out of Luck (4) 	210.63
13 	Beach McBungalow (2)	204.48
14 	Out of Luck (5) 	200.99
This man is addicted to being the second-worst team. Very NK Anacondas style run being had here (the real ones get that reference). 
==Single Season Scoring Records ==
As teams get eliminated, their single season performance will appear here.
Beach McBungalow has broken 3,000 points in 2022 and is two weeks away from breaking the single-season record, but will have to survive in order to do so. deCaPitated, meanwhile, is hot on his tail and chasing down his own record-setting 2019 season. 
All-Time Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3428.76	CP 	2019
3402.18	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3121.28	Return of the Mac 	2021
3049.02	Bobecue Chicken 	2021
3015.53	Mixon Beer 	2020
3013.13	Müller Lite 	2021
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2743.25	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2733.07	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2709.59	Mac 	2019
2677.20	Out of Luck 	2021
2675.14	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	2022
2620.18	The Titanic 	2021
2614.60	burrow for sure-oh 	2022
2438.96	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack 	2022
2422.98	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	CP 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2262.36	Bad Boys 	2021
2233.57	Soul Survivor (burrow for sure-oh)	2021
2134.22	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	2021
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
2034.86	Laser Rocket Arms 	2022
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1939.02	Beach McBungalow 	2021
1936.45	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2021
1862.19	Henry VIII 	2022
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1749.51	The Guilloteam 	2021
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1509.41	CP 	2021
1483.70	Last Coach Standing 	2021
1473.18	Henry VIII 	2021
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1351.99	Muller Lite 	2022
1300.35	The Guilloteam 	2022
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1182.09	Mixon Beer with Liquor 	2021
1160.81	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2021
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	Mac 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
991.57 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2021
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
806.27 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	2022
768.10 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2021
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	2020
708.44 	The Executioner 	2022
544.55 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2021
489.42 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2022
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
324.28 	Bobecue Chicken 	2022
294.62 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2021
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
123.21 	CoachKnows 	2022
115.16 	Mixon Beer 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2020
==All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Same as above: eliminated teams will have their 2022 season added to the total.
DeCaPitated does in fact become the first team to break 10,000 total points in HH history. Based on the teams remaining and the margin of points they'd need to cover, it is unlikely that any team will be abl eto top CP's lifetime score even if he is eliminated in week 15. 
All-Time Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
8424.84	The Guilloteam 	4
7879.51	Laser Rocket Arms 	4
7594.94	The Executioner 	4
7223.68	deCaPitated 	3
7169.22	It's Blitz! Track 2 	4
6987.92	Wildcat 	4
6665.96	burrow for sure-oh 	3
6439.42	Bad Boys 	4
6076.59	Mixon It Up With Mahomie	4
5824.98	Henry VIII 	4
5774.89	Bobecue Chicken 	4
5677.93	Out of Luck 	3
5186.35	Neck-Fix and Chill 	3
5045.26	Beach McBungalow 	3
4586.98	CoachKnows 	3
4365.12	Müller Lite 	2
3406.56	Hasta Laviska Baby 	3
3058.93	Ya Hate 2 See It 	3
1885.08	Shotti's Bugatti 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
391.19 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2
==Remaining Budget==
Remaining Budget as of 12/13/22
Player 	Total Budget
Beach McBungalow 	$189
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$179
deCaPitated 	$1
Out of Luck 	$0
Wildcat (no QBs no problem)	0
burrow for sure-oh 	0
Bad Boys II 	0
Laser Rocket Arms 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Muller Lite 	0
The Guilloteam 	0
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
The Executioner 	0
It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
CoachKnows 	0
==Conclusion==
Happy hunting, y'all!