Sam Wells

Sam Wells is the incumbent MP for Vancouver South and the House Leader of the Cyborg Party. He is currently seeking his second term in office, after serving as a first-time parliamentarian in the 2019 edition of MPSP.
== Early Life and Entry into Politics ==
Sam Wells was born and raised in Peterborough, ON before moving to Vancouver, BC, where his riding is located. He first ran for public office in 2017, when he sought nomination for CASK candidacy in Vancouver South. His opponent defeated him by a tally of 15,396 to 0 and Wells was forced to watch the race from the sidelines. In 2018, however, he joined the up-and-coming CAVE Party and secured candidacy after his campaign team bludgeoned his opponent's team in the nomination arena. After the CAVE Party merged with the National Bird Front to form the DODO Party, Wells ran under the DODO Banner in the 2018 election, emerging victorious in the riding of Vancouver South.
== MPSP '19 ==
Sam Wells began the 2019 edition of MPSP as a backbencher in the official opposition DODO Front. During the first day, he repeatedly criticized the governing TOGA Party for discriminating against Canadian greek salad and raw meat producers. He also sat on the Special Committee on the Parliamentary Fire, tasked with investigating the fire that resulted in the closure of Centre Block and the subsequent convening of the House in the Sir John A. MacDonald Building.
Upon the fall of the TOGA government and formation of the DODO/PPC coalition, Wells was appointed as Parliamentary Secretary for the Minister of Primitive Bartering. During the tabling of documents on the second day, he attempted to table his friend and colleague, Hon. Christopher Wright (Rimouski-Neigette Temiscouta-Les Basques), in recognition of the fact that Wright had not stabbed him in the back like Brutus had done to Julius Caesar. Upon the fall of the DODO Front, Wells briefly crossed the floor to join the Unification Party, before returning to the decimated DODO Front for the remainder of the session where he served as Chief Whip.
== MPSP '20 ==
As the 2019 election approached, Wells was appointed as the House Leader of the newly formed Cyborg Party, led by Hon. Sarah Ogruk. He has announced that he will seek re-election in Vancouver South upon the dissolution of Parliament.