Morbius

Morbius (real name Michael), born on Mobius is a epic vampire gamer who susses out all the imposters who are sus. The imposters are his children, alongside the Big Chungus and Hugh Mungus. Morbius is always morbin' because he's that cool and epic beaucoup. He is also a super duper hero with a big tuper who kills all the bad guys by drinking their blood.
==Herstory==
Before Morbius was born his parents did a tarot reading on him to make him cursed by God as God hates witchcraft and tarot cards are witchcraft. His card of the past was nothing because he wasn't born yet (duh) but the present and future ones were Tubby Tower and The World. Keep this in mind for later.
Morbius was then born and started out as a baby in the MCU but that was lame and boring, so he switched over to DC after signing a deal with ACDC when his home got AC power at age 0. For his age most people considered him to be intelligent until he started giving birth to amogi at age 12. This concerned the doctors heavily as the imposters were sus and started killing them to death. Morbius was very sussy on a biological level because of the tower; so he went into magic because he still hated god. As a magician giving live birth was very unpopular and very sussy. At the freakshow he also pulled out the first Big Chungus out of his hat, and then another, and then another, giving rise to the Chungi Clan.
But then Morbius was dying of death because all this life-giving was, for whom the bells toll tolling his body. His brother Gilbert, who was also suffering from a blod clot in his brain (a stroke) both developed Not Epic Brain Disease (NEBD), and so to fix it they injected 12 kilograms of meth into their kidneys, sold to them by a breaking Bad Guy. This caused them to both be insanely high as well as die.
==Revival ==
Before Dio Brando transformed into Gigatron he revived Morbius with nothing but The World and a few negative grapes. After the revival of Morbius he developed this weird power called a "stando powa" which made him be able to freeze time. With this power he also was weak to the Sun, because DIO actually used the Stone Mask to bring him back to life and not antigrapes. But after this he stopped producing amoguses and chunguses. He also became frenemies with Spider-Man.
==Today==
Morbius has documented his life on the big telescreen for many people to see and to morb at called Morbius The Movie. He's been rated the #1 movie of all time by everyone including your mom. People who don't like Morbius The Movie are social outcasts, normies, and n00bs at the same time, making them cyborgs in 4chan terminology. You can watch Morbius The Movie by going to your local cinema near you and buying tickets. Luckily, so many people have bought tickets to Morbius The Movie, they need new numbers to even estimate an amount of purchased tickets!
== Trivia ==
* The "It's Morbin Time!" scene is included in an obscure DVD release of the movie. It also includes some special features, including a tutorial on how to morb. 
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