Sponge Sickness/Transcript

Setting: SpongeBob's Pineapple House
SpongeBob: *walking downstairs* Time to get read for a brand new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, Gary. I am perfectly capable of not becoming sick like a snail and staying on the couch all day.
One Minute Later...
SpongeBob: *laying sick on the couch* Geez, I'm sick. See, Gary! I told you I'd be sick.
Gary: *rolls eyes* Meow
SpongeBob: *gasps* I can't be sick! I have a new episode to shoot! *gets out of bed and drives to Barg'nMart*
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob! Where'd you get that boatmobile? You don't have your driver's license yet!
SpongeBob: *gets pills for Sponge Sickness and runs back home*
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick, not now! *takes pills and than faints*
Setting: Squidward's Monument
Squidward: All these questions and more will be answered on the next episode!
SpongeBob: Squidward? *looks up to see a giant sign that says "Squidward Tentacles: The Reality Show"*
SpongeBob: NO!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Setting: SpongeBob's Pineapple House
Patrick: SpongeBob? Get up! It's time for another episode!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I can't. I'm sick. *gasps* I'm not sick anymore! Woohoo!
Squidward: I preferred it when he was sick.
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