South Africa

South Africa, officially called the Republic of South Africa or Dipsy's Republic of South Africa (DRSA or RSA), is a evil country founded by Dipsy, known for being unable to decide if it is even a Western country or not. The Police are very lazy in the country which is why they often get fired. South Africa's land area is OVER 900,000, and it's land mass is almost as big as Your Mom. South Africa is a member of the UnUnited Nations and the African Union. South Africa has more power outages than any other country in the UnWorld. South Africa has a population of 60.04 million as 2021. South Africa has been a hotspot for gang violence as of 2011. Which means that South Africa is a place you are more likely to die at. And it also means that South Africa is a country where only a few people have escaped because it has teamed with North Korea.
==A South African's perspective on South Africa==
The Republic of South-Africa. The Republic of South-Africa aka. South Africa is on the african kontinant. 
Biltong and Samoesas tastes like food it is good to eat.There are fast food too . We have wine.In the winelands there is a winefest where you can get high. 
ZUMA SUCKS ! VERY BAD! WE HATE HIM . Now we have Cyrill he's ok.We have Indian/Atlantic sea cross. WE LIKE TO BRAAI, braai is live . We do not live in deserts.Lions do not roam our streets.We do not ride elephants we have cars and we are not tjommies with zebras. We are normal people that worship our webers . Leave us alone . We have our own pride flag
We speak too many languages. Most of us are bilingual. I'd like to see a random person say " Aweh my bru " some people are ignorant baboons and say they will die in south-africa! thats not true!
PS. We don't shoot eachother on the street.
We might have no electrisity sometimes but there is something like solar panels and generators and it is not our fault it is ZUMA'S ! GO SIWM THE GEEZER YOU SUCK ZUMA. 
(we are not paired up with Russia or South-korea.) We are not evil we have spirit, dignity and braai skils WE ARE VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT RUGBY SO GO SLAP A SPRINGBOK . BEER, BRAAI,BOBEJANE 4 LIFE 4 EVER bye! 
In the unworld south africa wants to Braai bowser 
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