The Road to Cincinnati/Quotes

: Chalmers: SKINNEEEEEEEEER! You know why I was gonna fire you, Seymour? Because your neediness, it sucks the LIFE out of me! After all these years of trying to SPARE your feelings, I'm just gonna say it now: I... DON'T... LIKE YOU!
: Skinner: Oh, did you know that in Cincinnati, they have four different ways of preparing chili?
: Chalmers: [disinterested] You don't say, huh? Four different ways.
: Skinner: The two-way, chili with spaghetti.
: Chalmers: [disinterested] How about that. Spaghetti?
: Skinner: The three-way, chili with spaghetti and cheese.
: Chalmers: [disinterested] Lot of ways. Please shut up.
: Skinner: Oh! [chuckles]
: Chalmers: [disinterested] Oh, he's got more.
: Skinner: And there's two kinds of four-ways.
: Chalmers: I just... I-I want to die.
: Chalmers: Well, I... I suppose he is. He's loyal and resourceful and... Oh, God, help me. I respect Seymour Skinner. [chuckles] In fact, I like him.
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