Moons of Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat possesses an extensive system of moons, most of which are stellar bodies.
== List ==
=== Ɣolar System ===
A ring of powerfully-magnetic neutron stars surrounding a naked singularity (good grief!) which Ceiling Cat lies inside. Everything else orbits around this little clump due to its absurd mass.
=== Ceiling Cat Nicoll-Dyson Swarm ===
A ridiculously monstrous energy weapon 15% the size of Earth's orbit. Starkiller Base on steroids. Can strike anywhere in the galaxy within a matter of minutes using the radiant energy given off by Ceiling Cat and the Ɣolar System. Also has a ringworld inside, because the more complicated the megastructure, the better.
=== Xolar System ===
Nobody cares about this.
=== Polar System ===
A pulsar with at least three planets around it, orbited distantly by LHS 2520. The star was formerly known as Rao, until it Asploded and took Superman's homeworld with it.
A list of planets around the pulsar:
* Polus
* Krypton (the old one)
* Argo
=== UnSolar System ===
This is where Everybody lives, because the UnWorld - "Earth", as some people call it - is here. Also has Mars, Jupiter, Saturn,
* Mercury
* Venus
* UnEarth and Moon
* Mars
* Phaeton (destroyed)
* Jupiter
* Saturn
* Uranus
* Neptune
* Pluto (we all know it's a planet in our hearts)
* Planet Ten
* Planet Nine
* Tyche
=== Zolar System ===
A sort of Bizarro-version of the Solar System.
* Quicksilver
* Kittehlandia
* Ogg-Stultus
* Dragonz
* Zeus
* Planet Six
Nibiru has its own system as well. A lot of the inner planets shared names with Solar System planets, so they changed the spelling a bit and hoped nobody would notice. Fortnutely, w notced!
* Kwawar
* Gongong
* Sanna
* Maldek
* An
* Phaeton (not destroyed)
* Malona
* Mobius
* Dark Star
=== Stars we're still researching ===
* Ðolar System
** Holar System ("Ðhaos")
* Alpha Centauri
* Sirius (Lylat)
* Zeta Reticuli
* Mira
* 40 Eridani
*Romulus
*Epsilon Sagittarii / Qo'noS