July 31, 2024/Transcript

This is the transcript for the Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz episode, July 31, 2024.
==TV-MA Warning (before the story)==
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==Story==
===Opening Segment===
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Show Announcer: July 31, 2024. Hosting live from their home in Long Beach, California. This is Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
JULY 31, 2024
Opening Segment Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your hosts of Memes of Truth, kicking things off with an opening segment, Zachary and Meredith Bortz.
OPENING
SEGMENT
[Transition to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Hello and welcome to Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz with us, Zachary and Meredith Bortz. So, it is currently 10 o'clock in the morning, which, we don't usually start our show at this time, we usually start at 1:30 in the afternoon. But since Factory Beat is not at work today, we decided to start our show now instead of waiting till 1:30PM. I am currently wearing this red short-sleeved shirt Beat would wear under a sweatjacket if he couldn't wear a long-sleeved shirt to work, which he didn't, because wearing a short-sleeved shirt to Pittsburgh was more worth doing. Anyway, I'm also wearing these sweatpants and some socks. I wore these to bed last night while my wife decided to sleep naked against my comfy clothing.
Meredith: Yep. Shirts and sweatpants are so soft, I could have an endless orgasm while I'm clothed.
[she and Zachary snicker]
Zachary: Yeah, you could. And speaking of orgasms, today on Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz, we'll be talking about Factory Beat's mini-trip to Pittsburgh by discussing the Chuck E. Cheese and Dave & Buster's locations he went to and Meredith will listen to her own heartbeat while she orgasms, kinda like what Oranda ASMR did on her OnlyFans.
Meredith: And I'll do it topless since like I mentioned last week, Oranda was either topless or naked. But I would rather wet my panties then urinate on the floor. [she and Zachary laugh] Speaking of which, I'm currently topless under this housecoat so that way, I can just remove it without having to remove my bra as well. My bra's in the bedroom, by the way. I'll put it back on at the end of the episode. But anyways, we've got entertainment news to cover today, so let's get into it.
===What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?===
What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To? Announcer: What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?
WHAT ARE BEAT
AND GLEE DAN
UP TO?
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: Nothing on Bear-a-Stiff Glee Dan to talk about today on "What Are Beat and Glee Dan Up To?" other than the fact that she changed her profile picture on Instagram on Thursday, which tells us that she's still in New Jersey.
Meredith: You know, Zach, maybe a thirteenth season of Meredith's New Jerseyan Life would've been possible if Glee Dan wasn't in Virginia right now.
Zachary: That's true. Season 13 would've happened. But luckily, this show is a sequel to that one so hey, we cover everything Glee Dan does not only in the summertime, but every day for that matter.
Meredith: And since I started talking about Chuck E. Cheese and Dave & Buster's on the last two seasons of my show, we thought why not talk about them on this show? Chuck E. Cheese every week, but Dave & Buster's, not every week. Speaking of which, let's get into Beat's side of the story. So on Monday, he went to the Chuck E. Cheese in Pittsburgh, which starting remodeling last month. Funny thing, when he and his mom went to the restrooms, the men's sign was missing.
Zachary: Holy s**t. They must've not installed the new sign yet.
Meredith: They haven't yet or maybe it fell off, who knows? But Beat managed to take a picture of what's left on a wall when a sign gets taken off it.
Zachary: That works. But he'll want to go back when it actually does get it installed. The thing is, Pittsburgh's not done with their remodel yet. Their grand reopening is on August 7 so the sign should be installed by then.
Meredith: Indeed so. In fact, before they removed it, they had a hybrid animatronic. The store opened on May 22, 2001 with a 32-movement Studio C Beta and in 2021, the animatronic got the 16-movement head from Leominster, Massachusetts when it closed in 2020 due to the pandemic.
Zachary: Interesting. The store opened with Phase 3 and got Phase 5 between 2015 and 16.
Meredith: Good to know. Now, you may have noticed we're talking about Chuck E. Cheese outside of "Stages, Restroom Signs and More". Well, that's because Beat recently went to the Pittsburgh location and this segment would be a good time to talk about it.
Zachary: However, there are some 2.0 news we're saving for "Stages, Restroom Signs and More" so let's move on to the Dave & Buster's part of Beat's story.
===Leg Talk Silhouette Seven===
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk Silhouette Seven!
LEG TALK
Silhouette Seven
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: Blocking the north way into "Leg Talk Silhouette Seven", the North Hills Dave & Buster's was across the street from Chuck E. Cheese. It made it easier for Beat and his family to get from CEC to D&B. And when I say blocking the north way, I'm referencing where D&B was at, The Block at Northway. Lots of D&Bs are in malls. Others are in their own building. Anyway, nothing special with the restrooms at North Hills due to there being no leg silhouettes whatsoever. Just the neon lights, wording signs, stick people signs and that's it.
Zachary: As for the Homestead location Beat went to yesterday, the restrooms there just had wording signs. That's it. Pretty big entryways though. Let's get into some ZGL Theatres and Zachary & Meredith Bortz's news now. Leg Talk Silhouette Seven!
Leg Talk Silhouette Seven Announcer: Leg Talk!
LEG TALK!
===Cool Chuck 95000===
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck 95000!
COOL CHUCK
95000
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: We've got a s**t load of places to mention today on "Cool Chuck 95000". To get things rolling, the final ZGL Theatre in Buford, Georgia opened on Friday and the locations in Clearwater, Florida and Lima, Ohio closed on Sunday and the Zachary & Meredith Bortz's locations replacing them will reference the Chuck E. Cheese in Clearwater and the now closed location in Lima.
Zachary: They will open on February 22, 2025 alongside 29 other locations, those being Anchorage, Alaska, Beaverton, Oregon, Benson, Arizona, Berlin, Connecticut, Bernardsville, New Jersey, Berwick, Louisiana, Berwyn, Illinois, Bessemer, Michigan, Bethany, Indiana, Bethel, Minnesota, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, Bristol, Virginia, Cedar Falls, Iowa, Chattanooga, Tennessee, Concord, North Carolina, Decatur, Alabama, Everett, Massachusetts, Fayetteville, Georgia, Green Bay, Wisconsin, Independence, Missouri, Largo, Maryland, Lexington, Kentucky, Manchester, New Hampshire, North Charleston, South Carolina, Olympia, Washington, Overland Park, Kansas, Rogers, Arkansas, Superior, Colorado and Tupelo, Mississippi. Betas are being referenced here.
Meredith: Holy s**t, that's a lot of locations.
Zachary: I know, right? Talk about a lot of Betas being installed. Anyway, a new Zachary & Meredith Bortz's location in Winston-Salem, North Carolina was announced Sunday and will open on February 15, 2025 with the Alpha referencing locations. And that is it for this segment. Let's move on to some 2.0 news. Cool Chuck 95000!
Cool Chuck 95000 Announcer: Cool Chuck!
COOL CHUCK!
===Stages, Restroom Signs and More===
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
STAGES, RESTROOM
SIGNS AND MORE
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Meredith: So, we had thought Billings, Montana started 2.0 last week but turns out, they started remodeling Sunday. Also, we got word that Spokane, Washington's gonna start remodeling this week, making the confetti poster restroom signs no more.
Zachary: Goddamn it. Well, at least we haven't gotten the actual date yet so we're good for now.
Meredith: We'll definitely update you when their Alpha gets removed, making the stage extinct in Washington state. Anyways, the location in Salt Lake City, Utah is starting their 2.0 remodel, but the good thing about this is that the Circles of Light stage will remain just without the bot, which they removed.
Zachary: Again, Circles of Light stages are always kept during 2.0 remodels.
Meredith: Right. Although rumor has it that the stage could be removed, but that's not gonna happen, is it? We say, hell no. The only thing that's getting removed is the animatronic. Speaking of which, there is one more thing we do need to mention. All the legacy stores had their grand reopenings so we thought we'd do another movie talking about the history of those locations since there's five of them. We'll do the movie on August 9 so that we'd get a couple days to research the history of these animatronic keeping places. And that's it. Time to orgasm to my own heartbeat. Stages, Restroom Signs and More!
Stages, Restroom Signs and More Announcer: Stages!
STAGES!
===Fetish Fest===
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith.]
Zachary: The last couple episodes we were in our bedroom for "Fetish Fest" but other times like the first episode and first movie, we stayed down in the living room. Today, we'll stay in the living room for Meredith to orgasm to her own heartbeat.
Meredith: Yep. First, I need to take off this housecoat which…(plays with her breasts under her housecoat and she orgasms)…oh, my housecoat feels so good when I'm topless.
Zachary: It sure does, doesn't it?
Meredith: Yep indeed. Ready for me to take it off now?
Zachary: Go for it. [Meredith takes off her housecoat, revealing her toplessness] Holy s**t, those t*ts are huge.
Meredith: But not as huge as your dick will be when you masturbate to my orgasming.
[Zachary snickers]
Zachary: Oh, Meredith, you make me have morning wood each time your belly is seen.
Meredith: It's true, Zach. That's what models do all the time.
Zachary: They sure do, Mere. Now let me go get the stethoscope from the bedroom. I'll be right back.
[Zachary heads upstairs]
Meredith: The truth is, non-erotic ASMRists listen to their own heartbeat too, you know.
Zachary (coming back downstairs with a stethoscope): All right, Mere. Here's the stethoscope doctors use to listen to your heartbeat. (hands Meredith the stethoscope) Here you go.
Meredith: Thanks.
Zachary: Now I'm gonna head back upstairs just so you and them can be alone. But remember, we have a show to finish, so don't procrastinate by doing this for a lengthy amount of time.
Meredith: Don't worry, Zach. I'll probably stop when I feel like I'm having a heart attack.
Zachary: All right. Now go for it. See you guys in a bit! [heads back upstairs]
Meredith: Okay. Here goes nothing.
[Meredith puts on the earbuds of the stethoscope and places the center part on her heart. We listen to her heartbeat. She smiles but then her heartbeat starts to go faster, making her feel anxious. Then she orgasms. She then removes the stethoscope off her heart and then pants]
Meredith: You know what, screw this. I'm not gonna listen to my own heartbeat for orgasming reasons. It's scary all right. Talk about how Oranda felt when she did that. Let me get Zach back down here. Hey Zach, you can come back down now.
Zachary (from upstairs): All right, Mere. I'll be down in a second.
Meredith: Okay.
[Zachary enters the living room, carrying Meredith's bra with him and hands Meredith her bra]
Zachary: Here's your bra.
Meredith: Thanks. (puts it on)
Zachary: How was it?
Meredith: It was okay. But I'm never doing it again. It was scary as hell.
Zachary: Beats cloning an OnlyFans video, sexy woman.
Meredith: I know, right? Anyway, now that that's out of the way, let's finish up by doing the main segment.
Fetish Fest Announcer (singing): Fetish Fest.
FETISH FEST
===Main Segment===
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
[Transition back to Zachary and Meredith]
Zachary: We're gonna spend today's main segment talking about what we're going to be doing for future movies. So, like Meredith mentioned, the next movie we're gonna be doing on August 9 is about the legacy locations of Chuck E. Cheese. I guess 5 is our number for movies, am I right, Mere?
Meredith: That's right, Zach. There are 5 legacy CECs are 5 ways Road Stages were removed which speaking of, when the Road Stage at the location on 4141 Dixie Rd in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada gets removed, then we'll do a movie about the Road Stage. There were also 5 Studio C Prototypes installed, which we will talk about in another movie later on. And that's pretty much the plan for movies for right now. Again, we'll get more movies later on.
Zachary: And that concludes today's show. We will go back to our usual Tuesday schedule next week and after Tuesday, we'll do our second movie that Friday. But for now, your hosts of Memes of Truth are signing off now as we've got some love making to do.
Meredith: You said it, Zach. After I spent the main segment in my bra and panties, it's time for some more f**king. Anyways, see you all Tuesday for the next episode of Memes of Truth with Zachary & Meredith Bortz.
Main Segment Announcer (singing): Main Segment.
MAIN SEGMENT
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