Beanut Butterian

==Description==
Beanut Butterian is the language of the Walmart employees in the Lost in Walmart RP, used to cast spells and summon entities. An example of Beanut Butterian is the Googly Chant, which is used to summon...something very cursed.
While Lost in Walmart is the main home of Beanut Butterian, it is commonly referenced in everyday discussion on the Empire server as well.
== Origin ==
The phrase "beanut butter" was first used on the Empire server on April 2, 2020 by Key, though cursed images of beans were posted before then. Users quickly adopted the phrase, throwing it into any and all conversations, but there were mixed feelings about this new idea, this beanut butter. Some thought it to be blessed, while others thought it was very cursed, right up there with "germ with a hard G." Regardless, beanut butter was everywhere.
The language of Beanut Butterian came to be on April 4 when a group of users were trying to figure out the pronunciation of various keyboard smashes. They all sounded so strange, and it was like another language -- names for this language were proposed, such as Kormadish, Kormadespeak, Kormadian, Kormadan, and, last but not least, Beanut Butterian. 
Everyone decided to go with Beanut Butterian, and Crystal remarked, "A wise, ancient language. Few speak it today. Indeed, one of the only ways that this ancient language has been preserved is through Walmart employees, who chant in Beanut Butterian when doing their demonic rituals."
From then on, Beanut Butterian became the language of the Walmart employees. One of the proposed names, Kormadish, went on to become the name of the made-up language used by some members of the server.
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