Centipede Photoshoot (webisode)/Transcript

[theme song]
[Blythe is taking pictures of her pets.]
Blythe: These pictures are gonna turn out so cute! They’re gonna get, like, a zillion comments when I post them online! Okay, little snake, you’re next.
[The snake smiles and hisses.]
Blythe: Uh-oh, I forgot your basket! Let me go run and get it.
[Blythe leaves. The cat eyes the camera Blythe left on the table.]
Cat: Awesome! Come on, guys! Let’s take some real fashion photos while Blythe is gone.
[A spotlight is turned on, and the monkey turns on a fan. The cat gets ready to take photos of the pets. The bunny, wearing a tiara and a boa, gets her picture taken first. Then, the monkey gets her picture taken of her all dressed up, then the ladybug wearing a ribbon, then the kitten with a yarn ball, then a dog catching a frisbee in midair, then another picture of the bunny, then a picture of the French Bulldog playing the drums, and then a picture of the corgi in midair. The monkey sees both a centipede and a dragonfly. The centipede appears to be camera shy.]
Monkey: She sure is pretty, huh? All that glitter and sparkle. You know what I always say: seize the banana… I mean, day! Seize the day!
[The monkey shoves the dragonfly towards the centipede, and the dragonfly prepares to speak to the centipede.]
Dragonfly: Ahem… You know… you should really get out there and take some pictures.
Centipede: [gasps] Oh, no. I’m much too shy to go out there and strut my stuff like all the other little pets.
Dragonfly: Why? I mean… there’s something about you that just shines! I just… I just love your sparkle!
Centipede: He loves my sparkle!
[The centipede jumps up and gets her pictures taken. The other pets smile as they watch. Blythe returns with the basket.]
Blythe: I found it! 
[The centipede looks bashful and the other pets look up at Blythe.]
Blythe: Ready for your closeup, little snake?
[The snake hisses. Blythe sets the bucket down.]
Blythe: You get set up… [The snake slides into the bucket.] and I’ll see what I’ve got so far! [Blythe looks through the pictures in her camera.] Wow! These are awesome! I don’t even remember taking some of these! [gasps] Little centipede, just look at you! You’re practically glowing!
[The centipede blushes as she looks shy.]
Blythe: I always knew you had that sparkle inside!
Dragonfly: [chuckles] Me too.
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