Black Rod

Le Sergent d'arme de la Verge noire (lit. Sergeant-at-arms of the Black Stick; Latin/VML: Serviens armifier virgae nigrae) is a position in both the Ministère and House of Commons whose job is to maintain relations between the two chambers, one being full of specifically mourb governors and the other full of raving backbenchers.
As nowadays the word verge in French is commonly used as a slang for penis, whoever that has the position is unfortunately referred to as the sergeant of black cock and constantly bullied by the House of Commons as someone who likes African or African-American penises, regardless of gender or orientation. As a result, de jure it is simply called the black rod.