Uber Rap Battles of Fiction 1

The 1st installment of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction. It features the chosen Ones, Anakin Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter. It was uploaded March 29th, 2013.
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==Cast:==
MaNCHA as Anakin Skywalker and Neo
Pool as Anakin Skywalker (Soundcloud Remaster)
Seth Wisniewski as Harry Potter
==Lyrics:==
===Neo:===
Hi you little bitch, welcome to the Matrix
In here the force is lame compared to our leet tricks
Yo Momma's so fat, she looks just like Jabba
My disses are hot, they flow and burn like lava
You think that you're tough, talking your smack?
Ha! you were a slave before you even turned black!
You're a little boy who couldnt get what he wanted and turned
If you weren't such a jerk maybe you'd see power has to be earned
===Anakin:===
Mr. Anderson. Welcome to your own personal hell.
You're a loser, a dumbass, and hot damn, you smell.
You died at the end of the Matrix. How sad.
Bet you wished for that blue pill, you stupid old cad.
What if I told you to suck my damn ass?
In the rap world I'm a motherfucking Boss Nass
You don't stand a chance, boy. I know kung fu!
I finished Attack Of The Clones, I can sure as hell finish you!
===Neo:===
You never knew your dad, guess that makes you a bastard
I mean what's wrong with you, you even tried to kill your own master?
Now use the force to grasp this situation
You need to calm down with all this aggravation
===Anakin:===
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with.
A better opponent for me would have been Agent Smith.
I knew not my dad, yes, but I'm glad I'M not your father.
Go fuck a machine, you've become quite a bother.
===Harry Potter:===
Gosh! Both your verses were like Revenge of the Shit!
I'm now reloaded for revolution! Can't you see it?!
Luke's not your child, I entered Padame's chamber of secrets
And choosing a girl that ugly, Neo? I know I'd have regrets
I'm the best Chosen One. I defeated a giant snake!
Stopped dementors and death eaters, with many lives on stake!
Expecto Patronum! Alakazam!
I'll banish both your asses right to Azkaban!
<poll>
 Who Won?
Neo
Anakin
Harry Potter
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Category:Uber Rap Battles of Fiction
Category:URBoF Season 1
Category:Harry Potter