Evil Ain't No Bunny Business (The Prower-Rose Show)/Script

[Mobotropolis: 11AM]
* Cake, Candy, and Cookie were hearing the Rose Siblings' conversation
* Smash: "Why did Mom choose Dash as the leader of our team? He's a terrible leader!"
* Dash: "Your leadership skills are better, but ultimately, you are the meanest of the family."
* Flash: "Yeah, Smash! Dash, could be a fine leader, as long as he tries! Smash, I think you're a jerk. That's why Mom didn't choose you to be the leader."
* Smash: "Hey! I only want what's best for the team, and I am rarely ever a jerk to you guys."
* Flash: "Are you nice to everyone else?"
* Dash: "Uh, to be honest, Flash, you are also a jerk to a fair amount of people. Just not as much as Smash. That kinda makes you a hypocrite."
* Crash: "Flash is right, Smash. You are extremely condescending towards others. And to be fair, whenever a situation is serious, that's when you go full jerk mode."
* Smash: "So? You needed a competent leader like me!"
* Crash: "You can give the family a bad name if you were the leader. You are such a jerk to everyone. We need someone who can boost or morale and encourage us to do better without giving those harsh insults."
* Flash: "I kinda prefer Smash as a leader! Dash could be good too, as long as he tries his best to be as competent as Smash."
* Bash: "Smash is a better leader, I believe. Who cares if we get a bad name? Has Dad ever cared any time he had a bad reputation?"
* Dash: "Bash can talk?"
* Bash: he nods
* Smash: "He can only do so sometimes, because it's bad for his throat. He has massive throat problems."
[Mobotropolis: 8AM]
* Amy and Tails: "Hey, Sonic!"
* Sonic: "Yes, Amy and Tails?"
* Tails: "It's been exactly 25 years since we've defeated The End, the biggest threat to ever grace Mobius."
* Amy: "Let's go to the celebration! We're late!"
* Sonic: "Oh, yeah! This is happening!"
[Freedom Base]
* Sally: "Finally! Looks like they're here!"
* Knuckles: "Took you long enough."
* Sally: "Here they are. Our bravest heroes! Of course, nobody is going to care if the other three are getting the short end of the stick, Sonic was, at the time, clearly more powerful than they are."
* Amy: "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Go ahead. Sonic deserves it more for saving us and the planet from destruction."
* Sonic: "And you all knew about it just because Flash was featured in a movie about that showing some clips of me fighting The End in Supreme's body."
* Ray: "Three cheers for-"
* Nobody was there
* Mighty: "How did everybody disappear? And where are our chairs?"
* Crystals formed from the seats and trapped Sally
* Sally: "Ack!"
* Mighty: "Who could've done this?"
* Sonic: he tried homing attacking the crystals, but he didn't exert enough force
* Tails: "Knuckles! Amy!"
* Knuckles and Amy: they punched the crystals when a non-anthro bunny approached them
* Amy: "Oh! Hi there!"
* The bunny was actually a robot and dragged Knuckles and Amy into separate chairs before activating the "capture" button
* Sonic: "Who would do such a thing?"
* Tails: "Sonic! Do something!"
* Sonic: "I will find a-"
* Cake: "Take your seat, Sonic. You need to get the nutrients needed to think and get stronger." she gave Sonic a meal
* Sonic: he sat down on his chair "For my friends, I will gain the nutrients needed to think and get strong enough to save-"
* Candy: she activated the "capture button", and Sonic was successfully captured
* Sonic: "Gosh darn. That was the last thing I expected to see. Three rabbits who became evil."
* Cookie: she also captured Mighty and Ray by using the "capture" button on their chairs to trap them in crystals
* Mighty: he tried breaking out to no avail
* Knuckles: "GET US OUT!"
* Cake: "Sorry, but we're gonna take you to our base."
[Rose Residence]
* Smash: she opened the door "Looks like someone left some mail for us."
* Flash: she went to the mailbox and got the fortune cookie
* Dash: "A fortune cookie?"
* Smash: "WITHOUT PLASTIC? Well, who would eat it anyway? It doesn't taste very good. It's just there to give some paper."
* Dash: he opened the fortune cookie
* Fortune Cookie: "Greetings from a bunny, a bunny, and a bunny. We three bunnies are very very funny. That's how I can describe how you got this fortune Go to our place and get rid of your misfortunes!"
* Smash: "Place? Do they have some base or something?"
* Dash: "Maybe! Come on, team, let's find it."
* The kids ran to the Prowers' home
[Prower Residence]
* Flash: she rang the doorbell and tried opening the door, but it was locked "Why is this door locked? Oh, well, may as well wait for them to come."
[Four Hours Later...]
* Smash: "We spent a long time waiting on the mailbox, and they haven't come back. Might as well check their mail." she opened the mailbox only to find another fortune cookie "Another one?" she opened the fortune cookie
* Crash: "Isn't that bad?"
* Smash: "I'm too suspicious of them. We haven't heard of our parents and their friends today, and they aren't in any of these houses yet. Anyways..." she opens the fortune cookie and reads it "Two city blocks north, twelve city blocks west, meet the people who you love best, but be careful, you have to be blest... to PASS THIS TRICKY AND DIFFICULT TEST? ARE THEY OK?"
* Flash: "Doesn't seem like it."
* Dash: "Come on team, let's go!"
* The five ran 12 blocks west and 2 city blocks north
[Prower Base]
* Smash: "Not the order they said, but these are city blocks, so we'd arrive at the same destination no matter what."
* Crash: "Who are you giving those fortune cookies?"
* Smash: she got a fortune cookie "What does THIS fortune cookie say? They led us here. Someone is probably making a puzzle."
* Dash: "Let the leader do it, Smash." he read the fortune cookie "Land on the squares, there will be no scare. That will get you to Over There."
* Smash: "They are luring us into a trap."
* Crash: he stepped on a square and got launched into a pit of spikes
* Smash: she grabbed Crash's hand while landing on a tile "Told you."
* Crash: "Thanks, sis. How is it not happening to you?"
* Smash: "This is a rectangle. Don't step on the squares."
* Flash: "Dash, think what I'm thinking?"
* Dash: "Yeah."
* Dash and Flash: "Smash?"
* Smash: she punched Dash and Flash, sending them over the squares
* Crash: "See? This is why-"
* Smash: "You wanna go next? All of you go next, because if they say we shouldn't land on the squares, then I will throw you over them, so that you won't come into contact with them."
* Crash: "Oh. Good thinking."
* Smash: she threw Crash over the tiles
* Bash: he used his hammer to make him do a hammer jump to jump over all of the tiles
* Smash: she did the same thing as Bash "And that was the first test."
* Dash: he read a fortune cookie "Bye bye!"
* Smash: "Now it dumped us? Well, I should expect this, because villains would never do it."
* Dash: "Come on, guys, we can do it! They may bring us down, they may dupe us because they're villains, but that doesn't mean we are going to back down from the challenge to save our heroes!"
* All but Smash cheered
* Smash: "I'm starting to think that you do have the potential to be a good leader."
* Dash: "Yes, Smash, come on, we can solve this without the maker of the fortune cookies!"
* Smash: "I've got to give it to them. They're competent."
[Hostage Room]
* Sally: "How did you capture us?"
* Silver: "Like... how?"
* Cake: "I used the Master Emerald to make beautiful crystal chairs that will expand on all sides into a wonderful diamond capsule in order to capture whoever sits on them with a press of a secret button."
* Shadow: "I swear, if you don't get us out of here, we will destroy-"
* Cream: "No. Let's understand first why they are doing this."
* Candy: "Oh, if only you were smart enough to know why. See for yourself, while the Rose Siblings go through a journey through our base filled with such drama and such character development."
* Cookie: "This movie will be so fun, so emotional, the cheers when the credits roll will be so loud, everyone will go to an ENT!"
* Knuckles: "Do those things exist here?"
* Cake: "Not a chance, King of the Rings fanatic."
* Cream: "Don't make my day..."
* Cake: "Oh, we won't. In the way you want it to be."
* Blaze: "Hey! Don't make your mother mad! She can be scary when she is."
* Candy: "We aren't scared."
* Cake: "I'd say you should be scared, scaredy-cat." she activated the capsules' spray
* Blaze: she makes loud meows of pain
* Cake: she eats popcorn
* Cream: "My kids... they have become sadistic..." she cries
* Cake: "Mom, what's wrong? I was only laughing at her meows. They were hilarious. And besides, it's not very painful anyway."
* Cream: "Well, I guess it makes it better. But I and Tails feel like bad parents now."
* Candy: "Mom, we're doing this for the greater good, and you'll see why."
* Cream: "Then please tell me why right now!"
[Sports Center]
* Smash: "Bash, you're good at calculating the rough distance of trajectories in your head, right?"
* Bash: he gives a thumbs up
* Smash: "Hit the fireball that robot shoots, then send it towards that soccer ball so that it hits the goal, piercing the net to hit the golf ball to get a hole in-"
* A robot shot a fireball at Bash
* Bash: he hit the fireball and it hit the soccer ball so hard, it pierced through the goal and hit the golf ball, sending it to the hole
* Dash: "Well, he sure did hit a home run! Keep it up, Bash!"
* Bash: he smiled at Dash
* Dash: "Keep up the good work."
* Smash: "You do have to wonder what a hole in one leads to-"
* The ground is detonated due to the golf ball pressing the self-destruct button, and as a result, the Rose Siblings fell to an underground base
* Flash: "Smash! Bash! Anything you got?"
* Crash: "All I have is a plug!"
* Flash: "Aha! Throw it at me!"
* Crash: he threw the plug
* Flash: she used Electric Charge to enter through the plug
* Smash: she catches Flash "Gotcha!"
* The five eventually landed on the warehouse
[Robot Warehouse]
* Flash: "What are you going to do with your technology? It runs on electricity. Perfect for me!" she uses Electric Charge to enter a room through a plug, but accidentally bumped into a huge box
* The box revealed a giant robot called the Electric Noise
* Electric Noise: it plays the Prower Sisters' laugh
* Dash: "That voice!"
* Smash: "The Prower Sisters? What made them descend into villainy? They are raised by one of the nicest people I know! Well, of course they are because she's their mother. This means they should inherit her kind personality of some sort!"
[Hostage Room]
* Sonic: "Why did you do this to us?"
* Tangle: "Let me at them! Let me at them! Let me at them-"
* Amy: "If you don't shut your mouth, I will give you a beating! And we won't find out about the girls' true motives."
[Robot Warehouse]
* Smash: "Flash, what were you thinking, you dolt bolt? You know how smart this villain is!"
* Dash: "Smash, don't do that! Flash is our sister! She's strong, and we shouldn't be scolding her! Everyone makes mistakes, and to be fair, it was easy to miss. None of us are as smart as you, Smash. Stop being so condescending towards us."
* Flash: "And besides, I need a boost from you."
* Dash: "You can do it, Flash! You can defeat that robot!"
* Smash: "Bash! I need you again!"
* Bash: he had a determined face and gave Smash a thumbs up
* Flash: "How do you-"
* Bash: he did a mid-air dash to destroy the bricks leading to the room Flash was in
* Flash: "Bash!"
* Smash: she threw a hammer as hard as she could at Boxer's leg
* Boxer: he tripped and tried to slide so that he could hit Bash and Flash
* Bash: he sent Flash and Dash upwards with his hammer, then jumped with said hammer to propel himself upwards
* Flash: "It's over for you, Boxer!" she curled into a ball
* Bash: he got out two hammers and used them to send Flash towards the head of the robot
* Flash: she pierced through the head of the robot, exiting out of its butt
* Boxer: he exploded
* The Coffee Brothers landed on the ground after their machine exploded
* Latte, Macchiato, Cappuccino, and Mocha: "Move on."
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