Annoying Orange: Yo-Yo!/Transcript

Orange: Yeah you are! You're scared of UFOs!
Jell-O: For the last time, there's no such thing as UFOs.
Orange: Then, why are you shaking? (laughing)
Jell-O: Because, I'm Jell-O! I shake all the time!!
Orange: 'Cause you're scared of UFOs! Ha!
Jell-O: NO!! I'M NOT SCARED OF UFOS!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UFOS!!!
Orange: Yeah-huh!!
Jell-O: NO!!
Orange: Yup!
Jell-O: NO!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!!
(The yo-yo smashed the jell-o with tricks and jell-o was dead. The yo-yo spins.)
Orange: AH!! It's a UFO!!
Yo-Yo: (stops spinning) Ugh, I don't feel so good. (pukes)
Orange: AH!! IT'S A BARFIN' UFO!! UGAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!
(title card)
Orange: Are you okay, Barfin' UFO?
Yo-Yo: Yes, and I'm not a Barfin' UFO.
Orange: Really? What kind a UFO are you?
Yo-Yo: Not a UFO, I'm a yo-yo.
Orange: Whoa! Yo-Yo?
Yo-Yo: Yeah.
Orange: Really?
Yo-Yo: Yes.
Orange: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo!
Yo-Yo: What the? What did I just say?
Orange: Yo-lee, Yo-lee, Yo-lee, yo-lee, yo-yo-yo!
Yo-Yo: Wh-- What?
Orange: Yoooo, yo-yo-yo.. (keeps saying yo-yo-yo-yo)
Yo-Yo: What? What?!
Orange: Yo-yo-yo! What's a yo-yo?
Yo-Yo: I'm a toy. I do tricks.
(record scratches)
Orange: Yo-yo-yo?! Do you do tricks, yo?
Yo-Yo: It's Yo-Yo. There's in 40 yo's in my name and yes. Humans use the string attatched to me to make me do tricks.
Orange: Yo, really, yo? Can you fetch?
Yo-Yo: What?
Orange: Can you roll over, Yo-yo-yo-yo?
Yo-Yo: Th-- No! What?!
Orange: Yo! Hey, Yo-Yo! Shake my hand! Shake my hand! Wait, I don't have any hands! (scream) Where're my hands, Yo?! Yo!
Yo-Yo: What is wrong with you?! No, I don't do tricks like that! I'm not a dog!
Orange: Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, you're not a UFO?
Yo-Yo: No.
Orange: And you're attatched to a string that humans hold?
Yo-Yo: Yes.
Orange: And they make you do tricks?
Yo-Yo: Yes.
Orange: Then, you're a dog. (grabs the stick) Fetch the stick, Yo-yo-yo-yo! (throws the stick a the yo-yo)
Yo-Yo: Ow! I'm not a dog, you idiot!
Orange: Hahaha! Yo-yo-yo, catch the frisbee, yo! (grabs the frisbee and throws it at the yo-yo)
Yo-Yo: Ow!! Stop hitting me in the face!
Orange: Well, stop sucking it fetch, Yo-yo-yo-yo!
Yo-Yo: It's just Yo-Yo and I'm not a dog. I do way cooler tricks.
Orange: Prove it!
Yo-Yo: Fine. Here we go.
(Dane grabs the yo-yo, Orange thinks, and Yo-Yo does the dashing tricks.)
Yo-Yo: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! HAHA!
Orange: WHOA!! AWESOME!!
(Dane puts the yo-yo on the counter.)
Yo-Yo: See? Told ya.
Orange: Yo-yo-yo! That was cool, yo!
Yo-Yo: I know.
Orange: What's that trick called?
Yo-Yo: It's called...walk the dog?
(record scratches and they waited for 4 seconds)
Orange: I knew it.
Yo-Yo: No, i-it's the name of the trick!
Orange: Dog.
Yo-Yo: I'm not a--
Orange: Dog? Yeah you are! (grabs the ball) Catch the ball, Yo-yo-yo! Yo! (throws the ball at the yo-yo)
Yo-Yo: (growl) I'M NOT A DOG!
Orange: (laughs) Yo-yo-yo, who wants a doggy treat, yo? (grabs the doggy treat and throws it at the yo-yo)
Yo-Yo: OOOOOW!
Orange: Yo, you're not very good at this, Yo-yo-yo.
(record scratches)
Yo-Yo: Do you wanna see some tricks?! Check this out!
(Dane grabs the yo-yo, Orange thinks, and Dane does the spining yo-yo tricks.)
Yo-Yo: YEAAAAH! WHOOOOOOOOO!
Orange: Whoa!
(Dane does the back tricks for yo-yo)
Yo-Yo: Check this!
Orange: WHO-HOAH, YO!
(Dane does the forward double handed tricks.)
Yo-Yo: Yeah, and check this out!
(Dane does the forward spining for yo-yo.)
Yo-Yo: (laugh)
Orange: Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo, whoa!!
(Dane puts the yo-yo on the counter.)
Yo-Yo: That's right! Trick Master Flex in the house! What do you think about that? Tell me!
Orange: (thinking) Dog.
Yo-Yo: (freaking out) I'M NOT A DOG!!!! WHY YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYES OUT!
Orange: No! Dog!
Yo-Yo: Huh?!
(Cuddles bites the yo-yo off the counter and chews it on the couch. Yo-Yo screams and died.)
Orange: Jeez, looks like the only trick that Yo-Yo is good at is playing dead. (laughs) Yo.
(Credit rolls)
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