Lawson Throws Boris Down the Gorge and Gets Sent to Sellbot Headquarters

(inspired by The Lion King)
==Cast==
Lawson, Leo and Boris-Eric
Caillou-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Mort Chalk-Dallas
Vice President of Sellbot Headquarters-Simon
Doris (or Queen Doris)-Julie
Rosie-Shy Girl
Lawson's dad's angry voice-Scary voice
==Plot==
Lawson gets the idea from The Lion King.
==Transcript==
At the lounge, Lawson had a naughty plan.
Lawson: I'm going to throw Boris' dad down the gorge! First, I will take his son Caillou down to the gorge. Then I release the herd of cattle into the gorge. I'll attack the ill cow, thus triggering the stampede. Then I will rush over to Boris and Leo to come over to the gorge. But why? Leo is having a walk with Boris. I'll get Boris to save Caillou. He'll place Caillou on a safe rock. When he climbs up the gorge to call for my help. Then I will throw him down the gorge, and he'll fall in the stampede. Time to get ready and prepare for Boris' life.
So Lawson went off to Caillou's house to fetch Caillou. Then Lawson arrived at Caillou's house.
Lawson: Hello, Caillou!
Caillou: Hello yourself, Lawson! What's up?
Lawson: I'm taking you to the gorge so you can look around.
Caillou: Oh boy! This is an exciting adventure! Let's go together!
So Lawson and Caillou went off to the gorge. Later, they arrived down in the large canyon. Lawson and Caillou were near a rock, underneath a small tree.
Lawson: Now you wait here. Your father has a marvelous surprise for you.
Caillou: Oooh. What is it?
Lawson: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?
Caillou: If you tell me, I'll still act surprised.
Lawson: Ho ho ho. You are such a naughty boy.
Caillou: Come on, Lawson.
Lawson: No-no-no-no-no-no-no. This is just for you and your daddy. You know, a sort of... father-son... thing.
Through Caillou's expression, he resented Lawson's dismissive attitude, but soon shrugged it off.
Lawson: Well! I'd better go get him.
Caillou: I'll go with you.
Lawson: (Loud, snapping tone) No! (regaining composure) (in normal voice) Heh heh heh. No. Just stay on this rock. You wouldn't want to end up in another mess like you did with my friends...
Caillou was shocked.
Caillou: You know about that?
Lawson: Caillou, everybody knows about that.
Caillou was meek and embarrassed.
Caillou: Really?
Lawson: Oh, yes. Lucky Daddy was there to save you, eh?
Lawson was clearly enjoying himself; he put a hand on Caillou's shoulder.
Lawson: Oh... and just between us, you might want to sing 'This Old Man'. Hmm?
Lawson started to pull away.
Caillou: Oh... Okay...
Lawson patted Caillou roughly on the head, and then moved off.
Caillou: Hey, Lawson, will I like the surprise?
Lawson: (Turning back over his shoulder) Caillou, it's to DIE for.
So Lawson walked off and then he left the gorge, and he walked over to the cattle herd.
Lawson: Time to lure the cattle down the gorge!
So Lawson walked to the back of the cattle, and then he started herding the cattle.
Lawson: This trick will be working.
Then Lawson succeeded.
Lawson: There! All done! Time to attack the ill cow!
So Lawson began to beat the ill cow with a stick in order to trigger the stampede. The cow was howling in pain. Meanwhile, back down the gorge. Caillou began to sing 'This Old Man'.
Caillou: This old man, he played one. He played knick-knack on my shoe; with a knick-knack paddywack, give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling down.
There came a low rumble. Caillou looked down and saw pebbles jumping. A herd of cattle were coming over the lip of the gorge. Caillou was terrified.
Caillou: Oh no! This is terrible!
Caillou felt angry, and waved his fist.
Caillou: Lawson, you set me up!
Caillou was chasing the cattle herd, beating them with sticks to drive them over the edge.
At a short distance from the canyon. Leo was talking to Boris.
Leo: Oh look, Mr Anderson. The herd is on the move.
Boris: Odd...
Lawson ran up, out of breath.
Lawson: Boris. Quick. Stampede. In the gorge. Caillou's down there!
Boris: Caillou?
Back down the gorge, Caillou kept on running, and then he climbed up a dead tree. Leo ran ahead of Boris and Lawson, down into the canyon. They spotted Caillou. Caillou was clinging precariously to a tree.
Caillou: Leo! Help me!!
Leo: Your dad is on the way! Hold on!
Caillou was losing grip.
Caillou: Hurry!
Boris and Lawson were on the lower ledges of the gorge. Leo ran back to Boris and pointed out where Caillou was.
Leo: There! There! On that tree!
Boris: Hold on, Caillou!
In the gully, a cow rammed the tree Caillou was on, nearly breaking it.
Caillou: Ahhhh!
Boris ran out into the herd, joining the stampede. Leo was horrified.
Leo: Oh Lawson, this is awful. What will we do? What will we do? Hah... I'll go back for help!
Lawson was annoyed and backhanded Leo, and knocked him unconscious.
Leo: Oof!
Lawson followed Boris' progress from the lip of the gorge, his shadow cast mysteriously from the bottom of the gully. Boris ran with the herd till slightly past the tree. He whipped around the front of some cow and ran into the herd towards Caillou's tree. He got rammed head-first once, throwing him to the ground. A cow hit Caillou's tree, throwing Caillou into the air.
Caillou: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Boris got up in time to catch Caillou in the air with his arms.
Caillou: Thanks for saving me, dad.
Boris: No problem, Caillou. Let's go home to safety.
Boris got hit again and accidentally threw Caillou. Caillou dodged a few oncoming cows. Boris ran by with the herd and grabbed Caillou. He jumped up to a near rock ledge and set Caillou down, but was immediately struck by a cow and carried off into the stampede.
Caillou: DAD!
Caillou watched in horror as he couldn't find his dad in the swirling mass of cows below him. At the last second, Boris leaped out of the herd and started to climb with great difficulty up the sheer rock slope. Caillou turned and started to climb up to the top of the gorge. Out of Caillou's sight, Boris reached a point right below a ledge where he couldn't climb due to the steepness. His fingers were scraping and his hands had no traction. Above him on the ledge was Lawson.
Boris: Lawson! Law--
Boris slipped and barely hanged on, and he begged Lawson to help him.
Boris: Lawson! Help me!
Lawson looked disdainfully down, and then suddenly latched onto Boris' hands with fingernails extended. Boris screamed, primarily from the sudden pain of Lawson's fingernails, but no doubt also due to the sudden flash of realization. His expression slowly changed to one of horror as he recognized Lawson's intent.
Lawson: Long live the king.
Lawson threw Boris backwards. Boris free-fell, back first into the stampede raging below.
Boris: Aaaaaaahh!
Caillou was watching Boris hit the ground. Boris and Caillou's screams mingled.
Caillou: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
BUMP!
Boris had hit the ground, and he was dead.
Lawson cheered.
Lawson: Yay! I threw him down the gorge! Yay! No more Boris! He's dead!
Caillou bounded to the canyon floor, and he started to look for Boris. Caillou coughed.
Caillou: Dad!!
Caillou's voice echoed. 
Caillou: (Quietly) Dad?
A stray cow ran past, the source of the sound. The cow curved around a log further down the gully. Under the log was Boris, laying on his side. He was not moving or breathing. Caillou approached the body, and he was hopeful. 
Caillou: Dad? ...Dad, come on.
Caillou rubbed up against his dad's cheek. The head merely rolled back in place after the rub.
Caillou: You gotta get up.
Caillou placed both hands on his dad's cheek and pushed.
Caillou: Dad. I'll get you home.
Caillou tugged at Boris' leg. Again the head limply moved back in place. Caillou ran off a bit, obviously very scared. 
Caillou: HEEEEELP! Somebody!
Caillou's voice reverberates hollowly off the sides of the gorge. 
Caillou: Anybody... help.
Caillou began to cry, and he turned back to the body. He nuzzled up under the limp paw so that his dad was embracing him. Just then, Lawson advanced through the dust. 
Lawson: Caillou. What have you done?
Caillou jumped back, and explained to Lawson.
Caillou: There were cows and he tried to save me... it was an accident, I... I didn't mean for it to happen.
Lawson embraced Caillou, yet still distant.
Lawson: Of course, of course you didn't. No one... ever means for these things to happen. But your dad IS dead.
Lawson was looking with mock regret at Caillou. 
Lawson: And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive.
Caillou was crushed, believing his guilt. Another thought "occured" to Lawson. 
Lawson: Oh! What will your mum think?
Caillou still sobbing. 
Caillou: What am I gonna do?
Lawson: Run away, Caillou. Run... Run away and never return.
Caillou ran off blindly, obviously broken.
Lawson: There! Caillou's gone! Time to play 'Kick the Corpse'!
So Lawson started kicking Boris' dead body. He was kicking Boris' face, his broken body, his head, and his bottom. Soon, he stopped kicking Boris' dead body. 
Lawson: Right. Time to let his dead body rot in the gorge forever. I'm going home now.
So Lawson went home. Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's dad was about to watch TV.
Lawson's dad: I am going to watch the news.
Then Lawson's dad turned on the TV to watch the news. The scene took place in the GNN News studio, Mort Chalk began to make an announcement.
Mort: Good afternoon, and welcome to GNN News. This is Mort Chalk. Today was a terrible tragedy. A boy named Erwin Lawson had released the herd of cattle into the gorge, he attacked the ill cow, thus triggering the stampede to chase Caillou Anderson after Lawson left Caillou down at the bottom of the gorge. Then Lawson got Boris and Leo to come over to the gorge, and he got Boris to save his son. Boris placed Caillou on a safe rock. Then he climbed up the gorge to call for Lawson's help. But Lawson had betrayed him, and threw him down the gorge where he fell in the stampede. Lawson was responsible for his death, much to Caillou's dismay. Now everyone is going to mourn Boris' death. Anyways, stay tuned because there are more commercials showing up. We'll see you after the break.
Lawson's dad was furious.
Lawson's dad: What?! I can't believe that Erwin is responsible for Boris' death! He's in so much trouble now! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I want a word with him right now!
(We see Lawson's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Lawson's dad: (Scary voice) Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, get over here right now!
At the lounge, Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you throw Boris Anderson down the gorge?! Now everyone reacted to his death, thanks to you! Especially his wife Doris! Where did you get the idea from? 
Lawson: Um, um, um... I got the idea from The Lion King where Scar throws Mufusa down the gorge. I took Caillou down to the gorge. Then I released the herd of cattle into the gorge and attacked the ill cow, thus triggering the stampede to chase Caillou. Then I rushed over to Boris and Leo to come over to the gorge, and I got Boris to save Caillou. He placed Caillou on a safe rock. Then he climbed up the gorge to call for my help, and I threw him down the gorge where he fell in the stampede. Then I told Caillou to run away and never return so he won't go near his dad ever again. 
Lawson's dad: That was a very bad thing to do! Caillou is crying about his dad's death, because of you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded grounded for a month! As for your punishment, I am sending you to ToonTown!
Lawson: No! Please! Don't send me here! 
Lawson's dad: Well, too bad! Let's go right now! 
Lawson's dad sent his naughty son to ToonTown in disgrace, and later they arrived at ToonTown. Lawson was still crying like a baby.  In Mr. Lawson's hand was a whip.
Lawson's dad: Oh come on, Erwin! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for throwing Boris down the gorge! 
CRACK! Mr. Lawson hit his son with a whip!
Lawson: Stop! Stop it! You're hurting me!
Lawson's dad: Cry one more time and I will continue to whip you! If I see one more tear come out of your eye, I will keep whipping you!
So Lawson's dad sent his naughty son to Sellbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Sellbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the reception where the Vice President was working. 
Vice President: Welcome to Sellbot Headquarters! How may I help you?
Lawson's dad: Well, you see, Erwin just threw Boris down the gorge. It was a very bad thing to do that. So I decided to bring him here for his lesson. 
The Vice President was horrified, and he was upset with Lawson.
Vice President: Erwin, why the crap would you do such a thing like that!? That's it, come with me right now! 
Then Lawson came with the Vice President, and then he entered the cell. Lawson sat on a bed. 
Vice President: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!
The Vice President left. 
Lawson's dad: Erwin, I'm going home right now! And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!
Lawson's dad walked away, much to Lawson's dismay. 
Lawson: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here again! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!
In Caillou's house, Queen Doris was sobbing about her poor husband, and Rosie was sad.
Queen Doris: Poor Boris! I can't believe I've lost him. And what's worse, we've lost Caillou as well.
Rosie: I hope Caillou will come home soon. I'm afraid he's gone forever. I've lost my brother now after Leo told me that Caillou ran away after Lawson made him believe that he is responsible for dad's death. Caillou's not responsible for his dad's death, Lawson is.
Queen Doris: Oh dear, I hope Caillou comes back soon.
Meanwhile, at the forest, Caillou was feeling upset.
Caillou: Why was I responsible for my dad's death? I don't think I want to go home. I have to live in exile. What have I done?
Then, Lawson finds himself back in his room.
Lawson: Wait! Am I still in Sellbot Headquarters? No! This was just a dream all along and so was being spanked by my dad!
Lawson's dad's voice: Erwin, I got a call from Paul Prickly, your principal's brother! He told me you made a grounded series out of your principal! Why would you do that? Even worse, Dr. Slicer had to replace him thanks to you!
Lawson: Oh no! I must confess to my dad right now!
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