Interstellar

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: Well guys, here we go again. It was a 2-1 vote. 
Sonic: Oh boy.
Steve: Hey Granite can i finally tell you about my adventures-
Granite: NOT NOW! Okay anyways Sonic unfortunately you’ve been evicted.
Sonic: Wait what?
Granite: Yeah. You got more votes than Sully and Noseward and because Bob was already evicted, you’re automatically evicted. 
Sonic: Man. Well I mean I already won a season so it’s not like winning again would have done much more for me. Peace out dudes!
Granite: Okay let’s get to your challenge. 
Steve: YES FINALLY THIS CHALLENGE!
Granite: Shit is that today?
Steve: YES! Today I made a challenge based on my experiences in another dimension. Everybody just hop through this here portal I set up and the first person to bring me the hidden key wins.
SpongeBob: What’s the key for?
Keanu: I second that. 
Steve: Just go!
(Everybody enters the portal and enter into a strange new world)
SpongeBob: What..
Amaya: Is..
Bob Ross: This beautiful land?
Keanu: What beauty do you see?
(The 13 contestants are standing on a cold dark platform in space)
Noseward: There’s nothing here. How did Steve go on a full adventure here?
Sully: Dick probably lied.
Noseward: Yeah that’s fair.
Amaya: Hey wait I have an idea.
(Suddenly the key appears)
Amaya: I thought about it and it appeared?
Sully: Wait wait- I’m not a complete dumbass. Do you mean that I can just imagine things and they’ll happen?
Monty: Doesn’t that mean that Steve imagined some insane adventure and we could do the same?
Hoopla: SHUT THE HELL UP WE HAD EXTRA NON-ELIMINATION EPISODES LAST SEASON AND WE CAN’T HAVE THAT AGAIN!
(Hoopla imagines a key by accident)
Hoopla: Hey wait a minute-
(Sully imagines a key)
Sully: Yes.
(Sully walks over to the portal and steps out)
Granite: Oh hey, Sully and Noseward win!
Sully: LETS GOOOOO-
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Sully: Alright alright alright. First, we’re nominating that ASSHOLE Vanessa for even THINKING to nominate us last round.
Vanessa: Rude!
Noseward: Also, Biden and Keanu because Biden is running for president and if he wins here, well yeah. Can’t allow one man that much power.
Granite: Looks like it’s gonna be Biden and Keanu along with Vanessa up for eviction. See you guys later!
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