Coup

Only add to this. Don't delete anything. Unless it has nothing to do with the story.
Kiko. Hype.
2 bureaucrats, and a mutual hatred of each other.
It was 2024, and Caleb was insanely hot. Burning, even. This was Upstate New York- how the hell was it 90 degrees? Nevertheless, Caleb brought up the energy to log onto Discord. Directly into a flamewar.
Kiko and Hypercane, the sole bureaucrats of the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki following Roy's resignation for personal reasons, had been experiencing some disagreements for a while, but most HHWD members dismissed them as friendly disagreements. But this one, from the start, had just seemed different. Kiko had begun publishing a weekly update of things that were being discussed in #administration. They were not commonly discussed, until one update showed how Hypercane had made the decision to create a new role- President. The details were not immediately revealed in the bulletin due to them being private.
Hypercane quickly deleted the bulletin.
Finolian looked at #casual-chat, not expecting to have the first message they saw to be an angry curse towards Hypercane.
Looking through #casual-chat further, they saw that Hypercane had deleted that days editon of Kiko's Weekly Bulletins™. They wondered, "Well, what trash did Kiko put in there for Hype to delete it?" As Alex eventually learned, it was simply information. "Sensitive information", in Hype's eyes. Finolian eventually joined Caleb in the opinion of "dude, Hype, wth".
PresidentOfYes was having the time of his life documenting his first HHW scandal.
He was already writing: "Hypercane deleted Kiko's generally loved Weekly Bulletins™ (KWB). That days KWB had apparently included some information regarding a new role, named 'President'." He wrote that sentence with joy, for obvious reasons. Eventually, POY succumbed to the great urge to post an anti-NXSA joke, which caused a brief break in conversation that allowed him to actually comprehend the issues that were going down. Upon reading, and dropping an unusually sick line that got a surprising amount of this' for him (4), he continued his extremely important journalism.
NXSA was, yet again, the subject of another joke. Only difference was it made him tear up from laughing.
NXSA had recently been promoted to admin after being demoted to AP about a year prior for something that people were actually surprised at. They made jokes after, though- it was HHW after all! Anyways, he saw the situation going down, and upon reading and hearing both sides arguments, sided with Hype. He had noticed that Kiko wasn't asking to see what information needed to be kept secret, and what didn't, when he was making the Weekly Bulletins™. He felt that Kiko should consult other administrators prior to sending them. Either way, he advocated for a calmer discussion.