Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler (a.k.a Downfall Hitler or Internet Hitler) is the main protagonist of the movie Downfall (or Der Untergang in German) and the Hitler Rants Parodies videos. He is one of the many Hitlers of the HRP Universe and the Führer of the Downfall Reich. 
== Biography ==
=== Profile ===
Adolf Hitler is always seen making plans and ranting about things that annoy him. This often includes the antics that Fegelein pulls on him, Jodl objecting to his plans, and when Günsche informs him about random nonsense. Nearly every one of his plans has ended in failure, with only a few being successful.
==== War of the Hitlers ====
In 2014, Downfall Hitler eliminated the Valkyrie Hitler with his Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction, leading to The War of the Hitlers. After The War of the Hitlers came to an end, he became the sole surviving Hitler and the Führer of a mega-country called the United Reich.
==== The Hitler Administration ====
After Obama's presidency ended in 2017, Downfall Hitler became the 45th President of the United States after defeating Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump in 2016 U.S Presidential Election, leading to the Hitler Administration. However, a year after he won the election, his presidency ended after a conspiracy by Himmler and Fegelein, which resulted in White House's destruction. As a result, he returned to the United Reich and was banned from going to America.
In 2018, he and the rest of his officials learned of the threat posed by the Space Nazis. After learning of Gunsche's betrayal and allegiance with the Space Nazis afterward, the latter devastated the United Reich and destroyed the country's super weapons. In response, he and the Bunker Crew and the rest of the world engaged in a battle between them and the Space Nazis to defeat them in order to save Earth.
==List of plans==
In every Hitler plans scene, Hitler plans for an attack, a search for Fegelein, or simply to buy something useless. Downfall Hitler will then involve Steiner and the map of Berlin (Which belongs to Krebs) into his plan. Krebs will then mention fish in Downfall Hitler's plan or suggest a way to improve the plan which would make Downfall Hitler would agree to it. Then Jodl will object to the plan and then Downfall Hitler will shouts at him and insult his bald head. Here are the plans and the results:
Episode 	Success/Failure 	Reason
Hitler plans a trip out 	FAILURE 	Gets lost & drives into a river.
Hitler plans to troll fourms 	FAILURE 	Gets trolled himself.
Hitler plans to upgrade to Windows 7 	FAILURE 	Blue Screen of Death.
Hitler plans Hitler Rants Parodies' 
downfall 	FAILURE 	HRP is stronger than ever.
Hitler plans to lose the war 	SUCCESS 	(Self explanatory).
Hitler plans to buy an Xbox 360 	FAILURE 	RRoD.
Hitler plans to buy a PS3 	FAILURE 	Hated by Xbox fans and possibly YLOD.
Hitler plans to buy a Wii 	 	
Hitler plans to remain the Führer after the war is lost 	FAILURE 	Fegelein was elected as Fürher.
Hitler plans to run against Obama in the 2012 Presidential Election 	 	
Hitler plans his victory parade 	FAILURE 	No victory parade for losing the War.
Hitler plans to hire Fegelein 	FAILURE 	Fegelein keeps committing antics without stopping at the Fürher.
Hitler plans to phone cats 	FAILURE 	All the cats annoyed him.
Hitler plans to fire Jodl 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	He was fired, but was later re-hired after the whole Bunker went on strike.
Hitler plans to rehire Jodl 	SUCCESS 	Jodl rehired.
Hitler plans to improve his plans 	FAILURE 	His plans still fail.
Hitler plans to plan another plan 	FAILURE/SUCCESS 	It seemed to work, but he was interrupted a lot while he was trying to plan.
Hitler plans to do something very smart 	FAILURE 	Gets a score of 10 in the IQ test.
Hitler plans to rant 	SUCCESS 	With the help of Jodl.
Hitler plans to go to the Moon 	FAILURE 	The Rocket exploded before launch.
Hitler plans Jodl's search for Fegelein 	FAILURE 	Jodl failed to find Fegelein.
Hitler plans to buy Downfall 	FAILURE 	He didn't need to buy it because he was in Downfall.
Hitler plans to buy Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty 	 	
Hitler plans the Pencil of Doom and mass destruction 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	He can use it on anyone.. except for Fegelein.
Hitler plans to win the War 	FAILURE 	He lost the War.
Hitler plans to buy Halo Reach 	FAILURE 	Hitler complains that the game is too hard as everyone in the bunker can beat him. He even got teabagged by Fegelein.
Hitler interrupts Obama's speech 	FAILURE 	Brushed off by most people.
Hitler interrupts President Obama's speeches 	FAILURE 	Instead of embarrassing Obama, it only caused amusement and it may have even boosted his popularity. Which was not the plan.
Hitler calls Dick Cheney a war criminal 	FAILURE 	Cheney laughed at being called a War criminal and his fans booed at Hitler.
Hitler throws a pie at Bill Gates 	FAILURE 	He was criticized for throwing the pie instead of being commended. He later suffers the Blue Screen of Death (BSoD for short) again.
Hitler attacks President Sarkozy 	FAILURE 	Hitler was arrested, given a suspended sentence and will be forced to resign if he attacks another World leader.
Hitler disrupts President Reagan's speech 	FAILURE 	Hitler was told to shut up and was humiliated on national television.
Hitler throws his shoes at President Bush 	FAILURE 	He missed.
Hitler throws glitter at Rick Santorum 	FAILURE 	Santorum was unaffected and carried on in the campaign.
Hitler throws book at President Obama 	FAILURE 	He missed. He then finds out that his book throwing skills were decreased by Fegelein.
Hitler throws flour at President Hollande 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	He was able to throw the flour at him. Although he was stopped before he could use it all.
Hitler heckles Tony Blair 	FAILURE 	Tony Blair was unaffected by this and Hitler was stopped before he could hit him.
Hitler buys the Death Star and accidentally destroys Earth 	FAILURE 	Destroys Earth, billions dead.
Hitler uses the Death Star to kill Fegelein 	FAILURE 	Fegelein Survived.
Hitler plans to make a Downfall Parody 	 	
Hitler plans to find a way to bypass the blocking filter 	 	
Hitler's Downfall parody purge 	 	
Hitler plans to replace Jodl 	 	
Hitler plans to eliminate Jodl 	FAILURE 	Jodl Rebellion.
Hitler plans to get Göring to eat Fegelein 	FAILURE 	Göring was unable to eat Fegelein.
Hitler kills Hitler 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	He successfully killed Inglourious Hitler but then finds out that Fegelein tried to kill him.
Hitler appears on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" 	FAILURE 	He lost on the first question.
Hitler plans to do nothing 	FAILURE 	He failed to do nothing as he was still doing something by planning to do nothing.
Hitler plans to upload his plan to YouTube 	FAILURE 	The video was uploaded. But no one took it seriously.
Hitler plans to buy the kinect 	 	
Hitler plans to buy Call of Duty: Black ops 	FAILURE 	Steiner gets killed in the Nazi Zombie mode.
Hitler plans to buy Jodl a wig 	FAILURE 	Reich Wigs didn't have any ridiculous enough wigs available.
Hitler plans to cut the deficit 	 	
Hitler plans to buy Christmas presents 	 	
Hitler plans to stop planning 	FAILURE 	Hitler can't stop planning even for one video.
Hitler plans to defeat Gaddafi and Gaddafi rants about it 	 	
Hitler's fight, win and prevail plan 	 	
Hitler's global domination plan 	FAILURE 	The plan was cancelled by Mohnke.
Hitler plans to find himself 	FAILURE 	Although Hitler was found, the main purpose of this plan was to stop Günsche from informing Hitler, which didn't work.
Hitler plans to send an insulting message to The Bunker Hitler 	SUCCESS 	The message was successfully sent.
Hitler plans to run for FIFA president 	 	
Hitler has Justin Bieber shot and killed 	FAILURE 	Justin Bieber sadly survived.
Hitler plans to point at maps 	SUCCESS 	He was given lessons by Krebs.
Hitler plans to ban porn 	 	
Hitler plans to sit 	 	
Hitler plans to watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon 	 	
Hitler plans to get his old voice back 	 	
Hitler plans to raise the debt ceiling 	 	
Hitler plans his first plan 	 	
Hitler plans to tell Jodl to shut up 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	Hitler was able to say shut up, but Jodl refused to do so.
Hitler plans to join the Downfall Parodies Forum 	 	
Hitler plans to be the next Steve Jobs 	 	
Hitler plans an unobjectionable plan 	FAILURE 	Jodl was still able to object to it.
Hitler plans to buy Battlefield 3 	 	
Hitler plans a new improved planning a plan 	 	
Hitler plans to buy Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 	 	
Hitler plans to polish Jodl's head 	 	
Hitler plans to find out what 1+1= 	FAILURE 	Outsmarted by Jodl who said the answer was 2.
Hitler plans to invent warp drive 	 	
Hitler plans a confusing plan 	SUCCESS 	Jodl and Krebs were both confused.
Hitler plans the downfall of the Downfall parodies 	FAILURE 	Downfall parodies still going strongly.
Hitler plans his final plan 	 	
Hitler plans a brilliant plan
(A day in Hitler's bunker) 	FAILURE (brief SUCCESS)	It seemed to be going well until Jodl ruined it.
Hitler plans to upgrade to Windows 8 	FAILURE 	He upgraded to Windows 8, and then ranted about it.
Hitler plans to ignore Jodl 	SUCCESS 	He successfully ignores Jodl.
Hitler plans to Object to his plan 	SUCCESS 	Jodl objected to Hitler objecting which meant that he aproved to the plan.
Hitler plans to host a Downfall Parody convention 	FAILURE 	No one showed up.
Hitler updates his firmware 	FAILURE 	Hitler's firmware update disaster
Hitler appears on "Wipeout" 	FAILURE 	He failed every obstacle and hurt his back. Fegelein stole his painkillers.
Hitler tries to kill Fegelein with his phone 	FAILURE 	Fegelein survived.
Hitler plans to block YouTube's ads 	FAILURE 	Jodl said that he can just use Adblock.
Hitler tries to grab the Olympic torch 	FAILURE 	He was stopped by security guards and was arrested.
Hitler plans to participate in the London 2012 Olympic games 	FAILURE 	He failed to win a single medal.
Hitler gets Blondi to try and kill Fegelein 	FAILURE 	Fegelein survived.
Hitler plans to find out who was plotting to assassinate him 	 	
Hitler glitter bombs Mitt Romney 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	He successfully attacked him, but was banned from attending anymore of Romney's rallies.
Hitler plans a Jodl plan 	FAILURE 	Jodl's plan was a success.
Hitler plans to run as an independent in the 2012 Presidential Election	FAILURE 	Obama re-elected as President.
Hitler Gangnam Style 	FAILURE 	The video became very unpopular as everyone complained that it was worst than Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and people claimed it contained a racist word.
Hitler plans to breath 	SUCCESS 	He was able to breath.
Hitler plans to eat 	SUCCESS/FAILURE 	He successfully ate his food before Göring was able to eat it and he ignored Jodl's objection. But then he finds out that the food was 5 years out of date.
==Personality==
Much like all the other Hitlers, he is hot-tempered, and is known to rant about anything that pisses him off, which is a lot (particularly his subordinates being idiots). In the parodies, he is known to be a hardcore gamer (although he sucks, he even gets killed from the beginning when playing multiplayer games) and likes War Games, especially Halo Games since he is a massive fan of Halo. He was originally a Xbox fan, but because the Microsoft company screwed up everything in Xbox One, Hitler decided to buy a PS4. He was later known to hate the Xbox company, sometimes even make fun of their name, changing it into XBone. He owns a Windows computer and several other devices, and is known to enjoy reacting to current events using his devices, although he usually ends up ranting about them. He hates most politicians and always wants to attack them, but sometimes his attack plan can be ruined by Fegelein because Fegelein reduces his attack skill. He is also known for hating Justin Bieber, whom he attacked before with his Pencil of Doom. He is rather violent and will attack or threaten to attack anybody he dislikes. His favourite food is cabbage and his least favourite food is baked beans. 
Interestingly, his ideas of what the Reich should be differ greatly from those of other Hitlers. Being much more buffoonish and somewhat idiotic despite his rages (he can't even find Berlin), he also has no issues with people of other races, Jews, or homosexuals. Although he does believe in a "master race", his methods of dealing with other races are much more humane, which causes a lot of the other Hitlers to dislike him. He loves his wife Eva Braun and his dog Blondi, and does care about his subordinates despite often being driven to rage by their stupidity and antics.
==Health==
Hitler suffers from Parkinson's disease and has an uncontrollable farting problem. Funny enough, the real Hitler suffered the same disease. He also has a problem in which he will sometimes interrupt himself by saying random things, such as Stalin's name or by ranting uncontrollably.
It is possible he only has one testicle, but he has never denied or confirmed this. Once, when talking about a genderbent version of himself, he stated that that version should have "only one breast" which could be a reference to this.
==Relations with other characters==
===Eva Braun===
Eva is Hitler's wife. Though she rarely connects with Hitler in the parodies, he has been shown to talk about her in a positive light; whenever a weird mutation happens and he becomes supposedly ugly, he worries about her not wanting to look at him, and has spoken casually about having sexual encounters with her. However, her only main appearances are when she asked him for shoes and for him to retire, which he gets annoyed about. But then again he gets annoyed with everybody at some point, so uh—
===Blondi===
Blondi is Hitler's dog. He is shown to have loving care for her and will get annoyed if anyone insults her or tries to hurt her.
===Hermann Fegelein===
Fegelein is Hitler's brother-in-law (after he married Eva). He is always pulling antics on the Führer. Hitler has often forced everyone to search for Fegelein and kill him due to his intense hatred towards him. Occasionally he gets so angry with him that he will yell Fegelein's name over and over while banging his hand on a table.
===Joseph Stalin===
Stalin is the leader of the Soviet Union during the War and has had a rivalry with Hitler. Hitler despises Stalin and will take any chance he can to insult him.
===Heinrich Himmler===
Himmler was once one of Hitler's most loyal military commanders (losing only to Goebbels) until he found out that he was negotiating with the Allies, since then he hated him. Hitler also orders him to do random tasks; such as unclogging the toilet and giving him a bath. Every time Himmler fails to do his task, Hitler would call him an incompetent bastard. They later seemed to somewhat make up, and Hitler often acts somewhat oddly around him as if he is attracted to Himmler, but this is likely another ploy as he does still enjoy insulting Himmler.
===Joseph Goebbels===
Goebbels is Hitler's most loyal general who is always by him side no matter what Hitler's idea is and he was the only one not to complain about Hitler's uncontrollable farting problem. Although Hitler still calls him by the name Skeletor, he doesn't have any problems with him and can address him with respect if needed.
=== Hans Krebs ===
Hitler has a begrudging friendship with Hans Krebs. He gets annoyed whenever Krebs says the word "fish" multiple times. But Krebs constantly supports him, and although Hitler gets annoyed by his "fishy map pervert" behavior, he seems lucky to have him around and often begrudgingly agrees to let him help with his plans.
===Alfred Jodl ===
Hitler hates Jodl because he keeps on objecting to his plans. He mostly ends up insulting his bald and shiny head. He has even planned to have Jodl fired, replaced and even eliminated, but none of these worked. 
===Otto Günsche===
Most of the time, Hitler gets annoyed by Günsche when he keeps informing him of the obvious or the irrelevant, but other than that gets on fine with him.
===Other Hitlers===
Hitler normally gets into arguments with the Other Hitlers about who is the best Hitler because he, of course, thinks he is the best and that the others are bad. The biggest rivalry is between him and Inglorious Hitler, in which they ended up literally battling. Hitler then killed him in Hitler kills Hitler.
==Famous Quotes==
==Trivia==
* Even though this Hitler is technically from the movie Downfall, he often claims that he is the real Hitler, saying that the real real Hitler is a fake Hitler. He and the real Hitler are shown to be completely different.
* Despite not being racist, he did use to say the n-word. However, he only ever said it when referring to his subordinates, which are all white, and would likely not actually call any minority that.
* Downfall Hitler can also be shown as concerned about the state of the world, in the videos Hitler reflects series (depending on how truly severe the problem in question is).
* He is the only person in all of the United Reich who can't find Berlin.
* His plans fail so much that he is occasionally called "Failüre" instead of "Führer". The term "Failüre" has also been used for other Führers who are failures as well.
* Sometimes he is called "Dolfy", a nickname which has gradually become more prominent throughout the parodies.
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