Mad (Spoof): Fast Cave

Cast
Narrator - Iago
Winnie Da Poo - Spike
Dominic Torreto - Kick
Tigger - Swampy
Piglet - Erica
Eeyore - Mushu
Rabbit - Lagertha (Vikings Tv 2013)
Teenager (Unseen) - Eva
Transcript
Iago:This could be the room of any grown girl.But that would be spying.So this is the room of Eva,who loved Spike the pooh. (The Book opens revealing Spike getting Jewels from underground near a tall tree with branches) And Spike,who loved honey,was once again trying to steal some.
Spike:It's not like in stores around here,you know! Not if I can just...(A arm appears and Spike hits a branch after getting punched to the top. He fell and hits a branch...)I suppose...(And another...)...this was...(And another...)...funny ...(And another...)...the first few times,but...(And another...)...now it just...(...and hits a rock.)...hurts.
Iago:So Spike decided to get some help with his good friend Lagertha.
Spike:No,I won't be doing that. (punches Lagertha in the face and went back inside)
Iago:But it's in the book!
Spike:Well,I called for some help outside the book!
Kick:(Appears and breaks the dialogue in the book) Someone need help with a heist? (Title Fast cave appeared) Alright,What's the job? Band trains? bank on a train,bank of trains?
Spike:A cave,actually.
(They stop to the cave hole)
Kick:A cave,huh? Is it dangerous? 'Cause I've got a reputation to hold.
Spike:i suppose so. If you're allergic to diamond dogs,that is.
Kick:Yeah! That's it! I could be allergic. And those dogs look pretty furious. (The first hole shows the dogs fighting each other) Of course,those dogs are fast and furious. (The second Shows dogs running around and yelling)
Diamond Dog:AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Kick:And you might even say those dogs are too fast and too furious. (The third shows the dogs using motorcycles)
Spike:Are you finished?
Kick:I think so. Let's assemble our team! Who do you got and what are their specialties?
Spike:Well,Erica here is very small.
Erica:Some people think I'm a girl!
Kick:You're not?
Spike:Mushu is very sad.
Mushu:I could have been in the Spoof of Spike.
Spike:It's okay. And Swampy is bouncy.
Swampy:HOO HOO HOO HOO HOOO!!!!! You know I'll probably just go down there and get it!
Kick:Good! Cause that's the plan! To bounce up there using cars. (Shows 4 cars)
All but Kick:Cars?
Swampy:No,I mean,I think I can do it.
Kick:No time! Vampire Girl,Funny Gator,you tether your cars to the Sad Dragon and pull him up that ramp. That will launch his car onto a lever which will raise another ramp onto which Spike and I will drive and hitch weapons to the cave from-
Iago:Uh,hello,this is the narrator.I just want to point out that might not be the smartest plan.
Kick:What do you know? You read books!
Iago:Exactly! And I'm afraid you'll...
Kick:No time! (Throws the blueprint) Let's go! (The 5 were ready and Mushu's car stopped)
Mushu:Pathetic. (the 5 rev up the vehicles and when they were going to the hole... they mysteriously go the end of the book)
All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iago:And,just as i was afraid...(the 5 get out the book) they all lift off the page and landed into other books. Spike into Where the Good Things Are,Erica and Swampy into The Very Hungry Monster. And Mushu into...
Mushu:Everybody Poops.
Beast:What are you doing here?!
Spike:Well,we were just trying to get some jewels.
Beast:(grins) Oh,why didn't you say so? (Gives him jewels) We have some here. (Spike gasps)
Om Nom:I was going to eat this,but there's plenty for everyone. (Erica faints)
Prism Break:In this book too! Cause as you know,even Crystal Monsters...(poops on Mushu)
Mushu:Poop.
Iago:And what,you may ask,what happened to Kick? Well,he landed into the novelization of the spoof movie Toons.
Danny:I hear you got a thing for chains and cars.
Yogi Bear:Huh? Now you're talking my language! (The 2 do the thing Kick did and just as he planned earlier)
Kick:Wait! No! This is why I hate BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End