Love?

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Love? is the first track on The Yellow Album. It is a rap performed by Bart. The song was written by Robert Clivillés (one half of the famed dance group C+C Music Factory; the other half, David Cole, wrote I Just Can't Help Myself for the same album), Angel Deleon, Alan Friedman, and Duran Ramos.
==Lyrics==
:Back-Up Singers:
:Here we go!
:Here we go!
:Here we go! Keep it coming! Keep it coming, yo!
:Here we go! (Go!)
:Here we go! (Go!)
:YEEEAAAAH!
:Bart:
:Ah, another summer mornin',
:I give myself a stretch and a yawnin'.
:Jump outta bed and brush my teeth,
:Hop in the shower, gonna make it brief.
:Lather on up, rinse off the suds,
:Comb my hair, slip on my cool duds.
:Mirror, mirror, hanging on the wall,
:Tell me who's the coolest of them all?
:Mirror:
:Yo, Bart, tho' you're sometimes rude,
:I must say it's you!
:Bart:
:Thanks, dude!
:Now on my skateboard, I do my travel.
:Outta my way! I'm the King of the Gravel!
:Lookin' around for a partner in crime,
:Gettin' in trouble, havin' a good time.
:Look all around, but no matter where
:I ride or roll, love is in the air!
:Back-up Singers:
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Go! Go! Go! Here we go!)
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Here we go! Go!)
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Here we go!)
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Yeeeeeeaaaaah!)
:Bart:
:The day is young, tryin' to have fun,
:Watchin' lovebirds kissin' in the sun.
:Where are my pals? It's really a drag
:Everybody's smoochin' makin' me wanna gag!
:Even the bluejays the swans and the sparrows.
::(Go!)
:Man, Mr. Cupid's got huge huge arrows
::(Go!)
:Stacked in his backpack ready to attack
::(Go!)
:Shoot 'em in the heart, an' there's no turnin' back!
::(Go! Go! Go! Go!)
:Young ones, old ones, every size and shape,
:They've all got the fever, there's no escape.
:Look at that park bench right over there.
:Total gross-out, he's kissin' her ear!
:Lucky for me, all my pals are strong,
:We'll never give in, we'll never go wrong,
:We'll never fall. Let 'em shove!
:The Bartman's posse is immune to love!
:Back-up Singers:
:Go! What's this word called "love"?
:Go! What's this word called "love"?
:Go! What's this word called "love"?
:(Go! Go! Go! Here we go! Go!)
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Here we go! Go!)
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Here we go! Go!)
:What's this word called "love"?
:(Here we go! Go! Yeeeeeeeaaaaah!)
:Go!
:Go! (echoes)
:Go!
:Go! Go! Go!
:Bart:
:As I followed the Yellow Brick Road...
:Wait a minute, woah! Horsey, woah!
:What do I see? Do my eyes deceive me?
:Move a little closer to those kids behind the tree.
:Oh, no! Don't tell me! It can't be true!
:My best friend, Milhouse: traitor to the crew!
:He's holding hands, he's talkin' sweet
:With that new little girl from across the street!
:He's lost his cool, his brain's gone south!
:He doesn't even care that she's a metal mouth!
:Hey, come on, Milhouse, let's get the lead out!
:Probably got me stuck as weird as I'll get out.
:(Here we go!)
:What?! Okay, if that's the way you feel,
:You'll never get me, the Bartman, a steal.
::(Here we go!)
:I've learned a lot today, man, you know.
:The park is gettin' dark, so, yo! Gotta go!
:Back-up Singers:
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
:What's this word called "love"?
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Bart