The Giraffe Massacre

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== The Tragedy ==
The Giraffe Massacre of 2018 was a tragic event in which a multitude of innocent giraffes were mindlessly slaughtered by chat, most notably by LoserJulian and Nat the Wizard. 
However, while LoserJulian expressed remorse for their villainous actions, Nat did not. Nat become consumed by bloodlust and started massacreing giraffes left and right, with such nefarious weapons as guns, knives, and even... a bomb. Chat knew they had to stop this evil-doer from their path of murder. Finally, the time had come. Wrightinthesky knew they had to act. With Deer wielding her omniscient mod powers, the giraffe finally became whole, defeating Nat in a single stroke and insuring peace for giraffes everyone. 
And as the Giraffe Massacre fades into the past, you can still hear the grateful cries of the giraffes, thanking chat and Deer for their bravery and triumph over evil.
== Poetry Corner ==
Courtesy of McCrembus in the comments below:
"Here's a poem in memoriam of all the slain giraffes in chat:
 In chat, there's a huevo, it's Wright in the Sky 
 He had an idea that he wanted to try
 He needed to do this, there was no stoppin' 
 His need to use giraffe emotes from one sodapoppin 
 A three-part giraffe, to live among chat 
 He wanted to give us it, so he tried just that 
 But chat couldn't keep quiet, they spoke with one breath 
 And just like that, the giraffe met its death 
 Whether it's at the torso, or maybe the head 
 The giraffe was sliced by chat and left for dead 
 The giraffe had hope, the giraffe had dreams 
 But chat had other plans for him, as it seems 
 Wright is left in sorrow, he is troubled a lot 
 As he can never reach the dream he wish he got 
 However, he tries it again, always with a smile 
 Until his dream giraffe lives among The Pile"
Category:Chat Events