Fly Away

Producer: What the!?
Co-Director: What is it?
Producer: Evicted! season 2 has started earlier than expected!
Co-Producer: And...?
Producer: It means we have to release MCS 3.0 today!
Co-Producer: Alright, it may not be ready but yet sure.
(Episode starts with a pirate ship coming onto an island)
Mr. Krabs: LAND!
Bubble Bass: Krabs, just get to the point already. I'm surrounded by background characters and I want to get out!
Mr. Krabs: Fine.
(He takes off his pirate costume)
Mr. Krabs: Greetings fellow comrades!
Everyone: Hello Mr. Krabs...
Mr. Krabs: As you may have noticed, Mr. Craps is gone, so I've taken his spot! First thing I want you people to do is to decide who might be the best and worst player on Zikula and Hasno.
Monty: I'm pretty sure Janet is gonna be out soon.
Janet: Oh, I wish Marty was here, I'm scared!
Angry Jack: Can't you people see that Rocky the Rock is gonna be out! He’s a freaking rock!
Rocky: ...
Monty: Either that or Woopla.
Woopla: Woopla!
Tom: There's no doubt that Flats is the strongest on Zikula.
Flats: Yes, I know. If you people disagree, I will punch you.
Bubble Bass: Alright fellow Hasno members, I am the strongest and your new leader.
Gene: I can assure that is 100% wrong.
Gary: Meow.
Howard: Why do we have a snail on our team? They’re gonna get out soon.
Travis: I’m pretty sure I’m the strongest, I’m a ghost!
All of Hasno: Yeah, I agree, yep.
Mr. Krabs: Now that you’ve done that, welcome to the island. Where you will face trials, hardships, friendships, and arguments. Firstly-
Director: Hey uh Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Yes?
Director: This series won’t take place on an island.
Mr. Krabs: What kind of Survivor is this?!
Director: You do want that money, right?
Mr. Krabs: Fine...everyone, come aboard onto the Southsea airlines, where you will be flown to your first challenge.
Everyone: WOO!
(On the plane)
Fred: I’m so excited! Just make sure I hurt MY LEG! in it.
Mr. Krabs: For your first challenge, you will skydive, aiming for hoops. At the end, I will tally up the number of hoops, and whatever team has the most wins! Also, your parachute opens right before you hit the ground.
Scooter: That’s so cool my duuuudes!
Janet: That sounds dangerous!
Mr. Krabs: And Travis, no flying.
Travis: Aww.
Mr. Krabs: When I say ready, you go. Ready? GO!
(Scooter cuts the line and jumps out)
Scooter: Radicaaal!
(Scooter gets through 9 out of 10 hoops)
Mr. Krabs: Rocky, your next!
Rocky: …
(Someone pushes Rocky)
Mr. Krabs: Ok…
(Rocky gets 0 out of 10 hoops)
Mr. Krabs: Next!
(Everyone goes through the hoops)
Mr. Krabs: Ok I have tallied up all the scores! Zikula has a total of 68 points, and Hasno’s total is...83! Hasno wins! Zikula, at sunset, come to the tribal council.
Debbie: Where is that anyway?
Mr. Krabs: We have designed the back of this giant plane to look like an island! So you’ll be comfy with it.
Debbie: How big is this plane?
Mr. Krabs: Do you think I know? Now go to your camps!
(Later that day, Zikula conversation)
Monty: I think Woopla should be voted out, he got only 1 point! He belongs in the trash!
Angry Jack: WHAT ABOUT THE ROCK!! ZERO POINTS! IT’S A ROCK!
Janet: That’s not very nice.
Angry Jack: GRIWODKOIDOWPODBDOWKHDOWJCPENDOSKJDOENFOEJFO!
Flats: Ok I need some people to shut up and decide who we’re voting out! I need sleep!
Tom: Fine, are we gonna do Woopla and Rocky?
All of Zikula: Yes!
Tom: Alright, let’s go to sleep.
(Meanwhile at Hasno)
Bubble Bass: How did we win that? I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that, but think about it!
Bert: It’s luck, Bass. It’s one victory for us until we go downhill. They just need to get the losers out.
Mr. Krabs: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Bubble Bass: CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY, KRABS?!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, ok. (Walks away)
(At Tribal Council)
Mr. Krabs: Welcome everyone! Please, write down your vote on this piece of magic that we call paper.
(Everyone writes down stuff, Mr. Krabs collects it.)
Mr. Krabs: Ok, time to read this! Let’s see...Woopla, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Woopla, Woopla, Woopla, Woopla, Woopla! Woopla is out!
Angry Jack: WHAT THE HELL!
Woopla: Woop da woop, Woopla. (Woopla jumps out of the plane)
Mr. Krabs: Ok, time for bed. Tomorrow will be out true first challenge, today was just a taste.
(Episode ends)
Mr. Craps (watching on TV): This is bullshit. This is crappy. I hate this. This is nothing like my show! They’ve removed the good parts and changed it all up! This must be stopped. I need a plan, a plan to stop this. I will reclaim my prize!
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