Sonic and Crash: Werehog Wampage (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3 is the third chapter of Sonic and Crash: Werehog Wampage written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Warped Time-Jump".
==Plot==
(Back in the jungle of the Salty Wharf in the year 1717, Sonic pick up Crash and Aku Aku after the crash from the chase)
*Sonic: Are you guys alright?
*Crash: *dizzy*
*Aku Aku: We crashed again.
*Sonic: Another tough landing. Oh great, another jungle we crashed in.
*Aku Aku: But that's not all. We may have crashed into another timeline.
*Sonic: It's a jungle out there. *look at the sun and transform back into his normal form* Normal again*
*Aku Aku: You shouldn't have got us killed! What is wrong with you today?
*Sonic: What is wrong with me? I saved your lives.
*Aku Aku: We didn't even go back where our friends are. Why didn't you warp us back to where the haunted house is?
*Sonic: I was in a rush. That's what happen when we're in a rush and suddenly, we end up with bad luck in our hands.
*Aku Aku: You didn't even say the name of the place we were suppose to go back in?
*Sonic: That rift shouldn't have killed us. I'm sorry I'm wasting all of your time in the warped time-jump.
*Aku Aku: Why didn't you use the rings to prevent from being caught by those mob guys?
*Crash: *excited* Ooh.
*Sonic: I don't know where these mob guys came from, but they look like they work for N. Gin since he has like a robotic-half face with a rocket on his head!
*Crash: Ah!
*Aku Aku: Crash, what are you pointing at?
*Crash: *show Aku Aku and Sonic the place which is the beach*
*Sonic: Wow, nice beach.
*Aku Aku: We're back already? Jeez, time flies pretty fast.
*Sonic: We were back the whole time. Amazing.
*Aku Aku: Despite not getting our friends back, we finally get to chill out and take a place from warping from world to world.
*Sonic: Wait. This isn't the same beach where you guys were fighting the jungle spirits.
*Aku Aku: This is another beach. Just because it's a tropical island and doesn't have the same beach doesn't mean we're in the wrong place.
*Sonic: I almost went to the girls' bathroom by accident during tenth grade.
*Aku Aku: You're being a bit cocky right now. How about we go have fun in the water?
*Sonic: I'm not really fond of the water. I almost drown every swimming race in the olympics. Maybe we can ride on the boat in the water.
*Aku Aku: You ride a wakeboard, we take cover of the motorboat.
*Sonic: Great idea.
*Crash: Yahoo!
*Aku Aku: It is time to have fun on the beach.
*Sonic: Let's go for it.
(The background song "The Rockafeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim plays as Crash ride on the motorboat with Sonic riding on the wakeboard with a rope attracted on the boat in the water. Aku Aku follow the boys on the ride in the water.)
*Sonic: Woo hoo! Right about now.
*Crash: Choo choo!
*Aku Aku: Surf's up!
*Sonic: We're not surfing, we're riding on a motorboat.
*Aku Aku: You remind me of riding on a actual surfboard.
*Sonic: This is so much fun. I don't have to get stuck underwater with the fishes.
*Aku Aku: Have fun while you can.
(Crash is still riding on the motorboat around the ocean with Sonic still on the wakeboard by riding on it. Moments later, Sonic run around the jungle to grab apples and throw them all against the basket.)
*Sonic: An apple a day keep the doctor away.
*Aku Aku: *use magic to make a sand castle* This is what my future castle would be.
*Crash: *slam the sand castle* Yee-haw!
*Aku Aku: Crash! My sand castle. I worked hard on it.
*Sonic: You used little effort like making a sandwich in 10 seconds. This is how i collect a bunch of apples in just two miniutes.
*Aku Aku: That's not big effort.
*Sonic: Oh yes it is. Now i got ten apples up on top. *have ten apples up on his head*
*Aku Aku: You should have been more of a fruit dancer.
*Sonic: A fruit dancer? That's what ladies always wear and having ten fruits on their baskets, just like the ten apples on top. *his ten apples collapses by a sword shot* Uh oh.
*Aku Aku: Ha ha. You deserve it.
*Sonic: Anything worse than that!
*Aku Aku: *look around and see a bunch of pirate ships on the way* Oh snap.
*Crash: Uh?
(The background song end as a bunch of pirate ships are arriving, shooting cannonballs at the whole jungle island. Swords are still being thrown off on the sand and high ground in fear for Sonic, Crash and Aku Aku.)
*Sonic: There's a bunch of party people on their separate cruises trying to take our spots.
*Aku Aku: They're pirates! We must have crashed on the wrong place.
*Sonic: We're in the right place. It can't be the wrong place when we found the beach on the same island you guys were living.
*Aku Aku: We're in Salty Wharf which means, we're in 1717 when the Golden Age of Piracy is still happening.
*Sonic: Through are the dark ages.
*Aku Aku: You still don't know much about history, do you?
*Sonic: Oh great, first we got mob gangs, now we got pirates?
(The rats, Skulldugging Seahorses and Tentacled Marauders take charge as they encounter the heroes on the beach as the anchor dock by the beach)
*Skulldugging Seahorse #1: Booty calls!
*Skulldugging Seahorse #2: No one can get away with the crew.
*Tentacled Marauder #1: You're coming with us.
*Tentacled Marauder #2: We're taking away your land!
*Sonic: We gotta go!
*Aku Aku: Run for it!
*Sharkbite #1: Thar He Blows!
(Sonic, Crash and Aku Aku run off as the pirates chases after them in the jungle)
*Sonic: We can't get away with this!
*Sharkbite #2: Oh, we got another crew by the way.
*Crash: Huh?
(A group of pirates come close where the heroes are running. They started a fight with the pirate over a big brawl.)
*Sonic: *knock two sharkbites and spin kick on the rats*
*Crash: *throw a crate on a tentacled marauder*
*Aku Aku: *use magic to lift the rats up*
*Rat #1: Hey
*Rat #2: Let go of us!
*Rat #3: We swordman will cut you like a log.
*Aku Aku: Not today. *drop the rats*
*Sonic: *get trapped by a rope* Hey.
*Pirates: *celebrate Sonic getting captured*
*Crash: Uh oh. *get trapped by a rope*
*Aku Aku: Crash!
*Sharkbite #3: *capture Aku Aku* I caught the mask!
*Pirates: *cheer for the sharkbite*
*Aku Aku: You let go of my friends!
*Sharkbite #3: You're coming with us. No matter what we're gonna do to you.
*Aku Aku: Oh no. Not another kidnap problem.
*Sonic: We're out of luck.
(After getting kidnapped, Sonic and Crash are tied up on a rope as the pirates are on another ship with Aku Aku getting hanged on with the pirates hitting Aku Aku with the baseball bats)
*Aku Aku: Stop hitting me! Leave me alone!
*Sharkbite #1: We play a game of "Hit the Mask on a Mask".
*Pirates: *cheer*
*Sharkbite #2: You're going to the poop deck!
*Sharkbite #3: We can't wait to burn you off.
*Aku Aku: I hope my friends can beat you all up like we did with the mob gang.
*Sharkbite #4: You ain't fast enough to owe a apology.
(In another ship, Sonic and Crash are still tied up on a rope hanging upside down)
*Sonic: You know most of the times, i get stuck through wars and trap myself into a rope. Dontcha think?
*Crash: Hmm.
*Sonic: I got my friends into trouble and now, we got ourselves into trouble too. I really wish we are breaking out of the ships already.
*Crash: Ooh.
(Far from the ships, an unknown bandicoot girl sees them and rushes to their aid, perched on the mast of another nearby ship)
*???: Hang on, guys! I'm coming! *she springs into action*
(The female bandicoot land into the ship as the Swordfish Spearmans saw the female bandicoot sneaking by)
*Swordfish Spearman #1: What are you doing on the ship?!
*???: I'm here to rescue the people you just captured.
*Swordfish Spearman #2: They're about to face their dead end. Stop the mate.
*???: *fight off the Swordfish Spearmans, kicking them, punching the and throwing them into the water* Hook, Line, and Sinker! *hook on the other ship and fight off the sharkbites with the Privateels*
*Privateel #1: She's trying to steal the show.
*???: I'm coming right in. *fight the privateels.
*Privateel #2: Back off the ship.
*???: *kick the privateel and knock all the sharkbites on the way*
*Aku Aku: Help me! I'm stuck!
*???: Don't worry, i got you now. *un-tie Aku Aku*
*Aku Aku: Thank you very much. Now where is Sonic and Crash?
*???: Crash. He's on the other side with the blue rat.
*Aku Aku: That's a hedgehog. Let's go rescue them.
*???: Not on my watch.
(The female bandicoot and Aku Aku jump to the other ship to rescue Sonic and Crash as the female bandicoot uses a cutlass to cut the rope, freeing Sonic and Crash. The hedgehog and bandicoot fall to the floor before climbing to their feet.)
*Sonic: Whoa, free at us.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Sonic: Thank you very- Huh? Tawna, is that you?
*Alternative Tawna: I am Tawna.
*Sonic: You look different. I'm very sorry for getting everyone in a lot of trouble back at the haunted house.
*Crash: *leaps around, looking at Tawna from different angles in confusion and poking at her forehead before she punches him in the head* Aww.
*Sonic: How did you get a haircut way before you found out about our location?
*Alternative Tawna: I'm from another universe. It's good to see you guys. It's been a long time for me.
*Aku Aku: We lost touch in your universe too, huh?
*Alternative Tawna: *turns away and fiddles with the cutlass nervously* Yeah... you could say that.
*Sonic: How things are like in your universe?
*Alternative Tawna: It was different back there. You wouldn't like it. A bunch of evil scientists were dominating the world.
*Sonic: Ouch. That would be on the hands of Dr. Neo Cortex.
*Alternative Tawna: Never liked that guy anyways.
*Barrel Buccaneer #1: Hey! They're trying to escape.
*Barrel Buccaneer #2: Capture them to the cage!
*Sonic: Oh no, not again.
*Alternative Tawna: Don't worry, i'll teach them a lesson.
(A giant sea monster came from the ocean, using her tentacles to attack the ships and roar against the pirates and heroes)
*Barrel Buccaneer #3: Incoming beast on the ship!
*Barrel Buccaneer #4: We're in terrible danger.
*Sonic: That is one big kraken.
*Alternative Tawna: Now there's a big battle going on.
*Louise: *roar and fight the pirates*
*Sharkbite #1: It's a pirate squid battle! *fight Louise*
*Sonic: Who is that?
*Alternative Tawna: That is Louise. The biggest sea monster out of any monster in the world.
*Aku Aku: She's much bigger than a giant squid.
*Alternative Tawna: You can say that again.
*Sonic: Oh no, not the tentacles! *hold on to Louise's tentacles*
*Louise: *roar at Sonic*
*Aku Aku: Sonic!
*Sonic: Can't hold on any longer.
*Crash: *bite his fingers*
*Alternative Tawna: You can do it, come on.
*Sonic: I can't. Without my Chaos Emeralds, i can't fight this giant kraken off.
*Alternative Tawna: Chaos Emeralds? Aren't they like gems or power crystals?
*Aku Aku: In his world, he collects power gems called Chaos Emeralds.
*Alternative Tawna: Nice. In both of our worlds, we keep in touch with our power crystals.
*Aku Aku: Sadly, we didn't found any.
*Alternative Tawna: Why are you standing like pirate booties on the floor?
*Sonic: *try to push Louise's tentacle off* Come on, grrrrr. *look at the Moon as his eyes glow, transforming into a werehog and throwing Louise's tentacles off*
*Alternative Tawna: Oh my gosh, did he just turn into a werewolf?
*Aku Aku: It's his werehog form he uses when he get nervous or angry.
*Sonic: *roar and smash all the pirates as he jump to smash down the ships*
*Louise: *growls at Crash, Aku Aku and Alternative Tawna*
*Crash: Eek!
*Aku Aku: We stand back!
*Alternative Tawna: Now we're in terrible luck.
*Sonic: *jump in the water and hold a big ship tp throw it against Louise*
*Aku Aku: Incoming!
(The gang jump off the pirate ship as the two ships crash, killing off Louise into a mass defeat of the broken woods from the destroyed ships. All the pirates sink into the water as some of them survived by using the broken boats to head back into the other island. Crash, Aku Aku and Alternative Tawna swim in the water as Sonic use the rings to suck all the water up and himself with his friends into Tranquility Falls in the year 1402. Most of the water, Sonic, Crash, Aku Aku and Alternative Tawna crash into the ground as the ring successfully closes from draining all the water in from 1717. Set in China, it is filled with several oriental houses, komodo dragons, venus flytraps, lions and ancient lanterns.)
*Sonic: *wake up and transform back into his normal form*
*Aku Aku: Wet at last.
*Crash: *shake head*
*Alternative Tawna: Gosh, now you got me into a timeline situation.
*Sonic: Ugh, another timeline we crashed in.
*Aku Aku: No more pirates on the way.
*Alternative Tawna: That's every last one of them.
*Sonic: I'm feeling cold, isn't it?
*Aku Aku: We're facing warm weather in Traquility Falls in the year 1402.
*Alternative Tawna: Bad guys on the loose.
*Sonic: Stranger danger.
(Gong Ringers, Stone Dragons and Stone Guardians march in to face their opponents on the ground)
*Sonic: Oh wow, we got company.
*Alternative Tawna: You know when Gong Ringers, Stone Dragons and Stone Guardians stand a chance against their felonies.
*Crash: Grrr!
*Aku Aku: This means war.
*Gong Ringer #1: *hit the bell as the fight begins*
*Sonic: Last one there is a dragon egg! *fight the gong ringers*
*Alternative Tawna: *use her hookshot to hit the gong ringers*
*Stone Dragon #1: *roar and flame at Crash*
*Crash: *scream and run*
*Stone Dragon #2: *laugh at Crash*
*Sonic: You and me Stone Guardian. *hit the stone guardian*
*Stone Guardian #1: *hit Sonic*
*Sonic: Ow. *look at the Moon* Close your eyes, close your eyes. *his eyes started to glow* My eyes are glowing. *transform into a werehog and smash all the stone guardians*
*Stone Guardian #2: *scratch Sonic*
*Sonic: *roar and smash a stone guardian*
*Alternative Tawna: He became a werehog again!
*Aku Aku: We're in even more danger than before.
*Sonic: Power smash! *power smash on the ground, killing off most gong ringers*
*Gong Ringer #2: You're not fast for nothing!
*Sonic: *punch the gong ringer to the air*
*Alternative Tawna: Run while you can! We'll take care of these guys.
*Sonic: *run around in loops, breaking every single house and kicking all the gong ringers out of there and jumping back to smash the ground as the land started to shake*
*Aku Aku: Its cracking apart!
*Sonic: I'll use the rings to escape! *throw the ring to the ground to open up a portal*
*Alternative Tawna: Jump in!
(Sonic, Crash, Alternative Tawna and Aku Aku jump into the ring to crash on the ground on Mosquito Marsh at New Orleans, set a few days ago. Few gong ringers and Lilypad Pouncers crash into the swamp as they are eaten by crocodiles in the water. As the ring closes, Sonic and his gang get up from the ground.)
*Sonic: *transform back into his normal form* Ooo wee, we're in the swamp.
*Aku Aku: We must have crashed into Mosquito Marsh. Which means we're set a few days ago.
*Alternative Tawna: Set a few days? This is not my timeline.
*Aku Aku: This is our timeline, but a few days ago in the end of September. We must have warped into the past of our original timeline.
*Sonic: I guess there could be doubles of you guys in the past.
*Aku Aku: The Mardi Gras festival is set close to the city where they are playing musical instruments and have float balloons all over the city.
*Sonic: So are they like doing a float balloon parade like a actual Thanksgiving parade set in New York City?
*Aku Aku: You guess it. You're right about that.
*Alternative Tawna: Tell me what you guys were doing a few days ago.
*Sonic: Like yeah. Did you stay home all day, playing video games, being a lazy bum and going to sleep?
(At the bandicoots' house, Crash is seen playing video games on the TV, Coco using her laptop to study technology, Crunch lifting up the weights, Tawna using lip-stick on her mouth in the mirror of her room, Polar and Pura sleeping and Aku Aku sleeping on the table. We went back with Sonic's gang at Mosquito Marsh.)
*Crash: *lift his hands up like we doesn't care*
*Sonic: Nah, i guess you're having some sort of a lazy day.
*Crash: He he.
*Aku Aku: We must be on the swamp which is in Mosquito Marsh.
*Alternative Tawna: *see a group of bats holding TNT Bombs to Dingo's Diner to blow up the place* Bats.
*Sonic: Bats? Where did the bat go?
*Alternative Tawna: There's bats on the loose and they're causing trouble.
*Sonic: Let's go stop them to prevent blowing up a place.
(The bats place the TNT boxes with bombs, setting up the fire to blow up Dingo's Diner)
*Wumpashine Stocker #1: All set to bomb.
*Wumpashine Stocker #2: That Dingodile is going to be real pissed when he find out his place blowing up like fine gas.
*Wumpashine Stocker #3: He's going to have the worst day of his entire life.
*Wumpa Bandit #1: The bombs are charged up to explode.
*Wumpa Bandit #2: No one is going to buy a bunch of atrocities in the diner. I ate a bat taco once and threw up out of it.
*Sonic: Hey! Stop right there!
*Wumpashine Stocker #1: What do you want punk?
*Sonic: Put away the bombs back where they came from.
*Wumpashine Stocker #2: Uh uh uh. Papa Batfield order us to bomb this diner away from the restaurant business.
*Alternative Tawna: Trying to blow up a business to prevent that diner to become a success just for yours to be a success. Not a good idea.
*Wumpashiner #1: Back off girl!
*Alternative Tawna: Excuse me?
*Wumpashiner #2: He said, "You're a good girl!"
*Alternative Tawna: Liar! You don't play games with me.
*Wumpashiner #3: So does a baby frog.
*Alternative Tawna: I'm going to take that TNT and stick it up your mouth.
*Sonic: Now we got bad business going.
*Crash: *growls*
*Aku Aku: You can't do this to your friend Dingodile.
*Wumpershiner #1: We are nobody's friend in all the restaurant chains in the world.
(At a trailer car home, Dingodile is seen watching his commercial while eating some steak bites)
*Dingodile: Ha ha ha. My business is going to be a success to the whole wide world. Love the restaurant business. *eat the steak bites, but hear a argument outside of his diner* What the hell are the morons doing at my diner?! *set up his flamethrower* It's time to take out the trash.
(Back outside where Sonic's gang and the bats are having a argument outside of Dingo's diner)
*Sonic: Let me tell you all something before we fight, does this restaurant sell a chili dog or what?
*Wumpashiner #1: This diner doesn't sell chili dogs or ours. No one ride a truck with hot dogs or do a commercial out of it anymore.
*Wumpashiner #2: The 2000s changed everything what the 1990s used to do until the new US president came along to clean up the cities.
*Sonic: I'm getting flashbacks from 1990.
*Dingodile: *arrive to stop the argument* Hey! What the hell are you doing in my diner?!
*Wumpashiner #3: Uh oh, bombs away. *throw a cigarette*
*Sonic: What the fu-
(The cigarettes drop on the TNT bombs as Dingo's diner explodes with Sonic's gang, the bats and Dingodile crash into a series of lake bridges)
*Sonic: Oh brother. It bombs.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Alternative Tawna: They just did it.
*Dingodile: You son of crimes, i'm going to burn you all to ashes.
*Sonic: We're sorry, we let the bats destroy your place.
*Papa Batfield: *land on the ground* We're home cookin' for the holidays!
*Dingodile: Not you again Papa Batfield, stealing business, huh?
*Papa Batfield: It's a boom bang battle!
*Sonic: It's payback time! *fight the bats*
*Alternative Tawna: *kick every bat off the bridge*
*Aku Aku: *bump into each bat*
*Crash: *spin to kick all the bats out*
*Papa Batfield: My business is still going. I'm going to burn this Mardi Gras to the ground to keep the disturbing music off.
*Dingodile: *flame on Papa Batfield with his flamethrower* Take a bath with fire!
*Papa Batfield: Ah! I'm on fire!
*Sonic: Go Dingodile! Kill him with fire!
*Dingodile: Stupid hedgehog. The bastard is going to pay me a high fund of wumpa coins.
*Papa Batfield: Imma fire da lazar!
*Dingodile: *push Papa Batfield in the water* Ah, hot. *blow his hands to keep the fire off* Urgh! Bastards! I'll get every last one of yas!
*Sonic: Ha ha ha. We beat every last one of them.
*Alternative Tawna: Trying to burn off a place like school.
*Crash: Ha ha.
*Aku Aku: Poor Dingo's Diner. One day, the restaurant chain is going to get fixed, even if it become a franchise.
*Dingodile: *charge his flamethrower to the gang* Stand back, you're going to be burned and fried like a chicken.
*Sonic: We can fix the place for you.
*Dingodile: Say hello to my little friend. *get punched by Alternative Tawna*
*Alternative Tawna: Stay down.
*Sonic: This guy can't take his reviews so seriously that his haters have to blow up the place for no reason.
*Alternative Tawna: This dingo mutant will stay just fine in his sleep.
*Aku Aku: *hear the sound of a Mardi Gras festival going on* It's starting. The Mardi Gras festival is going on.
*Sonic: I thought it was Tawna's ringtone.
*Alternative Tanwa: My phone is off to save some battery for a future con event in Kansas.
*Aku Aku: Mardi Gras in the city. Let's go.
*Sonic: Those masks in the festival are going to be sexy as the ones in the wild west saloon party.
(In the city, the Mardi Gras festival is going on with ghosts and skeletons playing music all over the parade with a bunch of ghosts wearing masks with rainbow colors. Ripper Roo is jumping around in circles, enjoying the music in the parade. Sonic's gang stop by into the building as they left Mosquito Marsh's swamp park.)
*Sonic: Oh darn. It's blocked.
*Aku Aku: It's just a building.
*Sonic: We can't go in. It's locked as always. Every businesses have locked doors on closed days.
*Alternative Tawna: The sky is getting darker. That's why they're done for today when they lock the doors to prevent thieves coming in.
*Crash: *scratch his hair*
*Sonic: No need to go. We're going to be missing out on this parade.
*Aku Aku: Wait, use your rings to get to the top.
*Sonic: Oh darn. You're right. I can use my rings to get into the parade. *use his ring to throw it to open a portal as he and his friends enter to the other side which is the top of the building*
(Sonic's gang jump from the ring and enter to the top of the building as they see the parade with ghosts playing with heir instruments and big balloons like Spyro, Eruptor, Pura, Fake Crash and more are floating in the air)
*Sonic: Whoa. Big parade.
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Alternative Tawna: It's a party out there!
*Sonic: Whoa, look at that. It's a giant dragon with a happy face on.
*Aku Aku: That's Spyro the Dragon of the Dragon Realms.
*Sonic: Spyro? Didn't i saw the guy back then when racing with Crash on the track field?
*Aku Aku: You didn't see anything.
*Alternative Tawna: Look at this red guy's face. Filled with lava and about to explode in lava.
*Aku Aku: That's Eruptor from the Skylands.
*Sonic: What's the Skylands?
*Aku Aku: The Skylands is a universe filled with Skylanders with elements to take down against evil. I'm pretty aware the the Skylands is a alternative universe to the Dragon Realms and another Spyro is on that universe.
*Sonic: So you're saying there's two Spyros?
*Aku Aku: There is also another alternative universe with Spyro in a dark-spirited way. Also, there's alternative versions out of us in the Skylands, except for Tawna.
*Alternative Tawna: How come i'm not a part of the Skylands?
*Aku Aku: Because you weren't there.
*Alternative Tawna: How does the Wumpa Islands work in the Skylands?
*Aku Aku; We're down under. By the way, another Tawna exist in that universe too.
*Alternative Tawna: Shoot, i knew there would be another me in the Skylands.
*Crash: Ooh! *point at Pura's floating balloon*
*Aku Aku: Hey, it's Pura in a kart. I remember the good old days of racing together on the cove.
*Sonic: Best night of our entire lives. *look at the Moon and shocked* Uh.....
*Crash: *move Sonic* Wee-haw.
*Alternative Tawna: He says, party time!
*Aku Aku: Woop woop.
(The ghosts blow their horns with a bunch of Cannon Men bombing skeletons to the other side to rock on. Sonic's gang join along in the top of the buildings.)
*Sonic: Aw, it's a party going in.
*Alternative Tawna: There's the big wumpa fruit.
*Aku Aku: It's always my kind of fruit.
*Swingin' Spectres: *perform the horns for everyone*
*Sonic: Look at the ghosts. They look like baby blueberries.
*Ghoul in the Box: *pop out, scaring Sonic* Haha ha. Today is your lucky day!
*Sonic: Ah! *grow his fangs* Uh oh.
*Alternative Tawna: What is wrong with your face?
*Sonic: Uh...meow?
*Aku Aku: Ring ring ring, banana phone.
*Crash: *use his banana on his head*
*Aku Aku: It's not an actual phone Crash, it's a fruit.
*Crash: *peel a banana and eat it*
*Sonic: Oh my, am i getting dizzy? *his shoes sharps up*
*Alternative Tawna: What is wrong with you?
*Sonic: Nothing is wrong with me? I'm perfect, see?
*Alternative Tawna: No you're not. Your fur is growing up.
*Sonic: No no no no no. Get it off me. *crash through a bunch of boxes*
*Aku Aku: Sonic, stop playing and get up.
*Alternative Tawna: Stop hiding on the boxes.
*Sonic: *on the boxes* I can't move at all.
*Aku Aku: Look at the bright side. There will be some songs playing from one of your favorite bands.
*Sonic: *keep on growing* Today is not my day.
*Alternative Tawna: Get up already.
*Sonic: *transform into a werehog and roar at his friends*
*Aku Aku: You're a beast again.
*Sonic: *jump into the city and roar at the parade, making the ghosts and skeletons scream and run*
*Ghost #1: There's a werehog on the loose!
*Ghost #2: It's destroying the magic of Mardi Gras.
*Sonic: *jump and land on the Fake Crash balloon, roaring at the city*
*Aku Aku: We need to follow Sonic*
*Alternative Tawna: He could be causing a rampage all over the city.
*Sonic: Your parade belongs to me. *jump on the Spyro balloon* Stupid dragon balloon.
*Ghosts: *hold their shotguns to shoot at Sonic*
*Sonic: *roar and hit the gun bullets*
*Aku Aku: Sonic, we're coming to get you!
*Sonic: *jump and smash the ghosts and the fruit's stand* Food. *eat the apples and mangos*
*Alternative Tawna: Everyone together. *Crash hold on to her and jump to the streets* Sonic, it's okay now. We're going home.
*Sonic: No. I feel a little weird and it's getting through my anger.
*Alternative Tawna: Control your anger and your feelings!
*Skeleton Guard: Stop right there. This animal is coming to the pet control station.
*Sonic: *grab his friends and jump through the buildings*
*Skeleton Guard: He's getting away. Give me my werehog!
*Sonic: *jump on the buildings*
*Crash: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
*Alternative Tawna: What are you doing?!
*Sonic: I'm getting you out of the city.
*Aku Aku: Didn't you like the parade?
*Sonic: No. It sucks!
*Aku Aku: It sucks for you. Everyone can have letdowns in most of the events.
*Sonic: It's worse than having a flu shot.
*Alternative Tawna: The ghosts are after you.
*Sonic: *growls at the security ghosts*
*Security Ghost #1: Captue the rare werehog!
*Aku Aku: Make a stop to the snow place!
*Sonic: *throw a ring to open up a portal for him and his friends to jump to another dimension*
*Security Ghost #2: Drat! They got away in a hole.
*Security Ghost #3: We're going to get fired.
(Sonic and his friends crashed into the snowy place of the 11th Dimension in the year 1954)
*Aku Aku: My god, we're in 1954 of the 11th dimension.
*Alternative Tawna: I can't believe we're in one of the alternative universes of the multiverse. There is also a 10th dimension as well where the Evil Twins got eaten by Evil Crash.
*Aku Aku: There's a 5th dimension and a 2nd dimension in the multiverse.
*Sonic: *freezing* It's so cold.
*Alternative Tawna: You must be freezing to death.
*Sonic: Come on, there gotta be a way out of this.
*Alternative Tawna: There is snow way out.
(Sonic's gang walk into the snowy lake with broken ships and big icebergs on their way. Penta Penguin is seen frozen on the ice as the water keep on moving.)
*Sonic: Oh god.
*Crash: *freezing*
*Alternative Tawna: It's a ice place, so what?
*Aku Aku: We have been to many ice places on the planet.
*Sonic: I hate these places. It freezes my fur up.
*Alternative Tawna: Ship happens.
*Sonic: When i get on these ships, i'll smash them into the icebergs.
*Alternative Tawna: You're sounding a bit weird today.
*Aku Aku: I cannot stand that werehog voice of yours.
*Sonic: I wanna go where i want to go!
(A group of Frozen Fishermen and Sinister Sea Dogs strike against Sonic's group)
*Sinister Sea Dog #1: Arrr! Shiver me ice!
*Sinister Sea Dog #2: There's a were creature on the ice!
*Frozen Fisherman #1: Get those animals out of here.
*Sonic: *glare a eye on the fishermen* Fishermen.
*Alternative Tawna: What now?
*Sonic: Run!
*Alternative Tawna: Go go go!
(Sonic's group run from the fishermen chasing when down into the ice. The fishermen throw a bunch of spike balls on Sonic's fur, leading Sonic to go savage and destroy the ice on the ice cavern, heading over to the broken ship.)
*Sonic: *roar*
*Alternative Tawna: Don't let the fear freeze you.
*Frozen Fisherman #2: That's it furry. You're going home.
*Sonic: *growls*
*Alternative Tawna: It's okay. Just confront from.
*Aku Aku: He won't even listen.
*Sonic: Never ever.
*Frozen Fisherman #3: Y'all being shipped to the zoo.
*Sonic: *slam the ship down*
*Sinister Sea Dog #3: Aw shucks. Those darn abandon ships.
*Sonic: I AM.....SONIC....THE WEREHOG! *jump high and smash the entire iceberg*
*Sinister Sea Dog #4: Wow. Did you see that? It's like watching the end of a movie.
*Sonic: *roar and jump back into the ship*
*Crash: Whoa!
*Eskimos: *throw spears at Sonic*
*Sonic: *roar*
*Frozen Fisherman #1: The eskimos are throwing the spears at that hog.
*Alternative Tawna: I convince you to use the ring now to escape!
*Sonic: Right a ya. *use the ring to throw it to open a portal* Time to go. *grab his friends and jump into the portal as the ring closes*
*Frozen Fisherman #1: Hey, what about us?
*Sinister Sea Dog #1: We're in dead meat.
(Sonic and his friends crash into the jungle of the Eggipus Dimension, set in 88 Million B.C.B)
*Crash: Woo hoo.
*Sonic: Where are we now? Are we in some kind of stupid jungle?
*Aku Aku: We must have landed in the Eggipus Dimension, set in 88 Million B.C.B.
*Tawna: Before 20th Century and before 21st Century.
*Sonic: We're stuck in time!
*Alternative Tawna: What happen to the good side of you?
*Crash: Crash sad.
*Aku Aku: You're making Crash sad. Tawna, help him out.
*Alternative Tawna: Hey, big guy. The sun's getting real up.
*Sonic: Sun is always sun.
*Alternative Tawna: I want you to put your hand on my hand.
*Sonic: It's not going to work.
*Alternative Tawna: I need you to give a moment of silence and put your hand on my paw.
*Sonic: *scowls at her, Alternative Tawna kneels in front of him and puts out her hand, Sonic touches her hand and as she strokes his hand slowly he starts to calm down. He stumbles away and changes into his normal form, resting on the ground.*
*Aku Aku: He's better now.
*Alternative Tawna: See. He doesn't need the sun to turn back small.
*Sonic: Where are we? What happen?
*Aku Aku: You just crashed. We were there.
*Sonic: Where are my friends?
*Alternative Tawna: We'll get to your friends as long we escape through this warped time-jump.
*Sonic: I only have two rings left.
*Aku Aku: We don't have much time left.
(Sounds of the dinosaurs can be heard through the jungle)
*Sonic: Dinosaurs.
*Alternative Tawna: Secret rings in hand.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Aku Aku: Dinosaurs are coming from the jurassic, we must explore.
*Sonic: It's go time.
(The Brontosauruses are eating the leaves as the Ankylosauruses walk into their nests to see the eggs hatch with babies coming out to see their mommies and daddies. Raptors are running all over the place with Sonic's gang walking into the jungle.)
*Sonic: It feel like i've never been to this place before.
*Aku Aku: We're in the land that time forget. It's the dinosaurs age.
*Sonic: We're in the age of the dinosaurs? Jeez, i can't believe we're lost in time.
*Alternative Tawna: We're going to find a way out and that's goes to our timeline system.
*Sonic: I swear to god, there will be T-Rexes around the area.
*Aku Aku: You'll have to see them for yourself.
(The Tricera Beetles, Vicious Viners, Jurassic Flytraps and Killer Wasps are seen around the area as the raptors are getting killed by every one of them during their speed run)
*Sonic: Whoa. I knew we're in a dinosaur world.
*Aku Aku: Yes we are! Do i have to say it to myself again?
*Sonic: Uh, no?
*Aku Aku: Good. Now keep it to yourself.
*Sonic: Jeez, what a day for a mask.
(A red T-Rex stumble across the gang)
*Alternative Tawna: There's a dinosaur on the loose.
*Sonic: Stranger danger.
*T-Rex: *roar at the gang*
*Sonic: It is a T-Rex after all!
*Aku Aku: We must run!
*Sonic: Right at ya!
*Crash: Ah!
(Sonic's gang run from the red T-Rex chasing them in the jungle. They dodge from rocks and spider traps around the jungle.)
*Sonic: Gosh, how did we get stuck into this mess?
*Aku Aku: It's only a matter of time. We always get stuck into these time-trapped zones.
*Alternative Tawna: There would be no way out of there.
*Sonic: Dead end. It's the lava lake. *stop at the lava lake with the gang* Oh no.
*T-Rex: *chases them over at the river*
*Crash: *bite his fingers*
*Aku Aku: Do something.
*Sonic: Uh? I don't know what to do.
*Aku Aku: Use the rings to escape!
*Sonic: Take me to a place where we can hide *throw a ring to open a portal to the village* Ah ha.
*Alternative Tawna: Now jump!
(Sonic's gang jump into the ring portal as the ring closes down with the red T-Rex crashing into the lava, falling to his death. Sonic's gang made it to the native village with a beach on the other side.)
*Sonic: Shoot, we were close.
*Aku Aku: Good call.
*Alternative Tawna: What is this place?
*Sonic: I don't know. It's just a normal village. *look around the village*
*Crash: *curious* Ooh.
*Aku Aku: I shouldn't have warn you. There's spears.
*Sonic: Spears? Every village use spears.
*Alternative Tawna: You're in the front kind of place.
*Sonic: I told you i'm that smart. *hold a flower*
(Caveman-like yetis came long, throwing spears everywhere on the village)
*Sonic: Uh oh. *see the yetis chanting*
*Aku Aku: These caveman are yetis.
*Alternative Tawna: Make a move and go!
*Sonic: This is not my place! *run with the gang as the yetis chases him down*
*Crash: *scared and bite his fingers*
*Aku Aku: Gosh. This is a tribesman area.
*Sonic: These guys are fierce as the Knuckles Clan.
*Alternative Tawna: I had no idea why big enemies keep chasing us like never before?
*Sonic: I didn't mean to step into their territory.
*Aku Aku: That T-Rex should have eaten us in the first place.
(The gang stumble into the dead end which is the cliff as the yetis are about to push them all out)
*Sonic: Oh no.
*Alternative Tawna: Dead end.
*Crash: Aw.
*Sonic: What are we going to do now?
*Aku Aku: Uh? *see the yetis going after them* Jump!
*Sonic: Jump? With a jump rope?
*Aku Aku: Jump off!
*Everyone: *Sonic's gang jump off the cliff as the yetis roar at them)
*Sonic: Jeez, i wish we were back in our own timeline.
*Alternative Tawna: WE'RE GOING TO BE DEAD!
*Sonic: What now?
*Aku Aku: Use the ring!
*Sonic: This one for nothing. *use the ring to throw it to open a portal and warp his friends over*
(Sonic's gang ended up crashing into a alien planet in the Bermugula's Orbit in a unspecified year)
*Sonic: Gosh, we almost got killed by the caveman yetis.
*Aku Aku: Glad we could escape through.
*Alternative Tawna: That was a big mess.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Sonic: Now where were we?
*Aku Aku: Oh wow.
(A lot of Burmugulan critters are seen floating in the air. One of them is based on certain creatures like a mole, toad, fish, lobster, squirrel, crab, pig and more. Burmugulan creatures based on jellyfishes, turtles, whales and bats are flying around the place with Shnurgles seeing their babies with a slagvork walking around the place. Sonic's gang explore the planet with floating lands and coral reef-like things all over the world.)
*Sonic: This place look like it got washed up on shore.
*Aku Aku: That's how the planet look. Planet Bermugula is the name.
*Alternative Tawna: Where are we right now?
*Aku Aku: We must have crashed into the Bermugula's Orbit, which means we're in a unspecified year.
*Sonic: What? We're not in 2020 or 1010?
*Aku Aku: We don't talk about those years.
*Sonic: How are we going to know what years are we in? It look like we crashed in like 4014 or something like 3000.
*Aku Aku: Those are future timelines. Our main timeline is on 2016!
*Sonic: These timelines are getting stuck in our heads.
*Alternative Tawna: I'm from another dimension. You don't have to act like a big baby about it.
*Sonic: What was the things i was saying back then?
*Alternative Tawna: You must be on a hurry.
*Aku Aku: Oh look, a little creature.
*Shnurgle: *came to see the gang*
*Sonic: What is that suppose to be?
*Shnurgle: Ah. *lick Sonic*
*Sonic: Hey, that's gross. You're cute. Very cute.
*Alternative Tawna: I suggest eating a shnurgle shank in the Sn@xx dimension.
*Aku Aku: Shnurgles are very edible.
*Crash: *jump on Shnurgle*
*Sonic: Crash, no.
*Crash: *ride on Shnurgle* Wee-haw!
*Sonic: What are you doing?
*Alternative Crash: Ugh, now we have to go chase him out.
*Aku Aku: We need to check where he's going.
(Sonic's gang chase Crash riding Shnurgle on the whole high mountain. As they stop by the cliff, they see a spaceship on their way)
*Crash: Ooh.
*Shnurgle: *kick Crash off and run off happy*
*Sonic: Jeez, you couldn't have been killed.
*Alternative Tawna: How's the ride?
*Crash: *point at the spaceship* Ah!
*Sonic: That is one big spaceship.
*Aku Aku: What if we hack into the ship and use the ship to travel through worlds?
*Alternative Tawna: Great idea. Then we don't have to use the magic rings to warp from world to world.
*Sonic: *take a ring out of his socks* The special ring is in my socks.
*Aku Aku: Whoa, i didn't know you have a secret ring in your shoes.
*Sonic: Part of my socks. Let's go sneak into that spaceship for clues. *throw a ring to open a portal to the spaceship* Time to break out the point break.
(Sonic's gang jump into the ring as they arrive into the spaceship)
*Sonic: Wow.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Aku Aku: This is a Gasmoxian spaceship.
*Sonic: What?
*Alternative Tawna: Gasmoxians are like the fastest racers in the galaxy. Yet, they always win races.
*Sonc: Republicans always win US elections nowadays with Democrats being the second.
*Aku Aku: The other parties have to go bye bye to shut down their groups.
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Sonic: My team take the spot.
*Alternative Tawna: We're caught.
*Sonic: Caught? But we just got here.
*Gasmoxian Greasemonkey #1: What are you doing on the ship!?
*Sonic: I didn't know it was your ship.
*Gasmoxian Greasemonkey #2: You're going to jail!
*Alternative Tawna: Beat them all out!
*Sonic: *fight the Gasmoxians*
*Gasmoxian Scorcher #1: Burn it up. *flamethrow at Sonic*
*Sonic: *dodge the flamethrow attack and spin kick on a gasmoxian*
*Gasmoxian Scorcher #2: He's getting away!
*Sonic: See you at the cockpit!
*Aku Aku: We'll be there. *laser at the gasmoxians*
(The gasmoxian rats are walking into the server pipes as Sonic sneak in the conference room with Oxide having a talk with his gasmoxians)
*Oxide: We have officially won a race at Drive-thru Danger!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Oxide: Next up, we will go to the planet of Earth and destroy the planet once and for all to make the Gasmoxia president proud.
*Gasmoxian Guard #1: We'll keep it coming.
*Sonic: *throw a battery at Oxide*
*Oxide: Ow! Who hit me with the battery?!
*Gasmoxian Guard #2: That wasn't me.
*Gasmoxian Guard #3: *found Sonic in the drawer* I found the mutant rat!
*Sonic: Hey! *punch the gasmoxian guard*
*Gasmoxian Guard #3: The rat bite me!
*Oxide: Stop after the rat!
*Sonic: *jump from the gasmoxians shooting as he beat all of them up by throwing them on the tables*
*Oxide: My wife's gonna kill me.
*Sonic: Hello Nitros Oxide.
*Oxide: Stand back. I have my gun with your name on it.
*Sonic: I remember beating you in my own timeline. Now i get to beat you in the unnamed year! *fight Oxide*
*Oxide: Son of a trophy! *slap Sonic*
*Sonic: *push Oxide on the floor* Guess what? You're the woorrrsssstttt.
*Oxide: The rat can sing. Wow.
*Sonic: *step on Oxide*
*Oxide: Auurrrgggh. Double drat.
*Sonic: *grab Oxide* See you in the future.
*Oxide: But this is the future. *get thrown into the closet room*
*Sonic: Enjoy your night. *shoot at Oxide and lock the doors* Thank god. History has been made and Crash will now be the fastest racer in the galaxy.
(Crash's gang came into the cockpit)
*Aku Aku: We're back!
*Sonic: This is the conference room.
*Alternative Tawna: It's also the cockpit. Now use the ship to find any worlds to go to.
*Sonic: Alright. Now we're the captains. *use the computer screen to locate the worlds* Uh....we only can warp into a planet. It doesn't say anything about dimensions.
*Aku Aku: Shoot, we were so close.
*Sonic: Oh well. The rings can take us back to the same place as we were.
*Aku Aku: Didn't you already use all of your rings?
*Sonic: Huh? *check his body* Oh no, i used all the rings.
*Aku Aku: What?!
*Alternative Tawna: You got to be kidding me.
*Sonic: I ran out of them. This was my last ring for the spaceship.
*Aku Aku: Oh great. You blew the adventure once more and we're stuck!
*Alternative Tawna: You shouldn't have gone home to collect home while you're at it.
*Sonic: Well you didn't tell me to do so.
*Aku Aku: It's not our job to do it.
*Sonic: Ah! *flip down the table*
*Aku Aku: You sure do have a anger problem like Spyro's.
*Sonic: No! *slam the ground* No no no.
*Crash: Crash upset.
*Sonic: Being a Smasher was the best part. I'm the worst Smasher in the group.
*Aku Aku: You make mistakes, we all make mistakes.
*Sonic: *lay down* I'm a lost case.
*Alternative Tawna: We're forever stuck. Thanks a lot. We shouldn't have come here to raid a place.
*Sonic: I'll never run again.
*Aku Aku: Are you going to give up?
*Sonic: Yes.
*Aku Aku: No. Step up your game.
*Sonic: What game? The world already made a game out of me in 16-bit.
*Aku Aku: We got Plan B.
*Alternative Tawna: How about we upgrade the ship to turn it into a warp-dimensional spaceship?
*Sonic: Ooh, i like the sound of it.
*Alternative Tawna: No more slamming and destroying for you.
*Sonic: We're not going to give up. On this day, we will upgrade everything that's on that ship. Then, we use the power source to get back into where we are. The main timeline.
*Alternative Tawna: What do you say?
*Sonic: Teamwork!
*Crash: Teamwork!
*Aku Aku: Teamwork is the answer to our key.
*Sonic: Right now, let's go fix what's on the spaceship.
*Everyone: Yeah!
(The background song "Go" by The Chemical Brothers play. Sonic use the batteries to charge up the power source with Crash using wumpa juice to fill up the gas. Alternative Tawna use the cores to light up the electricity as Aku Aku hack the systems with better source coding. Sonic plug in all the plugs to wire up the spaceship as Crash low up the air's temperature. Sonic take control of the spaceship with all the timelines listed.)
*Sonic: Woo hoo! It's working!
*Alternative Tawna: We hacked up the ship with better upgrades.
*Sonic: Thanks a bunch. How many timelines are there?
*Aku Aku: There are many timelines with many worlds to go to.
*Sonic: We need to go back to the original timeline.
*Aku Aku: That's right.
*Alternative Tawna: I'll go with you to rescue your friends.
*Sonic: Alright. Next stop, Mr. Crumb's house!
(The spaceship zooms into the hole to stop by Mr. Crumb's house in the sky in the main timeline of 2016)
TO BE CONTINUED TO THE LAST PART OF THE STORY
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