The Atomic Brain (2016 Version)

==The Episode==
===Wraps===
Wrap 1
Mr. Lobo is feeling philosophical about television as he introduces the previously-thought LOST first episode of Cinema Insomnia's predecessor, Insomniac Theater, from 1963! And in doing so throws the Cinema Insomnia Wiki's record of canon into chaos as he wonders if 1963's Mr. Lobo was his dad.
Wrap 2
Dr. Frank's Kosher Brain Wieners presents Insomniac Theater with Mr. Lobo! Our usual host, Dark Sarcasma, has been blacklisted, but Mr. Lobo promises revolutionary brain transference experiments, and fun (when appropriate), and explains that inside specially marked packages of brain weiners, you can find new "better than 3-D" Blood-O-Vision glasses. Reel one, roll it!
Wrap 3
Mr. Lobo is participating in a livestream chat about tonight's feature the old-fashioned way: over the telephone!
Wrap 4
Mr. Lobo issues a warning that tonight's feature is so scary we may die, and leads us in the Insomniac's Oath, with the assistance of tonight's Reel 7 Girl, Bethany Hidden-Cauley. Back to the movie!
Wrap 5
Mr. Lobo informs us of the studio's new atomic failsafe device, which will correct any mistakes in tonight's broadcast by vaporizing the station in a nuclear blast at the simple press of a button. Live TV is brutal. And now Walter Cronkite has breaking news about something involving President Kennedy's trip to Dallas. I don't know what that was about, but we're back in the studio now and Mr. Lobo introduces us to his new lab assistant, Fake Jan-in-the-Pan! She's not enjoying the film. Reel 3 begins!
Wrap 6
Mr. Lobo uses an elegant segue to promote Dr. Frank's Kosher Brain Wieners, before he throws us to commercial.
Wrap 7
Mr. Lobo runs down the filmographies of the stars of tonight's film, The Atomic Brain. And he also lists them. Back to the feature!
Wrap 8
Mr. Lobo bravely powers through hearing damage to deliver bon mots about tonight's feature. Ad break!
Wrap 9
Mr. Lobo proudly unveils his plan to, with the help of Brain Transference for Dummkopfs, transfer Fake Jan-in-the-Pan's brain into a new body! Fake Jan-in-the-Pan isn't enthused. Back to the movie!
Wrap 10
Mr. Lobo's got a sinister look in his eye! I think he's going to do something to someone meowing offscreen! Probably a cat! Do something, intermission! 
Wrap 11
Mr. Lobo's received a telegram from Insomniac Theater superfan, little Johnny Stanley, and Mr. Lobo is less than gracious. Might this segment may establish a paradoxical backstory for why all the punching?
Wrap 12
Mr. Lobo distracts us from the fact that we just saw a woman eat a live mouse with a "catwoman" pun. 
Wrap 13
Presenting the inaugural Reel 7 Girl! Unfortunately Mr. Lobo removed her brain and replaced it with that of a cat earlier in rehearsal. Like in the movie!
Wrap 14
Mr. Lobo's still trying to sell Fake Jan-in-the-Pan on his brain transference experiment, but she seems depressed. Maybe some ads will cheer her up.
Wrap 15
This is it, the debut of Babs the Associate from the Mailroom! She's brought fanmail from, once again, little Johnny Stanley (from Napa). He's honing his craft early! Mr. Lobo's not a fan.
Wrap 16
Mr. Lobo's determined to get Fake Jan-in-the-Pan's brain into Barfy Puss Puss's body, and to make it happen he's willing to demonstrate the safety of the procedure himself! Stay tuned!
Wrap 17
Mr. Lobo has the brain transference colander on his head and he means to use it! He flips the switch and ZAMMO, Barbara Streisand is talking about "little retarded boys!" Oh, we've gone to a commercial break.
Wrap 18
Mr. Lobo thinks his brain transference experiment was a failure, but he also wants to poop in a box. Agree to disagree!
Wrap 19
Mr. Lobo is mutilating the furniture. JUST LIKE A CAT!
Wrap 20
Unfortunately, Mr. Lobo's a cat, and the nuclear self-destruct button is shiny, and, well, nature has to take its course. We're thrust back into the modern era, with the modern era's Mr. Lobo, to send us off.
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===Trailers===
* The Unearthly (1957)
*The Brain Eaters (1958)
*Creature with the Atom Brain (1955)
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===Shorts===
* Experiments in the Revival of Organisms (1940)
*Boys Beware (1961)
===Cast===
*Mr. Lobo...Mister Lobo
*Fake Jan-in-the-Pan...
*Reel 7 Girl...Bethany Hidden-Cauley
*Babs...Dixie Dellamorto
*Insomniac Theater Announcer...Nick Fenske
=== Quotes ===
=== Trivia ===
* The cat into whose body Mr. Lobo wants to transplant Fake Jan-in-the-Pan's brain is named Bartholomew Aloysius Archimedes Von Puss Puss, or "Barfy Puss Puss" for short.
*The version of Cinema Insomnia's theme, Stompin' at 3AM, played during this episode was performed by the University of Louisiana Lafayette Jazz Band. The production was contacted by Professor Dr. Jeffery George for permission to use the song in their class, and Mr. Lobo asked to be sent a recording of the result. It produced the retro jazz rendition heard here.
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==The Film==
If attractive young women acting like cats awakens something in you, please try not to tell me.
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