Superhero (ASOJFSOK)

superhero is the second episode of A spin-off just for spin-off kings. It was written by .
==Place==
This episode got seventh in the superhero theme (IN).
==Transcript==
(Episode starts with Patrick and SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: Then the mollusk said… uh… I forgot.
SpongeBob: (laughs) Patrick, you tell the best jokes!
Patrick: I tell what?
(SpongeBob laughs even harder)
Squidward: Oh please. That's not even funny.
Patrick: What do you know about comedy?
Squidward: That it's not funny. Now be quiet and let me read my magazine. (He puts up a magazine and reads it. He chuckles)
Patrick: Okay, your turn.
SpongeBob: Okay. Why did the sponge mule not laugh at my joke?
Patrick: Uhh… why?
SpongeBob: He couldn't vertebray! (Laughs)
(Crickets are heard)
Patrick: Wha..?
SpongeBob: Uh… don't you get it? He couldn't verte-BRAY? Because mules bray? And we don't have vertebra-
Squidward: Actually, mules make a combination of a whinny and hee-haw.
SpongeBob: Be quiet Squidward! This isn't an educational show!
Squidward: Whatever… (He goes back to reading his magazine)
Patrick: Man. Your jokes are like… not funny! At all! They're like… un-jokes. I should call you the Un-Joker!
SpongeBob: My jokes are funny!
Patrick: Really? Then tell me another one.
SpongeBob: Okay… uh… oh! Why did I get fired from the calendar factory?
Patrick: Why?
SpongeBob: I took a day off!
(Silence. A fish stands up)
Fish: If your puns are this bad, I don't wanna eat here anymore! I'm gonna make like a tree, and leave!
Patrick: DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
SpongeBob: Oh give me a break.
Patrick: Well, you've had your chances. See you later, Un-Joker. (Patrick leaves)
SpongeBob: Oh come on! I need some better material… Oh, I know! Metal!
(Silence again. The other fish murmur, agree that SpongeBob's jokes are bad, and leave. Mr. Krabs comes out of his office)
Mr. Krabs: I smell money getting away! Mr. Squidward, did you play your nefarious excuse for a woodwind in me restaurant again?
Squidward: No, but if by 'nefarious excuse for a woodwind' (He turns his hands in quotes while saying that) you mean bad puns, then ask SpongeBob.
(Mr. Krabs gasps)
Mr. Krabs: Bad puns?!
(Mr. Krabs races over to where SpongeBob is sitting)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!!
SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Is it true that you drove away me customers with your terrible wordplays?
SpongeBob: I didn't mean to, I swear!
Mr. Krabs: Well, until you get better at telling these jokes of yours, stay out of me restaurant! (He points to the door)
SpongeBob: Okay…
(SpongeBob exits the restaurant. We cut to SpongeBob writing in his house)
SpongeBob: No… that's not good either.
(He crumbles it up, and throws it into a trash can that's so full of these crumbled papers, it's beginning to overflow)
SpongeBob: Oh, Gary! I'm never gonna get better at telling jokes! And I'm never gonna get back to my job…
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: 'Only a superhero could beat Patrick at telling jokes'?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: If that's so, then I'll turn into a superhero so I can beat Patrick at telling jokes and get back to my job!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, I'm not gonna turn into Mermaid Man. Have you ever heard his jokes?
(Cut to Shady Shoals Rest Home, where Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are sitting in rocking chairs)
Mermaid Man: Hey, Barnacle Boy.
Barnacle Boy: Yeah?
Mermaid Man: What did the hero say to the villain?
Barnacle Boy: What did he say?
Mermaid Man: He said… uhh… I don't know.
Barnacle Boy: Oh brother.
(Cut back to SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I need to become a superhero whose superpower is good comedy skill! But… there isn't a superhero that's superpower is that, right?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: There is?!
(Gary shows him a newspaper article)
SpongeBob: (reading the newspaper) "Komedy-Man, the superhero that fought crime with banana peels and TNT--" Hey, Gary, you're right! I have to become Komedy-Man so I can beat Patrick!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: What do you mean it's too risky? I'm just gonna turn into him for a minute or so, tell a really good joke to Patrick, and then turn back into myself as if nothing happened.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: He died?!
Gary: Meow.
(SpongeBob moves his thumb that's obstructing the headline and it reveals the full headline: "Komedy-Man, the superhero that fought crime with banana peels and TNT, is dead.")
SpongeBob: Oh, come on! Wait a second… he dropped his utility belt when he died from a massive explosion near Mount Karamba. If I pick up that utility belt, I could get Komedy-Man's powers, and beat Patrick! Well, I'm off. See ya! (He runs off)
(1 Hour Later…)
(We see SpongeBob at Mount Karamba, which is just a volcano with a huge chunk off it. He goes over to the chunk and finds the utility belt)
SpongeBob: Huh. How convenient. (He puts on the utility belt, and now dons Komedy-Man's costume, which consists of a helmet with plungers on the sides, a red cape with polka dots, black boots with springs, a mask, and a purple jumpsuit with a 'K' in the middle)
SpongeBob: What the--hey, I'm Komedy-Man! That means I can beat Patrick now! Komedy-Man, away! (He leaps up in the air, and uses his springs to bounce over to the Krusty Krab, where Patrick's eating food from the trash)
Patrick: Hey, Un-Joker! What's that you're wearing, a clown suit?
SpongeBob: I'm not the Un-Joker. I'm Komedy-Man, and I'm gonna tell a joke that's funnier than yours!
Patrick: Oh yeah? Try it.
SpongeBob: Who did I get my drink at Hawaii from?
Patrick: Who?
SpongeBob: The tiki star!
(Patrick tries to keep a straight face, but let's out a huge laugh)
Patrick: Okay, okay SpongeBob. You have better jokes than me!
SpongeBob: Hey, it worked! Now to turn this off-
(We hear a voice laughing maniacally. SpongeBob and Patrick turn to the direction of the voice, and it's Plankton)
Plankton: I'm gonna take the formula, and with this awesome villain mech suit, it's gonna be as easy as pie!
Patrick: Mmm… pie.
SpongeBob: Stand back, Pat. This is a job for Komedy-Man!
(SpongeBob takes out a stick of dynamite and throws it at Plankton. It blows up)
Plankton: Hey!! Wait--Komedy-Man? But didn't you die?
SpongeBob: Komedy-Man may be dead, but that makes way for Komedy-Sponge!
(SpongeBob releases a banana peel from his hand, and Plankton slips on it)
Plankton: Okay, that's it! No more Mr. Nice Copepod!
(Plankton takes out a bomb and chucks it at SpongeBob, who swallows it, it blows up, and he blows up like a balloon. He releases smoke from his holes, and coughs out some more smoke)
SpongeBob: Boy, that was the bomb!
(He takes out a plunger and attempts to throw it at Plankton, but he grabs it and begins swinging SpongeBob around like a lasso)
SpongeBob: WOOOOAAAAHHaaaaoooowwwwwoooAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOooooaaaawwwwooooOOOOAAAAHHHHH
Plankton: How do you like them apples?
(SpongeBob's eating an apple)
SpongeBob: A-peel-ing!
Plankton: Hey, that's a banana--(he slips on the banana peel from earlier)--puuuUUUUNNN!!!
(Plankton is flat on the ground, and SpongeBob has been released)
SpongeBob: I think it's time for you to learn a lesson! (He takes out a giant apple bomb, which blows up and sends Plankton crashing into the Chum Bucket)
Patrick: Wow! That was… a disappointing climax…
SpongeBob: Don't worry. We all live apple-ly ever after in the end!
(They both laugh, and we cut to a shot of the sunset, as Patrick says "I don't get it" as the episode ends)
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