While Supplies Last

While Supplies Last is the sixth episode of Season One in Bikini Bottom Jenkins.
==Synopsis==
Old Man Jenkins visits the Krusty Krab for the limited time Ribby Patty, but there's only one patty left for the day. He now has to battle with another old timer to get one.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with a typical shot of the Krusty Krab. Old Man Jenkins is seen walking in with his cane)
Jenkins: Stupid unreliable back. Why did Neptune give us such weak spines?
Eel customer: I don't even have a spine.
(The eel electrocutes Jenkins, leaving him completely burnt)
Jenkins: Lucky.
(The camera zooms out to show a long line at the Krusty Krab)
Jenkins: (toward camera) Today’s a special day. They're finally sellin’ that Ribby Patty again! And I need my hands on one. I haven't had one since 1998!
Nat: Who are you talking to?
Jenkins: Shh!
Nat: Weirdo.
(The line moves up one spot)
Squidward: (unenthusiastic) Here you go, ma'am. One Ribby Patty.
Nancy: Oh boy, I can't wait!
Squidward: Next.
(Jenkins starts sweating. He notices that there is a supply counter for how many Ribby Patties are left; it is currently at 8)
Jenkins: D’oh, I really want that Ribby Patty!
Harold: So do I, old man. We all do.
Little Timmy: (stomach grumbling) I'm dying!
Timmy’s dad: Shut it son, you've only not had food for a week.
Squidward: I feel like I should call the authorities but I don't want to.
(The line moves up again. The counter is now 7)
Jenkins: (counting the spots in line) 1, 2, 3… 4 5 6. I’m gonna make it!
(The line moves up once more. Jenkins starts biting on his aged fingernails)
Frank: Gross!
Jenkins: It's not my fault I have fingernails!
(A grotesque close-up of Jenkins’ chewed fingernails is shown, along with a woman screaming sound effect. The line then moves once again)
Jenkins: Ohh… hurry up, I’m getting impatient!
(The line moves up again)
Squidward: (monotone) Hurry up, everyone. The supply is almost gone.
Jenkins: Oh dear…
(His legs start wobbling)
Mabel: Ha, gonna fall, old man?
Jenkins: Never…
(The line finally moves up so Jenkins is in the front of the line)
Jenkins: Yes! Ribby Patty here I co-
(Mabel butts in front of him)
Mabel: One Ribby Patty please!
Squidward: Whatever. (hands her the last one)
Mabel: Mmm, yum yum. (licks lips tauntingly)
Jenkins: Wh- in the name of…? (literally turns into a tea kettle) THAT’S IT, MISSY!
(Jenkins tackles Mabel, knocking the Patty out of her hands, making it roll across the floor)
Mabel: Now look at what you've done! The Patty escaped! And it's all your fault!
Jenkins: My fault?! You're the one that cut in front a me!
(The patty then rolls outside the Krusty Krab, rolling on past)
Mabel: That patty is mine!
Jenkins: Not if I get to it first!
Mabel: It's on.
(The two of them rush out of the Krusty Krab to look for the patty. It ends up in Jellyfish Fields)
Mabel: I completely forgot how to jellyfish.
Jenkins: I don’t!
(Jenkins pulls a jellyfish net out of his pocket and starts plunging towards some jellyfish. He catches a few in his net)
Mabel: Pfft, and what are you gonna do with those things?
Jenkins: This. (he flings the jellyfish at Mabel)
Mabel: NO! (runs around in circles as she gets stung multiple times)
Jenkins: Now time for my prize, hehehe! (he looks in the distance to see the patty rolling down a hill) There you are, darlin’!
(Jenkins heads for the hill, and Mabel is finally able to follow him after getting stung several times. She looks very swollen)
Jenkins: HA! You look like a balloon!
Mabel: Don’t even sink about it, Senkins!
(Mabel huffs and puffs towards Jenkins, and tackles him back)
Jenkins: HEY! That patty is mine!
(The two of them turn into a fighting cloud, which moves off the hill. When it falls, the two of them separate, injured)
Jenkins: Oh, it’s not over yet, Mabel!
Mabel: It sure the heck ain’t!
(They see the patty roll into a cave)
Jenkins: I bet I can get there first!
Mabel: (shoving Jenkins aside) I bet you won’t!
(The two of them keep shoving each other as they race into the cave. The scene then transitions to the two of them still shoving each other, slowly heading towards the end of the cave. They finally stop shoving, and notice that the patty is conveniently lying at the end of the cave)
Jenkins: MINE!
Mabel: Hey, it’s MINE!
Jenkins: You realize I was in the line before you, right?
Mabel: Finders keepers, old man!
Jenkins: Why you little-
(Just then, the patty is sucked up by a giant jellyfish monster)
Jenkins: Dag nabbit, that jellyfish just stole my patty!
Mabel: MINE!
Nearby seagull: Hey, that’s my line!
Other seagull: Wait, why are we here again?
Other other seagull: Because someone said MINE!
Yet another seagull: Did somebody say MINE?
(The seagulls all start saying “MINE” over and over again, while the jellyfish monster flies outside the cave)
Jenkins: He’s getting away!
Mabel: With my Ribby Patty!
Jenkins: You mean the one that’s MINE!
Seagull #450: Bro can you like, stop or something?
Jenkins: Oops, heheh.
Mabel: (in the distance) Back in the Krusty Krab, sucker!
Jenkins: You coulda just not told me.
Mabel: Fishsticks…
(Cut to the two of them making a mad dash towards the Krusty Krab doors, and they fall to the ground just as they get through the doors. They then start wrestling each other)
Jenkins: Mine!
Mabel: Mine!
Seagull: MINE!
Squidward: Oh, so that’s where that patty went. I don’t care.
SpongeBob: What are you talking about Squidward- oh my gosh! Mutant jellyfish! I’ve always wanted to see one in person! It’s so fascinating meeting you, mister mutant jellyfish sir.
Mutant jellyfish: Bzz bzz (Did you cook this patty?)
SpongeBob: Why, yes I did.
Mutant jellyfish: Bzzt bzzt (Here’s a tip)
(The jellyfish hands SpongeBob a 5 dollar bill, shocking him in the process)
Jenkins: Shocking.
Mabel: You’re tellin’ me.
Jenkins: I was gonna pay for that!
Mutant jellyfish: Bzz bzz (First come, first serve. Bon voyage, feeble fish!)
(The mutant jellyfish flies away, and both Mabel and Jenkins are left in an awestruck state)
Squidward: A tip? We’ve never gotten a tip before.
(Mr. Krabs pops out of the cash register to take the tip)
Mr. Krabs: I’ll be taking that! Jellyfish sure are generous, aren’t they? (laughs)
Jenkins: I think I have a heat stroke.
Mabel: Can I have one with you?
(end)
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