イリーガルマジック (Illegal Magic)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
今宵も　聞かせてよ 	koyoi mo kikasete yo 	Let me hear it again tonight!
いよいよ　ショータイム 	iyoiyo shootaimu 	At last, it’s showtime!
酔いが　覚める前に 	yoi ga sameru mae ni 	Before I sober up,
連れて行ってくれ 	tsurete itte kure 	take me along!
 	 	
不埒な　バーテンダー 	furachi na baatendaa 	Insolent bartender,
寝落ちた　脳天を 	ne ochita nouten o 	let me see you shoot right through
白黒　打ち抜いて 	shirokuro uchinuite 	this dozing head
僕に見せてくれ 	boku ni misetekure 	in black and white.
 	 	
御伽話の　夢の中はどうだい？ 	otogibanashi no yume no naka wa dou dai? 	How is it, to be in the midst of a fairy-tale dream?
思うがままに　叶うだろう 	omou ga mama ni kanau darou 	Everything come true as you wish it, doesn’t it?
足が縺れて　抜け出せない 	ashi ga motsurete nukedasenai 	You trip over your feet; you can’t escape.
中毒症の　魔法のお薬だ 	chuudokusei no mahou no okusuri da 	It’s medicine for addictive magic.
 	 	
現実との区別 	genjitsu to no kubetsu 	That which distinguishes from reality:
事実　特別　猛毒 	jijitsu tokubetsu moudoku 	facts, particulars, deadly poisons.
今なら　空も飛べるよ 	ima nara sora mo toberu yo 	Now, I could even fly through the sky!
 	 	
なんてさ　ニュースキャスター 	nante sa nyuusukyasutaa 	Or something like that. Newscaster,
また　一人晒しあげてんだ 	mata hitori sarashi ageten da 	you’re exposing someone again.
らりぱっぱ　君に朝はない 	raripappa kimi ni asa wa nai 	Pop-pa-pop,The word used here, らりぱっぱ, refers to the drowsy or muddled state of mind of someone who is high on drugs. there is no morning for you.
 	 	
ああ　ワイドショーで 	aa waidoshoo de 	Yes, on this talk show,
人の過去で　憂い泣いてんだ 	hito no kako de urei naiten da 	we anguish and weep over people’s pasts.
悲しいね　あー 	kanashii ne aa 	How sad, ah…
次のニュースです　はい終わり 	tsugi no nyuusu desu hai owari 	Now, on to the latest news. Yes, that’s all for this segment.
［あー］ 	"aa" 	"Ah..."
 	 	
今宵も　聞かせてよ 	koyoi mo kikasete yo 	Let me hear it again tonight!
豪華な　ディナータイム 	goukana dinaa taimu 	A lavish dinnertime.
熱いうちに　どうぞ 	atsui uchi ni douzo 	Here, be sure to savor it
味わってくれ 	ajiwatte kure 	while it’s hot!
 	 	
ナイフで　整えて 	naifu de totonoete 	Prepared with a knife
フォークを　突き刺して 	fooku o tsukisashite 	and speared with a fork;
お次は　誰の番だ 	otsugi wa dare no ban da 	who’s next up?
餌食になるのは 	ejiki ni naru no wa 	Who’s to be my prey?
 	 	
一つ　二つ　数えては 	hitotsu futatsu kazoete wa 	If I count out just one or two,
どうせ　明日には忘れてんだろ 	douse ashita ni wa wasureten daro 	I’m bound to forget by tomorrow anyway.
記憶の　片隅で 	kioku no katasumi de 	A voice calling my name
僕の名前を　呼ぶ声がするの 	boku no namae o yobu koe ga suru no 	echoes from the corner of my memories.
 	 	
ねえ　ニュースキャスター 	nee nyuusukyasutaa 	So, newscaster,
今日は何人に　トドメを刺したんだい？ 	kyou wa nannin ni todome o sashitan dai? 	how many people did you put an end to today?
らりぱっぱ　僕に朝はない 	raripappa boku ni asa wa nai 	Pop-pa-pop, there is no morning for me.
 	 	
ああ　ワイドショーで 	aa waidoshoo de 	Yes, on this talk show,
悪者は誰だ　論議　論理　論破 	warumono wa dareda rongi ronri ronpa 	who is the true villain? Debate, logic, refutation.
らりぱっぱ　今日はもう眠ろう 	raripappa kyou wa mou nemurou 	Pop-pa-pop, I’ll just turn in for the day.
 	 	
さあ　パパパラ　パラノイド 	saa papapara paranoido 	Now, I’m paranoid.
偽善者は誰だ 	gizensha wa dare da 	Who is the true hypocrite?
らったったーで　踊ろうか 	rattattaa de odorou ka 	Shall we dance with a ra-tta-tta?
思うがままに 	omou ga mama ni 	To our hearts’ content.
 	 	
パパパラ　パラノイド 	papapara paranoido 	I’m paranoid.
嘘つきは誰だ 	usotsuki wa dare da 	Who is the true liar?
らったったーで　踊ろうか 	rattattaa de odorou ka 	Shall we dance with a ra-tta-tta?
君の手の上で 	kimi no te no ue de 	In the palm of your hand.
 	 	
今宵も　聞かせてよ 	koyoi mo kikasete yo 	Let me hear it again tonight!
賛美歌　ラルラルラ 	sanbika rarurarura 	That hymnal la-lu-la-lu-la.
一人じゃ眠れない　夜を見せてくれ 	hitori ja nemurenai yoru o misete kure 	Show me a night where I can’t sleep if I’m alone.
 	 	
ところで　僕がいる 	tokoro de boku ga iru 	And also, it’s too late now,
今　この現実が　ホントは夢だとか 	ima kono genjitsu ga honto wa yume da to ka	so lay off of the fact
今さら　よしてくれ 	imasara yoshite kure 	that my present reality is actually a dream.
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*迷子の晩餐 (Maigo no Bansan) (album)
==External Links==
*Ameba - Lyrics
*Nicocommons - Karaoke
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Violet - Translation source
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