References to being puppets

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References by the Muppets and other Jim Henson creations to actually being puppets, as well as times when those characters made references that suggest that they are not puppets.
==The Land of Gortch==
* In the November 22, 1975, episode, Scred starts flirting with guest star Lily Tomlin. Tomlin finds it difficult to have her name linked romantically with a puppet. Scred gives the audience a rather confused look, but tells Tomlin that it's no problem.
* When Raquel Welch hosted the April 24, 1976, episode, she pointed out that, as puppets, the Gortch characters did not exist below the waist.
==The Muppet Show==
* Episode 101: Kermit is drinking milk through a straw. He looks at the camera and says, "Think about this, friends," referring to the fact that he is a puppet and can't really be doing what he appears to be doing.
* Episode 122: Kermit the Frog begins his introduction to Richard Bradshaw's puppet act by saying, "We on The Muppet Show are very interested in puppets, for some strange reason."
* Episode 124: When Waldorf comments that the Mummenschanz are a lot like puppets, Statler says that he's always hated puppets. "You're a traitor to your class!" Waldorf answers.
* Episode 216:
:* When Kermit introduces Bruce Schwartz's first act, he says that it's not only rare to have a guest puppeteer on the show, but it's also rare that they have any puppeteers on the show.
:* When Bruce Schwartz's act ends, Waldorf comments on the puppet looking so alive. "That's more than I can say for you," Statler replies.
* Episode 218: In the cold open after Jaye P. Morgan gives Scooter a bomb as a present and it explodes, she comments, "This is not going to be just another cute puppet show."
* Episode 307: When a bewitched candle was creeping across Kermit's desk, Kermit blows out the flame on the candle for it to stop moving. He laughs as he looks at the camera and says, "Think about it, folks," referring again to the fact that he is a puppet and can't really be doing what he appears to be doing.
* Episode 318: When Big Bird tells Miss Piggy that he's from Sesame Street, Miss Piggy asks, "Isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?"
* Episode 413: When Scooter sees Dizzy Gillespie playing with a marionette, he tells Dizzy that Kermit only has one rule: There are no puppets allowed.
* Episode 508: This episode features several references and inside jokes about the Muppets being puppets, including:
:* Kermit telling the audience that the show will have a change of pace and be a puppet show.
:* Gonzo asking Kermit and Fozzie Bear what a puppet is, and after Kermit and Fozzie have difficulty explaining to Gonzo what puppets are, Gonzo remarks that it's such a stupid idea that he wouldn't even do such an act. After he leaves, Kermit says, "I didn't have the heart to tell him."
:* In a similar exchange to the one in Episode 124, Statler admits he doesn't care for puppets much, as he doesn't find them believable. Waldorf's reply is "I don't believe you!"
* A preview clip created for episode 113 includes Fozzie working his hand as a puppet wearing his hat.
==The Jim Henson Hour==
* The show's house band was called Solid Foam.
* "Dog City": With Ace Yu stuck arguing with Quackers, Rowlf talks about how Ace's principles and the one he loves is reduced to talking to a hand puppet; "What'll they think of next?"
* "First Show": Zondra brings puppeteer Marc Weiner on Gorilla Television as an alternative to what she refers to as "Jim Henson and his ilk!"
* "Secrets of the Muppets": This entire episode is filled with explanations about how puppets work and jokes about the Muppets being uncomfortable with their identity as puppets. Whenever someone mentions the word "puppet," the characters gasp in horror; Bean even screams, "He said the 'P' word!" When Gonzo hears Jim Henson explaining how Gonzo works, Gonzo denies it, telling the audience, "This man is deranged!" When the camera pans out, revealing the Muppet performers under the Muppets, they freak out all the more. However, at the end of the show, the camera pulls back in to again hide the performers, and to the Muppets' relief, when they look down, they can't see their performers anymore. Jim explains that with the Muppets, "the fantasy always wins."
==Little Muppet Monsters==
* "Space Cowboys": When the cows were dressed up as aliens, one of them comments on how their careers are ruined and another one replies, "Next, we will be doing puppet shows."
==Muppets Tonight==
* Episode 101: Clifford introduces himself as "your homey made of foamy."
* Episode 103: Billy Crystal jokes he can't work with the Muppets, claiming to have a felt allergy.
==Sesame Street==
* This Way to Sesame Street: Bert proudly states that the one thing kids like to watch on TV is puppets.
* In Episode 1011, Bert comments about his inability to move his eyes: "I'm built different, I guess. I don't understand that."
* When Monica feels Big Bird's face in Episode 1416, she exclaims, "It's Big Bird, my favorite puppet!" and describes his hand as feeling like a glove.
* In Episode 2450 where Telly receives a visit from his Fairy Godmonster (Andrea Martin), Telly, misunderstanding her intentions, says, "And you're going to turn me from a puppet into a real live boy!" 
* In the Sesame Street Live show Big Bird's Sesame Street Story, Big Bird proposes putting on an educational TV show that includes "songs and jokes and games and puppets..."
* A 1994 features Bert manipulating a puppet of Ernie.
* In a behind-the-scenes feature for the DVD release of CinderElmo, Ernie and Baby Bear point out that unlike their fellow actors, they never blink (claiming it's an "acting skill"). 
* In a Global Grover sketch, Grover plays with a marionette, remarking that it must be great to be a puppet.
* In Episode 4145 (and later Episode 4225), two of the Three Little Pigs play "Rock-Paper-Scissors." They both play paper each time, always ending in a tie, acknowledging the fact they are unable to move their fingers.
* In the Abby's Flying Fairy School episode, "The Pinocchio Process," Blögg remarks to the camera at the episode's end "I love puppets" and winks.
* In the animated title sequences for Iron Monster and Sesame Heroes, a comic book ad for "X-Ray Specs!" shows Elmo's silhouette with a human arm and hand inside.
* At the Sesame Street: The Evolution of a Revolution event, Murray realizes the cards he's received aren't DGA membership cards, but AFTRA ones. Murray complains, saying actors are basically puppets and adds how much he (and Elmo) hate puppets.
* In a Sesame Bits comic, Cookie Monster makes a paper bag puppet of Telly, who comments, "There's something not right about that."
* Grover attempts to run for President of the United States in a 2016 video for Khan Academy. He claims to have no skeletons in his closet, or even any skeleton at all.
* In a Smart Cookies episode, "Making Whoopie in the Library," Cookie Monster, looking for something with strings to catch The Crumb's flying whoopie pie, gets a toy gorilla marionette. Chipowski says, rather nonplussed, "A puppet?" After the inevitable failed attempt, he says, "Of course it didn't work. How can a puppet catch anything? It's just a puppet!" Cookie Monster scratches his head.
* In Episode 5213, the gang uses a toy crocodile to help Julia learn about what going to the dentist is like. Elmo comments, "Using a puppet to learn about the dentist? Go figure!"
* In video footage created for the lobby of the Sesame Workshop offices, Abby Cadabby accidentally transforms her friends into various things, including live human hands.
* In episode 213 of The Not-Too-Late Show with Elmo, Shahadi Wright Joseph sings a brief song about making a paper bag puppet. Elmo comments, "A puppet? Cool! Elmo loves puppets. Go figure."
==Fraggle Rock==
* In a postcard segment (seen in "The Finger of Light"), Traveling Matt encounters a marionette and mentions getting a feeling of family resemblance.
* In Fraggles Look for Jobs, Mokey is shown typing with only her left hand, as Trish isn't around to perform her right hand.
* Fraggle Rock: Rock On!, "Episode 3: The Fraggletastic Talent Show!": Traveling Matt observing as one of the several talents of the Silly Creatures, finds a puppet show with dolls and paper objects on sticks. "This is what they call a puppet show. They make dolls of themselves and wiggle them. Isn't that silly?"
==Dinosaurs==
* The recurring newscaster is named Howard Handupme.
* "How to Pick Up Girls": Earl and the Baby enjoy a puppet show, while Fran insists to Earl that puppets are just for kids, prompting Earl to (unsuccessfully) try to convince Fran that adults can enjoy puppets as well.
* "We Are Not Alone": After Fran finds out that Robbie had tricked Earl into recycling and spreading environmental messages on television, Fran tells Robbie that he can't just manipulate Earl like some puppet on national television.
* "Georgie Must Die": Earl tells Roy Hess that Georgie isn't a real hippo, just a guy in a suit, "and a very bad one at that."
==Farscape==
* In the episode "A Clockwork Nebari," two Nebari have come on board Moya and mind-cleansed the crew. John Crichton and Rygel are unaffected, and Crichton comes to Rygel for help, telling him, "You, me, and Pilot. We're the only ones who aren't Nebari puppets." Rygel responds, "I'm nobody's puppet!"
==Kermit's Swamp Years==
* In A Behind the Scenes Look at Kermit's Swamp Years, Joe the Armadillo explains footage of Steve Whitmire, Joey Mazzarino, and John Kennedy performing Jack Rabbit, Goggles, and Blotch, respectively, as movie gossip, saying, "It seems that somebody has built all the sets too high, so they hired these people to hold us actors up in the air."
==The Muppets==
* "Pig Girls Don't Cry": When Uncle Deadly tries to use a lint brush on Kermit's arm; the frog yells "Skin, skin, skin!" followed by yelps of pain.
==Specials==
* The Muppets on Puppets: When Jim Henson mentions that Rowlf is a puppet, Rowlf tries to convince Jim that he's a real dog. Rowlf is practically traumatized when he looks down and sees a person operating him.
* The Muppets Valentine Show: During the song "Love is a Simple Thing," Kermit questions George the Janitor's line that love is "more fun than a puppet show."
* Hip Hip Parade!: Reacting to footage of the Sesame Street float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, both Kermit and Fozzie refer to the non-human characters on the float as puppets.
* On the Road to China: Following a puppet show, Big Bird remarks he'd love to be in a puppet show.
* Here Come the Puppets!: The special begins with Fozzie Bear telling Kermit the Frog that there are people under them. Kermit explains that that's because they're puppets. (A shorter clip from this footage is seen in The World of Jim Henson.)
* The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson: At one point, the Muppets notice that there are "guys" underneath them, following them around — and when the Muppets move, so do the guys. After a few seconds of this, Fozzie says, "Stop looking at them, even — it's too weird." The Muppets then ignore their puppeteers for the rest of the show, just as they always have.
* A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa: In the blooper reel, Nathan Lane admits that, after Gonzo has a line, he wasn't sure who was talking. Kermit replies, "We never know that either."
* When planning the finale of Lady Gaga & the Muppets' Holiday Spectacular, Kristen Bell suggests they do something with puppets. The Muppets shrug it off while Lady Gaga tries to keep the ideas going.
==Movies==
* In Jim Frawley's camera tests for The Muppet Movie, Kermit breaks the news to Fozzie that he's not a real bear. He's a puppet.
* The Muppets' Wizard of Oz: When talking to Dorothy, Uncle Henry refers to the Muppets as "the most powerful puppets in Hollywood."
* Kermit's Swamp Years: One of the signs in Wilson's Pet Store advertises "Puppet Chow."
* In the blooper reel on the It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie DVD, Pepe the King Prawn looks into the camera and says, "I'm a puppet!"
==Books==
* In Tales of a Sixth-Grade Muppet, Danvers' dad says that he's tired of working for his boss "like some kind of puppet" at the breakfast table the morning Danvers finds himself a Muppet. Danvers snaps, "I heard that!" Throughout the series, characters also notice Danvers' flip-top mouth, foam skin, and flailing arms.
==Appearances==
* A TV spot promoting the 1980 World Puppetry Festival features Statler and Waldorf offering their opinion of puppets.
* The Tonight Show: Dr. Teeth informs Johnny Carson that as a musician, he doesn't get many girls because he's a puppet. He also notes he doesn't smoke, since he doesn't have any functional body part to smoke with.
* The Vent Event: Fozzie and Kermit provide commentary for "Dr." Jerry Nelson's description of how the Muppets work. Nelson goes on at length until they can't take it anymore, and Sweetums whisks him away.
* Reading Rainbow: Kermit appeared on July 8, 1985, looking for pig books in a library to find out how to handle a certain pig he knows. He uses pig books to convince LeVar Burton that he's there for pig classics. One of these books is Pigochio, which is about a puppet who wants to be a real pig. "It's a pretty silly idea."
* Presenting the award for Best Animated Short Film at the 1985 Academy Awards, Kermit and Scooter have trouble opening the envelope. Although they don't directly reference the problem, they heavily play up the fact that "characters like us" can't get the job done.
* The Arsenio Hall Show: Rowlf appeared on May 22, 1989, wearing a sling because he had no one to perform his right hand, as he explained to Arsenio. On May 4, 1990, Kermit complained that he hadn't met Connie Chung backstage because "they keep me in a bag."
* The Clive James Show: When Clive James asks Kermit for advice on hosting a show, Kermit says he's learned to look his interviewees in the eye, and never blink.
* In an appearance on Telling Stories with Tomie dePaola, Pepe the King Prawn says he doesn't care for puppets and calls it "doll wiggling."
* Jimmy Kimmel Live: Fozzie guest starred on the May 13, 2005, episode. Ozzy Osbourne was sitting next to Fozzie, and complained, "What am I doing, talking to a fucking glove puppet for?" Fozzie appeared quite insulted.
* Today: In an April 2, 2009, appearance, Elmo says that he doesn't know anything about puppets.
* The Bonnie Hunt Show: In an April 7, 2009, appearance, Elmo and Abby help build paper bag puppets — the two are intrigued by the concept of puppets.
* Five Minutes with: In outtakes shown for the segment, Matthew Stadlen asks if it's okay to see the black arm rods on camera. Grover whispers to him, "I am a puppet."
* Good Morning America: When Roscoe Orman comments that he originally thought Sesame Street would be a fun, short job where an actor can "play with puppets," Abby Cadabby laughs, then says "What?" Following that comment, a heated dispute erupts between Zoe, Grover, and Abby about how they have never seen puppets on Sesame Street before.
* Suffolk University: At Suffolk University as part of promotions for The Muppets, Kermit, David Hoberman and Steve Whitmire appeared in a lecture, along with showing a few clips from the film. When asked what it was like being immortal, Kermit replied, "It's an odd place to be...It's one of those things that I rarely deal with in our work because it gets too strange. But, you know, what are we all but inanimate objects in the end? There's something inside of us that gives us a spark, and at the end of the day we get put in a box and shoved in a closet."Suffolk University - A Conversation with "The Muppets" Producer David Hoberman
* Puppeteers of America's 75th Annual National Puppetry Festival: During their guest appearance at the festival, Steve Whitmire addressed to Kermit as a puppet, to which Kermit replied with his trademark chagrined expression. He then introduced Whitmire as his puppet.The Muppet Mindset: An Evening with Steve Whitmire and Kermit the Frog
* When the Muppets appeared on Saturday Night Live, Kermit guest starred on the Weekend Update segment "Really??!!?? with Seth." When Seth Meyers apologized for saying the word "puppet," Kermit explained that he was a Muppet, and that puppets are things controlled by a human, while he is actually a real live talking frog.
*In a 2011 interview on SiriusXM Satellite Radio, host Julie James suggests Kermit and Miss Piggy come to Broadway in a revival of Guys and Dolls. Kermit remarks, "It's the story of our lives!"
* When Miss Piggy, Kermit and James Bobin were interviewed at a press conference after the London premiere of The Muppets in 2012, Kermit said at one point, looking down below him, "You wouldn't believe what goes on under here." Miss Piggy looked below her as well and shuddered.The Muppets Press Conference in London
* At TED2012 on February 29, 2012, Scooter delivered an entire speech about puppets vs. computer generated characters. Throughout the talk, he referred to the Muppets as being puppets, even going into detail about the materials they're made of.
* As Statler and Waldorf attempted to leave The Secret Policeman's Ball in 2012 to start "twittering," Waldorf said, "Give me a minute, my legs fell asleep," to which Statler responded, "You have legs?"
* When German Sesamstrasse characters Pferd and Wolle appeared on the show DAS! in 2012, with their performers about to be interviewed as well, the two characters confirmed that "there are puppeteers hanging out of us!"
* When the Sesame Street characters appear in JD's fantasies in the Scrubs episode "My ABCs," JD's diagnosis after consulting Ex Ray's x-ray is, "You have a hand inside you." Ray concludes that this explains many things. In the same episode, Oscar the Grouch, as the new Chief of Medicine, warns JD, "I'll be watching you, John Dorian! My eyes never close!"
* On Moviefone Unscripted, Miss Piggy impresses Jason Segel and Amy Adams with her impersonations of Fozzie Bear and Animal, and says she could maybe do a ventriloquist act in Las Vegas.
* During Kermit's speech at TEDxJackson, he noted that it took a lot of people to bring his speech to the conference. "Why at this very moment, as I speak, someone has a hand in everything I'm doing up here." While giving the audience a moment to laugh, he gave himself a lookover and noted, "And I'll be the first to admit it moves me."
* At a 2013 appearance at a New York Comic Con panel promoting Jim Henson: The Biography, moderator Ryan Roe of ToughPigs.com asks Prairie Dawn (Fran Brill) about her lack of appearances and where she's been, to which she replies, "I've been in my box. [...] I like it in there. It's dark. It's only me."
* During an interview with Brendon Connelly of Bleeding Cool for Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy reveals that no CGI was used for Constantine because he's a puppet. Kermit adds that they allowed Constantine to puppeteer his own puppet for the movie, but that they generally don't use puppets in their movies. 
* The Muppets' appearance at San Diego Comic-Con to promote their new show saw them on a panel alongside their puppeteers. This resulted in several jokes made in reference to their puppet status.
** At one point, Fozzie is encouraged to tell a joke for the audience. As Fozzie thinks for a moment, Rizzo shouts out, "Come on, Eric!" Fozzie (and Eric Jacobson) glare at Rizzo before refusing to tell a joke.
** When a question is asked about Kermit, Rizzo looks down below his performer Steve Whitmire's chair and comments, "He's in a box!" Gonzo adds, "I probably shouldn't say this, but Kermit is half in the bag right now."
** After Whitmire tells an anecdote about performing Kermit for several hours at the Rose Bowl parade, he comments that it is a rough job. Gonzo agrees, saying it is very uncomfortable, prompting laughter from the audience and Muppeteers upon realizing the implication of the statement.
* In a 2015 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (in promotion for the book Let's Cook!), Jimmy Fallon and Jason Schwartzman go underneath a table to get pre-made dishes, causing Elmo to ask, "What are you, playing with puppets down there?"
*On a February 1, 2016, appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Kermit and Stephen Colbert ponder life's biggest questions. Colbert wonders if we all have free will or if someone's controlling us. Kermit gives himself a look-over and replies, "I guess I never thought about it."
* During the "Meet the Muppets" panel promoting The Muppets Mayhem, Floyd tells Tahj Mowry he had another question for him but was "going to ask it while I'm down here on the floor for a second," which as Mowry acknowledges, allows the puppeteers to rest their arms for a moment.
* In an appearance on "Disney Files on Demand" to promote The Muppets Mayhem, Floyd is asked if he's regained his land legs since the Disney Vacation Club Member Cruise. Floyd answers, "Honestly, somedays, feels like I don't even have legs, you dig?"
==Shorts==
* The music video for OK Go's cover of "The Muppet Show Theme Song" features a role reversal as Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal, and Rizzo puppeteer Damian Kulash, Tim Nordwind, Dan Konopka, and Andy Ross.
* In a behind-the-scenes video for an iPhone ad, Cookie Monster lays his head down on a pillow to go to sleep and says, "Me wish me could close me eyes."
==Social Media==
* In a post on Fozzie's Facebook page, Fozzie says that he and Beaker feel strangely connected when playing with puppets.
* When Elmo visited the Detroit Institute of Arts on June 22, 2019, he took in a puppet exhibit and noted on Twitter that they were interesting, "if puppets are your thing."
==See also==
* Inside Jokes
* "hand inside" joke
==Sources==
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