Telegram Guy

Telegram Guy, um.. He um, friggin', delivers telegrams or something. It's not important.
== Biography ==
Whenever a telegram needs to be delivered, this guy will do it, which so far, has only happened twice. His first appearance was in Serious Kidnapping where he delivered a letter to Space Tree from the Kidnapper. In Allon Writes Something he gives Mee a Valentine's Day card from Tahoma.
All that is ever seen of him is his skeleton arm.
He returned along with Space Tree to provide the audio commentary track for the episode Serious Kidnapping, in which he describes his appearance in the episode as "one of the most memorable performances of his career". As they talk about the episode, he reveals that he does actually have a body, but Space Tree says that he looks "kinda weird".
== Memorable Quotes ==
* "Telegram for Space Tree the Space Tree!" - Serious Kidnapping
* "Valentine's Day card for Mee Marone!" - Allon Writes Something
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