Disaster-ed Possible Pilot

Disaster-ed Possible Pilot is the pilot episode of S.H,A.K.S (Super Happy Average Kids Show)
Plot
Cast
Transcript
It begins with Phill entering Studio 42
*Phill: I don't care what the network thinks, the show is a success. Yes its a PG show. Well your opinion is invalid Heather No we couldn't find a network to distribute it. What do you mean is cause kids aren't interested
Devon comes carrying two coffees.
*Devon: Coffee?
*Phil (takes a sip): Meh it's ok
(he continues walking down)
* Phil: Look my team is the biggest strongest and responsible cast and team that knows how to get things done.
* Devon: Mainly me and you.
* Phil: Stop being an egotist.
* Devon: Everyone else is inferior.
* Phil: It's a kids show Heather how bad could they mess up?
* (PHILL pauses sees mess on floor)
* Phill: Well here's the thing. sure I know that the show is a starting small but were planing to try out new things.Just as long as we could find the right network for it... I am mostly known for making dramas and scary shows. My most notable shows include Woman in White,Doctor Nightmare and even Drama:The Series. So running a kids show was egotistically crazy so when i was hired to do it. I had no idea what i got myself into.
* Devon: You can do it!
* Phill. are you stalking me?
* Devon: I'm your assistant. Its my job to stalk you.
* Phill: I don't remember hiring you..Bolbi Explain this.
* Bolbi: You were drunk when you did it.
* Phill: You know what I'll let it slide we can deal with that later next time I'll just call 4K to clean it up
* back to Phill in his office studio lair
* PhillL: Bolbi is like my advisor for the show.Whenever there is a mess.She's the one to pick it up and believe me the best part is she is cheap and been my advisor since Luming Flame so yeah, I would never have her fired
Intro then logo shows as it cuts to Phil back in his chair discussing with the camera
* Phill: Well How Do I Explain How I Even Thought up this show well it took a lot of hard work to try and process So how did I think to not make it horror like or dramatic.
* Devon: Sorry to interfere, But who are you talking to?
* Phill: Devon do you mind I'm doing a video log diary?
* Devon: Do I have one too?
* Phill: Yeah everyone has one. 
(Devon closes the door slowly staring at Phill
* Phill: As I was saying I first had the idea of-you know I can still see you Devon.
It cuts to Ashton frantically grabbing a mic pack as he runs towards 4K.
*Ashton: Hey, I got the mic you asked for.
*4K: Yay! Now I can say words.
*Ashton: Not just words. Your lines.
*4K: well that too but mostly words
*Ashton: You're a lost cause.