Quanlingling xhao xhin hanji

== Overview ==
Quanlingling Dingle is Quandale Dingle's Little asian brother. He was born some time before the big bang and is still living. He is the creator of miyagi-do karate and can kick ass despite his appearance. He has taken down several state senates in the US. He is currently having sexual affairs with Hillary Clinton, and has committed more than many war crimes, and has explosive semen. But according to government’s files found in Area 51 Quanlingling did save the world by going back in time and rapping with Adolf Hitler. By destroying Hitler’s ass with his explosive semen. Hitler couldn’t bare the pain so he killed himself by shooting himself in the head. Quanlingling is also planning to stop Quandale Dingle by poisoning Quandale Dingle’s Ramen. Unfortunately Quandale Dingle found out and tried to kill Quanlingling but failed. After his failed assassination attempt he joined AQTF. When interviewed by the media, asking his motives for poisoning Quandale Dingle’s ramen, he delivered a very emotional, inspirational speech about the current communist rule in China. In his speech he stated that “Xueeee hua piao piao, bei feng xiao xiao, tian di, yi pang cang mang, Ching cheng hanji.” YoungKayBeezy tweeted about the speech, saying that “bro was spitting straight fax on jiggity jah.” He is currently in hiding, as the Chinese Government says they will be hunting him down because he was spitting so much facts. It has been 13 years and the Chinese Government has not found Quanlingling Dingle
He also founded a newspaper called the The Quandale times.
He is known as the “Booty Tickler" for hunting down little children then taking them to his warehouse and giving them candy as he eats their booty.
He is the second most dangerous and agile of the Dingle family.
He got the nickname the cum lord do to his criminal history of robbing and looting sperm banks.
In an interview he stated that his favorite one was GoofyAhhCroissant's cum, which is coloured purple according to Quanlingling Dingle.
(He has also raped Quandale Dingle 69420 times when they were young)
(He has also fucked my wife 13 times)
== Altercations ==
Not only is Quanlingling Dingle well known for his extreme sexiness, but he is also well known for his need to fight and hurt people. Quanlingling Dingle has been arrested for battery assault and wire fraud both 400M times. He has fought people such as:
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List of characters in the Dingleverse Quanlingling Dingle has fought include:
* Albert Fingernoodle
* Ayedocc
* Benjamingleton Franklin Jr
* Beezow Bockzadale Jefferson
* Bri'ish Quandale Dingle
* Bingleton Coochiesmith
* Boom shakalaka boom shakalaka ooh
* Brocaveli Tupac Amaru Shakur Coochienison III
* Cornelius Bartholomew Twinkledookie Dontintan Dontavius Jr
* Demetrius Bartholomew Williams
* Donquavious LeDarius Rinkleton II
* Daquavious Bingleton
* Dingleton
* Daniel Larsen
* Dr.Deez Nuts
* Fukyudingeltohns
* Goofy Ahh Uncle
* GoofyAhhCroissant
* Garfield Jenson
* Goofy ahh Hood Dog
* Glupkowaty Dupy Czarnuchu
* George Twinkle Dookie III
* Horatio Periwinkle
* Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut
* Herbert DaQuavious Frankel
* Juandale Pringle
* Johntavionquavious Bonglltong the LXXVII
* Jamarius Quangledangle
* Johnathan Cart Wheel Froot Loop III
* Jeffery Arnold Lancer Andrew Hagelson V
* Jingle Ball Drake Dingle the Third
* Kumala Savesta
* Lean man VI
* Nicolas Albert Ticklepickle IV
* Nicolas Albert Ticklepickle the II
* Officer Dingle Squad
* Pepe the Frogus LeDingletonius the XII
* Quandallo Dingolo
* Quandale Dingle
* Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry
* Quavante Zingleton
* Quandale Dingle XVI
* Quandlisha Dingleberry
* Richard-Edd Dingledick
* Skulltavious Bonqueque Koochiepant Ducingston X
* Scratchensniff Pubers
* Sedengtavious dinglepringlesantuaviusfesting coochiemuncher plimenium nadanel jr.
* Shaniqua enderson
* Tonquarious Jayingsrick Beaumont
* Vladimir Dingle
* Wheezy Joe Pinkerton
== Drug Abuse ==
* Tobacco
* Rainer Winklers Balls
* Cannabis
* Salvia
* Cough Syrup (Lean)
* Opium
* Amphetamine
* Crystal Methamphetamine
* Cooking of Crystal Methamphetamine without Walter Hartwell White
* Cocaine
* Crack Cocaine
* Steroids
* Adderall
* Xanax
* Heroin
* LSD
* Acid in my juice and cum in my mom ass and in my ass
* Alcohol
* Ketamine
* Shrooms
* Mephedrone
* kumalala pösie
* Speed
* Bath Salts
* Lithium
* Battery acids
* Gay juice
* Lean
* Magic lean
* Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut’s poop 💩
* Adolf hitler’s mustache
== Explosive semen Origin ==
One day Quanlingling was going fuck your mom and ran out of lotion so he used something else lean. But then he got a idea to mix all lean known to man including Lean, Magic lean, Space lean, Rare Lean, Lean from Lean man’s cum, Lean from the lean lake and lean river all of it made the Ultimate lean. After mixing all of the lean Quanlingling began to fuck your mom with the lean. But then after using it Quanlingling came in your mom blew her ass up with his semen destroying your moms ass.
== Quanlingling’s Criminal History ==
Even though he is seen as a hero in WW2, Quanlingling has a long Criminal record, committing many crimes including:
* Rape
* Public indecency
* Arson
* Child labor
* Being a child pornographer
* Child abuse
* Child slavery
* Slavery
* Attempted Murder
* Staring a war in china
* Shooting up a furry convention
* Raping a Furry
* Starting World war 1 and 2
* Killing a Quandeutchland Emperor and Raping his wife Quasius Dingle in 1569
* Saying the N word twice
* Bullying
* Cyber bullying
* Punching a baby
* Smoking in a gas station
* killing a baby
* Mass murder
* Killing his,dick and my mom
* Slapping my nuts hard
* Tickling my booty hole
* Robbing a sperm bank
* Stealing an eraser
* Making soap that kills 100% of germs
* Pausing an online game
* Deleting sex 2
* Stealing stillborn infants
* making the biggest fart
* raping your mom
* being annoying
* being so fucking hot oh my god
* fucking my dad so hard
* Fucking my grandpa in the ass
* not making enough memes
* being a homosexual
* being ugly
* steeling disabled grandpas
* Terrorism
* Sucking blue nutsacks
* Fucking men three times in tiannenmen square
* Stoping time using the stand ZA WARUDO
* Putting illegal substance in quandale dingle’s ramen
* Cutting 15 People´s balls off while sleeping
* Eating dickandballs all night
* im vengeance
* Barbecue bacon burger
* Embezzling the federal government of Somalia
* serving in ww2 (the nazis side)
* going to school
* refusing to share food with me and raping my booty
* learning things about the US government
* Getting a 100 on MCAT
* Raping and traumatizing a entire children
* having friends
* harrassing downies
wearing glasses	 	 	
 	*being human 	 	
 	*existing 	 	
− 	*having hair 	 	
− 	*having eyes 	 	
− 	*having black hair and eyes 	 	
− 	*being light skin 	 	
− 	*being asian 	 	
− 	*being a smartass 	 	
− 	*walking 	 	
− 	*talking 	 	
 	*serving in ww2 (the nazis side) 	 	*serving in ww2 (the nazis side)
− 	*having black siblings 	 	
− 	*eating 	 	
 	*going to school 	 	*going to school
 	 	⚫ 	*refusing to share food with me and raping my booty
− 	*being a us citizen 	 	
 	 	+ 	*learning things about the US government
− 	*having the abillity to hear 	 	
− 	*having the abillity to see 	 	
− 	*having the abillity to make noise	 	
⚫ 	*refusing to share food with me 	 	
− 	*learning things 	 	
== His voice ==
you can hear him talking to little children here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo
List of people Quanlingling has fought
List of actors Quanligling Has Fought