FOMO-OPUP/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "FOMO-OPUP".
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(Guy Diamond explains about pop-up parties hosted by Nova Swift have been appearing as the book opens.)
Guy Diamond: Recently, an exciting new craze has arrived in Troll Village.
Troll #1: You’re pretty!
Guy Diamond: Trolls will just be going about their normal day…
Troll #2: What a normal day!
Guy Diamond: … when suddenly…
Nova: Party!
Guy Diamond: … they will find themselves in the middle of a Nova Swift Pop-Up Party! No-one but Nova knows when or where they will happen.
Nova: Party!
Guy Diamond: But if you’re at the right place. At the right time…
Nova: Party!
Guy Diamond: … it’s the experience of a lifetime!
Troll #3: I can die now!
Guy Diamond: Not that I would know. (He throws the book away.) I’ve never been to one!
Chenille: (As Satin lies upside down) Yeah, us neither, man, and it’s giving us a serious case of FOMO… OPUP. (The letters appear underneath Satin, Chenille, Cooper, Biggie, and Guy Diamond.)
Biggie, Cooper, and Guy Diamond: Huh?
Mr. Dinkles: Meep? (Satin sits up straight.)
Satin: Fear of Missing Out on Pop-Up Parties.
Cooper: Oh! I was gonna say Funky Olive Muffins Outshine Opera Pull-Up Pants, but yours makes actual sense. (He laughs while the others groan.)
Poppy: Um… Guys, can we focus? (She is seen on a little hill where some Trolls are using telescopes.) We came out here for Stargazing Club, remember? I mean, I would love to go to a Pop-Up Party, too. But you have so much… FOMO-OPUP, you’re actually MOOTBS. (The letters appear by her.) Missing Out on This Beautiful Sky.
All: Ah!
Guy Diamond: Ah, yes. (He gets off the rock he was sitting on.) The wonders of nature never fail to ease my anxious heart. (DJ Suki appears.)
DJ Suki: (panting) Quick! There’s a Pop-Up Party happening right now! (She runs off yelling.)
Guy Diamond: (Running after DJ Suki) Never mind! Nature’s lame! Biggie, Cooper, Satin, and Chenille run after him screaming.)
Poppy: OK. But if something really cool happens here and you miss it… (A planet eclipses with the sun and gets destroyed behind her.) … don’t come crying to me!
Guy Diamond: (As he and his friends continue running) I can hear the party! Go! It’s just up ahead! (He opens a bush and sees some Trolls cheering. The sound speakers disappear.)
Nova: (Through the microphone) Another Pop-Up Party in the books! That’s a wrap, my little nuggets! (The party decorations disappear. Guy Diamond and his friends are upset.)
All: NOOOOO! (The Trolls are cheering and leaving.)
Troll #4: I never knew a party could be like that. It changed me, man.
Troll #5: I know. I’m gonna go tell my dad I love him. (Guy Diamond, Biggie, Cooper, DJ Suki, Satin, and Chenille run after Nova.)
Guy Diamond: Nova! Please, please, please! We’re dying to attend a Pop-Up Party!
Nova: Dying? That’s awfully dramatic. Go on.
Guy Diamond: Can’t you just tell us when the next one will be?
Nova: Tell you? (laughs) No, my nuggets. The point is to be spontaneous. Telling would rob it of its vil de chelante, which means “vitality” in the language I invented. (As she walks away, Guy Diamond and his friends beg her.)
All: Please, please, please!
Nova: Ooh! Grade-A grovel! But you’ve got to let life happen when it happens, nuggets. After all, a watched party never pops. Now, farewell! (Some balloons fly to her and she grabs them.) Or as only I say, ro ma puati! (Guy Diamond and his friends kneel down and groan. Biggie tries to comfort them.)
Biggie: There, there, guys. I’m sure we’ll experience a Pop-Up Party someday. And even if we don’t, it wouldn’t be the end of the world.
Branch: Wrong, Biggie. You’re so, so wrong.
Guy Diamond: Branch? You were here for the party?
Branch: Yes. And it was… transcendent. (We go to the past where Branch is walking. I was on my way to meet you guys for Stargazing Club when… (A discoball drops and dance music plays. Trolls can be seen dancing and cheering. Bubbles can also be seen floating. Branch sees Mr. Dinkles in a nest and Nova on another discoball. Branch starts dancing and we go back to the present.) You have to attend one. They’re so beautiful. (He starts sobbing.) Sorry. I got to go rethink my life. (He starts to leave.) I… (He runs back and hugs Guy Diamond.) I love you guys! (He cries and walks away again.)
Guy Diamond: He’s right. We have to attend the next Pop-Up Party, no matter what!
DJ Suki: But how? You heard Nova. “A watched party never pops.”
Guy Diamond: Yes, but… what about a party that doesn’t know it’s being watched? (The next day, he comes up with a plan by showing a picture of Nova.) This our mark, Nova Swift. Female, medium height, blonde. Our-
Chenille: Dramatic, brilliant, chic!
Guy Diamond: Our-
Satin: The Troll every Troll wants to be! (Guy Diamond folds his arms.)
Guy Diamond: Our mission: To collect enough covert information to discover the time and location of her next Pop-Up Party.
Biggie: Hear that, Mr. Dinkles?! We’re going to be spies!
Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Biggie: (gasps) You’d rather be an assassin? That got dark in a hurry.
Guy Diamond: First up, Cooper, you put a tail on Nova. (Cooper hides behind a mushroom with a tail in his mouth. Nova is taking notes.)
Nova: Hm. (She kneels down on the ground.)
Guy Diamond: And just so we’re absolutely clear, I don’t mean a literal tail.
Cooper: Hm? Whoopsie! (laughs) I made a mistake! (He hides in a bush.)
Guy Diamond: I mean follow her inconspicuously. (Cooper forms his hair as a barrel and hides behind a mushroom.)
Nova: Hm?
Cooper: Huh? Huh? (He gets out of his hiding place.) My name is Classy McFancington, and I’m inconspicuous!
Nova: Hm. (She walks away and Cooper rolls after her.)
Guy Diamond: Biggie, you’ll be our eyes. (Biggie takes some pictures of Nova taking some purple confetti with orange dots. He then sees a butterfly.)
Biggie: Oh! Butterfly! (He takes some pictures of the butterfly.) Wait. Biggie, don’t lose sight of what’s important. (He puts a yellow hat on the butterfly.) Tiny hats!
Nova: (Walking by as Biggie take smore pictures of the butterfly) Hm.
Guy Diamond: DJ, Satin, Chenille.
DJ Suki, Satin, and Chenille: Huh?
Guy Diamond: We need ears on Nova, which means planting a bug on her. (He shows them a bug.) This bug. (Nova is about to get coffee.)
Satin: Nova!
Chenille: Nova Swift! (She and Satin kneel down.) We adore you!
Satin: I’m freaking out! (She and Satin cry while Nova takes a sip of her coffee.)
Nova: Nuggets. (DJ Suki puts the bug on her shoulder. Later, DJ Suki’s radio plays what Nova’s party plan is.) My next party is going to be the biggest, most mind-blowing yet.
Guy Diamond: Great job, team! Now we just have to hope Nova spills the beans.
DJ Suki: Listen! I think Nova’s talking about the party with Sky Toronto.
Nova: But I need your party supplies. Can you meet me at the village ice cream stand tomorrow? (The camera shows that she and Sky are talking behind each other in chairs.) If no, cough once. If yes, cough 24 times. (Sky starts coughing. Guy Diamond listen to her.)
All: Ooh!
Guy Diamond: The ice cream stand! Now we just need to know the time.
Nova: And the party time will be- (The radio crackles and the Trolls groan.)
DJ Suki: The bug. It went dead. Or it fell asleep. Seriously, they’re so unreliable. (She falls asleep.)
Biggie: What do we do now, Guy?
Guy Diamond: Well, we don’t know exactly when the party’s going to pop up, but we do know where. (At the ice cream stand, He spies on it with binoculars.) It’s time for a stakeout.
DJ Suki: Ooh! This is sweet!
Biggie, Cooper, Satin, and Chenille: Hm. (Their wait ends up until it is dark. Biggie has fallen asleep.)
DJ Suki: Oh, this is torture! We’ve just been waiting around for hours. (She grabs Guy Diamond.) What kind of stakeout is this, man?!
Guy Diamond: The only kind! That’s what a stakeout is!
DJ Suki: Oh. Then I hate stakeouts!
Satin; Yeah, Guy.
Chenille: It’s the pits, man!
Biggie: (As Cooper giggles) Uh… Guys, I’m worried about Cooper. I think he’s gone a little stir crazy. (Cooper is seen shivering.)
Cooper: Bored. So, so bored. I’ve got to be silly. (He takes out some cymbals.) I’ve got to be silly now! (He plays them and Satin and Chenille stop him by pouncing on him.)
Guy Diamond: Shh! Please, guys! (Satin and Chenille try to trap Cooper in their hair.) Just hold it together for a bit longer until we see… (gasps) … Nova! (A Caterbus stops and Nova and some workers come out with party supplies.)
Nova: Unload. We pop in 30 seconds. (Sky gets out of the Caterbus.)
Guy Diamond: Bingo. Team, our FOMO-OPUP just became a thing of the past. (Cooper is heard yelling.) Whoa! C-Cooper, settle down!
Biggie: Shh! Shh!
Cooper: (laughing while getting freed from Satin and Chenille’s hair) Got to be silly! Got to be silly! Got to…
Biggie and Guy Diamond: Shh! (Cooepr pictures Biggie as a whoopee cushion.) Whoopee cushion! (He pounces on Biggie.)
Guy Diamond: Cooper, no! (The Trolls at the ice cream stand run out of the way. Cooper jumps on Biggie’s tummy and Nova gasps.)
DJ Suki, Guy Diamond, Satin, and Chenille: Cooper, no!
Nova: We’re being followed. Scrap the party. We’re blown. (Sky whistles and the workers bring the party supplies back onto the Caterbus.)
Guy Diamond: No, no, no! Please don’t go! Don’t go! (Nova gets on the bus and laughs.)
Nova: Nice try, nuggets!
Guy Diamond: (groans) We were so close! (He coughs from the dust.)
Satin: Well, maybe it’s for the best. This day has been exhausting.
Biggie: Yeah. Plus, Stargazing Club is meeting tonight.
Guy Diamond: Well… (The radio crackles.)
Nova: Couldn’t pop the party there.
DJ Suki: The bug woke up!
Nova: They were onto us. Head to the party backup location!
Guy Diamond: (gasps) Backup location?! The Caterbus is headed to an alternate Pop-Up Party venue! If we follow them… (He looks at the ice cream stand.) … we can still find the party! (He and his friends sneak into the ice cream stand while the owner gives an ice cream to a Troll child.)
Ice Cream Shop Owner: Here you go. (The ice cream bug takes off.) Hey! (Some male Trolls run after the ice cream bug. Guy Diamond is driving.)
Guy Diamond: (yells) Must go to Pop-Up Party! (The ice cream bug goes after the Caterbus while more Trolls run after it. The bug goes up a hill and flies into the air. Satin and Chenille hit the window.)
Satin: Uh-oh! Problem on our six!
Guy Diamond: Huh? (He looks out the window.)
All: Ice cream! Ice cream!
Chenille: No Troll can resist the ice cream song. (A teal Glitter Troll grabs the antenna on the bug.)
Glitter Troll #1: Ice cream! Ice cream! (A light blue and green Glitter Troll climb up with him. A hot pink Glitter Troll reaches the window.)
Glitter Troll #2: I want two scoops of chocolate!
Cooper: (Holding a scoop) Coming right up! (Much more Trolls approach the ice cream bug. Guy Diamond screams and runs back to the wheel. Then he pulls a lever and it causes the ice cream bug to form legs. The Trolls bump into each other and end up in a huge pile.)
Guy Diamond: (cackles) Nothing in our way now! (Some plants grow in the ground and block the bug’s way.)
Plants: Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! (Guy Diamond yells and drives past the plants. He and his friends scream as the ice cream bug falls down a cliff and bounces on the ground. It soon bumps into a rock, knocking them out.)
Guy Diamond: Everyone OK? (The others groan.)
Biggie: Hey, look. We’re back at the Stargazing Club.
Poppy: (Lying with a purple and green Glitter Troll) Here comes Trolley’s Comet. (A comet shoots in the sky.)
Glitter Troll #3 and #4: Yay!
Poppy: It only appears once every few seconds. (The comet reappears.)
Glitter Troll #3 and #4: Yay! (The comet reappears a few more times. Guy Diamond, Biggie, Cooper, DJ Suki, Satin, and Chenille get up.)
DJ Suki: Huh. While we were stressing out about the Pop-Up Party, they were here, actually enjoying themselves. Makes you think, doesn’t it? (Nova’s voice is heard on the radio.)
Nova: 10 minutes from alternate location. Be ready to pop.
Guy Diamond: Well, you heard her, team. There’s still time! So, back in the ice cream bug. We’ll spend all night exhausting ourselves, blindly chasing Nova if we have to! (The others groan.) Or… we could just have fun where we are and stargaze with our friends.
Biggie: Yay!
Cooper, DJ Suki, Satin, and Chenille: Yeah! (The comet reappears a few more times.)
All: Ooh! Ah!
Poppy: This mean you FOMO days are over?
Guy Diamond: Yep. From now on I’m gonna FLITM. (The letters appear under him and Poppy.) Fully Live in the Moment. Besides, Pop-Up Parties are probably best when you least expect them. (The radio crackles.)
Nova: This is it. Closing in on alternative location.
DJ Suki: Wait, what?
Nova: The Stargazing Club! (The Caterbus appears and the party appears. The Trolls start to dance and Nova appears from a discoball.) (On the microphone) Let’s get this party popping, nuggets! (The Trolls start cheering.)
DJ Suki: All right!
Biggie: Yaaaaaaaay! (Satin and Chenille are seen dancing on the sound speakers around bubbles. Mr. Dinkles dances on the ground.)
Mr. Dinkles: Meep-meep! (Cooper laughs as he swings on another discoball. Guy Diamond laughs with joy.)
Guy Diamond: FLITM, guys! FLITM!
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