Apartment Shopping

Apartment Shopping is the third episode of the first season of The Krusty Krab Chronicles. It was written by CinnamonToastGuy.
==Plot==
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob shop for a new apartment for Franklin to reopen his buisness.
==Transcript==
(The episode starts with an establishing shot of the New Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward outside of it)
Mr. Krabs: Thar she blows! Me can’t believe this is our brand new restaurant from now on!
Squidward: I give it a week.
SpongeBob: I GIVE IT FOREVER!!!
(Suddenly Patrick shows up)
Patrick: And I give it a *BUURRPP*
SpongeBob: Patrick? What are you doing here?
Patrick: Well, I just got fired. It was pretty depressing, considering that stuff was so good.
Mr. Krabs: Ya mean...chum, me lad?
Patrick: Hell yeah!
Squidward: Patrick, you do know that chum is ground-up fish, right?
Patrick: Yeah, so what?
SpongeBob: Well, you’re a fish so technically you’re being cannibalistic.
Patrick: I’m not a fish, I’m a starfish. Hey wait a minute…
(Silence)
Patrick: BLEGH!!! I am not a Chum Bucket…also, COULD I PLEASE HAVE A JOB HERE?!?
SpongeBob: But, Patrick, you just got fired.
Patrick: But I was so excited for myself when I realized that I would actually have a job for once! (He starts crying)
Squidward: Well, he blew up that last place real good, I say we move him along before he wrecks this old joint we just bought.
SpongeBob: SQUIDWARD!!! How could you say such a thing?
Squidward: About Patrick or the New Krusty Krab?
SpongeBob: BOTH!!!
Squidward: Alright, alright.
SpongeBob: Don’t worry, Patrick! We’ll teach you the ropes and soon you’ll have a job here in no time! 
Patrick: YAY!!! Patrick am happy!
Mr. Krabs and Squidward: Wait, what?
(Theme Song)
(Cut to Franklin walking up to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward)
Franklin: Uh, hey guys.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, hi there, Franklin! You need anything?
Franklin: Well, maybe...I...could have...a restaurant...too?
SpongeBob: What do you mean?
Franklin: I meant that you could go Apartment shopping for me! However, I can’t drive or walk because I lost my car to a cliff, and the shop is all the way in Shellburg.
SpongeBob: Sounds good to me, how about you guys?
Mr. Krabs: It’s alright with me, me boy.
Squidward: I should’ve stayed home today…
Franklin: Do it for Renee...SHE WAS A VOLKSWAGEN!!!
Mr. Krabs: Let’s go, Krusty Crew!
Squidward: Is that our club name or something now?
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, another word out of you, AND YER FIRED!!!
Squidward: Fine, let’s go.
(The Krusty Crew walks over to the van, hops in, and drives off)
(2 hours later)
Squidward: Well, we’re here. What now?
SpongeBob: SHOP!!!
Mr. Krabs: Follow me, boys!
(They follow Mr. Krabs into the store, they go up to the register)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Tony me boy!
Tony: Krabs! It’s been a while…
SpongeBob: Who’s Tony?
Mr. Krabs: Why, Tony used to work at the old Krusty Krab back in the day!
Tony: Old?
Squidward: We rebranded, apparently.
Tony: Ah, I see. Anyways, what brings you guys here?
SpongeBob: We were trying to buy an apartment for one of our friends! Also, it’s a restaurant.
Tony: Aight, follow me.
(The crew follows Tony further into the shop)
Tony: How about this mansion right here? My grandpa and grandma used to live here!
Mr. Krabs: Looks a bit spooky, but let’s look around it.
SpongeBob: Ok! Coming!
Squidward: I have a bad feeling about this…
(The crew looks around the mansion. Cut to SpongeBob in the living room.)
SpongeBob: Hey, not bad! Wonder what the couch is like…(he sits on the couch, and a spirit flies out as well as some dust) Paranormal.
(Cut to Mr. Krabs in the Kitchen)
Mr. Krabs: This is absolutely HORRIBLE!!! There’s not even a grill here. Maybe if we end up buying it out, I could get some proper equipment. (The same spirit flies behind Mr. Krabs, he looks behind, but he doesn’t see anything and shrugs it off)
(Cut to Squidward in the bedroom)
Squidward: Well, at least I haven’t died yet, maybe we will buy out this place after all. (The same spirit lurks around him, but this time he jumpscares Squidward) AGHHH!!! Guess not, I’d better get downstairs quick and warn the others! (He runs downstairs) I hope they’re okay!
(Cut to Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob in the entryway)
SpongeBob: I hope Squidward’s okay!
Mr. Krabs: Aw, he’s just a big cryba- (He sees Squidward running down the stairs) AAAGGHHH!!! 
SpongeBob: What’s a crybaAAAGGHHH?
Squidward: You guys, I found something up there! I can’t tell if it’s human or not, but whatever it is, we can’t buy this hou-I mean apartment!
SpongeBob: Awww…
Mr. Krabs: Alright, fine.
(They walk out)
Mr. Krabs: *Mutters under his breath* big baby…
Tony: How was it, guys?
Mr. Krabs: We’re passing on that one.
Tony: Alright, how about this one? (He points to an even scarier one)
Squidward: AAGGHH!!!
Mr. Krabs: We aren’t looking for any of the haunted mansion vibes, thank you.
Tony: Totally cool. What about this? (He points to a hawaii themed one)
SpongeBob: Hey, that one’s looks pretty damn-
Mr. Krabs and Squidward: No.
Tony: Not that one either, hm? This? (He points to a party themed one)
Mr. Krabs: Now I could fit into this one pretty-
SpongeBob and Squidward: No.
Tony: Really? Think, Tony, THINK! Oh, I got it. How about this? (He points to a completely normal apartment building)
Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward: YES!!!
Tony: Alright then! I’ll have it ready by tomorrow morning. What’s the address?
SpongeBob: As I recall, it was 316 Kelp City Road.
Tony: Ok then. Have a good day!
SpongeBob: Bye! 
(The crew leaves the store and drives back to Franklin)
Mr. Krabs: Hey Franklin, we got you that apartment!
Franklin: Really? That’s great guys! I can’t thank you enough for-did you just hear that sound?
Mr. Krabs: No.
SpongeBob: I don’t think so…
Squidward: I don’t care.
Franklin: Could that be...RENEE’S HONK? (He runs over to where the sound is coming from) It IS you! Oh honey, I can’t even express how happy I am right now! I promise I’ll never lose you again, now let’s go home. (He gets in Renee and drives off)
SpongeBob: Awww!
Squidward: Yeah, better love story than Twilight, for sure.
Patrick: Hey, what about me, guys?
Mr. Krabs: SON OF A-
(The episode ends.)
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