Watching Alternate Menma Story (Dark Naruto)

This is about the Narutoverse, Menmaverse, Narukoverse, and the fandoms watching the Alternate Menma Story.
==Note==
*Rated R for foul language, nudity, bloody deaths, scary violence, and sensitive backstories.
*1st Horror AU of Naruto.
*Naruto isn't jealous of Menma but instead finds him cool and likes him.
*Menma supports Naruto and comforts him over differences while wanting to encourage him.
*Menma gets a lot of fans for his bad boy attitude and professional behavior while having a sympathetic backstory.
*All Jonins respect Menma for his intelligence and strategy.
*Minato and Kushina are proud of Menma for his skills and would gladly adopt him as their other son.
*Everyone also ships Menma with the alternate Sakura.
==Ships==
*Naruto x Hinata: Thanks to Menma's advice, Hinata gets to win Naruto's heart.
*Menma x Sakura: Just like Naruto x Hinata, these 2 are also shipped together.
==Prologue Part 1: Introducing the Main Characters==
Everyone was gathered for this and got interested in the alternate universe.
The main star Menma Namikaze showed up.
All girls blushed at him and the guys thought he looked cool.
Minato and Kushina smiled at their new son to the family.
(Menma Namikaze: The titular main protagonist of the story. Unlike Naruto, Menma is more of a stoic, ambitious, strategic, dangerous, intelligent, sadistic, intimidating, and mysterious shinobi who is almost like Sasuke but has a more tragic excuse than him. In his world, his father wasn't the Hokage and his parents survived the nine-tails attack but Menma still had the nine tails sealed inside of him and some of the people of the village were more abusive to him, causing him to hate them. He sadly hates pranks and Ichiraku Ramen but does love studying and eating the titular bamboo shoots of the same name. He also inherited his mother's Uzumaki chains. He is sadly not afraid to kill his enemies and works alone. He is also 14 years old at the start of the story and almost looking like Naruto but has black hair, red eyes, retractable sharp teeth, darkened whisker marks, a dark blue jacket with red lines, black undershirt, dark blue pants with a red line on the waist, black fingerless gloves, and black ninja boots. Note: He has 1,000,000 Ryu Bounty on his head but is too not be fought against and all fighters must flee on sight upon encountering him.)
Everyone was surprised by such information about him.
'Interesting.' thought an observing Kakashi.
'So, that's what would happen if we raise him.' thought a curious Fugaku and Mikoto.
"You look cool, Menma." said a grinning Naruto.
"Thanks, Naruto." said a smirking Menma.
"But I'm worried about you working alone." said a worried Kakashi.
"Trust me, I should never trust anyone but myself." said a sighing Menma, earning worried looks.
Everyone got worried to hear that.
'How much do you go through?' thought the worried audience.
'Oh Menma, you need to learn to have a special someone.' thought a sad Kami.
"Also, he's blessed by Yami, who felt bad for him and also hated the village too." said a sympathetic BrandonKR.
(Sakura Haruno: The main deuteragonist of the story and Menma's love interest. Unlike her counterpart, she is a nice, friendly, sweet, pure-hearted, heroic, serious, and loyal kunoichi who doesn't beat on anyone and has a crush on Menma, who originally ignored it but then started accepting it since she's more appropriate about it. In her world, her father was the 4th Hokage and her parents died protecting the village but she was fortunately taken care of by the Uchiha Clan and got to meet Menma there. She also doesn't act like a fan girl because even she hates them and wants to help Menma become nicer by helping him gain acceptance. She also wants to bring peace, believes in teamwork, reprimands Sasuke, and wants to make the world a better place. She even pulls pranks on those that deserve it. She is 13 at the start of the story and is a beautiful kunoichi with pink hair, no big forehead, 1 or 2 cup breasts, red tank top, black shorts, and dark blue ninja sandals. Note: She dislikes how her canon counterpart treats Naruto and wants to reprimand her for acting so abusive.)
All guys blushed at her and all girls got shocked by this.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled a jealous Sakura and Ino at the girl's perfect breast size.
Naruto and Menma both laughed at their reaction but the latter happily sighed at his girlfriend.
"Oh Sakura, how I've missed you." said a smiling Menma.
Everyone said awe at hearing this.
'Young love.' thought a smiling Hiruzen.
'Yay, Menma gets to also bring me grandbabies.' thought an excited Kushina, much to Minato's fondness.
(Sasuke Uchiha: The main tritagonist of the story and the best-friend of Menma and Sakura. Unlike his counterpart, he is a flirty, charming, arrogant, and cocky playboy who flirts with every girl he sees, much to Menma and Sakura's annoyance. However, he is fortunately no traitor and is still a loyal member of the Military Police Force while also hating prejudice and traitors. He also is still faithful to his girlfriend and is just trying to make her jealous. He is a 15-year-old at the start of the story and is a handsome male with black hair and wearing his Road to Ninja outfit while still wielding a katana. Note: Even he's annoyed by canon counterpart for his betrayal and rightfully scolds him for it while questioning how he got forgiven)
Everyone laughed at hearing this Sasuke's personality.
Sasuke just grumbled at this and rolled his eyes at his counterpart calling him out.
(Hinata Hyuga: The bad girl of Konoha and a yandere admirer of Menma, much to even his dismay. Unlike her canon counterpart, she is a rude, vile, cruel, and abusive brat who bullies Sakura for liking Menma, abuses her own sister Hanabi out of jealousy, beats her own father, and is even hated by Kurenai herself. Adults have tried discipling her, to no avail. She is 16 years old at the start of the story and she looks the Road to Ninja Hinata. Note: Even her canon counterpart hates her and is disgusted by her while also restraining her doesn't help and she's also obsessed with Naruto as well.)
Everyone groaned in annoyance at the sight of her, even Hinata herself.
"Oh no, not her." said an upset Hinata.
"I know, Hinata. That girl is a hassle to deal with and she gives you a bad name." said a sighing Naruto.
"Try having to be the object of her obsession." said an annoyed Menma.
"Do you have to deal with her everyday?" asked a worried Kiba.
"Unfortunately, yes. Even in certain areas." said a shivering Menma.
Everyone gave him sympathetic looks.
(Kiba Inuzuka: The cat lover of Konoha and Naruto's self-proclaimed rival, although he's more of a nuisance. Slightly but still unlike his canon counterpart, he is an sexist, arrogant, rude, and irritating cat lover who hates dogs, mostly Akamatsu, and tries to be rivals with Menma for the alpha dog status, which Menma doesn't really care about. He also has a creepy crush on Hinata, much to even her own dismay. Heck, he's so horrible that even his sister is embarrassed by him and doesn't even blame Akamatsu for liking Menma better than this annoying prick. He is 17 years old at the start of the story and he is an annoying looking dude wearing his Road to Ninja look. Note: Even his canon counterpart wants to punch him in the face and feels bad for the other Akamatsu having to have a useless master.)
Everyone rolled their eyes at the sight of that idiotic prick.
"Oh gosh, not him." said an annoyed Kiba.
"I hear ya, man." said an agreeing Menma.
"He still thinks of himself as your rival?" asked a frowning Naruto.
"Unfortunately, he does." said an annoyed Menma.
"Wait, he's sexist?" asked a glaring Kurenai.
"Yeah, he doesn't like the thought of a woman being dominant, wants them staying in the kitchen, doesn't like the thought of lesbian relationships, and even asked Sakura this really rude sexist question once, which I quote "What's for dinner, woman? I'm starving." He lucky she didn't slap him or even castrate him." said an also glaring Menma.
All women were angered to hear this and cracked their knuckles.
All men in the room shook their heads at this in disappointment.
"Kiba, if you act like this, we'll be talking with your mother later." said a glaring Kurenai.
"Yes, ma'am." said a scared Kiba.
(Shino Aburame: The only sane one on his team and an old friend of Menma. He's almost similar to his counterpart but sadly hates bugs, despite Menma always advising him to still keep them for his family's technique. However, he's a good friend and acquittance of the main characters while also being Kurenai's favorite student since he behaves very well. He is 18 years old at the start of the story and he resembles his Road to Ninja outfit but with a gas mask just to hide his identity. Note: His canon counterpart likes him but wishes to advise about using his fear of bugs on enemies and he also knows how to deal with Hinata and Kiba.)
Everyone got spooked by his appearance.
However, Shino frowned at hearing the hatred of bugs.
'It still saddens my that hates bugs so much.' thought a sighing Shino.
(Rock Lee: A crossdresser and good friend of Menma, who considers him a rival instead. Unlike his canon counterpart, he doesn't take training too seriously and knows to take breaks but he's also a crossdresser who is comfortable wanting to look like a girl, which Menma and Sakura accept him for. However, he usually gets discriminated against for this but doesn't let it get to him and is always trusted to warn Menma of any wrongdoings. He is 13 years old at the start of the story and wears a robed t-shirt, black pants, orange ninja boots, a headband, fluffy black hair with a ponytail, and does almost look like a girl. Note: Even his canon counterpart mistook him for a girl, much to Naruto and even Menma's amusement.)
Everyone got shocked that a boy looks that beautiful.
Naruto and Menma laugh at remembering Lee's reaction.
"Now that I think about it, I wonder how male enemies would react to this." said a grinning Lee.
Everyone stopped at this before laughing at this thought.
"Oh man, I can't wait for that reaction." said a smirking Menma, earning nods from everyone.
Many people smile at him for still having a sense of humor.
(Tenten: Still a weapons lover and one of Lee's teammates. Unlike her canon counterpart, she's very clumsy with weapons but still trusted by others and kindly accepts Lee's crossdressing, much to his gratitude. However, she doesn't usually take the kunoichi thing too seriously and sometimes goofs around but is fortunately not a fangirl. She is 14 years old at the start of the story and is now wearing a red Chinese dress with twin tails on her hair. Note: Her canon self is embarrassed by this.)
Tenten looked down in embarrassment at this.
However, Naruto noticed and patted her on the back in comfort, much to her gratitude.
Lee and Neji sighed at Tenten's reaction to this.
Tsunade felt bad for the poor girl.
(Neji Hyuga: The creep of his team and number 3 nuisance of the Leaf Village, behind Hinata and Kiba. Unlike his canon counterpart, he is an immature pervert is hated by everyone for using his abilities to peep on women. He's even banned from 12 bathhouses in all the nations except for the one in his village and he even peeps on Hinata, who actually has every right to hate him. He is 15 years old at the start of the story and looks like his Road to Ninja self. Note: The Canon Neji hates this guy very much and wants to use his jutsu on the groin.)
Everyone got annoyed to see him, especially Menma and Neji.
"Neji, have I ever told you how much I hate your counterpart?" asked an annoyed Menma.
"Don't worry, I hate him too." said an also annoyed Neji.
(Ino Yamanaka: Sakura's best friend and leader of Team 10. Unlike her canon self, she doesn't care about her looks nor diet but instead takes shinobi work very seriously and doesn't have a rivalry with Sakura. She is 16 years old at the start of the story and she looks like her Road to Ninja self. Note: She scolded her canon self for her way of thinking.)
Sakura and Ino fist bump each other.
(Shikamaru Nara: The village buffoon. Unlike his canon self, he isn't lazy but isn't intelligent either and acts like a childish idiot, much to his team's annoyance. However, Menma tolerates him and his teammates find the guy funny. He is 17 years old at the start of the story and he wears a long-sleeved version of his jacket, almost looking like Shikadai. Note: His canon self was embarrassed by him and considered him troublesome.)
Everyone laughed at this.
Shikamaru sighed at this and muttered troublesome.
Temari was having a blast at this while holding her ribs.
Shikadai was glaring at his laughing friends.
(Choji Akimichi: A very determined guardian with a strict code. Unlike his canon self, he is very stoic and takes his work seriously while reprimanding Shikamaru for his foolishness and respecting Menma's loner status. He is 18 years old at the start of the story and he is wearing Choji's future outfit. Note: He respect his canon self but wants him to chill down on the meat.)
Choji liked his canon self and respected his strict attitude, so did everyone.
(Kakashi Hatake: Menma's sensei and mentor. Unlike his canon self, he is never late and doesn't play favorites but is still strict on teamwork and doesn't fool around. He also hates Obito Uchiha this time for good reason and is distant from his sensei.
==Chapter 1: Menma's Team==
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