The Fartmaster Commercial

This commercial aired on Cartoon Network between Season 2 episodes of Class of 3000, especially during the marathons, "Sing Along With Sunny" and "Out Of Tune Toons." Narrated by Tara Sands, it features the Westley kids using their Fartmaster keychains to make each other pretend to fart at the pull of a finger; there are also wisecracks from the kids after they make their signature farting noise.
== The Script ==
* SETTING: Westley Jr. High
* TARA SANDS: Introducing The Fartmaster by Excalibur!
* WE SEE: Li'l D pulling Madison's finger; with her Fartmaster keychain hidden behind her back, she does her famous "Standard" fart and blushes.
* MADISON: Roses are red, violets are blue, it wasn't me, so I blame YOU! (pointing to Kim)
* TARA SANDS: It's the other end of the spectrum!
* WE SEE: Madison pulling Kim's finger; with her Fartmaster keychain hidden in her hand, she does her famous "Nervous" fart and blushes.
* KIM: Tee-hee, that wasn't me 'cause Philly Phil farted! (pointing to Philly Phil)
* TARA SANDS: Never silent, always deadly!
* WE SEE: Kim pulling Philly Phil's finger; with his Fartmaster keychain hidden in his hand, he does his famous "Power" fart while making a goofy face.
* PHILLY PHIL: (guffawing) That's a real tushy-tickler!
* TARA SANDS: There are six hilarious farts to let loose and blame on others!
* WE SEE: Philly Phil pulling Kam's finger; with his Fartmaster keychain hidden in his hand, Kam does his famous "Ripper" fart while making a funny face.
* KAM: Ow, my eye!
* TARA SANDS: It's great for anytime you want to let loose and be wacky!
* WE SEE: Kam pulling Tamika's finger; with her Fartmaster keychain hidden behind her back, Tamika does her famous "Cough-Fart" while making a kooky face.
* TAMIKA: Excuse me!
* TARA SANDS: Let 'er rip any time of day with The Fartmaster!
* WE SEE: Tamika pulling Eddie's finger; with his Fartmaster keychain hidden in his hand, Eddie does his famous "Wet" fart while raising his leg as high as he possibly can.
* EDDIE: I thought I heard quacking!
* TARA SANDS: It's fun for every prankster!
* WE SEE: Eddie pulling Li'l D's finger; with his Fartmaster keychain hidden in his hand, Li'l D does all 6 farts while bent over, then comes back up to a normal position.
* Li'l D: That worked the kinks outta my keister!
* TARA SANDS: The Fartmaster Keychain, only by Excalibur!