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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 27, 2018
Episode Copyrighted: 2018
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The story starts with Sandy walking by and deciding to enter the Krusty Krab. When she enters, she finds Squidward up in the crows nest with vomit all over his shirt with a bucket of it next to him. SpongeBob is in the register boat with a high fever and Mr. Krabs scampers out, also sick but worrying about something else. Sandy approaches Lincoln.
Sandy Cheeks: Linky?
Lincoln Loud: Oh hey, Sandy. I would love to talk but my fever is at 103. *hacks up a cough*
Sandy Cheeks: How’d y'all sea creatures get this sick?
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob got a mixture of the Suds, Measles and Sniffles from one of my sisters at a family gathering and he sort of uhhh… spreaded it.
Squidward Tentacles: Thanks a lot! Jerkoln!
Squidward then vomits in a bucket and feels like he is going to keel over.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks Mr. Lincoln! Now we are too sick to get me formuler back from Plankton!
Sandy Cheeks: Plankton stole the formula?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: And Master Lox?!
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! They did! Creaton always strikes when we are the most vulnerable. I wouldn’t be surprised if he made these illnesses spread to SpongeBob and Lincoln for us.
Mrs. Puff: *enters the restaurant out of breath*
She was chasing Master Lox and Plankton and failed
Mrs. Puff: I ran out of breath Eugene, for somebody that is so tiny, he can surely scurry away! Perhaps I should’ve taught PE instead of Boating.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Mrs. Puff! *coughs*
Mrs. Puff: Stay away from me you Measle Brain!
Lincoln Loud: No no, he's my friend! *coughs*
Pearl then walks in.
Pearl Krabs: Daddy! Daddy!
Mr. Krabs: What Pearlie? *coughs*
Pearl Krabs: *hands him some medicine* Here is that medicine your doctor prescribed for you.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks darling.
Sandy Cheeks: Wait! You said Plankton has the formula. So what are we doing?!
Squidward Tentacles: Just loitering like a bunch of bozos heads. *sneezes and vomits all over the crows nest* FISHPASTE!
Lori Loud: Aw, poor Squidward. He is sick.
Sandy Cheeks: I know. *gets an idea* So let's do something!
Mrs. Puff: Do what?
Sandy Cheeks: Stop the nasty little bugger across the street from making ripoffs of The Krabby Patty!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh my.
Mr. Krabs: Oh my indeed. With what army? My Chills Syndrome won’t let me, the boy has his suds and whatever and Squidward is a vomiting time bomb.
Sandy Cheeks: The girls club! Me, Mrs. Puff, Pearl and Loud Sisters!
Slide transition to the Loud House. Before Lori could turn on the tv, Leni grabbed the remote from her hand just the same.
Leni Loud: Fashion Fallout, here I come!
Lori Loud: Leni! I had the remote first!
Leni Loud: Sorry, but, like, I dare not miss a single episode.
Lisa Loud: Not in your life. Besides, there's a documentary on stem cell research to enjoy.
Luna Loud: In your dreams! The Mick Swagger concert is way more awesome than that.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Not during the big game!
Lola Loud: Not before my Pageant show!
Lana Loud: Not before my Penguin show!
Luan Loud: Not during the Ellie show!
Lucy Loud: *stoic voice* Not before Vampire of Melancholia.
Grandma SquarePants: And Grandma SquarePants! Hello SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Grandma! *coughs*
Mr. Krabs: Pfft….. Feminists. *walks away while hacking up a severe cough*
Sandy Cheeks: *approaches Grandma SquarePants* You will help us get the formula back from Plankton?
Grandma SquarePants: Of course! It is my good nature too! Speaking of! SpongeBob, it is time for the kissy kissy!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey Grandma. *coughs*
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: Oh my, you're sick.
Yellow Rectangle: I know.
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: *walks to the girls*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh Grandma, uh.
Grandma SquarePants: Don’t uh me! Since you were 2, the magical kissy kissy always healed the common sickness.
Squidward Tentacles: Ooh! SpongeBob's got an old girlfriend! Aha! Aha! *vomits in the bucket*
Lori Loud: It's Yellow's Grandma.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh ok.
Grandma SquarePants: *plants a huge kiss on SpongeBob's forehead*
Pearl Krabs: Heehehehe!
SpongeBob's cheeks turn red in embarrassment.
Grandma SquarePants: Okay, I’m ready.
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: I'm ready.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Good… Mrs. Puff?
Mrs. Puff: As long as there is no running involved, then yea, I guess.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Excellent… Pearl?
Pearl Krabs: Do I have to?!
Mr. Krabs: *opens my office door* Yes! *coughs*
He then closes it.
Pearl Krabs: Ughh! Fine!
Sandy Cheeks: To the Chum Bucket! Stealthily!
Sandy Cheeks, Mrs. Puff, Pearl Krabs, Grandma SquarePants, exit the Krusty Krab and begin sneaking to the Chum Bucket.
Time card reading "Meanwhile...."
French Narrator: Meanwhile....
Plankton: Finally!!! I have stolen the Krabby Patty Secret Recipe!
Karen Plankton: *rolls in* You sure you did? Did you make sure you checked for the not formula first or how about Mr. Krabs’ shopping list?
Lord Master Lox: If Plankton did get the shopping list, I hope that computer is on it, so we can shut up that virus that is your stupid mouth! Now shut up! It is time to reverse engineer a Krabby Patty with my inator!
Pearl Master Lox: What do you mean? Can Plankton just open the bottle and look at the recipe?
Plankton: The recipe needs to be solved in its native Gibberish language. Once Master Lox reverses engineer the patty, I will have decoded the formula to make it more like Spongecake does!
Karen Plankton: Boring.
Pearl Master Lox and Karen Plankton: *rolls away, being bored of Master Lox and Plankton's statement*
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *makes dirty faces behind her back*
Master Lox and Plankton are imitating a laser shooter before going back to the plan. Mrs. Puff had overheard from the outside.
Sandy Cheeks: Hey Lori, We’re going with the girls!
Lori Loud: Wow, Sounds like fun. *grabs the car key and stands by the door* Come on girls!
The rest of the girls come scrambling downstairs and they were very excited.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What were they saying Mrs. Puff?
Mrs. Puff: Something about engineering and Gibberish. Maybe decoding as well?
Sandy Cheeks: Perhaps he is trying to reverse engineer either a patty or the formula.
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: I say patty.
Pearl Krabs: And I say that I need to leave now so I can meet Billy Fishkins at the Dance Festival!
Sandy Cheeks: Pipe down! Don’t want Plankton hearing us.
Pearl Krabs: Whatever.
Mrs. Puff: *looks back in the window*
Leni Loud: What are they doing now?
Mrs. Puff: Ssh!
Plankton gets out a sample of some patty he had stolen along with the formula with Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Hey Karen! Get the Krabby Patty Analyzer ready!
Karen Plankton: And our court date for divorce!
Lord Master Lox: GET THE ANALYZER!!!
Karen Plankton: Hesitate….. beat down… hesitate.  *gets the analyzer ready*
Lord Master Lox: Analyzer! Analyze!
Karen Plankton: Master Lox- 20% Loser, 20% Lightweight, 20% Stinky, 20% Bipolar and 20% Hot Gas.
Lord Master Lox: NO!!!
Pearl Krabs: Yes!!!
Plankton: The Krabby Patty Sample! Analyze it!
Karen Plankton: Sample - ?????? Huh?
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *facepalms*
Plankton: *sighs*
Lord Master Lox: Worthless sack of junk, bolts and rust! *vaporizes the analyzer with my inator while throwing a fit*
Mrs. Puff: *observes* He just destroyed whatever that contraption was with his inator.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What contraption?
Mrs. Puff: Ana… something.
Grandma SquarePants: Analyzer?
Lori Loud: Yeah.. I literally think.
Lola finally has had enough standing around.
Lola Loud: This is taking too long! Sooner Billy Fishkins comes by! The better! *busts open Master Lox's Lair doors like a battering ram.
Sandy Cheeks: LOLA!!!! YOU MORON!!!
Lord Master Lox: WHAT THE?! Hey! Those doors cost me my life savings since Science School!
Plankton: FIX THE DOOR, YOU MORON!!!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh forget it… anyways… Plankton, you little bugger! Give us back the Krabby Patty Formula or we will unleash a whole load of “Hay Yah!” on you!
Plankton: WHAT?!
Mrs. Puff: Nobody steals from my cheapskate boyfriend!
Grandma SquarePants: Or my frycooking grandson!
Pearl Krabs: Billy Fishkins!!!!
Lord Master Lox: *gets out my laser ray* Let's make this quick. *fires a laser beam at Sandy*
She deflects it with her magnetic watch and the beam is sent into Plankton's antenna massager. Plankton rages with fury.
Plankton: *angrily* NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT!!
Lord Master Lox: *angrily* I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS!! I'M PRETTY EVIL!! ROBOTS ATTACK!! *sends out some more attacks including robots*
Sandy Cheeks: Hay Yah! *karate chops one of the robots in half*
Mrs. Puff: *destroys the other one by bodying it while puffing up in defense*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *destroys more robots with my feet*
Luan Loud: *sprays the robots with water on my flower and laughs*
Plankton: *attempts to mind control Lola*
Lola Loud: *bites Plankton's antennae*
Plankton: OW!
Lola Loud: That's for taking away another minute of my social life!
Lord Master Lox: *gets mad* YOU DID THIS TO PLANKTON!!! NOW I'M MAD!!!
Grandma SquarePants and Grandma Yellow Rectangle: *walks up to Master Lox with a cane and looks helpless*
Lord Master Lox: You think you can stop me Grannies?! You can’t even stop your age! You have been an old bat!
Grandma SquarePants and Grandma Yellow Rectangle: *rises into the air and seems to inhibit some sort of meditation power* Granny Power! *sends some shockwaves onto Master Lox which spins and twists him around*
Lord Master Lox: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *lands into some electrical equipment and is shocked and sent into a chair
Mrs. Puff: *straps and traps him in with Plankton*
Lord Master Lox: ARRRRGGHHGHHH!!!!
Sandy Cheeks: *approaches him*
Lord Master Lox: Uhhh, what are you going to do to me?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yellow's Grandma........ Story time?
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: I feel in the mood for it.
Pearl Krabs: I’ll be outside.
Mrs. Puff: Same.
Loud Sisters except for Leni and Lynn: *goes outside with Pearl, Mrs. Puff and Grandma*
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: *takes a seat next to Master Lox. So what do you want to hear first? How I watched a motion picture for the first time, my first dance, the city of Oil Spill Memoirs, the Civil War, or…..
Lord Master Lox: AAAH! Okay! You win! Pearl and Karen! Give them the formula and get me out of here before this old skeleton puts me to sleep!
Karen Plankton: *pushes Pearl* I got it! *hands Lynn the formula* Master Lox and Plankton lose. Now can they have our marriage?
Lord Master Lox: Can it, Zip it, and Shut it!
Plankton: Well, this stinks!
Lord Master Lox: *angrily* YOU'LL REGRET THIS! CURSE YOU ALL!
They leave.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Success does not rest!
The slide transition cuts to The Krusty Krab, the boys are beginning to feel better and converse with the girls.
Lincoln Loud: *after sipping a milkshake* You girls sure know how to really defeat the most evil menace in town. Might even be better than us.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Thank you Stink– Um mean, Lincoln!
Sandy Cheeks: Thank you Lincoln!
Mr. Krabs: Nobody is better than me money!
Lisa Loud: Ahem..
Mr. Krabs: Except you darlin, arrgh, arrgh!
Pearl Krabs: I’m going! See which shred of social life I still have! *runs out of the Krusty Krab crying*
Lola Loud: Drama Queen.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go get some Ice Cream!
All: YAY!!!
Leni Loud: *excited* Ice Cream!
Squidward Tentacles: I hate everyone!
Grandma SquarePants: Kissy Kissy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Later!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey Grandma!
Grandma Yellow Rectangle: Aww, Yellow! Thank you Yellow!
Yellow Rectangle: Grandma, you're the best!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Grandma SquarePants, Yellow, Red, Blue, Orange, Pink, Green, Purple, White, Black, Brown Rectangle, Grandma Yellow Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily Loud: *exits to go to Ice Cream Palace*
Patrick Star: *exits the Krusty Krab bathroom with toilet paper stuck to my foot* What’d I miss? *runs* Guys, wait up!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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