Flying Purple Cup (trophy)

The illustrious Flying Purple Cup is made of almeran. Crafted in times immemorial by the most skilled artisans of the land, it can actually fly due to science and magic. Its market price is higher than you and your mom combined. It’s 70 centimetres high and weighs a fucking metric shitton. During Second World War, Countess Henrietta de Purpleux-Hippostein hid it in her own bra for 5 years, which saved it from being captured by Hitler. It smells faintly of monkey feces because we apparently give it out to every bum who plays AoM better than us.
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