The Most Recent Vocaloid Update Ever

LOLA: Hey, guys, I'm Vocaloid Lola and right next to me is my married spouse Leon.
LEON: We have an update to say that more Vocaloids have their voicers already solved by someone else and not Kimberly Jordan, I suppose.
LOLA: Still not all Zero-G Vocaloids have their voicers revealed. We seem to be the only couple that is submerged by this same mystery.
LEON: Yeah, I guess we do.
Tonio: Tell it to my wife. She has her voicer already solved, but not mine. Who is going to solve it for me?
Cyber Songman: That's not the only Vocaloid company to bear it. I represent Yamaha USA, specifically.
VY1 Mizki: Bplats has it too. I'm a little anxious my cheeks are about to blush like hearts beating even 30 times faster!
VY2 Yūma: But luckily, Mizki and I are the only couple in our company who are just like that.
VY1 Mizki: W-we still have our anonymous seiyuus they never inserted their names for years!
VY2 Yūma: It's OK, my blossom, it'll all soon be figured out.
Oliver: As the only Vocaloid from PowerFX, I have a voicer who's name is not yet revealed.
Tonio: I can't stay calm any longer. How will we gentlemen ever get better if our voicers are unsolved?
Cyber Songman: I think my DJ can change our feelings.
Uni: Hey, everybody, I've got good news to tell you...
LOLA: Yes, Uni?
LEON: What is it?
Uni: I'm gonna have a boyfriend who's possibly in the same Vocaloid company as mine-- it's ST Media! Whoever he is, I wanna kiss him~
LOLA: Oh, I see you're very excited for him.
Mizki: Why not?
LEON: The gender ratio is trying to get in balance, that's for sure.
Yūma: Yeah, it sorta surprises me a little.
Tonio: Well, in that case, I'll prepare his arrival party for the time he is released.
Cyber Songman: And what is a party without music?
Amy: A party? Oh, I have no idea about the one that celebrates the arrival of the next Korean Vocaloid.
Kaori: Neither have I. My other half Ken and I represent Yamaha International. So, it's not only Japan, but some other countries, right?
Ken: Yeah, it's a male just like me!
Chris: And me as well; from these days on, USA and Japan make a great team in YI.
Oliver: Um, I think we shall hold it for that. In the meantime, would you like to take a look at James? He's my pet bird.
LOLA: I positively love to~
Mizki: So do I~
LEON: Of course, Oliver, I haven't seen him for ages.
Yūma: Neither have I.
Uni: Did you say pet bird? Oh, boy, I never have felt his feathers before. Let me touch him!
Tonio: James is a very nice name for a pet bird. I wish I can listen to him chirping all day if there is too much silence in my home.
Cyber Songman: Guess I'll take a break looking at him then.
Amy: Well, y'all, that young blond guy kinda means the party of the MKV's arrival, if I understood what it means.
Kaori: Male Korean Vocaloid? I guess we'll wait for him while we take a look at Oliver's feathery pet.
Ken: OK~
Chris: I second that.
LOLA: Aw, those feathers are so soft~!
LEON: I know, my dear, we really adore that pretty bird...
(all talking to Oliver at once)
Mayu: Hi, Oliver, I just came back after my first attempt to ask some computer users who provided my voice, but there is still no answer.
Oliver: That's OK, Mayu, I still have my pet bird James whom everyone else really admires. Would you like to touch him?
Mayu: Sure. That would make me feel better.
LOLA: How did she come back, Leon?
LEON: Guess she just gave up after waiting too much for an answer to her voice provider.
Uni: Why the long eyelashes, Mayu-chan? I can send you a glass of strawberry milk to make you feel better if you like.
Tonio: Or you can have a cup of tea with me since my wife had left this set.
Mizki: I can give you my fan dance by performing it.
Yūma: My traditional sword dance can make your attention.
Amy: Chris and I can show you our favorite video we want you to watch with us.
Chris: That's right.
Kaori: Everyone, don't get too excited. Mayu-sama has already made her choice.
Cyber Songman: Yo, babe, I can make a remix of one of the crossover soundtrack tunes with Ken here.
Ken: You said it, Cynan~
(most Vocaloids talking at once and James chirps flying away in panic)
Oliver: James! *starts chasing his frightened bird* Where are you going?!
LOLA: Sorry, my fans, too many of these Vocaloids all gave Mayu their suggestions at once even as she accepted Oliver's. She's getting confused, so I'll take her to find Oliver and his pet bird James. *takes Mayu's hand* Don't worry, Mayu, I promise you can touch that bird again once he's found. *takes Mayu chasing Oliver* I'll help you find him, Oliver!
LEON: In the meantime, you can choose any video clip to entertain yourself. Lola and I will help Oliver find James after we take Mayu to someplace quiet. We'll see you later~ *runs after Lola, Mayu and Oliver chasing James*
(remaining Vocaloids continue squabbling, except Kaori)
Kaori: STOP IT, EVERYONE! *silence amongst other Vocaloids* Look, I understand your suggestions, but Mayu-chan had just already accepted Oliver's. She's touched his bird once, so she will do it again, and my suggestion is that we can save yours for the future. Now, it's time to let her be. Perhaps she will try them all somewhere else.
Uni, Tonio, Mizki, Yūma, Amy, Ken, Chris & Cyber Songman: Sorry, Kaori...
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