America!

"America!" is the third episode of Around The Globe.
==Transcript==
*[SpongeBob and Patrick get out of the plane]
*Patrick: Ahhh....sweet sweet poison!
*SpongeBob: Let's get a hotel room, and no more drinking poison!
*Patrick: Ohhh, okay...
*Patrick: [Patrick throws the shopping bag of poison into the plane]
*[SpongeBob gets his phone out and books a hotel room, calls a doctor oh and plays Cut the rope]
*[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out the airport and go to the streets of A city miles from NYC]
*[SpongeBob whistles]
*SpongeBob: Taxi!
*[A taxi comes out of nowhere and SpongeBob and Patrick get in it]
*SpongeBob: To Shell Rock hotel!
*[Taxi Screeches off to Shell Rock Hotel]
*Half an hour later
*[The taxi screeches to a halt at the hotel]
*Patrick: Well done my good sir!
*[Patrick gives the taxi driver a sand dollar]
*Taxi driver: errrr, thanks?
*Patrick: You're welcome!
*[SpongeBob gets the suitcases out of the boot]
*[The taxi zooms off]
*[SpongeBob gets in the hotel and gets the key to the room]
*SpongeBob[in mind]: Ohhhh I haven't seen Patrick being this posh before!
*[SpongeBob gives the bellboy the bags]
*[SpongeBob and Patrick run to their room]
*Bellboy: Your welco...ahhhhh!
*[Bellboy falls and groans]
*Bellboy: I need to retire..
*[SpongeBob and Patrick get in the Lift]
*[Lift groans to their level]
*[The Lift breaks down]
*SpongeBob: Oh tarter sauce
*[SpongeBob kicks Lift]
*[The Lift bursts into life and then dies again]
*[light bulb appears on SpongeBob's head]
*SpongeBob: Wait, kick the Lift Patrick!
*[SpongeBob and Patrick kicks the Lift multiple times]
*[The lift fires back into life]
*[SpongeBob and Patrick get out of the Lift]
*[SpongeBob opens the room door]
*[SpongeBob Sees a messy room]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, stay outside for a minute, don't go anywhere
*Patrick: ok?
*[SpongeBob closes the door and gets the cleaning equipment out]
*SpongeBob: Time for a spring clean!
*1 hour later
*[SpongeBob opens the door]
*SpongeBob: Patrick I'm....hey, where's he gone?
*Patrick: SpongeBob! Up here!
*[SpongeBob runs up the metal stairs to the roof]
*[SpongeBob runs over to Patrick]
*[A beautiful sunset appears over NCY]
*SpongeBob: It's beautiful!
*[SpongeBob looks down]
*[SpongeBob runs back to the room, screaming]
*2 hours later
*[Patrick and SpongeBob are in a KFC]
*[SpongeBob is Sulking]
*[Patrick is in a line]
*[Patrick orders 1 KFC kids meal and a adult meal]
*Patrick: Here you go!
*[Patrick gives SpongeBob the kids meal]
*[SpongeBob is still sulking]
*SpongeBob: You can have it.
*Patrick: Suit yourself
*[Patrick eats both Meals]
*Patrick: You need to stop being scared of heights, so I booked skydiving in Orlando!
*[SpongeBob screams and runs to the room, with Patrick following]
*[SpongeBob jumps off the balcony on to a parked car]
*Patrick: Good job! Next time use a parachute!
*[SpongeBob repeats the same thing for 4 hours]
*[Patrick comes out in his Pajamas]
*Patrick: Could you please get some sleep! I need sleep you need sleep!
*[Early next morning]
*[Bellboy goes to his car]
*Bellboy: Time to get a new....WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!
*[Patrick gets up]
*Patrick: Where's SpongeBob?
*[Horn honks outside]
*SpongeBBob: Patrick! Come down!
*[Patrick signs out and runs to SpongeBob]
*SpongeBob: I bought a caravan!
*Patrick: Awwww, we could have got an RV!
*SpongeBob: I can't, now I will have to work overtime at the Krusty Krab!
*Patrick: Ohhh
*[SpongeBob and Patrick get in]
*[SpongeBob gets a map out]
*SpongeBob: Before we go...let's check out places here!
*[SpongeBob and Patrick mark out places to go]
*SpongeBob: Okay, Let's go!
*[The car zooms off]
*Narrator: What will happen? Where will they go? Find out in part 2 of Around the Globe!
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