Andy Griffith

You wanna talk about Andy Griffith? Man, that guy is old.
How old is Andy Griffith? He is so old his memory is in black-and-white!
That Andy Griffith is so old, his first car was a chariot.
Did I say that he was old? So old, in fact, his copy of The Bible is autographed!
Andy Griffith is so old, his birth certificate expired.
Hey, I love this guy. He also starred in The Andy Griffith Show and Salvage One. Let's give Andy Griffith a big hand, ladies and gentlemen! At his age, he needs it!
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