Ground Monsters

The Ground Monsters are a peculiar species and are minions of the Dig-Its who spy on whoever goes near them underground. A typical Ground Monster's appearance is basically a strange beanbag-like creature with a mouth and arms. They lack eyes, but still possess their visionary sense. 
They were created in the deep depths of the Dig-It Dungeon on February, 23rd 2002 when the Dig-Its decided they wanted more individuals to join their already cumbersome cult, and wanted to create a new species known as the Ground Monsters who would roam the depths of planets. 
The Ground Monsters are known to be rather dangerous and must be handled with caution, otherwise they'll whack you in the face with a shovel, and it'll hurt. The Ground Monsters love to kill people and chew on their flesh whenever they see anybody, who they'll eventually shoot with their ultra-powered guns, which they carry around in their fat, Ground Monster pockets that are quite hard to access. They also enjoy helping on the composition on songs that the Dig-Its write, although their song writing is very poor. It is suspected they may have helped work on writing the weakly-written Worms Rule, a song so crappy it was never released to the public. Although society believes their skills are poor, they do whatever their weak-minded stupid brains tell them to, that is to believe that they are superior in the art of Everything. 
The Ground Monsters also enjoy stealing and driving around in the cars of random, unknown people that likely Nobody cares about, committing acts of vehicular manslaughter. The Police have tried to catch them but they still have not succeeded in this yet. Very rarely are the Ground Monsters ever given consequences by Twiba due to the fact that in her eyes, they do good in everything they try. The Ground Monsters have also conquered several planets, and often lurk around in private property quite often. So you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming, to town.
== Theme Song ==
The Ground Monsters are so proud of what they are, they wrote a song about themselves, and this is how it goes:
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
We are the Ground Monsters! The Ground Monsters, the Ground Monsters! 
This one lyric is repeated a total of approximately 69,420,928,311 times!
==Trivia==
*They may be working for Mecha Kummipea secretly instead of the Dig-Its as they appear in a level with him in Obey Gummy Bear, Destroy Kummipea!.
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