The Cretins (Dimension-320)

In Dimension-320, a group of super-powered individuals, named the Cretins, band together and took down evil. Most of the variants of these heroes are either popular youtubers, or tiktok stars. Members of this group include The Avocado (Nick Perry), Weird Paul (Paul Petroskey) and Groovy Yuvi (Yuval Shem-Tov). 
== History ==
=== The Groovy Yuvi Movie ===
Yuval Shem-Tov was just a regular children's entertainer, or so he thought. Little did Yuval know, but he was actually an alien from another galaxy, sent to Earth to protect the people of the planet. Eventually, Yuval came to understand his true purpose, and became the hero known as Groovy Yuvi. At this same time, a villain began to rise, named Mr.Tomato. He was threatening to flood all of New York City with tomato paste. Groovy Yuvi quickly made his way to Mr.Tomato and put a stop to his evil deeds. 
=== Weird Paul's Excellent Adventure ===
Paul Petroskey was always known as an outcast, but he didn't care. He enjoyed his weirdness, and made it his personality. This was met with great approval, when ancient beings from far in the future appeared to him one day, and asked him to help them on a righteous journey throughout time. He agreed, and he went on an epic quest, meeting past presidents, celeberties, and in the end, was able to stop a time-travel attack in the present day. As a token of their appreciation, the ancient beings gave Paul a suit of armour which could allow him to travel throughout time. 
=== The Avocado: Water Weight ===
In early 2014, Nick Avocado was doing one of his regular mukbangs, when he accidently consumed an infected batch of spicy noodles. He fell ill for days, but eventually gained his health back. Later, while filming a mukbang, Nick began to cry, as he usually did, except this time he felt stronger. He came to the conclusion that when he felt a strong emotion, he gained more strength. He used this as a way to steal more food for his mukbangs. His husband Orlin grew increasingly concerned. And after a lengthy argument, Orlin divorced Nick. This made Nick so sad, his immense power began to inflate him as he ran through the streets, destroying anything in his path. The military was eventually brought in, and they used Orlin as a ploy to get Nick to calm down. This worked, and Nick was put in jail. 
=== Air Soft Fatty ===
During 2014, Air Soft Fatty was making fun videos with his friends, but he soon saw the internet wasn't a big fan of his. This upset Air Soft Fatty, and made him quit filming videos for good. This was until a youtuber by the name of IDubbbz asked to do a video together. This made Air Soft Fatty very happy, and he agreed to do it. But after the video was published, Air Soft Fatty saw that IDubbbz just wanted to make fun of him. This made Air Soft Fatty upset, and he made his way to IDubbbz' home. There, he found out that IDubbbz was actually a part of a larger group called The Dubbbz. Before Air Soft Fatty could leave to inform the public, he was beamed into a spaceship. There, he met the true IDubbbz, who yelled at him for ever thinking about coming to his home. Air Soft Fatty didn't care and ran away and hid. He realized he couldn't be a coward and found a weapon of light, and began to attack the Dubbbz. In the end, Air Soft Fatty lost, but was able to knock out the ships central control panel, and right before the ship crashed, he beamed himself back home. 
=== The Cretins: Ronzilla ===
Taking place only moments after the events of Air Soft Fatty, when the ship that held the Dubbbz crashed, the ships defense mechanism deployed, a giant robot named Ronzilla. Luckily, Weird Paul knew of this coming attack, and formed the Cretins. A superpowered team consisting of Groovy Yuvi, Weird Paul, Air Soft Fatty and Nick Avocado. The team came together and took down the robot. In the end the group disbanded, but agreed to form if they ever needed to again. Nick Avocado was given a pardon, and was officially let out of jail. 
=== The Groovy Yuvi Movie Twoovie ===
Three months after the Ronzilla attack, Groovy Yuvi finds himself up against a familiar foe, himself? A time travelling version of Groovy Yuvi has come from the future and is attempting to stop Groovy Yuvi from continuing his hero journey, telling him it will end with his demise. But Groovy Yuvi will not stand for this, and takes down his future counterpart. But before the fight can end, the evil Groovy Yuvi begins to fade away, as Groovy Yuvi has now changed his future path, and this version of him no longer exists. 
=== The Avocado 2: The Stray Cats ===
Upon returning home, Nick realizes he want's to fix his life up. He begins to do what he can to help people using his powers, and eventually he is even able to bring Orlin back into his life, All seems well until Nick sees a woman feeding stray cats. This enraged Nick, and resulted in him going on another rampage, but this time, he was stopped by the realization he accidentally killed Orlin during his fit of rage. Nick, devasted, goes on a revenge mission to find the woman who was feeding the cats, but soon finds that the woman was sent by a secret organization who was trying to get Nick to turn bad again. He uses his powers and destroys the group from the inside. In the end, Nick is alone, and feeling worse off then he was to begin with. 
=== Orlin: Home Invader ===
A prequel story taking place in 2010, before Orlin ever met Nick. Here, we learn about Orlin's origins, as we see that he was a home invader, capable of breaking into any building or house. Orlin has a debt, and it needs to be paid, and the only way to pay it is to invade the pentagon and retrieve a hidden document. Orlin agrees to do it, and sneaks into the pentagon. He is able to successfully sneak out with the file and delivers it to his boss. Unknownst to Orlin, his boss was IDubbbz, and the file was the blueprint for Ronzilla. 
=== Quinn: Saver of Bees ===
As the year 2015 begins, it is becoming more and more known that bee's are going extinct. But not if Alison Quinn has anything to say about it. Quinn begins to volunteer and help out anywhere he can to try and save as many bees as possible, and this is noticed by a big honey making company. They attempt to take down Quinn, but he is saved in the knick of time by a swarm of bees. The bees have seen what Quinn has been doing for their species and agree to help him take down the honey company. With the combined efforts of Quinn and the bees, they are able to take the company down once and for all. 
=== The Cretins: Return of the Dubbbz ===
Unknownst to Air Soft Fatty, the ship that contained the Dubbbz was not completely destroyed upon impact. Ever since the ship went down, the Dubbbz has been growing stronger and stronger, planting sleeper agents throughout New York. And now in 2015, the Dubbbz activiates the agents, and now the entire city is under fire. The Cretins form again, this time without Nick, but with Quinn instead. The new team is able to take down the agents, and now face their greatest foe yet, The Dubbbz. As a team, they are able to demolish the Dubbbz for good, and send him to his death. At the end of the battle, the team questions why Weird Paul didn't bring Nick this time, and Paul tells the group that Nick never responded to any of his messages. 
=== The Groovy Yuvi Movie Throovie ===
Taking place a year after the events of the Return of the Dubbbz, Groovy Yuvi has been rocking a semi-retirement. There haven't been many villain attacks, so he hasn't had much to do, and he loves it. But this peace and quiet is all thrown out the window when a rift in reality appears, and outcomes a villainous creature, known only as the Crazy Frog. Crazy Frog deems this universe unworthy, and begins his decimation of the universe. Groovy Yuvi must tap into a part of himself he has never used before to erase the Crazy Frog from existence. 
=== Weird Paul's Excellent Adventure 2 ===
It's Christmas time, and Weird Paul just wants to spend his Christmas at home, but this doesn't seem to be in the plan, as the ancient beings return, and tell Paul that the entire timeline is in peril, and they need his help. He agrees to help, as long as he is home for Christmas. The beings explain that an ancient being named Rama-Tut is travelling through the timeline, and attempting to kill any being that has the power to kill him. Paul does what he does best and travels throughout the timeline, fixing the wrongs that Rama-Tut has created, and in the end convinces the man to stop his murder spree. 
=== Air Soft Fatter ===
Air Soft Fatty has been spending his time at home, tending to his cats, and his collection of laser swords. This is quickly changed when his house is sent flying apart, seemingly by nothing. Air Soft Fatty, then sees the culprit, his old friend Robert. Robert has trained in the Dark Arts, and is able to do some wild things, including destroying Air Soft Fatty's laser sword, and then throwing his friend millions of miles away. After landing in a lake, Air Soft Fatty is determined to learn these powers, and begins to work on channeling his Energico. Once he masters these powers, he crafts a new laser sword, and makes his way home. He finds Robert and challenges him to a dual. The two battle, and right as Air Soft Fatty is about to get the final blow, he stops, not wanting to kill his friend. Rob runs of, swearing he will return. 
=== Quinn: Miss Piggy ===
It's the middle of 2017, and Quinn has been a very well known advocate for animal saftey, especially with all of the help he gets from the bees. But Quinn soon learns of a new company, known as M.I.S.S.P.I.G.G.Y. This group threatens to ruin everything Quinn has been working for, so him and the bees team up to take down the evil corporation. But once they destroy the group from the inside, Quinn and the bees realize they may have released an even worse evil onto the world, the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater.
=== The Fall Flaters ===
Cheems and The Dog are two close pals, and have been for centuries, as everytime Cheems passes away of old age, he is replaced with a more current version of himself. The duo often find themselves on broken planets, doing missions and attempting to save people, while also trying to make a quick buck. The two are challenged however when they come across an ancient God, who attempts to get the Fall Flaters to join him, promising them even more power than they have now. He then reveals that he is the one who created them, but the two don't care and see through his facade and take him down. 
=== Fat Bastard: Operation Rosebud ===
Fat Bastard, Scotland's greatest spy is sent out on his most important mission. He must infilrate the group known as M.I.S.S.P.I.G.G.Y. He sneaks through the corporate castle, and easily takes down all of the foes in his path, and eventually finds the thing he was sent in to kill, but before he is able to do anything to destroy the creature, the building begins to rumble, and fall to the ground. Fat Bastard grappling hooks out of the building, just as it hits the ground. After the dust settles, he sees Quinn and their bees, as they look up in horror and see what has been released. 
=== Henrold ===
Set in the times of the Wild West, Henrold is a cowboy who patrols his town with pride. He wants to become the sheriff of the town to prove to the townsfolk that he is worthy of their trust. This trust is tested when the most despicable man to ever live, Mr.Crotch shows up. He quickly takes over the entire town, as Henrold doesn't know what to do. He isn't sure of himself, and leaves town. On his journey of self-discovery, he meets a wise old woman, who shows him what the universe could become if Mr.Crotch isn't sent out on his way. Henrold knows what must be done, and makes his way back to the town, where he dares Mr.Crotch to a dual. Crotch agrees, and the dual commences, with Henrold firing right past Crotch, and Crotch missing by a longshot. Henrold tells him to get out of town, before he improves his aim. Crotch leaves, and Henrold becomes the sheriff. 
=== The Cretins: The Rise of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater ===
Taking place at the same time that the events of Quinn: Miss Piggy ended, the Flying Purple People Eater has been released and is now consuming every human it can see. Weird Paul calls upon the Cretins and they band together again to stop the beast. The group this time adds on Fat Bastard, who was willing to help after witnessing what the beast can do. The team makes their way to the city as they see the mayhem that the Flying Purple People Eater has already caused. Buildings have fallen, planes taken out of the sky, and monuments destroyed. This doesn't discourage the team, and they take the fight to the beast. They try their hardest, but nothing works. Groovy Yuvi begins to realize that what he sees infront of him was the same future that the future version of himself had warned him about. Wanting to prevent the destruction of everything, Groovy Yuvi tells them he has something that might help. He taps into the deepest part of his Energico, and fires a ray of pure nuclear power straight at the monster. When the dust settles, the beast still stands, and flies off. The group looks on, to see that the entire city of New York has been demolished. Not a single building stands. The Cretins have lost.
=== Air Soft Fattest ===
After the events of the previous story, the world is in panic, and Air Soft Fatty quits the team. When he gets back to his new home, he learns the news that Robert has taken advantage of the chaos and has been using it as a ploy to hurt more people. But Air Soft Fatty doesn't have the fight in him any more, and does nothing about it. Seasons go by, and Air Soft Fatty has moved on. But this is when he gets a call from Robert, who tells him that he has kidnapped the rest of Air Soft Fatty's friends. This destroys him inside, so Air Soft Fatty continues his training and masters his weapon. He finds Robert and the two have a final duel. In the end, Air Soft Fatty has to make the decision to kill his friend, to stop Robert from continuing his evil ways. 
=== The Cretins: The Fall of the One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater ===
Two years after the fall of New York, the Cretins haven't been seen since, and the world has finally began to rebuild. The Flying Purple People Eater hasn't been seen either. Each member of the Cretins is busy doing their own thing, Quinn is not only helping animals, but people now too. Fat Bastard continued his spy missions in Scotland. Air Soft Fatty is retired. Groovy Yuvi secluded himself from the world, because after what he did to New York, he feels like he failed. Nick Avocado still hasn't been seen in years. At this point, it seems like the Cretins will never form again. But then Weird Paul pears into the future, something he tries not to do. He sees what can be done, and how they can right their wrong. He gets the Cretins back together, and tells them he knows where the Purple People Eater is hiding, on the moon. The group is reluctant to help, but still agree to try, except for Groovy Yuvi, who tells them he will only make things worse. They all make their way to the moon, and here they find the monster. Together again after two years, they are finally a team again, and the final blow is is dealt by Quinn, who fills the monster with bees, and explodes it from the inside. 
=== The Groovy Yuvi Movie Finale ===
Still feeling like a failure, Groovy Yuvi doesn't know what to do with his life. He continues to stay in hiding, and spends his nights depressed and alone. He sometimes attempts to go into the public light, but is harrassed and hated. Groovy Yuvi wants to be able to do something to redeem himself, and he finally sees his chance when his first ever villain, Mr.Tomato makes his return. But this Mr.Tomato is smarter and more powerful. He has found a way to convert all of the world's water into tomato paste, which would kill everyone instantly. Groovy Yuvi knows he is the only one strong enough to stop him, and he dawns his costume again. He rushes to Tomato, and puts a stop to his evil plan. The world now has a better view on Groovy Yuvi, and are starting to accept him back into society. 
=== The Fall Flaters Vol. 2 ===
Cheems and the Dog have been trolling around the galaxy for a while now, and have noticed the rate in which they have to help people has been on a decline. They fear they are no longer needed anymore. But as they ponder their place in the universe, they come across a powerful being who calls himself Sakalauskas. The Dog recognizes the being and asks further about who he is. He tells them the truth, that he was the one who created them. He made them to be the two perfect creations, who would stop at nothing to help this dimension no matter the crisis. Now understanding their true potential, the Fall Flaters continue their journey and come across the homeplanet of the Flying Purple People Eater. They agree to sneak onto the planet, and wipe it out completely. They are successful in their mission, except for one small hiccup, one of the beasts got away. This Purple People Eater is the same one that would find it's way to Earth and eventually fight the Cretins. 
=== The Decomposing Avocado ===
It is the end of 2020 and also the return of Nick Avocado, we finally get to see where he has been this whole time. He has been in a secure government facility, under heavy watch. The government feels as if it is too dangerous to let Nick roam free. Nick even agrees to this, to an extent, but still wants free. His crippling mental health is taking a toll on Nick, and he fears if he doesn't leave soon, he won't be able to continue leaving. He is able to strike a deal with the owner of the prison, if he compeletes a mission for him, he will be set free for one month. Nick agrees and is sent to Corto Maltese, a remote island where a being of unknown power is being held. Nick arrives to the island and finds the building where the being is held. His mission was to break in and destroy whatever was inside, so Nick began to charge up his power, as he smashed through cell that was holding the being. But this ended up being a mistake, as the being he had just set free was the Cosmic Train, which was being held in a multidimensional holding cell. Nick was then beat brutally by the Train, so bad that Nick almost died. But the Train took pity on Nick and fled this dimension, and went over to Dimension-88618. Nick was still given his one month out, but still felt like he was at the lowest point in his life. 
=== Henrold and Shaw ===
Still taking place in the Wild West, Henrold is a very respected sheriff, having everything he could ever want. But this is all taken away from him, when Henrold hears the news that his entire town has been demolished. Even worse, he finds out that the reason it was destroyed was because of him, the person who did it was looking for Henrold. But Henrold refused to let this get to him, and he moved towns. He was determined to make the best out of the situation. He moved into this new town quickly, and the townspeople liked him a lot. He even got his own buffalo, named Shaw. Shaw and Henrold became very close, and did everything together. Henrold felt as if he finally moved on, but this was changed when he saw his new town being destroyed by the same guy as before. Henrold rode Shaw into the town to face the man who was responsible for all of this. The man in question was Rama-Tut, before he was turned good by Weird Paul. Henrold asked why Rama-Tut wanted to kill him, and this was when Henrold found out that he was full of untapped Energico. Not wanting another town to be decimated because of him, Henrold and Shaw teamed up and stopped Rama-Tut from destroying the city. But not for long, as Rama-Tut quickly got right back up, but was stopped by a time-travelling Weird Paul, who opened a rift and sent Rama-Tut through it, following him in. Henrold and Shaw left the town and decided to live away from everyone else, as Henrold would continue to use his Energico.
=== Fat Bastard: Into the BastardVerse ===
It is now 2021, and the multiverse has been cracked wide open by the death of the Cosmic Train. One person to feel the effects of this is Fat Bastard, who in the middle of a mission was shot into a different universe, and continued to do so, meeting different universe versions of himself. Together, the bastards were able to figure out a way to return to Fat Bastard's home dimension. The group decided to stay with him, and they formed the team known as the Bastards. 
=== Weird Paul's Final Adventure ===
At the same time as the previous story, the ancient beings come to Paul one last time, informing him about the opening of the multiverse. They tell him that they need his help to traverse the multiverse and bring home their long lost team member. Paul agrees to help, and the ancient beings upgrade his suit to now have multidimensional travel. Paul travels the multiverse and meets several notable people, and on his journey, he runs into the House of Ideas, where he meets Juno. He eventually finds the missing member and brings him back home to the rest of his team. But Weird Paul isn't done, he wants to explore the multiverse, so he does. 
=== Avocado Awakens ===
It is now three weeks into Nick Avocado's one month out of prison, and he is still doing horrible. He wants to be better, but feels there is no way he can, after everything he has done. He begins to just eat himself to death, hoping that will take him out of his misery, but the immense pain fuels his powers, which in turn heals him. This makes him enraged, which also fuels his powers and gives him even more strength. Nick runs through the streets, growing in size as he does. He is stopped by a multiversal portal opening, and a creature jumping out at him. Nick realizes this may be his chance to be good again, He tries to fight the monster, but ends up causing more pain then he does good. This upsets Nick and finally awakens his full potenial, casuing him to grow to monstrous size. 
=== Henrold VS. Mister Crotch ===
Henrold and Shaw have still been living on their own for months now, and really enjoy it. Henrold tried working on his Energico, but was lost on how to do it. This was when Henrold was approached by a man named Yore, who told him that Crotch would soon return, and that he would help train Henrold to become his greatest version of himself. Yore taught Henrold everything he would ever need to know about his powers and how to use them. Yore also explained that he was the husband to the old wise woman that Henrold had met before. Henrold asked Yore how he knew of Crotch's return, to which Yore explained that he too, taught Crotch, and was now soul linked to him. Henrold thanked Yore for his help, and made his way to his old town. There he found Crotch, and the two had a huge battle, both using their powers of Energico. In the end, Henrold came out on top, and killed Mr.Crotch, for the good of humanity. 
=== The Cretins: One Cheese to End Them All ===
Moments after Nick's eruption, most of the Cretins heard about what was happening. They quickly formed and began to think of a plan of attack, but some of the team didn't think attacking was a good idea, since Nick was there friend. Other parts of the group thought that they didn't have enough fighters. In the end, the group came to conclusion that Nick had to be put down. So the group was divided, those who would go and fight Nick, and those who would find more fighters. Groovy Yuvi and Quinn went out and found the Bastards, and eventually found the Fall Flaters. Now with the combined effort of all three teams, the fight against Nick Avocado began. The battle lasted forever, with some of the bastards dying, and everyone giving it their all. But this only fuelled Nick, making him stronger. As soon as all hope seem lost, a portal opened up and out came Weird Paul, who stopped the fighting. He explained to Nick that he just traversed the entire multiverse, and he found that one thing was for certain, that there was always the same amount of cheese. This made Nick come to terms with the fact that no matter what craziness was going on in his life, there really was stability through all of it. Nick apologized for what he had done, and Weird Paul offered to take Nick's powers away from him. Nick wanted him too, and Weird Paul absorbed Nick's powers. In the end, the day was saved, and the Cretin's went on to continue their fight for justice. 
== Residents ==
*Nick Avocado (Nick Perry)
*Weird Paul (Paul Petrosky)
*Groovy Yuvi (Yuval Shem-Tov)
*AIr Soft Fatty (Chris LaFon)
*Alison Quinn
*Cheems
*The Dog
*Henrold
*Fat Bastard
* Mini Bastard 
* Skinny Bastard
*Sakalauskas
*Mr.Tomato
*The Ancient Beings
*Rama-Tut
*The OEOHFPPE †
*The Dubbbz †
*Home-Invader (Orlin Home) †
*Ronzilla †
*Robert †
*Mr.Crotch †
* Yore †
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