Patrick Is Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Patrick Is Gonna Need a Bigger Boat is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(SpongeBob and Patrick are clam fishing in the middle of the Goo Lagoon's lake.)
SpongeBob: I don't like this, Pat. The last time I was out in the water, my boss and I were attacked by a giant clam.
Patrick: Oh, come on! What's the chances of that happening again?
SpongeBob: Maybe you're right. Maybe I am being paranoid.
(Suddenly, ominous music starts to play.)
SpongeBob: Did you hear that?
Patrick: It's just your nerves.
(The music gets louder.)
Patrick: Now I hear it!
(Something causes SpongeBob and Patrick's fishing boat to shake.)
SpongeBob: (screams) It's under us!
Patrick: Getting eaten by a mollusk wasn't mentioned in the Goo Lagoon's brochure! I need to remember to file a complaint with the lifeguard!
SpongeBob: Don't you get it? You won't live to file a complaint!
Patrick: Well, aren't you a negative Nancy?
Voice: Both of you, shut up!
(The giant clam surfaces beside SpongeBob and Patrick's boat.)
Giant clam: I was going to eat you guys, but your bickering has made me lose my appetite! I hope you two are ashamed of yourselves!
SpongeBob: (nervous) Yes, mister clam, sir. I can assure you that it won't happen again!
(The giant clam swims away.)
Patrick: Well, SpongeBob, I guess you were right. You were being paranoid.
SpongeBob: Can we go home now?
(What a twist!)
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