How Deuce Meet Bigfoot

How Deuce Meet Bigfoot is the second/2nd episode to U.B. Funky 
==Transcript ==
(Title Card is shown)
Deuce: Thanks for comin' by, guys.
Flury: It's not like I had a choice,
Deuce: Okay, then, great. We're gonna have a lot of fun. That's because it's STORY TIME!
Glub: Oh, no. Not again.
Deuce: Did I ever tell you about the time that I caught Bigfoot?
Wags: YES!
(Sceen dreams into forest)
Deuce: There I was. In the forest, I was fishing in the Great Calorado River and catching minio rainbow trout. Of course I was sending all sorts of World Fishing Records.
(Screen cuts into underwater where the fishes saw the worm.)
Fish #1: Does he really think we are going to eat that icky worm?
Fish #2: I know, right? Like, gross!
Worm: PLEASE,KILL ME!
Deuce: Anywho, I mind my own B-wax, and all the sudden, I hear it.
(U.B. intrupted the story.)
U.B.: Choclate! (Record scratches)
Deuce: Chocalte?
(Screen flipped into U.B. with a choclate bar.)
U.B.: Oh. Hey, guys.
Deuce: Okay, where are we on? Where was I?
U.B.: Chocalte!
Deuce: Oh, yeah.
(Scene Dreams into forest again)
Deuce: At first, I thought it was every person in the world to plot eximaltaniously for how awesome I am. But, I was actually wrong.
Scratch: Shocker.
Deuce: You know what it was?
Scratch: A bigfoot.
Deuce: Not any bigfoot, the bigfoot.
(Deuce smells something.)
Deuce: Hey, anybody else still in unatually a large stinky foot?
(Bigfoot took one step at the river.)
Dece: Oh, good. It's not just me.
(Bigfoot grabs Deuce's fishing rod.)
Deuce: Whoa, hands off, you hairy dork!
Fish #2: my turn, my back, for five minutes. And, you—Fish #1: Can't a fish change his mind?!
(Hooked fish was tooken away by Bigfoot. Deuce chased after Bigfoot at day and night.)
Deuce: I chased that silly bigfoot to the edge of your seventy national, before I come back. But, you know what? I actually lost him.
(Deuce looking for Bigfoot.)
Deuce: Where'd he go?!
(Screen cuts into Funkey Town, and the record scratches.)
Sprout: Uh, how were you chasing him, again? 'Cause you didn't have enough speed.
Deuce: And that point, I thought all was lost. That fishing rod was everything to me.
Twinx: What about your family?
Deuce: EVERYTHING TO ME!!
(Screen dreams into the forest where Deuce was building a machine.)
Deuce: That's why I invented the most technologicly invance piece of technologicle technology the worlds have ever seen.
(Deuce was done inventing the machine, and he puts the sign up called Bigfoot Catching Machine.)
Deuce: There, that'll how to do it.
(Deuce starts the Bigfoot Catching Machine.)
Deuce: And then, I perform the greatest Bigfoot called, the world has ever heard.
(Deuce yelling Bigfoot to come here.)
Deuce: Hey, hey Bigfoot! Where the heck are you, smelly fishing ball feebing wimpazoy?!
(Bigfoot crashed the machine with his own foot.)
Deuce: Aw, crap.
(The machine exploded, and Deuce started to scream while he was falling out of the forest. The story was over.)
U.B.: Choclate!
Deuce: And that's how I caught the missing link, a.k.a sasquash, a.k.a bigfoot.
Nuke: But, you didn't even catch him.
Deuce: Oh, didn't I?
Nuke: NO!!
(Record scratches.)
Deuce: When's your mother picking you up?
The End.
(Scene Flips To U.B.)
U.B.: Hey, hey, Funky lovers, i just got my new game on Nickelodeon.com & Hubworld.com! It's about where you control U.B., Wags, Nuke, or Deuce and you get to explore the world of Funky Town and battle enimes like Henchface, Mrs. Clarace, Master Lox, & The Rookie Monster! Be sure to save Twinx, collect badges, and use super attacks. So play now!
==Trivia==
*This episode is related to The Annoying Orange Episode, "Grapefruit's Tottalty True Tales: Bigfoot".
ZUKO(suzon) is awesome
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