The Rhythm Heaven/Hanna-Barbera Crossover Sketch Comedy Show!

TBA
==(1) Sneaky Spirits/Scooby-Doo:==
(We see the Mystery Machine driving across a blue field.)
Shaggy: Haven't you heard it Scooby? Some one came and reported us about an incident involving some ghosts!
Scooby: Yeah!
Shaggy: They say they move in a pattern and can only be defeated using a bow and arrow!
Scooby: Yeah!
Fred: Guys! We're almost there!
Velma: No wonder they look so vicious.
(Another shot, this time it's the field from Sneaky Spirits, Anime Hamoody makes a guest appearance.(
Anime Hamoody: All right, gang! (Unfinished)
==(2) Animal Acrobat/The Flintstones:==
==(3) First Contact/The Jetsons:==
==(4) Samurai Slice/Jonny Quest:==
==(5) Board Meeting/Secret Squirrel:==
==(6) Shoot-'em-Up/Space Ghost:==
==(7) Marching Orders/Frankenstein Jr. and The Impossibles:==
==(8) The Snappy Trio/Quick Draw McGraw:==
(A shot of a map scrolling (with serveal fictional landmarks listed) until it reaches "Two Bit".)
Narrator: Even when they're not around, many fellow members come by and visit Two Bit, one of the world's most weird locations on earth! In fact... (We see a shot of the front of Two Bit) let's meet up some of our friends! we got...
(The following characters appear in circles with their end themes playing.)
Hokey Wolf: Hello there! I'm mayor of this precious town from the middle of Nowhere! Name's Hokey Wolf, and many people say that I'm trying to get into simple life, yet it's only Wikipedia that does! I'm also in charge of collecting sheep!
(Anime Hamoody is heard offscreen as Hokey Wolf looks to the side.)
Anime Hamoody: You bring that back to the farmer this instant!
(Hokey Wolf looks back at the viewer.)
Hokey Wolf: I take that back! (his circle disappears.)
Huckleberry Hound: Greetings! I'm the "Sheriff" of this here town, Huckleberry Hound! I'm relaxed, sweet, and well-intentioned! (his circle disappears.)
Yogi Bear: Anybody spare any food?
(Anime Hamoody is heard offscreen again as Yogi Bear looks to the side.)
Anime Hamoody: I got some very edible sandwiches!
Yogi Bear: Thanks! (his circle disappears.)
(3 seconds pass without anything happening.)
Narrator: Uh... hello? Guys I'm not standing here in my pajamas. where's Quick Draw McGraw? I thought he was going to appear in today's show!
Anime Hamoody: (This time his circle appears, yet there's no end theme associated with him.) He moved away, didn't he?
Narrator: What?
(Anime Hamoody looks visibly shocked and Anime Hamoody's circle disappears.)
Narrator: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! QUICK DRAW MCGRAW HAS LEFT THE SHOW! Well folks, it was nice since we started our journey with him... Oh, the horror! WE just wanted an exciting SHOW! I didn't say anything about this! The whole show is in my hands and it's not looking so good! (Very determined) Well... I may have no Quick Draw McGraw, and now I'm finding him!
(He dials using a rotary phone offscreen.)
Narrator: Hello, this is the Narrator speeking... Yes? You found him already? Oh, OK! (hangs up and clears throat.)
(A shot of the same map from before scrolling from "Two Bit" to "America".)
Narrator: OK, so as it turns out, Quick Draw McGraw has left "Two Bit" for the great outdoors of... AMERICA!
==(9) Karate Man/Hong Kong Phooey:==
==(10) Monkey Watch/Top Cat:==
==(11) Tongue Lashing/Atom Ant:==
==(12) Catchy Tune/Yogi Bear:==
==(13) Dog Ninja/Dynomutt: Dog Wonder:==
==(14) Love Rap/The Perils of Penelope Pitstop:==
==(15) See-Saw/The Ruff and Reddy Show:==
==(16) Blue Birds and Packing Pests/The Huckleberry Hound Show:==
(Cut to a shot of a military base)
Narrator: At last, It's been quite a while since we last saw Huckleberry Hound, I thought that he dissapeared ever since he got trapped in that TV, looks like he got out and joined the Blue Birds so he can finally get payback from that dog!
(We see Huckleberry Hound with the rest of the Blue Birds lifting weights, one of them is writing in a diary.)
Blue BIrd #38: Monday April 16 of 2018, It's finally happened!
Huckleberry Hound: (to viewer) No wonder that the Captain made us use weights for these poor birds! Luckily I can stand on my hind legs, making this job quite easy for a dog!
Blue Bird #47: Yet us birds have to use our BEAKS! also who are you talking to?
Huckleberry Hound: Blue Bird #47, I'm sorry you had to hear what I said, didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
Blue Bird #47: OK, cause we got to get ahead of ourselves!
Huckleberry Hound: Why's that, you say?
Blue Bird #47: Employee #333-4-591032 of Crazy Rhythm Candy Co., (drops his weight and speaks to viewer) try saying that 5 times fast! (goes back to Huckleberry Hound) was wondering if you could get rid of the intense amount of spiders in the factory!
Huckleberry Hound: I'm only training so I can get that BAD dog to snap out of his attitude!
Captain Blue Bird: (comes in) Yeah! I'm only coming here to check on your progress! (to Blue Bird #47) also why did you drop your weight!?
Blue Bird #47: I've done all 40 lift-ups, sir!
Huckleberry Hound: He's right!
Captain Blue Bird: It was 50 LIFT-UPS!
Blue Bird #47: OK! Sorry! (picks-up weight and starts lifting it exactly 10 times before dropping it again.) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, Phew!
Captain Blue Bird: Better, also please don't drop the weights. (leaves)
Blue Bird #47: (to himself) WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TREATING ME LIKE SQUIDWARD!?!?
Blue Bird #99: (laughs) cuz you are.
Remote (from BFB): Don't worry Blue Bird #47, everyone might treat you like a bully, but in reality you are just trying hard to win, even I must admit that PinkSheep's first video was of low quality, it wasn't cool.
Blue Bird #47: (to Remote as he closes his eyes) Thanks for the kind-hearted speech, Remote. (to Huckleberry Hound as his eyes are still closed) Now all we need to do is prepare ourselves for further-(realizes Huckleberry Hound is not there and opens his right eye) damage? (turns his head around and opens his left eye too) ...more evidence?
Blue Bird #99: (laughs) (to himself) what a pity.
(We see Huckleberry Hound again, this time he's reunited with his "pup" from the Huckleberry Hound episode "Tricky Trapper" and is outside the military base with Captain Blue Bird)
Captain Blue Bird: So you want to leave the Blue Bird Training Academy to go on the hot pursuit after the spider breakout?
Huckleberry Hound: Yes.
Captain Blue Bird: Can you and your dog peck your beaks?
Huckleberry Hound: Yes we can. ...wait what?
Captain Blue Bird: Can you and your dog peck your beaks?
Huckleberry Hound: Sorry Captain, but what's a beak?
Huckleberry Hound's "pup": And how do we peck it?
Huckleberry Hound: (to his "pup") My darling! you can talk?
Huckleberry Hound's "pup": Yeah, kinda.
Captain Blue Bird: Getting that out of our way, if you wanna at least head, or cut to the chase, you may as well make sure you can peck your beaks and stretch your necks!
Huckleberry Hound and his "pup" at the same time: (look at each other, then look at Captain Blue Bird) what?
Captain Blue Bird: Listen to this:
Captain Blue Bird: Strech out your neck! ...Strech out your neck! Just dip your head down and raise up.
(Nothing happens, the music is then stopped by Blue Bird.)
Captain Blue Bird: Maybe we'll have to get started on the basics.
(We meet up with Rowlf the Dog from The Muppets, Slinky Dog from Toy Story, and Anime Hamoody from Jewelpet x Wacki's Wild World and Donut from BFDIA, and they are all dressed in blue camoflauge outfits.) (Slinky Dog is instead wearing a badge with Note on it.)
Captain Blue Bird: This team is made up of those who passed the Blue Bird Training Academy! we got world's most famous piano playing dog, Rowlf, world's most famous slinky, Slinky Dog, world's most famous young anime superhero, Anime Hamoody, and world's most famous sentient glazed donut, Dount of BFDIA! (A different shot, this time the gang is facing Huckleberry Hound and his pup, with Captain Blue Bird facing the gang too.) Gentlemen, this is Huckleberry Hound and his young "pup"!
(The following 4 lines are said at at once.)
Rowlf the Dog: Hello!
Slinky Dog: Golly bob howdy!
Anime Hamoody: Salutations, my friend!
Donut: Hi!
Captain Blue Bird: GENTLEMEN! (Rowlf, Slinky Dog, Anime Hamoody and Donut are shocked.) ANIME HAMOODY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO USED THE CORRECT GREETING! (to Anime Hamoody, who is now "pleased", yet has a "I'm not sure..." expression on his face.) have these glasses of my gratitude! (hands a duplicate of his glasses to Anime Hamoody.)
Anime Hamoody: Thanks! (now confused) ...Also didn't you used to say "WAUGH?"
(The following 4 lines are said at at once.)
Rowlf the Dog: Yes!
Slinky Dog, Anime Hamoody and Donut: Yeah!
(The following 4 lines are also said at at once.)
Rowlf the Dog: Definitely!
Slinky Dog: Are you sick?
Anime Hamoody: I remmeber that.
Donut: You OK?
Captain Blue Bird: I got rid of that because people were tired of it.
Rowlf the Dog, Slinky Dog, Anime Hamoody and Donut: (look at each other, then back to Huckleberry Hound.) Oh.
Anime Hamoody: ...That explains it!
Rowlf the Dog, Slinky Dog, Anime Hamoody and Donut: (look at each other and start murmuing for 3 seconds, then look back to Huckleberry Hound.)
Anime Hamoody: We're with you... yet I have a device that could help... (Brings out a light blue DSi lookalike (actually a book) with a stylus and hands it to Huckleberry Hound, it displays the Blue Birds logo with the text "Manual" underneath it.)
Huckleberry Hound: Blue Birds Manual, to leave the academy, remember to peck your beaks and stretch out your necks!
(The end theme to a Huckleberry Hound cartoon plays over a time card reading "4 DAYS LATER", (which appears when after the drum solo.) then we see an empty, outdoor portion of the Blue Bird Training Academy, with Blue Birds #38, #47 and #99 standing outside.)
Blue BIrd #38: (writing on diary) Friday April 20 of 2018, They call it basic training... (notices that the tanks they pull are missing) wait, where did the tanks go?
Huckleberry Hound: Aren't you forgeting something? (We find out Huckleberry Hound is pulling one of the tanks.) I'm training real hard to pass!
(Blue Bird #54 comes up.)
Blue BIrd #54: Hey! these are supposed to be pulled by THREE Blue Birds, not ONE! JUST BE NICE FOR A SECOND!
Captain Blue Bird: Sorry Huckleberry Hound, but you need to be fair to these people. You already pulled like, (Camera pans to reveal the rest of the tanks.) 3.
Huckleberry Hound: Sorry Captain.
(The end theme to a Huckleberry Hound cartoon plays again (this time the drum solo is skipped.) over a time card reading "ONE WEEK (+ 5 DAYS) LATER", then we see Blue Birds #38, #47 and #99 riding a plane.)
Blue BIrd #38: (writing on diary again) Wednesday May 2nd of 2018, Still more basic training...
Huckleberry Hound: I'm trying this out, what do you think? (Camera pans again, this time it shows Huckleberry Hound piloting the plane while in a relaxing position.) Pretty cool... don't you think?
(Blue Bird #54 comes up.)
Blue BIrd #54: HEY! 'STOP BEING A SHOW OFF!
Captain Blue Bird: Sorry Huckleberry Hound, but you need to act nicely too. You're already embarassing like, (Camera pans to reveal Free Food from BFB riding another plane (with Stapy still on the team.) Stapy, he doesn't have any legs.
Huckleberry Hound: Sorry Captain.
Remote: Besides, I have a spare leg for Stapy to borrow.
Four (from BFB): NO CHEATING ALLOWED! (Pushes a button on his remote from BFB 5, causing Remote's spare leg to disappear.)
Remote: My leg.
Blue Bird #99: (chuckles) (to Remote) Shouldn't you have said like, (in the same way as the stock sound effect from Spongebob Squarepants) "MY LEG!"?
Blue BIrd #54: CUT THAT OUT!
Captain Blue Bird: Blue Blird #54, stop screaming.
Blue BIrd #54: Sorry.
(The end theme to a Huckleberry Hound cartoon plays yet again but sped up (the drum solo is skipped again.) over a time card reading "8 DAYS LATER", then we see Blue Birds #38, #47 and #99 with Huckleberry Hound training with parachutes.)
Blue BIrd #38: (still writing on diary yet again) Thursday May 10 of 2018, Parachute training today... (notices that Huckleberry Hound is behaving this time.) Oh. (continues to write) I have wings! Why do I need a parachute?
Huckleberry Hound: (Slowly backs away from Blue Bird #38.) (to viewer) Sometimes I just need to get away from it all...
(Blue Bird #54 comes up.)
Blue BIrd #54: Excuse me, usually I shout at you for not behaving, but looks like you are, so congrats!
Captain Blue Bird: Thanks Huckleberry Hound, have this milked tea mug (that has a green straw on it) of my grattitude!
Huckleberry Hound: Thank you too Captain. (slurps on straw...)
(...only to accidentally suck on the straw itself, Huckleberry Hound spits it out, yet Captain Blue Bird gives him a new straw that is blue. the green straw falls and touches a long ling of dominoes, which tip over in a swirly pattern until the last one collides with a large wooden plank, it pushes a button causing a launcher to activate a ball launcher that launches a basketball that goes through a basketball hoop that lands on a trebuchet launcher that launches a massive metal ball that collides with everyone (including Captain Blue Bird.) colliding with a tree.)
Blue BIrd #38: (continues writing on diary) Why didn't the captain let me fly with with my own two wings?
Anime Hamoody: Uh... guys? (Camera pans to reveal Anime Hamoody along with Rowlf, Slinky Dog and Donut as rangers.) I needed to let you guys know that your time is over.
Rowlf the Dog: You need to arrive to Crazy Rhythm Candy Co. immediately! my son will help all of us!
(Baby Rowlf and Gonzo are on a bus stylized after Baby Rowlf's Clunker from the Muppet Babies franchise.)
Baby Rowlf: We're ready!
Baby Gonzo: No time sooner!
(We get to a portion of the ride to Crazy Rhythm Candy Co., with Huckleberry Hound singing "Oh My Darling Calmentine" like he always does.)
Anime Hamoody: (snores, wakes up and yawns.) Huckleberry Hound I was just getting rest! can you please stop singing?
Huckleberry Hound: (stops singing) OK, sorry.
(We then see the inside of the headquarters of Crazy Rhythm Candy Co., with Employee #333-4-591032 hiding in the back of a wall.)
Employee #333-4-591032: Now what's the ruckus? These people are 25 days late!
==(17) Rat Race/Pixie, Dixie & Mr. Jinks:==
==(18) Bossa Nova/Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy:==
==(19) Screwbot Factory/Snooper and Blabber:==
==(20) Freeze Frame/Hokey Wolf:==
==(21) Glee Club/Snagglepuss:==
==(22) Flock Step/Yakky Doodle:==
==(23) Jungle Gymnast/Wally Gator:==
==(24) Blue Bear/The Magilla Gorilla Show:==
==(25) Coin Toss/Ricochet Rabbit & Droop-a-Long==
==(26) Sumo Brothers/The Banana Splits Adventure Hour:==
==(27) Charging Chicken/Wacky Races:==
==(28) Air Rally/Dastard & Muttley in Their Flying Machines:==
==(29) Catch of the Day/Sealab 2020:==
==(30) Micro-Row/Jabberjaw:==
==(31) Fruit Basket/The Herculoids:==
==(32) Tangotronic 3000/Harvey Birdman:==
==(33) Hole in One/Mightor:==
==(34) Bouncy Road/Speed Buggy:==
==(35) Pajama Party/Tom and Jerry:==
==(FINAL) Rhythm Heaven and Hanna-Barbera meet The Outsiders:==
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