June and Dawn, Pretty Ballerinas

Musical guest - Selena Gomez & the Scene
Guest star - Kelly Ripa
== Quotes ==
Both: You and I are so awfully diff'rent
too awfully different, to ever be pals
June: Do you want to go first?
Dawn: Yeah, I'll go.
Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
June: Oh, you're one to talk.
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Dawn: Oh, one time
June: I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Dawn: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
June: Oh thanks
Dawn: [as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog] For me to cry on!
June: What?
Dawn: [normal voice] Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
June: Bite me, Snoopy
Both: There's not...a whole lot...that we've got, to agree on
Dawn: 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score
June: And I like that singer who bangs
Dawn: Ricky Martin?
June: Love him.
Both: We're too different to ever be pals
You and I are
Locals: Dododo
Both: so awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: Too awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: to ever be pals
Locals: Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo
Hector: Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Henry: Oh, very funny.
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Hector: I bet money, you'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Henry: Oh a funny joke!
Hector: I just work with what you give me.
Both: You might think we're in sync
But we sing, as a duo
Henry: 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
June: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Dawn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV
June: What? Ego?
Hector: Never mind
All 4 together: We're too different to ever be pals
June: Ladies and gentlemen, Selena Gomez & the Scene!
(crowd cheering) 
Selena Gomez & the Scene: It's been said and done
Every beautiful thought's been already sung
And I guess right now, here's another one
So your melody will play on and on
With the best of 'em
You are beautiful
Like a dream come alive, incredible
A centerfold, miracle, lyrical
You saved my life again
And I want you to know baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (oh)
And I keep hitting repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
Constantly
Boy you play through my mind like a symphony
There's no way to describe what you do to me
You just do to me what you do
And it feels like I've been rescued
I've been set free
I am hypnotized by your destiny
You are magical, lyrical, beautiful
You are
And I want you to know, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (oh)
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
No one compares
You stand alone
To every record I own
Music to my heart
That's what you are
A song that goes on and on
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby (I love you)
I love you like a love song
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