Total Drama Ascension

After the total failure that was TDAS, Chris decided to take 16 new contestants under his wing to compete in a new season of Total Drama. These new contestants will compete at Camp Dramatis, which is located on a secluded Canadian mountain. They will face brutal challenges, rough living conditions, and worst of all ( or best depending on how you look at it) Chris. Who will crash and burn and who will rise above the rest? Find out on Total Drama Ascension. 
==Signs-Ups (Closed)==
#Marco - Cool Dude - Nade801
#Juliette - History Buff - Nade801
#Jimmy - The Smart, short one -Surfer
#Steven - the Teenager Who Axts Like a Kid - Surfer
#Mike - The stratagist - CS13
#Austin - The quiet one - CS13
#Nemo- The Heroic Gamer - NLG343
#Victoria- The Rich Christain -NLG343
#Jaine - The Fourth Wall Breaker - IfraidGryphLW160BSF
#Dann - The Impatient One - IfraidGryphLW160BSF
#Vaughan - The Flirty, Secretive Man - TF
#Lea - The Shy Reporter - TF
#Carter - The Bubbly Delight - Dianted
#Lexi - The Grimey Criminal - Dianted
#Chandler - The Heroic Friend - ACTN
#Mickey - The Talented One - ACTN
==Elimination Table==
# 	Team 	Contestant	1 	2 	3 	4 	5 	6 	7 	8 	9 	10
N/A 	G.Legion 	Lea 	In 	In 	Win	Imm	Win	In 	Win	Win	In 	Win
N/A 	G.Legion 	Carter 	In 	In 	Win	Imm	Win	In 	Win	Win	In 	In
N/A 	V.Knights	Vaughan 	Win	Win	In 	Imm	In 	In 	In 	Win	In 	In
N/A 	V.Knights	Lexi 	In 	Win	In 	Imm	In 	In 	In 	Win	Win	In
 N/A 	V.Knights	Chandler 	In 	Win	In 	In 	In 	Win	In 	Win	In 	In
6th 	G.Legion 	Mickey 	In 	In 	Win	In 	Win	In 	Win	Win	In 	OUT
7th 	G.Legion 	Austin 	In 	In 	Win	In 	Win	In 	Win	Low	OUT	
8th 	V.Knights	Juliette 	In 	Win	In 	In 	In 	In 	In 	OUT	 	
9th 	G.Legion 	Marco 	Win	Imm	Win	In 	Win	In 	Win	OUT	 	
10th 	V.Knights	Mike 	In 	Win	In 	In 	In 	In 	OUT	 	 	
11th 	G.Legion 	Jaine 	In 	In 	Win	Imm	Win	OUT	 	 	 	
12th 	V.Knights	Nemo 	In 	Win	In 	Imm	OUT	 	 	 	 	
13/14th	G.Legion 	Jimmy 	In 	Low	Win	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	
14/13th	V.Knights	Steven 	In 	Win	In 	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	
15th 	V.Knights	Dann 	In 	Win	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	
16th 	G.Legion 	Victoria 	In 	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
== Episode 1: A New Dawn, A New Game==
Chris: Welcome to an exciting new season of Total Drama! We have 16 brand new campers ready to compete for your entertainment...and suffer for mine. *chuckles evilly, but hastily turns it into a cough* As I was saying, the campers are on there way via helicopter. Let's get to know these losers before they arrive shall we? *he then looks at a monitor that shows the contestants riding a plane*
Marco: *sees camp* Wait, wait, wait, wait. THAT'S the camp? He told us it was at a resort! UGH, THAT LOSER!
Chris: (CONF) At least one person isn't shy <.<
Vaughan: Well, then. It looks like we're going to have to lower our standards...
Chandler: What do you expect its Chris McLean...
Marco: (CONF) *Laughs evilly* Oh well, no matter how crappy these living standards are and no matter how idiotic the other contestants are, I will win!
Juliett: (CONF) This is awesome! I'll win the mil and become famous, just like Julius Caesar! Or- or George Washington!
Chris: Okay you guys are boring...so I'll give you guys a chance to be...entertaining. 
 
*He presses a button and the plane explodes, causing all of the contestants to fall out, but miraculously land safely at the bottom of the mountain* 
 
That's better. For your first challenge...run up the mountain to reach the camp. It takes 5 lines to reach camp. GOOOO!
Vaughan: That was not charming at all- although, I guess this would entertain someone like Chris, now wouldn't it? *runs* (1)
Lea: ... *runs* (1)
Marco: Curse you Chris! *runs* (1)
Juliett: *runs* (1)
Vaughan: *runs* (2)
Lea: *runs* (2)
Marco: *runs* (2)
Juliett: *runs* (2)
Vaughan: *runs* (3)
Lea: *runs* (3)
Marco: *runs* (3)
Juliett: *runs* (3)
Jaine: No fair I didn't get to talk creator of camp y u do this. *runs* (1)
Dann: *runs* (1)
Marco: *pants while running* (4)
Juliette: *runs (4)
Vaughan: *runs* (4)
Lea: *runs* (4) ((Nade801 here: it should be 4, dude)
Marco: *runs* YES! (5)
Juliett: *trips and falls* (4)
Vaughan: *runs* (5)
Lea: *runs* (5) (Alright, thanks Nade.)
Juliett: Phew! Finally! *runs* (5) ((Welks))
Chandler: *runs*
Mickey: *runs*
Jaine: *runs*
Dann: *runs*
Chandler: *runs*
Mickey: *runs*
Chris: Well congrats to Marco and Vaughan for reaching the camp first. Now you may be wondering what you won? Well you guys get to choose your respective teams names. Also here are the teams. 
#Marco, Jimmy, Austin, Victoria, Jaine, Lea, Trey, and Mickey
# Vaughn, Chandler, Elle, Dann, Nemo, Mike, Steven, and Juliette '''
Vaughan: Hmm, I suppose...something rather dashing would do the trick! The Viridian Knights! I think it'll work nicely.
Nemo: Split teams, again!
Victoria: This is not sounding good.
Steven: Cool! I LOVE knights!!!
Nemo: We should be the Vivadian Knights, because the 18th year during the Roman Empire, the Vivadian army formed to take down the Roman Empire. It was the most liked army in the world.
Jimmy: Actually, the Romab Empire survived until 476 AD and was taken down by Odoacer. The vivadian army did not take down the Empire. In fact, the Empire lasted 300 years after they formed!
Nemo: Yes, They tried to take down the Roman Empire, but failed.
Dann: Where is all this nonsense coming from? And hurry up I'm getting impatient and I feel like I need to punch someone. *punches Nemo because no one cares about him except Victoria and Poppy tbh*
Junmy: Good. It's nice to talk to someone smart for a change.
Vaughan: The reason I chose Viridian, was for the reasoning of the color being blue-green. I think it'll work out.
Marco: If we're naming our teams after armies, we'll be the Roman Legion.
Juliett: I like the Vividian Army.
Dann: I've with Vaughan.
Marco: Wait! I remembered that Viridian is a crystal. So I'm changing our name to the Garnet Legion.
Chris: Very well. The two teams this season shall be known as the Garnet Legion and the Viridian Knights. Your first challenge as a team will be up shortly so get to know your team.
==Episode 2: CONFess It To Me!==
===Legion Chat===
Marco: So. Let's talk. Alternatively, we can just hang around and do our own stuff. Your choice! (CONF) Heh heh. I'll act nice, up until I'm in the final three. Then, they'll all die. . .metaphorically.
Jimmy: (CONF) Marco seems nice. I should probably start thinking strategically, though... And eliminating the team captain seems like a good place to start. He will be a merge threat... Maybe he can stay for now.
Jaine: Uhhh hi. (CONF) THERE ALL EVIL I SAW IT ABOVE THIS LINE THERE EVIL MORE EVIL THAN HOW MUCH EVIL MAX WANTS TO BE.
Victoria: (CONF) Evil! Where?
Chris: Alright. It's time for the first challenge. Since I've grown bored of you guys using the same old Confessional each season...its up to your team to think of a new one. Once your team can agrees on an idea, let me know. I will choose whose team has the better idea of a confessional location. The winners will get a reward...and the losers will be sending someone home. You may begin.
Victoria: A Church.
Jaine: SPAAAAAAACE!
Lea: A tent? ...I mean...if you like it...
Chris: Okay I am giving you guys 30 minutes to come to a final decision otherwise I will take the last suggestion said as the team's CONF idea.
Mickey: Ummm out of those 3 I like Lea's
===Knights Chat===
Juliette: Come on, guys! Let's get to know each other.
Steven: Hi, I'm Steven. I like toy cars, toy trains, toy Legos, and fun! :D
Dann: I'm Dann. I usually act normal but gets a bit meaner when impatient. I like playing golf, mostly eats fruits, and uhhh that's it.
Nemo: I don't know, I think we know us all. *hands everybody cards*
Chris: Alright. It's time for the first challenge. Since I've grown bored of you guys using the same old Confessional each season...its up to your team to think of a new one. Once your team can agrees on an idea, let me know. I will choose whose team has the better idea of a confessional location. The winners will get a reward...and the losers will be sending someone home. You may begin.
Steven: A rocket ship! They are SOOO COOL!!!
Nemo: The President's CONF!
Marco: Hmmm. . .how about a tool shed? It fits the torture you give us, and it makes sense what with our location!
Dann: How about we take the CONF and put it near a CLIFF!
Vaughan: Perhaps, maybe, an empty, "haunted" cabin?
Chris: Okay I am giving you guys 30 minutes to come to a final decision otherwise I will take the last suggestion said as the team's CONF idea.
Marco: Okay guys, who agrees with my idea? Just to remind you, it's the tool shed.
Chandler: I agree with your idea Marco
Vaughan: Your idea has much grace, Marco- well...not exactly, but it's a good choice, alright?
Chris: And time is up. So the choices are for the Garnet Legion...a tent. Original, but kinda meh. And for the Viridian Knights...a tool shed nominated by Marco. *Starts laughing as he realizes something* So in my opinion...Marco and his tool shed win it for the Viridian Knights...Even though he is on the other team. so the Viridian Knights win the first challenge...and as for the Garnet Legion...I'll be seeing you at elimination.
===Elimination Ceremony 1: Garnet Legion===
Chris: Welcome Legion to your first elimination ceremony. Here one of you will be sent packing...oh and since there was a mix up that was hilarious... Marco gets individual immunity. So vote in the hastily made new CONF who you want voted out.
Marco: (CONF) Heh heh. Nice. Well, Jimmy seems like the biggest threat, I'm voting for him.
Jaine: (CONF) Marco is evil, but he's immune :( so I'll vote Victoria.
Lea: (CONF) ...Victoria...
Mickey: (CONF) Its gotta be Victoria.
Victoria: Jimmy is evil. So I vote for him.
Jimmy: Victoria.
Carter: (CONF) I'm going to say Victoria! She doesn't seem very fun! Ah! (END CONF)
Chris: Well children...you all have casted your votes and if you do not receive a Wawawanakwa Hot Dog...you are out of the contest. And you can't come back...Ever! The Hot Dogs go to... Marco, Lea, Trey, Mickey, Jaine, Austin. Jimmy and Victoria...this is the last Hot Dog of the night. And it goes to....Jimmy. *tosses the last hot dog to Jimmy* As for Victoria before you leave do you have anything to say? I guess not. Time to take the new...Tumble of Shame! *shoves Victoria of the side of the mountain.* Well that looks very painful...to bad I don't care. So it looks like you guys get to live for another day...for now. Good night.
==Episode 3: Round the Mountain==
Chris: Good morning contestants. Just chat and rest while I prepare the challenge...*leaves*
Jimmy: Chris is kinda creeping me out.
Steven: Woo HOO!!! We won!!!
Marco: Not for long.
Carter: We can win this challenge! Ooh, can we all win this one? That seems fun, right!?
Lexi: Shut up. All of you. Just... shut up. *Stabs a knife into the ground*
Steven: *bursts into tears at Lexi's evil*
Jimmy: (CONF) I gotta step it up. I almost got eliminated.
Nemo: (CONF) Blah, this confessional sucks! I think of something more heroic. This is giving us torture and injecting us evil. :(
Jaine: (CONF) This confession is worse than Chris himself.
Lexi: *Pulls the knife out of the ground and groans* (CONF) *Raises knife* I'm going to stab someone if they don't shut the hell up! *Stabs the confessional's wall* (END CONF)
Marco: *leans against the wall and feels the knife pierce his skin.* OW!
Jaine: (CONF) Everyone here is evil! Except for Steven, he's pretty nice, and Nemo who's just, Nemo.
Dann: WHERES MY SCREEN TIME *punches Marco*
Marco: *grabs Dan and throws him onto a very small ledge just above a 100 foot drop down to the snowy woods below* Heh heh.
Dann: *nothing happens because you spelled his name wrong gg, then hogs the camera* TELL THE HOST TO MAKE CHALLENGES HAPPEN MORE QUICK!
Marco: *kicks Dann in the testicles* Don't be so imaptient.
Dann: *pushes Marco off a 9001 mile cliff into the underworld* and don't be a screen time hogger.
Nemo: Hey, Janie, how come you can hear my confessionals?
Jaine: I don't hear it, I see it.
Chris: K. Here is today's challenge. I will say either up or down. And then you guys will say the opposite of what I say. So for example if I say "Up", you guys would respond "Down." How this will work is that after a set amount of time, the last person to post and everyone who didn't post will be out the challenge. The team who loses all of their members first will lose and end up eliminating a member. So let's begin.
UP
Nemo: Down!
Jimmy: Down!
Steven: Down, as in you guys are going DOWN!!!
Carter: Down! *Laughs*
Lexi: *Twirling her knife* ... Down.
Dann: Down
Jaine: Down
Marco; Down
Chandler: Down
Mickey: Down
Vaughan: Down, of course.
Lea: Down...
Chris: Well a lot of time has passed...let's see who is out. Austin, Mike, and Juliette are out for not saying "Down" and Lea was the last one to post so she's also out. Continuing on with... DOWN! 
Carter: Up! Up, up, up! *Giggles*
Lexi: ... Up. *Rolls her eyes*
Marco: Up.
Chandler: Up
Mickey: Up
Nemo: Up!
Chris: And time... who is out now? Jimmy, Jaine, Vaughan, Dann, and Steven. Each team has three players left. So it's time to slightly change things up. The first team to have each of their 3 remaining members say "Chris is the best" wins the challenge. GO!
Chandler: Chris is the best
Mickey: Chris is the best
Lexi: Chris... is... the... b-b... -est. Best. There...? (CONF) *Holds up knife* That... conceited little-- (END CONF)
Carter: Chris! Is the best! Woohoo! Ha!
Marco; Chris is the best! (CONF) *vomits*
Chris: *wipes a tear of his face* I know you all love me...but please control yourselfs. Anyway the Garnet Legion win the challenge! I'll be seeing the Viridian Knights at elimination.
===Elimination Ceremony 2: Viridian Knights===
Chris: Welcome to your first elimination ceremony Knights. Vote off someone from your team in the CONF so we can get this party started.
Mike: I vote for Dann!
Juliette: Dann.
Vaughan: (CONF) Hmm...ahh, Dann, I suppose...
Chandler: (CONF) I vote for Dann 
Lexi: (CONF) An annoying waste that's on this team... Yep, Dann it is. (END CONF)
Chris: Well this went fast. Anyway the majority has spoken so goodbye Dann. *pushes Dann of the side of the mountain* What will happen next time? Tune in to find out on Total Dram Ascension!
==Episode 4: The Motion Commotion==
Chris: Hello Contestants. Are you ready for another fun and exciting challenge?
Nemo: Yes!
Marco: (CONF) *Laughs uncontrollably for around 15 seconds, then stops abrubtly* Wait, he's not joking?
Chris: Okay. Since some of you guys are a little...camera shy. I'm making a mandatory speaking challenge. For this challenge you have 24 hours to say something about yourself. The team that has the most members saying something wins the challenge. However, all the members of the losing team will get immunity if they speak. So good luck!
===Knight's Chat===
Nemo: I am Nemo Hyungi Park, or simply, "The Gamer", I am a contestant who has competed in numerous competitions. Let's me show you a few competitions I done. Total Drama Battle of the Originals: Revolution In TDBotO:R, I was the second member of his team eliminated. I was eliminated via challenge and later returned for a second chance. Upon my return, I was voted out. And I yet again returns, but I was disqualified.
Total Drama: All-Stars vs. Underdogs 3 - I returns as a contestant on TD:ASvsUD. However, this marks my worst season ever, as he was the first on his team eliminated and I was the 4th eliminated overall. In this season, I only won one challenge.
Big Family 9: Fans vs. Favorites - In BG9:FvF3, I was once again an early elimination victim. In Day 1, I was almost eliminated, but survived in a 4-6 vote. However, I was eliminated on Day 2.
Nano's Treasure Adventure: Secret Ruins - I survived a while in this season. I narrowly survived elimination twice and placed 9th in this season.
Nano's Treasure Adventure: Jungle Trip - I has been the 2nd member of his team voted off, and the overall 3rd contestant eliminated.
But for me, I hope to make it far, even the merge! After all, my average record for winning is 55.392%!
Lexi: Apparently I'm in this competition.... *Sighs* That's all.
Vaughan: Hello, fellow teammates, I am Vaughan. It's a pleasure to have met you all.That's pretty much all I had to say to secure us a point, so, there you go.
===Legion's Chat===
Jaine: I'm Jaine and I was only in one other show. There I was voted off first because the brothers voted me off. This is my other show I'm in and I know who is who from research. There's a lot of evil people here so I have to be carfull I shall try to survive them! Idk.
Carter: I'm Carter! Muaha! *Giggles* Oh, um, I'm... happy, and I'm fun, and I'm a cute little guy, and I'm... uh... *Laughs*
Lea: Um...hi...
Chris: Well it's been way more than 24 hours and...it's a tie. So there is a simple solution... this means a double elimination!
===Elimination Ceremony 3: Knights and Legion===
Chris: Okay so vote for who you want off your team and Nemo, Lexi, Vaughan, Jaine, Carter, and Lea are all immune for actually participating in the challenge.
Nemo: I vote for Steven.
Lexi: (CONF) My vote's for Steven. What an annoying moron. (END CONF)
Jaine: (CONF) I vote Marco he's evil.
Carter: (CONF) Ugh, voting for someone to leave, sucks! What's the first name I can remember...? Oh! Uh, uh! Hmm... Jimmy! I'm sorry, but... I can't... remember anyone else.... (END CONF)
Marco: (CONF) Jimmy seems smart. He has a chance of seeing right through me. . .so goodbye Jimmy!
Chris: Come on children. Keep voting <.<
Chandler: (CONF) I vote for Steven
Mickey: (CONF) I'm voting for Jimmy
Chris: Well enough time has passed...and sadly, Steven and Jimmy will be leaving us. *shoves both of them off of the cliff* As you can tell...I'm crushed. Anyway see you all next time.
==Episode 5: Name That Challenge!==
Chris: The next challenge will mess with your heads so make sure to bring your A-Game.
Jaine: But what of we only have B-Games, or C, or D, or F.
Chris: Then it sucks to be you. Anyways here's your challenge. I will ask a question that involves a challenge from a previous Total Drama Season and the first person to name the episode the challenge accrued in gets their team a point. The first team to get 5 points wins immunity. Here is your first question.
What episodes involves a earthquake simulator as one part of a challenge that ended up with a contestant breaking his jaw?
Jaine: Master of Disasters?
Marco: Master of Disasters!
Jaine: Hold on I forgot the other episode it's Mutiny on the Soundstage.
Chris: All I needed was Master of Disasters so Jaine scores a point for the Legion. The next question. What episode's challenge involves the contestants hunting for eggs in the Fun Zone?
Jaine: No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition?
Chris: Correct. Another point for the Legion. What episode's challenge involved the contestants hunting for deer with paintball guns?
Marco: Oh! I know! Paintball Deer Hunter!
Chris: Well the Knights better step up their game since Marco scores the Legion another point! What episode's challenge involves recovering a coin from a monkey?
Vaughan: Mo’ Monkey Mo’ Problems, was it not?
Chris: That is correct and the Knights are on the board! The score is 3-1 and here is the next question. What episode's challenge involves the first contestant to ever sing on the show? 
Chandler: The Princess Pride?
Chris: Here's a hint...it's an early episode from season 1. 
Mickey: Not Quite Famous
Chris: Corret. The Legion just needs one more point for the win. What episode's challenge takes place in Germany? 
Mickey: Slap Slap Revolution
Chris: And the Garnet Legion wins! I will see the Viridian Knights at elimination.
===Elimination Ceremony 4: Viridian Knights===
Chris: Okay you guys know you the drill. Vote out a teammate in the CONF
Chandler: (CONF) I vote for Nemo.
Lexi: (CONF) Nemo belongs in the ocean, not in a competition where he does nothing. Ugh. I vote for him. (END CONF)
Vaughan: (CONF) What an unsettling slaughter! Nemo has contributed the least, so it's time for him and the team to part ways. Farewell, Nemo.
Jaine: Wait! NLG who plays Nemo is blocked for an amount of time he can't survive so Nemo is technically already eliminated.
Chris: I am aware of "this user NLG" being blocked...however I just wanted to wait until Nemo's elimination was official. *shoves Nemo off of the cliff* Who will be next to fall? Find out next time on Total Drama Ascension!
==Episode 6: Pop Goes the Camper==
Chris: Okay Chatty Campers...time for a challenge. There are 11 balloons and in each one is a prize...or a punishment. All you have to do is choose any number 1 through 11. That numbered balloon is yours and after everyone chooses, the balloons will pop and the prize or punishment is yours. Now here is the kicker...one of the balloons...contains Auto-Eliminate. With this, the person who chooses this balloon, gets to eliminate any contestant. So choose carefully. Here by the way is a list of all the items in the balloons.
Prizes
#Chris's Autograph
#A Gilded Chris Award
#A Marshmallow
#Jason's Moustache
#Courtney's PDA
Punishments
#Chef's Autograph
#Fang
#Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom
#Nemo
#Heather's Wig
Chris: And of course the Auto-Eliminate. Anyways you all have 24 hours to pick a balloon...otherwise I will random.org your choices. And once again, choose carefully!
Jaine: *picks balloon 7*
Lexi: *Picks balloon 5*
Carter: *Picks balloon 1* Yay!
Vaughan: *picks balloon 3* Ah, very nice.
Lea: *picks balloon 11*
Chandler: *picks balloon 8*
Mickey: *picks balloon 2* 
Chris: Well I gave you guys plenty of time... so with a little help from Random.org here is the line up 
#Carter
#Mickey
#Vaughan
#Austin
#Lexi
#Marco
#Jaine
#Chandler
#Mike
#Juliette
#Lea
And now... *pops the balloons* Here are what's in the balloons
#Heather's Wig
#Chris's Autograph
#Nemo
#Jason's Stache
#A Marshmallow
#Chef's Autograph
#Fang
#Auto-Eliminate
#Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom
#Gilded Chris Award
#Courtney's PDA
Chris: And with that Chandler wins Auto-Eliminate and the challenge! Everyone you can choose to keep your prizes or not.
===Elimination Ceremony 5===
Chris: Welcome everyone! Now Chandler as winning the Auto-Eliminate you can choose anyone to eliminate. Now who are choosing to send tumbling down this mountain?
Chandler: Jaine because she's one of the most active on the other team. It's only strategic Jaine sorry.
Chris: And with that...I'm sorry Jaine but goodbye. *Pushes Jaine off of the cliff*
==Episode 7: Say My Name==
Chris: Well are you guys ready for another simple challenge? This one is easy. All you gotta do is...say another camper's name. Here is the one rule...you have to choose a camper other than one of your own. The challenge will end when a majority of campers have spoken. Begin. 
Chandler: Lexi
Mickey: Carter
Vaughan: Juliette.
Lea: ...Mickey...
Chris: Keep up the good work children.
Lexi: Uh, Chandler.
Carter: Hmm... Lea! *Giggles*
Chris: Okay that is a majority...and now here is part 2 of the challenge. Only those who had their name call can compete. So only Lea, Carter, and Mickey for the Legion and Lexi, Juliette, and Chandler for the Knights. And the first team too have all of those three members say "I" win the challenge. Go!
Vaughan: Good luck, guys.
Lea: ...I.
Chris: *sips tea* 
Chandler: I 
Mickey: I 
Carter: I! Whoo!
Lexi: I....
Juliette: I.
Chris: Since the three campers representing the Garnet Legion said I first they win. I will see the Viridian Knights at elimination.
===Elimination Ceremony 6: Viridian Knights===
Chris: You know what to do. Vote out a teammate that will be sent tumbling down this mountain! 
Chandler: (CONF) Mike where were you? 
Lexi: (CONF) An annoying loser who doesn't seem to exist...? Mike. (END CONF)
Vaughan: (CONF) I'm fairly sure Mike hasn't even spoken. It's a shock I even know his name...
Chris: Well it's fairly obvious who you want gone. So hot dogs for you all...except the guy who dosen't talk. You in the back....Mike? I think that's your name. Your out. *shoves Mike of off the cliff* Well that was a "fun" episode. But guess what guys. Starting at the next challenge... the teams are merged! So enjoy what little time you have left with your team.
Mike: (CONF) *Holds up sign* "I can't talk" 
==Episode 8: Boast or You're Toast==
Chris: Just chat or don't chat. It's your choice.
Chris: Well...time for a challenge I guess. All you have to do is give a compliment about one of your fallen comrades. This is the important part. The last 2 people to say a compliment will be eliminated. So good luck and begin!
Vaughan: Mike was a nice lad. Or at least, he didn't talk so he never was harmful to us and for that, I'm grateful.
Lea: ...Jimmy was smart, I think...
Chandler: Nemo was a very nice teammate and I hate that he had to leave. I admire his heroism.
Mickey: Jaine's ability to break the fourth wall is amazing and interesting and funny to viewers. 
Chris: Keep it up guys.
Lexi: Compliment? But they were all... so terrible. Um, uh, I guess... Victoria wasn't completely annoying. Mostly because she didn't talk, but still.
Carter: Can I really only compliment one!? They were all so greatly amazing! But if I really can only do one, Jaine was fun! Ha, ha-ha, ha! *Jumps around*
Chris: Six of the nine remaining contestants are safe. There are three left. Who will be the last one to give a compliment...and which two will be sent tumbling down the mountain?
Chris: Very well...I am giving 24 more hours and that is final. If none of the three steps up and gives a compliment, we will have a vote.
===Elimination Ceremony 7: Everyone===
Chris: Since no one else gave a compliment...that means Austin, Marco, and Juliette are on the chopping block. Vote off the two campers that you want sent tumbling down the mountain!
Chandler: (CONF) Marco and Juliette
Mickey: (CONF) Marco and Juliette 
Lea: (CONF) Juliette and Marco...
Vaughan: (CONF) Marco has been a watered-down version of Max- all who besmirch his name must suffer...that and he might hurt my competition in getting girls. Also Austin- has he even said anything? Ahh, well...good luck to them in the real world.
Chris: Well it's sad to say, but goodbye Juliette and Marco *shoves the pair off the cliff*.
==Episode 9: We're Free-Falling==
Chris: If you still care, you can chat until the challenge. *leaves to cry in his mansion*
Vaughan: Well, then...that was odd. I'm certain we're a social group- yeah, who am I kidding...
Chef: Ah a small child. I realized that I haven't been feeding you children for the entire season. I assume your hungry so eat up! *gives Vaughn a plate of food* This is leftovers from the first episode...enjoy! 
Vaughan: ...Good enough. *begins to eat*
Austin: Yes *eats* 
Chris: *runs out of the mansion* PEOPLE TALKING! HOORAY! *hugs Vaughan and Austin while shedding tears of joy* 
===Challenge 9===
Chris: Okay this is a simple challenge. There are 8 elevators. All you have to do is chose a number 1 through 8. After everyone is in a elevator, I will use random.org. If your elevator is chosen, your elevator will drop. I will keep this up until only one elevator is left. Whoever is inside that elevator wins immunity. Begin!
Lexi: Whatever. *Shuffles to elevator #2 and gets in*
Carter: Yay! Elevators! They go up and down, or down and then up! Yay! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha... cha! *Runs in elevator #7*
Vaughan: Hmm. *goes to Elevator #3*
Lea: ... *goes to Elevator #8*
Chandler: *goes to Elevator #1*
Mickey: *goes to Elevator #6*
Austin: *Goes elevator #4*
Chris: All right. Since the interns miscounted the number of elevators...I'm going to throw Mr. Coconut into Elevator #5. *Tosses Mr. Coconut into said elevator* Now I will begin the random.org process.
Chris: Alright the random.org process is over. The results can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPzLRrRpOB0. Anyway thanks Mr. Coconut for showing up. *Tosses Mr. Coconut off the mountain* And congrats to our winner!
Lexi: Yay, woohoo, harrah. *Flails arms* Let's get this over with.
===Elimination Ceremony 9===
Chris: Vote for anyone except for Lexi.
Lexi: (CONF) While it is a relief he doesn't talk, Austin still needs to get out, because I'm not risking losing to someone who does nothing. Well, obviously I'm not going to lose at all, but... (END CONF)
Carter: (CONF) Austin! Everyone else works so hard! Sorry, Austin! Yay! *Giggles* (END CONF)
Chris: Voting ends soon.
Chandler: (CONF) I vote for Austin.
Mickey: (CONF) I vote for Austin. I'm surprised he did the challenge.
Austin: WAIT! I QUIT! Because you know I've done so much for everyone and also.... I know LEXI would have been voted out... Quit/voted out title it how you please *Flies away* 
Vaughan: (CONF) He's quiting, therefore I vote Austin. Put him out of his misery, I suppose.
Lea: (CONF) Austin...
Chris: Well...Austin's gone. And I didn't get to push him off the mountain. *runs into a mansion with tears running down his face*
==Episode 10: Chillin Like a Villain==
Chris: So. Talk if you want.
Chris: Okay...so today's challenge is...well I'll let my friend Bruce introduce the challenge.
Bruce: *Appears from a cloud of smoke* I'm Batman. So here is Batman's dilemma; I have grown bored of fighting the same super villains everyday. I want you guys to make me a new super villain. All you need is a name, any special abilities/weapons, and the villain's background (ex. What made the villain into what he is). Best one wins immunity and Batman's respect.
Lexi: Elemental. Special abilities would be anything to do with the four main elements: water, fire, earth, air. For example, if water were near by, he could cause a tsunami. He could conjure fire from his hands and burn someone alive. He could sink into the ground, and cause the entire Earth to collapse or something stupid like that. Or, he could just drift away into the wind and blow you away or something. Like any normal villain, his origin was caused because of radioactive junk. Working late in the office, blah blah blah, spilled some stuff over him and dropped some stuff, combined, oh, and did I mention he was like a scientist that studied the elements or something. Yeah, that's important. I think. I don't know.... I don't care. *Shuffles away* (CONF) *Crosses arms and glares at the camera* Shut up. (END CONF)
Carter: Mad-Man! He could be like an exact copy of you, um... Bat... man? Anyway, he could be like an exact copy, doing the same things you do, and thinking the same way you do. That would be a nice match-up for you, right? *Grins widely* (CONF) *Giggles* Yay! *Giggles* (END CONF)
Chris: Yall have 24 hours to think of a villain! 
Chandler: Inferno. Special abilities is the ability to use fire as a weapon. He is the way he is because of an explosion at a chemical waste facility. The waste mixed with fire gave him his powers. 
Mickey: Frostbite. He has the power to freeze people with his freeze gun. When he was a teenager his parents owned an ice cream store but one day they got locked in the freezer and no one helped but finally he managed to escape but his parents died of frostbite. This is why he is the way he is.
Vaughan: The Mercenary.  He was in the Great War of Riverwood, trying to defend his homeland and the Leader of Riverwood, Sven. As the rebellion went on, the Mercenary went up the ranks, capturing needed victorys and such, to the point he became a personal appointed guard by Sven. In a surprise ambush and masterstroke by the opposing group, Sven was told to escape by his three guards through the secret passageway. As their infantry failed at keeping them out, the other two guards fled, leaving the Mercenary alone to fight the group. He was tortured to the point one of his arms fell off, humiliated, and captured in a Hidden Prison by the opposers. As Sven made a miraculous come back with his army, the Hidden Prison was too hidden to be found, and the Mercenary stayed there, alone for a year. After finally digging enough with his spoon and one-arm, he made an escape and began taking up Mercenary work to get pay to fix his arm. No one was willing to hire a one-armed soldier, so he worked on his own arm, day in, and day out. His hand can switch to a chainsaw, sword, gun, bazooka, and bow. It can also sent Electric Sparks to paralyze and damage opponents, and maybe even blind them from the bright colors. He was then finally hired by a masked man to complete a task. He did what was required, but the man laughed and just claimed it was a joke "but thanks". In rage, the Mercenary grabbed him from behind and took off his mask. It was one of the two guards. In a blind rage, the Mercenary killed him, and every man in the town (note: It was not Riverwood). He was wanted, and ran off to another land where more continously used him and didn't pay him. He snapped and started killing everyone with no mercy. He now only cared about himself. He doesn't even care about Sven. The only way he would spare a life, was if they would pay him to let him live. He strikes in the shadows and has the weapons listed before at his disposal as his powers. His heart is buried away somewhere, possibly never to be seen and has connections with multiple towns's police men to let him get away with it, as long as he gives the town half of any profits he has made.
Lea: ...Speedstrike. She wears high-speed shoes designed by a shoe company she stole the blueprints for. She built them herself and also made it so her steps wouldn't be heard. She carries an axe with her and uses her speed to steal from people and/or assassinate people. She also has gloves she uses as a last resort which shoots out poisonous gasses, which also company her hooded mask, so she can't inhale the gasses. She was always an orphan beggar who was ignored, so she took to stealing. That's how she ended up being Speedstrike...yeah...
Bruce: Well you all have very creative villains...although the one who could work as a new villain...is Lea's idea.
Chris: So Lea wins immunity. Well done.
===Elimination Ceremony 10===
Chris: K vote for anyone except Lea.
Lexi: (CONF) Mickey was so unrealistic, so I vote him. That's obviously Mr. Freeze, like-- Err, it reminds me of someone that's already a Batman villain-- Um, uh, I mean... Ugh! *Impales the camera with her knife* (END CONF)
Chandler: (CONF) Uh I guess Carter? 
Mickey: (CONF) Tough vote but Carter 
Lea: (CONF) ...Mickey...sorry...
Vaughan: (CONF) Ahh, a tough vote, but I suppose...hmm...Mickey? Sure, that will do.
Carter: (CONF) Mickey! Sorry guy! We'll miss you! 
Chris: And with that...hotdogs to everyone except for Mickey. Sorry dude...but farewell. *pushes Mickey off of the mountain*
==Episode 11: I Don't Know Anymore==
Chris: Hi.
Carter: Hi! *Laughs*
Lexi: ...
Chandler: So...
Carter: Um...
Lexi: ...
Lea: ...Is this still a show?
Carter: HI! *LAUGHS*
Chris: *sips tea*
Lexi: So... if you're just going to sit there, can we at least get some tea too? I know I'm pulling at straws here, or however that phrase goes, but... worth a shot.... *Puts up hood, sits down, and starts stabbing at the ground with her knife*
Chris: No you all must starve! Anyways since apparently your hungry...here are some pizza. *boxes of pizza appears* Your challenge is simple...throw some pizza onto the cabin's roof. You can only throw on pizza at a time. The contestant who throws the most pizza in 24 hours win immunity. GO.
Vaughan: *throws pizza onto the roof* (1)
Lea: *throws pizza onto the roof* (1)
Lexi: Whatever. *Throws pizza on the roof* (1)
Carter: YAY! *Throws pizza on the roof* (1)
Vaughan: *throws pizza onto the roof* (2)
Lea: *throws pizza onto the roof* (2)
Lexi: *Throws pizza onto the roof* (2)
Carter: Whip... EE! *Throws pizza on the roof* (2)
Vaughan: *throws pizza onto the roof* (3)
Lea: *throws pizza onto the roof* (3)
Lexi: *Throws pizza onto the roof* (3)
Carter: Heh-heh! *Throws pizza on the roof* (3)
Vaughan: *throws pizza onto the roof* (4)
Lea: *throws pizza onto the roof* (4)
Lexi: *Throws pizza onto the roof* (4)
Carter: Uwagha! *Throws pizza on the roof* (4)
Vaughan: *throws pizza onto the roof* (5)
Lea: *throws pizza onto the roof* (5)
Chris: *remembers that this exists* Okay. Vaughan and Lea both threw the most pizza's onto the roof. So the first one between them wins immunity.
Vaughan: Okay. *throws a pizza on the roof*
Chris: K Vaughan wins. Vote someone off.
Lexi: Um, all right? (CONF) I vote Chandler.... Yeah. *Exits* (END CONF)
Carter: WHEE-HEE-HEE! (CONF) I guess, um... Chandler, because, yeah, sorry, or something... Uwagha! (END CONF)
Vaughan: (CONF) Chandler. I'm actually surprised you're here, I imagined it only us 4...apologies.
Lea: (CONF) ...Chandler.
Chris: K. *pushes Chandler of the cliff*
Lexi: ... Cool. *Walks away*
==Episode 12: Almost done with this camp==
Chris: Okay. For today's challenge post a picture of something that I, Chris Mclean would like.
Vaughans.PNG|Vaughan's
Leas.jpg|Lea's
GlidedChrisNoBG.png|Lexi's
chef-hatchet-and-total-drama-world-tour-gallery.png|Carter's
Chris:...I like them all :D. So you all win. So vote off whoever you like.
Carter: Well... I'm going to quit. The other three here really deserve to continue, and I don't. So, I'm removing myself from the competition. I forget why I was here in the first place. I forget everything from before I came here. I BLAME ALIENS! *Runs to the cliff's edge* I'M NOT A CRUSTY CRAB...!
Lea: I quit too....bye....
Chris: Okay. *shoves the pair into a heart shape wagon and pushes it off the cliff* And we are down to two. Who will win? I don't know.
==Episode 13: Finale Time==
Chris: Talk.
Lexi: Speak. (CONF) So, I made it to the finale.................... big whoop. (END CONF)
Chris: Okay for your final challenge. Explain why you should win and I will have an unbiased judge (aka a different user) to determine who wins the grand prize. Go. 
Lexi: ... Um, I don't know. I didn't do anything. I'm not worthy. I don't care. Getting thrown off a cliff sounds fun, though, so.... I don't know.
Vaughan: I personally believe Lexi should take the prize, after all ladies first. But I guess, if I do have to say something good about myself on why I should win...um...I'm actually unsure. None of us really did anything outstanding. All we did was breathe air- which was more than I can say for some...I'm serious- did any of us die during the production of this or are the teens of today- myself included- just sort lazy and inactive...it's saddening and frightening, to speak the truth. Just imagine the future...I'm pretty sure we do not need the money- for something that will make us lazy, no- I believe that we should all just donate the money to charity and call it a draw- for just breathing- it would not be fair to win a million dollars, while people in other nations starve- we have viruses going out- everything! I believe we will be perfectly fine with no money...plus the aspect of getting thrown off a cliff and possibly surviving and living to tell the tale would be the only major talking point I would have about my experiences here that I could actually feel proud of, when I'm a grandfather or something of that sort. I don't want to just tell my grandchildren, "I won money because I breathed air." No. Thank you for your time and this....experience? I mean, of course no money would hurt- for money is money in this cruel world- but, you get my point, don't you?
Lexi: Sure. Whatever. Let's give the money to charities. I don't care. Or do I? I don't know. Oh, well.
Chris: Well good job judge who never came <.<
So I guess who ever posts I love Chris wins.V
Vaughan: I love Chris. Now give the money to charity.
Chris: *donates the Money to the Chris Foundation* K. This is done. Bye.
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