Lemur Screws On The Loose (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Twist and Twirl's Introduction ==
Twist: "Hello, I'm Twist."
Twirl: "And I'm Twirl."
Twist: "Today, we are going to give you an episode you will enjoy for all you people whose sense of humor is pitch black."
Twirl: "Oh, get ready for our debut!"
== Ring Intro ==
Twist: "We're ring tailed lemurs in what is called a ring intro. Ring any bells to you?"
Lanolin rang her Rhythm Wispon
The two lemurs gasp and run away
The title card was revealed after the rings disappeared
== Episode ==
Twist: she pretended to be Maria
Twirl: she pretended to be a GUN Soldier "Stop rescuing Shadow!" she shot Twist with a water gun
Twist: she fell down
Twirl: "And that's an example of what our comedy is like."
Cake: she shudders
Candy: "What? Are you crazy? Even I wouldn't do that!"
Twirl: "We are going to trick the city into thinking Maria deserved to die!"
Cookie: "Someone please call a therapist or a psychologist."
Cake: "Mom works well as one."
The Lemur Twins went to the city with signs saying "Maria deserved to die!"
The people were mad at the lemurs
Tangle: she gasps "No way! That's way too far! Your humor is so dark, I couldn't see a single thing in it!"
Twist: "Oh, what took you so long, Mom?"
Twirl: "We just love a little mischief."
Twist: she puts pictures of Maria's death everywhere in the city
The Mobians were mad at the Lemur Twins
The Lemur Twins ran away and went to the Pepper X Seasoning Factory
Workers: they gasped "THE LEMUR TWINS!"
Twist: she hit one of the people who ran the factory with a hammer and knocked them out, thus giving her access to the Pepper X Seasoning Factory
The mob tried to get the Lemur Twins, who were hanging on the switch, then they opened the vault of the Pepper X Seasoning
The Pepper X Seasoning fell on everyone's mouths, and their mouths burnt on fire, making the mob go to a doctor
Twirl: she laughs crazily
Shadow: "Stop right there! YOU DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE DEATH OF MARIA!" he got out two guns and tried shooting at the lemurs
Twirl: she put a strawberry in the barrel of both guns
Shadow: he tried shooting the two, but both guns exploded on him "You don't escape the Ultimate Lifeform! Chaos Spear!" he shot spears of Chaos Energy at the Twins
Twist and Twirl: they dodged the spears by using their tails to hang onto a crate and swing away from the spears
Shadow: he homing attacked the twins
Twist: she was knocked out
Twirl: "TWIST! PLEASE SPEAK TO ME!"
Twist: she coughs
Twirl: "Please don't die, my sister!"
Twist: she pretends to be dead
Twirl: she cries
Shadow: "That'll teach her a lesson."
Twirl: "HOW IS SHE GONNA LEARN IT?"
The water filled the factory, and Shadow was about to drown
Twist: "Just kidding! I wasn't dead!"
The twins laughed and ran away from the factory
Twirl: "And we were also kidding about thinking Maria deserved to die!"
Freedom Fighters HQ
Sally: "Looks like we've got something to do. I know we are the Freedom Fighters, but that's ABSOLUTE freedom. And we only believe in true freedom. Meaning doing the right thing mostly unconditionally and helping out people."
Sonic: "They've fed an entire MOB with Pepper X!"
Amy: "Just because they want to keep believing that Maria deserved to die."
Tails: "These kids are crazy."
Knuckles: "And they defeated Shadow."
Amy: "Let me deal with them." she teleports to the Lemur Twins
Strawberry Warehouse
Twist: she ate strawberries
Amy: she teleported in front of the Lemur Twins "Hello. I've seen news that you crazy kids were messing with people by joking about Maria. That's terrible!"
Twirl: "We were just joking about it."
Amy: "But your insensitivity is off the charts! We need to have a little talk."
Shadow: he teleported to Twist and Twirl "Not now, Amy. I have some unfinished business with these two. Chaos..." he was charging a Chaos Blast
Twist: "We can like Black Doom if we want! We can be friends with him!"
Twirl: "It's our freedom! You're violating the Mobian's right to Freedom of Speech when you say we can't like Black Doom!"
Shadow: "Blast!" he performed a Chaos Blast and it sent Twist and Twirl to the ceiling, then destroyed the strawberries, turning them into strawberry juice
Twist: "Ugh..."
Twirl: "Strawberry juice!"
Twist: "We're swimming in it!"
Amy: "Twist! Twirl! Stop joking about Maria's death!"
Twist: "Hmm... nope."
Amy: "Why?"
Twist: "Because we're crazy! We love joking about topics like these!"
Amy: "But it's insensitive! Maria's death impacted Shadow. It made Gerald Robotnik try destroying the world. And in general, joking about a child's death is not good."
Twirl: "We're children too. And much younger than Maria when she died."
Amy: "That's no excuse!"
Twist: "That's a violation of the Right to Freedom of Expression."
Amy: "Freedom of Expression my face!"
Twist and Twirl: they left the warehouse
Amy: "Looks like we've got a special case." she teleports back to the Freedom Fighters
Freedom Fighters HQ
Amy: "Rotor, Antoine, Queen Sally, everyone else, those screwballs are really screwy!"
Sally: "Then for everyone's safety, we have to confront them."
All members went to the Lemur Twins who were now in the spa
Twist: she was relaxing in the spa with Twirl until the Freedom Fighters showed up "How did you know we were here? This place is random!"
Amy: "Tarot cards."
The two ran away
Sonic: "You're running away from me? You're running away from me?" he caught the two by the tails
Twirl: "Too bad we can just do this." she opens the door to the sauna by stretching her tail and extending herself to the door "Maybe you need to relax after dealing with such a screwy lemur."
The Freedom Fighters went to the sauna
Twist: she closed the door and hammered a lot of barricades with 3 hammers
The sign for "sauna" fell off, revealing another sign, which said "Oven"
Antoine: he holds a sign saying "They got us..."
The Twins ran away
Knuckles: he punched the door
The Lemur Twins kept saying "Maria deserved her death!"
Trip: "How could you say that Maria deserved her death? How could you be so insensitive about the death of a child?" she used her helmet and hid from the Lemur Twins
Twist: she gets out 3 hammers and used them to hit Trip on the head (or helmet)
Twirl: she laughs and runs away with Twist, and they continue to make jokes about Maria's death everywhere
The Freedom Fighters cornered the Lemur Twins
Twirl: "What do you want with us?"
Cream: "Please stop this!"
Tangle: "Looks like someone's not going to have dessert after dinner."
Twist: "But Mom, we were only mischievous!"
Twirl: "We only wanted to do it to beat the world-famous Prower Sisters in comedy!"
Cake: "Well, why didn't you say so?"
Candy: "What do you say? Tricksters' challenge?"
Twist: "TRICKSTERS' CHALLENGE! TRICKSTERS' CHALLENGE!"
Cookie: "Best of 3."
Twirl: "Right."
Tricksters' Challenge
Candy: she was disguised as a Zombot
Twist: she removed Candy's disguise "Aha! You can't scare me!"
An anvil fell on Twist's head
The costume was revealed to have a wire connected to the trapdoor in the ceiling, which had an anvil
Shadow: "Now I've gotcha, you rascals!"
Twist: "Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til Black Doom comes back?"
Shadow: "Shoot you now!"
Twist: "You keep out of this! She doesn't have to shoot you now!"
Shadow: "Pronouns, eh? Well..." he shot at Twist
Twist: her fur was removed from her body
Twirl: "Batter up! You're next, Candy."
Candy: she gets a bat
Twirl: she pitches a bomb at Candy
Candy: she hits the bomb with a light swing of her bat and it went to Twirl
Twirl: she got the bomb and was about to pitch it at Candy when it exploded on her face
Candy: she eats a carrot "Hey, here's a strawberry!"
Twist: she bit on the strawberry, but it exploded in her mouth, and she let out a fiery burp
Cookie: she fed Twirl a lot of soda and a lot of mentos
Twirl: "Ha! The very thing that makes it-" her stomach bubbles
Cookie: "You forgot that it's a cartoon."
Twirl: "Uh oh..."
Twirl is taken to the hospital by Tangle
Cake: "This episode is random! I love it!"
Chainsaws were surrounding Cake
Cake: she flies away from the Chainsaws
Twist: "Oh, darn it. Almost got her. Don't worry..." she grabbed Cake with her tail and made her touch the chainsaw
The scene was censored with an "Eat At Joe's" advertisement
Candy: she rings a bell
Twist: she grabs Candy and hits her with 2 hammers
It was a fake, and it activated another anvil trap, which hit Twist
Candy: "Thanks for testing my trap."
Twist: she shows the bunnies some carrots
Candy and Cookie: they follow the carrots
Twist: she walked away until she pulled the lever with her tail, activating the trap
The bunnies fell into a hole
Twist: she laughs "I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha!" she dug a hole in the ground to cover the other hole and put a flower and a gravestone
Candy and Cookie: they popped out of the ground with zombie suits
Twist: "REAL ZOMBIES!" she ran away "Sorry what I did to you, girls! I was just jealous that you were popular and I wasn't, but remember, you still are my friends!"
Candy and Cookie: they removed their suits "Got her! We win!"
Twist: she was mad and tried hitting the two with Amy's hammer
Candy: she sprayed Twist
Twist: she dropped the hammer and it hit her tail heavily
Candy: "Look who else has to go to the hospital!"
Twist: she was taken to the hospital
Cake: "So how did you do?"
Candy: "CAKE?"
Cake: "Yeah, I know right? Well, that was a fake paper robot."
The fake "Cake" was revealed to have been shredded into pieces
Candy: "Why did you leave us?"
Cake: "Well, I wanted to reveal that it was a fake paper robot of me, but it would kill the joke."
Cookie: "Makes sense."
Hospital
Tangle: "Well, I hope you learned your lesson. Don't joke about Maria's death."
Twirl: "Fine, Mom. We desperately wanted to one-up those girls."
Tangle: "I've shown some jealousy before, I know how it felt."
Twist: "And we love pranking people!"
Tangle: "But you went too far this time."
Cream: "What she said. Don't joke about Maria's death again, or you will have some inescapable consequences."
Twirl: "Fine."
The End!
== Metal Virus Gag 1 ==
Twist, Twirl, Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they dressed up as Zombots and went to Cream
Cream: she screamed so loudly that the glass condo she was in collapsed
The 5 removed their suits and laughed
The End!
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