St. Jeresa's

St. Jeresa's is one of the ten obastships of the Most Serene Republic of Ottawa South. It is ruled by a Libertarian-Papist government. It borders the 417 freeway to the North (just South of the St. Laurent shopping mall, the first place of invasion if Canada were to attack), Ganjaland to the South, with Riverview and Immaculate Conception Oblastship to the West.
There used to be poor people living in the Southern part of the oblastship, however once welfare was abolished, they either got jobs in Ganjaland working on the marijuana plantations or they migrated to one of the Protestant-Socialist oblastship where they could resume milking the welfare by cashing checks in four different names, working under the table and evading income tax as they notoriously did when Ottawa South was part of Canada. To the North lies an industrial sector where manufacturers indulge in the perks of operating in a tax haven, and where Joel likes to go to church. In the central area lies a segment of the Republic's night life, where only those who don't reside in a Papist-Libertarian province of the Republic must pay an export excise tax on beer, and excise tax on liquor applies to everyone.
==Fun Facts==
*The name "Jeresa" comes from Jonas and his ex-girlfriend's celebrity couple name, "Jeresa" (which was Jonas+Theresa, just as all couples should hope to eventually become one flesh) 
*St. Jeresa is probably the oblastship with the most Papist black people
Population: 7,411
==Census areas==
*Eastway Gardens (601)
*Lancaster (350) (contains the capital, Science and Technology)
*Southvale North (394)
*Southvale South (401)
*Sheffield Glen (1,727)
*Elmvale East (276)
*Dwellingham-St. Luke (1,618)
*Tawney North (382)
*Tawney West (426)
*Tawney East (503)
*Russell-St. Laurent (733)