RobotnikClause

RobotnikClause is Dr. Robotnik's twin brother, who wears funny Santa Claus clothes to make Christmas all year round and what not.
== Biography ==
RobotnikClause was born in Canada, just so he could make his Russian brother mad. He always loved when they give him presents, so he started to celebrate his birthday and Christmas every day. His parents lost all their money, so Robotnik Sr. send Robotnik in Russia with his mother, to spend less money.
RobotnikClause finished school when he was 2 months old. He always laughed at his brother, who only started learning. Robotnik took his revenge, when he bombed RobotnikClause's house.
Later RobotnikClause built a fortress, where he could control Canada. One year later M. Bison kicked his butt and took over Canada, but street fighters returned peace in RobotnikClause's country.
== Interests ==
=== Likes ===
*Promotion
*Presents
*Cookies and milk topped with lots of extra frosting
*Salami
*Heinrich Himmler
*Broccoli and lot'sa honey mustard
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*Fake beards
*Chinese food
*Flying in a jet-powered slay on Friday nights from 9:00 to 9:45
*Ham
*Rope
*Having hapPiness based on the misery of millions.
=== Dislikes (and/or really hates) ===
*Nerds (except Angry Video Game Nerd)
*TomSka (which makes sense, since he normally hates Christmas)
*Zanta Claws (from Eddsworld)
*The Godfather trilogy 
*Ganon
*The King of Hyrule (because he tries to NOM all of RobotnikClause's DINNER, and has to deal with him by going Promotion on him)
*The scratch cat
*Link
*Toka Ryuumonbuchi
*Dumbos
*Super geeks (he destroys them by blasting them with a Sucker-punch Blaster)
*I.M. Meen (because he is stupid (and because I.M. Meen HATES him))
*Dr. Robotnik
*Gum
*Bowser (his koopa bombs destroyed Canada)
*Eviler Bowser
*Super Eviler Bowser
== Trivia ==
*RobotnikClause is notable for eating children.
*He invented Piness, the weapon that can destroy Robotnik's Pingas (although it's possible that it may not be the only one).
*He stole one PROMOTION from Robotnik and gave it himself.
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