I Just Wanna Eat Bread

I Just Wanna Eat Bread is a song from the Broken Karaoke shorts. It is sung by Scratch and Molly, and is a parody of "Exceptional Zed" from Zombies 3. Darryl and Libby make several appearances in the song with a few other ghosts, but they have no spoken dialogue or sung lines.
The animatic for the song was debuted at the 2022 San Diego Comic-Con.
==Intro==
Molly: Hello, Scratch. I made too much salad for lunch. You want some?
Scratch: Nah, I'm good, Moll. I'm about to do a Broken Karaoke.
Molly: Awww, not even one bite?
Scratch: Molly, I'm perfectly satiated.
Molly: Here comes the bell pepper plane!
Scratch: Ugh...
==Lyrics==
Scratch:
It's nice you made a salad, but it's kinda high-falutin'
I'd rather sing a ballad on how much I love gluten
Molly:
Aw, come on, Scratch, just give it a try
Scratch:
I'd rather have a loaf of this marble rye
I really need a pita or some garlic naan
Toast for this ghost? I could go on and on
Lotsa egg matzah, stuffin' down muffins
Focaccia? I gotcha!
Molly:
Oh, Scratch, have a taste of this spring mix
Scratch:
Maybe after these breadsticks
Molly:
Here's a fresh homemade pickle
Scratch:
I'd prefer pumpernickel
I just wanna eat bread
Pass me butter to spread
You know I don't need to worry 'bout my cholesterol 'cause I'm dead
I'm just dreamin' of dough
Molly:
How about a sweet potato?
Scratch:
No, I would rather turn flour into fresh sourdough instead
'Cause I just wanna eat bread
Molly, can't you see that I crave the crunch
Of a warm, yummy French baguette for lunch?
Molly:
Well, I must admit you're quite passionate
So I guess you should eat this
Scratch:
I should eat this
Molly:
Should I eat this?
Scratch and Choir:
You should eat this!
Molly:
I should eat thiiiiiis
Sweet baby cornbread, that is DELICIOUS!
Molly, Scratch, and Choir:
We just wanna eat bread (Ciabatta!)
'Til we're feeling well-fed (And challah!)
Sorry if we just got this bop that's so catchy stuck in your head (Whole grain!)
We're just dreamin' of dough
Pretzels that make us go "woah"
Ciabatta and challah, injera, tortillas and bagels, brioche and crumpets (Heck yeah!)
We just wanna eat bread!
==Outro==
Molly: Are you sure you don't want some salad? It's got croutons!
Scratch: Oh! You can put bread on salad?! Moll, you're a genius!
==References==
Category:Songs
Category:The Ghost and Molly McGee songs
Category:Recycled songs