Jacob Bryant/Quotes

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:Beavis: [glares at Jacob while coming in] What do you want?
:Jacob: Um... excuse me, sir but do you know how to get to St Hwy?
:Beavis: Um... no. Uh huh huh huh huh! I think you might want to be take there to your grandma's house. I like you to drive me there.
:Jacob: Um... you mean that there was my grandma? I don't have a grandma, I think.
:Beavis: No. Don't chew it in. Pay!
:Jacob: That'll be... [picks up a laying down soda can from the ground] 50 dollars?
:Beavis: [turns his face red] SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN!!!!
|saidby = From "The Killer"
Category:Quotes/The Allen Conley and Shane Tackett Show