Fixing the Timeline

This is the 38th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 10th episode of season 3.
== Transcript ==
(The episode starts with Hoopla falling through tons of different timelines and dimensions)
Hoopla: I AM SO CONFUSED! AND REALLY DIZZY!
Scooter: haw haw haw I am not dead in this timeline!
Squidina: I now have 27 accounts of DUI.
Hoopla: I gotta figure out what’s going on! (He calls Iris) Care to explain what’s going on?!
Iris: It’s uh- a bit hard to explain right now, everything is falling apart. Just hold on for a minute, I just have to make sure everything holds together!
Hoopla: Oh great. I wonder where I’m gonna end up.
(Hoopla falls into a clothing dimension)
Hoopla: I said “where”, not “wear”!
(Hoopla then falls into golden dimension)
Hoopla: Ooh this is pretty nice actually.
(Hoopla starts turning into gold)
Hoopla: Hehe, actually, nevermind that.
(Hoopla falls into a beach dimension)
Hoopla: Hey, this looks just like home!
(A shark jumps out at him)
Hoopla: There’s the thing that changes my mind.
(Hoopla falls into a doodle dimension)
Hoopla: I feel like I’ve seen this place before.
DoodleBob: NEE HOY MINOY RAH RAH
Hoopla: Yeah, no.
(Hoopla then falls into an opposite dimension)
Hoopla: ¡pɐǝɹ oʇ ɓuᴉʎouuɐ ʎๅๅɐǝɹ sᴉ sᴉɥꓕ
(Hoopla then falls into a brick dimension)
Hoopla: Ow! My feet!
(Hoopla falls out into an office)
IO Guard: Get away from the Zero Point!
Hoopla: Oh great, I’m in Fortnite. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I just wouldn’t personally want to be in its universe.
(Suddenly, Hoopla starts falling into more timelines quicker)
Hoopla: Come on Iris, hurry up! It’s getting worse out here!
(Hoopla starts falling into dimensions so quickly that he only sees flashes of light when entering them)
Hoopla: I’m gonna need eye surgery.
(FLASH)
Fred: Anybody else want to drive? (everybody else in the car is asleep) Slackers.
(Hoopla falls out of a portal)
Fred: Hey green fish, I need you to drive this car.
Hoopla: What the-
Alvin: Hey! Get outta the way! This is my que!
(FLASH)
Hoopla: Where am I now?
(SpongeBob starts to feel a bit hungry, so he goes to the Krusty Krab and starts to cook soup.)
Hoopla: OH NO NOT SPONGEBOOBLBLLALABABLBLALBALBABABALBPANTS or whatever
(FLASH)
Humer: BERT!
Bert: whatcha bout big man
Humer: YOU ATE MY DAMN PANTS!
Bert: it’s life yo deal with it
Humer: YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT MONTH AND THREE QUARTERS! What do you have to say for yourself?
Hoopla: Wh-wh-where am I?
Humer: bert get your friend out of here WHEN IM TRYING TO PUNISH YOU DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU CANT HAVE FRIENDS OVER WHEN I AM GROUNDING YOU
Hoopla: I have a bad feeling about this place. I don’t wanna stay here any longer.
(FLASH)
Sir Patrick: Cool..! We’re back in the past! I need to change my FishBook Status to say so. [pulls a phone out of his back and tries to go online] N-N-No…
Hoopla: Oh cool! I’m in the past!
Sir Patrick: There’s no wifi! Now I can’t change my status and I can’t tell everyone how this green guy stole my line!
Sir SpongeBob: Wait, there wasn’t anyone else in the time machine with us…
(FLASH)
SpongeBob: Oh, it's my lunch break. (he sits down on a stool and takes a Krabby Patty out of a paper bag)
Patties #1, #2, #3 and #4: NO! BRIA- (SpongeBob takes a bite of the patty)
Patty #1: (a single tear falls) He had a great life…
Patty #2: It hurts, bro, it hurts.
Hoopla: You know what, I’m not gonna question why I got sent to a dimension with random talking patties.
Patty #1: wait wut
(FLASH)
Lock: Quick question, where the hell are we?
Jasbre: Fanonland, where a kid can be a kid! Also where d*cks like Golf exist. He’s been terrorizing the general public.
Hoopla: I feel like I’ve encountered someone similar to that.
(silence)
Crazy: OH MY GOD IT’S HOOPLA!
(FLASH)
Patrick: SPONGEBOB! My admin request was opposed!
SpongeBob: (shocked) What?!
Hoopla: Okay, this is getting really weird right now. Why would I be sent to a dimension where people care about getting admin on a wiki? What losers.
(FLASH)
Shaq: You know SpongeBob, your kids are great!
SpongeBob: That came out of nowhere.
Shaq: Yeah, I know.
Hoopla: WHY WAS I SENT TO A DIMENSION WHERE SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, SHAQ, AND OWLETTE, WITH RANDOM KIDS, PLAYING A BOARD GAME?! (Hoopla starts jumping hard on the floor) I WANNA GO HOME! I WANNA GO HOME!
(Hoopla breaks the floor and falls into an endless nothingness)
Hoopla: Oh, that usually works. And just my luck. It doesn’t work for me.
(Hoopla looks around and sees nothing but white.)
Hoopla: I think I’ve broken everything. I’m nowhere. I’m all...alone.
Alone
alone 
ALONE
aLoNe
A L O N E
ALONE ALONE ALONE
Hoopla: Yep, I give up.
(Hoopla falls down.)
Hoopla: I’m so...tired. And there’s nothing left...everything is destroyed.
(Hoopla then gets a phone call.)
Hoopla: What?
Iris: So you’re probably thinking everything is destroyed. Well you’re wrong. You see, I realized by the pace you were entering and exiting dimensions, that would eventually happen. So I decided to freeze time across all dimensions in order to give me some time to fix this. Doing that sent you to nowhere. Don’t worry, I’ll get you back to my Lab of Dimensions right now.
(Iris teleports Hoopla back to the Lab of Dimensions)
Hoopla: So what do I do now?
Iris: We have a coffee machine in the back.
Hoopla: I don’t want coffee, I want something interesting!
Iris: Well sorry but I have nothing else to offer you right now, so just sit back tight while I fix this issue.
Hoopla: Why do you even have coffee? Like, you guys don’t even have a mouth.
Iris: That information is classified.
Hoopla: (talking to himself) Although, I guess you could like, pour it into the infinite hole thing inside of you...or something.
Iris: Well, I think I’ve figured out a solution. The Shadow Monster has been inside of you during every dimension you went to. It took advantage of that and started secretly spreading itself wherever you went to make its takeover of everything easier.
Hoopla: Please don’t tell me the solution is to kill me.
Iris: Now that would be what I would usually do, but this scenario is different.
Hoopla: It’s not very reassuring that you think of my life that way.
Iris: If you die, the Shadow Monster will be instantly released. So we can’t do that. What I’ve come up with is that you should go back to every dimension and “suck up” the parts of the Shadow Monster that were left there. They should immediately attract to you since the monster is inside you. Doing that should allow fixing of all timelines. Be careful however, as regaining the parts will make the Shadow Monster inside you even bigger and risk his escape. But the risk is worth it if we can stall the destruction of everything from the Shadow Monster.
Hoopla: That’s a bit strange but I guess it makes sense. What I don’t get is why when Trixyl and Cirxyl said the Shadow Monster was inside me, everything fell apart.
Iris: If you do this for me, I’ll explain everything.
Hoopla: Fine.
Iris: Well, off you go!
(Hoopla falls into the magic camp dimension, yelling)
Iris: Heh, what a baby.
Hoopla: Now where are those parts Iris mentioned? They can’t be too far away from here.
(Hoopla then sees some dark grayish looking blobs on the ground)
Hoopla: This’ll be easy, just like Minecraft.
(Hoopla walks over to the blobs and he sucks up the parts)
Hoopla: Right, not quite like Minecraft but close enough.
Camp Leader: Hey, aren’t you the one that led my camp for a while? Did you think you could just bail out on me?
Hoopla: Teleport me now, Iris! I don't wanna deal with any more magic shenanigans!
(Hoopla is teleported to the internet dimension)
Hoopla: Oh, great. This place.
(Hoopla sees another shadow part)
Hoopla: That was easy.
(Hoopla starts walking to it when a pop-up ad appears.)
Hoopla: Ugh. I wish I had an ad-blocker.
(Hoopla tries to X out the ad when an error appears)
Hoopla: Seriously?
Clippy: Hey, are you having issues?
Hoopla: NOT NOW!
(Hoopla pushes everything in his way down and absorbs the part)
Hoopla: Next!
(Hoopla is transported to the SpongeBob Credits dimension)
Hoopla: Uh oh. I’m gonna start seeing things again.
Brick: Oohoh, I’m a brick.
Hoopla: AHH!
House: Oohoho, I’m a house made out of bricks.
Hoopla: AHHH!
Cicicicity: Fart Fart Fart Fart Fart Fart Fart Fart (x700)
Hoopla: AHHHH!
(Hoopla starts running to the part)
Hoopla: LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR STUPID MUSIC!
(Hoopla absorbs the part and is transported back to the Fanon Series dimension)
Hoopla: Oh, looks like the war ended.
Fanon Hoopla: WELCOME TO THE ALL-OUT HOOPLA SEASON!
Hoopla: Oh dear god. It’s worse than the war.
Fanon Hoopla: DON’T YOU WANNA MAKE A HOOPLA EPISODE!?
Hoopla: I’m just gonna absorb this and get outta here.
(Hoopla absorbs the part and is sent to the death dimension)
Golf Ball: This “blob” seems to be made out of the same shadow energy. It looks very unproductive.
Hoopla: I’m just gonna take that thank you very much.
(Hoopla absorbs it and goes to the fantasy dimension)
Hoopla: Where’s that part?
Witch: I have it right here-
Hoopla: Gimme!
Witch: If I give this to you, the Shadow Monster’s release will happen sooner than you think. You are not prepared to handle it. You will not be able to defeat it.
Hoopla: I’m..I’m sure we can figure something out.
Witch: Hm...we’re doomed if I don’t give this to you anyway. You win. May Neptune have mercy on your soul.
(Hoopla absorbs the part and goes to the COS dimension)
Security: Guys, this weird blob just appeared in my sandwich! Crayons, can you get this out of my sandwich?
Crayons: I am not devoting my time to getting goo out of your sandwich.
(Hoopla appears)
Hoopla: You can count on me! (absorbs it)
Noseward: Did you just- oh whatever I’ll believe anything at this point. Infinite dimensions, infinite possibilities and all that stuff Crayons tells me about.
Crayons: Don’t just brush it off! It’s important!
(Hoopla travels to the final dimension, the insane dimension)
Hoopla: That part better not be in the insane world.
Woman: I have it right here! I’ll give it to you...for a kiss.
Hoopla: You have terrible standards. (swipes it out of her hand) Thanks!
(Hoopla absorbs the final piece and is sent back to the Lab of Dimensions)
Hoopla: Okay, I gathered every piece from every dimension I’ve gone to. What do I do now? How about a dance party?
(Hoopla starts dancing to Billie Jean but Iris stops him)
Iris: No! No dance parties until the Shadow Monster is no more!
Hoopla: You really hate music, don’t you? Reminds me of someone…
Iris: No, I just really hate Michael Jackson.
Hoopla: Die.
Iris: I don’t think I will.
Hoopla: Seriously though, what do I do now?
Iris: I think it's time I give you some answers.
Hoopla: Well then, who really are these Trixyl and Cirxyl characters, and why did the universe collapse after they said so?
Iris: They used to be the guardians of the timelines. I'm the guardian of all dimensions, and they worked below me on the timelines.
Hoopla: Okay, then what about Bloxyl?
Iris: Bloxyl was just the assistant. Also, their masks show that they protect the timeline. They protect them so much that anything they find potentially bad could destroy the timelines, since they're connected to the timelines via their minds.
Hoopla: Their minds?
Iris: Yes, it's not rocket science. Since the guardians found out the Shadow Monster was in every dimension you've been in by scanning you, they freaked out, and so did the timelines.
Hoopla: Pfft, they should've just calmed down.
Iris: It's not that simple, Hoopla. Emotions can't always be controlled that easily, you should know that.
Hoopla: I guess so. I did cry after stubbing my toe on a nail in my bedroom once.
Iris: Wow, how pathetic.
Hoopla: Why were they put in the insane world, by the way?
Iris: Their power was too much, and any little thing could cause tons of destruction in the timelines. They had to be sent there for the greater good. They couldn’t be killed because if a guardian or god is killed, then what they protect is destroyed as well.
Hoopla: Fascinating. My brain is throbbing. But I must ask, what did they mean when they talked about the wave they sent and the chosen one?
Iris: Well, Bloxyl thinks everything happens by chance, and Trixyl and Cirxyl think everything is destiny. The truth is, it's a bit of both. Destiny stated that someone would defeat the shadow monster once and for all. The two of them noticed that the Shadow Monster would soon escape his trap on his island, so on the day you were swept up by the wave they led you to the beach. They send that wave to choose someone to defeat the Shadow Monster. By chance it just happened to choose you, just slightly following the path of destiny.
Hoopla: Yeah I totally understand all this mumbo jumbo crap you're talking about. I still wonder why me out of all people for this task at hand.
Iris: We may never know, but that doesn't matter now. Anyway, the biggest thing that happened was when you caused the wormy effect in several dimensions. That was also by chance, and destiny had to correct itself. That leads us to where we are now.
Hoopla: Why didn't you just fix the wormy effect yourself?
Iris: I cannot show my presence in that many dimensions. In a nutshell, terrible things could happen.
Hoopla: What about Bloxyl then?
Iris: She can't do it because she wouldn't know how to. Besides, you had to repay a debt anyway, so it'd be better if you did it.
Hoopla: Uh huh. One more question: Who and what is the Shadow Monster? What's his backstory and everything?
Iris: You’d find out soon enough. It's better I explain this to you now since it's a long tale.
Hoopla: What do you mean soon enough?
Iris: Look down at your body, Hoopla.
(Hoopla looks down at his shirt to see that his entire body is covered in shadow energy, and it is quickly coming up to his neck. The episode ends with Hoopla giving a frightened look)
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