Collector and the Glue Factory

== Transcript ==
(Intro plays till the end. Collector is shown in his house reading a news paper. Then he drops it to revel a shocked face).
Collector::O The glue factory was shut down today!? How can that be!
(Jappleack comes around a corner behind Collector).
Jappleack: It was because are kind found what glue was made of, so we all protested. Don't you remember yesterday?
(Camera zooms in on Collector with a face like this: :| and a flashback comes and shows crows of Ponies with Picket signs outside the glue factory.)
Jappleack: Come on, Collector! Help us out!
Collector: (Eating a hot dog at a hot dog stand.) I'm to busy eating.
(flashback ends)
Collector: Oh, so that's what it was. We gotta get it back in businesses!
Jappleack: It's now a part of law not to make glue. Unless it's not made of Horses.
Collector: Well this town's not gonna last long without Glue. You just watch.
Title Card: Three days later.
(A lot of things in town falling to pieces since they out law of glue. Mostly toys. Collector picks up an Idiot Man action figure that a missing leg and a missing arm.)
Collector: Jappleack, we need some glue in this town, I've been hearing kids cry for hours.
Jappleack: I know, maybe after the funeral.
Collector: Funeral?
Jappleack: Brown Mayble died. She was 66 and part the rally to stop glue.
Collector: Oh right then. (Shakes his head, but then get's a devious smile like this: >:) and drops the action figure.) I'll get reday.
(The funeral comes and Collector still has a smile of his face and puts a hacksaw in his pocket and pulls out some C4. He plants it on a aboneded house near the funeral home. When he walks into the funeral he sees every pony from the two Ponyviles.)
Collector: Daaannng there's a lot of Poines here.
Jappleack: She was the leader of the anti-glue rally, remember?
Collector: Oh yeah. (Then he sees the open cascet of Brown Mable and silently says:) Jackpot. >:) (He pulls out the C4 detonator and hits the button.)
Pony#1: What was that?!
Pony#2: It sounded like it came west, come on! (Everybody rushes to the scene expet Collector.)
Collector: Now for the glue cryes end! >:) (Pulls out the hacksaw.)
(All the ponies are looking at the destoryed house.)
Pony#1: Why would someone do this? It was empty the whole time.
Pony#3: Could it have been the old gas tanks? Because that house looks like noone's lived there for a long time.
Jappleack: Or it could have been a trick to get us away from funeral. (Everyone looks at Jappleack.)
Pony#2: Well we need to get back to it anyways. (Everyone turns back to the funeral home. When Pony#1 looks at the open cascet she is shocked.)
Pony#1: :o Her hooves are gone! (Everyone gasps.)
Jappleack: >:( And Collector is too.
(Collector is running as fast he can holding a brown bag. He breaks into the closed down glue factory. He starts the glue makeing machine and pours out the bag in to the tube with a devous smile. The tube begins to feelup with Glue.)
(Jappleack breaks open the door and says: "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!")
Collector: (Turns his head to Jappleack) Make'n glue.
Jappleack: NOW I'LL TO LIVE SOME WHERE ELSE.
Collector: Don't you get it? Instead of living horses and ponies. We use the dead ones.
Jappleack: Oh, (Points her hoof at Collector) I see what'cha did there.
Collector: Now, can you help dig up some fresh graves and put the town back on it's feet?
Jappleack: You better pay me two apples a hour.
Collector: >:( Yes, Japple. As long as you work with me. (Collector raises is hand and forms a fist at Jappleack.) Brohoof?
Jappleack: What ever. (Brohoofs him back.)
Montage Begins
(The screen shows night time and the silhouettes of Collector with a hacksaw and a brown bag and Jappleack with a shovel runs to a pony grave yard and run back. Then the screen shows Collector selling some of the glue at a stand to Mattboo and some random Pony.)
Random Pony: How do I know this isn't make of horses or Ponies?
Mattboo: Oh come on! Collector knows better then to do something that conflicts with the law!
(Collector does his devious smile again. Then it repeats the frist sence again. Then shows a line of people at the glue factory with a "HELP WANTED" sign. Then it repeats the frist sence. Then it shows the town rushing with life thanks to the Collector making the glue. The frst sence is repeated. The screen repeats the frist sence. Then the screen goes to Collector at the Captol talking to Stelios7).
Stelios7: Very good idea, Collector. I'm changing the law with that new idea!
Collector: Woo-hoo! :D
(The frist sence is repeated one last time.)
End of Montage
(Collector takes a breath inside the factory).
Collector: Oh I love the sweet smell of Glue in the morning. Smells like, dead horses.
(Then all of a sudden the Flim Flam Brothers open the door and walk into the shop).
Collector: Who the heck are you?
(The Flim Flam Brothers sing the frist two notes of the song before Collector stops them).
Collector: Now I get the picture. So what do you want?
Flim: I am Flim.
Flam: And I'm Flam.
Collector: Can you just tell me what you want?
Flim Flam Brothers: We can make Glue faster and better then you!
Collector: So how are you gonna do that?
Flim: You'll see in the contest.
Flam: You'll see! (The Brothers walk out of the factory.)
Collector: (In his mind) Should I enter the contest that would be long and might lose my businesses? Or should I just beat them up? Hmmm.....I'll beat them up!
(The Flim Flam Brothers are walking away and Collector is following behind. The song Rhythm of Life begins to play. When Collector gets close enough to the Brothers, he stops.)
Collector: Hey Rip-Off Brothers! (As soon as the Flim Flam Brothers turn around, Collector Jump-Kicks Flam in the face. Then punchs Flim in the noise when Flam is on the ground.)
Flim: (Grunts before being hit again by Collector).
(Flam sees a Wonderbolt siting up in a cloud patrolling the area. Flam trys to call for help, but Collector grabs his Mane and slams is haad on the sidewalk knocking him out.)
Flim: Flam! (Collector covers his mouth and tackles him to the grass and also puts him in a haedlock. He spits blood then Collector slaps him.)
Collector: Don't you spit at me! You think you can just walk into my factory and try to steal my businesses. Huh?
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