The COMPLETE Lore Of Minecraft

The COMPLETE Lore Of Minecraft (Subtitled Timeline SOLVED!) is the 511th episode of Game Theory.
== Description ==
Today is the day, after years of theorizing it's time for me to attempt a full and complete Minecraft lore timeline! We've solved the ending, we've learned about the ancient builders, and hopefully saved some ender dragons along the way. Now it's time to put our story together into one comprehensive timeline... at least until the next update!
== Trivia ==
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