Over Flutter

Cast: Blythe, Elsa, Pearl, Aisling, Fluttershy and Rarity.
Transcript
(It was a Sunny morning. Rarity slips on a cupcake leftover)
Fluttershy:Sorry.
Rarity:Fluttershy.
(Later, Rarity cleans their chair but finds food, until Fluttershy ate it, before she smiles at Rarity)
Fluttershy:Sorry.
Rarity:Fluttershy.
(Then, Rarity makes 3 dresses, and finishes)
Rarity:Ah. Lovely.
(Food ruins her 3 dresses and Rarity sees Fluttershy throwing food at her from behind)
Fluttershy:Sorry.
Rarity:Fluttershy!
(Next, Rarity and Aisling have a tea party)
Rarity:Oh, Aisling. So good of you to join me for tea. One lump or two?
Aisling:One, please.
(Rarity gets hit by a beach ball. They see Fluttershy, Erica,Trigger Happy and Eruptor playing basketball)
Eruptor:Yo. Little help?
(Aisling throws the ball to them)
Aisling:Here you go, fellas.
(The ball goes through the hoop)
Trigger Happy:From Downtown!
Erica:I call the little girl for our team!
Eruptor:No, no, no. We get the little girl.
Trigger Happy:You can have Dame Tea Time Fancy Pants.
Fluttershy:Afraid not.
(Rarity approches them)
Rarity:First of all, I do not wear pants. Fancy or otherwise. Second of all, I am not interested in playing your idiotic game. Third of all, (pleads to Fluttershy) how could you not want me on your team?
Eruptor:Probably 'cause she figures you stink.
Rarity:Ohhhhh, I'm not the one who stinks! I suggest you point your nose in the direction of the pony who roots through trash and wallows in filth all day long! That, sir, is who stinks!!!
Trigger Happy:(to Eruptor) I think he's talking about you.
Rarity:I am talking about Fluttershy!
(Fluttershy, who's eating a banana, smells her hair, and shrugs)
Aisling:Uh, Rarity? Perhaps you need a moment?
Rarity:Yes, perhaps I do.
(they were about to leave, until Fluttershy catches the ball and tosses the banana in Rarity's path, and she slips on it)
Rarity: Ooh, That does it!!! (to Fluttershy) Fluttershy, I refuse to clean up after you from henceforth!
(They leave; Pearl makes food for the Females)
Pearl:Breakfast is served.
(they immediately eat it)
Blythe:Mmm. Something feels...odd. Elsa, analysis.
(Elsa looks at Rarity)
Elsa:Blythe, if my calculations are correct, we have a guest.
Rarity:Oh, you really should sanitize your work surface.
Blythe:Aisling, shields up.
(Blythe and Aisling raise their hands)
Blythe:What in peeled potatoes is going on?
Aisling:Rarity is kinda wigged out...a little.
Blythe:Wigged out? How?
(Aisling points at Rarity, who's cleaning)
Pearl:Good job!
Blythe:Stuff happens. So why is he here?
Aisling:Well, Fluttershy's a bit of a slobby bobby. And it's getting to Rarity if you know what I mean.
(Elsa joins, her hand up)
Elsa:Hmm. So you think the pony has been pushed from ordinary neatnick to compulsive cuckoo bird?
Aisling:Yes! That's it!
Elsa:Perhaps a short stay here would be just the break he needs.
Aisling:Wow! That's exactly what I was thinking!
Blythe:Shields down.
Rarity:I heard every word of that.
Blythe:(raises her hand) Can you hear me now?
Rarity:Sharp as a diamond.
Blythe:Really? (Turns away) How about now?
Rarity:Yes.
Blythe:(bends down) How about now?
Rarity:Yes.
Blythe:(offscreen) How about now?
Rarity:Yes.
Blythe:(riding Rarity) How about now? (Blythe slides off)
Rarity:Yes.
Blythe:(her censored part) How about now?
Rarity:Yes. Like a bell.
(Blythe lowers her hand)
Blythe:Well, you're in luck, pony neighbour. You're catching us on cleaning day.
Rarity:Did you say..."cleaning day"?
(She gets a mop and bucket; she begins cleaning, until Blythe stops her)
Blythe:Please. Leave this to the pros. For you own safety, stand back.
(Rarity picks up the mop)
Elsa:Preparing to launch Operation: Squeaky Clean.
Blythe:Launch!
(they commence the operation by cleaning the whole place)
Pearl:Ta-da!
Rarity:How could I have not known that paradise was but a habitat away?
Aisling:So that must've been a pleasant change of pace, eh, Rarity?
Blythe:You've got to just kick back and leave the cleaning to us.
(Rarity feels the floors)
Rarity:Wonderful!
Elsa:May we surmise that you are now rested and ready to-
Rarity:To move in here? (she shakes Elsa's hand) Brilliant!
Elsa:Uh, I was going to say to move back into your own habitat?
(Rarity madly admires the place)
Aisling:This is terrible! Rarity and Fluttershy are best friends! They belong together.
Blythe:Gentlemen, Rarity is a clean freak and Fluttershy is a disgusting slob. They're Yin and Yang!
Aisling:Maybe we need to just get them back together and then they'll realize how much they need each other!
Elsa:Hmm. Sounds like a plan.
Aisling:Ugh. Roger that, Blythe.
(Aisling leads Rarity back to her and Fluttershy's place)
Aisling:At least talk to her.
Rarity:Fine. But I don't really see the point.
(they find Fluttershy sitting)
Fluttershy:Hello, Rarity.
Rarity:Yes, hello to you as well, Fluttershy. I, er, believe an apology is in order.
Fluttershy:You don't have to.
Rarity:What do you mean I don't have to apologize?
Fluttershy:You were bossy.
Rarity:For being bossy?! You are the one who should be apologizing for your infinitely inconsiderate-
(Fluttershy throws a cupcake at Rarity, but she dodges)
Rarity:HEY! That is exactly what I'm talking about!
Fluttershy:About what?
Rarity:Good day, ma'am.
(Rarity storms off)
Aisling:Oh, dear...
(Later, the Females have a talk with Fluttershy and Rarity)
Aisling:I think a wonderful way to begin would be to say something positive.
Rarity:I am positive that Fluttershy is disgusting, inconsiderate and selfish.
Fluttershy:How dare you?! (she signs to Rarity)
Blythe:What did she say?
Elsa:No idea.
Rarity:"Go pound cupcakes"?!
Pearl:Oooooooohhhh...
Elsa:Tell her like it is, Pony!
Blythe:You go!
Aisling:Let's try some role-playing. Pretend I am Fluttershy.
Rarity:Well, it's a bit out of reach, but very well.
Aisling:Now, pretend I've just made a mess.
Rarity:Oh, Fluttershy. Another mess, which I must clean up now.
(Sue visits the hideout)
Sue:No, no. That is all wrong.
(Sue pushes Rarity out of the spot)
Sue:Ooh! Ooh! I sure do like animal fashion! Ooh!
Blythe:It's uncanny.
Elsa:I know...
Aisling:Oh! Do me! Do me!
Sue:Ok, ok. Ooh! Ooh! I sure do like fruits and veggies! Ooh!
Rarity:None of this is helping!
(Cut to Rarity and Blythe)
Rarity:Blythe, let me assure you that I will be a valuable addition to your team.
Blythe:You've got commando skills?
Rarity:Better. I have cleaning skills.
Blythe:Well, you're wasting your time here. We run a sanitary operation.
(as she was eating chips, a drop of her iced tea lands on the ground)
Rarity:Oh, at last!
(Rarity runs to get a sponge, but Pearl cleans it up at the speed of light before she comes back)
Blythe:Like I said.
Rarity:I don't...?
(Soon, Aisling eats bubble gum and the bubble gum wrapper she was tossing in the trash can fell, making Rarity excited to pick it up, until Elsa used her powers to dematerialize the waste. Rarity clatters her teeth in worry; later, Rarity looks at Fluttershy using the spyglass and looks at the clean place)
Rarity:Got it clean, there's not a mess! I can do it.
Pearl:Uh, Rarity?
Rarity:Uh, It's nothing! I'm fine.
(The Females go to their hideout living room; Rarity finds a leftover cupcake)
Rarity:Good heavens! Do you see that? No, Nobody move! I've got it!
(she goes to get a dustpan and brush)
Aisling:I've have sworn there was nothing there when we passed.
(Rarity comes back and cleans it)
Blythe:We don't even eat hay cupcakes!
(The Females go outside and see marshamallows and another leftover cupcake with pidgeons eating it)
Rarity:Alright, everyone get back! Go, move along, show's over.
Blythe:Another suspicious mess?
Rarity:Afraid so, Blythe. Worse this time. Marshmallows.
Elsa:Marshmallows?
(she looks at Slam Bam)
Slam Bam:Don't look at me! I've been here all day.
(cut to their hideout, with the evidence)
Blythe:What kind of sick mind would leave messes like this over and over?
Elsa:I've worked on a profile of our perp.
(shows Blythe a Hitchcock-like silhouette of Rarity)
Blythe:I know that face...
(Rarity walks in and matches the silhouette)
Rarity:Good evening. Oh, dear! Another mess! Shall I get it? Excuse me!
Blythe:Not yet!
Rarity:No, really! I can do it!
Elsa:Somewhere in this mess, the perp left a calling card. He might as well assigned his name.
Rarity:Fine!
(Later that night, Rarity sneaks to put a leftover cupcake but is caught by the Females)
Aisling:Rarity! Why?
Rarity:Oh, you don't understand! Nobody understands!
Blythe:You can't bear not having someone to clean up after, so you made messes for yourself.
Rarity:Oh. I stand corrected. You understand completely.
Blythe:You've got a real sickness, pony-o.
(Someone knocks)
Blythe:What?
Erica:There's a party at Fluttershy's. Wanted me to spread the word.
(Blythe raised her eyebrows as she heard this and Erica goes back to Fluttershy's party)
Sue:Did someone say Party? Yeah, baby! I'm ready to-
(Sue's jaw drops as she sees that the party was filled with trash; Fluttershy drinks apple juice and burps, Eruptor and Trigger Happy dance and eat pie, and Erica squishes fruits)
Sue:Eh, this is a little, eh, lowbrow for the queen, you know?
(Sue leaves. Fluttershy crushes cans of apple juice and tosses it on the piles of trash while Eruptor and Trigger Happy do the same thing, but with pies; the piles get taller and taller and the Females arrive)
Aisling:They are behaving like animals!
Blythe:Aisling, please. They're behaving like animals. It's not like females and characters in with this crowd.
Pearl:Yeah! Nice music! Wait for me!
(Pearl bounces into the piles of trash as they topple over and traps the party-goers in;Trigger Happy, Erica and Eruptor were about to drown in the trash)
Blythe:Operation: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!
(the Females help the Party-goers out of the trash and take shelter on the roof)
Aisling:Where's Fluttershy?
Blythe:Fluttershy? Fluttershy?
(Rarity looks into the spyglass in the hideout and sees Fluttershy about to drown; she counts down to 2)
Fluttershy:A-VA-LANCHE!
(Rarity, realizing she needs her, comes to the rescue)
Rarity:Fear not! Filth will not win this day!
Fluttershy:Save me!
(Fluttershy and Rarity reach their hooves and they were saved)
Fluttershy:You saved me! Thank you.
Rarity:You're quite welcome, my old friend. Now, if you excuse me...
(Pearl gives Rarity a broom)
Pearl:Here you go.
Rarity:...It's cleaning time.
(Rarity cleans up the whole place and the Females gave each other's high five; later, Fluttershy, Rarity and Aisling have another tea party)
Rarity:One lump or two?
Aisling:One, please.
(Fluttershy helps put a sugar cube in Aisling's drink)
Aisling:Thank you, Fluttershy!
Rarity:He's really turned into quite a nice lady.
(Fluttershy puts her foot in Aisling's drink)
Fluttershy:Oops, sorry.
Rarity:More or less.
The End