Pawn Shop

Pawn Shop is the eighteenth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired May 22, 2019 and was written by FireMatch.
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with Crazy reading a book)
Jasbre: What the hell are you reading?
Crazy: Harry Potter and the Mucus Attack.
Jasbre: The fu-
Dan: Guys, guys! I just heard about the best thing ever!
Crazy: We're getting free burritos and pancakes?
Dan: Oddly specific, and no, you idiot, there's a pawn shop nearby!
Crazy: o
Jasbre: What kind of stuff do they have? Who's even running the place?
Jasbre: Guys, let's go to that pawn shop already, they actually might have burritos and pancakes.
Crazy: YES!
Jasbre: Let's go then.
(They head along to the pawn shop, but Crazy secretly stays behind for a secret mission)
(INU is taking a nap, when she hears a rattling noise)
INU: What in the-
Matchy: Shhh, we're helping you escape.
Crazy: o
Ingot: (eating his third breakfast of the day) What's this I hear? INU, shut up!
Matchy: We better hurry.
(They free INU out of her glass cage and run out before Ingot can catch them)
Ingot: INU, if you don't shut up I'm getting out the whip!
(Meanwhile…)
JCM: Welcome to my pawn shop. What do you want?
Jasbre: What do you have?
JCM: Everything I could salvage. Swords, shields, chocolate covered dildos…
Dan: My favorite! (Gets slapped by Bot)
Jasbre: Do you have anything powerful?
JCM: Well I do have this laser gun that shoots out fireballs. (Pulls out the laser gun and uses it on a nearby building, burning it in the process)
Jasbre: We'll take it. How much?
JCM: 100 dollars.
Jasbre: I only got 20, any of you have more?
Bot: I got a 10.
Dan: I left my wallet in my other pants.
Cici: I got two 10s.
(Matchy and Crazy appear, exhausted)
Matchy: Here's… a 50.
JCM: (Takes the 100 bucks) Thank you, have a nice day.
Cici: I see you brought the glistening girl back.
Matchy: Shut up.
INU: Yeah I'm back after… I forgot how long it's been.
Matchy: Forget it, let's just go back.
(Back at Newfanonland SBFW Kingdom)
Jasbre: Guess who's back, everyone.
Travis: (a stain shows up on his crotch) Um, ignore that.
INU: Ew! (Steps away from Travis)
Purps: Travis, you're disgusting.
Travis: I know, and that's what makes me very attractive.
Matchy: (gags)
Crazy: Hey, let's test out this new thingy. (Grabs the laser gun and shoots at a nearby statue, destroying it)
Jasbre: (growls) THAT WAS MY 69TH STATUE OF PETER GRIFFIN!
Crazy: o
(Episode ends after Jasbre attempts to strangle Crazy)
Category:2019 Episodes
Category:SBFW Quest
Category:Episodes written by FireMatch