John Dick

John Dick is a Horrorbrew created by Sandi for Friday Night Funkin’: Mario’s Madness. He is a Parabones and minion to Ultra M. 
==Appearance==
John Dick is a sepia colored Parabones with a yellow trumpet. His red eyes are bizarre shapes, not resembling any normal pupils. His wings resemble bat wings, as opposed to the feathery wings of a normal Parabones.
==Biography==
John Dick first appears in the introductory cutscene, handing Boyfriend a microphone to rap battle Ultra M, leaving shortly after.
John Dick returns in Starman Slaughter, arriving at around a third of the way through the song. He joins Ultra M, this time playing a trumpet. Later on, John Dick leaves just before Yoshi.exe ground pounds a POW Block in the background. John Dick is absent from the rest of the mod, albeit he likely fused into Ultra M’s final form with the rest of the cast.
==Trivia==
*John Dick’s name is never mentioned in game.
*John Dick is one of the only opponent characters to not appear in a freeplay menu icon, alongside You Cannot Beat Us Duck Hunt Dog and Bowser.
Category:Mario’s Madness
Category:Joke EXE
Category:Koopa
Category:Dry bones
Category:Skeletal
Category:Friday Night Funkin'
Category:Enemy based
Category:Male