Skype Conversation Battle Episode 6: Derpy Random Talk

This is episode 6 of Skype Conversation Battles. thumb|right|335 px|This is the video.
==Events==
A conversation before the SCB starts ends, as Pink questions an occurence in the chat. Matt says that he wishes that the rule in Creative Minecraft that swords cannot break blocks applied to Survival as well. Smus asks him if he just said "lobsters" as Matt is confused, and calls him an idiot. Smus replies he isn't as T2H laughs. Matt mockingly agrees as Smus says he thought he just heard Matt say "lob" or "lobster" as Matt says in a slow voice that he broke the fourth wall.
Smus tries to counter, but then he states the fourth wall is so easy to break, Matt trying to interrupt him. Smus laughs as he makes his statement more true has he says you can break it with one finger. Smus says it again ("You put your finger on it, like *tap* and it breaks."). Smus says it again as Matt states again in the slow voice that he broke the fourth wall again. T2H randomly interrupts saying he's got Snickers, as Smus says no, the fourth wall can be broken with a finger, or a thumb. Lance says "don't touch the computer screen," as Matt says to Smus he means 5 fingers and a thumb (and not 4 fingers), as Smus says 3 fingers, a thumb and a pinky. He means the pinky because it's the Chinese middle finger, but then they start laughing, Pink getting confused. Smus states honest facts, Matt talking about random Minecraft stuff. Matt can't understand a word Smus is saying, as Smus says if he's getting confused, he's not being realistic, he's still the average derp everyone knows about, as Matt rips a reference from Yogi Bear (by saying "No, I'm smarter than the average derp!"), making Pink facepalm and Smus laugh.
T2H starts laughing as Smus repeats his line, and then says that Matt can't be smarter than a derp because he is a derp. Matt then mentions something about killing sheep, Smus gets worried he'll get killed by a derp, as Matt says he's not a sheep, so he won't. Pink notices something going on here, as T2H says he's the newest derp of the family and he's smarter than Matt, not lying, as Hammy says here we go again, in a half-cheery way. Matt responds to T2H by saying he's smarter than the average derp (correcting himself from saying fifth grader before), as Smus laughs has his failure. Hammy repeats the words "smarter than the average" for a long time, as Smus asks them if they wanna know what else is average, as Smus says "Your MOM!" whilst cutting off just like in Episode 5, as Pink mentions the cut off again. Hammy is confused, as Smus tries to hide it, as Matt says all the cut-offs are gay, whilst getting confused. Smus taunts him by saying it's like him, as Pink mentions something about Smus cutting himself off (even though he didn't). LuigiFan randomly asks in a menacing voice how could Smus do it, as Smus repeats LF's menacingness back at him. Matt says because he can, and starts singing the trololol song, Pink tries to say something, Smus trying to get Matt's attention as Matt tries to answer by saying what many times, then "I'm gay" then another what, making everyone laugh.
Smus mentions that was funny a little, as T2H questions the little part, as Smus answers him by saying it was very funny. Smus wonders what he should put in some kind of picture (when getting confused about various colors), Matt asks him if he's talking about black people, because he particularly doesn't like that, as Smus responds that he isn't, the others laughing quite alot. Smus tells him he is making his picture, as Matt asks, by telling him it was the picture that he told him not to make, and that he is disobeying his mother (Matt is apparently Smus's mother). Pink questions how Matt can be Smus's mother, as Smus says he is his own child, confusing Matt. Matt then asks Smus after Smus says something else about Matt (Lance muttering something in the background), if he said he's his own mother, to which Smus says that he is his own child, as Matt asks before stopping if he came out of his own (not said). Matt says he doesn't think that's a thing, as Smus and Pink are both shocked about how he came to just say that without going further, as Smus agrees by saying he doesn't think it's possible, but just yes. Matt questions Smus's statement, by repeating it and saying it makes no sense. Smus starts talking, as Matt says hi to a zombie and asks it if he wants him to touch it (nothing is understood afterwards), as T2H alerts the group to Cdrom streaming.
Cdrom apparently comes from nowhere, so he's a ninja (according to Pink), as Smus says that he's a ninja, as T2H says that they're all ninjas. Smus tells a Chuck Testa joke to T2H, Hammy randomly says "Teenage Mutant Ninja Youtube Rangers" as Smus tells him that is lies and that they aren't YTR but they are the actual TMNT group. Pink questions the statement sarcastically, as Matt says that Smus hasn't got any idea what he's talking about, and thumbs up if anyone else can't understand as well.
Lance randomly says "Iliekpie" as T2H says that nobody cares, as Lance repeats it, Matt saying that he cares. Smus randomly goes on about liking things, Pink sighs and they all go on about stuff. Matt says stop to a spider, as Smus repeats the word spider and then goes "PINGAS." Matt randomly goes "Mooshroom" in a singing way, as Smus says Matt is funny. Matt says something about a creeper, and says something about it blowing up the zombie. Matt succeeds in whatever he was telling it to do, Smus going on about how of course he'd say "mofo" (he said it whilst being frustrated at the creeper). Smus cuts off whilst saying Matt is so stupid, as Matt seems to be confused. Pink says that they're doing it again, Smus stutters whilst wondering what Matt likes, as when he says soup, Matt responds by saying chocolate. There's a small silence as Smus asks rhetorically if he's ever eaten chicken on a stick, cutting himself off as Matt finds out if that was what Smus was trying to say in the previous cut off, as he asks if he's a stick as Smus says yes, Matt proclaiming it to everybody that he's now a stick. Pink repeats the statement, Matt agreeing.
Smus says he's funny again, as Pink says what Matt said makes so little sense. Smus says it makes alot of sense, as a loud static noise takes over the conversation. Pink tells it to stop, as Smus is confused, as Matt says he isn't static, he's MattCraft. A high pitch noise says he is static (which is T2H) as Pink tells Matt she didn't mean him, she meant the static.
Smus tries to get Pink's attention after the static stops and tells her he found another way to make her picture, as she's confused. After a slow conversation with T2H interrupting being high pitch, as Smus mentions it's now transparent, and not green screened (due to her overalls having an issue) as Pink asks if she's now see through, Matt whispering he still can't understand Smus, as Smus corrects her by saying the background is and not her, and he can put other effects. T2H interrupts, as Pink wonders what that is, Smus keeps talking, as Matt laughs, Smus continuing by saying once he's done with Matt's picture, he'll do hers. Lance says "dude..." as T2H in low pitch just says he's a fork, as Smus questions it, as even T2H in low pitch laughs as well as Pink. Both Smus and Pink don't know, as Smus thinks it's Lance, as the static starts up again.
T2H says something, so does Lance in response to Smus, as Pink notices 2 people entering the call. Brynn says hi, as Smus gets worried. Hammy says hi to Brynn by them calling each other by their British Brother names (Brynn - British Mario, Hammy - British Alberto) as Lance notices Hammy's static. Pink notices T2H's high pitch and says he sounds like a chipmunk, Brynn says he's only going to be there for a short time because he has to go to a Halloween party soon. Matt questions such a thing, as Pink asks if Brynn has seen the new thing she made. Smus still says Brynn has a stupid picture, as T2H counters Smus by saying his picture isn't either, as he isn't original. The static comes as Smus is confused of who is doing the high pitch. Matt tells him it's T2H, as Brynn gets angry at Smus for being rude about his picture, as Branden repeats Smus's name over and over. Lance runs off, Brynn tells Branden to shut up and Smus cuts himself off asking what. Matt says it doesn't make it funny, making it get cut off, as T2H says him being a chipmunk is funny, deal with it.
Matt says it's totally the funniest thing he's heard, as someone plays a falcon punch sound effect. T2H goes low pitch, as Pink wonders why T2H is doing this. Brynn says he's going to check something out as T2H distorts his voice, Smus questioning if it is T2H, and then saying it to the group, Branden confirming it to Smus. T2H tries to hide it, but he's still distorted, as Pink still is confused. Smus cuts himself off, a "daaaaaa" effect is played and Lance says "oh hell no." Matt replies that it sounds like a rabbit to the daa, Smus stutters, Brynn is confused, as Smus laughs to Matt. Pink answers that she doesn't know to Brynn as T2H says in a high pitch voice "Happy November!!" as Lance repeats his oh hell no line, as Smus says that it seems like somebody exploded and then started going random. T2H says in his normal voice that's him, as Smus says it's actually like fartbeat, as the static gets stronger, as Smus tries to play it but it can't be heard. Matt says if he's gonna do that, go outside, as they all start trying to get it (the static) to shut up.
Brynn notices the microphone static problem, and does a hashtag related to the effects, and that he got to join before he had to go to a Halloween party, as Smus continues the hashtags by saying "#fartbeat" and saying something else as Brynn counters Smus, Pink saying something in the background. Matt tells them to shut up through hashtagging, as the static gets stronger. Smus, Matt and Brynn have a hashtag fight, T2H switches between pitches again, Branden joining the hashtag fight, Matt, Branden, Smus and Brynn all through hashtag saying they want to own each other, as Smus then randomly says "#Iliekpie" as Matt says to him that he doesn't, as Pink notices they're doing another hashtag fight, as Branden continuously says Smus's name again, Smus saying "#mattthederp." Brynn tells Branden to shut up again, as Pink asks how many times Branden will say Smus's name. Branden continues saying Smus, as Brynn continues saying Branden, as Smus asks what just like before, cutting off like before, but it isn't heard, so he cuts off again asking what does Branden want from him. Smus then rages, cutting off again, as they all laugh. T2H says he's doing no more and that he's going low pitch. Smus and Matt talk as T2H talks loudly in a very low pitch voice, confusing everyone talking.
Smus asks T2H what that was as Branden continuously says Smus's name again. Brynn tells Branden to shut up, as Pink does the same, but less louder. Smus tells him to shut up, as Branden mock-saddeningly says he thought they had something special, as Matt says yes, Smus getting confused. Smus asks Branden if he isn't going too far, the static gets more powerful, as LuigiFan just comes in and starts groaning, Pink questioning it as well as Matt, as the static gets so much more powerful. LF tries to get Matt's attention as the static takes over more and more, Pink getting annoyed as well as everyone else. Brynn's ears are hurting, as T2H in low pitch says something, as Pink says the static is ruining everything.
Smus talks to Matt, LF trying to talk as Pink points out Hammy has the static. Smus tells Pink something about the static as LF tells Smus to be quiet, as he wanted to tell Matt something. Smus and Matt talk about strange things to counter each other, as Brynn says he likes "gleeeeeeeeeetch" as Smus questions it, someone beeping in the background. T2H tells it to stop as well as Pink, LF tries to get to Matt again, as the static becomes more louder. Matt asks LF what he wants, as Brynn tells it to turn off, as Hammy is confused as to what's been happening. Brynn and Smus say unheard things as LF still tries to ask Matt his question, Branden saying something also unheard. LF asks it, as Matt replies no because LF is gay (not really, it was a joke), as Smus and Branden both repeat some sort of glitch line. Pink repeats it too, confused. T2H distorts his voice again, as Pink is confused, as more static gets in the way. Smus repeats his line as another high pitcher comes in, this time it actually being Lance, as it's not noticed much due to the very loud static. Smus wonders who's dong the high pitch now, as Pink is confused again. Brynn becomes very loud by saying glitch, but apologizes for the loudness afterwards. Smus repeats the glitch line, Brynn saying to turn it off, as Pink says something about the static coming from Hammy.
Brynn is confused, as Smus announces the randomness has begun, as everyone starts talking, LF using Microsoft Sam, Pink laughing, everyone else talking at once. Brynn and T2H disagree with LF, as he tells them again to shut up. Brynn says to turn the static off, as T2H says something in low pitch, the static gets louder, as Brynn rage beeps, Pink shouting at them as Brynn wonders why. Pink asks what, Brynn sasks the question is, and Hammy does the answer for her. Brynn says hi to Hammy in the British Bros. way, as the static continues. The beeping continues, as others join in creating a very long minute full of nothing but beeping, with random mewing in between from Lance. During the beginning of the beep spam, alot of voices are deafened and aren't heard as it goes on for a good while. Smus then shouts that the phone broke, as it starts to calm down. Everyone gets confused about the voices as Pink was confused because the blue outlines didn't work properly when they were all beeping so she was confused. Smus then says the phone broke again, as they start laughing. Matt asks Smus why he broke it, Pink was still confused, Brynn gives her an answer ans LF still uses Microsoft Sam to communicate with the rest, as the video ends with Sam saying "I will kill you all."
==Cast==
*Starman3 (recording)
*DragonBallZKai5 (Matt)
*Smus16475
*The2Hunters
*Pinkolol16
*Hammycheez
*Marhfg (Lance)
*LuigiFan54321
*Brynn1100
*Royalomg (Branden)
==Trivia==
*When Pink mentions Branden is saying "Daaaaaa" she is once again looking at the chat like the previous video. She also notices the chat when she says "I have 6!" responding to a question. She's also responding to the chat when she mentions Cdrom came out of nowhere, because he posted a link.
*Matt was playing Minecraft early on in the episode for a large amount of time. As such, he makes various references to what's going on.
*Branden was repeating Smus's name in this video. This may have given him the idea for his short 8.
*The static was coming from Hammy's microphone.
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