Hocus Focus/What Will You Be?

==Summary==
Image 	Segment 	Description
center	SCENE 1 	Entranced by the many careers of the modern world, Kryspen hopes that his new Kwick Kareers Kounseling Kit will help him choose a profession of his own. He listens to a cassette which directs him to play a motivational film.
center	Film 	"When You Grow Up"A live-action film profiles three potential careers in auto repair, dog grooming, and hair styling.
 	SCENE 2 	Kryspen wonders how you can choose a career without being able to try it. He consults Professor Rhombus, who says that the key to choosing a career is knowing oneself. The professor begins telling the story of Spinnolio.
center	Film 	Spinnolio (1977)
 	SCENE 3 	Kryspen laments that he was as ill-prepared to face the modern world as Spinnolio was. He decides to give his Kareer Kit another try, and the cassette suggests that finding the right career all comes down to finding the right hat. Kryspen begins trying on different hats and takes a particular liking to a train conductor's hat.
 	Film 	Red Ball Express (1975)
 	SCENE 4 	Kryspen and Professor Rhombus enthusiastically pretend to be a train, but Oulak protests that Kryspen knows nothing about the actual profession. Kryspen agrees, and decides to play a film about modern transportation. Professor Rhombus imitates a train whistle, and Kryspen shushes him. They shush each other back and forth, which almost sounds like a train engine...
 	Film 	The Romance of Transportation (1952)
 	SCENE 5 	Kryspen considers being a pilot, only for Oulak to shoot down the idea and berate the two career-seekers. He argues with Professor Rhombus about the type of aptitude Oulak needed to become a book. Kryspen breaks up the fighting by asking Professor Rhombus how he chose his profession. Professor Rhombus supposes that "family pressures" inspired him. People on his mother's side were "ists" (sociologists, pathologists, and ventriloquists), and his father's side was made up of "ians" (theologians, librarians, historians, and even Canadians). While Professor Rhombus continues on about the racketeer his sister married (his family doesn't like to talk about it much), Kryspen wonders aloud what a Canadian is.
 	Film 	Who Are We?
 	SCENE 6 	The last film was of no use to Kryspen, since he's not a Canadian. Professor Rhombus encourages Kryspen to take the aptitude test and asks him a series of arbitrary questions. Perplexed, Kryspen says that he doesn't know enough about the modern world to be good at anything. Professor Rhombus offers Kryspen an aptitude test of his own and asks one single question: What is the use of magic? Kryspen responds by saying that magic should be a source of healing and comfort, and help people see the world with a little bit of wonder. Professor Rhombus hands Kryspen his wizard's hat and concludes that the modern world needs wizards now more than ever.
 	Cleaning Ladies	After the credits, the cleaning ladies come in and read the advice column in a newspaper left on Kryspen's desk. One of the ladies accidentally reveals that she is in fact the column's sole author, so the two of them decide to write answers to all the questions.
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