Annoying Orange: Jumping Bean/Transcript

Orange: Hey! Hey, Pear! Look at that!
Pear: No.
Orange: Aww, why not?
Pear: Because the second I glance up, you're just gonna yell "Made you look!"
Orange: No! No, really! Pear, there's--
Pear: I'm not falling for it, Orange!
Jumping Bean: (offscreen) Wee-hee!
Orange: Woah! Did you hear that?!
Pear: I guess. I-I did hear something (looks over to Orange)...
Orange: Made you look! (laughs)
(Pear growls)
Orange: OOWW!!! What the heck was that?!
Jumping Bean: Hey, buddy! I'm sorry! Hey, I'm just feeling a bit jumpy, man.
Orange: (after title card) Hey! Hey, Jumpy! Hey!
Jumping Bean: Hola!
Orange: Hey!
Jumping Bean: Hola!
Orange: Hey! Sit still!
Jumping Bean: I can't do that, I'm a jumping bean, man!
Orange: A jumping bean? What's next? A swimming peanut? (laughs)
Jumping Bean: Ooh, don't get me started on those guys.
Orange: What's the matter? Are you "hopping" mad? (laughs)
Jumping Bean: Oh..the jumping, it's so exhaustin'.
Orange: Have you thought about seeing a "hoptometrist"? (laughs)
Jumping Bean: Ehh...not so much. (bounces over to a different side)
Orange: Woah! Hey where'd he go?
Jumping Bean: Si?
Orange: Si?
Jumping Bean: Si!
Orange: See what?
Jumping Bean: Si, que.
Orange: C-K? Umm...can I buy a vowel?
Jumping Bean: Dude, no, no, no! "Si" means, "yes".
Orange: Yes?
Jumping Bean: Si.
Orange: But I thought "C" is for cat!
Jumping Bean: Dude, no! Not "cat".
Orange: Yes, it is! C-A-T! Cat!
Jumping Bean: No! Dude, "si" is entirely different in my language.
Orange: Oh, "sea"! Like an ocean!
Jumping Bean: No! No!
Orange: Ooh! What if you put a kitty in the ocean? Would that make it a catfish? (laughs)
Jumping Bean: Dude, there's no such thing!!
Orange: Yeah, right. Tell that to the Swimming peanut.
(camera scrolls over to Swimming Peanut)
Swimming Peanut: Yo, brother! Wanna do some laps?! Oh, right! You can't swim! (laughs, jumps into fish bowl) Woo-hoo!
(camera scrolls over to Pear)
Pear: Aw, dude! I just changed that water!
Orange: Don't worry, Pear! I'm sure he'll be out in a "jiff"! (laughs)
(Pear growls, Jumping Bean scares him by popping up behind Pear)
Jumping Bean: Hola!
Pear: Ahh! Okay! Stop doing that!
Jumping Bean: Dude this place is crazy! Show me the way out, and I'll take you with me.
Pear: Dude, if I knew the answer to that, do you think I'd still be here?
Orange: But you just got here, Bean! Why are you in such a hurry to "bounce"? (laughs)
Jumping Bean: Oh, dude! You gotta stop!
Pear: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Just-just take a deep breath, just try to relax. The kitchen isn't so bad, once you get used to it.
Jumping Bean: Yeah, maybe you're right, maybe I am a little wound up.
Pear: That's it. Just let it all out....
Jumping Bean: Oh, dude, I think I'm feeling better!
Orange: See? It was just "bound" to happen! (laughs)
Jumping Bean: Aw, dude! (yelling) I can't take it any more!! (jumps and ricochaes off the walls everywhere)
Pear: (sarcastically) Way to go, Orange.
Orange: What? It's not my fault this guy's all over the place! (laughs)
(Jupming Bean turns on the sink's garbage disposal, flies in, and splatter everywhere)
(all the others groan in disgust)
Orange: Man, this is turning into a real drain-wreck! Ugh!
Swimming Peanut: Boy, talk about a has-bean!
(Swimming Peanut and Orange laugh)
Orange: Hey! Hey, Swimming Peanut!
Swimming Peanut: What is it, pal?
Orange: Catfish.
Swimming Peanut: Ahh! (a catfish appears out of nowhwre and eats him.)
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