"Dungeon Truck Part 11"

"Markus and Ashe have some literary differences. Gregor lives in a glass house. Kyr wonders about Gemulets!" - Dungeon Truck Part 11.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
== Quotes ==
* Kyr: I got the good old-fashioned tiefling oil for this. Kyr says, just up-ending the bottle. Markus detaches in a split second.
* Markus: Ah, thank you, Kyr.
* Gregor: Is that for or of?
* Kyr: This will be a little bit of a quiz of my own, Gregor. When I say 'engine oil', is it oil of engine, or for engines?
* Gregor: I don't know why you'd think I would know.
* Markus: Trick question! It's both!
* Kyr: Nailed it!
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* Gregor: Speaking of which, I heard that health potions are like, a thing that exists, and I could use one. Can anyone identify which potions will kill me and which will heal me?
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* Ashe: I stand at the entrance to this long, dark hallway, and sigh, thinking about things that could be thrown down it.
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* GM: Ashe, you down the potion and feel all the electricity in your body flowing towards a singular point: the lock. In fact, you feel pretty much immediately better. The lock itself begins to glow, superhot. You now have an electric fist weapon with your punch of electric arms.
* Ashe: Hey Kyr, shake my hand.
* Kyr: Kyr's expression, normally a grin, just goes completely straight. Ashe, that would probably kill me.
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* Markus: Think I should use like, a bow hitch, or a sailor's gurgle?
* Kyr: Oh, can you do a lobster's caress?
* Markus: Kyr, that's a novelty knot. Come on.
* Ashe: Oh, wait. I just started reading this book called Smooth Seas, Smoother Sailors---
* Markus: Nope, nope. Stop it.
* Ashe: It's got this knot in it---
* Kyr: Markus!
* Markus: Too late, you're dead to me.
* Ashe: It's got this cool knot in it, that---
* Kyr: Markus, do a lobster's caress from the SUPERIOR High Tides, Higher Tempers.
* Ashe: I don't know, Smooth Seas, Smoother Sailors is a pretty good book.
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