Richard Cook in Hades

I will not tell Tenaya and Dillon that they are Luke and Leia Skywalker. Or Jacen and Jaina. Or any other set of fictional twins. Especially not Fred and George Weasley. Nor will I do this to Gem and Gemma.
Richard Cook found himself in a hot place. He wondered "Where am I?" Lucifer came out and said his most famous line "I've been expecting you!" Richard Cook realized that he was in Hades. Lucifer said "Here's your shovel! Start digging!" Richard Cook said "I won't dig!" Lucifer said "Really?" He then said "If you don't get to work, then you will know the true meaning of the word pain!" Lucifer then got his trident-shaped pitchfork and zapped Richard Cook in the butt with blue Force lightning. "Aaaargh!" said Richard Cook "All right! All right! I'll shovel!" Lucifer said "Good!" Richard Cook grabbed his shovel and started shoveling the coal. Lucifer told Richard Cook "You will drink black water and eat black bread! Work well and you will be treated decent. Work badly and you will know the different degrees of the word pain!"
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