Link

==Biography==
Link was born to GanonEvil Engulfs Hyrule and ImpaLink's secret affair with Impa on October 10, 1993.Link the first One day, he met R. Lee Ermey, who tried to give him some discipline,Link meets R Lee Ermey but failed and dropped him off with King Harkinian,The King who decided to put Link to use by sending him to Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled instead of going himself.Zelda: The Cowardly King Link was eventually sentenced to life in prison for a profanity-filled rant about The King's overeating tendencies,The King is too fat to eat dinner but represented by Miles Edgeworth, Link retaliated by suing The King for low pay and dangerous working conditions.Harkinian Goes to Court: Episode I Link later went on strike, but quit when The King finally agreed to start paying him for his services.Link's on Strike
==Skills and Abilities==
Gwonam has designated Link as the "hero of all time",Link: The Hero Of All Time 1: Hyrule Strives for Dinner giving him the ability to return from the dead and revive people.Link: The Hero Of All Time 2- Asia for pizzas Link also wields the Smart Sword, which can't hurt any of his allies.Gwonam's Gweat Adventuwe; or, Dino Time Enough for Love
==Personality==
Link used to be very loyal to The King and was sexually attracted to the monarch.Shenanigans More recently, however, his devotion to The King has dissipated, and he has insulted The King's weight and thrown various objects at him.Link Discovers Ganon's Least Favorite Color He also found it amusing when The King's right eye exploded, as he admitted to The Daily News.The Morshu Movie (1)
==Personal Life==
Although Link, who is a resident of Hyrule,Hyrule Dating Videos claims to be gayLink's Earth-Shattering Revelation and has indeed sought the affection of The King, he has aggressively tried to convince Zelda to have sex with him.King Harkinian's strange new obsession
==Criminal Record==
The King had Link imprisoned when Link rightfully claimed credit for stopping Ganon's scheme to rape Zelda.Ganon tries to turn Link into a Sexual Predator Ironically, the official reason for his incarceration was for rape.King Harkinian Attempts to Secure a Sexual Partner for Duke Onkled
==Health Issues==
Link became severely obese when The King shot him with his Dinner Blaster, but Link returned to his normal size by lifting weights and running on a treadmill.DINNER BLASTER Link once forgot how his arms worked and spent an entire month flailing his limbs uncontrollably. He was finally cured when The King punched him in the face.Link forgets how his arms work
==Sources==
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