The Pagans/Quotes

Homer: You kids better behave in church today. 
Bart: I don't see why I have to go anyway. I'm a pagan. 
Homer: Bart! 
Lisa: I don't want to go to church either. I'm a pagan too. 
Homer: Well you're going to church so you can like it or lump it. 
Bart: Uh, if I’m not mistaken, Dad, the tire just blew.﻿ 
Bart and Lisa: Thank you nature. 
Lisa: What a beautiful paganistic day! Come on, Maggie, let's dance.
 H: [annoyed] Grab that tire iron, boy.
 B: We pagans would like to help you Homer, but it's against out beliefs
 to soil our hands with the greasy tools of sin.
 
 % During Bart's speech, we see that Lisa and Maggie are dancing in an
 % unusual manner. Lisa chants incoherently.
 
 H: Lisa, Maggie, knock that nonsense off.
 
 % Maggie falls down from the strain of it all. The sky darkens.
 
 B: It's too late, Dad.
 
 % Bart heads into the car. It starts to rain.
 
 H: What the hell are you talking about?
 
 % The kids are safely tucked in the car.
 
 B: Pagan rain dance Works every time. 
 Bart+Maggie+Lisa: Mom, Dad, look! We're pagans! 
 
 % Homer, struggling with the front tire, turns his head.
 
 Homer: Why those little...
 
 % Homer chases the kids running (his suit all tattered), who head into the church.
 % The doors close behind them. Homer bursts in, and we see that the kids 
 % are seated in the front pew.
 
 Lisa: Ironically enough, Bart, this house of worship has proven to be our
 sanctuary.
 Bart: Yes, but still, my pagan soul yearns to roam free.
 Lisa: No problem. After the sermon we'll make a run for it.
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