E.T. Games

ET games is a two part episodes of The Irate Gamer.
The long list of doublethink committed by The Irate Gamer can be seen here.
==Plot summary==
Chris is seen outside in a lush plant region that is apparently a desert. Chris is seen carrying a shovel. Chris begins digging in a random location to find 5 ET cartridges.
Chris talks about the scene where ET nearly dies in the movie, stating that fans cried at that point before saying "There was another reason that would end up making fans cry even more.” Chris says that this is one of the worst games in history. Chris then says the cartridges were buried in the desert. Chris notes that ET must search holes to find 3 telephone pieces but there are more holes than pieces and thus luck is involved. Chris denotes this by saying “This piss-poor attempt at trying to add strategy to a game." Chris gets stuck in a hole and attempts to levitate his character out of the hole but fails. Chris mentions the FBI agent and the scientist that chase ET on higher game difficulties. Chris then says ET should go find his own way home but then remembers the times he watched the movie and thus feels compelled to try again. At one point, Chris manages to collect the phone pieces and calls the mothership, but the scientist abducts ET. 
The FBI arrive to tell Chris that he must relinquish the ET cartridges. Chris decides to help the cartridge escape from the FBI. Chris then escapes using his bike with the ET cartridge tucked away in the bike's basket. Unfortunately, he ends up hitting a dumpster. This ends part 1... 
Part 2 contains no intro and begins with Chris noting that there were no ET games on SNES or newer generation systems. “But almost 20 years later, Nintendo took the plunge" says Chris. Chris says “They decided to release a few E.T. titles for the Game Boy Advance” and then says “The first one we’re going to look at is called E.T. and the Cosmic Garden.”
Chris beings playing ET and the Cosmic Garden. Chris complains that poop is used as a fertilizer. The later levels contain more gardening and Chris is too surprised about the revelation that fecal matter has appropriate uses and thus dismisses the game as garbage. “Cosmic Garden should be shit out of a cosmic asshole” says Chris.
Chris then begins playing ET on the GBA. 
Chris complains that ET's attack method is running into the enemies. Chris enters the second level and states that the level is patrolled by FBI agents and that if ET is caught by them, they force ET to give them a blow job. Irate Gamer pauses the game again and asks why each level is a scavenger hunt. Chris asks why he needs to run around a neighbourhood collecting P blocks and decides to flush the game down the toilet. Chris puts the games in a box and notes that there is a phone number for calling the mothership. Chris calls the mothership and says that he has the games. The mothership comes to pick them up. Remembering how mad the games made him, Chris detonates explosives when the mothership attempts to leave and kills the entire alien race. 
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== Trivia ==
* ET on the Atari is considered one of the worst games ever made.
* This is the second time Irate Gamer has committed genocide on the show.
*The FBI agent is voiced by Captain Chuck from fellow YouTube channel “ClipCritics”.
==External links==
*Part 1 at Internet Movie Database
*Part 2 at Internet Movie Database
Category:The Irate Gamer episodes
Category:The Irate Gamer season 3 episodes