English Lesson

English lessons occur most often in BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY school for strange beings of apocalyptic significance and are taught by Mr Jonkins. There are many forms of them, including EBEL's, SIEL's, PIEL's and most rarely, REEL's.
==EBEL's, or Extremely Boring English Lessons.==
The most frequent, extremely boring english lessons are were almost nothing is achieved, and only some strange being with an enormous amount of patience can survive without being slightly dull for the rest of the day.
==SIEL's and PIEL's==
SIELs and PIEL's, Slightly Interesting English Lessons and Partially Interesting English Lessons respectively, are common forms of english lesson. They are very similar, apart from the fact that PIEL'S are generally less boring than SIEL's.
==REEL's or Really Exciting English Lessons.==
REEL's are so incredibly rare, that one has never been recorded. One has never been heard of. They are the fantasies of children, -and the horrors of english teachers, who dread them, for as long as life continues without REEL's, children will suffer, and the teachers power over them continues.
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