It's A Revival

It's A Revival is the 7th season 1 episode of the series Wario Dies releasing on June 30th, 2021, as a revival of the series, after a year-long episode hiatus after the episode Bear.
== Plot ==
The day is June 30th, 2021, and Wario is sitting on his rocking chair. He is in an unkempt state, being on guard for anything, holding a knife and a gun in his hand. It has been one year since his last death and he was petrified of dying again. He has been staying inside his house since. Wario has a whole pile of food rations by his side so he doesn't starve to death.
Just then, his phone rings. Wario screams as he hears it ring, and at first he is hesitant to pick the phone up. After a few more rings, Wario decides to face his fear and charge at the phone, picking it up, and subsequently diving back into his chair. Wario nervously answers the phone with "Hello?" On the other end is Waluigi, who says "Bro! It has been so long since I've seen you! Where've you been?" Wario replies "I dont wanna talk about it man," slamming the phone down and re-entering his state of delusion.
Waluigi looks at his phone confusingly, then glances at Wario's house, which is just across the street. "He hung up on me," says Waluigi. A construction worker walks next to him saying "So, can we demolish this house?" Waluigi replies "Wah, go ahead." A demolition team rushes in, planting dynamite all over the house. Wario notices this, and runs to the door, but it is blocked. 
Wario screams that he is still inside his house, but the demolition team is busy counting down to 1. They pull a lever and the whole house blows up, with him inside. "I think there was someone in there," says one of the demolition workers. The others reply "Nah," but Wario's arm flies in front of them. Realizing they just blew up a man's house while they were still inside, they all quietly walk off pretending nothing happened.
Category:Wario Dies