The Kelp/Issue I

Issue I is the first Issue of The Kelp newspaper. It was published on October 16th, 2014.
==Opening Statement==
Hello and welcome to the all new news! Try saying that fifteen times fast! Anyways, let's get in he first issue of The Kelp newspaper.
==Movie Reviews==
Note: * means 1 star.
/ means half a star
Gold Rush - Gold Rush seems like a movie that should be maybe like a How I Met Your Mother episode and going by that show, it's going downhill (EDIT: As of the date it was published, the movie was in-progress. Since then, it's been updated more) Maybe if it goes the other way. I might be more entertained.
Gold Rush - **/ 
==Show Reviews==
A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants - Watch this show! It is so special to be on as a show that hasn't even gone through it's first season, the episodes are funny as hell! I would be really nice to say that the episodes are awesome.
SpongeToons - Why is this show not cancelled?? It should be. What is this episode got to do with it? If you ask me, the show should have been cancelled after The Trial Of Plankton
Leader Plankton! - The show has still came back with a bang! Reviving Bubble Buddy; Komputer Killer Karen; Fight For Freedom; Get New Members But Lose The Old; Mind Controlled Twina and Count Plankula are a brilliant line of episodes. If I have to say one nitpick, it is becausev of the Halloween special airing a whole THREE weeks earlier. Why?
ADWSS - *****
ST - **/
LP - ****/
==Trivia== 
* This is not the first time that LP is been on hiatus. Just eariler this year it was on hiatus.
==Closing Statement==
Sorry people that this issue is very short. We have justed started out and there is no other workers on this! So it's hard for me to do everything.
See you for Issue II!
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