玉葱 (Tamanegi)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
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Onion =
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
涙は全部が　たまねぎのせい 	namida wa zenbu ga tamanegi no sei 	Onions are to blame for all these tears
笑顔は　ヤバイきのこのせい 	egao wa yabai kinoko no sei 	Dangerous mushrooms are to blame for this smile
気分が悪いのは毒電波のせい 	kibun ga warui no wa dokudenpa no sei 	Radio waves are to blame for me feeling sick
なんでも何かのせいだね 	nan demo nanika no sei da ne 	There's something to blame for any little thing
 	 	
ゴキブリ嫌いは遺伝子のせい 	gokiburigirai wa idenshi no sei 	My genes are to blame for hating cockroaches
お化け嫌いは生きてるせい 	obakegirai wa ikiteru sei 	Me being alive is to blame for hating ghosts
世界が終わるのは　みんなのせいで 	sekai ga owaru no wa minna no sei de 	All of humanity's to blame for the world's end
私のせいじゃないんだよ 	watashi no sei ja nain da yo 	All except for me
はじめはそんな決めつけなんて 	hajime wa sonna kimetsuke nante 	At first, such one-sided conclusions
あやふやなものだった 	ayafuya na mono datta 	Seemed really awkward
だけど正しいと思い込んでしまったんだ 	dakedo tadashii to omoikonde shimattan da	But I was convinced that I am right
 	 	
いじめのきっかけはお笑いのせい 	ijime no kikkake wa owarai no sei 	Comedies are to blame for causing bullying
犯罪はネットやゲームのせい 	hanzai wa netto ya geemu no sei 	Internet and games are to blame for causing crime
頭が悪いのはマンガのせいで 	atama ga warui no wa manga no sei de 	Manga is to blame for me being dumb
なんでも何かのせいだね 	nan demo nanika no sei da ne 	There's something to blame for any little thing
 	 	
なんとなく仲間はずれになるのは 	nantonaku nakama hazure ni naru no wa 	Is this over-fixation on what is correct
正しすぎる決め付けのせい？ 	tadashisugiru kimezuke no sei? 	To blame for me somehow becoming the outlier?
涙がふと零れ落ちたけれど 	namida ga futo kobore ochita keredo 	Suddenly, tears start to flow
これもたまねぎのせいかな 	kore mo tamanegi no sei kana 	Onions are probably to blame
 	 	
ひとりぼっちになってしまったのは 	hitoribotchi ni natte shimatta no wa 	A cruel God is to blame
意地悪な神様のせい 	ijiwaru na kamisama no sei 	For leaving me all by myself
そんな私がもし　どこかへ消えたら 	sonna watashi ga moshi dokoka e kietara 	If, being like this, I suddenly went and disappeared
君は涙を流すかな 	kimi wa namida o nagasu kana 	Would you shed a tear for me, I wonder
それはほんとの涙かな 	sore wa honto no namida kana 	Would those be real tears, I wonder
ららるららるらららららら 	rararurararurararararara 	lalalulalalulalalalalala
もしやたまねぎの涙かな 	moshiya tamanegi no namida kana 	Are onions to blame for these tears as well, I wonder
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Onion+ =
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
涙は全部が　たまねぎのせい 	namida wa zenbu ga tamanegi no sei 	Onions are to blame for all these tears
笑顔は　ヤバイきのこのせい 	egao wa yabai kinoko no sei 	Dangerous mushrooms are to blame for this smile
気分が悪いのは毒電波のせい 	kibun ga warui no wa dokudenpa no sei 	Radio waves are to blame for me feeling sick
なんでも何かのせいだね 	nan demo nanika no sei da ne 	There's something to blame for any little thing
 	 	
ゴキブリ嫌いは遺伝子のせい 	gokiburigirai wa idenshi no sei 	My genes are to blame for hating cockroaches
お化け嫌いは生きてるせい 	obakegirai wa ikiteru sei 	Me being alive is to blame for hating ghosts
世界が終わるのは　みんなのせいで 	sekai ga owaru no wa minna no sei de 	All of humanity's to blame for the world's end
私のせいじゃないんだよ 	watashi no sei ja nain da yo 	All except for me
はじめはそんな決めつけなんて 	hajime wa sonna kimetsuke nante 	At first, such one-sided conclusions
あやふやなものだった 	ayafuya na mono datta 	Seemed really awkward
だけど正しいと思い込んでしまったんだ 	dakedo tadashii to omoikonde shimattan da	But I was convinced that I am right
 	 	
いじめのきっかけはお笑いのせい 	ijime no kikkake wa owarai no sei 	Comedies are to blame for causing bullying
犯罪はネットやゲームのせい 	hanzai wa netto ya geemu no sei 	Internet and games are to blame for causing crime
頭が悪いのはマンガのせいで 	atama ga warui no wa manga no sei de 	Manga is to blame for me being dumb
なんでも何かのせいだね 	nan demo nanika no sei da ne 	There's something to blame for any little thing
 	 	
なんとなく仲間はずれになるのは 	nantonaku nakama hazure ni naru no wa 	Is this over-fixation on what is correct
正しすぎる決め付けのせい？ 	tadashisugiru kimezuke no sei? 	To blame for me somehow becoming the outlier?
涙がふと零れ落ちたけれど 	namida ga futo kobore ochita keredo 	Suddenly, tears start to flow
これもたまねぎのせいかな 	kore mo tamanegi no sei kana 	Onions are probably to blame
 	 	
涙は全部が　たまねぎのせい 	namida wa zenbu ga tamanegi no sei 	Onions are to blame for all these tears
笑顔は　ヤバイきのこのせい 	egao wa yabai kinoko no sei 	Dangerous mushrooms are to blame for this smile
気分が悪いのは毒電波のせい 	kibun ga warui no wa dokudenpa no sei 	Radio waves are to blame for me feeling sick
なんでも何かのせいだね 	nan demo nanika no sei da ne 	There's something to blame for any little thing
 	 	
ひとりぼっちになってしまったのは 	hitoribotchi ni natte shimatta no wa 	A cruel God is to blame
意地悪な神様のせい 	ijiwaru na kamisama no sei 	For leaving me all by myself
そんな私がもし　どこかへ消えたら 	sonna watashi ga moshi dokoka e kietara 	If, being like this, I suddenly went and disappeared
君は涙を流すかな 	kimi wa namida o nagasu kana 	Would you shed a tear for me, I wonder
それはほんとの涙かな 	sore wa honto no namida kana 	Would those be real tears, I wonder
ららるららるらららららら 	rararurararurararararara 	lalalulalalulalalalalala
もしやたまねぎの涙かな 	moshiya tamanegi no namida kana 	Are onions to blame for these tears as well, I wonder
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==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*ハナガノビール (Hana ga Nobiru) (album)
A remaster of this song was featured on the following albums:
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*P+
==External Links==
*pixiv - Illustration (Onion+)
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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