Firey X Leafy

Firey X Leafy is the 12th episode of UnAnything: The Series season 9 about the ship of two BFDI characters.
== Plot ==
Mario talks to Firey and Leafy and finds out they are dating. 
Mario: "What... you two were dating the whole time...?"
Firey: "Yes, we were dating long before Woody became Teardrop's boyfriend."
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! I'M CALLING THE UNPOLICE!!!"
Leafy: "Damn, he's not being nice >:] today. Hey Firey, let's kiss again to troll some n00bs."
Mario screams "MAMA MIA!!!" at the top of his lungs again and calls the UnPolice for real. Mario screams are loud enough to summon Noise. Suddenly, Barney the Dinosaur sees Firey and Leafy kissing, puts boxing gloves on, but Noise kills him and dabs. Bart Simpson says "It's the fucking end of the UnWorld!" and Homer Simpson responds "Bart, don't talk like that! We're doing the best we can!". Bart and Homer run around in circles while Mario takes a piss in public, and then da bois get teleported to court, where Darwin Watterson is the judge.
Darwin: "Are you guilty of being the cause of the death of Barney the Dinosaur?"
Firey: "Wait! Why are we in court all of a sudden?"
Darwin: "I'm sorry, did you say "guilty"? That's no good."
Firey: "Uh... I'm guilty?"
Leafy: "Firey's not guilty! Seriously, why is me dating Firey such a big deal???"
Bart: "We'll explain it all later, but you two are both going to WaJail."
Luigi beats up Bart because he ships Firey and Leafy together while Mario is STILL taking a piss in public. Suddenly, Homer beats up Luigi, where a bunch of Karens break in, cause property damage, and try breaking up Firey and Leafy, but that plan FAILED, because Karens always FAIL.
Luigi rips his shirt off, kills Homer and the Karens, and then he helps Firey and Leafy escape, while Mario, Noise, Bart, Darwin, and Gelatin chase after them, AND THEN A HUGE FUCKING WAR STARTS JUST BECAUSE FIREY AND LEAFY ARE DATING!!! Everybody beats each other up and do lots of stupid things, but suddenly, Woody and Teardrop appear:
Woody: "WTF is going on?! If everybody's okay with me dating Teardrop ever since that time the UnUniverse almost ended, then everybody should also allow Firey and Leafy to date as well!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You know, I learned something today. If two people love each other, then let then date."
Gelatin: "Bullshit! Me and Cade Malane say that I should be dating Teardrop!"
Teardrop: "STFU Gelatin, you get no bitches!"
Woody: "OMFG Teardrop, your British voice is a blessing to the ear!"
Teardrop: "..."
Stan Marsh: "Yeah, I agree with Teardrop, objects don't have ears."
Mario, Noise, Bart, Darwin, Gelatin, and Cade Malane get sent to WaJail while Woody and Teardrop make out. Firey and Leafy try making out as well, but Firey accidently burns Leafy and says, "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!", ending the episode.
Category:UnAnything: The Series
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