WOF jokes

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Scene 1
Cliff: Words ending in -ie are soooo cute! Like cookie, sweetie, cutie..
Scarlet: *Smirks* Die.
Scene 2
Winter: HAHA, I’m going to eat all your sloths. And you can’t do anything about it!
Glory: Actually, I can.
Winter: How?
Glory: Moonbli.
Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scene 3
Darkstalker: I hath arrived to weep over Queen Glacier.
Qibli(with Moon and Winter): *sighs* Listen, Darkstalker. It's not about you, it's about us.
Darkstalker: *grins smugly*
Qibli: *Looks up* Oh who am I kidding it's definitely you.
Scene 4 (⛧)
Clay: *exists*
Peril: CAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIGHT-
Scene 5 (⛧)
Sunny: Look out, Burn! A danger noodle!!
Burn: Oh, whatever! A measly noodle can't hurt me.
Five minutes later...
Smolder: Wow. I never thought I'd outlive Burn.
...🍜...
Scene 6
Smolder: Listen, troop! Today we are hunting for IceWings, but be careful not to hurt the AceWings, who looks like IceWings. They are our allies!
Camel: It's a duet. Me and you.
Smolder: Whatever.
***
Camel: I see one! *Corners the dragon* Let me greet you, my friend, by killing you.
Mystery dragon: Oh. I see. Then allow me to respond by running away. *Leaves Camel in it's dust*
Camel: Hey, HEY! *Scorches it's head off*
Smolder: Well? Is it an IceWing?
Camel: Uh...It's an AceWing.
Smolder: DAMN IT! Wings above, Camel! Mind your vowels! Where did you go to school?
Camel: I'm surry.
Scene 7 (❄️)
WiP sorry
Scene 8
Moon: I had a vision of you attack Anemone blah blah blah blah
Turtle: I'm never gonna do that!
A few chapters later...
Turtle: DDDIIE ANEMONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene 9
Peril: *Walts into the main hall* Clay!
Turtle: Mmph?
Peril: ACK WLKBFBIOBWOEYB *Skids on brakes*
BANG CRASH
Me: Well let's just say that wasn't pretty.
Scene 10
Thorn: *BARGES IN* WHERE IS SUNNY?! I'M GONNA SAVE HER!
Smolder: You and what army?
Thorn: This army.
Outclaws pour in. Blood and gory death everywhere!
Sunny: *escapes*
Smolder: Maybe I should join the outclaws. *Traps them* There. *Coils tail neatly*
Thorn: *To Smolder* I'm gonna shove that tail up your a*BEEP*
Scene 11
Morrowseer: Ugh...I'm tired.
Tire in Mastermind's lab: I'm glad you feel the same way.
Morrowseer: WTF-
Deathbringer:*Appears* Why did you summon me?
Morrowseer: Be quiet!
Deathbringer: OH THE DRAGONETS ARE COMING!
Morrowseer: Shut up! You're fired.
Deathbringer: I guess we are the same now then.
Volcano: *Explodes*
Morrowseer was never to be seen again.
Starflight: What a sad, sad story.
Dragonets at jade mountain: *cheers*
Scene 12
Nettle was a full grown and menacing, and well-trained dragon.
Nettle: SHUT UP!
Bumble:*Giggles* Meh meh meh meh meh.
Snowfall is a dragonet with a scowl.
Snowfall: Who are you?
Bumblebee:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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