Who Ate Shrek's Cheesecake

Who Ate Shrek's Cheesecake? is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on March 22, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Fiona
*Donkey
*Puss in Boots
*Ogre Triplets
**Fergus
**Farkle
**Felicia
==Transcript==
(At the swamp in Shrek's house, Shrek and his family and friends are enjoying some dessert by eating muffins and cinnamon buns on the table)
*Shrek: Mmm. These muffins taste delicious.
*Donkey: Cinnamon buns! *eat the cinnamon buns* So good.
*Fiona: How well of a treat dessert this is.
*Puss in Boots: We got variety!
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh and eat the cinnamon buns*
*Shrek: My babies. You really enjoy these treats a lot.
*Fiona: They sure do honey.
*Donkey: Aww. Make me another bite. *eat a muffin*
*Shrek: I wouldn't do that if I were you Donkey.
*Donkey: Taste the joy of a muffin. What if you put frosting on a muffin?
*Shrek: It'll be a cupcake. But I got something for you to taste for the better.
*Donkey: What is it? Pound cake?
*Shrek: Nope. Good guess.
*Puss in Boots: A cat cake!
*Shrek: That doesn't exist, silly Puss!
*Puss in Boots: Back at San Ricardo, we have fruit cake for the Día de Muertos festival.
*Shrek: Nice. You know what's coming. *pass out cheesecake on the table* Bang! Alright! Cheesecake!
*Fiona: Holy, moly.
*Puss in Boots: Is that cream cake?
*Shrek: Cheesecake. The greatest dessert of all time!
*Fiona: Are we really going to stuff up this dessert into our stomachs?
*Shrek: That's the one last dessert for the day. It's creamy and have crumbs on the back. Also, it's dairy and have graham crackers down below.
*Puss in Boots: It's like the leche has froze into cream.
*Shrek: Let's celebrate with some cheesecake, shall we?
*Donkey: Yeah.
*Fiona: We should do that.
*Puss in Boots: Alright. Bring in the slices.
*Shrek: *cut up some cheesecake into slices and pass it out to everyone* Eat up. Don't let the air melt into the plump of graham crumbs.
*Donkey: *eat the cheesecake with everyone* Yummy hum.
*Puss in Boots: We're having a great day with this cheesecake stuff.
*Fiona: We love it for the better.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh and eat some cheesecake*
*Shrek: I thank the swamp for the great desserts on the block. I have another one on the fridge, but it's for Shrek's only.
*Donkey: Shrek's only? What about us?
*Shrek: You don't get a slice, silly. Not even for one of you guys.
*Donkey: Man. You own the house and get everything you deserved, but not for us.
*Fiona: You don't have to be fragile about it, Shrek.
*Puss in Boots: Give us something to own at least.
*Shrek: No. All mine. Go buy your own and dig with ya.
*Puss in Boots: No need to disturb.
*Shrek: Right now. I'm going to take a nap. See ya in the next hour.
*Fiona: You too Shrek.
*Donkey: We got nothing to share with.
*Puss in Boots: Nothing to catch and off to the hooks!
*Shrek: Whatever. I'll be back 'til afternoon. *sleep on the bed*
(One hour has passed and Shrek have waken up from his bed with his eyes close, walking like he's having a great day, open the fridge with a tray as he open his eyes, realizing that his cheesecake is gone and scream in fear)
*Shrek: Everyone! Come over here, now!
*Fiona: What happen honey?
*Donkey: What's the problem?
*Puss in Boots: It's a seizure I could tell.
*Shrek: It's not a seizure. My cheesecake is gone! Who ate my cheesecake?! It has been standing in the fridge for a hour since I slept. Now it's gone, what happen to it?
*Fiona: Maybe you already ate it.
*Shrek: No I did not. I was sleeping. Donkey, you ate my cheesecake. I knew it!
*Donkey: No I did not. What is the point of eating your cheesecake? We been busy. You probably ate it and don't remember.
*Shrek: That's doesn't solve my question. Was it you Puss in Boots?
*Puss in Boots: I was full.
*Shrek: I can tell. What about you babies? *see his babies laugh* I know you didn't ate my cheesecake, do you? Okay, who ate my cheesecake.
*Fiona: Maybe it was Pinocchio.
*Shrek: Since when Pinocchio turned into a real boy and ate some cheesecake? He's a wooden puppet.
*Donkey: I know. The Three Blind Mice, smell the cheesecake and-
*Shrek: They don't even have teeth and don't know where they going.
*Puss in Boots: It was the Three Little Pigs. You know, they eat a bunch of sweet stuff, like little piggies.
*Shrek: *facepalm* Ugh, none of this has ever happen. I know it's one of you guys.
*Fiona: Okay, we can explain.
*Donkey: We ate the cheesecake all together!
*Shrek: What?
*Puss in Boots: We love every bite of them, macho. We never get tired of eating cheesecake!
*Shrek: Ah. My friends, I know what you did there. You were hungry for another slice, are you?
*Donkey: We sure are.
*Fiona: Doesn't ring a honey cracker.
*Shrek: You know what? Let's go make some cheesecake and celebrate with every bite.
*Donkey: How about you cook the cheesecake and we keep eating them. Does it sound fair?
*Shrek: Really Donkey?
*Fiona: I know Donkey would like to have a word with you.
*Shrek: All jokes aside.
*Everyone: *laugh*
(Shrek and his friends and family cook some cheesecake and eat them all together for the rest of the day)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is similar to a Shrek video from DreamWorksTV titled "Who Stole My Waffles?" where a character have to answer who ate a meal of a belonging or not.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Fanon
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff