Coco-Coal

Coco-Coal is a popular cola drink. Harry Smith is sometimes seen drinking it, considering it to taste nearly as good as Irn-Poo. Many fast food restaurants including MacRonalds branches and Whoopie-Whoppie sell it to customers in huge amounts. Demand for the beverage from Fat Mart supermarkets is also constantly high. Coco-Coal is notable for being high in sugar, with some people referring to it as 'diabetes in a can'. It is additionally known to contain many artificial flavourings and preservatives that sometimes cause strange thoughts to enter the minds of those who drink it.
Kim Johnston is a frequent consumer, and in the episode Harry Smith and the Obsessive Dinner Lady she stole some from David Marshall and gulped it down.
== Flavours ==
=== Current flavours ===
*Original (1921-present)
*Zero (1973-present)
*Diet (1966-present)
*Real (1985-present)
*Cherry (1980-present)
*Vanilla (1980-present)
*Lemon (1989-present)
*Orange (1997-present)
*Lime (2005-present)
*Coffee (2006-present)
*Bacon (2014-present)
*Soap (2014-present)
*Cheeseburger (2016-present)
*Pizza (2016-present)
*Lingonberry (2016-present, exclusive to EYEKEA stores)
*Prune (2016-present)
=== Discontinued flavours ===
*New Coco-Coal (1985-2002) - did not sell well, received negative reception from consumers
*Strawberry (1989-2010) - did not sell well
*Apple (1993-2010) - did not sell well
*Milk (1997-2006) - did not sell well, received negative reception from consumers
*Pen ink (1997-2000) - caused illnesses
*Boogers (2001) - was supposed to be booger-flavoured, but it contained actual boogers
*Pee (2001) - was supposed to be pee-flavoured, but it contained actual pee
*Water (2003-2005) - did not sell well
*Broccoli (2006-2012) - did not sell well, received negative reception from consumers
*Lotsa Spaghetti (2007-2008) - contaminated
*Toast (2007-2008) - contaminated
*Liquorice (2009-2010) - did not sell well
*Chocolate (2011-2013) - contaminated
== Trivia ==
*Coco-Coal is a parody of Coca-Cola.
Category:Drinks