OJ

OJ, also known as Orange Juice, is the main protagonist of Inanimate Insanity and is partially an orange. Also, he's not a member of The Simpsons.
== History ==
OJ was born when Chuck Norris poured Orange Juice into a glass. As soon as OJ became an adult, he competed in Inanimate Insanity Season 1. OJ's quest to WIN wasn't easy. OJ had trouble finding friends who didn't find him boring, and he felt overworked as well. OJ became friends with Bomb, Paper, and Paintbrush, but another problem began, since Salt had a massive crush on OJ all of a sudden. Salt's behavior made OJ uncomfortable, and he questioned if she genuinely loved him or not. Later, Bomb betrayed OJ when they got trapped in a Minecraft Desert, so OJ used flint and steel to make Bomb ASPLODE.
In the final episode of Season 1, Alt. Taco is revealed to be a British Traitor and steals the prize, but OJ beats her up and gets the prize back, winning Inanimate Insanity Season 1 in the process. OJ gets his own hotel named, well, Hotel OJ.
As soon as the first episode of Season 2 began, MePhone4 crashes his airplane into OJ's Hotel. MePhone4 explains that OJ won't compete in Season 2 because he just won Season 1 recently. Salt drags OJ into the hotel with her, saying that he will be her forever. OJ is obviously creeped out. 
In the seventh episode of Season 2, OJ temporarily becomes the host while MePhone4 is sent to WaJail. Since Hotel OJ is still damaged, OJ ordered the contestants to clean it up until MePhone4 came out of WaJail and became the host again.
OJ became sad for a while, so he decided to go on vacation to help him stop thinking of his hotel, but this vacation is cut short when OJ becomes a contestant in Season 3. OJ does pretty good at first, but in a shocking turn of events, he gets eliminated in the fourth episode of Season 3. Since Elimination = Death, OJ is able to say goodbye to his friend Paintbrush right before he DIES. Thankfully, he is able to cheat his way out of death and is able to live for a few more years, but then he gets sent back to Season 2 and gets deleted from existence by Steve Jobs; he isn't going to come back this time.
== Trivia ==
* Despite being dead, OJ might come back to life in the future.
* OJ is playable in Super Mario 130 and Super Mario 133: The Day of Sigma.
* OJ is not gay, but n00bs still ship him with Paper anyways. OJ tried telling those n00bs to stop shipping him with Paper, but those n00bs called OJ homophobic, which is a lie, because OJ is not homophobic.
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