Sam

== Overview ==
Sam (SinisterSam) is a new inhabitant of Eldham. This stranger hasn't done anything of note yet, though they have recently publicly announced the status of their "First Project."https://discord.com/channels/750726239723061338/869839286944559104/947231811652694046 That could be cool. They live in Alta Arbor, a town in the Southeast region of the map. 
Their kill-to-death ratio is abysmal, having died multiple times to 2 separate Bandits and their own idiocy. Heads of Sam are not very rare, despite their short playtime.
They are also known to make terrible jokes, often using a play on words or puns:
- "Rathnir? More like Trathnir."
- "ErrorL? More like NerdL."
== Before Eldham ==
As a new Eldhamite, most of Sam's life was spent outside Eldham. Obviously. They are not forthcoming with details though. Here is all we at the Orderly Disorder know:
=== Beginnings ===
According to Sam, they began life in "a place with lots of water and food and stuff." World renowned specificity.
=== What's with the Mask? ===
The only response we got was a poem. I apologize in advance to any persons reading these lines, they may cause genuine mental anguish.
====== Annoying Poem ======
"What's with the mask?" They always askWell, sirs and madams and all the rest,— And I do not say this in jest —It's to hide my identity.That's what the point of the mask is.
=== Favorite Foods ===
Baked Potatoes
=== Miscellaneous ===
When asked if there was anything else interesting about them, Sam said, "I don't know, I don't die very easy I guess. I've always struggled with that, you know."
I don't know.
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Category:Traveler's Era