Session Recaps

This page houses the documentation of the Recap of sessions of the Presia campaign (1). Past session 12, the numbers are estimates due to massive breaks.
== Session 1 (Recapped by A) ==
So Lua and Alan were in camp and got their ass kicked by lizards and Vanny came and also got her ass kicked by lizards, so we ran away went to Orlane and talked to the mayor and Alan poked hole in his daddy thoughts about Ramne. Lua talked with a cute lady and she mostly will learn mage hand. We went to Ramne and he was an ass like Vanny. Alan also convinced him to help god knows how he told us to go to ruin and not golden tavern or something like that.
== Session 2 (Recapped by A) ==
So we went to ruined tavern and found out that there was big ass fight there, Alan went big borain when walking reptiles attacked us and burned them all which made tavern to go poof. we went to The Slumbering Serpant and talked with the hottie who i have no idea how i can hit on or get her as gf because its just me ooc sucks and we went to rooms and semi died and found about kidnapped people in a temple and we going there. (A missed part is that the party made some sort of connection with Shanna, a merchant from the City of Mists stopping here in Orlane)
== Session 3 (Recapped by S) ==
last sessions we woke tf up and headed back to the mayor, got attacked by lizards under the fucking sunlight in the open aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we handed their asses to them, that was right after the constable warned us to leave so they r now sus, the mayor ain't sus so we went to the mayor and the yes sariel, we talked about shit and sussed the temple and the mayor agreed and was pretty hospitable, we waited for the night and did shit till then, A went to golden grain to see derek assassin and shanna being sus, shanna was horni, A and shanna exchanged info, then they made BOOM CHIKAWAWA!, alan returned more fancy than the morning after fucking the empress' niece while me and vanny were tryna tell sariel she ain't ready and stop her from cri, we then eat fuud and that's it i think
== Session 4 (Recapped by S) ==
last session we did le heist TM but in temple, we scouted the outside and found out that we suck at heist TM so we got back to shanna and got climbing tools then entered from the back wall, we argued for hours and i drew arrows to get going, we entered from a side window and started peeking into every room as if we were in a horror movie and found creepy ass cult dude telling us to leave, of course like good boys we didn;t listen and went on till we found le stairs de la carpet, went in, found a dungeon that sucks below the temple, ogre attacc, ogre go down, lua chose mercy and regretted it so she now has an excuse to oof anything,alan saved the day and we got misha then we, we interrogated, i got a disguise which ended up useless, we fought kobolds and abramos, i 1v1 abramos and steal spotlight, we rescue ciri, and left the temple after knocking misha out again
== Session 5 (DM Recap) ==
Session 5 saw the preparation of the party to infiltrate the reptile god's lair. So they purchased supplies from Shanna and were able to pry some information (and a familiar) from Ramne to get to the lair. They proceeded to make the 2 day long trek out in the swamp and reach the underground facility. Upon reaching and knocking out the guardians at the entrance, they proceeded to start infiltrating the swamp and making sure that they left all the guards alive, while continuing to genocide the local Troglodyte population. The session ended with the party being ambushed by a Bulette in one of the empty rooms to the side of the dungeon.
== Session 6 (DM Recap) ==
This session started with the party fighting off the Bulette after it had knocked out and almost escaped with the body of Lua. The party proceeded to long rest in one of the tunnels used by the Bulette to enter the area. After that, the players dispatched the harpy in lower sections of the dungeon and backtracked their way over the dungeon and past the lake to get into the champers hosting the stairs to the second level where they had to take out some Troglodytes.
== Session 7 (Recap by S) ==
last episode on wtf we were doing, we infiltrated the snake mother's base, eaten thro it in 2 days (2 long rests) and ended up making friends with a wight along with hearing some info hooks from gareth, we then defeated the snake mother and plan to leave with the prisoners
== Session 8 (Recap by S&DM) ==
The party interrogated Gareth and found out the charm was indeed maddening, we left the hellhole, and saw townspeople confused outside the dungeon entrance and guided them out of the hellhole, got a party from Sariel. The party fucked 3 games out of commission, each of us got some lore, Shanna is going to Hanoch because the empress wants her there, Derek wants to send a box to the Old Duster tavern which Shanna is going to. During the party, Alan approached Lua and asked her to use the pin they had gotten from Lord Krilun. Lua put it on in the temple of Verolda under the supervision of Misha. The pin, housing inside a being which calls itself Srebruss, was able to get inside Lua's head. After the party, Alan and Lua headed to the slumbering Serpent tavern, now owned by Alan, to rest up. Where Lua was contacted by Andlat.
== Session 9 (Recap by DM) ==
The party spent their post-party day walking around the town and speaking with Sariel and Ciri. Lua told Alan about the important Draconic Necklace to ease the effects of his mark flaring up. Ciri's family offered the party some rations to help them on their way and the party said their goodbyes to the Mayor's family. Before the party left, they gave Zakarias money to help him fund repairs and startup costs for the Slumbering Serpant as they have recently come to own the tavern after Belba disappeared.
== Session 10 (Recapped by A) ==
So we got a carriage from horse leg (Horse flavored Satyrs) people that I don't remember the name of (Their names weren't mentioned), Lua beings sad lady, we stopped at a village Lua being sad some more buy cake from weird ass dude for her birthday to do birth day alone because she is sad we went to hanoch fucked around with some soldiers and flexed Van being a noble and didn't search the totally not weird ass illegal shit bag, went to AG and knew Mark Van because she is very yes (read:that was Z) said mark to the dude that doesn't like Mark who is apparently Astra bro and then Alan made tiny baby party for Lua and everyone went to sleep
== Session 12 (Recap by A) ==
So last session started with Veth vanishing and alan back Lua went to check on cal and go home because dark but alan said Kotowaru bish he went after her asked her to stay more she said myeh they went to the palace to find the dance event started so they danced and alan +lua was very catchy couples while one stared straight to alan soul however cal said kiss her and alan did that because fuck yeah! later after the dance soldiers appeared from nowhere anda spoiled child went to the empress telling her to gtfo here and the throne is his rn and threw his momma away because fuck that guy anyway Alan lua and van fought him demon appeared lua made all the damage while van stole the kill but lua was like, bish hoh Alan accidentally killed a pro after dealing 3 times the guy hp..................... lua lost con and fell so did alan van woke up alan fight ended because alan was sad then lua woke up after cal gave her a potion because wtf Alan went cry baby hugged her and said why kill guy later calmed down told lua he wanna be selfish and marry me but not and then cal beacuse i love the guy, gave them 1 room for both because i love the guy and they all long rested while alan hugged lua and... slept 0.0
== Session 15 (Recap by Z) ==
We hit Doolots's town, asked her everything she could and couldn't possibly know, met the 5, did the same to them and went to the swamp. There we were attacked on the boat, went through a weird passage at the end and fought a baby aboleth Said baby aboleth absolutely kicked our asses when it was hatching, then Alan dd whatever TF that was, the aboleth hatched and we killed it.
== Session 18 (Recap by Z) ==
We left Kawa and went to attack the besiegers' warehouse because fireballs are like bad. We kicked a patrol's ass, blow up a road and snuck in, but we got caught and had our asses handed to us. And Alan decided to stay and got caught because yes while everyone else made a run for it.
== Session 19 (Recap by S) ==
after the escape to some corn fields we made it back to kawa, thought alan was dead, alan wasn't dead, negotiations, took eilauver's place because changeling is yes, it ended up in disaster because someone (read: vanessa) was impatient and had to blow the cover so the dude got a mechanical dragon to kill us all. and stabbed alan in the shoulder for lettur knows why
== Session 20 (Recap by S) ==
so, last we left off we collapsed a building on a dragon like a hollywood post apocalyptic movie and it died thanks to the damage vethurian initially did with the weight of a fucking building combined, We went through the tunnels in the basement of the mansion to check for survivors and veth did a neat cold trick to let us pass through the fire, we found 2 kiddos one a sun elf that made veth go from evil asshole that wants to commit genocide to mommy, got ambushed by spineless bandits collaborating with horde, learned that the bastard who did all this is called chameleon, found the tracks of the survivors and followed it, and last we left off vanessa asked "where are yall going?"
== Session 21 (Recap by A) ==
We killed the deagon then returned to the clan We found out that both the leaders cal and his daddy The herb lady told us how fucked are we and asked us to do some shit then told us we can go to dwarves and ask for aid after begging and sucking their big fat cogs Veth was being super not-racist and only checking in his celestial elf boy Anyway we packed our shit and went to the underdark where creepy things attacked us and we smash Then we found sneaky dark black eyes dwarves behind us which we spoke to and they lead us to the city
== Session 22 (Recap by S) ==
soooooooooooo, after going into the sussiest caves of the underdark to save our families and fighting oversized cralwers, we ran into some vampire-ass deep-folk that guided us to their city and specifically their boss who acted like a nanny showing us around, giving us some food to try out all until we got to her office and she took a 180 into a "fuck off" cop, we explained our bizarre situation and begged her to help and vethurian did wonders so she'll try to pull off a favor or two to let the council review this early so everyone doesn't die outside by the time a decision is taken, veth did some shopping, vanny hanged herself (usual vanny) aaaaaand lua stalked, aaaaaand now veth and saph r drunk
== Session 23 (Recap by S and A) ==
This session had two recaps so I'm including them both lol
=== S's Recap: ===
last off we were left with a very hostile staring contest with veth and lua with saph being super drunk and she went to sleep, next day we got a message from the shortie council of waiting a fucking week to see them and the bunch prepared, except for saph who was dying from the inside for the most part, lua and veth fucking foreshadowed the entirety of the camp from lvl 6 to 20 and we met with the council, almost fucked it super hard but vethurian saved the case with help of vanessa, tythil is getting help, we're getting barely any support from the council aaaaaaaaaaand that's it so far 
=== A's recap: ===
We went to the underdark and fought some creepy demon spider with followers later we went and spoke to a lady and took a time to go meet the council but with a favor cuz veth is hot then we went to the bar and veth and saph got drunk and wassa gonna fuck but lua said no so veth went to fuck you mood he went to buy demon blood thing and Lua spoke to veth saying sorry and veth was like ( Imma make you regret talking to me cuz you are killing your love bird, lua, sorry) and then we waited veth made fake council and absolutely smashed poor van later we met the council and veth made some performance and convinced them and we are waiting now for it
== Session 24 (Recap by A) ==
We went to the council and vanny+veth convinced them for some help but its not enough, so the deep folk lady told us she can help us if we helped her with something we agreed and it was devil's mission, we went to underground lake and got attacked and veth had to swim once again but to save himself this tiime kekw, we killed the bastards then we went to the deep folk underground island and veth started to feel pain, they went to doc and he started to scream with pain for the first time and got blood out of all the wholes in his face until M stopped us with fuck you
== Session 25 (Recap by S and A) ==
Double recap again baby
=== A's recap: ===
Veth got fucked after alan coming out and then they went to the seer to tell her the changes and the missions, she said she knows eerything and we have few days until we get going, then Alan knew tthat his fathern't is dead and was depressed, and lua took him for sus stuff then library who M didnt prepare for
=== S's recap: ===
we talked it over with gigachad thed and he myehed the seer knew and told us to wait untill a final decision is taken on our asses sus happened (i can recap it if u want in PMs) vanessa and saph don't know wtf to do because lu kidnapped google
== Session 26 (Recap by S) ==
on the last episode of edgy no parent rogues being created on the fly, The city we were trying to protect fell alas to a mechanical fucking dragon sent out by that "chameleon" to burn us all alive, we felled it by dropping a fucking building over it with a cannon, we then ran our asses off towards the underdark to ask the dwarves for passage but we were intercepted by enemy forces, the herbalist is likely dead and god knows how many fireballs callon will use now the moment they break through the stone enclosure the herbalist died to make using alan's daddy's staff Now we're in the underdark trying to find any help possible from the dwarves and while their living refused to send anything worth of notes, their dead offered us help if we help them close off the demon portals, the BBEG krilun offered us help if we keep the portal open for em but vanny the skelly said FUCK NO We're now on the dwarven ships moving towards the target location to start the mission
== Session 27 (Recap by S) ==
nothing much was done outside of travelling with the dwarves to their HQ and from there we did a dive and headed towards their fallen city, fighting off the "warden" on our way and meeting a very sussy rogue who we have no idea what she was doing in the city, we're about to breach but we haven't planned a route yet i believe?
== Session 28 (Recap by S) ==
This one also includes session 27 for some reason
We made it with thedguard the racist chad to the deep folk's HQ and had a wholesome session of racism between knife ears and cave dwellers as we boarded a ship submarine, fought off wardens (Cthulhu minitm) and lost a vanguard ship (R.I.P. nobody gave a shit) we met kiara and flew though alot of the city to avoid demons right after we arrived and planned our route, once we arrived at the safehouse we found dorfs fighting for their damn lives and a bunch of demons which we fought and ate the asses of (they also ate our HP and almost ate the dorfs) aaaaaaand we healed up a little, that's where we left off
== Session 29 (Recap by S) ==
long story short once we talked to the drofs they lead us to the totally not a spider dungeon™️ and fucked off immediately, we almost got trapped by a boss right off the bat, herd creepy voices speaking in old elvish who we still don't know the source of, triggered traps aaaand now we're just exploring
== Session 30 (Recap by A) ==
We have continued exploring the thing for hopefully finding the portal to close it and had some bigsjit fights, we later then found a room which we entered and found daddy andlat in it and he with veth was being lovey-dovey together, we found big boss that we kept attacking and killing cuz Andy was getting fuck in his ass and was gonna die and we even fireballed Andy because Hella yeah! Nothing is better than going on and exploding your imaginery god! We then went on after the portal was close to gtfo and we found this hot chick coming out of a portal and she almost killed us all because we had zero hp anyway She took Andy aaaamd now we are going out
== Session 31 (Recap by S) ==
ignoring the dead guy, the recap is simply agreeing with gigachad theddy to wait for his forces to gather up as his end of the deal and him waiting for our full report, we rested in the meanwhile to drop the plothooks and the actual overarching ebil plans unfolding before us ;-;, prioritizing our tasks in the upcoming weeks maybe months if we don't die very horribly
oh, and don't forget veth dropping a deal we ended up refusing cuz alan pog
== Session 32&33 (DM recap) ==
The party with the help of the Dwarves are able to hijack a cannon that's covering the Chatire enclosure and used it to attack the other cannons, throwing a wrench in the mercenaries' plans. After that, they were able to take control of the strategic positions while the Dwarves clashed blades against the mercs. Soon after the party was finshed, a large unidentified tower rose out of the ground.
== Session 34 (S recap) ==
fighting megazord tower, summarizing lessons gained from the battle, healing the sick and alan giving a big lecture on unity
== Session 35 (Recap by S) ==
on the last episode of getting fucked anally, we successfully recouped the survivors of kawa and decided on getting to the nearest town as a checkpoint before separating from them and going back into the underdark to use their teleporter. We got giga dwarf help on gathering food for the people to survive the trek and we got to the target city aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand from there it went downwards as a pathetic captain came to us concerned by the dwarves and we agreed to negotiate with the lord who later got assassinated and turned into fine sushi to frame us as the chefs once they disappear on death, alan got big and made himself sus, and now we are being yelled at by the new lord with a force behind him ready to make us imprisonned and submissive
== Session 36 (Recap by S) ==
So, Last we left off we went with the prisoner vibes and headed to a fake Alcatraz in the manor dungeon in a tower in the middle of the city. We brute forced our way out of it and kicked some robot and guard ass with some survivors to interrogate
== Session 37 (Recap by S) ==
We got imprisoned and accused for murder in the central tower's basement untill we get a super giga fair ace attorney judgement. but HOLD IT! lu may have waited a bit but she went "nah" and fucked off her cell, putin walked her way to alan to get his ass out of his cell then fought through hell and burnt two guards to a crisp the assholes were given a chance to save them aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we freed vanessa and got info out of 1 of the guards who finally got alan's trauma POV and SAVE THEM ALL amiya. Now we plan on using lu as a decoy guard to trick guards into getting into the basement and locking them in there and letting vanny+alan get their stuff and rush to saph (arigato alan's neko san).
== Session 38 (Recap by S) ==
Long one
What's the first thing you do after making a plan? that's right! you watch it fall flat into the ass of failed ideas beasts that hide under your bed! First, when lua called the guards all she did was distract 1 paladin and alert everyone Second, alan magically hid despite rolling ass third, lua continued being a failure of a soldier Then right after lua was stationed at the library which alan and vanessa ambushed, lu got smitted and the pally got off without much of a dent for his actions wink wink Vanessa and lua convinced the pally that damenthal likely has connections to chameleon and proved their innocence then made another plan! What's the first thing you do after making a plan? that's right! you watch it fall flat into the ass of failed ideas beasts that hide under your bed! First, we were supposed to act unarmed and shackled by the pally but he immediately noticed Second, that's all rly, the pally paid for it. OH did i mention he dies? neat innit? third, negotiations went all the same with a somewhat satisfactory conclusion After that we burned a skeleton! 
ANd then gave her repairs for a new shiny pair of bones that needs some cleaning after that we all escaped with saph as well to let her do her thing after this and met callon who vann left with alan for wholesome and catching up the sick get are cured again and hopefully can live on without getting sick a third time this week? Callon wants to insist on being here and we so far want to save andlat
== Party Downtime (S&Z's side) ==
The party split into two halves. Alan headed over with his brother to the town of Nawatos in order to sort out some family stuff, while Lua and Vanny traveled to Allahil to also sort out family stuff. Upon arriving at Allahil, the couple was approached by a woman named Shael who claimed to be an acquaintance of Lua's sister, Euris. After a small brief on the current situation in Allahil, Lua and Vanny stopped by the Colaris manor in order to check on Vanny's family. After that, Lua recieved a letter from her old rival, Kyrena.
The duo took the letter to Shael and asked if she knew of a safe place to check it in case it is trapped somehow, and she took them to a warehouse near the city's port. The letter was an invitation from Kyrena. Lua and Vanny went to speakwith Kyrena, and learned that Shael might not be feeding them the absolute truth. Kyrena works for a man known as the "peace keeper" who wishes to destroy an Astral gate that Euris is protecting. Lua finishes her drink and then the duo leaves.
Moving on, the duo asked Shael to take them to Euris and she obliged, taking them through a shut off district in order to reach Euris's hideout and there Lua reunited with her sister Euris. Euris explained that in the years they've been separated, she became an Archlich under the service of Archangel Ramiel, who instructed her to keep the portal operational and protect it with her life. From there Euris formed a small organization called The Severed Eye with the hopes of furthering that goal. The party then proceeded to meet back up with Alan and caught up with his side, then discussed the situation with Ramiel.
== Session 39 (Recap by A) ==
Sus Lua and van happened and while that happened they found out Alan arrived ¿? It was the real Alan not someone eww so Lua went with Huggies and being cute Later then they went to rest and speak in Vanessa house , Alan told them what happened and Lua told him what happened on her side, then Alan went be my wife please and gave her a ring, then they had seggs, after that we went to Fight some gangsters as Vanessa said, we got fucked by the dice so bad and our team member vanished saying she will get support Lua almost fell and Alan went crazy and FIREBALLED himself ending everyone around him but weirdly enough he came out almost unscratched, and that was it, follow for part two 0.0
== Session 40 (Recap by Z) ==
So we (they) continued fighting while Vanny continued to watch until Fitz (???) and Euris arrived and saved the day, then we had Euris lead us into her office and suddenly Veth came out. Then we argued for a bit until Euris scolded us and we (they) decided to continue helping Euris. We also got some exposition (mainly related to Veth) but I forgor.
== Session 41 (Recap by S) ==
Van and veth waited for lu taking hours in the office so they talked alot about van and her goals, how she's dragged around and making a change, shael showed em to a place to sit and lu joined them quite late, lu stole borrowed money from veth and shael herd them barking at each other calmly, the usual.
== Session 42 (Recap by A) ==
So for recap what happened are basically just veth talking to Lua and somehow managed to convince her with some stuff and then made a deal together, and on the other hand was Vanessa talking to her fam to see what she will do, now we going to get da granny bones to know her decision