Shy Guy

:Sorry did you mean SCP 096? Or Allister.
A Shy Guy is a guy who is shy. Duh. One of Bowser's shyer minions, he tends to be silent and just stare at you through his eye holes. Recent study has shown that Shy Guy is a flavour of toast and also are clones of George W. Bush. Another rumour is they are Toads exposed to the Weegee Stare, but weren't fully turned. This is believed to be directly related to their shyness and wearing of masks. It is shown that Shy Guys are marked as an endangered species due to their constant destruction via Italian Plumbers and shot due their potential resemblance to George W. Bush. Bowser keeps them around because he couldn't sell them to Squadala Man, so he had to keep them against the will of everyone else.
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