Announcement of Sega's acquisition by Johnson (Johnsonverse)

On July 31, 2019, Johnson Industries CEO Tim Johnson announced in a press conference that the company had finished its acquisition of Sega.
== Transcript ==
* (Tim walks into the room, wearing a blue "Make Sega Great Again" hat)
* Tim: Thank you, everybody. Forgive the hat but it's connected to what I'm here to do. So ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to announce that we own Sega now. For these past 20 years or so, they have proven to be completely out of touch with what their fans and consumers want. Sometimes I wonder if they even respected their fans at all. Sonic Team in particular has been hit the worst. Ever since the trainwreck that was Sonic '06 Sega has completely overreacted to what they think the fans wanted, particularly throughout this decade. Only Sonic being playable in almost all of them, overuse of Green Hill, and no, the fact that it's the first zone doesn't justify it, overly silly English writing from a couple of Happy Tree Friends writers, which is why I generally prefer the Japanese audio, broken characterizations, if not outright assassination, terrible physics, and a whole ton of other things. And I believe Sonic Forces exemplifies many of these issues I talked about. Seriously, if Sonic Mania were Goodfellas, Sonic Forces was The Godfather III, i.e. on the wrong end of dueling works. All those things I talked about are why I bought Sega in the first place: I wanted to make Sega great again, trademark pending, hence the blue hat I'm wearing right now. Yup, this means Mario and Sonic are under the same roof now. Who would've thought that in the '90s, am I right? Ain't that right, guys?
* (Mario and Sonic appear on the screen, voiced by Charles Martinet and Ryan Drummond, respectively)
* Mario: It's a-me, Mario!
*Sonic: And I'm Sonic. Long time no see.
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