A Framily Vacation/transcript

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== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: July 21, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2006
This episode is rated TV-Y7 and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
Episode starts at Ashley's house exterior.
Ashley Roberts: *offscreen, excited* Yay!
Screen cuts to Ashley's house interior.
Ashley Roberts: *excited* I can't believe it, Lincoln. We're going on a vacation with family and friends.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. I can't wait.
Clyde McBride: Did you say vacation?
SpongeBob is taking a picture.
Patrick Star: *sprays the camera with Cheese Fizz*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! You're spraying the camera with Cheese Fizz! The pictures will come out all orange and blurry.
Patrick Star: I can't help it, SpongeBob!
Leni Loud: Guys, I'm so excited about going on a best vacation.
Patrick Star: But my aim is off! *sprays myself in the eye with Cheese Fizz* See? *blinks, squirting the Cheese Fizz into my mouth and then licks my lips* There we go...
Yellow Rectangle: I know what you mean. Sometimes it feels like I've been waiting my entire life to go on this trip!
Patrick Star: Really? Why is that?
Yellow Rectangle: Probably because I have.
Patrick Star: Have what?
Yellow Rectangle: Been waiting.
Patrick Star: *breathes heavily* Wait... you mean so... What?
Ashley Roberts: Look, we can wherever we want.
Lincoln Loud: What I don't understand is why we don't go somewhere interesting like Patrick does.
Patrick Star: *eats cheese fizz*
Ashley Roberts: So you'll co-operate if we go on our best vacation?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud and Clyde McBride: Yes.
Clyde McBride: I don't get what's so great about vacation.
Ashley Roberts: Yes, somewhere half decent for vacation. So, where are you off to, Leni?
Leni Loud: Yellow's parents are gonna pick us to vacation. I'm pretty sure his mom and dad reminded me to go on vacation. I'll be back! *closes the door and leaves*
Clyde McBride: *to Lincoln* So, you got the new issue of Ace Savvy and One-Eye Jack?
Lincoln Loud: *pulls the issues out from my backpack* You know it buddy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on, Clyde! *takes the comic book*
The seven run up to Ashley's room to read their comics.
Clyde McBride: Hey SpongeBob, remember the time when we used to solve crimes as Mermaid Man and Jack?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* Yeah, those were the good old times. *signs* If only we could bring those days back.
Suddenly, SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Clyde and Ashley hear crying from the living room. The seven walk to the living room to see that the crying is coming from Leni who is crying on the couch.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Stat, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *walks to her*
Yellow Rectangle: Leni, are you okay?
Leni Loud: *sadly* No! It's terrible! 
Red Rectangle: What happened?
Patrick Star: And where are Yellow's parents?
Lincoln Loud: Aren't they supposed to pick us to vacation?
Leni Loud: *tears up* They are! But when I came, his parents told me that some kids had already picked us up before I could!
Ashley Roberts: *shocked* What? Who?
Leni Loud: I don't know. *cries* How am I supposed to tell mom and dad?! *cries again while covering my head with a pillow*
Yellow Rectangle: Don't you worry, Leni. We got your back, girl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Clyde, do you think that Yellow's parents will come?
Clyde McBride: This would be a serious crime! 
Lincoln Loud: What should we do? Call his parents?
Clyde McBride: *thinks of something* I have a better idea. *pulls out my comic*
Yellow Rectangle: Clyde, this is no time to read comic again! My baby sister has been kidnapped!
Clyde McBride: *corrects them* No, I mean become superheroes again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, I don't know Clyde. We haven't done that in like three years.
Clyde McBride: Come on guys, let's give it another chance. *to Lincoln* And besides, would you do anything to protect your sister Leni?
Lincoln Loud: Of course I would! *looks at the comic for a bit and signs* Oh right, let's do this.
Leni Loud: Hey guys, I'm ready to go.
Ashley Roberts: Leni, it's so beautiful.
Leni Loud: I know right.
Ashley Roberts: My dad knows we're going!
Ashley's Dad: *offscreen* Ashley, come on you're gonna be late for vacation. Yellow's parents are here.
Ashley Roberts: Coming, dad.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *throws the camera behind him, then gasps*
Yellow Rectangle: Guys! They're here!
Yellow's Parents: *pulls up in our station car*
Yellow's Dad: *pokes my head out of the window* Good morning son, are you ready to head out?
Yellow Rectangle: You bet!
Yellow's Mom: Yellow! Don't leave your luggage behind! *points to my friends*
Yellow Rectangle: That's not luggage, those are my friends, Red, SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley! They're coming with us, remember?
Yellow's Dad: Well, shake a leg, kids. The Great Barrier Reef isn't gonna visit itself!
Yellow's Mom: Your father's right, son!
Yellow's Dad: *mutters* They know I'm right...
Cuts to the family driving.
As Yellow pulls out a map.
Red Rectangle: You brought homework?
Yellow Rectangle: No, Red, it's a brochure detailing all the fun we'll have at our final destination! *opens brochure* Rectangopolis! See? there's a huge assortment of slides, and trampolines...
Patrick Star: *drools* And forts...
Ashley Roberts: And swings...
SpongeBob SquarePants: And has chains...
Lincoln Loud: And comic books...
Leni Loud: And fashion magazine...
Clyde McBride: And comic books...
Patrick Star: *keeps drooling* And forts.
Red Rectangle: And forts too.
Yellow Rectangle: And a water park!
Camera zooms out, pans to Patrick drooling on map.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh wait, that's just where you drooled on it, Patrick.
Lincoln Loud: *closes brochure* I can't wait to get there! How about you?
Patrick Star: No, I can't.
Lincoln Loud: *with my eyes closed* Yeah...
Ashley Roberts: *with my eyes closed* Patrick, you're sweating.
Patrick Star: *sweats* No, I mean I really can't. *shouts* I've been in this confined space for too long, somebody help! *bangs on the car windows* Get me out of here!
Clyde McBride: Huh?
Leni Loud: What's he saying?
Patrick Star: *shouts* I said get me out of here!
Cuts to the car driving on the ride with Patrick silently banging on the window.
Yellow's Dad: Alright, guys, alright, turn down the volume back there.
Yellow's Mom: *turns to face the backseat* I have an idea! Why don't we play a road game to pass the time?
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!
Yellow's Mom: Anybody know any?
Leni Loud: *raises my hand frantically* Oh! Oh! Oh! Hide and seek!
Clyde McBride: Hide and seek?!
Patrick Star: Hide and seek it is! *dives under the passenger seat*
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, why does he get to go first?
Yellow's Dad: *sings* "And she threw it all away..."
Patrick Star: *flies into windshield* Okay, find me!
Yellow's Dad: Gesundheit!
Car spins out of control, crashing into a sign for Rectangopolis. The car crashes in the Outskirts Outlet Mega Mall, bouncing through. The car goes down the escalator, while a tan female rectangular prism looks over at the car, and doesn't seem to care. The car then crashes out of the mall, flying through the air, and landing on a race track. The car bounces off of a siren, and then circles the track. The car crosses the finish line, and wins the race. The crowd cheers, and the car crashes through the trophies, exiting the race. The car leaves the earth, and files through space. The car hits the cow that jumped over the moon, and falls back down back to earth. The car crashes between a multitude of rocks, before landing back on the road, and driving away with Patrick now inside.
Yellow Rectangle: Maybe we should just sing the road song.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.
Patrick Star: ♪Road! Road! Road! Road!♪ *continues for rest of song*
Yellow Rectangle: ♪When I'm on the road, I see stuff going by. When I'm on the road,♪
Patrick Star: ♪I got a bug in my eye!♪
Red Rectangle: ♪I got a fly in my eye!♪
Clyde McBride: ♪My glasses are foggy!♪
Yellow Rectangle: ♪When I'm on the road,♪
Yellow's Mom: ♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪
Yellow Rectangle: ♪When I'm on the road,♪
Yellow's Dad: ♪Please stop touching my face.♪
Leni Loud: ♪Going on a swing.♪
Ashley Roberts: ♪We've got the road.♪
Lincoln Loud: ♪I think Patrick keeps saying "Road".♪
SpongeBob SquarePants: ♪And we can sing about the vacation!♪
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride, Ashley Roberts and Yellow's Parents: ♪We're going on vacation today!♪
Yellow Rectangle: ♪I wanna sing it all day long!♪
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride, Ashley Roberts and Yellow's Parents: ♪We're going on vacation today! We're going on vacation today! We're going on vacation, we're going on vacation, we're going on vacation today! Let's all sing about the vacation today!♪
Patrick Star: ♪Road! Road! Road! Road!♪
Song ends abruptly when fire starts on top of car. Cuts to show car from the outside.
Yellow Rectangle: Um... anybody know any other good road tunes?
Slide transition cuts to the gang pushing the car, sans Patrick who thinks he is pushing the car, but is not pushing anything.
Yellow Rectangle: How much farther to the nearest service station?
Yellow's Dad: Probably pretty far son.
Screen cuts to show road sign that shows that the nearest service station is "Probably pretty far."
Yellow Rectangle: Oh, you're right!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride, Ashley Roberts and Yellow's Parents: *continues to push car*
Screen cuts to them at a service station.
Yellow's Dad: So, uh, how's it lookin'?
Service Station Worker: *points to objects in the car* Well, it's got a cracked timing case cover, you've broken a couple keys off the timing gear, your radiator is damaged at the core, you got a cracked water pump, and a fractured injector line.
Yellow's Mom: And what does all that mean?
Service Station Worker: Well, little missy, in technical terms... if she don't wanna run, she don't wanna run!
Screen cuts to Yellow's parents staring blankly.
Yellow's Dad: Uh-huh. So what are we looking at time wise?
Service Station Worker: Well, now, that depends... how much time ya got? *starts laughing*
Red Rectangle: *laughs* How much time ya-
All: *stares at Red*
Red Rectangle: Not funny.
Patrick has a spit on his mouth.
Patrick Star: Uhhh.
Leni Loud: *takes a picture with my phone* I am totes posting this.
Lincoln Loud: Hey at least they have a cozy-looking waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *points to outhouse* Look, there it is?!
Clyde McBride: What's what?!
Ashley Roberts: Guys, I see it!
Yellow Rectangle: Ashley is right! It's the outhouse! Come on!
Slide transition cuts to the gang in the outhouse. Yellow's Dad is reading the paper and Yellow's Mom is knitting. SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley are waiting silently.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Man, am I bored.
Patrick Star: I am beyond bored. I am... be...yond.
Yellow's Mom: *looks out the window* Oh guys! Is that a playground I see?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *stares blankly for a few moments before running to the playground, hollering "Playground!" They slow down upon noticing all the kids around the playground.
Patrick Star: Not the most colorful playground I've seen.
Red Rectangle: And the kids are here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mm-mmm. This looks more like a grey-ground.
Leni Loud: *whispers to SpongeBob* Playground, SpongeBob. Playground.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah right.
Screen cuts to swings, slide, and see-saw.
Leni Loud: *takes a picture, excited* Took a picture.
Yellow's Mom: Well I'll just let you kids amuse yourselves and come back for you when the car's fixed.
Yellow Rectangle: *turns to my mom* Actually this place seems a little bit-
Yellow's Mom: Have fun! *leaves*
Red Rectangle: Well, this is a nasty turn of events.
Yellow Rectangle: You're preaching to the choir, Red.
Red Rectangle: *crosses arms* I knew it was gonna happen, too.
Yellow Rectangle: You did? How?
Red Rectangle: Patrick?
Patrick Star: *turns around to reveal Cheese Fizz spread across my shorts, reaches into pocket* Because it happens every time I keep my cheese fizz in my back pocket! *sprays remaining cheese fizz into mouth before running out* Darn! It's almost empty!
Yellow Rectangle: *walks towards see-saw* Well, I guess we'll have to make the best of it. Let's go.
Ashley Roberts: You're right, Yellow. Let's go to the playground.
Clyde McBride: Playground?
Leni Loud: Yay, playground.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *runs to the playground*
Kids: Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *jumps onto see-saw and laughs* This is fun! Hey Patrick, you-
SpongeBob's speech becomes incoherent as he sinks into the mud.
Patrick Star: *sprays Cheese Fizz into mouth* Huh? *walks towards the mud that SpongeBob had sunk into*
Toddler Haman Girl #1: I love you, Lincoln! *hugs Lincoln*
Toddler Human Boy #1: I wanna play with you, Lincoln!
Toddler Human Girl #2: I love you, Clyde!
Toddler Human Boy #2: I wanna play with you too, Clyde!
Toddler Human Kids: Yay!
Toddler Haman Girl #1: I love you, Lincoln! *hugs Lincoln tighter*
Lincoln Loud: Ow, too tight!
Leni Loud: *walks to toddler human kids* Hey kids!
Toddler Haman Girl #1: Hey Leni. Let's go swing.
Leni Loud: Okay.
Ashley Roberts: *swings and laughs* This is fun! Hey Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: What?!
Ashley Roberts: Let's swing!
Lincoln Loud: Okay! *swings with Ashley*
Leni Loud: *swings* Eeeeee! OMGosh, you guys! This is the best playground ever!
Toddler Haman Girl #1: I know right!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, Red.
Red Rectangle: Yellow, were you talking to me?
Yellow Rectangle: *grabs Patrick out of the mud*
Patrick Star: Thanks, Yellow.
Yellow Rectangle: You're welcome, buddy.
Red Rectangle: I could have sworn Yellow was grabbing you, Patrick. *to Yellow* Yellow, where are you?!
Yellow Rectangle: I'm right here, Red.
Patrick: Huh? SpongeBob?
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, Red.
Red Rectangle: Oh come on, Patrick is playing with mud! Where is he? This isn't funny!
Patrick Star: *looks around* Huh. *puts hands on hips*
Yellow Rectangle: *pokes Red* Red, I'm watching you.
Patrick Star: *looks at SpongeBob* Oh, hey SpongeBob! How'd ya get there?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I was on this see-saw-
Patrick Star: *yells* Slide! *bounces off of SpongeBob and onto slide, then laughs and attempts to go down slide*
But he gets stuck and has to force himself down.
Pinky Rectangle: Hey, Yellow.
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, Pinky.
Pinky Rectangle: Wanna come?
Yellow Rectangle: Sure.
Pinky Rectangle: *points to the slide* Hey look, a slide.
Yellow Rectangle: Let's go.
Yellow and Pinky Rectangle: *goes to the slide*
The slide gets stuck to Patrick's bottom.
Yellow Rectangle: Patrick, what's wrong?
Patrick Star: I'm stuck in a slide. See? *tries to pull the slide off, but fails*
The slide breaks and it hits Patrick, and he goes flying.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, do you need help?
Patrick Star: *walks up to SpongeBob with the side still stuck* Huh? With the slide stuck to my bottom? Nah, I want it there. *stands motionless for a second* I hate you slide! *pulls slide off, flattening SpongeBob*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sits motionless on the sand*
Patrick Star: Oh, sorry SpongeBob. *pulls the slide off and throws it behind him*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *wobbles back up* Hey look, a swingset! *flops over to the swings, pulling myself back up* Can't go wrong with this old-time playground favorite. *swings on swing set* Weee. Hey, this is almost like being at the playground, huh?
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, I love swinging.
Red Rectangle: Me too.
Leni Loud: Aren't you gonna go on the swing, Patrick? There's totes room for one more.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *swings* Go back and forth like this.
Ashley Roberts: Try it, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Okay. *sits motionless on swing* It's not working.
Ashley Roberts: Come on, Patrick! Swing!
Patrick Star: Okay. *starts swinging*
Yellow Rectangle: Just like that.
Pinky Rectangle: But that does mean he can swing higher.
Lincoln Loud: Really?
Toddler Haman Girl #1: Yes, Patrick can.
Leni Loud: Oh, right. I almost forgot.
Ashley Roberts: Well, in that case… Swing higher, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Okay. *swings higher*
Ashley Roberts: There you go!
Red Rectangle: *smiles* That's it, Patrick!
Yellow Rectangle: Now you're getting into the... swing of things!
Leni Loud: Totes!
Lincoln Loud: Go Patrick!
Clyde McBride: The swing set's full.
Leni Loud: Totes, it is.
Toddler Haman Girl #1: Swinging is fun!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs*
Patrick Star: *starts laughing* Hey, watch me go! *breaks the swing's chains off from the swing set and flies off screaming*
Toddler Haman Girl #1: *screams*
All the Kids except SpongeBob, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley: *screams*
Yellow Rectangle: Patrick?
Patrick Star: *rolls into fence, breaking it and starts falling down a slide*
Pinky Rectangle: Let's get out of here!
All the Kids except SpongeBob, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley: *screams and runs from the playground*
Yellow Rectangle: Patrick! We're coming!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *slides down the water slide screaming*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley are going down multiple sharp turns, then the lake splashes.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *ends up in lake*
Screen fades in black. To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: July 21, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2006
This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Episode continues in the lake.
Yellow Rectangle: *swims in lake and breathes* Guys?
Patrick Star: *underwater* I'm down here.
Yellow Rectangle: Patrick?
Patrick Star: *underwater* Yellow?
Yellow Rectangle: Patrick! Are you okay?
Patrick Star: No, I'm not okay.
Yellow Rectangle: You're not?
Patrick Star: *underwater* No, I'm great! *screams* I'm drowning.
Yellow Rectangle: No, Patrick. Heroes can't drown in water.
Patrick Star: *swims up* I can't? That was awesome! Let's do it again!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *swims*
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, Patrick, wait for us.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *climbs up the slide, falls back down*
The lake splashes.
Yellow Rectangle: Something tells me that is a one-way drain.
Ashley Roberts: Yeah. That was awesome, wasn't it?
Leni Loud: OMGosh water.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But I can't swim.
Lincoln Loud: Me too.
Clyde McBride: Me three.
Red Rectangle: *breathes* Um, guys?
Ashley Roberts: We all swim in water.
Leni Loud: *points to the strange forest island* Guys, there's the island.
Yellow Rectangle: Come on, guys. To the island.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *swims to the island*
The strange forest.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley, you're dripping.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): Oh, right. *squeezes my headband*
The water drips from her headband.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *puts my headband back on*
Patrick Star: *spits the water out*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, breathe. Breathe.
Clyde McBride: Guys, he's not breathing.
Patrick Star: *breathes* Huh? Where are we now?
Yellow Rectangle: We're in the forest. Come on.
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley walking through a strange forest.
Lincoln Loud: *groans* How long have we been walking here, guys?
Red Rectangle: Well, that depends on who you ask.
Yellow Rectangle: Why?
Red Rectangle: Well, if you ask someone with a watch, they might be able to tell you.
Clyde McBride: Hello, Dr. Lopez? Where are you?
Monster: *offscreen, growls*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you getting hungry?
Patrick Star: Yeah! How'd you know?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We could hear your stomach growling.
Yellow Rectangle: For a second I thought it was some scary monster coming to eat us.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *laughs*
Red Rectangle: That's funny!
Patrick Star: Hey, couldn't have been my stomach growling though.
Lincoln Loud: It couldn't?
Patrick Star: *pokes my stomach* Nope. I had its vocal cords removed before the trip.
Ashley Roberts: Well, I could've sworn that I heard-
Monster: *offscreen, growls*
Clyde McBride: Guys, I heard it! I heard growling!
Yellow Rectangle: No, that time it was my stomach. There's got to be something around here to eat. *picks berry and puts it in mouth* Patrick, I found some berries we can- *inflates, body turns purple* not eat!
Red Rectangle: Oh dear, Yellow. Your skin is purple.
Patrick Star: *eats* Thanks for the warning.
Yellow Rectangle: Just a sec. *pulls out needle, pops self*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, where did you get the kelp cake?
Patrick Star: From the vending machine!
Camera pans to the vending machine.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Monster: *offscreen, growls*
Leni Loud: Was it your stomach that time too?
Lincoln Loud: Nope.
The monster appears.
Yellow Rectangle: You're right, Lincoln. It wasn't your stomach. We saw a monster.
Ashley Roberts: *shocked* Run for your lives!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *runs*
Small creature appears, growls.
Yellow Rectangle: It's getting closer!
SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley almost fall off a cliff.
Lincoln Loud: Oh no! It's a sheer drop-off! What do we do?
Red Rectangle: Don't ask me! I don't remember "being eaten alive" on this trip's itinerary.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm too young to be digested! *jumps onto Patrick and cries*
Ashley Roberts: Guys, we have to stick together!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!
Patrick Star: Wait, SpongeBob! I know how to get us out of this!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You do?
Patrick Star: I saw something like this in a movie once! Now watch closely, and do exactly what I do!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Roger!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *jumps off a cliff*
Lincoln Loud: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, guys.
Yellow Rectangle: Now what?
Patrick Star: Uh... I'm not sure, I fell asleep in the second half of the movie!
Red Rectangle: Patrick, this movie is rated R!
Clyde McBride: *covers my eyes* I HATE R-RATED MOVIES!
Ashley Roberts: Guys, I guess this is the part where we start screaming.
Leni Loud: Totes yeah.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *screams*
Leni Loud: Well, I hope that monster's carrying some syrup!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, cause if he's eating us, he's having pancakes for lunch!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: *lands on sea anemone, bounces off and lands on a plant*
SpongeBob and Patrick laughing with heavy breath.
Yellow Rectangle: Guys, we did it!
Red Rectangle: We're not gonna be eaten!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray for not being eaten!
Patrick Star: Hooray! *laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten!
Patrick Star: Hey, Ashley?
Ashley Roberts: Yeah, Patrick?
Patrick Star: All this not being eaten is making me hungry.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh, don't worry. When we get to the playground, we'll eat like kings!
Patrick Star: Alright!
Clyde McBride: Alright indeed!
Leni Loud: Now put 'er there, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Put 'er there!
Yellow Rectangle: Ooh guys, have you been using a different moisturizer? Your hands feel kind of- *screams*
Clyde McBride: *accidentally steps on a booby trap, then screams and gets stuck on the vine in my leg hanging upside down*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts: Clyde!
Monster: *appears behind Patrick*
Patrick Star: Oh no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use.
Yellow Rectangle: Clyde, are you okay?
Clyde McBride: I'm fine. Guys, go on without me. I'm stuck on the vine.
Lincoln Loud: *panicks*
Red Rectangle: Oh, come on, Lincoln, don't leave me hanging here!
Lincoln Loud: *panicks*
Red Rectangle: Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?
Leni Loud: Wait a second. Let me post this. *takes a picture*
Yellow Rectangle: Okay now.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts: *screams and runs, then falls*
Ashley Roberts: *screams and falls to the tree branch, then grabs it with one hand*
Ashley's headband falls off to the lava.
Monster: *takes Ashley's headband*
Ashley Roberts (without headband): My headband.
Yellow Rectangle: *grabs onto a vine*
Red Rectangle: *grabs onto Yellow's legs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *grabs onto Red's legs*
Patrick Star: *grabs onto SpongeBob's legs*
Lincoln Loud: *grabs onto Patrick's legs*
Leni Loud: *grabs onto Lincoln's legs* Lincoln, as much as I'd like to stay and hang around, I'm not sure now's the time.
Lincoln Loud: I know Leni, but now it seems to be-
Yellow Rectangle: I'm slipping. *my hands slip and starts hyperventilating* Our best possible course of action!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, I can't hold out much longer.
Red Rectangle: Yeah but the vine!
Patrick Star: *sweating* Well, I'd probably be really enjoying the view if I still had some blood flowing in my arms. Ow!
The vine starts to break.
Yellow Rectangle: Don't worry, Patrick, your patience isn't the only thing that's wearing thin!
The vine breaks.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *screams and swings on a vine*
Yellow Rectangle: *sees different vine* Grab it, Leni!
Leni Loud: Grabbing!
Yellow Rectangle: *gets sleepy*
Leni Loud: Okay Yellow, your turn! Yellow!
Yellow Rectangle: *snores, then wakes up and grabs vine* Oh, I got it!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *slides through the sand stone, then lands behind a rock*
Monster: *looks around, shrugs and flies away*
Lincoln Loud: Whew, that was a close one, right Patrick?
Patrick Star: Yeah, but it looks like everything worked out just... fine... *laughs*
Red Rectangle: Hey, where’s Ashley?
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *offscreen* HELP!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, did you hear that?
Leni Loud: Hear what?
Yellow Rectangle: It sounds like Ashley. We gotta save her.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *runs to the ledge and sees Ashley*
Screen cuts to Ashley holding on a tree branch with one hand surrounded by lava.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *screams* HELP!
Screen cuts back to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no. She's about to fall in the lava. What are we gonna do?
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *screams* Guys, help!
Yellow Rectangle: Ashley, grab my hand. Everything's gonna be okay.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): I can't! Please help.
Leni Loud: Ashley, we worried about you.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): I trust you, guys. I appreciate your friendship. You have fun on vacation! Who knows my dad will love me? I'm begging you, remember?
The tree branch starts to break from the cliff.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): Goodbye world!
The tree branch breaks from the cliff.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *screams and falls to the lava*
Yellow Rectangle: *grabs Ashley's arms*
Ashley Roberts (without headband): Guys?
SpongeBob is holding Patrick's legs, Patrick is holding Lincoln's legs, Lincoln is holding Leni's legs, Leni is holding Red's legs, Red is holding Yellow's legs and Yellow is holding Ashley's arm.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): You saved me.
Yellow Rectangle: I know.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pulls them up*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts (without headband): *runs behind the rock*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Phew, that was a close one.
Patrick Star: Yeah.
Ringing noise.
Lincoln Loud: Guys... Guys, did you hear that now?
Red Rectangle: It sounded like it came from the other side of this big rock!
Yellow Rectangle: This isn't a big rock, it's a big wall!
Camera zooms out to reveal a "no parking" sign on a brick wall.
Leni Loud: Do you think it belongs to that gift shop right there?
Camera pans to the gift shop.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *walks up to gift shop* What would a gift shop be doing right in the middle of nowhere?
Patrick Star: Uh... selling gifts?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts (without headband): *enters gift shop*
Yellow Rectangle: *looks around* Wow guys, look at all this stuff!
Leni Loud: *takes multiple pictures*
Ashley Roberts (without headband): Are you gonna buy something?
Patrick Star: No, I'm not in the market for any souvenirs.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, you could never have to many- *gasps* Oh no! I just realized what this place is!
Patrick Star: You have?
Lincoln Loud: Guys, we have walked straight into a *whispers* tourist trap.
Leni Loud: A trap!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Ashley Roberts (without headband): Shhh...
Leni Loud: *whispers* A trap!
Lincoln Loud: *sweats* Come on. Let's escape, before we spend all our money on useless trinkets.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts (without headband): *tip-toes out of gift shop*
Lincoln Loud: Guys, wait, I saw a very nice driftwood sculpture over there that would work great as a mantelpiece.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts (without headband): Lincoln, no!
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Leni and Ashley spelling their names in the sand.
Lincoln Loud: *enters crying and carrying multiple shopping bags*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Leni Loud, and Ashley Roberts (without headband): Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: Guys, that tourist shop took me for everything I had! Now we don't have any money, we're still lost, and we're gonna be in big trouble! Oh, this vacation is a disaster!
Leni Loud: Lincoln we-
Lincoln Loud: *bursts into tears and speaks gibberish*
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't think this vacation has been a disaster.
Lincoln Loud: You don't?
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *picks up brochure, opens* No! Of course not, see?! We did everything we dreamed of doing at The Great Barrier Reef in the Bikini Bottom.
Lincoln Loud: Guys, you're right! We went down a sewage pipe...
Patrick Star: Like a slide.
Yellow Rectangle: Bounced off a huge anemone...
Red Rectangle: Like a trampoline.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hide in a nest!
Lincoln Loud: Like a fort!
Ashley Roberts (without headband): And swung on some vines! Which are a lot like ropes! This vacation has it all! Which is Clyde! He's stuck on the vine!
Screen cuts to Clyde who is stuck on the vine.
Clyde McBride: Help! Anyone?!
Screen cuts back to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Ashley.
Patrick Star: *loses brochure* All except for one thing.
Leni Loud: What's that?
Red Rectangle: A way out of here.
Yellow Rectangle: My poor parents must be worried sick.
Patrick Star: I suggest we take a nap here until they come and find us! That way we'll be well-rested on the way home.
Lincoln Loud: *walks away and leaves my bags* I suggest we start walking.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): I was afraid he was gonna suggest that.
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Ashley singing The Road Song with tired, dry voices.
Yellow Rectangle: *with tired, dry voice* ♪When I'm on the road...♪
Red Rectangle: *with tired, dry voice* ♪I see stuff going by.♪
SpongeBob SquarePants: *with tired, dry voice* ♪When I'm on the road...♪
Patrick Star: *with tired, dry voice* ♪Got a bug in my eye.♪
Red Rectangle: *with tired, dry voice* ♪Got a fly in my eye!♪
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *with tired, dry voice* ♪Glasses are foggy!♪
Lincoln Loud: *with tired, dry voice* ♪When I'm on the road...♪
Leni Loud: *with tired, dry voice* ♪Looks like clear skies ahead.♪
Yellow Rectangle: *with tired, dry voice* ♪When I'm...♪ *coughs* ♪...on the road...♪
Red Rectangle: *with tired, dry voice* ♪Please stop touching my face.♪
Leni Loud: *with tired, dry voice* ♪Going on a swing.♪
Ashley Roberts (without headband): *with tired, dry voice* ♪We've got the road.♪
Lincoln Loud: *with tired, dry voice* ♪Keeps saying "Road".♪
SpongeBob SquarePants: *with tired, dry voice* ♪And we can sing about the vacation!♪
Yellow Rectangle: *with tired, dry voice* ♪We're going on vacation today!♪ *claps twice* ♪I wanna sing it all day long! We're going on...♪ *coughs*
Red Rectangle: Yellow, maybe we oughta take a break from the singing for a while.
Yellow Rectangle: Good idea, Red. I'll just play the road song on this whistle I got from the souvenir shop.
Yellow playing The Road Song on whistle.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and Ashley pass Yellow's parents without noticing.
Yellow's Dad: Oh, hey, son, we're ready to go.
Yellow Rectangle: *continues playing*
Multiple animals begin to follow as he walks with Patrick through the forest.
Ashley Roberts (without headband): Wow, Yellow, you're pretty good with that thing.
Patrick Star: Yeah.
Leni Loud: Totes.
Lincoln Loud: Well, thanks, guys, glad you think so.
Red Rectangle: Apparently I'm not the only one who does.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What do you mean? Who else could-
Camera zooms out to reveal the monster.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no, not again.
Monster: *drops to the floor*
Clyde McBride: Hey guys. The monster saved me. What did I miss?
Lincoln Loud: Clyde, you're back.
Clyde McBride: Ashley, here's your headband back. *gives her headband to Ashley*
Ashley Roberts (without headband): Thanks, Clyde. *puts my headband back on*
Patrick Star: The whistle seems to have soothed it.
Yellow Rectangle: I think it's offering us a ride!
Giant Fruit Fly: *points to its back*
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley on top of the monster.
Patrick Star: ♪Road! Road! Road! Road! Road! Road!♪ *continues throughout song*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: ♪When I'm above the road... All I see is the sky. When I'm above the road... On a giant fruit fly. When I'm above the road...♪
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: ♪He used to fill us with dread.♪ *screams*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: ♪When I'm above the road... I'm as snug as a baby bug in bed! And we can sing about the giant fruit fly! We're flying on the giant fruit fly today!♪ *claps twice* ♪We wanna sing it all day long!♪ *claps twice* ♪We're flying on the giant fruit fly today!♪ *claps twice* ♪We're flying on the giant fruit fly today!♪ *claps twice* ♪We're flying on the giant fruit fly, we're flying on the giant fruit fly, we're flying on the giant fruit fly today!♪
Patrick Star: Duh.
Giant Fruit Fly: *drops SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley back onto playground*
Yellow Rectangle: Thanks again! Guys, I think that is the friendliest terrifyingly large insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by.
Ashley Roberts: *waves* Bye giant fruit fly.
Yellow's Parents: *pulls up in the car*
Yellow's Mom: Yellow? Oh, there you are!
Yellow's Dad: Okay, guys, the car is as good as new and we've got miles and miles of open road ahead of us.
Yellow's Mom: Guys?
Cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni, Clyde and Ashley sleeping.
Yellow's Mom: Do something, Bob!
Yellow's Dad: He's your son, Margaret. He's your son.
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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