My Life in a Book (According to Fredrik Siblitch)

Day 1: I got here somehow and I dunno how, all I remember is I was doing some spells and then a portal appeared below and I got yeeted into this place. So the first thing I do is spend HALF MY FORTUNE on this stupid little notepad thing, but at least it looks cool. I bought this thinking it might be a cool potion book, how wrong I was. You know what it’s fine I’ll just reflect on it when I’m older and think to myself ‘lil’ old me got a diary isn’t that cute.’ But now I’m stuck with some wood and 66 pages of lined paper (I counted and it said it on the back.)
Day 2: I accidentally caused a small tornado and probably triggered everyone and everything in the city. 
Day 3: I contemplated and ate canned beans. What a wonderful time to be alive.
Day 4: I went sightseeing and I actually don’t regret accidentally moving here it’s a beautiful city with shiny palaces, crystal clear lakes, and huge forests. Otherwise stale bread isn’t that bad as long as you add peanut butter, you always need peanut butter.
Day 5: I regret accidentally moving here. It’s full of rats and people have no manners here at all! 
Day 6: I practiced some dark magic and passed out so I helped myself with some stale bread. At least I learned a new spell though in the process I burned my face, like really bad. The right side of my face now looks like lit charcoal.
Day 7: While taking a vial of liquid hydrogen mixed with barium chloride and crushed wasp thorax that I was going to use for a potion, I tripped on a rock and spilled it on someone. Luckily they didn’t scream and yell at me like other people. Next to her was someone who looked like they fell out of the sky. Anyways I found out she was a goddess apparently so I noped myself outta there. We went our different ways but I sensed something strange in the person who fell out of the sky. They didn’t seem human, but I wasn’t sure on what he was...
Day 8: Things here just keep getting weirder and weirder. Today I almost got eaten by a giant spider and then I realized what the person who fell outta the sky was, a hollowgast! I had a great time sleeping tonight with several nightmares.
-Dylan, god of war
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Category:Role play