Zither/Dialogue

This page contains a list of situational dialogue and conversations Zither has with other characters in Dragon Age: Inquisition multiplayer.
== Zither's remarks ==
* (Opening a barrier) That's what I'm for. Breaking barriers!
* (Opening a barrier) Zither has just the thing for this.
* (Upon seeing a treasure room) Whoa!
* (Low health) The show- must- go on!
* (Low health) Come on, Zither! Do it for the music!
* (Low health) So… all this blood… is not in my contract.
* (Fallen) Is this like, backstage or something?
* (Fallen) Hello? Alphonse, is that you?
* (Fallen) I can still do… one more song-
* (Fallen) Why does everything in the keep room spinning? A-and why do you keep turning into Alphonse?
* (Revived) Hah, look at me, still sexy! Well, dead sexy, I guess.(revived) I need a break before the next set.
* (Reviving someone) On your feet! Show’s not over!
* (Reviving someone) No no no, it’s not curtains yet.
* (Friend fallen) The last day of – whatever your name was – I shall immortalise you! In song!
* (Friend fallen) Come on, break a leg is not supposed to be literal.
* (Friend fallen) We must play on! Even though our drummer’s once again exploded.
* (Friend passing to the Fade) Our friend goes now to that great concert hall in the fade
* (Beginning of final battle) Everyone ready to make some music?
* (Idle) And now! ZITHER! And some other people.
* (Idle) Mimimimi lalalala oh la oh la (coughs)
* (Idle) Oh Maker, I brought the wrong lute! This lute's for small venues only!
== Zither! and Amund ==
* Zither!: After this, Val Royeaux? I know a place where you can be covered in gold leaf and then sanded. Who’s with me?
* Amund: I do not understand, my little drunken friend. What do they do with the leaves?
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* Zither!: This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I’m sober, and nobody’s throwing their underclothes at me. Yet.
* Amund: If your enemies do battle with their underclothes, your wars must be interesting indeed!
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* Amund: I’m reminded of a battle I fought in a snow storm on a glacier. This is much like that.
* Zither!: Who is your manager, friend? That is a terrible venue.
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* Amund: The Lady of the Skies led me to your Herald. What is Andraste the goddess of, anyway?
* Zither!: Andraste was the greatest singer in the history of art, alright? You can’t make light of that!
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* Amund: When we return victorious will have words with that tiny man Cabot about getting us real Avvar mead to celebrate.
* Zither!: I’ll try anything once. And then forget I did and try it again, because I will try anything. Once.
== Zither! and Argent ==
* Argent: This is the first time I've worked for an organization like the Inquisition. It was always a person before.
* Zither!: Done a lot of solo gigs. If I don’t have at least a drummer and a sexy dulcimer player I feel naked and not in a good way.
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* Argent: When we’re through, perhaps the spymaster will turn me over to someone else.
* Zither!: Spymaster! I played a couple of sets with them in Montsimmard once. Great musicians, but rubbish in the sack.
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* Argent: I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. And then it died.
* Zither!: Well that reminds me of a band I opened within Val Chevin. Bluebird Coop, or something. A lot of avant-garde rubbish.
== Zither! and Belinda ==
* Belinda: I met the Divine Justinia only once before she died. She was lovely.
* Zither: My drummer was at the Conclave, too! I think he exploded.
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* Belinda: I pray the Maker smiles on the Inquisition. Our cause is righteous!
* Zither!: Almost as righteous as our music.
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* Belinda: I hope to stay and serve the Inquisition, once this war is over.
* Zither!: You, me and Ed Two have to go on tour after this! It’ll be brilliant, you’ll see.
== Zither! and Cillian ==
* Cillian: I once dreamed of seeing places like this.
* Zither!: I did too, but I think I had a hog’s head of lyrium right before...
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* Cillian: Did anyone try that ham they had at camp yesterday?
* Zither!: I’m on an all ham diet now. It’s supposed to get the creative juices flowing. It doesn’t seem to move much else.
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* Cillian: Being with the Inquisition has opened my eyes to how little I truly understood the world before.
* Zither!: Art is all about the journey. And making a ton of coin. 
== Zither! and Hall ==
* Hall: There are so many people in the world. I'm not used the lack of silence.
* Zither!: The lack of silence was a great song, Ed Two – who was that by, again? Ahh- I’ll think of it later.
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* Hall: I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before.
* Zither!: Listen, Ed Two, there is no going back. Or was that left? Whatever, just keep heading for the stage and you’ll be fine.
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* Hall: So when we get back, does anyone fancy a drink at the tavern? That's what friends do, right?
* Zither: You remind me of my harpsichordist, Edmond! I'm going to call you "Ed Two."
== Zither! and Isabela ==
* Zither!: After this, Val Royeaux? I know a place where you can be covered in gold leaf and then sanded. Who’s with me?
* Isabela: I’ll take the gold leaf but pass on the sanding. I have very sensitive skin.
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* Zither!: This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I’m sober, and nobody’s throwing their underclothes at me. Yet.
* Isabela: I’d rectify that, but I have my hands full. Of daggers.
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* Isabela: Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!"
* Zither!: For me it’s doublets studded with Serault glass crystals. I’m definitely commissioning one with ZITHER! Written across the back.
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* Isabela: Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun?
* Zither!: I did the beach thing after my manager tried to kill me. I could never get the hang of the drinks with the little umbrellas.
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* Isabela: Looking good, sweet thing.
* Zither!: Right back at you, gorgeous.
== Zither! and Katari ==
* Katari: This Inquisition must be desperate, recruiting the way they do. Just look at us!
* Zither!: Yeah, look at us! Dead sexy, right? What were they thinking?
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* Katari: Ever fought a wyvern? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
* Zither!: No, but I once played at this bar called ‘The Wyvern’s Head’ - it was the other kind of head.
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* Katari: I’ll be happy if I never see a demon again after this.
* Zither!: Tell me about it, friend! They’re the worst critics, am I right?
== Zither! and Korbin ==
* Korbin: Once in the Deep Roads, I held off a group of darkspawn for two days.
* Zither!: I once held off a hangover for two days. It was just like that, but with groupies.
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* Korbin: There’s so much life on the surface. If not for the Inquisition, I would never have experienced it.
* Zither!: This isn’t life? You should’ve been there when I played in the Grand Necropolis. That was life. And some undeath.
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* Korbin: Once this is all over, I suppose I’ll have to return to the Deep Roads.
* Zither!: What, you got a gig book there or something? You’ve got to fire your manager, friend.
== Zither! and Luka ==
* Luka: Inquisition is such a funny word!
* Zither!: Hard to rhyme, too. Exposition, audition, something mission – eh just doesn’t work, does it?
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* Luka: When I was trapped in the Vimmark Mountains, I ate lots of mushrooms.
* Zither!: I had mushrooms once. Woke up a week later with a smashed lute wearing only a crochet scarf. Think I’ll stick with lyrium.
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* Luka: I wonder if I could find that cave with the glowing lichen again – it was west of Ferelden.
* Zither!: All the best shit is west of Ferelden! Except Antiva, that might be north.
== Zither! and Neria ==
* Neria: (gasps) I've never had my skills so tested in my life! 
* Zither!: You know who had mad skills? Gemstone and the Oculara. That was a marvelous band. Sexy too.
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* Neria: It will be a relief to return to my clan once all this is done.
* Zither!: You’re gonna tour with the Dalish, are you? I tried that once, but the hotels were rubbish.
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* Neria: I never thought I would say this, but I’ve learned much from traveling with you all.
* Zither!: That’s the point of a tour, friend! Well that, and waking up from a lyrium binge in a pile of groupies.
== Zither! and Rion ==
* Rion: You know, this Inquisition? Isn’t as bad as I thought.
* Zither!: I know! This tour has gone a lot smoother than my last one. Audiences are a bit small, though.
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* Rion: When this is over, I hope we mages are given some freedom. After all, isn’t the point to change things?
* Zither!: Yeah, I hope we’re given more lyrium. And a bigger dressing room. And a separate carriage for all my lutes. 
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* Rion: Well, how's everyone doing today?
* Zither!: Brilliant, brilliant. Anybody seen our drummer?
== Zither! and Sidony ==
* Sidony: This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here? 
* Zither!: The show must go on, friend. Think of the music, the fans! You don’t want to let them down, do you?
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* Sidony: (Disgusted noise.) 
* Zither!: You remind me of my old manager Alphonse. He said that a lot too.
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* Sidony: Once this is over, the spymaster promised to let me look at her library. 
* Zither!: No no no, you gotta follow up a gig like this with more music! And drinks! 
== Zither and Tamar ==
* Tamar: Your Chantry goes belly up, the Inquisition steps in. Always something to keep the same people in power. 
* Zither!: The Chantry... now they've had a great run. Loads of hit songs. Might make a comeback, you never know.  
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* Tamar: The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story.
* Zither!: Rebel mages. Did they open for me once? No. Sorry. I was thinking of apostacy.
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* Tamar: If I survive, I’ll be free. The commander gave his word – I fight for him, and I get to live. 
* Zither!: Do you ever hear fuchsia lotus play? They had a song about that. “I need to live” or, maybe “Hey! Don’t kill me!” eh...
== Zither! and Thornton ==
* Thornton: When the Breach first opened, I managed to evade demons by hiding in a snowdrift. 
* Zither!: ‘Evading Demons’… I opened for them early in my career. Didn’t they lose their singer to an abomination?
* Or Zither!: I hear you friend, it’s like this gig I played in Churneau. It was just a hundred Templars trying to kill me.
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* Thornton: Considering what we’re up against, I really hope the Inquisition knows what it’s doing. 
* Zither!: Don’t be negative! You’ll ruin your aura! Focus on the music! Inspiration! I need to write this down before it’s gone.
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* Thornton: If I survive this, maybe I’ll move to a cottage. Get a dog. And a vegetable garden. 
* Zither!: You can’t think of retiring now, nothing’s over yet! We’re on our comeback tour!
== Zither! and another Zither! ==
* Zither!: After this, Val Royeaux? I know a place where you can be covered in gold leaf and then sanded. Who’s with me?
* Other Zither!: I’m in!
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* Zither!: This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I’m sober, and nobody’s throwing their underclothes at me. Yet.
* Other Zither!: Are you sure that was Lydes? I think it was Val Chevin.
Category:Dragon Age: Inquisition multiplayer dialogues