Body Switching

== Plot ==
This is a prequel to The Republic of Krusty. SpongeBob and Squidward end up switching bodies!
== Transcript ==
[The scene goes to Plankton holding a Ray in his hands inside of the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: Hahahaha, with this Ray I will be able to get into Krab's Body and finally steal the formula...Whilst he is in my body...
Karen: [Coughs to Gain Plankton's Attention] [Plankton turns around and looks up] Don't you think you should test it first? Before you go up to Krabs and complete your "Fool Proof" plan?
Plankton: Quiet Karen...You give me a head ache...Now, let me think...Hm, maybe I'll need to test it before trying my fool proof plan. 
Karen: [Sigh] Ok, whatever...I don't know why I even speak to you...
Plankton: I don't know why I even speak to you...I'm the only one with good ideas around this place. Now, who should be my unlucky victims?
[The scene goes to SpongeBob riding on his unicycle next to Squidward who is driving down the street in his boat]
SpongeBob: So....Then...It turned out it wasn't a rotting burnt patty at all. It was actually huge belly wax from Patrick's big belly button! *Laughs*
Squidward: Haha, that story gets more and more annoying each time you tell it.
[Plankton jumps up some ladders in the Chum Bucket and looks outside from a window and sees SpongeBob and Squidward]
Plankton: Hahahaha, perfect...Ta, ta Karen! I have a plan to succeed!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob parking up his unicycle next to Squidward's Boat. Plankton runs up to them]
Plankton: Hey! Sponge! Down here!
SpongeBob: Huh? Wha-? Oh, hi Plankton. 
Plankton: Will you distract the Squid whilst I get out a present I have for you? 
SpongeBob: Ok. Hey, Squidward....I'm distracting you.
Squidward: [Stops in front of door] Huh? What now? What did you say? Devastating Me?...What?
Plankton: Eh, close enough. [Pulls out Ray Gun] [Zaps SpongeBob and Squidward with the Ray] Woo! Now let's see if this works!
Squidward as SpongeBob: Ugh...What happened? What the!?
SpongeBob as Squidward : Hey! Plankton switched our bodies!
Squidward as SpongeBob : Grr....Plankton! You switch us back or else I'll break your antennas!
Plankton: Oh, this is just too brilliant...Alright, I'll switch you back. It was just a test to see if it worked. [Tries to use Ray Gun but it blows up] What the!? Barnacles!
Squidward as SpongeBob: Well, that's just great! Now it's broken! I can't be stuck in this body! It's all Yellow and Spongey and these pants are...STUPID!!
SpongeBob as Squidward: Um...You do know that's me you're talking about...Right?
Squidward as SpongeBob: Yes! I do! Now, what the barnacles are we going to do!?
SpongeBob as Squidward: I think I know a person who can help!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Squidward speaking to Sandy who is standing in front of her tree dome]
SpongeBob as Squidward: And that's how we switched bodies! Now, can you please change us back Sandy?
Sandy: Um...I have Freeze Ray, Sting Ray, Death Ray and Dance Ray but no Body Switching Ray.
SpongeBob as Squidward: Ooo...What does Dance Ray do?
Sandy: It makes you dance. Don't ask why I invented it. I just had some spare time on my hands. Now, I'll try to help. But you're gonna have to stay like this for a few days.
Squidward as SpongeBob: Few days!? I can't be trapped inside of this body for a few days! I need to get out of it now! What kind of scientist are you!?
Sandy: I'm an inventor. Not a scientist. Now, go home and I'll start making the Ray...
[The scene goes to Plankton inside of the Chum Bucket with a bunch of nuts, bolts and electrical wires]
Plankton: Alright, now...Its time to put this baby back together. Mwahahahahahahaha! [Coughs] I really should stop doing that...
[The scene goes to SpongeBob as Squidward walking up to SpongeBob's Pineapple House and pulling away the welcome mat to grab some keys]
SpongeBob as Squidward: Ah, I'll be out of this body in no time...Anyways, everyone will understand the situation.
Patrick: [Walks around corner and walks up to SpongeBob as Squidward] Woah, woah, woah! What do you think you're doing!? That's SpongeBob's House! Not yours!
SpongeBob as Squidward: Patrick! It's me, SpongeBob!
Patrick: [Sighs] Excuses, excuses. It's gonna take a lot more to trick me! You know why, because I'm smart! Not dumb! [Bites his Hand] Oh, I already ate that Chocolate Bar.
SpongeBob as Squidward: Patrick, you've gotta believe me! Plankton zapped me and Squidward and now we're stuck in different bodies!
Patrick: Yeah, and I'm...I'm...I'm a Starfish if you're SpongeBob! Which you're not!
SpongeBob as Squidward: Patrick, you are a Starfish...You've always been a Starfish...
Patrick: Look! Who is this about!? Me or you!? Anyways, I know you're just trying to confuse me.
[SpongeBob as Squidward runs inside of SpongeBob's Pineapple quickly and slams the door shut and then locks it. Patrick runs up to the window and stares through it]
Patrick: I'm watching you TennisBalls! 
SpongeBob as Squidward: Phew, I'm glad that's over...Ooh Gary! Wanna play fetch!?
[Gary trails up to SpongeBob as Squidward and starts to growl and then he shows his teeth]
SpongeBob as Squidward: Gary never acts like this with me...He only acts like this when he meets Squid-....Oh, oh no...
[Gary dives at SpongeBob as Squidward but misses. SpongeBob as Squidward then runs out of the houses and runs up to Squidward's house]
SpongeBob as Squidward: Squidward! Squidward! Open up! I'm no longer safe inside of my house!
[Squidward as SpongeBob opens up the door and looks at SpongeBob as Squidward]
Squidward as SpongeBob: Alright...Come in...You can sleep on the sofa downstairs...But don't throw off my cushions! Or eat crisps on the sofa. Or watch TV!
SpongeBob as Squidward: Alright Squidward! Thanks a lot buddy!
[SpongeBob as Squidward runs inside of Squidward's House and closes the door behind him]
Patrick: SpongeBob would rather hang out with Squidward now huh? Well, I'll show him by getting a new friend! Gary, wanna be BFF's?
[Gary mutters and then slams the door on Patrick and locks it by himself]
Patrick: Is that a yes? Are you thinking? Gary? GARY!? Is that a no? I'll come back tomorrow. Is that ok for you?
[The scene goes to Squidward as SpongeBob and SpongeBob as Squidward walking into the Krusty Krab the next day]
SpongeBob as Squidward: Good morning everyone! Are you all having a great day!?
[Mr. Krabs runs up to SpongeBob as Squidward and puts his arm around him.]
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! What's the meaning of this!? You're scaring all of me customers!
SpongeBob as Squidward: Oh, yeah...Squidward....Um...I hate all of you! >:( 
Mr. Krabs: Well, that's more like it...Now the customers can eat their food without being freaked out...Now, both of you! Get to your stations!
[Mr. Krabs walks away from SpongeBob as Squidward and Squidward as SpongeBob]
Squidward as SpongeBob: What the barnacles was that!? That's not what I say! 
SpongeBob as Squidward: Me and Sandy have been making impressions of you for years. What do you think?
Squidward as SpongeBob: I think I hate you....Wait, no...I know that.
[The scene goes to Squidward as SpongeBob inside of the Krusty Krab kitchen in front of the grill]
Squidward as SpongeBob: Ok, so...How does SpongeBob do this? [Grabs Spat (SpongeBob's Spatula) and flips a burger into the air with it] Alright, that's a good start...
[A Few Moments Later....]
[The scene goes to a bunch of angry customers lining up at the cash register]
Alfred (Fish): Hey! I want a refund! My Krabby Patty tastes like a boot!
Jude (Fish): My Krabby Patty looks like a boot and tastes like one!
Mikey (Fish): My Krabby Patty is a boot!
SpongeBob as Squidward: Ok, settle down. Refunds for all of you people!
[SpongeBob as Squidward throws out a bunch of money from the cash register and everyone starts to grab and catch it]
[Mr. Krabs runs out from his office and looks around the place]
Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE BARNACLES IS GOING ON HERE!? WHY IS MONEY FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE!?
[Tom runs up to Mr. Krabs holding a bunch of money in his hands]
Tom: We're getting refunds for our awful tasting Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Horrible tasting kra-?...WAIT...REFUNDS!? NOOOOOO!!!
[Smacks Tom across the face causing him to drop the money, Mr. Krabs then grabs the money]
Susan (Fish): Grab the money and run! 
[All the fish grab a bunch of money and run out of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: Me customers...Me money...They're gone! [Cries]
[The scene goes to Plankton running out of the Chum Bucket holding up a Ray Gun]
Plankton: Finally! The Body Switcher Ray 2.0 is complete! Now it's time to put my plan into ac-WHAT THE!?
[A Bunch of the Krusty Krab's Customers run out of the Krusty Krab and trample over Plankton]
Plankton: [The Ray Gun is broken] Brilliant, just brilliant...Krabs must be sending out his customers to stop my plans...He's one smart sea creature...But not as smart as me! Mwahahahahahahaaha! [Coughs] Barnacles!
[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs running into the Kitchen and running up to SpongeBob (Squidward)]
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles happened in here!?
Squidward as SpongeBob: Oh be quiet you cheap crustacean...
Mr. Krabs: Yikes, I see someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Squidward as SpongeBob: Oh, yeah!? Well, what is the right side of the bed!?
Mr. Krabs: I don't know...Left? That doesn't matter! Go home! Now! I need to track down these customers who have me money!
[The scene goes to Sandy working on a Ray Gun in her Tree inside of her Treedome]
Sandy: And...Just a few more parts that I need...Just one more day...
[The scene goes to Squidward as SpongeBob walking down a street in Downtown Bikini Bottom]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob! You're supposed to be in Boating School! Don't be surprised, I didn't want to take you for your latest driving lesson but I'll get fired if I don't. Now, come on!
[The scene goes to Mrs. Puff in a boat with SpongeBob (Squidward) the boat is driving perfectly]
Mrs. Puff: Wow, you haven't got this far in ages. You must be impro-! ARGHHH!!
[Squidward as SpongeBob misses the Wall and carries on driving]
Mrs. Puff: Woah, that clo-! ARGHHH!! LOOK OUT!!
[Squidward as SpongeBob dodges an anchor that is sticking out of a rock and then drives through the finish line and parks up]
Mrs. Puff: Wow, you...You...Passed! You actually passed! Well done!
Squidward as SpongeBob: *Sigh* Yeah...Whatever...
Mrs. Puff: I never thought I'd say this but...SpongeBob, here's your official driving license. Go ahead.
[Mrs. Puff gives Squidward as SpongeBob a SpongeBob SquarePants Driving License. Squidward as SpongeBob puts in his pocket]
Squidward as SpongeBob: Ok, bye. [Gets out of boat and walks away]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob as Squidward inside of Squidward's House playing Echo The Dolphin]
SpongeBob as Squidward: Ah, come on! I'm so close to the end of this level! [A Knock is at the door and he answers it] Hello?
Fish in Suit (Gerald): I am Gerald Musics. Are you the Mr. Squidward .Q. Tentacles?
SpongeBob as Squidward: Yes, that's me.
Gerald Musics: Well, then...Let's get down to the business of why I'm here. You sent me a letter to work for me in my music crew. You can play the clarinet. Is that right?
SpongeBob as Squidward: Um...Yes...I'm the best clarinet player ever. 
Gerald Musics: Well then...Play the clarinet...
SpongeBob as Squidward: *Gulp* [Picks up Clarinet and plays it perfectly] Is this good?
Gerald Musics: That is some Kelpy G Level of Clarinet Playing right there. Come to the concert hall for practice with the full music crew tomorrow. See you there!
[The scene goes to Patrick, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob as Squidward and Squidward as SpongeBob inside of the Krusty Krab Dining Room]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, and what the barnacles are you doing back here!? I haven't got a single customer all day today because of what happened the other day!
Squidward as SpongeBob: Maybe that's because you haven't changed the Closed sign to Open yet...Barnacle Head.
Mr. Krabs: Why are you both acting so...Strange? Something fishy is going on here and it's not him!
[Mr. Krabs points to Fred (The Fish) who is standing at the entrance of the Krusty Krab]
Fred: Um...I was just wondering if you were going to open today...
Mr. Krabs: Get outta here you pointless secondary character. 
Fred: *Sigh* Ok...I knew I was just going to be a secondary character for one of your jokes. But, hey...It's good to be noticed right? [Walks Away]
Patrick: *Cough* *Cough* Excuse me, since SpongeBob no longer wants to be my best friend is hanging out with Squidward I decided to get a new friend.
SpongeBob as Squidward: Wait, what?
Patrick: Yes, that's right big nose. I've got a friend now. So, you can have SpongeBob. Meet Jeffery! [Gets out very poor sock puppet] Hello Patrick! Hello Jeffery! We don't need SpongeBob do we!? No we don't Patrick! 
Squidward as SpongeBob: This has been one of the weirdest weeks of my life ever...And that's saying something...
[Plankton runs into the Krusty Krab holding up to Ray guns]
Plankton: Freeze! [Shoots one of the Rays and freezes a barrel chair] Get it? No? No one? Ah, come on! I was thinking of an entrance all day...
Mr. Krabs: *Sigh* It's one of those days isn't it where you show us some flashing light, something goes wrong and then we win in the end...
Plankton: It won't be that simple this time because-...
[Sandy runs inside holding a Ray Gun in her hand] 
Sandy: Guys! I've made the Ray! It's time fix everything!
Plankton: What?! Get away Chipmunk! You're ruining my evil plan! 
[Sandy and Plankton shoot their guns at the same time and it hits everyone in the Dining Room]
Sandy as Mr. Krabs: Ah, nuts! Plankton! My Ray Gun is broken and you're the only one who can change us back!
Plankton as Squidward: And?...Why would I change you back? Now I have an actual body! Mwahahahahahaha! So long losers!
Patrick as Plankton: What's going on? Aaahh! I'm little and green!
Squidward as Sandy: Hey! Come back with my body! 
[Mr. Krabs as SpongeBob picks up a table and throws it at Squidward (Plankton) causing him to fall onto the floor]
Plankton as Squidward: Ah, barnacles! 
SpongeBob as Patrick: Good job, Mr. Krabs. You caught Squidward... oop, I mean, Plankton? 
Mr. Krabs as SpongeBob: No problem, Patrick-- I mean, SpongeBob. 
[Plankton's Ray Gun lands into Mr. Krabs as SpongeBob hands and they change everyone back]
SpongeBob: Ah, what happened?
Sandy: I-I think we're back! It worked! We're all back to normal!
Patrick: Yeah! You know, I don't like being in Plankton's body, but I'm glad i'm in my own body.
Squidward: You do know you through a table at my body's head? Argh...That hurt...You complete barnacle head of a boss.
Mr. Krabs: Well, now I see what happened. [Puts Claw around SpongeBob] Looks like we can get back to working! 
SpongeBob: Yeah! Oh, and Squidward...You need to meet someone today.
Squidward: I'll call it off...In the end, I think I may be destined to carry on working on the Krusty Crap.
Mr. Krab: SQUIDWARDDDD....
[THE END]
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