The Plans

"The Plans" is the fourth episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 4th overall.
==Plot==
TBA.
==Transcript==
[Cuts to Carl and Stan reading through the labor laws of interns, resuming what happened at the end of the previous episode.]
Carl: Gotta be something in here that helps us. Anything!
Stan: Look here! [flips page; starts to read] All companies must provide a safe, stress free environment for all apprentices or newcomer interns. The emphasis is on learning, not applying.
Carl: Well unless falling off of a ladder is safe, then he’s definitely violating that. And look here! [starts to read] Tasks must be clearly defined and not strict.
Stan: Yup, we’ve got a big shot here. CrazySponge’s reign of terror is over.
Carl: Hey, look here! It also says all interns are guaranteed a free happy ending!
Stan: What? No it doesn’t. Damn fool. [smacks Carl with book]
[We then cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to them in the break room waiting for their next shift to start.]
Stan: Man, that last shift sucked.
Carl: Yeah. I mean, at least we get a half hour break.
[CrazySponge busts down the door]
CrazySponge: INTERNS! Donut time is over.
Carl: You didn’t even buy real donuts.
Stan: And we only started our break 5 minutes ago! We still have 25 more minutes!
CrazySponge: No you don’t. Now GET TO WORK! Go and get The Sampsons back from Spectromite Entertainment.
[the two interns look at each other, trembling in fear]
CrazySponge: NOW!
[Stan and Carl scurry off after being scared. Scene cuts to them in an elevator going up to Dan’s office]
Dan: [shuffling through papers] Oh boy! Oh Dan Dan Danny Boy! What a fantastic scene of Fatprick’s crap! Now we just need to put a few more sex jokes and we’ll be fine. [thinks for a second] Mmm, a classturbation joke sounds nice too! [writing down quickly]
Stan: Uhh… Mr. Spectromite?
Dan: HUH?! How do you know my name?!
Carl: We need adv…
Dan: No one calls me that!
Carl: Snap out of it. We’re the interns from BP. We’re back here because the boss wants The Sampsons back.
Dan: Ah, so he wants it back, eh? I thought all negotiations were final. Is there maybe another show I can take in return just to have it in my possession? And so I can have it without actually doing anything with it? Surely there is, right?
Stan: Uh, yeah. What about SpongeBob SquarePants… [close up of his face] …but it’s something different every episode.
Dan: Eh, sure, why not. [shakes hands with interns] Alright boys, go on your way before your boss tortures you.
Carl: See ya, Mr. Spectromite. [walk away]
Dan: Man, I really feel bad for those interns. [thinks for a second] Oh well. Time to turn Squiddie’s School into an adult show!
[cuts back to BP building]
Carl: Boss! We got The Sampsons back.
CrazySponge: Spectacular! Hahah, what an idiot that Dan is. He only got one show out of the war treaty.
Stan: Well, no, he got two.
CrazySponge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Carl: We gave him that show with the really long title.
[CrazySponge drops his stack of papers and starts running around and screaming]
CrazySponge: What?! Not the show with the really long title! I was gonna do stuff with it!
Stan: But sir, weren’t you gonna do more with The Sampsons?
CrazySponge: Nope, that was for Matchy.
[FireMatch comes over with her hand out]
FireMatch: I’m waiting…
[CrazySponge hands it over]
CrazySponge: You interns need another lesson IN THE CORNER! You can’t trade to save your lives. Now go! Go discipline yourself.
[Stan and Carl shake their heads and wander off. Cuts to a new scene where Carl is mopping the floor and Stan is filing papers.]
Carl: Dude, we are toast.
Stan: Yeah. We need to make a run for it.
Carl: [drops mop] Maybe… maybe we don’t. What if we humiliated him along the way out?
Stan: How though? Everytime we try, he just compresses it. He ignores it, too.
Carl: What’s the boss’ main fear?
Stan: Why, that would be losing companies and shows. Clearly evident by the peace treaty. [scratches his head] We should intimidate him with the shows.
Carl: Exactly. We should stage ourselves selling them for a bargain. He will be on his hands and knees.
Stan: Oh, I hope he is! [starts giggling while Carl narrows his eyelids]
Carl: Tomorrow is our work evaluation. We technically shouldn’t have one, but eh. We could get him there!
Stan: Yeah. Alright, see you then.
[cuts to the next day where Stan and Carl are in an office room on the phone]
Carl: [faking the call] Yeah, perfect. We will make a GREAT deal for you.
[Stan starts giggling as CrazySponge walks in]
CrazySponge: Alright, peasants, time to see- FABBRO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE PHONE?!
Carl: So, Mr. 133, what’s the deal again? Oh, that’s right. [scribbles notes on a piece of paper] So we’ll give you Cut-Out and HFB for 2 dollars and half a bag of Doritos. Yup, that’s it.
CrazySponge: This… can’t...be… [starts to rage] HAPPENING!
[sprints over to Carl and tackles him out of his seat, stripping the phone from his hand and looking at the phone with its dead battery]
CrazySponge: Aha, BUSTED! You did that just to screw with me. Well mark my words, interns, it’s now time to screw with you.
[Stan and Carl get a scared look on their face. We cut to the end credits with “Brain Stew” by Green Day playing, the credits end and we cut to Stan and Carl locked up in a secret room in the BP building CrazySponge walks in with a whip.]
CrazySponge: Hopefully you hoe ass no-life trolling motherfuckers get the message with some torture.
Carl: No! Please!
[smacks then both across their backs]
Carl: OW!
Stan: AHH!
[Cuts to an outside shot of BP as multiple slashes are heard with the two interns screaming in agony. CrazySponge exits the room after a few slashes.]
Carl: Stan, we need to think harder about this.
Stan: Yeah. Totally.
[End episode.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* DanzxvFan8275
==Trivia==
* This episode released a day prior to creator TheJasbre202's birthday.
* This episode was also released on the 2 year anniversary of when CrazySponge joined the SpongeBob Fanon Wikia.
==Reviews==
*Had some good jokes, but the overall atmosphere coming from CrazySponge is what brings it down to a B- - FireMatch
*This episode feels like a joke that someone forgot to add the punchline to. But it is alright for what it is. B -
*should i be worried that i laughed at the part when crazysponge tortured the interns with a whip. B - CrazySponge
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