Stair Falls

==Plot==
A reporter for the Fox News Channel is fired when her first appearance on HDTV exposes all her facial wrinkles and makes her unattractive, leaving a job opportunity open. Lois decides to take the job, despite Brian's claims that Fox News is a heavily biased network, and becomes a reporter. Meanwhile, Peter, Fry and Homer renew Peter's cartoon, Handi-Quacks. Although the finished product is very crude when pitched, Fox agrees to re-air the show. Lois tries to see what Meg is reporting on.
==Characters==
*Peter
*Lois
*Brian
*Joe
*Phineas
*Ferb
*Fry
*Otis
*Owen
*Bender
*Meg
*Homer
*Peter Chernin
==Trivia==
*How did some people get a HD TV without buying?
==Quotes==
*Peter: Homer, can I see you in the kitchen? (They both walk to the kitchen)
Homer: Fry isn't doing that good to renew Handi-Quacks.
Peter: Yeah, I know, he's gay. (Shouts) he's gay! (Whispers) He's gay. (Looks at Fry, then goes back in)
*Joe: Oh, she's just so smokin' hot! God, I would do things to her that... she would probably laugh at. You bitch! (Ferb slaps him) Thanks.
==Handi-Quacks Voice Actors==
Red-Heinie Monkey: Otis
Poopy-Face Tomato-Nose: Phineas
Cournel Tush-Finger: Joe
Bitch-Duck: Candace
This is shown at the end of the intro to Handi-Quacks
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