Lỉl Bồ

Hợ Mồ Minh more commonly known by his rapper name Lỉl Bồ is the son of Vietflopese revolutionary Hồ Flỗp Minh, he was born in West Flopoi.
== Life ==
=== Childhood ===
West Flopoi born and raised, most of his childhood was spent on the playground playing Tetherball('T-Ball'), as a child he was best known for his "chillin' out"/"maxin' relaxin'" vibe. His childhood was mostly uneventful until one day when he was "swingin' some 'T-Ball' outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood he got in one little fight and his mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Sogon.
=== Life in Sogon ===
Sogon(Ho Flop Minh City) was a rather torn city previously being the capital of enemy South Vietflop, he moved in with his Aunt and Uncle who were Ironically land owners and still very much not Bingunist, he made many friends and fell in love with western culture and even used his very popular family name to get illegal albums from abroad. It was obvious from this point on that Hợ Mồ was going to be a rapper and one of the very first ones at that.
=== Relationship with Bingus ===
Lỉl Bồ visited Republic of Zabloing's New Rinkus colony in 1986 at age 17, while he was partying with the wealthy family's of Damien he was introduced to Bingus, while Bingus was first excited to meet a what he thought would be a Bingunist, it was very clear that Lỉl Bồ was a thinly vailed capitalist that wanted to make big bucks and party constantly with complete disregard to others. This helped shape Bingus's view, that even a so called Bingunist could be just as corrupt an immoral as a capitalist.
=== Interaction with U.F ===
in 1988 Lỉl Bồ visited the United Flops and participated in many public events, thus increasing public relations with Vietflop. But that was not the goal of Lỉl Bồ, he was seen globally on television saying "Shit, America is amazing, so much to do here. And the people are so nice, I wish Vietflop was like this". This statement caused Vietflopese politicians to scramble, and Lỉl Bồ was seen being forced into a car by his security. Lỉl Bồ's statement on why he left so abruptly was "My tummy hurt,*Blink* *Blink* *Blink*".
== Death ==
On May 1st 1989 while Lỉl Bồ was playing tether ball, like he normally does, other players stated they saw the Tether Ball coming right at him at ludicrous speeds (57.3 KM/H) and it was evident that even Bồ couldn't get out of the way on time. Lỉl Bồ was Decapitated by the tether ball and was immediately killed.
=== Conspiracy ===
Two of the other caracals he was playing tether ball with Chĩ Chĩ and Wùb had different statements, Chĩ Chĩ stated to reporters that the Tether ball string and pole must of been modified, while Wùb said he heard what sounded like a gun shot coming from a nearby building. Chĩ Chĩ was later detained by authorities and was found dead in custody with 2 gun shots to the back of the head, his death was deemed suicide. While Wùb disappeared and was found in a detainment camp near Cambodia in 2007.
A nearby market store owner said he saw a white caracal wearing a black suit with an odd set of lines on the back of his head(as if they were some sort of code) modify the tetherball. But all contact with this store owner has ceased. 
To this day many believe that the own Vietflopese government had him killed in order to maintain public relations, while others believe that the United Flops government did it in order to end all empathy towards the Vietflopese.
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