Rusty

"I'm depressed" - "Hi depressed, I'm Rusty"
Rusty, also known as The Moo, or secretly known as John, is a member of the League of Mothers and was part of the original group. On the server they are regarded as the 2nd most powerful member of the group, creating various devices (bots) to keep the rest of the group in line. They are also best known for their chronic Sid Meier's Civilization V addiction and their iconic dad jokes that have ultimately made them a living meme. Whenever anyone says "I'm ....." they will typically respond back with "Hi ....., I'm Rusty" (note that Rusty is not the actual name they responds with). According to Shmexi, they committed controversial actions during the gorf uprising that occurred on the server, as such regarded by some as a war criminal and traitor for their heavy handed censorship to quell the dissent with their Praetorian Guard bot. In recent times, they have become arguably one of the most powerful authoritarian members of the server, if not the most with what they can do to someone else's computer. 
==== In D&D ====
* In the first campaign of the Velmaverse, Lost Mine of Phandelver, they played as the character Omniscidor.
* In the second campaign, Out of the Abyss, they played as the character Baern, however he died in combat heroically. They would continue to play as the character Doug.
* In the third campaign, Tomb of Annihilation, they played as the character Zook.
* They have been the Dungeon Master of various games set within their own world, however, due to possibly using some iconic characters from the Velmaverse, their campaign is considered semi-canonical within it, this being called the Rustyverse.