Evil Evil Guy

The Evil Fat Evil Fat Guy is Evil Guy`s more powerful form. It is so fat so if you put it in a closet, the entire UnMultiverse will asplode. It did come on 1st place on Most Fattest Beings and Most Fattest Monsters. It is so fat that when it went to Burger King an hour later he walked and and someone walked in and he went to order a whopper they said sorry we're out. So he tried to order fries, they said they were out of everything! His death was when he said that he was more powerful than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris became so angry so he killed him by staring.
He is twice as evil as Evil Guy, but not as evil as Evil Evil Evil Guy. He can respawn as part of his soul is sealed into a pendant, which he got in the Shy Guy Armada. Beware him, fear him, give him cupcakes. He will steal all your pants if you don't. If you don't have any pants, TOO BAD. He'll steal them anyway. None who have seen him ever live to tell the tale, except for Barrack Obama and Deidara. When Evil Evil Guy faced Obama, it was the former who didn't live to tell the tale (until he respawned).
When will Peachycakes learn she made a mistake?!
Category:Guys
Category:Fat people
Category:Evil
Category:Haters
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