Eggroll L. Forkman

please don't edit except fixing spelling/grammar mistakes and this fanfic will probably contain blood/violence. also be very weird. Very, very, very weird.
== The Fanfic: ==
Eggroll: howdy kids!
me: follow the script
eggroll: u darn kids
me: *whacks him with rolled up script*
eggroll: ow!
me: script. now.
eggroll: fine
Biana: *comes onto set drinking a Frappuccino* *looks up* oh sorry i didnt know ur filming
me: cut!
eggroll: where r those darn garden gnomes!?
random human: um
eggroll: u! sir!
random human: me?
eggroll: yes u! whats ur name?
random human: bob
eggroll: can ya tell meh where the darn garden gnomes r?
bob: umm
eggroll: ya know! the garden gnomes!
bob: uh, i have places to be. bye! *hurriedly walks away*
Eggroll: *mutters* those darn humans *wanders away, mumbling about darn garden gnomes*
me: cut! yay! we actually did it!
Biana: thats a relief
Sophie: when does everybody else get to be in the movie?
me: when we get to that part
Keefe: when will we get to tha- 
me: *smacks him* no. u will not do that to me
Keefe: ow
Tam: *smirks*
Keefe: *glares at Tam*
me: Tammy boy, u do not get to smirk at Keefe. I still like him more than u. 
Linh: is there a reason the camera is on
me: oh shoot! *kicks camera*
Sophie: there's an off button-
me: i dont care *kicks camera again*
camera: *dies*
tam: how does this thing turn on???
dex: whatcha doin?
tam: trying to turn his stupid camera on
dex: lemme see*grabs camera* inspects it* its already on
tam: oh
dex: why do u want it on?
tam: *grabs camera*
me: *can be heard very loudly arguing with Marella offstage*
tam: *runs away with camera*
dex: *yelling* PICKLE! (note: Pickle is me) TAM JUST STOLE THE CAMERA!
me: HE DID WHAT NOW??????
tam: *light leaps*
tam: *arrives at Candleshade*
Ro: did u get u get it?
tam: yep *holds up camera*
Ro: good
tam: *hands camera to ro* its already on
ro: ok *goes inside candleshade*
tam: *follows her* should i film?
ro: sure*hands camera back to tam*
tam and ro: *go the floor with the statue of lord cassius*
ro: *starts smashing everything*
tam: *filming ro smashing everything*
ro: this is fun!
*20 minutes later*
ro: thats everything except the statue
tam: *hands the camera to ro*
ro: *filming the statue*
tam: *makes a ball of shadow vapor*
ro: this will be so fun!
tam: *throws the shadow vapor at the statue*
the statue: *explodes*
Camera: *killed by the explosion*
ruy: *turns on camera without realizing it* what is this? *shows the other members of the neverseen*
tam and ro: *can be seen tied up in the background*
gethen: it looks like some stupid piece of human technology
ruy: yeah. i wonder what it does?
gethen: who knows. humans made it so it could do anything
tam: thats a camera
ruy: i thought we sedated u
ro: u didnt
ruy: gethen why didnt u sedate them?
gethen: because u distracted me with the camera or whatever its called
ruy: ok go sedate them now
gethen: u probably shouldnt bring the camera back or giesla will get mad
ruy: yeah *sets camera down* *goes to help gethen sedate tam and ro*
camera: *has a perfect view of ruy and gethen sedating tam and ro*
ruy and gethen: *light leap away with tam an ro*
*several hours later*
me: *finds the camera* finally! i found the stupid camera! now i just need to find tam so i can murder him for stealing my camera!
dex: maybe u should see if the camera will tell you
me: ok *looks at the footage of the camera*
sophie: *also looks* we should probably rescue tam and ro
me: nah
dex: why not?
me: it will teach them to not steal my camera. dont worry, we'll rescue them eventually though
sophie: what if the neverseen kill them?
me: dont worry, they wont
dex: how do you know?
me: umm i just do. dont question it
sophie: what about the film?
me: we dont need them for a while