The Girl Next Door

"The Girl Next Door" is Subtle Sexuality's second song. Available on the Season Eight Blu-ray/DVD release along with the webisode "The Story of Subtle Sexuality". It is the last webisode, which aired May 4, 2011. There are two parts to the webisode; part 1 is "The Story Of Subtle Sexuality" and part 2 is "The Girl Next Door".
==Lyrics==
Lyrics (from genius.com):
[Verse 1: Kelly & Erin](Kelly)I'm just the girl next door, but that's how it goesYou only see me as one of your bros(Erin)I'm rich and I'm skinny and I have high self esteemPeople say that I could be a pageant queen(Kelly)We could be just like Juliet & RomeoCleopatra & Marc AntonyOr Marc Anthony & J-Lo
[Chorus: Kelly & Erin](Kelly)I'm just the girl next door(Erin)And she's totally poor(Kelly)I wish I could be moreI'm just the girl next door
[Verse 2: Kelly & Erin](Kelly)I'm on a customer service callI see you two holding hands across the hall(Erin)I've got two thousand friends on Facebook(Kelly)I eat a ham sandwich alone in my office nook(Erin)My blessed family won the lottery(Kelly)And my lame one lives in poverty, poverty, poverty, poverty
[Chorus]
[Bridge: Ry Howard]I miss you, I love youNow looking back forty years laterMy one regret is choosing not to date herThe hot girl wasn't that greatShe was a bad mother, she was always lateShould have gone for the girl next door from the very startBut it's too late cause she died of a broken heart
[Chorus] x2
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