The Barrelplaka

The Barrelplaka is the set of Barrelplazias. All of the Barrelplazias function exactly the same as one another, and are virtually identical, but they contain different things. The exception is the very outside of the Barrelplaka, in which the Barrelplazias' Daniels always remain green, so the Barrelplaka seems green from the outside. This causes it to glow in the dark.
It is also possible for The Barrelplock.s to slowly orbit around the Barrelplaka, but they never actually make a full rotation because the Barrelplaka is several infinite orders of magnitude larger. The The Barrelplock.s are not green, but they may look green due to the fact that the Barrelplaka is green.
== Origin ==
They gave god his power because Bongus made them do so by mind-controlling them. Nobody noticed that the Barrelplaka was being deployed to E A T the Barrelplazias and now god is weak. The Barrelplaka is omnipresent, omniscient, and omnipotent despite not being alive. The Pointlessly Omnipotent Worm teleports between them when he sleeps, though he doesn’t know it. The Barrelplaka was created by Bongus to contain Barrelplazias, and Bongus created an infinite amount of clones throughout every place where they were that Bongus can reach, and he reaches everywhere.
Eventually, a box of beans was placed on top of the Barrelplaka, and then it fell apart into pieces. However, someone pieced the Barrelplaka back together, and preserved said box of beans in a museum approximately 3.5cm away from the Barrelplaka. The museum also contains four bells and a table, but nobody typically finds those interesting.
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