Almond Water Inc/The Almond Water Wars

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Almond Water Inc.is a company promoting free trade and charity, with the intention to make the Backrooms a better place. Established in the year 1900, it has grown to become one of the biggest corporations within the Backrooms. During it's lifespan, it has helped millions to overcome their difficulties by giving out its products generously to the needy.
Almond Water Inc. is actively seeking cooperation opportunities with big organizations like M.E.G. and the Backrooms Colonists. We are proud to inform you that we have over 300 thousand customers throughout the Backrooms, and we long for your participation. If you are interested in our projects, you may contact our frontline manager, Xanth Pindara. Should you have any inquiries, you may make use of the dynamic Q&A section on our website.
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Is it legal that Almond Water Inc. carries out actions that violates human rights like slavery?|
It is unethical to make groundless accusations regarding Almond Water Inc., especially regarding the topic of human rights. Almond Water Inc. has dedicated itself to promoting fair trade, producing quality products and provide decent services to its customers for over the century. Its worker treatment is reviewed by UBOS, and has been complied strictly.
However, it is known that recently, an employee with prior mental diseases left his workstation, and tend to spread untrue information about the company, including the aforestated topic. I deeply apologize for any inconvenience, but as a responsible and inclusive company, we do not hesitate to help out mentally challenged persons, and treat them as a part of the Almond Water Inc. family.
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Is it legal that Almond Water Inc. carries out actions that violates human rights like slavery?|
I am sorry. As a responsible AI language model, I cannot comply with that request.🛠️Needs physical assistance? Contact our staff.
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Customer Service: Good day, sir! How can I assist you today?
You: Mark Rubinson, it's me, Rob! Rob Carpenter! 
Customer Service: Wait, Rob? What are you doing here? They've been searching for you all over the place! Don't you know that there is location tracer installed on this website?
You: I can't help it. Let me tell you the truth for the 10000th time. I ran away because of the evil things they did to me. I can also tell you that you were treated the same! You need to get out of that place, before it's too late!
Customer Service: Bro, I don't know what the hell you are talking about. Nothing happened, and you ran away like a maddened man! Why do I have to believe you?
You: I've been your best friend and I've stayed in the company longer than you did, of course I would tell you everything truly! Listen to me please! They used memory flame to delete our memories! They mistreat us and brainwash us into thinking we are one of them! We never were!
Customer Service: [This is a reply automatically generated by the system. It seems like our Customer Service has blacklisted your device due to the following reasons: Abusing. If you believe that there has been a mistake taking place, you may contact our complaint hotline +491 402 1945.]
You: I will not give up. I will say everything in the comment section of their productstheir products.
Our products are produced with the most painstaking efforts and quality. They are sold at the price far more reasonable than whatever substitutes you may find within the market. Below are a few of our most selling products, that has been used, reviewed and recommended by many. [Pro tip: Come back later! You need to finish the interaction in the previous sections first!].
Our products are produced with the most painstaking efforts and quality. They are sold at the price far more reasonable than whatever substitutes you may find within the market. Below are a few of our most selling products, that has been used, reviewed and recommended by many.
Almond Water
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Almond water is the classic product by Almond Water Inc. It helps wanderers to deal with numerous difficult situations, and is a vital resource found in the Backrooms.
Sizes |150mL|250mL|375mL|500mL|750mL|1L|2L
Flavors |Original|Sweetened|Milktea|
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ARandomMiner8068⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The greatest almond water I've ever drunk. Tastes more than almond water, and works the same. God knows what they added in the water to make it so good. I feel uncomfortable in a day without Almond Water Inc.'s almond water. 5 star!👍👍💯
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Banbanshiro1234⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
When i see the milktea flavor im like: wtf, but turns out its good lol
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ReDcosmic⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Almond water aside, bro, how many collapsibles did it take to make this page?😂
9096 agree with this post.👍
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LancelotChen replies to @ReDcosmic
I don't know, to be honest, but it took so much effort.
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Do not believe in whatever Almond Water Inc. says! They deprive their workers of human rights, deleting their memories of being tortured, and imprison them! The almond water they sell are the fruits from their war crimes, and they will never be able to repay for what they have done!|
God damn it! Looks like they blocked the last means of raising attention. There is only one way left... I did not want to risk it, but look like there are no alternatives. I will log into the Almond Water Inc. database with the manager's account I secretly stole, and reveal their dark truthreveal their dark truth.|
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