Ristar and the 3: The 2024 U.S. Presidential Election

= Background =
Ristar and the 3: The 2024 U.S. Presidential Election is the 3rd novel in the “Ristar and the” book series. It originally started as a novelization of the direct to dvd film “Ristar the Movie: 2” however after the movie was completed, Sonic T Hedgehog Studios decided to trade the only copy of the film to the Dante “DVD Muncher” V. Davis for 13 pokemon cards and half of his mcdonalds fries at lunch tomorrow. Davis promptly munched the dvd as he had naturally been planning to do. Despite the film being lost, the novelisation had been completed and was allowed to be released due to some publishing shenanigans. 
= Plot =
Mediator: welcome to the first debate of the 2024  lets welcome in our contestants
Homecoming by Kanye starts playing. Joe Biden walks out and does a pose as shown in Figure A.
On the way to the podium Homecoming ends and someone in production accidentally left on repeat so once Big Brother is over, Good Morning starts playing.
After Biden gets settled and does a few taunts New Slaves by Kanye starts playing.
Donald Trump walks out. He stops to strike the pose shown in Figure B.
Donald walks up to joe and stabs him a little then waves to the crowd.
Donald: Thats right!
The People are cheering.
Donald: Yes… yes, That’s right! It was me all along!
But the People do not know to which event he is referring.
Mediator: ok lets get right…. Into the news!
Donald: why is it always you… dan
Mediator: you know I had to come back for Billionaire’s Challenge 2
Joe: just ask me my first question already numbnuts
Mediotor: ok Joe what is your plan to save the world?
Joe: well let me answer your question with another question
Joe inhales deeply for a few minutes and then spits out an ugly, slimy, gross, disgusting little egg.
After a moment the soft shell is penetrated by a tiny Joe Biden’s Hand.
Joe: Im naming him after myself he shall be called Biden Jr.
The crowd ooos then aaas then gasps. 
Mediator: Our next question for President Biden is “what is biden jr’s first name?”
Joe: i just said it was Biden! Same as me!
Donald: that would make his name Biden Biden 😆
Joe: biden biden JR.! >:|
Mediator: um ok and your response trump?
Donald: no its not, his first name is Trump actually
Mediator: and your response Biden Jr.?
Biden Jr. (who now has his own little podium): BIDEN BIDEN JR JR
Mediator: (ding!) correct. lets move on to the next question. Former Supreme King Trump, how will you save da world?
Joe: im dropping out of the race. Biden Jr. is receiving my full support as the democratic nominee.
Mediator: President Biden its not your tur- wait what?
Donald: obviously eepy joe over here doesnt want me to reveal my plan to save da world, he wants the world to fall to ruin folks! Well alright joe, you win, I'll keep my plan to myself.
Mediator: uh um Next question former Supreme King Trump please tell us your plan to save the world please,,,
Donald: sorry but not only would i never go against joe’s word i legally cant
Joe: wait what are you talking about Donald?
Donald: joe, joe, joe, joe, look down my friend
(Joe looks down)
Donald: ok first off made you look haha idiot can you believe this guy wants to be president? Alright anyway what do you see joe?
Joe: oh shit
Mediator: next question for president biden what is going on?
Joe (wakes up): its an executive order i apparently signed prohibiting donald from revealing his world saving plan
Donald: ya ha ha see i would save the world but Biden wont let me!
Joe: oh but whats this under the executive order… hmmm interesting
Donald: huh wha wait what is it tell me right now
Joe: oh its just an executive order i signed making the minimum age to run for president 0
Trump: no it cant be… can he do that?
Mediator: i guess so
Joe: and now for the first time i will reveal that i, Joe Schmoe Biden Sr., am dropping out of the presidential race, and offering my successor, Biden Jr., up to the ravenous jaws of the electoral college!
Donald: oh yeah well lets see him beat the 36 time presidential debate champion
Mediator: alright your time is up next question. Future President Biden Jr., are you under any kind of restriction such that you cannot reveal your plan to save the world?
Biden Jr.: Nop
Mediator: any response?
Donald: i’d have to disagree! This executive order states biden jr cant reveal his plan either!
Joe: hold on i didnt sign that! Thats not a legal move im calling a judge over
Donald: ha! thats right Joe! You didnt sign it! I did! That was when i ruled the world…
Joe: damnit he got us good Bibi !
Donald: go ahead Biden Jr.! Draw your last pathetic card!
Biden Jr.: My father’s deck has no pathetic cards Donald! I draw! Aha…
Donald: it doesnt matter what you drew.. None of your cards can defeat the invincible Blue Eyes White Skin!
Biden Jr: i play the spell card “Kills You” it lets me discard 1 card to make you die instantly!
Donald: ha you think i dont have a “Kills Kills You” in my hand?
Biden Jr.: thats right i dont!
Donald: well you… uh hey where did it go?
Biden Jr with a suspiciously “Kills Kills You” shaped stomach: well i have no idea
Donald: judge come quick! He ate my card! 
Mediator: do you have proof
Donald: of course i do just look at his stomach… ah! Where’d he go?
Joe: ok now that biden jr is back from the bathroom can i go
Mediator: sorry Joe, Donald was already in line ahead of you
Joe: aw shucks
Donald: no! He went to the bathroom?! The evidence!
Donald rushes to the bathroom.
Donald: if i go at full speed, i can make it before its flushed!
Donald charges forward not even looking where hes going.
Donald: Im gonna make it! I can hear it just started flushing!
Donald zips into the bathroom bouncing off of walls to get to the stall, but right as he gets into the stall he sees the card just slipping out of view. Donald’s life points shattered in front of him. He never returned to the stage that night.
In the end Biden Jr. Announced that his VP would be Trump, in tribute to his tragic passing that night. 
Of course this means there would be no one to perform the duties needed of the VP, so Biden Jr. signed an executive order to let himself appoint a Vice Vice President which he announced would be his father Joe. Unfortunately Joe was sent to the shadow realm just minutes later. 
When asked in the White House Slack who will fill the roles, Biden jr responded  after a week with “Nobody :)”. When taken to court he makes the case that “Theres nothing in the rules that says a ghost cant be Vice President!” and he was right. 
On May 38th Biden Jr. announces at an unscheduled “press conference” that if one more person brings up the “VP Situation” he will sign an executive order mandating the position of President be filled by a ghost. When he is immediately questioned about this, he signs the order then “does it” live on TV.
Headlines read “What Have We Done?”
When the shadow leader enacted Project Euthanasia in 2020, we thought the Nightmare was over. It was just beginning.
In 2032 Jimmy Carter was elected for his 2nd Term.
== Controversy ==
None
== Trivia ==
* the first game
* The author of this book has been lost to time, however some suspect it to be jesus from the bible
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