The Cursed Block

== Chapter 1 - A Dirty USB is Enough ==
[BEGIN RECORDING] 
Start from the beginning, Mr. Lloyd. 
I- I found a USB on the street. 
It was rusty. Some of the black had been scraped off into silver and white, and dust and particulate covered it. I would normally walk right by it, but something compelled me to pick it up. I... I don't know why. I bent down, flipped it over in my hands, scrutinizing every inch of it. A Mojang logo. Scribbled out with marker. There was a label on it: 'the Cursed Block'. Remember it as clear as day, sir- 
And this was on 12 August 2012? 
I- yes. Like, sometime that year. 
After you picked it up, CCTV surveillance recorded you going back to your house. What happened after you inserted the USB into your device? 
I- look, man, I have no damn idea what to tell you- can't I just- you grabbed me from my home, and this is some freaky government thing. 
We'll get you home quicker if you would cooperate, Mr. Lloyd. 
pause Alright. <saved footage 12.8.12> <!--warning: corruption detected--!> 
<!--NOTICE: World metadata indicates that the gamemode had been set to creative. It appears that the data contained within the USB (Exhibit-0-LLOYD) did not exert any obvious supernatural influence, but merely altered the data of the application and bypassed user approval or detection by the device. However, due to detection of overwhelming patterns associated with said supernatural influences, a threat-entity is presumed to have been involved in the creation of Exhibit-0-LLOYD. Any agents of the Bureau assigned to 0-LLOYD must familiarize themselves with the following footage of the game.--!> 
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT] 
Upon loading of the game, the music begins to distort and approach static, intermingled with the faint sound of crying and whispers. The players spawns upon a hill. The grass texture appears to change color and the graphics are high-contrast and incredibly bright. The sky is entirely black. There are no stars. A single glitching, multifaceted moon with a gaping mouth lights the sky. On the horizon, a village is present - any mobs have not loaded in yet. 
The player (assumed to be Interviewee Jack Lloyd, who first found Exhibit-0-LLOYD) looks around frantically, but finds that he is unable to access the settings or exit the program. 
(TO BE CONTINUED) Upon entering the world, the grass was very distorted, the mobs interchanged textures. I solved this by using a block called “The Cursed Block”. I placed the block in the distorted grass and i made a conclusion. It was a block with a creepy smile and all the textures of Whole Minecraft. I was scared. So after that in August 2012 I never wanted to open that world. After many years without playing Minecraft, I woke up in January 2020 and i opened the world, it changed. The blocks were normal, all the mobs behaved normally, and me, I was a bit scared. But when i placed that block, I was teleported to a jail, infinite jail. Like the backrooms, it was very difficult to escape. After that my PC broke and someone knocked the door. It was a packed 3d print of that jail. I never played Minecraft after that.
One day, in 2022, I made a new world, I deleted another world. The deleted world's name was “Here Is The Block”, I made a world named “Here Is The Block” too. After that, I appeared in a glitched world, Maybe its a bug of 1.19, i thought. But then my Minecraft crashed and WHOLE MINECRAFT finished being cursed. So then i created a new world named now “The Best World” and after killing the ender dragon, in the credits screen, MY GUI WAS VERY BAD, and I heard dying mob sounds. After that, goodbye, life. My computer started to close. It was very close to breaking when… It exploded. My whole house down into ashes, into fire, into death, into nothing. After that my house started to move. There was a creepypasta, THE CURSED BLOCK. I was just thinking my life is lost now.
=== Chapter 2 - It Starts Again ===
It was 16 July 2022, Saturday. I entered Minecraft. All the thing WAS OK, and if you don’t know who i am here's the thing: Im Mr. Lloyd. Thank you by all this. Continuing this i used the USB again and deleted the Minecraft world 🌍. It re-uploaded every time I tried it. Here is another of the videos someone records:
So basically, Mr. Lloyd. Why are you very irritated since you found the USB?
Well, basically idk 🤷‍♂️ why. Maybe i was stressed because my sister went to a trip to Spain.
So you were worried because your sister could be in danger. Am i right, Mr. Lloyd?
Yes, you are right. I was worried because the ticket was very expensive and my family had no money for that trip.
I'm so sorry by that, so let’s continue with the USB theme. Did you need to be on the work that night?
Yes, I needed that. I just were missing to the work due to the rainbow color of the USB.
Oh, so basically when you tried it again yesterday what happened?
I needed to scream because i was scared!
Scared? You are never scared.
I can be scared, it is not forbidden, Ricky.
It is not forbidden. It is just something, it is not common from you.
Ok, Ricky. I need some pills I- just… Minecraft is scary, it is just scary.
Can you tell me your experience, Lloyd?
OK.
=== July 16, 2022 ===
It was a normal day for me. I entered Minecraft. All the thing WAS OK, and if you don’t know who I am here's the thing: I am Mr. Lloyd. Thank you by all this. Continuing this I used the USB again and deleted the Minecraft world 🌍. It re-uploaded every time I tried it.
So… I had to enter the world to see what happened. It was another block. It looked like grass and when I touched it the screen said “R0BL0X is better. MINECRAFT MUENCDKEJDSKSKSJSJSJSJSJSJAMAMKAMAMA”. “Mama?” I thought. I talked to my mother and she said “HELP… THEY WANT TO GET ME… MINE-MINE…” I ran away and I fainted and it all exploded. I suddenly crashed and the block was in the real life.
== Chapter 3 - ŠÙĪÇĪĐĘ ==
Three weeks later, on August 6, 2022
I was falling in depression. I was thinking about “suicide”. If you do not know what it means here it is. I would take a pill, which would make my heart stop for 5 minutes, also a pill that would stop my brain for 1 second. They didn't work. I was in a hospital. I was dreaming about a- a block.
OK, LLOYD, TELL US MORE
I left Minecraft, forever and ever. But something pulled me to my gaming chair and putted Minecraft on. There was a small user called… “TCB” and then said “My predictions are on the TQG and the PIB TLW”. 
After all that time… YOU STILL FREAKING SCARED?
Wait what happened? OH MY GOD THE PILLS
Uhh… I just asked if you were still scared after all this time.
No No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2009. It was the early time of Minecraft. Oh wait 😒 virus.
==Chapter 4 - 256 Gigabytes==
What are you doing, LLOYD? 
WHY. DID. YOU MAKE THAT USB?
NO. 
LLOYD, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Your computer's storage is full and it’s 256 gigabytes. The usb weighs 256 gigabytes. How do you even curse a block?
Lloyd, you need to calm down, 256 gigabytes is a common storage size.
Shut up. Tell me.
What about ṅ̶͎͍̹̪̺̳̰̖̘͓̱̰̬̎̋̓̈́͛́̒͆̒̓̓̈͘̚͝͝o̸̮̫̞͇̠̩͈̹͆̾́̀͑͆̇͆̎̉̀͘?
Don't- why are you handcuffing me?
Because your storage is 256 gigabytes too.
THE END.
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