Transcripts 1999-06

Transcripts from June 1999 strips.
==June 7==
Panel 1Kingston is sitting in a lotus position in a field with oddly shaped trees while dressed as Dylan? from The Magic Roundabout. On his right is Dougal, and on his left are Florence and Zebedee.Panel 2Zebedee speaks in Richard's voice.Oi Kingston! You alright? You're right Norman, he do seem alittle out of it... But you are sure you know what, whatcha doing right?Panel 3Richard is holding a homemade bong? in one hand while pushing against Kingston's hat with the other. Norman is holding a syringe in one hand with his other on Kingston's shoulder. All three look stoned.Richard: I mean is sickin' a needle into his heart the right thing ta do?Norman: Trust me! I've seen Pulp Fiction.Kingston (handwritten, vs. typed): BONG! TIME FOR BED!
==June 14==
Panel 1Text-only, with Al appearing in the lower-left corner.Text: S.S.D.D presents...The Difference Between Men and Women.(well, one of them anyway)Al: Trust me!Panel 2Anne is standing in her underwear and staring at a pile of clothes on the bed.Caption: WOMENAnne (thinking): Dammit! I don't have a single bloody thing to wear!Panel 3Richard is smelling his "smiley face with teeth" sweater with a "SNIFF SNIFF"Caption: MENRichard (thinking): Hummm, hose this down with some deodorant and it's still good for a few days!
==June 21==
Panel 1Anne and Richard are in a grocery store, with Richard pushing a shopping trolley.Anne: Richard, when we went out I thought you said we were going food shopping.Richard: Yeah?Panel 2The camera rotates to view the same scene but with Anne and Richard facing the camera. Anne is pointing in the trolley.Anne: Well if we're food shopping, where is all the food?Richard: Although this trolley doe appear to only have alcohol in it there is food too.Anne: Oh? Where?Panel 3Richard points in the trolley. Anne looks down and gestures with her hand.Richard: Look there: by the cans of Smiths, next to the case of Metza discontinued alcopop by Bacardi.Anne: I still can't...Richard: Here by the big bottle of Strongbow.Anne: You call ONE bag of peanuts food do you?Richard: Sure...
==June 28==
Panel 1Richard is topless except for a collar and leash around his neck. He holds up a baton and points to it eagerly as Norman grins at him from the couch, holding a magazine in his hands.Richard: Can I borrow your police baton for an hour or so?Norman: Yeah, sure.Panel 2Kingston looks on in confusion with "? ! ?" symbols over his head, while Norman returns to reading the magazine.Norman: I wonder what he's going to do with that.Panel 3Close-up of Kingston giving an incredulous look.Kingston: Oh come ON! Richard has Anne upstairs and just come down wearing nothing but a leather collar and lead. What do YOU think he's going to do with a long, rounded stick?Panel 4Norman looks up in confusion, tilting his head, as Kingston wags a finger.Norman: Eerrr... Dunno!Kingston: Look, just don't be surprised if it comes back sticky okay.
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