Eldritch Truth

The Eldritch Truth (甘い小さな嘘) is a dark Logic Bomb that drives most individuals who attempt to conceive it to madness. The madness that results is of the type that debilitates the victim to a frothing retarded vegetable. However certain individuals may come to perceive this forbidden truth while keeping their sanity mostly intact, if somewhat shaken.
== Methods to unveil the Eldritch Truth ==
There are several feared methods to reaching this twisted state of a dark Enlightenment.
* Imbibing the Cursed Mio Energy Drink (very rarely works)
*Consuming 99 Madman's Knowledge 
== Revelations of the Eldritch Truth ==
Surviving the experience of abysmal knowledge makes one wise to the true ways of the world.
* Understanding of Mell Rhodes
* Location of the Heart of Darkness
* The Big Cattle conspiracy
* Presence of the Demiurge
* The nature of C0DA
* Allows one to read black metal band logos The only known survivor of the Eldritch Truth is WeskerPawnch via the Mio method.