Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the biological father of Mei Lee and the adoptive father of Tai Lung. He is also the cause of why Teletubbies are evil. His name is a portmanteau of the swear words "sh*t" and "f*ck". In fact, Shifu is ALSO the inventor of swear words - and he taught the Teletubbies how to speak them! Shifu is, indeed, one of the EVILest people in the UnWorld! (Despite not being as EVIL as most Wa-Guys)
Master Shifu is also racist. He has an N-Word Pass. He serves as the deuteragonist of the Kung Fu Panda franchise.
==History==
===Early life===
Master Shifu was born a red panda, which means that he is a panda (hybrid of a black bear and a polar bear) with red discoloration. However, he is NOT a bear. He studied biology on the Teletubby species, and knew about its habitat and behavior. He also learnt Telugu on Duolingo. He got a master diploma at university. Then he travelled to Teletubby Land to investigate Teletubbies and settled there.
===Adulthood===
Master Shifu worked as a teacher for the Teletubbies. He taught them all about swearing and swearing, and how to harass people. Over time, the Teletubbies became more and more EVIL, until when they are almost as EVIL as Shifu himself.
===Late Adulthood===
Master Shifu moved to China and took Po, the only Teletubby that got EVILler than him, as his apprentice. There he became a mentor to the Furious Five, and taught them a sport that he had invented - "Kung Fu" (a portmanteau of "c*nt" and "f*ck"), which is simply beating up your rival violently, until they become so weak so that they almost DIE. He also adopted Tai Lung as an orphan and taught him about this sport. They all starred in the cast in Kung Fu Panda (2008) by NightmareWorks Animation, and would later star in its remakes (nope, that was his daughter Mei Lee) and sequel fourquel (sans the Furious Five who are each in their respective mission in that film). In addition, Shifu fell in love with and married a pink panda (basically a version of his species but with more polar bear DNA), and they gave birth to Mei Lee, with the wife bringing her to Canada after a divorce.
==Trivia==
*Master Shifu is a professional master in Among Us, no matter whether when he is a crewmate or impostor.
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