TM's final goodbye

Hi. I'm one of the creators of the original ThrobbingMeatus account, which has since been blocked. The other creator was my friend. We actually created it at his house, hence why I'm not blocked from writing this.
I know a few accounts like "ThrobbingMeatusIsBack" have been made and other shit like that but I can safely assure you that this is the real deal. I mean I have no way to prove it. You deleted our stories like "Super Realistic Homer" and stuff about Billy and Jimmy getting cancer from the wiki and other nonsense like that, if that helps prove it in any way.
We were actually 16 at the time and we used to come on here and basically annoy the shit out of everyone. It's a long story that ended with us eventually not giving a fuck anymore and we just fucked off. At least I did, I don't know about my friend, he still had the password.
But yeah, really the way you guys handled it was pretty shitty. Someone made a fake post or claim or something saying that ThrobbingMeatus died in real life of actual cancer. I actually browsed and saw that people were happy about it and were basically celebrating the death of someone, just because that person MAY have pissed you off a bit. It's disgusting. If you're going to act like the wiki is professional then fucking act like it. You don't be happy that someone died a horrible, painful death because they trolled you on the internet. It's literally what everyone does. We're sorry for what we did, but Jesus Christ you guys are horrible.
This is the real, certified ThrobbingMeatus signing off for the final time.
Category:Goodbye