Squidward's Suicide vs Suicidemouse.AVI

Vladimyr P. as Squidward's Suicide Light as Suicidemouse.AVI WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE AGAINST SUICIDE MOUSE BEGIN Squidward’s Suicide (0:31): Spitting notes on a sheet at a rodent in the streets So here is your receipt for your defeat on the beat Jumpscare with blurry jpegs? Finding worse copies is tricky. Busy playing Cat and Mouse with the will to live, Mickey? Performance is important, unlike your savvy film glitches You’re Plane Crazy if you think you won’t be sleepin’ with the fishes This wack rat's rap attacks belong in the trash I ended with a bang; you're more of an anti-climax Suicide Mouse (0:51): I didn’t think it was possible to battle a bachelorette And the disses that you spat could have always been better, yet, The voices are loud, you think my ears can’t hear flow that badly? I’m the one that flows Nasty; you overdosed on Krabby Patties! First your clarinet got blown, next your concert got blown Then your brains got blown; now your Suffering’s well Known Your Clarinetland dreams are the only place you exist Swept Bold and Brash off the track, your loss isn’t much of a twist Squidward’s Suicide (1:12): Bars; Indistinguishable, like a sour note; horrid DVDistorted and dysphoric, curling smiles; morbid This rope? I’m all for it! Murmured talk; choked and disrupted Prepare for disappointment, since your win will be corrupted You couldn’t walk the walk so don’t TRy to talk the talk Because you’ll end up like those dead kids when I break you like your music box Get back from me, my concert is my dying commitment. The sights of hell will make you DO IT. And that is Hyper-Realistic It’s sadistic of this mouse if it thinks that it can lurk In my house, without a peep, but that is Not How Raps Work! Think you’re so Epic, Mickey, but every shot you fired missed me “oH yOu’Re So UpSeT” ‘cause you got Abandoned by Disney Suicide Mouse (1:43): You look a little serious, Tortellini is delirious Look at his mental weariness; he must be on his period Subsist with the barrel, but the shells, you can’t resist, Tried spitting a bloody tampon; what came out? A Red Mist! Those lyrics you read, missed, on the sidewalk, like a dead kid You look afraid, bitch, so hide under your bed, squid This morbid joke, hoax, couldn’t even try to hurt me Unlike an old film roll, you couldn’t do me dirty You must be happy-go-lucky, you’re upset? Don’t try to hug me! Your rapping is static, and your rhyme schemes were white noise; fuzzy And your diss was so delayed that this is twice that you’ve been played But your fame had been decayed so I’m sorry I stayed.. (Hoo Hoo!) Squidward’s Suicide (2:14): The formula to my victory; I’ll Patty Steal the key Suicide Mouse (2:17): I’m boo-ing you off of the beat; call it Disney+ your defeat Squidward’s Suicide (2:19): Darkness approches (Suicide Mouse) as the screen cuts to black Both, crying (2:21): Say your “Rock-a-good-byes,” because you won’t be coming back... *two gunshots simultaneously, outro plays* WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Writers: Vlad, Fightmarker, GamingPlush64, ColeDaCole Beat Producer: Dansonn Mixer / Effects: Vlad Cover Art Made by ColeDaCole