Kinderlumper

"Kinderlumper" is a song from the episode, "Der Kinderlumper". It tells the story of the Drusselsteinian mythical figure of the same name.
There are two different versions of the song: one depicting the Kinderlumper as a ferocious figure who punishes misbehaving children by putting them in his gundersack, and another depicting him as a positive figure. The former is sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz, as originally sung by his mother to him, while the latter is partially sung by Roger later in the episode; this version was also taught by their mother.
== Lyrics ==
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|-|Doofenshmirtz's version=
:Der Kinderlumper's probably gonna get ya
:'Cause you've only ever been an awful kid
:Pretty soon he's gonna come and catch ya
:Then everyone will know just what you did
:Because...
:If you make some bubbles in the bathtub
:If you've got saliva in your mouth
:If you ever feel the need to blink your eyeballs
:If he finds you breathing in and out
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
:If you ever drink a glass of water
:If you turn your head just slightly to the right
:If you ever feel the need to use the bathroom
:Then Der Kinderlumper's gonna strike tonight!
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!
:He's gonna get you good!
:Der Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!
|-|Roger's version=
:The Kinderlumper's always going to love you
:And bring you lots of presents while you sleep...
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==Background information==
*The song is styled after the work of jazz musician Cab Calloway, with the song's introduction being a recreation of the live-action intro to the Betty Boop short "Minnie the Moocher"
Category:Songs
Category:Season 4 Phineas and Ferb songs
Category:Villain songs