Dwemer

thumb|right|335 px|Very traditional dwemer mining song recorded by an automaton
==Important things==
Dwemer were a short subrace of nords that really liked steampunk and were smart. They made things like robots and shit. They once made this one fucking big robot called the Numidium that CHIMmed or something.
==The disapearence==
In sometime before skyrim the dwemer disapeared because Kagrenac went all stabby stabby on a heart. No one knows what happened to them. I will now explain some of the most popular theories:
- They became skin to the fucking big robot thingy. This theory is utter and total guar dung! Robots don't have skin so how could the dwemer become its skin? They say something about "soul stacking" and "the third waking way" or some other bullshit to justify this.
- They went away and will return as the enimies in skyrem 2. This is very Probable. The dwemer are not interesting as a mystery. There is no value in keeping them this mysterious achient civilisation of incredible power. It would be much better if they were blurted out at us as generic RPG enimies.
- They became gods. Probably not because how can you kill a god? So naive, shame on you!
== The robots ==
Dwemer men were tired of dwemer women since they all became feminist-blue-haired-no-armpits-shaved people. So, as a escape from dwemer women they desired the perfect woman out of silver and iron.
Another reason why they created the perfect woman is because they're all scroll geeks who live in caves as a substitute to living back to their mothers womb where they all want to go back to.