The Crown

Mee has some superpower problems. Heh.
== Transcript ==
(open to Space Tree and the Commander at that one game board from Episode 21)
COMMANDER: Well, she sounded pretty hot from what I heard...
SPACE TREE: Oh yeah, but we didn't really hear that much, I mean, just that she existed -
COMMANDER: Well still that was enough for me to get an image what she kinda looks like...
(enter Mee)
MEE: Hey everybody, it's Mee Marone. So guys, it turns out that I still have no superpowers.
SPACE TREE: Uh, that's great and all, but we're kind of in the middle of talking about the female Space Tree here and how hot she probably is.
MEE: Well but your female Space Tree can eat me, I'm trying to talk about my superpower problems, which are way more interesting. Now here's my sexy plan. (Space Tree leaves) Oh, well screw you, too.
COMMANDER: You know, having no superpowers isn't so bad, I mean no one else on this ship has them, and we're doing all right...
MEE: Well, but you're just a bunch of total losers.
(cut to the Commander, with tears in his eyes)
COMMANDER: I'm just trying to help, you know... (leaves crying)
MEE: Man, what's up with those guys.
ALLON: (appearing up from the game board) Well, no offense, but you are being kind of an a-hole.
MEE: Well, it looks like it's just us now, Alvin. Just like in the old days, before we both got kicked out of that stupid trio.
ALLON: Wait, I thought that you chose to leave.
MEE: Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I did. It's just (steps backwards, and music starts) the Reginalds didn't turn out quite the way I imagined it... (the camera starts to pan up, then snaps back and the music stops) Because the way I imagined it would've looked something like this. (clasps his hand for a moment) Fwshoo!
(cut to Mee in a throne with a crown, smoking a cigar)
MEE: Hmm, I wonder what I, captain of the Reginalds and richest man in the universe, will do today?
PINKFROSTING88: (steps in) Well, if you'd like to take the day off, (strokes Mee with a tentacle) maybe you'd like to come back to my quarters.
MEE: Heh heh, no thanks. (throws Pinkfrosting88 out by her chin, then walks off the throne Been there, done that. (approaches Reginald, with a blue R-emblazoned body, at a console) Science officer Reginald, set a course for that ship over there; I'm gonna steal his hub caps.
REGINALD: (thumbs up) This plan has my approval!
(they look, startled, off to the right)
SPACE TREE: (off screen) Not so fast, Meelord the Marone Mongoose Marone. (cut to Space Tree and Commander, who is in a Robin outfit) We're here to cramp your style.
COMMANDER: Yeah!
(cut back to Reginald and Mee, in the same pose)
MEE: (leaning in to Reginald, who does not move at all) I'll take the two on the left. (jumps to the right) Mongoose attack! Ghrar! (swiftly morphs into a giant mongoose, still with the crown and medallion)
(cut back to Space Tree and the Commander)
SPACE TREE: Come on, my speculative sidekick, we've gotta take care of this goose cannon!
COMMANDER: Yeah!
MEE: Hey, you're the goose cannon, not me!
(return to reality with a fwoosh)
MEE: Heh, yeah, so that'd be pretty cool, right Aaron?
ALLON: Uh, you know, I can't actually see into your imagination.
MEE: Well, then you're just pretty useless, aren't you? (walks off)
ALLON: (suddenly talking in an evil voice; his pupils are square) Useless like a space fox! Hahahahahahaha!
(cut to Space Tree, watching on a television screen, as the Commander walks in)
COMMANDER: Hey ST, what's G.O.?
SPACE TREE: Well, I was just eavesdropping on Meelord and Allon's conversation.
COMMANDER: Oh, well, that's... pretty messed up.
SPACE TREE: Not as messed up as Meelord's little scenario that he just imagined!
COMMANDER: Really? Er, what happened?
SPACE TREE: Well, I'll tell you what should have happened! (flexes his 'finger' twigs) Woosh.
(cut back to Mee's mongoose form with a fwoosh)
MEE: You can never defeat the Reginalds.
SPACE TREE: Well, you didn't count on my secret weapon. (Pulls out a shotgun and cocks it)
COMMANDER: Yeah!
(Space Tree fires the shotgun at Mee, who recoils with a chest wound)
MEE: Ow. How did you know, that getting a shotgun blast in the chest was one of my several weaknesses? Damn you.
SPACE TREE: Well, you weren't the only one who took that mongoose class in High School.
MEE: I am dead.
(the mongoose falls on the floor, Mee appears)
MEE: Well, that sure was fun. Now that you've killed my Mongoose attack forever, I have no choice but to hand all over my riches to you, Space Tree the Space Tree. while he is talking, a robot rolls by, carrying 6 "box o' riches) And this tiara.
(puts the tiara on ST's trunk, it has a pink heart on it)
SPACE TREE: Uh, can I have that crown instead?
MEE: No, but you can go screw yourself.
(Fwshoo-sound, cut back to Mee, Space Tree and the Commander)
MEE: That's right Space Tree, I'm keeping the crown.
SPACE TREE: Fine, you win this round, Marone, but it's not over.
(he leaves)
COMMANDER: Uh yeah, that was a good fantasy and all, but I think it should have gone more like this. Fwshoo!
(cut to the Commander, Space Tree (wearing the tiara and his sunglasses) and Allon dancing, this is also the end screen)
== Easter Eggs ==
* Let the dancing screen at the end screen finish and then click on the question mark from "The End...?".
=== Easter Egg Transcript: ===
(cut to Allon, Mee and the Commander)
ALLON: Hey, here's what I think should happen. (clasps his hand) Fwshoo!
(nothing happens)
MEE: Nobody cares what you think, Kevin.
(another Commander, in a Robin outfit enters)
SECOND COMMANDER: Yeah.
== Fun Facts ==
* The Commander in a Robin outfit is an inside reference to one of the Ed Atlin's other Flash movies -- specifically his Batman movies -- in that the voice he uses for The Commander is the exact same voice he used for Robin.
* The music for the dancing scene is "get it on (pleasure)" from Feats of Strength, and was previously featured in Space for Rent.
* This episode's sound has a much better quality, that's why this episode is twice as large as normal.
* We see the same R2D2-like robot (seen carrying the Box O' Riches in this episode) from The Marone Mongoose.
== References ==
* Mee's "The Reginalds didn't turn out right the way I imagined it..." with the music refers to the beginning of the Pizza Fort Song from Business Opportunity.
* Ironically, the actual Female Space Tree actually tries to eat Mee in The S Word.
*Episode 50 includes a blooper clip of Mee and Allon trying to act a scene from this episode.
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