The Curse

==Today's Gonna Be a Wonderful Day!==
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:: Anais, for the last time, we just can't afford it.
:: But why?
:: Richard, tell your daughter why we can't go to Daisyland.
:: We're going to Daisyland?!
:: No!
:: But why?
:: Because money doesn't grow on trees, and Daisyland tickets don't just fall from the sky.
:: But you always say that if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
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:: Dad, what are you doing?
:: I'm getting tickets using the power of my mind.
:: That's not gonna—
:: Shh! 
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:: I hate to break it to you guys, but it's not gonna happen, the world doesn't work like that.
:: Gumball Watterson! Get out of this bathroom now!
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:: Today's gonna be a wonderful day, because I got in the shower first! La la la la la la la la la la— Huh? 
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:: Aaah! 
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:: Ahhhhhh...
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: and : Hey, wait for us! 
:: Wait for us!
:: Rocky! Ugh, ugh, ugh... Wait for me— 
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:: Ow! 
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:: Uh, Rocky? ROCKYY!!
==At School==
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:: Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! 
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:: Aghh. Well, it seems like it's just not my day, but that's ok, because it's nothing a good song won't fix! When life hands you lemons, you gotta make some lemonaaaade... 
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:: Darwin, stop it already, it's getting embarrassing.
:: Agh! Ow! Ow! 
:: Gumball! How's it going?
:: Ah, it's great... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THIS IS STARTING OUT TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! It's like I'm cursed or something.
:: Watterson! This school has a dress code. These rags are obscene! Get to the Lost and Found, they'll provide you with something more suitable.
:: But Principal Brown—
:: Uhp!
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==The Lost and Found==
:: There you go, much better.
:: You've gotta be kidding me.
:: I'm sorry, dude, but this isn't the department store you know.
:: Ugh, Rocky, there's gotta be something else.
:: You're in luck! 
:: Ughhh! 
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:: Eh, some people think I'm a fruit, but I'm also classified as a herb.
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:: What?
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:: Where did you get your clothes, the Lost and Found?! Hahaha!
:: Well, actually, yes, I did.
:: Ohh, where did you get your clothes, the circus?! Haha!
:: Dude, we kinda just went over this already. Lost and Found.
:: Where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop?! Hahaha!
:: NNRRGH! WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRAIN FROM, THE DOLLAR STORE?! 
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:: Seven hours detention, for hurting my feelings.
:: WHAT?! But—
:: I'll see you after school.
:: FINE! OW, PAPERCUT! 
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:: Uh, Gumball, are you okay?
:: Everything's great, Darwin, everything's just peachy.
:: Oh, okay!
:: DARWIN, don't take everything I say so literally!
:: Okaaay, what about what you just said now, should I take that literally?
:: No. Yes. No. I don't knowohohohoh... 
:: Talk to me.
:: I think I'm cursed.
:: Hmm, then what you need is a good luck charm.
:: Guys, there are no such things as lucky charms, curses, or tickets falling from the sky, there must be a scientific explanation for what's happening to Gumball, like there is for everything!
:: Oh yeah? How does your science explain the magic of rainbows then, huh?
:: Diffraction of light through moisture in the atmosphere.
:: It's a sad world you live in. Come on, Gumball. 
==At the School Field==
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:: Darwin, how will I know if it's a four-leaf clover?
:: Simple! They've got four leaves and are extremely rare.
:: Rare?
:: They're one in a million! Rarer then the rarest— Found one!
:: Top of the morning to ya!
: and : Oooooo! 
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:: I can already feel my luck changing. Hey look! A lucky foo— 
==Lunchtime==
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:: I'm ready to take your advice now.
:: I knew you'd come around eventually.
:: Now please help me, WHAT'S THE SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS?!
:: Oh, there's no explanation, what's been happening is just a coincidental series of unfortunate events.
:: Huh?
:: Look, I'm just going to have to show you.
==At the Gym==
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:: Ok, opening an umbrella indoors, breaking a mirror, and walking under a ladder are all considered to bring extremely bad luck. Ha, nonsense, and to prove it, you're going to perform all three tasks at the same time!
:: You sure about this?
:: Mathematically, the chance of anything else happening to you, is miniscule.
:: Ohhkay! Here it goes! 
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:: Wow, I guess you were right! 
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:: I guess logic and reason just went down the drain.
:: Hey guys, guys! I've been thinking scientifically, and I think I've figured it out! Yesterday evening, Gumball and I were setting the table for dinner...
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: and : Wow.
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:: It was probably the luckiest thing I've ever seen. So, according to my findings, Gumball used up all his good luck in one day, and that's why today, he is left with nothing but bad luck!
:: That doesn't make sense, but it's the best we got. So the logical conclusion to your nonsensical theory, is that if he can survive today, everything should be normal by tomorrow!
:: Of course!
==Detention==
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:: I'll be right back, Watterson, I've got some important business to attend to. 
:: What? No, don't leave me!
:: You're staying right there because you're in detention!
:: No, you don't understand! I'm in great danger!
:: You're in great danger of getting another three hours detention!
:: Principal Brown, please! I gotta get out of here! No, wait, just do nothing, do nothing, just do... 
:: Sorry, I forgot to slam the door in anger! 
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:: Ok, I think I might go and do nothing somewhere else!
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:: I'm so glad I confiscated this. Watterson! What are you do--
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:: Come on, bad luck, let's get this over with, give me your best shot!
==The Run==
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:: Ow, ow, ow! Ow, I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 
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:: I'm alive! 
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:: Ah, give me a break! Ah, ah, ahhhahah! 
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:: Hahahahahaha! In your FACE, bad luck! I am invincib- No, I can make this! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it!
==At Hospital==
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:: Uh, ugh, what happened?
:: The doctor said you were very lucky to survive, very lucky indeed.
:: Uh? Lucky? This means my good luck has finally returned!
:: Thus proving my scientific hypothesis to be correct.
:: And since science and reason have gone out the window, I suggest we all use the power of our minds to get tickets for Daisyland.
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==Epilogue==
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:​​​​​: One family pass to Daisyland, please. Oh, no, my ticket! Hmm, I wonder to where the wind will take it.
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:: Hey look, a Daisyland ticket! I wonder to where the wind will take it.
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:: Look, Mother, a Daisyland ticket. Mother, I'm wondering to where the wind will take it.
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:: Yay! I wished for snow!
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