Rant On…The Babysitter

Rant On…The Babysitter is the fifth episode of Rant On... and was directed by Mike Mitchell.
== Plot ==
While Mike is being babysat by a girl, Timmy, Brad, and Peter sneak into his house to rant on an horror movie.
==Characters==
*Mike
*Timmy
*Brad
*Peter
*Gabby
*Katie
*Tom
*Eric
*Mike's Mom
== Transcript ==
* Mike: (sighs) It’s a nice Saturday, ya know? No more boring homework to bother you. NOW I CAN WATCH TV ON NETFLIX!
*Random Nerd: Homework is teh bed!!!!!!
*Mike: Get outta here, Random Nerd, your grammar stinks.
*Random Nerd: DOH ONIONS!
* door knocks
* Mike: Oh boy, coming!
* Mike's Mom: It's ok Mike, I'll get it. (opens door)
* Gabby: Hello!
* Mike's Mom: Oh Gabby, your here!
* Gabby: You have a fancy house!
* Mike: Oh no! (hides under couch)
* Mike's Mom: Now Gabby, I'd like to introduce you to my son, Mike! (it points to the couch, which Mike is hiding under. Crickets chirp during this)
* Mike's Mom: Uh, Mike?
* Gabby: Are you saying that your son is a couch?
* Mike's Mom: Mike, get down here or else no more video games for you!
* (Mike comes out of the couch) Mike: Doh, alright!
* Mike's Mom: Good boy.
* Mike's Mom: Now Mike, this is Gabb-
* Mike: Yes, I know her name. I heard the entire conversation.
* Gabby: Hello Mike!
* Mike's Mom: Mike, Gabby will be babysitting you.
* Mike: WHY. THE. HECK. IS. SHE. BABY. SITTING. ME?!?!?!
* Mike's Mother: Mike, I only wanted to do this because everytime I come back home, the house is always messy.
*Mike's Dad: HEY LINDA, ARE YOU DRESSED?!?!
*Linda: Yes, I'm dressed, Peter.
*Peter: Good! (Peter comes down the stairs looking like a bozo.)
*Linda: Peter, you bozo! You didn't even bother to put on something that a gentleman wears?
*Peter: What? I wear this shirt and pants every single day.
*Gabby: Should I just close the door?
*Linda: (throws Peter out of the door) Yes you can close the door, goodbye! (closes the door)
*Gabby: Alright, time to watch TV!
*Mike: Hey! That's my remote!
*Gabby: Too bad.
*5 minutes later, Gabby is asleep while Mike is chatting to Timmy, Brad, and Peter on his Zoom friends meeting
*Timmy: Your saying that your getting babysat by a 19 year old when your literally 15?!
*Mike: Yeah, I told you that almost a zillion times.
*Timmy: Jeez, my mother always left me home alone since I was 4.
*Peter: Me too. You have no idea how many adult films I watched. it was terror…
*Brad: I have an idea guys!
*Mike: Oh, what is it Brad? We're gonna go to the movies to see the new Sonic film?
*Brad: No.
*Mike: Ah, man! Maybe next time.
*Brad: We can review a movie! It’s called The Babysitter focusing around a kid trying to survive a killer babysitter.
*Mike: So it’s horror?
*Brad: Yeah.
*Peter: I have heard of it before. Haven’t seen it, but heard of it in school.
*Mike: I was thinking of reviewing the Sonic film, but okie dokie.
*Mike: But one question, how are you gonna sneak in, exactly? Even if you could knock on the door, my babysitter Gabby is a very deep sleeper. I tried to wake her up by slapping her in the face 100 times, but never woke up.
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