探偵★IAちゃん VS 怪盗☆ゆかりん！ (Tantei★IA-chan VS Kaitou☆Yukarin)

==Lyrics==
Singer	IA	Yukari	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ボクが捕まえるって決めたから 	boku ga tsukamaeru tte kimeta kara 	I’ve decided that I’m gonna catch you,
逃げようとしてもムダなんです！ 	nigeyou to shite mo muda nan desu! 	So even if you have it in your mind to flee, it’s futile!
お手製のからくり道具駆使して 	otesei no karakuri dougu kushi shite 	Making use of these handmade gadgets,
どこまでも追い詰めちゃうぞ！ 	doko made mo oitsumechau zo! 	I’ll track you down to the ends of the earth!
Yeah Yeah Yeah！ 	Yeah Yeah Yeah! 	Yeah, yeah, yeah!
 	 	
ある日学校で昼寝してたら 	aru hi gakkou de hirune shitetara 	One day, when I took a siesta at school,
あたまにたんこぶを作った 	atama ni tankobu o tsukutta 	Something made a bump on the teacher’s head.
金髪の警部がやってきたんです 	kinpatsu no keibu ga yattekita ndesu 	The blonde inspector is on the case!
 	 	
「あなたの明晰な頭脳で 	"anata no meiseki na zunou de 	“One way or another, you’d better catch
ステッキ振り回す強盗と 	sutekki furimawasu goutou to 	That cane-wielding burglar and her black devil
黒い悪魔をどうにか捕まえて」 	kuroi akuma o dounika tsukamaete" 	With your clear intellect.”
 	 	
何これ可愛い！めちゃ可愛い！ 	nani kore kawaii! mecha kawaii! 	What’s this? She’s so cute! So ridiculously cute!
何が何でも持ち帰りたい！ 	nani ga nan demo machikaeritai! 	Whatever it takes, I wanna bring her home with me!
あれこれ触ってなでなでして 	are kore sawatte nadenade shite 	I wanna touch this and that, I wanna stroke and stroke her,
つんつんしてもふもふしたい！ 	tsuntsun shite mofumofu shitai! 	I wanna be prickly towards her, I wanna pat her to death!
 	 	
捕まえるってそう決めたら 	tsukamaeru tte sou kimetara 	Once I’ve made up my mind to catch you,
ありったけのお菓子持って 	arittake no okashi motte 	Then with all the candy I have,
現場へ急行！ 	genba e kyuukou! 	I’ll make haste to the scene of the crime!
 	 	
ゆかりんとうさりんの二人の 	yukarin to usarin no futari no 	I’ve fully predicted the pattern of behavior
行動パターンは予測済みです 	koudou pateen wa yosokuzumi desu 	For that pair, Yukarin and Usarin.
とっちめてふん縛って持って帰って 	tocchimete funjibatte motte kaette 	I’ll take you to task, arrest you, carry you away, come home with you,
色んなとこまさぐるのです！ 	ironna toko masaguru no desu! 	And toy with you in all sorts of places!
 	 	
とっておきのからくり道具を 	totteoki no karakuri dougu o 	When I stuff my trump card,
四次元ポシェットに詰め込んだら 	yojugen poshetto ni tsumekondara 	My finest gadget, in my 4D pochette,
ネコちゃんたちとお弁当広げて 	nekochantachi to obentou hirogete 	It unfolds into kitty cats and bento
お宝の前でのんびり待つのです！ 	otakara no mae de nonbiri motsu no desu!	So I can wait in front of the grand treasure at my leisure!
 	 	
さあさあ今夜も登場☆ 	saa saa konya mo toujou☆ 	Come, come, I’ll make my entry tonight too:
神出鬼没の怪盗！ 	shinshutsukibotsu no kaitou! 	I am indeed a phantom thief!
お宝狙って今日もやってきたよ！ 	otakara neratte kyou mo yattekita yo! 	Today as well, I’m on the scene, aiming for that grand treasure!
 	 	
って、現場についたらお菓子に埋もれた 	tte, genba ni tsuitara okashi ni umoreta	...So I said, but arriving at the location, I’m buried in candy.
見かけない子がいるじゃない 	mikakenai ko ga iru ja nai 	Isn’t there some girl who I didn’t catch sight of?
こっちを見つめてニヤニヤして 	kocchi o mitsumete niyaniya shite 	Isn’t she looking this way? Isn’t she grinning?
手がわきわきしてるじゃない 	te ga wakiwaki shiteru ja nai 	Don’t her hands seem like they’re itching to grab me?
 	 	
まあいいや　どんな敵だって 	maa ii ya donna teki datte 	Well, that’s just fine. Whatever foe you are,
薙ぎ払ってぶん殴ってやっつけちゃうぞ☆ 	hagiharatte bunnagutte yattsukechau zo☆ 	I’ll mow you down, wallop you, and totally finish you off!
 	 	
ゆかりんとうさりんの二人を 	yukarin to usarin no futari o 	If you’re someone who can stop this pair,
止められるもんなら止めてみなさい！ 	tomerareru mon nara tomete minasai! 	Yukarin and Usarin, please try it!
あたしたち最強コンビを 	atashitachi saikyou konbi o 	Just be ready if you’re gonna make an enemy
敵に回すなら覚悟しなさい！ 	teki ni mawasu nara kakugo shinasai! 	Of us, the strongest duo there is!
 	 	
レーザー打ってもムダなんです！ 	reezaa utte mo muda nan desu! 	Even if that laser hits, it’s futile!
フラッシュなんて子供だましです！ 	furashu nante kodomodamashi desu! 	The likes of your flash is mere child’s play!
一撃必殺のぶん殴りだって 	ichigeki hissatsu no bunnaguri datte 	Even a single wallop that would knock me out
盾があれば大丈夫なんです！ 	tate ga areba daijoubu nan desu! 	Is a-OK if I’ve got my shield handy!
 	 	
やっぱりボクの知略は無敵です！ 	yappari boku no chiryaku wa muteki desu!	Sure enough, my ingenuity is unmatched!
なんだか楽しくなってきたじゃない！ 	nandaka tanoshiku natte kita ja nai! 	This has gotten somewhat fun, hasn’t it?
暴れてたらお屋敷があらかた 	abaretetara oyashiki ga arakata 	When we violently rage, I get the feeling that
壊れたような気がするけど 	kowareta you na ki ga suru kedo 	The premises have been destroyed for the most part,
些細なことは気にせずGO!GO! 	sasai na koto wa ki ni sezu GO! GO! 	But without worrying about such trivial things, GO! GO!
 	 	
そろそろ決着の時です！ 	sorosoro kecchaku no toki desu! 	Any moment now, it’ll be time to settle this!
ボクの最終兵器を出すです！ 	boku no saishuu heiki o dasu desu! 	I’m gonna whip out my ultimate weapon!
108本のわしづかみマシーンで 	hyakuhappon no washizukami mashiin de 	With my machine of 108 snatchers,
全部ひん剥いてやるです！ 	zenbu hinmuite yaru desu! 	I’ll do it, I’ll strip you bare!
 	 	
あわわ、煙幕張って逃げちゃおう 	awawa, enmaku hatte nigechaou 	Hey, wait a—throwing up a smoke screen, I’ll beat it.
とりあえず今日は引き分けだよ 	toriaezu kyou wa hikiwake da yo 	For the time being, today is a tie.
お宝は盗れなかったけど 	otakara wa torenakatta kedo 	The grand treasure wasn’t stolen,
あなたの宝物はいただいたからね☆ 	anata no takaramono wa itadaita kara ne☆	But that’s because I took what you treasure instead!
==External Links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Vocaloid Wiki - Image and lyrics source
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