Cannister

== Biography ==
Cannister was born with a chemical unbalance in their brain where for a week at a time, dopamine would flood their brain, making them extremely happy and unreadable, and then would stop producing for a day. During the day off, they would be very sad and agitated due to the lack of dopamine being produced. His parents put up with it until Cann fell into a vat of nuclear chemicals and mutated. During this, they lost all their pigmentation, as well as their organs, rendering them genderless. After this Cannister's parents put him up for adoption, but no orphanage would take them due to their tendency to accidentally destroy things during the influx, and their tendency to fight others during the break. They lived on the streets for a while before they found a random man they dubbed their "father". This man took advantage of Cannister, usually having them steal and to the chores with no pay. That was, until they were kidnapped for ransom by a man from another dimension. This man had a gasoline can for a head, and was therefore called "Big Gasoline Daddy". He held Cann for a ransom until he realized no one would pay for them. Upon realizing this, he brought Cann back to his own dimension, where mystical creatures and odd happenings were common. There, Cannister and Gas got into many shenanigans. They found a puffer fish that followed them around, a rock that lived in their house for a while, and a mafia boss infatuated with murdering them.