Tidus Strife

"If I met someone more mature then Tidus Strife, the internet would collapse from the mature images shown"- Sylux
Tidus Strife, otherwise known as Mike, is one of NR's staff, and is considered to be one of the top 10% of people known to live in the internet. Tidus is a satirical guy, and he has Brawling powers that put Sonic (member) to shame.
==History==
TIDUS IS HALF-MAN, HALF-MACHINE, AND HALF-CHINESE ACROBAT. TIDUS DOES NOT PLAY GAMES. TIDUS IS ANGRY AT MOSTLY EVERYONE AT NR. TIDUS UNDERSTANDS THAT CAPS LOCK IS JUST CRUISE CONTROL FOR SHOWING EVERYONE YOU MEAN SERIOUS SHIT. TIDUS CAUSED BOTH WORLD WARS, NOT HITLER, TIDUS MOTHER PUNCHING STRIFE. THE LAST TIME TIDUS SAW A BABY, HE ATE IT. TIDUS KILLED A MAN THIS MORNING, THEN ATE THE BABY. HE HAD A VERY NICE LUNCH WITH ME THAT DAY. HE LET ME BORROW FIVE DOLLARS.
==Personal Life==
TIDUS DOES NOT HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE, HE LIVES OUT THE LIVES OF OTHER PEOPLE. DO NOT CALL TIDUS, TIDUS ANYMORE. CALL HIM CHARLES WINNEFRED. THATS RIGHT, HE KILLED CHARLES WINNEFRED. MR. WINNEFRED LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS THREE KIDS AND THIER PET CAT WHICH HE PLANS ON RUNNING OVER WITH HIS HUMMER. MR. WINNEFRED WORKS AT A CORPERATION THAT DEALS DRUGS AND SMALL TOYS THAT YOU USUALLY GET WHEN YOU GET A BURGER KING KIDS MEAL. MR. WINNEFRED ENJOYS THE TASTE OF HATE AND CHILDREN.
==Friendships with other people==
THERE ARE NO FRIENDS, ONLY LOVERS. 
<B>THERE ARE NO LOVERS</B>
==Trivia==
*TIDUS INVENTED THE MOON
*TIDUS INVENTED THE CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD, THEN MADE THE COMMON COLD STRONGER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
*TIDUS ONCE RAN A MILE IN 24 OUNCES A MINUTE, THATS RIGHT, HE'S ABLE TO RUN IN OUNCES.
*TIDUS ONCE SAW JOHN F. KENNADY RIDING IN HIS CAR, THE DAY WAS NOVEMBER 22, 1963
*TIDUS ONCE SOLVED A MATH PROBLEM BY BEATING A PUPPY TO THE BRINK OF DEATH. HE GOT A 100 ON THAT MATH TEST.
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