LOST PEAPA PIG EPESODE!!!!!!

I found the ultament lost episode of Peppa Pig , one that hasn't been seen before, one that is more crazy then you mom, This is how it started. I was flopping my meat for the seven time today until there was a kock a my FRONT DOOOOOR! Who could it be? I slowly putted my meat away and walked to the front door SLOWLY. Oh, and i forgot to tell you about myself, so let me introduce myself. My name is Officer Michael, and I worked with the A.B.P.D for about ten or so years no- wait, wrong story, FUCK!! Well anyways let me introduce for real this time.` The soft glow of the fluorescent lightbulbs that hung across the ceil- OMG WRONG STORY AGAIN, FUCK ME!. 
Aright for real this time, Im 20 years old and I live with a step father that took pictures when I was in the shower, I don't know why I told you that but lets move one with this story. So when I got to the door, there was a box in the middle, WHAT COULD IT BE?????? I took it back inside and open it what is sall made me jump and hit my head on the moon. It…was….PEPPA PIG, I couldn't believe it! What should i do? I ran into my peppa pig fan room and closed the door and put the tape in my VSH player, and the episode starred up.
The juicy episode starded up and the FBI warning said “ If you watching this, fuck you”.
What the fuck did it say? I ignored it and continue watching. For some reason, there is no intro into the episode and instead it said “PIGS VS BACKYARD GANG” I was shiting bricks at this point but i continue watching. It slowly zoomed in the back of the house where Peppa was smoking a cigarette and while her little brother george was vaping watermelon ass. They where doing just fine untile a car pulls up in there drive way. It…it…was…THE backyardigans. WHAT? You got to be yanking my dick if this is how it going. The five animals came out of the car with straps on there side, one of them said “why the fuck are this mother fuckers here?” Peppa said in a gangstas voise.
Then out of nowhere, The teletubbies come out and start shooting at the backyardigans. Thats it! In the backyardigans if you separate the backyard word in the name, it spells “gans” IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!! But anyways the teletubbies won in the shooting and they said all together “UH OH!” then i saw Satan come out of Peppa's house and he was doing the shadow reader danse and Jesus came out of heaven and came to box him in a boxing match. THIS IS SO CRAZY! Then something unexpected happened,My TV exploded! WHAT THE FUCK? How could this happen? It wasn't until my brother came in and said “ HOLY SHIt, IM DEFFLENTY GETTING MY V BUCKS BACK IF THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL”
Then after that i went on with my day and beated my meat for the fourteenth time today. What a bizarre story today IM I RIGHT? Well if this gets on the shadow readers channel I must say, My mom caught me beating my monkey at my grandmas house if you know what im mean. But something els happen. When i was sleeping in my backyard i sall Laa Laa with a porn tape in my bushes. Now this is weird scents no one spied on me for the last 2 weeks, The last persian was a big fat pig who looked like the pigman from “Playtime Is Over” but then no one els came after that. So i put the VHS in and watched it, God it was horny as shit. It was all the teletubbies having a orgy. I WAS SO HORNY AS FUCK AT THE TIME A FLOP MY MEAT SO HART THAT IT CUM OFF. After that I died. Idk know how, or what. I just did. Thanks the shadow reader.
in fear, surprised as your eyes widen,
Your mouth goes dry with each patted breath
You try to scream, your mind begs to leave
Glued to your computer screen
The killers, they slash, the tapes burn and crash
The cartridge you bought will be your final haunt
The rituals of hate will seal your fate
The tears you shedded 
Will be from the fear gripping, horror-driven,
Nightmarish, gore-filled, terrorizing, hateful,
Burning, violent, rage-inducing, knife-slashing,
Blood splattering, silent screams
Only time will tell if you will escape this song right now,
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Your pathetic screams will not be heard in any way,
Because your nightmares will come at any day...
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Written by HorrorActraction aka Spectateion.