Porky Minch

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==Summary==
Porky Minch (Translated as Pokey Minch in the localization of Mother 2), is a recurring antagonist in the Mother Series, as of Earthbound/Mother 2. He is the neighbor of Ness in the suburbs of Onett, and it first appears that he and his family despise Ness's, due to a donation they made that left them in poverty as a result. He betrays Ness and co on multiple occasions, most notably during the final battle with Giygas, where he fights alongside said entity. He later reappears in Mother 3, where he is known as a tyrant, and a dictator, and has traveled through time so much that his body has become biologically immortal. His final appearance shows him sealing himself within the Absolutely Safe Capsule, never being able to come back out again.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: physically. with the Spider mech | physically. with the Bed mech | 
Key: Mother 2 | Mother 3 | In the Absolutely Safe Capsule
Name: Porky Minch (Pokey in the Mother 2 English translation)
Origin: EarthBound
Gender: Male
Age: 10 to 13 (Mother 2). Believed to be 10,000 years old in Mother 3, although age no longer applies to him.
Classification: Ness' neighbor, bully, Giygas's right hand man | Tyrant, Master Porky, King P
Powers and Abilities:
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|-|Mother 2=Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Social Influencing (Manipulated Monotoli, the mayor of the city of Fourside, who has garnered so much power in the region that the police force take oaths to protecting him first above any other occupant of Fourside. Manipulated an entire army of people from different universes into worshiping him as a godlike figure. Established an entire empire in which everyone is completely loyal to him and will do whatever he says to the point where people would call this "brainwashing"), Statistics Reduction (via Gas discharge which decreases both offense and defense to all enemies), Time Travel and Dimensional Travel (His Spider Mech allows him to travel throughout Time and Space at will. Confronted the Chosen Four in The Cave of the Past, and even stated that he would sneak away to another era to think about his next plan after Giygas's death. During the events of Mother 3, it was revealed by Leder that Porky had been traveling to different universes to expand his army, but was eventually shut off from all other universes resulting in him tumbling to the Mother 3 universe), Immortality (Type 1; Once he used his mech to travel to the past, age no longer had an effect on him. Later in Mother 3, he confirms that he has eternal life), Self-Sustenance (Type 1, 2, and 3; His own body aged rapidly as a result of traveling throughout Time and Space. Never fatigues as his Mech is doing all the work for him and claims to be unkillable. Can survive even when he is isolated for all of eternity)
|-|Mother 3=Same as before, Explosion Manipulation, Paralysis and Uncontrollable Crying, Life Absorption, Energy Projection, PK, Telepathy, Telekinesis, Forcefields, Regeneration
|-|Absolutely Safe Capsule=Invulnerability and Resistances (The Absolutely Safe Capsule allows Pokey to be protected and unharmed by anything in his own Universe. This includes any form of physical and psychic attacks)
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Attack Potency: Unknown physically. Town level via the Spider mech (Has not demonstrated any feats physically. Fought the Chosen Four at the same time using the Spider mech, who are comparable to each other except Ness. However, the battle was short lived and interrupted, not to mention it was mostly him monologuing. Had help from an unaware Giygas and other details of the fight [such as who hit who] are vague) | Below Average Human level physically. Town level via the Bed mech (Is a sick old man incapable of moving, requiring a mech to do all the work. The Bed Mech is implied to be much stronger than the Spider Mech used in Mother 2, as the latter is merely kept in his collection instead of being used for fighting) | Unknown (Is trapped inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, making him unable to interact with what's outside it or even move on its own)
Speed: Relativistic+ (Was able to fight End Game Mother 2 cast, who in turn are vastly superior to Early Game Ninten) | Relativistic+ (Superior to the Spider Mech used in Mother 2. Can keep up with Lucas and the rest of the party) | Immobile 
Lifting Strength: Unknown physically, Class M with Spider Mech | Below Average Human physically, Class M with Bed Mech | Unknown
Striking Strength: Unknown physically, Town level with Spider Mech | Below Average Human level physically, Town level with Bed Mech | Unknown
Durability: Unknown physically, Town level with Spider Mech (Can tank heavy blows from Paula, Jeff, and Poo) | Below Average Human level physically, Town level with Bed Mech (Able to take blows from Lucas and the rest of the party) | Low Multiverse level, likely Multiverse level (Physical and Psychic attacks have no damage output on him. Survived the reset of reality, even after the concept of evil had been erased. He also claimed that he and the dragon would be the only ones alive if all of life was to be destroyed)
Stamina: He doesn't fatigue since he never engages in direct combat (the mech is doing all the work for him), and claims to be unkillable
Range: Extended melee range. Hundreds of meters with attacks. Low Multiversal, likely Multiversal via Dimensional Travel (Can travel through eras and timelines, doing so for thousands of years)
Standard Equipment: <tabber>
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* Standard Equipment: Spider Mech
** Optional Equipment: Time Distorter
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* Standard Equipment: Bed Mecha
** Optional Equipment: Time Distorter, Mecha-Porky, Chimeras, Absolutely Safe Capsule
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Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius (Was able to manipulate as he wanted Geldegarde Monotoli, who himself is the major of Fourside, to do whatever he wants to. Stole from the father of Jeff Andonuts, Dr. Andonuts, the Time Distorter, and was able to improve it from being able to travel between space and time as he wishes to, without the risk of getting his organic body destroyed while travelling unlike Dr. Andonuts' final version. Was able to lead Giygas in the fight against the Chosen Ones until the latter went in his Unsealed state. Used his Phase Distorted to not only bring other people from other timelines to the MOTHER 3 one, where he was located and was even alone at first, but even brainwashed them to turn them in soilders to create his own army using the DCMC songs, with the members of the band not even being aware of such until it was revealed the truth. Was able to corrupt Locria to follow his destructive plans despite the Magyspies' purpose is to protect the Seven Needles from the unworth hearts. Managed to fully understand the PSI nature despite not being able to use it on his own, such as creating a PSI counter device on his Bed Mecha or kidnapping Claus and turn him to a robot under his control, while still maintainig his PSI potential and keeping the secret around his true identity for years) 
Weaknesses: Pokey is cowardly, lonely, sadistic, hypocritical, and had a genuinely bad childhood. Vulnerable to Brainshock and Paralysis. Once inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, he can no longer interact with the world around him and is thus isolated for all of eternity.
Notes: While the Absolutely Safe Capsule protects him from any harm, it also prevents him from harming others, and he's trapped in it forever, long after the Sun swells up and dies.
Notable Attacks and Techniques:
*Charge forward: Charges at a target to deal heavy damage.
*Tears into target: Stabs target to deal heavy damage.
*Gas discharge / "Pokey coughed something up!": Decrease in offense and defense to all enemies.
*"!? ...What did Porky do?!": Physically attacks multiple enemies to deal medium damage.
*"?! ...What did Porky do?!": Throws one or multiple bombs/energy projectiles at all enemies to deal heavy damage.
*PSI Counter Device: Creates a shield that reflects Psychic attacks. Lasts for a few hits but can be layered.
*"Porky sprayed something of sort sort": Numbs (paralyses) an enemy.
*"Porky sucked something up": Absorbs an enemy's HP.
*"Porky did something": Causes crying (decrease in accuracy) to all enemies.
==Notable Matchups==
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