Working is Fun

Working is Fun is an episode of the season 351 of SpongeBob SquarePants. In this episode, SpongeBob wants to prove Patrick that working can be fun.
==Characters ==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Sandy Cheeks (mentioned)
*Gale Doppler (mentioned)
*Fred (off screen)
* Incidentals
==Transcript ==
(Patrick’s rock opens, Patrick yawns, gets up and starts walking to SpongeBob’s house. SpongeBob appears, he’s playing with a yo-yo)
SpongeBob: Hey Pat! Still wearing your pajamas?
Patrick (tired): I couldn’t find my pants…
SB: Don’t you usually wear them under your pajamas?
PS: Right! (Rips off his pajamas and suddenly gets happier and more active, then he gets sad) Oh… That was my last pajamas… (turns around) Bye SpongeBob, (starts walking) I’m gonna buy some paja- (turns around fast) Wait a second… Why aren’t you at work?
SB: It’s Sunday Patrick, I don’t work today!
PS: But I thought Gale Doppler said it was cloudy today…
SB: (slaps his own face) Look Patrick… (A calendar shows up out of nowhere) Sunday is the seventh (SpongeBob points Sunday in the calendar cloud) day of the week, during Sunday, (Patrick laughs while looking at the calendar) most people don’t have to work and can rest (Patrick tries to touch the calendar cloud) and get ready for their next week of work! (the calendar cloud disappears before Patrick touches it).
PS: Well, to me, Sunday is just the day in which I can’t buy any food or pajamas because the shops are closed. Oh wait-
SB: And they’re closed because people don’t work on Sunday!
PS: Oh… I wish I could feel the joy of not having to work for a day!
SB: Then, you could get a job.
PS: (laughs ironically) Jobs are for boring people who enjoy doing boring tasks to get boring money to spend on boring stuff!
SB: (gasps) No, Patrick! Working isn’t boring! Working is fun!
PS: Oh yeah? Remember that time I worked at the Krusty Krab? Or that time I worked at the Krusty Krab!? Or even worse… Remember that time I worked at the Krusty Krab… KATERING!?
SB: Look Patrick, no more Krusty Krab! This time you’re getting the least Krusty Krabyish job ever!
PS: B-But you always say you have the most fun work in this world!
SB: Yeah, maybe I said that, but it’s just not your thing! Maybe working as a musician, an artist or something else would be more fun to you!
PS: Pff… (whispering) You just gave the two most boring jobs ever as examples.
Squidward: I heard that!
SB: How did you even hear that? I didn’t. (whispering on Patrick’s ear) What did ya say?
PS: I said “working is boooring!”
SB: (gasps) That’s the last time you’re saying that!
PS: It’s not! Working is boring! (SpongeBob gasps) Working is boring! (SB gasps)
SB: That’s it! We’re finding a job for you!
(bubble transition)
PS: AH!!! THE CIRCUS!?
SB: What’s the problem?
PS: I’m a clown hater, SpongeBob!
SB: Alright, alright! Let’s find another one!
(bubble transition)
PS: No… No! Not a graveyard!
SB: I’m running out of job ideas…
PS: ALREADY!?
SB: Don’t you worry Pat, I will-!
PS: You know what? I’m choosing this time!
SB: Sure! What’s your idea?
(bubble transition, they’re in front of the Chum Bucket, SpongeBob is confused, Patrick is happy)
PS: What d’ya say? Huh?
SB: Listen up Patrick, even the graveyard was a better choice.
PS: But-!
SB: Patrick, WE’RE LOOKING FOR A FUN JOB, REMEMBER!?
PS: Oh yeah, I forgot!
(bubble transition, they’re walking on the street)
SB: Oh, we’re never gonna find a fun job for ya… Hey! I have an idea! What if you made a show about you and your family!?
PS: (starts laughing) Worst idea so far! If I made a show it’d be about you and me having adventures!
SB: Really!?
PS: Yeah! The first episode would be about you getting your job! The next episode would be about you trying to get rid of a shell on your lawn. And then an episode about you meeting Sandy for the first time!
SB: Hey, that sounds very fun!
PS: Yeah, it really does…
SB: Then why don’t you start making it!?
PS: Nah, that sounds very boring… (silence, Patrick rips his pants off, showing a executive uniform) Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to work (starts walking, SpongeBob is confused).
SB: (starts walking with Patrick) Work!?
PS: Yeah, remember what I said about clowns? That I hated’em and all that?
SB: Well, now I do.
PS: I changed my mind and tried to get the job, and luckily, I passed the interview!
SB: But… Patrick I’ve been with you all day, when did you…?
PS: Do all of that? That’s simple… I didn’t! (rips off his clothes to show clown clothes)
SB: Oh! So you didn’t have the interview yet! (laughs)
PS: I can’t believe you didn’t ask why I was wearing those executive clothes, that was disappointing, it was my favorite part of the joke.
SB: Sorry, I was about to ask it but I thought that was normal as the joke went on. You having the interview was far more confusing!
PS: Well, what if I told you that’s actually possible?
SB: Huh?
PS: I can make clones of myself just by cutting a part of my body! (proves it) So I could’ve had the interview without you noticing.
SB: Oh woah! But did you?
PS: Nope, I have the interview in a few minutes!
SB: Wait, if you can just clone yourself… That means you could just skip work everyday! Your clone could work without you doing anything!
PS: Oh… You’re right. So I guess I’ll never know how it feels to have a special Moonday…
SB: Sunday. Oh, but Patrick, what if you just didn’t clone yourself!?
PS: No, no, no… It’s settled SpongeBob, I’m not working, I guess my only work in life is not working, and that’s a job I can actually enjoy! (goes home)
SB: Huh, but-
PS: C’mon, Bob! Get inside, this is one of the few jobs you can work at during Sunday!
SB: Fine, but who’s gonna pay us?
Squidward: (off screen): Well… (in screen) If you don’t bother me during my special Sunday, I’ll give you three plunks!
SB & PS: Great!
PS: Wait, what’s a plunk?
SB: It’s a synonym of dollar! Good night Pat, good night Squidward!
Timecard: [The Next Day]
(SpongeBob and Patrick yawn and get up)
SB: I’m going to my house to get ready for work!
PS: And I’m going to the pajamas shop!
Squidward: Wait! Here you have your three plunks! (extends his hand)
SB: Where? I don’t see any- (Squidward hits SpongeBob and Patrick three times and starts laughing) Oh right, I forgot plunk is also a synonym of dry blow (the episode ends with the camera’s iris on Squidward’s head, cutting it off).
Squidward: Okay, I kinda deserved that.
Fred: Oh, brother, THIS EPI-!!! (Fred’s line gets interrupted by the episode’s ending)
==Reception==
This was easily the episode of season 351 with the worst reception, becoming many people's least favorite episode when it first aired.
==Trivia==
*Fred's line wasn't cut off in the Latin Spanish dub.
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