That '90s Show/Quotes

:Lisa: Mom! I didn't know you went to college!
:Bart: Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me!
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:Marge: Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
:Homer: Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's Lisa.
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:Young Comic Book Guy: And that is why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed!
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:(Moe is trying stealing a man's watch, but the man sees him.)
:Moe: Oh, I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I--I--I was just coming on to you.
:Man at Bar: Okay, let's go back to my place.
:Moe: Oh, boy.
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:(The Simpsons are all huddled up near the fireplace.)
:Marge: We wouldn't be in this trouble if you just paid the heating bill!
:Homer: I thought global warming would take care of it is. Al Gore can't do anything right.
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:Homer: You applied to college? Why didn't you tell me?
:Marge: I did tell you.
:Homer: I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage! And as I recall, I was against it.
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:Homer: (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous.
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:Marge: Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?
:Homer: Even Walt Disney?
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:Homer: He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
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:Homer: You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together...
:Marge: I'm sorry, I don't want to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
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:Marge: (gasps as she bursts into Homer's mansion) Oh, my god, you're a junkie!
:Homer: (moaning) I need it...
:Marge: I'm getting you off this stuff!
:Homer: But I need it!
:Marge: No, you don't!
:(Back to the present)
:Marge: Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin. Homer really did need those injections.
:Homer: I had become diabetic from drinking too many Frappuccinos.
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:Marge: There is a part of our past that we haven't told you kids about. A turbulent part.
:Bart: Come on. More turbulent than now?
:Lisa: We're in every kind of therapy!
:Homer: Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s.
:Bart: The '90s? Never heard of it.
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:[When Marge enters Professor Stephan's library]
:Marge: Have you really read all these books?
:Professor Stephan: Morally, I couldn't display them on my shelves if I hadn't. But I watch sports as well, just like a regular man. [turns on the TV to a football game] Good goddess! The Patriots are deep in Redskin territory. This isn't entertainment, it's genocide! [sobs]
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