I Had Sex With a Robot

I Had Sex With a Robot is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode.
The episode was made by and aired on Nickelodeon on November 19, 2023.
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Robot
==Transcript==
(SpongeBob is in his living room, polishing his collection of bubble wands. Patrick barges in, looking excited.)
PATRICK: SpongeBob, SpongeBob! You won't believe what happened today!
SPONGEBOB: (smiling) What's up, Patrick?
PATRICK: (grinning) I had sex with a robot!
SPONGEBOB: (raised eyebrow) Sex with a robot? Seriously, Patrick?
PATRICK: (nodding enthusiastically) Oh, yeah! It was this high-tech, mustachioed robot in Jellyfish Fields. We had hot steamy fancy sex, and it was amazing!
SPONGEBOB: (sarcastically) Oh, how wonderful. Sex with a robot in Jellyfish Fields. That's totally normal.
PATRICK: (ignoring the sarcasm) You should have seen it, SpongeBob! The robot had the fanciest cock.
SPONGEBOB: (annoyed) Patrick, are you sure you're not just making this up?
PATRICK: (defensive) Why would I make up something like that? It's true, I tell ya!
SPONGEBOB: (angry) Because, Patrick, it's always some ridiculous story with you! Sex with a robot? Really?
PATRICK: (hurt) Well, excuse me for having interesting adventures! I thought you'd be happy for me.
SPONGEBOB: (crossing his arms) Happy for you? I'm just tired of your made-up stories, Patrick. It's hard to take you seriously.
PATRICK: (pouting) Fine! If you don't believe me, I guess I'll just have to go have sex with the robot again without you.
(SpongeBob rolls his eyes, still annoyed.)
SPONGEBOB: Go ahead, Patrick. Have fun having imaginary sex with your imaginary robot.
(Patrick storms out, and SpongeBob sighs, frustrated by his friend's constant tall tales.)
THE END...
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