Plumber

It was afternoon in the Girls' Room at a local middle school. Two teenage girls walked into the restroom, having a social chat. "So," said one of the young ladies, "Guess which boy sat next to me on the bus this morning?" "I'm out of guesses," said the other girl. "Nick Nickels," said the first girl. "Yeah, him." "Wow!" said the other girl. "You are the luckiest girl alive!" "Yeah, I know," said the first girl. "So, did he literally ask you out?" asked the other girl. "Not yet," was the answer. Then the first girl turned on the sink to wash her hands, but no water came out. "Hey, no water is coming out!" said the girl. "This requires further repair."
Just then, the two girls heard a loud sound from above. "Do you hear that?" asked the second girl. "It sounds like someone is descending from the atmosphere." And indeed someone was. It was the plumber, who crashed through the roof and landed on the girls' heads. "Ow! Get off of my head! You've given me brain damage!" said the girls. The plumber hopped off of them. "Behold!" he said. "I am plumberberberberber!" "What?" asked the girls. "Plumberberberberberber," said the plumber.
After the plumber recognized the broken sink, he said, "Oh yes, I can repair that!" he grabbed his hammer and started smashing the sink to pieces. The girls screamed in horror. "What are you doing?!" they shrieked. "I'm repairing it, obviously!" answered the plumber. Then he looked at the mirror. "This mirror is dirty," he said. He grabbed his bucket, ran into a stall, and filled the bucket with toilet water. He sloshed the toilet water all over the mirror, and smashed it to pieces with his hammer. "Don't worry," he said to the girls. "I don't believe in bad luck." Then another girl walked in to the bathroom, followed by her teacher. The teacher and the other girl screamed at the mess in the bathroom. "Hi, fellow beings!" said the plumber. "I am plumberberberberber!" Then he grabbed his hammer and started smashing the stalls because they had vandalism on them. "No stalls, no vandalism," he said. "You're crazy!" shouted everybody. "Nutty! Loony cuckoo!" The plumber just grabbed his screwdriver and gave it to the girl. "Use the boys' bathroom" he said. The girl screamed and through the screwdriver back at the plumber. The plumber ducked and the screwdriver hit the teacher in the nose.
"Hey, you broke my screwdriver!" shouted the plumber.
"Hey, you broke my nose!" said the teacher, wincing in pain.
"Don't worry, I can repair that!" said the plumber. He grabbed his plunger and stuck it to the teacher's nose and pulled on the stick of it. "Dang it, this thing is stuck!" he said, trying to pull off the plunger. Finally he got it off, taking the teacher's head with it. This sent him flying into the air, crashing into the girls and through the wall, and into the boys' room. There, the girls fell on the floor and actually saw Nick Nickels washing his hands, and leaving. The girls were way too tired and damaged to follow him. The plumber fainted, and when he came to, he ran out of the boys' room, shouted repeatedly, "Don't worry, I can repair that! Don't worry, I can repair that! For I am plumberberberberber!"
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 9 Minifigures