Forest King

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT: FOREST KING is an anomalous entity guarding multiple forests in the region of [REDACTED], hypothesized to be previously contiguous with one another before human intervention. 
Subject appears to be non-aggressive, and their prescence in areas during ecological disasters having been statistically proven to accellerate restoral of ecosystem services afterwards; along with anomalous growth rates and "evolved" forms of organisms* appears to show a net positive ecological influence.
Entity appears to only "attack" when physically injured,  with multiple recorded "war forms" based on state of injury, including those coloquially known as FIRECROWN, MANFISHER, KNIGHTSTALKER, ERLKING REGICIDE, and several others subject to classification. It is unknown whether or not these forms are related to possibly similar "nicknamed" anomalous organisms such as [REDACTED]
Due to these forms, the G.U.F.F. must advise you all, DO NOT ATTACK SUBJECT. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INJURE SUBJECT FOR THE SAKE OF MATERIAL UTILIZATION OR PERSONAL ENHANCEMENT. 
THERE ARE NO METAPHYSICAL RESOURCES TO BE GAINED FROM THE MUTILATED PIECES OF SUBJECT. SUBJECT WILL PURSUE YOU UNTIL ANY AND ALL "TROPHY PIECES" ARE RETURNED. YOU HAVE A STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT CHANCE OF DEATH, AND A FURTHER STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT CHANCE OF DYING IN EXTREME PAIN!
ALL KNOWN METHODS OF INJURY TO SUBJECT CAUSE SHIFTS INTO "WAR FORM," NO MATTER WHAT ATTEMPTED "FOOLPROOF" METHODS OF SUBDUAL USED. SUCH INCIDENTS COST THE G.U.F.F. MILLIONS IN THEIR LIMITED RESOURCES TO SUBDUE SUBJECT AND RESTORE MUTILATED PARTS! 
YOU WILL BE FINED AND GIVEN MULTIPLE DECADES OF MANDATED COMMUNITY SERVICE IF YOU ARE NOT DECEASED BY THE END OF THIS INCIDENT! MULTIPLE RECORDED ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE EACH YEAR, WHICH IS WHY WE ISSUE THIS WARNING.
DO NOT TRY TO KILL THE FOREST KING. IT IS NOT WORTH IT.
*Check pamphlet PENULTIMATE LIFEFORMS AND EVOLUTION STAGES for details on the nature of "evolution" in anomalous entities.
== Author Commentary ==
So, I discovered Pixabay, which is basically perfect for the sort of shoopery I do, and I tried to make this deer entity from it. Which I thought looked akin to the Deer God from Princess Mononoke, so I decided to have fun with it in a nod to realism, because you know if something like that existed in the US parks system, multiple dumbasses would try to kill it despite it being an extremely terrible idea.
Tho, it is lucky it's not linked to the sorts of resource conflicts like in the film that inspired it. Cause, in the past when G.U.F.F. has had to make those sorts of decisions, it has gone... poorly. Though they'd be better about them now, they say. They hope.
As with all the G.U.F.F. stuff, this enigmatic entity is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
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Category:G.U.F.F. Entries