Nat and the Nachos

Nat and the Nachos is the thirteenth episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Nat Peterson is eating nachos at the Krusty Krab)
Nat: Wow, these nachos sure are cheesy!
SpongeBob: You’re welcome, si-
Squidward: (moans loudly) Oh yeah, that’s the spot.
SpongeBob: Squidward, I think your libido is showing.
Nat: Suddenly I’m not hungry for these nachos anymore…
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!
Squidward: Why is it so white?
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Looks like that cost me another paying customer.
SpongeBob: Sorry, Nat, you should really finish your nachos. They do look really delicious.
Nat: Uh, okay… I guess I can finish these. No use in letting food go to waste.
SpongeBob: Great! Enjoy the rest of your meal, Nat!
Squidward: (leering) Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
Nat: Uh, yeah. It definitely is hot in here.
Mr. Krabs: (rolls eyes) Squidward! Out!
Squidward: Aww, come on!
Mr. Krabs: OUT!
Squidward: (sighs) Alright, alright, I'm going. (exits)
Nat: Phew. That was uncomfortable.
SpongeBob: Sorry about that, Nat. I promise that doesn’t happen often.
Nat: It’s okay. I’m just glad he’s gone.
SpongeBob: (laughs) You and me both!
Nat: (chuckles) Well, I better finish these nachos before they get cold.
SpongeBob: Enjoy!
Nat: Will do!
SpongeBob: Let me know if you need anything else!
Nat: Sure thing, SpongeBob. Thanks.
SpongeBob: No problem!
Nat: (happily munches on the nachos)
SpongeBob: (smiles) Ah, a satisfied customer.
Mr. Krabs: What’s that now?
SpongeBob: Nothing, Mr. Krabs. Nothing at all.
Mr. Krabs: (nods) Alright then. Carry on.
SpongeBob: Right away. (smiles to Nat)
Nat: (smiles back and continues enjoying the nachos)
Mr. Krabs: By the way, SpongeBob…
SpongeBob: Yes, sir?
Mr. Krabs: (slaps SpongeBob's head with a dollar bill)
SpongeBob: Ow!
Mr. Krabs: Thanks for reminding him to finish his nachos! The customer's always first!
SpongeBob: Right you are, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: (nods and rubs his hands together in glee) Money, money, money!
Nat: (giggles)
SpongeBob: (smiles and shakes his head) Well, that's just Mr. Krabs for you.
Nat: (chuckles) I guess so.
SpongeBob: Well, enjoy your nachos, Nat!
Nat: You bet I will! Thanks for the help, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: You're welcome!
Mr. Krabs: (grumbles to himself) Money, money, money…
SpongeBob: (smiles) Ah, Mr. Krabs and his money.
Nat: (laughs) It never changes.
SpongeBob: Nope, it never does. (chuckles)
Nat: (smiles) Alright then, I better finish up these nachos.
SpongeBob: Enjoy!
Nat: Thanks again.
SpongeBob: Anytime!
Mr. Krabs: (mumbling under his breath) Money… money… money…
Nat: (smiles and resumes enjoying his nachos)
SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs: (look at each other, then smile)
Nat: (finishes his nachos) MMMM, that was delicious.
SpongeBob: Glad you enjoyed it!
Nat: Indeed I did. Thanks again, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Anytime, Nat!
Mr. Krabs: (smiles) Good day to you, sir.
Nat: (smiles and bids farewell) Bye!
Mr. Krabs: Bye!
SpongeBob: Bye, Nat! Have a nice day!
Nat: You too!
Mr. Krabs: (smiles) From nachos to money… that was a good exchange!
SpongeBob: (laughs) You said it, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: (smiles) Now let's get back to work.
SpongeBob: Right away, sir! (heads back to work)
Mr. Krabs: (follows after SpongeBob, mumbling about money)
Nat: (leaves, feeling satisfied and full)
Squidward: (pops up out of nowhere) You missed me, didn't you?
Nat: (screams and runs away)
Squidward: (laughs) I gotcha!
Mr. Krabs: (rolls his eyes) Get back to work, Squidward! This isn’t the opera!
Squidward: (sighs) Yes, sir.
SpongeBob: (smiles) Couldn’t resist, huh?
Squidward: (grumbles) I hate nachos…
Mr. Krabs: (smirks) You’re an accountant, Squidward…not a comedian!
Squidward: (sighs) Aye aye, captain! (frowns and heads back to work)
SpongeBob: (chuckles) Well, back to work!
Mr. Krabs: (smirks) That’s my boy! (head back to work, chuckling)
Nat: (offscreen, still running away) I’ll never look at nachos the same way again!
SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs: (laugh)
Squidward: (groans) Great…
THE END
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