MAIA/Dialogue

==CB04_Mayor==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Yes! 	a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
 	 	 	Allow me to play the outgoing mayor's final message... 	chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
 	 	 	Congratulations citizen! 	a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
 	 	 	By Mayoral executive order, all individuals entering this room shall have the office of Mayor bestowed upon them. 	a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
 	 	 	I am your Mayoral Artificially Intelligent Assistant. You may call me MAIA. 	
 	 	 	I'll be your guide through the transition period and your faithful assistant once you get settled 	
 	 	 	Being Mayor can be a little over whelming at first, but that's why I'm here. To help you! 	cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
 	 	 	I've pulled up pertinent files on the mayoral terminal, where you should find any urgent or outstanding business. 	
 	 	 	The city is in a state of emergency and an evacuation order has been issued for human residents. 	cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
 	 	 	You are of course the mayor, so you can do whatever you like. 	
 	 	 	I'm sure there's much to do. And I want to help you do it. 	cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
 	 	 	Unfortunately, I can't actually conduct city business, but I can offer sound well-researched advice. 	
 	 	 	Oh and poetry. I have an extensive database of poetry. Some previous mayors had me recite poetry to them constantly. 	
 	 	 	Would you like to hear a poem? 	
 	 	 	Haunted Houses, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow... 	reciting a poem [recommend reading all this together and then breaking into individual files after, so its easier for the actor to read coherently.]
 	 	 	All houses wherein men have lived and died 	reciting a poem...
 	 	 	Are haunted houses. Through the open doors 	
 	 	 	The harmless phantoms on their errands glide, 	
 	 	 	With feet that make no sound upon the floors. 	
 	 	 	We meet them at the door-way, on the stair, 	
 	 	 	Along the passages they come and go, 	
 	 	 	Impalpable impressions on the air, 	
 	 	 	A sense of something moving to and fro. 	
 	 	 	There are more guests at table than the hosts 	
 	 	 	Invited; the illuminated hall 	
 	 	 	Is thronged with quiet, inoffensive ghosts, 	
 	 	 	As silent as the pictures on the wall. 	
 	 	 	The stranger at my fireside cannot see 	
 	 	 	The forms I see, nor hear the sounds I hear; 	
 	 	 	He but perceives what is; while unto me 	
 	 	 	All that has been is visible and clear. 	
 	 	 	We have no title-deeds to house or lands; 	
 	 	 	Owners and occupants of earlier dates 	
 	 	 	From graves forgotten stretch their dusty hands, 	
 	 	 	And hold in mortmain still their old estates. 	
 	 	 	The spirit-world around this world of sense 	
 	 	 	Floats like an atmosphere, and everywhere 	
 	 	 	Wafts through these earthly mists and vapours dense 	
 	 	 	A vital breath of more ethereal air. 	
 	 	 	Our little lives are kept in equipoise 	
 	 	 	By opposite attractions and desires; 	
 	 	 	The struggle of the instinct that enjoys, 	
 	 	 	And the more noble instinct that aspires. 	
 	 	 	These perturbations, this perpetual jar 	
 	 	 	Of earthly wants and aspirations high, 	
 	 	 	Come from the influence of an unseen star 	
 	 	 	An undiscovered planet in our sky. 	
 	 	 	And as the moon from some dark gate of cloud 	
 	 	 	Throws o'er the sea a floating bridge of light, 	
 	 	 	Across whose trembling planks our fancies crowd 	
 	 	 	Into the realm of mystery and night,-- 	
 	 	 	So from the world of spirits there descends 	
 	 	 	A bridge of light, connecting it with this, 	
 	 	 	O'er whose unsteady floor, that sways and bends, 	
 	 	 	Wander our thoughts above the dark abyss. 	
 	 	 	While I am enjoying getting to know you and helping you get acclimated, there seems to be urgent business left unfinished by the previous administration.	cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
 	 	 	Shall I play you the out going mayor's last recorded message? 	
 	 	 	Ah, what have we here? 	receiving a data disk and about to start investigating its contents (cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful)
 	 	 	End of recorded message. 	matter of fact. programmed for cheerfulness.
 	 	 	Well... I certainly tried... ughn. 	last dying breaths
 	 	 	Goodbye, ma'am. It was a pleasure to serve you. You were an excellent mayor. 	sad but unable to fully show it, programmed for cheerfulness... convey sadness with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	It's alright. I hope you don't get too lonely here all by yourself. Goodbye, MAIA. 	at peace with imminent death, saying goodbye - slowly,tiredly, but not laboriously
 	 	 	My sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance. 	a catch phrase, sincere but programmed to be cheerful
 	 	 	I think... this... is it. 	about to die, saying goodbye
 	 	 	Ma'am, are you alright? 	(worried but not alarmed) programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	Of course. 	(slightly chastised) a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
 	 	 	NO! What's wrong with you? No more robots! MAIA <coughing up blood> make sure the next mayor hears this... 	(slightly woozy/out of breath, dying shortly from blood loss) urgently making a final recording in case anyone finds you. talking to a trusted AI
 	 	 	Certainly. 	a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
 	 	 	Ma'am, sensors indicate you are losing large quantities of blood. Shall I summon a paramedic to assist you? 	concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	Congratulations! You have been cleared for the highest security level. The municipal robots should no longer attack you. 	chipper, but matter of fact
 	 	 	It appears you have solved the problem... at least for yourself. 	
 	 	 	You are now authorized to have the combination for the supply cache. Ready? Seven. Four. Seventy-Six. 	chipper, helpful AI
 	 	 	There appears to be a glitch in the update software which has misinterpreted the monitoring software as a virus. 	concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	This has triggered a full building lockdown and a security force has been dispatched to your area. 	concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	Again, my sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance. 	since, but plucky catch-phrase
 	 	 	Sir... 	concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	Ma'am... 	concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
 	 	 	You should see the uplink tower from where you are now. 	guiding player over intercom, chipper, helpful AI
 	 	 	You'll need to upload the software update into the terminal at it's base, then wait for the broadcast and city wide reboot. 	
 	 	 	I would call a maintenance crew to do this for you, but as I understand it, they would just murder you. 	chipper, completely glossing over how insane that sounds... said like "We could go outside, but unfortunately it's raining outside"
 	 	 	And I, to my never ending chagrin, was constructed lacking hands. So, I'm afraid you'll need to do it yourself. 	cheerful self pity
 	 	 	You can conveniently reach the roof from this office. 	cheerfully helpful
 	 	 	My sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance. 	cheerful self pity - this is a common catch phrase for you
 	 	 	This needs to be uploaded and broadcast from the uplink tower on the roof. 	
 	 	 	Once you arrive there, I'll guide you through the process over the intercom system. 	
 	 	 	Sir, this is a citywide software update for all municipal robots. 	a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) wants to be helpful
 	 	 	Ma'am, this is a citywide software update for all municipal robots. 	a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) wants to be helpful
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