Fat Guy In A Little Coat

"Fat Guy In A Little Coat" is the 7th song of the band's first studio album, Zodiac Arrest. Its acoustic version was released on December 12th, 2020.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Intro]
Heurrggya
[Verse 1]
I'm either drunk high or about to die
I'm thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
I'm getting desperate, how did I end up in this mess
I'm always making bad decisions
Yeah I'm like a carnivore
I'm eating all the herbivores (What what?)
You're like a snail (Snail)
Without it's trail, a party without a hat, yeah
[Chorus]
I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you
What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?
I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon
[Verse 2]
Everything sucks, everything can get fucked
I hate the ground, I hate the sky, I hate the dirt inside my eye
Cause everything is super fucking lame
And everyone is always super fucking gay
Not that that's a problem I'm all for equality
I even signed up to support that campaign heforshe
We all get bullied left right and centre
Because everyone sucks and I hate them
Drunk high or about to die
I'm thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
I'm getting desperate, how did I end up in this mess
I'm always making bad decisions
[Chorus]
I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you
What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?
I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon
[Bridge]
I'm either drunk high or about to die
Drunk, high or about to die, die very soon
[Chorus]
I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee
I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you
What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?
I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon
[Outro]
Drunk, high or about to die
I'm either drunk, high or about to die
Drunk, high or about to die
Drunk, high or about to die
Euurgghh drunk, high or about to die
Argh drunk, high or about to die