Lancer vs Bowser Jr.

Deltarune vs Super Mario, These two princes collide for supremacy! Who will win this round of Fictional fighter? Will Bowser Jr get his way of victory or will Lancer thrash Jr’s face? That’s what we‘re gonna find out today on Fictional Fighters! 
== Pre-Fight ==
((Location The Dark World))
Lancer was speeding through the kingdom happily on his totally not a bike with flames attached to its motorcycle leaving a trail of dust wherever he went! He sped last darkeners leaving them in awe. Lancer then did a flip but when he was about to land a cannonball shot into the ground launching Lancer back. Lancer fell on his face and looked up to see the Koopa airship! He then turned his attention to a clown car slowly landing onto the ground. He gulped as he saw a figure stand atop of his clown car before striking a childish pose this was Bowser Jr. Lancer expected someone scarier so he began laughing his head off.
 Lancer: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! *Lancer Laughs Very Loudly* 
Bowser Jr: HEY Why are you laughing at me!? *Jumps From Clown Car*
 Lancer: I Would Expect Someone More Scary From That Ship! *Lancer Laughs More* 
Bowser Jr: Grrrr I’ll show you! Papa, Kamek, And Mommy Peach I’m A Good Fighter! *Stomps his Feet Onto the Ground*
 Lancer: Alrighty I Guess Prepare To Be Thrashed!! 
Lander would summon spades above himself as Bowser Jr puts his fists up into a put them up position. They both charged at each other ready to battle! 
FIGHT!!
== Fight ==
Lancer slams his Spades into Bowser Jr who shouts in pain but uses his flame breath to burn them away he then slams his fists into Lancer who fell back and fired more Spades at Jr who uses his shell as a shield to block them bash into Lancer but he quickly dodged and does a flurry of punches to his face before ending off with one spade to Bowser Jr’s gut making him fall back. Jr jumps into his clown car and two boxing gloves come out. They try to smash him but Lancer dodged and fires more Spades at the clown cart but his mech does a flurry of punches launching most back but one hit him in the face making him fall back. Bowser Jr used the fork stab to chase Lancer who gets back onto his bike and drives away. The clown car turned into Clown kart and chased his motorcycle. They both meet up and Lancer slams his bike into Jr’s kart making it launch away. Bowser Jr. fired his cannons at Lancer’s bike who jumped into the air dodging it but he turned it around and fires Spades in a 5 way spread at Jr who yells in fear but dodged. Lancer puts his bike back and fires a spade at his clown kart making it fall over. Bowser Jr Jumped into the air and threw his bob-omb at Lancer who quickly dodged and slams another spade into Jr who yells in pain but pulls a hammer out and throws it at Lancer’s Head but he jumped into the air and jumps onto the head of Bowser Jr a couple of times before leaping away and slamming a massive spade into Jr making him shout in pain. Bowser Jr pulled his water gun out and fires it at Lancer which it hit his face launching him into the air. 
Jr pulled Eekhammer out and began to slam it onto Lancer who just nervously walked away and fires a barrage of Spades at Bowser Jr who shouts in pain but jumps back and throws lots of green shells at Lancer who fires Spades shattering them all. Lancer then jumped onto a nearby podium and fires more Spades at Jr who fires a beam of fire from his mouth at the podium but Lancer jumped onto another one before the fireball hit his podium and exploding. Lancer fired more Spades and jumped pillar to pillar making Jr shout in anger before he lifted his clown car still being pelted with spades and jumped into it. Lancer stared at it confused before Jr turned it into a tank and fires it at Lancer. Lancer jumps away and starts again firing Spades at Bowser Jr’s tank which Jr leaped out of for dear life as it blew up into fire. Jr roars in anger and calls his Mecha-Bowser and jumps it. Lancer got onto it and began firing bullet bills at Lancer who got onto his bike and dodged them all. He’d quickly fire Spades into the chest of the robot making it explode out of its mouth launching Jr into the air. Jr would then throw a Mechakoopa who dodged and literally drove circles around Bowser Jr getting small hits in every so often. Jr then smacks Lancer in the face and kicks him away. 
Jr would quickly pounce onto Lancer who dodged and kicks Bowser Jr into the air. Bowser Jr would shout in pain but fire a fireball at Lancer hitting him. Bowser Jr would then bite Lancer who runs around before making a spade uppercut his foe. Bowser Jr landed in his clown car and flew at Lancer before drilling the poor boy. Lancer then used his bike to smack Bowser Jr in the jaw making him fly into the air. The Clown Car flew and picked Jr up before turning into the Megahammer. Lancer would then quickly get onto his bike and drive right out of the way before he was crushed. Bowser Jr began smashing around trying to kill Lancer who booked it. Lancer had an idea and used a ramp to fly up to the mech. He smashed through it, bashing into Jr making him fly out. Bowser Jr began rapidly smacking Lancer's bike and face until the Megahammer exploded destroying the airship and Jr's mech! Lancer began going faster than a bullet as Jr was stuck at the end of his bike. Jr looked behind himself and saw walls. 
Jr let out a gulp of pure fear as Lancer smashed through walls Jr with him. Lancer was going at light speed kinda and saw a nearby wall he hadn't destroyed. He kept on going until he stopped Bowser Jr flew from his bike and let out a yell of fear as he got closer and closer to the wall! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" 
SPLAT!!! 
K.O!
== Aftermath ==
Jr's body exploded into blood splattering all over the walls. His body or remaining body slumped to the floor making a bloody area. Lancer yelled with a joyful grin "You have been thrashed!" He sped away leaving a bloody corpse to bleed over the walls. Lancer went to his father with a big smile and said "Hey Dad! I killed a turtle monster!" His father just said "Good." He turned away as he sat on his throne. Lancer let out a laugh and ran away to rest and get himself a Spongebob bandaid. 
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