Miranda Rights at the Gates of Hell

Miranda Rights at the Gates of Hell is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
The cops from "Hill Street Blues®" add Cerberus, the guard dog of Hades, to their narcotics unit. What is Cerberus's MAIN asset for doing this type of police work?
===Choices===
1. He's got three heads.
2. He can run faster than the wind.
3. He glows in the dark.
4. His fur is bulletproof.
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "He's got the runs and the winds? They gotta stop puttin' that cheese in his dog food."
3. "He glows in the dark? Well maybe if you stick his tail in a light socket…" [electric buzzing, dog yelping in pain]
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Three heads is right. That way he could sniff out two types of drugs, and Furillo's crotch all at the same time."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"He's got three heads. That way he can sniff out two types of drugs, and Furillo's crotch all at the same time."
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