We ruin everything

THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS (Swearing)
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== The Jingle ==
Hi, my name is Seth freaking Rollins!
Don't know what rhymes, so I'm freaking stallin'!
Now let me introduce to you, my friend!
And his name is the Lunatic Fringe!
The name's Ambrose, the most Insane!
A Hilarious dude who's messed up in the brain.
And now for another dude that's similar!!
YO I AM A DINOSAUR RAWR (Because rawr and similar rhyme)
Hi! The scarf master, Y2J!
That's who you're talking to today!
I hope you like style!
Cause I've got some to spare!!
Now get your style out, or get it over here!
Hi, I'm AJ styles. 
A Southern Boy, with the farmer strength.
Hold your horses, cause it's time to wait.
For true power, 
make ya say WOWWERS
and now lemme show you to my friend
*ominous music*
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Daniel Bryan's here, only the best!
Find me on the streets going YES! YES!
If you try to say no, think again!
Because all your going to get is YES, my friend.
=Season One=
== Legends: Darkstalker (Spoilers) ==
Darkstalker: But why would someone do that?
Seth Rollins: That is easy. Because the queen wants you dead.
Darkstalker: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT!?!?
Seth Rollins: Woah, language, dude.
Darkstalker: HOW THE ACTUALLY H-
Seth Rollins: Don't you dare..
Darkstalker: How the-
Seth Rollins: Nooooooooooo..
Darkstalker: I'm calling Clearsight...
Seth Rollins: She's with the queen.
Darkstalker: WHAT THE 
Artic: What is a scavenger doing in your room...?
Darkstalker: He can tell the future...
Artic: Did you use your magic?
Darkstalker: Noooo....
Seth Rollins: Did you know that you will mercilessly kill Artic after he enchants Whiteout to be normal but you save her and gain control of Artic and make him kill himself?
*Darkstalker and Artic leave the room*
Seth Rollins: Huh.
== The Lost kingdom (Spoilers) ==
Glory: So RainWings are just lazy lizards...
Jambu: I wouldn't say that, we just have priorities. 
Glory: You lay around all day and eat fruit.
Jambu: That doesn't make us-
Glory: I will make the Rain forest great again. Vote for me, Glory, for more war and a worse future.
Dean Ambrose: Why would anyone vote for you? 
MaxwelFISH: Yeah, seriously.
Glory: I want RainWings to get off of their butts and do something productive!
Dean Ambrose: More people would vote for me, and I'm insane.
Glory: Then run against me for queen!
Dean Ambrose: But I'm a boy...
Glory: OKEH LET'S GO!!!
(After a few months of running, the vote is cast) 
MaxwelFISH: Well, here are your results. Dean, got 99% of the votes... and Glory got 1%.
Jambu: That was me.
Glory: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!?!??!!
Dean Ambrose: But, I'm human and a male... How could I be queen for Dragons..?
MaxwelFISH: Screw physics, that's how.
== Moon Rising (Spoilers) ==
*Icicle is rushing to kill Starflight, but is confronted by Qibli and Moon*
Qibli: I will stab you with my tail!!! Don't do it!!!
Moon: Yeah!!! Starflight is innocent!!!
Icicle: You can't stop me....
*She hit Qibli across the face and he was knocked out*
Moon: Stop! Don't-
Chris Jericho: Why the f*** are you trying to kill Starflight?
Icicle: Because my dream told me where is was and to kill hi-
Chris Jericho: Are you telling me that you are killing a dragon because your freaking dream told you to?
Icicle: Well.... Yeah, but they said they had a dreamvisito-
Chris Jericho: WHO WOULD LISTEN?!?! IF YOUR DREAM SAYS THAT THEY HAVE A D*MN SPARKLY ROCK AND SAYS IT'S A DREAM VISITOR, WHY WOULD YOU?!?!?!?
Icicle: But, it was the Ex-Queen Scarlet!
Chris Jericho: Ex-Queen Scarlet my *ss.
Icicle: I guess your right... But why are you swearing so much?
Chris Jericho: Sorry... I just don't like idiots..
Moon: Well that just... Okay, so you're not killing Starflight..?
*Enter Starflight*
Starflight: Hey, how's everyone-
Chris Jericho: Well, this crap burglar was about to kill you.
Starflight: WHAT!?!?!? Why!?!?!
Icicle: I thought someone with a dream-visitor was telling me to...
Starflight: What? A Dreamvisitor?
Chris Jericho: OH COME ON.
== We ruin first dates ==
So, let's say... Starflight and Fatespeaker are going on their first date. BUT SUDDENLY,
Seth Rollins: Heeeeey, Starflight! Back at it again with the love-triangle. 
Chris Jericho: How do you do it...
Starflight: Wait-Do you have the wrong dragons?
Chris Jericho: Don't play dumb, you know who we are.
Fatespeaker: We just, can we be alone!?!?
Seth Rollins: Well we all know what happens when two dragons who love each other are alone.
*Everyone stares at Seth*
Fatespeaker: Dear god, Rollins.
Starflight: You seriously had to make that joke? Really?
*Chris Jericho chuckles*
Chris Jericho: Yeah, I have to admit. REALLY?!?!? 
Fatespeaker: Well no wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
Seth Rollins: I KNOW, I DON'T LIKE SWEARING, BUT JERICHO, COVER YOUR EARS!!!
*to many swear words, I can't bleep them all out...*
Seth Rollins: *panting* I feel better now...
*Fatespeaker is traumatized*
Starflight: You scared her! I hate you, you-
Chris Jericho: NOBODY INSULTS MY FRIEND, INCLUDING USELESS LOWLIFES STANDING RIGHT THERE, YOURS TRULY, STARFLIGHT THE-
*again, too many curse words to beep after that*
*Starflight is traumatized*
Seth Rollins: Well, we took care of that.
Chris Jericho: You want to go out for pizza?
Seth Rollins: Yeah. I'll call up Ambrose, and maybe Cena.
== We ruin field trips ==
Moon: Turtle, did you hear?!!?
Turtle: What?
Kinkajou: It's a field trip, silly!
Qibli: I can't wait! Do you know where we are going?!
Kinkajou: We're going to prairie! 
Turtle: Oh, they're calling, let's go!!!
*on the way there, they run into AJ Styles*
AJ Styles: Hey, where are you guys going?
Turtle: We don't want none.
AJ Styles: Hey!! I'm the only one who can make jokes about my theme song!
Qibli: You lookin' real scared, no we don't really want none.
AJ Styles: Oh come on, guys. Don't be a... Well, I was going to say something impolite, but I kind of don't want to.. Eh, screw it. Don't be a-
Moon: And I'm cutting you off because cliche. 
*Styles is triggered*
*Qibli and Turtle start singing the rest of AJ's theme*
AJ Styles: OH COME ON.
Qibli and Turtle: ♪No, they don't want none. No, they don't want none. They lookin' scared no they don't really want none. We some southern boys, with the farmer strength. Ain't nobody man enough to feel the pain. And you could be next, better give respect. Cause ain't nobody breaking this red neck♪
AJ Styles: You know that song better then I do...
Qibli and Turtle: ♪No, they don't want none. No, they don't want none. They lookin' scared, no they don't really want none-♪
*Styles storms out of the room*
Everyone: Phew...
Kinkajou: Why'd you do that?!?! He was just asking where we we're going!!
Moon: Yeah.. I do feel a little rude, let's go get him!!
Qibli: But we have to go!!
=== PART TWO ===
This happens before The Lost Heir (Spoilers) and it has only spread to the Sea Kingdom
*they made it to the prairie, and they found an army... OF YES*
Daniel Bryan: MY FRIENDS, ONE, TWO, THREE.
The Sea Kingdom: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Qibli: What..?
*The YES army is advancing towards them*
Starflight: Tsunami? do you know what's happening?
Tsunami: I don't recall..
Moon: Starflight! What's happening?!?!
Starflight: Everybody, stay calm!!
*The YES army is slowly coming closer*
Turtle: Seriously...
The Sea Kingdom: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
*Daniel Bryan tells them to stop*
Daniel Bryan screams: HELLO, JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY.
Starflight: Why are you here, and who are you?!?!
*Coral advances*
Tsunami: MOM?!?!?
Queen Coral: Sweetie, I've married a new man...
Tsunami: But he's a scavenger..
Daniel Bryan: Wait.. I'm already married..
Queen Coral: Ew no not him, I've married a dragon named Jeff. And he says he hates Moon, so we are going to have to do this.. Bryan, charge.
*Daniel Bryan and the Yes army charge*
Daniel Bryan: GOO!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
The Yes army: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
*The Yes army engulfs everyone there*
*Finally, they move back*
Kinkajou: Where did Moon go?
Daniel Bryan: I don't know, she got YES'd to death..
Starfligth: Secretkeeper's gonna kill me...
== The Lost Heir (Spoilers) ==
Tsunami: Wait... Is that statue.. Moving?!!? 
*Daniel Bryan just scoots in, and starts yelling at the top of his lungs:*
Daniel Bryan: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Tsunami: What?
Daniel Bryan: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Tsunami: Why are you getting-
*Bryan delivers a dropkick to Tsunami's face*
Tsunami: OWW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, SQUIDBRAIN!?!?!
Daniel Bryan: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!!
Tsunami: Oh no you-What..
*The statue starts yessing with Daniel Bryan*
Daniel Bryan and Statue: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
*Anemone enters*
Daniel Bryan, Statue and Anemone: YES!! YES!!! YES!!
Tsunami: Anemone? You too?
*Coral enters*
Daniel Bryan, Statue, Anemone, and Coral: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Tsunami: MOM?!?!?
*Clay, Starflight, Sunny and Glory enter*
Daniel Bryan, Statue, Anemone, Coral, Clay, Starflight, Sunny, and Glory: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!!
Tsunami: Guys!! Come on!!
*Shark enters*
*Max starts copy and pasting this so he doesn't have to type it all*
Daniel Bryan, Statue, Anemone, Coral, Clay, Starflight, Sunny, Glory, and Shark: YES!! YES!! YES!! 
Tsunami: WHAT??!?! THIS IS JUST GETTING WEIRD....
*Orcas dead body swims over*
Daniel Bryan, Statue, Anemone, Coral, Clay, Starflight, Sunny, Glory, Shark, and Orca: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! 
Tsunami: What..?
*All of Pyrrhia, Scavengers, Dragons of all kinds enter*
Everyone but Tsunami: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Tsunami: Fine....
Everyone: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
== DON'T PULL ME AAAAAAAAAAH ==
They've captured me..
Seth Rollins: WE'VE FINALLY GOT YOU!!
MaxwelFISH: Heh. I'm pulling the strings, and you can't control that.
*Chris Jericho slaps Max*
MaxwelFISH: OW!! THAT'S NOT EVEN FREAKING POSSIBLE!!! HOW COULD A CHARACTER FROM MY STORIES HURT ME?!?!?
Seth Rollins: Because we exist in real life.
MaxwelFISH: Aah.. Right..
AJ Styles: And we are grown men, so we can hurt you A LOT.
MaxwelFISH: Yeah, I know, punk.
*AJ kicks Max in the place the sun don't shine, aka Low Blow'd*
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Random Pokemon Narrator: It's super effective!
Daniel Bryan: Looks like it was..
Sunny: What's happening over here?!?!
MaxwelFISH: SUUUUUNNY RUN
Sunny: Why do you sound like you're traumatized?
MaxwelFISH: Because I don't have a certain body part anymore.
Sunny: You look fine to me..
Dean Ambrose: What he's trying to say is he lost his ba-
Moon: Again, interrupting because Cliche.
Daniel Bryan: IN DA NAME OF INFINITY, YES ARMY, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Yes Army: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Moon: Run!!!
*Moons get killed*
Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES! YE- Oh wait she's dead.
Infinity-Da-Dragon: YES!! YES!! YES!!
*They all hear AWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEESSSSOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEE*
Music Person: I came to play, there's a price to pay 
Time for you to get down on your knees and pray 
You can say goodbye to the good ole days 
They’re never coming back, watch your future fade 
I came to play to get my dues paid 
I guess you had a dream, but it can’t be saved 
I'm here to stay, best get out my way 
I came to play!
*The Miz walks in*
Miz: How are all of you doing? I can see you are in the process of some kind of torture or interrogation?
MaxwelFISH: MIZ I HATE YOU WITH EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN BUT PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*Miz leaves*
MaxwelFISH: Wait.. I'm the writer, which means...
Seth Rollins: Don't you dare..
MaxwelFISH: AH-HA!! Sunny, a piece of paper, please!
Sunny: Sure.
*Max frantically starts writing*
AJ Styles: NOOOOO!!!
Make AJ Styles slap himself to the point where he passes out
*AJ Styles starts slapping himself really hard*
AJ Styles: OW!! STOP I-OW!! EHK!! OW!!
*After a few minutes, AJ is down and Jericho hops to his feet*
Chris Jericho: You can't just do that!!
Make this Kendo Stick destroy Chris Jericho's scarf collection
Chris Jericho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Jericho tries to stop the stick*
Seth Rollins: Try beating this!
Beat this.
Seth Rollins: Frick.
Dean Ambrose: I'M COMING FOR YO- Ooooo, a championship!!
Daniel Bryan: Well I'm just going to go home to my wife and family.
Send Bryan home.
Daniel Bryan: WOO I'M FLYING
Sunny: That wasn't right, you manipulated them!
MaxwelFISH: Dang right, I did.
== The Darkest Secret (Spoilers) (A Small chapter) ==
Chris Jericho: Ah, what a wonderful day walking on a volcano that will most definitely explode.
Starflight: What?!
Chris Jericho: Oh, don't worry, the volcano will just explode killing everything on this island.
Clay: Oh, then we need to get out!!
Chris Jericho: Nah, don't sweat it. It's only exploding in thirty seconds.
Starflight: Come on!! We need to get out!!
MaxwelFISH: As the first man and leader of Jericho's Personal Security, I cannot and will not let you do that.
Clay: Why?
MaxwelFISH: Because there is fifteen seconds left.
Clay: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FishMAXWEL: I cannot let you do that as a Jericho's Personal Security member.
MaxwelFISHY: I cannot let you do that as a Jericho's Personal Security member.
MaxTheFish: I cannot let you do that as a Jericho's Personal Security member.
MaxwellTheKingOfAllFish: I cannot let you do that as a Jericho's Personal Security member.
*The volcano starts to spew lava*
Clay: LET US GO!!
*MaxwellTheKingOfAllFIsh pushes Clay into lava*
Clay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MaxwelFISH: Finally that's done..
Starflight: Uh.. Will you do that to me?
Chris Jericho: Be blind.
*Slams Starflight's face into the lava, leading him to be blind*
Chris Jericho: And hence forth the entire series next.
== RANDOMNESS SUPREMEMEMMMEEMEMEMEMEMEME ==
*Chris Jericho wakes up in a dark room, not knowing where he is*
Chris Jericho: Where...?
John Sheepa: YOU CAN'T SHEEP ME!!!
Chris Jericho: What does that..
MaxwelFISH: GET READY FOR THE BESSSSSSSSSSST
MaxwelFISH: I AM DA FISH, DA FISH THAT AIN'T A BITC-
Chris Jericho: You can stop there!!
John Sheepa: I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST! THAT NO ONE EVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
Seth Rollins: Uh.. Where am I?
Chris Jericho: Where did you come from?
Seth Rollins: Who is that?
*MMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Life doesn't work: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN WITH A PEDIGREE TO HARAMBE THE GIRAFFE!! 
450SplashMcgee: HERE COMES THE BANANA CRAB WITH A SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO GOBALOP!!!!
Chris Jericho: WHAT'S A GABALOP?!?!?!
Seth Rollins: HARAMBE IS A GORILLA...
450SplashMcgee: I DON'T GIVE A SHI-
Seth Rollins: No!! NU!!!
Life doesn't work: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTAROONIES 
XD: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Chris Jericho: WHAT IS LITERALLY HAPPENING?!?!! 
Life doesn't work: THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
MaxwelFISH: YESH THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!!!!
450SplashMcgee: FLOPPITY FLOP FLOP 
*Jericho wakes up in his bed*
Chris Jericho: I.... Uh... Rollins, I'm not going back to sleep.
Seth Rollins: It's 3AM.
Chris Jericho: SCRRRRRRRRRRREW IT!!!!
== Escaping Peril (Spoilers) ==
Chameleon: I'm not actually a SkyWing...
Seth Rollins: Dang!!! A plot twist!!
Chameleon: What? Who are you??!?!
Peril: ...?
Seth Rollins: I would of never expected for you and your shapeshifting thing-Oh wait, we're not to that point yet...
Peril: Wait, What?
Chameleon: Who are you?!??!
Seth Rollins: You're Chameleon, IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME.
Chameleon: We just established that that's my real name.
Seth Rollins: Sure. IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME.
Peril: Okay, I'll just burn this scavenger.
Seth Rollins: Sure, Peril, IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
*Peril tries to burn Rollins*
Chris Jericho: Stop trying to burn him, Peril!
Seth Rollins: If that's your real name....
*Throws Rollins into the ocean*
Peril: Finally. He's dead. 
Chameleon: Well, Peril, let's get back to our conversation. IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME!!!!
Peril: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
== The Brightest Night (Spoilers) ==
Blister: Burn? Blaze?
Blaze: What!?!?
Sunny: We got you guys all here so you could be nice and be friends again!
Burn: We are not going to do that.
Blister: NOT NOW NOT EVER
Sunny: But... Tell them!!
Clay: Come on, you guys are similar! Make friends!
Burn: *pulls out gun* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Sunny takes a step back*
Starflight: What did she just...
*BOOM*
*Blister is R.i.p. in peeeeeeeeeace*
Blaze: What?!?! You killed Blister!!
Burn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*BOOM*
*Chris Jericho walks in*
Chris Jericho: Looks like I missed something.
Clay: Put jo guuuuuuuuuuuuun down!!
Burn: I WILL NOT DO IT.
Sunny: I'm just gonna leave....
*BOOM*
Fanboys: YOU KILLED SUNNY YOU FREAKING TURD!!!
*Burns is dead*
Clay: Phew... Wait the three sisters are dead.
Thorn: I'M HERE, PUNKS!!!!
Clay: Well thank you.
== Men's Night out #1 ==
Seth Rollins: Welcome to Men's Night out! I am your host today with Chris Jericho and Clay!!
Clay: Hello!
Chris Jericho: WELCOME, TO THE SHOW OF JERICHO!!! WATCH IT NOW, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Seth Rollins: So, hows life been, guys?
Clay: Oh, Jade Mountain Academy is doing great!! We have even more students, and it's awesome.
Chris Jericho: Well, I got hit in the back with a chair, still feeling the effects of that..
Clay: Why would someone do that?
Seth Rollins: Eh... It's a long, dank, story.
Clay: What's a 'dank'?
Chris Jericho: You have much to learn.
Seth Rollins: an expression frequently used by Memers and hippies for something of high quality.
Clay: So, when I say 'This school is dank' then I mean high quality?
*Seth is cracking up*
Chris Jericho: Yeah, sure...
Clay: Jade Mountain is dank!
*Seth explodes in laughter*
Chris Jericho: Oh would you look at that Dank Mountain Academy #420 with the leader Pepe
*Seth has to leave the room because he's laughing to much*
Clay: Why is he laughing so much?
Chris Jericho: You'll understand when you're older. Or when Jade Academy gets Wifi.
Clay: I'm hungry...
Chris Jericho: LET'S GO GET SOME RIBS
Clay: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
== Escaping Peril (Once again, Spoilers) ==
Peril: Stop fighting!! Come on..
*Grabs the paper and burns it)
Peril: See? We are all good!!
*Seth Rollins tumbles in*
Seth Rollins: Did you ruin a perfectly good paper?
Qibli: Well... 
Seth Rollins: You freaking idiots! You are wasting good scrolls, papers, and other valuable things made by a resource we don't have much of!
Turtle: Cool it, we just burned-
Seth Rollins: OH BOI OH BOI
*Darkstalker rises from a mountain)
Darkstalker: Thank you for the awakening...
Seth Rollins: CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE DRAGONS?
Darkstalker: Uh...
Seth Rollins: THEY BURNT A PERFECTLY GOOD PIECE OF PAPER!!
Darkstalker: Well, it's fine, and they awakened m-
Seth Rollins: I can't believe people these days! They are so selfish and don't care about their environment!!
Darkstalker: You are talking to the most powerful dragon in the world about wasting paper.
Seth Rollins: Oh, somebody has got an ego!
Darkstalker: I can kill you by just looking at you!!
Seth Rollins: I can see you lying by just looking at you!!
Darkstalker: That is it!!!!
*Darkstalker flings a knife at Seth Rollins*
Darkstalker: Now, where was I...
Chris Jericho: You wasted perfectly good paper?
Darkstalker: I SWEAR.
== We ruin war ==
IceWing Commander: IceWings, MARCH!!
*marching*
IceWing Commander: We will reach the check point by tomorrow, and resources will be given!
Army: HOORAY!
Chris Jericho: Wait, what checkpoint?
IceWing Commander: What-
Chris Jericho: Seriously, what checkpoint?
IceWing Commander: Who-
Chris Jericho: JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION GOD DARN IT
IceWing Commander: Okay!! The checkpoint approximately 300 miles away!
Chris Jericho: And you'll reach there by tomorrow?
IceWing Commander: If we keep marching!
Chris Jericho: But can't you fly?
IceWing Commander: Yes, Yes, but we will get more tired that way.
Chris Jericho: But it's faster.
IceWing Commander: But when you think about it-
Chris Jericho: ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME?!?
IceWing Commander: No, I'm disagreein-
Chris Jericho: Do you know what happens to dragons who disagree with me? 
*Chris pulls out a pen and a notebook titled The List of Jericho*
IceWing Commander: Nonononono-
Chris Jericho: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?! EH? EH??!!? AYEH?!?
IceWing Commander: ...
Chris Jericho: *At the top of his lungs* YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
*Jericho writes Commander on the list*
IceWing Commander: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Chris Jericho: By the way, you never told your army to stop. They're gone now.
IceWing Commander: Well sh*t. THE ICEWINGS ARE AT WAR WITH YOU NOW!!
*hundreds of IceWings surround Jericho*
Chris Jericho: Is that my cue to say Well crap?
IceWing Commander: Yeah. 
Chris Jericho: Well, PERSONAL SECURITY!!!
*MaxwelFISH, FishMAXWEL, MaxwelFISHY, MaxwellTheKingOfAllFish, MaxTheFish, ScarfLover, and TheREALu.s.champion appear*
MaxwelFISH: Fire the Ignited lamps!
*a bunch of on-fire lamps shoot at the IceWings*
*After a bit, they run out of lamps*
FishMAXWEL: Sir, we are out of ammo!
Chris Jericho: WELL NO DUH
IceWing Commander: IceWings, get ready..
MaxwelFISH: We are going to need a miracle.. 
SilverflameTheSwiftwing: SEALS, GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Seal army crushes IceWings using cantaloupe cannons*
Chris Jericho: Thank you, Seal Queen.
MaxwelFISH: The lesson is not to mess with Chris. Or..
Chris Jericho: ARE YOU TELLING MY LESSON?!?!
MaxwelFISH: ...
Chris Jericho: *SCREAMS UNHEALTHYLY LOUD* YOU JUST MADE THE LIIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTTTTTTTT
== We ruin Pyrrhia ==
Mother Nature: Ah, what a nice day. Maybe I should create something new-
Seth Rollins: GET DOWN!!
Mother Nature: WHAT THE 
Chris Jericho: BREAK THE WALLS DOWWWWWWN
Mother Nature: WHAT IS
MaxwelFISH: Hi.
Mother Nature: WHO ARE 
Seth Rollins: TAKE THIS
*Seth Rollins hits Mother Nature with the word 'this'*
Chris Jericho: Okay, we are in a room where we can literally create anything on Pyrrhia..
MaxwelFISH: Can I change the leaves?
Seth Rollins: Uhh..
*Max changes to leaves to plastic balls you would find in a ball pit*
Back at Pyrrhia..
Meta: What the heck?!?
Codebreaker: THIS IS WONDERFUL 
*Codebreaker starts ripping balls off of trees*
Back at Nature Headquarters...
Chris Jericho: Will..?
Seth Rollins: MY TURN
*Seth gives cows the ability to fly*
Back at Pyrrhia..
Hunting Instructor: Okay, Fireball, will you go first? Just pounce on the co- Oh my god
Dragonet Number 420: Do cows usually do this?
Hunting Instructor: ...
Back at Nature Headquarters...
Chris Jericho: My turn!!
Seth Rollins: What are you going to do?
MaxwelFISH: Yeah, what?
Chris Jericho: Make all the grass turn into dynamite!!
Seth Rollins: ...
MaxwelFISH: But wouldn't that blow us up?
Chris Jericho: How do you know we're not underground?
MaxwelFISH: Because when we broke into here, we were surrounded by a meadow...
Chris Jericho: CHACKA-BANG!!
*Means to change all grass, but accidentally changes all the glass to dynamite*
Seth Rollins: That window just-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
== We get ruined ==
Seth Rollins: Well, it's 2 AM in the morning. Time to wake up.
*Walks into kitchen, and trips on a rope, sending him face-first into a chair, which has a note on it*
Seth Rollins: OW-eH what is this? It says.. 'Hey, it's time to get you back! -Starflight, and everyone else.' Haha, no one can ruin us!! We are- where is mah toast there is no bread and no toaster CHRIS WHERE IS THE TOAST
Chris Jericho: God, why did you wake me up?
Seth Rollins: THERE IS NO TOAST
Chris Jericho: We'll just buy some more..
Seth Rollins: I hear something up in your room..
Chris Jericho: I was just up there...
*Chris checks up in his room, and the noise is coming from his scarf collection*
Chris Jericho: *le gasp* WHO IS IN THERE!??! *grabs a shovel*
*Opens the door to see Starflight and Fatespeaker burning his scarfs*
Chris Jericho: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Hits the both with the shovel 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209 times*
*Chris hears Seth yelling again*
Chris Jericho: WHAT IS IT?!?!
*He walks down the stairs to see Darkstalker using Seth as a puppet in a puppet show for Moon, Winter, Qibli, and Whiteout*
Chris Jericho: Mkay. Can I watch?
Moony Sue Moon: Sure!
*After a few minutes, the puppet show is over and Seth Rollins got impaled by a duck*
*clapping*
MaxwelFISH: Hey, what's going on her- Nevermind.
Darkstalker: Whiteout, what do you want to do next?
*She says she wants food*
Darkstalker: You, what's your name?
Chris Jericho: Llama Ding Dong Fredrick.
Darkstalker: Seriously.
Chris Jericho: Buttox.
Darkstalker: Hehehehehhe...
Chris Jericho: Wha-
*Glory Low-blows Chris*
Chris Jericho: I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RUINED *faints*
== We ruin everything (SEASON FINALE) ==
Seth Rollins: We have ruined a lot of things...
Chris Jericho: But some things, just are meant to stay the same.
Seth Rollins: SAID NOBODY EVER!!!
Chris Jericho: We are going to ruin every single thing we can in, One hour!!
Seth Rollins: The timer starts.... NOW!!!
*They find a dragonet's birthday party*
Seth Rollins: YOUUUUUUUUU ARE THE WORST!!!
*Jericho hits the balloons with a baseball bat*
Chris Jericho: THE PARTY IS OVER GO HOME!!
Dragonet: *cries*
Security: Get over here!!!
Seth Rollins: OKAY CHRIS TIME TO RUN!!!
*They find an anger management club*
Chris Jericho: You guys need to work on the issues you have, You are horrible at being with society, maaaaaan!
Slam: Rrrrghh....
Seth Rollins: Like, seriously, this club is no help!!!
*All the dragons explode onto Rollins*
Chris Jericho: Time to run!!!
*They make it to a war*
Seth Rollins: BOOOOOOOOOM 
*A bomb goes off destroying everything but Seth and Chris*
MaxwelFISH: 30 Minutes left!!
Seth Rollins: What else is there....
Chris Jericho: Uhhhhhhh
*both look at each other*
Seth Rollins: AH-HA!!
*They pour a bunch of oil into the water, but the almighty fish god MaxwelFISH takes all the sea life out and puts them in a fish bowl*
Chris Jericho: Let's ruin the world!!
MaxwelFISH: This has gone too far..
Seth Rollins: Yeah, anyway, I'm exhauste-
MaxwelFISH: TIMES UP!! You have officially ruined... 4 things in one hour!!
Seth Rollins: Now time for the final segment...
Seth Rollins, Chris Jericho, MaxwelFISH, Dean Ambrose, Starflight, Fatespeaker, Arctic, Darkstalker, Peril, Chameleon, Qibli, Moon, Kinkajou, Turtle, Icicle, AJ Styles, Whiteout, Clay, Jericho's Personal Security, Codebreaker, Meta, Daniel Bryan, Jambu, Glory, Statue, Anemone, Orca's dead body, Coral, Tsunami, Sunny, Shark, Miz, Thorn, Blaze, Blister, and Burn (Aka everyone who has been on WRE): THANK YOU!!! Thanks for all the support, we all appreciate that. NOW LET'S HAVE A GREAT SEASON TWOOOOOOOOOO! Now let's finish this with a...
Seth Rollins, Chris Jericho, MaxwelFISH, Dean Ambrose, Starflight, Fatespeaker, Arctic, Darkstalker, Peril, Chameleon, Qibli, Moon, Kinkajou, Turtle, Icicle, AJ Styles, Whiteout, Clay, Jericho's Personal Security, Codebreaker, Meta, Daniel Bryan, Jambu, Glory, Statue, Anemone, Orca's dead body, Coral, Tsunami, Sunny, Shark, Miz, Thorn, Blaze, Blister, and Burn (Aka everyone who has been on WRE): YES!! YES!! YES!!
=Season Two=
== Winter Turning (Spoilers) ==
*Winter is faking his death, so nether him or Hailstorm have to die)
Announcer: The winner is Hailstorm!!
Chris Jericho: Oh, well I'd beg to differ.
Hailstorm: What?
Chris Jericho: He aint dead he faking it!!
Hailstorm: Noooo... Look at him, he is dead!!
Chris Jericho: He is not dead. *pokes winter*
*Winter starts laughing*
Chris Jericho: You don't laugh when you are dead.
Announcer: WHAT!?!?!?
Hailstorm: It's-It's not what it-
Announcer: GUARDS, GET THEM!!
Chris Jericho: If you want me to help, say the special word...
Hailstorm: Please!?!?
Chris Jericho: Nooo...
Hailstorm: A HINT PLEASE?!?!
Chris Jericho: The most handsome one here!!
Hailstorm: Winter?
Winter: Aw, thanks!
Chris Jericho: No, you piece of crap, just die
*the guards kill Winter and Hailstorm*
Chris Jericho: The password was Jericho. Dumby.
== Talons of Power ==
*Darkstalker has thrown Anemone out of the castle*
Darkstalker: Now that she's gon-
Seth Rollins: Badadadadadadad-do, we meet again my friend!
Darkstalker: dah gosh not you
Seth Rollins: Oh yes, it's me! Now why'd you throw her out?
Darkstalker: None of your business!
Seth Rollins: Do you think that was nice?
Darkstalker: Being nice doesn't matter!
Seth Rollins: Well, would you be nice if Clearsight came back?
Darkstalker: YES!!
Seth Rollins: Well I've been holding her captive for 2.4 billion years and she's dead.
Darkstalker: WHAT?!?!
Seth Rollins: And if you were just a little nicer, none of this would've happened!
Darkstalker: ... Wow.
*silence*
Seth Rollins: Now can you let Anemone back it?
Darkstalker: Yeah... I guess...
*he opens the door*
Darkstalker: Wait a minute...
*It revealed Chris Jericho on the other side*
Seth Rollins: HA IT WAS A TRICK ALL ALONG!
*Chris and Seth throw Darkstalker out*
Seth Rollins: WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT BEING NICE!?!
Chris Jericho: I PAID ANEMONE A LOT OF MONEY TO GET HER TO AGREE TO THIS!
== What's next? You decide! ==
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