Ryde Along

"Ryde Along" is the 32nd session of Campaign 2.0.
== Summary ==
* Well... Gareth’s dead. There’s unfortunately not much we can do for him, seeing as we can’t bring him back to life...
* We bury him underneath a tree and take turns saying a few words for our fallen comrade... This impromptu funeral is pretty damn sad.
* We’re back on the road. We finally arrive at Runewatch, sullen and dejected, and say our goodbyes to Runya and the gang.
* Sulelia and Malveria exchange a big hug! Malveria tells us we can bum at her place for the time being, and we take her up on that offer.
* Yuan’Da’Nal gifts Sulelia a big ol’ tome. It’s a giant compendium of dragon information! Dope! As Yuan’Da’Nal turns to leave, Sulelia has to ask... did you find Gareth attractive?! She shrugs. “I guess?” Gareth implodes in the afterlife.
* Bryna offers a strained apology to Runya, but she tells Bryna not to worry about it. For now. She understands it’s never easy to lose a friend. Runya tells us that if we ever need her, she'll be headed to Nir Dorrun with Kaid and Spirit. Catch you on the flip side...
* We all sulk our way to Malveria’s house (which is super nice by the way) where she introduces us to her man-servant dude, Wilfred! He’s not the smartest, or the most diligent, or the most thoughtful, but he’s still wonderful. He offers us a tour of the house and shows us Malveria’s giant ass greenhouse garden, where she tends to a bunch of exotic plants!
* We enjoy some dope fruit and nice baths. Unless you’re Angeal, who can’t hold a conversation for the life of her, and is then trapped in a never-ending one by Wilfred that lasts painfully long and is super, super awkward.
* [Jack voice] MEANWHILE... A buff-ass human monk dude named Max Ryder is chillin’ at a bar when Halak and Amal waltz in. Their heated argument over whether a bear or gorilla would win in a fight results in a full-blown bar fight. Max gets thrown out a window and right at Wilfred’s feet in the ensuing chaos.
* Wilfred was out grocery shopping, but JESUS CHRIST. He can’t just leave this beat-to-hell bleeding rando on the street... He takes Max back home to Malveria’s house where we’re all introduced to him undefined.
* He’s gruff. He’s buff. He’s a pretty dope guy! Sure, he’s bleeding and looks all fucked up right now, but he’s nice enough. Sulelia heals him right up and he asks if we’re gonna be in the area for much longer - he’s looking for work!
* He departs and we ponder on the offer. That night, Sulelia fuckin’ lays it down for Bryna. SHE’S DISAPPOINTED. LET DOWN. BETRAYED... But they share a nice little moment. They go to bed, but not before Sulelia wrings an “I love you” out of Bryna.