The Confetti Vortex

The Confetti Vortex is a new Form change that All matter can possibly Undergo. This is typically linked with Big Bangs, and could be the Key towards unlocking the Secrets of the World. However, we're Also reaching the date of the Sentient Life Reset Day, in which All Civilization and will be reset in the most painful way possible by the worlds most unlikely deity, thus trapping the world in An Endless Cycle. I Wonder which will overpower the other? 
This is powered By Resident Love Machine Confetti. *Fucks Big Ben, the Final Boss*
== Background ==
Scientists are often strange, strange People. So it's good that they Didn't Discover this, because They would have Forced us to See the World All Wrong, like they Always Do. Otherwise, I would have Become a Lonely little Peterbilt. If anything, we have to thank Gaap, who Fucked up Everything in Such a manner that It lead to this discovery.
Ladies, and Gentlemen. Once a Gnome enters the Vortex, it does not Come out. It turns into a Gnome. Why was this Happening? But be Prepared, I Guess.
== WARNING!!!!! ==
* The Only Constant in the Confetti Vortex is Gay People.
* DO NOT EMBRACE THE VORTEX IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT REALITY.