Tournament Doofus/Oh, Cousin?/Transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Scene 1: Jerry's Reunion ===
* [The episode starts late at night; at a bar, a mouse named Muscles is checking his watch, waiting for his cousin Jerry to arrive. Shrugging, he then chugs down half his jug of beer; then, Jessica Rabbit comes along]
* Jessica Rabbit: Huh? Oh. Uh. Sorry. Mm. Lemme. Yeah. [walks away]
* Muscles: Hm? Mm.
* [Jerry finally arrives]
* Muscles: [screams in excitement]
* Jerry: [also screams in excitement, as he hugs Muscles]
* Muscles: [points at a free jug of beer; Jerry frees Muscles]
*Jerry: [starts drinking it all]
*Muscles: [finishes the rest of his]
*Jerry: [points at three men on a table chugging beer like them]
*Man #1 and Man #2: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
*Man #3: [finishes it, but is interrupted by Muscles laughing maniacally]
*Man #1: Litle fella's tipsy? I see. Eh.
*Man #2: Hey, ye. More? [slides beer to Jerry, but he refuses, backing away, chuckling nervously, but he then falls onto the floor, feeling dizzy]
*Muscles: [pushes Jerry into the beer, as he wakes up, happy, and Muscles jumps in too]
==== Segment 1: Arcade Rabbit ====
* [It starts off
=== Scene 2: Oh, Cousin?/???/??? ===
* [It starts off with Jerry reading a book, while he thinks of his cousin once more, and he starts singing]
*Jerry: [in his head] Oh, cousin, how would I know? I don't think so. No, I know so. No, I know that you're strong, big and tough, you're kicking me around and that's enough, but that murderous Tom, what can I even say? Go ahead, do it, as long as with it you're okay, I don't even question you, is it luck, is it life, is it so? Why are you so strong, and I'm just a potato? I don't wanna question you, 'cause in the long term, what's the point? Are you looking over me with shoulders, does it disappoint? How would I know? I don't think so. No, I know so, oh cousin, you're my cousin, I ain't causin' no menagerie, 'cause you're my cousin, what kinda cousin, would do that, so don't you do it to me, oh cousin... oh cousin... oh cousin... oh cousin... oh......... [is interrupted by Tom]
*Tom:
*TBA
=== Scene 3: ???/??? ===
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