How Can It Be Licensed or Insured When It Did Not Even Come From Earth

== District 12 Was Always A Shithole ==
Contracts Have To Be Prioritized By Contractors Stealing The Puppies Was Just Not Priority At The Time When Their Done Doing Their Little Dance With All The Source Code That's This Has The Potential To Be Relevant Again In The Future 
== Then Somehow That 9 Year Old At 25 Years Old Returns To District 12 Only For His Best Friend To Be Greeted With A Harpoon To Chest His Truck Catching Fire And His Last Objective Too Far Away ==
They Could've Done All That With A PS1 There Was No Need For The Deception To Even Last As Long As It Did It Was A Simple Big Lie That Had A Simple Resolve And Believe Me The Next Big Lie Is Not Gonna Have A Simple Resolve 
A Cursed Letter From A Cursed Civilization That Has A Reputation For Showing Up In The Strangest of Places 
== If Time Travel Was Real Your Nation Would Not Exist Because I'd Check The Stock Market Then Take That Data Back In Time And Fund All Your Enemies ==
Not Even Biff Would Do That I Would Because I Hate You Your Plan For Our Future Is Bull$hit On The Second Everything Is Dependent On Freedom Every Second of Everyone's Life Is Dependent On Freedom 
== Leslie "Spike" O'Malley Is Advent And As Such Biff In My Timeline Is Dead ==
Why Is Biff Dead Simple
By Now That Boy Is Part of Another Submarine Crew In Some Other Division of The Same Guardian Corps Doing The Same Job I Did For The Same Reasons I Joined No One Thus Far Has Ever Escaped The Advent Recruitment Process Because Through The Fair Chance Act Enforced Through The Patriot Act It Happens At The Jails Your Criminals Today Your Future Veterans Your Distant Future Enemies Pretty Soon Your Military Is Gone And Your Short On Recruits The Advent Is A Sufficiently Superior Foe In The Intergalactic "war on terror"