おでこに生えたビワの性格が悪い (Odeko ni Haeta Biwa no Seikaku ga Warui)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
おでこからビワの木が生えた 	odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta 	A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,
最初からいましたみたいな態度で生えた 	saisho kara imashita mitai na taido de haeta 	acting as though it has always been there.
無闇に抜くのも恐ろしく 	muyami ni nuku no mo osoroshiku 	I'm scared of trying to pluck it recklessly,
医者に行くのも恥ずかしい 	isha ni iku no mo hazukashii 	and I'm also too embarrassed to go see a doctor.
 	 	
ビワの重みで手元が狂い 	biwa no omomi de temoto ga kurui 	When I, due to my new-found clumsiness caused by the heavy loquat,
片眉を剃り落としてしまった時 	katamayu o soriotoshite shimatta toki 	accidentally shaved off one of my eyebrows,
涙目になる俺をよそに 	namidame ni naru ore o yoso ni 	the loquat, indifferent to my suffering and tears,
爆発的に伸び始めた 	bakuhatsuteki ni nobihajimeta 	began to lengthen explosively.
 	 	
悲しんだら枯れるから 	kanashindara kareru kara 	Come on, please let this be a
笑って咲かせ続けるとか 	waratte sakasetsuzukeru to ka 	Nice story where
そんな設定にして良い話みたいにしろよ 	sonna settei ni shite ii hanashi mitai ni shiro yo 	when I'm sad it will wilt and when I'm happy it will grow.
凹んでる時に限って 	hekonde'ru toki ni kagitte 	Don't you dare flaunt
たわわに実ってんじゃねーよ 	tawawa ni minotte'n ja nee yo 	Your fruits whenever I'm depressed.
俺の毛の量と反比例する気かよこの野郎 	ore no ke no ryou to hanpirei suru ki ka yo kono yarou	Are you trying to be inversely proportional to the amount of my hair? You bastard!
 	 	
おでこからビワの木が生えた 	odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta 	A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,
祖父の代からここみたいな態度で生えた 	sofu no dai kara koko mitai na taido de haeta 	acting as though it has been there since my grandfather's generation.
寝てる時には伸びないのに 	nete'ru toki ni wa nobinai no ni 	It doesn't grow when I'm sleeping,
起きて見てる時に伸びる 	okite mite'ru toki ni nobiru 	but as soon as I wake up and look at it, it'll be growing.
 	 	
目の前にて茂りゆくビワに 	me no mae ni te shigeriyuku biwa ni 	Onto the loquat that's prospering in front of my eyes,
ついに除草剤を散布したのだが 	tsui ni josouzai o sanpu shita no da ga 	I decided to spray some herbicide.
油断していた数分後に 	yudan shite ita suufungo 	A few minutes after I thought it was all over,
後悔することになるのだ 	koukai suru koto ni naru no da 	I came to regret my action.
 	 	
流れてきた雫がちょうど　 	nagarete kita shizuku ga choudo 	The loquat tree has sprouted
目に落ちてくるような 	me ni ochite kuru you na 	A new branch in a location such that
位置に枝が伸びてきてる 	ichi ni eda ga nobite kite'ru 	the drops of fluid would drip right into my eye.
シャンプーハットが欠かせない 	shanpuu hatto ga kakasenai 	I'll need a shower hat.
寝転んだら床に垂れて 	nekorondara yuka ni tarete 	When I turn in my sleep,
畳が腐ってゆく 	tatami ga kusatte yuku 	It would drip onto the tatami and make it rot.
仕方なく洗い流したら 	shikata naku arainagashitara 	Finally, I decided to wash it with water,
その水でまた育った 	sono mizu de mata sodatta 	Which nurtured the loquat back to life.
 	 	
逆手に取る 	gyakute ni toru 	I'll have to try the opposite approach.
落ち込むと育つのなら 	ochikomu to sodatsu no nara 	If it grows when I'm in a slump,
笑えば枯れるはず 	waraeba kareru hazu 	then it should wilt when I laugh.
食らえ俺の大爆笑 	kurae ore no daibakushou 	Try my roars of laughter on for size.
 	 	
右脇から二本目生えた 	migiwaki kara nihonme haeta 	A second tree has grown out of my right armpit,
笑うと増えるとかアホか 	warau to fueru to ka aho ka 	And it grows when I laugh. Seriously?!
しかも枝が刺さるから 	shikamo eda ga sasaru kara 	On top of that, I can no longer put my right arm down
右脇が閉められない 	migiwaki ga shimerarenai 	Because of the sharp branches.
さすがにもう命の危機だ 	sasuga ni mou inochi no kiki da 	This is now a life-threatening exigency,
119番にコール 	hyakujuukyuu ban ni kooru 	So I called for an ambulance.
救急車到着までの間に 	kyuukyuusha touchaku made no aida ni 	But when the ambulance arrived,
キレイに抜けた 	kirei ni nuketa 	I had already completely removed the loquat.
 	 	
あ゛あ゛ー！！！！！！！！！ 	aa--!!!!!!!!! 	Aah-!!!!!!!!!
あ゛あ゛ー！！！！！！！！！ 	aa--!!!!!!!!! 	Aah-!!!!!!!!!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*エレクトロロマンス (Electro Romance) (album)
*My Colorful Confuse
A version featuring Gackpo was featured on the following album:
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Supernova 6 (album)
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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* - Gackpo's version
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