The Mooing Bird/Transcript

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== Chapter 1: All Aboard! ==
* Narrator: People have been around for millions of years. And people are a very social species, and if a species is particularly social, they tend to communicate alot, due to this communication, many stories and tales get passed around, from person to person. And if a particular tale gets passed around long enough, it'll gain status of a legend. What's a legend? A legend is like a myth, a fairytale. A popular legend that you might've heard of is for example Sasquatch, or maybe the Loch Ness Monster. Do you know any of these monsters? But there is one legend, like no other; the legend of the Mooing Bird. A legendary bird, it can grow bigger than a lion, or even a rhino. It's name comes from the sound it makes, a loud "moo". Thousands of people have risked their life to find this legendary bird, but have had no luck whatsoever. But there is one man who succeeded in finding the Mooing Bird, it all began three days ago...
* The screen fades to a harbour.
* Angela: Are you sure it's a smart idea to take the kids with you?
* Gerald: Don't worry, sweetheart. When I was as old as them I had already won 10 legend-hunting awards!
* Angela: Oh, don't exaggerate.
* Gerald: I'm not exaggerating! It's true!
* Angela: Sure it is. Good luck Gerald, stay safe. And don't let anything happen to Billy and Stewie, or I'll come to that island myself and feed you to the sharks.
* Gerald: Harhar, very funny. I won't let anything happen, I promise.
* Gerald walks aboard the ship, followed by his two sons, Billie and Stewie.
* Angela and Family: Bye! Safe travels!
* Gerald: Goodbye! See you soon!
* Billie and Stewie: Bye mom!
* The ship sails off into the horizon.
== Chapter 2: Sailor's Life ==
* Billy and Stewie are playing cards in their room.
* Stewie: Urgh, this sucks.
* Billy: Dad! How long is it 'til we're at Poa-Poa?
* Gerald walks down the stairs.
* Gerald: Not so long, we're almost there, I can feel it in your bones.
* Stewie: Dad, that's not the feeling you can feel in your bones, it's that lobster that's hanging on your arm.
* Gerald: Oh... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!G
* Billy and Stewie laugh it off, while Gerald pulls off the lobster.
* Gerald: Stop laughing you two, it isn't funny.
* Billy: You're right, it's not funny... It's hilarious!
* Billy and Stewie continue laughing.
* Gerald: Harharhar. But really, I feel we're close.
* Stewie: You felt we were close two days ago dad...
* Gerald: I mean it this time! I really do.
* Stewie: If you say so...
* The scene cuts to Billy and Stewie cleaning the deck.
* Billy: Who knew it'd be so hard to clean a ship?
* Stewie: Well, it is a giant ship, so it's to be expected.
* Gerald: Billy, Stewie, dinner's ready!
* Billy: Yes! Food! Finally, I'm starving!
* Billy and Stewie rush to the galley.
* Gerald: Alright guys! Sit down, because today I prepared something special. Cooked fi-
* Billy and Stewie: Cooked fish, we know. It's not exactly special if you make it every day.
* Gerald: What? Who doesn't love cooked fish?
* Billy and Stewie raise their hand.
* Gerald: Oh, stop it you two. And eat your fish, you're gonna need a lot of energy to finish your chores.
* The three of them start chowing down on their food, and the screen fades.
== Chapter 3: The Kraken ==
* The screen focuses onto a large seastorm, giant waves everywhere, thunder and lightning can be heard in the distance. Gerald's ship sails into view.
* Gerald: Woah! This sure is one heck of a storm!
* Stewie: Really? I didn't notice yet! That was sarcasm, if you're wondering.
* A couple food crates almost fall off the ship, but Billy runs towards it.
* Billy: Save the food!
* Billy jumps onto the crate and stops it just in time.
* Gerald: Wait a minute. Do you feel that?
* Stewie: Feel WHAT, dad? The boat shaking and breaking beneath our feet? Because I certainly feel THAT!
* Gerald: No, it feels more like something under the ship. Almost like a...
* A tentacle pops out of the water and reaches for the ship, it misses. Another comes out of the water, it hits the ship and tries to pull it down.
* Everyone: KRAKEN!!!
* Billy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Oh no, oh no, oh no! We're gonna DIEEEEEE!!!!
* Gerald grabs Billy and slaps him accross the face.
* Gerald: Keep it together, William! We're not gonna die!
* Stewie: Not gonna die? NOT GONNA DIE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SEEING RIGHT NOW?
* Gerald: YES! A GIANT CREATURE WITH 8 TENTACLES! But it's FINE, Steward! You're dad is an expert monster-hunter! Remember? I know just how to stop this thing, I'll be right back, keep it distracted!
* Gerald runs away.
* Stewie: DISTRACT IT? HOW?!
* Gerald: JUST THROW ANYTHING AT IT!
* Stewie looks at Billy.
* Gerald: EXCEPT FOR YOUR BROTHER!
* Stewie: Wait, what? How did he see that? Ah forget it, I need to find something to throw at it!
* Stewie grabs some food from one of the crates and throws it at the Kraken. The Kraken opens it's mouth and swallows everything in one bite.
* Billy: NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU DIRTY 8 LEGGED FISH!
* Stewie: Actually, the Kraken is a type of octo-
* Billy: I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!
* Billy grabs a spear from a weapon rack, he jumps onto the rope hanging from the crow's nest, he climbs all the way up, and then jumps off, aiming for the Kraken's mouth.
* Stewie: BILLY! WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING RIGHT INTO IT'S -
* The Kraken closes it's mouth. Right when Gerald comes back with a harpoon.
* Gerald: Steward! What happened? Where's your brother?!
* Stewie: He-He got eaten!
* Gerald: My god... No. NO! No no no no NO! NOOOO!
* Stewie: I'm so-
* The Kraken starts making loud noises, as if it's screaming in pain, Stewie and Gerald turn around.
* Gerald: What the?
* A spear cuts right through the monster's head, it's Billy! He cuts open a bigger hole and jumps out of the Kraken's head, the Kraken falls back into the water, and sinks to the bottom of the ocean. The sky gets as clear as daylight again, and the waves get calmer.
* Gerald and Stewie: Billy!
* Billy: Did I miss anything? Where's the food?
* Gerald: Oh Billy! I thought you were gone! Your mother would have KILLED me!
* Stewie: Billy, that was awesome! You SAVED us!
* Billy: Did I? Wowie, awesome!
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