Transcripts/My Little Pony Friendship is Magic/Animated shorts

==Triple Pony Dare Ya==
:Granny Smith: Seven... Eight... Nine... No, that's a button. I wonder what that goes to. Uh, lemme check.
:Rainbow Dash: [deep inhale, long sigh, deep inhale]
:Pinkie Pie: Mmmm! Don't you just love Granny's Hearth's Warming fruitcake? [to Applejack] Uh, what's wrong with her?
:Applejack: Triple Pony Dare. I bet Rainbow Dash she couldn't wait patiently in this line all the way to the end.
:Pinkie Pie: Wow. There's Triple Pony Dares, and then there's just impossible!
:Rainbow Dash: [straining, screams] Out of my way!
:Applejack: Told ya so! I win, fair and square.
:Rainbow Dash: No, you don't! I didn't Triple Dare you back! First one to finish a Dare, they're Triple Pony Dare champion! Forever!
:Rainbow Dash and Applejack: Hmph!
:Rainbow Dash: Triple Pony Dare ya. No touching, no wearing, for one... whole... moon!
:[bionic clicking]
:Applejack: I missed you so much, Tallulah!
:[whooshing]
:Applejack: Triple Pony Dare ya, Rainbow Dash! Fly slower than apple molasses!
:[screech!]
:Rainbow Dash: [straining] Aah!
:Rainbow Dash: Keep going. You need twenty more to win this Dare.
:Applejack: [straining] Whoa...! [screams, groans]
:Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
:Applejack: You gotta dig five holes before sunset – Earth pony style!
:Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
:[clang!]
:Rainbow Dash: [warbling]
:[crack]
:Rainbow Dash: Buck one and only one.
:Applejack: [gulps]
:[soft tap]
:[thud]
:[flump!]
:Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
:Pinkie Pie: So? Find a Triple Pony Dare champion forever yet?
:Applejack: It should be me! If Rainbow Dash didn't keep comin' up with such lowdown, nasty Dares.
:Rainbow Dash: Me?! Do you know how hard it is to fly slow?!
:Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I just figured out how to settle this whole thing!
:Rainbow Dash: You did?
:Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. I Triple Pony Dare you... to quit daring each other!
:Applejack: No way!
:Rainbow Dash: Me, neither!
:Pinkie Pie: Guess that means... I'm the winner! I win! I win! I win! Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! [giggles]
==The Great Escape Room==
:[crunch]
:Rainbow Dash: Hey! You stepped on my tail!
:Applejack: Sorry. Can't see a darn thing.
:Fluttershy: Did Pinkie Pie say what her Hearth's Warming Eve surprise was going to be?
:[click]
:Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [yelp]
:Pinkie Pie: Welcome to my amazingly amazing escape room! So? You amazed?
:[beat]
:Rarity: Yes. Because it looks remarkably like Applejack's barn.
:Pinkie Pie: Oh, it's sooo much more. Holiday clues, puzzles, and riddles are hidden everywhere! And until you solve them to find the key...
:[rattle]
:Pinkie Pie: We're locked inside!
:Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity: [gasp]
:Twilight Sparkle: Come on, everypony. We're experts at escape rooms now.
:Pinkie Pie: Good! 'Cause if we don't get out of here in time, something super big and really scary is going to happen!
:Fluttershy: What kind of something?
:Pinkie Pie: I don't remember.
:Rarity: But... But you created this escape room!
:Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. Then I made sure to forget everything so I can play, too. Whee!
:Rainbow Dash: That's not what the clue means. We're supposed to lick the candy canes, then sing carols.
:Applejack: The way I see it, we gallop backwards, whistle carols, then lick 'em.
:Pinkie Pie: Why not try both?
:[gramophone playing]
:Pinkie Pie: [whistles]
:Rainbow Dash: [straining]
:Fluttershy: [straining]
:Rarity: Two hundred thousand, seventy-four... Two hundred thousand, seventy-five... Two hundred thousand, sev...
:Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, what does any of this have to do with finding a key?
:Pinkie Pie: We're having fun!
:Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy: [gasp]
:Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
:Rarity: Oh, poo! I've lost count! One... Two...
:[music]
:[clock ticking]
:[bell clanging]
:Rainbow Dash: Well? Which one of these is the thing you need for the perfect Hearth's Warming Eve?
:Pinkie Pie: All of them! [squee] Yay!
:Fluttershy: [cries]
:[buzzing]
:Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
:Pinkie Pie: And time's up! And you didn't find the key, so get ready. What's gonna happen?!
:Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [scared noises]
:[whirring]
:Mane Six except Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
:[squeak!]
:Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah! That's what it was! Woo-hoo! Wasn't that sooo much fun?!
:Twilight Sparkle: Uh... "fun" is a very strong word.
:Gummy: [blows noisemaker]
==Mystery Voice==
:Rarity: Welcome, class. Today, we are going to make dolls for Hearth's Warming Eve.
:[loudspeaker whines]
:[microphone taps]
:Loudspeaker: Good morning, students and teachers. Due to the snow, Yodeling Club is canceled. Thank you.
:[click]
:Rarity: Hmm. Odd. That didn't sound like Twilight. Well, as I was saying—
:[loudspeaker whines]
:Loudspeaker: Hi-hi-hi! One more thing. Urban yovidaphone practice is postponed 'til after holiday break. Ta for now!
:[click]
:Rarity: Ta indeed! Now, if that is all...
:[beat]
:Rarity: Wonderful. As I was saying, I think you're going to find this project very—
:[loudspeaker whines]
:Loudspeaker: the fun and games society regrets to inform you that today's outdoor chess event is being rescheduled! Scheduled... scheduled...!
:[click]
:Rarity: [annoyed tone] As I was saying—
:[loudspeaker whines]
:Loudspeaker: have a great day!
:[click]
:Rarity: [growls] That does it! Enough interruptions!
:[door opens, slams]
:[thud]
:[smack!]
:Rarity: What are you two doing here?
:Rainbow Dash: I can't get through a sentence without being cut off! I'm gonna tell those announcers to pipe down!
:Fluttershy: I'm gonna ask them politely! I've been trying to teach my students how to feed a hedgehog—
:[loudspeaker whines]
:Loudspeaker: [high-pitched] And don't forget! The Jump-Rope Jamboree is also canceled!
:Fluttershy: But that keeps happening.
:Rainbow Dash: Let's go have a friendly teacher chat with those announcers. On three.
:Rarity: One...
:Fluttershy: Two...
:Rainbow Dash: Three!
:[door opens]
:Applejack: [high-pitched] Sorry for the inconvenience!
:Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity: Applejack?!
:Applejack: Oh, hey! What do you think? Twilight said I could do the announcements today. With all the bad news, I thought I'd give 'em some flavor.
:Rainbow Dash: Wait. All those voices were yours?
:Applejack: [chuckles] Sure were. Want to hear another?
:Rarity: Actually, if you don't mind saving them, I think we have a perfect Hearth's Warming solution for the blizzard outside.
:Applejack: [non-accented] This land shall be known as Unicornia. [normally] ...proclaimed Princess Platinum. [gruffly] pegasopolis! [normally] ...demanded Commander Hurricane. [high-pitched] Dirtville! [normally] ...suggested Chancellor Puddinghead. And still the windigos raged outside. [spooky noises]
==Rarity's Biggest Fan==
:Twilight Sparkle: I'll have my usual mane style. Thank you, Aloe.
:Rarity: [fake cough] Not again.
:Twilight Sparkle: Do you need some water?
:Rarity: Oh, I'm fine, darling. But why couldn't you try something different for once? A chic updo will simply scream "headmare"!
:Twilight Sparkle: I'm not sure I want my mane to scream anything. [to Aloe] I'll just have the same as always.
:Rarity: Oh, bother. Of course you will.
:Twilight Sparkle: What can I say? I know what I like. But there's nothing stopping you from trying a new style.
:Rarity: I do feel the winds of change rustling my mane. But what to get? Hmm... [groans] I need something spectacular!
:[wind whistling]
:Rarity: Something... moving!
:[window closes]
:Twilight Sparkle: Princesses Celestia and Luna are the only ones with manes like that.
:Rarity: Not for long!
:Rarity: [grunting] Oh, come on, mane! Move! [sputters] There must be a secret to it.
:[magic zap]
:[cracking]
:[hairspray hissing]
:[cracking]
:[wind whistling]
:[train whistle blows]
:"All Aboard": Last stop!
:[ponies chattering]
:Rarity: Oh, poo!
:Spike: Oh, uh, hey, Rarity. I picked up that fabric you asked me to. Anything else you need?
:Rarity: [gasps]
:[wings flapping]
:Rarity: Now that you mention it...
:[door opens]
:Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! I can't believe you figured it out! What's the secret to the spell?
:Rarity: Actually, there was no spell. All it takes is... [clears throat]
:[wind whistling]
:Rarity: ...a big fan!
:Spike: [panting]
:Rarity: Thank you, Spikey-Wikey. Now, come along. We've got things to do and ponies who need to see me!
:Spike: [groans]
:Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
==Ail-icorn==
:Twilight Sparkle: [sneezes]
:Spike: I've tried everything! Poultices, soup, a poultice made of soup. But nothing's helping Twilight get better!
:Twilight Sparkle: [congested] I told you, Spike. It's just a little spring allergy— [sneezes]
:[magic zap]
:Twilight Sparkle: —in my horn.
:Rarity: Strange. I've never had a horn allergy.
:Rainbow Dash: Must be an Alicorn thing.
:Rarity: Oh, pity. The glitter is simply par excellence.
:Spike: Uh, I wouldn't do that.
:[poof!]
:Spike: Told ya.
:[whiffle!]
:[stretching]
:[snap!]
:Applejack: That... is the fifth strangest thing I've ever seen.
:Rarity: How do I get it off?!
:[thud]
:Rarity: Whoa! Whoopsie! Ugh.
:Twilight Sparkle: [coughing]
:[teleportation zap]
:Fluttershy: S-So... c-c-c-c-c-cold...!
:Spike: See? We gotta do something to stop Twilight from sneezing magic!
:Twilight Sparkle: Sorry. But there's nothing you can do. Everything I've read says this just has to run its cour— Ah...
:Rainbow Dash: Take cover!
:Twilight Sparkle: Ah... Ah... [sneezes loudly]
:[magic zap]
:Applejack: Uh-oh! Whoooaaa! [screaming]
:Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, Applejack.
:Rainbow Dash: I'll get you down!
:Twilight Sparkle: [sneezes]
:[magic zap]
:Rainbow Dash: [horn honks, sawing sounds]
:Spike: Uh... what'd she say?
:Rainbow Dash: [jackhammering, slide whistle, chicken squawk]
:Fluttershy: I don't know. Not even I speak sound effect.
:[knocking]
:Rarity: This is ridiculous! We simply must find a cure!
:[thud]
:Pinkie Pie: [muffled] Never fear!
:[door opens]
:Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie is here! Special delivery from Zecora!
:Rainbow Dash: [drill sound, cuckoo clock, cat yowl, bionic clicking]
:Pinkie Pie: That's what I said. Anyhoo, Zecora promised this potion will cure Twilight!
:Twilight Sparkle: [gulping, hiccups]
:[poof!]
:[thud]
:Rainbow Dash: Aw, yeah!
:[poof!]
:Twilight Sparkle: It worked!
:Pinkie Pie: Except...
:[poof!]
:Pinkie Pie: ...there may be some teensy-eensy side effects.
:Baby Twilight Sparkle: [crying]
==Teacher of the Month==
:Applejack: Hey, Fluttershy! Congrats on bein' Teacher of the Month. Again. What is this, number fifteen?
:Fluttershy: Oh, um... sixteen, actually. [giggles]
:Rainbow Dash: What's your secret? Say some other pony wanted to be Teacher of the Month. What should she do?
:Fluttershy: Well, um, I'm not exactly sure.
:[students chattering]
:Fluttershy: All right, class. Time to tidy up.
:Students: Awww...
:Fluttershy: I mean, it's time for a clean-up dance party!
:[thud]
:[dance music]
:Students: Yay! [laughing]
:[camera clicks]
:Fluttershy: Today, we're gonna learn about responsibility.
:Students: [groan]
:Fluttershy: By taking care of baby animals!
:Students: Yay!
:[camera clicks]
:[rain falling]
:Fluttershy: Sorry, everyone. Looks like we have to cancel our field trip because of the weather.
:Students: Awww...
:Fluttershy: We'll just have to stay here and play games instead!
:Students: Yay!
:[camera clicks]
:Applejack: Wow. You really are a great teacher.
:Rainbow Dash: So? Teach us! How can we get our picture on that wall?
:[dance music]
:Applejack: Welcome to the first annual Student Appreciation School Party!
:Rainbow Dash: Set up and hosted by us!
:Students: Yay!
:Fluttershy: I definitely think they should be Teachers of the Month, don't you?
:[students muttering in agreement]
:Applejack: Thanks for your help, Fluttershy. We wouldn've never thought of this without you.
:Smolder: Wait.
:[music stops]
:Smolder: This was Fluttershy's idea?
:Rainbow Dash: Well...
:Applejack: Uh, yup.
:Students: [laughing]
:[camera clicks]
:Rainbow Dash and Applejack: [laugh, sigh]
==Starlight the Hypnotist==
:[door knocks]
:[door opens]
:Starlight Glimmer: Oh, hey, Twilight. Did you knock?
:Twilight Sparkle: No! I mean, yes! I mean, am I interrupting something? I'll come back later.
:Starlight Glimmer: No, stay. I was just fixing Pinkie Pie's kite. Uh, is everything okay?
:Twilight Sparkle: [laughing nervously] Well, since you asked, there is a little tiny something bothering me.
:Starlight Glimmer: Oh. [chuckles] Then you've come to the right counselor.
:Twilight Sparkle: Oh, wow. This is actually kind of embarrassing, but...
:Starlight Glimmer: But...?
:Twilight Sparkle: The thing is, I'm terrified of... of...
:Twilight Sparkle: [gasps, screams]
:[spoon clatters]
:Twilight Sparkle: [screams]
:Twilight Sparkle: [screams, yelping]
:Starlight Glimmer: Ladybugs? Like the cute, little, red beetle things with black spots?
:Twilight Sparkle: When I was a filly, a swarm of them got into our house. Shining Armor told me that their spots were extra eyes watching you wherever you go! So creepy! [whimpers] Ever since Fluttershy assigned the students that ladybug care project, they're everywhere! What's this? "Magical Hypnosis for Phobias: A Beginner's Guide".
:Starlight Glimmer: Mm-hmm. I've been studying the techniques. Want to give it a shot? Okay! All you have to do is keep your eyes on the star. You should begin to feel sleepy any moment. [echoing] Just listen to the sound of my voice. Instead of being afraid when you see a ladybug, you will now—
:[door bursts open]
:Pinkie Pie: Kite-flying time! Woo-hoo!
:Twilight Sparkle: Ladybug... Kite-flying time... Woo-hoo... [groans]
:Starlight Glimmer: [groans]
:Twilight Sparkle: [yelps] Can't see me now, huh?! What's wrong?! Got clouds in your eyes, spots?! [crazed laughter]
:Pinkie Pie: Wow! Twilight really likes her new kite. But why does she keep yelling at it to stop looking at her?
:Starlight Glimmer: [groans]
==Sundae, Sundae, Sundae==
:Pinkie Pie: Step right up, everypony, to the coolest attraction in all of Equestria! [slurps, giggles]
:[ponies chattering]
:Pinkie Pie: And I mean cool.
:Daisy: Ooh...
:Pinkie Pie: This show is cooler than a snow sandwich in Yakyakistan.
:Sea Swirl: Ooh...
:Pinkie Pie: What icy treasures await you ponies behind this very curtain? Oh! I'm glad you asked. 'Cause I've got the "scoop"!
:[thud]
:Pinkie Pie: A big one! Presenting the one, the only... Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream Museum!
:[squeak!]
:[ponies cheering]
:Mrs. Cake: [clears throat] Uh, Pinkie Pie? Uh—
:Pinkie Pie: The Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream Museum is the only place where you can learn about the history of ice cream and admire whatever flavor you favor! [giggles] Come on, everypony. Revere the rocky road! Commend the cookie dough! Marvel at the mint chip! And don't forget to take a dip in the rainbow sprinkle pool! It's so beautiful!
:Mr. Cake: [worried sound]
:Mrs. Cake: Pinkie Pie, dear, the ice cream is going to—
:Pinkie Pie: Be delicious! That's right, Mrs. Cake! Because there's tasting spoons for everypony! You get a spoon, and you get a spoon, and you get a spoon, and you get a spoon!
:[ponies laughing]
:Pinkie Pie: What could top that, you ask?
:[beat]
:Pinkie Pie: Go on. You ask.
:Crowd Pony: Uh, what could... What could top—?
:Pinkie Pie: Toppings! Jimmies, gummies, crumbles, jumbles, sprinkles, pickles... [gasps] And that's just the first row!
:Mrs. Cake: Well, why don't we go inside and see?
:Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Tell me, Cranky. What flavor of ice cream are you most excited about?
:Cranky Doodle Donkey: Vanilla.
:Pinkie Pie: Well, you're in luck! 'Cause this museum's got that, too! Now, who's ready to chill out with me?!
:[ponies cheering]
:Pinkie Pie: Welcome to...
:Mrs. Cake: [whimpers]
:[ponies gasp]
:Pinkie Pie: The Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream— [gasps] Soup Museum?
:Cranky Doodle Donkey: Good. I can't stand eating cold things.
:Pinkie Pie: [slurps] Mmmm! [gasps]
:[splash!]
:Pinkie Pie: Melted is my new favorite flavor!
:[ponies laughing]