CSR

== CSR ==
CSR (Christian Schizo Roleplay) is an independent text-based roleplay based inside of the #polska channel of Brazilian's Mapping Chat. It started on May 4th, 2024 and is currently ongoing. 
The basic premise of the roleplay is based around a group of misfits attempting to prevent the Apocalypse, all with unique abilities that are activated in order to achieve their goal. The roleplay is based in a slightly-altered real world, and each arc focuses on the group tackling an issue in a specific part of the world.
=== Cast ===
"Woke Squad/Gang"
- Abigail Schwarzman
- Vanya Sarkis
- Nemtseva Pavlovna
- Finn McMullen
- Elizabeth Harvey
- Salvo Capuozzo
- Gabriel Caratachea
- Isaiah B. Dowes 
- Yoshiko Karaslavova (not yet appeared.)
Allies
- Ramon de Saint Gilles
- Josh Ayson
- Nyota Elonga Mbombela
- "Keith"
- Romesh
- Indra Suraja
Eldritch Entities
- Katalin
- Lucifer
- Chernobog
- Beelzebub
- Giant Chicken
=== Sessions ===
==== Session One - "657" - 4/5/24 ====
Session 1 begins with the main cast and central being introduced. Several people from across the world with dormant supernatural powers have been kidnapped and brought to an undisclosed location. In lore, this takes place on February 1st, 2024. The first characters introduced are Elizabeth Harvey, a bookish and oddball girl from English money, and Abigail Schwarzman, a woman who can be described with every synonym for 'psychotic' by those she recruits. Elizabeth is strapped to a chair, in a dark room. Abigail reveals to Elizabeth that the world will come to an end on April 5th, 2025. She proves this by bringing out a ledger providing classified information from national governments and religious institutions across the world. They all highlight the date as the arrival of Armageddon, or the Apocalypse. She also reveals that, like the others Abigail has recruited, Elizabeth has a voice inside her head. She doesn't proceed to elaborate on the point, however, and instead presents Elizabeth with the choice of signing a contract and being part of an Anti-Apocalypse Team, or simply staying in the undisclosed location and being starved. Elizabeth signs the contract. She is released.
The two of them move onto the next room, where a third character is introduced. Nemtseva Pavlovna, a Siberian huntress with the English skills of a dog, is strapped to a chair when Abigail & Elizabeth arrive, and curses them out in Russian while Abigail attempts to find a translator. While she does that, she leaves Elizabeth with Nemtseva, and the two have a short bout between each other in their respective languages. Essentially the conversational form of already-chewed gum, the two share nothing in common, and so are forced to wait awkwardly until a small dog wearing a business suit walks by. Then, the voice of an older man speaking with Abigail breaks their silence, and the man walks in. Ramon De Saint-Gilles, a man that can claim the title of 'him', comes in speaking Russian, he unties Nemtseva while explaining the mechanics of the voice inside her head, of which she also has one, much like her coworker Elizabeth. When the conversation comes to the topic of the contract, Ramon has to prove to Nemtseva (who is from an impoverished Siberian village) that the contract provides her with money, but even then is skeptical about the whole thing. She agrees when Ramon reveals the nature of their overseer, and relents, saying she'll sign the contract in four days from then.
Their conversation is cut short when a man runs out from a room a few doors down, screaming. Finn McMullen, the chiseled adonis of the Irish stereotype, is introduced here, his thumbs broken from escaping the restraints. Abigail quickly stops him and knocks him out to prevent his ramblings. He doesn't sign the contract due to his state of unconsciousness.
The trio of Nemtseva, Abigail, and Elizabeth leave him alone, though Abigail considers killing him aloud because of Finn's mumbling in his unconscious state. Elizabeth urges against it, and instead they head into the kitchen. Finn later joins them when he regains consciousness. They have a relatively quiet, albeit tense, meal as Abigail breaks down any questions they might have. In the end, she gets frustrated with Nemtseva's lack of English skills, and so calls over an acquaintance of hers to force Nemtseva to learn. 'Josh Ayson' is the quintessential delinquent of the group, and provides Nemtseva with private lessons. However, noting that he physically cannot teach her English in twenty minutes, so he has Nemtseva chug a mysterious potion. In a few minutes, she's speaking prolific English without the ability to actually understand it.
The next on Abigail's list is an Armenian girl named Vanya Sarkis, By the time they open the door, Elizabeth is already debating with Abigail on their approach. However, Vanya is a skeptic off the bat, and seems reluctant to accept the reality. Abigail puts it bluntly and informs her about the ludicrous contract she is presenting Vanya. With the talk of money involved (and pointing out the logistics it took to get Vanya here in the first place), Vanya is more open to talk about the situation. Like a bombshell, she's told that her and her allies will have to essentially fight God. She kind of mocks the idea, but Abigail loses her patience.
Abigail moves onto her next prisoner, that being an elderly Italian man by the name of Salvo Capuozzo. Despite Salvo's initial skepticism, she manages to convince him that the Apocalypse is indeed happening. She reveals that in 4 days, Lucifer himself is coming to check up on the group. She releases him into the lobby, where the rest of the group are playing Uno.
They have a miscellaneous conversation about The Amazing Digital Circus. Then, the topic switches to the motives for the Apocalypse. They joke about the idea that maybe Russia or America caused the apocalypse. In terms of actually discussing the apocalypse, the crew starts gathering fears that perhaps they'd be killed before being able to fulfill their goal. Abigail reassures them that their capabilities will be revealed to them with time. She does this by revealing that she's the... daughter of Lucifer. This does basically nothing to mull over their anxiety. So, to change the topic, Salvo brings up the Power Struggle series that his son watches, which somehow brings the group to realize they still have their phones, but before they can even think about it, Abigail threatens to kill them all if they contact any of their friends or family. Nemtseva eventually gets her weapon, a Mosin-Nagant rifle. When the session closes, they all go to bed in their cells, waiting for the next directive, and for the rest of the crew to come together.
===== Dream Sequence One - "Aim For The Head" - 4/5/24 =====
That same night, Finn has an extremely vivid dream. He 'awakens' to a large, green field with wind billowing across it. He breaths in and out. There's a girl in the distance, and for a moment he worries about this dream being that sort of dream, but approaches her nonetheless. He asks her if she's an angel, to which she mocks him for it. He tries to explain to her that this is his dream, but she confirms that she already knows that. She talks to Finn as if she's been his friend for a long time, and consoles him -- then immediately starts insulting his lack of a Natural Talent and his masculinity. The girl mocks Finn by saying that he's lonely, so she'll keep him company in his psyche.
When Finn asks, the girl says her name is Katalin. And when he asks further, she deflects by telling him that he's not powerful enough to be able to discern what she is. Instead, she offers some advice on the people around him. For example, she tells him to trust Abigail entirely, and if not then to lay trust in Josh Ayson, as she likes him. Finn, however, isn't even trusting of Katalin and says so out loud. She reneges her prior topics and finally explains to Finn that she's a being that gains more knowledge and potency from sleeping than being awake. She also reveals that she hasn't met Finn before, but her dynamic with him is merely instinct. So, having revealed who she is, Katalin hands Finn a key that fits into...
Finn has a hole in his hip. Katalin explains that the key fits in the hole, and will turn Finn into a whole different person with an insane power difference. In any case, she says her goodbyes, mentioning something about Hungarian grammar homework, and leaves Finn to awaken with the key in his hand.
==== Session Two - "657 Pt. II" - 5/5/24 ====
The following day is started by Gabriel Caratachea, a music obsessed Columbian kid at 16 years of age, who is woken up by the voice inside his head. By the time that Abigail walks into his cell, he's gotten acquainted with his voice. She explains that his in particular is some far right Columbian general by the name of Carlos Castano. Then, she goes on to tell him about the system of Natural Talents. They are spiritual manifestations of dead people who held vast amounts of power, both in exorcist terms or not. Gabriel, like the other people on this team, were born with the talent, and have only had it activate very recently. Although, he has his doubts when Abigail brings up the topic of the apocalypse and gets him to sign his contract. As Abigail puts it, the standards to get into Hell have become lower than ever before, so when most people die they are sent there. And when the Apocalypse comes down, it's unclear what will happen to the vast swaths of souls stuck in Hell's realm. Once he signs his contract and he has no more questions, Abigail reveals that they are in the state of New York, in an unspecified town, and leads him out of the cell and allows him to roam freely in the bunker. 
The next person to wake up is Isaiah B. Dowes, a Lockheed Martin intern far out of his element, via the screaming of the abolitionist John Brown. Him and his schizophrenic voice hit it off before Abigail arrives. They exchange few words, so Brown takes it upon himself to explain the precarious situation Isaiah finds himself in. When he's done, Abigail procures a contract and presents it to Isaiah with the promise of monetary compensation. To which, he takes without much hesitation. 
===== Unknown Sequence One - 6/5/24 =====
A news report from the same day from The Times. It reveals a case from the Congo involving the Special Air Service in the Katanga region, including documents proving acts of genocide and the support for an independent Katanga. There are also additional reports added about illegal uranium mines that use child labor. A name is mentioned at the head of these crimes, a man by the name of Caleb Brown
In an unknown field, a mechanical monstrosity and Caleb discuss the fallout of the report. They confirm to have killed a whistleblower, and begin speaking of preparations for something greater.
==== Session Three - "Ice Cream of Questionable Quality" - 6/5/24 ====
It is two days later, on the 3rd of February, when the group of people are finally given permission to go to the outside world. They're told to take the bus to the nearest city of Buffalo, New York. Elizabeth, Nemtseva, and Finn opt to head into Buffalo to buy some liquor. On their way to the bus top, they speculate on Abigail's origins. Nemtseva comments that her red hair isn't normal, and Finn calls her a 'hellspawn'. Elizabeth presses him, since he'd seemingly referred to Abigail as if they knew each other. He reveals that he'd been in a car accident earlier in his life, and he'd required an organ transplant, but doesn't divulge much concerning Abigail. 
Whilst on the bus, the trio converse about the Natural Talent voices inside their heads. Nemtseva's is Russian man who acts misogynistic towards her and is rarely positive when interacting with her. Elizabeth's is a Chinese man who inexplicably can't go two sentences without calling non-Chinese people barbarians. Finn, however, doesn't seem to have a Natural Talent voice. Either way, they arrive in Buffalo, and go to a 7-Eleven to buy snacks. Elizabeth bumps into an older man while there, and since two of them are underage, he offers to let them use his ID. When they pay, Elizabeth takes a look at the name on the card. It says Augustin Daliway. He recognizes Finn, who plays dumb and ignores Augustin. He says he knows who the trio are, and demands to know where they're hiding. Isaiah and Vanya walk in, but Augustin pays minimal attention to them.
Vanya starts getting involved when Augustin frames them as Satanists, though Isaiah stays out of it as much as possible. Vanya and Nemtseva try to start speaking Russian to confuse Augustin, but he scolds them in Russian, and forces them to speak English. He speaks of Abigail and her recruiting minors, unaware that she actually did that. Isaiah tries leaving, but Augustin stops him. Through sheer willpower, Isaiah convinces Augustin that he's not with the group. So, Augustin turns his attention back onto the four of them, and begins pressing them for more information on what they're doing. He continues to call them Satanists (although that's technically not true) for 'collaborating with the devil'.
===== Dream Sequence Two - "Aim For The Head Pt. II" - 7/5/24 =====
==== Session Four - "God of This Age: Exordium" - 8/5/24 ====
===== Dream Sequence Three - "Aim For The Head Pt. III" - 9/5/24 =====
==== Session Five - "Pink Cardigan" - 10/5/24 ====
==== Session Six - "Twenty Dollar Perfume" - 11/5/24 ====
===== Dream Sequence Four - "Aim For The Head Pt. IV" - 13/5/24 =====
==== Session Seven - "Sensation" - 14/5/24 ====
==== Session Eight - "Sprinkling Salt" - 15/5/24 ====
==== Session Nine - "Preamble" - 16/5/24 ====
==== Session Ten - "JOSH CITY! JOSH CITY!" - 17/5/24 ====
==== Session Eleven - "Red Spy's in the Base!" - 18/5/24 ====
==== Session Twelve - "Statistics Are a Bitch." - 19/5/24 ====
===== Dream Sequence Five - "Torn Apart" - 20/5/24 =====
==== Session Thirteen - "Dubai Fried Chicken" - 20/5/24 ====
==== Session Fourteen - "Why Do You Call Yourself That?" - 21/5/24 ====
===== Dream Sequence Six - "Aim For The Head Pt. V" - 23/5/24 =====
==== Session Fifteen - "First Seal: Siraj Ziyadat Allah Abdelmassih" - 24/5/24 ====
==== Session Sixteen - "First Seal: Siraj Ziyadat Allah Abdelmassih Pt. 2" - 25/5/24 ====
===== Dream Sequence Seven - "Aim For The Head Pt. VI" - 26/5/24 =====
==== Session Seventeen - "Sea Shanties" - 26/5/24 ====
==== Session Eighteen - "Follow the Chef" - 27/5/24 ====
==== Session Nineteen - "Asinus Aureus" - 28/5/24 ====
==== Session Twenty - "20 Dollar Perfume: Part II" - 29/5/24 ====
==== Session Twenty One - "658: Pt. 1" - 30/5/24 ====
==== Session Twenty One - "658: Pt. 2" - 30/5/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Two - "Vehicular Maintenance: Pt. 1" - 31/5/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Three - "Florida." - 1/6/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Four - "Run From the Interpol; Get Into Furry Porn" - 3/6/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Five - "Average Day in New Orleans" - 4/6/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Six - "Vehicular Maintenance: Pt. 2"- 5/6/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Seven - "Enlightened Vessel" - 6/6/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Eight - "400 Years: Pt. 1" - 7/6/24 ====
==== Session Twenty Nine - "WE LOVE GAMBLING!" - 8/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty - "Fuck This City." - 9/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty One - "Eyes of Cinder" - 10/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Two - "I am beginning to exorcise." - 11/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Three - "Chocolate, Chocolate Chip" - 12/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Four - "400 Years: Natural Enemy" - 13/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Five - "Titan of Time" - 14/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Six - "I HATE COLORADO" - 15/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Seven - "I HATE UTAH" - 16/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Eight - "Delirious" - 17/6/24 ====
==== Session Thirty Nine - "Golden Circles" - 18/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty - "Tree Village" - 19/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty One - "400 Years: Claw Your Way Out" - 21/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty Two - "Fall of the Tricycles" - 22/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty Three - "Fall of the Tricycles: Part 2" - 23/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty Four - "Entrusted" - 24/6/24 ====
===== Backstory - "Dowes" - 25/6/24 =====
===== Backstory - "Need for Love" - 26/6/24 =====
==== Session Forty Five - "Fallout: New Vegas" - 26/6/24 ====
===== Backstory - "GB News at 6 with Nigel Farage" - 27/6/24 =====
==== Session Forty Six - "Heads Will Roll!" - 27/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty Seven - "Occurrences Occurring" - 28/6/24 ====
==== Session Forty Eight - "Awesome Session" - 29/6/24 ====
===== Backstory - "Bureaucracy" - 30/6/24 =====
==== Session Forty Nine - "Death Road to Arizona" - 30/6/24 ====
===== Backstory - "A Melhor Parte // Perdiendome" - 1/7/24 =====
==== Session Fifty - "Woke Guy" - 1/7/24 ====
==== Session Fifty One - "Good Morning, L.A!" - 2/7/24 ====
==== Session Fifty Two - "Blow with the Fires" - 3/7/24 ====
===== Backstory - "Golden Calf" - 5/7/24 =====
==== Session Fifty Three - "Beach Episode; Kill Self Episode" - 7/7/24 ====
==== Session Fifty Four - "Episode Eight" - 8/7/24 ====
==== Session Fifty Five - "Blood & Ice" - 9/7/24 ====
==== Session Fifty Six - "Fool, or a Clown?" - 10/7/24 ====