Multiplayer Tutorial - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

"Multiplayer Tutorial - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal" is a high quality rip of "Multiplayer Tutorial" from Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal.
== Joke ==
This rip plays the tutorial video for Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal's online multiplayer mode, but edited with sentence-mixing, with various recurring voice clips dubbed over various words and phrases.
Time 	Sound Clip 	Source
0:05 	"Porn" 	"The Internet Is for Porn" by Avenue Q Ensemble
0:10 	"Penis" 	South Park episode "D-Yikes!
0:11 	"Boobs" 	Naruto Abridged (Episode 18)
0:13 	"Fuck to the left" 	"Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags)" by Afroman
0:14 	"Fuck to the right" 	"Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags)" by Afroman
0:19 	"My ass" 	"The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere" from Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
0:21 	"Dick and balls" 	"At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
0:24 	"Suck my motherfucking dick"	"Suck my dick" by Dickheadz (Originally sampled from "Warning" by Ice-T)
0:25 	"Wiener" 	"Grandma's Kisses Dub" by greenday12688
0:28, 0:46 	"Fuck my ass" 	"Drive Thru" by Tenacious D
0:32 	"Cum" 	"Big Balls" by AC/DC
0:35, 1:00, 1:29	"In my butthole" 	"Grandmas Kisses" by Greenday12688
0:39 	"Watch me whack off" 	"At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
0:45 	"Suck" 	"Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags)" by Afroman
0:45, 1:15 	"FUCKING" 	"Inward Singing" by Tenacious D
0:46 	"When it's" 	"The Bet" from Drake and Josh
0:47 	"PINGAS" 	"Boogey-Mania" of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
0:53 	"Dildos" 	"At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
0:54 	"Lubrication" 	"Kielbasa" by Tenacious D
0:56, 1:53 	"Lick on my butt" 	"Slob on My Knob" by Three 6 Mafia
0:57 	"The Philippines" 	Tourettes' Guy
0:59 	"Shit!" 	"Inward Singing" by Tenacious D
1:00, 1:22 	"Big Ass" 	"Explosivo" by Tenacious D
1:09 	"Shit" 	"Inward Singing" by Tenacious D
1:12, 1:20, 1:35	"I'm gay" 	"I am Gay" by Holland Boys
1:21 	"Hard Fucking" 	"Hard Fucking" by Tenacious D
1:22, 1:57 	"Motherfucker" 	"Explosivo" by Tenacious D
1:23 	"Fucking" 	???
1:24 	"Boner" 	"Cock Pushups" by Tenacious D
1:30 	"Big Balls" 	"Big Balls" by AC/DC
1:35 	"Spurt" 	"Hard Fucking" by Tenacious D
1:36 	"on my chest" 	"Rock Your Socks" by Tenacious D
1:40 	"Titties" 	"Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags)" by Afroman
1:41 	"Penis!" 	Beavis and Butthead, "No Laughing, Part II"
1:44 	"You dumbass" 	That 70's Show, "Red's New Job"
1:46 	"Fucking dick" 	"Inward Singing" by Tenacious D
1:47 	"Bitch" 	"Grandmas Kisses" by Greenday12688
1:50 	"Shut up!" 	"Inward Singing" by Tenacious D
1:52 	"Jack off" 	???
2:00 	"What the hell" 	"CrackHead Thief #2 HD 😂COMEDY😂 ( David Spates )" by David Spates
== Transcript ==
Greedings quark cadets, this is Captain Qwark, here to teache you everything you need to know about porn. Let's get started.
The multiplayer game can be played in penis or boobs mode, players are divided into fuck to the left, fuck to the right teams.
The object' of a multiplayer game is to capture my ass, the capture of dick and balls, you must first suck my mother fucking wiener, then teleport inside the base and fuck my ass, (sigh) the sweet smell of cums.
This is my butthole, nods are neutrals objectifs that can be captured by watchING me whack off, there are usually severals nods place around the map, you can capture a nod by ass sucking my one inch PINGAS, capturing nods gives your team's access to various advantages including dildo, lubrication, my butt, the Philippines and shit and my butthole.
You can drive two differents vehicules in the multiplayer match, that Big ass slider, and my personal favorite the Hover-shit, all vehicules can be crewed by up to two players a gay and a siivagunner.
The radar is play in the bottom-right corner of the screen shows the positions of nearby gays hard fucking and big motherfucking boners. Press R3 or select at any times to call up a full screen-map of my big balls. If you are killed in a multiplayer game, you will respawn in the battlefield after I spurt on my chest, you can choose to respawn at any nods controled by your titties or at your main penis.
Joining an online game is easy you dumbass fucking dick, just select bitch-play from the main multiplayer menu and shut up.
Allright, now you ready to jack off and lick on my butt, let's get to it motherfucker.
==References==
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