Kate Ashby: In Empire Strikes Back/Transcript

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* (Walt Disney Pictures Classic intro)
* WALT DISNEY PICTURES Presents
* "KATE ASHBY: IN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK"
* Evil Man: All the evil mojo jojo and they let is to best of this treasure, Before to get strict The word, Faster I Say.
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* Narrator: We now return to Sunday Golf, On CBS.
* Man Narrator: And The Nick us to a world special the new fans, movie screening room to the hotel for Mel Gibson, That's thing, But the Heck of the week, You Know Heck of the week.
* (All Screaming)
* Mom: Oh my goodness, The power's ran out.
* Robin Man: What we gonna do Now, Dad.
* Fred: Well, You can light some Candles And Read
* (All Laughing)
* Boss man: I'll be great.
* John: We can tell inside in my butt.
* Meg: We can tell stories, Hey Dad, Climb aboard I'll movie I was born.
* John: Yeah, Yeah, The born was no happy fall and smack it was going to hospital and Smug into A Meg, The End, I got a better one, This is story and love, Father And Son's, And America's was always to be Entree's Right, This is the story of Star Wars, Let's begin with Part 4
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* Robin Man: Oh, What are you guys doing.
* Mike: Beep-Boop-Beep.
* Luke: What happened, There's no laser but I see.
* Mike: That's not want I see it, Guess you're happy to behold this planet.
* Robin Man: Well, I guess some banned the tracks, But I don't see any--- Wait a minute, There's Sand people, All right, I can't see one of them Now.
* (Gibbish)
* Mike: Who the hell are you.
* Grandma: One lucky son Mitch.
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* Boss man: You're know, Fred, I'm so happy to see you. 
* Fred: I'm not gonna chance you.
* Boss man: What. 
* Fred: I said I'm not gonna chance you.
* Boss man: What, This can't be serious, Simple, You know, But, I just won't that's all, I just won't, Blast I just did.
* (Meg and Robin Man Yelling)
* Meg: Robin, Cut it out, Fred, Robin picked his nose was touching on this finger.
* Robin Man: I know we made his staying with are Townspeople. 
* Fred: I swear of god, Those people are the listens.
* Boss man: I know, I think is just the way to use it.
* Boss man: (Laughs), Silly me, (Laughing Continues), After all The Beep Goes, Fire.
* John: Mom, Honey.
* John: Sweetheart.
* Mom: Ow.
* John: Oh, They awake.
* Mom: John, Where am I, John, How we get here.
* John: Oh, This is me, So Mom Can you sleep for 1 Hour, Cause I love you.
* Mom: Okay.
* 10 MINUTES LATER
* John: (Laughs), Look we all these McDonald's, You can't eat the McDonald's You stupid fella--- Oh Geez. (Crashing Low)
* (McDonald's Over The Drive-Thru)
* John: Oh, She's gonna do it, Oh he was so ricidilous, You're hear me you ricidilous man, You're--- Whoa. (Screaming) (Crashing Bigger)
* Mom: John, What the heck was wrong with you, I had a fell a night sleep was the Building to that tree, Oh my god You're destroyed attention be road, You're gonna be Killed, It's was beautiful my car, It's tolled It's not completed John, This is so Traffic, How can we get Oh My God, You shouldn't know but always drive, I can't not trust you Mr John.
* LATER THAT NIGHT
* John: Mom, This is the only way to Old lady hospital.
* Old Lady: Hi sweetie.
* Mom: John, That's not--- 
* John: No sully, If you tell me no way, To be us moment.
* Old Lady: Where did go.
* MEANWHILE
* TV Narrator: And now, Back to Two And A Half Men.
* (Screaming) Kid: Kill Me.
* Meg: Turn it, Robin, I want it watch, George Lopez.
* Robin Man: This show is filming the stereotype when the George Lopez is funny.
* Robin Man: Give me that, Give me the remote, Give me That Meg.
* Meg: Robin, Give me that remote, Robin stop, I said no, Robin, (Gasps) My hat.
* Robin Man: (Laughing) Wear it now.
* (Meg and Robin Man Yelling)
* Fred: Hey buddy, You're going the wrong way, That's enough, Robin, Give me a hat.
* Robin Man: I don't have a listen to you, You're a dog, You're don't have a soil.
* Fred: Ow.
* Boss man: Don't do mind, Range your voice to him.
* Fred: Hey, Knock it off.
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* (Score Music)
* Mom: John, That's not--- 
* John: Not that sully, Mom, But Mel Gibson is putting on.
* (Footstep)
* John: Hi, I'm Mel Gibson
* Hotel Man: You're, Mel Gibson
* John: Yes, I defended for film From English, Defends of the English.
* Hotel Man: Great beautiful gold, Let me show your rooms, Mr Gibson.
* Mom: John, I think it's beautiful rooms.
* John: Not that sully, But Mel Gibson is TV to watch Microsoft Friends.
* Sam: Almost, Almost, Almost, There we are.
* Julie: Well done.
* (Score Music)
* Boss man: Do you think your cool, Do you think your grown up, Hm.
* Robin Man: I think it's too late for is, Besides will give it to me.
* Boss man: Oh, You're going to tell your parents until after my burping.
* Fred: Any mean time, You're grounded, Robin.
* Robin Man: Oh, Come on, That's sucks.
* Boss man: Do you just want to pull over.
* Robin Man: I don't care what do you do.
* Boss man: Oh, you're pull over, Will pull over, Pull over.
* (Car Screeching)
* Robin Man: (Screaming)
* Boss man: I you're teacher by parents strange but what he told him.
* Robin Man: I got hit by a base ball.
* Robin Man: (Screaming Continues)
* LATER THAT NIGHT
* Mom: Oh, Mel
* John: Mel, Wait a minute, You're design English for Mel Gibson, Is it.
* Mom: John, I'm so sorry.
* John: But It's OK Mommy, Let's watch for Microsoft Friends.
* Sam: Places everyone, Roll camera, Cue the shield.
* SEGA: Blecch, Excuse You.
* Jimmy: That's was disgusting, and frighten.
* Mike: Things right, Microsoft Mike, You know, Stay, Cool, Uh-Oh, Tantrum, Is, Coming, On,
* Mike pitch: No No No No No No No No, Crud Crud Crud Crud Crud Crud Crud Crud, Microsoft sam is a horrible CBS Or PBS To use it to the program, Sing it your My whip My whip My whip My whip My whip My whip My whip My whip.
* (Explosion)
* Mary: Mike, Are you all right.
* Mike: I'm all right, Mary.
* Sam: Yes-sir... Ask them.
* (Croatian Kick) (Crashing)
* Sam: Swat.
* IN THE MORNING
* Sam: Good, Better, Sheesh.
* SEGA: Shush The Sheesh.
* Mom: John, I'm so worried about you.
* John: I'm so happy to see you, Mom, It was so toll.
* Mom: Oh, I love toll.
* John: It is, Mom, It is heaven with you, But Oh My God We're stared already, Mommy, We are Stored.
* (Rumbling) (Score Music)
* Mom: Wow, The Mel Gibson Movie Screening Room.
* John: Hm, Hey What's this.
* (Old Film Reel)
* Announcer (Mark Elliot): In the year 33 A.D.
* Man #1: The sire,
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* Mario: Oh Hello
* Robot: Ah-ha We got them Now
* Mario: Thanks for the waiting.
* Robot: Here Hold this, I collect your gun to $15 thousand dollars.
* Evil Man: Wait for me, I want to see to gun too.
* Robot: I hereby sentence you to Pokemon Master, Let him rap, Baby.
* (Gunshots) (Screaming) (All Screaming)
* Luigi: Remote. * Robot: Well, Stage clear, Boys.
* Evil Man: We got him, Nobody can escape us. * Robot: Oops.
* Michael: All right, We made it.
* Robot: Please report back and used to bomb the house.
* Michael: Hurry, Get me outta here, Quick.
* Evil Man: Ho The House, Looks Like The Disney Store ours there.
* Robot: This will come the handy.
* Luigi: All right, Uh-oh, Sorry.
* Robot: The laser almost, bo-yah, This is the met, (Gurgling) Ready To Countdown, Bro.
* Helium Man: He's Gonna Blow.
* Robot High Pitched: 7,6,5,4,3,2,1. (Thunder Clapping) (Screaming)
* Robot: Welcome aboard himself,
* Robot: Monkey, And him over reacted has been 
* Letter Man: I've got something for you, A letter.
* Mario:
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* Narrator: Wow, And they live Happy Wouldn't (Laughs, And so, Once again, The day is saved, Thanks to the powerpuff girls
* (Fanfare Score Ending) (Music stops)
* Mario: Wait a minute, This is how it ends? There's so many question left unanswered.
* Letter Man: Are you Luke Skywalker.
* Mario: Yeah. * Letter Man: I've got something for you, A letter.
* Mario: "Dear Luke, if my calculations are correct, you should receive this letter at the exact moment the DeLorean Vanished, I have been living hppily for the past six month in the year 1885, The lighting bolt that...", (Gasps) 1885, The doc's alive, I mean, he's the old west, But he's alive.
* (The End Fanfare)
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* John: The End,
* (All Cheering)
* John: Well, Let's See Robot chicken top this one.
* Robin Man: Actually, I think they a pretty good job of that already, Dad.
* John: Well, I'll have to take your word for it, I don't watch Comedy Central.
* Robin Man: (Sighs) It's on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Dad, I'm pretty sure you know that.
* John: I don't Know That, I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has.
* Robin Man: I think plenty of people have, Their fans are pretty loyal to them.
* John: Oh yeah? All 42 of them.
* Robin Man: (Sighs) I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad, I'm not gonna let you get to me.
* John: Well, maybe I got time for another story then, It's called Without A Paddle.
* Robin Man: I hate you, Dad!