Biv/Dialogue

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==Dialogue_P01A_Nukashine_Biv==
#	Dialog Topic 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Once upon a time there was a brain in a jar, and he lived happily ever after. 	
 	 	 	What was that sound? Oh! It's just my treads again. 	
 	 	 	Does it smell like alcohol down here, or is it just me? 	
 	 	 	*hic* Uh, sorry. 	
 	 	 	My friends are- *hic* They are great. 'Specially that lovely little brick over there. How you doin', bricky? 	
 	 	 	My imbibulation chamber is feelin'- *hic* It's feelin' empty. Or is that my combobulatin' unit? 	
 	 	 	Well, where's Lewis, anyway? We didn't get to talk much, um... I'd like to tell him how swell I'm doin'! 	
 	 	 	Ah... today's a beautiful day. The floors are green, the walls are blue, and the sky is shining like the sun. 	Biv has seen the world in changing colors since he first tasted Nukashine
 	 	 	There is no l-lollygagging here, I'll have you know. No way! I am a full-time rummy, and this cellar is my stellar office. 	rummy = drunken bum
 	 	 	99 bottles o' 'shine on the wall, 99 bottles o' 'shine! Take one down, drink it right down... 84 bottles o' 'shine on the wall! 	Singing to the tune of "99 Bottles of Beer"
 	 	 	And how are we doin' this very, very *hic* very swell evening? 	
 	 	 	More company! Well, it must be my birthday. 	
 	 	 	You came down to this musty old cellar, just for me? You shouldn't have. 	
 	 	 	Any drinks you need me to test? My imb-bibing chamber is always open. *long burp* 	
 	 	 	You know, if life ever does get you down, don't be afraid to consult ole Biv E. Ridge about what's eatin' ya. 	
 	 	 	Oh! Uh, good evening, sir! My name is sober, and I am most assuredly quite Biv. 	Biv thinks the player is a police officer
 	 	 	Wait a- You're not a copper? Well, you scared the headlights off of me! 	
 	 	 	Biv's the name, drinking's the game. And I am in first place, old boy! 	
 	 	 	Biv's the name, drinking's the game. And I am in first place, doll! 	
 	 	 	Oh, don't be shy! Come on over and punch the bag with me! 	punch the bag = make small talk
 	 	 	I'm not too shy to say I'm pos-i-lute-ly pleased to see you. 	
 	 	 	Hot dawg! If it isn't my bestest of friends! 	
 	 	 	Care for a drink? I'm on a toot, and I wouldn't mind the company! 	on a toot = on a drinking binge
 	 	 	Oh! Er! Ma'am! Uh, my name is sober, and I am most definitely Biv! 	Biv thinks the player is a police officer
 	 	 	Wait a- You're not a copper! You scared the headlights outta me! 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	One more completed quality test: comin' right up. 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	All done, now? Hope it wasn't a trip for biscuits. 	trip for biscuits = wild good chase
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Hey, now you're on the trolley! 	"You've got it!"
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Done already? You're unreal! 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	You look like you know your onions. 	know your onions = know what you're talking about
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	I'm awful keen to hear how it went. 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Don't tell me. It went swell, didn't it? 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Seems like you haven't been lo-lo-lollygaggin'! 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Well, aren't you on top of things, hm? 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Done with the test, doll? 	
 	Biv_Greeting_TestComplete	 	Done with the test, old boy? 	
 	Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack 	 	Hurry back tomorrow, would ya? I could use some more help. 	
 	Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack 	 	So, I can expect your company tomorrow, right? I'm lookin' forward to it. 	
 	Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack 	 	Until next time, doll! Hopefully tomorrow. Door's always open. 	
 	Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack 	 	Until next time, old boy! Hopefully tomorrow. Door's always open. 	
 	Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack 	 	These tests have been a breeze since you showed up. You'll keep comin', won't ya? 	
 	Biv_InfoGroup_HurryBack 	 	You wanna know what tomorrow's test will be? No sneaky peekys! Come back and see for yourself. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Got some giggle water for me? 	giggle water = booze
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	It sure is that time again! 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	'Hoa! Just in- Just in time to help me with my spifflication! 	spifflication = drunkenness
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Has it been a day already? 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	One time I b-burped so hard my eye popped out. Well, I learned my lesson. I am never drinking a Fizzy Sally again. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Are you wonderin' if I get lonely down here? Psssh. Not a chance! I'm the best *hic* I'm the- I'm the best company I could ever want!	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	I would share a drink with you if it wasn't against the rules. Alright, you convinced me! I'll break 'em, just for you. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Let's dance, doll! I will do my best not to *hic* tread on your toes. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Watch out! The coppers are comin'! 	coppers = police
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Haha, gotcha! Aw, you shoulda seen the look on your face! 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Down to- *burp* Oh, 'scuse me. Down to business, shall we? 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Got some drinks for testin'? Well, I'm your brain. 	Like "I'm your man"
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Another Biv quality test, comin' right up! 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Biv E. Ridge, reportin' for duty! 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Let's see what we got on the ole docket for today! 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Hey, look at us! You're back, and I'm ready for booze. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	You know what I think? Well, I think that- Well, that I already forgot what I was talkin' about. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	You ever wondered what it's like to be, um... What's the word for not drunk? I- I mean, I sure haven't. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	You know, I am so glad you're here. You are one of my very *hic* my very best friends. 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Everything is Jake. I've got a good friend, a warm drink, and a cozy hideaway. What more could a brain want? 	Everything's Jake = Everything's good
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	How's the bizzy? How's the bizzy wizzy- The bus- How's the business! With you in charge there must be lotsa customers, hm? 	
 	D01A_InfoGroup_DailyStart	 	Let's dance, old boy! I'll try *hic* I'll try not to tread on your toes. 	
 	Biv_Greeting_QualityTest 	 	Takin' a break? Well isn't it nice of you to spend it with me, thank you. 	
 	Biv_Greeting_QualityTest 	 	No rush on that drink. This quality test is already over- *hic* overdue. I mean, how much more due can it get? 	
 	Biv_Greeting_QualityTest 	 	You got that brewin' station figured out, dontcha? I hear you can use it to make all kindsa drinks. 	
 	Biv_Greeting_QualityTest 	 	If I can recall, brewing is only the first step. After that, there's fermen... fermenen... ah... fermentation! 	
 	Biv_Greeting_QualityTest 	 	This quality test is of utter importance for my gut. I mean, for the business. For- For- For the business, of course. Yeah. 	
==P01A_Nukashine==
#	Dialog Topic 	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Lemme be on the level with ya. This is tough, but if I don't get that Nukashine soon, I just might be sober. 	This is a tragedy
 	 	 	Nukashine sure did change my perspective on things. Say, didn't the world used to stay just the one color? 	Biv has seen the world in changing colors since he first tasted Nukashine
 	 	 	That drink you're brewin'... Lewis said it was, uh... his magnum... whadja call it? Ooh, magnus opal! Right, or somethin' like that. 	He's thinking of "magnum opus"
 	 	 	My advice to you? Get a wiggle on and bring me that Nuka drink! 	
 	 	 	Still no Nukashine? *sigh* I suppose nobody's perfect. 	
 	 	 	'Scuse me, there. I could- *hic* I could, y'know, really use a hand, and you got more than just the one. 	
 	 	 	Do I smell me a Nukashine? 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	Hi, I'm Biv! And Biv E. Ridge is the #1 alcohol quality-testing Robobrain in all of Appyda- Appy- Appstay- Appalachia! 	He's attempting to pronounce "Appalachia"
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	Well, this juice joint's premier drink - Nukashine! - is long overdue for a Biv Quality Test. 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	Would you be a nice fella and whip me up a batch of Nukashine so I can do my job, please? 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	I do have the recipe right here, but... I think I might've sorta kinda dropped part of it in the locked supply room. Dopey me! 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	Hi, I'm Biv! And Biv E. Ridge is the #1 alcohol quality-testing Robobrain in all of Appyda- Appy- Appstay- Appalachia! 	He's attempting to pronounce "Appalachia"
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	Well, this juice joint's premier drink - Nukashine! - is long overdue for a Biv Quality Test. 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	Now, would you be a doll and whip me up a batch of Nukashine? So I can do my job, please. 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestIncomplete	 	I do have the recipe right here, but... I think I might've sorta kinda dropped part of it in the locked supply room. Dopey me! 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestComplete 	 	Let me just put that in my imbibing chamber and... *gulp gulp gulp* 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestComplete 	 	Wow! Now that is a drink! *burp* 'Scuse me. 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestComplete 	 	Here's the report. Quality Rating: blissful. Side Effects: illness, addiction, permanent brain damage... Y'know, the list goes on, it's not great, but you get the idea.	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestComplete 	 	Your customers will be raving if you serve this drink! Alive? I dunno, but do not sweat the details. 	
 	P01A_Nukashine_Scene_TestComplete 	 	Won't you come back tomorrow and help me with my daily quality test? I got plenty more recipes to try out. 	
==D01A_Wasted==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	*gulp gulp gulp gulp* 	
 	 	 	Oh, this is nifty. I am seein' some brand new colors right now, and they are really pretty. Biv stamp of approval - granted! 	
 	 	 	What was this one supposed to do again? I think it's not that... Oh boy... Oh, it's a good- Oh! *wheezing* It's a good one! 	Dizzy
 	 	 	Oh, this is somethin' real- *hic* This is somethin'. Oh, this is somethin'. *hic* I think I could- *hic* Oh, heck! *hic* I approve! *hic* Oh boy. 	Overcome by hiccups
 	 	 	Thatsa real unique taste. I detect hints of alcohol, with a faint trace of *long sniff* intoxification. Good stuff. 	
 	 	 	Wow! I'm not dead. I'm not dead! I'm not dead, am I? Well, then I say serve it. 	
 	 	 	Ooh. I can feel myself becoming stronger, more precise, and most importantly... cooler. Call me... Biv the Shiv. 	
 	 	 	Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. The world is not on fire, the world is not on fire. THE WORLD IS ON FIRE! THE WORLD IS ON FIRE! 	
 	 	 	*shivers* That drink is buzzin' through my wires! I know you wanna get close to me, but, y'know, beware of static shock. 	
 	 	 	Woah, is that the padding of paws I hear? The howl of wolves? Now I'm certain I can hear every single blade of grass. Hoppy Hunter lives up to its name. 	
 	 	 	Wow! I am a brick! One solid hunk a' metal! Yeah, just try to put me down now, coppers! Hahahahaha! 	coppers = police
 	 	 	Say, is there anything you need me to carry for ya? I mean, it can be up to ten times my weight, and, uh, all I really need is an unbroken line to my destination. 	
 	 	 	Stay back. Stay back! This drink is... it's giving me the thirst. Save yourself, doll. Save yourself! 	
 	 	 	Stay back. Stay back! This drink is... it's giving me the thirst. Save yourself, old boy. Save yourself! 	
 	 	 	Last time I drank Lead Champagne, I rolled into a wall for 10 hours straight and didn't get a single scratch. Now let's see if you can make a batch that effective, hm?	
 	 	 	I have got a new recipe with your name written all over it! 	
 	 	 	Aw, I shoulda... *hic* I shoulda actually written your name on it. Oh, what a bad time not to have opposable thumbs. 	
 	 	 	Today's quality test: Hoppy Hunter. *hic* Longtime favorite of the man who killed three wolves with one half of one bullet. 	
 	 	 	I betcha even the Silver Shroud'd benefit from a sip of Ballistic Bock. Ooohh, brew me some so I can be a vigilante for a day! 	
 	 	 	Wow, Firecracker Whiskey. I won't turn down a drink, but I do need to prepare myself for this one. World's not on fire, the world's not on fire... 	
 	 	 	Zap! Serve me up some High Voltage Hefeweizen to make me a certified god of thunder! 	
 	 	 	Today we'll test whether Rad Ant Lager really makes you feel like an ant. Wouldn't that be somethin'? 	
 	 	 	Do you think if I drank Tick Blood Tequila, 'kay, that I could suck blood, too? Do I have the right number of appendigables? Is- I think it's worth a try, right? 	
 	 	 	I, uh, I can't remember what this drink is called, but I hear it is swell! Where'd I hear that from? Oh, uh... friends? My friends? 	
 	 	 	This drink- I am really looking forward to trying this drink here. So I look forward to every drink... 'cause I appreciate the small things. 	
 	 	 	Another new recipe for ya, straight from the archives of where I found it on the floor. Don't mind the alcohol stains. 	
 	 	 	If anyone can brew this new recipe, I know for sure it would be you. You've *hic* never let me down before, dollface. 	
 	 	 	If anyone can brew this new recipe, I know for sure it'd be you. You've *hic* never let me down, old boy. 	
==D01A_Tipsy==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	Y'know, some say giggle water makes your limbs into noodles. Noodles, that's fun to say. Nooooodles! Others perk right up for a fight. So, which one are you? 	
 	 	 	I don't have a good punchin' hand, so could you stand in for me and start a bar fight for me, please? What, it's for science! 	
 	 	 	A good fuzz tends to make everything look a bit buzzy. I've been fuzzy so long I tend to think I see things a little clearer now. 	He's mixing up buzz/fuzzy
 	 	 	I need a second opinion. Pick up a buzz and go see how your shooting goes. I'd say be careful not to hurt anybody, but doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of this test? 	He's mixing up buzz/fuzzy
 	 	 	Now- Listen, I know my imbibing chamber can keep down whatever it takes in. And I mean anything. I hear humans are different, so I just need you to do this little test for me, 'kay?	
 	 	 	Pair a drink with somethin'- something that's not meant to ferment. See how your imbibing chamber does with a full course meal. Be sure to enjoy, 'kay? 	
 	 	 	Liquor really fuels my charms, but believe it or not it also makes me say stupid things! Is it the same for you? 	
 	 	 	Think you could act sober enough to talk some sap into a good price? Do it and I'll pull my treads over my head like a bundled baby! *crying* I shouldn't have said that. 	jorum of skee = swig of alcohol
 	 	 	Making that first batch is easy, but what about number two? Your hands are twitchy, your head is spinny, the whole world is lit up with sparkles... Ooh! 	
 	 	 	Then someone like me asks you to use that head for something useful, besides bein' a hat rack. See if you can make something worth half a dollar while spifflicated, wouldja? 	spifflicated = drunk
 	 	 	I like to think I'd be a private eye in another life, but with treads this heavy, it's impossible. 	
 	 	 	Hey, think you could get the jump on someone, even while drunk? Try it! Lemme know how it goes, 'kay? 	half seas over = drunk
 	 	 	And you know that thing called luck? Phonus balonus. Only thing that helps me win at cards is getting so zozzled I can't remember how to lose. 	zozzled = drunk
 	 	 	Could you test my baloney theory, and see if the booze affects your luck? No cheating! 	
 	 	 	I'm determined to know what effect the old hooch has on a person's... Whaddaya call it? Muscular anatomony. Have a drink and see how your arms feel. 	
 	 	 	How's your eyesight after a good drink? Truth be told, I can't remember the difference. *wheezing* But it seems like you could! Try sharpshooting as a test. 	
 	 	 	How strong's your stomach? Well, tonight we're gonna find out. Have a drink and uh... take it with something that's been sitting around awhile. 	
 	 	 	Hey, I don't come up with these tests, they come up with me! I mean, come to me. Is that the phrase? 	
 	 	 	Y'know, you're charming sober, but what if you were on my level, huh? Of drunkenness, I mean. Today, I'd like you to hit the market with your best half under haggle. 	half under = drunk
 	 	 	You're certainly smart, brewin' up all these recipes. Today's test is about how smart you be when you drink! Think you'll be able to craft something? 	
 	 	 	I think they say drinking dampens your reflexes. Psssh. I don't believe it. I bet you'd be just as deft as sober you. Try it, and sneak up on someone. 	
 	 	 	We all know luck isn't real... but if it is, it's our steadfast duty to find out how alcohol interacts with the magic trait. 	
 	 	 	Go on a toot and tell me how your luck changes. How to measure that? Well, I'll be figuring that one out too. 	
 	 	 	And thanks to you, my friend, that is another Biv quality test complete! Ka-ching! 	
 	 	 	I will most definitely recall *hic* remember these results. Ultra important. Super important! Of the duper variety. Don't you even worry about it. 	He's not going to remember them
 	 	 	Oh! Uh, heh, I see everything turned out alright! Well, good for you! Now, I've got a serious question, between you and me. Are you a standard model human being? 	
 	 	 	Look at you! Back in one piece! So, uh, I guess that settles it. This drink is of serving quality! Thanks again for your help. 	
 	 	 	Those are some interesting- *hic* impressive results you got. But hey, now, I won't question it. A job well done is a job well done! 	
 	 	 	So tell me how the bar fight went. I mean, I know you won, because you're just lookin' as swell-egant as ever. 	
 	 	 	How'd the bar fight go? I mean, I know you won, because look at you. You're just as handsome as when you left! 	
 	 	 	You covered your tracks, right? If the coppers come, well... Don't even worry about it. I got a special plan for them. And that plan is my overwhelming *hic* charm. 	
 	 	 	Ooh. Do I even wanna know what you ate? You sure are brave, doll. I wouldn't put that in my imbibing chamber! Alright, maybe I would if you double dog dared me. 	
 	 	 	I gotta say, you pulled off one stupendous price. Mainly because I dunno what caps are. Should I start collecting 'em? 	
 	 	 	Well, you sure are handy! Show me what you made. I promise I will not *hic* drop it. 	
 	 	 	You got the drop on 'em? Haha! How's that for a harmless prank? If I were you, I'd keep using my sneaky powers for good. 	
 	 	 	It's a slice of baloney. How do you measure luck? I mean, I'm trying my hardest, and I just do not get it. 	
 	 	 	You'll spare me the details of the fight, won't ya? I'm not great with violence, but I knew you would be okay! Finished the test like a big six, didn'tcha? 	big six = strong man
 	 	 	I gotta say, I am really impressed. How'd you keep your aim so steady? No, no, I won't ask how. Every torpedo's gotta have their secrets, right? 	torpedo = hired thug/hitman
 	 	 	Ooh, do I even wanna know what you ate? You sure are a brave one, old boy. I wouldn't put that in my imbibing chamber. Alright, maybe I would if you double dog dared me. 	
 	 	 	How was your meal? One serving of sludge plus a cup full of heaven? 	
 	 	 	Look at you. After all that, you still look swell. I mean, that speaks to one mighty impressive imbibing chamber. 	
 	 	 	We knew this already, but now we've got evidence. Giggle water's great for people skills. Must be why I'm so great at making quality friends! 	giggle water = booze
 	 	 	I knew you'd do it. Tell that to those flat tires sayin' alcohol's bad for the brain. They get me in a lather, those, those, those, those... What was I sayin', again? 	flat tire = bore, get me in a lather = get me angry
 	 	 	Lemme imagine how this test went. You were hiding in the shadows. Head's swimmin', but that is nothing for you. You've got the focus. The finesse. 	
 	 	 	The moment comes. POW! You frighten the big fella right out of his shoes. None the worse for wear, of course. What a story. 	
 	 	 	Tell me about your luck. I'm not saying I don't believe you, but my head spins at the thought of something so undefinable. Good thing I had you to test it. 	
Category:Wild Appalachia dialogue files
fr:P01A Nukashine Robobrain.txt