Mineface

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
Subject MINEFACE is an intangible vortex with a humanlike face is not to be confronted if sighted, but rather reported immediately to headquarters. It has been determined that first sightings are not the "flag," but rather tertiary sightings caused by remaining in the area.
Subject emits a spatial warping effect that causes emergence into an apparently "abandoned" mine in [REDACTED], West Virginia. The mine has been shown to allow entrance, but not exit, likely due to the spatial warping effects that ensure its layout is not only unmappable but [REDACTED] percent larger than the original interior, as gathered from mechanical probes.
If contact is made between biological organisms and Subject, such organisms have been recorded on video as [REDACTED] leaving their skeletal structure removed from their soft tissues with no apparent damage to such tissues, and embedded in a wall. It appears to have neither such effects nor interest in our probes.
Organisms "held' by subject are allowed access to exitway of mine when they have found multiple "crystals," determined by laboratory tests as non-anomalous quartz containing non-anomalous crude oil. The amount of these crystals found appears to vary with each iteration.
Formerly held organisms have appeared to be unharmed in means beyond psychological after exiting the location, but in seven days they undergo a similar process of [REDACTED] with their bones being re-located to exactly six feet below the fleshy tissues and a note etched onto such tissues saying "THIS IS NOT A TRUE ENDING, FIND THE ARTIFACTS"
"Artifacts" similar to such have been found by our probes, resembling  glasswork from [REDACTED] AD with an internal glow, but such probes were seemingly unable to interact with the objects for reasons of [REDACTED]. So far, no biological organisms have been able to find such "Artifacts"
Results of interaction with Subject utilizing ethereal/ecto-distruption matters have had mixed results, further investigation pending. Subject's specific origin is unknown, but it has been determined subject was never human.
== Author Commentary ==
Another G.U.F.F entry I'd been sitting on a while, namely because I had no idea on how to make it not just a ripoff of the various SCPs with similar properties. 
So, eventually I decided to think "What if it worked like one of those many Slender-ripoffs you find from Steam but IRL?" Which may give a clue as to what the thing was originally created to do, while raising far more questions...
And, as with most of my other G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
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