Velocirapers: Jurassis Mine

>be me
>be 16 year old triceratops
>downtown got new attraction, oil pits
>friends try to convince me to go and have hte dip
>refusal.footprint
>stay home
>news story that everyone is now encased in hte oil pits, and unable to get out
>haha get wrekt.horn
>leave house
>velociraper gang come up and try to rape me
>o-shit.leaf
>wreck face because triceratops strong
>go back inside
>drink some of that new energy drink "Oilerade"
>drink stuck in back of throat
>nearly die if it werent for good t-rex surgery
>satanblessit.toe
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