Stare Master

Musical guest - Colbie Caillat (Fallin' for You)
guest star - Eva Green
Note: Henry only appears in the flashback 
As the gang gets ready for the exciting day ahead things start to go wrong in order - a hair dryer in the shower. A cord cut in the sash window. A bowling ball stowed in the cupboard. And a trip wire over the stairs
== Quotes ==
Erica: (angry) why would an big fuzzy Sasquatch get the idea of having a hair dryer in the shower, then a cord cut in the sash window, a bowling ball stowed in the cupboard and a trip wire over the stairs?
Tv: People of Bikini Bottom...
Corey: Hey, guys? Guys. Listen up, somebody’s giving that look in my eye
Erica: so, TV's responsible?
Declan: Hey, We were watching that.
Kayla: How can you turn off the best movie of all time?!
Erica: You won't be watching these cartoons any more! Ever!
Shannon: But that’s not fair, why would you turn off the spongebob movie, you know that you saw that movie since you are a little girl
Erica: What do we want?
Crowd: Less and less violence in children's programming!
Erica: When do we want it?
Crowd: Now!
Corey: We're mad and we're not going to take it any more!
June: I need a zero!
Henry: I'm holding up for a zero...
Betty Anne: for night bride sprite.
Hector: I gotta save faster
Dawn: and it's gonna be mine
Hector: tell me where do i sign?!
June: Hi Kablamoids! 
Henry: Guess what, Mr. Foot!
Mr. Foot: [slide whistle three times]
Both: It's time for SpongeBob SquarePants!
Kids: [really, parents] Boo!
Henry: Hey, settle down, people, or we'll have to bring out our old friend, Captain Snuffy, again
Henry: Uh, okay, folks, uh, you win! Here — uh, is she ready? Uh, here she is, 
Both: Miss Eva Green!
(crowd cheers wildly for the guest star)
Eva Green: Thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure to bring out a beautiful musical guest on the stage. 
Betty Anne: Who's she talking about?
Hector: I don’t know
Dawn: the country singer
Eva Green: Here she is, the queen of pop rock music, Miss Colbie Caillat!
(crowd cheers)
Colbie Caillat: I don't know
But I think I may be fallin' for you
Dropping so quickly
Maybe I should keep this to myself
Waiting 'til I know you better
I am trying, not to tell you
But I want to,
I'm scared of what you'll say
And so I'm hiding what I'm feeling
But I'm tired of holding this inside my head
I've been spending all my time
Just thinking about ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you
I've been waiting all my life
And now I found ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you
I'm fallin' for you
As I'm standing here
And you hold my hand
Pull me towards you
And we start to dance
All around us
I see nobody
Here in silence
It's just you and me
I am trying not to tell you
But I want to
I'm scared of what you'll say
And so I'm hiding what I'm feeling
But I'm tired of holding this inside my head
I've been spending all my time
Just thinking about ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you
I've been waiting all my life
And now I found ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you
I'm fallin' for you
Oh, I just can't take it
My heart is racing
The emotions keep spilling out
I've been spending all my time
Just thinking about ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you
I've been waiting all my life
And now I found ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you
I'm fallin' for you
I think I'm fallin' for you
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