ママとナルコレプシー (Mama to Narcolepsy)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
隘路に根ざした毒蜘蛛の糸 	airo ni nezashita dokugumo no ito 	A poisonous spider’s thread had roots in the bottleneck.
まんまとかかった人々の群れ 	manmato kakatta hitobito no mure 	A throng of people were caught in the web.
鉄澱の中で見たときよりも 	tetsu ori no naka de mita toki yori mo 	It was much more brilliant
一層眩しく輝いていた 	issou mabushiku kagayaite ita 	Than when I saw it in the iron sediment.
 	 	
いきり立った前頭葉がまだ 	ikiritatta zentouyou ga mada 	My excited frontal lobe is still
磨りガラスに向かってがなってる 	surigarasu ni mukatte ganatteru 	Shouting at the ground glass.
陋室に閉じこもった娼婦は 	roushitsu ni tojikomotta shoufu wa 	That prostitute shuts herself in the tiny room—
かわいそうに今日も患ってる 	kawaisou ni kyou mo wazuratteru 	Poor thing, she can’t get rid of her sickness!
 	 	
逃げ足だけは速いなカルマ 	nigeashi dake wa hayai na karuma 	You really run away so fast, Karma!
四方五月蠅に囲まれちまった 	shihou sabae ni kakomarechimatta 	I’m now surrounded on all four sides by noise.
極楽浄土にたどり着いては 	gokuraku joudo ni tadoritsuite wa 	I arrive at
俗にまみれた釈迦と夜を明かす 	zoku ni mamireta shaka to yo o akasu 	And spend the night with way-too-earthy Buddha.
 	 	
眼窩に無理矢理注ぎ込んだら 	ganka ni muriyari sosogikondara 	I didn’t know you’d cry so happily
嬉しそうに声を出すじゃないか 	ureshisou ni koe o dasu ja nai ka 	When I forcefully poured the stuff into your eye socket!
そんなに余って仕方ないなら 	sonna ni amatte shikatanai nara 	If there’s a plentiful supply of it,
俺にも少し分けてくれないか 	ore ni mo sukoshi wakete kurenai ka 	Then why don’t you share it a little with me?
 	 	
残り90%の才能と 	nokori kyuujuppaa no sainou to 	Here, 90% are the talents yet to be fulfilled,
そして賛成票の10%と 	soshite sanseihyou no juuppaa to 	And 10% are the affirmative votes;
大嫌いなママのお説教と 	daikiraina mama no osekkyou to 	A scolding of your despicable Mama,
机に忍ばせた角砂糖と 	tsukue ni shinobaseta kakuzatou to 	A lump of sugar you hid in your desk,
逃げ遅れたカラスの亡骸と 	nige okureta karasu no nakigara to 	The body of the crow that failed to escape,
一人ぼっちの山羊の蟀谷と 	hitoribocchi no yagi no komekami to 	The temple of the goat with no friends,
行間にしたためたかこちごと 	gyoukan ni shitatameta kakochi goto 	And the grudge you’ve written down in the space between the lines—
しゃぶりつくして差し上げよう 	shaburitsukushite sashiageyou 	Let me suck all of them to the very marrow!
 	 	
愛するわが子に皆祝福を 	aisuru waga ko ni mina shukufuku o 	Blessings to my dearest children,
色とりどりの甘いキャンディーを 	irotoridori no amai kyandii o 	The colorful and sweet candies,
残り90分の行列を 	nokori kyuujuppun no gyouretsu o 	A line with a 90-minute wait,
眠れない宵闇の顛末を 	nemurenai yoiyami no tenmatsu o 	The details about the sleepless dusk,
少年に渡されたピストルを 	shounen ni watasareta pisutoru o 	The pistol that was handed over to the boy,
少女に撃ち込まれた弾丸を 	shoujo ni uchikomareta dangan o 	The bullet that was shot against the girl,
搾り出した空涙の数を 	shiboridashita soranamida no kazu o 	The number of fake teardrops you’ve managed to let out—
鼻で笑って差し上げよう 	hana de waratte sashiageyou 	Let me laugh at them through my nose!
 	 	
さぁ煩悩の数で脈を打て 	saa bonnou no kazu de myaku o ute 	Now, pulsate as many times as the number of your earthly desires!
うまいこと静脈に白を打て 	umai koto joumyaku ni pai o ute 	Inject the white skillfully into the vein.
さぁ煩悩の数で脈を打て 	saa bonnou no kazu de myaku o ute 	Now, pulsate as many times as the number of your earthly desires!
世迷言吐き出して天国へ 	yomaigoto hakidashite tengoku e 	Spew out nonsense and go to Heaven.
さぁ煩悩の数で脈を打て 	saa bonnou no kazu de myaku o ute 	Now, pulsate as many times as the number of your earthly desires!
生きていくために仕方なく撃て 	ikite iku tame ni shikatanaku ute 	Reluctantly shoot them to survive.
さぁ煩悩の数で脈を打て 	saa bonnou no kazu de myaku o ute 	Now, pulsate as many times as the number of your earthly desires!
女子供かまわず狙い討て 	onna kodomo kamawazu nerai ute 	Regardless of gender or age, pick them off!
 	 	
さぁ本能のままに子を作れ 	saa honnou no mama ni ko o tsukure 	Now, follow your instincts and have a baby!
先生の言うとおり腰を振れ 	sensei no yuu toori koshi o fure 	Thrust your hips just as I say.
さぁ部屋を飛び出して人を切れ 	saa heya o tobidashite hito o kire 	Now, jump out of the room and slash people!
弱そうなのから順番に切れ 	yowasou na no kara junban ni kire 	Cut the weak ones first, and then stronger.
さぁ息を吐くように法螺を吹け 	saa iki o haku you ni hora o fuke 	Now, blow your own trumpet as easily as breathing!
孫の代まで全部毟り取れ 	mago no dai made zenbu mushiri tore 	Squeeze them dry down to posterity.
さぁ煩悩の渦に飲み込まれていけ！！！ 	saa bonnou no uzu ni nomikomarete ike!!!	Now, let the whirlpool of earthly desires engulf you!!!
 	 	
有り難い僧を充てがってくれ 	arigatai sou o ategatte kure 	Hire a renowned monk for me.
カネはお前たちが払ってくれ 	kane wa omaetachi ga haratte kure 	You will be the ones to shell out the money.
分かりやすく経を唱えてくれ 	wakari yasuku kyou o tonaete kure 	Recite Buddhist sutras in a clarifying way.
極上のアンプで鳴らしてくれ 	gokujou no anpu de narashite kure 	Clang it with the superb amplifier.
はしたない嬢を宛てがってくれ 	hashitanai jou o ategatte kure 	Pay a perverted hooker for me.
気持ちよさそうにひり出してくれ 	kimochi yo sasou ni hiridashite kure 	Force your stuff out and get a kick out of it.
果てるまで俺と交合ってくれ 	hateru made ore to maguwatte kure 	Have fun with me till I come.
お尻は綺麗に拭き取ってくれ 	oshiri wa kirei ni fukitotte kure 	Make sure to wipe your butt properly before that.
 	 	
ママのしゃれこうべを祝ってくれ 	mama no sharekoube o iwatte kure 	Celebrate your Mama’s skull!
Happy birthday to you Mama 	Happy birthday to you Mama 	Happy birthday to you, Mama!
プラチナとダイヤで飾ってくれ 	purachina to daiya de kazatte kure 	Decorate it with platinum and diamond!
Happy birthday to you PaPa 	Happy birthday to you PaPa 	Happy birthday to you, Papa!
倅のしゃれこうべを喰ってくれ 	segare no sharekoube o kutte kure 	Eat up my son’s skull, please.
Happy birthday Nasty Baby 	Happy birthday Nasty Baby 	Happy birthday, Nasty Baby!
遠慮せずにさぁ貪ってくれ　さぁ！ 	enryo sezu ni saa musabotte kure saa! 	Don’t hesitate, just devour it now. Come on!
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*Niconicommons - Instrumental
*Niconicommons - Instrumental (with chorus)
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
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