When Life Gives You Lemons/Transcript

(The episode begins in the Candle House, Limefong wakes up in the morning.)
Limefong: Yay, another day!
(Suddenly, Limefong checks his phone and sees a picture of Lemon as he walks downstairs.)
Limefong: Aww, Lemon is so cute! I’ll visit her today!
(Candle Man, who is sitting at a table, overhears what he says)
Candle Man: Uhh, you can just… call her, and then visit her…?
Limefong: Jeah! Especially considering how little time I spend with her… (realizes and gasps) WAIT! I JUST REALIZED THAT I SPENT VERY LITTLE TIME WITH HER SINCE WE BECAME A COUPLE!
Candle Man: Oh, then call her and hang out with each other.
Limefong: But I can’t just show up to her house and be like “Oh, hi! Haven’t seen you in a while, honey!” She'd probably freak out given how long we haven't talked for!
Candle Man: Call and tell her that you will visit her.
Limefong: Alright, alright.
(Limefong calls Lemon on his phone)
Limefong: So uh… hi Lemon.
Lemon: Oh, hi! Haven’t seen you in a while, honey!
Limefong: Can I visit your house, because we have not seen each other for a while and I want to hang out with you sometimes..
Lemon: Sure, why not!
Limefong: Yay!
(Call ends as the theme song starts.)
Limefong: Oh come on, I'm still somewhat worried about how little time we spend with each other!
Candle Man: You can frequently visit her if you want.
Limefong: But not without asking! What if one day she'll dump me due to our lack of time together?
Candle Man: You’re worrying over nothing, I’m sure she’ll be fine.
Limefong: Well, I am not convinced.
Candle Man: She won’t dump you, so no need to worry.
Limefong: I’ll just… go for a visit..
(Limefong goes to Lemon’s house.)
Limefong: This should be her house! (Knocks on the door)
Lemon: Hello? Oh it’s you. Come in!
(Limefong goes inside the house)
Lemon: Have a seat.
(Limefong sits on a chair)
Limefong: I want to talk to you about something.
Lemon: What’s it?
Limefong: We haven’t been… you know... talking.
Lemon: What do you mean?
Limefong: I meant, we haven’t been spending time together a lot...
Lemon: Oh yeah! You’re right actually. 
Limefong: You mean, jeah?
Lemon: Jeah.
Limefong: We should visit each other more frequently. That's what my friends in relationships do.
Lemon: Indeed, we should.
Limefong: Can I introduce you to my fellow Candle Friends?
Lemon: Sure, I only really got to see them when you...pretended they were restaurant owners…
Limefong: Not just them!
Lemon: Huh?
(The scene cuts to the Candle Friends’ house, Shaduck is playing The Grand Theft)
Limefong: So, these are my friends...wait Shaduck, are you playing The Grand Theft?!
Shaduck: Hehe, yeah.
Limefong: Wait a minute...THAT’S MY PROFILE!
Shaduck: Yep, and now it’s all mine!
Limefong: Give me back my- (looks at Lemon and then laughs nervously) It is not what it looks like. Okay Shaduck, let's not do anything stupid while she’s here.
Shaduck: Okay.
Lemon: Good.
Shaduck: But why did she come here?
Limefong: Because she wanted to meet you guys. Now, Shaduck, introduce yourself.
Shaduck: Hi, Lemon, I am Shaduck. I am a dark bird who is Lime's best friend.
Lemon: Pleased to meet you!
Limefong: Yep, me and Shaduck love playing The Grand Theft together, and we even won a tournament together! Isn’t that right, Shaduck?
Shaduck: Yep, indeed we did. 
Lemon: Oh, that’s cool, so who else do I have to meet?
Limefong: OH, CANDLE MAN! WE GOT A VISITOR!
(Candle Man walks there and notices Lemon.)
Candle Man: Oh, hey, Lemon! I’m the leader of the Candle Friends. That’s probably all you need to know, isn’t it?
Limefong: Surely you can do more than that…
Candle Man: Okay… so I’m a candle who can control fire, run at the speed of light, yada yada yada, etc. etc.
Shaduck: (holds Teddy Mouse and shows it to Lemon) And he still has his plush mouse even after becoming an adult!
(Lemon tries to hold in laughing)
Candle Man: You do know he’s been with me ever since my first birthday, do you not? So I can’t just leave him behind!
Shaduck: Why do you still have him?
Candle Man: (inaudible for a few seconds, even giving Shaduck a “bruh face”, as if his brain was saying, “...”) I literally just told you.
Lemon: You’re so funny, Candle Man!
Candle Man: Uhh… thanks?
(Lemon tries to hold in her laughter.)
Lemon: You’re welcome.
Limefong: We still have one person to introduce to you! Mystic, come here!
(Mystic is seen in her room, listening to music, and then she stops the music.)
Mystic: (comes downstairs) What is it? If it’s Candle Man’s parents I swear… (Notices Lemon) oh...it’s that sour girl of yours, Lime.
Limefong: Yeah, introduce yourself, Mystic.
Mystic: Do I have to?
Candle Man: Yes, you do. Shaduck and I also introduced ourselves to her, so it makes sense if you do.
(Mystic is seen annoyed by this.)
Mystic: Ugh fine. So yeah, I’m Mystic Galaxtic Star, prior ruler of Galaxia Omega, and the “mother” of the Mystic Stars, and Candle Man’s girl...even if I had someone before CM...
Shaduck: Wait, if you are their “mother”, does that mean Candle Man is their “father”?
Candle Man: (looking nervous by the thought) Uh, let’s not overthink it before it gets weird.
Limefong: Anyway, so now, Lemon, you know all of my fellow Candle Friends, right?
Lemon: Uh, right. I have to admit, your friends are...strange.
Limefong: STRANGE?! W-why?!
Lemon: Well, Shaduck doesn’t wear pants…
Shaduck: HEY!
Lemon: Besides, Candle Man is downright naked.
Candle Man: Hey! I just prefer not wearing clothes!
Lemon: And I don’t even want to get started with Mystic…are you sure that she’s a good friend, guys…?
Mystic: Well there’s no reason to be stuck up with it. I’m not surprised with the insult, given how unsupportive I can be at times...because of those bad people in my life...
Lemon: Does she always blather like this about her inside life?
Shaduck: BOY, DOES SHE!!! And it gets on my nerves, to be honest.
Mystic: Just be thankful that I have created one of your best friends… you know, that ghost?
Shaduck: Well, that’s the one good thing about you.
Lemon: Anyway, is Mystic the only one here with “starry groups”?
Limefong: Yes, she is.
Shaduck: I have no business with creating one of my own.
Lemon: Uh, okay. Also, Limefong, I’m about to change the subject. I heard that you and your friends always find a way to defeat those stupid Spammers!
Limefong: We do, indeed!
Lemon: Is Dyaboy a member of that group?
Limefong: Jeah, but he is not the leader. Whickey is.
Candle Man: We also have Gyux, Kitchen - the sole being who understands a word Gyux says, Luis, and Maps.
Lemon: Oh. I only know Dyaboy.
Mystic: You’re very lucky, then… you don’t have to get bent with their stupid plans that aren’t good for anyone but themselves...but how do you know Dyaboy? Did you date him once?
Lemon: Well, when I believed Lime was a liar, I used to think Dyaboy was a good guy, but now I know he isn’t one, and that Lime’s the right guy for me.
Mystic: (Muttering) How ironic I used to think like that about CM but for a different reason… I thought he was a stalker back then…
Candle Man: Well, I can see that you are better at knowing who’s an actual stalker since back then...
(Mystic then imagines her still with her ex, but the ex is out of view.)
Mystic: I don’t want to go talk about him now…
Lemon: Uh, okay...anyways, it was nice knowing you guys…
Limefong: Wait, you’re going?
Lemon: Yep… goodbye for now, guys! (Kisses Limefong on the cheek)
Limefong: See ya, honey! But why are you going so soon?
Lemon: Because I have to go.
Limefong: Well...see you!
(Lemon leaves as the sound of the door shutting behind her is heard, and then Limefong glares at the rest of the main 4.)
Candle Man: What? Is something the matter?
Limefong: You guys made her leave! Especially with that stalking thing. She does not like weird stuff. Anyways, I’m going to talk to Lemon…
(Scene cuts to Lemon who is sitting on a bench at Wikia Park.)
Lemon: Jeez, Lime’s friends are the biggest weirdos in existence! Talking about stalking, some “starry group”, ugh.
(Limefong comes up to her.)
Limefong: Hey… (sits on the bench next to Lemon)
Lemon: Hey, Lime… eh, I have a question I’d rather ask here, in private.
Limefong: What is it?
Lemon: Okay, don’t be offended, Lime, but…
Limefong: Probably won’t.
Lemon: (Deeply inhales) Are your friends always this… how do I say this… uh, weird?
Limefong: Yeah, they are at times. I am the smartest out of them, and sometimes I feel like I’m stuck with three flipping idiots with nut-sized brains.
Lemon: But you always make do, right?
Limefong: Jeah, Shaduck is the only one who I developed a close bond with… but even he is a straight-up weirdo at times. Candle Man… well, he’s just downright STUPID, he’s naked, he goes insane over anything happening to Mystic, and he is probably the laziest person in the world. As for Mystic… she can be annoying as well. She always talks about her past life, and can easily show her demon half, and she and Shaduck can never stop fighting, and Candle Man and I still have no idea why they argue all the time.
Lemon: (surprised) Wow. Didn’t know Shaduck and Mystic hate each other.
Limefong: Yeah...they really do! As in, they really really really really REALLY do.
Lemon: How are they even friends if they argue so much?
Limefong: I’m surprised they haven’t found each other as enemies and broken up the friendship all together…
Lemon: Yeah, me too, from what you have told me about their rivalry.
Limefong: As for Candle Man and Mystic… they are such lovebirds! I mean, we are dating too, but they can’t spend a hour not mentioning each other, meanwhile, we can.
Lemon: Maybe they just think of each other all the time…? Come to think of it, I’ve been thinking about marrying you for a while.
Limefong: Maybe. Anyway, I want them to be happy, just… they should learn not to be THAT big of lovebirds.
Lemon: And yet Mystic is apparently stalked despite Candle Man dating her.
Limefong: But Mystic meant as in, she felt that CM was stalking her before they were officially together.
Lemon: Oh.
(Cuts back to the Candle House.)
Candle Man: Do you guys believe Lime’s been away for a while at this point?
Mystic: Yeah…
Shaduck: Yep!
Candle Man: Well, he could really come back home soon… ugh, what’s taking him so long? Are him and Lemon being lovebirds right now…?
Mystic: I guess so…
Candle Man: Should we tell Limefong to come back home?
Shaduck: YES!
(Cuts back to Limefong and Lemon.)
Limefong: So jeah, the ultimate lovebirds better not call us lovebirds. Right, honey?
Lemon: Right.
Limefong: Though, if you see my fellow Candle Friends, don’t tell them that I sometimes think of them as idiots!
Lemon: I won’t tell them. I promise.
Limefong: Thanks, Lemon, you're the best!
Lemon: You’re welcome…
(Limefong’s phone buzzes. He checks, and it is a text from Candle Man saying “We ordered a pizza for our favorite pupper”.)
Limefong: YAYA!
Lemon: What is it?
Limefong: Well, Candle Man just told me he ordered a pizza for “his favorite pupper”. Maybe it’s me, and you do know how much I love pizza, right?
Lemon: Yeah. Well, if you want to, let’s go there.
Limefong: Jeah!
(They walk away. After that, the scene cuts back to the Candle House.)
Candle Man: I’m pretty sure he’s gonna come back for some pizza…
Mystic: While I just have all the mozzarella sticks to myself, Shaduck, can you pass the marinara sauce?
(Shaduck is seen licking the marinara sauce out of the container)
Mystic: Argh...you're so annoying…and gross.
Shaduck: You are the most annoying person I ever met, to be honest.
(Candle Man sits between the two of them to help and prevent a fight from starting)
Candle Man: I am not allowing you guys to start another utterly ridiculous fight, and besides, Lime’s coming home, so you guys better not start acting up!
Mystic: Fine…
Shaduck: Ugh, alright.
(Limefong comes home with Lemon.)
Limefong: Yo!
Lemon: Yo, guys.
Candle Man: Yo Fong! Did you get my text?
Limefong: Jeah, so where are those pizzas you were talking about?
(Candle Man points at the table which has a warm pizza on it.)
Candle Man: Right here.
Limefong: Which topping did you get?
Candle Man: We got you basic no topping whatsoever, just for you, little pupper.
Limefong: Oh geez, don’t do this to me in front of Lemon…
Shaduck: Why not?
Candle Man: Do what?
Limefong: EMBARRASSING ME!
Candle Man: How am I embarrassing you…?
Limefong: You're calling me “Little pupper”!
Mystic: Oh come on, we’re just calling you that to show you how much we care about you, even if we can be a bit of a nuisance. 
Limefong: You are admitting that you guys are annoying?!
(Candle Man, Shaduck and Mystic nod)
Shaduck: Yeah, we are…
Candle Man: But we still love you regardless of what you find us as!
Limefong: Oh, you guys… you guys aren’t completely annoying though, you’re my friends!
Mystic: Even when me and Shaduck fight?!
Limefong: I admit that is annoying, but you guys are still my bestest friends, and I’m lucky to have you guys!
Mystic: Even luckier than a four leaf clover?
Limefong: Jeah.
Candle Man: Boy are you lucky, then.
Limefong: Agreed, Candle Man. Either way…
Candle Man: Yes?
Limefong: May I have that pizza?
Candle Man: Sure you can!
Limefong: Yaya!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The episode ends just as Limefong starts eating.)
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