Masayoshi Shido

Masayoshi Shido was once a guy who sued a damn brat. He is known for being the archetype of bald people with lotsa spaghetti power.
==Childhood==
Masayoshi Shido was never a child as evidenced by Ryuigi Samarioto's repeated reference to him as a "Rotten Adult," implying that Shido's foremost trait is his adulthood and a kid cannot be an adult.
==Fatherhood==
After birthing his bastard son, Goro Akechi, out of his own ass (for legal reasons), he went to buy milk and never came back. He worked on his cult, Amazon, then later, when he was like running for President or something his son came to him and they teamed? kinda irrelevant to the story though, if you ask me. but point is: daddy issues. 
==BACK TO CULT STUFF BABYYYYYY==
After he won the presidential race and his boat got overrun by terrorists wearing Hello Kitty masks, Shido decided to bring Amazon to new heights; he was going to make himself God-King of New Zealand. Naturally, as president, he can do whatever he wants, so he did that. Under Shido, New Zealand was a strict theocratic totalitarian regime. Pancakes were banned out of spite for his late bastard, Goro Akechi.
== The War for the Freedom of Pancakes in New Zealand ==
After Akechi stopped being dead, he started an uprising in New Zealand to get the people freedom to eat pancakes. He killed Shido with the power of Kyogre but accidentally flooded and subsequently sunk New Zealand down into the Pacific, never to be seen again.
== TRIVIA ==
He hired someone to wipe his ass with 500 dollar bills.
His fav past time is to watch the amazon forest burn from space.
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