Micro Flop Mk2

== Overview ==
The MicroFlop™ is an advanced ironic decompression system created by The Esoteric Irony™ division of The standard institute of Irony™. The MicroFlop™ counts at 1024 Nano-Flops a second, which is more than its larger counterpart, the Flop™. MicroFlop has a 8.45% softness rate, allowing for faster ironic decompression, even in highly compressed ironic situations.
To buy your MicroFlop™, contact , standardinstituteofirony@gmail.com for sale offers. Remember, you need a proper esoteric Flop license to own a MicroFlop™ or any other Flop™ Products. Contact standardinstituteofirony@gmail.com for more information on how to get a license. The MFM2 costs 5000 flops. AWWWWWWW 
== Usage ==
The MicroFlop™ is an esoteric irony decompression construct. Only use The MicroFlop™ in situations that require ironic decompression, refer to the manual for information on Irony, ironic compression and esotericism. The MicroFlop™ uses 1.3-2.7 gigaflops of energy every hour, so remember to power off your MicroFlop™ after usage. 
To use your MicroFlop™ activate the esoteric anti-molecular irony stabilization device located on the control panel, to activate, press the large yellow button in the center of the panel. Wait for the Hume levels to stabilize and power on the MicroFlop™ with the red switch on the right of the control panel. Simply press the yellow button again and your MicroFlop™ will begin its work. move the dials on the left of the MicroFlop™ to configure it to your liking. When your ironic decompressions are done, press the red button on the top of the control panel to shut it down. Remember! Change the dials on the left depending on the situation, different esoteric fluctuations require different setting. It have also charge port. Press on his flop and insert 3 meters cable device. Then, press blue button on controller. 
== Maintenance ==
The MicroFlop™ is relatively low maintenance, though it requires occasional maintenance if used often. If your MicroFlop™ is malfunctioning follow these steps.
Is your MicroFlop™ plugged in? If not, plug it in using the 3 meter cable device.
Did you follow the correct steps to activate I and use it? Consult the usage section in the manual for more information.
Has your MicroFlop™ gotten the most recent pataphysical software updates? to update your MicroFlop™ go to the official MicroFlop™ website, type in your MicroFlop's ID number (located at the bottom of the control panel) and click Update. 
If your MicroFlop™ is still having problems, contact standardinstituteofirony@gmail.com, explain your issue, and send your MicroFlop™ ID number. NEVER give any untrusted sources you MicroFlop™ ID number. 
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