I Want Breakfast (School of Rock/Cruel Intentions Cross Fanmake)

A man walked into McDonald's at 11:30 a.m.! They had stopped serving breakfast at 11:30 and were now serving lunch. The man went up to the counter and the clerk said "Hi! Can I help you, sir?" The man said "I would like some breakfast, please." The clerk said "I'm sorry, sir, but we are no longer serving breakfast. We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30. We are serving lunch now." The man pulled out a machine gun and pointed it at the clerk. He said "I just came for my breakfast and you are going to cook me one!" With that, he shot the clerk, killing her. He then went on a rampage, killing 21 people and wounding 25. The police came and arrested the man. The man was taken to jail. No breakfast, no lunch, no dinner, just jail!
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