Trickamui Drift

an adventure starring Graveyard, Ignatious, Chico, and Catherine. 
==Setting==
Niqamui
==Tweet-Length Episode Description==
Trickamui Drift is an actual play podcast of Crash Pandas. Get ready for the Fast and the Furriest as Graveyard Shift, Ignatius, Catherine, and Chico get turned into raccoons and race through the streets of Niqamui to catch a cop killer!
==Non Player Characters==
*Inspector Bridget Hawk
*Grizz Whistlefizz
*Bixby Coppertongue
*Coal
*Various other members of the Rusty Gears
*George E. Porgey
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==Plot Summary==
It’s just another boring evening in the FBK Guild Hall, until the blaring of horns and revving of engines from outside grab the attention of Graveyard, Ignatious, Chico, and Catherine. As they rush outside to investigate, an elderly woman in a fancy, clockwork wheelchair approaches the four guildmates. She introduces herself as Inspector Bridget Hawk, a member of Niqamui’s police force, and explains that there’s a “less than legal” street race happening nearby. Multiple gangs from Niqamui are in attendance, including the Rusty Gears. The leader, a goblin named Grizz Whistlefizz, murdered Bridget’s partner, and she knows that he’s participating in the race. Bridget wants to bring Grizz to justice, and is looking to FBK for help. After accepting her offer of pay, the ragtag party of guildmates set out. Bridget leads them towards the outskirts of Niqamui to meet her friend, a mechanic named Bixby Coppertongue, who can get them into the race, and close to Grizz.
Night falls as the party arrives at “Bixby’s Garage.” A purple and yellow splotched Frog Person hurriedly beckons the party inside. Bixby tells the group to grab whatever looks useful and follow him to his secret backroom where he keeps his experimental racing vehicles. There, the party gazes upon four impressive racing karts built by Bixby, FOR Bixby, a small sized Frog Person. It’s at this realization that Bixby gets the idea to use his patented magical light projector with the capability to transform the party into small enough humanoids to drive each vehicle. However, the transformation machine misfires, turning the four into tiny sized raccoons. With no way to operate a vehicle alone, and the race outside about to begin, the four hop into the stunt capable vehicle named the “Trickamui.”
Four tiny sized raccoons operating a kart built for a small sized Frog Person pull up between four massive gang vehicles. A dwarf with an impossibly long mustache holds up his facial hair and signals “GO” by waving his mustache. And they’re off!
Three of the coons press down on the gas pedal as Cathrine jumps over to one of the gang vehicles in order to sabotage it. The other three maneuver the “Trickamui” over to get back Catherine. Graveyard is barely able to pull back Catherine while Ignatious and Chico use a cart in the middle of the road as a ramp to jump over some rock hazards.
While making a hard turn past Niqamui University, Chico spots George E. Porgey doing maintenance on a track fence ahead. Chico yells at him to get off of the road, then proceeds to smack him with his broom into a muddy puddle. Catherine spies into one of the vehicles while the rest of the party swerves another vehicle off the side of the road. Through process of elimination, the party identifies the vehicle driven by Grizz.
Graveyard jumps over to Grizz’s vehicle to bring him to justice by way of mauling the face. While Ignatious invents more raccoon puns, the rest of the party invents the “Trickamui Drift” by speeding past Grizz’s vehicle and spinning around in front to face him head on, all the while being first to cross the finish line.
After subduing the criminal and loading him into Bridget’s paddy wagon, the rest of the Rusty Gears gang, lead by second-in-command Coal, load up into their race vehicles to rescue their leader. The party, towing Bridget’s wheelchair and paddy wagon, make their way through the streets of Niqamui to the police station while being pursued by the Rusty Gears.
Rocket blasting their way through the winding streets of Niqamui, the raccoons get closed in on by the Rusty Gears. Graveyard knows of a shortcut that cuts through the docks that will juke most of the pursuers. After weaving through the dock construction, Ignatious puts his tinkering skills to good use by repairing damage done to the Trickamui. In a last ditch effort to shake the gang members, Graveyard and Chico throw everything they've got at them, which causes all except Coal to spin out. The party then uses their signature “Trickamui Drift” to spin into the police station and close the reinforced garage door, blowing up the pursuers outside.
After all of the chaos subsides, Graveyard turns in the mission to Bridget. Chico gets one last glance at George E. Porgey who’s got his eyes on Chico, but can't do anything while in the station. Ignatious discovers from the wreck outside that the Eastinghouse company, owned by Edmas Thomison, had supplied the gangs with vehicles. And as Catherine sneaks around the police station, she runs into a vigilante moth named “Batmoth” who swears to bring Catherine to justice for destroying his home and murdering his family.
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