Camaraderie Contest

Bastion was walking through a hallway in the main building when he noticed Syrus sitting alone.
"Care to join me for lunch Syrus?" He asked.
"No thanks." Syrus turned him down.
"Still down and out about Jaden?" 
"Yeah." Syrus nodded. "I know he had to leave to get better, but I just wish he and Arisa would come back soon. I miss him so much I'm starting to see him everywhere."
He looked up and saw Jaden's face in front of him.
"I'm seeing it right now" Syrus said. 
"I can see it as well." Bastion added.
Syrus looked again and saw that Hassleberry had made an iron-on of Jaden's face and stuck it to the back of his uniform.
"Check it out soldiers, now Jaden's really got my back. Wherever I go, he goes. After all, he is my best friend." Hassleberry said, making Syrus quite angry.
"Jaden's only got one best friend: me! And I don't need a iron-on to prove it." Syrus said in a insulting tone.
"Don't make fun of my jacket." Hassleberry told him.
"You're just jealous of us because we're a two-man army and you've been demoted. If you want, you can carry our supplies, little man." Hassleberry offered, but Syrus got even angrier.
"Listen you lug nut, you're just a third wheel!" Syrus shouted.
"I'll roll right over you." Hassleberry replied.
The Shiba siblings and Ryan had other matters to attend to.
The two locked eyes with each other, and Bastion could tell what was about to happen. Fifteen minutes later, Syrus and Hassleberry were being bandaged up in the Slifer dorm by Alexis.