WikiViews/The Nicktoons Movie: A Strange Crossover

(It begins with Nolan looking at rule 34 art of Sandy Cheeks as it is implied he is jacking off to her.looks over at audience)
Nolan: DAAH! (closes computer) Oh Hi...Wait (reads script and is shocked to see it) This...this is how were bringing wikiviews back?! I...I was not expecting this to be the opener for wikiviews returning. honestly i was expecting more of dramatic intense a key that shows were back and us opening the door open seeing all the movies and start tackling them again....Wait...Did Dillon get that opener pitch i suggested. I swear I thought i gave it to him.
(Cuts to Dillon burning a box that says Nolan's ideas as it cuts back to Nolan)
Nolan: Oh well. Oh and don't worry its not what it looks like. I have crusty elbows....and I was looking at pictures of....Cobra Kai......yeah yeah thats it
(Suddenly, there are knocks as Dillon comes in followed by bad CG explosions and him carrying a body pillow of Pam from the Office but it has ren's head from ren and stimpy)
Dillon: Wait a minute. Something smells like an aquatic animal.
(Nolan Runs over to Dillon)
Nolan: Uh Dillon did you burn my...(sniffs) what smells like an aquatic animal? And more importantly why is there a box with the words WV on i-....ohhhh clever segway....i know what this is....
Dillon: Nolan! Shush!
(Dillon runs to the PS5 and turns it on but instead of the starting jingle it is Will Smith's yaaa)
Dillon: Nolan. This isn't our house! Brian Robbins has kidnapped us. That is why my Pam body pillow has Ren'a face and why whatever girl you find attractive was replaced with Sandy!
Nolan: Dillon Dillon easy pal easy....i know what this is......WIKIVIEWS IS BACK.....AND THIS TIME ITS GETTING MORE INSANE...And also whose Brian Robbins?
(Dillon slaps Nolan)
Dillon: The CEO of Nick! Are you that dumb? We are kidnapped!
Nolan: Why didn't you say that in the first place. then i guess we have our first review slimed at us...literally
(A bunch of slime drops down Nolan and Dillon but nolan uses a umbrella and shields the two. but when they put the umbrellas away they get slimed)
Dillon: (sighs) Hey Alexa, why are we kidnapped?
Alexa: (in Plankton's voice) Because you two dumbshits are going to review a 2018 Nickelodeon movie and if you don't, slime will fill this house and both of you will drown like fucking pussies.
Nolan: Alright bring it on planklexa
Dillon: Got em!
Nolan: Well here we go Nicktoons The Movie 
(shows the logo)
Nolan: (VO) It’s no secret to admit but we had tons of crossovers on Nickelodeon characters meeting each other it’s happened in bumpers and my favorite. Video Games. I’m not ashamed to admit I have played the original Nicktoons games. I played Unite and Battle for Volcano Island. 
(cuts back to Nolan and Dillon)
Nolan: The best part is I still have Nicktoons Unite on the GameCube to this day (holds up Nicktoons Unite video game)
Dillon: Lame.
Nolan: Lame? Dude the game and along with battle for volcano were the best nickelodeon crossover games to ever be played on nintendo gamecube, you could be spongebob danny phantom timmy turner jimmy neutron and you could even be other characters such as sandy you could be Sam, and battle villains colliding together. and you find that lame?
Dillon: Yea. What does it have to do with the movie?
Nolan: Because exposition!
Dillon: Exposition?
Nolan: Every good movie has it.