A Terrible Fanfic seven: The invasion of Calliou (Kyoo is pronounced

=== Warnjng ===
People will get stabbed
= CHAPTER ONE =
Everyone falls from a jet plan and breaks their backs. They then sit up and see Calliou, singing, 
“IM JUST A STUPID BOY AND I RUIN ALL MY TOYS IM SO EVIL IM CALLIOU.” (TheIceWingPopsicle)
Remember w a l l? w a l l is dead. :( Caillou killed w a l l. w a l l wants revenge. (R12340987565656556565566565)
CALLIOU THEN GRABS MESA AND YEETS HER ACROSS THE HORIZON, ANGERING SLATE. BUT DOES HE CARE? NO. HE ACTUALLY JUST RIPS A PEICE OF PAPER IN HALF AND STUFFS IT IN SLATE’S NOSTRILS. THE ENTIRE MAIN CAST OF THE THE UNLIT MOON AND BLACK AND WHITE AND ALL OF THE ABOVE COME, AND KYOO NAMES THEIR ISSUES:
”CRIMSON HAS PTSD! MESA IS MUTE! CELESTRINA HAS SOME ASSOCIATIVE SYNESTHESIA, BUT HER ADOPTIVE SISTER’S DEAD TOO. MIRAGE IS THE OFFSPRING OF A CHEATER! LOBSTER AND GEYSER HAVE A STUPID DADDY! EVERSTAR HATES HERSELF. ARTISTIC HAS A BAD MOM WHO HATES HER. BARK LOST HIS PARENTS TO WAR! TERRAIN ALSO HAS PTSD BUT HE SHUTS UP AND DOESNT SAY WORDS ALL THE TIME. LIKE, WE SEE IT ONCE, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE FANFIC? ANYWAY, SLATE HAS IMPULSE CONTROL DISORDER. THESE DRAGONS HAVE SO MANY ISSUES!”
AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE “SHUT YOUR MOUTH BRO WE KNO DIS ALREADY.” (THEICEWINGPOPSICLE)\
Celastrina screams angrily and yeets her Freezing silk at Calliou, freezing him into an ice statue. (NRW)
Aleph-0 was like IF WE YEETING OCS WE GO ALL DA WAE and commit appear. very confuse and w a l l possess infinity. (R12340987565656556565566565)
Then Calliou got out an axe and sliced it across a tree and it falleded down on a dragon, and Crimson yelled, “DONT POINT OUT ALL MY PROBLEMS!” She then stabbed Calliou in the face. But he regenerated and yeeted Crimson into therapy. (TheIceWingPopsicle)
It sees Caillou and immediately disappeared of cringe. w a l l still wants revenge. (R12340987565656556565566565)
Then f l o o r comes and screams “I WILL AVENGE U W A L l” and he stabs Calliou. Little does f l o o r know, Calliou has 1000000890998289292000000 totems of undying and survives. He then summons Rosy and his mother and father and they all start dancing to a remix of the Calliou intro song. F l o o r arises and SCREAMS LIKE A GORILLA, but suddenly Qibli comes and says “my moon gurl come les dance” he and Moon dance together and then this happens: (TheIceWingPopsicle, cliffhanger oo)
== Chapter 2 ==
Starflight tries to fight Jon Cena AGAIN. He obviously fails. He starts crying and goes to eat and cry alone. Also Princess Zelda is there (TheIceWingPopsicle) everyone dies and goes back to being a John cena juice cup (Bellatherainseahybrid)
remember w a l l after it possess infinty? yeahhh it back for revenng so it go into creat ive modddde and pops all da totems. (w a l l)
walle fires a nuke at wall (srgumi)
----'Everybody run!' Zinc ran for the portal to who knows where, landing her in Candyland. (HybridCreator)
"THIS IS HALLOWEEN!" screamed a evil dragon, and possessed infinty. "I AM ALL POWERFUL NOW!" (-Draga the dragon)\
what da hail? infinity be ded now. (the murderer)Dragon.
"Because I am Batman!" Screamed the evil dragon again (-Draga the dragon)
Moonwatcher casually layed down a splendid picnic of all sorts of delightful tidbits. She took out a teapot and cake stand, sandwiches, and lots of weird things. "Tea, anyone?" she asked, wearing white frilly silk princess gloves, brandishing an intricately designed china teacup and teaset. then she randomly spilled all the tea out into the world and it got flooded and everything turned into toothbrushes!!!!! And then Moonwatcher began singing the coconut song and casually had, like, 25 voice cracks and broke Winter's eardrums so he pulled out an AK-47 and shot her but then Qibli came wielding a toothbrush sword and winta was all like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and Qibli was all like "DIE BECAUSSEEE U MURDERED MY GALLLLLFRIEEEEND", and Moonwatcher was acting like a damsel in distress whilst reading a magazine, and then Qibli kissed Winter and Winter bashed him on the head and he screemed, "NOOOOOOO WINTA WHY YOU DO THAT" and Winter's all like, "Because, I LOVE YOU!"
And then he got down one one knee... and took out a ring, stared deeply into Qibli's eyes and said, "Will you marry me?" (LunaStar77 ^)
== chapter 3 ==
then kinkajou flew in in her ww2 era plane and sent Qibli into a comma while in pantla bummblee be had takeing over the hivewing kingom and had maade the hivewing unionnnnn 
and now was palnnig to ivade the worlde 
Qeebi woke up from his comma and sayd "YES WINTA I WILL MAWWY uuuuuuuu." They had a fancy shmancy wedding in Las vagas, bc why not 
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