"Laverne & Shirley" Around the World

"Laverne & Shirley" Around the World is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
TV's Laverne and Shirley refer in Yiddish to "schlemiel" and "schlimazel." In plain English, what are they saying?
===Choices===
1. a sausage and a ham
2. a fool and a loser
3. a drunk and a nymphomaniac
4. a sister and a companion
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Sorry, not kosher."
2. "A fool and a loser."
3. "Nah, you must be thinkin' of 'Melrose Place'."
4. "A sister and a companion, that's really sweet. And totally wrong."
===Answer Quote===
"And Lenny & Squiggy? I wonder what's Yiddish for annoying greasers."
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