Diaz's Fuck Fest XV

Diaz's Fuck Fest XV was the fifteenth edition of the biggest event in SvR06, held on May 5, 2019. The main attractions of the show were Dynamite Derek putting the SvR06 Championship up against J-Pac's World Heavyweight Championship, Bret Hart taking on Kurt Angle in an Ultimate Submission match, Batista going one-on-one with The Shark, and Charles Barkley facing off against Butterbean in a Boxing match.
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==Background==
At last year's edition of In My Ass, J-Pac defeated Dynamite Derek for the World Heavyweight Championship. As promised, the new champion walked out the door of SvR06 immediately after and took his new title with him. With the top prize in the company gone, as well as the reigning champion, Commissioner Barkley made the necessary decision to establish the SvR06 Championship. Dynamite Derek would spend the past year attempting to win the title, despite numerous setbacks. At Laugh Like Pee-wee, Dynamite Derek entered #29 in the 30-entrant bout and appeared to be the odds on favorite to leave with the title opportunity at the Fest. However, the 30th entrant would shock everyone when it was revealed to be none other than J-Pac. The returning World Champion would dispose of Dynamite Derek and eventually win the prestigious match to earn the coveted championship match. Despite J-Pac's best efforts to keep him out of the main event of the Fest, Dynamite Derek would go on to win the Elimination Chamber match for the SvR06 Championship at Speedbump. At that same event, J-Pac would defend his title primarily due to the fast count administered by guest referee JBL. It would later be revealed that JBL was the mystery investor that influenced J-Pac's path to the World Championship in the first place, and ensured his #30 entry spot in the Laugh Like Pee-wee match. With two of the most prolific World Champions in SvR06 history both carrying titles into the main event of Diaz's Fuck Fest XV, it would be difficult to make the match-up any bigger. That was put to the test when the two met face-to-face to make their historic battle official. J-Pac noted that what separates he and his opponent is that Dynamite Derek is blinded by doing what's best for the company and for the fans, whereas he's just focused on being the best. J-Pac would claim that leaving the Fest with both titles would unquestionably make him the best. Dynamite Derek would note that when he was unable to defend the World Title against J-Pac last year, he felt like he let everyone down. To make things right, the SvR06 Champion said that it wouldn't be enough to leave with his current title at the Fest. He claimed that to remedy his failures from the year prior, he would have to take the World Championship from J-Pac. Although JBL would advise against it, J-Pac couldn't resist the challenge and agreed to put his title on the line as well. However, he would leave Dynamite Derek with the stark reminder that he has never beaten him fair and square in a one-on-one match, and that at Diaz's Fuck Fest, history will continue to favor J-Pac.
When Bret Hart returned to SvR06 last year and submitted Kurt Angle to win the United States Title, it set off a chain reaction that would send the two down a collision course. Angle would later screw Hart out of the championship while acting as guest referee, attributing the loss to the fact that Bret couldn't take the ankle lock. For months, Bret pursued Angle, looking to get even with him. Unfortunately, the crafty Olympian would evade Hart at every opportunity. At Laugh Like Pee-wee, it was rumored that The Hitman had suffered an injured ankle during the 30-man bout. Bret would later confirm the report at Speedbump, admitting that he would be unable to compete at the fifteenth Fest. Like a shark smelling blood, Angle saw the perfect opportunity to tap out the wounded Hitman and saw no better platform to do it on than on the grand stage of Diaz's Fuck Fest. The only problem for Kurt was that Bret wasn't actually hurt and was merely baiting Angle into a match. With both competitors at an equal footing, Bret would note that there was no backdoor for Angle in their climactic encounter at the Fest. Hart would continue by claiming that it clearly wasn't enough to tap out Angle one time. At Diaz's Fuck Fest XV, Bret claimed that he wanted to make Angle submit multiple times to truly make him pay for the past few months of torment. With that in mind, Bret challenged Kurt Angle to an Ultimate Submission match. Angle accepted the added stipulation, but informed Bret that he would need one ankle lock to get the job done.
Batista has been tearing through the competition in SvR06 since returning from suspension in 2018. The Animal overcame a sizable challenge in the form of the demonic Kane before going on to defeat rival Brock Lesnar in a brutal Last Man Standing match. At Laugh Like Pee-wee, Batista would challenge Carlito for the SvR06 Championship. As it appeared the challenger had the match well in hand, he was suddenly ambushed by the aquatic gargantuan known as The Shark. The attack would ultimately cost Batista the championship, but would make a powerful enemy in the process. Batista would go on to say that he doesn't care why The Shark chose to target him, but that there was only room for one Animal in SvR06 and it was him. Batista would add that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and noted that he was still very much alive. This would provoke yet another attack from the behemoth, but Batista would put his strength on display by countering with a stunning spinebuster. The Animal would then attempt to deliver a Batista Bomb to his monstrous adversary, but The Shark proved to be too massive and collapsed down upon Batista's sternum with such thunderous force that it left him coughing up blood. In a rare moment, The Shark would speak to address the injured Batista. He claimed that he drew first blood, and that at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV he was coming to collect on the rest. Despite his condition, Batista was more than happy to accept. Although he has never faced a challenge of this magnitude before, Batista would leave The Shark with the final warning that he may have wounded him but that it's never wise to corner a wounded Animal.
At Diaz's Fuck Fest XIV, Walter P. Wiley squared off with DEFAULT in a match that would see one of the two men leave SvR06. At the conclusion of the bout, Walter would become distracted by special guest Mike Tyson. After an exchange of words, Tyson would leave Walter seeing stars after a stunning haymaker. This would ultimately give DEFAULT the opening to deliver a Funny-5 and send Walter packing. To make matters worse for the now unemployed Wiley, Commissioner Barkley had him physically removed from the building when he refused to leave. Many months later, co-commissioner JBL would use his newfound administrative powers to bring Walter back to SvR06. At Laugh Like Pee-wee, Walter took the opportunity to hold up the event by calling out Charles Barkley for his role in his dismissal. Walter would reveal that his new contract guaranteed a match with Barkley at this year's Fest. However, after Barkley agreed to the contest, Walter would reveal that the match was not against him. It was then that the boxing behemoth known as Butterbean ambushed Barkley, leaving him face down on the mat. Barkley wasn't seen or heard from in many weeks following the attack. In his absence, Walter would claim that Barkley was too much of a coward to face Butterbean and that his client was SvR06's true favorite rotund bald man. He would even go so far as to claim that he was in negotiations for Butterbean to replace Barkley in the upcoming Space Jam sequel. However, the Chuckster would eventually resurface to clarify where he'd been since Laugh Like Pee-wee. It wasn't recovering, but rather training with none other than "Iron" Mike Tyson. Barkley stated that he was more than ready to take on Butterbean, but that it wouldn't be a wrestling match. For the first time in Diaz's Fuck Fest history, Charles Barkley and Butterbean will face off in a boxing match!
In the weeks leading up to Laugh Like Pee-wee, ominous messages forewarned that RagnarocK was closely approaching. When the time came to reveal who the second entrant in the Laugh Like Pee-wee match was, it was revealed that RagnarocK was the return of Chris Jericho. Jericho outlasted a number of hopeful victors in the 30-man contest before coming face-to-face with Brock Lesnar. The Beast wasted little time in striking everyone in the ring, before swiftly disposing of Jericho. This wouldn't be the last time the two would cross paths, however. Jericho would persist by pestering The Beast with social media jabs. Unfortunately for Jericho, Brock Lesnar doesn't settle his disputes over the internet. As the two were set to both challenge J-Pac for the World Heavyweight Championship at Speedbump, Lesnar charged the ring in an overzealous rage. After fighting back against Jericho, officials, and security, Brock was eventually restrained and escorted out of the building. After JBL administered a fast count in the World Title match at Speedbump, Jericho entered the ring to claim that he had been screwed out of the championship by one man. However, the man he pointed the finger of blame at was Brock Lesnar for attacking him prior to the match. Unable to resist poking the bear even further, Jericho would note that The Beast didn't look so tough when he was being dragged out of the building. With Diaz's Fuck Fest closely approaching, Brock decided that the time for talking was at an end. Lesnar suggested that if Jericho was half the man that his words made him out to be, he would step in the ring with him to settle things at the Fest. Jericho accepted, and reminded Brock that it's not about being the toughest as much as it is being the smartest. Jericho may have Lesnar outmatched in terms of intellect, but never before has he faced off against such an imposing physical threat comparable to The Beast.
At Speedbump, everyone was stunned by the unannounced appearance of the trio of Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall. Back together once again, the New World Order declared their intentions to take SvR06 by force. Soon after, the nWo was joined in the ring by Count Out. He took the opportunity to say that he's spent his whole career in SvR06 looking for a place to belong. It was at that moment that he came to the conclusion that his place to belong was as a member of the nWo. The three would then present Count Out with an "initiation", attacking the team hopeful. Before the beat down could turn any worse, the nWo was fended off by the unlikely combination of Triple H and Shawn Michaels. D-Generation X vowed that nobody, especially the nWo, was going to run amok on SvR06 unless it was them. Unfortunately, the reunion was cut short whenever Hogan, Hall, and Nash ambushed DX and left them laying for their troubles. Once recovered, DX issued a challenge to the nWo for the upcoming Diaz's Fuck Fest XV. Seeing as they were outnumbered, Count Out took it upon himself to offer a partnership with DX, paying them back for helping him at Speedbump and getting back at the nWo in the process. Triple H and HBK agreed, evening the odds for a clash between two of the most dominant factions of all time at Diaz's Fuck Fest.
After neither man left the main event of Diaz's Fuck Fest XIV as the World Heavyweight Champion, Chance and Drew Thunder formed a pact to combine their efforts under the mantra "All for one, and one for all." Throughout the course of the year, the alliance proved to be fruitful. Chance would become the first to hold the newly christened SvR06 Championship while Drew Thunder would capture United States gold. As many titles or accolades they received, arguably their biggest claim to infamy was their successful trap to rid SvR06 of The Undertaker forever. Although many would credit Drew Thunder for providing the bulk of the work, Chance was more than happy to claim The Undertaker's famed urn as his newest golden trinket. One man who was most vocal about the good fortune the two were experiencing was the returning Winslow J. Wiley. At Laugh Like Pee-wee, the United States Title was placed on the line in a Triple Threat match between defending champion Drew Thunder, Chance, and Winslow. The bout was primarily a one-sided affair until an apparent return of The Phenom halted the proceedings. In the midst of what turned out to be a false alarm, Chance would cover Winslow to capture the title, later echoing that it was "All for one, and one for all." The sentiment would be expressed again when Winslow squared off against The Master of Drew-Jitsu for another title opportunity. Thunder would pick up the victory and punch his ticket for the Fest, but the victory would be short-lived as darkness would once again fall upon the arena. When light returned, Drew Thunder was attacked by Chance with the championship belt, revealing his ploy that led him to title. Chance would go on to detail his Undertaker ruse, claiming that The Deadman was truly dead. The Golden Boy would note that it was Drew Thunder getting all the credit for disposing of The Undertaker that inspired him to betray his partner in the first place. However, he instead chose to wait until the opportunity presented itself for him to take Drew Thunder's United States Title, reiterating his "Golden Rule" that when someone has gold he wants it. Chance would continue by claiming that after what he did to Drew Thunder at Speedbump, he doesn't expect to have an opponent at the Fest and will be watching from his luxury box instead. The lights would then dim on Chance, and when they returned, it was instead Drew Thunder who got the jump on the champion. Thunder told Chance that all of this thunder and lightning he's been throwing at him may have been smoke and mirrors, but the Thunderstruck Kick in his future at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV will be very real.
Whether it be through his sheer strength or his Machiavellian mind, The Kingpin has been a force to be reckoned with in SvR06. The criminal mastermind has always been one to sway things in his favor, and the new year has seemingly brought out a renewed viciousness for the master of disaster. Not only did he strategically injure the Macho Man before their Intercontinental Championship bout at Speedbump, he enlisted the support of a new insurance policy known as Rhyno. With this beastly hired gun in his corner, The Kingpin is arguably more dangerous than ever. Since becoming Intercontinental Champion, The Kingpin has devoted the majority of his time to decimating the smaller members of the roster, leaving what's left of them for Rhyno to further dismantle. With the Fest quickly approaching, a four-way match was set up to determine who would challenge the dominant champion for the Intercontinental Title. Ultimately, it was Rey Mysterio who overcame his three opponents to earn the opportunity. Rather than avoiding the considerable size differentiation between him and his opponent, Mysterio embraced his underdog status. The masked crusader said that he would fight at Diaz's Fuck Fest for all of the little guys who've been stepped on, including those that The Kingpin has spent the past weeks victimizing. Kingpin paid little mind to Mysterio's words, claiming that he's broken much larger men in two. He would continue by noting that people view Rey Mysterio as a superhero, and declared that he intends to use Diaz's Fuck Fest XV as an opportunity to show the world that a superhero is just another word for someone whose heart is much bigger than the rest of their body.
For many weeks, the team known as The Dust Busters received a number of cryptic messages, specifically instructing Diamondust to "Think On Your Sins." The warnings would eventually claim that if he did not do as instructed, something would happen to Goldust. Due to their exuberance in addressing the matter with JBL, the co-commissioner would stipulate that the member of their team that potentially lost in their championship match at Speedbump would be fired. In a stunning turn of events, Goldust would turn his back on Diamondust, allowing his partner to be pinned and subsequently fired. The foreboding messages targeting the duo would prove to be true, as something would happen to Goldust. He would cease to exist, held captive by another layer of his mind known as Sevendust. This dark figure would claim that the sins of the father strengthened him to tear away like pesticide at the wall that left him dormant in the subconscious mind. Now that he's been unleashed, Sevendust looks to correct the sins of those he's silently observed for some time. No longer a member of the active roster, Dusty Rhodes would bid farewell to SvR06. As consolation, it was announced that he would receive the highest honor of being inducted into the Hall of Fame Class of 2019. While Dusty graciously accepted, he couldn't do so without resolving one final matter. Before he rode off into the sunset, the American Dream declared that he wanted to redeem his son. He claimed that he knew that Dustin was still somewhere inside the twisted mind of Sevendust, and that he would free him if it meant beating it out of him. Dusty Rhodes will compete in his farewell match against Sevendust at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV. However, at Dusty's request, that match will be a Texas Deathmatch!
One year ago, The Pranksters reunited at Diaz's Fuck Fest XIV and have been resuming their brand of bedlam ever since. With their sights set on once again becoming World Tag Team Champions, things appeared to be looking up for the newest iteration of The Pranksters. That was until they found themselves on the bad side of Sheamus and the debuting Cesaro. At Laugh Like Pee-wee, The Bar would swoop in to spoil The Pranksters moment by seizing the tag team titles for themselves. However, at Speedbump, The Pranksters managed to defeat the former champions The Chart Toppers to earn a championship match at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV. In true Pranksters fashion, the duo would appear dawn outfits inspired by The Bar as a means of lampooning the World Tag Team Champions. However, the two would be served papers by a lawyer representing The Bar. Not only were they slapped with a cease and desist regarding the mimicry, they were legally compelled to halt all pranking activity against his clients. Despite shutting down The Pranksters with legal ramifications, The Bar would take a page out of their book by vandalizing their cars and loading them full of potatoes. The Bar awaited retaliation, hoping to provoke The Pranksters into breaching their legal notice and nullifying their championship opportunity. When the knock on the door finally came, Sheamus and Cesaro were surprised to see two cops instead of The Pranksters. Knowing their opponents, they quickly deduced that the challengers had sent them male strippers. Sniffing out the prank, The Bar attacked the officers. Unfortunately for them, this was no joke. The Pranksters had reported the vandalism to the police, who proceeded to charge them for the crime as well as assaulting a police officer. Clearly it will be no laughing matter when these two teams collide at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV.
When the biggest event of the year arrives, everyone on the roster is looking for their chance to earn a coveted spot on the show. That is part of what made the Elimination Chamber match at Speedbump so important to those who entered. In one night, any one of six individuals not only could leave as the SvR06 Championship, but would guarantee themselves a spot in the main event of Diaz's Fuck Fest XV. While Chris Masters was eliminated earlier in the bout by Rey Mysterio, it was DEFAULT that once again ensured that Mark Jindrak wouldn't headline the Fest. Although they wouldn't be competing in the main event this year, Jindrak, Masters, DEFAULT, and Mysterio were granted consolation by being pitted against each other in a four-way contest for an Intercontinental Championship match. Once again, DEFAULT kept Jindrak from earning his spot at the Fest, as well as Chris Masters. However, it was Rey Mysterio who would secure the victory and earn a title match for himself. Jindrak expressed that once was happenstance, twice was coincidence, and three times was enemy action. He warned that if DEFAULT was going to continue to take from him, he was going to take something from DEFAULT. Later, the warning came to fruition as it appeared that Winslow J. Wiley had been trapped in the vice of Chris Masters' Masterlock while Jindrak pummeled DEFAULT's loyal kin. Although he was too late to help Winslow, DEFAULT looked to avenge the attack by challenging both Jindrak and Masters to a match at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV. The two would proceed to attack DEFAULT, taking advantage of their strength in numbers. Fortunately, Winslow would return for the first time since the assault to rescue DEFAULT from danger. The man known as Mr. SvR06 would get his match at the Fest like he wanted. However, he and his Enforcer will now have to deal with a tag team of Wileys instead of just one.
Last year, for the first time at the Fest, six competitors tried their luck to obtain the coveted Money in the Bank contract. This year, six others will attempt to climb the ladder and make themselves famous in the process. Notable by his appearance in this year's match is Carlito, who mere weeks ago was the reigning SvR06 Champion as a result of cashing in Money in the Bank. Despite his frustrations with having to climb his way back to the top of the food chain, the former champion hopes to once again make history by winning the match-up for the second consecutive year. To do so, he'll have to contend with the likes of a handful of hungry competitors, including the demonic Kane. Also entering this year's match are two men that spent the past year at odds with one another. After Scott Steiner cost Randy Savage the Intercontinental Title at last year's Fest, the Macho Man would undoubtedly like nothing more than to get back on the winning path. Of course Big Poppa Pump will have other ideas, setting his sights on winning his first World Championship in SvR06 via the briefcase. But arguably nobody in the match will be a greater force to reckon with than the 500-pound Big Show. Considered the odds on favorite to take home the contract, Big Show has become the source of frustration for fellow competitor Christian. Despite dropping the moniker, the former Just Christian has continued to be unable to break out in SvR06. According to him, the seven-foot Big Show has never needed a ladder to reach for brass rings throughout his career. Christian invoked the classic adage that the bigger they are, the harder they fall and informed the giant that he'll see to it he falls from a ladder before he takes Money in the Bank away from him.
Ricardo Diaz has always been one to create a lasting moment at the Fest with which he shares his name. From debuting The Kingpin as his mystery partner, to ending historic title reigns in the main event, and competing in unforgettable clashes with The Rock. This year, Diaz looks to forge another moment into the annals of history. At the fifteenth edition of the Fest, the King of Coke will put fifteen thousand dollars (one thousand for each Fest) of his own money on the line in a one-on-one contest against him. To earn this opportunity, the potential recipient will have to defeat a handful of other competitors on the pre-show portion of the event in an over-the-top-rope battle royal. With many assuredly looking to take home the cash prize, one can only speculate who Ricardo Diaz will find himself looking across the ring from at Diaz's Fuck Fest XV.
==Results==
No.	Results 	Stipulations
1P 	Sonic El Hedge def. Paul London (c) 	Singles match for the Cruiserweight Championship
2P 	Chavo Guerrero def. Tajiri, "The Prophet" Muhammad Hassan, The Hurricane, Booker T, The Big O, and Knox Harrington 	Battle Royal to challenge Ricardo Diaz for $15,000
1 	Rey Mysterio def. The Kingpin (c) (with Rhyno) 	Singles match for the Intercontinental Championship
2 	Big Show def. Kane, Carlito, Scott Steiner, Christian, "Macho Man" Randy Savage 	Money in the Bank Ladder match
3 	Kurt Angle def. Bret Hart 1-0 	Ultimate Submission match
4 	Chris Masters and Mark Jindrak def. Winslow J. Wiley and DEFAULT 	Tag team match
5 	Sevendust def. Dusty Rhodes 	Texas Deathmatch
6 	Drew Thunder def. Chance (c) 	Singles match for the United States Championship
7 	Butterbean (with Walter P. Wiley) def. Charles Barkley (with Mike Tyson) by split decision 	Boxing match
8 	The Pranksters (Nateflix & Ben Unhinged) def. The Bar (Cesaro & Sheamus) (c) 	Tag team match for the World Tag Team Championship
9 	Brock Lesnar def. Chris Jericho by referee stoppage  	Singles match
10 	D-Generation X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) and Count Out def. The New World Order (Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, & Hollywood Hogan)	Six-man tag team match
11 	Batista def. The Shark 	Singles match
12 	Conor McGregor def. Ricardo Diaz by submission 	Singles match for $15,000
13 	Dynamite Derek (SvR06) def. J-Pac (World) 	Singles match for the SvR06 and World Heavyweight Championship
For many years, one event has represented the culmination of a year's journey. But on this, the fifteenth edition of the Fest, the multiple year journey of two men would reach its climactic conclusion with eternal glory riding on the line. On this night, an Animal would collide with a sea-dwelling Shark to see who truly rules this canvassed jungle. A Hitman would look to prove why he's still the best there is against a crafty gold medalist. Underdogs would rise up and conquerors would decimate those in their path, all for the sole purpose of being immortalized in the annals of time.
Before the festivities could commence, Sonic El Hedge raced his way to the ring to challenge Paul London for the Cruiserweight Championship. After earning the opportunity by picking up a win over the reigning champion, the challenger looked to prove that the victory wasn't a fluke, as London had claimed. With the title on the line, Sonic El Hedge showcased the best of his abilities to not only defy the skeptics but to become the new Cruiserweight Champion.
The second match on the pre-show portion of the event was a battle royal to determine who would challenge Ricardo Diaz for $15,000 of his own money. Competitors from both the SvR06 and Arrested Developmental locker rooms, and even Hall of Famers like Booker T, looked to earn a shot at the cash. However, it was Tajiri who appeared to pick up the victory and the match against Diaz. However, in a last minute addition, Diaz's cohort Chavo Guerrero entered the ring and tossed the Japanese Buzzsaw over the top rope. Evidently the fix was in from the very beginning.
The Fest would kick off with one of the most mismatched pairings in the history of the event as The Kingpin would put the Intercontinental Title up for grabs against Rey Mysterio. On top of the clear size advantage, the champion would bring his hired enforcer Rhyno along with him. Mysterio refused to let his size become a disadvantage, feeding off the symbiotic relationship he shares with the fans. With a venomous flurry of offense, the ultimate underdog would take down both Kingpin and Rhyno with the 619 to secure the Intercontinental Championship in a shockingly swift amount of time.
Up next, six of the most elite talents on the roster set their sights on the Money in the Bank briefcase hanging high above the ring. For combatants like Christian or last year's winner Carlito, the career-altering climb would be a much greater task than it would be for the towering forces of Kane or Big Show. As the majority of hopefuls in the match were uninitiated with World titles in SvR06, the stakes were nearly as high as the briefcase itself. The excitement would reach its peak when Carlito looked to make history by seizing the contract once again, only to be met by a gargantuan fist from Big Show at the top of the ladder. With the former case holder neutralized, Big Show clutched the contract with his massive paw to earn a future championship opportunity.
After many tumultuous months, Bret Hart would once again go toe-to-toe with Kurt Angle. This time, however, the two would compete against the clock as well in an Ultimate Submission match. Arguably the two greatest technicians in the history of their craft, the opponents would apply holds and counter-holds to find an opening to apply their signature submission maneuvers. While Hart knew from their previous encounter that he could make Kurt Angle submit to the Sharpshooter, Angle had declared that he would only need one ankle lock to put away The Hitman. In the end, he was right. With only three seconds remaining on the clock, the Olympian finally brought Bret to the point of tapping out to the devastating hold. After the bout, Angle took the opportunity to extend his hand to Bret in a show of respect. Bret obliged, accepting that Angle was the better man on this day.
After the heinous attack perpetrated by Mark Jindrak and Chris Masters, DEFAULT and Winslow J. Wiley looked to get even with the self-proclaimed Mr. SvR06 and his enforcer. With Jindrak claiming that DEFAULT has cheated him out of the main event of the Fest for the past few years, emotions were understandably high. Perhaps it was the personal nature of this tag team match that allowed Masters to take advantage of a distracted DEFAULT and hit Winslow with an undetected low blow to score the victory for he and Jindrak.
It was then time to honor the Hall of Fame Class of 2019, featuring legends such as British Bulldog, Tazz, and Iron Sheik. The members of this year's class would accompany their fellow inductee, Dusty Rhodes, to the ring for his farewell bout against Sevendust. The sinful Sevendust would take full advantage of the lenient rules of the Texas Deathmatch, as would the American Dream. Despite his best efforts to redeem the man formerly known as Goldust, it was a DDT onto a steel chair that brought the match and Dusty's career in SvR06 to a bittersweet end.
With the United States Title on the line, former allies turned bitter enemies would square off as Chance defended the gold against Drew Thunder. As the Golden Boy's custom-made robe would state, it was always "All For 1" when it came to the alliance between these two. Determined to get his hands on Chance, the Master of Drew-Jitsu hastily rushed his opponent as soon as the bell rang. Had he taken the time to notice, Chance had applied his signature brass knuckles before the match had begun. The champion clocked Drew Thunder and instantly went for the cover. Fortunately, the match would continue as the challenger was able to get his shoulder up at the last second. The battle would take yet another turn when The Undertaker would rise once again. However, he wasn't targeting the man who took him out of commission in the first place. Instead, he set his undead sights on Chance, the man who orchestrated the attack. Despite Undertaker's chokeslam giving Drew Thunder the upper hand, Chance managed to earn a shocking kickout of his own. It wasn't until the challenger managed to break out his patented Thunderstruck kick that he was able to defeat Chance and become United States Champion once again.
The action would briefly transition from the wrestling ring to the boxing ring, as Walter P. Wiley led his hired gun Butterbean into battle against the Tyson-trained Charles Barkley. While Barkley's height provided an advantage, Butterbean's sheer size allowed him to remain planted in the face of his opponent's offense. Barkley would ultimately become the only man to find himself grounded throughout the course of the fight, but he would valiantly get back up before the ten count could be administered. After three grueling rounds, the judges ruled that the victor was none other than Butterbean. Of course whether or not any of their bank accounts reflected any transactions between them and Walter remains unknown.
A year after reuniting, The Pranksters would find themselves at the end of their road back to the World Tag Team Titles. However, to turn their dream into a reality, they would have to go through the formidable duo of The Bar. Sheamus and Cesaro have had the number of The Pranksters since they first teamed up late last year, and looked to continue their winning ways against them. For the majority of the match, the defending champions dominated through their brutish offense. However, it was a chance roll-up by Nateflix that would end the reign of The Bar and bring the World Tag Team Championship back to The Pranksters for the first time since they lost the titles at Diaz's Fuck Fest IX.
Following a heated war of words, Chris Jericho and Brock Lesnar would finally come to blows on the grandest stage. Jericho's ability to get under one's skin, as well as the comments directed towards Lesnar's wife, apparently lit a fire inside The Beast that could not be extinguished throughout the duration of the match. Brock would physically incapacitate Jericho with an unrelenting series of German suplexes, as well as a number of stiff fist and elbow strikes. As Lesnar refused to show any regard for his opponent, the referee was left with no choice but to step in and end the match for Jericho's safety. This wasn't good enough for Brock, who would hoist Jericho up for one final F-5 before leaving him a bloody mess in the center of the ring.
Two of wrestling's most infamous renegade forces would collide as D-Generation X teamed with Count Out to take on the New World Order. Count Out has suffered from a bit of an identity crisis over the years, but the bewildered vampire appeared right at home with a team that knew all about sucking it. In the end, it was Triple H who delivered a Pedigree to Scott Hall that allowed DX and Count Out to leave victorious.
Since both arrived on the scene at In My Ass four years ago, hardly anyone has been able to measure up against either The Shark or Batista. In that time, Batista has only tasted defeat a handful of times whereas The Shark has yet to be pinned or submitted. On top of that, Batista's only attempt to deliver his signature Batista Bomb to The Shark had proven ineffective. The two titans of the ring would match power for power, each pulling out all the stops to come out on top. It was The Shark who made the biggest splash of all when he managed to quake the very earth by collapsing his full weight onto the chest of Batista. Unfortunately for him, it took all his strength and he was unable to capitalize in time to make the cover. Batista would battle back from this onslaught of strength, mustering up everything he could to lift The Shark into the air and send him crashing down with a Batista Bomb. With one of the biggest counts of three in SvR06 history, Batista became the first man to pin The Shark.
Ricardo Diaz made his way to the ring, set to face off against Chavo Guerrero for $15,000. However, as Chavo's music played, he didn't make his way the ring as well. It was then seen that Chavo had been knocked out backstage by an unknown assailant. The man responsible would be revealed as the notorious fighter known as Conor McGregor. Two men who are no strangers to controversy squared off for the cash prize, with McGregor displaying a unique array of offense against the more street savvy Diaz. In the end, Conor was able to lock Diaz in a variation of a chokehold to pick up the win and the $15,000 prize.
After fifteen Fests, it was finally time for the main event between two of the most storied rivals in SvR06 history. The SvR06 Champion Dynamite Derek and the World Heavyweight Champion J-Pac putting both of their titles on the line in an epic finale for the ages. After spending the majority of the past year away from the ring, J-Pac appeared fresher and a few steps ahead of Dynamite Derek for much of the match. As the SvR06 Champion rolled out of the ring to catch a breather for a moment, J-Pac propelled himself from the top rope, taking out both his opponent and the referee. With the official out of commission, the co-commissioner JBL entered the ring from behind his associate J-Pac. Shockingly, JBL hit the World Champion with the Clothesline from Hell. Dynamite Derek would proceed to get back in the ring and deliver the DKO for good measure before covering J-Pac and securing both championships. A match that was intended to act as the climax for both a storied rivalry and fifteen Fests instead created more questions than it resolved. Why would JBL turn on J-Pac? Has Dynamite Derek sold out? What will the future of SvR06 hold going forward?