Crabsinthe

"Tired? Hungry? Undead worries got you down? Then step right up and try the ultimate thirst quencher. The Original Sin in a bottle! The triple-distilled dichotomy of fire and water! Nothing fixes a flagging constitution faster!
You sir, yes you! You look like a hardy fellow. Try our new brew and your money back if you don't have a smile etched onto your stomach lining!
That's right ladies and gentlebirds, for the very first time the Planar Anchor's very own Master Brewer Haku is offering you his very latest concoction at a staggering discount of one gold piece a bottle! It might sound like a lot but just wait till you hear the benefits!
Yessir it inebriates, it lubricates, it spontaneously coagulates! It's the leanest, cleanest and downright meanest concoction this side of the Sand Jungles!
Itchy tailfeathers? Gone!
Nausea and vomiting? It'll fix those too!
Pesky goblin infestation? Worry not!
One quick application of Crabsinthe and all these problems and more will be... No more!"