August 30, 2020

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== Description ==
Sunday
The setting is in the living room of Sir's house. Sir and Daniel are seated next to each other on the couch. Sir is explaining his plan to Daniel on how he can see Cora if Daniel helps him, imploring him to. Daniel says he'll do anything Sir needs. 
Cut to Sir and Daniel each riding their e-bikes down the street. Sir explains what Daniel needs to do, instructing him to knock on the door and distract Cora's father when he answers. Cut to Daniel standing on the doorstep and knocking on the door, as Sir's narration continues. He explains that this will be his opportunity to sneak through the back door, and up to Cora's room. Cora answers the front door, to Daniel's surprise. Cora greets Daniel, asking where Sir is. Transition to Sir at the back door of the house, looking away as he reaches for the doorknob. Daniel explains that Sir's sneaking through the back. Cue Sir reaching for the doorknob, and grabbing Cora's father's groin. 
Cora's father greets Sir angrily with a quip, "Your table's ready, fuck-head." He grabs Sir by the head, dragging him inside the house and then throwing him out the front door onto Daniel. He angrily rants and threatens Sir, that if he comes back he will shoot "what's left of his testicles off of his body", punctuating his threat with two warning shots from his pistol in the air. 
The background music is the instrumental to "Work on Me" with elements from "Theme". 
=== Caption ===
"I messed up! I tried to sneak in Cora’s back door, but her dad was inside. I snuck over and did a reach around, but grabbed a pile of dick instead of the doorknob. I think I’m just gonna have to break up with her. Now that I have the e-bike and some cash, I know I’ve caught the eye of a few other girls. I really love Cora, but her dad is an asshole." #animation #animatedvideo #animatedseries #cartoonsketch #cartoonstyle #drawing #draw #animate #dailymemes #darkhumor #darkcomedy #cartoonshorts #animatedshorts #animatedshort #animatedshortfilm #doodle #animatedmemes #animatedmeme #funnymeme #memes #dailycartoons #cartoons #cartoonseries #funnyskits #sketchoftheday #abducted #aliens #alienabduction
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== Transcription ==
("Work on Me" instrumental with elements from "Theme")
Sir: So, I think I have a plan to see Cora, and if you're down, I could really use your help, bro.
Daniel: Anything you need, Sir.
Sir: So, when you knock on the door and he answers, just distract him for a minute.
Daniel: (Knocking)
Sir: I'll sneak in through the backdoor and go to Cora's room.
Daniel: Cora! Mmm...
Cora: Oh, hey, Daniel! Where's Sir?
Daniel: He's kinda sneaking in through your backdoor.
(Sfx: Horn)
Cora's dad: Your table's ready, fuck-head. Comin' to my house- (Throws Sir out) touchin' my hotdog! Come around here and I'll shoot what's left of your testicles off of your body!
("Theme")
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Category:August 2020