Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 3

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 3," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining heart and love songs. They meet with their accountant, discuss family curses, and provide love advice. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin another installment of Double Hearts Variety Hour, where they provide relationship advice to callers. They quickly begin bragging about how good their lives are, and Matt explains that he is an empath and can feel people's sorrow throughout the city. He also fails at a simple math equation but assures listeners that he's good at adding.
They get a call from their accountant, Jeffrey Rosenstein, who is calling to ask why the DJs haven't paid taxes in four years. He alleges that they send him handwritten notes on napkins, causing issues for both Jeffrey and his wife/assistant, Jeffrina. As the DJs try to explain their financial practices, Jeffrey admits that he's also having relationship issues with Jeffrina, who has been his assistant for 36 years and wife for 35. They work and live out of a 1988 Chevrolet Astro, which is currently stationed in Katy, TX. Jeffrey also complains about the DJs prank calling his wife every week, which they admit to doing.
After their call they get an in-person visitor named Andrew Dirkenheim, a husband, father, and self-proclaimed "bon vivant" who sells Rice Krispie Treats for a living. He has come onto hard times due to the dessert falling out of style, and he is no longer able to provide school supplies (guitars, bicycles made out of chips, etc.) to his four children – one of which he appears to hate.
As the DJs pry into Andrew's life, it becomes clear that making Rice Krispies is the only profession he is allowed to pursue because of a nine generation curse placed on the Dirkenheim family that dates back to 19th century Germany, where his ancestors lived prosperous lives as Rice Krispy makers. Andrew's fourth child, Derek, remains a major focus of his reason for being on the show, as he continuous insults the child – a mere 19 months old – for his awkward gait.
The DJs receive another unexpected visitor to the studio named The Reason, who coughs aggressively until the DJs are able to calm him down with a bucket of water and Rice Krispie Treats. Once The Reason settles, he asks the DJs for spare change and cigarettes. When they can't provide these things, he asks them to make him an influencer, which they have much better shot at. 
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Jeffrey Rosenstein
Andrew Dirkenheim
The Reason
== Featured Music ==
Xiu Xiu - "Crank Heart"
Nine Inch Nails - "At the Heart of It All"
The Flaming Lips - "Always There In Our Hearts"