117508-the-most-interesting-dev-in-the-world

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J-Tal,
 
If he ganked you in open world pvp the only thing you would have to fight, is the urge to thank him.
 
He's #1 DPS and in raids he's not even at.
 
An esper once asked him what he thought
 
He can speak chua..in mordesh
 
His medic can out CC an esper.
 
He signs up for rated 2's...solo
 
Anyone got any others!? Need some more w* luv up in here!!
 
-L	
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			His engineer bots actually respond to his commands.	
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			Chuck Norris is J-Tal's cupcake.	
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			He's patient with me. What more needs to be said ;)?	
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His engineer bots actually respond to his commands.
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His engineer bots actually respond to his commands.
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His random rune slots are OMNI slots on everything!
 
He has soloed every veteran dungeon... at the same time!
 
Medics ask him for his prognosis.
 
Spellslingers ask him how to spell complex words with more than four syllables.	
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			             Spends couple thousand man-hours reworking runes and adding new features then 10's more typing it out onto forums.... no thanks needed.              Posts almost daily on forums and reddit, while class devs hide and cower in lunch room until mandatory quarterly posts are due, only requires that memes not have "haz" or "sum" in it.              Wears t-shirt with the "I have no idea what I'm doing" doggy meme to work because ballzosteel.               His T-8 Gamma Rays have never been bugged.               His scan-bot was named Letsdothis at lvl 1.               Stalkers cut his hair for free                When in Illium, Mondo flexes for him.             J-Tal rocks and I wish the class devs would make even 1/4 the effort he does in talking to us on the forums. Keep up the good works and if I ever make a trip to SoCal the next XX is on me :)            	
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He stacked tech on a spellslinger and topped DPS
 
http://www.jabbithole.com/items/genetic-redundancy-revolvers-39678-1cihzp	
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			When J-tal dyes his armor protostar pays him platinum.	
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Alphonse asks Jtal for dieting advice.
 
The Announcer calls him "Sir".
 
Jtal got up on the Darkspur stage in Malgrave, sang Warrel Dane's vocals in "Battle Angels", and the Cartel gave him their shinies.	
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J-Tal lets me fling all the forum crap at him I can find, lets it bounce of his adamantium flame shield and then answers with far more politeness than I deserve.
 
 
 
Yeah, he's a complicated man... and no one understands him but his woman.	
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J-tal gave his father 'the talk'
 
Sadie Brightland confused J-Tal for deadeye several months ago (oh snap!)
 
His mechari is an organ donor. 
 
He drinks in amounts that drown granok... 3 known to date
 
He once Dutch ovened the family's hamster. Chua arrived at crb the next day	
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He tells jokes to the taxi guy!
 
He once solo'd R12 from start to finish. In 5 minutes.
 
The caretaker is nice to him.
 
He doesn't know what all the fuss about the grave yard voice's lines is about, as he's never died.
 
He killed Doomthorn once and got credit for it.
 
KV's forgemaster boss bugged out on him once, doing all phases at once, and J-Tal killed him with 95% health left.	
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He doesn't just give away one cookie (refer to: https://forums.wildstar-online.com/forums/index.php?/topic/117260-wildstar-round-table-rsvp/?p=1220529 ) but the entire box! (sorry Tony lol)
 
He invented the word "sarcasm".
 
He trained Evade the arts of trolling (a work still in progress)	
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The WildStar level up Guitar Riff, Voice-Over and Fireworks are derived from what occurs on each of J-Tals birthdays.
 
J-Tal's mount is a Rowsdower that breathes lighting and craps thunder.
 
He can double jump in real life.	
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I can confirm there are no plans for a new PvP "Ass" currency. Even though that is descriptive of how good I am at PvP.
 
 
(PvP will continue to use Prestige and Rating to gate gear acquisition.)
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			He doesnt always play MMO's... but when he does... he plays Wildstar. Stay frosty my friends.	
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