Delia Ketchum vs. Cooking Mama

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==Cast==
Stofferex as Cooking Mama
Fel as Delia Ketchum
Brandon Lorbes as Ash Ketchum
== Lyrics ==
=== Cooking Mama: ===
This battle'll be baking quite a dilemma for Delia,
I'm sure as hell glad I don't reside in the World of Zoophilia
Your son hung around with lots of ladies and still didn't get laid?
If you're wondering what I'm cooking up, then you'll just have to wait
We don't even know shit about your husband is your son Ash adopted?
You were probably high in all your life you even smoked a Hoppip
You'd better be ready to catch up Ketchum, this'll be your last stand
I'll be cooking up rhymes faster than you getting a man
=== Mrs. Ketchum: ===
I can probably get better man than your explorer husband Papa
Your raps are even worse than your food Mrs. Mama
Not only that but you do gardening lessons as well?
Every lesson you teach is just so time wasting as hell
I wouldn't "Pikachu" when your lessons are nothing but shit
I more known than you and I even started while I was in 8-bits
If your students make one little mistake you go into a killing spree
You are nothing but weak just like a helpless little Pidgey
=== Cooking Mama: ===
Just shut up, I'm a great chef, call me the female Gordon Ramsey
My disses are gonna haunt ya Ketchum, call me Gastly
Why am I bothering battling you? You aren't even that known
The only reason you let your son leave was to bang Professor Oak
I'm a well organized mother, you just sit in your house all day
This is gonna be easy as when you were kidnapped by Entei
I will now be known as the number one mother with rhymes
Hell the only man you ever had was your queer clown Mr. Mime
=== Mrs. Ketchum: ===
You're an air balloon toon 'bout to get served audibly,
With two minigame munchkins while my son's a true prodigy!
Let me introduce you to a REAL child! One that is true to kick your ass
Now it's time that you take a lesson from my little boy Ash!
=== Ash Ketchum: ===
Don't you dare try to diss out my mother she's better in what you do
You care about the kids you babysit not your kids Ringo and Ichigo
When you're just teaching to cooking everyone in your class fucks up
Cooking Mama 2 sucks because did any friends show up? Nope! NONE!
You wanna be a good mom? Well I got some useful advice
Try to cook something good that won't kill all the mice
I'm introducing you to the World of Pokemon! Call me Professor Oak
Time to wrap up this rapping maid, PIKACHU, THUNERBOLT!
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gasrbspecials/delia-ketchum-vs-cooking-mama-gaming-all-star-rap-battles-mothers-day
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirbikx0Ndg
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who Won?
Cooking Mama
Delia and Ash Ketchum
</poll>