佐●萌えのラプンツェル (Sa● Moe no Rapunzel)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
彼氏いない歴＝年齢なんて　 	kareshi inai reki ekooru nenrei nante 	To think I've never had a boyfriend
今どき鼻でも笑えない 	imadoki hana demo waraenai 	I can't even laugh it off by now
浮かれた顔しちゃ　 	ukareta kao shicha 	If I even make a cheerful face,
ママのカミナリ落ちちゃうし 	mama no kaminari ochichau shi 	Mom strikes down with thunder
 	 	
おだまりとか言っちゃって　 	odamari toka icchatte 	Telling me to shut my mouth
超ウケる 	chou ukeru 	What a laugh
 	 	
そうよ　私　かごの中の鳥 	sou yo watashi kago no naka no tori 	That's right, I'm a caged bird
早くプリンス来てください 	hayaku purinsu kite kudasai 	Please hurry and send me my prince
これじゃ留守番ってか監禁 	kore ja rusuban tteka kankin 	This isn't house-sitting, it's prison
待ちくたびれた　そんな時･･･ 	machikutabireta sonna toki... 	As I tired of waiting, suddenly
車が止まる家の前 	kuruma ga tomaru ie no mae 	A car stops at my house
 	 	
（ピンポン） 	(pinpon) 	(Ding dong)
 	 	
キュンキュン胸キュンが発生　 	kyunkyun mune kyun ga hassei 	Kyun kyun, my chest tightens
お迎えの王子様 	omukae no oujisama 	My prince is here to receive me
荷物と引き換えに　 	nimotsu to hikikae ni 	Instead of that package,
私のこともらっていって 	watashi no koto moratte itte 	Take me with you instead
かんたんなやり取りで　 	kantan na yaritori de 	To think you'd just take that package
すぐさま帰っちゃうなんて 	sugu sama kaecchau nante 	And leave without a thought—
ヒドーイ！　オニ！　アクマ！！ 	hidooi! oni! akuma!! 	How cruel! Jerk! Demon!!!
まるで私　ラプンツェル 	maru de watashi rapuntseru 	It's as if I'm Rapunzel
 	 	
あー早く来ないかな 	aa hayaku konai kana 	Ahh, can't you get here already?
青いシマシマやばいじゃん　 	aoi shimashima yabai jan 	Those blue stripes are dangerous
（シマシマやばい） 	(shimashima yabai) 	(dangerous stripes)
たまに来ちゃう猫　シャノワール 	tama ni kichau neko sha nowaaru 	The cat who visits sometimes, Chat Noir
お呼びじゃないわよ　 	oyobi janai wa yo 	—Nah, she's not actually called that
アハハン 	ahahan 	Ahaha~n
 	 	
狙うはあそこの御曹司って　 	nerau wa asoko no onzoushi tte 	"Go for that high-class family's son,"
時は平成、昭和じゃないよ 	toki wa heisei, shouwa janai yo 	This isn't the 20th century!
男はオオカミ　グリズリー　 	otoko wa ookami gurizurii 	"Men are wolves, grizzlies,"
ママのすり込み聞き飽きた 	mama no surikomi kiki akita 	I'm sick of hearing Mom's grating voice
待ってる時間　もったいないから　 	matteru jikan mottainai kara 	Time spent waiting is all wasted
アマで10回ポチッたし 	ama de juukai pochitta shi 	so I've placed 10 more orders
JK なんて9割が妄想　 	JK nante kuwari ga mousou 	Even 90% of high school girls fantasize
やっばい通販バレた　 	yabbai tsuuhan bareta 	Oh crap, my mail order was found out
ヒャッハー 	hyahhaa 	Hya~haa
 	 	
ルンルンしちゃうエンジン音に　 	runrun shichau enjin on ni 	Vroom vroom, to the engine sounds
お迎えのお嬢様 	omukae no ojousama 	The princess expresses welcome
サインが欲しいなら　 	sain ga hoshii nara 	If you want me to sign
あなたの口に･･･ 	anata no kuchi ni... 	Then, on your lips...
だなんて　キャハー 	da nante kyahaa 	Not really, kyahaa~
最近忙しいのかな　 	saikin isogashii no kana 	Has he been busy lately?
目も合わせてくれないや 	me mo awasete kurenai ya 	He won't even return my gaze
盛り上がってるの　わたしだけ？　 	moriagatteru no watashi dake? 	Am I the only one who's excited?
モヤモヤしちゃって切ないよ 	moyamoya shichatte setsunai yo 	I feel uneasy, it's painful
 	 	
全然脈はないのかな　 	zenzen myaku wa nai no kana 	Does his heart not beat?
片思いはつらいな 	kataomoi wa tsurai na 	One-sided love really is harsh
このまま女子大に行って 	kono mama joshidai ni itte 	At this rate, will I end up in college,
お見合いで終わるフラグ 	omiai de owaru furagu 	flagged to end in an arranged marriage?
いっぱい泣いたっていいじゃん　 	ippai naitatte ii jan 	It's fine to cry a lot
散財しちゃったっていいじゃん 	sanzai shichattatte ii jan 	It's fine to be extravagant
でも　でも　でも　でも　でも　でも　もう 	demo demo demo demo demo demo mou 	But, but, but, but, but, but, now
告白しちゃって　いいですかあああああああああああ 	kokuhaku shichatte ii desu ka aaaaaaaaaaa	It's okay for me to confess, yeaaaaaaaah
 	 	
（ピンポン） 	(pinpon) 	(Ding dong)
 	 	
キュンキュン胸キュンが発生　 	kyunkyun mune kyun ga hassei 	Kyun kyun, my chest tightens
青シマの王子様 	ao shima no oujisama 	My prince in blue stripes
荷物も持たないで　 	nimotsu mo motanaide 	Not picking up the package,
私のこと見つめてる 	watashi no koto mitsumeteru 	He gazes upon me
ドキドキが走り出す　 	dokidoki ga hashiri dasu 	My heart stars racing
静まり返った玄関で 	shizumari kaetta genkan de 	In the dead-silent doorway,
彼のほうから　好きでした 	kare no hou kara suki deshita 	The confession comes from him
やばい　やっばい　シマシマやっばい　 	yabai yabbai shimashima yabbai 	Oh no, oh no, those stripes are dangerous
あわわ 	awawa 	Awawa~
お持ち帰りさ　ラプンツェル 	omochikaeri sa rapuntseru 	I'll be taking you to go, Rapunzel
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