No Love Postcard From Me

No Love Postcard From Me is the fourth episode of .
==Story==
Leg 4 (Based off Leg 5 of The Amazing Race 25)
The race resumes at .
Micky & Abe will depart 1st.
Route Into: Teams must travel by plane to , . Upon arrival at , teams must travel by taxi to the marketplace, where they must search for a food cart garage with their next clue. Three teams will be on the first flight, three teams will be on the second flight and three teams will be on the third flight.
Caution: Double U-Turn ahead!
Peanut & Amy depart 2nd.
Micky & Abe get tickets on the first flight.
Peanut & Amy get tickets on the first flight.
Bob & Bladez depart 3rd.
Getsome & Sarah depart 4th.
Mac & Tank depart 5th.
Bob & Bladez get tickets on the first flight.
Mega & Bridgette depart 6th.
Mac & Tank get tickets on the second flight.
Getsome & Sarah get tickets on the second flight.
Clara & Ashley depart 7th.
Mega & Bridgette get tickets on the second flight.
Clara & Ashley are on the last flight.
Brandon & Sonic are on the last flight.
Bwinter & Liam are on the last flight.
Abe: "So we're on the first flight which feels good since there is a U-Turn in play."
Micky: "We could be a target because we're the only team here that has a nickname."
Abe: "If they U-Turn us, they hate nicknamed people."
Amy: "If we were to U-Turn anyone, who would it be?"
Peanut: "I was thinking Ghost Town or Bob & Bladez."
Amy: "I feel like we don't need to make enemies this early so maybe not use it?"
Peanut: "Yeah, that's probably our best bet."
Sonic: "What do we do about the U-Turn?"
Brandon: "We have to do Ashley and the Witch."
Clara: "HEY... I'M SITTING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!"
BRANDON: "GOOD... SO YOU GET TO HEAR THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU HUN... NOW GO BACK TO OZ... OH WAIT, THEY SANG LIKE I WILL WHEN YOU ARE GONE WITCH!"
Mega: What is going on over there?"
Bridgette: "The drama mamas are at it again."
Mega: "That sucks... I thought this would be a peaceful race."
Mac: "We can't have good things my friend."
Mega: "Word."
Clara: 'YOU REALIZE THERE IS A U-TURN IN THIS LEG RIGHT... GUESS WHO IS GOING TO GO BYE BYE!"
Brandon: "Hmm... I'll take a guess... THE WITCH WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT HAITI!"
Clara: "YOU WISH YOU WON HAITI BUT NOOOOOO... YOU AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT!"
Sarah: "This coffee shop is awesome."
Getsome: "Do you hear something?"
Sarah: "It sounds like people are fighting somewhere."
Getsome: "Did they let drunk people in this airport?"
Sarah: "Who knows... I hope it's not people in the race."
Brandon: "WE'RE GONNA GET YOUR UGLY SELF OUT OF THE RACE!"
Clara: "THE ONLY UGLY THING IN THIS RACE IS THIS UN-AMERICAN FLOP!"
Liam: "Are we seriously on a flight with them?"
Bwinter: "Forget it... I want a new flight."
Ticket Counter: "Sorry sir, but there are no more flights available."
Bwinter: "UGHHHHHHH!"
Clara: "DO US ALL A FAVOR AND QUIT THE RACE!"
Bwinter: "SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!"
Brandon: "NOT UNTIL SHE LEAVES!"
Bwinter: "SHUT UP!"
Clara: "DON'T TELL ME WHA-"
Bwinter: "SHUT UP!"
Bladez: "No, keep going... we're enjoying this."
Bwinter: "You're not on this flight Bladez, stay out of this."
Bladez: "Ok Express Pass flops... I'll just be heading back to flight #1."
Abe: "Looks like we don't need to U-Turn anyone."
Amy: "Not after that we don't."
Getsome: "Did you guys try the coffee here?"
Tank: "Yes, it is very good... did you guys see Clara fighting with Brandon?"
Sarah: "It was them? Wow."
Flight 1: Micky & Abe, Peanut & Amy, Bob & Bladez.
Flight 2: Getsome & Sarah, Mac & Tank, Mega & Bridgette.
Flight 3: Clara & Ashley, Brandon & Sonic, Bwinter & Liam.
All flights leave.
Flight 1 lands.
Micky & Abe make it to the food cart (currently in 1st place.)
Route Info: teams must retrieve a food cart and its pieces, which they must assemble with the satisfaction of the manager to receive their next clue.
Bob & Bladez make it to the food cart (currently in 2nd place.)
Peanut & Amy make it to the food cart (currently in 3rd place.)
Flight 2 lands.
Bob & Bladez finish the food cart (currently in 1st place.)
Route Info: Teams must head to the Bab Debbagh Tannery, where they will find their next clue.
Micky & Abe finish the food cart (currently in 2nd place.)
Bladez: "Hey guys, wanna work together to find this thing?"
Micky: "Sure."
Flight 3 Lands.
Bwinter: "The flight got in a little early so we can make up time and get this Speed Bump over with."
Mega & Bridgette make it to the food cart (currently in 4th place.)
Mac & Tank make it to the food cart (currently in 5th place.)
Getsome & Sarah make it to the food cart (currently in 6th place.)
Getsome: "Uh oh, the third flight caught up."
Brandon & Sonic make it to the food cart (currently in 7th place.)
Clara & Ashley make it to the food cart (currently in 8th place.)
Bwinter & Liam are doing speed bump while the other teams finish up at the food cart.
Speed Bump: Bwinter & Liam must travel to Le Cadeau Berbère where they must pick up ten Moroccan rugs. They must then to hang these rugs on a wall outside the Riad Monceau hotel to prepare them for sale, before they can continue racing.
Peanut & Amy finish the food cart (currently in 3rd place.)
Bwinter & Liam finish the speed bump.
Bob & Bladez make it to the roadblock (currently in 1st place.)
Roadblock: "Who feels like the goat?"One team member must take three hides through scraping off the hair from the goat skins. They must then deliver the three hides to a , transporting them on a bicycle, where they will be given a receipt from the cobbler at Abdellah Boulim to which they must return to the tanner back in the tannery in exchange for their next clue.
Bladez is doing the RB
Micky is doing the RB (currently in 2nd place.)
Peanut is doing the RB (currently in 3rd place.)
Mega is doing the RB (currently in 4th place.)
Brandon is doing the RB (currently in 5th place.)
Clara is doing the RB (currently in 6th place.)
Sarah is doing the RB (currently in 7th place.)
Tank is doing the RB (currently in 8th place.)
Bwinter is doing the RB (currently in last place.)
Bladez finishes the RB (currently in 1st place.)
Route Info: Teams must travel by taxi to the , where they must search the college campus for their next clue.
Micky finishes the RB (currently in 2nd place.)
Bob & Bladez find the detour.
Detour: Twirl Time or Tea Time?
Choice A: Twirl TimeAt Bob Magic Music, teams must dress in traditional clothing and rehearse in a traditional performance of , which they must perform back at . The gnawa performance involves one team member twirling their on top of their hat by whirling their head while playing the , while the other plays the drums. Once at Jemaa el-Fnaa, the member twirling their tassel must maintain the beat through spinning their tassel consecutively under a minute in order for their team to receive their next clue from the band leader.
Choice B: Tea TimeTeams must retrieve a set of from Le Paradis du Thee, consisting of a tea pot, a sugar box, a green tea box, and a , then deliver it to Palais Gharnata, where one team member must only use a single arm to balance the tray holding the cups, while the other must partake in the tradition of pouring the tea into two cups simultaneously by maintaining the two pots, each to a particular height. Once the professional tea server is content with their performance, he will award them their next clue.
Bob & Bladez are doing Tea Time (currently in 1st place.)
Micky & Abe are doing Tea Time (currently in 2nd place.)
Mega finishes RB (currently in 3rd place.)
Peanut: "There it is!"
Clara: "HEY... YOU HAVE TO BE WITH AMY!"
Peanut: "She is right here."
Clara: NO SHE WAS NOT... WE WERE ALREADY HERE!
Peanut: "Girl, I am in no mood to play games right now.
Clara: "THEN MOVE!"
Peanut: "NO... BACK UP!"
Clara: "NO."
Peanut: "DON'T PUSH ME."
Clara: "YOU PUSHED ME!"
Peanut: "YOU PUSH ME ONE MORE TIME!"
Clara: "AND WHAT?!"
Ashley: "We Were already here Peanut."
Amy: We're right next to each other guys. Can we break it up?"
Peanut: "Fine... After you princess."
Clara: "Great... thanks to you guys, everyone is bunched up behind us."
Clara finishes RB (currently in 4th place.)
Peanut finishes RB (currently in 5th place.)
Bwinter finishes RB (currently in 6th place.)
Sarah finishes RB (currently in 7th place.)
Brandon finishes RB (currently in 8th place.)
Tank finishes RB (currently in last place.)
Mega & Bridgette are doing Twirl Time
Clara & Ashley are doing Twirl Time
Peanut & Amy are doing Tea Time
Bwinter & Liam are doing Tea Time
Getsome & Sarah are doing Twirl Time
Brandon & Sonic are doing Tea Time
Mac & Tank are doing Twirl Time
Bob: "Ugh... what are we doing wrong?"
Micky: "I think this is the one."
Abe: "Got it, Yes!"
Bladez: "What did we do wrong guys?"
Micky: "Can't tell you."
Bladez: "I'll ban you from Survival."
Abe: "Too bad... I hate that game. You'll figure it out."
Bob: "I don't think that worked Bladez."
Bladez: "..."
Micky & Abe finish detour (currently in 1st place.)
Route Info: Teams must travel on foot to Le Grand Balcon du Café Glacier to find their next clue.
Clara & Ashley finish the detour (currently in 2nd place.)
Ashley: "YES!"
Abe: "There are the girls."
Clara: "Find it yet?"
Micky: "No."
Clara: "We'll just go together it's fine."
Abe: "There's the U-Turn."
Ashley: "Who do we use it on? Brandon & Sonic or Peanut & Amy."
Clara: "They both got problems but Brandon is the biggest one so them."
Clara & Ashley choose to U-Turn Brandon & Sonic.
Micky & Abe choose not to U-Turn anybody.
Route Info: Teams must travel by taxi to Al Matjar Carpet Shop to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Clara & Ashley, you are team number 1! Micky & Abe, you are team number 2. Clara & Ashley for winning the leg you get your own Ford car.
Clara: "YASSS! GREAT LEG!"
Ashley: "We slayed today."
Mega & Bridgette finish detour (currently in 3rd place.)
Mac: "Ugh... I can't get this thing to spin."
Peanut & Amy finish detour (currently in 4th place.)
Bwinter & Liam finish detour (currently in 5th place.)
Bladez: "Forget it Bob, we're never going to get this. We might as well switch since we've already lost our lead."
Bob & Bladez switch detours and go to Twirl Time.
Mega & Bridgette choose not to U-Turn anybody.
Peanut & Amy choose not to U-Turn anyone.
Mac & Tank switch detours and go to Tea Time.
Mega & Bridgette, your team number 3.
Bwinter & Liam choose not to U-Turn anyone.
Getsome & Sarah finish detour (currently in 6th place.)
Bob & Bladez finish detour (currently in 7th place.)
Peanut & Amy, your team number 4.
Bwinter & Liam, a tough path but you are team number 5.
Brandon & Sonic finish detour (currently in 8th place.)
Getsome & Sarah choose not to U-Turn anyone.
Bob & Bladez choose not to U-Turn anyone.
Mac & Tank finish detour (currently in last place.)
Brandon & Sonic get to the U-Turn board but must go to the other detour
Brandon: "UGH... OF COURSE THEY DID... NO LOVE POSTCARD FROM ME AFTER THE RACE SWEETIES!"
Sonic: "There's an open spot."
Brandon & Sonic U-Turn Mac & Tank
Getsome & Sarah, your team number 6. Oh here comes another team. Bob & Bladez, you are team number 7.
Mac & Tank make it to U-Turn but must go do the other detour.
Tank: "Welp, if we weren't in last before, we are now."
Sonic: "Mac & Tank just got here."
Mac: "We have a shot!"
Mac & Tank finish detour (currently in 8th place.)
Brandon: "Ugh... It's over... I can't get this thing to spin."
Mac & Tank get to U-Turn board (currently in 8th place.)
Mac & Tank, I am going to put you out of your misery, you are team number 8.
Brandon & Sonic finish the detour.
Brandon & Sonic, you are the last team to arrive. I am sorry to tell that you have been eliminated from the race.
Sonic: "It's super frustrating knowing that those two girls are still in."
Brandon: "We know we're better than them and the only reason we got out was because of that U-Turn. I'll bet they don't even get past the next leg."
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from are as follows:
# Micky & Abe
# Peanut & Amy
# Bob & Bladez
# Getsome & Sarah
# Mac & Tank
# Mega & Bridgette
# Clara & Ashley
# Brandon & Sonic
# Bwinter & Liam
Nobody's departure times were shown.
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must travel by plane to , . Upon arrival at , teams must travel by taxi to the marketplace, where they must search for a food cart garage with their next clue. There are three flights available, each carrying only three teams.
|-|Speed Bump = At , Bwinter & Liam would receive their clue for their Speed Bump.
Bwinter & Liam must travel to Le Cadeau Berbère where they had to pick up ten Moroccan rugs. They then had to hang these rugs on a wall outside the Riad Monceau hotel to prepare them for sale, before they are allowed to continue.
|-|Route Info 2 = At , teams must retrieve a food cart and its pieces, which they must assemble with the satisfaction of the manager to receive their next clue.
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams must head to the Bab Debbagh Tannery, where they will find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock = "Who feels like the goat?"
The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock would have to take three hides through scraping off the hair from the goat skins. They must then deliver the three hides to a , transporting them on a bicycle, where they will be given a receipt from the cobbler at Abdellah Boulim to which they must return to the tanner back in the tannery in exchange for their next clue.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Bob & Bladez
*Brandon & Sonic
*Bwinter & Liam
*Clara & Ashley
*Getsome & Sarah
*Mac & Tank
*Mega & Bridgette
*Micky & Abe
*Peanut & Amy
|-|Route Info 4 = Teams must travel by taxi to the , where they must search the college campus for their next clue.
|-|Detour = 
Choice A: Twirl TimeAt Bob Magic Music, teams must dress in traditional clothing and rehearse in a traditional performance of , which they would perform back at . The gnawa performance involves one team member twirling their on top of their hat by whirling their head while playing the , while the other plays the drums. Once at Jemaa el-Fnaa, the member twirling their tassel must maintain the beat through spinning their tassel consecutively under a minute in order for their team to receive their next clue from the band leader.
Bob & Bladez, Clara & Ashley, Getsome & Sarah, and Mega & Bridgette chose this task.
Choice B: Tea TimeTeams must retrieve a set of from Le Paradis du Thee, consisting of a tea pot, a sugar box, a green tea box, and a , then deliver it to Palais Gharnata, where one team member must only use a single arm to balance the tray holding the cups, while the other must partake in the tradition of pouring the tea into two cups simultaneously by maintaining the two pots, each to a particular height. Once the professional tea server is content with their performance, he will award them their next clue.
Brandon & Sonic, Bwinter & Liam, Mac & Tank, Micky & Abe, and Peanut & Amy chose this task.
|-|Route Info 5 = Teams must travel on foot to Le Grand Balcon du Café Glacier to find their next clue.
|-|U-Turn = At Le Grand Balcon du Café Glacier, teams would have the option to U-Turn a team, with two slots available. Clara & Ashley used the first slot of the U-Turn on Brandon & Sonic. Brandon & Sonic used the second slot of the U-Turn on Mac & Tank.
Since Brandon & Sonic completed the Tea Time Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Twirl Time Detour before continuing.
Since Mac & Tank completed the Tea Time Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Twirl Time Detour before continuing.
|-|Route Info 6 and Pit Stop = Teams must travel by taxi to Al Matjar Carpet Shop to check in.
For coming in first place, Clara & Ashley each won their own Ford car.
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==Trivia==
The episode title was said by Brandon about Clara & Ashley after finding out that he and Sonic had been U-Turned by them.
==References==