Episode 230 - A Burning Tree

==Intro==
Episode description:n/a
Opening Quote:Lauren: One day I can play D&D with my frien-
Player introduction:Lauren: Hello and welcome to another episode of the tabletop champions! I'm Lauren your dungeon master and tonight we have Ben who plays Throden...
Ben: It's got really annoying since the wizard learned Polymorph Other. Now he won't stop badgering me.
Lauren: Booooo. Matt who plays Fanel...
Matt: You know, I'm just gonna make like a tree and leave.
Lauren: Delightful- no. Stephanie who plays Raquel...
Stephanie (in Raquel's voice): Ahoy-hoy, dahlings.
Lauren: Kyle who plays Irpaks...
Kyle: Beep boop.
Lauren: And Sean who plays Abutton.
Sean (in Lisan's voice): Hey, it's me Lisan, I'm not dead anymore!
Lauren: Awww....
Sean: No, nope I'm still dead.
Lauren: What a plot twist. Okay, uh, that was everyone okay. I can't count tonight apparently.
Kyle (in a weird voice): No I'm here too!
Lauren: Oh god.
Sean: Wait, who's that?
Lauren: Sup-
Sean: The voice of reason?
Lauren: Surprise player. You're in the wrong podcast.
Sean: No, you're not - you don't belong here.
Kyle (same voice): Let's all get high.
Lauren: Maybe you do.
Sean: Uncle Tom?
==Episode Summary==
The episode opens with the party being teleported into a fungus forest by Markus, who then leaves. Throden remembers it from his mushroom trip, and says to look for a burning tree. He feels drawn in a certain direction. Some tiny myconids start following them. Abutton picks up two of them and kills them for food, to Fanel's dismay. Abutton signs in Thieves' Cant to Raquel that his master is crazy. She asks who his master is, and when he points to Fanel, she recommends a change. He says he doesn't have a choice.
They hear chattering, screeching, and a thud up ahead. Through an opening in the trees they can see some movement. Raquel and Abutton sneak up and see several kobolds attacking a stone golem. With permission from Raquel, Abutton attacks, taking out most of the kobolds, and the rest of the party follows suit. Irpaks casts Wall of Fire in a forest again, Abutton kills the last kobold, and Throden bites the golem to death. Abutton loots a button-adorned tail wrap from the kobold chieftain, and Irpaks loots a dragonskull helmet, a spiky shield, and a potion of firebreathing. Throden reanimates the five non-chieftain kobolds as zombies, and they find the kobold's camp, but continue on to find the burning tree.
Eventually they come to a clearing with a giant tree covered in dragonheaded red and gold leaves, fluttering in the still air. A voice says, "You have found me", and a lizardfolk wearing an elongated golden mask with raven feathers, tattered robes, and gloves steps out from behind it. They say, "Greetings champion. It's about time you have gathered here." They remove the mask to reveal the decaying face of Throden's mate.
==Memorable Quotes==
Kyle: I have a healing potion in my bag. Don't touch my bag though.
Stephanie: I just assumed that I'm awesome and I get 15 damage.
Kyle: Because Kyle hadn't learned his lesson, Irpaks has not learned his lesson about lighting forests on fire.Matt: Fanel's going to have a talk with you.Ben: We're going to find the burning tree a lot faster then.
==Trivia==
* Kyle and Sean didn't realize Irpaks' spell caused the forest fire in the last episode.
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