Sam vs Michael Myers

Two Halloween-based serial killers rap against each other, Sam from the Trick 'r Treat franchise and Michael Myers from the Halloween franchise.
== Cast ==
EpicLLOYD as Samhain
Nice Peter as Michael Myers (video), MrCreepyPasta as audio
== The Battle ==
(Beat)
=== Announcer: (0:11) ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MICHAEL MYERS
VS
SAMHAIN
BEGIN!
=== Samhain: (0:22) ===
(Ding-dong!)
TRICK OR TREAT! Better give me something good to eat! 
Else I’ll bring the heat! Tear off your feet! Punch in all of your teeth! 
If you step to me, I’ll shred you into meat, my lines are candy sweet! 
I’ll leave you out of this fight, like how you weren’t even in Halloween three!
Samhain is bringing the damn pain! I’ll shred you into fucking confetti! 
I might as well be facing Jason, minus the horror and the machete! 
You’re not ready! I’ll twist your arm bone, things are gonna get deadly, 
When it comes to Slashers, you’re the worst! Go crying back to Freddy!
Think you can slam on this champ? You’re just another carbon copy, kid! 
I don’t need your cliched knife to mess you up worse than Rob Zombie did!
I’m about to take you to school! I REPRESENT Ghosts and Ghouls! 
You’d better be trembling in my presence, ‘cause SAM makes the rules!
=== Michael Myers: (0:54) ===
He's back. To stomp this brat with raps who hopes to burn me with rhymes, 
Well I’ve been set on fire before, so I hope you’ve packed some better lines, 
Nobody knows you anymore, while I’m at the peak of my fame, best in my prime, 
So I’ll equip my knife tonight and bring some strife to a Sam a SECOND time!
Check your permissions- I'm one of the best additions to Horror Flicks, 
Lose the bag ‘o tricks, you just kill people for not following Holiday tradition, 
We know you’ve got conditions and you’re admitting you can’t boot me! 
You’re killing loosely in one movie while I’m slashing through Call of Duty!
This morbid defect is just a social reject who doesn’t need to be wrecked to see, 
That his Spider-Man crawling and regenerative powers will have no effect on me! 
I’m on the big screen, teaching this drama queen how to scream when I spit mean, you 
Can go right ahead and flip me the bird, they’ll just make that a deleted scene, too
=== Samhain: (1:27) ===
Man, die! You know I’ll be stealing this victory from you by a landslide! 
Your damn VERSE is scarier than you! And it dragged on like your franchise! 
So cackle, I’ve got rhymes like Razors in your Apple to make you fall!
The Return of Michael Myers is being cut short! From the darkness, I see ALL!
=== Michael Myers: (1:38) ===
You’ve felt the Revenge of Michael Myers, and you won’t be getting a remake, 
You may be the one who fights nonbelievers, but theres no use in fighting fate 
I’ll eat this sucker for supper and let his blood flow through the gutters, 
Slice through you like Butter - Happy Halloween, motherfucker!
=== Announcer: (1:49) ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES…
(Background noises of a witch cackling and an owl hooting play.)
OF HISTORY