Jeffy

Jeffy is one of the main characters of the SuperMarioLogan series.
He is the biological son of Jacques Pierre François and Nancy, and the adoptive son of Mario and Rosalina.
== Biography ==
On August 21, 2004, Jeffy was born to Nancy and Jacques Pierre François in a porta potty on 7 Jeffy Street in Paris, France. At one point, along with Nancy and presumably Jacques, Jeffy moved to Pensacola, Florida in the United States. He was constantly abused by Nancy for no apparent reason.
Nancy then grew tired of having Jeffy in her custody. On January 24, 2016, Nancy dropped Jeffy at a apartment complex and told him to knock on every door until they let him in. When he knocked on Mario's door, Mario let him in and was forced to keep him until his mom returned to get him. Throughout the apartment and later the house, Jeffy constantly annoyed Mario and made him suffer to point of Mario claiming that he was in a living hell.
Prior to or on January 23, 2017, Jacques had committed suicide for his latest painting, The Suicide, and willed Jeffy his money. Upon hearing this, Nancy went to reclaim Jeffy in order to receive the money. Despite Jeffy's begs not to, Mario, tired of having to suffer at the hands of Jeffy, let Nancy take Jeffy with her. In the car, Jeffy jumped out of the car and dashed back to Mario's house, where Mario reluctantly let Jeffy stay. After Nancy came back to take Jeffy again, Mario called the police to arrest Nancy for his various crimes. Given the choice between sending Jeffy to foster care and adopting him, Mario reluctantly decided to adopt Jeffy, and was overjoyed when he was informed of the money Jacques left Jeffy to claim when he turns eighteen years old. To this day, Jeffy still lives with Mario, and continues to much mischief throughout the house.
== Quotes ==
* "Why?"
* "UH!"
* "ARE YOU F**KING HIGH!?!?!"
* "Hey, Daddy. What doing?"
* "You said Jeffy's a bad boy!?"
* "Whoops."
* "Moose f**k."
* "I don't even know."
* "I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!"
* "Why would you do that?"
* "My name's Jeffy. See? It says it on my shirt. Jef-fy."
* "Si papi, yo quiero mas papi!"
* "Bep!"
* "I didn't have to."
* "I don't have to."
* "I don't like it."
* "I didn't like it."
* "That's so PP!"
* "Daddy, you're as high as f**k!"
* "PAPER!"
* "DADDY!!!"
* ”I don’t want to.”
** ”I don’t want you to.”
** "AI-NYAN-NYU-NAHT"
** "I'm here, f***ers!"
** "It slipped, Daddy."
** "The new SML store is now open, so go check it out at SML Merch.com!"
** "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?!?!"
** “I love you!”
** "Good."
** ”Daddy, I didn’t start anything! I’m a perfect angel~”
** "I wanna be a moose. All moose-f***."
** "DADDY- DADDY, that is not fair..."
** "Doodle Doodle Pencil Fart."
** "Listen here m*****f*****! If you throw another g****** paper ball at me, I will f*** your s*** up! I am not to be f***ed with."
** ”Well I done s*** myself, daddy! My pants are all full of f***.”
** "Booty, b*****s, and bacon."
** "Well, toot-toot f*** s***!"
** "Toot-toot pencil fart!"
** "FIRST YOU BREAK JEFFY'S LEG, THEN YOU CALL HIM A D***H***, AND THEN YOU CALL HIM A LITTLE S***!!!!"
** "But daddy..."
** "Squeakity, squeak squeak squeakity, squeaker..."
** "That is the tits."
** "Balloon tits!"
** "Awww give me some pizza Daddy!!!"
** "My daddy is the Tooth Fairy!"
** "I got a pretty cool daddy!"
** "It's a pee pee Daddy!"
** "I HATE GREEN BEANS!!"
** ”Thanks for caring daddy.”
** “GIMME ME F YEAH’S BACK! I WANT THEM BACK!”
** ”I’m gonna spend this hundred dollars on Fortnite Vbucks!”
** ”Hi Uncle Luigi!”
** "AWW, DADDY!"
** ”Hey daddy, can I ride my niceical?”
** ”I already know my animals! My favorite animal is the carrot!”
** ”I was dragon my balls across the table!”
** ”I cut my shirt up because I wanted it to look like Swiss cheese!”
==Personality==
Jeffy usually spanks his diaper and make a "uh" sound. When he doesn't get what he wants, he will usually go on a cussing rampage and call people high to his adoptive parents (Mario and Rosalina). He would also rarely swear to his friends like Bowser Junior and Cody.
==Trivia==
* Jeffy shows a vast talent in painting, inherited from his father Jacques Pierre François.
* Jeffy is a replacement for Tony the Tiger after Lance was unable to voice him anymore.
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