Mocho Man

Mocho Man Rondy Sewage is a homicidal maniac who will stop at nothing to terriform galaxies to consume the asses of everyone.
== Personality ==
Mocho Man is a maniac or as Dong puts it, "He's Fubar" (Fucked Up Beyond All Reconition).
He was once a collected, decitful mob boss that managed to convert his side of the univserse into the "god of power" by transforming whole planets into plantations and erradicating all other lifeforms that are not his genetic clones. 
But after suffering an overdose of testosterone in a hospital, to recover from the damge he was inflicted from his first battle, with a certain spy train. He completely changed, and the only muddied trait that he has left that links him to his former self is his driving lust. but even then, his lust changed from power to ASS.
== Appearance ==
Mocho Man is a green 4-8-2 locomotive, his body is slanted with his coal bunker slanting outwards with his side tanks slanting inwards at the front and a galiant smoke stack.
He features a skull face with glowing green eyes and teeth from his decades of drinking nothing but testosterone.
== History ==
He was built on the planet "Mancho Cave" in December 12th 1926 to parents Macho Randy and Lady Savage. Even as a child he exhibited strange behavior where usally train children in his world would talk about deep meaning of comedy, and the comentary it does on their society as a whole. Mocho Man instead would make overly the top and rediculous plans to take over the world with his school friends.
As he got older he'd grow out of his world domination phase and look into presuing comedy, much to his parents disaproval, who wanted him to become an engineer due to his jokes going outside of the boundaries of mortal comprehension.
One fateful night when he was a teenager he did his first gig at a bar where he had a monolouge about the consumer culture of that world, and how power often mixed with food and lustful desires. He ended the show by eating his friend's ass to show how when not controled, the consumer becomes consumed themselves with their greed. The audience was horrorfied at Mocho Man's punchline and was horribly offended at the difficulty to understand the complex meaning of the 2 hour long joke, and only focused on the ass eating part because that was the only thing they could partially understand.
The hatred got so bad that he went into hiding until 1988 when he reamarged with his new identity as "Rondy Sewage" the WWE wrestler, he was famous for talking about creams, asses, comedy and world domination before forcing his eponient into submission via farting on them. But soon his career would end when he was sued by Randall Poffo from the other univserse for the copyright infrengement of his character "Macho Man Randy Savage".
Mocho Man fleed to the suberbs of his planet in fear of Macho Man crossing diemensions and to kick his ass for stealing a joke he made in court.
He soon went to a town known as "theyokiedoke" where he then would rebuild his status as a tax collecter before being brutally beaten and almost eaten by a gang of "bingo bongos." He got back at them by kidnapping each member of the gang and draining them of their life juices via a straw in their ass and obsorbing them. He'd do this untill he had consumed all of them, which would consequently lead to him wanting more, so for years he'd abduct people and consume their life juices untill they were all gone. 
During this he himself mutated from all of the testosterone he drank, where he'd become harder ,better, faster and stronger.
Since he was alone on the planet it wouldn't be long before he got the idea to terriform the planet into a planet wide plantation, so he embarked on a journey to do just that. As he explored he stumbeled across an abandoned lab with a cloneing device in it, and he put one of his ass hairs into the machine and after a minute, his first clone, who would become known as Acho, came out.
So after Mocho Man and his 50 clones terriformed the small planet and made a decent profit. They then built a rocketship and flew to another planet to terriform it as well. Overtime Mocho Man's notoriety grew, along with his army and money, and his age and LUST. He would try to satisfy his lustful desires by paying hookers to "show him a good time, yoinky doinky." but it wouldn't help, and only grew. 
He soon ran into a problem where his clones would come out less than desired, and that he was running out of planets to terriform. Mocho Man adtempted to solve the delimas, by creating small portals to other realitez, and sending his clones to pilfer people from within, to turn them into a Mocho. But soon his greed became unstopable as he focused on experimenting with trying to expand his buisness cross universes.
That's when the recently built and trailed The Flying Dong came to his domain for a spy misson.
Of course Dong, being the loveable idoit he is, went against what he was assigned and decided to try to take down the main lab of the planet where Mocho Man resided.
During the fight Dong activated Mocho Man's portible portal™ and caused a tear in space and time, which aged Dong and Mocho Man rapidly and nearly killed them both. When Mocho Man shoved Dong inside and closed the portal, he was admeditly rushed to the hospital. He overdosed on testosterone, making him the maddest train in all of that universe.
He's sworn vengeance on his foe ever since.
== Relationships ==
=== The Flying Dong ===
TBA
== Trivia ==
* TBA
Category:Characters
Category:Male
Category:Non-Human
Category:Villains
Category:Engines
Category:Mochos
Category:Owned OCs
Category:Mixed Short Characters