Cards

:Not to be confused with the UnAnything Trading Card Game
Cards (also called Kards) are a brand new type of trading card made by King Harkinian and SpongeBob SquarePants. They really are a HUGE hit (they actually hit someone once) and are even more famous than Pokemon cards. All cards have people, places, things, or phrases that are not relevant to each other in any way. They're all against Humanity.
==History of it==
Now you're probably not wanting to have a boring lesson in history about this game so I'll explain it in an unhistorical way. Once upon a time, King Harikanian wanted to be in love. Impa came over and helped his mourning but then a miracle happened and Impa started eating and the King had an idea to make trading cards to destroy Impa so he did. Impa got killed (or kidnapped) and never seen again. The King and Hyrule lived happily ever after, THE END.
==The Rules==
The rules are quite simple:
#Everyone picks a kard.
#They all say Go Fish.
#See whose kard has the highest HP. All other information on the kards is ignored.
#The person that has the card with the highest HP will be beaten up by the other players to see how long they will survive (to test how much their HP is).
#Then, the guys that aren't beaten up will continue playing.
#Repeat until one person is winner.
Although some people play it like a lame fusion of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, these guys are less fun.
==Gallery==
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TH4cZGqbx4i.jpg|I LIKE TRAINS KID'S card
DinnerBlaster.jpg|The DINNER BLASTER 2's very own card
Mama.jpg
Hotel Mario Card.jpg
Oct.jpg
Morshu.jpg
Invoice.jpg
Magikarp72.gif
Giygas X card.png
Card.jpg|ANGRY GERMAN KID'S KARD
Li.jpg
Pokemon Cards.jpg
YxpB3gTyuQwv.jpg|Red Guy card
20171222130741.png|Mr. Key's card.
CLAMCLAMPSRULE20171223 152457.png|Even the mollusks get cards too!
ALxWowUc7gub.jpg|A Armight card (it was made by The Chosen One hence the grammar)
20180618151620.png|The Quadgun card!
Metal wario.jpg|wah
20190406112945.png|A card for Bloopers
20190406114450.png|Tubby Monster's card.
20190406124416.png|Giant Isopod card
20190406143511.png|Baby Sun card
20190406154304.png|Noo-Noo's card
20190406154530.png|NEW Noo-Noo's card
20190407125900.png|Hungry Pumkin card (notice the spelling error)
Createcard.png|Kat and Ana's card
Createcard (1).png|Daisy's card
Createcard (3).png|A Potato's card
20190502162726.png|Elmo's card
20190503152049.png|3 Eyed Koala card
0k0VkZUYJo.jpg|King Fire Slime's card
Mortar dragon card.jpg|Mortar Dragon's card
20190504195043.png|PO'S CARD
20190505162442.png|Waddle Dee card
20190505194726.png|Talking Flowers card
20190505200258.png|Dipsy's card
20190505222613.png|Thumper's card
20190511210652.png|Space Tortoise card
20190511210912.png|The Iron Chicken card
20190511211809.png|The power of Bombs as a card
20190519143351.png|A Duckopolis trainer card, the first of it's kind.
20190605145905.png|Yaa-Yaa gets a card
Createcard.jpeg|The Rocky card!
Web1560173745.jpg|Bloooyee's card
20190610131333.png|Pinkle Winkle Tinky Winky
20190713102400.png|Patchy the Pirate, whooo!
20190714102736.png|Uh oh...
20190723224544.png|An Olimar supporter card!
20190803225612.png|The one of The Snake of the Gales
Web1565038870.jpg|Chunky Kong's Card.
Web1565039309.jpg|What the Actual Fuck is this thing... Oh well, it has a Card anyway because why the hell not.
Piramides.png|The Piramid card!
20200805182210.png|The Kaptain Skurvy card. Thankfully it's not his little cannon against little ol' you.
SantaClausPokemonCard.png.png|The Santa card
DA LEW ZEALAND CARD.png|Lew Zealand has a card
Card of Big Bird.png|A Big Bird card
KermitCard.png|Kermit also got a card
Oscar-Card.png|The Oscar the Grouch card, has a built in sound chip that says, "SCRAM!"
Mr-Dink-Card.png|Doug, howzit going!?
Swagger card.png|Swagger's kard
SailorMoonCard.jpg|Sailor Moon's card.
Lubby kard.png|Lubby kard
Cloakedlubby Kard.jpeg|Cloakedlubby kard
MikoidCard.png|Mikoid's card.
Vegetacard.jpg|Vegeta's card.
AppleCard.jpg|A card of an Apple.
EthanCard.jpg|Ethan's card.
SpodermanCard.jpg|Spoderman's card.
== Kard Sets ==
The most recommend way to get Cards is through Kard Sets, tins containing at least 30 cards, 6 of which are always the same, the others are random.
2018 07 27 115730.png|Series 1 (Billy Mays - Hotel Mario)
2018_07_27_215445.png|Series 2 (Dr. Octoganopus EX Master #002 - Angry German Kid)
2018_07_27_315445.png|Series 3 (Link-CDI - Armight)
2018_07_27_415445.png|Series 4 (Quadgun - Baby Sun)
2018_07_27_515445.png|Series 5 (Noo-Noo - Potato)
2018_07_27_615445_(1).png|Series 6 (Elmo - Waddle Dee)
2019_05_11_094315.png|Series 7 (Talking Flowers - Bomb)
2019_07_14_104238.png|Series 8 (Duckopolis - Patchy the Pirate)
Cards_Series_9.png|Series 9 (Old Man Jenkins - Piramides)
1599683504878.png|Series 10 (Kaptain Scurvy - Oscar the Grouch)
CS11.png|Series 11 (Bud Dink - Mikoid)
=== Kard Elementals ===
These special Kard Sets get you all the Kards of a certain type, they only get produced after the end of Kard production, when there were no more new Kards.
2019_06_05_022045.png|All Normal Kards in one set!
2019_06_05_023542.png|This is the Steel type set!
Electro types.jpeg|This is al the Lithing type set
==External links==
*Make your own Pokemon cards. (This is the best custom Pokemon card generator on the interwebs.)
*Make your own Pokemon cards 2. (This is a good Pokemon card generator, too.)
*Make your own pokemon cards 3.(supea dupea cool) 
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*Make your own Magic cards. (Here is a card generator for you Magic: the Gathering fans.)
*Make your own Yu-Gi-Oh cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh, anyone?)
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