Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

is the fifth episode of SpongeBob's Seventh Heaven.
==Synopsis==
Isn't it crazy how the Romans turned an ancient torture device into the symbol of western civilization
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: hey peppa check out this sick mlg i did in minecraft
Peppa: what is minecraft *watches* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
George: not so loud stupid mummy pig's downstairs
Peppa: I DONT GIVE A FUCK
Mummy Pig: PEPPA YOU BETTER NOT BE ON OMEGLE AGAIN
Peppa: OMEGLE SHUT DOWN DUMBASS
Mummy Pig: IM COMING UP THERE
SpongeBob: breach of privacy wtf
Squidward: guys should we be running
SpongeBob: with what legs
Mummy Pig: PEPPA HOW DARE YOU--WHAT THE FUCK A GHOST
SpongeBob: hi
Sandy: ur a bitch
Mummy Pig: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Patrick: doesnt daddy pig pay the lease
Mummy Pig: DOESNT MATTER GET OUT
Plankton: and what if we don't
Mummy Pig:
Mummy Pig: LEAVE
Sandy: if larry leaves can the rest of us stay
Larry: WHY DO I HAVE TO LEAVE
Sandy: YOU BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT WANTING TO LEAVE ALL THE TIME WHY DONT YOU GO DO IT
Mummy Pig: WATCH YOUR MOUTH THERES KIDS IN HERE
Alex: you literally dropped a f-bomb
Mummy Pig:
Alex: sorry mummy
SpongeBob: man up alex
Sandy: pussy
Alex: FIRST OF ALL IM 10 AND SECOND OF ALL YOURE DEAD SO YOU CANT TALK
Sandy: doesnt matter ive got more balls then you and im dead AND a girl
Larry: sick burn
Sandy: alex is adopted and we like him more than your mother liked you
Alex: what does me being adopted have to do with this
Mummy Pig: *pulls out cross* BEGONE FOUL BEASTS
Squidward: jokes on you bitch im muslim
Tobias: NO MUMMY PIG IM A HEATHEN *combusts*
Mummy Pig: TOBIAS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peppa: rip bozo lmfao
Mummy Pig: YOUR BROTHER IS DEAD SHOW SOME RESPECT
Ghost Tobias: hi mummy pig
Mummy Pig:
George: tobias can i inherit your gaming pc
Tobias: dont fucking touch my computer
Mummy Pig: DADDY PIG GET UP HERE THERES A SITUATION
Daddy Pig: YOU FLUSHED MR DINOSAUR DOWN THE TOILET AGAIN?
George: AGAIN????????
Mummy Pig: NO ITS SOMETHING DIFFERENT
Daddy Pig: omw
George: WHEN THE FUCK WAS THE FIRST TIME????????????
Mr. Krabs: sorry you had to hear that lad
Daddy Pig: whoa whats going on up here
Mummy Pig: THERES GHOSTS
Daddy Pig: awesome
Mummy Pig: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Sandy: a man of taste
Larry: wow sandy i cant believe youre saying something nice
Sandy: the only nice thing here is the fact that youre dead and most of the world never knew you existed
Plankton: hi guys im back i bought waffle house
Peppa: why the fuck would you buy waffle house its goddamn midnight
Plankton: only place open
Gary: meow
SpongeBob: broke ass bitch go buy your own food
Mummy Pig: everybody go to bed we're going to church tomorrow
Peppa: HELL NO NEVER AGAIN
Jesus: go to church peppa
Peppa: get a load of this guy he died while t-posing
Sandy: what a fucking loser
Jesus: I DIED FOR YOUR SINS
Mr. Krabs: hey jesus where's your corpse buried i want to find it for very wholesome reasons
Patrick: hey jesus im your biggest fan
Jesus: thank you my son
Patrick: i love you jesus
Jesus: i love you too patrick
Patrick: i want to fuck you jesus
Jesus: what
Patrick: i want to have your babies jesus
Jesus: UH
Patrick: i want you inside me
Squidward: can you not be horny on a saturday night patrick
Patrick: friday night funkin more like saturday night suckin
Jesus: 
Mummy Pig: hey im still here
Peppa: get out
Mummy Pig: i think i will actually
the end
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