Nolan & Dillon Reviews/The Witcher

Begins with Dillon shredding a guitar.
* Dillon: When a humble bard graced a ride along with Geralt of Rivia along came this song...
Nolan comes.
* Nolan: When the white wolf fought the silver tongued devil. His army of elves with his hooves did they revel.
* Dillon: They came after me with masterful deceit. Broke down my loot and kicked in my teeth.
* Nolan: While the Devil's horns minced our tender meat. And so cried the Witcher, he can't be bleat.
* Both: TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER O' VALLEY OF PLENTY O' VALLEY OF PLENTY OOOOOH!
* Dillon: That was epic Nolan!