Puss in Boots and Humpty Dumpty Eat Pistachios

Puss in Boots and Humpty Dumpty Eat Pistachios is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on January 25, 2023.
==Characters==
*Puss in Boots
*Humpty Dumpty
==Transcript==
(At San Ricardo, Puss in Boots and Humpty Dumpty sit on a wall together, eating some Pistachios while explaining their previous adventures around the world)
*Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty, look at these wonderful pistachios.
*Humpty Dumpty: They're so crunchy and chewy.
*Puss in Boots: These shells come with a little nut that make it salty.
*Humpty Dumpty: I never thought the pistachio nut look almost like a golden egg.
*Puss in Boots: There are some times when we had our previous adventures all over the world.
*Humpty Dumpty: Remember the castle in the sky with the Ugly Duckling? That was loco.
*Puss in Boots: I can remember the last time I lost all of my lives around the world.
*Humpty Dumpty: All cats have nine lives, right?
*Puss in Boots: You are correct. I remember a moment where I won a game of cards and got beat up by dogs. Then there was a attempt to blast all the way to the sky from a pirate's ship which didn't turn out well.
*Humpty Dumpty: Can you imagine falling from above while we're sitting.
*Puss in Boots: I wouldn't want to imagine. I always survive through consequences and faced off a giant back at Del Mar.
*Humpty Dumpty: And is it true that a cat always land on its feet?
*Puss in Boots: I thought it is a rumor spread by dogs and people. We'll see how it goes.
*Humpty Dumpty: Are you up for it?
*Puss in Boots: You tell me. I bet we would fall into a bowl of gazpacho if it weren't for some sugar cookies.
*Humpty Dumpty: *shake* Here we go for nothing! *fall with Puss and land on a bowl of pistachios*
*Puss in Boots: Holy Frijoles. Look what we have landed on?
*Humpty Dumpty: Is it?
*Puss in Boots: Pistachios!
*Humpty Dumpty: A dream come true. Let's eat them up.
*Puss in Boots: You said it Humpy Dumpty. *eat the pistachios* Mmm. These are so great.
*Humpty Dumpty: It's like living in a world full of peanuts.
*Puss in Boots: When you lose your lives, you still get to eat those pistachios to cheer up.
*Humpty Dumpty: *crack a shell on his head* Uh oh. I'm always for a falling.
*Puss in Boots: And don't forget to see Puss in Boots: The Last Wish in theaters and at home now!
*Humpty Dumpty: Is it better to watch a movie at home?
*Puss in Boots: Anywhere!
*Humpty Dumpty: At least, I still have my popcorn bag with me.
*Puss in Boots: Get Crackin' with Wonderful Pistachios.
*Humpty Dumpty: Wonderful as a hard shelled egg. *giggle*
THE END
PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH
NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS AND AT HOME
GET CRACKIN' WITH WONDERFUL PISATACHIOS
==Trivia==
*The short is a parody of various Wonderful Pistachios Get Crackin' commercials and the Humpty Dumpty one which was released during this time as of January 2023.
*Despite Humpty Dumpty not being in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish via his name in Goldilocks' book, he appears in the short explaining to Puss in Boots about his previous adventures and past lives.
**Even through the short is not canon to the Shrek and Puss in Boots films, Humpty Dumpty is shown alive and possibly have survived the crash in San Ricardo.
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