Squidward's Misarable Life

Squidward's Misarable Life is the first episode in Squidward's Depressing Show.
== Characters ==
* Squidward
* SpongeBob
* Patrick
* Mr. Krabs
* Bus driver (Cameo; debut)
== Plot ==
Squidward decides to take a break and leave Bikini Bottom.
== Story ==
"Squiward woke up to the perfect time"
Squidward:"Yawn" I should go and make myself a coffee and then watch House fancy, "Squidward goes downstairs"
"He makes coffee" 
Spongebob and patrick:Hi squidward!
Squidward:"Throws the hot coffee on himself"AAAH! MY EYES!
Spongebob and patrick:Wait squidward we will help!"throws water on squidward"
Squidward:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!
Spongebob and patrick:We wanted to ask maybe you would want to...
Squidward:NO! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO BUT I AINT GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
Spongebob and patrick;Okay bye..
Squidward:Finally! Okay i gotta remake the coffee!"After long remaking a coffee"Finally! now i can watch house fancy and eat my favourite candy,bon bons!I love these candys! "After a long watching out house fancy" "Phone beeps" Huh what is that? Do i have a special meet or something? Alou? Mr krabs:Hey squidward! can u go to the krusty krab to help me walls? Squidward:WHAT?! IM NOT GOING TO DO IT IN A SUNDAY! Mr krabs:Please Squidward! i can give you a vacantion! Squidward:A vacation?! hmm..Alright! "Bubble transiction to krusty krab"S
So what walls do i paint? "Asked squidward" Mr krabs:OH well just these 1000 meter walls! Squidward:WHAT?! Oh well its for a vacation.."After 2 days" Squidward:Well im done! where is my vacation ticket? Mr krabs gives squidward a bus ticket" Mr krabs:it wont be a cruise vacantion,but you will go to another city! Squidward;Well,at least something "Bubble transiction to a bus stop" Squidward:Yay! the bus arrived! "he sits into the bus and enjoys the view out of the window" Squidward:What is this sign? "You are leaving bikini bottom" WHAT?! FINALLY! WOHOO "He starts to run over all the bus" Bus driver:And thats why i dont take alcogholics on my bus... 
*Bus driver kicks out squidward* 
Squidward:Well.Plan A failed,but i still have the plan b...