Whajje vs Zuuker: The… Movie? (Ft. Beluga characters.)

=== Note ===
This is a continuation of the fanfic “If MSM Characters Owned Social Media Apps (Ft. Beluga Characters).”
=== Story ===
Beluga: No, this can’t be true!
Wubbox: Unfortunately, it’s true.
Beluga: Oh no, they’re here!
Mark Zuukerberg: I want to get in trouble!
Susan Whajjeki: I want to start a fight!
Wubbox: No no no no no no no!
Susan Whajjeki: I want to start a fight!
Skittle: Is that supposed to be a reference to something?
Hecker: Beats me.
Mark Zuukerberg: Let’s settle this once and for all, faker!
Susan Whajjeki: Of course, poser!
Galvana: This is getting REALLY out of hand! And by the way, I own TikTok.
Beluga: Cringe!
Wubbox: And I own MySpace!
Hecker: Isn’t that like dead?
Wubbox: I got to own something!
Beluga: Why does everyone own a social media platform now?
Anglow Swartz: I own Reddit.
Beluga: I’m surprised that you even touch grass!
Strombonin: I own Discord. Yes, I touch grass.
*Everyone transforms Sailor Moon style*
Susan Whajjeki: You guys think you can stop the war?
Mark Zuukerberg: Well think again!
Elon Tusk: I have invented a ray that stops every wa-
Beluga: Thank you! *uses it to stop the war*
Hecker: Now everything’s peaceful now!
Moral: Sometimes peace is the only option.
=== Trivia ===
* One part references the song “So What” by Pink.