Hobo's Harvest

Hobo's Harvest was a major event in Earth 2's history as dozens of countries in the world sold themselves, intentionally or not, to a skeleton named Hobo.
== Background ==
Few details are known about Hobo. However, the USSR sold Chile to Hobo for a small fee of a million dollars. Further, Hobo purchased West Iraq from a confused nkrs200 for $20 and a plate of tacos.
== The harvest ==
During a meeting of world leaders in London, Hobo arrived uninvited and made a grandiose, almost unintelligible speech about a new world order. He pledged himself to be the caretaker of the world for "a small price." Unknown to the leaders, Hobo exploited the weaknesses of multiple world leaders and managed to wrestle control of the United Speakonian Soviet Republic, Kanto, Great Britain, Switzerland, all of Africa, all of South America, Hong Kong, and Macau for various fees.
== Outcome ==
=== The USSR and Great Britain ===
Hobo organized a wrestling match between Pieboy6000 and AT88TV, the respective leaders of the USSR and Great Britain. Hobo pledged to take control of the loser's country. In an overly dramatic fight marked by expository monologues and slow-motion karate moves, Pieboy emerged victorious and thus the British Empire became the Hobo Empire, ruled by the funny skeleton. However, moments later Pieboy became excessively drunk on vodka and accidentally sold off the USSR to Hobo for a tube of toothpaste and an iceberg.
=== Kanto ===
Ducky, enamored by the fight, unknowingly sold off their country to Hobo for a broken lightbulb.
=== Switzerland ===
nkrs200 sold off his country in his sleep for nothing because of course.
=== Africa ===
Hobo purchased the entire continent of Africa at the price of a potato, some sand from southern Libya, and a cheap Somali pirate ship.
=== South America ===
Hobo acquired South America at the cost of a plate of tacos and a funny hat.
=== United States of America ===
Hobo failed to acquire the United States of America but Thunderbirds101 happily sold off the Pieboy Tower for $10 and a cake.
Category:Non-Canon
Category:Theoretical Scenarios