恋愛兵器！りーさるうぇぽんちゃん (Ren'ai Heiki! Lethal Weapon-chan)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
らぶらぶ魔法 夢見てた 	raburabu mahou yume miteta 	I dreamed of love magic
脈ある君にな 	myaku aru kimi ni aitai na 	I want to see your lovely remains with a pulse
ああもうマジ頭 割れそうです 	aa mou maji atama waresou desu 	Ahh, it seriously feels like my head’s about to burst
”誰か”の死体で笑っちゃった!! 	dareka no shitai de warachatta 	I laughed at “someone’s” dead body!!
 	 	
即席のワンダ★ランド　ジェネレート 	sokuseki no wanda rando jenereeto 	Generate an impromptu wonderland
アルコール性レモネード 	arukoorusei remoneedo 	An alcoholic lemonade
え？何？お兄さん何？ 	e? nani? oniisan nani? 	Huh? What? What’s wrong, big brother?
わかんないよ笑 	wakannai yo 	I don’t know lol
OK, Google！ 	OK, Google! 	OK, Google
 	 	
赤い糸　真っ赤なイド 	akai ito makka na ido 	A red string and a deep red id
独り占めじゃなきゃ気 済まないの 	hitorijime janakya ki sumanai no 	I won’t calm down until I monopolize you
赤い糸　真っ赤な色々 	akai ito makka na iroiro 	A red string and various deep reds
オトメゴコロ　しちゃうのだ♡ 	otome gokoro nyan nyan shichau no da 	a maiden’s heart, I’ll go xx (nyan nyan) ♡
刺　撲　絞　焼　愛　死　体 	shi boku kou shou ai shi tai 	Stab Hit Hang Burn Love Death Body
 	 	
殺っ☆ちゃっ☆ちゃ 	yacchaccha 	Kill☆la☆la
 	raburabu bonbaa 	Love Love Bomber
 	raburabu ouda 	Love Love Strike
メロメロ体質　恋は猛毒 	meromero taishitsu koi wa moudoku 	Love is a deadly poison, and I have a tendency to fall hard
｢やだやだ｣？　オーダー！ 	yadayada? oodaa! 	“I don’t want to”? Order!
｢まだまだ｣！　マーダー？ 	madamada! maadaa? 	“Not yet”! Murder?
 	madomoazeru 	Mademoiselle
 	re mizeraburu 	Les misérables!
故に夢見ず　ちゅっちゅ　ちゅちゅちゅ 	yue ni yumeyume yume mizu chucchu chuchuchu	Therefore I don’t dream, mwa mwa mwa
君の鼓動に　素手で触れて 	kimi no kodou ni sude de furete 	I felt your pulse with my bare hands
愛 在るのマジカル　ちゅっちゅ　ちゅちゅちゅ 	ai aru no majikaru chucchu chuchuchu 	Love is a magical thing, mwa mwa mwa
首だけの君に首ったけ 	kubi dake no kimi ni kubittake 	I’m head over heels for you, who’s just a head
 	 	
特製のトデス★トリプ 	tokusei no todesu toripu 	A deluxe Death Drive
わがままなお姫様で死にたいの 	wagamama na ohimesama de shinitai no 	I want to die as a selfish princess
え？何？お兄さん何？ 	e? nani? oniisan nani? 	Huh? What? What’s wrong, big brother?
わかんないよ笑 	wakannai yo 	I don’t know lol
どっか行って！ 	dokka itte! 	Leave me alone!
 	 	
赤い糸　真っ赤なイド 	akai ito makka na ido 	A red string and a deep red id
酸素も口移し全部あげる 	sanso mo kuchi utsushi zenbu ageru 	I’ll give you everything, including oxygen and mouth-to-mouth
赤い糸　真っ赤なリビドー 	akai ito makka na ribidoo 	A red string and a deep red libido,
オトメゴコロ　しちゃうのだ♡ 	otome gokoro nyan nyan shichao no da 	My maiden’s heart’ll go xx (nyan nyan) ♡
君 の 全 部 頂 戴 	kimi no zenbu choudai 	Give me your everything
 	 	
らぶらぶ魔法 夢見てた 	raburabu mahou yume miteta 	I dreamed of love magic
脈ある君にな 	myaku aru kimi ni aitai na 	I want to see your lovely remains with a pulse
ああもうマジ頭 割れそうです 	aa mou maji atama waresou desu 	Ahh, it seriously feels like my head’s about to burst
”誰か”の死体で笑った!! 	dareka no shitai de waratta 	I laughed at “someone’s” dead body!!
 	 	
殺っ☆ちゃっ☆ちゃ 	yacchaccha 	Kill☆la☆la
 	raburabu bonbaa 	Love Love Bomber
 	raburabu ouda 	Love Love Strike
メロメロ体質　恋は猛毒 	meromero taishitsu koi wa moudoku 	Love is a deadly poison, and I have a tendency to fall hard
｢やだやだ｣？　オーダー！ 	yadayada? oodaa! 	“I don’t want to”? Order!
｢まだまだ｣！　マーダー？ 	madamada! maadaa? 	“Not yet”! Murder?
 	madomoazeru 	Mademoiselle
 	re mizeraburu 	Les misérables!
故に夢見ず　ちゅっちゅ　ちゅちゅちゅ 	yue ni yumeyume yume mizu chucchu chuchuchu	Therefore I don’t dream, mwa mwa mwa
君のはーと恋人繋ぎ 	kimi no haato koibito tsunagi 	Hand-holding but with your heart instead
愛在ると間違う　ちゅっちゅ　ちゅちゅちゅ 	ai aru to machigau chucchu chuchuchu 	I mistake this for love, mwa mwa mwa
首だけの君に首ったけ 	kubi dake no kimi ni kubittake 	I’m head over heels for you, who’s just a head
 	 	
君に首ったけ 	kimi ni kubittake 	I’m head over heels for you
愛しの君は首だけ 	itoshi no kimi wa kubi dake 	You, my love, who’s just a head
==External Links==
*Dropbox - Instrumental
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*Meeema Translations - Translation source
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