A literal slice of bread

A literal slice of bread is a slice of bread....literally. It is typically found in kitchens near Teletubby Land Outskirts and other surrounding areas owned by the Teletubbies, excluding the more populated parts of Teletubby Land. It can also clone itself and teleport, which makes it somewhat powerful? It most often appears in the Teletubby Land Outskirts (duh), Captain 37's Hotel, and in Barlingsauce.
It's like most baked goods, however, due to a manufacturing defect, they contain higher amounts of alcohol than most breads, which isn't to say you will become drunk from eating this but you should be careful nonetheless. It is also worth noting that you shouldn't eat any Teletubby related foods. Thus, it's not as good as regular Bread if you aren't a Teletubby.
Since there are, however, other breads, we will refer to it as this specific one by "Literal Tubby Bread" from here onwards.
==Ingredients ==
*1/2 C. of blood.
*1/3 qt. of Teletubby Land Acid Lake
*7 gal. of Beer
*5 L of infectious yeast
*A turtle shell
*15 mummy spleens
*14 cm of bullet
*And some Tubby Custard (Any amount lower than the volume of all other ingredients combined)
==Effects==
Note: Most effects are null against Teletubbies. Never are Undefeatables and Exiles affected. ( * for things that might effect a Wa-Guys, Wo-Guys, Glitches, Teleegees, Telotubs, Bubuhzs. Also note that Good Teletubbies will experience much greater effects.) Minions' responses will vary per-person.
*Loopier than a Fruit Loop*
*Higher than Mt. Everest*
*Vomiting at the speed of light
*Violent Diarrhea*
*Floating and Convulsing midair.
*Demonic Possession*
== Trivia ==
* Literal Tubby Bread was invented by Mother Teletubby.
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