The Fairly OddParents!/Quotes

:[First lines of the series]
:Mr. Turner: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Vicky. Timmy just loves making new friends, don't you Timmy?
:Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! I just love Timmy. [grabs Timmy] We're gonna be best pals, right, Timmy?
:Timmy: Oxygen...darkness...
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:Vicky: All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way. 2) Go to bed early. 3) Do the dishes.
:Timmy: Mom told you to do 'em!
:Vicky: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? [holds up a magazine titled "Chix"]
:Timmy: That's not mine! Mom will never believe you.
:Vicky: Ha! Well, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house! Just ask my little brother. [dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]
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:Timmy: Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? [reading answer] Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb!
:[He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]
:Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
:Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
:Wanda: I'm Wanda!
:Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
:Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?
:Timmy: I think I'm calling the cops.
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:Vicky: What's going on in here?!
:Timmy: Nothing.
:Vicky: What's with the fish?
:Timmy: Uh, those are my godfish-- goldfish!
:Vicky: Fish are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!
:Timmy: No!
:Cosmo: Should we do something?
:Wanda: Well, he's got to wish for it first!
:Cosmo: Ooh, I hate that rule.
:Wanda: I'm calling a union meeting.
:Vicky: I want those disgusting creatures out of here or it's toilet time for the two of them!
:Wanda: [sarcastically] Sweet girl.
:Cosmo: I love her fangs.
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:Timmy: Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
:Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?
:Wanda: Of course, Stallion.
:[Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake.]
:Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
:Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
:Cosmo: [Looking at his wand] I gotta get this thing fixed!
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:Vicky: You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!
:Wanda: [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo!
:Cosmo: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
:Vicky: Help!
:Cosmo: Sorry! The secret word was pie! [throws a pie in Vicky's face]
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:Cosmo: Sorry, is it my breath?
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:Cosmo: [as a train] Woo woo, baby, woo woo!
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:Timmy: Hey mom, Vicky's the best friend ever! Can she babysit all the time?
:Mrs. Turner: Of course, dear.
:Cosmo: Looks like we'll be here a while!
:Wanda: Well, at least we'll be clean!
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