The Dragonet Prophecy (Basically)

This is a joke version of Tui T. Sutherland’s Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy. It’s written by FinchTheFireless, aka Violet or Finch.
== The Prophecy ==
After twenty years of war, some baby dragons will come and say “She’s queen now” and the twenty years of fighting will be over. Because everyone loves it when thousands of dragons die for no reason. But uh… the land has to be soaked in blood and tears for these baby dragons to be willing to show themselves to the world so there.
There should be a SeaWing egg… it’s the darkest blue in the world, like, bluer than all the others. I’ll just steal a NightWing egg off the only dragoness who has one hatching! Just happens to be on this one really specific day. The largest egg in the mountains is a SkyWing egg. Do not mess it up. Do not send an IceWing to the Sky Kingdom and let a super scary SandWing kill him and the SkyWing. Just an idea. Try to not do that. Anyway, there’s also a MudWing. He’s gonna be immune to fire since he hatches from a red egg. His egg is the colour of dragon blood, so, any IceWings out there with blue blood, it is not an IceWing egg! This MudWing should be easy to get because MudWing parents are horrible and like to sell their eggs for cows! Also some poor SandWing will bury her egg in the desert to protect it, but, haha, this prophecy means her plan will fail and they won’t see each other for six years. You know, just hypothetically. So that’s the SandWing in the prophecy.
There’s three SandWing princesses, but uh… I only know the name of one of them… Blister for the win guys! Oh, a mysterious lava dragon told me the others are called Blaze and Burn and I should include them because the tribes don’t need to know that it’s our decision to choose the ignored middle child. It’s fate’s! So, okay, I guess there’s a possibility one of Blister’s sisters survives but if that happens… not for long haha. Oh, actually, the NightWings should be in charge of the SandWings because we’re just awesome. If Blister one of the SandWings bows to us, I suppose we’ll let her be queen and say she has power. But she actually doesn’t.
Five eggs are gonna hatch on the brightest night and end the fight! Us NightWings will rise and bring light to the world! Peace for everyone! The baby dragons are coming…
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