B.I.-F.il-A (Joke)

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==About us==
B.I.-F.il-A (pron. "Bee-Fill-A") Is a successful fast food restaurant in Level 11, and a rival to both B.E.O.rger King and M.E.G.donalds. Since 1945, B.I.-F.il-A has been serving quality food served at reasonable prices to wanderers city-wide, and making our customers smile! Although we may not have as wide of a selection as the other two, we make up for it with quality ingredients and amazing cooking (unlike them). Also, we actually have a logo, which makes us instantly better than the logo-less loser B.E.Orger King over there.
==Our food items==
We have better food. Just saying.
Our menu:
==Mains==
Filet-O-Void Fish
Fried Death Strider Sub
Amalgamation Surprise
Malgris Burger
Chicken Sandwich
==Sides==
Corrupting Skeleton Fries
Cell Balls (Fried/Baked)
Deep-fried Aranea Membri Legs
Visual Hazard Rings (very spicy)
==Drinks==
Luxivirus Soda
Blood Marrow Fizzy
==Desserts==
Avalanche Snow Cones
Hollow Shakes
==What else is there?==
Nothing. Come eat here.
==Oh, what? No reviews or team introductions or anything?==
Yeah, if you don't like it fuck off. Oh, would you look at that, it's Saturday now. Well, I don't need to do this anymore. Boss, you take over.
==Well, that was rude...==
Ah, yes. I'm sorry about my employee. as the CEO of B.I.-F.il-A I will strive to- wait, what? They're fighting and didn't include me? Braiyan, hold my coat. I'm going to beat up some CEOs. Oh, uh, eat at B.I.-F.il-A I guess. Bye!
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