Wreck-It Ralph's Gaming Birthday

Wreck-It Ralph's Gaming Birthday is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on November 2, 2022.
==Characters==
*Wreck-It Ralph
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.
*Vanellope von Schweetz
*Sergeant Calhoun
==Transcript==
(A year after saving the arcade from King Candy/Turbo, one day in the Fix-It Felix, Jr. arcade game in the land of Niceland, Wreck-It Ralph is waking up in his new home in a community close to the Niceland building as he is greeted by many of the Nicelanders, including Fix-It Felix Jr. himself)
*Wreck-It Ralph: Heyo! Early morning of the night!
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: What a day Ralph. Bet all that block wrecking and breaking is trying to pump you up for the day.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Hey, aren't we suppose to have a special day?
*Gene: Well, you said the special surprise like few days ago. We got something special coming up.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Sweet. We could be going bowling, skiing, shooting on Cy-Bugs and eating lot of sweets in Sugar Rush.
*Gene: Racing you mean? Like you raced with that Vanellope girl many times in the Sugar Rush game.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. I got a play date coming. I should better be going right now.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Good luck Ralph. Mind as well need some eggs and bacon before you go?
*Wreck-It Ralph: Nah. I'm good. I already ate a midnight snack of cherries from last night. I better be heading to the Sugar Rush game. See ya. *take the cart and leave the game*
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Okay you guys. You know the drill. With Ralph's gone, we got time to set up the biggest surprise party of his life.
*Gene: As part of our game's 31st anniversary, we're gonna light up some candles and boost up the sugar with the snacks.
*Mary: When Ralph comes, he's going to love what we have put up.
*Roy: It's only a few hours to set up everything before the big strong man show up with a shock on his face.
*Don: A big gasp that would brighten his day.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: It's suppose to be a secret for Ralph. He doesn't know what was going to be for his party for saving the arcade. He will know exactly what we have put up.
*Gene: This is suppose to be a birthday party. We got few hours to set up the party before Ralph shows up.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: In the meantime, let's get to work!
*Gene: Bring in the snacks, pour in the drinks, bake a cake and start the decorations!
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: There's so much room to prepare and decorate.
(At the Sugar Rush game, Wreck-It Ralph show up in the kingdom of Sugar Rush, greeting the racers such as Candlehead, Rancis Fluggerbutter, Jubileena Bing-Bing, Crumbelina DiCaramello, Snowanna Rainbeau, Gloyd Orangeboar, Swizzle Malarkey, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, Citrusella Flugpucker, Torvald Batterbutter, Sticky Wipplesnit, Nougetsia Brumblestain, Taffyta Muttonfudge and their leader Vanellope von Schweetz along with assistant Sour Bill)
*Wreck-It Ralph: Hey everyone. Your boy Ralph is here and ready to play with the big boys and girls.
*Vanellope: Ralph! My man! What's up?
*Wreck-It Ralph: Looking good Vanellope. All of your racers are looking handsome and fabulous.
*Sour Bill: Wow. We look really good on a sour sugar day.
*Taffyta: We're sugary.
*Candlehead: And sweet.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Funny question. What does a whac-a-mole do when it sees a licorice worm on the hole.
*Vanellope: The mole just eat it anyways.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Ha! I like it! Good answer.
*Taffyta: That is more of a riddle. We should do something fun.
*Rancis: Like racing. Like the game always does for us to perform.
*Sticky: Could eat a bunch of rainbow pops instead.
*Torvald: I could have go for a butterfinger.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Anyone want to play in the field. Huh? I'm not the only one standing.
*Vanellope: We do Ralph! We could race karts and do something magical!
*Wreck-It Ralph: We got lot of crazy things to do in Sugar Rush. Who's in for some sugar sand boarding?
*Taffyta: I'm in.
*Rancis: So do us.
*Vanellope: Count us in, big boy.
*Sour Bill: As long there are no crashes and no falls during the play date.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Okay sugar boosters. Light your candles up and let's get to some free time!
*Everyone: Yeah!
*Vanellope: Here we go!
(Ralph and the Sugar Rush racers race all over the world with Vanellope in the lead with Ralph and Sour Bill watching in the cake seats)
*Vanellope: Can't race through my limit!
*Taffyta: I'm going to get you for you, cheater!
*Vanellope: I'm not a glitch anymore. *glitch and warp near the gum drops* Just kidding.
*Taffyta: Vanellope!
*Wreck-It Ralph: Come on Vanellope! You got this!
*Sour Bill: Oh boy. I am freaking out right now.
(Ralph keep on climbing on the candy cane trees as Vanellope keep on jumping on the candy cane tree branches to reach to the top)
*Wreck-It Ralph: Climbing is a lot more easier than the top of the mountain.
*Vanellope: I can see you breaking the branches.
*Wreck-It Ralph: What did I do? I swear, if there is a double strike, I'm gonna lose it.
*Vanellope: Double strike. *make a candy cane tree branch disappear, only for Ralph to fall through another branch*
*Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope!
*Vanellope: Told ya, you were warned.
(Ralph and the Sugar Rush racers play a snowball fight as much as a ice cream fight in the ice cream grounds with one of them throwing ice cream scoops at each other as Wynnchel and Duncan are seen picking some ice cream scoops to clean up)
*Candlehead: I see you!
*Rancis: *get hit by a ice cream scoop* Hey!
*Vanellope: There you are! *throw a ice cream scoop at Taffyta*
*Taffyta: Ugh. I'm getting tired of my beauty make-up being messed up.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Snowball! Snowball! Snowball! Snowball!
*Sour Bill: *eat some ice cream snowballs* Eh. Not bad as a snowball marshmallow bun.
(Last, Ralph and the Sugar Rush racers are on top of the snow hill, about to sled down the hill for a race with their candy sleighs set up)
*Wreck-It Ralph: Alright kids, are you ready to race on the snow to see who is the fastest on the bunch?
*Taffyta: I'm in to compete.
*Vanellope: We're gonna have a long way down to slide.
*Rancis: I wonder who's fast and slow.
*Candlehead: I'm like the fastest of the bunch.
*Vanellope: With my glitch powers put on the code, I can still warp through areas, just to win big.
*Wreck-It Ralph: If you can race with go-karts, I wonder if you can race by sliding down the hill.
*Sour Bill: Okay racers. Get to your places. This is the moment you all have been waiting for. Who can be the fastest to reach down to the bottom. Are you mark, get set, go!
*Vanellope: Woo!
*Wreck-It Ralph: Whoa! That's too soft! Too soft!
*Taffyta: It's just a game. What do you expect?
*Wreck-It Ralph: It's a race. So?
*Vanellope: Come on Ralph. We compete to compete for fun.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Any racer don't quit when they're ahead of the racers in places.
*Rancis: I can taste the vanilla ice cream in here.
*Candlehead: Doesn't hit on the candle.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Almost there.
*Vanellope: Who's gonna reach to the first?
*Taffyta: *pass by Ralph and Vanellope* Not on my way.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Taffyta?
*Taffyta: Ha! The fastest racer of the game can make it through all the wins in first.
*Wreck-It Ralph: D'oh. Vanellope. I know you can win. Do it for your kingdom.
*Vanellope: This is for my fans. *glitch and pass by Taffyta* Yoo hoo. Missed me?
*Taffyta: Vanellope!
*Vanellope: *reach to the finish line* Woo!
*Wreck-It Ralph: *he and everyone finish the line by reaching to the bottom* Way a go, Vanellope!
*Vanellope: I finally won! Woo!
*Rancis: Good game Vanellope.
*Candlehead: You really earn it.
*Taffyta: Come on. I was just about to win.
*Vanellope: You can only be faster if you don't stop dragging through your heels.
*Taffyta: I should have won by default.
*Wreck-It Ralph: That's not a option. You have to compete with us to win, like your rival Vanellope.
*Vanellope: Told ya.
*Taffyta: Well, if you were faster than a sweet candy fish, then I should accept my lose for your win.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Just accept it that you lost.
*Sour Bill: What a ride. Great race everyone. I feel like licking a whole snow hill into a big ice cream scoop.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Man, what a bunch of fun games I've played today.
*Vanellope: Yep, I can tell how many times you won.
*Wreck-It Ralph: I gotta get going. I have a important event going on and my friends must be setting up something.
*Vanellope: Ralph, don't go. What about our sugar pops?
*Wreck-It Ralph: I love the sugar pops. But I wish we can make more someday. I had to attend a event at my game. See you in a little bit.
*Taffyta: You got anything to say?
*Sour Bill: You can go to your event or stay with us for a little bit.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Guys, you know I don't live in this game. Even if the arcade is open, we go to our rightful games to perform for the players. I support you all. Maybe another day, we'll make a boat and ride on it in the river.
*Rancis: We would love to do it.
*Vanellope: Why don't we all come together to hang out in your game?
*Wreck-It Ralph: Say what?
*Vanellope: We been to your game once when the arcade closed. We should do it again if we want to.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Alright kids, let's go hang out at my world. I hope the Nicelanders can give us some goodies on our welcome.
*Vanellope: YES! We're all going. Thanks Ralph.
*Taffyta: You're like the biggest guy with the biggest hands and feet in the world.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Thank you, and thank you. Let's all go to my game and attend a event.
*Candlehead: Here we go again with the outside of our game world.
*Sour Bill: Wow, I'm so excited.
*Vanellope: Niceland, here we come!
*Wreck-It Ralph: They better make something special or else, I'm gonna wreck it.
(As Wreck-It Ralph and the Sugar Rush Racers with Sour Bill left Sugar Rush, back at the Fix-It Felix, Jr. game, a surprise party is being set up for Ralph as Ryu and Ken hit the blocks to make the chairs with Q*Bert and his helpers setting up the tables with various video game characters decorating the town with balloons, cups, plates and food set up. Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Tapper, the colorful ghosts, Chun-Li, Frogger, Paperboy, Sub-Zero and Yuni Verse are seen hanging while Pac-Man is eating all the food and Fix-It Felix, Jr. got everything set up with a big cake resembling the building with the figures of the citizens.)
*Mario: Mama mia. Tonight's gonna be a good night.
*Sonic: Can never beat the parties, plumber boy.
*Luigi: Got a bunch of coins stacked up in my vault.
*Bowser: *burn the steak on the plate* Drat! I burn my steak!
*Eggman: *give his steak to Bowser* Here. Have mine. It's well done and fully cooked with crispy seasoning flavor.
*Bowser: Thank you Dr. Eggs and Bakey. *eat his steak*
*Eggman: Jeez. I never learned how to cook like a baker.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Okay. We got the balloons, check. The decorations, check, and the cake, check.
*Gene: Good old cake. The same we got in the 30th anniversary party.
*Fix-It Felix. Jr.: That's some fresh topping chocolate over here. My favorite.
*Mary: The world's favorite.
*Gene: I could be more of a vanilla guy, but chocolate taste the joys of cocoa.
*Calhoun: No Cy-Bug really spot up the place. How's Ralph doing? I haven't seen him the whole day.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Oh, Ralph has been out with his friends for a while. You know, a place he loves to hang out like Sugar Rush.
*Calhoun: Must be hanging out with all the sweets and eating everything he loves. Don't you think?
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Yeah. But I think he should have watch his diet while eating the healthy stuff. *see Ralph and the gang show up* Uh oh. Guys, Ralph's here. Do what you have to do!
*Calhoun: That Wreck-It guy is here? We'll hide under the table.
*Gene: Get in your places!
*Sonic: The big man coming. Gotta hide for the surprise. *curl as a ball and roll*
*Mario: Let's-a hide. *hide with his brother and friends*
*Chun-Li: You know what to do.
*Ryu: Right. *he and everyone hide*
*Wreck-It Ralph: We're here folks. Here it is. Niceland.
*Vanellope: Your game is so night and quiet. Why the sky never changes? Is it stuck on daylight savings?
*Wreck-It Ralph: That's what the game is for. The game is designed and the game is set on night time. Also, we're always up and never sleep since we're video game characters.
*Taffyta: Like that blue hedgehog said, if you die outside of your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever.
*Rancis: Game over.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Where is everyone? Guys? Friends? Anyone?
*Vanellope: They might be at the building.
*Wreck-It Ralph: No. They're at the community. I don't see anyone despite some party being set up.
*Vanellope: You're having a birthday?
*Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. What if it's the surprise?
*Everyone: *pop up* Surprise!
*Wreck-It Ralph: Wow, I can't believe it. You did all of this for me?
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: In celebration of our anniversary. You truly deserve a birthday, Ralph.
*Sonic: Happy birthday Ralph! *flip a ring*
*Wreck-It Ralph: I can't believe it. You did everything for me. I love it!
*Vanellope: There's a party going on right here.
*Sour Bill: Wow. Great.
*Calhoun: It's your birthday Ralph. You gotta make a wish for.
*Wreck-It Ralph: I thought one of us is having an anniversary.
*Gene: Well it's for our game, Ralph. We gotta make a wish for.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Well I wish, our game is timeless so the players can play our game for the rest of our lives for eternity.
*Sonic: Ha. I really like it. We can go for a 3.1
*Mario: A 1-Up for you!
*Wreck-It Ralph: You know what they say. Let's party!
*Everyone: *celebrate with Ralph*
(The party begins as various video game characters throw the darts at the balloons to win prizes as well everyone eating some food at the table with Pac-Man munching some pudding with cake being served)
*Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know what to say on this. I really appreciate everything you did for me.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Cannot complain on what I can build and set up.
*Gene: Ralph, oh Ralph. My man. You are hitting the spot.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Gene. Wrecking and breaking things for 31 years is really gonna make a effort.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Me and I gotta do all the fixing in Niceland.
*Mario: And me, I have to hit the bricks to beat them and hit the blocks to collect the coins.
*Luigi: As for me, I haunt down ghosts.
*Sonic: All I do for a living is collect rings.
*Q*Bert: *make noise*
*Tapper: You well deserved a special day Ralph.
*Wreck-It Ralph: And I enjoyed your root beers.
*Vanellope: You're on a sugar rush after all.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Best friends forever.
*Calhoun: Still married a year ago.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: You're my dynamite gal. *kiss Calhoun*
*Wreck-It Ralph: Ugh. You know they should be doing it in private.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: Sorry about that. We do that all the time due to falling in love.
*Calhoun: He is still welcome to my game to kill some robotic bugs after all.
*Vanellope: As scary as chasing off these candy Cy-Bugs.
*Wreck-It Ralph: With all that said, this is the. Best. Birthday. Ever.
*Fix-It Felix, Jr.: And happy anniversary to our game.
*Wreck-It Ralph: Cheers to all. *cheer his drink up*
(Ralph and his friends continue to celebrate in Niceland for their anniversary of the Fix-It Felix, Jr. game)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short was released to accommodate the tenth anniversary of Wreck-It Ralph.
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