Steve

Steven is the professer of the univserse and is currently on the run after escaping prision after being charged for eating a patients spine during open eyelash surgery. 
=== apperance ===
Steven is a femboy kink magnet who wears a green shirt and brown pants that he took from his grandpa at his funeral after he tragically passed away next year due to heart failure. he has hair and never brushes his hair because he has gained trauma because last time he went to the hair salon he was chased out by dababy for watching inappropriate step-mom videos in the closet. he also wears shoes that he claims are gucci but are actually from the time he threw a make a wish child into the open sea because he wanted to be auqa man.
=== abilities ===
His signature moves include the MCchicken, the hanky mc diggleton triggel ton bing bangell ton, the child skull splitter and the pop tart shover-down-that-thots-throater.
=== personality ===
steven has a very whopper personality. He gets very happy over things like monkeys feet and covering his entire body in mayonnaise and rolling around the neighborhood park. he is very fond of young children and cockadiles. he is very sensitive and gets his feeling hurt very easily. (lmao pussy). he can't handle anyone being mean to him and will go super sayain at any given moment, no matter if he will receive a pop-tart afterwards or not.
== relationships ==
=== steve harvey ===
steve is the biological father of steve. he showed signs of utter dismay after the abortion failed and is currently recovering from bipolar disorder and post traumatic stress disorder.