Quest For The Holy Grail

==Plot==
Patrick ends up being in hospital as he thinks he is dying. SpongeBob goes on a quest to find the holy grail located on Grail Island so he can save his best friend!
==Script==
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through the streets of Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: So....About the other day....
Patrick: Oh, come on! You still can't be creeped out about that zombie thing!
SpongeBob: It was a joke, right?
Patrick: Well, duh! If I ever met a zombie, I'd tell you!
SpongeBob: Well...I guess your right! Come on! I need to get to the Krusty Krab!
Patrick: I thought we were going Jellyfishing!
SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles! I'll go Jellyfishing with you tomorrow....Ok?
Patrick: *Sighs* Ok...
SpongeBob: I gotta go! See ya later pal!
[SpongeBob runs away]
Patrick: Well, I better get back home!
[SpongeBob skips away whistling]
Patrick: It's kinda c-c-cold around here....
[Snow falls onto Patrick's head]
Patrick: What the!? Is this snow!?
[A Snow Ball hits Patrick]
Patrick: Ow!
Pearl: Hey, Patrick! Want a snow ball fight!?
Patrick: Pearl!? Aren't you supposed to be at high school!?
Pearl: Yeah, why?....
Patrick: That makes this snow ball fight hundred percent more awesome!
Pearl: Alright!
[The scene goes to the next day where SpongeBob is waking up in his bed]
SpongeBob: Ah, good morning world!
[SpongeBob jumps out of bed and climbs up onto his diving board]
SpongeBob: Good morning Gary!
Gary: Meow!
[Gary puts on a purple eye mask]
[SpongeBob bounces downstairs where he grabs some toast which has just flown out of the toaster]
SpongeBob: Hm, it's a little burnt today isn't it?
[SpongeBob opens up his front door and sniffs the fresh air]
SpongeBob: Well, time to visit Patrick!
[Squidward is opening his letter box outside of his house]
Squidward: I wouldn't count on that....The doctors think he's got some kind of virus!
SpongeBob: What!?
Squidward: What? Didn't you hear all the ambulances just arrive? 
SpongeBob: My foghorn must of blocked them out! Where is he now?
Squidward: At the hospital! Those guys were pretty quick! 
SpongeBob: I've gotta go see if he's ok!
Squidward: Ok, bye....I won't miss ya....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob in a hallway of the Bikini Bottom Hospital]
SpongeBob: Ugh, I need to ask a doctor where Patrick is!
[A Doctor comes walking down the corridor playing Cup The Rope on a MyPhone]
SpongeBob: Excuse me! Do you know where my friend is?
Doctor: Wait, I'm trying to beat Level 10!
SpongeBob: Wait, are you new here?
Doctor: Yeah, I am! The names Doctor Yes!
SpongeBob: Well....It's nice to meet you Doctor Yes...
Doctor Yes: Ok, I've completed it! What do you want?
SpongeBob: Can you tell me where my friend is?
Doctor Yes: Oh, he's in level 10! I mean room 10....
SpongeBob: Um, thanks?...
[SpongeBob runs away to room 10]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob entering room 10 where Patrick is sleeping in a bed]
SpongeBob: Patrick! Are you ok!?
Patrick: SpongeBob.....Is that you?
SpongeBob: Patrick! What happened!?
Patrick: I've got a virus...
SpongeBob: How!?
Patrick: I think I caught it from that new computer you got me for Christmas...
SpongeBob: Um, Patrick...You can't catch computer viruses...
Patrick: I can't?
SpongeBob: No...
Patrick: Well, Anyways...The doctor said I have only 5 more days to live....
SpongeBob: NOOOO!!
Patrick: He did say you could find a holy grail for me though....
SpongeBob: Wait, which doctor was this?
Patrick: Doctor Yes...
SpongeBob: Patrick, he's a nut job! He can't tell if your going to die!
[The Purple Doctor Fish enters the room]
Purple Doctor Fish: I'm afraid Doctor Yes is one of the best doctors here now...
SpongeBob: Who do you have working here!? The Three Stooges!?
Purple Doctor Fish: No, but we do have The Chuckle Brothers...
SpongeBob: I thought so....
Patrick: SpongeBob...You'll always remember me won't you?
SpongeBob: Of course I will buddy!
Purple Doctor Fish: There is one way you can save him!
SpongeBob: How!?
Purple Doctor Fish: They say if you drink the holy grail when you have a deadly infection you'll never have one again!
SpongeBob: That's just a myth!
Purple Doctor Fish: Doctor Oh told me!
SpongeBob: I don't care what he says! Why is he bossing you around!?
Purple Doctor Fish: I'm afraid I can't answer that due to a poker bet....I mean....Gah....You heard nothing!
[The Purple Doctor Fish runs away]
SpongeBob: Patrick! What am I going to do!?
[Patrick pulls out a picture of the holy grail from under the covers]
Patrick: The holy grail is real......Take this to help you on your quest...
SpongeBob: Um, did you just happen to have that in your pocket? 
Patrick: I don't use pockets....It's been in backpack!
SpongeBob: But you don't have a....Oh....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob at the Bikini Bottom Docks standing in front of a boat]
SpongeBob: Are you sure this will work?!
[A Fish in a black shirt (George) jumps onto the front of the boat]
George: I'm pretty darn sure! This boat has taken on a lot!
SpongeBob: Well, at least you seem pretty positive....
George: I am! Come on! We need to get to the island at some point!
SpongeBob: Ok! I'm coming in!
[SpongeBob jumps onto the boat]
SpongeBob: Full speed ahead George!
George: Sure thing Sponge Dude! Next stop Grail Island!
[The scene goes to a team of researchers in cutting arriving on the beach of Grail Island]
Head Researcher (Mr. PonderPotts): Ok! We've finally here! And does everyone know why we're here!?
Researcher #1: Free Ice Cream!? 
Mr. PonderPotts: What!? Who the hell are you!?
Researcher #1: Um...I forget sir!
Mr. PonderPotts: Let's call you Dumb Bell! It some how fits you...
Researcher #1: Ok Sir!
Mr. PonderPotts: Ok! Does anyone know why we're actually here!?
Researcher #2: We're here to find the Holy Grail and take it for our selves!
Mr. PonderPotts: Correct! What's your name!?
Researcher #2: The names Randy....Randy Crusher....I've been sent to protect you...
Mr. PonderPotts: Protect me? Well, we'll see about that won't we!?
Randy: I won't let you down sir....I'll kill anything or anyone who gets in our way!
Mr. PonderPotts: Ok, everyone! Let's go already!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob on George's boat]
[George is riding the ship and SpongeBob is looking around the captain's room]
SpongeBob: So, this was your dads boat?
George: Yeah, why?
SpongeBob: He must of been a big fan of fishing....
George: Oh, yeah! He used to go fishing in this baby all the time!
SpongeBob: So, what's the boat's name?
George: The Scallop! My dad let me name it....
SpongeBob: Where is he now?
George: He went fishing in the sea one day and his boat came back but he never did....
SpongeBob: Oh....That's tragic...
George: Yeah, but...I promised my dad I would take care of her and I do! 
SpongeBob: Say, are we nearly there yet?
George: Yup, Grail Island up ahead!
SpongeBob: Great! All we have to is grab the grail and get out! How hard could it be?
[The scene goes to Dumb Bell, Mr. PonderPotts and Randy travelling through a jungle]
Mr. PonderPotts: Geese! How much further can we go!? All of the other researchers did died by all the traps back there!
Randy: They were weak!
Dumb Bell: Does that mean I'm strong!?
Randy: The day you over power me and my boss is the day the world tips upside down and the teletubbies run for president!
Dumb Bell: CR*P!
Randy: What is it!?
Dumb Bell: I forgot to put Teletubbies on series record.....
Randy: Pfft, idiot!
[Randy, Dumb Bell and Mr. PonderPotts walk into a stone cave]
Mr. PonderPotts: Old Drawings on the wall made by Cave Men....This place is legendary....
Dumb Bell: I did a drawing of a pony when I was 10.....
Mr. PonderPotts: Look, I'm not trying to be nasty when I say this but....WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I don't even know how you got onto the team!
Randy: WAIT! Everyone, stop walking!
Mr. PonderPotts: Oh, what is it now!?
Randy: I think one of these bricks on the floor triggers a button that will cause the place to fall down and crush everyone inside....
Dumb Bell: Come on guys! It can't be that bad! I can't believe that your scared because the floor may cause a stupid little trap!
[Dumb Bell walks ahead and presses a button which causes the cave to shake]
Mr. PonderPotts: Oh Cr*p....
Randy: Come on! We need to get out!
[Randy grabs Mr. PonderPotts and runs out of the cave with him]
Dumb Bell: Guys! Don't leave me!
[The Temple's exits get closed]
Dumb Bell: Guys?.....Guys?....Oh....Ok....Bye....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and George arriving to the island beach]
SpongeBob: Ah, what a beautiful breeze! Nothing can ruin the beautiful sight we're seeing at this very moment!
George: Um....What about that over there?
[George points to a dead researcher who's been stabbed by a metal pole coming out of the ground]
SpongeBob: GAH! WHAT THE HELL!?
George: Come on, we need to go! It isn't safe here!
SpongeBob: No! We need to save Patrick! Come on! 
George: Ok.......
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and George walking through the jungle]
SpongeBob: Ok, this is harder than expected....
George: Ha, there's no point of going back to the boat now! We'll never make it!
SpongeBob: Will you stop speaking about going back!? We are saving a life here!
George: I didn't know the island would be filled with bloody death traps did I though!?
SpongeBob: Don't scream at me! I survived a pit full of monsters in 2004 and killed a frickin trained assassin! 
George: Well.....That was....Strange....
[The scene goes to a shadowy figure watching SpongeBob and George through the bushes]
SpongeBob: Did I also say that it was on the back of the superstar David Hasslehoff!?
George: Your not even making sense now!
[The Shadowy Figure jumps out at SpongeBob and George waving his sphere around]
SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!!
George: That's it! I'm going!
[SpongeBob and George try to run but trip over a bush and fall down a hill]
SpongeBob: Ow........
[SpongeBob and George collapse and pass out]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob waking up in a wooden cottage]
SpongeBob: Argh, where am I?
[SpongeBob gets up off the sofa and bashes his head on a wooden plank which has a giant jellyfish fish on]
SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!
[A Old Fish walks into the room wearing fishing gear]
Old Fish: Don't worry, that wasn't one of us...It's one of the special fishing fish...
SpongeBob: Fishing Fish?
Old Fish: The fish that haven't evolved into humans....
SpongeBob: Ohhhh....Them! I couldn't tell with the size of it...
Old Fish: Yup, it's one of the biggest fish I've ever caught!
SpongeBob: Where's George and who the barnacles are you though?
[George walks into the room]
George: SpongeBob, meet my dad Harry...
SpongeBob: Well, it's nice to meet you Harry! So, what are you doing here?
George: I got washed up here! I need you two to help me save the grail!
SpongeBob: Save the grail from what?
Harry: Researchers have come and they want to take the grail for themselves!
SpongeBob: What!?
Harry: They want to capture it and put it in a glass case and then never use it!
SpongeBob: Why?!
Harry: I don't know! We need to stop them before it's too late! If the grail comes stuck in a box, glass case or cage it will blow up the whole island!
SpongeBob: What!? 
George: Come on! We need to stop them!
[The scene goes to Dumb Bell waking up in a temple filled with snakes]
Dumb Bell: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Gummy Worms!
[One of The Snake slivers over Dumb Bell's body]
Dumb Bell: Oh! Cherry flavoured!
Speaker: You, what are you doing here?
Dumb Bell: I don't know, you tell me...
Speaker: I mean what are you doing on the island!?
Dumb Bell: Why would you want to know!?
Speaker: Well.....I like big butts and I can not lie and ya other brothers can not deny!
Dumb Bell: Wait, what?
[The scene goes to Harry, George and SpongeBob in the cabin]
Harry: Wait, where's that music coming from!?
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry! I was just playing these music discs on the duke box! Sweet thing!
Harry: Will you leave it alone!? You might break something!
SpongeBob: Ok, I'll turn it off!
Harry: Wait, no! Just wait till the songs.....!
[SpongeBob presses a button on the side of the duke box which stops the music]
Harry: Over.....
SpongeBob: See? Nothing's happened!
[The duke box tips upside down to reveal the cell full of snakes with Dumb Bell in]
SpongeBob: Wait, what the?
Harry: It's a secret entrance....
SpongeBob: You should really label these things...
George: Yeah, you really should dad....The next thing you know we'll be trying to get a coffee from the coffee machine and we'll find a secret base underground!
Harry: The Coffee Machine? Hahaha....You crack me up! Everyone knows I keep the underground base under the blender!
Dumb Bell: Wait! Where am I now!? What is this place!? Just leave me alone!
SpongeBob: Sheesh, what a cry baby...
George: What are you doing on this island!?
Dumb Bell: I was supposed to be collecting the grail with my boss!
SpongeBob: The Grail ay? Where did you put it!?
Dumb Bell: I haven't put it anywhere! I got left in a falling temple...
Harry: And I grabbed you so I could ask these questions!
Dumb Bell: Can you please get me out of here!? These giant worms are creeping me out!
Harry: I'll have you know that they are the most harmless snakes here....
Dumb Bell: Oh, well...That's fine then....
George: Hey, want a drink? We can talk this thing over...
Harry: Don't touch the coffee machine!
George: Why!? I thought you said there wasn't anything under here!
Harry: All I said is that there isn't a underground base under there!
George: What is real then!?
Harry: I keep everything in the fridge....
George: Fine....Ok, let's talk this over...
[The scene cuts to SpongeBob, Dumb Bell, Harry and George eating food and drinking drinks]
SpongeBob: This dish is lovely! What is it!?
Harry: Frog's Legs!
SpongeBob: WHAT!?
[SpongeBob spits out the food from his mouth]
Harry: Hey, it's big in France!
SpongeBob: I've never been to France!
George: Let me guess, I'm having something like Bull's Bullocks then....
Harry: Nope, they are hundred percent Meat Balls!
SpongeBob: Wait, what!? How did you get them on a island!?
Harry: They're from the old boat! Quite a lot of food washed up with me!
SpongeBob: Do you have any other washed up food here!?
Harry: I think the Lucky Charms in the fridge are from when the boat washed up!
[SpongeBob runs to the fridge and takes out a box of Lucky Charms Cereal]
[SpongeBob pours all of the cereal down his throat]
SpongeBob: Ew! Are these out of date or something!?
Harry: Oh, wait....No...They're frog's eyeballs.....
SpongeBob: WHAT!?!?!?!?
[The scene goes to Mr. PonderPotts and Randy walking through the forest]
[SpongeBob Scream is heard echoing through the whole jungle]
Randy: Wait, did you hear that? I think somethings in the tall grass....
Mr. PonderPotts: Oh stop pulling a Jurassic Park guy on me! Nothing can possibly get us here!
[A Giant Grizzly Bear is standing behind Randy and Mr. PonderPotts]
Randy: I think we may of been followed....
[Mr. PonderPotts and Randy turn around to see a bear]
Mr. PonderPotts: WHAT THE HELL!? HOW DID A BEAR GET ON A JUNGLE ISLAND LIKE THIS!?!?
Randy: Don't worry sir! He'll have to get through me first!
[The Bear growls and hits Randy away causing him to fly over to the other side of the island]
Randy: *Wilhelm Scream*!!!!
Mr. PonderPotts: Um, good bear?
[The Bear growls some more]
Mr. PonderPotts: You are a bad example for Rupert Bear and Winnie The Pooh!
[The bear try's to hit Mr. PonderPotts but misses]
Mr. PonderPotts: That's it! I'm out of here!
[Mr. PonderPotts runs away screaming]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob, George, Dumb Bell and Harry in the wooden cabin]
Harry: So, are we gonna stop these researchers or not?
SpongeBob: Yup, I've had enough of the bugs in sundaes and all that stuff....
[Randy smashes through the roof]
SpongeBob: Woah! What the hell!?
Dumb Bell: Oh my god! It's raining men!
[Harry runs over to Randy]
Harry: Are you ok!? 
Randy: Yeah, I'm fine....
Harry: Let me guess, your one of the researchers here....
Randy: Yeah, who the hell are you?
Harry: I'm the guy who wants to stop you...If you collect that thing and put it in a box the island will be destroyed....
SpongeBob: Yeah, it's confusing stuff but I've heard a lot crazier.....
Randy: So, have you been spying on us or something?
Harry: Maybe, maybe not....
SpongeBob: That's a yes!
Harry: Will you be quiet!?
SpongeBob: I've just eaten a million frogs eyes and.....GAH! I'm not even speaking about it!
Harry: Anyways, I've been trying to stop you from taking the grail...
Randy: Look, I'm sure nothing will happen if we take the grail....
SpongeBob: Yes it will!
Harry: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU!?
SpongeBob: That you don't own one box of Lucky Charms that isn't animal eyes!
Harry: I didn't even tell you that!
George: Can we all just please shut up for a moment and speak to the guy who's just smashed through the roof?
SpongeBob: Yeah, that seems like a legit idea....
Harry: So, bladabladablah......The big question is, will you join us to stop the other researchers.
Randy: Of course I will.....You can count on me....
[The scene goes to Mr. PonderPotts running through the jungle with sweat pouring down his face]
Mr. PonderPotts: Oh my god! I'm gonna die!
[Mr. PonderPotts falls down a hill and bashes into Harry's wooden cabin]
Mr. PonderPotts: What the? Where am I now?
[The scene goes into the cabin where everyone is putting protective armour on]
SpongeBob: Seriously, where do you get this stuff!?
Harry: I guess you could say I've mastered all of how to survive on a island....
George: Guys, did you just here something like a bump on the side of the cabin?
SpongeBob & Harry: Nope.
George: Someone should go check...
Randy: I'll go....
George: Ok, whatever....Do whatever you do....
[Randy walks out of the cabin]
[The scene goes to Randy outside of the cabin with Mr. PonderPotts]
Randy: What the!? What are you doing here!?
Mr. PonderPotts: Um, I kinda fell down the hill and escaped the bear....
Randy: Ok, I've found some guys who know where the grail is....
Mr. PonderPotts: Really? Can I come!?
Randy: You follow us but make sure they don't see you...
Mr. PonderPotts: Ok, got it!
Randy: Go behind a tree or something....We're coming out in a minute!
Mr. PonderPotts: I'll climb it! That's a better idea!
Randy: Just hide yourself!
[Mr. PonderPotts runs away to a tree and starts to climb it]
[Randy walks into the wooden cabin]
George: So?
Randy: Nothing, just a stupid bird....
Harry: Ok, let's go then! 
[A Branch can be heard snapping in the background]
Randy: Oh come on....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob, Dumb Bell, George, Harry and Randy walking through the jungle]
SpongeBob: I really hope we're not too late!
Harry: It's ok, just follow me....
Dumb Bell: This place is so spooky!
Harry: How?
Dumb Bell: You don't know what monsters could be lurking here....
Harry: Monsters? Seriously? How are old are you?
Dumb Bell: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Harry: Alright, we're travelling with two idiots now....
SpongeBob: HEY!! Don't be so nasty to George!
George: WHAT!?
Harry: I meant you!
SpongeBob: What!? How could you!? I just ate millions of bugs because of you!
Harry: Stop!
SpongeBob: No! Not now!
Harry: LOOK!!
[Harry points to the Holy Grail that is in the middle of a circle made out of bricks]
SpongeBob: Oooooo....Shiny!
George: And the researchers aren't here!
Randy: Yes we are....
[Randy gets out his shot gun and points it at SpongeBob, George, Dumb Bell and Harry]
Harry: Woah, how could you? You were like one of the team...
SpongeBob: Ugh, not really....
Randy: Look, it's been a real pleasure to know you but I'm taking this and your not....
George: Wait, is no one acknowledging the point that he said we?
[Mr. PonderPotts jumps down from a tree and walks up to Randy]
Mr. PonderPotts: Ha, I've been expecting you all....
George: No you haven't...
Mr. PonderPotts: No, but it sounded cool! Randy, give me that gun of yours!
Randy: Ok sir....
[Randy gives Mr. PonderPotts the gun]
Mr. PonderPotts: Excellent, now....Tell me how to get across....
Harry: Oh, it's pretty simple....No traps whatsoever....
Mr. PonderPotts: Really? Someone go across!
SpongeBob: Um.....Anyone here want to go across?
Dumb Bell: Should I go?
SpongeBob: Well, you have the least thing to do with the plot so....Yeah....
Dumb Bell: Ok, here goes nothing....
[Dumb Bell steps onto a stone]
Dumb Bell: It's okay!
[The stone falls and Dumb Bell holds onto the floor next to him]
Dumb Bell: AHHHH!!! Somebody help me!
[SpongeBob grabs Dumb Bell and pulls him up]
SpongeBob: Are you ok!?
Dumb Bell: I'm fine.....I do need a change of pants though....
SpongeBob: Ewwwww.....
Mr. PonderPotts: Well, it seems like you were trying to kill me....I don't like that....
Harry: You won't get away with this....
Mr. PonderPotts: Yes I will!
[Mr. PonderPotts shoots Harry onto the floor]
SpongeBob: OH MY GOD!!
Mr. PonderPotts: OH GOD!!! I didn't know this had actual bullets inside!
Randy: Give me that! 
[Randy grabs the gun off PonderPotts]
Randy: Of course it has bullets in! I said I was prepared to kill anything that gets in the way!
Mr. PonderPotts: Get out of here!
Randy: You can't tell me what to do! I'm the one with the gun! Now, back up to the tree's assholes!
SpongeBob: Language....
Randy: Shut the hell up!
[SpongeBob, George, Mr. PonderPotts and Dumb Bell stand back]
George: You killed my dad!
Randy: He's still breathing you idiot!
Harry: Yeah, I'm fine....I don't think I have so long....
Randy: Wow, that was really sad.....That's what someone would say if they actually felt sorry for you!
George: Your evil!
Randy: CAN YOU SHUT UP!? PLEASE!?
George: I'm sorry! I don't want to die today!
Randy: NOW! One of you try to get across!
[SpongeBob looks at George]
George: Oh No you don't! I'm not going across that thing!
SpongeBob: Oh, come on! If I die the shows over!
George: I don't care! I'm not dying just for you!
Randy: STOP ARGUING!!! PonderPotts! You go first!
Mr. PonderPotts: What!? Why!?
Randy: BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS OF YOU NOW!!!
Dumb Bell: Ha, what's the worst he can do!? He's just a guy with a gun! He's no Superman is he!?
Randy: I'LL SHOW YOU SUPERMAN IN A MINUTE!!!
Dumb Bell: Really!?
Randy: NO YOU IDIOT!!! PONDERPOTTS!!! GO ACROSS THE GOD DAMN PATH!!!
Mr. PonderPotts: What's wrong with you!? I thought you wanted to protect me!
Randy: Ha, you!? I wanted to take it for myself! I'm not giving it to some lousy researcher like you!
Mr. PonderPotts: *Gasp* How could you!?
[Randy hits PonderPotts onto the ground with his gun]
Randy: Do what I say or else I'll shove this gun so far into your head!
Mr. PonderPotts: Ok, ok!
[Mr. PonderPotts walks along the stone path]
Mr. PonderPotts: Hey! It's not falling!
[The stone under PonderPotts falls]
Randy: Aw, bye bye!
[Mr. PonderPotts grabs onto the side of the ground]
Mr. PonderPotts: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!! 
Randy: Yes I can!
[Randy shoots Mr. PonderPotts fin]
Mr. PonderPotts: AHHHH!!!
[Mr. PonderPotts falls into the long dark hole]
Mr. PonderPotts: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[A loud thud is heard at the bottom of the hole]
SpongeBob: Oh, ow.....
Randy: Ok, you next!
George: WHAT!? NO!!
Randy: I SAID IT'S YOU!!
George: *Gulp* Ok....
[George starts to walk across the stones]
Randy: Go on! I don't have all day!
George: Sheesh, just wait! I want to say my last words!
Randy: Alright, go on then!
George: PSYCH!!
[George punches Randy onto the floor]
Randy: CRAP!!!
Dumb Bell: Oh, I love Psych! It's brilliant!
George: What the hell are you talking about!?
Dumb Bell: Ya know? The Detective Psych?....
George: Look, no one cares at this very mo-!
[Randy gets up and whacks George onto the ground with his gun]
Randy: WHO ELSE WANT'S TO MESS WITH ME!?!?
Dumb Bell: Me?
Randy: THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!!
SpongeBob: Woah! Calm down!
Randy: Starting with you!
SpongeBob: Wait, what!?
[SpongeBob punches Randy across the face]
Randy: ARGH!!
SpongeBob: Sorry!
[SpongeBob steps back and stares into Randy's eyes]
SpongeBob: I must not know my own strength....
Randy: I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE FULL STRENGTH OF THIS GUN!!
[Randy shoots at SpongeBob but misses]
SpongeBob: That's it! I don't care any more! I'm gonna kick your.....ASS!!
Randy: I don't think so!
[Randy reloads his gun]
George: Hey! Goldilocks! Over here!
Randy: That's it! Your dead!
[Randy shoots at George but hits a tree]
SpongeBob: Dumb Bell! Grab the grail!
Dumb Bell: Ok!
[Dumb Bell starts to run across the stone path]
Randy: Oh no you don't!
[SpongeBob punches Randy onto the ground]
SpongeBob: Go get it!
[Randy shoots the gun into one of SpongeBob's Holes]
SpongeBob: Hey! That tickles!
[SpongeBob karate kicks Randy onto the ground]
Randy: Argh....
SpongeBob: Hey! Those karate lessons are finally paying off!
[Randy grabs SpongeBob's leg]
SpongeBob: Hey! Get off me!
[Dumb Bell grabs the grail]
Dumb Bell: Guys! I've got it!
SpongeBob: Brilliant! Come back!
Dumb Bell: What was that!?
[Randy shoots the grail out off Dumb Bell's hand]
Randy: YOU AREN'T GETTING THAT GRAIL!!
SpongeBob: Oh, shut up!
[SpongeBob kicks Randy in the face and runs to the grail]
Randy: MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!
George: Ha! Take that!
[Randy shoots the gun next to George]
George: Ok, I'll be moving now....
[SpongeBob runs over to the grail and picks it up]
SpongeBob: Ha! Got it!
[The stones start to break under SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Uh oh....
Dumb Bell: I'm getting out of here!
[Dumb Bell runs off the stone path and hits a tree]
Dumb Bell: Ow.....
[SpongeBob slides across the floor onto the rocks and grabs the grail]
SpongeBob: Got it!
[A coconut falls down from a tree, bounces on Randy's head and knocks the grail out of SpongeBob's hand]
SpongeBob: BARNACLES!!
[George grabs the grail]
George: There! I've got it! 
[George runs over to Harry and scoops up some water into the grail]
George: Here! Take this!
Harry: I don't think it will work....I've been like this for too long....
George: Just take it for gods sake!
[George pours the grail water down Harry's throat]
Harry: *Glug* *Glug* *Glug*....
George: Is it working yet!?
[Harry's bullet wounds fade away]
George: Hey SpongeBob! It's working!
SpongeBob: Woo! That's great!
[Harry gets up of the ground]
Harry: Argh, I'm alright again....It's a miracle.....It's holy!
George: Well, we gathered that by the name....
Harry: How can I repay you?
George: You are my dad....
Harry: Yeah, I know that! How about I get you that um....Charlie's Angles game?
George: Wait, what? I never wanted that game....It's stupid!
Harry: That isn't what you were saying before.....
George: I might of been saying that then but then Jontron reviewed it....
Harry: Who now?
[Randy gets up off the ground]
Randy: Ok, nobody move! It's about time you die!
Harry: Oh shut up!
[Harry grabs Randy by the shirt and throws him into the dark and deep ditch]
Randy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
SpongeBob: Wow....
George: What is it?
SpongeBob: Well, don't you think that was kind of....Dramatic?
Harry: I guess so....
[Dumb Bell gets up of the ground]
Dumb Bell: Did I do it?
SpongeBob: No, in fact you nearly lost the grail....
Dumb Bell: Oh, sorry.....
SpongeBob: Anyways, what are you even doing here?
Dumb Bell: Well, I may need to tell you something....
[Dumb Bell opens up revealing that he was a robot and a man in a posh suit walks out of it]
SpongeBob: What the? Who are you?!
Special Agent 7: I'm Special Agent Number 7....I took on the role as a fish who wasn't that smart....
SpongeBob: Wait, what!? You nearly killed us....
Special Agent 7: Well....I guess I was getting into character?
SpongeBob: Look pal....You may think your super cool and that but again....YOU NEARLY KILLED US!!!
Special Agent 7: I get too much into character sometimes!
SpongeBob: Sheesh, I'll give you a life lesson here....Never make one of your characters a psychotic maniac.....
Special Agent 7: Why?
SpongeBob: Because you'll get too much into character and kill everyone!
Special Agent 7: Alright.....I get you....Anyways, for all your courage and braveness I feel like I need to give you something....
SpongeBob: Really? What is it!? Is it a million dollars!? Is it a seahorse!?
Special Agent 7: No, it's not any of them....It's a badge!
[Special Agent 7 hands out badges to everyone]
SpongeBob: Badges? Is that all?
Special Agent 7: You want more? Have this....
[Special Agent 7 gives SpongeBob a hydrodynamic spatula]
SpongeBob: Is this a-?.....
Special Agent 7: Hydrodynamic Spatula? Yeah....I keep it for when I get in real big trouble...
SpongeBob: Oh, wow.....I haven't seen one of these baby's for years! Where did you find it?!
Special Agent 7: Our agency makes them.....Is it useful to you or something?
SpongeBob: This is the best spatula in the world to go with the best fry cook in the world! AKA, me!
Special Agent 7: Anyways, I've got to go and capture Dr. Yes....Do you know him by any chance?
SpongeBob: How about you give me your little number on a card or something so I can tell you if I find him....
Special Agent 7: You've got it pal!
[Special Agent 7 gives SpongeBob his phone number and flys off with his jetpack]
George: Soo.....Are we going back home to save your friend or what?
SpongeBob: Yeah! Let's go!
[SpongeBob runs away]
George: He does know that the boat is in the other direction right?
Harry: Let him figure it out....
George: Ok....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob running into Room 10]
SpongeBob: Patrick! I'm here!
[Patrick is no where to be seen]
SpongeBob: Patrick? Where are you buddy?
[Doctor Yes comes through the door]
Doctor Yes: I'm afraid he passed on....
SpongeBob: WHAT!? You mean I'm too late!? NOOO!!!!
Doctor Yes: No, I mean he's just passed on into the Hospital Lobby....
SpongeBob: Wait, what!? You mean he's alright!?
Doctor Yes: Yes! :D
SpongeBob: But you said he had a virus and the only way to save him was with the grail!
Doctor Yes: Did you actually go for the grail!? That's awesome! Can I see it?
SpongeBob: Wait, can I just go for a call?
Doctor Yes: Yeah, sure....I'll wait here for ya!
[SpongeBob runs out of the room and gets out his phone and rings up Secret Agent 7]
SpongeBob: Hey dude! It's me SpongeBob....I think I've found your guy...
Secret Agent 7: Great! Where is he?
SpongeBob: He's in the hospital....You can get him if you want to....I think he may be playing Cut the Rope for some reason....
Secret Agent 7: Which one?
SpongeBob: Um, the one with the frog thing? 
Secret Agent 7: You mean Om Nom? He's in every single game!
SpongeBob: Look! Can you please just come and get him!?
Secret Agent 7: Ok! I'm coming!
[Secret Agent 7 walks into the building]
Secret Agent 7: Hey dude....
SpongeBob: Wait, is that all? I thought when you said I'm coming like that you would come smashing into the roof or something....
Secret Agent 7: Nah, my boss told me not to do that anymore....It costs him a lot of money....
SpongeBob: Anyways, why were you so quick?
Secret Agent 7: When you call me it tells me where you are....
SpongeBob: So, why did you ask where I was?.....
Secret Agent 7: Um, to make it more theatrical....Anyways, where is that mad Cut the Rope playing doctor?
SpongeBob: In Room 10....Have fun!
Secret Agent 7: Alright!
[THE END]
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