Ski Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya!

Holding two ski poles, with her scarf waving in the breeze, Liza Nelson begins skiing down what turns out to be a small mound of snow, screaming in the process. She breathes heavily, apparently happy that nothing went wrong. Suddenly, a disco ball comes down and Mel Gibson skis onto the scene. He doesn't even notice Liza as he sends a wave of snow her way while coming to a stop. He spots Wendy, Heidi, Bebe, Esther and another girls sitting on a rest. He skis off to go put the moves on them, but not before unknowingly knocking Liza backwards.
She inadvertently skis over to a ski lift, where her scarf gets tangled around the hand rail. Dropping her poles and losing her skis, Liza is pulled along and strangled by the ski lift. She manages to pull herself onto the seat and untie her scarf, but as soon as she looks down below her, she realizes that she's very high up, which causes her to panic and pass out. It isn't until four weeks later that she finally comes to.
It is revealed that the slope Liza is on is above the clouds and has an altitude higher than that of a nearby satellite. She manages to get off the ski lift, but stumbles back in fear at seeing how high up she is, accidentally stepping on a tack sticking out of a wooden board. As she shrieks in fear and pain, she begins sliding backwards down the hill with a trail of blood following her.
She shrieks as she goes down the mountain, but sees a chance to stop her momentum by grabbing onto a small branch growing out of it. Unfortunately, when she grabs the small branch, it breaks, causing her to continue falling and her arm to become overstretched and dislocated. Liza eventually hits a giant rock, causing her to fly off the board she was riding on. She looks at her foot and sees that it now has a large cut going down the middle. She shrieks in horror, which triggers an avalanche.
Seeing the board she was previously riding on, she hops on in hopes of escaping. Sadly, she ends up slipping off. Realizing what she has to do, Liza starts to panic, then cries and intentionally impales her other foot on the tack in the board to resume sliding down the hill. She comes across another giant rock, but this time she manages to jump over it. She is relieved, until she hits an oak stump and flies off the board once again.
She sees Cartman's house and smiles in relief at the possibility of finding some help. In front of the house, however, is a chain link fence that Liza crashes through. Inside the cabin, Cartman prepares to cook several meal-food for the boys when he hears a knock at the door. He seems happy to see Liza at the door, but becomes confused when she breaks into numerous little pieces. He looks outside, and suddenly the snow from the avalanche crashes through his door. The cabin is destroyed, but Cartman shakes some snow from his head, buried to the neck but happy to be alive. Before the episode ends, the board that Liza was riding on hits him in the face, with the nail lodging itself in his forehead.
=== Moral ===
"Put your best foot forward!"
Category:Shorts