Serial Designation J

:Not to be mistaken for J.
Serial Designation J, or just J, is a killer robot/whore who is extremely loyal to the Teletubbies.
== History ==
J is Uzi's older sister, who started off as a completely normal and friendly robot. One day, J's family got robbed by the Elmo Gang. J tried to kill Elmo to protect her family, but instead, Elmo killed J, tearing her apart piece by piece. In other words, J was completely dead, duh! Elmo then kills J's mother, but spares Uzi and father's life for unknown reasons.
Years later, Laa-Laa rebuilt J into a heavily upgraded killer robot, called Serial Designation J, but we will keep calling her J. Laa-Laa also deleted J's memory, so J became a new person in a way. After being rebuilt, J started working with N and V, who are also minions of the Teletubbies. J hates N, due to the fact that he sucks at his job. Despite hating N, J gets along well with V and other scary robots.
One day, J found out that N failed to kill Uzi, who hates the Teletubbies. Later, J and N break into Uzi's house. N tells J to don't kill Uzi. J gets pissed off, so she kills N. But N is best boi, so Uzi kills J. Despite that, J later got rebuilt by the Teletubbies.
In Super Mario 131, J kills Elmo got betraying the Teletubbies. J then fights Uzi, who defeats her. However, J begs for mercy, telling Uzi that she is actually her older sister. Uzi asks J to join her. But due to J's loyalty to the Teletubbies, she kills Uzi.
J and Uzi then kept fighting and killing each other many MOAR times, until J was defeated by Uzi on the Teletubby Death Star. Uzi then blew up the Teletubby Death Star using Shoop Da Whoop in order to make sure J stopped coming back to life. Uzi was unaware that J was revived by Laa-Laa until the events of Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again.
== Family ==
* Khan Doorman (father)
* Nori Doorman (mother)
* Uzi Doorman (younger sister)
== Shames She's In ==
* Super Mario 131
* Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again
== Trivia ==
* Bill Nye claims that J's real name is Julie, but he didn’t give us any proof.
** However, Bill Nye did explain why J is actually Uzi’s older sister:
*** J’s history, which we have already talked about.
*** The letter “J” comes before the letter “U”.
*** J and Uzi have similar voices.
*She has a friend named Ren.
*She's rumored to be a Nazi, and that's no good.
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