Norbert Jackson Jr.

Norbert Jackson Jr.  seems like a nerd with no life who trolls the internet and says he is smarter than everyone..but DON'T make fun of him.  He is no ordinary person..he could destroy us all.  He is an omnipotent god who could destroy the universe with a single thought, he could destroy any god with a single thought.  He doesn't even have to be a fighter, he has an OMNIPOTENT MIND.
There was one guy, a long time ago.  He was a good friend of mine :( and he said Norbert had no life...the next day, they found my friend ded (intended) and his mind had been DESTROYED by Norbert.  Norbert's Human form looks like a fat nerd with glasses but his true form..no one has ever seen his true form and actually lived!  No one knows why he wants to stay fat because he could lose weight just by thinking a single thought.  It is said that he can use his belly fat to duplicate another version of himself, and this version of himself can fight.  Despite being overweight, his duplicate self can fly and run at lightspeed, he could kill an Olympic runner just by running past him, somehow shredding the runners skin off and turning him into a skeleton.  Nothing...nothing can defeat Norbert.  Nothing in existence can.  He is too powerful.. 
Norbert spends most of his time playing World of Warcraft, trolling people on there.  He also likes to troll youtube videos and call people "uneducated f*ckers". 
It is unknown where Norbert lives, but legend has it that he lives underground in a crappy apartment on an alien planet with purple grasshoppers, mosquito people, unicorn dogs, and gummy bear people. 
==Attacks==
You are all uneducated f*ckers -  Norbert calls a bunch of people uneducated f*ckers and he blows them up with his mind.
LEARN TO READ -  Norbert yells to someone to "Learn to read" and that person's ass is set on fire and their head explodes and turns into a giant unicorn and flies to space and explodes.
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON -  Norbert makes his duplicate, fighter self who does a super fart.  This super fart blows up the universe and kills everyone, including you. 
I am smarter than you - Norbert tells you that he is smarter than you.  He then uses his telekinesis to slam your face into your keyboard and it electrocutes you, and the keyboard fuses with your body.  You then become a cyborg and he teleports you to him and he absorbs you.
==Abilities==
* Omnipotence
* EVERYTHING (unless it isn't his fighter duplicate then he doesn't have fighting abilities, but he can do pretty much anything..NUFF SAID)
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