Etern-A-Bond

Etern-A-Bond is an industrial strength super glue.
==History==
Bart bought several funny doohickeys to make his face appear more hilarious, but they all fell off of his face. Homer gave him the glue and Bart applied it to the items. He then placed them on his face, hoping they'd stick that time. However, he found that he couldn't remove them. Marge came in to see what had happened, causing her to read a warning on the tube, "In case of accidental ingestion, consult a mortician." She quickly took Bart to Dr. Hibbert. There, he used a device containing multiple sharp needles to scare Bart, inducing "terror-sweat" that got the items to finally fall off.
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