Greed

"Greed" is the sixth episode of the second season of We'll See You In Hell.
== Episode Description ==
For their second-to-last installment for their second season, Joe DeRosa & Pat Walsh talk about the many different forms of Greed on another sinful episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL. From gambling to bootlegging to theater-hopping to fraud, the gruesome twosome discuss their personal experiences and anxieties regarding this particular vice.
== Topics Discussed ==
* The official decision: a Siskel & Ebert format after this season is done.
* Friends with bad breath, how do you tell them?
* Joe did shots of Scotch with Bill Burr at El Cid. 
* Joe likes a shot before a beer drinking night, like when hanging at Vince and Georgia's, where they watched UHF.
* Pat's bad experience with Weezer's Green album.
* The Twinkie cheese whiz hot dog in UHF.
* Why aren't they going to drive-in's?
* Greedy Joe had an elaborate plan to sneak into movies in NYC. When Pat was in Missouri, he also had an elaborate plan for five free movies the day after Christmas, which continued in New York.
* The Thanksgiving sandwich from Cosi, which Pat ate for free for a year. They never expect you to steal something and eat it there.
* Always buy your beer at the drugstore.
* Joe is called out by a movie ticket taker for buying a senior ticket, why do they care?
* The boys love a big collection of physical media.
* Pat just won $13,000 on video poker in Las Vegas. He gets comped by the hotels because they want him to lose the money back. When you win, alarms go off and some shady characters start looking at you, including them prostitutes.
* Pat was next to a drunk guy who won $3,600 and kept hitting the button, then advised him to cash it out when he started losing. He said "Fuck you" and was broke within five minutes. Pat's move is to put it in the safe with a note saying, "Pat, no!"
* "I didn't like the Beatles and I don't like you" - Phil Hartman in Greedy
* The boys try to figure out what greed really is.
* Pat gets told "screw you!" by a homeless guy he'd given $40 a year to.
* A pro Zach Galifianakis impersonator makes $60,000 a year in Las Vegas.