Secret Poem (Of Doom)

WARNING: 
Only users with certain privileges may view this poem. Like, I'm not even joking! You can't touch this sh*t. If you read this poem without proper certification, you may be subject to three years in imaginary prison and/or a series of painful and humiliating examinations. So, like, for real: This poem is a no-no!'''
This is a secret poem (of doom)
You may not read it
This is a secret poem (of doom)
I hope nobody will see it
He who dares read this secret poem (of doom)
Shall most undoubtedly find
That reading this secret poem (of doom)
Will bring suffering of the utmost kind
If you think you're better than this secret poem (of doom)
Then you are sorely mistaken
For you will find that this secret poem (of doom)
Is even more awesome than bacon
I suppose you may read this secret poem (of doom)
But it will most surely cost you
Because reading this secret poem (of doom)
Will most likely cost your left shoe
Now that you've read this secret poem (of doom)
It is time for truth to fall
As it turns out this secret poem (of doom)
Is in no way secret at all!
Category:Poetry
Category:Completed Stories/Poems
Category:Thebiguglyalien
Category:Humor