The Angel

An unnamed Angel served as J's guardian for a brief time. Desperately trying to earn his wings, the Angel visited his 
home and pointed out several aspects of his life that confirmed J was a hipster. He cited his "inexplicably hot girlfriend" and his study, filled with "arts and crafts as far as the eye can see." He also drew attention to J's large collection of toys. With J more or less convinced, the Angel transported J to a coffee shop, wherein J realized he was not a true hipster. The Angel promptly lost his wings, and was slapped in the face by J before parting ways with him.
He was voiced by Eric Gaede, known online as Asalieri2.
== Biography ==
Not much is known about the man's life before his death. Based on his behavior as an angel, it can be assumed the man lived a very unkempt life that had possibly resulted in his death.
== Physical Appearance ==
The Angel was a short, stout, balding male who wore a simple robe, which had yellowed over time and was stained with sweat and mustard. A halo hovered above his head. He had light brown skin, and a large nose.
When given the mission to convince J that he was a hipster, he was granted a pair of scrawny wings. Despite their size, the Angel was very happy to have them and did anything he could to keep them.
== Personality and Traits ==
The Angel was cynical, rude, lecherous, and rather unkempt. He mocked Ali's weight, calling her Miss Piggy and Chubsy Ubsy before finally complimenting her "nice tits." He was fond of talking down to people, particularly hipsters (who he would often refer to as "douchebags"). 
He was also very greedy, as evidenced by his desire to keep his wings. At times, he could also be physically violent.
== Behind the Scenes ==
The Angel was voiced by Eric Gaede, also known as Asalieri2. 
His voiced was based on Rowlf the Dog's of Muppet fame, while his design drew inspiration from Fred Flintstone. 
== Appearances ==
* The Hipster (first appearance)
Category:Dead Characters