Friday O'Leary

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Friday O'Leary is a fairly old man who lives in a secret cottage in the woods. He is often seen with Polly and Alan Taylor, and figuring out what Mr Gum and Billy William the Third are doing. He is also the husband of Mrs Lovely. He is as old as the hills and as wise as the hills but not as tall as the hills. He has thick, curly hair and he had once found a needle in a haystack. He sometimes gets his numbers and colours mixed up and he owns the world's smallest collection of stamps (none). Sometimes, he shouts out, "THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE!" at the top of his voice. He plays the piano and has written at least two songs, "He Was Playing a Song He Had Written Himself", and "But He Wasn't Playing That at the Moment". People sometimes call him Mungo Bubbles. He has solved many mysteries including "The Mystery of the Oriental Crab", "The Mystery of the Oriental Egg", "The Mystery of the Oriental Necklace", "The Mystery of Why So Many Mysteries Are Just the Word 'Oriental' Followed By Some Random Object", and "The Hound of Lamonic Bibber".