This is not a real title, when i put in "TBA" it made a link and it looked weird

"this is not a real title, when i put in "TBA" it made a link and it looked weird" is the real title of an actual episode of The Game of Life.
==Plot==
It's still New Year's Eve and now the household wants to make some random resolutions. Hallie's is to complete an aspiration, she's a child. SpongeBob makes a resolution to get a significant lover, because his ex-wife died. Funky's resolution is to work on a skill, I don't know what else he'd do. Graggle's resolution is to get promoted. He only got the job a few days ago but OK Graggle.
Funky is making drinks behind the bar and of course SpongeBob asks Funky to make a drink for him. Funky's head is still spinning from his trip to space in the last episode. After having a drink, SpongeBob is already drunk. At 10 AM. He then smokes some weed. After smoking he makes his own drink. And another. And another. He starts drinking 2 at the same time again.
In the last episode, I don't think I wrote this in, April messaged SpongeBob asking if he thought she should go out with some guy. She has just messaged SpongeBob again saying that "in the end we were not made for each other" oh no. SpongeBob is wasted again... Now he's messed up because he had "one or five drinks too many" that was quick. He goes upstairs to pee, walks past the toilet and passes out near the stairs. Why?!
I don't know if Graggle thinks SpongeBob is cool or what, but he decides to make 3 drinks at the same time too. After having one drink, Graggle is already drunk and needs to pee. Some random teenager wants to get in the house, Hallie rudely introduces herself to him. Graggle pees himself outside too, in the snow. Hallie ignores it and continues talking to the teenager, even giving him a gift! A fart in a box, but a gift nonetheless.
After a quick nap, a hungover SpongeBob goes downstairs and has 2 drinks of poor quality that Graggle made... Now, SpongeBob is an alcoholic. Funky starts cooking something and... he's already completed his resolution by levelling up his cooking skill.
Hallie starts watching New Year's Eve TV with Funky joining in shortly afterwards. When Graggle joins in he throws New Year's confetti over Funky for some reason. Graggle and Funky leave at one point and Hallie changes the channel to the New Year's countdown. After doing so, Graggle tries to sabotage the countdown by turning off the TV. Hallie seems to find this funny.
At midnight, the TV is still off but the household appears to still be celebrating the countdown for some reason. Hallie goes to bed tense because "someone turned off the TV! What if we had missed the countdown to midnight? Despicable!" All of the household is now in bed, but a ghost is still partying and dancing to the radio and even goes to make a coffee at one point.
New Year's Eve was successful for all members of the household, except Funky, I guess he's pissed he got his resolution done so quickly. The next day, SpongeBob has a drink with breakfast and Graggle starts crying over Mr. Krabs' urn. April also turns up for some reason, doesn't really do much besides dance to the household's music. Another random woman also turns up and appears to want Graggle for something. SpongeBob goes swimming and.. He's on LSD.
Funky Kong has become worried about SpongeBob's drinking problem, but Funky decides to go to an adults only nightclub for the afternoon, for some reason. Somebody texts Funky to say that they have dogs if he wants to come over, that's weird.
SpongeBob has become so dependent on alcohol that it now takes several drinks for him to become drunk. He makes 2 of the same drink and drinks them both at the same time. This causes Graggle to, after smoking, walk up to SpongeBob and insult him. SpongeBob pees himself after this conversation. Funky then approaches SpongeBob and says "Hey, so... I noticed lately you seem to have been overindulging in certain... stuff. It looks like you are on a self-destructive path there." SpongeBob tells the truth and says "I am.... I.... I messed up. Big time... I will try to get professional help and clean up my act." SpongeBob being called out on his addiction makes him uncomfortably nervous but Funky is at peace of mind knowing that he has promised to get better.
Despite SpongeBob's promise, after being on his computer for a bit, he goes downstairs and begins making drinks for himself. Funky is right behind him at this point and is once again worried about SpongeBob's addiction. Funky and SpongeBob have the same conversation as before again, but not without Funky having one of the drinks SpongeBob made and getting drunk himself.
Meanwhile, Hallie got scared by a monster under her bed "Hallie never knows what is lurking in the dark. Darkness is nothing but a veil to hide the most gruesome and terrifying creatures of the night. She feels like they could pop out at any moment! And lately, this man named Vladislaus keeps calling!" "Hallie was unsuccessful in her attempt to communicate with the Monster Under her bed. Looks like it doesn't want to be friends right now." Hallie is now scared to go back to bed and runs downstairs to ask Graggle to spray the monster. Graggle does and the two hug. Hallie is still scared though and ends up sleeping in SpongeBob's bed at one point.
That night, SpongeBob watches the politics channel while playing Tetris on his phone. I think it's at this point SpongeBob realises "what am I doing?" and goes to rehab.
After getting almost no sleep that night, Hallie has her first day at school. At school, she does a test but makes a mistake that means all her answers are one off. She starts to tell the teacher but realises she'll have to take it again. She turns it in anyway but the teacher assigns extra work for Hallie to catch up on because she's a bitch. Hallie starts making enemies at the school.
On a more positive note, SpongeBob is done with his first rehab session! At home he eats some... spoiled food, poisons it, throws it away and then goes to sleep. Hallie is done with school for the day and is doing "satisfactory" work but her teachers think she could easily improve with just a little bit of extra effort. Graggle's also been promoted at work and has therefore completed one of his resolutions, I didn't even think he'd do it.
Graggle looks weird in work clothes.
It's now time for SpongeBob's second rehab session, but he's "pissed off" (this is genuinely what the mod said) and wants a drink. He decides to make a vodka soda before going to rehab for his alcohol addiction. The ghost of Mr. Krabs also messaged Graggle asking if he wanted to go to the "humour and hijinks festival".
A serial killer shows up murdering people outside the household. Hallie wakes up because of a monster living under her bed, but she ends up making friends with the monster. Nonetheless, she heads downstairs and watches the killer murder somebody. She is left terrified, not just because of the murders, but because she's scared of the dark. She eats some food when the killer walks into the household. Hallie rudely introduces himself to the killer and mocks his outfit. Eventually she scares him to the point where he leaves.
That serial killer was from the Friday the 13th franchise by the way.
SpongeBob comes home from rehab and the first thing he does is make some drinks, this is going well. The next day, Graggle sees Mr. Krabs crying and decides to ask what it's like being dead. Mr. Krabs responds positively. It's now time for SpongeBob's third and final rehab session. Graggle and Mr. Krabs are still talking and Mr. Krabs says that Graggle is "so fun to be around! I really enjoy spending time with you, and I hope you feel that way about me, too."
At the Nintendo household, Mario tries to continue writing his "Super Fucking Mario" book. In the basement
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FLOOD!
Wario calls a repair service to fix the flooding warp pipes when he notices that the weed plants have finished growing. He appears to tell Mario about this, but Mario continues writing his book instead. The repair service arrives in the basement to sort out the leaks and appears to be annoyed at how much water is on the floor. Waluigi goes down there to help mop up the water. The repair service doesn't appear to actually be doing much to fix the issue. Back upstairs, Luigi and Wario are playing...
Garfield Kart???
After one game of Garfield Kart, Wario thinks he is ready to try for the real thing and takes a driving test.
Meanwhile, Waluigi is polishing the warp pipes while the repair service that was hired is doing absolutely nothing. Just staring at the weed. Waluigi has had enough of this and rudely introduces himself. After lying about his career, Waluigi steals the man's money, $346 to be exact. The man doesn't respond to this and continues to talk to Waluigi. Waluigi punches him, knocking him out.
Despite the warp pipes still being broken, the man gets up and walks off claiming that "everything looks fixed up and in ship shape." Waluigi slices him with a machete. The Grim Reaper shows up and beats up Waluigi. Luigi appears to celebrate this at first, but then the Grim Reaper assaults both Luigi and Mario too.
Wario confidently returns home from his driving test to see all other members of the household holding their stomach in pain after being beaten up causing Wario to break down in tears. Wario decides he has better things to do and goes gambling. Waluigi calls the police on the Grim Reaper. The police start running circles when they arrive. Waluigi reports the Grim Reaper to them, but they don't respond. Waluigi decides to hold the Grim Reaper hostage for money and the Grim Reaper is knocked out, giving Waluigi a violent sim reputation.
When the Grim Reaper gets up, Waluigi throws a bottle of blood on him to make it look like the Grim Reaper committed a murder. Waluigi notifies the police on this, the two get in a brief fight and the Grim Reaper is arrested by a cop who apparently has the ability to walk through walls. Wario returns home again and this time he sees a cop in the kitchen and decides to introduce himself with a funny introduction.
The next day Mario finally decides to harvest all the weed in the basement. He uses it to cook a weed pizza for the household. Waluigi wakes up and Mario appears to apologise to him over something (maybe Murder Day? I don't remember), Waluigi accepts the apology and even helps Mario with the cooking. The pizza is finished and for some reason they leave it on the floor briefly. Immediately after Luigi picks up a slice, the power goes out. Luigi then insults Waluigi and calls him a rejected Gangsta.
Luigi decides to smoke weed while eating the weed pizza for some reason. The pizza leaves Mario feeling extremely high and he decides to insult Waluigi, I don't know why, he seems to accuse Waluigi of touching him but I don't think he ever did. Mario apologises but the two continue this weird insult battle for a while. Mario ends up in a "THC Overload" and can't handle the "intense edible high!" Mario is so high that he also starts playing Garfield Kart instead of Mario Kart.
Mario then decides to purchase a FlicBuster membership card so the household can watch some movies. He decides to purchase Sims of the Dead which should arrive in a day or two. Luigi's high has made him inspired and he decides to start doing some painting while Mario and Wario do some gambling. Waluigi also joins in later on.
Funky is invited to the house to try some of the weed pizza. A child also knocks at the door and is invited in. The child sits at the table but I don't think they try any of the weed pizza. Out of nowhere, the oven catches on fire. This sets off the fire alarm and the fire service quickly attend the scene. Everyone runs out of the house and the fire is quickly put out.
I don't know what happened there. Another random person is by the door of the house and Luigi invites him in, I guess he doesn't want any pizza to go to waste. Waluigi decides to troll teh forums... For hours... Mario calls the household to have some more weed pizza, the child can't have any of it so they decide to just stare at it, but the other stranger eats a slice. After that, Waluigi decides to put the leftover weed pizza slices in the fridge so they're ready for the next day. Waluigi has one of the slowest walk speeds so this goes on for around two in-game hours.
Luigi bribes Wario $250 so they can be friends again, apparently they didn't like each other before. Luigi then finishes his painting from earlier and sells it to a collector for $144. He also makes a copy of it that he lists on "Plopsy". Luigi starts working on another painting. This painting looks the exact same as the last one he made. He sells this painting to a collector too, this time for $166. The painting on Plopsy isn't getting any buyers, so Luigi decides to rename it "The Sex" to drive up interest. Mario is also mad at something and I know he didn't but it sounded like he told someone to "fuck off!"
THE MAIL'S HERE!
The DVD has arrived and Mario brings out the DVD player so the household can watch Sims of the Dead. 
Once the movie is finished Wario decides to burn a pirated copy of it to another DVD. The pirated copy ends up being in better quality than the one Mario bought. Wario decides to list the pirated copy on Plopsy, which after checking is filled with knitting stuff.
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