E-I-E-I-D'oh

"E-I-E-I-D'oh", also known as "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)", is the fifth episode of Season 11 (originally going to be an episode of Season 10 in production order).
==Synopsis==
Forced to skip town to get out of a duel, Homer moves back to the farmland he lived on as a kid and tries his hand at growing crops, all of which fail except for a tomato/tobacco hybrid plant that makes addicts of anyone who eats it. 
== Full Story ==
The Simpsons go to a movie theater to see The Poke of Zorro. Afterwards Homer, imitating Zorro, frightens Snake away by challenging him to a , slapping him with a glove. He starts to use his dueling glove to get anything he wants from people: First up is Moe, for calling him "heavyset", but after a slap, he gives Homer a free beer. Thus begins a montage to the tune Glove Slap, a parody of The B-52's song "". When at the Kwik-E-Mart, and slapping people to get to the front, a gun-toting Southern colonel actually accepts Homer's challenge, Homer finds himself bound to a duel at the following day. Later that night, Lisa tells him that the National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:00 and they want Homer to stop calling. The family assure that the colonel won't show up and Bart insults Homer for his position. Homer was about to hit Bart to challenge him to a duel; however, his family stares at him because he didn't learn his lesson. The next day, the colonel shows up and is with his wife. They sneak out with Homer clinging to an old Christmas tree and make a break for it. The colonel and his wife set up camp outside the house in his , awaiting the duel. 
With Homer fearing for his life, the family tries to search for a temporary home. Along the way they spy 's Habitat for Humanity: Homer calls Carter a lazy bum, who responds by pulling off his glove to slap him, as Homer has been doing. Homer drives before Carter has a chance to slap him. They find Grampa's old farmhouse on Rural Route 9 outside of Springfield, where they decide to live and, despite the 's high soil pH (it was around 9.8 and he needed a 7.8 max), Homer becomes a farmer.
Homer then pulls up to Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Chuck says, "Well well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car!" to which Homer replies, "This car was made in Guatemala." Sneed, sitting next to Chuck on the front porch of Sneed's Feed & Seed jibes, "Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers." Homer again rejects this ridicule of his class, declaring "I bought these shoes from a Hobo." Chuck grasps at straws, "Well la dee da Mr. Park Avenue manicure." Homer is unperturbed, and enters the store having beaten the guardian sentinels Sneed and Chuck, exclaiming as he enters, "At least I believe in good grooming." Homer then meanders around the store looking for tobacco and potatoes, but accidentally scoops a shovel full of gummi bears, which the elderly cashier points out to him. Homer then exclaims "D'oh!" and consumes the gummi bears.
Homer calls Lenny and requests that he send to make the grow "real big, real fast". They do eventually grow, but since Homer scattered seeds indiscriminately, his main crop is Tomacco, a mix of and , which tastes bitter but is very addictive. Before long people are buying baskets of it, while Marge tries to chip in with a mincemeat pie, it doesn't do as well as the Tomacco. It is such a success that executives from Laramie Cigarettes offer to buy the rights to Tomacco for $150 million.
Homer rejects the offer as insulting, demanding $150 billion for tomacco, which they refuse to pay. Dumped back at the farmhouse, the family sees tomacco-addicted animals from other farms eating their crops. Homer saves the last plant, but when the rest of the animals attack the house, he tosses it into the air and it lands right into the hands of a Laramie executive.
The Laramie executives' helicopter leaves, but a tomacco-addicted sheep has sneaked on board. It creates mayhem, causing the helicopter to fly out of control and crash, destroying the final tomacco plant and killing everyone on board (though the sheep is shown to survive). With all the tomacco crops gone, the Simpsons return to Springfield, forgetting that the Colonel is still there. The Colonel shoots Homer in the arm, but Homer says he will only go to the hospital after having some of Marge's .
==Behind the Laughter==
===Production===
The episode was written by Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Bob Anderson. guest star as themselves.
This episode creates a plot hole in the previous episode, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy", where the farmhouse was burned down by Homer and Abe. The only possible explanation is that "E-I-E-I (Annoyed Grunt)" takes place before "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" or the house was saved or rebuilt and ended up back to its previous state.
This episode actually inspired someone to grow their own Tomacco plant and they actually succeeded.
===Reception===
The episode received positive reviews and is often considered to be a fan favorite. The placed this episode in one of the Top 10 Best Simpsons episodes of all time.The 10 Best Simpsons Episodes Ever.
== Citations ==
fr:Une récolte d'enfer
pl:E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
pt:Homer, o fazendeiro
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