Blanky

Blanky is a Flopbirian myth. Hes actually called Blonzerky but because the language he is called Blonzerky in is almost dead (possibly only 100 people actively speaking it) he is always called Blanky. (which is also the translation) There is an extremely small chance that one dreams of Blanky, in which case one is forced to use pillow and blanket or die of hypothermia. Sleepy Shloopa reported having this dream once. (possibly nc)
Blanky was revered as the god of survival, who provided all the animals the Flopbirian people hunted, blankets, and summer.
== Myth ==
Depictions of Blanky first begin in 455 BC, describing a Flopbirian hunter being saved by Blanky after falling in an ice pit.
"The hunter, skilled in his craft, (stalked/hunted) a (yak/muskox) using a sharpened spear, however the fishermen(?) had carved a hole in the ice, and the hunter did not know. Suddenly the hunter fell into the water, unaware of the fishermens(?) (day at work/session) He gasped in the freezing cold water, at the verge of death. Suddenly, a hand (arrived/came) and dragged him out of the water. The hunter was (confused/going to thank the man) when the man said:
This is a blessing. Remember it.
Suddenly, the man (conjured/spawned) a large ice circle and covered the hole.
Im Blonzerky. Your people live by my blessing. Remember me."
Records begin to describe a man herding animals such as muskox, yak, or sheep into villages to be slaughtered, or scaring away/killing animals that were attacking a village, such as bears and wolves.
"He trembled as he realized the truth. The food supplies were gone. Emptied by the winter before. It was still ongoing. They would die, if it were not for a miracle. However, a miracle would come. And it would come by Blonzerkys hand. The villagers woke up to another day. The lake was emptied of life, and the hunters had not seen animals for a long time. Worst of all, the farmers (crop/plants) (succumbed/died) to the winter and the village was all out of food. They would starve. Chaos would follow. All would fall appart. Suddenly, the mooing of cattle was heard. (20/30) (muskox/yaks) wandered into the village, herded by a man in a large fluffy coat armed only with a tree branch. The animals were now in the village center. The people were frightened by this. Would the creatures come to trample their fields, making their fields dead for good. The man however said: They will not resist. They feel nothing. Slaughter them as you please, and left. The people were shocked, and as they slaughted the beings, the mans words were factual. The beings did not resist, they didnt scream, or fight. They were built for this destiny. The man had summoned them."
Category:Myths