Tit

Tits.
Half the universal population have them.
Usually found in it's plural form, tits are one of man's best friends, and perhaps the meaning of life. 
A tit is a device primarily used for the feeding of young offspring, and in foreplay. 
In her autobiography, Doing the Delta Quadrant, Captain Kathryn Janeway states that her primary reason for "rescuing" Seven of Nine from The Borg was: 
 "frankly because of her awesomely mind-blowing rack." 
Jonathan Archer only allowed women to serve aboard Enterprise who he deemed to have REAL tits.
==Apocrypha==
* Did you know... Not dissimilar from their ears, Vulcan females also have slightly pointed baps. Trip certainly does.
*English Naturalist Charles Dickens was rather fond of Tits. However, it turned out he preferred Finches.
==See Also==
*Boobs
*Barbie of Borg
*Vageanna Troillop
*The Other One on Enterprise who is NOT T'Pol
*That woman who has a little thingy inside of her
Category:Body Parts