The 1st Annual TDS Quiz Bowl, and the Longest Chapter Title Ever!

The twelfth chapter of Total Drama School, posted on December 20, 2010. The seven eliminated contestants return for a trivia-and-dunk-tank-filled showdown.
==Story==
Chris steps out from behind the school. "Hey, viewers." he whispers. "Today is... sort of a special episode. Last time, we had a crazy challenge involving idiotic costumes, an infuriated Chef, and some alliances. In the end, Meg was supposed to be eliminated, but Gary took her place, making the Bling Brothas the Bling Brotha. It's the final 5 now, and we've got a special treat for you. INTERN!"
An intern comes up to Chris. "What?" says the intern timidly.
"I want you to get... them, pile them into the bus, and come back." says Chris.
"Roger." squeaks the intern.
Chris says, "All right. That intern should be back any minute now. I'm going to go to the bathroom."
Much later, Chris says, "Ah, here they are now!"
The School Bus of Losers drives up to Chris, and the intern slowly walks out of it.
"That place is a madhouse." he mutters.
"Yeah," says Chris, "I know. Now, in this bus are the seven sorry losers who didn't make it to the final 5. Let's meet them again. Ricky's up first."
Ricky strolls out of the bus, trips, and falls face-first onto the ground. "Hey, buddy." he grumbles to Chris. "Mind helpin' me up?"
Chris says, "Sure thing." He helps Ricky up. "So, how did you like being voted out first?"
"Don't care." says Ricky. "I sorta learned that I should be a bit more healthy, active and clean. Smell my pits."
A disgusted Chris says, "What?"
"Just do it." says Ricky.
Chris reluctantly smells Ricky's underarms. "Whoa," he says, "They smell like baby powder!"
"Yeah," says Ricky. "I've been puttin' on deodorant."
Chris says, "All right, cool. Now head into the Auditorium. Next up is Emilee, who was voted out second, thanks to Devin and Sharissa returning, and is quite possibly the most normal girl on the face of the planet."
Emilee walks off the bus. "Hello, Chris." she says. "How's it going?"
Chris says, "I can't really have any interesting conversations with you. Emilee, go inside."
Emilee pouts and walks away.
Chris says, "Next was Kurt, who was voted out thanks to Amanda's scheming."
Kurt comes out of the bus. "'Sup, dude?" he says, and gives Chris a fist-bump.
Chris says, "So, Kurt. What did you think about Amanda getting Veronica to vote you off instead of Carson, who could very well win?"
Kurt says, "I was pretty pissed, but at least my bro is still in. He can win it for us, man."
Chris says, "That's good to know. Go inside."
Kurt walks inside, while Chris says, "Up next is Helga, who was voted out because of her obsession with books, and the fact that she was extremely stubborn during a challenge."
Helga comes out reading a book. "Hi," she says, and walks inside.
Chris says, "See what I mean? Please welcome Veronica, who was manipulated by Amanda for the whole game and only realized Amanda was evil right after she was eliminated. Ha-ha. Tha's why I love this show."
Veronica comes out and says, "I'm going to kill Amanda..."
Chef comes out and checks Veronica's pockets for sharp items. He says, "All good. You can go in, little girl." and Veronica evilly walks in.
Chris says, "Aw, crap. Next is Devin."
He takes out some earplugs, but before he can fully put them on, a voice shrieks, "Yo, yo, yo, mah home dawg! Dev-Dev's in th' house, word! And I's gon' win this competish!"
Chris says, "You're not back in the game. You're just going to ask the final 5 questions."
Devin says, "No way, dawg! I'm in it to win it, an' this time I's gon' defeat ev'ryone, shizzle!"
Chris grits his teeth. "Just... get... inside..."
Devin says, "All righ', all righ'."
Chris says, "And finally, the most recent eliminated contestant, everyone's favorite little nerd, Gary."
Gary comes out of the bus. He waves and says, "Over 9000!"
Chris says, "Glad you're back to your old tricks. Now get inside, we have to start the challenge!"
Gary says, "Can't I at least say--"
Chris interrupts him. "Nope."
Inside, Chris says, "Today's challenge took me a pretty long time to come up with, but I assure you, it's going to be a good one. I call this the 1st Annual Total Drama School Quiz Bowl! The final 5 contestants will be answering questions asked by none other than the eliminated students! The questions can be about Total Drama School, like naming people, telling who was eliminated in an episode, that kind of stuff, and they can also be about school subjects! Hooray for educational-ness!"
Alex groans.
"And if you get an answer wrong," Chris continues, "you'll be... well, let's let the final 5 look."
Meg looks down. "Is that a dunk tank?"
Chris replies, "Yes, it is! If you get an answer wrong, the floor under you will open, and you'll plummet into a dunk tank! You'll be sopping wet, for one, and also, you'll lose your chance at invincibility and possibly get eliminated! The last one standing wins! All right. Ricky, you can ask the first question, since you were eliminated first."
Ricky clears his throat. "Um... Who was the first president? This one is for the kid with the weird hair."
Carson says, "I'm guessing you mean me. All right. Who was the first president anyways? Um, let's see, I know the second one was John something-or-other, but the first one..."
Chris is unimpressed. "You learned about this in, like, second grade."
Carson says, "I never payed attention in class. Well, anyways, the first president was... how many guesses can I have?"
Chris says, "How 'bout just one."
Carson says, "Fine then. I'm going to say... William Henry Harrison."
Chris says, "Nice try. He was actually the ninth president, who died in a month because he refused to wear a coat during his inauguration speech. The correct answer was George Washington."
"Oh, yeah! I remember that guy." says Carson. "So what's going to-- AAAAH!" He falls into the dunk tank.
Chris says, "That's why this show is so amazing. Emilee, you can ask next."
"For Sharissa," says Emilee, "What is two plus two?"
Sharissa scoffs. "That's easy. Five."
Time passes, and finally Gary shouts from the audience, "It's actually four."
Chris says, "Gary, you need to get some brains. It's five. Here, I'll show you." He pulls out a calculator, types in "2+2" and it says five. "Sharissa's still in." he says.
Gary says, "WHAT?!?"
Chris says, "Deal with it. Kurt, you're up next."
Kurt says, "To Meg. Maybe this will impress her, my spectacular knowledge of everything sport-related. Who won the 2003 World Series?"
Before he even finishes, Meg says, "Florida Marlins."
Kurt says sadly, "Correct."
Devin nudges him and says, "You ain't gon' get dat chick, bro. Jus' stop tryin'."
Kurt says to Devin, "Shut up."
Devin says, "Fine, bro."
Chris says, "All right, the next ex-student who can ask a question is Helga."
Helga says, "This question is for Alex, because he probably won't be able to answer it correctly. Tee-hee."
Alex says, "Bring it on, nerd."
"Let's see." says Helga. "Who was second voted out in TDS?"
Alex says, "Too easy. Emilee."
"Nope," says Helga.
Alex says, "Wait, what? It was Emilee, wasn't it?"
Helga says, "Hee-hee. Nope. It was a trick question. Devin got voted out second, but then returned. Emilee was voted out fourth, because I'm counting Devin and Sharissa. Chris, let the dunk begin!"
Alex says, "Hey, that's unfa---" and flies into the tank.
Chris says, "As of now, Alex and Carson are out, and cannot win invincibility!"
Carson and Alex begin to grumble.
Chris says, "Veronica, your turn."
Veronica says evilly, "This is for Amanda. Why are you such a @#$%?"
Everyone gasps. Amanda says, "Well, I have... anger problems? I have difficulty controlling my emotions."
Chris says, "Good job."
"Wow," says Veronica, "That's not the answer I was looking for."
Chris says, "Well, she's still in, it seems like, so now, Devin can ask a question."
Everyone groans. "All righ'," says Devin, "I gots a question fo' dat shawty over dere." He points to Meg.
Meg snaps, "What?"
"Well," says Devin, "Ya haf'ta answer dis joke correctly, yo."
Meg says, "I'm good at jokes. Bring it on."
"Why did th' chicken cross th' road, yo?" says Devin.
Meg says, "To get to the other side."
Devin says, "Wrong, yo! Ha ha! It's actually 'cuz he felt like it', word!"
"Chris," Meg says, "You know I was right. So can you please not dunk me?"
"Sorry," says Chris. He pulls the lever, and Meg drops into the water. "All right, that means it's down to Amanda and Sharissa. Gary, you're in charge of the tie breaker. Whoever answers this first wins invincibility, unless it's wrong. Then, the other person wins invincibility."
Gary says, "Oh, goody! All right... What would be a good thing to ask... Oh! I got it! Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
Amanda says, "Hang on... I remember this. It's that annoying thing he always said..." She looks at Gary's shirt, but it has duct tape covering the words. "D'AWWWW!" she screams.
Sharissa says, "That little twerp... I can't let her win..." She then says, "Ov--" but before she can finish, Amanda tackles her.
Chris says, "Order in the court!" and looks at the two girls violently beating each other up.
Sharissa rips off Amanda's shirt, exposing her bra, and screams like a maniac. She throws Amanda's shirt at Ricky, who falls onto the dueling girls.
Chris says, "Quiet! QUIET!" but the girls don't even hear him.
Amanda picks up Sharissa and rams her into the wall, breaking the wall and sending everyone else flying.
Chris blows a whistle. "Stop!"
Amanda and Sharissa look at him. "So, who won?" asks Amanda.
Chris says, "Let's see..." He closes his eyes and spins around. Once he stops, he's pointing to Amanda. "You won," he says to Amanda.
Alex and Meg begin to curse under their breath. "Chris, that's so unfair!" says Meg.
Chris says, "In the event of a tie, that is what must be done. Now, you guys can vote someone off. Besides Amanda."
Confessional (Amanda): This game is mine. Invincibility, again! Man, Chris, I love you. Now, about the voting. It looks like today might be Meg's last day. Bye-bye, freak of nature.
Confessional (Alex): I'm not even really in this competition anymore. I'm just going to hide in the background. I wonder if I can win this whole thing just by being a lazy butt and sleeping. At least I've got Sharissa, who's almost like my human shield. I hope she doesn't get the boot tonight.
'Confessional ('Carson): Crap, man. I think I'm gonna go home tonight. I like Amanda, but she doesn't like me. That's 1 vote. Sharissa will probably vote for me too, considering that she loves Meg and Alex and Amanda has invincibility. That's 2. Alex will probably vote, like, Meg or something, so he's fine. And Meg will try and vote Alex too. So only 2 votes against me, so I hope I'm safe. I wish my Brothas were still here.
Confessional (Sharissa): That fight made my heart beat faaaast! Ripping off Amanda's shirt was the best part! I mean, I'm still really peeved that Amanda won invincibility and not me, but who cares? It's not like anyone here hates me, except Amanda. But I think I'm safe for the night.
Confessional (Meg): I know everyone else seems all chillaxed, but, to tell you the truth, I'm actually extremely worried. I hope I don't get the boot tonight. Amanda will do anything just to get rid of me, and Alex hates me too. Aw, nuts.
At the Main Lobby, Chris says, "Tonight's gonna be a good night, I gotta feeling."
Carson says, "We're all sweating our heads off here. Just get to it."
Chris says, "Dude, will you relax? Anyways, Amanda won invincibility, so she is safe. Also safe is Alex B. Hey, that's a good name for a rapper, you know."
Alex mutters, "I prefer Alex, but whatever. At least I'm not eliminated."
Chris continues, "Sharissa is also safe, I don't know how, but she is. Get up here." Sharissa gets her reward. "And the final A+ of the night goes to..."
"Wait a minute, why did 4 of you vote for Amanda? She has invincibility!"
Confessional (Sharissa): I just couldn't help myself. It's just really fun. I mean, I know Amanda's never going to get eliminated because she's the bad person, and she'll probably grab first place, but it's just really fun doing it!
Chris continues, "Guys, stop being so lame. You know Amanda has invincibility, so go back into the confessional and re-vote. I'm not leaving until someone other than Amanda is eliminated."
Confessional (Meg): Bye-bye, Alex B.
Confessional (Sharissa): I don't care what Chris says, I'm still voting Amanda.
Confessional (Alex): Meg has my vote.
Confessional (Amanda): My theory that nobody here likes me is further proven.
Confessional (Carson): Man, that was priceless. I should just say, "Bye-bye, Amanda!" and push her into the Bus, but then again, that would get me in trouble.
Chris says, "All right. I'll read the votes, because I don't have enough A+'s left. Let's see... 0 votes for Sharissa and Carson, both of you are safe. 1 vote for Amanda. Wait a second, I said no voting for Amanda!"
Sharissa giggles. "Sorry, Chris. I just can't help it!"
Chris says, "All right.Wow, there's 3 votes for somebody here. It's one of you two."
Meg and Alex stare at each other.
"The person with 3 votes against them is..."
"...Meg. And this time, NOBODY can take her place."
Meg says, "All right, guys. It was fun." She walks over to Sharissa and Carson and hugs them.
Amanda giggles, "Bye-bye, turdy."
Meg says, "Amanda, why don't you just @#$&^*%?!"
Amanda says, "Sorry. My role is the antagonist, so I'm supposed to... antagonize people?"
Meg says, "Bye, TDS. I thought I could win, but whatever. There's always another season." She takes off running into the distance.
Chris shouts, "Wait, aren't you supposed to take the School Bus of Losers?"
Meg shouts from the distance, "Nah, I'm good!" and sprints away.
Chris says, "What good is a school bus if nobody's going to use it? Well, anyways, looks like we have our final four! Who will get eliminated next? Find out on Total... Drama... Schooool!"