The CEX Exchange

This is the fourteenth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with a shot of an apartment complex. In her bedroom, an alarm clock goes off, and Polar promptly gets out of bed)
Polar: Good morning UK! I have a feeling that it's gonna be a dreadful day. 
The sun in the sky has a frown on his face.
And he's shining a salute to the British race,
Oh boy it's sad to say, Good morning UK!
Bot: More like bad morning UK.
Polar: Can't be worse than the USA.
Bot: I'm currently being held captive.
(One of Polar’s potted plants comes to life)
Cactus: Speak for yourself. I'm literally being held captive in this stupid pot!
Polar: That’s what you get for being a pricklyphile.
Cactus: I did not have sexual relations with that cactus.
Polar: Suuuure. Whatever you say.
Bot: So what are we gonna do on this dreadful day?
Polar: Honestly… I dunno.
Cactus: While you guys are able to walk, I’m just gonna stay here and stare at you until you do something about this.
Polar: Fine. (she approaches Cactus and pulls them out of the potted plant)
Cactus: Ah, much better.
Aaron: Good morning, pedophiles.
Bot: Hey, that’s my line!
Aaron: Shove that line up your throat and thrust it in, then.
(Bot stares at him)
Polar: Why are the boys always the most perverted ones?
Aaron: Because we have better sex drives? I mean, using your dick is a lot of fu-
(Polar slaps him)
Aaron: Hey, why’d you do that? You know I’m right.
Bot: Hey, anyone wanna go to the CEX store?
Aaron: Heheh because it’s sex.
Polar: I’d mute you if I were a fine lad.
Aaron: Too bad I AM a fine lad.
Bot: C’mon, guys, let’s just go.
(Cut to the four of them in the CEX store)
Polar: I must say, this one fine CEX exchange.
Aaron: Very CEXy.
Bot: Look, guys, I’m just here to look for a new laptop. My current one is done for.
Polar: Well good luck with that. I’m here to get some new joy-cons. My current ones are worn out. (she holds out her joy-cons)
Joy-Cons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bot: I see.
(The four of them go their separate directions)
Bot: Now, what would be a good laptop to get?
CEX clerk: Hello good fellow, I am a CEX slave- I mean clerk! How may I help you today?
Bot: I have many questions.
(Cut to Aaron)
Aaron: I have no idea why I’m here, I’m just a music junkie going along with these other Brits because reasons. Wait on just a second…
(His eyes dart onto a pair of Apple AirPods)
Aaron: AirPods! I heard they’re for the rich kids. Well I’m no rich kid, but I’m sure my parents will understand.
(He takes them off the shelf, and goes over to the checkout)
CEX cashier: That’ll be $169.99, sir.
Aaron: Fuck.
CEX cashier: Hey, language!
Aaron: Says the cashier at the CEX store.
CEX cashier: Point taken.
Aaron: Any other way I can pay besides cash money?
CEX cashier: Well…
(Moaning noises are heard in the store’s bathroom, and Polar looks concerned)
Polar: Uh, Cactus, you might wanna take a listen.
(They both listen to the moaning)
Cactus: I guess the store name doesn’t lie, huh?
Bot: Lucky bastards. Well anyway, I’m gonna check out with my new laptop.
Polar: I got my blue Joy-Cons.
Cactus: I’m a fucking cactus.
Polar: That’s great, honey.
(Bot and Polar check out their items and head for the door. Cactus does the same, albeit slowly.)
Polar: Say, where’s Aaron?
Bot: I bet he’s in the bathroom.
(Aaron rushes out of the bathroom with a pair of AirPods, rushes over to the trio, and pants heavily.)
Polar: So… how was your… CEX?
Aaron: Shut up.
(end)
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