Death Prefered to Live

===(The name of the episode was changed from Death > Live, to, Death Preferred to Live, because the creator of the page couldn't put the > in the title)===
===Preview===
A drag racer gets hit; a stoner gets kissed to death; a music lover doesn't hear death coming; pervert orders the death by chocolate; a young woman's stupidity kills her; bad cop gets gassed; a wedding crushers crashes.
AIRED ON: MAY 12, 2019
===Deaths===
Death #	Event Name 	Date 	Place 	Circumstances of Death
3143 	Cr-OWE! Bar 	July 5, 2007 	Huntington Beach, California	A woman makes fun of people with cancer and other diseases. A man with a mental disease grabs a crowbar and whacks the woman over the head. She dies instantly from a cracked skull and smashed brain, causing brain hemorrhage.
1937 	Soccer Balled 	August 16, 2005 	Hayward, California 	A cocky soccer player is golly during a game. He gets hit in the head with the soccer ball and causes his brain to bleed and the force sends him into the pole of the goal, cracking his skull and smashing his brain. He dies instantly from brain hemorrhage.
7095 	Mill-Tear-y 	January 21, 2009 	Fort Supply, Oklahoma 	A group of woman hide behind military targets. They jump out from behind the targets and a group of soldiers shoot the woman to death with M16s. They all die from blood loss.
8108 	Choke-Late 	June 19, 2007 	Hershey, PA 	A tourist takes a tour of a chocolate factory. She repeatedly verbally sexually harasses the male tour guide. When she tries to touch him, he reflexively spins around and knocks her off the catwalk into a vat of chocolate. The agitator in the vat knocks her out, and she drowns. (Based on death of Vincent Smith II)
4936 	Junk Tart 	August 22, 2008 	Sandy Springs, Georgia 	A woman trespasses into a junk yard. A ramp breaks under a disabled cars weight and it slides down into the woman. The woman gets pinned against another car, dying from broken ribs and a punctured heart. She dies in seconds from blood loss.
2884 	Iron-y 	October 1, 2011 	New York, NY 	A man robs another man of $50. He crosses a street and is coincidentally hit by the man he robbed in his car. The impact cracked his ribs, punctured his heart and severed his spinal cord. He dies instantly from blood loss and paralysis.
7013 	Cat Fight On A Cold Stoned Pavement	September 8, 2007	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 	A woman gets in a cat fight with another woman. The one who started the pointless fight retreats, but trips over her heels and falls and hits the pavement. The impact broke her ribs and punctured her heart, killing her instantly.
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