Fools

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: It was a 2-0 vote… Crazy and Vanessa are up for eviction!
Crazy: Haha you’re funny.
Granite: What?
Crazy: Come on. It’s April 1st, we know that Hoopla and Girly Teengirl are up for eviction.
Granite: Everybody please vote.
Crazy: Once again, absolutely hilarious honestly.
Vanessa: Crazy I-
Crazy: Vanessa shut up.
Granite: Wow looks like it was a unanimous vote again. Crazy, you have been evicted!
Crazy: Dude man bro you’re actually so funny. 
(Steve carries Crazy to the stage)
Crazy: Hey wait this wasn’t a joke was it.
Steve: Nope.
Crazy: Dammit!
Granite: Okay guys let’s get to your challenge. 
Keanu: Well, what is it?
Granite: Today only one person from each duo will be participating. Except for the loners, they’ll have to go regardless. The 8 people participating will go into the room and find a button. You have to push the button to move on. The catch? There’s only 7 buttons. Each room there will be one person eliminated, and then that person will be trapped in that room until the challenge is over. There is an exit at the end. Whoever comes out of that exit wins for their duo. Please decide which member of your duo will be participating.
(Cut to the entrance to the challenge)
Granite: Alright here’s who’s going. We have SpongeBob, Noseward, Girly Teengirl, Vanessa, Keanu, Monty, Sonic, and Mama Krabs. Are you guys ready?
Girly Teengirl: Well actually-
Granite: Go!
(Granite opens the door and everybody frantically searches for buttons)
SpongeBob: Oh hey I found one!
Vanessa: Me too!
(SpongeBob and Vanessa push their buttons and get teleported to the next room. Sonic and Mama Krabs follow behind. Then Monty and Noseward, leaving Keanu and Girly Teengirl)
Keanu: Got it!
Girly Teengirl: Wait no!
(Zany music starts playing over a montage of the challenge. In the second room there is a dense forest, and everybody except Noseward gets out. The third room is a coral reef, and everybody except Mama Krabs gets out. The fourth room is an underwater heat vent spewing lava everywhere. Everybody except Monty gets out. The fifth room is completely empty except three buttons in three corners)
Sonic: (speeds over to button and pushes it) got it!
SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhh (grabs and pushes button)
Vanessa: I didn’t come this far to get out now! 
(Vanessa grabs a button and pushes it)
Keanu: Aw man!
(Cut to room six, which has a bunch of insane jumps to get to two buttons)
Sonic: So glad I have super speed. 
Vanessa: Me too, sort of.
SpongeBob: Wait guys!
(SpongeBob gets eliminated. The final room is a temple with a button at the top that opens a slide to the exit)
Sonic: Lemme just run up there quick. It was a great attempt Vanessa but ultimately you had no chance-
(Vanessa pushes the button and wins, then leaves through the exit)
Granite: Vanessa wins! Everybody else can come out for the nomination ceremony.
Vanessa: Okay.
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Vanessa: First I’m going to nominate Sonic for being very cocky during that challenge. Also he’s won before. And uhhhh let’s also nominate the squids because I feel like it.
Sully: I’m sure you’ll have second thoughts once you meet my glo-
Noseward: Shhhhhhhh
Granite: So viewers, who’s going to be the next person evicted?
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