A Health's Warming Tail

Musical guest: Kendrick Lamar (with the latter with Chantal Kreviazuk and Jay Rock)
guest stars - Anthony Anderson and Tracee Ellis Ross
== Script ==
Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck] Ice cream! Ice cream!
June: Aw, face it. Our salvation isn't just going to roll by on the back of some truck.
Lyle Baxter: Woo, I gotta replace that window.
(So it would seem, Many children frolic and play in the pool)
Henry: [coming up for air] Look, I snatched five bathing suits!
(All good things must come to an end, however.)
Lyle Baxter: OK, girls and boys, time's up. Everybody out!
[kids groan, leave]
June: Time's up?
Henry: So long, I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes. [hugs her] Have a good life. [holds his breath, submerges, but comes up again gasping]
Lyle Baxter: Sorry, kid. We gotta fill this thing with epsom salts and jam it on over to the old folks' home.
Henry: Oh well. Same time tomorrow?
Lyle Baxter: [laughs] No way, son. One day of summer is all we're budgeted for. I guess it is kind of a tease.
June: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of... Can we have a pool 
Mr. Stockdale: I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Mr. Stockdale: All right. Everybody in the pool!
[the doorbell rings]
Henry's mom: Who could that be?
[she answers it; a huge crowd of children in bathing suits smiles]
Sean: Uh, hello, er, Mrs. Is your pool ready yet?
Henry's mom: Mmm...
(The house is filled with yelling children in bathing suits. Henry's mom, conscientious hostess that she is, makes sandwiches for everyone)
Henry's mom: are all these children friends of yours?
Henry: Friends and well-wishers, yes.
(everyone frolics in the pool)
Henry: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump!
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