A Muppet Family Christmas 2 transcript

== Prologue: Our Most Favorite Time of the Year ==
Announcer: "And now, ABC Network presents: A Muppet Family Christmas 2, starring Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the great Gonzo, the Electric Mayhem band, Rizzo the Rat, Bean Bunny, Dr. Honeydew and Beaker, Statler and Waldorf, Scooter, Skeeter, Pepe the King Prawn, Walter, Johnny Fiama, Sal Minella, Rowlf the Dog, Summer Penguin and the rest of the entire Muppet gang."
(Location: Stage, Miss Maxwell walking)
Miss Maxwell: Hello, everybody. I hear by to tell you that the following sequel. It is called A Muppet Family Christmas 2. Enjoy the Sequel.
[Music In Background]
The Muppet friends are driving around in the Electric Mayhem bus on their way to Fozzie's mother, Emily's house.
Kermit: It's our most favorite time of the year 
Gonzo: there'll be stockings for hanging and popcorn for popping and cheer
Bean: it's our most favorite time of the year
Fozzie: it's our most favorite time of the year
Scooter: there'll be gifts for wrapping and chestnuts for toasting and cheer
Skeeter: it's our most favorite time of the year
Rowlf: it's our most favorite time of the year
Miss Piggy: the young kids will be laughing and dancers will be dancing and cheer
Janice: it's our most favorite time of the year
Swedish Chef: It's oooor must fefureete-a teeme-a ooff zee yeer
Mildred Huxtetter: there'll be cookies for baking and trees decorating and cheer
All Muppet friends: It's our most favorite time of the year
The Electric Mayhem bus eventually pulls right up to Emily's farm house.
== Scene 1: Emily's farm house ==
Kermit: "Okay, gang, here we are, now I'll just ring the door bell, but only once, not twice."
Kermit walks right up to Emily's door step.
Kermit: [Ringing Door Bell]
Emily: "Oh, my son and his good friends must be here already."
Emily walks right over to the front door and opens the door to let Kermit, Fozzie and the others inside.
Emily: "Kermit, Fozzie, everybody, welcome back to my house, come inside and make yourselves nice and warm."
Kermit, Fozzie and the rest of the Muppet friends including Kermit and Miss Piggy's twin son and daughter, Kermit Jr. and Bethany and Link Hogthrob and Denise's piglets: Horace, Boris, Jasper and Sophie walk right inside Emily's farm house.
Doc: "Everybody, meet my niece, Olivia Albertson."
Olivia: "Hi there, it's nice nice meeting you guys."
Kermit Jr.: "Wow, Bethany, look at all of those wonderful Christmas decorations."
Bethany: "I know, Toby, even Mother and Daddy are enjoying it themselves."
Horace: "They even got a gingerbread house here,"
Boris: "and a gingerbread castle as well."
Jasper: "I sure hope there are gingerbread knights,"
Sophie: "and gingerbread princesses as well too."
Kermit: "Alright, you guys, right before the fun thrilled party can begin, I'm gonna tell all of you that I just invited more good friends to come over here."
Walter: "Who did you invite to this party, Kermit?"
Kermit: "I invited the gang from Sesame Street, the Big Blue House, the swamp, Frog Town Hollow, Dog City, Fraggle Rock and The Animal Show to this super thrilling Christmas house party." 
Skeeter: "Wow, Kermit, that sounds like a lot of Christmas house party guests."
Fozzie: "In fact, here come the 1st guests right now."
Kermit looks right out the window and sees the Sesame Street gang members coming right up their door step.
Kermit: "Oh my gosh, it's the Sesame Street gang, I don't believe they're here!"
Summer: "I know, Kermit, it's really them!"
Cut to Ernie, Bert, Grover, Elmo, Big Bird, Telly, Baby Bear, Cookie Monster, Mr. Johnson, Rosita, Farley, Count Von Count, Herry, Snuffy, Zoe, Pairie Dawn, Gladys, Don Music, Forgetful Jones, Placido Flamingo, Oscar, Abby, Julia, Rudy, Wolfgang and the 2 Headed Monster outside.
Ernie: "Hey, Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Sesame Street, everybody!"
Rosita: "Feliz Navidad to all of you out there!"
Julia: "Happy holidays!"
Rudy: "Just feel the lovely snowflakes drifting down from the skies above."
Abby: "Such lovely beautiful snowflakes."
Wolfgang: [Barking And Howling In Excitement]
All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): Here we come a caroling, among the leaves so green
here we come a wand'ring, so fair to be seen
love and joy, come to you, and a merry Christmas too
so we send you and wish you a happy new year
and we send you a happy new year
Oscar: "I'm gonna stay outta this 1."
Oscar hides his head back inside his trash can.
Big Bird: we are not daily beggars that beg from door to door
but we are neighbors' children who you have seen before
All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too
so we send you and wish you a happy new year
and we send you a happy new year
Ernie: but master and mistress as you sit by the fire
Bert: think of us poor children who wander in the mire
All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you, and a merry Christmas too
so we send you and wish you a happy new year
and we send you a happy new year
Elmo: so bless the master of this house likewise the mistress too
Farley: and all the little children that round table, go
All Sesame Street gang members (except Oscar): love and joy come to you and a merry Christmas too
so we send you and wish you a happy new year
and we send you a happy new year…………
Forgetful Jones: "Alright, pardners, the Christmas house party is that way, let's go inside everybody."
The Sesame Street gang members enter the Muppet Family Boarding House.
Dr. Teeth: "Well, we're so thrilled you guys could make it."
They all walk right past Swedish Chef, who is preparing the Christmas party dinner and dessert foods in the kitchen.
Swedish Chef: Deck zee hells, let's throo thees perty
Singing Food: Fa la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Cookie Monster: "Oh boy, yummy good."
Rizzo: "Hey, you know what, Oscar? your trash can doesn't seem like a bad place t'sleep ova' in tonight."
Oscar: "Well, you're absolutely right, I wouldn't mind having a rat like you sleeping over in my trash can like last time."
Telly: "So, Kermit, now that we're all here, let's just sit around and relax 'til the next guests get here."
Kermit: "Okay, Telly, good idea."
They all sit right back and relax, 'til they hear the next guests coming right up the door step.
Baby Bear: "Hey, I heaw them, I heaw the next guests coming wight up the doow step."
They all look out the window and see the Fraggle Rock gang coming right up their door step.
Gobo: "Happy Festival of the Bells from Fraggle Rock, everybody!"
Red: "Seasons greetings and yuletide carols!"
Mokey: "And best wishes from all of us!"
Wembley: "Let's go inside, everybody!"
Boober: "Yeah, let's go!"
Gobo, Red, Mokey, Wembley and Boober go inside Emily's farm house.
Emily: "Okay, we got the gang from Sesame Street and the gang from Fraggle Rock,"
Kermit: "and we're still waiting for our good friends from the swamp, the Big Blue House, Frog Town Hollow, Dog City and The Animal Show to arrive."
Mokey: "Wow, Kermit, that's a lot of good friends from other television shows."
Walter: "I even watch them on my DVD player at home in the Muppet Family Boarding House."
Wembley: "Look, you guys, Goggles, Croaker and Blotch are coming right up the door step."
Cut to Goggles, Croaker and Blotch walking right up the door step.
Goggles: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the swamp, everybody,"
Croaker: "best wishes from all frogs and toads in the universe,"
Blotch: "and seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you around here!"
The 3 good friends enter the farm house.
Kermit: "Oh good, you guys are here, now why don't you make yourselves comfortable right before our good friends from the Big Blue House arrive, then other good friends from Frog Town Hollow, Dog City and the Animal Show."
Elmo: "Oh look, everybody, Elmo sees the gang from the Big Blue House."
Kermit: "Oh boy, they're here already."
Cut to Bear, Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip and Pop walking right up to the door step......
Bear: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the Big Blue House, everybody,"
Ojo: "Mistletoe and snowflakes on the go,"
Treelo: "here we come!"
Tutter: "I can hardly wait to enjoy the Christmas Eve dinner meal here!"
Pip and Pop: "So can we!"
The 6 good friends enter the farm house.
Kermit: "Good, very good, now we're still waiting for our good friends from Dog City to show up, hey, Gonzo, can you please give Artie a call on the telephone to make sure he's not too far away from here?"
Gonzo: "Yes, Kermit, I'll give him a call right away."
Gonzo goes right over to the wireless telephone and dials Artie's telephone number.
Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Hello? Artie?"
Artie (on other wireless telephone): "Gonzo, is that really you?"
Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Of course it's me, I was just calling to ask you where you are right now."
Artie (on the other wireless telephone): "Well, me and my dog friends from Dog City are still in San Francisco, but we'll be there shortly."
Gonzo (on wireless telephone): "Okay, we'll see you later when you arrive."
Gonzo and Artie both hang up the wireless telephones.
Gonzo: "Alright, I just got off the telephone with Artie, he said that he and his dog friends from Dog City are still in San Francisco, but they'll be here shortly."
Kermit: "Oh good, now we don't need to worry about them getting stuck in a great big snowstorm."
[Sounds Of Truck Engine Purring]
Robin: "Oh look, here they come right now."
Kermit looks right out the window.
Kermit: "Robin's absolutely right, the gang from Dog City has arrived."
Cut to Artie, Eliot, Colleen, Terri, Bruno, Bowser and Ms. Fluffé coming right up the door step.....
Artie: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Dog City, everybody!"
Eliot: "Plenty of mistletoe to go around!"
Colleen: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you out there!"
Rowlf: (opening the door for his puppy dog friends and Ms. Fluffé) "The fun thrilled party's right this way, come inside, my good friends."
Terri: "Thanks a bunch, Rowlf."
Bruno: "I really appreciate it."
Bowser: "So do I."
Ms. Fluffé: "Such lovely manners indeed."
Kermit: "Okay, we have the Sesame Street gang, the Fraggle Rock gang, my other good friends, Croaker, Goggles and Blotch from the swamp, but we're still waiting for the gang from Frog Town Hollow to arrive."
Walter: "In fact, here they come right now!"
Kermit: "Oh my gosh, they're here already!"
Cut to the Frog Town Hollow gang arriving at the door step........
Emmett: "Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Frog Town Hollow, everybody!"
Ma Otter: "And seasons greetings and yuletide carols to all of you out there!"
George: "Come on, you guys, let's get inside, everybody's been waiting."
Melissa: "Let's get this Christmas party moving."
The Frog Town Hollow gang go right inside the farm house.
Kermit: "Alright, they're here now, we just need to wait for the gang from The Animal Show to arrive."
Skeeter: "Oh look, you guys, here they come right now."
Butch: "I don't believe this."
Cut to Jake, Armstrong, Stinky and Ollie coming right up the door step........
Jake: "Merry Christmas and Happy holidays from The Animal Show, everybody!"
Armstrong: "Let's hope there's plenty of gingerbread to go around!"
Stinky: "Jingle bells and pine tree smells, all over the place!"
Ollie: "Seasons greetings and yultide carols for all of you out there!"
Jake, Armstrong, Stinky and Ollie go right inside the farm house.
Kermit: "Oh good, everybody's here now, I wonder how the gang from The Christmas Toy is doing."
=== The Christmas Toy house ===
Apple: "Wow, it sure is gonna be a lovely winter holiday after all."
Mew: "You said it right, Apple."
Balthazar: "It sure is nice to be in this bedroom where there's plenty of time for playtime."
Rugby: "I wonder how Kermit and the others are doing at the Christmas house party."
Ditz: "I'm wondering the exact same thing too."
Belmont: "So am I."
=== Back at Emily's farm house ===
Doc: "Hey, all of you fellows,"
Oliva: "there's a news report on television."
The Muppet friends and Emily go right in the living room to watch the news report on television.
Newsman: "This just in, a news report tells that Santa and Mrs. Claus have been kidnapped by Kermit and Piggy's evil counterparts, Constantine and Miss Poogy."
Miss Piggy: "What the-"
Walter: "I don't believe this!"
Santa Claus: "I'm being held prisoner by these freakos!"
Mrs. Claus: "I can't even budge 1 single inch!"
Constantine: "Now we got you right where we want you."
Miss Poogy: "Time to kiss your candy canes and gingerbread goodbye."
Newsman: "So don't just sit around, go out there and fight them off."
Kermit: "Okay, you guys heard what the Newsman said, we gotta go out there and fight off Constantine and Miss Poogy, let's go, gang."
Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, Skeeter, Walter, Bean, Rizzo, Bunsen, Beaker, Beauregard and Chip go off on their mission quest while Toby, Bethany, Emily, Doc, the Swedish Chef and Sprocket are staying at home and in charge of the Christmas party foods and decorations.
=== Outside Fisher-Reynolds Street ===
Constantine: "Well, that's the last of it, Poogy."
Miss Poogy: "You said it, Constantine."
Miss Piggy (off screen): "Not so fast, you villains!"
Kermit: "Now let Santa and Mrs. Claus go right this instant!"
Constantine: "Oh yeah? how are you gonna do that?"
Miss Piggy prepares to karate kick Constantine and Miss Poogy.
Miss Piggy: "Hiiii-yah!"
Constantine and Miss Poogy are all knocked out and Scooter unties Santa and Mrs. Claus from the ropes.
Santa Claus: "Oh finally."
Mrs. Claus: "Now we can get back home to the North Pole."
Santa Claus: "Thanks a bunch, Kermit and Muppet friends."
Kermit: "You're welcome, come on, gang, let's all get back to Fozzie's mother's farm house."
They all walk around on their way back to Emily's farm house.
=== Back inside Emily's farm house ===
Kermit: “Okay, gang, now that we’ve all gathered here, who wants to go 1st? how ‘bout you, Scooter?”
Scooter, Fozzie and Rowlf go right up to the karaoke machine and Scooter turns it on.
Prairie Dawn: “This is gonna be real good.”
[Sleigh Ride On Karaoke Machine]
Scooter: Just hear those sleigh bells jingling 
ring ting tingling too 
come on it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Fozzie: outside the snow is falling 
and friends are calling yoo-hoo
come on it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Rowlf: giddiyap, giddiyap, let’s go
Scooter: let’s look at the show
Fozzie: we’re riding in a wonderland of snow
Rowlf: giddiyap, giddiyap
it’s grand
just holdin’ your hand
Scooter: these wintery days are the song of a wintery fairy land
Fozzie: our cheeks are nice and rosy 
and comfy cozy are we
we’re snuggled up together 
like 2 birds of a feather would be
Rowlf: let’s take that road before us 
and sing a chorus or 2
come on
it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Scooter: there’s a birthday party at the home of farmer gray
it’ll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
Fozzie: we’ll be singing the songs 
we love to sing 
without a single stop
Rowlf: at the fireplace
while we watch the chestnuts pop
Scooter: there’s a happy feeling 
nothing in the world can buy
when they pass around the candy and the pumpkin pie
Rowlf: it’ll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
Fozzie: these wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives
Rowlf: just hear those sleigh bells jinglin’
ring ting tinglin’ too
come on
it’s lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you
Scooter: outside the snow is falling 
and friends are calling yoo-hoo
come on
it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Fozzie: sleigh ride together with you
Rowlf: sleigh ride together with you
Scooter: sleigh ride with you…….
Kermit: “That was fantastic you guys, now we’ve got 2 more to go: When the River Meets the Sea, and Do You Hear What I Hear?, which is a fantastic group song to sing along with.”
[When The River Meets The Sea On Karaoke Machine]
Gonzo: When the mountain touches the valley
all the clouds are taught to fly
as our souls will leave this land most peacefully
Rowlf: though our minds be filled with questions
in our hearts will understand
when the river meets the sea
Scooter: like a flower that has blossomed 
in this dry and barren sand
Robin: we are born 
and born again
most gracefully
Ernie: plus the winds of time 
will take us 
with a sure and loving hand
Grover: when the river meets the sea
Prairie Dawn: patience my brothers 
and patience my son
in that sweet and final hour 
truth and justice will be done
Count Von Count: like a baby when it is sleeping 
in its mother’s loving arms
Lew Zealand: what a newborn baby dreams 
is a mystery
Bean: a mystery
Scooter: but this life will find a purpose
and in time we’ll understand
Rizzo: when de river meets de sea
Bunsen: when the river meets the almighty sea
Kermit: “Last but not least is Do You Hear What I Hear? and right after that, it’s dinner time, dessert time and gift opening time for all of us.”
[Do You Hear What I Hear? On Karaoke Machine]
Kermit: Said the little lamb to the Shepard boy
do you hear what I hear?
Miss Piggy: do you hear what I hear?
Fozzie: ringing through the night 
Shepard boy
do you hear what I hear?
Walter: do you hear what I hear?
Scooter: a star, a star, dancing in the night, 
with a tail as big as a kite, 
with a tail as big as a kite
Grover: said the night wind to the little lamb
do you see what I see?
Robin: do you see what I see?
Mildred Huxtetter: a child, a child
shivers in the cold
let us bring him silver and gold
let us bring him silver and gold 
Gonzo: said the king to the people everywhere
listen to what I say
Rizzo: pray fo’ peace
people everywhere
listen t’what I say
Beauregard: a child, a child
sleeping in the night
he will bring us goodness and light
he will bring us goodness and light.
Kermit: “Okay, everybody, let’s all head over to the dining room and grab a Christmas party dinner meal.”
Kermit, Walter and the Muppet friends walk right over to the dining room table, and begin sitting down at it.
Kermit: “Now right before we eat and drink, I think we should begin a Christmas party praise, go ahead, Rowlf.”
Rowlf: “Okay, here goes.”
Rowlf: [Clears Throat] “Dear God, thank you for this lovely Christmas party dinner meal and thank you for our good friends and true family members, amen.”
Animal: "Amen."
Mildred Huxtetter: “Very nice indeed.”
They all begin serving 1 another and enjoying their Christmas Party dinner meals then dessert meals.
Later, in the living room during gift opening time………
Walter: “Hey, you guys, do you remember when you did that television Christmas special with John Denver right before his passing back in 1997?”
Kermit: “Oh yeah, in fact, I even remember when he sang all of those wonderful Christmas songs with all of us right before you came along, Walter.”
Gonzo: “I sure do remember the good old days with John, do any of you remember when we all sang that real good song called The 12 Days of Christmas?”
Robin: “Of course I do, in fact, who could forget about it?”
Grover: “I remember it like a very long time ago.”
Kermit: “In fact, let’s do it in John’s memories right now, hit it, Rowlf.”
Rowlf: [Playing 12 Days Of Christmas On Piano]
Walter: On the 1st day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree
Kermit: on the 2nd day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Gonzo: on the 3rd day of
Christmas
my true love gave to me
3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Robin: on the 4th day of
Christmas
my true love gave to me
4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Miss Piggy: on the 5th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Fozzie: on the 6th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Rowlf: on the 7th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
7 swans a swimming
Fozzie: 6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Lew Zealand: on the 8th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
8 maids a milking
Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming
Fozzie: 6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Scooter: on the 9th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
9 ladies dancing
Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking
Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming
Fozzie: 6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Waldorf: on the 10th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
Statler: 10 lords a leaping
Scooter: 9 ladies dancing
Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking
Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming
Fozzie: 6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Ernie: on the 11th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
11 pipers piping
Waldorf: 10 lords a leaping
Scooter: 9 ladies dancing
Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking
Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming
Fozzie: 6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree
Grover: on the 12th day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
12 drummers drumming
Ernie: 11 pipers piping
Statler: 10 lords a leaping
Scooter: 9 ladies dancing
Lew Zealand: 8 maids a milking
Rowlf: 7 swans a swimming
Fozzie: 6 geese a laying
Miss Piggy: 5 golden rings
Robin: 4 calling birds
Gonzo: 3 French hens
Kermit: 2 turtle doves
Walter: and a partridge in a pear tree………
Kermit: “That was great, you guys, you’re all fantastic.”
Scooter: “Now let’s just sit back and relax by the fireplace.”
Robin: "Oh boy, this is turning out to be 1 big Christmas party."
[Music In Background]
Robin: I'll be home for Christmas
you can count on me
please have snow and mistletoe
and presents on the tree
Robin (continued): Christmas Eve will find you
With a love like me
I'll be home for Christmas
if only in my dreams
Robin: Christmas Eve will find me
with a love like me
Robin (continued): I'll be home for Christmas
if only in my dreams
if only in my dreams
[Rock And Roll Music]
Electric Mayhem Band members: Jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell rock,
jingle bells swing 
and jingle bells ring
Dr. Teeth: snowin' and blowin' up 
bushels of fun
Janice: now the jingle hop has begun
Electric Mayhem band members: jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell rock,
jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Floyd: Dancin' and prancin' 
in Jingle Bell Square
in the frosty air
Janice: what a bright time 
it's the right time
to rock the night away
Floyd: jingle bell time 
is a swell time
to go glidin' in a 1 horse sleigh
Dr. Teeth: giddy-up jingle horse 
pick up your feet
jingle around the clock
mix and a-mingle 
in the jinglin' beat
that's the jingle bell rock 
yeah
Electric Mayhem band members: jingle bell 
jingle bell
jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing 
and jingle bells ring
snowin' and blowin' up 
bushels of fun
now the jingle hop has begun
Floyd: jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell twist
jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dr. Teeth: dancin' and prancin' 
in Jingle Bell Square
in the frosty air
Janice: what a bright time
it's the right time
to rock the night away
jingle bell time is a swell time
to go glidin' in a 1 horse sleigh
Floyd: giddy-up jingle horse
kick up your feet
jingle around the clock
mix and a-mingle 
in the jinglin' feet
that's the jingle bell 
that's the jingle bell
that's the jingle bell rock.....
Clifford: "Alright, let's do the next 1."
[Music In Background]
Kermit: Frosty the Snowman 
is a jolly happy soul 
with his corn cob pipe 
and his button nose 
and his eyes are made from coal
Clifford: Frosty the Snowman 
is a fairy tale they say 
he was made from snow
but the children know
how he came to life that day
Gonzo: there must’ve been some magic 
in that old silk hat they found
 Robin: for when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around
Rowlf: Frosty, the Snowman
was alive as he could be;
and the children say 
he could laugh and play,just the same as you and me 
Scooter: thumpety thump, thump
thumpety thump, thump
look at Frosty go
Walter: thumpety thump, thump, 
thumpety thump, thump
over the hills of snow
Fozzie: Frosty the Snowman
knew the sun was hot that day
so he said
let's run 
and we'll have some fun 
now before I melt away
Kermit: Down to the village
with a broomstick in his hand
running here and there
all around the squaresaying 
catch me if you can
Walter: he led them down 
the streets of town 
right to the traffic cop
Gonzo: and only paused 1 minute
when he heard him holler 
stop
Fozzie: Frosty the Snowman 
had to hurry on his way
but he waved goodbye
saying don't you cry 
I'll be back again someday........
Pepe: "Okay, now I'm doing this 1 Spanish style."
[Mexican Christmas Music In Background]
Pepe: Feliz Navidadfeliz Navidadfeliz Navidadprospero ano y felicidad
Pepe (continued): feliz Navidadfeliz Navidadfeliz Navidadprospero ano y felicidad
Fozzie: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Gonzo: I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
Rizzo: I wanna wish you a merry Christmasfrom de bottom of my hea't
Kermit: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Walter: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
Scooter: I wanna wish you a merry Christmas 
from the bottom of my heart
Kermit: "Okay, guys, let's do the final 1 right before bedtime."
Waldorf: "Well, Kermit, just leave it to me and Statler here."
Statler: "You got it, Waldorf."
[Music In Background]
Waldorf: I'm dreaming 
of a white Christmasjust like the 1s I used to knowwhere the treetops glistenand children listento hear sleigh bells in the snow
Statler: I'm dreaming 
of a white Christmaswith every Christmas card I writemay your days be merry and brightand may all your Christmases be light
Waldorf: I'm dreaming 
of a white Christmaswith every Christmas card I writemay your days be merry and brightand may all your Christmases be light
Kermit: "Okay, it's bedtime, everybody."
Kermit and his Muppet friends fall asleep in their sleeping bags and air mattresses while Emily is asleep in her masters' bedroom.
Link Hogthrob: "You know what, Denise? this is turning out to be the most wonderful Christmas house party in the entire universe."
Denise: "Well, Link, you said it, my 1 true love."
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