ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé

The Town, Tauen, Tøn, Tøęn, Tøęnñ, Ťøœęnñ, Ťœœüęnññ, Castle, Hamlevillege, Ham or County of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé, explicity ordained as the safest, most holy, high crowned, royal-filled and overlorded of the lands of the Crown of Asturleœneyese and Outer Hemberdyes, is a Town, Tauen, Tøn, Tøęn, Tøęnñ, Ťøœęnñ, Ťœœüęnññ, Castle, Hamlevillege, Ham or County that is member to and of the most highest and glorious of crowns, the Crown of Astureœneyese and the Outer Hemberdyes. While most of thine folk haft naught bæt huæœrď of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé, thais reading shælt hææëœpefulye gifeft froft thau teh noœôleʒe nÿêéded to overstÿùûond thaust lant und thist vhœlg.
==The Grand Story of the Town, Tauen, Tøn, Tøęn, Tøęnñ, Ťøœęnñ, Ťœœüęnññ, Castle, Hamlevillege, Ham or County of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé==
Thus shault vee ender thaust landen ouf noœôleʒe and formaʒeioun of innvo on thast landen ouf thein Tonn, Təuen, Tøn, Tøęn, Tøęnñ, Ťøœęnñ, Ťœœüęnññ, Hauæëztlau, Hoœômleufilauʒei, Hoœôm or Kùûÿnñþfe of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé. Bekommst gomvort ouf dhaæëpl and prepaâæëÿrœu vour e græëhþft reeteæëling!
===Chronicle I===
First wÿê must disʒçuss thÿê foøœnding of thÿê Town, Tauÿên, Tøn, Tøęn, Tøęnñ, Ťøœęnñ, Ťœœüęnññ, ʒçastlÿê, Hamlÿêvillÿêgÿê, Ham or ʒçoøœnty of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé. Thþÿis oʒçʒçurrÿêd in 827 Augÿê Vitÿênauh. Thÿê glorioøœs foøœndÿêr of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé was Hÿênry Ubbÿêr, who had ʒçomÿê down from thÿê land of Ubbÿêr. Hÿênry built a shaʒçk madÿê of finÿê rosÿê and ʒçÿêlÿêry wood, thÿên madÿê anothÿêr shaʒçk of finÿê rosÿê and tintÿêd wood, thÿên onÿê morÿê shaʒçk madÿê of purÿê rosÿê wood and thÿên hÿê madÿê for bÿêd, having workÿêd but a day. In a drâæm hÿê saw thÿê rÿêʒçkoning of thÿê world, split apart by thÿê laʒçk of shaʒçks madÿê of finÿê rosÿê and othÿêr forms of wood, split apart by a thoøœsand and six rifts whþÿiʒçh all sʒçrÿêÿêʒçhÿêd, bÿêmoanÿêd and ʒçallÿêd oøœtwards to Hÿênry Ubbÿêr, dÿêmandÿêd of hþÿim to ʒçonstruʒçt morÿê finÿê rosÿê shaʒçks. Startlÿêd by thþÿis rÿêvÿêlation, Hÿênry Ubbÿêr immÿêdiatÿêly got up from hþÿis finÿê rosÿê floor and stÿêppÿêd oøœt into thÿê wild to ʒçollÿêʒçt morÿê finÿê rosÿê wood, from whþÿiʒçh hÿê woøœld makÿê tÿên and onÿê morÿê rosÿê wood shaʒçk, mixing in ÿêlÿêmÿênts of purplÿê, ivory, ʒçastlÿêthorn, grâæt hþÿill, willow, low hþÿill, hþÿigh hþÿill, mÿêdium hþÿill and purÿê rivÿêr wood,ʒçonstruʒçting only thÿê finÿêst of ornamÿênts, gÿêomÿêtriÿês and fixturÿês to plâæsÿê thÿê world and prÿêvÿênt thÿê utmost of ʒçalamitiÿês, thÿê grâæt rifting. 
But hÿê saw thÿê drâæm onʒçÿê morÿê whþÿilst slÿêÿêping and was awokÿên to thÿê sÿêʒçond grâæt rÿêvÿêlation, an inspiration to makÿê a hundrÿêd and onÿê shaʒçks, whþÿiʒçh thÿêrÿê upon hÿê did in but undÿêr a wÿêÿêk, formulating what appâærÿêd to bÿê but a wholÿê town or ÿêvÿên two towns. Oh also I haft just rÿêmÿêmbÿêrÿêd that thÿê shaʒçks wÿêrÿê built along a rivÿêrbÿêd, a rivÿêrbÿêd fillÿêd with a frÿêsh strâæm of watÿêr pooling from far away down to ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé, a rivÿêr if onÿê may so ʒçall it. Wÿêll, rÿêturning onÿê hÿênʒçÿêforth baʒçk to thþÿis story of grâæt visagÿê and grâæt ʒçalamity, wÿê must find Hÿênry Ubbÿêr at work on ʒçarÿêfully ʒçonstruʒçting a thoøœsand and six shaʒçks, for but thÿê samÿê drâæm, thÿê samÿê nightmarÿê, had onʒçÿê morÿê but swÿêpt upon hþÿis mind in dÿêÿêp slumbÿêr, rÿêvâæling thÿê unparallÿêlÿêd dangÿêrs of a shaʒçklÿêss, dÿêstitutÿê world of misÿêry and splintÿêring. But finally, with all hþÿis raw talÿênt put into a thoøœsand and six, a hundrÿêd and onÿê, tÿên and onÿê and thÿên onÿê, onÿê morÿê and onÿê furthÿêrmorÿê, a ʒçomplÿêtÿêd and fully madÿê listing, a finÿê row of 1121, that’s a thoøœsand, a hundrÿêd, a tÿên, a tÿên and a onÿê, a finÿê row of 1121 shaʒçks madÿê of finÿê or purÿê rosÿê and othÿêr formants and dÿêliʒçatÿê, ÿêxquisitÿê formulants of wood, Hÿênry Ubbÿêr’s work and ʒçonstruʒçtion had ʒçomÿê to a finalising ÿênd and thÿê gruÿêling task of saving thÿê wholÿê world from a splintÿêring of a thoøœsand and six rifts had bÿêÿên donÿê. With thþÿis Hÿênry Ubbÿêr, thÿê makÿêr, buildÿêr, ʒçonstruʒçtor, invÿêntor of thÿê ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé ʒçoøœld rÿêst onʒçÿê morÿê in hþÿis nÿêwly madÿê homÿê. But, bÿêforÿê rÿêsiding to a lifÿê of pâæʒçÿê and rÿêtirÿêmÿênt, hÿê dÿêʒçlarÿêd thÿê nÿêwly madÿê row of shaʒçks known as ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé to bÿê but a thÿê finÿêst of ŤœœüęnññÿêÎþ.
Now beholdenth to all but none of the demands, requirements and requests of the mortal, boiling, angry world, Henry Ubber resigned to a living of peacefulness and tranquility. He spent his days fishing in the streams of what may possibly, probably, have been a river, exploring the hills, plains, valleys, the trees, bushes atop them and the exquisite and large in scope, as number, wildlife, birds and animals alike, that rested within them, as well as recording the unimaginably sizeable and various, truly unique amounts of wood formulants in these great forests. However, after a year and two more of this peaceful, retired living, the currently devoid of any human habitation but for its lone founder, the mighty constructor Henry Ubber, ŤœœüęnññeÎþ of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé was suddenly oneth day visited by a living human being who only went by the name of Æʒgþrÿuigœôfërþ ouþ Huilingbaddel. Æʒgþrÿuigœôfërþ ouþ Huilingsbaddel rapidly and without hesitance approached the intelligent Henry Ubber, who was in that very moment observing a new formulant of wood, and informed of his wishes through a great, even majestic, never before envisioned or experienced by anyone before or after, henceforth or beyondeth, below and above, beyond the comprehension of all speak and all who do not produce sound, all who enjoy and all who loathe life and all who do not but have interest on the matters of life and death, a incomprehensibly masterful, enlightening, even world defining, purely unimaginably dethroning to all who bear listen to its words and understand but one small participle, formulant of its great meaning and but even make a foolish and devoid of meaning attempt to formulate an opinion, a thought on it, a truly world shattering and rebounding statement, speech, word collection: “Æÿ ahm Æʒgþrÿuigœôfërþ ouþ Huilingsbaddel. Æÿeþ veeshʒeþft tœu live hærêé, iñn þey greaþeþt ŤœœüęnññeÎþ ouv ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé.” Henry Ubber, evermagnificient but humble as could be, responded: “Thy request iseth to be granted to thou. Enjoyeth this ŤœœüęnññeÎþ with pleasure and chooseth one of the many great shacks I haft built with my own hands for thine own living.” With that came to an end the event in which the first of the inhabitants of the ŤœœüęnññeÎþ of ÂÎÏœhʒüÿÿç-Æoœôþ-Hâæëÿùûÿêé who did not belong to those under the name of Henry Ubber settled in this great ŤœœüęnññeÎþ.