Mr. Jizz's message to Corky Chaps

Good day corky chaps.  'tis  i, mr.  Jizz.  I do lack to let thou wot that yes, the indigo syndicate hath kidnapped me and is using me as a human trinket right now.  'tis  so weird.  Mine insanity hath disappeared the instant   they shoved these weird probes into mine brain.  I now speaky most fancy like i was born 400 years since.  Mine corky chaps, i am no longer insane! instead of talking about lizardmen and conspiracy theories, i  hast the urge to work on a railroad company and wear a top hat! it is most glorious!
i wot thou desire to shut down their town by removing me off and shutting the power down  yet  please.  Mine corky friends, i do not   crave  to be back to that corky theodore Jizz who raved about all this insanity. Prithee , i do not   crave  to be crazy, I want to be happy.
While it may  not be  'i  thy interest to keep the towns power going, may't doff me as the battery.  Should thee  doth, I shall hie back to being mine corky self again.  Prithee , i pray of thou. Let me live in happiness for once, please....
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