Eufloria

“	Wiz: prices are high for flowers<BR>Tox: Yeah, I mean, flowers aren't exactly rare, but you have to find the right biomes and some can't be farmed, only harvested. So you're not really paying for the flower itself, you're paying for the manpower it takes to get them. Besides, by now most of us have a ton of coal saved up. So you're trading coal for convenience.	”
 	—Tox explains Eufloria pricing 	—Tox explains Eufloria pricing
Eufloria was a floristry and plant nursery in the Woodlands during Dragonhollow's Second Era. It was owned by Tox.
The name was a portmanteau of the words euphoria and flora.
It was located east of Redwood Gardens at the outer edge of the commercial district. The area was specifically chosen because it was near swamp and forest, where the majority of the flowers sold could be grown with bonemeal.
It was reached via a bridge that crossed a manmade pond with automatic lighting triggered by a daylight sensor to lure customers at night. A covered veranda built into a flower-covered hillside greeted visitors. The shop itself featured a spruce log and wood motif with redstone lamps providing the majority of the interior lighting. Beyond the entrance was a two-story foyer surrounded by an upper balcony, populated by villager vendors and flowerpots. A hall beyond provided the vending machines themselves. 
The second floor was largely decorative, containing a small workshop and a balcony that opened up with a majestic view of Redwood Gardens. The basement, inaccessible to everyone but Tox, contained the redstone devices that powered the store and a warehouse for product stock.
Most flowers and plants were available and restocked daily, while other items were occasionally sold as limited-time specials.
Eufloria was an automated shop. Customers were shown the price of an item and whether it was in stock. Purchases were made by dropping the proper currency into a hopper, at which point anywhere from one to eight items would drop from the corresponding dispenser. The redstone machinery that powered it was designed with assistance from Smitten, Matto, and Ozven.
Tox himself provided most of the stock, though he received occasional donations from his suppliers Macca and Shandar.
Revenues were split between Nutville and the Serkrs. The coal and redstone proceeds went directly to fuel the autofurnaces and machinery in Nutville while the gold was funneled to the Serkrs.
Eufloria was a popular location for violent ambushes by local bandits, including Calp0l's thugs as well as Elite and the Headhunters.
Though it was a fully functioning shop, in truth Eufloria was a false front, concealing its true purpose as an access point to the underground Redwood Road, which allowed the Serkrs to travel back and forth between Redwood Gardens and their base of operations on Redwood Ridge. 
The fourth 'special' dispenser that supposedly sold mushroom blocks was always shown to be 'out of stock' because it was secretly a lock-and-key mechanism. When soul sand was dropped into the corresponding hopper, a secret piston door passage was opened just long enough for the keyholder to reach it, but not long enough for someone who wasn't expecting it to get inside. Mushroom block was chosen by Tox for the fake dispenser because he felt it was reasonable that they would be sold out with nearby mushroom structures like Shroom-San and the Booby Trap, while soul sand was chosen as the keycard because it was easy to acquire but unlikely to be randomly dropped inside by a visitor. Stacks of soul sand were kept in a chest inside the shop that only Serkrs could access.
=Items=
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===Regular Sales===
This is a list of items always available in the shop.
Image	Item 	Cost
 	x8 Dandelion 	x1 Coal
 	x8 Poppy 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Allium 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Azure Bluet 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Oxeye Daisy 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Red Tulip 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Orange Tulip	x1 Coal
 	x1 Pink Tulip 	x1 Coal
 	x1 White Tulip 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Blue Orchid 	x1 Redstone Dust
 	x1 Sunflower 	x1 Gold Nugget
 	x1 Lilac 	x1 Gold Nugget
 	x1 Rose Bush 	x1 Gold Nugget
 	x1 Peony 	x1 Gold Nugget
===Specials===
This is a list of items that were sold on special occasions.
Image	Item 	Cost
 	x1 Fern 	x1 Iron Ingot
 	x1 Dead Bush 	x1 Iron Ingot
 	x1 Lily Pad 	x1 Iron Ingot
 	x8 Vines 	x1 Iron Ingot
 	x1 Acacia Sapling 	x1 Coal
 	x1 Dark Oak Sapling	x1 Coal
 	x1 Mushroom Block 	x1 Iron Ingot
 	x1 Mycelium 	x1 Redstone Dust
 	x1 Podzol 	x1 Redstone Dust
=Quotes=
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	Acey: Look at tox being the business man<BR>Tox: these biomes are lucrative<BR>Tox: working on getting a florist's shop up at the moment :D<BR>Acey: ahh<BR>Acey: wait so you're starting a flower shop?<BR>Acey: O_o<BR>Tox: what? it's manly<BR>Zhortew: yeeeeeeeah...<BR>Tox: see? zhor knows<BR>Tox: he gets me<BR>Zhortew: and i was not sarcastic.. ever<BR>Tox: of course not<BR>Tox: it would be unbecoming of gentlemen such as we<BR>Zhortew: exactly<BR>Acey: but a flower shop...like<BR>Acey: really??<BR>Tox: I'll have you know there are plenty of very masculine dudes who are also Gardeners!<BR>Shandar: if you say so<BR>Kimarastraz: such as?<BR>Tox: such as Jake Gyllenhaal!<BR>Tox: who you may know from Brokeback Mountain<BR>Zhortew: lol XD<BR>Shandar: "masculine"<BR>Tox: yeah? well what about Prince Charles of Wales, who often turned to his tulips when Princess Diana was cheating on him<BR>Tox: with younger and better looking men<BR>Acey: xD<BR>MaccaMan: hahahha<BR>Tox: or am I not helping my case<BR>Zhortew: lol i dont think so Tox XD<BR>Kimarastraz: nope not so much<BR>Tox: well, I'll have you know there are a ton of testosterone-jacked guys working in the flower biz and I'm one of them<BR>Tox: so there!<BR>Zhortew: suuure there are<BR>Acey: its fine<BR>Acey: just sounds a bit..<BR>Shandar: gay?<BR>Acey: LOL<BR>Acey: a little<BR>Acey: xD	
	—They don't respect Tox's petunia game 	—They don't respect Tox's petunia game
=Gallery=
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File:2014-03-09_06.59.09.png|Ozven during construction, Red Ball in the background
File:2018-06-05_23.44.55.png|At night
File:2018-06-07_06.01.49.png|Shop instructions
File:2018-06-07_06.02.06.png|Specials
File:2018-06-07_06.02.13.png|The false out-of-order keylock to the Redwood Road
File:2018-06-07_06.02.51.png|Secret passage hidden
File:2018-06-07_06.03.30.png|Secret passage revealed
File:2018-06-07_06.06.57.png|View of foyer from second floor
File:2018-06-07_06.07.50.png|Interior passages
File:2014-02-14_03.17.13.png|Redwood Gardens from the balcony
Category:Places
Category:Woodlands Locations
Category:Businesses
Category:Shops
Category:Flower Shops