Matt Sucks

Matt Sucks is an Halloween-themed animation by Edd Gould. It was uploaded to Newgrounds and Sheezyart on October 27, 2008.
==Plot==
Matt goes trick-or-treating while dressed as a rabbit, despite being too old and getting twelve restraining orders. A passing vampire bites him, and Matt turns into a vampire himself.
Matt flies to his house, crushing a bat upon landing. He teleports into the house and approaches Edd to bite him. However, he walks into a mirror, as he has no reflection, and he corrects himself. As he is about to bite Edd, he tells him "dinner and a movie first, buddy". Matt reluctantly goes along and has another go for Edd's neck before being thwarted again.
Matt goes to a dimly-lit computer room and bites what appears to be Tom sitting in front of the computer. The real Tom steps in and sees Matt biting a pile of garlic, which causes Matt to recoil in shock. A terrified Tom runs to Edd and tells him that Matt's a vampire. Tom then builds an unstable Mega Stake Machine Gun|stake machine gun, which ends up killing them both.
Matt walks in on Edd and Tom's corpses and gets disappointed that he didn't get to kill them both. He decides to go outside for a walk, but he explodes due to being exposed to sunlight.
==Trivia==
* Matt's vampire form is closer to Bram Stokers original design for Dracula than the standard vampire depictions.
* Strangely enough, Tom seems to be able to bleed from his hair.
* The last line of the episode "Oh well, at least Edd's dead!" aged horribly for some fans due to obvious reasons.
* The episode title is a obvious reference to the movie Vampires suck 
===In-Jokes===
*In the scene where Matt is in Tom's room, a Tomee Bear can be seen on a bookshelf.
*When Edd is killed by the stake machine gun, a picture of the Axe-Wielding Maniac from the 2007 Halloween Special can be seen.
===Version differences===
The Newgrounds version uses music from Jaws by John Williams, while the DeviantArt and YouTube versions use music composed by Kevin MacLeod.
==Gallery==
MattSucks.PNG|The title in the episode.
Mattasbunny.jpg|Matt goes trick or treating.
Vampire.PNG|Matt meets a vampire which bites him.
MattVampire2.PNG|Matt arrives home.
Mirror2.PNG|Matt runs straight into a mirror.
EddBite.PNG|Edd about to become Matt's first victim.
DinnerandMovie.PNG|Both end up going to a dinner and movie.
TomBite.PNG|Matt closes in on Tom.
TomLight.PNG|Tom discovers Matt.
Vampire3.PNG|"Edd! Edd! Matt's a... VAMPIRE!"
MegaStakeMachineGun.PNG|"Mega stake machine gun!"
Screenshot 2019-06-13 at 8.41.04 PM.png|Tom watches as Edd gets impaled by stakes.
StakeFail.PNG|Both of them end up getting killed.
MattExplode.PNG|Matt about to explode.
MattExplode2.PNG|What happened shortly after.
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==External links==
*Newgrounds
*DeviantArt
*YouTube
Category:Classic animations