Youci's Clever Decor

Youci's Clever Decor is an Adventure Mission on The Xianzhou Luofu.
==Steps==
*Receive a message from Mr. Xiyan
*Go to the Exalting Sanctum and meet Mr. Xiyan's new pet
*Listen to Youci's exciting story
==Dialogue==
===Receive a message from Mr. Xiyan===
===Go to the Exalting Sanctum and meet Mr. Xiyan's new pet===
;(Talk to ???)
:???: ...Even till their deaths, those poor Galaxy Rangers had no idea this person was actually the incarnation of Nanook, the Destruction.
:???: Our story ends here.
:???: Nameless one, are you here to listen to a story, too?
: You know me?
::???: Do I know you? A relic of the stars, a fragment of language, a scattered branch of fate, the lone piece of punctuation in a poem. Yes, I know you.
::???: I didn't think you'd be surprised.
: Do you tell stories?
::???: Do I tell stories? Shackled, skating 'cross thin ice, go grayed emotions, dripping down the knife's edge as pretentious truth forms scornful paradox. Yes, I've been known to tell a story or two.
::???: I thought that's why you came here.
:Yinshu: You... Are you talking to it!?
:Hearing you chat with the bird, Yinshu pops out from behind the counter and runs over to you.
:Yinshu: H—h—h—how can you talk with it!?
: Have I done something wrong?
: Am I not supposed to talk with it?
:Yinshu: Ah... Sorry... I just got a little freaked out there. Don't worry. You haven't done anything wrong... at least you probably haven't done anything wrong...
:Yinshu: Mr. Xiyan has had this bird here for days now... but this is the first time I'm hearing it actually talk with a human!
: I heard it telling some children a story.
:Yinshu: They call this guy "Youci," and it actually does tell stories, but... it's never ever engaged in a dialog with people before!
:Yinshu: It's so afraid of strangers that at first it wouldn't let Mr. Xiyan out of its sight... As soon as he strayed off, it'd start screeching.
:Yinshu: But the last few days, it's slowly grown accustomed to life as a living door sign for the Spare Time Book Shop. But I still can't lift the cloth on its cage for fear of it shrieking like a vengeful ghost.
:Yinshu: Now, when people are around, it just goes about telling stories to itself. But when there's nobody around, it eats, sleeps, and excretes just like a normal bird.
:Yinshu: But that kind of back-and-forth conversational dialog that I saw just then? That's the first time I've ever seen that!
:Yinshu: Youci~ Were you just talking with (Trailblazer)?
:Youci: ...
:Yinshu: Youci? How long have I taken care of you now? C'mon, say something...
:Youci: ...
:Yinshu: Hmph... This stupid bird. So frustrating.
:Youci: (Trailblazer), would you like me to tell you a story?
:Yinshu: It really does only talk to you! Do you understand bird language, or is there something special about you... that has this bird giving you special treatment?
:Youci: (Trailblazer), let me tell you a story.
: Go on.
::Youci: This is rather intense...
: Something came up.
::Yinshu: Off you go and do that, then. I'll try and continue to get it to talk. I can't believe this bird refuses to talk!
===Listen to Youci's exciting story===
:Youci's voice is as light as a silk skirt dancing in the soft drizzle, and yet you fall into an impenetrable fog the moment the story starts... Dazed, you find yourself to be engaged in a fierce battle.
;(Open Pure Fiction Tutorial)
;(Open Relentless Adversaries Tutorial)
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;(After completing the first stage)
:Youci: ...And just like that, (Trailblazer) was victorious. fame spread throughout the cosmos once again.
:Youci: Our story ends here.
: Why did that feel like a real fight?
:Yinshu: *Sigh*... That's pretty normal. You can tell just by looking at its cage that it's no ordinary bird. Once you hear it tell a story, you have this inexplicable feeling that... that this story really did happen.
: Did it really happen?
::Yinshu: It never happened, right? Youci's stories are all a bit zany and never sound as though they really happened.
: I don't remember that adventure.
::Yinshu: It's normal that you don't remember, because it just cut that story out of whole cloth, right? Youci's stories are all a bit zany and never sound as though they really happened.
: Now that I think about it — it happened!
::Yinshu: It happened!? Um... I thought it was all made up! Youci's stories are all a bit zany and never sound as though they really happened.
:Youci: (Trailblazer), did you like that story?
:Yinshu: It's talking with you again...
:Bookshop Customer: Is Yinshu here? I'd like to buy a book~
:Yinshu: Ah, a customer. Forget it then. You and Youci take your time getting acquainted. I'll get back to work.
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:Youci: (Trailblazer), I've got many more stories I could tell you.
: Why me?
:Youci: If all the cosmos were a planet, you would be its largest moon. And your legend would impel the tides in every ocean there is.
:Youci: Listen to my story, and you'll get something out of it. Reach into your pockets.
:You reach into your pocket only to discover something strange.
:
:Youci: This is a precious asset. Only two things exist to be given: the poet and their leitmotif.
:Youci: That's enough conversation for now. I'm not the best at this. Stop by any time if you'd like to hear a story. I've got lots of stories to tell you.
;(Mission completed)
;(Obtain Achievement Good Friend of Pirate)
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