Survivor Fan/Eps. 1

15 fan characters have signed up for what they think is a luxury cruise, but little do they know that they are about to be dumpeed on Fan Island, a little spit of land in the middle of the sea. Welcome to Survivor Fan.
Hades walks into his room on the S.S. Fan
Johnathon Hades: It will feel so good to take a break from running the Brotherhood for a week and just settle down on this ship. A pool, shuffleboard, sea-food buffet... everything you could ask for... wait, what the h**l are you and what are you doing on my bed?
Mack: Your bed? This is my *&$##$$^$%& room you &%^*%$%$^$%$# %$$^$#$%^%#$! And I am a Moogle!
Hades: Holy... look, I don't know what the h**l a Moogle is, but it doesn't belong on my bed!
Mack: That's it, I'm going to check out the shuffleboard deck!
Hades: What in Gagmier's name was that all about?
Meanwhile...
Mack walks by
Cortez: Why did I even book this miserable cruise! Look at this ship! it is swarming with weird creatures!
Scribble walks by
Cortez: Urgh. This is going to be a long week.
Meanwhile...
PalmMan: This is going to be a great vacation.
MineMan accidentally bumps into him
MineMan: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
Both: YOU!
Meanwhile...
Dashed Koopa: Ooh! The pool!
Troy runs past, knocking down Dashed.
Dashed: Hey, watch where you're going, jerk!
Troy turns and flips off Dashed
Later in the dining hall...
Andy Pasta uses his power to levitae spaghetti to him
Esarbee: Oooooh... shrimp... crab... lobster... I'm in heaven!
Lemmykoopa24: I hate seafood!
Lavora walks up to Troy
Lavora: Hey, cutie!
Troy's eyes gravitate towards Lavora's chest
Troy: Muh...
Indi555 comes out with a microphone
Indi: Hello, and welcome to night one of our cruise on the S.S. Fan! We hope you'll enjoy our food tonight, so eat up!
Everyone starts eating
10 minutes later...
Indi: Good! Everyone is sleeping like a baby!
He pulls out his cell phone, which is ringing
Indi: Hello?
???: We are almost to the island, sir.
Indi: Exellent. I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
He hangs up.
Later...
Mack: Ugh, my d**m head... wha the $&^$$^^$$%$!
He looks around to see himself on a beach surrounded by debris
Mack: Oh s**t.
Why did Indi drug them?
Where is everyone else?
And will Mack ever stop swearing?
Find out in the next episode of Survivor Fan!
 
Category:Survivor Fan