My experience with the Hyper Web

There are people saying that the Primarch system is as far as you can go on the internet, right? Well, to them that may be true, but I? Well... I've done discovered a far wilder, further away part of the internet that's truly the most insane part of the internet EVER. Folks, let me introduce you to the Hyper Web! This is where you get to truly meet other people, & language-speaking species of other planets, galaxies, universes, & just any other part of outer space you can think of! I'll give you a warning though: This is going to be a bumpy ride!
So, how did I get access to the Hyper Web? Well, there was a Hirkanzzeverol(a person in the Hirkanzevvest cult, a cult that has ties to some of the alien creatures in the galaxy of Troirmakeo) within my area that was willing to give me access to the Hyper Web as I wanted to see what it was like. It took freakin' years though since he was nervous of what kind of things he would do that would get me arrested, but after 4 years he decided that maybe I was mature enough. Finally!
Well, what is it like? Well, like I said, it's WILD!!! There are so many crazy things there that trying to list them all would take all day! To start off, you can get drugs that are truly far more insane than the drugs we have on Earth. For example, did you know that there exists Mental Meth which can only be found in Uranus? Taking it would turn you into a bobcat for about 5 years before turning back into your original species. There's also Lanhurinne which makes you implode, & leave out an orb that has your brain inside that's mixed with cinnamon, beans, warthogs, & mouse juice. Not to mention Gritnazziro, which turns you invisible for everyone else, but you can still see yourself. I would try that just for a prank, & fortunately there is a cure for that called semi-ballztron, so you don't have to stay like that for the rest of your life.
Also on the Hyper Web is a bunch of CyberHorde Agony Networks, which you can essentially hire a Twurpillie to eat the person you hate the most. Some of these are the real deal, but most are just fake stuff made to track down criminals of the Inferno Domino System(a secret complex organization of criminal dominoes that use radioactive mind-ball material that can be used to take over entire planets). There are similar, yet highly different networks commonly reffered to as Wivikatto Networks, which involve giving someone you hate an avocado, because why the heck not. These are 100% the real deal all the time since it's harmless unlike the CyberHorde Agony Networks. Oh, & there are also Weirdo Networks, which are just where you can get some crazy Weird Al-esque stuff, & whatnot, so there's that if you want more Weird Al material.
There are also Blue Room sites, which are where you can see streams of psychological things going all-over-the-place wild. Not as creepy as the Red Rooms(which are also on the Hyper Web), but hey, they're pretty insane(and sometimes creepy, but mostly just bizarre).
Oh, & how about the many wild pieces of information on there that not even the Primarch System even has? Stuff like very obscure TV shows from the US, Canada, & other countries, planets, galaxies, & you-know-what, cults from around all of time, & space, video games amass, those drugs, networks, & blue rooms I mentioned beforehand, many wild species from across, etc., etc.
Not even sure if some of this information can even be shared because quite frankly it'll have me questioned a lot by the US government. However though, if you do get access to the Hyper Web(I don't know how to access it myself since I had to get someone else to do it for me as I said before), prepare yourself for such an incredible ride of madness!!!
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