Scuttles

Scuttles (The Scuttling Hen) is a fluffy, wind-up chick, who is often given the ability to decide fates. Scuttles can answer yes/no questions by deciding whether or not to jump from the laptop keyboard; her word is final. She also occasionally appears as a boss character within The Dark Room (twitch show).
Scuttles is usually referred to as "Her Highness" or simply "our scuttling Queen" e.g. "It is imperative that we all stan our scuttling Queen".
Scuttles is 3 apples tall, the same height as Kevin Chan.
She is known to like one of the brands of cornflakes Heinrich von Voiceover was responsible for advertising during the 1960's and has been known to moo on rare occasion to express her approval of that particular brand of cornflakes.
On Wednesday 1st July 2020 Scuttles broke and stopped working. The viewers on the stream did want John to take the shovel to Scuttles but he resisted and then serenaded her.
====== Debut ======
Scuttles Debut in the Dark RoomScuttles does however live on through her twitter page @ScuttlesTheHen.
As of August 2021 she has 72 followers
thumb|center|550px|The royal robe
== Coronation ==
On Saturday 4th July in the year of our John 2020 the coronation of Queen Scuttles was broadcast to hundreds of viewers from around the world live on Twitch. Queen Scuttles was given the crown jewels at 13:11.
== Damaged, but not broken ==
While users voted (59% vs 41%) for a funeral to be held for Scuttles and that she be retired via shovel (you know what you did, Darren), John in his infinite kindness and compassion decided to make her a Queen Mother -- and held a POV funeral procession -- placing the audience behind Noot.
=== POV Dream Sequence: ===
"Here comes Scuttles the Scuttling Hen, Scuttles the Hen is here again"
"Accompanied and led forward by her guard of honour, Noot & Noot Noot"
"Hello Scuttles, you'll never scuttle agai-- FUCK!"
From here the shovel was seen, and a funeral dirge was played.
This event was immediately de-canonised, John announcing this a dream sequence which did NOT happen!
#savescuttles
=== Royal Doctor ===
Lord of Time @aubreytoo discovered secret internet surgical procedures which could rescue the Queen, with royal Doctor @noodles4321 preparing to perform the procedure.
=== Punishment ===
John decreed the audience were delirious with exhaustion and hunger to make this attempt to overthrow the queen and retire her, and so, bird-fed us. Lovely.
== Scuttles Music ==
Scuttling Around V1
Scuttles V2 
Theme Song: "Here comes Scuttles, the scuttling hen, Scuttles the hen is here again, There goes Scuttles our scuttling friend, Scuttles, Scuttles, Scuttle again."
== Fan theories ==
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