Rarely Seen Episodes of "M.A.S.H®"

Rarely Seen Episodes of "M.A.S.H®" is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Imagine a very sad episode of M.A.S.H® where a homicidal maniac comes to the 4077 and kills Colonel Potter. An upset Klinger can only manage to get out the following phrase:"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Malcolm hack Potter.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Malcolm hack Potter! With what other sitcom does this phrase rhyme?"
===Hints===
It's about a teacher…
… and his "sweaty" students.
The teacher has come back.
===Hints Reading===
"It's about a teacher."
"And no, there wasn't a teacher named Malcolm on M.A.S.H®."
"It's about a teacher and his 'sweaty' students."
"Good thing is, the teacher's come back."
"Not much time for your comeback."
===Gibberish Answer===
"Welcome Back, Kotter"
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah! Nice job Mistah Kott-ear!"
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
HORSHACK: OOH! OOH OOH! OOOOOH! OOOOOH OOOOH! 
NATE: Take it easy Horshack, it's too late now.
===Alternate Answer Quote===
VINNIE: What? When? Where? 
NATE: Better luck next time, Barbarino.
===Key Words===
Welcome, welcome, welcmoe, welcom, velcomme, welcum, wlecome, wlcom, wlcome
Back, back, bakc, bck
Kotter, koter, kotter, kottre, kotre, cotter, coter, cottre, Carter
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