The Barnyard Hero Brigade (2024 film)/Transcript

Here's the transcript for The Barnyard Hero Brigade.
== Scene 1: Opening Credits/The Story Begins ==
(current "Walt Disney Pictures" logo)
("Walt Disney Animation Studios" logo)
(live-action sequence showing a nursery)
(zooming into the window slowly)
(Dissolves to the inside of the nursery)
(Disney presents)
(close-up of the toys that look like the Barnyard Hero Brigade on a table)
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade)
(Title dissolves)
(Cuts to show the Barnyard Hero Brigade toys in different spots)
Narrator: This is a nursery for any children to go to. If you really see these toys that look like barnyard animal superheroes, these are the characters in a story I am about to tell you.
(close-up of the Brilliant Bull toy in front of the window sill next to the "Barnyard Hero Brigade" book and zooming in slowly)
Narrator: Now these super heroes are in a group called "The Barnyard Hero Brigade" or the "B.H.B." for short. Now these animals live here in Rubyswell.
(The "Barnyard Hero Brigade" book opens by itself and turns to page 1)
(zooming into the animated footage inside the storybook)
Narrator: This story begins in Rubyswell, which is an American location in Wisconsin that is much populated by anthropomorphic animals. It even has animals that are not anthropomorphic. No humans are living their at all and there was never a rule about any humans living there at all.
(busy city noises)
(zooming into a background of Rubyswell City with various citizens that are animals)
(CGI-animated street car passes by with a bell ringing and a giraffe as the driver)
(moose dancing on a sidewalk while carrying a boombox playing "We Are Family" performed by Sister Sledge)
(cat child laughing while walking with adult cat)
Lady poodle: One single mint chocolate chip in a cone for me and one single Neapolitan in a cone for the boy, please.
Ice cream vending lady antelope: Coming right up.
(She throws an ice cream scoop up and it spins. She catches the scoop. She Scoops mint chocolate chip ice cream and Neapolitan ice cream and puts them in cones.
Ice cream vending lady antelope: Here you go. Enjoy. (gives the ice cream cones to the lady poodle and her boy. Lady poodle and boy poodle licking their ice cream)
(higher view of Rubyswell being slowly turned around while there are cars, buses and vans moving and anthropomorphic animals walking)
Narrator: Well, every citizen of Rubyswell loved living there a lot.
(slowly zooming out to the inside of the book and page 4 turns to the next page)
Narrator: Here on page 4, there was a truck with a trailer behind.
(Slowly zooming into the background) It was a beautiful spring day.
(inside of the trailer showing hanging puppets)
Narrator: Inside the trailer, there were some puppets made. They were all marionettes.
(Cuts to an unfinished bull calf marionette)
Narrator: But there was a new one that has been made, but not finished yet. It was a black baby bull calf marionette that was made of wood, had a coat of fur and black hair glued on the top of its head.
Woman: (off screen) Well, now...(coming inside the trailer and reveals that she is a giraffe)
...It’s time for me to continue.
I’m gonna paint some more parts on that puppet and then it’s all finished.
Narrator: That giraffe was the one who started to make that marionette and her name was Virginia Willow Yellowface. Better known as "Virgie Yellowface."
(Virgie Yellowface nods her head in agreement)
Virgie Yellowface: That’s right, Narrator. I’ve been such a great puppet maker since I was a kid. I have been very fond of puppetry, especially when I saw my first puppet show in school. It happened while I was in kindergarten.
Narrator: In kindergarten?
Virgie Yellowface: Uh-huh. It was also such a treat. (giggles)
And it was the best too. Now, I better start finishing up that marionette. It’s going to have its debut in my puppet show tomorrow.
Narrator: Well, good luck with that, Virgie Yellowface.
Virgie Yellowface: Thank you, Narrator.
Narrator: You’re very welcome.
== Scene 2: Getting the Bull Calf Marionette Prepared==
(Virgie Yellowface picks up a paintbrush, lightly dips it in black paint and starts painting a pupil on the puppet’s left eye. She dips the paintbrush lightly in the black paint again and starts painting a pupil on the puppet’s right eye.)
Virgie Yellowface: Now you can see very well. (chuckles)
(She starts rinsing the paintbrush in a jar full of water. She dips the brush lightly in gray paint and paints an eyebrow over the puppet’s left eye. She dips the paintbrush lightly in gray paint again and paints an eyebrow over the puppet’s right eye. She dips the brush lightly in gray paint the third time. Slowly painting a smile on the puppet’s face.)
Virgie Yellowface: There. (chuckles)
Now, you look a little more different and now, I can see how happy you feel with that smile. (turns around to see the other puppets)
Okay, everybody! Do any of you have any name suggestions for this new puppet?
(cuts to some miscellaneous puppets)
Virgie Yellowface: Okay, okay. Don’t everybody speak at one time! (laughs)
(She picks up marionette to take a closer look)
Virgie Yellowface: Oh, you look so brilliant. Hey. That gave me an idea. I have chosen a perfect name for you to have. Brilliant Bull. Would you like to have that for your name?
(She yanks a string to make the puppet’s head nod)
Virgie Yellowface: Good. Then Brilliant Bull is now your name. Tomorrow, you will have your debut in my puppet show and everybody will like you.
(Dissolves to the night when citizens come to the theater, which is where the puppet show is. Crowd talking. Crowd murmuring. Ingrid Yellowface coming up on stage. Crowd applauding. Virgie Yellowface holding up cordless microphone. Taps microphone 3 times in a row and feedback.)
Virgie Yellowface: (through the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, kids of all ages, I, Virgie Yellowface, am about to show you a very good puppet show at this theater, which is at Butterpine Park that you would be sure to like. This time, I have a brand new puppet in his debut tonight. He is a black baby bull calf who is looking so brilliant. Ladies and gentlemen, kids of all ages, I present you...Brilliant Bull!
(Crowd applauding. Virgie Yellowface getting off stage.)
== Scene 3: Brilliance and Wonder==
[“Brilliance and Wonder” begins]
(Fanfare and curtains opening. Showgirl animal puppets pointing at Brilliant Bull. Showgirl animal puppets zoom away.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) My name is Brilliant Bull And I'm very smart.
(Brilliant Bull coming down the hill)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) I have such love, which is in my heart. (Brilliant Bull puppet stops in front of the hill)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) I may be cute, but not like thunder. I'm full of brilliance and wonder.
(Cuts to stars glowing in the background of the show, slowly zooming out and stops.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) Colorful lights and twinkling stars. Those sights can make us smile.
(Cuts to carnival in the show’s background, slowly zooming out and stops.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) Carnivals and candy bars would satisfy us for a while.
(Brilliant Bull dancing)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) I'm such a nice calf and that is great.
I'm smart enough to concentrate. I'm not a bad guy 'cause I won't plunder. I'm full of brilliance and wonder.
(Brilliant Bull jumps, turns around and stops on the stage. Continues dancing. Ballroom background falls on stage. Ballerina calf puppet approaching and dancing.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) I am a ballerina and I love to dance.
(Ballerina calf puppet right leg behind her and spins around slowly.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) I wear a tutu instead of pants.
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) I love to kiss –
(Sound effect for a small kiss when the ballerina calf looks like she gives Brilliant Bull a kiss on the left cheek.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) …But not to blunder while you're full of brilliance and wonder.
(Ballerina calf puppet tiptoe dancing and spinning around)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) I love to tiptoe and spin round and round.
(ballerina calf with her arms bent and moving back and forth)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) I'm good at exercise.
(stops moving back and forth)
I'm a cow, not a hound. I have such pretty eyes.
(ballerina calf puppet doing ballet dancing)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) You're such a brilliant calf and that's the best.
I'm sure you love the way I'm dressed.
There is no table for me to go under.
You're full of brilliance and wonder.
(Instrumental break. Other ballerina calf puppets dancing along. Brilliant Bull dancing along.)
(ballerina calf puppets exiting. Beach background falls on stage. Hula calf puppet approaching and doing hula dancing.)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking ballerina calf puppet singing) I am a hula calf and I love to sway.
I always have this jiggle to brighten my day.
(Brilliant Bull dancing along)
I love this skirt and I could be fonder of you full of brilliance and wonder.
I wear a bikini and crack coconuts.
I feel the ocean breeze. I'm very calm, but not going nuts. It's very easy to please.
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull singing) Oh, I'm such a brilliant calf and that is cool.
I'm sure we know that I'm a bull.
There is a reason I shouldn't sunder.
'Cause I'm full of…
…I'm full of brilliance and wonder.
Brilliance and wonder.
(applause from crowd)
Virgie Yellowface: (mocking Brilliant Bull) Thank you. Thank you very much.
(cuts to Virgie Yellowface above the puppet show)
Virgie Yellowface: They like Brilliant Bull. Yahoo!
(applause continuing)
Narrator: Everyone liked Brilliant Bull. They thought he was the cutest puppet in the show. He was also the greatest.
(Slowly zooming out of the picture of the puppet show to a couple of the pages in the book)
== Scene 4: Brilliant Bull Finds a New Home==
(Page of the book turns. Slowly zooming into the picture of the inside of Virgie’s trailer on the page on the left. Virgie Yellowface walking near a window of her trailer.)
Narrator: Two weeks later, after one of Virgie Yellowface’s puppet shows was over one night, Virgie decided to make a wish upon a star.
(Virgie Yellowface clenching her hoof hands together)
Virgie Yellowface: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I wish for tonight.
I wish that Brilliant Bull would be a real calf and have superpowers.
Just imagine. If he would be a real bull calf, that would be neat. Well, I better get home. It’s getting awfully late.
(She closes the window she stands behind and locks it. Walking out of her trailer. Walking to her truck. She opens the driver’s door. She gets in the driver’s seat and closes the door. She buckles up her seatbelt.)
(Truck’s engine starting. Pulling away.)
Narrator: So, Virgie Yellowface drove her truck on her way home.
(Cuts to the inside of the trailer with a window with Brilliant Bull jiggling while hanging near it.)
Narrator: But little did she know that she had forgotten to close one of the windows of her truck’s trailer where Brilliant Bull was hanging near it.
(Brilliant Bull starts getting loose a little with the strings breaking. Brilliant Bull falls on the counter and falls out of the window.)
Narrator: He was getting loose and he fell out of the trailer.
(Brilliant Bull lands on the ground. Tumbling down a hill and continuing tumbling on the ground. Falls and splashes into a rushing river and floating away.)
Narrator: He tumbled down a hill, splashed into a rushing river and floated away.
(Brilliant Bull continues floating away in the river)
(Dissolves to a big waterfall in front of a cliff)
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull still floating along the river. Brilliant Bull getting near the waterfall and falling down the waterfall.)
Narrator: He floated along the river until he fell down a waterfall and splashed into a pond down below.
(Brilliant Bull falls down a waterfall and splashes into the pond, floats away and stops at the shoreline of the pond on the right)
(Cuts to close-up of Brilliant Bull still laying on the shoreline)
(Cuts to shooting star coming down from sky)
(Shooting star approaching Brilliant Bull)
(Shooting star hits Brilliant Bull with magic sparkles spreading all over him)
(Magic sparkles turning Brilliant Bull into a real bull calf. Magic sparkles dissolve.)
(Brilliant Bull sits up and blinks twice. Rubs his eyes. Looks back and forth. Looks up and down. Flaps arms.)
Brilliant Bull: I have been brought to life. (He gasps in surprise.)
I can talk. (He gets up and stands.)
I can also stand. (He begins walking off the shoreline and begins to lose his balance and his legs wobble.)
Oh! Oh! Oh!
(Falls down in the grass) Whoa! Oof!
Oh, my goodness. It was a bit more difficult than I thought.
(He starts standing up again, but this time, he doesn’t have his legs wobble.)
(Sighs) There, now. That’s much better.
Narrator: Well, that’s a good start for you, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Why, thank you.
(He has a surprised take) Huh? Who said that?
Narrator: I did. 
Brilliant Bull: Hey, who are you?
Narrator: (chuckles) I’m the narrator. And I’m the one who’s telling this story with you in it.
Brilliant Bull: Well, I’m about to look for a new home. Is there any way you could help me? It’s your story you’re telling.
Narrator: Well, confidentially, I can help you. Now get to the corner of this page and hold on tight.
(Brilliant Bull jumps out of the picture of the page he’s currently on. He gets to the corner of the page and holds on tight.)
Narrator: Away you go!
(Page turns and launches Brilliant Bull to a different image in the next page.)
Brilliant Bull: Yeehaw!
(He lands and skids on the ground in an image of the page showing a country)
Brilliant Bull: Thank you, narrator.
Narrator: I’m happy to help you, Brilliant Bull.
(Brilliant Bull starts walking away. Dissolves to a different part of the country. Brilliant Bull walking towards the center of the camera. Brilliant Bull stops, gasps and has a surprised take.)
Brilliant Bull: (overjoyed) Ahh.
(Cuts to an abandoned farm with a worn out green barn with a green silo next to it.)
(Cuts to a worn out farmhouse, which is also part of the abandoned farm.)
Brilliant Bull: Whoa. I guess this would be a good home for me.
(confused) But...what is this?
Narrator: It’s a farm, Brilliant Bull. Also known as a barnyard. That big green thing is a barn, that big and tall green thing is a silo and that over there is a farmhouse. This barnyard certainly is perfect for you for sure. Go check out the barn.
Brilliant Bull: Good idea, narrator. (He starts walking toward the front barn doors. He stops in front of the doors and knocks on the left door. He puts his right upper hoof to his right ear in case he hears someone approaching near him, but there is no sound of footsteps. He knocks on the left door again. He puts his right upper hoof to his right ear again in case he hears someone approaching near him, but still, there is no sound of footsteps.
Brilliant Bull: I guess nobody’s in the barn.
(He slowly opens the left door a bit. He peeks inside.)
Hello?
(He pushes the door to open it more.)
Is anyone in here?
(He sees that there’s no one inside the barn) Oh!
(Cuts to the inside of the barn with a miscellaneous objects in sight)
(Brilliant Bull walks inside. He looks back and forth slowly.)
Eww, this place is a mess. I wonder if I could (shrugs his shoulders) clean this (Magic sparkles come out of upper hooves and fly away) up. Aah! (gasps in surprise)
(looking at the camera) Did that come out of me?
(Cuts to magic sparkles zooming around and cleaning up mess inside the barn. Sparkles zoom past Brilliant Bull and disappear.)
Brilliant Bull: (shocked and amazed) Why, I’ve got...powers!
Narrator: That’s right, Brilliant Bull. Tonight, a giraffe named Virginia Yellowface - better known as "Virgie Yellowface" wished upon a wishing star that magically brought you to life. She wished that you would be a real bull calf and have superpowers. And the wishing star turned you into a real bull calf and gave you superpowers so her wish came true.
Brilliant Bull: (happily) Really?
Narrator: Uh-huh. Two weeks ago, Virgie made you into a puppet with strings, which is called a marionette.
Brilliant Bull: I was a marionette?
Narrator: You sure were. And since you’ve got superpowers, you just used them to clean up that mess inside the barn.
Brilliant Bull: (looks at the camera feeling overjoyed) Blimey. What an unbelievable coincidence.
(yawning) Well, it's getting so late. I better get to sleep.
(Walking towards the back right corner of the inside of the barn. He starts laying down in the hay.)
(sleepily) Well, good night, narrator.
Narrator: Good night, Brilliant Bull. Pleasant dreams.
(Brilliant Bull falls asleep. Snoring and exhaling.
(Screen fades to black)
== Scene 5: Flight Practice ==
(Screen fades in again to dawn outside of the farm. Rooster crowing off camera. Cuts to closeup of Brilliant Bull sleeping. Slowly zooming out to reveal Brilliant Bull sleeping on a limb of a tree.)
Narrator: While it was dawn, Brilliant Bull was no longer sleeping in the straw inside the barn.
He was sleeping on a limb of a tree.
(Brilliant Bull blinking a little bit. His eyes slowly open wide. Getting up, yawning and stretching.)
(Smacks his lips while he rubs his hips.)
Narrator: When Brilliant Bull was about to take a step, (Brilliant Bull lifts up his right when he is about to take a step and starts falling down from onscreen to offscreen.)
Brilliant Bull: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Narrator: he fell off the limb
(Cuts to some mud down below.)
Narrator: and landed
(Brilliant Bull lands and splashes in the mud with some of it splatting all over him.)
Narrator: in mud.
(Brilliant Bull picks up his head covered with mud and shakes his head making some of the mud get of his face and head.)
Brilliant Bull: (disgustedly) Yuck!
(He starts getting up and stands up still in the mud. He turns around and looks up.)
How did I ever get up in that tree?
(Cuts to closeup of the tree Brilliant Bull up in. Camera slowly rises up to the top of the tree.)
Brilliant Bull: (trying to think with his right finger scratching the top of his head) Did I climb that tree?
No, I never climbed a tree before.
Well, perhaps I jumped up there.
Nah. I didn't do that either.
Narrator: In case you haven't thought of anything else besides those, perhaps you flew up in that tree, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Hmmm. Perhaps I flew up in that tree.
(He has suprised take and smiles.)
(overjoyed) That's it! Now I remember!
While I was sleeping, I was dreaming that I was flying. So, I was really flying in my sleep.
Narrator: Well, I would call that "sleep-flying." (He starts laughing)
(Brilliant Bull laughing along)
Now, that is a good one, Narrator.
Narrator: Thank you.
Brilliant Bull: (holds up OK hand on the right) You're welcome.
Now, if you would excuse me, I better take a bath because I'm all muddy.
Narrator: Then, go ahead and take your bath. You should look all nice and clean you know.
(Dissolves to Brilliant Bull in a metal bathtub, scrubbing his back with a brush while taking a bubble bath in the barnyard. He leans back and starts scrubbing his left bottom hoof. He puts down his left bottom hoof, lifts up right bottom hoof and starts scrubbing his right bottom hoof. He puts down his right bottom hoof. He gets out of the tub and rapidly shakes his body with water drops. He picks up a towel, drying himself with it. Rubbing his behind with the towel back and forth. He tosses the towel away and the towel lands somewhere offscreen.)
Brilliant Bull: Ahh. That was such a refreshing bubble bath.
And now, to put on a clean diaper.
(He picks up a clean cloth diaper from a wooden bench. He starts putting on the diaper. He ties the front of the diaper in a knot and adjusts it.)
Well, all done. Now, I am going to practice my flying.
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull on top of the front of barn's roof. Brilliant Bull walks towards the back on the top of the roof.)
Now, I’m ready to charge and take off.
(looking at the camera) Now, remember folks, if you don't have any flying powers, don't try this at home.
(He starts running on the roof, getting near the front. He takes off and starts flying.
(getting higher and higher into the air, feeling amazed and starts smiling with joy) Hey, I'm flying! I'm flying! Yahoo!
(flying around in a circle above the farm) Whee!
(Flying away from the farm and flying above the country.)
(laughing excitedly)
Now, I know how a bird feels when it flies. (continues flying)
(Cuts to cattle hanging around in a field. Brilliant Bull flying above cattle. Cattle smiling at Brilliant Bull flying. Cattle having a surprised take to see Brilliant Bull flying. Brilliant Bull waving 'hello' to cattle while flying away. Cattle feeling confused to see Brilliant Bull flying. Cuts to Brilliant Bull still flying in the air. Flipping forwards. He stops flipping. Flipping backwards. Pretending to ice skate while flying.)
(Brilliant Bull spins from the left, stops and spins from the right. Pretending to swim while flying.)
(Brilliant Bull jumps in the air while flying. Pretending to ice skate while flying.)
(Brilliant Bull jumps and spins. Pretending to ice skate with left leg down and right leg up. Pretending to ride a bicycle in the air while flying. Laughing while feeling overjoyed and still pretending to ride a bicycle while still flying.)
(Cuts to a rhinoceros sipping some coffee from a paper cup while sitting on a bench. Rhinoceros looking at a bird up above and flying by. Rhinoceros sipping some more coffee and looks at Brilliant Bull passing by, who is still pretending to ride a bicycle while he is still flying. Rhinoceros has a spit take when he suddenly realizes that he saw a calf up in the air and looks at Brilliant Bull in a shocked reaction.)
Brilliant Bull: (waving 'hello' to the rhinoceros while he is still pretending to ride a bicycle while he is still flying) Hello there.
(Rhinoceros still looking at Brilliant in a shocked look and scratching his head while feeling confused)
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull starting to pretend to be a plane while flying with his eyes closed.)
Brilliant Bull: (bumping into a skinny tree branch) Oof!
(Tree branch launches Brilliant Bull away)
Whoa!
(bumps into a tree) Oof!
(Ricochets from the tree, screaming and zooming towards a skinny tree. Bumps into the skinny tree. Skinny tree gets pushed back.)
Brilliant Bull: (when he gets launched away by the skinny tree) Yah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
(falling down out of control) Aah!
(Cardinal on limb follows Brilliant Bull with its head)
Brilliant Bull: (falling towards a lake) Aah!
(He falls into the lake with a splash.)
(He sticks his head out of the water while walking in the water. He gets out of the water while he walks to the shoreline of the lake.)
(Brilliant Bull stepping out of the water and stops on the grass.)
Narrator: Brilliant Bull got out of the lake (Brilliant Bull shaking rapidly to make a lot of drops of water get off him)
Narrator: and shook himself so rapidly.
(Brilliant Bull stops shaking and his fur becomes fluffy.)
Brilliant Bull: (looking at the camera feeling surprised) Whoa. Am I a surprised bull?
(adjusting his fluffed up fur) My goodness. I must have forgotten to watch where I was flying.
Narrator: You sure did forget to watch where you were going, Brilliant Bull.
While you were pretending to be a plane while you were flying, you had your eyes closed.
Brilliant Bull: Oh. So, I did.
Narrator: Well, looks like you need another bath.
Brilliant Bull: Indeed, I do.
(Dissolves to Brilliant Bull scrubbing his back while taking a bubble bath on the farm)
== Scene 6: Making the Farm Look Better ==
Narrator: So, Brilliant Bull flew back to the farm and took another bubble bath.
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull drying himself with a towel.)
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull going to the front of the barn.)
Narrator: As soon as he was all clean and dried up, 
(Light bulb fades in and shines when Brilliant Bull gets an idea.)
Narrator: he decided to make the farm look a lot better.
(Magic sparkles coming out of Brilliant Bull's upper hooves. Magic sparkles zooming around the worn out barn. Magic sparkles magically transforming it into a new modern barn. Magic sparkles dissolve.)
Narrator: So, he used his powers to make the old abandoned barn look good as new with a new coat of paint and made it more modern.
(Brilliant Bull flying to the front of the worn out farmhouse. More magic sparkles from Brilliant Bull’s upper hooves coming out. Magic sparkles zooming around the worn out farmhouse. Magic sparkles magically transforming it into a new modern farmhouse. Magic sparkles dissolve.)
Narrator: Then he made the old abandoned farmhouse all cleaned up, gave it a new coat of paint and made it more modern, too.
(More magic sparkles from Brilliant Bull’s upper hooves coming out. Magic sparkles making some miscellaneous plants with miscellaneous fruits and vegetables grown. Magic sparkles dissolve.)
Narrator: Then he even made new plants with some fruits and vegetables grown in the garden.
(More magic sparkles from Brilliant Bull’s upper hooves coming out. Magic sparkles spreading out all over some trees. Magic sparkles making some various fruits grow on some trees.)
Narrator: And last but not least, he made some various fruits grow on some trees on the farm.
Now, the farm looked good as new and Brilliant Bull began to like it that way.
Brilliant Bull: Yeah! Now, this farm looks so nice and more modern.
Now, I have got perfect-looking home on a perfect-looking home.
What a nice change for my life!
Yippee!
(He jumps so high in the air and spins around fast while feeling overjoyed and laughing. Laughing continuously and flipping rapidly while flying in the air. He lands back down on the ground quickly. Laughing and doing somersaults on the ground in an overjoyed way. He stops doing somersaults and stands on his feet.)
Oh, this is the happiest and luckiest day of my life. This farm’s even gonna be looking great for some company I would love to hang around with here.
(Dissolves to Brilliant Bull walking sadly in the nighttime.)
Narrator: Four weeks later one night, Brilliant Bull was feeling sad and lonely because he had been wanting some company on that farm so badly.
(Brilliant Bull sadly flying to a log on a hill. He starts sitting on the log and having tears come out his eyes and run down his cheeks.
Narrator: He sat on a log on a hill and his eyes were leaking with tears running down his cheeks.
[“The Lonely Bull Lament” begins]
Brilliant Bull: I’m very lonely
And I’m very, very sad
I’d be comforted if I would really need a hug
It would be pleasant
And it wouldn’t be so bad
I would be happy if I would kindly cut a rug
I’m not in a happy mood to do anything fun
I wish that there’s something good here that’s gotta be done
Well, I’d tell you why I’m sad
I’m just wanting some company
I want someone friendly and even cute instead of mean
I would like that dream to come true
That’s why I’m wanting some company
I’d love to see how they would look so nice and clean
I’m so heartbroken
I don’t want to be alone
I’d be satisfied if I would truly meet some girls
They would be pretty
And they’d call me on a phone
(cries)
I wish to see a girl with hair that’s full of curls
And wearing pearls
(sniffles)
Now, you know that’s the reason why
Because I’m wanting some company
It would be great if it could be a good relief
Oh, what a good wish that should be made
Which is why I’m wanting some company
(cries)
I’m hoping my dream would soon be coming true
But there would be a way
Forest animal chorus: A way
Brilliant Bull:
I’m just guessing so
But I’ll find out someday
(cries)
Forest animal chorus: Someday
Brilliant Bull: That’s also why
I’m wanting some company
(sobs)
Forest animal chorus: You’re wanting some company
Some company
Brilliant Bull: I’m wanting some company
(sobs)
Forest animal chorus: You’re wanting some company
Some company
Brilliant Bull: I’m wanting some company
Brilliant Bull:
(crying into his hoof hands)
(Forest animals sadly leaving while they are crying like Brilliant Bull.)
(Brilliant Bull continues crying. He sadly walks inside the barn, still crying. He lays down in the straw, still crying.)
Narrator: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Poor Brilliant Bull.
Aww, don’t cry, Brilliant Bull.
(Dissolves to Brilliant Bull in front of the barn on the farm relaxing in a fold-up chair)
== Scene 7: Extra Barnyard Animals ==
(Brilliant Bull picking up a glass of ice cold lemonade and sipping some of it.)
(Sound of a truck approaching offscreen.)
(Brilliant Bull stops sipping his lemonade as he notices the sound of a truck approaching, stands up and runs from onscreen to offscreen.
(Truck with wooden crates on a wooden flatbed approaching near the front of the farm.)
Narrator: Next day, while Brilliant Bull was having luxury on the farm, a truck approached.
(Truck stops in front of the farm’s fence. The driver who turns out to be an okapi opens the door on his side, gets out of his truck and walks to the back of the flatbed. The okapi opens the door of the flatbed, picks up the ramp and puts it up on the back. He picks up two crates from the flatbed and puts them on the dolly cart. He grabs onto the dolly cart and getting it down the ramp.)
(Brilliant Bull walks up slowly to take a closer look.)
Narrator: While the driver of the truck who was an okapi was delivering some crates in the front of the farm, Brilliant Bull was curious to know what would be inside those crates.
Okapi: I’ve got a big surprise for you, little fella and I’m sure you’re gonna like it.
(Okapi bringing crates on the dolly to Brilliant Bull.)
Brilliant Bull: (smiling with joy) A big surprise for me? Oh, I will really like it, sir.
(Okapi bringing crates to Brilliant Bull and puts them in front of him. Okapi walking back to the flatbed with the dolly. He picks up two other crates on the dolly.)
(Okapi walking back with the crates on the dolly.)
(Okapi bringing the other crates to Brilliant Bull and putting them in front of Brilliant Bull.)
(Okapi walking back to the flatbed with the dolly.)
(Okapi getting the last crate from the flatbed and putting it on the dolly. Walking back down with the last crate on the dolly. Bringing the last crate to Brilliant Bull and putting it in front of Brilliant Bull.)
Okapi: There you go, little fella.
Enjoy your surprise.
Brilliant Bull:
Thank you, mister.
Okapi: (pushing dolly back to flatbed) You’re welcome.
(He picks up the ramp and puts it back on the flatbed. He jumps off the flatbed and closes the door of the flatbed. Going back to the cab of his truck and opens the driver’s door. Okapi gets in the cab, closes the door and locks it. He puts on his seatbelt. Starting engine.)
(Okapi starts driving. Turning the truck around slowly. He stops the truck.)
Okapi: (waving ‘goodbye’ to Brilliant Bull) Goodbye, kid! Have a good day!
Brilliant Bull: (waving back to okapi) Goodbye, sir! Have a good day, too!
(Okapi starts driving away and out of sight.)
Brilliant Bull: Hmmm. I wonder what could be inside those crates.
(He puts his hoof hands on one of the crates when he is about to open it. Four knocks inside the crate. Brilliant Bull gasps in a shocked reaction. He knocks ‘Shave and a Haircut’ on the top of the crate. ‘Two Bids’ knocks inside the crate. Miscellaneous knocks from the other crates.)
Brilliant Bull: (shocked and confused) Could there be any bad guys in all of those crates?
What if this is some kind of a bad joke?
What if those are scary monsters?
(He flies quickly to the inside of the barn. He slowly peeks out the doorway.)
(Cuts to a close up of the crate that Brilliant Bull touched with a bang which opens the top of it.)
(Brilliant Bull gasps with a shocked reaction.)
(Other bangs that open the tops of the other crates.)
Brilliant Bull: (horrified and quickly ducks behind the left barn door and hiding behind it) Aah!
(Several thuds and thumps on ground offscreen.)
Brilliant Bull: (shaking nervously while he is still hiding behind the left barn door) I’m scared! What if it’s someone who might want to hurt me?
Or what if they might be friendly?
Well, I think I should just try to be calm and polite and find out who or what must be new on this farm.
Narrator: Good thinking, Brilliant Bull. That’s a very brilliant idea.
Brilliant Bull: I’m glad you agree, Narrator.
(He tiptoes and peeks out the doorway of the barn.)
(He gasps with a shocked and amazed reaction.)
(Cuts to a pair of legs with white fur and cloven hooves, slowly zooming up to reveal the higher part of the legs, a sky blue cloth diaper, a belly, a pair of arms with upper cloven hooves, a chest, a neck and a head to reveal that it’s a girl calf feeling amazed to see some part of the farm)
(Girl calf turns her head a little quickly to the right and blinks twice.)
Brilliant Bull: (whispers) Blimey.
(Cuts to girl calf. Zooming out slowly to show the rest of herself and other baby animals that would be some farm animals looking straight at the barn and feeling surprised.)
Girl calf: Hey, what is this place?
Boy horse: I don’t know. What a very odd-looking house.
Boy puppy: It sure is odd alright, but I think it’s fascinating.
Boy chick: You can say that again.
Hey! Who’s that coming near us?
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull walking near the other baby animals.)
Girl calf: (offscreen) That must be a calf like I am. Let’s find out what he or she has to say to us.
Girl horse: Well, bust my buttons! It really is a calf.
(Cuts to other baby animals and Brilliant Bull walking close to them and stops in front of them.)
Brilliant Bull: (waving to the other baby animals) Hello.
All the other baby animals: (waving back to Brilliant Bull) Hello.
Brilliant Bull: I noticed that you all just became new here on this farm.
Girl horse: This is a farm?
Brilliant Bull: Uh-huh -- this is a farm and it’s also your new home.
My name is Brilliant Bull and welcome to your new home.
It’s nice to meet all of you.
All the other baby animals: Why, thank you. It’s nice to meet you, too.
Girl calf: Oh, Brilliant Bull. What a nice name. I love it.
All the other baby animals in front of Brilliant Bull: Yeah. I love it, too.
(Looking at each other when they realize that they all said the same thing at the same time.) Well, so we all love it.
Brilliant Bull: What are your names, everyone?
Girl calf: My name is Courageous Cow because I am courageous.
Brilliant Bull: Ooh, Courageous Cow. What a pretty name for you.
Courageous Cow: Aw, thank you, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: You’re so welcome, Courageous Cow.
Girl horse: My name’s Mega Mare.
Boy lamb: I’m Rapturous Ram.
Boy puppy: My name is Mystery Mutt.
Boy chick: I am Rapid Rooster.
Boy duckling: My name’s Dynamic Drake.
Girl goat kid: I’m Nifty Nanny.
Boy goat kid: I’m Blizzard Buck.
Boy horse: My name’s Hero Horse.
Girl puppy: I am Loyal Ladydog.
Girl donkey: My name is Jelly Jenny.
Girl kitten: My name is Moxie Molly.
Boy turkey poult: I’m Tip-Top Tom.
Girl piglet: I’m Swell Sow.
Boy donkey: My name is Jim-dandy Jack.
Girl lamb: My name’s Excellent Ewe.
Girl chick: I’m Charm Chicken.
Boy piglet: My name is Block Boar.
Girl gosling: I’m Gallant Goose.
Girl duckling: My name’s Horn Hen.
Girl turkey poult: I am Heart Hen.
Boy gosling: My name is Glamorous Gander.
Boy kitten: And I’m Plucky Pussycat.
Brilliant Bull: Wow. Those are all great names for you all.
Other baby animals: Thank you, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: You’re all very welcome.
Mega Mare: Did you just become new here on this farm today, Brilliant Bull?
Brilliant Bull: No, Mega Mare. I became new on this farm just a week ago.
Mega Mare: Oh. So, you were the first one to live here recently, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Exactly.
Yesterday, I got lonely and I felt sad and I cried, but I did not have to be sad and lonely anymore because I used my superpowers to do various things that cheered me up.
Moxie Molly: Aww, that is a sad thing to hear about that you were lonely and sad, Brilliant Bull.
(surprised take) Wait a minute. Did you say “superpowers?”
Brilliant Bull: Yes, I did, Moxie Molly. I am even using one of them right now, which is remembering your name instantly without having a hard time forgetting your name.
Moxie Molly: Cool.
Brilliant Bull: Here is another one of my powers. I can even fly. Watch me. Here I go.
(He takes off and and flies around in a circle above the other animals.)
(chuckles)
It’s as easy as 1-2-3.
Tip-top Tom: Blimey! Brilliant Bull can fly!
Hero Horse: He’s good at that.
(Brilliant Bull stops and starts floating in the air.)
Amazed, aren’t you all? I knew you were going to be.
Other baby animals: Yeah. We most certainly are, Brilliant Bull.
Plucky Pussycat: Hey, Brilliant Bull, you want to know something?
Brilliant Bull: What’s that, Plucky Pussycat?
Plucky Pussycat: We all have superheroes, too.
Brilliant Bull: (amazed) You do?
Rapid Rooster: We sure do, Brilliant Bull. They’re useful like yours are.
Courageous Cow: Yeah. We may have most of the same powers, but not all of us may have all of the same powers. Some of us may have our own special powers. Anyway, one of the kinds of powers we all have is flying, too.
Brilliant Bull: You all can fly, too?
Courageous Cow: Uh-huh. Watch us. Here we go.
(Other baby animals flying around in a circle above Brilliant Bull feeling amazed.)
Brilliant Bull: Wow. That is so cool.
Charm Chicken: We’re all as good as you.
Brilliant Bull: Hey, mind if I join you all?
Heart Hen: Feel free to join us, Brilliant Bull.
(Brilliant Bull starts flying along with the other baby animals)
Now, we’re all flying together.
(giggles)
All the baby animals:
(laughing together while they are still flying around in a circle continuously)
Hero Horse: Say, have you ever learned how to land?
Brilliant Bull: I certainly have, Hero Horse.
Hero Horse: So have we.
Brilliant Bull: Well, let’s all land on the ground together.
(All the baby animals flying down to get prepared to land. Landing on the ground safely and skidding to stop.)
Courageous Cow: Whoa!
(All the baby animals laughing.)
Courageous Cow: Boy, that was fun, wasn’t it? (giggles)
Hero Horse: Yeah. It sure was, Courageous Cow.
Mega Mare: Now, that’s what I call a flight of baby barnyard animals.
(All the baby animals laughing.)
Brilliant Bull: Good one, Hero Horse.
Hero Horse: Thanks, Brilliant Bull. I’m glad you all like that.
Brilliant Bull: Anyhow, can any of you tell me why you have those names of yours?
Mystery Mutt: My name is Mystery Mutt because I can solve mysteries easily.
Rapid Rooster: My name is Rapid Rooster because I can move at a fast pace, especially in a short time.
Brilliant Bull: Just as I noticed while we were all flying together.
Blizzard Buck: Blizzard Buck’s my name because I have blizzard powers.
I can make ice and snow. Watch this. (He inhales. Blowing ice on the ground. Snow powers coming out of Blizzard Buck’s upper hooves and making a snowman.)
(Brilliant Bull flies and lands on the ice)
Oh, boy, this is so fascinating.
(skating on the ice and spinning on the ice) Yippee! (laughs)
Block Boar: I am called “Block Boar” because I have some block powers. (He floats in the air and makes himself look like a cube block.)
(He lands on the ground with a thud.)
Heart Hen: Heart Hen’s my name because I have heart powers. (She shoots some hearts out of the palms of her hands. Hearts burst and disappear.)
Jelly Jenny: My name is Jelly Jenny because I have jelly powers. (Shooting grape jelly out of her upper hooves. Jelly splats on the ground. Jelly Jenny sticks left index finger in the jelly and tastes some of it.)
Mmmm. Concord grape jelly.
Brilliant Bull: Can you be able to clean up a mess of Jelly, Jelly Jenny?
Jelly Jenny: Sure. Watch how I do it. (Magic sparkles come out of Jelly Jenny’s right index finger and burst to make the jelly disappear)
Brilliant Bull: Whoa. That’s incredible.
Jelly Jenny: Thanks, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Don’t mention it.
Horn Hen: My name’s Horn Hen because I can sound like a horn. (Her beak changes to the shape of the pipe of a bulb horn. She makes two bulb horn honks in a row.)
(All the other baby animals laughing.)
Charm Chicken: Charm Chicken is my name because I can have such good charm.
Brilliant Bull: Well, those things you mentioned make perfect sense, don’t they?
Blizzard Buck: They most definitely do.
(All the other baby animals nod their heads meaning “yes” in agreement at Brilliant Bull.)
Hero Horse: So, Brilliant Bull. Tell us how you came to life.
Brilliant Bull: Right away, Hero Horse.
Well, two weeks ago, I was originally made into a marionette by a lady giraffe named Virginia Willow Yellowface, but she’s known as “Virgie Yellowface.”
Courageous Cow: You were made into a marionette by a lady giraffe named Virgie Yellowface?
Brilliant Bull: Precisely, Courageous Cow.
Hero Horse: What’s a marionette?
Brilliant Bull: A marionette is a puppet that is attached to strings or wires to control it.
Hero Horse: Fascinating.
Brilliant Bull: When I was finished by Virgie, she noticed how brilliant I looked, so she named me “Brilliant Bull.”
Mega Mare: So, that’s why your name is Brilliant Bull, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Exactly.
Later that night, I was at a Virgie’s puppet show at a park. I was controlled to dance at the show and Virgie imitated me singing and some other puppeteers joined in with her to control some other marionettes at the show and they imitated some of them singing, too.
Moxie Molly: Did everyone like you?
Brilliant Bull: Yes, they did, Moxie Molly. I was sensational.
After the show was over, Virgie Yellowface made a wish upon a star that night. She wished for me to be a real bull calf and for me to have superpowers. While she was driving her truck, I got loose and fell out of one of the windows of her trailer that her truck was pulling because she must have forgotten to close that window. I tumbled down a hill, splashed into a rushing river, floated away, fell down a waterfall and landed on the ground. After that, a shooting star came towards me and hit me without hurting me. It was the same wishing star Virgie Yellowface wished upon and it magically brought me to life and turned me into a real bull calf.
Mega Mare: So, that’s how you came to life.
Brilliant Bull: That’s right, Mega Mare. That is how I came to life. Anyway, I was lost. So, I was looking for a new home and this farm is the new home I found.
Glamorous Gander: Wasn’t Virgie Yellowface worried about you if she noticed that you’ve been missing at first?
Brilliant Bull: Well, Glamorous Gander…she must have been at first, but probably must’ve gotten used to it and made another marionette that looked like me since she did not see me when she must have been back at home.
Gallant Goose: Well, perhaps she did, but we’re glad that you’re okay.
Brilliant Bull: Me too, Gallant Goose.
So, can any of you tell me how you all came to life, too?
Dynamic Drake: Well, Brilliant Bull, two weeks ago, a professor at a laboratory was making some recipes and mixing some ingredients to make some new living things like us, but we were born separately after each explosion on separate days.
Brilliant Bull: How did you all get your superpowers?
Mystery Mutt: While the professor was mixing, she decided to add a powerful chemical as an extra ingredient and that caused each explosion to be made and it gave us all our superpowers.
Brilliant Bull: (gasps) No way.
Mystery Mutt: Yes way.
Rapturous Ram: A couple of days later after those two weeks, the professor realized how very special we are with our powers and decided to have us sent to a farm where we could live. So, she meant to send us to this farm.
Brilliant Bull: Can’t you remember the professor’s name?
Courageous Cow: We’re afraid not.
Brilliant Bull: Aw, that’s okay. You don’t have to remember now.
Oh, thank goodness my wish about getting some company to live with me finally came true.
Swell Sow: Well, we’re all glad that it did, Brilliant Bull. Aren’t we, everyone?
All the other baby animals except Brilliant Bull: Yep. We absolutely are, Swell Sow.
Brilliant Bull: I think we should all be a good group together.
Narrator: That’s a brilliant idea, Brilliant Bull. I’m glad you thought of that.
Courageous Cow: Who said that?
Brilliant Bull: That’s the narrator. He’s the one who tells this story we’re in.
Mega Mare: So, you’re the narrator.
Narrator: Right you are, Mega Mare. I even helped Brilliant Bull find a new home like this farm.
Brilliant Bull: That’s right. He did help me out with that.
Rapid Rooster: Gee whizz. That’s very clever.
== Scene 8: A Good Group We Can Be ==
Brilliant Bull: It sure would be good for all of us to be a good group. Perhaps I could be the leader of this group.
Courageous Cow: The leader of this group?
We’d love that.
Brilliant Bull: Good. We should also do anything fun together.
All the other animals: We agree to have you as our leader and do anything fun with you anytime, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Good. Now, let me tell y’all how well I can describe myself being so friendly.
[“A Good Group We Can Be” begins]
Brilliant Bull: I'm so good and I’m neat and I’m smart
I'm not mean, I've got love in my heart
You’re so welcome to be my very own team
It’s exactly like what I can surely dream
We all can have fun activities and leisure altogether
Since we can fly, we get to be just as light as a feather
I’m pleased that you’re all nice to me
What a good group we can be
Courageous Cow: We agree to be to part of this group
But we do not have to be a troup
Hero Horse: We surely accept you to be one of us
We’re even glad that you are not such a fuss
Mega Mare: We sure like how you’re so powerful and even very clever
A very good personality you’ll always have forever
All the baby animals: It’s worth a fortune we can see
What a good group we can be
(instrumental break)
Narrator: So, all those animals of the farm had been a good group together for a long time, even while they became bigger kids as some years went by.
While going to school, their ages matched their grades they were in.
Their powers had been useful for miscellaneous things, especially for solving any problems.
As some more years passed, they grew bigger and passed through the rest of the grades at school.
They were already teenagers when they started to go to college.
Well, a few more years went by and all those barnyard animals became full-grown young adults.
Brilliant Bull: We can always be able to be fighting crime
We have become real heroes
Courageous Cow: We all have such very special powers
Hero Horse: We could all be super for hours
Mega Mare: It’s good that we may not have to be any disgraceful zeroes
All the adult barnyard animals: It’s just great that we all get along
We can see that it’s not really wrong
Brilliant Bull: Now, I have such a wonderful team to enjoy
That is what I had dreamed while I was a boy
All the adult barnyard animals: We are now satisfied ‘cause we are so very, very happy
We can make everyone very proud ‘cause we are not really sappy
Brilliant Bull: I’m so brilliant as you can see
What a good group we can be
All the adult barnyard animals: What a group we can be
(laughing)
== Scene 9: A Brilliant Idea ==
Narrator: One day, all those barnyard animals were hanging around at the beach in Rubyswell.
(Brilliant Bull surfing on a surfboard on a wave.)
Brilliant Bull: Bull-abunga! (He jumps, turns himself upside-down and starts standing on his hood hands on the surfboard.)
Hey, everybody, look! I’m surfing upside-down! (laughing)
Jim-dandy Jack: (clapping for applause) Wow! Very good, Brilliant Bull!
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull still surfing upside-down. He flips to stand and surf right-side up. Wave dissolving in the water. Brilliant Bull goes to shore at the beach with the surfboard underneath him and stops. All the other barnyard animals clapping and cheering.)
Hero Horse: That sure was neat.
Brilliant Bull: Many thanks, everybody. I appreciate that.
Courageous Cow: (surprised) Hey, everyone, look what I just found! (All the other barnyard animals look at Courageous Cow found.)
(Cuts to a bottle that floated ashore.)
'Mega Mare: (offscreen) It’s a bottle that has floated ashore and there’s something inside it. Let’s see what’s inside it.
Brilliant Bull: Good idea, Mega Mare. (He picks up the bottle and takes a look inside it.)
You’re right, Mega Mare. There is something inside this bottle. (He examines a piece of paper with some words on it.)
Brilliant Bull: A piece of paper that has some words on it. (He removes the cork from the top of the bottle. He starts holding the bottle with his tail. He takes the paper out of the bottle and unrolls the paper.)
Brilliant Bull: It’s a message.
Charm Chicken: What does it say, Brilliant Bull?
Brilliant Bull: Well, y’all listen to this.
(Reading the message) “Dear somebody/anybody,”
“I am a lady dachshund in distress and I am in an awful pickle and I have been kidnapped by a mean woman named Madam Vice.”
(Having a short, rapid head shake and a surprised take) Madam Vice? That must be a bad woman.
(All the other barnyard animals gasp in horror.)
Courageous Cow: How dreadful!
Brilliant Bull: (reading the message continuously) “She took me all the way to a mansion located in Pine Island, which is located in Waller County, Texas where she and her henchmen live.”
Pine Island? I’ve heard of that place.
Heart Hen: So have we.
Brilliant Bull: (reading the message continuously) “I have been trying to escape to go back to Rubyswell, but it’s been so difficult.”
“If you ever see this message from this bottle, please be sure you come to Pine Island, Lake Livingston, or anywhere else in Texas to find me.”
“Sincerely, Faith Cuddletoe (the lady dachshund in distress).”
A lady dachshund named Faith Cuddletoe in distress? That really is dreadful.
Hero Horse: I think that any of those scumbags who live there might scare us away or wipe us all out.
Brilliant Bull: Oh, we won’t be scared away or get wiped out by anyone who lives in that mansion, Hero Horse. We’ve gotta have faith, courage and bravery to get Faith Cuddletoe out of that predicament. So, we’ve gotta Pine Island and rescue her.
Mystery Mutt: Brilliant Bull’s right. It is up to us.
All the other barnyard animals except Brilliant Bull and Mystery Mutt: Yeah.
Brilliant Bull: That’s the spirit. We’ve got to rescue Faith and get her out of that mess.
But how are we gonna do that? We’ve got to think of an idea. Why don’t we go through town? Maybe something will give any of us an idea about rescuing that poor dachshund.
All the other barnyard animals: We’re with you, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Excellent. Let’s go then. (He and the other barnyard animals fly away.)
(Dissolves to a town where the barnyard animals are flying down to a sidewalk.)
Brilliant Bull: Now, let’s have a walk to get some good exercise in town. (All the barnyard animals start walking on the sidewalk.)
Narrator: (while Brilliant Bull walks by a window with a superhero costume he looks at) While the barnyard animals were having a stroll in town,
(When Brilliant Bull stops with a double-take) Brilliant Bull found something shown on display behind a window of a store. It was a costume that looked like a super suit for a superhero to wear.
Brilliant Bull: (amazed) Hey, guys, look at this. I found this costume on display.
(All the other barnyard animals come near Brilliant Bull and start looking at the costume murmuring.)
Swell Sow: My, that costume certainly looks like a super suit for a superhero to wear.
Brilliant Bull: It sure is, Swell Sow. (He has a surprised take.)
Narrator: Brilliant Bull got an idea. It was a brilliant idea. It also was…a very brilliant idea. (Brilliant Bull shows a big smile with his lips closed when he has gotten a very brilliant idea.)
Brilliant Bull: (with a light bulb starting to shine above his head) Wait a minute. I just got a very brilliant idea. (Light bulb dissolves) I know just what we’ll do.
Since we have superpowers and have been doing heroic things, especially with our powers these years, we will make ourselves our own super suits to wear to easily look like superheroes because that’s exactly what we are.
Courageous Cow: Hey, that definitely is a very brilliant idea, Brilliant Bull. (looking at the other barnyard animals) Isn’t it?
All the other barnyard animals: Yeah, it definitely is.
Brilliant Bull: Well, then, let’s all get to the farm and start making our suits!
All the other barnyard animals: All right! (All the barnyard animals start flying away from onscreen to offscreen.)
(Dissolves to the farm where the super barnyard animals live. The super barnyard animals fly into their farmhouse.)
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull using his powers to make some cloths float in the air. He uses his powers to turn them into a mask and a cape.)
(Cuts to Mega Mare using her powers to make a shield.)
(Cuts to a closeup of the top of Mystery Mutt’s head and Mystery Mutt puts a deerstalker hat on his head and starts wearing it and adjusts it.)
(Cuts to Hero Horse using his powers to make a belt with a symbol for himself.)
(Cuts to Excellent Ewe putting on her cape. Cuts to Plucky Pussycat putting on his mask. Cuts to Jelly Jenny putting on her mask. Cuts to Block Boar putting on his belt. Cuts to Loyal Ladydog putting on her suit. Cuts to Jim-dandy Jack putting on a harness that has a chest shield that has his own symbol and uses his powers to tighten it a little and wear it securely.)
(Cuts to Rapid Rooster grabs his super suit, walks in front of a mirror, spins rapidly, stops spinning to reveal himself wearing his super suit while he looks at himself.)
Rapid Rooster: Oh, yeah.
Narrator: So, the animals made themselves super suits and put them on.
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull coming towards a mirror.)
Narrator: So, the animals made themselves super suits and put them on. (Brilliant Bull starts looking at himself in the mirror to see how he looks in his super suit. Posing in different positions.)
Brilliant Bull: (sticking up his thumbs) Bull-yah! (He puts his upper hooves down.)
(Dissolves to Brilliant Bull in the same position, but in front of the barn. Zooming out to show all the rest of the barnyard animals in their super suits outside in the front of their barn.)
Brilliant Bull: Well, we all have our own super suits now. But now, we have to try to think of a name for this group.
What would be a good name to call this group of barnyard animal superheroes?
Hmmm.
Rapid Rooster: The Barnyardigans?
All the other barnyard animals: Nah.
Rapturous Ram: The Barnyard Patrol?
All the other barnyard animals: Nah.
Moxie Molly: The Farm-a-roos?
All the other barnyard animals: Nah.
All the other barnyard animals: (looking at Mystery Mutt feeling shocked) The Barnsters?
Brilliant Bull: How about…the Barnyard Hero Brigade?
Dynamic Drake: The Barnyard Hero Brigade?
Courageous Cow: Yeah, that’s a perfect name for this team. The Barnyard Hero Brigade. Do you all agree with that team name?
All the other barnyard animals except Brilliant Bull: Yeah, the Barnyard Hero Brigade is a perfect name for this group we’re in.
Brilliant Bull: Then we are now the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: Yay! (jumping while feeling overjoyed) Wha-hoo!
Brilliant Bull: (puzzled) Oh, um, I think we should also have something to be our own transportation, like a vehicle of our own.
Courageous Cow: Hey, there’s one that could be our own transportation!
(Cuts to a worn-out bus with camera slowly zooming in and stops)
Brilliant Bull: Ahh, that worn-out bus from yesterday’s incident. That’s perfect. Good thinking, Courageous Cow.
Hero Horse: Why don’t we all make that bus more modern?
Brilliant Bull: What a brilliant idea, Hero Horse! I’m glad you brought that up.
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade starts making ray magic. Their ray magic makes the abandoned bus rise. The bus stops and continues floating in the air. The bus becomes a silhouette with magic sparkles surrounding it. The silhouette bus magically looks different and the silhouette fades to normal and the bus looks different and good as new with a new coat of paint.
The whole Brigade except Brilliant Bull: (offscreen) Ooh. (The bus slowly goes down and lands softly on the ground. The magic sparkles disappear.)
(cuts to the Barnyard Hero Brigade)
Brilliant Bull: Well, we now have our own transportation, but more modern and special now.
Courageous Cow: (overjoyed) Oh, Brilliant Bull, (starts hugging Brilliant Bull) you’re so clever, especially when you think of a smart idea.
Brilliant Bull: I know.
(Courageous Cow gives Brilliant Bull a big kiss on the right cheek. Courageous Cow’s lips pop when she releases her lips from Brilliant Bull’s cheek.)
Brilliant Bull: (with some hearts appearing, floating and bursting by his head happily) Aww, golly.
Well, everybody, what are we all waiting for? Let’s all get on this bus. We’ve got a dachshund to rescue.
All the rest of the Barnyard Hero Brigade: Yeah!
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade starting to get on the bus. Brilliant Bull gets in the driver’s seat. He buckles up seatbelt and fastens it. The other members of the Barnyard Hero Brigade take their seats, buckle up their seatbelts and fasten them.)
(Brilliant Bull starting engine.)
Brilliant Bull: Okay, all you team members of this brigade, here we go!
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade’s bus driving away.)
Brilliant Bull: Pine Island, here we come! (He presses a button that says 'fly.' Magic sparkles surrounding the bus while it continues moving. The bus rising off the road and starting to fly with magic sparkles disappearing. The bus flies way up in the air. The bus continues flying away.)
(Fades to black)
== Scene 10: Faith’s Escape ==
(Fades to a forest at dusk with sounds of insects chirping.)
(Cuts to a mansion, camera slowly zooming in. Cuts to a closeup of the mansion.)
Narrator: Later in Pine Island, Texas at dusk, at a creepy mansion, (front door opening slowly to reveal a lady dachshund sticking out her head to peek outside and looks back and forth.) a door opened and out stepped a lady dachshund who was really Faith Cuddletoe.
Faith Cuddletoe: (slowly tiptoeing out the door and slowly closing the door. Starts running away from the mansion and runs out of sight.)
Narrator: She snuck outside.
(Faith Cuddletoe panting while she continues running)
(Cuts to mansion. Zooming to closeup of the mansion)
Narrator: While Faith Cuddletoe was running away, a woman’s voice called.
Woman: (offscreen) Faith! Faith?
(Lady dachshund continues running)
Woman: (offscreen) Faith Cuddletoe, answer me when you hear me call you!
(Lady dachshund continues running and runs into the forest)
Woman: (offscreen) Faith, where are you?!
(growls frustratedly)
(Cuts to the front of the mansion)
Narrator: That voice was from none other than…
(Front door being opened by a human woman furiously. She angrily comes out on the front porch stomping.)
Narrator: …a human woman named Madam Vice.
Madam Vice: Ripfuzz, get over here immediately!
Man who turns out to be Ripfuzz: (running from inside the house to the front porch with a skid to stop) Coming, Madam Vice! What happened?
Madam Vice: That sneaky dachshund, Faith Cuddletoe has run away again!
I will summon Uppercut and Peazooka to go out and look for her. Go get all the other men and tell them to turn on the searchlights and use them to search for Faith in case any of them find her.
Ripfuzz: Aw, but, Madam, I don’t want to disturb…
Madam Vice: (furiously, with picture shaking when she yells so loud) NOW!!!
Ripfuzz: (running inside the mansion feeling horrified) Okay, okay! I’m going! I’m going!
Madam Vice: (growly sigh) What an idiot I have for a sidekick.
Uppercut! Peazooka!
(Two men who turn out to be Uppercut and Peazooka come running towards Madam Vice and stop by her)
Uppercut: Here we are, Madam Vice.
Peazooka: What’s coming off, Vice?
Madam Vice: That dachshund has escaped for the second time. So, I told Ripfuzz to tell all those other men to use the searchlights to search for her in case they would find her. While they are doing their thing and while I am doing my thing to search for Faith Cuddletoe in my truck, both of you will look for her in some other areas in Pine Island, especially the forest. But if you ever find Faith, be sure to catch her and bring her back. But if you fail…then I will have you both hung up on some limbs of a tree without being able to help yourselves get off or get down for a week. Is that understood?
Uppercut and Peazooka: (nodding their heads for meaning “yes” nervously)
Madam Vice: Good. Now, get going. And don’t come back without Faith.
Uppercut and Peazooka: (running away to look for Faith) Right away, Ma’am.
(Cuts to Ripfuzz upstairs in the mansion)
Ripfuzz: I’ll turn on this searchlight on my side and Lickbottom, turn on the other searchlight on your side.
Lickbottom: Okey-dokey, Ripfuzz.
Ripfuzz: (opening an upper front window of the mansion, turns on a searchlight, slowly moving it to the left)
Lickbottom: (opening a different upper front window of the mansion and turns on a different searchlight, slowly turning it to the right)
Madam Vice: Huh. It’s not like everyday I would lose sight of anyone who’s a slave of ours.
(Running towards her truck. Opens the driver’s door. Gets into the driver’s seat, buckles up her seatbelt, inserts the key to start the engine.)
(Madam Vice turns on the headlights of her truck. Driving away to search for Faith Cuddletoe.)
Madam Vice: No slave of ours must escape next time. She probably must’ve gone to Lake Livingston by now. I will go there in case she’s hiding there.
(Cuts to Faith Cuddletoe running towards a tree in the forest at Lake Livingston and starts standing behind it.)
(Madam Vice arriving at Lake Livingston in her truck. She parks her truck at the parking lot by the pier. She stops her truck, puts the brake on, unbuckles her seatbelt, removes the key from the starter, opens the driver’s door, and gets out of her truck. She starts walking to the pier.)
(Cuts to Faith Cuddletoe still behind the tree.)
Faith Cuddletoe: (whispers) Oh, no. It’s Madam Vice. I have a feeling that she must be looking for me.
(Cuts to Madam Vice still walking on the pier.)
(Madam Vice gets on her motorboat, starts untying one rope that holds the motorboat securely at the pier.)
Madam Vice: (scoffs)
That dachshund! She must have made it so difficult to find her this time. If those idiots wouldn’t have been aware of her escaping for the second time, they wouldn’t have guarded her more properly.
(Gets the other rope untied, walks to the driver’s seat and starts sitting in it, inserts the key to start the motorboat’s engine. The headlights of the motorboat turn on.)
(Madam Vice starts driving her motorboat away.)
(Faith Cuddletoe hears the approaching sound of Madam Vice’s motorboat and starts looking to the left. Camera slides to the left where Madam Vice continues driving her motorboat to search for Faith. Madam Vice slows down her boat, she changes her face into a more furious face.)
(Cuts to Faith Cuddletoe and she gasps in horror)
Faith Cuddletoe: (whispers) She is looking for me.
(She quickly hides her head behind the tree she is still standing behind. Madam Vice angrily passes by and continues looking, especially when she sees the tree where Faith Cuddletoe is hiding behind. Madam Vice drives away with her motorboat.)
Faith Cuddletoe: Phew. Thank goodness, she didn’t find me.
(running away) I better find a way to get out of Texas.
(Faith continues running until stops to see something offscreen)
(Cuts to a rowboat and zooms into the rowboat slowly and stops.)
Faith Cuddletoe: (offscreen) A rowboat.
(Cuts to a closeup of Faith Cuddletoe)
Faith Cuddletoe: What a lucky coincidence.
(Faith walks towards the rowboat, gets into the rowboat and starts sitting down, she grabs the oars and starts rowing forwards slowly.)
Faith Cuddletoe: (while she continues rowing forward) This time, I will finally be on my way back to Rubyswell without being caught and brought back.
(Cuts to the back of Faith Cuddletoe and the rowboat while she still rows forwards)
(Cuts to Uppercut and Peazooka still looking for Faith Cuddletoe)
Peazooka: (whining) Oh, this search for that dachshund is so frustrating! I think we should give up and go back.
Uppercut: (mockingly) Oh, this search for that dachshund is so frustrating! I think we should give up and go back.
(growly scoff)
This is the eighth time you have whined about searching for Faith tonight!
Peazooka: But I can’t help it, Uppercut. I whine when I lose my patience sometimes.
Uppercut: Well, don’t lose your patience! Now, quit being dramatic and let’s keep looking for that pooch.
Peazooka: Is that what a dog can also be called?
Uppercut: (furiously) Of course that’s what a dog can also be called, you idiot!
(Hits Peazooka on the head to make him knocked out with circling stars around his head.)
Peazooka: (rapidly shakes his head to snap out of being knocked out.)
Uppercut: A dachshund is a breed of a dog. You know that. What else can a dog like Faith be called?
Peazooka: I just couldn’t remember that, Uppercut.
Uppercut: Well, you’ve got a brain and you better use it. Now, let’s just get on with continuing the search.
(Uppercut and Peazooka continue walking.)
(Cuts to the pier at Lake Livingston. They start walking on the pier. They get into their motorboat. Peazooka starts untying one of the ropes holding the motorboat while Uppercut gets into the driver’s seat. Peazooka unties the other rope.)
Uppercut: Stay in the motorboat for your own safety. If you find that Cuddletoe gal first, let me know, Peazooka.
Peazooka: (saluting) Aye, aye, sir.
(Uppercut starts the engine, starts driving the motorboat away.)
== Scene 11: Meeting the Woodlandvillians ==
(Cuts to the Barnyard Hero Brigade still on their flying bus on the way to the Island of Misery)
(Electronic beeping)
(Brilliant Bull notices the beeping on a screen which signals him to let him know that the Island of Misery is nearby. He presses a button to turn off the signal.)
Brilliant Bull: Okay, everybody, we’re getting close to the Island of Misery.
Mega Mare: Alright!
Courageous Cow: Hoorah!
Mystery Mutt: We’re nearly there.
Hero Horse: I can hardly wait to meet Faith Cuddletoe.
Brilliant Bull: Well, there it is. The Island of Misery.
All the rest of the Brigade: Whoa. It sure looks creepy, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: Yeah, I know. Especially at night. Well, time to land.
(Cuts to the flying bus starting to land)
(Cuts to the forest on the Island of Misery)
(A deer in a blue hat and overalls takes a peek from behind a tree.)
Narrator: While the Barnyard Hero Brigade was landing, a deer in a blue hat and overalls saw the bus.
Deer: (surprised) Blimey.
(Cuts to bus still landing)
Deer: (offscreen) A flying bus. Looks like it’s gonna land here.
(The bus is about to touch the ground)
Deer: It is landing here.
(Bus safely lands on the ground and tires rolling on the ground)
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: Yay! We made it!
Deer: (amazed) Wow! Those must be some very friendly visitors on that bus.
(Bus stops)
Brilliant Bull: Well, everybody, let’s get off this bus for some fresh air while we have this mission.
(Brilliant Bull unbuckles his seatbelt, the other brigade members unbuckle their seatbelts, Brilliant Bull gets off the bus and leads the rest of the Barnyard Hero Brigade out of the bus.)
Nifty Nanny: Hey, guys, look. There’s a deer over there.
Brilliant Bull: A deer? (gasps) Hey, look at that. (amazed) It really is a deer.
Courageous Cow: And he’s wearing a pair of blue overalls and a blue hat.
Hero Horse: He most certainly is, Courageous Cow. He must be a friendly one, too.
(Cuts to deer in blue hat and overalls)
Deer: Um, hello. You all are very friendly, are you not?
Mega Mare: Of course we are, little deer. We’re even superheroes.
Brilliant Bull: That’s right. We are the Barnyard Hero Brigade or the B.H.B. for short. What’s your name, deer?
Deer: Damian. Damian Jasper Deer that is. What brings you all here?
Brilliant Bull: We are on a mission to rescue a lady dachshund named Faith Cuddletoe. So, we came all the way here from Rubyswell, Wisconsin to get her away from that wicked Madam Vice and her minions.
Damian Deer: You mean that lady dachshund I saw who was running away earlier?
Hero Horse: Yes, that’s her. (surprised take) Wait a minute. You saw her run away earlier?
Damian Deer: Yes. She escaped from Vice Mansion, which is named after Madam Vice. This is the second time she escaped.
Courageous Cow: Can you tell us where Faith went, Damian Deer?
Damian Deer: Well, I saw her hiding behind a tree here at Lake Livingston because Madam Vice and a couple of her henchmen named Uppercut and Peazooka have been looking for her.
Brilliant Bull: Have they found her and brought her back to the mansion?
Damian Deer: Hopefully, not, but Faith has been in such terrible distress lately.
Courageous Cow: Are you in distress, too, Damian Deer?
Damian Deer: I sure am and so is my wife and our friends.
Hero Horse: You’ve got company with you, Damian?
Damian Deer: I sure have. Come along and see them.
(Damian Deer leading the Barnyard Hero Brigade to go meet Damian’s company with Barnyard Hero Brigade flying)
Damian Deer: There they are, Barnyard Hero Brigade. My company.
They’ll want to meet you, too. Hey, guys, I want to meet someone special I just started to meet!
(Cuts to some miscellaneous anthropomorphic woodland animals moping and lazing until they notice what Damian said to them feeling surprised)
Fox with glasses: (gasps in an amazed reaction) Bless my soul, would you look at those animals?
Lady deer: Damian, did you just meet those animals?
Damian Deer: I definitely have, honey.
Brilliant Bull: Greetings and salutations, all you animals. We are the Barnyard Hero Brigade. The B.H.B. for short. My name is Brilliant Bull and I’m the leader of this brigade. We’re barnyard animals who are superheroes. We are also the greatest group of superheroes of Rubyswell in Wisconsin.
All the woodland animals except Damian Deer: Cool! Real superheroes!
Courageous Cow: Where did you all besides Damian Deer come from?
Female deer: We came from Woodlandville that is in Rubyswell, too.
Brilliant Bull: Woodlandville? We’ve known that location.
Male moose: You have?
Brilliant Bull: We sure have. Since you’re all meeting us for the first time, let my teammates introduce themselves to y’all.
Courageous Cow: I’m Courageous Cow.
Mega Mare: My name is Mega Mare.
Hero Horse: I’m Hero Horse.
Mystery Mutt: Mystery Mutt is my name.
Jim-Dandy Jack: I am Jim-Dandy Jack.
Dynamic Drake: My name’s Dynamic Drake.
Plucky Pussycat: I’m Plucky Pussycat.
Tip-Top Tom: I’m Tip-Top Tom.
Charm Chicken: Charm Chicken is my name.
Jelly Jenny: I’m Jelly Jenny.
Loyal Ladydog: My name’s Loyal Ladydog.
Blizzard Buck: I’m Blizzard Buck.
Rapid Rooster: I’m Rapid Rooster.
Heart Hen: My name is Heart Hen.
Nifty Nanny: I’m Nifty Nanny.
Moxie Molly: My name’s Moxie Molly.
Glamorous Gander: I’m Glamorous Gander.
Horn Hen: I’m Horn Hen.
Gallant Goose: My name is Gallant Goose.
Excellent Ewe: Excellent Ewe is my name.
Rapturous Ram: And I’m Rapturous Ram.
Fox with glasses: Wow. Great names for some superheroes who turn out to be farm livestock like you all.
Courageous Cow: Why, thank you very much.
Fox with glasses: You are all quite welcome.
Courageous Cow: We sure know all our names alright. What are yours?
Lady deer: My name is Doreen Deer. I’m Damian Deer’s wife.
Courageous Cow: We can tell because you look related to Damian Deer who we just met.
Doreen Deer: (giggles)
Male moose: I’m Malcolm Moose, but I am always known as Malky Moose.
Male hedgehog: I’m Hayward Hedgehog.
Female bear: Barbara Bear is my name, but I am known as Babsy Bear.
Fox with glasses: My name is Fletcher Fox, Fletch Fox for short.
Male chipmunk: I’m Camden Chipmunk.
Male possum: Percival Possum is my name, but I’m better known as Percy Possum.
Female moose: I am Melissa Moose. Missy Moose is what I go by.
Female Woodpecker: My name’s Winona Woodpecker.
Female raccoon: I’m Ruth Raccoon, but Ruthie Raccoon is what I go by.
Male bird: Basil Bird at your service. Baz for short.
Female fox: I’m Francine Fox, better known as Francie Fox.
Male skunk: I’m Seymour Skunk.
Male woodpecker: My name is Wayland Woodpecker.
Male rabbit: I’m Ramsey Rabbit.
Female beaver: I’m Belva Beaver.
Male raccoon: My name is Roderick Raccoon. Rod for short.
Female quail: I’m Quintrell Quail.
Male owl: I’m Otis Owl.
Female skunk: My name is Sheila Skunk.
Male bear: I’m Bartholomew Bear, but I’m better known as Barty Bear.
Male mole: My name’s Monroe Mole.
Male badger: I am Brenton Badger. Brent for short.
Male squirrel: My name’s Sutton Squirrel. Sutt for short.
Female possum: I’m Peony Possum.
Male quail: I’m Quenby Quail.
Male beaver: I’m Balsam Beaver.
Female squirrel: I’m Stephanie Squirrel. Steph for short.
Female owl: I’m Odell Owl.
Female rabbit: I’m Rhonda Rabbit.
Female hedgehog: My name is Helen Hedgehog.
Female chipmunk: I’m Chantal Chipmunk.
Female mole: My name is Marjorie Mole, but I am better known as Margie Mole.
Female badger: I’m Bellamy Badger.
Female bird: And I’m Beverly Bird, but I’m known as Bevy Bird.
Brilliant Bull: Wow. You all have great names, too.
All the woodland animals: Thank you, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: You’re all welcome. Anyway, Damian Deer has told us that he and all the rest of you animals are in distress like Faith Cuddletoe is.
Malky Moose: Yes. We’ve been helpless on this island.
Courageous Cow: How did everyone of you ever get to be helpless?
Missy Moose: Well, Courageous Cow, just a day ago, we were all having a one-week cruise vacation and suddenly, on the seventh day of the cruise trip, something caused a huge hole in the ship and made it sink.
Hero Horse: You were all on a cruise until the cruise ship sank?
Brent Badger: That’s right. No one has ever known what it was that made that hole to cause the ship to sink.
Brilliant Bull: Oh, gracious, that’s dreadful.
Fletch Fox: It sure is. While the ship was sinking, everyone, including us, went onto some emergency life rafts and we sailed away. We Woodlandvillians all rode on one life raft together.
Hero Horse: Where were you going to sail to?
Doreen Deer: Everyone who was on the ship, especially us, were all going to go back home hopefully, but unfortunately a dreadful storm began. It rained hard and there was a huge tidal wave coming towards us. Some of us Woodlandvillians tried to row as fast as we could, but the wave splashed on us all because we weren’t fast enough.
Mystery Mutt: Land sakes, that’s so awful.
Damian Deer: Yeah. It definitely is.
Jim-Dandy Jack: Did you fall overboard?
Francie Fox: Oh, yes. That huge splash caused us to fall overboard and we went under the water until we got back up to the surface.
Babsy Bear: Then, we swam back to the raft until it deflated when it got punctured by the top of a rock. So, we swam for our lives and another tidal wave carried us and brought us to shore on this island, which is where we unexpectedly landed. Hopefully, everyone else who was on the cruise ship must have already gone home.
Mega Mare: But didn’t any of you call for help?
Barty Bear: Well, we tried to, but our device chargers didn’t have enough power to charge our phones and our phones’ batteries had died and shut down, Mega Mare.
Baz Bird: Yeah. We were so exhausted from all that traveling on that raft. So, we had spent the night here on this island last night and Damian thought of spending time here until whenever there’s further notice. And worst of all, Madam Vice does not like animals. If she ever sees any of us, she might hunt us, especially if she attacks any of us or kills any of us.
Courageous Cow: My goodness, that is sinful.
Brilliant Bull: Well, we superheroes of this brigade can rescue Faith Cuddletoe and we can rescue all of you Woodlandvillians, too.
Damian Deer: Great. Then we will be back to Rubyswell soon.
All the Woodlandvillians: Hooray!
Brilliant Bull: Now, before we go that mansion to rescue Faith, we would to share something with all of you.
== Scene 12: The Barnyard Hero Brigade Theme Song ==
Brilliant Bull: I have made up a theme song for us to have. My team and I love it and y’all will love it, too.
[“The Barnyard Hero Brigade Theme Song” begins]
Brilliant Bull: Hey, look there
The Barnyard Hero Brigade
Mega Mare: They can help
Their time may not be delayed
Hero Horse: They’re the greatest in Rubyswell
Courageous Cow: They hear a call that’s as clear as a bell
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: Hooray for the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
Hooray for the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
Brilliant Bull: While they’re around, they hear a cry in distress
Hero Horse: They help someone who is in a terrible mess
Brilliant Bull, Rapid Rooster, and Block Boar: They’re easy to congratulate
Jelly Jenny, Horn Hen, and Tip-Top Tom: They have good days to celebrate
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: Hooray for the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: Hooray for the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
Hero Horse: The brigade could solve some predicaments
That may be such a grief
Courageous Cow: They may not be able to have punishments
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: It’s totally a good relief
What a good life for the Barnyard Hero Brigade
With some bad guys, they sometimes can be dismayed
But they can still defeat outlaws
And since they’re good, they receive applause
Thanks to the Barnyard Hero Brigade
Hooray for the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
Hooray for the Barnyard Hero Brigade!
Yahoo!
Woodlandvillians: (clapping, cheering and whistling for applause)
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: (taking bows while floating in the air)
Barty Bear: Bravo! Bravo!
Doreen Deer: Yippee!
(applause stops)
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: (slowly descending to the ground)
Damian Deer: Oh, that is a very nice theme song that suits you all, Barnyard Hero Brigade.
Brilliant Bull: Thank you very much, all of you.
Fletch Fox: Oh, I have been imagining myself meeting real superheroes in person since I was a cub.
Hero Horse: Well, then, there you go, Fletch.
Fletch Fox: (gasps feeling overjoyed)
Hero Horse remembers my name.
(approaching sound of a motorboat offscreen)
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade and the Woodlanvillians curiously run and stop to find out where the motorboat sound comes from. The motorboat turns out to be the one Uppercut and Peazooka are still on.)
Fletch Fox: Egad. It’s two of Madam Vice’s henchmen, Uppercut and Peazooka.
Mystery Mutt: So, those are a couple of her men who must be looking for Faith Cuddletoe.
Damian Deer: They certainly are, Mystery Mutt. Just like I said before.
Peazooka: Hey, Uppercut, look! There’s that Cuddletoe pooch!
Uppercut: Aha! So, there she is on that rowboat.
Barty Bear: (gasps)
Oh, no. They found Faith Cuddletoe. She’s the one in that rowboat over there.
Brilliant Bull: So…that is Faith Cuddletoe herself.
Damian Deer: Yep. That’s her alright.
Faith Cuddletoe: (continues rowing)
(gasps when she notices Uppercut and Peazooka)
I’ve been found! I better row faster.
(rowing faster)
Uppercut: Stop right where you are, Faith!
Peazooka: Yeah, stop where you are!
Faith Cuddletoe: (panting while rowing faster)
Courageous Cow: Faith’s trying to row much faster.
Brilliant Bull: She’s not fast enough. Those two blokes are gaining on her.
(motorboat approaching Faith Cuddletoe in the rowboat fast)
Uppercut: Peazooka, grab Faith!
Peazooka: (grabs Faith, which makes her yelp and removes her from the quickly) Gotcha!
Faith Cuddletoe: Let me go!
Peazooka: Not on your life, pretty pooch. You’re not going anywhere.
Uppercut: You’re coming straight back to Vice Mansion with us whether you like it or not.
Uppercut and Peazooka: (laughing evilly)
Winona Woodpecker: They got Faith.
Bevy Bird: Oh, this is terrible!
(approaching sound of another motorboat passing by, which turns out be the one with Madam Vice driving it)
Brilliant Bull: Is that…Madam Vice?
Damian Deer: Yep, that’s her in that other motorboat.
Rapid Rooster: Blimey, she’s creepy.
Loyal Ladydog: She’s even utterly stingy.
Fletch Fox: She certainly is. I think we should call Faith and help her right now.
Malky Moose: Are you crazy, Fletch? Those men will notice we’re here and they’ll let Madam Vice know that there are some animals here and she will shoot us.
Francie Fox: Yeah. They would have us on display with taxidermy.
Damian Deer: And some of us would have our heads hung up on a wall.
Malky Moose: Oh, I don’t want to have my head hung up on a wall.
Brilliant Bull: Now, everyone just relax. No one is going to turn any of you into exhibits with taxidermy.
We, the Barnyard Hero Brigade, are going to rescue Faith without being shot by any of those despicable wretches.
Now, listen carefully. We‘ll get that innocent hound and all you citizens of Woodlandville out of here and we’ll take Faith and you all back to Rubyswell A.S.A.P.
Woodlandvillians: Yay!
Brilliant Bull: When we get Faith out of Vice Mansion, we have to avoid being seen by that nefarious lady and those lackeys of hers.
Woodlandvillians: Boo!
Brilliant Bull: And as soon as this crime is solved, we will all call it a night by going home and getting some rest and so will Faith. Who’s with us?
Woodlandvillians: We are!
Brilliant Bull: Good. Now, let’s go to that mansion.
Courageous Cow: Let’s give all of them some flying powers so they could fly with us, Brilliant Bull.
Brilliant Bull: That’s a Brilliant idea, Courageous Cow. Now, hold still, y’all. This is not gonna hurt a bit.
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade makes magic sparkles approach and spread all over the Woodlandvillians)
(magic sparkles disappear)
Woodlandvillians: (slowly ascending to start to fly)
Damian Deer: Hey! I’m feeling light as a feather.
Fletch Fox: Hey, look! We’re rising off the ground! (laughs)
Malky Moose: Holy Malky-roni!
Doreen Deer: Whee! We’re flying!
Woodlandvillians: We can all fly!
Brilliant Bull: Come on, everybody! Off to Vice Mansion! Here we go!
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade and Woodlandvillians start flying away to Vice Mansion)
== Scene 13: Madam Vice’s Proposition ==
(Cuts to Uppercut and Peazooka walking to the front of Vice Mansion while holding Faith Cuddletoe and while Madam Vice is walking behind them.)
Woodlandvillians: Well done, boys. You have done well to catch that hound and bring her back.
(Peazooka opens the front door. Uppercut, Peazooka, and Madam Vice go inside the mansion with Faith still being held.)
Madam Vice: So, you thought you’d finally make it back to Rubyswell, didn’t you? Well, too bad because you’re not actually going back there ever.
(laughs evilly)
Faith Cuddletoe: Why, you black-haired buffoon! (kicks Madam Vice in the abdomen)
Madam Vice: (touching her abdomen where it got kicked) Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh, that smarts!
(growls furiously)
(furiously grabs Faith’s shirt and pulls her a bit forward, which makes her yelp)
Madam Vice: How dare you kick me in the abdomen like that? I hate it when someone does that to me!
Faith Cuddletoe: Well, I hate it when you grab my shirt like that.
Madam Vice: (imitating Faith Cuddletoe) Well, I hate it when you grab my shirt like that.
Huh! You are such a loser.
Faith Cuddletoe: Madam Vice, you’re such a short-tempered, stingy lady, especially when you’re very harsh!
Madam Vice: Ah, shut up! (slaps Faith on the right side of her face, which makes her head vibrate)
Madam Vice: I can’t stand a sore loser.
(Faith’s head stops vibrating and her eyeballs vibrate)
Madam Vice: Peazooka, Uppercut, take that mongrel up to that room. I can’t have her be such a nuisance in my presence and this time, lock her in there so doesn’t get to escape this time.
Uppercut and Peazooka: Yes, Madam.
(Uppercut and Peazooka take Faith upstairs)
Madam Vice: (growly scoff)
(Uppercut and Peazooka stop in front of a room upstairs)
Faith Cuddletoe: (when being thrown in the room) Aah! (when she lands on the floor) Oof!
Uppercut: (slams door)
(locks door with a key, drops the key in his right side pocket)
Faith Cuddletoe: (quick feet shuffle and take off to the locked door)
Let me out of this room!
(shakes the doorknob to make it rattle)
(banging on the locked door) Unlock this door! Unlock it and open up! Open up this instant!
(banging on the door continuously) Please! Let me out of this confound room! You jerks can’t keep me in here!
Uppercut: Ah, (makes a single bang on the door) shut up in there! You’re such a ‘loud-mouth’ type of a sorehead.
Peazooka: Yeah, put a cork in it, loud mouth! You’re also a beast with a very impatient behavior!
Uppercut: Well said, Peazooka.
Peazooka: Thank you, Uppercut. And we’ll be guarding you right here.
Faith Cuddletoe: (angrily walks to a bed in the room where she is locked in and sits in with her arms folded)
(cuts to the inside of Vice Mansion camera slowly moves down from upstairs to downstairs)
(cuts to the Barnyard Hero Brigade and Woodlandvillians flying to Vice Mansion)
Doreen Deer: There it is! Vice Mansion.
Brilliant Bull: So, let’s fly down to the entrance.
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade and Woodlandvillians fly down to the entrance of the mansion)
(Cuts to Madam Vice walking towards Ripfuzz inside the mansion)
Madam Vice: Ripfuzz?
Ripfuzz: Yes, Madam.
Madam Vice: You were supposed to make sure that Cuddletoe hound stays here all the time, but you failed me.
Ripfuzz: But I was just having a coffee break because I was getting thirsty for coffee.
Madam Vice: You are not supposed to take any coffee breaks while you are on duty and when you don’t have permission. You may only have a coffee break if I give you permission. So, you didn’t get any permission to have a coffee break and you didn’t even ask for permission.
Ripfuzz: I’m sorry, Madam. I didn’t have time to ask you.
Madam Vice: Well, next time in the future, you should ask.
Now, listen, men. I would like to make a proposition.
I would become the most famous woman in all of Texas.
Ripfuzz: The most famous woman in all of Texas, Madam Vice?
Madam Vice: That’s right, Ripfuzz. I am going to be the most famous woman in Texas because I will present the Emerald of Beauty that is mysteriously somewhere in the Cave Without a Name.
Courageous Cow: (whispers) The Emerald of Beauty?
Brilliant Bull: (whispers) The Cave Without a Name?
Madam Vice: As soon as Faith Cuddletoe finds that emerald I want, I will soon be famous in public and become rich. So freaking rich.
All of Madam Vice’s henchmen except Ripfuzz: Aaahhhhhh.
Ripfuzz: Rich? How can you get rich?
Madam Vice: (furiously) By getting money, (hits Ripfuzz on the head and some stars circle around above his head and bird-twittering sound) you moron! How else?
Ripfuzz: (rapidly shakes his head)
Madam Vice: Besides, I still have not received that emerald and I still am wanting it so badly.
Ripfuzz: But, Madam, Faith had given up looking for it last time we were at the Cave Without a Name.
Madam Vice: Well, you didn’t have her in that cave long enough.
Ripfuzz: But, Madam, Faith was getting so overwhelmed that she couldn’t find it.
Madam Vice: Well, that’s no excuse for not finding it. Whenever I decide to bring that pooch gal to that cave tonight, she will stay in there and look much longer until she finally finds the Emerald of Beauty. I’ve got to have it! Now, I’m going to mind my own business by doing my thing until I decide when to go to the Cave Without a Name and all you men can do your things.
Ripfuzz: Okay. Whatever you say, boss. You’re much too kind.
Madam Vice: (sarcastically) Yes, indeed.
(walking away from onscreen to offscreen)
All of Madam Vice’s henchmen except Uppercut and Peazooka: (walking away from onscreen to offscreen)
== Scene 14: Pranking the Henchmen ==
Mega Mare: Madam Vice can be definitely feisty. She’s utterly ill-tempered.
Brilliant Bull: She and her men are gonna take Faith to the Cave Without a Name soon.
Fletch Fox: I’ll give that lady a piece of my mind or two!
Brilliant Bull: No, Fletch. You’ll get kidnapped, too or should I say “foxnapped” since you’re a fox?
Fletch Fox: Hey, good point.
Courageous Cow: Look. Peazooka and Uppercut are still up there.
Brilliant Bull: So they are. That room they’re guarding must be where Faith Cuddletoe is.
Hero Horse: I have a feeling she must be locked in there so she would not escape this time.
Brilliant Bull: Possibly. Let me see with my super binocular vision and x-ray vision.
(Cuts to Brilliant Bull’s point of view slowly zooming into the room where Faith Cuddletoe is locked up, Brilliant Bull’s x-ray vision reveals Faith Cuddletoe inside the room.)
Brilliant Bull: Bull-yah, Faith’s in that room alright. We superheroes of this brigade still must rescue her and the citizens of Woodlandville who are here, too.
Courageous Cow: Oh, my cud, Brilliant Bull, we’ve gotta get past those two men.
Brilliant Bull: You’re right, Courageous Cow. We should get in that room and meet Faith.
Hero Horse: Has anyone got any bright ideas?
All the other members of the Barnyard Hero Brigade except Brilliant Bull: (shrugging and shaking their heads) Nah.
Woodlandvillians: (shrugging and shaking their heads) Us, neither.
Brilliant Bull: Let me think.
Hmmmm. Hmmmm.
(a lightbulb appears and shines above Brilliant Bull’s head)
Brilliant Bull: Bull-yah! I’ve got a brilliant idea.
(lightbulb disappears)
Brilliant Bull: Gather around everybody.
(The other members of the Barnyard Hero Brigade and the Woodlandvillians gather around)
Brilliant Bull: (whispering)
Damian Deer: Not a bad idea, Brilliant Bull.
Courageous Cow: Now, y’all just stay out here and stay safe. We’ll give you some ultrasonic hearing powers so you could overhear us, especially when you watch what we do inside.
(The Barnyard Hero Brigade makes magic sparkles approach and spread all over the Woodlandvillians)
(magic sparkles disappear)
Brilliant Bull: Now, let’s turn invisible and get inside the mansion. We’ll hold hands while we’re invisible so we will not bump into each other or hurt each other, especially while we’re flying.
Courageous Cow: Good idea.
The other members of the Barnyard Hero Brigade: Yeah, a very good idea.
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: (starts holding each other’s hand and turns invisible)
Brilliant Bull: Now, remember. When we sneak in, we have to be very quiet.
(opening front door)
Narrator: So, the Barnyard Hero Brigade…
Brilliant Bull: Shhhh. (whispers) Could you narrate in a little more stealth way, please?
Narrator: (whispers) Oh, right. Sorry. So, the Barnyard Hero Brigade turned invisible and went inside through the front door.
(whispers) They quietly flew upstairs and landed near Uppercut and Peazooka.
Peazooka: Hey, Uppercut, I have a strange feeling that someone must be sneaking past us.
Uppercut: Oh, tommyrot, Peazooka. There’s no one in sight. It must be your imagination playing a trick on you.
Peazooka: I could’ve sworn someone went by us.
Brilliant Bull: (whispers) Hey, guys, watch this.
(invisibly pinches Uppercut on the right hip)
Uppercut: Ow!
(thinks Peazooka pinched him and angrily slaps him in the face when he accuses him falsely)
Peazooka: Ow! (rubbing his slapped face) What was that for?
Uppercut: You pinched me on the right hip!
Peazooka: But I did not pinch you.
Uppercut: Well, I felt a pinch and I felt like it was you who did it.
Peazooka: Hmph! I always get blamed.
Brilliant Bull: (invisibly gives Peazooka a wedgie)
Peazooka: Aah!
(Angrily and falsely accuses Uppercut and slaps him on the back)
Uppercut: Ow! Hey, what was that for?
Peazooka: Don’t play dumb with me, Uppercut. You just gave me a wedgie!
Uppercut: I just gave you a wedgie? Maybe it was just your imagination playing a trick on you!
Peazooka: Well, I felt a wedgie and felt like it was you who did it.
Uppercut: Hmph! I always get blamed.
Brilliant Bull: (invisibly grabs Uppercut)
Uppercut: (yelps)
Brilliant Bull: (swinging Uppercut round and round)
Uppercut: (while being swung round and round) Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
Brilliant Bull: (throws Uppercut)
Uppercut: (when being thrown and falling down) Ya-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
(When he lands on a couch) Oof!
(Gets up and shakes his head)
Peazooka: (laughing hysterically at Uppercut)
Uppercut: Something invisible just grabbed me, swung me, and threw me.
Peazooka: What’s something invisible that just grabbed you, swung you, and threw you?
Uppercut: If I would know what’s something invisible that just grabbed me, swung me, and threw me, I wouldn’t just call it something invisible that just grabbed me, swung me, and threw me. It would be unidentified.
Peazooka: (laughing continuously)
Brilliant Bull: (invisibly grabs Peazooka)
Peazooka: (yelps)
Brilliant Bull: (swinging Peazooka round and round)
Peazooka: (when being swung round and round) Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
Brilliant Bull: (throws Peazooka)
Uppercut: (when being thrown and falling down) Ya-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaahhh!
(When he lands on the same couch) Oh!
Uppercut: (starts laughing at Peazooka)
(Laughing continuously)
The Barnyard Hero Brigade and the Woodlandvillians: (laughing along)
Uppercut: (surprised take) Wait a second. I hear someone laughing here.
Peazooka: (horrified) Those must be g-g-g-g-g-ghosts!
Uppercut: Ghosts? So, one of those must have pinched me and given you a wedgie.
Peazooka: I think you’re right, Uppercut.
Uppercut: Okay! Who goes there? Show yourselves and come down and fight like…whatever you are!
Peazooka: Yeah, come on down and fight!
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: (invisibly flying down and turning visible)
Uppercut and Peazooka: (gasp with a shocked reaction)
Brilliant Bull: Hello, suckers.
Uppercut: Why, you’re a bunch of…bizarre-looking creatures that in bizarre-looking outfits.
Peazooka: And you’re…floating in air.
Courageous Cow: That’s right, you two. We are super livestock.
Hero Horse: We can outsmart you.
Mega Mare: We can defeat you.
The Barnyard Hero Brigade: And we could even give you a piece of our minds.
Brilliant Bull: (grabs both Uppercut and Peazooka, bumps their heads together and he and the rest of the brigade fly away)
Uppercut and Peazooka: (holding onto the heads that were bumped into) Oh! Ouch! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
(Angrily start running from onscreen to offscreen)
(Cuts to one of Madam Vice’s henchmen, Rottenhead dusting a shelf)
Mystery Mutt: (looks at Rottenhead, grimaces at him, and turns invisible)
Rottenhead: (continues dusting until Mystery Mutt invisibly grabs it and pulls it out his hand)
Huh? Hey!
(Rottenhead tries to catch the duster with Mystery Mutt invisibly making him miss back and forth)
(Mystery Mutt invisibly flies away with the duster and Rottenhead starts running after him)
Rottenhead: Come back here, you pesky duster!
(Cuts to three of Madam Vice’s henchmen, Picklebrain, Wacky Owen, and Lickbottom resting in a theater room watching “Symphony Hour” shown on a projection screen)
Rapid Rooster, Charm Chicken, Dynamic Drake, Horn Hen, Glamorous Gander, Gallant Goose, Tip-Top Tom, and Heart Hen: (fly in front of Picklebrain, Wacky Owen, and Lickbottom)
Picklebrain, Wacky Owen, and Lickbottom: Huh?
Rapid Rooster, Charm Chicken, Dynamic Drake, Horn Hen, Glamorous Gander, Gallant Goose, Tip-Top Tom, and Heart Hen: (while floating in the air) Hey, you bad eggs, come and try to get us!
Picklebrain, Wacky Owen, and Lickbottom: (start running after Rapid Rooster, Charm Chicken, Dynamic Drake, Horn Hen, Glamorous Gander, Gallant Goose, Tip-Top Tom, and Heart Hen)
Picklebrain: Why, you pesky poultry!
(Cuts to three of Madam Vice’s henchmen, Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw sitting at a table in a room where they are playing solitaire)
Jim-Dandy Jack, Jelly Jenny, and Excellent Ewe: (invisibly fly above the table and grab the cards that were being held by Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw)
Picklebrain, Wacky Owen, and Lickbottom: (exclaim)
Wacky Owen: The cards we held! They’re floating!
Lickbottom: Maybe this mansion is haunted.
Rapturous Ram: (invisibly grabs the rest of the cards on the table while flying)
Junkpot: Look! The rest of the cards are floating, too! This mansion is definitely haunted!
Jim-Dandy Jack, Jelly Jenny, Rapturous Ram, and Excellent Ewe: (invisibly launch the cards at Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw)
(The cards fall all over Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw)
Jim-Dandy Jack, Jelly Jenny, Rapturous Ram, and Excellent Ewe: (turn invisible)
(Laughing at Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw while floating in the air)
Junkpot: You beasts!
Jim-Dandy Jack, Jelly Jenny, Rapturous Ram, and Excellent Ewe: Uh-oh!
(Feet scramble and take off in the air)
(Cuts to Ripfuzz mopping the floor in the kitchen)
Plucky Pussycat: (magically appears behind Ripfuzz, uses his powers to make a banana float to him, eats the banana and drops the peel on the floor)
(Magically disappears when Ripfuzz turns around and sees the banana peel on the floor)
Ripfuzz: Huh. That’s strange. (Picks up banana peel) I don’t remember this banana peel being put on the floor.
(Throws the banana peel into a garbage can and continues mopping)
Plucky Pussycat: (magically appears behind Ripfuzz and pushes him to make him slip on the mopped floor)
Ripfuzz: (when his feet rapidly slip and when he falls down) Whoa-oa-oa!
(When he lands on his back) Oof!
Ouch.
Plucky Pussycat: (laughing at Ripfuzz)
Ripfuzz: What? A floating cat?
(When he gets up angrily) Oh, you pesky feline!
(Ripfuzz tries to catch Plucky Pussycat)
(Plucky Pussycat dodges to make Ripfuzz miss while flying in the air)
Plucky Pussycat: (singsong) Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah. You can’t catch me.
(Flies away fast)
Ripfuzz: Oh, yes, I can.
(Grabs a broom and starts running after Plucky Pussycat)
(Cuts to Uppercut and Peazooka looking for some of the members of the Barnyard Hero Brigade)
Uppercut: Alright, where are you, you barnyard fools?
Peazooka, you search that way and I’ll search this way.
Peazooka: Okay, Uppercut. (Starts running one way while Uppercut runs the other way)
Block Boar: (hears some approaching footsteps and turns into a jumbo-side block with himself in an image on one side)
(Ripfuzz runs upstairs and sees Block Boar as a block)
Ripfuzz: Wow. What a strange-looking block.
(When being punched in the nose by Block Boar’s left fist) Ow! A punching block!
Block Boar: (turns back into his normal self) Well, I’d call you a blockhead, blockhead.
(Laughs)
Ripfuzz: First, a cat and now, a pig? This is ridiculous.
Block Boar: Now, don’t think of calling it “re-pig-ulous,” buster.
(Grabs Ripfuzz’s nose, stretches it, and lets it go with a snap)
Ripfuzz: Aah! (Holds onto his nose)
Block Boar: (chuckles and flies away)
Ripfuzz: (angrily grabs the broom and runs away grumbling)
(Cuts to Rottenhead still after invisible Mystery Mutt still with the duster)
Rottenhead: Come back here, duster!
Mystery Mutt: You’ve gotta catch me first!
Rottenhead: A talking duster? Impossible.
Mystery Mutt: (invisibly flies out of sight)
Rottenhead: (runs from offscreen to onscreen and skids to stop)
Alright, duster, let me have it!
Mystery Mutt: Alright, I will let you have it alright!
(Invisibly puts duster into Rottenhead’s face and it falls on the floor)
Rottenhead: (build-up to a sneeze)
(Big and loud sneeze)
Mystery Mutt: (turning visible and laughing at Rottenhead while floating)
Gesundheit, buster.
Rottenhead: Hey, that was no floating or talking duster, it was a flying dog who was invisible this whole time.
Mystery Mutt: (quickly flies up to Rottenhead)
You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie!
(Grabs Rottenhead’s hat, pulls it down, quick feet shuffle, and takes off)
Rottenhead: (pulls hat until it pops off, puts it back on properly, and runs away furiously)
(Cuts to Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw still looking for the animals who pranked them)
Junkpot: Where are all of you, you pesky creatures?
Blizzard Buck: (using his breath to make ice on the floor)
Sly Pendleton: Come out, come out wherever you…
(Junkpot, Sly Pendleton, and Verdell Outlaw slip on the ice rapidly with yelps, fall down and yell while sliding on the ice)
(Junkpot bumps into a wall, Sly Pendleton and Verdell Outlaw bump into Junkpot into the wall, which causes a cuckoo clock to get loose, fall down, and break on Junkpot’s head with a cuckoo bird with four cuckoos)
Sly Pendleton: Looks like you’ve gone cuckoo, Junkpot. (Giggles)
Verdell Outlaw: Yeah, totally cuckoo, Junkpot.
Junkpot: Aw, shut up, you lunkheads. And get off me.
(Sly Pendleton and Verdell Outlaw get off Junkpot and off the ice, start standing up)
Junkpot: (gets off the ice and starts standing up)
Oh, my word. Ice inside this mansion? Where did it come from?
(walks away)
Blizzard Buck: (snickering as he watches Sly Pendleton, Verdell Outlaw, and Junkpot walk out of sight)
(zooms away)
(cuts to Uppercut running upstairs)
Brilliant Bull: Uh-uh-uh-uh. Before you run somewhere else, you need to check what’s under there.
Uppercut: Under where?
Brilliant Bull: Exactly. I’ve given Peazooka a wedgie before, so I’m gonna give you one, too.
(pulls the back of Uppercut’s underwear up)
Uppercut: (exclaims)
Brilliant Bull: You know what? You’re such a nervous wreck, aren’t you?
(chuckles)
(lets go of Uppercut’s underwear to make it slap Uppercut’s buttocks)
Uppercut: Ow!
Brilliant Bull: (disappears)
Uppercut: (furiously) Oh, that black beast! I’ll fix him!
(grabs an axe and runs downstairs)
Okay, Mr. Wise Beast, show yourself.
(camera slides slowly to a grandfather clock with a pair of eyes looking at Uppercut walking by while holding the axe up)
(eyes blink two times in a row)
(face pops out of the grandfather clock, which turns out to be Brilliant Bull hiding inside the grandfather clock)
Brilliant Bull: (hiding in the grandfather clock, whispers) Mess with this beast, huh?
(flying out of the grandfather clock)
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