Queen Jiafei's Life

= Chapter 1: How Queen Jiafei Started Her Career =
Once upon a time, there lived a young girl called Jiafei Productussy. The Dinosaurs always bullied her because she was flat. one Day, she was crying when she got an idea. "I am superior compared to them, since I am #skinnylegend and there not. Since I am also smarter, I'm going to destroy them". So Jiafei crafted/created so seggsy products and made the asteroid fall on the dinosaur's head.
They died, and with her seggsy products, She got a big ass and Big Boobies too.
= Chapter 2: Gordon Ramsay =
One day Jiafei was at a restaurant waiting for her skinny burger to arrive. at the next table, a waiter was shouting at a weeping overweight child: "Keep it down Flop." Jiafei got up and threw her products at the waiter and told hi. To shut up she listened as the child detailed his plan to become a master chef and  television personality. Jiafei agreed to provide funding to help him achieve his dream and pay for his liposuction. That child grew up to be Gordon Ramsey. In 2009, Jiafei went to his restaurant to pay tribute.
= Chapter 3: JIAFUSSY =
TODAYS JIAFEIS BDAY
= Chapter 4:Jiafei on MTV =
Did you know Jiafei was on on live TV? Well of course she was, she's so famous and cool. She was on the real housewives of orange county, ever since she became the queen of all bussys, barbs, sussy bakas, etc. 
Once on live tv, Ayesha Erotica was crying in her room. Everyone was baffled but Sister Jiafei elegantly walked up to her to see what she could do. It turns out, Ayesha's husband requested her to sign divorce papers. Jiafei realized she had the perfect product to fix this situation. She gave Ayesha fashionista baddie products that only the exclusive limited time prodcuts for 5$ free shipping, free returns, 100% refund garanteed HD 5g wifi bluetooth connected USB charger, to make her become a baddie baka babe boss. She ruled over her husband and then made him realized that he is nothing without elizabeth. She turned into queen Ayesha the 1st and ruled over once again, slaying the evil husband with fire, ruh ruh like a dungeon dragon. She then pursued her future career as a whore.
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