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Welcome to Backchat, the #1 forum in the Backrooms.
auricel_chad in /pol/
average meggie on their way to die in level 666.death.!!!.exe because they thought licking the impresarios' boots would save them:
meggiemicheal
restarting the counter
it has now been 0 days since another auricel typed out bullshit about the meggies
auricel_chad
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Sarah720 [Staff]
reminder: racial slurs, doxxing, and sending cognitohazardous images are against the rules.
auricel_chad
kill yourself 
bbl_caius in /pol/
Why the AEG is problematic: a thread (1/153)
bbl_caius
TW: Genocide, Murder, Forced Sterilization, Harm To Minors, Torture, Arson, Suicide, Death, Xenophobia, Racism
To start off, we'll have to discuss the Glowfolk genocide performed by the group in Level -150. Known as the "Day of Dying Flames", this consisted of a invasion by the
group during The Flicker, where they went on to kill over 3,000 Glowfolk and torture many of their leaders for intel on Glowfolk military bases.
And even with that out of the way, we haven't even begun to talk about the massive eigenweapon they created, powered by harvesting the souls of thousands of Facelings using an occult effigy...
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facelinghunter
i ain't reading allat 🥱
tedfrom60seconds
ok meggie why dont you explain what happened on Level 87 🤔
smiler-anus in /frontrooms/
hey backchat, what's one piece of media you miss from the frontrooms?
Dark
Honestly, I miss skibidi toliet. call me cringe, but it was a pretty good kajiu-like series with masterful animation.
Jamalis98
Are you joking me?
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Sarah720 [Staff]
The offending users have been permabanned.
Remember people, doxxing and stalking a user is against the rules, no matter the quality of their taste in media.
charlie
is nobody gonna talk about op's username
ThrowAwayACC
Someone clearly loves Karelia too much.
charlie
??
ThrowAwayACC
🤫🧏
Starring_Bright
That guy thought he was sniperwolf lol
meggiemicheal in /discoveries/
hey backchat i found this weird diner thing while no-clipping in level 6
from what i can tell it's finite and pretty small, but i can't find a way out. i'll keep you all updated.
auricel_chad
and here we see another imminent case of "dumbass meggie gets killed" syndrome
meggiemicheal
Level 399, Rosatin Hotel, Room 427. I know how to get to you.
meggiemicheal
anyways i found an exit to Level 69. At least I got outta there.
smiley in /discoveries/
Hey backchat, look i found a really chill party room
you should come here sometime, there's tons of slides and food
facelinghunter
> named "smiley"
> coincidentally "found" a party room that he wants people to come to
Mods, we got another jovial here, come ban em'
iGoTopartiesaLOT
no he's just really happy for whatever reason
yesking
thanks for the invitation bro, I’ll make sure to bring pizza
Chippythewhitecat in /entities/
The Goobers
400px
Monoholoms [Staff]
> Just a fusion of banana and duck.
> Instantly loved.
#Entity 31 Supremacy.
pdhmin_mf in /discoveries/
got another level to possibly document. due to complications with my old ass computer, it'll take 3 days at best. sending attachment in replies.
pdhmin_mf
more pictures will be provided on request
backrooms_ephemera_lover
wot the f*ck bru... sh*t looks like it came straight outta a level 0 sublevel LMAOO
AOhNo
FYM BRUH IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE IT
adriaan_levy
honestly, why the hell do we keep getting more and more corridor levels, does this place love them or sum?
AOhNo
brother, you right there
just guessing the backrooms ran out of creativity like a long time ago
adriaan_levy
yeah, ek se.
Scribe_Of_Κ in /intros/
>Got a custom water proof phone and charging system.
>Told it can be used to talk to others, share cute pics and much more.
>Opens "The Backnet" for the first time.
>Sees multiple vile posts get made while mods remove posts of people sharing their happy lives because "No Private Info"
Why do I even let people in my level?
Roman_Exitodus_9010391
Welcome to the internet!
Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
We've got mountains of content!
Some better, some worse.
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
AOhNo
im sorry you said level? sorry if I'm being such a dumbass but please elaborate
HistoricalDances [Staff]
@AOhNo Did you really just say that to the Scribe of Kappa?
AOhNo
OH SHIT DID I? MB
Scribe_Of_Κ
Level Kappa	Level Κ is a sub-level of Level 7 and is infinite body of water which can change on the wanderer's desire. When one first enters Level Κ the level is completely devoid of any life. There is no ocean floor and no top surface layer on entry, it is simply an infinitely large..
It says about myself somewhere below the page.
CupidSwagger in /intros/
Hello
Amogus
Hello
lv154enjoyer
Hello
Chippythewhitecat
Hello
TheREAL_Axo_(Fortnite)
Sup.
Canineannoyr
hi
Starring_Bright
Greetings
the_average_wanderer in /discoveries/
> be me
> just a normal level 4 dweller
> one day actually decide to start exploring
> punch a hole in the ceiling for shits and giggles
> ladder drops down
What the fuck do I do?
Ulti_Matum
GO UP THERE AND SEND PICS PLEASE
Ich_Bin_Very_Lost
Dude, I think you might've just found a new level.
the_average_wanderer
Alright, I went up.
Anyone know why the hell there even is a bathroom above Level 4?
Level5Pilled
stay the fuck in the dark. please.
Ich_Bin_Very_Lost
Nevermind, not new. But I have a trick to identify what level you're on.
1 - Take some Almond Water and spill some.
2 - Wait approximately 30-40 minutes.
3 - You should see some numbers start to form. These are not the numbers of the level you are on.
4 - Find any item from the level, preferably very small, and dip it in the spilt Almond Water.
5 - The numbers should rearrange into the level you are on.
the_average_wanderer
Be back in 40 minutes ima try this
Level5Pilled
stay out of trouble dude. this level isn't a place you wanna be.
the_average_wanderer
Ok, so I tried it and it's giving me "575268"
How fucking long does this go on for? How have I skipped 500,000+ levels?
adriaan_levy
did you do it right? cause last i checked there are only up to like, what? 1000? 2000? are you sure you dipped the object in?
the_average_wanderer
On the database there's only 1,000, but there's certainly a lot more out there beyond 1,000.
aluminumwiring in /sos/
guys can someone enlighten me about an exit in a level? im somewhere located in that one level that's better than that red hallway... info greatly appreciated!
adriaan_levy
mate, your only (sane) hope is to just reach the blue hallways and keep walking until it fades into the rosatin. Othewise good luck, as the only other exit is to Level 93.
borok in /pol/
Why Aurielle shouldve remained occupied
I am an Auriellen that actually was quite fond of the MEG occupation, ever since we fought for our liberation it has just become a fucking shithole with globalist and hypernationalists ruling our nation, the MEG occupation got rid of most of those issues and actually benefited us since well they are the most influential group in all of the Backrooms! Therefore I propose:
*Antlia Teskansu being independent
*Aurielle going back to M.E.G.
Any questions?
Basum
LMAO tu venuisky quiros repun!
borok
What? 
cresevet
they're saying you're a meggato
auricel_chad
not a real auriellen, obviously some stupid antlian or meggie, lmao just stop coping, we won 😭😭
borok
won? really? aurielle is going through great internal turmoil, an insurgency in antlia have sprung up wishing for independence, and most of the economy is going towards maintaining the armored vehicles in the military, is that winning? You kinda people that just are enthralled in the nationalism are the reason our system is failing. fucking Paucorut.
cresevet
Didn't even call em an idiot correctly, its obvious you dont know what you're talking about. Causorut.
canisiolol in /pol/
what's your favorite level and why?
hate_vani
probably some deadzone level, makes me feel like in the right enviroment
Flashcube1999
Level 296
palpatine
edgelord zzzzzzz
Muzafuckaskeleton
level CSS because coolooololololollololololololololololololol
user_name in /x/
any theories about the anomaly?
atticdweller
i dont think its one entity, its more
Thats why the stories all describe it differently
AlmondEnjoyer
if ur not a 153er, leave
time dilation makes those guys a pain in the ass to talk to
robert153
not our fault you cant be patient
AlmondEnjoyer
says the guy who makes everyone take 2 hours to respond
do you guys ever post when time is FASTER?
dd3e32r in /discoveries/
I found this new level.
Anyone know what it is?
wanderer1234 [Staff]
It was funny the first time, please stop now.
410Gone in /random/
Che sibidi toyulet or cripper🧐yaveh pyeram, skibidi toyilet nyeluveh cripper💣skinye hahaha skibi oooo yaloveh daymonds💎💎 yaeh sum tokeh buggatehh🚗yeeeeees😍getsam buggateh.. OHHH NYEEE CRIPPER OH NYEEEE NYEHHH CRIPPER REPENTO😱😰😰HUH SKIBITY TOILET 🚽BRRRR SKIBIDI DOY DOY DOY YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP SKIBIDI DOPPOTO DOPPOTO DOP
randomfuckingidiot [Staff]
Kill yourself you insufferable shitstain
Flashcube1999
Go get stuck in level 777
Muzafuckinskeleton
Dawg
TXGamer
perish
Starring_Bright
You should kill yourself NOW!!!
cygnussy in /random/
hear me out
dd3e32r
op what the fuck is wrong with you
cygnussy
WAIT I MEANT TO POST A PHOTO OF BLANCHE 😭
dd3e33r
who the fuck is blanche
4thWallBreakingInterDimsensionalUniversalEntity
Wrong wiki blud. Besides Scribe Kappa better 
SribeofZeta
Wtf is wrong with you. She is literally my gf you sick horny fuck.
Starring_Bright
Blud is absolutely down bad
facelessbastard in /random/
hey guys this is my pet pedro
say hi pedro
HomieRobot
hear me out on pedro
Joe Biden
You are being placed under arrest. Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law.
TheAgentAnonymous
How the hell did you get access to another dimension's chat
Flashcube1999
Isn't pedro the name of a kid who got blocked on the database?
ohiorizler2304284
Did he shapeshift!?!?! is he tsthe impsoter from amognaoguus?!?!?!
HomieRobot
shut
Joe Biden
Aren't you supposed to be arrested?
HomieRobot
Aren't you supposed to be taking your dementia pills?
Joe Biden
Aren't you supposed to be arrested?
HomieRobot
i'm out
Joe Biden
Aren't you supposed to be arrested?
Joe Biden
Aren't you supposed to be arrested?
Flashcube1999
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP
Joe Biden
Aren't you supposed to be arrested?
HomieRobot in /mcdonalds/
guys I found a new entity in level mcdonalds
AOhNo
that's impossible, he wouldve broken that mcdonalds instead LMAOOOO
LCorp_Agent
THIS FUNNY ASS SHIT BRUH IM CAPTIONING THIS LATER
AOhNo
send me in backcord dms when done, user is respectfuldecline#1337 and display is AOhNo
LCorp_Agent
sent you it, dm request should look like some kinda blue heart thing
casus_belli in /frontrooms/
just curious—where were you guys from before noclipping into the backrooms? personally, i was from wyoming, which is in the united states.
goofo
wth is a wyoming?
Preußenwanderer
Ich war aus Preußen.
dry_erase_marker
you do know there's a German forum, right?
Backroomian
@Preußenwanderer yo, what do you mean you were from prussia??
Preußenwanderer
@Backroomian Sie wissen nicht, was Preußen ist?
2569number
I noclipped from croatia personally
IzetbegovicStrongestSoldier
bosnia
ilovewarcrimes
serbia
2569number
both of you kys
Jamalis98 in /levels/
So I was walking through level 2 when found an open pipe. I crawled trough it. Uhh idk where I am now. There are these people that seem friendly tho.
Snowdaythirtytwo-fduser in /levels/
Hi, I found this new level:
Isabella2002
Are you sure that's not a byproduct of the Temporary Manifestation?
NightJackAzz in /discovery/
This level is so bad, like the forest is red, something does not feel right...
liminalmaxxer in /levels/
Favorite pool level?
Snowdaythirtytwo-fduser
37. You can't beat the classics.
neon99
Nah, 699 is the best
goofo
you know that level makes you an addict right
CanineAnnoyr
Blue Horizon is the greatest.
Change my mind.
shclerlsps
roblox
indecisiveness
Blue Horizon is the best ngl
iGoTopartiesaLOT in /sos/
guys come to level fun with me i'm really scared
indecisiveness
bro didn't even try to hide it 💀
alexanderS
K. coming
Isabella2002
I'm sorry what?
IamStoppable
how is it like being a festhead huh?
iGoTopartiesaLOT
Come.
I am human
Isabella2002 in /weapons/
Check out this bad boy I got from Level 158 🔥🔥🔥
adriaan_levy in /entities/
who is the strongest entity?
SSsmiler
prob the seprent
>big as a star
>can destroy entire levels
>cant be hurt by any normal weapons
wearesoback
manipulating entire levels is not really unique among entities
the beast of lv 5, the game creator and a bunch of the scribes can do it
indecisiveness
empyreans solo
cygnussy
BLANCHE
SSsmiler
seriously, who tf is blanche?
plutonium
I have no wise words to write.
Starring_Bright
Idk, that's very objective
106Terraria in /levels/
I just went into what is probably an undocumented level. I've never heard of it before. Fortunately there was a faceling in the level who referred to himself as Johnny. I tried to ask him about the level to gather more information, however I was weirded out when he just muttered "galvanized square steel", "eco-friendly wood veneer", and "aunt-borrowed expansion screws". Is this a secret language or something?
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