The Merciless Hot Pepper of Quetzalacatenango

The Merciless Hot Pepper of Quetzalacatenango, which we are just gonna call the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper, is one of the hottest peppers in the UnUniverse. These peppers are grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum, and it shows, you can go insane by eating it. Coming across this pepper can mean certain death if you aren't careful.
It's claim to fame started when doofus dad Homer Simpson tried one, being Homer, he was ignorant and ate it right away without any precautions, the effects where expected, fire breath, hallucinations and unconsciousness. This was so bad the fire department was called in an attempt to cool him off with Milk AND water hoses, and it nearly failed. They have been banned as a food in all of South America, too.
Long story short, this pepper is a dangerous thing, watch out when you are in it's proximity, and do not drop it in the ocean either, that will cause a global extinction for the poor sea life. Is Guatemala a real place, anyway?
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