Milkmen

== General Information ==
Milkmen are members of a small religion (dubbed Milkmanism) that worships Greg above all other gods and follows his values. They believe in charity, good fatherhood and compassion among other values. The most devoted of them are the 'milkmen', who put on their milkman uniforms and distribute milk and other dairy products to local houses (Charity), having love affairs with people in poor relationships (Compassion) and strive be positive influences on those people's children when their spouses aren't (Fatherhood). For their methods, however, they have gained a bit of a reputation for sleeping with married women. Good spouses and good parents have nothing to fear, however, as Milkmen only provide that end of their services to those who really need it. Milkmen are also known for their ritual and recreational use of Marijuana, promoting its safe use throughout history. In WYSI, they are often on the side of the protagonists (such as Ted Nivison or Clay) and are positive influences in their lives.
== Religion ==
Milkmanism is a monolatristic religion which solely worships Greg but does not deny the existence of other gods. In Milkman Tradition, Greg created the other gods and deities of the world, who then created the earth and inspired their own religions throughout the world. Greg, however, remains fully in charge of the earth and the cosmos alike. Similarly to Zoroastrianism, Milkmen believe that there is a rival and evil deity working against Greg known as Apa. They believe Apa is working to destroy the universe and bring death and destruction. This is how they explain the evil life-destroying abilities of the French, as well as their general nastiness. They also throw a Webkin doused in Holy milk at the Buttfucknowhere Apa Shrine to prevent Apa's return to earth. Milkmen will often perform ritual Cannabis use in small ceremonies, and generally promote the use of the substance. They also value Compassion, Charity and Fatherhood, and train their members in parenting skills. There is another sect of Milkmanism, which largely believes the same things but has some slight differences known as the Mailmen. 
== History ==
Milkmanism first developed sometime around 2500 BCE. For much of its history, it has been a very small, secretive religion and often has been targeted by the cultures it was surrounded by throughout history. While all of this continues, their relatively new milkman uniforms have made them more recognizable and have gained them both fame and infamy alike.
== Fun Facts ==
* Milkmen originated because of the 'fuck your wife' joke and developed into the Milkmen of WYSI we know and love today.
* A chocolate rain prophesy was written in 1700 BCE Babylon which is the original song we all know, and has caused Trog to Explosive diarrhea into fans for some reason.
* 'Greg is Lactose Intolerant, and he pooped for our sins' is a genuine, unironic belief of Milkmen
** Because of this, they also believe that Lactose intolerants are Greg's chosen people.
*Milkmanism is the closest to describing the reality of WYSI, as it accurately describes the situation of all religions being real to some extent, as well as describing Greg, Apa, Trog and Bodil.
Category:Worldbuilding
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