Golden Pan

The Golden Pan is a legendary item that can only obtainable by traveling to the 368th Dimension, moving to the exact the right position, and doing 4.5x10^4589 cartwheels. It can block anything, Rainbow Flower attacks, the Ban Hammer and the Weegee Virus. Its last known possessor was Wario. It sends anyone who is not worthy of its awesome power flying into the 9th circle of Hell upon touching it. 
== History ==
The Golden Pan was created when a saucepan made of crystallized NEDM Energy was combined with the essence of the legendary poke man Wobbuffet. It was originally given to Captain 0 but was later stolen by Tinky Winky for unknown evil purposes. Whatever it was that Tinky Winky wanted to use it for never came about anyway, because Noo-Noo leaked its location to Captain 0 as payback for its mistreatment at the hands of the Teletubbies. Wario later stole it and put it into his still-malfunctioning Wa-machine as a test, where it rocketed to the 368th dimension where it is to this day.
== Effects ==
The Golden pan has the property of turning anything it touches into gold except the possessor. Any worthy being on the wrong end of it will turn into a gold statue, still concious but unable to move or scream. Unworthy victims will be turned into feces and then sent to the 9th circle of hell.
== Trivia ==
* Somebody used to own a replica of the Golden Pan; it was broken soon after, and everybody got pissed because of it.
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