Deadpool vs Deathstroke

==Interlude==
Flare: Ok? We're doing this? Alright! I'm down! But I need someone else....
Leone: I'll do it!
Flare: HOW THE FUCK?!
Leone: Don't question it, let's do this!
==Deadpool==
Flare: Most of Wade Wilson's life is unknown. Even to him
Leone: Yeah, sometimes he's a kid beaten up by thugs until Nick Fury took him under his wing
Flare: Or a hired mercenary under William Stryker, or a cancer patient
Leone: But we do know he's been experimented on, and those experiments gave him awesome healing powers!
Flare: He can shrug off getting stabbed, shot, blown up, etc
Leone: Either way, he is a freelance assassin with a HILARIOUS sense of humor
Flare: Anyway, let's get to the good stuff
Leone: Agreed!
Flare: Deadpool's packin' some serious heat
Leone: And he's got some weird abilities
Flare: He's got two katanas that he carries on his back, and they're so sharp they can cut through Spider-Man's webs
Leone: He's got two pistols on his hips, grenades, bolas, et-
C R A S H
Flare: Leone, did you hear that?
Leone: Yeah, what was th
Deadpool: Yoohoo~
Flare: OH GODDAMNIT!
Deadpool: Awww you flatter me
Leone: Let's get this part over with
Flare: He's got weapons he can pull out of abosolutely nowhere. This is an animation tecnique called the Magic Sachel
Leone: He's pulled a lot of weird shit from that sachel
Deadpool: Like this!
Cue Deadpool pulling out the BFG 9000 from Doom
Leone: We didn't mention he's a pro at breaking the 4th wall
Deadpool: Awww, thank you Ms. Fun Bags
Leone: I will rip your throat out
Flare: Anyway, he's pulled out stuff like a shotgun that shoots rabid hamsters, a katana made of Carbonadium, an alloy that nullifies healing factors, which he used to kill Wolverine, and the entire Marvel Universe
Leone: To sum up, this guy ain't nothing to fuck with
Flare: Let's see his competition
==Deathstroke==
Leone: Slade Wilson? Are they brothers?
Flare: No, weirdly enough
Leone: Anyways, let's get into his backstory
Flare: After illegally joining the military at 16, he was put under tutilage of Adeline Kane
Leone: He somehow got her all over him, and they had a baby coming. She's like "Wow you're badass. Knock me up!"
Flare: His son was then kidnapped by a group of mercenaries
Leone: He saved him, but he lost his ability to speak, and then...
GUNSHOT
Leone: Hey, he looks like a genderbent Najenda
Flare: Anyway, he's been experimented on as well, but this time, willingly.
Leone: Like his opponent, he also has a healing factor
Flare: His heads been blown off, he can regrow limbs, albeit at a slower rate
Leone: WOO! Weapons!
Flare: He carries a Bo-Staff or sniper rifle on his back, a sword, dual machine guns, and grenades
Leone: He has access to more of his brain than the normal human
Flare: He can also predict opponents moves, think of it as "seeing faster" I know it's stupid
Leone: If he's in too much pain, he can turn into an animalistic state
Flare: Alright, ready Leone?
Leone: HELL YEAH!
==Pre-Fight==
Flare: Combatants ready?
Leone: Yes!
Flare: Powers and abilities taken into account?
Leone: Yup!
Flare: Weapons?
Leone: YES
Flare: Let's do this!
==FIGHT==
Deadpool was sitting on top of a building, in what seems like a ghost town
Deadpool: Aww, come on, writer! This is bullsh-
He is cut off by a 300. magnum round gong straight through his head
Deadpool: Ow! Where is the lil bitch, I'll show him the ol' 1-2
Deadpool joked as he put his fists in the air like an old-fashioned boxer
Deathstroke sighed and jumped to Deadpool's location
Deathstroke: You've got a lot of money on that ass of yours, and I intend to collect....
Deadpool: Oh please! Many have tried, all have failed, so bring it on, Manganiello!
FIGHT ON!
Deathsroke unsheathed his sword and swung towards Deadpool, the ladder blocking with his own swords
Deadpool: Ohhh, me likey!
Deathsroke kicks Deadpool in the stomach, seperating the two, Deathstroke stabs the sword towards Deadpool's torso, but he teleports before it pierces his suit
Deathstroke: Huh!? 
Deadpool: BAMF!
Deadpool dropkicks Deathstroke in the face
Deadpool: Just FACE it, you can't stand up to me!
Deathstroke: Shut up! 
Deathstroke swung his sword again, but Deadpool jumps over it
He swung again, but missed.
Deathstroke puts his sword back, and takes out two SMGs
Deadpool taked out his own SMGs and a gun-kata fight begins, but neither of them hitting the other
Deathstroke: Grr...Stay still!
Deathstroke kicks Deadpool in the torso
Deadpool: AAHAHAHAHAHOW MY KIDNEY!
Deadpool flips back up and pulls the triggers on his guns, but they're empty
Deadpool:.....Fuck......
Deathstroke proceeds to fill Deadpool with lead, Deadpool screaming gibberish as the barrage hits him
Deathstroke sighs and chuckled
Deathstroke: That's one more bounty collected
He turned around and was ready to jump off the building, bur Deadpool kicked him off instead
Deathstroke grunts as he hit a car on the ground
Deathstroke: Shit's never too easy is it?
Deadpool: Not for you at least!
Deadpool jumps down landing right on Deathstroke's chest, Deathstroke then takes his lege whd throws Deadpool off of him
Getting up, Deathstroke picks up his sword and gets into a fighting position
Deathstroke: Where did he-
Deathstroke turns around to see Deadpool swinging his katanas at him, Deathstroke parries his attack
Deathstroke swung his sword at his opponent, Deadpool flips over and cleaves downward, one of his swords actually pierced Deathstroke's shoulder
Deadpool takes the other sword and stabs Deathstroke in the torso
Deadpool rips the swords out as Deathstroke falls to the ground
Deadpool walked away as he heard grunting coming from behind him
Deathstroke: Gonna take more than that...punk. 
Deadpool: Well I've got time!
Deathstroke picks up his sword and threw down a smoke grenade
Deadpool: Now where did he go, I'll show him what fo-
Deathstrokes sword impales him through the chest
Deathstroke: Predictable, I read you like a book
Deadpool: This isn't my ideal version of penetration
Deadpool points a shotgun to his stomach and fires, going through him and Deathstroke
Deathstroke fell to his knees, clutching the hole in his stomach
Deadpool: Hey, bater, batter, SWING!
Deadpool cuts Deathstrokes head clean off
When the head is still in the air, Deadpool takes out a Barret 50. Caliber Sniper Rifle and takes aim at the head
He pulls the trigger and the head explodes 
Deadpool: BOOM HEADSHOT!
KO!
==Analysis==
Leone: HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS AWESOME
Flare: Alright, our winner is Deadpool, the main reason is Deathstrokes most notable ability being completely useless against Deadpool 
Leone: Slade will always attempt to outhink his opponets in a battle, but due to Deadpool's insanity, he is very unpredictable 
Flare: But while Deadpool is no slouch in the comabat department, Deathstroke has him beat in that 
Leone: But Deadpool can take all that punishment and give just as much, maybe even more 
Flare: Deadpool has also been able to outwit Taskmaster, sometimes even Deadpool himself can't keep up with what he's doing 
Leone: Deadpool just got aHEAD of the competition 
Flare sighs 
Flare: This'll be a doozy... 
Leone: All right! Our next combatants will be...... Vergil from Devil May Cry and Adam Taurus from RWBY!
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