Episodes - March 2008

;3/31/2008
:The 404 067: Where we've all got a little secret 
:The men of the 404 go the distance with Frank Warren, compiler of Post Secret, one of the coolest sites on the Internet. We talk about the project, how it started, most common secrets, and even infidelity. Yes, we said it.
:Plus, if you still want to win an edition of Weird USA, send us your best animal-human hybrids of the 404 hosts, Randall, Jeff, and Wilson. Free invitations are available to A.viary, if you click on the link from the 404 page. 
;3/28/2008
:The 404 066: Where we are all children of men. 
:Other than getting accosted by former reality stars, it's pretty much a regular day at The 404 ranch. George Clooney gets 2girls1cupped, MissBimbo scares Meridith Viera, Paramount is creating an awful studio to make low-budget horrible video games, and we talk about movies opening this weekend. 
;3/27/2008
:The 404 065: Where we can't show you our tattoos. 
:A.viary.com co-founder Michael Galpert joins us to talk about Adobe's latest online foray into a bad version of Photoshop (on the Web!). Plus a transgendered male is pregnant, and we start a contest (on a completely unrelated note) to create human-animal hybrids. If you want to win the board game Weird USA or just for the Hell of it, send us photos of the 404 host or just some guys as animal hybrids. 
;3/26/2008
:The 404 064: Where we're gonna hack the Gibson 
:Today we wax reminiscent as we always do, talking about the 15 most annoying video game characters. Jenkem... it's awful. Speaking of awful, some of us don't want to see "Bourne Legacy," and Seth Rogan has a new stoner comedy coming out. Shocker. 
;3/25/2008 
:The 404 063: Where at least you can always download the show 
:Young people dating old people is still gross, despite what Wilson claims, XM and Sirius merges plus we update people on 404 Urban Legends!
;3/24/2008 
:The 404 062: Where happy birthday... Jeff Bakalar... and Charles Forman
:Moving from one part of queens to another means subpar cable service, Foodler hooks us up with some sushi in a snap, Amy Winehouse looks absolutely awful, plus we open up the snorefest that is the 700MHz auction. All that, and Nicholas Carlson from Valleywag joins us to help us trash Valleywag's sterling reputation. Happy 26th birthday to Jeff!
;3/21/2008
:The 404 061: Where at the end of the day, we're just a bunch of kids with toys 
:Apple likes to pull a fast one on your machine, but could they earn back some trust points by providing all-you-can-eat iTunes? Drillbit Taylor is barely worth mentioning on the show, so don't go see it, and JEWno is hilarious! Plus, Matt from Sababa Toys joins us in studio to give away some awesome toys.
;3/20/2008
:The 404 060: Where we have a piper down 
:Celebrities like Hulk Hogan and the Olsen Twins invade our building, plus Guitar Hero DS makes us regret Guitar Hero's very existence on this planet. Legendary sci-fi author Arthur C. Clarke kicks the bucket and Britney Spears hits the small screen in South Park.
;3/19/2008
:The 404 059: Where Molly Wood won't hunt us over a Webcam
:Molly joins us to talk robot assisted suicide, dating cougars, Alex Dupree's blown deals, and how Blu-ray Discs won't necessarily play on all players. We're running low on voice mails so call us at (866) 404-CNET or e-mail an attachment to the404@cnet.com. Please, wont you?
;3/18/2008
:The 404 058: Where if Jeff laughs, he dies 
:Jeff is back, finally. We take a look at creepy robots and infidelity runs rampant if you're the governor of a state close to NYC. Plus, Carmen Sandiego villains sung by 404-epella and John Falcone joins us to imagine how awesome Skype would be on a WiMax compatible iPod Touch.
;3/17/2008
:The 404 057: Where the clap has not subsided
:While Jeff is still out, we manage to press forward in the most depressing way possible (you'd think Dan Ackerman was on the show). Randall cheers for a recession like its 1999, Xbox 360 kids are kinda crazy (surprise!), and China bans YouTube. All that and more on this episode of the 404!
;3/14/2008
:The 404 056: Where Jeff has the clap 
:Randall and Wilson talk today about crazy Apple lawsuits handwritten on notepads, 90210 could be returning from the grave, plus dolla-dolla-bill-y'all, the purple $5 bill hits the streets, and Mark the Intern kicks some ass. All that, plus Jeff is on the phone and 404 best buddy Demetrius Wren joins us in studio. Listen, or else you'll get the clap, too.
;3/13/2008
:The 404 055: Where the show is so funky it comes with Speed Stick
:Today, we celebrate the 20th Year Anniversary of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." Plus, "What We Want" is for Ashley Alexandra Dupré to never open her mouth and sing again. We also take some time to answer some real calls from the public, and Randall's wife and her t-shirt make a guest appearance today.
;3/12/2008
:The 404 054: Where cheaters never prosper
:The men of the 404 are here with Chris Grant from Joystiq.com, who talks with us about Governor Spitzer's resignation, more importantly BioShock's highly anticipated sequel, Xbox 360's price drop overseas, and a Web site for storing files an easier way.
;3/11/2008
:The 404 053: Where we care more about the camera than coming up with titles 
:Gov. Spitzer.... [insert joke here]. Jeff's Mogul nabs an upgrade, and we reveal the winner of Super Smash Bros. Brawl! Plus, do we really need to be going into space? And If you want to win something, e-mail your best faux Steven Segal movie titles to us (the404 [at] cnet [dot] com). Don't worry about that bumper before the show, it's still us.
;3/10/2008
:The 404 052: Where pop-pop lives in the attic... 
:On this slow Monday morning, the boys talk about how SXSW is meh, Sched.org looks ugly, Twitter still sucks, plus...Army of Two isn't good...but at least The Bourne Conspiracy looks surprisingly good. It's kind of a downer show, but you can always fix that by going to the forums and voting for your favorite Photoshop entry to win your copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl!
;3/7/2008
:The 404 051: Where just like the Bush administration, you won't believe the crap coming from our mouths 
:Bennett Nasty, Bakalicious, and WillyT talk to Ari Rabban from Phone.com about his company. Also in the mix, they hit up the iPhone SDK, Randall's wife's grandma's issues with MySpace and friendship, plus we think 10,000 B.C. is going to be a pile of prehistoric dung and eight movie adaptations that shouldn't be made. Finally, firefighters make cars fly! I canbelievable!
;3/6/2008
:The 404 050: Where you'll want to chase today's show with a dose of penicillin 
:In the meanwhile, the hosts of the 404 talk about: Tina Fey being cute, but not so funny; Sarah Silverman and Amy Winehouse looking exactly alike; Ben Stiller's new movie featuring Robert Downey Jr. in blackface (¿Qué?); terrible airplane movies; and the return of 30 Rock with Will Arnett and Mariah Carey. 
;3/5/2008
:The 404 049: Where we're so awesome, we can electrocute Blanka 
:Caroline McCarthy joins us to summarily rick roll the living crap out of us. We talk ghosts and social networks, SXSW, Major League Baseball 2K8. And we even get a little personal...What? Caroline McCarthy + Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales? What? We didn't say that...see the question marks?
;3/4/2008
:The 404 048: Where you don't have to dress up like you're going to Wal-Mart or something 
:Steve Guttenberg joins us, although not the police academy one, the better audiophiliac one. Monster cables suck, David Lynch is cool, Jeremy Piven is a sellout on the cover of "Heeb," all on today's episode of The 404.
;3/4/2008
:The 404 047: What Guantanamo Bay prisoners are forced to listen to until they confess 
:Back from the weekend, Randall's parents get rid of their home phone...so that Randall can't call anymore. Nine Inch Nails is another band releasing their album free online. Seth MacFarlane is back in business with Fox and may release a new Family Guy spinoff, Cleveland. Semi-Pro was semi-awful, and if you want to meet men, go to the Apple Store.