Bargain Bin/Quotes

==Homer Simpson==
*You solved a puzzle! Nerd!
*As much as I hate them, we have to save the freaks!
*Bart, hurry up! Floppy Bart's nearly dead!
*5 bucks and Spore never gets released!
===8-Bit Homer===
*Now I'll never live my lifelong dream of starting an emu farm...
*Hurry smooth Simpsons! We're almost goners!
*Someone stop this crazy thing!
*Mmm... death.
*Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!
==8-Bit Marge==
*Don't hate 'cause we're ugly!
*Put in another quarter, I want more life!
*We might not make it...I should have worn a nicer dress.
*I think I left the oven on!
==Bart Simpson==
*Way to use your pea-brain, Homer!
*Nothing's smarter than us!
*Aww, dad, I no longer think you're as dumb as a rock...
*Nice dad, you're like a morbidly obese Sherlock Holmes!
==8-Bit Bart==
*Save the Bartman. Save the Bartman.
*Save my old-school butt!
*I'm gonna die as an underachiever and proud of it!
*Cowabunga. I need help! Cowabunga!
*I'll never see... the boat show!
**(weakly) Cowabunga... Dead!
==Will Wright==
(Taunting)
*Any game without "sim" in its name is stupid, except Spore.
*You're not so great, I made out with a girl.
*Behold! My incredible beauty!
*Worship me - I am a near-sighted god!
*You're not girls, so I'm not afraid of you.
*This isn't right, who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous, I tell ya!
(Player picks up collectibles)
*I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles. Good times. 
*You waste your time...while I invent other games with Sim in the title! SimHotDog! SimGarbageTruck! Sim...DuckFarm!
*(Robotically) Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.
Category:Quotes
Category:The Simpsons Game