Zombie Mines

I heard a grumbling, undead moan. Not one undead moan, but about 600 undead moans. I looked up and saw all the rotten flesh stuck to the ceiling, and the walls were made out of dirt. All the zombies were rising out of their graves, walking towards the table.
"WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST????" demanded the king, "GET ME SOME VILLAGERS NOW!!!!!"
"Yes sir" squeaked a few zombies. They ran away and began to dig up to get to the surface. It was night time when Zombies went out. They looked around for a village and saw one in the distance.
"YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES" growled the king from under the cave. The ground shook.
The three zombies ran towards the village and began to attack. The iron golems reacted quickly, and the zombies ran for their lives. Suddenly, they approached a lava pool, and the zombies jumped behind the iron golems and pushed them in.
"EEEEKKKK" screamed the villagers, running around.
5 MINUTES LATER.
"UUUUMMMMMM.... THIS IS... TASTY... UM.... YUM.." grumbled the King Zombie eating the villagers, "These villagers are tasty, especially the brains... ummmmmmmm"
I looked. I am a villager. 
I have to stop him. I thought to myself. Half the village population has... gone....
I grabbed some dirt and shaped it into a brain, and put a healing potion onto it. I know how much zombies HATE healing potions.
"ZOMBIES, FETCH!!!!" I threw the fake brain at the king.
"BRAINS!!! YUMEEEEE!!!!" groaned the king. He grabbed it.
"He's gonna fall for the trick." I thought to myself, excited.
The Zombie king gobbled the 'brain'.
"yuuuummmm... ick eww, uuhhh wut de ####"
The king threw up, screaming and wailing.
"DATS DE LAST TIME IM EATING BREN AGEEN!!! ECK EWWW!!!!!!"
"VICTORY!!!!!" I thought to myself.  I ran back to the village as quick as a flash.
"THE ZOMBIES HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! THE KING DOESN'T WANT TO EAT BRAINS EVER AGAIN!!!!" I shouted.
"YEEEAAAASSS!!!!!" screamed the other villagers, "WE HAVE WON!!!!"
"NUT YET!!!" came a grumbling voice from behind.
All the villagers gasped.
It was the King Zombie.
Then, the king fell to the ground.
"Uhhh... no brains... no energy..."
Suddenly, an iron golem came along and finished off the king.
Loads of other zombies ran towards the villagers but fell to the floor too, and were crushed by the iron golem.
One of the villagers looked at his watch, "It's one in the morning, we better get some sleep..."
"Yeah" I said. We all went off to bed, dreaming of zombies throwing up after eating brains.
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