Can Can't

"You actually thought you had me there didn't you"~Can Can't
Can Can't, is a cameo appearance joke character that appears once in a while in the story (the only serious role he had was in his own mini-story and Finale) who actually is stronger than most of all the very overpowered characters combined and is one of the first mortals to achieve an Omni-God level of power. Can Can't was a normal human but due to circumstances [UNKNOWN] out of his control decided: "Hey I give a middle finger to the rules of reality," and gained powers (miraculously) through something granting him abilities. After Can Can't got his powers, he just gave himself omnipotence and a bunch of other extremely powerful abilities and powers and became one of the strongest characters in existence at about age 32 (he's a joke he has to be ridiculous). He thought he could just chill forever till the end of time but then Fenris (the guy who almost destroyed everything (the Finalverse) with his bare hands) gave him a little slap on his way to destroy the Finalverse and by little I mean Fenris slapped Can Can't into the next million years literally. Can Can't from then on, was pretty much depressed until the invention of humor and with humor of course, came the ability to absolutely ruin people's days and of course, MEMES. When Can Can't discovered memes (and the ability to troll people), he just went around the Finalverse dishing out memes and tomfoolery to everyone one he saw. Can Can't is still doing the trolling and tomfoolery business to this day although slightly more tame than usual.
Can Can't is rated on the Infinite level of the threat tier list that can be found here.
== Appearance ==
Can Can't has changed his appearance many times but right now he looks like a dark-skinned Latino wearing an open jacket and white shirt with almost 40 different shades and colors, multi-colored sunglasses that block out his eyes, baggy rainbow camouflage pants, navy blue socks, white paint-splattered sneakers with green shoelaces, and a silver necklace with a multi-colored stone. Can Can't also has shaggy black hair, an average physique, longer than average limbs, and the uncanny ability to morph his body to very dangerous proportions making him look cartoonish such as being able to rotate his head 180 degrees without turning his body, giving people mild discomfort and uncanny levels to skyrocket. His eyes pulsate with a fiery orange light and are pitch black except for the center, being a miniature explosion contained within an iris with constantly flicker as if mimicking a real flame.
== Personality ==
Can Can't is always very playful and relaxed around others maintaining the: "Lazy guy who actually can kill you easily," Feeling but can be dead serious at times where jokes and other things related are out of the question (literally he will kill you with his serious personality). Can Can't will almost always act casual joking if you encounter him unless he's playing a sick joke on you in which case, he will troll you to the next century while smiling at you as you scream in fear, terror, and pain as his joking nature becomes sadistic in almost an instant.
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
* I/You Can: Can Can't can make himself or anybody else able to do literally anything including becoming omnipotent, unlocking infinite power, and one shotting literal main characters.
* I/You Can't: Can Can't can make himself or anybody else not able to do literally anything including die, breathe, or straight up exist.
* Emotion Nullification: When Can Can't was depressed he just nullified all his emotions even though it didn't work because depression is too strong.
* "No.": Whenever Can Can't has anything done to him or anyone else he can just decide: "NO!" and it get's nullified.
* Copycat: Can Can't can copy any ability or attack by looking at it sort of like
*Uno Reverse Reverse/Uno Reverse: Through the power of MEMES Can Can't is able to produce an Uno Reverse card to reverse all attacks and a Uno Reverse Reverse card that will reverse an Uno Reverse card's reversal abilities. My god I've said reverse like 20 times...
*Memes and Tomfoolery: Can Can't will meme and troll you so hard you'll get trolled to the next century and propmtly never feel safe around colors again.
*Reality Breaking: Can Can't is able to bypass rules of reality such as: killing an anime protagonist, not disintegrating when the Infinity Gauntlet is snapped, and breaking the 5th wall (I don't have any idea what that is).
*"I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!": Pretty self-explanatory but yes he has the power of god and anime on his side granting him... OK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL HIS POWERS DO ANYMORE!
*Hax: OmG He'S USiNg HaXs!11!!1! (invincibility, aimbot, ESP, wall hacks, super jump, super run, infinite stamina, one tap, etc.)
*Petting: Can Can't can pet Taffy without spontaneously combusting in a massive supernova.
*Booping: Can Can't can boop anyone on the nose and cause them to either implode, explode or shut down.
*"Yoink!": Can Can't can yoink anything from a person he touches including
*"Can Can't use COUNTER!": Can Can't will absorb the next attack thrown at him and dish it back to the attacker at 99999999999999999999999999999999 times it's original power basically everyone dies. The End.
*Supreme Troll God: When Can Can't get's really REALLY ANGY, he will enter a state where everything done to him basically has zero effect, he can bypass literally anything including godly powers, he has an aura that turns everything in an area into Can Cants' own Meme Verse, and his outfit changes a little bit and his body gains a rainbow glow. Overall, this is one of if not the most overpowered form in the entire Finalverse better than Six Paths Sage Mode, MUI, Slayer Mark, Tailed Beast Mode, Insanity Form, Overdrive State, Gigantamax, Mega, Awakened, Super, Hyper, Final, Chaos Form, Super Serum effect, DS-Stim effect, Stynax God Form, Sharingan, Mangekyo and Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Rinnegan, Sage Mode, Byakugan, Tenseigan, Final Getsuga Tenshou, Hollowfication, Gear 4th, and True Form.
*The Sun: Can Can't can summon The Sun That Is A Deadly Laser that will vaporize most things under it's godly solar rays and no, solar panels or heat-absorbing materials cannot withstand The Sun That Is A Deadly Laser's godly solar rays.
*Saiyan Screaming: With the power of the Super Saiyan God that he copied from Goku from the time he fought the Dragon Ball Z universe, Can Can't can achieve any level of Kaioken, SSJ, SSJ2, SSJ3, SSJ4, SSJ God, SSJB, SSJB Kaioken, UI, MUI, Divine Ki Giant Battle Avatar, and TUI through yelling for six episodes straight just like Goku. Jeez no wonder I lost my sense of hearing after watching a singular Dragon Ball Z fight scene.
*Anime BS Counter: Can Can't can bypass the invincibility/power up effect of anime characters when they use Flash Back No Jutsu, Backstory No Jutsu, Talk No Jutsu, or Main Character No Jutsu (you can't pull BS anymore anime).
*Hokuto Shinken: Can Can't fought Kenshiro and copied his Hokuto Shinken fighting technique allowing him to use Kenshiro's abilities such as: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU, punch barraging, No U, and Hokuto Shinken itself meaning "I only need one punch," ~Pucci C-Moon.
*Vampirism: Can Can't accidently traveled into the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and in turn met Dio Brando who offered him vampire blood. Can Can't accepted then killed Dio Brando after Dio tried to control him. Can Can't reset the timeline shortly after that using RESET. Can Can't can use all powers of a vampire like vaporization freezing and space ripper stingy eyes.
*The World: Perfect Control: Through sheer coincidence Can Can't traveled back into the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but met DIO instead of Dio Brando and stole his stand arrow and used it on himself to gain his stand: The World: Perfect Control which is basically, The World but better. The World: Perfect Control had The World, The World: Alternate Universe, and The World: Over Heaven's abilities and more including: ROAD ROLLER DA, Reality Overwriting, pulling knives out of thin air, ZA WARUDO, and Control of the Finalverse as well as having it's stand stats fully maxed out. Can Can't returned DIO's stand arrow and reset the timeline shortly afterward.
*Chaos Control: Using the power of the Chaos Emeralds, Can Can't can manipulate time and space just like Shadow and Silver.
*Remote Control: Can Can't can summon an actual real life remote control that he can use to mess around with Finalversal time and break the 5th wall (I still don't know what that is if you find out tell me TELL ME! I AM IN YOUR WALLS! NYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
*Respawn: Literally just Can Can't respawns if he dies if he can even die anymore.
*Creative Mode: Basically, Can Can't can put in the command: "Set game mode creative" And gets creative mode powers such as: invincibility, one tap, flying, and unlimited use and creation of materials.
*System Crash: Can Can't will spawn so much stuff using creative mode, the universe he's in crashes needing one of the divine deities to reboot and making anyone who was in that universe (excluding Can Can't) see the Windows restart screen.
*Ban Hammer: Can Can't will through the power of ADMINS and MEMES, pull out a giant ban hammer that will ban anything he bonks with it, from the Finalverse. It also plays a 'BONK' sound effect when he bonks anything with it.
*"PLOT TWIST!": Can Can't can bend the story of the Finalverse to his will making a 'PLOT TWIST!' sound effect that can be heard by everyone no matter how far away. This power can be seen as things like I dunno... EDITING THIS WIKI and TAKING OVER MY COMPUTER WAIT NO AHHHHH-Yo yall seeing this. I just killed this innocent guy over here.
*ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!: Can Can't has the workout routine of: 100 PUSHUPS, 100 SITUPS, 100 SQUATS FOLLOWED BY A 10-KM RUN and broke his limiter and, as a plus, didn't lose his hair. With this newfound power Can Can't is able to one punch almost anything.
*Groovy Thing: Can Can't can summon the Groovy Gun, which is a pocket railgun/Finalversal threatening weapon of Reality itself that shoots pressurized Omni-God energy taken straight from the source of [REDACTED] and allows the Groovy Gun to shoot a 7008203164156279910928 mile long laser of pure destruction straight erasing anything that touches it as well as outputting an extremely loud "BANG!" noise similar to the Kitchen Gun meme and releasing an incredible amount of recoil to the point of making Can Can't unable to withstand it's recoil.
=== Abilities ===
* Resistance: Through creative mode and MEMES, Can Can't set his own resistance multiplier to something above 9999999999999999999999999999999999 and basically became invulnerable just incase his invincibility ran out or something. Can Can't actually prepares for things like this unlike some other characters *cough* anime protagonists *cough* anime antagonists.
*Hitbox Shrinker: Through hacks, Can Can't shrunk his hitbox so small that it basically disappeared so all attacks that are done to him that aren't absorbed, countered, reflected, or dodged, just pass through his body like he's a ghost or something of course Can Can't can just turn into a ghost.
*Allringan: Can Can't has access to the Allringan, every Sharingan, Mangekyo and Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Rinne Sharingan, and Sharingan Arm ability in one eye. It looks like a red Rinnegan with the marks of all the Sharingans of the Naruto world and allows Can Can't to use Izanagi, Izanami, Amaterasu, Susanoo, Tsukuyomi, Copying (he already has copying abilities), Kotoamatsukami, Kamui, and much more. Can Cant's powers also allow him to spam the moves of the Allringan without any side effects.
*Regeneration: Yep, Can Can't set his regeneration stat to something over 9999999999999999999999999999999 and achieved instantaneous regeneration even faster than freaking SCPs.
*Compound-ZX10-R.E.D.X48: Can Can't has injected himself with Compound-ZX10-R.E.D.X48, a super-soldier compound stimulant made by Nebula who sold it on the black market for trillions of gigatonnes of [UNDISCLOSED CURRENCY] that basically makes him even more stupidly OP than he already was, the world stands no chance anymore.
*Serious Aura: Can Can't will have an aura SOOOOO serious that you'll neck yourself so hard you don't neck yourself and instead just die with no damage to your body.
*Jinchūriki: You though the Ten Tails was overpowered? Well if so, Can Can't made himself the Jinchūriki of the Hundred-Tailed spirit with access to Jinchūriki powers as well as being able to summon the Hundred-Tailed Dragon which is (if you didn't guess already) a giant hundred-tailed dragon. Can Can't also can use Baryon Mode without the spirit dying even though he has Overtroll Mode which is like an incomprehensible number times better than Baryon Mode and Can Can't doesn't have a seal(he doesn't even need one) and won't die if it's taken from him though anyone who dared try to become the Jinchūriki of the Hundred Tails would get torn apart instantaneously.
*Gummies: Can Can't has eaten all of the Flintstone gummies and has unlocked infinite intellect as well as infinite power.
*Damaging: Can Can't is able to damage anyone no matter their abilities, he can even damage Merp so no one is safe from his attacks you cannot hide *MANIACAL LAUGH* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
*Murders: Can Can't can just instantly murder anyone and when I say anyone I mean... he can kill literally anyone except for Omni Gods because Omni Gods are literally just too overpowered.
*Cartoon: Can Can't became a cartoon allowing him to do random Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jerry, Popeyes, and Scooby Doo nonsense as well as being able to do basic cartoon abilities like recovering instantly, always winning in the end, turning his opponent's attack against them, and becoming incredibly overpowered by eating a food item (for Can Can't it is 7 Up).
*Meme Verse Connection: Can Can't is a meme himself meaning, he could travel and interact with other meme characters and GIFs like Angry Munci, Ramen Guy, Ultra Instinct Shaggy, A-Train, and Shrek. On top of this, Can Can't can summon these other meme characters to fight for him as well as being able to use their abilities and powers.
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