Snail Loving/transcript

This is the transcript for "Snail Loving".
== Transcript ==
* (the episode begins with SpongeBob waking up to his foghorn alarm and turning it off)
* SpongeBob: Good morning, Gary!
* Gary: Meow? 
* (SpongeBob looks at the clock)
* SpongeBob: HOLY FISHPASTE! I'M LATE FOR WORK!
* (SpongeBob runs downstairs and runs to the door where Gary is standing)
* SpongeBob: Aww, Gary, I wish I could play but I can't. I have to go to work.
* (Gary gets puppy eyes)
* SpongeBob: I'll come back as soon as I can. Just hang in there while I'm gone, okay?
* (SpongeBob walks out)
* Gary: Meow. (stares in food bowl)
* (timecard) Narrator: One work shift later...
* SpongeBob: Good night, Mr. Krabs!
* (SpongeBob walks home)
* SpongeBob: I bet Gary will be happy to see me.
* (SpongeBob walks inside)
* Gary: Meow!
* SpongeBob: Good to see you too. Anwayy, goodnight.
* (SpongeBob walks to bed, and Gary kicks his bowl again)
* Gary: Meow!
* (We see the sunrise from Bikini Atoll, and then cut to SpongeBob's pineapple where his alarm goes off)
* SpongeBob: Good morning world, and all that inhabit it! 
* (SpongeBob looks at the clock)
* SpongeBob: I'M LATE AGAIN! 
* (SpongeBob races downstairs, and we see puppy-eyed Gary again)
* Gary: Meow!
* SpongeBob: I'm sorry Gary, but i'm late! (walks outside)
* SpongeBob: Thats's two days in a row! I'm gonna get Gary a special friend!
* (Bubble Transition to the animal shelter)
* SpongeBob: I bet Gary will be happy. Ooh, i like this one! (grabs a snail)
* SpongeBob: Aww, little guy, you're coming home with me! 
* (SpongeBob walks past several snails, until he sees one puppy-eyed one at the end)
* SpongeBob: Aww, you look sad. 
* (SpongeBob shakes his head)
* SpongeBob: Nah. Only one snail for now.
* (SpongeBob walks out the door)
* Animal Shelter Manager: Did he just walk out without paying or signing an adoption paper?
* (Bubble Transition to SpongeBob's pineapple)
* SpongeBob: Gary, I brought you a special friend!
* (pulls out Puffy Flufly)
* Gary: MEOW!
* SpongeBob: Nah, it's just a doll. (throws it out the window)
* Gary (relieved): Meow. 
* SpongeBob: I brought you another snail! So you won't be so sad when I'm gone! 
* Gary: Meow?
* New Snail: Meow. 
* SpongeBob: Have fun you two! I'm gonna make beans.
* New Snail: BLEOW!
* Gary:...meow?
* (SpongeBob walks back)
* SpongeBob: Now that I've got meh beans, I'm gonna watch some TEEVEE! 
* (SpongeBob turns on the TV)
* Fish (on TV): Today we will talk about: SAD SNAILS.
* (In SpongeBob's mind he sees the snail from the animal shelter) 
* SpongeBob: OOOH I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM, I JUST, I JUST-
* SpongeBob: I'M HAVING A SNAIL SYMPATHY SEIZURE! AAAH!
* (SpongeBob runs away, and the two snails look back and forth at each other)
* (We then cut to the animal shelter) 
* SpongeBob: Aww, you're coming home. No more misery!
* (SpongeBob walks out, and then sees another snail)
* SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, SquarePants. You're already buying a snail. 
* (SpongeBob walks out) 
* Animal Shelter Manager: Did he really just get out with ANOTHER snail!?
* (We cut back to the pineapple)
* SpongeBob: Now that you have two more snails, you wontt buy any more!
* (timecard) Narrator: 30 minutes later...
* (we see 27 snails all over the room)
* SpongeBob: YES! I HAVE 27 SNAILS NOW! I AM OFFICIALLY GOOD!
* (SpongeBob then remembers another snail)
* SpongeBob: GOODBYE MY 28 BABIES! I AM OFF TO GET ANOTHER!
* (SpongeBob is about to walk outside, but Gary stops him)
* Gary: Meow meow, meow meow. Meow? Meow meow. Meow, MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOOW!
* SpongeBob: I have no idea what you just said, but I assume it was something about having too many snails. I'll get rid of them.
* Gary: Meow!
* SpongeBob: Now, where are all of them? 
* (SpongeBob searches the bathroom, the kitchen, the tables, the living room, the bedroom, the library and doesn't find them)
* SpongeBob: I wonder where they could be-(bumps into closet, opening door to reveal all the snails in his clothes)
* SpongeBob: ...am I the only one here that finds that kind of...disturbing?
* (SpongeBob grabs all the snails and heads toward the door) 
* SpongeBob: Gary, I'm sorry I doubted you.
* Gary: Meow. 
* SpongeBob: Come here for a hug.
* (SpongeBob hugs Gary so hard his shell breaks)
* Gary: GAAARHRHCHD
* (SpongeBob runs out)
* SpongeBob: *pant* I'M SORRY!
* (We cut back to the animal shelter)
* SpongeBob: Yeah, I'd like to return these 27 snails. 
* Animal Shelter Manager: Yeah, and I'd like to ask why you ran off with those 27 snails without paying or submitting the paperwork!?
* SpongeBob: It's probably my stealth.
* Animal Shelter Manager: STEALTH? 
* (SpongeBob disappears, and the animal shelter manager just stands there)
* Fish: Joe, I think you've had too much coffee.
* END
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