Far Cry Mercenary dialogs

The following is a transcript of all generic mercenary dialogs that can be listened to if the player overhears the conversations through binoculars or up close when the mercs are not aware of his presence. Bear in mind that some of them might not have been used in the game or may be out of place. Moreover, it appears that some of the ones labelled "bis" might be alternative versions. Generic dialogs are absent from the levels Cooler, Dam, and Volcano. For main specific dialogs, see Far Cry dialogs transcript.
== Level ==
=== Training ===
Crowe talking to a mercenary in the training camp.
Crowe: Alright, you lazy SOBs!SOB is an acronym for "son of a bitch". Search every inch of this damn island! Let's figure out what the hell is going on here!
Merc: Can do!
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A1: So, did you hear about the boat?
A2: The one we blew up? Yeah. What's the story on that?
A3: Well, it's like this... This is boat off the shore, and Billy and the guys get to thinking that somebody is snooping a little too close. So they're gonna get a couple of patrol boats and take a look.
A4: Hahaha, yeah right! "Take a look", he says.
A5: Yeah, but then Crowe says "Take 'em out!", and a couple of guys blow the damn thing out of the water. BOOM!
A6, A7: BOOM! Hahaha! Any survivors?
A8: Well, this one guy did swim off the wreckage, but we got him. BAAAM!
A9: KaBOOM! Wish I had been there.
A10: Yeah, it was pretty cool. Shame it's over, though. We don't see a lot of action around here.
A11: I wish there was more.
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B1: Man, it's too damn hot here.
B2: You're always bitching about the heat. What the hell did you expect? We're on a goddamn tropical island.
B3: Yeah. But you'd think every now and then it would cool down. Maybe we'd get a breeze or something.
B4: (Huff) Breeze my ass... You know we're like 20 feet from the equator here, genius? It's Micronesia, for crying out loud!
B5: Sure! But if it's not the heat, it's the bugs.
B6: Heat, bugs... it's always the same with you! You wouldn't think mercenaries would be such goddamn whiners!
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C1: So we got ourselves an all new training facility over here?
C2: That's what they say.
C3: How cool is that? You think they'll make a gym with a pool?
C4: A pool? The ocean is right there, you idiot!
C5: You know I don't like the ocean. Fish pee in that, man.
C6: You came all the way to a tropical island and you don't swim in the ocean?
C7: Do YOU?
C8: Well, no. But I got an excuse. I can't swim at all! Hah!
C9: Whatever. I just hope we get a pool this time.
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D1: This is like I'm always telling you. This guy Krieger is a complete lunatic.
D2: How do you know?
D3: I know because I got assigned to Jacutan last week.
D4: No way! I thought you had to have that special clearance to do that.
D5: Well, you do or you don't. You've to have clearance. But someone gets sick with one of these damn tropical diseases, and I had to fill in for him. Gomez was looking after the detail and he needed a favor. You remember Gomez, right?
D6: I remember him. But I never liked him.
D7: He's not that bad a guy. But I don't know that I want his job. I mean, you should see the things they're working on over there. It's just not right!
D8: Right, wrong... who cares! I just work here, man.
D9: You've seen the trigens. That stuff is just wrong! You can't argue that.
D10: I don't know what to think anymore. I just keep my mouth shut and do what I'm told. And then at the end of the month, they pay me.
D11: Maybe that's the right idea.
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E1: You've seen the new guns they got over on Pagao? 
E2: No but I'll bet they're cool. Jimmy tells me they always get all the good stuff over there. 
E3: What do you expect? They get the goods 'cause they got the clearance.
E4: Sure enough. But sometimes I wish they bring some of that good stuff over here.
E5: Your old man was in 'Nam?Vietnam
E6: Damn straight. 101st Airborne.
E7: Yo! Respect, brother!
E8: Hey, nothing to do with me. I wasn't there. Hell, I wasn't even born yet.
E9: Yeah, sure. But it's still pretty cool!
E10: Not what he said. But I guess you'd have to be there.
F1: Hey, how's it going?
F2: You know, same old thing.
G1: What's up?
G2: Not much.
G10: You hear what Krieger did to Jones? I hear he skinned Jonesy alive for taking out one of his precious trigens.
G12: Shut the hell up, man. You wanna be next?
H1: Man, it's hot out here!
H2: It's always hot out here!
H3: Damn straight!
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I1: Man, I saw the biggest rat ever last night.
I2: It's a jungle, stupid! They got big rats.
I3: Not like this one, man. I mean, it was like REALLY, really huge. Like MUTANT huge!
I4: You worry too much.
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J1: These bugs are eating me alive!
J2: It's a tropical island. What do you expect? Tropics got bugs.
J3: They didn't tell me that when I signed up.
J4: Well, if the bugs are bothering you, wait till you see the trigens.
J5: I'll wait. Thanks.
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K1: So, when do we get to start killing things?
K2: What?
K3: I mean, we're mercenaries, right? We have guns. We know how to use them. When can we start shooting?
K4: Look, kid. The best gig a mercenary gets is when he doesn't have to shoot a damn thing. Pray we don't have to shoot anything. The last thing you want is to have to go blow away some trigens.
K5: I want nothing to do with that, man!
K6: You know it.
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L1: The guys are gonna play some football tonight over in the training area. You playing?
L2: Football? I thought you guys were playing soccer.
L3: That's what I said. We're playing football – soccer.
L4: Aaah!
L5: So?
L6: What?
L7: Are you playing?
L8: Naaah, I'll play basketball.
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M1: So did you see the prisoner Crowe caught?
M2: Oh yeah! I'm one of the guys that found her.
M3: No kidding! Who is she?
M4: Don't know. CIA, something like that, I'll bet.
M5: Are you serious?! CIA?!
M6: Well, or something like that. DEFINITELY a spy.
M7: Well, Crowe will figure it out.
M8: Uh, I wouldn't wanna be her right now.
M9: Hahaha! Me neither.
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N1: I can't believe they need another lab. I mean, how many labs can you need?
N2: I don't know. It depends on what you're researching I guess.
N3: Yeah, but what's so special about over here? Seems like they could build something closer to their other stuff.
N4: Naaah, that's not Krieger's style. He likes to keep his labs separate. It's something about controlled risk or something like that.
N5: How come YOU know so much about it?
N6: I keep my ears open, that's how. You should start doing the same if you ever wanna do more than sentry duty.
=== Carrier ===
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A1: I don't get it. They've got bases all over these islands and then they make a refueling station out of this thing.
A2: Yeah. It's unstable as hell. As soon as the first big storm hits, this whole thing is out to sea.
A3: That Krieger is a weird one.
A4: You think this is Krieger's design? He doesn't care about us. All he cares about is his scientists. Nah, it's Crowe. He likes all this old Japanese stuff.
A5: Man... they're both freaks.
A6: I'd keep my mouth shut about that crap if I were you.
B1: We've got us an intruder somewhere around here. Keep your eyes open.
B2: An intruder? From where? We're a thousand miles from the ass end of nowhere out here.
B3: How the hell would I know? Just keep your eyes open, alright?
B4: Whatever you say, chief.
C1: OK, let's search this whole area. I want nothing left to chance. We know that guy is around here somewhere.
C2: How the hell did he get in here?! What is he? Special forces?
C3: I don't know. And I don't care. Let's just find him and put a bullet in his head.
D1: Crowe's gonna have our ass if we can't find that guy.
D2: I don't get it. There must be a couple of dozen guys between where they blew up that boat and here. How did he get all the way over here?!
D3: I don't know. But unless we wanna be cleaning latrines for the rest of the year, we'd better find him. And quick!
D4: Damn straight!
E1: Alright, so this bug bite, it gets bigger and bigger. It's like a rash down his whole leg.
E2: Man, that sucks!
E3: And I say, "Man, that is definitely gonna leave a scar. And ugly one too!"
E4: You gotta hate that, man.
E5: You gotta. But I tell him this too, "if you put a little lotion on it, it clears right up."
E6: Really? I didn't know that!
E7: Hey! You live on the edge a while, you'll learn a few things.
F1: So what I wanna know is: why we gotta be here in this rotting old hunk of junk when everyone else gets to hang out outside? It's a nice day out there, and we're in here.
F2: It's a nice day every day, idiot. We're in the tropics!
F3: Yeah, but I hate it in here! And what's this old Japanese ship/shit doing here anyway? We're nowhere near Japan.
F4: How stupid are you? Don't you know nothing? They're all over these islands in the war. One of the biggest naval battles of the war was right out in that bay!
F5: So that's how the ship got here, then? The Marines blow it up?
F6: They wish. No. They drove this whole pilot junk up here in a typhoon, and broke her back on a reef. She's been here ever since. Most people thought she sunk.
F7: Lucky nobody ever found this pile of garbage. We'd be overrun with tourists.
F8: Tourists? That's a good one! Krieger would know what to do with a bunch of tourists.
F9: Don't talk like that, dude! You're starting to sound like one of 'em.
G11: Jones, eh? I told him to stay clear of those things. That Krieger was a maniac!See Training G10
H1: Did you see Crowe? He just took off heading out to do some kind of interrogation. 
H2: Man... I'd hate to be the guy he's gonna be questioning. He looked pissed!
H3: It's not a guy. It's some hot chick.
H4: Well, our hot chick is gonna be frosty real soon, if you know what I mean, hahaha!
=== Fort ===
A1: I still don't get it. If we're in the middle of nowhere, how come we got this big hunking dish?
A2: You never looked at a map, meathead? We're right in the middle of the islands here! This is where we have the most coverage of the other facilities.
A3: Yeah, but why can't we just all use cellphones or something like that? Come on! It's the 21st century here! How come we don't use satellites?
A4: We can't use satellites because we don't want anyone to know what we're doing here! Why do you think we have the radio shielding devices?!
A5: Oh, I get it! We have to make our own network, because we can't use the outside networks 'cause they get squelched by our dampening devices.
A6: Amazing! He can be taught!
A7: Then why don't we just turn off our squelching devices?
A8: Man, I hope you shoot straighter than you think!
A9: What's that mean?
A10: Exactly...
B1: So I was, like, pulling that baby in and got it near the boat, and then pumped a bullet into its brain! It went down fast.
B2: Shark hunting, huh? You're gonna eat shark?
B3: Nah, I'm gonna pull the jaws out and mount it! It's gonna look cool.
B4: I'll tell you what. It'd be better if you cut something we could eat. Me... I ain't eating no damn shark!
B5: What's wrong with shark?
B6: Don't you know what the sharks around here have been eating? Where do you think all of Krieger's failed experiments go?
B7: Dude, that's just wrong.
C1: We got a major problem here. Someone is running around out here and causing a lot of damage.
C2: One guy? No way. With this mass damage, there must be a whole attack team.
C3: Well, whatever it is, it stops here. It doesn't matter how many of them there are. We'll stop 'em in their tracks if they come anywhere near here.
C4: Heh, damn straight!
D1: You ever wondered what we're guarding?
D2: What do you mean? We're guarding the comm center. What the hell do you think we're doing?
D3: No, I mean, what are we guarding it from?
D4: What do you mean?
D5: Ain't you noticed that there's nobody here but us? There's no natives left, no tourists, no nothing. It's just us!
D6: So?
D7: So who are we guarding it from? The lab pigs, the seagulls, really pissed off starfish?
D8: Just you wait. Someday we'll get some action, and then you'll be wishing it was seagulls and pigs.
D9: No way, man. When the action comes, I'll be locked and loaded.
D10: You'd better be.
E1: At least this is better than being out in the heat, ain't it?
E2: It is, but, man... I don't like these old bunkers. They creep me out. You never know what might have happened in a place like this.
E3: Nothing, I'll bet. Probably bunch of soldiers sat around to get out of the heat back then. Just like we're doing now.
E4: I guess so.
E5: Of course, I'll bet their boss wasn't as freaky and weird as Krieger.
E6: Nobody is that weird.
F1: Damn, I am so bored. I wish there was something to do besides sitting on our butts.
F2: What are you bitching about? This is the best job ever. Nothing to do all day but hang out on the beach and play with guns. What more can you ask for?
F3: Oh, sure, that part's cool. But being in here sucks. You'd just think life as a mercenary is supposed to be more exciting than this, right?
F4: Listen, junior. You'd better hope nothing happens to make it exciting. It's real simple. When a mercenary's life starts to get exciting, that's when it starts to suck. 
G1: Man, this guy's all over the place! Where's Delta patrol?! Have you heard from Delta patrol?!
G2: Not Delta patrol, not Echo patrol. Nobody! It's like they all just disappeared. This can't just be one guy. It's gotta be some kind of invasion. 
G3: Now, don't get freaked out. We'll take care of business if anyone shows up around here. Now keep your ears open and we'll see if we can find this guy.
G4: You got it.
H1: Did you hear that some guy is loose on the island? Some intruder?
H2: Yeah. Everyone's talking about it, but I ain't seen no sign of him yet. 
H3: That guy better not be stupid enough to come around here, or I'll fix his little red wagon.
H4: You do what?
H5: You heard me. I'll fix his little red wagon.
H6: What are you? Like two hundred years old? My grandpa talks better trash than that, dude.
H7: Fine, fine! I'll mess him up! I'll kick his ass! I'll tear off his head, and drink his fluids! Is that better?!
H8: Man... cool just can't be taught.
I1: So I heard from Paulo.
I2: Yeah? How's he doing?
I3: Well, he says there's some really freaky stuff going on over there.
I4: Freaky? Like how freaky?
I5: Well, I don't know. Freaky, you know? He gets to see the experiments. Weird stuff. Says he ain't allowed to talk about it.
I6: Cool. I'd like to see some of that someday.
I7: That's what you think. I'm happy to be over here, where there ain't any of that weird crap going on. Just the sun and the beach.
J1: I'll bet you he's on his way up to the comm center.
J2: Why? He wanna call home or something?
J3: Why else would he be on this island? If he were interested in the research, he'd be over on Amulong or Pagao.
J4: Maybe he's lost.
J5: What are you saying? That the dude can take out two whole camps of mercenaries but he can't read a freaking map? Not a chance. This dude knows exactly what he's doing. He's got a plan.
K1: (whistle) We sure this guy is working alone? Nobody... I mean, NOBODY could make it through the carrier by himself.
K2: Get with the program! We've got severe breakdowns across the system. I need your full attention on the boards, now!
K3: All security zones read green. He's not trying to swim for it, and that's for sure. And we've got five birds calm in the outlying shores. The only place for him to go is right here.
K4: Then he's in for a rude surprise!
L1: Hey, Frank! You catch anything yet? You've been at it all day.
L2: Hell no. Damn lagoon is dry as Death Valley.
L3: What do you mean? Watch this! That should do it, hahaha!
L4: Dammit, Ron, cut it out!
Playing poker (though not shown) in the bunker.
M7: Oh yeah! Got me a full house, suckers!
M8: Again? Damn, you are one lucky cuss!
M9: Just calm down and keep your mitts off the ante. I just got a call on the horn. We've got some joker with a red Hawaiian shirt running around loose.
M10: Poor bastard won't know what hit him. OK, let's get out there and find that sucker. After this hand. Showtime!
N1: You caught any fish yet, Jean-Marc?
N2: Basically just trash fish. No big bites yet.
N3: That's 'cause you're using the wrong bait. Try this!
N4: A grenade? Man, Freddy, you're out of your freaking mind.
=== Pier ===
A1: Weren't you on Jacutan?
A2: I was. Got reassigned a couple of days ago.
A3: Why?
A4: Crowe needed reinforcements.
A5: And you volunteered?
A6: Hell no. I told him I didn't wanna go. And they moved me out the next day, the bastards.
A7: Yeap. That sounds like Crowe.
B1: Damn, the whole communications center is down. I can't talk to anyone except with the local radios.
B2: That's not good. Anything could be going on on the other islands and we would never know.
B3: Exactly! Man, we are screwed!
B4: Maybe it's just one guy, like they said.
B5: Then why is he cutting communications? I'm telling you, this is the beginning of an invasion.
B6: Well, maybe so. But when they hit Jacutan, they're gonna get themselves a surprise.
B7: Damn straight, they are.
C1: Did you hear that explosion?
C2: That was intense!
C3: That's what they get for storing their fuel underneath a tower like that. It's a rookie mistake. Crowe don't know anything about fortifying a base.
C4: Stop talking like that. You know if Crowe hears that crap, you'll be catching it bad.
C5: Yeah. Like he'd be out here with grunts like us.
C6: I'm just saying. That's all.
D1: You ever think of getting out of here?
D2: What do you mean?!
D3: I mean telling Crowe to get stuffed and getting the hell off this island.
D4: What are you talking about?! This place is paradise! All the surf and sand you could want.
D5: Yeah, and no chicks. No vacation. No leaving the island, no telephones, no e-mail, no internet. This place is creepy. I mean, who does Krieger think we're gonna talk to anyway?
D6: I told you a hundred times: stop talking like that! You never know who's listening.
D7: See? That's exactly what I'm talking about. We can't even talk about the scientists and their freaky experiments here, in the middle of nowhere. Who's gonna hear?
D8: I don't know and I don't wanna find out. Now I suggest you do a little less talking and a little more of just about anything else.
D9: Whatever.
E1: I'm telling you, the whole damn network is down. I can't reach anyone outside of local radio range.
E2: That means you can't reach anyone off this island. But you should still be able to get to comm center. They're local, so why aren't they responding?
E3: You don't think that big-ass explosion have anything to do with it?
E4: Then you think our new playmate is here somewhere?
E5: It's possible. That's all I'm saying.
E6: Well, he'd better hope I don't get my hands on him.
F1: Man, that explosion was huge! 
F2: How do you know?
F3: Because I was up on the ridge when it happened! I swear it was like the whole mountain was on fire.
F4: You think it was that guy?
F5: It's gotta be. Things don't just blow themselves up.
F6: Well, he'd best not try to blow up anything around these parts or I'll KICK HIS ASS!
F7: Whatever you say there, cowboy. I'm sure he's shaking in his boots right now.
G1: OK, I've checked all the barracks and they're clean. There's no way that guy can be hiding. That means he must be out in the jungle somewhere. 
G2, G3, G4, G5: Well, keep your eyes open. We'll take care of him if he tries to come in here. Yeah. Take care of him real good. (laughing)
H1: What the hell is Crowe doing up there? First the communications center, now the main camp? It's like a damned invasion!
H2: But they say it's just one guy.
H3: One guy? You think one guy did all that? No way! That's the real problem, see? There's gotta be dozens of 'em out there. And they could be on their way here right now.
H4: We'd better set up a perimeter, or something.
H5: Sure, you go do that. I'm staying right here with my eyes on the jungle, and if anything moves, I'm shooting it.
H6: Heh, good idea.
K1: I don't care what anyone says. Anything coming out of that jungle is getting it right between the eyes.
K2: Ease up there, partner. You're gonna get someone killed like that.
K3: Damn straight, I am. I'm gonna kill that damn boat captain and anyone else he brought with him.
K4: Yeah? What if they're reinforcements? Have you thought of that? What if you will kill one of us?
K5: It ain't gonna happen. You heard the radio? The only mercs left in the jungle are worm food. So if anything comes out of that jungle, I'm gonna start shooting.
K6: Damn, I still can't believe they let you have a gun.
L6: It must have come from the comm center! We'd better get up there quick!
L7: Let's get rolling!
M7: We have a major problem here, people! Now get off your asses and get moving!
M8: What's the rush, Kowalski?
M9: All the main comm channels are down! It looks like we're under some sort of organized attack! Look sharp, people!
N1: I'm telling you! It must be an entire team of special forces guys! They took out both camps at Alura, they took out the carrier, and even wasted the comm facility!
N2: Calm down, Trent. I heard it was just one guy in a butt ugly Hawaiian shirt. He was probably just lucky, or maybe had some inside help.
N3: That ain't what I heard. You'd better keep on your toes. I'm expecting trouble real soon. 
=== Research ===
A1: We've moved extra ammo from the main compound, but I think we're going to need more firepower.
A2: You worry too much. Look around you. We have almost two dozen guys in this position. All of them heavily armed. Plus, we're at the back door. Nobody is going to come through here.
A3: I hope you're right.
A4: I know I'm right.
B1: You hear about the other islands?
B2: No. What happened?
B3: Something's going on. They're on full alert. Must have something to do with the comm facility getting wrecked. 
B4: Well, that's too bad for them. My heart bleeds.
B5: Hey now, play nice. We could be next.
B6: No chance. If that guy comes by here, he'll wish he was dealing with those losers again.
B7: Sure thing, tough guy. You're going thinking like that and we'll see what happens if he actually shows.
C1: I just got a signal from Crowe. They moved the Tango Alpha and they want us to make sure that the target is stopped at Tango Delta.
C2: How do you remember all of these locations?
C3: I don't. It just sounds good. Now get out a map and let's figure out what the hell is going on.
C4: Right.
D1: I just heard on the radio that we've got unauthorized water traffic in the area.
D2: That's just great. Let's lock and load in case we have company.
D3: Right.
E1: We just got word from Crowe. All stations are to maintain high alert and the patrols need to make sweeps of all positions.
E2: Must be something to do with the intruder. That guy is running around like he owns the damn place. Crowe's gonna give an extra couple grand to the one who takes him out.
E3: It'll take more than that to make me stick my neck out.
E4: Two grand? That's enough for a ticket off this rock, and that's enough for me.
F1: Get this. They say there's an outbreak in the holding facility and the damn trigens are running around all over the place.
F2: That's all we need! First the crazed intruder and now the trigens get loose. I'm definitely not paid enough for this crap.
F3: You said that right!
G1: Get that regulator online now! We don't have any time and all hell is breaking loose!
G2: I know, I know, but this is as fast as I can go. Have you seen my pipe wrench? I've got a pressure leak I need to lock down here.
G3: Look for it yourself! I'm busy guarding our asses here!
G4: Oh yeah, I feel real safe!
H1: I'm telling you! We gotta get out of here, man, or we're toast!
H2: I know. But until they get that generator online, we're stuck down here. Just shoot anything that moves and we'll be okay.
H3: Got ya! If it moves, I shoot.
I1: Let go, you freak! (screaming) No!
K1: Control said they picked up some unauthorized traffic. Look sharp.
K2: Roger that. Ain't nothing getting through here. 
=== Treehouse ===
A1: Right. Let's find all these mutated monkeys and take 'em out.
A2: You mean trigens?
A1_bis: I said mutant monkeys, and I mean mutant monkeys. I'm not some damn scientist and I'm not gonna start talking like one. A mutated monkey is a mutated monkey, dammit! 
A2_bis: Damn mutant monkeys! Let's take 'em out!
B1: This area looks secure. Let's spread out, man, and keep the line tight. Check every rock and every tree. We can't let any of these things slip under the wire.
B2: Yes, sir!
C1: This is horrible! I always knew these damn things would get loose someday. Did you see what they did to Ben?
C2: Man, that was just wrong! I want the hell off this island, now!
C3: You and me both, pal.
D1: Check out that area over there!
D2: Yes, sir!
E1: If I see one of those things, I'm killing it. I don't care if it's loose or not.
E2: But the scientists said...
E3: Screw the scientists! Did you see what those things did to Ben? I'm killing every last one of them!
E4: Maybe you're right.
E5: You damn straight I'm right! I don't wanna end up like he did!
G2: Alright, men. Give me a full sweep and destroy. All trigens are now priority targets. Fire at will.
=== Bunker ===
Direction A5: It's getting pretty loud out there. I hope the trigens don't get through.
Direction A6: Don't worry about it, doc. We've got plenty of security here. You'll be safe enough.
Direction B1: (trigen roars) We need to secure this specimen. Give me 7 cc'sCubic centimeters. of synth-morph"Morph" – short for morphine.. Stat!"Stat" is a word used in medical jargon that means "immediately", "at once".
A1: I can't believe they expect us to work under these appalling conditions.
A2: I can't seem surprised, though. I mean, you go to deserted island in the middle of nowhere to do illegal genetic research; you don't exactly expect a good health plan.
A3: No, but I do expect hot and cold running water with electricity that stays on. How are we supposed to get any work done like this?!
A4: Well, that's the price we have to pay for keeping our research secret.
A5: It's not going to stay secret if any of our test subjects get loose.
A6: That's a very good point.
B1: You think everything is okay out there? Do you think Crowe's mercenaries have everything under control?
B2: I hope so, but those trigens are bad business. I never really thought about what might happen if they got off these islands.
B1_bis: Maybe we should've thought about that earlier.
B2_bis: Maybe we should have. But it's too late now.
Direction C1: Do you see anything?
C2: Nah, nothing. It looks clear.
D1: Do you think they're out there?
D2: Of course they're out there, you idiot! Now keep quiet so I can hear them.
D1_bis: Right. "Shut up". Got it. Need to be quiet so you can hear.
D2_bis: Shut up, dammit!
E1: Alright! We have the perimeter secured.
E2: That's a good first step. Now we set up right here and we see what comes in. If they hit us here, we'll take 'em apart.
E3: Damn straight!
F1: They're all over the damn place! What are we gonna do?!
F2: First, we're gonna chill the hell out. Then, we're gonna make a plan. Once we've done that, we're gonna take our guns and blow the living crap out of these mutant bastards! Got it?!
F3: Right. Blow the crap out of 'em.
F4: Exactly. Kill them all!
=== Steam ===
A1: Come on, get your ass in gear! I just heard that castaway is here and he's one tough customer!
A2: Man, I barely had a chance to finish my pork chops! I didn't sign up for this crap!
A3: If Crowe finds out we've been gold-brickingGold-bricking definition: Making excuses to shy away from duties; shirking., we'll get a one-way ticket to trigen city. And then you'll BE somebody's pork chop!
A4: Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
A5: The sooner we finish, the sooner you can finish your damn food.
B1: Did you hear the Colonel? I've never seen him so pissed off.
B2: Colonel? That's a joke. When he was in the service, he was a sergeant. He ain't no officer.
B3: No way.
B4: I kid you not. He told me himself.
B5: Nah, you full of it. He never talks to anyone. Besides, even if he did, he wouldn't admit something like that.
B6: Suit yourself. But if you don't believe me, look at the mess he's made of this situation. And it's all over one damn intruder. Just one!
C1: You see anything?
C2: You think I'd be standing around like this if I'd seen anything?
C3: I don't know. I was just asking. 'Cause I think I might've seen something.
C4: Then say something, you jackass! If you see something, you gotta yell out and let everyone know.
C5: I know. But it turned out to be nothing. I checked.
C6: And when you checked, if it had been something, what would you have done then?
C7: I would've said something.
C8: And then it would've been too late, greenhorn!
D1: Man, this sucks! Everybody else is looking for the intruder when we get stuck out here guarding the ass end of the island.
D2: Speak for yourself! I hear the outbreaks are spreading. You could be dealing with trigens instead.
D3: Damn straight, I could! I've been wanting some of that action for months. I always wanted to have a fight. I mean, we finally get some action, and you wanna hide in the barracks!
D4: When the trigens come after you, you'll be talking out the other side of your mouth. That's a promise.
D5: We'll see about that.
E1: I'm telling you, I saw one of those damn things loose.
E2: You saw a trigen? Out? Loose? What kind was it?
E3: What kind? Like they've got their names sewed in their underwear? I don't know. It was one of those little ones. It was already dead when I saw it.
E4: But if it was dead, what the hell killed it?
E5: I don't know and I don't wanna know. You dig?
F1: So I'm up on the night shift last night, and I heard this crashing in the woods, real loud like, and I am totally freaked out. I have my gun pointed at the door, and I kept saying, "This is it. Me versus the trigens."
F2: And?
F3: It was a freaking pig!
F4: (laughing)
F5: That's right, a damn pig. I tell you, tonight I'm getting revenge. Me plus this gun equals one dead pig. There's gonna be ribs on the menu tonight.
F6: Mmm... ribs!
G1: When I was over at Pagao, we usually got new updates every week. Over here, this week, nothing. It's like we're completely isolated or something.
G2: What are you talking about? The hut's full of stuff to read!
G3: It's all old. No new news at all. Like a complete blackout on the rest of the world. It's like the rest of the world just went away.
G4: Hey, I know what you're saying. With all the newspapers and stuff, it's like they just rotated from island to island and hope nobody notices.
=== Regulator ===
A1: You've ever wondered about the morality of it all?
A2: Of course not. I do my job and don't ask questions. Isn't that enough?
A3: But some things are just wrong.
A4: What do you mean? I get orders and I follow them. That's what I get paid for. That's what mercenaries do. That's why the world has mercenaries. We get paid to do things that other people won't do. And not to ask questions.
A5: But what if it's really wrong? Like, really flat out evil. Is it still okay to just take the pay and not ask questions?
A6: Of course it is. That's why they have to pay us. Don't you get it? People are good for free, but they have to be paid to be evil. That's how the world works.
A7: So you're saying that we're evil?
A8: As long as we're on the clock, yes.
A9: Oh, that's okay then. Thanks!
B1: Man, these scientists are real jerks.
B2: What do you expect? They're just a bunch of white coat wearing nerd boys who never done a real day's work in their lives. Today I'm... we're worse than furniture. Except when one of their fancy machines breaks down, THEN who do they have to call?
B3: You said it. And now with the outbreaks, they just give us guns and tell us to keep working, even with trigens and intruders running around?
B4: Yeah. Just if you see something strange, shoot it. I'm a mechanic, not a mercenary. I've never even used a gun.
B5: Well, maybe I might have a little accident one day and blow off a few rounds into their damn machines.
B6: Yeah, that'd chill/show 'em.
C1: Man, my stomach hurts something awful.
C2: Again?
C3: Ever since I started working over here, this cantina food just isn't right.
C4: Maybe you eat too much?
C5: No, man, I'm on this new diet. It's all meat, you see? They say it makes the body process more of the carbs and burn more fat.
C6: I heard they use trigens as meat. Some of them just die.
C7: No way. There's absolutely no way I've been eating mutant burgers. It's not enough I work my ass off on their damn machines, they gotta make me a guinea pig too?
C8: Calm down, I'm just messing with you.
C9: You better be, jackass.
D1: Oh man, I can't believe that this bridge is broken again.
D2: You gotta be joking. How are we gonna get across?
D3: The construction crew has put up a temporary pontoon bridge. Just be careful when bringing vehicles across.
D4: What a huge pain in the ass.
=== Control ===
A1: Let's get out of here, man.
A2: Our orders say to stay here.
A3: Screw that! We got to get the hell out here right now!
A4: You know how Crowe is with orders. If he says stay, you better stay.
A5: Crowe? You're worried about pissing off Crowe? I'm worried about those things eating my face off!
A6: They probably learned that trick from Crowe. We're screwed if we do, we're screwed if we don't. Besides, how do you know if it's safer anywhere else? We might as well stay where we're posted.
A7: Look. I'll stay here for now. But the first time I see one of those things, I am going like a cool breeze.
B1: What's up with these lights?
B2: Power failure maybe? Emergency reserves are kicking on but it'll take time for full power. Seems like we had an accident.
B3: Accident?
B4: Now how do you explain it, Einstein?
B5: You think it was an accident?
B6: I don't know. I hear we've got an unwelcome visitor, so maybe he sabotaged the main regulator.
B7: But Crowe would've told us if we had an intruder, right?
B8: Of course he would. You worry too much.
C1: Where you been?
C2: We got a call. Someone's here.
C3: Did you see anything?
C4: No. Not yet. But the nerds did.
C5: Fat Boys or just Squeakers?
C6: They don't know. But it looks like a major outbreak. It looks like the whole island is screwed.
C7: Cripes! If they don't know, who does?
C8: Not me. If you ask me, they're jumping at shadows. They heard about that stranger, and now every time a twig snaps, they think somebody's gonna try and kill 'em.
C9: God, that's all we need. I am called to a bunch of university pukes scared of their own shadows.
C10: Well, maybe after they've stopped shooting.
C11: They're armed now?!
C12: Security measures. All personnel have to be armed until the threat is over.
C13: Shit! They'll be all over each other every time someone drops a soda can!
C14: Yep. I don't know what I'm more scared of: the trigens or nerds with guns?
Control_Mercs_A1: So... have you ever killed anybody?
Control_Mercs_A2: Yeah, lots of people. How about you?
Control_Mercs_A3: Yeah, I've killed people. Bunches of 'em.
Control_Mercs_A4: How many you killed?
Control_Mercs_A5: Nah, I don't know. I lost count after a while.
Control_Mercs_A6: Yeah, me too. That's it, lost count. Killed so many, comes easy, you know? And if you piss me off, I kill you too!
Control_Mercs_B1: He's coming! Did you hear me?! He's coming! The infiltrator we heard about! Hurry! Get prepped! We gotta take this bastard out now!
=== Rebellion ===
A1: You think killing trigens is like killing people? You think it's the same?
A2: I don't know, man. Just shut up about it, okay? You're making me nervous.
B1: But why did they escape?
B2: The guards must've been sloppy.
B3: Not how, why! What made them do it? You know what I think? I think they get sick of being guinea pigs, you know?
B4: Oh, come on! They don't have human feelings. 
B5: How do we know that? We're not testing for that. We only have samples, readouts, crap like that.
B6: Just look at 'em, Johnny! They are freaks! All of 'em!
B7: I'm not so sure, Bill.
B8: Well, next time you see one, why don't you ask?
B9: Maybe. But they had to bust out for a reason.
C1: You're finished with the DIC samples?
C2: No, not yet. We had a surprise inspection yesterday.
C3: Who organized that?
C4: It was Doyle, kissing up to Krieger again.
C5: Oh, him, yeah. He comes around every few weeks and checks up on us.
C6: I don't like him. He didn't answer any questions. What's he hiding, you think?
C7: I have no idea. I think he just gets off on the power trip.
C8: Maybe, he's clueless. The things he was asking me about made no sense.
C9: You do realize he's reporting directly to Krieger, don't you?
C10: Oh yes, I know. He told me, several times.
D1: This island was supposed to be a safe zone. How did they get in here?
D2: I don't know. Where do you think they're from?
D3: Maybe Amulong. But the guards told me they had that one under control.
D4: What else have you heard?
D5: Not much. But from their description, I bet these are from Pagao.
D6: You mean the ones without the chips? God help us.
D7: It makes sense, though. Without the chips in place they can get really violent.
D8: Maybe you're right. But then why is it all hush-hush? They should tell us these things so we can prep better.
D9: I don't know. But we should find out what we can. I don't wanna get killed because someone forgot to pass on a detail.
E1: You heard about Dr. Fernandez? He's on Pagao.
E2: I guess it's because of his expertise in genetic engineering.
E3: Yeah, yeah. You don't like him. But he told me yesterday he's working on a new project.This project could be referring to the cut "Omega" trigen, as Pagao is the island where it would have been featured.
E4: Which one?
E5: He wasn't allowed to tell. But he was very excited about it. He said something about a totally new approach, a one-stop fix.
E6: I know the fix. We got rid of him.
E7: Do you wanna hear this or not?! He said they don't need to create any more trigens.
E8: And you believed him? What are they gonna do with this place then?
E9: Well, I haven't seen any proof, but he... sounded very convincing.
=== Archive ===
A1: I... I've checked the ETL list yesterday night, and I wondered about the new trigens.
A2: Yes, what about them?
A3: I mean, are they really that grown as described?
A4: As far as I know, they're engineered from cloned DNA, right?
A5: Yes, that's what we were told, but still, if you check the list, you will notice the discrepancy between the high and low PLL's.
A6: So... what do you think?
A7: Um... I just thought about it and... what if they are not cloned? I mean, some of them are, yes, but could it be they are... changed? Changed humans? I've heard several reports of missing soldiers. It can't be a coincidence.
A9: Are you suggesting Krieger has engineered a substance that catalystsThe correct verb would be "catalyzes". active DNA mutation?
A10: Exactly.
A11: This is way too advanced. He'd need hundreds, maybe thousands of tests, to have positive results.
A12: You think Krieger would...
A13: I don't wanna think about it.
B2: You see any trigens?
B4: At least they gave us guns.
B6: Come on. Let's finish up here and get to the others.
B7: It's criminal to let us work here with all the trigens around. It's against my rights, you know.
B8: Trigens aren't mentioned anywhere in your rights.
F1: If Jack observes Crowe with binoculars.
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Crowe: Hurry up, you stupid jarheads! Go ahead and waste those scum already! I've got places to be and people to kill and...
Crowe: (phone rings) Oh, not now, dammit! 
Crowe: (answers phone) What the hell do you want?
Crowe: Yeah, well, that's really nice. I want him dead too, you shmuck! OK. Fine! No problem. I'm on my way.
Crowe: (hangs up) Asshole.
=== Boat ===
A1: I don't know. I'm just telling you I don't feel safe nowhere no more.
A2: But there's no trigens anywhere near here. No research neither. It's just these stupid towers.
A3: I know. But what if they learn to use boats, or swim or something?
A4: Get real. They're just animals.
A5: They're not JUST animals. They're part human, so why can't they do human things?
A6: Because the part that's human ain't the smart part.
A7: I hope you're right.
B1: I guess this is a pretty sweet assignment. Here on the beach we ain't got nothing to do but watch the waves.
B2: Sounds like the other islands are getting it bad.
B3: Serves those brown nosers right. They're always trying to become elite mercenaries. Think they're better than us, grunts, out here, do they? Well, where are they now? Tell me that!
B4: Yeah, I can see your point.
B5: Just a grunt on the beach. And that's all I wanna be. I got small expectations and I'm content.
B6: Guess that makes sense.
C1: Man, I don't mean to complain, but this sand gets everywhere.
C2: I know what you mean. I spend more time getting sand out of my gun than using it.
C3: If they would just let us put the guns in the case or something. And only get them out when we need them. Well, that would save a couple of hours cleaning a day. 
C4: Yeah, but then again, what else you got to do?
C5: True, true.
C6: Still, next time I sign on for a tour, I do it somewhere with no sand. Alaska maybe.
C7: They don't need no mercenaries in Alaska.
C8: See? There you go.
D1: You think there's any lobster in that lagoon?
D2: I don't know. I guess so.
D3: Then how come we ain't never caught any?
D4: We never tried, I guess.
D5: Exactly. So what I'm telling you is that we make some cages out of ammo crates, weigh in down with rocks and see what we can catch.
D6: Something to do.
D7: Lobster tastes good.
D8: Better than that can crap they feed us.
E1: So what are we doing watching over here? Shouldn't we be guarding the antenna?
E2: Stupid, they gotta get to the antenna from somewhere, right?
E3: Well, yeah!
E4: And they aren't gonna drop out of the sky, are they?
E5: Well, no!
E6: Then we guard here! Which is the place where they would come from! That way they never get to the antenna!
E7: Okay, I guess that makes sense.
E8: Of course it does.
F1: Check this out! They're missing some explosives from the armory.
F2: That's not good.
F3: It's probably just some jerk counting wrong. But keep your eyes peeled just in case something's going on.
F4: You can't be too careful.
G1: I wonder when the supply ship is gonna come. I mean it's cool out here and all. But if we don't get resupply real soon, we're gonna start getting hungry.
G2: Quit worrying. They always do right by us, don't they?
G3: Yeah, but with the current situation, what if they forget about us? You ever think of that? I mean, we'll just be trapped out here in the middle of nowhere.
G4: We got boats, don't we?
G5: Well, yeah, but that's not gonna help us. It's a long way to nowhere from here. You wanna go out to sea in a Zodiac?A brand of inflatable boats.
G6: Well, only if I have to. Stop worrying! It'll all be fine. Anyway, you make me nervous.
G7: Sorry.
H1: Man, I really wish I had something to shoot at.
H2: You wanna take one of the boats out and shoot dolphins again?
H3: Nah, that's old.
H4: Maybe we'll see some sharks or something.
H5: Maybe. But I wanna shoot something cooler. I want a challenge, you know?
H6: Well, maybe we can get you shipped out to the archives. And you could fight the trigens.
H7: I said I was bored. Not suicidal.
H8: That's what I thought. Stick to dolphins. They're more your speed.
I1: I don't get it. We've got some kind of mutant rebellion going on, and on top of that someone's infiltrating the joint? (?)
I2: Yeah, it's too weird for me.
I3: Plus, get this. I heard on the radio that the vivarium was completely destroyed. They've evacuated Amulong, and now they're carpet bombing it.
I4: Really?
I5: Yeah. It makes you wonder what will happen around here.
I6: Nothing, I hope.
=== Catacombs ===
A1: Yeah! Now stay down, dammit!
A1_bi: Damn straight! 
A2: You killed that one good!
A2_bi: Killed it real good!
B1: You think they can get out of there?
B2: Nah, they're trapped real good. Once we drop the gas on them, they'll be a couple of dead experiments.
B3: No kidding.
C1: Okay, we got the nerve gas here. You think they got the other ones?
C2: Don't know, don't care. I'm keeping my head down and taking these bastards out, and that's the end of it for me. The other ones are SEP.
C3: SEP?
C4: Someone else's problem, bro.
C5: You got that right.
D1: You see any of them?
D2: Shut up! I'm listening for them.
D3: Fine, fine. See any now?
D4: No. Now shut your pie hole and keep your eyes open!
E1: Alpha team! Are you there? Come in, Alpha team!
E2: Where are you? Please report in if you are hearing this.
E3: This is command to Alpha, Beta and Delta teams. Where are you? Report in. Please.
E4: Alpha team, Beta team, Delta team. Please report in immediately. Do you require assistance? Repeat. Do you require assistance?
E5: Delta team. Are you receiving this transmission? Where are you? Are you okay?
E6: Can anyone hear me? Is anyone out there? Hello?
=== River ===
A1: When's the gas gonna get here?
A2: I don't know. But when it does, man, those mutants won't know what hit 'em. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
A3: Mutant fish. Yeah. The only good mutants are dead one. You know what I mean?
B1: Man, that is one seriously dead mutant.
B2: You sure? I thought I saw it move. Maybe we should shoot it some more just in case.
B3: Nah, that'll just waste bullets. And we may need 'em later.
B4: Then maybe we should kick it or roll it down a hill or something?
B5: Dude, would you chill out? It's dead. You'll have plenty more to kill later, I promise.
C1: Why we gotta stay here?
C2: Because that's our job. They told us to guard this exit.
C3: Ha, ha. I knew that, smart guy. What I'm saying is: why us? I mean, why don't we just slip off where it's safer? I mean, if we gotta guard this spot, don't that mean we're guarding it against something that might be... I don't know... real nasty.
C4: Well, maybe. But we don't know what's out there either. If we stay here, at least someone knows where we are. We'd better just stay put.
C5: Right. Stay and put it is.
D1: Man, the mosquitoes here just suck.
D2: That's what they do, man. But come on, there are huge-ass mutants with guns all over this jungle, and you're worried about bugs?
D3: Well, I try to focus on the little problems. It makes the big ones seem to go away, you know?
D4: Dude, you got some serious issues with prioritization.
E1: Dude, hunting these mutants is just like being back home. Hunting deer and varmits out in the back forty.
E2: The varmits were big hunk of mutants with guns?
E3: Well, no, but it's kinda the same.
F1: Man, they got how many beach camps in this place, and we get stuck cleaning out a swamp.
F2: Quit your bitching. You could've been in the archive.
F3: Good point. Those guys had no luck at all.
G1: Well, when I see one of those damn things, I'm gonna shoot it right between the eyes.
G2: Yeah? Then what?
G3: Well, if it ain't dead, I'll shoot it again. Damn, you'd think between the eyes would be enough.
G4: Damn, trigens are tough!
H1: Man, when this is all done, I'm gonna kill myself one of these mutants and stick its head on my wall.
H2: Dude, I think they used to be human.
H3: Well, they ain't human no more. They're animals.
I1: Right... could you hand me the double-flanged cylindrical helix adjuster?
I2: The what?
I3: The double-flanged cylindrical helix adjuster. You know, the metric one.
I4: You mean the pipe wrench?
I5: This is a multi-million dollar piece of equipment. You don't use a pipe wrench on a thing like this. You use a double-flanged cylindrical helix adjuster.
I6: That looks exactly like a pipe wrench.
I7: Well, yes.
I8: Here.
=== Swamp & Factory ===
A1: So, we're clearing out of here?
A2: It looks like it. Don't know why. But when they say move, we gotta move, you know?
A3: Yeah, but it's a pain in a butt. I just got all settled in here. You finally just get comfortable and then they make you pack it all up and move again.
A4: Listen to you. You're like a little old lady. What did you do? Get all your lace doilies set up or something? Your pictures of your cat arranged all nice in your bedside table? Quit your frigging whining. We're here as mercs, not interior decorators.
A5: Yeah, yeah, you're right. But at least they could tell us why we're shipping out again. 
A6: That would be nice. It'd be nice if we all get a month off too and a pony, but it ain't gonna happen, so shut up and get ready.
B1: So they actually have a nuke here?
B2: Yes, they actually have a nuke here, dumbass. It's over in the armory.
B3: What the hell do they have a nuke for? This is a genetics lab.
B4: Duh, it's 'cause they're scared. If something goes wrong, they have some way to clean up the mess real quick like.
B5: They're not gonna clean us up with it, are they?
B6: Well, we're leaving, ain't we?
B7: True, but maybe we'd better get going a little faster.
B8: Amen, brother. Amen.
C1: Man, now that they moved everyone else out, it's like a ghost town around here.
C2: Yeah. It gives me the creeps.
C3: You know when we're gonna get out of here?
C4: Soon. I keep asking and they keep giving me the same answer – soon.
C5: Soon? Is that like tonight? Tomorrow? Next week? When? Man, I don't wanna be here anymore!
C6: None of us do. But that's what we're paid for. And that's what we're gonna do.
D1: Right. So all the files from here got moved over to the mainframe?
D2: Yes, and we backed everything up on the command center computer and hard copy too. That's a lot of dead trees.
D3: So we can turn them all off and start putting them in crates then, right?
D4: Yeah. As soon as someone gets over here to start moving all this stuff and boxing it up.
D5: Great! Keep it up!
E1: All the files have been checked and sorted, right? We know which ones go where?
E2: Sure thing. I backed them all up on the mainframe and made a hard copy to be sure. It's all ready to go.
E3: Did you make sure that all the TPS reports have got the new cover page?
E4: Ah, yeah, of course. I got the memo about that yesterday.
E5: Great.
F1: So we gotta fix this thing over here?
F2: Well, yeah. 
F3: But if we're bugging out of the base here, why don't we just leave it broke and fix it when it's shipped over? We can just push it into the cargo container, and no one will ever know the difference.
F4: The hell we can. I had to push the damn thing in here and I'm not pushing it again. If it don't work better time we leave, then it's staying right here.
F5: That's what YOU think. Orders say that we're taking it all.
F6: Sure. They're walking out on a multi-billion dollar facility and you think they're gonna sweat over a couple of vehicles like this? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 
F7: The facility don't have any wheels, man!
F8: Well, there is that.
G1: So, we're supposed to just hang here and wait for the alarm?
G2: Yep.
G3: And if there's no alarm?
G4: Then we wait some more.
G5: That's lame. Shouldn't we go out and look around or something?
G6: Well, then where would we be when the alarm goes off?
G7: I don't know.
G8: Exactly.
H1: Man, the food on this island sucks!
H2: You said it, brother.
H3: I mean, every day the same old slop. You'd think that if they could build a whole compound full of super mutants and mega computers and can afford a whole fleet of V22s, then they could maybe provide us with some decent chow every once in a while.
H4: You'd think that, yeah.
H5: It's just their way of keeping us down. Letting us know our place.
H5_bis: Well, let's see Krieger come down here and eat some of this crud. And then we'll see who cares.
H6: Nah. They just don't care.
H6_bis: You said that right.
I1: So this freaky-ass mutant is coming at me. And I just lay into it with my M4.
I2: You just had an M4?
I3: Damn, I was lucky to have THAT! You would think – if we're out hunting mutants, they would give the GOOD guns! But Crowe mopped up the loadout specs! Some of the guys have pistols and nothing but!
I4: Man... this crap has to stop.
I5: So anyway... I'm unloading my M4 into this damn trigen, and he doesn't go down. He yells and he bleeds, but he just keeps coming. It took three of us emptying the mag each into him to put his ass down.
I6: Man, that's heavy.
== References ==
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