Triple Threat

This is the 9th episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
== Transcript ==
Nicholas: And we’re back for yet another episode of SBFW’s Got Talent. I know, original intro. Let’s get started, shall we?
(He looks at the results for the poll on his computer)
Nicholas: I see we have two contestants that are safe! And they are…
(Drumroll)
Nicholas: Cavenpuss with 2 votes…
Cavenpuss: Despite all the tomatoes thrown at me? Huh.
Nicholas: And Bubble Bass with 1 vote.
Bubble Bass: I knew writing that fanfiction was worth it!
Nicholas: As for Mao Mao, Lisa, and SpongeBob… well… I’m sorry to say, but you’re all eliminated.
Mao Mao: No… no! This has to be a mistake. I’m the chosen one.
SpongeBob: Chosen one? I was the one who had the most popular kids show in existence!
Ollie: I thought I was the chosen one!
SpongeBob: Shut up, Ollie. You’re not even in this season!
Olllie: Oh yeah. I’m out. (vanishes)
Lisa: No, my show’s more popular! As a 4-year-old with a 320 IQ, I should know this.
Nicholas: Okay, fine. TWO of you are being eliminated.
(He spins the wheel again)
Nicholas: Mao Mao is safe. You two, however, are not.
SpongeBob: I can’t be eliminated! I can’t be!
(The duo is kicked out by security)
Nicholas: These episodes just keep getting crazier, don’t they? With the elimination out of the way, it’s time to choose the 5 contestants! Ol’ trusty wheel of… whatever, do your magic!
(He spins the wheel)
Nicholas: snanz!
Snanz: ererererererer (It was only a matter of time… a bad time.)
Nicholas: SquidClone!
SquidClone: Oh man, here we go again.
Nicholas: Gary!
Gary: Meow! (The translation could not be interpreted at this time.)
Nicholas: Oops. Really need to fix that.
Owlette!
Owlette: Oh boy… (she puts her hands on her belly)
Nicholas: And finally… Garviel!
Garviel: Garf.
Nicholas: With that out of the way, it’s time for the performances! First up is snanz.
Snanz: erererererer (I’m not performing empty-handed this time.)
(Snanz pulls out a jukebox with an entire Megalovania album on it. When it starts playing, he starts to do every Fortnite dance imaginable)
Audience member 1: He’s doing it! Every single one!
Audience member 2: He didn’t do the deep dab yet… oh wait there it is.
Audience member 3: Fortnite bad Minecraft good. (gets slapped)
Audience member 2: Fortnite creative mode slaps. And so does this hand!
(After some time, snanz finishes his performance with a default dance, to much applause)
Nicholas: And that was Snanz’s amazing performance! Up next is… SquidClone!
SquidClone: Oh… okay.
(To himself:) Wait a minute… this is a talent show. Which means... 
SquidClone: I was sadly born as an infant!
Nicholas: (chuckles) Nice try. This isn’t America’s Got Talent.
SquidClone: That sucks. My mother has stage 5 cancer.
(The audience gasps)
Nicholas: Wow. I did not know that. I’m sorry for your mother, dude. Just… get on with the talent show.
SquidClone: (fake sniffling) Okay.
(SquidClone starts sad dancing, and falls on his head)
SquidClone: Ow! That hurt!
(SquidClone gets up and starts sad dancing again, this time slower. Then, he bumps into a wall and gets dizzy)
SquidClone: I’m seeing stars… whooeeee! (passes out)
Nicholas: Someone get this guy an ambulance!
(An ambulance comes out through the wall, breaking it in the process. They gather up SquidClone and take him to the hospital)
Nicholas: I swear, we need more safety measures next time. Uh… where was I? Oh yeah. Up next is Gary!
Gary: Meow! (I will end you.)
Nicholas: Very nice, Gary.
Gary: Meow. (For today’s performance, I’m gonna get really fat- I mean… show what inflation is like.)
Audience member: WOO! (claps hard)
(Gary is given an entire bag of snail food. He eats it whole, and is given another one. This repeats until Gary is the size of the room.)
Audience member: This is so GOOD! I’m so excited!
Audience member 2: You know, I sometimes worry about you.
Nicholas: Okay, Gary. I think we need to move on to the next contestant before you blow up.
(Gary blows up)
Nicholas: Never mind then… Owlette, you’re up next.
Owlette: Not this again… can I do something that doesn’t involve making babies?
Nicholas: It’s your choice.
Owlette: Okay, I won’t make babies this time.
(The crowd boos her)
Owlette: Aw, come on! I might as well quit if you’re just gonna boo me. Ugh, fine…
(Owlette suddenly starts bloating up immensely)
Owlette: This isn’t what I had in mind-
(She blows up, and a bunch of babies come out of her like a pinata)
Nicholas: As you can see, Owlette sure is a one-trick pony. While we take yet another contestant to the hospital, up next is our final contestant for the day: Garviel!
(Massive applause)
Garviel: Garf. Garf. Garf.
Audience member: HA! Now THAT’S relatable!
Garviel: Thank you. Thank you. (dips)
Nicholas: Uh… the end?
(A crew member comes up and whispers something to Nicholas)
Crew member: Uh, the last three episodes were supposed to be judge cuts, not voter cuts.
Nicholas: Ah clamety crap. Well it looks like I need to change plans, and fast.
(The End)
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