Kuckoo Kat: The Search for Whatzitville (2012 film)/Trailer transcripts

The trailer transcripts for Kuckoo Kat: The Search for Whatzitville (2012 film).
==Teaser trailer==
(The Gryphon Animation and Imagine Entertainment logos play in silence)
FROM THE STUDIO BEHIND "THE INTERGALACTIC IDIOTS" AND "UNLEASHED"
COMES A BRAND-NEW ADVENTURE
THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
(Kuckoo, Kooky, Smarty and Cuckoo walk on the blank screen)
Kuckoo: Would you look at that, a new movie with US!
Kooky: I can't believe it, we're back on the big screen!
Smarty: I must say, this is certainly surprising!
Cuckoo: Yeah, yeah, it's nice and all, but when are they releasing this stinkin' thing?!
(A black screen falls with COMING 2012 on it)
Cuckoo: Ow.
==Teaser trailer #2==
(The Gryphon Animation and Imagine Entertainment logos play in silence)
AND NOW, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VOOVOO THE GREAT
(Static is shown, before VooVoo appears on the screen)
VooVoo: Hello there, inferior beings. I am VooVoo the Great, and I am here to announce my plans for world domination. You see, I am planning to make everyone on the planet as my servants. Once I do, I will become King of the World and if it doesn't go awry, King of the Universe. And when I do, there will be no one that can stop me!
(VooVoo laughs evilly)
Smedley: Um, sir?
VooVoo: (angry) WHAT IS IT NOW, YOU SNIVELING IDIOT?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT?!
Smedley: Yes, but you have a important meeting at 11:30.
VooVoo: Oh, right. I'll be coming soon. Now run along, you fool.
Smedley: Yes. sir.
VooVoo: Well, now I must be going. So long and enjoy your world while it lasts, you're going to need it.
(The screen turns off)
INVADING THE WORLD IN 2012
== Theatrical trailer #1 ==
(A black background with the words “Gryphon Animation and Imagine Entertainment presents” is shown)
Narrator: Once upon a time, there were heroes…
Kuckoo: Who, us?
Narrator: And villains…
VooVoo: The world will finally be mine!
(A montage of scenes starts while "Breakfast Machine" from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure plays)
Narrator: And angry mobs…
Kuckoo: We gotta get out of here!
Narrator: And hillbillies…
Ol’ Brick Bobcat: Well, look at what we have here!
Narrator: Inkblot creatures….
(An inkblot creature roar at Kuckoo and the gang)
Narrator: Cowpokes…
Wild Bill Hiccup: And who do you think you are?
Narrator: Foul-mouthed felines…
Cuckoo: What the hell kind of place is this?
Narrator: Devil assassins...
One-Eye: You can count on us, sir!
Narrator: Screwballs…
Kooky: Catch ya later, suckers!
(VooVoo’s dragon, Sweetikins burps up fire)
Narrator: Dragons?!
VooVoo: That’s a good Sweetiekins!
Narrator: This can only happen… In a film like this!
(Another montage of scenes plays with “Birdhouse in Your Soul” playing)
Narrator: From Gryphon Animation and Imagine Entertainment, comes an adventure so crazy, you’ll think it was a nightmare!
Cuckoo: Thanks for the encouragement, pal…
VooVoo: Soon, they’ll all feel the wrath of VOOVOO THE GREAT!
Kuckoo: What’s a VooVoo?
Lil’ Bailey Bobcat: Hiya there, cutie.
Kooky: Creep!
Lil’ Bailey Bobcat: Ooh, the shy type!
VooVoo: Send in the guards!
(Lil' Bailey Bobcat takes Kooky away in his grasp)
Kooky: Hey, don’t touch me there!
Kuckoo: Only I get to touch her there!
Smedley: How are you gonna do it?
VooVoo: Listen to the simplicity of the plan…
Kooky: His spirit of adventure is inspiring.
VooVoo: Now is the time to STRIKE!
Kooky: (dressed as a fairy) It isn’t nice to mess with fairy godmothers.
(Kooky zaps Cuckoo with her magic wand)
Narrator: It’s a tale of heroes…
Kuckoo: Your dashing hero is here!
Cuckoo: We couldn’t afford a better one?
Narrator: A tale of villains…
VooVoo: GET THEM! AND I WANT THEM DEAD OR ALIVE, SPECIFICALLY DEAD!
Narrator: A tale of misfits.
(Kuckoo, Kooky, Smarty, and Cuckoo make silly faces)
Narrator: It’s the most foolish fable to hit theaters!
KUCKOO KAT: THE SEARCH FOR WHATZITVILLE
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON APRIL 23
== Theatrical trailer #2 ==
(The Gryphon Animation and Imagine Entertainment logos are shown and pairs of dice fly across the screen as it transitions to a montage of scenes, set to "Forbidden Zone" by Oingo Boingo)
Narrator: You may think it's creepy and freaky and it may be a bit spooky and kooky... 
Woo!
Narrator: But just keep telling yourself, it's only a movie... 
Living in the sixth dimension...
Narrator: It's only a movie... (Moving in the wrong direction!)
Living in the sixth dimension, moving in the wrong direction!
Narrator: It's only... a movie that will take you to another dimension... Moving in the wrong direction... A movie unlike any other... Fantasy, comedy, tragedy, and music...
Smarty: I'm scared out my wits here!
Cuckoo: Well so am I, but ya don't see me complaining about it!
KUCKOO KAT: THE SEARCH FOR WHATZITVILLE
Narrator: A movie so crazy, you'll think it was a nightmare!
Kuckoo: Frightening, ain't it?
ESCAPING THE LOONEY BIN ON APRIL 23
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