Schoolkids React To "A Guide To Farts"

This is a Schoolkids React Season 1 episode where beloved carton schoolkids from Class of 3000 react to the ten toots of the book, "A Guide to Farts With 10 Of The Foulest Sounds" by uttering delightfully comical remarks.
== The Farts and The Kids' Reactions ==
=== The Butt Burper ===
NOTE: This is three toots in a row; in between the 2nd and 3rd toot, there's a pause for "butt wind" to fill up the "cheesy cutter's" intestines.
# PHIL: LOL, what an epic trinity of toots!
# MADI: Wow, such comically rhythmic timing!
# KIM: OMG, what a kooky symphony!
# KAM: That's a total crackup for sure!
# TAMI: Unbelievably hah-larious!
# EDDIE: That's pure comedy gold to me!
=== The Pneumatic Toot ===
NOTE: This toot is a long rumbler, just like a builder on a jobsite.
# PHIL: Now, that's what I call groundbreaking!
# MADI: That oughta clear the room!
# KIM: Wow, what a powerful rumbler!
# KAM: That's what I call incredibly hilarious!
# TAMI: That one's a real earth-shaker!
# EDDIE: That's a seriously powerful poot!
=== The Mousy One ===
NOTE: This icy, purse-lipped, uptight fart is a series of nervous, highly-strung squeaks.
# PHIL: That one reminds me of butterflies in my stomach.
# MADI: OMG, that's funny!
# KIM: That's just like a mouse on a whoopie cushion!
# KAM: That's a real side-splitter for sure!
# TAMI: Tee-hee, what a nervously uptight squeaker that was!
# EDDIE: Wowee-zowee, it's just like a mouse on a whoopee cushion!
=== The Stealth Bomb ===
NOTE: This toot is a subtle, but airy breeze of hilariously gassy wind.
# PHIL: That's what I call a sneaky surprise!
# MADI: Now, that's funny!
# KIM: OMG, stealthy and airy at the same time!
# KAM: Wow! What a hilarious, breezy farting noise!
# TAMI: Oh, I'm surely surprised by that sneaky gust of butt wind!
# EDDIE: Now, that's what I call an airy surprise!
=== The Trumpeter ===
NOTE: This is a noisy, brassy blast of "butt air."
# PHIL: Just like a sing-along symphony in a musical comedy!
# MADI: That fart would make me a 1-schoolgirl brass band!
# KIM: That hilarious toot would turn me into a 1-geisha-girl marching band!
# KAM: That attention grabber ALWAYS has me in stitches!
# TAMI: I guess that toot would make me a 1-schoolgirl band!
# EDDIE: I guess that fart makes me a 1-schoolboy jazz band!
=== The Follow Through ===
NOTE: This is a really, really wet toot that results in a wardrobe malfunction.
# PHIL: OMG, that's hilarious!
# MADI: Tee-hee, so funny!
# KIM: Whoa, that was a real side-splitter!
# KAM: Wow, that was an awesome farting noise!
# TAMI: That's risible!
# EDDIE: That always cracks me up!
=== The Rotten Egg ===
Note: This toot is 5 really loud, whoopee cushion-style farts in a row; the first 4 are fast and the very last one is a blast of rear-end air.
# PHIL: Wow, what a surprising symphony!
# MADI: Tee-hee, such comical flatulence!
# KIM: What a riot!
# KAM: That's so hilarious!
# TAMI: Totally surprising and amusing!
# EDDIE: OMG, that's what I call an explosion of hilarity!
=== The Long, Distinguished Tooter ===
Note: This toot is a really loud and mighty fart that imitates a giant whoopee cushion being sat on.
# PHIL: I'd make a grand entrance with that toot!
# MADI: Such sheer magnitude! What a hilarious toot!
# KIM: Grandiose and gaseous at the same time!
# KAM: What a blast of grand gas!
# TAMI: Wow, such gassy grandeur!
# EDDIE: That's a legendary butt thunderclap!
=== The Whistle-Blower ===
Note: This toot is a long, squeaky imitation of a birthday balloon's neck being pulled on; it falls and then rises like a slide whistle being played by someone's bottom.
# PHIL: What a melodic toot that was!
# MADI: That musical comedy masterpiece brings on hilarious giggles!
# KIM: Wow! Such beautiful, musical flatulence!
# KAM: Whoa, momma! That's what I call symphonic flatulence!
# TAMI: Now, that's what I call symphonious flatulence!
# EDDIE: Wow, what an epic toot!
=== The Squelcher ===
Note: This toot is a very wet fart that requires an outfit change.
# PHIL: I can't help but smile at the thought of needing a new outfit after such a hilarious mishap!
# MADI: That's what I call comically juicy!
# KIM: I'm grinning at the thought of somebody having to change their clothes after that unexpected toot!
# KAM: I can't stop smiling at the idea of someone needing a fresh set of clothes after that comical mishap!
# TAMI: OMG, that's a real wardrobe malfunction!
# EDDIE: I can't stop smilin' at the idea of somebody needing a fresh set of clothes after that hah-larious mishap!