John S.

John S. is a self-employed landscaper in Lower Duck Pond. He is 6 feet and nine inches tall and weighs 250 pounds. He loves plastic pink flamingos and lemonade. He lives behind town hall and likes to spy on the City Council meetings (He is kind of a creep). He played for the Southwest University football team for one game before being kicked off for mowing the grass on the field at halftime. No one knows his last name and he likes to keep it that way. He strongly denies having anything to do with the Nicholas Cage fiasco. I REPEAT HE DID NOT DO IT. Portrayed by u/holyromanmemepire
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