Uh, Oh! Here We Race Again!

Uh, Oh! Here We Race Again! Is The First Episode Of Ridonculous Race: World Tour
==Transcript==
Don, The Host Of Ridonculous Race, Is Standing Near An Airport.
Don - Hey! Welcome Back! Grab A Seat, Because I'm Here To Provide You, The Viewing World, With An All-New Season Of, You Guessed It, The Ridonculous Race! 13 Teams Will Play It Out On A Race Around The World For Not One Thousand... Not Ten Thousand... Not One Million... Not Five Million... But TEN... MILLION... DOLLARS! There Are 3 Returning Teams And 10 New Teams. Buckle Up, Because I'm Your Host, Don. And This Is The Ridonculous Race... WORLD TOUR!!!
After The Intro, Don Is Standing Near A Six-Pack Of Teenagers.
Don - Before We Kick Off, It's If We Give You A Who's Who. Let Me, First Off, Introduce You To Some "Veterans" Who Have Volunteered To Make A Comeback. Starting Us Off... It's 
MacArthur And Sanders, The Police Cadets!
Before The Cadets Could Say Anything, Don Clears His Throat.
Don - They Know Who You Are. Continuing The Meeting, Re-Say Hello To... Geoff And Brody, The Surfers!
Geoff Waves To The Camera.
Don - And Rounding Out The Introduction, Presenting... Crimson And Ennui, The Goths!
Ennui Just Shrugs.
Don - And That Wraps Up The Pros.
He Walks To A Mega-Set Of Familiar Teens. Each Divided Into Teams Of Two.
Don - So, We're Moving On, To The Newbies. First Up, Gwen and Trent, The Former Flames!
-Interview: The Former Flames-
Both Gwen And Trent Try To Speak, But Both Are Too Shy.
Trent - (Takes A Deep Breath) Gwen And I Got Back Together A Few Days Ago...
Gwen - ...And We're Planning On Using That Money To Afford The Date We've Been Planning.
They Both Tense Up, Slowly.
-End Of Interview-
Don - Moving On, We Have Another Couples Team, Duncan and Courtney, The Polar Opposites!
-Interview: The Polar Opposites-
Duncan Is Rubbing His Arm.
Courtney - (Annoyed) My Boyfriend Here, Finally Ended Up In Jail. (Glaring At Duncan) He's Very Lucky I Was There To Bail Him Out.
Duncan - (Shouting) Don't Blame Me! He Had It Coming To Him For Months! How'd I Know He Was A Police Officer?
Courtney Just Rolls Her Eyes And Sighs.
-End Of Interview-
Don - (Shudders) Keeping It Up, Say Hello To Beth and Lindsay, The BFFLs!
-Interview: The BFFLs-
Lindsay Is On Her Own.
Lindsay - I've Been Looking Forward To Competing On This Show. But With Kyle (Tyler) In Hospital, I've Recruited Someone Else Who's Close To Me.
Beth Enters The Studio And Sits Down, Looking Glum.
Lindsay - (Places A Caring Arm On Beth's Sholder) Beth Broke Up With Her Boyfriend, And Ended Up In Jail, Again. She's Had To Go Bankrupt Just To Pay The Bail.
Beth Starts Crying, Loudly. Lindsay Pats Her Friend.
-End Of Interview-
Don - (Wipes A Tear) Most Of These Teams Had Really Bad Backstories. Moving On, We Have A Team That, If I Had My Way, I'd Eliminate On The Spot! Yep, It's Chris and Topher, The Host And The Fan!
-Interview: The Host And The Fan-
Chris - C'mon. You Really, Honestly, Believe That I'd Let A "Good Guy" Host MY Show? HA! Yeah Right, Like That Will Ever Happen On My Watch! So I'm Planning On Using That Money, To Afford A PROPER Season Of Total Drama! But, With Chef On "Suspention". The Only Person I Had To Work With, Was My Annoying Superfan, Topher!