The Total Drama Revolution Aftermath, Part Two

The eighteenth chapter of Total Drama Revolution, posted on October 10, 2011.
==Story==
The Total Drama Revolution aftermath sign is shown. Then, clips of Kavren arguing with Richard Nixon, Dolph and Elle battling, and the Dolphtrooper disguised as Tasia are shown.
The camera zooms to the set of the aftermath, where the eliminated contestants are shown, and they look like a band.
Lizza is playing the xylophone, while PJ is playing the theremin. Dolph is nowhere to be seen, not surprisingly, while Kim and Gustavo are playing the drums. MacKenzie, Abbey, and Mattie are playing cymbals, while Antoine and Vincent have sunglasses on and are playing the saxophone. Cammy and Trick are playing tubas, and Toad is playing the keytar. Chelsey is playing the bass, and Northworth is beatboxing.
"Like our new little setup?" asks Billy the intern.
"This keytar is super hard to play, man. Why can't I play the sax like a cool guy?" asks Toad.
"Cool guys don't play sax. Cool guys beatbox." says Northworth.
"I can beatbox, dude." says Toad.
"Pssh. I wanna hear you try." says Northworth.
Toad tries to beatbox, but it ends up sounding like a fart.
"Hahahahaha." laughs Northworth.
"Come on, Northy, be nice." says MacKenzie. "Toad doesn't deserve this."
"Oh, he does, after all that @#$% he did to me during the competition." says Northworth.
"Dude, you're such a tool." says Antoine.
"Tool rhymes with cool." says Northworth.
"You're not cool. You're a fool." says Toad.
"Don't be a fool. Be cool." says Northworth.
"You guys think you're cool, but you are all foolish tools." says Trick.
"You got that right, cool." says Cammy.
"SHUT UP BEFORE I GET A MIGRAINE!" yells Billy the intern at the top of his lungs.
"What are we supposed to do today, anyways?" asks Antoine.
"Aftermaths are so boring." says Mattie.
"So are you." says Northworth.
"I bet the reader is just skipping to the elimination." says Trick.
"One, stop breaking the fourth wall. Two, there's no elimination." says Billy.
"Well excuse me." says Trick.
"Stop being a dick, Billy." says Cammy.
"WHOA. WHOA," says Billy. "Keep it PJ, folks."
"You mean, PG." says Chelsey.
"..." says PJ.
"Plus, this show is PG-13." says Vincent.
"Nobody cares what you think." says Trick.
"Hey, you're just mad at me because people like me more than your girlfriend." says Vincent.
Trick rips his shirt off, and a "handsome" close-up is shown.
Cammy swoons, and begins to make out with him.
The two then shuffle away.
"Shake that." says Northworth.
"Everyday I'm shufflin'..." says Antoine.
Toad begins to hum the tune of "Farty Rock Anthem" by ZOMFG.
"Hey, you just reminded me," says Billy. "Today's episode is music-centered."
"Oh, how cool." says the smoothie guy.
"Alex," says Billy. "You were supposed to wait until your cue."
"You were supposed to wait until your cue." says the smoothie guy, mocking Billy.
"FFFFFUUUUU--" says Billy.
"FFFFFUUUUU--" mocks the smoothie guy.
Billy points to the door, and the smoothie guy shuffles away.
"Everyday he's shufflin'..." says Antoine.
Billy whispers something to some of the girls.
The girls nod.
"All right, to improve ratings, we've just made a new band," says Billy. "The Drama Sisters!"
"Wow, what a creative name." says Northworth.
"Omgleeilovethedramabrothersiplaytheironehitwondersongeverydayatmyhouse!" says Lizza. "Butthenmydadgetsreallymadatmeandhecusseshisheadoff."
"..." says PJ.
"Starring..." says Billy. "Abbey, Mattie, MacKenzie, and, er..."
"Uh, what's he a-doing?" asks Gustavo. Kim shrugs.
Ori then walks in.
"Hey, you turds. My freaking dad isn't with me, thank god. Am I late?" he asks.
"Perfect timing, Ori." says Billy.
"WTF?" asks Ori.
"You're gonna be the last Drama Sister." says Billy.
"Okay, that sounds..." says Ori. "Wait a sec, SISTER?!"
"Your feminine hairdo does the trick." says Mattie.
"Can it, boring!" says Ori.
"Looks like Cammy's doing the Trick right now." says Toad, pervertedly.
"Eww, Toad, that's gross." says Mattie.
"You know who else is gross?" asks Toad, with a Trollface.
Mattie slaps her head.
"So, Drama Sisters, wanna sing something?" asks the smoothie guy. "Make it sexy."
"Uh, sure." says MacKenzie, who is on the keyboard.
"WHY do I have to have the GIRLIEST outfit of all?!" screams Ori, who is wearing Justin garb. "And the freakin' TAMBOURINE?!"
"Tambourines are swaqq." says Northworth.
"To Kavren." sings Abbey, beginning a song.
The screen flashes to Abbey's face.
"You might think I know it all," she sings. "And maybe I'm headin' for a fall."
Northworth chuckles.
"I'm just that brainiac girl," sings Abbey. "Left alone in a lonely world."
"..." says PJ.
"Honey..." sings Abbey. "I have some questions for you first. Man, take some time to school me..."
"Wow." says Gustavo.
"Quench my thirst," sings Abbey. "For knowledge. Cause, gosh! I just gotta know..."
Abbey goes behind a stage, and music starts to play.
"I wonder what happens next?" asks Vincent.
"HOW'D YOUthumb|left|The Drama Sisters sing backup. GET SO HOT?!" she sings, with a rapper costume on. thumb|Abbey sings Baby to Kavren.
"Baby!" sing the Drama Sisters.
Ori pouts while playing his tambourine.
"You're so smokin' hot!" sings Abbey.
"Baby!" sing the Drama Sisters.
"My--" says Abbey.
She is interrupted by Donny, who comes out in the middle of the stage.
"I was supposed to get interviewed?" asks Donny.
"Ugh, you ruined th' song." says Mattie.
Ori claps. "THANK YOU!"
He runs to Donny and hugs him tight.
"Uh, okay?" says Donny.
"Donny, what the crap?" asks Billy.
The roof of the studio then rips off completely.
A familiar sound, probably a cat, is then heard.
Dolph and his Nyan Cat come into the studio from the broken roof.
"Why, hello, boys and girls! Did you like my little entrance?" asks Dolph.
"Just go sit in the audience." says Billy.
"Oh, no, no, no. I refuse to be associated with these hob-knockers." says Dolph.
"What's a hob-knocker?" asks Abbey.
Toad whispers it into her ear.
"Eew, that's gross!" says Abbey.
"And illegal." says Toad.
"Dude, Dolph, just go away." says Trick. "You suck."
"I've never even interacted with you!" says Dolph. "You're just a brainless pretty-boy."
"All right, that's it." says Cammy. "Dolph, you're goin' down."
"What is up with these Platypi ganging up on me? I barely know any of them!" chuckles Dolph.
"You know me good enough." says Antoine.
"Yes, because you were a merged boy." says Dolph.
"Listen, if we entertain you, will you leave?" asks Billy.
"Ah, yes. I do need a little entertainment." says Dolph.
"..." says PJ.
"Drama Sisters, sing another song." commands the smoothie guy.
"NO." yells Ori. "I am NOT playing that @#$%ing tambourine ever again."
"All right," says Northworth. "I'll sing a song."
"GuysIneedmorelinesiveonlysaidonethingsofar." says Lizza.
"Make that two." says Gustavo.
"Guys, did you even hear me?" asks Northworth.
"Yeah, but we don't care." says Abbey.
"Northworth, go on with your song, boy." says Dolph.
"All right. I will." says Northworth.
He leaves, then comes in wearing a bikini.
"Time to replenish what Kavren destroyed!" he yells.
"O_o." says Cammy.
"Aww, I love your internet speak." says Trick.
Toad barfs in Trick's shirt.
"And now my shirt has mucus all over it." says Trick.
"All right, I'm gonna sing..." says Northworth.
Dolph has disappeared and the roof is back to normal.
"..." says PJ.
"Um, okay, then." says Vincent.
A barking is heard from Chelsey's purse.
"What was that? I thought there was a no animals policy." says the smoothie guy.
"Uh, no there isn't." says Billy.
"But dogs crap and stuff." says the smoothie guy.
"So do you. So does everyone. Everybody poops." says Billy.
"..." says the smoothie guy.
"Hey, that's my job." says PJ extremely loudly.
"I've never heard her talk that much before." says Chelsey.
"Chelsey, seriously, what's in your bag?" asks Billy.
Chelsey takes a small, measly, excuse of a dog out of her bag.
"Eww, I hate animals." says Northworth.
"Dude, that's like saying you hate breathing, or water." says Trick.
"Shut up, barf-shirt." says Northworth.
Trick looks at his shirt and sighs.
"Aww, what's your dog's name?" asks MacKenzie.
"She's not mine," says Chelsey. "And her name's Buttons. She's my neighbor's."
"Wait, if she's your neighbor's, that means you must have taken her to the competition." figures out Antoine.
"Uhhh...." says Chelsey.
"How did you get all the way to 5th place without anyone realizing that?" asks Cammy.
"Uhhh...." says Chelsey.
"And, her name's Buttons? Rename her Boutons." says Donny.
"Uhhh...." says Chelsey.
"What kind of dog is she?" asks Mattie.
"Too many questions..." says Chelsey.
"Yeah, security, get that dog out of here." says the smoothie guy.
"No! I love puppies." says Billy.
"Uh, thanks?" asks Chelsey.
"Billy, I hate you." says the smoothie guy.
"Well, I hate you, too." says Billy.
"Wanna go?" asks the smoothie guy.
"Do I?!" asks Billy.
"Ooooh. Fight! Fight! Fight!" says Toad, starting a chant.
"Toad, STFU." says Cammy.
"STFU?" asks Kim.
"Shut the @#$% up." says Gustavo.
"No being naughty." says the smoothie guy.
"Uh, this chapter is kind of random." says Cammy.
"Breaking fourth walls is getting kinda overrated, just saying." says Abbey.
"Let's see a video guest, then!" says Billy. "MacKenzie, this one's for you."
"Oh no..." says MacKenzie.
A kid who looks handsome and nice pops up on the screen.
MacKenzie lets out a little shriek.
"MacK, why so glum?" asks Mitch.
"Wait, is that..." says Cammy.
"...I knew it." says PJ.
"I love you, MacK! You're so pretty." says Mitch.
"Shut. Up." says MacKenzie.
"Why are you being mean to me?" asks Mitch.
"Mean?" asks MacKenzie angrily.
"Yeah, I thought you loved me back." says Mitch.
MacKenzie picks up Lizza and throws her at the screen.
The screen doesn't even get a dent in it.
"Ugh." says MacKenzie.
"What happened to that happy chick I used to know?" asks Mitch.
"Aaaaand, we're out of time. Backstage, everyone." says Billy.
All the contestants get mad, but then leave.
'Mitch' takes off his mask, and it is Gary.
"Hey, Dev, was that good?" asks Gary.
"Yeeeeah, boy-eee. Ya' really made MacKenzie hate th' dude, boy-eee." says Devin.
"I did this just because you have a crush on her." says Gary.
"Wha'? Naw. I still be likin' Chrissy, yo." says Devin.
"Whatever." says Gary.
"A'ight, I gotta scoot. See ya, boiii." says Devin.
"Over 9000!" says Gary, grinning. The episode then ends.
==Author's Notes==
*The band-themed intro was inspired by my very first high school pep rally... or at least the beginning of it. I genuinely have nothing else to say about this chapter.