Captain Qwark's Trololo

Captain Qwark's Trololo is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on January 12, 2022.
==Characters==
*Ratchet
*Clank
*Captain Qwark
==Transcript==
(In the Solana Galaxy in a distant planet, Ratchet and Clank check through their garage, looking at old VHS tapes and other items seen in the box)
*Ratchet: Jeez, like how many items are put into this garage.
*Clank: I believe there's like a hundred.
*Ratchet: A hundred? Like no way Clank. No one can store a box full of hundred of items.
*Clank: We'll keep looking. I know there's a lot of memories inside of the box.
*Ratchet: Like what is going to hold up? *hold a rubber duck* A rubber duck? *toss a rubber duck and grab some toilet paper* And toilet paper? Clank, did you leave toilet paper inside my storage?
*Clank: Actually, not. Someone must have dump it when someone came to our house and went to the bathroom for some cleaning.
*Ratchet: We shouldn't leave the door open. Oh, *take out a VHS tape* I almost had this VHS tape on my storage box for several years.
*Clank: What is this Ratchet?
*Ratchet: It's a VHS tape. What is the title of this name? *read the title on the tape* "Captain Qwark's secret video". Huh? Why did Captain Qwark leave his secret tape on our house?
*Clank: There have been a misunderstanding of Qwark coming over to tell his joke and going out of place within saving the galaxy from powerful threats.
*Ratchet: Eh, we'll just give this tape a watch to see how it goes. *put on the VHS tape on the player and turn on the TV* Alright. We'll sit back and enjoy the show.
*Clank: I can hardly tell it's a old video from the past time.
(The video plays, showing the title "I AM VERY GLAD, BECAUSE I'M FINALLY RETURNING BACK HOME BY CAPTAIN QWARK" as Captain Qwark walk up on stage in front of the song playing)
*Qwark: *sing, dance, clap and spin around on stage while singing*
Ahhhh, ya ya yaaah,
ya ya yah yah ya yaaah.
Oh oh oh oh oooh, oh ya yah,
ya ya yah yah ya yah.
Ye ye ye ye ye, ye ye yeh, ye ye yeh.
Oh oh oh oh oooh.
Ye ye ye ye ye, ye ye yeh, ye ye yeh.
Oh oh oh oh oooh, lololol.
Oh oh oooh oooh, la lah.
Na na na na nah na na nah na na nah na na nah na na nah.
Na na na na nan na na nan, na na nah,
na na na na nah.
Na na na na naaaaah, na na naaaah...
Na na nah nah na na.
Lololololoooool,
la la lah.
La la lah lah la lah.
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh,
Lololololol!
Ah-eeeeeee,
ee-ee-eeeh!
La la lah lah la lah.
Oh oh oh oh oooh,
bop a-da da da dah da da dah.
Da da dah dah da dah.
Lolololo lol, lololol, lololol.
La la la la lah.
Trololololol, lololol, lololol,
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Oh ha ha ha oh!
Lolololololol,
lolololololol,
lolololololol,
lolololol!
Laah la la lah,
la la lah lah la lah.
Lololololol, la la lah,
la la lah lah la lah.
Lololololol, lololol, lololol,
oh oh oh oh oh.
Lololololol, lololol, lololol,
oh oh oh oh oooooooh!
*Everyone: *clap and cheer for Qwark*
*Qwark: *bow down as everyone applause for him*
(The video end, only for Ratchet and Clank to show their awkward faces for a reaction)
*Ratchet: What was that?
*Clank: That was, kinda interesting.
*Ratchet: How did Captain Qwark sing like that?
*Clank: He must have went from a superhero to a singer.
*Ratchet: And a master of disguise. You know what I'm saying?
*Clank: Captain Qwark must be some sort of work of art.
*Ratchet: You know when to call the Galactic Rangers when you have Captain Qwark on stage.
*Clank: You got a bit of a fancy tone there, lombax Ratchet.
*Ratchet: Never mess with the producers.
*Clank: Quite the sounding.
(Ratchet and Clank sit back and relax throughout the day after looking back at their storage box)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is based upon Eduard Khil's "I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home" song which also spawned a meme, referring as the "Trololo" song.
**The song also briefly appears in Ratchet and Clank: Full Frontal Assault even through the song inspire the short.
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff
Category:Fan Fiction