Dynamite 2/10/19

Bahamas opening statement:
A deep, handsome voice comes on over the speakers.
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to a historic moment in LLR.
Approximately two years ago the X-Division was founded to showcase the most fun in LLR. With off-the-wall and exciting matches, storylines, and championships, we aim to be the best division this promotion has to offer. And needless to say, that continues tonight.
So, everyone. Are you ready for the X-Division’s new era?
Crowd responds with Yes chants.
I said, ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW ERA!?
Crowd goes wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first-ever episode of…
LLR X-DIVISION: WEDNESDAY NIGHT DYNAMITE!!!!!
== Card ==
Match 	Stipulation
RyRyLloyd & CaptainConundrum54 defeat SlowbroJJ & VacantForHOF 	Tag Team
IM_A_ONE_MAN_BANNED wins the Battle Royal 	Battle Royal; Inaugural TV Championship
Mad Dog Club (ThatOneGuyHawk, Sinch_ & BJH_Bowman) defeat Sin Machine (Phenomenalnferno, Zquest13 & Narutomanreigns)	6-Man Tag Team
VitaminYes2000 defeated DariusShade 	Singles
AurumVocem defeated BestInBounds 	Singles
fsnwj defeaed ChowLemon via No-Show 	Singles
Mlgbonghits4 & Immathrodis DRAW while defeating LMonkA7X & DealerTokes 	Fatal Fourway; 1# Contendership to the TV Championship
ShowtimeClyde2 defeated PrivateSloth986 via No-Show 	Singles
The Exalted (Mundar_Abagooby & Pruef) defeats Cassius-Gunn (DP123King (No-Show) & UnicornDick31) 	Tag Team
MidKnightDreary defeated Oni_LLR 	Singles
BenjaminEarl defeated JZKitty21 (c) 	Singles; Hardcore Championship
The__Avenger defeated Jakker2 	Singles
LLRIsMig & Steve_Chandler__ defeat TheRandomGuy199 & too_raretoodie 	Tag Team
danchester_united defeated Nwood27 (c) 	Singles; X-Division Championship