Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin was the real deal. He was considered a great rapper for his time, although many people criticize him for being stupid enough to fly a kite in a thunder storm. Even though The People thought he is an idiot, they admit that he has sk1llz. He is the only president to ever appear on the hundred dollar bill in the USA.
==Life==
===Early Life===
Benjamin Franklin was born in Pittsburgh in the 1700's. As a child, he had an interest with stupid stunts and dare devils. At age nine, he climbed the tallest tree, but fell down and broke his legs and arms. He was immobilized for six months. During that time he grew fat.
===Rapping As B-Frank===
After going to college, Benjamin Franklin became a rapper known as B-Frank. He beat King George III in a rap battle once. He then quit rapping to keep his undefeated record.
===Science Time===
Benjamin Franklin may have had no common sense, but he was very smart. So he became a scientist. He invented many things, and created the stuff needed to build the Dinner Blaster and Toaster.
===Finding Father===
Benjamin needed money to invent things, so he went on a quest to find a lost father because who ever found him got lotsa money. He searched all of New England for him, and couldn't find him, so he knocked out a British soldier and hypnotized him into thinking he was the father. He turned him in and got money.
===Time In France===
While he was in France on a "diplomatic" mission, he played a magical robot who kicked ### at chess. The robot beat Benjamin, which put him in a temporary depression. He was able to overcome his depression by eating Krispy Kream Donuts and Fries.
===Making of the Statue of Doom===
When he arrived Bowser City Lakeport, he jumped off his boat, El King. The inhabitants saw a creature who looked yummy-yummy. Benjamin Franklin didn't care, and finished the Statue of Doom on 31 December of 1876. Something of note is that some big moron that nobody cares about hated it. Benjamin Fanklin climbed back onto his boat some seconds later to go back to the UnUnited States.
=== Creating Mass Destruction ===
Right before his death in 1892 during his final BREAKFAST! with his husband and two sons, he noticed an 𝄞 had fallen in his soup (probably from that time he was B-Frank). Instead of saying the soup was UnConstitutional and throwing it away, he decided to smite the bowl with his god-given right of electricity (because food was really expensive back then and hard to throw out) and that gave the soup the overdrive to transmutate into Mass Destruction. It wasn't any actual wav or mp3 yet, only being sheet music: that wouldn't come until much later until the copyright expired and the Japanese had started to perform it.
===Death===
Benjamin Franklin traveled to India to scare the Indians with electricity, but while he was going there, he was stepped on by a stampede of goats.
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