Artificial Kitten

The Artificial Kitten is the Kaizerian god of artificiality, superficiality, plastic, twinkies, pop tarts, evil, and timid BB guns. It is the polar opposite and lifelong enemy of the Natural Puppy, and often seeks to undo its work of love and happiness by making everyone ever depressed.
 
It has been theorized that there is a link between the Artificial Kitten and Stars. This theory has yet to be disproven.
Category:Deities