Timbuktu

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...
:Slowly across the desert sand
:Trekked a lonely caravan,
:Men on camels, two by two,
:Destination: Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...
:Me and Tim a huntin' went,
:Met three whores in a pop up tent.
:They was three, and we was two,
:So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won, hands down!
Category:Language Humor
Category:Redneck Humor