WotW: Week 47

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Weak Best of the Week: Thanksgiving Special 	Weak Best of the Week: Thanksgiving Special
 	
Rubber Ducky 	Rubber Ducky
Why They are the Weakest Best 	Why They are the Weakest Best
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, we've decided to "give thanks" to the Champions community for a change. We do an awful lot of ribbing on weak 'peens all year long, so we can take one day a year to say something positive about one of them. Who is that lucky duck you ask? Well, it's none other than Rubber Ducky! Yes. A rubber ducky themed character. Okay, that's...kind of lame, but I can at least tell what he is supposed to be. That's a miracle unto itself when it comes to this game. Most times we get a character who is a cartoon scaled goblin version of Rob Zombie and his name is Dubblemint Gum or something. This guy at least looks like a rubber duck, quacks like a rubber duck and is named after a rubber duck, so he wins points for being comprehensive. Names are important, and when it comes to making comic book heroes you want to understand what character is all about as quickly as possible, so simple or well understood ideas work better. Based on his name alone, I know more about a guy named "Spider-Man" than a guy named "Deadpool" because Spider-Man is self explanatory. Deadpool is the name of a Clint Eastwood movie, yet I see this character looks nothing like Dirty Harry, so he's failed from the get-go. Did he get his powers from a swimming pool accident? Rubber Ducky works as a name for this character.I didn't see his power set, but I would assume from his dancing emote that he is kind of a wacky, jovial type character like Elastic Man. Rubberman powers would be good for a character named Rubber Ducky, too bad they aren't on the game...so odds are he just has two-gun mojo like everyone else. Can't win 'em all, I guess.His costume design is simple, but it works. Simplicity in character design a lost art, it seems. Rubber Duckies are colorful and playful looking, so children can enjoy them without much fear of the rubber duck violently assaulting them then devouring their small bodies. If this guy was named Rubber Ducky, then he looked like Christopher Nolan Batman or Movie Spawn we would have a problem. But, this guy actually resembles a comic book character.So let's recap why Rubber Ducky is the one costume all year we didn't take that big of a dump on:1. I can tell what he is.2. He has an appropriate name.3. He is colorful.4. He actually looks like a superhero.THAT BEING SAID! I'm going to have to switch holidays to a Festivus-styled "Airing of Grievances" on the Champions community. I find it pathetic that this was by far the BEST outfit of any we saw all week. We knew from the start of the week that we were going to have Thanksgiving special this week and we took pictures of hundreds of costumes. Rubber Ducky was about the only one that I could even tell what I was looking at and he didn't even use a duck bill. Plus, he's a rubber duck themed character, that's total Weak of the Week material. Like, the game has a duck bill on it, dude. Use it instead of that bird beak thing. This outfit is still weak as crap, but it was the absolute best one without question. Which is sad.A barely passable rubber duck themed character is the best costume all week. This needs to change, 'Peens community. You've brought this special feature on your self, Champions Community. I can never do a constant "Best of the Week" when you give me crap WORSE than this week after week.	In the spirit of Thanksgiving, we've decided to "give thanks" to the Champions community for a change. We do an awful lot of ribbing on weak 'peens all year long, so we can take one day a year to say something positive about one of them. Who is that lucky duck you ask? Well, it's none other than Rubber Ducky! Yes. A rubber ducky themed character. Okay, that's...kind of lame, but I can at least tell what he is supposed to be. That's a miracle unto itself when it comes to this game. Most times we get a character who is a cartoon scaled goblin version of Rob Zombie and his name is Dubblemint Gum or something. This guy at least looks like a rubber duck, quacks like a rubber duck and is named after a rubber duck, so he wins points for being comprehensive. Names are important, and when it comes to making comic book heroes you want to understand what character is all about as quickly as possible, so simple or well understood ideas work better. Based on his name alone, I know more about a guy named "Spider-Man" than a guy named "Deadpool" because Spider-Man is self explanatory. Deadpool is the name of a Clint Eastwood movie, yet I see this character looks nothing like Dirty Harry, so he's failed from the get-go. Did he get his powers from a swimming pool accident? Rubber Ducky works as a name for this character.I didn't see his power set, but I would assume from his dancing emote that he is kind of a wacky, jovial type character like Elastic Man. Rubberman powers would be good for a character named Rubber Ducky, too bad they aren't on the game...so odds are he just has two-gun mojo like everyone else. Can't win 'em all, I guess.His costume design is simple, but it works. Simplicity in character design a lost art, it seems. Rubber Duckies are colorful and playful looking, so children can enjoy them without much fear of the rubber duck violently assaulting them then devouring their small bodies. If this guy was named Rubber Ducky, then he looked like Christopher Nolan Batman or Movie Spawn we would have a problem. But, this guy actually resembles a comic book character.So let's recap why Rubber Ducky is the one costume all year we didn't take that big of a dump on:1. I can tell what he is.2. He has an appropriate name.3. He is colorful.4. He actually looks like a superhero.THAT BEING SAID! I'm going to have to switch holidays to a Festivus-styled "Airing of Grievances" on the Champions community. I find it pathetic that this was by far the BEST outfit of any we saw all week. We knew from the start of the week that we were going to have Thanksgiving special this week and we took pictures of hundreds of costumes. Rubber Ducky was about the only one that I could even tell what I was looking at and he didn't even use a duck bill. Plus, he's a rubber duck themed character, that's total Weak of the Week material. Like, the game has a duck bill on it, dude. Use it instead of that bird beak thing. This outfit is still weak as crap, but it was the absolute best one without question. Which is sad.A barely passable rubber duck themed character is the best costume all week. This needs to change, 'Peens community. You've brought this special feature on your self, Champions Community. I can never do a constant "Best of the Week" when you give me crap WORSE than this week after week.
Offences Accolades 	Offences Accolades
• I Know what it is!• Color! Glorious Color!• Comic Book Hero 	• I Know what it is!• Color! Glorious Color!• Comic Book Hero
How to Improve 	How to Improve
You can't award the Gobbledy Gooker the Weak of the Weak during Thanksgiving Week! How could you!? He's a turkey! Plus, he's a wrestling character that made like one appearance--Oh, wait it's a rubber duck themed superhero. That's...so weak. 	You can't award the Gobbledy Gooker the Weak of the Weak during Thanksgiving Week! How could you!? He's a turkey! Plus, he's a wrestling character that made like one appearance--Oh, wait it's a rubber duck themed superhero. That's...so weak.
Category:Weak of the Week