I Swallowed My Tooth For Lunch

A funk-style Steve Offenheim song in G (originally in Ab/G#) from Philly and Madi, Tamika Plus Eddie and Kim 'n' Kam.
== Lyrics ==
* I swallowed my tooth for lunch; I didn't have a hunch.
* When I sat in my chair, my placemat was there;
* That's when I realized it was gone!
* I swallowed my, swallowed my, swallowed my, swallowed...my...
* Swallowed my tooth for lunch!
* I swallowed my tooth for lunch; it never, ever crunched.
* It went downwards like silk with my chocolate milk;
* That's when my tooth was all gone!
* I swallowed my, swallowed my, swallowed my, swallowed...my...
* Swallowed my tooth for lunch!
* I'll leave the Tooth Fairy mail instead,
* Under my pillow where I lay my head!
* I hope she will understand
* About my lost tooth 'cause today's luck was bad!
* I took care of my loose tooth as well as I could,
* But I swallowed my tooth-it is gone for good!
* I swallowed my, swallowed my, swallowed my, I...ate...my...
* I ate my tooth, yuck-for lunch!