Skegness

Skegness is a coastal seaside town on the east coast of England, located within Lincolnshire. It is known for being a cheap tourist destination for residents of the East Midlands. It is notorious for its cheap and tacky attractions and decor with a population made up of sunburnt tourists and unenthusiastic locals.
The seafront is home to a Butlin's holiday park, Doom-on-the-Sea, a very dangerous, rickety amusement park & endless chip shops as well as several seaside arcades complete with countless “Two-Penny push” machines stretching for miles. There exist only a few piers dotted around the coastline, of the initial 28 that were built. They were destroyed because of one reason or another, usually arson.
The smells of sea, vinegar, sun cream, copper coins, sweat and motor oil are ever-present in this less than ideal vacation destination.
== Notable Locations ==
=== Local Businesses and Establishments ===
* The Fag & Dyke Pub
=== Piers ===
* Bering Pier (Formerly, burned down)
* Bering Pier II (Formerly, burned down)
* Bering Pier III (The Bering Mini-Pier)
[25 other, unnamed, unlisted piers, yet to be added to this section]
=== Amusements ===
* Doom-on-the-Sea Amusement Park
** The Great Pyramids of Geezer (Egyptian themed funhouse)
* Butlin's Holiday Park
=== Industry ===
* The Coin Mill
* Skegness Copper Mine
== Other Settlements Nearby ==
* The village of Ingoldmells (nearby, ~5 kilometres north)
* The village of Sutton-on-Sea (nearby, ~19 kilometres north, north west)
* The seaside town of Mablethorpe (nearby, ~22 kilometres north, north west)
There is nothing south of Skegness, besides small hamlets, single houses, and... Gibraltar? Besides even that, travelling South will take you through marshland until you reach one of England's largest natural bays, The Wash. Going directly south through The Wash will take you to Long Sutton and King's Lynn.
== Notable Residents ==
* Fake Callam (Formerly)
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