Professor Von Drake's Advice/The Twister (Sheeta Version)

(Later, Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon continued their trek down the road as dark clouds started to form slowly in the sky. They suddenly noticed a traveling wagon and took a closer look. The sign on it said “Professor Von Drake’s Wonders of the World and the Crowned Heads of Europe.” The five soon realized who it is with smiles)
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Professor Von Drake.
(Noibat chirped happily a bit in agreement. Suddenly, a kind-looking middle-aged male anthro duck came out humming a bit. He is a middle-aged male anthro duck with white feathers, gray sideburns and eyebrows, a gold yellow bill, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, and wearing a pair of circular black-rimmed pince-nez glasses with clear lenses on his beak, a dark gray long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved business shirt, a brown sleeveless vest, and a black necktie. He is Professor Von Drake, an old friend of the Wallaces, Gibsons, and Nonakas. He noticed the children, Noibat, and Renamon and greeted them after he stopped humming)
Von Drake: Oh! Hello, children, Noibat, Renamon!
Pazu: It’s good to see you again, Professor!
(Noibat happily chirps a bit in agreement)
Von Drake: I wonder why you’re all out here?
Sheeta: You may be a scientist who performs as a fake magician, but you can try and figure out why we’re here.
Rika: We’ll still believe you’re magic regardless.
Pazu and Renamon: (Nods) Yes.
(Even Noibat chirped happily a bit in agreement. Happy by their encouragement, Von Drake agreed)
Von Drake: Very well.
(He inspects them)
Von Drake: Well, seeing your backpacks and satchel, I’ll try and figure it out.
(He began to think)
Von Drake: Let’s see…. You’re traveling in disguise, right?
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Nope.
Von Drake: Going on a visit, right?
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: (Giggling and/or chuckling a bit) Nope.
Von Drake: Hmm….
(He realized something)
Von Drake: Oh, now I figured it out! You’re running away from home!
Rika: That’s right.
Von Drake: And why are you running away, I wonder?
(He begins to think)
Von Drake: Oh, now I know. Because nobody understands or appreciate you three, you want to see the world! You want to see big cities, big mountains, and big oceans even!
Sheeta: That’s exactly right!
(Noibat suddenly snatched Von Drake’s hot dog)
Sheeta: (Scolding Noibat) Noibat, that’s not polite to take the professor’s hot dog!
(Noibat realized and apologetically turned to Von Drake)
Von Drake: (Laughing a bit) No, no, it’s okay. He can have it. Never liked that brand of hot dogs anyway.
(Relieved along with Sheeta, who nods at him, Noibat then ate the hot dog. Von Drake then changed the subject)
Von Drake: Anywho, where was I?
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Seeing the world.
Von Drake: (Realizing) Oh, yes, that’s right.
Rika: We want to travel with you!
Sheeta: See the world and the Crowned Heads of Europe!
(Thinking it over, Von Drake smiled and spoke up)
Von Drake: Very well. But first, I like to show you some pictures of what we’ll see on our travels.
Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika: (Excitedly) Really?!
Renamon: (Interested) You will show us?
Von Drake: Yes. Have a seat.
(After taking four chairs out, Von Drake placed them down and seated Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon on them. Then he placed a projection lantern on the stand nearby a white screen and began showing the first picture on himself, as the children, Noibat, and Renamon watched in interest)
Von Drake: Ta-da! Oh, yes, indeed! And now, mirabile dictu, et curibus pluribus unum, or to use the vernacular, behold Professor Von Drake’s magical lantern! To see the wonders of the world, you won’t need to go too far from home. Not too far at all.
(Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon got confused and then shrugged and watched in amazement with Noibat as Von Drake started to sing)
Von Drake: Children, there’re other ways
To see the world, so, shift your gaze
To this extravagant appliance
Mainly magic, slightly science
With no stressful travel plans
As you don’t have to move
From Kansas, see
The unabridged assembled
Wonders of the world
Fly the coop and cross the ocean
Time and distance sent in motion
Grab this chance to wander yonder
All the earth is ours to ponder
From the Poles to the equator
No one could provide a greater view
(He begins his slideshow, showing many locations and things he seen around the world as Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon watched in amazement)
Von Drake: There’s the Nile, now
Some don’t give a hoot
That it’s the longest river
But we know in miles, of course
All four-one-eighty sea to source
It’s nature at it’s most prolific
Pyramids are quite terrific, too
So, welcome to the waiting
Wonders of the world
Sometimes, we may feel
Something simply can’t be real
Like a road beneath your feet
That’s paved with gold
I would be inclined
To maintain an open mind
For truth is very strange
If truth be told
There’s old Popocatepetl
New York City, glass and metal
Everest unconquered mountain
Over five miles high and countin’
Here’s the arctic’s snow
And polar bears and northern lights
And solar flares
A myriad exquisite
Wonders of the world
Imagine red and blue
On the mountains of Peru
And Sahara sands of yellow
Burning white
In jungles, black and green
Fearsome creatures never seen
Other than right now
(Suddenly, he showed a next picture of himself with his friends, Mickey Mouse and his gang, much to Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon’s confusion. Noticing, Von Drake got embarrassed)
Von Drake: Oh, that’s not right
(He takes that picture out)
Von Drake: (Laughing nervously a bit) I’m so sorry. That was from my private collection. Moving rapidly along now.
(Sheeta's group shrugged in agreement and Von Drake resumed showing more pictures)
Von Drake: We don’t have to take it slowly
Here’s Tibet, remote and holy
Angel Falls in Venezuela
Eiffel Tower, Humpback Whale
A moment feeling all the thrills
Of being near the seven hills of Rome
Oh, so many sights to savor
This is merely been a flavor
Maybe time for one more wonder
(Suddenly, a thunder is heard from afar)
Von Drake: Very strange, that looks like thunder
(They resumed the conclusion of the slideshow)
Von Drake: But the point that I’m conveying
Is you see it all while staying home
And home is one of many
Wonders of the world
The unabridged assembled
Wonders of the world
Von Drake and Sheeta's group: Professor Von Drake’s patent
Wonders of the world
(After they finished the slideshow, more thunder is heard from afar. Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon then spoke up)
Sheeta: I can’t wait to see all of those!
Rika: So do I, Professor!
Renamon: Take us with!
Pazu: If it's alright with you.
Von Drake: (Confused) But didn’t you hear me…?
Sheeta: I understand you want us to see it back home, but we want to see it up close.
Rika: Besides, nobody back home will miss us.
Renamon: And heck, they were gonna let Tremaine take me and Noibat from them.
Pazu: That's right.
(Von Drake thinks over something, and then brightened up)
Von Drake: Well, all right. But first, let’s consult my crystal ball.
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Crystal ball?
Von Drake: (Nods) Yes.
(They and Noibat go inside the wagon, taking the chairs with and after the children, Renamon, and Von Drake seated, Von Drake began to work on his crystal ball setting)
Von Drake: This is an actual rare crystal ball that is used by Isis and Osiris in the days of Egypt, in which Cleopatra saw Julius Caesar and Marc Antony coming to her, and so on and so forth.
(The children and Renamon became interested)
Von Drake: All right, let’s reach out into the infinite and gaze into the crystal ball.
(They looked into the crystal ball and Von Drake begins to explain what he sees, despite Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon not seeing anything)
Rika: What do you see?
Von Drake: I can see a house with a white picket fence and a barn with a weather-vane of a crowing rooster.
Sheeta: That’s our farm, all right.
Von Drake: And there are two beautiful women, one of them’s wearing a blue tanktop, and the other's wearing a maroon shirt, I think, and their faces are careworn.
Sheeta: That's my mother, alright.
Rika: And that's mine.
Pazu and Renamon: Yeah.
Von Drake: Yes, you are aware their names are Sasha and Rumiko respectively, right?
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: (Nods) Yes.
Sheeta: And what’s Mother doing?
Rika: And what about my mother?
Pazu: What do you see?
Von Drake: Well….
(He gasped)
Von Drake: Why, they’re crying.
(Sheeta and Rika got surprised)
Von Drake: It’s like someone broke their hearts.
Rika: Really?
(Sheeta and Rika suddenly felt guilty for their angry words at them earlier)
Rika: I had no idea.
Sheeta: Neither did I.
Von Drake: Well, it’s from someone they loved very much. Someone they took care of along, with their husband, brother, and mother. And someone they took care of from sickness.
Sheeta: (Smiling softly) Yeah. One time, I caught pneumonia, and my mother, along with everyone else, stayed by my side every minute until I was all better because of the doctors.
(She and Rika changed the subject)
Sheeta: Anyway, I feel terrible now.
Rika: Me too.
Von Drake: I can tell. But what did you say to them the last time you saw them?
(Feeling guilt overcome them, Sheeta and Rika turned to Pazu and Renamon, who nodded in agreement, and then Sheeta and Rika confessed)
Rika: Regretfully, the last thing we said to them and everyone else, was “We hate you, and we never wanna see you again.”
Sheeta: That's right.
Pazu: It's true.
Renamon: They told me about it.
Von Drake: I see….
(He placed his hand on Sheeta’s shoulder and spoke in a comforting voice to her and Rika)
Von Drake: Well, even though words can hurt, I….
(He looks at the crystal ball again and began to explain away again)
Von Drake: Wait, I see Sasha and Rumiko go into their and Charlie's own bedrooms.
Rika: Why?
Sheeta: What’s happening?
Von Drake: (Studying) First, they murmured, "We're sorry, girls, for not believing you about Noibat and Renamon.", and now....
Renamon: (Hopefully) They're remorseful for what they did to me, them, and Noibat?
Von Drake: (Still studying, hearing her) Yes. Now, they're....
(Suddenly, Von Drake became shocked)
Von Drake: Oh my gosh! Sasha and Rumiko are placing their hands on their hearts and just collapsed on the side of each of their own beds!
(Horrified at what they heard, Sheeta and Rika jumped to their feet in concern, much to Pazu, Noibat, and Renamon's calm concern)
Rika: WHAT?!
Sheeta: Our mothers having heart attacks?!
Von Drake: I'm afraid so. And now the crystal ball is dark.
(Concerned, Sheeta and Rika began to freak out)
Sheeta: Oh my gosh!
Rika: They might be dying!
Sheeta: From broken hearts than just heart attacks!
(Grabbing their backpacks and satchel, they and Pazu, along with Noibat and Renamon, began to run out, or fly out like a bat out of heck for Noibat's case)
Sheeta: We have to get back home!
(Von Drake pretended to be surprised suddenly. Apparently, he told a little lie to encourage Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon to go back home and make amends with their loved ones)
Von Drake: But I thought you wanted to see the world with me?
Sheeta: Unfortunately, we can’t!
Rika: Our moms are more important!
Pazu: We need to get home to them!
Renamon: And check on them!
(Von Drake smiled in an understanding way, but deep down, he’s smiling because the children, Noibat, and Renamon realized from his lie)
Von Drake: Well, be careful! Hearing the thunder before, you better hurry or a twister will hit!
Rika: Okay!
Sheeta: We will!
Pazu and Renamon: Thank you and goodbye!
(Noibat chirped a bit in agreement)
Von Drake: You’re welcome and goodbye!
(Then with that, Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon hurried back to the direction of the Wallace and Nonaka Farms as a strong wind began to blow slowly. Von Drake then began to pack up quickly upon noticing)
Von Drake: Better take shelter quickly!
(He looked at the direction the children, Noibat, and Renamon ran and/or flew to in concern)
Von Drake: I hope they make it home alright.
(Then, after packing up, Von Drake quickly drove the wagon away. Back at the Wallace Farm, a twister just started to appear on its destruction path across the plains towards the farm. Charlie, Itchy, Seiko, and the Peach Creek Kids began scrambling around, putting the animals into shelter, despite the strong winds)
Charlie: Hurry!
Seiko: And get the horses loose!
Peach Creek Kids: Got it!
(Suddenly, they noticed Double D trying to work the twister-proof machine)
Eddy: Double D, come on!
Ed: It’s a twister! It’s a twister!
Itchy: We gotta take shelter!
Double D: But I’m trying to make…!
Eddy: Forget it!
Charlie: Just take shelter with us!
(Upon seeing the twister approaching slowly, Double D realized they’re right, quickly gave in, climbed down the roof, and they all hurried to the storm-cellar. Back at the backyard, Sasha and Rumiko ran outside in concern, calling out for their daughters and Pazu)
Sasha: Sheeta!
Rumiko: Rika!
Sasha and Rumiko: Pazu!
(Nearby, Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon were getting closer to the farm, fighting the strong winds, and saw to their horror, the twister slowly approaching the farm)
Pazu: Come on!
(Noticing the wind is slowing Rika and Noibat down, Renamon and Sheeta, with Pazu's help, quickly picked them up respectively and they hurried to the farm. Back at the farm, everyone hurried to Sasha and Rumiko in the backyard to get into the storm-cellar)
Rumiko: Any sign of Pazu and our girls?!
Sasha: Where are they?!
Nazz: We don't know where they are!
Seiko: And we're afraid we haven't found them!
Itchy: That's right!
Charlie: We’ll look for them later!
Sasha and Rumiko: But…!
(The others reassured them)
Double D: If we know the children, they can take care of themselves in a crisis like this!
Ed: Double D is right!
Itchy: Just trust us and them!
Eddy: Now come on!
Peach Creek Kids: Yeah!
(Giving in, Sasha and Rumiko went into the storm-cellar with Charlie, Itchy, Seiko, and the Peach Creek Kids. Back at the front yard, Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon arrived finally, fighting the strong wind and, after Renamon puts Rika down, went inside, looking for Sasha, Rumiko, Charlie, Itchy, Seiko, and the Peach Creek Kids)
Sheeta, Rika, Pazu, and Renamon: Mother?! Father?! (Mom?! Dad?!) (Guys?!) Guys?!
(They hurry out to the backyard and found the storm-cellar door closed and locked up. They began kicking it and calling out to them)
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Hey!!
(Noticing the twister coming closer in a fast pace, the children, Noibat, and Renamon hurried inside and took shelter in Sheeta’s bedroom closet)
Sheeta: Now what?
(Before Pazu could answer, the window doors to the room broke off and crashed at the closet door. Quickly pushing it open, Pazu gasped)
Pazu: Looks like your window broke!
(Suddenly, a metal bar flew into the room and smacked Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika’s heads before they reacted, knocking them out, much to Noibat and Renamon’s concern)
Renamon: (Concerned) Pazu, girls!
(As the children lay unconscious, the house began to toss and turn, apparently being flown into the air by the twister. Suddenly, a rooster’s crow bolted them awake as it floated by. Noticing various things flying by outside, including a cow, Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon went up to the window and took a closer look as Noibat hid himself under the bed. Realizing what’s happening upon seeing no ground below, Renamon and the children got concerned)
Sheeta: We’re inside the cyclone!
Rika: Are we gonna die?!
Pazu: Hopefully not!
Renamon: Hold onto something!
(Suddenly, they noticed two familiar women and a cat on their bikes flying by)
Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, and Renamon: Lady Tremaine’s group?!
(Then, to their horror, Tremaine transformed into a witch-like fairy of some kind riding a magic wand as Drizella turned into a female anthro duck wearing all black and Lucifer turned into a male raven. The two women cackled evilly a bit and flew off into the distance. Suddenly, the house jerked back and forth from the twister’s winds and the children screamed as they hung onto the doorway of the closet. Suddenly, they feel the house dropping towards the ground)
Pazu and Renamon: Brace yourselves!
(And with that, the house fell down, down, down as the twister vanished until it crash-landed onto the ground)
Coming up: Sheeta, Pazu, Rika, Noibat, and Renamon come upon Maho Village and are honored as heroes to the citizens of Maho Village by the citizens of Maho Village themselves, as well as by some new friends and even Granmamare and Odette, for killing an evil witch named Magica de Spell. Then during the celebration, two certain evil witches and a certain raven appear, livid that their fellow witch is dead, and Sheeta, Pazu, and Rika earn their wrath after receiving gifts from Granmamare and Odette and their, Noibat, and Renamon's real adventure begins.
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