That One Guy (Transcript)

==Opening==
SMG4: You know, Mario? This has actually been a hard day!
Mario: Even though you've been burned in the butt by a flaming Wiggler!
==Little Flashback==
SMG4: ERMAGAUD! *Running away from a wiggler on fire*
Wiggler: I will burn you, insolent marshal!
*Flashback ends before Wiggler burns SMG4's butt*
==Back In Castle==
SMG4: Please don't remind me, Mario.
Mario: Ok. Too soon. Right?
SMG4: No. At the most unpleasant moment. WHILE I WAS WATCHING FOOTBALL!
*Football ends*
SMG4: Now look what you did!
Mario: Ok, stroppy! *Trollface*
==Cuts To A Cave==
??: Who are these?
Rock Monster: I don't know!
??: Lets find out! *Throws down a load of robotic skeletons down from the sky*
==Outside Of Castle==
Robotic Skeletons: *Turn into androids*
Androids: *Turn into cyborg versions of the castle residents
Cyborg Toad: Search and destroy.
Cyborg Luigi: Search and destroy.
Cyborg Peach: Search and destroy.
Cyborg Yoshi: Search and destroy.
Cyborgs: *All look at each other* DESTROY!
Cyborg Peach: *Rips of Cyborg Luigi's left arm*
Cyborg Yoshi: *Uppercuts Cyborg Peach*
Cyborg Luigi: *Uses his right arm to uppercut Cyborg Yoshi*
All Cyborgs *Except for Cyborg Toad*: All kill each other*
Cyborg Toad: That figures out well. *Explodes*
==Back At The Cave==
??: That didn't work out.
Rock Monster: We need another Cyborg!
??: Of who?
*Awkward silence for 2 seconds*
Rock Monster: I know!
*Throws out a robotic skeleton resembeling Cyrus from Pokémon*
==Back Outside Castle==
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