McKayla Maroney

McKayla Maroney is an UnAmerican hero who saved UnAmerica from the evil Aly Raisman. Raisman had joined the Gymnasts of the End of the Twelfth Baktun in an attempt to gain access to the White House so she could mind control Barack Obama. Maroney then joined the group so she could prevent Raisman's devious plans.
Because all five Gymnasts did so well at the 2012 Olympics, they were invited to the White House. Raisman tried to mind control Barack Obama using her eye powers, but Maroney taught Obama a secret facial expression that would ward off Raisman's weird eye mind control beams and similar things. However, the expression was photographed so it's not so secret anymore. Now anyone can defend themselves against mind controllers like Aly Raisman!
For this act, McKayla was honored by memes.
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