What Am I Gonna Do (If I Can't Clipper)?

"What Am I Gonna Do (If I Can't Clipper)?" is a song featured in Pillaging for Your Dreams. Los Angeles Clipper Blake Griffin and two of his teammates are coming to grips with the fact that the NBA is shutting down, due to the lack of an on-court referee. 
== Lyrics ==
Los Angeles Clipper #2
What am I gonna do,
If I can't Clipper?
What am I gonna do,
If I can't Clipper?
What am I gonna do,
Los Angeles Clippers #1 and #2
If I can't Clipper?
What am I gonna do,
If I can't Clipper?
Los Angeles Clipper #1
You better find somethin' else,
Somethin' else you're good at doin'.
Because basketball is no longer movin'.
It's not a viable career,
I don't care what they say.
Today, we've cancelled the NBA.
Los Angeles Clipper #2
What am I gonna do,
Both
If I can't Clipper?
Los Angeles Clipper #1
What am I gonna do,
Both
If I can't Clipper?
Los Angeles Clipper #1
Maybe be a tailor
And repair people's zippers.
What am I gonna do,
Both
If I can't Clipper?
Blake Griffin
You gotta be trippin'.
My name's Blake Griffin.
Los Angeles Clipper #1 and Los Angeles Clipper #2
We know who you are!
Blake Griffin
What am I gonna do,
If I can't Clipper?
Do you expect me to go and be a snipper?
That's a hair cutter,
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Los Angeles Clipper #1
Yeah. You could cut lots of hair.
Maybe, work for parks and Rec
And round up bears!
There's a bear problem
The whole world around,
All I know is basketball is not goin' down. So,
All
What am I gonna do,
If I can't Clipper?
All
What am I gonna do,
If I can't Clipper?
Los Angeles Clipper #1
Maybe, make the next TV show Flipper!
Re-imagine the series,
But, you can't Clipper.
Blake Griffin
I got an idea. It's kinda like fishin'.
Los Angeles Clipper #1 (spoken)
'Kay?
Blake Griffin
What if we hold an audition?
For a ref, an on-court ref,
We'll be the producers, and...
We'll judge them!
All
Them!
All
That's what we gotta do,
So we can Clipper!
That's what we gotta do,
So we can Clipper!
Los Angeles Clipper #1
It's like findin' a girl who fits the glass slipper.
All
That's what we gotta do,
So we can Clipper!
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