The Infinity Spaghetti Man vs. Twitter!Asgore

The Infinity Spaghetti Man was randomly scrolling through Twitter, when he began to saw nudes of himself. He became enraged. How? He never even changed clothes! Then he saw the poster. Twitter Asgore. His Sauce that replaced blood boiled, as he began to shake uncontrollably. He posted a reply.
"I'm coming for you, Motherfuckaaa." He said in the reply
"Lol you'll never find me." Twitter Asgore responded
"Bitch did you forget I'm Omnipresent." The Infinity Spaghetti Man responded.
"Oh fuck-" Twitter Asgore replied.
In real life, Twitter Asgore was panicking. Suddenly, he heard a wooshing sound. "W-?" Suddenly, The Infinity Spaghetti man slammed into the building, toppling it entirely, and killing all The Twitter Employees inside. Asgore rose from the rubble, looking at his enemy. "-YOU!" He yelled angrily. He grabbed his phone, swishing it. A bunch of Cringy Emojis flew at The Infinity Spaghetti Man. Creating practically a cloud. The Infinity Spaghetti Man would form an X with his arms. When The Emojis flew to him, he'd slam his arms apart, dissipating The Cringe Entirely. He looked around to see Twitter Asgore sprinting away, practically throwing Twitter Employees at ISM to try and slow him. The Infinity Spaghetti Man would raise his arm, as The Employees were all impaled by his bones. He would approach Twitter Asgore, as his eyes began to turn haunting. 
Twitter Asgore would grab his phone, holding it firmly. It transformed into his Twitter Trident, and he lunged at ISM. ISM would catch two of the trident prongs, as Twitter Asgore would shove it down at him. ISM smirked. He was barely trying. He would swipe The trident from him, causing him to fall. He'd slam the trident into Twitter Asgore's back, impaling him. ISM would turn, and begin walking away. Twitter Asgore would grunt, as he stood, pulling The Trident out of his back, turning it back into his phone. He would tap on his phone a few times, and active his true form.
Spaghetti Asgore.
Spaghetti Asgore in truth, had infused most of his power into Twitter. He took it back as he returned to his original form. He hadn't felt his power in a very long time. He conjured his trident, and yelled to The Infinity Spaghetti Man.
"STAND AND FIGHT!"
ISM would turn, almost seeming interested. He would raise his arm, summoning a blaster, firing it at Spaghetti Asgore. Spaghetti Asgore would spin his trident, blocking the blast. He would dive at ISM, plunging his Trident at him. The Infinity Spaghetti Man had his hands behind his back, as he sidestepped the attack. Spaghetti Asgore slashed The Trident up, as ISM stepped back again. Spaghetti Asgore would stab his trident into the ground, and turn it, forming a crack in The Earth. The Infinity Spaghetti Man fell into it. Spaghetti Asgore yelled down, smirking.
"That's The Toxic Side of Twitter! So a massive chunk of the site. You'll NEVER survive it!" Asgore stated, bursting out laughing. The Infinity Spaghetti Man struggled, as the toxicity pulled him down into the dark depths. ISM fought against it, but to no avail. Spaghetti Asgore would prepare to use his power to make Twitter Accessible again, but he heard some shaking. The Infinity Spaghetti Man began to speak in an incantation as he struggled.
"God Ybot fo tnavres a ma I!" He yelled, as a golden explosion flew from him, blasting The Toxicity back, as it retreated deeper into Twitter. He flew out. "ASGORE! FIGHT ME!" He yelled. Spaghetti Asgore turned. "N-NANI!?" He asked. "HOW-?! NOT EVEN NYLETHORTOP SURVIVED THAT!" He yelled angrily. "You Underestimate My Power!" Yelled The Spaghetti Man. "You shall die here, Spaghetti Man!" Yelled Spaghetti Asgore.
"Attack me then!" Yelled ISM, as the two flew at each other. ISM summoned his Spaghetti Sword, as Spaghetti Asgore leapt with his trident. Asgore shoved ISM back, as ISM would struggle with his sword. He'd block a hit, then Asgore would kick The sword out of his hands. Asgore slammed his trident into ISM's chest, impaling him. He'd pull the trident out, then kick ISM in the back, knocking him to the ground. "I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE GODS!" He yelled, raising his trident. He plunged it into ISM's head.
ISM lay there, limp. "Hmph, all to easy." Said Spaghetti Asgore, as his trident returned to his hand. Suddenly, ISM began to raise into the air. "NANI?!" Spaghetti Asgore asked, as ISM looked at him with hatred.
[ FORM OF THE GODS. ]
ISM let out a blinding blast of light, as Spaghetti Asgore's robes flew in the wind. Fear struck Spaghetti Asgore's face. ISM flew at him, barraging him with attack after attack. Spaghetti Asgore flew through Multiverses, as ISM blasted him with attack after attack, decimating his rival. Spaghetti Asgore charged his final attack. "Give me Rent!" He insisted, as he blasted his beam of power. ISM held up a finger, blocking the beam. "YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU WIN THIS DAMN FIGHT!" He yelled, as he formed a symbol of Yin and Yang. He kicked it, sending it at Spaghetti Asgore. Spaghetti Asgore held his arms up, as he tried to resist it, as his entire skin layer was burnt off, leaving only a skeleton. That to was burnt to dust. It was done. ISM returned to his normal form. That Dust reformed. Spaghetti Asgore fled, returning to his Twitter Asgore form, as Twitter became re-accessible.
[ FATALITY ]
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