クワガタにチョップしたらタイムスリップした (Kuwagata ni Chop Shitara Timeslip Shita)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
無機質な空の色 	mukishitsu na sora no iro 	An unnaturally-colored sky,
視界に広がる未来都市 	shikai ni hirogaru mirai toshi 	A futuristic city sprawls before my eyes
のんきなクワガタは肩を這う 	nonkina kuwagata wa kata o hau 	My carefree stag beetle crawls on my shoulder;
ここはどこだろう 	koko wa doko darou 	Just what is this place...?
 	 	
愛らしいペットのクワガタと 	airashii petto no kuwagata to 	I was with my beloved pet stag beetle,
じゃれていただけなのに何が起きたの 	jarete ita dake nano ni nani ga okita no 	Just playing around, but something happened
パニックを起こした私は何度も 	panikku o okoshita watashi wa nando mo 	I suddenly panicked, and again and again,
クワガタにチョップし続けた 	kuwagata ni choppu shitsuzuketa 	I kept karate-chopping my stag beetle
 	 	
「戻れ！戻れ！」と叫びながら 	"modore! modore!" to sakebi nagara 	"Go back! Go back!" I kept screaming,
路上で昆虫を襲う私に 	rojou de konchuu o osou watashi ni 	As I attacked the insect
現代生け花みたいな髪型の警官が 	gendai ikebana mitai na kamigata no keikan ga 	A policeman with hair like a flower arrangement
「そこのリアス式歯並びの君！」と声をかけた 	"soko no riasushiki hanarabi no kimi!" to koe o kaketa	Called out: "You there, with the crooked teeth!"
 	 	
未来人にコンプレックスを指摘された 	miraijin ni konpurekkusu o shiteki sareta 	The future person pointed out my complex;
お前の祖先にいたずらするぞ 	omae no sosen ni itazura suru zo 	Talk about disrespecting your ancestors!
平成原人は涙目で訴える 	heisei genjin wa namidame de uttaeru 	And I, the primitive girl, appealed in tears,
「クワガタにチョップしてるだけです！」 	"kuwagata ni choppu shiteru dake desu!" 	"I'm just karate-chopping a stag beetle!"
 	 	
「10年前滅びたクワガタだ！」 	"juunen mae horobita kuwagata da!" 	"But stag beetles went extinct 10 years ago!"
警官は驚愕を顔に浮かべる 	keikan wa kyougaku o gao ni ukaberu 	The policeman said with surprise
私の話を信じた彼によると 	watashi no hanashi o shinjita kare ni yoruto 	He believed what I said, so he told me
ここは50年後の世界 	koko wa gojyuunengo no sekai 	This was the world 50 years in the future
 	 	
この時代の君に会えたら 	kono jidai no kimi ni aetara 	If you meet yourself in this era,
多分帰る方法がわかるだろう 	tabun kaeru houhou ga wakaru darou 	You might figure out a way to go back
彼は粘着質に私の家を調べ出し 	kare wa nenchakushitsu ni watashi no ie o shirabedashi	He readily helped me find my house,
訪ねるとそこには私の孫が住んでいた 	tazuneru to soko ni wa watashi no mago ga sunde ita 	So I visited, and my granddaughter was there
 	 	
鮮やかに歯並びが遺伝しちゃっている 	azayaka ni hanarabi ga iden shichatte iru 	I could see clearly the teeth were hereditary;
二世代経たのに無様に似てる 	nisedai heta no ni buzama ni niteru 	Two generations later, they were alarmingly alike
平成原人は涙目で励ました 	heisei genjin wa namidame de hagemashita 	And I, the primitive girl, encouraged her in tears,
「港としては非常に優秀だから！」 	"minato to shite wa hijou ni yuushuu dakara!" 	"On the bright side, they make you look fierce!"
 	 	
「この時代のあなたはここにいます」と 	"kono jidai no anata wa koko ni imasu" to 	"Well, in this era, you're here,"
連れて行かれた先は病院 	tsurete ikareta saki wa byouin 	She said, leading me to a hospital
余命一カ月と言われて今日でちょうど 	yomei ikkagetsu to iwarete kyou de choudo 	They said I had one month left to live,
一カ月になるんです 	ikkagetsu ni naru ndesu 	And today marked exactly a month...
 	 	
やせ細った老人の顔は 	yasehosotta roujin no kao wa 	Despite the bony, aged face,
それでも自分だとわかって 	sore demo jibun da to wakatte 	I still knew that it was me
未来の自分はこの時を 	mirai no jibun wa kono toki o 	It seemed my future self
待っていたかのように喋り出す 	matteita ka no you ni shaberidasu 	Had waited for this moment, and spoke...
 	 	
「何も言わなくていい 	"nanimo iwanakute ii 	"You don't have to say anything;
言いたいことはわかってる 	iitai koto wa wakatteru 	I know what you're going to say...
今すべて教えればきっと 	ima subete oshiereba kitto 	If I told you everything now, I'm sure
今日死ぬ運命さえ変えられるだろう 	kyou shinu unmei sae kaerareru darou 	It would alter my destiny to die today...
でも私が語るのはたった一つ」 	demo watashi ga kataru no wa tatta hitotsu" 	But there is just one thing I'll tell you..."
 	 	
「これから君は何度でも 	"kore kara kimi wa nando demo 	"From now on, time and time again,
何度も何度も後悔し 	nando mo nando mo koukai shi 	Again and again you'll have regrets,
何度も何度も傷ついて 	nando mo nando mo kizutsuite 	Again and again you'll be hurt,
何度も何度も泣くだろう 	nando mo nando mo naku darou 	Again and again you'll cry...
でもその一つ一つ 	demo sono hitotsu hitotsu 	But if for each of these,
噛み締めて時が経つほど 	kamishimete toki ga tatsu hodo 	You waste your life looking back,
いつの日か熱を帯び 	itsu no hi ka netsu o obi 	One day, it'll give you a terrible fever...
手放しがたくなるから 	tebanashigataku naru kara 	I want to just let things go,
何も知らずに帰りなさい 	nani mo shirazu ni kaerinasai 	So return as if you never came,
私はちゃんと幸せだ」 	watashi wa chanto shiawase da" 	And I'll surely be happy..."
 	 	
熱を失う老人に 	netsu o ushinau roujin ni 	The old woman lost her warmth,
こぼした涙がクワガタに 	koboshita namida ga kuwagata ni 	And I shed a tear for her on my stag beetle
触れるや否や瞬いて 	fureru ya inaya matataite 	As soon as it touched him, it sparkled,
いつもの風景に包まれた 	itsumo no fuukei ni tsutsumareta 	And I was surrounded by familiar sights...
 	 	
まだ青い空の色 	mada aoi sora no iro 	Surrounded by the still-blue sky...
まだ青い空の色 	mada aoi sora no iro 	Surrounded by the still-blue sky...
まだ青い空の色 	mada aoi sora no iro 	Surrounded by the still-blue sky...
まだ青い空の色 	mada aoi sora no iro 	Surrounded by the still-blue sky...
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS GUMitive from Megpoid
*V♥25 ～Aperios～
*100％GUMI宣言！-Megpoid VIDEO CLIP COLLECTION + LIVE
*My Colorful Confuse
*VOCALOID 超BEST -impacts-
*VOCALOID Masterpiece Collections feat. GUMI 09-11
A version featuring VY2 was featured on the following albums:
*エレクトロロマンス (Electro Romance) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*vgperson - Romaji lyrics source
*Vocaloid Wiki
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Category:Japanese songs
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Category:Songs featuring GUMI (VOCALOID)
Category:Songs featuring VY2
Category:Takahashi You songs list
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