Toast

Not to be confused with Tubby Toast.
Toast is the product of Bread being put into a Toaster. It becomes yummier this way, especially with a condiment like butter. In rare cases, it poisons the consumer, with the effect of making them say "YEAH TOAST!" repeatedly and uncontrollably. Wonky Donkey is very susceptible to this.
==Description==
Toast is like bread, except toasted. Is there anything else to say? Then again, you should know this.
==WARNING!==
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! IT IS A CRIME EVERYWHERE! Oh, and it tastes bad when you burn it too. So, whatever you do, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! Not kidding, don't burn it. I'll hit you with my ray gun, which has a power level of OVER 9000!!! No matter WHAT Mario says, DON'T TOAST TOAST BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST!
== Toasted Toast ==
All toasters are capable of toasting toast, however Toasted Toast is one of the yuckiest foods ever, rather than Pocoyo Chips and Tubby Toast. It tastes like Tide Pods being washed on a sink then burned on a microwave. It's something to not feed the BBC, nor even Pedo Bear and You. However, Chuck Norris uses toasted toast as a punishment. Pocoyo adores Toasted Toast, and he eats it on Saturdays replacing Pocoyo Chips.
==Trivia==
*Shy Guy likes toast.
*Wonky Donkey Loves toast and will die for it.
*Toaster makes it, because all toasters toast toast.
*I like toast.
Category:Food
Category:Stuff
Category:Items eaten by Baby Yoshi
Category:UnDangerous food