The J

this boi is a WIP. also feel free to correct improper spelling an such
The J, also known as Carrot is an entity created out of the Possible Spaghetti Brother subcontous to help him cope with his lack of a father figure, but he's too busy being high to actually give a fuck about him
== Backstory ==
The ISM was Fighting possible spaghetti brother (again), who then told him this dude has no balls no cock no father and probably no bitches cuz this dude feeds off radiation , PSB then went to cry in a corner. but instead of crying he just went hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and then the J was formed as a makeshift father. but even though PSB now had a father figure, he was still bitchless (and his jordans were as fake as his bitches), so the J left PSB to go get milk in an abandoned underswap au, hiding from being a good father figure to such a creature
=== Appearance in Comedytale ===
He makes a brief appearance in Chapters 18 and 19. During the former, while GODVERSE attacks Possible Spaghetti Brother, The Infinity Spaghetti Man, and Possible Ketchup Brother at the The Multidimensional 7-Eleven. He shows up to insult GODVERSE as to distract him for the others to escape. GODVERSE attacks him, but he simply turns into a cardboard cutout and reappears elsewhere whenever hit. By the time GODVERSE and his allies analyze the situation, their targets have already escaped.
After The ISM, PSB, PKB, and The J return to the pornhub Arena Hub, The J is thanked by PSB for his help. PSB introduces him to The ISM, who is unfamiliar with him. Later on, the ISM and PKB arrive to the dining hall only to bump into The J trying to abandon PSB in there. PKB confronts The J angrily, who sheepishly goes back to his son figure.
Later on, in Chapter 19, after Jotaro Sans loses in a fight to GODVERSE, he’s inflicted with a curse from ‘old magic.’ This seems to be something the ISM is not experienced with. The PKB tries to help, but seems to be in serious pain while doing so. In his second selfless act in the series, The J stops PKB to do the healing himself. He successfully lifts the curse, although taking significant pain in the meanwhile.
== Profile ==
=== Personality ===
he really just doesn't give a shit about anything beside his weed, also as he tends to cough a lot because of his smoking habits. he also fears responsibility
=== Appearance ===
He looks like a poorly rendered 3D model of underswap papyrus with the words "The J" written on in marker (sometimes he wears a top hat when he feels like it)
== Powers ==
=== The three sentences of god ===
The J can insult you so hard that anyone that try to attack him looses the will to fight out of pure embarrassment. these sentences are:
You are BITCHLESS 
Your Jordans are as FAKE as your BITCHES
You dont pay for SPOTIFY, you get YouTube Music because you're So Cheap
=== Blend W ===
The J blasts Blend W on his airpods and gains a sort of UI-like state as well as a fuck ton of weed
=== TS drip ===
if The J manages to get ahold of TS papyrus drip, he will gain a significant power boost.
=== Old Magic ===
Although the ramifications of this are not yet known, The J can harness something called Old Magic, to an extent that none of the other characters (other than potentially GODVERSE) have been shown capable of doing. All we know of it so far is that Old Magic can be used to prevent the healing of wounds on a person, and thus the only way to heal them is with the same magic in question.
== Trivia ==
* deep down the reason why he stays away from his sons is because fears the commitment of being a father
*legends say he has a swap!sans for a brother named the Q
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