Face Mask

A face mask is an invention which SUPPOSEDLY stops COVID-19 from infecting you. But it's actually a horrible waste of money made by the Chinese to scam old people. Face Masks were first made in the bubonic plague to "scare off viruses". Except they were very different from today's face masks, and everybody looked like a pigeon. People were very dumb back then so they didn't care. Then after 800 years they finally got bored and made the modern, uncomfortable, stinky face mask. Everybody now hates masks because they don't work and you just have underwear tied to your face.
Karens especially hate masks and will do anything to not wear a mask. To prove how effective a face mask is there is a table. Did you read it? Good. Now you know that Face Masks don't work and are useless. If you really want to protect yourself from bacteria and viruses buy the Virus Killer Mask. Don't buy a complete waste of money. 
What Does It Protect Against?
Harmful Things.	Does It Protect You Against The Harmful Substance?
COVID-19? 	No.
T-Virus? 	No.
Weegee Virus? 	OVER 9000 NO.
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