Seagulling

"Seagulling" is common among those with Boring Personality Disorder and Selfish Dick Syndrome (those who lack Empathy). It involves two or more affected individuals work themselves into a frenzy, fighting over common items on discount sales like televisions, phones, or other household gadgets.
This typically affects patients in the fall, around Black Friday, but can happen at any time of year.
== Treatment ==
Treatment is poorly researched, but priority should be given to keeping others around them safe.
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Category:Self-Destructive Behaviors
Category:Inappropriate Behaviors