La-a

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La-a is, as of yet, the absolute worst name for a person that anyone at 12 Polina Road has ever heard of. The rumour of such a person existing with name came from a random staff member at the Avalon Mall location of Second Cup, and was provided to Poliner Liam Peacock. When Liam relayed this information to his roommate, Andrew Howell got so angry he screamed and kicked a table over. All subsequent retellings of this travesty are now preceded by moving furniture into non-dangerous locations.
==Pronunciation==
You actually pronounce the hyphen as "dash", so it's "Luh-dash-ah." I know, right now you want to kick a table over too, right? Seriously, when you look at the word, it looks like it should be pronounced in a way that rhymes with the first word of the group that wrote Who Let The Dogs Out?
==Recent developments==
Further proof that La-a may actually exist has come not only in the form of a facebook search, but also physical evidence. Andrew Howell was at Tim Hortons on camp day, and found a little slip of cardboard indicating that a "La-a" had made a donation to camp day. He took a cell phone picture, and the intrigue has only deepened.