Gneurshk

Gneurshk, not to be confused with his clone with the same name, was the God of Aztecs and was a frequent liar, cheat and dishonest person. He regarded himself as the rival to the Lord of Time, calling himself the Lord of Not-Time. His death was ironically at the hands of time travel itself. 
== Appearance ==
Hi, Furternator here - I legally cannot show you the original image we had for Gneurshk. If I did, it would put me in a weird moral place that I do not want to be in for the sake of a wiki article. I'm just gonna use the appearance of Gneurshk's clone from Bogus 8. Thanks.
Gneurshk takes the form of a tall, balding white man wearing a shirt and tie. He is extremely large, towering over most mortals from Universe 25.
== History ==
=== 0 ===
When the Multiverse was birthed, Gneurshk appeared with all the other Gods. Gneurshk noticed Hecate, Goddess of Witchcraft and attempted to flirt with her. However, Dialga, the God of Time had beaten Gneurshk to it and was already going out with her. Gneurshk was immediately antagonistic towards Dialga, saying he would destroy all time. In response, Dialga imbued Gneurshk with the fabric of Timeline 4 of Universe 25. Gneurshk went on to create Aztecs across every universe.
=== The Book of Bogh ===
In Timeline 2 of Universe 25, Gneurshk ordered Bogh and The Children to stop doing a universe-wide Griddick Nuts. They apologised, and stopped.
=== Bogus Comogus 5: The Egyptian of Time ===
Gneurshk imbued himself (and therefore his power) into the Aztec royal family of Universe 25 Timeline 4 as a gift to his subjects.
At an early age, Bogus Comogus, one of the children of the leader of the Aztecs, Bagel Comogus, was playing with his Grandmoth. Grandmoth was busy tending to her yaks, so to distract Bogus, she imbued him with the power of Gneurshk. Many years later, the Egyptians learnt about the Aztecs' affinity with Gneurshk's power and captured Bogus Comogus to interrogate him for its whereabouts. Bogus, however, did not remember that Gneurshk was in his body and thus was uncooperative. 
Bogus later escaped, but due to the wrongdoings of Sigh Kamut, the Egyptian leader and Time Travelling Man, he was sent to the Place of No Time, where he found the Time Glove. Sigh turned the Time Glove into the Time Candle and began to massively damage the timeline, until the Lord of Time was forced to intervene. The Lord of Time was about to kill Bogus, but in that moment Bogus remembered Gneurshk's power was within his body and released him to fight. 
Gneurshk took on the Lord of Time in a universe-shattering battle, smashing the timeline into smithereens. Their battle was stopped by a variant of Pitch Comogus from Timeline 56.3, a politician who convinced the two to team up against Bogus Comogus for keeping Gneurshk within his body for so long. The two deities advanced on Bogus but were stopped by alternate variants of him and Tad. Gneurshk destroyed Bogus Comogus variant 7854 through powerful volcanoes, but before he could kill his intended target, he was torn apart by Absols.
==== Retcon ====
The above section in italics was undone by Bogus Comogus blowing out the Time Candle.
Gneurshk was released from Bogus Comogus's body after Extreme The tore him apart. Hoping to manipulate the Aztecs, he lied that whoever beat him would become King of the Universe. An evildoer named Yinter took him on, hoping to earn the title, but Gneurshk eradicated him. Eventually, an Aztec named Hogus Pratogus convinced Gneurshk to help save Bogus Comogus's soul. The Aztecs all rode on Gneurshk to Xun's realm, where Bogus's soul was being held captive.
The Aztecs eventually killed all of Xun's demons and cornered him, before saving Bogus. Xun noticed Gneurshk and absorbed him into his body, but because of his pure power, Gneurshk remained in control, turning evil as a side effect. Gneurshk travelled back in time and killed Bogus at his Grandmoth's funeral, but due to the power of Time-Travelling Man, Bogus remained alive. He tried again, going further back to kill Bogus as a child, but a version of Time-Travelling Man from the past appeared to retain Bogus's existence too. Finally, Gneurshk travelled back to before Time-Travelling Man earned the rank of Time-Travelling from the Council of Time and killed him so that Bogus would finally fade out of existence. However, in his last moments, Bogus shot an arrow into a black hole which travelled to the beginning of time and impaled Gneurshk as he was flirting with Hecate, killing him and thereby destroying the timeline. Gneurshk, realising he was dying, created a clone of himself to get revenge.
== Abilities ==
=== Standard God Abilities ===
Gneurshk possesses the standard abilities of a god, including:
* Spontaneous construction
* Spontaneous destruction
* Interdimensional travel
=== Aztec God abilities ===
As the God of Aztecs, Gneurshk possesses his own unique abilities:
* Shoulderblade extension - Gneurshk can freely control the length of his shoulderblades.
* Clone creation - Gneurshk can create clones of himself
* Volcano creation - Gneurshk can create volcanoes of a "chillion powers". I'm not sure what I meant by this.
== Trivia ==
* Gneurshk is based off that noise that caveman made in that one Bill Wurtz video.