Not a Sweetheart

Not a Sweetheart is the second episode of The Count Desertstone Show. In the episode, Sweetheart tests the talk show, and it aired. The talk show became a big hit, and Sweetheart just became more famous.
==Transcript==
The Greens: We, we, we've been walking for hours.... ers!
Count: We've only been walking for a few minutes, guys! Be normal or your fired!
-The Greens play a sad song-
Sweetheart: I found a pile of rocks, a branch, and a crocodile with a camera!
Tick Tock: Really?! Wow! Rocks are so awesome! And so are branches!!!! I love branches and rocks!!! Branches and rocks forever! :D
-The crocodiles rush toward the crocodile-
Derek: I'm Derek. I've been trying to find a use with this box thingy for years!
Count: You can video tape us, and send us to TV! We will be stars! I'm setting up a talk show!
Derek: What's a talk show?
Sweetheart: WHAT THE!??!?!? Its a show where people talk to famous guys. They're big hips to eat! I mean... hits to put on telivision!
Count: We need a pilot. We need a crocodile to test the show with. Then it will air.
Tick Tock: No no not me!!! My clock- it'll drive the guests and viewers CRAZY!
-All the crocodiles stare at Tick Tock-
Count: O_O Whoever said you would be the tester?! Sweetheart will be the tester.
Derek: What? No no not him...
Count: This is no time to get choosy about famous guys!
Tick Tock: Sweetheart's a boy!?
Sweetheart: /).- I have a male voice and everything. All but my name =_=
Derek: I know why they named you that, but it's a long story.
Sweetheart: Yeah...
Count: Lets set up!
-Count makes a pile of rocks and makes a hole like a room in it. Derek sticks the branch right in frount of the hole-
Sweetheart: It's splendid :D
Tick Tock: Don't talk like that >:(
Sweetheart: Fine. It's epic!
Count and Derek: Thanks!
Sweetheart: Anytime...
-Derek sets the camera to video mode when Count and Sweetheart are sitting next to eachother-
Count: Hello Everglades! Welcome to The Count Desertstone Show! Today's famous crocodile will be... Sweetheart.
Sweetheart: I am famous for many boat attacks and kills!
Count: Yes.
Sweetheart: BE MORE ADNORMAL!
-Sweetheart claws Count's arm and there is a time card that says "a cast later." After that the show turns back on with Count with a cast on his left arm-
Count: Sorry for the interruption, which is strange! Heh heh...
Sweetheart: >:) Thanks :)
Count: So Sweetheart, how did you get the the Everglades?
Sweetheart: Well, scientists thought I was dead, but I really escaped to the Everglades :D!
Count: Very nice! What's your favorite type of meat?
Sweetheart: HUMAN :P
Count: Thats adnormal! :D :)! Now, whats your favorite type of human?
Sweetheart: The ones that like Dora. It feels good to remove a Dora fan from Earth :D
Count: It really does! :D
Sweetheart: Do you have a human leg?
Count: No :D! But we do have... a live human!
-Camera moves to a hunter. Sweetheart takes his gun and makes him drown-
Sweetheart: I'll eat it later. I don't want blood on such a clean, great show!
Count: I agree, your SWEET :D!
Sweetheart: Thank you! :)
Count: Your 100% male, aren't you?
Sweetheart: Yes =_=
Derek: Bye Everglades!
-Derek turns off the camera and sends it to TV-
-5 seconds later-
Derek: HE SAID HE LOVED IT!
Count: Really?
Sweetheart: Let me see that!
-Sweetheart takes the camera and Derek frowns-
Count: -is looking at phone- HE LOVES IT!!!!!
Tick Tock: CONGRATS, DUDES! :D
All crocodiles: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
-Episode ends with balloons in the air-
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