NEO NintenD'oh 3BS

The NEO NintenD'oh 3BS is a new version of the NintenD'oh 3BS. Bart Simpson, Ninten, and Spamton G. Spamton designed a NEO new version of the previous console by pouring the previous one with more Chemical X, and, Hyperlink Blocked, and oreos until they called it the NEO NintenD'oh 3BS.
Surprisingly, Spamton didn't 100% f$^@ this system up with advertisements and Pipis, and it has lived long enough to see the release of many shames for this system like Red Dead Elmo and Grand Theft Builder. Preinstalled on every system is Dead Ninten and MOTHER.
== Changes ==
It has more polygons with smoother graphics, but also a worse resolution: which is why everything is pixelated (courtesy of Ninten and his crusty a**). Maybe it doesn't actually have any more processing power because all the power is just going into the 480x360 displays, but still they removed the feature that shoots you with a Rocket Launcher and kidnaps your family when you buy it in 194 countries, over an incident Spamton had with a certain someone. The North Korean version has that feature added back by Kim Jong-fat, so good luck if you want to get one with that.
== Specifications ==
* AMD CPU
* NVidia GPU
* Drink holder
* Screens
== Reception ==
The NEO NintenD'oh 3BS recieved mixed reviews with fans and critics. People were opposed to the changes and the "better graphics" only go so far as the developers were willing to take them.
But worry not because Bart has fat shamed Mulligan to death and there was no more criticism after that.