I Drink, Therefore I Am (in Trouble)

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Speak with the wild-eyed miner.
* Defeat Guthlaugur.
* Speak with the wild-eyed miner.
* Speak with the wild-eyed miner again.
==Script==
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Miner03493 	No, don't hit me! Oh wait, you're not Guthlaugur.
Miner03493 	He's a local thug who I made the mistake of drinking with. I ended up saying all sorts of things like, “Think you're tough, do you? My mate could wipe the floor with you!” Gods only know why I said that─ There ain't a word of truth in it!
Miner03493 	Of course, he didn't see the funny side. He told me to bring this friend of mine or he'd fight me instead!
Miner03493 	So, I was wondering... Could you go and sort him out for me? I'll make it worth your while, I swear!
 	
Guthlaugur 	So, you're gonna “wipe the floor” with me, are you?
 	
Miner03493 	I brought her/him, just like I said I would!
Guthlaugur 	Hmph! Scrawny streak of piss like you? Don't make me laugh.
Guthlaugur 	I've killed sin eaters with my bare hands, so you won't even make me break a sweat.
Guthlaugur 	And after I'm done with this feeble sack of shite, you're next!
Miner03493 	Eeek!
Guthlaugur 	Since I'm feelin' generous, I'll let you take the first swing. Better make it a good one, 'cause you won't get a second chance!
 	
Miner03493 	If you lose, I'm a dead man!
Guthlaugur 	I'm gonna make you bleed!
Guthlaugur 	Stop pummeling me! It's really painful!
 	
Miner03493 	Bloody hells! You actually did it! All right, let's head back before any of the wildlife takes an interest in us.
 	
Miner03493 	That ought to take him down a peg or two. I doubt he'll stick around here after a beating like that.
Miner03493 	And I'll have to choose who I drink with more carefully from now on. I've got a habit of saying all sorts of nonsense when I'm in my cups.
Miner03493 	It damn near earned me an early grave, and I'm lucky that you showed up when you did. Many thanks to you!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Amh Araeng Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV