Local Lens: Leaders, well, Legends

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= The Salvatore Scyrer Newpaper =
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Weekly News10.08.2022
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== Local Lens: Leaders...well...Legends by Eloisa Gomez ==
A Chat with Chompy Boxerson
Who could resist a talking book? Certainly not the Scryer! We sat down with a local legend recently to take an informal journey into magical psychology. If it squawks like a book, and talks like a book, is it a book? 
Chompy Boxerson, who you might have seen on a bottle of Conjure Cola (Check out our past issues to learn about the drinks!), is a baby Mimic that was spared exile after events that for mage-legal reasons are shrouded in mystery. 
Under the care of the Shadow Taco of Curat, Lord High Marshall of Naming, Professor Cuylie, Chompy lives on campus where souls brave and kind nurture him on a hunch that with early intervention his nature may not be monstrous at all.
Ellie: Hey there little guy! 
Chompy: uwu! 
Ellie: …oh god. 
Chompy: … 
Ellie: I’m sorry, that was a surprising reply! 
Chompy: HOORAY! 
Ellie: Do… do you understand what I’m saying? 
Chompy: U. 
Ellie: Me? 
Chompy: Tastyyy 
Ellie: I’m getting the sense I should read you some Sister Agnete. Or maybe I’m about to lose a hand. You know what, I’m just gonna take a cautious step back. 
Chompy: BLUEBERRIES! 
It was at this point that I was feeling certain that our conversation was pure mimicry. That is until… 
Chompy: Uuuuuuu. U I Love. 
Ellie: Aww, I love you too, Chompy! Unless you mean you love Union Island. St. Vincent is lovely this time of year. Maybe you could go one day if that’s what you desire. If you desire? 
Chompy: BLUEBERRIES! 
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Ellie: … 
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Chompy: BLUEBERRIES! 
Ellie: Well Chompy, I need to leave for now– 
Chompy: HOORAY! 
Ellie: –and I was thinking maybe I should bring you some blueberries sometime? 
Chompy: Cookie… See for yourself! Chompy appears to have the intellect of a puppy. We could be more certain in our assessment if he had a larger vocabulary. 
You can find Chompy by the fireplace in the Curat dorms where he has taken the form of the first book read to him, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. To learn more about interacting with him check out the info on the bulletin board: ----
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