Understand the Concept of Despair

"Understand the Concept of Despair" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
DJ Professor K is relaxing outside the , when he is interupted by Monokuma, who voices interest in the professor after hearing his motivational talks to other contestants. When Professor K claims he doesn't care about winning the tournament, Monokuma argues otherwise, claiming that the tournament would be his only chance of relevancy after the Jet Set Radio has sat stagnant for so long. He also claims that he and Professor K are two sides of the same coin, one spreading hope, the other spreading despair. Monokuma's words get to Professor K, and he makes his leave, vowing to make Monokuma "wish [he] were never born" if they ever meet in bracket.
==Transcript==
*DJ Professor K is chilling outside the Gaylord enjoying a large strawberry fruit smoothie. He’s listening to bangers on his ol’ pair of headphones, bopping his head to the music.* 
*Suddenly Monokuma appears. Professor K takes off his headphones.*
*Monokuma gives Professor K a devilish smirk, saying nothing*
*Professor K takes a long sip from his smoothie.*
*Professor K takes another sip from his smoothie.*
*Monokuma stares and chuckles*
*Professor K takes another sip.*
*Monokuma bounces off the ground and onto the table. K doesn’t react.*
*Monokuma covers his mouth with a smirk.*
*Monokuma whips out a pistol on K and points it to his head. Professor K stares ahead, unfazed.*
*A smile creeps on Monokuma’s face.*
*Monokuma sits down on the table next to Professor K, gun still drawn*
Monokuma: Hmmm… ah yes… the turn of the new millennia! 2000! And let’s see here, ? Two years later? 2002? So how long ago is that… seventeen years?
Monokuma: Wrong again Professor! You interest me because you’re the only one here that’s just like me.
*Professor K stands up.*
==Trivia==
*The article's title is a reference to "The Concept of Love" from Jet Set Radio Future.
*Monokuma highlighting some of his words in orange is a reference to the Nonstop Debate minigame from the Danganronpa series; statements in orange text are "weak points" that can contain potential contradictions or falsehoods.