Justin Bieber and how much he sucks

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==The Rumour==
His last name may be pronounced "Bieber", but I don't give a shit. It's supposed to be pronounced "Beaver"! This guy looks and sounds like a 10 year-old girl. And what, he's supposed to be 16?! How are we even sure that this guy is a guy at all?!? For all we know, he could be a girl, what with his girly high pitch voice. They say that he's voice is starting to deepen. I think it's because he used his sparkling fairy gayness to get a homosexual doctor to surgically alter Justin's voice, making it able to get deep and wannabe manly. After that, Justin probably gave the doctor a head job as payment. Hehehe.
Also, what the hell's up with this "Bieber Fever"??? When I heard about it for the first time, I was, like, "WHAT THE HELL?!?" It's the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Unless they mean "I get sick with the fever everytime I see his gay face or hear his fairy voice." If that's what they mean, then yes, I DO have the "Bieber Fever". Lol!
Justin Bieber is so gay, that his gayness is contagious. His music has turned him into a faggot. He must be REALLY DESPERATE for a girlfriend. What's next? I'll tell you. He's probably gonna start singing about how gay he is and how much he wants guys' dicks up his ass and in his mouth. There isn't a single guy in my school that likes this douche. And most of the girls think he's a homo. Roflmao!
I just don't understand how a faggot like Justin Bieber can become famous. He's hated by so many people. I think it's weird. Also, why the hell would Usher even want to KNOW this homo, or be his SPONSER for that matter?!? These are the questions that no one can answer.
Raptor Maniac 07:22, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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