Math

Math (mental abuse to humans), also known as mathematics or maths is a satanic ritual and disease preformed by corrupted numbers. They find ways onto paper and glare at you until you do it. Most people die when confronted with math. If you do math, you are very smart, and only teachers and Albert Einstein have figured out how to do this. Other smart people just don't do it. Teachers use it to give children work to solve their problems. Many children DIE from math. Math is unlegal in some places, such as the United States. Purple Pi are very fond of math, and are attracted towards anywhere or anyone with a high concentration of math. This is why Purple Pi can be found in teachers and are ubiquitous in schools. Math can also be sometimes spotted in the skies of the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Types of Math==
There are many types of math, each more deadlier then the last.
=== Addition  ===
Adding more mass to the universe.
=== Subtraction  ===
Able to cause black holes.
=== Multiplication  ===
Allows you to clone stuff.
=== Division ===
Rips stuff in half
==== Divide by Zero ====
Rips stuff in NaN.
=== Exponentiation ===
Able to expand s*** faster and faster. This is what Expand Dong uses.
=== Number Theory ===
The theory of numbers.
=== Calculus ===
The most advanced form of math.
==Use as Weapon==
2 has allowed the numbers to use their math as a weapon against people. It is used in many wars like the Supernova War. Not all numbers like this use though and end up killing the user. Uses as a weapon include:
*Bomb
*Sword
*Add mass to universe
*Black Hole creation
*Rip in half
*Child abuse
*Murder
*Vehicular Manslaughter
*Airplane
*Laser
*Slow down time
*Speed up time
Math also has other uses than being a weapon though, as it keeps everything in the entire UnHyperverse in place, and without it, 1+1 could equal brown.
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