Unfree Labour

Unfree Labour is an episode of Mr. Rrarrg. In this episode, the gang find out mr. krabs has been committing crimes. 
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Babba
• Grr
• Grugg
• Rrarrg
• Mr. Krabs
• Guy
• Police Officers
• Dispatcher (debut)
• Various people at the arcade (debut)
• Hostages (debut)
• Airport lobby person (debut)
• Airplane Speaker (debut)
== Transcript ==
(The episode opens up with a shot of the shack; cut inside to see Patrick and the gang having lunch)
Patrick: (eating a literal tire) Y’know, this stuff isn’t so bad once you get used to it.
Grr: grrgrrgrrgrr (couldn’t we have gotten real food this time?)
Patrick: No.
(Patrick lets out a loud belch)
Patrick: Excuse me. Gotta mind my manners at the table.
(He then gets up and goes outside)
Rrarrg: rrarrarrg? (patrick, where are you going?)
Patrick: Going for a little walk. I’m bored.
Grugg: gruggrugrugrug (i know what’ll make you guys not bored)
Rrarrg: rrarrarg? Rrarrg! (you do? tell us!)
Grugg: gruggruggrugg (you might wanna sit down for this one.)
(Everyone sits down)
Grugg: gruggrugrug (so, i’ve been watching the news every single day for the past month. and I keep hearing rumours about… Mr. Krabs.)
Patrick: Mr. Krabs? What kinds of rumors?
Grugg: gruggrugg (this is why I wanted you guys to sit down. There’s rumors of him doing pretty nasty stuff)
Patrick: What kinds of nasty stuff, Grugg?
Grugg: gruggrugrug (i don’t know, nobody knows. but i think there’s only one way to find out for sure…)
Patrick: You don’t mean…
Grugg: grugg. (yep.)
Babba: babbababa! (road trip!)
Patrick: Well I mean I’m not above stalking people.
(Cut to the five of them walking on foot into Bikini Bottom in cheap disguises)
Patrick: Good thing I got my disguise from the magic shop the other day. These fake nose and glasses are a real charm!
Grr: grrgrgrr (mine doesn’t even fit…)
Patrick: Oh, quit your whining, we’re nearly there.
(Up ahead, they see the Krusty Krab)
Grr: grr! (land ho!)
Rrarrg: rrarrg… rrarrarrararrg (wait… i think someone's coming out)
(zoom in to the krusty krab; mr krabs comes out and looks around until he finally comes out with a big sack)
Patrick: What's he doing with that sack?
Babba: bababababbbaa (probably smuggling weed or something)
Patrick: BRUH
(a car pulls up to the krusty krab and krabs puts the sack in the trunk; the car drives away)
Patrick: a car?
Babba: babbbababbaaba (very interesting… we should follow it)
Patrick: I don’t see why not.
(the gang all follow the car, but quickly get tired)
Patrick: I think we need a faster way to travel.
(cut to them on a tandem bike)
Patrick: Good thing this bad boy was on sale.
(they eventually see the car and pull up to it; they find themselves in an area full of hangars)
Grr: grrgrr (wonder what they’re doing here)
Grugg: gruggrgrgrgurg (let's take a closer look)
(they notice a hangar that's slightly open; they walk to it and peek in)
(zoom in to find mr krabs with the sack and another guy)
Mr. Krabs: I bet you can take good care of him. Until well, you know.
Guy: (laughs) so how much was it? 50 bucks?
Mr Krabs: Actually it was 52 bucks.
Guy: ah right.
(the guy pays mr krabs and he gives the guy the sack)
Mr. Krabs: pleasure doing business with you.
Guy: You too.
(mr. krabs comes over to the entrance)
Patrick: quick! Hide!
(the 5 scatter)
(mr. krabs leaves the silo; pan up to see all 5 of them on the roof)
(mr krabs drives away)
Patrick: I wonder what he meant by "take good care of him".
(short silence)
Patrick: Wait a minute, I know this from somewhere.. Just give me a minute uh…. Hold on, I know what it is.
(grugg looks bored)
Patrick: i know what it is just… just give me a second i-
Grugg: gruggrggrgrgrug! (he's commiting human trafficking!)
Patrick: oh, I thought he was just selling weed.
(Grugg sighs)
Patrick: so… what do we do now?
Babba: babababbaba! (we should call the police!)
Patrick: Great idea!
(transition to next scene; slow zoom in to police office)
Patrick: And we saw krabs and this guy and… and… the sack…
Officer: Look big fella, i don't have all day just tell me what happened.
Patrick: uh… Okay…
(patrick clears his throat)
Patrick: We saw Mr. Krabs coming out of the krusty krab with this big sack and he put it in a car and we followed him over to this interesting place and we saw him sell the sack to another guy for 52 bucks!
Officer: So you're telling me he sold weed?
Grugg: gruggrggrug! Gruggrgrgrgrgrugrgrgrugr… (That's what we thought too! But then we looked further into it and realized it was even worse…)
Officer: that being?
Patrick: uh….. Hold on, it's on the tip of my tongue… Uh just give me… a moment… Um…
(the police officer looks bored)
Patrick: uh… Hold on. Hold on. It's getting to me….. Oh yeah! Human trafficking.
(the officer takes a sip of coffee and immediately spits it out)
(he laughs)
Officer: Oh you. Yeah sure someone like Mr. Krabs would commit human trafficking! (chuckles). Look, I'm sure whatever he did was bad, but if there is no evidence then he didn't do it. 
Babba: bababababababa! Babababa? (But we saw it with our own eyes! Isn't that good enough?)
Officer: Nope, you gotta get some evidence or else you're lying. And lying can put you in jail. For a long long while.
(Babba groans)
Patrick: Welp, I know what we gotta do now, boys.
(Bubble transition to later that night at the Krusty Krab)
Rrarrg: rrarrararg (do you really think that Mr. Krabs would strike twice in one day?)
Patrick: (shrugs) Can’t hurt to at least try.
Rrarrg: rrarrg (fair enough)
(Just then, they see a crablike shadowy figure enter the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: It’s him again! I told you!
Grr: grrrgrr (doesn’t seem very practical…)
(They all look in the window to see that Mr. Krabs is doing exactly what he was doing earlier; he has the same sack, only this time the sack is wiggling)
Patrick: That doesn’t seem right…
Grugg: gruggrugggrugg (he’s trying to escape! We need to help him!)
(Grr then calls the police)
Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what’s your emergency?
Grr: grrgrrrgrr (We saw someone committing human trafficking at the krusty krab! Come quick)
Dispatcher: Huh? We’ll be there right away, sir, don’t move!
Patrick: Good call, Grr.
(cut to inside the krusty krab)
Mr. Krabs: (mumbling) come on get down you little…
(police sirens)
Mr. Krabs: Oh shit!
Officer: We have you surrounded! Do not move!
(The person in the bag then manages to escape. Mr. Krabs tries to capture him again, but falls to the ground)
Mr. Krabs: God damn it! I better make my escape quick.
(mr. krabs opens one of the floorboards and jumps down there; he then closes the floorboard)
(the police then come inside the krusty krab; they look surprised)
(shot of the victim near the empty sack)
Victim: uh… hi.
Officer 2: he must've escaped.
Officer: Darn, better luck next time.
(the gang come over to the krusty krab)
(the officers come out)
Officer: sorry fellas but, we couldn't find 'em.
Patrick: barnacles!
Grugg: grugrgrggrgrurg (well, maybe next time.)
(transition to next scene; shot of the mountains)
(cut inside; the monsters are sitting on the couch and patrick is walking back and forth)
Patrick: He’s still out there somewhere. I hope the cops are investigating and stuff.
Babba: bababababbaba. Babababba! (he can't keep getting away with this. He's committing crimes!)
Grr: grrrgrrgrr? (where do you think he is now? The cops are probably onto him now.)
Patrick: I dunno. For all I know he could be anywhere!
(cut to the sewers; mr. krabs jumps down)
Mr. Krabs: hehe, now they'll never find me here. Now I just gotta find the right way out of here…
(mr. krabs walks in one direction and climbs a ladder)
(he pops out in the middle of the road)
Mr. Krabs: how convenient.
(mr. krabs goes back down and tries another ladder)
(this time he pops out near a prison and immediately goes back down)
Mr. Krabs: there's gotta be a way out somewhere…
(mr. krabs climbs another ladder and ends up in a bathroom)
Mr. Krabs: where am i?
(mr. krabs goes out of the bathroom and finds out it's an arcade)
Mr. Krabs: ooh, plenty of people to sell here! Just mindless souls wasting their money on cheap entertainment… (chuckles)
(mr. krabs spots a switch)
Mr. Krabs: hehehe….
(he turns off the light and suddenly everyone in the arcade wonders what's going on)
(mr. krabs laughing and people screaming and being put into sacks can be heard)
(mr. krabs then tries to leave but hits the wall)
Mr. Krabs: oh! Stupid wall…
(he leaves the arcade)
(cut to the mountains)
Patrick: If I was mr. Krabs, where would I be…
Rrarrg: rrararararrag? (maybe at the krusty krab?)
Patrick: no, he was already there…
Grr: grgrgrgrgrg? (the chum bucket?)
Grugg: grugrggrgrgrug. (it's closed on thursdays.)
Grr: gr (oh)
Patrick: Maybe he's at Squidward's! No wait he moved…
Babba: babababababab? (how about his own house?)
(everyone else laughs)
Patrick: Come on babba! Everyone knows that's too obvious!
Babba: abbabababa (well we could try)
Patrick: Oh fine, whatever.
(cut to mr. krabs going to his house; he enters and he goes down to his root beer cellar and throws the sack in there)
(the people he kidnapped start running around until mr. krabs whips them)
Mr. Krabs: ALRIGHT YOU BLASTED BARNACLE HEADS. You sit here until I get a deal with someone! Understand?!
(the people nod)
Mr. Krabs: good.
(he closes the cellar and locks it)
(he then goes outside and finds the gang at his door)
Mr. Krabs: ahoy laddies! What are you doing staying up late?
Patrick: You tell me. What are YOU doing tonight?
Mr. Krabs: Well, I was just heading to the bar with my friends.
Patrick: Oh yeah?
Mr. Krabs: yeah. You calling me a liar?
Patrick: Yes.
Mr. Krabs: Well then, I guess I shall be going.
(mr. krabs walks past them)
(police sirens)
Mr. Krabs: uh oh.
Officer: STAND RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! WE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
Mr. Krabs: you'll never take me alive!
(he tries to run but trips on a rock)
Mr. Krabs: STUPID ROCK!
(he kicks the rock and wails in pain)
(he gets cuffed)
Mr. Krabs: But I didn't do anything!
Officer 2: tell it to the judge, krabby.
(the 2 officers approach the gang)
Officer: Well fellas, thanks for proving mr. krabs' crimes.
Patrick: you're welcome!
Officer 2: Now how about we let the hostages out?
(they come inside and try to open the root beer cellar)
(eventually they break it open and the hostages run out of the cellar and mr. krabs' house)
Babba: bababababa! (all's well that ends well!)
(the officers go back to their car and the gang goes back home)
(officer 1 goes to the car to close the door)
Officer: huh?
(shot of empty seat)
Officer: Oh no.
(cut to mr. krabs running away)
Mr. Krabs: Well, I wasn't able to profit enough to retire, but at least I made some big dough! (laughs)
(Mr. Krabs runs in to the airport)
(he goes to the checking section thingy)
Mr. Krabs: One trip to Pyongyang, please.
Lobby person: Alrighty then. Your passport?
(Mr. Krabs hands the person a fake ID)
Lobby person: This doesn’t quite look like you, sir.
(Mr. Krabs gives him some cash, and the lobby person nods and lets it slide)
(Cut to Mr. Krabs on a flight to North Korea)
Mr. Krabs: Ohh, there goes me savings from me gig. I was never going to use that!
Speaker: We are now in Pyongyang, North Korea. Please get off of the airplane.
Mr. Krabs: There’s my stop!
(Everyone starts heading out of the plane, and Mr. Krabs waddles out of the plane)
Mr. Krabs: (looks around) Yep, Pyongyang.
(Mr. Krabs pulls out a map, and walks away from the scene, ending the episode)
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