Annoying Orange: Mommy and Me/Transcript

Orange:
Bap, ba, ba, bap, ba, ba, bap ba bap pow
Bap, ba, ba, bap, ba, ba, bap, bored!
Yam:
Whoa~~
Orange: Oh, hot potato!
Yam: Potato, no, you got me confused with somebody else!
Orange: Huh, huh, I knew you would show up sooner or tator!
Yam: No Yam!
Orange: Yam what?
Yam: No Yam!
Orange: Yam what?
Yam: Yam!!
Orange: Yam what?
Yam: Yam! I am a Yam and that’s all that I am.
Orange: Oh, I am what I am too! [laughs]
Yam: Seriously! What is wrong with you! Were you born like this or what?
Orange: 
Huh, I don’t know. Maybe you should ask my mom. Hey, hey Mom!
Orange's Mom: If I told you once I’ve told you a thousands times! Hay is for horses! [they both laughed]
Yam: RRRGH!!!
Orange and Orange's Mom: You’re not laughing!
[cut to title]
Orange's Mom: And then I said: “Drive you bananas?” But I don’t even know how to get there!
[They laughed]
Yam: [annoyed] Uugh!
Orange: You know, we sure have a lot of good times together Mom!
Orange's Mom: Oh, like that day we had a yodeling contest? Yodalie Yodalie Yodalie Yodalie Yodalie
Orange and Orange's Mom: Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie,
Yam: HEY! HEY GUYS!
Orange and Orange's Mom: Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie, Yodalie,
Orange and Orange's Mom: Heee, whooooo!
[he and his mother laughs again]
Yam: Hey! Hey Hey, turn it down over there!
Orange: Geez! What’s he "yammering" about? (laughs)
Orange's Mom: Duh! He’s "rooting" for me!
[they laugh]
Yam: [groans] Would you two, be quiet?!
Orange's Mom: Hey! Hey Orange! Remember that book I used to read you? Green Eggs and "Yam"?
[Orange and his mother laughs]
Yam: Rrrrgh!
Orange: Remember when you taught me to ride that bike? I think it was a "Yam-aha"!
[Orange and his mother laughs agaiiiiiiiiin]
Orange's Mom: Ya, and you said....
Orange: Look, Ma, no hands!
Orange and Orange's Mom: Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!
Yam: RRRRGH!
[They still nya nya-ing]
=== Yam: BE QUIET!!!! ===
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!
[Yam]
SHUT UUUUUP!
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya!!
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
(laughs)
[Yam]
OH, MY GOD, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUP!
[Annoying Orange's Mom]
Geez! Is he always like this?
[Annoying Orange]
I don’t know, I just met the guy, but he does seem a little?
[Annoying Orange's Mom]
Yam a lam-a-ding-dong?
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
(laughs)
[Yam]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
[Annoying Orange]
Whoa! Well he sure ain’t a sweet potato!
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
(laughs)
[Annoying Orange]
Hey, hey Yam?
[Yam]
Not listening, go away!
[Annoying Orange]
Hey, hey Yam – hey?
[Annoying Orange's Mom]
Hey, Yam, we’re over here!
[Annoying Orange] Hey, Yam? Can you hear me!
[Annoying Orange's Mom]
Hey, Yam,
[Annoying Orange]
Yam?
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[Yam]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
[Yam]
What?!!!
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
KNIFE!
[Human Cuts Yam]
[Yam]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[Annoying Orange]
See. Mom, I told you there is never a dull moment around here.
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[Annoying Orange's Mom]
That’s why I said: “Never play with knifes.”
[Annoying Orange's Mom and Annoying Orange]
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[Mother Knife]
What on earth are you doing?
[Son Knife] Oh, mom! I didn’t mean too!
[Mother Knife]
Don’t you, Mom me, I thought I raised you to be sharper than that!
[Annoying Orange]
Whoa, it’s like everybody and their mother showed up!
[Annoying Orange]
Ha, ha, ha,
[Annoying Orange's Mom]
Ya, we carpooled.
[Car-Pool]
Happy Mother’s Day!
[Annoying Orange]
Wow!
Midget Apple: Here, you go Mom!
Midget Apple's Mom: Ah, you shouldn’t have! Goodness gracious, I’m so proud of my little guy!
[Little Apple]
Ohh, I love you Mom!
[Annoying Orange]
Hey, what's the matter, Marshmallow? Didn’t your mom, make it?
[Marshmallow] 
I don’t know where my mommy is.
[Unicorn]
(appears)
[Marshmallow]
Yeeaaa, Mommy!
[Annoying Orange]
Huh?
[Marshmallow]
Let’s go ride the rainbows! Whhheeeeeee!
[Little Apple]
Well, that actually explains a lot!
[Everyone]
(laughs)
[Kitchen Carnage]
[Annoying Orange]
Hey it’s fluffy face!
[Marshmallow] Yay, I love unicorns!
[Annoying Orange] Hey, look! It's Toe-may-toe! (laughs)
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