Lucifer Thornton: Stardust Crusaders - Chapter 1

-Lucifer wakes up in his childhood bedroom in Manchester, England, Earth-579V, to the ringtone on his phone blaring-
LUCIFER: Hello? Who is this?
???: Hello Lucifer, long time no see.
LUCIFER: SHITTTT. JOSEPH JOESTAR??? I have not spoken to you in yearsss
JOSEPH: Yeah, well, uh, can i ask you a favour
LUCIFER: Yeah anything
JOSEPH: So im currently in a submarine off the coast of Egypt..
LUCIFER: Random but okay.. im listening
JOSEPH: Can you be in Egypt in like an hour. and help me find a building. then you can leave if you want.
LUCIFER: Yeah sure. When i get there, explain.
JOSEPH: Absolutely
-Lucifer gets ready, says goodbye to his grandpa, and begins to fly to Egypt-
-45 Minutes Later-
LUCIFER: What the fuck happened to this girl? Her teeth are all fucked up.
-Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jotaro Kujo, Jean Pierre Polnareff and Mohammed Avdol swim out from beneath the sea
JOSEPH: Ah, you made it.
LUCIFER: Yeah.. What happened to her?
JOSEPH: Oh thats the result of our stands. Only stand users can see them, so you cant. We are only fighting stand users in these battles, but i trust your senses and powers to me able to put up a pretty good fight. To prove you cannot see our stands, we shall all call them out.
-They all call out they're stands-
LUCIFER: Slight issue Joseph.. I can see them. Yours is like a purple stripy thing. Him with the funky silver hair, he has like a knight (i rate it fella). Dude with the pink hair has like a green stringy fella. Fella with the bandana. what the fuck. he has like a half bird hald man type of thing. and kid in the middle has some buff purple dude. kid looks kinda like you joseph
ALL: YOU'RE A STAND USER??
LUCIFER: Oh yeah i have one. it just comes out though. i dont really know how to get it out.
JOSEPH: Let me check something. Now im sure you will be able to withstand it if not, but if this works your stand should come out automatically. Remember the feeling when it comes out and try to replicate said feeling. That should summon it whenever you need. Avdol.
AVDOL: MAGICIAN'S RED: CROSS FIRE HURRICANEEE
-Suddenly, a figure slightly resembling Star Platinum, appears behind Lucifer, throwing out his hands and absorbing the flames into spheres in his hands, before shooting them straight back at Magician's Red. The stand moves forward with incredible speed and begins to throw punches similar to Jotaro's Star Platinum, and Dio's The World.-
UNKNOWN STAND: Hangeki, Hangeki, HANGEKI, HANGEKI, HANGEKI.
JOSEPH: CALL IT BACK. CALL IT BACK.
LUCIFER: I have done. I have done.
JOSEPH: That stand was very similar to Jotaro's ability.
LUCIFER: Who is that?
JOSEPH: My grandson.
LUCIFER: YOU ARE A GRANDAD.. You must have carried on practising Hamon, huh
JOSEPH: Damn right.
LUCIFER: Avdol was it? That was pretty scary. It burnt my shirt off, which kinda sucks. 
JOSEPH: I'm sorry Lucifer, but we are so far away from a town or city, you will have to wait until the Speedwagon foundation arrives. I'll get them to bring you a shirt.
LUCIFER: Eh, its alright. Main characters never sunburn, so its no rush.
-Lucifer turns around to reveal a star shaped birthmark on the back of his left shoulder. The rest stare at mark in disbelief, now understanding the fast pace punching ability his Stand possesses-
JOTARO+JOSEPH: YOU'RE... YOU'RE A JOESTAR?!?