Slender Man vs The Rake

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Slender Man vs The Rake is the pilot installment of Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta and the first episode of Season 1. This battle features the faceless horror king, Slender Man, against the mysterious stalker, The Rake. It was released on October 15th, 2013, but was deleted by Matthew for reasons of negative criticism about The Rake's fantasticness.
== Cast ==
=== Rappers ===
Matthew Thomas as Slender Man and The Rake (body actor)
Ivo Hora as The Rake (voice actor)
== Lyrics ==
=== Slender Man: ===
Ha! Slender Man here, just in time to static your ass
I’m playing with children, you’re just a thing in the past
You’re The Rake? Wow, so much fun here stick!
You’re always naked with nothing, but I have a Slender dick
You stole my way to stalk, your story’s outrageous,
How about you step inside my game to find my 8 pages?
I’m Slender Man, the best stalker in the universe,
You're always second, but me? I’m always first!
=== The Rake: ===
Yo! I’m The Rake, I'm great, all you need is a break,
I’m better than a faceless suit wearing bitch for god sake.
I am popular, I was even on the fucking news,
And you stole my idea, you should be sued
You’re just a mannequin, I’m every kids nightmare,
I have a mouth that grows slowly, you won’t think it’s fair
Oh, you have clothes? Well at least I have a face,
Let’s play a new game, it’s called the death race!
=== Slender Man: ===
I found you! This is a great night to play Hide n’ Seek,
Your story was written by a drugged up creep
The videos for investigation? I bet they’re fake,
Now excuse me, I have to scare a shit named The Rake!
=== The Rake: ===
Let me stomp this “horror” so we can finish this off,
When I was reading your story, I got bored, then coughed
After 2 verses of your crap, I’ve finally had it!
Now let me finish off this battle by making your screen static!
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who won?
Slender Man
The Rake
</poll>