Wasteland: The Musical

Wasteland: The Musical is a single-stage overseer quest .
==Walkthrough==
There are only human enemies on this quest, some of which are avoidable. When you come across the Brotherhood of Steel members, you can choose the first option to avoid a fight. When you come across the doo-wop singers, you cannot avoid a fight. Defeating them will drop the doo-wop singer outfit and greaser outfit. 
The Children of Atom members are also a guaranteed fight and will drop a kitchen knife upon defeat. The woman singing Giulio Cesare has a republic robe in the same room. The Institute Synths are an avoidable fight if you select the first option, and will yield an advanced Institute jumper. Lastly, the pair of raiders are also an avoidable fight if you select the first option, and will yield a sturdy raider armor either way.
==Dialogue==
Opening message 	Dweller response 	Character response
♪ Stop right there, hold your fire ♪ ♪ It's all for the greater good! ♪
♪ Don't despair, get inspired ♪ ♪ And come join the Brotherhood! ♪
♪ Clad in steel, hard and strong ♪ ♪ Don't fear us yet? You should! ♪
♪ If you feel you don't belong ♪ ♪ Come and join the Brotherhood! ♪	♪ What an offer, how to say no? ♪ But not right now, I've got to go! ♪ 	♪ Don't worry, we're all good ♪ ♪ We'll be in the neighborhood! ♪
♪ Stop right there, hold your fire ♪ ♪ It's all for the greater good! ♪
♪ Don't despair, get inspired ♪ ♪ And come join the Brotherhood! ♪
♪ Clad in steel, hard and strong ♪ ♪ Don't fear us yet? You should! ♪
♪ If you feel you don't belong ♪ ♪ Come and join the Brotherhood! ♪	♪ And what if my long-lost parents ♪ Say, just happened to be mutants? ♪ 	♪ Then we're sorry, you're no good ♪ ♪ We'd kill you twice if twice we could! ♪
♪ Doo-wop-wop, that's our song ♪ ♪ Don't you dare to sing along! ♪
♪ Others have tried before you ♪ ♪ We turned them to barbecue! ♪
♪ Rama Lama Ding Ding Dong ♪ Sing our song and you'll be gone ♪
♪ We are baddies, yes that's true ♪ ♪ Sing our song and we'll kill you! ♪	♪ I don't even know your song ♪ Can't we all just get along? ♪ 	♪ That is something we can't do ♪ ♪ Now we'll turn you into stew! ♪
♪ Doo-wop-wop, that's our song ♪ ♪ Don't you dare to sing along! ♪
♪ Others have tried before you ♪ ♪ We turned them to barbecue! ♪
♪ Rama Lama Ding Ding Dong ♪ Sing our song and you'll be gone ♪
♪ We are baddies, yes that's true ♪ ♪ Sing our song and we'll kill you! ♪	♪ Lovely jacket, where'd you get it? ♪ Was it from a homeless guy? ♪ 	♪ Now you've done it, prep a casket! ♪ ♪ You had your laugh, now you die! ♪
♪ Repent! Repent! ♪ ♪ Don't be a malcontent! ♪
♪ Atom's Love you can't prevent ♪ ♪ So don't lament, repent! ♪
♪ Relent! Consent ♪ ♪ To let his glow cement ♪
♪ Your broken soul lost in torment ♪ ♪ Repent! Repent! ♪	♪ Even with the best intent ♪ I have no sins to present! ♪ 	♪ Sinners will try to circumvent ♪ ♪ But in the end they all repent! ♪
♪ Repent! Repent! ♪ ♪ Don't be a malcontent! ♪
♪ Atom's Love you can't prevent ♪ ♪ So don't lament, repent! ♪
♪ Relent! Consent ♪ ♪ To let his glow cement ♪
♪ Your broken soul lost in torment ♪ ♪ Repent! Repent! ♪	♪ Okay, let's say that I repent ♪ Just for the sake of argument ♪ 	♪ To Atom you will represent ♪ ♪ Say hi to Him on your ascent! ♪
♪ Priva son d'ogni conforto ♪ e pur speme di morire ♪From Act I, Scene 1 of the Italian opera Giulio Cesare by George Frideric Handel.	Uh... Okay? 	Oops, sorry. Wrong production.
♪ Don't mind us, we're not there ♪ We're not here nor anywhere ♪ ♪ We're the In-sti-tute! ♪
♪ In secret our plans proceed ♪ Mankind Redefined indeed! ♪ ♪ Fear does not com-pute! ♪
♪ Until the science gets done ♪ And a new age has begun ♪ ♪ We'll be re-so-lute! ♪
♪ In the meantime we'll lay low ♪ In our hidden base below. ♪ ♪ Hail the In-sti-tute! ♪	♪ How bizarre, I hear talking ♪ And yet I don't see a thing ♪ ♪ Pretty please, don't shoot! ♪	♪ Isn't science wonderful? ♪ Makes us great and powerful! ♪ ♪ Accept no sub-sti-tutes! ♪
♪ Don't mind us, we're not there ♪ We're not here nor anywhere ♪ ♪ We're the In-sti-tute! ♪
♪ In secret our plans proceed ♪ Mankind Redefined indeed! ♪ ♪ Fear does not com-pute! ♪
♪ Until the science gets done ♪ And a new age has begun ♪ ♪ We'll be re-so-lute! ♪
♪ In the meantime we'll lay low ♪ In our hidden base below. ♪ ♪ Hail the In-sti-tute! ♪	♪ I'm sorry but I've got orders ♪ If I meet with any posers ♪ ♪ I must e-xe-cute! ♪ 	♪ It's okay, we understand ♪ You're but a rube from the Wasteland ♪ ♪ A moron and a brute! ♪
♪ Look here, my love, another prey ♪ To its own doom has found its way ♪
♪ But wait! Tell me, can this be true? ♪ ♪ That face, those eyes of baby blue? ♪
♪ Our long-lost child has been returned ♪ ♪ To help us make the wasteland burn! ♪
♪ Come on, young one, take our hand ♪ ♪ As we spread fear throughout the land! ♪	♪ My parents, I can't believe it! ♪ But to this I can't commit ♪ Maybe I could just visit? ♪ 	♪ I guess this is a new start ♪ Of our lives you're now part ♪ ♪ Always you'll be in our hearts! ♪
♪ Look here, my love, another prey ♪ To its own doom has found its way ♪
♪ But wait! Tell me, can this be true? ♪ ♪ That face, those eyes of baby blue? ♪
♪ Our long-lost child has been returned ♪ ♪ To help us make the wasteland burn! ♪
♪ Come on, young one, take our hand ♪ ♪ As we spread fear throughout the land! ♪	♪ I sought you far and wide ♪ But now your request is denied ♪ The Overseer is my guide! ♪ 	♪ We're sorry it must come to this ♪ Without so much as a kiss ♪ ♪ We send you back to the Abyss! ♪
==Quest stages==
==Gallery==
FoS Wasteland The Musical card.jpg|Requirements, objective, rewards and description
FoS Wasteland The Musical rewards.jpg|Rewards
==References==
Category:Fallout Shelter quests
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