John Carter/Transcript

Mars...
... so you name it,
and think that you know it.
The Red Planet.
No air, no life.
But you do not know Mars,
for its true name is Barsoom.
And it is not airless,
nor is it dead.
But it is dying.
The city of Zodanga saw to that.
Zodanga, the predator city...
... moving, devouring...
... draining Barsoom
of energy and life.
Only the great city of Helium
dared resist, stood strong...
... matched Zodanga
airship for airship...
... holding fast for a thousand years.
Until one day
the ruler of Zodanga...
... became cornered
in a sandstorm.
And everything changed.
I need clean lights!
Full loft, aye!
Full loft!
Intensity full!
- Hard turn! Come about!
- Facing new plot!
No time!
Hard turn now!
There!
- Shadow!
- Shadow!
Death to Helium!
Being a fool is a great luxury,
Sab Than.
Get up.
Who... what are you?
We serve the Goddess.
And she has chosen you
to receive this w*apon.
Do as we command and
you will rule all of Barsoom.
With none to defy you.
And nothing to stand in your way.
Ma'am.
Ten words a minimum.
That's 50 cents,
unless you want special delivery.
Special delivery it is.
Name of sender?
Carter.
John Carter.
Croton-on-Hudson!
- Mr. Burroughs?
- Yes.
I'm Thompson,
Captain Carter's butler.
Sir, I'm afraid I bring sad tidings.
Mr. Burroughs, Noah Dalton,
your uncle's attorney.
My deepest sympathies.
His death came
as a shock to all of us.
He was a model
of health and vigor.
He just dropped dead
in his study...
... not five minutes after sending
word for me and the doctor.
When I arrived,
he was already gone.
The man never stopped digging.
All over the world.
No soon he started digging
one hole, then he was off to Java...
... or the Orkney Islands
to dig another.
He said it was pure research...
... but it always seemed to me
like he was looking for something.
Oh, and God grant me
he's found it now.
Every inch a cavalry man,
to the very end.
Mother always said that Jack
never really came back from the w*r.
That it was only his body
that went west.
He used to tell me
the most wondrous stories.
I'd like to pay my respects.
You won't find a keyhole.
Thing only opens
from the inside.
He insisted.
No embalming,
an open coffin, no funeral.
You don't acquire the kind of
wealth your uncle commanded...
... by being like the rest of us, huh?
Come, let's go inside.
"And lastly, I hereby direct...
... that my estate shall be
held in trust for 25 years...
... the income to benefit
my beloved nephew...
... Edgar Rice Burroughs...
... at the end of which term
the principal will revert to him."
In full.
Of course I always adored him,
but it's been so long.
Why me?
He never offered an explanation,
I never asked him for one.
It was his private journal.
He was most explicit that you...
... and only you,
would read its contents.
Now, you might possibly find
some kind of explanation in here.
I'll leave you now.
Again... my condolences.
My dear Edgar...
... I remember how
I used to take you on my knee...
... and tell you wild tales...
... which you always did me
the great courtesy of believing.
Now you are grown.
Time and space have parted us...
... but I reach out
across that distance...
... to that same wide-eyed boy...
... and ask him
to believe me once more.
This wild tale
begins 13 years ago...
... in the Arizona Territory...
... between the Pinaleno Mountains
and the backside of hell.
Fort Grant Outpost, 1868
Ah...
Coming to load up on spider bait.
No more, Carter.
Is there a problem, Mr. Dix?
Yes, you're a g*dd*mn loon!
I done took all your money, Carter.
Your tab's $100 in arrears.
I'll pay...
This old Yavapai I met
said he'd seen a cave...
No. Stop! Not one more word
about your cave of gold.
Oh, now, now.
Show some respect!
It's the evil spider cave of gold.
You're cut off, Carter.
Now get on home.
Now, I do believe...
... he done told you
to get on out of here.
I'll leave when these bags are full.
I found that two days ago
up by Bonita.
That ought to cover my tab
and then some.
Beans.
The first item is beans.
John Carter?
Your presence
is requested up at the fort.
I suggest you come peaceably.
Do you, now?
You are a difficult man to find,
Captain John Carter.
First Virginia Cavalry...
... Army of Northern Virginia...
... Confederate States of America.
I'm Colonel Powell.
Welcome to the 7th Cavalry
of the United States...
Excellent horseman.
Fine swordsman.
Decorated six times, including
the Southern Cross of Honor.
At Five Forks, the company under
your command nearly turned the tide.
In short, a born fighter.
And in the eyes of Uncle Sam...
... a necessary man for the defense
of the Arizona Territory.
No.
Son, we are up to
our chinstraps in Apaches.
Ain't my concern.
I believe it is your concern, Captain.
Folks are being att*cked
in their own homes. Slain.
You started it.
You finish it.
You've gone native, have you?
Apaches can go to hell, too.
We're nothing but a warring
species, and I want no part of it.
You're a cavalry man.
That makes you valuable
to our country and our cause.
Colonel Powell, sir...
... whatever it is
you suppose I owe you...
... our country or any
other beloved cause...
... I have already paid.
I have paid in full, sir.
So let me tell you what I will do.
I will break me out of this cell.
I will claim my gold
and get filthy rich.
Rich enough to buy your flat,
righteous blue behind...
... just so I can kick it all day long.
Captain, I'm finding it difficult
to reconcile the man...
... on this piece of paper
with the one I'm looking at.
Now, I suggest you find the
horse sense to accept my offer...
... before I give in
to my better judgment.
Private, the man stays in
the bull pit till further notice.
Yes, sir!
John?
John?
Sleepy-head.
Supper's waiting for you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
I gave you a bucket.
I ain't going to tell you again.
Use the...
- Colonel Powell!
- Argh!
Colonel Powell!
Colonel Powell!
Colonel Powell!
Sir, he stole your horse.
No.
Son of a...
Carter!
That's Domingo's band!
Shut your damn mouth, Corporal.
What's he saying, Carter?
What the hell's he saying now?
What the hell's he saying, Carter?
He's saying...
Carter!
Argh!
I thought you didn't care?
I don't!
Get up!
Come on.
Give me a g*n.
Give me a g*n!
I've got to look.
Cover me.
The spider.
This place sure ain't Apache.
It sure ain't.
Gold.
Carter!
Right behind you!
Carter!
Ock ohem ocktei...
... wies.
Barsoom.
- What?
- Barsoom.
Barsoom?
Oh, gee!
What the...
No, no, no!
What...
Where the hell am I?
What the...
All right.
You've got me.
I surrender.
Jeddak.
- Jeddak?
- Jeddak.
Tars Tarkas
Tars Tarkas?
Captain John Carter, Virginia.
Vorginia.
Vorginia!
No.
My name is John Carter.
I'm from Virginia.
Virginia.
Sack...
Sack.
Sack.
Yes, sir.
Virginia... Virginia.
What is this place?
Where am I?
Where is my damn gold?
Where on Earth am I?
Barsoom, a world on the brink.
For Zodanga's new power threatens
to destroy our city of Helium.
And if Helium falls,
so does Barsoom.
Rubbish.
Goddess, help me, I'm hopeless.
I always come on too strong.
Your Highness.
My Jeddak.
My Jeddak.
After years of tireless research,
I present to you...
... the answer.
I hope.
- My Jeddak, after years of...
- I'm sorry, Princess.
The presentation will have to wait.
- Father, what's happened?
- Dejah!
I know the terms set by Sab Than.
What I want to know
is can we afford to reject them?
Admiral Kantos Kan.
The eastern border is a wasteland.
Sab Than has b*rned
through our defenses...
... and the border folk
will be massacred.
Our best troops and fleetest ships
are proven less than useless...
... and now comes word that
our last remaining squadron...
... has been lost.
Helium is lost.
My people.
I have failed them all.
No, my Jeddak, you haven't!
Forgive me, my lady,
but you have not seen this w*apon.
It radiates the most intense,
baleful...
... blue light.
When I read our reports
on Sab Than's w*apon, I knew.
Somehow that idiotic brute
had discovered it first.
Discovered what?
The Ninth Ray.
Unlimited power.
Sab Than only
uses it for slaughter.
But think of what Helium might
accomplish with such power.
Transform the deserts,
restore the seas.
Is this what you saw, Kantos?
It's starting to look very close.
Give it time.
It will work.
Everyone, leave us.
Dejah, ever since
you were a little girl...
... you've always met the
expectations placed on you.
It's Sab's terms.
What are they?
He will spare Helium...
... if you accept
his hand in marriage.
No!
He is a monster!
You must refuse him!
He's already on his way here.
But all of my work...
I just need a little more time.
- Dejah!
- How can you...
- You can't just bow down to Zodanga!
- A wedding will save the city.
Perhaps, but it could
lose you Barsoom.
Dejah!
With no one to stop Zodanga,
it will be the beginning of the end!
- We do not have the luxury...
- You are the Jeddak of Helium!
You must find another way!
There is no other way!
If there were, I would risk
anything to seize it.
This is the chance
we have been given.
Perhaps it is the will
of the Goddess.
No.
It is your will.
So when I was little, and we
would look up at the stars...
... and you would tell me of the heroes
whose glory was written in the sky.
How there was a star
up there for me.
Is this what you imagined
would be written on it?
My Jeddak.
Sab Than's corsair
approaches the city.
They signal for permission to land.
Granted.
And let us prepare ourselves
for a wedding.
I have destroyed the device,
Matai Shang.
She was on the verge of discovery.
All is in place.
They will consent to the wedding.
Keep close watch over her.
We don't want anything
to interfere with our next move.
What happened to you?
Virginia...
Wait, wait, wait!
What's in that stuff?
Easy.
Nice monster dog.
How the hell did you...
Quit it!
Stop it!
You k*lled him with one blow.
I...
Wait.
I understood you.
What have you done?
Get off!
Get off him!
How did this happen?
Who is to blame?
Woola.
Do that again and I...
Enough!
There is no room
for another mark, Sola.
Your next offense
will be your last.
You will jump, Virginia.
Now.
Jeddak!
Fliers!
You are the stones, the sand!
Sir, they continue
to ignore our signals.
Enough! I've been patient.
I will not be mocked.
Let them die!
If that's how you plan
to treat your future bride...
... it's no wonder she ran from you.
Dejah Thoris must live.
In range, sir.
You need only cr*pple the ship.
A pulse to the radium drive
will be sufficient.
Quick, clean, and precise.
Jeddak, shall we destroy her?
No.
We need only cr*pple her.
Now bring us around.
Zodanga.
- Helium.
- Helium.
Helium.
Zodanga.
They are the red flag,
Helium the blue.
Zodanga's winning the w*r...
... but I say let red men k*ll
red men until only Tharks remain.
That don't look like a fair fight.
Zodanga never fights fair.
Where is she?
My Jeddak, that's all of them.
She can't have just
vanished into thin air.
- Check the dead.
- We have, sire.
Then check them again.
To the bridge, now!
Look out!
She's a human!
Sola!
Who is that?
I bet Virginia.
Beg your pardon, ma'am.
If you'll kindly
just stand behind me.
This might get dangerous.
Or maybe I ought
to get behind you.
You let me know
when it gets dangerous.
No.
Take him alive.
What's the point of having this
thing if I don't get to use it?
Leave him!
What are you?
You aren't red man
nor quite white ape!
No matter.
You can still bleed like...
Tharks!
Fire!
I surrender.
You may take me c*ptive.
Prepare to turn about!
Did I not tell you he could jump?
Oh, my God.
Let go!
Bad dog!
You are ugly,
but you are beautiful.
And you fight like a Thark.
You lost your wager.
You must pay.
Jeddak of the Tharks.
I am Dejah Thoris...
... regent of the Royal Helium
Academy of Science.
- My research vessel...
- Your share of the spoils.
- Sola, tend to Virginia's property.
- Yes, my Jeddak!
You know once Sab Than
has conquered us...
... he will turn
his w*apon upon you!
I know that Zodanga has
found a way to defeat you...
... and now you seek a mighty
w*apon of your own.
But Virginia fights for us!
He will fight the Torquas
in the south.
The Warhoon in the north...
... and he will be called
Dotar Sojat...
... my right arms!
No.
I don't fight for anyone.
Virginia, reject this honor...
... and I cannot guarantee
the safety of your red girl.
I... am...
... Dotar Sojat!
To the plunder!
w*r is a shameful thing.
Not when a noble cause is taken up
by those who can make a difference.
You made a difference
today, Virginia.
Okay.
See, my name is John Carter.
Virginia is where I'm from.
Where did you learn
to jump that way?
I don't know.
How did you learn to fly?
Your ships cannot sail
on light in Virginia?
No, Professor.
See, our ships sail the seas.
Endless water everywhere.
- Skeletal structure normal.
- What are you doing?
Must be the density
of your bones.
- Jump for me.
- Enough!
There will be time
for playfulness later.
I want no playfulness from him.
I want his help.
Explain to me how you do it.
If it's a skill, teach it to Helium.
- Name your price.
- I'm not for hire.
I've got a cave of gold of my own.
Somewhere.
Only a madman would rave
about the time of oceans.
Is that your expert view?
- I'm mad?
- Or a liar.
She is a good match for you,
Dotar Sojat.
Don't call me that.
There are no seas on the planet.
You said "planet."
Sun, then Rasoom.
Mercury.
Then Cosoom.
Venus.
Then Earth... us.
That is Jasoom.
You are on Barsoom, John Carter.
Mars.
I'm on Mars?
Good God.
I'm on Mars.
So, now home is Jasoom...
... and you came on one
of your sailing ships...
... across millions
of karads of empty space?
No.
Not like that.
Go on, shock me.
How?
That brought me here.
Oh.
Well, that explains
everything, then.
- It does?
- Yes.
You're a Thern...
... and you simply wish
to return to your rightful place.
Isn't that it?
Yes.
Then let's sort this out right now.
Come along!
Where are you going?
To your temple.
No.
No, you cannot enter here.
It is forbidden!
You are not Thark!
Woola, stay!
Dotar Sojat.
It is forbidden.
It is forbidden!
Well, you speak for the Goddess.
What does she say?
You called me a Thern.
Is that what she is?
No, she is Issus.
Therns are holy messengers
of the Goddess.
In the time of oceans, they
walked among us, guiding us.
We must not offend.
Let us go.
There's some kind
of writing up there.
- Can you read it?
- It's old scripture.
There it is again.
- What's it mean?
- Don't rush me.
"Those who seek
the solace of eternity...
... may journey down the river
through the sacred Gates of Iss...
... and find everlasting peace...
... in the bosom of Issus."
The Gates of Iss.
What if I could take you there?
What if I didn't trust you?
Then we'd be even.
I can take you to the Gates,
to the answers that you seek.
A way back to Jasoom.
- Earth.
- Earth.
It's the least I could do to repay
you for getting us out of here.
Assuming that you can.
Deal.
Go on.
You shake it.
As a sign of trust.
Good enough.
Now all I need to do is get
this medallion off Tars Tarkas.
Dotar Sojat?
Useless she-calot.
I told you.
It is forbidden.
What in the name
of Issus is going on?
Issus has been profaned.
We found this one and the red
wench plotting in the temple.
In the temple?
How did they get...
Sola led them there.
Sola tried to stop us.
I meant no disrespect
to your goddess, Tars.
I'm just trying to get home.
Your right arms were planning
to rob you of the medallion...
... and use it to commit greater
blasphemy down the River Iss.
They must all die in the arena.
How could you do this?
I spared your life.
I made you Dotar Sojat
yet her life means nothing to you.
You knew... you knew she had
no room for another mark.
Now Sola will die
because of you.
She's your daughter, isn't she?
Who told you that?
Call it a father's intuition.
A Thark has no parent
but the horde.
But how do you know?
Her mother kept her egg...
... and Sola is the last flicker
of her ancient greatness.
You can't just stand here
and let her be k*lled.
Argh!
My right arms offend me.
I will cut them off.
No.
You must hurry.
I mean to release you.
I make one condition.
You take Sola with you
down the River Iss.
My Jeddak.
I'd rather you d*ed
in the arms of the Goddess...
... than as food
for wild banths in the arena.
Where you go, she goes.
What's gonna
happen to you, Tars?
Leave a Thark his head and
one hand and he may yet conquer.
Is it done, my Jeddak?
Tars Tarkas betrays us.
Woola!
You belong to him.
Woola would follow you
anywhere on Barsoom.
It's three days' ride.
Follow me.
What happened to this place?
Zodanga happened.
Sailing on light.
Still playing the madman?
Or the liar.
Keep moving!
We'll get there!
Why pursue this wedding
any longer? I've already won.
Not yet. You must aim past
the horizon, Sab Than.
To truly demoralize a nation requires
a public spectacle on the grandest scale.
Staging this wedding will ensure
your rule goes unchallenged.
If you insist.
If you cannot see the wisdom in that,
then we will find another who can.
Dotar Sojat.
Carter!
I do not think
she leads us to the Iss.
All right then, Sola.
Just play along.
What do you think I'd do once
I saw your city and not some river?
- What do you mean?
- Cluros and Thuria.
They should be
at our backs by now.
You lead us toward Helium!
Once we reach there...
... you would see for yourself
the virtue of our cause.
Everyone thinks their cause
is virtuous... Professor.
What are you doing?
No!
John Carter!
You can't!
I like this plan better.
Just wait.
She'll come around.
You mad fool!
You're not from Earth!
There are no Therns!
I only told you what you wanted
to hear so you'd get us out!
Stop!
I can't!
I cannot marry him!
Can't marry who?
The Zodangan Jeddak you fought.
Sab Than.
He offered a truce to my father
in exchange for my hand.
Your father?
Tardos Mors.
The Jeddak of Helium.
She is a princess!
A princess of Mars.
How about that?
A princess who didn't want
to get married, so she ran away.
No.
Is that all there is to the story?
No, I didn't run away!
- I escaped!
- From what, his breath?
So marry the guy
and save your people.
A life of oppression!
That's not living!
If you had the means
to save others...
... would you not take any
action possible to make it so?
No good will come out
of me fighting your w*r.
I would lay down
my life for Helium.
Yes, I ran away.
I was afraid...
... weak.
Maybe I should have married.
But I so feared that it would
somehow be the end of Barsoom.
I tell you truly,
John Carter of Earth...
... there are no Gates of Iss.
They are not real.
I'm sorry, Princess.
But this, this is real.
And so is my cave of gold.
Prudence demands
you take an escort.
No.
I go alone, General.
But, Jeddak...
In one sweep, I can put an end
to 1,000 years of civil w*r...
... and bring Helium
to its knees forever.
But my general, in his superior
wisdom, objects. Is that right?
I'm starting to talk like you.
Hekkador, they have reached the Iss.
It took them longer
than I thought.
If they reach the Gates...
They can breach the sanctuary.
And her knowledge of
the Ninth Ray is already...
As advanced as it will ever be.
Patience, brothers.
It is under my control.
I'm already there.
The Iss.
Here, pilgrims must leave
behind all they have...
... all they know...
... never to return.
May the Goddess find me worthy.
Wait!
What do you think
you're doing?
It is my way,
Dotar Sojat, not yours.
I must honor my Jeddak
and redeem my unworthiness!
You want to honor your father?
Then stay alive and help me.
My father?
Sola...
Why would you say that?
That's what drives
your compassion...
... the blood of your father,
Tars Tarkas.
And of all the Tharks,
you're the only one worthy of him.
And your duty to your father
demands that you see me through.
Just help me find the Gates.
Then you can decide
what honor requires.
Just to the Gates, then.
Woola, stay!
Other pilgrims.
Professor.
Impossible.
I've never seen
this kind of structure before.
I want to get a better look.
Carter, your feet.
This is not the work of gods.
These are machines.
Your medallion.
A spider.
Nine.
Nine rays.
Nine.
The Ninth Ray is real.
It can be harnessed.
Do you see?
This entire structure runs
on Ninth Ray isolates.
Mother Issus!
Such power.
And somehow Zodanga has it.
The Therns.
They must be real.
And you...
... are John Carter of Earth?
Yes, ma'am.
And the ships...
... that sail on the sea.
You've seen them.
That must be a beautiful sight.
It truly is.
It's our... solar system.
- What's it say?
- I'm not sure.
Okay, what do you think it says?
It appears to be a kind
of technical diagram.
Here is Barsoom.
There is Jasoom.
This glyph here...
... it's like our symbol
for a transcription, a copy...
... sent along these lines here,
between the worlds.
- Like...
- A telegram.
You're saying
I was telegraphed here.
I'm a copy of myself.
Possibly, making these words
here the command for travel.
I don't like guessing.
I need more information.
I need charts, codices.
Right.
And where might we find those?
In the Hall of Science.
And where is that?
Helium.
Then quick, let's just head on
and turn on back to Helium.
- What do you take me for?
- I take you for a man who's lost.
I won't be lost if you just tell me
how to work this thing!
I will!
But everything I need to understand
that medallion is in Helium.
I'm trying to get you back
to your cave of gold.
Isn't that what you want?
Yes.
No.
I don't believe you.
We may have been
born worlds apart...
... but I know you, John Carter.
From the moment you
caught me in the sky, I knew.
I felt the heart of a man willing
to lay down his life for others.
A man willing to fight for a cause.
Here...
... on Barsoom.
Don't you see, Carter?
I fled to find another way.
You are the other way.
Dotar Sojat!
Warhoon!
Dotar Sojat!
Pursue them to the Aoolian Plain.
Then overtake them and
capture the red woman alive.
The one who jumps?
Let's see what he's capable of.
Sarah!
- Whoa!
- Dotar Sojat!
- What are you doing?
- Sola, get her out of here.
Carter!
I was too late once.
I won't be again.
No... no!
No!
No!
Woola, go.
Go, damn you!
Father!
Thank the Goddess!
Carter.
Oh, thank Issus.
Who is he?
His name's John Carter.
He saved my life.
He's from Jasoom.
Jasoom!
Zodanga's closer.
He'll have my personal physician.
He sh*t me out of the sky!
Daughter, listen to me!
Listen to me!
Sab has admitted to everything.
He came to me, alone,
without an escort.
I could have
had him imprisoned.
I could have had him k*lled.
Yet, it was clear he only cared
about your safety.
I feared you'd be tortured
by the Tharks...
... and condemned
to die in their arena.
I could not live with that
on my conscience.
I do have one, Princess.
Really?
I thought you had it
removed along with...
She does not trust me, Jeddak.
And why should she?
There's never been trust
between Zodanga and Helium.
Therefore, Princess...
... I offer you this small
but sincere token of my goodwill.
My life.
You hold the power, Princess.
The power of life over me
and over all Barsoom.
With our two cities united,
anything is possible.
All you have to do is marry me.
Is this Helium?
No.
Ah... Zodanga, where the men
are as limited as the menu...
... and the women
are as hard as the beds.
What's your business here?
He is my business.
The Jasoomian is to be taken
to more secure accommodation.
- We've received no such orders!
- You're receiving them now!
Straight from the laughing lips
of Sab Than himself.
I hear that you are
incredibly dangerous.
Take me hostage.
- What?
- Take me hostage.
Are you all right?
No! The white imbecile
has taken my sword!
Guards!
Carter!
Run!
There's a crazy man
running amok with a sword!
Carter, this way!
Right, your turn.
- My turn?
- Yeah.
- Who are you?
- My name is Kantos Kan.
I serve Princess Dejah.
- Dejah?
- Uh-huh.
And from what she tells me,
you can get us over there.
She said I could make that?
We could always surrender.
Quickly!
Is that what you do
on Jasoom, huh?
Come on!
Hello, ladies.
You are expected to bow
in my presence, Captain Carter.
Bow.
I suppose that will do.
- I fetched him, as you commanded.
- Thank you, Kantos.
I wish to speak
to Captain Carter alone.
Keep watch outside.
Now, girls.
Off you go!
You look beautiful.
It's traditional Zodangan.
Worn by the groom's mother,
I'm told.
A little vulgar for my taste...
... but my opinions are about
to become irrelevant.
You can't seriously
be considering this.
- What other choice do I have?
- Don't marry him.
Give me a reason not to.
Will you stay and fight
for Helium?
Will you stay and fight
for Helium?
Dejah.
We have a saying on Barsoom.
A warrior may change his metal,
but not his heart.
You were right.
I could decipher the command.
It's a set of sounds.
A simple phrase.
Repeat after me.
Ock, ohem, ocktei...
Open the door!
Say it now.
Ock, ohem, ocktei.
Are you all right, Dejah?
Ock...
... ohem...
... ocktei.
Wies.
- Wies.
- Jasoom.
Jasoom, say it.
- Say it. Say it!
- Ja...
Dejah?
Are you alone?
Yes.
I am alone.
Well, my Jeddak.
The moons will soon be rising.
Let us not delay
the proceedings any further.
Yes.
Yes, of course.
Ssh.
We'll have plenty of time to talk.
Now.
Who are you?
- American.
- Who are you, sir?
"Sir."
Definitely the South.
The Carolinas?
Virginia?
It's Virginia, isn't it?
- Lovely place.
- Do you know it?
Not as well as I should.
But I will.
Padwar, what's the hold-up?
Sorry, sir.
The streets are blocked.
It's the wedding procession.
Increased strength and agility.
Simple matter of gravitation
and anatomy...
... one we ought to have foreseen.
We?
No apparent increase
in intelligence.
Still, this will not do at all.
We can't have Earthmen
projecting themselves over here...
... leaping about, causing
all manner of disruption.
You're a Thern.
Therns are a myth.
- Padwar, we'll go on foot.
- Yes, sir.
My name is Matai Shang,
and I do not exist.
Indeed, I work very hard at it.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Many pardons, many pardons.
It's a shame, really.
She's a remarkable creature,
and she came very close indeed.
You mean the Ninth Ray.
It's of no consequence now.
After tonight's ceremony...
... when the two moons meet
and vows are exchanged...
... she and anyone else with
knowledge of the Ninth Ray...
... will be eliminated.
In effect, cutting the head
off the beast.
Quick, clean and precise.
Shame there's no one to warn her.
The balance must be restored.
What gives you
the right to interfere?
What do you care?
This is not your home.
You have no obligation
to these people.
You don't have a dog
in this fight.
Is that how you would
say it in Virginia?
Man without a cause.
So what is your cause?
We have none.
We're not haunted
by mortality as you are.
We are eternal.
I don't understand.
The wedding, this little stroll.
Why not just k*ll me, k*ll Dejah?
History will follow the course
we have set, Earthman.
And we've chosen
Sab Than to rule next.
The Ninth Ray
must remain in the hands...
... of mindless brutes
we can control.
And the infamy of Dejah Thoris's
wedding death will seal his reign.
We've been playing this game
since before the birth of this planet.
And we'll continue to do so,
long after the death of yours.
We don't cause the destruction
of a world, Captain Carter.
We simply manage it...
... feed off it, if you like.
But on every host planet, it always
plays out exactly the same way.
Populations rise,
societies divide...
... wars spread.
And all the while...
... the neglected planet
slowly fades.
Prep a two-man flier immediately,
for prisoner transport.
Yes, sir.
Argh!
Immortal ain't bulletproof.
I sh*t one of you back on Earth.
Oh, come on.
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
Guards, after him!
Ohh... Woola!
I told you Woola would
follow you anywhere.
He did a lot more than just that.
Wait... wait!
Where are you going?
To save Dejah.
And I'll need an army to do it.
Get on.
No!
Tharks do not fly.
Gayor.
Tars!
They're going to k*ll...
Dejah.
Issus truly rewards the just.
- I see the dead.
- Tars?
The Virginia I knew...
... traveled the Iss.
What have they done to you?
Tal challenged.
I lost.
Virginia.
When I saw you
leap into the sky...
... I wished to believe
it was a sign...
... that something new
can come into this world.
That the greatness of our
Thark race might rise again.
But it is too late.
- Tars.
- No matter.
My daughter is with
her mother in Paradise.
There is comfort in that.
Tars, it's Sola.
Actually, she's here with me.
Argh!
This is how you repay
your debt to me?
I need my sword.
Then it would harvest your
thoughtless head from your body!
Up now!
We go!
It is done.
Nonsense.
"Leave a Thark his head and
one hand, and he may yet conquer."
Right?
Your spirit annoys me.
All this your work?
Banths.
Weakness.
Sentiment.
Allowing this white worm
to contaminate the horde.
These are the crimes
of Tars Tarkas.
We are united
because we cull our freaks.
We are strong
because we despise weakness.
Let them be crushed
like unhatched eggs.
Is that a banth?
No.
It is a white ape.
Run!
Tars! Get up!
Tars!
Give me your hand!
You have four damn hands!
Give me one!
- Father!
- Father?
Tars... Tars!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, over here,
you blind monkey!
Release the other one.
Watch your father die
like the whimpering calot he is!
No!
Let us watch you!
Sola, are you mad?
No.
The blood of my father drives me.
Sola!
Virginia! Virginia!
Virginia! Virginia!
I claim the right of challenge!
You have no right to challenge!
You are not Thark!
He is Thark!
He is Dotar Sojat!
Dotar Sojat!
Dotar Sojat!
Dotar Sojat!
Dotar Sojat!
Who will pledge
their metal to mine?
The Jeddak of Zodanga means
to crush Helium this very night.
And if Helium falls...
... so does Barsoom.
We must throw off
the yoke of old hatreds.
Tharks did not cause this.
But by Issus, Tharks will end it!
We ride for Zodanga!
I know that this is not the fate you
would have chosen for yourself...
... or for Helium...
... but choice is a luxury
even for a Jeddak of Barsoom.
- Even if, in your heart...
- A heart is a luxury.
Steady.
Remember, she is not the prize.
The prize is Barsoom.
You!
Why is Zodanga undefended?
Where is everyone?
The army has been repositioned
outside Helium.
Only a small contingent remains.
Sab and Dejah Thoris.
Where are they?
They're at the wedding,
in Helium!
Helium?
No!
I have made my decision.
It's the only way
to get there in time.
Tharks do not fly.
So be it.
This is madness, Dotar Sojat.
You'll die!
Then I'll see you
down the River Iss.
Follow the canal!
Be careful! The moonlight
will force you to fly low!
Like our ancestors before us...
... we gather under the mingled
light of Barsoom's first lovers...
... Cluros and Thuria.
As the moons are joined
in celestial union...
... so do we unite
Sab Than and Dejah Thoris...
... Zodanga and Helium.
No! You'll raise the alarm.
It's one of ours.
In the time of oceans...
... the celestial lovers
rose from the sea each night...
... to consummate
their love in the sky.
Drink now of this holy water
and be wed.
So may it be again.
I am yours forever.
And I am yours...
... forever.
Carter!
It's a trap!
Zodanga's at your walls!
Now!
Do it now!
- No!
- Helium falls!
Zodanga!
Dejah!
Argh!
If you'll just get behind me, sir.
Carter!
- It was such a nice wedding.
- Yeah, that.
- Helium's fate is sealed, Earthman.
- As is yours.
Thank the Goddess
that's over with.
Virginia!
It is good to fly!
By Issus, they fight with us!
Brother!
Heliumite, huh?
You're going to tell me everything
you know about the Therns.
You spare me and I'll tell you.
A fitting solution for your setback,
wouldn't you say, Captain?
Dejah Thoris survives
her assassins...
... but will fail to prove her
misguided theory of the Ninth Ray.
Yes.
I'll enjoy playing that out.
Carter!
Dejah!
I'm getting away!
Tars.
The medallion.
Give it to me, my Jeddak.
No!
I'll explain later.
You have won, my Jeddak.
All is finished.
Not quite.
A Jeddak.
I see you have
changed your metal.
And my heart.
Dejah Thoris...
... would a princess of Mars
ever consider marriage...
... to a wayward
Virginia cavalryman...
... with nothing to offer?
Yes...
... John Carter.
Yes!
By the ancient rite
of moons and water...
... are you bound together...
... husband and wife.
John?
Homesick for the Thark nursery?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't sleep.
I had that feeling you get,
suddenly...
... that you left a light burning...
... or a door open.
Go back to bed.
I won't be long.
Be back in one xat...
... John Carter of Earth.
Come.
John Carter of Earth.
Yup.
John Carter of Mars
sounds much better.
Sire, I must express the deepest
of gratitude for saving Helium.
Please.
The honor is mine.
Fair enough, Earthman.
Now it's your move.
Ock ohem ocktei wies Jasoom.
No... no.
No.
Powell?
No!
Ock ohem ocktei wies Barsoom.
Ock ohem ocktei wies Barsoom.
Bars... Barsoom.
50 million miles apart
and no way to bridge the gap.
No way to return my body
and my soul to their true home.
Like a fool, I had thrown
away my medallion.
Then I recalled Matai Shang.
His knowledge of Earth,
of my history.
It meant Therns were
a presence on this world.
The cave in Arizona was proof.
There might be other such proofs,
other Thern way stations...
... hidden all around the world.
I knew now what the cave
of gold must be used for.
So for ten bitter years, I searched.
On the trail of rumor and legend...
... I ferreted out every possible
evidence of the Therns...
... but I found no medallion.
And then... it came to me.
I've got it!
I've found it!
And once it came,
there were many plans...
... I had to make in secret.
I could trust no one else.
I had long suspected that the Therns
were following my movements.
Sir.
I feel remarkably unwell,
Thompson.
- Please send for the doctor.
- Yes, sir.
And, Thompson...
... my attorney as well.
Of course, sir.
Now you will understand
the cause of my sudden death.
The reason for my bizarre
funeral instructions.
Why the door can only
be opened from the inside.
For if my body dies on Earth,
then my copy dies on Mars.
You are the key.
This is the task I entrust to you
along with all my fortune.
Protect my body. The Therns
will attempt to destroy it.
In the time it has taken you
to read these pages...
... they may have
already done so.
I am the key.
I am the key.
I, Edgar...
Ed... Ed...
E... D...
Ed!
It should work!
Dear Ned.
You sneaky devil!
You never called me Edgar!
You... you called me Ned!
Hello, Ned.
Toxin.
Derived from the puffer fish.
Simulates death.
You never found the medallion.
No.
That's why I'm so grateful
to you for bringing me one.
I... I was just bait?
No.
You're far more than that.
I really do need a protector.
That is, if you're willing.
Goodbye, Ned.
Oh, and, Ned...
Take up a cause.
Fall in love.
Write a book.
It's time I went home.
Ock ohem ocktei wies...
Barsoom.
... Barsoom.
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