Plant Interviews 12: Grave Buster

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the plant that busts graves.
Me: "Hello Gravy!"
Grave Buster: "Really? That's what you're calling me?"
Me: "Sorry..."
Grave Buster: "So, shoot your questions at me already."
Me: "How do graves taste?"
Grave Buster: "Groan...everyone thinks I eat graves, but actually, I just use acid to melt them. The acid also melts me, which is why I disappear after busting a grave."
Me: "Okay...do you really do volunteer work at a zombie rehabilitiation centre?"
Grave Buster: "Yes, it's just the right thing to do."
Me: "Do you have any pets?"
Grave Buster: "Seven kittens. No wait, eight."
Me: "EIGHT KITTENS??? That's a lot!"
Grave Buster: "Or is it 12? No, wait, it's 15."
Me: "You're serious?"
Grave Buster: "Gravely serious."
Me: "So...do you have any friends?"
Grave Buster: "Hypno-shroom, he works at the rehabilititation centre too."
Me: "You know, Hypno-shroom is the next plant I'll interview!"
Grave Buster: "Really? Well, could you send Hypno my best wishes?"
Me: "Sure!"
Grave Buster: "Any more questions?"
Me: "Nope, that's all, thanks for your time! Bye!"
Grave Buster: "Bye!"
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