Full Titulature of FPH Nobility

This is a list of full titles in FPH nobility.
==Titles currently in use==
===Purple Eminence, full title:===
By the grace of the Golden Hippo the Quite Revered Eminence of the Temple of the Flying Purple Hippos, His Purpleness of the Flying Purple Hippo Island, Defensor Fidei, Archduke of Bouvetoya, Mother Superior to the Moderators, Matriarch Superior to the Templars, Self-Appointed Knight of the Order of the Golden Fleece, Viceroy of Leeds, Keeper of the Goats, Honorary Penguin Sub-Overlord, Superior Cockroach Stepper On, Grand Old Meme Watcher-Of, Universitae Bouvetoyae Rector Bibeticus, Grand Admiral of Electoral Backstabbing Politics, High Collector of Cookies, Dugongs, Foreskins, etc. etc. etc.
===Appointed Administrator, full title:===
By the grace of the Golden Hippo the Somewhat Revered Administrator of the Temple of the Flying Purple Hippos, His Appointed Colouredness of Party Lake, Viceroy of India, Major Cockroach Stepper On, Grand Old Meme Co-Watcher-Of, Universitae Bouvetoyae Vice-Rector Bibeticus, High Collector of Cookies, Dugongs, Foreskins, etc. etc. etc.
===Webmaster-Administrator, full title:===
By the grace of the Golden Hippo the Somewhat Revered Administrator of the Temple of the Flying Purple Hippos, His Intrinsic Colouredness of Taco Beach, Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, Major Cockroach Stepper On, Grand Old Meme Co-Watcher-Of, Universitae Bouvetoyae Honorary Administrator, High Collector of Cookies, Dugongs, Foreskins, etc. etc. etc.
===Moderator, full title:===
By the grace of the Golden Hippo the Not Actually Revered Moderator of the Temple of the Flying Purple Hippos, His Appointed Possibly Colouredness of Tavern Alley, Count of South-New-Essex, Distinguished Cockroach Stepper On, Universitae Bouvetoyae Janitorius, Collector of Cookies, Dugongs, Foreskins, etc. etc. etc.
===Templar, full title:===
By the wuv of the Golden Hippo a Templar of the FPH Island Temple, Esteemed Citizen of Bouvetoya, Fisherperson of Ture Ture, Drinker of the Secret Tea, Collector of At Least One Of Cookies, Dugongs, Foreskins, etc. etc. etc.
===Batlord, full title:===
His Ever-So-Welcome Not-Oppressive-At-All Unfortunately Carnivorous Upsidedowness, Duke of Fucking Australia
==Historic Titles==
His Eminence, Duke High ESO Scorer
His Eminence, The Duke of Evil Castle
His Eminence, Duke Scratcher of the Hippos' Nether Regions
His Eminence, The Duke of Monkey Chases Round the Block
His Most Shiny Excellence, Lord Diplomat of Penguins
His Most Shiny Excellence, Lieutenant-General of How Can You Be a Lieutenant if You Are a General, This is Retarded, Do Not Write This Down You Stupid Scribe, Oh Fuck
His Grace, Lord >>Insertor<< of Innuedos Into Posts
His Grace, Lord 13 Pip Club Member
His Grace, Lord Nobody in Particular
His Grace, the Sayer of Ni
His Grace, Count Sheep
His Grace, Count Goat
His Secededness, Count Subject of Beatrix
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