Pamela is Love, Pamela is Life (story)

Pamela is Love, Pamela is Life is a story that Harry Smith once wrote about him and Pamela Milne. The story is also used in the episode with the same name Pamela is Love, Pamela is Life, although that episode is extended from the story.
==Story==
I was only 14 years old
I loved Pamela so much, I had bought all of the clothes that she wears
I pray to Pamela every night before bed thanking her for the life I've been given
"Pamela is love" I say, "Pamela is life"
My dad Liam comes in and tells me to shut up
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Pamela
I called him an idiot
He slaps me and threatens to confiscate my Eyepad
I'm raging now, and my face hurts 
I lay in bed and it is really cold 
A warmth is moving towards me.
 
I feel something touch me 
It's Pamela
I am so happy 
She whispers in my ear "You are also my love and life"
She grabs me with her big hands and puts me on my back
I'm ready 
I hold my arms out 
She puts her arms round me 
I get so excited I scream
She kisses me
My dad walks in 
Pamela looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all over now" 
Pamela flees out of my window
"Pamela is love" I say, "Pamela is life"
==Trivia==
*The story is based on the Shrek fanon Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Category:Stories