Ristarpg 2: Steve Jobs in Ghost Town

== Overview ==
Ristarpg 2: Steve Jobs in Ghost Town is the second in the Ristarpg series, although it has nothing to do with the origina Ristarpg. It is the first game to star a character who is not a Ristar.
Gameplay
Ristarpg 2 plays similarly to Ristarpg, although it now includes a hit or miss mechanic, where all attacks have a 50% of missing. This is due to all characters being either dead, a ghost, or a resident of Ghost Town.
== Plot ==
=== Opening cutscene ===
Steve Jobs wakes up in the middle of a town. He looks down to find himself a ghost.
Steve Jobs: Darn. I knew that accidentally throwing those crystal shards at people would lead to my own death.
What appears to be the cross between a cowboy and a clown walks up to Steve Jobs.
Clownboy: Hey you.
Steve Jobs: Hey me?
Clownboy: Yeah hey you.
Steve Jobs: Hey me.
Clownboy: Get up, loser face.
Steve Jobs gets up, acknowledging he has a loser face
Steve Jobs: Where am I?
Clownboy: You are in Ghost Town.
Steve Jobs: I am in Ghost Town?
Clownboy: You are in Ghost Town.
Steve Jobs: I am in Ghost Town.
Clownboy: So how did you die?
Steve Jobs: I got killed by Dark Ristar.
Clownboy: Man I hate that guy.
Steve Jobs: You know Dark Ristar?
Clownboy, No wait, I was thinking of Radical Red Ristar.
Steve Jobs: Hey didn’t I kill him?
Clownboy: No, you only weakened him. Hes currently fighting Feel.
Steve Jobs: Well at least he won’t be any trouble.
Clownboy: But when the timeline splits, they’ll be sent to different universes.
Steve Jobs: Oh noes!
Clownboy: Then he’ll try to destroy unverse 2.
Steve Jobs: That is bad.
Clownboy: The only way to stop him after that is with science! Unfortunately all science has been destroyed by Radical Red Ristar.
Steve Jobs: Hey I know a guy who can make science!
Clownboy: Great! Where is he?
Steve Jobs: He dieded.
Clownboy: That means he’s somewhere in Ghost Town!
Steve Jobs: Yay!
Clownboy: Lets go get him!
After defeating Mister Fister
Steve Jobs: Well he isn’t here either!
Clownboy: This is taking too long. We need to find Science Guy quickly!
A monocolored Ristar appears
Grey Ristar: Hey what are you doing on my lawn?
Steve Jobs: We’re in the middle of the street.
Grey Ristar: Hey aren’t you that guy who made me?
Steve Jobs: Yeah lol.
Grey Ristar: Cool. Can I follow you around?
Steve Jobs: Sure!
Clownboy: Yee honk.
After eating all 5 spooky tacos
Steve Jobs: Man, Science Guy isn’t here either!
Grey Ristar: That sucks.
After Lukemia Larry’s ghost dies
Steve Jobs: Hey, I didn’t know ghosts could die.
Clownboy: Only lukemia can kill ghosts.
Grey Ristar: Hey I knew that guy!
Clownboy: That means we’re getting close!
Steve Jobs: Does it?
Clownboy: I dunno probably.
After getting to the top of the ghosty tower
Steve Jobs: Hey it’s Science Guy!
Science Ghost: Actually I’m Science Ghost now.
Clownboy: You need to come with us to defeat Radical Red Ristar!
Science Ghost: Yeah okay.
The ghosty tower begins to shake
Steve Jobs: What’s going on?
Clownboy: It’s too late! The timeline is splitting!
Grey Ristar: Why is the groud shaking though?
Clownboy: The split is causing Ghost Town to be destroyed!
Steve Jobs: Is it?
Clownboy: I dunno probably.
Science Ghost: What can we do?
Clownboy: I can use my massive honk to send us all forwards in the timeline of universe 2 to the real world if I honk right as the timeline splits.
Science Ghost: That’s not very sciencey.
Clownboy: Shut up and let me do it.
The ground shakes even more violently
Clownboy: Here comes my massive honk!
Cut to black
== Post-Game Content ==
After beating Ristarpg 2, you can play a minigame of Fresh Prince of Bel Air Ristar playing rummy against Kaiser Greedy.
== Trivia ==
* The relationship between Steve Jobs and Science Ghost continues to be ambiguous.
* In an interview with the creator of Ristarpg 2, it was stated that Clownboy has the ability to alter reality with the power of bullshit.
* It is unknown whether or not the poker minigame takes place inside lf Ghost Town
* Kaiser Greedy makes his first appearance outside of Ristar in the poker minigame
* Lukemia Larry has leukemia, even though he dies of a urinary track infection
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