Diamond Pancakes

"Im really unsurprised."
-Diamond Pancakes 
Diamond Pancakes is a character from The Spoofs, he leads them.
==Story==
Jeremy sat on the edge of his cot in the dimly lit barracks, his gaze lost in the flickering shadows cast by a single flickering bulb. The air was thick with the scent of sweat and gunpowder, mingling in a way that felt like an inescapable prison. At sixteen, he had already seen horror that not even the most twisted dreams could conjure—a war that took more than just life; it took innocence, hope, and his best friend.
The friend had been Jeremy’s lifeline, the anchor in the storm that was their reluctant reality. They had signed up together, fired up by visions of glory and camaraderie. All the melodrama of movies had convinced them that they were heroes in the making. But the battlefield had no script. It was chaotic, heart-wrenching, and mercilessly real.
The day the friend died was etched into Jeremy’s memory like a scar refusing to heal. Night fell on the base like an ominous curtain, and they were sent out on a recon mission that felt more like a death march. They had moved carefully through the darkened streets, tension crackling like dry leaves underfoot. Just as Jeremy turned to share a nervous joke with the friend, the world erupted into chaos.
One fateful night, as he patrolled the perimeter of the base, the faint sounds of laughter drifted from the other side—a group of soldiers swapping war stories, blissfully unbothered by the horrors that lay beyond their firelight. Jeremy's gut churned with envy, anger boiling over as he recalled the sparking joy of him and the friend making plans for the summer that would never come. As if summoned by his fury, the shadows of the enemy ambushed them in that moment. Bullets flew, bright flashes stark against the night.
In that chaotic whirl, Jeremy instinctively fell into a frenzy. The fight wasn’t just about survival; it was about retribution. Every movement was fuelled by the fury he had kept housed in his chest, an inferno now blazing free. He railed against the enemy, feeling weightless, unbound by fear, as he fought like a warrior possessed. Killing every enemy soldier that was making their way into the ally base
== Personality==
Diamond Pancakes despite being evil, has a great personality. Diamond Pancakes is honest to everybody and also very caring. He is usually respectful and forgiving to everybody. However when Diamond Pancake's PTSD turns on he is arrogant, extremely hostile, aggressive and lacks empathy.
== Information==
Diamond Pancakes is extremely hard to beat because of his high damage output at a fast rate with his greataxe. The greataxe is also capable of stunning opponents easily if they don't avoid the attack. Each time Diamond Pancakes decapitates an opponent, he heals by a significant amount allowing him to heal in combat. Diamond Pancakes may seem slow at first but when he becomes enraged he will become extremely fast and start spamming his melee attacks doing a ton of damage at a extremely fast rate able to kill a healthy opponent in 5 seconds. Diamond Pancakes also gets high bullet resistance in his enraged form which do much less damage to him. He also causes glitches around the area making it even harder to defeat him.
== Powers ==
* Amazing Durability: Diamond Pancakes unlike many other characters in the diamond universe has one of the highest durabilities in the diamond universe. His durability is shared with Ellie and Lexi. This kind of durability allows Diamond Pancakes to last a long amount of time.
* Superhuman Strength: Diamond Pancakes is so strong to the point he can swing a very heavy axe with no difficulty. He can also pick up heavy objects and throw them with no difficulty, this includes his axe.
* Extreme Fast Speeds: When Diamond Pancakes is in his second phase, he will move extremely fast and can outrun most characters in the diamond universe.
* Bullet Resistance: Diamond Pancakes is able to withstand much more bullets due to his second phase's protective skin, blocking most incoming bullets. He does not have any resistance against melee attacks though since they do normal damage to him.
* Glitches: In his second phase, Diamond Pancakes can distort the area around him and himself causing visual effect to the opponents likely to distract them from the actual fight.
==Appearance==
===Normal===
Diamond Pancakes wears a blue hoodie, black cap, green pants, black gloves and black boots.
=== Rage===
in his rage form his skin turns blue and his eyes turn yellow and glow and blue glow is coming out of him.
==Trivia== 
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*Diamond pancakes was the second spoof to be created by Gabriel only being surpassed by Gabrelelinken
*Diamond Pancakes is the leader of the spoofs.
* Diamond Pancakes can glitch himself and the area around him.
*Diamond Pancakes heals when he collects a head.
*Diamond Pancakes is from the Uk
*Diamond Pancakes uses the Greataxe as his main weapon
*As an april fools joke, Diamond Pancakes was renamed to "Diamond Pounder"
*Diamond Pancakes currently appears in the extremely hard group logo alongside Blaze, Blade, Conflict Nomis and Big guy
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