Funny Signs (davemadson)

Funny Signs is a series of YouTube videos created by davemadson (dnm728part3). It's merely based off Microsoft Sam reads Stupid and Weird Signs, with some new additions, such as making every TTS voice talk about a sign instead of just one character. Elements such as the Devil and She-Devil would make their reappearances in other davemadson videos. The show ran from October 10, 2010 to March 22, 2014 on his original channel. He later revived the series on February 8, 2017 and is still going as of 2020.
== The No Bungee Jumping Zone ==
When someone throws a tantrum, the characters will get planted in the ground next to a sign that says "No Bungee Jumping," pausing the video. Sam is known for accidentally planting Dave in the ground which makes Dave very angry.
== Vomit Here ==
When someone gets sick from a disgusting joke, one of the characters will barf into a black trash can with the words, “vomit here.” Debuted in Episode 26, "Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles".
== Satan’s Kingdom ==
In almost every episode, Dave and his friends get trapped in Satan's Kingdom and are met with Lucifer and Lucretia McEvil. and during those segments, Dave and Sam lift their call to God and his angels. sometimes, when God outsmarts the devils, Lucifer will get so angry, he throws a tantrum, which causes him to get sent to God’s Country, but in other episode featuring Satan's Kingdom, Lucifer and Lucretia will take it too far by soiling on Dave and his friends which causes a lot of barfing. The ViD theme is played whenever Satan’s Kingdom appears.
== God’s Country ==
When Lucifer throws a tantrum or gets defeated by God, the Devils get sent to God’s Country to face punishment which getting cleaned. God’s Country is a no swearing zone. Lucretia often breaks that rule, causing the thunder sound effect to play. The NBC Snake Chimes is played whenever God's Country appears.
== List of episodes ==
As of February 27, 2015, File Preserver has uploaded almost all of the episodes.
# 	Title 	Airdate
1 	Highway Punnery 	October 10, 2010
2 	Kids Playing Near the Edge
* Part 1: Kids at Play
* Part 2: Back of the Edge of the World	October 27, 2010
3 	Special Offers 	January 24, 2011
4 	Hunchback Kids 	February 5, 2011
5 	Road Scholar 	February 12, 2011
6 	On Our Way to Katima Mulilo 	February 18, 2011
7 	Kids Don't Bounce 	March 5, 2011
8 	Journey to the Center of the World 	March 8, 2011
9 	May Be Hazardous To Your Health 	March 25, 2011
10 	Resistance Is Futile! 	May 1, 2011
11 	Apocalypse Wow! 	June 21, 2011
12 	Accidents Will Happen 	July 18, 2011
13 	Limbs Are Difficult To Replace 	July 22, 2011
14 	It's A Hard Road to Easy Street 	July 24, 2011
15 	Naked Light 	July 30, 2011
16 	Enjoy the Little Things 	August 1, 2011
17 	Mortal Wombat! 	August 5, 2011
18 	Get Lost! 	August 9, 2011
19 	Senior Animals and Junior Brains 	August 14, 2011
20 	Bath First, Ask Questions Later 	August 18, 2011
21 	Zoologically Improbable 	August 28. 2011
22 	Wildlife Is Not Food 	September 2, 2011
23 	Beat the Moose 	September 6, 2011
24 	Which Way is West? 	September 11, 2011
25 	A Night at the Arousal Cafe 	September 17, 2011
26 	Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles 	September 28, 2011
27 	Between the Peaks 	December 28, 2011
28 	Abad Hotel is Better than None 	January 6, 2012
29 	A Necessary Inconvenience 	February 10, 2012
30 	The Curse of the Unknown Meat 	February 16, 2012
31 	The Grass is Smiling At You 	February 25, 2012
32 	Road Head 	May 11, 2012
33 	The Other Door 	May 19, 2012
34 	Mind the Gaps 	June 2, 2012
35 	Smashed Ice 	June 14, 2012
36 	Do Not Write on the Walls 	June 21, 2012
37 	Natural Selection 	June 28, 2012
38 	Annoying, Schmoying! 	July 5, 2012
39 	Cooks with Brains 	July 25, 2012
40 	Don't Take Photographs Around Here 	August 25, 2012
41 	The Place Matters 	September 7, 2012
42 	Behave or Go Home! 	September 25, 2012
43 	Deja Vu 	October 24, 2012
44 	Seasons Beatings (or, The Flighty Before Christmas)	November 14, 2012
45 	Do Not Feed or Molest 	January 9, 2013
46 	Jackass Lane 	January 16, 2013
47 	No Striding 	February 18, 2013
48 	Hazardous and Obnoxious Conditions 	February 21, 2013
49 	Earth Boring 	March 7, 2013
50 	Beware of Wall 	April 2, 2013
51 	Amurica 	March 7, 2013
52 	Raised Zebra Crossing 	April 15, 2013
53 	Runaround 	April 19, 2013
54 	Escalator Acting As Stairs 	May 1, 2013
55 	Free Cash 	May 19, 2013
56 	Ermahgerd Sherrs 	May 27, 2013
57 	Evening at Chez Monyou 	June 1, 2013
58 	Mysterious Forces 	June 10, 2013
59 	Beware of the Children 	June 19, 2013
60 	Higher Ages 	July 7, 2013
61 	Today is Under Construction 	July 30, 2013
62 	Drag Strip High School 	July 14, 2013
63 	Accidents Prohabited 	September 21, 2013
64 	Dead Trees Are Rotting 	September 23, 2013
65 	Worms May Chase You 	October 22, 2013
66 	Employees Must Wash Hands 	November 3, 2013
67 	Yule Love the Holidays 	November 16, 2013
68 	Headlight Polishing 	November 22, 2013
69 	The Best 12 Seconds of Your Life 	January 8, 2014
70 	Birdhouse for Rent 	January 10, 2014
71 	Friends By Accident 	January 21, 2014
72 	Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons 	January 29, 2014
73 	Grand Hotel 	February 20, 2014
74 	Authorized Animals 	February 25, 2014
75 	Free of Freedom 	March 5, 2014
76 	Shop for Human Rights 	March 22, 2014
77 	Remember Simba 	February 8, 2017
78 	Dwarf Tossing 	February 20, 2017
79 	Hotel Yes Please 	February 27, 2017
80 	Sorry, We're Open 	March 1, 2017
81 	There May Be Trouble Ahead 	March 4, 2017
82 	Dangerous at the Bank 	March 14, 2017
83 	Extraterrestrial Highway 	March 21, 2017
84 	Parking Can Be Fun 	April 10, 2017
85 	Do Not Rip This Sign 	April 14, 2017
86 	Know Parking 	April 19, 2017
87 	Helmets Recommended 	April 29, 2017
88 	Imaginary Friends Stay Free 	May 5, 2017
89 	Look Alive 	May 11, 2017
90 	The Force of a Thousand Tigers 	May 22, 2017
91 	Welcome To Muff 	May 25, 2017
92 	Having Fun Prohibited 	June 20, 2017
93 	The Outside Inn 	July 10, 2017
94 	Keep This Area Clean 	August 1, 2017
95 	Explanation Is Not Allowed 	August 28, 2017
96 	Absolutely Nothing 	September 18, 2017
97 	Exit 0 	September 29, 2017
98 	Worst Parade Ever 	October 18, 2017
99 	Grape Stompers 	November 3, 2017
100	We Merry You A Wish Christmas 	November 17, 2017
101	Yoga Pants 	January 2, 2018
102	Unnecessary Sign Ahead 	February 17, 2018
103	Psychoville 	March 17, 2018
104	I'm So Angry I Made A Sign 	August 5, 2018
105	Old Age Ahead 	October 6, 2018
106	Zero for Zero 	October 8, 2018
107	Bacon Seeds 	December 4, 2018
108	Whatever 	January 27, 2019
109	Tequila Diet 	February 13, 2019
110	Department of Common Sense 	May 22, 2019
111	Be the Fun in Dysfunctional 	May 30, 2019
112	Go Thatta Way 	June 3, 2019
113	Help Fight Hobophobia 	June 5, 2019
114	This Room is a Disaster Area 	June 7, 2019
115	Bad Jokes Ahead 	August 20, 2019
116	Geology Rocks 	August 26, 2019
117	Severing Our Country 	August 30, 2019
118	Expect the Unusual 	September 1, 2019
119	More Happy People 	September 7, 2019
120	Rough and Ready 	September 23, 2019
121	Corny Church Signs 	October 3, 2019
122	Zombie Parking 	October 13, 2019
123	Adults at Play 	October 26, 2019
124	Life Is Uncertain 	November 7, 2019
125	Social Distancing From the Fridge 	June 22, 2020
126	Reset the World 	July 12, 2020
127	Any Functioning Adult 	July 28, 2020
128	Agitated & Confused 	August 1, 2020
129	First Aid Lions 	September 19, 2020
130	Unexpected Road 	September 22, 2020
131	Sarcasm 	October 8, 2020
132	Smile 	October 16, 2020
133	Chicken Community 	November 6, 2020
134	Are We There Yet? 	January 4, 2021
135	End Torture Now 	February 7, 2021
136	Once in a Blue Moon 	March 12, 2021
137	Anyone Caught In Here 	April 2, 2021
138	I Hate Crowds 	April 10, 2021
139	Come In We're Bored 	May 22, 2021
140	Welcome-ish 	June 28, 2021
141	We Used To Eat Cake 	July 20, 2021
142	Are You Insane? 	August 26, 2021
143	Funny Signs Christmas Special 	December 18, 2021
144	Escape From HoH SiS 	February 12, 2022
145	Hangover in Progress 	August 5, 2022
146	Do Not Animals 	March 12, 2023
== Cast ==
*Davemadson as himself (32-) / Evil Dave (95-) / the voice of God (32)
*Microsoft Sam as Himself / Evil Sam (126)
*Microsoft Mike
*Microsoft Mary as Herself / Kitty Hawkes (113-) / Nadine Falls (135-) / Wanda Eagles (136-)
*Microsoft Anna (28-83; 133-)
*Microsoft Zira (94-) / Athena (137-)
*Microsoft David as Henry (137-) / Timothy (137-)
*Microsoft Eva (134-) / Miss Madson (136-)
*Microsoft Mark (134-) / Cedric (136-)
*Cortana (134-)
*Natural Microsoft Sam as Microsoft Sam planted in the ground (formerly echoed)
*RoboSoft #1 as the sound of Sam barfing
*RoboSoft #2 as Lucifer McEvil
*RoboSoft #3 as himself and the sound of Mike barfing
*RoboSoft #4 as Angela The Angel, Rhonda Raven (77-) / Nadine Falls (114) / Maya Logan (125-) / Kennedy Blue (137-)
*RoboSoft #5 as Lucretia McEvil
*RoboSoft #6 as the sound of Mary barfing
*Mike in Space as the Voice of God and the sound of Mike screaming
*Mary in Space as the sound of Mary screaming
*Mike in Stadium as Mike planted in the ground (alternate)
*Mary in Stadium as Mary planted in the ground (alternate)
*TruVoice Adult Male #1 - American English (Peter) as Guy (original) Scotty
*TruVoice Adult Male #2 - American English (Sidney) as Jimmy (1-104)
*TruVoice Adult Male #3 - American English (Eddie) as Hank (1-104)
*TruVoice Adult Male #4 - American English (Douglas) as Guy (Old) / Officer Flanigan (71) / Sergeant C.J. O'Randolph (78-)
*TruVoice Adult Male #5 - American English (Biff) as Guy and Guy the White (74-)
*TruVoice Adult Male #6 - American English (Amos) as Wally Warner (77-)
*TruVoice Adult Male #7 - American English (Melvin) as Officer Flanigan (53) and Harvey Zilth (68-)
*TruVoice Adult Male #8 - American English (Alex) as Sidney (58-104)
*TruVoice Adult Female #1 - American English (Wanda) as Beulah
*TruVoice Adult Female #2 - American English (Julia) as Abby
*LH Michael (29-83; 133-)
*LH Michelle (29-83; 133-)
== Signs From ==
*funnysign.com
*stupidstreetsigns.com
*funny-signs.com
*funnysigns.net
*signspotting.com
*headlinehumor.com
*signgenerator.org
*atom.smasher.org
*Yahoo!
*MSN
*Google
*pinterest.com
*blogspot.com
*winkgo.com
*telegraph.co.uk
*ellentv.com
*officesigncompany.com
*etsy.com
*sharenator.com
*YouTube
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