KuRger Bing

== Overview ==
This AU is empty except for a few place: KURGER BING, Underbucks, Temrus Lemonade Stand, and Containment Cuisine.
yes we are aware we got a ffffff up sign thanks
We encourage you to go to Underbucks. They sell great food and we have no doubt that you’ll enjoy it as much as you enjoy our food :)
== Stuff for Sale. ==
= Normal Items =
=== Burger ===
Its just a burger....20 G
=== Buffet Sandwich ===
You get to customize he sandwich, choose wisely. 70 G
=== Chill-Aid ===
Isn’t this just off brand kool-aid? Oh it’s a flamingo reference ok. 90 G
=== Merchili Dog ===
A nice chili dog for those of us who are good people. 50 G
=== Strawberry Lemonade ===
Its made from strawberries and lemons. 40 G
=== Citrus Delight ===
A special drink made from Lemons, Limes, Oranges, Grapefruit, and Tangerine along with....apple and grape juice? Tastes pretty good and is very sour. 70 G
=== burg. ===
A burger for chads. Buffs stats minorly. Sold for 80 G
=== Ketchup Burger ===
Two ketchup-infused buns surrounding a ketchup patty. Heals 1 hp, which is great if you're sans.
= The stranger things =
=== Wmpossible iopper ===
Heals 93727729198281919187177227 hp at the price of 10% brainpower. It’s is sold for 72717616172838367281615167254529191716298262515638495939726163654617191927636473829276152748485959953882636465663627182949594791917162982625156384959397261636546171919276364738292761527484859599538826364656636271829495947919171629826251563849593972616365461719192763647382927615274848595995388263646566362718294959479191716298262515638495939726163654617191927636473829276152748485959953882636465663627182949594791917162982625156384959397261636546171919276364738292761527484859599538826364656636271829495947 G
=== Unhappy Meal ===
Deals 2716168383726266262672267273627 damage and takes away 50% happiness. Sold for 42069 sad emoji coins or 69420 emoticon coins.
=== F**ked Up Sign ===
Deals 91917162982625156384959397261636546171919276364738292761527484859599538826364656636271829495947 damage and causes brain damage. Sold for your employment at Kurger Bing.
=== BURG ===
Heals 271671527837281727261 hp and boosts stats by 9999999999999^1971736379182736627181271782718525437648896894772562683738638727627. Sold for 9282882818272882 G
=== West Virginia ===
Heals a random amount of hp. Sold for 8127717267919171629826251563849593972616365461719192763647382927615274848595995388263 G
=== Mountain Mama ===
Heals 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 hp and boosts stats by 9000. Sold for $187181827839598352752717182836247162838485784715162426
=== Your Mom ===
Either heals or deals an infinite amount of hp/damage and takes 100% of you happiness away. Sold for Your Mom
=== Withering Skull ===
I promise I didn’t kill the old owner to get this I swe- WAIT NO DONT CALL THE CO-
=== Orphans ===
OFFSALE
=== Infınıty kurger ===
made by BURGERPANTS THE SUPER ULTRA TRUE OMNIPOTENT GOD himsself gives you 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 god soul
=== Gun. ===
gun. Sold for $50
=== Ol relaible ===
if oppomnent sees this they will do anything u want. Sold for 28273872725267393937262626 G
=== Computir ===
a computer that lets you hack into everything, even codes. Sold for 101010101010110010101010101010101 G
=== Knuckle Sandwich ===
Definitely not made with real hands. If we’re out of stock you can donate your own hands and we can get more ready. Increases ATK. Sold for 9281772 G
=== Gabriel’s Cake ===
A cake with infinite surface area. Heals infinite hp. Only available if someone in the store is having their birthday. Made specially by Vsauce Micheal. Sold for free to the birthday person and for however much the birthday person wants to someone who isn’t the birthday person.
=== DiaMOnD SWorD ===
Deals 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Damage. Sold for 2 diamonds.
=== Monster Poptarts ===
Heals 191771618383939181772 damage and completely fills and buffs energy and stamina. Will deal 10 damage to someone who hasn’t played video games before. Sold for 4206969696969669360 G
=== Weird Coffee ===
Strange coffee that can be bought for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 G that one shots anything it’s brown at or smashed on and deals infinite damage to any person who drinks it who hasn’t drank coffee before. If the drinker has drank coffee before then it boosts their stats by infinity.
=== Ki Soup ===
Heals OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hp and boosts stats by OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sold for 9000 G.
=== Bat Soup ===
Sold for 1 G and almost exclusively in China locations (which are in the exact same area as all the others and is just themed around China) this soup poisons you with Corona. If you become immune you can drink it for 10282761738382662 hp. The virus is contagious.
=== Mlg 360 no scope sniper ===
Deals 360000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Damage. Is sold for the same amount of G as it deals damage. It also completely bypasses defense and grants the shooter invincibility frames when the6 get a successful shot.
=== Taco of Never-Ending Pain ===
Once eaten, the eater will be inflicted with extreme bloody diarrhea for the rest of eternity. Is sold for your SOUL.
=== Summoning Spaghet ===
A plate of Spaghetti that will summon the ISM and force him to grant you one wish. Is sold for nine-hundred decillion Gold and your SOUL.
=== The Offinity Gauntlet ===
A gauntlet with the 6 offinity gems. It is currently out of stock. Allows you to teleport, create portals, summon meteors, freeze time in a single area, be invincible, regenerate, perform energy projection, create an explosion of power that stuns people, spray fire, blur vision, summon the souls of the dead, and create a shockwave that breaks apart any living being caught in it into blocks that reform once the shockwave retreats. It’s special ability called The Snap, annihilates half of all life in a light year radius.
== Squid's Alley ==
Look behind the restaurant for some great deals.
=== Scp 420-j ===
Sold for 4206942069 G maaaaaaaaan
=== Scp 666 1/2-J ===
You actually don’t want to buy this one. Sold for 666 G.
=== Top Sneaky Stamp ===
A stamp that stamps top sneaky. Anything it’s stamped on cannot be read, understood, or opened.
=== How to get women ===
A book that is sold for your soul. May or may not be accurate.
=== Anime Bodypillows ===
A markup because we don’t have many and are trying to get more. They’re basically just normal Anime Bodypillows......maybe.....I wouldn’t know I haven’t used them despite me being back in this alley 24/7.
=== Squids. ===
Fresh squids sold daily.