The Little Kids: Movie (2020 film)/Trailer transcripts

==Official Teaser Trailer==
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Flower Studios
♪♪
NEXT SPRING
Teddy Bear: I don't belong here! [Screams]
John Kiddies: [Grunts]
[Yelling]
Woody (Voice Box): There's a snake in my boot!
Buzz Lightyear (Voice Box): To infinity and beyond!
Shane Kiddies: The panic is attacking me!
Tarrow Kiddies: Oh boy!
Foregay the Dog: He-Help! I-I can't see anything!
Teddy Bear: I'm a teddy bear! [Screams]
John Kiddies: Hey! Hey! somebody get him before he pokes a eye out!
♪♪
The Little Kids: Movie
SPRING 2020
THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED
© 2020 DISNEY
==Teaser Trailer Reaction==
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Flower Studios
Mr. Squirrel: You kidding me? He said that? To your face?
Mr. Weasel: To my face.
Mr. Squirrel: And then what happens?
Mr. Weasel: So I get real close, right? I'm like, I don't care which pumpkin patch you're from, kid.
Mr. Squirrel: Oh-ho!
Mr. Weasel: Give me back my Acorn before I knock the dimples off your face.
Mr. Squirrel: Ho!
[Mr. Squirrel laughs]
[Mr. Weasel laughs]
Mr. Weasel: Okay?
Mr. Squirrel: No you didn't. You don't even care, man.
Mr. Weasel: Oh, yea.
Mr. Squirrel: Yeah. You are a "I don't care" mouse. You know what I am saying? You know what I am saying?
[Both laughs]
Mr. Squirrel: Oh, man.
Mr. Weasel: Oh! Mr. Squirrel?
Mr. Squirrel: Yeah?
Mr. Weasel: You've seen the new movie trailer?
Mr. Squirrel: For what?
Mr. Weasel: You ain't seen it?
Mr. Squirrel: Seen what? What is it, Mr. Weasel?
Mr. Weasel: Mr. Squirrel.
Mr. Squirrel: What?
Mr. Weasel: They're making a Little Kids movie.
Mr. Squirrel: No! I thought those guys were crazy, Dawg. They are the little kids!
Mr. Weasel: They are. First, They made the TV Show, But now, It's The Little Kids Movie.
Mr. Squirrel: Oh shoot! Oh no! I love Those little guys, dawg.
Mr. Weasel: The Little Kids are my jam.
Mr. Squirrel: Hey, Hey, you, What about you're John Kiddies. I wanna hear your impression of him.
Mr. Weasel (acting like John Kiddies): "Hi, My name is John Kiddies."
Mr. Squirrel: [Laughs] And Molly's like,
Mr. Squirrel (acting like Molly Kiddies): "Come on, Is The First Day of School!"
Mr. Weasel: Oh, yea. That's a pretty good impression of Molly.
Mr. Squirrel: Do the theme song, I wanna hear it, Do it, do it, do it.
Mr. Weasel: [Clears throat] "Hey there little kiddies, Welcome to The Little Animals."
Mr. Squirrel: [Laughs] Say, wait wait, What?
Mr. Weasel: Yeah.
Mr. Squirrel: That's not right.
Mr. Weasel: You sure?
Mr. Squirrel: No, that's not right.
Mr. Weasel: Pretty sure?
Mr. Squirrel: No, no, no, Let me show you. "Hey there little kids, Welcome to The Little Zoo!"
Mr. Weasel: You didn't how it goes.........saying?
Mr. Squirrel: That's how it goes.
Mr. Weasel: "Hey there little kitties, Welcome to The Little Pets!"
Mr. Squirrel: "Hey there little lillies--"
Mr. Weasel: "Hey there little gigglies--"
Molly Kiddies: Hey, Hey! Guys! You've got it all wrong.
John Kiddies: It's "Hey there little kiddies,"
[John Kiddies Turns on microphone]
John Kiddies [Echo of the microphone]: "Welcome to The Little Kids!"
Mr. Squirrel and Mr. Weasel: .......... [Laughs]
Mr. Squirrel: That's a stupidiest thing I ever heard!
Mr. Weasel: You can't sing the Little Kids theme song, dummy. That's impossible.
Mr. Squirrel: You ever show'd up what a little kid can be?
Mr. Weasel: Those kiddies are little you know?
Mr. Squirrel: Nothing about that.
[John Kiddies Turns off microphone]
♪♪
The Little Kids: Movie
SPRING 2020
THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED
© 2020 DISNEY
==Birth of Molly Kiddies Teaser==
John Kiddies: Huh?
Oliver Kiddies: [Gasps]
[Door Opening]
John Kiddies: Mommy! Your home!
John and Molly's Mom / Julia Kiddies: I guess i'll will call you, Molly Kiddies.
Baby Molly: [Babbling]
[John and Oliver Kiddies Laughs]
BIRTH OF MOLLY KIDDIES
The Little Kids: Movie
IN THEATERS SPRING 2020
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==School Day Ad==
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Flower Studios
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John Kiddies: Wow. This place is amazing.
Molly Kiddies: When is Oliver gonna meet us here?
John Kiddies: He must be doing a math test somewhere.
(Oliver Kiddies working on the math test)
[Schoolbell Ringing]
Mr. Squirrel: Hey. Down here Brown Boy.
Mr. Weasel: If you think you can take our top price spot?! your wrong.
Mr. Squirrel: Crazy wrong!
Oliver Kiddies: Help us please!
Mr. Squirrel: I'll help you guys. With my Littlefoot!
(Mr. Squirrel slaps Oliver's cheek)
Oliver Kiddies: Boof!
Mr. Squirrel: There! How about that! Huh?! Hey ki----- um... [Gasps] Oh! Oh! Hey there little kiddies, Welcome to The Littlefoot!
(Mr. Squirrel slaps Oliver's cheek again)
Mr. Squirrel: Boom!
Mr. Weasel: [Laughs]
Mr. Squirrel: And wagging my tail?
(Mr. Squirrel wagin his tail)
(Oliver snapin' a Mouse Trap at Mr. Squirrel on the Tail)
Mr. Squirrel: They can not here you Scream!
Mr. Weasel: Whoa! Whoa.
The Little Kids: Movie
MAY 1
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© 2020 DISNEY
==Labor Day Sneak Peek Teaser==
THIS SPRING
[John and Molly Kiddies Giggles]
IT'S COMING
FOR THE FIRST TIME
The Little Kids: Movie
Mr. Squirrel: I love Those little guys, dawg.
Mr. Weasel: The Little Kids are my jam.
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==Official Trailer==
Narrator: Before our kiddies begin, We'd like to introduce you to our kiddies guide speeds
From the directors of Toy Story
John Kiddies: Hey there, There's some amazing kids in the United States. Some of them, even sing and dance. we call them "The Little Kids"
[Kiddies Waving a Hands]
John Kiddies: "Hey there little kiddies,"
[John Kiddies Turns on microphone]
John Kiddies [Echo of the microphone]: "Welcome to The Little Kids!"
Emily Kiddies: Emily.
Lola Kiddies: Lola.
Shane Kiddies: Shane. Hey, you're an 5 year old? You're funny right? Hey, Tell us a joke
Shane, Lola and Emily Kiddies: [Chuckles]
John Kiddies: [Smells] Ah. I want to be brave. Which you children, And animals, are so amazing.
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[Bird Chirping]
John Kiddies: And look at this, It's a forest.
Narrator: As you can see, Our kiddies guide knows all about The United States. Especially are those types known for their Children. They Wiggle, Sing and Dance. It's a forest, That will make you laugh out loud.
(Oliver snapin' a Mouse Trap at Mr. Squirrel on the Tail)
Mr. Squirrel: They can not here you Scream!
Mr. Weasel: Whoa! Whoa.
Narrator: As you roll right along. You never know what kind of friends you'll see.
John Kiddies: Let's roll Lola Kiddies, His look, is on this beauty.
Narrator: But one thing's for sure, everywhere we go, There's lots and lots and lots of things in the world.
Oliver Kiddies: Someone is too hungry for animals.
Kitty Cat Meowing Echo: [Meows]
Narrator: Kitty cats, Puppy dog, Squirrels and more. The United States is full of fun adventures. And these Little Kids, are full of surprises. So we make sure to watch out for a Boy named Shane and a Girl named Lola.
John Kiddies: The Kiddies.
[In the Movie Theater of Kids]
John Kiddies: Wow.
Molly Kiddies [Chuckles]: It's, John.
Narrator: Go ahead. jump right in. There's no danger here, Just plenty of singing, dancing and laughing. these guys, just got bigger and better every minute.
John Kiddies: Absolutely.
Narrator: if everyone's ready, the film is about to begin.
John Kiddies: That is so cool!
Narrator: Kiddies and Animals for every step of the way.
John Kiddies: The kiddies won't have to go back.
Oliver Kiddies: What's going on?
John Kiddies: Nothing into you, Brown Boy. Just kidding.
Oliver Kiddies: I've better take a look over here. This is Molly, we was roping, a skipping rope! Get it?
John Kiddies: That's why she's The Little Cute Adorable Girl.
Oliver Kiddies: Ew, What kind of toy you made?
John Kiddies: No, That's a doll you idiot, That is The Little Cute Adorable Girl!
[The Little Cute Adorable Girl Laughs]
Narrator: Come along. You're gonna love every minute. We promise you'll never seen Kiddies rap like this before.
John Kiddies: Whoo! Don't you just love that Dog?
Narrator: What happens when the kiddie's team up with the Forest Animals, Everyone goes on a big adventure. Join us, for this adventure tour throughout the United States with John, Molly, the Forest Animals. and everyone's favorite gang, The Little Kids. In, The Little Kids: Movie. Coming only to theaters May 1st.
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==Trailer Learn==
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Flower Studios
Narrator: Get ready, To learn at school. It's the First Day of School! Come along!
Molly Kiddies: First day of school! Wake up, wake up! Come on. First day of school.
John Kiddies: I don't want to go to school, five more minutes.
Molly Kiddies: Not you, John, me.
John Kiddies: OK. Huh?
Molly Kiddies: Get up, get up. It's time for school, time for school, it's time for school, time for school.John Kiddies: All right, I'm up.
Molly Kiddies: Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Whoa!
[Thud and Bodyfall]
John Kiddies: Molly!Shane Kiddies: The panic is attacking me! Waah!
Tarrow Kiddies: Boof! Hey, Watch it!
Teddy Bear: Uhh... Pardon me. That's mine.
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: Oh, Here you go.
Teddy Bear: Thank you.
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: You're welcome.
THIS YEAR
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: Aah! Oh, hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me, uh--Teddy Bear: Oh, you're so very kind.
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: What happened?
Teddy Bear: : Well, I... I threw off, cause the kids are just trying to steal me.
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: What?
Teddy Bear: They steal me! The rhythm in which he lives in his life, his attitude of behavior. I threw it off, and the kid had me thrown out of the window.
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: (Gasps) Oh, really? I'm supposed I'll have to see him today.
Teddy Bear: Don't throw off his kids!
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: Oh, OK.
GET READY
Teddy Bear: Beware the kids.
John and Molly's Dad / Daniel Kiddies: Hey, are you gonna be all right?
Teddy Bear: Kids.
FOR THESE LITTLE GUYS OF FUN.
Foregay the Dog: You can put the dog door in there! Whoa! Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!
John Kiddies: Foregay, Watch out for the fish kite!
Foregay the Dog: What fish kite? Boof! Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Oh, good. This is ridiculous.
From the directors of Toy Story
[Schoolbell Ringing]
John Kiddies: So, How it's school.
Molly Kiddies: It was great.
John Kiddies: Great, So how w--
Molly Kiddies: No. No, no, no, no, no, no, Tell me, How it's school.
John Kiddies: It was awesome! So, Molly, Your my best sister ever.
Molly Kiddies: I love you, John. [Kissing] Wow, I Love You!
John Kiddies: [Gasps and Giggles]
Molly Kiddies: [Giggles]
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Mr. Squirrel: Hey. Down here Brown Boy.
Mr. Weasel: If you think you can take our top price spot?! your wrong.
Mr. Squirrel: Crazy wrong!
Oliver Kiddies: Help us please!
Mr. Squirrel: I'll help you guys. Hey there little kiddies, Welcome to The Littlefoot!
(Mr. Squirrel slaps Oliver's cheek again)
Mr. Squirrel: Boom!
Mr. Weasel: [Laughs]
Mr. Squirrel: And wagging my tail?
(Mr. Squirrel wagin his tail)
(Oliver snapin' a Mouse Trap at Mr. Squirrel on the Tail)
Mr. Squirrel: They can not here you Scream!
Mr. Weasel: Whoa! Whoa.
Mr. Squirrel: OW! LET GO OF ME!!!!
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