S01E04 - An Open Relationship

We are back to just having Allie and Lyndsay as hosts...and they miss Danny. Lyndsay promises that he will be back for future episodes.
Chapter 4 is entitled "A Candid Conversation"
== Episode Summary ==
Hermione and Snape continue to dance around each other...still no sexy times.
== Notable Moments ==
* Mention of the vajazzling joke from S01E03. Allie's mom suggests
** The Snazzy Snatch
** The Mystical Muff
** Bibbity Bobbity Bush
*"If I were a wizard, I would call hooking up "the dark arts". I would be really popular. Especially if I have to say "as a joke" afterwards. Do you guys get it? No one wants to sleep with me" ~ Lyndsay
*"They have been kind of playing chicken or Marco Polo on either end of the pool, circling each other in nudity. It's like a cage match." ~ Allie
*More washcloth references
*Coarse hair reference
*"This is not the kind of wetness I wanted." ~ Lyndsay
*"Hermione, don't be a chump! Do what we all do and cry after sex." ~ Lyndsay
*"You know what speaks a thousand words, Snape? A smack on the ass!" ~ Lyndsay
*Snape negging Hermione
*"And then he calls her a 'Mudblood'. RUDE!" ~ Lyndsay
*10 points to Gryffindor?! Snape is a cheap bastard!
*Confirmed that it is a "big, frothy bathtub" (~ Allie) when the drain was pulled out and not a pool, which relieves Danny's concerns about bathing in other people's pee, but seems like a waste of water.left|thumb|181x181px|We hope this means that it's sexy time now
*Allie wonders whether Moaning Myrtle has been eavesdropping on them this whole time.
*Guesses for next week: They will get to "first base" (some debate over what this means exactly), but that there will at least be some kissing.
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