Bloggin' a Food Blog

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Bloggin' a Food Blog is a song performed by Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter in "The Food Wife"
==Lyrics==
:We're Bloggin' a food blog, Marge and Bart and Lisa,
:As one now, we're having fun now.
:Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names,
:Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi,
:The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi,
:Homemade terrines, my ducks always confit,
:I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need,
:I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide,
:A fumatore in Brindisi Fed-Exes me salami,
:Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami,
:I'll be "Frank" like Bruni, "Ruthless" like Reichl, "Wiley" like Dufresne, and when I take the mike,
:I'll Rhyme about radicchio, criticize Colicchio,
:Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio,
:Throw it in the Pho Yo ,
:And don't you call that Pho "Foe",
:Talk about broth-squirtin' dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
:We're bloggin a food blog,
:Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
===Credits version===
:We're bloggin' a food blog,
:Settin' up accounts for our users, using computers,
:Post tweets every day, yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all,
:Never give it four stars—ain't never give it four stars—maybe two, maybe three,
:Moderating the comments,
:Checkin' the page views,
:G-G-G Duck fat—truffle oil—Yo, yo, yo,
:My food is art. My food is art—It comes right from the heart,
Category:Songs
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