Strip Archive

A more comprehensive overview of the S.S.D.D. archive for easy reference, based on the "SSDD Story Lines" archive dropdown menu. Filler strips, The Church of Poisoned Minds, and Sticky the Stick Man comics have their own pages. Years 11+ on separate pages due to size bogging down the editor. Transcripts of strip contents are here. Separate page for guest comics added for quick reference.
==Year 1==
* Random Crap-O-Rama
** Richard and Gates one-shot episodes
**Kingston introduced
*Say Hi to Kingston
**Kingston moves in
*Richard get's a girlfriend
**Anne dates Richard
*Sex Lies and Anarchists
**Gates attempts subliminal messaging
**Richard and Anne get closer (a LOT closer)
==Year 2==
* S.S.D.F. (S.S.D.D. 2099)
*more one-shot episodes
*Gates stabs himself in the chest with his teeth
*Anne's PMT
*Richard and Anne piss off the artist
*100th strip (animated!)
*Inoffensive S.S.D.D.
== Year 3 ==
* Celebrating two years of polluting the internet with this bollocks!
*The morning after
**hangovers and attempts to cure the same
** Gates and Kingston race Anne's vibrators
** more one-shot episodes
**Halloween special: Norman as Leatherface, Anne as Regan MacNeil(?), Kingston as Freddy Krueger, Richard as William Weir
*Backfired
**Gates distracts the police while he blows up the pumping station
**Gates offers to switch rooms with Kingston, then realises why Kingston was eager to do so
**Gates tunes out, no one knows why
**Christmas things
*SSDF (big story line)
**Maytec commission to use E11 for experiments
**Adams orders Tessa to shut down Tin-Head
**Tin-Head is taken offline and sends a distress signal to the Anarchists
**Gates is revived from cryostasis
**The Inglorious attacks E11
**Gates confronts Cook about the Philadelphia Project (time machine prototype)
**The Inglorious demonstrates the (future) time machine's capabilities
**Cook stuns Adams and plans to escape with the time machine
**Inlays attack Cook, Tessa defeats Inlays
**Sticks brings Tin-Head back online
**Gates teleports to E11, takes down Sticks and distracts Tessa with long monologue about placing her there, exactly where he wanted
**Adams takes down Gates
**Cook suggests escaping on the Wildfire
**The Inglorious fires on the Wildfire, preventing escape
**Cook activates the time machine on the Wildfire, transporting Tessa, Adams, Sticks, Tin-Head, and himself to the past
== Year 4 ==
* Back to the Present
**Tessa spies on Gates
**more one-shot episodes
**Gates regenerates
*Pine Fresh
**Richard makes Gates and Kingston clean the loo
**Christmas with Tessa and Sticks
**...and Al
*Anne's Pregnant?
**Anne talks about marriage
**Anne has morning sickness(?)
**Richard picks up a pregnancy test
**Anne reminisces about past lovers
**Richard reminisces about past lovers
**The verdict
*Future Developments (big story)
**Tessa goes on a field mission
**Tessa (cat)suits up
**Shots fired
**Body count
**Interview with the Inlay
**Tin-Head intervenes
**Tessa takes the shot (in the leg)
**Tessa dreams
**Julian appears
**Michael appears
**Showdown
**Tessa recovers
**Play-by-play of events
== Year 5 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**The Oracle is intrigued
**Gates and Gates
**Gates's revenge
**more (or less) one-shot episodes
*Birth of a Monster
**Kevin orders Christopher to get the Oracle online
**The Oracle queues some questionable tasks
*Death of a Father
**Christopher steps in front of a bus
**Kevin unites the ashes with the Oracle
**Flash animation of Christopher's ashes, the Oracle, and Gates aboard the Inglorious [backup version]
**more one-shot episodes
*Seeing Red
**Richard gets plastered
**Richard wakes up in a strange room
**Red appears
**Red apologises
**Richard wants no more to do with this conversation
**Tea
**Talking after all
*Recap
**The Story So Far (by Sticks)
*Cold Caller
**Christopher calls Gates
**Tin-Head calls a meeting
**The recording
*Meet the Boss
**Anne is called to Cook's office
**Cheesy sci-fi
**Cook offers to let Anne work from home
== Year 6 ==
* (Throwback)
** Working from home
* The Ghosts in my Head
** Tessa has nightmares again
* Rule Britannia
** The police look for Gates
** Officer Simons checks out a tip on the Britannia
** Doppelganger
* Shore Leave
** Concern about discrepancies in the timeline
**Happy Holidays from the crew of the C.A.S Inglorious
**Hangover
* The time is 4:20
** Kingston gets Richard high
** No peep show for Michael
** The Church of Poisoned Minds
* Who's a Growning Boy?
** Nathan has bad news on the Oracle
** The Oracle rewrites itself
** Shutting down the Oracle
* Milk
** Out of milk
** A would-be robber appears (and unknown cameo from Tails the Fox lookalike)
** Gates saves the day
** Fat Lez sits on Gates
* Legal Beagle Weasel [Flash animation: Tessa]
** Tessa and Smith (Adams) spar
** Gates is a hero
** Heart posts Gates's bail
** Gates gets another call
** The 5 Iron Arsonist
== Year 7 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**a new twist on golf
**Heart's ride
**keeping Gates busy
* King of Clubs Jack of Hearts
**the Old Man checking up on the subject
**no spoilers for Michael
**[Flash animation: broken link, but IIRC it was a choir of men singing "Sit on My Face" then walking off-stage to reveal they were not wearing pants]
**the Heart of the meeting
**Jack of Hearts
* Die Laughing
**Heart meets Tessa meets Giggler
**What's a Giggler?
**Lancelot listening in
**Lancelot's story
**Flash animation: animated version of the still image
**What goes quack, quack?
**The SwingDimometer (interactive Flash feature: Labour vs. Tories) [demonstration]
**RIP Heart's car
* CAS Overview
* Strictly Business
**Interactive Flash feature with background on Maytec [demonstration]
** Interactive Flash feature of Julie Waterman's journal (easter egg: "Are you my mummy?") [demonstration]
** Interactive Flash feature of Dwight Garner's e-mail [demonstration]
** Interactive Flash feature of Henry Waterman's e-mail (easter egg: "live" feed of Julie and Jonathan sex cam) [demonstration]
** Interactive Flash feature of Henry Waterman's e-mail (easter egg: "live" feed of static with threatening rhyme) [demonstration]
* Recycled Jokes
**enforcing the recycling regulations
**more one-shot episodes
* The Talented Mr Reed
**the satellite hijacking report
**Christopher's final trip (or is it?)
**I'm starting to see a pattern here
**Nathan is skeptical
**So whodunit?
**Nathan gets to the bottom of it
**Flash Animation: The Chicken [backup version] [note: also appears here probably due to upload error]
**Seeing Red (new POV)
**Visiting hours
**The Governor is not pleased
**Dr. Ruby... Scarlet
== Year 8 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
**SAY NOTHING! GET RID OF THE CHICKEN!
**Heart and Gates drop by for a visit
**Hitching a ride from Red
**Richard gets a new tenant
**Kingston ruins everything (or, at least, this thing)
**Is it always like this around here Red?
**Get a room
**The "Dirty Half Dozen" is a failure
**Okay Brain, tell us something about the guys that jumped you
**Heart and Gates at their next job
**Gates has misgivings about working for Mr. Reed
**Working on Red's alibi
* The Tower of Babel
**Interactive Flash feature of the (future) history of America [backup version]
**how a primary school teacher became First Advisor
**CAS is building a tower
**Central and Trisha
**What have we told you about letting Dwight talk to customers!?
**Tessa Mary Edwards
**Sgt. Willis addresses the new recruits
**I'll take these three!
**You want me to be a guinea pig?
**Augmentations
**Flash animation: faint image of a spinning mobile with simple piano tune [backup version]
**Flash animation: two vague head outlines looking down with spinning mobile behind them, imperceptible voices with simple piano tune [backup version]
**Oh hello there! Julian
**First Advisor Black meets King Arthur
**Coffee Talk with Tessa and Julian
**Enter Lee
**Sparring
**Why did you let me win?
**Lessons with Dr. Ashmore
**Tessa plays hooky
**Suiting up
**Bedtime (not)
== Year 9 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
*Construction is proceeding smoothly
*Hi Jonathan
*Meeting Advisor Krutz
*North American Conflict
*Another checkup from the Old Man
*Launching the Rapture
*Central reports to Alik
*Merry Christmas
*Trisha reports to Cook
*We've built something. Something secret. Something BIG.
*Maytec warmongering
*Hearing crickets on the front lines of Virginia
*Central stows aboard an old weather satellite
*Friendly War Games
*War game, noun.
*Julian hates that locker
*Fabrication Plant 12
*Flash animation: faint image of a spinning mobile and baby crying over a simple piano tune [backup version]
*The wee hours of the morning
*That's my wife, Maura.
*It was no bombing!
*Advisory meeting on the Tower and Hand of God
*Sleeping together
*Locking down the Citadel
*Firing the Tower
*Calling Texas
*Sitrep: not good
*I've never seen them before in my life!
*Rec time with Tessa and Julian
*GET ON WITH IT!
== Year 10 ==
* (continuing where we left off)
** Another Advisory meeting
**Launch the first wave!
**An unexpected side trip to Austin
**Texas aftermath
**Jonathan is released
**Alik on the move
**Cook requests a remote outpost for experiments
**Central is a captive audience
**Fraternizing with the frenemy
**I'm not interrupting you at all am I?
**Surrendering to bad dreams
**You mean... you can't control the Oracle?
**The Unconditional Surrender of Texas
**Jonathan is done
**Crow is done
**Dealing with Texas
**America's non-aggression treaty
**C.A.S. Land Deal
**Challenging Advisory
**I side with Devon Woodgrove.
**Abandon Citadel
**Ready for take-off
**The system is flawed.
**Girl talk
**Cook and the "New York" thing
* BONUS: Pretend Best Friends (S.S.D.F. is now the "main" storyline)
** Nathan begins a journal
** Illegal wiretapping for fun and profit
** Spending catches up to Nathan
** Nathan's big payload
** Nathan meets the Governor
** Nathan meets the Brain
** Nathan signs his life away
** Nathan's project assignment
** Starting at GCHQ
** Meeting Christopher
** The Dirty Half-Dozen
** Nathan's voice recognition program
** Nathan's living quarters
** Chris helps out
** Chris's scheme
** Anne needs help
** Anne's line of questioning
** Up and running again
** Chatting with friends
** The Governor had found unauthorized programs running on his machines.
** The next and last time I ever saw Martin
** A talk with the Governor
** Giving the Oracle a voice
** Our first "mission"
* Flash animation: unfortunately, a broken link...
== Year 11 ==
* Strip Archive 2
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