Clever Insults & Drinking During Surgery

Clever Insults & Drinking During Surgery is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Gibberish Phrase===
Shake the prong, Doc, quaff the port, dear!
===Hints===
It's a way of saying "take a hike"…
… like to the bottom of a lake.
Do you have good shoes for this long walk.
===Hints Reading===
"Hint number one, it's a way of saying 'take a hike'."
"'Take a hike', like to the bottom of a lake."
"Hope you got good shoes, cause it's a long walk."
"Not much time left, I'd say make it a short sprint."
===Gibberish Answer===
Take a long walk off a short pier!
===Answer Quote===
"Now me? I usually take short walks down long piers, get winded and collapse clutching my chest. But I'm a little out of shape right now."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"Try it like this: 'Hey, you wanna know somethin'? You're a jerk. Why don't you go shake the prong doc quaff the port dear!'"
===Key Words===
Take, taik, tke, tkae, teka, taak, tka, tak, took
a, aa, z, q, e
long, loong, ong, llong, lomg, ling, lont, lonh, aong, lng
walk, alk, ak, wak, wkal, wall, wlak
off, of, if, off of, off
a, aa, z, q, e
short, shirt, shit, shor, shot, shrt, shir, sort
pier, peer, peir, pir, piir, per, peare, pear
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