Susan's Common Alliance (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Team Dragoon is running as lasers explode behind them.
Eggman: Ohhohoho! Team Dragoon, meet Egg Dragoon! I finally completed it!
Srish: Blah blah, we've dealt with Egg Dragoons before.
Eggman: Oh? Do tell.
Alan then starts running up the Egg Dragoon.
Srish: Why it's simple. We keep them looking straight ahead-
Alan is about halfway up.
Srish: -and Alan deals with the Eggman in the cockpit.
Alan then breaks the glass of Eggman's Egg Mobile.
Eggman: No! How?! 
Eggman then attempts to jet off, but Dria flies up and shoots the engines.
Alan: Man, i've waited for this day. Ahem. Eggman, you are under arrest!
Eggman: NOOOOO-
Cut to Eggman in chains being dragged into G-U-N's Gaia City Base.
Srish and Alan: Did someone order a Eggman ready for arrest?
G-U-N Soldier: Well no.
Alan: Well do you want him?
G-U-N Soldier: Oh we want him all right. We want him on about 42 counts of attempted-
Alan: Yeah i don't wanna know, just take him.
Srish: So what are you gonna do with him? Take him to court, lock him up on the spot, construct a new Prison Island to hold him?
G-U-N Soldier: We're gonna have Omega execute him.
Alan: Nice! Can we help?
G-U-N Soldier: Sure, considering the hassle we were put through months back, we may need the support.
They then walk deeper into the base, but then the camera pans to Tails, who was watching them.
Tails: Oh boy, Sonic's not gonna like this.
Tails then dashes off.
Meanwhile, up in Prower Towers with Susan...
Susan: Hey Sasha, wanna see who's a better fighter?
Sasha: You're on!
Ava: Hey, i wanna try too!
Swift: Me too!
Sasha: Ok, we'll just do a battle royale!
Susan: 3,2,1.
They then dash at each other, but then Sonic opens the door.
Susan: Sonic?
Sonic: Susan, i need your help.
Susan: Wait, why would you need us?
Sonic: Eggman's going to be executed later today by G-U-N. Team Dark and Team Dragoon will also be defending. I hope to stop it, but only Tails, Amy and Cream have agreed to help.
Sasha: I can see why. But sure, we can help.
Susan: I'll get Heads to call some more help.
Ava: Wait, hold on, why not go Super then?
Amy: Someone stole a Chaos Emerald. Just one. It's strange they didn't take the whole set, but it leaves us unable to go Super.
Sasha: Ahh, got it.
Susan then goes for the secret entrance to the Prower Underground, and jumps down it, sliding right to Heads.
Heads: Susan?
Susan: Heads, get us some backup, we need to help Sonic save Eggman from G-U-N!
Heads: Why? Eggman being locked up-
Susan: They won't lock him up, they plan to execute him! You know how Sonic gets when Eggman's been killed!
Heads: Alright, i'll call for support.
Heads then calls on Grades 1-3 to see who would help, ending with a sizable strike force, as well as a small collection of Hazel's troops. The team then emerges on the city streets outside Prower Towers, joined by Sonic's crew.
Platinum: Hey Hazel, why don't you have more troops?
Hazel: With all the stuff i've been doing with you, Dad's restricted the troops i can command outside the colony to two strike forces.
Speedy: Where's the people who fight Sally normally?
Sasha: While Tails and Cream may have cancelled their daily plans, Sally has not. They must be busy with whatever that is.
Sonic: This is more than enough anyways. Thanks for coming, even though we often fight you.
Susan: No biggie, besides, it's been forever since i've fought G-U-N. I even brought the Susan Kart for the occasion!
Curd: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Cream: Can we save those for after we've helped Sonic?
Curd: Aww, alright.
Teams Sonic and Susan then run or drive off.
Meanwhile with Teams Dark and Dragoon...
Omega: I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU ALL. THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECIVED.
Alan: You deserve it, buddy. By the way, where have you been?
Omega: I HAVE BEEN FREEING OTHER CITIES FROM EGGMAN OCCUPATION.
Dria: Geez, i can't believe i didn't think to check sooner! There has to be more than just one major city on this continent, why haven't we looked?
Srish: I don't know, Gaia City just felt too important to leave to see the rest of the world.
Alan: Yeah that's inter- Hey Rouge, what are you doing?
Rouge: I'm listening to G-U-N communications. It's almost certain that someone's going to try and mess with us at this critical juncture.
Alan: Yeah that's fair. Though it's great to see you here, Shadow. I heard rumors that you had joined Heads's team.
Shadow: I have. But the execution of Eggman will help humanity and all Mobians simultaneously. Plus, i've heard the same rumors about you.
Alan: It's more a strategic alliance, every base Heads converts is a jumping off point to destroy more dangerous bases. But that will soon be a non-issue.
Omega: MAY I FINALLY EXECUTE EGGMAN?
G-U-N Soldier: Yes, we've got the equipment set up.
Just as the soldier finishes though, Omega goes offline. Rouge pulls out a G-U-N communicator, and they hear this
Communications: We've picked up a group heading at high speeds for this base.
Rouge and Team Dragoon: Of course.
Communications: The group appears to consist of... Wait this can't be right.
Shadow: What?
Rouge switches on visual communication, and they notice Team Sonic among the crowd of the usual suspects.
Dria: What the heck?
Silence and Shadow: What!?
Alan, Srish, and Rouge: Why is Sonic among them?
Back with Teams Sonic and Susan...
The dual teams were dealing with G-U-N's response to their seeming attack, when they noticed something.
Heads: Hey, what's that?
The thing turned out to be the Dragoonian Battileer, manned by G-U-N soldiers. As the teams got closer, it started firing, knocking many of Hazel's strike team out of the sky, with the main cannon attacking the Susan Kart. 
Heads: Incoming!
Tails: That's the Dragoonian Battileer, why is it firing on us?
Sasha: There seems to be G-U-N personnel driving it.
The Susan Kart then uses a Lightning to destroy the helicopters pestering the teams, with the G-U-N personnel safely parachuting away. It also pulled out a Flare Flower in a attempt to stop the Dragoonian Battileer, but half the shots missed, and the rest didn't do anything to throw off their aim. Then, the gunner manning the side cannons of the Dragoonian Battileer managed to damage the Susan Kart engine's protective griddle, allowing the gunner with the main cannon to destroy the engine. Heads and Susan quickly jumped out of the Susan Kart as it exploded, but the reserve G-U-N copters flew in, forcing the flyers on team Susan to destroy them manually.
Cream: Oh, i wish we didn't have to do this!
Sasha: Hey, I think i can grapple the Dragoonian Battileer from here! Grab on!
Susan grabbed on, getting launched at the main cannon of the Dragoonian Battileer, then Sasha uses Laser in combination with Susan's Lightning Homing Attack to tear apart the tank/car hybrid, but in a way that allowed the G-U-N troops to escape. With the teams having finally reached the base, though down Hazel's strike forces, they made a dash into the base, with Inferno, Curd, and others helping Sonic, Amy, Swift, and Ava reach the room Eggman was being held in. 
As Team Dragoon turned to see the door being Spindashed down, they were quickly taken out by blue and pink blurs.
Sonic: Nice work!
Swift and Ava: Thanks!
As Rouge charged the Hedgehog family, Swift froze her with a Quick Cyloop.
Sonic: Alright, now can everyone calm down, we just came for Eggman.
Alan: What the heck... No! You can't have Eggman
Silence: He is to be executed, by Omega, today!
Shadow: You must be more foolish than i ever thought possible. This isn't Mr Tinker, this is Eggman. He's committed hundreds of crimes, no, THOUSANDS! After all that, you're not going to let him die?
Srish: Come on, if Sonic wants him to live, he must have a good reason.
Shadow: Forget it. If you are going to be so foolish, then I will have to drive you out myself! Just as well, I just perfected a new way to use Chaos Blast. 
Amy: Shadow, no! Don't you understand, Sonic is nothing without Eggman to defeat!
Shadow: Enough of your foolishness. CHAOS-
Alan: Evacuate, Team!
Shadow:-BLAST!
Shadow then unleashes a Chaos-based laser, with intense energies expelling in a X pattern behind him, destroying the roof and putting holes in the floor. Sonic and Amy dodge around it, but Swift and Ava are caught by surprise and get scorched by it, knocking them out. Sonic then dodges the intense energies and Wild Rushes into Shadow, using his speed shield to surpass Shadow's Chaos protection, knocking him to the side, and making him lose a Chaos Emerald.
Sonic: So that's where it went.
Shadow: You will not stop justice! Take this!
Shadow and Sonic then duke it out, while Amy severs the chains holding Eggman down, but not his handcuffs. A Egg Mobile then appears out of nowhere, and Eggman pushes Amy aside to get in.
Eggman: Thanks for the help, but i don't need you anymore! Haste le bye bye suckers! 
Shadow: No!
Dria: I've got it!
Then, Omega reactivates and grabs the Egg Mobile.
Omega: MY INTERNAL CLOCK REGISTERED A 4 MINUTE OFF PERIOD, WHAT HAPPENED.
Shadow: As you can see, Sonic decided it would be smart to save Eggman from you.
Omega: UNACCEPTABLE! I WILL HANDLE THE BLUE HEDGEHOG AFTER I HAVE DESTROYED EGGMAN.
Communications: I'm sorry Omega, but we've gotten new info that makes you unable to destroy Eggman.
Everyone turns to Rouge, still frozen, but who's communicator is online. Except for Omega, who receives transmissions directly.
Communications: It turns out that a while back, Eggman was killed in a battle with Sonic and Amy. We do not know why, but several G-U-N soldiers present on that day reported that the city rallied to revive Eggman. If you were to kill him, G-U-N may suffer a public relations disaster.
Omega: BUT... HE... GRR, WE WILL TALK SOON, PUNY BLUE HEDGEHOG. CAN I AT LEAST THROW EGGMAN BACK TO HIS TERRITORY AT HIGH VELOCITY?
Alan: Sure, knock yourself out, or preferably Eggman.
Sonic: As long as he stays in his Eggmobile.
Eggman: W-wait, can you not-?
Omega: BEGONE.
Eggman is sent flying.
Eggman: CURSE YOU! CURSE ALL OF YOUUUUU-!
Everyone then leaves the base, with Susan's crew in high spirits.
Ava: That was the best training ever!
Rouge: Alright, get out. 
Srish: Well, all's well that ends well i guess.
Alan and Silence: Bah.
Cream: At least Mr Eggman was stopped.
Sasha: And Tails didn't make any empire destroying devices!
Tails: You forget, I am a genius! I made the device as we were planning! With this Destruction Wand, I can destroy all Bad-
Cream: Alright Mr Tails, give me back Cheese's wand toy.
They all laugh at Tails's subtle joke...
Alan: My tank! Nooo!
The End.
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