Love is a Many-Splintered Thing/Quotes

:Bart: Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: "Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.
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:Bart: And then I ran right home to you.
:Milhouse: You did everything great, Bart. Then you told me all about it like a true gentleman. I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
:Lisa: Ew! On every level, ew! Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter, not like they're a bunch of Milhice. What? It's the plural of Milhouse. Look it up.
:Homer: Listen to your sister, boy.
:Lisa: What I'm saying applies to you, too, Dad.
:Homer: What are you talkin' about? Marge and I are goin' great.
:Marge: Homer Simpson! Did you take Maggie to Moe's?
:Homer: It was during Happy Hour. Don't you want our baby to be happy?
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:Mary: Bart Simpson, you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant. Lift my spirits!
:Bart: Um... lifting people's spirits is an interesting topic. For centuries, Neanderthal and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits.
:Mary: You're givin' me book report talk.
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:Mary: Bart, you're a good duck, but we wouldn't last.
:Bart: But I'm the main guy in this story. Things are supposed to work out for me.
:Brazilian Record Producer's Son: Todo mundo é o cara principal em sua própria história. Meu amigo, bem-vindo à minha história.
:(Everyone is the main guy in their own story. My friend, welcome to my story.)
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:Woody Allen: Well done, Bart. You played that like a combination of Willie Mays and Paul Cézanne.
:Bart: Who are you?
:Woody Allen: I... you know, I-I played the ant in Antz, the lesser known of the ant movies.
:Bart: Oh, yeah.
----Homer: Why, you little-- (strangles Bart) I'll teach you to say something that SOUNDS SO SIMILAR! (grunting)
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