Can You Survive Blaine Boysmell

The following is a choose-your-own-adventure styled browser game. Try to escape with your life after being abducted by the one and only Blaine Boysmell.
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The ceiling above your head is unfamiliar to you. You're in a room just barely illuminated by a nearby trio of candles. Everything is quite fuzzy, but you do your best to recall where you are, and how you got here.
You were on your way back home after a friend's house party in the Empyreum. You'd had a bit too much to drink, maybe...
Wait, that's right...there was that sudden pain in your neck- a prick of some kind, like a porcupine's quill, or a syringe. Probably the syringe. Why the fuck would it be a porcupine quill? Why would that be your first thought...? You shake your head- no time for that, Goku.
Your train of thought is derailed by the sound of a case being opened. You realize there's someone else in the room- a male Viera with hips for days. You don't get to choose that part of the adventure, it's canon.
The Viera is dressed in a butcher's smock, with a pair of eggshell blue latex gloves and a mask covering the lower side of his face. He's searching through the aforementioned case- a silver briefcase, much like the briefcase from every movie ever made- which seems to contain all manner of sharp objects. Saws, knives, awls, even what looks like an industrial-grade pizza cutter.
The variably menacing figure seems to notice that you're awake, glancing over his shoulder at you with a single eyebrow raised. He seems...remarkably uninterested, despite going out of his way to kidnap you.
You swallow nervously, and speak...
#"Who are you?"
#"Where am I?"
# "Are you going to kill me?"
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