A Big Ass Rip In Time

"A Big Ass Rip In Time" is a BOTGD 2 Act 1 thread written on July 14th, 2019.
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Hel: A small planet exploded as Hel was sent forcefully through it, shooting out the other side like a bullet. A second later, the ethereal form of Benevelza, the galaxies head celestial, reformed it and all life therein with the blink of an eye.
"A puney God from my favorite, but still puney, planet faces a deity 26,000 times her size...it would be an underdog tale...if you weren't so easily squished like a grape."
"That is really funny...considering I'm still talking." Hel panted as she shook herself off, floating back up to look into the beings swirling orange eyes. "Face it...you've h-hit me pretty hard a few times now. But I'm still going."
Benevelza hummed, his hands of dancing light and sparkling matter spreading open. "Yes...'hit'...the perhaps its time I extinsguished you. Insolent offspring of mine."
"Sure, sure!" Hel sneered. "Bring it on...older uh...further back...elder cousin or something."
Benecelza's hands dropped. "Wait, are you fucking serious? You dont know who I am?"
"Eer..."
"Oh me damnit Loki really was the worst at raising children. I'm you're great, great, great grandfather Hel! What's the matter with you?!"
Hel put her hands on her hips. "Alright I get it and- wait, great, great, /great/? Odin was just my regular grand dad. What happened to great one and great two?"
A moon sized asteroid smashed down on her head as Benevelza snarled. "You killed them last week you little shit! I swear to me you are such a deplorable psychopath!"
"Hey quit using my name in vane!"
"You! Are not! GOD!" The deity roared.
"But I will be!"
"Let's end this."
"I couldnt agree more!"
Hel gave a mighty roar and shot up towards his face, her fists clenched as black holes formed in Benvelza's hands. Just as they were about to meet though, a trip in space and time stretched out in front of them. Benvelza's imperceptibly enormous form shifted backwards as Hel put on the breaks.
"Whao!"
"What the fuck!?"
"Hel what in our creations name di-"
They both paused, and then spoke at the same time.
"Milae."
"Wait you know about him?"
"Hel I own this whole galaxy! I remember the atoms used to create that souls first vessel before you were even born! Of course I know about him. But apparently you dont know him well enough though! Look at what your stupid kid did!"
Hel held up a hand. "Okay...okay...gimmie a sec. Think you can sew that up?"
Benebelza exploded with light and dark matter. "OF COURSE I CAN! I CAN DO IT WITH ONE FINGER! I'M THE GOD O-"
"Great, thanks." Hel interrupted and turned away from him to put a finger to her head.
***
Down on earth, Milae was just on his way to his next destination, when he heard a strange ringing, and felt a buzzing sensation in his pocket.
Yun Milae: "You wish for me to do what, precisely?"
"I just need to be sustained for long enough to fit inside and speak to her, just--"
The valkyrie and the half-breed jumped as a bizarre noise sounded at Milae's hip. He dug within the pocket of his trousers, staring in bewilderment at Urðr, while she stared back, stone-faced.
"You're telling me this isn't you?" he muttered.
"Do I seem like the type to play a childish prank such as this?"
Hel: In his pocket was a stone that, somehow, had a twig sticking out the top of it like a bug antenna. A smaller circular stone was inset in the center like a button. Along with a series small holes hear the base. It continued to make its odd ringing noise and vibrate in his hoof.
Yun Milae: When it buzzed in his hand, he dropped it in alarm, quickly grabbing his staff with a flourish and pointing it at the item. It continued to rattle and make noise against the floor, as the two of them watched it. 
“What on earth...”
Milae prodded the device, bumping the end of the staff up against the round stone.
Baldur: "Remember, try to be kind. He's still your child he's just... Misguided right now." Baldur called to Hel. "Perhaps guidance is what you can offer him now?"
Hel: Hel crossed her eyes as if to look into her own brain. "Perhaps I can guide him with a kick in the- I mean he literally-! Oh alright..." the God grumbled, realizing that *love* and *kindness* were not always exclusive to one another.
"Was that Baldur?! You kept him alive but you're attack me?! The fuck Hel!?"
"Shoosh. I'm on the phone." Hel tossed her head once. "Hi Milae it's me Hel, how ya doing sweetheart?"
Yun Milae: “Um...” Urðr rolled her eyes at the sound of Hel’s voice. The goat peered with narrow eyes down at the device. “I am...well enough. What do you want?”
Hel: "Oh I'm just checking in and...uh...making sure you aren't...erm. Okay I'm having a hard time with this. Let me take it from the top." Hel huffed once. "You made a rip in time Milae. As in, a big ass one that a God has to now sew up."
Yun Milae: “That was...sort of the point. Do you want an apology?” He knelt down to pick up the device in his hoof, still worried it might explode or react violently to his touch.
Baldur: "Don't lash out!" Baldur said quickly. "Deep breath." He would admit the child's insolence was... Grating, to say the least. But he was here to offer her council in moments like these.
Hel: Hel worked her jaw, doing her best to heed his words. "No Milae, it's okay. It's fixed now...um. Lot you've tailored timelines and messed with threads but this..this was a rip. So no apology, just please be more careful. You could really, really mess yourself and others up going to far down rabbit holes like this."
Yun Milae: “Look, if you’ve taken care of finding Duri like you said you would, then I will stop this pursuit. But as far as I know, you have not done that yet. So I will do it myself.” Milae set the item on his table with a click. “Like I said, the rip was intentional. I will get to her if you cannot.”
Hel: Hel did not appreciate being perceived as a problem solver. But she felt Baldur's kindness radiating with her love, so she kept trying her best.
"Milae I know you're trying to get to Frigga but she's..." Hel narrowed her eyes. Realizing that Frigga knew of the conundrum before her.
Milae not being with Duri was not Hel's problem. Nor was Frigga containing Duri her problem as an Eir was not her soul claimed child...yet...
But a human tearing literal holes in time was...so what could Hel do that wasnt tailoring Devine action to the subjective needs of a single human?
"Being a bit of a bitch evidently...okay look kiddo the chances of you finding Frigga by tearing shit up are pretty low compared to you soul shredding yourself in the attempt. So just...just stop. Sure sure, I'll do my part...but for now cut it out."
Yun Milae: The scars on Milae’s forearms began to glow dimly--but not with their typical light. They flickered with shifting colors--ones he recognized. Teal. Amber. Gold. He inhaled sharply at the sight and looked up at the room, seeing the light grow stronger and throw shadows across his many looms, shadows cast by two sets of massive wings, one pair black as night, one white as death. A low surge of heat and power billowed up into his chest, his throat, his very being, and he felt like his very veins were simmering with fire. His brow lowered in determination and he looked down at the device Hel was speaking through.
“I don’t think I will,” he said coolly. He had an unusual, bright gleam in his eye. “If I fail to stop Frigga, you will have much worse than tears in time to deal with, goddess of death.”
Baldur: Baldur sighed. If he had a head he would be shaking it. "Give him the tough love."
Hel: “Nah…” Hel sighed, her hand away from her head for the moment. “He hasn’t said anything wrong. I mean…he’s gonna hurt himself. But…”
There was an odd gentleness in Hel’s tone as she put a finger to her head again. “Then try not to tear things up again too quickly at least.” She glance back at Benevelza. “You’ve already interrupted my relatives funeral…”
“YOU! INSOLANT! BRAT!”
“Gotta go.” Hel took her hand away and turned fully to face the celestial. A fire in her eyes. “I’m gonna kill you for calling him stupid.”
Category:BOTGD 2
Category:Events
Category:Act I
Category:Hel (deity)
Category:Benevelza
Category:Yun Milae
Category:Baldur
Category:Urðr