Super Mario 133: The Day of Sigma

Super Mario 133: The Day of Sigma is a Mario Shame that was created by the Blue Teletubby Workers and released for the Xbox ONE, Xbox Series X and S, Play Station 4 and Play Station 5 on July 27th, 2025.
== Shameplay ==
Unlike Super Mario 132: Project Nexus, which was 2D, this shame goes back to the same shameplay featured in Super Mario 130 and Super Mario 131, which is a 3D third-person shooter similar to Grand Theft Sesame Street. In order to beat a level, the player must kill all enemies, as well as fight the boss at the end of each level. The player has a new ability in this shame: pissing on people, which works just like Postal 2. You can also find weapons and healing items to help them out, such as:
* Guns
* AK-47s
* Krabby Patties
* Rocket Launchers
* Bombs
* Swords
=== Playable Characters ===
* Mario
* OJ
* Mega Man
* N
== Plot ==
=== Intro Cutscene ===
Mario was watching the news channel, only for it to be hacked by Sigma, who reveals that he killed Mega Man X and is now taking over the world with the help of his robots who were stolen from their creators and reprogrammed into scary robots. Mario then teams up with OJ, Mega Man, and N in order to stop Sigma and his robots from being assholes.
=== Level 1: Nowhere ===
Mario and friends are in the Middle of Nowhere for no fucking reason, but they soon fight a bunch of scary-ass robots, and then they fight Metal Sonic in a boss battle. Mega Man fires his Mega Buster at Metal Sonic, which knocks him back. Mario punches Metal Sonic, but he screams in pain because Metal Sonic is made of metal. N then grabs OJ and splashes Metal Sonic with OJ's orange juice, causing him to short circuit, stagger backwards, and fucking ASPLODE!!! Mario then dabs on Metal Sonic's dead body while OJ gets sick due to his lack of orange juice.
N: "Uh... guys... I don't think OJ is feeling so good..."
OJ: "I NEED MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE!!!"
Mario: "Whoops, I-a didn't know you-a needed orange juice in-a order to-a survive!"
OJ: "Bruh..."
Mega Man: "Well, it's a good thing I have an orange juice flavored E-Tank!"
Mega Man refills OJ, making him feel much better.
=== Level 2: Battlefield ===
Mario and friends go to the battlefield to beat up Pokémon and fight the boss, who is R.O.B. this time. R.O.B.'s laser beams shoot out from his eyes as he charges towards Mario and his friends. OJ dodges his attacks, but N gets hit by one of R.O.B.'s laser beams and is sent flying. Mega Man uses his arm cannon to shoot R.O.B., but it has no effect.
Mario: "Hey-a R.O.B., why the-a FUCK are you-a working with Sigma?!" 
R.O.B.: "My programming has been reprogrammed by Sigma to serve his purposes. Resistance is futile."
Mario: "That's-a fuckin' stupid. Anyways, I have-a idea."
OJ: "I swear to God, Mario, you better not waste my orange juice this time!"
Mario: "Don't worry, my-a idea is-a even better this time!" 
Mario takes his overalls off and pisses on R.O.B., causing him to short circuit and ASPLODE just like Metal Sonic. Mario puts his overalls back on, and OJ, Mega Man, and N look at Mario in shock.
N: "Mario... what the actual fuck?!"
OJ: "Well... at least THAT worked..."
=== Level 3: San Francisco ===
Mario and friends go the San Francisco, fight MOAR robotic assholes, and break into Tommy's house.
Tommy: "Hey, get out of here!"
Mega Man: "Shut up, your square head makes you look like you are from Minecraft!"
Tommy: "At least I'm a nazi! Heil Hitler!"
Mega Man: "what"
N turns one his hands into a chainsaw, kills Tommy for being a fuckin' nazi, and then he, Mario, OJ, and Mega Man enter a tower connected to Tommy's house and reaches the top to fight Robotboy, the boss of this level.
Mario: "Hey-a look, it's Robotboy! You are-a whiny bitch boy!" 
OJ looks at Mario with a perplexed expression, while Mega Man and N look at Mario disapprovingly. Robotboy narrows his eyes, and his arms begin to spark with electricity.
Mega Man: "What's your problem, Mario? Trash-talking our enemy won't help us win this fight!"
Mario: "Shut up! Robotboy is-a whiny and-a stupid! Hey Robotboy, why are you-a not saying anything? Are you about to-a cry?" 
Robotboy's eyes flash with anger as he charges towards the group, his arms crackling with electricity. Mega Man and N quickly jump into action, firing their weapons at Robotboy to try and slow him down. Mario tries to punch Robotboy so hard that half of his body blows up, but this plan FAILED. 
Mario: "Why didn't that work?" 
OJ: "Your punch was not strong enough to defeat Robotboy. He's a powerful opponent and we need to work together to take him down."
Mega Man and N continue to fight Robotboy, who seems to be getting weaker, only for to transform into his super-activated form. Mario grabs a rocket launcherr and fires a rocket at Robotboy, hitting him directly in the chest, but quickly recovers and charges towards OJ. Mario saved OJ by firing MOAR rockets at Robotboy until he ASPLODED.
=== Level 4: Copper 9 ===
Mario and friends on suddenly on Copper 9 and fight Minecraft Zombies. After that, Mario and friends have a chat.
OJ: "Nice >:] Job, Mario."
Mario: "Those-a zombies didn't stand-a chance against us."
N: "You know guys, I really have a crush on V."
Mario raises an eyebrow in confusion, wondering why N would bring up his crush for no fuckin' reason. Suddenly, V appears in the sky and attacks the group with full force.
Mario: "Uh, N, is-a this your crush? She is-a fuckin' evil!" 
N: "..."
OJ: "N, snap out of it! Your crush is attacking us, she's not who you think she is!"
OJ and Mega Man start to fight back against V, using their own weapons to counter her laser blasts. V then unleashes a barrage of missiles, causing an ASPLOSION that sends the group flying. Mario crashes into ground but gets back up and punches V while N stands back, being uncertain of what to do.
Mario: "Okay V, that's-a enough! You-a don't have to-a do this! Fight back against Sigma's control!" For a moment, V seems to pause and hesitate, only for Mega Man to charge his mega buster and blow V up, killing her.
N: "Mega Man, what the fuck??? My crush is dead now!!!"
Mega Man: "Bruh, she's sadistic as fuck!"
N: "Why couldn't we make her a good person instead?"
Mega Man: "Uh... because I'm lazy?"
N: "Fair Enough."
=== Level 5: Meme Island ===
Mario and friends reach Meme Island and fight a bunch of memes. The group breaks inside another tower, which flies into the sky. Another boss battle begins, and the boss is Bow.
Mario: "Mama mia! You were-a ghost last time!"
Bow?: "Wrong! I will kill you with cHaiRs!"
OJ: "What the Hell? Why is her voice glitching out?"
Bow?: "I'm not a girl!"
OJ: "Uh... you're not a girl?"
Mega Man: "Hold on, the real Bow is female, but you aren't female. Therefore, you are Bow's Imposter!"
Bow?: "Grr... if only Dr. Light didn't make you so smart!"
Mario and friends beat up Bow?, and then phase 1 ends. A small part of the head blows right off, revealing that Bow? has robotic insides.
Mega Man: "I knew it! She's a robotic imposter!"
Bow?: "SHUT UP!!! I'M NOT A GIRL!!!"
OJ: "Holy shit, we get it, you aren't a girl, stop trying to cancel us, dumbass!"
After that, phase 2 begins, and Bow? is even faster this time, but gets defeated again. Suddenly, Bow? transforms into Bot, but before phase 3 starts, there's dialogue again. Oh, and Bot's voice changes because they aren't pretending to be Bow anymore.
Bot: "That's it, you have offended me for the last time! Prepare to get cancelled!"
Mario: "Mama mia, get-a fuckin' life!"
Mega Man: "Yeah, your the worst character in Inanimate Insanity! Fuck you!"
After that (again), phase 3 begins for real, and Bot, you guessed it, gets their ass kicked by Mario and friends, ending the level, because Bot is dead now.
=== Level 6: Possum City ===
Mario and friends enter an extremely dangerous city called Possum City, so there's even more enemies to defeat this time. After fighting a few mini-bosses such as The Poker and The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions, the group fight Bender, the boss of this level.
Bender: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Mario: "No."
Mario and friends beat up Bender and kill him, ending the level.
=== Level 7: Underground ===
Mario and friends go inside the Underground. Well, Hotland, to be extra specific. Anyways, the group beat up some monsters, fight the Royal Guards, who are mini-bosses, and Mario notices that he and his friends are being recorded. Suddenly, Mettaton appears, and he's the boss of this level. Mario punches Mettaton, but to his surprise, he wasn't killed in one hit.
Mario: "Mama mia, it-a looks like I'm-a gonna have use my-a special attack!"
Mettaton: "I'm the star in the underground, and you are no match for m- ARE YOU FUCKING PISSING ON ME???"
Mario pulls his overalls back on and says "Uh... No?"
Mettaton: "How dare you embarrass me on live television! YOU MUST DIE!!!"
Mario gets his ass kicked by Mettaton, so OJ, Mega Man, and N gang up on Mettaton and kill him.
=== Level 8: Teletubby Land ===
Mario and friends go the Teletubby Land and are imminently attacked by the Teletubby Army.
OJ: "Damn, those Teletubbies got pissed off ever since me and Mario beat them up last time I was here."
Mario: "You know, why are we-a here again?"
Dipsy: "To DIE, of course!"
Mario: "SHUT UP DIPSHIT!!!"
Mario and friends beat up Dipsy and the other Teletubbies. After beating up Po, the mini-boss, she uses her demonic powers to increase Noo-Noo's size, which makes Noo-Noo the boss of this level. Noo-Noo gets hit a bunch of times, so he tries to suck up Mario and friends, but then Bomb appears. OJ then throws his friend Bomb at Noo-Noo, who blows up into many pieces.
=== Level 9: Sigma's Hideout ===
Mario and friends break into Sigma's Hideout, but they trouble finding Sigma himself. The group find a bunch of tubes, and the previous bosses (Metal Sonic, R.O.B., Robotboy, V, Bot, Bender, & Noo-Noo) break out. Suddenly, a boss rush begins.
Mega Man: "Looks like Sigma isn't taking any chances. We'll have to take them out again."
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???"
Mega Man: "Well... at least Noo-Noo isn't giant anymore."
The four guys fight the eight bosses in a boss rush and finally meet Sigma, the final boss. After a boss battle that's at least 15 minutes long, Sigma gets defeated, but he turns into the Sigma Virus and takes control of N's body. Mario then looks up inappropriate images of V on his iPhone and shows it to N, causing the Sigma Virus to leave his body and DIE due to cringe. The shame then ends.
== Trivia ==
* A level called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, as well as the level's boss Freddy Fazbear, were going to be in this shame, but got scrapped. This level would have taken place between levels 7 and 8 if it didn't get scrapped.
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