S06E04 - Checkmates

This episode continues with "I Really Really (Really Really Really) Like You" by Potterotic teenage_hustler.
== Episode Summary ==
Pansy and Ron unwind, with the help of the house and a fair amount of firewhisky.
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Opening: Cover of "Little Town" from Beauty & the Beast
* Allie's mom is recruiting new Potterotics via Facebook Marketplace.
* Danny nails the segues.
* "To turn the knob, slob his knob!" ~ Lyndsay
* Hosts remind everyone about the pasta bake from episode 3.
* Lyndsay predicts that Ron and Pansy are going to put on a porn version of Wicked, Dickit.
* Gigglefest about "Gigalongs"? Unclear. Lyndsay may have rolled away from the microphone?
* Danny thinks it would be funny if Ron and Pansy go over the top trying to "trick" the house.
* Allie imagines a Lady & the Tramp style scene but with cereal.
* Lyndsay jokes her apartment takes it upon itself to order Taco Bell.
* "And let Slughorn do the rest" ~ Allie modifies the lyrics to Be Our Guest.
* This may be the Rondemption season, but poor Harry is still catching flak. But even Lyndsay jokes that Ron would immediately fall asleep on a stakeout while Harry would just assume everything is fine and not notice suspicious activity.
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Lyndsay and Allie question whether anyone actually bites their lower lip in real life. Allie *may* bite her lip seductively in her sleep.
* (L:) They had other things to eat. (A:) The cat!
* Danny hopes the house conjures an Ice Splooge Luge
* Lyndsay jokes that Allie's magical house would only dispense the booze if people play games.
* Allie and Danny do drunk Pansy and Ron voices
* Danny jokes they're drinking Firescotchka (The Room reference)
* Danny wonders what it would be like if the House's instincts are way off and it tries to set people up that are really not suited.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Feeling the sexual tension.
Danny: Up
* Loved the chess scene and the magical laws being observed.
Lyndsay: Up
* Ready for them to hook up (need some cock and tails and less cocktails!)
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Mona's cover of Riptide is played at the end of the episode.
* The hosts promote EvilQueen's candles and her friend, NestingZone's, perfume/soap.
* Predicktions read: Paige (Plughorn is a porn casting couch in the house), Bryan (Black Cloth reappears), Carrie (Arthur Weasley is setting them up)
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Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Up
Category:Lyndsay: Up