Earlphilia

Earlphilia is the sexual attraction to Earl. Earl himself is infected. His ex-girlfriend Selena was infected on more than one occasion. Unlike Jonas, however, Earl does not trigger homosexuals's gay-dar (unless he is accompanied by Jonas).
==Fun Facts!==
* Earl is (probably) the only straight guy infected with Earlphilia
* Girls with Earlphilia are probably Papists
* Girls have to be into hairy guys and tolerate Protestantism in order to qualify for Earlphilia
* Girls who cannot tolerate Jonas should seek treatment for Earlphilia or be tortured with "That's What She Said" jokes until tolerance of Jonas has been adopted
* Earlphiles are Bagpipe Queens
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Category:Sex