Balls Burger

Balls Burgers are a sentient race of hamburgers. They look like a Pizza Tower enemy, more specifically like that one golf ball dude. Research suggests that they are mostly made of meatballs, uranium, plutonium, lettuce, internal organs of various organisms, and pure swag. They are very chaotic creatures that are quick to anger, if you encounter one, it is best to run away and hide. Their flesh tastes like normal beef-patty burgers, but the meat patty is raw on the inside. Also the lettuce and buns taste like bones and moss, so just fillet them.
Cool fact: Haku tried to freeze the entire population to death but Captain 100 stopped him.
==Origins==
Balls Burgers come from a strange place called A Garden of Pure Ideology. It's the same place Yoshis sometimes live. Balls Burgers are what happened when a Yoshi Egg fused with a barely digested burger. This burger fed it's mother Yoshi lots of burgers so he could have more members of his species to make babies with, cuz he was very lonely and was only getting matches with Nikocado Avocado and CaseOh on Tinder.
==Activities==
Balls Burgers like to gather and do this tradition called "Harrison" where they put band-aids on their skin and leave them on there for a week, then peel them off and like to smell which one of them has the stinkiest "smelly hamburger" smell. The ones who smell the worst get to reproduce.
They also like having beauty competitions where 2 burgers enter at a time: the "dresser" and "presenter". The dresser tops the presenter with burger toppings to make a art piece humans would find yummy.
Balls Burgers also worship the Hambourghini as part of their religion.
==Powers & Abilities== 
*Balls Burgers are able to remove the internal organs of anyone they choose, as long as they are within close proximity to the individual.
*Balls Burgers can self destruct.
*Balls Burgers are able to spontaneously combust.
*Balls Burgers have the capacity to detonate themselves.
*Balls Burgers can bite your nose with their tooths.
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Category:Creatures
Category:Chaotic evil guys
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Category:Dangerous food
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