Random Ranger Tales/Quotes

These are all the quotes in Random Ranger Tales. For others who want to add quotes, lease don't make them extremely long.
==Quotes==
:Twister: Okay, out of everything I nearly could of done, I'd STILL rather be in love with a Twister fangirl than do that stuff if I had a fangirl though.
:Ryu: Ugh, I hate fangirls. They "squee" too loud.
:Twister: Well who am I supposed to love then? No one? Or a gay guy?
:Ryu: Well...sure, if you want to.
:Twister: ...I was kidding.
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:Twister: You guys can't control me! [laughs] Seriously, who do you think can stop me from my gaming business? My mom?
::[Rosemary Prower bursts into the room.]
:Rosemary: Twister Prower, you get off of that computer right now!
:Twister: MOM?! HOW'D YOU--?!
"Prower Up!"
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:P.C: I must warn you, little trainer...I play for keeps.
:Ryu: You mean money? The loser's always supposed to pay the winning trainer.
:P.C: No, not money!
:Ryu: Marbles?
:P.C: No!
:Ryu: Oh, what about a restaurant? The loser could take the winner out for dinner!
::[The Poke-Collector facepalms.]
:P.C: You insipidly stupid little-
"The Poke-Collector"
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:Twister: Okay it's either me or I just fell in love.........with the girl of my dreams =3
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:Twister: Just be glad you won't be seeing me for a week since it'll be a week long walk back home.....[finishes packing]
:Ryu: Umm...okay...
:Twister: Besides, the movie is like a week away...if I had the motivation to see it, what would I need? Pills?
:Ryu: S***, that reminds me! I needs mah peelz!
::[Albus throws a bottle of pills at Ryu] 
:Albus: PILLS HERE!!
:Twister: MY PILLZ! [zooms after them with his bag]
:Ryu: Dammit Albus those had better not been my pills!
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:Linebeck: Umm, guys, do you have the feeling that we're being watched?
:Ryu: Yes. By who?
:Linebeck: Oh, no one in particular, just a tall, hulking man with a giant pyramid-shaped head.
:Ryu: What the-?! How would you know that?!
:Linebeck: I'm looking in this mirror here. [points to mirror in front of him]
::[The gang looks in the mirror, then looks around to see Pyramid Head!]
:All: ZOINKS!!
"Not-So-Silent Hill"
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:Kotuumath: Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles...
:Chris: Cookie?! I want a--
::[Kotuumath punches Chris in the stomach.] 
:'Kotuumath: IT WAS A PROVERBIAL COOKIE, YOU TWIT!!''
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:Ryu: [Headbangs]
:Chris: [Bangheads] OW!!
:Ryu: *Nelson laugh*
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::[Kotuumath sees a "Kick Me" sign on Chris' back]
:Kotuumath: Must...obey..."Kick Me" sign!! 
::[He runs over to Chris and punts him, yelling. Chris goes flying.]
:Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
"Blind As A Cat"
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:Twister: DUMB-BOTS SAPPEN MAH SENTRY!
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:Linebeck: Look, Ryu you don't understand; he had barbecue sauce! He was holding a bottle of barbecue sauce and a knife and he had this weird look on his face and I think he wanted to eat me-
::[Ryu slaps Linebeck.]
:Ryu: Get a hold of yourself, you foolish fool! Kotuumath doesn't want to eat you!
:Linebeck: But...but he had barbecue sauce...
::[Linebeck turns around to see Kotuumath walking past, holding a bottle of barbecue sauce.]
:Linebeck: I KNEW IT! HE WANTS TO EAT ME!!
::[Linebeck shoves past Ryu and flees. Kotuumath sees this and watches him run away.]
:Kotuumath: Uhh...what's his problem? 
:[Kotuumath then sees Ryu.] 
:Kotuumath: Oh, Ryu, I got the barbecue sauce for the cookout!
"Food For Thought"
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:Kotuumath: Oh, come on, guys! They can't be that bad, can they?
::[Everyone just stares at him, not having the heart to tell him the truth.]
:Kotuumath: Here, I'll show you guys! 
::[He picks up one of the burnt waffles and bites into it, hard. His expression suggests pain.] 
:Kotuumath: ...ouch.
::[He takes the burnt waffle out of his mouth and looks at it.]
:Kotuumath: Okay, they could be better.
"Cooking With Dragonfire"
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::[Ryu hears a very familiar voice, calling out to her.]
:???: Ryu! Ryu! We're here!
::[Ryu turns around, and sees the other Rangers, with Linebeck in front.]
:Ryu: You...y-you're all alive...!
::[Linebeck runs towards her, looking elated.]
:Linebeck: Yes! We're here and alive!
::[As soon as Linebeck is close enough, Ryu punches him in the face, making him stagger.]
:Linebeck: Oowww!! What the-?!
::[Ryu pulls him him by the scarf and then hugs him tightly.]
:Ryu: Don't you ever scare me like that again, you jerk!!
::[Linebeck blinks, clearly confused and slightly scared.]
:Linebeck: I...I-I didn't mean to-
:Ryu: You were talking 'bout "goodbyes" and s*** while you were dying in my arms!!
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