Keeglandian Attack

The Keeglandian Attack of September 26th, 2024 was a terrorist attack on Keegan Desert sand.
== Overview ==
=== Culprit ===
[10/1/24] Unknown - Investigations Currently in Progress
=== Casualties ===
4 Dead - Known: Jayse Guy; Unknown: 3
1 Injured - Known: Keegan SandersonKeegan has been split into two pieces, retaining life in everything below his torso. We have developed a serum to regrow his top half but as of right now, he cannot see or eat, yet able to hear from his left knee and talk from his right. Long live the Tsar. -Keeglandian Clinic
=== Reported Sequence of Events ===
[8:00am] - Helicopter given radio warning to regain altitude.
[8:12am] - Helicopter receives radio message. Encrypted response reads "Nuh-Uh"
[8:21am] - Helicopter targets press conference from Tsar, contact made.
[8:42am] - Law Enforcement and Medical arrive at the scene, Tsar Keegan found.
[9:32am] - Officials determine the cause of the Tsar's survival; "The helicopter blades miraculously missed all vital organs, only severing the connection between the stomach and intestine. The Tsar appears to have a telepathic nervous system, as his lower body remained alive, and currently is working on reconstructing the brain."
[10:57am] - Tsar states September 26th as Keeganian Remembrance Day
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