Rowleys big girl pants

25: Rowley the stupid 11 year old boy had always been a source of laughter for his parents. He was the kind of kid who never did anything right, and his parents were always finding new ways to embarrass him. One day, Rowley had just finished pooing in his last pair of boxers, and his parents told him that he had no more underwear, so he would have to go and buy some more. At the clothes shop, Rowley saw a variety of items that caught his eye. He saw Peppa pig coats, shrek shorts, a meat ball, a Dave spud comic, and a thong. Rowley being stupid chose the thong When he got back home, he showed his parents, and they started to laugh and pointed his two hanging balls. Rowley thought they were laughing with him, not at him. The next day, Rowley went to the childrens park wearing his new underwear. He was feeling pretty proud of himself, until he saw a group of parents running towards him, with their kids in tow. Rowley quickly realized that his underwear was showing, and he tried to cover himself up with his hands. As the parents and kids ran past him, Rowley heard a loud roar. He looked up to see a marching band of almost naked toddlers coming towards him. The ring leader was none other than Rowley himself. The toddlers were all wearing shirts that said "I love to piss and poo down my mums lovley dress," and they were waving flags and banners. Rowley's parents were looking for him, but when they saw the marching band of toddlers, they were completely puzzled. It wasn't until they saw the string with the leaf hanging from it that they realized what was going on. Rowleys dad tied the leaf to a bit of string and put it around Rowleys willy. Rowley was less covered, but everyone thought that was much more appropriate. From that day forward, Rowley learned that sometimes being stupid can be a good thing. He started to embrace his inner idiot, and he even became a bit of a celebrity in his own right. Rowley's parents were proud of him, and they knew that he was finally growing up. They were happy that he had found his own unique way of showing the world what a real twat he was.
Rowley couldn't believe that he had finally gone too far. All of his old pants were now in Darwin's fish house, and it smelled like poo. He knew that he had to get them out before his parents realized how much of a mess he had made. Rowley rushed to the fish house, and he was relieved to see that Darwin wasn't there. He quickly grabbed all of his pants and ran back to his house. He knew that he had to clean them before his parents could see them. As he was washing his pants, he heard a knock on the door. It was his parents, and they were surprised to see him home so early. Rowley quickly put on his cleanest pants, and he told his parents that he had been in an accident. His parents were skeptical, but they knew that their son was always getting into trouble. They let him go, but they warned him that he had to be more careful in the future. As Rowley walked back to the fish house, he realized that he had made a big mistake. He had been so focused on getting his pants out of Darwin's house that he hadn't even considered how he was going to clean them up. Rowley sighed as he looked at the pile of filth in front of him. He knew that he had to clean up the mess he had made, but he didn't have any idea how he was going to do it. So he ended up feeding them to darwin in a pie until darwin passed away because the pastry was too dry and made him too thirsty.