Topaz

"Who's Topaz...?"-Somebody after opening this page
Topaz is a stupid goddess who despite looking like an anime character lives in UnAmerica.She is almost as evil and powerful as Giygas but does nothing with her powers. She thinks she’s the center of the UnUniverse and beyond but is actually a total loser in every way possible. She’s lazy and does literally nothing unless a task is 100% necessary to her. Almost nobody knows about her and even less people care about her. Topaz treats everyone around her like dirt, behaves like a toddler in public, and then gets angry and confused when nobody likes her.
== Becoming a Goddess ==
Topaz was born over 9000 years ago in Gamelon. By the time she was 15 a demon was sent to congratulate her on committing every wrongdoing known (how is that even possible, let alone in 15 years?). As a result of this Topaz was given eternal youth, limitless riches, and godlike powers of evil, and a new form of her own design. Topaz, being a moron, chose her new form to just be her with puppy ears. She then bought a mansion isolated from the rest of the world and settled down there.
== Trivia ==
* Topaz has become extremely fat after living in her mansion for several millennia, and after 9000 years still cannot even remotely rival Fatman.
* Despite her access to unknowable power, she isn’t a real threat to anyone because she doesn’t use it. On top of this, she believes she’s already the most important being in the UnUniverse so she doesn’t feel a need to use her demonic powers.
* She was raised by Onfak
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