EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Zendred VS Zevi

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
ZENDRED VERSUS ZEVI!
BEGIN!
== Zevi's 1st Turn ==
"Hello there asshole, you think you're ready for this battle"?
"I'll beat your ass so bad, it'll look like you got hit with a paddle".
"You can't touch me, go back home to your realm".
"I heard you guys really seem to enjoy Hell"!
"You're so boring, you could bore a fucking cricket".
"You can't find your way home"? "Here, I'll give you a 1 way ticket"!
<shoots a blast at Zendred>
== Zendred's 1st Turn ==
<backhands the blast aside>
"I'm not from Hell, you insolent fool".
"I'll mess up your mind and make you think you're a tool"!
"But you must already be demented if you thought you could beat me".
"I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll kiss it yourself before I drown you in the sea"!
"I'm from the Shadow Realm, read up on facts before you speak".
"Or else an insolent asshole like yourself will become nearly obsolete"!
== Zevi's 2nd Turn ==
"You don't scare me mate, not in the least".
"Even if you kill me, I'll just rise up like yeast".
"You are an abomination of a glorious race of true supremacy".
"I'll kick your ass without even any form of elemancy"!
"So how insolent am I now"?
"I'm a demon king, so know your place and bow"!
== Zendred's 2nd Turn ==
"I bow to no one, you arrogant prick".
"I wouldn't bow to you if you sucked my d***"!
"You really are foolish to think that you were gonna win".
"This battle was already over before it even began".
"You're a 1 and done, I'm still relevant, so back the FUCK up"!
"C'mon, any demon would know this was over as soon as they heard the match-up"!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Fights