The First Clue

The First Clue is the thirty-fifth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on February 28, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
NotJoe: You can't ban me. You don't even have anyone that can!
Rocky: If the king isn't here, then we're king!
NotJoe: That's not how it works.
Cici: It is here. All in agreement that Joe should be banned, say I.
(Everyone that isn't Joe says “I”)
Cici: Well, it's final. You're banished from Fanonland.
NotJoe: Forever?
Cici: No, just for… (whispers among the others) a month.
NotJoe: A month? NOOOOOOOOO-
Primitive: Sorry to break up your screaming, but I'm tired of it. (Puts a blindfold around Joe’s mouth)
Joe: MHMHMHHMHMMM! (I officially hate blindfolds.)
Cici: Ha, we can't hear you. Oh well. Begone, heathen!
Joe: MHMMM-
(He is kicked out of the town, and the gates close)
Joe: (takes blindfold off his mouth) I had no idea this place had gates.
(Cut to Dan running in the forest)
Dan: Gotta find him. Gotta find him-!
(He runs straight into the trio)
Dan: Who? What? Where?
Matchy (wakes up): Who? Oh, uh, hi Dan. What are you doing here?
Dan: Trying to find Jasbre.
Matchy: So are we. Looks like you're going the same way we are.
(Crazy and Purple wake up)
Crazy: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss my ass.
Purple: Crazy, are you nuts?
Crazy: Wait this isn't a dream anymore? Aww..
Purple: Weirdo.
Matchy: Dan is here.
Purple: Hi Dan.
Dan: Hi, sexual degenerate.
Purple: You call everyone that.
Dan: Everyone except myself. It's nice.
Matchy: I thought we were gonna find Jasbre.
Dan: I thought we were too.
Matchy: Anyone got any ideas?
Dan: I think we should split up.
Matchy: I'm not sure that's a good idea.
(Suddenly, Travis emerges out of a tree)
Travis: Surprise, motuerfuckers!
Matchy: AH! Okay I think splitting up is a good idea now.
Crazy: Can I be with Purple?
Matchy: You'll be with Dan. I'll be with Purple.
Crazy: Damn it.
(They split up)
(Dan and Crazy)
Dan: Another fork in the road. Which way should we go?
Crazy: Left. (they go left)
Dan: (trips over something) ACK! Hey what's this?
Crazy: Probably a playboy magazine you left behind.
Dan: No you idiot, I think it's something Jasbre left behind. It's a Meat Puppets album.
Crazy: Oh no he lost another one. He still has 4839 more of those.
Dan: Yeah, but this is a clue to where he's going. Let's tell the others.
(Purple and Matchy)
Matchy: We’re getting nowhere. I'm telling the others we're giving up.
Purple: Fund, let's tell them.
(Dan and Crazy catch up to them)
Dan: I think we found our first clue!
Matchy: Say what now?
(Cut to NotJoe climbing over the Fanonland gate)
NotJoe: Unban me now!
Dan: Shut up war criminal.
NotJoe: I'm not a war criminal, I'm an unfairly banned citizen!
Rocky: I exist.
NotJoe: Ok.
Dan: Shut up Joe.
NotJoe: No. Not until I'm unblocked.
Dan: Shut up Joe.
NotJoe: Can you say anything else?
Dan: Shut up Joe.
(1 million shut up Joes later…)
NotJoe: Ugh, I give up.
Dan: Shut up Joe.
NotJoe; (explodes)
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:2020
Category:2020 Episodes
Category:2020 Transcripts
Category:SBFW Quest
Category:Episodes
Category:Episodes written by FireMatch
Category:2020s