Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark

"Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark" is a high quality audio drama casting Wood Man and several Season 4 memes in an Indiana Jones parody. It was released in 5 parts, with the first three parts being on SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side A], and the last two parts as well as the soundtrack being on SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side B]. Shortly after the albums released, it was uploaded to the channel as a single video.
== Summary ==
While checking his emails during a break between classes, Woodyana Stones finds an email from his old friend Agent Penguin, telling him about an ancient temple in the South American country of Atumalaca that contains many lost rips, and warning him that his old rival Wowkie Zhang might be on his way there. Woodyana then decides to rush to Atumalaca, hoping to recover the rips.
However, Woodyana accidentally ends up arriving in India instead of South America, so he stops by an Indian restaurant known for its very spicy food. While there, he also comes across another old friend of his, Hana Song (known worldwide as D.Va), who decides to come along with Woodyana on his adventure. After he buys some chilled monkey brains, they properly begin their journey to Atumalaca.
After arriving in Atumalaca and walking for seven days straight, the adventurers reach a landmark known as Copyright Canyon. They then try to get across it by walking through a bridge, until Wowkie Zhang appears and destroys the bridge with a chainsaw, causing Woodyana and D.Va to fall into the canyon. Luckily, they survive the fall, and after seven days of climbing, they leave the canyon and continue their journey.
Woodyana and D.Va then reach Removal Rainforest, where they are attacked by babies, which they manage to fend off. Afterwards, they fall into quicksand, but are narrowly saved by a mysterious Canadian dude, and their adventure resumes.
Finally, the adventurers reach the Temple of the Goat, but are stopped by an "Aficionado" and his "Amigo", who only let them enter the temple after Woodyana gives them his chilled monkey brains. Inside the temple, they encounter Wowkie once again, revealing that Agent Penguin had been helping him all along, as an act of revenge against Woodyana for saying "Gadget Room" isn't nice. D.Va then loudly farts, blowing Wowkie and Agent Penguin away from the temple and letting Woodyana and D.Va reach the treasure room, where they find out the rips were stolen by Big Chungus, who then goes after them "like a giant boulder from the movies". They manage to escape from the temple without any rips, but Woodyana proposes to D.Va and says he doesn't need the rips with her by his side.
== Acts ==
SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side A]
*"Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark ACT 1"
*"Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark ACT 2"
*"Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark ACT 3"
SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L [Side B]
*"Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark ACT 4"
*"Woodyana Stones: Raider Made of Lost Bark ACT 5 (FINAL ACT)"
== Soundtrack ==
* You've Got Mail!
* Restaurant
* Atumalannouncement
* Intermission (unused)
* Bubbling Babies!
* Bad Attitude
* Temple of the Goat
* Brain Freeze!
* Confrontation
* Dramatic Sting
* The Burger King Rip Room
* Eyescape Witness
* D.Va is Rescued (unused)
* I'm a Believer
* And Now The Movie's Over (unused)
== Transcript ==
== Description ==
From the album SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume L
Get it now at http://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com
Chapters:
00:00 - Act 1
01:45 - Act 2
05:03 - Act 3
06:43 - Act 4
08:22 - Act 5
CREDITS
Original Concept
SmokyThrill77
Trailer Artists
4zumarill
813N
Adumb
ChickenSuitGuy
fluffiverse
Maggie (Peacock Roy)
Sarvéproductions
SodaMindReader
SmokyThrill77
Trailer Narrator
Chase Beck
Trailer Editor
Grambam36
Audio Drama Written and Directed by
Maggie (Peacock Roy)
Intermission Writer
Grambam36
Cast (in order of appearance)
Chase Beck - Woodyana Stones
Metal Shade - Agent Penguin
Sean Posvistak - Joe Bigman
Kirsten Candelore/Jinkles - Hana "D.Va" Song
Ochus - Waiter
Trevor Wilson - Wowkie Zhang, Aficionado
Proticity - Mysterious Dude
AprylAnonymous - Amigo
and
Tony Zaret as Big Chungus
Editors
Maggie (Peacock Roy)
livvy94
Music Composed and Arranged by
ChristopherLry!
eg_9371
Grambam36
RHMan
Sarvéproductions
Sound Effects
yes
Album Management
RHMan
SmokyThrill77
UUN4
Album Coordinators
Dooki51
RHMan
Snowva
Album Cover Artist
SmokyThrill77
== Trivia ==
* The announcement for 2018.UnregisteredHyperCam2.FullAlbum.XviD.KfaD.320kbps(CDRip) on the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!! makes this out to be an actual movie filmed at Studio Gunner.
* The image shown in the video mimics certain automatic uploads of licensed audio by YouTube, usually under "Topic" channels (example).
**It features all major characters in the film, with the leg of D.Va's outfit notably featuring a 7, "your ad here" text, and the RAVE.dj logo.
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