Caucasians

Caucasians (pronounced KIK-ay-zhin according to Earl) are people with ancestry tracing from either Ireland or Great Britain. However, they do not include the Celts which is a whole different race. According to Earl, Caucasians are not to be confused with pale people who are often called white. (However, only Caucasians are truly white!)
==Fun Facts!==
* Caucasians from the UK are also the most in-bred race...watch out!
* Those stuck in the UK are Prisoners of Mother England (unlike the Australialians, the offshored prisoners who are now free)
* Those Caucasians who left the UK are all mixed with other races, notably originating from Mainland Europe
* They prefer the Helvetica typeface (in fact their thought bubbles appear in Helvetica), whereas other races use other typefaces (like Times New Roman)
==Caucasian in other languages==
* Black people from the United States call them honky and some from Africa call them Toubab
* Japanamen call them Gaijin
* Mexicans call them Güero
* Nicaraguans call them Chele
* Thais call them falang
Caucasians