How I Met Your Mother: The Cranberry Martini (Pilot RP)

The Pilot RP to a series of RP's.
==Characters==
===Main===
Ted Mosby the Fox  (Boombomb)
Barney Stinson the Hedgehog  (Boombomb)
Robin the Canadian Lynx (TDIfan83)
Lily the Fox (TDIfan83)
Marshall Erikson the Cat  (Boombomb) 
===Guests===
Holly Dolphin (TDIfan83)
==Users==
Boombomb
Holly (TDIfan83)
==RP==
Future Ted: Kids, have I ever told you about one of the strangest nights of my life?
Barney and Marshall: *in their usual seats at McLarens*
Lily and Robin: *obviously also there*
Ted: *walks in* Hey guys.
Lily: Hey Ted
Barney: Hey Ted.
Ted: So, I'm going on a date with this chick, she's meeting me here but--
Barney: Alright! Is she hot?
Marshall: Dude.
Robin: Seriously?
Lily: ARE you retarded?
Barney: What? I'm just curious...
Ted: But. We met online.
Barney: *groans* Dude... Online!?
Lily: Remember the last time?
Marshall: He does have bigger chances online.
Robin: She was crazy!
Ted: Yes! I remember last time, but this is different!
Barney: DON'T make me bring out the Hot-Crazy scale again Ted.
Robin: He will.
Barney: *nods a little*
Lily: ...So when is she showing up again?
Ted: In about 10 minutes.
Lily: Joy.
Robin: Do you even know this girl's name, or what she looks like?
Ted: Well her name is Holly Dolphin, so I'm assuming she's a dolphin?
Barney: ...This is gonna be a train wreck....
Robin: Oh Teddy-boy...
Ted: What?
Marshall: *holding his forehead, annoyed now*
Lily: Um, so we might go. The Dolphin may need space.
Ted: Nah, it'll be fine, she'll love to meet you.
Barney: ....
Robin: ...
Holly Dolphin: *walks in*
Ted: Hey! *hugs her*
Barney: Oh crap.
Lily: What the fuck...
Future Ted: I didn't have any Deja vu. I was an 'idiot'
Marshall: Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Holly Dolphin: Hi Ted! *hugs back*
Lily: *looks at Marshall* Chimmychonga...
Marshall: We have to go.
Barney: *looks at Robin, signalling how obvious they are*
Lily: *practically runs off*
Robin: *agrees, signifies this by staring back*
Marshall: *follows*
Holly Dolphin: *sits down*
Robin: <Why next to me...?>
Barney: *uses Mental Telepathy with Ted* <...Really!?>
Ted: <What!? She's gorgeous!>
Barney: < I hope you're just doing this to nail her. >
Ted: < She could be the one! >
Robin: <Must...escape...blubber...>
Ted: *smiles at Holly Dolphin*
Barney: *Pulls the most fake smile ever*
Holly Dolphin: *smiles back at Ted*
Barney: SO... How did you guys meet?
Ted: *gets a bit jittery because they had met online*
Holly Dolphin: Well, we met online.
Barney: Oh! You don't say!
Ted: Yes... we met online, but it doesn't matter! Because we are a great, couple!
Holly Dolphin: Um, no I do.
Robin: Um, so I'm gonna head to the bathroom... *awkwardly tries to fit past Holly 
Dolphin, gets it of the booth, and walks off to the bathroom*
Barney: *rolls his eyes*
Ted: So, Holly, how was your day?
Holly: Good, good. How was yours?
Ted: It was AWESOME, I designed the most awesome building.
Holly: Mm.
Barney: .....Well this is Awkward!
Ted: *gives Barney evils*
Barney: Oh, uhh, sorry...
Robin: *is shown running for dear life out the door*
Barney: Oh my is that my phone ringing oh it is, *pretends to answer it* Hello, oh 
my you need me? RIGHT NOW? Oops gotta go bye!
Ted: -_-
Holly: Well don't let us keep you *sarcastically*
Barney: *slowly begins to walk out, then runs for dear life*
Ted: ....O..Kay!
Holly Dolphin: Did I do something?
Ted: Uh-- No!! No!! He, he has an, important job!
Holly D: Like?
Ted: He'll just laugh then say "please" whenever we ask, I just know it's important because he gets paid a lot for it.
MEANWHILE
Barney: *running* I think I'm safe!
Robin: *running a way ahead of him*
Barney: ROBIIIN!
Robin: *turns around* Oh good you made it!
Barney: 'JUST.'
Robin: Says you. I almost got suffocated.
Barney: Please. It's just lucky we got out of there alive, she's SO big... like, 
not in the boob ways.
Robin: *Laughs a little*
Barney: Uuh... So, where you heading?
Robin: Home
Barney: Oh...
Robin: What about you?
Barney: I-- I don't know, actually.
Robin: What about your house?
Barney: Well... I dunno, I feel like I don't wanna go home yet.
Robin: Come by my place for a drink?
Barney: Sure.
Future Ted: OK, kids, lets back up a bit, for their conversation, Marshall was watching outside, just a few seconds before...
Marshall: *looking outside the window* Hmmm...
Lily: *lying in bed*
Marshall: *trying to lipread their conversation* "What about your horse.." Lily! Barney has a horse!
Lily: What?
Marshall: "sue her", Who is Robin gonna sue... this conversation makes no sense.
Lily: What're you doing?
Marshall: Lip reading Barney and Robin's conversation.
Lily: Let me see.
Marshall: *moves a bit to the left so that she can stand at the window with him*
Lily: What the...
Barney and Robin: *begin walking in the direction of Robin's place*
Marshall: I know right?
Lily: How...
Lily: Jesus.
Lily: Where are they even going?
Marshall: It looks like they're going in the direction or Robin's place.
Lily: *exchanges a glance with Marshall*
Marshall: ...Oh no...
Lily: ...No...
Marshall: *quickly putting proper clothes on*
Lily: *also quickly putting normal clothes on*
MEANWHILE
Ted: *sitting quietly and awkwardly*
Holly D: *looking around*
Ted: ...I can't do this.
Holly D: This was awkward.
Ted: I know, right.
Holly D: Well, goodnight Ted... *awkwardly walks off*
Future Ted: So, she left, my night for pretty quiet, but I didn't feel bad. Nor did I feel bad for myself, I felt bad for her, she was rude, in all honesty, what I didn't tell you, was when she left, she actually punched a hold
Ted: *sits in the bar alone for a little while*
MEANWHILE
- At Robin's apartment -
Barney: *lets Robin walk in first*
Robin: Thank you. *walks in*
Barney: No problem.
Robin: *goes to pour a drink*
Barney: *taking off his blazer*
Lily: *running down the street*
Barney: So, what kinda drinks we having?
Marshall: *following behind, tripping a little due to the speed he's running at, panting, a lot.*
Robin: I was actually gonna let you pick.
Barney: Got any, Cranberry Martini's? Oh! Don't worry, I have the RECIPE.
Robin: I see
Barney: BAM! *gives it to her* -after a bit of a pause- ....So, you look quite sexy tonight...
Robin: *drinking the martini* I do?
Barney: Yeah you do. *looks her in the eyes*
Robin: ... *without looking, puts her drink down on the counter*
Barney: Wh--What's wrong.
Lily: *knocks on the door*
Barney: I'll get it, *walks over for a while* pfft.. *opens it* Diaaaeee!! *shuts it*
Marshall: *rolls eyes and shrugs a little*
Lily: *shrug*
Lily: I wonder what they're doing.
Category:How I Met Your Mother RP
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