2004

2004 was a year that happened some time ago, but not in a galaxy far far away (or as creepy as 2003). Upgrades ending in 2 like "Shrek 2" and "Spider-Man 2" were made this year. Actually, Shrek 2 has Far Far Away, so maybe Darth Vader could have been there this year. The year to come after this would be 2005, a nice whole number divisible by 5.
== Events ==
*January 1 - Yet another boring and uneventful year comes to an end...
*Feburary 2 - iPhone 2 premieres.
*April 11 - Jesus beats up the Easter Bunny for stealing his first holiday.
*May 9 - Louie escapes from Hell.
*May 19 - Shrek 2 is released upon the UnWorld. He is far worse than the original.
*June 30 - Spider-Man 2 comes out. He was gay.
*July 1 - Freak with the Hood after a year finally gets his apple bottom jeans.
*October 4 - Teletubby Land's first public clinic, the Home Dome Clinic, opens.
*October 26 - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is a video-shame released to the UnWorld
*November 1 - The "Teletubby Land Freedom Act of 2004" is passed in Teletubby Land to secure funding for said clinic.
*November 16 - Full Life 2 releases, making it the 2nd sequel of the decade.
*December 25th - Jesus beats up Santa Claus for stealing his second holiday. Jesus also got assistance from The Grinch.
== Date Unknown ==
* Tourettes Guy wages war on the UnWorld. He obviously loses.
Category:Years
Category:2004