Muffin Tree

The Muffin Tree was a fake christmas tree with disgusting "jelly" filled donuts with a jelly mixture of excrement and urine on the inside. It was formulated by The Man while he tried to convince Damien and C that he had changed and was actually a good person. He excreted on and in pans to create them, and mixed the excrement with flour, baking soda, salt, sugar, and vanilla flavoring, along with his own blood. He tried offering the muffins to the duo, but instead settled on giving them to old homeless people, as well as his own family after neither of the two wanted anything to do with the muffins, and sped off on their self-branded golf cart. The Man was also caught in the act of trying to recreate the disgusting muffins, but was yelled at by C as they watched through a crystal ball, spying on him (see The Crystal Ball Incident)
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