You

That's right, that's you! The ugliest person to ever live in Stupid City as of right now! We know all about you! And you're the only inhabitant that has intellect other than the robbers because you have an IQ of 1 billion. You didn't ask for this. You didn't choose this. Yet, there it is.
You have apparently been to a lot of places, seen many things and many things seem to revolve around You, including yourself. You also seem to have a missing brain. And thats not me.
Probably most of your life so far has been boring and useless, but don't worry, it might get better. It probably won't though.
Your Mom is your mother (duh). Also, Ducky probably is Your Father! Or Dark Ducky is... or maybe it's Squadala Man... or Weegee... or somebody... I don't know... or John McCain. Perhaps it's AINAI... maybe even nobody. Maybe you don't have a dad; maybe you don't have a mom; MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY PARENTS! 
You could also be... ME!!! (or Gabe, or perhaps Frisk if you play Undertale) 
You are also a hobo, living on the damn streets of a city homeless. You are too poor to afford a house and settled for a box.
You are just sitting glued in your chair like a complete jerk. Why don't you get out of your house and enjoy some sun? Or go relax on the beach? ...Wait. That's right.
So, are you impressed how much we know about you? Probably not at all because somethng's missng.
==Trivia==
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*When you were a child, you always threw tantrums because you wanted ice cream or McDonald's.
*You can't even walk! Can you? 
** Do you like how I walk?
** Do you like how I talk?
** Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
*You are a Transformer.
*You are a flushy, flabby piece of waste.
*You drive the worst shitbox in the world, you should buy a Land Rover Defender, then run your Allroad and Kia over, ol' Doug DeMuro over there has a better jalopy than your's, or how about the Ultramobile?
*You long trivia sections, don't you, mein Dummkopf?
*You are also a horny Idiot. Go directly to Horny Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
*Your house is the UnWorld's coolest and largest (is that an insult or a compliment?).
*You are WANTED. (Not actually, for now...)
*You are Everybody
*You are an imposter.
*You are probably ugly and fat.
*You are in the Real World. How boring...
*Your face is also the WORST in Koridai!
* You are an alien.
*You're missng.
*You are a boyfriend. Wait.... that's not right, you don't have a Girlfriend.
*You think you own a country, but you don't.
*You are the only person from the Real World that has been to the UnWorld.
*You think you have a pet named Steve.
*You are the only person in existence that .
*You are also very stinky! Take a shower or try Mario's shampoo video! https://youtu.be/BB2WTMpXjS4
*You have Burger King foot fungus.
*You own an Ultramobile
*You also own a THE SPACECRUISER, which is your only spaceship.
*You are just lazing in Your House and focusing on these gadgets. Get on out and enjoy life!!!
* You hate Gacha Life, or Gacha Club.
*You like TF1
*You celebrate Ramadan (well, if you're Muslim, then yes. Otherwise, no.)
*You cook moonshine, don't you?
* You probably have a crush on Marisa Kirisame, DA ZE~!!! (that's a good thing to have!)
* You probably whip it out and start peeing on clean laundry, do you?
*This section is getting very long, but do you care?
*You used to be known as "Thou".
*You are in your room, reading this page, and picking your nose. Are you?
**you would not believe your eyes!
*You are you. 'nuf said.
*You love eating BK Foot-fungus toast with Toe- Jam.
*You like to violently fart on people for fun.
*You are a lagomorph.
*You still walk 42 hours and 0 minutes to work, forgetting that cars exist.
*You like Genshin Impact.
*You recently broke the 200 category milestone. Congrats!
*I think this trivia section is longer than Chuck Norris.
*You think toilet humor is funny when it’s not!
*You are SUS
*You are among us
* You set up us the bomb.
**you don't get signal.
***Your main screen flips you off.
****It’s me.
*****All your base are belong to us.
*You are cash poor.
*You report people on Play Station Network. You would certainly not survive Call of Ducky: Modern Warfare 2.
*You are a disease. "i know"-Vesna
*YOU IS A MOTHERF-
*You have 1,000. That’s 1,000 Iranian rials, not even 1 cent.
*You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley.
*You might be the ingredient I seek.
*You should be afraid of the great Ashley.
*You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
*You like Autocorrect you ducking piece of shirt!
*You are an iPad Kid. That is, if you are a kid. Which you probably are not.
*You can now play as Luigi.
**Correction: You can no longer play as Luigi.
*U R MR GAY.
*You are a fish.
*Callie Show is a show which it's purpose is to prevent young girls from turning into ugly hags like you once they reach puberty
*The MellonnLitterZimMeowth Show is like Callie Show but with the opposite purpose. You probably watched this show...
*We are Nintendo, ultimate gaming system. We challenge all players; you cannot beat us.
*You’re probably snooping as usual I see.
*You are allergic to grass.
*You could be RUI Thomas Fan or a Steam Gem in general.
*And of course, the universe would be like this if you never existed!
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