てんごくとじごく (Tengoku to Jigoku)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
あいやしばらく！ 	aiya shibaraku! 	Long time no see!
突然ですが、あなたの短い人生が 	totsuzen desuga, anata no mijikai jinsei ga 	It’s a bit sudden, but your short human life
残すところもたったの3日で　 	nokosu tokoro mo tatta no mikka de 	Will be left behind
幕引き、終了となりました　 	makuhiki, shuuryou to narimashita 	And put an end to in just three days.
 	 	
始めましょうか、第２の人生！ 	hajimemashou ka, dai ni no jinsei! 	Let’s start on your second life!
「死後の世界」こそ本番さ！ 	"shigo no sekai" koso honban sa! 	The “world after death” is the real deal!
ワルい悪魔のイチオシならこれ！ 	warui akuma no ichioshi nara kore! 	The evil devil recommends this!
BadでFoolな地獄の住人コース！ 	Bad de Fool na jigoku no juunin course! 	The Bad Fools’ hell inhabitant course!
 	 	
地獄ライフは毎日快適さ 	jigoku life ha mainichi kaitekisa 	Hell life is pleasant everyday,
24時間、welcome犯罪だ！ 	nijuuyon jikan, welcome hanzai da! 	Crime is welcome 24 hours a day!
No crime, No Life!! 	No crime, No Life!! 	No crime, No Life!!
「罪の払い」は来世にツケてね♥ 	"tsumi no harai" ha raise ni tsukete ne 	You’ll pay your “crime bill” in the next world♥
今すぐ、Go to Hell？ 	imasugu, Go to Hell? 	So right now, Go to Hell?
 	 	
おいで♥ 	oide 	Come ♥
喧嘩にポイ捨て、密売、強盗、　 	kenka ni poisute, mitsubai, goutou, 	Littering in brawls, smuggling, robbery and misdeeds
悪行蔓延る地獄まで 	akugyou habikoru jigoku made 	Run rampant all the way to hell,
閻魔も震えるワルさをしましょう　 	enma mo furueru warusa wo shimashou 	Let’s do bad things that’ll make even Yama shake,
「程欲」だなんて生ヌルい× 	"hodoyoku" da nante namanurui 	Things like “limits to your desire” are halfhearted x
 	 	
所詮、人生＝ギャンブル　勝てども負けども　 	shosen, jinsei gamble, katedomo makedomo 	After all, life = a gamble: Whether or not you win or lose,
行き着く最期は阿鼻叫喚！ 	ikitsuku saigo ha abikyoukan! 	You’ll end up at one hell in the end!
首締め快感♥バンジージャンプで 	kubi shime kaikan bungee jump de 	Gaining pleasure from tying it around your neck♥ while bungee-jumping,
地獄の底まで堕ちてこい、さあ！ 	jigoku no soko made ochitekoi, saa 	Come, fall down all the way to the bottom of hell!
 	 	
お呼びでしょうか？ 	oyobi deshou ka? 	Did you call?
老い先短い、哀れな迷える子羊さ～ん？ 	oisaki mijikai, aware na mayoeru kohitsuji-sa~n?	Your years left are few, and aren’t you lost in grief, little la~mb?
地味で冴えないモブなアナタにも 	jimide saenai mobu na anata nimo 	I promise that even you, a plain, uninteresting minor character,
充実来世をお約束しま～す♡ 	juujitsu raise wo oyakusokushima~su 	Can reach perfection~♡
 	 	
始めましょうね、第２の人生！ 	hajimemashou ne, dai ni no jinsei! 	Let’s start on your second life!
そうと決まれば、「善」は急げ！ 	sou to kimareba, “zen” ha isoge! 	If that’s what you’ve decided, then let’s hurry up with the “good”!
ピュアな天使のオススメならこれ！ 	pyua na tenshi no osusume nara kore! 	This is the recommendation of a pure angel!
GoodでLuckな天国永住コース！ 	Good de Luck na tengoku eijuu course! 	The good, lucky heaven’s permanent residence course!
 	 	
どんな悪事も「一切」許しません！ 	donna akuji mo “issai” yurushimasen 	We won’t forgive “any” evil deed!
24時間、完璧♡統制ライフ！ 	nijuuyon jikan, kanpeki tousei life! 	Perfection♡regulated life, 24 hours a day!
Stop!! No more Crime!! No more Trouble!! 	Stop!! No more Crime!! No more Trouble!! 	Stop!! No more Crime!! No more Trouble!!
神の御前で誓いを立てたら 	kami no gozen de chikai wo tatetara 	If you vow before god,
今すぐ、Go to Heaven？ 	imasugu, Go to Heaven？ 	Right now, go to heaven?
 	 	
おいで♡ 	oide 	Come
遅刻に借りパク、夜更かし、ロリコン、 	chikoku ni karipaku, yokukashi, lolicon, 	Borrowers who don’t return, late sleepers, lolicons,
絶対させない天国へ！ 	zettai sasenai tengoku he! 	To the heaven that won’t allow any of that!
ワルさをしたなら、お仕置きしちゃうぞ？ 	warusa wo shitanara, oshiokishichau zo? 	Should I punish you for wanting to do bad things? Things that’ll make you go
「やりすぎ……(((ﾟДﾟ;)))」くらいが丁度イイ○ 	「yarisugi……(((ﾟДﾟ;)))」kurai ga choudo ii 	「You’re overdoing it……(((ﾟДﾟ;)))」 are just right○
 	 	
所詮、人生＝ギャンブル　勝てども負けども　 	shosen, jinsei gamble katedomo makedomo 	After all, life=a gamble; Whether or not you win or lose,
行き着く最期は皆、昇天！ 	ikitsuku saigo ha mina, shouten! 	In the end, everyone has Ascension!
エアー「ジャックと豆の木」妄想気分で　 	air “jack to mame no ki” mousou kibun de 	The air feels like “jack and the Beanstalk”,
天国階段這い登れ、さあ！ 	tengoku kaidan hai nobore, saa 	So come, climb the staircase to heaven!
 	 	
無理もないです、初めてのことなら 	murimonai desu, hajimete no koto nara 	It’s understandable, since it’s your first time.
お気が済むまで悩めばいいですよぉ～？ 	oki ga sumu made nayameba ii desu yoo~ 	Isn’t it great, being so worried it feels good~?
後悔しない道を選びましょ！ 	koukaishinai michi wo erabimasho! 	Choose a path you won’t regret!
貴方の責任で！ 	anata no sekinin de! 	It’s your duty!
 	 	
所詮、天国地獄の 	shosen, tengoku jigoku no 	After all, heaven or hell
どっちへ行っても結局、本当は同じこと！ 	docchi he ittemo kekkyoku, hontou ha onaji koto!	Whichever one you go to, they’re really the same in the end!
どんなにじっくり悩んだところで…　 	donna ni jikkuri nayanda tokoro de… 	No matter how hard you thing…
死んでることには変わらない！ 	shinderu koto ni ha kawaranai! 	It doesn’t change the fact that you’re dead!
 	 	
それじゃ、 	sore ja, 	Well then,
タイマン、ニコ中、密輸に、強殺、 	taian, nikochuu, mitsuyu ni, gousatsu, 	Negligence, nicotinism, smuggling, robbery murder,
悪行三昧地獄まで　 	akugyouzanmai jigoku made 	Following the path of evil all the way to hell
今だけ！（悪得）ポイント十倍つけます！ 	ima dake! point juubai tsukemasu! 	For a limited time! (Immoral) points are worth x10!
不正も賄賂も大歓迎！ 	fusei mo wairo mo daikangei! 	Fraud and bribery are welcome
 	 	
いいえ！ 	iie! 	No!
ドタキャン、カツアゲ、夜遊び、ロリコン、 	dotakyan, katsuage, yoasobi, lolicon, 	Last-minute cancellation, extortion, nightlife, lolicon,
死んでもさせない天国へ！　 	shindemo sasenai tengoku he! 	To the heaven that won’t allow any of that even when you’re dead!
今なら特別！　何にもなくても 	ima nara tokubetsu! nanimonakutemo 	Now is special! Even without anything,
お仕置きしちゃうぞ？　拷問で♡ 	oshiokishichau zo? goumon de 	Shall I punish you? With torture♡
 	 	
それで？ 	sore de? 	And then?
どっちを選ぶの？　オレでしょ？　ワタシよ！ 	docchi wo erabu no? ore desho? watashi yo! 	Which will you choose? It’s me, isn’t it? It’s me!
さあさあ、決めてよ？！　ほら、早く！ 	saa saa, kimete yo?! hora, hayaku! 	Come on, can’t you decide?! Hurry up!
そろそろ、頃合い！　ファイナルアンサー？ 	sorosoro, koroai! final answer? 	Soon would be good! Your final answer is?
あれっ、もしかして…　 	are, moshikashite…… 	Huh, could it be…
人違い……？　まあ！ 	hitochigai……? maa! 	We’ve got the wrong person…? Well!
 	 	
誤認で大変失礼しました！ 	gonin de taihen shitsureishimashita! 	We’re sorry for mistaking you for someone else!
それでは、サヨナラ！ 	sore de wa, sayonara! 	Then, good-bye
マタ、今度！♡♥ 	mata kondo! 	See you next time!♡♥
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*After the partY (album)
==External Links==
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*papercoleena - Romaji lyrics source
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