SpongeBob's Girlfriend/Transcript

(It's nighttime)
SpongeBob peeks out of a bush and slides up Squidward's house
SpongeBob: He's putting on an alarm clock, suspicious
(SpongeBob writes notes)
SpongeBob: Now he's Puffing his pillow. What evil plan is Squidward upto
(Squidward snores)
SpongeBob: Oh No! Now he's releasing Fish Killing Toxic Gas into the ocean. Mrs. Puff needs to know
(Sandy walks along)
SpongeBob: Uh oh. The Space Squirrel
(SpongeBob hides in bush)
SpongeBob: What evil plan is she doing with that worm
(Sandy gives worm a bone)
Sandy: Oh hello SpongeBob
(SpongeBob hides behind Squidward's house)
Sandy: SpongeBob, after our friendship I think we should, go together
(SpongeBob nods)
SpongeBob: Of course
Sandy: Lets go to the treedome
(Scene goes to treedome)
Sandy: I never thought I would do this...
SpongeBob: What is it?
(Kisses)
Sandy: Lets go to Fancy! tomorrow
SpongeBob: What you wish Sweet-andy Cheeks
(Sandy giggles)
SpongeBob: When we have children can we name then Andy (for Sandy) and Bob (for SpongeBob)
Sandy: Depends
(Scene skips to Fancy!)
SpongeBob: Spagetti Kelpaze please
Sandy: And a Seaweed Rap for me
Waiter: Yyy-esss Sss-irrrr
SpongeBob: Are these never-wilting flowers
Sandy: Rare, where did you know about them
SpongeBob: Oh, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode 5215. Mermaid Man uses never-wilting flowers to celebrate Patricia's birthday
Sandy: Is that how you got the name for Patrick's girl day
SpongeBob: Yeah. Patricia. And I picked him as a friend because of the name
Waiter: Hhhereee isss yourrrr fooooodddd
Sandy and SpongeBob: Thank you
(SpongeBob immedietly is done)
Sandy: How did you get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs again
SpongeBob: Long Story
(Patrick comes in with a tuxedo on)
Patrick: SpongeBob, are you and Sandy on a date
Sandy: Yes we are Pat
Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr................(Chucks tables and throws glasses and plates at people)
Waiter: PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(Waiter gets hit with chair in the nose)
Patrick: GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I WAS IN LOVE
(Scene explodes to Patrick's rock)
Patrick: Aha, so this is love
(Patrick shoots pink energy at SpongeBob and Sandy)
Sandy: We should Marry
SpongeBob: We should
(Snogging)
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