Coach Conversations (thread)

Coach Conversations is the first thread in the Coach Conversations series. It was opened by AlexTheJustDancer on November 20, 2019.
==Coaches==
Coach Conversations had a limit of 10 coaches, however, the thread features 11 coaches.
Ethan	Skyler	Mary 	Stacey 	Dylan 	Li Wei
Susie	Ghost 	Shaky Shaky	Lithium	Barbie Girl (P1)	
==Roleplayers==
*AlexTheJustDancer (as Ethan, and Dylan)
*EdoJPV (as Skyler (Jennifer for a short time back then))
*Xxdenmexx (as Mary, and Stacey)
**DynamoDerp11 used both once in a reply.
*OneEmoticon (as Li Wei, Ghost, and Lithium)
*LapisJD (as Susie)
*IDontKnowAnything1 (as Shaky Shaky)
**HandsomeFanDude used him once in a reply and named him Blake.
*AnimationIsAwesome (as Barbie Girl (P1))
**AnimationIsAwesome never replied to the thread, however, DynamoDerp11 used her in several replies.
==Dialogue==
**a text in between appostrophes indicates the coach is doing an action*
*(A text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)
*A hyphen indicates the line or action was interrupted-
Ethan: Hey! Anyone here?Jennifer: Me! How's it going?Mary: Oh hey guys!Ethan: Wow! You guys are here? The only thing we need now is sushi!Mary: Cool!Stacey: EwMary: What? You don’t like sushi?Stacey: It’s not that, I’m veganEthan: Uhh.... well..... maybe there’s vegan sushi? Lemme call my friend.Dylan: Ughh... Hello, thank you for calling Merk and Kremont’s Sushi restaraunt. How may I help you?Ethan: Hey! It’s me! Have any vegan sushi? *turns to Stacey* Don’t worry, we’ll get you some, but for some reason I’m on hold. Oh well!Mary: I think she went homeStacey: Lol no I’m hereMary: oh
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Li Wei: Anything new for today, boys?Susie: hey.. im susieLi Wei: Hey...Susie
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Mary: I need to leave, I-I have important th-things *tearing* to do, y-yes AAAAAAAAHHHHH *leaves crying*Stacey: I-Jennifer: What happened? We need to find out!Susie: um whats wrong?Stacey: Oh, nothing! Heheheheheher crush turned out to be gay, it’s the fifth time in the week thoughJennifer: I know him, he told practically everybody he is gay, how the hell didn't she know?Susie: well im going back to my jungle.. byeLi Wei: I am a bi, but I don't see any problem with it...Stacey: Actually, he did told her, but she didn’t pay attention, not a sur- Oh whatever she’s comingMary: Hey guys, It’s friday! Know what that means? :DStacey: Ummm... pizza and Netflix?Mary: What? No!
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Susie: *comes back like a boomerang* hi, i was really bored on the jungle, so i came backMary: Guys, let’s party!!Stacey: noMary: yesStacey: noMary: YesStacey: NoMary: YESStacey: NOMary: nOStacey: yEsStacey: And I oop-Mary: Ha!Susie: sure..Mary: Btw, where are the other guys?Jennifer: I'm here, coming out as polysexual and Non Binary, and ready to watch Orange Is The New Black!Stacey: Oh cool, but lemme comfirm something *picks up phone and starts chating with Chris*Mary: ...*some minutes later*Stacey: See? Chris says HE TOLD YOU he’s gayMary: But-Stacey: He even told you Alex was his boyfriend that day! But you were in your own worldMary: That’s irrelevant because-Stacey: Just shut up and accept you get distracted very easilyMary: Ok...Stacey: What were we talking about?Mary: About non-binary people I guess...Jennifer: About me! I'm hungry! Oh, I changed my name and now I'm Skyler.Susie: im hungry too.. wait i had an idea *magically appears 2 hamburgers in my hands* here, one for me and one for you, someone else want burgers?Skyler: Aww thank you! ♥️Susie: you're welcomeGhost: Hi, did somebody just create burgers?Susie: um, yeahGhost: K...Li Wei: Dirty ghost rat, what are you doing here???Skyler: Hey Li, calm down!Mary: She’s right, you need to calm downStacey: You’re being too loudSusie: um is this ghost bad or what? he seems nice..Li Wei: Unless you count trying to possess a bowl cut kid and tries to make him vomit blood, then it is evilGhost: But the kid is sick and wants blood so I "help" him. I don't think it's evilMary: Blood? Oh yes, I got a bloody nose yesterday, see, Stacey recommended me this anime called: "Junjo-Stacey: SHUT UP!!!Li Wei: ...Is this girl having some issues?Susie: i think soStacey: Haha, no!Mary: ...Mary: She likes yaoi...Skyler: MY GOD MARY, NO ONE CARES!Li Wei: You know, no one cares if you are a yaoi fangirlSkyler: Yeah... We're getting kinda overboard here.
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Ethan: I’ve got sush.... WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS GONE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENS?Ethan: *sets sushi down* Ummm.... I’m gonna go... somewhere......Mary: *sweating* (Ok, Mary, relax, think in Chris)Stacey: Ummm... Mary?Mary: ...Stacey: MaryMary: ...Stacey: MARYMary: ...Stacey: PROUD MARY!!!Mary: Oh yeah you’re veganStacey: ._.Li Wei: Wait, who is vegan here again?Skyler: StaceyLi Wei: Sucks to be her then...Stacey: If being vegan sucks, then I don’t want to imagine what being bi feels likeSkyler: Well, I think that vegan is a bit too excessive. Now can i order?Susie: let's stop fighting? *magically makes pizza* lets all be friends aND EAT THIS PIZZA >:/ *starts getting angry*
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Shaky Shaky: *comes in room eating jello* Yo!IDonKnowAnything1 was not roleplaying in this line, it was HandsomeFanDude, whom called him "Blake"Li Wei: NoStacey: Wait, are you eating jello?Li Wei: I call this one as auto-cannibalismGhost: ...and I call this one delicious!Skyler: Y'all are weird, also this pizza is great!Susie: *calms down* ty!Skyler: You're welcome!
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Mary: There’s nobody on here D:Stacey: Let’s summon ’em! >:DMary: nahtE nommus IStacey: relykS nommus IMary: eisuS nommus IStacey: ieW iL nommus ISusie: im now scared of yall stacey and mary..Mary: Noooooo Stacey is the only crazy oneStacey: >:(Mary: But I have to admit I’m also a yaoi fangirlStacey: You understand me ;)Mary: :D (My god this girl is insane D:)Skyler: Ok, stop it, my god!Mary: Yeah Stacey, stop talking about yaoi, you’re getting annoying as heck >:vStacey: But- ._.Susie: now im scared and confused ;_; also where did ethan go?Ethan: *yawn* Oh sorry, I went to my house and took a nap.Mary: So, summoning you actually workedLi Wei: What the heck are those two summoning about?Ethan: No idea....Ghost: Oh, will it bring me back to the living world?Susie: when yall werent here mary was like "theres nobody here" and stacey was like "LETS SUMMON THEM" then they started saying weird wordsMary: See, to summon someone, you just gotta say "I summon *name*" backwardsEthan: Uh.... ok.... I’m gonna go get some Starbucks.... anybody want anything?Skyler: I wouldn't like anything, thanks.
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Ethan: I’m back and I brought some cake pops if anyone wants them!Skyler: I would like some!
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Mary: AAAAAHHHH THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!Stacey: guys, have anyone see Mary’s "love bandanna"?Susie: i dont, sorrySkyler: WTF? Calm down!Mary: Girl, that bandanna is really important to me! D:Stacey: Dude, that bandanna thing is fake.Ethan: :o... I go to my room to listen to some Ava Max for a few minutes.. also i found your bandana....Mary: OMG TYSM <<<<<33333 *puts on bandanna* HA!!*nothing happens*Mary: Wait hold on...Stacey: I Told You, it’s FAKE
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Ethan: You know what I think you need? A pumpkin spice latte! Want one?Stacey: *sleepy* *yawn* Ethan, it’s 22:00, wth are you talking about?Ethan: I’m talking about waking you up by giving you a pumpkin spice latte! I had one and now I can’t go to sleep! *hehe*Mary: Too much coffeeEthan: So you want some?Mary: Dude, I had a tough day today, I just want to sle- *falls asleep*Stacey: *whispering* if for you, being sent to the friendzone by a gay boy is a tough day, then OMG you’re surely exaggeratedEthan: ugggghhhh... i am bored...
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Li Wei: I want to kill something...Susie: what do you wanna kill? ;_;Ethan: uhhhhh...... *runs out of the room screaming at the top of his lungs*Li Wei: I hunt monsters, not people *rolls eyes*Mary: I... think a talking Panda can be considered a monsterLi Wei: Ugh... Talking pandas such as me aren't included. I'm talking about the ones under your beds, the ones that suck blood, and the one that wants to kill youEthan: Is it safe?Li Wei: For f**k's sake, I'm a monster hunter, NOT a hitman! Get it, human?Ethan: Ok.... I’m gonna go to my room and drink my pumpkin spice latte.Ghost: So...no vessels for me to possess?Ethan: No, But you can have a pumpkin spice latte if you’d like.Susie: now im not only scared of stacey and mary but the ghost and about what li said..Mary: Why are you scared of me? I’m just upset that my bandana is having some issues rnStacey: Mary, it’s been 5 fricking years, and you still believe on that love bandana thing? Like WTF?Skyler: What even is that bullsh*t?Stacey: Kind of long story, but to cut it a little bit:
Mary once bought a cereal box, but the box included a "special love bandana", it’s supposed to do that if a man sees her with the bandana on, he’ll inmediately fall in love with her, it’s been years and she still thinks the bandana works
Mary: Ok ok I get it! Now let’s change the subjet, ummm, let’s play truth or dare! >:DLi Wei: I dare the bride weirdo Mary... ...to kiss this woman who is passing byLithium: Who? Me?Mary: No, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game!Li Wei: Oh, okay.Lithium: Weirdos... *walks away*Mary: ... Stacey, truth or dare?Stacey: trueMary: Do you have a crush on someoneon this room? 7u7Stacey: noMary: OhEthan: What are you guys doing?Li Wei: Truth or Dare. You choose.Ethan: Uhhh.... ok..... I’m a little scared, but I’ll choose..... truth?Stacey: Is it true you use drugs??Shaky Shaky: *walks into room* I have to be in this? Well wE sHoulD gET SHakYStacey: The question was for Ethan, but I can tell you’re also into drugs...
Whatever...Ethan: I don’t use them, so that’s no. Is that a dare? I don’t really know how to play this game.Li Wei: You pick truth and thus you answer, there's no need to pick dare unless you pick it first. Who turn next?Stacey: Skyler, truth or dare?Skyler: DareMary: I dare you to call this number *gives her a piece of paper with a phone number on it* and tell him you’re cheating on him >:DSkyler: Ok. *dials the number* "Mary is a piece of s**t!" *hangs up*Li Wei: *sheds liquid pride* TeaMary: ...Stacey: *Sips tea nervously*Skyler: Next up?Li Wei: TruthEthan: Alright. Is it true you like Starbucks?Li Wei: No, because it is just packed with some basic b**ches. I only went to some local or better coffeeshops, especially the ones nearest to my boyfriend Shiro.Ethan: Ok... *dramatically sips pumpkin spice latte*Susie: is someone going to ask me t or d?Skyler: Truth Or Dare?Susie: truthSkyler: Is it true that you will come to the basketball game i'm cheerleading for in 2 days?Susie: sure!Skyler: Awww Thanks!Ethan: I’ll come too, you’ll do great!Skyler: Y'all are so sweet ♥️♥️♥️Li Wei: While you kids are going to go on some basketball stuff, I'm going out for my business.Skyler: OK, Bye!Ethan: I wonder what he does for a living?Ghost: He's a monster hunter, silly! He told it like twice already!Ethan: How does he make a living off of that?Ghost: Since this universe is a hotspot for some supernatural and interdimensional activity, monsters can appear in this place. Monsters = Money = Dead PeopleEthan: That’s kinda creepy. Is he good at his job?Ghost: He took down magic thing called Behemoth by himself. He also gets help with his boyfriend Shiro and some weird nudist chick named Lethe or something...Mary: ThAt’S iNtErEsTiNg!!1!Stacey: 23!Ethan: Why did you say 23?Stacey: Li Wei is the 23rd man Mary has said he’s interesting in the monthEthan: What does that mean?Stacey: That means she tries to flirt with any fricking man she seesMary: That’s not true ¬¬Ethan: Ok....
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Stacey: Guys, I have something to tell you :/Susie: what is it? :/Stacey: It’s kind of hard to say...Mary: Just say it alreadyStacey: ...I’m gonna have a surgerySkyler: I support you a lot and I'm with you!Ethan: I support you too! What is it for?Stacey: *voice gets deeper* Ok this is embarrazing to say...Mary: What?Stacey: ...Ok *takes wig off* I’m a boy actually, my real name is Carl, and I’m going to change my sex tomorrow.Skyler: Go for it! Just please stick with the purple hair, they look great on you <3Stacey: *Puts wig on* *giggles*, thanks Skyler :DSusie: is okay, we still gona love and support you :) also im really sorry about the way i asked "what is it" i tought you were going to talk about summonning stuff
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Ethan: Do you guys want some hot chocolate? It always makes me feel better!Susie: sureEthan: How many marshmallows do you want in it? Also, do you want any sugar or milk in it?Susie: i want 2 marshmallows and yes i want milk and sugar but if you wont spend all your money on marshmallows, sugar and milk you can not buy them :)Ethan: Alright! Here it is! My signature hot chocolate! Hope you enjoy it!
Susie: thx!
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Li Wei: *kicks open a door and drags a heavy bag* I'm backStacey: *Comes in screaming, very loudly* AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh hi Li! What do you have in that bag?Li Wei: Good bounty *pulls out a decapitated head of a Behemoth and shows it to the group*Mary: EWWWWWW! What is THAT??Xxdenmexx was not roleplaying in this line, it was DynamoDerp11Stacey: Is that the Behemoth thing you were talking about, Ghost?Ghost: ...yeah *visibly shocked and impressed*Skyler: Li Wei you almost made me s**t myself!
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Ethan: Does anybody wanna play Icebreakers?Mary: What is that? Do men have to kiss me? Because then I’ll play!Ethan: No, it’s a game that is meant for us to get to know each other.Mary: Oh.Li Wei: Sure, I guess. *stuffs the head back to the bag*Susie: ok let's play icebreakers, i guess..Barbie Girl (P1): Okay! Which coach do you think has the best outfit?Ethan: I think I have the best outfit! What about you, Mary, have a question?Mary: (Find me a boyfriend) favorite color?Skyler: Guys I have to go, I have to try my cheerleading routine!Ethan: Well, I hope you do awesome! You’re so vibrant, so I know you’ll do great!Li Wei: So, any other questions?Ethan: Who is your best friend?Li Wei: Well... I would tell it to you but you guys already know about itEthan: Ok. Here’s a question on my mind: Why are you a monster hunter?Li Wei: So that I can vent my frustrations to monsters...and easy hard cold cashEthan: Should I get a job?Stacey: Sure! Maybe as a psychoSusie: hi! what yall are doing?Ethan: Still playing Icebreakers.Barbie Girl (P1): Whose turn is it?Ethan: I don’t know. Who wants to go?Barbie Girl (P1): Well, I already went, soooo..
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Stacey: R.I.P. This thread (?)Mary: enoyreve nommus I
==Trivia==
*This is the first Coach Conversations thread to not reach the maximum of 500 replies.
**It was followed by Coach Conversations 11: How is This Still a Thing?!, which was closed early after an incident caused by Tomodachidudeball
*Besides the 10-coach-limit, an extra coach made a cameo (Lithium).
** She wouldn’t make her actual debut until Coach Conversations: The Threequel.
*The thread’s name was originally "Coach Battles", but AlexTheJustDancer changed it to "Coach Conversations" right after opening it.
==References==
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