Loud Junk

Loud Junk is a spoof of South Park. It was uploaded on April 9, 2000 onto Newgrounds by Motech and features bastardized versions of the main four boys as they yell at and kill eachother.
The short is most well known for the laughter of the boys, which sounds like "wehehehehehehehe"
== Characters ==
Lardman (Cartman)
Stain (Stan)
Fenny (Kenny)
Dull (Kyle)
Eek (ike)
== Transcript ==
[The Loud Junk intro plays. Fade from white to show Stain (Stan), Dull (Kyle in a blue hoodie), Fenny (Kenny in a green jacket) and Lardman (Cartman) waiting at the bus stop.]
Stain: "This sucks."
Dull: "Yeah dude, it sucks."
[Lardman starts whimpering.]
Dull: "Look at that fatass."
Stain: "Yeah, what a fatass."
[Fenny muffles something unintelligible, which causes the boys to laugh.]
Stain: "Vweh heh heh!"
Dull: "Vweh heh heh!"
Fenny: "Vweh heh heh!"
Lardman: "Hey! Stop it you son of a.. I said stop it!"
[Dull's brother Ike walks in.]
Stain: "Hey Dull, look, it's your little brother."
Dull: "You can't come with me Ike, go home!"
Ike: "Don't go home."
Dull: "Kill the baby?"
Ike: "Don't kill the baby."
Dull: Go home!
Lardman: "Yeah! Go home you dildo!"
Ike: "Don't go home."
Dull: "You asked for it!"
(Dull gets a crazed look in his eyes).
Dull: "K I L L T H E B A B Y"
[Dull pulls out a gun and aims it at Ike.]
Ike: "Don't kill the ba-"
[Dull shoots Ike, blasting off half of his face. Dull turns the gun towards Lardman.]
Dull: "And you, you fatass; don't call my brother a dildo!"
Lardman: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEWISH DILDO!"
[Lardman starts whimpering again. Fenny says something unintelligible, which makes the boys laugh again.]
Stain: "Vweh heh heh!"
Dull: "Vweh heh heh!"
Fenny: "Vweh heh heh!"
Lardman: "Stop it! Stop it!"
[Lardman starts whimpering again before getting shot by Dull, with his head falling off.]
Dull: "Kickass!"
Stain: "Hey dude, what about Fenny? He should die too!"
Fenny: "What?!"
Dull: "Oh yeah!"
Fenny: "Uh uh!"
[Fenny pulls out two guns and shoots Stain and Dull's heads off. The intro plays again as the credits roll.]
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