Skylanders:Trap Team (spoof) Villains' Quotes

These are the quotes for the villains of the spoof Skylanders:Trap Team.
==Quotes==
==Chaos==
===Discord===
Needs no introduction.
*Yes, yes, Decisions, decisions. Say, if you need any help, I AM an evil genius, you know!
*So, you want me to be good now, is that it?! Did you have any idea what will happen to my reputation?
* Attention, Fools! Here comes DISCOOOOOOORD!
==Magic==
===Bowser===
Did you hear the one about the koopa and the fireball?
* So what'll be, ol chap? Could you use a demolitionist koopa in your unit?
* Come again? I'm a good guy now? All's well in love and war, I suppose.
* Bombs AWAAAAY!!!!
===Boog===
Obsessed with video games. And evil.
* What's there to decide? I'm obsessed with video games!
* Hey, as nobody hits me with a stick, I'm cool with whatever.
* Who wants CANDYYYYYY!!!!!!
===Holli Would===
She's all the Holli Would!
* I only ask that you don't let your own would mess up your decision.
* Okay okay, BUT I STILL WOULD! Guess I just would for good now!
* It's gonna be a HOLLI WOULD!!!!!
==Earth==
===Hildy Gloom===
As gold as gloom with a lot more evil.
* Choose wisely, Portal Master: wealth beyond your wildest dreams, or...whatever the ridiculous alternative is.
* Me? Working on the side of good? I'd say strangest things have happened, but I'm not sure they have.
* Worth my weight in GLOOOOOOOM!!!!
===Rasputin===
Even more dangerous than the other Rasputin.
* Come on, go green!
* Well, I guess when the seasons change, so can I.
* Less even the SPOOOOORE!!!!
===Ratigan===
Who better to find treasure than a sewer rat with wealth?
* You should put your money where my mouth is!
* Just give me TREASURE!
* FEED MEEEEE!!!!
===Chernabog===
A face only a demon can love.
* Choose wisely or suffer grave consequences.
* You want me to come back as good?! Well, show me the mummy!
* Fantasia a GO-GO!!!!
==Tech==
===Megatron===
Not the good kind of Transformer.
* Well I know you have a tough decision to make here, so I'll just leave you to your thoughts. (hums)
* Okay okay I see, do good stuff instead of bad stuff. Got it.
* Here we GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
===Buttsquat===
Give him a big hand. Or two.
* Oh come on, just give me a rematch!
* Just as long as I can punch something, I'm happy.
* Time to punch IIIIIN!!!!
===Fallon===
2 heads, 1 giant, unlimited possibilities.
* Head 1: Now, we do we do, Head 2? Head 2: Just play it cool, Head 1. Like me.
* Head 1: Looks like we work for the portal master, Head 2. Head 2: Oh, ok. So, what can we do now, then? Head 1: Yes, whatever the portal master says.
* Ready, set, GO!!!!!
===Pete===
Dog plus Villain equals Pete!
* What is all this? I demand to speak to the person in charge. I'm a dog!
* Well I guess the writing is on the wall here. Pete is going good!
* I'M A DOOOOOG!!!
===Shredder===
A samurai gone bad? No way!
* Clearly one path leads to explosive consequences. (evil laugh)
* So you want me to shred my shredders for good now, huh? Wow, what a concept.
* Slice it up and ready to GOOOOO!!!!
===Ultron===
His armour is his body.
* Decisions are the burden of command! Not so! Oh, can't stand that stuff.
* You expect me to just ultimate over and switch sides, huh? Very well, I accept your turf.
* Armour! Advanced! HOOOOOOO!!!!
==Fire==
===The Horned King===
For those who like their bad guys extra creepy.
* So what'll it be, you want the appetizer or the main course?!
* I guess you're the portal master king now!
* Hot, Hot, HOT SAUUUUCE!!!!
===Ruber===
One knight's trash is another one's treasure.
* Hey, so what'll it be, pal? You wanna trap Ruber on the team? Or just a bunch of palookas?
* What is this wise guy talking about? Captured? Me? See???
* I'm going in, SEEEEEEEEE!!!!
===Piranha===
A bloodthirsty fish. Literally!
* (beeping sounds)
* Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
* (beeping sounds rapidly)
===Scroop===
No one told him not to play with his claws.
* Come on! I'll throw in this awesome claws with the deal!
* Huh, what? Do I still get to shoot things?
* Burn, Baby, BUUUUUUURN!!!!
==Water==
===Ursula===
Her rage is worse than her pendant.
* Hello, what going on? Ursula already miss soda rampage.
* Ursula have to be nice now. Kind of strange, but Ursula get use to it.
* Ursula can FLYYYYYY!!!!
===Judge Doom===
Just your average animated human villain.
* Oh, come on. I'll be good! I'll be good!
* Oh, well. Guess it's better to be a good man than a bad man.
* Let's play FEEEEEEEETCH!!!
===Brain Freezer===
Was evil BEFORE it was "cool".
* What will become of Brain Freezer?
* No prob. I can roll with anything. That's why they call me Brain Freezer. That, and all the freezing I do.
* I aim to freeze! WHOAOAOAOAOA!!!!
===Smaug===
No scales, no fails!
* Need a extra hand, Skylander? Well, not literally a hand but, you know.
* Who wants a HUUUUUUUG!!!!
===Lucifer===
Don't cross Lucifer!
* No need to get crossed up here.
* Lucifer, crossing over to the side of good! And consider me loose!
* Lucifer on the GOOOOO!!!!!
===Frollo===
A villain with Hellfire. Now THAT'S a threat.
* Probably shouldn't have jumped into the battle like that, but I really wanted to try out the new flames!
* That is what I had assumed, now I use science for good and not evil?! That sounds kind of weird to me!
* I love this part! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
==Air==
===The Dazzlings===
You don't want these girls to serinade you.
* Come on, Skylander! We can be a real dream team!
* This won't be so bad... maybe good is the new evil.
* Dream TIIIIIIME!!!!
===Hayabusa===
See what the hayabusa is all about.
* Bawk! Bawk, bawk! Bawk?
* (bawking sounds)
* Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, BAWWWWWWWWWK!!!!
===Tirek===
So strong, he fears nothing except rainbows.
* Not easy to choose. Me could lend you a hand.
* Me good now? Feel like new monster!
* Let's get CRANKYYYYYY!!!!!
===Cruella de Vil===
She'll take you for a spin- and then sell you off.
* Choose as the spirits move ya!
* You want me to do good? Okay. But Cruella doesn't have quite the same ring you know.
* Here comes the Cruella DE VIIIIIILLLL!!!!!
==Life==
===Clopin===
The champ of enemies!
* Clopin: What's going on, Clopin Puppet? Puppet: I don't know, man!
* Clopin: Hmm... I suppose we should just accept this, eh, Clopin Puppet? Puppet: Just go with the flow, man!
* ENEMY POWERRRRRRR!!!!!
===Mareep===
He's baaaaad news!
* Baaaaa!
* Baa?
* Baaa! BAAAAAAA!!!!
===The Onceler===
Helps his friends, hurts his trees.
* Hey, Onceler's cool with what ever. You know, I'm not picky here.
* Hey, ya know what, I'm over it. I'm cool, I'm bored completely with the new plan here.
* The Onceler RUUUUUULES!!!
===Hans===
He's villainous for clobbering.
* Now what, smart guy?! SQUAWK!
* Me? A good guy?! That's even more SOUTHERN!
* SOUTHEEEEEERN!!!!
===Hexxus===
The best defense is a good pollute-ence.
* Uh, seems like a real tough choice. For about a second. Come on! Who doesn't need a evil sludge guy?
* What did he say? Captured?
* Let's go, SLUDGIIIIING!!!!
===Meowth===
The classic Charactown Pokemon.
* Meow!
* (snarling and growling sounds)
* Meow, grr! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Grrrr.... MEOOOOOOW!!!
==Undead==
===Jafar===
His music is edgy - sharp Arabian edgy.
* Oh come on, man! Let's not keep the audience waiting!
* Guess I'd better change my tune then.
* Let there be rock! AROOOOOOO!!!
===Krad===
Everyone's entitled to HIS opinion.
* If I could possess you right now, I would probably capture me.
* Well, I suppose I could get into being good. Get it? Get "into"? Ha, ha! I like that one!
* I'm out of my MIIIIIIIND!!!!
===Captain Hook===
Blink and you'll miss him. But he won't miss you with his cannons.
* A partnership with me can reap many rewards.
* You mean I can undertake the path of good now? Hmmm, let me think on it.
* Heads UUUUUUUP!!!!
===Bone Chompy===
Even evolved Pokemon gotta eat!
* Purr, Meow!
* Purr...
* Purr...Meow! Meow! Purr...!!!
==Light==
===Apple White===
She's got real star power. From an apple!
===Plankton===
Don't recommend giving the formula to him.
* Tough decision, huh? Well, Let me know if you need a "plant"! (laughs)
===T-3000===
From the future. This means Terminators.
* No need to engage your process in circuits. I've already run the numbers have taken me is the only logical choice.
===Dr. Facilier===
Danger - High Voodoo!
* Ooh! Lot of Voodoo in the air right now! But, not the good kind.
==Dark==
===Raven Queen===
She'll steal the spotlight. And everything else!
===Professor Pericles===
We say please for Professor Pericles!
* I'm not going to scream here, but- PICK ME!
* You'll scream for Professor PERICLEEEES!!!!
===Willie===
Speaks nicely and is a giant.
* What choices can I shake off this then?! (laughs evilly)
===The Grand Duke of Owls===
Breaths magic and the fiendishness of a owl.
* Maybe I should have played you at Skystones Smash again!