The Responsible

==The Perfect Babysitters==
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:: Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the parents' evening.
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:: Ready to go.
:: Oh...
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:: Ah.
:: Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.
:: What?
:: Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!
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:: Richard, where did you find that guy?!
:: On the Internet...
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:: Where am I going to find a babysitter at this time?
:: Ahem!
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:: I can't believe I'm going to say this. I guess you guys are old enough to babysit?
: and : Us?
:: Yes, you. But promise you'll be responsible.
:: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in the most responsible way.
:: Yeah, responsible!
:: You have no idea what responsible means, do you?
: and : Nah.
:: It means acting like a grown-up. And most of all, it means taking care of your little sister.
:: What?!
:: Can I trust you guys to do that?
:: Come on, Mom. We were born reprehensible.
:: Responsible.
:: Yeah, that's what I meant.
:: Richard, put your pants on. We're off.
:: No!
:: Richard. Pants... on.
:: No!
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:: No! I don't wanna go to school!
:: We have to go! It's a parents' evening, and we are the parents! 
:: I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.
:: Don't worry, Mom. You won't be disappointed.
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:: So how do you feel, Darwin?
:: Pretty responsible. And you?
:: I feel like a new man... a responsible man.
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:: I can't believe this. I'm going upstairs.
: and : Stairs! Ahh!
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:: Ow! What are you doing?
:: Seventy-nine percent of all stair accidents happen on the stairs.
:: What does that even mean?
:: It means you're safer sitting here.
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:: Okay.
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:​​: Welcome to Daisy the Donkey Show! We'll be right back after these messages.
:: When you're deciding where to go for a hamburger, let's go further—
:: Aah! Commercials! They'll corrupt your mind!
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:: Bad commercials! Bad commercials! Bad commercials! Bad commercials!
:: Are you completely out of your mind?
:: There's... too... much... violence... on... TV... anyway!
:: And you chose to demonstrate that by smashing the TV in front of me?
:: It was the responsible thing to do.
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:: Even though you set it on fire.
:: It's not on fire. Oh, it is on fire. FIRE!
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:: Stop! Don't throw water on an electrical—
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:: ...Fire. 
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:: You should always use a fire extinguisher or, if unavailable, baking soda. But most importantly, call an adult or the emergency services.
:: Yeah, of course, but ours was a responsible demonstration of what not to do in case of an electrical fire.
:: How could Mom put you in charge? 
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:: What is wrong with you?!
:: Papercuts.
:: Ridiculous, and look at the mess you're making!
:: It's a small price to pay for your safety.
:: You're too young to understand.
:: Excuse me, but who makes your breakfast every day?
: and : You, of course.
:: And who helps you with your homework?
: and : You.
:: So I should be in charge.
:: But who did Mom put in charge?
:: You.
:: So who has to do what we say?
:: Me.
==Pre-PTA Meeting==
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:: Uhh, I feel like I'm in one of those dreams. The ones where you go to school naked.
:: Oh, come on, Richard, stop being so dramatic. We're the parents now. There's nothing she can do to you.
:: You get an F minus in parenting! Next!
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:: Oh, the Wattersons.
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:: Are you aware that your husband isn't wearing any pants?
==Back to the Kids==
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:: Aw, look at that grumpy little face.
:: I know what will cheer her up. How about a walk in the park?
:: Hmm, yeah, I guess that could be okay.
==Park==
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:: Come on, it's for your own safety.
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:: Oh, isn't she lovely? How old is she then?
:: She's four now.
:: Well, now, you want a biscuit? Huh? You wanna have a taste of this? You wanna have a little taste of this? Well, you can't have it, that's right, 'cause it's mine. Whoo, I was just teasin' ya, you want a little taste of it?
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:: Oh, you bit me!
:: You know what this means?
:: She must be hungry!
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==Hungry==
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:: It's time for num-nums! We have a mackerel sandwich, a potato, and a little something for dessert.
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:: Are you kidding me?
:: Of course! That food is way too chunky for a little baby like her, she could choke.
:: I know what to do.
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:: Bon appétit! 
:: Alright, you asked for this.
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:: Okay, bath time.
==Bathing==
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:: Ah, just right.
:: Isn't water dangerous?
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:: How do you expect me to wash myself without water?
:: Haven't you heard of dry cleaning?
:: Fine! Get out of here!
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:: They grow up so fast.
:: Shh!
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:: Is that water I hear?
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:: No! I just, uh, flushed?
:: Oh. Speaking of which, we're gonna need you to wear this. 
:: What?!
:: Well, we don't want you to have any accidents.
:: Very responsible thinking, Gumball.
:: Hm, thanks.
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:: Now be a big girl and...
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:: There's no way I'm wearing a diaper!
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:: Get back here!
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:: Come back, Anais! You can run, but you can't hide!
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: and : Run! Hide!
:: Put it on!
:: Never!
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:: Open this door, young lady! Don't make me tell Mom you've been a bad baby!
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:: She's not in there, she ran out the window!
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:: Oh, what's Mom gonna think? We're in so much trouble!
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:: You goons really walked into that one!
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:: Anais, let us in.
:: Babysit yourselves on the roof until Mom and Dad come back. 
: and : Anais! Anais!
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:: Oh look, a book. I hope I don't give myself a papercut. 
: and : Anais!
:: Oh, no, no diaper. I surely hope I don't have an accident, on your bed!
: and : Anais! (They see something and gasp in horror) Anais!
:: And you know what I'm gonna have now? A nice relaxing bath, with real water!
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==Post-PTA meeting==
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:: Well, it could've been worse.
:: Are you kidding me? Look at the bill, how do you set fire to a swimming pool?
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:: I know, pretty good, huh?
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:: That you're always there to keep an eye on them?
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==Underwater==
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:: Do something!
:: Get on the bed and stay where you are. We'll figure out a way to rescue you.
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:: Don't worry! I'll smash the door in— Ah! You wouldn't know where the keys are by any chance, would you?
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:: Somewhere safe.
:: Aw, what are we gonna do?
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:: Hey, how's it going?
:: I don't know, how do you think it's going?
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:: Okay, take a deep breath.
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:, , and : Woo-hoo!
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:: Good job, everyone!
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:: Hey, don't worry, we can use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to—
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:: They're back!
:, , and : Oh, no.
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:: See, honey? I told you there was nothing to worry about.
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:: Hi.
:: Thank heavens you're safe!
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:: So, you're not angry at us for trashing the house?
:: Oh, no. Angry doesn't BEGIN TO COVER IT!
==Blame Game==
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:: How do you burn a TV underwater?
:: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?
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:: Mom, it's my—
:: No, I've got this.
:: No, Gumball, it was me that left the faucet running!
:: Please, sis, let your brother be responsible for once in his life.
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:: Thanks, Gumball.
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:: Mom... It was Darwin. 
:: What?! It was her that flooded the place! 
:: I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.
:: Well it—it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!
:: Well, none of this would've happened if it wasn't for you! 
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:: Um, who are you blaming here?
:: The Internet?
:: Yeah, that's good enough.
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