TJ Detweiler and the Hardcore Eric Cartman error

== Cast ==
TJ Detweiler, Eric Cartman and Lawson-Eric
Cartman's angry voice-Scary Voice
Sam Detweiler-Steven
Ellie Detweiler-Allison
Becky Detweiler-Princess
Policeman-Dallas
Gelman's voice-Joey
Gelman's dad's voice-Simon
Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
== Transcript ==
One morning, in TJ's room, TJ was sleeping, and his clock rings. TJ wakes up, leaves his bed, goes to the bathroom, brushes his teeth. And he goes down to the living room, gets his breakfast, and takes it to his room. Then TJ takes his laptop onto his bed, and he finishes his breakfast. TJ turns on his laptop, and he gets the BSOD.
TJ: What the heck?!
TJ's laptop shows an Eric Cartman error.
Computer voice: We interrupt your Windows 10 session for an Eric Cartman error. Cartman's TV show has not been aired for a long time, so Cartman became depressed.
TJ: What?! I thought Cartman got killed or something!
Computer voice: Also, this is a...
A word "Hardcore" in all caps and red text drops down from the top right corner of the laptop screen.
Computer voice: Hardcore Eric Cartman error! This means you only have one chance, no more. If you push the power button, you will get the ultra punishment. This Cartman error will self-destruct in 24 hours as this is what Cartman has wished, as this amount of time will help reduce the amount of depression Cartman has.
TJ: Ugh, I just guess I can watch TV for the rest of the day or do other things.
As TJ turned around to get the remote, his feet accidently pressed the power button. TJ was worried.
TJ: Oh no!
The laptop screen stayed blackfor a few seconds, then it turns back on itself. Cartman became furious, as the screen turns red, followed by a text saying "ULTRA PUNISHMENT".
Cartman: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This was a hardcore Cartman error, so that means no extra chances, which means you are so ground-
Suddenly, TJ's knees accidently pressed the power button again.
TJ: Oh no! My knee pressed the power button! No, please! It was an accident!
Again, the laptop screen showed the red screen, but this time showed 2 Eric Cartman's, followed by a text saying "HYPER PUNISHMENT".
Cartman: (Scary voice) You accidently pressed the power button with your knee?! Well, you should've been more careful!
TJ: No, you are not going to ground me! You don't have the right to ground me!
Then TJ called to his mum.
TJ: Mum, come quick! Very quick! I need you right this instant!
Cartman: (Scary voice) Who are you calling?! Your mother?! She will just ground you as well!
Ellie came running into TJ's room.
Ellie: Theodore, I'm here! What's the matter?
TJ: I got the hardcore Eric Cartman error! I decided to behave and wait, but my foot accidently pressed the power button, and I got the ultra punishment. Then my knees pressed the power button and I got the hyper punishment. Please mum, help me! Please don't ground me! Cartman is being very unforgiving to me! I pressed the power button on accident!
Ellie: Don't worry Theodore! I believe you! You have been very well behaved as when you're little so I will help you. Don't worry! I've got this!
Ellie turned the computer to herself, and she told Cartman off.
Ellie: Listen Cartman, you do not have the right to ground my son! He simply pressed the power button on accident! Leave my son alone!
Cartman: (Scary voice) Never! I don't care if he did it on accident or not! He is still grounded! I have the right to do whatever I want, and that is because I have full control over your son's computer, and so, I have the right to ground him, no leave me alone!
Ellie: No! I will not! I will use all the power and support I can get if I have to stop you from punishing my son for accidents!
Then Ellie called to Sam and Becky.
Ellie: Everyone! Come here right now!
Then Sam and Becky came running into TJ's room.
Sam: What's the matter Ellie? Is there something wrong?
Ellie explained to Sam and Becky.
Ellie: Well, you see, Theodore got a hardcore Eric Cartman error, and he pressed the power button on accident, Cartman is not forgiving him and believes he has the right to ground him.
Ellie told off Cartman.
Ellie: See Cartman? You're outnumbered! And even if you had your friends with you, it would not be enough for us to be defeated. We will defeat you! You will not punish our son!
Cartman: (Scary voice) That's it!
Cartman gets off the computer screen, and he appeared in TJ's room.
Cartman (Scary voice) Hey, I am stronger than all of you! You can't defeat me! I am bigger and more powerful than you all will be!
TJ: No, you are not going to defeat us, we will try to defeat you!
Ellie: Exactly! Just because you are bigger and bolder doesn't mean you are stronger than us! We will teach you a lesson for punishing people for accidents! Everyone, bond together! GoAnimate Logic, activate!
TJ and his family started defeating Cartman, as Cartman screamed.
Cartman (Scary voice) Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Cartman was knocked to the ground, and he stopped screaming.
Ellie: Sam, call the professionals! Quick! Take Becky with you! We will watch Cartman!
So Sam and Becky went to notify the professionals. TJ and Ellie watched Cartman.
Ellie: You no longer have the power to attack us!
TJ: Yeah, that's right! Your reign of terror is over! You will no longer cause any more Cartman errors!
Suddenly, three police officers came into TJ's room.
Policeman: Stand aside! We are here to tranquilise!
The police officer tranquilised Cartman.
Policeman: All right guys! The tack is in! This monster will have a rather or so extreme life in the laboratory! Back to our car!
The police officers took Cartman to the police car.
Policeman: Alright, throw him in the back!
The other two police officers threw Cartman to the back of the police car. Then they took Cartman to the laboratory.
Policeman: Alright, back to the laboratory!
The police car drove back to the laboratory. Inside the police car, Cartman thought.
Cartman: I can't believe that I must have been defeated! Everyone hates me!
One month later, inside the laboratory, Cartman used instant transmission and he escaped the laboratory.
Cartman: (Scary voice) Alright, it's time to get back to business!
Cartman continued spreading his error. Back in TJ's house, TJ was watching Recess Bullies misbehaving videos on TV, laughing.
Gelman's voice on TV: I don't want this fancy restaurant! I want McDonald's!
Gelman's dad's voice on TV: We're not going to McDonald's, and that's final!
Gelman's voice on TV: That's it! I will throw a chair at you!
Gelman's dad voice on TV: Don't you dare think about it! That's it! We're going home right now!
TJ: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's so hilarious! Gelman is so dumb!
Suddenly, TJ's TV got the technical difficulties screen, and he read the message on it.
TJ: What the?! It says that we're having some trouble connecting to the TV channels. Please ensure your cords are plugged in all the way, and please try again later. Error code 3003.
Then, the TV voice broadcasted.
TV voice: We interrupt your session for an Eric Cartman error. 
TJ realises that the Cartman error came back, and he was horrified as the TV continued explaining.
TV voice: Cartman was screeched by Stephanie Gavin for the second time. Stephanie put a bomb in Cartman's house which will explode in 15 minutes. This message is 100% important! Do not turn of your TV! Repeat, do not turn off your TV! If you do, Cartman will get angrier and scarier. You have 20 chances. Please do not waste them! The timer starts now, but it won't be shown on the screen. Now I'm gone.
TJ felt frustrated.
TJ: Well then, I guess I have to do something else. I might as well help my parents with the groceries while I'm at it.
TJ walked away from his TV and he went downstairs, which made Cartman angry.
Cartman: Hey you, come back here right now!
TJ quickly ran back to his TV.
Cartman: Leaving the room counts as turning this TV off. Please stay in this room until the bomb in my house explodes, then you can go.
TJ got annoyed.
TJ: Are you serious right now Cartman?! You're keeping me in my room! Do I have to suffer just because someone killed you, huh?! I understand how my dad felt when he got one of your errors. It really scared him, but you better not scare me. Come on Cartman! Can't you be reasonable?! I want to help my family put away groceries. Can't you at least let me do that?
Cartman: OK, but I am still taking away another chance, and you have to come back within 2 minutes or yet I am taking away another chance. The longer you're gone, the more chances lost.
TJ leaves the room.
TJ: Thank you.
TJ entered the kitchen to help her parents put the groceries away.
TJ: Hey mum and dad, would you like a little help for the groceries?
Sam: Of course you can Theodore.
TJ finds out there is a lot of grocery bags. Because of the Cartman error, TJ was worried.
TJ: Well dad, there is a lot of grocery bags!
Sam: Yes Theodore, I do admit I take a little advantage of the monthly royalty checks I receive from people watching your TV show. I don't mean Vyond videos, I mean your real TV show.
Ellie: But hey, if we work together, we can get this done quickly.
TJ: Ugh, how quickly?
Sam: Um, I guess about 20 minutes or so, unless Becky comes in to help us, which she won't because she has too much work to do.
TJ: Becky really needs to help us! This will take too long without her!
TJ called to Becky.
TJ: Becky, get over here right now! We seriously need you!
Becky's voice: I've told you that I have work to do! I'm not coming over there to help you, I'm trying to get my work done soon!
Ellie: Why don't you do your work later? We have to do it quick because this is a family event! If you don't help us, your holiday rewards will be lost forever!
Becky came down.
Becky: OK mum, you win it. I will help.
Ellie: Come on! Let's see who can put away groceries the fastest! This will be fun! Let's go!
So the entire Detweiler family put all of the groceries away, which took them 10 minutes. However, Cartman isn't going to be happy about this.
Becky: Yay, I won!
Ellie: Well done, Rebecca! You were the fastest! See? With the whole family working together, it only took us 10 minutes!
Suddenly, that reminded TJ about the Cartman error.
TJ: 10 minutes?! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I am so late!
Sam: Late for what, Theodore?
TJ ran back to his room.
TJ: Ugh, late to deal with Cartman.
Sam: What, I thought Cartman already killed!
Then TJ got back into his room, panicking.
TJ: Oh no no no no no no no no no no! Cartman, please, don't be angry! I'm so sorry! I got distracted by my family! Please don't take away too many chances! I'm sorry!
TJ finds out the screen was black.
TJ: It's just a black screen. I really hope Cartman isn't going to jump scare me. Because if he does, then I will call my-
Then Cartman jump scared TJ, which scared him. TJ now has 15 chances left.
Cartman: I'm now officially in evil mode for the rest of the error. You only have 15 chances left, because you were gone for more than 10 minutes instead of under two like I said. You were lucky that you came in just in time, as if it were a second later, would have been 12 minutes, and you would have only 14 chances, but you still have 15 chances. Don't waste them now!
TJ: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That scared really good there Cartman! I'm so mad at you for doing that! That's it! I'm calling my parents right now!
Cartman took away another chances, and he has 14 chances left.
Cartman: Threatening to call family members will also count as turning it off.
TJ I don't care!
TJ called to his parents.
TJ: Mum and dad, help, he's back! Help me, please! This is an emergency!
TJ's parents ran to TJ's room.
Sam: Who back Theodore?
Back in TJ's room, TJ continued dealing with Cartman.
Cartman: Calling your parents into the room will also count as turning it off!
Then TJ's parents arrived into TJ's room.
Sam: Theodore we're here! What is it?
TJ's parents sees Cartman came back on TV.
Ellie: Oh no! Not him again!
Cartman reduces the chance number to 12.
Cartman: Having your parents near my error will also count as turning it off!
Sam: Cartman not you again! I thought you were in an undisclosed location!
Cartman: I was, but I escaped with a magical laser in my stomach.
Sam got angrier, and he yelled.
Sam: Wow! Cartman, you are just so indestructible! Huh, we just destroyed your errors and operating systems, and yet, still, you come back! You are just nothing but a stupid South Park character!
Ellie: Sam! Stop! You will only make Cartman angrier!
TJ and his parents started a fight.
Sam: I don't care if he gets angrier, I am going to make him stop this and that's final!
TJ: The more you yell, the more Cartman will progress himself to be more scary, please stop!
Ellie: Yeah! Sam! Stop! This is unsafe behaviour in front of this Cartman error! We need to reach a compromise!
Sam: I am not reaching a compromise I want Cartman gone!
TJ: You two need to stop fighting! You are only making the situation worse!
Sam: No, no, no, no, no, Cartman is the one who needs to stop making these errors! Cartman was messed with the Detweilers for too long!
Ellie: Sam, you are going out of your mind into insanity! Stop!
The TV shows Cartman evil, with glowing red eyes. The chances number goes down to 5, also with text that says "STOP ARGUING!".
Cartman: (Scary voice) Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop stop stop stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop! I am being sick and tired of being the subject of frustration and hate! That's it! You lost 8 chances because of this! You have 5 chances left! You need to wait until the bomb in my house explodes! Now stop it right now! Just wait! It's not that long! Or else you will lose more chances!
Sam: That's it Cartman, I'm done with you, this is the last time you terrified me, I know exactly what I need to do!
Sam went downstairs and called the Vyond technical support about the error, as Cartman takes away another chance, which is now 4.
Cartman: (Scary voice) Don't you dare go away! Going away also counts as turning it off! 4 chances left!
Ellie: Really?! You were going to take away another chance just because my husband left this room?! You are so mean!
Cartman takes away another chance, which is now 3 chances left.
Cartman: (Scary voice) Saying that I'm mean also counts as turning it off! Look at this! Only 3 chances left! You need to stop this right now or you'll lose more chances!
Then Sam ran back into TJ's room.
Sam: I just called the Vyond technical support, they are now tracking down the IP address to see where the Cartman error originating!
And yet, Cartman reduces the chance number to 2.
Cartman: (Scary voice) HOW, DARE, YOU?! JUST DID SOMETHING THAT IS BAD?! JUST DO IT! DO IT! DO IT SO YOU CAN ENTER THE CODING CORRECTLY SO I CAN DO SOMETHING EXTREME! But if you want to get your DVD back in 15 seconds, you need to wait, it's not long! But, if you find out the IP origin of this, I, will, destroy, your, TV!
Sam: I don't care if you do so Cartman, because I can just get my son another one!
Then, Sam got a call from the Vyond technical support, and the Cartman error came from Lawson's house.
Sam: What, that's where it came from? But that's where Lawson lives! But thanks for telling us, bye!
TJ: Cartman you'd better not destroy my TV! Come mum and dad, brace yourselves!
Cartman: (Scary voice) YOU, REALLY, HAVE, NOW, TRACED, THE, IP, ADDRESS?! I'M NOW DESTROYING YOUR TV, BECAUSE THE IP ADDRESS WAS DISCOVERED! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
TJ's TV explodes, and TJ cried.
TJ: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sam: Don't worry Theodore, I will buy you another TV. But first, I need to call Mr Lawson!
Sam called Mr Lawson. Meanwhile, at Lawson's house, Mr Lawson answers the phone.
Mr Lawson: Hello, you have reached the Lawson residence.
Mr Lawson hears a response from Sam, and he got indignant.
Mr Lawson: Wait! He did what?! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Erwin is going to be so grounded grounded grounded! Thanks for calling me! Bye!
We see Mr Lawson furious with a firey background surrounding him.
Mr Lawson: ERWIN ERWIN ERWIN ERWIN ERWIN ERWIN ERWIN GET OVER RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!
Then Mr Lawson threw a massive tantrum as he scolded Lawson.
Mr Lawson (Scary voice) Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh my god I can't believe you gave TJ Detweiler a Cartman error! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for a month! Go to your room now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in TJ's room, TJ's parents, including Becky cheered TJ up.
Sam: Don't cry Theodore! Everything's good now!
Ellie: Lawson is now grounded for a month for giving you the Cartman error.
Becky: Let's go to the TV store to buy you a new TV.
TJ: I agree! Let's go!
So TJ and his family went to the TV store happily.
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