YOU IS A MOTHERF-

YOU IS A MOTHERF- is episode 9 of UnAnything: The Series season 8.
== Plot ==
Some wooden plank named Woody goes to his friend Cuphead's house, only to find out that Cuphead isn't there, but at least Mugman is there. Fucking Mugman. Anyways, Mugman shows Woody some memes on his phone to cheer him up. Meanwhile, Cuphead goes to Sesame Street to find Captain 1 and execute him for his crimes against the UnMultiverse. Elmo and his gang offer to help Cuphead, and they go on an adventure to find Captain 1.
Cuphead: "So Elmo, how do we kill Captain 1?"
Elmo: "Let Elmo think for a second... uh... Elmo thinks we should distract him somehow."
Cuphead: "Well, that would be a good way," you say.
Elmo: "But how?"
Cuphead: "Oh I don't know... MAYBE WE STOP WASTING TIME AND KILL CAPTAIN 1???"
Cuphead, Elmo, and the Elmo Gang find Captain 1, who is drinking a cup of milk. Cuphead sneaks up behind Captain 1 and shoots him. Elmo gets a running start with his trusty knife and then stabs Captain 1 in the throat- wait, Captain 1's head isn't attached to his body, so he doesn't have a throat.
Captain 1: "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, I JUST WANT TO DRINK MY MILK!!!"
Cuphead: "Bullshit! Your always to no good, your big baby!"
Captain 1: "WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME???"
Cuphead: "Only babies drink milk!"
Dipsy: "Cuphead, there's milk inside your head, so YOU are da baby. Also, fuck you."
Cuphead: "But... but I... doh! You! Ge- Um- *gasp* YOU IS A MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW THAT!!!"
Peter Griffin: "He said it! He said it! He said the title of this UnEpisode!"
Cuphead shoots Dipsy with his trusty Glock 18. Elmo gets angry because Cuphead killed one of his gang members, so Elmo grabs a minigun and tries shooting Cuphead while Peter kills Captain 1 by trapping him in a cutaway gag. Cuphead then calls Mugman on his phone.
Cuphead: "HELP!!! ME AND PETER GRIFFIN ARE GETTING ATTACKED BY THE ELMO GANG!!!"
Mugman: "Shut up I'm trying to show Woody some memes."
Cuphead says "YOU IS A MOTHERF-" and Mugman hangs up.
Peter Griffin: "Holy crap Lois, he just said the title of this UnEpisode aga-"
Peter gets shot multiple times by Elmo's minigun, but Peter's so fat that the bullets bounce off, so Cuphead uses Peter as a shield. Elmo calls Peter stupid for thinking that Lois was there, but Peter becomes Super Saiyan and blasts Elmo and his gang with a kamehameha. Peter then files Cuphead back to his house. Cuphead then beats up Mugman for hanging up on him while Woody and Peter just stand there, ending the episode.
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