Skin Man 4

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Skin Man 4 is the fourth and final book in the original Skin Man Books, with it finishing the story-line started in Skin Man 1, and also finishing the story started in the book itself. The book's story is incoherent at times, but is mostly about the new villain Hip Toddler resurrecting Evil Man and trying to kill Silas, as Skinman tries to stop them. Lots of characters from past Skin Man Books appear, but the book also introduces many new characters. The book's ending starts off the timeline split in the Skin Man Universe. The book also includes many advertisements, but these are all made up and have no affiliation with any companies mentioned in them at all.
==Chapter 1: The Hip Toddler is Born==
Chapter 1 serves as a prologue, similar to Skin Man 1 and Skin Man 2's first chapter, with it differing from them by having it be about an entirely new character. Similar to the past two prologues, the Wizard magics another random person, with it being Hip Toddler this time. A few hours after the Wizard incident, a man comes to pick up his child, but Hip Toddler states, "My territory, my toddler yo," and then gets attacked by the man's sword. While recovering in a Hospital, Hip Toddler gets a schizophrenic delusion of an owl that tells him to get revenge and kill the man.
After recovering Hip Toddler commits grand theft auto on a Ford F150 and breaks into a military base stealing guns after being unsuccessful at buying them legally. This lands Hip Toddler in prison and where he eventually interacts with Skinman for the first time.
==Chapter 2: Skin man Accidently Urinates==
This chapter has Skinman walking around in public, most likely intoxicated with substances, when he blacks out. While blacking out he Urinates in a crowded public area and is sent to the same prison that Hip Toddler was sent to. Both characters get the same prison cell where they get into a fight where Skinman wins.
==Chapter 3: Skin man's Heart is Brocken==
Chapter 3 starts off with Skinman sitting in the prison cafeteria thinking about his celebrity crush Jack Black when Jack Black walks up to Skinman. Skinman asks Jack Black out on a date where Jack Black responds with complete gibberish, but Skinman can interpret it. The date takes place not long later at the "Fancy Prison Restaurant" which is located in the prison. After consuming 8 pounds of crystal methamphetamine in 4 minutes, the pair goes to a Prison Rave Thing, where a Rat Battle is being hosted. Soon after they arrive at the rave, a riot breaks out where Jack Black dies.
==Chapter 4: Bread Gang Strikes Again==
In Chapter 4, Hip Toddler is seen in the Prison Infirmary with Oh My Gosh Dude, where Hip Toddler needs to get a surgery on his legs to get Robot Legs With Miniguns on Them™. The surgery is successful, and Hip Toddler is soon seen in a rap battle with El Chapo, where he goes "too far" and makes El Chapo Cry. 
==Chapter 5: Skinman Joins a Mexican Prison Gang... Again==
In Chapter 5 Skinman is rescued from the riot in Chapter 3 by The Mexican Prison Gang. After that he is initiated into the gang again where he is tasked with killing a Oh My Gosh Dude, and also is tasked with killing the cop that murdered Jack Black. After Skinman is initiated into the gang he gets tattoos and goes into his grave that is in his prison cell. Once he goes into it the book says "Fin".
==Chapper 6==
Chapter 6 starts off with Skinman, after four years, waking up in his grave, and talks to a man that made his way inside of his grave, telling Skinman why he woke up. The way that he tells Skinman this is shown in the form of a flashback to the reader.
===Flashback===
The Flashback starts off showing Hip Toddler escaping the prison by the means of sneaking through security in a laundry basket. After escaping prison, Hip Toddler is shown at a shrine, where he prays to Satan in hopes of getting the powers to revive the dead. Hip Toddler gains these powers and revive Evil Man, which Evil Man describes as painful.
===After Flashback===
After the Flashback, Skinman is told where to find Evil Man and Hip Toddler, which is in the Evil Church Place, which is in Ohio (writing for this chapter was before the Ohio trend). Once Skinman begins his journey in Ohio, Evil Man is informed of Skinman's awakening and decides to send out The Libster. There's a short training sequence for The Libster before it meets Skinman. When the two meet in Ohio, Skinman brutally beats The Libster to death, with his grave being shown.
==Chapter 8: Skin Man Dies==
In Chapter 8, Skinman arrives at the Evil Church Place and meets with his old high school lover, Walter White. Walter says that he's gonna kill Skinman in a basketball competition. Sadly, Walter's remarkable basketball skills outweigh Skinman's, and Skinman dies. Skinman is seen in heaven after his death, with him meeting Jesse Pinkmen and Silas. Silas says to Skinman that he is the chosen one and that he is the Earth's savior, and that he cannot die.
After this interaction, Skinman and Jesse are sent down from heaven back and back to Earth. Once they are sent down they break into Walter's meth lab and have a fight scene with him and his new assistant that replaced Jesse after his death. After the fight Skinman holds Walter at gunpoint and makes him give up the information about Hip Toddler and his location and plans. Walter says that Hip Toddler is on the stairway to hell and is trying to speak to Satan and harness Silas' power for himself.
==Chapter 9: Sken Man Goe 2 Hel!!!!==
In Chapter 9 Skinman and Jesse both commit suicide to get to hell and stop Evil Man and Hip Toddler. In Hell, Evil Man and Hip Toddler are walking up the stares to hell and Evil Man squirts on Hip Toddler for being a bad boy (with a water gun because he was being annoying) when Skinman and Jesse show up. Meanwhile, Satan is alerted by his minion, Jeff, that Skinman, Jesse, Evil Man, and Hip Toddler are on the staircase, so he drafts all of them to Vietnam, even though the Vietnam war ended in 1975. The chapter ends with Skinman falling from a helicopter and into the Jungles of Vietnam.
==Chapper 10: (Skin)Man Becomes a Tunnel Rat and a Lot More==
Chapter 10 starts with Skinman getting lost in a totally real Vietnam tunnel. After following the tunnel out, Skinman finds Evil Man's secret layer, making this it's third appearance in the book series. To fight off Skinman, Evil Man drops Ceiling Circles on Skinman because circles are his greatest fear. To escape, Skinman uses the Secret Trapdoor That is for Some Reason Here That Silas Gave Me As a Last Resort Deploy™, before showing an image of Skinman going down a water slide and into a pool.
Before moving on, we're treated to a short scene of Evil Man killing his mother because she is a "FAT STINKY" and a "FREAKING POOPYHEAD" according to Evil Man.
Meanwhile, Hip Toddler is in church, praying in Latin, the translation is shown below;
"My Lord in heaven above, receive me to the holy ground, past the gate and to the tree of salvation. I am sorry for my transgressions, but I do not want to continue on this mortal plane any longer. I give my body, my blood, and my soul for you, and I take my hope from you. Amen."
After finishing this ritual, Hip Toddler is sent to Heaven. In Heaven he meet Jeffery the biblically accurate angel tour guide, and then promptly shoots him to death with his leg guns and retrieves a map of heaven off of his dead body. After a while Silas goes to look for Jeffery, finds his dead body, then calls the Christmas investigation elf of investigations here to investigate you investigating needs to investigate. After the Christmas investigation elf of investigations here to investigate you investigating needs
investigates, he discovers that Hip Toddler shot him to death, so Silas calls his swat team comprised of other Christmas elves.
==Chapper 11: god==
At the beginning of Chapter 11 Skinman is walking along a road and finds the ghost of Blood Covered Grandpa, who's here to tell Skinman to never give up.
Meanwhile, Jesse Pinkman is still fighting in Vietnam during this intimate moment. Jesse calls on Lightning Mcqueen support to drop a napalm strike, and rushes into a trench to escape the blast. Outside the trenches, Vietnamese soldiers charge in, but are stopped by Silas with help from a translator. Then, Jesse is told that nuclear bomb-wielding Thomas the Bomber Plane had been activated and that it has been hijacked by Evil Man. 
During this time, the swat team comprised of Christmas elves prepare to hunt down Hip Toddler.
Anyway, Jesse manages to hack into Thomas the Bomber Plane's camera and mic, and sees Evil Man is already over Vietnam. Realizing how dire this situation is, Jesse calls Ed Fing as a sniper. Ed Fing tracks Evil Man for over 6 hours, and Jesse says to get the The Gun to shoot him down, which he does.
As this happens, Evil Man looses contact with Hip Toddler and Skinman is still walking down the road he was at the beginning of the chapters. For the next 13 slides Skinman joins a group chat with Jesse and Ed Fing. At the end of that Ed Fing says that Thomas the Bomber Plane has turned around and then shoots it with The Gun. The chapter ends with Evil Man returning fire, disappearing into nowhere, and Ed Fing getting band from Xbox Live for calling Evil Man a pussy.
==Chipper 12: D-Day==
Chapter 12 is the last chapter in Skin Man 4. It begins back with the swat team comprised of Christmas elves, they've locked target with Hip Toddler and they get ready to boogie bomb him, but when they do, Oh My Gosh Dude pops out of the Holy Water Lake and takes the boogie for Hip Toddler. After realizing they hit the wrong target, they send the JOLLY HAND GRENADE to finish him off. Before he's blown up, Oh My Gosh Dude tells Hip Toddler he's always love him, and that he hopes sacrificing his life can help Hip Toddler, this makes Hip Toddler burst out into tears as he swims away from the jolly blood and gore.
After swimming for 4 slides, he finds himself out of the Holy Water Lake and in the Holy Water Pool Skinman got to earlier as when he went down the slide. When he emerges from the pool he sees a radio with Evil Man on the other end, who is now in heaven, and it's then when the plan starts.
===The Plan Starts===
Evil Man drops a duffel bag from Thomas the Bomber Plane down to Hip Toddler. The Lorax is inside the bag, and Evil Man tells Hip Toddler to use psychological tactics be cause he doesn't talk easily, so Hip Toddler shoves him to the floor and points a gun to his head, demanding to know where Silas is. The Lorax says he remains loyal to Silas, but cracks when Hip Toddler says that telling him will help the trees. When The Lorax gets up he and Hip Toddler drive to a heaven gas station, then telling Hip Toddler that drinking beer will get him to Silas. So Hip Toddler does that and, uh, shows up at Silas' front house.
Meanwhile, Evil Man looses contact with Hip Toddler, gets into a dog-fight with the Heavenly Air Force, is struck down, and then miraculously crashes perfectly in front of Silas' house next to Hip Toddler. When Evil Man and Hip Toddler get inside of Silas' house, Skinman and the swat team comprised of Christmas elves also show up to help Silas. But then Hip Toddler declares he's ending the book and shoots Silas with his minigun legs.
The book ends with Silas bleeding on the ground and making a wish for a world where Skinman is Jesus and none of this happened, this wish is known as the Great Silas Universe Reset. We see an image of a universe being made, and then angel Skinman and Jack Black getting married. It's important to note that what we see here not a new universe, but this universe converging into another, one where Skin Man 4 didn't happen.
Roll credits.
==Summary==
Skin Man 4 is the last installment in the mainline Skin Man book series, it tells the story of Hip Toddler's backstory and rise to power and how he revived Evil Man. The two follow out a master plan to kill the God Silas. The book ends with the Universe ending and with Silas converging their universe with another to avoid death, making Skinman Jesus as his final wish.
==Trivia==
* Skinman 4 was originally going to be the last Skinman book, but then it wasn't.
* Skinman 4 had the longest production time out of any other Skinman Book, bring around 2.5 years. To see what an earlier version of Skin Man 4 looks like, Click Here.
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