Too Many Patrick's (Leni's Stolen Phone)/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: May 25, 2024
Episode Copyrighted: 2024
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode starts at the danger dimension with a birthday party at the white house dungeon filled with orespawn criminals. Some kids are jumping in a bounce house, others are being entertained by a clown and an orespawn criminal, and a table of presents is set out. Some adults are seen by a barbecue grill.
Nat Peterson: *puts hot dog in orange fish's empty hot dog buns* There we go. *clicks tongs*
Harold the Fish: Nice tongs.
Nat Peterson: Merci.
Harold the Fish: Uh, what?
Nat Peterson: *eyes open* Thanks.
Harold the Fish: Now we're talking.
Incidental 95: And don't they smell delightful?
Leni Loud: *walks past the white house dungeon*
There is a spider inside the white house dungeon.
Leni Loud: Huh? *looks at the spider on the cake, then screams* AHHH! SPIDER! *grabs a bat from the pinata and breaks through window with a bat*
Harold the Fish and Incidental 95: *screams, run away and drop hot dogs*
Leni Loud: *eats hot dogs*
Leni's phone rings.
Leni Loud: Hello?
Patrick Star: Hello, this is Patrick Star speaking.
Leni Loud: I'm in the white house dungeon.
Patrick Star: The white house dungeon?
Leni Loud: That's where the big fat criminals live.
Patrick Star: Okay, I’ll see you at the show.
Leni Loud: Okay, bye. *hangs up, then grabs grill, to Nat* Oh, hey, nice tongs.
Nat Peterson: Merci. *clinks them*
Leni Loud: What?
Nat Peterson: Thanks.
Leni Loud: *sees a spider* SPIDER! *tries to smash a spider but smashes the grill's contents, then takes a burning coal and puts it in the yellow fish's pocket.
A kid is blowing out a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cake.
Leni Loud: *screams and smashes the contents of the table: various food items, balloons, a crate of tools, bowling balls and pins, a tire, a log with an ax lodged in it, a fire hydrant, and a sarcophagus, then hits a woman*
Human woman: That does it. You are officially uninvited! *tries sprays hose at her*
Leni Loud: Huh?
The water goes over Leni's head.
Orespawn Criminals and Clown: *gets hit with water, gurgles*
Helen the Felon: Oh...
The clown's makeup comes off, revealing a live-action face.
Clown: My face.
Kids: *laughs*
Orespawn Criminals and Clown: *growls and walks to Leni*
Orespawn Criminals: *angrily steals Leni's phone*
Leni Loud: Hey, that's my phone!
Clown: *angry, to Leni* THANKS A LOT, YOU MURDERER!
Orespawn Criminal: *angry, to Leni* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU PUNK!
Orespawn Criminals and Clown: *walks to yellow fish*
Clown: *takes tongs from the yellow fish* Merci.
Nat Peterson: What?
Clown: Thanks.
Screen cuts to Leni.
Orespawn Criminal: *offscreen, angry* GET HER!
Clown: *screams*
Orespawn Criminals and Clown: *chases Leni*
Only for the clown with a tong to slip on a piece of cake and hit Leni.
Orespawn Criminals: Huh?
He crashes into the bounce house and it explodes, ruining the white house dungeon.
Leni Loud: *walks to the door leaving the white house dungeon, then runs away*
A pan shows the bounce house destroyed and the clown laying on the ground, an overturned popcorn cart, a parent with his eye twitching, the flipped-over table, the yellow fish next to a burning grill, the mother with her hair swept from the explosion. The banner lands on three of the kids.
Human woman: I'm sorry your party was ruined, criminal.
Orespawn Criminal: Ruined our party?! She ruined our white house dungeon!
Human kid: Are you kidding? I loved it!
Other kids: Yeah. It was the best party ever!
Kids: Best party ever!
Orespawn Criminal: *growls*
A big piece of broken ceiling falls on an orespawn criminal's head.
Orespawn Criminal: Ouch!
Kids: *cheers*
Orespawn Criminal: *leaves the white house dungeon*
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