List of Episodes of Ye Olde Simpsons

== Episodes ==
Episode 1: Town Crier O' Springfield
* Summary: Barney tried to warn the people of Springfield about impending doom and no one believes him. He goes to the tavern to drown his sorrows and passes out. When he wakes up, the townspeople are telling him he was right about something bad happening, the crops died because of a prank pulled by Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph, but he doesn't remember anything because he was too drunk.
* Chalkboard Gag: I will not cry wolf
* Couch Gag: The couch gets beamed up by aliens
* Running Gag: Bart pranks Moe with a message: Chris P. Bacon
Episode 2: The Beauty, the Beast and the Lisa
* Summary: Gaston and LeFou ride into the pub and Homer overhears the story of the Beast but doesn't know it, so Moe tells Homer the tale of the Beast. Meanwhile, Lisa encounters Belle while reading in the woods in the edge of the town.
* Chalkboard Gag: I am not a blacksmith and cannot make horseshoes
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and jumps on the couch, the couch then bucks them all off like a bronco
* Running Gag: Arrow in Lenny's eye
Episode 3: Bart and the Beanstalk
* Summary: Marge makes beans for dinner and Bart throws them out the window instead of eating them. The next day, there is a large beanstalk next to the Simpsons cottage. Bart climbs it and finds a rich giant living in a castle at the top. He is captured and has to escape to return home.
* Chalkboard gag: I will not sell jars of farts
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and the couch has a "reserved" sign on it
* Running Gag: Mr. Burns can't remember Homer's name
Episode 4: Love for Willie
* Summary: Willie is lonely and wishes he had a good woman to love him. The women in the town aren't interested, but one day, Willie is working outdoors without his shirt on. The townswomen see how buff he is and begin to fight over him. King Quimby sees an opportunity to make money so he holds an auction to a date with Willie.
* Chalkboard Gag: I cannot predict people's fortunes
* Couch Gag: The family runs in, jumps on the couch, and they all bounce up like it's a trampoline
* Running Gag: El Barto
Episode 5: Race For Village Idiot
* Summary: Homer and Barney enter a competition against each other, thinking they're going to win a prize. What don't they know is the contest to see who is the dumbest.
* Chalkboard Gag: My teacher is not in love with a pig
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and the couch multiplies into 20 couches
* Running Gag: Abe's story: Back in my day, we had to walk uphill for 40 miles in the snow. And with no shoes because shoes hadn't been invented yet. Well, this one day my feet are frozen solid. One of them even fell off. It took me forever to find it in the snow. When I did, a bird came up and snatched it clean out of my clean hands. I think it was sent by goblins. Those pesky things were always after my radishes. But I said "Those are my radishes! You can't have them!" Those were the days.
Episode 6: Dragon's Hoard
* Summary: The boys are causing trouble at night, and they decide to go look for a cave filled with treasure where a dragon lives.
* Chalkboard Gag: I cannot turn lead into gold.
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and jumps on the couch and the couch is made of flubber
* Running Gag: Horse shoe in Lenny's eye
Episode 7: Lisa and the Mermaid
* Summary: While staying in Prince Eric's Castle, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson and Martin listen to Captain McCallister's story about Atlantica. Lisa notices something splashes in the water and meets a mermaid named Ariel, and they become friends. Homer and Sebastian bond about their lives. However, both land and sea are threatened by a cephalopod-like monster known as the Kraken.
* Chalkboard Gag: I didn't start the Black Plague
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and jumps on the couch, and the couch grows three times its size
* Running Gag: Homer strangles Bart for shoveling horse poop in front of the house
Episode 8: Iron Maiden Chef
* Summary: Luigi and Akira compete against each other in the greatest cooking competition in the land.
* Chalkboard Gag: Leeches are medicine, not pets
* Couch Gag: The family runs in just as the couch has catapulted out of the house
* Running Gag: Bart pranks Moe with a message: Don Keigh
Episode 9: Arabian Vacation
* Summary: The Simpson family go on vacation to Agrabah and meet Aladdin and his friends. Atahuti plans to expand his empire by enslaving Agrabah's people.
* Chalkboard Gag: I will not mummify pets as a side hustle
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and jumps on the couch, and began rowing like a boat
* Running Gag: Abe's story: When I was a young lad, I visited the pyramids and I still don't know what all the fuss is about over some triangles. It was so hot I dried up like jerky. Then I see a beautiful woman in the sand and she had seven snakes wrapped around her and a pitcher of water. She said I could have some water if I just danced the Charleston, but the Charleston hadn't been invented yet. So I knew she was a traveler from another time, but did I know that? Unless, I was a time traveler myself. And that's when the Sun shot straight out of the sky and everything turned black. I was so...
Episode 10: Orc-igami
* Summary: The orcs move to Springfield where they camp, and Mr. Burns wants to defend it from them.
* Chalkboard Gag: Mrs. Krabappel is not a witch
* Couch Gag: The family runs in and the townspeople are on their couch
* Running Gag: El Barto
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