Vehicular Manslaughter's Best Friend

Vehicular Manslaughter's Best Friend is the fifth episode of Ezekiel Elsegood, Priest in Circean Cove.
==Plot==
TBA
==Noteworthy Events==
===Major Events===
*TBA
===Minor Events===
*TBA
==Characters==
===Protagonists===
*Ezekiel "Brother Eviscera" Elsegood
*The Deep End Dialecticians
**Head Researcher Zedekiah Zilberschlag
**Co-Head Researcher Obadiah Orenstein
**Researcher Solomon Stålhammar
**Researcher Bartholomew Brasher
**Researcher Hemisphere Vreedle
**Researcher Icosahedron Vreedle
*The Bronze Savants
**Achim "Achillean Figure" Friend
**Burgundy "Bourguignonne" Nonnenmacher
**Carnation "Crownweaver" Webbe-Weaver
**Mildred "Milquetoast" Test Twist (first appearance)
**Niall "Nail-Biter" Bitencourt (first appearance)
*The Great White Yonder (mentioned)
===Neutral=== 
*Immanuel "I.M. Marrow" Baines
*Fitzroy "Filet Mignon" Milburn-Gagnon
*Torus Vreedle (mentioned)
===Antagonists=== 
*Fidus "Fido Fiend" Fiddler Fiennes (first appearance)
**Grimsley "Grit" Fiddler Fiennes (first appearance)
**Grimhilde "Gunk" Fiddler Fiennes (first appearance)
**Grimberga "Grime" Fiddler Fiennes (first appearance)
*Purvis "Puke King" Kingsmore (first appearance)
*Thomasina "Tomahawk" Hawkings (mentioned)
*"New York Strip" (mentioned, presumed dead)
*"London Broil" (mentioned, presumed dead)
*"Flat Iron" (mentioned, presumed dead)
==Aliens Used== 
*TBA
==Trivia==
*TBA
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