Pizza Me, Mario!

This is the third episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(CartoonGuy is on his tablet in a local cafe, writing another episode of I hate my son.)
CartoonGuy: Man I love writing for this show. I also love how peaceful it is right now. It’s never been peaceful around here before…
(Suddenly, a flying pizza flies by)
CartoonGuy: Oh, so that’s why.
Zoltan: How goes the episode?
CartoonGuy: Good, until a flying pizza tried to slice my ass off.
Zoltan: Can relate. Say, have you ever eaten a pizza before?
CartoonGuy: Plenty of times. Maybe this is revenge for me eating their species on the daily.
Zoltan: Ouch. Well if you wanna catch me, I’ll be stalking- I MEAN watching Bot watch Channel 5 again. Man is he such a disappointment.
CartoonGuy: Alright, see ya.
(Zoltan jumps out a nearby window)
CartoonGuy: Sometimes I wonder about that guy…
Mario: It’s-a-me, Mario! How may I be of-a service today?
CartoonGuy: I think I’m fine. I’m stuffed full of spaghetti.
Luigi: You can never have too much spaghetti!
Mario: Yeah, what-a Luigi said! Have some more!
CartoonGuy: No really, I’m fi- (Mario shoves an entire spoonful of spaghetti down his throat) AGHAHGAHG
Mario: Mama fucker! I’m all outta spaghetti! I need to get some more!
Luigi: I have some more in my mansion, I’ll-a go get it!
Mario: Yahoo!
CartoonGuy: (to himself) These guys are batshit insane. And I thought I was the insane one.
(Luigi jumps out of the window to go get some more spaghetti)
CartoonGuy: Is he okay?
Mario: Who-a cares if he is okay? You need some more spaghetti!
CartoonGuy: Why are you giving me so much spaghetti?
Mario: To make you full for the feast.
CartoonGuy: The feast?
Mario: Yes, the feast. You’ll be-a tonight’s special. Italian Surprise!
CartoonGuy: Can’t they just serve YOU instead?
Mario: I’m-a too popular to be turned into food. You, on the other hand, are only known by a handful of basement dwellers.
CartoonGuy: That is a good point… but I’m leaving now.
Mario: You must-a stay here. No exceptions.
CartoonGuy: Even if I have the coronavirus?
Mario: MAMA MIA! (puts a mask on and sprays the room with Lysol)
CartoonGuy: Oh no! Looks like I have to leave now. See ya.
(Mario grabs CartoonGuy with a pair of gloves)
Mario: Oh-a no you don’t. You’re staying here until you get more spaghetti!
CartoonGuy: Say, don’t you like cake?
Mario: I love-a me some cake! Hopefully it isn’t a lie like last time.
CartoonGuy: Why would I lie? Anyway, I left a cake in my fridge at home. Can you go and get it for me?
Mario: But-a I have no idea where you live.
CartoonGuy: (whispers a government address into Mario’s ear)
Mario: I’m-a on it! (jumps out a different window and runs off)
CartoonGuy: Heheh, that was too easy. (he exits the cafe)
(2 hours later…)
Mario: I can’t-a find him anywhere! And I got fined a thousand dollars for trespassing “government property”!
Luigi: WHAT?
Mario: Yeah, he just-a left.
Luigi: You know what this means right?
Mario: Oh boy…
Luigi: Niiiiiiiiiii...NTENDO!
Mario: Oh.
(Meanwhile…)
CartoonGuy: Ah, nothing like a good cheese pizza.
(The pizza becomes sentient, and eats his phone)
CartoonGuy: 2020 just keeps getting worse.
(end)
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