Grizz Gets Served

This is the tenth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Dan is rapping for another Yvng Danny song when he hears a knock on the front door. He gets up and approaches the door, opening it)
Dan: Cousin Grizz!
Lil Grizz: Cousin Dan!
(They do a weird handshake or something I dunno)
Dan: Well, let’s get settled.
Lil Grizz: I’m already settled, if you know what I mean.
Dan: No, I don’t.
Lil Grizz: Whatever. I’m gonna stare at your mom for a minute or two.
Dan: WHAT!
(Cut to Dan in the living room, laying on the couch)
Dan: Ahh, what a nice day to jerk o-
Lil Grizz: Hey cousin, wanna see some ass?
Dan: If you’re gonna moon me again, then no. We all know what happened last time… 
Lil Grizz: No. I actually found a WOMAN!
Dan: I know I usually cease the sexual degeneracy, but HOT! I need to see this.
Lil Grizz: Hold on. I’ll go get her.
Dan: You mean you have her?
Lil Grizz: Well yeah. I literally have her.
Dan: You WHAT?
Lil Grizz: Yeah, isn’t it great? Lemme go get her now. (he leaves to go get her)
Dan: I swear, that kid is even more of a degenerate than I am sometimes. And that’s saying something.
Golfpecks: Hi.
Dan: STAY AWAY FROM MY FRUIT!
Golfpecks: Not even the avocado?
Dan: OUT!
Golfpecks: Fine… (leaves)
(Cut to Dan in his bedroom, taking off his shirt)
Lil Grizz: What are ya doing, Dan? Gonna shoot an illegal porno?
Dan: NO! Well… not yet.
Lil Grizz: DAN!
Dan: Hey, it’s sweaty in here! Say, where’s that woman you’ve been bragging about having?
Lil Grizz: Oh yeah, kinda forgot about her. Was too busy… uh… yeah. She’s in my closet. (he opens the closet)
Woman: (shrieks so loud all the windows break)
Lil Grizz: Uhh… she doesn’t have a phone to dial, does she?
Dan: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GRIZZ?
Lil Grizz: Jeez, sorry, okay? I just wanted to have a little… fun.
Dan: FUN? AND BY FUN YOU MEAN KIDNAPPING A LADY?
Woman: Where the fuck is my purse?
Lil Grizz: (awkwardly) About that… 
Dan: GRIZZ! You’re actually making me look good right now, you know that?
Lil Grizz: Okay, sorry, I can fix this. I can fix this.
Woman: No you can’t. Good thing I’m smart and carried my phone in my pocket today. (she dials 9-1-1 on her phone)
Lil Grizz: Oh shit, what are we gonna do?
Dan: WE? Nope, it’s just YOU now. Good day, sir!
(Dan nopes out of existence)
Lil Grizz: Y’know, I thought this was a Dan episode.
Woman: I know, right? The writer has no idea what she’s doing.
Lil Grizz: Okay enough fourth wall breaking.
Woman: GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Lil Grizz: Okay, fine.
(Grizz picks up the woman, and throws her out the broken window. She falls down into some bushes, and the police show up just in time to spot her)
Police officer: I’m not even gonna ask.
Woman: I am in endless pain.
(A police officer is now seen in the bedroom where Grizz is at)
Police officer: FREEZE, WAR CRIMINAL!
Lil Grizz: Relax, I’m not Obama!
Police officer: Not yet you aren’t! You’re coming with me, you’re under arrest.
(Lil Grizz is then put in handcuffs and walked away. Cut to Lil Grizz in a jail cell, sad)
Lil Grizz: There’s no privacy in prison, how do they expect us to do anything!
Renaud: I know, right? I could be doing something with you right now!
Lil Grizz: I thought you were just a myth!
Renaud: Nope, I’m as real as the videos I shoot.
Lil Grizz: Well then.
Renaud: So uh, what do we do now?
Lil Grizz: I have no idea.
Renaud: Wanna hear about my new girlfriend?
(end)
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