Ashley

*Player: QQ
*Name: Ashley Steele
*Meaning: Oh god what is that idiot doing now
*Nicknames: Ash, Crazy Koala, Goddamn Idiot
*Gender: Male
*Age: 27
*Nationality: Australian
*Build: Short, stocky, and stupid.
*Height: 5' 4
*Weight: Not a clue!
*Team: BLU? He forgets sometimes...
*Job Class: Pyro
*Current Load-Out: 
:: Stock Flamethrower
:: Shotgun
:: Homewrecker
*Parents: Mann-CO engineers (Deceased)
*Siblings: Mann-CO engineer
*Offspring: Babi boy (Deceased)
==Personality==
BURNS THINGS AND GETS IN FIGHTS
==History==
Ashley was born and raised on a Mann-CO weapon development facility, where he cultivated an intense love for incredibly sophisticated technology that's sole purpose is murder. It was there that he learned to fight anything that moves/doesn't move, eat nails and radiation for breakfast, and grow mustaches at will (possibly from the aforementioned radiation).
Though surrounded by the most advanced tech on earth, Ashley proved to be a complete luddite. His ineptitude with machinery transcended the realm of incompetence; he had a gift. Even today, Ashley is the equivalent of a human sapper.
Despite all this, he had a pretty sweet life at Mann-CO. Had a job as a product tester. If technology could survive Ashley for even five minutes, it was ready to ship. And he was generally liked by the other Mann-CO employees, who deemed him appropriately manly, and found his luddite idiocy charming.
Until he broke respawn.
Then he joined Blu.
==Strengths & Weaknesses==
Strengths
* Fearless
* High stamina
* Unpredictability
* Ability to create chaos
* Strangely high tolerance to radiation, particularly in food...
Weaknesses
* Reckless
* Dumb as a rock
* A love of machinery that unabashedly approaches fetish territory.
* Inability to use complex/simple technology (from toasters to, at times, even his own gun) without breaking it.
==Relationships==
Though generally very friendly, Ashley doesn't make deep connections with people too easy.
RED
* Bonnie: Goodtimes blowing this lass and himself up with her own mines (Ashley was merely returning them to her...)
* Dr. Tailor: One of Ashley's favorite drinking buddies, Ashley is always willing to share a Mann-CO Isotopic Lager with the good doctor.
* Donna: WHATA WOMAN. Ashley has a major crush on the Heavy ever since she sucker punched him.
* Nicolas: Sets a mean fire. They are pyrobros 4lyfe, regardless of being mortal enemies or whatnot.
:
BLU
* Asher: Bossman what creeps.
* Andy: One of the first Blus Ashley met, he warmed up to Andy quick when the guy showed he could take a punch. PyroBro 4lyfe.
* Hahanah: Aussie DemoBro. Except a girl.
* Kalina: Ashley sneaks into her shop to oggle the buildings a lot. And dies a lot. Worth it.
* Orira: They met on the new recruit train. Gorgeous lady. Ashley wonders about her now and then.
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