Cold Ramen: S01E02

Support Box: Teens with Attitude is the second episode overall of the Cold Ramen series. It was released March 3rd 2019. The episode revolves around Julius, Zack, and Cloud following Bane to Fronku City to stop another one of his evil plans, then starring on the show Support Box with Support Box and Question Box. This episode takes place on the first year of The Modern Times. 
== The Episode ==
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF SUPPORT BOX, THE SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SUPPORT BOX!!!
the audience cheers for question box
AND NOW
BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME
ITS THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND 
GIVE IT UP FOR SUPPORT BOOOOOOOX!!!!!!
the audience cheers even more for support box, panties being thrown onstage
YEAH THATS RIGHT BABY IM BACK
ITS ME
SUPPORT BOX!!!!!!!
the audience loses it, screaming and cheering so loud dust from the ceiling of the building falls onto the stage.
ALRIGHT, BOII!!!! LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE QUESTIONS! FIRST OFF, HOW WAS PRISON? I HEARD YOU MET QUITE A FEW INTERESTING CHARACTERS
QUESTION BOX QUESTION BOX QUESTION BOX
THE AUDIENCE DIDN'T COME TO HEAR ABOUT MY LIFE IN JAIL
THEY CAME TO SEE ME
SUPPORT BOX!!!!!
the audience goes fuckin apeshit and one audience member has to be carried away because he screamed so hard he coughed up blood
FAIR ENOUGH, BOSS!! HOW ABOUT THAT STRAPPING BULL, WHATS THE STORY WITH HIM
WHAT DID THAT LIL WHORE BULLO TELL YOU
KNOW WHAT 
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HES IN JAIL FOR LIFE NOW 
what was he in for anyway boss
i dont know something about him squeezing his asscheeks so hard during sex he ripped off his partner's dick
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY BRUTAL
I KNOW RIGHT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A CRIME
ALRIGHT GUYS WERE GONNA GO ON A COMMERCIAL BREAK BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME REAL QUESTIONS FOR SUPPORT BOX, SO STAY TUN-
suddenly a wall of the building explodes and a man is thrown through the hole
WHAT THE FUCK QUESTION COCKO I SAID NO MORE GUEST STARS
I DIDNT BRING ANY GUESTS I SWEAR
the man got up, dusted himself off and threw a ball of energy at the wall, creating another hole, then ran through it
the audience stood there dumbfounded before screaming and cheering
WHATEVER IT IS THEY LOVE IT BOSS
question box points to a cameraman
KEEP THAT CAMERA ON, WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE TO SEE WHATS GOING ON
but uh sir the commercials
THE COMMERCIALS CAN WAIT, LETS GO!!!
support box, question box, and the cameraman run through the hole in the wall
IT SEEMS THAT THREE ANIME ASS WEABOOS ARE LOCKED IN COMBAT WITH SOME GUY! ON OUR PROPERTY!
QUESTION BOX I SMELL A LAWSUIT
the fight was soon over and the man flew away
YOU BETTER RUN BANE, THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DEALING WITH JULIUS VLADMIRE!
Julius, did you need to add your name to that? Now everyone knows we're here.
Nobody knows us in the first place, Zack. Where are we anyway?
No clue. Any ideas, Cloud? 
Cloud looked around and saw the cameraman
Hey, do you know where this place is?
support box got in front of the cameraman
YOU'RE ON MY PROPERTY YOU FOX NEWS LARRY KING MOTHERFUCKERS
Julius piped up
HEY WAIT A MINUTE I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE
ITS SUPPORT BOX!!!!
Who?
SUPPORT BOX, THE TV LEGEND!!!! WAIT ARE WE ON THE FILMING SET?
NO SHIT I WAS JUST RECORDING AN EPISODE WHEN YOUR FRIEND BLEW A HOLE THROUGH MY WALL
TWICE!
WE ARE SO SORRY SUPPORT BOX WE'LL GO RIGHT AWAY
Zack looked at Julius, confused
Julius, do you remember why we're here? Bane.
Bane ran off, anyway, no point sticking around.
question box chimed in now.
HOLD ON A SECOND, FRIENDS!!
BOSS MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?
question box drags support box behind the building
boss what do you think you're doing?
IM NOT LETTING THOSE WEEABOOS RUN ME OUT OF MY STUDIO QUESTION BOX
ALREADY HAD ONE RUN ME OUT
DIDNT LIKE IT
yeah but boss the audience loves those kids
question box pointed outside, where the heroes were surrounded by the studio audience, who left the set to look at them outside
we could use the ratings, so why don't we let them hang out for a few days, show them a good time with hollywood's finest, then when people get tired of them, kick them out
alright question box alright thats a good idea
BUT I SWEAR
IF THEY FUCK A SINGLE BODY PILLOW OR FRAME ME FOR MURDER, IM CALLING THE COPS
support box and question box went back to julius, zack, and cloud
HEY GUYS, ITS ME
SUPPORT BOX
WE DECIDED TO NOT PRESS CHARGES FOR RUINING MY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR WALL
INSTEAD, IM GONNA LET YOU HANG OUT WITH THE SUPPORT BOX CREW ON A NEW EPISODE OF SUPPORT BOX!
NOW LETS GIVE IT UP FOR THE UH
RANDOM COCKOS!!!!
the crowd cheered for the heroes
Julius laughed triumphantly
HELL YEAH
PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE GONNA KNOW OUR NAMES
QUESTION BOX LETS GIVE THEM A TOUR AROUND THE STUDIOS BEFORE WE COME BACK FROM COMMERCIALS
support box led the four through the wall they made and around the building
Zack looked at Julius 
How is this supposed to help us find Bane?
We don't have a clue where he is, Zack, unless you wanna scour all of this city for him?
Zack opened his mouth and Julius stopped him
Don't even answer, I know you want to do that. Bane teleported to this set for a reason, so what he wants is around here. We hang around with these guys for a bit, then we look for Bane. How does that sound, guys?
Cloud nodded
Sounds like a plan to me. These box guys seem pretty funny.
Zack also nodded
That actually sounds like a decent plan, Julius.
Julius sped up to get next to Support Box
IM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN, SUPPORT BOX
WHEN YOU SAID FISTBUMP YOUR TV IF WE THOUGHT YOUR JOKE WAS FUNNY, I DID IT
I FISTBUMPED IT
HAHAHAHAHA
I KNEW AT LEAST ONE PERSON WOULD DO IT, DIDN'T I QUESTION BOX
yeah but i mean you were locked up
I WAS RIGHT, THOUGH
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL
I PEGGED YOU GUYS FOR ANOTHER GROUP OF WEEABOOS WHO WOULD TRY TO STEAL MY SHOW
Julius turned to Support Box
LIKE THAT OBESE PIECE OF SHIT EARL?
YEAH, BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT HIM ANYMORE
WHERE IS HE ANYWAY? GETTING A TRAIN RUN ON HIM IN JAIL?
NAH HE HAS A FATE WORST THAN DEATH
we took his body pillow away
...
BRUTAL
outside, bane was walking through alleyways to avoid detection
...How did they follow me here? Could they be on to my plan?
As he enter another alleyway, he tripped over a large garbage bag left in the middle of the sidewalk
LEAVE ME ALONE CANT YOU SEE THAT IVE BEEN IN ENOUGH PAIN ALREADY
Bane got up and looked around
Who said that?
LOOK DOWN HERE YOU SUPPORT CRACK HEAD you know what forget it
Bane looked down and saw that what he tripped on wasn't a garbage bag at all, but a morbidly obese manchild
What kind of abomination are you?
MY NAME IS EARL AND I HAD IT ALLL
A TV SHOW
A SUPER HOT WAIFU
I FUCKED HER SO MANY TIMES SHE STOOD UP ON HER OWN
OOHH BABY SHE COULD TAKE IT ALL NIGHT
earl began to drool
Ok.....I have to get going
DONT LEAVE ME IM SO LONELY
I HAVENT FELT THE EMBRACE OF MY WAIFU FOR 2 DAYS AND ITS DRIVING ME MAD
CURSE YOU SUPPORT COCCKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Bane perked up.
Wait, you know about Support Box?
YEAH HES THE ONE WHO LEFT ME LIKE THIS
There there, Earl. I can help you.
Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU CAN?
I can, but I need you to do something for me, Earl.
ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET BACK WITH MY BELOVED WAIFU
That's what I expected. Come, walk with me.
earl tried to get up but he had become so fat he couldn't get up
UHHHHHH
HELP?
Bane sighed and pointed at him. Black energy surrounded Earl and he levitated off the ground. Bane quickly dropped him however, sweat dripping off his face.
CAN I GO HIGHER?
no, but you can go get some vegetables, you fat piece of shit
what?
Nothing, let's get going.
Bane and Earl began to walk and start a conversation
Back at the set of Support Box, the heroes and Question Box were all seated and ready to begin broadcasting.
WE'RE BACK FOLKS AND WE BROUGHT THREE SPECIAL GUESTS
GIVE IT UP FOR
JULIUS, ZACK, AND CLOUD!!!!
the audience cheered for them
Julius got up to wave to the audience, so did Cloud
Zack stayed in his seat and looked around
WELCOME TO THE SET FELLAS, GLAD TO HAVE YOU
AND NOW, FOR SUPPORT BOX!!!
support box entered and took a seat as well
the audience screeched like howler monkeys and threw their undergarments at him again
WE GOT A FULL HOUSE, BABY!!!!!
ALRIGHT LETS GET ON TO THE QUESTIONS
FIRST OFF, WHO ARE YOU THREE REALLY? WE KNOW YOUR NAMES AND SOME OF US HAVE PEGGED YOU AS WEEABOOS
PROVE US WRONG!
Julius answered the question
Well, I wouldn't call us defenders of Earth, but we're basically superheroes.
THEN DO YOU MIND SHOWING US AN EXAMPLE OF YOU POWERS?
Julius got up and turns to the audience
the audience leaned at the edge of their seats in anticipation
After a moment, he fired an ice beam at the ceiling and spelled out his name
the audience whooped and cheered
ALRIGHT CLOUD, NOW ITS YOUR TURN!
Cloud's eyes began to glow pink and the unused chairs around the stage levitated in the air
the audience oohed and ahhed in amazement
ZACK YOU'RE UP, SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT
Ah, what the hell. Let's do this.
Zack got up and concentrated. Suddenly, the wall exploded again, creating yet another hole
support box also got up
GOD DAMMIT I JUST CALLED THE CONTRACTORS AND SETTLED THE FEES
IS YOUR POWER THE ABILITY TO IRREVOCABLY DESTROY MY STUFF?
...That wasn't me.
THEN WHO IS IT THIS TIME??
Bane entered through the hole
Zack looked to Julius and Cloud.
Bane.
Julius and Cloud nodded.
AND INTRODUCING
THE CHAMP
EARL!
earl entered through the hole
the audience booed at Earl and threw their trash at him
HEY U GAIS STOP IT
ITS ME
EARL
WHERE DID THE LOVE GO
Bane fired a shadow ball at the crowd, injuring some of them and creating a panic
HEY HEY HEY NOT ON STUDIO GROUNDS
Don't worry, Support Box, we'll take it outside!
Julius blasted Bane with an ice beam and sent him through the hole he made.
All three of the heroes ran outside to fight Bane
THANK YOU
NOW BACK TO THE QUESTIONS
NOT SO FAST SUPPORT COCK
earl was standing behind support box and question box
WITH A GUN!!!!
EARL PUT THAT DOWN
THAT ISNT A PIECE OF CANDY
SHUT UP SUPPORT BAWKS
IM GONNA KILL YOU THEN TAKE OVER YOUR SHOW
AGAIN
THEN I'M GONNA GET MY WAIFU AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER 
AWWW YEAH WAIFU BABY!~
SHUT UP EARL THAT'S MY MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
hey boss i got an idea
im all ears question buck
question box whipped out
WAIFU D. THOT
QUESTION BOX THATS MY ohhh i see
earl dropped the gun
WAIFU BABY~???
question box threw the pillow at earl and he caught it
OHHHH BABY ITS BEEN SO LONG
WHATS THAT, YOU WANNA DO THE DIRTY?? RIGHT HERE ON THE SET? KINKY~~~!!
NOW SUPPORT BOX, THE GUN!!!
BEFORE HE RUINS THE STAGE
SUPPORT BOX GRABS THE GUN AND AIMS IT AT EARL!!!
OK YOU FAT FUCK DROP MY MOM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO CURSE MY LUST
earl dropped the body pillow
NICE WORK QUESTION BOX
thanks boss, now if you need me
im gonna go wash my hands
that damn body pillow felt like a wet sponge
Outside, Bane had managed to take care of Julius and Cloud, leaving only Zack remaining against Bane.
Bane, why are you even here?
Zack sent crystals flying at Bane.
I have my reasons, Zack.
He destroyed each one with a shadow ball, then sent another at Zack
Zack got hit and fell down, defeated
You're strong, Zack, but not strong enough. Say your prayers!
Behind Bane, Support Box was rolling Earl out the hole. He pointed at Cloud, then Earl, then Bane
Cloud nodded and Earl began to levitate off the ground
Bane was about to fire a finishing shadow ball at Zack
HRRRGGHHH TAKE THIS BANE
Cloud used his telekinesis to throw Earl at Bane, who was immediately crushed by the weight.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF I CAN'T BREATHE!!!
Julius, Zack, and Cloud got up
SUPPORT BOX YOU SAVED US!!!!
YOU KNOW IT
question box came out of the building
i guess you could say
THAT THE WEIGHT IS OVER
everyone stared at question box
no, you can't say that, question box
YOU JUST CAN'T
Later on, the heroes gathered, tied up a now unconscious Bane and were ready to go. The police were at the studio as well to arrest Earl. Everyone was outside, including the audience. The sun was starting to set.
question box looked at Zack, Julius, and Cloud
you guys sure you don't want to stay in Fronku City? we could make you big in the industry!
YEAH I MEAN EVERYONE'S STILL IN THE SUPERHERO AND ANIME CRAZE
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH
Julius shrugged
It would be nice, but like I said, we defend the Earth.
Zack smiled a bit.
well, you're always welcome here
come back anytime
Julius, Cloud and Zack said their goodbyes.
See ya, Support Box!
Keep it real, box bois!
It was nice meeting you guys.
Cloud began to channel his energy so he could teleport them back to Fowler City.
Y'know, Zack, we never really did find out why Bane came here.
I know, Cloud. Probably for a very stupid reason.
Zack then picked up Bane and carried him over his shoulder, then he and Julius put their hands on Cloud, who teleported them out of Fronku City and back to Fowler City.
TO BE HONEST, BOSS, THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD EPISODE!
YOU SAID IT, QUESTION BOX
IM BACK BABY
IM BACK!!!
suddenly, the wall that had so many holes created in it finally collapsed, thus causing half the Support Box building to cave in on itself and be destroyed
MY STAGE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
support box began to cry
ON LIVE TELEVISION!
WELL UH, THIS HAS BEEN A SURPRISING EPISODE OF SUPPORT BOX
I'M YOUR CO-HOST, QUESTION BOX AND WE'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
ᵍᵒᵈ ᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵇᵒˣ ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ
== Trivia ==
* Julius fist bumping his TV was a reference to Box's Big Break (Part 1) when Support Box said to do so if the viewer thought his joke was funny.
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