Valorant Episode 4 - Warm Up Transcript

Phoenix exits ‘The Range’ with a 30/30 score
Phoenix: Yeaah!! Ooh, You line them up! I burn them down *chuckles* really I could do this all day
Phoenix opens up his locker as KAY/O tries to ADS with a judge.
KAY/O: Congratulations, you are undefeated at target practice. 
Phoenix grabs a Spike Rush energy drink from his locker
Phoenix: Woah, Target practice? KAY/O are you shading the king?
KAY/O: You’re not the king, you have the same score as the rest of us.
Camera shakes to the leaderboard where everyone has a 30/30 score on hard mode.
KAY/O *groans* How about a game where the bot shoots back?
Phoenix: I’ll bring the fire in any game you want!
Cypher: *grunts* please be my guest.
He points to his empty seat in front of him while playing chess
Phoenix: Ok. any… other game?
Everyone looks at the cleaning vacuum and Raze and Killjoy look at each other.
Raze: Let’s dance!
Killjoy: Yeah
Flashforward to the finished upgrade of Max, Maxbot as Raze puts the finishing touches on him
Killjoy: Say hello to Maxbot, the perfect blend of tactics and firepower, now you train against uh- well you *chuckles*
Phoenix walks into the training room. Confident
Yoru: My moneys on the machine
Jett: *sighs* You got this *muffled by glass* pretty boy
Killjoy initiates the program and Maxbot is ready for battle, Phoenix tries to run and gun with the spectre long range, forgetting that it was nerfed in Patch 4.00, an offscreen explosion happens implying Phoenix lost.
Yoru laughs, holding out his hand to Jett, telling her to pay up. Jett groans and hands him 475 Valorant Points
Jett: 닥쳐 (shut up)
Phoenix: Lucky for you, I buy these by the dozen referring to his jacket with bullet holes
KAY/O bumps Phoenix out of the way and starts to walk in the training room
KAY/O: Out of my way… your majesty
KAY/O starts to no skill odin spam the bot, but whiffs all his shots because he wasn't crouching and ADSing, so he throws his suppression knife but the bot throws it back and knocks him out and Killjoy pulls it out of his chest and everyone watching.
KAY/O: AhhhHHAHhhhh, well this is embarassing.
Yoru holds his hand out to Jett again, and Jett groans as Yoru’s Valorant Points are now up to 1700 (He later decides to buy the smite knife). Raze and KIlljoy tag team the bot sending out Ed and Turr-ed but Maxbot turns the bots evil and they attack Raze and Killjoy causing an explosion behind Cypher
Cypher: Oh! (in a, i have an idea tone)
Start a montage no one cares about and Yoru getting rich, also Killjoy screams somewhere in it. Maxbot is now the top of the leaderboard with 30/30 and everyone else is at a 15/30
Killjoy: Awh, He makes me so proud!
Yoru: He makes me so rich.
Phoenix: Ugh, I should have picked this game. 
Phoenix says as he picks up a chess piece from Cypher’s game.
Cypher: *laughs* Winning requires sacrifice. Not really your style
Phoenix gets an idea from Cypher.
Phoenix: Hey fam! Lets go again, that bot owes me a coat.
Phoenix starts to run and gun with the spectre again but it actually hits this time because of precise gunplay, he distracts the bot and takes the shots and heals in his own molly
Phoenix: My turn.
Phoenix sends up a fire wall, blocking the bot’s vision as Jett drafts up to the sky and sends out a smoke, but the bot quickly slides away, as Raze puts a satchel on the bots back and starts shooting at it with a ghost. Killjoy also starts to shoot at it with her turret
Killjoy: Gotcha!
Sova sends out a sock dart lineup he learned from AverageJonas’ new video which instantly knocks out the bot, sending to Phoenix’s and KAY/O’s way!
Phoenix: Haha! Team forge baby!
Before KAY/O and Phoenix can attack, Sage creates a pillar with her wall crushing the bot on the roof
Phoenix: What the-
Brimstone: All right play times over! READY UP
KAY/O: Team forge? Really
Phoenix: What? Fire, and steal!
KAY/O: Ugh
Phoenix: Come on- hey wait, wait, wait, wait, wait whew you’re quick!
Sage holds out her hand to yoru taking back all the valorant points so she can buy the smite knife for herself
Yoru: ugh.
Phoenix: How about firewire? Roboswag? Oh oh oh! The swagger express, roaster and toaster!
KAY/O: you know i'm programmed to kill you right?
Phoenix: Come on that was a good one.
Cypher walks into the practice room, humming to himself and sees the bot ready to shoot him. He sighs and accepts his fate.