Vice

Vice is Weskerpawnch's foremost associate and motivational speaker. He is currently the CEO and sole proprietor of Fag Cabs LLC and owner of Club Vicewave, a notorious Neo-Nazi/Yakuza hangout and meth distribution front. 
A freewheeling sycophant and insatiable ladder climber by nature, his former posts include; Emperor of the Holy Cocaine Empire, President of the Free States of Appomattox, Magistrate of San Castillo, Grand Duke of Antietam, Autocrat of New Detroit, Princeps Civitatis of New Detriot, Prince-Consort of Palgrave, Grand Pontiff of Shiloh, and Marshal in the Knights of Mars. The fact that he has been forcibly evicted from all of these occupations should provide a clear indication of his actual abilities. 
Most recently he has abandoned all of his duties and responsibilities to undertake an epic foray into the Discordant Realms to conquer them for the betterment of mankind. 
=== Appearance ===
Vice is an umbrella of indeterminate origin, carried around by a teal haired anime girl. It is unknown whether his self is contained entirely within the umbrella; the anime girl, or whether the entities are one in the same. Neither actually speak, preferring to communicate through a disembodied male voice. 
=== Personality ===
Vice spends his time alternating between unintentionally and intentionally pissing people off. According to himself, the call of adventure perpetually seizes his imagination and marches through his veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. Because of this he is constantly traveling to terrifying places and interacting with insane people. He also tends to randomly disappear for extended periods of time without a single word, only to return much later with horror stories he's collected, something he finds incredibly fun. It is unknown if these actions are due to malice, incompetence, idiocy, or backwards Martian morality. Probably all. Honest to God, a lifetime addiction to extended release amphetamines has probably just driven him completely insane at this point. 
=== Abilities ===
Vice is a self proclaimed stand user. His stand is called「White Gravity」which has the ability to cause an extremely powerful explosion within a 5 foot radius of himself. As Vice rarely every comes in physical contact with other beings, his stand is almost never activated. This stand power was supposedly awakened when Weskerpawnch kicked Vice in the teeth during the former's entrance into the Bush Dimension. It's worth noting that this may not be an actual stand due to its contradiction to traditional stand formatting, and may actually be an elaborate imitation. 
Vice is a self proclaimed expert of the martial arts style "Shove an umbrella up your ass and open it." It's unknown what this martial art is as it has yet to be demonstrated in combat. 
Due to his eye condition, Vice can go to 3D movies and see them in 3D without wearing the glasses. He cannot actually shoot lasers out of his eyes, as the page image might lead you to believe, that's just a power fantasy.
Due to his Umbrella race modifier, Vice suffers no negative penalties from rain. 
== History ==
=== Pending Declassification ===