Tony Pepperoni

Tony is just your avegare Italian man, but he has depression. Almost every setence he utters is about how sad he is being Italian, every joke he makes is about how much he sucks and life sucks because he's Italian. Dear god he needs therapy, but unfortunately therapy was banned for Italians by president Joe Biden in 2024 as a way to gain more votes in the 2024 election. 
== Trivia ==
* He got banned from Molly's Bodega after getting into a fight about the accuracy of Luigi from Super Mario.
* He once had a car. It was stolen.
* He once had a twitter, but he was banned due to him being Italian.
* He once had a dog, but it ran away.
* He's actually a distant relative to Bad Luck Brian, believe it or not.
* He once had a girlfriend, but she cheated on him.
* He once had a boyfriend, but he cheated on him.
* His favorite baseball team is the Mets.
* His favorite football team is the Cowboys.
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