The Day of the Dolphin/Quotes

Captain Horatio McCallister: Aye, I had a great time today kids. I almost never appear this much in the series. (Bart and Lisa go "huh"?) Of events. That constitute your lives.
==Lisa Simpson==
===In certain parts of the level===
*What an abysmal place!
*So here's King Snorky! Huh, "king"! How patriarchal!
===Fighting enemies===
*I'm embarrassed to share a violent cause.
*Come on, I don't want to hurt you!
*You want a fight?! Well, come and get it!
*(gasps) They have evolved and learnt to shoot!
*This is a people place and we will defend it!
*I'm an animal too and I have a right response!
*(When Bart attacks dolphins) Get 'em, Bart - but gently!
*I'll fight to protect my genes, you dolphins!
*That's it, I'm not petting you!
*Oh no! Projectiles!!
==Bart Simpson==
===In certain parts of the level===
*I wish I went to more field trips!
*We're at the pier. I've got to get a caricature of me rollerblading.
*I found a fly on my caramel apple here once...
*I totally barfed on a ride here once...
*An old man showed me his junk on the boardwalk: you know, like tintops and lamps, junk.
*An aquarium! Oh no, this place is... educational!
===Fighting enemies===
*Here come the dolphins!
*(When Lisa attacks dolphins) Use your pagan powers! Flick 'em Lis!
*What could a dolphin have against a person?
*Watch out: they look angry!
*Where did they get these awesome guns?
*Come and get it sea freaks!
*Go squeak yourself!
*Remember: all dolphins are slow killers!
*Why don't you come over and fight like a... dolphin!
*Oh yeah, squeak you too.
*Dolphins are way smarter than an idiot like me.
*Why did mankind conserve you?!!
*You're supposed to entertain us! Not attack us!
*(When Lisa attacks dolphins) Way to kick dolphins' butts, Lisa! Do they have butts?
*Yeah, yeah, squeaky squeaky!
*(When Lisa attacks dolphins) 4, 2, 6, Lisa creams another porpoise!
*I'm going to sell you to the Japanese to turn you into weird sushi!
*I hope you get caught in a six-pack!
==Captain Horatio McCallister==
*Yee can walk like a man, but yee can never ride a bike! Yar-har!
*Yee scurvy dogs! Uh, I mean yee scurvy dolphins! Sorry, sorry.
*Eat my 'poon! Harpoon, that is, heh heh heh!
==King Snorky==
===Idle===
*When Snorky comes swimming again, hurrah, hurrah!
*Oh yeah, I'm really scared of water!
*You're bad at this, landie scum.
*Mermaids await you in Paradise, my pets!
*I'm not scared, I fought in the Narwhal Wars!
===Ordering his minions===
*Shoot, **** you, for God and ocean!
===Attacked===
*I'm dying, ma! I'm dying!
*Argh!! My flippers!! My flukes!!!
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