Guardalupe

Guardalupe used to Shane's mysterious Mexican housemaid. Shane thought she was his only friend although she said she would cut his balls off while he was sleeping in. She used to hate him when she was thin. But then she got fat and really kind to everyone.
She was murdered twice. First, when she was shot by the "Stupid Bitch", a necromaniac girlfriend of S-Deezy that shot her so they 3 could have a "hot" threesome.  
Later on, Guardalupe was murdered once again, but this time, by Shane's Mom. She was trying to hit Shane with an arrow and mistakenly aimed at Guardalupe, killing her. Her last words were: "Why Señorita, why!?"