The Pie was Fried (unreleased)

"The Pie was Fried" is a parody of Blondie's "The Tide is High". As yet, there are no plans to record it.
==Lyrics==
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
My burns have degrees from 3 to 1.
I'm just the kind of guy who'll eat whatever smells good. 
Owww-Owwwwww...Oww!
I stopped off at McDonald's for a late night snack.
My worst fear was of triggering a heart attack.
I'm not the kind of guy afraid of arterial plaque.
Oh, no.
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
That's why the box had that damn caution.
That caution . . . near my thumb.
The filling was Fahrenheit 304
Now the roof of my mouth is no more.
Why did they have to fill that dessert with molten lava?
It b-u-u-rns. It burns!
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
My taste buds are charcoal now. So are my gums. 
Sense of taste. Burned away.
To serve blistering treats is quite obscene
Next time I think I'll go to Dairy Queen
I'm not the kind of guy who enjoys his mouth on fire.
Oh, no.
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
My burns have degrees from 3 to 1.
3 to 1. On my tongue. Christ! I'm dumb!
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
That's why the box had that damn caution.
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
I would have been safer with egg fu yung
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
My burns have degrees from 3 to 1.
The pie was fried and it scorched my tongue.
(fade out)
==Notes of Interest==
*This parody is about the old McDonald's apple and cherry pies, which notorious for being scalding hot. McDonald's has since changed their pie recipes.
Category:Parodies