Warmonkers

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== Overview ==
The ‘Warmonkers’ (WMK) are a paramilitary organization composed of genetically modified and cybernetically enhanced primates, mainly chimpanzees. They operate from a hidden base in the dense forests near Dawn, a small town located about 80 kilometers away from the megacity of Skylight. The WMK are armed with advanced military equipment and gadgets, such as rifles, rocket launchers, cloaking devices, and cybernetic implants. They are highly trained and skilled in guerrilla warfare, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination. 
==Home Base==
The Warmonkers reside in what is commonly referred to as "Monkey City", however it is unknown if it actually lives up to its name or if it's just a misnomer. If it is true, then it must be the most badass military installation in the whole Dawn area, with high-tech weapons, bulletproof bananas, and a rigorous training program that includes daily banana-eating contests as well as other standard, boring, military shit. 
Despite the lack of any solid evidence of the base's existence, the Warmonkers are a real threat. Some even claim to have seen them wandering around the town, armed to the teeth with military equipment and gadgets. Others say that they have heard their eerie monkey cries echoing through the woods at night. 
The Warmonkers are a formidable force that should not be underestimated. If you encounter a monkey wearing body armor and carrying a bazooka, you better run for cover. And if you hear a loud “OOH-OOH-AH-AH” in the distance, it’s probably already too late.
==Equipment==
The Warmonkers conventional and unconventional forms of fighting, either with ballistic / physical projectiles or by using forms of magic.
Their arsenal includes a diverse range of weapons, such as heavy snipers, machine guns, rifles, and handguns. Additionally, they are equipped with combat knives, and some of the higher-ranking members may possess revolvers.
They possess an extensive collection of mortars with various designs. These range from fast-firing models to incendiary versions that are useful for specific situations. Their mortars are a crucial component of their arsenal, allowing them to strike targets at a distance with precision and efficiency. In addition to their mortar collection, the Warmonkers possess a range of ground vehicles, including tanks that are particularly popular due to their association with a high-ranking Monkey Command official, Captain Churchill. These tanks are known for their toughness and durability on the battlefield, making them an invaluable asset for ground-based operations.
The Warmonkers also have a collection of submarines, general ships (including warships and merchant boats), as well as helicopters and planes with varying designs. These vehicles are capable of providing support or engaging in direct offense, depending on the situation. Their naval vessels allow them to operate in water-based environments, while their aircraft enable them to strike targets from above, providing a significant advantage on the battlefield.
In addition, the Warmonkers possess a stockpile of atomic bombs, as well as an abundance of ammunition and fuel to support their military operations. They also have a variety of other necessary vehicles and equipment that a military unit would require. They may also seek help from Wizard and Engineer monkeys to give them an edge with weapons development.
===List of guerilla weapons===
Coconut Bombs: The Warmonkers have perfected the art of weaponizing coconuts. By hollowing out the inside and filling them with a special blend of monkey-made explosives, they've created a weapon that packs a serious punch. The coconuts are then rigged with a timer or detonated remotely using a banana-shaped remote control. 
Stolen Firearms modified for Monkeys: The Warmonkers have been known to steal firearms from local gun enthusiasts and modify them for their own primate use. These modifications include adding extra grips and triggers to accommodate their opposable thumbs. However, misfiring and accidental shootings can result in a severe case of monkey butt. According to local authorities, the original owner of these firearms was a crazy man who lived down the street and was overdue for an ATF raid anyway.
Sharpened banana peels: The Warmonkers have taken a page from the classic comedy book by utilizing sharpened banana peels as a weapon. They are a dangerous and unpredictable weapon that can cause an unsuspecting victim to slip and fall, resulting in injury or even death. The Warmonkers are rumored to have perfected the art of sharpening banana peels to razor-sharp edges, making them an even deadlier weapon. They are also known to use them as strategically placed traps.
The Bananzooka: The Warmonkers' secret weapon of choice - a highly advanced bazooka that launches explosive bananas at their enemies. The weapon was designed by the Warmonkers' top banana scientists, who utilized their expertise in banana propulsion technology to create a device capable of launching bananas at supersonic speeds. 
The Warmonker assault vehicle: It is known as the "Trike of Terror," is a three-wheeled contraption that has been modified with M2 Browning machine guns. These trikes can reach speeds of up to 30 mph and are highly maneuverable, allowing Warmonker troops to quickly and easily navigate through the thick forest terrain surrounding Dawn. They are also equipped with custom banana holders and specialized helmets to protect the riders from any falling debris.
The Monkeyplane: The Warmonkers' top-secret aerial weapon that strikes fear into the hearts of their enemies. Designed specifically for their primate pilots, the biplane is equipped with custom-built controls and a cockpit that accommodates their unique physiology. It's a marvel of monkey engineering, complete with an arsenal of banana-shaped missiles and a machine gun mounted on the front, as well as an explosive coconut payload. Despite its seemingly comical appearance, the Monkeyplane is a formidable force in the skies, capable of outmaneuvering any traditional aircraft. The exact specifications of the Monkeyplane remain a mystery.
==Belligerents==
The Warmonkers have been involved in various scandals and conflicts, the largest being named the 'Monkey Business' from 2010 to 2012, against the neighboring Club 'The Villa'. The starting purpose was under allegations that the Club 'The Villa' was involved in illegal arms trade and was planning to launch an attack against the Warmonkers. These allegations were never proven and it is unclear where they originated from.
When a team of federal agents sent by the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrived to investigate the overall issue after finally finding free time when not hassling minorities and smaller countries, they had been reportedly greeted with sharpened banana peels and coconut bombs, resulting in their retreat. The incident became known as the 'Fruit Salad Fiasco of 2015' and made headlines in local newspapers. Three out of the five federal agents were severely wounded and barely managed to retreat from the defensive counterespionage. Some of the agents reportedly suffered from PTSD after the encounter, leading to premature suicides in the weeks following the first encounter.
On July 8th, 2015, the Warmonkers initiated their first attack on Club "The Villa". Riding in on a bizarre collection of vehicles that included modified shopping carts with mounted machine guns and trikes with rocket launchers, 15 monkeys launched a surprise assault on the club's compound. Another 20 primates provided sniper cover from the surrounding rooftops. The reasoning for this isn't clear but many inside sources state that prejudice and discrimination against the primates for being "filthy fucking tree rats" was the main instigator.
In response, a team of undercover federal agents led by (Captains Johnson †, Smith † and ████ Rodriguez †) were dispatched to the scene. The Warmonkers were ordered to stand down, but negotiations quickly fell apart after Captain Churchill arrived and authorized the use of lethal force. In the ensuing battle, all federal agents were killed in the crossfire. The Warmonkers proved to be formidable fighters, using guerrilla tactics and improvised weapons to great effect. The battle raged on for several hours, resulting in significant structural damage to the club's illegally installed defense systems. Two surface-to-air missile sites and eight machine gun nests were lost, while the club's own anti-primate turret systems were turned against them.
In response to the escalation of violence, Mayor of Dawn, Seymour "Bartholomew" Fanny, made an official statement to the press, highlighting the need for increased security measures in the city. He expressed concern that the current situation posed a threat to national security and that swift action needed to be taken to restore order. The mayor proposed a plan to seek permission from the U.S Senate to authorize a National Guard takeover, with assistance from the Department of Homeland Security and the ATF. He stated that the combined forces would work to dismantle the Warmonkers and their allies, and bring those responsible for the violent attacks to justice. The press simply laughed this request off and called him a "fucking retard". 
However, the aftermath of the belligerents on the Villa side was devastating. The Club "The Villa" suffered significant losses, with several members killed or wounded in the battle. The Villa's leadership was in disarray, with factions emerging vying for control of the organization. In the ensuing power struggle, several prominent members were assassinated, and the Club's infrastructure was severely damaged, an estimated 1.8 million dollars in damages to illegal technology and finely aged wines. The loss of expensive and rare wines was such a significant blow, that it left (barely living) members of the Villa resorting to drinking cheap, gas station wine. The real tragedy was the loss of the Club's prized vending machine, which had been blown to bits by a stray coconut bomb.
Following the "Fruit Salad Fiasco of 2015" and the subsequent "Warmonkers Offensive," Dawn became known as a hotbed of chaotic violence and lawlessness. Many law enforcement agencies, both state and federal, labeled it as an "Armageddon" and an area of extreme danger that posed a significant threat to national security.
The Dawn Police Department suffered a massive exodus of officers, with many retiring early or seeking employment in other, safer jurisdictions. The few officers who remained faced constant threats from warring factions against the Warmonkers. One police chief, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, summed up the situation succinctly: "These fucking monkeys are scary, dude. We aren't dealing with them, okay?" 
Virilization from journalists and shitty Nokia footage lead to the U.S senate agreeing for Fanny's request of National Guard deployment and a state of emergency to be issued. The deployment of National Guard troops was accompanied by an unusual tactic of using anime body pillows as a form of protection for the agents. The agents were strapped to straitjackets with body pillows for additional cushioning against the attacks of the Warmonkers. The perimeter around Dawn was heavily fortified with checkpoints and guards, making it nearly impossible for anyone to enter or leave without being thoroughly searched and interrogated. However, this approach also had unintended consequences, causing massive traffic congestion and long waiting times for those trying to enter or leave Dawn. 
The deployment of the National Guard troops proved to be effective in containing the Warmonkers' activities, but it also led to several unexpected incidents. In one instance, a group of troops was ambushed by a pack of monkeys armed with water balloons full of urine and expired milk, with the troops retreating and killing themselves later out of embarrassment and humiliation brought on by the attacks. The situation in Dawn was further exacerbated when the Warmonkers began to adapt to the National Guard's tactics. Reports began to emerge of monkeys using their tails to flip over the anime body pillows and attack the agents from behind. In response, the National Guard implemented a new tactic of using giant inflatable Totoro costumes as a form of protection, but this proved to be ineffective as the monkeys were able to easily pop the costumes with their sharp teeth.
The death toll and lack of captured Warmonkers insurgents led to a massive government rethink. After a long, heated discussion and several rounds of "Rock-Paper-Scissors," top-secret government figures decided to grant amnesty to the remaining Warmonkers. They even went as far as offering them a seat at the negotiating table, complete with an endless supply of bananas, dried fruit, and Mountain Dew. The negotiations themselves were a bit of a mess, with the Warmonkers insisting on being able to murder those who opposed them while still establishing an evil presence. At one point, things got so heated that a government representative accidentally tore the tip of a banana off while giving it to a monkey senator, resulting in a potentially MCI (Mass Casualty Incident) among the negotiations, but things were easily diverted. The two sides eventually settled their differences over a game of Chimphammer 80K and signed a peace treaty that included a clause stipulating that the Warmonkers would be allowed to keep all of their modified shopping carts and trikes among other nerdy shit.
As part of the peace treaty, the Warmonkers also demanded the right to host an annual "Monkey Mayhem" festival in Dawn, which would showcase their guerrilla warfare tactics and improvised weaponry. The festival would include events such as "Banana Grenade Toss," "Shopping Cart Jousting," and "Rocket Launcher Target Practice." The government reluctantly agreed, hoping that the festival would help ease tensions and prevent future conflicts. The Warmonkers' demands didn't stop at b-grade festivals though. They wanted to be recognized as a proper "armed body" in the United States' governing bodies, complete with their own flag and national anthem. The senate and President were initially hesitant, but they eventually caved in when the Warmonkers threatened to launch a series of primate-based attacks across the country. In a televised statement, the President declared that the Warmonkers would now be considered a legitimate entity and would be given the rights and protections afforded to any other organized group. However, the Warmonkers' newfound legitimacy allowed them to focus on their true passion: organizing elaborate banana heists and launching surprise attacks on local zoos to free their trapped brethren. The President himself spoke to the press saying "Them monkeys are crazy as shit, yo. Like, we should just not pay attention to them yo... or they might murder us hahaha... yea lol."
==Divisions==
====Scimmie del Mare - "Sea Monkeys"====
The Sea Monkeys are the naval branch of the Monkey Command, responsible for conducting maritime operations and protecting the waters around Monkey City. They have a fleet of ships, submarines, and amphibious vehicles that can navigate any sea or river. They also have trained dolphins and sharks that assist them in combat and reconnaissance.
====Volanti della Giungla - "Jungle Flyers"====
The Jungle Flyers are the air force branch of the Monkey Command, specialized in aerial warfare and support. They have a variety of aircraft, including helicopters, jets, and gliders that can fly through any terrain.
====Scimmie di Terra - "Ground Monkeys"====
The Ground Monkeys are the army branch of the Monkey Command, tasked with engaging in ground combat and securing territories. They have a large arsenal of weapons, vehicles, and equipment that can handle any situation. They also have gorillas and orangutans that can act as heavy infantry or artillery.
====Guardiani della Foresta - "Guardians of the Forest"====
The Guardians of the Forest are the gendarmerie branch of the Monkey Command, charged with maintaining law and order within Monkey City. They have a force of police officers, detectives, and judges that can enforce the rules and regulations of the city. They also have lemurs and sloths that can act as spies or informants.
==Wars==
July 8th, 2015 "Warmonker Offensive" - Won, 3 casualties among Warmonker infantry.
2020 "ScottBruce comes out as a faggot" War - Won, no losses.
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