The Scrimblo Catalogue I

The Scrimblo Catalogue I is a self-referential parody by Alex Kister on his second channel Alex Kister 2. The Scrimblo Catalogue was born from a Twitter post poking fun at the analogue horror genre.
==Summary==
An Emergency Alert Broadcast declares "aliens", but this time it's different because it involves God for no apparent reason.
We are introduced to Mark Heathcliff and Cesar Torres, with the best voice acting of all time. Cesar calls Mark from his iPhone telling him to come over, also his mother died. Mark immediately agrees, but asks why Cesar's mother died. Cesar completely ignores Mark's question and replies that he has security cameras for literally no reason at all and that Mark should come turn them on. Mark says he will turn on the cameras, despite being deathly afraid of Cesar's house (this has no plot relevance whatsoever). Cesar then remembers the question Mark brought up. He thinks his mother saw a sCaRy ghost in the room, which Mark agrees is weird. Cesar is not sus. To this random reply, Mark laughs before the conversation abruptly cuts off.
Mark drives to Cesar's house before realizing he can just leave. The alternate in the Torres home changes into a car and crashes into Mark, causing an extremely prolonged pile-up.
Another Emergency Alert Broadcast is shown, revealing that the Mandela Catalogue is just Among Us. The reasoning being "imposters", "??????", and Jerma sus face.
Alex Kister then any-percent speed-runs making a Mandela Catalogue scary face, using the Jerma sus face as reference. Alex lands the world record at 42 seconds. The Jerma sus Mandela Catalogue scary face is seen in the dark hallway besides the stairs in Mark's house with Minecraft cave sounds playing over it.
== Trivia ==
* Andrew Long (the actor for Cesar) didn't like his face and regular prom photo in The Scrimblo Catalogue and doesn't want it to be shown, which is the reason why Alex unlisted this video. It's now public again, albeit with the entire call segment scene blurred out.
** However, edited versions of the same image did reappear in other forms, such as The Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1 [RESTORED EDITION].
==Gallery==
Different.png|Mandela Catalogue is different because it involves God.
Just leave.png|Mark realizes he can just leave instead of going into Cesar's house.
Bad ending.png|
Among Us.png|Mandela Catalogue = Among Us
Reasons.png|Jerma
Speedrun.png
1.07.png|Frame one of the speedrun.
42.55.png|Final frame of the speedrun.
===Miscellaneous===
The Scrimblo Catalogue inspiration.jpeg|The tweet which inspired the short.
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