Four Different Colored Eyes

"Four Different Colored Eyes" is a [SEASON NUMBER] thread written on [IRL DATE].
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Blunt/Stonegit: Blunt glanced up from where he lay on the rock, seeing Stonegit’s approach. “Ah!” He excalimed as he patted her knee as he got up. “We have guest.” He jogged over. “Dalring!” He said to Stonegit, kissing him swiftly, before straightening up.
“And the Warden!” He added, swiping a hand through her ethereal backside as if he had intended to smack it.
The Warden: Nala lifted a hand and Blunt’s wrist seized up in the air, as though something had physically grabbed it. She lifted her chin, and a gleam of her black eyes could be seen briefly. A slight smirk lifted the corner of her mouth. None of that, thank you. Her gaze and mental attention shifted to Akkey and her mocking smile turned warmer and more genuine as she reached out her mind to the half-breed. Hello, rabbit-kind.
Akkey Black: Akkey had dozed off for a moment, but shook herself awake when Blunt left her side to greet them.
“Nala!” she hopped up and ran to them excitedly. She clapped her hands in front of her, eyes shining, “When did you get here?” she laughed, turning to the bodyguard “So she’s the one you went off to look for. How’s it going?” Her heart felt light in that moment; the reunions the day held made her the happiest she’s been in a while.
The Warden: There’s too many young children running about acting as soldiers, I am stuck with the king’s bodyguard, and High Central is up to no good. Her tails swished from side to side as she grinned. The only thing that has changed for me is what year it is.
Blunt/Stonegit: “Stuck huh?” Stonegit teased as he slipped an arm around Blunt’s waist. “That contract was wrapped up a long time ago woodchuck. ”
He then shuddered at the thought of children running around, and turned towards the former chief. “Hi Akkey.” He said evenly.
Blunt on the other hand was less socially manageable as he talked to Nala. “So does that mean that it’s a other year running dry? Or you’ve had consistent action for the last twenty five years?”
The Warden: Nala didn’t skip a beat. Blunt, if I decide to have sexual intercourse, I will ensure you will be the last to hear about it. 
Blunt/Stonegit: “So what your saying is that you’ll have my ears plugged during it? Kinky.” Blunt shot back just as quick.
“Oh my gods.” Stonegit sighed as he lifted his eyes to the hevans.
Akkey Black: She laughed, rolling her eyes at both of them, hand on hip, “We’re here for two seconds and this is the conversation we’re having? What about, how’s the weather? How have you been? What’s your upcoming plans on Haligan?”
The Warden: Nala waved a hand dismissively, letting Blunt have his arm back. Those are always the same. What are you doing here? I thought you would be too busy helping your sister to be rebelling. 
Akkey Black: “Ah,” she glanced towards Blunt, smiling a little sadly, “I am helping her.” She motioned with her hand an open mental invitation.
The Warden: Stretching out her mind and enveloping Akkey in familiar warmth, Nalaagura was taken aback by the amount of bizarre information Akkey displayed to her. She digested the main parts of it and kept the details to examine later, focusing on Akkey with a mix of shock, concern and understanding. It seems you are doing just that. Very well then, I will follow up on this when our very flirtatious friend over here is later occupied. She said all this without glancing at Blunt.
Blunt/Stonegit: “Preferably with you.” Blunt said without missing a beat. “You’re probably the only female on earth Sweet Butt here would have a threesome with. And that’s a serious compliment.” He leaned in with a loud added whisper. “He’s gaaay…”
“Blunt!” Stonegit smacked his chest. “I’m not having a threesome period.”
“Unless it’s with two of me.” Blunt responded casually and Stonegit flushed.
“Well…yea- no! Shut up and behave will you?”
The Warden: Rare is the moment I can find you with something on your mind other than animal desire. 
Without warning, the Warden swept towards Blunt and, using her will, worked her way into his mind, took him by the arm and the waist and forcefully dipped him, in a position the two had been in almost thirty years ago, only with her in the broken form of the king. Her nose almost brushing his, her sharp tusks pointed at either side of his neck, she regarded him for several moments, making sure he could feel her claws pressed into his fingers and back. It was a language she knew he understood well.
Stop courting me, she began, or I will remove the part of your mind that lets you do so. She gave a small smile to soften the threat–but only just a tad. Then she let him go.
Blunt/Stonegit: Blunt stared at her wide eyed, and then down at himself for a moment. He then turned and caught Stonegit’s wrist as he began to walk away with him.
“Welp…this needs to be taken care of. Excuse us for a minute. Most likely five.”
“Blunt! Oh my God can you- Hold on ugh-” Stonegit’s feet slid on the ground and he turned a long suffering look back at Akkey and Nala, although the demon could sense the excited increase in the man’s heartrate. “I’m gonna give this one a lecture and hey- put me back down! I’ll- Blunt! I’ll be right back.”
And with that the two vanished from view further back into the nearby treeline.
Akkey Black: Akkey couldn’t help but giggle behind her hand, “Poor Stonegit… or maybe not.” She stared after them where they disappeared, grinning, a certain wistfulness in her that she didn’t notice at all, before turning back to Nala, “It’s great seeing you.”
The Warden: You as well. She was amused but also vaguely concerned. Akkey, I don’t mean to be forward but I think I would appreciate having a different vessel other than dark-eyes for the next few minutes. She extended a cautious hand sideways out to Akkey. If you don’t mind, of course. 
Blunt/Stonegit: “Hey Warden!” Blunt’s voice called out from the trees just then, as if he had read her mind. “Get the fuck out!
Akkey Black: She laughed out loud, shaking her head, and took her spectral hand, “I don’t mind.”
The Warden: Their minds linked, and the Warden shook herself as she shed her form with Stonegit and took on new features--rabbit's ears, facial markings, hands disconnected at the wrists, and she stretched lithely, getting used to being in Akkey's body again. It has been far too long, rabbit-kind, she said warmly, perching on the rock face Akkey and Blunt had just been occupying. Tell me, how have you been? Aside from... recent developments. Her tone was serious as she acknowledged the problem with Frigga.
Akkey Black: She sighed as the different, yet welcome warmth enveloped her. She smiled to herself, nodding in agreement. Orange.
"I'm... alright," she replied, settling at the foot of the boulder so that she could lean back. She was still a little tired, "A lot has been happening. Haddock's death, Frigga, Milae, the dungeons... but I've been handling them better than I would have before."
The Warden: You've been doing marvelously, from what I have seen. But Akkey, please be careful with this new...whatever these experiments are. You are toying with powers beyond even my comprehension.
Akkey Black: She touched the tips of her fingers together thoughtfully, remembering that connection she made, "We were almost there... Just a little more. Empty pockets of time, opening portals to non physical spaces... If we beat Frigga to the punch, we can get Eir back and save Milae."
The Warden: Akkey, that usually means stop fiddling with time and space. She was laughing but still worried. I know you were close with Eir, but it seems as though she has been absorbed, does it not? She may be part of Frigga now, her previous independence completely nullified.
Akkey Black: "Maybe... we wouldn't know if we dont try," her eyes softened, "Besides, I think Hunter would miss her."
She grinned up to her, "I'll be careful, I promise."
The Warden: I would hate to have to save you from Frigga a second time. She reached out as though to muss Akkey’s hair, her phantom fingers phasing right through the half-breed. All of you look older, but I swear everyone’s essence has not aged a single day, she complained.
Akkey Black: "That's a compliment, Nala. We want to stay young," she laughed, before sobering and looking at her seriously, "We both know what she's capable of, but she's weak and this may be our best chance. I promise I'll be careful. You have my word."
The Warden: She cast a wary eye over the half-breed but she relented. I will hold you to it. You have defied gods before. In the meantime, perhaps we can take smaller bites of a lesser apple.
Akkey Black: She grinned at her, just the smallest of cheeky lights in her eyes, but still sincere, "Yeah... have you talked to Grey recently? She has an intel mission soon that she wants both of us in." She left out Fiendal on purpose.
The Warden: I have only recently returned to the island. What does she have in mind?
Akkey Black: "A scouting mission," she stretched her arms, "To Castaway Dungeon. We have to escort a mother-son half breed duo from Rhenco's hotel while they gather information for the upcoming raid. I'm in charge of everyone's escape routes, but I've never been inside. I need you to see for me."
The Warden: Oh! I see now. Her eyes gleamed. A dangerous operation. I would rather have nobody else by my side.
Akkey Black: "They won't know what hit them. I learned a couple new tricks that you'll find fun, too," she giggled, clapping her hands together once excitedly.
The Warden: I can’t wait to see them, she laughed, putting an arm around the half-breed’s shoulders. Her soul warmed at seeing Akkey’s old enthusiasm grow out of her previously distant and broken shell. I’m glad you returned to the rebellion, even if the situation isn’t favorable.
Akkey Black: "So am I... It's nice seeing everyone again, especially now I'm a little better. I find myself laughing more these days," she said, leaning into her presence.
"The dreams do come and go sometimes," she recalled the little episode with Dario, "but I can control them now. Wouldn't have made it this far without everyone's help, especially Blunt."
The Warden: A smile tugged at the corner of the demon’s mouth, and she leaned back a little, putting her imaginary weight on her hands. An interesting relationship. I personally find him...a flavor that is not quite to my liking, but I am glad he treats you well.
Akkey Black: "Pfft, I noticed," she giggled. Nala felt a quick wave of affection mixed with wistfulness from her for a moment, "But yeah... he does."
She shook her head as if to rid of thoughts, and grinned to herself, "I'm really happy to see all of you today. I feel like everything will work out somehow."
The Warden: I do, as well. She raised her mental voice, broadcasting it to where she knew Blunt and Stonegit were. I appreciate getting to spend lots of quality time with all my favorite humans.
Akkey Black: A peal of laughter rang out, "Has it been five minutes?" she giggled.
Blunt/Stonegit: As if on que, the sounds of boots crunching in the snow notified the girls of Blunt and Stonegit’s return. Stonegit look as grim as ever while Blunt look…odd. On the surface he seemed disappointed or put out maybe? But there was something about that was off, or even insincere.
In any event Stonegit held out a hand. “Alright sorry about that, apparently I have to scold my partner like a parent to a child. I’m ready for you again Woodchuck.”
The Warden: Nala reached out for him and hesitated briefly, taking his hand and joining him again but also wordlessly asking if he was alright. She didn't want to immediately jump back in the middle of what seemed to be a tense situation.
Blunt/Stonegit: Strangely enough, despite how each of the men were acting, Stonegit's soul seemed rather peaceful, and relaxed.
The next sensation Nala experienced was a rivet of happiness and even relief as she returned to him. He huffed a sigh and Blunt strolled over to rest an elbow on the top of Akkey's head. "I had no idea it was possible to be awake for so long without a dozen plus kids to juggle. "
Akkey Black: "People also don't normally have a dozen plus kids to juggle." she squinted up at both men as Nala switched vessels, leaving Blunt's arm on her head. She didn't bother to try and figure out for herself and just asked directly, "What's up?"
Blunt/Stonegit: "Not you." Blunt snickered, and then nudged her. "Its all good." He assured, and seemed to mean it.
Stonegit hummed an affirmation. Nala could tell he was fine, but he also keeping a recent memeory shrouded from her. The man continued on with the conversation. "And then there's Seasick..." he pointed out.
The Warden: Nala chuckled. Oh, don’t get me started on them...one can only track down so many children before it becomes a fruitless effort to try and guard them. Hopefully they haven’t gotten into too much trouble.
Akkey Black: "That's why I said normally," she waved Blunt's arm off her after peering at him curiously. She leaned her head back on the boulder, "You and all your kids. I already have enough issues with Aria being hyperactive as she is, and she's not even mine. More than three sounds stressful."
Blunt/Stonegit: "Eheh..." Blunt snickered. "Technically all 15 of the little ones aren't Sweet Butt's either. But he never really saw it that way did ya?"
Stonegit gave a quiet smile. "No..." he murmured, voice fond.
"Well anyway Akkey just let me know if you ever need a baby sitter." Blunt laughed.
"Ah! No." Stonegit interjected. "Do not let him baby sit he will give that child beer and flammable materials, you know he will."
Akkey Black: "No thank you," she immediately agreed with Stonegit, "You and Aria in the same room are a recipe for the biggest of disasters, especially now that she's getting sassier and better with her magic. Besides, Iona will never let her sister out of her sight. Now if Nala were to, I wouldn't mind."
The Warden: The only thing I am good for is keeping children out of mortal danger, she stated, her tails swinging languidly back and forth on the rock surface. I am lacking in any sort of entertainment, I'm afraid. Perhaps it can be a tandem effort. Are your nieces around, Akkey? I don't feel them on the island.
Akkey Black: She pressed her lips in a hard line, "No... uh..." she leaned away from the rock, letting her hair fall over her face, "No they're not, I... don't know where they are..."
The Warden: The demon sat up a little straighter, her contented expression fading. Well, that seems to be cause for concern. Would you like me to search for them?
Akkey Black: Her head snapped up to look at her gratefully, "Yes, that would be helpful." She worriedly ran her fingers through her hair, black and white shifting against each other, "I was hoping they'd meet up with Father by now, but I haven't heard anything..."
The Warden: That’s no good, the Warden muttered. When I have a moment to leave the Rebellion, I will do so, as soon as possible. I believe they will need our assistance in scouting, first, and then we may begin searching for clues as to where they may be.
Blunt/Stonegit: Stonegit motioned with his head back towards the town. "Blunt and I can let you guys work on that. Come visit us sometime at the tavern when you get the chance."
Woodchuck...
The thought entered into Nala's mind. And suddenly she felt something revealed inside the boys soul. As much as it was healed, for whatever peace he had accumulated. There was a part, where this thought was coming from, that was hurt, angry, and just...sad.
Before we head out...I need you to do something for me...
The Warden: What do you need, dark-eyes? she said gently, embracing his mind with warmth.
Blunt/Stonegit: I cant go back to being that way...
Stonegit shook his head once as he attempted to separate his stray thoughts from the ones he meant for Nala. He exhaled slowly.
Don't avenge me...for what happened to me...
He glanced in the direction of the prisons.
Dont make him feel like he's worth remembering...
The Warden: Her very soul ached when she heard this. She offered up to him a glimpse of the emotions she'd felt over the past few weeks, a part in the curtain of her consciousness--a constant, simmering rage filling a deep pit of guilt, the painful failure she felt on her part for her own mistake ravaging at her like an animal whose thirst could not be sated, a fearful shadow overcasting everything in her mind of what Rhenco might do to the innocent of the rebellion if ever she let her guard up again. She showed him all of this for the briefest of minutes, and after a moment of silence, whispered, Vengeance is all I know. How can I do nothing, when I am disgraced if I take no action? 
Blunt/Stonegit: In his mind Stonegit squeezed his own hand closed as if to take hers in a reassuring way. He shared his own feelings, one devoid of blame or resentment. He understood. He knew that, to her, this great change may as well have been a day ago. All the mistakes she was making, it would help her learn, as unpleasant as it would all be for a while.
Take any action you need to keep us safe. You are not, nor will you ever be disgraced by giving your all. It’s just what we do. Just...do not let me cross your mind when you strike against him. End his threat for the sake of the people he hasn’t hurt yet.
He tilted his head.
A man who has made it so sword, arrow and even fire cannot truly stop him. So what remains? With so many eggs in one basket, I imagine there’s something out there that would devastate him...we just may have to get creative.
The Warden: Nala’s mind cycled through several split-second scenarios and sensations--splashing nix portals, a clawed half-breed hand covered in dripping shadows, the snap of Stonegit’s fingers and a splash of steaming Changewing acid. You’re right. There has to be something. She shook herself and came back to the physical conversation. Well, I...would not wish to keep everyone waiting. I believe Lila still needs me to assist with her planning, as she always does. The sooner we raid Castaway, the sooner I can search for Iona and Aria.
Akkey Black: "I better go too," she stood, stretching tiredly, "Thanks Nala, I'll see you at the debriefing. Right now I need to find Fie-- ah, a friend." She turned towards both Blunt and Stonegit, eyes shining softly and grinning, "Glad to run into both of you."
Blunt/Stonegit: Blunt gave her a big hug before setting her back down. "Naturally darling. The tavern door is always open."
Stonegit hugged Nala within his mind, a quiet acceptance that it was time to release her.
The Warden: Do not stay away for too long, dark-eyes, she said quietly. She flooded into his senses, their minds fusing and mixing until they could hardly tell who was who for a heartbeat, and then she withdrew again, letting him go.
Blunt/Stonegit: I won’t.
Stonegit let his hand squeeze hers as he departed with his partner. As they walked, Blunt leaned over to him. “You doing alright there?”
“I’m alright.” Stonegit answered, and then suddenly turned and lightly punched his arm. “But seriously Blunt, publicly dragging me off to get a fix? You’re lucky they believed that cover story.”
“Oh please.” Blunt scoffed as he took his hand and swung their arms together gently as they walked. “You’re acting as though I was the one who got his dick sucked.”
Stonegit’s face reddened and he nudged the larger man with his shoulder. “Shut up.”
“Love you too.” Blunt crooned with a wicked grin.
I love you too