Chapter nine of Twitter Asgogre - A new method

Twitter Asgore sat on his Twitter bench, looking out to Twitter land, his eyes carving to sleep. 
Twitter Asgore lifted his Twitter arm to read his Twitter clock, 2:05 pm.
Twitter Asgore let out a tired sigh before resting his arm back on his Twitter bench. He looked around to see some other beings walking around, some floating, some transforming, surprisingly.
Twitter Asgore looked down at the Twitter, holding his hands together, "Why the hell am I so tired?"
Twitter Asgore spoke to himself before rubbing his eyes and looking upwards, "Maybe, I am missing something, like..."
Twitter Asgore stared towards the individuals who walked past his house; he saw his twitter computer, Twitter bruises, twitter house, Twitter plates, and many more.
Eventually, he landed on something, a Twitter friend. His eyes slowly widen; since when in the hell did he ever has a friend? A wife, sure, a punching bag, that's Twitter land, enemies, plenty of those, but a friend, no?
Twitter Asgore remembers that girl he talked to earlier, imagining himself creating that Twitter table made up of Twitter symbols for her. But was it official? He cared, but they didn't officially say they were friends.
Twitter Asgore put his Twitter had in his Twitter hands, "ooooooohhhhhh."
Twitter Asgore moaned to himself as he rubbed his face before the Twitter sun's heat was covered by a Twitter shadow.
"You good?"
Twitter Asagore looked up to the unfamiliar voice; It was a person with blue hair with white stripes at the end; their clothes and skin were all sorts of blue. Their eyes were the twitter symbols.
"Uh, why the hell do yo—I mean, uh, erm,"
Twitter Asgore spoke weirdly, correcting himself over and over again, trying to form a single sentence.
"So, I am assuming your not good, or are you nervous to see someone?"
The Twitter individual spoke with a slight chuckle towards Twitter Asgore, who gave a stern look at him before immediately giving a deadpan one.
"Uh, sure, why not."
Twitter Asgore spoke with no emotion.
"Do you want to be friends?"
The Twitter individual spoke as he sat down next to Twitter Asgore on the Twitter bench.
Silence.
"I asked because it seemed like you need it, that's all."
The Twitter individual spoke with a slight chuckle rubbing their neck, "So, is that a ye—"
Twitter Asgore intrupped him.
"yes"
Oh, great! So, since we are friends, do you want to get some Twitter Cafe? It's a great place that I go to eat all the time; they got the best Twitter food!"
The Twitter individual spoke with enthusiasm; Twitter Asgore gave a blank expression back.
"Is that something friends do?"
Twitter Asgore asked with a deadpan tone.
"Uh, yeah, well. Ok, it's not something that all friends do, as some friends go out and talk, others like to run and exercise together. I think it legit depends on who you are hanging with."
The Twitter individual gave a warm smile back to Twitter Asgore; Twitter Asgore gave a blank stare back with a slight frown.
"Come on! You'll love it!"
The Twitter individual loudly spoke as he grabbed Twitter Asgore's hand, slowly rising him out of the Twitter bench.
"Erm, ehhhhh, alright then?"
Twitter Asgore spoke reluctantly before hesitantly following his Twitter friend.
"So, what's your opinion on the whole Comedytale ordeal?"
The Twitter individual spoke with glee in their voices.
"Uh, Comedy-what?"
Twitter Asgore asked in confusion towards the Twitter person's question.
"Y'know, Comedytale, it's what people are calling certain areas outside of Twitter land, or, with some parts turning into it, all over the Twitter news?"
The Twitter person spoke towrads Twitter Asgore.
"Oh, yeah, I don't go on Twitter news that much."
Twitter Asgore spoke as he looked up in the sky to see some other beings float in the sky.
"Maybe that's what they are talking about that?"
Twitter Asgore thought to himself.
"Oh, well, basically some massive giant unknown explosion, made up of Twitter essence, which, by the way, was previously thought to be fake, or impossible—affected enormous portions of, well, lots of things. Others have also proven that these white beings—"
Twitter Asgore's friend nudged Twitter Asgore to where the other beings were as they Twitter Asgore's friend moved their head towards the other beings.
Twitter Asgore looked to the other beings on the streets, "—were launched by a Twitter explosion! Later, these other white beings started to do their things; some began to fly, other white beings began to walk; However, not all were like this. For example, some stood in their spot and did their own thing, for whatever reason. Then the craziest thing began as time passed on; some started to transform. Some became something new; some copied others, some even turned into objects. To everyone else, the only thing that was limiting what they could transform was nothing, so, in a sense, the sky appears to be a limit!"
Twitter Asgore's friend stopped walking with Twitter Asgore; Twitter Asgore lifted his head to see a Twitter lights top of Twitter cars passed him and his friend.
Twitter Asgore looked around him. He saw another turning red with bricks surrounding forming on them before it stopped as it seemed no different from the brick wall it was next towards before it walked off.
"See! They don't appear to have any limit towards what they have! You'd think they would, but they don't."
Twitter Asgores friend said with enthusiasm before the Twitter light turned red; The Twitter cars stopped before they began to walk forward on the Twitter sidewalk.
"Oh right! How could I forget! Since we are getting near the Twitter Cafe, I need to tell you that an accident happened only a day ago inside Twitter Cafe. Here's the rundown, a Papyrus, or assumed to be one, suddenly appeared in the Twitter cafe; Twitter didn't compose him up, like us; He was just, y'know, a skeleton. He then went to eat a crap ton of spaghetti, for whatever reason. Then, he became powerful, mighty, how he became that powerful; I have no idea; I am just as lost in the dark as you are."
Twitter Asgore's friend spoke to Twitter Asgore.
Twitter Asgore's friend and Twitter Asgore stopped at another Twitter red light before Twitter Asgore's friend pointed at the cafe. "See the font building; they are still rebuilding the front!"
Twitter Asgore saw various Twitter construction people placing Twitter glass panes, Twitter bricks, and so on. The front Twitter building being what appeared to be, for the most part, done. 
Twitter Asgpre spoke out loud to himself, "I guess that explains why it's opened for business."
Twitter Asgore's friend began to speak towards Twitter Asgore with a smile, "Hm? What do you mean, buddy?
Twitter Asgore looked down towards his Twitter friend before continuing to speak in a deadpan manner, "Oh. The front part of the Twitter cafe, for the most part, is done. So, I concluded that's why they are still open despite the damage; Although I never thought it would be still worse, I guess?"
Twitter Asgore friend began to speak to Twitter Asgore as they crossed the Twitter crosswalk, "Oh! Right! Heh, I almost forgot, he burst down the front cafe; it was scary for the people who were there."
Twitter Asgore's friend opened the Twitter door cafe as they walked in.
Twitter Asgore looked around, and his eyes widen.
Twitter music played in the background; Twitter people talked, the Twitter sun shined through.
The Twitter people let a few chuckles, talking about various topics and other nicknacks in social situations.
Has he legit been missing this much interaction? Twitter Asgore shook his head. There too many things that could wrong. What if he trips? What if he dies for whatever reason? Too many variables, too many chances to risk, what if h—someone yelled, "Hey!"
Twitter Asgore widen his eyes before looking down towards his friend.
"Are you alright? The cafe lady was about to ask you a question, but you seemed worried; you were also staring at what appeared to be everyone. IF there's anything wrong, you can always tell me."
Twitter Asgore looked up to see the Twitter cafe lady with a worried look on her face looking at Twitter Asgore.
"Oh, uh, I never, I mean, erm, you know what? No."
Twitter Asgore emphasized the word no before he stormed towards a Twitter seat by the Twitter window, quickly sitting down quietly before looking out the Twitter window.
"I guess he'll get back to you later, but in the meantime, two glasses of Twitter water and one Twitter hot chocolate, please."
Twitter Asgore friend sat down at the Twitter table, giving a warm smile towards Twitter Asgore, "So, you all good? Do you need a hug or something?"
Twitter Asgore looked back towards his Twitter friend before speaking in a deadpan tone, "I, no, thanks, but no, I... stuff has been weird, ok?"
Twitter Asgore gave a worried look, "Do... do you want to talk about?"
Twitter Asgore looked down at the Twitter cafe's table, "No, not really, again. We're friends, after all."
Twitter Asgore's friend gave a confused look, "I, what? You do realize that friends help each other, y'know? Where the heck did you get that misconception, a Twitter dumpster." 
Twitter Asgore's friend gave a slight chuckle at their joke; Twitter Asgore gave a little laugh, and just for a second, the void was gone.
Twitter Asgore Twitter's eyes widen to the fullest as he sat staring at the Twitter table; Twitter Asgore's friend gave a confused look, again, "You good?"
"This is working. This idea is working; you are a genius!"
Twitter Asgore started to speak with enthusiasm.
"Oh! It is! that's greats, absolutely fantastic; I told you you'd like this place!"
Twitter Asgore friend gave a bright smile before continuing, "Guess this means we'll be hanging more, which, if this is the case, where do you want to hang out more? Do you want to come here often, or is this 'cure' enough for you? After all, don't want to make it too complicated for us to choose places."
Twitter Asgore friend let out a chuckle with Twitter Asgore following that chuckle.
Twitter Asgore's void disappeared for three seconds; Twitter Asgore smirked, "Actually, I am going to continue this cure myself! I am going to hang out with not only you but everyone in this cafe!"
Twitter Asgore spoke with glee, with Twitter Asgore's friend giving a slight chuckle, " I am glad that you're embracing this whole thing, but I don't think you can hang out..."
Twitter Asgore gave a worried look as Twitter Asgore got up, cutting off their conversion as Twitter Asgore walked over to the Twitter cafe girl. 
Twitter Asgore cut the whole Twitter line off.
Twitter Asgore gave a smug look before talking to the Twitter cafe girl, "Sorry about that earlier lady, the name is Asgore Twitter Dreemur."
Twitter Asgore held out his Twitter hand as the Twitter cafe girl gave an awkward look, "Oh, that's, uh, nice, but you cut off—" Twitter Asgore cut her off before she could continue speaking.
"Speaking of which, what's your name, as we got to be a friend."
Twitter Asgore spoke with glee, "Look, my name is—"
Twitter Asgore cut her off again. "Oh yeah, I would also like a chocolate Twitter shake's with three Twitter biscuits burnt to the side."
"I—"
"Oh right, don't worry, I may seem intimidating, but I can always protect you with my Twitter strength!"
"Sir, liste—"
"Here, let me show you!"
Twitter Asgore stretched out his Twitter Asgore towards the Twitter girl cafe before she started to yell at him, "DONT YOU DARE TOUCH ME!"
Twitter Asgore gave a confused yet sad look at her, "W-what do you mean?"
Twitter Asgore asked the girl before he turned his head towards the YEET's response.
"It means you don't touch her and cut other people off in line, genius, looks around you."
Twitter Asgore's look turned into worry before he looked around and saw everyone giving various Twitter looks. 
Some were mad, disgusted; others were disturbed; one Twitter person even had their Twitter phone ready to call Twitter police.
A deep blue blush came over Twitter Asgore as he looked around with his void now feeling worst before he quickly walked over to where he sat previously.
Twitter Asogre's friend gave an angered look at Twitter Asgore. Twitter Asgore looked outside the window, ignoring everyone in the cafe.
Twitter Asgore friend spoke unamused, "Y'know, maybe you should pay attention to social cues, or, in other words. Do not cut people off and treat others how you would treat yourself."
Twitter Asgore friend spoke, unamused towards Twitter Asgore.
Twitter Asgore responded without looking, "Maybe you did something wrong, genius."
Twitter Asgore's friend gave a worried look, "Look, man, are you alright? Are you sure there is nothing that's holding you down on the inside?"
Twitter Asgore looked back at his Twitter friend before responding with a deadpan manner, "Look, I just don't think this is working: I think you are doing something wrong, got it."
Twitter Asgore friend responded, "You know when I suggest this place, in a sense; I meant we could talk and hang out, to cheer you up, which, by the way, started to work, or was working. You gave a lovely heart-filled smile, and you seemed happy for a short bit. I never said you had to befriend everyone in this cafe or go could and violate someone's personal space; why aim for something so big? That's what you did wrong, aim for everyone; I think you should aim for something smaller, singular; For example, there's this person on Twitter who posts people's nudes. Sure, it's horrible that someone would do such a thing, but it's still tiny, it's reasonable, it's one person. Be like that person, not in a sense you should aim for people's nudes, no, in the sense of aiming for something small, aiming for something reasonable, that's what I think."
Twitter Asgore gave an amused look towards his friend before speaking harshly, "that's what you think. Oh, since the whole objective dedicates you towards fixing me since we are soooooo close friends. I was thinking..."
Twitter Asgore got up from the Twitter cafe table before looking down towards his Twitter friend. "How about you go ahead and ditch yourself in a pit and die; Since we are no longer friends in the slightest."
Twitter Asgore's friend gave a hurt look towards Twitter Asgore as Twitter Asgore raised his voice on the word, slightest.
Twitter Asgore walked towards the Twitter cafe's Twitter exit as he saw other Twitter people stare at him before he stopped at a tug.
Twitter Asgore turned around and looked down; His Twitter 'friend' was giving him a sad look before speaking, "What did I do wrong? All I did was tell you what I think you did wrong and how I think you can improve, that's all. It was just criticism; I am sorry if I sounded rude, I desired to help; if I hurt you that much, you can tell me what I did wrong; may I please help you, even if everyone's watching?"
Twitter Asgore looked up from his Twitter friend's response to seeing everyone was staring at him. From the Twitter cafe girl to the people eating the Twitter food in the Twitter cafe.
A deep blue blush came over him again before Asgore looked down to his Twitter "friend" before responding, "Fine, you want to what you did wrong? Here's what you did wrong, fancy pants; For starters, you came up to a completely random person sitting on a Twitter bench at their Twitter house; who does that?"
Twitter Agsore's 'friend' responded quickly, "Well, you seemed depressed, and I didn't want to see a random person depre—"
Twitter Asgore cut them off, "SEEMED; you assumed I was depressed!"
Twitter Asgore responded harshly, "W-well, it did turn out that you were upse—"
Twitter Asgore cut them off again, "YEAH, about personal crap, that you should not stick your behind inside, but you did anyway. Oh, yeah, this just the beginning reason; why don't we get into the other ones, shall we? You go ahead and bring me to this stupid Twitter cafe, even though I was reluctant it in the first place, but no, you had to insist!"
Twitter Asgore yelled at his 'friend' while he shook, "W-well, sir, didn't it he—"
Twitter Asgore cut them off, "SHUT UP, did I ask? Even as of bloody now, you continue to forward your self-righteous ideas even though I celery didn't want to be here in the first place! After you brought me to the cafe that I hesitate to join, you decide to embarrass me, you knew what happens, wouldn't you, or, who knows, maybe it is my fault. That does not stop the fact that you brought me here, anyway! Then you give me a stupid, awful, and plan horrible idea to remain a small goal, to aim for a singular person, even though it was clear I didn't need less!"
Twitter Asgore hot Twitter breath breathed on his Twitter 'friend' as he picked him, looking at him and only him with both eyes locked in contact, "You want to help me so badly? You should have suggested me to post EVERYONE'S NUDES to Twitter dot com!"
Just for a millisecond, the void in Twitter Asgore's stomach was gone. 
Twitter Asgore gave a concerned look as silence filled the room before he looked away from his 'friend' as he saw everyone with very concerned faces or with their mouths open in shock.
A blue Twitter blush came over to Twitter Asgore before putting down his 'friend' and walked out. 
"You should have suggested me to post EVERYONE'S NUDES to Twitter dot com!"
And for a mile second, again, the void in his himself disappeared.
That message he gave his friend ringed throughout his head as he walked the Twitter crosswalk downwards, not caring that Twitter cars crashed into him or that he bumped people out of his way.
Twitter Asgore thought more about that line he spoke, again and again.
And Again and again, just for a millisecond, the void in his stomach was gone.
Til his eyes widen, and he looked upward as he heard a voice or a scream, to be accurate in this case. 
Twitter Asgore looked up to a Twitter girl being held by Twitter boys as she screamed in the Twitter park.
Twitter Asgore watched and thought his line.
"Hey, shut up, girl; I told you not to yell; how am I suppose to play the game you wanted?"
A Twitter boy said to the Twitter girl before a Twitter girl responded not long after him. "After all, the winner gets to post people's nudes on Twitter, so, please, hold still!"
The Twitter girl by the Twitter boy let a chuckle at her response before all of them stopped at a voice, "her nudes, you say?"
Twitter Asgore asked the group of kids before their faces turned white as they all looked upwards towards Twitter Asgore. "You shouldn't even be talking to younger kids who pos—I mean, erm, uh, n-no, I, well."
A Twitter girl responded towards Twitter Asgore before a Twitter boy cut her off, "Well, what's it to you anyway, trying to post people's nudes?"
Twitter Asgore looked towards the kid, who responded, "Yes... people's nudes."
Twitter gave an honest shocked look at his response, "I, erm, uh, well; I didn't expect that response! So, um—"
The Twitter boy holding the Twitter girl for her nudes cut off the Twitter kid, "Hey, back off, man, her nudes are ours; we won fair and square."
Twitter Asgore looked towards the Twitter kid before responding, "Oh? And what are you doing to do about it?"
The Twitter kid gave a worried look before looking around, then he smirked, "Fine, I'll give you a choice, either you post the nudes of the girl, who, already is taken by us!"
The Twitter girl responded to the Twitter boy, "No, I don't!"
The Twitter kid gave an annoyed look at her before continuing, "Or... you can choose to post the nudes of good old Jacob here."
The Twitter kid leaned over Jacob; Jacob gave an angered look, "H-hey! I was only trying t—"
"I say this because he criticized you, and based on your appearance, I can only assume you don't like criticizers, right?"
Twitter Asgore responded with a lighter tone, "well, acuttutaly, yeah; However, I don't want to pass—"
The Twitter kid cut him off, "upon someone nudes? Yeah, I know how that feels, wanting to seek revenge, like murdering your brother after he ruined a lego set.
The boy eyed one of the other Twitter kids in the group before looking back at Twitter Agore, "But, alas, it's your choice; after all, it's one person."
Twitter Asgore gave an angered look, "Well, yes, but..."
"OH! Right, I forgot to tell ya; You are on a timer here; So, better make your choice soon before we all skedaddle."
The Twitter kid spoke in an egotistical tone before turning his back on Twitter Asgore, walking back towards the Twitter girl who the group tied.
Twitter Asgore stumbled on his words, "Erm, well... I choose, um."
A moment of silence passed.
"No, for long enough, I have been limiting myself; for too long have I been on the wrong path of people nudes. I don't need to choose."
Everyone in the Twitter group gave a confused look before Twitter Asgore.
"No, I don't need to post the number of nudes of people who criticize me or go against me; No, I need to post everyone's nudes."
Twitter Asgore emphasized the word, everyone's nudes, as he smirked.
Twitter Asgores pulled out his Twitter phone and used Twitter to his advantage.
The Twitter group kid's eyes widen, even the girl as their Twitter phones rang. 
One of the Twitter kids opened his Twitter app to see his nudes posted by Twitter Asgore. They scrolled down to see another one of the group member's nudes posted, then another, and another.
"Everyone one's nudes."
Twitter Asgore silently spoke as he smiled, looking at his Twitter phone.
The group saw not themselves but saw mom's, dad's, grandpa's, and everyone Twitter Asgore was facing. 
They even saw one of the other beings' nudes posted.
Some Twitter kid started to tear up, some let loose, others just stood there in silence with eyes wide open as they stared at the Twitter phone.
And from then, Twitter Asgore's void was gone.
"G-guess he's going to eventually g-go after Comedytale."
One of the Twitter girls spoke out loud with tears going down her face as she stared at her Twitter phone.
"What do you mean by Comedytale? The hell is that; something that I made by accident every since that dang fight with Possible Spaghetti Brother and Possible Ketchup Brother? Or is that something the authors made?"
The Twitter girl didn't look from her Twitter phone as she tried her best to swallow her fear despite her body shaking.
"HEY, LOOK AT ME!"
Twitter Asgore yelled at her as she quickly looked up at him and saw him aggressively walking over, "What the HELL is Comedytale? Is it someplace I missed, because let me tell, I'll be ready to post their fucking nudes when I there?"
For the first time in a while, Twitter Asgore felt a Spark of Twitter joy as he heard about this place called Comedytale.
The Twitter girl was on the verge of heavily crying as tears flew down her face with her shaking in front of Twitter Asgore's presence.
"I-I suppose you can c-call it a place; I-its just something w-we called, w-we."
The girl started to Twitter cry as she stumbled upon her words.
"WHAT; WHAT IS IT!" Twitter Asgore heavily, Twitter yelled at her before screamed out the answer.
"ITS AREA'S THAT ARE FILED WITH WHITE BEINGS OR WEIRD INDIVIDUALS LIKE A SKELETON WHO ATE SO MUCH SPAGHETTI HE TURNED OMNI-POWERFUL. S-SOME TIMES THE AREA CONVERTS BACK INTO NORMAL LAND OR SOMETHING; SO ITS NOT ALWAYS IN TWITTERLAND! T-THERE, I SAID IT!"
The girl spoke before taking a deep breath as she Twitter crouched down in a Twitter ducking position, looking down at the Twitter Asgore eyes widen, "Weird? Individuals?"
He spoke in awe as he imagined posting their nudes.
Twitter Asgore looekd down at the Twitter girl, "WELL? ANSWER!"
He yelled at her as she shook before she answered. "YES!"
Twitter Asgore smirked before looking out into Twitter land, trying to see the border, "And? Why do you call Comedytale? Because of much of beings suck?"
Twitter Asgore asked the Twitter girl, "W-we called i-it Comedytale b-because w-we thought the individuals were funny. As w-we h-had funny t-tales to tell."
She spoke while Twitter crying.
Twitter Asgore asked the Twitter girl again, "Did the authors make these places?"
The girl responded as she calmed down, "I-I don't know; We just saw these areas pop up a few hours ago before y-you came up."
Twitter Asgore took a deep breath before he let out a laugh. 
"Heh, well then, 'Comedytale,' let's see your nudes be posted and see if I made you or if the authors did; Let's see where the authors take me."
Twitter Asgore spoke out loud to himself before he walked towards the direction of the Twitter exit of Twitterland.
Now, dear reader, it's time you continue his Twitter pages; let's see where you take his journey.
The End?
==The Story of Twitter Asgore==
Status: Finished
Story of Twitter Asgore
Chapter one of Twitter Asgore - The argument of Lesser Dog
Chapter two of Twitter Asgore - Possible Spaghetti Man has Twitter
Chapter three of Twitter Asgore - How to find Possible Spaghetti Brother
Chapter four of Twitter Asgore - Making a plan
Chapter five of Twitter Asgore - A girl
Chapter six of Twitter Asgore - A fight
Chapter seven of Twitter Asgore - Enraged
Chapter Eight of Twitter Asgore - Now what
Chapter nine of Twitter Asgogre - A new method
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