Old Polcro Parody Story

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This is a story about the opening day of Old Polcro. Many thought it would be extroadinary. It is. In fact, the Worthless Tank and his crew have tried for World First. They got to witness what the bosses really do. Here it is, from the two kings themselves.
- By Nik and the R.B.
==The Beginning==
Tylious: Ah, new intruders... it's about time that damn questline was completed.
Galeron: TYLIOUS! MY VODKA!
Tylious: Shut the hell up Galeron! You will not get any... and you will continue to not get any until that mouth stays quiet!
Galeron: (whispers) Stupid elf highlord. Meh meh meh. Why did I have to be defeated? Why do I have a mini-bar? Why have I developed a Russian accent?
Tylious: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL DUSKWITHER!
Galeron: You can't blame me Tylious. I have a russian accent, reek of vodka, my greatest gift is a mini bar lacking customers, and I'm in a frozen plane.
Tylious: ...
==The Onslaught==
The Nervous Tank and his raid members continue on.
Tank: Guys, this is the way right?
Healer: Well duh, look it's a DOOR.
SSSEEP: I hear intruders outside. Shoot, what should I do?
SSSEEP: STOP! BEFORE I SHOOT YOU MERCILESS.
Healer: Well I don't really wanna be shot...
Tank: Why the hell did the LL guys put a Transformer in Old Polcro?
SSSEEP: What? I am not a transformer! Foul fool! DIE! HAAHDBAHDBAHSBAHSBHA!
Healer: Dude, he totally said the german word for crap right there.
Tank: Oh yes, well shouldn't I be up there.
Healer: Good idea, he's puffing flame out his... top exhaust pipe.
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