Jschlatt

Jason Alexander Schlatt (known more commonly by his screen name JShart) is a Mongolian-American scam artist and RedTube streamer. His top achievements include when he played Babysitting Mama on the Wii and when he singlehandedly dismembered 7 people with a swiss army knife in 1999.
== Appearance ==
JSquirt used to be a decent looking person, but after the Great Twinkie Overstock of 2003, he ate over 900000 twinkies causing him to gain extreme weight. He has not recovered from the binge eating.
== Personality ==
* Very unstable
* Will shoot when threatened
* Often makes impulse purchases for no reason (i.e. giant King Kong Balls statue)
* Dementia ridden (will forget how to breathe)
* Gay
* Chuckler
== Connections ==
=== Ted Nivison ===
Ted Nivison is another deranged psychopath from Blackfield Asylum. He met jay.i.am during the Twisted Metal tournament in which they formed an alliance. After winning the tournament, they escaped back to L.A. to film more 5 hour video essays on single episodes of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
=== Dark Adam ===
JablinskiGames met with Dark Adam personally to congratulate him on the overwhelming success of his movie. Dark Adam responded by repeatedly slamming Jpoop's head into car windows.
=== Human Joe ===
Jalvin & the Schlattmunks was tasked with the assassination of United States president Human Joe. However, he mistook the task and assassinated Queen Elizabeth II instead. He still to this day tries to convince people he had nothing to do with it.
== Quotes ==
* How's it goin', boys? My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
== Trivia ==
* Jscoop loves the song Buddy Holly by Weezer. Don't believe me? Just play it for him and find out!
* Please email Scloot a picture of the inside of your toilet bowl immediately
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