スイートフロートアパート (Sweet Float Apartment)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
約束するよ　スイートな日々を 	yakusoku suru yo suiito na hibi o 	We promise to you days of sweetness,
浮かび上がるくらい楽しい毎日を 	ukabiagaru kurai tanoshii mainichi o 	And a life that floats to the top with joy...
 	 	
101号室の内山くん 	101-goushitsu no Uchiyama-kun 	In Room 101 is Uchiyama,
優しい大人に勧められて〈脅されて〉 	yasashii otona ni odosarete 	Who's threatened advised by kind men
ベランダで育てているのは 	beranda de sodateteiru no wa 	And out on the veranda,
（まだ）法的に許されてるキノコ 	(mada) houteki ni yurusareteru kinoko 	He grows his (currently-still-)legal mushrooms
 	 	
102号室の北里くん 	102-goushitsu no Kitasato-kun 	In Room 102 is Kitasato,
種も仕掛けも未来もない 	tane mo shikake mo mirai mo nai 	Who has no tricks, sleights of hand, or future
マジックで消した貯金の 	majikku de keshita chokin no 	He disappeared his savings with magic,
戻し方がわからない 	modoshi kata ga wakaranai 	But doesn't know how to get them back
 	 	
103号室の森川さん 	103-goushitsu no Morikawa-san 	In Room 103 is Ms. Morikawa,
暴力・無職・もち米似の 	bouryoku mushoku mochikome-ni no 	And she likes a violent, jobless man,
ロイヤルストレートクズに 	roiyaru sutoreeto kuzu ni 	A royal straight sleazebag;
果汁の少ない初恋 	kajuu no sukunai hatsukoi 	It's a first love without much juice
 	 	
104号室の飯島さん 	104-goushitsu no Iijima-san 	In Room 104 is Ms. Iijima,
霊長類で一番モテるのに 	reichourui de ichiban moteru no ni 	Who's very popular among primates,
哺乳類アレルギーだから 	honyuurui arerugii dakara 	But she's allergic to mammals,
言い寄られるたび泡を吹くよ 	iiyorareru tabi awa o fuku yo 	So she foams at the moath when approached
 	 	
約束するよ　スイートな日々を 	yakusoku suru yo suiito na hibi o 	We promise to you days of sweetness,
浮かび上がるくらい楽しい毎日を 	ukabiagaru kurai tanoshii mainichi o 	And a life that floats to the top with joy
一緒に過ごそう　愉快な仲間と 	issho ni sugosou yukai na nakama to 	Let's spend our time together as good friends
ここは幸せになれる場所 	koko wa shiawase ni nareru basho 	This is where people are made happy!
 	 	
201号室の中本くん 	201-goushitsu no Nakamoto-kun 	In Room 201 is Nakamoto,
品行方正な好青年 	hinkouhousei na kou-seinen 	A very well-behaved young man
でも常識がバグっているから 	demo joushiki ga bagutteiru kara 	But his common sense must be glitchy,
仕事は象牙の密輸入 	shigoto wa zouge no mitsuyunyuu 	Because he works as an ivory smuggler
 	 	
202号室の村上くん 	202-goushitsu no Murakami-kun 	In Room 202 is Murakami,
ドMの範疇を凌駕する 	do-M no hanchuu o ryouga suru 	An expert in masochism
戸籍にＸをつけてもらう時が 	koseki ni batsu o tsukete morau toki ga 	When he gets Xes put on his family census,
一番興奮するんだって 	ichiban koufun surundatte 	That's when he's most invigorated
 	 	
203号室の竹原さん 	203-goushitsu no Takehara-san 	In Room 203 is Ms. Takehara,
かわいい柴犬を飼っている 	kawaii shibaken o katteiru 	Who keeps an adorable Shiba Inu
かわいがるのが楽しすぎて 	kawaigaru no ga tanoshisugite 	And she so enjoys fawning over him,
職と信頼と肝臓を失った 	shoku to shinrai to kanzou o ushinatta 	She's lost her job, all trust, and her liver
 	 	
204号室の高倉さん 	204-goushitsu no Takakura-san 	In Room 204 is Ms. Takakura,
初めて遊びに来る友達と 	hajimete asobi ni kuru tomodachi to 	Who's been waiting for a friend to come over
友達のためにとった寿司を 	tomodachi no tame ni totta sushi o 	And some sushi she ordered for them
もう30年も待っている 	mou sanjuu-nen mo matteiru 	For about 30 years now
 	 	
約束するよ　スイートな日々を 	yakusoku suru yo suiito na hibi o 	We promise to you days of sweetness,
浮かび上がるくらい楽しい毎日を 	ukabiagaru kurai tanoshii mainichi o 	And a life that floats to the top with joy
一緒に作ろう　楽しい仲間と 	issho ni tsukurou tanoshii nakama to 	Let's all work together with our best buds
ここは笑顔になれる場所 	koko wa egao ni nareru basho 	This is where smiles are put on people!
 	 	
内山くんちのキノコが突如繁殖して 	uchiyama-kunchi no kinoko ga totsujo hanshoku shite 	Uchiyama's mushrooms suddenly propogated,
住民みんなが意図しない絶頂にギン☆ギン 	juumin minna ga ito shinai zecchou ni gin-gin 	And all the residents were unintentionally affected
判断力と記憶中枢がトチ狂って 	handanryoku to kioku chuusuu ga tochi-kurutte 	Their judgement and memory went bonkers,
みんなの部屋が入れ替わったぞ！ 	minna no heya ga irekawatta zo! 	So everyone got their rooms mixed up!
 	 	
内山くんの部屋には誠実のハリボテ・中本くん 	uchiyama-kun no heya ni wa seijitsu no haribote Nakamoto-kun 	Uchiyama's room has Nakamoto with his flimsy ethics,
象牙より儲かるキノコに感激してラリラリ！ 	zouge yori moukaru kinoko ni kangeki shite rarirari! 	Enticed by the shrooms more profitable than ivory!
 	 	
中本くんの部屋には薄口初恋の森川さん 	nakamoto-kun no heya ni wa usukuchi hatsukoi no Morikawa-san 	Nakamoto's room has Ms. Morikawa, lukewarm first-lover,
真面目そうな彼に恋！幸せにしてくれそう！ 	majimesou na kare ni koi! Shiawase ni shite kuresou! 	Now loving the honest-ish youth! They're getting along!
 	 	
森川さんの部屋にはAM〈アルティメットマゾ〉の村上くん 	morikawa-san no heya ni wa arutimetto mazo no Murakami-kun 	Ms. Morikawa's room has ultimate masochist Murakami,
居座ってたクズ男に大切にしてもらってる！ 	isuwatteta kuzu-o ni daiji ni shite moratteru! 	Who's being treated well by the sleazebag still there!
 	 	
村上くんの部屋には空っぽの歳月・高倉さん 	murakami-kun no heya ni wa karappo no saigetsu Takakura-san 	Murakami's room has time-whiling Ms. Takakura,
放置される悦びに目覚めて大興奮！ 	houchi sareru yorokobi ni mesamete daikoufun! 	Who's at last awakened to the joy of being left be!
 	 	
高倉さんの部屋にはベスト霊長類・飯島さん 	takakura-san no heya ni wa besuto reichourui Iijima-san 	Ms. Takakura's room has primate fave Ms. Iijima,
この無縁仏で一生孤独でいれば泡吹かない！ 	kono muenbotoke de isshou kodoku de ireba awa fukanai! 	Who, living secluded and alone, will foam no more!
 	 	
飯島さんの部屋には柴犬をペロペロ竹原さん 	iijima-san no heya ni wa shibaken o peropero Takehara-san 	Ms. Iijima's room has Shiba-Inu-adoring Ms. Takehara,
哺乳類アレルギーがうつってペット離れできた！ 	honyuurui arerugii ga utsutte petto hanare dekita! 	Who picked up some allergies and parted from her pet!
 	 	
竹原さんの部屋には将来切断マジシャン・北里 	takehara-san no heya ni wa shourai setsudan majishan Kitasato	Ms. Takehara's room has dismal magician Kitasato,
もう犬の毛くらいしか食べるものがない！ 	mou inu no te kurai shika taberu mono ga nai! 	Who now has little left to eat but dog hair!
 	 	
北里以外　幸せになれたね 	kitasato igai shiawase ni nareta ne 	And so everyone but Kitasato became happy!
さあ続けましょう　楽しい毎日を 	saa tsudzukemashou tanoshii mainichi o 	So now, let these joyful days go on!
内山くんが今回のミスで 	uchuyama-kun ga konkai no misu de 	Because of Uchiyama's mistake,
組織に海外旅行させられたから 	soshiki ni kaigairyokou saserareta kara 	He's been sent on a vacation abroad...
101号室が空いてるよ 	101-goshitsu ga aiteru yo 	So Room 101 is open!
入居者募集中！ 	nyuukyosha boshuujuu! 	We're calling for tenants!
 	 	
楽しいアパート！ 	tanoshii apaato! 	Oh, what wonderful apartments!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
* VOCALOID from ニコニコ動画 ボカロ超特急 SUPER EXPRESS COMPILATION 03
* EXIT TUNES PRESENTS GUMissimo from Megpoid ― 10th ANNIVERSARY BEST ― (album)
==External Links==
*Ameblo
*piapro - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Niconicopedia
*UtaiteDB
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*vgperson - Romaji lyrics source
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