Incident Reports

Incident: A ride broke down. Everyone was understanding.
Incident: Some crazy man was running through the park. He was yelling, "IT'S CURSED!"
Incident: IT'S CURSED.
Incident: IT'S CURSED.
Incident: IT'S CURSED.
Incident: I had to call security on the crazy man; he kept on writing "IT'S CURSED."
Incident: I found some blood on a ride today. Someone probably got a bloody nose. We cleaned it up.
Incident: More blood on a seat.
Incident: A man came up to me and said, "That blood looked great." I kicked him out of the park.
Incident: IT'S CURSED.
Incident: Gas was coming through the ventilation holes of Tsara and Shelter. It turned out just to be steam.
Incident: The gas took someone's face off. Very nice sight.
Incident: Everyone stationed at Tsara went a little crazy today.
Incident: Panic is rising, people believe that the gas was infected with some sort of virus.
Incident: The south gate was breached, someone got in. We need a suggestion box also.
Incident: Those bodies are getting in the way. Any idea on where the janitor is?
Incident: Oh, I take it back. He is in the body pile.
Incident: The man who snuck in is nowhere to be found. Oh, and the new costume is acting a little weird.
Incident: I do not remember hearing about a new "mascot".
Incident: No one is moving and everyone is on the ground. However, I managed to move the bodies. Do I get a raise?
Incident: THIS MAN IS GOING CRAZY.
Incident: We found MORE blood on Tsara today. We need more security in order to fix this.
Incident: Someone on Tsara disappeared during a ride.
Incident: It's quiet and I decided to close the park.
Incident: Tons of bodies are on the floor with no face...
Incident: The work day here is done. I will be glad to come back tomorrow.
Category:Weird
Category:Micropasta