Ristar 5:The interwar years

== Plot ==
This story takes place before Ristar 4: Ristar 4 ever part 1. A short while before Ristar 4: Ristar 4 ever part 1 , Dark Ristar dropped a gaybomb on the earth destroying most of its landmarks and half the universe as well. After surviving the bomb Ristar must slowly traverse his way through the 7 remaining half of the destroyed universe planets trying to survive the gaydioactive waste and mutants of Dark Ristar's army. Unlike most Ristar games this one has more of a survival stealth theme mixed with platforming.
== Script ==
Ristar: (narrating) It's been 6 years since i defeated Barkley the corn demon, Dark Ristar escaped his crystal prison and has dropped his secret weapon, the Bombabomba mk2. On the earth exploding half the universe in a gay fallout destroying most planets but 7. In each of those planets is one on the anti-gayralds, luckily they protected the planets and Dark Ristar had no idea why, for he never really knew where i hid the Anti-gayralds after he found the 7 gayralds and pushed me really hard, it hurt my calf. Now it's my turn to destroy Dark Ristars dreams, to kill his family, if he's had one yet... he may not have i don't know. Either way time to shard like the old ways motherfricker.
(1 hour later)
Dark Ristar: Well well well if it isn't Ristar
Ristar: Indeed it is
Dark Ristar: You may have hidden the anti-gayralds but i'm close to controlling the universe Ristar you cannot beat me.
Ristar: Not if i have anything to say about it and i do, Im gonna..im... im gonna
Dark Ristar: No NO it can't possibly BE!
Ristar: Steve Jobs
Dark Ristar: NO YOU CANNOT SAY THoSe WordS, you YOU CIS GENDER WHITE MALE
Ristar: YOur anti-white male retoric has no affect on me Dark Ristar for i simply don't get offended
Dark Ristar: DArNIT
Ristar: (Shoots Dark Ristar with a laser fist) im done with your bullcrap Dark Ristar why are you doing this and for so many years? You did so many evil and wrong things You even gave me a cramp that one time by that hole and it hurt, just tell me why?
Dark Ristar: ... im pregnant Ristar
Ristar: What?
Dark Ristar: It's yours
Ristar: how?
Dark Ristar: You see when i was born i was pregnant but because im gay it takes 15 years longer to have one
Ristar: i knew that at least
Dark Ristar: either way i cannot have my child live in a non-gay universe, i cannot stand that, so i made sure he could live straight free...Except for you, you always ruined my plans and now i have the power and you cannot stop me this time, i'll leave you to your stupid devices straightstar.
Ristar: (walks away without saying goodbye)
Dark Ristar: (bleeds out of hands) oh no its almost time.
== After obtaining Anti-gayralds ==
Ristar: (walking into the dark star glaxia reactor) It's over Dark Ristar i now possess enough power to defeat you
Dark Ristar: (cramping) What is power? A miserable little pile of fake pride for fools like me or you. But enough talk have at YOU!
(3 hour long cutscene)
Ristar: It's over gaylord im to strong
Dark Ristar:(gagging) dammit Ristar you still underestimate my power.
(dark ristar transforms into darker ristar)
Ristar: tsk tsk tsk you forget what the anti-gayralds can do (uses anti-gayralds)
Dark Ristar: (becomes dark ristar) NO... you fool im in my third trimester and you do this to me...
Ristar: It's near time for you death Dark Ristar, your vulnurable now enough for me to finally end this little scuffle once. and. for .all (charges laser fist)
(slash sound is heard)
(ristar falls to the ground)
Ristar: but but... how who what?
Sonk Ristar: You're to slow
Dark Ristar: You wasted to much time Ristar... now you have fallen to my scheme
Ristar: grandpappy im sorry (dies)
Dark Ristar: muahaha yes now it's time to see what i can do about that stupid kanye.
(fade to dark, dark ristar that is.)
== Trivia ==
* This is known as the Ristar is pissed game for Ristars change in tone throughout the game being much angrier than past games.
* Ristarpg and all main characters in it do not get referenced or brought up despite the Ristar 5 taking place after it.
* Sunglasses Ristar can be found surfing on NeoCord if you wait long enough near the Plasma caves.
* Ristar will reference Feel when he's about to enter Dark Ristars room in his monologue.
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