Pilar went to Prison

(Scene begins with Nat waiting at a bus stop)
Nat: Pilar should be back from that Party soon.
Charlie: Yeah, it was a Party...Heh.
(Prison bus drives up and Charlie notices)
Charlie: Hey Nat, is that a Sea Turtle?
Nat: Where?
(Pilar comes out of Prison Bus and bus leaves)
Pilar: Hey Nat.
Nat: Hey Pilar? Why are you dressed as a Prisoner?
Pilar: Because..It was a...Costume Party.
Nat: You and Charlie are acting...Weird.
Pilar (In Thought): He cant find out about this. Hope Charlie kept this secret...
Pilar: Hey Nat...I gotta change my clothes and shave...see ya in a bit.
Nat: Surely Pilar couldn't have? Nah! He's too Good.
(Scene cuts to Pilar at home)
Pilar: I'm too Bad! If Nat learns about this, he might not want to be my friend anymore. Heck, one of his jobs is a Police Officer!
(Pilar looks at TV)
Pilar: Maybe I can erase this whole experience with some TV...
(Knocking is heard at door)
Nat: Hey Pilar. Just wondering, from the way you were acting nervous and your clothes yesterday, did you go to...Jail?
Pilar (In Thought): No, No, No, No...He Knows! But maybe it was a coincidence...No. No! NO!
Nat: Are you okay?
Pilar: YES I WENT TO JAIL YES I HAVE BEEN TO JAIL AND YES I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD!!!!
Nat: What?! HOW?
Pilar: I used to commit, some crimes before we met. And, I...Bought Tickets to that sold out movie from a guy who was a Cop in disguise, and when he saw my criminal record he noticed I escaped, so I had to make up that time.
Nat: So...My Best Friend...A Criminal?
Pilar: Yes. And I know your Cop is one of your jobs so, arrest me.
Nat: Dude. We all make mistakes, and you already did your share. No way I'm gonna arrest my best friend!
Pilar: Really?
Nat: Yeah! Plus, I stole a Candy Bar when I was a Teenager. Sentenced 2 days.
Pilar: Woah.
Nat: Fred has gone to Jail. Tom too. And Even, Charlie!
Pilar: That makes me feel better.
Nat: Plus, We've been Besties ever since we met.
(Flashback starts)
Nat: Harold, wait for me! Ahh!
(Nat runs into Pilar)
(Pilars nose starts to bleed)
Nat: Aw Geez. Sorry. Here, use this tissue. I'm always ready to lend a fin.
Pilar: Thanks.
(Nat and Pilar shake hands)
Pilar: I'm Pilar, what's your name?
(Flashback ends)
Pilar: Dang It. That Story gets me every Time.
Charlie (Panting): Did he find out?
Nat: Yeah but its OK. You went to jail too Charlie.
Charlie: Yeah! It was that time when we went to that island, and it's where we first met. And that Sponge was there and-
Pilar: Please don't do a flashback.
Charlie: OK.
(Susie walks in)
Susie: Oh, Pilar. I'm glad my friend is back. Things are never the same without you, oh no no no no no. I missed you whole bunch.
Pilar: I missed you too susie.
(Nat and Pilar Hug)
(Scene ends)
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