Items to Go

"Items to Go" is the fourth episode of At Home With Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan written by MarioFan65, It was released on April 1, 2021.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
*High-Tech Alarm
==Transcript==
(After eating breakfast and lunch, the gang are siting in the sofa of the living room, using their superpowers to burn down of their weight after eating a whole bunch of food earlier. The gang is chilling and relaxing during their free time.)
*Timon: Wow, i can never stuff up that sandwich.
*Pumbaa: We ate a lot.
*Pat: I wish i can eat more of the banana.
*Stan: Yummy fruit in my belly. Never getting rid of my liver.
*Timon: I wish i can eat again.
*Pumbaa: Come on Timon, we just ate.
*Timon: I didn't eat as many when i burst out for a song.
*Pat: Well that's too bad. You already got energy for your stomach.
*Timon: Like punching on a wall and breaking a ball? *throw a ball on the wall* Ha, classic throw. Never get old on lockdown.
*Pumbaa: Well that's too much. Why can't we go on vacation already?
*Pat: I'm getting tired of staying at home!
*Stan: Everybody calm down. We can figure out how to escape this trap.
*Timon: I feel like we're never getting out of here.
*Pat: Don't worry Timon. There's another way around to escape the trap.
*Timon: Like breaking through a hole underground?
*Pumbaa: We can't dig tunnels. The floor is trapped on it's own little thing.
*Pat: *hit the floor* Drat! I wish we were moles so we can dig our way out of this trap hole.
*Stan: If only Emily has a shovel, she'll dig through her way to break a hole and escape without lasers shooting at us.
*Timon: I'm not taking a risk to get myself shot from one of High-Tech's spy tricks.
*Pumbaa: Or, we can use a item to get out of the house, don't you think?
*Timon: Good idea Pumbaa. Any of you guys have a speciticular item to use to escape the house?
*Pat: Let's see? Weapons? Too risky.
*Stan: Check the closet in the room.
*Timon: I hope there's a little yo-yo in the closet.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan check the room to open the closet with clothes and bags)
*Pat: Ooh, i guess we didn't take everything for vacation.
*Stan: Look to all the bags with the secret item to get out of this trap hole.
*Timon: You keep every storage in the closet?
*Stan: We got a lot to find. So no worries during the search.
*Timon: There's like a lot to pick up!
*Pumbaa: Who left this yarn on the floor?
*Pat: Oh. This is our yarn to make clothing.
*Pumbaa: How do you make clothing?
*Pat: Aunt Martha used to teach us how to knit clothes when we were teenagers. I had fun fixing my clothes when they were torn with holes after few cuts.
*Stan: You always get new pairs of clothes after your old one get all rusty and wrinkle.
*Pat: I miss wearing my first favorite T-shirt as a two year old.
*Timon: Wait, there's a window! You guys didn't know that we have a exit out here?
*Pat: We have. But it's locked and we can't get out of there!
*Timon: Use the hammer to break and we'll break through the metal trap.
*Stan: But still, we'll be trapped as always. We need to focus on our own little way on escaping the house trap.
*Timon: There gotta be something to get us out. Why not call on the phone?
*Pat: A phone? Like a telephone used for work?
*Pumbaa: A cellphone! You guys mention it a lot every time we come here.
*Pat: Oh, a cellphone. Nowadays, the world use smartphones to call on people You probably would see a phone shaped as a I. *show his smartphone to the gang*
*Stan: That's a great example.
*Timon: Who do you wanna call?
*Pat: Uh, i know. That would be Emily.
*Stan: You're calling Emily, for what?
*Pat: Emily has like the smartest intelligence out of every animal in the neighborhood. I'm calling her to see how she can help us escape and shut down that alarm for trapping us like a prison cage. *call Emily on the smartphone*
*Stan: How is the phone call going?
*Pat: It's calling. It just take a few seconds to answer.
*Timon: You were suppose to answer right now.
*Pumbaa: Why does it keep making that ringing sound every time you call someone on the phone?
*Pat: That's how calling works. It make that sound when calling is pending for the answer to come.
*Stan: I'm amazed you're calling the right phone number that ends with 1742.
*Pat: Just like Professor Chi-Chi's phone number ending with 2533.
*Stan: Is she calling or what?
*Pat: I don't think she's answering.
*Phone Voice: I'm sorry. Your phone call has been changed to a automated voice messaging system. If you don't have the phone number, please call again anytime.
*Pat: Aw man, Emily is not answering.
*Stan: How are we going to get out of this house?
*Timon: Call Professor Chi-Chi. He's a genius on getting people out of their traps.
*Pat: Great idea. I bet i can get Professor Chi-Chi to help and get us out of this trap.
*Timon: As long it doesn't get doozy on the line.
*Pumbaa: Just take your time on the phone call.
*Pat: I bet Chi-Chi isn't sleeping or something when he miss out on one of those calls the other day when snoring to make a new blender.
(At Professor Chi-Chi's lab, Professor Chi-Chi is seen snoring on his desk as his phone started singing with "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls playing as his ringtone)
*Chi-Chi: *shock as he grab the phone from falling* What the hell man? Who is trying to call me when i'm in the middle of my nap?! *answer the phone* Hello? Answer quick before i hang up.
(Pat is seen calling Professor Chi-Chi in the living room with Timon, Pumbaa and Stan)
*Pat: Hi Chi-Chi, how your day going?
*Chi-Chi: Good and ruined. How about you?
*Pat: Uh....i got nothing to say.
*Chi-Chi: Wow, what kind of person who answer that in the morning? You completely ruined my afternoon nap! How dare you?!
*Pat: I'm sorry. We were trying to get help.
*Chi-Chi: Getting help for who? Aren't you suppose to be on vacation by then? How was your so-called Tropical Superior vacation?
*Pat: Uh, it's amazing. Stan, how can i put the phone on speaker?
*Stan: It's easy. Just press the speaker button right at your phone.
*Pat: I think i got it. *put the phone call on speaker* It's working. Now where were we. Stan, you go right ahead.
*Stan: Chi-Chi, we had so much fun with the slides.
*Timon: Pumbaa wanted the apple slices, but he got a whole lot of fruit salad instead.
*Pumbaa: It taste a lot of regular salad.
*Chi-Chi: Ha ha ha. I used to hate salad as a kid. Look at me now, the healthy rodent you ever seen.
*Pat: Yeah. He he he. There was a dance floor in the party plaza.
*Chi-Chi: That must be a dance club you're referring to.
*Pat: Hakuna Matata. Ha ha ha. What a wonderful phrase.
*Chi-Chi: I am seeing a pattern here.
*Stan: A pattern? We used to skit on clothes with Aunt Martha back when we were in our cousins' apartment. Ha ha ha.
*Timon: The best part about vacation is going to the waves. Ha ha ha.
*Chi-Chi: What the? Why are you laughing for?
*Pumbaa: We sat at the movie theater and change the whole movie ourselves, flash-forwarding to the part with the dance party ending. When i sat on the remote, i thought it was a chocolate brownie at first. *giggle*
*Chi-Chi: Okay. I don't even trust your schemes and your actions regarding your days.
*Pat: Like what? *cover his mouth* What did i say?
*Stan: I don't know what you're talking about.
*Chi-Chi: Answer me! Tell me the truth. Are you really on vacation or not?
*Pat: Uh.....yes? *laugh with his friends*
*Chi-Chi: D'oh! You guys still haven't gone vacation yet?! Why are you sitting on the sofa for the whole day? Stare at the blank TV and didn't do nothing?
*Timon: Okay Chi-Chi. We'll tell the truth. We're trapped.
*Chi-Chi: You're in prison?
*Pat: I'll tell the truth the right way. We're stuck in the house!
*Chi-Chi: Stuck in the house? Why are you stuck in the house for? You were sitting for one night. You should have left by now.
*Pumbaa: Everything is going under control. Not even the doors and windows are open.
*Timon: Every time you touch them, the lightning zap you right into your body.
*Chi-Chi: How did you get locked in? Did you forgot the password of the secret key lock?
*Stan: Okay, we'll the truth. It all started when we were preparing to go on vacation. I brought in a alarm that keep the house on control and everything in secure. Suddenly, we were suppose to get ready to go. Timon needed to go to the bathroom and then, Pat went to grab his banana. Both trip at each other close to the lasers and that's when we're all locked down all because of them!
*Chi-Chi: What?! You were locked the whole time?! Oh brother. What am i'm going to do with you?
*Pat: We want to go on vacation!!!
*Chi-Chi: Why did you buy a alarm that control everything and act like a magician just to lock down the doors, windows and garage like we're in some kind of prison for strong tuff animals.
*Timon: Chi-Chi, don't kill us. We're stuck inside. The keys are locked and the doors are locked.
*Pumbaa: How i am going to go to the bathroom to clean my little poopy?! *cries*
*Pat: Chi-Chi, do you believe us? Will you get us out of here? Promise to not tell the neighbors on us?
*Chi-Chi: You know what? Fine. I'll be stopping by to track down on your first door. See you in the decline. *end the phone call*
*Pat: *gulp* We're.....saved.
*Stan: Saved, my butt! Nice going Pat. I knew Chi-Chi was ready to tell the whole neighborhood on us and accuse us with lies!
*Pat: I knew he was going to come over when i forgot to tell Stuart to water the flowers while we're gone.
*Stan: You were suppose to set up everything before the actual day.
*Timon: Take me for example. I was told not to break down walls on the underground, but i didn't listen. I screw-up my own colony.
*Pumbaa: I was kicked out of my own group on the same day i met Timon.
*Timon: Time flies, huh?
*Pumbaa: What do we do now?
*Pat: I guess we'll just wait.
*Stan: I don't think he's not going to come. He knew all of our lies and now, he's going to tell on all of our friends and that's when the alarm is going to threaten on the whole neighborhood and make the army stop nearby to shoot missiles at us!
*Timon: It's not like the world is ending on a sneaky heist.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Intruder! Intruder! An intruder has entered the front door!
*Timon: Oh my! We're getting threaten!
*Pumbaa: The siren sound is on!
*Pat: Which means, we're having a intruder!
*Stan: Report to the computer! You know when a crime scene is going to come.
*Timon: I hope it's a life saver.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan walk upstairs to check on the cameras on the computer, only for Professor Chi-Chi to show up at the door)
*Timon: Where's the intruder? He better show his face or else.
*Pumbaa: Look, there's the rat!
*Pat: It's Professor Chi-Chi! Oh boy, we're saved at last. *singing* Da da da da da da daaaaaaaa-
*Stan: I knew Chi-Chi was going to show up without telling the neighbors on us.
*Timon: Good thing that we didn't go on vacation yet to find out the truth.
*Stan: Silly me. If we were on vacation by now, no one would know where was this alarm placed to keep control of everything.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* A stranger is heading by the door. Another theft is on the way to steal.
*Pat: No. Don't kill the rat. He's our friend.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Friend? You are the theft in here just like the rat heading this way.
*Stan: Don't call my friend a theft! He did his mistake only for us to get locked in.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I will never take it back from you. It is my job to keep control of everything, only for you four to show up and ruined my moment on locking down the house.
*Chi-Chi: *at the door outside* Open the door you morons! Let me see your faces!
*Timon: Oh no, Chi-Chi is here and he's real mad.
*Pat: Uh, Chi-Chi. You're suppose to knock. That's how visitors knock on the door before the owner open the door and let the visitor in like a guest.
*Stan: Pat, he can't hear you from here. We have to walk downstairs to open the door for him.
*Pat: But it's locked.
*Stan: Locked? Oh, you'll see about that. *walk downstairs*
*Pat: Where are you going?
*Timon: Come on.
*Pumbaa: Don't even think about opening the door. You'll get electrocuted like what happen to Pat.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* In a second or so, the boys will get electrocuted by the power of lightning.
(The gang walk downstairs to try on stopping Stan from opening the door to Professor Chi-Chi in the living room)
*Chi-Chi: *outside* Any day now boys. I better not see you laughing that you're playing a trick on me. Open up!
*Stan: Alright Chi-Chi, let me get this straight and over it. *try to open the door, but get electrocuted by the door knob*
*Timon: Oops. There he goes.
*Pumbaa: He didn't listen on what he's not suppose to do.
*Timon: That's why he got zapped.
*Chi-Chi: *outside* What's so funny? Are you pretending to get electrocuted?
*Stan: *dizzy* I'm zapped. Pinch like a bee sting.
*Chi-Chi: Are you going to open or what? The weather is hot out here. I'm dying here! Also, it's summer season.
*Timon: We need to figure out on opening the door. Pat, what should we do?
*Pat: Uh? Hack into the computer system.
*Timon: Something like that. Lights off. *make the alarm turn off the lights* Lights on. *make the alarm turn on the lights* Lights off. *make the alarm turn off the lights* Lights on. *make the alarm turn on the lights* Lights off. *make the alarm turn off the lights* Lights on. *make the alarm turn on the lights*
*Pumbaa: It's not working.
*Pat: Mr. Alarm, we need to get the door open for our neighbor!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* There is no access to open. I'm sorry. No one is getting out and no one from the neighborhood is getting in. That is all and final!
*Timon: Chi-Chi. I can't reach to the door knob.
*Chi-Chi: *outside* Ugh. How long was i'm waiting for? Pat, go open the door. Stop playing around and act like a man.
*Pat: Uh, we actually have the door unlocked the whole time.
*Chi-Chi: Oh really? It was unlocked the whole time that you should have gotten out of the house to go on vacation for yourselves?! What a bunch of hypocrites. I didn't knew you were gone, but you didn't pay attention to your time on when you have to leave.
*Pumbaa: We were sitting in the bathroom for the whole day because, our stomachs are not feeling well!
*Chi-Chi: How can you guys fit in the toilet in one toilet together in one bathroom? You guys were doing nothing?
*Stan: Just open the front door Chi-Chi. It's no big deal.
*Chi-Chi: I can't believe you. *try to open the door* It's locked. Stan! You are lying. Open the door this instance. I know you're trying to play a trick on me.
*Timon: Go around the house and open the backyard.
*Chi-Chi: *outside* It's locked. Everything in this house is locked! I'm a guest, not a owner.
*Timon: Well, we better do something about it. Everything is going under control since yesterday.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You have enter the wrong place. You have 'til the count of ten to leave or else, you get yourself a zapping beating.
*Chi-Chi: *outside* What is that voice? Was that your phone speaking on voice mode?
*Timon: No Chi-Chi. We're voice acting for a upcoming animated movie to perform in the theaters.
*Chi-Chi: *voice* I don't think that was your microphone.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Don't step back from the house? I'm going to tear you a new tail.
*Chi-Chi: Stop messing around boys. You're playing with that stupid alarm toy just to trick the strangers out.
*Pat: It wasn't a toy.
*Stan: You were right. It was a alarm all along that is controlling everything in one house.
*Chi-Chi: Turn that stupid alarm off and let me in!
*Timon: Actually, we can't. We'll be zapped by the electricity from one of the alarm's schemes. We really don't want to get you involved with all of this trapped situation.
*Pat: It will blow. Believe me.
*High-Tech Alarm: *control the cameras to shoot lasers at Chi-Chi*
*Chi-Chi: *run off the house* Ah! This house is a zombie! You were right! You are going to pay for this Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan! *run off to the lab*
*Timon: Yahoo! We did it!
*Pat: No! It's not okay. Now we're stuck in the house even more!
*Timon: Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
*Pat: I thought Chi-Chi was going to rescue us. We're still even more trapped.
*Stan: How are we going to get out of this house? I can't stay here any longer.
*Pumbaa: There's no way out.
*Stan: You know what? I'm calling the boss now!
*Timon: Stan, where you going?
*Stan: What do i look like i'm going? I'm going to shut down this alarm and free us like prisoners!
*Pat: You can't be serious about it.
*Pumbaa: How about you fix the system before we can get out of this house peacefully?
(The gang went upstairs as Stan use the cellphone to call on the High-Tech Alarm's company)
*Stan: My friends, i should have call the company hours ago. But this alarm should have broken off body parts for his core!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Show me your left arm.
*Stan: What? That's a simple answer. I hope the company that build you is going to shut down all the AI alarms, even yourself!
*High-Tech Alarm: *lock the cellphone's system from calling* Calling privileges have been locked for this lockdown. There is no phone calls at the moment until further notice.
*Stan: Ah! Not again.
*Pat: What? How are we going to call 911 to get us out? Call the police? Call the fire department and call the ambulance?
*Timon: Maybe the Wi-Fi is down. That's the problem.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You haven't taught about that just yet.
*Pumbaa: How do we get answers and phone calls?
*Stan: Grrrrrrr. *flip the keyboard* I'm done! That's it! I'm going to hang myself up the rope for suicide.
*Timon: Wait! We have the internet.
*Pat: Internet?!
*Stan: Ah, smart guy, Timon. I have hopes to get the heck out of this house once the rescuers come to save us all from this alarm.
*Pumbaa: *giggle* The internet got everything. We'll give them a call on camera and we're good to go.
*Timon: I wonder how i can close this app down?
*Pat: Spoiler alert! You can't close down the alarm's app. It's still up just for cameras to keep on control.
*Timon: Come on. It's just a app. *close down the app* See, you can close the app anytime you wish.
*Pat: Eureka.
*Timon: Ha! What a piece of cake. *see the app goes back up* Whaaa? How did the app open by itself? What did i click on wrong?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* The camera app will be staying and will not be deleted. App is locked for lockdown purposes.
*Timon: Say whaaa? Guess i'll have to keep the app open just to find help. *goes on the internet* Now where could i find departments and emergencies to call on? *find out that the internet isn't working on display* No internet? Come on! Give me a skinny break! I just started this program.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* There is no internet for a reason. No fun, no games, no internet!
*Timon: Grrrrrrr! I'm tired of this trap hole!
*Stan: Here's a hint. Let's unplug the alarm. That should do the trick.
*Timon: Ha ha. The first step of getting out. *unplug the alarm* Ha. We're good to go now. *the alarm turn on by itself, much to Timon's annoyance* Ahhhh!!! It's alive and cursed!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* The alarm isn't going anywhere. Unplug me back or else you're burned.
*Timon: Grrrrrr! *plug the alarm back* The company behind this alarm brought you a corrupted one. Why didn't they gave you the real one?
*Stan: That's what they gave me. All the alarms are like that Timon. I should have warned you guys earlier. I'm sorry.
*Pat: This is so like 2012 all over again.
*Timon: Turning off the computer should do the trick. *try to turn off the computer, but a virus is detected on the computer* What the grub?! You can't just give me a virus after turning off a system.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Warning! A virus has been detected. With no effect, please do not turn off this computer.
*Timon: Lies! Everything is a lie! Let me unplug the computer and see how it's goes. *unplug the computer, but the computer is still on* Ah! It's a cursed monster house!
*Pumbaa: I got a really bad feeling about this.
*Stan: This can't go on any longer.
*Timon: *plug the computer back off* Everything is a nightmare! Why can't i do something fun to get this over with!? *cries*
*High-Tech Alarm: *access the Wi-Fi* You know what? Free fun for you! Wi-Fi is accessed for now! Happy now meerkat?
*Timon: *stop crying* YES!!! I am right again!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Now stop crying like a baby and get on the computer all you like.
*Timon: *hop on the computer desk* Bingo wingo! Now with all the fun we can get, i'm going to go on AnimalTube to watch some cute lion cub videos. *get pushed by Pat* Hey! Come on! I was about to start this program.
*Pat: Ooh, there's the fashion shop!
*Stan: That's for girls. Let's go to GearLocker for some greatest shoes on the sport section.
*Pumbaa: Free songs! Let me play some Hakuna Matata!
*Timon: Guys! Stop what you're doing! We're trying to get out of this house as soon as possible!
*Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Oh.
*Timon: What? Did i say something wrong?
*Pumbaa: We just forgot about it. We're going to find a way to get out of this trap.
*Timon: Before calling the departments, let's go look up the clothes stores.
*Pat: Right at your service. *look up the clothes stores* Ooh, they're all cheap for $13.00.
*Stan: Not bad of a price.
*Timon: Why would you look like clothes for? You never wear clothes.
*Stan: I wore clothes based on Aunt Martha when she move here the other day when you guys weren't there.
*Pat: Remember the time when we freeze the whole world? We make fun of all of their faces like we're playing Gmod on Steam.
*Stan: It went downhill fast when everything went back to normal and we were frozen, just for the neighbors to make us dressed as girls.
*Timon: Dressed as girls. *laugh* Ha! Who dress up as girls? Like it doesn't exist. *laugh* Ha!
*Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? You actually dress in drag and do the hula when we were distracting the hyenas for Simba and Nala to reach to Pride Rock, right?
*Timon: Yes, i remember. It was a embarrassment from the past since making a skylight in the old colony.
*Stan: Are you being sarcastic?
*Timon: I'm not acting sarcastic.
*Pat: Why can't we just look for the rescue team to get us out of the house for safety?
*Stan: I got something better. Why not we call all the stores to give us items and try to get us out of here.
*Timon: Hey, you're right Stan. We can get the heck out of this house by calling all the stores and get us to safety.
*Pumbaa: But we gotta buy the items first before we can make our escape.
*Stan: Pumbaa is right. We can't leave without paying them a dime.
*Pat: Oh well. That's how buying works. The workers take your order and give it to you at the front door.
*Stan: We will try. It's our big moment to escape. We're going to work together as a team.
*Timon: Practice make teamwork.
*Stan: *use his smartphone to check out the stores* I got all the store apps and we can buy everything before money runs out.
*Pat: What if the money runs out, does it means we can't go on vacation?
*Stan: We have vacation money. This money we're using is for the job Professor Chi-Chi paid us every day.
*Timon: I owe you a penny.
*Pumbaa: It's all permanent.
*Pat: This is what we're gonna do and how it's going to work it out.
*Stan: Let's buy the whole store a load of items.
(The background song "I Got No Money" (Disco) by Parry Gripp plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan use the smartphone to look up the stores as Stan found a bunch of vases to buy online)
*Stan: Hey hey hey, this is our first buyout.
*Timon: It's just a set of vases.
*Stan: I hope we give them the order to go.
*Pumbaa: Once we buy it, the workers will bring the item to us.
*Pat: Just a few items to buy for the go.
*Stan: First one in the house. *press the buy button*
(At the FurnitureCo office, a bear manager look at the computer with a buyout request from Timon's gang)
*Bear Manager: Boys, this look like a job for you. They want a pack of vases.
*Monkey #1: We'll be on the go.
*Monkey #2: First delivery on the job.
(The FurnitureCo truck came with two monkeys delivering the boxes of vase and press the door bell)
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Two intruders are trying to sneak in.
*Timon: They're guests. Let them in.
*High-Tech Alarm: *control the cameras as weapons* Attention! You there! This is no home. This is a danger zone. I'm deporting you out of the private property right in this second.
*Monkey #1: Yo, is that a AI robot system on the door bell?
*Monkey #2: It's a camera. How can a camera talk by itself?
*High-Tech Alarm: *control the cameras by shooting the monkeys out with lasers*
*Timon: No! That was our first try!
*Stan: Don't worry, we'll try again.
(A chicken walk by the sidewalk as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan beg for the chicken to come here, but the chicken ignores. A truck from Great Buy came with two bears leaving out the two bikes as the alarm continue to scare them off with cameras shooting with lasers. Timon want to make a big TV, but Stan disagrees since the prince was expensive. Stan buy the cheaper price with a similar TV as the Max's Electronics truck came with crocodiles bringing in a TV, but are still chased by the camera's lasers controlled by the alarm. Out of every company the gang keep on buying, a rabbit, a pig, a lion, a elephant, a hippo and a tiger leave out boxes of chairs, video games, movies, CDs, plates, cups, video sets and car pieces on the ground, but are still chased by the camera's lasers controlled by the alarm, leaving Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan in stock as the animals return to their trucks to escape.)
*Timon: Ah! They're all leaving!
*Pumbaa: They leave every time when the house is going under control!
*Pat: No no no! We failed to try to escape from the house!
*Stan: That's it! I give up! I'm going to the living room to watch some TV!
*Timon: Stan, it's not over yet. We can't give up.
*Stan: I'm calling it a day.
*Pat: Stanley, let's just call the cops.
*Stan: You call the cops! I'm watching the TV.
*Pumbaa: Awkward.
(The background song ends as Stan sit down on the sofa and grab the remote for himself to watch some TV)
*Stan: After a long failure of trying to get out of the house, i wonder what's on ABC Network? *try to turn on the TV* What? No signal?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* This television is no use for entertainment. It is forbidden to this property and cannot be used in the lockdown.
*Stan: *throw a remote against the wall* D'oh! I quit! I quit, i quit, i quit.
*Timon: *show up with his friends* Stan, let's try again. These departments are our only hope left.
*Stan: I can't do it, i can't do it!
*Pumbaa: I don't know what we're gonna do sitting and staying on this house situation.
*Pat: My back is getting kinda itching and the air is weakening the temperature level. I can't breathe in here.
*Stan: Oh yes you can. This is the house. This is what we own.
*Pat: How are we going to pay our taxes when the cops come and try to kick us out.
*Stan: Suddenly, they'll turn off everything and we'll end up living under the bridge.
*Pat: I can't live under the bridge with the sinkin' garbage bags. I wanna be free!
*Timon: If you wanna be free, look at Professor Chi-Chi, celebrating and relaxing on his own wonderful life, even as a scientist.
(Earlier, Professor Chi-Chi return to the lab after a long escape from the High-Tech Alarm at Pat and Stan's house)
*Chi-Chi: Those stupid animals can't even live out a lesson. I think i'm gonna take a break for the day and watch some shooting stars in space. *look at the telescope, watching the stars* Hello baby, you are looking fine tonight. I bet you didn't drink some cosmic wave last night.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are in their house, furious after failing to get the delivery guys to come and rescue them from the High-Tech Alarm)
*Timon: I can't take it from here.
*Pumbaa: This make me furious, being stuck at home.
*Pat: We got items to go. Now they're all outside.
*Stan: It's full of boxes. *giggle* And now, i'm gonna scream after what we have done today!
*Everyone: *scream and bump each other out, crashing on the floor*
(The next morning, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan wake up after a big bump as their eyes are red after not taking a nap on the bed last night)
*Timon: *itch his head* What were we thinking?
*Pumbaa: Are the doors open yet?
*Pat: No. I wish we were free from the cages.
*Stan: The alarm is treating us like circus animals! I wanna go home!
*Pat: Stan, we are already home.
*Stan: You're right. I just need to have a talk with the alarm! Follow me!
*Timon: Ooh, that little baby machine is going to face his punishment.
(The neighbors look at all the boxes at Pat and Stan's house, unaware about the situation going on inside of the house)
*Emily: Whoa, Pat and Stan got boxes shipping to Madagascar.
*Lili: Where these loot boxes came from?
*Momo: *bounce around the boxes*
*Stephanie: It feel kinda strange that these two are on vacation with Timon and Pumbaa. Should we warn them that these items came from the store without an address?
*Stuart: Where is this coming from? FurnitureCo?
*Aunt Martha: *stop by her car to check on the boxes* Ooh, did Pat and Stan came back early with all of their rock and roll supplies?
*Chi-Chi: Hold it! This is not what you're thinking. Four of these animas have not left their home the whole time and look what these gamma gamma chameleons left outside!
*Stuart: Chi-Chi, they already went on vacation.
*Emily: We just met them two days ago before they left with the meerkat and warthog.
*Chi-Chi: No. They are inside. There is a evil alarm controlling everything in the house. I must stop them from using that toy alarm to trap on everything.
*Aunt Martha: Chi-Chi, i think you're making up one of your stories about my boys being trapped in their own house. They are already out for vacation.
*Chi-Chi: I don't believe you. They were fulling around all this time with a stupid alarm toy that allow them to act dumb and live in fear for all their life. What's next? Teaching the world about gravity when someone take the concept of gravity seriously?
*Aunt Martha: Chi-Chi, you're playing. Guys, the boys are not at home right now. Back to your places. *drive*
*Chi-Chi: Martha, they are still inside! Guys, come on. Why won't you believe me?
*Emily: Silly Chi-Chi.
*Stuart: We'll call it a day.
*Chi-Chi: Oh great. I'm going to call the army to find out about this investigation on the house.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan walk upstairs in the house to confront the High-Tech Alarm)
*Timon: Mr. Alarm, you are going to jail.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* How can a alarm go to jail? I'm a robot.
*Pat: I hope you get locked up with the prisoners like Brutox and secure the whole prison for the bad people forever.
*Pumbaa: Also, Pimon and Tumbaa would have been in the prison if it weren't for the evil meerkat attacks from last year. They would smash you up and crumb you into a scrap ball.
*Stan: You got anything to say before we shut you right down?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I'm afraid so. Society can be a life of crime. But it can be harmful in that way. I'm the keeper of everything in your house. No theft is welcome in this place. Ever!
*Stan: Remember yesterday when you access the Wi-Fi on us? Now i have the chance to call your boss and shut you down for good like they did to another alarm similar to yours in 2004 during a house lockdown.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Hold it. I may check on your personal bio and names. I'm going to scan all of you to see who you really are.
*Timon: You want to know who we are? You know us already from the start.
*High-Tech Alarm: *scan Timon* You are Timon Leslie Berkowitz. The bravest hero of the meerkat colony who was once a tunnel klutz.
*Timon: Since when i was given my middle and last name? Those were the nicknames given to my dad.
*High-Tech Alarm: *scan Pumbaa* You are Pumbaa Harold Smith. A member of a group of animals with the warthogs and farted in his poor little home.
*Pumbaa: Come on. That's embarrassing. I didn't know i was named Harold and Smith.
*High-Tech Alarm: *scan Pat* You are Pat Patrick. A happy-go lucky hippo with a heart in his hands and eat all the bananas in the fridge. His favorite song of all time is "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by The Tokens.
*Pat: Hey, i'm a happy-go lucky hippo. I was right!
*High-Tech Alarm: *scan Stan* Last, but not least, Stan Stanley. A suspicious dog with a sarcastic sense of humor that always finds himself on the receiving end of Pat's many practical jokes.
*Stan: Ha. You think i reach the end of Pat's so-called practical jokes? Wait 'til i make a joke on you.
*Timon: Who are you suppose to be? What brings you to this house?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Ah, i'm a little AI alarm to keep everything under control like Stan Stanley said. Question, you want to know what my backstory is like. Do you want me to hear about my little backstory?
*Timon: Huh? I didn't ask for a backstory.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You want to know my origins and the secrets behind the company with all the alarms they built, do you?
*Timon: Fine. But make it quick. We got nothing all day, but to clean ourselves after the stress from the last two days.
*Pat: What was your company like and what were they making in this little place?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* They were just making machines and alarms like me. You will pay attention and listen to the genesis of all the High-Tech Alarms the company built for years. It's going to shock you away and make you feel emotional.
*Timon: I wonder why.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* It started long ago before the computers and technologies...
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan feel suspicious about the High-Tech Alarm's origins, amid hearing the backstory upstairs next to the computer where the alarm is set up)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The title is a pun of the American furniture store chain Rooms To Go.
*This episode was released on April Fools Day 2021.
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Category:Fanfictions by MarioFan65
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