Surge Robot

Surge Robot is the result of a split in the R Worldline. During a sale in the middle of a heated summer in the fateful year of 2017, Gay Robot purchased two games. The Surge and NieR:Automata. He wound up gravitating toward the ladder and shelved the Surge and completely forgot it existed. This singular choice would inevitably lead to the creation of the Axis of Epic Gamers, a fateful meeting with fellow autists the likes of Weskerpawnch, Brandon, and Vice.
However, what would happen if Gay Robot chose to play Surge instead? During a long night of research, Gaybo and Wesker along with their Athenian slave found the answer. They discovered another worldline in which the only difference was that Gaybo played the Surge instead of NieR. This resulted in a drastic change of future events. He became known as Surge Robot and went to college to study neuroscience. He unironically works in an office, has a family, and does not constantly smell like his own sweat. He drinks Mountain Dew on the weekends, plays CoD, and is an expert in Surge lore.
He eats bugs and lives in a pod.
Horrified by this revelation, Gay Robot sealed all portals and burned any research documents pertaining to Surge Robot or the R Worldline. Deeming it the "darkest timeline" he declared it highly illegal to discuss these concepts anywhere on Ram Ranch. Punishable by up to 24 hours of constant BDSM.