月に戯言 (Tsuki ni Tawagoto)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
早送 り Remove 	hayaoku Remove 	Fast forward Remove
巻き戻 し System 	maki modo System 	Rewind System
こころEjectで 	kokoro Eject de 	Eject from your heart
仲直お り Retake 	nakane o Retake 	Reconciliation Retake
 	 	
遠くで崩れた　浮世はジェンガ。 	tooku de kuzureta ukiyo wa jenga. 	Toppled over in the distance, the fleeting world is Jenga.
頭はシャットダウン。 	atama wa shatto daun. 	My head shuts down.
 	 	
とりあえず帰る　見たくもないな。 	toriaezu kaeru mitaku mo nai na. 	I'm leaving for now, I don't even want to look at it.
とやかく言う気も　無いのだけれど。 	toyakaku iu ki mo nai no dakeredo. 	I don't want to say anything about it, but...
 	 	
何かにあてはめる。　ドヤ顔で全部、 	nanika ni atehameru. doyagao de zenbu, 	I'm going to apply it to something. All with a smug smile.
解った気でいた　ポピュリズム。 	wakatta ki de ita popyurizumu. 	Populism, which I thought I understood.
 	 	
拝啓 	haikei 	Dear Sir or Madam,
相違な総意がストーリーを持って、 	souina soui ga sutoorii o motte, 	A conflicting consensus has a story to tell.
十中八九トラップな結果。 	jucchuuhakku torappuna kekka. 	In nine cases out of ten, the result is a trap.
奇怪な機械で機会狙って、 	kikaina kikai de kikai neratte, 	I try to take my chances with a bizarre machine.
九割九分で外す自分を、 	kyuuwari kubu de hazusu jibun o, 	Ninety-nine percent of the time, I'll miss.
言うに事欠いて 	iu ni kotokaite 	That wasn't a very reassuring thing to say.
「ツイてないぜ」だってさ。 	"tsuitenaize" datte sa. 	"It's just not my lucky day" I say.
 	 	
草々不一 	sousou fuitsu 	Sincerely yours.草々不一 is a way to end a letter or other kind of informal message (with the nuance of "please excuse the brevity of this letter")
 	 	
早送リムーブ　巻き戻システム 	haya oku rimuubu maki modo shisutemu 	Fast forward removable rewind system
こころイジェクトDE　仲直リテイク 	kokoro ijekuto DE nakane riteiku 	Eject from your heart, reconciliation retake
遠くに聞こえる壊れたジェンダー。 	tooku ni kikoeru kowareta jendaa. 	Heard from far away, a broken gender.
頭はシャットダウン。 	atama wa shatto daun. 	My head is shut down.
 	 	
繰り返す 	kurikaesu 	Repeat it again,
コマ送リセット　先延ばシンクロ 	koma oku risetto saki nobeba shinkuro 	Frame feed reset, Procrastination Synchronization
あなたサディスト？　神頼ミステリ 	anata sadi suto? kami yoriyuki misuteri	Are you a sadist? A God-fearing Mystery.
 	 	
結果に至った愉快なファクター 	kekka ni itatta yukaina fakutaa 	The hilarious factor that led to the outcome
頭がシャットダウン。 	atama ga shatto daun. 	My head has shut down.
 	 	
（早送リムーブ　巻き戻システム） 	(haya oku rimuubu maki modo shisutemu) 	(Fast forward removable rewind system)
（こころイジェクトDE　仲直おリテイク） 	(kokoro ijekuto DE nakane o riteiku) 	(Eject from your heart, reconciliation retake)
 	 	
苦言を呈す　フリ装って 	kugen o teisu furi yosoutte 	Pretending to offer frank advice
どこぞのアイツが、わめいた夜に。 	dokozo no aitsu ga, wameita yoru ni. 	On a night when a guy from somewhere was ranting,
何にでも共感。　無理矢理押し売って 	nani demo kyoukan. muriyari oshi utte 	I sympathize with everything, I can't help myself.
総意を得た気で　ヒロイズム。 	soui o eta kide hiroizumu. 	Heroism, thinking you have the consensus.
 	 	
拝啓 	haikei 	Dear Sir or Madam,
相違な総意が[Sorry]を待って、 	souina soui ga [Sorry] o matte, 	A conflicting consensus awaits you [Sorry]
十中八九ブラックな結果。 	jucchuuhakku burakkuna kekka. 	In ten cases out of ten, the outcome is always black.
奇怪な機械で機会を待って、 	kikaina kikai de kikai o matte, 	You, who waits for an opportunity with a bizarre machine,
九割九分でコケるあなたは、 	kyuu wari kubu de kokeru anata wa, 	and mucks it up ninety-nine percent of the time.
言うに事欠いて 	iu ni kotokaite 	There's no nice way to say this,
「ツイてないぜ」だってさ。 	"tsuitenaize" datte sa. 	"It's just not your lucky day."
 	 	
草々不一 	sousou fuitsu 	Yours truly.
 	 	
早送リムーブ　巻き戻システム 	haya oku rimuubu maki modo shisutemu 	Fast forward removable rewind system
こころイジェクトで　仲直リテイク 	kokoro ijekuto de nakane riteiku 	Eject from your heart, reconciliation retake
望んで叩いて壊したエンター 	nozonde tataite kowashita entaa 	I wanted to press it, the enter key I had smashed.
頭はシャットダウン。 	atama wa shatto daun. 	My head shut down.
 	 	
繰り返す 	kurikaesu 	Repeat it again,
立ち回リセット　後回シンクロ 	tachimawa risetto atama shinkuro 	Standby Reset, Backwards Sync.
あなたマゾヒスト？　哀れミステイク 	anata mazohisuto? aware misuteiku 	Are you a masochist? A pathetic mistake.
涙を演じた愉快なアクター 	namida o enjita yukaina akutaa 	Really playing up the tears, a truly delightful actor
私がシャットダウン。 	watashi ga shatto daun. 	I shut down.
 	 	
振り返る。 	furikaeru. 	Turn around,
早送リムーブ　巻き戻システム 	haya oku rimuubu maki modo shisutemu 	Fast forward removable rewind system
こころイジェクトDE　仲直リテイク 	kokoro ijekuto DE nakane riteiku 	Eject from your heart, reconciliation retake
 	 	
遠くに聞こえる壊れたジェンダー。 	tooku ni kikoeru kowareta jendaa. 	Heard in the distance, a broken gender.
あなたはシャットダウン。 	anata wa shatto daun. 	You shut down.
 	 	
繰り返す。 	kurikaesu. 	Repeat it again,
コマ送リセット　先延ばシンクロ 	koma oku risetto saki nobeba shinkuro 	Frame feed reset, Procrastination Synchronization.
あなたサディスト。　神頼ミステリ 	anata sadisuto. kami yoriyuki misuteri 	You damn sadist. A God-fearing mystery.
 	 	
結果に至った愉快な僕ら 	kekka ni itatta yukaina bokura 	The result is that we, the merry people who came to an end
浮世でマイムレッツダンス 	ukiyo de maimurettsudansu 	in this floating world, mime Let's Dance.
 	 	
（早送リムーブ　巻き戻システム） 	(haya oku rimuubu maki modo shisutemu) 	(Fast forward removable rewind system)
（こころイジェクトで　仲直リテイク） 	(kokoro ijekuto de nakane riteiku) 	(Eject from your heart, reconciliation retake)
 	 	
ななななななな 	nanananananana 	Na na na na na na na...
 	 	
遠くで崩れた浮世はジェンガ。 	tooku de kuzureta ukiyo wa jenga. 	The floating world, that collapsed in the distance, is Jenga.
月に戯言をぽつり呟いた。 	tsuki ni tawagoto o potsuri tsubuyaita.	I muttered this nonsense to the moon.
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*サラダボウルコンピ (Salad Bowl Compilation) (album)
*有為転変 (Uitenpen) (album)
*V♥25 -Imagination-
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS 私とボカロのある日常 (EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Watashi to Vocalo no Aru Nichijou) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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