Drunk Floppa

Drunk Floppa (Michail Floppa) is a Flopshan type Caracal cat, always throwing parties and whenever you try to speak to him, you always hear "CYKA BLYAT!", not understanding his language until you take a misterious beverage from him, commonily said that it is alcoholic. Drunk Floppa Always has the money for multi penthouses, since he destroyed many in his hardcore parties. The drinks, the other stuff needed to get a party going. Many question, "how?" well, it wasn't simple.
==Early life==
In his early life, his father (unknuwu) always thought him how to be a true Flopshan, always being drunk, and learning the Flopshan language with simple phrases such as "CYKA BLYAT!". His father had Flopshan blood in him, and like other Flopshan caracals, they hang out in small groups dancing to hardbass 24/7. But Drunk Floppa's father, he was different. He was offered a billion Flopshan Rubles to give to the scientists the cure to cancer, since he somehow defeated cancer by drinking alot of vodka. But he couldn't just give the vodka bottles, so he had another idea. He wrote down in perfect english, the method he used to overcome cancer, the Flopshan way. Scientists tested his method, and it worked. He got the Flopshan Rubles he was offered, and used it on parties drinks and hoes. But Drunk Floppa, he was left alone in the Flopshan household with enough space to fit a bed into the living room, so he had to find another way himself for Michail to gain some money.
==Struggles with money==
While his dad was out partying 24/7, Drunk Floppa used the old fashion way to get money. He mow'ed other people's lawns for an aproximate of 75 Flopshan Rubles per hour, that means he earned 1 dollar per hour, but Drunk Floppa thought this was huge gains, so he spent most of his days mowing lawns day and night. Usually when Drunk Floppa is tired from this much work, he asks his dad for some money to get food and coffee to rest for a while then return to work.
Drunk Floppa has worked a total of 1460 hours total, meaning 2 months, he gained around 109500 Flopshan Rubles, you can say that Drunk Floppa was impressed, but he wanted more digits to his Bank Balance, so he went out for more ways. After Drunk Floppa researched, he gained some knowdlege that if he Mowed the lawn for an hour, Babysat for an hour, and walked dogs for another hour, that means he could gain 1000 Flopshan Ruble's per 3 hours, this was the ideal plan for Drunk Floppa, and he started working.
Drunk Floppa was very tired, he worked a whopping 3650 hours. Meaning that he gained 3650000 Flopshan Rubles. He was pretty happy about this meaning that he gained 3759500 Flopshan Rubles in total, for working 5 months. Meaning that he got a whopping 51171 Dollars. This time, he decided to go big now. But as he only realised that he was just 20 years old, he decided that his plan shall wait.
==Next Big Financial Move==
Drunk Floppa decided that with his 51k Dollars, He decided to become the Flopshan therapist in his town, Ulan-Flop. Though his building costed him 20k Dollars, he was at a good enough balance of money. His new buisness was a financial success, bringing customers in the thousands, this meant big bucks for Drunk Floppa.Drunk Floppa, from all of his Flopshan Therapy sessions, he has gained a total of 573203505 Flopshan Rubles. Drunk Floppa was ready, on the financial side, He had one more job going.
==One final meeting with ol' Papa==
Drunk Floppa, at the age of 30, went to his dad and ask him, for the true ultimate power, Flopshan Drunkness. His dad, being 70 years old, only having a bit of Flopshan drunkness in him, told him that the vodka, was in the fridge. However, that is no vodka, it is the vodka that transcends you into the true Flopshan Drunkness. Drunk Floppa accepting his fate, drank the whole bottle and passed out. Three hours later, he had achieved, true drunkness.
==Hardcore Partying==
Drunk Floppa takes on his dad's legacy, becoming the person getting the parties, and hoes. He can't belive from how little he went to now, having parties 24/7, with the most professional Dancers and the best DJ out there, DJ Floppa. His partying journey dosen't end here however, for how much he is alive, he will always party, the only exception is when he will retire.
==Famous Quotes==
Gummer is cool
"CYKA BLYAT!" - Drunk Floppa at one of his many parties, 2018
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