腐れ外道とチョコレゐト (Kusaregedou to Chocolate)

==Background==
This song was uploaded on January 10, 2011. The song gained popularity when a dance cover by Nyantaro Project was uploaded. It reached 1,000,000 views on January 13, 2013, making it into the Hall of Legend.
The lyrics tell of a girl who loves gossip, and doesn't care if it's real or fake. She starts the song by telling the listener that the teacher and a student from the next class over are doing some "immoral" acts. Later, she starts a rumor about a pop star everybody likes, and one about a famous scholar. She compares the gossip to chocolate because it's so addictive that everybody wants a piece once you open it. At the end of the song, she finds out how it feels to be on the other end (being gossiped about), claiming that "it's not to her taste".
==Lyrics==
Japanese (日本語歌詞) 	Romaji (ローマ字)
ここだけの話  	koko dake no hanashi
となりのクラスの先生と　同じクラスのAさんが  	tonari no kurasu no sensei to onnaji kurasu no A-san ga
マー いけないこと　インモラルだこと  	maa ikenai koto inmoraru da koto
噂のたまごが割れちゃって 	uwasa no tamago ga warechatte
 	
地下 奥深く　鎖に繋いだ　おかしな秘密が  	chika okufukaku kusari ni tsunaida okashina himitsu ga
渋谷の駅前で　丸裸のダンシング 	Shibuya no ekimae de maruhadaka no danshingu
 	
「仲間にいれてね」「話に混ぜてね」  	"nakama ni irete ne" "hanashi ni mazete ne"
先祖代々の伝言ゲーム  	senzo daidai no dengon geemu
流れ流されて健全に  	nagare nagasarete kenzen ni
Яやー　らりぱっぱら　ぱっぱっぱら！ 	yaa raripappara pappappara!
 	
みんな 唾液まみれの  	minna daeki-mamire no
ゴシップニュース にちゃにちゃ頬張ってんだ  	goshippu nyuusu nichanicha hoo hatten da
嗚咽がだんだんクセになり  	oetsu ga dandan kuse ni nari
腐れ外道に ほだされたり 	kusare gedou ni hodasaretari
 	
あることないことばっかの甘い甘いチョコを舐める　嗚呼  	aru koto nai koto bakka no amai amai choko o nameru aa
真偽しんぎはどうあれ 添加物だらけ 美味い餌をあげる  	shingi wa dou are tenkabutsu darake umai esa o ageru
綺麗ごとは嘘くさくて 下世話な蜜が真実でさ  	kireigoto wa usokusakute gesewa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
あなたもかい？　そりゃ私もそうだよ  	anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
安直だね 	anchoku da ne
 	
内緒のお話  	naisho no o-hanashi
今をときめくあのスターも　立派なあの大先生も  	ima o tokimeku ano sutaa mo rippa na ano daisensei mo
惚とぼけたふりの私たちも  	toboketa furi no watashitachi mo
Яやー　だんだんでぃだん　だんだんでぃだん！ 	ya dandandidan dandandidan!
 	
脳内は煮え立って  	nounai wa nietatte
私利私欲や　嫉妬が渦巻いてんだ  	shiri shiyoku ya shitto ga uzumaite'n da
カード切る場所を探したり  	kaado kiru basho o sagashitari
爆弾抱え微笑んだり 	bakudan kakae hohoendari
 	
銀紙の中身暴けば　わかりやすく人は群れる　嗚呼  	gingami no nakami abakeba wakariyasuku hito wa mureru aa
その裏こっそり　誰かが黒い雨を降らすのでしょう  	sono ura kossori dareka ga kuroi ame o furasu no deshou
数多あまたのニーズに応えて　利害の一致を売るだけさ  	amata no niizu ni kotaete rigai no icchi o uru dake sa
あなたもかい？　そりゃ私もそうだよ 	anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
 	
例えばあの○○○○の○○○○○が  	tatoeba ano XXXX no XXXXX ga
実は○○○○っていうこと  	jitsu wa XXXX tte iu koto
それはもう○○○○で　○○○が　  	sore wa mou XXXX de XXX ga
○○○○○！！ 	
 	
虫食い跡の残骸に　あなたならば何を埋める？  	mushikuiato no zangai ni anata naraba nani o umeru?
やましさに生えたしっぽを特別掴ませてあげる  	yamashisa ni haeta shippo o tokubetsu tsukamasete ageru
見えちゃうソレは見ないけど  	miechau SORE wa minai kedo mienai ARE wa mitai no desu
なぞなぞです その答えは何でしょう 	nazonazo desu sono kotae wa nan deshou?
 	
「わかんない！」 	"wakannai!"
 	
あることないことばっかの甘い甘いチョコを舐める　嗚呼  	aru koto nai koto bakka no amai amai choko o nameru aa
真偽（しんぎ）はどうあれ 添加物だらけ 美味い餌をあげる  	shingi wa dou are tenkabutsu darake umai esa o ageru
銀紙の中身暴けば　わかりやすく人は群れる　嗚呼  	gingami no nakami abakeba wakariyasuku hito wa mureru aa
その裏こっそり　誰かが黒い雨を降らすのでしょう 	sono ura kossori dareka ga kuroi ame o furasu no deshou
綺麗ごとは嘘くさくて 下世話な蜜が真実でさ  	kirei-goto wa usokusakute gesewa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
あなたもかい？　そりゃ私もそうだよ 	anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
 	
なんか嫌やだね 	nanka iya da ne
==Derivatives==
==Other media appearances==
===Discography===
This song was featured in the following albums:
* Manga
* Obscure Questions
* 祭りだヘイカモン (Matsuri Da Hey Come On)
* Comic and Cosmic
This song was featured in the following compilation albums: 
* Vocalonation
* VOCALO DANCE
* Hatsune Miku 5th Birthday Best ～impacts～
=== Video Games ===
This song was featured in the following video games:
*GROOVE COASTER WAI WAI PARTY!!!!
*CHUNITHM STAR PLUS
*maimai DX / maimai deluxe
*O.N.G.E.K.I
*SOUND VOLTEX BOOTH
*DanceDanceRevolution A
*DanceDanceRevolution A20
*jubeat plus / jubeat plus (Android) (EXIT TUNES pack)
*REFLEC BEAT plus (EXIT TUNES PACK vol.2)
*Pop'n rhythmin (EXIT TUNES Pack 1)
*
==Gallery==
Games - Project SEKAI - 腐れ外道とチョコレゐト.png|Music jacket featured in Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku.
==External links==
===Official===
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:Japanese songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku
Category:Video game songs
Category:Mobile game songs