Misery

misery is a ranged item in item asylum. It fires a variety of random objects.
== Functionality ==
Upon use, misery will fire one of the following objects at roughly 75 studs per second:
* A bottle of Bloxiade, which plays a drinking sound if it hits someone
* A block of grass, which plays an earthen impact sound if it hits someone
* A bathtub
* A bar of soap
* A showerhead, which plays a clank sound if it hits someoone
* A toothbrush
* A "sun", which plays a low thump sound if it hits someone
* A job application, which plays a paper crinkling sound if it hits someone
* "Papa" from HorseFolder's Mugman web series, which plays a thump sound if it hits someone
* A wawa cat, which "meows" if it hits someone
*Port-orant, which plays a thump sound if it hits someone
* A stenciled state of Missouri, which plays the "Oh, the misery" line if it hits someone
All projectiles only affect one enemy at a time, dealing 25 damage and ragdolling them. Any subsequent enemies hit by the projectile will not be affected. It has a cooldown of roughly 3 seconds.
== Tips ==
* Use misery to momentarily stun a player to escape to cover. The ragdoll does not last long enough for the user to move in with their melee.
* You can follow the beat of this item to time your throws.
** The beats however allows opponents to know your next throw.
* If in a melee fight, quickly swap to misery when it is ready to get in some extra damage and stun the opponent. The ragdoll can also help with melee weapons with slow windup, or to get the upper hand in a duel.
* Because each projectile has different hitboxes, some objects, such as the sun, are much more effective at long range.
* misery's long cooldown is punishing if missed. Be cautious against opponents with faster ranged weapons, like kentucky or canadian riot.
== Gallery ==
File:Usage of Misery.gif|Using misery.
File:1..webp|Bloxiade.
File:2..webp|Grass.
File:3..png|Bathtub.
File:4..png|Soap.
File:5.png|Showerhead.
File:6.png|Toothbrush.
File:7.webp|Sun.
File:8.png|Job Application.
File:9.png|"Papa".
File:10.png|Wawa cat.
File:11.png|Port-orant.
File:12.png|A stenciled state of Missouri.
=== Origin ===
File:Wawa.png|The wawa cat edited to not have ears. This image is usually associated with the song Enemy because of memes.
File:Papa.png|Papa from the Mugman web series.
=== Miscellaneous ===
File:FunnyMiseryBug.png|A screenshot of the misery bug.
Oh its the misery.gif|misery in use during April Fools 2023.
Xjavy stole my girl.png|A crop of misery.
== Audio ==
Sound 	SFX	Description
Use1
/Missouri hit 	 	Plays in sequence each time you use it.
Use2 	 	Plays in sequence each time you use it.
Use3 	 	Plays in sequence each time you use it.
Use4 	 	Plays in sequence each time you use it.
Bloxiade hit 	 	
Bathtub, Toothbrush hit 	 	
Soap, Port-orant, Papa hit	 	
Shower head hit 	 	
Wawa cat hit 	 	
Sun hit 	 	
Grass hit 	 	
Job application hit 	 	
== Trivia ==
* When fired, misery plays the opening note of "Enemy" by Imagine Dragons.
** The sound samples are split up by verse. All four verses will be played in order, even if the item is stored inbetween uses.
** misery's cooldown label will always synchronize with the current verse of the song.
* misery firing the state of Missouri is a play on words, as "misery" is a homonym of "Missouri".
* At one point, there was a bug with misery that allowed it to be as fired as fast as the player could click.
** During the 2023 April Fools update and 2024 April Fools Update, misery's cooldown was decreased as a callback to this bug.
== Changes ==
*v1.8.4
** misery's cooldown is no longer audio-based and is now a set length, preventing its cooldown from being altered with dataminer.
* v1.5.6
** Reverted v1.5.5 changes.
* v1.5.5
** Reverted v1.2.2 changes.
* v1.2.2 
** Reverted v1.2.1 changes.
* v1.2.1
** Removed cooldown.
* v0.8.1
** Added misery.
Category:Items
Category:Ranged Items
Category:Inflicts ragdoll
Category:Based on media