Homer 1

Behold, Paradise that man has searched for for an eternity, but only few can ever discover for themselves.
Every mission, every card, every outfit and vehicle, utter perfection crafted by the gods themselves. Every second in Homer 1 gives all who enter an indescribable feeling unknowable by mortal bodies. Few have ever discovered this glorious land for themselves, and have experienced this utter bliss that mankind was given the holy privilege to see. One of those people was Liquidwifi.
In 20??, Kingdom Hearts streamer LiquidWifi searched for new lands to PB, and maybe even WR in. Across is many travels, he stumbled upon the entrance to the holiest of holy lands, the land of the funny underwear man and his funny pink car. Homer 1. However, despite it welcoming him with open arms, he hated seeing Homer 1 again and again wanted to explore the lands outside of Homer 1. Yet choke after choke left him stranded in Paradise. Over time, his stream chat grew to LOVE Homer 1, and gave it the reverence it deserves, demanding point redeems to worship Homer 1 (which Liquid mostly removed now Sadge) and playing Homer's Day, the Hymn of the Homer 1 believers in Mediashare.
Nowadays, Liquid says Homer 1 "sucks" and still wants to escape it by any means possible. But the chat knows the truth, and knows that whenever cutscene skip fails (KEKW) or baby van goes crazy (KEKW) or boat jump doesn't work (actually kinda Sadge), we know that Homer 1 will be waiting for us, always. Homr