Hotel Transylvania/Transcript

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(The episode starts with The Wiggles logo above these 4 characters in the show. Until, Greg is singing the song: Get Ready To Wiggle plays in the background, it shows their names appear in the opening sequence.) Greg: (singing offscreen.) Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da Ba! We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your fingers high in the sky We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your ears and wiggle your eyes We're ready to wiggle, wiggle your hair and wiggle your nose We're ready to wiggle, wiggle all ten toes, wiggle all ten toes Whoo! (A pop-up purple star with green outlined transition to the Wiggles & their kids are marching along, while going to invite a birthday party for Dorothy.) Greg: (singing) Marching along Singing a song Ring-a-ring-rong Bing-a-bing-bong... We're on our way to Dorothy the Dinosaur's birthday party. (with others.) Yeah! (himself to the viewers to come along.) You can come too. (singing) Marching along Singing a song... (It translates to the song: Dorothy's Birthday Party. A scene where Dorothy is very excited about her birthday party with all of their friends to play some games & lots of fun stuff at the party.) Dorothy: It's my party, and you're all invited. (She giggles.) Greg: (singing) Well, you know about Dorothy the Dinosaur (Dorothy giggles.) Greg: (singing) But now I'll tell you some more About what happened at the party For Dorothy the Dinosaur Dorothy: That's me! Greg: (singing) It happened on the third of November When Dorothy was turning five Dorothy and all The Wiggles' friends Were in the garden doing the jive (with the other Wiggles singing.) It was a dinosaur birthday party Everybody's playing party games A romp-bomp-a-chomp through the roses we stomped The garden will never be the same Greg: (singing) There was Captain Feathersword the pirate Doing his pirate dance Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! (He laughs.) Greg: (singing) Henry the Octopus was there Wearing his eight legged pants Henry: Whoa! (He laughs.) Greg: (singing) There was Wags the Dog, barking away Doing his party tricks Wags: Woof! Woof, woof, woof! Greg: (singing) Henry's Underwater Big Band were there Playing their greatest hits Henry: (laughs.) Wiggles: (singing) It was a dinosaur birthday party (Dorothy giggles.) Wiggles: (singing) Everybody's playing party games A romp-bomp-a-chomp through the roses we stomped The garden will never be the same Wiggles: (singing) It was a dinosaur birthday party Dorothy: It's my party! Wiggles: (singing) Everybody's playing party games A romp-bomp-a-chomp through the roses we stomped The garden will never be the same (Dorothy giggles.) (Numbers transition to Kaz the Cat. A scene where The Wiggles are singing a song about the coolest cat ever.) Wiggles: (singing offscreen.) Who is the coolest cat in the land? Carolyn: (singing offscreen.) I know the coolest cat in the land. Wiggles: (singing offscreen.) Who is the coolest cat in the land? Carolyn: (singing offscreen.) Hey, everybody, it's Kaz the Cat. (Kaz meows.) (It cuts to the segment called "Who Ate the Cheese?" A scene where Carolyn asked Kaz & Max have eaten all the cheese.) Kaz: Mmm-hmm, delicious! Max, that was lovely cheese. Max: I agreed, Kaz. As cheese goes, that was a beauty! Carolyn: Kaz the Cat, Max Mouse, did you eat all of the grated cheese for my lunchtime omelette? Kaz: Chow me out, Carolyn! Oh, we couldn't have finished the cheese. It must have been that Benjamin Bird. Max: Yes! Absolutely! We just had a little nibble. Carolyn: Hmm, that's funny. I didn't think birds like to eat cheese. Benjamin: Greetings, tweet heart. Did you miss me? I've been out my uncle Barry Bird's place all morning. Anything happening? Carolyn: Oh, not much. Tell me, Benji. Do birds like eating cheese? (Flowers transition to the Wigglehouse. While, Greg is the singing part for Get Ready To Wiggle.) Greg: (singing offscreen.) Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-ba-da Whoo! (Until, it fades to Anthony is sitting in a bean bag chair. Beside him is another chair, but it appears that no one else is in it.) Anthony: (He laughs.) Oh, yes. I agree, Morty. You know how much fun it can be. (He laughs.) (Murray's door opens and out steps Murray in his pyjamas, looking really tired.) Murray: (He is sleepy.) Anthony, what are you doing up so early in the morning? (He yawns.) Can you turn that music down? It's really loud. (He yawns again.) Anthony: Sorry, Murray. Morty turned it up. (He is turning to empty bean bag chair.) Morty, I told you not to turn the music up. Sorry, Murray. Sorry. Morty loves loud music. (He is turning the music volume down a bit.) Murray: (He's confused.) Morty? Who's Morty? (Murray goes back into his room. Then, Anthony picks up a ball and starts dribbling it.) Anthony: And he... shoots! But he can't get around Morty the Giant Turtle! (He laughs.) (Greg's door opens and out steps Greg in his pyjamas, holding a book of Bedtime Stories, looking really really tired.) Greg: (He's sleepily.) Anthony, it's not even breakfast time yet, and (He yawns.) you're playing basketball? Anthony: Oh, um, we're sorry to disturb you, Greg. It's just that Morty loves an early-morning game, and he's got such a great jump shot! Greg: (He is so confused.) Morty? Who's Morty? (Greg goes back into his room. Then, Anthony starts laughing really loudly.) Anthony: (He's laughing.) You're such a funny turtle. That's a funny joke. (He laughs.) (Jeff's door opens and out steps Jeff in his pyjamas, holding an alarm clock, looking really really really tired.) Jeff: (He's sleepily.) I don't mean to be rude, Anthony, but I do need my sleep. (He yawns.) I mean, you have the loudest laugh. Can you keep it down a bit? Anthony: Whoops! Sorry, Jeff. It's just that Morty here told me the funniest joke. (He laughs.) Jeff: (He's confused, then he yawns.) Morty? Who's Morty? (Jeff goes back into his room. Meanwhile, Anthony grabs a pot and spoon and begins to bang on it.) Anthony: Come on, Morty. Let's start skipping. (He laughs.) Oh, Morty, turn around so I can play on your shell. (He waves the spoon through the air.) Great. Now, keep skipping, Morty. (Jeff, Greg and Murray, alarmed by the noise, jump out of their rooms, facing Anthony.) Come on, guys. Join in. Morty doesn't mind. Do you, Morty? Come on. Greg: (He holds up his hand like a crossing guard.) Stop! Anthony, this is silly. It's too early in the morning. Jeff: I'll probably have to take naps all day now. Anthony: (He's feeling guilty.) Oh, I'm sorry. What's that? (He turns to Morty, who nods up and down.) Morty's sorry too. Murray: Anthony, who is Morty? Anthony: Morty? My friend, of course. I mean, you can't miss him. I'd never seen such a giant turtle till Morty popped in. Jeff: Turtle? I must be tired. (He blubbers.) I can't see... Murray: (He interrupts.) Anthony, there's no... Anthony: (He interrupts.) Anyway, we're sorry. We won't make any more noise. Greg: (He turns toward the kitchen, Then, he is getting an unexpected surprise.) Anthony! What happened here? Paul Field: (offscreen, until the trivia appears on the screen.) Who made the mess in the kitchen? Was it Anthony or was it Morty? Or was Anthony playing a trick on all of us? Greg: (Murray & Jeff joined him.) It's a mess! Anthony: Oh, don't worry, Greg. Morty made some toast but he promised to clean it up later. (He goes back into the living room. Meanwhile, Greg, Murray and Jeff gather in the kitchen.) Greg: Hmm. I think Anthony's invented this friend of his. I can't see a giant turtle. (He turns to camera.) Can you? He seems to be using his friend as an excuse for all the noise he's been making. Murray: Maybe he's trying to trick us! Jeff: Hmm. Let's see. (with Greg, Murray enter the living room with Anthony. He sits in the bean bag chair next to Anthony.) So, Anthony. What does Morty look like? Anthony: Oh, you should know, Jeff. You're sitting on him! (Jeff jumps out of the bean bag chair while the other Wiggles laugh.) Murray: (He jumps toward the camera.) Hey, I know. I'll pretend I can see Morty. That should trick Anthony. (He nods to other Wiggles and grabs a glass of orange juice.) Hey, Morty. Did you have enough toast? Would you like some orange juice? (He starts to pour the juice into the empty chair.) Anthony: (He alarmed.) Don't! Murray: (He laughs.) Aha! So, what's wrong, Anthony? Isn't Morty thirsty? Anthony: Well, yes, but... Greg, Jeff & Murray: But what? Anthony: But turtles don't drink orange juice. They drink water! And Morty's had enough. Haven't you, Morty? Come on. (He gets up and walk to his bedroom door. The other Wiggles start to realize that Morty really is there.) Greg: Hmm. Maybe he isn't just trying to trick us. Murray: Do you think perhaps he has an imaginary friend? Greg: Could be. Anthony: (offscreen.) You're the funniest turtle! (He laughs offscreen.) Jeff: What should we do? Greg: I don't know. Maybe he'll just get over it. Dorothy: (She enters waving to Jeff, Greg & Murray.) Hi, Wiggles. Greg, Jeff & Murray: Hi, Dorothy. Dorothy: (to Anthony.) Isn't it a beautiful day, Anthony? Anthony: It sure is. Dorothy: (to Morty.) Hi. How are you, Morty? Jeff: (to camera.) Huh? Greg: (to camera.) Huh? Murray: (to camera.) Huh? (to Dorothy.) Dorothy, can you see Morty? Dorothy: No, but he's a friend of Anthony's. Greg: But how can he be? He's not even there. Dorothy: Well, Anthony says he is. Jeff: (to camera.) Huh? Greg: (to camera.) Huh? Murray: (to camera.) Huh? Anthony: (He comes over to the others, looking excited.) Hey guys! Would you mind...? Well, I don't know how to ask this, but would it be okay if Morty played at the next Wiggles concert? He's a great singer! Greg: (to camera.) I think this has gone far enough. (to Anthony.) Anthony, we can't have Morty performing at the next Wiggles concert because no-one can see him. Anthony: You can't see him? (He laughs.) You can't miss him! He's this big. (He reaches his arms all the way out.) Greg: No, I didn't mean it that way. I mean... We can't see him. You're the only one who can see him. Anthony: Oh. So he can't sing and dance at the show? Greg: Well, I didn't say that he can't. It's just... Anthony: (He interrupts.) So he can? Oh, thank you, Greg. Thank you, guys. (He skips to his bedroom.) Come on, Morty. Let's go practice a few dance steps. (He closes his bedroom door. Until, he is offscreen entering his room.) Come in, Morty, and shut the door behind you. There's lots of work to be done. (Morty opens the door, goes in Anthony's bedroom, and closes the door.) Jeff: (to camera.) Huh? Greg: (to camera.) Huh? Murray: (to camera.) Huh? (3D block shapes transition to the song: Ponies. A scene where Jeff is wearing a smock, while painting a beautiful picture.) Jeff: Hi! I've been to visit Farmer Brown's farm. There were lots of great things on the farm. I've done a painting of one of them. (He's showing a picture to the camera.) Do you like it? It's a pony. (A scene transitions to these are in their pony costumes & farmer brown. While, The Wiggles are playing their instruments.) Greg: (singing) Watching the ponies galloping home Their tails in the air going swish, swish, swish Their hooves are making... (clip clop sounds.) As they ride home to Farmer Brown. (Instrumental break.) Greg: (singing) Watching the ponies galloping home Their tails in the air going swish, swish, swish Their hooves are making... (clip clop sounds.) As they ride home to Farmer Brown. (Stars transition to the Henry the Octopus. While, Greg is the singing part for Henry the Octopus.) Greg: (singing offscreen.) Henry the Octopus Lives down in the deep blue sea Henry the Octopus He's a friend to you and me. Henry: Hi, everybody. Or as we say in octopus language, "Breebop!" (It cuts to the segment called "The Octomobile!" A scene where Henry who waves to the camera saying hello.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) It was a lovely morning in the ocean. The water was cool, clear and blue. The very first thing Henry did each morning was to travel around in his Octomobile and say hello to everyone. (A scene fades to Henry meets Jacques the Shark.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Henry saw Jacques the Shark, who was looking after his seaweed crop. Jacques: Hello, Henry... Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) ..said Jacques. Henry noticed how much the seaweed had grown. Henry: Your seaweed crop is looking lovely. It will make a lovely soup. Jacques: Thanks, Henry. I'm very proud of my seaweed. It's real cool. By the way, Henry, your Octomobile looks very smart. Henry: Thanks, Jacques. My Octomobile looks smart because it goes to my underwater school. (He laughs.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) It was time to keep moving, and so Henry waved goodbye to Jacques. Henry: See you in the sea, Jacques... Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) ..laughed Henry. Jacques: Yeah, see you in the sea, Henry. (A scene slide to the left side transition to Henry meets Joey the Crab.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Next, Henry saw his friend Joey. Joey was drumming. Henry tried to get his attention, but the drums were too loud. Henry: Joey! Joey...! Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) ..called Henry. But it was no good. The drumming was too loud for Joey to hear anything. Henry called once again just as he stopped drumming. Henry: Joey! Joey! Joey: Hi, Henry. Why are you shouting? Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Henry laughed and kept driving to see what other friends he could see. (A scene fades to Henry heard someone crying.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) A short time later, he could hear the sound of someone crying. (Little fish crying offscreen.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) A little fish swam over to Henry and cried. Little Fish: Can you help me, Henry? My school of fish was swimming and I stopped to look at some pretty coral. My teacher told me to keep up with her, but I stayed too long, and now my class has gone without me. What should I do? Henry: It's alright, Little Fish. Your teacher will come back to where she last saw you. If we wait by the coral, she'll find you. I'll wait with you until she comes. Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) The little fish was so glad Henry was there that she stopped crying and asked... Little Fish: How long will it be before my teacher comes back? Henry: Oh, it will only be a little... "whale." (He and the little fish laugh at the joke.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Henry and the little fish laughed. Henry: Why don't we play a game while we wait for your teacher to return? Little Fish: Oh, yes, a game would be wonderful. What can we play? Henry: We can play I-spy. It's a game where I say a letter and you have to tell me something near you starting with that letter. I'll start. I spy with my little eye something beginning with... .."C". Little Fish: Um, I think I know. Is it Catfish over there? Henry: No, but that was a good guess. Uh, what else is around here that starts with "C"? Little Fish: I know, I know! I spy with my little eye... coral! Henry: That's right, Little Fish. You are very smart. Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Just then, Little Fish's teacher returned. (Mrs Fin appears.) Mrs Fin: Oh, Little Fish, I'm so glad I've found you. You were very smart to wait here. Thank you, Henry. Henry: That's alright, Mrs Fin. I've got an idea. Why don't you and the little fish come to the Underwater Big Band practice with me? It's a celebration. The lost little fish has been found! (A scene folds outward transition to show Henry and the fish with the Underwater Big Band practicing.) Greg: (He narrates offscreen.) Henry's Underwater Big Band all gathered around and played their music. Little Fish was no longer sad. She was very happy now. She would always know that her friend Henry the Octopus was there to help little fish like herself. (It cuts to Captain Feathersword's Pirate Show. A scene where Captain Feathersword introduces himself with his buddy, Wags singing a song.) Captain Feathersword: (singing) Ahoy there, me hearties, you're all welcome here! All: (singing offscreen.) It's Captain Feathersword's Pirate Show! (It cuts to the segment called "Teaching Tricks". A scene shows a penguin statue and garden gnome talking in fast, high-pitched speeches acting as an audience while Wags the Dog does some magic and circus tricks outside his doghouse which includes pulling out a bouquet of flowers, swinging a hula hoop around his arm, and the pull out of a hat trick, using his bone as a magic wand and waving it around a magic hat. He pulls out what looks like a banana peel as Captain Feathersword arrives.) Captain Feathersword: (offscreen.) Ahoy there, Wags, me hearty! (He appears riding a unicycle.) How d'you be? What's our adventure to... (He loses control and rides the wrong way,) TODAY?! (He crashes offscreen.) Wags: (He facepalms due to Captain's misfortune.) Captain Feathersword: (He coughs and dusts himself off as he gets back up and walks back to Wags' doghouse while groans.) Even the best of us make mistakes occasionally. What do they say? (He thinks for a moment.) Fall off your bike, get right back on. Hoo-hoo-hoo! (He tries to get back on the unicycle, but is unsuccessful.) Right back on. (He tries again, but fails and his hat falls off his head. Wags laughs.) Right... Right back on. (He put his hat back on his head and tries once more but is unsuccessful.)Wags: (He is laughing at Captain's attempts.) Captain Feathersword: Yes. Years of practice, it takes. (He sets the unicycle down.) You're a dog, Wags. You should learn a few tricks. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wags: (He is covering his eyes in embarrassment.) Captain Feathersword: Oh, there's no need to be embarrassed, my canine friend. You're in the hands of an expert! (He stretches his arms out and he smiles.) Now, I'll teach you a few basic doggie tricks, and by tonight, everyone will be yapping about you. Let's start with something easy. Um, sit, Wags. Wags: (He is pondering something, and then, looks at Captain again.) Captain Feathersword: Oh, come on, Wags. Sit! Wags: (He throws his arms up in exasperation, and barks as he walks over to a lawn chair.) Captain Feathersword: (offscreen.) Oh, no, no, no, no. No, not like that. Wags: (He sits down in the lawn chair like a normal person, and crosses his arms.) Captain Feathersword: Like this! (He gets on his knees, and pants like a dog to demonstrate.) See? It's easy! Hoo-hoo hoo! Now, um, let's try... (He spots a stick lying on the ground.) Oh... oh, fetch. (He grabs the stick.) Fetch, Wags. (He tosses the stick to the other side of the yard, and Wags doesn't budge.) Like this. (He crawls to the other side of the yard like a dog.) Wags: (He shakes his head, and mumbles. Then, the Captain comes back with the stick in his mouth like a dog, and Wags takes it.) Captain Feathersword: There! And you can bark as you go. (He crawls away again, while barking like a dog.) Wags: (He grumbles while shaking his head, and then, he facepalms. Captain comes back with another stick, and Wags takes it while reading a book with glasses on.) Captain Feathersword: Fun, isn't it? Wags: (He tosses the stick to the other end of the yard. Captain barks when he goes after it and comes back with it again.) Captain Feathersword: Yes, fun indeed. I think you've got the hang of that. Now, um, how about roll over? I'll show you. Roll over, Wags! (He rolls over like a dog, kicks his legs in the air and he chuckles.) There. Easy, isn't it? (Wags walks over to his table and grabs his hula hoop.) Now, let's see them all together. (Wags swing the hula hoop around his arm.) First sit. (He sits like a dog.) Then, um, fetch. (He tosses the stick to the other end of the yard and chases after it again.) Wags: (He picks up Captain's unicycle and walks offscreen as Captain comes back.) Captain Feathersword: Then roll over. (He rolls over and laughs.) There you go. Learn these few basic doggie tricks and who knows? Maybe some day you might master the unicycle. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (He looks around for Wags.) Wags? Wags: (He is riding the unicycle.) Captain Feathersword: Wags, my boy. (He gets up off the ground and looks around some more.) Oh. He probably went off to practice. Perhaps he's embarrassed. It does take a lot of practice, though. Wags: (He is doing a head stand on the seat of the unicycle.) (Shot cuts to a scene where Captain Feathersword is doing a wonderful dance for Henry.) Anthony: Captain?! Murray: Captain?! Greg: Captain?! Jeff: Captain?! Anthony: What are you up to? Captain Feathersword: Oh, I'm doing a dance that Henry the Octopus showed me. Murray: Hey, maybe we could try it, too. Captain Feathersword: Ooh, yes! (They were all doing that dance to do it for Henry.) Jeff: Not having much luck. Captain Feathersword: Well, maybe you should ask Henry to show you himself. He's just over there. Wiggles: (They're giving their thumbs up, before they leave to Henry.) Great idea, Captain! Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho-ho! See ya! (A scene fades to the song: Henry's Dance.) Henry: Come and have a dance with me, Henry the Octopus. Greg: (singing) Henry, The Octopus, The Octopus, The Octopus (back voice) A very special friend, to me. Henry, The Octopus, The Octopus, The Octopus (back voice) Henry: I have a great dance, for you to see. Greg: (singing) Well, tell us now, Henry, what we all should do Tell us now, Henry, we want to dance like you. Henry: Clap your hands, above your head, And you sway, from side to side Start to pump, up and down, Now let's spin, around and round. Greg: (singing) Henry, The Octopus, The Octopus, The Octopus (back voice) A very special friend, to me. Henry, The Octopus, The Octopus, The Octopus (back voice) Henry: I have a great dance, for you to see. Greg: (singing) Well, tell us now, Henry, what we all should do Tell us now, Henry, we want to dance like you. Henry: Clap your hands, above your head, And you sway, from side to side Start to pump, up and down, Now let's spin, around and round. Greg: (singing) Henry, The Octopus, The Octopus, The Octopus (back voice) A very special friend, to me. Henry, The Octopus, The Octopus, The Octopus (back voice) Henry: Thank you all for dancing, with me Thank you all for dancing, with me Thank you all for dancing, with ME! (Paw prints transition to the end credits, which shows Dorothy at a sand castle on the beach and The Wiggles dance their way to the shore, and they play the caution game, where they try to stay away from the incoming waves. Dorothy gets up to join The Wiggles and Wags enters the scene, and grabs a pail and shovel and runs past The Wiggles and Dorothy, and they soon give chase to Wags with Captain Feathersword and Henry not far behind them as. Dorothy actually stays behind to finish her sand castle and The Wiggles race past Officer Beaples as during The Chase (Instrumental) track is playing in the background. The Wiggles and their friends run around a large building on the beach, and then in another part of the beach where seagulls are now flying and they climb up some stairs, and run past an overlook, and Dorothy is now with them, and she waves to the camera as she chases after the others. Then, it translates to Emma Ryan painting a picture. Then, the paintbrush splats to The Wiggles Logo appears on the screen. Then, it fades to black.)