05. What Have The Freeholders Done?

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Written on 18-4-2018 by The Crosshare
Inspired by Monty Python - The Life of Bwian
Secret meeting somewhere below Montréal.
*rabble rabble rabble*
Leader 1: Order! Order! We've—
*rabble*
Leader 1 points the gavel at people. "I'm warning you."
Leader 1: Right, as i said, we've gathered here today to talk about the threat we call "The Freeholders"—
*RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!*
Leader 1: Alright alright! Yes we all know that the Freeholders… *lifts a brow at the people* —that The Freeholders are a horrible bunch of folks. Running around, causing trouble, starting fires…
Leader 2: And blowing up elevators.
Leader 1: Yes! Blowing up elevators! Just a terrible group of anarchistic rapscallions who care not for safety of anyone.
Person 1: They're vegetables?
Leader 1: What?
Person 1: You said they're scallions. Isn't that like a vegetable?
Leader 1: RAP-scallions! Not some bloody onions!
Person 1: Oooh right…the artistic type.
Leader 1: No! Not some artis—
Leader 2: Well except Sophia.
Leader 1: What…?
Leader 2: That Sophia lady. She's artistic.
Leader 1: Yea…b….shut up! LOOK! They're a danger to this city and the people and they must be stopped! They've terrorised our city, hurt people and i ask you, what have those damn freeholders ever done to us?
Person 1 lifts a hand: The dragon.
Leader 1: …what?
Person 1: The dragon.
Leader 1: Alright yes, they did handle that dragon.
Person 2: The rocket?
Leader 2: Ooh yes, the rocket, they're really working hard on solving that one.
*agreements and nods from the people*
Leader 1: Alright i do agree, the dragon and the rocket are the two things that they have done—
Person 3: And the parties.
Leader 1: Well ofcourse, Lady Sophias parties go without saying, but apart from the dragon, the rocket and Lady Sophias parties…
People talking among themselves: The vampires….better relations with the garou…those pharma fellas…
Leader 1: Yeah yeah alright alright…they have…
Person 3: And they saved Zistor.
Leader 1: He's part of the Freeholders!
Leader 2: Well it is safer to walk around at night for the fae.
*rabble and agreement*
Leader 1: Alright but APART from the dragon, the rocket, Lady sophias parties, the vampires, the garou, the pharma guys and some protection…WHAT have they ever done for us?!
*silence*
Person 1 lifts hand: Poutine.
Leader 1: They DID NOT invent fucking POUTINE!
Person 1: …they could have.
END!
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