Jude the Sentient Munchkin

Jude the sentient Munchkin, (Jyyde thi sinteint myynchken in Doovish) is a very strange creature. He lives on 'weird hill in the middle of nowhere', and eats clouds and the occasional Stygian Bleeg.
When he was born, he immediately ate a cow (who was a hybrid of Io the Cow and Hathor the Cow Goddess), and was banished from the middle of somewhere, and exiled to the middle of nowhere, where he made his home.
He currently attends BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY school for strange beings of apocalyptic significance and makes life miserable for everyone.
He has been offered to become head on the Cloud-Eating department so will soon leave BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY for that job. Everyone who wishes him the best of luck, GET AWAY FROM THIS WIKI!!
NEVER COME BACK!  
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Do you wish him the best of luck?
No
Yes
DOOM!
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