Out with the Joe, in with the New

"Out with the Joe, in with the New" is the eighth episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, the episode was first aired on 18th February 2022, on Current.
===Synopsis===
Joe moves out of the mansion, and starts to make certain changes to their lifestyle thanks to their very specific diet.
===Transcript===
[The episode starts with Joe, with notably wider hips, longer hair in a ponytail, and wearing a crop-top with a plaid skirt underneath, outside of a moving truck with Adam, who is lifting boxes for him.]
Joe: [higher pitched voice] You know, I'm really grateful for you taking the time out of your busy life at bloons to help me move all this stuff out of the mansion, Adam.
Adam: Oh, no worries. Anything for a good friend like you... Joe?
Joe: [contemplates for a second] Joe is fine, for short.
Adam: Hey, why are you movin’ out that mansion anyways? Can’t afford the rent?
Joe: Nah, I never paid for it in the first place. It’s just that it had too many bad vibes in there, considering all the shame I had hidden in me that I just threw all up in that place. Now that it’s been vomited, all I gotta do is mop it up - by starting a new life [pointing to the town around them] and a new me [pointing to their newly-grown breasts]. Plus, I can be closer to the Burger King down the road.
Adam: Yeah, I noticed you’ve been going to that place recently. What’s in those burgers that’s got you coming back there so often?
Joe: I don’t know, Adam, it’s just something that gives me such a rush in those burgers. And the best part is: something small about me changes every time I go there, so I can never be a regular customer.
Adam: Yeah, speaking of that… sorry if this is an awkward topic but how's life as a woman turning out for you?
Joe: Well, I get some stares sometimes, you know, from people confused that a girl can have an ass as thicc as her beard hairs, and shoulders as broad as her wardrobe, but most people have stopped even recognising me as Joe. It just feels great to live like deep down, I’ve always wanted to live, and escape that big, husky shell that I’ve been lugging around since God knows how long. 
Adam: I’m glad to hear you’re back on your feet.
Joe: But enough about me. How’s your life in bloons?
Adam: Well, it’s hit-and-miss.
[Cut to Adam with a bunch of similarly vampiric party-goers in a nightclub within a neon-coloured Las Vegas-esque city. All the party-goers, including some familiar faces like the Box Productions warehouse boss, Ray’s former cameraman, and Joe’s former slaves, as well as some special guests like CrazySponge and inexplicably, Adam Sandler, are surrounding Adam and drunkenly singing to a loud, bass-heavy EDM remix of a vulgar pop song.]
Party-goers: [singing badly] I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time…
[Cut back to Joe and Adam, now on the bench outside Joe’s new house, which has a plaque placed onto it that reads, in a fancy font amidst pink flowery backgrounds: “A Home of New Beginnings”. Adam is smoking a joint.]
Joe: You know one thing I am glad about, though?
Adam: Mm-hmm?
Joe: That that reverend isn’t here. I don’t think he’d be pleased about the whole Josephine thing.
Adam: [slightly offended] Mm, I think you’ll find that he was actually quite a tolerating guy. Quite progressive for a guy of his occupation.
Joe: Oh, really?
Adam: Yeah! He was really accepting.
[Cut to Heaven, where the reverend is running frantically out of the Pearly Gates, to confront God.]
Reverend: YOU LET MUSICIANS IN THERE?!
[The episode ends.]
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