Level 41-45 missions

===Hazmat Hassle===
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 	Morgan, we have an issue. It'll take time to properly analyze the chemicals, and I don't think that keeping them in Perkins's footlocker is a good idea.
 	No? I was going to have him just carry them around, but it seemed like he might hurt other people.
 	I could draw up plans for a containment facility. It'll have thick walls, security codes - everything you could need! We could store this stuff without much danger to anyone.
 	Zoey, making something that SAVES lives... I could get used to this!
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 	Ta-da! One Chemical Storage Facility!
 	For such a huge building, it sure doesn't store much...
 	I needed to use most of the space for triple-reinforced concrete walls! The stuff ate right through the double-reinforced walls I tried first.
 	And we're storing it right in the middle of our outpost.Awesome.
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 	Why don't we just shave with chainsaws?
===Suit Up===
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 	Well, I've started on my analysis of the chemicals, but it's slow going. I'll need more samples. I'm still shocked that the Rebels would stoop this low.
 	Speaking of the Rebels, looks like they're snooping around that same region we found 'em in earlier.
 	Sounds like we can kill two birds with one stone. The Rebels should have at least a little more of this stuff.
 	Hold on! You're not facing those monsters without protection this time!
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 	These should make sure we're safe from the Rebels' chemical attacks. Relatively speaking, anyway.
 	Shouldn't we start full scale production of Hazmat Suits?
 	Are you kidding? Do you know how much that'd cost? It'll be cheaper to just treat our injured at the Hospital.
 	Economics is the ugliest Science of all.
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 	Math is a merciless mistress.
===Gas Buildup===
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 	All suited up? Good. Now, we should return as soon as possible once we find more samples. Fresh is good!
 	Since when does Floyd have authority over us?
 	Hey, if YOU want to be in charge of the incredibly lethal chemicals, be my guest.
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 	So, I've been able to work out the origins of the chemicals. They're organic, which means they have to be grown, not mixed, and only under very controlled conditions.
 	So, if we take out the lab where they're brewing this stuff, we can cut it off at the source! That'll teach those inhuman monsters a thing or two about trying to fight us with poison!
 	Well, that's the thing. I did some digging and it seems pretty clear that the source is, uh... it's us. The Empire had a skunk works bio lab somewhere in the southwest working on this stuff.
 	Oh. Uh... Well. Hmm.
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 	AWK-ward...
===A Place of Their Own===
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 	Morgan, if I'm going to be working with these chemicals, I'll need a separate facility to examine and process them.
 	Say no more. If we ever want to start using these chemical weapons ourselves, we'll need someplace designed to handle them anyway.
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 	What's wrong? Doesn't this meet all your specifications?
 	Yes, but what's that you said before about USING the chemical weapons? I thought I was just researching a way to counter them!
 	Floyd, we're at war.Not the fun, low key Look-At-Those-Silly-Rebels war. We're fighting to survive. NOT using the chemicals puts us at a huge disadvantage against the Rebels.You and I don't have the luxury of doing the right thing. We need to keep our people alive.
 	Yes, but...!Damn it, that's pretty compelling.
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 	Now we are all sons of bitches.
===Chemical Warfare===
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 	Hey LT, do ya got a sec? With all the Rebels around, I... I feel like I'm goin' a little crazy. I keep thinking about them going to Cariston and destroying everything... everyone... I've gotta do SOMETHING!
 	Well, there might be something you can do. Do you think you might be wracked by ethical questions and doubts about the morality of using terrible agents of death against fellow human beings?
 	Nope!
 	That's my girl! So we have all these lethal chemicals we've stolen from the Rebels, and I think it's high time we give them a taste of their own toxic medicine. Any ideas?
 	Hmmm. While I was down at the Barracks, they were trainin' Flame Troopers. I bet I could rig up somethin' like that, but for sprayin' poison instead.
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 	Interesting getup you've created there.
 	I used old fire extinguishers and borrowed some pesticide sprayers from the Farm. It uses the same idea as our flamethrowers. Only instead of hot flaming death, it deals out gassy, choking death! Pretty cool, huh?
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 	The farmers ain't gettin' their sprayers back.
===Trial Run===
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 	You know, Morgan, now that we have Chem Troopers, we should test them under actual battle conditions...
 	Sure. The Rebels will probably return to that chemical weapons lab. We know the general region it must be in. If we intercept them somewhere along the way...
 	Exactly. We can give them a taste of their own medicine!
 	Did Floyd tell you that stuff is medicine? Because it's not.
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 	Woo! It's sure different when this stuff is on OUR side. Those Rebels hardly knew what hit 'em!
 	Your delight is both understandable and slightly frightening, Ramsey. At any rate, the Chem Troopers have proven their worth.
 	Definitely. I'm thinking of training Perkins in gas handling and dispersal.
 	Seriously? You'd trust *Perkins* with chemical weapons? Are you sure you didn't inhale some of that gas, Ramsey?
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 	Perkins just needs a little extra help is all.
===Running Through the Sprinklers===
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 	Hey, LT, I'm still kinda nervous about the Rebels, but they gave me an idea. We can probably use these chemical weapons to protect our home, here.
 	You have my attention.
 	I was watchin' Yaro, Taro, and Daro play in our sprinkler system, and I thought, why not rig up somethin' like that to spray poison gas when it notices bad guys?
 	Watching children at play made you want to set up sprinklers that will disperse deadly chemical weapons in the middle of our outpost?
 	More or less?
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 	I'm a little uncertain about this...
 	Oh, don't worry, LT! You'll be happy with the Chem Sprinklers when the Rebels attack! Just don't jostle the spray nozzles... or trip the sensors... or light a match nearby...
 	I have to tell you, my confidence is not increasing here.
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 	Hey, what are these metal hose things...?
===Small Packages===
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 	Wow, it's amazing how unstable this chemical stuff is. One wrong move, and you'd die a really HORRIBLE, NASTY death! It's so cool!
 	Um... Yeah. Cool.I just wish we didn't have to spray it all over the place...
 	Oh, I've been thinkin' about that. What about grenades? Then we can throw the poison really far, an' we won't have to worry about the wind or nothin'!
 	Hmm, grenades... Could work! Just... make sure the pins are in securely, all right?
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 	All done!
 	Why are they so colorful?
 	Oh, the kids wanted to help, so I let them decorate after I finished.
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 	They're like the best Easter eggs ever!
===Good Things===
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 	OK, Ramsey, these grenades are lighter than the plain-old explodey ones; y'all should probably teach the troops how to throw 'em right...
 	The Empire mandates realistic training scenarios! And there's nothing more realistic than gassing real Rebels!
 	I feel like I should be slightly disturbed by your recent attitude, Ramsey. Huh. Have fun, boys!
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 	The Rebels are getting meaner. I think they're angry we're interfering with their chemical salvaging operation.
 	All the more reason to keep on harassing them, then. I just wish WE knew where that hidden chemical lab was...
 	We could use it - those Bio Grenadiers kicked ass out there!
 	Sure did... Hey, let me have one of those grenades. My wine cellar has a bit of an ant problem.
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 	Hey! I didn't spend all that time making bug bombs!
===Better Dying Through Chemicals===
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 	Morgan, we need to talk.
 	Yeah, you're probably right. Your attitude is becoming...
 	We need to go on the offensive. Drive the Rebels back towards the south, away from us, AND from the Imperial lab - wherever it is.
 	Oh, you just wanted to talk about the Rebels again. Yeah, go ahead and shoot 'em or whatever.
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 	So, while I was watching the battles from a safe distance, upwind, I was thinking about the ethics of warfare.
 	Uh… yeah?
 	Basically, I've decided that if someone wants to kill me and everyone I know, I don't care if they get poisoned.
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 	Moral relativism!
===Tanks for the Memories===
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 	Having deadly weapons of mass destruction is good, but you know what's better? Deadly weapons of mass destruction ON TANKS!
 	Now you're talkin'!I've been workin' up a design based on the Flame Tanks that can spray poison like - everywhere - without putting the driver in much danger!
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 	Finished! Whew! That's a fine lookin' piece of machinery if I ever saw one!
 	Let me guess, Ramsey: you want to test it out.
 	Damn straight!
 	Well, don't worry; I'm sure the Rebels won't be giving up their... OUR chemical weapons that easily.
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 	Bring 'em on!
===Chemical Reaction===
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 	You look pale, Perkins. What's the matter? Floyd looking for "volunteers" again?
 	No, sir! It's Rebels! They're everywhere! Literally everywhere, all over the frontier! It looks like they're hauling the chemicals away as fast as they can.
 	Morgan, I have an idea: we kill two birds with one stone again. We follow them to the lab. Then we pounce, and kick their butts so hard they'll realize that using it is more trouble than it's worth.
 	Man, your plans sure are murder-heavy.Still, it's a good idea. Go forth and slaughter, Sergeant.
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 	That must be it! An Imperial lab, all the way out here...
 	An Imperial lab full of chemicals that could kill us all if we look at them funny. I'm bringing Floyd in; I have a feeling we'll need him.
 	Better hurry. There are still Rebels in that lab, and I can't guarantee they'll still be here when you get back.
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 	Ramsey is kind of starting to worry me.
===Sieging the Day===
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 	This equipment... That tang in the air... Yes! This is definitely the Imperial chemical research lab!
 	As if you couldn't tell from the Rebel presence.Morgan, I'm going in.
 	Look, I know you're angry, but for god's sake, be careful! The Rebels will be desperate to hold on to this place.
 	And try not to damage any of the equipment! Destroying anything could unleash a disastrous tide of gas over the entire area! It would kill all of us and probably upset the local ecology something fierce!
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 	Damn, there's not much left. Floyd, any chance of getting this up and running again?
 	After the damage Ramsey did? Not likely.
 	I said I was sorry!
 	We've cut off the supply, but it looks like the Rebels were able to move the bulk of it out.
 	I guess we'll just have to take it back the hard way.
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 	So did they move those chemicals from my footlocker?
===Big Rebels in My Backyard===
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 	Sir! We've got trouble!
 	Silver Wolves? Again?
 	Oh, no, sir. We have Rebel patrols. I assume they're pursuing Sergeant Ramsey, trying to figure out where we are.
 	Oh. That's much, much worse.
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 	Well done, sir! That'll teach those Rebels not to mess with us.
 	No, it'll teach them that Rebels who move north vanish, and that there's definitely something worth investigating.
 	Then we'll give them an answer they'll like.
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 	It's my plan. I'm the genius.
===Chaos Rules===
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 	And you think this plan will work?
 	Totally! If we attack their northern camp as Raiders, the survivors will all have the same report. Rebel command will suddenly have a very compelling story about how crazed Raiders are wiping out any force that heads north.
 	Crazed Raiders, eh?
 	Oh, like you guys DON'T attack people that travel north?
 	I concede your point.
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 	We have done as you requested, Morgan. The Rebels have been struck by the full fury of our people.
 	Full fury? Some of them survived, right? They'll be able to report back what happened, won't they?
 	Probably? My people could have survived some of the wounds we inflicted. I cannot speak for your Rebels.
 	Eh, I'll take it.
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 	I'm like 95% sure this will work.
===Oh, Thank Heaven!===
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 	Captain, we have a bit of a problem.With all the refugees we're taking in and the soldiers we're training, our food supplies are starting to get stretched thin. Without the Empire sending us support...
 	I have an idea: a convenience store! That way, our troops can get lamp-warmed hot dogs and gallons of overcaffeinated energy drinks at all hours!
 	Really, Morgan? Can't we do better than soda in cups larger than my head and cheese in colors that don't exist in nature?
 	Sorry, Floyd, beggars can't be choosers. I'm sure the rest of the outpost agrees. Besides, all the extra fat will keep us going until we get more supplies.
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 	Finally, it's open! Smell that? That's the smell of modern progress! And mass-produced coffee that tastes like liquid road tar. Our food problems are solved!
 	Wait a moment. We built this abomination because we don't get food supplies from the Empire. So where is the Convenience Store getting ITS food?
 	That's the best part!It came pre-stocked with five years worth of prepackaged processed food-like products! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a nacho binge to start...
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 	But that just raises more questions!
===Caffeine Fiends===
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 	Whoa! It's an earthquake!
 	It's worse than an earthquake - it's mammoths!A whole herd of them coming straight for us!
 	Really? But why? They've never bothered us like this before...
 	Worry about that later! We have to get them out of here before they trample everything!
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 	Whew, that's all of them. But I wish we knew what brought them here in the first place.
 	I think I can answer that.I've been studying the mammoth corpses, and discovered that they require an unusually high amount of caffeine in their diet to stay awake in their cold habitats.
 	Wait, you mean...?
 	Yes! They were attracted here by the Convenience Store and the smell of its coffee! Sorry I didn't know before this, or I would've pushed against it even more strongly...
 	Well, we're stuck with them now. No way is Morgan going to give up his morning coffee. I'll set up more patrols to keep them away from sensitive areas of the outpost.
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 	We wouldn't have had this problem with healthy food.
===Dinner for Two===
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 	So, Zoey, I'm thinking it's about time I treat Cassidy to a proper date. I thought maybe with you being a girl and all, you could maybe give me some pointers.
 	Well, I don't know Cassidy that well, but there ain't many girls who don't appreciate a fella dressin' up nice and sittin' down for a fancy meal.
 	Dress up? I got that under control... what exactly constitutes "fancy?"
 	Aww, you know, good food and a bottle of wine!
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 	*AHEM*Hello, Cassidy, I was wondering if you—
 	Ramsey, why are you wearing a dress uniform?
 	Oh, uh... I wanted to look nice so I could ask you out on a date.
 	You don't need to dress up. Just ask me out, and we'll make plans. When are you free?
 	Oh, right, I... I kind of already set up the date, and I was just hoping you'd come with me right now and eat hot dogs.
 	Sure. Let's go eat hot dogs.
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 	It's lucky I love hot dogs.
===Long Walks and Sunsets===
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 	Dinner was delicious, hon, thank you so much. What's next?
 	Next? I... this is everything I planned.
 	It's fine. Let's just spend some time together. What do you do for fun?
 	Shoot stuff.
 	Hell, why'd we waste time eatin' dinner? Let's go!
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 	Sergeant Ramsey, you sure do know how to show a lady a good time.
 	Well, I don't know that most ladies would enjoy it, but you do, and you're the only one that counts.
 	Damn right.
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 	I think I'll keep him.
===Marin Area===
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 	Lieutenant! I'm getting reports of some kind of stand off outside Marin. Shots fired... it's all pretty vague.
 	Well, I'm sure once we get down there and fire some shots back everything will get a lot less vague.
 	I'll get the men moving.
===Marin Area===
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 	We've got Rebels, sir!Not too many, probably a scouting party. But it looks like they've been pinned down by Imperial forces!
 	Seriously? Did I already send Perkins down here to take care of this? It gets hard to keep track of after a while...
 	Negative, Lieutenant. These aren't our men.
 	Well, what do you say we give these fine folks a hand?
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 	I gotta tell you guys, it's a hell of a pleasant surprise to see some friendly faces out here. I'm Lieutenant Morgan with the 95th Rifles and—
 	We know who you are, Morgan.You're the guys making life complicated for the rest of us.
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 	Am I famous?
===Sons of the Empire===
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 	You've heard of us?I guess we have been pretty active lately, meeting lots of people... But why haven't we heard of you?
 	Because I know to keep a low profile and get the job done.Do you see me running off and sticking my nose into every argument a dirt farmer has with his neighbor? Hell no. We're here, protecting Imperial citizens and trying to keep this city from falling apart.
 	We've been doing that too. Just, you know, in lots of little cities instead of one big one. Though the Outpost is getting to be quite the little city itself...
 	And making giant targets out of yourselves and every city you visit while you're at it. Look, you love helping so much? Marin doesn't need your guns. We need your steel. Lots of repairs here, not enough steel.
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 	You know, we've actually got a pretty healthy level of steel production going. Not to mention food, medicine, that kind of thing. If you guys wanted more help we could—
 	Look, I know you think you're doing the right thing, but we don't want to play hero. If you folks want to run up and down the Frontier, that's fine, but we're gonna take care of our own. That's what soldiers do.
 	Also we march a lot. I mean, yeah, that's kinda secondary I guess, but, you know... we do it.
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 	Man, I used to be so good at marching. Just super good.
===Sons of the Empire II===
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 	I feel like we got off on the wrong foot with the troops holed up in Marin. They've got some good points about the way we're overextending ourselves, and it would be really valuable if we could have them as allies...
 	Well, we could take out the Silver Wolves that are camped outside Marin. That would probably help win them over.
 	Woah, Silver Wolves? Why haven't we already jumped on this?
 	This was exactly the kind of help they said they didn't want. I'm generally pretty good at listening to orders.
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 	What the hell do you think you're doing?
 	Protecting you from murderous thugs?
 	We had an agreement!The Silver Wolves get a little food and some of that steel you gave us and they leave us alone.
 	You paid them off? With OUR steel?
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 	So this is righteous indignation...
===Sins of the Empire===
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 	You took our steel, which you claimed you needed for repairs, and used it to pay off the Silver Wolves?!
 	We said we needed it to keep Marin safe. And that's what we did.
 	You gave aid to the enemy!
 	Our enemy is the Rebel army, and the Silver Wolves are the only thing keeping them from swarming the Frontier and killing or imprisoning every last one of us!If you weren't so caught up trying to do the right thing, you'd do the smart thing and get out of their way!
 	So we should roll over and ignore people in need like you cowards?
 	Men, let's show this pompous ass what cowards we are!
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 	Enough!I'm not wasting any more time, blood, or bullets on you people. You develop a conscience, let us know.
 	How's that high horse feel, Morgan? You comfy up there? Got a good view of all the death your idealistic crap is causing?
 	95th Rifles, let's go home.
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 	How many people have died on your watch?
===Sins for the Empire===
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 	You want us to send them food? They lie, they give aid and comfort to the enemy, they attack us, and you're sending them food?
 	That's still a city full of Imperial citizens. They still need food and aid. It's not their fault they're protected by dicks.
 	I have to agree with Morgan. A lot of people are effectively trapped there. Perhaps our generosity will inspire change from within.
 	I wouldn't count on it.
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 	Morgan, between the two of us, I'm extremely proud of the decisions we've made. I really feel like we're doing good.
 	Do you think so? Are we making the right choice? Are we just perpetuating conflict and putting lives at risk?
 	I think you could ask any person in Recoil Ridge, or Sundale, or any of the other little towns we've helped. We're making a difference.
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 	I hope Floyd is right.
===Mystery Troops 2 (Hidden)===
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 	I think those people attacked us with some kind of portable LASER! This is quite surprising.The only laser I know of is Tragan University in Cariston. It was used to teach the more prodigal students the values of lateral thinking. And to scare undergrads.I never imagined it was possible to create a weapon out of it! The one I saw weighed a ton and required more power than entire factories. If it can be made portable...!
===Mystery Troops 3 (Hidden)===
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 	If we could get ahold of one of those lasers, why, the applications are endless! We could improve the efficiency of our coal plants, possibly even lower our electricity bill. If my assumptions are correct, that is.
===Gun Envy===
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 	Morgan, I've been investigating the damage done to Perkins' boot by that laser gun we were attacked with.These people have created a handheld weapon that can melt or burn through conventional armors, but I don't know how.
 	Sir, these people are a security threat.We absolutely need to figure out how these guns work, if only so we can protect ourselves from them. I don't like not knowing what I'm up against.
 	You had me at "damage done to Perkins."I'll consider authorizing a mission to steal one of these guns. But I'm having Perkins confined to the base. We don't have room in the budget to get new boots for him every day.
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 	All right, Floyd. We got your laser gun. Don't make me regret this.
 	Worry not.I have the full might of the scientific method behind me. I'll get to the bottom of this!
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 	Thanks for the new boots - they fit great!
===Focus Testing===
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 	Any progress with the laser, Floyd? Morgan told me you might need some help.
 	The ON/OFF button remains impervious to my prodding. I tried pushing it, holding it down, even tapping it in patterns.Zoey, do you think you can get the casing off of this weapon? The rivets on the side turned out to be decorative. I think it's fused into a single outer shell.
 	Yeah, I think I can bust that open.Wait, do you need whatever is inside to be in one piece?
 	Do be careful! The insides could be highly volatile.
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 	These should do it!I'll clamp the gun in this squeezer, then just twist and separate the casing with this chainsaw!
 	I think this setup might have some applications for our information gathering ops. We could put a prisoner on a platform, and have the laser sloooooowly move toward him, right? Then—
 	Morgan, you should probably get out of here. You don't even have any safety goggles on.
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 	I was willing to entertain Science. But it won't entertain me.
===Lasers Like it Hot===
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 	I believe the device requires more power than we can supply at the moment. I really wish there was another option... but we're going to need coal.A generator with a large amount of coal and oil might be able to produce enough energy to get this contraption turned on again.
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 	Let's get this furnace blasting!
 	It's working! The lights are coming on! And BLINKING!
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 	What's that smell? It's like burnt hair...
===Gunning It===
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 	Uh-oh! The thing's goin' nuts!
 	BWEEOOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP
 	Quickly! Shut it down somehow!
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 	Yeah! Take that, laser!
 	BWEEEeeeeeee...
 	I'm sorry, laser. I wanted to be reasonable.
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 	...eeep.
===Reparations===
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 	Floyd.Your stupid light show destroyed a bottle of hooch I was saving for a special occasion. I expect that replaced, along with an extra bottle for the emotional trauma suffered.
 	A laser shot through my bunk and singed Mr. Purrface! I've never seen him so scared!
 	I think those things can wait!What about the people who were scalded by rogue laser blasts! They need their wounds treated!
 	Don't worry, everyone! I'll fix everything damaged by the laser. I'll also start drafting a job posting for a "Senior Laser Specialist." Assuming we ever want to use lasers again.
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 	Well, Floyd, what have we learned today?
 	That weaponized lasers are scary. And that I'm not trained as a laser scientist.
 	Let's stick with what we're good at from now on.
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 	It's OK, Mr. Purrface. It was so scary - I know! It's all right now, Daddy's got you.
===Training Day===
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 	Not that we're not grateful for everything you've done for us, Lieutenant...
 	Fine, fine, we'll start repairing all the buildings tomorrow. I'll have Perkins spread mammoth patties for the flower beds...
 	No no! I actually wanted something different. See, we can't always be callin' on you to defend us every time we get attacked, so I was wonderin' what you'd suggest to help us stand on our own two feet.
 	... Really? You mean if I tell you what to do, you'll actually LISTEN? And without whining or arguing?
 	Of course! Why not? You're a lieutenant in the Imperial Army, after all. You don't get there by bein' a dummy.
 	No! No, you don't... All right, then, Judge, my opinion: first you have to train your citizens to defend themselves. Perhaps if you watch how we train our troops...
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 	I have to admit, these matters are not my area of expertise, but you Imperials seem to have the training regimen down pat!
 	We have to! We go through a lot of troops.
 	Well, regardless, my militia captains will be putting your methods into practice at once! Bernmoth is a whole lot safer now, thanks to y'all!
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 	Finally, the respect I deserve.
===On Tracks===
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 	If you don't mind me saying this, Judge... You're treating us a lot better than Ma.
 	Ma may like you, or she may not. But she sure as shootin' doesn't trust ya. You don't get to be her age and build a business empire like hers by trustin' blindly.
 	Well, then, I'm glad that you, at least, are so gracious.
 	That's just the way I was raised, son. I give credit where credit is due. Anyhow, what's the next step?
 	Vehicles. Against the Silver Wolves, infantry may not be enough. Not that you need tanks or anything, but at least some scout bikes will help a lot...
 	Actually, I'm ahead of you there. We were startin' to build a Vehicle Factory when the riots started. All we need from you is a little push to help finish up.
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 	Well, now, ain't that a sight? Not only will we get vehicles to help in our defense, but we can build trucks for farmin', and provide jobs to boot!
 	Yep, there's nothing like the military-industrial complex to advance civilization!
 	Y'know, bein' part of the Empire was fine and all... We paid our taxes and got our supplies... But we never got the feelin' anyone CARED. Y'all are the first to actually care about us in a long spell.
 	Well! Ah... We rugged, masculine frontier types have to stick together, don't we?
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 	Me? No, I'm not laughin'… Just… clearin' my throat!
===Patriot Games===
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 	What's the next step for the Bernmoth Defense Militia, Lieutenant? We are completely in your capable hands!
 	Kind of you, Judge... Anyway, I'd like to see what kind of progress your militia is making in their training...
 	How about a little sparrin' practice? And heck, why not add a little wager? Whoever wins more battles gets his men treated to a rip roarin' barbeque by the losers!
 	You're on!
 	Excellent! I'll send the troops on down. You engage 'em whenever you're ready. I'll make sure they don't hold back, so make sure you don't either!
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 	Wow, look at this spread! I haven't seen this much food since my visits to Grandma's!
 	Well, your lieutenant and I made a little bet, and I lost, fair and square. Eat up, folks!
 	Oh, GOD, this chow is good. You're a very gracious loser, Judge...
 	Well, the way I see it, we gotta stick together, or we ain't gonna survive. It's pretty much law in these parts, and I don't see any reason to change it for you folks...
 	I'm sure the Lieutenant will thank you, Judge, if he ever actually takes a moment between swallows to breathe...
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 	Help... Choking... on... delicious... barbecue...
===Bad Attention===
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 	The Rebels have me worried.
 	Seriously? Ever since my - you're right, BRILLIANT - feint with the Raiders, they've barely moved west of the great range.
 	That's just it. Not a single search party? No scouts at all? I'm worried they're planning something.
 	Hmm, that's true. Aww, man. Now you've got me all paranoid. Fine, go take a look. See if you can find any evidence either way, and try not to get caught this time.
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 	The intel and orders we're finding are pretty consistent. It seems the Rebellion's leaders are approaching the entirety of the west pretty cautiously. It's pretty much just "maintain a presence."
 	Well, I'm going to pretend I trust Perkins long enough to say I'm satisfied.
 	Let me just go a little further. They've got a good sized base not far from here. A quick hit, and I'll go home happy.
 	Aww, you seem so excited. I can't say no to that face.
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 	When he talks about guerrilla strikes, he gets these puppy dog eyes.
===I Never Liked You Anyway===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	OK, boys, this is a big one. We're hitting a Rebel base. We know we can't take them, but with luck, Perkins will be able to slip in, steal intel, and we can cover his escape. It's gonna be tough, and the Rebels are gonna hit us with everything they have.
 	Sarge, I'm ready for the mission, but I'd really appreciate it if you stopped smiling so much. It's kind of unnerving.
 	I can't, Perkins. I physically can't. Let's get 'em, boys!
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 	Okay, Perkins, what did you get? You find anything?
 	Well... yeah. There's this report, about how while there are clear signs of Imperial troop remnants on the west and north, they appear to be small, and focused largely on self preservation. Not worth pursuing.Basically, as long as we don't do exactly the kind of thing we just did, they're planning to leave us alone.
 	Aw hell. You want me to tell Morgan for you?
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 	Maybe they'll keep leaving us alone?
===When the Cat's Away...===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Where have you guys been?
 	Ramsey got us worried that the Rebels weren't trying to kill us, so we attacked them, and now they probably ARE trying to kill us.
 	So you haven't been to Bernmoth? You need to get going! The Silver Wolves showed up in force!
 	Seriously? I haven't even changed yet!
 	Go!
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 	Oh god... this is...
 	Panic later, Perkins. Let's move.
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 	We never should have wasted time down south.
===Clean Up Your Mess===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Let's do this. Hit hard, move fast.There are hostages. Be careful, but don't let it stop you fighting. Better to lose one or two and save the town.
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 	Nice work, folks. Where's Judge Pierce? We need to start talking about the rebuilding effort.
 	He's... he's not...
 	What? Was he hit?
 	I was with him. He was moving people to safety... It wasn't even...… He's gone, sir.
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 	…
===No Time to Mourn===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	It's not... Judge Pierce was...
 	Sir, I'm sorry to—
 	What the hell is it, Perkins? What's falling apart and going to hell now?
 	It's Ma Pierce, sir. She's radioing for help, saying that—
 	Silver Wolves. Let's move.
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 	Damn, some of them slipped through. We need to hurry. Ma Pierce has enough on her plate.
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 	Morgan is taking this pretty hard.
===Go to Trotbeck===
===Putting a Stop to Things===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	They're here. Damn it!Okay. Let's take these guys. This WILL NOT be another Bernmoth.
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 	Hmph. Pull out, boys. That's enough fun for today.
 	I look forward to shooting that guy.
 	Haven't enough people been shot today?
 	Ma! I'm so sorry, I tried to—
 	Take me to him.
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 	Trotbeck owes you a debt.
===Burying Children===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	Are you sure you want to? There hasn't been any cleanup yet. Bernmoth is kind of...
 	My family came up in and around mines.I've buried sons and daughters, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Somehow, I've never had to bury someone taken by violence.I've been a very lucky woman. I...I'm ready to go, Lieutenant.
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 	He liked you. Thought you were decent folks.
 	I liked him. Judge Pierce was a good... a great man.
 	This isn't over, you know.Those Silver Wolves are going to try to do this again and again.
 	I know. I won't let them, though. We'll stop them.
 	Well, I certainly hope so. You've got a long way to go, and it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.
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 	These people need us.
===Dawn===
Dialogue 	Dialogue
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 	We seek the Skinny Beast!
 	Oh man… can I kill you guys tomorrow? I'm kinda swamped with like… naps and stuff.
 	We will not be deterred. You have crushed our greatest warriors in single combat. We would learn your ways.
 	Hey Ramsey!Give these guys some uniforms and point them at the next thing that tries to kill us.
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 	What the crap?I thought you guys were working for me now.
 	We came to punish the oathbreakers who have joined you, but victory has proven their valor.
 	Oh, seriously? Sorry, I can't tell you guys apart.
 	Skinny Beast, that is a messed up thing to say.
 	Wow, yeah, that is racist.
 	It's not racist! You're wearing MASKS. It's impossible to distinguish you!
 	Jeez Morgan, you're just making it worse for yourself.
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 	I didn't know Morgan could still find ways to disappoint me.
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