Uncle Grandpa's Pregnant

== Transcript ==
*(At the UG RV, Uncle Grandpa got a stomach ache.)
*Uncle Grandpa: Oh no! HMPH!
*(He covers his mouth and crawling to the outside and barfs to the grass and the bugs are arrived.)
*Bug: (Gasps) HOLY CRAP!!
*(Bugs runs to the right and Uncle Grandpa barfs the Bug's house.)
*Bug: THAT'S IT! (throws his hat off the ground and walks away) I told you I had done with this craphole!
*Uncle Grandpa: Ohh ohhhh....
*(Hands wipes his pukes off and eats the puke, and the audience laughs)
(Uncle Grandpa is crawling to bed and he gets a stomach ache again.)
*Uncle Grandpa: Ohhhh.... Ohhhohhhh!
*(Mr. Gus is shivering during Uncle Grandpa gets a tummy ache)
*Uncle Grandpa: OAAAWWW!!! OOOAAAAWWW!!!
*(Mr. Gus is keeping my eyes shut and shakes 3 times and they heard again)
*Uncle Grandpa: Ohh!
*(Mr. Gus woke up and eyes is shattering and gets furious. And Uncle Grandpa burps, belch, cough, farts and starts grumbling.)
*Uncle Grandpa: OOOoooh!!!
*(Mr. Gus slaps Uncle Grandpa's face.)
*Mr. Gus: YOU IMBECILE! YOU TRIED TO WAKE ME UP!!! Don't you know you have a tummyache!
*Uncle Grandpa: Of course I am, Mr. Gus! ...... Nothing but this is important.
*(Mr. Gus is Confused)
*Mr. Gus: Comfortation? What's comfortation?
*Uncle Grandpa: What?
*Mr. Gus: JUST SPEAK TO ME!!!
*Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!
*(Mr. Gus looks at Uncle Grandpa, Uncle Grandpa put his tongue out.)
*Mr. Gus: Tell me WHAT?!?
*(Uncle Grandpa looks at Mr. Gus)
*Mr. Gus: Tell me or else!!
*Uncle Grandpa: (Whimpers) I'M HAVING A BABY-Y-Y-Y!!!!
*Mr. Gus: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!? I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT!
*(Mr. Gus grabs a necklace for Uncle Grandpa and Uncle Grandpa screams, Then Uncle Grandpa snaps the necklace out of the RV)
*Uncle Grandpa: Don't you dare put the necklace on me!
*Mr. Gus: You're perverts PROJECTION!!
*Uncle Grandpa: But I thought it was baron.
*(Uncle Grandpa is scared and Mr. Gus is frustrated, Then Uncle Grandpa has an idea.)
*Uncle Grandpa: You have a power to see!
*(Mr. Gus is not forgive him and Uncle Grandpa is sad.)
*Uncle Grandpa: FORGIVE ME, MR. GU-U-U-U-US!
*(Mr. Gus pushes Uncle Grandpa away.)
*Mr. Gus: GET AWAY FROM ME! Sorceress!
*(Uncle Grandpa looks at the butthole and stinky lines is going in and Mr. Gus sits down anger.)
*Mr. Gus: CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! It was only for 10 years. How long can Giant Realistic Flying Tiger could raise him on.... KITTY LITTER?!?
*(Mr. Gus growls and sits down.)
*Uncle Grandpa: Calm down, Mr. Gus. (smiles at Mr. Gus)
*Mr. Gus: CALM DOWN?!? CALM DOWN?!? YOU TRYING ME TO CALM DOWN?!?!? As long as you're P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p.... POISONED!
*Uncle Grandpa: Poisoned? Is there so much that we can do so? That poisoned is no one will ever know.
*(Mr. Gus is staring at Uncle Grandpa, then Uncle Grandpa rubs Mr. Gus' back.)
*Uncle Grandpa: There there, Mr. Gus. I know we should be more careful around here.
*Mr. Gus: Huh? Does it look like me?
*Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, and also, I always help for all my friends.
*Mr. Gus: Does it really look like me?
*Uncle Grandpa: Why not. Because everyone in the world's Uncle and Grandpa, and always for Mr. Gus as well.
*Mr. Gus: Really? What does it for? Are you a grandpa or something?
*Uncle Grandpa: That's what mother's are for.
*(Mr. Gus smiles and claps his hands.)
*Mr. Gus: Let's kick some of those bastards!
*Uncle Grandpa: EEEEEEEEE!!!
*(Uncle Grandpa kisses Mr. Gus)
*Mr. Gus: Okay. Enough much! Let's take a look of this asshole. So have you seen a baby? I see your tummy.
*Uncle Grandpa: Aww, Come on, Mr. Gus. It's not only that thing at all.
*Mr. Gus: Come on, Baby! Talk to Mr. Gus for me! Come on. Yes! Come to papa! I LOVE YOU!
*(Fades to black and fades to the kitchen.)
(More to come...)
Category:Uncle Grandpa's Adult Party Cartoon Episodes