Excalibur

== General Information ==
Excalibur (エクスカリバー, Ekusukaribā) is the sentient legendary sword of fable, one of the Great Old Ones, and a former member of the Eight Reaper Legions. Predating the demon weapon race and serving as the inspiration that led to their creation, he is the most powerful weapon in the world. Regarded as being a greater narcissist than even BlackStar, this defective personality is only exacerbated by his short temperament and patience, making Excalibur truly insufferable to all but a "chosen" few. It is for this reason alone that those who are able to utilize Excalibur long enough to achieve anything significant are praised with titles such as "hero" and "king", as only they possess the means and/or strength of will to withstand Excalibur's numerous annoying deficiencies. This dysfunctional personality manifests itself most frequently in the declaration of the word "fool" (バカメ, bakame), employed as a means of interruption to those Excalibur views with disdain and contempt, which due to his extensive superiority complex is practically applicable to everyone. Amongst such disparaging remarks, Excalibur propagates numerous nonsensical and confused rants about its supposed mythic exploits, before bursting into song. If these defects aren't enough to fend off any would be advocates, his mannerisms will surely repulse even the most convicted of individuals, whether it be from Excalibur waving his cane just millimeters from other's faces or one of his deplorable sneezing fits. Despite this, he has portrayed moments of complete seriousness when called upon. Furthermore, he has been willing to lend himself to people without his provisions, such as to Liz when they were trying to save Kid. Despite all of this, YannyTord enjoys his company, and is easily able to fulfill the 1000 provisions. They often enjoy story reading parties, tea parties and occasionally he sees use while YannyTord goes off to hunt large game.
== Appearance ==
Excalibur is a simplistic anthropomorphic creature, whose diminished stature barely even equates to that of a small child. Its misshapen facial features comprise of bulbous eyes. He also has a prominent upturned snout, a physical representation alluding to its reserved and pretentious attitude, while the remainder of its small white body displays slender limbs and feet strangely akin to those of a rabbit. The only slight indication of Excalibur's prestige is his high quality attire, consisting from a white top hat that nearly equals him in height and a similarly colored shirt with a frilled ruff, worn under a white jacket. However, this esteemed air is severely compromised by the absence of any clothing covering the creature's lower half. Excalibur also is never seen without his signature cane, which strangely seems to be an extension of himself, since it transforms into and out of weapon form with him.
== History ==
=== Early Life ===
Excalibur first manifested in the Old World while Arthur Boyle was in contact with the reality manipulative energy known as Adolla during the Second Great Cataclysm, Arthur's delusions and bond with his weapon giving Excalibur a soul. Excalibur was present during a battle with an entity known as the Evangelist, being with Arthur to witness Shinra Kusakabe's battle with said woman.
After the creation of the New World thanks to the actions of Shinra Kusakabe, Excalibur assumed his current incarnation form in the area that would eventually be somewhere within the United Kingdom (formerly referred to as Great Britain), where he claimed to be born. A member of the World Heroes Force, Excalibur would tag alongside his meister, Arthur, to hunt for the monster known as Hydra until meeting up with fellow troops Shinra and Ogun Montgomery. He is present when the monster's summoner was revealed to be Inca Kasugatani, who extorted Shinra to bear her children to keep her from causing further trouble.
=== 13th Century ===
Later in his life, he served as one of the warlords of the Eight Reaper Legions. During his tenure, he earned the scorn and dislike of Eibon. Though he would model the demon weapons off of Excalibur, he'd never admit it to the sword due to his egotistical attitude. Due to serving with the warlords and their strong sense of justice, Excalibur would be one of the key figures that led their fellow warlord, Asura, down the path of becoming a Kishin. Following Asura's betrayal and sealing, he would come to reside within the Eternal Cave.
=== Discovery by Yannytord ===
Excalibur would once again be commanded by a great king of England when YannyTord learned of the sword from his acquaintance and occasional visitor Death the Kid. While Kid described the sword as insufferable, YannyTord was delighted by the stories of his personality and asked where he could find the sword. When YannyTord at last found the Eternal Cave, he was delighted by Excalibur's endearing personality and exciting stories. YannyTord agreed to all 1000 provisions, and thus became the meister of the Legendary Holy Sword, which he remains to this day.
== Fun Facts ==
* Despite his stories seeming fantastical and exaggerated, but many of them seem to be true, especially his stories about getting with women.
* When YannyTord is away from Windsor Palace, he will often throw large parties in which over 100 people, mostly women who are attracted to him, are present. YannyTord is fine with this, as this is one of the 1000 provisions in which he agreed to.
* he/him
Category:Background Characters
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