Superman 64 Vs Big Rigs

Superman 64 vs Big RigsLink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqky-zDErco is the last battle of season 3 of Gaming All Star Rap Battles. Written by B-Lo, VinnyO, Justin Buckner, Fel, Stofferex, Frenzy, MultiSuperVids, MaNCHA, and WoodenHornets. Released in October 26, 2015.
== Cast ==
WoodenHornets as Superman 64
Justin Buckner as Big Rigs and Link CDI
MetalFireVA as Action 52
MultiSuperVids as Apollo
ZombieLicker as Hercules and Ray Stantz
MaNCHA as Aries and Egon Spengler
Froggy as Rash
Yobar as Zitz
Kevin Krust as Leonardo
Stofferex as Raphael and The Angry Video Game Nerd (Audio)
VinnyO as Michelangelo
TheSuperPlushyBros as Donatello
RLYoshi as Mario
B-Lo as Luigi and LJN
Frenzy as King Harkinian
Fel as Atari ET
Adam/Pool as Peter Venkman
Mr. MapleSyrup as Extreme Paintbrawl and Angry Video Game Nerd (Video)
== Lyrics ==
=== Superman 64: ===
There's no time to waste, prepare to feel the pain I bring!
Winning this will be as easy as missing my rings!
You're wasting my time, so I'm stopping the bars!
You know I make a living throwing you punk ass cars!
Big Rigs? Suck my big dick! I'm leaving you torn!
This super-bland Superman will un-stick you from the floors!
Top of the line graphics ought to make you unhinged!
'Cause your rhymes fall right through just like your bridge!
=== Big Rigs: ===
You think you got speed? Watch me back up in this bitch!
You can fly around the world? You'll twitch in a glitch!
Build a bridge and get over it, I'll fall right through it!
Don't come near my glitchy game unless you wanna feel sick!
This motherfucking trucker's warning you should heed,
Unless you wanna get slammed by my infinite reverse speed!
You're not winner; flying through fucking rings,
You're as brain-dead as the other driver... (Car Crash)
=== Action 52: ===
Lights, Camera, Action! 52, the best game has arrived!
From flying through McDonald's arches to controlling a baby that cries!
All I see are clunky scraps of crap trying to rap,
Try to battle me? You'll be kicked off of this choppy map!
Loaded with your favorite games, mostly space shooters!
I'd rather play Alfredo or Jigsaw than you two losers!
You call yourselves fast? Meet Micro-Mike, you damn bastards!
I'm worth 199 dollars, the action game master!
=== The Cheetahmen: ===
(Apollo in Bold, Hercules in Italic and Aries in Underline)
Jumping into this battle, we're the motherfucking Cheetahmen!
And this time we don't need a jump glitch to win,
52's mostly Space Invaders, we're the next Ninja Turtles,
You bitches are juts glitches, at least we get a sequel!
If you wanna get through us, then you gotta rape an ape!
We stomp your asses like you were a big ass Saddam Hussein!
Our theme's pretty good, but our controls will surely break your Zen,
You've finally reached 52! So now... The Cheetahmen!
=== Battletoads: ===
(Rash in Bold and Zitz in Italic)
It's Rash! And Zitz! 'Bout to pop these guys like Pimples!
We're actually decent out of all of you, we're winning this, it's simple!
Give you giant fist, or giant boot, headbutt y'all like a ram,
Ow! Dude, you hit me! I can do that? Ain't this a bunch of crap?
Hit the Pause Button and you can't help but jam along,
All of Action 52's controls are confusing and wrong!
We come in hard and fast, like we were a wrecking ball,
It's difficult defeating us like it is to dodge the walls!
=== Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: ===
(Leonardo in Normal, Raphael in Bold, Michelangelo in Italic and Donatello in Underline)
Cowabunga dudes! Here comes the TMNT!
We'll treat Rash and Zitz like any other blemishes, creamed!
Cheetahmen? Battletoads? Man, the turtles are where it's at!
Drown y'all like us in the sewer, 'cause you're all just crap!
52's expensive because he's probably about the wealth,
You're more annoying than the beeper when we run low on health!
Cheetahmen may have a sequel, but we got up to 3!
Just like our NES game, we're impossible to beat!
=== Hotel Mario and Link CDI: ===
(Mario in Normal, Luigi in Bold, Link in Italic and King Harkinian in Underline)
We gotta battle these pricks... Yes, and you gotta help us... Over there! Squadala!
You guys are so boring, so get ready for dinner!
I can't wait to battle these shitty games, we're the winners!
Mai Boi! You will die and if you think you're gonna win, you're wrong-oh!
After we finish our verse, we're gonna bomb some Dodongos!
CDI will C-U lose, more flow than spaghetti!
We toast these toasts so let's-a get ready!
All these shitty games can't compare to our blow, son!
So Mario, did these fools win? No? I won!
=== Atari ET: ===
From the AVGN movie, it's the ET MC, pricks!
Link, to talk to people, you stab 'em in the dick!
Unlike you all, I just need five weeks to kick ass!
Your games are uglier than my face, so this will end fast!
I'm an alien alias motherfucker with a brain, man!
ET, phone home to victory, you'll be failing!
Oh shit! I fell in a pit! Now I can never get out of here!
You'll be followed with no escape! Shaking in fear!
=== Ghosbusters: ===
(Peter Venkman in Bold, Egon Spengler in Italic and Ray Stantz in Underline)
ET, shut the hell up because nobody even cares!
We bring raps so hard, we'll leave you tiptoeing up the stairs!
Need some rapping fuel? Just run over a gas tank!
If you wanna beat this game, you better have some big bank!
We proved the justice of our culture, fighting Stay Puft made of bananas,
We even get more difficulty by fighting off living coffee cups!
What we say to the CDI's dialogue? Yeah, that's lame...
Conglaturation! You have been beat by a great game!
=== Extreme Paintball: ===
Extreme is right! Paintball that'll leave you needing diapers!
You battle ghosts way less than fucking drunk drivers!
Take a stroll through my glitchy land, t-bag you 'til you puke!
'Cause this is a war-zone, not a place for you fools!
Wanna rumble in the desert? Well, I got a damn paintball army!
Say what you want, we got better graphics than Atari!
Put your hands up, bitches! You're all out the battle for good!
Took you all down better than LJN ever could!
=== LJN: ===
You shouldn't talk, Paintbrawl! Not my fault you're all glitchy!
I'd rather play Duke Nuke Forever than your ass being bitchy!
MC LJN, ruining all of your favorite classic movies,
Play with my franchise if you like things loony and spooky!
With my game-play, I made Freddy and Jason even scarier!
You can ask AVGN, like him, I'm coming in to bury 'ya!
I wouldn't send you to the future 'cause no one will play you sharts,
You guys are bigger failures than my console video art!
=== Angry Video Game Nerd: ===
You know what's bullshit! The fact I've made you gaming history,
I'll LJ end you all, and R.O.B. this victory!
I'd rather eat buffalo shit then play you piles of crap,
I'd glove to fuck you up with a Nintendo Power bitch-slap!
I doubt you Shit Pickles will appear in Game Informer,
You guys were probably made by guys with mental disorders!
Bugs Bunny Birthday Bash your fucking heads in, leave you listless,
You're not on my wishlist, you belong in the 12 Days of Shits-mas!
My fame is bigger than the pile of shit you've created!
Sonic '06 is great compared to what you have all been rated!
Lackluster? Please! Of horrid software, you're the chancellors,
I made my movie on you all and left you bitches Cinemassacred!
... What the fuck were they thinking?!
== Trivia ==
* Many of these games were reviewed by AVGN but Extreme Paintball was never reviewed by AVGN.
* Kid Niki makes a cameo appearance on the Big Rigs rap.
* Many characters from the video game appear in Action 52's rap, such as: 
** Monkey (14. Chill Out)
** Robot Enemy (51. Robbie Robot)
** Baby (28. Cry Baby)
** Fighter (29. Slashers)
** ETC. 
* Hotel Mario and Link CDI rap together because they are from the same console the "Philips CD-i"
* When ET falls into the hole there is a hidden message that says "You're F**ked!"
== Reference ==