Justice League vs. Godzilla vs. Kong (Film)/Transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Opening ===
[The screen on the iphone turns on turn at Sideways, living streaming in a vehicle]
* Sideway: Is this on? Uh, hey Sideways fans. Sorry to . uh, talk quietly or anything. You see, I'm in kinda tied up at the moment. Afterall, it IS literally my first ever Justice League mission. Why you're wondering... wait for it... I'm now a new official member of the Justice League! 
* Lex Luthor: Give me that! Hello exclusive viewers, this is your hosts' capture Lex Luthor and my colleagues the Legion of Doom for we are just about to unfold my master plan: destroying the Justice League... once and for all. Bizarro? Fix this device, if you please. [pass the phone an prepares to stomp]
* Sideways: Wait, wait! Don't! That phone! [Bizarro bites it] Aww man! You so owe me a new phone!
* Lex Luthor: You should be more concerned about yourself, my portal shifting friend.
* Bizarro: Bizarro fixed phone.
[The scene shows Lex Luthor and the Legion of Doom, consists of Joker, Cheetah, Sinestro, Gorilla Grodd, Black Manta, Captain Cold, Livewire, Killer Croc, Giganta, Sportsmaster, Bizarro, Killer Frost and Toyman are in a VTOL and have arrived at Superman's home of the Fortress of Solitude. Seen later prying the doors the procede inside]
* Lex Luthor: And here it is. Superman's Fortress of Solitude
* Joker: Oh! So this is Supey's winter get-away. Eh, Lexy?
* Lex Luthor: Indeed. Built from Kryptonian technology, concealed in plain sight making it impossible to find. 
* Sinestro: Until now that is. 
* Lex Luthor: It took three years of satelite tracking data and the greatest criminal mind in history to triangulate Superman's home.
* Gorilla Grodd: Keep telling yourself that, Luthor
* Lex Luthor: I'll take that as compliment, Grodd. Croc? Sportsmaster? Bring the prisoner with us inside. I still have use for him.
* Sportsmaster: Whatever you say, boss.
* Killer Croc: Got it!
* Sideways: What did I get myself into?
* Livewire: [pushes Toyman aside] Move, Toyboy
* Toyman:[grunts] It's Toyman!
* Livewire: Whatevs, walk a little faster, shrimpy. [cackles]
[The Legion ventures deep in the fortress and encounter Kelex patrolling]
* Toyman: This is it? A robot for security?
* Lex Luthor: That robot is Kelex. Black Manta, Will you do the honors yours. [Black Manta shoots Kelex with his cannon, disabling him]
* Black Manta: Got him
* Lex Luthor: Giganta, please take Kelex on our way out. I want to take apart and see what makes him tick
* Giganta [sarcastically]: Sure, anything for greatest criminal mind in history.
* Lex Luthor: Facts. Let's move.
[They enter Superman's museum-like trophy room]
* Black Manta: Incredible...
* Toyman: Look at the wonderful toys.
* Joker: And I thought Batsy had his share knickknacks and souvenirs.
* Sinestro: I recognize most of these; Brianiac's probe. Mobius Chair, Cosmic Staff, other forms of advanced technology.
* Lex Luthor: We're here for two more things I need: Orion's Sled and the Mother Box. Touch nothing else. You too, Bizarro.
* Croc: Um, that's it?
* Captain Cold: What's the point of smash-and-grab if we ain't gonna grab anything worth a damn?
* Lex Luthor: There will be time for that later
* Cheetah: Hey, Luthor? Looks like Superman has kept your suit [points out to the Warsuit the sees the Mother Box]. 
* Gorilla Grodd: And eliminate our enemies with this mother of boxes?
* Lex Luthor: Eliminate? On the contrary, with the Mother Box in conjunction with the sled and STAR Labs' latest protype, the interdimensional extrapolator we acquired, and with Sideways aabilities as a conduit, we will trap the Justice League.. in the Phantom Zone!
* Sideways: [gasps in shock] Oh, crap.
* Lex Luthor: Manta?
* Black Manta: These cases are wired with cutting-edge ultrasonic alarm. Presumably only Superman can hear.
{Toyman looks less interest and has Lex Monologues, Winslow spots strikingly beautiful ruby gem stone}
* Toyman: Beautiful. [reaches in]
* Black Manta: Just give some time to...[alarms]
* Toyman: I'm sorry, what was that? Ah! [grabbed by Cheetah and yanked away]
* Cheetah: You absolute moron! Setting off the alarm for a piece of rock!
* Sinestro: Keep him from touching anything else!
* Killer Frost: How long do think Superman will show up!
* Lex Luthor: It won't matter once I set up the Mother Box and the extrapolator with proper coordinates
{The doors open up, coming for the is the Justice League, With Superman front and center, Batman, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Green Lantern, the Flash, Aquaman, Zatanna, Shazam, Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow and Black Canary now confronting the Legion of Doom}
* Sideways: You jerks are in for it now!
* Superman: I gotta say, it took this long to find my home, Luthor. I'm afraid I'm gonna have ask you and friends to leave.
* Lex Luthor: I'm afraid you and your friend will be the ones leaving momentarily
* Batman: Pretty clever usingh Chemo to distracts whereas you broken into Star Labs
* Supergirl: They're after the mother box!
* Lex Luthor: Cover me while 
=== Title sequence ===
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=== Stranded ===
{Scene fades in. An uncharted jungle comes to view. A portal opens up and the Legion of Doom fall out one at a time}
* Lex Luthor: (groans) Uh... Everyone accounted for?
* Joker: We're all in one piece, Lexy.
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* Captain Cold: Where the hell are we?!
* Giganta: Why don't we ask Toyman? It's his fault her got transported.
* Toyman: How was I supposed to know Sideway would redirect my bomb. It was an accident-
* Cheetah: You're an accident we don't need!
* Grodd: The Boom device....
* Black Manta: [Looks at it] It's completely fried.
* Killer Frost: So, we're stuck here? [Manta nods]
* Captain Cold: Well, that's just great! Thanks a lot, Schott!
* Livewire: We would've prepared the trap until you ruined it!
* Killer Croc: [grabs and holds up Toyman by the collar] Yeah, If hadn't stolen that worthless rock, the Justice League would be in our shoes right now! Make me wanna have a bite. [licks his chops]
* Sportsmaster: Or maybe make him a pinata while I beat the crap out of him!
* Lex Luthor: Enough! [Everyone stops and he signs in exhale] Look. There's no point stating the obvious. Yes, Toyman's is painfully inept responsible for our current situation... But our energie should be put on getting out of here.
* Sinestro: Agreed. There's no time for this squabble. We will discuss the matter of Toyman's future later.
* Sportsmaster: Fine. [turns to Toyman] This ain't over, Screw-up-man.
* Metallo: Count on it!
* Lex Luthor: Giganta. You and Manta get the lay of the land to see if there's any settlements around here. A town or a city of sort. [Giganta enlarges herself with Manta riding on her left shoulder]
* Black Manta: [Zooms in with his helmet]Hmm.. [spots a building] There's a large structure about 2 quarter miles from our current position.
* Giganta: Is it a research lab? Or a military outpost?
* Sportsmaster: Well we're simply not going to know by stand around here, are we?
* Lex Luthor: Let's start.
* Joker: It's going to be long hike through the woods.
=== Taking Risks ===
=== Skullcrawler Attack ===
{The scene twitch to the jungle now after dawn. The Legion of Doom continue there way to the building. Only to lament of what the encountered along the way.}
* Black Manta: This jungle is teeming with wildlife I've never seen.
* Livewire: Yeah, I mean the giant spider in the bamboo forest back there!
* Cheetah: Snakes in the trees.
* Giganta: A heard of abnormally large buffalos.
* Captain Cold: The log a sat to take break turnout to be a big log bug thing! The hell kinda place is this?
* Joker: Oh, it ain't so bad, boys. We've been in a lot of stranger places in the past.
* Sportsmaster: Easy for you to say!
* Bizarro: Bizarro hates birdie things. 
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=== Monarch Outpost ===
* Sportsmaster: [exhales in relief] We made it.
* Lex Luthor: It appears some sort of command center. Hmm [looks up] "Monarch Research Outpost 33"
* Joker: Guess it's group with a thing for butterflies.
* Lex Luthor: No, Joker. It's presumably and organization of sort. Manta, let's see if we can access this terminal.
* Cheetah: What kind organization? Where are we?
* Sinestro: We need to get the Mother Box back online of figure that out, Cheetah.
* Giganta: Where's Grodd?
* Captain Cold: Probably trying to make friends with his enormous cousin outside.
* Killer Croc: You see that size of the Ape? Never seen anything like it!
* Sportsmaster: You're telling me.
* Killer Frost: Me too.
[Lex and Manta access the world map of Earth and see the landmass they're on]
* Lex Luthor: This land mass? That's where we are.
* Black Manta: "Skull Island"?
* Joker: That's kinda of funny name for an island.
* Black Manta: [Zoom out on the world and is stumped] That's strange.
* Cheetah: What is, Manta?
* Black Manta: I pulled the the Unites States and there's no known cities listed anywhere, such as Metropolis. No Gotham, Central City, Atlantis... Nothing. Like they don't even exist.
* Lex Luthor: What kind of Earth did we end up... Of course. The Mother Box has taken us to an alternate universe entirely different from our own reality.
{Grodd is outside attempting to communicate with Kong}
* Grodd: Oh, might ape. I humbly grovel at your tremendous presence. We are kindred spirits are we know? Hmm?
{Back inside the outpost. Manta finds the "Titan database" and turns on the multiple monitors, showing the vast number of giant monsters on the video feeds, featuring Godzilla, Rodan, Anguirus, Behemoth, Scylla, Camazotz, Baragon, Manda, Varan, Gorosaurus, Methuselah, Amhuluk, Tiamat, Sekhmet and Typhon}
* Captain Cold: What in the name of god?
* Killer Frost: Are these.. giant monsters?!
* Metallo: There's must by dozens of them living in this universe.
* Toyman: So, so wonderful... [looks at the creatures on the screens fasinated] Such wonderful toys.
* Giganta: U, what are you babbling about
* Cheetah: Yeah, what toys?
* Toyman: All of them... But especially this one [point directly at Godzilla]
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