Fight! Fight!

An alternate ending to episode 100 where all of the characters kill each other, saying "son of a bitch!" as it happens. It begins with Sarge taunting Blue Team about how Red Army busted their ship, and killed Tex and the gross little snot monster, until he is shot dead by a number of sniper shots. Grif then says that they (the two teams) are even, but Simmons says otherwise, which gets him killed by the Blues. Grif insists now that the two armies are even, but several Blues cock their weapons and Grif throws a grenade at them, prompting the remaining soldiers to split up and fight each other. Church tells Caboose to get in the tank, and the instant he does so accidentally kills Church with the swinging cannon, getting out of it as Grif punches the rear panel and blows up the tank. The scene cuts to Tucker and Sister talking about how they would rather go out swinging and as a lover not a fighter, until Sarge jumps in. He comments that Doc revived him, who offers to heal anyone else but is shot in the chest by Sarge. As Sarge comments that Doc is unavailable to assist anyone, he is shot in the head by Sister. Doc then whines that he's not dead, until Tucker shoots him with one burst from a Battle Rifle. Sister and Tucker then continue their conversation, and Sister says she wants to "see some action", and Tucker does his catchphrase (Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow), but is interrupted By Grif shooting him. Sister complains that Tucker was nice to her, and she kills Grif with a headshot. Sister is then run over by Donut in the Motorcycle, Sister whining she can't believe he'd hit a girl. Donut heads for Caboose, but is shot down with a Rocket Launcher by the latter. Caboose is left the last one standing, commenting on his victory: "I won! I am the greatest! I killed everyone! And now... no one is left but me." He is then crushed by the motorcycles wreckage. Everyone is now dead. Throughout the entire thing when someone is shot they would yell "SON OF A BITCH!!!!!" This includes sarge twice. This was also Caboose's 1st time swearing.
Category:Episodes
Category:Season 5
Category:Blood Gulch Chronicles