Ecce Tormentum

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT ECCE TORMENTUM is not to be diplomatically engaged with in
 any circumstances. Subject was formerly soldier in Second Iraq War. 
Name, records and dog-tags sealed for known memetohazard.''
According
 to memetohazard decoders; subject had record of actions that would be 
considered violations of humanitarian law, including killing of 
civillians; torture; use of false flagging for the killing of 
civillians; theft and use of unauthorized/illegal weapons; [REDACTED] 
and [REDACTED]. ''
This was all authorized under the 
orders of his commander; by the name of [REDACTED], who was himself 
acting on orders recieved “from the top” in interrogation. Subject’s 
combat record was considered “exemplary” by commander, and in the 
process of finding aforementioned criminal actions''
Subject’s
 mutation began after cranial/hand injury from an IED. Subjects weapon 
appeared to fuse to both pieces of tissue upon inspection by field 
medics. Over twenty-four hours it appears that CLASS-[REDACTED] 
biomechanical fusion occurred between subject and surrounding weaponry; 
how and why is unknown.''
Photograph was taken at “gunpoint” 
as subject hijacked arsenal of the base for the purposes of integration.
 Subject has been apprehended six times by G.U.F.F. officials. Subjects 
escapes are believed to be at the interference of secondary governmental
 agencies such as the CIA; and more specifically their branches of 
[REDACTED]. Subject is currently at large.''
Subject is currently believed to be hybridized 
form of human tissue and firearm. Observation has show that they do not 
appear to require nutritional sustenance, nor do they appear to experience fatigue or require “re-loading”.''
Subject
 expresses ability to shoot ammo of types in the double digits from 
fused form; and to integrate additional components of weaponry into 
their system for a duration of twenty-four hours.''
Subject’s
 personality appears to be one of ruthless efficiency, with no goal 
beyond maximizing casualties. Subject is capable of speech; from unknown
 sources; percieved as “surrounding” them. SPEECH IS CLASSIFIED AS CLASS
 [REDACTED] MEMETOHAZARD, DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT MEMETIC PROTECTION!''
MEMETOHAZARD
 MAY CAUSE BLACKOUT; MENTALLY TRAUMATIC STRESS OR IN EXTREME CASES 
BIOMECHANICAL MUTATION. IF THE MUTATION HAS STARTED; TAKE THE WHITE PILL
 OR HAVE A CO-AGENT ADMINISTER IT TO YOU. DEATH IS A GIFT COMPARED TO 
TRANSMOGRIFICATION INTO SECONDARY SPECIMEN!''
Secondary Specimens at-large have been spotted at [REDACTED] locations. Further research standing by.
== Author Commentary ==
So, a demented soldier fused with their gun into a murderborg is the most AMURICAN G.U.F.F. entry in a while, amirite folks?
And, for the record, the name's a play on "Ecce Homo" so instead of "Behold The Man" in Latin it's "Behold The Gun." Well, technically crossbow, BUT IT STILL WORKS!
As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
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