BF4L Kid

The BF4L Kid was an annoying kid at Space Tree and Mee's High School.
== Biography ==
In Fight Right he and the Purple Kid were admirers of Space Tree for beating up Mee, then of Mee for getting expelled, and then of the Black Kid for destroying their shrine (which they made in Mee's honor). 
He's called BF4L Kid because he has BF4L written on his shirt, when he explains stands for 'Best Friends For Life'. His shoes have little frowny faces on them.
While chastising Mee for using his "special powers," the Principal demonstrated what NOT to with powers by using his psychic powers on the BF4L Kid, revealing the following facts about him:
* He wets his bed every night.
* He has eleven toes.
* Born with a kangaroo sized tail.
* Born without eyebrows (possibly like everyone).
* Masturbates to a photo of his cousin every night, it's pretty funny.
* Doesn't know how to spell "conundrum".
* He's never worn a hat.
* He doesn't like to water ski.
In the episode Forescore Jones: Xmas the BF4L Kid exposed Forescore Jones as being a fake Santa. Since Forescore knew that the only type of person who could see through his Santa disguise is a "zombie person", he surmised that the BF4L Kid must be a zombie, a blew a hole clean through his fucking skull.
* He actually really may be a zombie, considering he still looks the same age as he did TEN YEARS AGO!
== Memorable Quotes ==
"You can take him, Space Tree, I've got your back, 'best-friends-for-life!" - Fight Right
"Haha, you'll never catch me now, fake Santa!" - Forescore Jones: Xmas
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