Castle Rock

"Castle Rock" is the third episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.
== Episode Description ==
Joe and Pat discuss why Angelenos suck before talking Tag, LBJ, All the Way, First Reformed, Conspiracy, The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter, and Borg vs McEnroe. Then the guys get into Castle Rock, the new J.J. Abrams-produced Hulu show set in the Stephen King mutiverse.
== Before The Film ==
* The boys are miserable, they both canceled therapy tomorrow.
* Joe stood Pat up for dinner last night (he disagrees), so he dined alone. He saw a car die in the road and then a monster truck sized car honked for 5 minutes behind him without going around.
* Joe went to a party where the cops showed up due to a noise complaint. They all go inside at 1AM, people start opening the windows despite Joe's protests, then they're back outside again. "It's like this everywhere" says Joe's buddy, "it's more annoying in LA" says Joe.
* The people in Joe's apartment building are told to stop leaving trash in the hallway, selfish fucking pigs.
* Pat saw a 75 lb crow fall from the sky dead onto his lawn this morning. He cleaned it up Tony Soprano style.
* On With The Joe!: Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over
* Shoutout to Benjamin Metty for the "On With The Joe!" compilation!
== Pat's Movie Corner ==
* Before we begin, Pat had a midday pint at Tam O'Shanter, the kitchen wasn't open. They said the carving station was open, but the carving station man never appeared.
* Tag (Pat)
* LBJ (Joe)
*All The Way (Joe)
*First Reformed (Pat)
*Conspiracy (Joe)
*The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter (Pat)
**Pat saw Josh Brolin at the fantastic Weezer and Pixies show.
*Borg Vs. McEnroe (Joe)
== Deadlines ==
* Suspiria trailer is released. 2 1/2 hours and Tarantino cried. is Tilda Swinton in it?
== The Film ==
* More a glacially paced drama than horror.
* Joe likes the show, the cast is great and it's expertly written/edited.
* Pat thinks everything is fairly dull and it doesn't feel like Stephen King.
* Why not throw $100 million at Stephen King and do 10 10 episode seasons where every episode is one of his short stories with a different writer/director for each?
Category:Stephen King Movies