The Holy Windmill

The Holy Windmill, also known as Thy Holy Windmill, is a towering bio-mechanical tree in Nice Teletubbyland. It is meant to be a direct parallel to The Magic Windmill, an oversized pinwheel in Teletubby Land with adverse effects. It was grown/built by Good Dipsy for the sake of cooling off the poor bunnies living in the valley land. Unfortunately, N. Trance was able to hypnotise Alt 1.0 into dipping the seed in an elixer that would supposedly stint the tree thing's growth and turn it into a malignant weed that the Teletubbies could use to spy on The Good Teletubbies. Thankfully, Good Dipsy broke her out of N. Trance's control and was able to override the elixer's effects by dipping the seed in Holy Water.
The Holy Windmill relies on solar energy more so than wind energy. You would think this would mean making it a, "Holy Solar Panel" would make it more efficient, but it takes in solar beams as the leaves spin, so it checks out. It is arguably one of the coolest things in Nice Teletubbyland, as whenever it spins, rain clouds of holy water spawn in the land. This is honestly one of the most impressive events in all of Nice Teletubbyland, if solely because that place is boring as all hell (ironic, no?).
Aside from that, Thy Holiest of Windmills can also summon breadbugs, which is always a plus for anything and everything ever. It should also be mentioned that some of the inner parts of the tree are not made out of wood. They are actually, for reference, made out of pewter. What can we say? The seed was bio-engineered! Directly licking the inner axis of this tree is currently considered the most dangerous thing to do in the land.
Thy Holy Windmill pumps positive energy through the ground of Nice Teletubbyland as it spins. As such, one could say that this windmill is the main thing that keeps Nice Teletubbyland from succumbing to the dark forces of evil. During the End of Days, Magneto uprooted it due to the metal pieces inside of the tree, thus destroying Nice Teletubbyland and killing all who lived in it.
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