B.A.T's Mysterious Case File

B.A.T's Mysterious Case File (B.A.Tの不思議な事件簿) is the drama track from the limited edition of the third volume of the Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- side D.H & B.A.T manga.
==Cast==
*Shota Hayama as Kuko Harai
*Yuki Sakakihara as Jyushi Aimono
*Eiji Takeuchi as Hitoya Amaguni
*Naomi Kusumi as Shakku Harai
==Translation==
 	
 	Haa... (People finally stopped calling... Maybe I'll be able to go out today after a long time.)
 	Hitoya-san! I want you to help me!!
 	...Again?
 	My band member is in a big trouble!
 	I'm listening, so calm down first. Sit there.
 	Ah...! Okay...
 	Well? What happened to your band member?
 	He moved recently and apparently to a stigmatized propertyJyushi uses 事故物件 (jikobukken), a term for a property where a crime, death, etc. has occurred​....
 	A stigmatized property, huh? Such a thing is not that rare these days.
 	T-that can be true, but...
 	If it's really a stigmatized property it might be saying so in the duty of disclosureDuty of Disclosure is a legal term that means both parties of a contract must tell relevant information about what they're signing about. In this case, it would be relevant to say the house had some major accident since it potentially could affect the buyer's final decision.... Did he check it before signing the contract?
 	It looks like he did...
 	By the way, why does he think the place is stigmatized?
 	Since he moved, it looks like many inexplicable incidents have been happening frequently. Like furniture changing places... And even though it's a corner room you can hear sounds coming from the walls... And having sleep paralysisIn Japan, sleep paralysis is associated with having ghosts in your room, who are believed to cause such phenomenon....
 	I don't believe such things. If any of those were to end up doing some kind of harm, like be responsible for warranty against defects​, he can just undo the contract.
 	B-but! The real state agent insisted there was nothing wrong with it...
 	Really...?
 	And my friend just moved in so he doesn't have much money left... If he were to move out again... That's why! Since it's you, Hitoya-san, I thought you would be able to do something...
 	Looks like I have no choice... Let's take a look at this apartment first, shall we? Lead the way.
 	Ah...!! Yes!!
 	
 	Uuunnngaaahhh!!
Shakku Harai	This time you're using the cleaning cloth to wipe the floor with your feet?!
 	Ngh...! You shitty old man!!
Shakku Harai	You're the shitty one, you damn novice!!
 	I'm definitely beating you up today!!
 	Aaaah...!
 	Haa... They must be really relaxed to be displaying such an usual scene this early in the morning.
Shakku Harai	Take this!!
 	Ugyaah-aaahh...!
Shakku Harai	I'm 20 years ahead of you!
 	Ugghh...!
Shakku Harai	Oh? Hitoya-kun and Jyushi-kun?
 	H-hello...
 	Excuse us for entering like this.
Shakku Harai	Did something happen?
 	Yes. We have business with the roaring red monk over there.
 	Gh...! Who are you calling red monk?!
Shakku Harai	Shut up, you...!
 	Gah!! Guuh... Speak with your mouth, not your fist!!
Shakku Harai	Even if I do speak with my mouth you won't listen! Anyway, please take your time, you two.
 	Gh... ouch, ouch...
 	A-are you okay...?
 	Shut the hell up! Of course I'm okay!!
 	Hiyegh...!!
 	Well? What do you want from me?
 	Ahh!!
 	Uooogh??
 	Kuko-san, please listen!! It's terrible!!! Super terribleeeEEeeeeEEE!!
 	Nnngh...! Aaaaaghh!! Calm down!! What happened?!
 	It showed up...!
 	What exactly showed up?
 	The vengeful ghost!!!
 	Ah?! A vengeful ghost? What does that mean, Hitoya?
 	I also didn't wanted to believe, but... if it's a paranormal phenomenon or whatever, it's in that room.
 	In that room? Give me a decent explanation.
 	Okay. It happened just now, but...
 	
 	There's nothing out of the ordinary. Just a common apartment.
 	That's true...
Band member 	Ohh, Jyushi. You really came.
 	Are you all right?
Band member 	I'm not very good, no...
 	...This is the lawyer Hitoya Amaguni.
 	Hello.
Band member 	I'm sorry for troubling you. Please, come inside.
 	Well? What do you want to do?
Band member 	If it was possible I'd like to move out but, I don't even have the motivation to do so...
 	If you want to cancel the contract I will need proof of what's happening in this property.
Band member 	I've looked into it, but... there's nothing about any incident or accident...
 	And yet, strange things have been occurring, right?
Band member 	Yes. After I go to sleep I can hear footsteps even though there's no one around... Things move on their own... I can hear a woman crying every day...!
 	Iiirgh!
 	Aren't you imagining things?
Band member 	It happens every single night! There's no way I'm imagining it!
 	Haa... But unless we can get some proof, there's nothing worth fighting for.
Band member 	Oh, excuse me for a bit...
 	Huh? Who is this?
Band member 	A senior introduced him to me. It's a famous medium.
Medium 	This is... horrible! A tremendous hatred is concentrated in this room!
Band member 	H-hatred...?
Medium 	An evil vengeful ghost.
 	E-evil, you say...?!
Medium 	You who are tied to this room! Show yourself!
 	Eeeek!
 	...!
Band member 	Uaaargh!
 	EEEEK!!
 	What the hell...? The tableware just started flying on its own!
Medium 	What a terrible thing!! Uoooooohhhhh!! Eeeeeyy!!
 	Huueeh! W-what is thiiis?!
Medium 	UAAAAAAAAARGH!!
 	W-what was that?
Medium 	Eeek, Eeeek! T-there's no way to exorcise such a thing! Uaaaargh!
Band member 	W-wait a minute!!
 	Eeek, Hitoya-saaan!!
 	What the hell... is this...?
 	
 	A spirit settled in a room, huh?
 	Frankly speaking, there's nothing weird about its exterior.
 	That's... definitely a vengeful ghost...! It's gonna become obsessed with me and Hitoya-san and kill us!! Help us, Kuko-san!!
 	Be quiet, Jyushi!
 	Uh-Uargh! Kuko-san, didn't you just say one should talk with their mouths?
 	Aah? Unfortunately I don't remember things from long ago!
 	Uuuhhh!
 	So you want me to do something about the spirit in that room?
 	That's right.
 	Very well! Let's go then!
 	Eeeh? Right now?!
 	As long as there's something in that room it's better if we exorcise it as soon as possible, right?
 	
 	Where's the owner of the place?
 	He's at Hitoya-san's office...
 	'that so.
 	T-then, I'm opening it... Eeh... Eeehh...!
 	How is it?
 	Hmmm... There's really something hateful around here.
 	And what is that "something"?
 	It's the ghost! It's definitely the vengeful ghost!!
 	Saying it's a vengeful ghost is not exactly wrong, but... ...!
 	Aaaah!! Namu Amida Butsu Eroimeo Saiba Akutabara On Girigiri SowakaJyushi is trying to chant Buddhist mantras here to keep the ghost away., please go to heaven!!
 	You got them all mixed up, dumbass. If you have something to say, show yourself before me!
 	Uaaargh!! It appeared, Hitoya-san!!
 	Ngh, calm down!! Stop clinging to me, Jyushi!! Nothing showed up!!
 	Oh? You're holding a pretty strong grudge there. It's no wonder that weird guy couldn't exorcise it.
 	It's an apparition! A ghost! A phantoooOOOoooOOOooom!!
 	Ngh, Jyushi! I told you to stop pulling!!
 	Yeah, I'm going to save you. Just try talking to me!
 	Hey, Kuko.... What are you doing?
 	Huh? What do you mean, "what"? I'm talking to this one.
 	B-by "this one", you mean...? There's no one there.
 	You guys just can't see it. There's a young woman in a kimono over here.
 	I-I knew it...!
 	...!
 	Eeeeh!!
 	Uoooaaaargh!!
 	Tch...! It's getting confused...! Look's like I have no choice! Hey, nee-chan! I'm gonna save you right now!
 	These days, you've been left alone in this stateHatred and anger, thinking what you should do, going back and forthThe reason for the tears to run down your cheeks,Show up in your face like the light from the moon tonightA mistake that cannot be undone,And time is the only thing that seems ephemeralBut, better than keep lamenting a past that won't come back,Start writing from today onward a new Story
 	Yo, have you calmed down? Why don't you try telling me everything that's happened now?
 	K-kuko-san... Is talking to the ghost...
 	He's a crazy guy...
 	
 	I see. So you were following that sacred tree.
 	A sacred tree..?
 	Don't worry about it!
 	Ouch... What's that for?
 	This shitty lawyer here will punish the shitty peddler! So don't worry and go to heaven.
 	I don't get what you're talking about. What do you mean?
 	Looks like there used to be a sacred tree here but one of the previous owners had it cut down to build this apartment.
 	It that's really true it was an illegal act!
 	This nee-chan was the one who told me, so it can't be a lie.
 	In that case I might come up with something pretty quickly if I investigate a little bit.
 	I'll leave it to you, then!
 	Sure. I'll investigate every single detail and definitely bring it to court.
 	That's it, nee-chan! Hurry up and reincarnate! I'm looking forward to your next life.
 	I-I can't see you, but... Please have a peaceful ascension to heaven!
 	Alright! That was pretty easy. And now you guys will treat me to eat all my stomach can fit!
 	W-we will be paying??
 	Well, if he wasn't around we wouldn't be able to do anything.
 	Hyaha! Let's head to my favorite dumpling store!!
==Trivia==
==Credits==
*Translation by Mitsu.
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:Bad Ass Temple