A Dry, Dry Desert

A Dry, Dry Desert is the twenty-first episode of BEYOND THE EDGE and the ninth episode of Season 2.
== Plot ==
The screen shows shoes walking across some sand with a visible coast and sea in the background, the boots pull up to a tire and the camera pans up to reveal Jay Mack. He opens up the car door and picks up two large cans of drinks and a crate full of food.
Mason: Welp here we are boys, Slortex, bit different from Hohehn
 Mason turns towards Oakley and the other heroes.
Mason: This place was once lush in forest and water. Now, it's nothing thanks to P-Industries and the building of that damn castle.
Unknown Man: Well, Oakley, which route ya wanna take to the castle.
(Borderlands style character intro)
Shemaiah Kreios
Commander of Camp Ivory 
Oakley: Who are you.
Shemaiah Kreios: I command Camp Ivory, might have seen me around sometimes, have you.
Oakley: Can't say I have, sir.
Shemaiah Kreios: Oh, well, as I was saying, which highway do ya wanna take.
Oakley: Which one's the fastest.
Shemaiah Kreios: Acacia Highway
He points down the middle highway of three intersecting highways.
Shemaiah Kreios: Gives you a clear cut down the continent, like walkin' into fire for most of the Resistance, but I reckon it is nothing you can't handle.
Oakley: Then let's take it. 
Shemaiah Kreios: Atta boy, I've always wanted to take it on scout missions, but the boss will not let me. 
Our four heroes and the Resistance platoon hop in the newly acquired P-Industries vehicles, and speed off down the road, whilst Oakley is riding in the back of the car, he notices a hatch, and opens it up, inside he finds Mystery Combat Men suits, he radios Shemaiah.
Oakley over radio: Hey Shemaiah, I found some Mystery Combat men suits.
Shemaiah over radio: Excellent Oakley.
Shemaiah over radio to platoon: Everyone stop, Oakley found some Mystery Combat Men suits, check your cars for suits, too. 
Within ten minutes the whole platoons has giant question marks on their heads and they are heading full force towards the castle.
And in a few hours they see giant walls coming into view.
Mason turns around to face our heroes in the back
Mason: Here we are guys, the beautiful dystopia Pablo has set up.
Tyler: Well I'll be. 
Past the walls our heroes see giant skyscrapers, and the castle keeps on rising until it goes past the clouds. 
Oakley: Here we come, Pablo.
The screen then fades to black and the words BEYOND THE EDGE appear in big bold blue letters.
== Episode chronology ==
Slortex Here We Come < Previous A Dry, Dry Desert Next > Battle of Helmolp District
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