I.M. Meen

"You can't win, bookworm! I am the most powerful magician in the world, and you're just a little smarty!"
Ignatius Mortimer Meen, or I.M. Meen for short, is the titular main villain of the 1995 educational computer game I. M. Meen for MS-DOS, where he traps kids with his magic book, who are then locked in his labyrinth. He is best known for his song "Magic Labyrinth" which is what he names his book. The song is based on how he hates children (or goodie-goodies as he prefers) and willing to capture them. He frequently appears in YouTube Poops.
He appears in Rhythm Is Unbreakable and traps several people, including Jorzuke Memeyato's mother, inside of his Magic Labyrinth, and Meen and frequently antagonises his victims from within the book. Once he is defeated by Jorzuke, all the people he captured are released and Meen is trapped inside his own Magic Labyrinth. He is not seen again after that, and the book containing the Magic Labyrinth is said to have been given to Ophelia Chill, his spouse.
== Appearance ==
Too lazy to describe him. Use your bloody eyes, for fuck's sake.
== Personality ==
I. M. Meen is an arrogant, insufferable braggart who believes he is the "most powerful magician in the world", even though he gets defeated by kids armed with only good grammar. Meen's arrogance is further illustrated in his terribly written self-insert stories, wherein he portrays himself as an amazing hero loved by everyone.
He is sadistic, self absorbed, and (as his name implies) mean, he is constantly taunting the Crusaders throughout their time in his labyrinth and enjoys seeing them suffer. When he is victorious, he loves to rub his victory in. He is also a sore loser who breaks down in tears when Jorzuke defeats him and swears revenge when he is defeated for good.
== Involvement in plot ==
(To be made at a later date)
== Trivia ==
* Most people believe I. M. Meen hates children because he never got an education and had no friends, despite coming from a supposedly rich family.
* He is more or less the Terunosuke Miyamoto of Part 4.
Category:Minor antagonists
Category:Enemies of JorJor
Category:Status unknown
Category:Part 4: Rythem is Unbreakable