The SpongeBob Looney Tunes Movie/Transcript

Here is the transcript of The SpongeBob Looney Tunes Movie.
(Paramount Animation logo, Nickelodeon Movies logo (SpongeBob style) and Warner Bros Pictures logo (Bugs Bunny included))
It was a normal day in Looney Tune Land, Yoyo Dodo was wandering around as usual.
Yoyo Dodo: (hooting repeatedly) Woooooooooooooooooooooo!
Egghead: (whistling while walking around the corner of town)
Soon enough, Egghead hitched a ride on the taxi cab as the title shows “The SpongeBob Looney Tunes Movie”.
Elsewhere, Bosko was at his office keeping the place in top notch.
Bosko: So far, so good.
Just then, Porky Pig came with a huge stack of papers.
Porky Pig: Boy, (stuttering) those are very heav-heav-heav... way a ton!
Bosko: Ah, Porky. Just in time! How’s things coming?
Porky Pig: Oh, I’ve just got a lot of papers for you to sig-sig... write.
Bosko: Why thank you.
Porky Pig: (stuttering) You’re welco-welco... Anytime.
Meanwhile, Elmer Fudd is in the forest sneaking out to find a rabbit and shushes to the audience.
Elmer Fudd: Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits. (laughs “huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh”)
Then, Bug Bunny showed up after Daffy Duck changed a lot of signs from Duck Season and Rabbit Season.
Elmer Fudd: (points his gun at Bugs) Say youw pwayews, wabbit. It's wabbit season.
Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
Daffy Duck: Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
Daffy Duck: Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season.
Daffy Duck: Duck season! Fire! (as Elmer blasts his beak, moving it backwards)
Bugs Bunny: (as Daffy turns his beach back to normal) I guess he’s right, Doc, it is rabbit season. Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?
Daffy Duck: Just shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs Bunny: You keep outta this, Daffy! He doesn't have to shoot you now if he doesn't want to!
Daffy Duck: Well, I say he does so have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) So, shoot me now! Shoot me now!
So as Elmer nudged his elbows, he pointed his gun at Daffy while he sticks his tongue at him and got shot leaving his tongue and beak all rubbery.
Daffy Duck: (stretches his tongue and pulls it back to normal) Hmm... Pronoun trouble! (to Elmer) Look, you’re a hunter, right?
Elmer Fudd: Wight.
Daffy Duck: I am a duck and he is a rabbit, right?
Elmer Fudd: Wight.
Daffy Duck: And this is rabbit season which means you’re only allowed to hunt rabbits, right?
Elmer Fudd: Wight.
Bugs Bunny: (behind Daffy) And if it was duck season, what would you do?
Daffy Duck: Yeah, you’re so smart! If it was duck season, what would you do?!
Elmer Fudd: Weww, I’d do this! (points his gun at him again)
Daffy Duck: Mother! (gets blasted yet again with his beak opened wide showing his eyes and he placed his beak back in order and looked at Bugs in anger) You’re despicable!
Bugs Bunny: (to the audience) What a maroon!
Elmer Fudd: (points his gun at Bugs) Okay, you wascawwy wabbit! You’we next! (primes gun, but nothing happens, he stops and looks down at his gun] Weww, whaddo you know, no mowe buwwets.
Bugs Bunny: (feigning surprise) No mowe buwwets? Hey laughing boy, no more bullets.
Daffy Duck: (with his head back the right way up) No more bullets? (snatches the gun from Elmer’s hands) Here, lemme see this thing. (raises the gun to his eyes) Hmm. (as the gun fires in his face)
Elmer Fudd: Weww, whaddo you know, one buwwet weft.
Bugs Bunny: One buwwet weft?! Hey, laughing boy, there was--
Daffy Duck: (with his scalp peeled off and left hanging with the bullet still in it) I know, I KNOW!
Bugs Bunny: (shows his shame sign on his fingers) For shame, Doc. Hunting rabbits and ducks with an elephant gun.
Elmer Fudd: (staring at his gun in confusion) Ewephant gun?
Bugs Bunny: That’s right, Elmer, (backs away from him slowly) so why don’t you go shoot yourself an elephant?
As an elephant has turned up right behind Elmer, he immediately turns around in horror.
Elephant: You do and I’ll give ya such a pinch!
Then, he places his forefoot on Elmer’s head and pounds him into the ground and storms off.
Back at Bosko’s office, he saw that moment as he laughed in amusement.
Bosko: (laughing) That crazy gag Bugs Bunny did to Daffy and Elmer never gets old!
Porky Pig: (laughing softly) Well, (stuttering) it is their own memorial moments that... (as he just then heard a theme song from SpongeBob SquarePants as he stutters again) Wha-wha-what is that tune coming from?
Bosko: Probably is coming from outside.
Porky Pig: (stuttering) Outside?
As Porky and Bosko looked outside the window, they could see the blue sky seeing a portal about to open but stop and close.
Meanwhile in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob is woken up by the foghorn alarm clock.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray! Gary, I had a dream again. And it’s finally gonna happen today!
Gary the Snail: (meowing)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Today, Gar-bear, is that we’re off to our vacation.
Gary the Snail: (meowing) 
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don’t know, but I’ll bet Sandy does, so I’m going to visit her.
And with that, SpongeBob does his usual morning routine as he went to go see Sandy at her treedome.
At the treedome, Sandy was in the middle of inventing a rocket transporter.
Sandy Cheeks: Phew. Well, with this here rocket transporter up and running, I can go to a brand new universe.
Just then, SpongeBob came into the Treedome wearing a water helmet.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Sandy! What’s that thing you made?
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy, SpongeBob. I’m just about finished with my latest invention, I call it the “rocket transporter”. Care to give me a hand with the finishing touch?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You betcha, Sandy. That’s what friends are for.
Sandy Cheeks: Great. Hand over the plutonium battery, would ya?
SpongeBob SquarePants: No problem! Always happy to lend a helping hand.
So with that, SpongeBob helped Sandy with her rocket transporter and just then, they heard music for a merry-go-round.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh? What’s that sound?
Sandy Cheeks: That’s just the music special effects I’ve been testing. Shall we test it?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh-huh. I’m ready!
Just as they got started driving around Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob was having the time of his life.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woo! That was a blast!
Sandy Cheeks: (chuckles) It sure was, SpongeBob! So, what’d you think?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It’s like you can travel with this thing. (gets an idea) Wait! Sandy, I’ve got a better idea! How about we take this rocket transporter to go on vacation?
Sandy Cheeks: Yee-Haw! I love the way you think, SpongeBob. Okay, here’s the plan. We’ll invite our pals to see if they want to go with us, and we’ll leave Bikini Bottom at dawn for our vacation.
SpongeBob SquarePants: (checking his watch beeping) Oh, I gotta get back to the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs and I have to get the two Krusty Krabs in top notch.
Sandy Cheeks: Okay, Little Square Dude, hold on to your britches!
And so as fast as lightning, Sandy brought SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab.
Sandy Cheeks: See you tomorrow, SpongeBob! (as she took off)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Bye, Sandy!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Right on time, Boy-o! Let’s get to work, we’ve got money-- er, I mean patties to make! (chuckles)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye, aye! Mr. Krabs!
So without a minute to lose, SpongeBob got very busy and made krabby patties.
That night, SpongeBob packed all his belongings and Gary’s for the trip tomorrow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: There, all of our belongings are packed and we’re good to go.
Gary the Snail: (meows)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course we’re not leaving too long, Gary, it’s just for a week.
Gary the Snail: (meows)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now then, let’s rest up, we’ve got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.
And with that, they were able to get a goodnight’s rest for vacation.
By the time morning came, the foghorn alarm clock was heard and SpongeBob woke up.
SpongeBob SquarePants: (turns off the foghorn alarm clock) Today’s the big day, Gary! It’s time to go on vacation!
Gary the Snail: (meows)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, Gary, we’re bringing Snellie along on our vacation and our friends are gonna come, too.
Gary the Snail: (meows)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course, Gar-Bear, we’ll be back in one week. Let’s get going.
And just as SpongeBob finished his shower, putting his squared pants on and got his teeth brushed, SpongeBob and Gary came outside where Sandy arrived right on time with her rocket transporter.
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy, SpongeBob! You and Gary’re ready to go?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yep! We sure are, Sandy!
Patrick Star: (walking towards them) Hi, SpongeBob! Hi, Sandy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hiya, Patrick!
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy, Patrick!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you ready for the trip of a lifetime?
Patrick Star: You bet, Buddy! Squidina is all packed and ready to hussle!
Mr. Krabs: Alright, SpongeBob, the Krusty Krab and the Krusty Krab 2 are closed for the time being, Pearl and I are all set and ready for our vacation.
Pearl Krabs: So when do we leave, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: First, we need to wait for Plankton, Karen and Chip.
Mr. Krabs: No rush, Boy-o, Squidward is the least of our concern.
Patrick Star: Are you ready for vacation time, Squidina?
Squidina Star: You bet, Bro.
Sandy Cheeks: Now, let’s go get Squidward to see if he’s ready.
Mr. Krabs: Good thing I’ve persuaded him by doubling his paycheck.
Sheldon J. Plankton: Okay, Karen, Chip and I are ready to go. I had to pitch in only because I’m tired of failing my attempt to steal the krabby patty secret formula all the time.
Karen Plankton: Oh, Chip, we’re so glad to have you joining us on our vacation.
Chip Plankton: It’s the least I can do, Mom. I’m happy to spend time with you and Dad.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, looks like that’s everyone here. Let’s get this vacation started!
Squidward Tentacles: You guys go have fun doing your vacation, I’m staying right here at home.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no, ya ain’t, Mister Squidward! You’re coming with us!
Squidina Star: Besides, Squidward. I’ve just invited Squilvia to join our vacation.
Squidward Tentacles: (paused at what he’s hearing) Squilvia?
Squidina Star: Yep. When I told her about the vacation, she said she was more than happy to come and join us.
Squidward Tentacles: Really?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You bet, Squidward! So, are you in?
Squidward Tentacles: (came outside with his luggage) Say no more, count me in!
Mr. Krabs: Are you ready for our vacation for two, Poppy?
Mrs. Puff: Yes, of course, Eugene. As long as I feel much more comfortable.
Squidina Star: Don't worry, Ms. Puff. At least Sandy got first class for you two.
Sandy Cheeks: Darn tootin’, Squidina. Plus, I’ve got Otto as our autopilot to drive the rocket transporter.
Otto: Ready and steady.
Sandy, Mrs. Puff, Karen, Pearl and Squidina: Gal Pals!
At last, SpongeBob and his friends got ready for their vacation.
Sandy Cheeks: Okay, y’all, let’s pick up some passengers!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I’m ready when you are, Sandy!
So with that, everyone got ready for their vacation. And off they went, zooming around Bikini Bottom picking up a few friends along the way.
Squilvia: Perfect timing, Squidward, I sure am looking forward to this day!
Squidward Tentacles: Yes, Squilvia, I guess this could be worth of a good vacation.
Snellie: (meows)
Sandy Cheeks: Next stop, King Neptune’s castle! Yee-haw!
As soon as they arrive, King Neptune and Queen Amphitrite are making sure Mindy’s ready.
Queen Amphitrite: Have you got everything for your trip with your friends, Mindy?
Princess Mindy: Yes, Mom.
King Neptune: Did you bring your cell phone to keep in touch, Daughter?
Princess Mindy: As promised, Daddy, I’ll be back in about a week.
King Neptune: Excellent.
Triton: Have fun with your boyfriend Patrick, Sis!
Princess Mindy: Very funny, Triton.
Triton: Relax, Mindy, I’m only joking.
Queen Amphitrite: Have a wonderful time, Darling.
Just then, they could see SpongeBob and everyone arriving in their rocket transporter.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Mindy!
Princess Mindy: Hi, SpongeBob. I can't thank you enough for inviting me on this trip.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Anytime. Place your things inside and we'll have lots of fun.
Patrick Star: (brought a pot of flower) I’ve brought you a flower.
Princess Mindy: (accepts them) Thank you, Patrick, you’re so sweet. (kissing his cheek)
Patrick Star: (cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly)
Sandy Cheeks: Alrighty, Otto, we’re ready to go!
Otto: Next stop! Vacation!
And so, they all reached the road and were about to leave the ocean.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Goodbye, Pacific Ocean! Goodbye, Bikini Bottom!
Sandy Cheeks: Preparing countdown for liftoff. In 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1! Ignition!
Finally, the rocket blasts off and leaves Bikini Bottom.
As they finally got out of the pacific ocean, SpongeBob was concerned about the transporter.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I wonder how far we’ll go now that we’re on the surface.
Patrick Star: I don’t know, SpongeBob. Hope we won’t be too far from Bikini Bottom.
Sandy Cheeks: Don’t worry, Patrick. We’ll be just fine as long as we stay close together.
Squidina Star: I hope you’re right, Sandy, I can only hope Otto doesn’t go overboard.
Otto: Now heading for outer space!
Squidward Tentacles: Well, that’s no surprise there.
SpongeBob SquarePants: (looking out the window) Patrick, look! We’re in outer space again!
Patrick Star: Right on!
Squidina Star: Are you seeing this, Pearl?
Pearl Krabs: Do I? It's totally amazing!
Sandy Cheeks: Don’t lose your gander, y’all, we still have to get back to Earth so we can find where else to go.
Otto: Warning! Rocket Transportator losing control!
Plankton: Uh-oh. That’s not good...
Mr. Krabs: We’re doomed!
Patrick Star: Are we gonna crash?
SpongeBob SquarePants: (screaming like crazy)
Sandy Cheeks: Aaaaah!!!
Squidward Tentacles: (screaming)
With the rocket transportator out of control, it flies into the Serververse.
As the rocket started rushing by, SpongeBob and his friends found themselves going through an underground tunnel and through the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies target as the music started playing.
Sandy Cheeks: What in thunderation!?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We’re gonna crash!
Patrick Star: This is it!
However, the ship was able to go through the target and zooming around a cartoonish desert.
Elsewhere, Yosemite Sam begins to settle a score from Bugs Bunny for his past pranks on him.
Yosemite Sam: Alright, you dog-blasted, ornery, no-account, Iong-eared varmint! Say your prayers!
Bugs Bunny: Hey! Just a minute, you. Them's fighting words.
Yosemite Sam: Yeah, them's fighting words.
Bugs Bunny: I dare you to step across this line.
Yosemite Sam: I'm a-stepping.
Bugs Bunny: Now this one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! This one! That one! (ecte until they reach the desert cliff) Now, I dare you to stop across this one!
Yosemite Sam: (fell off and quickly went back up) I hate you! (fell off again until he reached the ground hard)
Bugs Bunny: (chuckles) Ain't I a stinker? (noticed something) Hmm... I wonder what's going on here? (pulls out a telescope as he spots a familiar rocket) Holy cow! I better go get Bosko! (ran off)
During Wile E. Coyote's chase for the Road Runner, the rocket transportator crashed landed on him.
Road Runner: (makes a popping-cork tongue noise) Beep-Beep! (zooms away)
Once the dust settles, we see a crater that's in a shape of SpongeBob SquarePants as everyone begins to climb out of the rocket and groan in pain from the impact.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where are we?
Patrick Star: I don't know, but I'm sure this isn't Bikini Bottom.
Sandy Cheeks: Nope, but I don't believe they have rabbit that’s very tall.
Squidward Tentacle: What rabbit?
As Sandy points at Bugs, he, Daffy and Bosko were there to greet them.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, (eats his carrot) what's up, Doc?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, nothing much, would you mind telling us where we are?
Daffy Duck: You’re in Looney Tune Land, it’s our home world.
Patrick Star: Hey, aren't you that duck who tried to survive during the hunting season for ducks?
Daffy Duck: Maybe. Why’d you ask?
Just as Patrick pointed towards a bunch of hunters right behind Daffy, he got bombarded with bullets.
Daffy Duck: Should've seen that coming. (as pieces of himself came falling off)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah! Now that you'd mentioned it, there was that bleeding effect during that Duck Amuck.
Squidward Tentacles: What kind of effect are you... (interrupted as a black blob from a screen fall on top of his head)
Just as Bosko hands Squidward a pole to get it back up but fell on him again and no matter how hard to hold it up he was at the bottom, he then jumps and screams as he rip off every black blob that are surrounding him.
Squidward Tentacles: (gasping) Alright, let's get this adventure started.
As the circle closes in on him, the "The End" title is on the screen.
Squidward Tentacles: (off-screen) NO! No! (as he's seen in view to move the title away)
Bugs Bunny: Now, ah, where did you guys say you're from?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Bikini Bottom. 
Mr. Krabs: How the barnacle do you guys live this place?
Bugs Bunny: The better question how some of you guys are surviving on land without being in the water?
With some help from Squidina, Sandy used their universal radar map and discovered how.
Sandy Cheeks: Apparently this here cartoon universe has own laws of physics.
Squidina Star: So in other word we'll be fine until we get back home to Bikini Bottom.
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