Journals

So, this is where we put down all obtainable journals/achievements/kills.
XP 	Name 	Description 	Notes
1 	The End 	My beautiful friend, the end. 	+100,000xp
1500 	missile commander 	Launched the Colossus missile. You inhuman bastard. 	Talk to Mechatravolta in SpaceOrg (doesn't complete it, but tells you what to do).
2000 	Missile Comdooder 	 	Clamenza and a few other people got this for using a portalgun to nuke Freedom City with the Colossus.
1000 	chud genocide 	Murdered every chud in the sewers. 	
It sounds a lot harder then it is. Its actually a timer, you have to get a certain amount of kills in a single time period. Go to a chud spawn in the sewer and kill them for about 5-10 minutes. Easy.
1000 	Edith's Dolly 	Returned Edith's dolly to her. 	Speak a password aloud to get into the locked room and find her doll. Ask her about her dad for clues to find the words.
1000 	gleaming the cube 	Survived the monstrous CUBE. No one will ever believe you. 	Escape the cube.
1000 	scribe 	Wrote down your wisdom for future generations. 	Contribute to the official wiki or help files, then tell an admin.
800 	brundlechud 	Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud. 	Get chud meat and a bug egg, go past the catwalk, combine the two in the first room and incubate in the room to the north. You don't have to kill the brundlechud.
800 	redneck nuker 	yeehaa! kablooey! 	Set off the nuke hidden in Glowstiller. There's a hidden trail behind the messy trailer, follow it, go below the distillery to near the end of the path, and if you're fast head south, and get out before Grandpappy can attack you.
750 	matter compiler 	Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals. 	At the chemical plant, look at the console for the stats on gold(Au), then turn the dials up both ladders to match the numbers.
750 	Null's Salvation 	Destroyed all the Shoggoth spawn for Null. 	Rewards a deathsuit.
700 	enlightenment 	Achieved enlightenment in the Kakuri monastery. 	Solve the enlightenment quest. Rewards a clusternuke pellet.
650 	oil baron 	Refined and sold some gasoline from the refinery. 	Do the Oil Baron quest. 30k for 100% tank fill.
600 	commodus 	Earned the title of Colosseum Champion. 	The Colosseum is in Gangland.
500 	evangelist 	Wrote delicious lies about Hell. 	Advertise hellmoo outside of the hellmoo world admin awarded.
500 	rampage 	Did lots of obviously naughty things. 	Get 200 FCPD stars.
500 	bad lieutenant 	Judge, jury and executioner for The Man. 	Kill a criminal while an enforcer contract is active.
500 	crack bomber 	Terror-bombed the crack mansion. 	Set off a metal suitcase inside the crack mansion. Rewards $5,000.
500 	electrical engineer 	Restored power to the Slagtown subway station. 	Check generator to see what parts you need, then repair with the parts. Flip the breaker box.
500 	gun dealer 	Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership. 	Shoot the targets in the gun range in Corpclave until you get a score sheet, hand this to 77Jack (he's in the room beside the targets from 12 to 5 usually). Then knock on his house a couple west from there to check out his private gun stash to buy from.
500 	nodachi 	Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island. 	Drink three times from the fountain in the Kakuri island temple, then go search the kitchen in the east. You should find a door down, leading to a hallway. Follow the hallway west to the nodachi case. If your path is blocked, you were too slow and have to go drink again.
500 	sealab flooder 	Killed the deep one abomination, and flooded the sealab. 	Self explanatory.
500 	shoggoth tunnels 	Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels. 	Solve the puzzle of the altar underneath the Orphanage by setting the dial furthest north to 6. The middle dial to 6. and the furthest south to 5.
500 	tesla 	Triggered the mighty earthquake machine. 	an earthquake machine.
500 	UFO Mechanic 	Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim. 	Find a green spiral notebook in the redneck encampment and translate it from Linear B. Repair the UFO with a rod or bar of something radioactive (not nearby) and a part from the Truckasaurus.
500 	ka9q 	Decoded a message from space 	Observatory Walkthrough
450 	WOPR 	Beat the supercomputer WOPR at its own game. 	Get an RFID for the biolock in subway, then floppy disk from past there.
400 	Siege Survivor 	Survived the assault on Precinct 13 	Head to Precinct 13 in Gangland, press the button, kill the ganglanders and survive.
400 	baby farmer 	Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth. 	Bring a live baby to a cultist room below orphanage. Trains torture. Also
400 	gorton's fisherman 	Slew the Kraken. Fishsticks for all! 	Kraken is in sewers. It's fuckin badass.
400 	hellboy 	Killed the Hellboy and took his gun. 	Hellboy wanders south necropolis, carries samaritan.
400 	will smith 	Shot down a damn UFO! BOO-YA, ALIEN BITCH! 	Shoot down the UFO with a ground-to-air missile such as a stinger missile.
350 	baby back ribs pt2 	For one baby a day, you can keep a cannibal fed. 	Give Alfred Packer ('ragged traveler') who travels the western road a JnW's Special Baby Back Ribs (look pt1).
350 	basement dweller 	Fell victim to crowbar's trap. 	Fall into Crowbar's basement north of Weezer.
350 	cannon 	Fired a live grenade from the cannon on the pirate ship. 	Self explanatory.
350 	egg harvest 	Killed the bug queen for her eggs. 	You don't need to kill the bug queen just to take her eggs, just kill her to get the journal.
300 	buddha on the road 	Met buddha on the road. Killed him. 	Buddha randomly showed up at the FC clone bank.
300 	chimaeraslayer 	Cleaned the gene pool of the hideous Chimaera. 	Chimaera is in the lower part of Underground Mine.
300 	cowcatcher 	Hit by a train! 	Get hit by the train in necropolis or the corpclave/burbclave subway.
300 	explorer! 	You've been all over the place. 	Got this at the same time as bone panther's friend, not sure what caused it.
300 	fightclub 	Passed the Fight Club initiation. 	Beat everyone in the prison fight club. While wanted, walk into prison with a weapon. Stow it in a container so you can enter the fight ring, take it out once you're inside.
300 	KKK 	Burned a cross on Dr. Kigabe's doorstep. 	Self explanatory.
300 	talkradio 	Killed the insane racist talk radio host. 	Kill Savage Michael at Stormfront
250 	baby back ribs 	A tasty alternative to a back alley abortion. 	Bring a mutant baby to the JW in north Freedom City. Kill the baby in front of Carlos.
250 	cousteau 	Explored the abandoned sealab. 	Uh, yeah.
250 	Demon Killer 	Killed an agent of Satan for Prchr. 	Kill a Shoggoth Spawn.
250 	furnace 	Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace. 	Set the thermostat in the orphanage basement to 50, then enter the furnace once it lies dormant.
250 	geocacher 	Found ten geocaches. 	Self explanatory.
200 	Belly of the Beast 	Wading through a horde of the undead. 	Go to the room above where the four-armed zombie resides in the deepest part of the Bradbury basement.
200 	bonepanther's friend 	Made friends with a VERY large kitty. 	Pet the bonepanther in the Open Prarie. To allow it to pet you, you must feed it a lot of food.
200 	curly moustache 	oh he's so pringles 	Earned by defeating someone at the arcade in a game.
200 	godvictim 	Killed by the gods for no good reason. 	Awarded when you are killed by the gods when you did not bring it upon yourself (eg, prayers will not get you this).
200 	ghostbuster 	You are seriously not afraid of no ghost. 	Drop a Mk I PK trap (bought from the CSICOPS office) on the ground and kill a ghost in the same room.
200 	the furnisher 	Used your surroundings to finish the job. 	Perform any fatality that uses the area to finish the job.
150 	demolition man 	Detonate the dynamite in Pike Street Station. 	The dynamite is strapped to some rubble in the northern end of the tunnels.
150 	Charnold 	Hunted down and killed the Charnold. 	The Charnold is behind a door in the sewers.
150 	millionaire 	Made a million clams, in the parlance of our times. 	Self explanatory.
150 	mr. hands 	Dreaming of horses. 	Assfucked the horse in the eyeball humanitymoo drug dream.
150 	otaku 	Made a tamagotchi happy. You loser. 	Keep playing with the tamagotchi until it reaches max happiness.
150 	soulthief 	Trapped some poor sucker's soul in a pentagram. 	Inscribe a pentagram using a red chalk from the satanist church, then kill in front of it.
125 	hitler 	Found the final solution to the criminal problem. 	Turn the switch to from "TEMPORARY" to "FINAL" found in the room north of the showers in the basement of the prison. If there are people in the shower at the time, you'll get this entry.
100 	airlocked 	Died in the frigid hell of hard vacuum. 	Die in space. Brawler accomplished this by pissing off an admin and getting teleported to orbit.
100 	rumormonger 	Find a note containing a rumor. 	The note will crumple after you read it, but likely mentions an item in development or something similar.
100 	air supply 	Brought the gate trooper his favorite album. 	Buy or find the air supply minidisc (dropped by NPC's in orphanage) and give it to the gate trooper at Corpclave.
100 	bully 	You were a total dick to some poor nerd. 	Give a nerd a swirlie in the north toilet, Nukem 2f.
100 	finish him! 	Executed fifty fatalities. 	Pretty self explanatory.
100 	fisherman 	Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. 	Catch a fish.
100 	fishkeeper 	Kept sea creatures imprisoned in your apartment for fun. 	Put three fish in a fishtank in your apartment.
100 	hostage 	Took a hostage at gunpoint. 	Brandish a gun at a civilian.
100 	huffer 	Dumb enough to huff paint. 	Self explanatory.
100 	kurt 	You hate yourself and want to die. 	Kill yourself with a shotgun, easily done in the quake dream.
100 	moonshiner 	Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine. 	Hang around Care Dog in Any Port and he'll tell you he wants moonshine.
100 	thuggin 	Jacked some poor clone for his credit. 	Spare an NPC begging for you not to kill them.
100 	sackmaster 	Master of the hackysack. 	Kick a hackeysack (from the survival shop) 10 times. This is easier with someone else and you can both get journals for it.
100 	Usagi Yojimbo 	The rabbit died. And dropped a hosaka daikatana. 	Usagi wanders around in Necropolis, sometimes teleports when you get him low. Drops a Hosaka Daikatana.
75 	basejumper 	Parachuted off a building. Wow. 	Wow! Easiest done off of the Weyland-Utani tower in Corpclave.
69 	69 	HUALHULUGALUHGA 	Simultaneous oral.
69 	minge binge! 	What a nice smelling nice smell. 	some panties.
50 	the serenest 	Won a staring contest. 	stare person on bar
50 	over the top 	Won an arm-wrestling match. 	armwrestle person on bar
50 	footstrong 	Buzzed Neil Armstrong's footprint. 	on the moon!
50 	Ayyyyyyy! 	You restarted the jukebox in AP. You're so goddamn cool. 	Thump jukebox in Any Port.
50 	bad dream 	Fucked your own dad in a dream. What the hell, man? 	in your dream.
50 	Brainstorm 	Made a good suggestion. Thanks! 	Received from Gilmore when I paged him about finding a bolted homecam on a crackhead corpse.
50 	breeder 	The miracle of childbirth! 	Get pregnant as a female.
50 	cancer cure 	Discovered a non-cure for cancer. 	Push the button on the machine in Meds 4 Less about 50 times.
50 	cherry popper 	Devirginized someone. 	Fuck a virgin for this one, easy ones include orphans and many other NPC's.
50 	crocodile hunter 	Went for a swim with a bull stingray. 	Be swimming on the same tile as the stingray on the coast.
50 	date rape 	Made sweet love to that special passed-out something. 	Rape an unconscious person.
50 	d-p 	It's not gay if there's vagina in between. 	Be the bread or meat in a human sandwich.
50 	dreams of before 	Was it all just a dream? 	Finish character creation.
50 	Father Flannigan 	Gave some orphans a reason to live. 	Drop a TV in the television room in the orphanage.
50 	giblets 	Showered the area with gibs. 	Get blown up.
50 	pinkslip 	Got fired. Literally. 	Get a corp discipline implant and have it get set off by the corp head.
50 	Rashomon 	Returned Ghost Dog's paperback. 	Self explanatory. Ghost Dog can be found in gangland.
50 	red ribbon 	Discovered the ancient African AIDS cure. 	Have AIDS and fuck a virgin (orphans are good). Cures your AIDS.
50 	Roshi 	Defeated Master Roshi in combat 	Kill Roshi Heihachi at the Kakuri Island Monastery, he is in the west side ground floor. You will need to kill a sensei for the key to get inside.
50 	soylent feast 	Nothing beats the home made stuff! 	Process a corpse using the RDCD unit in the Municipal Recycling Center.
50 	Star Wars 	Collected all the Star Wars figures. 	Self explanatory.
50 	eye contact 	Made eye contact with someone far, far away. 	Look through the coin-op binoculars at the AP heliport.
25 	rats off to ya 	Killed the legendary gangman Rat Fatzo in your dreams. 	Kill Rat Fatso in the humanitymoo dream.
25 	schoolgirl 	Dressed up like a schoolgirl. 	Self explanatory.
20 	conet 	Intercepted the conch shell transmission. 	Listen to a conch until you hear a code.
13 	Pope Hugger 	Crocodylus Pontifex 	Grab the Space Pope, who can be found in gangland.
1 	retroactive autoabortion	Took the easy way out. Coward. 	I killed myself with a bruce
1 	Lumberjackin' 	Have you been lumberjackin', boy? 	Chop down trees with a chainsaw
150 	glorified errand boy 	Was conned into jumping through hoops for some crazy old guy. 	Part of the Empath Quest.
300 	BSI Admittance 	Gained Admittance to a long-closed institute of higher learning.	Awarded at the end of the EmpathQuest.
Unknown	Unknown 	Unknown 	Taking a picture of a cop attacking a freak while that freak has no stars.