The Evil Walter White Album

== The Evil Walter White Album ==
The Evil Walter White Album is a very scary Album, found when the DVD for the complete first season of Breaking Bad was extracted onto a computer. It contains 6 songs. The B Sides of this album were recovered.
== Track List ==
* 1: I am Evil Walter White (Hesonburg): In this chilling track, what appears to be an evil version of Walter White is chanting "I am Evil Walter White, Hesonburg!" repeatedly for 4 minutes with audio distortion and ominous ambient noises.
* 2: Scary Jessey Pink Man (Acapella): In this one the same Walter White voice repeats "Jesse" over and over again in exasperated and angry tones with varying inflections, lasting roughly 3 minutes.
* 3: Hank (The haunt of): In this track the feared Evil Walter White rants for 7 minutes about an unknown individual known as Hank Hill.
* 4: B.Y.O.B. (bring your own boobs aahah) (Ft. Tom Cruise): Evil Walter White and self-proclaimed God Thomas "Gullible on the ceiling" Cruise demonicaly chant about breasts.
* 5: I am Not Evil Walter White (Hesonburg) (Just Kidding): In this (seemingly) calming track, what appears to be a kind version of Walter White is chanting "I am Not Evil Walter White, Hesonburg!" repeatedly for 4 minutes with the soothing sounds of the ocean, followed by 1 minute of the Lavender Town theme from Pokémon Red & Blue, but reversed.
* 6: SIKE! Actually, I WAS the Evil Walter White, Hesonburg, this whole time!: In the most terrifying track yet, a shrill sting of a violin breaks the calm atmosphere of the previous song, haunting illegible moaning can be heard in the background as Walter White bellows in a death metal voice: "I AM THE EVIL WALTER WHITE, HESONBURG!" for 2 minutes, while two out of sync Lavander Town themes can be heard playing in the background, but pitch boosted. The second half of the song is the same, but with what can be described as 'Youtube Poop editing', where Walter Whites voice doubles in speed, and reverses, and pauses etc for the last 2 minutes of the song. Then it ends chillingly with a stock evil laugh sound but played on half speed.
* 7: walter.mpeg: Only found on early collector's editions of the complete first season of Breaking Bad, this 0.687 second long audio file contains a very compressed recording of what sounds like a child saying the name "Walter" before being quickly cut off. 
== Listen to The Evil Walter White Album ==
https://soundcloud.com/babzaiworld/the-evil-walter-white-album
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Category:Extended Canon
Category:Evils
Category:Breaking Bad
Category:Evil Albums