DBA Media Department

The Destruction Bench Agreement Media Department is a branch of the Destruction Bench Agreement Organization, primarily in charge of official social media pages for the tournament/television show. The DBA Media Department’s office is located within the Main DBA building, past a maze of corridors. Not many people visit the department outside of the interns who work there. 
== History ==
The Media Department was not of much note until the Official Twitter page was created. However, shortly after this the department fell victim to a strange spirit. After over a month of fruitless struggle, DBA higher ups decided they were really tired of dealing with questions from the families of the “missing” interns, so the party of episode 126 were requested to deal with the issue. 
The interns were unable to leave the building, though whether this was due to Neo Bagel’s interference or the spirit was unclear. The office’s rooms and corridors were a twisting maze, frequently causing both the party and interns to become turned around and confused. Throughout the office the party came across evidence of the violence that befell the department, both in the form of blood splatters and the bodies of dead interns. Most of the interns were either terrified or depressed, having accepted their fate. 
After the party defeated the spirit, the interns were freed. The halls lit up and they were finally able to leave the office without dying.
== Interns ==
=== Gianna ===
The de facto leader of the DBA Media Department interns due to being the intern who has been around for the longest. She is often exasperated by the situations she finds herself in, but can roll with the punches. She genuinely cares about her fellow interns, trying her best during the QWERTY incident to keep as many of them alive as possible. Her epithet allows others to live without the need for food or water, all though it is unable to stave off the feeling of hunger or thirst.
=== Albert ===
A very nervous man. Whether his nervous nature is a result of living through the QWERTY incident or was already an aspect of his personality beforehand is unclear. Due to lasting longer than other interns, he ended up being Gianna’s second-in-command. 
=== Hoshi ===
An intern who, while not appearing on screen, was mentioned in the official Twitter. He died after trying to tell those who had decoded the Twitter posts where they wereDestruction Bench Agreement, (@DBAgreement). "Zit ltkctk! Gk zit egdhxztk! Oz vqkhl gxk dtllqutl. Hstqlt ixkkn! O’d of zit RWQ d", ("The server! Or the computer! It warps our messages. Please hurry! I’m in the DBA m"). Nov 5, 2020. Twitter.com. https://twitter.com/DBAgreement/status/1324525895021924352. . One of the other interns informed followers of his death in a coded tweet posted the next dayDestruction Bench Agreement, (@DBAgreement). "Iglio ol ugft. Vt fttr zg wt eqktyxs. Oz afgvl vt qkt zknofu zg utz itsh.", ("Hoshi is gone. We need to be careful. It knows we are trying to get help"). Nov 6, 2020. Twitter.com. https://twitter.com/DBAgreement/status/1324833942785073153..
=== Carolina ===
She was another intern who was mentioned via the Twitter account. She fell to despair and tried to leave the Media Department during the spirit incidentDestruction Bench Agreement, (@DBAgreement). "Oz’l zgg dxei. Ugr oz’l zgg dxei. O’d lgkkn, Uoqffq. O’d lgkkn, Qswtkz. O eqf’z zqat ziol qfndgkt. Hstqlt ygkuoct dt.", ("It’s too much. God it’s too much. I’m sorry Gianna. I’m sorry Albert. I can’t take this anymore. Please forgive me."). Nov 20, 2020. Twitter.com. https://twitter.com/DBAgreement/status/1329907374778318848.. Another intern mentioned her death after the factDestruction Bench Agreement, (@DBAgreement). "Eqkgsofq zkotr zg stqct. Lit zkotr qfr O vqlf’z zitkt zg lzgh itk. Ugr vin rgtl ziol atth iqhhtfofu?", ("Carolina tried to leave. She tried and I wasn’t there to stop her. God why does this keep happening?"). Nov 21, 2020. Twitter.com. https://twitter.com/DBAgreement/status/1330269760051949569.. 
=== Maaaatt Thew ===
A very scared boy that the episode 126 party came across while exploring the Media Department. They made him tag along with them for a bit to protect him. 
=== Johnathan Jonathan ===
A pathological Liar.
===Lucian "Lusian" Casal ===
An intern who survived the QWERTY incident. They responded to some loser on Twitter who spends their limited time on Earth arguing with people about the letter CDestuction Bench Agreement, (@DBAgreement). "Lucian". June 24, 2022. Twitter.com. https://twitter.com/DBAgreement/status/1540443589842554887.. Lucian joked about changing their name to "Lusian" in order to get the Twitter user riled up. It wasn't hard.
===Selene===
According to Lucian, she was the deceased intern who made the Twitter about the letter C being unneededDestruction Bench Agreement, (@DBAAgreement). "Rest in peace, Selene. Your random post about the letter c will not have been in vain." June 24, 2022. Twitter.com. https://twitter.com/DBAgreement/status/1540481657052041216..
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