Skanking & Dining

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Skanking and Dining," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs they would play at a wedding. They interview a couple, discuss champagne towers, and get cursed by a witch. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the episode trying to plan an event. Dillon has booked everything that a wedding needs – venue, flowers, food, etc. – but he has been unable to find a couple to wed. He tells Matt that he's spent around 30,000 Costco Hundos on this event, but is positive he can make the money back if they can find a couple to marry.
They bring a couple into the studio that Dillon found in the parking lot and interview them to see if they're a good fit for the event. Their names are Kevin and Emmie, and the DJs ask them a series of questions. The couple met at a rave in West Philadelphia, following a sausage festival (where Kevin admits to eating five sausages). Emmie confirms she did not attend the sausage festival but was clubbing prior to raving.
The DJs are curious what the couple might pay them to DJ, and they can only provide three hoagies. When asked how the couple would describe double heads in three words, they are told they are "talkative, inquisitive, and colorful." The DJs decide the couple is a good fit, so they are now part of the wedding.
After the couple leaves Dillon then informs Matt that he received a glass flower from a green-skinned witch named Vivian earlier that week while walking through the park. The witch told him, "I know things you don't know," which Dillon now believes was a curse. And since he had Matt touch the glass flower as well, he is now cursed.
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Kevin and Emmie
== Featured Music ==
Michelle Branch - "Breathe"
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up (Escape From Newton Mix)"
Tom Waits - "Ol' 55"