Ocean Squirts

Ocean Squirts Luxury Beachside Accommodation is a resort on the Gold Coast, Queensland and managed by Jorme.  Their jingle urges people to “Bring Your Family, Enjoy the Squirt!”. John Douglas and his wife Kerryn are regular guests, John once hurting his back from slipping on a squirt (see Episode 3). In Episode 9 John complains about an 'off' Dining Room squirt apparently caused by someone putting their fingers in the squirting zone (AKA the basement) and making a mess.
In Episode 22 a confusing sketch set at Ocean Squirts is aired revolving around cheese tasting (see the Ocean Squirts Cheese Tasting Sketch) that the Actual Grub turns up in. We hear in that episode that John and Kerryn have been guests at Ocean Squirts for the last three months.
In Episode 88 it was revealed that Jorme had planned The Ocean Squirts Life of Pi Theatrical Dining Experience which involved Jorné (Jorme’s mother) sitting in a boat playing the tiger (sans costume). Special permission had been granted for the experience by Jeremy Rags, whom Jorme mistakenly believed was the Premier of Queensland.
In the live Episode 100 the characters of Jorme, John and Kerryn make a return. It is revealed that John and Kerryn may have been residing at Ocean Squirts for two years and that John and Kerryn are stuck in a neverending holiday.  In the episode Jorme squirts into John’s bum who then squirts back into Jorme’s bum and so on with the Actual Grub also making an appearance.
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