Patton Sanders

Patton Sanders is a character from the Sanders Sides series. He is a bubbly father-figure figment, known for his dad-jokes.
Does he fuck? Sources say "top. top. TOP" my opinion? i would love to see this man try : /
== Why are there no happy Patton images on the top search results ==
seriously i was looking for ages and i found fuck all
== what i think is going to happen in the next episode ==
i think we'll get to meet the orange side and it will all somehow be pattons fault :D
== what /i/ think is going to happen ==
yeah to be fair it will be pattons fault but heres the thing, i literally simp so hard every time i see this man every time for no reason i dont understand why
== i hope the orange side is cool ==
there was nowhere else to put this but honestly its getting crowded and most people are annoying
me when they add a new side
== Canonmates ==
* Roman Sanders
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