Petitionary

The Petitionary is a minor antagonist and video game character from The Saviors of Sunset City. He is a human nemesis of 10, best known for urinating on people and wanting people to sign his petition.
== Personality ==
The Petitionary loves violent video games, and has a compulsion to make people sign a petition to get "whiny politicians" to play them. He is callous and cruel to those who don't wish to sign, being prone to profanity, violence, and urinating on people.
== History ==
=== Origin Story ===
The Petitionary was brought into the real world from POSTAL 2 by a mutant with the ability to pull video game characters into reality. It is unknown why the man summoned him, but what is known is that the Petitionary killed him immediately and urinated on his corpse.
=== The Saviors of Sunset City ===
The Petitionary was trying to get people to sign his petition when Spinflux, Big Red, and 10 coming to stop him. Big Red willingly signs the petition, before Spinflux non-consensually signs everyone's names. 10 insults the Petitionary, prompting him to swing his shovel at him, which prompts a quick change into Big Chill. He claims he isn't harassing people, before going to pee on a building, to which Big Red spins him around, getting peed on in the process. 10 freezes him and the pee, with Spinflux using 100% Muscle Usage to snap the pee stream and pierce Petitionary's throat with it like a knife, prompting 10 to quick change to Fasttrack and run him to Elm Tower Memorial Hospital, prompting concern from Dr. Ramona Paean.
After being released from the hospital and landing in prison, Petitionary took advantage of Circuit Breaker's newly awakened electrokinesis to try and escape, being intercepted by 10, Oracle, Kickbutt, and Puck. 10 turns into Ditto and swarms Petitionary, prompting Circuit Breaker to catch him in the crossfire and for 10 and his clones to hit the Griddy as they beat him to a pulp.
=== 10 and White Lion's Duo Session ===
While not appearing in the session himself, Petitionary did get cloned by Gene Plicer and was made to fight 10. 10 turns into Ditto and swarms the cloned Mike Tyson, with Petitionary smacking one of the clones in an act of vengeance, before being shot by Eye Guy and killed by Spitter puffing up.
== Notable Moments ==
* Killing the guy who brought him into reality
* Peeing on Big Red
* Getting his pee stream snapped and shoved into his esophagus
* Getting swarmed by Ditto
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Prolonged Urination ===
Petitionary's only power is to urinate on command and for however long he wants.
== Trivia ==
* Petitionary is literally the Postal Dude from POSTAL 2.
* Petitionary's name is a combination of the words "petition" and "missionary," referencing his religious devotion to his cause.
* Petitionary being cloned proves he has human DNA despite being made of code.
Category:Characters
Category:NPCs
Category:Humans
Category:Mutants
Category:Antagonists
Category:The Saviors of Sunset City