Elpea's Disastrous Haircut of June 2006

In June 2006 a hairdresser cut Elpea's hair too short EVEN THOUGH HE POINTED OUT EXACTLY HOW MUCH DOES HE WANT IT CUT and he looked like a dick head and a moronhttp://www.flyingpurplehippos.org/index.php?showtopic=7296. He didn't want a haircut in the first place, but his mom made him do ithttp://www.flyingpurplehippos.org/index.php?showtopic=7296&p=331229.
Elpea then threatened to dye his hair various colours. No pics exist, but various FPH press moguls would be willing to pay good money for them.
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