Mortimer the Dillyer

Mortimer (or Morty) the Dillyer is a weird looking armadillo with British-brand dental hygiene. His species is often called Sillydillo. His fart less popular twin cousin, from Detroit, is known as Mighty the Armadillo.
== Early Life ==
Morty was born in Tasmania when a Tasmanian Armadillo accidentally made a baby with a Tasmanian Devil, for some reason. 
He found about music and rapping and funking at a very early age which influenced him a lot. The garbage he listened to caused him to be socially ostracized by everyone in Tasmania (about 4 or 7 people at the time). He tried to make it up to everyone by singing the most garbage music ever which made him even more ostracized by every animal in Tasmania, even his own parents!
This ostracization caused him to become depressed and deformed and have a British accent. Truly tragic. 
== Funky Flunk ==
When Mortimer heard the fart from Biggie Cheese, that deterred everyone in Tasmania, he didn't care, until Biggie Cheese renamed Tasmania to Snacksmania! Morty was furious at this and felt like he had to destroy Biggie Cheese and return Tasmania to "normal." 
So he trained to become a godkiller... until he learned that Biggie Cheese was an expert singer and just had to have a rap battle with him. Morty told him that his stinky smells won't deter him and that he'll drink his pee, but Biggie, with the comeback, said, "She call me Mr. Boombastic," and everything around him boomed. 
== Brawl With Biggie ==
Feeling defeated from the bombastic fantastic Boombastic, Morty used his newly earned godkilling Sillydillo powers to attack Biggie Cheese. 
His epic roly poly spin attacks actually hurt Biggie Cheese so much that he released the strongest atomic flatulence everyone has ever seen. It did nothing to Morty as no stinky smell would ever deter him from taking back Tasmania. Morty kept his flurry of attacks up until Biggie Cheese simply flicked him in the head and got incapacitated. 
=== Aftermath ===
Biggie's fart was smelled from all the way in Greenland and deterred many people. 
Biggie decided to mentor Mortimer on how to make good music.
== Trivia ==
* His smell receptors had died when he smelled a smell that smelled smelly.
* His training exercise consists of spinning around.
Category:Weird
Category:Music Producer
Category:Godlike
Category:Sent Flying Out of The Park
Category:Person
Category:Guy Person