SCP-047

Item #: SCP - Zero Four Seven
Object Class: very keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP - zero four seven is to be contain within a 4 x ████ meter empty vending machine that is monitored by at least 4 hungry staff members. At no time must a D-Class or a S-Class or a class of school children to come within ██████ kilometre of the containment area. Under no circumstances should other ████ bars be placed in the containment vending machine, refer to containment log - the post it note on the door.
Description: SCP - zero four seven on the surface appears to resemble a regular ███████ branded chocolate bar. It's anomalous properties become apparent when someone attempts to remove the packaging of SCP - ██████ only to discover that it is in fact impossible to do so. Some stupid ass hoe suggested that we use a hair dryer to shrink the plastic packaging and then was immediately terminated. 
=== Classified Audio Documents: ===
=== Test log - 001: ===
We tried opening it the normal way and it didn't work
=== Test log - 002: ===
We tried opening it on the top with the spiky bits and it didn't rip
=== Test log - 003: ===
Several Pokemon pack opening YouTubers were used in testing under the pretence that it was a market packaging survey. Despite their most violent attempts they failed and were ███ on fire and then removed from the facility
Category:Keter
Category:Food