Mafia

:Not to be confused with that other mafia with the fancy hats.
The Mafia (Also known their lesser name, Mafia of Cooks) is an evil organization filled with a bunch of Stupid buff bald guys that cook horrible meals which are about as horrible as the Chum Bucket. They also kidnap little girls as a way to threaten families to give them Money, or just to Asplode them for the hell of it.
==History==
There was once a powerful man who lived in the Mushroom Kingdom, this man's name is unknown, but most people called him the Mafia Boss. He wanted to create a gang of evil people and families that simply try to earn money by selling nasty food and your average Drugs. He called this group Very Creatively "The Mafia" This man brought him and his many strong friends and sailed off to a random island in the UnUS Minor Outlying Islands and took it over. They called this island 'Mafia Town'. The Mafia lived in this island for many years, doing their crazy stuff and making the worst food on the planet (Something that Gordon Ramsay would Asplode over), until a Genocidal Kid wearing a hat slapped them all with her Umbrella to steal their Hourglasses. Their boss was murdered and turned into a jar of Pickles, and the Mafia ran away to find a new town...
A new man in a suit rose as the Mafia Boss and raided a coastal city named Miami, and renamed it Mafia City, a place that truly lives up to the Florida name. The goons were also changed to people wearing tank tops and they use guns to break Banks and gain UnDolalrs to get a Promotion to get a [[BIG SHOT]] Level, often ranging from Level 1 (Crook), to Level 10 (Hitman), to Level 35 (Boss). It is insanely easy to get to Level 99 in this group, believe it or not. The UnPolice are trying their best to stop the Mafia, but at the same time they respect them so much that they give them Money. Pretty crazy, right? The Mafia City is currently living well and is thriving nowadays, where the Boss of Mafia City gets changed 7 times every night.
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