Cancersponge

cancersponge is the first episode of Season Five of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
(Slow zoom in to CrazySponge's house)
(Cut inside; Slow zoom in to CrazySponge's room door)
(Shot of a sign saying "DO NOT DISTURB")
(Cut inside where we see CrazySponge eating cheerios)
French Narrator: Ah, CrazySponge. One of the only people known to have a rare disease known as "Stomach Autism". Or as I like to call it, "Stomach Autism".
CrazySponge: Can you get out?
French Narrator: Oh, sorry.
(We hear the french narrator walking away and opening a door; the door is heard closing)
CrazySponge: Finally, some privacy.
(He realises he's out of cheerios)
CrazySponge: Well golly gee! I've run out of cheerios! Better get some more!
(CrazySponge takes his bowl and walks out of his bedroom door)
(He walks to the stairs and after taking just one step he epically falls)
CrazySponge: Ow… Well, at least my bowl is okay.
(CrazySponge walks over to the kitchen and places his bowl on the table; he grabs some cheerios from a kitchen cabinet)
(CrazySponge walks over to the bowl and it shatters)
CrazySponge: GOD DAMMIT! That's the 5th one this week! [he sighs] looks like i'I'llave to get a new one.
(He opens the cupboard and finds no bowls)
CrazySponge: Oh. Looks like we ran out of bowls. I blame the stairs!
CrazySponge's Mother: [talking from off screen] WHAT?!
CrazySponge: Ruh-roh!
(CrazySponge's mother stomps into the kitchen)
CrazySponge's Mother: YOU BROKE ALL THE BOWLS?!!?
CrazySponge: I didn't mean to!
CrazySponge's Mother: You better buy more bowls, or else you're gonna get kicked out of this house!
CrazySponge: Fine.
(Cut to CrazySponge putting his shoes on)
CrazySponge: Okay I'm ready.
(CrazySponge's Mother hands him her credit card)
CrazySponge's Mother: Get as many bowls as you can. And nothing else!
CrazySponge: Yes sir! I mean Mom.
(CrazySponge whizzes out the door)
(Cut to him walking to an IKEA)
(Cut to him inside the IKEA)
CrazySponge: Bowls.. bowls..
IKEA employee: Hello can i help you with anything?
CrazySponge: Yeah I need to find the bowls.
IKEA employee: They're over there.
(The employee points over to an aisle of things)
CrazySponge: Thanks.
(CrazySponge walks away)
(Cut to him walking in the dishes aisle)
CrazySponge: Intensive… I bet they won't have.. [gasps] Wow! They have it!
(Shot of fortnite mug)
CrazySponge: Fortnite Mug!
(He stares at it for a few seconds and then snaps out of it)
CrazySponge: No, I only came here to buy bowls!
(He walks away from the fortnite mug)
(Cut to him walking in the bowl section)
CrazySponge: Let's see here…
(He looks at the bowls for a few seconds, while intensely thinking about which bowls to get)
CrazySponge: Hmm…. I'll take these!
(He grabs the bowls from the bottom)
CrazySponge: 24-bowl set. I think that should be good.
(Cut to him walking out of the dishes aisle and he realises there's no exit)
CrazySponge: Huh?
(CrazySponge swiftly looks around)
CrazySponge: Must be an exit somewhere… But first I gotta pay!
(Cut to him paying for his bowls)
CrazySponge: Alright, now to get out of here.
(He looks around and sees the exit; He walks to it)
(He walks out of the store happily with his bowls)
(He walks by a dollar)
CrazySponge: Oh look! A dollar!
(He bends down to pick it up and gets crushed between two giant logs with blood pouring out of them, meaning that he just died)
(Episode ends on a zoom in shot of the bowls)
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