The Strong Arms of the Ma/Quotes

:Marge: What to do now? Too crazy to go outside, not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.
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:Bart: Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies!
:Marge: Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) (gags) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!
:(Maggie points to Lisa)
:Lisa: Don't try to pin this on me sister.
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:Nelson: (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed!
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:Marge: I do miss being a lady.
:Homer: And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.
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:Ruth Powers: (to Marge) Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!
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:Apu: (after smelling Maggie's diaper) That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.
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:Homer: (while eating dinner in the basement) It's like we're at Cheers. I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till Wings. Then you could just sleep till Monday.
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:Homer: (to Marge) Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.
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:Marge: Grampa, I'm not afraid!
:Grampa: Then you're not paying close enough attention!
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:Marge: (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle."
: Homer: I'd rather talk about our feelings! I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs are too common these days. Rebuttal--
:Marge: (pins Homer down) Let's do it!
:Homer: (nervously) Listen, my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and--
:Marge: (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously)
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:(After Marge finishes in 2nd place in the competition)
:Bart: Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her!
:Lisa: I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.
:Homer: Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us!
:(Marge's ears pick up the sound of her family's disappointment. She groans accordingly)
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