Version 1

=== Logo The First ===
So through use of this vast interwebs, I found an artist willing to a logo for this bat-crap concept of an idea. Yes, it's a given that this is hard to describe. He WAS commissioned, at his stated rate. And I tipped him 3/4th of that,.... really... if you know nothing of this idea and someone tries to describe it to you in a 500 character limit... the hell can we really ask of Roman? 
He did the best that he could given the limited character space and having literally, never heard of this project before his commission. Given how bizarre this all is, I think he did a wonderful job. 
Would I like to see a less literal logo? Absolutely. The whole point of naming this the Shoebox of Unhealthy Obsession is to keep us humble. This whole idea is nuts. A comparative analysis of Folklore of Vampire Belief, with frequent sidebars into archeology and true crime?? I have hundreds of physical 5x7 Index cards. Seriously. It grows exponentially by the year. A comparative analysis, not only by the author but buy each each year that author has published?
Roman did what he could.
Yes, I would have liked more of the self deprecating humor that is in the name Shoebox of Unhealthy Obsession.... but give the man his due. And if anyone needs an logo designed for their project, he's on fiver, and honestly is under charging. https://www.fiverr.com/flatlogovision/create-retro-vintage-and-badge-logo-design
== Version 2 ==
V2 was made by Robin Ahmed https://www.fiverr.com/robin879/do-attractive-website-company-business-logo-creation-with-3d-mockup?