The Assassin (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Wheel of Guests ==
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Hello, everyone! Missed us again from the first episode?"
The crowd cheers for the Prower Sisters
Cake: "It's time to reveal who our very special guest will be on today's show! To find out what it is, it's time for the Wheel of Guests!"
Candy: she spins the wheel
The wheel touches Shadow's face and the crowd cheers
Cookie: "Shadow will be our very special guest today!"
Shadow: "I am the Ultimate Lifeform. Don't do anything to me, or else I will take away your life."
== Ring Intro ==
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they run around the rings
Tails and Cream: they chase after the 3 girls while running on a ring
Shadow: he Chaos Blasts the rings
The Title Card was about to land on him when he teleported out of the way
== Episode ==
Black Doom fans march
Black Doom Fan Leader 1: "Black Doom is the greatest villain!"
All of the Black Doom fans cheer
Shadow: he teleports in front of the Black Doom fans and was about to shoot them with his gun
Cake: she inserts her finger in Shadow's gun
Shadow: he shot, but his face got some ash "I see you're picking a fight with the Ultimate Lifeform."
Cookie: she tries to hit Shadow with her mallet
Shadow: he dodged "You're too predictable."
Candy: "Hello, Shadow! I have a Chaos Emerald!" she runs away
Shadow: "Too bad I have one too. I can use that to teleport-"
Sonic: he homing attacked Shadow
Shadow: "Oh, if it isn't the blue faker!"
Sonic: "You're the faker!"
Cake: "It's more of a coincidence. Shadow came first!"
Sonic: "Hey! I thought you were on my side! That's why I joined you!"
Cake: "Well, I said it was more of a coincidence, because Shadow just looks like Sonic, and was artificially made by Dr. Gerald Robotnik, while Queen Aleena the Hedgehog naturally gave you birth."
Sonic: "Oh, good. At least you're not calling me the faker." he snatches the Chaos Emerald from Shadow
Cake: "Gotta go fast!"
The 3 kids hop on Sonic's head
Candy: "Piggyback ride!"
Sonic: "OK!" he runs away from Shadow "You're too slow!"
Shadow: he chases after Sonic, but gets hurt by a lot of sawblades, turning him into black fries
Sonic: he halts to a stop
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Rabbits in the real world are vegetarian, but we're not!" they put Shadow's fry shaped parts in boiling fat
Cookie: "Anyone want some fries?"
A crowd of Black Doom fans went to Cookie
Shadow: he popped out of the boiling water and used Chaos Control when Sonic used the same thing to make sure time isn't stopped
Sonic: "You're too slow!"
Shadow: "Faker..."
Sonic: "Well neither of us are fakers, according to Candy."
Skye: he calls his cousins "Custard! Donut! Pastry! Pie! Popsicle! Pudding! Sauce! Macchiato! Cappuccino! Latte! Mocha! Come here! We need to make the biggest time retainer! Chaos Control is serious. It can teleport people or stop time. We need to prevent the latter with one of the Chaos Emeralds!"
The cousins run near the Black Doom Fan Club
Shadow: "You bunnies are not funny."
The rabbits and the fox finish the machine in 3 seconds
Knuckles: "What was that? Using the Chaos Emeralds for some machine?"
Cake: "It makes sure the space-time continuum more stable."
Knuckles: "You're ruining Chaos Control!" he destroys the machine "And the Chaos Emeralds have to be in Angel Island at all times."
Skye: "No! I wasted 3 seconds of my life!"
Knuckles: "Relax. It's just 3 seconds of your life. Also, how did you make this machine in 3 seconds?"
Skye: "My 14 bunny relatives."
Knuckles: "Oh." he climbs up the tallest building and glides away
Cake: "If you really were competent, you would just destroy them all right away."
Cookie: she uses an extendable boxing glove and hits Shadow's gut
Shadow: he fell down, but recovered right away and charges a Chaos Blast attack
Sonic: he moved the Black Doom fans out of the way
Cookie: she puts a big dome around Shadow that doesn't contain the Black Doom fans
Shadow: he does a Chaos Blast, but it reflects back at him, knocking him unconscious
Cookie: she digs inside the dome and puts snow all over it, then digs outside the dome having a Santa costume "Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!"
Shadow: "Why is it snowing all of a sudden? It's still fall!"
Sonic: "Well that's a view."
Shadow: he spindashes out of the dome
Cookie: she hits Shadow with her hammer, dribbling him like a basketball and throwing him in a volcano
Shadow: he was fried
Custard: she gets a crane truck and gets Shadow out of the volcano "Anyone up for a roasted hedgehog?"
The Black Doom fans go to Shadow
Cream, Butter, Whey, and Cheese (Rabbit): "Shadow!"
Cheese (Chao): "Chao Chao!"
Cheese (Rabbit): "By the way, call me Milk instead to not confuse me for Cream's Chao, script writers."
Cream: "Hi, Milk!"
Milk: "You know what, yeah, I should change my name to Milk."
Cream: "What have you done to Mr. Shadow?"
Sonic: "I'll play with you next time, Shadow."
Cream: she gasps
Butter: "SONIC?"
Sonic: "Well, he was being lethal. At least frying him in the volcano is non-fatal, since the kids are toons."
Cream: she takes Shadow to the hospital
The Black Doom fans cheer
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they bow
Roses were thrown at the rabbits and Sonic
Sonic: "Well, he was being fatally lethal, after all. I'd still reprimand you."
Black Doom Fans: "Aww..."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "We won't!"
The Black Doom Fans cheer for the bunnies
Cake: "So who wants to have dessert?"
They all raise their hands
Hospital
Amy: "Shadow! What happened?"
Shadow: "Those rascal rabbits. There's 14 of them, with 3 as their leaders, and a fox who is the brother of the leaders."
Tails: "We know about that, but how did you end up like this?"
Shadow: "It started with an attempt to kill all of the Black Doom fans. But the rascals started with a finger inserted in my gun. And then Sonic interfered. And then I tried Chaos Control, which Sonic countered with by doing a Chaos Control too. And then I tried Chaos Blasting them, but they put me in a dome without me realizing, and then the attack affected nobody but me. Then they put snow inside the dome, and made a giant snowglobe."
Cream: "I get annoyed by my girls, but I don't try to kill them! Please don't attempt that next time. That and they are tricky, even for you, and especially since Sonic supports them."
Amy: she gasps "SONIC WAS THERE TOO?"
Shadow: "And then the hammer girl dribbled me like a basketball and threw me in a volcano."
Cream: "Oh, I got that. Get well soon, Shadow!" she uses her healing abilities to heal Shadow
Amy: "Are you better?"
Shadow: "Not by much."
Amy: "Well, you'll need to stay here for a bit for a swift recovery. I'm gonna deal with Sonic, while Cream deals with her children."
Black Doom Fan Club Grounds
Cake: "Bon appetit!"
Sonic: "I've gotta go, but one piece of advice: you won't get very far in life if you keep on fantasizing about the return of the Black Arms. In fact, nobody will unless I and the other greatest heroes of Mobius step in. Oh, and I hope you don't like him so much to the point of wanting to destroy Earth and try getting rid of me."
Amy: she Card Spin Boosts towards Sonic
Sonic: "Amy! What was that for?"
Amy: "Sonic, we need to talk."
Sonic: "Fine."
Amy: "Why did you support the bunnies' antics with Shadow?"
Sonic: "He deserved it for being too lethal to Black Doom fans."
Amy: "I get that, but this almost killed him!"
Sonic: "Hey, this is a traditional cartoon segment, nobody gets hurt hard, they just get hurt in more slapstick-y ways, just like what happened to him."
Amy: "Sonic..."
Sonic: "Uh, kids, run!"
Amy: "So you're saying it's OK to hurt Shadow because he won't get hurt that much due to this being a traditional slapstick cartoon?"
Sonic: "Yes."
Amy: she looked angry at first, but talked more calmly "Understandable, but torture is even worse."
Meanwhile...
Cream: "CAKE! CANDY! COOKIE! I WILL DISALLOW YOU FROM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCH TV FOR 3 MONTHS!"
Cake: "No you won't."
Cream: "Yes I will."
Cake: "Won't."
Cream: "Will."
Cake: "Won't!"
Cream: "Will."
Cake: "Won't!"
Cream: "Will."
Cake: "Will."
Cream: "Gotcha!"
Cake: "Dang it! If Mom is being so clever at this, she must be seriously angry at us!"
Cookie: she hits Cream with a hammer
Cream: "Make that 4 months."
Candy: she showed her glass "How about you?"
Cream: "That's what I'm-"
Candy: she moves her eyebrows up and down
Cream: "Who were those Black Doom fans, anyway?"
Candy: "We'll find out! They're going to the hospital!"
Cream: "Wait!" she runs to the hospital
The kids run to the hospital too
The Black Doom fans go to Shadow
Cream: she gulps
The Black Doom fans take off their disguises and reveal themselves to be Dash, Smash, Bash, Flash, Crash, Melody, Harmony, Rhythm, Rob, Riley, Pyro, Iron, Bea, Tamara, Shelly, Veronica, Sly, Melissa, and Glimmer
Tails: she gasps "WHAT? IT WAS YOU KIDS ALL ALONG?"
Shadow: "I'll destroy the mastermind behind this prank..."
Cake: "It was us 3 kids."
Candy and Cookie: they laugh
Shadow: "I will kill you when I recover."
Cream: "Please don't. They're my kids."
Shadow: "These menaces to society need to die!"
Cake: "Don't mistake me for this." she brings out a Sega Menacer
Candy: "We don't even look similar."
Cookie: "Although we'd like to make a game on the Sega Genesis that needs this virtual gun about Rob and Riley."
Cream: she sighs
Sonic: "So how's Shadow?"
Amy: "Hope he's good. And kids, what are you doing here?"
Cake: "They disguised as the Black Doom fans. We were the masterminds behind this prank."
Amy: she gasps "WHAT?"
Dash: "That was fun."
Amy: she stared in horror realizing that the kids put Shadow through all the torture
Cake: "Good prank, right?"
Cream: she angrily stared at the kids
Amy: she also had an angry stare at the kids too
Cake: she whistles
A lot of taxis arrive and pick up the kids except Dash and Flash, who just ran away
Amy and Cream: they boost each other and run after the kids' taxis
The Prowers' cousins arrive and hit the two with mallets
Tails: he gets in the Tornado and tries following the kids
Amy and Cream jump on the plane, trying to catch the kids
A missile was shot and destroyed the plane
Riley: she blew her missile cannon
Amy, Tails, and Cream: they were sent to the volcano and seemingly got fried too
Cake: "Dad! Mom!"
Candy: "What have we done?"
Cookie: "I thought you didn't want to kill them!"
Riley: "We'll bring them to our hospital right away."
Cookie: "But those are our parents!"
Riley: "You did the same thing with Shadow, and I thought you wanted that to happen so that we can get away from being punished by them."
Cake: "I feel like being punished is much better than having to deal with this."
Smash: "Hypocrite. You subject your parents to slapstick."
Cookie: "But this is too painful for them! I have standards! And I did it with Shadow, but I felt like he was a bad person."
Candy: "Mom and Dad are genuinely good people who have helped so many civilians and care for us despite being stern."
Smash: "You are to blame for this."
Riley: "I wouldn't have gotten the idea to fry them in the volcano if you didn't do it with Shadow! Also, Smash, aren't you supposed to show concern for your Mom?"
Smash: "No. I know one of her spells makes her immune to things like this."
Cake: "I hope they're not hurt much..."
Riley: "They sure are hurt, but I hope this doesn't make all their conditions incurable..."
Amy, Tails, and Cream (in a shield ball) make it out of the volcano after an eruption
The Prowers and their Cousins: "Way to go, Amy!"
Tails: "Thanks, Amy."
Cream: "I owe you big time!"
Amy: "Come on, taxis, drive faster!"
Cream: "Don't worry, I'm your apprentice. And I do have one spell you said that I'm better at than you."
The taxis drove faster, and the ball caught up to the taxis
Cream: she boosts the taxi drivers, Dash, and Flash
The taxi drivers drove faster
Knuckles: he was piggyback riding Sonic
Sonic: he ran the fastest he could to get all the kids from the taxi to safety by grabbing all of them with Knuckles', Dash's, and Flash's help
Everyone escaped to Tumultuous Tundra, including Dash and Flash
The lava hit the water and created a lot of rocks
Everyone got out safely and to this zone
Everyone cheered
Cream: "Phew."
Amy: "Great job, Cream! I knew you could do it!"
The Prower Sisters hug Cream
Cream: she was shocked by them hugging her, but she hugged them back
Sonic: "Dash, Flash, good job. Thank you for saving these kids."
Dash and Flash: "You're welcome! And thanks, Dad for encouraging us to be true heroes!"
Amy: "You shouldn't pat yourselves in the back, you two, because that isn't gonna do justice to your heroic acts! Oh wait, that prank was horrible. Oh, fine, a pat in the back will do for now, but I can't help but still reward you for your heroism."
Cream: "As for you three, you won't be excluded from the party, but what you did will exclude you from dessert."
Milk, Butter, and Whey: "Don't think you're not getting the same punishment either, kids!"
McDylan's
Everyone ate lunch
Cookie: "You know, this lunch is so good, that I can take the punishment."
Cream: "I'm glad you're being mature about it. Let this be a learning experience for you, OK?"
All 15: "OK!"
The End!
== Bunny Song ==
The Prower Sisters run around Rose Residence putting “Infinite is great!” posters
Amy: she wakes up from her slumber “One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were those bunnies outside the gate!
Their chaos I try everyday to mitigate!
This time it was joking about the jackal we hate!
I don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
Tails and Cream: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do.”
Amy: “I don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
Tails and Cream: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do.”
Sonic joins along the Prower Sisters
Amy: “I tried getting my man, Sonic to stop their jokes
When I found out he supported them, I felt broke!
Though this is not unexpected, it was sad
That he wouldn’t understand these jokes were bad!
I don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
Sonic and Tangle: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do.”
Amy: “I’m angry now that Tangle joined in too!”
Sonic and Tangle: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do.”
Amy: “Well, my patience ran out, and I’m telling you sure
That I will give those rascals some pain that can’t be cured!
And when they go to the hospital, I’m telling you
That they will taste some of this justice stew!
I don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
Amy: “My assignment for you is stop this, today’s the due!”
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
Amy: “Watch out for bunnies, they will anger you!”
Cake, Candy, Cookie, Tails, Cream, Sonic, and Tangle: “Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do.”
Tails and Cream: “We’re gonna ground you for a week or two!”
Sonic and Tangle: “That’s their name? I guess they changed it because of you!”
Tails and Cream left
Cake, Candy, Cookie, Sonic, and Tangle: “At the count of 5, it’s a prank we’ll tell you!
Don’t know what to say, the bunnies won’t do!”
All 5: “JUST KIDDING!”
Cake: “We we’re all just kidding, you know?”
The people laughed at the 5
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: “Good job, Sonic and Tangle. We do make a great team!”
Sonic: “We showed them the power of teamwork!”
The screen was about to become black, but Tangle was the only one shown by the camera
Tangle: she winks at the screen
The screen went to black
The End!
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