Sitcom: GET OUT

A sitcom, by Jeffrey Blasthawk. The meaning of 'Get Out' is when Jeffrey gets annoyed by someone, in acting in his 'King Of Random' persona. These are actual moments.thumb|300px|right The one with the psychedelic colors is the MAIN episodes theme song. The one with the egg and the pants is the SHORT episodes theme
thumb|300px|right|The Short Sitcom theme
First Episode
While being his sisters bodyguard, he is keeping people away from her. As soon as she gives people hugs, he gets annoyed. Well this time its gone too far. Remember, people are not trying to be mean.
Captain Eclipse: (sisters name) Can i have a hug?
Sister: - Hugs everyone -
Jeffrey: YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER! IM STILL HER FLIPPING BODYGUARD!
(laugh track)
Peter Wavefury: Stay away from Jeffrey xD
Dog O'Hawk: - pokes (sisters name) - do something jeffrey
Jeffrey: GETTT OUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laugh track)
Dog: Make meh
Jason Yelloweagle: -Sits on (sisters name) because is a cute little puppy-
(jeffrey sister) -scream-
(laugh track)
Jeffrey: Throws Jason all the way to Russia-
(laugh track)
Jeffrey: GETTT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laugh track)
Scene end
==Second Episode==
While at the ITB Part and Ball, King Jack B. shows up. He is so annoying, like REALLY ANNOYING.
-Jack shows up-
Everyone: OH GOD ITS JACK, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, AAAAAAAAAAAH!
(laugh track)
Nicholas Flamberg: ********** *****
(laugh track)
Chris Swordbones: Okay, who let him in?
King Jack B.: YAY
Captain Shadow Sail: GET OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT OF A CHILD!!!
(laugh track)
Jack: nah.
Jeffrey: Just put him on ignore
(crew chat) Shadow: Secuity.
(laugh track)
Jack: no, nah, dont.
James Sunsteel: Jack is not an intruder.
Everyone: YES HE IS!!!
(laugh track)
Jack: I am EITC
Edgar Wildrat: Jack, would you like to be escorted out? Or get out on your own?
Jack: This is a base...
Jeffrey: Hes like the greased up deaf guy in Family Guy.
(laugh track, with real LOL's)
James Sunsteel: You can have your base at a different server
JAck: I wont be kicked out of my own teams ba- interupted-
Jeffrey: GET OUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laugh track)
Jack; I will not be treated lke this in my own base. I will have all you pirates destroyed!
Jeffrey: Jack, just shut up, nobody even wants you in your guild, mr Guild85569786
(laught track)
Jack: nah, shut up, (all the dumb crap he says)
Jeffrey(think bubble): nah, SHUT UP.
(laugh track)
Jeffrey: NOBODYN LIKES YOU. THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS. ITS NOT A QUESTION, ITS THE TRUTH.
(laugh track)
Edgar Wildrat: Hooray for Jeffrey the Insult Artist!
Jeffrey: Your being sarcastic, right?
Edgar: No im not faking to be faking not to faking the faking of faking.
(laugh track)
EVeryone: Huh.... OH HAHA
Jack: Ok well, you guys get out, or else i will get-interupted-
Jeffrey: GETTTTTTTT OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
(laugh track
(scene end)
==Third Episode==
Jeffrey enters the governors mansion drunk, with jerry stormwash, or whatever, already there.
Jeffrey: JERRY, PUT ON SOME SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Laugh Track)
Jerry: No.
Jeffrey: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laugh track)
Jerry: Your not my boss.
Billy: Why is there a bunch of EITC screaming GET OUT?!
(Laugh Track)
Jerry: And you have no power over me.
Jeffrey: YOUR IN A MANSION, PUT SHOES ON!!!!
(Laugh Track)
Jeffrey: AND IM DRUNK..... AND IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Laugh Track)
Jeffrey: AND YOU... YOU NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE TOENAILS
Jerry: My graphics are on high, and i have no toenails.
Hector Raidgrim: SHUT UP JEFFREY!
(laugh track)
Jeffrey: NO.. NO.. YOU SHUT UP HECTOR. YOUR SO... UHM... ERR... HECTIC..
Jeffrey: THATS WHY YOR CALLED HECTIC HECTOR!!!!
(Laugh Track)
- two minutes later-
Jeffrey: HEY JERRY... I HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE... UHM... EARLIER
Jerry: - since i broke our friendship?
(Laugh Track)
-scene end-
==First Commericial!==
Old People Karate Class!
Are you tired of not getting to your pudding before it spoils? ( Laugh track)Getting stuck on the couch, and cant get up?( Laugh track) Hey, Im Jeffrey Blasthawk, and im the founder and owner of Jeffrey's Old People Karate Class! Come join us on Saturday Nights and Sunday Mornings, at the Tortuga Jail. (laugh track) We accept anyone over the age of 60! Come over and practice on our doors! Uh, i mean Dummy's! (Laugh Track)
Johnny Goldtimbers: At first, i couldnt even get up to go to bed, and i had to stay up all night. Now I can run 5 miles straight!
Join in the next hour and joining 50% off! Join by calling...
Ladies and Gentlemen i have just been informed that we do not have phones yet, so... just go to the tortuga jail now, i guess.
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