The Feet Bois

The Feet Bois (also commonly referred as Los Feet Boys or Los Chicos Pies or retards) are a secret chaotic-good, scientific organization. Their main purpose in VRChat is to collect as many feet pics as possible from (e)girls and femboys for archiving purposes. They believe that ultimately the results from the careful analysis of these locomotion enablers will bring forth world peace and FTL travelling.
Members
Los Feet Bois comprises 4 members: Clex, their leader; Thanu, the bait; Paloma Pinja, the schemer, Kazekage Willi (aka Kazekage William-san), the sad boi, and most recently Bondage Bagel, that spreads easier than cream cheese.
Origins
The first Feet Bois encounter was in a big cottage in the Japan Shrine World in April ‘01. Thanu and Kazekage were already friends at that point, united by their love for feet and Shoujo Ramune, but they were reserved. Paloma Pinja decided to approach them and immediately hit it off with them. According to him, Thanu’s talent at mimicking a girl’s voice and his excellent falsetto attracted Paloma’s attention. “I had a boner”, so says Paloma Pinja in the Los Feet Bois’s Lost interview tapes. After a very in-depth discussion of the best masterpieces loli hentai has to offer, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became heavier. An anonymous passerby (PuxxyZlayer) had this to say: “It was a repugnant discussion. The word “feet” was thrown left and right while they panted very heavily. But you could definitely feel their passion.” [From the Los Feet Bois’s Lost interview tapes, part 2 (goddamn Jerry, he keeps losing these tapes)]. It was then and there that the trio decided to form a pact and collect every feet pic available, while sharing their research with each other.
The Ritual
In order to consolidate their union or to add new members, the Feet Bois occasionally gather at a secret spot in Japan Shrine, the koi lake next to the bigger house. This spot is so secret people don’t even know about it. In fact, this place is so well hidden that people can’t find it no matter how hard they look for it. It is that secret.
Anyway, in order to add new members, the cult first needs to baptize them after they present feet pics as proof of their loyalty. This ceremony hasn’t been caught on tape yet, but you can watch it happen every last Friday of each month.
The Bondage Saga (Nike™ sponsored segment)
After word spread that the Feet Bois group was formed, a great number of candidates appeared. After a long feet sniffing and sucking rp sesh, two new members were selected to join the fray: The Roped Pastry and MultipleOverratedShoes. The Bondaged Baguette was found to be a devout enjoyer of feet, unbeknownst to everyone. His passion surged when he looked at cute furry feet. Legends say that you can summon Bagel with the feet summoning circle. Polynikes, also known as the "World foot picture consume speedrunning Champion '96". He's on record for the most foot pictures created and consumed in the span of 2 hours. He holds 2 silver Olympic medals, 1 Guinness record (2020), and 1 Golden Globe award for 'Beating Quentin Tarantino at his own game.'
Rivals
The one and only enemy of The Feet Bois is a guy called "colagon". For simping-reasons he tries to convince girls to not send feet pics. A morally questionable action that can't be forgiven by The Feet Bois.
And ScorpiusSkull also knows as "Scorpipuss" a notorious breast lover and "titty" enthusiast which led to him being labeled a heretic and nonbeliever by The Feet Bois. He also worship a false god of Greek origins known simply as "L".
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