Mini Mini Golf/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Mini Mini Golf".
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(Rhythm and Blues are showing their friends their new tiny golf course.)
Rhythm: 87 holes, all on a sprawling pristine landscape.
Blues: How can one mini golf hold so much?
Rhythm: ‘Cause it’s super duper tiny, y’all! (The camera zooms out to show the Trolls from each Tribe looking at it.)
Blues: It’s our latest invention, Mini Mini Golf!
Rhythm: Mini golf so mini, you need a shrink ray to play!
Blues: We also invented a shrink ray. (She presses a button and a shrink ray appears.)
All: Ooh! (Poppy appears with some golf clubs.)
Poppy: So find a golf buddy and prepare to get your shrink on. (The Trolls go to get their golf clubs.)
Synth: Meh meh meh meh meh meh!
Dante: Oh! ‘Tis been far too long since I hit the links. (laughs) I shall summon my own personal clubs. (He uses his baton and some flying critters fly around him. After that, he is wearing a golf jacket, tie, and hat.)
Synth: Whoa! Dante, you just waved that stick thing and a bunch of little dudes float around, singing and giving you golf stuff? (laughs) That is so… meh meh meh meh meh mew. (He makes some animal noises.)
Dante: But… what is happening?
Synth: What is happening? (He laughs and hugs Dante.) You are funny, bro! (He rubs Dante’s hat.) Hey, you know what? We should be golf buddies. Eh? Huh?
Dante: Golf buddies? You and me? I… I… well, I mean, um…
Synth: I’ll take that as a solid yes!
Rhythm and Blues: SHRINK RAY! (The shrink ray shrinks the Trolls and they jump into the golf course. Branch is now in his golf outfit and he and Poppy are at the first hole. Poppy hits her ball and it flies in the air.)
Branch: (Whistling while looking through binoculars) Nice drive, Poppy. That ball must have gone at least… (The ball lands near the hole.) … 5 inches. (He and Poppy run to the ball. Meanwhile, Dante is licking a piece of grass as he tries to make his shot and Synth is relaxing but getting bored while waiting for Dante to make his shot.)
Dante: Perhaps a bit more, um… (He picks up his golf club.) Or is it? (Synth, feeling bored, looks at his baton in the golf bag.)
Synth: Mm-hm. (Just before Dante hits his ball, the flying critters appear and sing loudly, causing him to hit his ball far away.)
Dante: Aaah! (He lands upside down and looks up and sees Synth using his baton.)
Synth: Whoop! Sorry, DC. I was looking at the stick thing and made the little dudes come back. Ooh, can they, dubstep? (Dante takes his baton back and puts it in his hair. He chuckles nervously and feels uneasy about Synth. As Poppy is about to hit her ball into the hole, he comes over to her.)
Dante: Um… Poppy, I couldn’t help but notice. Branch has a hilarious golf hat. I have a hilarious golf hat. (chuckles) Seems we’re destined to be golf buddies. Hm? Please switch with me!
Poppy: Dante, look, I get that you and Synth haven’t spent much time together but trust me. If you give him a chance, you’re gonna find there isn’t a better friend to have by your side.
Dante: Yes. I suppose that is the Trolly thing to do.
Branch: Hey! Nice hat, Dante. (He whistles and walks away. Dante whimpers as if he is about to cry. Poppy shakes her head.)
Dante: Oh! (inhales sharply and sighs) Yes, yes. Trolly. Trolly. (Later, he and Synth ride in a car to find his ball. Synth is driving it and Dante is looking around.) Confound it! My ball simply must be around here somewhere.
Synth: Hold up, dude! Look! Somebody must have dropped a big ol’ éclair on the golf course! (Blues and a Country Troll are seen walking past an éclair with chocolate frosting.) I’ve never seen an éclair that gargantuan, bro! Ah! We gotta scope by that éclair like, now! (He steers the car quickly and Dante screams as the car drives off course.)
Dante: Uh... Synth, t'would better use of our time to stay on course, would it not? (He takes the wheel.)
Synth: But the éclair! (He and Dante start fighting over the wheel.)
Dante: I really must insist! (He and Synth continue fighting over the wheel. They soon let go of it and the car spins out of control. They scream while hugging each other as the car drives off the golf course. It falls through a gutter and out of the Vibe Town Spaceship. It then slides down a leaf and bumps into a bug. Dante and Synth shake in fear as their seatbelts unbuckle automatically.)
Synth: OK. Truth time, bro. I’ve never played golf before. Is it always like this?
Dante: Ah! We’re lost, Synth! (He gets out of the car.) With no hope returning to normal size because no-one knows where we are!
Synth: (Getting out of the car) Oh, yeah. And we missed our chance to see that big ol’ éclair!
Dante: Ugh... (Suddenly, the ground shakes.) What is that?!
Synth: Sounds straight-up monstrous, bro! (They look up and see Mr. Dinkles.)
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Dante: Oh! Mr. Dinkles! (Just then, Holly, Gust, Biggie, and Val appear laughing. Dante lets go of Synth.) Oh! And our friends! (He and Synth try to scream for help.)
Dante: HELLO! DOWN HERE!
Synth: HELP! DOWN HERE, YO! (Their friends can't hear them.) No use, bro. We’re too tiny. There’s only one thing to do. (He takes out Dante’s baton out of his hair.) Call up your little dudes to play some duh-duh-duh-dubstep!
Dante: Wha-wha-what?! (He takes his baton back from Synth.) No!
Synth: Huh?
Dante: (laughs nervously) I mean, fun as dubstep would be, let’s save for a time when our very lives are not in jeopardy. Hm? Though here’s an idea. Perhaps with direction, my little dudes, as you call them, could get our friends’ attention. (The flying bugs appear and fly near Holly, Biggie, Gust, and Val.)
Gust: Wait a minute. Aren’t those Dante’s little dude fellers? (He and his friends walk closer to them.)
Dante: Look! They’re coming over! My idea is working! (He makes the flying bugs move back and forth.)
Val: That’s weird. They’re making music, but there’s no Dante to be found? Which could only mean… (Dante and Synth become eager to be rescued.) I don’t know. He’s off somewhere else or something.
Dante and Synth: (groaning in disappointment) Oh!
Biggie: Seems reasonable to me!
Holly, Gust, and Val: Mm-hm.
Mr. Dinkles: Mew.
Biggie: May I have this dance? (Holly gasps, takes his hands, and they dance. Val takes Gust’s hands and joins in. Mr. Dinkles spins around. Dante and Synth scream as they dodge their friends’ feet. Soon, they gasp and see that one of Holly’s hooves has bubblegum and is about to crush them.)
Dante and Synth: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Back on the golf course, Poppy’s ball rolls into the hole.)
Poppy: Whoooooo! (A Classical, Funk, and Rock Troll cheer for her.) Tiny hole in one, baby! (Blues and two male Pop Trolls are on a potion bottle.)
Blues: Tiny cannonball, baby! (She jumps into the bottle. Branch is near a cupcake covered in purple jelly.)
Branch: Jelly-filled, baby! (He pulls his arm out of the cupcake wrap and jelly rushes out.) Whooooo! (Poppy ends up in the jelly wave with him. As soon as it disappears, they both laugh.)
Poppy: Whoo! Hm. I hope Dante and Synth catch up with us soon.
Branch: Ah, I’m sure they’re having just as much fun as we are. (Meanwhile, Dante and Synth are screaming while stuck in the bubblegum as Holly heads to her home in Country Corral. She soon reaches her home and sees that her hair is messy.)
Holly: (gasps) Well, dang! All that dancin’ put my hair in a bit of a tizzy. (She wipes her hooves and the bubblegum comes off along with Dante and Synth.)
Synth: (As he and Dante sit up) I got an idea, bro! Give me that stick wand thing and I’ll start up some… (He sings some notes. Dante becomes angry.)
Dante: Don’t say it.
Synth: DUBSTEP!
Dante: NOOOOO!!! Guh! Synth, I’m sorry. You’re a very nice, fun-loving Troll, but I must be frank: It was your fun-loving that got us into this quandary. I am the conductor, and therefore I shall remain custody of the stick wand thing! (Synth feels saddened and hurt by this and finally realizes that Dante does not trust him at all.)
Synth: Oh. Sorry, bro. Just trying to help, you know. (He sadly lowers his head and ears as he takes his mistakes hard. Dante suddenly softens up and feels guilty as he realizes that he hurt Synth's feelings and shouldn't blame him when he sees how Synth recoils hard on himself.)
Dante: I know. And I assure you, we shall get out of this mess. We must simply get closer to Holly. (He pulls Synth out of the bubblegum and they fly into Holly’s hairbrush. Then they call for help.) Hey! Over here!
Synth: Yo, Holly!
Holly: Oh, there you are!
Synth: Hey, hey! She sees us!
Holly: I’ve been lookin’ all over for you! Favorite hairbrush. (She picks up her hairbrush. Dante and Synth scream as she brushes her hair and they land on it. They run around in many directions to avoid the brush.) Ugh. Lukewarm dang. My hair needs the full treatment. (She stomps her hooves and more hair equipment appear. Dante and Synth lie down to rest.)
Dante and Synth: Full treatment?!
Holly: First, the shampoo. (Dante and Synth get bounced around and covered in shampoo.) Now we rinse. (She puts her hair in her sink. Dante and Synth hold on tight as her hair moves in the water.) Time for the curlers! (She puts her curlers in her hair. Dante and Synth try to run away from a rolling curler of hair, but Dante gets stuck under it.)
Synth: Ah! Bro! (He tries to pull Dante free. Soon, Holly’s hair is in curlers.)
Holly: And finally, the hot dryer! (She pulls the hot dryer down.)
Dante and Synth: NO! (As Synth tries to pull Dante free, they start to sweat from the heat. Dante begins to cry and puts his head down.)
Dante: I just wanted to play itty bitty golf!
Synth: Dante, we gotta try my idea. But you’re gonna have to let me use the baton!
Dante: But… But…
Synth: Dante! Bro, I’m telling you I can do it. You've got to give me a chance. A real chance! (Dante takes a deep breath and gives Synth his baton.) Ha-ha! There we go! Now let’s see if your boys can do dubstep!
Dante: What?! (Synth uses the baton and the flying bugs appear. They release colored lights and play dubstep. Synth sings Make Some Noise (Get Loud).)
(Synth)
Yeah!
Come on!
Whoo!
Can you hear me?
Are you looking?
Make some noise now
Get loud
Now, everybody, everybody
Raise your voice
Use whatever you got to make noise
It’s an emergency, SOS
So, everybody do your best
Can you hear me?
Are you looking?
Make some noise now
Get loud
Bring it down now
Holly: Dante’s critters? I’ve never heard them play dubstep before. Hm. Somethin’ ain’t right. (One of the flying bugs shines a blue light on a certain spot in her hair. She goes to the mirror and sees Dante and Synth in her hair.)
Synth: We’re here, yo!
Dante and Synth: HEEEEELP! (Holly gasps in shock. Later, she is showing Dante and Synth to the Trolls who have returned to their original sizes.)
Poppy: Thank goodness you found them, Holly. We had no idea Dante and Synth were in trouble.
Holly: Yep. There they were, smack dab in my big, beautiful hair. (sighs) Not that I blame ‘em. (Rhythm and Blues activate their shrink ray and return Dante and Synth to their normal sizes.)
Synth: Yeah, boy!
Dante: We’re back! Yaaaaaay! (The other Trolls close their eyes, put their hands in the air, and cheer for him and Synth.) Thank you for saving us, Synth. I'm sorry I did not trust you sooner. You’re a fine Troll. And I cannot think of a better friend to have by my side.
Synth: (Feeling touched) Bro!
Poppy, Branch, Rhythm, and Blues: Aw!
Synth: You know, we never did get to finish that round of golf. B? (Blues shrinks him and Dante again. On the golf course, Dante is looking at his ball. He soon gets up and goes to hit, but stops.)
Dante: It’s too quiet. Give me something with a beat I can golf to.
Synth: PARTY! (The flying critters reappear and play dubstep and Dante hits his ball into the hole.)
Both: Yeah! (They both laugh and dance with joy as the music continues.)
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