Toot Toot! (1999, UK)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Toot Toot!.
==Transcript==
(The video starts with The Wiggly Mascots are at the Wigglehouse. Flora door opens to show a red dot and the red dot comes out closely and then it honks with toot toot noise. After that, The Wiggles logo letters and the yellow part of the logo comes up to make the Wiggles logo while the red dot changes to green, and then the bee flies by as The Wiggles appear in the Big Red Car passing the Wigglehouse, Dorothy, Henry and Wags by doing "toot toot, chugga, chugga, Big Red Car" as the backing vocals sang along and then the title that changes colours appears from the back of the Big Red Car.)
(Sparkle circle transitions to the front of the Wigglehouse where The Wiggles are in the Big Red Car.) 
Greg: Hi, everybody. (with others) We're The Wiggles. (himself) I'm Greg.
Murray: I'm Murray.
Jeff: I'm Jeff.
Anthony: And I'm Anthony.
Greg: And you're just in time. We're going riding in our Big Red Car. You can come along too if you'd like.
Anthony: Well, let's put on our seat-belts (The Wiggles put on their seat-belts) and toot, toot, chugga, chugga!
Murray: Here we go. 1, 2, 3. Greg, start the engine!
(Greg starts the engine but nothing starts except a farting noise.)
Jeff: Greg! Toot, toot, chugga, chugga. (The farting noise continues.) Greg...?
Greg: Um, Big Red Car's having some sort of problem. It won't start.
Anthony: Oh, so, Greg, no toot, toot, chugga, chugga?
Greg: Not yet anyway. We'll have to fix the Big Red Car.
Jeff: Well, it's a nice day for a walk. (getting out of the Big Red Car) We might meet our friends, Wags the Dog, Captain Feathersword or Henry the Octopus, or Dorothy the Dinosaur on our walk. We'll fix up the Big Red Car when we come back. Hey, guys, walk this way. (walks away)
(Greg, Anthony and Murray get out of the Big Red Car and follow Jeff. Sparkle circle transitions to the Song: Look Both Ways. Anthony, Dorothy and Greg are walking in line.)'
Anthony: Greg, when we're walking down the street, what do we do, Greg? What do we do?
Greg: (singing) Stop at the lights, look both ways
Look both ways again
Anthony: Oh yeah!
Greg: (singing) Wait for the traffic to come to a stop
Then cross the road with a friend.
(Anthony, Dorothy and Greg enter the road while Murray with his electric guitar, Jeff, Henry and Officer Beaples arrive.)
Anthony: Could you sing it again?
Greg: (singing) Stop at the lights, look both ways
Look both ways again
Anthony: Oh!
Greg: (singing) Wait for the traffic to come to a stop
Then cross the road with a friend.
We like walking. Do you like walking to?
Anthony: Of course we do, Greg.
(Captain Feathersword and Wags arrive.)
Greg: (singing) Then there's something that we all should do.
Anthony: Let me guess. Are you gonna say what I'm thinking?
Wiggles: (singing) Let's stop at the lights, look both ways
Look both ways again
Anthony: (laughing)
Wiggles: (singing) Wait for the traffic to come to a stop
Then cross the road with a friend.
(The Wiggles, Officer Beaples and their friends walk around in a circle.)
Anthony: Hey, Greg. This is fun walking. I like walking. We all walking.
Greg: (singing) We like walking. Do you like walking to?
Anthony: Well, I just said that, Greg.
Greg: (singing) Then there's something that we all should do.
Anthony: You're right. Tell us everything.
Wiggles: (singing) Let's stop at the lights, look both ways
Look both ways again
Wait for the traffic to come to a stop
(The Wiggles and their friends minus Officer Beaples enter the road.)
Then cross the road, cross the road
Cross the road with a friend.
(The Wiggles and their friends wave. Officer Beaples gives thumbs up. Blue star transitions to the front of the Wigglehouse where The Wiggles and Wags the Dog arrive back.)
Greg: Wags, thanks for offering to help us get the Big Red Car started.
Wags: (barking)
Murray: Oh, I see, Wags. You've got your goggles and you've got your drill and if we leave you to it, when we come back, the Big Red Car will be fixed.
Wags: (barking)
Anthony: Well, Wags, we all know you're a great worker. The only question is, though, how long is it going to take you to fix the old Big Red Car?
Wags: (barking five times)
Jeff: In five minutes? (with others) Beauty, mate! (himself) See you then, Wags! (with others) See ya! See ya!
(Wiggles leaving until Wags drills the Big Red Car. He tries pushing it but then he shrugs. He even bumps the wheel but stubs his toe.)
(Yellow diagonally wipe transitions to the Song: John Bradlelum. A scene where Greg is at an outdoor scenery.)
Greg: (singing) Number 1, number 1
Now the song has just begun.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg laughs & Murray arrives.)
Number 2, number 2
The rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg & Murray laughs & Anthony arrives.)
Number 3, number 3
I like you and you like me.
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Greg, Murray & Anthony laughs & Jeff arrives.)
Number 4, number 4
Knock, knock, knock, knock at your door
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(The Wiggles laugh & Captain Feathersword with a bee arrive coming behind in the distance of the hill.)
Number 5, number 5
5 busy bees buzzing in a hive
With a rum-tum-tadelum, oh, John Bradelum
Hey what funny folk we be.
(Captain Feathersword shoos the bee away, then falls down & The Wiggles are laughing & point at him. Bee transition to the Song: Henry's Underwater Big Band. A scene where Greg & Henry are gonna sing about his famous Underwater Big Band while The Other Wiggles holding their sea animals)
Greg: (singing) Every night under the sea, a friendly octopus, Henry
Leads his underwater animal big band.
Henry: (singing) Now jellyfish, you play the drums. Walruses, you can hum.
Electric eel, why don't you play your guitar?
Greg: So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippie!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
Henry: (singing) Now dolphins, play the trumpets loud. You're sure to bring the crowd.
Seahorse, you can play the glockenspiel.
The tortoise shell is timpani. It's lots of fun for you and me.
Greg: (singing) Henry's underwater animal big band.
So clap your hands with Henry, turn around and shout "Yippee!"
'Cause the underwater band is now ready.
Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to play.
They're about to play. (x4)
Henry: Let's get ready, everybody. Let's go. (Instrumental break) Oh, nice playing, dolphins. Ooh, that's very good. Seahorse is very good. Oh, nice work, jellyfish. Very nice work. Beautiful guitar, electric eel. Beautiful guitar. Oh, I'm having a wonderful time.
Greg: (singing) Everybody shout "Hip-hip, hooray!"
When Henry's big band begins to, big band begins to
Big band begins to play.
Henry: Oh, thank you, band, thank you.
(Pink wipe down tranitions to the Song: Head, Shoulders, Knees And Toes comes on. Anthony, Murray and Jeff are on guitars and accordion, while Greg & Clare who is dressing up as an Irish dancer are in front of them.)
Greg: (singing) Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head shoulders, knees and toes.
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff leave on the left side.)
All right. This time, we're not gonna sing head. We're just gonna point it without saying anything. Here we go.
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff arrive back.) ____ Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
____ Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
____ Shoulders, knees and toes.
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff leave on the right side.)
Now this time we're not gonna say head or shoulders. We're just gonna point to our head and shoulders. Here we go.
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff arrive back.)
___ _________ Knees and toes, knees and toes
____ _________ Knees and toes, knees and toes.
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
____ _________ Knees and toes
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff leave on the left side.)
Now this time, we're not gonna say head, shoulders or knees. We're just gonna point to those three things. Here we go.
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff leave on the right side.)
____ _________ _____ ___ Toes, toes
____ _________ _____ ___ Toes, toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
____ _________ _____ ___ Toes.
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff leave on the right side & arrive back.)
Now this time we're not gonna say head. We're not gonna say shoulders. We're not gonna say knees. And we're not gonna say toes. We're not gonna say anything. We're just gonna point. Here we go.
____ _________ _____ ___ ____ _____ ___ ____
____ _________ _____ ___ ____ _____ ___ ____
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose
____ _________ _____ ___ ____ ______
(Anthony, Murray & Jeff go around in a circle.)
Now this time, we will say all those things. Let's say head, let's say shoulders, let's say knees and let's say toes. Here we go.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head shoulders, knees and toes.
(Green wipe going left transitions to Anthony & Wags in front of the Wigglehouse.)
Anthony: So, Wags, any luck with our wonderful Big Red Car?
Wags: (He is barking sadly.)
Anthony: No luck, Wags? Oh, does that mean no toot, toot, chugga, chugga?
Wags: (He is barking sadly.)
Anthony: Oh, Wags, don't worry. You tried your best. Look, we can fix the car later. But right now, I'm feeling pretty bit hungry. How about you, Wags?
Wags: (He's barking.)
Anthony: Wags, we're all hungry. Why don't we get some food, some beautiful food? Come on, Wags, you know how much I love food. (He laughs.) Oh, I love food.
(Anthony and Wags leave the Wigglehouse. Fade transitions to Foodman flies in the sky.)
Foodman: Hello, citizens. I'm Foodman. I like eating good food. I hope those Wiggles are eating good food.
(Wipe transitions to Song: Food Food Food (Oh How I Love My Food))
Greg: (singing) Banana, potato, some fruit from the fridge
Tomato, sultana, a bowl of porridge
Raw melon, pineapple without any dish
A lemon we squeeze on a fish.
Spaghetti, I'm ready for a big piece of cheese.
Some fruit cake with custard. May I have more, please?
An apple, a paw-paw, a red strawberry
Roast chicken, fish finger and cream and jelly.
Food, food, food, all I need is some food.
(Foodman flies over the group.)
Food, food, food, oh how I love my food.
Baked beans on toast with corn and to crunch.
Eggs, balanced and scrambled with bacon for lunch.
Yogurt and muesli to chew and to much.
Carrots and peas and a broccoli bunch.
Food, food, food, all I need is some food.
Food, food, food, oh how I love my food.
A pecan pie, hamburger with vegetable quiche
With parsley on top and an orange to squeeze.
Rice cake and biscuits with soft mandarin.
Sponges and muffins with a cherry thrown in.
Food, food, food, all I need is some food.
Wiggles: Fruit Salad!
Greg: (singing) Food, food, food, oh how I love my food.
Wiggles: Hot Potato!
Greg: (singing) Food, food, food, all I need is some food.
Wiggles: Cold Spaghetti!
Greg: (singing) Food, food, food, oh how I love my food.
Wiggles: Mashed banana!
(Yellow splits horizontal transitions to the front of Wigglehouse where Captain Feathersword arrives.)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties. I'm Captain Feathersword. (pointing to the Big Red Car) Ooh, and look! It's the Big Red Car. (looking around) But where are The Wiggles? I wonder if they know the Big Red Car's here. Oh! Maybe they lost the Big Red Car! Maybe I should drive it and then they'll know the Big Red Car's safe. (chuckles) Oh, what a great idea. (getting in the Big Red Car) Oh, yes, indeed. I'm full of good ideas. Oh, yes, indeed. I love driving the Big Red Car. (puts seatbelt on) Oh yes, indeed. Here we go. (turns the engine on but a farting noise is heard, singing in high-pitched voice) Toot, toot, chugga, chugga, Big Red Car. We'll travel near and we'll travel far. Toot, toot, chugga, chugga, Big Red Car. We'll travel near and we'll travel far. Ooh. (Farting noise is heard again) It doesn't seem to be working. (The farting noise continues, in normal voice) Hmm. I mean, it doesn't seem to be working. (gasps) Maybe I can fix the Big Red Car for The Wiggles. Oh, that's a great idea. (taking seatbelt off and getting out from the Big Red Car) Yes, fix the Big Red Car then they'll be so proud. (walking over to the back) Oh, yes. Captain Feathersword fixes the Big Red Car. Oh, what a great idea. (humming while fixing the Big Red Car) Oh, come on, Big Red Car, go! Oh, yes, let's go, Big Red Car! (popping out) I think I found the problem! (laughing and goes back fixing but he pops back out with soot all over face coughing) Oh! Maybe I should stick to fixing pirate ships. (laughs nervously)
(White circle going backwards transitions to the Song: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!. Captain Feathersword and his pirate crew are on the S.S. Feathersword.)
Greg: (singing off-screen) Captain Feathersword's sailing on the ocean waves.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) The boat's getting rocked but the Captain's happy and brave.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
(The Wiggles and the kid and adult cheerleaders arrive.)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear everybody cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) The wind, it blew and the rain fell off the boat
Captain Feathersword: Oh, our friendly pirate ship is there barely staying afloat (laughing)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear the crowd all cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
Greg: (singing) See Captain Feathersword, he's scrubbing all the desk.
Captain Feathersword: Whoa!
Greg: (singing) See him hoist the sails and climb the masts.
Captain Feathersword: (laughing) Look out!
Wiggles: (singing) Watch him dance in his pirate pants
Captain Feathersword: Whippie, whoppie, whoa-ho-hey! Now I'm gonna dance all, all day!
Greg: (singing) Now the sun is shining and the boat's back on its course. Captain Feathersword says:
Captain Feathersword: It feels like I'm riding a horse. (laughing)
Greg: (singing) And from every wharf and pier
All: (singing) You can hear the crowd all cheer: Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain, Go
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there!
All: (singing) Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties!
(Red wipe going right transitions to the front of Wigglehouse where Greg is sitting in the Big Red Car.)
Greg: Same problem. Car's not toot, toot, chugga, chugging. Maybe we need someone to fix the car. But who? I know. Maybe a baker.
(Jeff appears wearing a baker hat.)
Jeff: Greg, bakers bake (holds up a loaf) bread, they don't fix cars.
Greg: Oh. I know. How about a cowboy?
(Horse whinnies. Murray appears wearing a cowboy hat.)
Murray: Yee-ha! Greg, cowboys and cowgirls are too busy looking after cattle to come and fix the Big Red Car.
Greg: Well, we need some sort of doctor. Um, maybe a vet.
(A barking noise is heard. Anthony arrives wearing a vet coat and holding a dog under each of his arms.)
Anthony: Greg, vets look after puppies. (One pup is licking his neck. Anthony starts giggling) They're too busy to fix the Big Red C-c-car.
Greg: Hmm. Well, we need someone to fix the car. But who?
Murray: I know! A mechanic! Mechanics fix cars.
Greg: You're a genius, Murray. Come on, guys. Let's go find a mechanic. Follow me this way. We might bump into a mechanic as we do the "Wiggle Groove".
(The Wiggles leave, except for Anthony who is getting licked by both his pups.)
Anthony: Wiggle Groove! (leaves, following Wiggles)
(Blue wipe going left transitions to the Song: Do the Wiggle Groove. The Wiggles arrive on-camera. The mascots and dancers such as Dorothy the Dinosaur and Officer Beaples also arrive.)
Greg: (singing) Well, you can run, you can jump and skip too
But here's a dance that is oh-so new.
All: (singing) Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Greg: (singing) Clap your hands and spin around.
Pat your head and touch the side.
All: (singing) Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Greg: (singing) Clap your hands and stamp your feet.
Groove along to the wiggly beat.
All: (singing) And do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Greg: (singing) Side to side you sway with your hands.
Lift your knees in time with the bends.
Pendulum with your legs side to side.
You're doing it the Wiggle way.
Clap your hands and spin around.
Pat your head and touch the side.
All: (singing) Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
(Everybody leave in two lines, except for Wags.)
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
(Wags is alone doing his last dance move. White star transitions to Dorothy the Dinosaur (Tell Me Who Is That Knocking?). Dorothy is on the left side giggling and the door is on the right side.)
Greg: (singing off-screen) Dorothy the Dinosaur,
Tell me who is that knocking on your door?
Dorothy: Who's there?
Greg: (singing) Is it Captain with his feathersword?
Captain Feathersword: (arriving and knocking on the door) Ahoy there, me hearties. (leaves)
Greg: (singing) Is it Henry and Wags knocking on your door?
(Henry and Wags arrive knocking on the door and leave.)
Dorothy (Dorothy giggles) the Dinosaur,
Tell me who is that knocking on your door?
Dorothy: Who's there?
Greg: (singing) Is it Jeff snoring fast asleep?
(Jeff sleepwalks.)
Is it Anthony with lots of food to eat?
Anthony: (arriving holding food and knocking on the door) Wa-hoo! What great food! (leaves)
Greg: (singing) Is it Murray with his red guitar?
(Murray arrives knocking on the door, plays his electric guitar and leaves.)
Greg: (singing) Is it Greg?
(arriving knocking on the door) With the Big Red Car?
Dorothy: I'll open my door and see who it is. (opens the door and sees The Wiggles, Anthony, Murray, Jeff and Greg, Captain Feathersword, Henry the Octopus and Wags the Dog and giggles)
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, Dorothy.
Greg: Hello, Dorothy.
Anthony: Wa-hoo, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Hello, everybody.
(Captain Feathersword closes the door.)
Greg: (singing) This is Captain, Henry and Wags too
And it's The Wiggles. We'll sing a song for you.
Dorothy (Dorothy giggles) the Dinosaur,
Now you know who knocked on your front door.
Dorothy: (giggles)
(Yellow star transitions to Balla Balla Bambina. Anthony holds his violin and a girl named Amy dressing up as an Italian dancer and holding tambourine is next to him.)
Anthony: The words "Balla, Balla, Bambina" are asking the little girl in the song to dance. Now, we'd like not just Amy to dance, but everybody. Or in Italian, balliamo tutti!
(Song: Balla Balla Bambina plays.)
Wiggles: (singing) Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
Greg: (singing) Sette stelle alla mattina
Balla pure con tua cugina
Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
Wiggles: (singing) Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
Greg: (singing) L'atro giomo mi sono svegliato
E ti ho chiesto cosa puoi far
L'atro giomo mi sono svegliato
Tu mi hai detto andiamo ballar
Wiggles: (singing) Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
(White star transitions to the Song: I Climb Ten Stairs. Murray plays the red takamine guitar.)
Greg: (singing) Now there's 10 steps that I must climb
And get up to my home.
Every day as I climb,
I count them as I go.
I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
7, 8, 9, 10.
The Other Wiggles: (singing) He counts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
7, 8, 9, 10.
Greg: (singing) And when I get up to the top,
I climb back down again.
I count 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
3, 2 and 1.
The Other Wiggles: (singing) He counts 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
3, 2 and 1.
Greg: (singing) Counting as I climb the stairs
Is so much fun.
(Red diagonally wipe transitions to Murray sitting with Dominic Field, Tara Fitzgerald, Gabrielle Rawlings & Ceili Moore while decorating a cutout of Henry The Octopus)
Murray: We're decorating some cut-outs of Henry The Octopus. Dominic, what are you working on there?
Dominic: I'm drawing Henry's head with this. (A.K.A. a purple crayon)
Murray: You're drawing purple on Henry's head. That's fantastic coloring it in. And Tara's doing lots of great squiggles. I can see orange and red.
Tara: Can't get this.
Murray: Oh, you're getting another one? getting the blues. And green too, there, right, Dom. I can see green as well. And, Gabrielle, you're doing some purple on Henry's legs. And what about you, Ceili? You're working on Henry's legs as well? Can you hold it up? Oh, fantastic. And Henry's got eight legs, hasn't he? If you hold the cut-out of Henry the Octopus up and move it around, Henry's legs move up and down and round and round.
(Fade transitions to the Song: Move Your Arms Like Henry. A scene where The Wiggles & Henry start dancing in bubbles.)
Henry: Breebop. Hi everybody!
It's time to get your arms ready and have a dance with me,
Henry the Octopus. Oh!
Greg: (singing) Move your arms like Henry
Move your arms like Henry
Move your arms around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Shake your hands like Henry
Henry: That's right
Greg: (singing) Shake your hands like Henry
Henry: That's great shaking
Greg: (singing) Shake your hands around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Henry waves to you
Henry waves to me
He's got so many hands, he's waving all the time
Move your arms like Henry
Henry: Great moving
Greg: (singing) Move your arms like Henry
Henry: Yeah!
Greg: (singing) Move your arms around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Henry: Oh. I'm having lots of fun. This is wonderful, wonderful dancing. Oh!
Greg: (singing) Oh
Henry waves to you
Henry waves to me
He's got so many hands, hes waving all the time
Move your arms like Henry
Henry: Keep waving
Greg: (singing) Move your arms like Henry
Henry: That's it, that's it
Greg: (singing) Move your arms around, and around, and around, and around like Henry
Henry: Oh, wonderful, wonderful dancing. Oh, yoop!
(Pink diagonally wipe transitions to the street where The Wiggles are still no mechanic, until Jeff was so tired.)
Murray: Still no sign of the mechanic.
(with Greg & Anthony singing sadly) Quack, quack, quack
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Jeff: (He is snoring, while he is sleeping because waiting for the mechanic is boring.)
(Fade transitions to the Song: Silver Bells That Ring In The Night. A scene where The Wiggles & their friends could have a dance with us. Then, Captain Feathersword gets to do a quack-quack dance.)
All: (singing) Quack, quack, quack (repeating the words to the song)
(Instrumental break to the ending part of the song until Captain Feathersword falls down while Blue star transitions to the front of the Wigglehouse where Murray holding a phone)
Murray: Thanks, Officer Beaples. See you soon. Well, Wiggles, I've got good news and bad news.
Greg, Jeff & Anthony: (blubbering) What's the bad news?
Murray: The mechanic's going to be quite a while yet.
Greg, Jeff & Anthony: (groaning) What's the good news?
Murray: Officer Beaples had invited us to the police ball. That's where all the police go and dance and have lots of fun. Officer Beaples is going to bring some uniforms over for us, so we can go to the ball, then come back refreshed and wait for the mechanic to fix the car.
(Officer Beaples arrives holding their 4 colored police outfits)
Anthony: Wa-hoo! Officer Beaples! Thanks for inviting us to the police ball, and thanks for these great uniforms. There's one for you, Jeff, one for you, Greg, one for you, Murray, and I've got my uniform too.
(Officer Beaples blows her whistle while barking to the tango)
Anthony: Wa-hoo! Officer Beaples, are you saying Wags the Dog is going to be at the police ball and he's going to dance the tango?
(Officer Beaples give two thumbs up)
Anthony: Wow! Well, we're all invitied. Why don't we go to the police ball? This we've got to see!
(Officer Beaples leaves to dance the tango with The Wiggles.)
(Yellow diagonally wipe transitions to the Song: Wags The Dog, He Likes To Tango. Wags is dancing to the tango with The Wagettes.)
(Wags barks)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
(Wags barks)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
(Wags barks before the Instrumental break to Wags could do more dancing to the tango while Dorothy joins in)
(Wags barks)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he likes to tango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: he calls it rango)
Greg: (singing) Wags the Dog,
(Wags barks while their backing vocals singing: it rhymes with mango)
(They were all clapping for Wags & Dorothy.)
(Fade transitions to the Song: We're Dancing With Wags The Dog. The Wiggles start dancing with Wags could do the actions.)
(Wags barking)
Greg: (singing) Let's shake our hips with Wags the Dog
Turn your head and groove along
Shake your hands and move your knees, we're dancing with Wags The Dog
Put your hands up in the air
Point them down once you've got them there
Skip along like Wags would do it, dancing with Wags The dog
Wags: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff...Ruff, Ruff
Greg: (singing) Now we're singing it too
Wags: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff...Ruff, Ruff
Greg: (singing) Now Wags is digging, and we're all digging too...
Shake your hips with Wags The Dog
Turn your head and groove along
Shake your hands and move your knees, we're dancing with Wags The Dog
Wags: Ruff Ruff Ruff...Ruff Ruff
Now we're singing it too
Wags: Ruff, Ruff, Ruff...Ruff, Ruff
Now Wags is digging...and we're all digging too...
Wags: Ruff!
(Blue wipe transitions to the Song: Officer Beaple's Dance. Officer Beaples is gonna start dancing at the Police Station.)
Officer Beaples: (She waves until blows whistle then starts doing the police dance.)
(The little beaples join in with her.)
(The Wiggles are dressed in their police uniform and do the police dance with Officer Beaples.)
(Officer Beaples gets her banana out and starts to eat it.)
(Pink wipe down transition transitions to the Song: Zardo Zap. A scene where Leanne Halloran as Zardo Zap. While, The Wiggles, their kids & dancers are dancing to an alien.)
Greg: (singing) Well Zardo Zap was flying around
She landed her saucer here on the ground
Zardo Zap hadn't been here long
When she started singing this song
All: Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Greg: (singing) When everybody saw her on the ground
People started gathering around
Very soon her song caught on
Everyone sang along
All: Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Greg: (singing) She thought that Earth was really hip
She was tired and hungry after making the trip
Thirty zillion clicks is a long way to come
To get some pappadums
All: Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo
(Aqua circle transitions to garage where The Wiggles had a lot of fun dancing except the mechanic still not here.)
Anthony: Well, we've had lots of fun, music and excitement so far.
Greg: We sure have, but there's still no sign of the mechanic Officer Beaples said was coming.
(They've heard the closed trunk sounds until Raife the Mechanic played by Mitchell Buttel arrives while popping up.)
Anthony: Huh?
Greg: Huh?
Jeff: Huh?
Murray: Huh?
Raife the Mechanic: Did someone say "mechanic'?
Anthony: Wow!
Greg: Wow!
Jeff: Wow!
Murray: Wow! It's the mechanic.
Jeff: It's the mechanic.
Greg: It's the mechanic.
Anthony: (wheezing) It's the mechanic.
Raife the Mechanic: Yes, I'm Raife the mechanic, and if I'm right, your wonderful car is ready to toot, toot, chugga, chugga wherever you want. (He picks up a top hat & an umbrella.)
Anthony: Wow, thanks, Raife. The only question is, what was wrong with the Big Red Car?
Raife the Mechanic: It's quite simple, really. The crankin' shaft was disconnected from the cam shaft which disconnected the defibrillator, causing the gozontropy distributor to shut down, meaning the car couldn't move along.
Anthony: Huh?
Greg: Huh?
Jeff: Huh?
Murray: Huh?
Raife the Mechanic: Well, it's fixed now, anyway, except for one small thing.
Jeff: What's that, Raife?
Raife the Mechanic: Well, your car seems to run on music, so before you can toot, toot, chugga, chugga, you'll have to get your friends to help you make music. The car will hear it, then charge up.
Anthony: Oh, great idea, Raife. (to camera) Come on, everyone, we need your help. We need everyone to sing along, dance along, let's make some music together, and we'll charge the Big Red Car up. Thanks, Raife. Ooh! (They were all wiggling their fingers with Raife)
(Yellow wipe down transitions to the Song: Let's Have A Ceili. The Wiggles are playing their instruments when the dancers, their friends & their kids could come out & have one more big dance to go. After that, a blue star transitions to everyone had a great time at music, but The Wiggles are getting ready to drive the Big Red Car in the epilogue part.)
Greg: Well, it's been beaut fun today.
Murray: Thanks for all your help with the singing and dancing.
Jeff: I think the Big Red Car's gonna work now. (thumbs up with Anthony)
Anthony: We'll see you again sometime.
Greg: Wiggles... (with others.) To the Big Red Car.
Jeff: See ya!
All: See ya!
(They were all waving goodbye to the Wiggles leave. White diagonally wipe to the Song: Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car. A scene where The Wiggles are driving the Big Red Car having a wonderful time & they could toot, toot, chugga, chugga again before they headed back home.)
Wiggles: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long.
Greg: (singing) Murray's in the back seat.
Playing his guitar.
Murray's in the back seat
(with the other Wiggles singing.) Of the Big Red Car.
Wiggles: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long.
Greg: (singing) Jeff is fast asleep.
He's having a little rest
We better wake him up
so let's all
(with the other Wiggles singing.) Call out "Wake up Jeff!"
Wiggles: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long.
Greg: (singing) Anthony is eating.
He's got so much food.
He's eating apples and oranges
(with the other Wiggles singing.) And fruit salad too!
Wiggles: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long.
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Greg is doing the driving
Singing
Greg: (singing) "Scooby doo ah"
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Greg is doing the driving
Of the Big Red Car!
Wiggles: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long.
Wiggles: (singing) Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big red car
We'll travel near and we'll travel far
Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car
We're gonna ride the whole day long.
(After the song, as they wave to the camera since the Big Red Car will go up the hill. Until,it fades to shows "The End" on the screen. It fades to the end credits are rolling during the Morty's theme instrumental track plays in the background and then after that it shows a bumblebee buzzing sound effect & the flower pops out while The Wiggles Logo is shown at the endboard.)
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