Glitter Loss/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Glitter Loss".
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(A group of Trolls is relaxing at the spa. Some are in the hot water pools and Poppy and Smidge are getting a hair massage.)
Smidge: (grunts) Feels so good. (She turns over on her back and the hair hits her stomach, bumping her. Then she pulls it away.) That felt less good. Huh. Guy Diamond was supposed to meet us here at the spa by now. I wonder where he is.
Poppy: (scoffs) Probably figuring out how to make a grand entrance. You know he’s been since he won-
Guy Diamond: (offscreen) Glitter Troll of the Year, y’all! (The camera zooms in on a trophy he won.) Whoo! That’s right! (The Trolls look in shock. A waiter Troll falls into one of the hot water pools.) Glitter Scrapbook Weekly’s choice for Glitter Troll of the Year is in the building! (He snaps his fingers and a flower sings Glitter Troll of the Year Song, while singing through the microphone.)
(Yellow Flower)
He’s the guy
(Female flowers)
He’s the guy
The puts a twinkle in your eye
(Yellow Flower)
Yeah, he’s the sparkliest
Who’s ever passed me by
(Female Flowers)
Oh, my!
(Yellow Flower)
Who’s that shining?
(Female Flowers)
Who, who’s that guy?
(Yellow Flower)
That’s Guy Diamond!
(Female Flowers)
Oh, yeah
(All)
He’s the Glitter Troll of the Year!
Guy Diamond: Sorry I’m late, ladies. I was prepping my hair for today’s Glitter Troll of the Year cover shoot. Have I mentioned I’m the Glitter Troll of the Year?
Poppy: Yeah, Guy. Actually, you sort of mention it all the time.
Guy Diamond: What? No! No, I don’t. (We go to a flashback to where he is hosting a wedding.) 
Past Guy Diamond: By the power vested in me, Glitter Troll of the Year, I now pronounce myself… magnificent. Glitter Troll of the Year, y’all! (We go back to the present.)
Poppy: It sort of seems like that award has gone a tiny bit to your head.
Guy Diamond: Well, as Glitter Troll of the Year, I totally disagree. (A pink female Glitter Troll that is glowing walks past him and he gasps. An indigo female Trolls goes into the scrubber pods and glows at the end.) What… is… that?!
Smidge: Oh, that? It’s those new scrubber pods, guaranteed to brighten your skin. It’s all the rage.
Guy Diamond: Oh! That’s the look I need for my cover shoot! (He runs over to the scrubber pods and looks around it. He looks at the sign that says “shiny.”) Uh-uh. (He changes it to “blinding.”) Nope. (He changes it to “Somehow worst than blinding".) Ha-ha!
Waiter: Mr. Diamond, we don’t recommend that setting.
Guy Diamond: No time for autographs! Official Glitter Troll of the Year business! (He enters the scrubber pod and gets sprayed by water, brushed, and gets air blown on him. He comes out all shiny and glowy.)
Trolls: Wow!
Smidge: You’re dazzling!
Guy Diamond: Go bright or go home, right? (Suddenly, all his glitter fall off his body and he stops glowing. He gasps and tries to put the glitter back on him but fails. He screams in terror and tries several more times. Smidge and Poppy gasp.) My beautiful glitter. (He whimpers and faints. Later, Dr. Moonbloom is checking his heartbeat.)
Dr. Moonbloom: I’m afraid we’re too late. (Poppy and Smidge gasp in horror.) To eat lunch.
Poppy and Smidge: Oh.
Dr. Moonbloom: He’s just napping.
Poppy: He is?
Guy Diamond: I am?
Dr. Moonbloom: Yes. But I’m afraid your glitter is gone for good.
Guy Diamond: Gone for good? But my glitter meant everything to me.
Poppy: Don’t worry, Guy. There’s got to be some way to restore your glitter.
Peppy: There is a way! (The camera reveals him wearing swim trunks and he removes the cucumbers that are on his eyes.) But it’s treacherous. (Dramatic music plays and lighting strikes in the background.)
Guy Diamond: Who cares? How do I get my shine back?!
Peppy: By bathing in an artifact endowed with the power to glitterfy all it touches. I call it the Fountain of Glitter… because that’s what everyone calls it.
Smidge: Fountain of Glitter? That’s just a myth.
Peppy: Not so. I found it many years ago, deep in the forest, using only my wits and cunning. (Poppy, Smidge, and Guy Diamond say nothing.) OK, it was mostly dumb luck. (He takes out a map.) To get there, one must venture the Glitter River to a sacred temple, braving raging rapids, horrifying waterfalls, and Glitter Gators the size of which ye have never seen! (Poppy takes the map.)
Poppy: Well, that’s a risk we ye’s will have to take… for our friend.
Peppy: Really? And how will you get around all those hazards? (Poppy and her friends appear in a blimp.)
All: Bye! (Peppy runs after them right to a cliff.)
Peppy: Fine, just take the easy way. (He leaves the cliff. Poppy is looking out the window while Smidge is looking with a telescope.)
Guy Diamond: I still don’t see the temple. Do you?
Smidge: Easy, Guy. All we got to do is sit back, follow the river and you’ll have your glitter back in no… (She hears some birds squawking.) Bird Strike! Bird strike! (She, Poppy and Guy Diamond scream as the birds hit the blimp, causing it to pop and fall into the river. They float toward a sign that says “The Raging Rapids.)
Poppy: Oh, no! Rapids! (They float toward a sign that says “Sizzling Streams.”)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! Sizzling Streams! (They float toward a sign that says “Glitter Gators.”)
Guy Diamond: (gasps) Glitter Gators! (They end up at a part where there are flowers and butterflies.)
Smidge: Ooh! This part’s like a Jacuzzi. (She, Guy Diamond and Poppy scream again because they see a waterfall.) Waterfall! (They fall down the waterfall screaming and land in a geyser that shoots them out of it and onto the ground. They look up to see the temple.)
All: Ooh!
Guy Diamond: The temple! (He, Poppy and Smidge walk toward the door.) Oh, the hope! (Smidge tries to open the door, but it doesn’t open.)
Smidge: It’s sealed shut!
Guy Diamond: (yells) The despair! (He clutches some sand on the ground.)
Poppy: Whoa, whoa. Hold on, Guy. (She brushes the sand away and reveals a puzzle with arrows in different directions. She steps onto the middle arrow and the door glows. Poppy steps on the top center arrow and the door turns up.) Ah. Knock, knock. (She presses the center left arrow. She and her friends then work together to open the door while singing.)
(Poppy)
Open says me
(All)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Act like you heard
I said the magic word
(Guy Diamond)
Just watch my feet a-moving, moving
Down and up and down
(Smidge)
We’re on repeat a-singing, singing
Like we know the sound
(All)
Higher than the highest mountain
Deeper than the sea
(Poppy)
Open says me
(All)
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Act like you heard
Open says me
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Act like you heard
I said the magic word (Guy Diamond vocalizes to finish the song. The door stops glowing and it opens up. Poppy, Smidge, and Guy Diamond gasp in amazement.)
Guy Diamond: The Fountain of Glitter! (He and his friends walk closer to the fountain.) So glittery.
Smidge: I wonder… (She puts on a glove and sticks in the water. When she takes it out, she sees that it is covered in glitter. Then she puts on a brown hat.) Yeah, boy!
Guy Diamond: Finally, I’ll have my glorious glitter back! (He tries to get in the fountain, but Poppy stops him.)
Poppy: Look, Guy! There’s an old scrapbook here. (She walks to the old scrapbook.) With a warning inside. “May your pride never exceed your shine.” (She pulls a tab and a green Glitter Troll screams as fire appear.) Uh… Doesn’t that sound sort of foreboding?
Guy Diamond: Yes, it does. CANNONBALL! (He jumps into the fountain. After a moment, he reappears with his glitter back.)
Poppy and Smidge: Ooh! (Guy Diamond glows very brightly.)
Smidge: (Covering Poppy’s eyes) We shouldn’t look directly at him… but I must. Oh, wow. (Guy Diamond floats off the fountain.)
Guy Diamond: My glitter. I thought it was gone forever. But when all seemed lost, fate smiled and it came back. Just in time for my Glitter Troll of the Year cover shoot!
Smidge: Your cover shoot? Are we back on that again?!
Poppy: Yeah. Guy, being caught up in that award is what got you in this mess. So, maybe it would be better not to make such a big deal about it?
Guy Diamond: (laughs) Oh, Poppy, always a delight. Now, let’s hurry. The shoot’s in one hour. (Smidge and Poppy sigh. Back in Troll Village, Guy Diamond is getting his shoot.)
Photographer: Yes, work it!
Guy Diamond: Make sure to get my good side. And my even better side.
Photographer: Wow! Your skin! You look amazing!
Guy Diamond: Oh, I do, don’t I? (His skin glows brighter.)
Poppy: Huh? Uh… Guy, did you see that? I think you just got brighter.
Guy Diamond: Really?
Photographer: Oh, yes, yes! Beautiful, Guy! Work it!
Reporter: Guy Diamond, why do you think you were chosen for Glitter Troll of the Year?
Guy Diamond: (laughs) Isn’t it obvious? Look at me! I am radiant! Wherever I go, I light up the room, literally. I bring the sparkle to every soiree, the glitz to every gala, the pizazz to every party. (His shine starts to glow brighter than ever. Suddenly, his skin reflects a deadly laser beam cuts a hole on the reporter’s hat.) What is happening?! (He rises into the air and his skin shoots more lasers.)
Poppy: (gasps) The scrapbook at the temple, this is what it was warning about! “May your pride never exceed your shine.” Guy, don’t brag anymore!
Guy Diamond: How do I do that? Look at me. (He screams as his skin shoots much more lasers that destroy the photoshoot.) It’s not stopping! What do I do?! (He screams again as his skin shoots another laser.)
Poppy: Uh… head to the spa! If the scrubber pod removed your glitter once, it can do it again!
Guy Diamond: Oh, yes! The scrubber! (He runs to the spa.) To the spa! To the spa! (As he runs, his skin shoots more lasers.) Please, please, please, please! (He whimpers as he hides in a tree stump and covers it with a rock, but the laser destroys them. He gasps in horror.) What do I do?! What do I do?! (He screams in panic.)
Poppy: Guy! (She grabs Guy Diamond with her hair and put him on a caterpillar express with her.) We’ll get you there! (As the caterpillar express moves, the laser destroys some trees. The Trolls run around screaming. Then the caterpillar express stops.) All clear! (Guy Diamond gets off and runs to the spa despite the laser destroying its property.)
Guy Diamond: I’m gonna make it! (He looks around for the scrubber and finds it. Then he runs toward it.) I’m gonna make it! (But his skin shoots a laser at the scrubber, destroying it. Guy Diamond moans and kneels down.) I didn’t make it. (Poppy and Smidge appear.)
Poppy: OK, no need to panic. Let’s just brainstorm more options. (A laser shoots at her, but she covers it with a purple flower shield.)
Smidge: (In a mask) Option number 1: Guy destroys everyone.
Poppy: Smidge!
Smidge: There are no bad ideas in brainstorming!
Poppy: What do we do?! What do we do?!
Guy Diamond: There’s only one thing to do. (He gets up.) I must leave Troll Village… forever. (His skin shoots more lasers.)
Poppy: What?! You are not leaving us. We’ll figure something out.
Guy Diamond: It’s the only way. I’ve put everyone at risk. And all because of my ridiculous pride. (His skin stops glowing.)
Smidge: (Removing her mask) Uh… Guy?
Guy Diamond: No, no. I know it’s true. I let this whole Glitter Troll of the Year thing go right into my head. (His skin gets darker.)
Smidge: Yeah, but, Guy-
Poppy: Actually, keep talking.
Guy Diamond: I realize now that I was full of myself, and that was wrong. (His skin stops glowing completely.) Well, time for me to bid you adieu. I love you all. Think fondly of me. (He starts leaving in tears.)
Poppy and Smidge: Wait!
Poppy: Look! You’re back to normal!
Guy Diamond: (gasps) How could this be?!
Poppy: “May your pride never exceed your shine.” Your humility saved you!
Guy Diamond: That means I don’t have to leave the village after all!
Poppy: Mm-hm.
Guy Diamond: Hugs! Hugs for everyone! (He hugs Smidge and Poppy while holding them in the air.) Thank you, guys. From now on, I promise to take less about my looks and be more humble. (He loses his glitter again.) Well, not too humble. It’s impossible to contain this much beauty. (He gets his glitter back again.) Ah. Perfect. (He winks at the screen.)
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