Chaister Garrincha (list of quotes)

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Chaister Garrincha is a Spanish-Brazilian-American voice actress who is best known for her longtime job at The Kiddie Channel. She is married to Braddock Schroeder and is the mother of two children.
== Quotes ==
*"I'm always told that I have a whiny voice, and brought it up to some of my other friends, and they agreed. But I can't tell when I sound whiny, so it's hard for me to stop it. My voice just sounds normal to me."
*"I love everything about Braddock. He's so pretty to me. When I'm with my best friend, I just want to be with him all the time, he makes me the happiest person. I love him so much, I just feel safe with him and want to spend all my time with him."
*"In the world of dating today, I don't think my husband Braddock and I would have ever fallen in love, gotten married and had 2 kids together."
*"Most of all, I have a meal of anything I have that's here, like these. Unlike you of course, nobody else would even go there." 
*"No, he's not [still alive]. I am! Because mostly, I'm not that something most of the time. I don't really fall for this. It usually happens when I'm angry, but since I'm not today, I'd rather do this because of you, and anyone else who made it on me, but maybe with some others I can't stand for some reason." 
*"And if I said, better if you had done it after me because this may not sound like it does to you, since I don't want to be like it's not a bad thing when I'm the only one. Now I feel so..."
*"Oh, cheer up, okay? When I was the same as you, I fell in love with someone too, and what I said to him was 'Eres el amor de mi vida', and 3 years later, we're still married!"
*"I love Braddock, and he loves me! But we love you too, because you guys are such cute little kids. I could use someone like you, but since I wasn't here today, I don't know what I'm doing right now."
*"This is why I took speech classes, because I don't like people making fun of me, but it's all you I don't really know." 
*"Me personally, I do like those. I like the flavor, but because I eat this right now, I'm just gonna really not try to have too much of it." 
*"I just don't know what I'm doing anymore. You can never trust those things. But I like them too, and everything I do because of you!"
*"Enh, I'll be okay. I'm doing something because of you, and anyone else I don't know."
*"Here. I don't know what this is. You can have this, so you will never know too!"
*"I highly recommend you to try these cupcakes. These cupcakes are disgusting. They're delicious. I hate them! I rate them 10 out of 10. You will love them, they taste really good. Ugh, I can't stand those things! Try them for yourself. I wouldn't though if I were you. They'll make you throw up! These are my favorite treats to have..."
*"Cupcakes always make me feel like throwing up. I just avoid them now because... what again?"
*"Okay, it has to look colors. Because they like colors, these people. They only click for colors. Should there be one more thing?"
*"A good voice actress always keeps her characters. And she can voice new ones, too!"
*"I'm going to change the world because of you. What are you up to?"
*"Enh, I don't care what you say. You can't do anything these days."
*"This is what A is for. And B, and C, and you too!"
*"A, B, C... D, E, F, G!"
*"1, 2, 3... 8, 9, 6, 5, 7, 4!"
*"I'm not stupid, but I like to be stupid!"
*"I love to be a kid again!"
*"I want to be a child."
*"I am not a big baby!"
*"Because of you!"
*"And you too."
*"This is for you, and you, and you too!"
*"This is why I can't do anything because of you."
*"What are you doing?"
*"What are you going to do?"
*"What do you want to do?"
*"I don't know. How do you think it's going?"
*"This is new!"
*"You do too."
*"I don't know!"
*"Uh, what?"
*"Uh, no!"
*"I know. Because I love you too."
*"Ooooh. I could just kiss you, Braddock!"
*"Enh, go ahead. I'm still here anyway."
*"I like whatever you just said!"
*"Yeah. You better do something or whatever." 
*"I almost wish that meant something."
*"Ooooh. Did someone say something to eat?"
*"I'm so proud of you, Braddock!"
*"Hey, I want some too!"
*"Me too, I wanna play!" 
*"Me too, I wanna know!"
*"I like it when that happens!"
*"I forgot to take these off today."
*"I forgot to wake up today."
*"I forgot to come here today."
*"I don't need to be here today."
*"I don't need a new phone."
*"I don't eat meat."
*"My feet don't smell."
*"I don't have loud snoring."
*"I don't want to grow up."
*"I don't care what you say."
*"I don't need those things."
*"I don't care about my feet."
*"I don't care about the police. I just don't."
*"I don't know what I'm doing!"
*"No. I don't want to be a morning person."
*"No. I don't want to be a grown up. I want to be a child."
*"Here you go, Braddock. I saved this for you, so you will know what it's like."
*"I know what you're doing. You were trying to hide from me because you think I'm stupid. I'm not stupid. I didn't do anything to you."
*"We're going to play, because I'm not stupid and I didn't do anything to you."
*"Mm-hmm, something green and something red. I knew we would see them again one of these days!" 
*"Mm-hmm. We're going to catch them so they can play with us, because I didn't do anything to them, and I don't know what Braddock's doing."
*"Hi, Braddock! I was coming back to check on you, because you look pretty, but I just didn't know what to do anymore."  
*"We had to wake up early just to come here, and that's something I never do."  
*"Enh, don't worry about him not being well off. He's doing very good."
*"You know, I didn't do anything to you."
*"I was going to be here today." 
*"Why does everyone hate me?" 
*"I mean, what's the big deal these days?"  
*"Oh come on, what's the big deal now?" 
*"Me too. I know how, but I don't know how."
*"Enh, it was a bunch of green paper, so I don't really know."
*"You mean those green papers? I don't care about that stuff."
*"Enh, I'll be okay. We just stand right here until one of us falls off!"
*"You don't have to wait that long. You can have one now!" 
*"What's all of this mean, and how did I, and have I get and gotten this important news update on my channel?"
*"12 hours? I never studied a day in my life and I turned out great!"
*"I didn't really get that far in my thought process."
*"If at first you don't do right, fail a bunch more times until you try again."
*"You can call me Chaister. I suppose..."
*"You tell them. Get to know the name... C-H-A-I-S-T-E-R Garrincha!"
*"I'd rather not say [my middle name], because that just makes me feel bad."
*"My feet are the smelliest things in the world. It's sooo gross!"
*"Ooooh. Save some chocolate for me!"
*"Come on, guys. Let's go play!"
*"Well, I like to think I'm not unattractive."
*"Because you're Braddock and I'm Chaister!"
*"Enh, it's fine. I got nothing better to do anyway."
*"I'm sorry, I feel so terrible."
*"I can't say anything right!"
*"It's fine. I don't talk much about it, because of how hard it is."
*"Yeah well, it's real to me. I don't like talking about it, I just don't. Anyone wanna make something of it?"
*"No, I'm not gonna talk about it. I'm done, next! I don't want to talk about my speech impairment. No speech impairment!"
*"No, you can't do that here, go do it outside. Better yet, you have to take it down the street!"
*"Well, I guess I didn't have anything better to do."
*"Enh, I don't care for that term."
*"So that's how it's gonna be, huh?"
*"I don't think you have anything to do with this!" 
*"Why did you have to point that out?"
*"Don't even think about it!"
*"DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME!"
*"Ugh! Ick! Eww! Blech! Yuck!"