Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake

-Who wins this Battle between our Favorite Duos of Cartoon Network?! Let's find out today!
Mordecai and Rigby vs Finn and Jake is a Fan-Made Episode Featuring Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show and Finn and Jake from Adventure Time.
== Description ==
Regular Show vs Adventure Time! which Cartoon Network Duo of 2010 who go one insane adventures who ended up saving their network will come on top in a battle
== Introduction ==
El Luigi: Mordecai and Rigby, just two friends of a Regular Show!
Lord Tyler: And Finn and Jake, the human and dog brother duo of Adventure Time!
El Luigi: Cartoon Network, the show of the cartoons of our childhood. There has been a lot of cartoons in the world but none of their cartoons are as popular as these two!
Lord Tyler: These duos are the best friends to the point they consider each other as brothers despite not being biological brothers and these two always messes into insane adventures, with their crazy shenanigans and facing daily issues some include their friendship, other include facing Godly beings, Eldritch Abomination, Alien Invasions, etc!
El Luigi: He's Tyler and I am Luigi!
Lord Tyler: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who'd win in a DEATH BATTLE!
== Mordecai and Rigby Are Keeping It Cool in DEATH BATTLE! ==
(Cue: Party Tonight)
Boomstick: Mordecai and Rigby, the Duo of Slackers from Regular Show!
Wiz: Mordecai is a Tall Strong Bluejay passionate of stuff such as Videogames and Art while Rigby is a Little short and weak Raccoon who is a Professional Slacker... With a University Diploma?
Boomstick: Uhh, yeah At least since like Season 7 the entire Rigby's objective was get a school diploma and wanting to be better than Mordecai before so like it's right to be shocked about that...
Wiz: Well back with the analysis, Mordecai and Rigby are the Friends and Main Protagonists of the 2010s Cartoon Network's Cartoon known as Regular Show!
Boomstick: Mordecai is Mild-Mannered, Laid-Back, Chill, And a Party-Loving dude and Rigby is basically the entire opposite, rude, wild, arrogant, cocky, impatient, and troublemaking starting most of the duo's troubles!
Wiz: Both lack clothing, sings karaoke, play videogames, drink coffee or soda and Mordecai (At least in the start) is characterized for being smarter, more responsible, stronger, and patient than Rigby, Mordecai also sometimes causes trouble but most of the time it's Rigby so Mordecai often blames Rigby for any stupid decision they do together and believes he's superior to him given how Mordecai is slighty better than Rigby in every aspect, and both like to slack up and most of the time they don't do their job!
Boomstick: But once they really want to they do their jobs, especially Rigby we'll talk about that later... But jeez, Wiz?! How the hell they never get fired?!
Wiz: Well, they saved The Park, the world even the universe a lot of times, without them and their helpers The Park and even the universe would have been doomed before plus their angry, strict and short tempered Boss, Benson although it doesn't seem like it deeply cares about both of them seeing them as friends only wanting them to be responsible!
Boomstick: But Benson sometimes is a asshole! Like when he forced Mordo and Rigs to eat that long sandwich and later run a lot of yards after they just were done with it, when he heartlessly ate Mordo and Rigs' burgers, or when he refused to pay Mordo and Rigs for months when a bounty hunter destroyed his Car! Or EVEN worst! When Benson couldn't keep his word taking off their Hockey Table even tho Mordecai and Rigby did the job as that deal was!
Wiz: Benson however is a short tempered Boss with a lot of anger issues and a shitty childhood as well plus he brought it back to them and he didn't want them to die playing it like it happened to one of his partners on a hockey match so Benson had kind of a good viewpoint!
Boomstick: Yeah but nothing of this equals when Rigby was on a death bed being allergic to eggs, Benson literally seemed to not care about it and said if they did their job nothing of it could have happened, dude job is more important to him than the critical situation of someone?! No way, Mordecai in did was right to punch Benson and luckily he apologized after that!
Wiz: Yeah, Rigby also died a lot of times, like when Mordecai accidentally pushed Rigby traveling to father time's dimension, Skips killing Rigby in arm wrestling accidentally but he wrestled Death itself to give Rigby his life back, We could name More but these are definitely some of his worst deaths!
Boomstick: And Mordecai is the definition of a simp, dude he stayed as this for a long in the show even sometimes not being with Rigby who he considers his brother being with Margaret, a girl who has humilliated Mordecai's ego multiple times doing dumb solids for her and such feeling shy to even talk to her and when he met CJ the love triangle was so cringe, good enough CJ left him and Mordecai met Steph at the end finally getting over being a simp!
Wiz: Rigby left High School and lacks Education because of his younger brother Don, Rigby's Dad literally prefered him for everything which caused Rigby to feel jealous of his brother and he decided to drop High School and goof around never getting graduated of it, and this is the main cause Rigby is more of a childlike, slacker and irresponsible being than Mordecai being in fact the worst worker of The Park!
Boomstick: Mordecai even was such a simp he killed Rigby over his jealously by Rigby almost dating Margaret and him never getting it, sure this really shattered Mordecai's ego like glass the friend he thinks is worst than him in every aspect being more social than him in that aspect!
Wiz: But Mordecai learned the hard way to never be that jealous again and Father Time made Mordecai get back in time so he could never kill Rigby again! 
Boomstick: Uhh, not really if we count the movie but it was the future versions of themselves!
Wiz: They almost has destroyed reality in their misadventures, and they gained a lot of abilities, such as a Magic Keyboard that can make anything they sing, powers from literal Gods, Deadly Martial Arts, Golden Gauntlets can take down World destroyers, and more!
Boomstick: And across Their adventures, they has fought several world enders and literal Gods, and they managed to Beat the Universal threat known as Anti-Pops, some alien brother of Pops having Dragon Ball shit and both Anti-Pops and Pops are the embodiments of Good and Evil, who tends to destroy and reset the universe A LOT with his brother, being the goddamn embodiment of evil, until Mordo and Rigs brokened that loop and Pops sacrificed himself to save his friends, but in the Villainous story, Black Hat killed both of them!
Wiz: Oh yeah they also have a band called Mordecai and the Rigbys done because of Mordecai trying to impress Margaret and are REALLY good at touching guitars and singing, such as Party Tonight and Keeping It Cool!
Boomstick: Or when they weared clothes cool enough they was a threat to the universe!
Wiz: And after years from Pops' Sacrifice to kill Anti-Pops to save the universe and everything that he loves, Mordecai ended becoming an Artist and marrying Steph, and now let's talk about Rigby's development!
Boomstick: After he met Eileen, Rigby was first not interested but later he found she was cool and she was smart, so after finding Eileen wanted a smart boyfriend and Rigby was a moron, Rigby decided to become smart and finish all his studies getting back to school and Rigby ended learning a lot about stuff such as Geology and studied hard enough he finally got his Diploma and graduated becoming more thoughtful, smart, responsible, prone to do his job, and loyal and caring to his friends, and even got a better relationship with his brother Don once he found out he respects Rigby and even stopped using clothes to be like him, and both Mordo and Rigs ended becoming fathers 25 years later!
Wiz: And in Regular Show the movie they did a failed time machine in the past and Rigby did Mordecai's fake rejection letter so Mordecai wouldn't reach his dreams of being an artist and did his life worst to Mordecai's view and both needed a job and entered The Park leaving into the house of The Park for free, Rigby did this only because he wanted to stay the rest of his life with his best friend but this did Mordecai angry and both stopped being friends for a time but both apologized over their mistakes and saved the universe from Mr. Ross and his Timenado, being the eternal best friends of Regular Show!
BIO: 
* Names: Mordecai and Rigby
* Origin: Regular Show
* Gender(s): Male
* Age: 23 (Mordecai), Early 23 (Rigby) | 24 (Since the episode explaining Skips' Backstory) | Older around 49 at the end of the series since 25 years Later
* Classification: Blue Jay, Park groundkeeper (Mordecai), Raccoon, Park Groundskeeper (Rigby)
Wiz: In skills, Mordecai tends to be more sociable, serious and friendly than Rigby. and has much more manageable relationships with others. Although Mordecai naturally despises work, he strives to keep a good reputation, and unlike Rigby, Mordecai doesn't talk about or openly express himself or his feelings. Also in the comic they once left the comic and brokened the fourth wall. Therefore, Mordecai's most obvious shortcoming is his inhability to engage his love interests by speaking his heart. Mordecai is a serious person and wants people to do the right thing. Mordecai does have many abilities. Like, he was an Artist before wenting to art school, but he dropped it, tho it was revealed he had bad portrait skills before. Tho despise of some bad portrait skills, he can be a Good Artist, as shown when he made a great portrait for Benson, and he also has some notable leadership skills, and Mordecai is a Very Good Badass Video Gamer, he is way better than Rigby playing them, always winning and being the Player Number one, and he's educated being both figuratively and literally smarter than Rigby, in Nearly every possible way, he also has mentioned to got a High School diploma, while Rigby doesn't have and also a college education. He also can be good lying, being a better liar than Rigby, but he's also very Truthful, like in the episode he told Benson what happened to Skips after Mordecai and Rigby accidentally sends him to the Moon, and hell, he once end up going hours into a Staring Contest against Peeps winning, even though he couldn't blink after the contest and had to go to the Hospital. : He also has a Skill at Playing Guitar, and hell, he is very strong. He is much stronger than Rigby, and has feats there such as punching through locked doors, breaking a broom with one punch, easily rips a shirt, and can bash the Death Bear across a room and through a wall, in the episode of the same name. Mordecai is also seen drinking coffe more so than Rigby, And can tend to persuade people when he gives talks and speeches. Mordecai has a Kind-Heart, possessing social skills that an immature Rigby doesn't. Mordecai has better relations with his friends and has never really shown many harsh feelings toward them. He always tries to settle disagreements. He also admitted a certain secret to save his life. The only major time he wasn't kind-hearted was when he pushed Rigby off of a microwave, killing him, though it was out of anger, and he was immediately regretful of his actions. He also has shown to be a good singer, and Music Lover, aswell as a Skilled Fighter, having fought against people like Muscle Man who is stronger than Mordecai and Hi Five Ghost, and he learned how to use Death Known Do, a powerful martial art let's Mordecai use amazing techniques when he wears the proper attire.
Boomstick: Mordecai has been shown to love parties, and also is good cleaning up major parties, he Snores when he sleeps, and he is eh.... You know, a simp having crushes on many girls being at Finn's level on it.
Wiz: Mordecai also is skilled at Rapping, and Dancing, and he once learned of Donut Driving, being in Muscle Man's Tutelage, and he won a contest of Donut Driving in the episode, and Mordecai is shown to be a very good driver, especially in the golf cart. On many occasions, he is always shown to be the driver of the whole gang when in a chase scene. Also, he is able to make sharp turns, think fast, and be a match for many that are chasing him, and the only person who could rival his skill is Thomas. Mordecai is a Skilled Dodgeball Player, easily eliminating most of the Thunder Girlz until it was left to him and CJ, he also dodged Lightning from CJ and has an active imagination, having creative ideas but he can lack a sense of when those ideas become too many, or when they are just simply over the top.
Boomstick: And Mordecai is a Quick Learner, as shown when he quickly learns how to rid a Motorcycle, despite having some trouble at the beggining, and he learned when Mordecai and CJ were being chased by a bunch of angry demonic parents, and is a Heimlich Mavouvre Expert, being shown to be skilled using this technique to save people such as Muscle Man from chocking a few times before without fail.
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Wiz: Now for his powers, Mordecai and Rigby can use Poetry to Battle people rapping, doing stuff like create walls of text, create sentient wings on his opponent, or causing people to explode, he has the White Stallion Limousine, An expensive white limousine belonging to Mr. Maellard. It contains a large arsenal of concealed weaponry including machine guns, grappling hooks, tire blades, lasers, and missiles, and the Red Button, which activates a Large and Powerful Missile, but can destroy the Limousine in the process, and this was used to defeat Limosaurus. Mordecai also has a Baseball Bat, The Power , a magic Keyboard that makes whatever the user says happen, such as Mind Control and a Long Ranged Teleportation, hell, he also has Basketball Powers being powers can let him be Good At Basketball given by The God of Basketball, and this also increases his Strength and Speed Vastly and let's him Flight, being able to pass across the Solar System in seconds while playing a Basketball Match meaning Mordecai is MFTL+. Also credits to VSBW for this speed calc. So the Galaxy's diameter is 984 PX long. The Milky Way is 100,000 Light Years in Diameter. The Sword on the other hand is 387 PX.
984 / 387 = 2.542635658914729
100,000 / 2.542635658914729 = 39329.26829268292 Light Years
The sword begins to expand at 45.26, and it ends at 46.06.
46.06 - 45.26 = 0.8 Seconds
39329.26829268292 / 0.8 Seconds = 4.65094575 × 10^20 m/s
That is 1.5513495e+12c
Massively FTL+
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Wiz: Mordecai and Rigby also has the Fists of Justice , a set of large golden gauntlets with several designs and bolts in it. After Rigby accidentally closed the Pops's harpsichord on Skips' hands, he and Mordecai to take his place and fight Klorgbane the Destroyer instead. However if the Fists of Justice enters in contact with Water, they will Self-Destroy. But The Fists of Justice made them beat Klorgbane who was stated by Skips to destroy the whole world, making them essentially planet level using them! Hell, and Mordecai and Rigvtv even has the Book of Park Records, a book that keeps all of the official records concerning the Park. By rewriting the records, whatever is rewritten will actually happen. Use is limited to the Park and cannot be used outside its boundaries. With the BrainMAX they can become extraordinary genius in smarts, Skips was a caveman to him, Mordecai developed a new language in moments, and only someone of similar intellect should comprehend it, and The Realm of Darthon is a board game that Mordecai and Rigby brought for Game Night. this literally gives them Reality Warping, and Give users the capability to completely write the rules of the game and you create a universe according to the rules of the game, including things like "no weapons", "inmunity to rule changes", "no powers or magic," etc, only limited to their imagination. Mordecai also with Death Known Do jumps from the earth into the athmosphere in just four seconds, and Mordecai and Rigby piloted a ship that can keep up with Anti Pops and Pops who can travel through solar systems in seconds, and they should be faster than the Baby Ducks, who Flew across the galaxy in seconds, and they also tanked a Blast of Pops and Anti-Pops able to destroy a Planet, making them Dwarf-Star Level (Credits to Speedy). And that's not all, he even tanked Anti-Pops "breaking down the fabric of reality" into its most basic form. Reducing the animation of the show into sticky note animation and storyboards and he tanked the clash of punches of Pops and Anti-Pops sended them back to the beggining of the show, and he scales both who destroyed the universe 400 billionth times making themselves Universe Level+ with Rersistance to Plot Manipulation!
Boomstick: Mordecai can also use a Rake as a Weapon, tanked a Long Fall from the Space, and he can use Basketballs as weapons, and both has The Death Known Do , a Powerful Martial Art able to almost kill a few people, and literally Rigby with this was able to send Pops to some part of the space you cannot see in the sun with a Punch, and Mordecai has the Death Block can block Rigby's punches did that to Pops, blocking any attack, and with the Death Punch, can emit a wave with unbelievable power, being strong enough to send people to some part of the space, being only countered with the Death Block. the Death Kick is a known technique is known mainly by using kicks, with the Death Jump, can jump from earth into the athmosphere in just four seconds, the Jumping Kick of Death, a Mix between the Death Jump and the Death Kick and the Bicycle Kick of Death, an attack can deflect deadly projectiles, apparently with high accuracy, deflecting the Double Death Sandwich. Also both Mordecai and Rigby scale Pops who ended running off earth and went to saturn or jupiter which is more than 40 c FTL! Rigby dodged a Karate Chop from Pops, Pops can go across the solar system in seconds battling Anti-Pops, Escaped a Black Hole, Rigby escaped the Dumpstown UA which pretty much exists outside reality above space-time and Rigby came back to the main universe outside it BY RUNNING! Rigby scales Pops who ran in a rainbow to space near planets in seconds, and Pops and Anti-Pops are faster than The Baby Ducks who wields a Sword as big as the Galaxy doing them Trillions MFTL+ and Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost dodged Anti-Pops attacks like his Existence Erasure, and Anti-Pops' mere attacks can end the universe in seconds, which is Quadrillion times MFTL+ doing Mordecai and Rigby Quads MFTL+! And with the Glazed Donuts he can go so fast he ends in a different dimension, his Space Ships go so fast he can travel back in time, he resisted The Time Glitch of the Anti-Pops fight, which makes Mordecai and Rigby Quads MFTL+ to Immeasurable at Peak! Oh, and Mordecai and Rigby aswell can have Non-Phyiscal Interactions as seen when they was able to Punch and fight Hi Five Ghost, who is basically a Ghost!
Wiz: Mordecai maybe a Powerful Fighter but he has his Flaws, he can be a Heavy Sleeper, he can be Lazy don't doing his work making Benson to yell him to stop being lazy, and this was seen in almost every episode, he also has shown to the Timid towards Girls, he can have a poor sense of direction, once getting himself and Rigby lost in the middle of the woods and only to end up in the same place where they started. He even mentioned that he forgot where the golf cart was located. While Mordecai is not a complete pushover, Mordecai finds it hard to say no at times, and once he did not think twice about telling everyone that Rigby had changed his name to Trash Boat, making him the target of everyone's joking, an attitude that a true best friend would never have done. He also refused to give Rigby the money to change his name back just so he could continue to make fun of him (although Mordecai does help Rigby change his name back after their lives are put in danger). Rigby meanwhile is too clumsy, often causes the trouble in the Park, can be too stupid, weak and short tempered and is allergic to eggs. But even with these flaws we shouldn't mess up with The Park's Slacker.
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== Finn and Jake Adventure into DEATH BATTLE! ==
(Cue: Adventure Time Theme)
Boomstick: Finn and Jake the Greatest Heroes of Ooo
Wiz: Before Meeting Finn Mertens was born on Hub Island to his father Martin Mertens and his mother, Minerva Campbell. Having been a known con artist, Martin is confronted by an old foe and forced to flee the house with baby Finn while Minerva was at work. Martin brings Finn onto a raft, only to be attacked by the Guardian. Finn and Martin are separated as a result, with Finn being sent adrift towards Ooo and Martin disappearing.
Boomstick: The infant Finn eventually made it to Ooo, where he ended up alone in a forest. There, he went "boom boom" (Finn's word for defecation) on a large leaf and fell on it. He lay there crying until Jake's parents, Joshua and Margaret, rescued him from the wilderness and brought him to their home.
Wiz: Speaking of Jake before His Parents adopted Finn, He was conceived when they were on an investigation tracking down a shape-shifting creature in the forest near Tree Trunks's house. During the investigation, they were attacked by the creature, and it bit Joshua on the head.
Boomstick: Jake was later born from the pustule that formed from the bite on his father's head and was taken in by Joshua and Margaret to live alongside their natural-born son Jermaine. It is inferred that Jake's Stretchy Powers that he has had since he was a puppy are a result of his biological relationship with the shape-shifting creature, although Jake himself never learned this until the creature (revealing his name to be Warren Ampersand) returned Before this point, Jake believed he had gained his powers from rolling in mud as a puppy.
Wiz: Around the time Finn was adopted Jake would develop a lifelong friendship with Finn over the years. Joshua was known to push his three sons to be tough, while Margaret was often more protective and nurturing towards them. Jake regardless generally holds fond memories of being raised by them in their old house.
Boomstick: Sometime around Joshua and Margaret's deaths, Jake moved into the Tree Fort with Finn while Jermaine stayed at their parents' house. For a while, Jake was known to be a successful criminal until he retired to take part in a more respectable life as an adventurer with Finn.
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*Names: Finn Mertens and Jacob "Jake" the Dog, Sr.
* Origin: Adventure Time
* Gender(s): Male
* Age: Finn: 12 (Debut to "Susan Strong"), 13 ("Mystery Train" to late season 3), 14 (Late season 3 to season 5), 15 (Season 5 to Season 6) 16 (Season 6 to Bonnibel Bubblegum) 17("Seventeen" to "Come Along With Me") 20+ ("Obsidian") 29 (Simon Petrikov) Elderly to Deceased (Together Again) 
* Jake: 28 (Debut), 34 ("Joshua and Margaret Investigations"), 40s (as of "Daddy-Daughter-Card Wars"), Deceased (as of "Together Again")
* Classification: Human, Hero (Finn), Dog/Shape-Shifter, Hero (Jake)
Wiz: But to be an adventurer you got to have some skills and abilities and both Finn and Jake have that in spades. Starting off with Finn he's an extremely skilled fighter both in hand to hand and with sword fighting he can also perform acrobatics and even create portals to the Nightosphere and even create under people to force them there 
Boomstick: He can interact and even kill ghosts he can telepathically speaks to the ancient psychic Tandem War Elephant as well as incapacitate people with power screeches, With his ice ninja skills he can utilize ice and even make weapons out of it He even has wizard powers which let him have access Flight, Telekinesis, Energy Projection and Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Creation, Dustamancy, Shadocery, Hair Manipulation, Mayo Manipulation, Transmutation, Teleportation and BFR,Fire Manipulation, Life Manipulation and Magic Reflection
Wiz: He even has the ability to control his imagination to affect the real world which he can use for Reality Warping, Teleportation, Life Manipulation, Limited Mind Manipulation, Pocket Reality Manipulation, Biological Manipulation, Telekinesis and Probability Manipulation but what Finn's most powerful ability without his arsenal (We'll take about that soon) is his Immortality and Abstract Existence
Boomstick: Basically Finn has a bunch of past lives which happens because he is the incarnation of a catalyst comet of pure good to counter another catalyst comet of pure evil which created his most persistent adversary The Lich He even calls himself the idea of hope. which basically gives him reliant immortality since the Multiverse exists as long as some Sentient being exists to perceive it as well as high to even godly regeneration as he is one with the multiverse as the comet which is unstoppable even if it's erased from existence, it will comeback as well as .., Ngl Wiz we've been talking about Finn for a good while now when are we gonna get to Jake?
Wiz: Right now and Jake is no slouch when it comes to powers either Jake's main ability usually called "Stretchy Powers" allows him to manipulate any part of his body in countless of ways. He can stretch himself extensively and also grow or reduce the size and mass of any of his limbs or even organs. He can shapeshift and create weapons. He can completely control his own blood within himself. He can alternate between his usual yellow form and his blue shapeshifter form. He can grow wings to fly and he can even extend this power to creating entirely new personalities that are not him but part of him
Boomstick: And just like Finn he can fight ghosts, slow dance with his subconscious and redirect the soul of a lobster to make his perfect sandwich (which off note looks amazing) He can also use magic while asleep and even can use his dreams to communicate with his brother Jermaine as well some level of regeneration as he regenerated a large hole in his torso
Wiz: He also has enhanced senses since he could smell the exact location of the Enchiridion from smelling the ground and can track the Enchiridion with his nose. Can smell the materials of a bed, His own imagination control which works just like Finn's ,even being able to rearrange the atoms of someone's face and one of his previous incarnations was shown multiple times to be somehow linked to The Cosmic Mind so he may have the same powers as it.
Boomstick: However They also have a ton of ways to resist many powers, Finn can withstand the heat from Eye Demons, which could melt steel weapons. He's fine after getting hit by magic wands that melt buildings, survive being repeatedly frozen by the Ice King and is perfectly fine when the ice breaks, is unaffected by the Fight King's Magic, which made other gladiators kill their best friends, walk through electric eel infested water which is so acidic that it can melt/vaporize boats and even some minor resistance to transmutation as he was once turned into a cat by the Grand Master Wizard, then rips out of the cat.
Wiz: He also can overpower mind manipulation from both The Lich and Goliad the latter being able theoretically affect the entire Candy Kingdom, could fight off the anger inducing nature of the Pure Elemental Flame Queen, Resisted being absorbed by Elemental Slime Princess, A minor immunity to sleep manipulation as when the Lich said fall, Jake immediately falls to the ground, but Finn struggles to fall, yet ultimately falters and after drinking from the Sacred Spring, he is immune to most, if not all, natural forms of electricity. 
Boomstick: Jake however doesn't have as many resistances but there are still some such as being immune to mind control as Adam Muto confirmed that when Jake put on Ice King's Crown during the events of Thank You, he suffered none of the debilitating effects due to his own magic powers, being able stretch his liver big enough to detoxify his body, as well as minor resistance to absorption as it took 40 seconds to be absorbed while regular citizens got absorbed instantly and being able to remain conscious with a massive hole through his body. 
Wiz: He can shove his hands in a pool of lava, could withstand the heat from Eye Demons, which could melt steel weapons. He was fine after getting hit by magic wands that melt buildings he survives being burned by lava and Stood in PB's burning room which melted PB's body. His fur also makes him resistant to the Ice Kingdom's cold, he can use his body to sled on the snow in the Ice Kingdom, whereas Finn was turned into ice by sledding on the same snow Can be repeatedly frozen by the Ice King and is perfectly fine when the ice breaks. Unaffected by a cold spell that froze a prison could beat back his lump infection with sheer willpower and even survive the Lich's death mist poured down his throat, which instantly killed Old Man Prismo 
Boomstick: Now that we've gone over their abilities we can finally get to their arsenal.... or more so Finn's Arsenal........which is mostly swords....mainly cause jake can turn into anything he wants..... 
Wiz: .... Right anyway 
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"Scarlet", also known as The Golden Sword of Battle is Finn's original and arguably most iconic sword. The blade is noticeably worn and chipped, with several scratch marks. This is basic sword Finn can use to hack and slash enemies 
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Boomstick: The Demon Blood Sword was a sword passed down by Finn's adoptive father, Joshua. It is a very large and imposing broad sword made with the blood from the demon Kee-Oth. This sword is immune to fire and transmutation as it doesn't get transmuted or vaporized or affected from attacks by (Nightosphere Amulet) Marceline 
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Wiz: The Grass Sword was a sword Finn received during The Blade of Grass. Despite its rather puny appearance, the Sword has proven to be quite powerful. Being able to cut pretty much anything without much effort. The sword would later turn out to be cursed and could never be "unequipped". Finn quickly accepts this fact and becomes quite skillful with using it. It usually attacks on its own. Can float in the air and slice enemies. When Finn is trapped, can free Finn and cut up whatever is binding him or holding him. Can shoot out a vine that can attack people, even when Finn is bound in ice or chained, It can regrow itself when cut and even regrew Finn's arm. 
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Boomstick: The Finn Sword was the sword Finn used after the Demon Blood Sword was shattered. It is a distinctly white and spherical sword that doesn't appear to be like anything in Ooo. The blade was actually Finn from an alternate period of time-space, who was tricked by Prismo into resurrecting him. As such, the Sword is fully sentient and houses a small pocket dimension in which "Finn 2" lives in. The Sword was scarcely used in combat, but it was depicted as being powerful in its own right. When Finn uses this sword all his physical attributes (strength, agility, etc.) are doubled and if the Finn Sword ever gets covered by the Grass sword it can become its own entity named Fern the Human which can let Finn 2 move freely and have the power of the Grass sword. 
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Wiz: The Small Sword is a rapier-like blade that Finn is first seen using in "Do No Harm". The small sword Finn uses looks very similar to his teacher, Rattleballs's, sword. The blade is very thin and is meant to be a weapon used to stab, although it is capable of slashing if needed. 
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Boomstick: Finn's final sword is the Night sword was created by Peppermint Butler in "Marcy & Hunson." It is said to be very powerful, as it contains dark magic from the Nightosphere provided directly by Hunson Abadeer, it can cut ghosts and ectoplasm and even create chains to weaken power 
Wiz: Finn also has a time machine which can let him time travel however He doesn't have great control over what time period he goes to
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Boomstick: With the Glasses of Nerdicron Finn becomes a genius which he knows everything, understands everything from the large outer space to small subatomic particles, was able to know everything that was going to happen and Was capable of building a device that could blow bubbles in 4 different dimensionalities. 
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Wiz: however the most powerful thing in Finn and Jake's Arsenal is The Enchiridion also known as The-Book-That-Is-Not-A-Book is a mysterious and immensely powerful being in the appearance of a book. Created some time a million years ago by he who would become "The Reader", The Enchiridion is thought to be a "guide of heroism" but in actuality is a sentient entity capable of manipulating all of creation, as well as the object used to cast judgement upon The Multiverse at the end of time and has many abilities to it. 
Boomstick: It can give enemies "pimples". Additionally, it should have control over the Candy Elemental powers, which can manipulate the DNA of all life, can warp reality due to having complete knowledge over the multiverse letting it use the cosmic imagination, reset the entire multiverse. Made moments into "eternities" of inconsistent time, stretching 38 seconds into hundreds or thousands of years, can make time “a Layered Spectrum of Simultaneous Events”. 
Wiz: As the Book can use the cosmic time a misuse of The Cosmic Mind created "Amok Time", which messed with the laws of Causality, It can control every aspect and concept of the Cosmic Mind as well as the laws of existence, Amok Time was also capable manipulating the perception of wizards. Made "The Reader" perceive several events from his childhood and even past lives. Darren the Ancient Sleeper's magic was able to expel beings from existence, presumably by channeling The Cosmic Mind as most wizards so the Enchiridion could possibly be able to do the same thing 
Boomstick: The Enchiridion can even manipulate the final chapter of the book in its own, abstract image as well as text, make people forget everything, exist even and out of linear time if It has been "destroyed" create portals across the entire multiverse,Fuse people with the cosmic mind and even aware of the 4th wall as it personally told "The Reader" to turn the page when it knew it wasn't paying attention. 
Wiz: Now just because Finn and Jake have a bunch of haxs and weapons doesn't mean they can't hold there own in a fight without them they can fight the ice king who with his magic can freeze the Earth for over 400 years in the Farmworld Timeline and survived an explosion from Maja The Sky Witch, which in turn killed her, Who's capable of turning the moon into an eyeball., Jake can stretch out to cover the entire planet, as well as fight the Lich who is stronger than the Citadel Guardians who can defeat monsters who can destroy planets 
Boomstick: With the Grass Sword Finn can cut apart Orgalorg who should be superior to the Cidatel Guardians, and was feared as "The Breaker of Worlds" by many of his subjects and claimed he could destroy worlds, Hunson Abadeer stated that Gunter was the most evil being in the Galaxy and was his equal, Hunson Abadeer also claims that The Lich is his only real rival speaking of the Lich Finn can cut off his arm with the grass sword and even kill Fern with his mechanical arm who is the grass sword given form. His Night Sword is powered by Hunson Abadeer who is equal to the lich 
Wiz: When Finn made a higher Dimensional Bubble machine it created a 4th dimensional black hole and to stop it Finn accidentally turned his sword 4th dimensional and he could still interact with it and use it to blow up the black hole, He dreamed up the entire Puhoy reality, and destroyed it upon awakening. In adventure time every reality is dreamed up by a dreamer and He flew by Golb, a being who exists outside of all dimensions, to get back to his universe the third orb. Supporting He indeed Made a universe. Both Finn and Jake can fight the undertakers, who are capable of destroying deadworlds, which are infinite in size 
Boomstick: Since Finn is the embodiment of The Catalyst comet he can grant someone a new mode of existence, that's according to the Enchiridion being merged with the Multiverse. The Catalyst comet hits the Time room wiping out the Multiverse when Dear reader, who dreams of the Multiverse, wakes up, Jake can also interact with 5th Dimensional rope as well Defeated Arklothac who is beyond spacetime and comprehension, was able to Tear holes in spacetime. 
Wiz: Their best feat comes from the Enchiridion with Completely understands the very nature of The Cosmic Mind on an immensely deep level, allowing it to have complete control over it. At the end of time, it will enact the judgement of the Multiverse which has infinite timelines and 5th dimension, whether it shall be destroyed or reset 
Boomstick: Finn and Jake aren't slowpokes either Finn has deflected several lightning bolts from the Ice King, rotate in a full circle while getting sent flying at FTL speeds to mars and keep up with Rattleballs training, which consisted of throwing eggs faster than he could react in he previously could. 
Wiz: Finn with the grass sword is fast enough to cut both the lich and orgalorg both existed before the nothingness that predates time and everything, both He and Jake can also keep up with Fern who is the embodiment of the grass sword they can also fight each other evenly so they should be able to scale to each other's feats. 
Boomstick: As a Catalyst Comet Finn Can give himself a new mode of existence, beyond the comprehension of 3D beings, and a new realm of existence according to the enchiridion is Being merged with The Multiverse,He was fast enough to damage Arklothac who is beyond spacetime and comprehension and both Finn and Jake can move in the Antiverse, which is outside of the constructs of the Multiverse and is stated to be pure nothingness. 
Wiz: Finn and Jake are pretty tough to take down too they can damage each other and get back up no problem Finn was slammed into the ground hard enough to break the Ice King's ice and was fine he was directly in contact with Flame Princess when she had her emotional explosion which after enough time would burn up the planet Jake on the other hand was extremely close to the explosion of the Vampire King's essence and can stretch himself big enough to cover the entire planet, They can also survive attacks from the lich as well as the undertakers who can destroy entire dead worlds and still keep on trucking and Finn and Jake's connection to the cosmic mind makes them extremely hard to kill 
Boomstick: While Finn doesn't seem like the most intelligent person in the series, but his intelligence ranges far in combat and in regular situations. In combat, Finn is an incredibly talented and gifted fighter. Without formal training, he has mastered several different martial arts styles that he employs against his enemies. He is proficient in several forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, magic, and swordsmanship. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat, Finn uses a myriad of different techniques ranging from disarming techniques, full-body holds dubbed the "Chokey Brokey Style", and using his acrobatics as well. In his battle with Tiffany, he used a combination of holds, then he kicked his blade out of his hand and proceeded to hit him in the face with a barrage of punches. While fighting Why-wolves, he lures them to a well and does a flip when they enter his position, then he spikes them into a well while airborne. 
Wiz: With his swordsmanship, he dispatched several Gladiator Ghosts casually, using different methods ranging from weapon binding to chest bumps, and spin kicks another's head off. He also has unnatural accuracy, throwing a sword with such precision that it cut off 3 heads of a pair of Gladiator Ghosts, and throwing his sword and other objects at enemies with great precision. He quickly comprehends how to use different weapons, shown when he got the grass sword and adapted to its sentient nature, or when he understood his Pink Sweater's resistance to magic and used it to pull out the Lich's face. His swordsmanship got astronomically better in Season 5 after being trained by the master swordsman Rattleballs, who originally said that his swordsmanship was extremely poor. 
Boomstick: Finn is a very quick thinker. His fear of the ocean forbade him from swimming underwater, so he knocked himself out in order to sink to the bottom of the ocean. As he couldn't use a zombie serum on a group of zombies, he covered himself in the antidote and jumped in the crowd. He is shown to use his enemies' possessions in battle, shown when he used the Ice King's jacket and a giant ogre's large dollar to glide in the air. While trying to free himself from the Business Men's robot, he comes up with a plan for Jake to rapidly expand and block their suction machine via overeating and stretching. After finding out there was multiple enemies in a hostage situation, he found a way to quickly, quietly, and efficiently dispatch all of them, with one of his methods being to lure one into a room and ambush it while they were off guard. 
Wiz: Finn's intellect reaches to outside of battle as well, except for mathematics. He is cunning, creating a fake Demon Blood Sword infused with grape juice and holy water in order to kill Kee-oth. He built a catapult used to send Jake across a river with spare trash. He figured out the curse of the Frog Monster and the mystery of Tree Trunks' stolen apples. He also knows how to pick locks (Definitely the most useful skill in a fight to the death). 
Boomstick: Jake acting as Finn's world-wise mentor, is always willing to give input and advice about a situation, but his suggestions are usually inconsistent, ranging from encouraging and helpful suggestions to ridiculous nonsense, he escaped the Nightosphere, an alternate universe in the shape of a demonic wasteland filled with chaos and inhabited by powerful demon, and then invaded the Nightosphere once again to rescue Marceline 
Wiz: With all this power, abilities and weapons you'd think Finn and Jake are nearly unstoppable but they do have there weaknesses Finn is known to have deuteranopia, a form of heredity dichromatism that makes it difficult to distinguish green hues from red, particularly tense battles can put Finn in a very violent attitude, making his moment-to-moment thinking suffer he has very little control, or even awareness over his powers or true nature. 
Boomstick: Jake on the other hand can literally forget about a conversation in a moment and start doing something completely unrelated, such as putting an ice cream cone in a toaster. There is also an upward limit to Jake's stretchy powers, for if he exerts himself too much he could die his stretchy powers do not work as well when he's tired. 
Wiz: But despite all that, there's a reason why Finn and Jake are considered the heroes of Ooo. 
Finn: Wonder what life's gonna turn me into this time? 
*Jake grabs his arm* 
Finn: Jake!?! What are you doing?! I just had my donkin' epiphany! 
Jake: I know. I'm just coming back for fun. Because it's great being alive with you! 
Finn: [laughing] Good reason. 
*The two perform their signature fist bump one final time.* 
Intermission 
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set now let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH BAAAAAATTLEEEEEE!!!
== DEATH BATTLE! ==
Mordecai and Rigby first was playing Basketball, they was crazily Playing while the afternoon was almost gonna end throwing a lot of Dunks, they was throwing 99 Dunks in a row while Mordecai and Rigby was amazed of their skill.
Rigby: Woah! Dude, We are amazing at it! How did we end getting so good without the help of the Basketball Powers?!
Mordecai: Oh that's nothing see my Last Dunk!
Mordecai runs while balling the ball on the ground and does a jump while grabbing the basket doing a Dunk sends the Ball to fly away.
Mordecai and Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The duo high fives but the 100th ball makes a vortex after being launched so hard making Finn and Jake end in their world falling down clashing against Mordecai and Rigby.
Rigby: Oww, dude what happened?
Mordecai: I have no idea, but this seems sick!
Finn and Jake got up as Mordecai asked.
Mordecai: Who are you two?
Finn: I am Finn Mertens and he is my friend Jake!
Jake: But I have a better question who are you?
Mordecai: Well, my name is Mordecai and that raccoon is Rigby and you guys seem tough but not as much as me being stronger than Rigby!
Rigby: STOP TALKING!!!
Rigby throws a punch to Mordecai's arm but he doesn't harm him and Mordecai punches Rigby in the arm hurting him.
Rigby: Ow!
Finn: Hey that was not very nice!
Mordecai: Oh but you know who else is not very nice, YOUR MOM!
Rigby: In your face!
Finn: Shut it, Bluejay! 
Finn punches Mordecai in the face and Mordecai angry punches Finn back.
Mordecai: Hmm, hmm! Time to get this-
Rigby: DOWN!!!
Jake: Do you know what time is it?!
Finn: ADVENTURE TIME!!!
Mordecai and Rigby: OH YEAH YUH!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Now both are putting in their combat stands ready to fight.
----FIGHT!!!
----(Cue: The Power of the Adventure)
First both duos was trading and exchanging blows, kicks, headbutts, knees, etc, However Finn yells and throws Mordecai a punch knocks him down and Jake grows his hand into a giant fist crushes Rigby down.
Rigby: OW!
Finn was angry as Mordecai got up while saying.
Finn: Come on, is that all you can do?! Fight me like a Man!
Finn yells while throwing many punches to Mordecai who blocks them with his arms, until Mordecai angrily shoulder bashes Finn down. Finn however gets up and kicks Mordecai in the chest and tries to land another punch but Mordecai punches Finn's face and chest and throws many punches and kicks, beating up the Hero of Ooo and The Bluejay then throws a double punch knocks Finn down.
Mordecai: Yeah yuh!
Rigby: In your face! Graaah!!!
Rigby says punching Jake a lot while Jake simply sees Rigby dissapointed with the punches not even doing anything and Jake dropkicks Rigby down. Rigby however gets up and yells.
Rigby: HAMBONING!!!
Rigby says while Jake puts a shock expression on his face and Rigby throws a lot of punches now harder than before hurting Jake a bit but Jake grows size and Rigby now sees Scared yelling as Jake tried to foot step him but Rigby yells running away. 
Now back to Mordecai and Finn, Finn tries to punch Mordecai who dodged and Mordecai throws another punch but Finn dodges it and punches Mordecai into a wall.
Mordecai: Ow! Man I hate to admit it, but this guy is too fast and strong to be a kid!
Finn: Hey I am not a Kid! I am 16! 
Mordecai: Uhh, yeah that's Okay I guess...
Jake however now turns in a sword while Finn wields it and says.
Finn: I am gonna kick your butt!
Mordecai and Rigby yell and run away while Finn who tries to slash them but missing making Finn chase them angry.
Mordecai and Rigby get the Golf Kart while Rigby says.
Rigby: GO, GO, GO!!!
Mordecai and Rigby quickly drive away.
Finn: Jake, they are trying to leave the fight!
Jake: Don't worry, Finn! They won't!
Jake turns in a Car and both drive chasing Mordecai and Rigby.
Rigby: Oh, crap! Mordecai what will we do?!
Mordecai: Don't worry, I have a trick under my sleeve! Turnin' Radius 0!!!
Mordecai and Rigby do a donut and do a lot of donuts while Finn and Jake get closer and they do a infinite vortex knocks them down.
Rigby: You remember that?! That was AWESOME, man!
Mordecai: Yes, it was!
Jake however grows giant and grabs Mordecai and Rigby off the the Kart and launches them against trees. Mordecai and Rigby however gets up and now they was wielding the Fists of Justice.
Mordecai: Let's do this!
Mordecai and Rigby run towards Finn and Jake throwing multiple punches to the duo beating them up until they spin their fists and uppercut Finn and Jake to the sky. Finn however now uses his Devil Sword and Jake is now stretching his Punches to be Big.
Jake: Are you ready, Finn?
Finn: Ready when you are, Jake!
Both run towards Mordecai and Rigby yelling while Jake and Rigby exchanged blows and Mordecai and Finn tried to attack each other missing a lot until Finn with a spin attack ends slashing the Fists of Justice in half and slashes Mordecai and Rigby while Jake punches both down.
Mordecai and Rigby gets up while Rigby says.
Rigby: Hey, it's not fair! You guys are too strong!
Jake: And your a weak raccoon!
Finn: Ha! That's true!
The Duo of Heroes laughed at The Slackers but Mordecai and Rigby now get a bit mad and they yell while gold aura surrounds them now they were going Death Known Do!
Rigby: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US DOWN!
Mordecai and Rigby run yelling while punching, kicking, headbutting, chopping, elbowing, kneeing, etc comboing Finn and Jake with Death Known Do attacks until they last a final attack:
Mordecai and Rigby: DEATH PUNCH!!!
The final punch was explosive it did a Blast bigger than The Park making a big hole while Finn and Jake looked to be wounded but they survived the blast, Mordecai and Rigby then high fives while Rigby says.
Rigby: Who is the weakling now?! In your face!
Finn and Jake get up while Finn says.
Finn: Oh we're not done Yet!
Finn and Jake say while they imagine they have their Ice Ninja abilities and it becomes truth.
Mordecai and Rigby: Sick!
Finn and Jake: ICE NINJA ABILITIES!!!
First Finn and Jake throw Kunais of ice but Mordecai and Rigby easily dodge them and throw more Death Punches do Shockwaves knock them away. However the AT duo quickly got up and uses Ice nunchuks and starts to hit Rigby a lot with them but Mordecai does the Death Block blocking every attack while Finn and Jake get shocked.
Finn: How are you not death yet?!
Mordecai: Oh, easy that's cause you'll never learn the Death Bloooock!
Mordecai then Death Punches Finn and kicks Jake away. Mordecai and Rigby keep using their Death Known Do attacks on them until they hurl Finn and Jake in the air doing a Death Jump but Finn and Jake do a ice blizzard sends them away and Mordecai and Rigby do a Bycicle Kick of Death while Finn and Jake do a Icicle Kick clashing doing a blast knocks both duos away hurt. 
Both get up, and Rigby says.
Rigby: You guys maybe strong but you'll never beat us in Arm wrestling!
Finn: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING! I WOULD BET YOU AT IT, I HAVE DEFEATED GIANT MONSTERS, ALIENS, AND EVEN GODLIKE BEINGS AND ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!
Mordecai: Dude, He's right you'll never beat him at it!
Rigby: Don't worry I got the perfect weapon!
Rigby blinks while Mordecai stays silent and both start the arm wrestling. For Finn it was intense while Rigby was yawning with a cocky smile.
Jake: Come on Finn, you dealt with stuff way deadlier!
However Finn was slowly overpowering Rigby making the Raccoon also put effort at it and their strength clash was so strong both travel to a different dimension with sheer strength.
Finn: H-How?! How are you SO strong?!
Rigby: Easy, 2 words! Play Co Armboy!
Rigby says while Finn however says.
Finn: NO I WON'T LOSE!!!
Finn was starting to overpower Rigby and takes off The Play Co Armboy and beats him at arm wrestling knocking him against the ground while both end back on The Park.
Mordecai: RIGBY!!!
Rigby: Ow... I am fine...
Mordecai: Well you sure were stronger than Rigby but you ain't stronger than me plus we're cooler!
Rigby gets up while he says.
Rigby: Yeah you can't beat Mordecai!
Finn: You definitely wanna bet?! Cause Me and Jake will kick your butts!
Finn and Jake use the Jake suit while beating up Mordecai and Rigby with a lot of Punches and kicks until punching them down.
Finn: This is OUR team work!
Rigby: Fine! Witness our Team work, let's do it Mordecai!
Rigby tooks off the Supreme Glove.
Mordecai: OH YEAH YUH!!!
Mordecai and Rigby wear the Supreme Glove and they fuse into the fusion form they have the Glove.
Finn: Woah that's awesome but not as much as The Jake Suit! Bring it on!
Both duos now move way faster than the speed of light clashing punches, kicks, headbutts, knees, elbows, chops, etc clashing punches shaking the entire Park while doing shockwaves until they clash a last punch doing a blast that destroys a lot of stuff near the area like buildings, cars, etc. Benson was whistling wanting to use his car but finds it destroyed.
Benson: MY CAR!!!
Benson now sees Mordecai and Rigby angrily and Benson says.
Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBY, WHAT'S THAT GUY AND HIS DOG DOING IN THE PARK?! AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING NOW?!
Mordecai: Uh it's a hard story but we'll try to take them down!
Benson: I DON'T CARE OF YOUR EXCUSES, DEFEAT THEM AND CLEAN THIS MESS OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED-!!!
Finn however angry punches Benson down knocking him down.
Rigby: Benson!
Jake: SHUT IT, MAN!!!
Mordecai: Hey! That was not very nice why did you do that?!
Finn: He was just so meant towards you guys and I couldn't tolerate that behaviour! 
Rigby: Still he's our Boss and he always is mad with us because of our own flaws!
Finn: Still! He doesn't have the right to be like that!
Mordecai: But he's our friend! You can't do that to Benson!
We then see Muscle Man is walking and he sees Finn and Jake.
Muscle Man: Oh, Dudes! They are Finn and Jake, they are real! Take me a picture with them!
Muscle Man says approaching them happy.
Mordecai: Muscle Man it's not the moment... We're literally fighting them!
Muscle Man: And you guys know who else can beat Finn and Jake? MY MOM!!!
Muscle Man says but Finn angry punches Muscle Man down.
Muscle Man: Oh no bro...
Finn: Shut it down, green man!
Mordecai: Alright that's it that's not cool!
Mordecai punches Finn, but Finn punches Mordecai, Rigby and Jake trade blows but Jake stretches his arm, strangling Rigby but Rigby bites Jake making him yell in pain and elbows him down. Finn however was overpowering and beating up Mordecai.
Rigby however remembers his time machine and Rigby says.
Rigby: Mordecai, let's travel back in time so we could beat these fools!
Rigby uses his time machcine and both travel back in time but so do Finn and Jake realizing this, and both start to travel back in time.
Mordecai: What, you guys can time travel too?! Oh man this is not fair!
They start to spam time travel a lot going to different times and doing an army of Mordecai and Rigbys and Finn and Jakes doing a fist fight until all of tem get tired and die except the original ones.
Mordecai and Rigby scared see Skips and say.
Mordecai and Rigby: SKIPS!!!
Skips: What did you two do this time?!
Rigby: We were playing basketball and these human with superhuman strength and their magical dog are fighting with us, how do we stop them?!
Skips: Hmmm... I seen this before, Is it a cartoon called Adventure Time?
Mordecai: Uhh I think! And they seemingly are real!
Skips: I know the way to stop them, the way to stop them is-
Finn: Hey come back!
Finn angry elbows Mordecai accidentally also smacking Skips down, knocking him.
Rigby: Skips!
Jake comically slaps Rigby's face both duos trade punches and kicks but Mordecai and Rigby push Finn and Jake away while Rigby runs to the house and tooks out a BrainMAX bottle.
Rigby: Now I know! Mordecai, drink this it's the BrainMAX!
Both drink the BrainMAX and become geniuses going to the Smart universe while they see Finn and Jake as morons while they was saying.
Finn: I am gonna kick your butt!
Jake: You two are gonna lose this!
Finn and Jake was speaking but Mordecai and Rigby couldn't comprehend them.
Mordecai: Oh no! We've becamed so smart they're stupid to us!
Rigby: Hey you accepted to drink this! I think we drank a lot of it!
Mordecai: You could've told me about that before, idiot!
Rigby: Sorry but I didn't think someone says to be smarter than me could think that!
Finn and Jake couldn't comprehend anything but Finn had a idea he wears the Glasses of Nerdicon!
Now Finn could enter that universe while Finn says.
Finn: I know it now, you guys becamed so smart you becamed some species like aliens with more development of smarts than regular people so I brought he Nerdicon Glasses to be as smart! Now you guys can't be smarter than me!
Mordecai: Oh crap!
Rigby: Well, not for long!
Rigby says comically snatching the Glasses destroying them and slamming Finn down tooking his Rig Juice forcing Finn to drink it and Rigby says.
Rigby: Drink the Rig Juice, dude!
Mordecai: Never, I ain't drinking that again!
Rigby: But if we do we at least could comprehend them!
Mordecai: Ugh, fine!
Both drink them while both come back to The Park and now Mordo, Rigs and Finn as well feel stupid.
Finn: Oof, that tasted horrible! And I feel dumb!
Jake: Ewww, I don't wanna know what it tastes like!
Mordecai: Yeah it tastes horrible. How can you drink it?!
Rigby: Doesn't matter these fools aren't a match for us we defeated stronger foes like The World Destroyer!
Mordecai: Yeah, or Klorgabane the World Destroyer!
Rigby: The Hammer!
Mordecai: Anti-Pops!
Rigby: John Cena!
Mordecai: Uhh when did he fought John Cena?
Rigby: Uhh, idk I think I made it up...
Mordecai: Well stop getting distracted and let's focus!
Mordecai and Rigby take off The Power while Finn and Jake see.
Finn: What will they do?
Mordecai and Rigby: Give us Basketball Powers, Give us the Powers of Basketball, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Mordecai and Rigby are now wearing their Basketball Outfits while they are holding two Basketballs.
Mordecai: Let's play!
Rigby: We're gonna beat you down!
Mordecai and Rigby says balling while Finn and Jake try to snatch the Ball but they were slow and clumsy Mordecai and Rigby then throw Balls to their faces, hurting them Jake however then grows bigger than the planet and Finn and Jake uses their Wizard form while Mordecai and Rigby fly to space in few seconds and Finn ends climbing in top of Jake's head.
Finn and Jake shot energy blasts to Mordecai and Rigby who fly Massively Faster than Light+ across the Solar System passing several Planets and even Mars in seconds dodging all the attacks while the blast accidentally destroy multiple planets and stars. However Finn and Jake use their telekinesis to send Mordecai and Rigby to them but they ready to clash Finn and Jake with a Space Dunk clashing them, doing a blast makes a big hole towards the planet seen in space, Jake reverts back to normal alongside Finn while both duos are seen unconscious on the floor. However they get up coughing up. 
Finn quickly gets his Finn Sword while Mordecai and Rigby see this but Rigby remembers he still had that sword from Techmo of the movie and Rigby says. 
Rigby: Oh yeah, don't worry Mordecai! I got one idea! 
Rigby takes off the Sword while Rigby says. 
Rigby: Hmm, hmm, bring it on, tough guy! 
Both run and yell while clashing a lot of sword attacks, Mordecai and Jake were physically exchanging blows but Jake was starting to choke Mordecai making him bite Jake to and punch him down coughing, however Finn starts to overpower Rigby and in one swing Finn disarms Rigby. 
Rigby: Uh oh! 
Finn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 
Finn runs and starts to slash Rigby with his Finn Sword a lot and kicks Rigby down. Rigby gets up and Mordecai however then punches Rigby down to aid his friend. 
Mordecai and Rigby however had one idea. They remembered... The Baby Ducks!
Mordecai: Dude, I know how we could take them Down, The Baby Ducks!
Rigby: Right!
Mordecai and Rigby: Give us the Baby Ducks, Give us the Power of the Baby Ducks to Beat these Losers!
Mordecai and Rigby again use the Baby Ducks summoning them and then Mordecai and Rigby do the Baby Ducks super form ready to fight but Finn says.
Finn: Hey! That's not fair! Wait a minute... Yeah! The Cliffhanger of Phycic Tandum Ninja War Elephant!
Finn imagines the Cliffhanger of Phycic Tandum Ninja War Elephant now ready to fight too, oh boy this was gonna get crazy!
Finn: Be ready Jake, because this is gonna be insane now!
Now both duos were their more powerful beings now ready to fight giving most they can!
First the Elephant shots a Beam to the Baby Ducks who however says.
Baby Ducks: Sonic Shield!
The Baby Ducks summon a Sonic Shield and avoid the Beam hitting them, then they shot another Beam but the Elephant clashes with his Beam doing a blast. However the Baby Ducks then say.
Baby Ducks: Rocket Fist!
The Baby Ducks shot the Rocket Fist, punching the Elephant away. The Elephant flies in the air and begins to shot more Beams but the Baby Ducks also fly in the air dodging every attack and then the Baby Ducks throw punches to the Elephant, hurting him.
Jake: Woah, that Giant Duck is too powerful!
Finn: Your right!
The Baby Ducks then use The Power and do Music Beams that knock the Elephant away. The Baby Ducks fly into the air while Mordecai and Rigby yell.
Mordecai and Rigby: THROW POWER SWORD!!!!
The Baby Ducks use the Power Sword while they spin it quickly flying towards the Elephant who shots a beam is literally cut by the Baby Ducks and the sword slashes the Elephant knocking him miles away And the Baby Ducks shot another beam and punches the Elephant, Finn and Jake hurting them.
Baby Ducks: Yeah Yuh!.
Mordecai: Hey losers!
Mordecai and Rigby: Step off!
The Baby Ducks fly in the air and do a karate chop does a blast that damages The Park and the blast knocks the Adventure Time trio down killing the Elephant.
Mordecai, Rigby and Baby Ducks: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jake however grows as a giant the size of the Baby Ducks and Finn climbs over Jake and now uses the Grass Sword.
Finn: Maybe you two won the first round but be ready because on this round we'll kick your butts!
Finn says while Mordecai and Rigby use the Power Sword. Then Jake and the Baby Ducks start a giant fight clashing fists and such but The Baby Ducks overpower Jake with punches and kicks but Finn then jumps on the Baby Ducks' shoulder and then a Sword Fight starts the Grass Sword VS The Power Sword! It lasts for a lot of time until the Baby Ducks spin it so fast it surrounds by fire but Finn yells trying to keep up with his indomitable will clashing with his Grass Sword and Jake was pushing Finn to help him. It lasted for a lot but the immense Will of the Partners outlasts The Baby Ducks and throws a slash in their chest knocking the Ducks down.
Rigby: Oh no! What do we do?!
The other Park members get up angry and Benson was now mad and yells.
Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBY?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS NOW?!
Baby Ducks: Dudes There is not much too explain right now! But please raise your fists and help us to defeat them!
The whole Park members end raising their fists and they end doing the HyperDuck.
Muscle Man: Do you know who else loves these Mechs?! MY MOM!!!! 
Muscle Man and High Five Ghost high fives while now we see the HyperDuck in action VS The Adventure Time duo!
We see how the HyperDuck flies with his Guitar surfing it and punches Finn and Jake spinning around them in the air slamming the two to space. Now the fight was clearly gonna get cosmic.
Finn and Jake: AWESOME!!!
Then we find how The Park workers shot Machine Gun bullets to them but Finn uses Jake as a shield who survives the whole bullet shots and Finn then yells with a Will of Steel and throws a Powerful Slash of the Grass Sword to one of the HyperDuck arms making it blow up knocking The Park to the moon destroying a chunk of it. 
The HyperDuck gets up while Mordecai and Rigby say.
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmm! Let's do this! GALAXY SWORD!!!!
The Galaxy Sword is seen traversing the Solar System and it destroys Jupiter while the Baby Ducks now hold it and the HyperDuck wields the Sword being seen bigger than the Galaxy while Finn and Jake now see scared.
Finn: WOAH, IS THAT A SWORD BIGGER THAN THE GALAXY?!
Jake: It seems to be it...
Finn: THAT'S COOL BUT THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THAN ME AT FIGHTING WITH SWORDS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Finn jumps to the HyperDuck with all his might and the HyperDuck flies all speeds towards Finn and they clash their powerful Swords, the Galaxy Sword and the Grass Sword, they do a powerful clash powerful enough that it does a shockwave blows up the Galaxy, Planets and Stars surround it. However Finn overpowers the Galaxy Sword and breaks it to pieces.
However the HyperDuck makes his Karate Chop, chopping Finn and Jake from space to earth in seconds, doing a blast makes a hole on the planet and destroys the oceans of the Planet making a insane blast. Now both teams are wound but Finn quickly gets up and now yells angry.
Finn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Finn crazily runs and starts to slash the HyperDuck very quickly and destroys it making it explode killing the Baby Ducks.
Mordecai: Oh no!
Finn with a single punch destroys Benson's glass head making Benson's gumballs drop into the floor, Stabs Muscle Man in the chest, causing Muscle Man to end dying in the floor ,with a powerful slice of his Sword makes High Five Ghost disappear, and Mordecai and Rigby see all of this scared.
Mordecai and Rigby. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Skips now angry as well has got enough and gets really mad too.
Skips: OKAY! THAT'S IT, NO MORE ABUSE, NO MORE NONSENSE VIOLENCE NO MORE FINN AND JAKE!!!
Skips says angry fighting Finn with all his will! Now both heroes are angry trading blows and kicks into a wild way but Finn manages to dodge Skips' fists and Finn then uppercuts Skips in the gut, kicks his face and punches him down and beheads Skips with his Grass Sword, killing him.
Mordecai and Rigby: SKIPS!!!
Now both duos was really angry but Mordecai and Rigby now felt angrier, they now was taking things seriously.
Mordecai and Rigby: YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR KILLING OUR FRIENDS!!!
Mordecai and Finn violently start to exchange blows and kicks, and headbutt each other it was very wild and now both was very wounded by the fight but Finn violently starts to slash Mordecai with the Grass Sword, however Mordecai shoulder Bashes Finn down and snatches his Scarlet Sword. Mordecai now angry yells while crazily starting to slash Finn with his own Sword, making Finn get more weakened over and over until Finn clashes with his sword now becoming a Sword fight! 
Rigby tries to hurt Jake with his fists but Jake doesn't feel wounded at all while Jake stretches fists and beats up Rigby and turns his hand into a Hammer slamming Rigby down and grows as a giant then beating up Rigby with giant fists. Rigby was really hurt while Finn managed to Overpower Mordecai beating him up with the Grass Sword taking off the Scarlet off the Bluejay.
Mordecai: Dude there is only something can help us now... And only for you guys to know, I've always wanted to date a Girl named The Power and you'll now find out why!
Mordecai and Rigby summon The Power and then they sing.
Mordecai and Rigby: 5, 6, 7 8! You guys better end Killing yourselves!
Finn and Jake first for a moment felt in the control of The Power, but they manage to break off it and Finn says.
Finn: No! Sorry but We would never do that we faced mind control before!
Mordecai and Rigby: Give us Power Gauntlets that hurt like Steel!
Mordecai and Rigby say now wearing Power Gauntlets and punching Finn and Jake with power, beating both of them up hurting them a lot and then they say.
Mordecai and Rigby: Give us a Cool Car that goes Way Faster than Light!
Mordecai and Rigby say now driving a Car that goes around the world surround by fire in seconds roadovering Finn and Jake and then the Duo says.
Mordecai and Rigby: Shot lasers that shock like tasers!
Mordecai and Rigby say now firing lasers knocking Finn and Jake away and then they summon a lot of furniture with The Power beating them up. However Finn and Jake also starts using their imagination powers and they start to imagine crazy stuff clashing with Mordecai and Rigby's The Power and now imagine they also have The Power.
Mordecai and Rigby: Send this Human and his Dog to the Moon, Ohhhh! It's time for them to go the Moon!
Mordecai and Rigby say sending Finn and Jake to the moon.
Mordecai and Rigby: Take us the moon, Ohhhhhhhhhh! To the moon we wanna go!
Mordecai and Rigby say teleporting to the moon while Mordecai says.
Mordecai: We don't wanna cause more destruction than we already did but is this is what it takes to! We will avenge our friends!
Then both duos starts using The Power a lot, and it causes The universe to warp and bend down a lot into a lot of weird ways. However Mordecai and Rigby ran off battery.
Rigby: Oh, crap! The Power doesn't have battery anymore!
Finn then yells and runs throwing a Punch but Mordecai and Rigby block it with The Power as a shield, but it was so powerful that The Power explodes and both travel into a different dimension! 
Now they was into Cristmas in Space elevator!
Mordecai: What's this place? Oh wait, yeah the Elevator! Rigby we need the Theoretical Mall to defeat them!
Rigby: Good idea!
Both duos start trading blows into the Elevator until getting into the fifth dimension floor. Now Finn and Jake overpower Mordecai and Rigby punching them down.
Rigby: Quick, let's Search the Mall!
Rigby and Mordecai run and Finn and Jake chase them but Mordecai and Rigby find it-
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm!!! Let's do this!
They summon infinite versions of themselves! Now they start jumping on and beating up Finn and Jake until Finn says.
Finn: Fine, you guys don't leave me other choice! THE ENCHIRIDION!!!
Finn takes off The Enchiridion and Starts warping reality, killing all of M and R's clones, destroying the mall and destroying the 5th dimensions and making the whole place fall down apart destroying the higher dimensions. Now they were fighting into a white timeless void.
Mordecai: So this is how this went down? 
Finn: Yeah, but this fight needs to end!
Rigby: Alright, Mordecai let's show this fools how to end a fight!
Mordecai: Good idea!
Jake: Let's go, Finn!
Finn: HELL YEAH!!!
Mordecai, Rigby, Finn and Jake jump into the air while Mordecai and Rigby say.
Mordecai and Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
They clash their last fist clash and it was so powerful that Finn and Jake end overpowering Mordecai and Rigby and they were slowly getting turned into stone.
Rigby: AHHHHHHHH, MORDECAI LOOK! WE'RE GETTING TURNED INTO STONE!!!
Finn: You guys may have a gorgeous friendship! But me and Jake have a gorgeous friendship too, and you guys maybe bros, but we're Homies and Homies will help themselves Always! That's how we won this Fight!
Mordecai dissapointed to hear that bends his head down closing his eyes, accepting what they said but then quickly lifts his head up and says.
Mordecai: Yeah, that's right... But at least if it's our time to die I can die alongside my best friend!
Rigby: That's right... There is nothing I would want more than dying with my best friend.
Mordecai and Rigby see each other crying with a smile on their faces while then they do one last:
Mordecai and Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Then a vortex is seen taking Finn and Jake back to Ooo with Mordo and Rigs' statues being there too, seeing how they were doing the Ohhhhh pose with their fists being charged towards the AT Duo being now immobile, ending the fight....
----K.O!
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Finn and Jake was wound but they felt sad the fight had to end that way. Finn now feels remorse of what he did to his feiends, and in the deep of their insides, they knew that Mordecai and Rigby was really cool and end crying with how wholesome the end was.
Finn: You know, Jake? I am sad our fight with them had to end this way they was really cool! Sad we could never be with them again... We could've friends Now thinking of how this started back on the first place!
Jake: Yeah, I Agree with you...
Finn: What about a last fist bump with them? We can see them here always we want as well...!
Jake: Sure let's do that!
Finn and Jake do a fist bump with the statues of Mordecai and Rigby, while they stay there and Finn and Jake then go back home and keep The Power on their house with a paper sticked on a wall near The Power saying.
"In respect for Mordecai and Rigby, the coolest duo of all time...!".
== Results ==
(Cue: Come Along With Me)
Boomstick: Holy crap! It was amazing! But DAMN that ending was... So sad! (Cries)
Wiz: Yeah... Finn and Jake was better fighters, more experienced ironically, stronger, Smarter with the Nerdicon Glasses once Mordecai and Rigby had the BrainMAX, and the Enchiridion was too powerful for Mordecai and Rigby!
Boomstick: However Mordecai and Rigby weren't weaklings here. They had similar speeds at their best than Finn and Jake, Death Known Do and Fists of Justice can help them to keep up with Finn and Jake fighting skill, and Mordecai and Rigby had a lot of Reality Warping Bending Arsenal that was really useful there however they mostly got outlasted by Finn and Jake during this fight!
Wiz: Rigby survived the Timenado's Core which can summon other timelines and threaten the universe and space time and all timelines, Mordo and Rigs threatened the universe wearing enough cool clothes, The Power can screw the laws of physiques, Mordecai ripped a Shirt was Space time as it caused their future selves to fade away and explode as an afterthought in Mordecai and the Rigbys, The Power send them back to the end of the show and The Power while it was on temporally survived a blast of Anti-Pops and they survived plothax of Anti-Pops and even survived the Universal Reset Punch made that Big Bang resetted the universe, which has universe sized realms like Dumpstown, No Rules Universe, Friend Zone, Hell, Internet Universe etc and for speed Mordecai and Rigby can react and dodge attacks of Anti-Pops and flew in middle of Anti-Pops and Pops' fists before they clash and Rigby dodged a Karate Chop of Base Pops and even Base Pops can tag Anti-Pops, both are faster than the Baby Ducks who can wield a Sword as big as the galaxy in seconds and Pops and Anti-Pops attacks can end the universe in seconds, plus Mordecai and Rigby at max can travel back in time with their space ships, melting watches into the microwave travel to Father Time dimension and can travel to other dimension running so they're Low Multiversal and MFTL+-Immeasurable but Finn managed to hurt GOLB once by singing, and GOLB is a literal threat to the Infinite Multiverse of Adventure Time, GOLB completely comprehends the nature of the Cosmic Mind on a deep level, letting him to have control over it being shown when he made the Fionna and Jake universe canon within the Infinite multiverse and Finn and Jake was faced Creatures existed even before time was come such as GOLB, The Lich, and Orgalord, making the Multiverse Level+ and Immeasurable so they outstat Mordecai and Rigby greatly but they have equal speed at their peak!
Boomstick: And what if we factor in the 5th Dimensional Elevator and Theoretical Mall? Well, Finn and Jake literally interacted with a 5th Dimensional Rope so wouldn't be difficult for them to reach Mordecai and Rigby besides they can get into the Elevator and be on their dimension and the Enchirdion Book can warp reality itself, and would Warp the 5th Dimension and The Mall to collapse down and even make Mordecai and Rigby forget they fought Finn and Jake on the first place!
Wiz: Mordecai and Rigby might fought deadly foes such as Destroyer of World, Klorgbane, Mr. Ross, The Hammer or Anti-Pops but Finn and Jake daily fight Giant monsters, Ice King, Orgalord, The Lich who is literally the representation of the end of everything and GOLB who is the embodiment of Chaos and Disharmony so Finn and Jake definitely have faced deadlier foes on a daily basis!
Boomstick: But Mordecai and Rigby can keep up Finn and Jake fighting skills with the powerful deadly martial art Death Known Do and adapt to them fighting with Fists of Justice which could overpower Klorgbane a being of hundreds of years fighting!
Wiz: They also have a better team work and friendship as well, given how many times Mordecai and Rigby have threatened their lifes, or when Mordecai killed Rigby out off jealously and how much times they fight each other while Jake once was alongside Finn for eternity for him to not feel lonely, have a brother like relation, Jake always teaches Finn how to be part of the World of Ooo and aids him on his adventures and Jake once got all power and knowledge of Nirvanna and decided to drop it just to reincarnate into the next life with Finn, it's a literal friendship stronger than Death itself!
Boomstick: And with the BrainMAX Mordecai and Rigby would solve Complex Math equations with ease and developed a new language that only someone as smart as them could comprehend and developed their intelligence so much they see beings lower in intelligence including wise beings such as Skips as cavemen but Finn with Nerdicon Glasses stated he knows everything, understanding everything from large outer space to small subatomic particles and built a device that could blow bubbles into fourth different dimensionalities so Finn was smarter with the Nerdicon Glasses!
Wiz: For lifting strength, it's equal if Mordecai and Rigby use the Play Co Armboy because it allowed Skips to beat Death in Arm Wrestling and both literally went to other Dimension with sheer strength but Finn can wield a 4-Dimensional Sword and is a Higher Dimensional Being making them equal! And while Mordecai and Rigby's Arsenal was helpful there was nothing that could match the Enchiridion or Finn Creator powers once he has the Imagination Powers or Catalyst Comet and there is the fact they won't stand there like morons and will destroy Mordecai and Rigby's arsenal which has been showned to be destroyed several times!
Boomstick: I guess Mordecai and Rigby was cool but they wasn't ready to win the Most Regular Fight of all Time against Finn and Jake!
Wiz: The winners are: Finn and Jake!
== Lyrics ==
(Both Mordecai and Rigby and Finn and Jake)
So... WHAT TIME IS IT?! IT'S SHOW TIME!!!
(Mordecai and Rigby)
Let's show these Idiots that this is gonna be a Super entertaining!
Super, super easy!
Just like a Videogame, but not that cheesy!
How about if we end Hangin' Tough to win this just like a Videogame! We could beat you at Videogames even if you had BMO!
You guys maybe the heroes of Ooo, but you'll never beat us at The Punchies CAUSE WE HAVE THE POWER! could you guys at least do it fun for us?!
And you guys will remember that we're gotta get this game, gotta gotta get this game and win, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Finn and Jake)
Finn, what time is it?!
ADVENTURE TIME!!!
This maybe not Las Epicas Batallas de Rap del Frikismo! But this time we're getting serious at this rap!
we're the Greatest Heroes of all times and We could slash you to pieces with our Swords!
While you two slack up, we keep fighting aliens, monsters, kings, eldritch abominations and even literal Gods!
Your villains Are ridiculous, The Lich embodies the Death of all life and everything that exists and GOLB is literal Chaos and Disharmony!
You can stay with Margaret while I better stay with Marceline and Flame Princess, I see you two having a Depressed time losing while we ended winning!
And Rigby is truly weak, He is just a weak raccoon! Jake is a literal stretching alien dog who is the best friend I ever had, meanwhile you killed him all over your jealosuly and you know who are the slackers gotta get fired today?! YOUR MOTHERS!
(Both Mordecai and Rigby and Finn and Jake)
You love me and I love you
And let's work together for real this time
So we can defeat those two!
I'll regularly rate this fight a 10/10
But today it's a special time, because you know what time is it?!
IT'S SHOW TIME!!!
==Trivia==
* The connections between Mordecai and Rigby VS Finn and Jake are:
* Iconic best friend duos from modern Cartoon Network shows, who enjoy being lazy, but they're not afraid to fight evil. Both live in seemingly mundane places in spite of the wild misadventures they get themselves into, and both serve a figure of authority that they eventually get friendly with. Both have ventured a variety of unique locations and environments, and both share a complex relationship with a member of royalty (Ice King / Pops). Both duos are also inseparable and have made it this far because of their friendship.
* The fight should be animated in Sprites
* The sound track should be "Adventure of OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
== SOUND TRACK! ==
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Category:Completed battles