Napoleon Bonaparte

== General Information ==
Napoleon Bonaparte, later known by his regnal name Napoleon I, was a French emperor and military commander who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars. He was the leader of the French Republic as First Consul from 1799 to 1804, then of the French Empire as Emperor of the French from 1804 until 1814, and briefly again in 1815. Due to his position as a French ruler during one of the bloodiest wars in human history, he is often considered the most evil individual of all time, putting himself up there with Big Chungus and Chief Blue Meanie (who created the Nuclear Bomb). After the Napoleonic Wars, he lived a more simple life, hidden among the English with his "husband" Arthur Wellesley. He is notable for being the french father of Napoleon Bonerfart. He is very egotistical, and whenever he had to bad mouth himself to keep his disguise, he literally winced in physical pain. As is the case with most french people, he has a very long natural life span and is possibly able to gain extra lives.
== Background Information ==
Napoleon's early life is unknown, however it is possible he was somehow born outside of France in Corsica. At some point, he attended schooling in France proper, and began the process of becoming an army officer. However, he was unable to get far due to not being related to powerful enough nobility. At some point, however, the French overthrew their king in the French Revolution, beginning a campaign to spread the twisted and bloody variant of 'democracy' (it's bad because french people did it and also the reign of terror where they chopped everyone's heads off I guess.) Napoleon was assigned as a General to invade northern Italy to capitulate the Austrians. He was easily able to do so, even if his campaign was originally meant as a diversion for the Austrian Hapsburgs. Then, he went to Egypt for some reason and abandoned a bunch of french people (who were not able to get enough water for their piss drinking habits and so died 215 days later). Napoleon staged a coup of france and became 'First Consol' as he prepared to defeat his enemies (which was at this point most of Europe). He continued a practically nonstop war with all major european powers, conquering most of Italy, France, Iberia and Germany, even much of Austria fell to his might. He had crowned himself French Emperor Napoleon I, starting the terrible Boneparte dynasty that would see the awful Napoleon III rule France during the Franco-Prussian war 60 years later. While there was a major rebellion in Spain assisted by the British army, Napoleon had near total control over the European continent. He invaded Russia to defeat them, however he would see a majority of his forces freeze to death due to a lack of cigarettes to eat. Seeing that the French were weakened, Prussia and Austria re-established themselves to assist the coalition in Napoleon's defeat. He was exiled to the island of Elba, but no one wanted to watch him so he just left back to france and tried to invade europe again. This time, he was defeated by Arthur Wellesley at Waterloo and sent to St. Helena.
With the French contained for now and Napoleon on a far away island, things seemed good (especially with 3,000 British Soldiers guarding the old emperor). However, Arthur Wellesley couldn't stop thinking about his old enemy Napoleon. In 1821, he pled with congress to free the mad emperor, under the guise that a French Fleet may return to free their Emperor and reignite the Napoleonic wars. The operation was known as "The Wellesley Plan", in which they plotted to fake Napoleon's death on the island while transporting him to London England (norht of Scotland to avoid the English Channel, as they did not want to be close to France with such precious cargo). They placed a dummy into a tin casket, then that casket in a Mahogony one, next a lead casket, then a second lead casket seperated from the first by sawdust, a fifth made of Ebony (which is like super dark tropical wood) and finally one final wooden one to contain them all. The hope was that the French would not open it, and they would really believe the Emperor was dead. Napoleon was then kept in a home in London, surrounded for miles by British citizens who would instantly kill him if they found out who he was. In this way, the government thought he would be safe from the French coming to reinstate him. Arthur Wellesley soon fell in love with Napoleon, and the two had a child. Napoleon wished for the child to be named after him, and Arthur Wellesley (hating the child instantly because he's a piece of shit) agreed, on the condition they change the last name to something unrelated to either of them. Thus, Napoleon Poopshit Bonerfart was born (the middle name was chosen by both parents out of pure cruelty). Napoleon Boneparte wanted to raise the child as a french man, but Arthur Wellesley refused. The two's relationship could not survive this argument, and thus Napoleon went off on his own, hiding among the English. Arthur Wellelsey then ditched the kid on a doorstep outside of London so he wouldn't have to deal with it until it could speak (and he could confirm the child had not become French). 
Napoleon Bonepart wasted away for many years until the French were all but wiped out in 2011. Napoleon was shocked, but he realized the world would believe them all to be dead. Encouraged, he secretly managed to find a few Napoleonic soldiers who had survived and fled france and directed them into his home in London. There, he was secretly amassing an army to conquer England (the army had like 5 guys in it, but its the thought that counts I guess). He thought his victory was secured (because he had fallen mostly into insanity), but one event in 2018 changed this. Napoleon Bonerfart discovered his true origins, and had determined himself to kill his father and rid himself of his french origins. Napoleon found his father a month later, and was prepared to kill him. Napoleon Boneparte pled with his son, and tried to get him to join his cause and embrace his french origins. However, Napoleon refused and fought with his father and his soldiers. It was a tough fight, but eventually, Napoleon Bonepart lay dying on the floor. Lamenting, he regretted going against his own son, conquering everything in the name of France, a land that he truthfully revealed had not originally been his home (as he was foreign born). In his last act, he told his son about the properties of his blood, and directed him to partake of it. If he truly was a man, he would be rid of his Frenchness, and if he was really French at his core, he would be destroyed. As we all know, Napoleon Bonerfart was rid of his Frenchness, and continues to roam the earth to this day. He also collected some in a vial, in case he ever came across another half french man, or perhaps if he ever needed to give some to his Son, William.
== Appearance ==
Napoleon is a 4'9" man with short black hair and a widow's peak. He often can be seen wearing a bicorn hat and a french general's uniform. After his defeat at Waterloo, he often wore messy Hawaiian shirts and the same bicorn hat with a note attached that read (BRITISH HAT) on it. He can often be seen with his left hand in his jacket.
== Fun Facts ==
* The Napoleon casket thing is real, although in real life it was a project by the French themselves to honor the emperor, and Napoleon is actually inside.
* The idea for Napoleon to be killed by his son is a reference to Lisa the Painful, in which brad finds his father taking care of Buddy.
** This also explains the hawaiian shirt thing
* Napoleon was not always Napoleon's father, however Napoleon's origins were always based on the emperor.
* Il/Lui/Ses
* Napoleon's blood can likely remove frenchness due to his position at French Emperor. It is unknown if other french monarchs have this ability, or if only he developed it due to his importance as said Emperor.
Category:Background Characters