Carmelita Rubenstein

==Overview==
Carmelita Rubenstein is an amateur tractor pull competitor.
==Detailed Biography==
Carmelita Rubenstein is an amateur tractor pull champion from Pensacola, FL. He claims to compete where the "southeast meets the northwest," which the DJs believe might just be Kansas. Carmelita practices his pulls in his 25 yard lawn, where he operates a custom tractor made by various parts provided by fans – hence his dual Mexican/United States hybrid flags attached to both ends of his tractor. He calls the practice "flagriculture," which the DJs appreciate.
==Appearances==
Happy Flag Day Part 3