Year Of The Dragon

(The year of the rabbit is about to end... G was keeping a close eye on the villians, who were building something.)
G: (Thought) What is that thing? It looks dangerous! There's no way i could destroy it all by myself... Or could I? Maybe if...
(She decided to get some advice from the very best- Newton.)
G:How can I become a mighty warrior like you? I want to learn your best moves!
(*Mighty* agreed to help G, but there was something weird about him...)
M:What is this canned junk? Bring me fresh food!
(He taught G some techniques.)
M:Hand goes up, hand goes down...
G:What hand? And how exactly does this help?
Mu:Assume the stork stance!
G:Grunt! How long do i have to stay up here?
Mus:Clean this mess up, I cant stand the smell!
G:??
Mush:You call this fresh food?!
G:Y-Yes? (Thought) I've been praticing, cleaning him food... But nothing is ever good enough! This was a mistake! If Timon finds out i went to Newt first, He'll be mad!
Timon:Hey, How's it going?
G: Uh-Oh!
(So-)
Timon:You did what?! You don't need more training, You're already great! Together we make an awesome team.
Snails: And we all...
Batty:...Think....
Spike:...So!
Timon:Look over there!
(On a lone hillside, the air was filled with anticipation.)
Snaptrap: I just loooves the theatre! It's been a rough year. still no eggs. I even lost weight! Maybe this show will get my mind off my troubles...
Lucius: Seats behind the king of villians- again! Next year, book early!
Snaptrap: Burp!
(In seats even further than that--)
Snails: What...
Spike: ...Are...
Batty:... They doing?
Snaptrap: A puppet show?! Look at that ugly guy! I likes! Oink!
G:Oh no, He's stealing the eggs!
Timon:That's Terrible!
G: I knew they were up to no good! we can't let that happen!
Spike: Not even in a play!
Timon:They're praticing stealing eggs!
G:Let's get them!
Batty: Wait!
Spike:There's too many of them. we need some help!
(So-)
Snails: Is newt...
Batty:...Back from...
Spike:... His retreat, yet?
G:Yeah, but he doesn't seem to be himself...
Spike: Of course he's himself! Who else could he be?
Mushu:Nihao, Newt's little friends!
Timon: AAAH!
Mushu:Newt and I go way back! He let me use his fancy loft while he's gone!
Spike:Fancy?
Mushu:Yep! The only thing is missing here is some fresh... Bugs! I can't stand Newt's Hamburgers.Speaking of which,any chance you want to share that one?
G:So that's what he meant by Fresh Food!
Spike:There's just one thing we'd like to ask you to do first...
(So-)
(Bug slaps Snaptrap in the mouth)
Snaptrap:Oink! (Spits out bug) Amazing Special Effects! Oink!
Mushu:(Attacks pigs,destroys the theatre and gets the bug)
Snaptrap:Yikes!
Mr. Smarty Smarts:Oink!
Brad:Oink!
G:(Attacks pigs)
(And so began the glorious Year Of The Dragon)
The End.