Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Chaos Edition

Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Chaos Edition (titled the Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Chaos Edition in the US, Nintendo Chaos Mini: Nintendo Entertainment System in Europe and Australia) is a miniaturized NES system that appeared on eBay on the 11th of October in 2016. It comes with 30 built-in haunted games.
The system will feature an HDMI output and a controller similar to the original NES controller. The controller will be able to hook up to the Wii remote to be used with Wii and Wii U Virtual Console games. However doing this will haunt your Wii and Wii U games, so do so at your own risk.
==Full List of Games==
*Lead Balloon Fight™
*DEADLE BOBBLE
*Castlevania™ (with the Anti-Christ™ in it as the final boss)
*Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest™ (unchanged)
*Donkey Kong™ (Donkey Kong dies hyper-realistically when finished and haunts your dreams)
*Donkey Kong Jr. ™ (Mario dies hyper-realistically when finished and haunts your dreams)
*DOUBLE DRAGON II: THE REVENGE (with hyper realistic violence)
*Dr. Mario™ (you place down viruses instead of pills)
*Excitebike™ (you die hyper realistically when you crash)
*FINAL FANTASY® (game turns into a cult story about bringing back the Anti-Christ™)
*Galaga™ (you murder your family instead of aliens)
*GHOSTS’N GOBLINS® (your dead brother is a enemy in this game)
*GRADIUS™ (you murder your friends instead of aliens)
*Ice Climber™ (unchanged)
*Kid Icarus™ (demons bring pit to the bowels of hyper-realistic hell)
*Kirby’s Adventure™ (kirby brutally murders everyone; unchanged upon closer examination)
*Mario Bros. ™ (blood effects)
*MEGA MAN® 2 (you see Megaman's mangled corpse when you die)
*Metroid™ (unchanged because this game is already scary)
*NINJA GAIDEN (more bats)
*PAC-MAN™ (bats added into the maze)
*Punch-Out!! ™ Featuring Mr. Nightmare
*StarTropics™ (Trump is president)
*SUPER C™ (your gun kills real people in real life)
*Super Mario Bros.™ (bloody title screen and hyper realistic graphics)
*Super Mario Bros. ™ 2 (bloody title screen and hyper realistic graphics)
*Super Mario Bros. ™ 3 (bloody title screen and hyper realistic graphics)
*TECMO BOWL (the field is bloody and you can kill people with the football)
*The Legend of Zelda™ (Ganon wins no matter what you do)
*Zelda II: The Adventure of Link™ (Ganon wins no matter what you do)
==Gallery==
NESChaosEdition.png|Console with controller.
==Trivia==
*Was originally listed for 666 dollars.
*The console has real blood leaking out of it.
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