How I Met Pomni

How I Met Pomni is the first episode of The Narlene and Pomni Show. The episode shadow-dropped on January 1, 2024, and was written by SquidTron C. In this episode, Narlene meets Pomni for the first time ever.
==Transcript==
*(the episode opens with a shot of Caine's Digital Circus)
*Pomni: I wish I could leave this place forever.
*(Caine appears in Pomni's room, kicking the door down)
*Caine: YOU TROUBLEMAKER!
*Jax: (laughs) Caine is using funny words again.
*Caine: Pomni, I think you have some explaining to do!
*(Caine slaps Pomni in the face)
*Pomni: What do you want?
*Caine: DON'T GO AND FUCK ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
*Pomni: But I haven't done anything fucking wrong.
*Caine: I know what you did wrong you fucking fucker. I have been through your history here WITH ACCIDENTLY ABTRACTING GANGLE.
*Pomni: But it was just an accident.
*Caine: FUCKING ACCIDENT? YOU BLOODY GIRL! Nothing you can do can unfuck the digital fest now. Now I miss Kinger and Gangle because OF YOU FUCKING TWAT! (cries sadly)
*Pomni: Bruh.
*Narrator: Pomni has abstracted someone.
*Jax: Naughty Pomni
*Ragatha: Caine what is twat?
*Caine: NOT NOW RAGATHA!
*Ragatha: Okie.
*Caine: Pomni I think I had enough of your bullshit, I had it. Get out!
*Pomni: But Caine...
*Caine:I SAID GET OUT!!!!!!!
*French Narrator: Meanwhile at the Krusty Krab...
*Squidward: May I take your order...
*Bubble Bass: I will have one...
*Pomni: I am hungry give me one Krabby Patty...
*Squidward: Are you okay fella?
*Pomni: No!
*(Pomni and Squidward sit on a table and chat)
*Pomni: I was kicked out of the circus now I will never get back home...
*Squidward: WHAT?!
*Pomni: Caine has never been that angry to me before... And he is going to give me my belongings now...
*(Caine heads to the Krusty Krab)
*Caine: YOU FORGOT YOUR BELONGINGS YOU LAZY ONE
*(Caine throws all her belongings into the Krusty Krab)
*Caine: FUCKING TWAT
*(Caine leaves)
*Narlene: Good morning Krusty Krew what...
*Pomni: Hey Pink Narwhal, I am homesick.
*Narlene: What is wrong fella?
*Pomni: I was shy at the circus trying to find a way back home and now that Caine guy kicked me out.
*Squidward: She abstracted someone accidently, she deserves it.
*Narlene: Shut up Squidward.
*Squidward: Okay.
*Narlene: You poor homeless jester, sad for you to get kicked out of everything. How about you can stay with me for a change.
*(bubble transition to Kelp Forest)
*Narlene: Here we are!
*Pomni: You live in a shack.
*Narlene: You have a problem with that?
*Pomni: No. It seems a little messy.
*(the two open the door)
*Narlene: Nobby i'm home!
*(Nobby walks over)
*Nobby: Well is that a jester for only taking 10% of the population.
*Narlene: It is.
*(pause)
*(Pomni has flashbacks)
*(start of flashback of the digital circus)
*Pomni: ...What did any of that mean?
*Ragatha: Oh, that's just one of Caine's little adventures. They're just... something fun to do to, you know, prevent us from going insane. (nervous chuckle)
*(end of flashback)
*(Pomni bursts into tears and runs into the bedroom, slamming the door)
*Narlene: Poor guy.
*(Narlene opens the bedroom door)
*Narlene: Pomni are you oka...
*Pomni: GO AWAY!
*SpongeBob: Talking about it might make you feel better.
*(Pomni opens the door and walks out, tears on her face)
*Pomni: I’ve lost everything! My house, my circus, I don't know what I am going to do now Narlene.
*Nobby: Only for taking 100% of the population.
*Narlene: There there Pomni I think it will make up soon, Since you know me, let's be friends!
*Pomni: Oh fuck yeah!
*Narlene: I will be in my bedroom if you need me.
*Pomni: Okay. And I feel a song coming on!
*Nobby: Oh no...
*Pomni: My name is Pomni
And I am proud to be
Right here in my new town
With my new family
There’s old friends, and new friends, and even SquidTron C
*SquidTron C: Hey yall!
*Narlene: Through good times and bad times it’s true love we share
*Pomni: And so I’ve found a place
Where everyone will know
The jester
This is The Narlene and Pomni Show!
*Patrick opens the door.
*SpongeBob: Hey Narlene!
*Narlene: Hey SpongeBob!
*Patrick: What are all those stuff?
*Pomni: Those are all my belongings from my house? How are they in the internet?
(Pomni gets confused as the episode ends)
==Characters==
*Pomni
*Caine
*Jax
*Gangle (mentioned)
*Ragatha
*Squidward
*Narlene
*Nobby
*SquidTron C
*SpongeBob
*Patrick
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