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Golfpecks256 Wrote This Episode is the second episode of Staying with the Stringfellows. It was written by Golfpecks256 and . All of the fellows try to kidnap Biden so Trump can become president again.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins at the Ken house. Everybody is in the living room watching the live broadcast of the news)
Ken Chan: I can’t wait to watch Joe Biden’s address to the media!
Dreamfellow: I can, HE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE PRESIDENT! THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM TRUMPP-AUGH! (splooges) holy fuck I’m cumming…
Ken Chan: But he’s SOOOOO hot! I want to jam my tongue into each of his old man face wrinkles! If only he was my dad, maybe I’d go straight for the rectum too!
Vorefellow: What the fuck… (swallows Ken Chan whole, poops her out as Ken Chan is now a pile of feces)
Ken: (walks in with a bowl of doritos; notices the pile of shit) Oh, good thinking, Vorefellow! I knew I was forgetting some dipping sauce. ‘
(grabs a dorito, dips it in the Ken Chan poop, eats it as the media announcement turns on)
News Reporter: Ladies, gentlemen, cumfellows… a message from your president.
Joe Biden: Hi, uh, uh, uh, where am I again?
Ken Chan: (talking to the TV) Hopefully your tongue is in my ass, my scrunkly.
Joe Biden: Oh right, that’s right, I’m here to announce that MY DIAPEY IS FULL! Sorry. What I meant to say was I GOT HIGH OFF OF HUNTER’S STASH AND CUM BLASTED ON HIM! Nope, not that either.
Ken Chan: (talking to the TV) OOUGH!
Joe Biden: (gets kicked in the balls my Kamala Harris) Oh, thanks mommy! (pants get stained) Okay, so today I have officially announced that - or, more so I have been forced by the libtard SJWs (which I am fr (Biden, not Yvng mothafuckin Danny)(Hey, I broke the 4th wall already!))), to officially announce that all pedophiles will be SENTENCED TO DEATH IF FOUND!
Ken: (spits out doritos and Ken Chan poopy) WHAT
Ken Chan: (reforms into a shit pile, then back to her actual self) WHAT
Dreamfellow: WHAT
Vorefellow: WHAT
Fartfellow: (walks in) Augh, that was the finest tug of my life. Thank you, pigeon gore porn!
Vorefellow: NOT THE TIME! WE MIGHT ALL DIE!
Fartfellow: Why? Ugh I don’t feel so good… (lets out a stinky dragonshout that poopoos his undies)
Dreamfellow: BECAUSE, WE ALL LOVE MOLESTING CHILDREN BUT NOW WE CAN’T!!!! WHAT THE FUCK LIFE HAS LOST ALL MEANING! (picks up gun, aims it at his head)
Kaitlyn Stringfellow: (walks in, reaches for the gun) No, put that away, my true love! Save that for the Caillou BDSM roleplay tonight!
Ken: Kaitlyn… you’re supposed to be my mistress…
Kaitlyn Stringfellow: It’s all part of my breeding ground. (unzips Ken’s cock to reveal it is in a chastity cage) Probably for the better before you get sentenced to death.
Vorefellow: I’m just saying, if Trump was still in office, this wouldn’t be happening! He was simply trying to fend off the child sex trafficking ring at the Democratic National Convention’s local pizza parlor!
Ken Chan: Uh, doesn’t that make you a hypocrite? I mean don’t get me wrong, I love rubbing the heads of 8 years old on my taint and make a big cum but that’s why I voted for Biden. So he could be an ally, not a MAP In Name Only!
Vorefellow: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A LIBTARD MARXIST HIPPIE WHO PREACHES THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!!! ARGH!!!! (turns in soft femboy kitten) uwuw me want eat u… (nibbles on Ken Chan’s fungi infested toenails, starts scratching on them as a screeching noise is heard)
Ken: You know, my DisCord kitten (starts drooling) you’re right LET’S GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER TRUMP BACK IN OFFICE. HE’S HOTTER ANYWAY I DON’T NEED KEN CHAN TO POISON ME TO JACK OFF TO HIM. Unlike Biden… (gets up and leaves the room)
Joe Biden: (through TV) WAIT! I NEVER SAID THAT! I LOVE FUCKING CHILDREN THE MEDIA MADE ME SAY THAT (starts crying and shaking, Momala Milkers Harris comes over)
Momala Milkers Harris: Shh, shh, don’t you cry, Baby Joe. (slams her breast in his mouth) There you go, biddy how you like it. 
Joe Biden: Hehe… (big poopy in the diapey) Mommy, diapey!
Momala Milkers Harris: (shoves the poop in her vagina) SPRINKLES!
(episode cuts to Mar-A-Lago where Trump is lounging in a hammock, stomach down as his Mexican slave massages his dimpled asscheeks with lotion. He flexes up to show that despite his asscracc fr, his abs be bussin ong)
Donald Trump: Ah, this is the life. (phone rings) Ah, my sweet, sweet wife, can you get the phone for me?
Ivanka Trump: Of course, daddy! (gives him phone; bends down and takes a nibble of his bootyhole, walks away as her stomach is bigger agh) 
Donald Trump: I feel so much better now. Barron still does it the best, though. (answers phone) Yello?
Ken: Hey, is this Sexy Femboy Tits?
Donald Trump: Why yes, what’s going on, Mr. Stringfellow?
Ken: Well Donald, I just had a tingle in my pants. A boner popped into my pants, and a thought popped into my head. I should watch some Nikocado Avocado fart porn so I can hopefully cum to his sexy fat ass and expel his scrunkly juices! I can’t wait. And, also, I think you should run for president again!
Donald Trump: GREAT IDEA KEN! You know, I love Nikocado Avocado myself. Oh boy, oh boy I do. Lemme tell you why. He is so fucking thicc that my nipples get so hard they could shred cheese. Your cheese. Ya know I haven’t licked your foreskin clean in 26 years Ken, can’t wait to see what mold and cobwebs are under there. 
Ken: I know, it turns me on too. So anyway, have you thought of running for president?
Donald Trump: Well, I would, but the MOTHERFUCKING LIBERAL DEMOCRAT DEEP STATE NEW WORLD ORDER COMMUNISTS MADE IT SO I CAN’T BE ELECTED UNTIL 2024. WHAT RHE FUCK I SHOULD SSTILL BEPRUEISPRESIDENT THEY STORL EOFU FROM ME ! (weird tongue motion idk man I’m really fucking high rn) THAT”S WHY I STORMED THE CAPITOL! So my supporters, the best supporters of all time by the way, steal back what’s right!
Vorefellow: We agree with you Trumpy Bear! Under you, toiler paper was way cheaper, and once I shit out someone, I need only the finest selections! (shows a box of Dreamfellow’s toenails, shoves a handful up his urethra and rectum) Augh too bad it already crusted over I’ll handle that in my 2020s shower. 
Dreamfellow: What he’s saying is that YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN END THE DEMOCRATIC DEEP STATE 5G CHILDREN GROOMING VACCINE HIPPIE ESTABLISHMENT! WE MUST MAKE SURE THAT THE ONLY PEDOPHILES ARE HARD WORKING ALPHA MALE TRUMP LOVING PATRIOTS WHO LUBE UP THEIR AR-15 WITH LIBERAL CUM!
Ken Chan: I mean Biden is bae, I just wish Momala Milkies wasn’t fucking him rn, unless I should join in on the threesome between her and Baby Bidey. But anyway, I would be open to licking the spray off of Trump’s hair.
Donald Trump: Fellows… (face zooms in) You know what to do. (hands up, immediately fills the hammock with shit as it causes him to fall, the shit landing all over him) LICK IT ALL UP, BARRON!
Barron: Yes master…
(cuts to the streets of Washington DC where a flood of shit is seen all over the sidewalk. All of the Fellows are running behind it while they chant TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP)
Ken Chan: So, what are we doing again?
Fartfellow: Storming the motherfucking White House, that’s what. UURRRRRRUGHGHGHRUGHH!!!! (pants become slimy as a big fucking turd slides down his pants and into his shoes) Ugh, can someone lick that up for me?
Vorefellow: I’ve had enough shit for the day, but just looking at it man (cums all over the place) Wait why is it green?
Ken Chan: Must’ve been the blood you sucked out of me.
Vorefellow: Fuck, so I have syphilis now?
Ken Chan: And Ebola.
(Urghfellow and Furfellow walk up)
Furfellow: Trump makes my furry bear penis enlarge! Uwu baby!
Urghfellow: Augh, I want Trump to shove his YUUUUUUUUGE COCK up my rectum too, after all I have something up there that needs to come out.
Ken: Oh, I guess we’re playing “what’s up Urghfellow’s ass” again!
(Ken comes up to him and unbuckles his pants)
Urghfellow: NO! TRUMP, NOT YO- (Ken slides his green cock into Urghfellow, jams a few times) URGHHHH….. (objects pops out) There it is. My beautiful baby boy!! (camera pans over to show that Nikocado Avocado came out)
Nikocado Avocado: Omg, I shouldn’t have eaten all of that KFC, OH MY GOD! (poop noise) I just.. I just pooped my pants. (starts shoveling more KFC down his throat) Augh, Orlin’s cum makes that better.
Ken: THE SCRUNKLY IS HERE! Nick, join us on our raid of the White House to put TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP back in office!
Vorefellow: We need your help, or else I’ll I might have to eat you alive…
Nikocado Avocado: Well EXCUUUUUSE ME. This better work, or else all of you will be sent to another dimension through my gaping crater of an anus!
(shows image of Nikocado Avocado’s ass from his OnlyFans on screen)
Fartfellow: You say that like it’s a bad thing! (gets sucked into his gaping anus, travels up Nick’s body as he vomits him up, eats the vomit and then shits him out, going back to normal) That’s too much, even for me.
Urghfellow: urgh. 
Ken: ENOUGH TALK ABOUT CIRCUMCISION! Unless you’re gonna talk about ripping it off of a fresh cock, or an old one with extra brown spots. But anyway, look! (camera shows them right in front of the White House)
Furfellow: It’s SOOOOO PWETTY! 
Urghfellow: I know! I could just… I could just… (lets out an earthquake poop, makes the house brown)
Ken Chan: Hey! It’s the Brown House now!
Vorefellow: (looks closer) Why are there chunks in it?
Urghfellow: Nick must’ve done another mukbang in there…
Ken: Well, no worries! (BIG CUM ALL OVER THE PLACE AFTER A TODDLER WALKS BY) There we go, white as can be. 
Joe Biden: (walks out) TODDLER?! WHERE?!
Vorefellow: There he is! Get him!
Ken Chan: There he is! He’s even sexier in person!
Ken: Maybe he’d be sexier if he was dead…
Nikocado Avocado: I agree! (pulls out Orlin Home’s dead corpse and starts sucking his dick, blue blood comes out) Augh… maybe you would still be alive if you didn’t walk in on me making love to that spicy noodle bowl!
Vorefellow: Don’t worry, Nick. (eats Orlin’s corpse) Mhm, tastes burnt. 
Nikocado Avocado: I can bake turkeys up my ass, 350 degrees is nothing.
Joe Biden: What are you fine, fellow child fuckers doing here tod- HEY! 
(camera shows Ken Chan on her knees, taking off Biden’s shoes and socks and licking his toes. She jams her tongue underneath his brownish toenails as she sucks the gunk out, biting through the wrinkles and biting off his ungroomed toenails. She spits out the gunk which is now green)
Ken Chan: Augh, filling!
Joe Biden: That WOULD’VE turned me on if you licked the poopy out my bootycheeks too! Oops! Anyway, what’s going on here?
Ken: YOU FAILED US JOE! Pedophiles have been in MORE scrutiny during your presidency! You were supposed to normalize child rape ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Joe Biden: Hey, that’s a lie! You know VERY WELL that since I took over for Trump, pedophiles have been far more respected. That’s because I’m a PINO, unlike Donald!
Ken: Uh… so you admit it?
Joe Biden: Sorry, I’m having another gonorrhea attack.
Ken Chan: It was worth it.
Joe Biden: Anyway, leave before I- (Vorefellow swallows Biden whole)
Vorefellow: (mouth full) Got him!
Urghfellow: Urgh, that was easy!
(all of them start running away, then the White House security walks out)
Security Guy 1: Hey, they’re running off with the president!
Security Guy 2: …and? Who the fuck cares?
Security Guy 3: Yeah, it’s not like it’s TRUMP! Always knew you were a libtard, Gary.
Gary: I JUST LIKE TO BE DOMINATED IN BED BY A MILF OKAY?!?!?! I JUST WISH KAMALA WAS TALLER THAN ME!!! (runs off crying)
(cuts to a dark room, all of the fellows are in it and Vorefellow spits out Biden as they trap him in a chair) 
Joe Biden: Ough, why’d you spit me out? You have the mouth as an infant!
Vorefellow: I tried giving head to a woodchipper, that’s why I only have my baby teeth. Anyway, we only have one question for you.
Ken Chan: u ever get you’re weewee sucked
Vorefellow: NO! ADMIT THAT YOU STOLE THE ELECTION IN 2020!
Fartfellow: YEAH! Or else…
Joe Biden: …or else what? 
Fartfellow: You don’t want to know.
Joe Biden: I DO want to know! I need to know if it gets all of the spiders to crawl out of my penis!
Ken: Just admit it! WE WANT OUR SAVIOR DONALD J MOTHERFUCKIN TRUMP BACK IN OFFICE! AGHHHHHHHHH… (turns into a hot wolf with abs) Oh yeah.
Furfellow: SO ADORABLE! I COULD JUST (farts and cums unicorn dust all over Ken)
Ken: Oh god. I AM the scrunkly.
Nikocado Avocado: Just admit it, Biden. Because of your inflation, and I’m not talking about the sexy kind, it costs me more money to do my mukbangs. How else am I supposed to break the record for most amount of times pooping my pants?
Joe Biden: Inflation?! WHERE?! 
All of the fellows: ADMIT IT!
Joe Biden: NO!
Ken: Okay, you asked for it. (looks at Nick, nods at him. Nick pulls out a huge platter of Taco Bell)
(Nick then shoves a funnel up his anus, and puts the other end of the tube in Biden’s mouth. He starts eating the Taco Bell)
Vorefellow: OMG I wish this was me. I mean just look at what Nick’s mouth does. I want him to do an ASMR video as he whispers sweet dreams into my ears. Then I need him to trap me with all of his juicy fat as he eats the whole Taco Bell menu times 10. Omg that would be so hot my cock would pierce his left nut. Then I need him to shove as much down as he needs until he can let out a massive poopy. I want him to shit through a tube as he feeds me with, I am force fed all of his hot steamy crap as I continue to inflate and inflate until I’m a beach ball of grade A Nikocado poopy. Then I want him to strip his clothes off, looking like
as we fuck, our guts and tits and ass flapping about as he shits more on me, then he makes me eat the Taco Bell and shit on him. I want all the tongue baby holy shit.
Ken: Well, I hope you realize that’s what’s happening here, so don’t get too erect.
Ken Chan: DON’T LISTEN TO KEN! GET TOO ERECT!
(Nick’s stomach starts bubbling and making noises)
Nickocado Avocado: Augh… (gets up, shoves the funnel up his ass even more, as a bunch of brown clumps go through the tube and travel directly to Biden’s mouth. He starts to groan as his mouth is overflowing and he swallows it, while he progressively gets fatter and fatter until he can’t take anymore. The funnel bursts and the shit flies everywhere as Vorefellow licks it all clean)
Vorefellow: Augh I’m so full.
(Biden’s mouth is gurgling, he’s unable to speak as he falls down)
Ken Chan: It’s finally my chance! (runs over and starts fucking Biden’s inflated body to death; a mix of shit cum and blood comes out as Biden eventually pops like a balloon. Ken Chan shoves Biden’s exploded kidney against her taint as she rubs vigorously)
Ken: Oh my God! We killed Biden!
Urghfellow: We’re bastards! But good bastards.
Fartfellow: All bastards are good bastards, I love pinning them down and farting on their face! Sometimes I cum on too strong.
Urghfellow: Don’t you mean come?
Fartfellow: Nope.
(Donald Trump randomly walks in)
Donald Trump: Hello, have any of you losers seen Barron?
Ken: Donald, guess what? The illegitimate president is dead now! NO LONGER WILL WE HAVE TO BE FEAR MONGERED BY THE SATANIC GLOBALIST DEEP STATE THAT PUTS PANTIES OVER ARE FACES AND INJECTS CHILDREN WITH BILL GATES’ MICROCHIPS! WE GOT INVOLVED AND DID NOT STAND BY! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!
Donald Trump: Good shit. All of you are alpha male patriots.
Nick Adams: I agree. Unlike Biden, the most beta male of them all. (cums when he sees Ken Chan) Nevermind, I’m beta too!
Donald Trump: You can’t let them know Nick… so, am I president now?
Urghfellow: No, Kamala Harris is.
Ken: Don’t worry, I have some tricks up my sleeves.
(randomly cuts to Kamala Harris’ inauguration. As she steps to the podium, Ken takes her hand and brings her into a room)
Kamala Harris: What’s this all about?
Ken: Can you PLEASE make Daddy Trump president again?
Kamala Harris: No!!! This is my life goal senpai. (her tits burst out of her suit)
Ken: But what if I show you what my scrunkly does. (whips it out)
Kamala Harris: (eyes it up) You call THAT a scrunkly? (drops her pants to reveal a 12 inch strap on) If you want Trump back, you need to take on MY scrunkly. (Ken gulps)
(shows Kamala fucking the shit out of Ken, he covers his eyes as Kamala buries him in her tits and massive cock that pushes his organs out of his body. He then eats them again and is back to life)
Ken: Oh god… I loved that so much.
Kamala Harris: I know you did. How do you think I made Biden my bitch?
Ken: Just like Ken Chan did?
Ken Chan: Oh, Ken Chan… KEN CHAN… (her glistening girl juices spill out as she runs off)
Ken: YAY!!!!! (picks his nose and shoves it up his urethra, as well as his finger as the scene zooms out)
Vorefellow: Welp, after that, Trump went off to resume being the greatest president in world history. Soon enough, all of the fellows’ records were expunged and they all went back to fucking children. Except for Ken Chan, she’s been too busy with her own bloodline.
(shows Ken Chan shoving her mom’s head down, making her lick the piercings on her taint)
Ken Chan’s mom: (full of her own vomit in her mouth) Ough…
Vorefellow: (shuts up, cuts to him in a chair) Welp, that’s the end of the best story ever told. Now I must ask my scrunklies, was this episode too repulsive for you? If it was, then good. That’s how I want to make you feel. Scared. And aroused. And ready to be eaten by daddy. Now time to wipe this thing off of the face of the Earth.
(cums shits and pisses all over the screen, chugs a gallon of his own piss and then opens up gaping wide to swallow the whole screen, making everything go black. Nick pops up out of nowhere)
Nikocado Avocado: Oops! (takes a bite of food and shits all over the screen, making it say “THE END” as the episode ends)
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