Fartitudinous

Fartitudinous is a powerful adjective that Wario created to describe himself. You can also use it to describe Wario too, but it'd give him a bigger ego and increase his brapping powers, so don't do that. Wario invented this word after staring at a dictionary for a long time and then deciding he'd go invent a new word to go add into there. Of course, the people at The Dictionary haven't acknowledged Wario's letters, but that doesn't stop him from saying it. 
==Etymology==
Fartitudinous a combination of Pulchritudinous, Fart and Fortitudinous. Pulchritudinous means physical beauty, and fart means a obnoxious gas that asplodes from one's bowels, but the word's spelling comes from a corruption of Fortitudinous, meaning being courageous. Thus, fartitudinous means courageous beautiful-willed gassiness.
But really, Wario doesn't know any of this, he just made up the word, which you could say is fortuitous, meaning lucky. We just made it sound fancy, or you could say ostentatious.
==Other Guys Who Can be Described As Fartitudinous==
*Bowser
*Gay Bowser
*Weegee
*Captain Falcon
*Evil Guy
*Fatman
*Fartman
*Ganon
*Porky Minch
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