Detroit

Detroit, also known as Detoilet District, Mishagan, is a very large public bathroom, about the size of a Wal-Mart. 
Detroit has many tourist attractions, including, but not limited to, homeless people, bathroom jazz bands, usable toilet statues, barely functional toilets, imploding turd cannons, and zero privacy!
A few events happen in Detroit, like the National Toilets Convention where people from nowhere come visit Detroit and look at all of the toilets and the toilets of the future. The Detroit Oktoberfest of America is also held here, where the attendees drink American beer, and if you know what that tastes like, you will know why the Official Oktoberfest of America is held in Texas, as far away from Detroit as possible, and where the most German beer is imported to in America.
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