SpongeVenture; Spongebobs Stupid Halloween

Spongeventure: Spongebobs Stupid Halloween is a short that starts the shorts of Spongeventure. 
== Synoposis ==
TBA
== Plot/Script ==
(The episode begins at the Krusty Krab where spongebob and his gang are on a table. preparing to tell eachother some spooky stories)
Squidward: Did i really i have to get invited to this?
Mr. Krabs: Yes mr squidward!
Patrick is eating a piece of cheese
Mr. Krabs: Were going to be telling eachother some spooky stories!
Spongebob: Yes! And sandy has a computer here. Explain it sandy!
Sandy: I actually dont know why i brought it so i think i will order a pizza for us! It will come in a hour!
Spongebob: Pizza tastes good!
SpongeBob: Okay gang, let's begin! Whoever has the most spooky story gets to eat Sandy's pizza!
Patrick: A whole pizza?
Sandy: No, I'll cut it up into slices for us.
Mr. Krabs: Are you going to get us all a slice?
Sandy: Yep, that's the plan!
Squidward: Why are we even doing this? I don't believe in ghosts or whatever nonsense you'll tell.
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! You need to lighten up! Maybe the spirit of Halloween will pay you a visit!
Gary: Number 19. Mouse in baked beans.
SpongeBob: That sounds like a silly story, Gary!
Patrick: Yeah, come on! Tell us a real spooky story!
Sandy: Let's hear it, Gary!
Squidward: I'm not listening to this foolishness.
Mr. Krabs: I wanna hear a scary story too!
SpongeBob: Oh boy, a classic!
Patrick: Mouse in baked beans?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Alright, let me try and tell you the story. So, basically, this guy makes a big bowl of nice, warm baked beans. He takes it out of the oven, and he goes to add some cheese on top. But when he looks closer, he sees a mouse in the center of them beans!
Gary: Meow! Meow!
SpongeBob: Scary, right?
Gary: Meow?
Patrick: I don't get it. How is a mouse in baked beans scary?
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're no fun. Next! Who's gonna tell the next story?
Squidward: Can i tell the story about the squid whos cum became white and then a seastar thought it was milk?
SpongeBob: Squidward... you can't tell stories like that at the Krusty Krab, it's not appropriate for a family restaurant.
Squidward: Oh come on, everyone likes a good old fashioned sea animal milk story!
Mr. Krabs: You know what I do think is appropriate for a family restaurant? A spooky ghost story! Come on, who else wants to tell a story?
SpongeBob: No, no Squidward, we're trying to stay on track and tell some spooky stories. Who's gonna go next?
Patrick: I wanna tell a story!
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're not even telling a horror story, or a real one for that matter.
Patrick: Don't be such a buzzkill, Mr. Krabs! Let me tell a story, please can I?
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Patrick, you can go ahead.
Patrick: Yay! Okay, here we go...
Patrick: "So, this story is all about a squirrel living in a tree. It's a normal day, but then, out of nowhere, a big eagle swoops down and snatches up the squirrel. The squirrel is dragged up into the sky and brought to the eagle's nest.
Spongebob: Woah, Patrick! That's actually a really scary story!
Patrick: And it gets even creepier! The eagle lays her egg in the nest and then leaves. But before she does, she skins the squirrel alive and covers the egg in its fur!
Patrick: "Then the family gets home and enters the house to find the squirrel's skinned corpse on the floor!"
Sandy: Patrick! What's wrong with you, that's so messed up!
Patrick: It's a scary story! What's so wrong with that? You wanted a spooky story, we're telling spooky stories.
Sandy: Im a squirrel.
Patrick: Right, well, don't worry. That's just a crazy story I heard about. It would never happen in real life.
Sandy: Patrick, are you sure? There are some wicked people out there...
SpongeBob: Hey guys, let's not get too worried. Remember, these are just stories. So, who's gonna tell the next one?
Squidward: What about the story of the fat man who ate all the christmas turkey! And then everyone beat him up!
SpongeBob: Oh wow, that's really dark, Squidward. But yes, I think that will indeed scare us all.
Patrick: Yeah, that sounds like a mean story. I wouldn't wanna be that guy.
Sandy: No, no one deserves to get beat up like that! Especially not at Christmas.
Squidward: That's right, that man's a sinner. Next! Who's gonna tell the next story?
SpongeBob: Anyone? Who's gonna tell the next story?
Patrick: Oh! Oh!
SpongeBob: What is it, Patrick?
Patrick: How about the story of a group of kids who go trick or treating and end up getting kidnapped by a group of psycho clowns?
Sandy: Patrick, what's with all the violent stories? You okay man?
Patrick: Then the clowns [DOLPHIN NOISES AS CENSORED] The Poor Helpless Kids!. Spongebob sandy and mr krabs start screaming
SpongeBob: Patrick... that... that's way too scary, man. We agreed no violence!
Patrick: Aww... but it was such a good story...
Sandy: Well... what were you gonna call this nightmare fuel of a story?
Patrick: I was thinking... "Clowning Around."
SpongeBob and Sandy: "Clowning Around?" Come on, man.
Squidward: You know. Im expecting this to go chaotic like last time. Like with us all screaming nonsense. But then again that was when it got late.
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm sure we can all stay calm and behave ourselves, Squidward.
Gary: Meow.
Sandy: Yeah, and we know each other better now. Plus it's still early.
Ring Ring!
Mr. Krabs: Answering the doorbell Who could that be at this hour?
Patrick: Hiding behind Sponge I wanna know!
Spongebob: Shhh! It could be a ghost...
Sandy: Come on, guys, we've gotta open the door. It must be somebody we know.
Patrick: Do we have to?
Mr. Krabs: Answering the doorbell Who would be knocking on my door at this hour?!?
Patrick: I'm going to look!
Spongebob: No, Patrick, don't! It could be a monster behind the door!
Patrick: Ignoring SpongeBob and trying to open the door But I gotta know!
Creative Helper
Mr. Krabs: Answering the doorbell once again That's it... I'm calling the police. There's no way anybody needs my help three times in less than an hour.
Patrick: Mr. Krabs, it's me, Patrick! And SpongeBob's here too.
Mr. Krabs: Oh... in that case, come on in, Patrick. You could've just said who it was...
Ring Ring!
Mr. Krabs: Answering the doorbell Why does nobody know what time it is?
Sandy: Answers the door Maybe it will be nicer...
Mr. Krabs: Sandy, don't open...
Sandy: Hello? Is anyone there?
Mr. Krabs: Sandy, do not open that door!
There is a fish dressed in a penis costume. Mr krabs slams the door shut and activates the MURDER robots he keeps for halloween
Sandy: Mr. Krabs, what was that?
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, nothing... Just a trick or treater.
Patrick: Let me see!
Mr. Krabs: Hides the murder robots and the penis dressed fish and puts on a happy face
Spongebob and the gang: Peek out the window at the penis dressed fish, terrified
Sandy: Mr Krabs... was that... a penis costume?
Patrick: You're telling me a fish came to the door dressed as a penis?
SpongeBob: Guys, I... I don't know what to say.
Squidward: shaking I'm never going anywhere near that door again.
Patrick then sneaks behind the counter and finds a button "DO NOT TOUCH." Patrick then laughs and presses it. Causing Spongebob Squidward MrKrabs Sandy and Gary to start dancing uncontrobally while singing the spongebob shuffle
SpongeBob: Dancing and Singing Do the Spongebob shuffle!
Squidward: Dancing but annoyed and off beat No, I don't want to dance now, Patrick!
Mr. Krabs: Dancing but still looking concerned at what Patrick has done What is even going on here?
[A short while later]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Did you touch that button?
Patrick: Hehehe, yeah, I did.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, that was the "do not touch" button!
Patrick: Oops, my bad!
[The dance music stops]
Mr. Krabs: Okay, enough goofin' around. Who wants to tell the next story?
SpongeBob: Oh, please! Please let me tell the next story, Mr. Krabs!
Mr Krabs: Its called. No bitches.
SpongeBob: "No bitches?"... What a strange story title.
Patrick: Yeah, how is that scary?
Sandy: SpongeBob, you sure that's a good story idea?
Squidward: Oh my god, this isn't gonna be another one of Patrick's wild stories again, is it?
Mr Krabs: Its about squidward! And how he doesnt get any bitches.
Everyone is silent for a moment. All staring at Mr. Krabs.
Sandy: Okay, I feel like I'll regret asking, but... can you elaborate on what makes this story so "scary" that it's called "No Bitches"? What do you mean by bitches, Mr Krabs?
SpongeBob: Wow, okay, we gotta hear this one!
Patrick: This sounds hilarious!
Sandy and Squidward: SpongeBob, how is that scary?
[A pause as they all realize that "No bitches" isn't actually a scary story]
SpongeBob: Oh... oh right. Good point. Well, Patrick, do you have another scary story for us?
Patrick: Yes! But first Lets drink the Loopy Juice!. Spongebob : Isnt that what made us go a bit... Yknow wild last year. When it made us start screaming and laughing and making unfunny stories about anything? Patrick : Dont be a chicken spongebob!
SpongeBob: Patrick, we talked about this. The last time you gave us Loopy Juice and we told stories, it didn't go well.
Patrick: Please, SpongeBob, just one little drink. What can go wrong?
Sandy: Patrick, this is what we were just talking about.
Patrick: But it'll be fun
Patrick: Alright. You can have the water instead. (Patrick then gives everyone cups of water but he put the loopy juice in it.) Spongebob : Hopefully this isnt loopy juice. It usally takes about 10-20 minutes for the effects
Sandy: Smiling Thanks, Patrick, it's nice that you considered giving me water instead. I actually don't mind at all.
Patrick: Cackles Well, about that... you see, I put the loopy juice in all of your glasses! Ha!
[The group's faces go from happy to shocked]
SpongeBob: Patrick, no...
Patrick: Oh, come on! A little more Loopy Juice can't hurt... right? After all, it sure would make us come up with some pretty wild stories.
SpongeBob: Patrick, we talked about this...
Squidward: Hey that... WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE BOILED CABBAGES STORY
Everyone: Oh, please no.
[Flashback to Patrick's crazy story about boiled cabbages from their last Loopy Juice session]
Sandy: wincing Oh god, please not the boiled cabbages!
Squidward: No! Not the cabbage story!
Patrick: Aww, come on! That was a banger story and you know it.
SpongeBob: Patrick... we all agreed to not tell any stories from the last time we had Loopy Juice. We all hated the boiled cabbages so much.
[Flash forward back to the present, after some time has passed]
Sandy: Hey Squidward, you're acting a little strange... You okay there?
Squidward: Why, yes, I am just fine, Sandy. In fact, I feel positively wonderful!
SpongeBob: Squidward, you're acting so weird. You're not usually this happy to be here.
Squidward: I am so happy to be here with my wonderful friends.
Patrick: Uh oh... I think Squidward is affected by the Loopy Juice...
Then mr krabs gets a microphone and starts singing hippy hippy shake by the swinging blue jeans.
Mr. Krabs: Singing, dancing, and twirling with Gary "Hippy, Hippy Shaky, Hippy Hippy Shaky Show!" "Swingin' in your seat, you're gonna see me go, with a big, big grin, and my pants are getting low!"
Patrick: YEAH!! Mr. Krabs is dancing, I love it! Dance with us Mr. Krabs!
SpongeBob: Patrick, no! We gotta get Mr. Krabs off stage before he embarrasses himself!
Gary: Number 3... Cat in Cu-
Sandy, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs: In unison "Cat in... WHAT?! "
Patrick and squidward are laughing
Gary: "Cat In C-"
SpongeBob: Gary, we don't need to hear that story!
Sandy: Oh my god, it can't be that bad, right?
Mr. Krabs: That is... not appropriate at all, Mr.Snail.
Patrick: Yeah... maybe there are kids watching?
Patrick: Realizing he just talked about boiled cabbages last time Oh wait, never mind! We're all in this together!
Gary: Meowing
Squidward then farts in spongebobs nose
Everyone is grossed out and screaming
Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and then Gary: Shouting "Ew"s and "Oh my god"s all at once
Patrick: HAHAHAHAHA! That's so funny! This is better than the cabbage story!
Squidward: Patrick... what is wrong with you?
Patrick: You're just being too much of a fuddy duddy, dude!
SpongeBob: Patrick, that was gross! I just got fart in my nose!
Patrick: Hahahaha! That's even better than boiled cabbages!
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, I think you've been infected with some of that Loopy Juice. You're not making any sense! And please stop telling these gross stories!
Patrick: laughing uncontrollably I'm sorry, Mr Krabs, but I can't stop the flow of hilarious stories! The more I think about it, the funnier they get!
Sandy: Patrick, come on! Be more mature for once, and stop acting like a child.
Patrick: You're acting like a power plant!
Mr. Krabs: Covering his eyes and nose SpongeBob, please stop screaming.
Patrick: Hahahahahahahaaa! I love it! This is great!
Sandy: Patrick, you are not acting like a normal person right now!
Patrick: Farting at Sandy again I'm a crazy man! I'm a wild man! I do things a normal man wouldn't have any need to do! Look at me! I'm farting at Sandy for no good reason! Hahahahaha!
Sandy: Patrick STOP!
Patrick: Never!
Patrick then starts throwing a frying pan. As spongebob starts to fall asleep
Mr. Krabs: trying not to fall asleep Patrick, stop it! You're acting like a child right now and-
Patrick: But Mr Krabs, I am not a child! I feel so alive and free! And I'll be darned if I am denied my right to have fun, even by throwing a frying pan!
SpongeBob: yawning and half-asleep Oh no... Patrick's got a point. Maybe I should try being a little more wild.
Patrick: Yes, yes! Be wild and free, SpongeBob!
Spongebob then falls asleep. But everyone else is too Loopy to notice. As spongebob falls asleep the ;ast thing he hears is gary saying "Number 13: Horse in the sauce."
Patrick: Burps and throws a frying pan to wake SpongeBob up Aw come on! How can you sleep at a time like this? It's time to get wild and crazy!
Gary: Meowing, with an exaggerated southern accent "Number Thirteen: Horse in the Sauce."
Patrick: Hahahahahahahaha! Yes! Yes! That's such a great story, Gary! Keep going! Fart-Belch
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The events of the episode follow into the next episode. SpongeVenture: Welcome To England!
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