Satanist Party

The Satanist Party (according to Earl is known by the naive as the Green Party) is quite possible the most evil party that exists in Canada. Its sole directive is to steal votes from God's Party, (according to Earl) despite the fact that Joel doesn't consider the environmentalists to be a real competitor to Libertarians. Earl calls the Green Party the "Satanist Party" because they compromise the popularity of the the Nipdippers, which Earl figures is something Satan would do.
According to Earl, they try to win leftist votes by portraying themselves as leftists, however Earl is convinced that they are the most right-wing party in the world. Joel, however believes that the Green Party is not evil at all, but just too retarded to be politrickally active (in Joel's experience, the Green Party is not pro-environment at all...not only do they support recycling, but they are against High Occupancy Vehicle lanes! this is true retardation).
Their leader is according to Earl, Satan, who comes in the form of Elizabeth May. Joel thinks the Green Party is way too retarded to be lead by the devil (Satan would surely do a better job).
Earl's girlfriend, Caitlin is a supporter of them. 
Category:Politricks