Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3 is the third chapter of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "So Far Away".
==Plot==
(Outside of Slothmart, Quire and his crew begin a attack on the store by setting up a raid and loot through a protest with everyone)
*Quire: Ugh. What's taking Tax so long?
*Bear #1: He's having trouble cutting up the wires.
*Quire: Forget it. He's always slow like us. Let's go loot it ourselves.
*Bear #2: We're gonna do our own thing next.
*Turtle Engineer: Time to take out the trash.
*Quire: My crew, attack! *charge at the store*
(The background song "Good Feeling" by Duvall & Sam Gray plays as the store went on a rampage for a fight with Pat taking down three pig customers as Stan dodge every squirrel customer by throwing balls at them with Sam shooting at the soda cans to make the human customers trip as Max dodge every customer hitting him with baseball bats and ribs as well a goat customer try to hit Max with a rib by the sound of "Whoa!" as Quire and his crew begin looting the whole store as a act of revenge for kicking him out of the store a year ago)
*Quire: Here we are! The happy happy fun land to turn into a angry angry mad world!
*Pig Redneck: *use ammo guns to shoot everywhere* Die you mother slammers!
*Gorilla Guard: *destroy the soda boxes and smash every aisle* We want a refund!
*Pig Manager: Oh great. The whole store is tearing apart!
*Dog Manager: We're gonna lose business now. We're so in dead meat!
*Sal: Don't worry fellas. No one is getting fired, unless you use salt and pepper to spray on them! *use a weapon to salt spray on the customers* Get salty on a rampage!
*Pig Manager: So cool!
*Dog Manager: Let's do the same thing too! *fist bump his buddy as they salt spray on the customers*
*Sam: *dodge every rocket hit as he see the aisies getting blasted* Holy tap-dancing sardines! You're really gonna pay for this.
*Octopus Customer: I want my money back!
*Sam: Can't get your money back if you don't stop complaining like a Aquabear. *shoot at a octopus*
*Max: *doge every knife chop from the customers* Ahh! I'm gonna be rabbit stew for dinner!
*Pig Chef: Get that rabbit!
*Cow Chef: He's running away!
*Goat Chef: He's faster than a jackrabbit and fast squirrel combined!
*Pat: *punch and kick every customer by throwing them to the desk, signs and cans* Get lost!
*Stan: *run and trip to light up the fireworks* Oops. *see the fireworks blast in the sky* Mama mia. We're really having a early 4th of July this year.
*Employee #1: We see four cops fighting, but why aren't the rest of them showing up to handle the scene?
*Employee #2: One of them isn't a cop and just helping to fight the customers.
*Employee #3: We really should attack now. We're losing business here.
*Employee #4: Good idea. With pepper spray! *he and everyone pepper spray at the customers*
*Tax: *show up to see many customers fighting each other as his friends are looting the store* It worked. Things are going well and what it's meant to happen.
*Quire: *show up* Way a go Tax! You finally cause a rampage on the whole store!
*Tax: Slothmart is going out of business and you're gonna own this business once we shut it all down by selling it.
*Quire: I'll own a bar with all of Slothmart's money and loot the dollar store next with my buddies!
*Pig Manager: Hey! Why are you trespassing the store!
*Dog Customer: You are not allowed back at the store!
*Sal: That's it. We're calling the cops on you!
*Quire: Hell no! You're not taking me away! My crew, help me! *send his crew to attack the store managers*
*Pig Manager: Ah! My tail!
*Dog Manager: Not the back!
*Sal: Stop! Stop! Stop! I'm calling all the authorities now!
*Quire: *see Sam's gang fighting the rude customers* Heh heh heh. This is gonna be a fun ride. *show a razor as everyone dodge the razor and hit at the fire alarm* Oops. *see the razor swing at the alarm to cause a siren* Son of a damn!
*Tax: It's calling the firefighters, right?
*Quire: *hit Tax* No you idiot! It accidentally hit at the alarm where all the sirens go beep!
*Tax: We need to get out of here, now!
*Pat: *fight every rude customer* Not the fire drill sound!
*Stan: We really gotta go. There's a lot of backlash going on here!
*Sam: Where all of these angry people are coming from? Were their lives raised better by bad parents?
*Max: Everyone get a bad childhood, then live out on a good adulthood!
*Pig Mom: I'm so outta here! There's a lot of complaining and I can't handle all the headches from my head! I have a bunch of piglets to watch and I'm gone! *run off from the store*
(The background song end as Slothmart is still in battle with few police cars showing up with the cops showing up to hold their guns to shoot at Quire's crew invading the store)
*Dog Police #1: Come out where you are!
*Dog Police #2: You are going to Jail!
*Quire: *see the cops on their way* Drats! Not these cops! Guys, teach these dimwits a lesson!
*Gorilla Guard: I'll beat them up with my fist! *hit his chest and join with his fellow gorillas to fight the police cops*
*Dog Police #3: Get them! *get beat up by a gorilla*
*Dog Police #4: Not so fast! *get slammed by a gorilla*
*Quire: *laugh at the police cops getting beat up by his crew* That does it. *hold a ruler* Well, well, well. What do we have here?
*Pat: Do we know you?
*Quire: How do you know me? We're here to take you all down for your crimes.
*Stan: For your crimes? What did we do wrong?
*Quire: The whole store is being looted cause, this serve a act for MY REVENGE THAT GOT ME BANNED FROM THE STORE A YEAR AGO!
*Sam: Jeez, you really got a bad temper attitude there. You really need to improve on your personality.
*Quire: Don't tell me to change! I will never change my attitude for a million of years until I die!
*Max: Is it true that you caused all of this to happen?
*Quire: The answer is... Yes. I really did. I send in a cyber-security to hack the systems and made everyone go berserk as well, looting the store as a act of payback. As a result, my friends from the bar will strap you into punching bags! Friends, I want you to take these cops and lock down into cotton bags!
*Pat: *see many of Quire's crew laughing* Oh no. What are we gonna do?
*Stan: We're in dead meat. Big time!
*Sam: Let's go race back at the car!
*Max: We're tico-taco outta here! *he and his friends rush back to the DeSoto car and drive away*
*Quire: They're getting away! People, chase them!
*Tax: We're taking back the cops! *he and everyone break the wall and ride on their trucks and cars to chase Pat's gang on the road*
*Sal: Get back here cowards! *see his whole store destroyed* Oh no, I gotta pay all of this for a hissy fit.
(Almost everyone left Slothmart as Quire's crew ride on their cars and trucks to chase Pat's gang on the road as they cause a lot of cars to crash with a army of Quire's crew bumping through everything to chase Pat's gang through the avenue as well on the highway)
*Tax: *ride on a truck* These dirt bags are going to our Jail today!
*Quire: Gotta light up my electric wheelchair. *light up his electric wheelchair to go faster* Ooh, wee. I'm going fast as a Bullet Bill from Super Mario.
*Turtle Engineer: Faster as the Silver Surfer who flies through the cosmos of space!
*Quire: Oh yeah. It's going good. *laugh*
*Pat: *see Quire's crew chasing them* They're all gaining on us! Go faster!
*Sam: This is becoming more of a Fast and Furious chase right now! *go faster*
*Gazelle Punk: *drive on a truck* Let's seize them!
*Pig Fan: Tie them, rope them, and squeeze them!
*Funk Dog: Fire on the road! *shoot rockets at the road*
*Stan: Holy canoli! We're gonna crash!
*Max: Save your carrots, save your lumberjacks and save your empadas!
*Quire: *laugh* Ah ha ha ha. That's some payback there boys.
*Punk Panda: Good job, boys! *high five at his group*
*Turtle Engineer: Okay. Let's steady on the police car and destroy it like a limbo. *aim at the DeSoto car* Ready, aim, fire! *shoot a rocket at the road*
*Sam: *drive the car fast* Lord Neptune, that rocket could have block the entire road like walls!
*Max: *see Quire's gang coming out of the fire to chase them* Uh... there is a bad feeling.
*Pat: They're still on the run.
*Stan: We need to attack, now! Pretend that we're pirates and the Aquabears are still shooting cannonballs at us.
*Sam: You got it. Let's play some pirate chase shooting! *throw some bombs at the gang in bikes*
*Pig Biker: Damn you all! *crash with his bikers*
*Quire: Drat! They are cheating. Go crush them!
*Bulldog Redneck: They're gonna be crushed soda cans today! *drive faster*
*Max: They're still coming.
*Pat: We're crushed! *think and got an idea* How about we razor them out of the road! *throw many razors to cut many tires of the drivers' cars*
*Stan: Boom!
*Turtle Engineer: Get shell shocked! *shoot a rocket*
*Max: I got the bat! *hold a bat to hit a rocket to blast at the turtle enginer's truck* Home run!
*Sam: That's about everyone on the road rage.
*Bulldog Redneck: You haven't escaped from me, yet!
*Pat: He's gonna smash the car into bits!
*Stan: Let me take care of this bulldog. *throw some nails on the ground* Pick on somebody your own size, puppy!
*Bulldog Redneck: *see his truck's tires go flat from the nails* Huh? What? I hate ya, doggy! *smash the sterring wheel* No!
*Stan: Adios, enemy. You shall not be missed. *laugh* Great battle you guys.
*Pat: Glad we got rid of all of them, except...
*Tax: *ride on a bike* You shall not be passed!
*Stan: You won't divide us, hacker! *punch Tax*
*Tax: *crash his bike on the road and bump into a car* Ooh, ah. I got a bump in the head.
*Sam: Great punching, Stan,
*Max: Good. Now we can drive safety without any problems. *laugh with everyone*
*Quire: *catch up on the road* Gah. I cannot make them escape. *hold a fire extrseer and light it up to blast to chase Pat's gang* Whoa! I'm almost there!
*Pat: Ah! He's coming! Go faster, again!
*Sam: *drive the car fast* I won't let that prick go after us!
*Quire: Get back over here! I'm not finish dealing with you, yet!
*Max: He look real mad as a lion.
*Pat: But he is a gazelle.
*Stan: A guy with no fingers? But how does he drive and take things out of his backpack?
*Sam: I dunno. Use a thumb like a toe?
*Quire: Ugh. I hate driving. How I am going to stop these freaks? *check his backpack and take out a key* Ah ha! *drop the key* Gah! I forgot the keys! *take a rock out of his backpack* Ah ha. *drop a rock* D'oh! I forgot the rocks! WHY CAN'T MY THUMB PICK LIKE A STAMPER?!
*Pat: Ooh. He's going real mad. *giggle*
*Stan: He can't control himself. *giggle*
*Sam: Told ya. He's disabled and he has a big anger problem like the early aged grandpas and grandmas.
*Max: No wonder why he had a tough childhood and went out in a life of crime for all of his life. He should have been perfect and a better person in the first place if he didn't start all of this from happening.
*Quire: I'm getting tired as wired. What's on my backpack still? *check his backpack and take a pistol gun* Ah ha. My sweet baby pistol gun. I haven't use this baby for sixty years since my last heist at the bar. Time to shoot these animals and put their heads on display! *shoot at the DeSoto car*
*Pat: *scream* He's coming!
*Stan: Go over the road!
*Sam: I can't! Do you want us to get a ticket and lose our jobs as police officers?!
*Max: Of course not! Cause we're in so much dead meat right now!
*Quire: *go close to Pat's gang* Finally catching up. *hold up his pistol gun at the car door* Say your prayers, Sammy boy! *shoot at the window of the car*
*Sam: Holy churros! What was that?!
*Pat: Ah! Gunshot!
*Stan: It's just a bullet shot. Even the window is shot through the hole.
*Max: It even made a crack like a broken glass cup.
*Quire: Don't even think about escaping without a crusade!
*Pat: You're still here?
*Quire: Yes I am still here cause, I'm gonna whip your nose and sell it to a mental hospital!
*Stan: No one is going to a mental hospital today, but you!
*Quire: I hope you end up in a far worse prison than the Underworld, idiot!
*Max: Still complaining like a baby. Out of all the family members in the Quire family, he haven't even changed ever since graduating from college.
*Sam: Hey. I heard your sister was nice in real-life. She even give me a bottle of whiskley from a New Year party in 2015 the other day.
*Quire: What? *furious* IF YOU EVER TRY TO TALK TO MY SISTER, THEN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BIG PROBLEM!
*Max: I thought a big problem was trying to keep down your anger, dimwit.
*Quire: Don't even think about flirting with my sister, cowards. *try shooting at Sam*
*Sam: Hold it! There's a bullet on my car!
*Max: AH! He's gonna kill us all!
*Pat: Go a bit faster.
*Stan: His speed is the same as your car!
*Quire: Once I get closer to you, your heads will be shot!
*Pat: Turn around, go back!
*Stan: Just make the car go fast! You're making Pat nervous here!
*Sam: When to know how to listen to advices! *speed up the car*
*Max: Whoa! Slow down a little!
*Quire: Get back here you doggy man! I'm not finish with you yet! *keep shooting at the car*
*Pat: He's coming!
*Stan: He's breaking the glass with the bullets.
*Sam: That car costed hundreds to buy.
*Max: And the repairs are super expensive more than buying a car!
*Quire: Any last words before you go to Hell, cops?
*Sam: Um, say. How is the battery on your electric wheelchair doing for you?
*Quire: Say what?
*Max: You are on low battery.
*Quire: Eh? *look to his battery and realize he's running out of battery* What the?
*Sam: Adios, not amigo! *laugh and drive fast*
*Quire: *try to move the electric wheelchair and stop* Gah, guh, gah! Why won't this thing work?! *his battery is down and stop at the road* Blasted peanuts! I'm all out of battery! *the police cars show up to surround him* Jesus, freaking Christ!
*Wolf Police Chief: Freeze! You got nowhere to move, but to remain silence!
*Quire: What the hell is going on here?
*Fox Police #1: *he and everyone get off their cars to arrest Quire* Stand down!
*Fox Police #2: If it isn't that Quire guy again. You have caused even more trouble this time as we will arrest you for your crimes against the city of New York.
*Quire: No! You can't do that! You are not taking me to this prison hellhole!
*Wolf Police Chief: We asked you to not move. Do we have to say it out loud in a microphone?
*Quire: You cannot control me! I, am, not, a robot! *throw a meltdown* Ah, gah, daaaa!
*Fox Police #1: *taser at Quire* Boy! We got him good!
*Fox Police #2: *he and his buddy take Quire to the police car* After his crimes, he's going to be just fine sitting in a empty lunch box.
*Quire: What are you doing? Let go of me you dirty wolf!
*Fox Police #1: We're taking you to custody.
*Fox Police #2: You'll be in our seat as long our friends show up to serve you justice. *see Pat's gang making their arrival here*
*Quire: Oh brother. I really hate these guys. *glare at Pat's gang*
(As the chase and heist come to an end, Pat, Stan, Sam and Max show up with the cops to check what's up as Quire and most of his crew are getting arrested after looting Slothmart earlier)
*Sam: *park the DeSoto car to catch up with the cops* Ooh, wee! You finally got the gazelle!
*Max: They got him good!
*Pat: I knew that bad boy has been causing lot of trouble over the years and finally, he deserved some punishment after causing trouble in the community.
*Stan: He and his friends that raid Slothmart are going to the same prison cell. Their punishment won't last long until they die.
*Wolf Police Chief: Hey, Sam and Max. Great seeing you all on time.
*Sam: We're just working. The Commissioner is always giving us tasks to do to fight crime and save the city from bad people.
*Tiger Police: *drink his coffee* The city's always protection with no bad people trying to rule the area since the police department was formed.
*Wolf Police Chief: *flip a coin to Sam* Hope that nickel can buy you a tasty sandwich at the deli.
*Sam: Thanks man. A nickel won't be enough to buy me a footlong sandwich. But, I got a credit card to buy me a lot of items with good sales.
*Max: With the affording of potato chips like Lay's.
*Pat: I thought I am more of a Doritos person.
*Stan: Isn't food expensive these days when all the little items like accessories are cheap? The price isn't right.
*Fox Police #1: *he and his buddy take Quire to the police car seat* Get in there. The seat's all yours.
*Fox Police #2: Hope that big bulk of yours keep you safe from falling.
*Quire: All of you guys can go to heck and you cannot take my rights and life- *get hit by the car door slam* Ow! My nose.
*Police #1: Good catching mate.
*Police #2: He's gonna stay in prison for very long, until he dies without retiring.
*Sam: Oh well. Now with Quire out of the way, we finally got the prisoner we wanted to arrest for years.
*Max: Told ya. He'll be easy to catch for arresting.
*Pat: Still a bad person in my book.
*Stan: He is just as grumpy as most of his friends who are going to Jail for looting Slothmart.
*Wolf Police Chief: *see many police officers arresting most of Quire's crew into the cars* Almost all of his friends are going to the same prison as this Quire guy. Hopefully, these criminals won't be looting all the stores any time sooner.
*Sam: We're just keeping the community safe from crime.
*Max: We're still working as cops, but we can still take breaks as always like working in a airport.
*Wolf Police Chief: Thanks for saving the day boys. You guys take care and stay out of trouble like the Quire.
*Pat: *salute* We won't let you down.
*Stan: Keeping the city safe like soldiers.
*Wolf Police Chief: Alright people, back to your cars and let's take the whole zoo to prison! *he and everyone get back to their police cars*
*Fox Police #1: *in his car with his buddy* Oh man. I'm sure hungry for a dozen of doughnuts when we get back to work.
*Fox Police #2: Every cop and security guard sure love a doughnut as their favorite.
*Quire: *hold on to the metal chain* You dummies better get me out of this trap or else!
*Fox Police #1: *taser at Quire* It's all clear.
*Fox Police #2: He should stay dead as always. Plus, he always fall asleep when he get tasered.
*Sam: *watch the police cars leave as he and his gang get back to the DeSoto car and drive* Oh yeah! We finally take Quire to justice and save the city.
*Max: Woo hoo! No more causing havoc all over the city forever!
*Pat: The whole world is gonna celebrate when they see the news of Quire getting arrested by the police.
*Stan: It feel so good to be a good guy than a bad guy.
*Sam: Forget bad guys. We good guys are good enough to protect the city from crime.
*Max: There will be no more city fools lurking all over the cities for now.
*Pat: But still, crime is on the loose and we can't help to stop it.
*Stan: All these freelance police will handle the job by taking down the criminals looting all over the places.
*Sam: We see the point. Anyone up for a arcade night?
*Max: Yeah! We'll be going on the road for now to celebrate!
*Pat: We got a road trip in our hands. Our first stop is to go to a arcade and celebrate by playing games.
*Stan: There's a whole lot of places to hang out in and we're gonna rock it like paperweights. *laugh*
(The background song "Intentions" by Justin Bieber and Quavo plays as we head over to a big arcade place at night, resembling a stadium as many cars are trying to get in the way of a big downtown area to enter the arcade place as a bunch of people are inside of a arcade place, playing a lot of games similar to a casino as many people are dancing at the dance club with a DJ Fish mixing the tunes on the soundboard. A group of ferrets are seen hanging out on a table as they plan to steal some money from a DJ alike.)
*Ferret #1: Look at this place. We got the spot.
*Ferret #2: This arcade is on a roll. I mean, all these games are making us win a lot of money.
*Ferret #3: They even print out cash like printing paperwork in a office.
*Ferret #4: Hey, wanna go steal money out of a famous DJ player?
*Ferret #1: Ooh, we're hitting the loot.
*Ferret #2: All that cash is ours to not go broke.
*Ferret #3: Once we steal it, we'll sneak into the back room to escape.
*Ferret #4: Good idea. And now, let's go take that suitcase and sneak out of the place. *he and his group sneak through the dance floor and secretly got the suitcase with money* Jackpot! *he and his group hide into the back room*
*DJ Fish: We got a party in our hands! *make party noises and celebrate*
(The background song end as we head over to the back room of the Arcade where the ferrets hold a suitcase of cash while finding a way out as two fish bouncers sneak into the room to confront the ferrets)
*Ferret #1: Look at this suitcase. All filled with cash.
*Ferret #2: Oh boy. I can't wait to go rich.
*Ferret #3: All this money is going through our bank accounts to pay off our loans.
*Ferret #4: We can even buy a lot of food with this cash like going to parks and watching movies in a theater.
*Fish Guard #1: *show up with his friend* Hey! What are you doing when we were suppose to get the loot?
*Ferret #1: What are you talking about? This is our loot.
*Fish Guard #2: You're not going easy on the loot. Hand it over, now.
*Ferret #2: No! We were there first. We own it all.
*Fish Guard #1: *put on his gloves with his friend* Very well. We're gonna do this the hard way now.
*Ferret #3: What kind of trouble you're looking for?
*Fish Guard #2: Payback.
*Ferret #4: Payback? What payback?
*Fish Guard #1: *fight off the ferrets* Puny brats!
*Ferret #1: Help us! *get beat up by the fish guard*
*Fish Guard #2: *defeat all the ferrets* Eureka. We finally got the loot. *hold the suitcase with money*
*Fish Guard #1: Oh yeah. Now we're robbing them back.
*Fish Guard #2: Good to know when the arcade have all the money to store. *call his boss on a watch* Mack Salmon, we got the loot.
*Mack: *in his office, calling his minions* Very good. You got the loot and rob the arcade with lot of cash. Bring it over on your own back.
*Fish Guard #2: We'll be there. *stop calling his boss on the watch* We're outta here.
*Fish Guard #1: I hope we don't get caught.
*Fish Guard #2: Me too.
(The Fish Guards left the arcade with the suitcase with money as they head back to the parking lot to get into their car to prepare driving)
*Fish Guard #1: That's all the robbing we have done.
*Fish Guard #2: Just to steal a suitcase of cash? That wasn't enough.
*Fish Guard #1: This is all we came from. To steal some cash for the boss to run his business even more.
*Fish Guard #2: I see. Let's rock and roll. *drive the car*
(As the Fish Guards drive into the road, back in Hell at Satan's lair, the Devil Sentry is about to inform on the defeat of Quire and his crew in much of Satan's frustration and anger)
*Devil Sentry: Satan, I am very sorry to say that Quire Sullivan has been defeated and arrested by the laws of the Freeland Police. Also, his friends and supporters were arrested as well during the heist of Slothmart.
*Satan: No! How dare these police fools defeated that guy with no fingers? I can't believe I'm gonna lose it by killing few of my henchmen. This is the second and last time you gave me this bad news on the day of my new attempt to conquer the world. I'm sorry, but to banish you away from existing.
*Devil Sentry: This is a misunderstanding Satan. We should have help him out on burning their car.
*Satan: He has one job! And you weren't there!
*Devil Sentry: Satan, please. Give me one more chance! No! *get crushed by Satan's hands*
*Satan: I'm sorry Paul. Look like I'm gonna do it myself. *see a puff of smoke* Hmm. *use the devil sentry's smoke to form a magic glass to watch Mack Salmon running his business* Ah, another individual to recruit to kill Sam and Max.
(At Mack Salmon's business, the boss is seen sitting on his chair in his office while smoking a cigarrate and using his laptop to locate his minions around the world. He is shown to be a fish in a head with a human body and a businessman suit.)
*Mack: Very well. With all the money to steal for my minions, I will be rich and become the most powerful crime lord in all of New York. *see his laptop glitching* What the? *see Satan on the screen* Hey! What are you doing on video?!
*Satan: *on video* Hello, Mack Salmon. We got a offer to make.
*Mack: Who are you suppose to be? Hacking through my system to steal data from my company?
*Satan: *on video* I am Satan. Ruler of Hell. I called you for a reason since you got some benefit skills and powerful traits on your henchmen.
*Mack: By the name of Mack Salmon, I am the biggest crime lord and kingpin of all of New York.
*Satan: *on video* So your name is Mack Salmon, huh? I used to have a devil named Mack. But he died in the hands of me after giving me bad news for years over good news when good luck is beating bad luck for eons.
*Mack: Very sorry for your loss of this Mack person. Funny that he is named after me.
*Satan: *on video* Not all people are named after you. Also, we need your help.
*Mack: Help? For what? I got all of my henchmen with me. So I don't need anymore recruits to kill some people and rob places while we're at it.
*Satan: *on video* It has been a terrible week. I send in my devil henchmen to kill Sam and Max while fighting some Aquabears, but he was killed by one of his sickles. Then I hired the most dangerous man in the world by the name of Quire Sullivan. He and his crew loot the supermarket, went on a chase to kill them and then, got arrested for their crimes. How dare these people failed me to kill one of my biggest arch-nemesis in the world.
*Mack: *slam his desk* Did you say Sam and Max?! Those fur fools are my biggest enemies in the world. They robbed me, scamed me and try to make a fool out of me. Also beat one of my human henchmen years ago before I formed my own company with fish people like me. You know what? You and me got a deal to make.
*Satan: *on video* Yes. Mack Salmon. I heard a lot of things about you. Join me as we will join a alliance to take over the Earth and defeat Sam and Max for good.
*Mack: As a crime lord myself, all of New York and America will be mine until all these people bow to me and become fish, like mermaids.
*Satan: *on video* And mermen. Devils, demons and other fire creatures will join the fight once I kill all the gods in this universe and plan to dominate the multiverse and who knows, the whole omniverse.
*Mack: What about dimensions and alternate timelines?
*Satan: *on video* Both. As for now, be sure to be on the lookout to kill Sam and Max if they ever try to trespass your company.
*Mack: I will do my best to take down Sam and Max as promise.
*Satan: *on video* Once the dog and rabbit are dead, I will use them as punching bags and burn their meats into hamburger meals! *evil laugh*
*Mack: *his laptop glitched back to footage of where the cameras are recording* Common Satan. That guy just want to burn the flames out of a barbeque. *watch footage of his minions returning as they show up at the door* Hello my minions. Welcome back. Did you promise to steal the loot from the arcade.
*Fish Guard #1: Look like we stole money out of that Fish DJ.
*Fish Guard #2: Those ferrets were trying to steal it first until we stopped them back from stealing.
*Mack: Backfiring a steal to get a steal back, huh? Look like you brought back a suitcase with cash. Now show me the money!
*Fish Guard #1: Affording with cash back! *open the suitcase with money*
*Mack: Ah, yeah! I just love the smell of money!
*Fish Guard #2: You asked for it, you got it.
*Mack: Great! Listen up. I was called by someone today to take down Sam and Max. Anyone know where Sam and Max is?
*Fish Guard #1: Uh, no?
*Fish Guard #2: I don't know what a Sam and Max is. I had no clue or comment about it.
*Mack: Sam and Max are a police dog and rabbit who has been taking down crime for years. After years of malpulting and relationship with them, I knew I will have my shine to get revenge on these cops and rule all of New York under my business. I will torture them, squeeze them and zap them into my hands!
*Fish Guard #1: You really got a big hissy fit there, boss.
*Fish Guard #2: Where are they now?
*Mack: Let me see what is on the cameras in the community. *track down the cameras and locate Pat's gang heading to the arcade* I see Sam and Max and they got friends with them. Jackpot. I will be sending all of my supervisors to take down the animals and bring them to me! *call every supervisor in his business in which they turn out to be animals* Attention all supervisors! There is a dog and rabbit on the loose! They are approaching to the biggest arcade in the world. Everyone, now! Go after them and bring them to me!
(All the supervisors run out of the business and drive into their cars to chase Pat's gang on the road while holding their guns and shoot in the sky while laughing. Back at the road, Pat and his friends are still in the DeSoto car while driving and laughing on how their day went during the road trip.)
*Pat: Oh yeah! Taking down Quire and saving the city! We really own the big city now to ourselves.
*Stan: This is like the best vacation trip we have ever been to. New York, the fishing dock, everything.
*Sam: We have a people mayhem at the store and totally knocked these guys out of the zoo.
*Max: These guys were loco as a angry cowboy in town. Guess they're not that strong enough to beat a cop in public.
*Pat: Still better than working as a superhero.
*Stan: Can't get enough heroism with the cops.
*Sam: We're always that defensive like firefighters.
*Max: While they clean out the fires with water, we stop criminals from stealing and destroying.
*Pat: I thought the fires are suppose to disappear when the water kill them with liquid.
*Stan: That is a fact. Also, water freeze to ice as ice melt to water. It's part of nature.
*Sam: It won't be as long as we will be arriving to the arcade soon.
*Max: I am so hyped to go to the arcade soon. We're going to play a lot of games like crazy!
*Pat: We're doing this to celebrate by defeating Quire at Slothmart.
*Stan: Didn't we like defeated him at the road rage?
*Sam: Yeah. Now that Quire and his crew are arrested, we will be celebrating with a lot of entuusism in our paws.
*Max: And boy, the traffic for the arcade is going to be crazy!
(The background song "Sweet Freedom" by Michael McDonald plays as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max arrive in a downtown place as they are in line to make it to the biggest arcade in the world)
*Pat: Holy cheese and sprinkles, look how crazy the line is for the arcade.
*Stan: It's like going to a basketball game in line with the cars all over the again.
*Sam: Imagine how crazy the line for the bathroom is gonna be.
*Max: All I wanna do is go inside and play all the games in the world!
*Pat: Boy, we got some sweet freedom here.
*Stan: I'm dying to go in, but we have to pass through that traffic line again!
*Sam: It's no road rage. All we need is some patient. Once we pass through the line and find ourselves a parking space, we'll be good to go in and play all the games in the world, just like playing at Dave and Buster's.
*Max: With lot of tokens.
(Pat's gang reach through the whole line to get to the arcade and found a parking space to park as they get off the DeSoto car and walk into the arcade)
*Sam: Oh yeah. Now we're talking.
*Max: Arcade, here we come.
*Pat: I can't wait to play.
*Stan: I hope they have a lot of 8-bit games at the arcade.
(A bunch of flying robots fly through downtown and reach through the arcade as they fly all over the arcade with humans, animals, aliens and creatures playing all the games by winning lots of money like playing in a casino as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max are shocked at the arcade and how the whole place turned out for them)
*Pat: Holy moly. That is like the biggest bowl I've ever seen.
*Stan: Like the Super Bowl, but with video games.
*Sam: Almost all these people are gamers and they're proud of.
*Max: It's like, they never left the place like going to a bar at night.
*Pig Clerk: *at the desk* Hello there. Is anyone up to play for the night?
*Sam: Yes. Me and the crew are going to play at the arcade for some fun time.
*Pig Clerk: What the? Are you Sam and Max?
*Sam: Yes. We are Sam and Max, as in the famous comic book of the same name.
*Max: We got friends joining with us!
*Pat: That's us.
*Stan: Just volunteers.
*Pig Clerk: Very cool. *give all the tokens to Sam* Here all the tokens to play the games and enjoy.
*Sam: *give some money to the pig clerk* Keep the change. We are like the richest people in the world. Come on boys, we got a arcade to play. *he and his friends walk to the game zone*
*Pig Clerk: *check the cash* Oh yeah. All that money is going to the drawer.
*Sam: Alright kids. Feel free to play all the games in the world, as well, shooting and fighting games. Beware the violence in them.
*Max: Hey, we're adults and men. What do you expect?
*Pat: We are born to play everything.
*Stan: I get the lotto!
*Sam: It's on the clock. *he play a frog hop game and win lot of tickets* Oh yeah. All that money is going to my pocket!
*Max: *play a Pac-Man game by eating all the ghosts in a maze* Take that Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde! Pac-Man got you covered and back! Oh yeah! I'm the big cheese now!
*Pat: *hit the switch to make the right matches of ten and win lot of tickets* Yay! I'm the richest ticket person in the world!
*Stan: *play a shooting game by shooting aliens* Come on. Save the planet and save the city. I want to be honored as a hero like a Transformer.
*Sam: *play poker with few dogs* I spy, a bunch of hearts with lot of dogs in it. *spread the cards he has* And I got the circles. *laugh with everyone*
*Max: *play a Whac-A-Mole game by hitting the moles* Bang you moles! Stop digging up the rabbit holes where I'm eating carrots on break!
*Pat: *play a football game while trying to make a goal* Goal!
*Stan: *race on a racing game and win 1st place* Alright! First place baby! Hope I get all the ladies in the world. *see some female dogs flirt in him* Oh, hi. I told you my quote was right all along in the script.
*Sam: *he and everyone sit together on the table* Hey fellas. How did the arcade did for you?
*Max: It was action-packed awesome.
*Pat: I got all the tickets in the world. Hope the tickets buy me a new teddy bear like Norbert.
*Stan: Hey, I own Norbert. Get your own pet.
*Sam: I thought I used to own a goldfish until my pet died when I was like ten years old.
*Max: Very sorry for your lost, pal. I lost my pet rat once when I was graduating preschool.
*Pat: I used to own a robot buddy like Helmut. But he died when he ran out of battery.
*Stan: Then why couldn't you charge him before you freaked out?
*Pat: Because, I don't know what to do.
*Stan: You let him die without any help and medical attention, didn't you?
*Pat: I always blew it on emergencies.
*Stan: Way to blow off the cheap states if you were working for a corporation, buddy.
*DJ Fish: Yo! Anyone up for a dance at the dance-floor. I got a new song to play for you all!
*Pat: Did you guys hear that? The DJ is calling us to dance on the dance floor.
*Stan: They even got a dance floor to dance with, in a arcade!
*Sam: I'm up for a dance number. Let's go!
*Max: *he and everyone head over to the dance floor* Cowabunga!
*DJ Fish: Out of all the songs in the multiverse, we got a hit song to play with and let's get to it!
*Pat: It's on!
*Stan: Oh yeah. The clock is tight.
*Sam: It's you and us. A triple dance.
*Max: Smooth your moves.
(The DJ Fish plays "Bad Habits" by Ed Sheeran as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max dance on the dance floor by moving their hips, body and legs by doing styles in the air and move from side to side on the dance floor. A army of Mack's people raid through downtown as they park their cars to hold their guns and head into the arcade. Pat and the gang do pyramid statue dances as well flossing, doing the orange justice dance and doing the flop with the boxes. Mack's people break into the parking lot by screaming all the people well as well heading over to the arcade to raid as they begin shooting and break some arcade cabinets to steal some coins. While Pat and the gang is dancing, they hear some screaming as some of Mack's men hold their guns as the gang dance by fighting and beating them up on the dance as every one of them keep on shooting as the dancers dodge a bullet and using plates to dodge and throw the plates at all of Mack's people as the gang continue to dance by knocking every one of Mack's people out and do a hand stand by punching all of them out on the dance floor.)
*DJ Fish: *press some party sounds* Yo! We got a fight going on here!
*Pat: What a dance-off.
*Stan: What kind of show-off is that?
*Sam: Where are these criminals and thieves coming from?
*Max: These guys are distracting our night. It's like they brought all of their weapons to shoot at the arcade for not having enough money to play.
*Pat: The arcade must have been ripping them off for a charge of ten dollars.
*Stan: That's not expensive. One hundred dollars is expensive as a small apartment.
*Sam: Oh well. We're outta here. Hope they all have a good night playing while the others were trying to loot on a arcade.
*Max: Jeez, it's the looting and war at Slothmart all over again.
*DJ Fish: Thank you guys for tuning in and have a good night! *realize his suitcase is gone* Hey, somebody stole my suitcase with a lot of money. My night has been robbed. Oh well, screw it. I'm making up another day tomorrow to kill off my day-off.
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max left the arcade as they drive the DeSoto car out of downtown and into the road to continue their road trip around the world)
*Pat: Jeez. Can we like rent a hotel or something? I'm dying here.
*Sam: No need for a hotel. One of us is gonna drive by taking turns while we sleep.
*Max: Do you guys drive?
*Stan: Yes, but we don't have our license in this world.
*Sam: That's understandable. We'll be the ones driving for this road trip.
*Max: We'll go around the world and think about all the places we can go to.
*Pat: No hotel for one night? Nah. Never mind. I'll sleep in the back seat.
*Stan: Hotels are so expensive. You don't wanna waste your money on a expensive hotel, do you?
*Sam: Let's just go with the flow and enjoy what we can offer on the rod trip.
*Max: All around the world, in one day, two days, or three days.
*Stan: We'll have the rockets to blast up with all the gas to fill up.
*Pat: It's so far away.
(The background song "So Far Away" by Dire Straits plays as as Pat and the gang goes on a road trip as they head over to Pennsylvania by looking around in a city. The gang also went to Ohio as they look at the big buildings in the city as well going to Indiana to try out some chili dogs at a park. The gang head over to Illinois to participate in a cheese festival by looking at all the cheeses on display. Sam and Max take turns on driving at the day and night times when the gang is taking a nap. The gang hang out at Missouri to feed bread to the baby mommies at a park. The baby mommies are seen walking in the grass field as the gang hang out in Kansas to eat some corn with the pig farmers. The gang head to Colorado in a park as Stan stand on a rock pebble statue of himself with Sam trying to take a picture as the rock pebbles collapses in front of Stan in much of his annoyance. The gang also head over to New Mexico to eat some tacos at a Mexican restaurant. Meanwhile at Texas, there is a horse derby race going on as people are cheering along with Pat, Stan, Sam and Max. The gang camp at Louisiana by roasting some marshmallows on a campfire. The gang at Mississippi try to pronounce the name of the state at the sign while laughing at the name. Through the whole United States of America map, the gang use some rockets to drive all over the country by going through Montana, Florida, North and South Dakota, Wyoming, Oregon and much more. After the whole road trip, the gang are driving all the way back to New York while driving through the highway of Pennsylvania. The background song end as the gang are laughing and celebrating with moments while making their way back to New York.)
*Pat: This is the best road trip ever. The best part about it is petting a lot of baby mommies!
*Stan: The ladies like my moves at Nebraska. They even like me.
*Sam: Just because you get fans doesn't mean, you have to like them.
*Max: We got a fanbase, but that doesn't mean we like all of our fans. Some of our fans were bad people.
*Pat: No way. How can some of our fans be bad people?
*Stan: Cause, some fans got a rocky life. Look what Brutox turned out who was a old friend of Chi-Chi back then before being a famous professor.
*Sam: Some friends you know, may have a mixed feeling about you. Friendship isn't going to last forever until they start to part ways with you.
*Max: It's just sad to part ways when you guys don't get along with each other.
*Pat: Just like what happen with the people that do podcasts.
*Stan: And commentators too.
*Sam: I used to have few friends from school back then. But, they weren't that nice.
*Max: Well forget all of that rough life, cause in few miles, we will be making our way to New York City!
*Pat: New York City, the city where all the superheroes like the Avengers live.
*Stan: No way! I thought the Justice League live in the same universe as the Avengers.
*Sam: They're just different universes and characters from different companies.
*Max: Spider-Man live in New York too.
*Pat: What about Avengers we know like Iron Man and Captain America?
*Stan: Or superheroes like Superman and Batman?
*Sam: You have heard of a superhero like Blue Beetle, have you?
*Max: What is with all the superheroes from comic books living in New York? And I thought Black Widow is only enough.
*Pat: Black Widow isn't from New York. Black Widow is from Russia.
*Stan: From the country she got deported in? Give me a break. Ms. Marvel lives in Jersey City and didn't get deported. She's only a child!
*Sam: The Flash had a rough life whose mother got killed in a shooting. There was only a Flashpoint to fix things out, but nothing worked out of the blue to prevent the multiverse collapsing.
*Max: You guys are reading too much comic book lore. Can you all just wake up and look at how we are already in New York!?
*Pat: Oh man. We're in New York!
*Stan: The state of the cities.
*Sam: I told you we'll be there in like few miles. Look like we have hit the big leagues.
*Max: New York, New York! In the king of the hill!
(The gang made it to New York as they travel through the city by passing to Brooklyn and Hell's Kitchen as they watch the birds flying, see tour buses driving on the road and people serving hot dogs to customers. The gang toss some coins to make a wish at the water fountain as well Pat and his gang showing up to toss a coin of theirs.)
*Pat: I wish I can fall in love with Stephanie!
*Stan: Hey, that's my wish! My wish is to get a loan for my payments!
*Sam: I wish me and Max were promoted as the bosses of the Jail.
*Max: Hey, we were suppose to be making our own wish. My wish is to eat a lot of carrots as much I can stop eating 'til the end of time.
*Pat: We got our wishes come true. Be proud of.
*Stan: Wishes are not meant to come true as wishes. They are what to wish for to predict!
*Sam: Stan got a point here.
*Max: Boy, we're all taking this too far.
*Pat: Why don't we get a ice cream and eat it at the top of the building?
*Stan: Mind as well get a ice cream break.
*Sam: Boy, I am starving for one. Let's go buy a ice cream and pig out.
*Max: I'm about to get a brain freeze on this one.
*Pat: *head to a ice cream vendor* Four ice cream with three scoops. Any random flavor with no complaints.
*Ice Cream Guy: Coming right up. *put three scoops on every ice cream cone and give it to hem*
*Stan: Thanks a bunch. Wow. We got a bunch.
*Sam: *give cash to the ice cream guy* Keep the change if you like. We did the same at the arcade as well.
*Ice Cream Guy: Oh boy. Today is my lucky day.
*Max: So does us cause, we got three flavors instead of one, woo!
*Ice Cream Guy: You guys take care. Enjoy your ice cream treat at the top of the building. I hope I can sell some banana sundaes and make more money out of it.
*Pat: Banana sundaes! I sure do love banana sundaes!
*Stan: Let's go. You're craving too much on the bananas lately.
*Sam: No need to cater for fruits right now.
*Max: I wanna chill out and eat my tower treat!
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max went on the top of the building to eat some ice cream while sitting and watching a nice view of New York City)
*Pat: Ah. Does it feel great to watch a whole view of the state?
*Stan: This state is full of cities.
*Sam: Not everything in the state is a city. You got towns like small towns as well.
*Max: And living in the suburbs.
*Pat: I always feel like, we should move to the big city together, don't you think Stan?
*Stan: What? Why? What about the friends back there and Professor Chi-Chi, the famous rat?
*Sam: Why do you guys always talk about this Professor Chi-Chi guy?
*Max: Can you like call them on the phone to see what's up?
*Pat: Yeah, right. We have our ear buds. Like air pods.
*Stan: *he and Pat put on some air pods* Hopefully that professor of ours will call us to give them a update that we're doing great.
*Sam: Is he like your old professor from college?
*Pat: No. He is a friend of ours and we work with him.
*Max: Oh. I see. I guess you guys live close to each other.
*Stan: We live between. A sloth like Stuart live close to the professor and he's our friend.
*Sam: Good to know when to have friends when they live close to famous people like us.
*Max: Bet you'll be getting autographs right after this message.
*Pat: Shh. The professor's calling.
*Stan: He's calling right now.
*Chi-Chi: *voice* Hello? Is this thing on? Hi Pat and Stan. How is vacation doing for ya?
*Pat: Vacation is going great. It was going to be short. But it turn out to be a long one.
*Stan: We had great time. We went swimming, splashing, play games at the arcade and dance with the baby mommies.
*Chi-Chi: *voice* You're not talking to strangers, are you?
*Pat: Of course not. Why would we talk to strangers?
*Stan: We never talk to strangers. No no no. Not in a clock.
*Chi-Chi: *voice* Thanks for calling back to see how you guys are doing. I hope you guys take care. I'm off to my lunch break and I'll call you back later on.
*Pat: Enjoy your lunch, Chi-Chi.
*Stan: We miss you a lot. It been few days since we're on vacation and we're hoping to return home soon. Ciao. *he and Pat stop calling Professor Chi-Chi on the air pods*
*Sam: Great friends to call on the air pods rather than using a cellphone.
*Max: Who is calling us strangers when we just met you days ago?
*Pat: I didn't want to upset the professor. Cause he don't like when we talk to strangers.
*Stan: That's what happen when you're not a famous person.
*Sam: I thought you guys were.
*Max: What are you? Nobodies?
*Pat: We're somebodies! It's just that, we met you two and wanted to enjoy our vacation without being interupted.
*Stan: Didn't we go on a road trip around the world and all the way back to New York?
*Pat: Yeah. Cause these two live in New York.
*Stan: That is not the reason why.
*Fish Person #1: *show up with everyone with their guns* Freeze! What are you doing in our private property?!
*Sam: Uh oh. Wrong place.
*Max: We should have sit in the back of the door before getting caught!
*Fish Person #2: We caught you eating ice cream in the top of the building!
*Fish Person #3: You're coming with us now.
*Pat: We didn't cause any crimes. We're police officers. We're just investigating to prevent any crimes from coming here.
*Stan: No pain, no gain, and no weight.
*Fish Person #1: I heard you guys were hanging out with the infamous Sam and Max who have a history of beef with our boss with Mack Salmon.
*Sam: Max Salmon? You guys work with Mack Salmon?
*Fish Person #2: Oh yes! We know who you two are. We found you on the way eating ice cream and we're shooting you all up right now for your mistakes.
*Max: This is a stranger danger zone. We shouldn't be here in the first place.
*Pat: What are these guys suppose to be? Super cops?
*Stan: Or secret agents in disguise.
*Fish Person #4: Arrest the animals! *he and everyone fight Pat's gang*
*Pat: *dodge the shoots and beat up the fishes* Take this!
*Stan: *dodge the punches and knock every fish person out* Show-off!
*Sam: *shoot at the fishes* What all these guys got to do with Mack Salmon?
*Max: It's like they all got a affiliation with him. *he and his friends get knocked by one of the fish people*
*Fish Person #1: Great job boys and girls. We finally got them covered.
*Fish Person #2: Mack Salmon is going to love what we have offered on the job. *he and everyone trap the heroes on the net*
TO BE CONTINUED
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