Codename:Witchbag (Main Universe)

Codename:Witchbag (Born MCDONALD BURGER KING) is a Lifesupportian from the now exploded planet Mamama Ma Manana Man Mamaman. He was given a 'Jaqqui Url' suit by his people to raise his power level so he could forcibly take over a new planet to migrate their citizens to as Mamama Ma Manana Man Mamaman was on the brink of a new ice age, but he forgot after watching Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. 
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
MCDONALD BURGER KING was born to a prune farmer father, Wormsley Snipes and a number inventor mother, Orangutwat. When the people of his planet realised that within 5 years, an ice age was about to happen, they decided they needed to find a brave adventurer to travel the stars and locate a planet that they could call their new home. They chose a known astronaut called 'I Can't Quite Remember His Name' but tragically, the day before he was meant to set off, he was buried alive by everyone as a joke, but forgot to dig him back up. So in his stead they sent MCDONALD as everyone agreed he was the next best thing, even though he was 35, had never worked a day in his life and had many physical and mental illnesses. So, they gave him their most futuristic tech, the 'Jaqqui Url' suit, every man, woman, child, animal, plant, corpse, ghost, gas, piece of rubbish and piece of shit on the planet got in a line and kissed him on the mouth as they waved him goodbye.
He joined the Church of Confustianity as a Party Pooper in 1998 as a result of watching  Breakfast Man's oscar-winning documentary: 'This Film.'
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
* Super Strength
The 'Jaqqui Url' suit has increased Witchbag's strength by 700,000%
* Super Speed
The 'Jaqqui Url' suit has increased Witchbag's speed by 7,000,000%
* Shitting Deep Within the Woods
Witchbag has a failsafe kamikaze move which will activate only when the suit calculates at 110% chance of death, the suit converts to anti-matter and sucks everything into it.
=== Anti-Powers ===
* Clinical Depression
Due to Witchbag being so reliant on the 'Jaqqui Url' suit, he feels completely pointless and considers suicide 60 times a minute, however the suit keeps him almost immortal.
=== Abilities ===
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=== Disabilities ===
* Asthma
* Crohn's Disease
* Sickle-Cell Anemia 
* Sleep Apnea
* Arthritis in the knees, spine, skull and fingers
* Tourettes
== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Father - Biological Ancestor
* Wormsley Snipes - Father
* Orangutwat - Mother
=== Allies ===
* Codename:FireSad
* Codename:Bluehead
=== Enemies ===
* The Flamboyent Pedo
* Paradox Pendulum 
== Equipment ==
=== Exoskeletons ===
* 'Jaqqui Url' suit - 
== Facilities ==
=== Base ===
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=== House ===
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=== Prisons ===
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== Gallery ==
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== Appearances ==
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== Trivia ==
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== Behind the scenes ==
* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price
Category:Characters Created By Jac Simpson Price
Category:Confustianity