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*Helmetpig2013I eat your face
*9:29Charlie the Penguinnuuuu
*9:30Helmetpig2013Jk
*9:30Charlie the PenguinEmily: TEH GHOST! ITS GOT MEH Tomtom: Seeya. Emily: AAAAHHHH DONT LEAVE MEH HERE *no reply*
*9:30Helmetpig2013XD
*9:30Charlie the Penguin-From the episode "Halloween"
*9:30Helmetpig2013What was the ghost anyways?
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*cough* city of truro's tender *cough*
*9:32Charlie the PenguinIKR 
*why was the ghost cut out in the US version 
*9:32Helmetpig2013Idk?
*9:32Charlie the PenguinI think I know how COT died
*9:34Helmetpig2013COT?
*Who?
*9:35Charlie the PenguinCity
*Of
*Turo
*Sausage: *looks at COT sleeping* 100mph! Hah! He really thinks he's better then me just because he has some fancy world record! *slowly pulls COT over to scrap yard* Arry and Bert: What's this? Sausage: I got some extra scrap for you. Arry: ...is it dead? Bert: Of course it's dead you idiot, it has no face. Sausage: Okay, bye. *Arry and Bert push COT under claw* *screen cuts to black and scream is heard*
*9:35Helmetpig2013How?
*9:36Charlie the Penguini should write a creepypasta 
*9:36Helmetpig2013Wut 
*NO
*9:36Charlie the Penguin?
*9:36Helmetpig2013HIS IS ALREADY FFREAKING ME OUT
*9:36Charlie the PenguinXD
*only the end is creepy
*9:37Helmetpig2013I'm just creeped out
*Scary storystories + dark room = bad combo
*9:38Charlie the PenguinArry and Bert are reaper figures
*9:38Helmetpig2013Yeah
*They almost scrapped Stepney I mean WTFUDGE?
*9:39Charlie the Penguinikr
*9:39Helmetpig2013Fatty stopped them though 
*9:39Charlie the Penguinhow is that kid friendly
*they basically tried to murder him
*9:39Helmetpig2013Season 5 was the most darkest seasons of them all
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*9:39Charlie the Penguinand alec baldwin is the worst narrator ever
*"BUT BEING USEFUL AND RELIABLE IS," *one minute goes by* ...said Thomas.
*wth
*also he always sounds like hes whispering
*9:42Helmetpig2013The one where Toby visits the castle and mine...its also set at night
*9:42Charlie the PenguinDuck: Did you get rid of COT? Sausage: Done and done. Duck: Good... that guy was creeping me out. Sausage: So is your face. Duck: What's wrong with my face? http://images.wikia.com/ttte/images/9/92/PopGoestheDiesel6.jpg Sausage: ...nothing...
*9:42Helmetpig2013The mine had scrap models of TomTom
*TomTom's family died?
*9:44Charlie the Penguinhttp://images.wikia.com/ttte/images/6/6c/HenryandThomas.PNG Based on this pic i think SHOE killed his family
*9:44Helmetpig2013Wut
*9:44Charlie the Penguinlook at his face and the way hes looking at tomtom
*9:44Helmetpig2013Season 1 - okay 
*Season 2 okay 
*Season 3 - better quality camera
*9:45Charlie the Penguinhttp://images.wikia.com/ttte/images/f/fd/TheFlyingKipper33.png AAAAAHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
*9:45Helmetpig2013Season 4 - MIDGET ENGINES
*9:45Charlie the PenguinMIDGETS YAAAAAYYY
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*9:45Helmetpig2013Season 5 - creepypasta season
*Season 6- back to non dark episodes
*Season 7 - last season to feature classic background music
*9:46Charlie the Penguinaka the first bad season
*9:47Helmetpig2013Season 8 - there 2 there 4 there 6 there SHADDUP
*9:47Charlie the Penguinnot only that
*learning segments 
*9:47Helmetpig2013Season 9 - crap
*Season 10 - I can make a better story then these butt whispers
*9:48Charlie the Penguinthe current season actually isnt that bad, they have good new writers
*9:48Helmetpig2013
*wipers
*Season 11 -meh
*9:49Charlie the Penguinthey still have learning segments though 
*9:49Helmetpig2013SesonSeason 12 - WHAT IN THE WORLD JAPPENEDHAPPENED THTO THEIR FACES
*
*HAPPEND
*9:49Charlie the Penguinikr
*9:49Helmetpig2013season 13 - full CGI
*Season 14 - same
*Season 15 - BUTCH THE TOW TRUCK SPEAKS HE SPEAKS
*9:51Charlie the Penguinthe season 12 first aring... i remember that day... i had woken up, i walked downstairs to watch tomtom. i saw a new episode had recorded. then my jaw dropped
*9:51Helmetpig2013Season 16 - AHHHHHH ULLSHEETS
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*BULL
*9:51Charlie the Penguinseason 17 is okay
*they fired whats-her-name
*9:51Helmetpig2013(How many seasons are there?)
*9:51Charlie the Penguinand replaced her with better writers
*season 17 is currenyt
*current*
*9:52Helmetpig2013Season 17 - DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK OMG QUACK
*9:52Charlie the Penguinwhy do you like duck so much
*9:52Helmetpig2013MONT A GLUE IS BACK
*9:52Charlie the Penguin
*9:52Helmetpig2013CAUSE HE IS A DUCK
*XD
*He is just freaking epic
*9:53Charlie the Penguinhttp://ttte.wikia.com/wiki/Gordon_Runs_Dry this actually has the feeling of a good classic episode
*9:53Helmetpig2013Like classic TomTom
*New tomtom:let's go on an adventure
*Old tomtom:NO NO NO *eats*
*9:54Charlie the PenguinXD
*9:55Helmetpig2013Old TomTom:no no no Not today HO HO HO!
*9:55Charlie the PenguinOld Tomtom: WAKE UP LAZY BONES AND WORK HARD LIKE ME! New Tomtom: Sleep tight Sausage Me: I don't even know you anymore
*9:55Helmetpig2013New purcee:*seeping about*
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*derping
*Old TomTom:*smacks purcee off the rails* NO NO NO
*9:56Charlie the PenguinClassic Percy: Cute but EVIL http://images.wikia.com/charliespenguintales/images/6/6f/Heswatchingyou.png
*9:57Helmetpig2013New Jimzie:*acting gay*
*TomTom:NOT TODAY *smacks James*
*Sausage:fastest and best and....
*9:59Charlie the PenguinClassic Edward: *pushes Gordon up a whole hill* New Edward: *tries hard but cant pull two frieght cars*
*9:59Helmetpig2013TomTom:*smacks* HO HO HO
*9:59Charlie the PenguinXD
*OMG
*He should do that in Thomas and the Jet Engine
*9:59Helmetpig2013XD
*9:59Charlie the PenguinHi Gordon bye Gordon *smacks* HO HO HO
*10:00Helmetpig2013TomTom:*smacks sausage while speeding past him*
*TomTom:who's the fastest now spencer? *smacks* HO HO HO
*TomTom:hello Terence *smacks*
*Diesel 10:*plotting to fail*
*10:02Charlie the PenguinTomtom: Hi Sausage bye Sausage *smacks* HO HO HO Sausage: OW! *sputter* How is that even possible?! What th- *accidentally flies off rails* AAAAAAHHHHHHH *falls down cliff* AAAAAAHHHH *hits bottom* I'm oka- *explodes* 
*10:02Helmetpig2013TomTom:*smacks* *goes back and smacks repeativly*
*TomTom:NO NO NO NOT TODAY DIESEL 10 HO HO HO *smacks diesel 10 off the rails*
*10:03Charlie the PenguinTomtom: Hi Sausage bye Sausage *smacks* HO HO HO Sausage: OW! *sputter* How is that even possible?! What th- *accidentally flies off rails* AAAAAAHHHHHHH *falls down cliff* AAAAAAHHHH *hits bottom* I'm oka- *explodes* 
*10:03Helmetpig2013XD
*10:04Charlie the PenguinBritt Allcroft... yeah, thats going in season 5.
*Director: Kay.
*10:05Helmetpig2013How Michael Angeles says Thomas - tomish
*Kid:what are you Thomas?
*TomTom:MY RELIGION IS TOMISH *smacks kid*
*10:07Charlie the PenguinRingo: Tumiss George: Thomas Alec: THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHomas Michael Brandon: Tomass Mark Morghan: Thommmis
*10:08Helmetpig2013XD
*Tomish and friends = Thomas and friends for Amish people
*ringo:Tumiss flavored hummus
*10:11Charlie the PenguinSHOE: *sneaks over* PEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEP LOL, FATFACE! Sausage: Later, pulling the Flying Kipper: LOL, FATFACE! Sausage: Later, watching Sausage pull the express: LOL, FATFA- Sausage: GET OFF THE TRACKS! *runs into SHOE* SHOE: *is thrown off cliff* LLLOOOOLLLL, FAAAATFAAACCE 
*10:11Helmetpig2013Michael Brandon:Tomasscream for your ***
*Mark:quiznos thommmmmmmmmmmmmmmis TOASTY
*Have a train stuck?
*Call cranky
*Guy:I CAN'T!
*why not?
*10:14Charlie the PenguinOuttake from Percy Runs Away: Sausage: *sees Pursee on tracks* AAAAAAAHHHH Percy: Sausage: GET OUT OF THE WAY Percy: Sausage: STOP MAKING THAT STUPID FACE Percy: >:O I WONT STAY HERE, I'LL RUN AWAY
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*10:14Helmetpig2013Guy:HE IS A FREAKING CRANE ATTACHED TO THE FLOOR
*XD Charlie
*The fat man puts Tomass cream on his ass
*Ringo has pita chips with his tumiss
*He likes to dip his chips in tumiss
*Alec:hello I'm alec baldwin
*10:19Charlie the PenguinEmily: It's time for the Tidmoth Sheds Gossip Meeting! Engines: *groan* Emily: Come on, don't be like that! Percy, what information have you gathered? Percy: Oh nay ay way incompoop fay Emily: ...we'll come back to that. James, how about you? James: I heard you and the FAT Controller ate five happy meals at McDonald's and snorted 26 bottles of coacaine togethe- Emily: WOAH WOAH WOAH... thats... uh, not important... how about you Gordon? Gordon: I saw Thomas and Rosie together. It looked like they were having a good time Thomas: What was that? Gordon: Uh... nothing.
*10:19Helmetpig2013TomTom:BWAFT 
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*Helmetpig2013TomTom:BWAFT 
*TomTom:alec has a bald head
*Alec:I'M ALEC BALD-WIN
*TomTom:shutup *smacks*
*10:20Charlie the Penguinur not laughing YOU MUST DIE 
*10:21Helmetpig2013
*10:21Charlie the Penguinbetter. 
*10:21Helmetpig2013Ringo:I would like some tumiss with my chips please
*TomTom:BWAFT
*Ringo:can I have a side of SHOE
*Ringo:maybe a sausage
*10:26Charlie the PenguinPercy: ello osieray Rosie: What? Percy: on'tday ouy peaksay igpay atinlay? Rosie: Can't you speak English? Percy: haddupsay I ikelay histay Meanwhile... Emily: What's taking him so long, he was supposed to question Rosie about her "thoughts" of Thomas Gordon: I wouldn't expect too much, he's going through a Pig Latin phase right now. Percy: *returns* hesay ouldn'tcay nderstanduay emay osay I roughtbay erhay erehay Rosie: What's the matter with him? Emily: ...well this is embarrassing
*10:27Helmetpig2013XD
*TomTom:*tries to kiss Rosie*
*10:28Charlie the PenguinAAAAHHH
*10:28Helmetpig2013Tobee:*pushes Annie and clarabel to tomtom*
*10:28Charlie the PenguinPercy: I like trains Emily: I never thought you felt that way! Fatman: What the...
*10:30Helmetpig2013Annie and Clarabel:*slap TomTom*
*TomTom: I can explain
*Tobee: 
*TomTom:SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOBO SHED
*Tobee: *slowly goes back to TomTom's abandoned branch line*
*10:32Charlie the PenguinEmily: Percy, why do you like Pig Latin so much? Percy: Iway ikelay Igpay Atinlay oyay ottagay oblempray ithway atthay? Emily: ... Percy: Utway oday osethay otsday eanmay Emily: I.... I have no idea what youre saying. Percy: Elmethay, ifway ouyay areway eadingray isthay enthay ouyay areway obablypray usingway away anslatortray.
*i gtg 
*10:32Helmetpig2013 bye