Transcript: Horrid Henry and the Demon Dentist

[Henry watches TV in the living room]
TV: I will have my revenge! [Mum comes in]
Mum: Right, that's enough, Henry, time to do your chores now.
Horrid Henry: But I'm watching Gross Class Zero! [Mum clears Henry's Gross Class Zero toys]
Mum: It's the end of the episode, Henry!
Horrid Henry: But there's another one in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...
Mum: Henry!
Horrid Henry: ..four, three, two...
[Mum turns off the TV]
Horrid Henry: What did you do that for?
Mum: 'Cause it's time to do your chores!
Horrid Henry: No, it's not: it's time to found out if Burping Belinda can get to Farty Fred, before Druscilla Drek wipes out the world!
Mum: [grabs the TV remote] No, it's not. It's time to find out whether Henry can get his chores done, before Mum stops his pocket money for a week. A month. A year!
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Title card shows]
[The scene changes to Henry in his room reading his comic]
Horrid Henry: So that's how my day started, hope yours has been a bit better.
[The phone downstairs starts ringing]
Horrid Henry: That'll be Great Aunt Greta saying phoning to say that she's knitting me another jazzy jumper for Chistmas. Or maybe it's the manager of the Killer Boy Rats, calling to say they need an air guitarist for the concert tonight. And only the best will do!
[Henry pretends to play his air guitar but hasn't got it]
Horrid Henry: Where is my air guitar, anyway? Oh yeah, it's at the menders, the string broke. What? You don't believe me? That air guitar gets played a lot.
Mum: Henry! Phone for you!
Horrid Henry: Maybe it is the manager of the Killer Boy Rats. Who is it?
Mum: It's the manager of the Killer Boy Rats!
Horrid Henry: Cool!
[Henry races down the stairs]
Horrid Henry: What did he say?
Mum: Oh, it's not a he, it's a she.
Horrid Henry: Hello?
Moody Margaret: (pretending to be the dentist) Is that Henry?
Horrid Henry: Yes, who is it?
Moody Margaret: (pretending to be the dentist) This is the dentist surgery.
Horrid Henry: Oh, what do you want?
Moody Margaret: (pretending to be the dentist) Little boy, it is customary to say "Can I help you?", not "What do you want?"
Horrid Henry: Oh, er, sorry. Can I help you?
Moody Margaret: (pretending to be the dentist) It's not you who can help me, but I who you can help you. This is an automated reminder about your next visit to the dentist. Which is scheduled in 5 days, six hours, 12 minutes and 42 seconds.
Horrid Henry: Oh, right.
[Henry hangs up]
[Then he was about to yell again but he realised he's already done it]
Horrid Henry: I've done that already. Mum!
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