Transcripts/Harkinian is Finally Censored

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Harkinian is Finally Censored.
Hyrule Castle, Inside.
King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled wants to ask you a question.
Zelda: Really?
Harkinian: Yes! The fat fucker Duke Onkled
Onkled farts obnoxiously and loudly, shaking the castle.
Harkinian: is asking you out on a date.
Gwonam: Your Majesty-
Harkinian *interrupting Gwonam*: Oh, the gayness!
Gwonam: YOUR MAJESTY!!!
Harkinian: What?
Gwonam: Mind your mouth!
Harkinian: Shut the fuck up! 
Harkinian: I can say whatever I want, and I hope you get eaten by Painis Cupcake!
Gwonam: You have kindled my wrath once again, Your Majesty! 
Gwonam: You must be censored! 
Harkinian is immediately shocked. 
Gwonam: Here is something I learned from Merasmus....
Harkinian looks at Gwonam, confused.
Gwonam: Penisbos...
Gwonam: Borasbos...
Gwonam: SQUADALARIARADOX!
beat
Gwonam: Did it work?
beat
Harkinian: Duke Onkled is a fat f-(BLEEP)-er- OAH! 
Harkinian realizes the spell worked, and goes on a temper tantrum.
Harkinian: You piece of sh-(BLEEP)! 
Gwonam watches him rage with a look of amusement.
Harkinian: F-(BLEEP)-K YOU, F-(BLEEP)-ER!
Harkining: (BLEEP) BY THE F-(BLEEP)-ING D-(BLEEP)CK S-(BLEEP)-NG GANON!
Harkinian: I-(BLEEP) A-(BLEEP)GA-(BLEEP)
The episode ends shortly after.
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