A teacher asks a pupil the first 5 letters of the alphabet...

...and the pupil replies "I don't know them." So when he went home, he practised them. He asked his mother (who'd just burnt her finger on the cooker) "What's the first letter in the alphabet?" "SHUDDUP!" she replied. "Thanks mum, what's the second?"
"I THOUGHT I'D TOLD YOU TO SHUDDUP!". Then he asked his little brother, who was watching Superman on TV, "What's the third letter of the alphabet?", and he replied "Superman!". Then he asked his big brother, who was playing darts, "What's the fourth
letter of the alphabet?". "180!". He then asked his little sister, who was playing with her dolls, "What's the fifth letter in the alphahabet?" "Imma in my minicar!". So the next day when he was at school, the teacher asked him the first 5 letters of the alphabet, to which he replied "SHUDDUP!" "I beg your pardon?" "I THOUGHT I'D TOLD YOU TO SHUDDUP!" "Who do you think you are?"
"Superman!" "180!" "How do you think you're going to get away with this?" "Imma in my minicar!"!
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