All's Fair in Love and Nuclear War

All's Fair in Love and Nuclear War is an overseer quest and part of The Book of Wuv multi-stage questline .
==Walkthrough==
Upon reaching the vault site, pass through to the second room, which may trigger a fight with mole rats. There are two lootable containers in the room. In one of the next rooms are three dwellers who advise that there aren't many singles here and the dwellers below don't seem to really be dwellers at all. 
Responding with "Maybe those disruptive Dwellers should be asked to leave," will result in them giving the party a Nuka-Cola Quantum. There is rare junk and some caps in the same room as the dwellers.
On the next level, any of the rooms may contain radroaches, sometimes a glowing radroach may accompany them.
Near the bottom of the vault are the suitors; answering them with anything other than "Pfft, there are many more singles over at Vault 332. Like, tons," will result in having to fight them. If the Vault 332 option is selected, a rare junk is rewarded. The end of this conversation or the optional fight will complete the 'Dissuade rival suitors' objective. 
In one of the rooms ahead or below, speak to the dweller to complete 'Meet that special someone' and the quest itself. The dweller is always a female wearing a polka dot sundress, who can join the vault depending on the option chosen. The room she is in contains a Nuka-Cola Quantum. Either return to the vault or continue through the rooms to the bottom level to search for more items.
==Notable quotes==
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==Dialogue==
Opening dialogue	Dweller responses 	Character responses
So, you're here for the Singles Night, huh?
Don't get your hopes up. There aren't that many left.
Plus, there's a group of Dwellers intimidating would-be suitors.
I'm not sure they're really Dwellers, either.	Are you Single? 	No, but being on a diet doesn't mean I can't check the menu!
So, you're here for the Singles Night, huh?
Don't get your hopes up. There aren't that many left.
Plus, there's a group of Dwellers intimidating would-be suitors.
I'm not sure they're really Dwellers, either.	Maybe those disruptive Dwellers should be asked to leave. 	Great idea! You should go and tell them. Take this for courage.
So, you're here for the Singles Night, huh?
Don't get your hopes up. There aren't that many left.
Plus, there's a group of Dwellers intimidating would-be suitors.
I'm not sure they're really Dwellers, either.	Are there any Singles here at all? 	I think there's one left, hiding in one of the Vault rooms.
Sorry mate, you've come all the way here for nothing.
There's only one single person left, and I already called dibs.
So, yeah, get out of here so I can get my groove on.	You couldn't get that groove on if your life depended on it. 	No one mocks my mojo!
Sorry mate, you've come all the way here for nothing.
There's only one single person left, and I already called dibs.
So, yeah, get out of here so I can get my groove on.	You can't call dibs on someone. 	I can. I did. And now I'm calling dibs on killing you.
Sorry mate, you've come all the way here for nothing.
There's only one single person left, and I already called dibs.
So, yeah, get out of here so I can get my groove on.	Pfft, there are many more singles over at Vault 332. Like, tons. 	There are? All right boys, let's blow this joint. Here, take this to remember how I let you live.
Sorry mate, you've come all the way here for nothing.
There's only one single person left, and I already called dibs.
So, yeah, get out of here so I can get my groove on.	Have you tried shooting yourself in the face first? Might improve your chances.	Well, shooting *you* in the face would certainly lift my spirits!
*More* suitors? This is getting ridiculous.
Although, I have to say... You're rather sweet on the eyes.
Hmm... Is it me, or is it getting hot in here?	I probed the Wasteland searching for you, and here you are. 	I was waiting for you all that time, and now you're here.
*More* suitors? This is getting ridiculous.
Although, I have to say... You're rather sweet on the eyes.
Hmm... Is it me, or is it getting hot in here?	I'm sorry, this can't work. You look too much like my mother. 	That's fine, but do put on a hat before you go out. It's cold outside.
==Quest stages==
==Behind the scenes==
The quest's name is a play on the common phrase "all's fair in love and war."
==Gallery==
FoS Alls Fair in Love and Nuclear War rewards.jpg|Rewards
Category:Fallout Shelter multi-stage questlines
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es:Todo vale en el amor y en la guerra nuclear
ru:Сильное взаимодействие
uk:В любові і на війні всі засоби хороші