The Incredibles (2004) - Dinner Fight!

==Transcript==
*(Elsewhere, in the dining room where Jack-Jack will eat up.)
*Dash: Mom, you're making weird faces again!
*Helen: No, I'm not. 
*Bob: You make weird faces, honey. 
*Helen: Do you have to read at the table? 
*Bob: Uh-huh, yeah.
*Helen: Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?
*Dash: Ow!
*Helen: Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school? 
*Dash: (nervously) Well, we dissected a frog.
*Helen: Dash, got sent to the office again.
*Bob: Good, good.
*Helen: No, Bob, that's bad.
*Bob: What?
*Helen: Dash, got sent to the office again!
*Bob: What, what for?!
*Dash: Nothing!
*Helen: He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class!
*Dash: Nobody saw me, you could barely see it on the tape. 
*Bob: They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going? 
*Helen: Bob! We are not encouraging this. 
*Bob: (sarcastically) I'm not encouraging! I'm just asking how fast... 
*Helen: Honey!
*(Bob cuts his meatloaf will accidentally the plate breaks it.)
*Bob: Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table!
*Helen: The car, what happened to the car? 
*Bob: Here, I'm getting a new plate! (walks off as were leaving)
*Helen: So, how about you, Vi? How was school? 
*Violet: Nothing to report.
*Helen: You've hardly touched your food. 
*Violet: (groaned) I'm not hungry for meatloaf...
*Helen: Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for?
*Dash: Tony Rydinger.
*Violet: Shut up!
*Dash: Well, you are.
*Violet: I said, shut up, you little insect!
*Dash: Well, she is!
*Helen: Do not shout at the table! Honey!
*Bob: (calls out) Kids! Listen to your mother!
*Dash: She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.
*Violet: (angrily) THAT'S IT! (Violet attacks Dash. Then Dash starts running around the house.)
*Dash: You're gonna be toast!
*Helen: Stop running in the house, sit down!
*Violet: Fight! (Dash touches the purple dome is force fields)
*Dash: OW! Hey, no force fields!
*Violet: You started it!
*Helen: (Calls Out) You sit down! (She wraps her arms around Violet's waist) You sit down! Violet!
*Bob: (reading the newspaper) Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing? Gazerbeam!
*Helen: Bob! It's time to engage...do something! Don't just stand there! (Then Bob comes in.) I need you to intervene!
*Bob: You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm intervening!
*Helen: Violet, let go of your brother! 
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