Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 6)

Chapter 6 is the sixth chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Into Rio".
==Plot==
(Red and Blu's flock left the beach as they show up in the streets of Rio de Janeiro where the carnival parade is still moving and the cars are going by around the place with the birds trying to cross the road)
*Blu: Shoot, we made it all the way to the end of the road.
*Jewel: We're in the streets, city bird.
*Blu: Huh? I thought the streets and the road share the same connection.
*Red: It's just the cars going by and the carnival parade causing all the traffic to block avenue and shortcuts.
*Chuck: There's a whole way around to get to the bottom of the food chain, am I right?
*Bomb: We're not going to the food chain. We're here to explore many places in Rio.
*Stella: Chuck, why don't you go check on any place we can stop at.
*Chuck: Oh sure. Not a problem. I'll take a look on what places we can go to. *supersonic speed around*
*Red: He's probably going to respond in just five seconds. *see Chuck show up* And there he goes.
*Chuck: All done. I found a flea market on the way to the road.
*Rafael: A flea market? What does it look like?
*Chuck: It got apples, bananas, oranges, grapes and every single fruit they have on the market.
*Jewel: That's actually a fruit market. You're taking us to a fruit market?
*Chuck: Oh, I didn't know it's a fruit market and not a flea market.
*Matilda: Oh well. We better make our way to the fruit market before the cars start coming in.
*Hal: Just wait. What if the cars keep on going and they bump on us like bumper cars.
*Bubbles: You just have to look both ways before crossing.
*Red: Just watch and learn. *see a chicken crossing the road and run off as the cars move* Oh wow. The chicken crossed the road when the cars start moving.
*Chuck: We have to move quick before they bump on us!
*Blu: Just keep on walking before they see us on the light. *he and everyone keep on moving*
*Rafael: Car! *stop the gang by letting the car by and continue walking*
*Jewel: That was a close call.
*Nico: *see a car* Car again! *stop the gang by letting the car by*
*Pedro: Jeez man. You scared us.
*Nico: I was trying to save your lives.
*Bomb: You couldn't have gotten us killed like dead lizards on the mud.
*Rafael: Just cross the road and stop wasting time on the traffic!
*Bomb: Okay! We keep it cool.
*Blu: *see a car go by* Hurry hurry hurry! *he and the gang cross the road by letting the car by* Cheese and sprinkles. We made it.
*Jay: That was close.
*Jim: We passed the cars.
*Jake: Very clever.
*Jewel: Glad we didn't get bumped over to.
*Red: You said there is a fruit market somewhere.
*Chuck: I know. Just follow me and I'll show you the way.
*Red: It better be good luck.
*Blu: Hope the traffic is running fast enough to get to the market.
*Jewel: As long, the humans aren't picky as holding their knives to the fruits.
(At the fruit market, many people are seen cutting their fruits, selling their fruits and scaping their fruits as many people shop around the fruit stands with Red and Blu's flock showing up to look around in the fruit market)
*Chuck: Here we are to the fruit market. Told you I was right all along.
*Red: Oh wow. Look at them sell the foods to the customers.
*Bomb: It's like a supermarket on the outside.
*Hal: It's actually a market full of fruits and vegetables.
*Red: I didn't know they sell vegetables.
*Jewel: People thought pumpkins are fruits. But they're a vegetable and only used on carving like making faces.
*Bubbles: Is it free food or paid food?
*Nico: We have to pay to get all the food. Since we're animals, we have the chance of stealing to prevent getting cut by knives.
*Bomb: Yikes! I do not want to be cut by a knife.
*Pedro: We been here many times when we first met Blu.
*Blu: So many fruits. I mean, look at this place. It's glorious.
*Stella: Why not try one for example?
*Red: What if we eat one and don't like it like spitting out lemon skins?
*Stella: Red, we're just trying to test out on eating the fruits.
*Red: But we haven't even started eating yet.
*Jewel: What's that smell? *go underneath the table off the skirt*
*Blu: Jewel?
*Rafael: Go in and find out man. She know what's up.
*Blu: *he and the group follow Jewel as he saw her eating the apples on the box* Hey Jewel. What are those things your chewing on? Hello?
*Jewel: Mmm. Aren't these fruits tasty?
*Blu: Fruits? We already eaten these fruits back home and on Rio. The world doesn't put any flavors on them.
*Jewel: They taste just like at home. Eat it.
*Blu: Uh, no thank you. We had a big breakfast on one of our stops last night.
*Jewel: Just eat it. It's not like something you called like a dingle flower.
*Blu: I prefer my food in a natural way and in a cereal box like Froot Loops.
*Jewel: Just a little bit. Come on.
*Blu: *move back* Hey. I asked many times that I said no thank you, and you're taking back my no thank you?
*Jewel: Quit being such a baby!
*Red: Just eat the fruit man! It's not gonna bite like a spider.
*Rafael: There goes my boy.
*Nico: Are we going to watch them fight over a fruit or are we going to look around and find ourselves a mango.
*Pedro: What happen if she drops it?
*Blu: No thank you. Once again.
*Jewel: Just give it a try. *put a mango on Blu's face as she make him trip over*
*Blu: Oof.
*Rafael: Blu, you alright?
*Blu: Just a little bit.
*Red: How's that fruit doing for you? Did you not lick it?
*Blu: No need to judge me.
*Chuck: There's like something on your face.
*Bomb: It's in your whole mouth.
*Blu: Oh. *eat the whole mango* Mmm. *fall down* Am I dreaming of something.
*Jewel: You just tasted it. Hello?
*Rafael: Does he normally do this when he's having a moment?
*Blu: It's like a fiesta on my tongue!
*Stella: Okay. So does a buffet on a fruit cap.
*Blu: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I'm having a spasm of ecstasy moment here!
*Red: Oh brother. Here we go again.
*Blu: *eat many mangoes, kiwis and dragon fruits* So tasty like the joys.
*Jewel: How about we have a fruit eating party?
*Nico: Fruit party, here we come!
*Pedro: To the world! *make a sound and eat many bananas*
*Rafael: *move up a table by dropping oranges for Blu to eat* You got it.
*Red: *eat many apples* A apple a day keep the pig away!
*Chuck: *eat the grapes fast* Forget raisins. This is the stuff.
*Terence: *growls and eat a bird seed* Grr...
*Matilda: *eat a pear* Pears for the win!
*Bubbles: *eat the grapes* Taste like candy.
*Hal: Fruits are the greatest of all time!
*Jay: *he and the kids eat some melons* Melons, baby!
*Jim: Love me some watermelon slices.
*Jake: They look like the fruit version of a pizza.
*Tiago: Better than pineapple pizza.
*Carla: So much variety to choose from.
*Bia: We're better off opening up a fruit stand.
*Nico: Hey Blu, catch! *throw many grapes to Blu*
*Blu: I got it. *catch many grapes and miss one* I miss it.
*Pedro: Pineapple in the house baby! *throw a pineapple at Terence*
*Terence: *get splatted by a pineapple* Mmm...
*Rafael: *hit a guy's feet and grab his grape* Sorry bud. *eat a grape* Follow your noses.
*Nico and Pedro: For the fruity taste that shows! *eat the grapes*
*Rafael: Iconic commercial line, baby.
*Nico: I wish I was in a cereal box.
*Pedro: Me too cause, we're the stars!
*Chuck: And legends!
*Red: *eat a whole dragon fruit* Mmm om nom. So yummy. *he and everyone laugh together by eating many fruits until they get tired and feel full* Man, I'm full.
*Blu: The fruit fever dream is really kicking it.
*Jewel: That's what happen when you eat too much.
*Blu: I thought fruits and vegetables are healthy.
*Rafael: Eating too much is not good. Try to slow down your weight when eating.
*Bubbles: Hey, we all ate together.
*Rafael: Just let it go. You'll eat more later on during dinner.
*Chuck: I feel like I still got the fruit fever.
*Red: Chuck, just don't!
*Chuck: Just kidding. Just messing with ya.
*Nico: This short trip is really kicking.
*Pedro: It's like we eaten everything on a medical condition.
*Blu: Let's just chill out to relax our stomachs before we can continue.
*Jewel: You're on it. Let's sit back and hear the voice of happiness and people walking.
*Red: Cool down the anger issues for a bit, Red. You got your medical condition here.
*Chuck: Are you talking to yourself?
*Red: What? No. Just chilling.
*Chuck: Eh. Whatever. You're looking good over there, pal.
(Back with Linda, Tulio and Fernando, they are hanging out at Ouro Preto as they are looking at the buildings while greeting people and seeing their culture through the community)
*Linda: Ouro Preto is so nice. They got a bunch of cool towers and buildings to look at.
*Tulio: So many birds to see here. Just like seeing sheep in a farm with so little time.
*Fernando: The people there are friendly. They are too good to hear about their culture.
*Linda: So much food to eat like their steaks with unique steak sauce.
*Tulio: Didn't they put in like a lot of seasoning to make it taste good as a burger?
*Fernando: It doesn't matter if it taste like any burger in the deck.
*Linda: Just like with all the cities we visited in Brazil, this place is really worth a travel through our road trip.
*Tulio: Even the people are friendly. They even got the cool stuff around their clothes stand and small shops. I even got a hat for twenty five dollars.
*Fernando: Man, that's a little cheap.
*Tulio: Very expensive as buying a stack of water bottles in a bag on a retail store.
*Linda: You call yourself the bird master. You seen a lot of birds here and have you made any friends with these birds.
*Tulio: Oh, I can see a parrot from here on the bench. Let me go greet this little fella right here. *greet the parrot with bird sounds as the parrot flies off* Hey, come back! I was just making contract. Aw man. I still haven't made any eye contract with birds for years.
*Linda: It's alright. Some birds aren't friendly as the skuas and hawks. They can be fierce and mean sometimes.
*Fernando: What about an eagle?
*Tulio: Eagles don't rely since Americans worship these type of birds a lot. Heck, even the mayors and governors own a bird on their shoulders that they keep them as pets.
*Fernando: And a goldfish?
*Tulio: A goldfish? You don't take a goldfish for a walk silly. Not even a starfish can on the rocks.
*Linda: At least we got Blu and Jewel. They got kids and hanging out in the Amazon.
*Tulio: They moved months ago and now happily living with a tribe full of blue macaws. The world thought these birds are extinct as the dinosaurs. They were dead wrong when we found them through our safari show!
*Fernando: How is this safari camping trip doing for you guys?
*Linda: Pretty good. Making a lot of subscribers and money isn't that easy to make a big audience as a celebrity.
*Tulio: We're celebrities now. We make contracts with sponsored companies, meet up with famous singers and artists and collaborating with bird people and activists all over the world.
*Fernando: Once we travel to more places, we'll meet lot of fans and the many fans we get, the bigger fanbase we can build as a citadel.
*Linda: Most people don't know us at first until they get to know us through social media and our shows.
*Tulio: All the bird helping and caring in need make us popular through fundraisers and petitions. We're the big dawgs now. *act like a dog* Arf!
*Fernando: We're the big dogs. Right? Not even a big cat.
*Linda: I'm loving the life in Ouro Preto. I hope we can explore more cities in Brazil through our road trip.
*Tulio: I'm going to dig through these beaches once we get to the end side of the continent.
*Fernando: We're gonna have long days through few days during the road trip. I can feel it from here and the end.
(Back at Rio de Janeiro in the fruit market, Red and Blu's flock are stuffed out from all the fruit-eating from earlier as they were taking a rest like a nap and woke up after a long nap from taking a break)
*Red: *woke up with everyone else* Aw. What a nap.
*Blu: Is the Sun still shining on us?
*Jewel: No. The sun has been up for a while. It's just our bodies cooled down a bit after all the eating in the fruit market.
*Nico: *burp* Still burping after all.
*Pedro: Excuse you.
*Nico: Hey, don't tell me my stomach is hungry for more.
*Pedro: You're ain't no vacuum cleaner. Let me rub you over like a cotton. *rub Nico*
*Nico: Pedro, stop. I'm not a cotton!
*Rafael: You guys are playing around.
*Chuck: Our bodies are good to go.
*Bomb: Are we still in the fruit market?
*Hal: We have been sitting here for an hour after eating.
*Bubbles: We should at least catch up on our time schedule.
*Blu: There is no time schedule on the clock and we can return or stay here any time without rushing.
*Jewel: Where do you guys want to go next?
*Red: The mighty jungle?
*Blu: The waterfall?
*Tiago: The statue with the face of Jesus Christ?
*Rafael: That's where the tourists go to take pictures. How about we hang out at the jungle where our friends are.
*Blu: Ooh, that sound promising.
*Red: You got more friends?
*Rafael: More friends, more amigos. That's a yes. We got a barbeque to go to!
*Matilda: Barbeque!
*Stella: He meant the party or the sauce?
*Bia: I thought he meant the sauce where you dip your French fries and chicken fingers into.
*Carla: Mind as well put some ranch sauce on the carrot sticks.
*Blu: No. Not the sauce. You don't even know what a barbeque is.
*Jay: What kind a barbeque?
*Jim: A friend?
*Jake: Or a party?
*Blu: Kind like a party. You know, friends hanging out and gathering together to eat kinds of meat like on Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving.
*Terence: *growls* Heh. Heh. Heh.
*Stella: Where is your GPS? Where do you want the GPS to take us next?
*Blu: I don't know. You tell me.
*Stella: Like now?
*Blu: Just now. *hold the GPS* Hey GPS. What is the next place to go to?
*GPS Lady: *voice* You are few miles away to Bud's Clothes Shop.
*Blu: A clothes shop? You want us to go to a clothes shop? We don't wear clothes like the humans do.
*Red: I mean we're casual as those penguins on ice.
*Matilda: Red, we don't wear clothes.
*Red: We're animals sweetie. We're proud and angry at the same time.
*Blu: I need to think even better. Hey Rafael, remember the other day when we visit Luiz's garage to see you guys doing auditions for Nico and Pedro's carnival show? Do you know if one of your friends still reside on Luiz's garage?
*Rafael: Actually, that garage isn't a place for birds to hang out in. Birds live in the wild while dogs live in human homes. Our friends are always back at the jungle. If you want to meet up with them, just hang out at the jungle and you'll see for yourself.
*Blu: Oh. So the birds don't live in the same garage with Luiz?
*Rafael: Nope. The dogs reside on the garage with their owners since owners don't like rodents and bugs sneaking in on houses. The birds like us got our own cool village back at the jungle. You're free to come if you like.
*Blu: Oh sure. We'll go to the cool village to catch up with your friends.
*Rafael: Alright, if you say so.
*Jay: We're leaving the fruit market and going to the jungle.
*Jewel: Pack up. We're going to the jungle.
*Tiago: Aw man. I loved the fruit market. We should eat more.
*Stella: No more eating for a while. We have to go somewhere else on our trip.
*Blu: Hold to your feathers. We're leaving to go to the jungle right now.
*Nico: I hope the plan isn't as screwy as trying to hold Rafael while flying to the Amazon.
*Rafael: I was trying to sleep when you guys were tickling me!
*Pedro: What? We didn't do that! We were just holding you so you don't fall off.
*Rafael: Who knew sleep flying sound like a good movement than sleep walking on booby traps.
*Red: Blu, you lead the way as always.
*Blu: If you assist me sir, I'll be happy to help. *he and his flock hold Red's flock*
*Red: Glad we could help on assisting than exploring without advices and tips.
*Chuck: Boy. That's heavy.
*Rafael: You hold too smart.
*Bubbles: And still.
*Blu: Out from the market and in to the jungle. Let's go! *he and everyone fly off the market*
*Red: Next stop, the jungle! *he and everyone fly to the jungle*
(Red and Blu's flock fly off the city in Rio de Janeiro and fly through the jungle as many birds and other animals such as snakes, frogs and crocodiles reside on the pond and ground with the flock flying through the trees and locating the bird village on their way)
*Chuck: I'm getting Amazon vibes here.
*Red: This is so like the Amazon all over again. Right Blu?
*Blu: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion wake up today.
*Jewel: Lions don't wake up when sleeping, silly.
*Blu: Come on. I was just making a poem.
*Rafael: Oh really? You know, lions live in Africa and not beaches like Rio.
*Nico: Like with toucans not living in cold places like Antarctica.
*Rafael: Hey, knock it out.
*Pedro: We're just playing with you, bro.
*Rafael: You have to right to call me a bro if you want.
*Jim: Like brothers.
*Jay: We are brothers after all.
*Jake: Like these guys.
*Tiago: One is a brother and the other are sisters.
*Carla: That's you, the brother.
*Bia: I'm amazed we got one brother on the family tree.
*Nico: Family ties man. You gotta respect it like the circle of life.
*Blu: Listen up Angry Birds. We're about to land, but we're going to have to drop you somewhere.
*Red: Like what? You think this is a airplane landing where we stop by a pad for a target?
*Blu: You are not in trouble, but we're trying to drop you somewhere safe.
*Jewel: Rafael, let us know when were at the jungle.
*Rafael: By the roots of the trees, we are already at the jungle. We should be dropping the birds on any spot.
*Chuck: Say what?
*Bomb: I think we're gonna flop.
*Hal: Flop? Like a splash?
*Bubbles: Most likely yes.
*Nico: Get ready you guys cause, you're gonna fall!
*Pedro: Launch them to safety!
*Stella: *confused* What?
*Blu: Aye aye, amigos! *he and his flock drop the Angry Birds on the ground*
*Red: Are you kidding me?!
*Chuck: You tricked us all!
*Bomb: Don't get nervous while exploding!
*Stella: We're gonna land on the ground at some point.
*Matilda: Here come the boom, for nothing! *she and the Angry Birds land on the ground*
*Hal: Holy bananas, what a landing this is.
*Bubbles: Thought we were going to flop like most pigs that play in the mud like children.
*Red: You called that a landing space? Is this part of the plan?
*Blu: It is part of the plan! You all made it to where we hang out. *he and he flock land on the ground to catch up with Red's flock*
*Red: This is just a generic jungle! How is this a hang out place for people like you?!
*Rafael: Trust me, they're coming to see us. It been years since we hang out in one of the areas of the jungle.
*Red: I don't believe in you.
*Chuck: Do we have to keep on walking or find most of your friends in these tree homes.
*Rafael: Yes. You have to keep on walking to find the village full of friends.
*Bomb: A village full of friends? That's like visiting the bird village back home.
*Red: All these noisy neighbors back home act like humans while we act wild in nature in our home.
*Blu: You act like a wild bird like us, right?
*Red: Of course. It's not a problem.
*Rafael: Come on you guys. We're going to walk in the jungle to find our friends.
*Stella: Okay! We heard you. You don't have to repeat the same words over and over again.
*Rafael: I just wanted to give you a heads up on where were going.
*Stella: Alright. Whatever you say, Rafael.
*Rafael: I'll be happy to find myself some nice coconut juice on the way back to my old home.
*Red: Great. Let's just keep on walking.
*Rafael: Okay. Right now, we're gonna walk to the bird village. *he and everyone walk through the jungle to find the bird village*
*Hal: Sound like a good walk, isn't it Bubbles?
*Bubbles: Yes. The more walking we move, the more exercise we can get to lost weight.
*Chuck: I've never seen you guys fat before.
*Terence: *hit Chuck* Grr...
*Chuck: Terence. I was just joking around.
*Jay: Are we there yet?
*Red: Oh god no. Don't start with those impatient questions again.
*Jim: Are we really there yet?
*Red: Dude! You're getting on my nerves.
*Jake: Are we really really there yet? Like now?
*Red: *sign* Yes, yes, yes! We're here! Already! *annoyed* Gosh, I hate when kids ask the same thing over and over again.
*Tiago: I am a kid, like a chick.
*Blu: That's another name for a kid bird. I was once a chick for all my life when living in Linda's house.
*Rafael: Relax you guys. We'll get there when it's the time to find our way to the area.
*Stella: Do you know your address on getting to the friends' spot?
*Rafael: You mean, where I live and where I brought a house? We birds don't live in houses.
*Jewel: Then why all of you guys hang out in Luiz's garage for hangouts and parties?
*Rafael: We only come to the garage to hang out and chill. No problem to ask on our tight schedule.
*Blu: It will be better than asking for a birthday wish to gain a new nest. *see some parrots flying* Oh. I wasn't expecting for some parrots to fly on our path.
*Red: Are you seeing what we're seeing?
*Chuck: Don't even say a word.
*Rafael: Strangers. You know a person that you don't know. Strange people you never met. Don't talk to them.
*Matilda: How can you not talk to them when you call them strangers like we know them?
*Rafael: You don't know a person you never met! That's what they're called strangers!
*Jim: Are they good people or bad people?
*Rafael: Ugh. They're just people. People like individuals you don't know about.
*Red: Great. I would be falling for a trap if it weren't for being a nobody. *get kidnapped by a parrot* Hey! What are you doing?!
*Stella: Red is kidnapped!
*Matilda: We gotta go save him!
*Blu: Oh no, even the strangers got him!
*Jake: They're bad people we don't know about!
*Rafael: They're just people! Ugh! Let's just go rescue him! *he and everyone follow the parrots*
*Red: *still being hold by a parrot* Hey! Excuse me! Why are you holding me? Ugh, you're not listening. Get off me now you chump! Or I'm going to beak your neck and nose! *a parrot hiss him and drop him to the ground* Gah. Dude! That is not cool at all! You son of a egg. *see the parrots surrounding him* Oh great. Now what?
*Parrot #1: You look like a stranger to Rio.
*Parrot #2: A nobody we never seen or heard.
*Red: You were following all this time. Great! That show how big you creeps have become, like the pigs!
*Parrot #3: *land down with his flock* You're calling us creeps and pigs, are you? *laugh with the flock*
*Red: That's not funny at all. You know I'm not from around here.
*Parrot #4: You don't have a body, huh? Still stuck in your chick years. What a shame.
*Red: I'm a bird! I was born that way along with my friends.
*Parrot #5: That's just silly. It's like you were born on a leap year since leap years occur every four years. Nah. Let's just cut to the chase and get this over with. Where are you coming from?
*Red: Uh.... Piggy Island. Yeah. We share the same island with the pigs and we hate each other over the eggs.
*Parrot #6: How come you live with the pigs when you don't act like good neighbors and still fight over eggs and babies?
*Red: I don't know. We don't get along and still live on two sides on the island as a wall was never built like a gate.
*Blu: *show up with the flock* There you are! What are you guys doing to our member of the flock?
*Parrot #1: More strangers?! Now they're paying for some back-up.
*Rafael: Give us back our friend you punk!
*Parrot #1: You guys are not leaving behind without a offer.
*Red: Yeah, but you have to show some respect or else, we're gonna get really angry at ya. *furious*
*Jewel: You're messing with the wrong guy, folks.
*Parrot #1: Who you messing with the wrong guy when we actually got the right guy.
*Parrot #2: Hold it. What in the world are those birds?
*Chuck: We're birds. You got a problem with that?
*Parrot #2: Where are their wings and feet?
*Parrot #3: They look just like the red bird we just capture. Are they like deformed as a worm?
*Stella: Don't mock our appearances you ableist.
*Parrot #4: You got a problem with parrots?
*Nico: Dang, what is wrong with these guys?
*Pedro: Didn't they left their owners from various pirate ships years ago? No one even ride on those ships anymore since the world got cruises and electric boats to ride on.
*Rafael: Okay, that's it. You hand over our friend this instance.
*Parrot #1: Make me you toucan.
*Rafael: You know who I am.
*Parrot #1: *realize Rafael* Wait a minute. You sound familiar.
*Rafael: You sound familiar too as well.
*Red: Just cut to the chase already! I'm not a food to be eaten with.
*Parrot #1: Are you...?
*Rafael: Rafael. Rafael is my name and my wing.
*Parrot #1: Rafael! My man! What's up?
*Rafael: *high five a parrot* Looking good. Trying to mess with us on our arrival?
*Jewel: What the? They just made fun of us and they're apologizing for a redeem?
*Stella: I don't get it. I swear, they're gonna fool us over a booby trap.
*Matilda: Awkward and cheesy.
*Red: Tell your parrot friends that they were making fun of me for how I look.
*Parrot #2: We were just messing with ya. *laugh with his friends*
*Red: Weirdos. Worse than the pigs.
*Rafael: Show some respect Red. My parrot friends are shown to be messing with people with their jokes, tricks and even the funniest of all, pranks.
*Parrot #3: Whoa, you got new friends. That's cool.
*Blu: Blu is my name. You know, like the color and cheese. Am I right?
*Pedro: These guys are crackin' lackin'. I like it.
*Nico: They owe us a apology.
*Parrot #4: Apology accepted. Where are you guys heading?
*Blu: Uh.... to where Rafael is taking us? He can explain better cause, he knows a lot more than me.
*Rafael: Friends, you know. I brought some friends from Rio and the Amazon. We also got new friends that are originally not from our world and I wanted to introduce to one of our friends that reside in the jungles of Rio.
*Parrot #5: If you are asking this, you came to the right jungle and the right spot. Follow along.
*Red: I still don't trust them.
*Chuck: C'mon Red. Their Rafael's friends. We gotta show them some courage and love.
*Bomb: They never lock us in treasure chests and booby traps at all times.
*Red: I'm not going to feel it and let it go over a crocodile trap.
*Rafael: I can't wait to show my new friends some old friends from the jungle village.
*Parrot #6: Some familiar friends you know and some people you never heard of.
*Tiago: Last one there is a stranger.
*Jim: Lesson learned. Never talk to strangers or people you never heard about unless your friend has a friend you never met or heard.
(Red and Blu's flock follow the parrots as they enter a village in the jungle full of birds who has once had a close relationship with Rafael. Many birds greet Red and Blu's flock by welcoming them to the village with many flowers being dropped by the blue jays.)
*Parrot #1: Friends of the jungle. Rafael is here to introduce to some of our new friends!
*Rafael: Hey you guys! We're back! What's up, y'all!
*Kipo: Rafael! The man! How are you?
*Rafael: Everything's fine. We brought our old friends back in the groove with some new friends.
*Kipo: Oh, cool. I hope they're as friendly as a flamingo.
*Chuck: That is one big tall bird.
*Bomb: Just like a ostrich.
*Free Bird: I'm a free bird now. Woo! *fly*
*Neurotic Bird: I'm a pretty bird. I'm a pretty bird. *laugh maniacally*
*Scaredy Bird: At least, these guys aren't as scary as a creepy cockatoo, right?
*Terence: *glare at a Scaredy Bird* Mmm...
*Scaredy Bird: *scared and run off* Ah!
*Red: Strange birds, eh? I knew we were going to meet people we never heard of.
*Hal: They're just people after all. Plus, they all got a close relationship to Rafael.
*Bubbles: Rafael is like the coolest bird in town. He even got a fanbase of his own like us back at the bird village back home!
*Rafael: You're right! I'm like a little celebrity with a small package of fans coming out of the nest.
*Mother Bird: You said it Rafael.
*Father Bird: So does the kids who said it best.
*Bird Kids: *cheer on the nest* Hooray!
*Kipo: So Rafael. How's the wife doing?
*Rafael: My wife is doing a bit okay. Man, she's pretty coo-coo on the outside when it come to family terms and babysitting at the Amazon.
*Kipo: Why didn't you bring her over to the village?
*Rafael: I don't want her over. I just don't want anyone near the Angry Birds cause, they got a little anger problem with their attitude and I don't want to get caught up with a bit of a argument through the whole journey.
*Hal: We're not that angry unless it's the pigs showing up to steal our eggs.
*Kipo: I think you got a point there Rafael. It's that little decision you made to not bring her over to a big family reunion.
*Rafael: Also, I got kids back home and I don't want the kids to interact with some of the strangers in Rio they don't know about.
*Tiago: If we're kids, then why are we here in the first place?
*Bia: We're big birds now. We're old and mature enough to fly on our own while being guided by the grown-ups.
*Carla: We fly carefully without being spiked by cactuses in deserts.
*Green Bird: *show up* Hey guys. Did I miss anything.
*Rafael: Hey Tiny, I want you to meet one of Blu's new friends. The Angry Birds.
*Green Bird: Oh, hi. You're all new.
*Red: New to Rio.
*Chuck: This place is becoming more of a tropical resort.
*Bomb: Minus the heat waves.
*Green Bird: They all share the same size as me, especially the bird with a long beak.
*Hal: I'm actually a boomerang bird as my beak is similar in likeness of a toucan and puffin.
*Red: Very convenient that we look almost the same, but bodiless designs and backgrounds.
*Jim: Same species, different sub-species.
*Jay: We're brothers and triplets.
*Jake: Born to be three.
*Green Bird: You guys look almost like me.
*Jim: You're very soft.
*Green Bird: Oh. That's nice.
*Bat: *in his tent* I'm not framed. They got the right guy!
*Bubbles: Tell that to the bat!
*Bat: Ya? *feel the Sun* Ah! Not the sun. I hate hot weather and warm summers. I'm better off resting on my tent before dark.
*Pedro: We have been partying and samba while we were gone.
*Kipo: Man, you are like going through the flow in the waves and turn yourself into a surfin' bird.
*Pedro: The bird is about the word my friend.
*Nico: Bird is the word!
*Rafael: We're all birds in general. We're born to fly and live out with our blood and spirit.
*Blu: Just like what Roberto said back at the Amazon.
*Kipo: You got a lot of good luck there.
*Rafael: I see. Friends, I want you to meet Nero. Say hi Nero.
*Nero: *tired* Hello.
*Red: He looks tired.
*Stella: Maybe he's about to take a nap.
*Nero: No no. I'm just awake. Still not leaning to take the groove like having to catch a log boat on the trip.
*Rafael: Oh Nero. I know you like to play with me.
*Nero: *sign* Aw. It's just one of those days.
*Rafael: Come on Nero. Get your groove on. We got people here, coming to introduce to you.
*Nero: Nero. Nero is my name and I'm a parrot. Always bored on a hot day.
*Bomb: You always seem to be that bored.
*Nico: Forget being bored. We want you to get hyped and say *cheers* YEAH! And not being droopy by saying *act bored* Teah........
*Hal: That's like drooling for another apple slice.
*Pedro: You got the swagger in you, like a rapper!
*Nero: Will you mind shutting yourselves?!
*Rafael: Guys, come on. You know, Nero doesn't like to be annoyed when it comes to noises and sounds.
*Nero: Get these guys out of the way. I'm trying to relax.
*Nico: Bro, we're not trying to make fun of you. We were trying to cheer you up.
*Pedro: It's not like you're still on depression mode or something.
*Rafael: Guys, let's go. Nero is not being himself right now.
*Nero: Move on.
*Nico: Oh well. We are just walking off and giving you some privacy.
*Pedro: Minding our own businesses in here. *whistle while he follow the group*
*Nero: Such a bunch of bom-boms.
*Parrot #1: Nero, are these guys trying to flap you out?
*Nero: They're not being themselves, huh?
*Parrot #2: You never met them before.
*Nero: Of course not. Will you leave?
*Parrot #3: Alright. We respect you and give you some privacy.
*Nero: Aye yai yai. When will I get some time off from these people birds? *sign* I'm not a people bird person.
*Rafael: Friends, I also want to introduce you to Wilson.
*Wilson: Yo, what's up! Wilson is my name and flying is my game! *make a sound*
*Pedro: Hey, he got the same sound as me!
*Wilson: Lucky you. You have shown to show up in the right place.
*Red: We are in the right place. It's not like we're in the same paradise with a sponge and a pineapple to feed on.
*Hal: Are you a toucan like Rafael?
*Rafael: *giggles* Good one Hal. You know, all birds have the same nose and not all of them share the same resemblances to one another.
*Wilson: I'm a black yellow bird and all the other birds like me share the same appearance.
*Blu: You look almost like a puffin if a puffin had a appearance similar to yours.
*Wilson: I see dude. Also, I like to play some air guitar like playing Guitar Hero on a human's console.
*Tiago: You just have to rock and roll with it, man.
*Wilson: *play air guitar* Dah dah dah! Dude a lot, kiddos!
*Rafael: You got it! Just like a amigo.
*Wilson: I am a amigo after all. You guys are on a roll as a pecan pinwheel.
*Bubbles: I love pecan pinwheels. My personal favorite as brownies.
*Wilson: Can't really beat a red velvet cake on a fancy restaurant.
*Hernando: *show up* Guys, you won't believe me!
*Rafael: Oh Hernando. What do you want?
*Hernando: I made a tree out of pine cones! *see a pine cone tree as the tree collapses* Oh come on. I just built it in ten seconds. Now I have to restart it all over from scratch and glue.
*Rafael: First tries Hernando. You can't just rush art.
*Red: Who is this guy?
*Rafael: Oh. This is Hernando. You know the kind of bird that wimps around and warn us nervously about something big is gonna happen.
*Wilson: Like the plane crash in the sky? That was crazy.
*Hernando: We're free birds now! We're always safe in here without being caught by poachers and smugglers.
*Matilda: You just have to chill out. That's what everyone is gonna tell you to do in life to keep it cool.
*Bat: *in his tent* Just like me. For example, I hated the sun. *see the Sun* Aw, stupid sun. *hide in the tent* You made me burn my head for a sunburn. That's it. I'm done walking out for the day.
*Jay: Eh, he's just alright. It's not like he's gonna tell something cool like that one bat that doesn't get along with the sun.
*Jim: All bats dislike the sun as they don't wake up in the day time.
*Jake: They wake up at night like most rodents.
*Rafael: And friends, say hello to the most beautiful bird in the whole world. Rhea!
*Rhea: *sing* Laaaaaa! Can you see I'm singing!
*Rafael: Bravo Rhea! You are one fabulous top singer in all the bird village. Girl, you should have call for a audition for our own carnival show before switching to a talent show in the Amazon.
*Rhea: Aw. Did I miss the show or something? Didn't you guys shifted to a show in the biggest jungle in the world?
*Nico: It was the Amazon.
*Pedro: Biggest rainforest and jungle in all of Brazil.
*Blu: That Rhea is a Rhea bird. Does she have a official name or something?
*Rhea: Oh. You can call me Rhea like the bird. Some of my friends and family call me April.
*Jewel: April. That's a cool name, like the fourth month of the year.
*Rhea: That's where Spring start to roam.
*Blu: Spring break is like one of the most craziest seasons of the month. People partying, getting funky and throwing up in all over the places.
*Stella: Summer is even worse. Same as Spring and Winter.
*Wilson: Winter isn't that bad.
*Hernando: Neither is fall!
*Rhea: You guys are the smartest birds in the jungle. I know you all got this and all in this together. Is there a problem you're all dealing with right now?
*Red: Well yeah. I can tell right away. We had a long day of fighting pigs in the island until a wormhole suck us all in to another world and met these fanny guys. We started getting along as we travel all over the continent in a place like Brazil.
*Rhea: What is the real problem here? Not like you're having some good fun despite a rough time?
*Red: I just mention the pigs. My arch-nemesis! They were stealing my eggs until I stop them from stealing the eggs. During the fall, some peacock stole the eggs and ruin it for all. I don't know what to do, but to find the eggs and get them back from that nasty peacock.
*Rhea: Aw. That stinks. Cheer up. I know you'll get the eggs back from that nasty peacock we don't know about.
*Chuck: When we return home, we'll fight back the peacock and get the eggs back before we return home.
*Red: I see. I get you. We just needed to take a little walk around the jungle.
*Rhea: Just take your walk and come back any time you like.
*Red: We'll make it back in time to hang out.
*Blu: We're taking another walk? But we just got here.
*Red: It's okay Blu. We'll get back to the village once the walk is done.
*Rafael: That's very understandable for what you guys said.
*Jewel: I'm loving the village so far. I hope there's more to explore in the jungle while we're at it.
*Hal: Come on now folks. Let's take this walk nice and steady.
*Wilson: Good luck dudes. Hope you stay as a group and don't fall out.
*Hernando: No one is gonna get left behind, am I right?
*Nero: At your service.
*Rhea: Bye. Have fun. Don't get too close to the birds you don't know.
*Rafael: Like strangers we don't know. We got it.
*Blu: Guys, let's take a moment of silence with a nice walk around the jungle.
*Red: I don't know how to let it go, but we'll have a little silence walk before we go back to the village and leave Rio to head back to the Amazon.
*Nico: We still got plenty of time to chill after all.
*Pedro: As we still got swag in our hearts, let's roll.
*Bubbles: Right on your side.
*Rhea: Save some fruit for us on the way back.
*Red: We'll promise to find some fruit during the walk.
*Wilson: Make it cool.
*Red: Until then, see you guys later. I'll be on your spot once we get back from walking.
*Wilson: As long you are me. Dude a lot!
*Red: *chuckles* You're so funny. Back to the flock. *he and his flock walk in the jungle*
*Hernando: They're gonna get along, are they?
*Rhea: They needed some time-off. They lost something and need to cheer up with a little walk.
*Wilson: Very enthralling I see.
(Back with King Pig and Nigel's group, the fortress is finally assembled and complete as the marmosets are feeling tired after working hard on building the fortress for days with King Pig laughing on how well his fortress looks)
*King Pig: This is it boys. The perfect fortress is assembled.
*Mauro: Thank bananas, I'm finally done. I mean, we're finally done building your stupid castle!
*King Pig: You wouldn't mind calling a fortress, a castle like calling a dungeon, a prison, do you?
*Foreman Pig: *conscious* Would he mind?
*Nigel: Well done, Mauro. I hope you have learned your lesson after failing to kill Blu and Jewel at the market and taking a picture of me naked after the fall.
*Mauro: Did you like fall off a cliff or something while killing the macaws?
*Nigel: No. It was a plane crash. I almost got cut by one of the whirls which stopped me from flying for years!
*Gabi: How long you haven't been flying for?
*Nigel: I just said it. And I don't wanna talk about it again.
*Chef Pig: Man. You really outnumbered yourself from those macaws.
*Nigel: I ruined myself. The pretty birds ruined it for me and replaced me after my failure in show.
*Mauro: What a shame. You should also be a shame of yourself for causing trouble among birds for years, just for jealously to get yourself popular as the blue macaws.
*Nigel: You still got a problem with cockatoo superstars?
*Mauro: Excuse me?
*Gabi: What did you say?
*Mauro: You said what you said.
*Nigel: Are you taking back what we just said?!
*King Pig: Oh, shame on you, monkey. You should be ashamed of yourself after mistreating your boss after all these years of planning to fight back the enemies.
*Mauro: You just told me to build your fortress like you want it.
*King Pig: Yes! But learn how to respect our manners, or else!
*Mauro: I never want to work with your dirty mouth ever again.
*King Pig: Oh, leave us alone or your bananas is getting thrown off the monkey box!
*Mauro: Nah! *blow a raspberry at his bosses* In your faces!
*King Pig: How dare you mock us! Pigs, arrest that monkey!
*Minion Pig #1: You're in trouble!
*Minion Pig #2: Uh oh, busted on the job.
*Mauro: What did I do wrong?
*King Pig: What did you do wrong? You turn your backs against us and want to own back the jungle, all because you build a new home for us in your jungle? You think, we don't like the fortress or your silliness there.
*Mauro: I don't know what I said on the resume.
*Nigel: Don't lie to your bosses.
*Gabi: The last time I met a monkey like you, he was a cheater to another dart frog!
*Mauro: Neither is meeting a marmoset on another jungle. You still got a problem with monkeys, huh?
*Foreman Pig: Oh, now you're going to fall into some punishment, here. Jerk!
*Chef Pig: Men and boys, cut this bad monkey up!
*Mauro: *see the pigs holding their chop knives* Oh bananas. Here we go again. *run off and dodge the pigs chopping him*
*King Pig: Grrrrr! He's getting away!
*Gabi: What do we do?!
*Nigel: I know my job to catch him as I always follow the rules! *fly to chase Mauro*
*Mauro: *see Nigel chasing him* Ah! Not the cockatoo. *jump through boxes and rocks*
*Nigel: Oh, you get back here you little rascal naughty ape! You're not done with your errands yet!
*King Pig: Try to catch him as much as you can!
*Gabi: Let the fierce one catch him first.
*Mauro: *dodge the pigs catching him on a net and go through the jungle* Boys, if I die, forgive me!
*Nigel: Hey! You can't leave your own pack behind! *continue chasing Mauro* Get back here!
*King Pig: And of course, it take time to capture a running animal.
*Mauro: *run from Nigel as he hide through the bushes* Take it easy. No rush.
*Nigel: *look everywhere for Mauro* Mauro! You can't be hiding in here! You still got some punishment time to catch up! Don't play hide and seek on me.
*Mauro: He's never going to find me.
*Nigel: If you don't show up this instance. Then... Um... *resign* Ugh! I had lost my patience* *fly off* I will still find you and hurt you!
*Mauro: Yes! That cockatoo is gone. I need to find some birds to warn about the pigs' conquest. *head off the bush*
*King Pig: *see Nigel* What's the matter Nigel? Did you manage to catch the monkey?
*Nigel: We failed. I failed. He got away this time.
*King Pig: How could we run off like this after building our new home to set up a betrayal? Now we have to go find him and lock him up in the monkey box.
*Gabi: When I shoot him, he better feel the poison to get sick like the flu!
*Foreman Pig: He better apologize for treating us like trash.
*Chef Pig: Not big surprise. Not even a single kiss on a chef's bad recipe.
*King Pig: Men. Of all minions, we need to go and track that monkey. I got some punishment lessons to deal with after I find the bad boy in person.
*Nigel: His head will be on display in my new throne room if the marmosets build me one for me.
*Gabi: I heard, they never build a throne room for you.
*Nigel: What a dummy. I guess his lesson will never be learned in the light of day until he take flying lessons.
*King Pig: Come on you guys. Let's go find that monkey and defeat him.
*Nigel: *land on King Pig's crown* Sure. When we get our hands on that monkey, he will learn how to not escape on the job.
*Foreman Pig: Marmosets, stay here! The rest of us, let's go.
*Marmoset #1: Oh, come on.
*Marmoset #2: Mauro got a pretty lesson on stealing items better than your faces.
*Marmoset #3: You'll never find our leader around the jungle since he's always fast as an cheetah.
*Foreman Pig: I don't mean it. Learn to mind your own business! Mind you!
*Chef Pig: Let's keep on walking.
*King Pig: Make sure you follow the footprints the monkey have stepped on. Go.
*Nigel: *fly while the pigs and Gabi follow him* The poor monkey isn't leaving this time. He's always caught in situations like this. When we show up, he'll be sorry for! *laugh*
(Back with Red and Blu's flock, the birds are taking a walk around the jungle while looking for fruits to find and catch for their friends back at the bird village)
*Red: What are we even looking for? Coconuts?
*Blu: Just exploring. We haven't explore the jungles of Rio for months.
*Jewel: Still getting that wildlife spirit on. Woo hoo!
*Red: Oh great. Here we go again with this wildlife fad.
*Chuck: Aren't we wild birds as well.
*Bomb: We live in the wild like the ducks. At least, they live in ponds and migrate to one location to another.
*Red: Just your typical scenario of a single wild bird. Just saying.
*Matilda: Oh my, check out those grapes.
*Bubbles: *he and everyone look at the grapes* Wow, they look green.
*Hal: I thought they are purple.
*Stella: Every grape is suppose to look like this. Even for a newly born apple in which its appearance is green.
*Tiago: Are pears' green?
*Stella: They are always green. So is a green watermelon.
*Carla: How is a watermelon's green when the skin is mostly green with black stripes?
*Stella: Some watermelons have rare colors on the inside. Some are green and yellow and taste healthier than the original one which its color is red.
*Bia: That's so cool. I always wanted to try a different watermelon flavor.
*Jay: Do they have sugar in it?
*Nico: Huh? No.
*Pedro: Same with a banana.
*Rafael: Fruits don't have sugar. How many times I have to call out birds for saying things that fruits have sugar in it. You don't grow sugar! The plants does!
*Jim: What about a sunflower?
*Blu: What? Come on. You don't eat sunflowers.
*Jake: I thought birds and humans eat seeds.
*Jewel: Bird seeds. Regular seeds. Anything. Same with nuts.
*Blu: I'll have some raisins as well with some cookies.
*Jewel: Raisin cookies! You know they exist.
*Blu: Right. There are chocolate chip cookies, sugar cookies, M&M's cookies, vegan cookies, peanut cookies and fully chocolate cookies.
*Jewel: A chocolate chunk cookie you mean? Or whatever it's called.
*Blu: Maybe a dark chocolate cookie. Who knows. People be calling a chocolate cookie for a brownie cookie.
*Hal: Who still eat brownies?
*Blu. I do. With my chocolate chip cookies and hot chocolate.
*Jewel: You know what you're really addict to, Blu.
*Blu: I'm always into cheese and sweets. *laugh with his friends*
*Bubbles: I eat candies too.
*Rafael: What a character Blu.
*Blu: I'm also a good actor after all.
*Hal: Friends of all friends. I really love you guys so much.
*Blu: So does you. *wink eye*
(Meanwhile, Mauro is running from the pigs while trying to hide through the bushes with many birds flying off from the bushes while trying to find a good spot to hide)
*Mauro: Not this. Not that. Come on. I need to find a good spot to hide in. *found a bush* Ah ha! *hide on a bush while a snake try to bite him* Yao! *run off the bush* Not a good hiding spot!
*King Pig: *voice* I know you're in there, Mauro!
*Nigel: *voice* Keep looking! The monkey isn't going that easy on us!
*Gabi: *voice* Nigel, the monkey went this way!
*Mauro: Oh no. They found me. I gotta hide, I gotta hide. I'll make a sweet escape for to warn some birds on the go! *run off*
(Back with Red and Blu's flock, the gang is chilling while laughing at some jokes while being addicted prior to Mauro's arrival)
*Red: And they say, frozen dinners are not good for you.
*Blu: I know, the categories are very bad.
*Jewel: Very bad as eating a lot of sugar.
*Hal: Can't really beat your weight for nothing.
*Bubbles: Gotta slow down some sugar and salt there for your health. *hear some trees shaking* Um, guys. Are you hearing what I'm hearing?
*Red: Who goes there?
*Chuck: I don't know. Whatever Bubbles is saying, we could encounter some stranger on the way.
*Rafael: A stranger? How could it be?
*Blu: I don't know strangers. People we don't know. They could be friendly or not.
*Jewel: You don't expect a stranger to be a bad person, do you?
*Red: Just like the other time when you call us threats when arriving at the Amazon.
*Blu: Well, we didn't say that as part of the crash in our new home.
*Mauro: *show up* Whoa! Are you seeing what I'm seeing?!
*Blu: *he and everyone are shocked by Mauro's appearance by screaming* What the what?
*Red: Is that a monkey?
*Rafael: You, there.
*Mauro: Are you pointing out to me or I'm in the wrong direction? *Jewel choke him by the ground* Hey.
*Jewel: It's you again. What are you trying to do?
*Mauro: Lady, I am choking... not breathing.
*Jewel: Oh, is there something you wanna tell about like secretly working for Nigel?
*Mauro: I can't talk when... choking!
*Jewel: I'm sorry. Didn't you say something?
*Mauro: I... mean... it!
*Jewel: My bad. Still a bad boy. *stop choking Mauro*
*Red: Do you know this guy?
*Blu: I can't believe it's him. He's the same monkey that worked with Nigel while trying to sneak on us and cause a fight inside of the club.
*Pedro: It's the little King Kong guy again.
*Nico: What does he want from us this time? You know, we still don't trust him after stealing serious items from humans and birds in the past.
*Chuck: What's the guy's name?
*Bomb: I don't know. We never met him before.
*Jewel: What kind of monkey are you?
*Mauro: A marmoset. If you know me or don't know who I am, the name's Mauro.
*Red: Okay Mauro. Now talk. My new friends have heard a lot about you. What are you doing and what you want from us?
*Mauro: Uh...
*Blu: Tell us.
*Mauro: Okay, okay. Let's keep it cool. I'll tell right away.
*Pedro: *whisper to Nico* I still don't trust him.
*Nico: *whisper to Pedro* Me neither.
TO BE CONTINUED
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