Red Flanders vs. Christianity

6th episode of The Sampsons
==Transcript==
(Red Flanders is sniffing the air of hell)
Red Flanders: MMMMMM smells like my mom’s cock casserole
(Jesus pops out of fucking nowhere)
Jesus: Hey there matey, can you stop sniffing the ground? It’s making my bread melt
Red Flanders: BRUHSKI I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY BREAD ALWAYS MELTS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL
Jesus: what’s your hecking problem
Red Flanders: do u like ever fucking swear, bitchass saint?
(meanwhile)
Humer: Oh boy it’s time to play bartball… indoors
Bert: my favorite sport because I made it hahahahaa
(an anvil falls on Humer and blood splatters all over)
Bert: bert is now vampire (he sniffs a load of the blood and gets real high) you ever wonder why the sky is an asscheek because i dont and why does my mom smell like tomatoes i have bigger tomatoes than her and my dad is a fatass who eats too many dildos and he is a simp wait arent we all simps aaaaaaaaaa
(merge stomps on bert and he hecking dies)
Merge: DATS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY PIE THIS MORNING BITCHASS
(merge eats herself and also dies because plot and they all end up in hell)
Red Flanders: mwahahahah this was totally my evil plan and not completely uncalled for
Bert: you’re a bitch. you aren’t yellow
Red Flanders: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME YOU SIMP! (he crushes bert with an apple pie)
Huge Neutron: PIE? DID SOMEBODY SAY PIE?
Merge: i’d like some pie- (gets punched)
Huge: only I like pie! More pie please! (red flanders throws a cherry pie at his face) wait is there a bomb in this pie?
Red flanders: i used to live in north korea so maybe
(BOOM SHAKALAKA)
Duck: quack
Huge: aaaaaaaa i love ducks so i must take them and eat them until my intestines give out
Duck: fack
(the duck gets eat)
Huge: MMMMMMMMM yum duck
Red flanders: you are a sin so i must kill you… wait fuck
Huge: i’m invincible you bitches i can eat duck all day
Jesus: not if i have anything to say about it
Huge: o shit wait wut
(Jesus sends Huge to the sampsons house)
Huge: i bet they don’t have pie (opens fridge using feet) PIE PIE PIEPIEIEPEPIEIEPEIEPIE
Jesus: o jesus christ i forgot they had pie (shoots huge with a gun)
Huge’s ghost: i’ll see you in hell
Humer: what the fuck just happened why is the dad from jimmy neutron here
Writers team: we ran out of paper so the script had to come out in the toilet
Humer: do you have toilet paper
Writers team: no bitch we ate the last of it for dinner it tastes great with donuts
Humer: AAAAAAAA (bitch slaps the writers team)
Writers team: fuck you we will make episode worse
(a literal pile of shit falls on humer)
Humer: this isnt the last of me
(a jojo body pillow falls on top of the shit)
Humer: i dont like the way this is tickling my belly button
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