Miss USA

Uma Stacy Addams (born September 11, 2001), better known by her ring name Miss USA is an American patriot, Christian, actress media personality, philanthropist, model, civil rights activist, rancher, terrorist and professional wrestler currently signed to Waifu Wrestling Alliance.
== Early Life ==
Uma Stacy Addams was born on September 11, 2001 in Victoria, Texas to country recording star M'Lynn-Lynne Dubois-Addams and oil tycoon "Cowboy" James Henry Addams. 
== Professional Wrestling Career ==
=== Debut and Early Career ===
Addams debuted under the name Miss USA at WaifuMania XXXVI appearing in her signature American Flag bikini and Daisy Dukes amidst a constant barrage of fireworks which seemingly follows her wherever she goes. On the same show Addams expressed her support for the United States Military and United States Law Enforcement by claiming that the fireworks are in tribute to them. Addams also conveyed her love for American based breweries by citing Budweiser, Samuel Adams and Pabst Blue Ribbon as her favorite drinks as they "TASTE[S] LIKE FREEDOM AND AMERICA." Addams faced criticism on the same show when she revealed that she would regularly shoots "INTO THE RIO GRANDE JUST IN CASE SOME SNEAKY IMMIGRANTS TRY TO COME INTO THE COUNTRY ILLEGALY!!!!" and claiming that her "BACK DOOR IS EXIT ONLY YA'LL!" 
Once establishing her presence in the company, Addams introduced her long-time best friend and sidekick, Liberty Belle who debuted brandishing a rifle amidst Miss USA's constant fireworks show. Addams then went into the crowd to celebrate by firing a handgun and holding a 12oz Coca-Cola bottle. Fireworks then emerged from the bottle of Coca-Cola to the delight of the audience. 
In one of her most heartfelt segments, Addams visited Ground Zero and lit 2,996 candles to honor the 2,996 that were lost in the September 11 attacks. She then used a submachine gun to shoot at passing aircraft "JUST IN CASE THEY GOT HIJACKED." 
=== Feud with Hailey Britannia ===
For a while Addams would continue to spread her love for America and American culture playing solely to the crowd until she was confronted by British professional wrestler Hailey Britannia. Britannia hurled insults at Addams making reference to Addams' lack of available government funded healthcare should Addams be injured in a match between the two. Britannia would continue her barrage of insults by referring to both Addams and Belle using the derogatory term "AMERISHART" and inquiring as to the whereabouts of their "BLACK BOYFRIENDS." Addams responded marking her first response to Britannia by claiming that "[THEY] DON'T HAVE BLACK BOYFRIENDS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY RUNNING YOUR COUNTRY" presumably referring to England. Addams then added "FYI WE DO SAY THAT WORD HERE!" as to what word she was referring to remains unknown and is a matter of great debate and controversy amongst fans. 
Addams further echoed her disdain for Britannia and her countrymen through a segment aimed at The Queen wherein she implied that the only royal company that The Queen kept was Burger King (a reference to the popular fast food chain's mascot and The Queen's voluptuous body type). During the segment Addams would also make reference to anti-royalist sentiments by bringing up the year 1776, the year in which The United States of America claimed Independence. 
Britannia advanced the feud with comments alluding to the January 6 Riots and the high rate of school shootings in America. To this, Addams would respond with the conspiracy theory that the high rate of school violence was to be attributed to "BRITISH POISON" intimating that England is a jihadist state responsible of influencing young and vulnerable Americans. Addams further added that the British Isle has been in disorder since 1776 and continues to deteriorate due to their high Indian population. 
After the fiery back and forth, Britannia challenged Addams to a stipulation match wherein the loser would be inseminated with the semen of an unknown ethnic male. Addams agreed to the stipulation and the two would remain apart before the match.
==== The Fall of London and Terrorism Charges ====
On an episode of WWA, Addams, along with her perpetual fireworks show, revealed that she had travelled to London, England and was seen carrying two pistols in front of the River Thames and the Palace of Westminster. Addams, who was already carrying two pistols, brought attention to Elizabeth Tower before bringing out a rifle and a camera. She then stated "LET ME JUST TAKE A QUICK PICTURE OF IT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL SEE IT AGAIN." before quoting the opening lines of the nursery rhyme based on the Gunpowder Treason Plot. Explosions and crackling fire could be heard which were distinct from Addams' usual fireworks before the camera panned to reveal that multiple explosives had been set off in and around London. Addams brought attention to the escalating inferno and mockingly stated "OH DEAR. I REALLY HOPE IT DOESN'T SPREAD TO ELIZABETH TOWER." seconds before Elizabeth Tower would explode. Addams would then pose for a photo in front of a crumbling Elizabeth Tower with Liberty Belle before saying "OH NO. OH NO. OH DEAR . . . WELP. BYE BYE BIG BEN. NO MORE. BYE BYE." During the attack, Addams also filmed the River Thames which somehow, had also caught on fire.
During the chaos and the flames Addams revealed that she had brought a fiddle with her and started playing it amidst the flames. Addams also expressed joy in "BREATHING IN THE ASHES OF [HER] FALLEN ENEMIS AND THEIR KIN" before playing "Living in America" by James Brown. Addams also proceeded to play "BAWITDABA" by Kid Rock. 
In retaliation Hailey Britannia, who was in a state of both shock and denial, would claim that the actions perpetrated by both Addams and Belle were fabricated and false. Britannia would then seek retribution by visiting a branch of the American fast-food chain McDonald's. The segment would follow Britannia inside the restaurant who inquired with the audience as to who they thought would win in the upcoming match and intimating that Addams was a woman of ill repute. Britannia was then met by an uncredited local who confronted her in what many have stated to be a racially and politically charged altercation. 
In the aftermath Addams and Belle were charged with multiple counts of foreign terrorism and Britannia was asked to leave the restaurant. 
==== Dottie Jones and the Black Lodge ====
After the events of London the "Loser Gets Inseminated match" was held in the WWA Arena with a noticeably erratic and confused Miss USA. Fans in the arena were also quick to point that Addams' hair was a different shade from her usual blonde and was conspicuously not wearing her signature Daisy Dukes. 
Even before the match, Addams exhibited strange behavior as she was heard yelling "HEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOHOHOHO" without rhyme or reason repeatedly all through the backstage area. She was assessed by long time WWA head physician Dr. Scott Akula who deemed her to be cleared to compete. During her entrance, Addams held on to a steaming mug of what appeared to be coffee from where she would sip and subsequently spit out the near boiling liquid. 
The in ring match itself left a lot to be desired as it was what many fans referred to as a glorified squash match with Britannia coming out on top. Upon her defeat Addams was inseminated and placed into a hyperbolic time chamber which was conveniently placed at ringside. Addams would emerge two minutes later from the chamber and it was revealed that she had carried the twins to full term and were now older children. 
It wasn't long after the match when a segment featuring Addams played in the arena wherein she revealed that she had actually been at the Black Lodge after the events of London and the individual that lost to Hailey Britannia was actually Dottie Jones, Addams' tulpa. Though practically carbon copies aside from very minor aspects Dottie Jones was deemed to be Miss USA in many ways but also not Miss USA in an equal amount of ways. The ending of the match manifested various moral, ethical and philosophical dilemmas ultimately leaving the custodial status of the children up in the air. 
While the details of what to do with the children were being assessed, they were made wards of WWA and as such were temporarily homed with company CCO Pauline Levesque and her husband, then Co-CEO Stephen McMahon. 
=== First Defeat and Return to the Black Lodge ===
After Addams' revelations regarding her true whereabouts and the true identity of Dottie Jones, Addams was seeded in the first WWA World Championship Tournament where she was matched up with British professional wrestler Curry Girl who is coincidentally Hailey Britannia's sister-in-law. After a gruelling near 43 minute match, Addams lost to Curry Girl via K.O. sending Addams into a downward spiral both mentally and physically. 
In a follow up segment, Addams along with Liberty Belle would appear, notably without their signature fireworks display, and address Miss USA's loss to Curry Girl who she referred to as a "TERRORIST." Addams then asked for the WWA Universe's support in the form of monetary donations to a Go Fund Me page she had set up. She also stated that she was in need of "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS" and made a plea to "BABY JESUS" to "PUNISH [HER] ENEMIES." The segment is notable for its sombre tone uncharacteristic of Addams, though it should be noted that she was still shouting. 
Addams' deteriorating state was the impetus for her decision to return to Twin Peaks, Washington (where she resided) to take and indefinite hiatus from in ring competition, She would also film pre-taped segments which were played on WWA television mostly addressing the audience and her fans which she had started to refer to as "MISS USA NATION" or "MUSA NAYSH". 
=== Miss USA: The Return ===
After her hiatus, Addams spoke with ace reporter Anita Mann to give an update on her successful Go Fund Me campaign and her status as a competitor. In the interview Addams conveyed her love for former United States President George W. Bush and her overwhelming support for the War on Terror. 
During her stay at the Black Lodge Addams would be reminded of the existence of Dottie Jones' children at which point Addams would reiterate that the children were in fact Jones' and not hers. In this segment Addams also gave an update on her return claiming that she was "ALMOST DONE RECHARGING [HER] AMERICAN SPIRIT IN THE BLACK LODGE." This segment was notable it as it marked the point in which notable of the WWA universe would voice their theory that Miss USA is not as she seems, citing this segment and her past actions such as burning down London and shooting immigrants as evidence of Addams being a dark doppelganger, a claim that Addams continues to contest to this day. 
Addams made a follow up video wherein she defended her actions claiming that she was justified in doing them as "IT'S WHAT [HER] FOREFATHERS WOULD'VE WANTED." This is also when Miss USA debuted a remixed version of "American Woman" by Muddy Magnolias as her official entrance music. 
=== The 2 Out of 3 Falls Match Against Hailey Britannia ===
Miss USA officially returned to the WWA in the long awaited match against Hailey Britannia. The match has been cited as one of the best matches in WWA history and was rated five stars by professional wrestling journalist Davina Meltzer of the Waifu Observer Newsletter. 
In the aftermath of the match a beaten and broken Miss USA took the microphone and made a speech while laying down on the mat: 
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS? I DIDN’T JUST THINK I WAS GOING TO WIN; I KNEW I WAS GOING TO WIN. I WAS GOING TO WIN BECAUSE I WAS FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, BABY JESUS AND AMERICA." 
BUT I DIDN’T. THAT SNEAKY SLAG ROLLED ME UP LIKE A COWARD. AND I LOST.
BUT I DON’T BLAME HER. SHE SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND SHE TOOK IT. AND I RESPECT THAT. NO. I APPLAUD THAT. BECAUSE HERE IN AMERICA, WE REWARD THOSE WHO MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT THEY’RE GIVEN. THIS IS THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY AND BY LORD GOD ABOVE, HAILEY BRITTANIA YOU TOOK THAT OPPURTUNITY AND MADE YOURSELF FAMOUS.
AND I SIT HERE AS A LOSER. A FAILURE. AND NOW I HAVE TWO MORE MOUTHS TO FEED ALONG WITH MY BFF LIBERTY BELLE AND THAT IDIOT DOTTIE JONES. NOW DOES THAT MAKE MY LIFE MORE CHALLENGING? HELL YEAH. DOES THE FACT THAT DOTTIE’S CHILDREN HAVE A NON-EXISTENT FATHER UNTIL THEY BECOME COLLEGE ATHLETES WITH A GUARANTEED CONTRACT WITH NIKE OR ADIDAS SET ME BACK? YES IT DOES. JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I FAILED.
LOSER. FAILURE. 
BUT LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW. AMERICA WAS BORN OUT OF FAILURE. WE STUMBLE. WE FALL. WE FACE HURDLES AND OBSTACLES. WE CRY. WE BLEED. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT OUR FOREFATHERS HAD TO GO THROUGH. LOOK AT HOW MUCH WE’VE LOST IN THE MIDDLE EAST. NAM. KOREA. OUR OWN STREETS."
BUT IN THE END I CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT EVEN IF WE FAIL. EVEN IF WE LOSE. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES LIFE GETS US DOWN. NO MATTER WHAT; WE WILL COME BACK. WE WILL ENDURE. WE WILL CONQUER.
AMERICA WAS BUILT ON FAILURE AND ENDURANCE. THE GUTS TO TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND NEVER TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER. THAT IS AMERICA. THAT IS THE AMERICAN SPIRIT. AND EONS FROM NOW OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY MAY BE ERODED TO DUST OR EVEN SUNK UNDER A DELUGE BUT REST ASSURED THAT THE AMERICAN SPIRIT WILL LIVE ON. COME RAIN OR SHINE OUR EMPIRE WILL LAST AND SO LONG AS GOD SMILES DOWN UPON THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE THEN YOU BEST BE SURE THAT MISS USA WILL BE HERE, STUMBLING, FALLING BUT ALWAYS FIGHTING!"
After the speech Addams would stand up and limp towards her new wards taking them with her as she left the arena. As of today Addams is the primary caregiver to both children as they reside at Addams' ranch in Twin Peaks, Washington along with their biological mother Dottie Jones.
=== The Special Relationship, NATO and Recent Activities ===
After her defeat at the hands of Hailey Britannia the two expressed their respect for each other despite their differences in ideals and beliefs. The two would team up in a controversial Elimination Tornado Tag-Team match against Gun Girl & Skelly Skelly (Gun Army); Strapz & Kuro Noire (Gothfus); and Winter Girl & Black Winter Girl (Hidden Winter Village Clan). The match is notable for the notoriously ineffective and incompetent refereeing by veteran referee Juan Rodriguez who both women blamed for their early eliminations from the match. 
Addams and Britannia would further cement their alliance by announcing a special relationship between the two and subsequently registered their team as the North Atlantic Titty Organization (NATO). 
In an episode of Britannia's talk show "Taking the Piss with Hailey" (a Piper's Pit style interview segment) Addams would make a surprise appearance to bring up her grievances with veteran referee Juan Rodriguez. During the appearance Addams went on an expletive filled rant against Rodriguez and his family. Addams then claimed that Rodriguez and his family had arrived in the United States illegally and that she had contacted the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement to update the agency on Rodriguez' citizenship status. Whether or not the claims are founded in truth remains to be seen as Rodriguez remains as an employee of WWA. 
== In-Ring ==
* Entrance Themes
**American Woman by Muddy Magnolias (Miss A)
**Living in America by James Brown (Agent Addams)
*Finishing Moves
** Pax Americana (Gorilla Press into a Powerslam) used as her main finishing manoeuvre
** Texas Tea (Texas Cloverleaf) used as her finishing submission
* Signature Moves
** Shooting Stars and Stripes (Shooting Star Press)
** Independence Day (Angle Slam)
=== Professional Wrestling Style ===
Miss USA's wrestling style is heavily influenced by her background in folkstyle and freestyle wrestling. She is known for her aggressive but controlled fighting style relying on technique, power and natural athleticism. Addams' style is also notable for her frequent use of catch-as-catch-can wrestling holds and transitions along with her use of multiple suplex variations. Many people have compared her wrestling style to American Olympic Gold Medallist and professional wrestler Kurt Angle.
== Personal Life ==
Addams is a devout Christian which is evident by her multiple references to her love for God and the Baby Jesus throughout her segments. 
She is also an avid hunter and has various hunting cabins located around the continental United States citing deer to be her favorite game to track and hunt. 
As seen in her constant handling of firearms and explosives, Addams is a big proponent of the use of guns but has also advocated for gun control asking her local legislators and politician to better restrict the sale of guns and artillery by disallowing sales to non-Christian people and people born outside of the United States of America regardless of their citizenship status. Addams has also spoken to the senate regarding the disqualification of said people from even owning or being able to touch a firearm unless they convert to Christianity and denounce their country of origin.
Addams is also very vocal of her hatred for forces that opposed America in the days of yore as she has stated her disgust and anger against Nazis and Communists.
Though Miss USA has made comments in support and admiration of famous conservative figures such as President George W. Bush, she is registered as an independent voter famously saying, "RIGHT? LEFT? HONEY, DIRECTIONS DON'T MATTER UNLESS IT'S FORWARD, AS IN LET'S MOVE FORWARD TO A GREATER AMERICA!!!"
Her favorite food is the taste of freedom but pineapple pizza and Texas brisket are a close second. She is also a big fan of diner cuisine most notably at the Double R Diner.
== Trivia ==
* Aside from sharing her birthday with Hailey Britannia, Addams' date of birth is also on the same date as the September 11 Terrorist Attacks.
* Addams' official time of birth coincides with the moment Flight 11 crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center (7:46:40am in Texas and 7:46:40am in New York).
* Addams' mother and country recording star M'Lynn-Lynne Dubois-Addams is the most prolific owner of Antebellum era homes in her hometown of Savannah, Georgia. 
* Addams' father "Cowboy" James Henry Addams got his nickname from a photo published by the Washington Post in 1984 that depicted a near naked Addams (who was wearing a cowboy hat) riding former Vice President Spiro Agnew (who was dressed as a bull) purported to have been taken at Bohemian Grove.
*Addams' wrestling gear is an homage to the cover of her mother's 1984 album "The Cornbread Ballads".
File:Post Waifus Collide Press Conference.png|Miss USA at the Post Waifus Collide Press Conference
File:Customized WWA World Tag Team Championship.png|Miss USA revealing her customized WWA World Tag Team Championship belt
File:Vogue 1.png|The March 2023 cover of Vogue featuring Miss USA
File:Vogue 2.png|Feature photo from the March 2023 Vogue Interview
File:WWA 100.png|Miss USA holding a special edition WWA World Tag Team Championship Belt made to celebrate WWA 100
File:The Cornbread Ballads discogs.png|M'Lynn-Lynne Dubois-Addams' 1984 Album "The Cornbread Ballads"
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File:Sydney Flight.png|Miss USA on her way to Australia
File:London 1.png|Miss USA playing the fiddle during the Fall of London
File:Black Lodge 1.png|Miss USA in the Black Lodge
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File:Vogue Variant.png|The March 2023 variant cover of Vogue featuring Miss USA which was only available in New York, Paris, London and Tokyo
File:Miss USA Match Graphics.png|Miss USA's match graphic