異国人形館殺人事件 (Ikoku Ningyoukan Satsujin Jiken)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
あ！っという間に怪事件 	a! tto iu ma ni kai jiken 	A mysterious incident suddenly took place,
また巻き込まれて 	mata makikomarete 	and of course I am now being dragged into it.
人形が動き　主を殺め 	ningyou ga ugoki aruji o ayame 	A puppet moved on its own, killed its puppeteer,
時計を早めた 	tokei o hayameta 	and set the clock ahead.
大難題！と唸って 	dainandai! to unatte 	Complaining about the enigma of this case,
へろへろもくじのくちばしついばみ 	herohero mo kuji no kuchibashi tsuibami 	I pout with a perplexed expression.
颯爽とお出まし失踪の婦人 	sassou to odemashi shissou no fujin 	A lady who made a dashing entrance just then is now nowhere to be found.
奇っ怪だハウダニット 	kikkai da haudanitto 	How strange! How did they do it?!
 	 	
暗い夜へ　暗い夜へ　栞を失くし 	kurai yoru e kurai yoru e shiori o nakushi 	Into the dark night, into the dark night, I'm losing my bookmarks.
荒い息　甘い息　銘々酩酊よ 	arai iki amai iki meimei meitei yo 	Breathing fast and sweetly, everybody is inebriated.
 	 	
瀬　世　施 	se se se 	In the shoal of this world, are you toying with me?
おちゃらか 	ocharaka 	Hurry up and get to work now!
酔　好い　宵 	yoi yoi yoi 	People are drunk in this lovely evening.
 	 	
謎解け幽霊→交霊→幽閉→除霊 	nazotoke yuurei → kourei → yuuhei → jorei 	To solve this puzzle, ghosts → séance → confinement → exorcism
探偵の脳細胞 	tantei no nousaibou 	are all going through this detective's brain cells.
開けちゃ『だめよ』　秘密『なのよ』 	akecha "dame yo" himitsu "na no yo" 	"Do not" open it. "It is" a secret.
お前に分かるかな？ 	omae ni wakaru kana? 	Do you understand?
機巧(からくり)　生来　天才　溺愛　DOLL EYE 	karakuri seirai tensai dekiai DOLL EYE 	A natural genius who only has eyes for his beloved dolls,
人形師も嗤(わら)いだす　『ケタケタ』 	ningyoushi mo waraidasu “ketaketa” 	even the puppeteer is beginning to sneer in a cackling voice.
「繰り糸　断ち切るの」 	"kuri ito tachikiru no" 	"I'm going to sever the strings."
その後は云わぬが花 	sonogo wa iwanu ga hana 	What happens next will be left to your imagination.
やっ 	ya 	Eek!
 	 	
「鈍感な娘に密室はまだ早いぜ」 	"donkan na musume ni misshitsu wa mada hayai ze"	"A locked room mystery is too difficult for a slow-witted girl."
ぱっと煙の如く消えた 	patto kemuri nogotoku kieta 	Saying so, he vanished into thin air like smoke.
犯人は物ノ怪？ 	hannin wa mononoke? 	Is the culprit a ghost?
誰なんだい！とおつむを抱えて 	dare nandai! to otsumu o kakaete 	"Who's there?!" Holding my head,
ぐるぐるどうにもこうにも皆目…… 	guruguru dounimo kounimo kaimoku…… 	I frantically run my eyes everywhere…
ライヘンバッハ　こんなのばっかって 	raihenbahha konna no bakka tte 	Reichenbach? But that can't be!
笑おう　阿　破　破！ 	waraou a ha ha! 	Let's laugh now. A-ha-ha!
「やれやれ……」 	"yareyare……" 	"Oh dear…"
 	 	
回答欄　快刀乱麻で暴けトリック 	kaitou ran kaitou ranma de abake torikku 	As for my answer, I'll cut to the chase with a trick.
怪盗さん　はい降参　散々泣き暮らせ 	kaitou-san hai kousan sanzan naki kurase 	Mr. Phantom Thief, surrender now, and spend the next few days in tears.
 	 	
瀬　世　施 	se se se 	In the shoal of this world, are you toying with me?
おちゃらか 	ocharaka 	Hurry up and get to work now!
酔　好い　宵 	yoi yoi yoi 	People are drunk in this lovely evening.
 	 	
カラカラ発条(ぜんまい)　そう埋葬　舞い添って 	karakara zenmai sou maisou mai sotte 	The rattling springs are dancing next to the funeral.
針屋 午後　お裁縫 	hariya gogo osaihou 	In the afternoon, a tailor is sewing.
触れちゃ『だめよ』洋服(ドレス)『なのよ』 	furecha “dame yo” doresu “na no yo” 	"Do not" touch them. "These are" very fancy dresses.
大人に見えるかな？ 	Otona ni mieru kana? 	Can the adults see them?
件(くだん)の女学生探偵鑑定 	kudan no jogakusei tantei kantei 	According to the expert opinion of this school girl detective,
天照すカフェテラス『開門！』 	amaterasu kafeterasu “kaimon!” 	the culprit went up to the shiny terrace of the cafe.
逃走経路　東海道で 	tousou keiro toukaidou de 	As they followed the escape route through the Tōkaidō road,
誰かさんが転んだ 	dareka-san ga koronda 	a certain someone seemed to have tripped.
いてっ 	ite 	Ouch!
 	 	
『さあさあ皆様お手を拝借』 	“saa saa minasama ote o haishaku” 	"Now, everyone, please lend me your applause."
 	 	
よいこらせっと　糸を巻く 	yoikorasetto ito o maku 	He now winds his strings satisfactorily.
(ゆーなゆーなみなまで云うな) 	(yuuna yuuna mina made iuna) 	(Say no more. Say no more. I have a clear picture in my head now.)
良い子等生徒　意図を撒く 	yoikora seito ito o maku 	The well-behaved students are making their intentions clear.
(ゆーなゆーなみなまで云うな) 	(yuuna yuuna mina made iuna) 	(Say no more. Say no more. I have a clear picture in my head now.)
兄嫁早々　いちぬけた 	aniyome sousou ichi nuketa 	The sister-in-law was the first one to quit the game a while ago.
(ゆーなゆーなみなまで云うな) 	(yuuna yuuna mina made iuna) 	(Say no more. Say no more. I have a clear picture in my head now.)
あらん限りのポー（ン）　偉いはクィーン 	arankagiri no poon erai wa kuiin 	There are many pawns, but the queen is the truly remarkable one.
 	 	
ミスリードの果て 	misuriido no hate 	At the end of the misled chase,
誰も彼もいないいないばあ 	daremo karemo inai inai baa 	he is not there; no one is.
 	 	
居ない　無い　婆 	inai nai ba 	Not there. The old maid cannot be found.
 	 	
鬼が啼(な)く　鬼雅楽(おにががく) 	oni ga naku onigagaku 	The ogres are howling ogreishly elegant music.
夕間暮(ゆうまぐ)れ抱擁何回も 	yuumagure houyou nankai mo 	Under the evening twilight, they embrace one another again and again.
帳(とばり)の霊　殯(もがり)の霊 	tobari no rei mogari no rei 	There are ghosts in the curtain, and ghosts from the funeral.
「また続きを読ませてね」 	"mata tsuzuki o yomasete ne" 	"Please let me read what happens next, okay?"
 	 	
謎解け幽霊→交霊→幽閉→除霊 	nazotoke yuurei → kourei → yuuhei → jorei 	To solve this puzzle, ghosts → séance → confinement → exorcism
探偵の脳細胞 	tantei no nousaibou 	are all going through this detective's brain cells.
先生『どこだ？』先生！『ここだ！』 	sensei "doko da?" sensei! "koko da!" 	Professor. "Where are you?" Professor! "I'm right here!"
お前に分かるかな？ 	omae ni wakaru kana? 	Do you understand?
こっち向いて先生　厭世　連載 	kocchi muite sensei ensei rensai 	Look this way, Professor. I'm so weary with this series.
暗号の読解法『回答！』 	angou no dokkaihou “kaitou!” 	What's the correct way to read the codes? "Answer!"
あれを『縦に』これを『横に』 	are o "tate ni" kore o "yoko ni" 	Read those "vertically" and these "horizontally".
「嗚呼すべては錯覚だったんだ！」 	"aa subete wa sakkaku datta nda!" 	"Ah, so everything has been an illusion!"
機巧(からくり)　生来　天才　溺愛　DOLL EYE 	karakuri seirai tensai dekiai DOLL EYE 	A natural genius who only has eyes for his beloved dolls,
人形師も嗤いだす『ケタケタ』 	ningyoushi mo waraidasu “ketaketa” 	even the puppeteer is beginning to sneer in a cackling voice.
「繰り糸　断ち切るの」 	"kuri ito tachikiru no" 	"I'm going to sever the strings."
その後は云わぬが花 	sonogo wa iwanu ga hana 	What happens next will be left to your imagination,
云わぬヶ花 	Iwanugahana 	at Iwanugahana.
 	 	
容疑者全員広間へ集め 	yougisha zen'in hiroma e atsume 	Having assembled all the suspects in the hall,
謎解きはもう仕舞 	nazotoki wa mou shimai 	I announce the conclusion of my investigation:
「犯人はあなたです」 	"hannin wa anata desu" 	"The culprit is you."
「そう、私が……」 	"sou, watashi ga……" 	"Correct, I…"
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*女学生探偵ロック (Jogakusei Tantei Rock) (album)
*妖艶和奏絵巻 feat. 初音ミク
==External links==
===Official===
*piapro - Karaoke
*piapro - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Nico Nico Pedia
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