Bo Jangles

Bo Jangles is a character who appears in: Magic Hunters, and Adongralo.
The obedient servant of the necromancer
==Appearance ==
A man of small stature that dresses quite raggedly. Jangles has a noticeable hunchback and a rugged face.
==Synopsis==
===Magic Hunters===
When approached by the party, he initially refuses to let them in, no matter how they try. Jamel was eventually able to convince him into letting them in, despite his master's wishes. He leads them through the maze, but does not proceed up the stairs they lead to, telling them that "this is as far as he goes", then leaves.
With the death of Del Wensley, Jangles was left to upkeep the castle himself, stopping any of the other villagers approaching, in case they were to get lost in the maze, or come into contact with the dozens of undead goliaths that Wensley's magic was still effecting
===Adongralo - Chapter 2: Castle of Chained Goliaths===
Bo Jangles was wearing nothing but his love heart underpants and a dressing gown when Elred Cockamamie-Jones broke into the castle through the front door. With a sip of his coffee from his mug, he explained, upon being prompted, that the Black Knight wasn't there anymore, since a group of adventurers had killed his old master, Del Wensley, forcing them all to flee in different directions, so the Black Knight himself is looking for each of them to kill them. As soon as he was about to give them directions as to where he suspected they might be, some of the undead goliaths emerged from the basement level and the maze above, forcing them all to take action and fight them off. Eventually they were overwhelmed by more of them coming, so Jangles decided to burn down the entire castle. With his home gone, he decided to take them to where he believed one of the adventurers were himself, essentially joining their party.
===Adongralo - Chapter 3: Attack of the Giant Penguin===
Bo Jangles took everyone to a nearby village, where there had been reports of a giant penguin attack, which Bo Jangles suspects was one of the Adverse Occult. Upon arrival, they find that the town has a bulletin board with requests for a self defence class and a clean-up request at the local bar. Elred, Hong Kong Phooey, M.A.R.G.E., and Bo Jangles hosted the self-defence class, while Bryeek, Billiot the Idiot, Kirin, and King Octopus helped the local bar clean-up. Elred, under the alias Dennis Guise, tried to convince the participants that he was a master of "Bo Jangles Karate" and affirmed that it required your eyes to be closed in order to master. He then attempted to steal from the villagers as their eyes were closed, but all he managed to find was some family photos and a Nando's card. The villagers weren't really convinced that what they were being taught were real martial arts and were about to give up, but Elred managed to convince them they all accidentally beat up the owner of the youth centre (the location the class was being held). Later, Bryeek, Billiot the Idiot, Kirin, and Elred talked with Bo Jangles, who asked if they found the giant penguin yet. Realising that they'd just forgotten the entire reason why they showed up there in the first place they explained that they accidentally killed it and gave the skin to someone else, causing Jangles to start shouting at them, telling them that they'd better get the giant penguin, or they're fired! They didn't get it, but they did find out it came into town with a gnome in a mankini.
===Adongralo - Chapter 4: Mezzanine Monsters===
Eventually, the mercenaries found a clue as to where the gnome in a mankini was, so they made it to an oriental town on mount Himalayas, but as they approached it, a gang of wolves attacked them. They were able to kill the incoming wolves, but as they finished a whole new pack was approaching them, fortunately, a woman in an oriental kung-fu uniform came out and performed some taolu routines to intimidate the wolves, allowing everyone to retreat into her restaurant, a Pizza, but on Lazy Susans chain. She made some pizza with poop on it for everyone and a poop martini for M.A.R.G.E., but after several complaints she gave them a free hex-bug pizza (not that they were paying for anything anyway). The girl, Hua Men, explained that wolves had been summoned by a druid who happened to be her brother, Xi. He'd apparently been away studying druidic arts, while the magic civil war had started and was quickly ostracised when he returned to find his hometown had turned very anti-magic. Without a chance to properly talk to her brother since his departure, Hua wanted to try get to him and talk him out of his constant attacks, but, since he'd completely taken over the Carphone Warehouse, no one could actually get past his wolves. They all reluctantly agreed to help Hua Men out, but they agreed to do it at midday, so that she could properly prepare his favourite meal, a poop pizza, to help smooth out the negotiations. The next day, Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., and Bryeek returned from a strip club, mistaking it for a nightclub, and explained to Bo Jangles that Daddy recently died of a stroke, but Poetry Pete, was continuing his scholarly studies at Mount Kokunbal. Afterwards, they met up with Hua Men and went to the Carphone Warehouse. They snuck into the building and climbed up a mezzanine to see Xi Men chilling with some wolves, but he was quick to anger and the negotiations for him to calm down didn't go so well, especially since Elred stole the pizza with poop on it from Hua Men because he's a school bully. A fight ensued, which was ended with Bryeek pretending to make a call to Phones 4u to buy a phone, then attacking him, when he got close enough, since Xi Men tried to tell him to buy a phone from him instead, turning into a monkey to better convince him. Strangely, Elred jumped in front of the blow and nearly died, confusing Xi Men and making him flee, wanting to ponder the preceding events. Hua Men then requested to join their little entourage, in hopes they might cross paths with her brother again.
===Adongralo - Chapter 5: The Great Kokunbal Dodgeball Tournament===
As the dawn of the next day rose, the mercenary group made their way to the village by Mount Kokunbal, after a massive dodgeball tournament, Elred,M.A.R.G.E., Billiot, and Bryeek returned with Poetry Pete.
===Adongralo - Chapter 7: Devastating Consequences===
They'd found Alex Jones and he informed the Bognin Ballers about reports of two men, a pig head and a poop head, being seen in a town nearby. Assuming that they were the final Adverse Occult members, Jamel and Ray respectively, they set out to get them. They arrived in the town at noon and Bo Jangles told everyone to investigate the location of the pig head and poop head. Bo Jangles, Poetry Pete, and Alex Jones were talking by aa fountain. Bryeek, Elred, Billiot, and Iron Juan were watching them and Elred was trying to see what they were saying by lip-reading, but he just ended up doing mocking impressions saying things like "I'm Mr. Bo Jangles and I think I'm the leader! Oooh, look at me!" and several Alex Jones impressions. Jangles eventually saw them out of the corner of his eye and hollered them over to explain that he was just telling Pete, and Jones about how he's surprised they haven't been hunted down by the Ranger, the Black Knight's personal bounty hunter, yet. He also clarified that each primary member of the Black Knight Gang are users of one specific school of magic, so they need to be prepared to face any type of enemy. They were all later gathered into a bar to share information, where they'd discussed there'd been sightings of them in a nearby town, so the travelled their together to find... a ghost town, but since it was so large, Bo Jangles suggested they split the group up a bit to cover more ground so, Bryeek, Billiot, Elred, King Octopus, the Nun with Green Hair, and Hong Kong Phooey set off North and everyone else went South. They began hearing a commotion up North, so they rushed up and Bo Jangles, M.A.R.G.E., Iron Juan, Kirin, Poetry Pete, and Alex Jones asked where Elred was, only to be met with a depressing silence. They set up camp for the night and held a funeral for Elred Cockamamie-Jones with the Nun with Green Hair handling the religious formalities. After her speech, she asked if anybody had anything they wanted to say, so Billiot the Idiot stood in front of everyone and gave a short, but heartfelt speech, but he was suddenly at a loss for words, causing Bryeek to tearfully shout out, "he stole the words out of your mouth from beyond the grave!" From afar, Hong Kong Phooey asked Bo Jangles, "was Elred a good thief?", to which he answered, "no. He was the greatest thief to ever live."
===Adongralo - Chapter 9: Heading North===
Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, and Alex Jones returned to the main camp from the castle, where the rest of the Bognin Ballers were waking up. They introduced everyone to Sakura the witch, their newest recruit. Ray and Jamel were furious upon hearing that the very witch that cursed them was now apart of their mercenary group, furthermore, she wasn't even apologetic and couldn't lift their curse, since she didn't have the necessary materials to do it, even if she wanted to. Jamel lamented that his nightmares wouldn't end, which confused Sakura who thought she gave him a curse that gave him bass boosted visions of the future at really inconvenient times that have narrations explaining obvious occurrences. Jamel then revealed that his visions were often of a great calamity that brings about an "era of assholes" as he called it, although in recent days he's been having occasional visions of a war in the northern country of Double Dinky, between its military force and the Black Knight Gang. Deeming this nightmare vision worthy of investigation, the party set off for Double Dinky. After a safe journey, the reached the border, where they were immediately thrusted into a snowball fight by some kids from the northern country. Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, Iron Juan, Kirin, and Sakura retaliated and obliterated the group of Double Dinky kids at their own game before proceeding onwards into the country.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
After uncovering a giant conspiracy about the Black Knight Gang secretly pulling the string behind a magic civil war in Double Dinky, Austin Powers continued to lead the Bognin Ballers to Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, hoping to get there before the Grimsby Brothers, but they were suddenly stopped within the forests just before it by two familiar faces: Kallian McCain, the ranger of the Black Knight Gang and the man who killed Elred Cockamamie-Jones, and next to him, Xi Men, the mad druid from the Himalayas and Hua Men's brother. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers. The rest of the Bognin Ballers rushed around them finding, to their horror, that the Brothers Grimsby had already gotten there, so they rush up the stairs to the streets, where they saw Mr. Freeze's battalion about to clash with Nobby's. Opposite them were Felicity Shagwell, the wizard they found with her, and a new tiefling lady. Seeing their fierce glares, Shagwell deduced that they probably knew that they're members of the Black Knight Gang now, disappointing her peers for not making sure she wasn't followed during her meeting with the sorcerer. Declaring that she'd deal with them, the tiefling woman sent her allies up a tier in the city and prepared herself for battle. The Bognin Ballers split into three groups all with a different objective: Sakura, Jamel, Ray, The Meg, Mr. J, and Bo Jangles all headed west to try stop Mr. Freeze; Bryeek, Kirin, M.A.R.G.E., Notis, Charlie Kenton, and his real steel, atom, headed south to stop Nobby, while the rest hung back to support the other two groups. Despite trying to appear neutral in the fight, the two battalions rushed forward and attacked both the Bognin Ballers and the opposing side. The Bognin Ballers were forced to fight back and instead of trying to reason with Mr. Freeze and Nobby, they resolved to eliminate both sides. The bloody battle began and the reality of the fight sunk in as Hua Men was killed by a random soldier of the royal army. The Bognin Ballers slowly made their way southwards towards the tiefling woman, while Sakura and Jamel fought Mr. Freeze, and Bryeek and Kenton's atom fought Nobby. M.A.R.G.E. and Kirin were able to cleanly clear the path with their strength and magic respectively, while King Octopus was able to blind some of the combatants on the opposing sides with his ink, but Jamel was killed after getting surrounded while trying to help Sakura. Notis was also nearly killed multiple times by a royal soldier who flanked them both, if not for the help of Tev Twelve, fortunately Kirin and King Octopus killed the soldier. Sakura started tactically retreating away from Mr. Freeze, but a random Grimsby Brother landed the finishing blow, stealing her thunder, but she left him alone, so that she could help the rest of the Bognin Ballers get to the tiefling woman, however that same guy killed Ray, after Poetry Pete accidentally hit him, and later Tev Twelve, after Pete punched him in the face from shock. Kirin finished the Grimsby Brother, leaving only a few more left, so Sakura killed the remaining squabbling units, letting Bryeek, Kenton's atom, and Billiot the Idiot get to the tiefling, Rohiri, the warlock of the Black Knight Gang. She was able to dodge the physical attacks from Bryeek and Kenton's atom, but was hit by an arrow from Billiot, so she retorted with a hellish rebuke, surrounding him in hellish flames that he blew him up, much to Sakura's shock. Sakura ran at her with her warhammer and hit Rohiri's stomach, prompting her to send a hellish rebuke back, while saying, "warhammer? I barely even know her!" Putting her in critical condition. Mr. J punched Rohiri in the face to get revenge, while the others tried to help Sakura. Barely surviving, Rohiri took out a stone with a rune on it and teleported away. Bo Jangles and The Meg went back down to help Hong Kong Phooey, Alex Jones, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers, while the rest of the Bognin Ballers headed up a tier.
===Adongralo - Chapter 13: Deadpool===
The Meg and Bo Jangles got to the others and found a complete massacre. When they arrived, Xi Men was shooting a lightning blast at Hong Kong Phooey, so Jangles acted quickly and jumped into the blast, sacrificing himself.
==Relationships==
=== Allies===
* Del Wensley Jangles' master, who trusts him to keep people out of his castle. Jangles seemingly admires his master quite a lot.
==Trivia==
*His Picaro Wavis Legend counterpart is a horse.
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