Paragon/Shouting Simulator

Shouting Simulator is a novelty comedy game created by Paragon. The main objective is to "shout" random audio clips and earn the most Shout Points. The game is popular for its wide selection of hilarious audio clips to shout, thus contributing to the replay value.
The game is no longer being developed and now has a sequel, Shouting Simulator 2.
==Gameplay==
The player starts off with 0 points and the first shout. To shout (and thus earn Shout Points), they must click the "Click to Shout" button. While shouting, their avatar tilt its head upwards and spits out colored bubbles (size, delay, and distance shot at depends on the intensity of the shout). The Shout Points earned after each shout is calculated by the length of the shout and how many Shout Points are earned per second with such shout. The player can spend their Shout Points on more expensive shouts, which offer more Shout Points per second. (Short shouts offer less Shout Points but can be clicked repeatedly, long shouts offer more Shout Points but must be waited through.)
With each Shout Point granting 1.5 speed, the player will eventually move faster. Once over 100,000 Shout Points, the player will grow big and bigger until 190,000 points.
Upgrades can be bought with Robux to help the Shout Point gain. Ultrahorn Greg offers the Ultrahorn, which plays a Shout at everyone with 100 times the Shout Point per second rate, at 30 Robux. Megaphone Melvin offers the Megaphone, which allows the player to shout at double the Shout Point per second rate until the battery runs out. Small battery costs 5 Robux, medium battery costs 10 Robux, and big battery costs 30 Robux (Robux cost equals how many minutes the battery will last). Going near the lab and entering a code can unlock a free upgrade.
==List of shouts==
(All shouts can be listened to in the "Upgrade Shout" menu, even if they're not bought yet.)
Shout 	Flavor text 	Source 		
Cost (Rd=rounded) 	Shout Points per second
Oof! 	The default, classic yell. Always stylish. 	Roblox 		None (unlocked by default)	1
What are those? 	Officer, I've got one question for you. 	"What Are Those?" video 		5 	1
Esketit 	Let us get it. 	"Finesse the Pack" by Lil' Pump (sound edited) 		15 	2
John Cena 	Who is the champ? 	John Cena's entrance video 		25 	4
MLG 	This shout is for pro gamers only. 	 		120 	8
Airhorn 	Toot your own horn. 	 		360 	10
SpongeBob John Cena 	A step up above from the standard John Cena shout - I'mm... I'm... 	 		600 	20
What are you doing in my swamp 	This bad lad wants you out of his swamp - I'd listen to him. 	Shrek (said by Shrek) 		1.5k 	30
Stop it - Get some help 	This shout is a special message from Michael Jordan to you. 	Michael Jordan's anti-drug PSA 		2k 	35
Kazoo Kid 	You know what? I think we're gonna be friends. 	You on Kazoo! 		2.5k 	50
Do a barrel roll 	Wow, this shout is sure a throwback. Do a barrel roll. 	Star Fox (said by Peppy Hare) 		3k 	90
It's time to duel 	To d-d-d-d-d-d-duel. 	Yu-Gi-Oh! (anime, said by Yugi Motou) 		R$10   5.4k 	120
To be continued 	Did that guy just drive his boat over a waterfall? 	"Roundabout" by Yes 		7.2k 	175
What are those (Jurassic Park) 	Are you sure it's a good idea to genetically spawn these dinosaurs? And make a theme park about them?	"What Are Those?" video (mixed with Jurassic Park theme) 		21k 	250
Michael P 	I AM REPORTING THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 	Michael P 		45k 	500
I am the one 	I don't need a gun to get respect on the street. 	"Ultimate" by Denzel Curry 		R180  $90k 	600
IT'S FREE 	ROBLOX - It's free. 	2011 ROBLOX TV Ad 		120k 	750
Drop the bass 	D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bass *BOW-WOW* 	"Cinema (Skrillex remix)" by Benny Benassi 		140k 	800
I'm Batman 	He's Batman. 	 		150k 	1k
Do the Harlem Shake 	wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub 	"Harlem Shake" by Beaauer 		240k 	
Gangnam Style 	Oppa gangnam style! Pretend this isn't old. 	"Gangnam Style" by PSY 		288k 	
Hail to the king 	Duke Nukem has a message for you, baby. 	 		336k 	
Tada 	Congratulations, you've accomplished something! Or at least you can think you did. 	Windows 3.1 Startup 		384k 	
Can't Touch This 	You can't. Stop. You are not permitted to touch this. 	"U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer 		R$648 648k 	
Car ignition 	Sorry. My car won't start. 	 		750k 	
Feed me 	I'm awfully hungry. I haven't had breakfast yet. Please? 	 		810k 	
Shedeletsky laugh 	Someone must've said something funny. 	 		870k 	
Fus Ro Dah 	Get out of his way, you're gonna be blown away! 	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 		1.02M 	
Soiled it 	Soiled it, soiled it, soiled it, soiled it... ad infinium. 	SpongeBob SquarePants (said by SpongeBob) 		1.17M 	
May I take your hat sir? 	Hey guys, I just got a sweet new gig as a hat doorman. 	SpongeBob SquarePants (said by Patrick Star) 		1.26M 	
OOHF 	It's not the Roblox oof, it's something else. 	Minecraft (Beta) 		1.35M 	
I Sawed This Boat in Half! 	To demonstrate the power of my really good tape. 	Flex Tape Commercial (said by Phil Swift) 		4.5M 	
THIS... IS... SPARTA! 	300 	300 (said by Leonidas) 		6M 	
Chicken 	This is the sound of a chicken makes. What are you, chicken? 	 		6.72M 	
Preparing the patty 	De-dotily dotily dotily dotily! 	SpongeBob SquarePants 		7.68M 	
LEEROY JENKINS 	At least I have chicken. 	 		8.16M 	
Familiar Faces 	Excellent singing voice. Job well done, lad 	 		8.4M 	
SHUT UP 	He wants you to be quiet. No, seriously. He sounds upset. 	Smosh 		14.4M 	
Meeooooow 	Imagine if you were a cat. Then make this noise. 	 		15.6M 	
10 thousand vegetables 	Management's gonna kill you. 	 		16.8M 	
Elephant 	Look at that size of that big boy! Elephants are cool! 	 		18M 	
I've fallen and I can't get up 	Someone help her! 	Life Call TV Ad 		21M 	
DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE 	It's good for you. 	Transformers (said by Glen Whitmann) 		24M 	
Illuminati 	I just saw a UFO! 	The X Files (opening theme) 		36M 	
Musical Car Horn 	It's musical. 	Dukes of Hazzard (General Lee's Dixie Horn) 		45M 	
That's my purse 	I don't know you. 	King of the Hill (said by Bobby Hill) 		54M 	
Money 	Sounds...evil. 	Tom and Jerry: The Movie (said by Lickboot) 		72M 	
Return the slab 	Or suffer his curse. 	Courage the Cowardly Dog (said by King Ramses) 		84M 	
Crow noises 	 	 		120M 	
Dramatic noise 	This noise plays when the gerbil looks at the camera. 	iMovie sound effects 		150M 	
Oh my god 	 	 		180M 	
Combo breaker 	C-c-c-c-combo breaker! 	Killer Instinct 		252M 	
Sike, that's the wrong number 	I broke up with my ex girl. Here's her number: 	Supa Hot Fire 		450M 	1M
Oh, baby a triple 	Triple kill! 	 		600M 	
Cash me ousside 	Howbow dah? 	Dr Phil (said by Danielle Bregoli/Bhad Bhabie) 		900M 	
We're going to eat some beans 	MAKING MY WAY DOWNSTREAM 	Flamingo 		1.2B 	
Crickets 	It's funny because it's quiet but you're in Shouting Simulator. 	 		3B 	
Sad Violin 	I just shed a tear listening to this. 	"Sad Romance (a.k.a. Sad Violin)" by Kwon Ji-pyeong 		6B 	
Propane 	Hank sells propane and propane accessories. 	King of the Hill (said by Hank Hill) 		9B 	
DUN DUN DUN 	Uh oh! The plot twist! How riveting! 	iMovie sound effects 		30B 	
Oh, my 	Sulu is surprised. 	 		45B 	
SPAAAAAAAACE 	This guy is enthusiastic about the Final Frontier. 	 		120B 	
Spooky Scary Skeletons 	This shout is really, really scary. 	"Spooky Scary Skeletons Remix" by the Living Tombstone 		252B 	
Get slam jammed 	You just got slam jammed, kid. 	 		529B 	
You lose 	You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. 	Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (said by Willy Wonka) 		1.1T (Rd) 	
M-m-m-monster kill 	(kill, kill, kill) 	 		2.3T (Rd) 	
Bruh 	For a moment that makes you say Bruh. 	Vine (CallHimBzar and Headgraphix) 		4.9T (Rd) 	
Hey, that's pretty good 	Hey, that's pretty good. 	"DUMBASS GETS PEWDIEPIE TATTOO" by FilthyFrank (said by IDubbbz)		10.3T (Rd) 	
I like turtles 	Why am I suddenly wearing zombie face paint? 	 		21.6T (Rd) 	
NOOT NOOT 	It's kind of like a car horn, but a lot better. 	Pingu (said by Pingu) 		45.4T (Rd) 	
BWAAAH 	WOW! What absolute brain bender! A real twister! 	Inception 		95.3T (Rd) 	
NOOOOOO 	Yes. 	Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (said by Darth Vader) 		200.2T (Rd) 	
Go on the Internet and tell lies	Come on, do you think someone would do that? 	Arthur (said by Buster) 		420.3T (Rd) 	
Heh-hey that's a spicy meme 	Super spicy meme you got there. 	 		882.7T (Rd) 	
Watermelone 	 	 		1.9q (Rd) 	
Saxophone 	It used to be epic, but not anymore. 	 		3.9q (Rd) 	
Everything is Batman 	Everything is cool when you're Batman. Everything. 	 		8.2q (Rd) 	
Drop it 	Drop it. 	"Let Me Hit It (Audiostalkers Original Mix)" by Sporty-O 		17.2q (Rd) 	
Woah 	Woah. Woah? WOAH... WOAH! WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH- 	Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time (said by Crash Bandicoot) 		36.1q (Rd) 	
Eagle 	Screech. 	 		75.7q (Rd) 	
Look at my face 	Look at it. 	Flamingo 		159q (Rd) 	
IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR 	BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH 	 		3Q (Rd) 	
Why you crying 	 	 		6.3Q (Rd) 	
Interior Crocodile Alligator 	I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. 	"Interior Crocodile Alligator" by Chip Tha Ripper 		13.3Q (Rd) 	
That was almost too easy 	Well, you've gotten to this point. Was it easy? 	Super Smash Bros for Wii U and 3DS (said by Sonic the Hedgehog) 		92.8Q (Rd) 	
Windows Error 	Shutting down. 	Windows XP Error 		58Q (Rd) 	
YO TENGO 	I Have... 	Flamingo 		122.7Q (Rd) 	
Where's the lamb sauce 	Where's the lamb sauce? WHERE IS IT? 	Hell's Kitchen (said by Gordon Ramsay) 		257.7Q (Rd) 	
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