Mawbol-Neuverian War In Kelais

During the chaos of the greater Cylshia-Kelais War, a smaller war, or more accurately, series of skirmishes, took place between Mawbol and Neuverian forces in Kelais. The war would end in around six hours with a end to all fighting, though no official peace was ever concluded, as both nations remained uninformed about the events for at least another day after they had already ended. 
== Events ==
=== Neuverian Worldport ===
At around 12:36 PM on May 18th, 2022, a new worldport appeared in Kelais, having been constructed by Sundir at the request of Neuver. As the first three thousand Neuverian troops stepped out of the worldport, they were suddenly attacked by a four thousand strong Mawbol expeditionary force which had been stationed in Kelais since May 13th. The battle would last around seven minutes before the Mawbol force retreated away to a nearby hilltop and began preparations for a second battle.
=== The Battle of Worldport Mountain ===
As the Mawbols dug in and began building a makeshift fort out of rocks and wood, the Neuverians would repeatedly attack them to slow down their work, leading to multiple minor skirmishes taking place between 12:50 and 14:20 PM. At around 14:15, the Neuverians, having brought more troops and even one tank through the worldport, began final preparations for an assault against what had become known as "Worldport Mountain", upon which now laid a half-finished Mawbol fort. As the Mawbol troops decided to take a break from building for a bit, they were suddenly shot down by hordes of Neuverian bullets, followed by multiple shots from their single tank, though it was quickly taken out by a brave Mawbol soldier who threw his lunch at the tank, making everyone on the Neuverian side freak out and blow up their own tank. The Neuverians would then attempt to burn down the fort, failing a record 389 consecutive times, while the Mawbol simply shot at them from above and threw more of their lunch at the destroyed tank. By 15:00 PM, the battle had mostly come to a close, with the Mawbol defenders of the fort being victorious.
=== The Murder of Johnny Lunch ===
At around 15:17 PM, one of the Mawbol soldiers, bored by the fort building work, decided to quickly eat his lunch. He quickly began eating it, covering himself in noodles, chicken nuggets and mayonnaise. The other soldiers, noticing this, began laughing at him and jokingly calling him "Johnny Lunch". Roughly an hour later at 16:32 PM, the same soldier was inspecting the territory surrounding the fort, when he was suddenly approached by a Neuverian soldier who challenged him to a duel. The two men quickly got out their very tiny pocket knives and began a 12 minute long duel, with neither gaining the upper hand for most of the fight, until suddenly the Neuverian soldier jumped up in the air and landed on the ground behind Johnny Lunch, stabbing him in the back and killing him. The entire Mawbol force in the fort, annoyed and sad at this turn of events, would begin yelling slurs and throwing their dinner at the Neuverian soldier, quickly making him try to run away in fear, though he would not be allowed to get away by one Mawbol soldier who shot him from the top of the fort, killing him instantly and getting revenge on the murder of Johnny Lunch.
=== The Final Few Skirmishes ===
The fighting would stop until about 17:50 PM, when a group of Neuverians walked up to the Mawbol fort and attempted to set it on fire, being quickly chased away by the smell of fresh dinner coming from the fort. This would then be followed by more Neuverian attempts to burn or otherwise destroy the fort, most either ending in them being chased off or their eventual death at the hands of a Mawbol sniper. Having enjoyed their nice dinner mostly undisturbed, the Mawbol troops decided to have dinner 2 and dinner 3, getting more fatter each time, until only one of them could get through the door of the fort. After getting out, he would suddenly be grabbed by two Neuverian soldiers and almost beat to death, though he would manage to defeat them both and then force them to help him make a bigger door for the fort. This would take until about 18:20 PM, with the door now being as wide as 16.2 bottles of carbonated free-sugar mineral gluten-free strawberry water, allowing all of the Mawbol soldiers to get out of the for freely. After this, they would have two more mock skirmishes with the Neuverian soldiers lasting until 18:38 PM, when the Neuverians decided to leave due to depleeting resources and pure boredom, ending the short war just six hours after it had started.