Kaoru Kashiwagi

"Hey Sanra can you come over here I need a prostate exam"Kaoru Kashiwagi is a character from Len'en, and is the gay cousin of Mononobe no Futo from Touhou. Kaoru eats wet cat food mixed with dirt for a living while making Youtube bux by recording survival man videos in his backyard and selling perfume he makes as a hobby.
He is most notable for being a professional heinous little man due to emitting toxic gas, and still using Turtleseed. Mostly the latter.
== Appearance ==
Sanra stole all of his clothes one night in a hardcore trolling attempt. Naked and afraid, Kaoru had to dig his current attire out of garbage, and dons the can he got them out of in eternal thanks.
== Lawsuit #5: Kaoru vs Terumi ==
During one of Kaoru's trips in his attempt to get vengeance on Bigfoot for killing Huckleberry, Kaoru accidentally shot Mitsumo's vessel, Terumi point blank, obliterating them. However, Kaoru insisted he hadn't done anything wrong, as corpses do not have rights, and if they do, they don't deserve them. Mitsumo disputed this, and thus, the two agreed to settle it in court.
Judge Griffin McElroy was on the case! Justin McElroy was awakened as the attack laywer, with Travis McElroy as the defense lawyer. "I wanna be a vertical human?" Travis asked, being eternally tilted at a 90 degree angle. It is unknown how Travis could defy gravity against his will.
The story was notorious for being all the rage with all the citizens of Len'en, and caused it to rain once. "That boy ain't right," Hank Hill said, upon being interviewed about the situation, on the court date. "Back in my day all we had to worry about was our kids, or the football game!"
The cour.
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 ham.
== One Inch tall Chronicles ==
"It's not easy being one inch tall, but someone's gotta be!" -KaoruKaoru became one inch tall one day.
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I don't know what else to say. It's fucking Charles.
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