Chapter 163: Something Something Normandy Party Something Something

=== Summary ===
Garrus’ father does some good natured trolling. The two of them talk about nerves and family expectations before Garrus leaves for his bachelor party (planned by Joker with no input from him). Joker takes the men to a turian-style bathhouse for relaxation. Hannah Shepard takes Vi for the day while Kasumi whisks Shepard away for a private mud treatment with the ladies. The girls express that Shepard is attractive and is not an abomination while the good Dr. Chakwas and Samantha Traynor insist Shepard enjoy her spa treatment. Afterward, the ladies take their designer dresses out to the range. At the end of the night, the two groups meet up for karaoke in the VIP lounge in Purgatory. Shepard serenades the group with a passage from Illium Nights and Garrus proposes they perform the greatest trick of all- getting married.
=== Title Meaning ===
The title is likely a reference to the Family Guy episode retelling the story of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, itself a reference to an earlier episode "Barely Legal". In this episode, there is a joke about figuring a formula for great dialogue- "Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete."
It might also reference the ever meme-able Coolio's "1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New)", from which we get "Ain't no party like a West Coast party".
=== Easter Eggs ===
==== Discord Highlights ====
Inter-xenolinguistic wordplay, krakentoa, and chouxnuts.