The Weasel Goes a-Poppin

The Weasel Goes a-Poppin is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Gibberish Phrase===
Bif, the chew-zits ferret
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Bif, the chew-zits ferret." [beat] "Biff really shouldn't chew his zits. They get infected that way."
===Hints===
It's a helpful fashion tip…
… you should act on it, if it applies to you.
You're a "shoe-in" to get it.
===Hints Reading===
"It's a helpful fashion tip." [beat] "Although sitting in front of your computer, maybe you're not too concerned with fashion."
"You should act on it, if it applies to you."
"Last hint, you're a 'shoe-in' to get it."
"C'mon, it's time to put your best foot forward here."
===Gibberish Answer===
If the shoe fits, wear it.
===Answer Quote===
"Very nice job. Would you like to wear your points home or should I put 'em in a box for you?"
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"In this case, things didn't work out. But sometimes, surprisingly they do. And then you just gotta go with it. As I always say: Bif the chew-zits, ferret."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Oh well, I guess we were out of your size. Would you like to wear your lost points home or should I put them in a box for you?"
===Key Words===
'If','iff','fi','of'
'the','teh','th','te','he','a'
'shoe','sheo','sho','she','soe','shew','show'
'fits','fit','tifs','fitws','fitz','ftis'
'wear','ear','werar','were','wea','wer','ewar','wore','where','wair'
'it','ti','tif','itt','it','tit','tit suck'
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