Skylanders: Short Cuts (spoof)

It is a series of short films by the Skylanders.
Dukey
Transcript
So Dukey, How did we do this week?
Dukey: Uh yeah, well you know, uh...I've been doing the techniques like you said. (sees the fly) Deep breathing...(shows him breathing) ...even got some requisition time with friends. (shows him fighting enemies) That's working, for me. (sees the fly again) You see this guy, right? Uh...
Let's talk a little bit about...Angry Run?
Dukey: Oh...What about Angry Run?
Well, have you had any more...episodes?
Dukey: Uh...well uh... (shows him running)
1 to 10...how did you think you did this week?
Dukey: (getting angry at the fly) Well, maybe a uh...
Dukey?
(Dukey screams then tries to run at the fly)
Actually, there is no driving here. What ever you do just don't...and you did it.
Dukey: If I have to pick a number, I would say a strong...7? ...6 to 7.
Sonic
Transcript
Alright. Uh, Sonic. Here we go. (Sonic eats the microphone and burps)
Sonic: I ate the microphone. Uh, Sorry.
Alright. We are ready. Again.
Sonic: I, Uh, Did it again. They make them so delicious.
Sonic. You are feared by Discord and the enemies. How is that?
Sonic: I use my hands.
So, you out think your opponents.
Sonic: Think? Me? Uh, Not exactly. (Shows Sonic using his speed) There's no need for speed!
So, what else can you do?
Sonic: I can bite and- Oh, Microphone! (tries to eat the microphone but messes the set)
Well, that won't better than I expected...
Sonic: So delicious. Can I have another one?
You've eaten them all.
Sonic: What about that? (Eats the screen)
Po (and Rayman)
Transcript
Alright. Po, are you good to go?
Po: This is Impossible. Boxing Gloves and Microphones do not mix.
Rayman: Chill out, Po. I'm on it. (freezes it) He can be a little...cranky.
Po: What? I am Undead! We're not to be meant to be all kittens and rainbows.
Rayman: See? That's why I like Po. I mean, who talks like that anymore? He's so old school.
Po: Correction: I am older than the school.
Rayman: And it's not how he talks, it's how he fights. Or the rest of the world is going to mix martial arts, he sticks to the kung fu move! (shows him doing kung-fu)
Po: Martial arts? Bah! Kung-fu is the sweet one!
Rayman: But sometimes he's just thinking one shots to the head point! Watch this: (rings a bell)
(Po starts to do inner peace and beats everything and every enemy)
Rayman: Ok. He's right. That was sweet! (he accidentally rings the bell again, making Po do inner peace again)
Johnny Test (Ft. Om Nom and Sonic)
Transcript
(Emergency Broadcast: All New Skylanders Shortcut Spoof...Now)
Johnny: Shazam!!
Now, that's an entrance.
Johnny: Yeah, I've got flared.
Whoa. Whoa. What's going on here?
Om Nom: Dude, Have you ever seen Johnny Test in action? We want a ring side seat.
Johnny: Yeah. When he was attacking, I get Testing.
Ok. Let's start there. What is a test?
Johnny: It's Experiment, mixed with a Human, mixed with Science, mixed with a proportion. Wanna see?
Om Nom: It's showtime. (Buford and Alex watch)
(Johnny does tricks to amaze them)
Om Nom, Buford and Alex: Ooooohhh. (Johnny does some more) Aaaaahhh...
Om Nom: Dude! Do the Human!
Buford and Alex: Human! Human! Human! (Johnny does the special move)
Johnny: TADA!
(Om Nom was shocked by the performance)
Sonic: Man, Those fireworks were awesome!!! (sniffs) Mmm. Barbeque. (Om Nom sees his tail on fire)