The Hardest Grand Finale Indeed!/Trailer transcripts

==Trailers==
===First Trailer===
:King Andrias: It seems the Core has activated its final gambit.
:(Cut to the Core landing on Amphibia's moon.)
:Hop Pop: Its' what?
:(Cut to the Core assimilating itself to the Moon.)
:King Andrias: (narrating) A plan to eradicate all life as we know it.
:(The Core starts closing in on the cleaved Earth & Amphibia as it cuts to the Stencil household.)
:Mr. Stencil: Alright, first things first, we gotta find our way out of this kidnapper tape!
:Mrs. Stencil: No one's doing (bleep) on my carpet until you take your shoes off! (everyone does as such as the Sacred One arrives with a gun)
:The Sacred One: You'll be dead before you make it out of this house!
:Anne: Oh, crud.
:Lord Mingeworthy: I knew it the whole time, quite frankly.
:Lady Mingeworthy: How could you tell, dear?
:Lord Mingeworthy: It's in the eyes, darling, 1 of them is slightly lazy &- (gunshot)
THISSPRING
:(Cut to the Mingeworthies, Bryce, & Donovan in a car.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: We're going to fly to London, then we'll take a ride to Buckingham Palace with a bullet in the Queen's (bleep)!
:Bryce: Sounds like a plan!
:(Cut to the airport.)
:Adrian: Don't mind us!
:Everly: Just some clumsy Americans!
:Donovan: (to Bryce) Look, they're overdoing it.
:Everly: God bless everyone!
:Adrian: God bless me!
:Bryce: You're making us look STUPID!
:King Andrias: More or less.
:(Cut to a taxi.)
:Bryce: And don't take no side-roads either, we only got 30 bucks.
:Taxi Driver: What did you just say?
:Bryce: I mean 30 quid. Ah (bleep) is it quids? Ah (bleep) I lost the accent. (bleep)! (tries to shoot the taxi driver but is out of bullets) (bleep)! I hate karma!
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:Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc?
:(Cut to Bryce scaring a royal guard.)
:Bryce: Judo chop! (judo chops the guard & leads everyone as it cuts to Donovan with a pizza box)
:Donovan: Somebody order an extra-large something?
:Daffy: Well, that happened.
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:Sasha: So what you're saying is: this thing's a giant sore loser?
:Sprig: We have to do something! Anyone have ideas on how to stop an entire moon?
:Daffy: We need a boost, a secret weapon!
THISSPRING
===Second Trailer===
:(The trailer opens on the AVL building as it pans towards hundreds of Minions doing office work leading to Silas' office as he's informed of Andrias' invasion.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: Oh, dear.
:(The Disney TVA, TV30, Warner Bros. Animation, & Illumination logos pop up as it cuts to the Core assimilating itself to the Moon & Bugs & Daffy on a spaceship race against Marvin that ends with him bumping their ship, making them fly away.)
:Anne: Oh, crud.
ONMAY 12
:King Andrias: It seems the Core has activated its final gambit.
:Hop Pop: Its' what?
:King Andrias: When our civilization was at its peak, the moon became home to some of the Core's pet projects. Among them, a plan to eradicate all life as we know it. By ramming the moon into Amphibia's surface.
:Anne: Excuse me?! Why?!
:Donna: Ron (bleep)s Hermione!
:(George barfs & it cuts to a news report.)
:Flint: We're (bleep)d!
:(Cut to King Andrias' castle.)
:Valeriana: Hello, Anne. Are you ready for your final battle?
:Anne: Oh, heck yeah!
:Valeriana: Good. Now, the three of you close your eyes. Focus. Think of your memories of Amphibia, of how much this world means to you. This will allow the stones to resonate with your hearts... once again! (points her staff to start the transformation, as a massive explosion envelopes the castle) Warriors of Amphibia, arise!
:(Cut to the girls' Calamity forms.)
:Calamity Trio: Woah!
:Anne: Swanky duds!
:Sasha: (uses her powers to blast off the roof) Anne! You could do that this whole time?!
:Anne: Uh, nope! Okay, then. Let's go punch that moon in its big ugly face! (all 3 of them fly off)
:(Cut to numerous scenes in the climax.)
:Polly: I know her!
:Hop Pop: She lived in my basement!
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:(Cut to the Sacred One pointing a gun.)
:Lord Mingeworthy: Why does everyone have a gun?
:Mr. Stencil: How'd you find our address?
:Mrs. Stencil: Yeah, that slimy realtor's the only 1 who knows where we live!
:The Sacred One: Oh, you idiot, I've been the realtor this whole time!
:Bryce: I knew you were a lying piece of (bleep), & when my boss hears about this, (bleep) you won't be allowed back at the diner!
:The Sacred One: I'm her too, (bleep)!
:Bryce: (bleep).
MAY 12
==TV Spots==
===Serve TV Spot===
fromDISNEY TELEVISION ANIMATIONILLUMINATIONWARNER BROS. ANIMATIONand TV30
:Bugs: What's up, doc?
:(Cut to Bryce scaring a royal guard.)
:Bryce: Judo chop!
:Anne: Game on, you stinky spacebugs!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Kill them!
:(A royal guard brings out a knife.)
:Anne: Here's the serve!
:(Cut to Donovan ripping off his business suit, revealing his undershirt, which makes the guard faint.)
:Donovan: Now... (drops the pizza box) ...am I gonna make you squirt, or did I come into this country for nothing?
:Bryce: I taught him that.
:The Mingeworthies: Oh.
:Sasha: Pretty creepy if you ask me.
:Daffy: Well, that happened.
THE HARDEST GRAND FINALE INDEED!
===Nebraska TV Spot===
:(Open on Donna & George looking at the Calamity Trio pushing Amphibia's moon back.)
:Grandpa: Well, looks like we eternally (bleep)d.
:Donna: You cowardly (bleep)hole! Not if I have anything to say about it!
:(She throws a brick from afar as it cuts to Marcy seeing Andrias' robots charging to them.)
:Marcy: Leave them to me! (flies off to face them but trips on the brick Donna threw) Woah! (the Frobots fly past her) Come on!
:(Cut to several Minion agents laughing at the spectacle. 1 of them was roasting a hot dog on Mega Jerry's head. He screams at them, but a Minion uses his teeth to open a bottle lid.)
:Minion: Tanku!
:(All the other Minions laugh as it cuts to the title.)
THE HARDEST GRAND FINALE INDEED!
===Crown TV Spot===
:(Cut to Mrs. Frontbottom as she prepares to shatter the crown.)
:Mrs. Frontbottom: (voiceover) No one will have a chance to take my crown! I stole it fair & square! (hits the crown repeatedly with a hammer) And I will become 1 with the royal power it contains! (laughs as multiple scenes from the special play)
THE HARDEST GRAND FINALE INDEED!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Well, this could be fun!
==Teasers==
===Usurp Teaser===
:Mrs. Frontbottom: And soon, you'll be a dead person! (laughs) Hello, Lizzie.
:Queen Elizabeth & Titsworth: Mrs. Frontbottom?!
:Mrs. Frontbottom: I vowed to get revenge on the woman I devoted my (bleep)d up life to. And now, I'm here to usurp your role as queen!
:Anne: Oh, crud.
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Guard, arrest this piece of (bleep)!
:Queen Elizabeth II: (as she is restrained by Titsworth) You have got to be kidding me!
:Titsworth: You are the queen's (bleep) now, move it!
:Queen Elizabeth II: (as Frontbottom flips her off) How dare you!
:Bugs: Eh, I don't even have cable.
:Daffy: (as he transforms into Duck Dodgers) Yes!
:(Cut to Bugs fighting off the Core's robots with his lightsaber.)
:Mrs. Frontbottom: Kill them!
:Anne: Here's the serve!
:The Mingeworthies: FOR BRITAIN!!!
:Marcy: This is the most coolest, most anime thing that's ever happened to me!
:Lord Mingeworthy: Indeed, I think it rather was, yes.
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===Love Teaser===
:Bobby: Even as fece-filled children we both knew love could fill our toxic souls. It's a (bleep)y world, my dear, & everyone needs, at the very least, someone else to burn it all with. Love is 1 of the most evil things there is. (eats a corndog)
:Queen Elizabeth II: Where did you get that sausage?
:Bobby: I smuggled it in my (bleep)!
:Queen Elizabeth II: You didn't tuck it up there upon your arrival!
:Bobby: You didn't check deep enough, (bleep) & now look who's stupid. I have a corndog.
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===S Teaser===
THE SPORTY
:Anne: (summons a tennis ball) Here's the serve! (summons a racket & hits the ball with it)
THE SICKO
:(Cut to Sasha plowing through the Core's goons with some pom-poms.)
THE SMART
:(Cut to Marcy throwing a icosahedron.)
AND THE SUAVE?
:Donovan: Somebody ordered an extra-large something?
:Mrs. Frontbottom: That's Bryce's goon! Kill him!
:(The royal guard pulls out a knife, but Donovan seduces the man by taking off his business suit, revealing his undershirt, making the guard faint.)
:Donovan: Now... (drops the pizza box) ...am I gonna make you squirt, or did I come into this country for nothing?
:Bryce: I taught him that.
:The Mingeworthies: Oh.
THE HARDEST GRAND FINALE INDEED!
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