He-Man versus Thor

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He-Man versus Thor is the fourth battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the thirty-fourth battle overall.
== Battle Information ==
Stofferex as He-Man
Pool as Thor
Beats by Adamack and Nine Diamond
Released on August 8, 2014
== Lyrics ==
UBER RAP BATTLES OF FICTION
HE-MAN VERSUS THOR
BEGIN!
== Verse 1 (He-Man) ==
By the Power of Grayskull, Prince Adam is here:The Most Powerful Man in the Universe ready to end this queerYou call yourself a Thunder God? I’d rather be facing old RaidenThere’s no one to avenge you, so you better call the Captain!You’re Hems-worth nothing, you Goldilocks-looking prickA red cape and a hammer? What are you, a communist?Wanna know what’s going on? (NYEH) I’m gonna crush you, coward!Guard your ass, Asgardian, for I have the power!
== Verse 2 (Thor) ==
By the beard of my father! It’s simple, thou hoI never met a warrior gay enough to run around rainbowsThis heir’s got hair so fabulous that it blinds thy eyes,Thou art about to get electrocuted by a lightning strike!Thy rhymes make me a Cringer, and like him, thou art a pussyI think thou should come out to Man-at-Arms, but I don’t want to be pushyWhen I caught wind of thy achievements I considered them nullI’ll kick thy ass Mjol-near and far all the way to Castle Grayskull
== Verse 3 (He-Man) ==
Foster your feelings for Jane that will never be returnedWhile I’m Tesser-racking my brains to understand how you earnedyour clamorous hammer when you’re being enamored by mortalsI’ll leave you lost in the Bi-Fröst or trapped in torturous portals!As I become your Destroyer, you Abomination of nature,Shove your thou’s and your thines up your ass, with my favorLet the power return, I don’t need it to beat you tonight!At least your brother’s such a wimp that he won’t die by your side
== Final Verse (Thor) ==
Whosoever spits these raps possesses the power of Thor!Ere thou art Skeletorn apart let me spew some moreThou art in a tight situation, I hate spying those thighs!Get it all up in thine head--backing down is unwiseAnd thy foe is a skeleton, how weak compared to mineAt least I have a woman, for Teela’s not thy bitch, swineVerily, I will take care of my people as I am the most worthyYet thou failest to save Eternia for an harrowing eternity!
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Season 3
Category:Storm Six