Twilight and Leni's Night Shift

Another fanfiction with Character Crossovers.
French narrator: Ah. The Crossover Restaurant. The Toon City's premiere daytime eatery. Where it will be closing time right about...
Twilight Sparkle: [talks cheerfully as she switches the “Open” sign to "Closed" using magic] Now! 8:00! Whew! Finally, thank goodness, now I can return home for a good nights rest. So long, everyone! Because tomorrow, I’m leaving! Woohoo! Now if you’ll excuse me, [pulling out her books using magic] I’ve got some good books to read and-. [Zaptor the Electroid Mixel shows up at the door and knocks on it, causing Twilight to drop her books] What the?
Zaptor: Hey, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: What do you want?
Zaptor: Are you open?
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Zaptor, please [points to the sign] Read the sign. ‘Closed’.
Zaptor: Um, [ignores her] I'll have a Hamlogna Sandwich Deluxe and a double chili cheese fries.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh No, won’t! Zaptor, please…. if you wanted food, you should have come earlier? I can't hang around here all night long! I've got a life! And I need to get my beauty sleep.
Zaptor: Well, fine, Twilight, if you don't want my money!
SwaySway: [says cheerfully] [offscreen] Did someone say Money?!
[SwaySway then falls from the ceiling on top of Twilight Sparkle]
SwaySway: Pardon me sir, but do You mean to say that, if we stayed open later, you'd eat in and give us your money?
Zaptor: [pulls out cash; Bubbles Utonium the Powerpuff Girl, SpongeBob SquarePants, Gumball Watterson, and Grandpa Max Tennyson appear behind him] Sure! I mean, I don’t see why not. But I was gonna order to go.
SwaySway: Meh, that works too. [to Twilight Sparkle] Good news, Princess Twilight! [tears up the “Closed” sign] You are hereby welcome aboard to what we in the business call: the night shift.
Twilight Sparkle: The…night shift?!
SwaySway: You bet’cha, From now on, The Crossover Restaurant is open 24 hours a day.!
Twilight Sparkle: [backs away] W-W-WHAT?!?!?!
[Zaptor and the other citizens of Toon City barge in cheering and tramples Twilight Sparkle]
Leni Loud: Woooooow! Now we never have to stop working!
Twilight Sparkle: [gets up] 24 hours? Really?! SwaySway, you can't be serious!
SwaySway: See ya in the morning, girls! I can't hang around here all night, some of us have earlier morning jobs. So good luck, & who knows…. you may even get Princess Luna to come in, & business will be booming! And tonight, I've got a life! [leaves the Crossover Restaurant]
Twilight Sparkle: B-b-but, wait, SwaySway?! [puts her hoof on her face and groans] Ugh, you gotta be kidding me.
Leni Loud: Isn't this great, Twilight?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours?! And then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! [gasps] …I just realized something about this? It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! [jumps on cash register counter] Are you ready to rock Twilight?!
Twilight Sparkle: ...............No.
Leni Loud: Good! 'Cause we've got customers! [jumps through the window above the register, into the kitchen]
Twilight Sparkle: [muttering to herself] Why I accept working at here? This is the terrible mistake that I made! [walks to the cash register]
[Harvey Beaks walks up to counter; Twilight gives him a baseball bat]
Twilight Sparkle: [said to Harvey Beaks] Here. Please hit me as hard as you can.
Harvey Beaks: [gasps] Goodness, Twilight! I-I could never-!
Leni Loud: Pst, Hey, Twilight. I'm working in the kitchen… [laughs] hehehe... at night!
Twilight Sparkle: [takes her hat off; leans her head on counter] Don't hold back, Harvey.
[the scene cuts to Leni in the kitchen]
Leni Loud: Hey, Twilight! Guess what? I'm chopping lettuce........ at night.
[the scene cuts to Leni in the bathroom wiping it clean with herself wrapped in sponges]
Leni Loud: Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom...... at night.
[the scene cuts to Leni at the grill picking up spatula, misses the spatula and hits the grill]
Leni Loud: [screams] OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I BURNT MY HAND!! [Whines in pain] At night.
[the scene cuts to Leni walking on the counter, and near to Twilight Sparkle in the counter, singing to the tune of Charge annoying her]
Leni Loud: Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!?! Here! [gives Leni a bag of garbage] Give me a moment's peace and go take out the trash!
Leni Loud: All right! [takes the bag from Twilight] Taking out the trash. Taking out the trash...at night. [stops at the door] Um, You mean.… [gulps] go outside?
Twilight Sparkle: That's where the dumpster is, yes.
Leni Loud: Um.... I don't know, Twilight. [leans face against window] It's kinda dark out there. And, well…. the location seems kind of scary?
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm..... But I thought you liked the night shift. I mean, after all, you were the one who said to..... [giggles at the ghosties]
Leni Loud: You're right, Twilight! [lifts bag over her head] For the Crossover Resturaunt!
[Leni runs out of the building to the dumpster, screaming and panicking the whole way.]
Leni Loud: WAAaaughhh! [She reenters the building, panting heavily before she wipes her sweat off] Whew! [sighs and confidently says] There! [snapping her fingers] Piece of cake!
Twilight Sparkle: So, tell me, you're not afraid of working the night?
Leni Loud: Pfft, nah. It’s just like the morning, only darker, nothing to worry or be afraid about?
Twilight Sparkle: [to the viewers] Hmm..... maybe I can make this worth my while..... heh heh. [to Leni] So let me get this straight, you’re absolutely not afraid?
[Leni simply nodded her head up and down in agreement]
Twilight Sparkle: Well I am. Especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.
Leni Loud: [turns around] Huh, What? What do I know?
Twilight Sparkle: You mean you don't remember about it? It was all over the news in Toon City.
Leni Loud: [gasps] Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm.... you know what, No, no, no. I probably shouldn't do it. It would probably ruin the night shift for you. [gives a sympathetic look, then smiles slyly]
Leni Loud: [excitedly] What happened?! What happened?! What happened?! [pause] Twilight, Tell. Me. Everything.
Twilight Sparkle: You mean you've never heard the story of.... um, [thinks] Uh, the "Hash-Slinging Slasher?"
Leni Loud: Wait… The Slash-Bringing Hasher?
Twilight Sparkle: The Hash-Slinging Slasher!
Leni Loud: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
Twilight Sparkle: .......Ugh, Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher. But, everyone just call him The Ha---[breaks into scream] because that's all they have time to say before he… GETS THEM!!
Leni Loud: GYaaahh!!!! [begging] Tell me the story!
[Twilight now commenced]
Twilight Sparkle: Heh heh heh, very well. [to the viewers] Oh, I am SO going to enjoy this. [to Leni] Ahem, Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook - just like you - only clumsier.
Leni Loud: [shrieked] Oh no!
Twilight Sparkle: And then,..... one night, when he was cutting the patties.... it happened.
Leni Loud: He.......... forgot the secret sauce?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no, um-
Leni Loud: He didn't wash his hands before returning to work?
Twilight Sparkle: Grrgh, No! He-!
Leni Loud: Um, Don’t tell me, [gasps] Irregular portions?
Twilight Sparkle: NO!!!
Leni Loud: Oh.... well then what?
Twilight Sparkle: He cut off his own hand by mistake.
Leni Loud: You mean like this? [pulls one of her arms out of socket, another one grows back in its place]
Twilight Sparkle: H-huh?! W-what the?!
Leni Loud: Or like this? [pulls it again, another one grows back]
Twilight Sparkle: [surprised and confused] How are you doing that? 
Leni Loud: [pulls it again,] Or this? [does it again] Or this? [does it again] But what about this? Or this, or this, or this, or...
Twilight Sparkle: [speechless] Oookey... [interrupts] Except he wasn't-! Well, like, you.....
Leni Loud: [ask with all her extra hands creating a rainbow-like line] Oooohhhhh........... So?
Twilight Sparkle: [facehoofs and growls] SO IT DIDN’T GROW BACK!!!!
Leni Loud: [screams] OOOHHH NOOOO!!!! [all Leni's extra arms lift their hands upwards and run away]
Twilight Sparkle: And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. And then, he got hit by a bus! And...at his funeral, they fired him. So now, every..... erm, uh, what day is it?
Leni Loud: Tuesday.
Twilight Sparkle: Tuesday night, his ghost returns to The Crossover Restaurant to wreak his horrible vengeance.
Leni Loud: [gasps] But.... but tonight's Tuesday night!
Twilight Sparkle: Then he'll be coming.
Leni Loud: Um… I'm scared to ask, but H-how will we know?
Twilight Sparkle: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next...
[Gumball soon walked up to the counter, interrupting the story]
Gumball Watterson: [interrupts] Hey, Twi? can I have some ketchup?
Twilight Sparkle: Huh? Oh! Here you go, Gumball. [hands him ketchup]
Gumball Watterson: Thanks. [leaves]
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem, as I was saying; Next, the phone will ring and there will be no one there. [shows Leni eating her fingernails] And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.
[the camera shows Leni eating her fingernails, starts eating her arms, the arms regrow and she eats those and then she eats her arms like popcorn]
Twilight Sparkle: Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead! [Leni is eating breadsticks like popcorn] Then, he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand.
Leni Loud: No.
Twilight Sparkle: He opens the door
[Twilight pushes her hoof to Leni's face, making it looking like she's a door that's being opened; while doing this she imitates the sound of a squeaky door opening. leans towards Leni's face, which sinks in]
Twilight Sparkle: He then  slowly approaches the COUNTER! ["counter" echoes menacingly] ...and you know what he does next?
Leni Loud: Oh no..... W-what?
Twilight Sparkle: You really want to know?
Leni Loud: What?
Twilight Sparkle: Are you sure you want to know?
Leni Loud: What?! WHAT?!?! WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!?!
Twilight Sparkle: [sneaks up on Leni, taps her] He gets you! 
Leni Loud: [now screams repeatedly for about 20 seconds] AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!
Twilight Sparkle: [laughing in delight] Hahahahahaha! Ha!.... oh.... oh, Leni! My..... my sides! Hahahahaha!
[Leni however, still continued her screaming while Twilight’s look of enjoyment soon turned into a look of irritation]
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Leni?
Leni Loud: [continues screaming] AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Leni?
Leni Loud: [continues screaming] AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!
Twilight Sparkle: Come on, Leni.
Leni Loud: [Leni's pupils are now screaming too] AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!
Twilight Sparkle: Snap out of it!
Leni Loud: [screaming continues] AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH!
Twilight Sparkle: [yelling in fury] LENI, THAT'S ENOUGH! I WAS JOKING!!!!!!!
Leni Loud: AAAHHH! AA- [stops screaming] Wait, what?
Twilight Sparkle: It's not true! None of it is true!
Leni Loud: It's not?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh for the love of...... Of course it’s not true! I mean, come on, Leni! No one has a spatula for a hand or a hoof. It was all a joke!
Leni Loud: Ooohhhhh...... [laughs repeatedly like she did with screaming] HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Twilight Sparkle: [groans and sighs] Ugh it's gonna be a long night.
[cuts into later in the night. Shows Crossover Restaurant with a big sign that says 'Open Forever']
[Twilight is shown at the counter reading a book. Twilight hears spooky noises and feels water dripping on her but she doesn't know what it is.]
Leni Loud: [on the ceiling wearing suction cups cleaning] Isn't this great, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: [screams] Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!
Leni Loud: There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day.
Twilight Sparkle: [says to the viewers] Grrgh! Open 24 hours a day, my plot! Seriously, What a ridiculous idea to give up one’s beauty sleep just to work longer without enough rest! I mean, think about it? Who wants a Fast Food at three in the morning?
[the scene cuts to Chowders bedroom]
Chowder: [Chowder's alarm clock goes off] Oh, boy! Three A.M.! [whips out a Chicken Cheese Burger and starts to eat it]
[the scene cuts back to The Crossover Restaurant, Twilight was still ranting]
Twilight Sparkle: Just look at this place. It's like a ghost town in here!
[the lights start to flicker on and off]
Twilight Sparkle: [to Leni] Haha. Very funny, Leni.
Leni Loud: Very funny, What?
Twilight Sparkle: "And the lights will flicker on and off." Just like the story. Yeah, I get it. Nice job Leni, you had me there, but… [realizes no one is flickering the light switch and looks shocked]
Leni Loud: Hey, Twilight, how are you doing that without using magic to move the switch?
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, I'm not doing it, Leni! And besides, even if I was, my horn would’ve been glowing. I’ll tell you what it is though; It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. This place isn't built to run 24 hours a day! Everyone usually sleeps at that time.
[the phone rings and Twilight picks it up using her magic]
Twilight Sparkle: What, what, hello? Hello? Hello?
Leni Loud: [walks up to the counter] Oh wow, Nice try, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Nice try, what?
Leni Loud: "The phone will ring and there will be no one there." [raises her eyebrows up and down and giggles] Oh, you crack me up.
Twilight Sparkle: B-but, Leni, I swear, I'm not doing this. [hangs up phone] Okay, okay! Calm down! Calm down! Don’t freak out, Twilight. Play it cool. Alright now! What was it? First it was the lights! [lights flicker on and off] And the phone. [phone rings] And then.... [gasps] The Walls will Ooze GREEN SLIIIIME!?!
[the walls start to ooze green slime]
Leni Loud: Oh no. That’s just Smooze coming to pick up his order. [to Smooze] See ya later, Smoozinator!
[Smooze then made an “A-okay” sign before leaving into the night.]
Twilight Sparkle: O-kay then,..... so I've cleared that. But what was that third thing?
[Twilight hears a motor, turns her head and opens her eyes wide; a bus pulls up to the Crossover Restaurant doors]
Leni Loud: [walks up to the counter] Huh, that’s strange? I didn't know the buses ran this late.
Twilight Sparkle: [gulps] They don't!
[The Hash-Slinging Slasher gets out of the bus and the bus pulls away. All Twilight and Leni can see is his spooky outline]
Leni Loud: Well, looks like they're dropping someone off.
[from outside, The Hash-Slinging Slasher lifts his spatula which is for a hand]
Twilight Sparkle: [screamed hysterically as her mane grew upright and wiggled] AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: THE SASH-RINGING, THE-THE-THE FLASH-SINGING, THE-BASH-PINGING…...
Leni Loud: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! [starts to cry]
Twilight Sparkle: At last you understand! We're..... we’re doomed!
Leni Loud: No! That's not it. [wipes tear] I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me! You must really like me! I mean really, really like me!
[Leni cries again as The Hash-Slinging Slasher is still pounding on the door]
Twilight Sparkle: Leni, there are two major problems with your theory. One - I like you, but not that much and certaintly not in that way! And two - How can that be me, when I'm standing RIGHT HERE?!?!
[The Hash-Slinging Slasher taps on the door with his spatula for a hand]
Leni Loud: [screams to the point where her hair grows and start wiggling] AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leni Loud and Twilight Sparkle: THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!!!
[The Hash-Slinging Slasher walks in the door and up to the counter]
Twilight Sparkle: [screams]
Leni Loud: He's going to flip me! Get away! Get away!
Twilight Sparkle: L-Leni,, I-I’m so, so sorry about all the mean things I’ve said to you in the past! I never meant them, and.... you were a really great friend! and I've always sort of liked you!
Leni Loud: Twilight, I used one of the pages in your books as toilet paper!
Twilight Sparkle: Huh?! Wait you what?!
Leni Loud and Twilight Sparkle: [both shrieked in unison] Get away! Get away! You're not welcome here!
(The shadow figure approaches towards the light and reaches the counter revealing that it's Dribbal the Glorp Corp Mixel holding a spatula in his hand. Twilight & Leni stop screaming)
Leni Loud and Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
Dribbal: Hey, Guys! sorry to spook you, are you okay?
Leni Loud: Dribbal?!
Twilight Sparkle: You're the Hash-Slinging Slasher?!?!
Dribbal: The what-now?
Twilight Sparkle: B-but I.... y-you..... ugh, never mind.....
Leni Loud: So what are you doing here at this late hour?
Dribbal: Well I heard about what you guys were doing & I came to ask for a job application? I even brought my own spatula. [holds up spatula] I called here earlier, but I hung up 'cause I was nervous. Plus, when I thought I heard your voice, I was surprised, so I also came down here to make sure it was you!
Leni Loud: Welllll....... if you wanna work here.... Do you have references?
Twilight Sparkle: Never mind that, why would you seek out a job in the first place?
Dribbal: Hey, I maybe a Glorp Corp Mixel. But even I never once applied to work for someone, so I’m inexperience in that department?
Leni Loud: Oh, well that does make some sense?
Twilight Sparkle: Wait, wait, wait! Something still doesn’t add up......
Dribbal: What?
Twilight Sparkle: Dribbal, if that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?
Leni Loud: That’s right, we still don’t know? 
[the lights flicker on and off; but this time, Leni, Twilight, and Dribbal look over to see a vampire flicking the light switch]
Leni Loud, Twilight Sparkle and Dribbal: Nosferatu!
Nosferatu: [smiles, light turns off]
THE END.
Category:Crossovers
Category:Parodies