Chapter 4: You're Not Gonna Want to Smell This...

Chapter 4: You're Not Gonna Want to Smell This... is the fourth chapter of Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2.
==Description==
==Story==
Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2
Chapter Four: You're Not Gonna Want to Smell This...
Written by AFriendlyNecromorph
With the help of
*DS2117
*Ryusenka16
*A Wikia Contributor
Thanks, guys! -AFN
Isaac: "WUT?"
Ellie: "I have to fart."
Isaac: "Then let it rip!"
Ellie: "RRRNT!!"
: (Ellie makes a fart sound with her mouth while she simultaneously farts as a Necromorph, a Slasher, appears out of thin air.)
Mr. Slasher: "Ugh... That is nasty."
: (Another Necromorph appears and speaks to Mr. Slasher.)
Ms. Spitter: "Hey, you wanna go out sometime?"
: (Kristen suddenly pops into the scene.)
Kristen: "What the hell? Phew!!!!" XD
: (Kristen smells Ellie's rotten-egg fart.)
Isaac: "Dude, that's nasty."
Ellie: "Why are you making fun of my farts? I thought we were friends." :(
Isaac: "My girlfriend is dead, I’ve hallucinated like over 30 times, so... Yeah, I'm gonna joke all I want about whomever I want."
Mr. Slasher: "Aww! Gawd!!!!"
: (It smells the nasty fart.)
Mr. Slasher: "Do these things ever go away?!"
Kristen: "LOL, THIS ALL STARTED WITH A FART!!!!!"
Mr. Slasher: "Yeah, that was unexpected." :)
Ellie: "That’s what she said!"
: (As soon as Ellie finishes her clever joke, everybody busts out laughing. Isaac looks around - confused - as their laughter starts to slow down, becoming an unrecognizable noise - now sounding like a distorted, nonhuman roar. The lights go out, and Isaac can now hear Ellie's attempts to wake him up.)
Ellie: "Isaac? Are you okay? Wake up, Isaac!"
Isaac: "Ahhh! Holy shit! I just had the weirdest dream!"
Ellie: "That wasn’t a dream, Isaac. You just passed out from the smell of my farts."
Isaac: "You're telling me that everything that happened in my "dream" actually happened because it was happening in reality?!"
Ellie: "Yes."
Isaac: "Oh. Well, uh... That’s even weirder, but it makes perfect nonsense." :/
: (Isaac makes a funny face, winks at the camera and looks around the room.)
Isaac: "Hey, Kristen. I didn’t expect to see you again so soon." :)
Kristen: "Hey, Isaac. Same here."
Isaac: "So... Does that mean we’re still in mortal danger?"
Ellie: "Yes."
Kristen: "Yeah."
Mr. Slasher: "Duh."
Ms. Spitter: "Maybe."
Evil, scary, red-eyed creature: "No shit."
Evil, scary, red-eyed creature’s partner: "Durp. I’m the one who shot you with the darts. Durp."
Isaac: "All right, if there are ANYMORE interruptions, make yourselves known... NOW!!! Don’t make me smack a bitch!"
: (Waiting for any possible interruptions, all present characters wait and awkwardly look around in silence, as to avoid upsetting Isaac any further. Apparently, he wants to smack a bitch.)
Isaac: "Okay, I don’t think anyone else is coming."
Ellie: "That's what she said!"
Everybody: "LOL!"
Kristen: "Stop! Please! You're tearing up my insides!"
Ellie: "Ha! That's what she said!"
Everybody: "ROTFL!" XD
Ms. Spitter: "Stop gushing, Isaac! I have to spit!"
Ellie: "OMG! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!" XD
Everybody: "OMFG ROFLCOPTER!!!" XD
Isaac: "No... That's what he said."
Ellie: "No... That's what she said."
Isaac: "That's what he said, literally. All three of those things. Trust me, Ellie."
Ellie: "What?"
Isaac: "Yeah... College was a very confusing time for me."
: (Isaac says this as he scratches the back of his head, makes a funny face, arches his back inward, and looks up at the ceiling.)
Ellie: "That's what she-"
: (Isaac interrupts Ellie.)
Isaac: "ENOUGH! Everyone who shouldn’t be in this scene needs to pop out of the story... NOW!!!"
Kristen: "Later, guys."
Mr. Slasher: "See you in a few minutes."
Ms. Spitter: "I’ll see you at the end of the movie."
: (Kristen, Mr. Slasher, and Ms. Spitter pop out of the story with a loud "pop.")
Isaac: "Finally, no more interrup-"
: (Ironically, just as Isaac is about to complete the sentence, "Finally, no more interruptions," he is interrupted by a loud "whoosh" as a mysterious vehicle swoops by overhead. Coming to a stop, a man hops out of the vehicle and approaches Isaac and Ellie.)
Man: "What's up, guys?! It's me, Future Isaac!"
Isaac: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!"
: (Facepalm.)
==Trivia==
* Most of this chapter's plot was inspired by a conversation in the comments section of the original posting of Chapter 3 on the Dead Space Wiki, which is actually referenced in this chapter's dialogue.
==Sources==
Category:Dead Space 2: Break-Fast 2 Chapters