Little Audrey: The Movie (Nostalgia Critic)

==Little Audrey: The Movie==
*Aired: April 22nd, 2009
*Previous review: Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments (April 15th, 2009)
*Next review: TMNT (April 29th, 2009)
==Transcript==
(the video starts, Nostalgia Critic sitting in the chair)
Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to. When I was a kid, I didn't have to be watched this one. (a image of Little Audrey is shown) So, what did they get me instead? (imimate Debbie from The Addams Family Values, turning anger) LITTLE... AUDREY!
(images of...)
NC (vo): Not Audrey II (from Little Shop of Horrors) and not Audrey Hepburn...
(a images and cartoon footages of Little Audrey is shown)
NC (vo): Little Audrey is a public domain cartoon character, appearing in early 20th century folklore prior to starring in a series of Paramount Pictures' Famous Studios cartoons from 1947 to 1958 as well as a Popeye cartoon, Olive Oyl for President. And not a Little Audrey cartoon, but she does make a brief cameo in it. God, I don't like to be funny one. In the matter of opinion, but somebody didn't like it. I didn't have to be funny this way.
NC: Do you know what this means? Really? The movie. Didn't get sucked out of this shit.
(the title is shown and the clips are shown as NC speaks)
NC (vo): If the animation is good, the voice acting is annoying, the music is whimsically decent, the characters are ripoff and racist, and Disney didn't exist.
NC: They had to go to this review. Let's take a look at Little Audrey.
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NC: Good God! Is that a maid with blackface and some bright reddish lips in the original?
NC (vo): I mean, what does the maid seem to be politically incorrect? Is she the smartest one in these cartoons on the screen? Well, I don't know if you do have to wonder where the hell Audrey's parents are.
Petunia: (to Audrey's mother and father) See ya aroun' in few days again.
NC (vo): Some negative racial speaking like racism this shit. And however, how did they have re-voiced Petunia the Maid? Thea Vidale from Tom and Jerry? And yeah, also this movie had to be re-animated design like (a image of...) Fat Albert's mom.
NC: During a racial content warning, can you imagine if they have to compare edit both like this?
Petunia ("Beavers" in 1956): You ain't "sho'" got it for trouble if you travel with your rifle! I'se warning ya!
Petunia ("Vidale" in 1992): You ain't got trouble if you go outside with your toy rifle! I'm warning you!
NC: Considered it to be better, this was good enough to be re-animated by the creator of...
(a posters including Filmation's Fat Albert, He-Man, Oliver Twist, Treasure Island, Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night, and Happily Ever After" is shown) 
NC (vo): What the hell was up with that rip-Hanna Barbera-off animation this shits?! 
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NC: (vo): Outside, Little Audrey notices a baby bird flying, shooting to kill.
Mother Bird: (crying over a baby bird's unconscious) My baby! My poor baby!
NC: (slams the table in annoyance) Damn it, movie! What would you do to notice a mother bird going to be hysterical?!
(Back home, Audrey discovered a baby bird's funeral overnight in the window)
NC (vo): When in shock, Audrey discovered a baby bird's funeral, while the animals grieved over the baby bird's death.
(during the funeral, the mother bunny rabbit kissed the baby bunny rabbit grieving over the baby bird's death, then the baby shrugs)
NC (vo): As in my opinion, what does the mother bunny rabbit kiss the baby? Well, I didn't know happen.
(the sign reads "That YouTuber who commented on this animal abuse ad." is shown as the baby shrugs.)
(birds hanging a bow of black ribbon at the edge of the nest. Hummingbirds fly in "missing man" formation. Even the moon, tree (a weeping willow), and flowers (here, pansies) cry for the baby bird's funeral.)
NC (vo): And also, what do many brownish birds sing like an angelic chorus while the animals and plants are going to be silently cries over his funeral? Good God, to be fair...
NC: Just get over a grieving dark version...
(a brief clip of Alice in Wonderland is shown as the bread butterflies kissing the tulips while the rocking horsefly flying over the flowers yawning is shown)
NC (vo): ...of "All in the Golden Afternoon" in a Disney film.
NC: Is this how we get a saddest song like this?
Alice: But I very seldom follow it! (cries)
NC: That's right. But that is the scene...
(back to the movie)
NC (vo): ...that got grieved over playing "Very Good Advice" you want to see!
(As rain begins to fall, the baby bird wakes up, revealing it was only unconscious...)
NC (vo): When the rain began to fall, the baby bird woke up from a dead act. "He's Gone" turns to "He's Back!" which it had similarity to do songs like (a poster of...) "Once Upon A Forest" as well.
Little Audrey: YOO-HOO!
NC (vo): Audrey changed his heart in overjoyed, befriending those birds as well.
Little Audrey: Now I want to be a friend. I'm gonna call you... Timothew Bird!
NC: Great! That's a Casper ripoff!
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