Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a British-American kickboxer, he's also a controversial social media influencer who tells men that their best is not enough and is a 
==History ==
Tate was a kickboxer and you all know all rich bastards don't start at being rich! He and his brother Tristan had rough beginnings, they had impoverished parents and all they got were hand-me-downs. Later in life his brother would storm Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants and take chicken that nobody ate so he and his brother could do training because chicken is high in protein kids! They even made a meal with beans so flavourless they called it Flavour, but the first time they tried steak they were blown away!
==Later in life ==
Tate and Tristan discovered this thing called social media, you see? And they made dumb stuff and this actually gave birth to the saying "what colour is your Bugatti?" which is just a dumb flex. A rich bastard might say to a kid "HEY! What colour is your Bugatti?" and a kid says back to him "well what colour is your dad?" which is just plain stupid. Tate and his brother were getting the green stuff very fast whilst posting videos on TikTok, YouTube, Twitter and Grindr, he flexed on how he drinks 10 - 15 cups of coffee every day. That can't be healthy.
Yeah, so much shit came out of Tate's mouth that his asshole should be jealous. Later the Tates were also BANNED from everything. Except Rumble. so with his "legally obtained" money he went to Romania, bought a Bugatti that looks like sickly excretions, a bunch of other cars, a massive mansion and more dumb shit including a PRIVATE JET!! Tate flies his jet everywhere whilst dropping trash on peasants who live in poortown.
==Arrest in Romania==
On the 29th of December, 2022. Andrew Tate and his brother were ARRESTED in Romania following some very serious charges we can't discuss here. According to the Romanian police it's because of a pizza box from Jerry’s Pizza which is in Romania during a clapback of Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg who told him to email Smalldickenergy@getalife.com after Andrew flexed about the emissions that his expensive hypercars make. According to them that’s all they needed to prove that he’s in the country!
People wonder if the Tates are actually in jail because the idiots with small members appear to be active on Twitter. Yes, Elon Musk reinstated him and IDK why because of what he did. 
Schools are now BANNING the use of his name with severe punishment for those who even say “Tate”, even if it’s referring to a friend or Mashed Potatoes. Those karens don’t see that sometimes a kid in school has the name Tate. 
==Trivia ==
*This is his dumb theme song
*The UnUnited Kingdom is re-educating teens who were brainwashed by this man
*Andrew Tate does not drink water, he drinks sparkling water.
*10 - 15 cups of coffee? That could kill a man, but Tate has a power so coffee can’t kill.
*He wants vaping banned because it’s not air. That’s actually something good!
*If air is being breathed, then Tate is happy.
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