The Other Kingdom/Transcript

(Episode begins with Mystic in her room, video chatting with Prince. Both are laughing.)
Prince: So let me get this straight: You got hit with squirrel pot pie how many times?
Mystic: Fifteen.
(Both laugh again.)
Prince: I wish I could be part of your zany adventures. Hey, maybe I could move to Wikia!
Mystic: You? No. You’re royalty!
Prince: True. What if I gave you and Candle Man a tour of Gameopolis?
Mystic: That would be nice. However, there are two other people who would need one.
Prince: Really? Who?
Mystic: The mean duck and the nerdy dog.
Prince: Oh, them. You still haven’t told me why or how the duck is mean.
Mystic: Don’t even get me started…
(Cue theme song. Then, cuts to Limefong watching The Grand Theft Show. Mystic walks in, humming and smiling. 
Limefong: Well, you seem cheery. What’s up?
Mystic: Prince just agreed to give us a tour of Gameopolis!
Limefong: Your cousin? Why do you need a tour?
Mystic: I was always too caught up with my own galaxy that I never got to visit Gameopolis.
Limefong: Fair enough. What does the place look like?
Mystic: I dunno.
Limefong: Hmm. Well, at least I could visit the place where they shoot The Grand Theft Show!
Mystic: I thought every single show in the universe was shot in TVland.
Limefong: Oh, it is, but because Gameopolis is an affiliate, they have their own studio.
Mystic: Makes sense.
(Candle Man and Shaduck walk in.)
Candle Man: Hey guys! What’s up?
Limefong: Nothing much. Just watching The Grand Theft Show.
Shaduck: Well, I heard you talking about some tour.
Limefong: Oh. We were talking about the kingdom ruled under Mystic's cousin, mother, and father. We're going on a tour of it!
Candle Man: Coolio!
Shaduck: When do we leave?
(The doorbell rings. Candle Man opens the door, and Prince is there in a yellow Nario Kart racer. He has brought along four for the rest.)
Candle Man: Is this the guy Limefong was talking about?
Mystic: Yep. Hey, Prince!
Prince: Hey! What's up?
Mystic: Just excited for Gameopolis. What about you?
Prince: I’m taking you guys to Gameopolis in Nario Kart racers! Get into all of yours!
(Mystic gets into a purple one, Limefong gets into a lime green one, Shaduck into a blue one, and Candle Man into an orange one. Limefong locks the door to the house and they all back out of the driveway and get into the road.)
Prince: Follow me, guys!
Candle Man: Okay!
Limefong: I’m not good at driving, but I can try!
Shaduck: Driving is fun!
Mystic: Well this is my first time driving...
Shaduck: Well, I love it. YAHOO!
(He starts it up and drives full speed down the street, hitting every mailbox in his sights. Limefong tries to follow him but crashes into a wall.)
Limefong: Gosh, I hate cars.
Shaduck: Nooob!
(Scene cuts to Mystic.)
Mystic: Uhhh… I will follow as well, I guess. 
(She presses the acceleration pedal slightly. When it lurches forward, she screams, and takes deep breaths. Candle Man and Prince look on at the horrible driver they call their friends.)
Prince: Please tell me you can drive.
Candle Man: Of course! After Baghead taught me how to fly his ship, the rest was easy!
Prince: Limefong, do you even know which buttons do what?i
Limefong: I do, I do! But I am not that much of an expert…
Mystic: It's my first time, like seriously.
Shaduck: (Shouting over motor.) LIME, IT’S JUST LIKE THE DRIVING LEVEL IN THE GRAND THEFT! COME ON!
Limefong: Okay!
(Limefong accelerates, and nothing bad happens.)
Limefong: Okay, didn't crash this time. Still dislike cars.
Shaduck: See? You can do it!
(Candle Man still does not move.)
Candle Man: Can we just go now?
Prince: Uh, yeah! Come on!
Candle Man: Let’s go!
(Prince starts driving down the road. Shaduck follows him while swerving across both lanes of the street, followed by Candle Man, who drives normally, Limefong, who occasionally slightly swerves as he follows slowly, and Mystic, who lurches bit by bit through the street. Soon, the quintet drive up to a large wall.)
Candle Man: How can we get past this, now?
(They brake and get out.)
Prince: This is the wall that separates Wikia and Gameopolis. Any citizen or person moving to Gameopolis can get past via a retinal scan.
(He walks up to a small half-sphere sticking out of the wall. He closes one eye as the half-sphere scans the other. The retinal scan stops, and a big part of the wall opens up. They all get back in their karts and drive past the wall into Gameopolis.)
Candle Man: But wait, your eyes are black dots…
Mystic: Try not to think about it too much.
Candle Man: Okay then…
(They drive to the castle, where the drawbridge comes down before them. They drive in, and drive through the castle, which looks a lot like the castles in the original Super Mario Bros. series. They brake in the throne room.)
King of Gameopolis: Prince, what have I told you about driving your go-kart in here?
Prince: Sorry, Dad.
(Mystic holds in laughter. Prince notices and gives her a brief kick in the shin.)
Mystic: Sorry, I thought you’d gotten smarter after the incident that led me to meet Candle Man.
Prince: I’m a prince, and you’re lower than me and in my kingdom. Therefore, I command you to take back what you said.
Mystic: Pfft, or else?
Prince: Or else we’ll feed you to the dragon. 
(A dragon that looks like Bowser is in a dungeon underneath the room. Mystic sees it, her eyes dots like Prince’s.)
Mystic: .naM eldnaC teem ot em del taht tnedicni eht retfa retrams nettog d’uoy thguoht I ,yrroS
Prince: Good.
Mystic: Wait, why do you even have a dragon?
Prince: To deal with meddling scums like you. 
Shaduck: Oooh.
(Mystic looks over at Shaduck, before smacking his arm.)
Mystic: Well, Draggy, (sing-song) YOU’LL NEVER EAT ME, YOU’LL NEVER EAT ME!
(The dragon growls.)
Prince: Now, do you want the tour or not?
Mystic: I do!
Prince: Then come with me.
(The Main 4 then follow Prince. They walk into a dark room.)
Shaduck: Where’s all the light?
Prince: Wait for it…
(A projector turns on.)
Prince: Listen. This documents our history.
(The video corresponds to what the voice-over person says.)
Voice-over Person: It’s been nearly two-hundred years since our founder, Gameopi, split away from his two brothers and founded the kingdom we know and love as Gameopolis. His descendants are still acting as the rulers, our most recent being Queen, King, and Prince. 
Shaduck: Ooh, is there a Princess?
Prince: Yes, but we tend to not talk about her.
Shaduck: Why?
Prince: Personal reasons.
Shaduck: Oh.
Voice-over Person: We have been peaceful since the kingdom’s founding, and have only jailed one person. Any potential monsters or villains have but put to work in the city, doing more than they ever would if they were evil.
Candle Man: I would like it more if the Spammers did that!
Limefong: But then we wouldn’t get paid every time we foiled their plans.
Mystic: Fair point. The only money I had before moving to Fandax was GalaxaCoin, and that buys nothing when you’re in another galaxy.
Voice-over Person: Hopefully, for years to come, Gameopolis is as peaceful and beautiful as it is now.
(Projection ends. Suddenly, something that looks like a garage door opens. Queen, with her giant pink kart, drives into the garage. Everyone but Prince screams.)
Queen: QUIET! Do you want a tour or not? Now hop on.
Shaduck: Wait, where do we sit?
(Queen presses a button on her dashboard that opens up another floor used for touring, reminiscent of a double-decker bus.)
Limefong: Oh, okay.
(They board the kart. It rolls out of the garage-like room and rolls down the street. All of the houses on the street look like the mini castles at the end of every original Super Mario Bros. level.)
Candle Man: Does every part of Gameopolis look like this?
Prince: Of course not.
(They pass over a bridge which suspends over a waterfall. A flying fish splats on the windshield. Queen wipes it off, paying it no mind.)
Shaduck: Does that happen often?
Queen: Yep.
Shaduck: LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF!
(He jumps off the kart and opens his bill wide. A flying fish goes into his mouth, but instead, he dies like in the Mario franchise. He respawns in the kart.)
Shaduck: I’ll come with you. (Shouts over his shoulder.) JERKS!
(They then pass a sign that says, “Green Hill Zone County”. Many waterfalls span behind them and they drive on grass. A blue porcupine runs next to them.)
Candle Man: I know you! You’re Sanic!
(Sanic winks and runs offscreen.)
Candle Man: Well, there’s one thing off of my bucket list.
Queen: Beautiful, isn’t it? We’ve been taking care of this place for generations.
(Limefong spots a ring on the ground and eats it.)
Limefong: For insurance.
(Finally, they make it to downtown Gameopolis, The Candle Friends’ mouths drop as they lay their eyes upon the site: The roads are cobblestone, but nothing else is as medieval. There is a sign that says, “Cham’s Cantina”, and the cantina itself is filled with people that look like LEGO minifigures. There is a flying bus in the air above them, carrying people armed to the teeth. At a salon, someone uses a Minecraft sword to cut someone’s hair. A bunch of dancing fountains are in the center of the area. Some people play Ultimate Ping Pong in an outdoor pavilion. A movie theater is showing, “The Good, The Bad, and the Awful ET Game”. Next to the theater is a haberdashery by the name of Crook’s Nanny, complete with Nom Took sweeping outside the store. Finally, a stone statue of a Katamari sits to the left of the fountains.)
Candle Man: This place is absolutely incredible! It’s like gaming heaven!
Limefong: Speaking of games, where is The Grand Theft stuff at?
Prince: Oh, you wouldn’t want to go there.
Limefong: Why?
Prince: The games are all about crime and stuff, so that’s what you would expect from there as well!
Limefong: Can I go there by myself, at least?
Prince: I don’t know...
Mystic: (Channeling her inner detective.) Wait...The Grand Theft is about crime...and Limefong was once a criminal himself...CM, are you seeing the same connection as I am?
Candle Man: Hm?
Mystic: Limefong is looking rather sus, we should vote him out. 
(Candle Man just gives Mystic a bruh look to his face behind her back.)
Candle Man: You know, Lime might not be the imposter, I mean...he didn’t kill anyone, now did he?
Mystic: But did he do his tasks this morning? Or did you not look at the cameras like you were supposed to?
Limefong: I paid the bills! I did the taxes! I took out the trash!
Candle Man: What, are we-
(The scene changes to make it look like everyone is in the middle of a discussion in the cafeteria, appearing like the characters from Among Us, Candle Man being gray, Mystic being purple.) 
Candle Man: Crewmates on a ship in the middle of space?
Shaduck: That’s...oddly specific.
(Suddenly, The Side 5 are teleported into the game, Baghead being orange, TwoBrains being yellow, Pesron being light cyan, Kellie being black, and Moose being red.)
Baghead: Uh, why are we in Gameopolis?
Mystic: I have no idea, you tell me.
Candle Man: Prince?
Prince: The game can’t operate when there are less than six players, so the game improvised.
Limefong: Well, I’m not sus!
Mystic: YES YOU ARE!
Moose: How?
Mystic: He likes a crime game!
Baghead: So? I like Prisonbust, but I’m not sus!
Candle Man: Well, I think Mystic’s sus!
Shaduck: Me too!
Limefong: Same here.
(Everyone except Mystic presses the same button.)
Mystic: What did you guys do?
(Suddenly, it is revealed that everyone has voted Mystic, and Mystic herself has gone with Candle Man. Because voting no one else can overpower the vote-out, she is ejected.)
Mystic: OH FOR GALAXIA’S SA-
(The scene cuts to Mystic floating across the screen.)
Overhead speaker: Mystic was the imposter. You win!
Shaduck: (Bursts out laughing.) Good move, guys.
Prince: Thank Ocman!
(Suddenly, they all get teleported out of the game, since it is over. Everyone is back in their original forms, and downtown.)
Limefong: So anyway, The Grand Theft place? I can handle it! I got all my powers! Pleaseeeeee!
(Limefong pouts and whimpers like a puppy.)
Candle Man: Alright, but don’t let us catch you dead.
Limefong: I promise I won’t go against your word!
(He runs off-screen, panting as he is excited.)
Kellie: Uh, can we go home now?
TwoBrains: As soon as we find Baghead.
Pesron: Baghead?
(He opens the door of the LEGO cantina, then turns to shout to the others.)
Baghead: I’m gonna stay here a little longer.
TwoBrains: Bye, then.
(The Side 5 [minus Baghead] leave.)
Shaduck: Whatever, can we just continue with the tour?
(Queen pulls up in the big tour kart.)
Queen: Yes, hop on.
(The Main 4 and Prince hop on the kart and continue the tour. Scene changes to the touring group going to a mini golf course.)
Candle Man: Uh, what’s this?
Prince: A mini golf course. Did you ever play mini golf?
Candle Man: No, never heard of it.
Mystic: There’s one in Wikia. You haven’t gone?
Candle Man: Nope.
Prince: Let me show you how.
(Prince grabs a club and a golf ball. He sets the ball down. Suddenly, some arcade-esque graphs pop up, tracking the power of his strike. The golf ball sails up in the air, then goes down glitchy, like there is bad internet. Finally, it hits the ground inches away from the hole.)
Prince: PAC balls!
Candle Man: I don’t get it.
Prince: Then it’s lucky where I’m gonna take you next.
Candle Man: Where?
(Prince and the gang go to an arcade.)
Mystic: Wait, I thought your kingdom was based on games, and don’t have games in… well, game form.
Prince: We don’t. Actually, the arcade games are played in real life.
Shaduck: But then… that means…
(They get teleported into PAC-Blob.)
Prince: But wait, we need protective suits and stuff for this, and we didn’t even start the game! What’s going on?
Candle Man: IT DOESN’T MATTER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(Everyone is suddenly trailed by ghosts of all colors, as they try to eat up the dots to survive. A ghost gets dangerously close to Shaduck.)
Shaduck: Uh oh. I’d better hurry! Oh wait!
(As he comes across a fork in the road, he turns invisible, confusing the yellow ghost.)
Yellow ghost: Huh? Where did black guy go?
Black ghost: Me here
Yellow ghost: Not you! Duck one disappear.
Black ghost: Me no know where duck go.
(Limefong runs around a corner, worried about ghosts, when a purple ghost pops out from around the corner and hits Limefong. However, the ring Limefong ate comes out and disappears, giving Limefong a chance to get away.)
Limefong: I knew that insurance would work!
(Cuts to Prince who eats the grapes in the center, then eats a gobble pellet. Every ghost turns orange.)
Green ghost: Oh no.
Orange ghost: Run for life!
(They all run, but they are all eventually eaten. Mystic eats the final pellet, causing the Main 4 [excluding Limefong] and Prince to win.)
Prince: Woo!
(Suddenly, they all get teleported into Shovel Stan. They are the Stans, and are trailed by monsters.)
Mystic: WHAT DO WE DO?!
Prince: PUMP!
Candle Man: Pump the monsters?
Prince: YES!
(Shaduck recklessly runs and pumps some monsters.)
Prince: Like what Shaduck did.
Candle Man: Okay!
(Candle Man, Prince and Mystic work together and pump four monsters. Shaduck continues to be reckless until he gets hit. Shaduck disappears, dead.)
Prince: Ugh, what made him so reckless?
(Shaduck respawns.)
Shaduck: My driver’s ed teacher.
(Candle Man continues to pump some monsters. New monsters come, and Candle Man is too tired, so he uses his fire ability.)
Prince: Nope, that won’t work. You need to pump them.
Candle Man: I have anger issues and I’m sick of continuously pumping the monsters. I need some rest!
(Prince pumps some monsters. Shaduck sits down and does nothing but grabs popcorn and watches. Prince continues to pump until every monster is pumped to the point of explosion.)
Prince: We’ve done it!
Mystic: That should be it… right?
(Suddenly, they all get teleported into the throne room dungeon. The dragon suddenly crawls out from the shadows, a big evil grin on his face.)
Shaduck: Uh oh…
Mystic: It’s him!
(Cuts to Limefong, who has found the TGT place.)
Limefong: Finally, found it! Now, time to open up that platform and start playing that godly game!
(Limefong onto a street, and sees crime after crime happening.)
Limefong: Huh, that reminds me of my past. Why are those people shooting windows and robbing pet shops in real life?
(A person suddenly throws a lit cocktail at an officer. This sets the officer on fire.)
Limefong: Huh, that's funny for some reason. Let me join the fun!
(Limefong breaks a vehicle's window and hijacks the vehicle. He keeps throwing grenades everywhere, which causes millions of dollars in damage. Because of this, money pops up in midair next to Limefong and lands in the passenger seat of the car.)
Limefong: This is where the fun begins.
(Back to the other Candle Friends and Prince, who stare into the eyes of an evil dragon.)
Prince: Wait a second. You’re the one who teleported us here!
(The dragon grins evilly and nods.)
Mystic: But how? Wait…
(She pats herself down, looking for something.)
Mystic: W-where is it?
Prince: Where is what?
(The dragon holds up a small device.)
Mystic: MY TELEPORTER!
Shaduck: You needed a teleporter to teleport? YES! I knew I was better than her!
Prince: So that’s why we were teleported into death traps!
Candle Man: But how did he get ahold of it?
(Flashback to the first time Mystic and the dragon meet.)
Flashback Mystic: (sing-song) YOU’LL NEVER EAT ME, YOU’LL NEVER EAT ME!
(The dragon growls. Cuts back up to Mystic, where, as she bends down to taunt the dragon through the crosshatched metal trapdoor, her teleporter falls out of her pocket. Back to the present time, where the dragon crushes the teleporter.)
Mystic: Well, we’re not going down without a fight!
Candle Man: Yeah! Time to light it u-
(The dragon breathes flames onto Candle Man, killing him. When he respawns, an extra life meter pops up, showing that Candle Man has one extra life left, Shaduck has no more lives remaining, and the rest have full lives.)
Dragon: I don’t want you, wax man!
(Everyone is shocked because he can speak.)
Prince: Then… who do you want?
Dragon: Mystic.
Prince: Wait, why her?
Dragon: Because of her uncalled for insult.
(Shaduck starts pushing Mystic toward the dragon.)
Shaduck: Well, if she’s the one you want, take her.
(Prince pulls them both back.)
Prince: No! If you want to eat a relative of the royal family, you’ll have to go through us.
Dragon: Gladly.
(The dragon grows larger in size and acquires different abilities and weapons.)
Candle Man: Uh oh.
(Meanwhile, Limefong gets busted after his car crashes.)
Police Officer #1: Get out of the car! You’re coming with us!
Limefong: It was just an accident!
Police Officer #2: You still crashed your pathetic car into ours. Just look at the damage you did!
Limefong: I can pay you. Look at all the money in my car!
(He opens the trunk and two million dollars spill out.)
Limefong: Well, this is awkward.
(The officers cuff him. Suddenly, the two officers get hit on the head, and get knocked out. Behind them is none other than a fellow person in the game.)
Limefong: Cladeau?!
Cladeau: I’ll take care of these guys. Just get out of here and hide!
Limefong: Okay!
(He runs out of the TGT zone, and runs across hills and other areas until he comes across Defend the Tower. He sees a large catapult.)
Limefong: Yes! I can hide in there!
(He takes out the bomb that was put in there and compresses himself so no one can notice him. Meanwhile, at the bottom of the catapult…)
Pillager #1: Are you sure you didn’t wind the catapult too far back? I’m afraid we’ll overshoot…
Pillager #2: I didn’t. Trust me.
Pillager #1: Okay…
(He releases the catapult, and it has indeed overshot, sending Limefong above the tower and through the air.)
Limefong: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hey, I can see Wikia from up here! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
(Scene cuts back to the other Main 4 and Prince.)
Prince: He’s growing in power!
Mystic: How do we defeat him?!
Candle Man: I don’t know, but we’ve gotta act qui-
(The dragon breathes fire onto everyone but Shaduck, killing them. They all respawn, Prince and Mystic with one life remaining, and Candle Man and Shaduck with zero.)
Mystic: Candle Man, stay behind me. I have an expandable life!
Shaduck: And me?
Mystic: Eh, you’re on your own.
Prince: Let’s get him!
(Prince and Mystic charge at the dragon with sticks. The sticks barely penetrate the dragon’s skin, and all they do is aggravate.)
Prince: Uh oh. I think that made him even more angry!
(Scene cuts to a few seconds later, where they all sit in the back of the dungeon with no lives remaining.)
Shaduck: This is all Mystic’s fault.
Mystic: Me?! All I wanted to do is meet some of my relatives!
Prince: Blackduck is right. If you didn’t mock the dragon, none of this would’ve happened.
Shaduck: It’s Shaduck not Blackduck, but yeah, she caused all of this.
Candle Man: But how are we going to get out now?
(Suddenly, faint screaming is heard from above the dungeon. Wanting to know what the screaming is coming from, everyone crawls out of the shadows, the dragon included, and look out the closed dungeon door. They see Limefong, who is about to hit the dungeon door head on.)
Candle Man: Lime! You’re our only hope! We have no lives left!
Limefong: AHHHHH!
Candle Man: Right, he didn’t hear me. Maybe if I shout loude-
(Limefong crashes through the floor, destroying the dungeon trapdoor and landing straight onto the dragon, killing the both of them.)
Mystic: LIME!
Prince: Relax! He’ll return!
Candle Man: And the dragon won’t!
(Everyone cheers as Limefong respawns with only life remaining.)
Limefong: Huh? Eh, cheering is good.
(Everyone now cheers, but as they stop, the dragon respawns after first glitching in a few times.)
Limefong: Uh, who’s that?
Mystic: The dragon THAT WAS TRYING TO KILL US!
Limefong: Not to worry! I’ll save you al-
(The dragon breathes fire onto Limefong, killing him. He respawns with no more lives left.)
Limefong: Never mind.
(Everyone screams. Suddenly, rumbling is heard from above.)
Prince: What’s that sound?
Candle Man: I think it’s getting louder.
Mystic: And closer!
(Everyone covers their ears as the rumbling gets very loud and very close. Then, a pink hot-air balloon busts through the floor and lands in between the near-dead heroes and the dragon. Inside is Queen.)
Queen: Quick, get in!
(The Queen takes out an orange double-bladed lightsaber and begins hitting the dragon with it as the five board. It immediately kills the dragon, but he respawns quickly. The hot-air balloon rises out of the dungeon and into the air.)
Shaduck: You saved us!
Prince: How did you know we were in there, though?
Queen: When I saw a hole in the ground in my throne room the size of Limefong, I knew what was going on.
Candle Man: True.
(The hot-air balloon goes up very far, giving the six of them a complete view of Gameopolis. Seen up there is everywhere they’ve been: the wall, the castle, downtown, Green Hill Zone County, the Bridge of Fish, the arcade, and The Grand Theft area.)
Shaduck: Man, that was fun.
Limefong: And it’s very beautiful from up here.
Queen: I wonder what King will think once he gets back into the throne room.
(Cuts to King, who leaves the bathroom, newspaper in hand, and gawks at the giant hole in the floor of the throne room.)
King: WHAT THE?!...
(The dragon pulls himself partially out of the dungeon, his front legs steadying his body as he sticks his head above the dungeon.)
King: Dragon, what happened here?
Dragon: I will never tell, but let’s just say I have a sworn vendetta against Mystic Galaxtic Star.
(Back to the hot-air balloon friends, who laugh.)
Candle Man: This has been a bizarre adventure.
Mystic: It’s too bad we weren’t able to see it all.
Prince: Who’s to say the tour’s over?
Shaduck: It isn’t?
Queen: No! But I would like to get a picture of all of you.
Prince: Mom…
Queen: Prince, I want a picture. All of you, crowd together.
(They all scrunch up on a side of the hot-air balloon.)
Queen: On three… one… two…
(Mystic, seeing that she has an opening, bumps Shaduck off the side of the hot-air balloon.)
Shaduck: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Candle Man: SHADUCK!
Prince: THAT WAS HIS LAST LIFE, MYSTIC!
Mystic: Relax, I’m sure he’s fine!
Queen: I suppose you’re right. No one can die in Gameopolis.
Candle Man: Then what happened to him?
(Cuts to Shaduck who respawns outside of Gameopolis. The gate in the Gameopolis wall is still open.)
Shaduck: Oh, cool.
(Suddenly, the gate shuts.)
Shaduck: What the duck?!
Guard: (From overhead speaker.) SHADUCK BLACKBIRD, YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM GAMEOPOLIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.
Shaduck: Hmph. No one ever gets my name right.
(He walks away, kicking a grape soda can in the process. Back to everyone in the hot-air balloon.)
Mystic: Doesn’t matter. LET’S GO FINISH THAT TOUR!
Prince: I do have a place I want to show you.
Candle Man: What is it?
Prince: Tell you when we get there. Just know you might wanna practice your driving skills, cuz you’re gonna need them.
(Everyone groans. Zooms out on the hot-air balloon as the sun sets. Episode ends.)