Stinky Pete’s birthday punishment day

== Cast ==
* Woody
* Buzz Lightyear
* Stinky Pete
== Transcript ==
Stinky Pete: It's my birthday today! I am now 18 years old! I hope I get a good birthday this time!
Woody: Not so fast! STINKY PETE, YOU DON'T DESERVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED! THIS MEANS NO BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOU THIS YEAR!
Stinky Pete: What, are you kidding me? No birthday cake? Please tell me guys just teasing!
Buzz Lightyear: NO, WE ARE NOT TEASING AND YOU WILL NOT BE GOING TO PIZZA PLANET THIS YEAR, FROM ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU DID IN THE PAST, YOU'RE GETTING A PUNISHMENT DAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Stinky Pete: NO! I WANT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Woody: TOO BAD!
Buzz Lightyear: FIRST PUNISHMENT, EATING GREEN BEANS!
Woody: YOU ARE GOING TO EAT ALL OF IT!
Stinky Pete: (He is eating green beans.) I want my birthday cake you jerk!
Buzz Lightyear: (He’s holding a megaphone.) SECOND PUNISHMENT, SHOUTING IN YOUR FACE WITH A MEGAPHONE! FOR THIS ONE, YOU ARE NOT COVERING YOUR EARS, WEARING EARPLUGS, OR WEARING NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES, OR ELSE ME AND BOWSER WILL HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER PUNISHMENT! (He’s shouting through Chef Poo Poo’s ears.) YOU'RE MANIAC!
Woody: (He’s holding a microphone.) THIRD PUNISHMENT, GETTING EMBARRASSED IN PUBLIC BY HOLDING UP THIS SIGN FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE! (The children are laughing by looking at Chef Poo Poo holding a sign that says, I'm a whinny moron!)
Buzz Lightyear: (He’s holding a megaphone.) FOURTH PUNISHMENT, LISTENING TO THE DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG FOR 1 HOUR STRAIGHT!
(After one hour...)
Woody: (He’s holding a microphone.) LAST PUNISHMENT, WATCHING CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG ON ANDY'S IPAD OUT IN PUBLIC FOR THREE HOURS!
Stinky Pete: But Woody and Buzz, I hate Clifford the Big Red Dog!
Buzz Lightyear: I DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE AND HATE! IF YOU REFUSE TO DO SO, ME AND BOWSER WILL HAVE TO ADD ANOTHER PUNISHMENT!
(Everybody is laughing at Stinky Pete watching Clifford the Big Red Dog on Andy’s iPad for three hours.)
Woody: Although, you got no cake this year! You still got some presents, you can open them up.
Stinky Pete: (He opened his all of presents, except he got the wrong presents that he didn't want.) What the heck? These are the wrong presents! IN MY MIND, I DESERVE A CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY! ALL YOU HAVE EVER DONE IS MISTREAT ME!
Buzz Lightyear: I DONT CARE! We got you DVD's like Sesame Street, Bob the Builder, Barney and Friends, The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That and Jake and the Neverland Pirates! We also got you joke books! For that result, you will be telling us jokes at the dinner table everyday, because you need to laugh with other people! It's very important!
Stinky Pete: But, I hate telling jokes and laughing with other people is embarrassing! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE CAKE BECAUSE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! I WANT MY SOUTH PARK DVD!
Woody: IT DOESN’T MATTER ABOUT YOU'RE OVERSENSITIVE TO HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR! YOU'RE STILL TELLING US JOKES AND YOU'RE NOT RESISTING A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Stinky Pete: You ruined my birthday again! I'M GONNA BURN THOSE JOKE BOOKS AGAIN! I'M NOT GONNA TELL JOKES!
Buzz Lightyear: NO YOUR NOT! YOU ARE ALSO GROUNDED!