Too Heavy to Enjoy

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Too Heavy to Enjoy is an episode from SpongeBob SquarePants, season 144 (Altern Version). In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick take Squidward to a concert but Squidward doesn’t notice that it’s a heavy metal concert until the music starts playing.
== Characters ==
* SpongeBob SquarePants
* Patrick Star
* Squidward Tentacles
* Presenter (debut)
* Heavy Jr. (debut)
* Singer (debut)
* Heavy metal drum player (debut)
* Incidentals
== Production ==
This episode was confirmed by Vincent Waller on August 13, 2023.
== Story ==
(The episode starts with Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick at the concert)
Squidward: I can't believe you two brought me here, I haven't been in a concert in years!
SpongeBob: No problem Squidward! You know you're our best friend! (laughs and hugs Squidward)
Squidward: No, I'm not! (pushes him away)
Presenter: Eels and sponges! Stars and octopuses! Copepods and jellyfish! Nematodes and...!
Squidward: Yes, we already get it! Go on!
Presenter: The concert is about to begin! Turn your shell phones off, please!
(The curtain opens)
Squidward: Huh? Those aren't classical instruments... Those are...!
(The band starts playing)
Squidward: A heavy metal concert!? Bu... bu... but the ticket said it was a classical concert! (shows the ticket)
SpongeBob: Squidward... Read the read the fine print!
Squidward: Why would the fine print matter? The ticket says "Classical concert!".
(SpongeBob points between "classical" and "concert" and Squidward reads the fine print)
Squidward: "I don't know who wrote that word up there but he doesn't know much about the concert because this is actually a heavy metal..." CONCERT!
(Squidward looks to the camera with a desperate face)
Squidward: I must get outta here! (walks to the exit door)
(Approximately 7 minutes TBA)
Squidward: (sobs) I'm never gonna get out of this concert!
Audience: SHHH!!! (Squidward pipes down, and it's one of the few moments in the episode when the music the band is playing is completely audible)
Squidward: Hey... This isn't that bad! (the band keeps playing for a few seconds and Squidward is amazed, but soon stop. The concert has ended and the curtain starts going down) Huh?
SpongeBob: Well, that was it, Squidward! Did you enjoy it?
Squidward: Uh... I would have if I had at least listened to it before trying to avoid it.
SpongeBob: Oh, but don't worry Squidward!
Patrick: Yeah, look! We got some entrances for a new concert tomorrow.
Squidward: Oh! A heavy metal concert! There's nothing that could go wrong this time!
(The Next Day)
(They're at a different concert, with dubstep music playing. SpongeBob and Patrick are amazed, but Squidward disappointed and angry) Squidward: I hate this.
== Trivia ==
* This episode had the longest sneak peek of the show so far.
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