Best ways to create a supreme muffin

add 3 pounds extra of sugar 
eat one before baking to ensure that eating one does absolutely nothing for you
find more muffins
hire a pro to make better muffins
poison one and feed it to your neighbor
throw them in the pool (let the muffins soak up AS MUCH chlorine AS POSSIBLE)
throw them at your least favorite squirrel
call the cops and ask them to test your muffins
Dad?
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