Sonic and The M.O.B/A Bastard For Hire

This is the first episode of Season 1 of the web/YouTube Series "Sonic and The M.O.B"
Previous Episode: None
Next Episode: Meeting May-HAM
== Transcript ==
It begins where Sonic was watching TV.
* Sonic: (slurps his soda) Another day, another lazy sunday baby..
* Tails: (shouts) SONIC, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU--
* Sonic: Get the fuck out of my livin' room, or I'll whoop your butter tail.
* Tails: IT's TUESDAY YOU KNOW.
* Sonic: I know, Tails. Do you think i'm a dumbass? 
* Tails:  Well personally, yes. But in your heroic side, no.
*Sonic: I'm no longer a heroic guy anymore. Remeber, I retired from being a hero since all of my enemies hasn't gotten any evil plans since Amy and i broke up. 
*Tails: Your an lazy-ass bitch, thats why she broke up with you.
*Sonic:  (sighs) At least the TV has no godamn commericals about a hire-
Suddenly the TV brodcasted a commerical about a hirement.
*Sonic: What's this now?
*Bobby (on Commerical) Hello there audience! This commerical is promoted for a hirement. For the M.O.B industries. A.K.A "Mobius Of Bastards"
*Sonic: Gettin' good...
*Bobby: (on Commerical) If you want to be hired then call right now! the text of our phone number is in the bottom of the screen so you don't have to be a bastard.
*Sonic: Oh right! I'm gonna contact them right now.
Sonic gets out his phone and starts calling them.
Meanwhile at the M.O.B headquarters..
*Bobby: (answers the call) Hello Jello? 
*Sonic: Hey pal, how would you like it if i was a M.O.B's newest bastard?
THE END
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