The Whitney Stays In The Picture (Horseland Lost Episode)

Uh hey, you didn't happen to bring any pictures of Spider-Man with you, did ya? Oh, my bad, I somehow thought you were Peter Parker. Where are my manners? You know something, operating The Daily Bugle is one of the most hardest jobs I've ever done. The only things I need nowadays are photos of the web slinger Spider-Man cause there's always something about that pesky superhero. Well, I know who he is without the mask, but there's a lot of crimes here in New York everyday. Somebody, or at least everyone needs to come together to end this madness.
None of this is quite important, what is important is that I have to tell you this story. First of all, my name is J Jonah Jameson. I am the founder of The Daily Bugle. My job is to make sure I have photos ready for the next newspaper print.
(More to come)