Weedo 9000

Weedo 9000 is a creature that exists in North Park. Once a man, Weedo was transformed into his "9000" form in a terrible weed related accident. Now he searches for more weed to smoke and pisses people off. 
== Background ==
While Randy Marsh was visiting North Park one day to promote his newest brand of Tregridy Weed, some unlucky son of a bitch fell head first into a radioactive giant weed bowl at the Tregidy weed festival. Inhaling all that toxic weed completely fucked the man's DNA, tuning him into a half weed, half orb, half human and 33.68% machine hybrid. 
== Appearance ==
Weedo 9000 is a horrible looking short creature with a gaunt green skull like face and bright magenta eyes. He has light green hair that resembles marijuana leaves, and thick angular eyebrows. His body is round and lumpy.
== Personality ==
Weedo is fucking cunt who scams people outta their money so he can fill his addiction, although in this case, he needs the weed to keep himself alive. He's often seen beating and jumping people in public and stealing their valuables for money. He hates kids and minorities. 
== Family ==
His drug dealers are like a family to Weedo. 
== Relationships ==
dude...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!
Weedo was molested in the 'ight of 87 by Candy Cornelia Lady(CCL) who was summoned randomly during Halloween. No one knows how he survived the encounter, nor do they really care. Weedo brags about having sex with her, but every Halloween he becomes a scared little bitch and hides wherever he can to not encounter her again. 
== Powers and abilities ==
Weedo has tiny little weed spores that float around him that slowly make anyone near him high as shit.
== Gallery ==
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File:WilbertWheado01.png|Wilbert Wheado, Weedo's original human form before he was transformed.
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Category:Male Characters