Animaniacs: The Movie

The Warner siblings and the other characters live in Burbank, California. However, the Animaniacs will get cartoon with Bugs Bunny from past Warner Bros. cartoon stars on the show.
==Transcript==
All right, ladies and gentlemen!
May I present to you the most, wonderful
and glorious morning in the making...
Animaniacs!
-(APPLAUSE)
-(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Winds in the east
♪ There's a mist comin' in
♪ Like something is brewing
And about to begin
♪ Can't put me finger
On what lies in store
♪ But I feel what's to happen
♪ All happened before
♪ A father,
A mother
♪ A daughter,
A son
♪ The threads of their lives
All raveling undone
♪ Something is needed
To twist 'em as tight
♪ As a string you might use
When you're flying a kite
♪ Chim, Chimney, chim-chim
♪ Cher-ee, chim, cher-oo ♪
Oh!
Eh, what's up, Docs?
Welcome to a special edition
of Animaniacs.
When Warner Bros. asked me
to introduce their movie,
I said, "For you guys, anything!
"As long as I'm paid in advance."
Eh, but I remember it clearly as
if it all began quite a while ago.
♪ Of all of this by-ways
Just one night to that
♪ This one's the hardest
To find on a map
♪ Warner Bros. Studios
As sweet as a song
♪ But the animation who comes here
They don't stay for long
♪ Chim, Chimney, chim-chim
♪ Cher-ee, chim, cher-oo! ♪
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs
♪ And we are zany to the max
♪ So just sit back and relax
You laugh 'til you collapse
♪ We're Animaniacs
BOTH:
♪ Come join the Warner brothers
♪ And the Warner sister Dot
ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot
♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
♪ But we break loose and than vamoose
And now you the plot
♪ We're Animaniacs
♪ Dot is cute
And Yakko yaks
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks
♪ While Bill Clinton plays the sax
♪ We're Animaniacs
♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe
♪ Good feathers flock together
Slappy whacks them with her purse
♪ Button chases mindy
While Rita sings a verse
♪ Writer script flipped
We have no script
♪ Why bother to rehearse
♪ We're Animaniacs
♪ We have pay or play contracts
♪ We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
♪ We're animany
Totally insaney
♪ Pinky and the Brain-y
♪ Animaniacs!
♪ Those are the facts ♪
NARRATOR:
Newsreel of the Stars!
Hollywood, 1930, the Warner Bros. Studio.
Here at the studio's
new animation department,
the artists toil endlessly
to come up with cartoon stars,
ultimately creating three new characters,
the Warner Brothers and
their sister, Dot.
ALL: Hello, Nurse!
Unfortunately, the Warner kids
were totally out of control.
-Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
-The trio ran amok
throughout the studio.
Until their capture.
The Warners' films, which made
absolutely no sense,
were locked away
in the studio vault,
never to be released.
As for the Warners themselves,
they were locked away in
the studio water tower,
also never to be released.
Publicly, the studio
has disavowed any knowledge
of the Warners' existence,
to this very day,
when the Warners escaped!
(HORN HONKS)
Woo-hoo!
Okay.
What's our location?
Feast your eyes.
So, what do you call it?
-Green Acres.
-Get current.
Okay, Acme Acres.
What do we need next?
Wacky, but lovable neighbors.
(SHUSHES)
Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.
Oh, boy!
Rabbit tracks.
Did someone knock?
Now I gotcha, you...
You rabbit!
Say doc, are you trying to get
yourself in trouble with the law?
That ain't rabbit hunting season.
It's not?
Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun.
Elephant gun?
That's right, doc,
so why don't you go
shoot yourself an elephant?
You do and I'll
give ya such a pinch!
-BOTH: Oh!
-That's gotta hurt.
We gotta ask someone to help.
Yeah, let's go!
And the last whopper
headache for Elmer Fudd.
Diminutive, ain't they?
You're Bugs Bunny?
Eh, yeah. Bugs Bunny.
We do know you.
We're the Warner Brothers!
And the Warner sister Dot.
Hmm... Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny, say does he
have, uh, great big long ears...
Like these?
-Yeah!
-Uh-huh.
And does he hop
around like this?
BOTH: Yeah.
And does he say "What's up, doc?"
Like this?
Eh... What's up, doc?
ALL: Yeah! Whoo!
Nope. Never heard of him.
ALL: Aww.
You know, I have something
I wanna show you.
Come with me!
ALL: Okay!
(GIGGLING)
And this is the rabbit hole.
This is where
I've been all day.
Have you been there?
Yeah.
Not to mention this.
Can't go wrong with rabbits, doc.
You see, that's another thing
we have in common.
Eh, what's that?
BOTH: Uh...
Can you show us the map
of Acme Acres?
Hm?
Can you show us?
Of course!
-BOTH: Really?
-Nah.
Please! We can't go back there.
Look! They'll make us
do stand-up comedy,
the same jokes every night
for all eternity.
We're gonna be locked up like wild animals,
and then trotted out to
perform for Pinky and the Brain.
Well, maybe not.
But without these scripts,
we'll be doomed!
Please, please! Help us!
This always works.
Please, please, please!
Well, since you asked so nicely, sure.
So, all that it takes is a spark.
(SNAPS FINGER)
And something as plain
as a park becomes...
A wonderland!
♪ All you have to do
Is look anew
♪ Then you'll understand
ALL: Whoa!
♪ Why
♪ It's a jolly holiday
Aware me
♪ And we make our heart so light
♪ When the day is grey
And ordinary
♪ We can make your sun shine bright
♪ Oh, happiness is blooming
All around them
♪ The daffodils are smiling
At the dove
♪ When I might hold your hand
♪ You feel so grand
♪ You heart starts beating
Like a big brass band
(GIGGLING)
♪ It's a jolly holiday
Aware me
♪ No wonder it's
The Animaniacs I love
Come on, you three!
ALL: Okay!
♪ Lovely
♪ Just like other rabbits
♪ Thinking parks are good for us
♪ It's just
Rabbits, ducks, and nannies
♪ I don't
Understand all the fuss
♪ Is he doing this
To spite us?
♪ We could meet him for a luck
♪ Perhaps it's all a plot
♪ I'll tell you what
♪ He seemed so different
ALL: ♪ Now that we know what
♪ There is something
To excite us
♪ In
♪ The
♪ Park
ALL: Whoa!
What was that?
Welcome, Animaniacs!
I'm Buster Bunny.
And I'm Babs Bunny.
BOTH: No relation.
You've sat beneath me often enough.
What are you saying?
I've waited half a century
to take a walk
on a sunny day.
Like this.
♪ Ain't it a glorious day?
♪ Right as a morning 
In May
♪ I feel like I could fly
♪ Have you ever seen
The grass so green
Oh, Bugs.
♪ Or a bluer sky
ALL: ♪ A blue, blue, bluer sky
BOTH: ♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday
♪ Aware me
♪ Better days I've never known
♪ You can ask the passing statuary
ALL: ♪ Nothing's ever set in stone
-Eh, what's up, Doc?
-Morning, Bugs!
You're looking tip-top
from top to toe,
if I may say so.
Thank you, Doc. And you may.
♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday
Aware me
♪ No wonder it's
The Animaniacs we love
Hey!
Do you think Daffy Duck
is looking a bit timid today?
No, why?
I knew him when
he was a little boulder.
A little boulder. (LAUGHS)
♪ To see a statue
Dance like that
♪ You can't believe your eyes.
♪ You fear you've lost your marbles
♪ But a thinker thinks
You're wise
♪ So you should hasten
Call a mason
♪ Tell him what you've seen
♪ If he knows his craft
He'll think you daft
♪ But we'll know what you mean
ALL: ♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday
Aware me
♪ No wonder it's
The Animaniacs we love
♪ Now Notre Dame
Can cause alarm
♪ And I've me own hunch why
♪ The gargoyles need to gargle
♪ 'Cause their throats get rather dry
♪ And just between us
I know Venus
♪ Has a vice that shocks
BOTH: Huh?
♪ She often drinks
With a Sphinx who winks
♪ Is neat and on the rocks
ALL: ♪ Oh, it's a jolly holiday
Aware me
♪ No wonder it's
The Animaniacs we love
ALL: Whoa!
(LAUGHING)
♪ Let's go
For a jaunty saunter
♪ You are bound to make your mark
♪ Looks like
All of you were born to
♪ Take a promenade in the park
♪ With those finely
Chiseled features
♪ You can look down from above
♪ Each man out with his dog
Will stand agog
♪ To see a statue
Take a gentle jog
♪ It's no wonder
♪ It's the Animaniacs we love
ALL: ♪ Love, love
♪ No wonder it's
The Animaniacs we love
♪ It's a jolly holiday
With you three
♪ Gentlemen like you are few
♪ Thought you're just a diamond
In the rough then
♪ Underneath your blood is blue
ALL: ♪ Your blood is blue
♪ You'd never think of
Pressing your advantage
♪ Forbearance is the hallmark
Of your creed
♪ A lady needn't fear
When you are near
♪ Your sweet gentility
Is crystal clear
ALL: ♪ It's crystal clear
♪ It's a jolly holiday
With you three
♪ A jolly, jolly holiday
With you
(HUMMING)
ALL: ♪ Ladies with parasols
Fellows with characters
♪ There were no Negroes
And there were no immigrants
Eh, Warner Bros. need a hit series by 9:00.
And the fate of the project
rested in the hands
of two hard-working.
♪ And there were twenty-five years to go
Whee!
♪ And there was music playing
♪ Catching a nation
In its prime
♪ Beggar and millionaire
♪ Everyone, everywhere
♪ Moving to the ragtime
-YAKKO: Wait.
-DOT: Who turned off the lights?
ALL: Whoa!
Everybody!
♪ And there was distant music
♪ Skipping a beat
Singing a dream
♪ La-la-la
♪ A strange, insistent music
♪ Putting out heat
Picking up steam
♪ La-la-la
♪ The sound of
Distant thunder
♪ Suddenly starting to climb
♪ It was the music of
♪ Something beginning
♪ An era exploding
A century spinning
♪ In riches and rags
And in rhythm and rhyme
♪ The people called it ragtime
♪ Ragtime
♪ Ragtime
♪ Ragtime ♪
(APPLAUSE)
Eh, thank you, all.
Thank you.
Oh, look! Is that the Animaniacs?
-It's the Animaniacs!
-It's Yakko, Wakko and Dot!
Ooh, I tawt, I taw...
I did see the Animaniacs.
Eh, pardon me, Warner Brothers.
-Oh, and the Warnet sister Dot.
-Yes, that's me!
So, could I have your autograph?
Back off!
Let the doctor take a look.
-Hey...
-ALL: Whoa!
Whoops. A little high.
-Going down.
-(YELLING)
So, what do you say
we go for a little spin?
ALL: Whoa!
All right, they're okay.
-That's crazy.
-We're a little dizzy.
Step aside, Doc.
Why, Yakko, Wakko and Dot,
you'll be fine if you
remember any of these.
What are those?
Those are the three things.
One, your adversaries
have tapioca for brains.
Two, always have fun.
And three, villains always
fall for cheesy disguises.
Eh, I think Pinky and the Brain
are busy working
in the lab.
Okay. How can we tell which
ones are wacky and magic?
Ooh! You said a magic word!
-Huh?
-Hurry,
before we get jinxed.
ALL: Ah...
Bing-bong-bing!
Bing, bong!
Bing, bong!
Bing, bong!
-Bing, bong!
-Okay.
It's us, the Warner Brothers!
And the Warner sister Dot.
Right, and I'm
a Warner Brothers actor.
Hey, Bugs' got
something like that.
He is a bunny. Only it's...
Only it has cartoons all over.
Well, sure, look at him.
He's even got more gadets
to help us.
Eh, we'll fix your timing.
Look at our facilities.
-We got music!
-We got top-hats!
You do?
Well, then, there's nothing
a little magic wouldn't fix.
And where would we all like
to go on this fine, fine day?
The Royal Looney Music Hall, please.
-Where?
-What's that?
We're on the brink of an adventure.
Don't spoil it with
too many questions.
♪ In the nursery
You were never by yourself
♪ There was quite another world
Upon your shelf
Hold on!
♪ Where each day crowds
Make their way
♪ Upon the sun's descent
♪ To a mythical
Mystical
♪ Never quite logistical tent
♪ Yes, in this
♪ Dilly dynamical,
Simply ceramical
♪ Royal Looney Bowl
♪ There's a cuddly and curious
Furry and furious
♪ Animal watering hole
♪ Where the monkeys and
Hummingbirds
♪ Know the tunes and the words
Every beast, large and small
♪ Loves the very top drawable
Always encorable
♪ Royal Looney Music Hall
Ooh, that one tickled my tail.
Here we go!
BOTH:
♪ Yes, in this
♪ Marvelous, mystical
Rather sophistical
♪ Royal Looney Bowl
♪ There's a lotta birds cueing up
A lotta hams chewin' up
♪ Scenery they swallow whole
-♪ There are lots of cats tuning strings
-♪ Nightingales in the wings
BOTH: ♪ Waiting for their big drum roll
♪ At the simply sensational
♪ Standing ovational
ALL: ♪ Royal Looney Music Hall ♪
Here we are!
But where's the music hall?
Oh, yes. That.
Silly me.
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Step right up! Step right up!
-Wow!
-Goodness!
How on earth did you do that?
One thing you should know
about the Looniversity.
We never explain everything.
Hurry! Hurry!
Get tickets while you can
for the one-night-only,
one and only...
Bugs Bunny!
What an honor it is to
have you join us this evening.
Eh, thank you.
And who is this I see?
Why, it's Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
You know us?
Of course!
Everyone knows the Warner Brothers
and the Warnet sister.
Hurry along now.
Get yourself some peanuts
and candy floss
and go right on in.
May we, Bugs?
Yes.
-(CHEERING)
-Just be careful
and make sure you stay happy.
♪ At the highly acclaimable
Nearly untamable
♪ Lavishing praisable
Always roof-raisable
♪ Royal Looney
♪ Music Hall ♪
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(APPLAUSE)
Bucks and mares,
cubs and does,
welcome to our show of shows.
'Tis my great honor to introduce
this evening's united guest.
The one...
The only...
Animaniacs!
-Oh, hey!
-Thank you.
Sing for us, Animaniacs!
-Sing, sing!
-Who, me?
Come on, have a go.
-Really?
-I haven't sung before.
-Please sing for us, Animaniacs!
-Sing for us, please!
Okay, I'll try.
Super...
Cali...
Fragilistic...
Expiali...
Docious!
(ALL CHEER)
What is it?
It's a word by Mary Poppins.
And unless I'm very much mistaken,
I think it's going to prove
a useful one.
♪ When trying to express oneself
It's frankly quite absurd
♪ To leaf through lengthy lexicons
♪ To find the perfect word
♪ A little spontaneity
Keeps conversation keen
♪ You need to find
A way to say
♪ Precisely what you mean
♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
♪ If you say it loud enough
♪ You'll always sound precocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
What does it mean?
Eh, it means exactly
what you want it to.
♪ When stone age men were chatting
♪ Simply grunting would suffice
♪ Now if they heard this word
♪ They might have used it
Once or twice
♪ I'm sure Egyptian Pharaohs
Would have grasped it in a jiff
♪ Then every single pyramid
Would bear this hieroglyph
♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Say it and wild animals
Would not seem so ferocious
♪ Add some further
Flourishes
♪ It's so rocococoscious
-♪ Ah
-♪ Ah
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ The Druids
Could have carved it
♪ On their mighty monoliths
♪ The ancient Greeks
I'm certain
♪ Would have used it in their myths
♪ I'm sure the Roman Empire
Only entered the abyss
♪ Because those Latin scholars
never had a word like this
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ If you say it softly
♪ The effect can be
Hypnotious
♪ Check your breath
Before you speak
♪ In case it's halitotious
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
♪ Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
You know, you can
say it backwards,
which is... (SPEAKS BACKWARDS)
But that's going
a bit too far,
-don't you think?
-Indubitably.
♪ So when the cat
Has got your tongue
♪ There's no need for dismay
♪ Just summon up this word
♪ And then you've got
A lot to say
♪ Pick out those eighteen consonants
And sixteen vowels as well
♪ And put them in
An order which is
♪ Very hard to spell
-♪ S
-S...
-♪ U
-U...
-♪ P
-P...
-♪ E
-E...
♪ R
♪ R
♪ C-A-L-I-F
♪ F
♪ R-A-G-I-L
♪ L
♪ I-S-T-I-C
♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D
♪ O, C-I-O-U-S
(ALL CHEER)
Smarty pants.
ALL: ♪ S-U-P-E-R
♪ C-A-L-I-F
♪ R-A-G-I-L
♪ I-S-T-I-C
♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D
♪ O-C-I-O-U-S
♪ S-U-P-E-R
♪ C-A-L-I-F
♪ R-A-G-I-L
♪ I-S-T-I-C
♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D
♪ O-C-I-O-U-S
♪ S-U-P-E-R
♪ C-A-L-I-F
♪ R-A-G-I-L
♪ I-S-T-I-C
♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D
♪ O-C-I-O-U-S
Here we go!
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
♪ If you say it loud enough
♪ You'll always sound precocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
BOTH: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious! ♪
(APPLAUSE)
Eh, good job, you three.
Thank you.
Oh, Bugs, could you give
us an example?
Eh, certainly.
Always loved that one!
(BOOM)
What's that sound?
Wakko, look!
It sounds like Pinky
and the Brain.
It wasn't a dream after all.
-Shall we go?
-Absolutely.
It'll take someone with heart,
guts, brains, and a pancreas.
I think you'll find
Pinky and the Brain
at Acme Labs.
-Thanks, Bugs!
-Thank you!
Good luck.
How are we gonna get in there?
Villains always fall for cheesy disguises.
PINKY: Gee, Brain,
what do you want
to do tonight?
BRAIN: The same thing
we do every night, Pinky,
try to take over the world!
(GASPS)
I hear voices.
Pinky, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
I think so, Brain, but
what are we gonna do
in the next millennium?
The same thing we do
every millennium, Pinky.
How are we going to get the Earth
to lose weight?
I know!
We can get everyone
-to go on a diet!
-Diets don't work.
Not even if you work as a single.
Look what happened to Jerry Lewis
after he broke up with Dean!
All that stuff in your hair.
Oh, shut up.
You're so annoying!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
When this scene starts to animate,
it already has.
Has it ever occurred to you, Pinky?
Oh, no. You don't say.
There's no time for me to
waste time, Pinky.
(WHISPERS)
What are they talking about, Yakko?
Shh.
Luckily, I know the secret ingredient
of a veritable evil-making
mind controller in Acme Acres.
Happy, Pinky?
Well, frankly that's not a surprise.
♪ These children have been spoiled
♪ It arrived here just in time
♪ By chance
I brought the punishment
♪ That best befits the crime
(SIGHS)
♪ Brimstone and Treacle
♪ And codliver oil
♪ Liberal doses of each
♪ These are the treats
From which children recoil
♪ The lessons I'm going to teach
♪ Just follow my model
And don't mollycoddle
♪ It may lead the irksome to irk
♪ So seek satisfaction
From punitive action
♪ Brimstone and Treacle will work
Pinky, does it taste
as bad as it smells?
Worse.
Open!
♪ Brimstone and Treacle
♪ And carbolic soap
♪ These are the tools of my trade
♪ With spoonfuls of sugar
You don't have a hope
♪ Of seeing that changes are made
♪ Where manners are chronic
♪ My tincture's the tonic
♪ It's certain to wipe off a smirk
♪ Just pour out a ration
In matronly fashion
♪ Brimstone and Treacle will work
You will come join me at once.
As for the Animaniacs,
we shall take charge of them
together.
But they're funny kids, Brain.
But I'd be bothering
with them if they weren't.
But Bugs can't help them
if they won't let us,
and no one is as hard
to teach as a kid he knows everything.
So?
So they've got to do
the next bit on their own.
BOTH: ♪ Chim Chim-in-ey
Chim Chim-in-ey
♪ Chim Chim Cher-ee
♪ When you're with a sweep
♪ You're in glad company
Let's do it.
(ELECTRIC BUZZING)
What's going on?
Oh, no.
What happened to Pinky
and the Brain?
-They got zapped.
-Oh, no!
-Hey, Yakko.
-What is it, Dot?
That's why Pinky and the Brain
brought the evil-making mind controller.
Oh. I see.
Is this good news
or bad news?
Bad news.
Oh, now I remember.
Let's go back.
Okay.
BOTH: ♪ Chim, Chimney, chim-chim
♪ Cher-ee, chim, cher-oo! ♪
(BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING)
(YAWNS)
Good morning.
Lovely weather!
Hey, Wakko, is our place tidy?
As tidy as they
can make it.
If you knew how hard
it was to search for Pinky
and the Brain last night.
Really? I noticed that.
It was throughly pleasant.
I never enjoyed
the travel before.
Oh, man, I am so fond of flowers.
That's very silly.
Oh, boy.
I'm afraid it has
an urgent appointment.
WOMAN: Actually,
it was all three of them.
-Who said that?
-I said it.
Now that's comedy!
ALL: Slappy Squirrel!
-That's me.
-Where have you been?
I don't suppose
you know where I am?
I suppose we have no choice.
Well, how are we
going to do that?
Everything is possible.
Even the impossible.
Are you ready?
(MUSIC PLAYING)
-Wow!
-What just happened?
Where are we?
♪ Come to the funfair
ALL: ♪ So close your eyes
♪ On Hushabye Mountain
♪ Wave goodbye
♪ To cares of the day
♪ And watch your boat
♪ To the funfair
♪ Sail far away
(ALL GASP)
♪ To the funfair
-Whoa!
-It looks like we're dreaming.
-♪ Come to the funfair
-♪ Come to the funfair
♪ Fall into line
-♪ Come to the funfair
-♪ Come to the funfair
♪ Twinkle and Shine
ALL: ♪ Take a ride
On a merry Roundabout
♪ Sail a dreamboat
Across the lagoon
♪ Go around until
You reel on the Ferris wheel
♪ Or fly, fly, fly
♪ In a toy balloon
Why don't you
♪ Come to the funfair
Fall into line
♪ Come put a smile on
Twinkle and Shine
♪ Come to the Funfair
♪ Follow the throng
ALL: Whoa!
♪ Everyone's there
At the Funfair
♪ Come along
-♪ Everyone's there
-♪ Everyone's there
ALL: ♪ Come along, come along
Come along
♪ To the funfair ♪
(LAUGHING)
Over here, everyone.
This will get it done.
This is the entrance.
We don't want to
chip the glaze.
Eh, what's up, Docs?
ALL: Bugs, you're here!
At your service.
Say, how are you all doing
this fine evening?
We came to tell you
that we've been
paying attention to where
we're going.
Well, now, I'm no expert,
but if ever I lose my way,
I just look for
a little light to guide me.
♪ Let's say you're
♪ Lost in a park, sure
♪ You can give in to
The dark or
♪ You can trip a little light
Fantastic
♪ With me
♪ When you're alone in your room
♪ Your choice is just
Embrace the gloom
♪ Or you can
Trip a little light fantastic
♪ With me
♪ For if you hide
Under the covers
♪ You might never see the day
♪ But if a spark can start
Inside your heart
♪ Then you can always find the way
♪ So when life is getting dreary
♪ Just pretend
That you're a leerie
♪ As you trip a little light
Fantastic
♪ With me
What's a leerie?
Why, it's what we lamplighters
call ourselves, of course.
Time to send out the call to arms.
Leeries, trip the lights
and lead the way!
♪ Now when you're stuck
In the mist, sure
♪ You can struggle
And resist or
♪ You can trip a little light
Fantastic
♪ With me
♪ Now say you're lost
In the crowd
♪ Well, you can stamp
And scream out loud
♪ Or you can
Trip a little light fantastic
♪ With me
♪ And when the fog comes
Rolling in
♪ Just keep your feet
Upon the path
♪ Mustn't mope and frown
Or worse, lie down
♪ Don't let it be your epitaph
♪ So when life is getting scary
♪ Be your own illuminary
♪ Who can shine their light
For all the world to see
♪ As you trip a little light
Fantastic
♪ With me
(BAND PLAYS)
♪ A leerie loves the edge of night
♪ Though dim, to him
The world looks bright
♪ He's got the gift of second sight
ALL: ♪ To trip a little light
Fantastic
♪ A leerie's job's to light the way
ALL: ♪ To take the night
And make it day
♪ We mimic the moon
Yes, that's our aim
ALL:
♪ For we're the keepers of the flame
♪ And if you're deep
Inside a tunnel
♪ When there is no end in sight
♪ Well, just carry on
Until the dawn
♪ It's darkest right before the light
♪ As you
Trip a little light fantastic
♪ Won't you
Trip a little light fantastic
♪ Come on
Trip a little light fantastic
♪ With me
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Come along.
Join us in a bit
of a kick and prance.
What did he say?
Kick and prance.
It means "dance."
It's leerie-speak.
You don't say the words you mean.
You say something
that rhymes, only...
Here, I'll show you how it works.
Daffy, give us
your weep and wail.
To the rest of ya, that means tale.
-♪ I was short of a sheet
-♪ He was in the street
-♪ Just a tumble down the sink
-♪ Just to get himself a drink
-♪ Then I pinched what's fatter
-♪ He grabbed his ladder
-♪ He smiled and smirked
-BOTH: ♪ To work
You see, there's nothing to it.
Can we speak leerie, Bugs?
Ah, yes. Can you?
Of course, they can!
They're Yakko, Wakko and Dot!
They're the Animaniacs!
Eh, go ahead.
♪ Come on,
Tell us your sorry tale
ALL:
♪ Give us your weep and wail
-♪ Well, we had this bowl
-♪ Rabbit in the hole
-♪ The fell and broke
-♪ Bicycle spoke
-♪ So we took it to a shop
-♪ Like a lollipop
-BOTH: ♪ And then upside down
-♪ That's a circus clown
-♪ Then went to the bank
-♪ Rattle and clank
-♪ Got lost in a fog
-♪ Lump on a log
-♪ Till we found a friend
-♪ To stand and defend
-♪ Who took us on a trip
-♪ Snap a horse's whip
ALL: ♪ And we tripped
A little light fantastic
Now that sounds
a little bit bombastic.
-But they tripped the light.
-We tripped the light.
ALL: Let's trip a
little light fantastic!
ALL:
Join us, Bugs Bunny!
You've got it!
Now let's get
you all back home!
ALL: ♪ Now if your
Life is gettin' foggy
♪ That's no reason to complain
♪ There's so much in store
Inside the door
♪ On Warner Brothers Studio
♪ So when troubles are incessant
♪ Simply be more
Incandescent
♪ For your light comes
With a lifetime guarantee
-♪ As you
-ALL: ♪ Trip a little light fantastic
-♪ Won't you
-ALL: ♪ Trip a little light fantastic
-♪ Come on
-ALL: ♪ Trip a little light fantastic
♪ With me
♪ Went to the bank
Rattle and clank
♪ Met with the boss
Pitch and toss
♪ Got lost in a fog
Lump on a log
♪ Trip a little light fantastic ♪
(ALL LAUGHING)
It's finals week again.
Which means it's time for the
student animation festival tomorrow.
And I'm sure you're all
dyin' to volunteer as judges.
That's what it needs.
More heart.
Eh, if there's ever anything
I can do for you,
it's best I take my leave.
Good night, Animaniacs.
ALL: Good night.
Don't be too hard
on him, guys.
Bugs is just a leader, after all.
Of course, he is, Yakko.
If it wasn't his doing,
it could be us.
I think the festival starts tomorrow.
(SIGHS)
I sure miss Bugs.
He's a Looney Tunes star
who teaches us tricks.
What are you talking about, Wakko?
There's only two more
of the studios to go.
I don't want to lose our home.
You see? That's why we
wanted the animation.
We kept worrying too much.
After all, we can't lose
what we've never lost.
♪ Do you ever stay
♪ Awake at night
♪ Just between the dark
And the morning light
♪ Searching for the things
♪ You used to know
♪ Looking for the place
Where the lost things go
♪ Do you ever dream
Or reminisce
♪ Wondering where to find
♪ What you trully miss
♪ Or maybe all those things
That you love so
♪ Are waiting in the place
Where the lost things go
♪ Memories you've shed
♪ Gone for good you feared
♪ They're all around you still
Though they've disappeared
♪ Nothing's really left
♪ Or lost without a trace
BOTH: ♪ Nothing's gone forever
Only out
♪ Of place
♪ So maybe now the dish
And my best spoon
♪ Are playing hide and seek
♪ Just behind the moon
♪ Waiting there until
♪ It's time to show
♪ Spring is like that now
♪ Far beneath the snow
ALL: ♪ Hiding in the place
♪ Where the lost things go
♪ Time to close our eyes
♪ So sleep can come around
♪ For when you dream you find
All that's lost is found
♪ Maybe on the moon
♪ Or maybe somewhere new
ALL: ♪ Maybe all we're missing
Lives inside
♪ Of us
♪ So when you need his touch
And loving gaze
♪ Gone but not forgotten
♪ Is the perfect phrase
♪ Smiling from a star
♪ That he makes flow
BOTH: ♪ Trust he's always there
♪ Watching as it grows
ALL: ♪ Find him in the place
♪ Where the lost things go
You got a problem, Pinky?
Boy, I'm gonna be happy
to see you!
-Good work, Pinky.
-Ah, go on.
No, really!
On a scale of one to ten,
you are an eleven.
Ah, Brain, you're too kind.
I'm embarrassed, I'm blushing.
(CACKLING)
(BOTH CACKLING)
(FANFARE PLAYS)
(BAND PLAYS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Buster? Babs?
Yakko? Wakko? Dot?
Where have you been?
There's something
Bugs' has to tell us.
The whole studio has turned
out for the announcement.
Wait, what are you saying?
-It's starting now.
-Have fun!
(CHEERING STOPS)
Hello, there!
We're the Warner Brothers.
And the Warner sister Dot.
(ALL CHEERING)
Look at them.
Cheering that little pipsqueak.
Let them cheer.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Pinky, grant me my first wish.
We wish to rule the universe.
Okay.
(RUMBLING)
ALL: Whoa!
-What is this?
-What is going on?
(CACKLES)
What happened to you?
Why am I not surprised?
Now where were we?
Hmm. Oh, yes.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Ladies and gentlemen,
all of you welcome
for Sorcerer Pinky
and the Brain!
(SNICKERS)
BUGS: Pinky, Brain, stop!
(GROANS)
You again?
Yakko, Wakko, Dot, run!
(BOTH YELP)
Hey, what's the big idea?
BUSTER: Brain, stop!
Leave them alone!
(ALL YELP)
Stay back! Stay back!
All of you, stay back.
Not one more step.
I've worked too hard, Bugs Bunny.
Too hard to let them
destroy everything.
They're the Animaniacs, Pinky.
They're threats!
You think I'd let them
go back to the studio
to keep your memory alive? No.
-That's a lie.
-Oh, is it?
Tell me this.
If Bugs Bunny loves you guys so much,
why don't you come on
and join us?
You're wrong!
It's a prison.
I order you to stop.
Babs is right!
An order should derive
from the consent.
There's a new order now.
My order!
Finally, you will bow to me.
We will never bow to you.
Bugs is the real musical leader!
Yeah, you just wanted
to rule the universe
-and stole those songs!
-(CROWD GASPS)
Well, excuse me,
we're the only ones
who are willing to do
what it takes to seize your life.
BOTH: Whatever it takes.
What?
What's happening?
-(GROWLS)
-(ALL YELP)
♪ So you think
You've got friends
♪ In high places
♪ With the power to
Put us on the run
♪ Well, forgive us
These smiles
♪ On our faces
♪ You'll know what power is
When we are done
-(ALL WHIMPER)
-BOTH: So...
♪ You're playing with
The big boys now
♪ Playing with the big boys now
Oh, that's pretty.
♪ Every spell and gesture
♪ Tells you who's the best
BOTH: ♪ You're playing with
The big boys now
♪ You're playing with the big boys now
♪ You're playing with the big boys now
♪ Stop this foolish mission
♪ Watch a true magician
BOTH: ♪ Give an exhibition
How
♪ Pick up your silly twig, boy
BOTH: ♪ You're playing with
The big boys now
(CACKLING)
BOTH: ♪ You're playing with
The big boys now
♪ You're playing with the big boys now
♪ By the time of hours
♪ You will kneel before us
BOTH: ♪ Kneel to our
Splendorous power
(BOTH YELP)
-♪ You put up a front
-♪ You put up a fight
♪ And just to show
We feel no spite
♪ You can be our acolyte
BOTH: ♪ But first, boy
It's time to bow
♪ Or it's your own
Grave you'll dig, boy
♪ You're playing with the big boys
-(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
-♪ Playing with the big boys
♪ Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
♪ Playing with the big boys
♪ Playing with the big boys now! ♪
(ALL YELLING)
No!
Yakko! Wakko! Dot!
Apologies, old friend.
But the show must go on.
(ALL SCREAMING)
BOTH: Wakko!
(PANTING)
(ALL YELL)
Ha, ha!
Please, please, everyone!
-Pinky?
-Orchestra.
A-one, a-two, a-one...
♪ They're Pinky and the Brain
♪ Yes, Pinky and the...
Hey!
Look!
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, litter star
Nice, Elmyra.
(BOTH YELL)
We're blasting off again!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BELL DINGS)
No! (SCREAMS)
(CRASH)
SHIRLEY: (GASPS)
Gosh! Look up there!
It's the Animaniacs
in need of rescuing.
ALL: Whoa!
Woo-hoo!
-Wow.
-Perfect landing.
Wait, who saved us?
We all did.
And any friend of Bugs'
is a friend of ours.
BUGS: Yakko!
Wakko! Dot!
ALL: Bugs!
(ALL CHEER)
-You did it!
-Yay!
Oh, man. I wish hugging
makes me wanna cry.
(BLOWS NOSE)
I hope cartoons are super simple.
You bet.
The photo.
We lost it.
Eh, it's okay, you three.
I hope you all did great.
ALL: Really?
Yes, Docs.
PLUCKY: Great.
What's my role?
Musketeer or romeo?
Oh, Plucky, it's almost the end
of the movie.
No way, Buster!
Yes way.
Babs and I did it in
just the nick of time.
We made these scripts just for you.
ALL: For us?
Yup.
Let's set up for the finale.
♪ Anything can happen
If you let it
♪ Sometimes things are difficult
♪ But you can bet it
♪ Doesn't have to be so
♪ Changes can be made
♪ You can move a mountain
If you use a larger spade
♪ Anything can happen
It's a looney
♪ It can be a butterly
♪ Or just stay tuney
BOTH: ♪ Stretch your mind
♪ Beyond fantastic
♪ Dreams are made of
Strong elastic
♪ Take some sound advice
And don't forget it
ALL: ♪ Anything can happen
If you let it
I wonder.
ALL: ♪ Anything can happen
If you let it
♪ You won't know a challenge
♪ Until you've met it
♪ No one does it for you
♪ No one but yourself
♪ Vascillating violets
♪ Get left up on the shelf
♪ Anything can happen
Just imagine
♪ That should be my epitaph
♪ I wear the badge in
♪ Honor of this world's
Free thinkers
♪ Those who see beyond
Their blinkers
ALL: ♪ Jelly isn't jelly
'Til you set it
♪ Anything can happen
If you let it
♪ If you reach for the stars
♪ All you get are the stars
♪ But we've found
A whole new spin
♪ If you reach for the heavens
♪ You get the stars thrown in
♪ Feed the birds
♪ Tuppence a bag
♪ Tuppence
♪ Tuppence
♪ Tuppence a bag
Feed the birds, sir.
Only tuppence a bag.
For me?
This tuppence is despicable.
♪ Tuppence
♪ Tuppence
♪ Tuppence
♪ A bag
Babs, I'm afraid I've
underestimated you.
-How can you forgive me?
-How can you ask?
It was selfish of me
to keep you off the stage.
We want to go back,
and I don't mind if you do.
No, I loved it.
But I've found a role
I rather prefer,
and it's going to keep me
extremely busy for a very long time.
Eh, sing with me, Doc.
BOTH: ♪ Anything can happen
Raise the curtain
♪ Things you though impossible
Will soon seem certain
♪ Though at first it may sound clownish
♪ See the world more
♪ Upside-downish
♪ Turn it on it's head
Then pirouette it
ALL: ♪ Anything can happen
If you let it
♪ If you reach for the stars
♪ All you get are the stars
♪ But we've found
A whole new spin
♪ If you reach for the heavens
♪ You get the stars thrown in
ALL: ♪ You get the stars
Thrown in
ALL: Aww.
Thank you, Bugs!
Thank you for giving
us our scripts.
Eh, no problem.
I will see you very soon.
ALL: Bye, Bugs!
-Bye!
-So long, Animaniacs.
(ALL CHEER)
-Goodbye!
-So long!
Bye-bye!
ALL: ♪ If you reach for the stars
♪ All you get are the stars
♪ But we've found
A whole new spin
♪ If you reach for the heavens
♪ You get the stars thrown in
♪ Anything can happen
It's official
♪ You can choose the super
Or the superficial
♪ Sally forth the way
We're steering
♪ Obstacles start disappearing
♪ Go and chase your dreams
♪ You won't regret it
-♪ Anything can happen
-♪ Anything can happen
♪ Anything can happen ♪
See you in season two, docs.
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
Expialidocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
Expialidocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
Expialidocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
Expialidocious
♪ S-U-P-E-R
♪ C-A-L-I-F
♪ R-A-G-I-L
♪ I-S-T-I-C
♪ E-X-P-I-AL-I-D
♪ O-C-I-O-U-S
Here we go!
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
♪ If you say it loud enough
♪ You'll always sound precocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
BOTH: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
ALL: ♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious
♪ Supercalifragilistic
♪ Expialidocious! ♪
(APPLAUSE)
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(STAMMERS)
That's all, folks!
♪ If your day's up the spout
♪ Well, there isn't
A doubt
♪ There's nowhere to go
But up
♪ And if you don't believe
♪ Just hang on to my sleeve
♪ For there's nowhere to go
But up
♪ As you fly over town
♪ It gets harder to frown
♪ And we'll all hit the heights
If we never look down
♪ Let the past take a bow
♪ The forever is now
♪ And there's nowhere to go
But up, up
♪ There's nowhere to go but up
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