Awesome Quotes

This is a page for awesome quotes
Rebecca Black says its Friday... But is it?
- Dont click here
It will be LEGEN-wait for it... DARY
- Barny Stinson
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
- John Stormpaine
I love Bacon
- Roger Wildeagle
MY LEGGG!!!!!!!!
- That dude from spongebob who always yells MY LEGGGGGGGGG
Stop posting things that have nothing to do with the wiki and stop using futuristic weapons!!!!!!!!!
- Tama63 (who is this btw)
I'll be back...
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
MY LADY CLOTHES!!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!
-Roger Wildeagle
Hold on! Hold on! Im gonna let yall finish, but OJ Simpson had the best murder trial ever!
- Kanye West right before casey anthony's Verdict
Only two?
- Tiger Wood's message to Charlie Sheen
I'm Bi-winning
- Charlie Sheen
If you were on fire and i had a glass of water... I would drink it
- Anonymous
Its not that i hate you, Its just that.... I dont exactly appreciate your existence
- Anonymous
- Charlie Sheen beats - blank - with a spoon, then takes out a Browning M1919 and makes 'em look like Swiss Cheese!!! - William Yellowbones.
- I'm not old!....... Ok I'm old - Johnny Goldtimbers
-When someone says nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football
~Unknown
-I've only got one thing wrong in my whole life:I thought I got something wrong, but I got it right!
~Edgar Wildrat
Taylor Gang or die
~Whiz Khalifa
You don't have to like me, I'm not a facebook status.
~Whiz Khalifa
JUSTICE!!!!!!
- John Warsmythe
*Benjamin Macmorgan: WE WILL ROCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING THE SHOW!
*Charles Anger falls over laughing
*Shade Link: STOP LAUGHING, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!
"There once was a man named Lou Reese. He wanted to join the police. He was attacked by a "whipper", fell into a wood chipper, and now he is Parmesan CHEESE!!!"~Property of Shade Link
*Random Guild-mate: Kick somebody so we can get a higher level!
*Shade: Ok. *kicks the guy who suggested it and invites a higher level* Hail loopholes
~Shade Link
A random noob burps on Shade in Cuba, Battama.
*Shade: If you do that again, I'll rip your tongue out and make you eat it. THEN, I'll rip out your heart, and show it to your dying eyes. Savvy?
A random guy walks into a room filled with books, and puts on glasses to look smart.
*Man (in a British accent): During WWII, the US had two weapon choices - The A-Bomb, and Hermit. They made the humane choice.
People begin discussing what to do with Pears.
William Yellowbones: Just say, "GET AWAY YOUR CREEPER!" then hit him with a stick.
Hermit: I already do that...
~Shade
Fellow hunters-So Hermit, how many kills have you got so far?
Hermit-So far... 5...
An EITC Officer walks by.
Hermit-There's Number 6.
~Shade
David Light: I need to get us boosted with ramming…
Charles Anger falls over laughing.
~Shade
Hermit and his friends start a glare line for a screenshot, and a random noob stands in the way and shoots them constantly, believing he's accomplishing something.
Hermit: (talking to the noob, but referring to him in third person)If the noob standing in front of us doesn't go away, I will personally take that gun he is holding and shove-
Hermit notices "Disney Staff" on a nearby pirate's back and stops abruptly.
~Shade
*Word Life
*There must be a peaceful way to solve this
*DIE!
*I hate Canada
*I hate Justin Biber
~Jim Logan
Boy: I want a Big Mac with a side of you.
Girl: How about I give you nothing and you walk away.
*~>High Priestess Keira Kinover-Mar of The Holy City<~* '''''
I am made of pillows, so I'll be damned if you can beat me with a bag of salami.
- Clay Psyduck of serebiiforums.com
There is nothing to fear, but fear itself, and the ghost of FDR.
- Unknown
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society."
- Mark Twain
When life gives you lemons, turn around and scream at it:WHO THE HECK TOLD YOU I WANTED LEMONS!?
- Kittari 13 of Marriland.com
"Never Never Never Ever Give up"
- Winston Churchill
"The pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of romance, the pursuit of romance is the pursuit of agony, agony is the world, my friend"
- Benjamin Macmorgan
YOU DIE!!!!
-Optimus Prime before killing Shockwave in Transformers Dark of The Moon
You Must See The LIght
- LIght of Destrcution
Can't never could until he tried
-Unknown
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