BU-001/Marinski's Proposal

Object-001 is the collective designation for a make of vinyl records of currently undetermined origin, containing a hit song named "The Great Men". In any database that includes 001, 001 will take up the very first numbered position. This led to the hit status of "The Great Men" for several weeks up until confiscation of remaining Object-001 instances was instigated by the BotU.
Object-001 is completely unidentifiable by normal means as any concept other than "the very first" in whatever is claimed of it, which ground precise identification of object to a halt during testing. The Conceptual Division was brought for analysis of O001, which led to the current article revision.
Containment procedures: Keep Object-001 in a safe at Site-01. Do not use O001 in any comparative rankings of forms of (non)-existence logged by the Bureau of the Unknown.
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