Trump: Korean Warfare

Trump: Korean Warfare (also known as Filthy American Propaganda in North Korea) is a first person shooter and stamp collecting emulator for the Nintendo Switch. It was developed by Dreamworks, McDonald's, Hentai Haven, and a Chimpanzee and was published by Trump Inc.. Many people praise it as the best game to come out on the Nintendo Switch since yesterday, due to the massively popular Stamp Collecting Emulation mode.
== Story ==
=== Stamp Collecting Mode ===
You collect stamps.
=== Single Player Campaign ===
The game starts off on June 14th, 2019, where President Trump is celebrating his birthday by stuffing corn dogs in a can. The corn dogs in the can began to morph to one of Trump's interns, Bagingi. Bagingi informs Trump that Kim Jong Un is taking Florida so that he can have Disney World all to himself. Trump puts a shrew in charge as President as he brings Bagingi along with him to stop Kim. Trump and Bagingi drive to Flordia in a sombrero. When they get to Florida, they see the worst thing they could possibly imagine. A morbidly obese King Kong Korean destroying the entire city of Orlando. Trump attempts to defeat Kim by jizzing in his hands and wiping it on him. Surprisingly, that somehow worked. It made Kim shrink back to his normal size (he is still fat, though), but it turned out to be a trick. Kim kicked Trump in his Trump Tower, as Trump fell on the ground and passed out.
4 years pass, and Trump finally wakes up. He is in a dollar store that sells nothing but sawdust. Just from that alone Trump found out what happened. North Korea has taken over America. What a shocker. So Trump proceeds to go on a journey from Orlando to the White House, killing North Korean soldiers and destroying factories that are mass-producing pornos of Jack Black in the process.
After a while, Trump reunites with Bagingi in Alabama. Apparently Kim was too lazy to do anything to Bagingi after he knocked out Trump so he just left her there while he conquered America.
When Trump and Bagingi get to the unknown dreaded place known as Wyoming, they encounter Garfield. Garfield admits he would do anything for some lasagna. Except for prostitution. So Trump convinces Garfield to give him lasagna if he helps them get to Washington. Garfield blindly agrees and joins Trump and Bagingi.
The group gets to Oregon where they meet Tairy Greene. And he's just screaming. Screaming in agony. Bagingi decides to abduct Greene so she can add him to her toenail collection. Trump, Bagingi, Garfield, and Greene (still screaming), finally make it to the border of Washington. There is a guard blocking the entrance. This guard turns out to be Gaben. Gaben refuses to let the group in, so Trump and Gaben battle. Trump wins, and is tempted to finish off Gaben. Gaben pleads to Trump for forgiveness and to be on their team. Trump makes a deal with Gaben; if he joins the team, then he must make Trump: Korean Warfare Episode 3. Gaben complies, and accompanies them to their journey to the White House.
The team finally make it to the White House, and race their way to the Oval Office, shooting down every Korean officer in sight. They make it to the Oval Office, and see Kim awaiting them at his desk. He's apparently now an old coot and also a cyborg. The whole reason why Kim wanted to take over the United States is so that he can promote his missile-shaped dildos. Trump and his team castrate Kim, defeating him in the process. The United States gets repaired, and Trump finally gets to relax as President. Then he realizes that today is the inauguration of a jar of mayo being president elect.
== Characters ==
=== Playable ===
Image	Name 	Description 	Abilities 	How to Unlock
 	Donald Trump 	It's the man, the legend, the God himself: The Don. After being kicked in the Gold Nuggets by Kim, Trump is destined to go on a journey to the White House and get back at him by killing his soldiers and destroying his porno making factories.	Can build walls to protect himself from enemies and can throw blue birds as projectiles.	Starter Character
 	Intern Bagingi	Intern Bagingi is Trump's somewhat questionable assistant. She is very menacing, even if she's not trying to be. 	She can spit. 	Can be unlocked when you reach to Alabama.
 	Garfield 	Some fat-ass orange cat that Trump and Bagingi found. He is obsessed with Lasagna and Western culture. 	He can cough up hairballs out of his anus and T-Pose to scare off enemies. 	Can be unlocked when you reach to the mysterious Wyoming.
 	Tairy Greene 	A guy that won't stop screaming. Some people say that the cause of his screaming was from something called "Blue Waffles". Whatever that is. 	He screams. 	Can be unlocked when you reach to Oregon.
 	Gabe Newell 	Gaben used to guard the wall protecting the White House, and promised to make Trump: Korean Warfare 3. 	He can use Steam sales as projectiles and use his staff as a melee weapon. 	Can be unlocked when you reach to Washington
=== Enemies ===
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|Korean Soldier
|These menacing soldiers help keep the US stay under North Korea's control.
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|Koregra
|These men were just trying to eat their beans while watching Cars 2, but due to the Koreans calling them out on it, they're forced to work for Kim.
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|Ligma
|A rare disease that only the smartest people can question what it means.
Category:Nintendo Switch Games
Category:First Person Shooter Games