LT Bloopers/Episode Guide/Transcript(Looney Tunes intro Bloopers 7)

==Credits==
Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers 7: Merrie Tunes and Looney Melodies
Starred: 
Microsoft Sam 
Microsoft Mike 
Microsoft Mary 
Speakonia Male 1 as Shield 
Date: July 8, 2011 (remake: April 22, 2018) 
Refrenced in: 2014 FIFA World Cup Bloopers 7, Central Logo Bloopers 7, PBS 2009 Bloopers 7
No tantrums 
No barfings 
No crotch kicks 
Setting: 
==Transcript==
(WB)
(Warner Bros. Pictures Inc. Presents)
(Merrie Tunes)
Sam: All right! What's going on here?
Hey---you with the captions!
Shield: Who, me?
Sam: Yes, you. You got the caption wrong.
It's either Looney Tunes or Merrie Melodies, not Merrie Tunes.
Go back and change it.
Shield: Okay, boss!
(WB)
(Warner Bros. Pictures Inc. Presents)
(Looney Melodies)
Mike: Looney Melodies?
They should have stuck with Merrie Tunes.
Mary: I agree. Sounds like tunes for me--- Mary Tunes.
Hee hee hee hee hee!
Sam: That's R-O-N-G wrong. Start over.
(BW)
(Sorb Renraw Cni Serutcip Tneserp)
Sam: What's this?
"Sorb Renraw Cni Serutcip B-W Tneserp?"
What the hell are you trying to do to me?
Shield: I was trying to do the whole thing with mirrors.
Sam: What you have is a mirror image. Go back and do it right.
Shield: What you have is a mirror image.
Go back and do it right.
(WB)
(Warner Bros. Pictures Inc. Resents)
(Microsoft Sam)
Mary: Hey Sam, they finally gave you top billing.
Mike: I knew they'd give Sam his due sooner or later.
Sam: Only something's not right.
Shield: What do you mean?
I gave you your proper billing, didn't I?
Sam: Not the title card you're showing now, the one before it.
Shield: What's wrong with it?
Sam: The word below the shield is wrong.
It should say "Present," not "Resent."
Shield: It's not a mistake.
Warner Bros. really does resent you!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sam: Why you---
(BOOM!)
Mike: Take it easy, Sam.
He was just teasing you.
Sam: Shut up, you asswipe!
(WP)
(Warner Pictures Inc. Bros.)
Sam: Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Warner Pictures Incorporated Brothers! How silly!
(OB)
(Oh, Brother!)
Mike: Oh, Brother!
Sam: That's what I say!
We need to talk.
Shield: Yeah? Whatta you want to talk about, Sam?
Sam: Not here. Meet me in my office in 5 minutes.
Mary: Don't be too rough on him, Sam.
He's only learning the ropes.
Sam: I'm in charge and I'll do what I want.
Besides, jobs like his come a dime a dozen.
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