Duolingo

Duolingo is the evil control device by Duo that claims to be an app that tries to teach language but it isn't and the (slighly less) evil brother of Waaaaaah!Duo, both of them were actually created when a PC just mortally farted, this killed the PC but created Duo and Waaaaaah!Duo (which is actually just Wawawaaario pretending to be Duo). that allows Duo to enter in your home (Learn more information about safety here) but after Duo was killed by Captain 10,000, it is now ran by Waaaaaah!Duo.
However, Waaaaah!Duo was actually killed by Hatsune Miku while they liked her, so now Hatsune Miku!!Duo (which is actually just Hatsune Miko pretending to be Duo) daily encourages their users to play this and to watch this instead of doing their Spanish lessons.
Duolingo got busted by the Department of UnDefense in 2018 for leaking their secret code, Navajo.
==Instructors==
===Duo===
See also the deciduous article
Duo used it to do the killing there for when people didn't want their [INSERT LANGUAGE NAME(S) HERE] lesson(s), it has been and is speculated that Duo used to do spying there too, Duo was a Dictator of Soviet Russia, they made you perceive the world like a dictator, they also used to hold familties and to put adds for the Anti-Big Chungus Movement. @Everyone hated that
===Waaaaaah!Duo===
They use to show images of himself farting in the bathroom only so people were all discusted and exploded and blablabla, it was so effective and so discusting to see him that Chuck Norris coudn't even resist! That created the Great War of Duolingo, this war lasted 1 year and it included iconic characters like Captain 0 and Wawawawawario (not to be confused with Wawawario) + Chuck Norris + You + Your mom group that forget what they were doing and went into a vactation, a joke that isn't complete sloten from here
===Hatsune Miku!!Duo===
They just used it to promote their vocaloid program because she just coudn't care less about if people were being manipulated or stuff like that, she also used the power of the forgotten power of fidget spinners to play Paper Mario and this sorta spaghetti that nobody cares about
== What you can unlearn from this crapp==
Morality - it teaches what's correct and wrong, although many think that their reasoning in morality is questionable, they teach the user that's OK to stab someone and make them vanish because they didn't do their Spanish lessons.
Languages - Those being constructed like Ass per ant? oh! or natural like such as Spanish, French, German, or even Swahili on it,but beware of the risks before embarking on your language learning journey, it is known for killing people who are clueless enough to miss their lessons. both the constructed and natural tend to be popular, which translating to UnAnythingnese is that not those ones that only nerds like the writer of this very page know, it's worse than other ways of learning languages like Language Little pieces of craps that make culture fun by introducing weed and da bad words into language learning
Chaotic Evilness - The evilness there isn't lawful or neutral, it's CHAOS!, it's a DISASTER!! it's BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! , like people stabbing and hating each other.
=== Types of lesson ===
* Normal (teaches you stuff)
* Personalized Practice (Makes you strengthen knowledge of your weakest world in the language that you are learning)
==Duolingo Forums & its community==
I hear you ask: What is worse than Duolingo? than I say... ITS COMMUNITY, Duoling Forums is a battleship game that doesn't exist anymore with the structure described below:
===Clans ===
People create groups that belive in one duo-ideology (like Duodefenders, centristic, ....), they sometimes do something called duo-collective attacks where all its members as a group spam a bunch of nonse only to make everyone annoyed and show off how powerful they are
===Members===
Those are the dumb-ass people and bots who compose Clans, they use spamming, simping and insulting as weapons to members of not-their groups, everyone in the clan attacks someone if they break a rule
=== Types of members\Structure of a clan ===
Rank 	Rules applied for them	Requirements to be one 	UnRank
♦King♦ 	NONE. They are KING! 	Be the oldest member in the entire clan	Clan Total| × -1,000
ΔBattlerΔ	Show off how powerful your clan is
Don't be a bad boi (don't insult\attack\... people here)	Be part of the clan for 6+ months 	from -120 to -190
✎Inviter✎	Don't tell others that you're part of this clan nor imply that
(so don't partipate in battle since then it's obvius that you're
part of it)
Don't be a bad boi
Invite others to join the clan	Be part of the clan 	0
=== Battles ===
They happen when a member of a group insults a member of another group and than they reply back insulting them, until as quick as a bullet, everyone is attacking everybody else and in the end of those everyone is confused and want to see mommy again, when a bunch of this happens, wars like The first duowar or The all-clans duowar take place
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