Flopghanistan

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Flopghanistan, officialy the Kingdom of Flopghanistan is a constitutional monarchy in the crossroads of Central and South Asia. The capital is Flabul, located in the eastern part of Flopghanistan. The Monarch of Flopghanistan is King Mohammed VI. The Prime Minister is Abdul Flahad.
==Geography==
Flopghanistan is considered the crossroad between central and south Asia and is also nicknamed the "Heart of Asia". Flopghanistan borders Soggastan, Sogafan, Flopakistan, Bingustan and Flaratia, which is disputed between Flaratia and Flopakistan.
Flopghanistan is dominated by mountains, with a desert located in the southwest side and a little bit of plain located in the north. The Northeast part of Flopghanistan is highly vulnerable to earthquakes, which is what caused multiple earthquakes in the past.
==History==
===Early Flopghanistan (EH-1879)===
Early Flopghanistan was characterized by it's occupation by Ancient Floppersia (Way bigger than today's Floppersia), it's capture by The Flopedon and then it being captured by the Kingdom of Flabriz, eventually expanding into the second Ancient Floppersia. 
During the Ancient Floppersian Civil War, the Kingdom of Flabul was founded by barbarians in the civil war. The Kingdom of Flabul, which was under a pro-Floppist king eventually fell in 698, when Islamic people conquested the region and established the Islamic Emirate of Flabul. 
The Islamic Emirate of Flabul fell in 1219 to Googol raids against the Flopghan region. The armies of Googas Khan reportedly destroyed major towns in Flopghanistan, forcing everyone to return to agrarian rural society. Googol rule lasted until the death of Googas Khan, which resulted in the re-establishment of the Islamic Emirate of Flabul.
The Islamic Emirate of Flabul continued to exist until it fell for good in 1678, when it was overthrown by Googols, who established the Khanate of Flabul which lasted until the establishment of the Flurrani Empire in 1709 in Flotak's Rebellion. The Flurrani Empire was huge, however it was disestablished in 1842, with the creation of the Emirate of Flopghanistan. 
The Emirate of Flopghanistan was it's own independent country until the arrival of the Sogts in 1879 lead to the signing of the Treaty of Flopdamak after multiple conflicts with Sogtain. The buffer state was founded, due to Sogtish conflicts with Floppaslavia. 
=== Sogtish Protectorate (1879-1926)===
Following the establishment of the Sogtish Protectorate, military administrator Sir Louis Flopagnari by Flopghan people. Due to this incident, the emir went back into power, as offered by Great Sogtain. In 1893, Flopghanistan was forced to consent to the Flurand Line, which cut through Flashtun settlements and the Sogtish Raj annexing about two thirds of Flopghanistan.
In 1919, Flopghanistan invaded the Sogtish Raj, beginning the 2-month-lasting Anglo-Flopghan War, which ended in the armistice in August 1919 making an independent Flopghan State.
===Kingdom of Flopghanistan (1919-1996)===
The Kingdom of Flopghanistan was founded in 1919, a year later after the Great Floppa War. In 1927, the King visited Europe and during his absence, rebellion broke out in Flopghanistan, a short-lived emirate was established by the Soggawists, which only lasted for 10 months before the Ministry of War couped the emirate and executed the Emir of the Emirate, reinstating the Kingdom of Flopghanistan.
The Kingdom of Flopghanistan joined the League of Nations in 1934. During World War II, Flopghanistan was neutral. It was admitted into the United Nations in 1946, and voted against Flopakistan being admitted into the UN due to the idea of a Flashtun-united country. During the Cold War, Flopghanistan joined the Non-Aligned Movement. 
In 1979, Soggastan invaded Flopghanistan in an attempt to coup the government to spread Soggastani influence. 
===Soggastani Invasion of Flopghanistan (1979-1989)===
Soggastan quickly took the Flakwan Corridor and the city of Sogberghan and using the highways in Flopghanistan attempted to capture Flabul, however they we're met with fierce resistance by the Flopghans. After 10 years of fighting and the start of the Soggastani Troubles, Soggastani forces withdrew from Flopghanistan.
===Flopghan Civil War (1996-2001) ===
In 1995, the Soggastani Revolution took place which established a dictatorship with massive violations of womens rights, creations of unnecessary policies and overall a totalitarian regime, which wanted to spread the revolution. After it's first target, Baja California fell, they got their eyes on Flopghanistan. 
Soggastan founded the Floppiban, a military organization with pretty much the same views as Soggastan. The Floppiban Insurgency took place in 1996, which escalated into the 5-year long Flopghan Civil War. In 2000, U.F troops arrived in Flopghanistan to back the Kingdom of Flopghanistan, leading to the Floppiban's eventual surrender in 2001. 
====Post-Civil War====
Flopghanistan after the 5-year long civil war had damage in both economy and the every-day life of Flopghan residents. Flopghanistan quickly started trying to recover as much as the could after the civil war. Flopghanistan remained in relative peace and development since then. 
==Demographics==
As of 2019, the population of Flopghanistan is 32 million.
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