Annoying Orange:Hey Apple!/Transcript

The video starts with a text that says "The Annoying Orange"
*Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple!
*Apple: What? What? What is it?
*Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again?[laughs]
*Apple: Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.
*Orange: Hey Apple!
*Apple: What?
*Orange: You look fruity.[laughs]
*Apple: Yeah, that was hilarious.
*Orange: Hey! Hey Apple!
*Apple: What?
*Orange: Can you do ten push-ups in ten seconds?
*Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do one push-up?
*Orange: Hey!
*Apple: What?
*Orange: Hey, Apple!
*Apple: What?
*Orange: Can you do this? (babbles)
*Apple: No!
*Orange: Try it!
*Apple: No. Stop it.
*Orange: [continues to babble)
*Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it.
*Orange: (flutters lips)
*Apple: Would you please be quiet?! For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can't even hear myself think! Ah! [panting]
*Orange: Hey, Apple!
*Apple: What?!
*Orange: Knife.
*Apple: Huh? [screaming]
*Orange: Ew! Oh! I warned you. Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts.
*[Apple screaming]
*Orange: Tried to warn him. Hmm. [sighs] Hey, Pear!
*Pear: Oh, God.
video ends with a text on the screen reading "Created by Daneboe, @ Gagfilms.com 2009"
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