Kalib Starnes

"I don't want to go home, with my fucking tail between my legs, wondering what fucking might have happened, you know? I wanna go in there, and walk out on top." - Kalib Starnes on getting the first preliminary fight.
"You have to be nervous, right? Because something bad could happen to you in there, right?" - Kalib Starnes musing to Solomon Hutcherson in the bus riding to his first prelim fight with Mike Stine.
"Turn the light back on when it's time to turn back on the juice." - Starnes to Solomon Hutcherson as he laid on his back in the dressing room meditating or resting his eyes before the fight with Stine.
"Somebody stabbed the basketball, and somebody took the basketball and put it in his bed. And, you know... shit happens." - Kalib talking about the Jesse stabbing the basketball incident.
"I don't like training like that. And, sure enough, I got a deep bruise on my thigh. One thigh's like way bigger than the other one. If I wanted to do that to myself, I'd just go grab a hammer and beat myself with it, you know?" - Starnes about Shamrock's coaching in the second episode.
(Long lengthy tirade back and forth with Shamrock)
"I can hardly walk up and down the fucking stairs. Is that reasonable? No." - Starnes.
"I don't think of it as Team Shamrock and Team Ortiz. They could put me under the careful tutelage of Carrot Top. I don't care. I just want to fight and win." - Kalib Starnes.
"This is the most important fight, to me, that I've ever had." - Kalib on his semifinal fight with Kendall.
"I cracked a rib or something." - Kalib between rounds two and three of the fight with Kendall.
"My rib's fucking broken." - Kalib after a pause in the third round to have a point about to be taken for Starnes holding the shorts repeatedly. The fight thus ended.