Chef/Quotes

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*"Please give it up for your keeper of the Trolls, your minister of happiness, your royal chef... me."
*"Who's ready to eat Trolls?"
*"It's my sacred duty to initiate you in the ways of true happiness. I have chosen an extra special Troll, just for you. The happiest, the most positive, sweetest Troll of all. And because every prince deserves a princess, I give you the one they call Princess Poppy."
*"It's fake?!"
*"He will be HAPPY!"
*"We can all be happy again. I'll find the Trolls! And shove them down your ungrateful throats."
*"I'm back!"
*"If only, Sire. No, I've been out in the wilderness, thinking of nothing but how I let you down. If only there was some way I could make you feel better."
*"That's right. A calm Troll is a tasty Troll... And you are a key ingredient in my recipe for success. You see, he who controls Trolls controls the kingdom, and I... I AM THAT HE!"
*"By this time tomorrow, I'll be queen, and all of Bergen Town will finally get exactly what they deserve: TRUE HAPPINESS!"
*"Idget, lock these Trolls in your room and guard them with your life!"
*"Scullery maid! Wash these pots and pans for Trollstice. The king's inviting everyone. Except you."
*"Your Majesty, you seem to be having... fun."
*"Idget! What's going on down there? Idget, scrub that dish! The king's bringing a plus one.
*"What are you doing? The king is waiting. Get those Trolls up there!"
*"Yes. Tomorrow is Trollstice, everyone. And it must be perfect!"
*"Now let's prepare the main course. The Trolls!"
*"Now everyone, there will be no Trolls until, the king's plus one has arrived."
*"King Gristle, there is only one thing that will ever make you happy, and only one Bergen who can provide it. Bon appetit! They're gone!"
*"Idget! What did you do? You ate them! You greedy, greedy pig! Guards, lock her up!"
*"With me in charge, I'll serve you Troll every day of the year. With me as queen, all of life will be a neverending feast of happiness! Come on, eat! EAT!!"
*"MY EYES!!!"
Category:Quotes