Snanz Face

This is the 14th episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
Nicholas: It’s yet another episode of SBFW’s Got Talent! Let’s get to the wheel, shall we? Since there are only 4 contestants now, we’re gonna spin for the one that doesn’t go today. (he spins the wheel of whatever) Owlette!
Owlette: UGH THANK GOD
Nicholas: With that out of the way, it’s time for our first contestant: SquidClone!
SquidClone: Uhh… hey guys. Today, I’m here to… uh… honestly I have no idea. I’ll play the bassoon for you guys. (he pulls out an old bassoon) I learned from Squidward… I think. Here goes.
(He starts to play the bassoon terribly, making everyone cover their ears)
AVGN: This is a jam! 
NC: You have headphones on!
AVGN: What?
NC: Never mind… (buzzes)
Gene: (buzzes) Disgustang.
Ramsay: Eh. (buzzes)
Nicholas: Ouch! Already another one bites the dust. Sorry, SquidClone, but you’re out.
SquidClone: Figures… (he leaves)
Nicholas: Next up is Shaq!
Shaq: Hopefully I don't vore you guys this time- I MEAN BORE
Gene: wait wut
Ramsay: I don't like where this is going…
AVGN: Mmm vore…
NC: AVGN!
AVGN: I beg you don't bring out the duct tape!
Shaq: Okay okay, settle down everybody. I'm gonna vore… a knife.
Gene: A what?
Shaq: You heard me.
Ramsay: Isn't that extremely dangerous?
Shaq: Yes, but the risk is good.
NC: That's a reference I don't understand.
Shaq: You really don't want to.
NC: Oh.
Shaq: Anyway, I have a knife I “borrowed” from my neighbor’s kitchen. I'm gonna swallow it right here and right now.
(Shaq shoves the entire knife into his mouth, and gulps. We see a shot of his stomach in agonizing pain from the knife)
Stomach: Bruh I wasn’t prepared for this! I expected a basketball this time!
Heart: You’re saying you’ve digested a basketball? Cool.
Shaq: Eugh… ugh… (he spits out the knife, and it pins Nicholas against the wall)
Nicholas: Oh.
Gene: Impressive.
Ramsay: At least he didn’t die from it.
NC: (making surprised face)
AVGN: ok
Nicholas: Uh is no one gonna buzz? Anyone? Okay then… you’re in I guess. Now someone please help
(A camera member helps him off the wall)
Nicholas: Thanks. Now it’s time for our last contestant of the day: Billy Mays!
Billy Mays: BACK AT IT WITH YET ANOTHER PRODUCT!
Nicholas: Jesus man, tone it down.
Billy Mays: oops. Anyways, my new product will blow you away. Literally. It’s a fan!
(He pushes a large fan into the audience’s faces, and they all blow off, censored)
Audience member: MY FACE! IT’S GONE!
Audience member 2: I didn’t want to be Sans today!
Snanz: erererererere (frick you)
Gene: Stunning.
Ramsay: Good thing it’s not our faces being blown off. Heheh.
Nicholas: Anyone gonna buzz? No? Well, it’s official. Billy Mays is in the top 3, along with Owlette and Shaq! This is where it gets spicy, folks. Tune in next time for some spicy action!
(end)
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