It's Only A Game (quotes)

Kevin Kasper:
"Come on Jordan (you dumba*s), we need a run, we need a run!"
"Annnnnnd... I'm late for the game so goodbye."
"Jordan, Why did you kill Stormywhiskers?, she was just a pirate, a friggin' pirate! (not the pirates who steal other people's recording)."
"THIS SITCOM SUCKS A*S!!!!"
"VLADDY MY MADLY VLAD!!!"
"Back in the olden days, I use to be a baseball player like you, until someone hit me in the b*lls with a baseball bat."
"Patty, BRING ME DAT A*S!!!"
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Jerry:
"Jordan, I think you killed him."
"IT'S SUPERHERO TIME!!!"
"Ow!, Hey Jordan and Patricia, I think Kasper's on drugs again."
"STRIKE 1, YOU ARE OUT OF HERE!!!"
"YOU JUSTIN BIEBER F*GGOT!!"
"Can i go now???"
"Jordan, get your Doritos, we are taking a trip downtown (TO STOP JUKEY!!!)"
"I must admit it but i do get anxiety sometimes, even when i act gay in front of Sunny Money."
"Can i die?"
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Jordan:
"Holy f*ck dude."
"Those burritos were good."
"1, 2, 3, 4, WHO ARE WE, LITTLEROCK DUMMIES, LITTLEROCK DUMMIES!!!"
"Stop acting like a homo Jerry."
"Can i go?, Looney Tunes is on, The episode where Bugs killed himself."
"What's number 202?"
"You are under arrest for nothing!"
"Savage Sausages!!"
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Thibault:
"Someone shredded me."
"Weiner."
"You are going down, down, down to the freakin' ground!"
"Kasper, Stop warning me, Or i'll shred you!"
"You are getting a shredder."
"Jukey Boxx, more like Dukey Toxx!"
"Crap, I forgot to wear my cap, No one take my place, Or i will shred you all." (from Season 2014)
"Kasper is farting again."
"SHREDDING TIME!!!"
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Peppermint Patty:
"KASPER YOU PERVERT!!!"
"The answer is 14, no 20, no 332, no 44012, or maybe that's my zip code number."
"Stop calling me "sir"."
"I'LL SHRED YOUR F*CKING HEAD OFF THIBAULT IF YOU KEEP ARGUING ABOUT FARTS!!"