The PVZ Arc!

The PVZ Arc is the 4th arc in CuldeeFell Shortz!
Fan 1: Bout god damn time.
Yeah... anyways
The PVZ Arc revolves around four plants who have escaped a zombie infested town, now the evil Dr Zomboss has sent four zombies to go after them, and what ensues next gets CRAAAAAAZY! Anyways, enjoy!
== Script ==
This arc is split into six different shorts.
=== The Escape! ===
SYNOPSIS - In a zombie infested town, four sentient anthropomorphic plants try to escape, but the zombie leader Dr. Zomboss wants them seized. Will the plants escape?
(It starts off with a camera shot showing a run down city with dark purple dead skies. A sign saying “Welcome to Suburbia” is seen. Eventually a browncoat zombie comes up and knocks the sign down revealing a darker uglier sign saying “Welcome To Zomburbia”. The zombie runs off. The camera pans around the city revealing more about it. More browncoat zombies are seen roaming around the place. One zombie is seen throwing rocks at a broken down RV. Posters are showing a zombie with a big brainy head and a lab coat with the words “Zomboss is Watching” on it. All of the buildings are colorless and worn down, the grass is dark and dead and there is no plant in sight. A zombie is seen on a bench reading a newspaper. Another zombie walks up.
Zombie 1: Brains. (Hey.)
Zombie 2: Braaains. “Hey.”
Zombie 1: Brains brains? (Have you seen anything interesting yet?)
Zombie 2: Brains! (Nah!)
Zombie 1: Brains braaaains. (Good! We don't want any trouble coming to our town! I mean it was hard enough to take over Suburbia!)
Zombie 2: Brains. (Yeah.)
(Suddenly, while the zombies aren't looking, a bit of light shines on the ground)
Zombie 2: Brains brains brains. (I'm in the mood for some brains right now!)
(The camera then pans to the sky still dark dead and purple thanks to the covered clouds, but suddenly a crack of light is seen through the cloud and light shines on a patch of grass where a glowing sprout is seen. The sprout continues to keep growing until an anthropomorphic sunflower emerges from the ground)
Sunflower: Woah. Where am I?
(The zombies are seen chilling when they notice the sunflower)
Zombie 1: “BRIANS” (A PLANT!)
Zombie 2: “Brains brains brains!” (Sound the alarm!)
(The zombie mailboxes start ringing alarms)
Sunflower: Uh oh, this isn’t good.
(A hoard of browncoat zombies race out of there house)
Sunflower: I think that's a sign saying I gotta run.
(The sunflower races off with the slow browncoat zombie’s behind her tail)
Sunflower: I gotta hide!
(Sunflower races into an alleyway and hides in a flower pot. The browncoat zombies race past)
Zombie 5: Brains brains! (This way!)
(Sunflower peaks out of the pot)
Sunflower: Phew. That was close. I gotta be more stealthy.
(Sunflower walks off. The camera moves to a big building with a Z on it. On the top floor of the building, the big brained zombie from the poster is seen along with a scientist next to him)
???: Muahahahaha! Everything is going perfectly as planned in Zomburbia Dr. Patient. Today marks the 5 year anniversary I have taken over this wretched city, and there is no plant in sight! 
Dr. Patient: Ooh I am so happy for you Dr. Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: Thank you my second in command. This calls for celebration.
(Dr. Zomboss brings out a zombie wine bottle. He tries to open it)
Dr. Zomboss: Ugh can’t seem to get this stupid cap off.
(Dr. Zomboss still struggles to get it off)
Dr. Zomboss: UGH! REMOVE DAMN YOU!
Dr. Patient: Um, Mr Zomboss I think you’re supposed to turn it the left way-
Dr. Zomboss: Don’t tell me how to do things, Dr. Patient!
(Another zombie scientist breaks in)
Dr. Fizzician: Doctor! We have a problem-
Dr. Zomboss: Not right now Dr. Fizzician, I'm trying to open this bottle.
Dr. Fizzician: But it’s really urgent, Doctor!
Dr. Patient: What seems to be the problem, Dr. Fizzician?
Dr. Fizzician: Well you know how for the past 5 years we had no plant in sight?
Dr. Patient: Yeah what about it?
(Dr Zomboss accidentally breaks open the bottle spilling wine everywhere)
Dr Zomboss: DAMN IT! THIS WAS DRY CLEAN ONLY!
Dr. Fizzician: I’m afraid zombies just caught sight of a Sunflower.
Dr. Patient and Dr. Zomboss: WHAT!?
Dr. Zomboss: That’s preposterous! We havn’t had a plant in this town for years! How can there be one here?
Dr. Fizzician: I don’t know sir, but it might have something to do with the light shining on our city.
Dr. Zomboss: Well we need to find this sunflower and kill her before she causes trouble! I don’t want to deal with more pesky plants again!
Dr. Fizzician: Got it, shall I send all the zombies to patrol the city sir?
Dr. Zomboss: Yes, right away. Reward any zombie with brains if they catch the flower!
Dr. Fizzician: Yes doctor. Right on it.
(Dr. Fizzician leaves)
Dr. Zomboss: Now I gotta get a new lab coat.
(Sunflower is seen scavenging the alleyways)
Sunflower: Man this place has really been dumped down.
(Sunflower then sees more sunshine)
Sunflower: What’s that?
(Sunflower then sees the sun shining on three golden flower pots that are glowing)
Sunflower: Three more flower pots. It looks like these ones still have life in them. Better wake them up.
(Sunflower summons a sun beam that attaches to the three flower pots. Out of the flower pots come an anthropomorphic plant out of each three. A green peashooter, a purple venus fly trap, and a cactus)
Peashooter: Woah what the?
Cactus: Where are we?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (This isn’t Suburbia!)
Sunflower: Glad I was able to wake you three up.
Peashooter: Who are we and where are we?
Sunflower: Well I know that I am a Sunflower, so you can just call me that.
Cactus: Hey, there are names on each of our flower pots that we grown out of.
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh? (What do they say?)
Cactus: My name is Cactus. Wow, shocker.
Peashooter: Mine says “Peashooter”
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (My name says Chomper)
Peashooter: Do you only talk like that?
Chomper: “shrugs” (I guess so)
Peashooter: So what’s going on here? Why does this city look so run down?
Sunflower: Probably because Zombies are roaming the place.
Cactus: Zombies?!
Sunflower: Afraid so. Those things tried to attack me as soon as I woke up.
(A balloon zombie is seen above them watching)
Balloon Zombie: BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS! (I found the Sunflower! She’s OVER HERE!)
(The browncoat zombies turn around and race towards the alleyway)
Peashooter: Shit! We gotta leave!
Cactus: This way!
(The four race off. It cuts back to Zomboss’ office. Dr. Zomboss is seen looking at surveillance footage. He gets a shocked expression as he sees the four plants running through)
Dr. Zomboss: WHAT THE!?
Dr. Patient: Oh poppycock.
(Dr. Zomboss presses and holds a button)
Dr. Zomboss: DR FIZZICIAN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
(Dr. Fizzician walks in)
Dr. Fizzician: You called, Doctor-
(Dr. Zomboss strikes Dr. Fizzician)
Dr. Fizzician: OW! What the hell doctor!?
Dr. Zomboss: YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS ONLY ONE PLANT! THERE ARE FOUR ROAMING THE CITY!
Dr. Fizzician: But there is only one plant, doctor!
(Zomboss points at the security cameras and points at the four plants running from the zombies)
Dr. Fizzician: Wh-where did they come from!?
Dr. Zomboss: Who cares!? I need them dealt with, ASAP!
Dr. Fizzician: Alright, I'll put the city on lockdown until all four of them are dealt with!
Dr. Zomboss: GOOD!
(Dr. Fizzician runs off. It cuts back to the plants running from the zombies
Peashooter: How long do we have to run?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (My legs hurt!)
(Cactus sees an exit)
Cactus: Gasp! Guys! I see an exit over there! Quick! Let’s run!
(The four plants race towards the exit when suddenly a metal door activates and blocks it)
Peashooter: WHAT THE!?
(Soon the entire city becomes trapped in a metal wall)
Dr. Fizzician: (Intercom) ATTENTION ALL ZOMBIES! We have intruders here in the city. Four plants. And you know our number one rule here in Zomburbia, all Plants must be exterminated imminently. No zombies allowed in or out until these four plants are rid of. They are a Peashooter, a Sunflower, a Chomper, and a Cactus! Those who vanquish the plants will be rewarded greatly. The currency is brains.
(The zombies surround the plants)
Sunflower: We’re surrounded!
Cactus: Well this is just great. What now?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (I don’t know!)
Peashooter: Ugh! This is stupid! Why can’t you idiots just LEAVE US ALONE!
(Peashooter angrily shoots a pea at a zombie decapitating it)
Peashooter: Woah, I didn’t know I could do that.
Cactus: Peashooter, do that again!
(Peashooter shoots more peas at Zombies killing them instantly)
Peashooter: Hey I think I can get the hang of this!
Sunflower: Hey if Peashooter has an ability, maybe we do to?
(Sunflower shoots a beam of sun at a zombie vaporizing it)
Sunflower: Awesome!
(Cactus shoots spines that pierce through multiple zombies)
Cactus: Cool!
(Chomper shoots purple goop slowing zombies down)
Chomper: Ragh ragh! Ragh! (Oh boy! Snack!)
(Chomper runs up to a gooped zombie and eats it alive)
Sunflower: Ew, did he just?
Peashooter: I.. think he did.
(Chomper eats the zombie up and burps)
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (That was delicious! I need more)
(Chomper continues gooping and eating zombies and the rest of the plants continue shooting. Zomboss angrily looks at the footage)
Dr. Zomboss: GRRR! THEY ARE DESTROYING MY ARMY! THAT'S IT! Dr. Patient! You know what to do!
Dr. Patient: Understood, doctor!
(Dr. Patient brings out a walkie talkie)
Dr. Patient: We are going to need more brute force than ever! Send in the gargantuars!
(The four plants continue fighting off the zombies)
Peashooter: Hahah! Is that all you got?
Cactus: Peashooter, don’t get cocky.
Peashooter: Why not? We’re over powering all of these zombies, it’s really a breeze.
(Suddenly giant footsteps are heard shaking the ground)
Peashooter: What the?!
(Giant zombies with telephone poles as weapons and little zombies on their backs walk on out)
Peashooter: Oh… my god…
Cactus: Do you regret being cocky now?
Gargantuar 1: BRAINS!
(A gargantuar races at the plants and they race out of the way before he slams the ground with his pole)
Sunflower: How on earth are we gonna deal with these guys!?
Cactus: We need to come up with a plan.
(Peashooter charges at the gargantuar)
Peashooter: CHAAAAARGE!
Cactus: PEASHOOTER NO!
(Peashooter runs up to the Gargantuar and shoots a pea at him)
Peashooter: HAH! How do you like that!?
Gargantuar 2: …
(The gargantuar shoot an Imp from its back that lands on Peashooter’s head)
Peashooter: AGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
(Chomper runs up to Peashooter and eats the Imp zombie)
Peashooter: Thanks, chomps.
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (You’re welcome!)
Cactus: Guys, in case you forgot we’re still dealing with giant brute zombies!
(The gargantuars charge at the four. The four plants race into an alleyway)
Sunflower: What now?
(Cactus thinks. She then looks into a box and sees a garlic)
Cactus: I think I got an idea. Sunflower, can you use that beam you used to bring us to life on this garlic?
Sunflower: I can try.
(Sunflower uses the beam on the garlic. The garlic gains one eye and a small mouth and its leaves turn into propellers and it flies.)
Peashooter: A garlic drone! Cool!
Cactus: Let me see if I can control it.
(Cactus brings out a remote and uses it to fly the Garlic Drone upwards and downwards)
Cactus: Hah! It works! Alright, let’s see if it can distract the gargantuars!
(Cactus controls the garlic drone to fly into the sky)
Zombie 4: Brains brains brains!? (What is that!?)
(The garlic drone starts shooting needles at the zombies killing a bunch of them)
Cactus: This should give us time!
Peashooter: Let’s roll!
(The four race off once again. They then run into another wall)
Cactus: What now?
(Peashooter shoots out a chili bean bomb)
Peashooter: Woah! Didn’t know I could do that.
(The chili bean bombs explodes breaking the wall)
Peashooter: We found our exit guys!
Sunflower: Nice! Let’s get out of here!
(The four plants run off. The zombies come over to the broken wall only to see that the plants are gone)
Zombie 6: Brains.. (This isn’t good)
(It cuts back to Dr. Zomboss’s office)
Dr. Zomboss: UGH! MY ARMY HAD ONE JOB! AND THEY BLEW IT!
(Dr. Zomboss trashes the table in Anger)
Dr. Patient: Well look on the bright side doctor, at least those plants have left the premises.
Dr. Zomboss: I don’t care if they left Zomburbia, what matters is that they cannot be alive! Those four have escaped! They could be plotting anything. I won’t let them defeat me again!
Dr. Patient: So what are we going to do, Doctor?
Dr. Zomboss: We need someone to hunt them down and exterminate them. And I know just the four to do so.
(Dr. Zomboss presses and holds a button)
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Fizzician?
Dr. Fizzician: (Voice) Yes Doctor?
Dr. Zomboss: Send in the Z-Squad!
Dr. Fizzician: (Voice) Y-yes doctor. Sending Z-Squad.
(The doors barge open revealing four zombies. One of them is a zombie wearing soldier armor and holding a rifle. Another is big and dressed in football attire, another is overweight with engineer gear, and another is wearing goggles, a lab coat, and has pointy white hair.)
Foot Soldier: You called for us, doctor?
Dr. Zomboss: Ah my top four zombies! Foot Soldier, All-Star, Engineer, and Scientist. I have called you here for something very urgent.
Scientist: Do you want me to come up with a new potion?
Dr. Zomboss: No. Last time I drank your potion I turned into a goat for 3 minutes.
Engineer: Do you want me to build a teleporter?
Dr. Zomboss: No! Last time we used your teleporter our army landed on mars!
All-Star: You wanna play football?
Dr. Zomboss: NO! You always beat me in that stupid game.
All-Star: Aw.
Foot Soldier: So what’s the occasion?
Dr. Zomboss: Recently four plants have escaped from our city. They are a Peashooter, a Sunflower, a Chomper, and a Cactus. With them being the only plants out there, it is likely they are planning a rebellion and we can not let them have the chance to fight back. You four are to travel around Planet Earth, and you are not to come back until all four plants have been vanquished!
Scientist: Pardon my questioning Doctor, but did you say… the entirety of planet earth?
Dr. Zomboss: Yes!
All-Star: I don’t even know how that’s possible?
Engineer: True. But I guess we can give it a try.
Foot Soldier: We will not let you down. Doctor Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: Excellent. Now get to work, you four. The sooner you catch those plants, the sooner you will be given brains as a reward!
Engineer: Oooh! Brains!
Foot Soldier: You heard the doc! Let’s go, Z-Squad!
(The four race off)
Dr. Zomboss: Excellent. With my four top zombie soldiers out there looking for the plants, soon we will get rid of them and the zombies will never have to worry about those pesky weeds ever again! VICTORY IS MINE! Now to celebrate with champagne.
(Dr. Zomboss brings out a champagne bottle and opens it only for to spill on his lab coat)
Dr. Zomboss: GOD F***ING DAMN IT!
Dr. Patient: “sigh”
=== Plants in Pensacola! ===
SYNOPSIS - After escaping Zomburbia, the plants struggle to find a new home to stay at. They eventually discover an abandoned greenhouse building near Pensacola city and hide there. We see how they do during the events of past SFU stories.
(It starts off showing muddy terrain and heavy rain. The four plants are seen racing through the thunderstorm)
Sunflower: Man, it is really rainy today!
Cactus: True, at least water is good for plants.
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (That’s true!)
Peashooter: Yeah but it’s really cold out here. When are we gonna find a place to reside?
Cactus: Patience Peashooter, I'm sure we can find a place to hide.
Sunflower: Hey what about there.
(Sunflower points to a place with wooden walls)
Sunflower: Wooden walls! Maybe there's somewhere we can hide.
Peashooter: Well let’s go check it out.
(The four race to the wooden area but they pass a sign that says “Scavenger Territory. Keep Out”. The four walk inside)
Peashooter: Man, there are alot of shacks in here.
Sunflower: Hey I see some people over there!
(A couple of scavengers are seen talking)
Scavenger 3: So when the leader told us to scavenge the desert I got hungry. And then I was like “desert” I thought you said “dessert!”
(The two scavengers laugh)
Sunflower: Hey, do you two live in this city?
Scavenger 3: Oh yes we do- wait. TRESPASSERS!
Sunflower: Uh oh.
Scavenger 4: FIRE!
(The scavengers shoot at Sunflower but she runs off)
Sunflower: Yeah scratch that, this place isn’t friendly.
Peashooter: Let’s bounce!
(The plants race off as the Scavengers chase after them)
Scavenger 5: THAT'S RIGHT! AND DON’T YOU COME BACK NOW YA HEAR!?
Zachary: What’s going on, I heard screaming?
Scavenger 6: Nothing much, we just chased some trespassers out of the premises.
Zachary: Man why do you guys always have to chase people out of the camps? They are probably friendly.
Scavenger 7: Sorry Zach but not all scavengers are friendly and go lucky like you.
Zachary: “sigh” Well you do you.
(It cuts back to the plants running off)
Peashooter: Did we lose them!?
Cactus: I think we did.
Peashooter: Ah phew. Who the hell are those guys? And why do they think they can just shoot at us on sight?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh. (I have no clue.)
Cactus: Well we better get back to home hunting.
Peashooter: Hey guys, I see a cave.
(The four enter the cave)
Cactus: Hmmm, this place looks fine.
Sunflower: Hey is that a note?
(Sunflower picks up the note)
Peashooter: What does it say?
Sunflower: It says. “If you are reading this, you are a mutineer in my cave and you need to leave immediately. I usually say this to trespassers myself, but I am currently at a family gathering.”
Cactus: Well, this place doesn’t like trespassers either.
Peashooter: Ugh. Well where are we gonna live?!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Guys guys!)
Peashooter: What is it, Chomper?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (I see a sign saying “Pensacola City”)
Cactus: A city, that’s great! Maybe we can find something there!
Sunflower: Hopefully they won’t kick us out again.
(The four race into the city. They see there is some damage there and no one is around)
Peashooter: Uhhh where’s all the people?
Cactus: Maybe this place is abandoned?
Sunflower: Hey what’s that thing?
(The four see a Newborn in the distance)
Peashooter: You’re right, what the hell is that thing?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (Definitely not a zombie)
(The newborn turns around and sees them)
Sunflower: Uh hi. What’s your na-
(The newborn screams alerting more newborns.)
Peashooter: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
(The four race off. They eventually make it to a forest)
Cactus: We lost them. Good.
Sunflower: What were those things?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh. (I don’t know)
Peashooter: Hopefully we don’t encounter them again.
Cactus: Well what now?
Sunflower: Guys, look!
(Sunflower points at an abandoned greenhouse building)
Peashooter: Is that a greenhouse?
Cactus: Looks like it.
Sunflower: That could be the perfect home for us!
Peashooter: True! Considering we are plants.
Cactus: Well what are we waiting for?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh! (Let’s head inside!)
(The plants head inside the greenhouse building)
Sunflower: Hmmm, this place looks like it’s seen better days. But I'm sure with some fixing and patching, we can make this place good as new!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Agreed!)
Peashooter: Ohhh yeah!
(Peashooter rests on a hammock)
Peashooter: I am definitely gonna get used to living here.
(Suddenly the hammock breaks and Peashooter falls down)
Peashooter: OW!
(Cactus then hears whirring sounds)
Cactus: What the?
(The sounds come from a corner and Cactus brings out a radio from the ground)
Cactus: Is this a radio?
Peashooter: What’s a radio doing in a greenhouse?
Sunflower: Dunnow. But it could be useful.
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (I agree!)
Cactus: Judging by the sounds its making it’s currently broken. Lemme try fiddling with it.
(Cactus messes with the radio antennae a bit)
Radio: This is Pensacola news report!
Cactus: Yes it works!
Radio: Recently we have been under attack by these weird creatures. They are currently dubbed as Newborns. It is best you stay away from them as they can be highly deadly, especially in bigger numbers!
Peashooter: What the hell are newborns?
Sunflower: Were they the things we just saw?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh. (I think so.)
Peashooter: I guess this Pensacola city isn’t very safe.
Cactus: You have a point, Peashooter, but we need a place to hide and we’ll reside here until things turn for the worst.
Peashooter: Alright.
Sunflower: Anyways, let’s get to work fixing up this Greenhouse for our liking!
Plants: Right!
(The plants get to work. About a month later, The Greenhouse is seen fixed up with patchwork and glue. The plants are seen still living in it. Sunflower is seen writing something)
Peashooter: Hey Sunflower!
Sunflower: Hey Peashooter.
Peashooter: Whatcha writing?
Sunflower: This? Oh it’s nothing.
Peashooter: Come on, you can tell me anything.
Sunflower: Okay well. For the past month I've been working on writing a song.
Peashooter: A song? Cool! What’s it called?
Sunflower: Not sure on the final name yet, but I have been considering “There’s a Zombie on your lawn”.
Peashooter: Cool, I can’t wait to hear it.
Sunflower: Thanks!
Radio: This just in! The Battle of the Bands ends in chaos.
Peashooter: What does this mean?
Sunflower: I don’t know, but we should hear it.
(The plants walk up to the radio)
Radio: Recently something terrible has happened in Pensacola. People are turning into colorless creatures with black eyes and black tears. It appears these things can spread this “mindless” disease to other people with other attacks. It is best you don’t get attacked by one of these things, or el- (radio glitches out)
Cactus: Mindlesses? What the hell could that mean?
Chomper: Ragh… ragh? (Uh… guys?)
(The plants look outside of the greenhouse and sees Mindlesses roaming around)
Cactus: Oh. Those are mindlesses.
Peashooter: Well as long as they don’t notice us here, we should be fine.
(A mindless notices peashooter)
Mindless 1: “SCREECH”
(The Mindlesses charge at the greenhouse)
Peashooter: Uh oh.
Cactus: You really can’t shut your mouth can you?
Peashooter: Shut up.
Sunflower: Both of you shut up and help me barricade this door!
(The plants barricade the greenhouse door with furniture. The mindless are banging on the greenhouse)
Sunflower: Aw sun petals! If they keep banging on the greenhouse, they’re gonna destroy the walls and we’ll be toast!
Peashooter: We need to come up with a way to distract them.
Cactus: I think I have an idea.
(Cactus brings out her remote and uses it to activate the Garlic drone. The garlic drone flies off making noise. This attracts the mindlesses and they run off after the drone)
Peashooter: Good thinking Cactus!
Sunflower: Yeah you saved us!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Thank you!)
Cactus: No worries. But we should add some extra layers of defense incase those things come back.
Peashooter: I found barbed wire.
Cactus: That can be useful!
(A month later. Peashooter is seen resting on the hammock. Cactus walks up to him)
Cactus: Alright Peashooter, get up. It’s our turn to go hunt for supplies.
Peashooter: Too tired. Maybe later.
(Cactus gets annoyed and flips the hammock over causing Peashooter to fall down)
Peashooter: YOW! You dick!
Cactus: Are you ready now?
Peashooter: Ugh. Fine.
Cactus: Sunflower, Chomper, you guys watch over the greenhouse.
Sunflower: You got it!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Roger that!)
Cactus: And just in case, I have my trusty Garlic Drone with me.
(The garlic drone flies next to Cactus)
Cactus: Let’s go.
Peashooter: Alrighty then.
(The two race off. It transitions to Sunny’s house where Sunny is seen with Bendy the dancing demon)
Sunny: So Bendy! One question!
Bendy: What is it?
Sunny: Well I'm having a party at my house tomorrow night and since you are a nice guy I was wondering if you'd want to come!
Bendy: Sounds cool! I'd love to meet more people!
Sunny: Nice! Also since your jar is destroyed you're welcome to stay with me for a while!
Bendy: Cool! Thanks!
Sunny: Anytime! Just try not to be a freeloader! I already have enough of those!
(Bendy nods his head)
Sunny: Sweet!
(It then zooms outside. Garlic Drone is looking over the house. Cactus and Peashooter are seen hiding behind a bush looking over)
Peashooter: What did you find this time?
Cactus: I looked through my garlic drone! It shows that there is a flower person and an inky demon!
Peashooter: Huh! This town is more crazy than I thought it was!
Cactus: You didn't even think it was crazy!
Peashooter: Yeah well not as crazy as Suburbia!
Cactus: Yeah. I still miss the town!
Peashooter: True. Even though I don’t remember much of it.
Cactus: So what did you find?
Peashooter: I found some fresh soil and fertilizer we can feed on during the months.
Cactus: Sweet. Anything else.
Peashooter: Nope that’s it.
Cactus: Ah.
Peashooter: We should probably get back to the others!
Cactus: Sounds good! Let's go!
(The two run away back to the greenhouse. It cuts to tomorrow night where the plants are seen asleep. Suddenly they are awoken when the radio goes crazy)
Peashooter: YIKES!
(Peashooter falls out of his hammock again)
Peashooter: Ow… I really gotta stop doing that.
Sunflower: What’s wrong with the radio?
Cactus: Damn thing almost gave me a heart attack.
Radio: This just in! An attack has happened at Sunny Funny’s house. She was having a party and people have gone missing after Tunabots broke in and kidnapped most of the people there.
Peashooter: What? A party!?
Cactus: This is terrible.
Peashooter: I know! She threw a party and I wasn’t invited!
Cactus: Will you please take this seriously, Peashooter!?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh? (Should we go out there and help them?)
Cactus: I don’t know. With all these events happening, I don’t think we can risk it. 
Sunflower: Man, first newborns, then mindlesses, now tunabots? Jeez this city can not catch a break.
Peashooter: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Sunflower: Anyways, I hope the heroes will be able to find a way to freedom. Especially Sunny. She’s my favorite hero!
Peashooter: Is it because she’s also a flower?
Sunflower: Mayyyybe.
Cactus: Well, let’s make good use of our rations guys. We survived invasions before, we can survive this one.
Radio: This just in. Sushi Pack members Maguro Maki and Wasabi Pow have gone missing. If you find them, please call the Pensacola Police Department- (radio glitches out)
(It then cuts to another month later. The radio glitches out again)
Peashooter: Ugh what now? I’m trying to practice shooting!
(Peashooter shoots a pea at a cardboard gnome destroying it)
Sunflower: And I'm still trying to write my song.
Cactus: Now, now you two, so far this radio has given us important information. We best listen.
Radio: This just in with some tragic news. User MarioFan2009 has gone missing. He was last seen in his house talking with local neighbor Frida Suarez. If you have seen this user, you know the drill, call the Pensacola Police Department immediately- (radio glitches out)
Chomper: Ragh ragh!? (Another kidnapping!?)
Sunflower: Wait, wasn’t MarioFan2009 the guy who tried to kill himself last week?
Cactus: I think so yeah.
Peashooter: I think it had something to do with something called cliffhangers.
Sunflower: Well nonetheless, I hope MF will be safe.
Peashooter: True. I don’t understand how everyone in the city puts up with this crap every single day.
Cactus: I ask myself the same question…
Chomper: Ragh ragh… (Same here…)
(One month later, for like the umpteenth time. The plants are seen sitting around in sadness)
Peashooter: I… can’t believe that happened.
Sunflower: S-same here…
Cactus: so many lives… lost…
Chomper: Ragh ragh… (The humanity)
Peashooter: It’s all because of that Masked Menace asshole! UGH! I swear when I get my leaves on him, IM GONNA-
(The radio glitches again)
Cactus: The radio activated again!
Sunflower: Is it good news this time?
Peashooter: I doubt it.
Radio: This just in… Sunny Funny, one of the main heroes of Pensacola also known as the Iron Flower… has died.
(The plants gasp)
Cactus: No…
Peashooter: Not Sunny.
Sunflower: S-Sunny’s d-dead?!
(Sunflower starts crying. Peashooter comforts her)
Peashooter: There there Sunflower.
Sunflower: “Sniff” She was my favorite. And she was so young.
Cactus: Okay this Masked Menace character has gone too far.
Chomper: Ragh! (True!)
(Weeks past and the greenhouse is still quiet and Cactus and Chomper are gone out hunting. Sunflower is seen laying on the table in sadness)
Peashooter: Hey Sunflower.
Sunflower: Oh… Hey Peashooter.
Peashooter: you good? You haven't touched the song that you’ve been writing.
Sunflower: I just haven't had any motivation since I found out Sunny Funny died.
Peashooter: I get that you’re upset, but Sunny left behind a legacy. And you shouldn’t be sad that she’s gone, be happy about the stuff she did that made Pensacola a happy place.
Sunflower: I guess you’re right.
(The radio is heard buzzing)
Peashooter: Ugh what now. Look, we don't want any more bad news!
(Peashooter shoots the radio causing it to fall over)
Radio: This is just in with some great news! Sunny Funny is confirmed to be alive!
Sunflower: Gasp! She’s alive?
Peashooter: She’s alive!
(The two celebrate. Cactus and Chomper come in)
Cactus: Hey guys! We’re back!
Chomper: Rag rag rag rag rag rag? (What are you celebrating for?)
Peashooter: The radio told us that Sunny Funny is alive!
Cactus: Woah really!?
Sunflower: Yes Really! OOOOOH I’M SO HAPPY I CAN JUST EXPLODE!
Peashooter: So Sunflower, do you wanna get back to work on that song?
Sunflower: OH YES!
(Sunflower runs back to writing on her paper. It then cuts to months later again. Peashooter, Sunflower, and Chomper are sitting on the couch while Cactus is setting up an old tv)
Peashooter: You know I didn’t expect a TV to be hidden near the greenhouse.
Sunflower: True.
(Cactus gets the TV to turn on)
Cactus: And I'm surprised it works!
Chomper: Ragh! (True!)
(Cactus uses a universal remote she switches to a tv channel)
TV Guy 1: I can’t believe you ate my sandwich.
TV Guy 2: I didn’t eat your sandwich, your sandwich was eaten by me.
Sunflower: Hah. That was pretty funny.
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Agreed!)
(The plants continue watching TV. It then cuts to another city far away in an old shock where the Z-Squad are at)
Foot Soldier: Well any luck with finding these plants?
All-Star: Nope.
Scientist: Nothing.
Engineer: Nada.
Foot Soldier: Well damn. Where else could they be?
All-Star: Don’t know. Hey Scientist, what city is next on the list of cities to check?
Scientist: Let’s see. It says the next city on the list is Pensacola.
Foot Soldier: Well let’s go and check. Like the boss says, we can’t go back home until those plants are vanquished! Let’s go team.
(The zombies leave. It then cuts to the Pensacola Media Archive where people are seen working)
Employee 1: Well I'm bored. Do you wanna go golfing?
Employee 2: No, the boss said we need to count inventory before we leave.
Employee 3: Ugh but I'm tired.
Employee 4: Me too. But look on the bright side, it can’t get worse than-
(Suddenly the wall blows up sending everything flying everywhere)
Employee 2: OW MY ASS!
Employee 3: You were saying?
(The Z-Squad come walking in)
Foot Soldier: Good old ZPG, works every time.
Employee 1: Who the hell are you!?
Foot Soldier: We are the Z-Squad. We are looking for four certain plants.
Employee 2: The only plants we have are the potted ones that decorate the office.
Scientist: Not those plants, we are looking for four sentient walking plants.
Engineer: A peashooter, a sunflower, a chomper, and a cactus to be exact!
All-Star: SO SPILL THE BEANS! WHERE ARE THEY!?
Employee 3: We have no idea what you're talking about!
Foot Soldier: Hmmm. Fine. We’ll let you off the hook this time, but if we find out you’re lying to us, your brains are gonna be on our plate!
(The zombies leave)
All-Star: And we’ll be taking this as payment.
(All-Star takes a Sushi Pack dvd and leaves)
Employee 3: What a bunch of A-holes.
(The short ends there)
=== The Missing DVD! ===
SYNOPSIS - The plants have been discovered by the heroes, but they make friends with them. However, everyone in town is searching for the missing Sushi Pack DVD. The plants don’t know that the Zombies have come back, and are behind the disappearance.
(It is a beautiful day in Pensacola. Culdee, RH, Endless, MarioFan2009, Sunny, Parappa, Katy, Frida, Manny, Clementine, Matt, PJ Berri, Buckaroo, Asp, and Azaz are seen playing baseball)
Culdee: Alright everyone. So me and Sunny are gonna take turns picking members for our team. I’ll start first. I pick, RH!
RH: Nice!
Sunny: I pick Parappa!
Parappa: Sweet!
Culdee: Endless!
Sunny: Frida
Culdee: MarioFan2009!
Sunny: Katy
Culdee: Buckaroo
Sunny: Clementine
Culdee: Matt Major
Sunny: Asp.
Culdee: Azaz!
Sunny: Damn it that means I'm stuck with PJ.
PJ Berri: What are you so upset for? I'm good at baseball.
Sunny: You mistook a baseball for an egg once and ate it.
Katy: And why would you eat a raw egg?
PJ Berri: I read in a tabloid that eating raw eggs can boost your brain.
Buckaroo: You really gotta stop believing everything you see on those stupid tabloids.
Sunny: Alright, Asp! You’re up to bat first!
AsphaltianOof: Aw why do I gotta be first.
Parappa: Come on, Asp! We believe in you!
AsphaltianOof: Aw. Okay.
(Asp goes up to bat and gets in position)
Endless: Alright! I get to pitch!
MarioFan2009: Don’t be too hard on him Endless.
Endless: Yeah yeah whatever shut up I know how to play.
(Endless and Asp stare at each other. Endless chucks the ball and Asp misses)
Endless: STRIKE ONE!
AsphaltianOof: Damn!
(Asp misses the 2nd swing)
Endless: SSSSSS STRIKE TWO!
AsphaltianOof: This game sucks!
Endless: Just one more strike, and Mr. Patrick Star is gonna be out!
AsphaltianOof: STOP CALLING ME PATRICK STAR!
(Endless rolls his eyes and throws the ball at Asp again. Asp hits the ball so hard it shoots at Endless’ head knocking his head off as the baseball flies far away)
AsphaltianOof: YES! HOME RUN BABY!
(AsphaltianOof starts running to home base)
Azaz: Damn. He really hit that ball far. I think it’s long gone.
MarioFan2009: Great. And we’re all out of balls.
Culdee: Not to worry my fedora wearing friend. I actually figured this would happen, so I put a tracking chip in that baseball, so we can go find it!
Sunny: Neeto! Where is it at?
Culdee: It says it’s in the forest. Let’s go!
RH: Wait what about Endless? Is he okay?
Endless: I’ll be fine. Go ahead, I'll catch up.
(The heroes run off. It cuts back to the Greenhouse)
Peashooter: Hey guys! Check this out! I’m gonna shoot this pea all the way from here to that tree over there!
Cactus: You really think it can make it that far?
Peashooter: I am 100% positive!
Cactus: Alright tell ya what. If that pea hits that tree over there, I owe you some fertilizer.
Peashooter: Alright smarty pants you got a deal.
(Peashooter aims)
Peashooter: Steady now. AND!
(Peashooter shoots a pea at a tree but Doodle Azaz is seen walking in the way and he gets hit knocking him down)
Doodle Azaz: AH-
(Cactus looks at Peashooter)
Peashooter: Ugh.
(Peashooter gives Cactus fertilizer)
Cactus: Thank you very much.
Peashooter: Whatever.
Sunflower: Can you guys keep it down, I'm almost done writing my song.
Chomper: Ragh ragh. (I’m tryna sleep)
Peashooter: Sorry about that. So Cactus, when do you think we can actually reveal ourselves to the heroes out there?
Cactus: I’m not too sure. When we talked to those brown coated guys (Scavengers) they instantly attacked us. I don’t have a good feeling about those guys.
Peashooter: Eh you have a point.
Cactus: True. We might reveal ourselves later, but for now we have to prepare ourselves for the time coming-
(Cactus is interrupted as the baseball comes crashing into the greenhouse)
Cactus: WHAT THE F##K!?
Sunflower: What was that!?
Peashooter: Looks like someone shot their baseball through here.
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh? (who does it belong to?)
Cactus: I’m not too sure.
Culdee: (Voice) It’s this way guys!
Cactus: “gasp” guys! Someones coming over here!
Peashooter: CRAP! What do we do!?
Cactus: I don't know!
(Culdee and the others are seen walking into the forest)
Culdee: My tracker says it shouldn’t be far. Right here in this forest.
RH: Can’t believe Asp hit the ball so hard it landed in the forest.
Parappa: Well we better hurry up and find this ball, i’m not very fond of the forest.
Sunny: You ain't scared of the dark are you?
Parappa: What? No.
Culdee: Aha, it's in there!
(Culdee points towards the Greenhouse building)
RH: A greenhouse?
Sunny: I never saw this in Pensacola before.
MarioFan2009: Well let’s go inside.
Cactus: Crap there coming in! Quick, hide in that chest.
(The four plants run and hide in a minecraft chest as the heroes enter)
Culdee: Ah there it is.
(Culdee finds the ball)
Culdee: Shall we go back to playing, guys?
RH: Maybe later, right now I wanna take a look at this place.
MarioFan2009: Me too. This is one of the few things in Pensacola I never knew existed.
Sunny: How long has this place been abandoned?
Parappa: Probably years.
Peashooter: ACHOO!
Culdee: Wait a second did that chest just sneeze?!
Peashooter: Um… No?
Culdee: Hmm… Okay then.
Sunny: Oh hey is this plant fertilizer-
(Peashooter jumps out of the chest)
Peashooter: DON’T TOUCH THAT!
Sunny: WHAT THE!?
Culdee: Who the!?
Peashooter: Oh… I just blew our cover didn’t I?
Cactus: No shit, Peashooter.
RH: Sorry, is this your house?
Cactus: Technically yes. We lived here for quite a while.
MarioFan2009: Well if you lived here then how come we never heard you move in?
Sunflower: We moved in in secret without notifying anyone.
Chomper: Ragh ragh. (What she said)
Culdee: Oh. Well nice to see you. My name is Culdee. These are my friends, RH, MarioFan2009, Parappa, and Sunny Funny.
Peashooter: I’m Peashooter, these are Cactus, Chomper and Sunflower.
Sunflower: Nice to meet you guys!
Sunny: Same here.
Culdee: Sorry about barging in like that. We just came in to grab a baseball.
Cactus: Oh it’s no worries.
Parappa: Hey, maybe since you guys are kinda new here, we can introduce you to everyone else in Pensacola?
Sunflower: Cool! We wanted to introduce ourselves earlier, but when we first came here we were attacked by some brown coated men and since then we had trouble trusting people.
Sunny: You mean the scavengers? Don’t mind them, they’re just a bunch of assholes. Except for Zachary. He’s a nice person.
Sunflower: Cool!
Parappa: So what do you say?
Cactus: What do you guys think?
Peashooter: Well we have lived without making more friends for months now.
Sunflower: True. Plus these people in Pensacola seem nicer than those scavenger guys.
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Agreed!)
Cactus: Okay, we’ll give you guys a chance.
Sunny: Cool, trust me, you won’t regret it!
(It transitions to Sportsters Bar where the plants are lead into by the heroes)
Sunflower: So this is the Sportsters bar I heard so much about?
Sunny: True. I don’t usually eat the food here because I'm a Flower person but this is where I hang out with my friends.
(Sunny sees Frida, Clementine, Maguro, and Kani at a table)
Sunny: Speaking of which.
(Sunny walks over to them)
Sunny: Hey guys.
Frida: Hey Sunny! Great game back there!
Clementine: Who’s your friend?
Sunny: This is Sunflower.
Sunflower: Nice to meet you.
Maguro: Hi!
Kani: Welcome to Pensacola!
Culdee: So how long have you been living in that greenhouse?
Peashooter: Since around that Slendytubby invasion whatever the hell it’s called.
Culdee: Ah that. I still get nightmares of that event. Especially that purple monster.
Peashooter: Tinky Winky?
Culdee: Yyyyep.
Peashooter: Ah.
(Tako is seen reading the newspaper)
Tako: Oh no. THE DVD! IT’S GONE!
RH: What DVD?
Tako: THE DVD! It was stolen!
Peashooter: Riiight. So do you sell plant fertilizer here?
Dave Miller: … Wut?
Tako: You don’t get it. Do you?
Sunflower: Uhhh I guess not?
Tako: Well let me tell you a story. Long ago an unknown DVD company made a Sushi Pack DVD, but it was just canceled after only one copy was made.
Culdee: Oh?
Tako: The dvd included both seasons of the Sushi Pack including the lost episodes, a documentary of lost behind the scenes footage, and a never before seen storyboard of the canceled first episode of Season 3.
Culdee: … WELL WHAT THE F### ARE WE WAITING FOR LETS WATCH THIS DVD!
Tako: It was stolen. Have you not been listening to what I just said!?
RH: But why would someone steal such a gem!?
Tako: The same reason yall wanna watch it.
MarioFan2009: Who did steal it?
Tako: I’m not sure but the paper says that surveillance footage caught what appears to be four zombies harassing the employees, taking the tape, and leaving.
Peashooter: F-four z-zombies?
Cactus: Uh oh. They found us.
Culdee: You know the zombies?
Sunflower: We just escaped from a zombie infested town. It looks like they chased after us.
Cactus: But we dealt with zombies before…
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh! (We can do it again!)
Cactus: And I think I know how to find them.
(It cuts to Sunflower walking up to an abandoned building)
Sunflower: This is sunshine to prickly pear. I found their base.
Cactus: Excellent, the rotten flesh tracker tracks over to that house so they should be there.
Peashooter: So when are we gonna eat that fertilizer at sportsters?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh! (Yeah I'm hungry!)
Sunflower: Will you guys keep it down, you’re gonna blow my cover!
(All-Star then appears behind Sunflower)
Sunflower: YIKES!
All-Star: Heheheh. Well well well.
Sunflower: Uhhhh… Trick or Treat?
All-Star: How about SMELL MY FEET!
(Sunflower screams as All-Star chases after her)
Sunflower: THIS IS SUNSHINE TO PRICKLY PEAR! I NEED HELP! REPEAT! I NEED HELP!
Cactus: You heard her, you two. Let’s go kick some zombie butt.
(The three run off past Jeffygeist and Masked Menace III)
Masked Menace III: What's going on over there?
Jeffygeist: Dunnow. But whatever it is, it’s way better than “Flower Meets Geist”
Masked Menace III: And “Masked Menace”.
(Sunflower is seen still getting chased by All-Star eventually she makes it to a corner)
Sunflower: Uh oh!
(Cactus, Peashooter, and Chomper see her)
Chomper: Ruh roh!
Cactus: you two, run to Sunflower and help her.
Peashooter: What about you?
Cactus: Hmmm.
(Cactus sees Screwer driving by with his truck. She gets an idea and jumps on top of the truck)
Screwer: What the?!
Cactus: Don’t ask questions! Just drive!
(Sunflower tries to run but All-Star grabs her)
Sunflower: AH!
All-Star: Where do you think you’re going, flower?
Cactus: Drive over there, hurry!
Screwer: I’m going as fast as I can. This aint express delivery you know?
Peashooter: CHAAAARGE!
(Peashooter and Chomper run at full speeds. Peashooter jumps at All-Star and shoots a pea at his head knocking him down)
All-Star: AGH! Why YOU-
(All-Star gets knocked out cold when Screwer’s Truck rams into him at full speed)
Peashooter: You okay?
Sunflower: Yeah. Thanks guys. You saved my life back there.
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (You’re welcome!)
(All-Star slowly gains consciousness)
Peashooter: Aw crap he’s waking up!
Cactus: You three run to the Zombie base. I will take care of football boy here.
Peashooter: Got it. Let’s go, gang!
(The three race off. Scientist is seen hiding in a bush. He chuckles and jumps out of the bush)
Scientist: ACTIVATE!
Peashooter: WOAHHH!
(Scientist teleports the three away into a dark room)
Peashooter: Ow… my head. Where are we?
Sunflower: This must be the zombie hideout!
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh. (Oh makes sense)
Peashooter: True. Considering it’s so… dark.
Sunflower: Guys look, the DVD!
(Sunflower points at the Sushi Pack dvd on a pedestal)
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (Well that’s convenient!)
Peashooter: Well what are we waiting for? Let’s grab it before something bad happens-
(Suddenly Engineer appears and throws a gravity grenade trapping the three in midair)
Peashooter: WHAT THE!?
Foot Soldier: Heheheh. Looks like we finally caught you plants.
Peashooter: We’ll see about that once I break out of this stupid contraption.
(Peashooter tries to squirm out but to no avail)
Peashooter: What the!? I’m stuck!
Engineer: Gravity Grenade. Classic Zomboss invention.
(Scientist teleports in)
Scientist: Heheh. Excellent work you two. Looks like you caught the plants. Zomboss is gonna give us brains for sure!
Sunflower: You won’t get away with this, you dirty zombies!
Scientist: We’ll see about that petal head. Now I gotta go check on All-Star. You two watch over them.
(Scientist teleports away. It cuts back to All-Star on the ground weak)
Cactus: Hey. Get up.
All-Star: Agh what the…Huh? Well well well. If it isn’t a little Cactus-
(Cactus’ garlic drone comes flying next to her)
All-Star: W-wait wait no you don’t have to-
(The Garlic Drone bombards All-Star with bullets with him screaming in pain. It cuts back to the three plants still stuck)
Foot Soldier: So Engie, how do you think we should vanquish them?
Engineer: Maybe blow them up with your ZPG.
Foot Soldier: Or bombard them with bullets. Man so many choices, so little time-
(Sunflower shoots a beam at the gravity grenade controls destroying it and freeing them)
Foot Soldier: WHAT THE!?
(The plants jump down)
Foot Soldier: You just don’t know when to quit, do you!?
Peashooter: Never.
(Peashooter bombards the two with peas and they jump out of the way. Foot Soldier shoots his gun at the plants and they run and hide out of the way. It cuts back to All-Star)
All-Star: AGH! PLEASE STOP!
Cactus: Say it.
All-Star: … Say what?
Cactus: SAY IT!
All-Star: GAH! OKAY! I STOLE THE DVD!
Cactus: And?
All-Star: Uhhh Plants are victorious.
Cactus: AND!?
All-Star: WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!?
Cactus: Hmmm… Say you’re a big fat momma’s boy who just shit his diaper.
All-Star: What- i’m not saying that!
Cactus: Very well. Drone-
All-Star: OKAY OKAY! I’M A BIG FAT MOMMA’S BOY WHO JUST SHIT HIS DIAPER! ARE YOU HAPPY!?
(Cactus is seen having recorded it with an iphone)
Cactus: That’s all I wanted to hear. Now I'm sorry to do this, All-Star. But my friends need me.
All-Star: WAIT PLEASE DON-
(Scientist then appears behind the drone and bashes it knocking it down)
Cactus: NO MY DRONE!
All-Star: Heheheh. End of the line, Cacti.
(All-Star tackles Cactus knocking her down. It cuts back to the three fighting the zombies. Peashooter is shooting rapidly at the two)
Foot Soldier: AW COME ON! Can’t you just stop shooting peas at us!?
Peashooter: NnnnnnNO!
Foot Soldier: Can you at least tell us where the other two are?!
(Sunflower and Chomper are seen hiding behind a wall)
Peashooter: NnnnnnNO!
Engineer: Okay how about this, if you stop shooting us, I will give you… Cotton candy, hot dogs, aaaaand-
Peashooter: And I don’t care you freaking pedophile because I can’t eat those foods cause I'm a FREAKING PLANT!
(Scientist and All-Star teleport in with Cactus)
Scientist: What the hell is going on here!?
Foot Soldier: This stupid pea pod is becoming a problem to us!
Scientist: Ugh. Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself!?
(Scientist teleports Peashooter, Sunflower, and Chomper into a cage)
Peashooter: DAMN IT!
All-Star: Nice work Scientist! And I got this cactus too! Which means we can finally vanquish these four at Boss’ orders.
(Cactus winks at her friends)
All-Star: So how do you suppose we-
Cactus: HIYA!
(Cactus karate kicks All-Star down. Scientist charges at her only for her to kick him as well. Cactus shoots a spike at a button freeing the four plants)
Foot Soldier: THAT’S IT! THIS SPIKY BITCH IS DYING TONIGHT!
(Foot Soldier shoots a ZPG at Cactus only for her to jump out of the way. Engineer drops a super sonic grenade stunning her)
Cactus: OW! MY EARS!
Engineer: HAHAHAHAHAH-
(Engineer gets knocked out by Sunflower’s sun beam causing Engineer to fall on Foot Soldier)
Foot Soldier: AGH! WHAT DID YOU EAT!?
Engineer: Cotton candy and hotdogs.
Cactus: THERE'S THE DVD! GRAB IT!
Foot Soldier: NO DON’T LET THEM GRAB IT!
(The plants and the zombies race after the DVD. Scientist uses his warp to teleport and grab the DVD)
Scientist: I GOT IT-
(Chomper goops Scientist making him stuck)
Scientist: DAMN IT!
Cactus: Hey Zombie bums! How do you like the feeling of being in a cage!
(Cactus uses a spike to cut a rope which causes a cage to fall on the four zombies)
Foot Soldier: DAMN IT! Scientist! Teleport us out!
Scientist: I CAN’T! THIS STUPID GOOP IS MESSING WITH THE CONTROLS!
Foot Soldier: AUGH DAMN IT!
(It cuts to land where the police are seen arresting the zombies)
Crash: Great job for getting that stolen DVD back from those zombies.
Peashooter: No problem, Crush!
Crash: It’s Crash.
Tako: Well we got the DVD back everyone! Who’s up for a marathon at the Sushi Pack house!
(All the other heroes cheer and they race off)
Sunflower: Well that certainly was a fun adventure.
Cactus: Peashooter… Sunflower… Chomper… That was INCREDIBLE! I mean I didn’t know all three of you had it in you, even though I did most of the work.
Peashooter: Bruh…
Cactus: But still I couldn’t handle that all alone. Perhaps we make a very good team.
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh? (You think so?)
Cactus: Of course, Chomper. Those zombies are always gonna do what they can to get brains and to destroy us, and it’s someone's job to make sure they don’t take over the world. What do you all say?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (Yeah that sounds fun!)
Sunflower: I’d love to join in!
Cactus: What do you say, Peashooter?
Peashooter: … Let’s kick some zombie butt!
Cactus: WOO HOO! That’s what I'm talking about, baby!
Plants: LET'S GO TEAM PLANTS!
(It then transitions all the way to a house that has a tree planted under it. A man with short, orange hair and facial hair, and a pot on his head watching TV)
Crazy Dave: Man this channel is boring. Let’s see what else is on TV!
(Crazy Dave changes the channel to Cody: THE NEEEEWS!)
Goodman: Breaking News, Mkay! This morning, a team of plants have helped defeat zombies who have stolen a Sushi Pack DVD from the Pensacola Media Archive! With us are the four grassy heroes themselves! Goodman?
Goodman: Thank you, Goodman. So plants, what gave you the inspiration to stop these zombies and save the DVD?
Sunflower: We just do it because we believe in justice and protecting the city from undead crime!
Peashooter: We also do it for the free fertilizer!
Crazy Dave: No way. There are surviving plants! And they are in Pensacola! I got to find them right now!
(Crazy Dave runs outside to a talking RV)
Penny: Hello User Dave.
Crazy Dave: Penny, I just saw that there are four plants in Pensacola! I need to find them! Send me to Pensacola right now.
Penny: Affirmative, User Dave.
(Crazy Dave gets inside Penny and Penny flies away)
Crazy Dave: I just hope I can get there before it is too late.
(The short irises on Dave and Penny and it ends)
=== The Prophecy! ===
SYNOPSIS - Crazy Dave comes to Pensacola to explain to the plants why they have abilities and warn them about the possibility of Zomboss returning. Meanwhile the Z-Squad are still in prison but Zomboss has ideas.
(It starts off back at Zomburbia back at Dr. Zomboss’ lair)
Zomboss: Give me updates on the Z-Squad.
Dr. Patient: I’ve tried getting into contact with them sir, but it appears they are not responding.
Dr. Fizzician: True, not to mention the fact they have been gone for months.
Zomboss: Well I told them that they cannot return until they vanquish the plants.
Dr. Patient: Doesn’t that seem a little too rough, Doctor-
Zomboss: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY LEADERSHIP!?
Dr. Patient: N-no doctor I would never!
Zomboss: Hmpf. That’s what I thought.
Dr. Fizzician: Well I'm gonna try contacting them again.
Zomboss: You do that. I’m gonna watch some TV. Let’s see some of those stupid human programs.
(Zomboss switches to the news)
Goodman: Breaking News, Mkay! This morning, a team of plants have helped defeat zombies who have stolen a Sushi Pack DVD from the Pensacola Media Archive! With us are the four grassy heroes themselves! Goodman?
Goodman: Thank you, Goodman. So plants, what gave you the inspiration to stop these zombies and save the DVD?
Sunflower: We just do it because we believe in justice and protecting the city from undead crime!
Peashooter: We also do it for the free fertilizer!
Zomboss: WHAT!? THOSE PLANTS!?
Dr. Patient: It seems we know their location now.
Dr. Fizzician: But what of the Z-Squad?
Goodman: The four zombie targets who stole the DVD, who dub themselves as “The Z-Squad” , have been arrested and sent to Pensacola Prison for thievery, death threats, and attempted murder.
Zomboss: The Z-Squad have been arrested!? That’s a no in my book! No one can punish the Z-Squad but me. Dr. Fizzician, gather the rest of the zombie army. We’re taking a visit to Pensacola Florida to see some old friends..
Dr. Fizzician: Yes doctor. Right away.
(Dr. Fizzician leaves)
Zomboss: They wanna play hard to win huh? Well game on you pesky weeds! You can’t keep Zomboss and his zombie army down forever!
(It transitions back to Pensacola prison where the zombies are thrown into their cell)
Foot Soldier: OWIE!
Simmons: Enjoy prison you undead bastards.
(Simmons slams the cell door)
Foot Soldier: Well this is just great.
Engineer: True. Those plants are stronger than we thought.
Scientist: The doctor won’t be happy to find out we are incarcerated.
All-Star: Wait Scientist, can’t you teleport us out of here?
Scientist: Well I would, but I can’t. Because, plot.
Engineer: DAMN YOU, PLOT!
Foot Soldier: So what now?
(The zombies see the Dastardly Three in the next cell)
Boney: First time?
(It cuts to Sporsters bar. The plants are seen hanging out)
Cactus: I must say I regret that I ever doubted the people here at Pensacola. They seem like pretty nice people.
Sunflower: True. And I see Chomper and Peashooter are enjoying this place.
(Chomper is seen chugging an entire water tank)
Everyone: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
(Peashooter is seen having drunk a shot of fertilizer with 20 more cups around him)
Peashooter: Aw man that hit the spot. Hey Purple Plum!
Dave Miller: My name is Dave.
Peashooter: Yeah whatever, give me another cup of fertilizer, this time, your strongest!
Dave Miller: Don’t you think you had enough fertilizer for one day?
Peashooter: Aw come on, one more cup aint gonna hurt anyone.
Dave Miller: Well you’re running up a really large tab here.
Peashooter: I’m a plant. I don't have a bank account.
(The plants are interrupted as whirring sounds are heard)
Peashooter: Huh, what’s that noise?
Sunflower: Sounds like it’s coming from outside
(The plants walk on outside and see Penny the RV flying over)
Ikura: Is that a flying RV?
Wasabi: Mustard. (I think so)
(The RV parks in front of sportsters. Out of the door comes Crazy Dave)
Crazy Dave: Greetings from Neighborville!
Masked Menace III: Jeffygeist, is that a homeless person?
Jeffygeist: Looks like one.
Crazy Dave: Oh no I actually have a house with a tree planted under it.
RH: With a tree planted under it?
Crazy Dave: That’s right, neighbor! Anyways, I’m looking for four plants. Their names should be Peashooter, Sunflower, Chomper, and Cactus!
Peashooter: That’s us!
Crazy Dave: Glad I finally found you guys!
Cactus: Do we know you?
Crazy Dave: It’s me, Crazy Dave!
Plants: …
Crazy Dave: Your creator.
Plants: …
Crazy Dave: You really don’t remember me?
(It shows a flashback of Dave with four flower pots)
Crazy Dave: (Voice) It was all the way back during the good old days when I tested out my super fertilizer.
(Crazy Dave uses fertilizer on four potted plants and they grow to still be potted but sentient)
Crazy Dave: (Voice) That was around the time the first of many Zombie invasions would happen.
(Zombies are seen attacking Crazy Dave’s house. He sets out plants to counter them)
Crazy Dave: (Voice) Eventually, the plants were not strong enough to face the zombies anymore as they kept growing in numbers. Eventually I was forced to leave Suburbia. I thought I grabbed every single plant of mine, but I didn't have enough time to save all of you.
(Crazy Dave is seen flying in Penny but out drops the four potted plantsz that fall into Zomburbia. The flashback ends there)
Sunflower: So that’s why we awoke in Zomburbia, because we were accidentally left behind?
Crazy Dave: Exactly. Sorry that I couldn’t save all of you.
Peashooter: It’s fine, but what do you mean “all of us”? Are there more plants?
Crazy Dave: Yep! Penny, open the back door!
Penny: Affirmative, User Dave.
Parappa: Did that RV just talk?
Crazy Dave: Yep! This is Penny! She’s a flying RV, but she’s also a time machine.
Culdee: Kewl!
Penny: It is pleasing to meet all of you. Any friend of User Dave’s is a friend of mine.
(Penny opens the back door and there are revealed to be a bunch of sentient potted plants)
Peashooter: Woah.
Chomper: Ragh ragh. (Holy moly)
Crazy Dave: Yep. I have Snow Peas, Potato Mines, Walnuts, Repeaters, Marigolds, Cabbage Pults, Kernel Pults, Melon Pults, Lily Pads, Tangle Weeds, Bonk Choys, Snap Dragons, Cherry Bombs, I’d reveal every single plant i’d have but we’d be here forever. But hey, that’s why I have the suburban almanac which lists all information of every plant!
(Crazy Dave brings out a book called the “Suburban Almanac”)
Cactus: Very intriguing.
Peashooter: So how did you know we were here?
Crazy Dave: I saw on the news that you helped stop zombies from stealing a DVD.
Peashooter: Oh yeah! I remember it like it was yesterday!
Cactus: That’s because it was yesterday.
Crazy Dave: I’m surprised you actually escaped Zomburbia unharmed.
Sunflower: Me too.
Peashooter: We were about to be zombie chow but it turns out we can actually shoot projectiles at zombies which saved us.
Crazy Dave: And you can prolly do more too.
Cactus: What do you mean by that exactly?
Crazy Dave: I have a portal that leads to an obstacle course. You four follow me.
Peashooter: Okay, we’ll be back soon!
RH: Alright! Have fun!
(Crazy Dave and the Plants enter penny. Crazy Dave pulls a switch that activates a portal)
Crazy Dave: Shall we?
(The five enter. Once they enter the portal they come across a huge obstacle course)
Peashooter: Wow, this place is huge.
Crazy Dave: Yep. I take my plants here to help practice their aim with projectiles, and possibly other abilities too.
(A robot version of Crazy Dave walks up)
Dave Bot 3000 - Howdy neighbor!
Sunflower: THERE ARE TWO OF YOU!?
Dave Bot 3000: Don’t be alarmed. I am Dave Bot 3000. I have been programmed as Crazy Dave’s right hand man.
Sunflower: Oh. Neat!
Crazy Dave: So who wants to try the obstacle course first?
Peashooter: I’ll go! I’ll go!
Crazy Dave: Alright. There are a bunch of cardboard gnomes that will appear. Try to shoot as many as you can.
Peashooter: Got it! Not to brag or anything, but I have been practicing my aim!
Crazy Dave: Alright. Push that button, Dave Bot
(Dave Bot 3000 pushes the button and the course is activated. Cardboard gnomes appear from afar and Peashooter does his best shooting at them one by one. Eventually there are no gnomes left)
Crazy Dave: Good job, Peashooter!
Peashooter: Piece of cake!
Crazy Dave: Let’s try it again, but 2x the speed!
Peashooter: Wait what.
Crazy Dave: ACTIVATE!
(Dave Bot 3000 activates the course again and the gnomes appear and disappear after 2 seconds. Peashooter shoots a few of them but he has trouble destroying all of them)
Peashooter: They’re too fast! I can barely keep up!
Crazy Dave: Can you perchance turn into gatling mode?
Peashooter: What?
Crazy Dave: Put on that helmet!
(Peashooter sees a soldier helmet and puts it on. Four guns appear out of his mouth and he rapidly fires peas destroying all of the gnomes around)
Crazy Dave: That’s what I'm talking about!
Peashooter: WOOH! Didn’t know I could do that, but hey, I aint complaining!
Crazy Dave: The suburban almanac also says Peashooters are quick at feet too. Can you run fast?
Peashooter: Sure, I'm pretty dang fast!
Crazy Dave: Alright, bet! Make it to the end of the room and back in 10 seconds.
Peashooter: You’re on.
Crazy Dave: And GO!
(The timer starts and Peashooter activates hyper mode and runs to the end of the wall. He runs back to the opening of the room but the timer dings then)
Peashooter: Dang it! I was so close!
Crazy Dave: Considering you barely made it, I think I'll give you a pass.
Peashooter: Sweet! I can shoot rapid peas and I can run really fast. 
Sunflower: What about me?
Dave Bot 3000: Well you are a sunflower which is known to make sun to help produce plants. See if you can make something of that?
Crazy Dave: Yeah! Try that patch of dirt over there.
Sunflower: Okay… I’ll try.
(Sunflower walks up to a patch of grass)
Sunflower: Focus Sunflower.
(Sunflower makes a beam that shoots into the grass. The beam disappears after a while)
Sunflower: D-did it work?
Crazy Dave: I don’t know.
(Suddenly a sprout grows from the ground)
Sunflower: Gasp!
(The sprout grows into a heal flower)
Sunflower: I made a flower!
Dave Bot 3000: Not just any flower, a heal flower. It can heal any injured plant in battle.
Crazy Dave: You also have healing abilities too, Sunflower!
Sunflower: Cool!
Crazy Dave: Anyways, wanna try yourself out next Chomper?
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Yeah yeah!)
Crazy Dave: Alright.
(Crazy Dave leads Chomper to a huge land of dirt and grass)
Crazy Dave: See that cardboard zombie over there?
(Chomper nods)
Crazy Dave: I need to try and attack it by surprise. To do so, you need to burrow underground.
Chomper: Ragh? (Burrow?)
Crazy Dave: Yep. You think you can give it a shot?
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (I’ll try!)
Crazy Dave: Alright. Go get him, boy.
(Chomper then digs underground and burrows all the way to the cardboard zombie. He appears right under him and swallows him all)
Chomper: BLECH! RAGH RAGH! (BLEH! CARDBOARD)
Crazy Dave: Crazy work out there! I’m also gonna assign you with spikeweed seeds, there for you can place trapping spikeweeds to trap unsuspecting zombie prey.
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Awesome!)
Crazy Dave: Alright, that just leaves you, Cactus!
Cactus: What do you want me to do?
Crazy Dave: First I wanna trust you with these seed packets.
(Crazy Dave gives Cactus packets for Potato Mines and Wall-nuts)
Cactus: What are these for?
Crazy Dave: The potato mines are for exploding an unknowing enemy. The wall-nuts are for blocking off enemy fire and can be useful to hide behind. Observe.
(Dave Bot 3000 places a wall nut and a Repeater fires at the Wall-Nut and its able to take a lot of hits)
Cactus: Wow that thing is strong.
Crazy Dave: Indeed. Useful for defense. Now the potato mines!
(Dave Bot 3000 places a potato mine. A cardboard zombie is seen walking and it steps on the mine and explodes)
Cactus: Sheesh!
Peashooter: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Sunflower: Yeah!
Chomper: Ragh ragh. (Indeed)
Cactus: It can be useful with the garlic drone I was given!
(The garlic drone flies next to cactus and shoots a bunch of cardboard gnomes and zombies)
Crazy Dave: Impressive!
Cactus: Thanks!
Crazy Dave: Well I must admit, I am very impressed and proud of your abilities and strengths. However, do you know why I brought you into this world?
Peashooter: Why’s that?
Crazy Dave: Well ever since the zombie invasions began, we haven't had the help of strong forces such as the military, likely because they already turned into Zombies as well.
Cactus: Oof.
Crazy Dave: But that’s why with the help of Dave Bot 3000 and Penny, I came up with a fertilizer that could give plants sentience and abilities to help fight back against the undead. And judging by seeing you on the news, having taken care of four zombies, it’s working pretty well.
Peashooter: True, we kicked their undead butts hard.
Crazy Dave: So I want you all to make a promise, you will help make sure that Zomboss and his zombies never harm the world again!
Cactus: We promise!
Sunflower: And we’ll make good use of the abilities we are given!
Crazy Dave: Good, because there is no doubt they will strike again soon.
(It cuts back to Pensacola prison where the zombies are seen still waiting)
Engineer: Ugh it's so BORING here.
All-Star: True. No room to run around and whatnot.
Engineer: I’m hungry.
Scientist: You’re always hungry.
Engineer: Is that a fat joke?
Foot Soldier: Calm down guys. I’m sure we can find a way out of here eventually.
(Suddenly the wall behind them busts open)
Foot Soldier: WHAT THE!?
(It is revealed a gargantuar zombie broke the wall)
Foot Soldier: Gargantuar? How did you get here?
Zomboss: With a lift of course.
Z-Squad: Doctor!
Scientist: How did you find us?
Zomboss: I looked at the news. I’m disappointed that the plants were able to beat you.
Z-Squad: Sorry doctor
Zomboss: But, on the bright side. We know where the plants are. And hopefully we can be able to finally put an end to their bull shit.
Engineer: What’s the plan this time, Doctor?
Zomboss: Listen up everyone and listen well. We strike… NOW!
(It cuts back to the Pensacola park)
Peashooter: You know with our new abilities, I think we might stand a chance against future threats.
Sunflower: True!
(Suddenly the big jumbotron promoting the new Big Chungus game gets hacked)
Cactus: What’s wrong with the jumbotron?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (I don’t know!)
(The jumbotron then reveals a black screen)
Peashooter: Uhhh… What’s going on?
Cactus: No clue.
Zomboss: (Voice) Since the dawn of time, Plants have been the mortal enemy of zombies ruining their plans ever since- wait. Is the lens cap on? Damn it lemme-
(Zomboss removes the lens cap revealing him)
Zomboss: Ahah! Greetings heroes!
Plants: DOCTOR ZOMBOSS!?
Zomboss: It is I! The terrifyingly brilliant and ever so good looking Dr. Edgar George Zomboss!
Cactus: Good looking my ass.
Zomboss: SHUT UP CACTI! Anyways. As I was saying, decades from now you will look back and see that I have unleashed my greatest plan yet. As most of you know, I have already taken over Suburbia, aka the old home town of my sworn nemesis, Crazy Dave.
Crazy Dave: Uh oh…
Zomboss: So it is time I-
(The camera falls over)
Zomboss: OH GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!
(Zomboss tries setting the camera back up)
Clementine: Man for a villain he really sucks at handling cameras.
Dave Miller: Agreed.
Zomboss: Okay is this set up right? Okay, good. So it is time I finally put a stop to this, now that I have the plants and David all in one place. And it wouldn’t hurt to have a few extra brains. “Chuckles”
(Frida is seen looking over the Pensacola border)
Frida: Um guys… you might wanna look at this.
(Everyone walks over and sees zombies slowly walking towards Pensacola)
Matt Major: Dear god…
Zomboss: Your brains are mine…
(Zomboss laughs evilly)
Zomboss: Wait is the camera out of battery-
(Zomboss’ message shuts off)
=== The Zombies are Coming! ===
SYNOPSIS - Pensacola is under attack yet again (for like the billionth time) this time by Zomboss’ zombie army. The plants are gonna have to use their skills to the fullest in order to protect the city, but the war has only just begun.
Narrator: Previously on PVZ Arc, The Plants find more about their powers and abilities given thanks to special fertilizer, but now zombies are coming to the city and the plants are screwed, okay back to the story!
(It starts off where the last chapter ended with the plants and the heroes looking over to see the zombies walking towards Pensacola)
Meggy: What do we do?
Tari: My scanners indicate by the speed they are going at it will take a while for them to get over here. But we should do something before they cause damage to the city.
Cactus: We can take care of them!
Peashooter: Yeah we dealt with these pesky zombies before.
Sunflower: Yep!
Chomper: Ragh! (True!)
Manny: What should we do?
Crazy Dave: You all can help by planting these potted plants around to help keep them out.
Frida: Alright! Sounds like a plan.
Cactus: Alright plants, we need to think of a battle plan-
Peashooter: CHAAAARGE!
Cactus: PEASHOOTER WAIT!
(Peashooter charges into battle and shoots at many zombies killing them)
Peashooter: Time for some explosives!
(Peashooter shoots out a chili bean bomb distracting zombies long enough for the chili bean to blow up vanquishing a lot of zombies)
Peashooter: SCORE!
Sunny: So what should we plant first?
Crazy Dave: Place some Sunflowers to get more sun. After that, place some Pea Canons.
Crystal: Sunflowers than Pea canons.
Frida: Got it!
(The heroes get to work planting sunflowers and Pea Canons. The pea canons help shoot at zombies)
Crazy Dave: Nice! I think it’s working!
(Cactus shoots more spikes at zombies and her garlic drone summons air bombs that fall on and blow up the zombies)
Cactus: Sweet!
(Chomper goes around eating zombies alive while Sunflower tends to the other plants and shoots deadly sun beams of her own)
Peashooter: Too easy!
(Cactus then sees the zombies have expanded to cone heads, bucket heads, and pole vaulters)
Cactus: Looks like they brought out some armor.
Crazy Dave: Looks like we need some stronger plants. Try Ice Peas and Repeaters.
(The heroes plant Ice Peas and Repeaters who shoot instantly damaging zombies and freezing them)
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (oooh frozen Treat!)
(Chomper eats a frozen zombie alive)
Chomper: BUUUURP. Ragh ragh. (Excuse me.)
(It cuts back to Zomburbia where Zomboss is seen walking through a hallway)
Zomboss: How is progress on the Zombot?
Dr. Fizzician: Almost done sir. The engineers are just working on the final touches.
Zomboss: Perfect, with the surprise attack I have planned, those grassy weeds will not know what hit them.
(A pole vaulter zombie vaults over some plants)
Crystal: Sunny look out!
(Sunny turns around and sees the Pole Vaulter Zombie about to eat her)
Sunny: Not today!
(Sunny grabs a shovel and whacks the zombie decapitating it)
Sunny: Okay we’re gonna need some defenses against these guys.
Crazy Dave: Have you tried Tall-nuts?
(Tall-nuts are placed blocking off the zombies from entering)
Sunflower: Nice!
Peashooter: Yall zombies are really screwed now!
Cactus: What the heck is that?
(Music plays as a zombie with a blue jacket, white pants, orange hair, and orange glasses is seen dancing towards them)
Disco Zombie: BRAINS!
Crazy Dave: Uh oh.
(The disco zombie raises some backup dancer zombies who stand against him. The disco zombie brings out a disco ball on a stick and starts spinning around like crazy going at high speeds. The disco zombie runs into some Tall-nuts and destroys them with his disco stick)
Sunny: AW CRAP!
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (I got this!)
(Chomper burrows underground and digs to Disco Zombie at high speeds. He tries to eat Disco Zombie but Disco Zombie jumps out and whacks him)
Disco Zombie: RAGH!
Sunflower: CHOMPER!
(Disco Zombie turns his stick into a tommy again and blasts at the potted plants vanquishing a lot of them)
Cactus: He’s destroying our potted plants!
Peashooter: Not if I can help it!
(Peashooter puts on a helmet)
Peashooter: Hey disco freak!
(Disco Zombie turns around)
Peashooter: Taste mass peas.
(Peashooter spam shoots Disco Zombie hitting him a bunch of times in the abdomen. He falls down deceased)
Sunflower: Nice one, Peashooter!
Peashooter: Thank you!
Cactus: Uh guys, in case you have forgotten, we still have a butt load of zombies coming after us.
(The plants look around and see zombies slowly surrounding them)
Peashooter: Okay, how long is this gonna go on?
(Sunflower looks into the distance and sees a gravestone)
Sunflower: Huh?
(Multiple zombies start coming out of the gravestone. She continues looking around and sees more gravestones around)
Cactus: Where do these zombies even come from?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (That’s what i’m asking!)
Sunflower: Guys look! Tombstones! The zombies are coming out of there!
Cactus: Maybe if we destroy the tombstones the zombies will stop coming.
Peashooter: There are four tombstones! If each of us takes out one tombstone, we will be able to take down these zombies' lickity split!
Cactus: Alright! Sounds like a plan!
Sunflower: Agreed!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Agreed!)
Peashooter: Alright, the rest of you keep the zombies out of Pensacola.
Cactus: We’ll deal with the gravestones!
Sunny: Got it!
(The plants split up and each of them head to a tombstone. Peashooter runs to a tombstone)
Peashooter: Alright, tombstone! Do your worst!
(Out if a tombstone comes a zombie with a coffin as his armor)
Zombie: Braaaaains.
(Peashooter shoots at the zombie but the coffin protects him from any damage)
Peashooter: Blast!
(Peashooter then runs around)
Peashooter: Hey no brains! I’m over here!
(Peashooter zooms to another area)
Peashooter: No i’m over here!
(Peashooter keeps moving to different places)
Peashooter: No here! No look here! Yoo hoo! Over here!
Zombie: Brains brains..?
(The zombie gets dizzy and falls down)
Peashooter: Now’s my chance!
(Peashooter shoots a massive pea destroying the tombstone breaking it)
Peashooter: Yes, that's one tombstone down!
(Peashooter runs back into battle)
Peashooter: Hopefully the others are doing okay!
(Sunflower is seen racing to a tombstone)
Sunflower: Alright! Now to destroy this!
(Suddenly catapult zombies emerge from the ground)
Sunflower: Oh.
(Sunflower runs as the catapult zombies shoot at her. She hides behind a tree)
Sunflower: I’m gonna need a stronger force to deal with those!
(Sunflower then remembers she can make her own flowers)
Sunflower: Of course! Maybe I can make a flower that can fight back.
(Sunflower gazes a bright sun beam into the ground and out comes a small marigold flower with dark petals)
Catapult Zombie: Hah! Brains brains- (Hah! What makes you think a small flower is gonna-)
(The dark flower rapidly shoots out black beams that immediately disintegrate the catapult zombies)
Sunflower: Nice work, think you can shoot the tombstone too?
(The dark flower nods and shoots the tombstone disintegrating it)
Sunflower: Well done!
(Chomper is seen sneaking up to a tombstone. He sees it is guarded by Bucket Heads. He hides behind a bush. The two zombies hear it)
Bucket Head Zombie 1: Brains? (Did you hear something?)
Bucket Head Zombie 2: Brains. (Sound like somethings coming from that bush)
(A bucket head zombie walks into the bush and looks into it)
Bucket Head Zombie 1: Brains- (I don’t see anything-)
(The bucket head gets pulled into the bush screaming)
Bucket Head Zombie 2: BRAINS! (OH GOD!)
(The Bucket Head races over to the bush)
Bucket Head Zombie 2: Brains? (Where is he!?)
(The bucket head zombie continues looking around but eventually steps into a spikeweed and it catches him)
Bucket Head Zombie 2: BRAINS! (GAH WHAT THE!)
(A chomper appears behind the bucket head)
Bucket Head Zombie 2: Brains brains- (Please have mercy-)
(The chomper eats the zombie in one bite)
Chomper: Ragh! (Tasty)
(The chomper runs up to the tombstone and mauls it making it tumble down and destroying it)
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Hooray!)
(It then cuts to cactus racing towards the fourth and final tombstone. She sees there are multiple zombies surrounding it)
Cactus: I won’t stand a chance against all of them. I gotta create a distraction!
(Cactus places a wall-nut and runs up and hides)
Zombie 1: Brains? (See anything?)
Zombie 2: Brains… (No…)
Zombie 3: Brains brains? (Hey is that a wall-nut?)
Zombie 1: Brains brains! (It is!)
Zombie 2: Let’s eat it!
(The zombies go after the wall-nut)
Cactus: Yoo hoo! Zombies!
(The zombies turn around and see cactus)
Zombie 1: BRAINS! (IT’S THE CACTUS!)
Zombie 2: BRAINS BRAINS! (GET HER!)
(The zombies race after cactus but then step on a potato mine)
Zombie 1: Brains- (Fu-)
(The potato mine explodes all the zombies killing them)
Cactus: Now to finish this tombstone off.
(Cactus summons her garlic drone)
Cactus: Do your thang.
(The drone blasts the tombstone destroying it)
Cactus: Great job!
(The plants gather in the middle)
Peashooter: Well we did it!
Sunflower: We destroyed all of the tombstones!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Heck yeah!)
Cactus: Nice going guys!
Zomboss: Well well well.
(The plants turn around and see Dr. Zomboss)
Zomboss: I must say… bravo. It appears you have defeated all of my tombstones.
Cactus: Yes we did.
Peashooter: So it’s best you just give up now!
Sunflower: Yeah!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (You look delicious!)
Zomboss: Heheh. Well you only defeated my weakest army…
Peashooter: What the hell are you talking about?
(Zomboss chuckles as he brings out a button. He presses it and below him emerges a giant zombie robot)
Peashooter: What…
Sunflower: The…
Cactus: Heck!?
(Zomboss gets on top of the robot)
Zomboss: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ONE AND ONLY ZOMBOT!
Peashooter: Oh.
Sunny: What is going on over here- OH MY GOD THAT IS A GIANT ROBOT!
Zomboss: Since 2009, I have had to deal with you pesky weeds that are always ruining my plans, but guess what. This ends today.
Peashooter: We’ll see about that.
(Peashooter runs at the Zombot)
Cactus: Peashooter, what the hell are you doing!?
Peashooter: You’re gonna regret messing with me and my friends!
Zomboss: That’s right… Come over here.
(Little does Peashooter know, the zombot is loading a net gun)
Zomboss: Come to me, my prey.
(Sunflower notices this)
Sunflower: PEASHOOTER LOOK OUT!
Peashooter: Huh?
Zomboss: HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
(Zomboss shoots a net at Peashooter but Sunflower pushes him out of the way and gets caught)
Sunflower: GAH!
Peashooter: NO!
Zomboss: Eh I was hoping to get the Pea canon, but this works too.
(The zombot grabs Sunflower
Sunflower: HELP!
Peashooter: NO! YOU LET HER GO!
(Peashooter shoots at Zombot but to no avail)
Zomboss: Your pesky little peas are no match for my plant proof armor.
(Zombot starts flying away)
Zomboss: Now I gotta take this plant for testing…
Peashooter: NO NO NO NO NO!
(The Zombot flies away in the distance)
Peashooter: SUNFLOWER!
(Peashooter falls down on his knees and bangs the floor in grief)
Peashooter: It’s all my fault.
Cactus: No it wasn’t..
Peashooter: YES IT WAS! I let my cockiness get in the way and I got her in danger.
Cactus: It’s alright. We can save her.
Peashooter: How?
Crazy Dave: We go after them!
(Penny flies up)
Crazy Dave: Hop in!
(The plants enter Penny and they drive off)
Sunny: Good luck guys!
Frida: You’re gonna need it!
Peashooter: Hang on, Sunflower. We’re coming.
(Peashooter accidentally bumps into a fertilizer bag making it fall down)
Peashooter: Woops. Hopefully no one will notice.
(It then transitions to a dark room where Sunflower is seen with her eyes closed. She opens them)
Sunflower: What the? Where am I?
(Sunflower tries to move but she can’t)
Sunflower: What the!? I can’t move. But I'm not tied to anything!
Zomboss: Hello Sunflower.
Sunflower: ZOMBOSS!?
Zomboss: Like my new contraption? It’s one of my many gravity defying devices that can hold a target in place.
Sunflower: Let me go this instant!
Zomboss: Oh I will. I just need to run a test real quick.
Sunflower: What do you mean test?!
Zomboss: Bring it in.
(Dr. Fizzician and Dr. Patient bring in a giant ray gun as Sunflower looks in horror)
Zomboss: You like it? This dead ray was made with the dark energy created in Zomburbia. I’d figure you’d be the first test subject of it.
Sunflower: How about no!
(Sunflower tries to shoot Zomboss)
Sunflower: What the!? My abilities! They’re not working!
Zomboss: Likely because the gravity force is weakening you. Anyways, start the device.
Dr. Patient: Yes doctor.
(Dr. Patient starts the machine)
Sunflower: Wait, we can talk about this! You don’t need to do this, Zomboss!
Zomboss: Yeah you’re right, I don’t need to. I just want to. Hasta la vista, Sunflower.
Sunflower: ZOMBOSS NO-
(The Shadow ray blasts Sunflower and she screams in anguish. Eventually the ray stops and Sunflower is let go from the gravity prison. She gets up with dark grey and black colors)
Dead Flower: What is my first mission, doctor?
(Zomboss smiles evilly as it transitions back to pensacola where the fertilizer bag falls onto a tree stump. The stump then gains sentience and opens eyes and flames start appearing on his head)
Torchwood: Grrrrr…
(The short cuts to black ending it)
=== Garden Warfare ===
SYNOPSIS - It’s time for the final stand. The plants are going back to Zomburbia in order to save Sunflower who has been brainwashed by the twisted zomboss. Meanwhile, the Z-Squad are sent to rain havoc on the potted plant army and find a way in Pensacola.
(It transitions back to Zomburbia where Penny flies up to the city)
Crazy Dave: Here it is, Zomburbia. Stop right here Penny.
(Penny stops)
Peashooter: Why did we stop?
Crazy Dave: The zombies can easily sound the alarm and shoot at us if we enter the premises.
Cactus: Well how are we supposed to get in then?
Crazy Dave: Glad you asked my prickly friend. Because I have a solution for that! Activate the canon, Penny.
Penny: Alright. Activating Canon.
(A canon appears next to the plants)
Chomper: Ragh… (Woah…)
Crazy Dave: I’ve calculated the aim right into that zomboss building. I sense plant life in there meaning Sunflower is there but she could be in danger.
Peashooter: Well we better go save her.
Crazy Dave: Well you might wanna get started.
(The plants enter the canon)
Peashooter: So how does this thing work, do we just-
(Crazy Dave presses a button that sends the plants flying)
Plants: AHHHHHHHH-
(The plants crash through the window of Zomboss headquarters)
Peashooter: Well that landing could have been better.
Cactus: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Chomper: Ragh ragh. (Agreed)
(Suddenly the alarms are blaring)
Peashooter: We need to run!
(The plants run only for zombie guards to appear)
Zombie 4: Brains! (Hold it!)
Zombie 5: Brains brains! (You’re not going anywhere!)
Peashooter: Alright we turn ourselves in.
Zombie 6: Brians? (really?)
Peashooter: NAH!
(Peashooter rapidly shoots at Zombies and they shoot back. Eventually ropes are shot at Peashooter)
Peashooter: GAH!
Cactus: PEASHOOTER-
(Cactus and Chomper get put in ropes)
Dr. Fizzician: Nice work you lot. Keep it up, and the doctor might give you actual names this time!
Zombie 4: Brains! (Yes!)
Dr. Fizzician: Tsk tsk tsk. You weeds really do not know when to quit. Do you now?
Peashooter: Shut your mouth.
Dr. Fizzician: Heh. Whatever.
(Dr. Fizzician brings out a walkie talkie)
Dr. Fizzician: We caught the three remaining plants who tried to break in, doctor. What should we do with them?
Zomboss: Send the Cactus and Chomper to the cells. As for the Peashooter, send him to the coliseum.
Dr. Fizzician: You heard the doctor. Send the prickly bastard and the big mouth freak to the cells.
Chomper: Ragh! (Hey!)
Cactus: I take high offense to that!
Dr. Fizzican: You’re coming with me, Pea pod.
(The zombies drag Peashooter away)
Peashooter: LET ME GO YOU UNDEAD FREAKS!
(It cuts back to Zomboss office)
Zomboss: Excellent. The three other plants have been captured. I plan to send that Peashooter to the coliseum so I can watch him get beaten up by his former friend. It’s gonna be so much fun.
Dr. Patient: Indeed it will be, doctor.
Zomboss: Anyways, even though I won’t have to worry about those plants anymore, I still have to get revenge on my sworn enemy.
Dr. Patient: Oh? Tell me more, doctor.
(Dr. Zomboss brings out a picture of Crazy Dave)
Dr. Zomboss: The one who created the powerful plants. Crazy Dave. Once I have his brains on my plate, I won’t have to worry about those pesky weeds anymore. And soon, I will take over the cities starting with Pensacola Town, then Beacontown, then Robloxia, and soon every single city, and the ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE FILLED WITH ZOMBIES!
(Dr. Zomboss laughs maniacally)
Dr. Zomboss: Laugh with me, Dr. Patient!
(Dr. Patient and Zomboss laugh maniacally)
Dr. Zomboss: I already sent the Z-Squad to deal with the low priority plants! Crazy Dave is my target. Get the zombot ready again.
Dr. Patient: Right on it, sir.
(Dr. Patient runs off)
Zomboss: FINALLY! EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY! Planet Earth, time for you to meet a new world order! Not the story by RH. Saying that for legal reasons. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Zomboss trips)
Zomboss: OW! WHO LEFT THEIR SUPER BRAINZ ACTION FIGURE HERE!?
(It cuts to Pensacola where the potted plants are seen fighting against the Z-Squad)
Foot Soldier: SMOKE BOMB!
(Foot Soldier throws a smoke bomb at plants weakening them)
All-Star: IMP PUNT!
(All-Star launches an explosive imp zombies blowing up many plants around)
All-Star: HAHAHAH! YES!
Engineer: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BIG BOLT BLASTER!
(Engineer brings out a turret that blasts bullets at the Potted plants)
Engineer: YEAH BABY!
Scientist: Nice! We are winning! The Doctor will be so proud of us!
Foot Soldier: True!
(It cuts back to Zomboss’ HQ where Cactus and Chomper are thrown into cells)
Zombie 4: Brains brains! (And stay in!)
(The zombie guard locks the door and laughs)
Cactus: Well, looks like we’re stuck here…
Chomper: Ragh… (True)
Cactus: We gotta think of something to find a way out. But what?
Chomper: Ragh… ragh ragh? (Yeah… But what?)
(Cactus then remembers the potato mines Crazy Dave gave her)
Cactus: Of course.
(Cactus brings out a potato mine seed packet)
Cactus: I got an idea.
Chomper: Ragh! (Cool!)
Cactus: Just follow my lead!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Okay!)
Cactus: Hey zombie guards!
Zombie 5: Brains? (What?)
Cactus: I think I see some brains in here?
Chomper: Ragh! Ragh! (Yeah! Brains!)
Zombie 6: BRAINS!? (REALLY!?)
Cactus: Yeah!
(The zombies open the cage and run inside only to step on potato mines)
Zombie 4: Oh…
(The zombies blow up due to the potato mine)
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Nice work!)
Cactus: Thank you. Now let’s go find Peashooter and Sunflower!
Chomper: Ragh! (Right!)
(The plants run off. It cuts to Peashooter being thrown into an arena)
Peashooter: AGH! Hey, watch it!
(Peashooter tries to escape but the doors close behind him)
Peashooter: COME ON!
(Peashooter looks around and sees a lot of zombies)
Peashooter: Holy moly. It looks like every zombie in the city is here.
Dr. Patient: Welcome every zombie to the Coliseum where we will see the battle for the ages!
Dr. Fizzician: That’s right!
Peashooter: So I'm gonna battle someone huh? If it means I can get out of this place and get my friend back, then bring it on!
Dr. Fizzician: You hear that? Looks like he’s ready for a fight!
Dr. Patient: Bring out the challenger!
(A door opens. Peashooter gets a shocked face)
Peashooter: S-Sunflower?!
(Dead Flower walks on out)
Peashooter: What did he do to you!?
Dead Flower: Sunflower is dead. The name is Dead Flower… And you’re about to be vanquished, fiend!
Dr. Patient: Fighters ready?
(Peashooter looks at Dead Flower with a sad expression. Dead Flower looks at Peashooter with an evil face)
Dr. Fizzican: BEGIN BATTLE!
(Dead Flower shoots at Peashooter but he jumps out of the way)
Peashooter: Sunflower, I don’t wanna fight you!
Dead Flower: I told you, my name is not SUNFLOWER!
(Dead Flower continues shooting at Peashooter who doesn’t shoot back. It transitions to Dave’s house where Penny parks near. Dave walks out)
Crazy Dave: Hopefully the plants can save her…
(Crazy Dave hears rumbling)
Crazy Dave: The hell?
(Crazy Dave looks behind him and sees the zombies coming out)
Crazy Dave: Oh… you…
(A hologram of Zomboss appears)
Zomboss: Well David, it has been a while since we last chatted.
Crazy Dave: Since you took over that city.
Zomboss: Yes, but I'm afraid my mission of completing the world isn’t over until I have your brains on my plate.
Crazy Dave: We’ll see about that!
(Crazy Dave brings out a bunch of wall-nuts)
Zomboss: A challenge it is then. You know what to do my zombies.
(Zomboss’ hologram disappears)
Zombie 8: BRAINS BRAINS! (GET HIM!)
(The zombies run after Dave)
Crazy Dave: TIME TO BOWL ME A WINNER!
(Crazy Dave starts bowling wall-nuts at Zombies killing them)
Crazy Dave: I only have a limited supply of Wall-nuts! Let’s hope those plants hurry up!
(It cuts back to the headquarters where Cactus and Chomper are racing through the hallway)
Cactus: Where could they be?
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (I don’t know)
(The two then hear the zombies cheering from afar)
Cactus: Let’s follow that noise!
Chomper: Ragh! (Okay!)
(The plants run off. They make it to the coliseum and see Peashooter facing off against Dead Flower)
Chomper: Ragh ragh?! (What the!?)
Cactus: Is that Sunflower?
Chomper: Ragh ragh? (What happened to her?)
Peashooter: Sunflower… Please-
Dead Flower: SHUT UP AND FIGHT!
(Dead Flower continues blasting at Peashooter and hits him making him fall)
Peashooter: GAH!
Cactus: PEASHOOTER!
Chomper: RAGH! (NO!)
Dead Flower: Too easy. Time to end this…
Peashooter: I’m sorry, Sunflower…
(Peashooter shoots a pea only for Dead Flower to miss. The pea hits a part of the roof letting in sunlight that falls on Dead Flower and it hurts her)
Dead Flower: OW! SUNLIGHT BAD!
(Dead Flower runs to shade. Peashooter notices that part of her original colors is showing)
Peashooter: I think I know how to save her!
(Peashooter continues shooting the roof shedding in sunlight)
Dead Flower: STOP LETTING SUNLIGHT IN!
(Dead Flower continues shooting at Peashooter apprehending him)
Cactus: We gotta help him! Chomper, you go and help Peashooter in the fight, i’ll shoot at the roof letting more sunlight in!
Chomper: Ragh ragh! (Alright!)
(Chomper jumps down)
Cactus: Alright drone, I'll need you more than ever for this one!
(The garlic drone appears. Cactus nods and the drone nods back. The garlic drone heads to the roof and starts shooting at it slowly breaking it. Peashooter is seen knocked down again)
Peashooter: AGH!
(Peashooter tries to get up but Dead Flower steps on him pinning him down)
Peashooter: OW!
Dead Flower: Time to say goodnight.
(Dead Flower charges up a shadow blast. Peashooter closes his eyes in fear, but Chomper comes out and uses his tongue to grab Dead Flower)
Dead Flower: AGH! WHAT THE!?
Dr. Patient: Where the hell did he come from?
Dr. Fizzician: Who cares. I’m invested in a 2v1!
Chomper: RAGH RAGH RAGH! (LEAVE HIM ALONE!)
Dead Flower: GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID PIRANHA PLANT!
(Peashooter gets up and Shoots Dead Flower down)
Dead Flower: GRAH! GRRR! YOU WILL REGRET THAT!
Peashooter: Chomper you came!
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh ragh ragh! (Cactus too! She’s dealing with the sunlight!)
Peashooter: Cool! Let’s apprehend her while we still can!
Chomper: Ragh! (Got it!)
Dead Flower: You fools will regret this!
Peashooter: It’s you who will be regretting!
Chomper: Ragh ragh ragh! (What he said!)
Dead Flower: Whatever. Time to finish you..
(The plants start exchanging blows)
Cactus: Right! Time for the final blow! Now, drone!
(The garlic drone and shoots an air bomb at the roof destroying it and letting all the sunlight in)
Cactus: Nice!
Dr. Patient: AGH! WHO LET ALL THE SUNLIGHT IN!
(The Sunlight surrounds Dead Flower)
Dead Flower: NO! SUNLIGHT BAD! GAH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!?
Peashooter: It’s working!
(Dead Flower screams in pain as her colors turn back to normal turning back into Sunflower, Sunflower falls but Peashooter catches her)
Sunflower: G-guys?
Peashooter: Hey Sunflower!
Chomper: Ragh! (Hey!)
Cactus: You alright?
Sunflower: I guess so? What happened?
Peashooter: It’s a long story.
Cactus: Come on! Let’s get out of here!
(The plants leave)
Dr. Patient: HEY GET BACK HERE! WE WERE EXPECTING A FIGHT!
Dr. Fizzician: The boss won’t like this. You call him.
Dr. Patient: No, you call him!
Dr. Fizzican: Okay let’s just both call him.
Dr. Patient: Alright. That’s fair.
(Zomboss is resting in his Zombot)
Zomboss: Hopefully everythings going well at the HQ.
(Zomboss gets a call on his phone)
Zomboss: Hello? … YOU WHAT!?
(The plants are seen escaping Zomburbia. Dave Bot 3000 comes up flying in Penny)
Dave Bot 3000: Hello plants!
Peashooter: Dave Bot 3000?
Cactus: But where’s Crazy Dave?
Dave Bot 3000: He had to go fight zombies at his house! I can take you there if you want!
Sunflower: That would be great, thanks!
Dave Bot 3000: Alright!
(The plants enter Penny)
Dave Bot 3000: Alright Penny! Send us to Crazy Dave’s house!
Penny: Alright. Flying to Crazy Dave’s House.
(Penny flies off. Back at the Pensacola border. The Z-Squad is seen fighting the potted plants. Foot Soldier then gets a phone call)
Foot Soldier: Hang on, I'm getting a call.
(Foot Soldier picks up the phone)
Foot Soldier: Yello! Foot Soldier speaking.
Zomboss: Foot Soldier, I need you and the rest of the Z-Squad to head to Crazy Dave’s house IMMEDIATELY!
Foot Soldier: But we’re almost done finishing all of the potted plants.
Zomboss: Forget them! Just come over! We need some assistance!
Foot Soldier: Yes boss!
(Foot Soldier hangs up)
Engineer: What was it?
Foot Soldier: The doctor needs us to head to Crazy Dave’s house right now!
Scientist: Alright! Let’s go team!
(The Z-Squad race off. It cuts back to Crazy Dave’s house where is still bowling nuts at the zombies. Eventually he sees he ran out of Wall-Nuts)
Crazy Dave: AW NUTS! I’M ALL OUT OF NUTS!
(The zombies are about to eat Crazy Dave when)
Peashooter: Hey Zombie bums!
(The zombies turn around)
Peashooter: Eat your greens!
(Peashooter puts on his helmet making him go full gatling mode and blasting the zombies down)
Crazy Dave: You came back!
Cactus: Hell yeah we did! Alright plants! Let’s defeat this army!
Foot Soldier: You’re not defeating anything.
(The plants see that the Z-Squad have arrived)
All-Star: The world is ours now, plants!
Sunflower: We’ll see about that, pesky zombies!
Crazy Dave: Take them down! I’ll place some defenses!
Peashooter: Got it! Plants, let's roll!
(The plants and the zombies shoot at each other. Crazy Dave places some more potted plants to deal with the zombie army)
Peashooter: CHILI BEAN BOMB!
(Peashooter shoots a chili bean bomb blasting the zombies away. Chomper continues eating large numbers of the zombie army. All-Star places dummy shields protecting him and the other armed zombies)
Engineer: They’re too strong for us!
Foot Soldier: Looks like we’ll have to unleash plan Z!
All-Star: And what’s that?
Foot Soldier: Backup! Scientist?
(Scientist nods and brings out a button and presses it. The plants are seen celebrating but are interrupted when there is rustling in the bushes)
Cactus: What the?
(Then out of the bushes comes a goat on a hoverboard)
Hover Goat 3000: Baaaa!
Peashooter: Pfft. Really? A goat? That’s the best you can do? What are you gonna do? Baaa me to death? HAHAHAHA-
(Hover Goat 3000 then shoots a laser at Peashooter knocking him down)
Sunflower: PEASHOOTER!
(The other plants get hit)
Cactus: AGH!
Sunflower: QUICK! PLACE SOME DEFENSES!
(Cactus places Tall-Nuts and the plants hide behind them)
Peashooter: Agh… What do we do?
Cactus: I don’t know. We’re outnumbered…
(The plants are about to lose hope but then Torchwood jumps in out of nowhere)
Peashooter: What the?!
Foot Soldier: WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?
Torchwood: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(Torchwood shoots a flame barrage at Zombies vanquishing a lot of them)
Torchwood: ZOMBIES BAD!
(Hover Goat 3000 shoots at Torchwood angering him)
Torchwood: GRRRR!
Hover Goat 3000: BAAAAAAA!
(Torchwood and Hover Goat 3000 face off)
Sunflower: Wait! I will be able to heal us!
(Sunflower creates a beam of light that heals Peashooter, Chomper, Cactus and herself)
Peashooter: Nice! I feel better already!
Cactus: Let’s go out there and help that tree guy!
Chomper: Ragh! (Right!)
(The plants come out and shoot Hover Goat 3000)
Hover Goat 3000: BAAAA!
(Hover Goat 3000 falls off his board)
Foot Soldier: NO!
(Torchwood fires a huge flame barrage at the four zombies)
Foot Soldier: GAH!
Peashooter: Nice one! What’s your name by the way?
Torchwood: Torch… wood…
Sunflower: Torch wood it is! How would you like to join our squad?
Torchwood: Torch… wood… squad?
Cactus: Sure. We could use some help from a big guy like you! What do you say?
Torchwood: Torchwood agrees!
Peashooter: Nice!
Zomboss: It won’t be nice for long.
(The plants turn around in horror and see Dr. Zomboss)
Zomboss: You plants do not know when to quit.
Peashooter: Yeah we get that a lot!
Sunflower: It’s over Zomboss!
Zomboss: Not yet!
(Zomboss then comes out on top of the Zombot which emerges)
Sunflower: Oh…
Zomboss: It seems like my Zombie army isn’t enough to defeat you, so I'm gonna resort to plan Z 2.0. Blasting you all to smithereens.
(Zombot then activates an arm that charges a massive energy ball)
Crazy Dave: EVERYONE FIRE!
(The plants rapidly fire at the Zombot)
Peashooter: It’s no use! By the time we are close to destroying him, he will already blast us!
Cactus: We need to blast him back!
(The plants then see a coconut canon)
Plants: Canon!
(The plants run to the coconut canon)
Zomboss: What the hell are you doing?
Peashooter: Putting an end to your nonsense! Ready guys?
Plants: Ready!
(The plants then load up Coconut Canon and aim at the Zombot)
Zomboss: Oh…
(The coconut canon blasts and hits the Zombot destroying it)
Zomboss: WAHHHH!
(Zomboss falls down into the rubble and brings out a flag with brains on it)
Crazy Dave: WE WON!
(The plants and Dave celebrate)
Zomboss: Screw this! Let’s go guys!
(Zomboss and the Z-Squad run off)
Chomper: Ragh! (Cowards!)
Crazy Dave: Let 'em run. They will just keep coming back only to lose anyway.
Sunflower: WOO HOO! GO PLANTS!
(It cuts back to Pensacola at the Pensacola Theatre where the heroes are seen in many seats)
Sunny: I’m pretty proud of the plants for defeating the zombies!
Parappa: True! I am also excited to hear the song that Sunflower has written!
(It cuts to backstage where Sunflower is seen looking nervously at the crowd)
Peashooter: You feeling alright Sunflower?
Sunflower: No. I’m kinda nervous.
Cactus: Lemme guess. Stage fright?
Sunflower: K-kinda.
Crazy Dave: Yeah relatable. But we believe in you.
Cactus: Yeah there’s nothing to be worried about.
Chomper: Ragh! (Agreed!)
Torchwood: We believe.. In you Sunflower.
Sunflower: Well if you guys think so.
Peashooter: We don’t think so. We know so!
Sunflower: Alright! I can do this!
Breadmonster: And please welcome to the Stage, Sunflower!
(Sunflower walks up to the stage)
Peashooter: You got this!
(The instrumental of Zombies on Your Lawn plays)
Sunflower: Sunflower!
(A spotlight appears on Sunflower)
Sunflower: One.. two… three!
(Light shines as Zombies are seen dancing around the place)
Sunflower: (Singing) There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here 
Person: NOOOOO!
Sunflower: (singing) I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Football Zombie: I used to play football (Sunflower: Play Football)
Cone Head Zombie: Road cones protect my head (Sunflower: Cone on his head)
Screen Door Zombie: I have a screen door shield (Sunflower: Screen door shield)
Zombies: We are the undead!
Sunflower: (Singing) There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter
Instead we'll use this solar power to make a lawn defense at any hour
Miner Zombie:I like your tricycle (Sunflower: Tricycle)
Butter Head Zombie: There's butter on my head (Sunflower: On his head)
Dolphin Zombie: I'm gonna eat your brains (Sunflower Oh no no no)
Zombies: We are the undead!
Sunflower: (Singing) There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
(The song ends and the audience starts clapping)
Frida: Bravo!
Buckaroo: AWESOME!
(Sunflower bows and runs back to the others)
Cactus: Sunflower that was awesome!
Peashooter: I knew you had it in you.
Sunflower: Thanks. I couldn’t have done it without you guys’ emotional support!
Crazy Dave: No problem!
Peashooter: You have a sweet voice!
Sunflower: Thanks. I’ve been practicing.
Dave Bot 3000: Well it’s time for us to go now!
Sunflower: Alright, I'm coming!
(The plants, Crazy Dave, and Dave Bot 3000 head to Penny the RV)
Sunny: You guys leaving already?
Peashooter: Unfortunately yes.
Cactus: The zombies are still out there causing trouble, and someones gotta go out there and stop them!
Parappa: So is this goodbye?
Sunflower: I wouldn’t say goodbye. We can prolly come back when there's no zombies left to fight!
Chomper: Ragh! (True!)
Frida: Alright, hopefully we can see you again!
Peashooter: Goodbye you guys!
Crazy Dave: Alright Penny, set destination for Neighborville!
Penny: Setting destination for Neighborville!
(Penny flies away. The heroes wave goodbye to the plants who wave back)
Sunny: You know, I'm really gonna miss those grassy heroes.
Parappa: True. I wonder what they will be up to now?
(It cuts to Neighborville where the Z-Squad is seen reigning havoc on the town)
Foot Soldier: HAHAHA! FEAR US!
Engineer: I never felt so alive!
Scientist: Well technically we’re not alive, we’re undead!
All-Star: True!
Peashooter: Hold it right there, Z-Squad!
(The zombies see the plants)
Peashooter: Your reign of terror ends now!
Sunflower: Yeah!
Chomper: Ragh! (Yeah!)
Cactus: What he said!
Torchwood: Yeah!
Foot Soldier: Looks like these pesky weeds are back for more!
Scientist: Foolish parasites!
All-Star: You’re gonna regret facing off against us!
Engineer; Yeah!
Peashooter: Say it ain't so, Zombutts!
Sunflower: Let’s go team!
(The Plants and the Zombies charge at each other and the short ends at black. This is not a cliffhanger)