Childish Teenager wants a kids meal at Texas Roadhouse

== Plot ==
Title says all.
== Cast ==
Childish Teenager: Alan
Tony Peterson: Himself
Julie Peterson: Herself
Texas Roadhouse Waitress: Kate
Hank Hill: Himself
Bill Dauterive: Steven
Roger: Himself
Nancy: Herself
Farmer Cop: Eric
== Transcript ==
Julie: Boys, get downstairs now.
Tony: What is it?
Alan: Is it time for Cocomelon?
Julie: Alan, you are too old for Cocomelon.
Alan: Makes sense, is there a surprise for us?
Julie: Since Tony is doing well at school, we shall go to Texas Roadhouse.
Alan: Yay, I love Texas Roadhouse, I cannot wait to go there.
Julie: Yes, let's go and when we get there, you must behave yourselves.
(At Texas Roadhouse)
Waitress: Welcome to Texas Roadhouse, how can I help you three?
Julie: I wanted a salmon, baked potato with chives and bacon bits and a water.
Tony: I wanted a hamburger with steak fries and a sprite.
Alan: I wanted a kids meal with chicken and a milk.
Tony: Um, aren't you too old for kids meals?
Alan: Excuse me, I am not too old for kids meals, I wanted those to remember my childhood.
Julie: Could you stop arguing?
Alan: Mom, I said I wanted a kids meal with chicken and milk.
Julie: I agree with Tony, you are becoming an adult soon, so why not an upgrade meal to either a steak or double hamburger as a main course, steak fries or mashed potatoes as a side and you can have a coke.
Alan: Fine, mom, I wanted a double hamburger, steak fries and a coke instead.
Roger: Hey look, it's Special Needs Alan Peterson, he is having baby food with his mommy and daddy.
Nancy: Let's make fun of him.
Tony: Did I hear something?
Julie: I don't understand.
Roger: Look, it's Alan, the playpen kid with his parents.
Nancy: Why not get used to this, Special Needs Alan.
Alan: Hey! Don’t make fun of me, also Tony is not my dad, he is my younger brother and the food we are about to have is salmon with a baked potato with chives and bacon bits and water is my mom's, my brother is having a hamburger with steak fries and a sprite and I am having a double hamburger with steak fries and a coke, not baby food.
Tony: Leave us alone.
Nancy: Never, Tony, your brother is such a crybaby who couldn't do things that normal people can.
Hank: What’s going on?
Bill: We are trying to have a normal dinner with Peggy and Bobby.
Alan: Hank and Bill, thank God you are here, those two kids named Roger and Nancy are bullying me.
Hank: MY Roger would never bully you.
Alan: You are talking about Budda Sack and the Nancy you were mentioning is Dale's wife, these ARE Roger and Nancy, they bully me nonstop, I have a condition called autism and I am in an independent study program in the quiet room with Sara.
Bill: Roger and Nancy, that's not nice to talk to an independent study student.
Julie: That's it! I am calling the police on both of you.
Nancy and Roger: (Ludoviko) No no no no no no no, please, don't call the cops don't call the cops don't call the cops don't call the cops don't call the cops don't call the cops, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Tony: Too bad, she's calling them and that's an order.
Julie: 911, can you arrest two troublemakers? One of them is a boy named Roger and the other is a girl named Nancy, can you arrest and file a restraining order against them? Thanks and goodbye.
(Farmer Cop arrives)
Farmer Cop: Roger and Nancy, you two are under arrest for bullying Alan Peterson, he has autism and belongs in an independent study program, you two are going to jail.
Roger and Nancy: (Ludoviko) We don't want to go to jail We don't want to go to jail We don't want to go to jail we don't want to go to jail waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Julie: Those kids are going to jail, I also asked Farmer Cop to file a restraining order against those brats, they will not go within 200 feet of you.
Alan: I feel much better, let's eat in peace.