Sellouts

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Sellouts," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining Mitski and songs about selling out. They meet a man with a strange job, learn about his daily routine, and discuss his dreams. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci recap what they've been doing since taking a week off doing their show after fleeing the volcano. Dillon has been busy working his Lockhart-based alpaca farm called Primus, and Matt purchased the new Mitski album, which he plans to play throughout the episode.
Before the show gets underway they are greeted by a man named John Deere Raytheon – or JD for short. He has heard such great things about Double Heads that he wanted to come on air and talk about his life and hobbies.
20 years ago, JD started selling off his naming rights to corporations – first John Deere, and Raytheon following. He has also sold organ rights to multiple businesses, specifically Ford for his liver and MetLife for his lungs. But most importantly, he has sold large blocks of his daily time to businesses interested in having him present for on-site advertisement.
JD's day begins at 6:00 AM, when he heads to Cracker Barrel to undo all the triangle puzzles. He then goes to the nearest Best Buy around 9:00 AM and and watches the Best Buy cut of Avatar. Around noon he takes a lunch break to listen to Starbucks album compilations, and then DJs at Starbucks for three hours. The remainder of his day is a media blitz, complete with appearances on Joe Rogan's podcast, NPR, and Double Heads.
Despite his inclination to make money through questionable means, JD's life goal is to see his name in lights – whether that be fireworks or a missing persons billboard. His original name was Zach Pugh, and every so often he drops the business names to do comedy, a lifelong passion he continues to foster. 
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
John Deere Raytheon
== Featured Music ==
Mitski - "The Deal"
Bot Seger - "Ain't Got No Money"
Mitski - "I'm Your Man"
Waylon Jennings - "Are Yu Sure Hank Done it This Way?"