Swarm of the Century

musical guest - Morningwood
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
[The music plays as Henry and June dance to it. Then, they flip into the comic by splitting into two like in previous episodes, Henry lands on the page and June flies out of sight as the song ends.] 
Henry: (dressed as a Christmas elf) I'm singing I'm in a store, and I'm singing 
June: (offscreen) hansky, Santas coming!
Henry: SANTA CLAUS!! I know him, wait, i said I wanted a Buddy the Elf costume? What’s that card? It says Don't Miss Our Special Musical Guests Morning Wood
(crickets chirping) 
Henry: anyways, here’s some ferrets who weren’t bad in bah, but without any humbug, Sniz and Fondue
Sniz: Here, try this on!
Fondue: Hey, hey, Snizorino, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
Sniz: Well because, ya see, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the cookie jar.
Fondue: Oh, you didn't!
Sniz: Mmm hmmm.
Fondue: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do with that pot there, huh?
Sniz: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
Fondue: Yeah?
Sniz: um... just a second. I... I... I'll show you.
Fondue: (looks at camera) I don't understand.
Sniz: (brings in sugar bowl full of cookies) See, I broke the cookie jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one)
Fondue: Well... yeah, but ... but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl, then where'd ya put the sugar?
Fondue: Well, I'll show you! Hmm hmm hmm (leaves with bowl)
Fondue: Yeah, show me. (does the famous head tilt)
Sniz: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
Fondue: In the flower pot?! Oh great ... just great. Well WHERE'D you put the flower that was growing there, huh?
Sniz: Oh I'll show you, as well! (takes away the pot)
Fondue: Ya gonna show me again ... I don't get this.
Sniz: (brings in milk bottle and flower) Ya see, I had to plant this flower here into this milk bottle, see ... nicely planted, I watered it and everything.
Fondue: (Looking very stunned) (looks straight into camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose) SNIZORINO!!!! (Shaking head)
Sniz: (Calmly) Hmm?
Fondue: Well now WHERE is the milk?!
Sniz: Oh, I'll show you.
Fondue: (leaves) Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh, I... (looks at someone returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned) See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle. I'm trying to be patient, but WHERE is the soda??
Fondue: Oh just a second, Aaaaaaahhhh!
Sniz: (Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl) It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in the (straining) mmm fishbowl.
Fondue: In the fishbowl?! This is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
Sniz: Oh... well, I'll show you. (even calmer than before)
Fondue: (stares into camera as Sniz leaves for a few seconds and ...) Ooohhhh, what are you doing now? (Mouth wider than ever in shock)
Sniz: Oh, I gotta carry it out here... I put the fish in ... to ... the cowboy hat, ya see.
Fondue: (looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face) Oh, no... Eeeyah! (wipes face and stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry) 
Sniz: (points calmly at fish in hat) Take it easy there, fella.
Fondue: (angrily) that is MY cowboy hat ...
Sniz: Yeah, so? (VERY calmly)
Fondue: But ya, you but the fish in it, now what am I gonna do when I wanna play cowboy?
Sniz: Oh, umm, well (reaches for pot and puts it on his head) Ride em cowboy! (pats on back) (patented laugh) Keheeheeheehee.
Erica: Sniz and Fondue really love cookies! 
Mr. Stockdale: why yes, they really did. Now, remember little girl, no opening presents until tomorrow morning.
Erica: Yes... Can we go see our friends?
Mr. Stockdale: Oh, dear, no wonder you were so bored to not have any of your friends over! So, your coming?
Erica: where to?
Mr. Stockdale: why to the North Pole! This is the KaBlam! Express
Erica: (giggling) where you get that idea from?
Mr. Stockdale: I got that idea from a Christmas film The Polar Express
Erica: (gasps) that’s my favourite when I was younger!
Mr. Stockdale: then hop in, your journey awaits
Narrator: "An alien delegation, squeezed, sewered, sauteed! As the League runs out of diplomatic solutions, time runs out for the entire planet!"
Erica: My parents are probably worried sick! i'm leaving!
Declan: Guys, come back, don't you want a real Christmas like anyone else?
Erica: I don't care about that stuff, Where I come from, Christmas is whenever your grandparents come over from long away despite arguing with your parents' skills about raising you! Christmas is about talking and loving each other on the one day a year you get time together! If you want to get stupid stuff for Christmas, be my guest! I'm not wasting anymore time with the likes of you! Good night, Declan and have a Happy Freakin' New Year!
Corey: guys, are you okay?
Erica: No, I'm mad at that stupid declan, I don't even get why we hang around him! I was hoping this holiday would put him in a better mood, but no!
Shannon: Oh, dear
Okay, admit it, hearing all about Santa had to help put you in the Christmas spirit, right?"
Nothing seems to be working, so, do you have any other Christmas stories to share?
This one's a classic
Okay. Roll the clip.
Erica: There's one for my friends, and lucy to gerald, David, bev, garth, Alex, Corey, and me!
Gerald: Right on! (opened his present to see a computer). Look lucy, I think you got lucky this year!
Lucy: (opened her present to see her favourite books) wow, thanks Erica for the present
Alex: Wow! (took out a fairy costume for next halloween.)
David: bev, it's lovely! (took out a toy train) we can build it and drive the tracks
Bev: This is the best present ever! My dolls will love it!
Alex: Wow, garth, is that a prince costume?
Garth: What's this? 
Erica: They're song books, Now Let's sing carols together!
Corey: Alright!
Henry: Well June, this show certainly has been cartoon crammed.
June: As advertised Henry!
Henry: Before we go, we're proud to introduce a very special musical guest here to keep your Christmas spirits up for the holidays on KaBlam: Morningwood!
(crowd cheers)
Morningwood: Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
The four of us, the royal we
He bangs the drums, she's VIP
He's never done, got OCD
Our love is to the Nth degree
Uh oh, here we go
Turn up the radio
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
(If you rock and roll) Disco (heavy metal angel)
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
And I've got my family
And one big bed is all we need
With M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
Uh oh, here we go
Turn up the radio
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
(If you rock and roll) Disco (heavy metal angel)
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
All right
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
A little louder
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
And harder!
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
Let's go!
Uh oh, here we go
Turn up the radio
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
(If you rock and roll) Disco (heavy metal angel)
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
Uh oh, here we go
Turn up the radio
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
(If you rock and roll) Disco (heavy metal angel)
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
To the Nth degree
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
To the Nth degree
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
Come on everybody
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
To the Nth degree
Henry: and that’s our show! If you want to see Morningwood perform like we're talking about, go to the Nick.com website. Once again, Morningwood!
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network.
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