Uno

"I did NOT eat all the glue, I left some for you!"
"The game was rigged from the start."
==Background==
Uno was the first Grape to be created by Prime via mitosis and happened shortly after Prime had moved to Farcombe. Because it was Prime's first time doing mitosis, she fucked up the process and it permanently stunted Uno both physically and mentally. 
She often does pranks with Wall because she finds them funny, and Wall often needs help pulling them off. She's basically a dumb 6 year old, who is physically and mentally incapable of growing up. 
When Uno got her essence extracted, Uno turned to a life of crime, recruiting dozens of goons to work for her and starting an organ selling business to get an absolute shitload of money. She built One's Mob.Co and WallMart for this purpose. Despite taking a complete 180 in terms of personality, One still retains some of the stupidity that Uno had, but she tries her best to cover up this stupidity with intimidation. 
One's current goal is to build a machine known as Wonder Star. It is unknown what the machine is or what One wants to use it for. 
==Appearance==
Uno once wore a pair of overalls, two golden hairclips, and yellow sweater with flowers on them but later switched to a striped t-shirt to look more like a bee. She also has a bee backpack which when charged allows her to fly. She has weird dot like eyes that are the result of bearing the Essence of Stupid, and has her two front teeth missing because Wall accidently hit her in the face with her racket. Her leaf is short, and looks like a tiny plant sprout. 
After she had her essence extracted, Uno changed up her attire to a stripped business suit and a pair of loafers. She also no longer has the weird dot eyes. She keeps a pocket watch on her person at all times, just to flex her money. One tries her best to not smile, because then people will see she's still missing her two front teeth. 
==Personality==
She is extremely gullible and naive, which makes her prone to manipulation by Farcombe's more sinister residents. This excess stupidity often gets her into trouble, especially when she's poking around in places she shouldn't be. 
After she got her essence extracted, her speech is now very straight to the point and completely grammatically correct. She is tactical, cruel and feels little empathy for anyone. 
==Abilities==
A grape's fundamental biology is a weird mix between physical and magical properties because of how Prime was brought to life. They have liquid chlorophyll blood (which is a dark purple color), most of their body is made up of plant cells, and their bones seem to be a wood-like material. They do not have brains but the leaves on the back of their heads serve the same purpose as one. Their skull is akin to a coconut, it has some grape juice inside of it, and the grape's essence. All grapes can regenerate by using photosynthesis, which allows them to not eat if they so pleased as long as they are in direct sunlight. 
When a Grape takes too much damage physically, they will collapse into a pile of goo, and will either take a few hours to naturally revive or just skip the process entirely by talking to The Moon Rabbit.
Uno also has the ability to eat any object and have no harm done to her regardless of what the object is. 
==Essence==
Uno is in the possession of the Essence of Stupid, which you guessed it, makes Uno the way she is. It's only power is to make the bearer unbelievably dumb, and unable to learn or develop new skills. This is quite literally only detrimental. When combined with other essences, it nullifies the other abilities essence, making it useless. It also makes it user unable to swear. 
Uno's new essence is not currently known. 
==Weapons==
Name 	Owner	Type 	Speed 	Damage	Enchantments 	Other
Uno's Bubble Wand	Uno 	Melee/Ranged	Average	9 	Quick Charge IV	Uses An Entire Bubble, Inflicts levitation on hit
==Relations (For Uno)==
Name 	Relationship	Notes
Wall 	 	Hangs with her the most out of anyone! Loves doing pranks and just generally exploring Farecomb with her. Doesn't know what she would do without her.
Grape Prime 	 	Thinks she is her older sister, which is technically correct. Loves playing board games with and and loves it when she gives her hugs.
Mel 	 	Thinks that she is her mom, despite existing for longer than her. Loves it when they bake together!
Shel 	 	Shows her how to do cool stuff when she isn't hiding away in her lab. Wishes that she would participate in family game night more often.
Pea 	 	Doesn't know she exists
Slimey 	 	Became friends with him through Prime. Her love of bees came directly from him. Loves bee sauce (unaware that it is alcoholic).
Zakveyl 	 	Kinda scared of him, but knows that Prime is friends with him. If he enters the room, Uno will try to hide behind someone to avoid looking at him.
Juniper 	 	Hurt her family and friends!!! Not good in her book >:((((((
Aukallus 	 	Knows people like him but when they describe what he looks like she gets scared.
Au'rora 	 	Known Prime doesn't like her...
Gykallis 	 	Thinks he's really cool! Loves all his cool plant cloak and also just generally likes how he looks.
Schleivgeist 	 	Unaware of their existence.
Vasomagus 	 	Doesn't know they exist.
Babel 	 	Scares her, gives her nightmares :(
The Watcher 	 	Knows Prime really hates it.
Xal'gyron 	 	Doesn't know it exists
SHOWMASTER!!! 	 	Doesn't know they exist.
Clementine 	 	Shel brought her into Clementine's room once to speak with her, and she thought her cloak was pretty.
Isaac 	 	Thinks the snake on the Imminent Industries glass dome is really cute!
Courier 	 	Gets excited whenever she sees him because she likes getting mail :D
Fring 	 	Really likes going to Los Pollos Hermanos.
Pixel V 	 	Doesn't know he exists.
Choo 	 	Heard Shel talk about her once.
Jess 	 	Doesn't know she exists
Ghost 	 	Scares her :(
Lem 	 	Heard Wall mention him in a negative light after Close Encounters of the Crimson Kind
MAX 	 	Doesn't know he exists.
Nether Cultists	 	Scares her :(
Olivia 	 	Doesn't know she exists.
Oxitape 	 	Knows him when he visited the grape clubhouse during the end of The Watcher ARG
Vesta 	 	Sort of knows she exists? She knows she is kinda related to Clementine but just doesn't really understand.
Tangerine 	 	Knows that she is part of Clementine, but really doesn't get it.
Rai 	 	Doesn't know she exists.
Saul Bettercall	 	Doesn't know he exists.
Trew 	 	Unaware of their existence.
Skeets 	 	Doesn't know he exists.
Lunar 	 	Doesn't know they exist.
Lixo 	 	Doesn't know they exist.
== Relations (For One) ==
Name 	Relationship	Notes
Fring 	 	Managed to get him to be her business partner. Knows that he'll be an extremely useful asset to her for her future projects. She has immense respect for him, even calling him by his actual name.
Courier 	 	Went into Slimey's sculk infested lab with him. Had to shoot him for the meteor chip, but for the first time felt remorse for doing so.
Lunar 	 	While initially scared of them, One has come to respect them. Currently they are her personal body guard.
Slimey 	 	Respects his trades, and acknowledges that he is a talented fighter. She still does not respect him as much as Fring though.
Skeets 	 	Thinks he's Slimey, completely unaware chat
Grape Prime 	 	Confused as to where she is, completely unaware of her current state.
Wall 	 	Pissed off that she managed to escape, but she decided to cut her losses to focus on more important things
Mel 	 	Wants to harness her essences power. Scared of her.
Shel 	 	Wants to capture her.
Pea 	 	Doesn't know she exists
Juniper 	 	Needs to find her location for Fring.
Isaac 	 	Thinking of ways to convince him to become business partners.
Aukallus 	 	Thinks they could potentially be useful.
Au'rora 	 	I guess she exists.
Gykallis 	 	Needs to find where he is to harvest a piece of the sun.
Schleivgeist 	 	Encountered sculk and heard him talk through a cassette tape. Creeps her the fuck out.
Vasomagus 	 	Doesn't know they exist
Babel 	 	Wants to harvest its parts for money.
The Watcher 	 	Fascinated by the tales they've heard about it. Hopes to utilize its power for her own purposes
Xal'gyron 	 	Doesn't know it exists
SHOWMASTER!!! 	 	Doesn't know they exist
Saul Bettercall	 	Thinks he could potentially be useful, doesn't know about his charm aura.
Nether Cultists	 	Trying to think of a way to convince them to join her mob.
Choo 	 	Only heard of her once from Shel.
Jess 	 	Doesn't know she exists
Clementine 	 	Thinks she could be useful if she could manipulate her.
Ghost 	 	Still weirds her out, wants nothing to do with her.
Lem 	 	Doesn't care about him.
MAX 	 	Doesn't know he exists.
Zakveyl 	 	Doesn't care about him
Oxitape 	 	Doesn't care about him.
Vesta 	 	Doesn't care about her
Tangerine 	 	Doesn't care about them
Olivia 	 	Doesn't know she exists.
Rai 	 	Doesn't know she exists.
Trew 	 	Unaware of their existence.
Lixo 	 	Doesn't know they exist.
==Trivia==
* If given the chance, Uno would eat meth thinking that it is candy
*Uno named herself, because Prime is bad at naming things
* Uno specifically got bee overalls because she saw Slimey with bee wings and thought they were cool
*Uno's theme song: https://youtu.be/mrnipxEveG8
*One executed one of her goons because he fucked up the grand opening door to WallMart.
*One's second in command is called Vinny (his name is not actually Vinny One just calls him that). His job is to hit people with the sticky hand.
*One's favorite drink is Dr. Pepper
*One's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI
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==Gallery==
File:Unoref.jpg|Uno's most recent reference picture.
File:Newuno.jpg|Uno with her old sweater
File:Mobbossuno.png|One's design
File:Fumouno.png|Fumo
File:Fumoone.png|Fumo >:/
File:Unolaptopmeme.png|mmm yum im so full of laptop
File:Oneletter.jpg|One handing out a letter
File:GTFOOFMYLAB.png|We've come for your essence extractor (Not canon)
File:Fivedollaressence.png|Five dollar Essence
File:Feraluno.png|Feral Uno (Uno with her essence removed)
File:Unobite.png|Feral Uno bite >:) (Not canon) 
File:Thegang.jpg|The grapes all together!
File:Family Photo.png|Family Photo!
File:Familyphoto?.jpg|Family Photo...
File:Unoautism.jpg|Uno Autism
File:Stupid.jpg|Uno's 1TBWC
File:Beepack.jpg|Bee Backpack! It can fly!
File:Newdrip.jpg|New drip!!!!
File:Uno.png|Uno's old skin
Images here
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