Pillow

Not to be confused with Pillow from Battle for Dream Island.
A pillow is a horrendous, paedophilic piece of furnishing with a bloodstream made out of fluff that creatures settle their heads down on whenever it's beddy-bye time and they have to go to sleep. Unbeknownst to those creatures, the pillows they sleep on are plotting to wipe the population of children by first jumping off of the beds pillows are placed on, and then strangling, molesting, and eating them. A typical pillow's appearance consists of a rectangular-like shaped piece of furnishing. Upon the revelation of a pillow's sentience, however, a pillow extrudes a harrowing mouth from its 'face', which consists of nothing but a mouth and barely visible eyebrows. It uses the corners of its shape to navigate around areas. There also exists a subspecies of these creatures known as 'body pillows', creatures which your typical weebs/pedophiles enjoy... yeah. Little do they know what these creatures have in store for them, so you really, must better watch out. 
Pillows also enjoy engaging in "pillow fights", a piece of amusement people do with pillows on a sleepover, in the form of recreating acts of physical conflict by using pillows as weapons. Injuries during these fights are expected to rarely take place, due to the widespread rumour that pillows are harmless beings, often depicted as having a seemingly harmless appearance, surface and texture. Although they in reality, are not, and have been responsible for the injuries of many. Pillows love causing mischief, in unforgivable methods involving persecution.
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