Half-Completed Letter

Senor Resolver,
Juan Cortez here. I think I'm becoming your biggest fan. I don't know how you do it. A lawnmower blade with a dildo strapped to the ends? You are definitely my kind of crazy. Here's hoping it pops my slipped disc back in.
When the heat dies down (i.e. when we're all dead) I might come by your workshop to see the so-called Philly Magic at work. Don't worry if a couple things go missing. They say to steal from the best, so I hope that little perrito of yours isn't a snitch.
OK, enough stalling. This twelve-inch rubber monster has a date with my spine/.
Category:Far Cry 6