Joey Essex

Joey Essex is a character who appears in: Adongralo.
The leader of the merciless the Only Way Is Essex gang.
==Appearance==
He looks like Joey Essex, because he is in fact Joey Essex.
==Synopsis==
===Adongralo - Chapter 6: Gangs of London===
The leaders of The Only Way Is Essex, Joey Essex, and Phil Mitchell, the leader of the Eastenders, came together in the silence before battle in the Isle of Man and started a thumb war, both of them saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war, 5, 6, 7, 8, who do we appreciate? Bow. Kiss. Fight!" before going at it. Both sides started brutally fighting each other while the thumb war engaged, so the Bognin Ballers stepped in. Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell noticed them and temporarily halted their battle, knowing a third party had just entered. They gathered that they were there to end the gang war, so they came up with a wager. If any one of the Bognin Ballers could beat Joey Essex in a longest "yeah boy!!!" competition, they'd stop fighting, so Elred, Billiot, and M.A.R.G.E. rose to the challenge. Elred dropped first with a time of 11.07 seconds, although followed by Joey Essex who got 12.89 seconds. Having succeeded in their mission, Billiot and M.A.R.G.E. started going for a world record: Billiot dropped at 13 seconds exactly, while M.A.R.G.E. managed to reach 20.90 seconds. Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell agreed to stop their gang war and even decided to join the Bognin Ballers to stop the Black Knight Gang, aware of the misery he was causing. The party returned to Alex Jones victorious, fully recruiting him as well.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
After uncovering a giant conspiracy about the Black Knight Gang secretly pulling the string behind a magic civil war in Double Dinky, Austin Powers led the Bognin Ballers to Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, hoping to get there before the Grimsby Brothers, but they were suddenly stopped within the forests just before it by two familiar faces: Kallian McCain, the ranger of the Black Knight Gang and the man who killed Elred Cockamamie-Jones, and next to him, Xi Men, the mad druid from the Himalayas and Hua Men's brother. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers.
===Adongarlo - Chapter 13: Deadpool===
The Druid and the Ranger effortlessly killed Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, and Joey Essex and had wounded Alex Jones, Hong Kong Phooey, and Austin Powers. The Ranger called Alex Jones "anti-future", prompting him to go on a massive rant, where he called out the Black Knight Gang for all their crimes like starting war in Double Dinky, but McCain shot him in the face with a flame arrow to shut him, enraging Austin Powers and Hong Kong Phooey.
==Gallery==
JoeyEssexProfile.jpg|Joey Essex (1st edition render)
Chapter13.3.png|Chapter 13 (3/12)
Chapter13.4.png|Chapter 13 (4/12)
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