Michael Crespo/Quotes

== Campaign Quotes ==
*"Hey, where's the fight at?"-Beginning of Kizingo Boulevard, to a squad of Marines retreating from a Wraith.
*"Son of a gun!" -After narrowly avoiding a Wraith's plasma morar shot.
*"Wait for me!" -Said to the marines offering a "lift" via piloting a Scorpion tank.
*"Sure! As long as I get to drive the tank!"-In response to an order given in Kizingo Boulevard.
*"If anybody's gonna blow this place, it's gonna be me!" -When Dutch and Mickey are told to destroy the ONI Alpha Site.
*"Let him go tell his buddies the bad news."
*"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!"
*"I am about to stop your life!"
*"Dutch, you dumbass, get in the Pelican!" - When you stall to get into the Pelican on ONI Alpha Site.
*"Fast, silent, deadly." -When you assassinate an enemy.
*"My vote, hole up, wait for backup."
*"Look, you wanna do this, be my guest. But this... ain't a job you wanna rush..." - To Dutch when setting explosives at the ONI Alpha site.
== Situational Responses ==
*"I killed it in the face!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"Right between the eyes!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"Bullet, meet head. Head, meet bullet." -When scoring a headshot.
*"Enjoy the extra nose hole!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"That's a stain that won't go away!" -When landing a plasma grenade throw.
*"What now, little aliens?" -After killing a Brute Captain.
*"Zing!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"I guess you guys must be the Covenant B-team" -When scoring a multi-kill.
*"Get stuck, BEEATCH!" -When sticking an enemy.
*"Not good." -When stuck or betraying a teammate.
*"Don't kill me!" -When stuck.
*"Oh hey look, it's the enemy."
*"That was a massacre! No, a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" -When you get a double kill on ONI Alpha Site. (same line from Halo 3)
*"Maybe we could talk this out" -When stuck.
*"Oh goddammit-" -When stuck.
*"Cover your ears." - When shouldering a Rocket Launcher.
*"Backblast clear." - When shouldering a Rocket Launcher.
*"Hey, watch this...!" - When shouldering a Rocket Launcher.
*"Sunshine on my shoulder." - When shouldering a Spartan Laser.
*"Your mama never loved ya and she dresses you funny." -IWHBYD skull may be needed.
*"I hope you're not too attached to your head." - Taunting the enemy.
*"It's the gift that keeps giving!" -When multiple enemies are killed with an explosive.
*"Is that all you bloody got?" -IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Sorry, buddy." -When pausing to look at a dead Grunt.
*"You will cease to live very soon!" - When throwing a grenade.
*"Time for medicine." - When throwing a grenade.
*"We've got trouble, right here in River City."
*"I saw my life flash before me. It sucked."
*"Hey, hey, hey, heads up! Heads up!"
*"Hey! I thought we were friends." - When attacked by the player.
*"That hurt! ...and my feelings, too." - When attacked by the player.
*"Watch it, Benedict Arnold!" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When attacked by player.
*"I... loved him!" - When the player kills a fellow ally.
*"I throw like a girl!" - When throwing a grenade. (rare)
*"I know, I have beautiful eyes, right?" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When the player stares at Mickey closely for a while.
*"How did you ever get off your planet?" - When killing multiple enemies in a row.
*"Changing mags." - Reloading.
*"Running low." - Refilling all remaining rounds into currently-held weapon.
*"On my last mag." - Refilling all remaining rounds into currently-held weapon.
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