No Shell for Turd/Transcript

(Opening Theme and Coming Up...)
Miss Luna: Okay, children, put away your books! We have a new student!
Nut: Hey, kids. This is my granddaughter, and Butt's sister, Nutella! Say hi, Nutella!
Nutella: THE AREA OF A HYPOTENUSE SQUARE IS 6 TIMES IT'S WIDTH!
Butt to Buck: She's such a pain in the butt
Nut: Well, I gotta get going to work. You kids have fun!
Miss Luna: Nutella, you can sit between Pinecone and Acorn
Nutella to Pinecone and Acorn: OWLS CAN ROTATE THEIR CRANIUMS 180 DEGREES!
Buck: *cough* idiot
[Children laugh]
Miss Luna: Hush now, children! Today we'll be learning about turtles!
Turdsley: Hey, Miss Luna! That's me!
Miss Luna: Right you are, Turdsley! Children, pleaser direct your attention to the projector screen!
Announcer: Observe the majestic turtle! Slow, graceful, perfect! This turtle's shell provides protection for the beast, and also a mobile home, if you will.
Turdsley: Wow, that turtle has a- GASP!!! Miss Luna, do all turtles have shells?
Miss Luna: Why, yes, Turdsley. Every single turtle in the entire world has a-a-a-..
Announcer: After school!
Matilda: Hey kids, how was school?
Marley: Maggie got another F!
Maggie: Hey, Marley!
Turdsley: Wow, I never knew I was a shell-less freak!
Buck: TUH! No crap, Sherlock!
Turdsley: I never really thought about it, but, I wonder why I don't have a shell
Nutella: TUH! 'Cause you're a freak of nature!
Pinecone: Don't worry, Turdsley, no one has shells!
Turdsley: But you're not turtles! [Runs off crying]
Pinecone: Poor guy
Buck: What a maroooooon!
(At Turdsley's house)
Turdsley: Daddy?
Big Bobby: Yes, son?
Turdsley: I've been thinking. Why don't I have a shell?
Big Bobbby: Well, son, because, you're a mutant
Turdsley: (cusses into the air)
Big Bobby: But if it makes ya feel better, we'll go to Shelly's Shell Shack tomorrow
Turdsley: Okay!
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