Feathered Felons

Feathered Felons is the twenty-fourth episode of Cult of Squid. It aired February 21st, 2020 and was guest written by the show's creator, Locknloaded23. 
== Plot ==
The Feathered Friends finally break out of jail and go to find a new base of operations.
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with Spongebob and Plankton playing a game of Chess in the jail)
Plankton: (tries and struggles to move a piece larger than him) your move. (Pants)
Spongebob: (moves Knight) checkmate.
Plankton: BARNACLES! (tries to flip board but doesn't even lift it an inch) can you flip it for me?
Spongebob: okay. (Throws chess board offscreen. A bonk sound is heard)
Mr Krabs: (walks onscreen holding the board and he has an indent in his head) i believe this is yours. (Takes it out and hands it to Spongebob)
Plankton: i am SO FED UP with this stupid (dolphin noise) jail!
Krabs: well, you're gonna have to get used to it. Complaining wont get you anywhere.
Plankton: we need to escape this hellhole!
SpongeBob: (whispering to Mr Krabs) here he goes on another "we need to get out of here" rant.
Plankton: hey, I heard that!
Krabs: he has a point, plankteron. Since we've been here, youve gone on 30 "i am sick of this cage and we need to escape" rants!
Plankton: I HAVE NOT! also, who's been keeping count?
(Patrick whistles to himself)
Plankton: This time, i actually have a plan.
Krabs: what is it?
Plankton: you see that guard over there?
(Cuts to Snoozy sleeping. Cut back)
Krab: yeah?
Plankton: since that imbecile is sleeping, we can make a run for it!
Krabs: but how will we get past those bars?
Plankton: a-like-a-so. (Walks inbetween the bars, and shoots the lock with a disintegrater ray, freeing the FF. They all walk out)
Snoozy: (wakes up) morning already? (Notices the FF are gone) JESUS SANDAL! i gotta alert Brother Squidward!... After this nap. (Falls back to sleep)
(Cut to the outside where the feathered friends are walking)
Krabs: so, er… where are we going now?
Spongebob: we need to find a new base of operations!
Krabs: but, where?
Plankton: how about the chum bucket? Wait, we can't.
Spongebob: why not?
Plankton: that place is contaminated with every disease known to fish.
Krabs: impressive.
Plankton: yeah, it is, until you witness someone bleed out their insides.
Patrick: man, all this talk is making me hungry. I could go for a krabby patty.
(A light goes off in Krab's head)
Krabs: that's it! We could use the Krusty krab!
Plankton: why would we want to use that filth hole?
Krabs: do you have an alternative?
Plankton: well, i- (pauses for a second) no.
Krabs: to the Krusty Krab it is!
(Cut to them in front of the Krusty Krab. It is in terrible shape).
Spongebob: wow… Those Squids completely destroyed this place
(Krabs' pupils expands and he falls to the ground in terror)
SpongeBob: Krabs, what is it?!
Krabs: sorry, boy, i was having an awful flashback to when the cult attacked this place. They killed most of me customers and burned me cash register. The sound of burning money will forever haunt my soul.
Patrick: hey, I was there that day! (Turns around to reveal a bullet hole in the back of his head) this hasn't really healed correctly.
Plankton: yeesh.
Krabs: we have a lot of work ahead of us.
(Cut to the KK in near-mint condition)
Krabs: that was a long 4 hours.
Patrick: 4 hours? It felt like 1 line.
Krabs: shut up. Anyway, welcome to our new base, boyos!
(Patrick opens the door and a giant laser turret bursts out the roof and shoots him, which turns him all black and into ash)
Krabs: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Plankton: oh, right, i added an extra security measure. It mustve detected Patrick as one of those Squid things. Oh well, we can go in through the back.
(They all walk to the back, and Patrick reforms himself)
(Cut to behind the KK. There is a metal door)
Krabs: whatre we waiting for? Let's go in! (Attempts to open metal door and it blows up on him, and regenrates itself)
Plankton: it's password locked, you imbecile! (Does the "shave and a haircut" knock on the door and it opens)
Spongebob: isnt that an easy to guess knock?
PlAnkton: probably.
(Cut to them inside)
Krabs: welp, this is our new base of operations. Here we'll plan attacks against the cult and stuff! Also, my office is for me only. If anyone but me goes inside, i had plankton install a laser to blast them to hell!
(He walks into his office and the episode ends with a zoomout shot of the KK)
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