Saving Private Grugg

Saving Private Grugg is a Mr. Rrarrg! episode. In this episode, patrick and rrarrg try to get grugg out of his mayoral duties. 
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Grr
• Babba
• Grugg
• Woman (debut)
• Town Official (debut)
• Guards (debut)
• Krabs (debut)
• CrazySponge (offscreen)
== Transcript ==
(the gang are sitting at the tv and rrarrg is making dinner)
Patrick: nothing like some good ol' CrazySponge died the series before dinner. How's that dinner going rrarrg?
Rrarrg: rararararrarg! (almost ready!)
Patrick: great.
(a bonk sound effect is heard and patrick laughs)
Babba: bababa.. babababababba (man.. grugg would love this)
Patrick: Speaking of grugg, I haven't seen him in a while.
Rrarrg: rarararag! (dinner's ready!)
Patrick: alright!
Narrator: one dinner later.
Patrick: Oh man, that was good. So, what about grugg?
Babba: bababbaaba (he's been mayor of bikini bottom for a while)
Grr: grgrrggrg! (i bet he loves being mayor!)
(cut to grugg)
Grugg: i hate being mayor. (sighs)
Woman: mr mayor?
Grugg: gruggrg (oh, hi)
Woman: is everything alright? Can i get you anything?
Grugg: grugrgrgurgrug (no thanks, i'm good)
Woman: alright, well let me know if you need anything mr mayor
(the woman closes the door)
Grugg: gruggrgrugrugurrgrugurgu (man i hate being mayor, i hope rrarrg, grr, babba and patrick are alright)
(cut back to the gang)
Patrick: eh, probably.
Rrarrg: rrarararrg (we're his friends, we should go visit him)
Patrick: Great idea, Rrarrg!
Grr: grgrgrgrgrgrrggr (but wait what if they recognize us)
Patrick: well.. uh.. i don't know
Babba: babbababab (we need a disguise)
(babba slaps on his mustache and hat from episode 9)
Babba: babba bab, ba-babbio! (issa me, mario)
Patrick: How did you- never mind. Do you have some for the rest of us?
Babba: babababababa (i only have one more mustache)
Patrick: Dang it! So only two of us can go visit him.
Rrarrg: rararraggarararg? (but who?)
(they think for a second)
Patrick: Wait, I have an idea. (closes his eyes and starts pointing at them) Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a fisherman by his toe, and if you get caught then- you. Are. It!
(His finger lands on Rrarrg)
Rrarrg: rrrarrarg! (I win!)
(The other monsters groan in disappointment)
Babba: babbbaababa (well it's settled. Patrick and Rrarrg, take these.)
(Baba gives Patrick and Rrarrg the disguises)
Patrick: Well, off we go to see the mayor!
Rrarrg: rarraragaraggarga? (are we going by foot again?)
Patrick: no, not this time. I finally remembered about the fact that I brought one of my trucks up here!
Rrarrg: rarrarrag? (you own a truck?)
Patrick: Well, not legally.
Rrarrg: rarargaragaragrgarg! (good enough for me!)
(they both get in the truck and drive away)
(babba and grr look at each other)
Babba: bababaabbbaaba? (wanna watch crazysponge died?)
Grr: grgr (sure)
(One truck drive later…)
Patrick: I think this is it. The big building that Grugg lives in now.
Rrarrg: rrrarararg (it looks really huge!)
Patrick: yeah, and it seems like there are some guards over there too.
(shot of guards near the building)
Patrick: wait! I almost forgot! We can't visit someone without a gift!
Rrarrg: rarragaragarga (oh, youre right)
(Patrick reaches down into his belly button a pulls out a handful of lint)
Patrick: There! A handful of belly button lint, straight from the source.
Rrarrg: raragaragagag (not what i had in mind…)
Patrick: alright, we have a gift for grugg and now let's head in!
(they approach the building but a guard stops them)
Guard 1: woah! Where do you think you're going?
Patrick: uh, we are here to visit the mayor.
Guard 2: Are you two personal friends of his or something of the sorts?
Patrick: Yes, actually.
Guard 1: well then
(guard opens the door)
Guard 1: come in.
(they go inside)
Rrarrg: rrarararg (that was easy)
Patrick: I know right? And they didn’t even question the bomb I have in my pocket!
(pan down to reveal a large bomb in the pockets of Patrick’s shorts)
Rrarrg: rragragagaragaga (why do you have that)
Patrick: I like to be prepared. Now let's go visit our dear old friend once and for all!
(Patrick presses a button on the elevator and they go inside. SpongeBob production music plays as they go up to the top floor)
(they arrive at the top floor)
Patrick: Alright, now to find his office.
(patrick looks around)
Patrick: Okay, we might have to ask someone.
(they notice a woman walking)
Patrick: uh, excuse ma'am?
Woman: yes?
Patrick: Do you happen to know where the mayor's office is?
Woman: oh, it's down that way and to the right
Patrick: Thank you.
(they walk towards the mayor’s office)
Patrick: This is it!
(cut to the inside of grugg's office)
(Patrick knocks on the door)
Grugg: grugrgrug (come in.)
(they enter the office)
Grugg: grugg? (huh?)
Patrick: hi grugg!
Grugg: grugrgrgurgrug? grugrrgrgugrgug? (what are you two doing here? and where's babba and grr?)
Patrick: Oh, they stayed home.
Grugg: grugugugg (well anyway, it's so good to see you again. You don't know how much I've wanted to get out of this hellhole of a place. Being mayor is too much work.)
Rrarrg: raragragaraarg (i knew there was something bad going on)
Grugg: grugrgrgurgrug (you gotta help me! I don't want to be here anymore.)
Patrick: Well, we could probably think of something to get you out of your mayoral duties.
Grugg: grugggrgrug (if you're thinking of making me look like a bad person that's not gonna do anything. You'd have to do something REALLY bad to get me out of office.)
Rrarrg: rrarrg? (war crimes?)
Grugg: grugrgrgrug (No, they encourage that.)
Patrick: Pedophilia? Rape? Anything of the sorts?
Grugg: grugg (nope.)
Patrick: Darn. Oh wait a minute, how about the bomb I have in my pocket?
Grugg: grugrgrg?! (the what?!)
Patrick: Yeah, I had it on me this whole time. Not even the guards suspected it.
Grugg: grugggrgurug (you gotta get that outta here! They'll reprimand me for sure- oh okay I see where you're going with this)
Patrick: Exactly.
Rrarrg: rrrararg (wait you never told me we were going to get him out of office by bombing it!)
Patrick: oh don't worry, I'm not bombing the entire building, just the important ones.
Grugg: gruggrugg (that's ALL of them!)
Patrick: Oh right, didn't think of that. (shrugs) Eh, whatever. They have the money.
Grugg: gruggrgrug (i don’t like the sound of this…)
Patrick: Well it's too late! Me and rrarrg are gonna go plant the bombs now.
Rrarrg: rrarararg? (we are?)
Patrick: yes. Now let's go
(rrarrg and patrick leave the office)
Patrick: So, the plan is to just plant a bomb in the middle of each room. Got it?
(Rrarrg gives a thumbs up)
Patrick: Well, let’s get to it!
(A sped-up montage of the duo planting the bombs in each room plays. It ends with Patrick placing the last bomb in the main office)
Patrick: Well, that’s the end of that. (wipes sweat off forehead) Phew!
(Explosions can already be heard in the distance)
Patrick: Oh shit, we gotta go! Grugg, Rrarrg, jump out the nearest window!
Grugg: grrgruggrugrug (are you sure this is safe?)
Patrick: yes! I tested this a few weeks back with grr.
(cut to patrick and grr in Eugeneville ready to go)
Patrick: ready?
Grr: grggr! (ready!)
(patrick hits a button on a remote and they both run away)
(cut back to patrick, rrarrg and grugg in the office, and they prepare to jump out the window)
Patrick: On the count of three. One… two…
(The explosions get close, so Rrarrg and Grugg have already jumped.
Patrick: …three. Oh well. (jumps as well)
(slow motion shot of patrick falling out of the building with explosion in the background)
Patrick: I feel an adrenaline rush! WOO!
(Patrick lands on a dumpster, which is the same one the other two landed on)
Patrick: Ahh, the sweet smell of trash. (eats a half eaten banana peel) Yum. So how was it guys?
Rrarrg: (with a tin can on his head) rrarrrg (it was fine, I even got this cool hat!)
Grugg: gruggruggrug (terrible, my suit is ruined)
Patrick: It’ll be fine, you won’t be mayor for much longer.
(Grugg’s phone rings)
(grugg answers)
Grugg: grugg? (hello?)
Town official: Yeah, Mr. Grugg? You’re officially relieved from your duties. Good going, asshole.
(town official hangs up)
Patrick: so? Did it work?
Grugg: gruggrugrug (yup. I’m no longer mayor)
Patrick: Woo-hoo! So now you can live with us again?
Grugg: grugrgrurg (seems like it)
Patrick: alright!
(a car pulls up near the dumpster they landed in)
Patrick: oh no
(2 krabs come out of the car)
Krab 1: you're under arrest you terrorist!
Krab 2: yeah!
Patrick: who are you
Krab 2: We are from the place that you destroyed!
(patrick thinks for a few seconds and then realizes)
Patrick: oh.. RUN!
(the three run away from the krabs)
Krab 1: HEY!
(the three are getting chased by the krabs and the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This is the first appearance of Grugg since The New Mayor Of Bikini Bottom.
• This episode's title card is the first one to use the some time later font instead of the spongeboy me bob font seen in the last 2 episodes and episode 7.
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