Headhunters: The Hawaii Five-0

== Introduction ==
We all woke up a little bitter Tuesday morning if our names weren't Zach. The guy was so close to elimination that all the league needed was for one player to do average. Not great. Not historical. Just average. And he didn't. And so the team that wasn't great, wasn't historical, and wasn't average all season long finally heads home.
Now I admit that I forgot to post this on Wednesday, which is my goal every week because the new additions drop Thursday mornings. So this is now completely outdated, but I'm not going to look to see who picked up who until after I finish. I'm going to assume that somehow Zach didn't get every single good player.
== In Memorium: #DogTheKareemHunter ==
Hardly a surprise, but definitely a disappointment. In a year where all our team names somehow predicted our elimination, it makes perfect sense that #Dog was eliminated thanks to the player on his team notorious for owning a cat.  
It was never looking good for Kareem. They were consistantly at the bottom of the season rankings. Their best add was DJ Moore, the cursed one, who came aboard for a single buck. The three players that bankrupted him (Tom Brady, Evan Engram, and Todd Gurley), were all not worth starting. The $185 Evan Engram's foot injury and a bye kept him out of the last three matchups.  
Ultimately, it came down to Todd Gurley putting together a decent performance and he didn't.  
I'm going to keep it brief because it's Thanksgiving.  
*DogTheKareemHunter:  
== New Releases ==
#Michael Thomas
#Todd Gurley lol 
#DJ Moore (here we go again)
#Evan Engram
#John Brown
#OBJ
== Week Twelve Bidding Results ==
Week Twelve Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Alvin Kamara 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$48 	$24 (Chris P)
Tyler Lockett 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$16 	None
Leonard Fournette	Ron Saquonson 	$13 	$12 (Chris P)
Derrick Henry 	Chris P's Neat Team	$13 	$12 (Chris P)..No, not a typo
George Kittle 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$9 	$1 (Ron Saquonson)
Deshaun Watson 	Chris P's Neat Team	$7 	None
== Your Financial Portfolio ==
 
Team 	Amount Spent	Points Earned	Cost Per Point
Cam Shaft 	$1000 	767.38 	$1.30
The Guilloteam 	$1,000 	591.86 	$1.69
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$1,000 	417.60 	$2.39
Bad Boys 	$988 	402.79 	$2.45
Ron Saquonson 	$993 	647.33 	$1.53
Chris P's Neat Team	$990 	440.59 	$2.25
#DogtheKareemHunter	$953 	578.08 	$1.65
Bobecue Chicken 	$868 	328.29 	$2.64
Al Snow's Fav Squad	$895 	355.59 	$2.31
Henry VIII 	$656 	267.43 	$2.45
Out of Luck 	$414 	21 	$19.71
Wrath of Saquon 	$340 	56.16 	$6.05
Bluedevils 	$300 	86.79 	$3.45
FFDraftScott 	$179 	38.15 	$4.69
*Best Investor: Cam Shaft
*Worst Investor: Chris P's Neat Team (Sorry man)
== Week Twelve Results ==
Week Twelve Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (3) 	Chris P's Neat Team	215.71
2 (6) 	Ron Saquonson 	203.09
3 (5) 	The Guilloteam 	197.73
4 (2) 	Cam Shaft 	192.06
5 (1) 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	190.44
6 (4) 	#DogTheKareemHunter	183.91
7 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
9 	Bad Boys 	0
10 	Henry VIII 	0
11 	Bluedevils 	0
12 	Wrath of Saquon 	0
13 	Philip's Team 	0
14 	Out of Luck 	0
15 	@FFDraftScott 	0
16 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
17 	Moore $ Mo Problems	0
* Biggest Climber: Chris P's Neat Team (Up 4 Spots)
* Biggest Faller: Bobecue Chicken (Down 6 Spots)
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Out of Luck 	0.32 	4
Bad Boys 	0.83 	9
Moore $ Mo Problems	1.87 	1
#DogTheKareemHunter	6.61 	12
You Hate 2 See It 	7.96 	2
FFDraftScott 	8.80 	3
Henry VIII 	14.47 	8
Neck-Fix and Chill 	16.68 	10
Wrath of Saquon 	18.41 	6
Bobecue Chicken 	27.97 	11
Bluedevils 	30.82 	7
Philip's Team 	60.50 	5
== Kings of the Castle ==
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Chris P's Neat Team 	278.64
2 	The Guilloteam 	220.94
3 	Al Snow's Fav Squad 	241.99
4 	Wrath of Saquon 	206.22
5 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	247.22
6 	Cam Shaft 	226.91
7 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (2)	242.52
8 	Ron Saquonson 	257.32
9 	The Guilloteam (2) 	258.16
10 	Bobecue Chicken 	260.34
11 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (3)	218.94
12 	Chris P's Neat Team (2)	215.71
Chris leads the league for the first time since week one but commands an overall lead in the season standings by 75 points.
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Philip's Team 	117.03
2 	Bad Boys 	118.29
3 	DogTheKareemHunter 	140.03
4 	Bad Boys (2) 	120.83
5 	Bobecue Chicken 	156.93
6 	DogTheKareemHunter (2)	137.69
7 	The Guilloteam 	135.12
8 	Bad Boys (3) 	164.25
9 	Bobecue Chicken (2) 	142.03
10 	DogTheKareemHunter (3)	185.25
11 	Ron Saquonson 	158.56
12 	Al Snow's Fav Squad 	190.44
== Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Wrath of Saquon 	6
2 	Bad Boys 	9
3 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	ALIVE
4 	Bluedevils 	7
5 	Bobecue Chicken 	11
6 	Cam Shaft 	ALIVE
7 	Moore $ Mo Problems	1
8 	The Guilloteam 	ALIVE
9 	Philip's Team 	5
10 	Chris P's Neat Team	ALIVE
11 	Henry VIII 	8
12 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2
13 	FFDraftScott 	3
14 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	10
15 	Out of Luck 	4
16 	DogTheKareemHunter 	12
17 	Ron Saquonson 	ALIVE
Okay, I guess we can admit that Ron Saquonson drafting last and still being alive is a little impressive.
== Power Rankings ==
=== 1(1). Al Snow's Fav Squad ===
=== 2(2). Chris P's Neat Team ===
=== 3(3). Ron Saquonson ===
=== 4(4). The Guilloteam ===
=== 5(5). Cam Shaft ===
What do you want from me? It's Thanksgiving.
== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Week Three Results
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Survived
Out of Luck 	179.46 	3
Bluedevils 	176.93 	6
Bobecue Chicken 	176.51 	10
Neck-Fix and Chill 	173.70 	9
DogTheKareemHunter 	170.53 	11
Henry VIII 	169.62 	7
Bad Boys 	163.94 	8
Wrath of Saquon 	162.60 	5
FFDraftScott 	160.38 	2
Ya Hate 2 See It 	143.18 	1
Philip's Team 	139.78 	4
Moore $ Mo Problems	115.16 	0
== Remaining Budget ==
Remaining Budget as of 11/28/2019
Player 	Total Budget
Al Snow's Fav Squad	94
Chris P's Neat Team	10
Ron Saquonson 	5
The Guilloteam 	0
Cam Shaft 	0
DogTheKareemHunter 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Bluedevils 	0
Wrath of Saquon 	0
Philip's Team 	0
Out of Luck 	0
@FFDraftScott 	0
Moore $ Mo Problems	0
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
Good Luck