Corpse Party

Eco-warrior becomes a casualty, director strikes a wrong note, fanboy batters up, stoner has an ice day, role-playing session has a shocking ending, feticide is as tragic as it sounds, nympho gets ahead... in toilet water.
AIRED ON: DECEMBER 7, 2014
Death #	Name 	Date 	Location 	Description
454 	SNEEZY DOES IT	March 8, 2010 	St. Louis, Missouri 	An eco-friendly health nut and bleeding heart named Kelsey was coerced by her extroverted friends to go to St. Louis with them. After hours of unsuccessful convincing, she eventually gave in, and went with her friends. Due to her germaphobic tendencies, she tried to keep a safe distance from everybody while she was there. She also constantly used hand sanitizer and disinfecting wipes for virtually everything she touched and encountered. Worst of all, every time she needed to sneeze, she held it in, much to the confusion of her friends. It was a bad habit that she had developed earlier in her life, and it eventually snowballed into a full on obsession. For the next few days, Kelsey's urge to sneeze intensified, but she held out. When she finally got home, she let out a barrage of suppressed sneezes. Usually, this would feel euphoric for Kelsey, but this time, it was different. Her powerful sneezing caused her to sneeze out blood, and she died from a ruptured throat and a fatal brain aneurysm.
907 	CRUSH-END-OH 	June 4, 1921 	Waco, Texas 	Darnell was a misogynistic musical director, who spent way more time chatting up the actresses than directing. He mostly targeted Molly Parnetwood, the lead actress. He would often try to flirt with her and convince her to go out with him, much to her annoyance. One day, while Darnell was trying to flirt with Molly, a crew member named Joe explained to him that the fiber rope needed to hoist a 1,100 pound grand piano to make room for ongoing construction was missing. Darnell dismissed him, and even threatened to fire him if he kept on cutting in between him and Molly. Out of options, Joe tried hoisting the piano with manila rope, which does not match the tensile strength of regular, fiber rope. About 15 feet above the ground, the rope that the piano was entangled with was stretched to its ultimate tensile strength, and it snapped. Darnell was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The piano landed right on top of him, snapping his neck and killing him instantly, to Molly's horror.
167 	SCARY POTTER 	October 7, 2011 	Eau Claire, Wisconsin	Sarah was a 7 year old in a 22 year old's body. She was what's known as a LARPer (Live Action Role Player). Every weekend, she and her friends would meet up to role play out in the middle of nowhere, dressing up as medieval characters and whatnot. They wanted to act out a scene that involved fighting during a thunderstorm, for dramatic effect, so they picked out a stormy day to do just that. During the scene, Sarah, who was playing an evil wizard, was waving around a custom made, metallic wand. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck it. Because she was drenched in rainwater, and she was holding the metal wand, she was displacing high levels of electrical conductivity, and was immediately electrocuted to death when the lightning made contact with the wand.
341 	PAIN GRETZKY 	December 10, 2003	Detroit, Michigan 	By day, Dacky worked at a low-paying skating rink, as a disgruntled peewee hockey instructor. At night, however, Dacky and his friend John would get high and mess around with Dacky's work zamboni at the rink. One game they would often play involves tying a sled to the zamboni's rear, and taking turns riding it as the other person rode the zamboni. On this particular night, Dacky rode the zamboni, with John riding on the sled. The latter wound up slipping off of the sled, and died when shards of melting ice shredded his skin and punctured his vital organs. As Dacky kept on driving, he never noticed he was literally dragging his friend to death, until it was too late.
289 	BATS**T CRAZY 	April 2, 2008 	Trenton, New Jersey 	At a local comic book convention, a group of neckbearded geeks and virgins were lined up to get an autograph from Stella Bella, a popular supermodel and voice actress who played a plethora of fictional characters from geeky TV shows. Among those waiting in line was one of her biggest fans: Nedward Smillwater. Nedward wasn't exactly what you would call a ladies man. He was a pimple-faced, 34 year old virgin who lived in his mother's basement, and lived off of welfare checks and Top Ramen. Nedward's obsession with her drove him to wait 7 long hours in line to be in her presence. When it was finally his turn, he got her autograph, and a little something extra: her home address, which he read and tried to memorize off of her name-tag. Later that day, he drove over to what he thought was her house, but was actually the home of a paranoid schizophrenic. When Nedward showed up at the door, the schizoid, who used to be a pro baseball player, showed up, and proceeded to beat him to death with a baseball bat in a psychotic rage.
0 	EARLY GRAVE 	December 31, 1941	Berlin, Germany 	During the height of the holocaust, the Schutzstaffel did everything in their power to ensure the complete eradication of Jewish people. A not-so-well-known subgroup of the Schutzstaffel, whose name is, to this day, unknown, specialized in forcing pregnant Jewish women to get abortions, a process known as feticide. A woman named Marie was forced to abort her (technically) unborn child, Raphael, by two Gestapo officers at a Berlin hospital. Raphael underwent over 8 weeks of embryonic development, meaning it was considered a fetus. It is up to debate whether aborting a fetus would be considered killing it, since, technically speaking, he or she would never be born in the first place. Let's just say, for convenience sake, that it is. A speculum was inserted in Marie's vagina to pry open the cervix, and a long suction tube was inserted, and sucked Raphael right out of her womb; this was a process called vacuum aspiration. Suffice to say, Raphael was no more.
806 	EAU DE TOILET 	May 16, 1995 	Roanoke, Virginia 	Rodney was a greenhouse assistant who worked for Dr. Jacobsen. His job was to collect soil samples and measure their acidity to determine which ones belonged to which plant species. One day, while he was collecting soil samples, he was approached by his old middle school girlfriend, Trixie, who grew up to be a nymphomaniacal alchie. She was just dumped by her old boyfriend, and wanted to be with Rodney again, that is, she wanted to be ON him. He knew that if his boss caught them doing the nasty, he would undoubtedly be fired on the spot. So he and a currently drunken Trixie went inside an out-of-site compartment alongside the greenhouse: one of the toilets. It was small, cramped, and dirty, but it would have to do. Soon enough, they were getting it on, until something strange occurred: Rodney fainted. He didn't know it, but he suffered from a rare genetic disease which involved familial hemiplegic migraines (FHM). FHM occurs whenever one smells something with a strong, fragrant aroma. In this case, it was Trixie's perfume. The strong aroma of the perfume caused Rodney to develop a massive headache, faint, and land right on top of Trixie, causing her head to be submerged in the toilet water. If she wasn't intoxicated beforehand, she would've made a better effort in getting out of there. But that, and the fact that the weight difference between her and Rodney was 80 pounds, meant that Trixie was screwed. Within 1-2 minutes, she drowned, much to the horror of Rodney when he regained consciousness soon after.
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