Fluffy Ferret

“	Tox: hey ferret!<BR>Fluffy Ferret: hey tox<BR>Sensei: heya<BR>Tox: we've been talking about how much we're looking forward to Vol 3<BR>Sensei: make every volume more brutal<BR>Fluffy Ferret: i have fans? :O<BR>Tox: of course<BR>Tox: an entire club<BR>Fluffy Ferret: who consists of the club<BR>Sensei: ye me and meru lol<BR>Tox: and Retro!<BR>Fluffy Ferret: oh wow	”
 	—Fluffy Ferret has fans 	—Fluffy Ferret has fans
Fluffy Ferret, also known as Fluffy and Fluffernutter, was a citizen of Dragonhollow best known for her bestselling series of erotic novels, 8 Shades of Acey.
=History=
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	"I am a very friendly and nice person and if someone asked me to help them with something or do something, I will most likely do it."	
	—Fluffy Ferret 	—Fluffy Ferret
Fluffy Ferret arrived in Summergate via airship on 4E:106, following Print as a member of Print's Paper Route Gang.
Instead of settling on the West Road with the rest of PPRG, Fluffy built a home known as the Ferret Cage along the East Road in the Summerlands from which she wrote and published her books. She established friendships with fellow hooligans Dolphin, Tater, and Retro and they committed a great deal of tomfoolery together.
She designed and operated the Retro Ferret, a seedy nightclub which she co-owned with Retro.
After the ancient frozen city of Snowcrest was discovered by explorers, Fluffy opened a bookstore at the town library that served as an illegal front for the sale of recreational narcotics, stimulants, and hallucinogenics in contravention of Acey's market ordinances.
Naming Rocco a menace to society, she joined Retro and Tater in besieging his home and repeatedly killing him.
On 4E:168, Fluffy and Print became the first prisoners to escape from Brookcastle Prison.
She narrowly lost a fist fight with Tater outside the walls of Dark Castle. Though Panda had promised to gift a beacon to the winner, he ended up giving it to Fluffy, who installed it at the Ferret Cage.
Fluffy's business interests and literary work caused some to characterize her as a lady of ill-repute and sinful degenerate, but she was also an accomplished pastor and regularly held a series of spiritual seminars entitled Serenity Sermons at the Summergate Church.
At some point she built a cake tower that arose high above Summergate using cakes won from completing the Cake Run.
Fluffy's involvement in a misunderstanding with Print leading to the end of his brief reign at the top of Summergate Survivor was recounted in Death of Print Vol. II. She was also mentioned in Bacon of Hope and Requiescat.
Fluffy Ferret vanished unexpectedly and was never seen again. Bandits and claim raiders hijacked her beacon and the ransacked her property. The timing of her disappearance—just before completing the highly anticipated Volume III of her 8 Shades series—led to conspiracy theories suggesting retribution from the Priesthood of Eris for heresy.
Her contributions to the community survived her. Fluffy was given a grave at Summergate Sematary and her mare Shithead birthed one of the fastest horses in the Summerlands.
But her true legacy proved to be 8 Shades of Acey. After her disappearance, Retro continued to sell copies of the series at Retro's Used Books but the originals were thought to be lost forever before being unearthed and preserved by Tox, first at the Tox Box and then the Remembrance storehouse on Mnemosyne. 8 Shades would continue to be discussed for years afterward until eventually being reprinted in both the Dragonomicon and on Halfast during the Eighth Era.
=Notable Builds=
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	Retro: She ran one hell of a strip club<BR>Panda: Indeed she did	
	—Residents remember the Retro Ferret 	—Residents remember the Retro Ferret
Picture	Place 	Region 	Notes
 	Ferret Cage 	Summerlands	A walled estate on the East Road
 	Retro Ferret	Summerlands	A lewd nightclub
=Gallery=
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	Rocco: Ferret is a dirty person<BR>Tox: lol<BR>Retro: haha<BR>Rocco: He hired a shop keeper, it sells illegal drugs...<BR>Tox: *she<BR>Retro: Good prices though<BR>Tox: quite	”
	—Fluffy Ferret's moral fiber is questioned by Rocco 	—Fluffy Ferret's moral fiber is questioned by Rocco
File:fluffhorse.png|Loyal steed Shithead
File:fluffshop1.png|Fluff's Books, a front for her illegal drugstore
File:fluffshop2.png|Store stock.
File:fluffshop3.png|Store stock.
File:fluffshop4.png|Store stock.
File:fluffshop5.png|Store stock.
File:fluff.jpeg|Fluffy Ferret IRL
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