Complete List of Session Titles

2012:
* The Siege of Castle Calaelen
* So it begins
* Setting off
* The Mouth of Doom, again
* One Less
* Nothing Good Happens to Kruin
* Dam it is alive
* This is the one where Kruin dies
* You wouldn't accidentally a Glabrezu
* Quarantine zone (end of the intro)
2013:
* Ave ad Regem (hail to the king)
* Everyone you ever loved is dead
* Kruin is somewhat useful then ruins everything forever.
* And then Snooks happened
* Tying up the loose ends (of Kruin)
* Putting the Ruin back in Kruin
* Up shit creek without a Warhammer
* Basement Jaxx and Chumbawumba
* Don't freeze me bro
* You can't solve all your problems by turning invisible
* Kruin found friendship and Snooks got married (but Shades just wants the doodle)
* "You explored my crabs"
* Crab puns, fake diamonds and very real dinosaurs
* Bend ogre and take it like a man
* What do you mean, none of this was Kruin's fault?
* In which no one is allowed to talk about their brother again
* The Great Temple of Orcus (end of Act I)
* Riding the flesh toboggan to victory
* In which Laniss forgot to cast mirror image. Twice.
* High Council, Autumn 1789E
* Disregard goblins, acquire currency
* I love the smell of exploding poop in the morning.
* Let he who is without sin cast the first fireball
* Cats and Corpses
* Beware of Orange Raksashas
* Mortima, What does the scouter say about their challenge rating?
* Hanabi flies and Shades almost dies.
* Wizard used Smug! It wasn't very effective...
2014:
* Killingsworth dies in this one.
* Killingsworth died in that one. Also a dragon.
* One for the history books
* The river man came that day (also, Ground Rabbits)
* Like a pheonix, the river man was reborn from the ashes.
* True Evil: A paladin or these puppies? You decide!
** "Avale, riding crusher, with a brace of a dozen hellhound puppies heading off into the sunset towards the OTHER castle is pretty much the reason why I drink"
* Despawn more overlords
* Figurative sieges and literal demons.
* No man is an island, but you can be a beach-head if you really try
** Do we remember that time Kruin was an island? That happened.
* The Great Nacho Lasagne Serious Fiach Make This Happen. Company.
* Goliath and the Davids.
* Vacuum cleaner orgy loot pinata 3000
* Committing the faux pas of not being a minotaur
* Sir Shadow the Awesome slays the vampire lord (with some witnesses)
* Engineers don't fear the reaper
* All the dicks your body has room for
** "Behind every great woman is a man with a scrying bowl. And another woman chained to his bed look it's best not examine these things too closely."
* Floppy purple wall dildos and you: A guide to the Bloodways
* Play that funky music and blow away your problems
* War, huh, what is is good for?
* Turns out Killy is not the biggest dick in the party
* Love is immortal, but a solidly built throne could last a pretty long time.
* You either die, or live long enough to become a pretty nice fellow
** #HouseMinotaurKing
* The King is dead. Long live the Queen
* An Auspicious Day (Lets go kill things)
* Step two: Put a cat in the room
* I was an Archmage Mortimer
* I went down the well all I got was this lousy Archmage
2015:
* Liquids are just a phase
* Season Finale (end of Act II)
* "Is this not death?"
* Mahjong tournament on indefinite hold (the unrighteous March)
* It is darkest before the dawn.
* Nearer a god than to thee.
* Kings, Kingsley, Killing, and Karnage
* High Council: Spring 1790E
* Your unrighteous march was bad and you should feel bad
* Aldeth, Ackbeth, killing gods, and that Theron is a colossal dick.
* Ribs are eternal
* The plane of food poisoning
* Stop eating ribs and fucking adventure
* inb4 "Lorvious? More like...Snorvious"
* Mortimer and the Half-Orcestra
* A round orc in a square hole
* Grand Cornu Kairen and the Starstones
* Stab him in the front
* Dr Droog: Straight outta Greznek
* Kruin in the name of
* Non Canonical Events
* Sliding your greasy hydra down a tight passage
* Up Ship Creek Without A Paddle
** Wow, in all these events, this is the only joke that was done twice
* Tsuener or later
* Slowly sliding the Rotten Fist into Tsuen's small spaces
2016
* Immortal Sin
* Deus Ex Aurum
* Praise be to Hecate, for it is right to praise her
* Irrevocable irreverence (dinosaurs in the bible)
* There can only be one
* So, what are you in for?
* You can check out, but you can never leave
* Blotting out the sun
* None of that, thank you.
* Dear Orcus, as Mayor of the Mosswood, I regret to inform you..
* Demonic Boogaloo