Games People Played Before Us

Games People Played Before Us is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which card game would probably be the biblical character Onan's favorite?
===Choices===
1. go fish
2. old maid
3. solitaire
4. war
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Uh, I think that would be Jonah's favorite game."
2. sound clip
3. "Solitaire. Yeah, Onan liked doing things alone."
4. "No, that's Conan the Barbarian's favorite card game."
===Answer Quote===
"He's the son of Judah in the book Genesis and he was the first kid to get caught spilling his seed. Course, I'm sure he wasn't the first one to spill it, cause uh, I gotta think Adam jerked off a lot before Eve showed up but, y'know there's no one there to catch him."
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