Very Vulgar Eddie

This is an Edward "Eddie" Lawrence III statue that spouts vulgar messages when his motion sensor is activated; he's been made by Mattel from 2007-2009.
== Eddie's Vulgar Messages ==
# You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
# Go put your face in dough and make cookies!
# If brains were cotton, you couldn't make a single thread!
# You couldn't find your way out of a cornfield maze with a map and a guide dog!
# Bless your heart, but you're dumber than a sack of hammers!
# You're as lost as a goat in a briar patch!
# I've seen zits that are prettier than you!