Buttfucknowhere Apa Shrine

== Location Description ==
The Buttfucknowhere Apa Shrine is an ancient stone created by Apa, which has the power to summon him onto earth. The only way to stop this curse is to throw a webkin covered in holy milk at the stone every so often. As such, this site is heavily protected by the Milkmen, who seek to stop Apa from manifesting at all costs. The stone itself is a mural depicting Apa's true form, which is a terrifying creature that towers above the seas, and heavily resembles cthulu, but with Apa's eyes and facial features on it. 
== History ==
At some point, this ancient tablet was discovered by Milkmen in what is now Buttfucknowhere, Alabama. it is unknown when it came into existence, nor why this location was chosen. The Milkmen immediately created a ritual to keep the power of the stone contained. In said ritual, they bathe a sacred Webkin plush in the holiest milk such that the webkin is sopping wet, then they throw it at the face of the stone as hard as they can. This ritual is done fairly often, possibly once a day. If this ritual is ever halted for an extended period, Apa will manifest onto earth, likely destroying the entire planet, and possibly all of reality.
== Fun Facts ==
* The containment ritual for this stone is a reference to the post about soaking a webkin in milk, which would make a thud when hitting the wall. 
* The Apa shrine is a reference to a video made by the Porksodafans, which was an edited photo of Cthulu with Apa's features, put to the slowed 'heave ho' song.