My Sea Expedition

This is a Storytime Tale narrated by the talented Wendy Melkonian as Khloe Marissa-Joy, the inspiration for the story.
== The Tale ==
* Mom stayed home because she was sick with a headache and a cough, but my papa and I went to Phil LaMarr Beach; on a yellow ship named "The Goofy Funzo," I cast a magical spell to experience marine life virtually. Just like in the movies, POOF! An HDMI TV screen appeared. On it was aquamarine water with stripy angelfish and tons of bubbles.
* Jade, my friend from Portia's barn, met a pony/squid hybrid called Miss Russo; Miss Russo hopped on a log and pointed at Jade, then the two swam faster than a speedy bullet! There's a cartoon title card on the TV screen that reads: "Atlantic Talent." 326 polka dotted jellyfish boogie-woogied klutzily, then a school of koi told awful knock-knock jokes while we all covered our ears. A snail sang "Money, Money, Money" in French, then the winner was crowned: a leatherback turtle in a soiree gown that made a fleecy lamb disappear!
* The Goofy Funzo speeds along at 210 mph; a place called Mermaidville run by a blue-tailed lady called Karrie LeBlanc gave us a virtual tour via giant stingray POV. At Mermaidville School, the principal is a crayfish in a top hat; in the school's library, the mermen listen to great audiobooks while drinking celery tea. At Paw's Place Diner, we have red cabbages with berries. Meanwhile, back at the seahorse races, there's a lobster bellhop watching slugs bopping on a grey polka-dot seahorse who wins correctly. I said the magic word, "Abracadabrazam" and got my photo taken from the HDTV!
* Meanwhile, back on land, there's a sandcastle contest; Jade, my dad and I won two luau tickets for a hundred foot sand sculpture of a pickle jar.
* Sea Lion Bill was at the luau hanging zero; so was Madison from Class of 3000 wearing a bubblegum-scented hibiscus lei around her neck. I ate grilled tilapia, BBQ chicken and even a lettuce and cucumber salad! Afterwards, I enjoy the sound of yodeling music.
* Rebekah and I are on the Goofy Funzo seeing a satisfying kelp forest; it's chartreuse and sweet. We spy playful seals, angelic sea dragons, large king crabs with adorably attractive vertebrae and even cuttlefish! There is an orca pod nearby, but a wicked eel is guarding pirate treasure.
* On shore, we're off the coast of Australia; we see lizards, acacias and shells. Then, we hear rapping pirates with sunburns the colour of fresh apples. Parakeets are on their shoulders, the pirates are peg legged and their teeth are marigold. The eel gives back the treasure.
* Rebekah and I chug along in the Goofy Funzo; suddenly, it was trapped and tangled in a sputtering motorboat. A vulgar viper cries and wiggles it tail, then it disappears behind the reef.
* Yes; 104 days later, we're in Antarctica. We wear parkas, jackets, coats and scarves; holding hands, we shiver in icy water. What a literally cool experience! Bree, our new friend and I, quit in chilly waters to save a penguin chick. After the critter gets rescued, we leave Africa and end up in a warm yellow river. We are close to Taiwan, so we head eastward to Woodruff Centre in Atlanta, Georgia. I feel itchy and my butt rumbles with a toot. Blowing out of the Goofy Funzo, a colossal cloud of polka dots races towards me; there are gleaming lanterns on the ocean floor. We get out apple slices and gobble over the vents.
* The smoke rises, so we're in underwater Dallas, GA; it's home to The Farewell Store run by a lady called Mackenzie, a former fantasy fan who's now maturity personified. We donate our old CDs to buy new ones like "Jump and Jive with Hi-5" along with "Kidz Bop Gold" and "More Kidz Bop Gold" in place of "Kidz Bop Christmas 2002" and "It's a Hi-5 Christmas." After shopping in underwater Rome, Georgia's Farewell Store for sing-along compilations of unforgettably friendly songs by Ronno Hiller, the talented Canadian kids' entertainer (post-donation of Bella Dancerella's DVDs of Cinderella, Enchanted Tales and Swan Lake,) we're in a crystallized cave haunted by Walt Disney's ghost.
* Above soda, we relax in sunshine with suntan lotion on our faces. There's an oontz-oontz-oontz and also, we meet a dolphin pod. I pet each dolphin and feed them a sardine, a guppy, a minnow and a pilchard.
* After playing chase and tag in the virtual Usain Bolt Reef, I get totally frightened to see a python! EEK! SO scary! I snap my fingers and after my funky finger snapping, everybody (even Jade, Bree, Rebekah and my dad) gets on land. We dine at a cafe, eating healthy cheese and then after going to an automobile repair shop, we travel to the virtual Pacific, meeting plankton, krill, baleen whales and even porpoises! I then hit the silver HOME button to end my journey...and find out that my mother is all better after a few days of sickness!