Episode 14/Scores

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| || El Monterey Bean and Beef Burrito || 3.33 || Sacred Hearts || - || Two for a buck. 380 calories. Explodes when poked with the fork. Chewy, a little spice, archetype of the basic microwave burrito. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
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| 14 || Jose Ole Chicken & Cheese Chimichanga || 3.33 || Sacred Hearts || - || Exploded. Somewhat texturally distinct from previous burrito, but has the same microwave burrito taste. (Originally scored 2 out of 6)
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| 14 || Amy's Southwestern Burrito || 5 || Sacred Hearts || - || Exploded. Whole wheat tortilla, tough burrito exterior. Tastes like health food and the same hot-sauce slurry as archetype burrito. Rated up for being healthy. (Originally scored 3 out of 6)
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| 14 || Evol Chicken, Bean, and Rice Burrito || 8.33 || Sacred Hearts || - || 440 calories. Difficult to saw into. Does not have universal burrito taste. Not full of burrito slurry. Fairly tasty. (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
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| 14 || Hobgoblin Dark English Ale || 8.33 || Sacred Hearts || - || Very Pleasant - not too hoppy (Originally scored 5 out of 6)
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| 14 || Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger Macaroni ||data-sort-value="0.001"| Not rated || Sacred Hearts || - || "The children thought he had recreated manna from heaven."
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| 14 || InnovAsian Sweet & Sour Chicken ||data-sort-value="0.001"| Not rated || Sacred Hearts || - || Mall Chinese. Sweet and Sour sauce that is blinding magenta. Oven bake version worked out well.
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| 14 || Pink Truck Pink Wine ||data-sort-value="-1000"| Crap || Crap || - || Sweet, with a slightly sour finish. Bad wine, but good for a medicinal bender. "The wine gets a crap out of crap."
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