Transcript:Horrid Henry Gets Spots

(Henry's alarm goes off and Henry groans)
Mum: Henry, get out of bed now!
Perfect Peter: I'm out of bed, Mum!
Mum: Oh, well done, Peter. (opens Henry's curtains) I'm warning you, Henry.
Perfect Peter: I've brushed my teeth and combed my hair, Mum.
Mum: Oh, you are a good boy, Peter. FOR THE LAST TIME, HENRY, GET UP! (pulls the duvet off)
Horrid Henry: (yawns) Good morning, Mum.
Mum: (screams) Henry, whatever has happened to your face!? You've got… spots! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Title card shows)
Rude Ralph: So, what did your mum say, Henry?
Horrid Henry: She said I'll be sorry when I tried to get them off coz I'd used Icky Sticky Glue instead of Kiddy Widdy Glue. Thought you were going to be someone too?
Rude Ralph: I am! Fred Fartwell at your service! (Ralph takes a deep breath and farts)
(Henry laughs)
Rude Ralph: What's smelly nappy baby going as?
(Peter walks towards Henry and Ralph)
Horrid Henry: Huh! No guesses.
Rude Ralph: Oh, we're happy and we're clappy. We're the Happy Hippos!
Perfect Peter: Ooh, do you like Happy Hippos too, Ralph?
Rude Ralph: Erh, no.
Perfect Peter: Oh!
(They all walk through the school gates, and Peter runs to The Best Boys) 
Moody Margaret: Well well! What have we here? Oh you look gross! 
Horrid Henry: That's the idea!
Moody Margaret: Don't you want to know what we're dressed as?
Rude Ralph: Impress us.
Moody Margaret: Well, Gurinder has gone as Princess Mirabelle (Gurinder spins around), Susan is a sour face lemon. Haha only joking, Susan! And, Linda! Erm, Linda? What have you gone as?
Linda: Hmm, like couldn't be bothered. 
Moody Margaret: And, Linda couldn't be bothered.
Horrid Henry: Very interesting.
Moody Margaret: Don't you want to know what I've come as?
Horrid Henry: No. But I'm sure you're gonna tell us.
Moody Margaret: I have come as myself.
Rude Ralph: Yourself?
Moody Margaret: Yes! Everyone knows that one day I’m going to be a supreme megastar. So, obviously, I don’t need to dress up.
Miss Oddbod: Children! Children! Welcome to Fame For a Day. And how marvellous that you all seem to have made such an effort to dress up. Well, there’s some more than others. Well, our parade really will be a sight to behold. But as you all know, today is a very exciting day for another reason too. We are finalist in the League of leagues, school league! (The girls cheer) We need just one more point to be at the top of that league. And the inspector will be coming round this afternoon to award us that point. Do I make myself clear?
Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph: Uh, yes, Miss Oddbod.
Miss Oddbod: Good.
Jolly Josh: Cool—-Ugh—-I mean, gross. Zac Zitface, I presume.
Horrid Henry: (laughs) At your service. What have you come as?
(Josh rubs his arm up to his nose and reveals green snot)
Horrid Henry: (laughs) Simon Snotful, of course. After you, Soggy, I mean Mr Sid.
Mr Soggington: Oh, no, Henry, be my guest. Oh no!
Horrid Henry: What is it, sir?
Mr Soggington: Your face, it’s horrible.
Horrid Henry: Yeah, gross, isn’t it?
Mr Soggington: Last time I saw something like that was when I was patrolling the borders of the Outer Biganese Mountains. The call it, Yeti-Yeti Bigfoot Disease.
Horrid Henry: Uh, they do?
Mr Soggington: They do indeed. And it’s highly contagious. Can’t have you walking around the school when there’s an inspector about, can we? You’re coming with me, young man.
(Sid takes Henry’s hand and the scene moves to the science lab as they enter inside)
Horrid Henry: But, sir…
Mr Soggington: Now, now, lad, it’s for everyone’s good. We can’t have you rushing around with Yeti-Yeti Bigfoot disease, can we? It’s a while since I saw a case as bad as this. Now, where did I put my notebook and pencil?
Horrid Henry: (to the audience) I’ve got to do something about this. I can be stuck here all day. And I'll miss the Fame for a Day parade. Of course, I just have to get off the spots off.
(After seeing Sid checking his notebook, Henry rubs his face with both hands)
Horrid Henry: Oh no. I should’ve used Kiddy Widdy glue.
(Henry rubs his face as hard as he can but groans in pain. Mr Soggington turns around and sees Henry’s face)
Mr Soggington: (gasps) It’s getting worse. We’ve got to find you a cure, Henry. I’ll be right back.
(Sid hurries out the door and locks Henry inside the lab)
Horrid Henry: It’s not fair!
(Henry sits on the table feeling down as a goldfish swims around a fish tank and school bell rings)
Horrid Henry: (sighs to the audience) There goes another lesson. Phew! I never thought I’d miss having lessons or school dinners.
(Goldilocks jumps in the tank)
Horrid Henry: (to the audience) Never thought I’d be talking to a goldfish either.
(Mr Soggington comes back inside with a tray)
Mr Soggington: Here we are, lad. Got you some quarantine rations.
Horrid Henry: But…
Mr Soggington: No need to thank me, lad. It’s my duty to mankind and to the school. Oh I’d do anything for Miss Oddbod.
Horrid Henry: Really?
Mr Soggington: uh, yes well, and for the school too, of course!
(Sid removes the cloth revealing a plate of bread, cup of water and a book)
Mr Soggington: Ta-da! Lunch is served, young man.
Horrid Henry: Bread? And water? That’s not lunch.
Mr Soggington: It is if you’ve got Yeti-Yeti Bigfoot disease.
Horrid Henry: But I haven’t got Yeti-Yeit Bigfoot disease.
Mr Soggington: Hmmm, denying that there is anything wrong with you. I wonder if that’s a symptom. 
(Sid writes it all down in a book with a pen and Henry sighs)
Mr Soggington: Right, back to my research. Don’t you be going anywhere, Henry.
Horrid Henry: (to the audience) In case you’re wondering, the windows have got bars on them. I’ve already checked for secret doors, trap doors and any other type of hidden door. And yes, I did need a wee. About an hour ago. Miss Battle-Axe is going to get a surprise next time she does an experiment.
Henry laughs, sighs, sits down, picks the piece of bread and eyes on the goldfish)
Horrid Henry: Well, better than nothing.
(The goldfish hides behind a rock in the tank)
Horrid Henry: (to the goldfish) Okay, I’ll play hide and seek with you again. Coming ready or not. Nope, can’t see you (to the audience) I suppose the question is, what would Zac Zitface have done if he was in this situation, locked up by a mad teacher with only bread and water for lunch?
(Henry looks around the fish tank again until the goldfish high up to the top)
Horrid Henry: Oh, very clever (hits lightning) Eureka! That’s it! That’s how I’m going to get out of here.
(Mr Soggington looks through the door and Miss Battle-Axe sees through too)
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh, oh. I see what you mean. It’s quite disgusting.
Mr Soggington: Disgusting indeed.
(Henry sees his teachers spying on him)
Miss Battle-Axe: And the spots on his face make him look even more disgusting. But what are we going to do? (She gasps) Oh no! The inspector. We can’t let him see this. We’ll go right to the bottom of the league.
Mr Soggington: As always, Boudicca, you have your finger on the pulse. My thoughts exactly. Which is why I’ve locked him up in there.
Miss Battle-Axe: But they are due to inspect the science lab this afternoon, right after lunch.
Mr Soggington: Uh, which would be…
Miss Battle-Axe Right about now!
Miss Oddbod: (off-screen) Please do go ahead, and inspect our science laboratories. They are the cleanest of clean.
Mr Soggington: Ooh, uh…
Miss Battle-Axe: Ooh, uh? Well, do something, Sidmouth.
(Mr Soggington wearing a bucket on his head, holding a broomstic, runs around exclaiming)
Miss Battle-Axe: What are you doing?
Mr Soggington: Well, you said ‘Do something’.
Mr. Inspector: Miss Battle-Axe.
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh! Uh, Mr. Inspector. You gave me quite a surprise. We were talking about, um, uh, our broom cupboard. We have a very, very fun broom cupboard, which I would like to show you right now.
School Inspector: Oh, right.
Miss Battle-Axe: It has been recently renovated…
Mr Soggington: Right, time for action. 
Miss Battle-Axe: But I can assure you, Mr. Inspector.
Mr Inspector: Thank you, Miss Battle-Axe. But I really much prefer to see a science lab.
(The inspector walks inside the science lab as the two teachers share frantic looks)
The Inspector: Very nice science lab. Thanking you.
(As the inspector leaves, Miss Battle-Axe and Mr Soggington squeeze into the science lab, look around to see Henry gone)
Miss Battle-Axe: He’s escaped.
(The camera moves at Henry holding onto the ceiling fan, winks at the audience, puts his finger on his lips but almost loses his grip and the fan makes a cream noise)
Mr Soggington: Did you hear something?
Miss Battle-Axe: I’m not sure.
Miss Oddbod: Now, children, please all line up for our Fame for a Day parade.
(The teachers head to the windows as Henry jumps down out of the lab, closes and locks the door)
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh, no!
Mr Soggington: (grunts) Boudicca, we are locked in.
Horrid Henry: (out the window) Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!
Miss Battle-Axe: (screams) Sidmouth, look!
(Mr Soggington joins Miss Battle-Axe at the window and watch Henry waving to them as he runs next to Ralph joining the queue with the others, Miss Oddbod and Miss Lovely)
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh! That boy is so horrid.
Mr Soggington: Uh, Boudicca.
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh, Sidmouth.
(The teachers see Goldilocks the fish now growing red spots in the tank)
Mr Soggington and Miss Battle-Axe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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