Jack Sparrow versus Captain Hook

thumb|right|335 px Jack Sparrow versus Captain Hook is the fourth battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the nineteenth overall. It features protagonist of Pirates of the Caribbean, Sparrow, against antagonist of Peter Pan, Hook.
==Battle Information==
MaNCHA as Captain Jack Sparrow
B-Lo Lorbes as Captain Hook
Beat by MJDBeats
Released on October 19, 2013
==Lyrics ==
Sparrow Verse:That's Captain Jack Sparrow to you, and don't you forget itWelcome to the Carribean, love! Try not to get beheadedMy dear old pirate. May I ask you a question?Tell me where the rum is, or i'll teach you a lessonI regret nothing ever like flanking your arseJudging by your face, your raps will be kind of sparceDown to Davy Jones you'll go along with your crew of bitchesSo Harken at this immortal verbalization of disses
Hook Verse:Look like I've Hooked a big asshole who's looking quite drunk and sicklyMister Smee! Grab my knives! so i can gut this fish quicklyI've NeverLanded such a large douche, but you know, I surmiseYou can't get anything right so you foolishly improviseHead off North, OH WAIT! You have no BLOODY sense of directionThe most well known pirate of the seas? I have a little OBJECTION!How about I blow off you face with a shadow stalkerI now sentence your crazy ass to years in Davy Jones Locker!
Sparrow Verse:Tick Tock Tick Tock, bitch, better watch out for that crocSay another line, my friend, your ship will be undockedWith your menacing appendages, oh sure, you think that you're scaryBut at least my ass wasn't handed to me by a little wimpy fairyA bit of manual labor is good for you, what an excuse for a captain!How about you remove yourself from the ship, and i'll feed you to the KrakenI'll slice you up, and send you to the ocean in a barrelBut remember this as the day you almost beat Captain Jack Sparrow
Hook Verse:Almost? Not likely, for your failure will be worldwide!I'm feeling Jolly, Roger that! For Captain Hook's winning tonightI am the top pirate, known by families around the worldI'll shove a kick like a curse into your Black PearlsThere is too much rum in your Dead Man's ChestThat explains why your raps are just grosser than incestYou're at World's End! You're Finished! And shit, your raps stank!So there's no time to parley now, WALK THE PLANK.
==Trivia==
TBA
Category:Season 2
Category:Storm Three