Episode 2265

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	At Hooper's Store, David prepares himself a grilled cheese sandwich. Elmo comes in to order a bowl of cereal and an adventure. David explains that adventures can't be given out like cereal; they're exciting things that just happen to somebody and nothing of interest appears to be happening right now. Elmo gets his order anyhow when David's sandwich starts to burn, setting off the smoke alarm and summoning some firepersons (Naseer El-Kadi and Judy Milstein). After all the excitement, Elmo orders yet another bowl of cereal and another adventure.
 	Cartoon 	ADVENTURE! A man and woman escape a boulder, a crocodile, and other obstacles.
 	Muppets 	The Count sings "The Batty Bat."
 	Cartoon 	A boy bounces on his bed with eight stuffed animals.Artist: Michael Sporn
 	Muppets 	Herry and John-John demonstrate loud and soft.
 	Cartoon 	Square in space.
 	Film 	Mad Painter #7
 	Cartoon 	A cat desperately tries to open a can of cat food by himself while his mistress is on the phone.Artist: Dan Haskett
 	Muppets 	Sesame Street News Flash: Kermit the Frog reports on Rapunzel, who has been locked in a tower by the wicked witch. Prince Charming comes to rescue her by asking to let down her hair, and she literally does... by having her hair fall off her head.
 	Cartoon 	T for topArtist: Cliff Roberts
 	Celebrity	Loretta Lynn sings "Songs Are For Singing" to some kids.
 	Cartoon 	A boy talks about his various moods.Artist: Bob Kurtz
 	Muppets 	Super Grover tries to fix a girl's computer by jumping up and down and shouting "Wubba wubba!", but she soon discovers that the computer is not turned on.
 	Cartoon 	T for typewriter and toeArtist: John Korty
 	Muppets 	The Two-Headed Monster looks at different shapes.
 	Cartoon 	T for treasure (Jim Thurman VO)
 	Song 	"Starfish"
 	Animation	A montage of boys, all of whom are named Joe, saying what their favorite sports are. The last one turns out to be a girl named Joanne.Artist: John Korty
 	SCENE 2 	While Maria is out, Big Bird watches Baby Natasha. He tries teaching her a new word - "CLOSED," though Natasha merely babbles in response. Maria returns with Natasha's baby food and tries to feed her. Natasha finally utters, "Closed," and refuses to open her mouth to be fed.
 	Film 	The sign CLOSED spins around.
 	Cartoon 	The Typewriter gets a check-up with help from an x-ray.
 	Muppets 	Camp Wannagohoma: Grover tries to show the campers what is alive in the forest, but they keep correcting him.
 	Cartoon 	A caveman sits on what he thinks is a rock, not realizing that it's a dinosaur, which is alive.
 	Muppets 	Two Anything Muppets sing "As I Was Going to St. Ives."
 	Cartoon 	What's missing? (parrot)
 	SCENE 3 	On Ask Oscar, Telly reads a letter from viewer Robin Sunshine of Happyville, Montana. Oscar is repulsed by this information, but intrigued by their question - "Why are you such a crabby old Grouch?" Oscar fumbles coming up with an answer, but then produces a triangle and a square. He gives his answer - "Why is a triangle a triangle? Because it's a triangle. Why is a square a square? Because it's a square. And I'm a grouch because I'm a grouch." Telly doesn't accept this and points out the geometric reasoning behind the names. He then proceeds to list other items that are nothing like grouches, infuriating Oscar and proving why he's so grouchy.
 	Cartoon 	An army of ants gets to the bakery, only to find that it's closed.
 	Muppets 	Ernie gets Bert to participate in a rhyming game, but Ernie ends the game just as Bert is starting to enjoy it.
 	Cartoon 	The Story of Cowboy X, with the voices of Jean Shepherd
 	Cast 	Luis and Gordon clean up.
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "A Little Bit."
 	Muppets 	Simon Soundman goes to Marvin's Music City to buy a nice shiny trumpet. However, Marvin keeps bringing the wrong instrument.
 	Insert 	Bob reads the kids a story about seven mice, with some animated mice displaying the story. (framing scenes removed)
 	SCENE 4 	Clementine stares forlornly at a picture of Forgetful Jones. She tells Susan that he went off to visit his grandmother this morning and she misses him already. She's prepared various things to send him: a postcard, greeting card, a letter, and a care package, but there's one thing she wishes she could send - herself. She sings "I Wish I Were a Postcard," musing how she'd send herself in the mail to get to Forgetful. After the song, Susan gets a call from Forgetful back at his ranch - he forgot to go on the trip! Clementine gathers her things and eagerly heads home to deliver them in person. Susan then informs Forgetful about today's sponsors, and the Barkley credit sequence follows.
==Notes==
*Elmo would again experience a fire in Hooper's Store in Episode 3981.
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