Security Guard/Transcript

This article is a transcript for the Patrick: The Show episode Security Guard from season 6, which aired on September 4, 2019. 
Patrick: What a good day today! Nah, what I can do today... (thinking)
Patrick: Ahah! I can go to the Krusty Krab!
French Narrator: 11 minutes later...
(Patrick opens the Krusty Krab door)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Patrick, boy-o!
Patrick: Hey Mr. Krabs!
Squidward: Eeeh, here came an idiot.
SpongeBob: Hello best friend!
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
Squidward: (grumbles) What do you want to order.
Patrick: I want one Krabby Patty, French fries and a Krabby-cola.
Squidward: OK.
Squidward: SpongeBob, one Krabby Patty, french fries and a Krabby-cola.
SpongeBob: OK, the food will come!
SpongeBob: EXTRA Krabby Patty for my friend, french fries and a Krabby-cola!
Patrick: Thanks!
Patrick: (eating) Best food ever!
(The scene cuts to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: Karen, my girly, I now have a super plan to the formula!
Karen: Which? I know, you will fail.
Plankton: Not today, Karen! (laughs evil)
Mr. Krabs: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, how long I'm saying this?
Plankton: Krabs can't stop me now!
Plankton: (sees Mr. Krabs) W-w-w-what? Krabs is at the welcome door? Oof! How I now can steal the formula?
Mr. Krabs: (tired) Welcome, welcome, welcome (falls down on the floor)
Plankton: Hehehe, Krabs is tired! Now he can't see me!
Patrick: STOP!
Plankton: What?
Patrick: (falls down on him) I'm done here.
Plankton: (grumbles) Aoof, I will have a eye on you!
Mr. Krabs: And don't come back!
Patrick: Now I will go to my home.
Mr. Krabs: No no no! You're the new security guard here.
Patrick: My money and payment?
Mr. Krabs: Ooh. And give me money to your food.
Patrick: OK.
SpongeBob: Security guard? I'm happy Patrick! Congratiounals!
Patrick: Thanks!
(The scene cuts to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: (watching) Karen!
Karen: Oh, what.
Plankton: Krabs hired Patrick as a security guard! How I can steal the formula, with the guard at the Krusty Krab?
Karen: I will send you fast to the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: How?
Karen: To launch you to the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: OK, this is probably something wrong. 
Karen: Prepared to be launched for: 3,,2
Plankton: No Karen, please!
Karen: 1,, Launching!
Plankton: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Patrick: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome
Olivia Evilly: Hehe, now i'm coming to steal Mr. Krabs's money now!
Patrick: STOP!
Olivia Evilly: Why?
Patrick: I know you. You are Olivia Evilly. What are you NOW TRYING TO STEAL!
Olivia Evilly: HIS MONEY, YOU IDIOT!
Patrick: GRRRR!
Patrick: I'm going to tell that to Mr. Krabs.
Plankton: Ooh, what if Patrick find me, and tell it to Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: (bathing in his money) Lado ladaaa, hey, gurly, do you want to come to friendly Mr. Krabs? Do you want?
(Patrick opens the door)
Mr. Krabs: (turns on the lights) What the hairbutt is now, Patrick?
Patrick: Olivia Evilly is coming to steal your money!
Mr. Krabs: What?
Patrick: I'm not lying, please come!
Plankton: One step for a little plankton to finally, FINALLY steal the formula!
Patrick: HEY!
Plankton: What?
Patrick: You're Plankton! I know, you're coming to steal Mr. Krabs's Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Plankton: No no, I'm his brother, Drankton!
Patrick: OK Drankton.
Mr. Krabs: Don't be silly, boy! He is Plankton, not Drankton! Drankton didn't born never!
Plankton: No Krabs, no, please don't shoot me to the Chum Bucket!
Mr. Krabs: I now didn't. 
Plankton: Thanks, Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: But Patrick will shoot you.
Plankton: (shocked) W-w-w-what?
(Patrick gets angry)
Patrick: (shoots him out of the Krusty Krab) Don't come never to the Krusty Krab to steal the formula!
Mr. Krabs: And now to call jail for Olivia Evilly.
Patrick: Ya.
Plankton: Oof! And I now deserved this! Why I'm trying to steal the formula!
Labor Authority Officer: (singing) Hhhmmmhmm (steps on Plankton)
Plankton: Aoof! You are now going to pay for this!
Plankton: Hmm, what? The Labor Authority Officer?
(Agent fish steps on Plankton)
Plankton: A agent fish? What are now Krabs planning to do?
(Labor Authority Officer and Agent fish opens the Krusty Krab Door)
(The scene cuts to the Krusty Krab)
Labor Authority Officer: Tell me your name.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Krabs.
Labor Authority Officer: Your full name.
Mr. Krabs: Ooh. My full name is Eugene H. Krabs.
Labor Authority Officer: OK.
Labor Authority Officer: Agent fish, add the cameras.
Agent fish: OK sir.
(The scene cuts outside the Krusty Krab)
Plankton: Krabs is adding cameras in his restaurant!? I'm going to tell this to Karen now!
(The scene cuts to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: Karen!!
Karen: What? I guess, you failed to steal the formula.
Plankton: No! Krabs is adding cameras to his restaurant!
Plankton: Tell me, WHY THE BARNACLES IS HE ADDING THE CAMERAS TO HIS RESTAURANT!!!!
Karen: Krabs is adding cameras to his restaurant becuase he is very smart and lucky. He wants to stop you everytime to steal the formula.
Plankton: Ah, great. How now I can steal the formula?
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