Honk War II

== Background ==
Honk War II was a large war between the Funny Powers and what they dub the "Unfunny Powers", later known as "The Meme Syndicate" (good one bro). So far, it is the longest and most bloody war in clown and funny power history next to Honk War I. It was fought on what was known was the Rat Front, the Bacon Front, the Doge Front and the Clown Front, which were major groups of games or war sectors that the war took place in. It started when the Funny Powers planned a classified complete campaign against Dogeland to defeat them once and for all. Now having the bacons on their side, the war is an ongoing struggle to determine the future funny of ROBLOX.
==Phase 1==
The first encounter with the enemy happened at Camp Limited, where the bacons invited the clowns and their allies to flash raid Camp Limited. Due to the alien 3ND tech, and the lag, 3ND was victorious in the end due to their better knowledge of their vehicles. Liking their style, Yung Clown claimed the clowns neutral on the 3ND front.(note from obliviousPGF:We are trying to do a peace treaty with the third). 
A few days later, four clowns attacked a german training camp owned by the Germany War group, starting a war between the two. This led to The Battle of Tunnel Mountain, which was a decisive victory for the Funny Powers. Continued raids on their training camp continued until the clown HRs got bored and decided to focus on the main war. The small front is claimed as a victory by the Funny Powers. The clowns were raided a day later by the Doge United Raiders in The Battle of the Cul, ending in a Clown victory. 
Two days later, FP forces led by the clowns attacked Riga, a town in TRDA territory. It was a close victory for the Funny Powers, and brought the attention of the clowns to the ORL. The Clowns wanted entry into the ORL, and were denied by some munchkin guy after he had a spergout on the clowns about something, don't remember what. The Funny Powers began preparing for a potential crisis with the ORL but was stopped short by the clowns' good relationship with LD and an apology made by the munchkin guy. The clowns formed a neutrality pact with the leader of TRDA to not intervene in or help any side in their conflict with the ORL. 
The war was in a cryostasis state besides the few skirmishes with Dogeland along the outskirts, until the Second Battle of Delesoix, followed by the first battle of the farm. It was a decisive victory for Funny Forces, and also showed the number worth of the Sponges. It ended phase 1 of Honk War II. 
==Phase 2==
Phase 2 started with a flash raid, a small battle at Fort Honkathan that ended with a successful joint victory against Doge raider forces. Small skirmishes happened and on July 25th, 2020 clowns held a protest in dogeland that knocked the dogeland HRs out of their zen states. The same day, mixed funny powers forces attacked Fort George in an attempt to go to war with the british empire, but they ignored their cries for war. Funny Power forces began planning for an invasion of Dogeland that could end the war, and attempted to go through with it, but it was held back by dogeland admins. The show of force on Dogeland and the previous protest made the doges call for a white peace. This led to the Treaty of Dogelin, which ended the war on the Dogeland front. On the same day, the Bacon Empire declared war on the Guest Army, and after an extensive meeting every got dam major power in the funny powers declared war on the Bacon Empire. Den deez muthafuckas had the nerve 
Category:Wars