Chapter 4 (RTB)

== Synopsis ==
"Lance is an angery cuban boye, meanwhile Pidge still doesn’t know how to process emotions."
== Plot ==
Tuesday, September 3rd
11:13 AM
BiSmoothie sent a message to TEAAAAAAA
BiSmoothie: you know what we need
MemeKing: what would that be lancey? :3
BiSmoothie: we need
BiSmoothie: a GROUP NAME!!!!
MemeKing: hmmmm you know what that would be cool we could be like the most popular kids in school that everyone wants to be friends with and be a part of our popular group!!!
BiSmoothie: holy shit i got it
BiSmoothie: PERFECT NAME HEHEHE
BiSmoothie renamed TEAAAAAAA to The Paladins
MemeKing: paladins…like in dnd!! i love it!!!
BiSmoothie: uwu
BiSmoothie: also i’m at lunch rn wbu
MemeKing: ME TOO :O
KKogane: i’ve got a later lunch, i think B
MemeKing: keith if you don’t get off of your phone adam is gonna take it, then he’ll tell shiro and he’s gonna give you one of those Older Brother Lectures™ i would know because i give them to pidge all the time
Gremlin: yeah you fucking do and it’s annoying
MemeKing: get off your phone missy!! mr carson is gonna take ur phone away!!
Gremlin: that’s why i brought a hammer with me. bitch thinks he’s hot shit well i don’t think so
Gremlin: anyway while you and @BiSmoothie are at lunch send y’all schedules bitches
MemeKing: ok well
MemeKing: 1st Hour: AP ELA 12
2nd Hour: AP Chemistry
3rd Hour: Intro to Video Production first semester and then Debate class second!! and then after that I get on a bus and take classes at a COLLEGE!!! 0.o
BiSmoothie: my schedule goes:
BiSmoothie: 1: ELA 11
2: Algebra 2
3: Physics
Lunch :3
4: Visual Art
5: World History
6: Acting and Interpretation semester 1 then Poetry semester 2
Gremlin: lance reading poetry? i hope the class brought earplugs because u sound like a screaming banshee
BiSmoothie: bro i am just s i am just sitting here wow that kinda actually hurt what did i do
Gremlin: …okay maybe that was a bit uncalled for i was just tryin to joke buddy
BiSmoothie: it’s fine pidgeon :3
HunkyDorie: matt and i share a 3rd hour first semester!!! ^w^
MemeKing: aww yeah i got to meet hunky!!! he’s so soft and a good hugger i love him so much we must protecc him C:
MemeKing: wait hunk are you in the same class as pidge rn??
HunkyDorie: yeah!!! we’re sitting next to each other uwu
MemeKing: bro you’re gonna get your phone taken omg
Gremlin: not to worry. i have claimed the new kid as Mine™ so i am also protecting him with the hammer
MemeKing: don’t make me come get you from the principal’s office on the first day
Gremlin: no promises ;P
KKogane: seriously y’all are on crack 24/7
BiSmoothie: ok mullet
KKogane: I DONT HAVE A MULLET!!!!!
12:12 PM
HunkyDorie is now chatting privately with Gremlin
HunkyDorie: Hey Pidge! Where’d you go? I need somebody to sit with for lunch, eating alone makes me nervous :(
HunkyDorie: Pwease?
Gremlin: sure thing hunky
Gremlin: come find me outside the lunchroom, i’m on one of the benches you’ll see me
HunkyDorie: Cool!!
Gremlin is now chatting privately with IodineSodium
Gremlin: INA HE AGREED TO SIT WITH ME FOR LUNCH OMGGGG
IodineSodium: Don’t worry, I’ll leave you and your crush with him today. Don’t embarrass yourself ;)
HunkyDorie is now chatting privately with Gremlin
HunkyDorie: Oh hey, I see you! I’m waving! :3
3:18 PM
KKogane sent a message to The Paladins
KKogane: thank you all for sending your schedules during your lunches. it was very helpful.
Gremlin: excuse you motherfucker. i’ll have you know me and new kid were talking about how to solve “unsolvable” calculus problems. mathematicians these days are just fucking stupid that’s all
KKogane: .
KKogane: anyway my schedule:
KKogane: 1st Hr: web design (sem 1)
CAD (sem 2)
2nd Hr: pre-calc
3rd Hr: visual art
4th Hr: ELA 12
5th Hr: free period ;)
6th Hr: guitar (sem 1)
intro to film studies (sem 2)
BiSmoothie: WAIT MULLET GETS A FREE PERIOD??? WHAT THE FUCK????
KKogane: i dunno lance, maybe it just means i’m better than you, hmm?
BiSmoothie: ¡¡¡¡ESTO ES INJUSTO!!!! NO VOY A TOLERAR ESTE
PrincessOfEverything: Hi everyone!
PrincessOfEverything: Um…Lance, why don’t you take a breath alright? Deep breath, buddy
BiSmoothie: ¿POR QUÉ NO OBTENGO UNA HORA LIBRE? ¿POR QUÉ? ¡¡¡QUIERO UNA HORA LIBRE!!!
PrincessOfEverything: …Well alright then. My schedule!
PrincessOfEverything: 1st Hr: Honors ELA 12
2nd Hr: Pre-Calculus
3rd Hr: Photography (Sem 1)
Creative Writing (Sem 2)
4th Hr: Free Period
5th Hr: Choir
6th Hr: Acting and Interpretation (Sem 1)
Poetry (Sem 2)
BiSmoothie: TÚ NO ME ESTÁS JODIENDO
BiSmoothie: I CANNOT TAKE THIS WHY DO YALL GET FREE HOURS
KKogane: maybe?? it’s cuz??? we’re??? seniors???? and you’re???? not???
BiSmoothie: whatEVER i’m sad and i think i should take a bit to calm down. i’ll be chilling on instagram live becoz i’m popular there. the ladies and gents really swoon for my cuban looks ;)
PrincessOfEverything: See ya soon!
Gremlin: anyway after the whole lance freakout-
HunkyDorie: Poor boy. He just wants some free time.
Gremlin: my schedule
AP gov (Sem 1)
AP econ (Sem 2)
german 3A/3B
intro to film (Sem 1)
psychology (Sem 2)
AP Calc
AP lang and comp
forensic science
HunkyDorie: And here’s mine! :3
1st Hr: World History
2nd Hr: German 3A/3B
3rd Hr: Intro to Video Production (Sem 1)
Creative Writing (Sem 2)
4th Hr: AP Calculus
5th Hr: Honors ELA 11
6th Hr: Forensic Science
I share a lot of classes with the Pidgeon!!
Gremlin: it’s because i’m genius as fuck. so when i achieve world domination and become your overlord you better be nice to me or else i won’t spare you.
HunkyDorie: I’m always nice you silly bean! Being mean is too much work and makes people sad!
Gremlin is now chatting privately with IodineSodium
Gremlin: oh my fucking god he’s even more adorable now. ina please why is my heart beating so fast. wh at do i do
Gremlin: WAIT I KNOW NEVERMIND
Gremlin is now chatting privately with HunkyDorie
Gremlin: hey. new kid.
HunkyDorie: Are you always gonna call me New Kid? ;P
Gremlin: maybe if i decide to like you good enough. until then...deal with it ;)
Gremlin: anyway would you like to come over to my place after school? since mr carson is a fucking clown we can work on tonight’s homework together :3
HunkyDorie: I’d love to! But won’t I be a bother? Surely your parents don’t want some new kid in their house.
Gremlin: oh please, they’ll love u!!! you’re literally so wholesome i don’t see how they could dislike you. hell you should stay for DINNER!!! my mom is makes KILLER spaghetti. it’s the italian in her blood
HunkyDorie: Well…I dunno. I guess I could stay that long. Just a bit nervous yknow?
Gremlin: hey don’t worry! matt will be home too! and after we finish the work we can go chill on the couch and watch horrible movies!
HunkyDorie: Alright, I’ll text my mom, see if it’s okay!
~
Hunk: Hey mom! My friend Pidge wants to know if I can go back to her house with her to work on some HW and possibly stay for dinner. Is that okay?
Mom: Of course, sweetheart! It’s good that you’re feeling better and spending time with your new friends! Just text me when you want to be picked up. Or if they offer to drop you off, too. Use your manners!
Hunk: Yes mom I know!! XP
Mom: Have fun!
~
HunkyDorie is now chatting privately with Gremlin
HunkyDorie: She said it’s okay! And I can stay for dinner!
Gremlin: awesome! alright, come out to the front side of the school and cross the street to the parking lot on the other side of the street, you’ll see me standing on top of my mom’s car.
HunkyDorie: You’re WHAT?! Pidge that’s not safe! Get down from there or you’ll be hurt!
HunkyDorie: I’m outside now. PIDGE! Why didn’t you get down!!! Omg sometimes I wonder how you are still functioning…
== Trivia ==
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