Evil Care Bears

The Evil Care Bears are a godless group of magical beasts who watch children from the sky and fire magic from their blood-filled stomachs. They are marketed as the caring heroes of a kids' show, but they don't care at all.
Why (other than dumb marketers) are they called the Care Bears, then?
Well, they care about one thing. KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN. They are rivals of the Evil Teletubbies, and have recently created a TV show that is as unpopular as Teringtubbies.
Category:Bears
Category:Characters
Category:Fictional Characters
Category:Guys
Category:Guys who were thrown into the German Prison
Category:Evil