I am best chef

I put a can of soup in the microwave once. In the can. Cue chaos.
I also once was watching TV and the soup I was microwaving (it wasn't in the can this time) just exploded out of the bowl.
I set the forking toaster on fire once while making toast. Toast. Toasters are made to make toast (and more, of course).
I once made a huge mess while making cereal by knocking not only the milk onto the floor but also carrying the cereal bag upside-down.
Once, when I was about 9, I decided it was a good idea to put a bunch of marshmallows in a bowl and microwave them. Long story short, the bowl overflowed and the microwave was a sticky mess.
I microwaved a fly once because it was apparently in there when I put my food in. Crispy, burnt flies in your food are always fun.
Generally speaking, me and the microwave don't have a good relationship. I was warming up leftover potatoes once and they all just exploded.
I somehow failed at making instant noodles forking help me
There's probably more incidents but I don't feel like listing them right now