Krusty Reviews

Krusty Reviews is the second episode of The Narlene and Pomni Show. The episode shadow-dropped on January 2, 2024, and was written by SquidTron C. In this episode, Krusty the Clown rants on Caine's Digital Circus for being a rip-off of his circus so Pomni and Narlene has a plan to make Krusty enjoy their circus.
==Transcript==
(a shot of Krusty's Digital Circus appears)
2026 SpongeBob: Yeah!
Krusty: Well, my circus is always home to everyone!
(Caine's Digital Circus appears on TV)
Caine: Welcome to my Digital Circus! Better then Krusty's fucking one!
Krusty: WHAT?!
2026 SpongeBob: They ripped-off your circus.
Krusty: Yeah. I am going to rip them in half for that.
(meanwhile at Caine's Circus)
Caine: Well, my circus is home to everyone!
Krusty: Stop right there!
Caine: Oh no!
Krusty: I am going to sue your shit.
(Krusty sues Caine's circus!)
Caine: Oh no!
(Krusty uses his flamethrower)
Krusty: Circus must die!
Narrator: Oh dear! The circus is on fucking fire!
Krusty: Burn it all! Burn it all!
(everyone screams as the circus collapses)
Gangle: I am back AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Gangle notices that the circus is destroyed)
Zooble: WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPEND HERE?!
Caine: My circus got burned down by that idiot Krusty!
2026 SpongeBob: YES! THAT IS WHAT THAT STUPID CAINE DESERVES!
(the episode then switches to a shot of Krusty Burgers)
Krusty: We got the Digital Circus! YES! Caine's circus is now forbitten.
Daddy Pig: Hello!
(This is Daddy Pig, he was SpongeBob's roommate until he moved back with Mummy Pig)
Daddy Pig: Burgers! Burgers!
Krusty: Take Caine's tooth!
Daddy Pig: Thank you!
Patrick: Is this the Krusty Krab!
Krusty: NO!
Patrick: Awww!
(Pomni arrives at Krusty Burgers)
Pomni: One burger please since I am lost and sad.
Krusty: Just take one!
Pomni: Yeah!
(Pomni sees Caine)
Pomni: Is that Caine I see. Caine are you okay...
Caine: Go away.
Pomni: Wdym?
Caine: That Krusty destroyed my circus!
Pomni: That's so rude! KRUSTY YOU MEAN ONE! YOU NEED TO SEE A THERAPIST.
(the episode then cuts to SpongeBob's house)
SpongeBob: Why the fuck would he do that?
Pomni: He destroyed Caine's circus just because it was similar.
SpongeBob: I know a therapist named Narlene.
(SpongeBob, Caine, and Pomni take Krusty to Narlene's shack)
Krusty: Hi.
Narlene: I must fix you Krusty so you don't insult Caine's circus.
Krusty: NO!
(Narlene fixes Krusty)
Krusty: Sorry Caine about this.
Caine: Oh fuck yeah! I forgive you Krusty, Pomni, go fix Krusty's circus.
Pomni: Ok :(
(Pomni fixes Caine's circus but gets scared as the police appear at Narlene's shack)
Police: Krusty, you are under arrest for destruction of circuses!
Krusty: OH NO!
(The police take Krusty away)
Jax: The end.
==Characters==
*2026 SpongeBob
*Krusty the Clown
*Caine
*Gangle
*Zooble
*Daddy Pig
*Patrick Star
*Pomni
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Narlene
*The Police
*Jax
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