Bill Cipher Gets Divorced

Bill Cipher: Um, Hey Gravity Falls, what's wrong? Why are you so mad?
Ford: We are not Dipper, Mabel, and Bill Cipher anymore, and we are having a divorce, and you're gonna gets sent to Romania to see Buster Moon!
Bill Cipher: What? A divorce? Why?!
Stan: Because we got complaints from many people that many people are hating you!
Dipper: That's why we are not Gravity Falls and Bill Cipher anymore, and we are having a divorce!
Mabel: And if you ask me to be your illuminati again, it will definitely be no!
Ford: And if you're trying to apologize to me, well guess what?! It's too late! So, goodbye forever!
Bill Cipher: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Bill Cipher: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bill Cipher: No! No! No! I don't want to go to Romania to see my worst Romanian babysitter Buster Moon! This is the worst day ever!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN IN THE SKY LIKE A ROLLER COASTER! PLEASE BE SAFE WITH YOUR SEATBELTS, AND ENJOY THE RIDE! THANK YOU!