Mustard McGee's All Bagpipe Revue

Mustard McGee's All-Bagpipe Revue is the generally accepted name of the band that Phil Howell, Aiden Dunne, Liam Peacock and Mitchel Ford did not form after the second coming of The Shoulderblades had run its course. The never-acted-upon plan for the Bagpipe Revue was to continue the Shoulderblades' legacy of complete absurdity, and have Liam don a yellow suit in live performances, while the rest of the bands would wear kilts. Although Liam did briefly consider picking up a yellow suit in a secondhand shop in Sackville, and Aiden had worn a kilt before as a member of A Darker Shade Of Black, the entire plan seemed like too much effort to put into looking stupid, which they could have easily accomplished without putting on new clothes.
== Alternate titles ==
*Colonel Mustard's Bagpipe Revue
*Other similar permutations of those words
*Seriously, we don't remember