Lifetime (TV network) Schedule May 17, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S7 E4 - There's A Puma In The Kitchen 	The Buchmans find themselves playing host to a vicious kitten, as Jamie becomes addicted to noontime sex. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Judy Geeson, David Steinberg, Anne Ramsay, Rodney Van Johnson   [CC] [TV-PG DV]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S7 E4 - There's A Puma In The Kitchen 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Gone with a Whim" 	Sugarbaker's takes an unpleasant job to save the firm from bankruptcy. Starring: Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Judith Ivey, Alice Ghostley, Jan Hooks, Patrick Warburton   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Gone with a Whim" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	"A Little Romance" 	When Rose begins dating a midget, she tries to keep the relationship hidden from Blanche and Dorothy so she won't have to answer their inevitable questions. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	"A Little Romance" 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	"Ma'ternal Affairs" 	After confronting Sylvia about her affair, Fran sets out to save her parent's marriage. Joseph Bologna and Steve Lawrence guest star. Steve Lawrence guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Joseph Bologna, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Steve Lawrence, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	"Ma'ternal Affairs" 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	"In a Bed of Rose's" 	After Al, a man Rose has been dating, has a heart attack and dies in her bed, Rose discovers he has a wife who must be told about his death. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	"In a Bed of Rose's" 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	"Yetta's Letters" 	Maxwell battles an old rival for the rights to the story of Yetta's love life. Rachel Cohen guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor, Rachel Cohen   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	"Yetta's Letters" 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E16 - The Producers 	Niles enlists Fran in an effort to impress C.C. by producing a play. Ann Lambton and Casey Williams guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Casey Williams, Renee Taylor, Ann Lambton   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S6 E16 - The Producers 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"The Truth Will Out" 	The truth about Rose's late husband is finally revealed. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	"The Truth Will Out" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Water's Edge 	 	A novelist and his wife move to a small town and become involved in uncovering a web of corruption in their small town. They learn that mysterious murders implicate the sheriff and the mayor. Starring: Chandra West, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Daniel Baldwin, Nathan Fillion   [CC] [TV-14 LSV]
2:00 pm 		Water's Edge 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Breathing Lessons" 	Lu investigates whether the recent bitter divorce of a young girl's parents is contributing to her mysterious respiratory illness. Nurse Riggs teaches a co-worker a tough lesson about his wife's pregnancy. While helping two daughters of a woman with Huntington's disease face a life-wrenching decision, Andy must also deal with the repercussions of Lizzy's attempt to bring her father back home. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG DLS]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Breathing Lessons" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E4 - A Fine Family Feud 	Fran's plan for Maggie's Sweet Sixteen party uncovers an old family feud. Lainie Kazan and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Lainie Kazan, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG L]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E4 - A Fine Family Feud 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E5 - Val's Apartment 	Fran decides to get a place of her own. David Bowie, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, David L. Lander, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, David Bowie, Renee Taylor, David L. Lander, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E5 - Val's Apartment 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"All Bets Are Off" 	Dorothy risks it all when her gambling problem gets out of control. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"All Bets Are Off" 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 127 • Blanche Delivers 	Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, announces that she wants her mother to be with her when she goes into labor. Blanche wants to be there for her daughter, but is embarrassed that Rebecca became pregnant through artificial insemination. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Debra Engle   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 127 • Blanche Delivers 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Moonlight and Valentino 	 	Confronted with the sudden death of her husband, a young widow turns to her close-knit group of friends for solace, only to find that they suffer from their own insecurities. It takes the help of a free-spirited young housepainter to make these women realize who they really are. Starring: Jon Bon Jovi, Whoopi Goldberg, Elizabeth Perkins, Kathleen Turner, Gwyneth Paltrow   [CC] [TV-14 D]
7:00 pm 		Moonlight and Valentino 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		The Princess & the Marine	(N) 	Based on the true story of an American marine who meets and falls in love with a princess in Bahrain while he is stationed there. Aware of the political and religious repercussions, they race against time to escape to the United States, where they can marry. Starring: Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Anthony Azizi, Marisol Nichols, Navi Rawat, Keith Robinson, Dave Power, Luke Hari   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:00 pm 		The Princess & the Marine	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	Scared Straight 	Blanche comes to terms with her brother's homosexuality. Monty Markham guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Monte Markham   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	Scared Straight 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	"The Bloom Is Off the Rose" 	Rose's relationship has gone stale. Harold Gould guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	"The Bloom Is Off the Rose" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S5 E12 - One False Mole And You're Dead	Fran accidentally discovers the secret behind a movie star's famous beauty mark. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Joan Van Ark, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Wendy Schenker, Cindy Adams   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S5 E12 - One False Mole And You're Dead	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S5 E13 - Call Me Fran 	Fran traces her problems with Maxwell back to her relationship with her own father. Spaulding Gray guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Spalding Gray   [CC] [TV-PG L]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S5 E13 - Call Me Fran 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Old Spouses Never Die"	Mary Jo is brooding about her ex-husband's interference in her life, while Charlene distrusts her doctor's cavalier attitude toward the lump he found in her breast. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Julie Cobb, Richard Gilliland, Scott Bakula   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Old Spouses Never Die"	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Hearts and Minds" 	Under the watchful eye of their acting captain, the inspectors are on the hunt for three prisoners who are on the run after escaping custody and shooting a Federal Marshal. When Kate finds out that she is out of the running for Chief of Police, she finds herself struggling not only with her recovery, but also with the decision whether or not to return to work. Jinny says goodbye to Jack and gets some startling news about her brother's murder. Magda is relieved to find out she's not pregnant, but still torn about her affair with Jonah. Nate's attempt to talk to C.D. about the kiss they shared is cut short. Dean Cain guest stars. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm, Dean Cain   [CC] [TV-PG DLV] [SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Hearts and Minds"