Episode 1: Pilot 🥺

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Episode 1 of RHOS, essentially the pilot episode, dropped on February 4th in Arlo's House's general chat. RHOS began as an offshoot of KUWTF, Keeping Up With the Fraldariuses, the FE3H version of RHOS [that existed before it]. It's a very introductory episode, as first episodes and pilots are.
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== Synopsis ==
=== Act 1 ===
Episode 1 starts with KUWTF characters KUWTFing and then Sukuna decides to pull up going "nyaaa >_<". Suguru follows, screaming HEYYY 😜😜 into the null void of Arlo's House general chat. Satoru decides to pull up and ask Suguru if he "misses his backshots", to which Suguru responds with "only every day pooks". The two get judged by the KUWTF characters and then Nanami pulls up. Because Suguru is a pansy little bitch he begs Satoru to "pwotect me >W<", and Satoru accepts and says "my kitten.. i will protect you" in a medieval ass font. To follow, Toji's broke ass begs for money and tells chat he makes Megumi tap dance in the street for some doubloons. 
For extra random stuff, Luca's Tophia bot talks about a broken rose toy and Manuela from KUWTF gets engaged to her. Sylvain and Felix from KUWTF flirt a bit and Choso decides to pull up asking if Yuuji is alive. Manuela attempts to get backshots from Satoru when Suguru steps in going "HANDS OFF", and Satoru solidifies this point going "manuela ur name is not suguru geto...". Manuela and Suguru have a small back-and-forth argument until Dream shows up and Suguru attempts to use Curse Manipulation on him. 
Satoru brings out the Hollow Purple and Suguru just fucking squirts everywhere because of it. Gay fuck. Satoru responds to Suguru's ejaculation with "heh suguru i didnt know you were freaky like that heh....", to which Suguru implicitly pal-zones Satoru with "you did know pal don't lie to me". Satoru gets upset at this and starts going all emo and shit. The Lorax makes a guest appearance via a completely different Discord server and replies to Satoru's problems with "id never pal-zone you mi amor". Satoru and Suguru eventually make up and start flirting again. This cycle will repeat for the entire series. 
In between, Sukuna and Choso start beefing. Choso tells Sukuna to kill himself and insults his family, to which Choso sends a picture of him crying ugly as fuck. Suguru says "now personally i could never look this ugly crying" and Satoru tells him "ure so pretty when u cry heh.." and for some reason Suguru takes this as a compliment?? Anyways... Sylvain starts yapping about his STDs and says "they call me an experiment in the doctor's office cuz i have so many STDs". Meanwhile, Satoru asks Suguru out, who ecstatically accepts because "being a responsible father is exhausting i NEED backshots". Nanami appears and starts singing Bimbo Doll by Tila Tsoli, but that's really all he does this episode. Caspar and Felix from KUWTF beef a little bit but that's all. 
La Creatura appears. Choso starts beefing with Kenny, and Satoru tells Kenny they're gonna lose backshot privileges or smth. Sukuna tells Byleth to delete a picture of her and Dimitri starts beefing with him as well. Kenjaku proceeds to get banned from backshots for a week via Jin Itadori, and is devastated by this information and also proceeds to say.. whatever this is.. 
Jin and Kenjaku proceed to flirt a lot and meanwhile Choso and Felix have a teeny tiny back and forth, which evolves into Kenjaku admitting they neglect Choso because they don't fucking like him. Choso calls Kenjaku "Kamo Noritoshi" and Kenjaku is like "my name is mr backshot don't ever let me catch you disrespecting it again", which makes Jin rethink everything and question Kenjaku on if they're really Kaori. they proceeds to gaslight Jin because he doubts Kenny, and then Scorbunny shows up as CPS or smth. Not the last time CPS will be called by the way. Choso tells Scorbunny about his problems with "my dad abusive" and Scorbunny says "Womp womp". Choso drops a :furgersskull: and Scorbunny says "Damn bitch you cry ugly as shit no wonder your dads abusive 😂😂", which prompts Sukuna to start this friendship with Scorbunny. Tenshi Hinanawi also shows up and is also CPS, and ALSO doesn't give a shit that Kenjaku is an abusive parent. 
Yuuji appears and his first words are "MOM?!?!", how cute he's already a feminist. Choso drops the fattest family lore on Chewji, Hugi sees Kenneth von Jacket and Gymnasium yapping, and Kenjaku insults Choso's siblings. Also Suguru and Choso dap each other up.
=== Act 2 ===
After a short break, Act 2 of Episode 1 begins. It starts off with Jin and Kenjaku establishing their apparent alpha/kitten relationship, and Choso drops the craziest family lore on Yuuji [the fact that Kenny couldn't keep it in their pants]. Jin calls for Yuuji and Choso to call up Yuta Okkotsu, and SatoSugu start reminiscing about him. They also start flirting and having homosexual intercourse on screen, in which Suguru starts with "this one's for you babycakes 😘 *expands your domain*" and then Satoru says "i think im gonna cum... gaghhh...". Nasty. Kenny and Jin start arguing and stuff which leads to Suguru accidentally calling Satoru fat but he lets him know he'd still love him even if he was obese.
Sukuna starts beefing with Yuuji again and brings out ye olde Domain Expansion: Malevolent Daycare. Yuta tries to live up to his one true purpose in life: pretending to be Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride. Hiromi Higuruma pulls up and tells everyone they should bathe in their clothes, and later Kenjaku calls Jin a "son of a bitch" which causes Jin to start crying and screaming [and in turn Kenjaku quotes that Monster High video going "I... I hurt you..." and bangs his head against the wall]. Kenjaku sings "Why Didn't You Stop Me?" by Mitski whilst Satoru and Suguru flirt. Suguru sends a picture of himself with the caption "felt cute might delete later" and Satoru ejaculates. 
They start a Roblox face reveal story and when Suguru sends himself Kenjaku says "can i face claim i'm rcta". Satoru sends himself which prompts Suguru to start cumming creaming and nutting everywhere. Yuuji makes fun of Satoru's freaky blue eyes. Not important cuz everyone does. Everyone starts talking about Satoru and Suguru's family and Yuta gets back on track with the face reveals. His isn't very important so I'm leaving it out. Kenjaku replies to Yuta's face reveal with "my #1 opp", to which Jin replies "wife pipe doen 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️". Kenjaku says back "i wanna go down on your pipe". Yikes. Someone call animal control. 
Continuing the face reveals, Yuuji implies he does not have a cursed technique and Suguru honestly, genuinely starts tweaking tf out. He ends up slapping himself trying not to tweak and Satoru has to tell him to control himself bruh. Goofy ass. Megumi pulls up and says he "might have to summon mahoraga on these gay people" and Sukuna starts drooling thinking of Mahoraga. Yuuji and Suguru have very appropriate reactions to this info [they are flabbergasted beyond belief]. Yuuji and Sukuna start beefing again, which is probably the least surprising thing to come out of this episode.
Nanami is prompted to reveal his face, age, and cursed technique. He says this.
Suguru begins to tweak again because Toji pulls up and he doesn't know jujutsu so Suguru takes a fat whiff of the air and notices blud. Ruh rohhh! Toji tells Suguru he killed Satoru and Suguru Biden Blasts + attempts to doxx him. After this event, the Inventory Curse [Toji's worm] pulls up and calls Suguru mommy, who replies with "that title is not reserved for your mouth". Suguru and the Inventory Curse just start yapping and stuff and beefing until Nobara Kugisaki shows up and starts yapping about "pay attention pay attention", a reference to a recent TikTok meme. I sound like a boomer writing that jesus. Anyways. Suguru sets his sights on Toji and starts beefing with him again. Yuuji and Nobara's first interaction consists of "omg hi kugisaki we've GYAT to check out this sushi place bud", but they have no money so they go to Satoru to beg for money. Satoru says he's trying to spoil Suguru, Nobara says she might have the credit card number written down, and in response, Satoru notes that someone "bought 50 among us potions at 3am it was kinda crazy...."
Yuuji and Sukuna start beefing AGAIN and Nobara joins them, insulting the way Sukuna smells. Suguru chimes in with "satoru could never he smells lovely". They flirt a little bit and Nobara says "Please put me in an orphanage", to which Satoru replies with "toji will get you and force you to tapdance for money". The man in question starts looking for tap dancers, which prompts Suguru to mention he had to tap dance for some smackaroos and proceeds to hit the Irish jig, killing Satoru in the process with a "I'M SORRY THE DEMONS MADE ME HIT THE QUAN". As Satoru dies, Sukuna says "finally" followed by "now that ugly fuck is gone i can finally start going adter megumi and mahoraga" which prompts Suguru to start tweaking the fuck out and use Domain Expansion on him [and fails because Kenjaku just gets horny about Jin again]. The KUWTF characters start showing up again, and Manuela questions the RHOS cast if they got forced to go to a Dream concert, which causes Dream himself to show up. He asks if anyone there is a minor, and Megumi pulls out Mahoraga, Yuuji uses Black Flash, and Choso uses Piercing Blood to get rid of him. Oh and Yuta hit him with the love beam or whatever from JJK 0. 
Upon Dream showing up, Tophia tries to get with him [and it works because she's under 18]. This causes Hiromi Higuruma to pull up to the function on his way to arrest Dream for diddling kids, and pulls out his Domain Expansion, Deadly Sentencing, to do so. Dream offers to sing for everyone, and Nobara announces she's the only mf serving cunt here. [I can't forget "CURSED TECHNIQUE: COCKROACH INFESTATION", though. Refer to the Community Favorite Moments tab in the home page for context.] Megumi lives under a rock and has to ask what "serving cunt" means, and Suguru's gay ass needs to mention Satoru [he's not really wrong tho]. Kenjaku takes this opportunity to bust out the nurse cosplay. This causes literally everyone to tell them to kill themself or smth, except Jin's delusional and wants backshots.
Nobara asks where the green haired lesbians are at, and Maki pulls up to the function. They have a few exchanges and SatoSugu become insufferable sending edits of each other and saying "guys my boyfriend is soooo gorgoeuys heh" "my pookie wookie is so hot... heh". I hate them. Satoru responds to that with "thxxxx >_< i peed a lil" by the way. Sukuna sends an edit of himself with the caption "guys do you think mahoraga would let me hit be honest", and everyone hates it except Scorbunny, who is an avid supporter of Sukuna's Mahoragasexuality. "we all have our different tastes" girl I'm about to make sure you can't taste. Anyways. Nobara's fatass still wants sushi, so her and Yuuji beg Satoru for money. Satoru has to tell them not to go crazy because "someone ordered 150 burgers", and gives them the credit card, ending the episode.
== Character Introductions ==
The characters introduced in this episode were Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Ryomen Sukuna, Kenjaku, Choso, Yuuji Itadori, Yuta Okkotsu, Jin Itadori, Kento Nanami, Scorbunny, Tenshi Hinanawi, Maki Zen'in, Toji Fushiguro, Felix Hugo Fraldarius, Caspar von Bergliez, Manuela Casagranda, Sylvain José Gautier, Linhardt von Hevring, Byleth Eisner, and Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.
Category:Season 1