Caesar's True Death

It's a little known fact that Julius did not die from stab wounds by the Roman Senate, but, was poisoned. During a sumptuous banquet which Caesar and Brutus both attended on that fateful Ides of March, Brutus slipped some poisonous hemlock leaves into Julius' salad. (Thus making the world's first Caesar's salad.)
When Julius slumped over into his salad, Brutus feigned concern and asked, "My dear friend Julius, how many hemlock leaves have you eaten?" To which Julius gasped in reply:
"Ate two, Brute."
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