The History Of The Wu-Tang Clan (Documentary)

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An Documentary That Details The Wu-Tang Clan's Rise To Stardom And Mainstream Success It Was Also Said Their New Album Wu-Tang Clan Vs. The Suppression Squad With Help From The Freedom Fighters Was Method Man's Idea And The Wu-Tang Clan's 12th Studio Album Which Featured Members Of The Wu-Tang Clan And There Was An Bonus Jonathan Track Entitled "The Invasion Of Mobius By Suppression Squad Part 1" Which He Talks About The Battle Between The Freedom Fighters And The Suppression Squad Before Being Rudely Interrupted By Rosy More Than 6 Times During The Song In His Second Track "Guess Who's Back/Throw It Up Jonathan Addresses Rumors That He Is The JZA Jonathan Confirms That Is His Nickname Given To Him By Ol Dirty Bastard It Stands For Jonathan Zoom Amazing It Also Covers Solo Projects/Careers And Eventual Reunion Throw It Up Is Known As The Sonic CD Remix
Main Cast (Wu-Tang Clan Members)
RZA
Method Man
Jonathan Washington
Inspectah Deck
GZA
Masta Killa
Raekwon
U-God
Ghostface Killah
DJ Mathematics
Ol Dirty Bastard (1968-2004) (Somehow Ol Dirty Bastard Managed To Avoid Death By Drinking Healthy Juice Which Got Rid Of His Drugs In His System And He Retains His Wild And Outrageously Funny Lyrics)
Cappadonna (1992-Present)
Other Characters (Jonathan's Female Hedgehog Fangirls And Helpers)
Samantha The Hedgehog-Samantha Also Known As Just Sam For Short Is An Well Rounded Hedgehog Who Packs A Serious Punch With Her Devastating Attacks And Combos Everybody Knows That Samantha Is An Tough Hedgehog To Bring Down She Is Basically An Female Hedgehog That Can Fight
Celestia The Hedgehog-Celestia Is Trained Fighter She Is Skilled In All Aspects She Has An Moveset That Is Unmatched
Jazmine The Hedgehog-Jazmine Uses An Unique Moveset Which Couples With Powerful Combos And Punch And Kick Attacks
Darcy The Hedgehog-Darcy's Style Of Fighting Is Street Brawling Making Her Unique Because Of Her Moves And Combos That Can Harm Enemies
Cassie The Hedgehog-Cassie Is An Sweet And Kind Hedgehog At Heart But When The World Is In Danger She Teams Up With The Others To Stop Robotnik From Taking Over The World Her Moveset Is Pretty Impressive She Has Good Attacks But Devastating Combos As Well
Faith The Hedgehog-Practically One Of The Strongest Of Them All Faith Has Powerful Moves And Abilities That Make Her The Strongest Hedgehog
Melissa The Hedgehog-Melissa Is Incredibly Bright And Has Her Own Moveset That Makes Her Unique
Amahra The Hedgehog-The Fusion Of Tahra And Amy Rose She Reveals That She Is The Exact Same Height And Weight As Jonathan She Is Very Fast And Has Croissants That She Uses To Attack With
Carro The Hedgehog-The Most Trusted Hedgehog From Day 1
Anne The Hedgehog-The Most Tactical Hedgehog That Has Ever Existed
Annie The Hedgehog-Annie May Be The Best Driver She Makes Up For It With Her Brute Strength, Honesty And Intelligence
Venus The Hedgehog-Venus Is An Friendly Hedgehog Her Powers Make Her Very Special And Unique
Becky The Hedgehog-The Fastest Female Hedgehog Alive Literally Also She Can Use Her Ray Gun To Take Out Enemies As Well
Ami The Anthonic Hedgehog-Ami Possesses Powers That Make Her Invincible And Stronger Too
Ryo The Hedgehog-Ryo Was Born With Pure Unadultrated Speed And Powers Of Her Own
Marie The Hedgehog-Marie Can Solve Puzzles Which Makes The Group More Formidable And Efficient
Maria The Hedgehog-Maria Is All-Around Asset To The Group She Can Help The Team Out With Her Powers
Rinn The Hedgehog-Rinn Is An Black Female Hedgehog Who Is Friends With Jonathan
Hannah The Hedgehog-Hannah Is Quite Efficient With Her Abilities Hannah Is Superior With Her Gun
Aqua The Hedgehog-Aqua Has Water Powers That Grant Her Immortality Making Her Unbeatable
Loise The Hedgehog-Loise Is An Bright Orange Female Hedgehog With White Quills Who Wears An Pink Tanktop Which Shows Her Big Boobs As She Refers To Them As Tits Has An Right Hand Glove Which Covers Her Right Hand, Blue Jeans And Black Sandals Has An Ring On Her Left Hand Her Eyes Are Green She Is Very Valuable Because Of Her Ability To Help The Team Out In Battles She Also Wears An Hairband With An Heart On It Loise Seems To Enjoy Keep Jonathan Company During Battles She'll Do Everything In Her Power To Protect Him
Fabienne The Hedgehog-The Mysterious Female Hedgehog Who Has Traveled From Her Town Of Futurepolis To Visit Jonathan And His Gang And Aid Them In Battle Against Dr. Eggman And The Evil Empire She Wears An Tanktop, Blue Jeans And Sandals She Is Very Reliable And Is Very Close To Jonathan She Invites Them All To Move To Futurepolis Which Is A Futuristic City Jonathan Liked That Idea They Moved In With Fabienne
Heroic Tahra The Hedgehog-The Heroic Version Of Tahra The Hedgehog She Too Is From Futurepolis She Lives With Fabienne She Assists The Team In Fighting
Kyla The Hedgehog-She Is An Purple Female Hedgehog Who Fights Alongside Jonathan And Friends To Stop Eggman
No Name/Ashley The Hedgehog-No Name Is A Female Yellow Hedgehog Who Is Associated With Jonathan's Group She Uses Ashley The Hedgehog As Her Actual Name She Works Alongside The Group To Stop Eggman
Serenity The Hedgehog-Serenity Will Do Anything At Any Costs To Protect Jonathan She Sees Him As Her Own And Works With The Group To Stop Eggman And His Evil Empire From Taking Over The World
May The Hedgehog-She Is Basically Named After What An Certain Candy Bar That Jonathan Eats Which She Gave Him An Crunch Bar
Sinister The Hedgehog-She Is An Female Hedgehog Who Is Good Friends With Fabienne
Joy The Hedgehog-An Yellow Friendly Female Hedgehog Who Likes To Help Out
Classic Amy Rose-She Is An Resident Of Tropical Jungle Jonathan Encounters Her And She Lets Him Live In Her Underground Base
Kathleen The Hedgehog-Kathleen Is A Light Blue Hedgehog With Light Blue/Red Quills On Her Spiked Hair She Has Purple Lips Kathleen Is Jonathan's Second Cousin Which Is Confirmed She Fused With Molly The Hedgehog To Make Katholly The Hedgehog An Fusion Of Kathleen The Hedgehog And  Molly The Hedgehog
Molly The Hedgehog-Molly Is An Yellow Female Hedgehog Whose Hair Is Curled Up Wears An Purple Tanktop With Purple Pants With Purple Armband On Her Left Hand And Her Inhibitor Rings On Both Hands She Fuses With Kathleen The Hedgehog To Make Katholly The Hedgehog The Powerful Fusion
Tahra The Hedgehog-Regal's Former Cousin As It Turns Out She Was Actually Jonathan's Cousin Which Tahra Had An Shock Jonathan Couldn't Believe His Fortune Tahra Is Actually Jonathan's Cousin Tahra Joins The Female Hedgehog Force To Stand Up To All Evil Including Lord Nazo She Fuses With Amy Rose To Make Amahra The Hedgehog Amahra Is An Sweet And Kind Innocent Female Hedgehog With Purple Bangs And Some Of Amy's Pink And Armored Bra To Top It Off She Finds Jonathan As Her Soul mate Which Is Confirmed
Joanna The Hedgehog-The Mysterious Female Light Blue Hedgehog With Light Blue/Red Quills On Her Spiked Hair She Also Has Purple Lips Like Kathleen But Her Abilities Are Far Greater Than Both Lord Nazo, Dark Amy And  Eggman Combined And Decides To Join The Group As Well
Sarah The Hedgehog-An Friendly Hedgehog Who Joins The Team Also Has An Older Sister Named Nicole The Hedgehog
Nicole The Hedgehog-She Is Sarah The Hedgehog's Older Sister And Best Friend She Joins The Group As Well
==Scene 1: Early Years And Formation (1993-2000 Note: Jonathan Left In 97)==
Narrator: Before They Became The World Famous Wu-Tang Clan The Members Were Part Of Their Respective Groups Jonathan However Was On An Group That Featured Female Hedgehogs And Mina Mongoose That Was How He Got Discovered By Ol Dirty Bastard, RZA And GZA His Rapping Talents Were Unmatched He Was Destined To Become An Star And Actually Was The Only Breakout Star Of The Group Aside From Method Man Himself Jonathan Released An Album In 1994 Called: Fleetway's Sonic The Comic Which Would Go On To Be Successful Along With His Other Albums He Followed That Up With An Critically Successful Album In 1995 Entitled Jonathan: Diary Of The Wu-Tang Which Sold 20,000 Copies Peaked At #1 On The Billboard Charts In All Countries Which RZA Helped Produced And Said Of Jonathan " I Didn't Think He Would Bust Out In 94 With Fleetway's Sonic The Comic" Which At The Time Was Praised For Jonathan's Use Of Creativity Ol Dirty Bastard Said "I Don't Know How That Happened But Jonathan's Got Something" Jonathan Released An Very Very Critically Acclaimed Record In 1996 Entitled Wu-Tang: Enter The Shaolin Temple Method Man Was Speechless His Protege (Jonathan) Is Becoming An Star And Sure Enough Jonathan Actually Collaborated With His Childhood Friend Amy Rose For His Breakthrough 1997 Album The Darkness Returns Which Was Highly Successful With His Other Three Albums Which Were Gold Certified And Even 4x Platnium And Won The Best Album Award In 1993,1994,1995,1996 And 1997 His Debut Album In 1993 Called Jonathan: I Am Wu-Tang Which Was Met With Critical Acclaim And Was Certfied Gold And Won The Best Album Award In 1993 An 1st Of Many For Jonathan In 1995 Jonathan Married Lisa Simpson And She Converted The Studio Into House/Recording Studio Wu Tang Clan Did Release Their First Album Wu-Tang: Enter The 36 Chambers In 1993 And Wu-Tang Forever In 1997 Which Was Jonathan's Last Time With The Group But Jonathan Did Release The Darkness Returns In 1997 Method Man Did Release An Tribute Album For Jonathan In 1997 Called Jonathan: The Greatest Hits 93-97 Which Contains Jonathan's Tracks From 1993,1994,1995,1996 And 1997 Jonathan Would Make An Guest Appearance In Method Man's 1997 Album Tical 2000: Judgement Day On The Track Dangerous Ground Along With Former Clanmates U-God And Raekwon He Has Helped Revived Sonic X-Treme In 1997 With The Help Of Chris Senn Who Suggested To Him Add Wu-Tang Clan To The Music Department One Of The Tracks For The Game "Speed Up" Was Performed By Method Man/Jonathan And Produced By RZA And Jun Senoue But Sadly Sonic Wasn't Available For The Game's Release Jonathan Takes Over As Sega's Mascot And Sega Thinks Jonathan Will Sell More Games, Comics/Movies And Boy Did He Ever They Renamed The Game Jonathan X-Treme Which Featured An 3D Render Version Of Jonathan And Tiara Boobowski Instantly Recognized Jonathan From Wu-Tang The Plot Was Jonathan Was Speeding Along The Level And Robotnik Is Getting The Rings Of Order Jonathan Instantly Speeded Off After Him Unexpectedly Jonathan Goes Super And Charged After Robotnik And Slaughters Him Tiara Would Later Appear In The 3D Archie/Fleetway/Wu-Tang Movie The Wu-Tang Fleetway/Archie Saga: The Birth Of Fleetway Super Amy Ol Dirty Bastard/Method Man/RZA Produced The Soundtrack For The Movie Ol Dirty Put 13 Jonathan Tracks On There One Of Them Was Going Psycho Featuring Method Man, U-God And Ghostface Killah The Music Video Contains Jonathan Calming Down An Enraged Fleetway Super Amy With His Rapping Skills She Giggled And Flirts With Jonathan To Which U-God And Ghostface Looked Away In Disgust While Method Keeps Watching  Until He Raps There's Also An Big Mishap Which Turned The Wu-Tang Clan Into Hedgehogs Which Ace The Hedgehog (Female) Was Laughing Specifically At Method Man The Hedgehog And Method Blamed Eggman For This Ol Dirty Bastard Didn't Mind Being An Hedgehog Which He Obviously Stated This Is Part Of The Movie Which Is Confirmed Ironically Even Though Method Was An Hedgehog He Retained His Actual Rapping And Normal Voice Along With Others Ace Who Has Listened To Jonathan's Albums Commented On Jonathan's Raw Rapping Abilitiy Ken Penders Who Looked At Both Jonathan And Wu-Tang Clan And That Gave Ken The Title "The Wu-Tang Clan Meets Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog" Comic Series Released In 1993 Each Of The Members Didn't Appear Until An Specific Issue Starting With Jonathan His First Actual Appearance Was Issue #1: Enter The Wu-Tang Which Tells The Story Of Jonathan Training In The Dojo In The Dark When Suddenly The Suppression Squad Invaded The Dojo Kidnapped Master Xin And Ran Off Jonathan Then Chased Them Down But Luckily Amy Rose Appeared And Offered Her Assistance But They Got Away Amy Would Train In The Dojo With Jonathan Method's Appearance Was Issue # 193: How The Other Half Lives In Which Method Infiltrated U-God And Others Didn't Appear Until In Issues 194,195,196,197,198,199 Jonathan Appeared In Issues 200,201,202,203,204,205 He Also Appeared In Issues 22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30 And 30 Years Later Where Method Is 40 Jonathan Is 23 Years Old
Jonathan-Sisters With Attitude (1992-1993) (Jonathan Became An Member Of The Wu-Tang Clan In 1993 Who Would Subsequently Release His Critically Acclaimed Debut Album Jonathan: I Am Wu-Tang He Also Starred In A Fleetway Commercial Advertising Sonic The Comic In 1993 Ironically He Offered To Have The Wu-Tang Clan Do The Soundtrack For Sonic CD Sega Was Giddy With Excitement They Knew The Wu-Tang Clan Would Provide Rap To Sonic CD Additionally Both Jonathan And Method Man Appeared In All Issues Of Fleetway's Sonic The Comic And Sonic The Comic Online Jonathan's First Official STCO Appearance Was In Issue #1: Jonathan Gets An Girlfriend Which Ironically Had An Jonathan Story "Jonathan And Amy Rose: Boyfriend And Girlfriend" Method's Actual STC Appearance Was In Issue #7: Super Sonic In Which He Plays The Cop Chief Bodger Jonathan Once Again Appeared In Sonic The Comic Issue #100: Sonic And Amy: Lost Cause In An Bonus Jonathan Story "Enter The 36 Chambers: Wu-Tang" Which Was Used To Promote Wu-Tang Clan's Jonathan Fleetway Was Close To Being Shut Down In 2002 That Is Until Fleetway Amy Came Up With An New Concept Which Was Putting The Wu-Tang Stories In Story 2 Of Each Issue Of Sonic The Comic  Which Got Fleetway Renewed One Of The Most Memorable Stories Was Story 2: The Wu-Tang Chronicles Note: Jonathan Had Help From His Female Hedgehog Supporters
Method Man-Sisters With Attitude (1992-1993) (It Was Never Revealed Exactly Why Method Was On The Group To Begin With Method Was Also Discovered) Wu Tang-Clan (1993-Present)
RZA-Gravediggaz (1994-1995) Wu-Tang Clan (1995-Present)
Ol Dirty Bastard- Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
Cappadonna-Sunz Of Men (1991-1993) Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
Raekwon- Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
DJ Mathematics- Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
Inspectah Deck- Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present) Deck Was Largely Responsible For The Emergence Of Jonathan Deck Says When I Heard Jonathan Spit Rhymes In His 1993 Album Jonathan: I Am Wu-Tang I Was Like Whoa He's Spitting Fire And Rhymes Inspectah Appeared On Jonathan's 1996 Album Wu-Tang: Enter The Shaolin Temple On Track #1: Battle And War Which Was One Of Many Jonathan's Smash Hits Which Probably Got Jonathan Into The Conversation Of The Best Young And Upcoming Rap Phenoms Deck Says The Female Hedgehog Supporters Helped Him Throughout His Career He Did Have An Huge Impact On Jonathan
U-God- Sunz Of Men (1991-1993) Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
Masta Killa- Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
Ghostface Killah- Wu-Tang Clan (1993-Present)
*At The Recording Studio In 1993*
Jonathan: *Writes His Lyrics Then Steps Up To The Mic* Yo You Can't Touch My Fire I Spit Fire Like Balboa I Have Dope Rhymes Like Meth Tical I Snap Yo Neck In Half Like Chin-Check You Can't Stop The Verbal Assault Coming From My Mouth You Aren't Ready For This I Will Destroy You In 11 Seconds You Can't Stop Me You Never Could Don't Bother I'm Too Good For Ya So Stop Claiming You're Hardcore You're Nothing But An Fag And Wack Ass Rapper Wannabe Word *Steps Off The Mic*
*Jonathan's Debut Album Jonathan: I Am Wu-Tang Is Released*
*Jonathan Sends The Wu-Tang Clan And His Material To Sega For Sonic CD It Is Used*
*An Fleetway Commercial Featuring The Wu-Tang Clan's Jonathan Is Aired*
Jonathan: Yo Guys *Holds The Comic In His Hand* This Is Sonic The Comic Fleetway's New Comic Featuring Characters And Villains Including The Infamous Super Sonic Hurry Get Your Copy Today For Just 1.00 Fortnight While Supplies Last You'll Also Get An Wu-Tang Clan Pin-Up Poster If You Get Your Copy Don't Delay Get Yours Today!!!!! *Gives Thumbs Up For Approval*
This Has Been An Wu-Tang Approved Commercial
*Commercial Ends*
Jonathan: I Hope They Buy It
*An Bunch Of Screaming Female Hedgehog Fangirls Are Outside The Recording Studio*
Jonathan: Holy Shit *Walks Outside* They Did Buy It
Samantha The Hedgehog: OMG!!!! Can I Have Your Autograph
Tahra The Hedgehog: *Giggles* Me Too
Jonathan: *Smiles* Sure!!!!
*Jonathan Signs The Female Hedgehog Fangirls Autographs*
Nicole The Hedgehog: Woohoo Over Here Mr. Wu-Tang *Giggles*
Jonathan: *Blushes Signs Nicole's Autograph*
Tahra The Hedgehog: We Can Help With Your Albums Even Your Last Album For 1997
Jonathan: Great
Nicole The Hedgehog: I'm An Extremely Talented Producer Better Than RZA
Jonathan: I Agree
*Jonathan's Album Won Best Album Of The Year Of 1993*
Jonathan: Hell Yes
Nicole The Hedgehog: Yeah
==Scene 2: 1994: Jonathan's Unexpected Succesful Album==
*In The Recording Studio*
*After Jonathan Did His Verse And The Female Hedgehogs Did Their Verses*
Nicole The Hedgehog: Okay We Just Need An Album Name
Jonathan: Fleetway's Sonic The Comic
Nicole The Hedgehog: Perfect
Samantha The Hedgehog: Agreed
*Jonathan's Second Album Fleetway's Sonic The Comic Is Released And Is Gold Certified And Goes 4x Platnium And Won The Best Rap Album Of The Year Of 1994*
Jonathan: Wow
Samantha The Hedgehog: Yay
Jonathan: I Drank The Potion To Make Myself 19 Forever
Samantha The Hedgehog: *Giggles* Good Thinking
==Scene 3: 1995: Jonathan's Very Successful Album==
*In The Recording Studio*
Jonathan: Jonathan: Diary Of Wu-Tang Will Be The Title
Nicole The Hedgehog: *Giggles* Good Choice
*After Jonathan's Verses Are Done*
*Jonathan's Third Album Jonathan: Diary Of Wu-Tang Is Released And Is Certified Gold And Went 4x Platnium And Won The Best Rap Album Of The Year Of 1995*
Jonathan: Awesome I'm Living Up To The Hype
Nicole The Hedgehog: I Know
*Lisa's Wedding Is On*
*At The Wedding*
Hugh Parkfield: Let's Go Back To England And Never See Your Parents Again
Lisa Simpson: They Might Be Idiotic But I Still Love Them The Wedding Is Off *Runs Off Crying In Anger And Sorrow*
Hugh Parkfield: My Friends The Wedding Is Off
*They Gasp*
*In The Woods*
Lisa Simpson: *Cries* *Sees Something* Ooh What's This *Picks It Up* This Is Jonathan's Third Album Jonathan: Diary Of Wu-Tang *Listens To It* *Giggles* I'll Buy It!!!! *Hops Through The TV*
Jonathan: Whoa!!!! Lisa How'd You?
Lisa Simpson: *Giggles* I Saw Your Album Do You Want To Marry Me?
Jonathan: Oh Sure This Recording Studio Needs To Be Converted Into An House And Recording Studio
Lisa Simpson: *Giggles* No Problem
*They Get Married And Lisa With Help From The Female Hedgehogs Converted The House Into House And Recording Studio*
==Scene 5: 1996: The Acclaimed Album==
*After Jonathan Did His Verse Inspectah Deck Comes In*
Inspectah Deck: Yo Can I Get In On The Album
Jonathan: Sure I There's 8 Tracks That Have You On There
Inspectah Deck: That's What's Up 8 Tracks Finally I Get Some Respect Around These Parts
*Inspectah Deck Does His Verse And Leaves The Studio*
Jonathan: Okay Now I Just Need To Release It
*Jonathan's 4th Album Wu-Tang: Enter The Shaolin Temple Is Released It Went Triple Gold, Platnium Selling 20,000 Copies And Won The Best Rap Album Of 1996*
Jonathan: Yes It's Going Good
*Doorbell Rings*
Jonathan: *Answers It* Hello?
Fleetway Amy Rose: *Crying* How Could You Steal Our Name And Pass It Off As Your Album Name It's Copyright Infringement
Jonathan: Err I Asked For Permission First
Fleetway Amy Rose: Bullshit You Stole It Without Our Permission
Lisa Simpson: I'll Handle This *Angry* THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!! HE DID ASK FOR PERMISSION TO USE IT!!!!
Fleetway Amy Rose: Oh Just Checking Hey!!!!! Method Man Stole Our Material
Jonathan: Um He Needed Them
Fleetway Amy Rose: Bullshit He Stole Them
Jonathan: Oh God Here We Go Again With This Fucking Bullshit Actually He Used His Own Material
Fleetway Amy Rose: Oh I See Oops *Giggles* I Was Overreacting
Jonathan: Yep *Laughs*
==Scene 6: 1997: Jonathan's Last Album==