Transcript: Horrid Henry and the Red Roof Gang

[Henry and Fang snore]
[on the speakers] Secret Club is the best, [Henry gasps and opens the window] Secret Club rules the nest! S-E-C-R-E-T Club! Shh it's a secret no need to shout! Secret is what it's all about! Secret Club, what do we do?
Horrid Henry: Right. That's it. [takes his radio and goes downstairs]
[on the speakers] Shh it's a secret, not telling you! Nunga Nunga Nunga Nin, Without the password, you can't come in! Only for girls, we don't like boys!
Fang: Yeah yeah yeah.
[on the speakers] Unless you've got some really good toys...
Mum: Henry, whatever is going on?
[on the speakers] Secret Club is the best, Secret Club rules the nest! S-E-C-R-E-T Club!
Horrid Henry: Take this, Secret Club! [turns on the radio]
[on the radio] Purple Hand Gang beats the rest! P-U-R-P-L-E Hand Gang!
Moody Margaret: Oh! I'll get you, Henry!
[Scene cuts to Ashton Primary School]
Horrid Henry: [burps] Oops. Pog me for being so rude.
[Bert, Graham, and Ralph laugh]
Greedy Graham: [burps] It was not me.
Horrid Henry: Cool!
Beefy Bert: [burps] I dunno!
[Graham and Henry laugh]
Rude Ralph: [burps for a lengthy period of time; the staff and students stare at him, then giggles] It was my food.
[Graham, Henry and Bert laugh]
Miss Oddbod: Henry.
Horrid Henry: Yes, Miss Oddbod?
Miss Oddbod: Detention, Henry.
Horrid Henry: But Miss Oddbod...
Miss Oddbod: No buts, Henry. Detention, now.
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[Title card shows]
[The scene cuts to the playground where Margaret was talking to Susan, Al bouncing his football and Ralph sitting on the climbing frame watching him]
Moody Margaret: So I said to her, “If you don’t go there now, then you’re never gonna go there.”
Sour Susan: Yeah, never gonna go there.
Moody Margaret: And then she said to me, “I’m never gonna go there ever, so I suppose that means I’m never gonna go there.
Sour Susan: Yeah, never gonna go there.
Moody Margaret: And I said, “Yeah.”
Sour Susan: Yeah.
[Al stops bouncing his ball then joins Ralph on the climbing frame]
Aerboic Al: So, let me get this straight, Ralph. You burped, Henry got the detention?
Rude Ralph: Yep, that’s just about what happened.
Aerboic Al: Cool! Well, not so cool for Henry, but cool. Heard it was the longest burp ever. 
Rude Ralph: Yeah, it was! No idea where it came from.
Aerboic Al: Thought your game was farting, not burping.
Rude Ralph: Yeah, so did I.
Aerboic Al: Maybe you’re good at both.
Rude Ralph: Yeah, maybe I am. I still feel bad for Henry though.
Aerboic Al: Yeah, I can see that [he jumps off the climbing frame and picks up his ball] Well, gotta go and practise a few more flip flap flops before the bell.
Rude Ralph: Don’t you mean flip flaps?
Aerboic Al: Nope, I mean flip flap flops.
[Al leaves with his ball]
Moody Margaret: So then I said… Er, back in a minute.
Sour Susan: Yeah, back in a minute. You what, Margaret?
[Margaret joins Ralph on the climbing frame)
Moody Margaret: That should have been your detention, Ralph.
Rude Ralph: Yeah, I know. I feel bad about it.
Moody Margaret: You feel bad about that?
Rude Ralph: Yeah, I should have been said something to Miss Oddbod but it happened so quickly.
Margaret: Yeah. Cos then Henry wouldn’t have got all the glory.
Ralph: What do you mean?
Margaret: Well, think about it, Ralph. It’s always about Henry, isn’t it? It’s always about Henry who gets the attention. Henry who gets the detention. Henry who gets the… Oh you know what I’m talking about.
Ralph: No, I’m not sure I do.
Margaret: Look, Ralph, have you ever thought what life would be like if you were in charge?
Ralph: In charge of what?
Margaret: In charge of your life, of course.
Ralph: Oh. No, I suppose I haven’t.
Margaret: Haven’t what?
Ralph: Haven’t ever thought what life would be like if I was in charge of it. Isn’t that what you said?
Margaret: Just checking. Well, now you can be.
Ralph: Can be what?
Margaret: Oh! In charge of your life, of course!
Ralph: OK, cool! How do I do that then?
Graham: Hi, Henry!
[Henry high-fives Graham, Bert and Andrew who followed him along to the climbing frame where Margaret jumps off]
Margaret (to Ralph): See me later to find out. 
[She passes the boys and walks back to Susan]
Margaret: So where was I?
Susan: Yeah, where was I?
Margaret: Well, if you don’t know then I don’t know, do it?
Susan: I don’t know do I?
Margaret: Oh!
[Henry jumps onto the climbing frame next to Ralph with Bert watching them]
Henry: Hey, Ralph.
Ralph: Hey, Henry, how was detention?
Henry: Oh, you know, the usual, not bad, not good, just detention.
Ralph: I…
Henry: It’s ok, Ralph. I can deal with detention.
Ralph: Oh.
Henry; what did old bogey brain want?
Ralph: Oh, nothing really.
Henry: That figures.
[Henry jumps off and along with Bert, Graham, and Andrew passing Margaret and Susan as she blows a raspberry]
Henry: Purple Hand Gang Rules!
Andrew and Graham: Purple Hand Gang Rules!
Bert: I dunno.
[Ralph just sits on the climbing frame feeling depressed until the scene moves to after school with all the pupils and Ralph leaving the grounds]
Henry: Hey, Ralph , wait up!
[Ralph continues walking on not hearing Henry]
Margaret: You’re not the only show in town, you know.
Henry: What was that all about?
Bert: I dunno.
[The scene cuts to Margaret sitting on her throne in her treehouse holding a snotbag when she hears a knock on the door]
Margaret: Enter!
[The door opens revealing Ralph]
Margaret: Hello, Ralph. Ready to take control of your life?
Ralph: Reckon I am.
[Margaret has a cheeky smile on her face. The next morning shows Henry and Fang are asleep in bed until they are awoken by a song coming from Margaret’s treehouse then go to his window]
Margaret: (over the speakers) Purple Hand Gang ain’t the best They’re no better than the rest P-U-R-P-L-E ha! what that? 
(Henry opens his windows)
Margaret: Purple Hand Gang is the worst 
Henry: Wonder what’s going on?
Margaret: Secret Club, they got here first 
Fang: yeah, yeah, yeah!
Margaret: Who says that the Purple Hand Rules? They are just a bunch of fools. I thought this would be a good red.
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