Enter the Cheatrix/Quotes

==Professor Frink==
===Held hostage by Donkey Kong===
*Glayvin! His paws are so simian!
*Why can't you be an orangutan with their grips so gentle?
===During the battle with Donkey Kong===
* Lisa, only you can defeat the monkey!
* The monkey is too far away, defeat his minions and he will return!
* As Einstein once said, 'If you want to defeat a giant ape, first defeat his minions'.
*Unhand me, you pongid monster!
*Little girl, punch and kick the giant ape!
:Lisa: Professor Frink! Are you home? We need to talk to you!
:Bart: Yeah, we're sellin' band candy!
:Lisa: No, we need to tell him the truth.
:Bart: I am. I gotta move this stuff. Alien Invasion, or not.
==Lisa Simpson==
===In certain parts of the level===
*Oh, those poor old video game characters!
*It's that ape and it's lost its natural habitat!!
*Did you know shafts are fifty six degrees in summer and winter?!
*I hope I get time to do my homework!
*(When entering the Blood Room) Ugh! It's all carnal and unnecessary!
*(In the Blood Room) I find this blood all so primitive!
*(In the Blood Room) Where does all this blood come from?
*This factory needs a muck raker!
*(When entering the Marketing Room) Ah, the marketing room! Where Madison Avenue elites shill to the masses! Disgusting.
*(In the Marketing Room) Marketing people pollute the public sphere!
*(In the Marketing Room) Ooohhh, marketing. so many broken promises!
*I've got you, page!
*(Gasp) Professor Frink, Wait up!
*(When fighting Donkey Kong) Where are my red overalls when I need them?
*(When fighting Donkey Kong) We're coming Professor! Don't lose hope!
===Fighting enemies - Madden football players===
*Nerds rule! Jocks drool!
*Somebody call Adbusters!
*Oh, I didn't know Game Engine characters could attack!
*Gee whiz, football players are a bunch of louts!
*Your communications degree is a joke!
*Well, I don't think they're coming over to talk books!
*George Will is right - football is too bureaucratic!
*You have worst AI than a Frogger log!
*(When Bart attacks Madden football players) Look! Look! That's my brother!
*(When Bart attacks Madden football players) Don't worry, Bart. I won't tell Mom.
*Good thing you're wearing a helmet!
*Kiss the gridiron!
*Sorry, guys, it was nothing personal!
*Sorry, you're being cut in training champ!
===Fighting enemies - Street Fighters===
*Should spend a little more time in the dojo!
*Your video game kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style!
*You're not being very Zen!
*All brawn and no brains!
*Meditate on this!
*Who is your sensei? Miss PacMan?
*Knock the polygons off of them!
*(When Bart attacks Street Fighters) Don't worry, Bart. I won't tell Mom.
*Wow. That was some good exercise!
*I cleaned up like a hoover!
*I only beat you up for the greater good!
*NAMASTE!!!!
*Om mani padme hum!
*Buddha power!
*(When Bart attacks Street Fighters) Look! Look! That's my brother!
*I'm gonna yoga your face in!
*(In the Blood Room) I find this blood all so primitive!
*Well, I don't think they're coming over to talk books!
==Bart Simpson==
===In certain parts of the level===
*I'm like Spider-Man in a Batman costume!
*I hope I get to meet Zelda. Zelda!
*To think, some nerd built all of this.
*I got to remember to steal a bunch of stuff here.
*With all this equipment, you'd think games would be better.
*Think happy thoughts, Frink! The super team is on the way!
*Don't let the ape scare you, Professor!
*We're coming, Frinky!
*It's either a really hairy guy or it's that ape!
*(When entering the Blood Room) Yes! The Blood Room!
*(in the Blood Room) You know who would love this room? A vampire.
*(in the Blood Room) You know, when the British say "bloody", it's an abbreviation for "by her honor".
*(In the Blood Room) I love blood but this is a lot of blood.
*Whatever you do, don't trip.
*(When entering the Marketing Room) The sexiest department in all of videogames - marketing!
*(In the Marketing Room) Marketing guys are why videogame magazines are so terrible!
*(In the Marketing Room) Why do marketing people always show cutscenes in commercials?
*(In the Marketing Room) Maybe marketing money should go to making better games!
*(When fighting Donkey Kong) I hope there's a princess up there, and not just stupid Frink.
*(When fighting Donkey Kong) Oh, I'm going to have to jump barrels, I know it!
===Fighting enemies - Madden football players===
*I hear your tight end is a wide receiver.
*Why would a football player want to tackle someone?!
*Back on the line, line-backer!
*Here's an offensive tackle!
*Play action fake; in the pocket. Touchdown!
*Someone get me a better AI.
*Hey it's the guys from Madden!
*You're no Lynn Swann!
*I'll Joe Theismann you!
*It's cool! They're only 5 times bigger than us!!
*Tell Madden I'm coming for him!
*Say hello to Bart Starr!
*That helmet won't save you!
*(When Lisa attacks Madden football players) Look everybody, that's my sister!
*(When Lisa attacks Madden football players) Wow, Lis, this impressive.
*You've been rendered!
===Fighting enemies - Street Fighters===
*Attack, attack, ATTACK!!
*This ends here...
*Fight power!
*Hadouken!!
*Game over! Not for me, for you!
*(When Lisa attacks Street Fighters) Look everybody, that's my sister!
*Oh boy, I hope my health bar's ready for this!
*Come back when you have better AI
*Insert another coin to play again!
*(When Lisa attacks Street Fighters) I'm proud we came out of the same mom, Lis!
*(When Lisa attacks Street Fighters) Knock the bits out of 'em, Lis!
*I am so tearing your spine out!
*I will beat you Shaolin style!
*Your pixels are mine!
==Sonic the Hedgehog==
*I used to be so...fast.
*Ow, I can't spin anymore, my back!
*I forget why I hate Eggman so much...
*That Shadow version of me, nicest guy in the world...misunderstood...
*Even I remember that the 90s were so great...
==Koopa Troopa==
*Did you ever meet Bowser? Terrible guy.
*My shell is too tight!
*I wish someone would stomp me, then kick me.
==Mario==
*I am the best-a! I am not the best-a...
*I look forward to be the brace of the dead-a...
*I have not seen a mushroom for so long...
==Madden Football Player==
*I hate not playing football!
*Football's about commitment!
*This is for you, coach!
*C'mon football guys!
*Tackle 'em!
*Call the doctor, I'll kill him too!
*It's time-show...I mean showtime!
*I got evil skills, yo!
*I got levels, man! I majored in business!
*When you come to the playground - expect to be murdered!
*I wanna smash a skull!
*There are no winners, only survivors!
*De-fence! De-fence!
*Look I'm covered in tape!
*Go hard or go home!
*Woof woof woof woof woof!!
*My brain is full...OF RAAAGE!!
*When you mess with the best, something BAD happens! Or something!
*C'mon! Let's win one for the Gipper!
*Sigma Chi!
*I'm a bad man!
*I've been gunning my delts all day!
*Football is my life, y'all!
*Not in my house!
*BLITZ!!
*4! 8! 15! 16! 23! 42! Hike!!
==Street Fighter==
*Fighting is the father and success is the son!
*A punch is a bowl full of rice to a starving man!
*Admire my punching!
*Attack is my only way of communication!
*All your Simpsons are belong to us!
*Fighting is poetry and poetry is bad!
*My master is a tiger with a people head!
*I wish it might get worse than this!
*I wish Bison were here to see this!
*Fighting time will commence!
*I am not a pacifist like Dalsim.
*A punch is the hand's kick!
*A battle of thousand miles begin with a single punch!
*I will bring respect to the EA corporation.
*A-bom-shabai!
*Prepare for the Thousand Hand Slap!
*You disrespect your ancestors?!
*"Finish Him"? Okay, I will!
*I am the cold stream that carves the rock!
*In the next world, the weak beome as fish and are beer-battered!
*I have trained you for a million years. And for none!
==EA Marketing Executive==
*Never eat food!
*The concept for utopia is indistinguishable from its reality.
*Pump in to 110% percent of the max!
*You can do anything...but you won't.
*Take intensity to the extreme!
*Be sure to purchase lots of sports crap!
*Time to get our game on!
*Let's do this thing!
*Take extremity to the beyond! EXTREME!
*Create your own reality!
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