UndeniablyUnbeatableQuality

William Marches's element is Ununquadium. His chumhandle is undeniablyUnbeatableQuality , and he types in #283A90, AND THAT'S NOT ALL. NOT ONLY DOES HE SPEAK IN ALL CAPS, BUT PESTER NOW AND HE'LL ALSO SELL YOU HIGH QUALITY GOODS.
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===Appearance===
Workin on it
===Interests===
You are a PITCHMAN FANBOY. Pretty much everything you own was AS SEEN ON TV, and you are proud of every purchase, because one day you will be as great as those PURVEYORS OF GOODS. For the time being, you're really more of a DOUCHE, and prefer to entertain yourself by CONNING RUBES. From rickrolls, to computer viruses, you are a master of the BAIT AND SWITCH. In person, you've managed to overhype some of the more useless items you've ordered from the tv to get things of ACTUAL WORTH from people. Your personal heroes are all PITCHMEN, and you've decided to emulate THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL, even if he's a great sales man and you're more of a con-man.
===Background===
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===Modus===
As Seen On TV Modus. Items in the modus need to be properly pitched in order to be retrieved, and that's not all. Other items can be thrown into the deal with a minimum of work, but wait, there's more. If items are advertised as a limited time offer, the modus launches said items at a high speed. That's right, you get a modus, mass retrieval, and easy weaponization, all for the low low price of some of your time.
===Strife===
Bullhornkind
===Relationships===
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