Brewstewfilms

Tyler Rudolph (born: ),BrewStewFilms on Twitter: "Hey thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. In other news, being 30 sucks ass.", September 18, 2020 better known online as brewstewfilms, is an American YouTuber, comedian, and animator. He is best known for his animations where he talks about his real life experiences. He has a main cast of characters and tells stories that have happened from 1995 to the present day. 
==History==
There are 3 different Brewstew eras. You have young Tyler (1995 - 2003), older Tyler (2004 - 2012), and Present Tyler (2013 - present). The primary cast for Tyler's childhood stories consists of: Tyler, Michael, David, Stephen, Tommy, Kenny (Tyler's father), Tyler's mother, Michael's stepdad and Cousin David. The primary cast of Tyler's adult stories consists of: Tyler, Brewer, Tyler's Ex, Brewer's Girlfriend, Cody, Cousin David and Stephen. T 
The primary cast of Tyler's present stories consists of: Tyler, Brewer, Tyler's Wife, Brewer's Girlfriend, Cousin David and Tyler's children. He’s also known for his iconic “Alright” at the beginning of every video and his very vulgar nature. 
==Quotes==
*Alright.
*Aw sick!
*Be careful where you step, it's slippery! There’s blood all over the place!
*I wouldn't recommend being poor, I've been poor most of my life.
*I've wiped my ass with so many different substances! From not having proper toilet paper, I could write a book on it!
*There you go, now you have to dodge this big-ass bowling ball rock while people are trying to kick you in the forehead! This sounds fun!
*Hey, what are you guys, the Hell's Angels? That sounds pretty gay. We're the Panda Bearz!
*Michael, nobody's gonna race you with your stupid ass Charlie Chaplin bike!
*Dude! What kind of weird circus shit is your Mom into?!
* Aw sick what the fuck?!
*Micheal's over there, crying like he was shot by a fucking rifle.
*I hate you uncle Rick, i hate you. I'm glad your brother died in Vietnam.
*"I'm laying there in bed, like, Duuuh, well, my Uncle Rick shit himself in order to get out of Vietnam, maybe I can shit myself to get out of going to school!"
*”Aw sick why does it smell like a dog shit in a bag of Fritos in here?”
*"You're getting 10 across the ass!"
*"Holy hell, take some Xanax, you psychopath!"
*"Ooohhhh, I don't like this shit one bit!"
*"Dolphin Dick!"
*"Well, I guess I'll go fuck myself then."
*"Um, hello everybody. I work at a car dealership in Ohio. Anybody want my autograph?"
*"I don't know how cars work!"
*"I don't know, but I can see those kids balls right now, and I sure don't like it!"
*”Who’s the dumb idiot that’s about to blow up a car engine?”
*"Honey, dinner's done! I made your favorite: cigarettes and Xanax!"
*”Now I was there for this, and I can assure that the turd in my pants was massive.”
*“If it was poop city before, it was poop universe in my pants.”
*“Last time I was here, I got my second DUI and I went to jail for 30 days, sure I had a hooker in my car so that sure as shit didn’t help!”
*"No wonder you don't have an H in your name, Jon! You probably sold it for crack!"
*"fucktard Jesus!"
*"Third gear? Who the fuck needs third gear?"
*"Turn signals? Who the fuck needs turn signals? I'll just yell out of my window, if I have to!"
*"What, after he was done wiping his ass with it? This thing is all jacked up, it's got more scratches in it, then a fucking lottery ticket."
*"Okay everybody, today we're talking about the panis. I know some of you are gonna be giggling every time I say it, but panis is just a word. P-A-N-I-S. PANIS."
*"Oh God! A yellowish discharge from the panis! Who the hell wants that in their life?"
*"Well, there I am, completely stuck in the tube listening to R2D2 have loud sex with a garbage disposal"
*"Sometimes your brain's just stupid, I guess. I don't know. What do I look like? A doctor?"
*"You guys need to protect your nuts! You hear me?! You guys field more ground balls with your crotch than you do with your goddamn glove!"
*"Hey, pitcher! The hospital just called! Your grandma just broke her hip, trying to wipe her ass! She's in critical condition!"
*"And now I'm gonna feel your balls and it's gonna get really weird. Turn and cough, please."
*"Oh, Jesus Christ, did you carve the turkey or did you try to fuck it?!"
*"Your grandma's not dead, she doesn't die, she's like the Terminator of all grandmas."
*"What the hell is this shit god dammit! what do you got Narcolepsy or some shit?"
*"Since he had a such a stupid block car, his mom sold him into c###d s####ry in Nigeria"
*"he's passed out on the floor, holding the paint roller like a teddy bear. I look back, and Michael's sister just leans over and kisses me"
*"Haha, dude my grandma died!"
*"Fucked up six different ways to Sunday"
*"You probably just fucked my clutch up 8 different ways! Don't you know how cars work?!"
*"Can you let us in? Before we start boiling our shoes and eating them?"
*"Dear Mom and Dad, it's been at least four days, since I felt the joy of a turd leaving my anus. I believe I may be a wizard of some sort. We've already called Guinness World Records, they said they weren't interested. I'm in constant fear, that the slightest cough or sneeze might suddenly awaken an avalanche of shit, and kill the entire camp ground. Hope all is well, your son. The shit wizard."
*"Holy hell! What the hell happened here?! Looks like six grown men took a shit in here! Ah, for Christ's sake, somebody give me a shovel! So I can chop this thing up, so it'll flush!"
*"It was seven pounds, four ounces, and twenty two inches long!"
*"Oh boy, is that my new best friend out there? Oh man, I don't know if I want to lick it, or if I want to fuck it first."
*"Nobody rubbed my belly this morning, so I tore up this stuffed animal, and then I humped whatever was left of it."
*"If you fucking fart too loud, I'm gonna fail you on this test, and I'm gonna tase you in the face."
*"Let thy turds go downeth the hole!"
*"Hell, if you fucking farted too loud, that cat would Freddy Krueger your ass six ways to Sunday!"
*"And how about the time you ate a whole tube of toothpaste and all your farts smelled like spearmint for like a week."
*"Ah God damn it! Would somebody just fuck that cat and get it over with?"
*"Snorlax has onset type 2 diabetes!"
*"Hey wait a minute, why does this Clefairy smell like cat piss?"
*"Football and beer, football and beer."
*"Holy hell, why does your computer sound like fucking R2D2 having a stroke?"
*"Is it the Russians? Are the Russians attacking?"
*"Why does it sound like he's trying to speak Portuguese?"
*"Uh, kid, this is the fucking bathroom, can you not talk to me while I have my dick in my hand."
*"Oh, what the fuck, Linus?! You can't have jelly beans for Thanksgiving dinner! Good grief, I should fucking strangle your ass with that dirty-ass blanket of yours!"
*"WELL, FUCK YOU MR. FEENY! I'M NOT GOING TO DENTENTION, HOW ABOUT THAT?!"
*"Oh my god, there's so much blood!"
*"What?"
*"If you talk shit about Scooby-Doo one more time, I'm gonna blow your goddamn brains out!"
*"Jesus! JFK would've fucking seen the Moon landing if your ass was shooting at him!"
*"Oh my God! They killed Michael!"
*"God damn it, what is this, Pakistan? I can't even shit in my own house?!"
*"My teammates were so good, I could've shot my rifle backwards and we still would've won."
*"I got to fuckin.. build a bobsleigh with my dad's best friend in a McDonald's parking lot. So I can fuckin' race Marv from Home Alone."
*"All right, I want you to raise your left leg, touch your pinkie to your nose, and name all four of the Golden Girls!"
*"It's Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and the super fucking old one!"
*"Uhm, Betty White, fucking Edith... Bunker, maybe?"
*"Dawson's Creek? Who the fuck is Dawson's Creek?"
*"Nine hundred? What are you? A fucking humming bird?"
*"Eat, you have to eat to live!"
*"Uh, your dog was just licking a dead rat like an ice cream cone. You got any last words you wanna say to her?"
==Channel milestones==
===Subscriber milestones===
===Video view milestones ===
*100 million views: September 2018
*200 million views: June 8, 2019
*300 million views: February 7, 2020
*400 million views: August 13, 2020
*500 million views: December 29, 2020
*600 million views: June 3, 2021
*700 million views: November 16, 2021
==Trivia==
*Tyler claims to own the Holographic Charizard Pokémon card.
*The reason as to why the channel is named Brewstew is because it's named after Tyler's friend group: the Brewcrew. The friend group was named after Brewer who is considered to be the "patriarch" of the group.
*It's revealed in his million subscriber special that he lost contact with Michael.
==References==
Category:Animation YouTubers
Category:American YouTubers
Category:Users who joined in 2013
Category:One million subscribers
Category:Two million subscribers
Category:Three million subscribers
Category:One billion views