Accused II: Electric Boogaloo

Accused II: Electric Boogaloo is the eleventh episode of SBFW Campsite, and the first episode of season two. 
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with a truck pulling up to the main lodge; the truck has SBCA, Crazy, Purps, Bot, Vanessa, and Travis in it)
'''
Travis: Remind me again why we’re back to this summer hellhole?
'''
SBCA: Travis I already told you that we need older gentlemen to monitor the kids. Wow there’s about a hundred better ways I could have said that.
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Travis: You think?
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Crazy: OMG GUYS WE'RE HERE!!
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Bot: Why are you so happy? This place is literally hell.
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Crazy: No guys see I have a plan this summer. It’s actually really simple. See I set up a business in my cabin this summer, and start buying out all the other cabins.
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Purps: I don’t think you can do that-
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Crazy: Purps shut up your IQ isn’t very high. Anyways I even made my own currency: Hooplabucks!
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Purps: Hey man just remember to keep yourself in check this year.
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Crazy: Fine.
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Vanessa: Wait before the fade out I need a line-
'''
(Fade out, then fade in to a bus with a whole bunch of new campers arriving, and some old campers as well)
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Para: Ah yes, it’s so great to be back.
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Dan: I completely agree. 
'''
(Travis and Bot walk up to the bus as people step out)
'''
Travis: Greetings campers new and old. Myself and Bot will be showing you guys to your cabins. You all get to live in your own cabin so long as you follow the rules and don’t get kicked out of the camp permanently.
'''
(Bot whispers something into Travis’ ear)
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Travis: I’ve just gotten word you’ll have to share the cabin with somebody. It’s okay though, you’ll get to have a roomie! Except you Dan. Except you.
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Dan: Hell yeah!
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Travis: Anyways, let me and Bot escort you to your cabins.
'''
Blomer: YOU SUCK!
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Bot: What the f**k did you just say to me you little p**sy b**ch get the f**k out of my f**king camp you actual f**king disgraceful piece of sh*t human being. F****ts like you make me want to f**king hang myself from a chandelier. 
'''
(Blomer steps back onto the bus crying)
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Travis: BOT! You can’t just scare away our new campers like that!
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Bot: I don’t see why that’s an issue. He talked back. An example needed to be made.
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Joey: *nervously* Excuse me Bot but that seemed a little harsh.
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Bot: *INHALES*
'''
(Fade out and fade in to a flashback where we see CrazySponge in his cabin on a phone call with a currently unknown person)
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CrazySponge: No, NO! You take it back! 
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Person: No. 
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CrazySponge: LE GASP! 
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Person: You’re the one who started insulting my camp, so why are you trying to get me to take back calling your camp shit?
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CrazySponge: Because it’s my camp!
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Person: From what I know it isn’t even your camp.
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CrazySponge: It feels like it!
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Person: Whatever. Just stop calling this number.
'''
(Fade out of flashback and fade in to Travis and Bot showing the last camper to their cabin)
'''
Bot: This is your stop Einstein. Say, didn’t you used to come to this camp?
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Einstein: A while ago yes. But now I’m back and I’m ready to have some fun!
'''
(Einstein’s suitcase tips over and spills all over the dirt road, revealing a Donald Trump body pillow)
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Bot: Not even going to ask. 
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Einstein: Please don’t.
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Travis: Filthy Trump supporter. We should make him support Bernie Sanders. 
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Bot: Okay. 
'''
(While walking down the road Bot and Travis bump into Matchy)
'''
Travis: You’re still allowed here classturbator? I thought after getting the camp shut down last year you would have been kicked out.
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Matchy: For the last time Travis, I didn’t cause us to get shut down for a month. And I just so happen to be a counselor here, so you can shut it.
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Travis: Wooooooie, looks like the classturbator is pissy today!
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Matchy: Shut the hell up Travis.
'''
(Matchy storms off)
'''
Bot: You could be a little easier to the kid you know?
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Travis: Bot you’re in no position to talk considering that stunt you pulled earlier.
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Bot: Fine. Hey do you have a cigarette? I need to blow off some steam.
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Travis: You know I don't smoke.
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Bot: Yeah, and I haven’t been divorced twice. 
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Travis: Fine. 
'''
(Fade back into a flashback where CrazySponge and the person he was yelling at earlier meet in person)
'''
CrazySponge: Why is it so dark?
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Person: Because it’s night.
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CrazySponge: o. So who are you anyways?
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Person: Name’s Chad.
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CrazySponge: That’s a stupid name. 
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Chad: SHUT UP! ACTUALLY!! ON JAH!!
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CrazySponge: Dude you even act like such a Chad too it’s actually insane.
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Chad: MY FULL NAME IS CHADWICK!! NOW WILL YOU STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NAME?
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CrazySponge: Well I could but if I was born with the name “Chad” I wouldn’t be too happy either.
'''
(Chad tackles CrazySponge)
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Chad: Why are you being such an ass?
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CrazySponge: Because it’s not my fault your camp sucks and my camp is far superior.
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Chad: DUDE YOUR CAMP ISN’T SUPERIOR! 
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CrazySponge: Mhm. Sure. 
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Chad: Ughhhhhhh, you’re so difficult. 
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CrazySponge: That’s what she said-
'''
(Cut back to the present day at the first camp meal)
'''
Vanessa: HEY EVERYONE!
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Polar: I exist!
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Vanessa: Wait what?
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Polar: Yes, I decided to come back to camp.
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Vanessa: Okay then. Who’s ready to sing CAMP SONGS?
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NotJoe: Stop dressing like a whore you’re at a family friendly camp for kids!
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Vanessa: The first song is called “Everybody Start Beating the Crap Out of NotJoe”. Every time we sing, we beat the crap out of NotJoe!
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Einstein: I like the sound of that!
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Purps: Huh, I don’t remember this song. Oh well.
'''
(Cut to Jasbre having a meeting with Bot and SBCA)
'''
Jasbre: So you guys know why you’re here right?
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Bot: To discuss being legally able to dress code Vanessa?
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Jasbre: What? No! That’s another meeting. 
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Bot: Good.
'''
SBCA: Excuse me what?
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Jasbre: We’re here to discuss the camp budget. After we got shut down last year the budget took a serious hit. 
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Bot: Cool.
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SBCA: What do you propose we do about the budget oh gracious leader?
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Jasbre: Well technically you’re the leader, I’m just the owner. 
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SBCA: Nice. Speaking of I need to tell you someth-
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Jasbre: Not now SBCA. So about the budget. I think we should use most of it for food and games and the rest for essentials like toilet paper.
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Bot: The nearest Walmart has so much toilet paper I don’t think we’ll ever need to worry about running out. 
'''
(Fade into a flashback with Matchy yelling at Crazy)
Matchy: YOU DID WHAT?!
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Crazy: I simply told him that his camp sucks and ours is better. 
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Matchy: CRAZY YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
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Crazy: Why not? 
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Matchy: Dude.
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Crazy: Dude. 
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Matchy: CRAZY HE CAN GET US SHUT DOWN!
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Crazy: Pfffff no he can’t.
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Matchy: YES HE CAN! HE CAN LEGALLY GET US SHUT DOWN!
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Crazy: I still don’t see the issue here.
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Matchy: Okay. Fine. Whatever. You want to get us shut down? Cool. Thanks a lot Crazy.
'''
Crazy: You know I kind of think it’s your fault.
'''
(A shot outside the cabin reveals Dan overhearing that while walking to his cabin. Cut back to inside the cabin)
'''
Crazy: You didn’t even attempt to stop me.
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Matchy: BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE YOU WEE GOING WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE “GOING OUT!”
'''
Crazy: Cool.
'''
(Cut back to the present, we see Forest in his cabin trying to sleep)
'''
Forest: Ah yes, so nice to be back. 
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Einstein: What up roomie??
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Forest: I hate my life.
'''
(Forest pulls his pillow over his head and pretends to sleep; cut to Dan’s cabin)
'''
Dan: Ah yes, solitude.
'''
(The door opens and NotJoe enters)
'''
Dan: No no no no no, what are you doing here?
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NotJoe: I complained to Purps because my roommate Pluto was making wayyyy too much noise. So, he relocated me here.
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Dan: Can you remind me to add Purps to my hit list?
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NotJoe: You have a hit list? Cool! So do I!
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Dan: Please just leave me the hell alone. 
'''
(Fade back to a flashback where Dan calls a meeting with Purps, SBCA, and Bot)
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Purps: What’s this about Dan?
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Dan: Guys I overheard Matchy and Crazy arguing.
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Bot: Huh? Those two never argue!
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Dan: Yeah, well I overheard Crazy say that Matchy’s going to get us shut down!
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SBCA: How so?
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Dan: Pretty sure it has sometime to do with his inward hatred for us.
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Purps: I really don’t believe he has any-
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Dan: Purps, no offense but we all do.
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Purps: Okay fair. So what do you propose we do?
'''
(Outside, a bright light is visible as a fancy car pulls up to the main lodge)
'''
Dan: Oh great, now what?
'''
(Chad and a woman step out)
'''
Bot: Who the hell are those guys?
'''
(The woman pounds on the door)
'''
SBCA: *goes to open the door* this can’t be good.
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Woman: Greetings SBFW Campsite executives. My name is Sasha Fandom, and I’m here representing the Association of Northern American Lean-Tos, or A.N.A.L for short. 
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Purps: Wow that’s an unfortunate acronym.
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Sasha: Excuse me?
'''
Purps: Never mind.
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Sasha: Anyways, we received a complaint that an anonymous camper was harassing this gentleman here, Chadwick Chadwick.
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Dan: I’m sorry, your first name is the same as your last name?
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Chad: Yeah. Do you have an issue with that?
'''
Dan: No.
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Chad: Good. This user kept continuing to harass me even after I repeatedly asked him to stop. 
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SBCA: What was the camper’s name?
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Chad: He didn’t say.
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Bot: Do you think it may have been “FireMatch”?
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Chad: Yeah sure, let’s go with that. 
'''
Bot: Dammit.
'''
Sasha: Anyways, you guys are getting shut down for the rest of this year. You’ll have a chance next year, but if you fail to prove you can handle running a camp, you’ll be forced to merge with Chad’s camp, Camp Chad.
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Purps: Chad you’re very creative.
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Chad: I know.
'''
Sasha: Okay. I want every camper gone by tomorrow morning. Goodbye!
'''
(Cut to lunchtime in the present day)
'''
Crazy: Hey Matchy, pass the ketchup?
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Dan: Crazy you don’t have to accept anything from the dude who got our camp shut down last year.
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Crazy: o
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Matchy: Alright, I’VE HAD IT! Hey Crazy, why don’t you tell them what ACTUALLY HAPPENED that night?
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Travis: What the hell are you talking about Matchy? Just pass him the damn ketchup.
'''
Matchy: No! Crazy do you want to tell them or should I?
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Crazy: You know what, I’ll tell them. It’s been killing me for so long and I don’t know why I acted that way.
'''
Purps: Crazy what are you talking about?
'''
Para: Crazy?
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Crazy: ..Matchy didn’t get the camp shut down last year. I did.
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NotJoe: Big whoop, can I go back to eating?
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Vanessa: Shut up NotJoe.
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NotJoe: Well fine.
'''
(NotJoe puts a fry in his mouth and starts choking)
'''
Crazy: I acted irrationally and told another camp owner that our camp was better, and then it escalated from there.
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Purps: Crazy why would you do that? You know the rules that A.N.A.L has in practice!
'''
NotJoe: *coughs a fry across the dining hall* HAHA YOU SAID ANAL!
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Vanessa: I SAID SHUT UP NOTJOE!
'''
(NotJoe flips off Vanessa and eats another fry, which he begins to choke on)
'''
Crazy: I’m sorry guys, but I really hope you can forgive me?
'''
[New Leaf by Meat Puppets begins to play]
'''
CrazySponge: Anybody?
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Dan: GET HIM!
'''
(Everybody starts rioting except NotJoe who’s starting to turn blue)
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Purps: All this time we accused Matchy of getting us shut down and it was YOU?!
'''
(Purps throws a chair at Crazy)
'''
SBCA: GUYS CALM DOWN!
'''
(Joey is about to punch Einstein in the face)
'''
Joey: Fine.
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Einstein: Wait why were you going to punch me?
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Joey: I don’t like you.
'''
Einstein: Fair enough. 
'''
SBCA: The solution here is very simple. Crazy, you’re being suspended for two weeks.
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Crazy: I deserve it. I feel horrible guys. Hey, is anybody going to help NotJoe?
'''
(NotJoe literally isn’t breathing, so Crazy kicks him in the chest and the fry flies out)
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NotJoe: Huh? Crazy? Thanks for saving my life but I’m still disgusted by your actions. 
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Vanessa: I’d be more grateful if he saved my life, NotJoe.
'''
(Cut to Crazy solemnly sitting on a chair by the bus stop as the bus pulls up; Jasbre walks up to him)
'''
Jasbre: Hey man
'''
(Crazy ducks under the chair in a defensive position)
'''
Jasbre: Not here to fight or even yell at you. I forgive you.
'''
Crazy: Huh?
'''
Jasbre: You heard me, I forgive you.
'''
Crazy: You’re kidding right?
'''
Jasbre: Not at all. I don’t blame you for lashing out at Chad, he’s a dick and his camp isn’t very good. Just when you come back, please don’t piss him off anymore, okay?
'''
Crazy: Yeah, I definitely learned my lesson this time.
'''
Jasbre: Good.
'''
[Music fades out]
'''
Jasbre: Good luck, and don’t do anything stupid while you’re gone, okay?
'''
Crazy: Okay. 
(The episode ends as the bus arrives and Crazy steps on)
== Trivia ==
* This was the season two premier episode
* This episode aired nearly two years after the series originally began, and almost exactly one year after the last episode
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