Duck Guy

"I'm the best one." -Duck Guy professing the truth.
The Duck Guy is one of the three main guys from the cult internet series The Comments Section with Brett Cooper.
== Appearance ==
Duck Guy is a green duck with a yellow beak. He is currently wearing a brown suit he bought from Goodwill. On Saturdays, he wears a full disco outfit to go to the club including the afro.
== Forged Documents/Ties with the Epsteins ==
Duck Guy is in charge of forging several documents to convince people online that the things leading to Jeffery Epsteins arrest were completely fabricated by the U.S. embassy. He also forges tax documents and legal documents, specifically within the OJ Simpson trial and the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza trial in 1987. He has also admitted on live television that the documents he has forged has led to many deaths by playing it off as a silly rumor. 
== AIDS Diagnosis ==
As a young duck, he was diagnosed with HIV/AIDS. This has greatly impacted his lifestyle.
== Quotes ==
* "Well, looks like I've got bird AIDS."
* "Tell them about the tournament"
* "Attention freaks. It's me."
== Trivia ==
* He used to have an infection in his anal cavity, but he got rid of it by going to a Mexican taco stand/surgery clinic
* He considers himself to be the best one.
* He won a tournament, which he refuses to elaborate on.
** Turns out it was just a $3 Fortnite tournament held in a local crackhouse.
* He's going bald due to his use of perscription hair loss pills.
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