THE PORGE

THE PORGE is a demonic holiday where people are allowed to murder each other for 69 minutes during August the 13th. Every weapon is allowed to kill people, (don't worry everything is reset afterwards). 
It only happens in Germany, Soviet Russia and Teletubby Land. The people who do it are ahholes. The PORGE is said to not be real by United States of UnAmerica American's. 
there are some rules for the purge: 
*if your on premises after the PORGE ends, you DIE 
*If you are noob, you DIE 
*If you die, YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
*You can't try to kill important people 
The only thing that's not bad about THE PORGE is that you can murder that idiot at your workplace. 
The first PORGE was created by the Nazis obviously. 
).