Distortedd Presents: Major League Baseball x Distortedd (Fanfiction)

Distortedd: *Giggles* Well Hello There Readers I'm Zariha Santana Better Known As Distortedd This Is One Of My Favorite Projects I've Ever Worked On With The Collaboration Of Major League Baseball Known As MLB The Best Part About This Collaboration Is That I Can Leave The MLB Players Unaffected By The Distortedd Swirly Logo The Story Is Very Unique In An Way Because It Uses Some Of Major League Baseball's Biggest Stars Such As Rhys Hoskins, Aaron Nola, Bryce Harper And J.T Realmuto From The Philadelphia Phillies Shohei Ohtani, Mike Trout, Jared Walsh, Anthony Rendon And Justin Upton Of The Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim Jonathan Washington, Aaron Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, Luke Voit, Gerrit Cole, Gary Sanchez, Anthony Rizzo And Joey Gallo Of The New York Yankees In This Big Extravaganza The Story I Came Up With Involves The Invasion Of The Distorted On Earth The MLB Stars Meet The Distorted Halfway Carrying Their Big Bats With Javier Baez, Pete Alonso, Brandon Nimmo, Michael Conforto And Jacob DeGrom Of The New York Mets While Buster Posey, Kris Bryant, Brandon Crawford, Kevin Gausman And Anthony DeSclafani Represent The San Francisco Giants I Like To Make Things Exciting 
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Jonathan Washington-Jonathan Whose Nicknames Include J-Wash, J.J, 5-Tool Extraordinaire And The Orange County Comet (Mainly Cause Of Jonathan's Propensity To Hit Bombs It's Also An Obvious Pun Of The Millville Comet) Is An Well Respected Designated Hitter The MLB Teams Were Playing Their Season Games Until An Large Strange Portal Opened Up In The Sky Jonathan Says What The Hell Is That? To Which Max Muncy Says I Think That's An Portal As The Distorted Characters Descend Down Upon Earth Albert Pujols Had The Look Of Disgust As He Says Man Look At These Weirdos And To Think I Looked Just Like Them Distortedd Laughed And Said Oh Albert I Corrected Your 1961 Card Design Giving You Your Modern Look Distorted Principal Celestia Gave Pujols The Stare And Said You're Talking Crap Aren't You Pujols Albert Pujols Says Man Why Didn't Jonathan Bash Your Head Off Principal Celestia Laughed Uncontrollably And Said I Imagined That Scenario Jonathan Says Those Look Like Abominations If You Ask Me Jonathan Laughed At Distorted Principal Celestia's Expense Which Made Distorted Principal Celestia Very Upset As She Stormed Towards Jonathan Asking Why Isn't He Distorted Jonathan Says You Obviously Don't Know Me Very Well Because I Was Born On Earth Not In Some Wacky Weirdo Inspired Distorted World Where I Would've Had An One Large Swirly Distorted Eye Like Yours Which Is Why You're Seeing Me With Two Eyes Distorted Principal Celestia Looked Around And Said I Can Clearly See Why That Is Since Your Card Depicted You With Two Eyes Distorted Principal Celestia Giggled And Said Actually My Distorted Eye Color Is The Same As My Normal Counterpart Jonathan Then Sees An The Distorted One Eyed Version Of Distortedd In The Mirror Jonathan Laughed And Said That Is Weird Distortedd You Are Also Distorted Distortedd Chuckled And Said Am I? Jonathan Sees Himself Distorted Jonathan Says Yo What The Hell? Why Me? Aaron Judge Said Hey Why In God's Name Do I Look Funny Ryan Braun Said Oh Great Jonathan Is Bashing My Spineless Head Like An Baseball 
Aaron Judge-The Yankees Power Hitting Right Fielder Packs An Punch And It Was Also Judge Who Constructed The MLB All Stars Roster In Which Jonathan Played 3rd Base While Buster Posey Is The Catcher Before The Game Begins Jonathan Is Seen Taking Batting Practice Hitting Long Balls Into The Seats Of Dodger Stadium Until One Of The Baseballs Hit An Mysterious Sign As Jonathan Began To See Distorted Versions Of The Equestria Girls Characters Under His Black Sunglasses Jonathan Says Oh Hell No Not These Abominations Again It's Bad Enough That I Saw Distorted Version Of Distortedd But These Guys What The Hell? And Jonathan Encounters Distortedd As Jonathan Began To Chuckle And Said Yeah I Can See The Pattern Here There Is Distorted Characters Resembling Their Original Counterparts With An Psychedelic Distorted Twist Jonathan Joked That The Reason He Isn't Distorted Is Probably Because It Wouldn't Sit Well With Himself Not To Mention He Would've Gone Ballistic