Love Fest

an adventure staring Firebreathing Kittens Nesgrax, Aaron and Olive.
Description: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Nesgrax, Aaron, and Olive find a baby in a basket. 
Setting: Matooine and Matooine Temple 
Characters: 
* Reiko
* Shoko/Kane
* Sakura Valentine
* Whiskey
* Kira Fowler
* Punnett
* Crystal Leblanc 
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Plot summary: Aaron finds a baby in a basket. Nesgrax comforts it and, picking it up, finds a name tag that says Whiskey and to return if found to the Matooine festival. The Matooine festival is famous for being a time when you can, among other things, pray to the statues of two gods that are in a temple and they will either bless or curse your relationship. The party starts traveling and encounters Punnet, who had met Aaron and Olive in the adventure Self Maid Man. Punnet hires them to escort her to the festival safely, since they're all heading there. Aaron starts to ask Punnet to care for the baby but Olive reminds him that Punnet is a theater safety officer who lets people die often, and says Nesgrax is doing a good job caring for it. They are attacked on the road by bandits. Aaron greatly enjoys showing the bandits why that was a mistake. The bandit leader is Punnett's sister, who is stealing some of Punnet's worldly goods so she can start her own theater troupe after Punnet let the sister's fiance die during a stage accident. The sister doesn't want to stay in the same troupe as her anymore. Olive empathizes with the bandit leader and tells her although they've been hired to make sure Punnet gets to Matooine safely, they haven't been hired to escort her back. The party leaves the bandits except the sister tied up, with about an hour's worth of knot untying, and continues on their way. The party asks the sister about the festival they're heading to, and the sister mentions one of the two gods is missing and the festival is weird this year. Things have been going wrong. See: baby teleported to their doorstep. Upon reaching Matooine, the party does some shopping and Whiskey receives a rainbow unicorn. Exiting the shop, the festival goers have become an angry mob because a woman cheated on a man. They seem ready to harm the woman. Everyone else senses magic. Olive spots a suspicious character leaning against the wall, as if watching and enjoying the mob like it was their handiwork. Olive leans next to him and casually entraps him, suggesting softly that the cheating whore is getting what she deserves. The man leaning against the wall agrees and Olive attacks him. In one blow he nearly kills her, and the party realizes they've found the missing god. Aaron talks him out of killing Olive. The god teleports away. The party returns the baby to the temple. The baby turns into a fox, the pet of the two gods. The party walks past two statues. One is broken. Aaron mends it. This binds the wayward god into being obedient again, once again a god of love. The party passes a friendship test. The two gods tell the heroes they are relationship gods who were trapped here to be love festival gods by a wizard with those statues. Despite strongly disliking the slut-shaming god, the party opposes slavery more and breaks the statues. Now friends of the gods they freed, unable to bring Punnett's sister's dead fiance back to life but with some sway over relationships, Aaron requests that Punnett's sister meet her next big love. 
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