Reggonomics

Reggonomics (男の傲慢) is an advanced heresy of Eggonomic Theory; an enigmatic and malicious conception born out of the attempt by several powerful stand users to circumvent natural law and achieve Eggless Travel. It has long since grown out of control of its creators and remains a testament to the folly of mankind. 
== Ovulation ==
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this shell!" - Ronald "Ronnie Ray Gun" Reagan 
Reggonomics was initially proposed by former President and current space wizard Ronald Reagan as a means of altering the fundamental laws of the universe to make Eggless Travel more accessible. The aim was to bring greater Eggonomics firmly under the control of humanity for the betterment of all mankind. Codenamed Operation Shellbreaker, Reagan brought together some of the most powerful stand users in the world to form the Egg Analysis & Development Division (EAD). This included Grand Mariner Surfshack Tito and Time Traveling Mechanist Reginald "Reggie" Nintendo. 
"If the egg doesn't fit the chicken, change the egg" - some old guy.
With the concepts of Eggonomics and Advanced Eggonomics already easily understood and well known by all, the limitations it imposed upon mankind were self evident. It became clear that the only reasonable course of action was to radically alter the fabric of reality itself to free mankind of the shackles of this existence. If you can't change the rules of the game, change the game.
The plan was to use sheer brute force to create an artificial stand with the ability to edit Universal Source Code and shatter The Firmament itself. According to the theory, once The Firmament was shattered, cosmic yolk would trickle down from the cracks in the the temporal shell and imbue humanity with the innate ability to conduct Eggless Travel. 
By combining the abilities of Reagan's stand「We Didn't Start the Fire」along with Tito's stand「Surfin' U.S.A.」and Reggie's stand「Mega Drive」the EAD was able to create an artificial Deviled Egg which shortly hatched into the stand known as「Rocket Man」.
Tragically, the plan backfired horrifically. Due to the laws of Net Neutrality any power acted upon the universe provokes an equivalent reaction. Under ordinary circumstances this is not typically noticeable, but the raw power of so many S-Tier stand users working in concert caused extreme terminal backwash, with major unforeseen consequences. Reagan was cursed to wander the cosmos, Tito was now only able to speak in cryptic riddles, and Reggie was forced to work at GameStop. 
「Rocket Man」itself remained highly unstable. Without proper guidance, it quickly defected from the control of its creators, disappearing deep into the Discordant Realms. To this day it remains at large, aimless and confused, casually warping reality in the darkest corners of the universe. Recent events have brought about speculation that the Heart of Darkness may now be using 「Rocket Man」for its own nefarious purposes.