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(Description: The more Evil members of the Horde (such as Unspeakable Villainy and Awakening of Chaos) recieve Lashela Alania's letter. They decide to help the Dark Embrace find the artifacts, but plan on betraying them, and each other.)
Characters: Esme, Camci, Members of Unspeakable Villainy and Awakening of Chaos.
The scene starts with a view of the Undercity as it's seen outside. Music is heard - suggestion The Beegees "Stayin' alive". It grows louder as the 'camera' zooms in on the city, and we find ourselves in some room below ground. Members of Unspeakable Villainy and Awakening of Chaos are dancing.
Undead female: Hah! My dance beats yours!
Undead male: Hey! Not my fault they made us only capable of doing one dance! At least mine looks better with the song!
Undead female: Oh, don't be such a dead weight.
Undead male: That's not funny...
Esme and Camci enter the room.
Esme: How many times do I have to tell you that I don't like that song! Turn it off now! Geeze!
Camci: Hey, it never killed anyone to dance a bit.
Esme: *to Camci* Camci...you know I have the utmost respect for you, but please be quiet... *to the others in the room* Turn it off now!!
Muffled excuses fill the room as the music is turned off.
Esme: Finally. Some peace and quiet.
Camci: Yeah, almost like a tomb in here now.
Esme: *groans* Must you annoy me with those jokes? Please do read that letter we got from Lady Alania.
Camci: Alright, alright. Don't die on me now just because my jokes own yours.
Esme: *annoyed* Camci...
Camci sniggers and reads the letter. (Not sure what it says)
Esme: Intriguing... So powerful artifacts, eh? Well, well, well, well, well...
Camci: You said well five times. Twice was enough, but five? To die for.
Esme: Camci! Please! I'm trying to think here.
Camci: Well, logically you can't, because your brain ought to have decomposed by now.
Esme: Just listen already! We'll help her and her pawns to get those artifacts, and then we'll take them for ourselves. How's that for a plan?
Camci: Ooooooh. You devious plotting scoundrel you. Good plan, good plan. I guess that's why we are allies, eh?
Esme: Rightly so, my dear Camci. Works better than a dead rat, eh?
Camci: I didn't get that one. It's killing me.
Esme: *sighs* Nevermind...
Both of them turn towards the camera as we can hear their thoughts.
Camci & Esme: *thinking* Little do you know that I'll nick those artifacts for myself.
They turn towards each other in sudden silence.
Camci & Esme: What? Hey, stop that! That's not funny. Hey! Stop being so childish! Knock it off already! I'm warning you!
Esme: Geeze...
Camci: Even death's better than this...
Esme: *very annoyed* Camci!!