Fat and Forty: A sad life story

Hi, I'm one of the many researchers and recorders who was tasked with the hardest challenge of all, from birth to the ripe old age of 40, this is the life story about Vanilladazzle, the STD-riddled, psychotic, schizophrenic, hook-nosed, practising jew of a female who lives in Albania.
The starting point of her life was birth. Nobody knew how she was conceived, probably a slit condom prank that went too far, we've guessed. 9 months later, her mother had her, and then as soon as she left the run-down hut of a hospital, she dropped the baby in a muddy ditch and ran off cross-country so the baby couldn't be traced back to her. A day later, the half-Albanian, half-Turk known online as SOMEGUY123 found the baby while trying to cross the border to get a repair on his favourite VHS tape of Charlie Brown. He nabbed the baby, and placed her in the dug out basement in his hut.
While growing up, she experienced many hardships. SOMEGUY would constantly make her suck on his Albanian cock to keep her room and board. The "school" she went to had students who bullied her for being an adopted child, and because of her rapidly-growing nose, that started to hook downwards. There was one solace in her useless and pitiful life though, writing shitty stories and secretly posting them to the internet. Most of these were deleted though, since the quality of the stories were abysmal, there was horrible grammar, retarded themes, etc.
All the way up to her forties, she was just bullied, until she left school. Pleasuring SG became a daily thing to keep living under his floor. It was all horrible, not for us, for her, obviously.