Games Children Play

guest star - Will Ferrell 
musical guest - Celine Dion
Act 5 - They bring out North Country songbird and international recording star Celine Dion, who sings a song
== Quotes ==
It’s international recording star Celine Dion
She’d be our musical guest, huh?
She’s known as the North Country songbird herself
Celine Dion: 'Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you
Erica: Uh, no, that song’s not gonna fit for her
Celine Dion: Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom
Well, who am I to keep you down?
It's only right that you should play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness
Erica: (sighs) 
Hector: (starts rubbing his head and moving to the sides)
Erica: What's up?
Dawn: Oh, man, we're so dead if anyone in the school faculty sees this.
Emily: she’s right right, that photo copier is school property!
Zach: Students use that!
Hector: If that photo ever gets out to my mom, I can kiss my brother's room goodbye, I bet there's more!
Erica: Oh, come on, let's get you some lunch...while you enjoy race rabbit 
Oscar: It's a nightmare, I tell ya!
(This made everyone in the cafeteria laugh.)
Betty anne bongo: (in yelling voice) STOP IT! (normal voice, glared at everyone, making them shut up) Look, I know how he looks stupid in his school picture, I understand that, I don't blame you for laughing.
Emily: Hey!
Betty anne bongo: Let me finish, This is school, who cares about how we all look? It won't matter once we get to high school.
Fabian: Yeah, how would you know?
Betty anne bongo: I have cousins in high school, they act like older siblings to me, I may not have a big brother to have a room from, I might not have a big sister to embarrass in public, I may not have a big brother to tattle on just to get my way, but how would you all like it if somehow I could find embarrassing pictures of you for everyone to see? I mean, you couldn't have looked worse than this! (took out a younger picture of her in a bee costume at a "long-ago" school play) That's right, that's my old school picture! And don't tell me you all took bad pictures once too!
Andrew: Hey, how do I look? That's nothing!
Hector: Wow... I never knew you cared about me that much...
Dawn: Well, of course I do, you big whoop!
Henry: Good afternoon, students of Obscure President Middle School, This is your principal speaking, with a very... umm... important announcement. Very good... 
June: Ahem. All copies of a student school photograph are to be returned to him immediately. Failure to comply will warrant detention for everyone, for the rest of the semester. Thank you.
Betty anne bongo: Offbeat offbeat When I'm offbeat, i'm a fan, it puts me in the mood Offbeat, i'm a fan in the mood (smacks lips) for my song I am stout, round and I have found speaking poundage-wise I improve my appetite when I exercise (ripping sound) Oh stuff and fluff (ties her pants together again)
That's better (reflection in the mirror talks back) Thank you Now, where was I? (grumbling sound from stomach) Oh, yes, I'm happy am I happy. Time for something new I am short, time and proud of that and so with all my might I up, down, up-down to my appetite's delight While I up, down, touch the ground I think of things to chew (Like bread, beans, and water) With a hefty-happy appetite I'm a hefty-happy girl. 
Singers: With a hefty-happy appetite she's a hefty-happy girl.
audience member (Genevieve): Give it up for
audience members (Genevieve, Bailee, Blake, Zachary, Robert, Amber and Teala): Celine Dion!
(crowd cheers)
Celine Dion: I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by so very slow
Oh, I hope that it won't end though alone
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone?
You don't know how long I have wanted
To touch your lips and hold you tight
You don't know how long I have waited
And I was going to tell you tonight
But the secret is still my own
And my love for you is still unknown, alone
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone?
How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone?
Alone, alone 
(crowd cheering)
June: let’s give a big thank you to our musical guest, Celine Dion!
Henry: and a big thanks to our special guests, Tyler Hilton!
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