Conker's Bad Fur Day

Conker's Bad Fur Day is a 2001 shame by Rare for the Nintendo 64. This 180 from Rare’s Banjo with a Kazooie and Banjo with a Tooie was marketed as an adult platforming shame because the silly squirrel drinks and he even says FUCK! Parents were outraged because it looks like a kids shame but when the squirrel opened his mouth and saw the telephone at the bar (one of the stickers said "sex") it was automatically NSFW. Because of this the shame sold very poorly which sucks because of how good and funny it is! 
The shame is funny as it deploys every type of humour known to man to get a laugh out of you. There’s poop jokes, fart jokes, alcohol jokes, sex jokes, more poop jokes, more sex jokes. If you played CBFD (either as an adult or if your parents didn’t know what rated M meant) you know what I’m talking about.
In 2005 Rare remade CBFD on the Xbox and it was know as Conker: Live and Reloaded and that SUCKED REALLY HARD!!! Whilst the graphics are severely improved those little twats CENSORED THE GODDAMN SHAME!!!! Even "shit" and "twat" are censored! Well on the N64 version “fuck” was censored and the Mighty Poo song is funnier with the fart censor!
== Plot ==
After a scene where the Nintendo 64 logo is cut in half and replaced with the Rare logo that the squirrel pulls out of his ASS Conker needs to get home to his girlfriend Berri but he's having a goddamn HANGOVER! So he walks out of the bar and barfs because his 21st birthday went wrong whilst collecting sentient cash. This is realistic as it's as accurate to Liverpool as possible on the N64. 
== Shameplay ==
Conker’s Bad Fur Day is an adult platformer, this means it is NOT for young children. You jump around collecting wads of cash that talk shit about you and get shoved into an undisclosed location when picked up. This is one of the most raunchy shames ever made and has a ton of adult humor. Ranging from a paint pot and a paintbrush telling a pitchfork to cease living because he couldn’t kill Conker, a bee “doing special activities” with a sunflower, a mouse exploding because he ate too much, a shitload of toilet humor, a singing pile of shit to an evil panther trying to kill a squirrel.
== Multiplayer ==
007 can suck it, THIS is the BEST PvP multiplayer on the Nintendo 64! From Heist to War, those who played CBFD multiplayer will never forget excreting the yellow stuff on your friends! It sucks that Conker Live and Reloaded made it a generic 3rd Person Shooter!
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