HOOPLA CHOKES ON SHAVING CREAM

HOOPLA CHOKES ON SHAVING CREAM is the thirteenth Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
==Transcript==
Based off a true story    -
(Hoopla wakes up in the morning. He walks over to his bathroom, and starts to shave.)
Hoopla: Hold on a second. Why am I shaving? I cannot physically grow a beard.
(Hoopla continues to shave.)
Hoopla: No I’m not-
(The Narrator, me jumps through the window and starts forcing Hoopla to shave)
Hoopla: AHch kK a WHY ADRe ypoUF Rocing EMT OS SHAVE
(I pull out the shaving cream from the cabinet and start shoving it on Hoopla’s face)
Hoopla: Eew Eew oH go dits going UP MY NOSE OH DEAR
(Hoopla starts choking on the shaving cream, unable to breathe)
Hoopla: Mm! m!Mm!! Mm AA Am !M!M1 mHCHchh m! 
(Hoopla falls backwards out the window and falls 50 feet before landing and breaking his legs)
Hoopla: UREVHFEUBGFYE CBFVEH   MEE EMJDGYY
(A car runs over Hoopla, killing him.)
Lois: Oh, my god! Brian, Brain can you hear me?!
Peter: Holy crap, what the hell happened- wait a second, this guy isn’t Brian. False alarm everyone, go back inside.
[One week later]
Hoopla: Man, I can’t believe I recovered so quickly!
Boopla: Well, it is quite easy to recover from death. How did that shaving cream taste though?
Hoopla: Actually...I don’t think it was shaving cream.
Boopla: What? How.
Hoopla: It kinda tasted like milk. So I guess it was milk.
Boopla: Ah I see. Wait a second aren’t you allergic to milk-
Hoopla: HOLY CRAP I’M ALLER-
(Hoopla blows up, causing a massive explosion and destroying the planet. Wow, if I had a nickel for every time Hoopla destroyed the planet, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice, right?)
THE END trollololololollolololollolloloollolollollooll [this is not canon]
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