Eugene Junior's Three Wishes!

Eugene Junior's Three Wishes! is the fourteenth episode of SuperSpongeLogan.
== Plot ==
As Chef Squid Squid is washing fucking dishes, Eugene Junior approaches the slimy bastard and asks if he wants to play with toys. Chef Squid Squid obviously fucking declines because he's got shit to do.
But Eugene Junior, bored out of his fucking mind, goes full-on insane and asks to help Chef Squid Squid wash the dishes. Fucking surprised, Squid Squid hands him a canteen to scrub like a little shit.
And guess what? As the dumbass Eugene Junior is scrubbing away, he fucking releases a mystical genie. This genie offers him three damn wishes, and Chef Squid Squid immediately insists that the wishes should be used for his sorry ass.
But hold the fuck up! The genie refuses because Eugene Junior was the dipshit who set him free. So Chef Squid Squid, using his twisted persuasion skills, convinces Eugene Junior to use the first wish to send his sorry ass to some remote tropical island.
Chef Squid Squid is overjoyed with the idea, but guess what? Eugene Junior, the fucking idiot, gets lonely and uses the second wish to bring his slimy friend back home. That's right, Chef Squid Squid is fucking dismayed by that turn of events.
And if you thought things couldn't get any more fucked up, Eugene Junior spends his last wish to turn himself into a goddamn dinosaur. Chef Squid Squid can't believe his fucking eyes and yells, "NO, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!" Eugene Junior transforms into a fucking dinosaur and starts annoying the shit out of his father. As he shows off his dinosaur form to Chef Shit Shit, the slimy bastard is initially scared shitless but then decides to ride on Eugene Junior's back like a fucking lunatic. And the fucking video ends there.
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