Jenny's Farting Problem

Jenny Foxworth was at school with her brothers Christopher Robin and Zephyr, and her boyfriend Louie. Jenny had to fart. Louie told her, "Jenny, no need to fart." But then, "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
"EWWWW!! JENNY, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?" But Jenny could not help it. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!!" Christopher Robin was grossed. "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I DO NOT WANNA SMELL IT!!!!!!" Jenny did it. "PRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!"
Zephyr was grossed. "YUCK!! JENNY, I DO NOT WANNA SMELL YOUR STUPID FARTS!!!!!!!!" he said.
"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! PPPFFFFFTT!! Poot! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBBBBB!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!" Christopher Robin could not stand it. "JENNY, I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!!!!!"
Jenny was very upset. She said, "I could not help it!!" 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!! POOT!! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBB!! PPFFTTTT!! PLARRRRRRRRRBB!!" Zephyr got very angry and said, "THAT DOES IT, JENNY!! GO HOME WHILE WE CALL OUR MOM AND DAD!!"
When they got home, Dimitri and Belle got very angry at Jenny. "Hey, papa. Jenny just farted." Zephyr said. Dimitri was shocked. "What, Zephyr?!" he asked.
Zephyr said, "Papa, I know what she did. She farted and we are so grossed." "WHAT!! JENNY, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART IN SCHOOL!! YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!!! NOW THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE FUNFAIR!!!!!" Dimitri said.
Jenny got very angry. She glared angrily at Dimitri and told him, "You're as evil as Mr. Sykes!" She then went to her rooms in tears, where her little kitten, Oliver, was sitting on her bed, waiting for her.
Just then, Wendy Darling showed up and asked. "Mother, Father, can Peter Pan, my brothers, and I go to Aunt Cindy, Aunt Floral, and Aunt Panini's birthday party at the Once Upon a Buffet and Grill next week?" Belle smiled. "Yes, Wendy. We will come with Peter Pan, Skippy, and Piglet. I am afraid that Jenny would not be joining us."
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