New Moon

New Moon:
Or, Suicidal Self-Destructive Emo Behavior Is A Perfectly Healthy And Reasonable Response To Being Dumped
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You thought Twilight was pointless, dull, obnoxious and full of antifeminist drivel? Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Having pretty much exhausted all the drama and angst she could in the first book, Stephenie Meyer decided to unleash on us: New Moon, a book which makes up whole new sources of angst.
Like, papercuts will ruin your life and cause your boyfriend to dump your ass, which means you must become suicidal while toying with the heart of a hot werewolf boy. I wish I were kidding. Because I'm not. This book is THAT creatively bankrupt - the entire thing is about one teenage girl's emogasm because her asshole boyfriend moved away. It's basically THIS all the time. And it's BOOORRRRIIINNNGGGG.
New Moon Preface
New Moon Chapter 1
New Moon Chapter 2
New Moon Chapter 3
New Moon Chapter 3.5
New Moon Chapter 4
New Moon Chapter 5
New Moon Chapter 6
New Moon Chapter 7
New Moon Chapter 8
New Moon Chapter 9
New Moon Chapter 10
New Moon Chapter 11
New Moon Chapter 12
New Moon Chapter 13
New Moon Chapter 14
New Moon Chapter 15
New Moon Chapter 16
New Moon Chapter 17
New Moon Chapter 18
New Moon Chapter 19
New Moon Chapter 20
New Moon Chapter 21
New Moon Chapter 22
New Moon Chapter 23
New Moon Chapter 24
New Moon Epilogue
Category:New Moon
Category:Stephenie Meyer
Category:Twilight Series
Category:Vampires
Category:Book Main
Category:Urban Fantasy
Category:Werewolves
Category:Shapeshifters