Rules Are The Rules (Lil DeVille version)

Bruce Wayne said, "Not the brat again!"
The principal said, "Yes! It's about Lil! She gave her teacher a Lucy Loud error and caused both her Smartboard and Macbook to be destroyed."
The teacher said, "We are extremely disappointed in her! So now, let's talk about consequences! Tomorrow, Lil DeVille will get three hours in after-school detention, she will do sixteen hours of community service, she will be receiving a dark pink slip, she will be suspended for the rest of the week, and she will not be attending the Dummi Bears film festival at the funfair."
Marilyn Monroe said, "Okay! Those sound like fair punishments!"
Lil DeVille said, "No, Daddy and Mommy! Not the Dummi Bears film festival! I was looking forward to that! I am so sorry! Please give me another chance! Please!"
The teacher said, "I'm sorry, Lillian! Rules are the rules!"
The principal said, “Oh, and one more thing, you will be required to pay six hundred and fourteen dollars for the teacher’s new Macbook and Smartboard!”
Bruce shouted, “What? Lil, that’s the cost of your home! You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home!”
The principal then said, "Meeting dismissed! You may leave now! And I expect the payment to be on my desk by next week!"
Bruce, Marilyn, and Lil went home.
Bruce said, "Lil, we could not believe you got in big trouble at school. Because of this, we have a huge bill to pay to replace your teacher's Smartboard and Macbook! You are now grounded for two weeks! And now for punishments! First you will be wearing a leash while grounded!"
Bruce then ran to Lil to put a leash on her.
Lil said, "No, please! No, Daddy! No!! NO!!"
Bruce then put a leash on Lil.
Lil complained, "Ouch! This leash hurts!"
Bruce said, "I don't care, Lil! Anyway, there, your leash is on! Now you will go out for walk and stay wearing it forever and ever!"
Next, Marilyn said "You will be forced to watch shows and movies on VHS tapes and DVDs not made by Lyrick studios and Sony Wonder, play music not made by Sony Wonder, and play video games not made by Knowledge Adventure."
Then, Lil received a spanking from her mother and father.
And then, Bruce and Marilyn started to turn up and listening to the 1980's version of the ThunderCats Theme Song while singing and dancing together. 
ThunderCats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats, ho!!
Thundercats are on the move, Thundercats are loose!
Feel the magic, Hear the roar, Thundercats are loose!
Thunder, thunder thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder thunder, Thundercats!
Thundercats!
Then, Marilyn said "You will eat broccoli, spinach, onion salad, and zucchini and radish stew."
Bruce said "There will be no Dummi Bears film festival at the funfair, and ice cream mountain parlour."
And then, Bruce told Lil that she will not be going out to Reptarland with her friends.
Marilyn also told Lil that she will not be going to the Loud house. She said, "If you take off Carbine's clothes and touch her vulva, then you will be sent to jail."
Bruce said "If you hit on Barbara and push her, then you will be sent to Mexico."
And then, Marilyn said "Now start watching shows and movies on VHS tapes and DVDs not made by Lyrick studios and Sony Wonder, play music not made by Sony Wonder, and play video games not made by Knowledge Adventure."
Lil watched the 1980's version of ThunderCats and she started to cry and scream. She said "I hate it when I get forced to watch some shows not made by Lyrick Studios and Sony Wonder."
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