Chocodile's Gnarly Theme (Johnsonverse)

"Chocodile's Gnarly Theme" is the theme song for The Cool Adventures of Chocodile. It was performed by TBA.
It is a synthesized cover of the Chocodile theme, with lyrics describing the show's "coolness" and full of '80s slang, and contained dialogue parts from Chocodile, Vanillagator, and Caracaiman saying their names in a "roll call" as they come out of the Chocodile Clubhouse (while Vanillagator and Caracaiman carry a lot of energy, Chocodile is incredibly slovenly and yells at an off-camera technician to stop the music, but his cries are ignored repeatedly). They all throw brown, tan, and mocha brown confetti (again, Chocodile does it in the most half-hearted way possible and dumps his confetti on the ground), forming the show's logo. 
== Lyrics ==
Hey, you gnarly guysIt's time to say helloTo our most excellent palsThat we all righteously knowChocodile (spoken, slowly): Chocodile...Vanillagator (spoken, shouting): Vanilagator!Caracaiman (spoken, laughing): Caracaiman!I am totally sureThat you will seeJust how goodThat they will be!Chocodile (spoken): Someone, please stop the music!Just watch themAs the poser Solomon triesTo turn them into rockin'French fries!Vanillagator (spoken): That's, like, very radical, dude!Chocodile (spoken): I hate you both!You are watchingChocodile's cool anticsYou will neverEver get sick!Vanillagator and Caracaiman (spoken): So rad!Groovy, rockin',That describes the showTotally chillin'!
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