Locke "Read More: Potato" Cole

Locke Cole, also known as the Final Boss of FFTumblr, plays an important role in the lives of many. He is the one responsible for giving the wind daily orgasms invading the wind's ask box with multiple 80s songs, marrying Sassy Gay Genesis, and generally being the very heart of Tumblrtown itself.
Appearance
Locke is part of the Silver-Haired Foxes, which automatically makes him a total hottie. He's not short, he's just tall enough to fit perfectly into his husband's arms. He's got brown eyes, BROWN EYES, FANARTISTS, DO YOU HEAR ME?! and wears more eyeliner, lipstick, and nail polish than most of the women at FFTumblr.
Personality
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Potato
Locke is a stoner stripper potato in his free time.
His co-potato is Lightnyan Farnyan
Lockefais
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(If you don't know what this is, then you'll learn eventually. Lockefais is like- the ultimate weapon or something. Once you've seen it, it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. There will be no return from the hell that is Lockefais- and if you don't buck up your game, then you're in deep shit.
Barbmun has been personally scarred for life by Lockefais.)
Category:Characters