Default Dancers

This is the 1st episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
(A mysterious figure is shone on with a spotlight as the royalty free music plays)
Nicholas Withers: Hello everyone to SBFW’s Got Talent! I’m your host, Nicholas Withers, and today is the very beginning of a long journey. It’s the first day of auditions! Who will get out? I have no idea? Who will get in? Also no idea! I’m gonna quit blabbering and explain how this game works. It’s nothing like the original show that cannot be named because copyright.
Lisa Loud: If I may interrupt, can we get on with the show now?
Nicholas Withers: Hush, surprise contestant!
Lisa Loud: Well I assume it isn’t much of a surprise since you just mentioned that I am one.
Nicholas Withers: Shut up! Anyway, the game first starts with auditions. After all auditions are done, you, the voters, decide who is going away before the next phase. The next phase of the season is judge cuts, where the four judges (who will be revealed soon) get to… you know, judge. If three X’s are buzzed, that contestant is out! No questions asked. Next are the voter cuts, where you, the voters, get to choose your favorite or least favorite contestant. It flip-flops, so pay attention to whether it’s favorites or least favorites. Then-
Hoopla: HOOPLA! HOOPLA!
Nicholas Withers: Hey, hush!
Hoopla: HOOP- (Nick pulls out a cork and shoves it right into Hoopla’s mouth)
Nicholas: Now then. After the voter cuts comes the semifinals, which are basically voter cuts but with more suspense and action. After semifinals comes finals (duh). You continue voting until the winner is decided at the end. And then the winner gets a free meal at KFC!
Gene: Meh.
Nicholas: No one asked you. Anyway, that’s the end of the introduction. Now, it’s finally time for the auditions! The judges will be Gene Scallop, Gordon Ramsey, Nostalgia Critic, and Angry Video Game Nerd. First contestant is… (looks at list) Pampers.
Pampers: Thank you. (clears throat) Oh say can you see, by the star’s early light-
Gene: (buzzes) Nope.
Gordon Ramsey: (buzzes) You didn’t even get the lyrics right.
Pampers: (continues to sing) Oh so proudly she be hails, by the twilight’s last leaning-
AVGN: (buzzes) I gave you way too much of a chance there.
Nicholas: And Pampers doesn’t make it. Oh well, they often don’t. Next up is Vailskibum94!
Vail: I’m going to show my true talent as a cartoon YouTuber by just showing you one of my videos.
(10 seconds into the video)
AVGN: MY EYES! MY SACRED EYES!
NC: WHY!
Gordon Ramsey: And I thought my wife’s cooking was bad!
Gene: This is pure garbage. (they all buzz at the same time)
Nicholas: Wow, that was quick. Sorry, Vail, you didn’t make it either.
Vail: And I’ll see y’alllllllllllll next tiiiiiii- (gets kicked out)
Gene: Good riddance.
Nicholas: Next up is… how do you pronounce his name… Heironymous Glove!
Glove: Thank you all. I’m sure this will be an exceptional performance.
Gordon Ramsey: We’ll see about that.
Glove: Well then. (he puts on some music and starts singing)
If you want to wear something on your hand or fist,
There's really nothing quite like gloves.
And if you don't want to leave fingerprints,
I've got a pair that you're just gonna love.
If you want complete knuckle protection,
When you stick your hand inside a block of cheese,
A glove's a thing you want, a glove's a thing you need,
So wear a glove if you please.
Queen Elizafish the first wore her gloves everyday
To preserve and protect her lovely mitts.
Hats protect your head, and shoes protect your feet,
But gloves protect you from getting sick from everyone you meet.
So if you box or build or drive or cook or clean the loo,
We’ve got a special glove made just for you.
A glove is beyond compare, as essential as underwear,
So if I were you, I’d buy two…
Gene: Not bad. Not bad.
NC: I’ve heard this one before.
Glove: Yeah, it’s my own song.
AVGN: I like it.
Gordon Ramsey: It’s passable.
Nicholas: And there we have it, folks, our first accepted contestant: Heironymous Glove!
Glove: Hurray!
Nicholas: And for our next audition of the day, it’s Hoopla!
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Gene: Agh. My ears… 
Gordon Ramsey: Oh boy.
Hoopla: For my talent for the talent show (heheh), I will show you how to make a megaphone in 10 seconds or less. Steponegetsomemetalfromtheground steptwosmashitalltogether stepthreescream HOOOOOPLLLAAAAAA
Gene: I’m going deaf! (buzzes)
AVGN: No. (buzzes)
NC: Maybe next time? (buzzes)
Nicholas: Oh, too bad. Hoopla, you’re officially not going onto the next phase of the show.
Hoopla: D’oh.
Nicholas: For our final audition of the day, it’s… snanz ze zkeleton!
Snanz: ererererereererer (translation: I’d like to thank all of my family for making this possible. Mostly my mom. I will be doing the default dance to Megalovania.)
NC: Ooh.
(Megalovania is put on in the background, and snanz starts doing the default dance. It’s similar to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxTx-xPrds)
NC: This is good.
Gordon Ramsey: This guy really got some moves.
AVGN: ererererere- I MEAN this is great.
Gene: Epic.
Nicholas: It looks like the judges are impressed with snanz’s default dancing, as none of them have any complaints. Snanz is here to stay… for now.
Snanz: erererererererer (My mother will be proud. If she isn’t a pile of dust by now.)
Nicholas: And there you have it. That concludes today’s episode of SBFW’s Got Talent. Say, I don’t think most shows are aware that they’re even shows… this one is! I gotta go home and uh… Cut-Out and chill. Is that a saying? I have no idea.
(episode ends)
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