Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & The Island of Misfit Toys/Transcript

* (Flashback)
* (It is a snowy night as we fly over to a countryside)
* "The Cayre Brothers Present"
* "A GoodTimes Entertainment Production"
* (We go over to a village all decorated for Christmas and then come to one particular house. Inside it, a little girl is sleeping in her room. All is silent, with the toys she has yet, until some flute music starts playing and a rocking horse comes to life, feeling that she's in a trance as she silently rocks herself to follow where the music is coming from. Then the toy chest opens and out bursts a ball and six blocks, which all have faces. They want to follow the music as well, where they jump all by themselves to follow the horse and the music)
* Voice: Catchy tune, right? It's a melody toys just can't exist.
* (A panda doll awakens, in a trance by the music as well, where she removes the bonnet she is wearing and gets up from the toy table she is at, and so does a doll as a toy teapot and cups with faces jump off the table, following their friends out the bedroom)
* Voice: Why, look at them. They're in the deepest of spellbound trances.
* (They come up to the chimney as the ball bounces its road up out of the chimney first, but blocks the pile up against each other, forming a staircase for the other toys to climb up them. Priscilla is the first to climb them. On the roof, the ball bounces out of the chimney and keeps bouncing to something, unknowingly passing a figure responsible for the music)
* Voice: And that's the scoundrel behind the secret serenade. Mr. Heebie Jeebies himself, otherwise known as.....the Toy Taker.
* (Then all the toys eventually make it up the chimney to one roof, where a big purple blimp is hovering above with a big hose of some sort descending from it, sucking all the dazed toys and laughs like a complete lunatic. He jumps onto the hose as it goes back up into the blimp. Later, the blimp is flying over the city of London)
* Voice: Why that rascal took toys from everyone and everywhere.
* (The hose appears above a house's chimney and after the Toy Taker plays his flute to hypnotize the toys in there, the hose sucks them all out, and the same fact happens as he goes to two other houses. Later, the thief flies his blimp over Paris and passes the Eiffel Tower, getting ready to steal toys from French children. Later, his next place to strike is Switzerland. The blimp arrives near a big clock tower and the hose lowers down near a group of dancing Swiss clockwork figurines and begins to suck them all each up. Later, the blimp flies over the Great Wall of China to steal toys from the Chinese children. Soon, we see a "Christmastown Chronicle" newspaper spin around until coming to a stop, and the headlines are inscribed "Toy Taker Strikes Again")
* Voice: The entire world was up in arms!
* (End of Flashback)
* (One day in the present, we see a snowman holding the newspaper while standing near a tree. The snowman is the owner of the voice, and he sees us as he rolls up the newspaper and puts it away, before moving away from the tree)
* Snowman: Well, that Toy Taker almost ruined Christmas for everyone. Why, if it weren't for Christmastown's favorite reindeer son, who knows what might've.....heh heh. Now you didn't think Rudolph's story ended that foggy Christmas Eve, did you? As we say in the North Pole, that was just the tip of the iceberg.
* (He chuckles a bit)
* Snowman: Oh, almost forgot to introduce myself. (tips hat) Name's Scoop T. Snowman. Ace reporter for the Christmastown Chronicle, the North Pole's bestselling newspaper; North Pole's ONLY newspaper. (chuckles) Yes, sir, I have a nose for news.
* (He removes his nose)
* Scoop T. Snowman: Ain't it a beaut? Big hit at barbecues as well. Of course, around here, no nose compares to Rudolph's.
* (He places his nose back on)
* Scoop T. Snowman: In fact, (points to himself) yours truly broke the big story at how Rudolph and his friends triumphed over that mean old Toy Taker and saved Christmas for everyone. (rubs chin) Wasn't that long ago, in fact.
* (Flashback)
* (Some time before the recent Christmas, at a snowy gazebo, Santa, the reindeer, Mrs. Claus, the elves and a couple toy soldier guards are there, while our snowman narrator is watching nearby, glancing at us)
* Scoop T. Snowman: It all started with the Christmas parade.
* (A certain chief elf is getting out his conducting wand, getting ready to conduct the elves)
* Boss Elf: And a-1 uh, and a-2 uh and a-3 uh.
* (Santa looks at his watch, as a familiar song begins to play and each reindeer grins proudly upon their name being mentioned)
* Tony Bennett: (sings) You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen?
* (Two familiar sparrows, running late, comes to the elf group sheepishly, with a pair of stools to sit on)
* Tony Bennett: (singing) But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
* (They sit on their seats, with Stubby pulling out a triangle instrument and Tubby getting out a bass, as the two begin playing the instruments. Then Santa and Rudolph begin the parade away from the gazebo, leading everyone, who follows in an orderly line)
* "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys"
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
* (A familiar reformed snow-monster sees the parade and grins, and so does a familiar group of forest critters)
* "Starring the Voice Talents of Richard Dreyfuss, Jamie Lee Curtis and Rick Moranis"
* Tony Bennett: (singing) All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
* (As the parade of the North Pole inhabitants continues, with Clarice, her parents, Yukon's dogs bringing up the rear. Stubby and Tubby keep sitting down to have a good amount of time to play their instruments, but can't, as everyone keeps walking. Then they just decide to play later, grab their seats and follow their friends)
* Tony Bennett: (singing) They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: "Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
* (Then a familiar prospector comes out of his Peppermint Mine, pushing out a cart complete with candy canes and grins as he sees all his friends parading. He joins his friends, and leads his dogs while holding his pick-axe)
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Then how the reindeer love him, as they shout out with glee.
* "Title Song 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' Performed by Tony Bennett"
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in historyyyyy!
* (Stubby and Tubby try to stop and play their instruments again, but everyone keeps heading to the castle, where they just give up and go with them)
* "Casting by Donald P. Ermick and Dean E. Fronk"
* "Featuring the character 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' from the story by Robert L. May and the song by Johnny Marks"
* (The critters make emotional and happy sounds for the parade, before everyone all goes inside)
* "Edited by Lennie Nelson"
* (A bit later, inside, everyone begins to work on Christmas decorations, including the tree)
* "Associate Producer Jean Rodgers"
* "Original Songs by Bruce Roberts and Diana B"
* (A couple human elves come in with a box of ornaments, before setting it down near the tree)
* "Original Score and Arrangements by Bruce Roberts and Diana B"
* (Some female elves come in, carrying a basket of candy canes, before setting it down)
* "Executive Producer Andrew Greenberg"
* (Then three more elves come in, carrying three different boxes; one with bows, one with poinsettias and one with Christmas lights. We get a view of each one's contents)
* "Executive Producer Seth Willenson"
* "Executive Producer Alexander Drosin"
* "Based on a Story by Kevin Hopps"
* "Written by Michael Aschner"
* (The critters watch two more elves bring a box to a table. At that table's edge, Head Elf peeks his head up and looks around, seeing no one noticing. Then he takes his time to dip the finger in a bowl of pudding and tastes the pudding on his finger, smacking his lips in delight)
*"Produced and Directed by Bill Kowalchuk"
*(Then he sees a couple elves turn their heads to the boss, making him gasp in shock as he ducks down to avoid getting caught)
*(That night, everyone is chattering as the Abominable Snowman puts the star on top of the tree)
*Abominable Snowman: Hee hee hee, yheh heh. Whoa hgh.
*(Then Santa turns to Rudolph, gesturing the button to turn on all the lights of the Christmas tree and all around the room)
*Santa: Rudolph, will you do the honors?
*Rudolph: My pleasure, Santa.
*(The red-nosed fawn steps forward and presses the button with his hoof, turning on all the lights, to everyone's amazement. They watch in awe and Santa laughs his usual laugh)
*Santa: Ho ho ho!
*(Then without warning, the lights start flickering, to everyone's confusion, and then suddenly all the power in the castle goes off, making everyone moan in disappointment. Santa and Rudolph go to the cellar, with Rudolph's nose helping out with the light. The man opens the fuse box, and with the help of Rudolph's light, switches one of the fuse levers to the other side, restoring all power in the castle. Rudolph shuts his nose, while Santa laughs)
*Santa: Ho ho ho! (pets Rudolph)
*(Soon, the Christmas feast is in complete-swing with Head Elf conducting the elf band as they all play their instruments, and a lot of activity is going on with Santa, Mrs. Claus, the other elves, the deer, Yukon Cornelius, critters, Abominable Snowman and Hermey alike. Outside, a certain snowman narrator watches on with a grin, before looking at us)
*Scoop T. Snowman: I warn you, the joint was jumping with hobnobbing elves and reveling reindeer. What a shindig!
*(He continues watching the feast inside, where the Abominable Snowman is holding a plate of big tree-shaped gingerbread cookies and he helps himself to some of them, but spills some on the floor)
*Abominable Snowman: Hey! Hghh! Hgh-hah hghh.
*(With Yukon Cornelius, he dips the tip of his pick axe in a bowl of figgy pudding, before taking it out and tasting the drop of pudding. This makes him grin in delight, as he likes the taste, it even makes both halves of his mustache roll out. With Santa and Mrs. Claus, they come to each other and are about to dance together, until they get slightly distracted from the Abominable Snowman laughing about something. Then, Santa returns his attention to his wife as he bows to her, before she does a curtsy and the two dance together)
*(Seeing this, most of the other elves dance like them. Rudolph is looking through the elf crowd for Clarice and sees her coming over to the fireplace, before she notices him seeing her, as she gives him a cute and flirtatious grin, which makes Rudolph gulp hesitantly as his nose beams. The doe comes away from the fireplace and near the door leading to the hallway out of the room, giving Bambi another sly look as if gesturing him to follow her. The hesitant Rudolph doesn't know what to do or say, until Hermey comes behind him, holding a tray and sees what's going on. He gently nudges the fawn, who starts heading to where Clarice is as she heads out in the hall, as the hesitant Rudolph follows her and comes out the door into the outside. However, to his confusion, Clarice isn't around, where he looks around to see where she is, but then without warning, a snowball hits him in the face, making him yelp. He shakes it off, before he hears giggling and sees the culprit, Clarice, peeking from behind a tree with a mischievous grin. Then Clarice runs off, with Rudolph following her and the two run together, before Rudolph drifts off to a side. During this time, a voice starts singing a song in the background)
*Clark Anderson: (sings) Here in the night, just you and me.
*(Clarice comes to the gazebo and sees Rudolph isn't behind her, to her confusion. Then some snow falls, making her look up to see Rudolph on the roof of the gazebo, grinning at her. Then Clarice rushes off, like she is challenging him almost. Rudolph grins happily at this)
*Clark Anderson: (singing) In all of the world, you're all I see.
*(Then he flies off the roof and throughout the heavens)
*Clark Anderson: (singing) If we could fly away, together we'll fly someday. And be who we are, somewhere beyond the stars.
*(With Clarice, she comes to a hill and looks for Rudolph, but then the red-nosed fawn lands right behind her, making her turn to see him)
*Clark Anderson: (singing) If we made a wish, it might come true tonight.
*(The two fawns come to each other and circle for a bit, before rushing away together once more)
*Clark Anderson: (singing) Just listen to the dreams in your heart, hold them and wish them with all your might.
*(Then Rudolph comes to the edge of the hill, gazing out at the night. He glances back at Clarice, gesturing her to join him)
*Clark Anderson: (singing) Then perhaps someday, we'll know how closer we are.
*(Then the doe joins him, and the two stare at the night together, before looking at each other and getting close together)
*Clark Anderson: (singing) Love is waiting there, beyond the stars. We can find our way, beyond the staaaaaaarrrs!!!
*(At this time, a yellow toy kite is flying frantically through the winter area, as he is here for a very reluctant reason. Then he comes to a red mobile building and gasps upon seeing a sign labeled "The dentist is out" on the back door)
*Mr. Kite: The dentist is out?! How tragic!
*Scoop T. Snowman: Try the Christmastown snowball. (points) First castle on your left, matter of fact, only castle on your left.
*(The kite turns and sees the castle with the lights on inside. He flies off to where the castle is and near there, Rudolph and Clarice are crossing the bridge, about to head back inside as they speak)
*Rudolph: Well, uh, how about a flying lesson tomorrow, Clarice?
*Clarice: (surprised) Really? I mean, you're not too busy being so famous and all.
*Rudolph: Well, you wanna earn your wings, don't you?
*(Once they go back in the castle and festive room, everyone is busy speaking to each other, including three fawns. One of them, Adina sees Rudolph and comes up to him, holding a book of some sort in her mouth and placing it down at his hooves)
*Adina: Mr. Rudolph, sir, may I have your autograph?
*(Rudolph and Clarice glance to each other. He puts his hoof in a little ink pad nearby and stamps it into an open page, making Adina giggle emotionally. She grabs the book with her mouth and scampers off)
*Clarice: Heh heh, you sure are popular, Rudolph.
*(Hermey, hearing this, comes to the two, holding a mug of hot cocoa)
*Hermey: Oh, popular? Actually, he's the most famous reindeer of them all.
*Yukon: Famous? Why, he's a legend!
*(Rudolph is embarrassed by all the admiration he is getting. Then, the prospector raises his mug and taps it with a spoon, as he clears his throat)
*Yukon: (calls out) Everybody, a toast to our true-blue bosom buddy, Rudolph!
*(Then the elf members with a mug of cocoa raise them up and exclaim praise to the bashful red-nosed reindeer)
*Most: To Rudolph!
*(The crowd cheers as they begin drinking their mugs of cocoa, but suddenly, Yukon notices something)
*Yukon: What?
*(He looks up and is shocked to see the Abominable Snowman guzzling all the punch from the bowl, as Yukon has said)
*Yukon: Bad Bumble, bad!
*(Then the Abominable Snowman puts the bowl back on the table and whistles nonchalantly)
*Hermey: Had one word for you, my friend; dentures.
*(The yeti looks thoughtful about the offer, but everyone in the room starts chanting to the red-nosed fawn)
*Everyone: (minus Rudolph) Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
*(They continue chanting, as Rudolph heads up to the stage)
*Most: (randomly) C'mon, Rudolph! Say something! Yes, let's go! You can do it!
*(Head Elf adjusts the microphone and turns it on, causing feedback to go off, making the red-nosed fawn to wince a bit, before it stops and the head elf moves away, allowing Rudolph to speak)
*Rudolph: Sheesh, guys, thanks. Being famous is swell and all, but the truth is, I never did anything to deserve it.
*Yukon: And he's modest as well!
*Rudolph: All I ever wanted was…
*Hank: (interrupts) Glow your nose, Rudolph.
*Rudolph: (finishes) to be like everybody else.
*Comet: C'mon, champ! Let's see the trick with the disco ball. Right? Right!
*(However, everyone in the room just starts chanting again)
*Most: (minus Rudolph) Disco ball! Disco ball! Disco ball!
*(They yet keep chanting on nevertheless, where Rudolph looks up at the disco ball hanging above. He sighs before shining his nose at the ball, with the light reflecting off the ball and shining lights all over the room, making everyone clamor in amazement. Of course, it only lasts briefly before Rudolph gets tired and turns off his nose)
*Rudolph: (sighs) I guess I'm just a novelty act around here.
*(He walks off the stage glumly, to his worried friend's notice, but then, a certain yellow kite comes in the room, flying through the crowd)
*Mr. Kite: Hermey the Elf, D.D.S..
*(Hermey hears his name as he comes to the yellow toy kite)
*Hermey: At your service.
*Mr. Kite: King Moonracer has a royal toothache. Can you come to the Island of Misfit Toys?
*Hermey: You bet.
*(Rudolph comes to his elf pal)
*Rudolph: Need an assistant, Hermey?
*Hermey: (grins) What a pal.
*(The next morning, we see a complete view of the red mobile building from last night, which has a green roof above the driver's part of the car, skis on the bottom and a spring with a big tooth on top. Mr. Kite flies by it, as it travels through the snow. Rudolph is in the front with Hermey, who is driving)
*Rudolph: What now, Hermey?
*Hermey: Behold, the wonders of the tooth-mobile, my all-terrain mobile dental facility.
*(He drives on, heading for the shore, but on the road, the two groan and yelp because the ice is making the road bumpy. Then as they come to the water, the elf pulls a lever, activating some pontoons for the vehicle to float gently above the water)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: Then our friends enjoyed to the island of Misfit Toys for a dental house to tend to the alien King Moonracer.
*(Mr. Kite flies near Hermey as Rudolph stares at him, to the kite's notice)
*Mr. Kite: You're staring.
*Rudolph: I'm sorry, I was just trying to figure out…
*Mr. Kite: (finishes for him) Why I'm a misfit toy. The awful truth? I'm afraid of heights! Ain't it tragic?
*Hermey: Actually, Rudolph and I used to be misfits as well.
*Mr. Kite: (scoffs) You're yanking my tail.
*Rudolph: (hangs his head) Except, I'm YET a misfit.
*Hermey: But you're a celebrity.
*Rudolph: Then what? I'd give anything for a normal nose.
*Hermey: Poor guy.
*Mr. Kite: How tragic.
*(Rudolph sniffs a bit, before the yellow-haired elf looks to him. Then he begins to sing)
*Hermey: (sings) Keep your chin up, keep your shoulders back and face the world with pride. Then what if you're a little bit different, you're yet bona fide.
*(They stop the tooth-mobile a bit, for Rudolph and Hermey to get in the back room, where Hermey performs his dental operations. Rudolph gets on the patient's bed as Hermey sings)
*Hermey: (singing) Stick your nose out, hold your antlers high, enjoy the world you see.
*(Hermey incidentally presses a lever, causing the bed to spin swiftly, sending Rudolph flying off. He recovers a bit, though feeling dizzy)
*Hermey: (singing) Then what if we're a little bit funny, hey, you yet have me.
*(Soon, they are on top of the tooth-mobile, which comes near a small iceberg)
*Rudolph: (singing) We're just a little bit, aw, just a little.
*Hermey: (singing) We stand out from the rest.
*(Rudolph jumps onto the iceberg, while somehow keeping the vehicle parked in that spot)
*Rudolph: (singing) Golly, but I just don't fit.
*Hermey: (singing) Hey, don't even think of it.
*Rudolph: (singing) Not even for a little bit?
*Hermey: (singing) The situation's delicate, we'll find a fit.
*Rudolph: (singing) You're such a wit.
*Hermey: (singing) And you're a major benefit.
*Two: (singing) Oohhhh!!!!
*Rudolph: (confused) Me?
*(Then the two jump across another iceberg)
*Hermey: (singing) Then keep your chin up, keep your shoulders back.
*Two: (singing) And face the world with pride.
*(As they continue, Hermey pulls his hat down in a silly manner, before the red-nosed fawn makes a silly face)
*Two: (singing) Then what if we're both kinda loony, then what if we're both kinda toony, then what if we're both kinda spoony? Spoony, toony, loony, we're just fine.
*(After straightening his hat back in place, Hermey jumps to another iceberg, though he starts losing balance as he waves his arms about)
*Hermey: (singing) Hey, I'm not just an dental elf.
*Rudolph: (singing) You're a monumental elf.
*(Rudolph flies to his friend, grabs his collar with his mouth and pulls him off the berg just in time and they land safely on another back)
*Hermey: (singing) I'm happy as can be.
*Rudolph: (singing) Even if I'm down and out.
*Hermey: (singing) In a hole, I'll pull you out.
*Rudolph: (singing) You're the coolest of the cats.
*Hermey: (singing) Remember, elves and reindeer rule.
*Rudolph: (singing) You think that's true?
*Hermey: (singing) I do, don't you? Just look at all the facts we do.
*Two: (singing) Oohhhh!!!!
*Rudolph: (amazed) Really?
*Two: (singing) Then keep your eyes bright, take a real deep breath and hold your head up high.
*Hermey: (singing) Remember, don't ever feel crummy, because I am your personal chummy.
*Rudolph: (singing) We're really remarkably plummy, yes, plummy.
*Hermey: (singing) Not glummy.
*Two: (singing) Old chummy, we're perfectly fiiiiine!
*(Soon as the song ends, they get back in the tooth-mobile and drive away from the icebergs)
*Hermey: (to Rudolph) I never made a big deal out of your nose, did I?
*Rudolph: Just like I never made a big deal about you wanting to be a dentist.
*Hermey: Exactly! Then who cares what other people think? We are who we are, right?
*Rudolph: (sighs) I guess.
*(Pretty soon, our gang arrives to a familiar island, and as the vehicle pulls in, Hermey presses a button, making the pontoons go back in)
*Mr. Kite: Here we are, the Island of Misfit Toys.
*(They all get out, as Hermey presses a button on a remote, which locks the doors of the tooth-mobile, before they all go to the boxes lying around. Then the kite calls out to the boxes)
*Mr. Kite: (calling out) C'mon, everyone, we have guests!
*(Then some toys start appearing out of the boxes, with the first two being a wind-up mouse named Jaq, who meows, and a stuffed cat toy named Lucifer, who woofs)
*Mr. Kite: (sings) If a mouse goes "meow" and a cat goes "woof" and a kite is afraid to fly above the roof, don't be frightened by all the noise.
*(Mr. Kite, Rudolph and Hermey see Lucifer run past them, being chased by Gus)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) On the Island of Misfit Toys.
*(Then the other two start joining in with the kite)
*Three: (singing) Oohhhh, the Island of Misfit Toys, toys.
*(The next toys that burst out of their boxes are a jack-in-the-box who doesn't look like any regular one, a ball with a face but has no bounce and a toy plane, except this one can't fly)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) As a jack-in-the-box isn't jack at all and there isn't any bounce in a bouncing ball, take a breath and regain your poise on the Island of Misfit Toys.
*(The three continue singing as they walk around)
*Three: (singing) Oohhhh, the Island of Misfit Toys. Toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys.
*(Then a pair of binoculars with eyes and glasses come out of the box they are in)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) Seems like everyone wants to pay attention.
*(Then the binoculars see a spinning top with a face spinning rapidly)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) Nobody wants to be different and face rejection.
*Binoculars: (squints) Does anybody like me?
*Mr. Kite: I sure do.
*(The binoculars begins walking until bumping into the top)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) Look, these binoculars just can't see. And the dizzy, dizzy top is a catastrophe.
*(Then, out from a present jumps out a submarine with a human face on it)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) But there's no one that this annoys.
*(Luckily, Mr. Kite doesn't hear that)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) On the Island of Misfit Toys.
*Three: (singing) Oohhhh, the Island of Misfit Toys. Toys, toys, toys, we're on the Island of Misfit Toys. Toys, toys, toys, toys, toys.
*(Then Mr. Kite comes near a piggy bank named Peggy)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) There's a pig without a slot as if you shake her around and listen to her tummy, you won't hear a sound.
*(To prove the point, Peggy shakes herself, as there is indeed no sound to be made)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) Not a penny to make a noise on the Island of Misfit Toys.
*(Hermey stuffs up a handful of snow and throws it in the air, with the snow transforming into snowflakes)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) Snowflakes come in different shapes and sizes, like a misfit toy, they're chock complete with surprises.
*(For some reason, Hermey grabs Mr. Kite's tail, to the kite's annoyance)
*Mr. Kite: (pulls himself off) Let go of my tail!
*(Then Mr. Kite comes to a toy train named Tillie, who just stands where she is, instead of rolling down the hill)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) There's a train that can't roll down the track.
*(Then we see a boomerang with a face and fedora, along with a faced rustler shaking itself, without any noise he makes)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) A boomerang won't come back, a rustle without a noise.
*(Then whatever other misfit toys are on the island now gather in a circle near the three)
*Mr. Kite: (singing) On the Island of Misfit Toys.
*Three: (singing) Oohhhh, the Island of Misfit Toys. Oohhhh, the Island of Misfit Toys.
*(The toys bop their heads slightly to the song)
*Three: (singing) Toys, toys, toys, we're on the Island of Misfit Toys. Toys, toys, toys, toys, toys!
*(As they are done, they pause a bit before Hermey looks worried. Then Rudolph turns to the toys)
*Rudolph: Nice to meet all of you.
*(The spinning top is yet spinning too rapidly until he stops, seeing the three in a weary perspective, looking like there is more than one of them each)
*Top: (dizzily) Whoa-ho-ho! I just wish there weren't so many of you!
*(Then, a toy with a cute happy face on it called Chatter walks around a bit before it rings. The phone picks up its own handle somehow and speaks into it)
*Chatter: Hullo-o-o-o!
*(However, there is no response, making the phone sigh mournfully, hanging himself up)
*Chatter: Nobody.
*Mr. Kite: Oh, he's the telephone with hang-ups.
*(Then Peggy steps forward and speaks)
*Peggy: And I'm Peggy, the piggy bank. Only fact is, they forgot to give me a slot.
*(She shakes himself again, and yet no sound is made)
*Peggy: Hear that? Nothing. I'm all empty inside. I need change!
*(Then the boomerang wanders around as he speaks to the piggy bank)
*Boomerang: (Australian accent) You think you have problems, mate? I'm the boomerang that doesn't come back!
*(To prove his point, he jumps and flies in the air away from the island without returning)
*Boomerang: G'DAAAAAAAYYY!!!
*(He continues yelling as he twirls off in the distance, leaving the newcomers stunned)
*Mr. Kite: Ain't it tragic?
*(Then a pair of trumpets with eyes and flags come floating by themselves and blow a fanfare)
*Mr. Kite: (announces) His majesty, King Moonracer!
*(They look up and see a familiar winged lion flying through the heavens with his head wrapped in a ribbon similar to Jacob Marley. He looks painful as he holds his cheek with his paw. Then the lion lands down in front of them. He moans a bit)
*Moonracer: Oh, the pain, the pain!
*Rudolph: Right this fashion, your majesty!
*(The two with the king go to the tooth-mobile. A bit later, inside the vehicle, Hermey is in a dentist's uniform. Rudolph stands back watching as Moonracer, with the ribbon no longer around his head, lays back in the patient's chair and Hermey holds up some dental tools to use to check on the lion's teeth)
*Hermey: Now let's have a look-see at these pearly white…um, fangs, should we?
*(Then the reluctant Moonracer shakes his head no, making the two roll their eyes)
*Hermey: Tut-tut-tut. Nothing to fear, your highness. I'm a professional. Open wide please.
*(The yet-reluctant king of the island opens his mouth, but not wide enough for the elf to see. Rudolph shines his nose's light into the lion's mouth)
*Hermey: Wider.
*(Moonracer opens his mouth a little wider, but yet not wide enough)
*Hermey: Wider!
*(Moonracer opens his mouth the widest he can, and Hermey starts using hit tools to tap on the front teeth)
*Hermey: (worried) Oh, my. That hurt?
*(Moonracer's eyes are starting to close)
*Moonracer: (muffled) Uh-uh.
*(Then he starts tapping some of the lion's back teeth at the top of his mouth)
*Hermey: This?
*Moonracer: (muffled) Uh-uh.
*(The yellow-haired elf climbs halfway into the lion's mouth)
*Hermey: How about...
*(Then he reaches some part of the teeth, and that results the lion's eyes to widen in alarm as he shrieks in pain, and Hermey pulls himself out)
*Hermey: Was that a yes or a no?
*Moonracer: Please, don't warn me I need a root canal.
*Hermey: You need a root canal.
*Moonracer: I asked you not to warn me that.
*Hermey: Don't worry, sire, this won't hurt a bit.....
*(He pulls out a big tool with a drill, whirring very fast, making Moonracer's eyes turn in fear as the lion feels woozy)
*Moonracer: Mummy.
*(That evening, all the toys prepped by the elves for the Christmas Eve launch are all wrapped and stored in some warehouse. Santa and Foreman Elf are in the room with the man looking serious at the foreman elf)
*Santa: Can't be too careful with this Toy Taker on the loose.
*(Then the man turns off the lights in the warehouse before he and the elf depart. Santa locks the door, before speaking to two guard soldier toys who are guarding the warehouse)
*Santa: Alert me at the first sign of danger, boys.
*(The two salute to their boss as he and Foreman Elf take their leave, with the latter looking unsure about the guards, who are marching back and forth near the doors)
*(End of Flashback)
*(We see our snowman narrator near some decorated Christmas trees as he continues warning the story)
*Scoop T. Snowman: As soon as Santa and all his elves and reindeer were tucked in and fast asleep…it happened; the unthinkable!
*(Flashback)
*(In the warehouse, all is silent until a familiar figure, except now ghostly-looking, appears through the roof and floats down to where all the packaged toys are, and he snickers sinisterly as he looks at all the inventory)
*(Late that day, with the sun going down, Rudolph and Hermey are back in the Tooth-Mobile, with the elf getting the vehicle started and making the pontoons appear as they shove off, while the toys and Moonracer say their farewells)
*Moonracer: Farewell. Don't forget us on Christmas.
*(They sail off, as the two wave to the island's inhabitants. In the Northern seas, the two are far from the island, but storm clouds are forming, to their worry)
*Hermey: Looks like rough weather ahead. Perhaps we should turn back.
*Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
*Hermey: (smirks) That doe certainly has you head over hooves, doesn't she?
*(Rudolph looks a bit concerned)
*Rudolph: Who warned you?
*Hermey: Everyone in Christmastown knows!
*Rudolph: They do so?!
*Hermey: Haven't you warned each other?
*Rudolph: (bashfully) Well, not in so many words.
*Hermey: Last I counted, it was just three.
*Rudolph: Oh, I tried, Hermey, but the words won't come.
*Hermey: I know what you mean.
*(Flashback)
*(We see a room complete with elves in graduation uniforms and caps, and a certain yellow-haired elf, donning a graduation uniform and cap as well, is heading up to the stage where a tooth fairy is waiting at the podium for him, while holding a rolled-up diploma)
*Hermey's Voice: It was graduation day at the elf academy of dental arts.
*(She is Tinker Bell, the Pixie Fairy. Hermey is looking happy and starry-eyed as he walks up to her)
*Tinker Bell: Congratulations, Hermey.
*(She hands him the diploma, making the male elf blush. Then he looks bashful before he faints. Tinker Bell looks a bit worried)
*(End of Flashback)
*Rudolph: You have a crush on the Tooth Fairy?
*Hermey: And her teeth are perfect.
*(Then they hear a loud rumble with some lightning flashing to go with it)
*Hermey: Uh-oh.
*(End of Flashback)
*(With our snowman narrator, he looks very worried)
*Scoop T. Snowman: Then it hit! The North Pole unfurled its fiercest frozen fury! Yes, sir, it was kind of storm that swallows ships entire as Rudolph and Hermey were caught smack-dab in the thick of it!
*(Flashback)
*(Out in the sea, a bolt of lightning appears and the rain comes pouring down hard. As the two sail in their tooth-mobile, they look very concerned)
*Rudolph: Uh, Hermey?
*Hermey: Eep!
*(Hermey is alarmed to see something else up ahead. Yes, there is a giant iceberg covered in snow up ahead and Rudolph shrieks while Hermey tries to steer around it, but can't get out of the road in time, and they smash, which causes a crack in the berg. The crack increases, causing parts of the ice to fall apart into the sea, including parts that hold the snow on top. The snow collapses on the pair and the Tooth-Mobile, sending them down below. Then, a lightning bolt zaps the remaining ice, breaking it all apart and sending them down below)
*(Suddenly, a humming sound is heard and a red light glows in the middle of the sea and then Rudolph comes out flying with Hermey holding onto him tightly while glowing his nose's light throughout the heavens to find land. Rudolph looks down on the island below, as he shines his nose down on the island)
*Rudolph: Land!
*(Rudolph floats down to the island with a flash of a lightning bolt alarming them in the progress)
*Hermey: Um, where are we?
*Rudolph: Who knows? Let's just get out of this storm!
*(They turn and see the Tooth-Mobile being carried by the currents up to some rocks at near the land, and it smashes, making the entire vehicle shipwreck. They look worried as Hermey pulls out his remote and aims it at the vehicle, pressing it to hope it will start. Instead, a rear-view mirror bursts off and splashes into the sea. Then the two walk away from the shipwrecked vehicle to look for sign of help, while trying to brave the rainy storm. Then they come across a sign)
*Hermey: (reading) "Welcome to Castaway Cove…"
*Rudolph: (reading) "No trespassing...."
*Two: (reading/confused) "Darling."?
*(They exchange confused glances to each other, before a voice snaps)
*Voice: Halt! Who goes there?!
*(They turn and see a Captain Hook-like fashion with face, arms and legs charging to the two. His name is Boris E. Ratso)
*Boris: You're not toys! Begone, trespassers!
*Rudolph: But we got shipwrecked!
*(Hermey points to the shipwrecked tooth-mobile)
*Hermey: We just need someplace warm and dry.
*Boris: Very well, follow me.
*(Then the two follow the gingerbread cop into some secret ice cave entrance)
*(Soon, they come down some crystal stairs to where a gondola is waiting. All of them get in, and the local gingerbread cop grabs the oar and starts using it to row through the caverns. Soon they come to a stopping point and all of them jump out of the boat and go up the door, giving a "shave and a haircut" knock on the door, making the doors open on the other side by two other gingerbread cops)
*(Boris chooses to ignore the comment, as the three go into some royal hall, to the amazement of the newcomers. As they walk on, a Dopey-like fashion in a doctor's uniform comes rushing out of a room on one side to another. Rudolph and Hermey look at each other, yet confused. They go down another hall, where another gingerbread man salutes his colleague. His name is Phineas Pike)
*(Now the newcomers and lead gingerbread cop come to a throne room, with a big throne/bed is at the end of, surrounded by fancy curtains)
*Boris: Queen Camilla will decide your fate.
*Two: (shocked) Fate?!
*(Boris looks up and sees something approaching)
*Boris: (calls out) Her majesty, the glamorous and famous Queen Camilla!
*(The newcomers look up to see some figure flying into the room and to the throne. She is Queen Camilla, and she flies into the seat, grinning to the newcomers)
*Camilla: Hello, darlings.
*(Boris moves away from Rudolph and Hermey, as they look to the hippopotamus queen, trying to think of a good fact to say)
*Rudolph: Hi.
*Hermey: Uh, hello there.
*Camilla: (frowns) Enough banter! Why you trespass on Castaway Cove, huh?
*Rudolph: Well, w-we were shipwrecked, and…
*(The purple hippo, however, doesn't let the fawn finish)
*Camilla: Lies, lies, lies! Just because Camilla is beautiful, don't mean she's one sandwich short of picnic, darling. You've come to steal Camilla's famous toys! Confess!
*(The two are completely shocked at the accusation)
*Hermey: Us?!
*Rudolph: Why would we...
*Camilla: SILENCE, before I mount you over that mantel lickety-split! (calls out to gingerbread cops) Guards, throw them in the dungeon for three hundred years!
*Two: What?!
*(Boris, Finias and some other gingerbread figure cops surrounding the two)
*Rudolph: But he's a dentist.
*Hermey: (gestures to Rudolph) And-and he's a beloved holiday icon.
*(Of course, the gingerbread cops yet get ready to apprehend the two)
*Finias: Get him, boys!
*(The pair look for a road out of this but can't find one, then two of the gingerbread guards jump onto Rudolph and he tries shaking them off, almost like a mechanical bull ride. Then Boris and Finias have Hermey cornered before the yellow-haired elf pulls out the first item he has on him; a toothbrush, and he begins swinging it around, to the two gingerbread men's concern)
*Boris: Watch it, boys! He has a toothbrush!
*Hermey: (swings toothbrush around) And I know how to use it as well!
*(Rudolph is yet fighting with the guards on him and trying to throw them off)
*Rudolph: (groaning) Let…go!
*(Then he shines his nose brightly, to the surprise of all the guards present, as well as Camilla)
*Boris: Look, he has a very shiny nose!
*Camilla: (gasps) It's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Oi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi.
*Boris: Oh, yes, that is.
*Finias: Oh, yes.
*(The guards all back away and let the red-nosed fawn go. The hippo comes to the fawn)
*Camilla: Rudy, darling. You're looking pretty famous.
*(She stuffs him up, kisses both his cheeks and hugs him tightly, barely breathing with the glowing stopping. Rudolph taps her on the shoulder)
*Rudolph: Uhh uhh ooh!
*Camilla: I'm sorry for all that rough stuff, darling!
*(She sets him down, as he takes a huge breath)
*Camilla: We thought you were the Toy Taker.
*Rudolph: Us, the Toy Taker? But-
*(The hippopotamus queen yet looks worried about the fawn, before she continues speaking)
*Camilla: Let's not dwell on the past, caribou. It's not retrospective. Welcome to my famous castle, darlings; as toys get old or broken, and would otherwise be cast away, Queen Camilla brings them to Castaway Cove for a rest, relaxation and rejuvenation. Come, darling, I give you a five-penny tour, yes?
*(She grins to the two)
*Camilla: Oh, darling, bring your tired toys, you poor toys, your toys yearning to breathe free.
*(Then Camilla starts singing a new song)
*Camilla: (sings) Hey, boys, bring me your dollies. Hey, boys, bring them to me. Hey, boys, it'll be jolly. I can fix them with my T.L.C.!
*(Rudolph and Hermey give glances to each other before seeing Camilla slide behind her curtained throne and comes back out, in a medical uniform-like fashion)
*Camilla: (singing) Hey, boys, bring me your patients. Dr. C is in the house, I have the cure for what ails you. Be your moose or be your mouse.
*(She continues singing as the gingerbread cops bop their heads along, to Rudolph and Hermey's notice)
*Camilla: (singing) Because everything is beautiful.
*(At this next part, she looks in the mirror while putting on some eyeliner via the magic in her snout to levitate the brush and paint across her eyebrows)
*Camilla: (singing) The entire world is famously beautiful.
*(She starts heading down the hall, with the cops and the pair following her)
*Camilla: (singing) Everything and everyone is beautiful.
*(She opens the doors to a room that looks like a little salon)
*Camilla: (singing) They're beautiful, I make them beautiful.
*(We see a female gingerbread figure putting a blonde wig on a bald doll patient, who is reading a magazine)
*Camilla: (singing) A little plastic here, a little stuffing here. Some absolutely genuine faux-blonde hair.
*(Camilla brushes a powder-puff across Rudolph's nose)
*Camilla: (singing) Some powder on the nose.
*(Now we see a toy male hanging his head while walking glumly behind a board to change his wardrobe)
*Camilla: (singing) A new pair of pants and I will ratify your dance, c'mon!
*(The toy walks out, dressed as dapper, as he shakes a gingerbread tailor's hand. Then Camilla comes to a couch where other toy patients are sitting)
*Camilla: (singing) Hey, toys, if you get busted. Come here, I'll make it right.
*(Next, Camilla shows two beds with toy patients being fixed up by more gingerbread medical attendants)
*Camilla: (singing) My glue, it can be trusted, makes you stick around all night.
*(Then the hippo sees a couple hairs stick up on Hermey's head, before she pulls out a pair of scissors and trims these hairs off)
*Camilla: (singing) A little varnish here, a little garnish there, a little clip-clip-clip of your hair.
*(Then she brushes some paint on the side of a toy trained named Thomas)
*Camilla: (singing) A little dab of paint, applied with love and care and I'll repair your souvenir.
*(Then the happy toy train toots his whistle before driving himself down the toy tracks as Camilla, Rudolph and Hermey watch on)
*Camilla: (singing) If there's a boo-boo on your choo-choo train, we'll make the whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo whistle again.
*(Then they come back into the hall, as Camilla dances a bit)
*Camilla: (singing) We can fix it all, we do it every day.
*(Then she changes back into her royal outfit while putting the doctor's uniform away and now wears skates on her hind legs and skates across the hall)
*Camilla: (singing) Then rock on, boys, just let the band play. Go!
*(She skates in a circle with Rudolph and Hermey. They circle around the hall for a couple times)
*Camilla: (slyly) Play it, boys!
*(Then Rudolph and Hermey come zooming up to a ramp, and jump over it)
*Camilla: (singing) Oh, everything is beautiful!
*(The gingerbread guards hold up a silver plate of non-living regular Christmas cookies as Camilla comes and grabs them, as her reflection is seen on the plate)
*Camilla: (singing) So beautiful, I make them beautiful.
*(She eats one of the cookies)
*Camilla: (singing) Hey, toys, this is the feast.
*(Then she appears in a dance hall, in a dancer's outfit, with spotlights shining on her and Rudolph and Hermey, as they both try dancing like she did, but he was unsuccessful, with Hermey falling over)
*Camilla: (singing) Get your groove on, 1, 2, 3!
*(Some lights shine upon two gingerbread dancers who dance rhythmically)
*Camilla: (singing) I'm just a medical smarty.
*(Then she goes back into her royal outfit as she gets to the end of her song)
*Camilla: (singing) I'll make you beautiful like meeeee!
*(She turns around before turning back once more)
*Camilla: (singing) I'll make you beautiful just like me, yes!
*(She heads back to her throne, and pulls out a fan with the magic of her hand)
*Hermey: My, you run a very fine establishment, your majesty.
*Rudolph: It's beautiful!
*Camilla: (fans herself) The only problem is what to do with all these toys after Camilla makes them so beautiful and famous.
*(She uses her hand's magic to dip a bubble wand into a small jar of bubbles next to her, and she begins blowing bubbles out of it. Rudolph gets an idea, grinning)
*Rudolph: Perhaps Santa can find them homes, just like he does for King Moonracer.
*(Camilla waves her bubble wand, blowing a few bubbles around)
*Camilla: If you do this for me, I do something for you. What is your fondest desire, darlings?
*Hermey: (motions to Rudolph) Well, um, he wants a normal nose.
*Rudolph: (motions to Hermey) And HE wants a date with the Tooth Fairy.
*Camilla: Nose job Camilla can do.
*(Rudolph is amazed)
*Rudolph: You mean…you can give me a normal nose?
*Camilla: You're joking me, sugarplum? (gets up) Nobody knows noses like Queen Camilla.
*(Finias hands her a remote with a button and she pressed it with her hand's magic, turning on a screen, which everyone turns their attention to. It shows a picture of Rudolph with his red nose)
*Camilla: Before…
*(Then she presses the button, switching it to a picture of Rudolph with a normal black nose)
*Camilla: (continues) After. Famous, no?
*(Rudolph is really amazed by that new look)
*Rudolph: Oh, it's the nose I've always dreamed of.
*Camilla: Of course it is, darling. Say that word, and it's yours, lickety-split.
*Rudolph: Yes!
*(However, Camilla already turns and claps her hands, calling some medical gingerbread figures, pushing a table in the throne room)
*Camilla: Take caribou to operating room number two.
*(Hermey looks worried though)
*Hermey: You realize a nose job is permanent, your nose won't ever glow again.
*Rudolph: I've waited my entire life for this chance, Hermey.
*Hermey: But what if it's another foggy Christmas Eve?
*Camilla: (shrugs) Santa can't afford headlights, darling?
*Hermey: What if Clarice doesn't like the new nose?
*(Rudolph's happy look fades as he remembers Clarice and the event just mentioned)
*Rudolph: Uh…
*(Then he looks unsure towards Camilla, who is waiting for his response)
*Rudolph: Perhaps I need some time to think it over.
*Camilla: Take all the time you want, sugarplum.
*(The next morning, some gingerbread men, dressed as mechanics and painters, stand around the Tooth-Mobile parked on land, looking just like new)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: Rudolph promised to warn Santa all about Castaway Cove, and by morning, Queen Camilla's staff repaired the Tooth-Mobile better than new.
*(Soon, the pair come walking to where their vehicle is, and they turn once more, waving a farewell to Camilla, Boris and Finias, who wave a farewell themselves)
*(Now we see our snowman narrator standing near the gazebo)
*Scoop T. Snowman: But on the journey back to Christmastown, Rudolph had his mind set on how a new, less-shiny nose might change his life for the better. And what have you done, he made it home just in time to keep his date with Clarice.
*(The snowman turns and watches the two fawns in the forest, as they get ready to practice flying)
*Rudolph: Remember, build up speed, and then…
*Clarice: Jump into the wind! Ready, set, go!
*(Then the doe trots off, trying to build up speed with Rudolph following her, but not really catching up. Clarice laughs at this)
*Clarice: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Slowpoke!
*(Rudolph chuckles while trotting after her. Two squirrels and two birds in a tree watch on. As the two fawns keep running and laughing, they come to a point where Rudolph takes off into the air and so does Clarice)
*Rudolph: Hey, whoa!
*(However, Clarice feels it won't last long, as did the squirrels, who gasps. Clarice yelps as she starts to fall and hit the snow. The two squirrels sigh at this, and the flying Rudolph notices this, looking worried)
*Rudolph: What? Uh-oh.
*(He lands down to his love, who coughs out some snow and shakes some right off her)
*Clarice: The sun was in my eyes.
*(Rudolph chuckles a bit)
*Clarice: (frowns) It's not funny!
*(However, the doe can't help but laugh herself)
*Rudolph: Again?
*Clarice: Now that I'm all warmed up, why not?
*(The tree critters look worried again as the fawns go back to where they started to fly from and trot again. They take off into the air once more, but with Clarice's legs moving rather wobbily as she tries soaring. She yelps and wobbles before she comes smashing down to the hill and rolls all the road to a snowdrift, smashing into it. The two squirrels gasp at this, and so does Rudolph, who comes down to his love. Her tail sticks out as Rudolph grabs it and tugs her out of there, resulting in him to fall back into some snow, before rolling back into Clarice, who doesn't see Rudolph rolling into her, and this makes the two birds wince as the doe goes back into the drift. She gets herself out, coughs up and shakes off some snow, before she sighs in disappointment)
*Clarice: Oh, who am I joking? I'll never earn my wings.
*Rudolph: C'mon, Clarice. Have a little faith in yourself.
*(The two fawns start walking together)
*Clarice: And I wanted to impress you so badly.
*Rudolph: (surprised) Impress me?
*Clarice: I'm so…ordinary, and you're so famous.
*(The tree critters watch their conversation)
*Rudolph: I won't be so famous after I get my nose fixed, then I'll be normal like everyone else.
*Clarice: But, Rudolph…
*Rudolph: (interrupts her) And I'll eventually fit in, and…and…and we can be happy, and…
*(He is stuck upon what to say next, but Clarice grins and stops in front of him)
*Clarice: I love your nose and everything about you.
*Rudolph: (surprised) You do so?
*Clarice: Mm-hmm.
*(Rudolph and Clarice keep walking, with the male fawn blushing)
*Rudolph: And…and…well, you know how I feel, don't you?
*Clarice: Do I?
*Rudolph: I mean, everyone in Christmastown knows. It's so obvious.
*(The tree critters watching smirk as they knew what will happen next. The male squirrel kneels down in front of the female, who bats her eyelashes and then kisses the male, making him blush and fall backward. The two birds chirp in laughter at this)
*Clarice: Warn me any matter.
*(Rudolph brushes his hoof into the snow hesitantly, while his nose beams and he blushes)
*Rudolph: Well, uh…
*(He looks around to make sure he isn't being watched, before he whispers something into Clarice's ear, making her gasp in delight)
*Clarice: Really?
*(The next fact that happened is Clarice galloping in the air, laughing joyfully)
*Clarice: He loves me!
*(The embarrassed Rudolph dunks his head in a nearby drift while Clarice gallops up the hill)
*Clarice: He loves me! Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer loves me!
*(Then something surprising happens; Clarice starts flying through the air gracefully as she laughs. This amazes the tree critters, as well as Rudolph, once he gets his head out of the snow to see why Clarice is laughing. He gasps and grins upon seeing his love fly through the air)
*Rudolph: Clarice, you're flying!
*(Two seals in the forest, who watch, bark happily. Then Clarice lands gracefully down towards Rudolph and the seals)
*Rudolph: You did it, Clarice! You did it! Aw, sheesh!
*(Rudolph tries to figure out what to say, but then a certain coach reindeer arrives to where the two are)
*Comet: You better come to the castle, you two.
*Rudolph: Something wrong, Coach Comet?
*Comet: Wrong, I'll say! Santa's warehouse was robbed!
*(Soon, there is a meeting inside the castle's ballroom with all elves, critters and reindeer. Most of them are muttering in worry, while Santa, on the stage, moans)
*Santa: Oh, I should have guarded the toys myself.
*Mrs. Claus: (puts his hand on Santa's shoulder) Oh, Papa, you mustn't blame yourself.
*Santa: He took every single toy we made.
*Foreman Elf: And even the toys guarding the toys!
*Hank: (shrugs) So we'll make new toys?
*Foreman Elf: We can't make up for a year's work in three days. There's just not enough time!
*Santa: (sighs) I'm afraid it's going to be a toy-less Christmas this year.
*(Most look down until Rudolph speaks out)
*Rudolph: Only if we give up!
*(They look at Rudolph)
*Comet: Rudolph has a plan, right? Right! What's the plan, champ?
*(Then Rudolph steps forward to speak)
*Rudolph: Well, what if we catch the Toy Taker and get the toys back by Christmas?
*Santa: But by golly, how does one catch such a slippery scoundrel?
*(Then the majority all mutters to one another at once)
*Comet: Well, you have me.
*Mrs. Claus: Oh, someone must've seen something last night.
*(Then Hank speaks out, raising his hand)
*Hank: I did.
*Most: Huh? What?
*Santa: What did you see, Hank?
*(The loon elf puts his finger on his chin, as he tries to recollect the events of the night before)
*(Flashback)
*(Last night, in the elves' sleeping quarters, every elf is asleep in bed, except for Hank, who is sitting by the window, reading a book)
*Hank's Voice: I was up late reading last night…
*(The loon sees a shadow appear over the page he is on, making the loon look up to see a certain blimp flying above)
*Hank's Voice: And I saw...well, it looked like a giant flying football, I thought I was just seeing facts.
*(The loon goes back to his reading, but ends up taking a double take, seeing the blimp no longer there. He goes back to his reading again, while the blimp sails away in the heavens, leaving the North Pole)
*(End of Flashback)
*(Everyone is yet speaking in worry and confusion)
*Hank: A football?
*Clarice: I think Hank saw a blimp.
*Santa: Great bouncing icebergs! That's how he absconded with our toys.
*Mr. Claus: Papa, why don't we look for clues?
*Rudolph: To the scene of the crime!
*(A bit later, everyone is searching the warehouse high and low for clues of the Toy Taker's appearance. Rudolph shines his nose to look, and while Hermey is looking, his former boss sees him and shouts)
*Foreman Elf: You again!
*Hermey: Actually, I'm a dentist now.
*Foreman Elf: Dentist, schmentrist, you no-account rebel?! You left my staff one elf short!
*Hermey: You'd better be nice. One of these days, you'll need a dentist and I'm the only one around.
*Foreman Elf: I wouldn't let you touch my choppers with a 10-foot pole, you-you tooth maniac!
*Clarice's Voice: I found something!
*(They turn and see Clarice near a small speck of stuffing, and she nudges it over to Santa, who picks it up)
*Foreman Elf: Why?! That's just toy stuffing!
*(The man sniffs it a bit, before taking a taste with his tongue. He recognizes the stuffing)
*Santa: Oh, it's stuffing alright. We stopped using this kind years ago.
*Rudolph's Voice: Footprints?
*(Rudolph shines his nose on some footprints that have some imprint that doesn't look like the bottom of a regular shoe)
*Hermey: How peculiar.
*(Present Time)
*(Our snowman narrator moves up a hill and looks at us)
*Scoop T. Snowman: And then, Santa divided every elf, reindeer and forest creature into search feasts. Their mission; to find the Toy Taker by Christmas, they had precious little time to get the job done.
*(Flashback)
*(In Hermey's tooth-mobile, Hermey is showing his friends a map of the world with red pins marked over certain places)
*Hermey: The pinks mark the Toy Taker's path of mayhem and plunder.
*Clarice: He sure gets around, doesn't he?
*(Then Rudolph notices two unmarked spots as he points to the first one with his hoof)
*Rudolph: He hasn't been here.....
*(Then he points to the unmarked spot)
*Rudolph: Or here, Castaway Cove and the Island of Misfit Toys.
*(Soon, the tooth-mobile heads to the peppermint mine, where Yukon and the Abominable Snowman are sitting in front of and the fawns poke their heads out of the window)
*Rudolph: (surprised) Out of business? What just happened?
*Yukon: There's not a peck of pepper or morsel of mint left in that stinky old peppermint mine! Me and Bumble mined it clean!
*Abominable Snowman: Arr hurh hurh.
*Rudolph: How about helping us catch the Toy Taker?
*Clarice: There won't be any toys for Christmas unless we find him.
*Yukon: Well, what are we waiting for? Wahoo!
*(Then he turns with a whistle, as the sled dogs come out, pushing a certain sled. Yukon jumps into the sled while starting it up. It starts to take off in the air, to Yukon's emotion, until the rockets are heard sputtering)
*Yukon: Mush!
*(The sled comes smashing down onto the ground, as the rockets conk out. Yukon sees the needle on the gauge reach toward the "E")
*Yukon: C'mon, mush! Oh, brother!
*(The prospector sighs as he pulls the sled like a horse or sled dog, while working on refueling the rockets and the Abominable Snowman helps push the sled uphill from behind. They follow the tooth-mobile up hill, following the tooth-mobile to being their journey to catch the Toy Taker)
*(Now we see the Toy Taker's blimp heading toward a giant icy glacier, as it descends down into it. A bit later, inside, all the captured toys come up to the Toy Taker himself)
*Toy Taker: Welcome to your new home.
*Rocking Horse: Well, what was wrong with our old homes?
*Toy Taker: They were infested with children!
*Duck: But we love children!
*Toy Taker: And children may love toys at first, but it's a fickle love that never lasts.
*(Then a familiar voice speaks up, getting the villain's attention)
*Voice: Hold on one cotton-picking moment!
*(Sure enough, the familiar jack-in-the-box Rudolph, Hermey and Yukon have met comes jumping to the circle of toys)
*Charlie: I used to live on the Island of Misfit Toys, until Santa found me a home of my own. That was the happiest day of my life. Take me back, my little Sarah needs me.
*(A familiar rag doll steps forward as well)
*Dolly: Please, Mr. Toy Taker, let me go home as well. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.
*Toy Taker: Well, the truth is that children always outgrow you, and if they stop eating you, have mercy. They'll toss you aside like yesterday's trash!
*(All the toys gasp in shock)
*Dolly: Not my little girl.
*(The duck softly whines a bit while the Toy Taker picks him up and strokes him a bit, before setting him down and turning to Charlie)
*Toy Taker: Charlie-in-the-box, think of how lonely life must be if a child stops needing you, but I'll always take care of you.
*(Then Charlie realizes something as he frowns at the man)
*Charlie: Wait a moment! I read about you in the papers! You're not our friend, you're a crook!
*(Then the Toy Taker begins to sing)
*Toy Taker: (sings) You think I'm mean and a nasty thief, because I'm known for stealing lots of toys.
*(Then he goes to Charlie and puts his hands over the jack-in-the-box toy's ears)
*Toy Taker: (singing) But close your ear to these facts you hear, they're lies from cuddly girls and boys.
*(Then he takes his hands off Charlie and goes to Raggedy Ann)
*Toy Taker: (singing) Because they might flatter you on Christmas Day, but sooner or later, they will grow away.
*(Ann looks concerned at what he's singing)
*Toy Taker: (singing) And they'll leave you behind, if they go out to play. No, they won't take you. They won't…take…you.
*(Ann looks like she is about to shed a tear, as the villain pulls the hankie out of his pocket, handing it to her)
*Toy Taker: (singing) But I am a wonderful guy, I'd never treat a toy the fashion these children do so and though you may not want to go.
*(She wipes a tear away, and she grins as the Toy Taker hands her a bouquet of flowers)
*Toy Taker: (singing) The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care...of…you.
*(Then he moves around, making sure he refers to each toy)
*Toy Taker: (singing) And you, and you, and you, and you and you.
*(Then he winds up a wind-up fast food action figure toy, who begins grinning and chomping his teeth eagerly)
*Toy Taker: (singing) A brand-new toy, complete with pride and joy. At first, we'll have a primo time. But then, some boy drops you on your lid and poof! You've gone before YOUR time.
*(Then Turbo turns frightened as he faints backwards. Then the Toy Taker nears a familiar elephant toy and pulls his trunk)
*Toy Taker: (singing) A broken nose, that's the fashion it goes.
*(Next, he tightens a wheel on a toy firetruck)
*Toy Taker: (singing) A missing wheel, think of how you feel. If your paint peels off, and you start to cough.
*(Then he coughs a bit to prove his point)
*Toy Taker: (singing) But will they ever know? But I am a heck of a guy, I'll treat you with respect until my face turns blue. And yes, I am filled with finesse. The Toy Taker, who else, will take care of you? And you, and you, and you, and you and you. I'm a really peaceful fellow. At heart, I'm soft as a jello.
*(Then he squats down on his knees, crossing them and sitting them like a gnu)
*Toy Taker: (singing) My mode of operation is influenced by Gandhi. Then cheer, because the Toy Taker's here. You'll never be discarded or get thrown away.
*(He is raised up with the hose as the toys watch)
*Toy Taker: (singing) I swear, what I'm saying is true. The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care...of…you.
*(Then he points down to more of the toys randomly)
*Toy Taker: (singing) And you, and you, and you, and you and you!
*(With the song done, the hose goes up inside the blimp, as it floats out of the hideout and away for the villain to take toys from the two remaining destinations. Later in the day, at Castaway Cove, Rudolph, Clarice, Hermey, Yukon Cornelius and the Abominable Snowman are in Camilla's throne room, with the hippopotamus queen weeping while holding a tissue)
*Camilla: (weeping) Oh, that Toy Taker took all my beautiful toys!
*(She sobs a bit, before blowing her nose, making a loud honking sound)
*Camilla: I feel so...disgraceful.
*Rudolph: I'm sorry we came too late, Queen Camilla.
*Clarice: Don't worry. We're gonna catch that crook!
*Hermey: And get all the toys back, as well!
*(End of Flashback)
*(Present Time)
*Scoop T. Snowman: Their last hope was the Island of Misfit Toys. Perhaps, just perhaps, they yet had a chance to catch the Toy Taker at his own game.
*(Flashback)
*(At the Island of Misfit Toys, in Moonracer's castle, Rudolph, Clarice, Hermey, Yukon Cornelius and the Abominable Snowman are in Moonracer's throne room, with the lion on his throne with his tooth hurting again, as he holds his cheek in pain)
*Rudolph: We believe the Toy Taker plans to strike here next, your majesty.
*Clarice: But this time, we'll be waiting for him!
*Yukon: And we'll give what horrible hooligan what for!
*Rudolph: No, Cornelius! We won't even try to stop him!
*Clarice: Rudolph has a plan, don't you, Rudolph?
*(That night, all is silent on the island, and the toys are all asleep in their boxes, with some new presents, including a gigantic one, for some reason. Then the Toy Taker's blimp arrives at the island, as the hose lowers a bit and the Toy Taker jumps off, while grinning at the presents. He gets out his flute and begins playing the same tune he played before to lure the other toys. Then each toy comes bursting out of their boxes and are in a trance, following the flute's tune, like the other toys. Out of a couple big boxes burst Rudolph and Clarice with fake wind-up things attached to their backs with some safe sticky material. They try to act dazed and walk like a toy will normally. Then Hermey jumps out in a tooth costume, following his friends, who glances back)
*Rudolph: (silently) The idea was to dress as TOYS, Hermey!
*Hermey: I'm a…Misfit Molar?
*(Next a big box shakes and the lid bursts open, loosening the ribbon in the progress and out comes Yukon Cornelius in a pink tutu)
*Yukon: Oh, brother.
*(They all begin walking like the toys they're disguised as sleepwalkers, following the other toys. Then the giant present shakes before the entire stuff bursts open, revealing the Abominable Snowman in a big bunny suit. He comes jumping like a bunny will, following the others, which are all approaching the hose)
*Rudolph: (silently) Just follow the others.
*(Soon every last toy and our heroes, one by one, get sucked up by the hose up into the blimp. Yukon Cornelius is the last one to get sucked, as the Toy Taker puts his flute away, and then the Abominable Snowman grabs the hose and sticks it to his head, and unfortunately for him, he is stuck there, floating a couple feet above the ground. The Toy Taker is astonished, even though he yet has that creepy grin face)
*Toy Taker: You're an awfully big toy, aren't you?
*Abominable Snowman: (sheepishly) Would you believe that I was a carnival prize?
*Toy Taker: Must be quite a carnival game to offer prizes that big!
*Abominable Snowman: Or how about this? Mister and Missus Giant from the top of the Beanstalk ordered me as a Christmas present for THEIR son.
*Toy Taker: I think I liked the first story better. Well, in either case, I'm sorry, but I can't take you with me, you're too…ginormous!
*(Then the hose lets go of the monster, who makes the ground shake a bit from that hard landing. He gets up, protesting while climbing up on a nearby rock)
*Abominable Snowman: Wait! How about I just hold onto the hose all the road to the hideout? No, wait, that'll yet slow you down.
*(Then he slips off the rock, yelping as he gets hit by some rocks in areas of his body where it hurts the most and gets some sand in his eyes, making him shout in pain before he starts sobbing)
*Toy Taker: Hey, cheer up and look at this fashion, you won't have any children to end up squishing incidentally. (jumps onto hose) Farewell, my hoppity bunny friend. Oh, and have this eye droplets tube.
*(For some reason, some whirring noise is heard and an eye droplets tube comes falling out of his coat while the villain is hoisted up to the blimp, disappearing into it, but the yet-mournful monster pleads for him to stay)
*Abominable Snowman: No, wait, come back! My friends are yet there! And I could make a boy really happy, no-ho, (sobbing) come ba-ha-ha-hack!
*(He continues sobbing as he sits down and pounds his chest like a baby)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: Poor Bumble felt like a lost child at the mall. (chuckles) Well, a very BIG child.
*(The monster sees the eye droplets tube on the ground, opens it up and drops some water to clear up the pain in his eyes. He sniffs as he stops weeping)
*Abominable Snowman: What am I doing here, sobbing like a child? I have to help my friends!
*(Then he begins chasing after the blimp, determined to catch up with it)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: Now, even though Bumbles aren't exactly the smartest of creatures. A domesticated bumble is fiercely loyal. That abominable snowman knew his friends needed him. By hook or by crook, Bumble had to catch up with that blimp, somehow.
*(Of course, he fails to notice he is getting too close to the edge of the island, and then he slips off the ice and sinks deeply into the water, but soon comes back up, shivering and shaking the water off him)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: Certainement, it's a documented fact; bumbles are notorious sinkers.
*Abominable Snowman: That foolish weakness of mine! I should've learned to swim if I was little! (moans) Now how am I gonna catch up to him?!
*(Then he starts jumping in the air repeatedly, upset)
*Abominable Snowman: Why, why, WHY?!
*(Then his stomping causes part of the ice big enough to hold him to break off, making him yelp as he notices that he is floating above it)
*Abominable Snowman: Oh yes, do-it-yourself icebergs, just like Yukon had done before.
*(Then he starts using his big arms to paddle the iceberg he is on pursuit of the blimp)
*Abominable Snowman: Hang in there, guys! Old Bumble's coming for you!
*(On the blimp, the Toy Taker is steering the fact back to his hideout. In the other room with all the captured toys, Clarice looks worried to Yukon Cornelius)
*Clarice: Poor Bumble didn't make it.
*Yukon: Don't worry, missy, he'll catch up. Bumbles always bounce back.
*Rudolph: If my hunch is right, the Toy Taker will lead us right to the missing toys.
*(Clarice turns around, seeing the recently-captured toys and looks concerned at how they look)
*Clarice: Oh, Rudolph, look at them. They're in some kind of trance.
*Yukon: The Toy Taker's flute must pack some kind of hocus pocus voodoo power.
*(The red-nosed fawn turns to a certain yellow kite)
*Rudolph: (whispering) Don't worry, Mr. Kite. We're here to rescue you.
*(Then Mr. Kite looks alarmed for some reason, as he shouts)
*Mr. Kite: In-tru-der!
*Top: Intruders!
*Rudolph: Hey, not so loud!
*Toys: Intruders! Intruders!
*(Then the Toy Taker, who hears the shouting, comes into the room after leaving the blimp on autopilot)
*Toy Taker: You're not toys!
*Rudolph: We're friends of Santa!
*Hermey: And we want his toys back!
*Yukon: Surrender, you hooligan! We have you surrounded!
*(Then the villain pulls out a remote)
*Toy Taker: Do you? I'm sorry you can't stay for the holidays! (presses button on remote) Ta-ta!
*(The toys move out of the road as the floor underneath the heroes opens up and they see that the door is opened up, and they run in the air in alarm before falling out, shrieking. Then Yukon grabs onto a ledge at the bottom of the blimp, with Hermey grabbing onto his leg and the dentist elf holding onto one of Clarice's hooves. Rudolph manages to keep flying and sees the trapdoor open, but before he tries to fly back to it, but as he gets too close to it, it closes up and he hits it hard, knocking the thing off his back and knocking him out of the heavens. Clarice sees her love falling, to her alarm)
*Clarice: Rudolph! No!
*(Without thinking though, she lets go of Hermey's grip and zooms off after her love and catches him on her back, and surprisingly, she isn't falling. She groans as she carries him through the heavens. Rudolph comes around and sees his love carrying him while flying, making him grin)
*Rudolph: Clarice, you saved me!
*(Rudolph gets off and starts flying again with her)
*Clarice: And I earned my wings!
*(With Hermey, Yukon is attempting to keep his hold of the wheel)
*Yukon: Can't hold on much longer!
*(Then his hands begin to slide off the wheel and the pair are sent falling through the heavens, shrieking. It looks like they are done for, until the fawns come flying in and catch them on their backs. Clarice flies through the air with Yukon Cornelius on her back, and Rudolph flies with Hermey on his)
*Yukon: Wa-hoooo!!!!
*(Nevertheless, they fly back to the blimp, as the Toy Taker is humming while steering again, until he sees the heroes floating outside his door, to his dismay)
*Toy Taker: Darn, darn, darn!
*(They near a sliding door that Hermey opens up and the heroes go in, as the Toy Taker puts the fact in autopilot and the passengers get off the fawns, before all of them look at the villain)
*Rudolph: Got you now!
*Toy Taker: (whips out remote) I think not!
*(He presses the button, which makes a hatch above them open up, along with a rope to appear, which the villain climbs up, making his escape)
*Yukon: Why, that little...allow me!
*(Yukon jumps up into the hatch and holds his hand out for each team member, helping them up. Once he is up, to his surprise, he sees the Toy Taker's arm stretch out very longer while grabbing a pole)
*Yukon: What?
*(Then the Toy Taker swings before landing on a ledge, making a mechanical-sounding thump, confusing him further as he begins running while making odd mechanical-sounding creaks along the road. Then Yukon climbs the ladder after the thief. Then he sees a huge ball as he takes a jump)
*Yukon: Wa-hooo!!!
*(He bounces off the ball before Yukon grabs a pole, swings around it and lands on a ledge above him, landing gracefully)
*Yukon: Ta-da!
*(On the same ledge he is, the Toy Taker is running up some stairs nearby, making some more creaks with some bits of stuffing falling out. Yukon follows him in pursuit. As he gets to a ladder leading to a hatch that leads to the top of the blimp, with Yukon following. Once on the top, the villain continues running, before Yukon turns to the villain. He gets up on the roof in determination, not knowing that he walked across, little holes have appeared in the blimp with air hissing and letting out. The Toy Taker takes notice as he gasps)
*Toy Taker: Hey! You're messing up my blimp!
*(Yukon stops walking, confused)
*Yukon: What?
*(Then he realizes that the spiky cleets he has on the boots he got on, as he looks at the cleets)
*Yukon: Whoops.
*(Yukon decides to worry about it later as he continues following the Toy Taker, who jumps over to the edge of the blimp with the creaking sounds yet coming from his legs. Then the Toy Taker sees something coming from the prospector and fly)
*Toy Taker: What's that behind you?
*Yukon: Ha! I ain't a-falling for that old trick!
*(Then the object comes swirling towards the prospector, not bothering to think. The object happens to be a certain boomerang)
*Boomerang: G'daaaaaaayyy!!!
*(The boomerang swirls past him, making him yelp while the prospector is knocked off guard)
*Boomerang: (calling out) I'm sorry, mate!
*Yukon: (weakly) It's…alright.
*(Then the prospector flails his arms around, not seeing one of the puddles of oil behind him as he slips, making him yelp and he begins slipping across some more mud puddles as he clumsily goes backwards with more air letting out due to the fact being made by the boots. Then Yukon begins falling backwards off the blimp, plummeting as he shrieks. Rudolph watches his friend fall past the window, to his horror)
*Rudolph: Cornelius! NoooooOOOO!!!!
*(He keeps plummeting to his demise)
*Yukon: Oh brotheeeeeeerrr!!!
*(Present Time)
*Scoop T. Snowman: Oh dear, looks like our friend Yukon Cornelius is done for; or is he?
*(Flashback)
*(The Abominable Snowman is yet paddling his road on the iceberg, until he hears a familiar voice shrieking and he looks up, seeing Yukon falling out of the heavens. He stops paddling as he gets up and holds out his covered paws, which Yukon lands in)
*Yukon: Paws off, you yuckity yeti!
*(Then for fun, he tickles the prospector's belly, making him laugh hysterically. Back with the blimp, it is beginning to fall slowly from the heavens)
*Clarice: We're losing altitude!
*Rudolph: Try to save the misfits!
*Hermey: (salutes) Aye-aye, captain!
*Rudolph: We have a date with the Toy Taker!
*Clarice: Let's go!
*(The two fawns go out the door and make it to the roof where the villain is. Rudolph shines his nose at the Toy Taker, who yelps as he blocks the light from his face)
*Toy Taker: Keep that light away from me!
*Clarice: Rudolph, he's afraid of your light, keep it glowing!
*(Then he jumps off the blimp, making the two gasp. Then the Toy Maker pulls a string hanging out from his back, which activates a parachute, which he uses to float down gently to the ground below. He arrives at a familiar peppermint mine as he hurries inside, grabs a lantern hanging on the wall and jumps into an empty blue mine cart and gets it going down the tracks. Outside, the fawns begin flying down. Once touching the ground, the two rush inside the cart and jump into another empty mine cart, except it is designed to look like a Christmas present with red and green colors. Clarice gets it going down the tracks following after the Toy Taker, with Rudolph's nose lighting the road)
*(At this time, the blimp is yet falling through the heavens with more air coming out with Hermey having a hard time steering it as he takes a turn at the wheel. Meanwhile, Yukon and the monster are paddling themselves to the shore of the North Pole. They get off the iceberg and walk on land, though Yukon wobbles a bit before he manages to maintain balance. The two wait, looking for the blimp as they see it yet falling slowly out of the heavens and look concerned. Sure enough, there is a big icy mountain, which the Abominable Snowman starts stomping his road to. He sees his friend trying to catch up as he turns back, picks him up and runs to the mountain, carrying Yukon under his arm)
*(On the blimp, Hermey speaks into an intercom, while he continues trying to work the helm and controls)
*Hermey: (over P.A.) Attention, passengers. This is Hermey, your pilot speaking.
*(In the other room with the misfit toys, the said toys begin to slide around, along with some boxes)
*Hermey's Voice: No need to panic. Everything's under control.
*(Hearing that alarms the toys further)
*Peggy: (frantically) We're doomed!
*(Chatter's handle begins to slide off)
*Chatter: Whoa! Yah!
*(It manages to stay put. Mr. Kite looks out the window and feels dizzy)
*Mr. Kite: Big-time vertigo!
*(He moans as he passes out in exhaustion, while a concerned Pom-Pom moves around, meowing in fear. Back on the North Pole ground, the Abominable Snowman is getting closer to the mountain)
*Yukon: (points) Faster, Bumble! Faster!
*(He lets his friend gently down to the ground and rushes up to the mountain, climbing it up. The blimp is heading towards the jagged top of the mountain and Hermey can be able to steer it away in time. The elf lets go of the wheel as he shrieks, getting ready for the end, but the bunny-dressed monster comes to the top just as the blimp is nearing the top of the mountain and he catches the blimp, halting its smash. He looks at the dentist elf inside it. Then Hermey sighs in relief, while collapsing backwards)
*Hermey: P.U.!
*(In the Peppermint Mine, the carts race on with the Toy Taker laughing fiendishly. His cart goes up an upright ramp, with the pair following)
*Rudolph: Hope you like roller-coasters!
*Clarice: Love it!
*(The carts zip around many curves on the track, as the two fawns laugh and exclaim in emotion. Then as the speed increases, the two yell in alarm. Then the Toy Taker laughs evilly as he gets out some dynamite, which he lights and chucks at the two. One by one, the dynamite lands under the cart, exploding parts of the bridge as the two shriek. Luckily, they make it across in time. Then, both carts start to tilt, with Rudolph and Clarice yelling)
*Two: WhoooooOOOOA!!!!
*(As the wheels get near the rails, they begin to create sparks, before both carts fall back to the track and the pursuit continues)
*Clarice: Can I change your mind to your roller-coaster question?
*(Then the Toy Taker's arm extends out again to a lever he is coming towards it, and the arm moves the lever, before pulling back into the Toy Taker's sleeve. The two see that and are confused at the Toy Taker's arm stretching like that, but then realizes the lever's pull has switched the tracks, resulting in the pair's cart to go down a separate track. Soon, the track they are on came to and go over a higher than the track the Toy Taker is on. Then their cart moves back to the other track, only this time, it is in front of the Toy Taker's cart. Then parts of the track go outside, which the carts are following along as well, going in and out of the caverns, while a certain boomerang passes them, twirling)
*Boomerang: G'daaaaaaayyy!!!
*(The boomerang twirls out of sight further. Back inside, the pair watch the Toy Taker trailing behind them, but then Clarice turns and gasps seeing something up ahead)
*Clarice: Rudolph, look!
*(The male looks and shrieks with Clarice in alarm at what is up ahead; part of the track is out. Fortunately though at the end, the busted tracks go up, which makes the cart fly upward and over the space and lands on the tracks on the other side. The Toy Taker comes to the edge that is out, but like the pair, his cart goes up the tracks and flies over the space as he shrieks before he lands on the tracks with the chase resuming. Then the two come to a cavern that is boarded up and labeled "Lights Out". It's too late since they smash through the boards, sending them flying, forcing our pair to duck)
*(Once they get back up, they shriek upon seeing the tracks out like the other tracks, but this time, no other tracks continue. Then the fawns swiftly out, floating gently down. As for their cart, it smashes to an icy wall before smashing to the ground hard, possibly damaging it. To the relief of the camel's back, before the two see the cart with the Toy Taker frantically trying to stop his cart, only to break the brake he has, as he is sent flying off the track, shrieking)
*(The Toy Taker is also sent flying out of the cart and falls to his death before Rudolph looks determined as he flies up and uses his mouth to grab hold of the Toy Taker by his coat's collar while the cart smashes to the icy wall, leaving a little crack in there, before the cart itself smashes to the floor hard like the other one. Rudolph floats gently down, releasing the Toy Taker)
*Rudolph: Surrender, Toy Taker!
*Toy Taker: I don't know the meaning of the word!
*Clarice: It means you give up.
*Rudolph: Now!
*(Feeling serious by the dopey remark, Rudolph frowns at the villain, shining at him, making the villain yelp in fear as he hurries off. The two are about to chase after him, as they hear some wheeling noises from below. They look and see Santa, Mrs. Claus, Yukon Cornelius, Hermey, the Abominable Snowman, Moonracer and the toys from the blimp are in four different mine carts riding down the track below and they jump out. Rudolph and Clarice come to where their friends are)
*Rudolph: We almost had him!
*Yukon: If only I had me some rope!
*Hermey: Will dental floss do?
*Yukon: It just might, dentist.
*Hermey: Waxed or unwaxed?
*Yukon: Uh…waxed.
*Hermey: Mint or cherry?
*Yukon: Ooh, just give me that!
*(The male prospector hands a rope to him)
*Rudolph: Jump on, Yukon!
*(The prospector gets onto the red-nosed fawn)
*Yukon: Time for some reindeer rodeo!
*(Rudolph rides through the tunnel as the prospector lassos the rope up in the air, gleefully)
*Yukon: Yippie-yi-yay! Wahooo!!!
*(The two have caught up with the Toy Taker, who makes in that tunnel somehow and he runs as he makes these mechanical noises)
*Toy Taker: (while running) You'll never catch me!
*(The prospector lassos the rope)
*Yukon: Never say never!
*(Then he lassos at the Toy Taker, which ceases his running and makes him stand in place. He yelps as he is pulled back and gets stuck to the rope. Soon, Rudolph and Yukon come back with the captured villain to their friends)
*Mrs. Claus: Oh, dear me.
*Santa: Oh ho ho ho! Well done, all of you!
*(Then Santa goes up to the fiend, giving a stern frown, about to say something until Mrs. Claus comes)
*Santa: Do you have any idea how much damage you've caused?
*Rudolph: Let's see who he really is!
*(Yukon gives a tug of the rope, pulling off the Toy Taker's head and everyone gasps in shock at what is there)
*Santa: Well, I'll be.
*(In the spot of where the head used to be is a filthy-looking orange plush bear and little tears all around his body. He is on some seat as he frowns at the heroes while speaking into some voice-changing device, explaining the two different simultaneous voices)
*Mr. Bear: (speaking into voice changer) Pay no attention to the teddy bear behind the cloak! I am the Toy Taker, fear me!
*(He tries laughing evilly, though it is pretty weak and needless to say, no one is buying it. Rudolph steps forward to him)
*Rudolph: (unaffected) But you're just a teddy bear on stilts.
*(The bear looks unhappy, failing to frighten anyone)
*Mr. Bear: Won't anyone fear me? Please?
*(He looks down, putting down the voice changer)
*Mr. Bear: (normal voice) Oh, what's the use?
*(Mrs. Claus looks very sorry for the condition the bear is in and then Santa gets him out of his seat, as some stuffing falls out of one of his tears)
*Mrs. Claus: Ohh!
*(Most of the toys make worried mutters for him)
*Clarice: Look, he's hurt.
*(Yukon and the Abominable Snowman look worried for the bear, while Santa holds him up)
*Santa: (sighs) Tsk tsk tsk. You've lost a lot of stuffing, son.
*Mr. Bear: I'm a very old teddy bear, Santa, and my seams aren't just holding up the fashion they used to live in the South Pole.
*Clarice: Well, the stuffing in the warehouse was yours.
*Hermey: And the peculiar footprints were from the stilts.
*Rudolph: But, why would a teddy bear steal toys?
*Mr. Bear: Not steal, Rudolph, rescue. You see, my real name is Mr. Cuddles. My story begins a long, long time ago.
*(Flashback)
*(Many years ago, on Christmas morning, we see a tree in a family's room surrounded by presents. We hear the bear's voice, known as Mr. Cuddles, singing a song playing)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (sings) If I was a bear wrapped up in beautiful paper, I found myself under a tree.
*(We focus on one present in particular right next to the tree, with bear wrapping paper on it. Then soon it is pulled away and opened by a little brown-haired boy named Steven)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) If Christmas Day came, that's where I met my best friend. His very first present was me.
*(In the present is Mr. Cuddles, only looking fresh, clean and brand new, without a single tear and wearing a blue bow-tie, not moving, but happy. Steven is happy to receive him. That night, Steven goes into his bedroom, carrying Mr. Cuddles under his arm)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) And Steven played with me all day long.
*(Soon, Steven is asleep on his bed, holding Mr. Cuddles in his arms. Mr. Cuddles moves for a bit, grinning at his owner)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) He'd sleep with me tight in his arms.
*(The days pass on as we see Steven's moments reading a storybook to Mr. Cuddles, him reading a book of music to him and him playing with Mr. Cuddles as a passenger)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) He'd warn me stories, and singing me songs. Oh, my, what a glorious time. But not for long.
*(We see Mr. Cuddles lying on Steven's bed one day, wondering if the next playtime will be. A couple years have passed as now we see Steven, two years older, playing a computer game while Mr. Cuddles watches him, concerned about not having time with him)
*(Now we see Mr. Cuddles lying on a bed, and then on a chair and eventually being placed in a cardboard box in a closet)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) I moved from the bed to a chair to a closet and I knew that it must be the end.
*(The box's flaps close, to Mr. Cuddles' shock and fear that it may be the end of the road for Steven. Years later, he lays in the box, all dusty with tallied days marked all over the box's interior and tears are inside the bear's eyes)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) I stayed for years in a cardboard box.
*(Then, one day, we see a garbage truck pulling up outside of Steven's house)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) Until one day, the garbageman came.
*(We see a pair of hands, belonging to one of Steven's parents, pull the box Mr. Cuddles is in out of the closet)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) They threw me out, yes, they threw me out.
*(Later, the truck begins pulling away from the house before arriving at a dump, dumping out all the contents of the back of the truck out, including a saddened Mr. Cuddles)
*Mr. Cuddles' Voice: (singing) Without any reason or rhyme, I was ashamed.
*(There, Mr. Cuddles just lays there in despair)
*(End of Flashback)
*Mr. Cuddles: (singing) Oh, I yet remember my Steven. I've missed him for so long if I could only be with him again, that's where I yet beloooooOOOONG!!!!
*(Everyone is stunned and a bit saddened to hear Mr. Cuddles' story)
*Mr. Cuddles: And then, I became the Toy Taker to spare other toys from the eternal darkness of cardboard boxes and the harrowing indignity of the trash heap.
*(Everyone gives disgraceful looks to the orange bear. Yukon starts sniffing while shedding tears. The prospector wipes his tears with a tissue he got from his pocket)
*Mrs. Claus: Oh, poor little tyke.
*(The Abominable Snowman sheds some tears as well, to Yukon's disgust. Then the man speaks to Mr. Cuddles, setting him down)
*Santa: Mr. Cuddles, while it's true that many children outgrow their toys, I happen to know that your boy's been looking for you.
*(Mr. Cuddles is surprised to hear that)
*Mr. Cuddles: He has? Really?
*Santa: I'll gladly take you home to him.
*Hermey: And I bet Queen Camilla can mend these seams.
*Rudolph: Good idea, Hermey.
*(Then almost everyone begins to depart the cave, while Yukon and the Abominable Snowman remain. He hits his pick-axe into a wall, pulling the tool out and then tasting the tip of it, before his eyes widen upon recoginzing the taste)
*Yukon: Silver and gold. Gold and silver! Why, there's silver and gold in our peppermint mine!
*(He cheers and whoops happily, while jumping around like a jolly miner, with the Abominable Snowman making the ground shake as he jumps)
*Yukon: Wahoo! We're back in business!
*(He applauds happily, with Mr. Cuddles stopping to see this, as he grins and chuckles a bit)
*(The next day, at Castaway Cove, Rudolph and Hermey watch as Camilla, in medical uniform, uses her hand's magic to finish sewing up the torn seams of a resting Mr. Cuddles, and he looks just like brand-new)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: Rudolph flew Mr. Cuddles to Castaway Cove, where Queen Camilla personally supervised his makeover.
*(The tangerine bear awakens while Camilla uses her arm's magic to levitate a blue ribbon)
*Camilla: Feeling better, darling?
*(Mr. Cuddles looks at himself, as he grins)
*Mr. Cuddles: Much better.
*(Then she magically ties the ribbon into a bow-tie and places it around his neck)
*Camilla: (looks at Rudolph) And what about you, caribou? Yet want that nose job.
*(Camilla looks at Rudolph, worried for his response)
*Rudolph: Well…
*(Flashback)
*(We see the time he and Hermey are flying through the storm, as he shines his nose down on the island)
*Rudolph: Land!
*(Now we see the flashback of Clarice speaking to Rudolph)
*Clarice: I love your nose and everything about you.
*(The next flashback we see is of the fawns on the roof with the Toy Taker. Rudolph shines his nose at the Toy Taker, who yelps as he blocks the light from his face)
*Toy Taker: Keep that light away from me!
*Clarice: Rudolph, he's frightened of your light, keep it glowing!
*(Our final flashback is of as Santa asked Rudolph the big question that makes him a hero)
*Santa: Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
*(End of Flashback)
*(Rudolph has a look of clarification)
*Rudolph: I think…perhaps…I'll just stick with the nose I have.
*(The pink hippo is stunned and puzzled at his response)
*Rudolph: I don't always like it, but…I guess we kinda sorta…go together.
*(Camilla is amazed)
*Rudolph: Are you mad?
*(She gives a grin to the fawn)
*Camilla: I wouldn't change a fact about you, Rudy, darling.
*(She puts her hand under his chin, making his nose beam a bit)
*Camilla: You pretty famous just the fashion you are.
*(The next night, our snowman narrator stands next to the lit-up trees as he speaks to us)
*Scoop T. Snowman: Well, perhaps Rudolph realized that everything he wanted was right under his nose the entire time. And if Mr. Cuddles returned, all the toys and the elves packed Santa's sleigh, everyone knew deep in their hearts that it was gonna be the best Christmas ever.
*(A song begins to play as he moves a bit to the area near the gazebo)
*Scoop T. Snowman: (sings) It's gonna be the best Christmas ever, it's gonna be the finest Christmas ever. Could it be a better Christmas? Never! There won't be like one today!
*(Then we see all of the North Pole staff and friends sing the song, while the eight main reindeer and Rudolph are reined up to Santa's sleigh, with the man and the elves loading the last of the presents into the sleigh)
*Everyone: (singing) Everything'll be fine and dandy, better keep your hungry tummy handy. Gonna let you fill it up with candy, because Christmas, it's alright.
*Santa: (singing) If everybody comes together around the big old tree.
*(The man jumps into the sleigh and then pulls the harnesses, signaling the deer to take off)
*Santa: (singing) We'll hang the tinsel, string the lights and laugh so merrily.
*(Then the reindeer team takes to the heavens, as Santa laughs and everyone watches them depart)
*Everyone: (singing) It's gonna be the best Christmas ever, it's gonna be the superest Christmas ever. It's gonna be the happiest Christmas, never will there be one like today. Everything will be quite delightful, wait until you see all the lights. You'll never ever have a better sight until you'll see Santa on his road.
*(As Clarice sings, Hermey grins)
*Clarice: (singing) We had to use a ladder just to pile up all the toys, because we have tons of goodies for you special girls and boys.
*(Then the dentist sings with her)
*Both: (singing) And it's gonna be the best Christmas ever, it's gonna be the finest Christmas ever. Could it be a better Christmas? Never! There won't be like one today!
*(The sleigh with reindeer team are eventually departing the area, as everyone sings the last part of the song)
*All: (singing) It's gonna be the happiest Christmas ever and the most fantabulous Christmas ever. Everybody, let's all get together. On this perfect....Christmas daaaaaaayyy!!!
*(A bit later, the Abominable Snowman grins with some new teeth he gets inside his mouth. Yukon looks at the dentist elf)
*Yukon: He loves the dentures, dentist. Just send me the bill.
*Hermey: (grins) Aww, it's on me. Merry Christmas!
*(Then he hears a honking noise, which makes him turn and see a pink limo pull up)
*Scoop T. Snowman's Voice: And wouldn't you know it? Courtesy of Queen Camilla, Hermey received a special visitor.
*(The back window rolls down, revealing a tooth fairy in the seat, making Hermey awestruck)
*Hermey: (gulps) The Tooth Fairy!
*(The tooth fairy goes to the window and calls out)
*Tooth Fairy: (calls out) Yoo-hoo! Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.
*(The hesitant blushing elf waves a bit, while stepping forward)
*Hermey: Why, I'm Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.
*(He comes close to her)
*Tooth Fairy: (smirks) Ready for our date, sugar?
*(The dentist elf stands up on one end, making a weird nose, as the tooth fairy giggles before fainting backwards into the snow)
*(With Santa and the reindeer, they arrive at a familiar house, stopping upon the roof. Then Santa turns to Mr. Cuddles, who is on top of the presents)
*Santa: Ho-ho-ho, Steven never meant to throw you away. He was saving you as a family heir-loom.
*(Santa picks up Mr. Cuddles and holds him under his arm, while carrying the bag with his other hand, while Rudolph and the other eight deer watch)
*Santa: He's all grown up now with a child of his own.
*(Then Santa jumps into the chimney as he, Mr. Cuddles and the bag slide down. After coming out of the chimney and putting other presents under the trees and in stockings, Santa goes upstairs to a room and silently opens the door. In the room, a 5-year-old girl, who looks like Sarah is sleeping in her crib peacefully. Santa steps silently over towards her, as he and Mr. Cuddles look at her sleeping. Then Mr. Cuddles hugs the man, who hugs back, before he places the bear next to Sarah and then silently takes his leave. Then, soon Mr. Cuddles sees Sarah awaken and grin happily at her new Christmas toy. She hugs him tightly and cuddles with him. Mr. Cuddles grins, feeling loved again, with a happy tear from his eye)
*Mr. Cuddles: This is the happiest day of my life.
*(She falls asleep as Mr. Cuddles turns back to the window, with the reindeer and Santa taking off into the heavens. Then he also falls asleep happily. Then a familiar adult comes into the room silently and sees Sarah with Mr. Cuddles, to his surprise and confusion. With Santa and the sleigh team, they fly off into the night with Rudolph lighting the road, passing the complete moon)
*Santa: (calling out) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, one and all!
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
* Tony Bennett: (singing) All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
* Tony Bennett: (singing) They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: "Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Then how the reindeer love him, as they shout out with glee.
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history.
*(instrumental)
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Then how the reindeer love him, as they shout out with glee.
* Tony Bennett: (singing) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in historyyyyy!
*Clark Anderson: (sings) Here in the night, just you and me.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) In all of the world, you're all I see.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) If we could fly away, together we'll fly someday. And be who we are, somewhere beyond the stars.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) If we made a wish, it might come true tonight.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) Just listen to the dreams in your heart, hold them and wish them with all your might.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) Then perhaps someday, we'll know how closer we are.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) Love is waiting there, beyond the stars.
*Clark Anderson: (singing) If we could fly away, together we'll fly someday. And be who we are, somewhere beyond the stars. We can find our way, beyond the staaaaaaarrrs!!!
*Hermey: I told you, soon own later. Everyone to seen near dentist.
*Foreman Elf: Enough for the clothing.
*Hermey: Open wide, Elf. This won't hurt a bit.....
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