The Many Sides of Red Flanders

Episode 3 of The Sampsons
== Transcript ==
Red Flanders: I’m feeling this diddle inside me today. (walks outside)
Humer: argh GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU DUMB DEMONIC! (throws cans)
Red Flanders: get the diddly fuck off me weirdo (throws him)
Humer: AAAAAA (lans in trash can, which rolls down onto the street where a truck trips over it, falling down onto the Sampsons’ house, spilling oil everywhere and lighting the neighborhood on fire)
Merge: Bert are you smoking?
Bert: naw man im just chillin in dis hot ass house
Merge: That’s a good boy. Vaping is much better.
Red Flanders: blech that’s the way of the devil. 
Moohouse: Hey uh mister satan?
Red Flanders: My name is Red Flanders GET IT RIGHT DUMMY OR I WILL FUCKING TORTURE YOU IN HELL!
Moohouse: yeah ok so I hate my master Bert here’s his soul please get rid of him.
Red Flanders: Ooh a soul. I haven’t snorted one since Jesus. (snorts) DEAR GOD WHAT’S IN THIS?!>!>!!?/1/@:FR$#Wjewk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Red Flanders separates into different versions of himself)
Red Flanders (while separating) dear god we’re ripping off teen titans go, this is a new low.
(explosion)
Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho! I’m free! 
Bed Flanders: tired must sleep
Head Flanders: i am HEAD
Zed Flanders: Mmmmm.
Dead Flanders:
Apoo: Oh my look at this new customers I welcome you all thank you come again
Bert: oh my god they killed red flanders oh god oh fuck 
Ned Flanders: Don’t swear, it’s a diddly sin boy.
Bert: hey i know how to bring back red
(bert runs to zed flanders)
Zed Flanders: Mmmmm
Bert: (snaps fingers)
Zed Flanders: AAAA- (returns to Ned’s body)
(bert runs to bed flanders)
Bert: here’s some milk
Bed Flanders: yum- (asleep, returns to Ned’s body)
(bert runs to head flanders)
Head Flanders: DO NOT DISTURB HEAD OR ELSE EYEBALLS ARE OUT
Bert: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME MORTAL?! (puts mannequin body underneath head)
Head Flanders: aw man (returns to Ned’s body)
(bert runs to dead flanders)
Bert: alive
Dead Flanders:
Alive Flanders: ALIVE AAAAAAA (returns to Ned’s body)
Ned Flanders: You think you can make me evil? Well diddly ho that’ll take a bit.
Bert: fuckfuckfufkckfufufkck
Ned Flanders: AAAAA
Bert: look at me ned, im fapping in class
Dan: MATCHY!
FireMatch: it’s not me this time!
Dan: this time?
CrazySponge o my this is real intesne i gotga get otuta- outta- heree man
Ned Flanders: SO UNHOLY! JESUS! HELP!
Jesus: can’t my dad’s telling me a story of when he played with a girl in water
Ned Flanders: 
(Ned Flanders turns into )
Red Flanders: My boy! You did it! Now I won’t use your soul.
Moohouse: Oh no… uh, sorry Bert I gotta do my homework! (runs away)
Red Flanders: I hear moaning-
Bert: that is homework, it’s for health class.
(end)
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