The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun

The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun is a country in the southern part of the Continent of Bab, which claims it's descent from the Sun Goddess, which they also share with Mcaldomen or Sun Idealism, though the rest of the religion's mythology and core beliefs are completely different. The empire is ruled by the "The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens", making it a theocracy.
==History==
===The Age of Great Men (????-654 BCE)===
Long long ago, there was nothing except the eternal spirits of the world. They had lived in silence for millennia, eaching silently and alone roaming their corner of the empty world. One day, one of the spirits had enough and shouted into the void. The other spirits were at first confused but shouted back and quickly they had come to find eachother. In their anger, the spirits began to heat up and begin to burn, only making them more angry and perpetuating the cycle. At some point, the spirits had got so hot they began to exhibit true light, exploding into a furious flash of blinding light and merging into one being. The Sun Goddess. Thus the first true material thing in the world was created. The Sun would quickly go on to create new things with her thoughts, creating tens of galaxy clusters, hudreads of galaxies, thousads of star systems and millions of planets, each inhabited by the Alquilo. This newly birthed world order would stay as it was for another millennia, until the Alquilo one day decided to meet up on the planet of Cavadarm, declaring their allegiance to the Sun Goddess and founding The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, though at the time they simply called it the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People. This great realm would continue to exist for another two millennia, until a massive intergalactic civil war split the once united Alquilo into several factions, each trying to violently kill eachother in more and more brutal ways for the next 487 years. The civil war would come to an end when the Birdosi Alquilo would reveal the Second Sun, a destructive weapon they had been working on in secret for a over a century. They would prepare the weapon and once they felt it was ready they unleashed it's destructive power upon the universe, wiping out entire galaxy clusters in a matter of minutes, killing hundreads of Alquilo factions and billions of people in the blink of an eye. After just twelve minutes, seventy-eight percentages on the percentage scale of the old universe had been destroyed, at which point the Sun Goddess finally realized what was going on and intervened, using her godly power to blow the Second Sun to bits, which would lead to a violent explosion and another blinding flash of light, destroying twelve percentage points more on the percentge scale of the universe and killing 99.9 percentages on the percentage scale of the remaining Alquilo people. Once the explosion and the events following it had died down, the goddess would quickly round up the rest of the Alquilo and force them into eternal slavery, making them piece by piece rebuild the universe. This would take over 10 millennia, with the Sun Goddess rewarding the Alquilo for their hard work by giving them freedom and letting them return to Cavadarm and rebuild it. The Alquilo would spend 500 years carefully rebuilding the planet, almost angering the goddess in the process, though they would manage to finish it without punishment. Thus they would finally be able to settle down once more and reform the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People, which would this time last for 18 millennia, all the way until 5000 BCE, at which point the Alquilo would once more split into factions, though this time without bloodshed, thus creating many of the states that would later come to dominate many regions of the world.
Followin the collapse of the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People, the Alquilo people would slowly split into to different groups, the Atlequilo and the Manquilo. The Atlequilo would remain under one united state, preserving the holy texts and words of the Sun, while the Manquilo would abandon the Sun Goddess' holy laws, splitting into many small barbaric and violent chiefdoms. In 3200 BCE, the Great Cavadarm War would start between the Atlequilo and Manquilo, which started when the Manquilo chiefdos united under Khagan Lutuian "The Wrath Of Cadarm", who would order thousands of raid on Atlequilo land, until finally invading them in the fateful year of 3199 BCE. Lutuian's armies would ravage the Atlequilo, burning down any temples they came upon, destroying every religious text and book individually afterwards. The war would last for 68 years, with the Atlequilo constantly on the retreat and near defeat, being forced to retreat to Capital Fort by 3130 BCE. There they would be besieged for 10 months by the forces of Lutuian, with the mad tyrant visiting every week to inspect the siege and ordering thousands of bloody, plague infected bodies and ash thrown over the fort's walls. The entire time, the few Atlequilo troops would bravely defend the fort while the rest of the population abandoned any material desires, refusing to eat and drink until they were near death, spending all their in the fort's singular temple at their feet praying to the Sun Goddess. As the eleventh month began, it seemed like the walls would soon fall, leading to many of the soldiers giving up on defending them and also joining in the prayers, allowing Lutuian's forces to slowly cripple the walls bit by bit until his army could finally enter. And thus as the 12th month began, the ten million huge Manquilo army marched into Capital Fort, surrounding the temple and beginning to shoot arrows and summon curses upon the last of the Atlequilo, falling one by one to the rutheless violence of the horde. But as all hope seemed lost, a single low ranking priest walked out of the temple and facing right at the forces of evil declared "Let there be no victory for either, let there be victory for none. Let the Sun decide our final fate, let the sun decide who is faithful and heathen, for it is not up to us. The Sun shall be the only one to speak the truth, for none other can do so. Let the light free us of our wordly being and let the Sun judges by our souls!" And suddenly out of nowhere, the hordes of men following Lutuian either dropped their weapons and joined in prayer or fell to their knees, painfully meeting their demise and being freed of their misguided wordly body. The priest would then begin to rise into the sky, turning from man to shinning light, a light almost as bright the Sun Goddess herself. The holy light would bring punishment upon those who refused to repent and rejoin the church, while forgiving and granting intelligence back to those who returned to the light, leaving the worst fate for Khagan Lutuian. He would begin to quickly burn alive on the inside, his organs turning to ash and his heart becoming cold as a stone, leading the forces of fire and cold to enter conflict and collide, setting Lutuian aflame and leading his insides to explode out, destroying any remains of him or his soul, which there was none in the first place. With the forces of evil banished and the misguided returned to the truth, the shinning light would finally disappear, leaving behind only the faithful, the reunited Alquilo, though they would now take a new name - The Sun's Servants. Thus the Great Cavadarm War would come to an end, with the Alquilo reunited and evil banished from the face of Cavadarm, though the war would result in the breakup of the world into seperate continents - Bab, Algo, Midrakhuti, Grafdimaido, Rependani, Libuanda and Krugalli.
It would take ten days. Oh right sorry a bit too early. Right, where did we leave off? Right... the war. Okay okay back on track. The Atlequilo, or well now just the Alquilo again, would remain in Capital Fort for around a millennia, attempting to recover their population from the damaging war. By 2000 BCE, the Alquilo population would have grown to about 1 million, so now it was only about receiving a sign from their holy Sun Goddess. After ten months of waiting, the sign would finally arrive on one super hot day when the horses of heaven descended to Cavadarm and granted the people of Capital Fort a shinning sheep. The sheep would begin to speak to the people in a foreign tongue which they could not comprehend, speaking for an entire hour and then asking the great Alquilo to translate it's words. When they couldn't translate them, the sheep sighed and nodded in approval, proclaiming that it had spoke the demonic words of Khagan Lutuian to test if any of them still remembered the satanic language of the Manquilo. With their loyalty to the goddess proven, the great people of Capital Fort were finally allowed to leave the city's walls and recapture the entire world for the Sun. The sheep would leave the mortal realm afterwards, it's last words recorded as being "Let the world see the light of the Sun once more". The inhabitants of the city would meet in the only temple in the world and collectively agree to rename the city to the City of the Sun and abandon it forever, leaving it to only be inhabited by the Sun Goddess. They would spend the next 500 years settling all corners of the Cavadarm, discovering that the world was in fact inhabited by other people who had evolved out of birds, known as the Flyers. After a major series of wars between the two groups in the 1700's BCE, the Flyers would be almost completely wiped out and forced to flee to Krugalli, where they would remain in isolation almost up until today, constantly near total extinction. After managing to resettle almost the entire world, the Alquilo would begin the construction of a new grand city for them to live in, naming it the City of the Sun as well, with the two being differentiated in literally no way so don't complain folks, it isn't my fault. Either way, the construction of the city only began once the Sun had reached it's highest peak in the sky during the year 1496 BCE, shinning down upon the people with strong flaming brightness as confirmation of their grand plan. Emboldened by this, the Alquilo would manage to build the city in only around ten days, finishing the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies in around 14 days. There we go, we are back at the point I wanted to start at. Now with the temple complete, a week of celebrations could begin, with large outdoors festivals with tables as long as 100 humans standing next to eachother combined with two dogs standing next to them. These tables had many great, well-made, tasty, well-prepared, made using the best of recipes in the land, most delicious, unimagineable, glorious, life changing drinks, such as the wines of Limming Street, the beers of Bromen Corridor, the juices of Grobhar and many more, along with just as greatly described and greatly tasting foods, which included the great buffalo of Upper Upper, the grand peafowls and the Longbridge-Winsterfauhen-Uphrodgen chickens and wolves, all cooked to exactly perfect quality for each man's, woman's, children's and other human's liking, granting them satisfaction and enjoyment no Alquilo would ever feel for the next multiple millennia. While the feasts were happening, major prayers were also taking place in the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, with millions up on millions of people gathering to participate. Each day would have three prayer sessions at morning, noon and afternoon, with the morning one being the most important. It began at around 9 o'clock as crowds of people gathered to the temple from feasts all around the grand city complex, arriving just in time to witness the priests finish preparing the temple for the day. As the people arrived, they would disperse out into a disorganised crowd, as anyone being purposefully put infront of or behind of anyone else would make the Sun angry, which everyone wanted to strongly prevent during these days of celebrations or literally at anytime in general. Once the crowd had organised itself into being disorganised, the priests would recite the demonic text the holy sheep had said to the Alquilo when they left Capital Fort, asking for anyone in the crowd who knew what they were saying to walk out in front. If anyone did so, they would have ten buckets of water thrown at them (not just like splashing the water on them, the bucket would be physically thrown at them), which would be followed by fifthteen chairs and a heavy beating using rocks and door handles, finally finishing off by allowing anyone in the crowd to come and beat the sinful individual up using whatever they had. Once the sinner had been properly punished, they would be evicted from the city in a public ceremony so large that getting around the city was practically impossible. If no one came out or after the sinner had been evidected, the prayer would truly begin, with the priests repeating the words "Rise oh glorious Sun, which guides to our future and past, to our soon and before, to our now and our never, to the holy light of your great shinning, to your greatness. Rise oh glorious Sun, for we need you to see our celebrations and prayers which we hold in your name, which we hold to see you rise every morning and leave us every afternoon, to remind us that you are watching us and we should keep to the path of the bright and blinding light instead of the demonic and devouring darkness that only a man as villainous the wretched Khagan who's name we shall never have to speak could lead us to. Rise every morning, rise not for us or you, but rise for the world, the universe and everything we and you know, rise for the order and peace of our world, rise to preserve it and save us from the rotting corpse of the Khagan and his demonic speeches. Rise oh glorious Sun, rise!" for around 3 hours, while the crowd repeatedly bowed their heads down as close to the ground as they could get and loudly chanted "Rise oh glorious Sun, rise!" seven times before rising back up and then bowing back down, repeating this until the priests had stopped speaking. Once the great chants to the Sun had ended, another hour of prayer would follow, which began with the masses screaming out the name of one of the priests, whoever got the most screams being allowed to pick up and hold the Holy Torch of the Sun, the Skies, The Planets, The Worlds, The People and Her Children, having to keep it burning until 30 minutes after the end of the prayer. Once the torch had been picked, the other priests would begin dancing around the chosen priest and chanting "Oh glorious Sun holder, bring the Sun to us and bring us to the Sun!" whilethe people once more bowed their heads down as close to the ground as they could get and loudly chanted "Rise oh glorious Sun, rise!", this time 15 times, before rising back up and then bowing back down, repeating until the priests had stopped dancing around the chosen priest. Afterwards, the priests would look up at the Sun and loudly yell "Rise!", which would then be followed by them going back into the temple, though the prayer would continue for another 10 minutes as now the people looked up at the Sun and repeatedly yelled "Rise!". Once this was done, the prayer would finally end, with everyone one finally time bowing their head down to the ground, standing up and in unison yelling "Rise!" before going back off to their homes or grand feasts, finally ending the prayer. This same prayer would be repeated in the noon and afternoon, with the afternoon having every "Rise" replaced with "Fall" and the chosen priest ending the fire in the Holy Torch of the Sun, the Skies, The Planets, The Worlds, The People and Her Children once the sky turned dark as the oceans deepest depths. With the feasts and prayers described, we can finally move on to the last hour of the celebrations, which would define the entirety of history to follow. As the darkness began to take hold of the night sky and the last of the feasts came to an end, the priests would gather at the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, hitting a massive gold bell that had been crafted during these days of celebrations using a grand rock hammer covered in five layers of gold, summoning the populace of the known world to the City of the Sun and it's grand temple. Once everyone who could had arrived, the priests announced a special night prayer, which would never be allowed to take place again after this day. The prayer went the same as described before in the afternoon prayer, though the Holy Torch of the Sun, the Skies, The Planets, The Worlds, The People and Her Children was constantly without a fire. The prayers would go on like that until it was 7 o'clock, when the prayer stopped. At this point the chosen priest would let the other priests each pick up a small stick and light it on fire, placing it inside the Holy Torch of the Sun, the Skies, The Planets, The Worlds, The People and Her Children and setting it's fire ablaze. Here the priests would declare the end of the celebrations and the Sun's rise, proclaiming that in five minutes a blazing star would shoot across the sky to signify the Sun's approval, which was still sleeping. All of the great Alquilo people waited in anticipation, but when five minutes had passed and nothing had happened, the crowd slowly began to turn angry, declaring the Sun to be fake and the priests liars. Suddenly a man shot out of the crowd and in front of them, declaring loudly to them that the Sun had not abandoned them and was only testing them to see if they were true Alquilo or liars. He expressed his dissapointment in the people and asked them to restore their belief in the Sun or be sent to the depths of nothing to remain their eternally with their demonic Khagan, who would not love them in the slightest. The masses would quickly realise their sinful mistake and begin chanting for the Sun to rise and punish them if necessary, sacrificing a massive amount of their blood to the goddess, the only time blood has been sacrificed to the Sun. As they began sacrificing their blood and asking for forgiveness, the anticipated star would shoot itself across the nightly sky, while a blinding flash followed it as the Sun began to rise on the horizon, welcoming and forgiving it's children for their sins. The prayers would pick right back up after this moment, now following the standards of the morning and noon prayers, finishing off as the Sun had fully revealed itself to Alquilo and forgiven them with all of it's shinning and blindingly bright light. Thus the Holy Torch of the Sun, the Skies, The Planets, The Worlds, The People and Her Children would be lowered down into it's cage one last time, being burried below the foundations of the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, preventing it from being ever used again. Thus the grand celebrations would come to an end, singnifying the start of a great new era in the history of Cavadarm and the Alquilo, the time in which the Sun shined the brightest and the longest, the time of peace, justice, love, happiness and warmth, the one time the people of Cavadarm were free from sin and could enjoy life to their fullest.
Following the grand celebrations, the Alquilo would continue settling all corners of the Cavadarm and building larger and larger cities, growing their population 500 million by 1200 BCE. Also during this era of peace, many great advancements would be made in science and logical thinking, such as the discovery of the "Second Thought", which it the ability to think of thinking about a thing while thinking about that thing at the same time, which can then be turned into thinking about thinking about something that isn't the thing you are thinking about, which can then be turned into thinking about something that isn't the thing you are thinking about, practically giving you the ability to think about two different things at the same time, helping increase productivity. This would soon be expanded to concepts such as the "Third Thought", "Infinite Thought Loop" and "Zeroth Thoughts", allowing the Alquilo to access 175% of their brain's true power by thinking multiple thoughts in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th dimension while looping the same thought by thinking about thinking about the thought and so on in the 7th, 8th and 9th dimension while also not thinking about anything in the 10th dimension, forcing the brain to expand through multiple dimensions and thus copy itself along, meaning that once the thought experiment was over the subject would gain from 20-80% more of a brain's capabilities than they had before, going above the logical recorded limit. Another great discovery during this period would be the eight layer wheel, which was in reality a layering of eight different wheels existing in eight different dimensions through the use of the previously mentioned thoughts and multi-construction - constructing one thing multiple times at the same time while thinking as if you were constructing only one of them, forcing the other's to both exist and not exist inside your mind and thus split off into different dimension branching reality trees, which would then loop around and reconnect at the end and create one wheel made out of multiple wheels put together in the exact same location. The eight layer wheel would be used on all kind of devices, such as the tower crain, wagon, fake horse, construction tower, gliding pre-modern doors, rotating wooden and stone towers, moving walls and lifts among many other things. The final invention of this era that will be touch up on is the automatic canal, which can be described as a canal that can pull up or down water from hills and valleys while not needing any human interference. The canal works by having multiple turning wheels and six layer wheels placed underneath, in contact with the air creating the neccessary conditions for the creation of strong currents which will go downwards or upwards towards the body of water, coming into contact with the massive amount of metal and liquid nitrogen attached to the sides of the canal, leading to the air slightly freezing and scraping by the metal at high enough speeds to take small particles of it with it, running into automatic generations - a box made out of stone and wood that has a smaller metal box inside it which has a smaller, overheated core (as hot as the sun) inside it, which tries to burn everything around it down but is prevented through a transdimensional liquid air and fire mix which cools and heats it up at the same time while not at the same time due to the dimensional aspect, causing a weird maybe electromagnetic current to form (though it does act as if it was one) - which causes the metal particles to be driven towards it while the air is not, causing the air and metal to both attach and dettach due to law of multidimensional traversion and collective organisation, leading to the air becoming electromagnetic and somehow pulling the water through it by transferring the metal to the water through transdimensional travel, causing the two to attract and drag the water down through the canal. These inventions would also become used by the Church of the Sun, creating such things as the Canal of Holy Water - a device that would extract waters from the seas and oceans of the world, and bring them to the Sun's temples and purify them - the Great Tower Clock of Basaun - a eternally spinning clock and tower based on five, six and seven layer wheels - the Great Books of Befdin - a massive library built through the use of Twelfth Thoughts and filled with books made by also employing the techniques of having multiple thoughts at once, making writing larger and more informative books far easier. Touching up on the rest of society during this period, we would discover that it hasn't changed much from the start to the end of the era, with the way prayer was carried out staying almost the same if excluding the introduction of worship objects such as the Nightly Rock, Flames of the Sun and the Pillars of Truth. Food, dress and other more material customs would also not change much, though a new way of eating would be created through the use of multiple thoughts in different dimensions, allowing people to eat far more than before without any bad side affects later on. The most major change culturally, though also scientifically, during this era would be the creation of the first museums, which at first were simply meant to be storage houses for religious artifacts but soon developed into showcase and explanation areas for historical events, stories, legends and dug-up artificats, becoming the only places the people of this era could truly learn about their past and consider their future, expanding their knowledge and brain power even further. Now, with the era of prosperity described, I believe we can move on to the parts most people want to hear - how it all collapsed and what happened after the collapse.
It all began in the 1000's BCE, when the regions of the Cavadarm most distant from the City of the Sun began acting more independently and only confirming their continued loyalty through minor payments of tribute every five to fifthteen years. The Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies would accept this form of showing loyalty and do nothing about the distancing of it's subjects, as the priests and governors of the city were too busy with grand religious ceremonies and rivalries to truly care for the realm's long term survival, as they had been born in a era of peace and light, and had no true experience leading a nation. The situation would only get worse in the middle of the 900's, as the Church of the Sun only became more removed from politics and thus the politicians of the age were free to commit as much sin as they wished if they simply did it in the chambers of government, leading to a massive spike in corruption and bribery, convincing the outer most regions to only further distance themselves from the realm, which would cause only further decline. In the 880's BCE, a new group of priests brought up during a time of religious isolation from society and intensified fanaticism would decide to break away from the center temple and leave to found their own temple right outside the City of the Sun, reforming church conduct and rules to return back to how they were at the start of the era, while also advocating for more involvement in politics to solve the current issues facing the realm. All of this would be realised, when in 862 BCE Hughan Morbug would become the head priest of the Opposition Church, beginning a mass distribution of food to those in need along with major speeches against the establishment, resulting in many priests splitting off from the Church of the Sun and joining the opposition, allowing Hughan to forcefully march into the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies and proclaim himself head priest, reuniting the two churches and gaining the support of the populace. The new head priest would use this power to his advantage, forcing the secular government officials of the city to resign and hand power back to the church, though they wouldn't remain content with this ending for long. As reforms began to passed in the City of the Sun, the exiled politicians would make their way to Grafdimaido and the Western Islands, convincing the pro-old church locals to side with them, beginning the Re-Constitution War, which would soon grow out into a all out world war after the Re-Constitutionalists decided to provoke the outer regions, causing them to join as a third side in the conflict. The war would last up until 814 BCE in two phases, the first taking place from 859 BCE up until the death of Hughan Morbug in 832 BCE, while the second phase took place from 832 BCE until 814 BCE. The first phase was mostly between the Re-Constitutionalists and Opposition Church, as they fought in the border territories such as Afcivla and Gorhiam, with the most major battle taking place in 837 BCE at Castle Bridge, ending in a decisive Opposition victory. The death of Hughan would be followed soon after by the looting of Mairso Fort, shattering the Re-Consitutionalist faction and destroying the city permanently, starting the second phase of the war. During this phase, the fighting took place up north between Makaldom, Mahakam and Witrasfan, and the Opposition, mostly being concentrated around the region of the Livilian Platue, where the Battles of Koshen, Abertit and New Mahakam took place, all of them being draws. As the war dragged on, the Opposition Church would grow more tired, lacking resources and men to continue the war, while the Free State Coalition would slowly advance down more south towards the City of the Sun. They would finally reach the walls of the city in 815 BCE, besieging it for five days before the new high priest, Lui Ducav Marbutia-Korgi walked out of the city and began prayer in front of the Coalition army, forcing them to stop sieging the city to not disrupt the high priest. This dynamic would continue for a whole year afterwards, leading to no major progress until both sides finally agreed to respect eachother's independence if the Coalition's effort were not declared sinful and they in return recognised the Opposition Church as the governing church of the whole world, this becoming the basis for the title of The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens, with this title being posthumously granted to Hughan Morbug. Thus the world of Cavadarm had officially split up into multiple different entities, leading to the start of the next era and slow decline of Realm of the Sun's Chosen People and transition to The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun.
The Realm of the Sun's Chosen People would continue to exist until 300 BCE, losing more of it's border regions to revolts and ignorace, while the title of The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens was constantly thrown around from one priest to the next due to a lack of a succession system and the return of corruption to the church, slowly undoing the efforts of Hughan Morbug and his few successors. In the 730's, the War of the Triple Church would begin between three branches of the Opposition Church which had each chosen their own Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens. The war would mostly take place through minor raids and skirmishes, with the only major battle being at Wisha, where high priest Josif Grunudsi was killed along with his entire army, leaving only two churches remaining. Brinnian Gus-Brinnian would win the war in 710 BCE when he secretly poisoned the other representative and a week later crushed his army at the Battle of Limfian, securing the victory of the Brinnian Branch. Gus-Brinnian would rule until 672 BCE, reforming church practices and once more ridding it off corruption and morally weak priests, restoring the order of the older days and refusing to come to terms with the darkenning shine of the Sun Goddess upon Cavadarm. His reign would also see a very small expansion of the state, reconquering the breakaway regions of Aptu-Demon and Frigion, forcing the local leaders once more to pay tribute and swear fielty to him. Upon Brinnian's death, he would be succeeded by Artiminian Ogonitos Jifoulus Seveliraei Gubrinian, who would be the first to take a regal title in the history of The Realm of the Sun's Chosen People, calling himself Brinnian the Second in honour of his predecessor. At the start of his rule he was forced to crush the unholy rebellions of the recently reconquered borderlands, burning down the bogglies, widellburries, matisinimians, lubrians and taunseds of the evil and rotting landscape to purify it of it's Manquilo spirits trying to rise out of the unknown world back into the real, slaying them with a thousand swords, a thousand pitchforks, a thousand blades, a thousand knives, a thousand spoons, a thousand rocks, a thousand doors, a thousand spears, a thousand whips and the rest of the great war supply wielded by the men of the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People. After securing the realm's borders, Brinnian II would embark on constructing more churches and temples over the land to reinvigorate the faifth inside the Alquilo which they had been slowly losing over the decades. In 665 BCE, the Temple of the Holy Sun would openned in the City of the Sun, becoming it's second temple and having a two day celebration period dedicated to it, similar in style to the celebrations of the openning of the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, only being smaller in scale due to the limitations of the modern period and all of it's weaknesses. Brinnian II would be succeeded by Brinnian III, who would rule for six years until 654 BCE, during which time he made a bunch of enemies in the Church of the Sun due to his superconservative rhetoric and way of prayer, attempting to turn back the clock on the reforms of the last five hundread years, instead finding himself hated by everyone around him and being see as an outcast and terrible mistake in judgement made by the priests who chose him for the position. Thus he would be infamously murdered on Junisus 62 654 BCE by two of his guards, who stabbed him through the chest with a dagger and spear, soon being joined by the other guards who slowly beat him to death with heavy rocks and pots, delivering his body to the priests of the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, who would in secret take out all of his organs and burn his body in an alive, screaming flame as violent but majestic as a phoenix, leaving his body as nothing but decaying bone and ash, while his organs were thrown into the Cave of Great Missery, which had been found outside of the city decades ago and had been kept open for a special ocassion, which had now come upon the priests of the Church of the Sun. After the murder of the tyrannical Brinnian the Third, the priests would get together and elect Maximus Auelianus as the new Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens, making him promise to upkeep the reforms of the past and be benevolent in his rule of the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People. Just a month into his reign, Maximus I would approach the priests and propose an idea to them, an idea that at the time seemed dangerous and baffling to many, and could possibly lead to the complete change of world history and the Sun's opinion on it's people, though in the end the priests would agree to the proposal after a lengthy period of convincing by Maximus. Thus on Aurili 43 654 BCE, Maximus, The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens, and his highest and most ordaned priests would declare the end of the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People and the beginning of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, which now had the stated mission of through both the use of violent and peaceful methods retaking the world for the Sun's Chosen People and restoring the Church of the Sun to the whole Cavadarm, proclaiming a week of celebrations larger than the ones following the creation of the second temple in the City of the Sun but smaller than the ones following the openning of the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, having many great feasts and prayers, though no night prayer or blood sacrifice would take place, as those had been outlawed following the grand celebrations. And with that the Realm of the Sun's Chosen People had come to an end and been replaced by The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, ending the Age of Great Men and beginning the current world and era we live in, the Age of Restoration and Conflict, the age of happiness and sadness, the age of love and anger, the age of peace and war, the age which we all now live in and in which the threat of the Manquilo rising from their graves is larger than ever before in history. History had truly been changed forever...
=== The Age of Restoration and Conflict (654 BCE-Now) ===
==== The Days Before Criminalus (654 BCE-0)====
Following the creation of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, Maximus I would begin the construction of multiple forts along the borders of the empire to defend it from the surrounding nations. These forts would be finished by 649 BCE, allowing Maximus to focus on reforming the church and political structure of the empire, officially reforming it into a theocracy with The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens as it's leader. The rest of the government would be organised into the Upper Council - 20 seats held by the highest ranking priests in the church - and Lower Council - 500 seats held by representatives chosen from the masses. The next major thing done by the Representative would involve completely reshaping the way the church kept it's records and religious texts, creating the Library of All Known Knowledge, which still exists today and contains over 2.4 million different historical, scientific, and religious texts along with some of the most influential books of every century since it's founding. The building would take three years to construct, with over five thousand rocks being driven to the City of The Sun from the Plain of Rocks and involving over two thousand workers. After that, it would take another two months for every text in the church to be moved to the Library of All Known Knowledge, ending it all off with a one day celebratory feast. Next came the creation of the Alquilo Army, which consisted of ten thousand infantry with pikes, five thousand horse riders and archers, and five thousand archers on foot, supported by two hundread bearers of The Engulfing Flame - a weapon invented two centuries earlier, which was in the shape of a tube, with a massive amount of hay at the end and gunpowder in the middle, while a Limfonius, a very easily flamable liquid was in the front, so when the hay was lit on fire a massive explosion would follow, leading to a massive, burning flame being released from the weapon - along with two hundread boats from transport along rivers. The army was organised into sun battalions, each battalion being 500 strong. All of these things would be finished by 645 BCE, allowing Maximus to begin preparing for the first war of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun against the both heathen and not heathen states bordering it. 
In 643 BCE, the Alquilo Army would cross the border into the Duchy of Minsbruk, burning down Castle Yourk and marching to Mislysberg, threatening to burn it down if the duke didn't surrender. The Duke, Sir Gagbonomomoronomoromonongognomornomgorno Ajutislandinstanoi Grefubius-Lebachius Belisarius Vitelius Alborgos-Vitas-Borgos-Alborgos-Minsard-Vittels-Limbsbruk Figmentacione Schloss der sieben Katzen Milchen Fruksenbachenvitorinmansitin Grubillius Minsbruk I, would refuse to surrender and call Maximus I a "tube of rotting flesh and a old improperly made apple juice bowl". Outraged at the fact that these people pour apple juice in to their bowls, the commander of the army, Licintianus would inform Maximus directly about their exchange, getting permission from Maximus to immediately storm the city's defenses and burn it to the ground with no remorse, leaving alive only the few occassional people guarded by a garden crow with a superstitiously long beak. The attack would begin in the early hours of Profinius 32 with the bearers of The Engulfing Flame and arches doing most of the work, burning down the wooden castle and exchanging arrows with the guards on top of the walls. By the end of the day, the castle's walls had burned down and collapsed upon the city, killing most of the troops and civilians inside it, allowing the infantry to be sent in to pick off the survivors, among them Duke Sir Gagbonomomoronomoromonongognomornomgorno, who tried to challenge Maximus to battle was stabbed in the chest by a infantry man before he could finish his sentence, bleeding to death on the ground with his last words being "I challenge the cowardly Ma- Ow ow ow ouchie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", a fitting end to such a weak man. Following this victory, Castle Yourk would be rebuilt with stone and renamed to Fort Jork, being settled by a new, primarily pure Alquilo population. Meanwhile, the Alquilo Army marched onwards through the rest of Minsbruk, subduing it and killing any of the Duke's sons - not as a way to prevent rebellion or anything, just to punish them for being the sons of such a foolish and weak man as the former and last Duke - further moving up until they reached the border with the Alsomian Dynasty, at which point they stopped and established a temporary alliance with the dynasty by marrying a random peasent girl off to their current king. Thus in just around three months, The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun had conquered it's first opponent and was preparing to challenge the next one. Suddenly, the glorious empire was invaded from the south by the Vidonians lead by their snobbish ruler Achtlubus Lubus Bus Us S Grifussi, who wanted to claim the entirety of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, forcing the Alquilo Army to march back south and challenge Achtlubus to a battle, a battle he would gladly accept. The two armies - both roughly ten thousand strong at this point - would meet near Will Point, where Maximus and Achtlubus would have a two hour debate on where to draw the starting line for the two armies, only coming to an agreement when Licintianus forced the both men to do so with the threat of making them eat old smelly fish with hardboiled eggs. Once the lines had been drawn, the two armies took their hour to prepare for the battle, though Achtlubus was only pressured into doing so by his commanders, as he had himself previously decided to simply show off and claim he didn't need to prepare, something his commanders quickly explained was false. As the hour mark was hit, the two rulers yelled a battle call and the two armies sent hurdling at eachother, meeting in the middle and engaging in brutal hand-to-hand, horse-to-horse, arrow-to-arrow and flame-to-nothing combat, firstly entering a stage of stalemate before turning in the favour of Maximus and the Alquilo. Seeing this, the snobbish Achtlubus would ride out into battle himself and charge head first at Maximus, throwing him off his horse, which Maximus would in return do to Achtlubus, leaving them both to duel with their swords, which didn't end so well for Achtlubus, as he was struck in the head by Maximus' head and send into a madening spiral of rage, becoming a lunatic and without any calculation charging right at Maximus, getting killed and causing his army to completely splinter and be destroyed. After this battle, the Alquilo Army would march south into Vindonia and quickly take control of all it's major settlements without much force being needed to achieve it, annexing the area into The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun by the year 642 BCE.
Having conquered a large amount of land in just a few years, Maximus would decide to cease expansion for a moment and focus on establishing control in the newly aquired lands by building more forts, sending Alquilo settlers and spreading the true, purest form of faifth aspoused by the Church of the Sun. The new lands would be organised into the protected lands of Awili and Hog, which were thus allowed to be kept under constant military occupation using militias to establish even greater control. While this process was ongoing, the crime of windfery would develop in these new lands. Windfery was a bad and hurtful crime, a crime that depended on the foolishness of other people, which required false information to be spread around. Windfery involved a terrible individual spreading around false information to confuse the grand authorities of the Sun and cause them to misact in a way favorable to the individual or a group aligned to them. This evil crime would be undertaken in the new protectorates and the older lands of the All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun to confuse it's leadership and cause issues with administration and assimilation of the new peoples. This crime would bring fruits to the actors for two months until Maximus I caught onto to these immoral and sinful wrongdoings and sent a man by the name of Samuel to solve them. Samuel would arrive to a random house in northwest-east-southeast-west-northwest-south-southwest-northwest-southnorth-north-west Vivalibaburgu and meet with a evildoer there, challenging him to a duel for two days in advance. The man would arrive two days later armed with a blade and ready to kill old Samuel, but Samuel would simply look into the eyes of the man and sing him a children's song, making him cry himself to puddle and ash, defeating him with words, for it had never been stated what weapon to bring to this grand duel. Thus it had been shown to the individuals whom it was of joy and great fruits of labour to commit windfery that this heinous and sinful act would not go unpunished, killing the criminal practice at it's roots and leaving it gone for eternity. Once this issue was dealt with, the protectorates continued to be peacefully assimilated and colonised, being annexed fully into the empire in the 620's BCE when their assimilation process was complete. In the mean time, Maximus and a few other high priests would write down the Texts of The Sun's Beliefs, which was a 200 page long poem book granting the masses advice on achieving the Sun's approval and being the most moral they could be, also describing the ways one could sin and advising that they should not do so. This poem book would become one of the most important written texts in the history of the Church of the Sun, being added to the Church canon. Multiple other books would be written as commentary on the Texts of The Sun's Beliefs, causing the major academic debates in the religious community, with many such as Achtlu Mifbeg disagreeing with some of the ideas proposed in the book, though the book would become mainstread a decade after it's publication.
In 639 BCE, Maximus would issue an order to recruit ten thousand more troops into the Alquilo army and in correct proportions divide them among the different formations of the army. After increasing the army, Maximus would begin planning an invasion of the eastern kingdoms of Lixi, M29 and Vitilia, moving the army to their borders in around a month. Noticing this movement of troops on his borders, King Borgin of M29 would personally travel to the the City of the Sun, bowing down to The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens and dancing a holy ritual dance asking for peace between the two states. Maximus, still slightly respecting the rituals of old, would accept the offer for eternal peace and grant a unknown book to the king, dismissing and sending him back to his kingdom. The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun would now fully switch it's attention to Vitilia and Lixi, sending ultimatums to both states demanding their submission and permanent military access through their territory. The king of Lixi, Rajinu would accept the ultimatum while King Antillion Bannis of Vitilia would refuse it and, upon learning of Rajinu's surrender to the empire, would invade Lixi and install a puppet weak named Ridicius, who retroactively rejected the ultimatum sent by Maximus and readied for war. On Gumini 46, the Alquilo army crossed the border into Vitilia and captured the town of Men unopposed, marching further onto a hill to scout the area around them, noticing six hundread troops commanded by Micicrinus. The two armies would clash atop the hill, exchanging multiple blows before both being forced to abandon the hill due to heavy rainfall. During this retreat, much of Maximus' men would slip and fall down the cliff to their death, greately shrinking the army's size and allowing Micicrinus to successfully attack the next day and recapture the town of Men from the Alquilo army. Three days later, Maximus would return with fully replenished forces and recapture the town once more without opposition, this time being a lot more careful to not run into Micicrinus on unfavourable terrain, sending scouts to find his location. The next day, the two armies would meet a rock's throw tence repeated away from the town of Men and challenge eachother to battle one knight on one knight. The battle would end in a draw due to the experience of Micicrinus' troops, though he would later retreat deeper into Vitilia to resuplly. Maximus marched deeper into Vitilia as well, crushing multiple small armies made up of peasents with sticks because he was completely blacked out drunk from some mysterious completely dark wine he found while in Man. Finally upon making it to the next major settlement, Liticiciicicicic, Maximus would order his arches to shoot flaming arrows at it's wooden gate, burning the gate down and openning up the way for the army to take over the city. The Alquilo Army would then move further into Vitilia, meeting Micicrinus' army again and facing off around the small village of Huttington, this time defeating and capturing Micicrinus, who would then proceed to somehow escape and recruit like seven thousand peasents to fight for him, though this army would get brutally slaughtered and Micicrinus would flee to the capital of Bronze Ville. Maximus would follow him and appear outside the city by the start of Liturgia, sending a demand to King Antillion Bannis to surrender, in response getting the man's chopped off head from Micicrinus, who was now the new king. In anger, Maximus would order an all out attack on the city's defenses with extereme brutality, destroying it's walls in a matter of days and storming inside it, crushing every army encountered and making his way to the palace, personally slaying Micicrinus in personal combat and forcing the rest of the surviving royal court to accept immediate annexation into The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun. Just days later, Maximus would receive a message from Lixi informing him that Rajinu had deposed the false monarch Ridicius and unrejected the ultimatum, restoring his vassalship. The Alquilo Army would march into Lixi to enforce this agreement, afterwards returning back to Vitilia to prevent a revolt, remaining there until 636 BCE. Also soon after the campaign came after an end, King Difilius of M29, successor of Borgin, would declare his voluntary vassalship under Maximus.
The next decade would be spent dealing with the previously mentioned issues in the protectorates and rebuilding the major roads connecting the country and extending them further into the newly conquered territories. In 631 BCE, Death would come for Maximus while he was he was holding a prayer session at the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, slowly turning white as a recently washed pair of socks before collapsing onto the ground right as the prayer came to an end, splitting his head on the stone stairs of the temple and dying instantly. For a whole month the Church of the Sun would refuse to choose a new representative in mourning, while the populace bowed their heads down in grief everytime they passed by the grand temple, a select few even weeping. Finally on Montimus 26, the priests of the Church of the Sun would elevate Algorginim to the position of representative, who's first action would be to organise a public burial ceremony for Maximus which involved multiple days of multiple large feasts and a longer morning prayer among other things. Algorginim would mostly continue the path started by Maximus, continuing the integration of the protectorates and building the Majorus Limicum, a road going from Vindonia in the west to the vassal of M29 in the east. The Majorus Limicum would take thousands of hired workers, materials (stones, pebbles, dirts, sand, gravel, junk, trash and melted iron) - which were put into layers inside a 4 meter deep trench - and two years and one month from Aurili 24 631 BCE until Gumini 31 629 BCE. This and many other roads constructed over the following decade would lead to a major increase of trade and travel inside The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, allowing such people as the Trader Of Illustrious Hearts to sell their products, granting many great riches to the empire. In 626 BCE, the priests of every temple in the glorious land would gather in the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies to discuss the true code of the devout and believers, beginning the compilation and writing down of every single law and commandment from the Sun Goddess to inform the grand people of her wishes, also writing down the entire history of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, it's predecessor, the Realm Of The Sun's Chosen People and the Alquilo people themselves back to the very creation of the Sun Goddess to truly explain to the devout why they must worship and pay to her every single day to be granted eternal salvation and freedom. This task would take over three decades to complete, finishing compilation in 594 BCE. As previously mentioned, the protectorates in Vindonia and Minsbruk would be annexed by 622 BCE, having had their integration process completed. Suddenly one morning in Liturgia 622 BCE Algorginim would be woken up to be informed of tragic news - some mischievous individuals were partaking in the sinful practice of windfery, claiming that the great representative Algorginim had died of Higtophyria, a serious and fatal disease that was no to be so freely windferied about. This would cause Algorginim to break out into a sudden and unexpected fit of rage, ordering all individuals partaking in what he called "the disease that morally and materially corrupts and destroys society from the inside" to be arrested and murdered on sight of them commiting their vicious crimes, lowering the punishment to simply being whipped fifty times and sent to the dungeons for five weeks to endure the pain they deserve for their crimes upon calming down, though during the three hours the first order was in effect five people were shot on accusations (three false) of carrying out windfery.
In 619 BCE, Algorginim would authorise five monks to go on a journey to the Alsomian Dynasty, granting them multiple wagons, three months worth of food and water along with other supplies such as rocks, precious minerals, elixirs, campfire wood, stones, sticks, tents, high quality clothing, multiple highstones weight of gold, silver, copper, bronze, tin, iron, diamonds and other possible forms of currency, basic tools (hammers, scissors, fishing equipment, knives, daggers, pocket knives, pots, pans, needles and so on and so forth), a great many delicious and tasteful fruits, vegetables, meats, plants and spices, as well as many other additional trade goods. By supplying these monks with all of the previously mentioned items for their upcoming journey to the lands of the Alsomian Dynasty, Algorginim was hoping that the missionaries/explorers would return from the Alsomian lands with large amounts of gold, silver and other richers along with converts from the Alsomian Dynasty, which would be the beginnings of the converting the entire population and leadership of the Alsomian Dynasty to the Church of the Sun. The monks would set off from the City of the Sun in early Profinius 619 BCE, over the next two months making their way to the Alsomian-Imperial border and crossing it on Montimus 4. Two days later the caravan of travelling monks would enter the city of Estershireshire and settle there for a week, handing out gifts, holding sermons and supposedly performing miracles, though this has not been confirmed by any source from the time and has been died by the Church of the Sun. Either way, after their one week stay in Estershireshire, the caravan would continue their journey northwards to Brif, meeting the local count and being gifted many grand gifts, which they would humbly accept, going on to carry out multiple prayers in the city before continue their journey onwards to Lipstringen and Vits. In these two cities they would also carry out prayers, attracting thousands of inhabitants who would willingly convert to the religion, a few even agreeing to join the caravan on it's path across the country. They would slowly move northeastwards, with most new cities being a repeat of the previously described events until they finally reached Water's Gate, the second largest and richest city in the Alsomian Dynasty only behind the capital itself. The caravan would spend a whole month in the city, holding massive prayers and even organising a feast for the populace, converting tens of thousands to the religion and even convincing a few of the upper class inhabitants to convert. They would also sell off much of their highly valueable trade goods here, refilling their treasury, which had been partly emptied by the feast, and establishing good ties with multiple important royal families in the duchy. As they exited the city and began their way to the capital, they would suddenly be greeted by a royal envoy headed by the crown prince, who would take the monks to the capital of Lieftes, where they would remain for another month, holding massive prayers and conversions, handing out more food, clothing and other basic needs to the poor, meeting with King Asluben and exchaning a many of great gifts between the two parties, holding a massive public ceremony with the king and hosting multiple grand feasts. At the end of this month of almost unending festivities, Asluben would organise a major ceremony granting the cavaran a whole piece of golden horse armor - a very expensive and thus impressive gift for the time -thanking them for their visit and stay in the city, and agreeing to convert to the Church of the Sun on the last day before their departure, which was Liburius 8. Alsuben and a few other royals would also agree to join the caravan on their further journey eastwards through the rest of the country and back to The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun to meet The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Algorginim in person and discuss their future relations. The caravan would travel through such cities as Lustringian, Wotterford, Amsterdam, Naiuben, Jemen, Civilia and the Tower of Towers, holding more prayers and conversions along with a few feasts, also selling some of their trade goods for money while the king and royalty spent their time looking around the city and investing into it. After a year and three months spent in the Alsomian realm, the caravan of monks and the royalty of the realm would cross the border into The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, continuing their way down south to the City of the Sun, stopping off at multiple other smaller and larger settlements, finally ariving to the grandest of cities on Aurili 15 and immediately heading into the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies to deliver all the goods they had gained during the journey and inform the representative on all the events that happened during it, along with letting him meet every single new convert that had travelled with them, the royalty and king first among them. A one week celebration would be held in their honour, including multiple large feasts, massive morning, noon and afternoon prayers along with a official ceremony establishing a 200 year long alliance with the Alsomian Dynasty along with declaring each of the three monks to be a saint (Saint Lucrimus, Saint Aurestis and Saint Gofdimor), followed by a long session of prayers and gift exchanging between the Algorginim and Alsuben. The king and royalty of the Alsomian Dynasty would remain in the City of the Sun for the next month before making their way back home along with one of the priests, who would leave them at the Alsomian-Imperial border. 
Just two years after the caravan, Algorginim would die of old age at 73, being succeeded as The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens by Artemis I. Artemis would begin his rule with the Codixus Maximae Generalicus Aulictus AE || 2:421, which was an Imperial edict reorganising land distribution and changing the laws surrounding land ownership, declaring that the edict had to be enforced by 615 BCE. The edict was made up of 420 different sections, which determined everything from basic land transfers and usage of land to such things as "If a dog dies of a lemon tree spruce infection on the lands of an owner to whom the dog does not belong but on whose property the lemon bush was located, the owner must pay a compensation of multiple gold, silver or copper bars from a value of 2-15 gold dilgers and 60-95 quillers to the owner of the land whom was also the owner of the dog in question, as well as delivering the dead remains of the dog to the dog's owner." These laws would be hated by many nobles and lower peasents, causing mass outrage and raider militias made up of unlanded peasents to form, who would terrorise the countrside, burning down entire villages and stealing their produce to keep surviving. Artemis would send tax collectors and law advisors to calm down the situation, but this would instead lead to their capture and murder, leaving the empire without much needed bureaucrats and causing a massive gap in tax collection, while the raider militias only grew in size and continued destroying the countryside. Finally Artemis would have enough and would ride out into the countryside with a five thousand strong army, crushing multiple raider armies before stumbling upon the Farmers' Army, being defeated and forced to retreat back to the City of the Sun while being constantly followed. As the Farmers' Army approached the walls of the city, Artemis would finally agree to negotiate, promising that the farmers' involved in the rebellion could keep some of their property if they still went through with the land reorganistion, to which most agreed. Most, except Liminus Caufinus Realianus Goldianus Lebricus Delfamianus, who would loudly proclaim that Artemis was an evil fool and charged the city's walls with only but a drawn sword and his peasent's clothes, being shot in the chest with over twelve arrows and falling over along with two other farmers who joined him. This would end the period of chaos caused by the Codixus Maximae Generalicus Aulictus AE || 2:421, slowly allowing things to return to normal and for the edict to be fully implemented, greatly improving on the use of land. Afterwards, Artemis would begin personally travelling every surviving village in the country in search of smart people who knew how to count beyond basic math so that he could replace the killed bureaucrats so that taxes could be collected, eventually finding around 300 possible candidates and picking 153 out of them. With order restored to The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, Artemis would now turn to increasing the Alquilo Army's size and preparing to expand, along with rebuilding the burned countrysides. This would take until 610 BCE, at which point Artemis would finally get bored of it all and write a nine-hundread page book on why trying to claim that the Sun Goddess was not the literal embodiement of the sun was a really annoying, but not stupid, idea, causing many of badspirited and unshined-upon souls to decree through windferying that Artemis had in fact called in a stupid idea, something Artemis denied and wrote another book on to explain, only causing more trouble and almost splitting the church before the windferyies relised their key mistakes and gave up on their untruthful practices towards the Sun's holiest of representatives. After this utter havoc, Artemis would go on a diplomatic mission to the land of the Alsomian Dynasty to reconfirm the 200 year long alliance with their new king, King Julian Aportinatos, who was agressive and wanted to agressively expand the borders of the Alsomian realm through agressive means. Using the holy knowledge a representative must always have with them on any ocassion, Artemis calmed Julian down and convinced him to reaffirm the alliance, securing the northern flank of the empire for the time being. Afterwards, Artemis would return to The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun and distribute much of the gained tax money into building multiple new major cities and trade hubs, allowing for more trade to flow into the empire, granting Artemis the funds needed to more quickly rebuild the remaining destroyed villages, finally undoing the damage he had earlier caused with his slight misact of foolishness. Thus with all the empire's problems solved, Artemis would issue the Edict of Crom and the Codixus Maximae Generalicus Aulictus AE || 422:794, which both reaffirmed the equal rights of all citizens and cut down on the religious and material power of the nobles, forcing them to bow their head in the direction of the City of the Sun every morning (they had also been forced to relocate to the land they were ruling, as some of the nobles up until now had been ruling their distant lands from the City of the Sun, which Artemis saw as a lazy and bad way of doing a job), as well as granting the peasents and middle class more abilities to change their social status and not be stolen from by thievious and Manquiloistic nobles, who if found would be fired and let away from the land in any common direction. Artemis would personally watch the implemention of these two edicts, even publically insulting one of the Manquiloistic nobles to breaking point before kicking him away in the opposite direction of the Sun, along with handing out many great gifts to the citizenry to make up for his past mistakes and prove he was on their side. With this, Artemis had passed all the reforms he wanted to pass and could begin preparing the Alquilo Army for a grand conquest.
In the last days of Montimus 607 BCE, Artemis and the Alquilo Army (now numbering around thirty thousand) would set off for the northern lands of the Panshivarata, arriving there on the Morning of Witenauterday, also known to normal people who don't use the old Arflomian Astrophysical Transliterated Translated Augustine John 24:98 Version Calender as Tuesday. After two days of travel, the army would stumble upon a man named Hlorg, who told them that the river of hidden gold was ten bird feathers away, which turned out to be true in sort of a, as the river tasted as nicely as a good morning bread after a night of great sleep after a day of hard yet highly rewarding work, though it didn't contain any actual gold, almost causing Artemis to accuse the man of windfery before calming down and paying the man with three rocks and a spoon for his services. Continuing on their way, the army would soon stumble upon the small hilltop town of Trident ruled by the local chieftain Chuck El Maso, who would order his most fit men to capture the leader of the Alquilo Army. The fit men would capture a random soldier instead, bringing him to a bush and decapitating him, going up to Artemis and threatening him to slaughter the already dead man unless he paid them with a gold biscuit perry, which the oh ever grateful but unwilling Artemis refused, capturing the fit but foolish men and forcing them to guide him to the corpse of the fallen comrade, slaughtering the fit but foolish men in anger, throwing their bodies into a spike filled bush. The grand army would march into the town and right to the palace of the chieftain, finding it deserted and devoid of any people or belongings. Artemis would order the entire town be searched for these things, causing many of the inhabitants to get angry and attack some of the Alquilo troops, leading to a massive fight in which no one won, as it was stopped by a man by the name of Higgle Higgle Berry Berry, who instead proposed to resolve this by entering combat with one of the Alquilo troops. Artemis would choose a man named Wiggle Dairy for this job. Higgle and Wiggle would enter a minute long staring match before charging at eachother, trying to outplay eachother but finding themselves outplayed, causing a outplaying stalemate that none could break. Thus Higgle and Wiggle would angrily begin throwing flower pots made out of pure hydrogized tin at eachother, injuring both men with no winner still found. Thus Higgle and Wiggle resorted to a game of not-tabletop chess, trying to first play with rocks, then nuts, then doorframes, stairs and finally roof tiles, before giving up and hitting eachother in the face with these same items. Thus Higgle and Wiggle, still neither having scored a win, tried to run across rocks, both tripping and falling over a few lilypads away from their intended target, causing the two men in frustration attack eachother, being locked in their grasps and pushing for five minutes in angry rage until Wiggle finally fell to the floor, breaking his back with a painful screaming and perfoming a triple backflip while doing so, breaking Higgle's jaw in the process, forcing Higgle to eat a massive amount of dirt, causing him to go insane and run around like a wild little wolf. At this point Artemis finally had enough and just forcably evicted every inhabitant from the town using the fact he had a massive army with him, moving down the hill to look for the man supposedly named Chuck El Maso, finding him crying in a very small and tight cave on the side on an extension of the hill. Chuck would be killed using a whip, allowing Artemis to declare that the small hilltop town of Trident formerly ruled by the local chieftain Chuck El Maso now belonged to The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun. 
The armed force would continue it's march to the town of Dilligan, which peacefully submitted along with the towns of Dor, Dilligan-gan, Dilligan-ligan-gan and Farisome, which were all ruled by seven chieftains by the name of Fiddler who all agreed to peacefully submit, leading many historians to falsesly recount them as one person. Just a day after Dilligan, the troops of the empire would arrive in Forcedoun which was ruled by no one. After searching for an entire day for a ruler of this land, the soldiers would still not have found one, causing many to begin indulging in such crimes as the wicked actions of men such as those of whom the windferying was as simple as the nights hogglery or tomsommery, which these men also indulged in for they had gone mad, they had gone beyond mad. Artemis would be forced to drag these men out of the pit and gates and holes of the Manquilo lands which had this town become of them, ordering the town to be shot into using flaming arrows, setting a light and ending the suffering of all those who had went into there. The Alquilo Army would then continue onwards towards the towns of Kiligigigigigig and Donniwan, both found painfully deserted and not desserted. These towns would be claimed and the army would move on to Litrigen, a small fortress ruled by Kildigur of Garhaeim, inside of which lived 30 people. Among these people there lived a man who was a professional Bartender. Now some of you may get confused why I am pointing this out, so we will switch to using the term Bart Ender instead. Yes, we are not talking about a bartender like the guy who works in a bar, we are talking about a literal man who ends people named Bart. Either way, inside this fortress lived one of these men who were known as Bart Enders, who ironically was himself called Bart. Artemis did not know of this, so he sent a man named Bart to inspect the fortress from a bush nearby. Bart the Bart Ender would spot this other Bart in the bush, coming down outside the fortress to point out his folly to him directly. Bart would jump out of his hiding place with his knife and try to stab Bart to death, but instead of the Bart Ender, Bart himself would feel the pains of the stabbing, collapsing to the ground in anguish and being easily captured by Bart the Bart Ender, who took him back to the fort and held him hostage there. Kildigur would use this chance to pressure Artemis into a ransom deal which would result in Bart being returned in exchange for the fort remaining untouched and independent. Artemis would kindly refuse this, instead suggesting he pay Kildigur in 29 gold bars for the release of Bart, which Kildigur would refuse on the ground that he had nothing to do with these gold bars. Artemis, angered by the situation, would send another man named Bartillion to sneak into the fortress along with 30 men and rescue Bart. The plan would fail as Bart the Bart Ender discovered the plot just minutes before Bartillion arrived, bringing Bart out to the top of the fort which was open as a tower and demanding that Bartillion turn around unless if he wished death upon Bart. Bartillion and Bart the Bart Ender would then exchange words of honour and dicussion between eachother, but fail to come to a compromise on the situation. Bartillion would in anger order a charge on the fortress, quickly being shot in the foot with an arrow and falling over, while Bart the Bart Ender made an attempt to throw Bart down from the fort top to the ground below. This would fail, as Bart managed to grab Bart the Bart Ender by his foot and swing around, ending up places switched and letting go of Bart the Bart Ender, resulting in him falling to the ground and dying in the death previously promised and wished upon to Bart. Kildigur, having just witnessed a Bart defeat a Bart Ender, quickly surrendered the fort to Sun Goddess, whom then granted it as a gift upon the Alquilo people of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, allowing Artemis to march past the fort without much worry. Soon the news of this incident would spread all over the lands of the Panshivarata, causing city by city, town by town, village by village and fortress by fortress to surrender to the Alquilo Army without a fight in fear of Bart The Bart Ender Ender, who they believed could smite them out of existence with the singular snap of his fingers, though this was almost undoubtably just empty worrying and windferying. Whatever the truth of the situation may have been, it's results were clearly visible, as by just the start of Liturgia 607 BCE the entirety of Panshivarata had been taken by Artemis I and the Alquilo Army, allowing the man a few easy weeks of rest before a march back to the City of the Sun, where in early 606 BCE the grand victory would be celebrated in a massive ceremony with elaborate festivals and large feasts, though they shalt not be touched upon due to thou knowledge of their grand scale from previous descriptions of previous ceremonies and celebrations.
With the celebrations at an end, Artemis would order and personally oversee the construction of more forts in the newly conquered Panshivarata, forcing local tribes to hand over their land for these new forts on the threat of showing the allmighty Bart the Bart Ender Ender to them, which convinced every single one of the tribes. While construction was under way, a group of chiefdoms just north of the region would be unified by Kargishir The Foul, who would begin conducting raids on all the surrounding lands and peoples. In 604 BCE, Kargishir would lead a six thousand strong raiding party into Panshivarata, capturing a newly built fort and burning down multiple towns and villages for loot before retreating back over the border. This would be repeated once more in 603 BCE and 602 BCE, causing Artemis to get annoyed and position a part of the Alquilo Army on the border with Kargishir's chiefdom. This though would not stop Kargishir, who entered Panshivarata once more in 601 BCE with an army of ten thousand, crushing the Alquilo Army in six battles and killing three of their generals before moving to capture Fort Tahaka and Fort Ciceval, murdering the garrison of both forts and destroying them beyond belief. Artemis finally had enough and personally lead a two thousand strong force to face Kargishir, meeting him atop a small hill near the small river of Olde, where the two men would exchange angry stares before moving at eachother with such pace that their troops had a hard time following them into battle. The Battle of Olde, as it would become known, would be a decisive blow to Kargishir, as he left the battle field with 200 troops and barely alive, quickly raiding a few villages before retreating back north. Artemis would continue overseeing fort construction until 598 BCE, when he left to travel to the City of the Sun. But before he could though, Kargishir had already crossed the border and rebegan raiding towns and villages, and destroying the newly built fortifications, forcing Artemis to turn around and defeat Kargishir's army at the Battles of Whuen and Lillybach, following him back into his own lands and finally crushing him at the Battle of Arhangulur, where he would be taken prisoner by Artemis and stoned to death. This would lead Kargishir's chiefdom to break back up into multiple tiny squabbling villages and cities ruled by weak and ineffective chieftains, allowing Artemis to conquer the entire region by 596 BCE and integrate into the region of Panshivarata. After defeating Kargishir, Artemis would finally begin his journey back to the City of the Sun, conquering the Chiefdom of Andrillae on his way back in 595 BCE. Upon arriving in the city, Artemis would organise another ceremony and parade around the dead and decaying body of Kargishir, granting large sums of gold and other rewards to the soldiers who participated in taking down Kargishir and defending Panshivarata as well as holding feasts for the rest of the populace. Just two months later, Artemis would write down his experiences in fighting Kargishir in the book "The Manquilo Horde Remains Alive: How Artemis I Defeated Them Once More", which while never becoming super popular in the later eras of The All Mighty And GLorious Empire Of The Sun, would still serve as an important and somewhat trustable source for the events that occured during the campaign. Just two years after returning to the City of the Sun, Artemis I would die at just 54 years old day, leaving his apprentice Inhrim to succeed him as The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens.
And thus Inhrim had taken over The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun. In just the second month of his reign, he would inherit the work of a whole generation, being allowed to unveil to the public the Book of the Sun, a truly final and complete compilation of all the most important literary, philosophical, religious, legal, historical and scientific texts of the age of the time and before. Inhrim would advise the book to be read by every and any true Alquilo person in the world to truly understand their inner being and now the truth of the holy knowledge, also adivising the mainly religious sections of it to be used in both private and communal prayer. The Book of the Sun would cause immediate uproar in the Church of the Sun, as many of the lower ranking priests who had got less say in the books contents were disapointed and angry at the final product, claiming that many parts were actually heretical or not as important as presented. One of the greatest opponents of the book was Aldivius Argulgius Ortomi Ranfan Gruchel, a low rank high ranking priest in the Temple of Pulchen, located roughly 32 stone throws away from Hill Pulchen to the west and 18 stone throws away from the city of Pulchen to the north, who was by many considered as an unorthodox and highly reformist priest who could upset the balance of the entire Church of the Sun. Aldivius would argue that having a common book to be used in prayer and to be read by every man, women and child to understand the ideals of the religion was hypocritical and close to heresy, as it convinced the common man that everything they needed to know was inside one book and anything else was either unimportant or outright heresy, over time limiting the knowledge of the common folk and rotting the religion from the inside. He would further go on to state that many of the scientific inventions and stories in the book were unimportant or unuseable in the current age, even going so far as to propose multiple "better" replacements for them which would actually help the Alquilo of the current world period. For this Aldivius would get major backlash, with many of the priests who worked on the Book of the Sun and other priests rushing to defending the book's contents, claiming that Aldivius knew nothing about the religion and was trying to go too far by claiming that the common people did not need a book to learn holy knowledge from, though Aldivius would refute this himself with the simple line of "If people are too lazy to walk to the library of their temple and read the books there, the Manquilo have long won." This would be the beginning of a three decade long religious debate and split within the Church of the Sun between the Readers (also known as the Aldivians) and the Templists, which resulted in multiple major literary standoffs between high ranking priests and the first instance of a prayer not taking place at it's determined time, causing panic among the populace of the empire. To resolve the issue, Inhrim would call the Council of the Temple in 590 BCE, which, instead of solving the divide and coming to a compromise, would instead disastrously fail and lead to further tension. In 586 BCE, Aldivius would die, leaving his adopted son Aeuglilius Artumilus to continue leading the Reader movement. Aeuglilius was even more radical than his father, calling for total abolition of strong church and full publication of every text in the temple libraries, as well as declaring any "superior" church texts as heretical and against the basic beliefs of holy knowledge. In 584 BCE, Aeuglilius would get into a fight with a priest and scholar named Vitelius, knocking him out on the street in anger, causing major uproar all over the priesthood and common society, forcing Inhrim to step out and order Aeuglilius to be removed from the priesthood and kicked out from the City of the Sun. While Aeuglilius accepted this with surprising pride, it would only add further fuel to the conflict between the Readers and Templists, causing both sides to multiple times violently clash in the streets and threatening to completely destroy the reputation of the church. Finally in 580 BCE, when the divide was at it's worst, Aeuglilius would take up arms against Inhrim and the entire church, proclaiming a holy crusade against the supposed Manquilo, leading a massive peasent army to the gates of the City of the Sun and demanding to be let in. Inhrim would personally come to the other side of the gate with the entire Alquilo army and refuse the demand, beginning a staring match between the two sides. Then suddenly one of the wall guards by accident opened the gate. The two armies stared at eachother for a moment longer and then charged at eachother. Thousands of men would die and blood would spilled on the holy streets of the city, causing the populace to begin an open revolt against the church as it's reputation completely crumbled in their eyes. During the chaos, Inhrim would be killed, while Aeuglilius would rush through the battle and make his way to the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies with thirty troops and walking inside, killing multiple priests and walking up to the throne room, where he would proclaim himself The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens. The chaos in the city would continue for three days, until finally the more experienced and well-equipped Alquilo Army won against the Reader army and convinced the masses to stop their riots, entering the temple unarmed, making their way to the throne room, dragging Aeuglilius outside of the temple and murdering him in broad daylight. After this, the Council of the Sun would be called, in which the two sides would finally come to a compromise on church doctrine regarding holy texts and collectively denounced the actions of Aeuglilius as "Manquilo in nature, with only purely evil and unforgiveable intentions". After a whole two years of recovery, finally a new representative, a high ranking priest known as Jerno, would be chosen in Profinius 578 BCE, fully restoring order to The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun.
With the issues surrounding the Book of the Sun having been resolved and the civil war ended, Jerno would begin the task of restabilising the still divided church, doing so by laying out a more complete version of the compromise and forcing all and any priests who disagreed with his proposal to leave the church to rid it of their Manquilo influence, which the Sun goddess would have not been happy with. One priest, named Jaucilius, would call these righteous actions and carrying out of duties a "Manquilo-driven plot to undermine the church", committing suicide in protest as any Manquilo would do. Then The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno would order that only gold and silver coins be minted all over the great land of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun to prevent inflation and rampant corruption, which Jerno dispised almost as much as the representative despised old stale bread with unsalted meat, truly a disgusting and unhealthy meal only reserved for the truly desperate, which none of the inhabitants of the great empire should be. By the end of 576 BCE, the many false mints and minters had been eradicated from the land and only those who vowed, promised and fulfilled, worked on and truly respected the requirement to only mint pure gold and silver material coinage for monetary exchange remained in the all mighty empire, pleasing Jerno and the priests of the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies. Next Jerno would undertake the hardening and harder as ever task of finding willing men and women who would willingly travel beyond the borders of the empire to other grandous and rich lands to establish relations with their leaders and chiefs. These great travelers and spreaders of the faifth would venture off from the City of the Sun in Montimus 26, 573 BCE, quickly making their way to the borders of the empire and marching onwards to the northwest and northeast, quickly stumbling upon the kingdoms of the Deldanira Platue and Victorian Feilds of Golden Horses and Serious Men Who Could Sing of Berniculus For Days, for short simply the Victorian Feilds of Golden Horses, with whom they would establish official relations and trade many grand gifts of religious and physical significance, trading away even a few 101% pure gold and silver coins specifically produced by the grand mints of the empire for this grand voyage, journey and travel to foreign and unknown lands. The one previously unknown kingdom to cause trouble for these great and grand travelers was the land of chieftain Hoggupalalal, who had unified the most northern parts of the Deldanira Platue just a few years ago and became the High King of the local language-speaking tribes who were known to for sure and definitely not be horses, something the ancient philosopher and pseudo-historian/drunkard Vestrigian Dorgelg of the City of the Sun had gotten completely wrong in his writings during the late 700's BCE. Chieftain and High King Hoggupalalal disagreed with the Sun goddess's holy knowledge, claiming it to be "nothing but the fraud of old fraudulent fraudlent document fraud-makers who could only speak in Upper Horse and can't comprehend the words of the true holy god Alchigo", which highly angered the travelers, but they, being understanding of other cultures and beliefs, decided to simply once more explain the concept and ideals of the religion to Hoggupalalal, but he "saw through their lies" and claimed that they were "utterly foolish jokers who had no understanding of reality", which angered the travelers even further, but they still continued on with their explanation of the religion, which now in turn was beginning to anger High King Hoggupalalal, who at once exclaimed "Be done with it ye foolish foolerings and let me speak in the namen of ye true god Alchigo!". The grand travelers now could not that accept that and thus accused High King Hoggupalalal of being a Manquilo reborn, which he very likely may have been, though this calling did unfortunately highly insult Hoggupalalal, who thus drew his sword and in response declared the travelers to be "smelly swine from the village of Witteria", which while the travelers did not understand, they could comprehend was meant as an insult towards them, responding with the full truth, by confirming and stating that Hoggupalalal was an uneducated and truly weakminded chief inable of higher thought and comprehension of the Sun Goddess, at which Hoggupalalal once more incorrectly exclaimed that "the Sun Goddess is nothing but a false insanity created by the fools of the Upper Astrand River Basin!". The heated debate, argument, verbal fight or whatever else you may like to, want to and have the right to call it would continue on for another whole hour, which most people would probably not be able to handle, but both the grand and illustrious travelers and Hoggupalalal were, though they did not make much progress in the direction of true compromise and understanding of the true Sun Goddess between the two groups, merely escalating and continuing the heated debate, arguement, verbal fight or whatever else you may like to, want to and have the right to call it. But at some point the patience of the High King and Chieftain of the most northern lands in the Deldanira Platue Hoggupalalal would be finally broken, causing him to use his ancient and rusty, but very highly trusty sword to slash open the insides, informs and other ins of one of the many grand travelers, causing the other travelers to draw their swords in self defense and point them at Hoggupalalal. At this point the now clearly insane and crazily impatient Hoggupalalal, being outnumbered many to one, would call upon his guard with the exclamation "My guard, rush to my side!", which the travelers would accidentally and understandably misunderstanding as Hoggupalalal calling his guards to come and slaughter the grand travelers, causing them to lash out at the High King with their swords and kill him in what later the The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno and others would admit to be cold blood, causing his guards to attack the travelers in Hoggupalalal's defense, leading to the breakout of a small fight which would force the grand travelers to retreat from the land, though it would later be learned that their actions had lead to the collapse of the High Kingdom and then further lead to some of the new chiefdoms risen from the ashes of the High Kingdom to convert to the grand and illustrious faifth of the Sun Goddess, seeing her eternal visdom and truth for themselves. With that to an end had come the expedition, voyage, travels and explorations of the grand travelers and voyagers of the age, which had truly ended once they returned to the City of the Sun in late Aurili to early Liturgia of 570 BCE, at which point they would report to the representative Jerno their findings, conversions and established relations along with the grand conflict with and accidental cold blooded killing of Hoggupalalal, which Jerno would ever so graciously forgive them on behalf of his represented the oh holiest and ever grandest Sun Goddess, for they had earned The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun and the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies many new converts who now saw the ways of the Sun Goddess, which outweighed their accidental killing of the High King.
Warning: Someone new decided to come into the house-workshop today and for some reason loudly requested we split these bits of informative text into slightly less longer multiple paragraphs for they could not easily read these. While we do not have such issues ourselves, we can understand and comprehend such concerns, so we have executed them for the following paragraphs on the next topic. We still do not understand why said someone had to request through the form of loud voice usage, but that is not up to us to understand.
Just two years after the ventures of the grand travelers and explorers, a man named Hillgerion would be found to be existent in this world, having supposedly been born a few decades back to his parents in supposedly the City of the Sun, though no official writings on these events have survived and thus we cannot confirm the true heritage of Hillgerion, though judging by the events that occured next in this grand story and journey of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun's history, it can be inferred or even confirmed that Hillgerion most likely and even very possibly was real and did exist, though in order to not spread windfery, this will not be presented as pure and full-worthy facts that are as clear cut and grand as a cake from Tostery, a very delicious and grandious cake of great design, but as mere observations and possibilities gained from historical evidence and sources which is believed to be the most believe as most of the majority believe in them and thus they are to be classified as believable, but still not as pure and full-roasted fact. Now with the assumption and possible belief behind our back that Hillgerion was probably a real person, it can be discussed what he possibly committed. Now one day, just two years after the ventures of the grand travelers and explorers, the possibly existent Hillgerion was supposedly in what probably may have been his home probably writing possibly about the ways to cook a old lobster and olive branch tree in the same pot without spilling all the natural mountain blood water onto the kelts and klippers, which possibly may have been of possibly great interest to the probably existent Hillgerion, who also to just now mention, may have possibly been a possible member of probably the priesthood and possibly have also been most likely a writer of books, which he was probably undertaking while he possibly was within probably his home near what may have been his desk. And thus he possibly began writing what may have possibly been the previously described book, though we can never be certain of this as being fact as there is not enough historical evidence to support it to the fullest. Whatever the case, Hillgerioin possibly took upon it himself to complete this grand book to detail the truths of the world to the inhabitants of the empire so they could comprehend the answers to this serious dilemma. The book, titled "Why the tettring and weteningenirin of the great potatoe plasts is not the correct way to observe and cook a old lobster and olive brance in the same pot filled with hot natural mountain blood water without spilling the hot natural mountain blood water onto your kelts and klippers", begins with an intro section explaining what the book will explain to the reader, which includes in-depth explanations of tettring and weteningenirin, the best ways to observe and cook a old lobster and olive brance in the same pot filled with hot natural mountain blood water, why many people get it wrong and end up accidentally or purposefully spilling the hot natural mountain blood water onto their kelts and klippers, and how to best prevent it from happening ever while undertaking the observation and cooking of a old lobster and olive brance in the same pot filled with hot natural mountain blood water. 
The first section, which includes in-depth explanations of tettring, tettrying, tettirying or terriying and wteningenirin, allowing the reader to understand these complex concepts. While the book goes onto to explain these concepts in over 58 and a half pages, we will simply give short sections of text from the book which include the more simplistic and simplified descriptions and explanations for those less inclined to read the work. The description of tettring, tettrying, tettirying or terriying reads as the following: "The practice of tettring, as it is typically known, though other naming conventions include but aren't limited to - tettrying, tettryingen, tryingengen, tryitigen, tryryrin, tettri, tetris, tettririr, tetrying, tetring, tering, tearingi, tetrying, tettirying, terriying, terriyingonian -, is considered as the action of carrying ones fruit, collected from the many bushes and trees of life planted in the gardens of typical Hembollicky houses (though this does not imply them only being located there and actually implies the opposite, as otherwise most would not be able to partake in the activity of tettring, which would defy it's definition being explained here as null and void for this book and cooking as a greater whole of the societal construct), to the kitchen and their washing, and cleaning from the unholy earthworms and other beings infesting the great plants." Later in the book, the action and tradition of wteningenirin is explained as the following: "The action, practice, tradition or whatever else you may call it, simply known as wteningenirin and nothing else, is the in it's most simplest meaning the preparing of previously tettryied products for the cooking and creation of any kind of delicious food and delicacy. This preparing involves the cutting up, salting, peppering or covering of the grand product with any kind of seasoning from East Shellian-Dobbery Pepper to Sun Limen, though of course some liberties have to be avoided or taken in order to achieve a grander taste, recleaning the product to avoid any possible infectious idealisms and bad spirits, and partaking in any other activities required to wteningenirinenor the product."
The second section, all about the best ways to observe and cook a old lobster and olive brance in the same pot filled with hot natural mountain blood water, goes onto to explain where to obtain all the required ingredients, how to correctly tettryie and wteningenirinenor them and then cook them all together. In page 24 of the second section, hot natural mountain blood water is described as the following: "Hot natural Conthebylen flowstrand grown mountain blood water, typically known as hot natural mountain blood water, is the most important and also most dangerous ingredient of the delicious delicacy I am currently describing in extreme detail as to the codes of conduct in these types of situtations. Hot natural mountain blood water is natural water that can be found running from small little holes in the sides of the cliffs and mountains of our ever-gracious and saving world, which hopes to protect us from and ward off the evil spirits of the underrealm, representative of the Manquilo threat. The water has many times been described as blood looking in nature, which makes many afraid that it may be related to the Manquilo, though this is false and the water can actually be used to ward off ghosts and other unnatural beings due to it's warmth and natural properties, which scare off and even bleed away the ghosts of the land and skies." The section goes onto to in detail describe the exact tettrying and wteningenirinenorein of the ingredients of a old lobster, a olive branch and the hot natural mountain blood water, then explaining the exact ways they must and shalt be put into the cooking ingredient pot and preserved for later cooking, recooking, enjoying or mentioning in a cold water bath. In the last part, it is claimed that to preserve the old lobster meat, it must be covered in a layer of unlayered orange salt and whispered sweet winter and summer songs to it so that it shall better function in it's preserving of the meat and warding off of the ancient and unwanted spirits, which may harm or even potentially completely and utterly spoil the meat.
The next two sections we can group as one, which revolves around why many people get the tettirying, wteningenirin and cooking processes wrong and end up accidentally or purposefully spilling the hot natural mountain blood water onto their kelts and klippers, and how to best prevent it from happening ever while undertaking the observation and cooking of a old lobster and olive brance in the same pot filled with hot natural mountain blood water. The book starts off by once more in less detail explaining the processes of tettirying, wteningenirin and cooking, and then begins listing the possible issues that could cause some low level or even middle level cooks or regular delicacy makers to mess up in said processes and lead to them accidentally or purposefully spilling the hot natural mountain blood water onto their kelts and klippers. Many of the reasons include some mention of such superstitious and supposed beings as ghosts, gremlins, vinterians, ohglobians, the mountains dwellers and even mentions witchcraft, something unimagineable to the regular folk but seen as self-explanatory to the author, Hillgerion, who I have almost completely neglected to mention for the past few paragraphs. Either way, it is also commented that some cookers may have issues with such delicate processes as the boiling, warming, heating, acting and observation of the hot natural mountain blood water to the temperature of room temperature in degrees in the seventh order of magnitude, what some more well-off folk reffer to as 76º by Confonnerian Degrees, typically known as typical hot natural mountain blood water temperature needed to boil the olive branch. The issue these cookers may be having is that, to get to 76º degrees on the Confonnerian scale, you need to add multiple grams of Hydrolic Hydroacidic Perfumic Garlic, which is very hard to add and even a slight bit more could lead to the accidental spilling of said hot natural mountain blood water on the nice kelts and klippers of many a lower cook and professional fielder. On the front of preventing these catastrophic events from happening, the book advises more careful measurements or different cooking clothes to be used so as to not spill any of the hot natural mountain blood water onto many cooker's kelts and klippers, as they wouldn't even be in use in the kitchen and cookery of these folk.
And now finally, with the contents of the book discussed and understood at hand, we can now move onwards towards the events following it's publication and their affects on greater society and the priesthood. After much debating with the local innery-taverny-uptomerianery-printery and wine distillery in Afruaumington, Hillgerion would convince them to attempt to print copies of the books, even though the practice of printing was a confusing and hard one at that, as the printer would have to painstakingly paint every page of the book in red and white strips made using paint coatted banana peels covered in old, dried ice filled wine, then wait over a week for the pages to dry and soak up all the paint, then painstakingly paint every page of the book in red and white stripes made using paint coatted banana peels covered in old, dried ice filled wine once more before finally being able to put these pages on blank pieces of old Cothform or Klindinensworth paper to copy the text, drawings and other contents of the page. When the printer would attempt this process with Hillgerion's book, he would be made to realise to his horror that Hillgerion had only wrote one copy, which meant that either one of them would have to write another one as to not ruin the original work and make it unreadable through the printing process, which Hillgerion refused to do and instead payed the printer to do, making the printer unhappy and thus leading to him doing a very poor quality work and job on the first few copies of the book before finally calming down and finishing the rest in fine quality. Sadly these first copies were meant for the priesthood, which would result in the priests outright rejecting the option to read the books, forcing Hillgerion to publish them with the possibility of being expelled for windfery if these books later turned out to be partaking in the evil and unimaginable practice of windfery, which would incriminate Hillgerion along with said book copies. But whatever the case of the uncertain future, the books were soon released to the wider public by Hillgerion in a stand-book-grab-event and quickly had all been taken by interested readers who wanted to learn more of this serious and divisive dilemma. Hillgerion was quite pleased with his grand work and would go on forth and backwards on Fort Mort to the east of the west to relax in his great forests and lower plains of great natural belonging of not to him and the cities grandly polished walkways, suddenly being cut off on his adventurous journey and voyage by news from the City of the Sun which told of grim and sad news. As Hillgerion returned to the city, face utterly deformed and covered in the blood of old pig and cow meat, he would be met face on forth with screaming and anger from the inhabitants of the city, calling him all sorts of words, with many of these wordly words including such wordly wordly wordlying words as "stupid", "foul", "unbelievably unbelievable", "liar" and worst of all, "windferiest". As it had turned out, the priests at the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies had obtained better and grander, more beautifully adorned and sun-blessed copies of the book, reading them thoroughly and finding multiple supposed mentions of witchcraft and other superstitious beings, and events, which were considered as foolish and unimaginably unintelligent, which in turn could lead to them being categorised as windfery partaking if they were to find their way into an author's work. Along with these clear signs of windfery by the man and author known as Hillgerion, many other folk of all ages and genders complained that the book was "outdated" and "illogical", as to their and most other people's knowledge, kelts and klippers had gone out of fashion for kitchen or cookery work over 200 years and a stone throws away ago, which made the work pointlessly pointless and even further foolish, which in turn caused the inhabitants of the City of the Sun and the wider territory of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun to support the Grand Temple's decision to exile Hillgerion from the city for all eternity to prevent his windferious and profoundly pointless works and ideals from spreading throughout the land of the Alquilo. Hillgerion would try to resist and deny these claims, even attempting to prove the existence of superstitious beings such as ghosts and clampers along with witchcraft, which had long been proven by all educated people from the priesthood to the lowest of the society to be nothing but false beliefs and unknown windfery by those most unlucky to be subject to the belief's influence. With every milidorminionic second of external time that passed by, Hillgerion only became more despised and became more resemblant to old stale bread and unsalted meat to The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno, who would finally himself make a statement on the situation due to his sheer disgust and hatread for old stale bread and unsalted meat which Hillgerion was bringing higher resemblence of himself to. The representative would, with calm delight and order announce that Hillgerion would be immediately dropped outside within the borders of the empire but not within the borders of the City of the Sun, which was probably the definition of outside he was talking about, though who is to judge. Either way, around ten guards and a massive mob would attempt to tackle and toss the old windferious author out of the city gates with no great achievement and victory in their task, with Hillgerion disappearing sometime during the event and later being found dead outside the city gates with multiple rock throw and knife usage injuries present all over his fragile and old body, causing most to suspect he had either escaped and proceeded to act upon killing himself in pure shame or had been accidentally or purposefully in a raged filled action and commitment of committing an action attacked and his life ended and cut short by one of the many angry inhabitants of the city within the very aggravated and unhappy mob that had tried to take him within and without outside the City of the Sun. Whatever the case, the man possibly and probably known as Hillgerion now lay dead and resting without the city gates and thus had resolved the issue whatever the case of his death, allowing for all of society to leave in peace without the threat of windferious windferiers committing windfery within the borders of the empire which was represented by the representative Jerno in the year of 568 BCE.
Thus the reign of the glorious Jerno, The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens, would continue onwards in a calm and peaceful manner, not disturbing the people of the Ancient Highlands of Goglemer, though they could have not been disturbed either way, as they firstly were not of living being and secondly would later found to be simple myths and legend made up by the ancient false-history Borsivol of Upper Reppu (Borsivol also made up his place of origin as Upper Reppu doesn't exist and is simply the word "Upper" in reverse, which also proves Borsivol was quite unoriginal and foolish at the practice of naming places, which is also proved by the fact that "Goglemer" is actually just the name for a sandwich made by Goglem, a baker who lived in the City of the Sun at some point that no historians have sadly and very unfortunately cared to record). During this time of peaceful peace and resolute peace, the many great people of the City of the Sun would come to do many great works, such as the construction of new houses for themselves to live in, the creating of many new bakeries, farmlands and other craftering, crafting and craftmaking buildings for their own needs, desires and sustenance, which would greatly improve their feelings and lively livelyhoods, assisting in the growth of the great city. This growth would allow for the financing of new temples and other holy sites to be built, increasing the wealth of everyone, but heavily the priests of the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, which would cause major debate among the priests on the fairness of keeping all this wealth to themselves, causing them to eventully lead in the direction of creating for the populace the Day of Heavenly Granting, in which they gave out massive donations and large amounts of goods to the people of the City of the Sky for absolutely and fairly no amount of any value, assisting the city further in it's growth and development. While we would describe this event in further detail, the team in Pandakhir village has already done that seven months ago for some inexplainable reason as no one ever told them to do it and they had no reason to do it, but whatever their mystical and unknown reason for doing as such, it gives us the rare oppurtunity to not do any work and simply quote their writings and findings on the subject, meaning that I can get from five to ten more minutes to drink my White Leaf and Herb Tea produced by the Lincolnium-Up-Stronford-Kelsingrouden-Waterfall Tea Company, which gives me pure joy and splendid feelings for the time I consume this great liquid. Either way I believe it is time for me to stop writing this much to explain the situation since that decreases the time I shall have to consume Lincolnium-Up-Stronford-Kelsingrouden-Waterfall White Leaf and Herb Tea, which would make me less purely joyfilled and happy as it would otherwise. Knowing this sad and dissapointing fact, I shall now finally cease this explanation and move on to the presentation of the writings of the team in Pandakhir village from seven months ago.
The following is the Pandakhir village team's writings, findings and discoveries on, of and about the Day of Heavenly Granting: "The Day of Heavenly Granting, also known as the Day of Granting or the Day of the Heaven's Mercy, is a day of special celebration (known as a holiday or heavenly day or holy day or, as described by one person we interviewed - for some reason we ourselves do not known - not even in relation to this study on the Day of Heavenly Granting, "The Day When I Can Get Random Terrible Stuff From The Church [The Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies] For Absolutely Free And Then Burn It In My Backyard When I Inevitably Discover It Utterly Sucks And Can't Be Used For Anything". The interviewed person who said this was banished from the City of the Sun three days later for inexplainable and unknown reasons, probably his Manquilo activities and beliefs as usual with most of these foolish, boringsome and probably Manquilo-influenced folk. Whatever you or others may like to call this grand festivity and event, one thing is for sure and it is that the event does not change in anyway depending on how you call it, though disregarding this bit of information we will moving forwards only refer to this event as the "Day of Spiritual Gifting, Heavenly Granting And Grand Celebration Of Alquilo Wealth", as that is what it is officially known as by the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies and all other temples and holy sites in the land and territory of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, which is governed, administered and overseen by The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens. The Day of Spiritual Gifting, Heavenly Granting And Grand Celebration Of Alquilo Wealth begins a few days before it actually begins, also known to most folk as "preparation", though the word isn't entirely correct in it's application to the event, as a few parts of the actual event do take before it's official beginning. Either way, the date of this beginning before the beginning of the event is Gumini 1, when the priests begin decorating the City of the Sun for the grand event, inviting people to contribute for a early chance and earning some of the great gifts to be later handed out by the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, which causes most of the city to immediately take part in the event, typically meaning that this offer in the end makes barely any change or close to even no change on The Day of Spiritual Gifting, Heavenly Granting And Grand Celebration Of Alquilo Wealth. The next event of the grand partaking and celebrations takes place on Gumini 4, when all the peoples of the land make the Grand Trek to the City of the Sun, collecting herbs, berries, leaves, clean water and other supplies that they bring to the city and deposit in the local collectories, which will hand these goods out to the priests of the grand temple and the population of the City of the Sun during the day of the celebrations. Once the Grand Trek is complete, three days of prayer begin from Gumini 4 to Gumini 7, following the typical cycle of morning, noon and afternoon sessions. On the final day of prayer, the priests announce that the Sun has seen their prayer and shined upon them it's eternal light, meaning that the great gifting that the Day of Spiritual Gifting, Heavenly Granting And Grand Celebration Of Alquilo Wealth is known for and is mostly made of can take place. Thus the next day everyone gathers around the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies once more, partaking in the morning and noon prayers before being granted the opportunity of feasting in a luxurious and grand feast of the whole city with the great delicacies and foods of the whole world, but mostly importantly the empire itself, to share upon it's hard oak and maple wood tables, chairs and flyer-cabinets (a old-timey table with three rows of tiny cupboards underneath it to store the kitchen wear and preparation tools required for the cutting, salting, peppering, seasoning and enjoyment of a meal). Once the great meals of Cavadarm and The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun are finished by it's great people, the priests announce the beginning of the afternoon prayer session, which all the people of the City of the Sun and the empire partake in. Once the prayers are over, the priests finally begin handing out the many great riches of the land that had over the year been gathered in the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies, granting them first to those who had partaken in the preparations for the celebration, though since most inhabitants of the City of the Sun had done so this order wasn't of major importance, with everyone else next in order of their settlements closeness to the city and temple in official documents, which have not been updated for around three years due to the active laziness of one Procurator Higdenberry, who can't do anything about us calling him out on his laziness as the Church of the Sun and their leadership most certainly agrees with us on this and shall not press any charges. Once all the valuables have been handed out to the people, another, smaller feast takes place to celebrate the ending of this grand occassion, this time allowing for the use of Binderberry Wine, which is barely ever used for anything but for the utmost of importances and grandest of holidays. And thus to and end comes the Day of Spiritual Gifting, Heavenly Granting And Grand Celebration Of Alquilo Wealth, allowing us to finish this writing which we forgot why we were writing, which means we can now head out to get a cup of Outbindolian and Upworthian-Derent-Fillingerrererian Coffee."
Now to the discussions of the events taking forth and back to the seventh layers of the forth fleyer upon stride through the coldest winds of fields on the wields of the wielder dorms and horms, along with the horns of the travel of checking. The people, possibly male or female or neuter or something else we fail to yet recognise by the sides of the polygramic formula and formulaic graph, made their decision to effortfully, carefully and understandably tread, toddle, combelsith and ruqqin forth to the lands of the after beyond the hills which lay next to in front west of the most southwestern river of the northern lake side of the Georgian moon which greets travelers and criminally criminalistic criminal criminals with a smirk and a happy toodling and toddling song of "Hello to be praise thee oh moon welcoming tomorrow yesterday!". In short for those who do not speak the language of the higher ups of the eastern riding of the Collnirian District, this section of text simply discussed the travels of Jeromy and John Coldesberry to the lands of Grifimwatch, which was a really weird name given by the Abrudjigans, to whom the Collnirian District and it's western, but not eastern, riding belong to, to the lands we collectively know as The All Mighty And Glorious Empire of The Sun. This event, which in reality is presented to us Alquilo people as quite the unremarkable thing, but which in the eventual reality was not quite as unimportant and did feature some important discoveries, took place in the year of the Sun 800000000*. So to begin off with this discussion of these events, we must begin with Jeromy and John Coldesberry, answering the question of where they hid their cheese bags. Sadly, we do not know the answer to this, as well as to another, far more boring question, that being: "what was the second or first or 27th name of Jeromy?". Either way, it does not matter for we must move on to their journeys and arrival to the land of the Sun. Well, to figure out the answer to this mysterious non-question, we must look to the year of 884 Before the Era of Criminalus the Elder, when the man later to become known as John Coldesberry was born to a unknown family of unknown origin somewhere around the northwestern western side of the river riding of the Morgomollian Region, later to become known as the Morgomollian-Gemler-Riversider District at some point we do not know, which causes historians and theoretical chemists for some ungodly reason to debate whether he was born in the Morgomollian Region or Morgomollian-Gemler-Riversider District, though one theoretical physicist known by the pseudonym Yorkshire Gold claimed that John Coldesberry was actually born in the lands of Syn Error, though most believe this simply to be a misunderstanding of his work, with it being very possible that he in fact was not mentioning and discussing about John Coldesberry but Joahnne Coldersey-Berrie-Windsor, the 7th Count of Bordenburgerry, 28th Earl of Grobenburger and the 97th Count-Margrave-Bishop of Clementine-Attelswille, along with being the 3rd Viscount of Attelswille, all of which were and in some way still are located within the territory of Old Mcaldom. But that's only but a half and a half of the non-questioning half, which means we must also discuss the semi-sentient omnipotent being known to us as Jeromy. Jeromy, to our knowledge called Jeromy, we don't truly know and will never know, as the only who ever spoke of his even possible name was John Coldesberry, truly making this a troubling issue, to our knowledge, was created, born or whatever else is possible in this universe somewhere in this exact universe, a somewhere that is only known to theoretical biophysicists, but sadly they all went insane from coffee deprivation yesterday and got on a boat to travel to Western Khirigizhia, which does not help us research and answer this topic, though whatever the case of the situation may be, we do know he came into existence through some means somewhere in this universe and somehow ended up being a companion to the traveller and journerer John Coldesberry, who would make their grand travels around the world of Cavadarm and thus end up in the land represented by the The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno in the year of the Sun 800000000*, a number I actually made up a few thirty minutes ago while partaking in the process of drinking my morning, not noon, afternoon, night or afternight, but morning ionized iron-gold cup of Lincolnium-Up-Stronford-Kelsingrouden-Waterfall White Leaf and Herb Tea, which to most people is known to the lowliest and most regular and boringsome of folk, citizens, civilians, inhabitants and people as 555 BCE.
With that very short introduction and non-answering and answering of multiple questions and non-questions, we can finally move on to the very story itself, a story so intriguing and so truly experiencing and so granting of granted granting of granting, that we must speak of it at some times but not all times since speaking of things at all and every times of the day is quite a tiring and unexplainably hard to fathom and partake in activity and practice, thus convincing the heavenly yellow beams of jelly beans and banana juice that we must not speak of such foreign and unimagineable concepts as the physical bounds of a anti-physical unphysical chemically, physically and chemical bonded-ly impossible graphical depiction of the general constructs of societal depictions of the biophysicists, who, as I've mentioned previously, have all went insane from coffee deprivation yesterday and got on a boat to travel to Western Khirigizhia. The year prior, the man known as John Coldesberry and the mysterious being known simply as Jeromy, which we already explain in deeper detail in the previous section of this quite frankly truly bizzare arcticlerery, were travelling through the lands known to the villagers of Kondinsbergergy as "The Cup To Which Spills The Ancient Stories Of Tea, Soup and Watery Water", to most boringsome and communicatively speakersome folk as Gregorshaven and the Williamite Sheep that forgo the traditions of Klamath Falls. John Coldesberry had been in these lands to find the claimed to be claimed Source of the Nile, something he could not comprehend or knew where to find, but something that he was very much determined to find by the end of his grandfather's lifetime, which meant he was first to find a time machine, which he had heard was to be found within these lands known as Gregorshaven and the Williamite Sheep that forgo the traditions of Klamath Falls, which he could then use to partake in the practice of travelling through time to find the oh-so claimed Source of the Nile by the time of his grandfather's lifetime, while the omnipotent being known to us confused and lower folk as Jeromy partook in the mysterious practice of disappearing from the plain of reality and existence along with the plain of historical record and the plane that was heading to Bermuda sometime ago, though I sadly have no idea what a Bermuda is... maybe it's some island near the North Pole? Has some penguins? Well either way, they had been possibly in those lands, at least we can confirm John Coldesberry had been there in those lands, looking for things they wanted to and had to find, well at least John Coldesberry can be confirmed to have been doing, when they suddenly were informed of a massive pot of gold that had mysteriously appeared outside the gates of the City of the Sun. John Coldesberry, according to mythical legends of real tales, having never heard of such a grand place, settlement, city, town, village, metropolis or whatever else you may enjoy and endure onwards to calling it of, had to be guided there by the mysterious being known as Jeromy, with this being the only mention of his existence outside of a few mysterious papers by biochemists that were lost multiple centuries ago to an angry, hungry to hunger wolf in a sheep's disguise or a angry, hungry to hunger sheep in a wolf's disguise, though the works of biochemists are known to not be too informative either way, which means we can simply ignore this issue and go on to mention the only other real known time the omnipotent higher being known as Jeromy was ever mentioned as being existent, which is during John Coldesberry's and Jeromy's meeting with the representative of this great land Jerno. To continue the great retelling of true and undeniable events, John Coldesberry with either the helping of something or noone managed to, using some mode of transport, most likely a three headed unicorn, arrive to the gates of the City of the Sun to find there laying a pot of gold in front of him and the gates of the City of the Sun, though sadly it wasn't massive as promised, which made John Coldesberry very happy, a very common occurance when someone known as John Coldesberry spots a pot of gold in front of the gates of the City of the Sun when he was infact expecting a massive pot of gold in front of the gates of the City of the Sun. Still, whatever the situation, John Coldesberry was not a man to give into crying or hysterical laughter, thus causing him to make the decision to simply look at the pot of gold and walk into the City of the Sun, as someone had forgotten to lower the gate door hanger the day before, causing John Coldesberry to be able to enter the City of the Sun by simply walking through the open gate. Once he had transported himself inside the city, he quickly made his way to the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies and took a step inside the grand building, typically recognised by all sane and truly equal men, women, children, cats, dogs and whatever else that may be sane as a grand temple, to be specific, the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies. There he would seek the nearest priest, who would take him to the next nearest priest, who would then fly him to the next furthest priest, who would swim, fly and dance him to the middle-est priest in the whole city, who would then consume and outconsume him through the ten gooses of the Golgan Hights to the next near-furthest priest. For those who were enlightened enough to ponder the question or non-question, the answer to this question, non-question or non-question-non is simply that this was a grand search, a search for a map to most known as The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno, for John Coldesberry had a high desire to meet with this grand representative and discuss with him the mysteriously not massive pot of gold and also a few other issues more relevant to the more foolish and lowersome, bore-y-some folk of the world, who could not fathom the importance of the massive pot of gold outside the gates of the City of the Sun mysteriously not being massive. Once the representative Jerno has been found and identified from a select group of people, whom the rest of had the characteristic of not being the representative Jerno, John Coldesberry finally made an attempt to find out the answer to the previously multiple times mentioned and given question, non-question or non-question-non. In this moment, as previously discussed when answering and non-answering the previously given questions and non-questions, the mysterious mystical omnipotent being known to us as Jerno appeared to greet both John Coldesberry, the great traveler and investigator, and Jerno, The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens, who was at the time representing the Sun on the Land of the Sapiens. This intriguing occurance, event or whatevery you may want to classify it as, only took place for a few seconds, as afterwards the mysterious being known as Jeromy would once more disappear, allowing for Jerno to grant the answers John Coldesberry was looking for, to be exact, the answer to the question or non-question of the mysteriously not massive pot of gold in front of the gates of the City of the Sun, though we will never know his answer, as both men refused to speak of it ever again in the near present, near future, near past or any other given time on the plain of time and existence. But, to the astonishment, surprise and screaming of any biochemistphysicisthistorians, Jerno did give known answers to a few of the other questions pondered upon him by the great traveler John Coldesberry, who was truly one of great intellect, though not great enough of intellect to find the answer to these questions himself. Most of these questions involved complex things like markets, trade, markers, pencils, ears, goat herders, massive pots of silver and the one mention of a horse's neck in the Mojave Desert, which is probably somewhere in Dortmund, which I have no idea of existence of the existent the plains of reality either, so we won't get into the utmost of detail with the answers, but just to spare of some of the detail, John Coldesberry received from Jerno the approval and granting of the ability to trade in the name of John Coldesberry anywhere within The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun, which he had already been allowed to partake in previously, but now had been granted allowance to officially partake in it within the land of the Sun, along with receiving major gifts to bring back to the homeland of John Coldesberry, wherever and whenever that may be, which Jerno was not too worried of, as the grand temple had already received a few gold ingot donations from John Coldesberry and thus the deal for the eternal building of the legacy of John Coldesberry, truly a great, glorious and unending legacy, had already been set into motion and could not be ended with the throw of a simple uncut stick for the Arbeter trees. It is also believed that John Coldesberry and Jerno did partake in the discussion of more relevant topics to the City of the Sun, such as the expansion of trade to multiple states John Coldesberry had visited but Jerno had personally not visisted, as well as the discussion of the irrigation system of the city, which was decided in the end to be in fine, even near good operating condition for the Age of the Gongerheimerineiegr, which is a age which we do not have any info about as this is the only source ever to even mention such an age, though it is believed to originate with the inventor of anti-coffee, who's name we sadly do not know of. At some point in existence that we have not been informed of due to the lack of good sources, which are only arriving on Wednesday, this grand conversation between two grand men, that being John Coldesberry and the represenative Jerno, had come to an end, allowing for John Coldesberry to travel forth with John Coldesberry's most prised mode of transport to enact the plans and wishes that Jerno has bestowed upon him, closing this chapter in the history of The All Might And Glorious Empire Of The Sun and granting us forth the way to open up the next one, which I promise will be a lot less non-non-interesting-non, as it will talk about a large, undefined amount of politics and warfare, which in the opinion of most boringsome but feeling folk nonetheless is quite an intriguing subject, meaning that you, along witht the rest of the folk partaking in the act of reading these paragraphs of possibly interesting and accurate information, won't get bored of this subject of history. Until then, I will be having a noon ionized iron-gold cup of Lincolnium-Up-Stronford-Kelsingrouden-Waterfall White Leaf and Herb Tea, as I have sadly managed to miss the time of morning for me to drink this grand fluid, liquid, drink or whatever you may like to call it due to the writing process that was needed to write, produce and create this work of possible biochemicalhistoriography.
To the coming of the year 552 BCE, which had been predicted by the highest ups of the lands of the folks of everything and everyone since the invention, creation, marketing and usage of the practice and usage of the usable and practically simple text to font generator and reader that can complexy read the time tables of multiple zones of seventh layer time and the higher understanding of being and comprehension that can't compressed into mere tea cup-sized tables meant for the common and williysome folks of Obdendurgen and Willshavaven, which in reality have to not been existant for around twenty to thirty years, but for some incomprehensible reason I must include them due to the wishes of my higher ups and their tea drinking habits that follow the drinking of a soup and coffee induced general market store. Now, many of you might claim that what I just wrote upon this great canvas of the art of storytelling and biochemicalphysicalgeneratorialhubtheoreticalhistoriography is nothing but the purest and more clean, utterly graceful form of incomprehensible and willfully unreadable concept you have ever read, so I shall now enlighten you and possibly myself along the way with the explanation to this complete and beautifully, utterly incomprehensible form of written language, which, to be translated from the highest of speech, writting and conformity to the standard of the golden locks, is to simply mean "To the coming of the year 552 BCE, which had been predicted through the use of the calendar, which had, been and was invented but a mere few million years ago by the great Alquilo masters of our time". Now to continue onforth timbling, wimberling and dombelling with this grand sentence of a text form canvas, I shalt clarify upon to you, the readers and understanders of this complex and interesting piece of literary challenge and art, the truth behind the significance of the year 552 BCE, which had truly been predicted by the calendar millions of years before it's coming was even near to the then common time of the present of the past. Thus was the year if 552 BCE to come and upon Cavadarm it carefully and fondly fondled and cameth forth to introduce along itself a threat to the great state of our great Alquilo people, upon The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun. Of this threat to be informed was The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno, who immediately took it upon himself and the Grand Temple of The Sun, It's Children and The Skies to prepare and conjure up from the not thin air of the great nation an army to stand up against the great threat on it's borders, calling upon the grand Alquilo Army -that had been of made into foundation roughly a century ago from the events taking place in the then present now of the current past not now - which then answered the representative's call to the defensive practices and for the defense of the grand empire against the threats that had come upon together with the coming and granting of the year of 552 BCE. Now many of you genius and truly intelligent speakers and performs of the art of pure and enlightened thinking may already be questioning what this grand and evil force standing up to the might of the great Sun Godess could have possibly been and to that I shalt answer with the shortest and most feasibly possible form of textual answering. The force, which many partake in fearing to this day in some parts of the county of Doorham, was to be of the nature of the Mangel tribe of great warriors and fierce men under the leadership of their great chieftain and future High King of the Grand North and the Deldanira Platue, Chief Obdo The Oh-So-Ever-Goblidius.
Chief Obdo has come to rise from a unknown beginning and middle, at some point in the 550's having to come to be the chief of the most southern state of the Daldanira Platue, the Mangel State, which was feared and known for it's grand and undefeatable warriors, whom almost drove fear into the flesh of the great Alquilo Army, though it never did and never could get it into their brave hearts. Now whatever the case of the rise of Obdo was, it did and still does not matter in the highest levels of historical eventry, but what matters is all beyond his rise, that being the conquest of lands even farther south, even outside the lands of the Deldanira Platue, ending him up in lands bordering on The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun in 552 BCE. Sadly to Obdo, a man of warrious and strengthening nature, such things as borders and fortresses were nothing but mere distractions from the great joys and plunderings of warfare, convincing the great chief Obdo to cross the border of the great state of the Sun with his army. Soon The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno would learn of this and thus we would and could return to the point we were at previously in this great story of confusing and grand text that grants us knowledge into the past and the future. The Alquilo Army set out from the Great City of the Sun on Junisus 26, a month from the exact and perfectly determined and undeniably to be day during which Chief Obdo The-Oh-So-Ever-Goblidius of the Mangel State lead his army and thus force over the border into this great land of ours. The army would make their way up north to meet Chief Obdo in battle near the Hills of Doytorom, splitting up into two seperate armies, known as Codorminant-Seperating-Armed-Units, with one going in the direction in which the oceans, winds, fuel gasses and the sun flows every night and day, the direction of the ancient western hills of Polotskiano and Berskane, while the other condorminant, the condorminant that wasn't the first condorminant and was the other condorminant, went in the direction of the greatest plains of the lands of the foul stench of the heavenly garments, preparing to dominate the armies of Chief Obdo on the Hills of Doytorom and Borhenko. The condorminant that was partaking in the practice of heading eastwards would make it to the Hills of Doyotorm in a mere month, catching Chief Obdo while he and his foul and ungreatful army was partaking in the looting, pillaging, destroying, raiding, scenery destruction, desctruction and plundering of a small village that back in those days of yore and wolle went by the name of Bondergomenhen, making a grand attempt at the practice of tackling the terrible enemy of the leadership of Obdo, taking down roughly 500 of their men and forcing them back to the southern parts, exclaves, growths, detriments, underlackers and plintigians of the Hills of Doyotorm, themselves taking the action of resting and partaking in the waiting of the other, westwards heading condorminant to arrive to their location or near of their location so they could together partake in the organisation and execution of an encirclement and tackling out, tackling in and taking of out of the forces of Chief Obdo.
At this time of waiting, the condorminant who had taken the ways of the east to be their way had realised the unfortunate thing and eventry they could have and they should have partaken in realising. They had begun their movement by moving in the opposite direction of the first condorminant, that being east, and continued to walk in this direction for the next few weeks, walking further and further east as they were proposed to and planned to, making one foul and minor but also major mistake in the process of partaking in this act of partaking in movement in the specific cardinal and sky locatory direction known as east. This mistake they had now to be realised, the mistake of their making when they had to make their commands be followed by themselves, the walking too far east from their target of not too far east, which now lead them to the very correct and logical judgement that they should continue walking on their set path of the east while slowly and carefully turning northwards, which would severely disfollow their given orders but solve their current issues, then continuing this path westwards and northwards, completely and thoroughly disfollowing and ignoring their orders but making their way to the given end location of these orders, completing half of the task and allowing for the beginning of the next task. Sadly they would make a major miscalculation in the execution of this grand and unfaillable plan, partaking in the practice of heading southwards instead of partaking in the practice of heading northwards, ending up in the Hills of Bombarberry, at which point they would swiftly realise their grand mistake and head back north to rebegin their practicing of their grand plan, finally slowly beginning to make their way closer to the lands to which the Hills of Doytorom belonged to. Sadly along this great journey they would stumble upon a wide, wide, never before heard of river, which they named the Grand River of Rivering, making the active decision to partake in the crossing in the river, leading to half of the troops in the condorminant getting heavily wet and being forced to take off their wet gear to not feel bad about themselves, while around four men and one female dog, who had joined the condorminant at an unknown time in and unknown place during this whole process, proceeded to partake in the act of drowning within the layers and boundaries of the river, which none of the other members of the condorminant would take high notice of, continuing on their path northwards to the place at which they would turn westwards to meet up with the first condorminant to continue the heavily delayed job they had been tasked by The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno to partake and fulfil in. After but a mere month and two weeks of travel in the directions of the eastward, northward and westward movements, they had arrived near to the location of the first condorminant, being able to swiftly and without trouble meet up with them, partake in the explaining of the whole heavily uncomplicated but unheavily calming situation that they had been forced to go through by their own foolishness and inability of directionless area comprehension and directionful area decompression. Once this timbling and wordemblinging of explaining was over, the two condorminants went their seperate ways again to surround the foolish and mad army of Chief Obdo The-Oh-So-Ever-Goblidius on both sides and defeat him in active battle and practicing of tackling to partake in the winning of this grand and way too drawn out war. To the surprise of the condorminants, the army of Chief Obdo had long realised the intentitions of the first condorminant to wait for the other condorminant so they could partake in their quite obvious plans, choosing to simply move away from the area and partake in the act and practice of plundering the nearby towns, villages, enderborrrows, enderboroughs, grentenfillings and village-cities before further partaking in the practice of retreating into their native land and recruiting a new army for a larger and grander campaign that would come to the land of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun in a but a mere two years in 550 BCE.
"Chief Obdo rises over the mountaints. Chief Obdo comes down the mountain, down the rivers and flowbodens of the great hills. He comes with an army the size of greater than seven mules and a rider of ancient and enlightened skill, he comes forth to our lands with an army of thousands in the uncountable, the thousands which will tear our plains apart. Chief Obdo has set out a grand challenge for us to answer and we must answer it swiftly, for else we are to fail the challenge and see our grand land raised to the ground. The sun has come upon the land to grant us all in our troubling times, but the swiftness of our great men and idealists will decide what occurs and what fails to occur in this challenge that Obdo has laid upon us for us to fufill in the name of all who believe in the dream of the empire." These were the great words of warning granted to The Sun's Representative On the Land of the Sapiens Jerno by governor Julianus Jerinomo, calling on Jerno to raise and arm the grand Alquilo Army of The All Mighty And Glorious Empire Of The Sun to protect against the oncoming armies of Chief Obdo, which had crossed the mountains of the northern borders of Panshivarata, threatening to take over the region and then strike at the very heart of the empire. Jerno would quickly, switfly and without needing time to think gather the armies of the empire and move to Panshivarata, meeting Obdo and his 37 to 49 thousand strong army at the hills of Bondorgimno, engaging in multiple battles, all of which ended in painful and unimagineable stalemate, giving way for Obdo and his men to raid and plunder the lands of Panshivarata north, south and southwest to the northern gradian of Bondorgimno, causing much destruction and suffering for the local inhabitants of the land. 
[War stuff coming soon!!! (So true)]
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