Elite Hans

Elite Hans is a popular fictional franchise within the Wolfenstein universe, a line of toys manufactured by Klasse Spielzeug centered around Hans, a heroic half-cybernetic German agent who, with the help of General Irene Engel, protects the Nazi American Territories from the vile 'Terror Billy' B.J. and his Resistance. Hans is available as an action figure, alongside other products such as the common Sodaten, Ubersoldat, Panzerhunds, and even Engel and B.J.. Much like the Trust in Brother, Liesel, and Blitzmensch series, it is ultimately little more than Nazi propaganda designed to twist popular culture to the preferences of the Third Reich and indoctrinate the next generation of children in particular. After Engel's very public death and the Second American Revolution, the franchise experienced a severe downturn - as it was intended for the American market, the revolution ended plans to create future products. However, given that the Nazis have absolutely dominated world culture for the best part of three decades, no children born since the end of World War 2 have known any other form of popular icons - even Zophia and Jessie Blazkowicz played with Elite Hans dolls when they were younger, and are excited to see the Wolfstone 3D game is available to play in the Paris Resistance's hideout. A sequel, Return to Castle Wolfstone, was rumored to exist but all existing arcade machines it was installed on were thought to have been destroyed and buried.
Elite Hans is the protagonist of Wolfstone 3D ( a Nazi inversion of Wolfenstein 3D). The character is possibly based off of Hans Grösse, although he is much skinnier.
== Trivia ==
* Elite Hans is a 1960s parody of the popular American franchise GI Joe both of which feature soldier protagonists working for the government and hunting down terrorists. He also represents the Nazi's version of B.J. in-universe as a video game protagonist.
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