The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: The Minning/Transcript

(The film opens with a landscape like opening with a cover of The Shining theme playing while we see the opening credits.)
(A title card reads The Appointment)
Billy: Hi. I've got a lunch appointment with Mindy. My name is Billy. 
Principal Goodvibes: She's just over in the teacher lounge. Here's your pass.
Billy: Thanks.
(Mindy is seen eating a PB&J sandwich when Billy arrives.)
(Billy knocks on the wall)
Billy: Mindy, my name is Billy. We've met a few times.
Mindy: Yes, I know you. Have a seat.
(Billy sits down.)
Mindy: Like some Lemonade?
Billy: If you're having some, I wouldn't mind. Thanks.
Mindy: Pandora, can you come and join us for a little moment?
Pandora: Sure.
Pandora: Nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.
Mindy: So Pandora, Billy and his family, especially Mandy are gonna look over my parents hotel for 2 weeks. I'd like you to talk to him about it soon as we're through.
Pandora: Ok.
Mindy: Billy is an ordinary student here at Endsville Elementary.
Billy: A former kind of student.
Mindy: Let's see, where were we? The season there at my parents hotel runs from May 15th to October 30th. But since it's January, the caretaker days are January 17th through January 28th.
Pandora: The hotel seems to be on somewhat of a mountainside.
Billy: Interesting, maybe I'll go skiing up there.
Mindy: Maybe, the problem is the enormous cost.
Billy: Oh.
Mindy: It would be to keep the road to Sidewinder open.
Billy: Uh huh.
Mindy: Also, during the winter, there's about a 25 mile stretch of snow.
Billy: Don't you mean road.
Mindy: Please don't interrupt me as I'm talking.
Billy: Sorry.
Mindy: When the hotel was built in 2001, there was little to no winter sports. It was chosen for its seclusion and scenic beauty.
Pandora: I heard the winters can be fantastically cruel.
Mindy: They sure are.
Mindy: So, are you sure you can handle this hotel for me?
Billy: I could do anything.
Mindy: Ok. Before I turn you over to Pandora. . . there's one other thing I think we should talk about.
Billy: What is it?
Mindy: I don't suppose they said anything in Endsville about the winter of 3 years ago.
Billy: Never heard of it.
Mindy: Well.....
Mindy: There was a tragedy they had up there during the winter of 2005. There was another predecessor who hired a man named Tim Gunnings. He had a wife and 2 kids named Noah age 10 and Sarah age 6. One night the daughter went ballistic and...... she murdered her entire family with an axe. The cops were called and she got taken to a detention center.
Billy: Oh trust me, Mandy isn't my sister. She's my neighbor.
Mindy: Well ok. 
(Meanwhile, we transition to Billy's house.)
(Phone rings)
Gladys: Hello?
Billy: Hey mom! I got the job. 
Gladys: You did? So we're going to the hotel for 2 weeks?
Billy: Looks like it.
Gladys: Ok, see ya when you get home. Bye bye.
Billy: Bye mom!
(Then we fade to Mandy's house.)
Mandy: What's so important about looking over a hotel for someone I obviously don't like?
Grim: I've visited that hotel as a normal grim reaper before. It's cool. They've got a lifetime supply of food.
Mandy: So, I have school to attend. What if I get marked absent for days in a row?
Claire: Don't worry Mandy, we've contacted your school and you should be safe.
Mandy: Oh alright. I'll go. But wait a second, aren't you guys coming too?
Phillip: Nope, your mother and I are going on our own vacation. 
Grim: Oh, where are you guys going?
Claire: We're staying at the Bahamas.
Grim: Man, now I wish I can go to the Bahamas.
Phillip: Sorry Mr Reaper, but we don't want to scare the jeepers out of the people in the Bahamas.
Grim: Oh.
Claire: See ya in 2 weeks.
(Door closes)
(We then go back to Billy's house.)
Billy: Dad?
Harold: Yes son?
Billy: Why are you just sitting near the door?
Harold: I'm trying to wait patiently to use the restroom. 
Harold: (Bangs door loudly.) Gladys! You've been in the shower for over an hour!
Gladys: Sorry Harold, but I want to keep extra warm when were at the hotel. 
Billy: There's something called heaters.
Harold: Yeah, I agree. We'll be fine when the snow storm at the hotel hits.
Billy: I'm just gonna use a butter knife to get the door open.
(Billy opens the door with the knife.)
Gladys: Well, got into the door with a tool huh?
Harold: Yep.
Billy: I'm gonna keep packing.
Harold: All right son.
Billy: Ok, got my clothes, my toys, and everything else.
(Doorbell rings)
Billy: Hey, you guys are packed.
Grim: Yep, what about your parents?
Billy: Oh, they're just packing.
Harold: Hey Billy, your mother has decided that she's not coming with us to the hotel.
Billy: Oh.
Harold: Well everyone, into the car. We're staying at a hotel.
Billy: So glad I get front seat whenever we go on trips like these.
Mandy: Billy, when are you going to get over sitting in the front seat.
Harold: Easy now Mandy, it's only a 2 week trip.
Mandy: (Sighs) Fine!
Harold: Is everybody ready?
Grim: Yep.
Harold: Then let's go.
(We fade to the hotel that Mindy's parents built.)
Pandora: I don't quite understand anything. What if someone goes ballistic in the hotel?
Mindy: Well my little gal, Mandy isn't Billy's sister so I'm sure stuff will go Ok.
(Back in Harold's car.)
Mandy: Are we there yet?
Harold: Almost, we're 12 minutes away.
Grim: This hotel we're driving to has a brief history.
Harold: It does? I'd love to hear about it.
Grim: Well, from what I remember long ago, there was a Donner party.
Billy: What was the Donner party?
Grim: They were a party of settlers in covered wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.
Harold: Wait! They ate each other up?
Grim: They had to, in order to survive.
Billy: Well I know all about cannibalism. It is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Mandy: Sort of similar to Willy Wonka.
(A time card reads 12 Minutes Later)
Grim: Hey, we're here. 
Harold: Yes we are.
(The car pulls up in front of Mindy and Pandora.)
Mindy: Well look, Billy & his family are here. Hey, what happened to your wife?
Harold: Um, she didn't feel comfortable going to the hotel.
Gladys (Singing in the shower): I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one here to deride me. But you gotta have friends.
Harold: Yep, I'm sure she's fine.
Mindy: This right here is my parents hotel. Or as they call it, the Endsville Lodge.
Billy: Can you show us around?
Mindy: You betcha.
(Mindy opens the door to the hotel.)
Mindy: For starters, this here is where you check in. Every summer, we tend to get about 40 people. Mostly families.
Mandy: Gotta say Mindy, this hotel is somewhat large.
Mindy: Yep, moving on.
Harold: You know Mindy, this place looks great. I wish I moved here and I could protect the hotel while you were away.
Mindy: Ha ha ha ha! Boy I wish I could allow that. But we don't do that kind of stuff.
Harold: Oh ok, just making a joke.
Mindy: Here we have elevators. Mostly large hotels like this one gets elevators.
(They open the elevator only to see a waterfall of blood coming out. They jump once they see it.)
Mindy: Hmm..... that must be the blood from the dark secrets I told Billy.
Mandy: What secrets?
Mindy: You don't wanna know.
Grim: You're hiding something aren't you?
Mindy: May we just save this for another time.
Grim: Yeah, I guess so.
(The gang go to the game room.)
Mindy: This is our game room, it's got a combination of old party games, arcade games and more. We've even got some arcade games you may enjoy, like Dance Dance Mania, Messy Road and more you could think of. But since the hotel is getting shut up for 2 weeks, you might need to turn on the arcade game with a switch.
Grim: Hey Billy, wanna challenge me to Dance Dance Mania?
Billy: You bet.
Mandy: Hey Mindy, do the arcade games take tokens?
Mindy: Nope, it's free to play.
Mandy: That's good cause I don't carry change on me that much.
Mindy: That's understandable.
Mindy: Now here's the ball room. Most times, they use this room for events like awards shows, dances, you name them, they have it.
Mindy's Mom: Well how are you guys?
Harold: Doing fine. You must be Mindy's mom.
Mindy's Mom: Yep.
Mindy: Hey mom, you should show them the kitchen. They'll love it.
Mindy's Mom: Ok.
Mandy: The kitchen might be an interesting place. I was told once that it has a lifetime supply of food in there.
Mindy's Mom: Oh there sure is.
(We then fade to the pool of the hotel.)
Grim: Interesting, I didn't know this hotel had a pool.
Pool Cleaner: Well, it does. But I'm afraid that it's not gonna be used for the winter cause of the snow storm.
Billy: Well ok.
(We then go back to Harold and Mandy.)
Mandy: Excuse me, when was this hotel built?
Mindy's Mom: It was built on the day our little angel was born.
Mindy's Mom: Now this over here is a walk in freezer. This one keeps all the meat. 
(They both walk into the freezer.)
Mindy's Mom: As you can see here, you got 15 rib roasts, 30 ten pound bags of hamburger, 12 turkeys, 40 chickens, 50 sirloin steaks, two dozen of pork roast and 20 legs of lamb.
Mandy: Hmm.... what you talked about right there sounds a lot similar to a horror movie I accidentally watched at 7.
Mindy's Mom: Well, this here has the same number of meats.
Mindy's Mom: Now if we walk to this door, this place is pretty huge. Behold.....
(They both walk into the pantry.)
Mindy's Mom: The lifetime supply of food. Also known as the pantry. Now when you first look at it, it has somewhat of almost everything. We got chocolate sandwich cookies, frosted cereal, cheese squares, cheese shapes, snack pastries, raisins, oatmeal, apple sauce, rainbow chocolate candies, peanut butter circles, color rings cereal, porridge, wafer slims, sliced green beans, tube yogurt, grape flavored pudding, store bought donuts and more.
Mandy: That is a whole ton of food. But some of the food looks interesting as bell.
Harold: I'm into this.
Mandy: I have several questions. Does the food get delivered by food trucks?
Mindy's Mom: It sure does.
(Billy and Grim are walking through the hallways of the hotel.)
Grim: So Billy, what do you think of the hotel?
Billy: It's cool.
(Nergal opens his door.)
Billy: Uncle Nergal? You're here?
Nergal: Yep.
Grim: But the hotel is closing soon.
Nergal: Not to worry yourself, I have an unlimited hotel pass. That means I can be here especially for the winter season.
Irwin's Dad: Yep, I have one too.
Billy: Hey Irwin, how are you.
Irwin: Just fine Billy.
Billy: This might be the greatest vacation of our lives.
Grim: It might be Billy.
Nergal: Hey Billy, would you like some ice cream?
Billy: Sure? But why?
Nergal: Ya know, it's the usual uncle and grandson bonding thing.
Grim: Yeah Billy, why not do it?
Billy: Oh ok.
Grim: I'll be in the game room if you need anything.
Nergal: So Billy, what's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Billy: Chocolate.
Nergal: Well then, we have lots of that.
Mindy: Now if we go over here, this is your hotel room. You can make yourself at home, cause it has a dining room, living room, bathroom, 2 bedrooms and we even have a playroom.
Harold: Well, I'll be relaxing living here.
Mandy: Hey, this looks interesting. It has a soda fountain like the ones you see in restaurants.
Mindy: Yep, we installed it when I was 5 years old. It's in every hotel room.
Harold: Mmm.... that is delicious. I'm even more thirsty.
Mindy: Well, I think you got to see most of the hotel. I'll be off now.
(Billy and Nergal's family are eating ice cream.)
Nergal: Can I ask you something without getting mad?
Billy: Sure.
Nergal: Where did you get that nose?
Billy: Um, I think my dad used to have it, I was born like him.
Nergal Jr: Interesting. 
Billy: Also, have my parents ever met you before?
Nergal: Uh.... Yes but maybe yes.
Billy: Did they know you are one of the villains of Endsville?
Nergal Jr: Sort of.
(Mindy opens door.)
Mindy: Billy, can I tell you something in private?
Billy: Ok. And before I go Nergal, the ice cream was al dente.
Nergal: Thanks Billy, come and visit any time you like while we're at the hotel.
Billy: So what's this about Mindy?
Mindy: If Mandy despite her not being your daughter goes ballistic, remember to contact the police. Or use something entitled, the minning.
Billy: What's the minning?
Mindy: The minning is what my parents used to use to communicate me. Here, take this pill, it will give you the power.
(Billy takes pill.)
Mindy: Now, try it out.
Mindy (In Mind): How about some ice cream little boy?
Billy: Oh, it does work. Well I had some ice cream minutes ago.
Mindy: Well, I'll be off. Enjoy your stay.
(A title card says The KDK Tower.)
(We see a view of the KDK tower itself while it snows.)
KDK Member: Hey Rick, I discovered something out of the ordinary.
Rick Darling: What is it sir?
KDK Member: One of the telephone lines are down. It's somewhere near the Endsville Lodge.
Rick Darling: I've seen that place before. It must be a somehow wireless outdoor telephone.
KDK Member: It probably could be because of the upcoming snow storm and it attacked a bit early.
Rick Darling: It hasn't snowed down there yet.
KDK Member: There might be another place where the snow is hitting.
Rick Darling: Good thing the Endsville Lodge shut down.
KDK Member: Close, they're having some people look after the place.
Rick Darling: Are they going to be good?
KDK Member: Have the police department of Endsville call them.
Rick Darling: Will do sir.
(A title card reads Day 1.)
(Grim is in the kitchen cooking breakfast.)
News Reporter: Police say that 9 year old Sarah is being taken to court this following afternoon to serve either in jail or face execution.
Grim: Hmm.... who would give execution to a little kid?
(A toy bullet shoots across the room.)
(Billy laughs)
Grim: Billy, can't you see I'm cooking?
Billy: Well, the playroom is being used by Mandy.
Grim: Bother, she needs to learn to share.
Billy: What if I used the hallway of the hotel?
Grim: Sure, I guess so. Your breakfast will be ready very soon.
Billy (Playing with his army men): Alright men, you know what to do. When that monster arrives, we shoot it to its death. Do you hear me? Sir yes sir.
Billy: Good morning Irwin!
Irwin: Morning Billy, how have you been?
Billy: I've been ok. I'm starting an army men war. Wanna play?
Irwin: You bet. 
Billy: You're the big monster, and this is the monster's army.
Irwin: Ok.
Billy: (Playing with his army men): Look out men, it's the monster. Shoot it. (Makes gun noises.)
Irwin (Playing with the monster army.) Spear them monster army. (Makes monster noises)
Billy: Pew pew pew. And they are down, great job team.
Irwin (Imitating the monster.) But you didn't shoot me. Now I shall eat you. Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Billy: Oh well, at least the army did their best.
Irwin: Well hello Mandy.
Mandy: Where's Grim?
Billy: He's in the kitchen.
Mandy: Thanks.
Mandy: Grim, one of your jobs is turning on the hot water so people have warmth for their shower or bath.
Grim: Whoops. Let me do that real quick. Billy, can you watch over the pancakes real quick?
Billy: Ok.
Irwin: Yum, do I smell chocolate chips? I love chocolate chip pancakes.
Billy: I do too.
Grim: Ok Mandy, your hot water should be on.
Mandy: Thanks Grim.
Billy: Hey Grim, I didn't know you were making chocolate chip pancakes.
Grim: Yep, I'm making them just the way you like them.
Irwin: What else are we having?
Grim: Sunny side up eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns. fruit salad and muffins. And for drinks, we have orange juice, water, milk, apple juice and lemonade.
Billy: How can you make all these without having to burn them in a large kitchen?
Grim: Good question, my Aunt Kali came up to the hotel overnight. She's helping me with the cooking.
Billy: Well, where is she?
Grim: She's just getting dressed.
Billy: Well, me and Irwin are gonna go outside for fresh air.
Grim: Not for long, it might get cold.
News Reporter: For the weather, they say it might snow on the mountainside of the Endsville Lodge at around 11:30 AM.
Billy: Wait, snow?
Grim: Wow, how were you able to hear that?
Billy: To be honest with you, I have a power called the minning.
Grim: What's the minning?
Billy: I can communicate with Mindy or the TV or one of her parents if there's ever a situation.
Grim: Oh, well that's an interesting power. Have fun!
Irwin: Gee Billy, it's very cold out there. Shouldn't we get coats?
Billy: Yeah!
Grim: Oh Billy, your coat is in the bathroom.
Billy: But isn't Mandy taking a shower? I wouldn't want to walk in there when she's doing so.
Grim: Why not?
Billy: Mandy claims that if I accidentally walked in there and saw her naked, I'll never grow up feeling like a great man.
Grim: Well tell you what, just run up there, grab your coat and don't look at Mandy. Ok?
Billy: Sure.
(Billy walks up to his hotel room with a fishing rod)
Billy: Just so you know, I brought a fishing rod so I can catch stuff without making mistakes.
(Mandy is in the shower while Billy tries his best to grab his coat from the hanger.)
Mandy: What are you doing?
Billy: Uh.... just grabbing my coat.
Mandy: But why are you doing it with a fishing rod?
Billy: Remember what you told me a few months back about hygiene?
Mandy: Oh.....
Mandy (In flashback): If you accidentally walked in on me in the shower and saw me naked, You'll never grow up feeling like a great man.
Mandy: Now I do. Alert me when breakfast is ready.
Billy: Irwin, I got my coat. Let's go.
Irwin: Ok.
Billy: Hey look, a maze. Let's have a running race.
Irwin: I don't feel like it Billy, the floor is a bit slippery.
Billy: Oh ok. Let's walk, shall we?
Irwin: Mmhmm.
Billy: I heard this maze was built when Mindy was first born.
Grim: Boo! 
Billy: (Screams)
Grim: Did I scare you?
Billy: Yeah.
Grim: I was just coming out here to remind you that breakfast is ready.
Irwin: Breakfast time.
(Nergal's family especially Irwin's family come out for breakfast.)
Billy: Good morning Uncle Nergal.
Nergal: Good morning Billy, is that chocolate chip pancakes I smell?
Dracula: Well it sure is Mr Silhouette.
Nergal: Hey! Don't call me that.
Tanya: Don't listen to him Nergal, he's just curious like Curious George.
Nergal: Well ok.
Grim: Good morning everyone, I made tons of breakfast for today. Help yourself.
Mandy: I remember you Aunt Kali, you helped make the cookies for our cookie scouts club before.
Aunt Kali: That is correct.
Nergal Jr: It's really pretty outside.
Billy: It sure is, and it's gonna snow today.
Grim: Of course, but I heard it's supposed to snow for about 10 days here at the Endsville Lodge.
Nergal: 10 days? We could get snowed in.
Harold: Not to worry, there's a snowplow in the garage just bushes away.
Nergal: Ok.
Harold: Well, I'm gonna go out for a few days.
Mandy: Where are you headed?
Harold: I'm going to my job since they're making me do both the day shift and graveyard shift.
Grim: Have a good few days off.
Nergal Jr: Well Mr Grim, breakfast was sure good. I'm gonna visit the game room.
Grim: Ok.
(Phone rings)
Grim: That must be the phone. I'll get it.
(Picks up phone.)
Grim: This is the grim reaper of the Endsville Lodge.
Policeman: Hi, this is the Endsville Police Department, how are you getting on up there?
Grim: Just fine. Did I do something wrong?
Policeman: Well, I just wanted to let you know that some of the telephones up at the Endsville Lodge aren't doing too well.
Grim: Hmm... do you think the lines are down by any chance?
Policeman: Yes, quite a few of them are down due to the storm.
Grim: Any chance of them being repaired soon?
Policeman: Well, I wouldn't like to say. Most winters, they stay that way until spring.
Grim: Man, this storm is gonna be a bit worse than you think isn't it?
Policeman: Sounds like it.
Grim: That's both a shame and terrible. Well, we'll try our best to keep safe.
Policeman: Alright. Talk to ya in the future.
(Grim hangs up phone)
Grim: Well, I'm sure we have a lot of winter gear.
(Mandy is seen typing on a typing desk.)
Billy: Hey Mandy!
Mandy: Yes?
Billy: Uh.... did Mindy give us public access to that?
Mandy: Don't you have something called the minning?
Billy: Oh.
(Billy puts his hands on his head to communicate Mindy.)
(Mindy is brushing her hair.)
Mindy: Ah, I see Billy has used the minning!
Mindy: This is Mindy.
Billy: Hey, there's a typewriter here in your hotel. Is that available for public access?
Mindy: Oh yes, definitely.
Billy: Alright, see ya.
(Billy turns off his communication.)
Billy: So, what are you writing about?
Mandy: It's probably gonna be about my life.
Billy: Can you tell me an example?
Mandy: Fine, It'll be about where I got this somewhat frown.
Billy: Anything else?
Mandy: When you come in and interrupt, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me, and it will then take me time to get back to where I was.
Billy: Well, I'm sorry.
Mandy: Speaking of which, I'm going to make a new rule for when we're here at the Endsville Lodge. Whenever I'm in here and you hear me typing or don't hear me typing, or whatever the dump truck you hear me doing in here, that means I'm working. That means, don't come in.
Billy: Ok, well respected.
Mandy: Now, do you think you can handle that?
Billy: Yes.
Mandy: Good. If you need anything, wait till I'm somewhere out of this room. 
(Billy walks up to his hotel room.)
Irwin: Hey Billy! It's snowing!
Billy: It is? 
Irwin: It sure is yo.
Billy: I'll get my snow gear.
(Billy gets his snow gear on.)
Billy: Ok, so what are we gonna do in the snow?
Irwin: We could have a snowball fight!
Nergal Jr: Yeah, it'll be cool. And maybe we'll build a snowman and build an igloo.
Billy: Let's do it.
(Mandy is still typing while the boys get ready for fun.)
Mandy: Ok, just take the time to talk and remember where you were.
Mandy: Guys, don't stay out there for too long, it might snow hard later on.
Nergal Jr: Well Mandy, we won't freeze. We'll come back in case we get too cold.
Mandy: Ok, I guess I don't blame you. Now let me see, where was I on my story?
Billy: Ready for a big snow fight?
Irwin: You betcha Billy.
Billy (Throwing multiple snowballs): Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Nergal Jr: Oh it's on cousin. Hiya!
Billy: Oof! (Sneezes) Some of that snow got in my nose. (Laughs)
Nergal Jr: I'm gonna make snow people out of you guys.
Billy: So Irwin, it's just the 2 of us now. Hiya!
(Mandy looks through the window.)
Mandy: Boys these days, they just wanna have fun. Some day, I wish I were like them.
(A sinister tone plays while the screen zooms in on Mandy.)
(A title card reads Day 2.)
News Reporter: Good morning and welcome to Endsville News. Meteorologists have predicted that the snow on the Endsville Lodge will continue for the next 3 weeks. In other news, Sarah Gunnings has been sentenced to serve 6 years in jail. 
Grim (Making breakfast): Hmm... at least she didn't get executed.
(A KDK device calls out to the hotel office)
KDK Radio: This KDK 1 to KDK 5, over.
Billy: Hello?
KDK Member: Hi, are you okay up there?
Billy: Yes.
KDK Member: If you've seen the news, they said that the snow will continue for 3 weeks.
Billy: Hmm..... that's interesting. We'll do our best to stay warm.
KDK Member: Oh ok. Peace out.
Billy: Hey Grim, if you're wondering where I am. I'll be upstairs watching TV.
Grim: I'd rather you didn't. Mandy's still sleeping.
Billy: I'll turn down the volume.
Grim: All right. But really, don't get too loud.
Billy: I won't Grim.
(Billy quietly walks into the room and turns on the TV.)
Mandy: (Yawns) Good morning Billy!
Billy: Uh oh.
Mandy: That's alright, I was already waking up. So, how's it going?
Billy: It's been fine. I think i'm a Gary Stu.
Mandy: What makes you say that?
Billy: Well, I've been quite nice instead of being really weird.
Mandy: Well, you did throw multiple snowballs out there. I saw you.
Billy: Well, that too.
Mandy: Is something bothering you?
Billy: Oh, no.
Mandy: You look worried.
Billy: But I'm not. I just feel a little scared that I woke you up.
Mandy: Don't feel sad. I want you to have a good time.
Billy: Ok.
Mandy: Having a good time?
Billy: Most likely. 
Mandy: I wish you and I could stay here forever... and ever... and ever...
Billy: Huh?
Mandy: You would never hurt Grim or me, would you?
Billy: No.
Mandy: Did Grim ever say that I would hurt you?
Billy: No.
Mandy: As long as we protect you, we'll all be together. 
(Billy & Mandy hug.)
Mandy: I love you, Billy. You know that, don't you?
Billy: Yes.
Mandy: I'm gonna go take a shower.
Billy: Ok.
(Billy walks down the hallway till he notices the door to room 237 is open.)
(Billy sees a girl with a bathing suit in the shower.)
Billy: Hello!
(The sinister girl smiles.)
(The sinister girl grabs Billy by the neck.)
(Billy chokes in the process.)
(Billy runs out of the room.)
Billy: Ouch, that's gotta leave a mark.
Grim: Breakfast!
(Billy walks down to the dining room)
Billy: What are we having?
Grim: Waffles. And for sides, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns and fruit.
Billy: I like waffles. But sadly Grim, I'm not hungry.
Grim: How come?
Billy: I had a talk with Mandy thinking she loves me. Is that true?
Grim: As long as we protect you, yes.
Billy: Can you store my breakfast in the fridge?
Grim: Absolutely.
Billy: I'm gonna go for a walk.
(Nergal is shoveling the snow while whistling A Spoonful of Sugar and more snowflakes come.)
Billy: Good morning Uncle Nergal.
Nergal: Hi Billy. 
(Nergal realizes Billy isn't wearing his snow gear.) 
Nergal: You should get some snow gear on, it's rather cold out here. 
(Billy runs back in and back out now in his snow gear.) 
Billy: Whatcha doing?
Nergal: Shoveling the snow. I heard it's gonna snow for 3 more weeks.
Billy: Alright. Don't shovel that igloo I made.
Nergal: I'll do my best.
(Back inside, Grim looks for Mandy)
Grim: Mandy, can you look after lunch for me? Mandy?
(The figure of Noah stand in a hallway.)
Grim: Uh..... who are you?
Noah: I've been waiting for you Grim.
Grim: What have you waited for?
Noah: To consume...... YOUR FLESH!!!
Grim: Ah! (Closes eyes) You're not real, you're not real!!
(Grim opens his eyes.)
Grim: Phew! He's gone.
(Mandy is using the typewriter.)
Aunt Kali: Mandy! 
Mandy: What is it Aunt Kali?
Aunt Kali: This might look fake but it's not, there's a crazy girl in one of the hotel rooms. There must be more people in the hotel. It strangled Billy on the neck.
Mandy: A girl huh? Alright, I'll take a little while to look at it. And one thing, do not use the typewriter, cause I'll be using it again when I come back.
Aunt Kali: Ok.
(Mandy walks in the hall.)
Mandy: Some girl, what would another girl be doing in the hotel?
Mandy: Let's see. Room 237. Oh gosh, this is one of the cursed rooms from one of those horror movies I've seen before.
(The strange girl is in the shower.)
Mandy: Hello! This is housekeeping! We got a noise complaint! Come out wherever you are.
Mandy: Um.... hello?
(Mandy opens shower curtain.)
(The girl looks at Mandy.)
Mandy: Who are you? I heard that you strangled my friend Billy!
(The girl gives a sinister smile.)
Mandy: Ok, just enjoy yourself in peace and don't use all the hot water. By the way, nice bathing suit.
(Aunt Kali stares at the walls of the room while waiting for a response by Mandy.)
Mandy: Aunt Kali, I found nothing. 
Aunt Kali: Are you sure?
Mandy: Let me be honest, you were trying to get my attention.
Aunt Kali: Yeah, you're right.
(Billy is in the pantry eating food.)
(Grim walks into the pantry)
Grim: Billy, what are you doing in the pantry?
Billy: I went through a terrible experience in room 237.
Grim: Let me see.
Billy: Here's what happened.
(A bruise is seen on Billy's neck)
Grim: (Gasps) What happened to your neck?
Billy: I don't know.
(Mandy is still using the typewriter like she does)
Grim: Mandy! You did this to him, didn't you?
Mandy: No.
Grim: You strangled his neck!
Mandy: Grim, I did not do anything.
Grim: You son of a snitch, you did do this to him.
Mandy: I don't have time for your silly lies. I'm going to walk around. Buzz off!
(Mandy walks away)
Grim: What was I doing there?
Billy: I don't know.
(Mandy walks down to the hall where the lemonade bar leads.)
(Mandy sits down in the bar.)
Mandy: God, lord have mercy. I'd sell my soul for a glass of lemonade.
Lord Byron: Good evening Mandy.
Mandy: Well hello Lord Byron. Are you serving as the lemonade server tonight?
Lord Byron: Well yes, but actually yes.
Mandy: A little slow tonight, isn't it?
(Mandy laughs)
(Mandy calms down)
Lord Byron: Yes it is Mandy. What can I get you?
Mandy: A glass of lemonade please.
Lord Byron: Here you are.
Mandy: Do I have to pay for this?
Lord Byron: No. You don't have to.
Mandy: You're not too busy, are you?
Lord Byron: Not at all.
Mandy: Good.
Mandy: Turquoise man's burden, Lloyd, my man.
Lord Byron. Ok..... so how's life been for you Mandy?
Mandy: It's starting to go a bit awful.
Lord Byron: Tell me about it.
Mandy: A couple of minutes ago, Grim thinks I strangled Billy's neck when apparently I found out that it was a mystery girl who did it and not me.
Lord Byron: That's terrible. Here's your lemonade Mandy.
(Mandy drinks the lemonade)
Mandy: Mmm.... that's good. What's in here?
Lord Byron: Double lemons and sugar.
Mandy: Here's to 2 miserable weeks in the hotel.
Lord Byron: Have you heard of words of wisdom?
Mandy: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Lord Byron: Well, In christianity, words of wisdom are a spiritual gift listed in 1 Corinthians 12:8. The function that this gift is given varies. Some Christians see in this gift, a prophetic-like function. Others see in the word of wisdom a teaching function. This gift is closely related with the gift of the word of knowledge.
Mandy: Well, now I understand.
Mandy: I had a discussion with Billy earlier today describing how much I love him. I love the little big nose idiot. I'd do anything for him. Any winning thing for him.
Lord Byron: I understand your frustration.
Mandy: And another thing that happened was so gosh darn terrible. It was when Billy and I were in the third grade. He learned something from the grim reaper where creatures get into something's head. Billy got in my head and he fiddled around with me. But the worst thing after that, is I turned into Milkshakes, Billy's cat and I scratched him. 
Mandy: I really shouldn't have done that.
Lord Byron: Everyone makes mistakes, even I do.
Mandy: I guess you're right. But thanks for that delicious lemonade.
Lord Byron: Anytime.
(A title card reads Day 3: 4:00 AM.)
(Billy is seen having a nightmare and he wakes up breathing.)
Grim: Billy, are you all right?
Billy: I had the most terrible nightmare I ever had. 
Grim: What was it about?
Billy: I dreamed that Mandy killed me and you Grim. 
Grim: Well, It's okay. The nightmare is over, isn't it?
Billy: Yes.
Grim: You're free to wake up if you want to.
Billy: Ok.
Grim: I might as well wake up too. So I can make breakfast.
Grim: Oh, Billy!
Billy: Yeah?
Grim: You should try my new muffins I baked yesterday. The flavor is cinnamon raisin snail.
(Billy bites a muffin.)
Billy: Mmm.... that is good.
Grim: I'll make some more if you're still hungry.
Billy: Also, I think you made me feel better.
Grim: Glad I did.
(A title card reads 4 Hours Later)
Billy: Good morning Nergal Jr. What are you up to?
Nergal Jr: I'm gonna shovel the snow so my dad doesn't have to do it.
Billy: Well don't get too cold.
Nergal Jr: I'll do my best.
(Nergal Jr whistles The Lonely Goatherd from The Sound of Music.)
(In the distance, Nergal Jr sees one of his teddy bears in the snow.)
Nergal Jr: Hey little guy, how did you get out here?
(Nergal Jr walks to the bear.)
(The teddy bear has a demon inside of it and takes an arm out from the heart and drags Nergal Jr.)
Nergal Jr: Huh?
Nergal Jr: (Screams) Somebody help me, oh my gosh! (Screams even more.)
(The teddy bear beats up Nergal Jr inside of Its body.)
(Billy watches through the window in shock)
Billy: Oh my goodness. I need to use the minning.
(Billy puts his hands over his head.)
TV Station: From Channel 10 in California and the news team, here's your newscast person, Alan Foreman.
Alan Foreman: Good morning, this is Alan Foreman. The snow continues to pour on the Endsville Lodge. Some snow continues to pour across south California as well. Due to this strange weather, central and mountain states are buried in snow. Schools have been closed for 2 weeks, airports are closing down randomly.
(As Mindy listens to the forecast, there's a strange sinister tone in her head resembling the minning, she has a wide expression on her face and she begins packing up to check on the hotel.)
(Mindy goes to the nearest phone to report the KDK service.)
Phone: We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again.
Mandy: Is Billy ok? I heard he had a nightmare.
Grim: He's fine. I'm very sorry about what happened. I didn't know that you were telling the truth.
Mandy: You're good.
Billy: I'm gonna go look around the hotel.
Grim: Take care!
(Billy closes door.)
Grim: About Billy, he must've made a mistake.
Mandy: The door was open, the lights were on. I don't understand it.
Grim: What about the bruises on his neck?
Mandy: I'm sure it will fade away. Don't you worry.
Grim: You know, I think it's best we just, leave the hotel.
(Mandy gets confused, and then gets a bit angry.)
Mandy: Grim, what's the matter with you? Why would we just leave the hotel? Do you have any idea how snowy it is out there?
Grim: There should be a snowplow somewhere around here.
Mandy: Who gives a shit Grim? I am not going out there in a super cold storm.
Grim: Well fine, if you've got a problem with that, Billy and I will leave sometime the next day.
Mandy: Well go ahead, see if I care.
(Billy is watching TV on the couch.)
Nergal: Billy, have you seen my son anywhere?
Billy: To be honest, a teddy bear killed him. I have evidence on this cam recorder.
Nergal: My goodness, you are right.
Billy: I think this hotel has some dark secrets.
Nergal: I think it does.
Billy: What Mindy described, is real.
Nergal: I wonder what other horrors lurk in this hotel.
Tanya: Irwin? Grandson? Where are you? Woah!
(Tanya sees that there is a dark hallway.)
Tanya: Irwin? Are you hiding in the dark?
(A pair of red eyes can be seen glowing resembling Tanya's death experience.)
(The monster about to kill Tanya charges at her.)
Tanya: (Screams)
Nergal: Oh god, there is a monster lurking in this hotel.
Irwin: Grandmama? 
Billy: Irwin, there's a monster in this hotel, and I think your grandmother got killed.
Irwin: She did?
Nergal: Looks like it.
Irwin: I'm gonna go fight it off.
Billy: Irwin, no!
Irwin: Why not?
Nergal: Don't you hear what the monster did to your grandmother?
Irwin: Can I at least see how it looks?
Billy: No! Stay with us and we'll protect you.
Irwin: Ok.
(Meanwhile, back at Billy's home, Gladys has spent forever in the shower.)
Gladys (Singing in the shower): Not to tend a pod, but the midnight drain!
(The shower turns off resembling that all the water in Endsville has been used.)
Gladys: Uh oh, I must've spent so long that I destroyed all the water.
(Meanwhile, back at Mindy's house, Mindy attempts to get a hold of the KDK service.)
KDK Member: Good morning, forest service.
Mindy: Hi, my name is Mindy, and I'm the caretaker of the Endsville Lodge.
KDK Member: Well hello, what can we do for you?
Mindy: I've been trying to make an urgent call down at the place my parents built, but the operator thinks the lines are down.
KDK Member: A lot of lines are down over there due to the storm.
Mindy: I hate to put you through any trouble, but there's a boy named Billy and some other hotel people up there, and with this storm and everything, they say that there's a dark secret lurking in the hotel.
KDK Member: Well that's terrible.
Mindy: I have a favor you could do, try giving them a call. 
KDK Member: Ok, we'll see what we can do.
Mindy: Thanks!
(Mindy hangs up the phone.)
News Reporter: The water has simply drained in all of Endsville. Without water, people can't bathe or shower, wash dishes, water their gardens or anything. Who's to blame? No one knows.
(Back at the hotel, we see a ballroom where ghostly people are dancing.)
Mandy: Well hello Lord Byron.
Lord Byron: Well hello Mandy, fancy meeting you here dear friend.
Mandy: I'm not your friend, but what exactly is going on here?
Lord Byron: Oh, it's morning of the ghosts. What can I serve you?
Mandy: I'm not thirsty nor hungry.
Lord Byron: Oh.
Mandy: I gotta shower once more.
(Mandy bumps into a butler.)
Forrest Boonchuy: Oh, I am so sorry sweetheart. We all make mistakes.
Mandy: Ouch, I've made a terrible mess on your jacket.
Forrest Boonchuy: That's alright, I got plenty of coats.
Mandy: Well Ok. Let me take you to the restroom and we'll get this washed off.
Forrest: Well alright.
(Mandy is cleaning Forrest's coat in the bathroom.)
Forrest: Hang on a sec, aren't you a female?
Mandy: Can we keep this bathroom session a secret?
Forrest: Sure.
Mandy: Sometimes I wish I never get a job as a butler for a fancy hotel.
Forrest: You're alright.
Mandy: Got a name?
Forrest: My name's Forrest. Forrest Boonchuy.
Mandy: Nice name.
Forrest: What's your name?
Mandy: Mandy. I'm 9.
Forrest: Well, I'm around 79. I come from the UK.
Mandy: I say, the UK is a very interesting place to go to. But too bad I can't go due to the fact that Billy got a deal with Mindy to watch over the Endsville Lodge during the snow storm.
Forrest: Totally understandable.
Mandy: How long have you been working as a butler?
Forrest: Since the day I turned 53.
Mandy: Ah.
Forrest: Did you know this place was built on an ancient indian burial ground?
Mandy: An ancient indian what?
Forrest: I suppose that they never told you about it.
Mandy: No, I don't think so.
Mandy: Forrest?
Forrest: Yes dear?
Mandy: How did you and these ghostly folks get inside this hotel when it's been shut up for the winter?
Forrest: Uh. Well, this hotel has a few dark secrets. The secrets were told to a 9 year old who doesn't know how life works. 
Mandy: What? Billy goes to school. He should know something.
Forrest: And because of how dark this hotel can get, Billy has used the minning, and he's bringing....
Mandy: What is he bringing?
Forrest: A ginger girl.
Mandy: Let me guess, her name is Mindy, yeah?
Forrest: Exactly.
Mandy: Do you have a family?
Forrest: Yes mam. I have a wife and 2 beautiful children.
Mandy: Are one of your children in college or at a job?
Forrest: To be fair, I got married at the age of 60. My children are in high school at the moment. The brother of the family is doing successful but the sister, uh..... she's not doing very well.
Mandy: Does your wife know?
Forrest: Uh, yes, she does.
Mandy: Do you happen to talk to your daughter about it?
Forrest: Every time we do that, we ask her to do a lot of homework and then she does it and a little while later she'll just cry very loud.
Mandy: Why not just take her to the doctor's about her problem?
Forrest: I'd love to, but then I end up paying the doctor's bills.
Mandy: So what, my parents pay the doctor's bills everytime we visit the doctor.
Forrest: Well yes, your parents may be smart but one day I'm going to retire.
Mandy: Can I give you some advice? Maybe try burning the bills as soon as you get them.
Forrest: But what if the police come?
Mandy: Yeah, you're not wrong. Well we all gotta pay for stuff once in a while.
Mandy: You wanna know a true story? There's a girl at my school. She has a name similar to mine. But instead of an A, it's an I. She's the 3rd founder of the hotel, isn't she?
Forrest: Yes she is.
Mandy: How did you and these ghostly folks get inside this hotel when it's been shut up for the winter?
Forrest: Uh. Well, this hotel has a few dark secrets. The secrets were told to a 9 year old who doesn't know how life works. 
Mandy: What? Billy goes to school. He should know something.
Forrest: And because of how dark this hotel can get, Billy has used the minning, and he's bringing....
Mandy: What is he bringing?
Forrest: A ginger girl.
Mandy: Let me guess, her name is Mindy, yeah?
Forrest: Exactly.
Mandy: Here's another true story. Uh, I forgot what I was going to tell you about.
Forrest: All of us forget things.
Mandy: Yeah, we do.
Forrest: You know something, I used to work for Endsville Elementary. I worked as a principal. It wasn't till I got fired.
Mandy: How? 
Forrest: I was fired for messing around with little girls.
Mandy: What kind of activities did you do with them?
Forrest: Well you don't want to know.
Mandy: It's ok if you tell me.
Forrest: Alright, I, had misconduct with girls during a beauty pageant. It was back in 2003.
Mandy: You, did, what with girls?
Forrest: Sweetheart, this isn't what you think it is, I've learned my lesson. 
Mandy: How could you do such a thing. Do you know what it's like out there? And do you even know what misconduct is?
Forrest: It was all a big mistake, spare my life please!
Mandy: You know what you get?
Forrest: What is it?
(Mandy pulls a bat from out of nowhere.)
Mandy: You get what you yelping deserve.
(Mandy whacks Forrest with a bat till he passes out.)
Mandy: No mercy!
KDK Radio: This is KDK, is anyone there?
KDK Radio: This is KDK, are you there?
(Mandy unplugs the radio)
KDK Member: So darn useless.
(At Mindy's house, Mindy does her best to get a hold of the KDK once more.)
KDK: Good afternoon, forest service.
Mindy: This is Mindy again. Any progress on getting a hold of Billy or anyone there? I called a while ago about the folks at the Endsville Lodge.
KDK: We tried to contact them several times but they didn't answer.
Mindy: Maybe the radio was turned off or they can't hear it.
KDK: If you'd like, we could send someone over to the Endsville Lodge.
Mindy: Nah, that's alright. They can live.
KDK: Are you sure? You say it has a dark secret.
Mindy: They'll be fine. Just leave them in peace until said otherwise.
KDK: Alright, it's your call.
Mindy: I should head down to the diamond market nearby.
(Mindy walks down to the diamond market which is a convenience store.)
Mindy: Excuse me, can I use your telephone?
Store Clerk: Sure, I don't see why not.
(Meanwhile, we transition to a ballet class when the phone rings.)
Pandora: Teacher, may I answer it?
Ballet Teacher: You certainly may.
Pandora: Girls Ballet School.
Mindy: Pandora, it's me, Mindy. How's the weather down there?
Pandora: It's ok for now, a couple of hours ago, Endsville ran out of water but the water works was able to fix it. Where are you calling from?
Mindy: I'm in the diamond market in California. I'm about to go to the Endsville Lodge to check on the place.
Pandora: Are you sure about that? The news say that the place is haunted.
Mindy: It doesn't matter what the place is.
Pandora: Ok, I'm sorry. Look, just be safe and don't die.
(Mindy hangs up phone.)
Mindy (Imitating Pandora): Are you sure about that? The news say that the place is haunted.
Mindy: Oh shut your mouth. I'm not scared.
Store Clerk: The Endsville Lodge is not that far. It's only 3 states away. I'll drive you to the airport if you like. 
Mindy: Yes please.
Store Clerk: Ok, you can be in the front seat.
(The car drives off to the airport.)
(Meanwhile, Mindy arrives at the airport and begins flying off to Endsville. Mindy is in a car with a snowplow.)
Radio: And you're listening to L.E.G.O radio. Providing you with news and music for your day.
Mindy: How far are we from the lodge?
Car Driver: Probably about 4 hours from now.
(Back at the hotel)
Billy: Grim, do you know how to tie a shoe?
Grim: Honestly, I forget. I'm sure Mandy can help you.
Billy: Ok.
(Billy walks out of the room.)
Nergal: I'm very sorry we didn't take good care of our son.
Aunt Sis: It's okay, we'll be fine. When someone dies, you'll always remember them.
Nergal: Well alright.
Billy: Mandy, I'm sorry to interrupt your writing, but do you know how to tie a shoe?
Billy: Mandy?
(Billy walks over to the typewriter. Billy looks at a paragraph Mandy has written.)
Billy: No relaxation from home and no silence makes Mandy an idiot.
(Billy soon realizes that Mandy has over a lot of paragraphs with the same sentence.)
Billy (Whispering): She wrote the same sentence.
Mandy: Well, what do you think?
(Billy whimpers)
Mandy: Ok, here's a better question. What are you doing down here?
Billy: I just... wanted... to talk to you.
Mandy: Ok, let's talk.
Mandy: What do you want to talk about?
Billy: I... honestly forget.
Mandy: You forget huh?
Billy: Yes.
Mandy: Maybe, it was about the fact of this hotel. I haven't able to be at home for 3 days. 
Billy: So? What's the point about it?
Mandy: We're in a hotel with little to no internet. Just cable TV.
Billy: Well, being on vacation can be fun.
Mandy: Also, It's literally Monday and it's supposed to be a school day despite the fact that we got 2 weeks off to look after this hotel.
Billy: (Still whimpering)
Mandy: Why did you accept that deal from Mindy to look over the hotel? Or, why exactly have some people disappeared.
Mandy: Most likely, you brought the grim reaper over. What were you thinking. 
Billy: He.... didn't do anything wrong!
Mandy: I understand that. Let me ask you another question. Have you ever thought about my responsibilities?
Billy: What do you mean?
Mandy: Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities? Has it ever occurred to you that I have never got a single silence while writing my paragraphs? And likely, HAVE YOU NEVER GIVEN ME THE TIME TO THINK OF ANYTHING?
Billy: I'm sorry. I just needed some sort of vacation.
Mandy: You wanted some sort of vacation.
Billy: Stay away from me.
Mandy: Why?
Billy: I just want to go back to my room.
Mandy: Why? 
Billy: It's none of your business.
Mandy: I don't think that's true. You've had your whole entire life to be in your room!
Billy: Stay away!
Mandy: Billy. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Billy: Please!
Mandy: I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm going to bash your skull in. I'm gonna bash them right in till they're dead.
Billy: Get away!
Mandy: Give me the bat Billy.
Billy: No! 
Mandy: Give me the bat. 
Billy: I won't do what you say.
Mandy: For the last time, give... me.... the bat!
(Billy whacks Mandy in the head resulting in her falling down the stairs.)
Billy: What was Mindy thinking? Who cares, I gotta hide Mandy.
(Billy carries Mandy to the pantry to hide her)
Billy: You'll be safe here till you're no longer crazy.
(Billy unlocks the pantry and puts Mandy in it. He then locks it on the way out.)
Mandy: Ugh..... my head. Wait, what am I doing in here?
Mandy: Billy, what did you do? Open the door. Billy, what the heck are you doing? Open the gosh darn door. Let me out of here.
(Billy softly sniffs)
Mandy: Billy listen, let me out of here and I'll forget the whole gosh darn thing. It'll be just like nothing ever happened.
(Billy grabs a stapler in case of protection.)
Mandy: Billy, I think you hit my head real hard. There's a surprise waiting for you tonight. Just go.
(Billy runs back to his room.)
Grim: Billy, what happened?
Billy: Mandy's a psychopath.
Grim: How?
Billy: She tried to kill me.
Grim: My gosh, not only can a daughter go ballistic but Mandy can too.
Billy: We gotta get out of here.
Grim: Relax Billy, why don't we get packing?
Billy: Ok.
(A title card reads 2 hours later.)
(Mandy is in the pantry eating food to stuff herself while locked.)
Lord Byron: Mandy, it's Lord Byron.
Mandy: Byron?
Lord Byron: Throughout your days at the hotel, I see you can hardly have taken care of the business we discussed at the bar.
Mandy: No need to rub it in Byron. I'll deal with that situation as soon as I get out of here.
Lord Byron: Will you indeed Mandy?
Mandy: Yes, now can you let me out of here?
Lord Byron: I suppose. Let me find a key real quick.
(Grim and Billy are packing when Dracula arrives.)
Dracula: Hey guys, did you hear that Tanya got killed.
Grim: Yes, I know Tanya, she's that old woman.
Dracula: Yes, I don't know what happened to her. Do you know anything about it?
Billy: Well, I don't exactly know.
Dracula: Oh Ok. I guess we'll get packing since I found out Mandy went ballistic hours ago.
Billy: See ya Drackie!
Billy: (Gasps)
(A door with blood reads redrum.)
Billy: Redrum.
Grim: That's murder in reverse. Lock the door that's steps away from us.
Billy: On it.
(Billy runs to lock the door.)
Grim: Now, I put all of our stuff in the lobby for when we escape. For now, we're gonna hide in the bathroom until spoken otherwise.
(A loud wood break sound can be heard far away.)
Billy: It's her! It's Mandy! 
Grim: Quick, we'll hide in the bathroom.
(Mandy breaks the parts of the door with an axe.)
Mandy: I forgot what I'm going to say.
(Mandy unlocks the door by getting her hand to the lock.)
Billy: In case of emergency, I brought a stapler.
Grim: Are you seriously gonna staple her hand?
Billy: Do you want us to get killed with an axe?
Grim: No!
Billy: I thought of something.
Grim: What is it?
Billy: I'll open that window and you get out. While I protect myself from getting killed.
Grim: Deal.
(Billy opens the window and lets Grim out.)
Mandy: Come out, come out, wherever you are. 
Billy: She's coming, run and hide.
Grim: Ok.
(Mandy knocks on the door 3 times.)
Mandy: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin? Then I'll huff... and I'll puff... and I'll blow your house in!
(Mandy breaks the door slowly while Billy screams in agony.)
(Mandy puts the axe down to scare Billy even more.)
Mandy: Here's Mandy!
(Billy screams more as Mandy does the same thing like she did with the last door, but Billy staples her hand with the stapler. Mandy screams in pain and walks away holding her hand.)
(Mindy arrives at the entrance of the hotel and opens it to search for guests.)
Mindy: Hello? Anybody here? Hello?
Nergal: Hey!
Mindy: Ah! Monster!
Nergal: Not to worry yourself, I'm friendly. You gotta run, it's not safe here.
Mindy: Why?
Nergal: No time to explain. Come along now people!
Mindy: But seriously, why isn't it safe here.
Mandy: Guess who ponytail!
Mindy: (Gasps)
(Mindy screams in the distance while Billy hears her screaming.)
Billy: Mindy!
Billy: Mindy! Are you alright?
Mindy: No, I don't think so Billy! I got killed with an axe. And sadly, I'm gonna die. Billy?
Billy: Yes.
Mindy: Tell Pandora, she was a good friend.
(Mindy finally rests.)
(Billy sighs in sadness.)
Mandy: She's gone now Billy, and you'll be gone too.
(Billy screams)
(Mandy chases Billy with an axe.)
Billy: Grim, come on. We gotta go. 
Grim: Ok, let's get our lobby stuff.
Mandy: Where are you, you little creep?
Billy: Looking for us?
(Mandy gets more angry.)
Grim: Run!
Mandy: You're not going anywhere!
Billy: Yes we are. 
Harold: Billy, Grim! Hurry! Get in!
(Billy and Grim put their suitcases in the back.)
(Harold drives off.)
(Mandy looks in shock as the car leaves the Endsville Lodge.)
(Mandy starts complaining about how it's way too cold outside.)
(After spending an hour in the snow, she freezes to death.)
(A title card reads The Next Day.)
(Billy goes to Mandy's house to contact Mandy's mom.)
(Phone rings)
Claire: Hello?
Billy: Hi, this is Mandy's friend Billy. We came home a little early because, Mandy went ballistic and we left the hotel without her, and she froze to death. We didn't want her to kill us.
Claire: I understand Billy. She was a good daughter.
Billy: Just needed to let you know.
Claire: Ok. See ya.
(Meanwhile, we transition to a church where a funeral is being held.)
(A cover of King of Pride Rock plays.)
Billy: We come here tonight to pay tribute to 3 kids named Mindy, Nergal Jr and Mandy.
Nergal: It's sad to see our kid rest in peace.
Billy: If you have anything to say about these 3, come up and say your prayers to them.
Claire: When I was 22, our daughter Mandy was born. She was the greatest daughter we ever had. Thanks.
Irwin: I always dreamed of dating Mandy. But I never got the chance. Mandy was a good girl. Rest in peace.
Mindy's Mom: I can't believe that my daughter Mindy had to get killed. Why did I ever let another family enter out hotel and let the daughter go ballistic? Mindy was our sweetheart. See you in heaven.
Nergal: My son Nergal Jr did a lot to try to rule the world, but since my son was murdered by a cursed teddy bear, It's sad to see him go.
Billy: Now let's all hold hands while we listen to this funeral tune.
(Everyone holds hands while we zoom out of the church.)
(A title card reads The End.)
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