Boids

Boids is the fourth song from An Easter Carol.
==Lyrics==
(Note: To avoid confusion between the Past Ebenezer and present Ebenezer, Past Ebenezer is bolded and Present Ebenezer isn't bolded.)
Seymour (Pa Grape): So uh, you called for an inventor?
Ebenezer: Why yes I did, Seymour. Ya see I got a little problem.
Seymour: Problem?
Ebenezer: Problem.
Seymour: Problem.
Ebenezer: Yes I got a little problem with my chickens.
Seymour: Chickens?
Ebenezzer: Birds!
Seymour: Boids.
Ebenezer: Birds.
Seymour: Well, I don't know why you called me, then. I'm an inventor, and I don't know much about boids.
Ebenezer: Boids?
Hope: Boids.
Seymour: Yup, and I don't know nothin' much about boids.
Ebenezer: Well, that's exactly why I called you, friend. I need a way to make eggs round the clock. Tick-tock! These real chickens are always needing a rest. Ya see, they don't last.
Seymour: But where do I come in?
Ebenezzer: Well I hear you're a whiz when it comes to inventin'.
Seymour: Inventin'?
Ebenezzer: Inventin'. Mechanization. Industrialization.
Seymour: Inventing things sure is fun.
Ebenezer: Well, what I need my friend is a row of chickens.
Seymour: Chickens?
Ebenezer: Chickens. Mechanical chickens as far as the eye can see.
Seymour: Boids.
Ebenezer: You catch on quick.
Seymour: But what about the eggs?
Ebenezer: Eggs?
Seymour: Eggs! Eggs!
Ebenezer: What about the eggs?
Seymour: Can a tin chicken lay real eggs?
Ebenezer: Plastic.
Seymour: Plastic?
Ebenezer: Plastic, my friend. In whatever color you can think it.
Seymour: Plastic.
Ebenezzer: Plastic.
Hope: Plastic.
Ebenezer: Yes, with mechanical chickens and plastics eggs I can make Easter bigger than before.
Seymour: Easter?
Ebenezer: Easter. Yes, Easter.
Seymour: Wait a minute! You can't make Easter bigger with plastic eggs!
Ebenezer: What I said my friend is...
Seymour: No no no no no no! You got it all wrong!
Ebenezer: Whaddya mean?
Seymour: Easter's not about plastic eggs and bunnies and baskets!
Ebenezer: But isn't Easter supposed to last forever?
Seymour: Of course!
Ebenezer: And doesn't plastic last forever?
Seymour: Well yeah, but...
Ebenezer: I don't see the difference!
Seymour: Well it's kinda...
Ebenezer: Inventing things sure is fun.
Seymour: How's that?
Ebenezer: I said inventing things sure is fun.
Seymour: Plastic?
Ebenezer: Plastic.
Hope: Plastic.
Ebenezer: Chickens!
Seymour: Boids.
Ebenezer: Chickens! Layin' eggs all night long.
Seymour: Chickens.
Ebenezer: Chickens.
Seymour and Ebenezer: Boids!
Ebenezer: Chickens!
Seymour: Chickens!
Ebenezer and Seymour: Boids!
Ebenezer: Mechanical chickens!
Seymour and Ebenezer: Boids! Chickens! Boids!
Ebenezer: Chickens!
Seymour: Chickens!
Ebenezer and Seymour: Boids!
Ebenezer: Mechanical chickens!
Seymour: Boids!
Ebenezer: Chickens.
Seymour: Chickens.
Ebenezer and Seymour: Boids.
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