Dinner Under Pressure

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==Summary==
Solid Snake, Pitbull, Eminem, Jack & Elmo, and Quote are eating dinner together when they are joined by the Rhythm Masters and Pearl. Hakuko and Snake act noticeably uncomfortable around each other (given their last interaction), which Quote (who secretly witnessed the two) picks up on. Later, after Hakuko and Snake have a small argument after the former spews spaghetti over Eminem, Quote runs off, apparently having come up with a way to fix the two's relationship. He shortly returns to tackle Snake, flipping their table over and inadvertently causing a food fight. HOBaRT eventually enters the room, and, using his voice granted to him by MissingNo., orders everyone out of the cafeteria.
==Transcript==
*The dining hall.*
*Peal walks up to the table with Hakuko and Don-chan, each with a plate of spaghetti.*
*Pearl, Hakuko, and Don-chan join the table. Snake and Hakuko make eye contact for a brief moment then quickly look away. Quote notices the interaction.*
*Don-chan sees that Snake is sitting among them.*
*Snake pushes away his plate.*
*Snake gets up to leave.*
*Jack gives Eminem a mean glare. Snake slowly sits back down.*
*Hakuko spits out her food in surprise without missing a beat, spewing spaghetti all over Eminem.*
*Hakuko quickly stands up. Snake does as well.*
*Eminem storms off in the direction of the bathroom. Hakuko and Snake are standing, glaring at each other.*
*Hakuko and Snake sit back down.*
*Quote runs off.*
*BAM!*
*Quote appears out of nowhere, arms spread, towards Snake, and slams into him sending them both to the floor. They flip the table over in the process. Spaghetti flies everywhere.*
*Snake picks up Quote by the collar.*
*Jack Frost takes his entire plate of spaghetti and chucks it at Dedede.*
*Dedede throws his spaghetti at Jack.*
*The cafeteria erupts into chaos. Spaghetti and tiny body parts fly everywhere. People run for their lives.*
*Everybody freezes at the unusually loud Australian voice.*
*Silence.*
*Everybody rushes out of the cafeteria.*