Farting Fanny Packs

These are colourful fanny packs that fart and talk with real character vocals when the button on the zipper pouch is pressed; they were made by Novelty Inc. from 2007-2010 to promote Plotapaths. Each one runs on 3 AG13 button cell batteries; each one's on/off switch and speaker is located below the zipper pouch.
== Phil the Farter ==
This is marigold with "PTF"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Phil the Farter himself will let one rip and then talk.
=== The Farts and Phrases ===
# ("Muddy" fart) TBA
# TBC
== Madison the Vegan Farter ==
This is chartreuse with "MTVF"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Madison the Vegan Farter herself will let one rip and then talk.
=== The Farts and Phrases ===
# ("Frosty" fart) TBA
# TBC
== Kim The Klown, World's Cutest Tooter ==
This is periwinkle with "WCT"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Kim the Klown: World's Cutest Tooter herself will let one rip and then talk.
=== The Farts and Phrases ===
# TBA!
== Kam The Klown, Super-Duper Tooter ==
This is periwinkle with "SDT"s all over it; when the pouch button is pushed, Kam the Klown: World's Cutest Tooter himself will let one rip and then talk.
=== The Farts and Phrases ===
# TBA!