Leni vs. Carol/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 1, 2023
Episode Copyrighted: 2023
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts one early evening at The Loud House where Rita and Lynn Sr. on Vanzilla pulled up on the driveway, Rita and Lynn Sr. in their fancy date clothes got out of Vanzilla and walk to the front door.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I never even knew how this movie was completely three hours long.
Rita Loud: That's what you get for getting us to watch the re-showing of Titanic.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I couldn't hold it in much longer, I nearly exploded after...
Rita Loud: Sipping three cups of Dr. Salty, yeah yeah yeah I get you, not to mention that you had to cry over the Titanic song over and over.
Lynn Loud Sr.: But it was just a beautiful song.
Rita Loud: Yeah and a very strong tear jerker at that.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Let's not bring this up with the kids.
Rita Loud: I agree, let's get home and relax on our snug happy little...
As Rita unlocks the front door and opened it, she notices that the kids around the house were making a ruckus, Lynn is wrestling with Lincoln, Lola and Lana are throwing mud at each other, Luan is pulling pranks on Luna, Lucy and Lisa are experimenting on what to eat for dinner. Leni is nowhere to be found.
Rita Loud: *blows my fuse and shouts* ENOUGH!
The kids then stopped.
Rita Loud: FRONT AND CENTER NOW!
Lynn Loud Sr.: What's going on in… *gasps* OUR HOUSE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR PRECIOUS HOUSE?!
The kids starts to babble until Rita whistles at them.
Rita Loud: That's enough, where's Leni?
Leni Loud: *offscreen* I'm right here! *comes out of the fire place all covered in fire dust*
Lynn Loud Sr.: What happened to you?
Rita Loud: *to Leni* Never mind what your father asked, Why were you in the fireplace when you're supposed to be watching your siblings?
Leni Loud: It just got too rough, it's common in our house.
Rita Loud: We understand, not only have you lacked experience in babysitting like you are supposed to, but you let your siblings run wild at home?
Lynn Loud Sr.: This is the third time this week you kids not only gave Leni a hard time looking after you, but also you messed up the house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No need, Loud siblings. I'm gonna clean this mess up. *cleans the house*
Yellow Rectangle (Pogo Stick): *bounces with Ashley*
Ashley Roberts: *gets off Yellow's shape of pogo stick*
Yellow Rectangle: *turns back to normal* Wow, the house looks so clean.
Ashley Roberts: I know, right. *to Lincoln* Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *runs to Ashley* Ashley, I'm so glad you're here.
Ashley Roberts: You sure do, Lincoln. You sure—
Pink Rectangle: *offscreen* Loud siblings, I like to meet Squidward.
Squidward is walking to a gazebo.
Squidward Tentacles: Attention, everyone! Gather around for a free concert of beautiful music.
Lana and Lola Loud: Oh, a free concert!
White Rectangle: Fantastic!
Black Rectangle: Yaaay!
All: *gathers to watch Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! *starts playing his clarinet, and it sounds awful. Crooked red music notes come out.
Luna Loud: *covers my ears* The music, dude.
Lady Upturn: My ears are offended! *wraps my worm around my head, covers my ears, and leaves*
Loud Siblings except Lincoln and Leni: *takes Squidward and walks upstairs*
Squidward Tentacles: *worries* Hey, hey, what's going on? Put me down! Let go of my legs! My clarinet!
They throw Squidward into Luna and Luan's. Music notes land next to him. His clarinet hits him in the head. He grabs it and shakes it angrily.
Squidward Tentacles: Philistines!
Slide transition cuts to Leni's Dad wearing a black shirt with white pants and black shoes and Leni's Mom in her pink dating dress walking out the door until Carol arrives.
Carol Pingrey: Ah, Leni's Mom and Dad, so nice to see you in dating attire I see.
Leni's Mom: Thank you Carol, now you know the drill, just teach Leni how to babysit properly while you babysit our kids.
Leni's Dad: And make sure that the Loud kids are in bed by 9:00 sharp, we won't be back until ten tonight.
Leni's Mom: Let the Loud parents know. *to Rita* Is that right Ms. Loud?
Rita Loud: Yes.
Leni's Parents: *leaves*
Rita Loud: *to Loud kids* Be good to Carol and listen to what she says, don't give her a hard time.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Leni* And Leni, please take notes from Carol and do not disrespect her, or else.
Leni Loud: Leni the babysitter, Roger.
Lynn Loud Sr.: And we're off, see you in the morning kids.
On Vanzilla, they drive off from the house and they leave for their date, it then cuts to Leni by Carol's side.
Carol Pingrey: *calls out the siblings* Loud Siblings...assemble.
One by one, the siblings except Leni lined up from oldest to youngest.
Carol Pingrey: As you may have noticed, your Mom and Dad had left me in charge of all of you and with your sister Leni being my job shadower, I will make sure she is taught on how to be more assertive and dominant, which means you all will have to do as I say, there are rules in this house that your Mom and Dad instructed me to inform you.
Carol opens to rules for the kids to listen to and she reads them.
Carol Pingrey: Rule one, no destroying the house; rule two, no giving us a hard time; rule three, if you want to bring a friend over, just bring one and no more; rule four, if we say it's bed time, you go to bed. Is that understood?
Loud Siblings: Yes ma'am.
Carol Pingrey: Now go and do your thing, but play it safe.
The rest of the siblings went about their business, it then shows Leni and Carol together.
Carol Pingrey: *to Leni* Okay Leni, I need you to pay attention to what I am about to say if your sibs ask for your permission, so let us start off with lesson one...and that is be the boss.
Leni Loud: Wait, I thought you're the boss.
Carol Pingrey: I am, but you need to show your siblings who is boss, when your parents are gone, you are the boss, patrol the house with me, okay?
Leni Loud: Yes ma'am.
Carol Pingrey and Leni Loud: *walks around the house and does our patrol, then enters SpongeBob, Lincoln, Yellow, Clyde and Ashley*
Ashley Roberts: Leni, Carol, is it okay if we watch the series called "The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show"?
Clyde McBride: It's called "The Harvester vs. The Gut Grinder".
Carol Pingrey: *looks at Leni* Go on Leni, tell them what I taught you.
Leni Loud: *thinks for a moment*
She gives them the wrong approval.
Leni Loud: Okay, that seems fine to me.
Carol Pingrey: *facepalms* Leni, check the rating of this movie.
Leni Loud: *looks up the movie SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln, Clyde and Ashley wants to watch, the movie is rated "R"*
She looked at them.
Leni Loud: Are you sure you want to watch this movie?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: Yes.
Leni Loud: I think it'll be alright.
Carol Pingrey: *shakes my head again, to Leni* This is the second time you failed this lesson, now watch how I do it one more time. *to SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln, Clyde and Ashley* Sorry guys, you boys are still too young to watch this movie, you have to wait for the next five years which is close to Leni's age or mine at least.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle, Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride and Ashley Roberts: Aw!
Carol Pingrey: My answer is no, but I can let you watch something a bit more appropriate your age.
It shows SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln, Clyde and Ashley watching "The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show", SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln, Clyde and Ashley protest.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show. It's starting.
TV Announcer: Hello kids, it's time for "The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show"!
Snail Fail: *on TV, bonks Sir Urchin with a hammer*
Sir Urchin: *on TV* Why you!
Snail Fail: *on TV* What I do? *crushes Sir Urchin with an anvil*
Sir Urchin: *on TV* Why you!
Snail Fail: *on TV* What I do?
Clyde McBride: Come on Carol, we don't want to watch cartoons.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cartoons are fun.
Lincoln Loud: We are big boys and we want to–
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, we're grown up big boys.
Carol Pingrey: *wags finger* Ah ah ah, watch the cartoons or I will make you do chores around the house, don't forget that your Mom and Dad left me in charge of you while I teach Leni how to babysit you responsibly.
They both groan in defeat. Slide transition to later, they tip-toed out of the room and see Rita and Lynn Sr. coming back home.
Rita Loud: How did it go?
Carol Pingrey: Leni did well...mostly, but she still needs more training on responsibility.
Lynn Loud Sr.: I see, I suppose, we should have to extend Leni and Carol's double babysitting service just until Leni takes full responsibility.
Leni Loud: *sighs* I thought I was ready.
Rita Loud: Not yet you're not Leni, you still have much to learn about being a responsible babysitter.
Lynn Loud Sr.: We are going to extend the double babysitting for three weeks.
Leni Loud: Three weeks?
Rita Loud: Yep, until you learn to babysit properly.
Leni Loud: *gulps as working with Carol would be a nightmare*
Carol then gets her pay and leaves the house.
Carol Pingrey: See you tomorrow Louds.
Rita and Lynn Sr.: Bye Carol.
They closed the door and Leni was still standing there in worry, then at bed, Leni with her eyes wide open was thinking about sharing her job with Carol, she later falls asleep and dreams about her siblings fooling around while Leni is babysitting, Lily was crying, Leni rushed in.
Leni Loud: Lily, are you okay?
Lily Loud: No, you no babysitter, go away! *blows raspberry*
Leni Loud: Huh?
Lola Loud: *to Leni* Hey you! Get away from our sister!
Leni Loud: She's mine too!
Lynn Loud Jr.: You are a terrible babysitter!
Screen cuts to SpongeBob, Lincoln, Yellow, and Ashley in a dress and makeup.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, how could you?
Lincoln Loud: Why did you dress me like this?
Yellow Rectangle: Am I shaped like a triangle?
Ashley Roberts (without headband): My headband.
Lisa Loud: You failed to be my experiment!
In her nightmare, the heroes were crying and whining until they circled around her and Leni was getting terrified, then, the parents in red colored skin and angry expression and fire came out of their snout.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Leni! You're grounded!
After he said grounded, he breathed fire from his mouth, Leni was in shock.
Rita Loud: You are irresponsible and therefore you aren't quite ready to babysit, meet your replacement!
It shows a giant Squidward.
Nightmare Squidward Tentacles: Aw, you poor unfortunate soul, you couldn't pay the price, time to babysit you! *laughs*
Then Leni turns into a baby thanks to Nightmare Squidward's magic, she screams while crying, while in her sleep, she screams and wakes up, she calms down realizing that it was just a nightmare.
Leni's Parents: *comes upstairs*
Leni's Mom: We heard you scream, what happened?
Leni's Dad: Is there a spider around here?
Leni Loud: No, it's just me, sorry for waking you.
Leni's Mom: It's totes fine, I think you had a nightmare, why don't you go back to sleep okay?
Leni's Dad: Go to bed, it helps me and your mother when we totes have trouble sleeping at night.
Leni Loud: Okay.
Leni's Mom: Goodnight Leni!
Leni Loud: Goodnight Mom and Dad.
They close the door.
Leni Loud: *looks at myself in the mirror*
She glares at herself.
Leni Loud: Goodnight indeed.
Slide transition cuts to The Loud House to the next day in the morning, the rooster crows.
Leni Loud: *bursts through door with my fist and pants*
Carol Pingrey: Now where is my assistant? Leni?
Leni Loud: *scowls in anger and confronts Carol, angrily* What do you want?
Carol Pingrey: First of all; don't give me that attitude. Secondly; where were you when I needed you?
Leni Loud: I don't want to be at my job anymore.
Carol Pingrey: What are you–? Wait...you sabotaged your siblings just for them to get at me? That's totes not cool for you Leni Loud!
Leni Loud: It's not cool for you to take my job as my siblings babysitter and big sister, my Mom and Dad counted on me, even Lori counted on me too!
Carol Pingrey: Well guess what? Lori isn't here and she came to me first, I promised her to take care of your siblings in case you weren't here, so technically you have a job as a store clerk at Reininger's, so you aren't babysitting that much!
Leni Loud: That much? Well easy for you to say, you're jealous because you don't get added in the show this much but you have at least one of your fans putting you as a major character in episodes and instead of my sister Lori, you are paired with my Linky!
Carol Pingrey: Episode? That's crazy talk, I would– *shakes head* Nevermind, don't change the subject, you have no right trying to upstage me as a matriarchal babysitter and since I am the same age as Lori so I'm not only in charge of your siblings, but I'm also in charge of you too and I'm trying to help you be a responsible babysitter, and as a babysitter, you don't always have to be too nice or too mean, you need to show your siblings some discipline and respect!
Leni Loud: I respect them!
Carol Pingrey: But do they respect you when you treat them spoiled rotten to the core? NO! You are supposed to be more firm with them and not treat them anytime you want!
Leni Loud: You mean not let them do what they want?
Carol Pingrey: You're supposed to stand up as a big sister and set a better frim example and you want to act like a giant cinnamon roll by giving them treats or huggies if they have a bad day at school as in getting in trouble with the teachers or the principal?
Leni Loud: I treat my sibs however I want.
Carol Pingrey: Maybe that's why you are not a good babysitter, a babysitter is responsible, loyal and above all the boss, and you are no babysitter!
Leni Loud: Did you just call me a "No Babysitter"?!
Carol Pingrey: There's no such thing as a "No Babysitter", I'm saying you are not a babysitter if you don't know how to be responsible and firm to your siblings, I mean yes you are a good babysitter to a least one sibling, but you don't know how to be a good babysitter if you don't know what you are doing.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *offscreen* I've been there!
Leni Loud: I wish you would never come back to this house and hang around my Linky or any of my sibs that I babysit!
Carol Pingrey: You've heard your Mom and Dad, you need two weeks worth of training to take care of your siblings, you can't say yes or no all the time, you need to be more firm with them.
Leni Loud: Shut up you pedophile!
All: *gasps*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Uh oh!
Carol Pingrey: What did you just say to me?!
Leni Loud: Pedophile!
Carol's eyes turn red with anger and her sharp teeth are exposed, she yells at Leni.
Carol Pingrey: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT WITH A FALSE ACCUSATION!
Leni Loud: Only if you find some friends close to your age!
Carol Pingrey: I'm friends with everybody.
Leni Loud: Not when you have a beef with Lori who's been holding a grudge against you.
Carol Pingrey: The past is the past and you are living in it.
Leni Loud: So? I wish you and Lori would go back to that petty rivalry and stop hanging around with my sibs.
Carol Pingrey: Oh? you like it when me and your sister get into a beef with each other?
Leni Loud: Yes! I want things to go back to the way things are!
Carol Pingrey: That's not happening anytime soon, so what are you going to do about it?!
In no time at all, Leni clenches her fist and punches Carol on the side of her face, the other siblings were in shock.
Luna Loud: Dude not cool!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Now she's done it.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh no.
Carol Pingrey: *feels a bruise on my right cheek*
She turns to Leni in anger.
Carol Pingrey: Did you just do what I think you just did?
Leni Loud: Yes, and I'm re-establishing dominance over you and getting my love for my siblings back to me.
Carol Pingrey: I may have rivaled against Lori...but you...you are my newest rival, just wait until I tell your parents when they get back for striking me in the face and you will be fired as a babysitter forever!
Leni Loud: Not if I beat you first!
Leni Loud and Carol Pingrey: *stares at each other like a wild west scene*
Leni Loud: *pounds my fist like a Gorilla*
Carol Pingrey: *slams my fists together*
As Lily looked at both of them, she pictures Leni as King Kong and Carol as Godzilla staring at each other in a huge monster battle, they both readied themselves in combat position, Leni strikes Carol first, then Carol delivers her strongest punch knocking Leni down, Leni gets back up and they started to wrestle each other and broke the living room table, they both got up and wrestled each other again, they tried to pull each others hair out of their head, the siblings watched in horror and they got out of Leni and Carol's way, they continued to fight and they went to the dining room and destroyed what remains of the dining room table, Leni grabbed the china from the china cabinet and throws them at Carol, she dodged them and the china was all broken, she then tackled and they rolled into the kitchen, the siblings looked in horror when they saw their babysitters grab knives and swished at each other like a sword fight, they swished and swashed at each other until both knives got up to the ceiling, they resumed each other again and tussled at each other again, a fight cloud occurred at the bottom of the stairs and then they got up the stairs, they continued to pull each others hair and scratch each other, they then continued to fight in Leni's bedroom, the siblings rushed upstairs to Leni's room, Carol and Leni got on the beds and started to clash onto each other, when they clashed, they both fell to the floor, dazed and confused, they got up and rested for four minutes, because of all the heavy fighting, they're badly bruised their clothes are torn, Leni's midriff was showing after her dress was torn, Carol's bottom collar was ripped and only her belly button was showing as her shirt too got ripped, after four minutes, they glared at each other again.
Carol Pingrey: Had enough Loud?
Leni Loud: Never!
They both charged at each other again and they started another fight cloud, however they formed into a tornado fight, the siblings ran downstairs to safety as they destroyed the respective bedrooms of the siblings, after they got to the upstairs hallway, Carol grabbed Leni and tossed her downstairs, Luna grabbed a pillow and softly landed on where Leni was land on, she landed safely, Carol jumped on her and punched her in the face leaving Leni with a black eye and a couple of bruises on her face at least twenty times, exhausted from punching, Carol glared at a dazed Leni with a black eye, Leni weakly glared back at her from her bleeding face, Carol bared her teeth and snorted steam from her nose and the fire glowed in her eyes, she grabs Leni from her neck and aggressively spoke to her.
Carol Pingrey: It's over Leni, I'm the matriarch, you lose, Leni Loud!
She dropped Leni's head gently on the pillow she landed, she got up and took a breath, she turned around and saw the siblings in fear, she looked around the house and realized what she and Leni did was horrible, not only did the siblings were afraid of them, but the house was destroyed, tears ran from her eyes, she turns back to Leni.
Carol Pingrey: Leni? *gets worried* LENI?
Leni Loud: *gets up and saw Carol* I know, you win, I'm no longer a babysitter. *starts to tear up too*
But Carol snaps her out of it.
Carol Pingrey: Forget about what I said, look around!
When Leni saw this, she gasped and started to cry, Carol consoled her in a hug.
Leni Loud: *cries* I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Carol Pingrey: Our fighting destroyed the house and we got your siblings afraid of us!
They both cried on each other's shoulder and hugged for about two minutes.
Leni Loud: I'm sorry for trying to upstage you, punching you in the face and calling you a pedophile Carol.
Carol Pingrey: And I'm sorry we fought.
Leni Loud: I was afraid that my sibs would choose you over me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks at Leni and gasps* Leni! You've been hurt! *cries*
Lola Loud: *offscreen, angrily* SpongeBob, stop crying!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *keeps crying*
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *walks to SpongeBob*
Ashley Roberts: What's going on? What's wrong, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni got hurt.
Lincoln Loud: What are you talking about?
Leni Loud: *turns to the heroes in a worried face* I had a nightmare about you choosing Squidward over me, and you thought I was a terrible babysitter and a big octopus. After hearing what Mom and Dad told me I wasn't doing a good job babysitting you, I wanted to re-establish myself as your babysitter. If I'm going to lose my privileges as your babysitter, I might as well submit.
The heroes look at each other, then they look at Leni.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Leni* You're not a bad babysitter.
Leni Loud: I'm not?
Lincoln Loud: Most of the time, you aren't that good as a babysitter, but you are still a good sister to us.
Luna Loud: *to Leni* But it's not cool to hit Carol dude.
Leni Loud: I know, with Lori in college, I was to babysit you guys.
Carol Pingrey: Leni?
Leni Loud: Yeah?
Carol Pingrey: Are we friends again?
Leni Loud: Totes!
They are attempting to shake hands, but they pull their hands apart.
Carol Pingrey: On second thought...How about a hug instead?
Leni Loud: *nods my head in happiness*
They both embrace each other in a hug, the other heroes watched in awe.
Carol Pingrey: *to the heroes* You guys are the best!
They release them, then the front door opens, Rita and Lynn Sr. come back home.
Lynn Loud Sr.: We're back kids!
Rita Loud: How is everyone?
Carol Pingrey and Leni Loud: Good as always.
Leni Loud: That was even better than yesterday.
Carol Pingrey: I know, not only do I get to keep half of my clients, but also you get to babysit your siblings...even if you are on training.
Leni Loud: That's nice, and it's a great idea that you had to split up your clients so that way we don't get into another conflict like that.
Carol Pingrey: You said it...friend.
They both hugged each other, until it was close to dinner time.
Slide transition cuts to Ashley putting pizza in the oven.
Ashley Roberts: *closes the oven door* Looks like it's dinner time already, I'll heat up the oven.
Leni Loud: Carol, did you hear that? She's baking pizza.
Carol Pingrey: Or...Why don't I call for Pizza?
Leni Loud: Huh?
Carol Pingrey: I think you need a newer lesson in babysitting.
Leni Loud: And that is...?
Carol Pingrey: You don't always have to say "No" at some point.
Leni Loud: Lesson five?
Carol Pingrey: Yup, that's the fifth and final lesson.
Leni Loud: What about being firm?
Carol Pingrey: When you are told by your clients, you do what they tell you to do, that is also lesson number six.
Leni Loud: Okay.
Carol Pingrey: And Leni, since it's your house you are paying for Pizza this time.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Ashley Roberts: *walks to Leni and Carol*
Ashley Roberts: How about we all have pizza.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle and Leni Loud: Yay!
Carol Pingrey: I'll go get the phone!
They rush into the house.
Squidward Tentacles: I hate my life.
His head explodes.
Squidward Tentacles: Ow.
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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