The Green Steve: Subcode

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==Act 1==
 > USER: &input 177
 >
 > Welcome to Anon Logs! X and 17 maintain the main-
 frame. Please contact them if you have any quest-
 ions or bug reports. Thank you!
 > And remember: don't abuse the report function, or 
 tell regular users about this, or we will access 
 your account and have your subscription revoked.
 > Figure out what that means for you. :)
 > Please choose a username, or type "d" to use your 
 Minecraft username.
 >
 > USER: d
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 > mount6 has entered Anon Logs for the first time.
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 > Welcome to Anon Logs, mount6!
 > SEBERIN: Welcome
 > MOUNT6: holy shit this is real
 >
 > Message not archived! Please do not swear on Anon 
 Logs.
 >
 > GENESIDE78: welcome
 > MOUNT6: ok fine jesus
 > SEBERIN: what
 > MOUNT6: so does this mean herobrine is real?
 >
 > Message not archived! Anon Logs blocks messages
 referring to common fake Minecraft scams such as
 Herobrine, Entity 303, yraniB, and ultiNether.
 >
 > MOUNT6: ive never heard of ultinether
 >
 > Message not archived! Anon Logs blocks messages
 referring to common fake Minecraft scams such as
 Herobrine, Entity 303, yraniB, and ultiNether.
 >
 > MOUNT6: oh yeah shit
 >
 > Message not archived! Please do not swear on Anon 
 Logs.
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 > [Moderator] JasonFries has entered Anon Logs.
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 > M JASONFRIES: mount how hard is it to follow the
 rules on here jesus
 > MOUNT6: oh god a real person
 > M JASONFRIES: yeah you probs dont see them much
 irl
 > SEBERIN: Dude I'm a real person
 > M JASONFRIES: roasted
 > M JASONFRIES: ha
 > MOUNT6: IM STUCK IN MINECRAFT
 > M JASONFRIES: join the club buddy we all are
 > MOUNT6: wait legit
 > SEBERIN: Yup
 > M JASONFRIES: what
 > MOUNT6: are you fr
 > M JASONFRIES: about misunderstanding you or about
 being stuck within minecraft
 > MOUNT6: minecraft
 > M JASONFRIES: yeah we're all in here dude
 > MOUNT6: all of you?
 > SEBERIN: Yup
 > GENESIDE78: yeah
 > M JASONFRIES: yeah i just said that
 > MOUNT6: why am i trapped in minecraft
 > M JASONFRIES: none of us know but we're trying to
 figure it out
 > M JASONFRIES: with this
 > MOUNT6: what is this
 > MOUNT6: how does it exist
 > SEBERIN: Anon Logs
 > M JASONFRIES: ok this is gonna be hard to explain
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 > MetroPOS has entered Anon Logs.
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 > GENESIDE78: wb
 > SEBERIN: Wb
 > M JASONFRIES: so you know how it's possible to
 program using pictures
 > MOUNT6: yeah
 > METROPOS: What's up guys
 > MOUNT6: wait no
 > SEBERIN: Jason's teaching a noob what AL is
 > METROPOS: Cool
 > M JASONFRIES: basically like if you put in the
 right colors it turns into code if you open the
 file a different way
 > MOUNT6: oh
 > GENESIDE78: i dont get it either
 > MOUNT6: no that makes sense
 > GENESIDE78: oh really
 > M JASONFRIES: so you know how you can get differ-
 ent colored transparent pixels
 > MOUNT6: yeah
 > MOUNT6: no
 > M JASONFRIES: there's like
 > M JASONFRIES: in a pixel you got all these values
 for like color and brightness and stuff right
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 > SebErin has left Anon Logs.
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 > MOUNT6: yeah
 > M JASONFRIES: well none of that applies when the
 pixel is transparent
 > M JASONFRIES: cuz it's invisible
 > MOUNT6: whats this have to do with anon logs
 > M JASONFRIES: i'm getting to that
 > MOUNT6: and also why's it called anon logs if you
 use a username
 > M JASONFRIES: so you can't see any of these values
 but they're still in the pixel
 > METROPOS: Cuz you don't have to use one
 > M JASONFRIES: because it was made on 4chan
 > M JASONFRIES: now let me get back to what i was
 saying
 > M JASONFRIES: so you can't see any of these values
 but they're still in the pixel
 > MOUNT6: k
 > M JASONFRIES: and one of the optifine developers
 figured out how to use those values to create code
 inside images
 > MOUNT6: oh
 > METROPOS: There's only one Optifine dev
 > M JASONFRIES: that's what you're supposed to think
 > MOUNT6: so that code made this?
 > M JASONFRIES: yes and no
 > M JASONFRIES: someone made a codebase for people
 to create stuff like this using the code
 > M JASONFRIES: which is called subcode btw
 > MOUNT6: got it so why am i stuck in minecraft
 > M JASONFRIES: we dont know
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 > daleks2014 has joined Anon Logs.
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 > GENESIDE78: back
 > GENESIDE78: wb
 > DALEKS2014: Yeet
 > M JASONFRIES: but what we do know is that as of
 right now the entire internet is frozen
 > DALEKS2014: No, we're all stuck in one instant in
 time.
 > M JASONFRIES: meaning either something super weird
 has happened to everyone on the internet, or
 time's not passing for us
 > M JASONFRIES: yes dal i was getting to that
 > MOUNT6: so ive been in mc for the past like
 > DALEKS2014: K sry
 > MOUNT6: i dont even fuckin know
 >
 > Message not archived! Please do not swear on Anon 
 Logs.
 >
 > MOUNT6: i dont even know
 > M JASONFRIES: lol i can see msgs before they get
 deleted
 > MOUNT6: and i turned a spawner into a command
 block just to be able to forward myself to the
 internet and join this thing i guess
 > M JASONFRIES: didn't have cheats on in your world
 i'm guessing
 > MOUNT6: even if i did i wouldnt know how to use
 them to get here
 > MOUNT6: did figure out how to take screenshots tho
 > MOUNT6: and i saw this thing, here look
 > MOUNT6: &send ./screenshot-316.png
 > 
 > Uploading file "screenshot-316.png".
 > 
 > M JASONFRIES: dude
 > M JASONFRIES: wait a sec let me call someone
 > METROPOS: Jesus
 > MOUNT6: did it send
 > GENESIDE78: yeah
 > MOUNT6: so what's the holdup
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 > [Administrator] 17 has entered Anon Logs.
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 > MOUNT6: wb
 > DALEKS2014: OH DANG IT'S 17!
 > GENESIDE78: 17 holy shoot
 > METROPOS: 17 hihihihi
 > DALEKS2014: EVERYONE BOW DOWN QUICK!
 > A 17: That will be enough.
 > GENESIDE78: sorry
 > MOUNT6: oh youre one of the ones who runs the
 chat code
 > M JASONFRIES: 17 look up in chat, there's a pic of
 tgs
 > METROPOS: I can't believe he's actually online at
 the same time as meeeee
 > A 17: Mount, is this image fake?
 > MOUNT6: no
 > A 17: This isn't a joking matter. If this is an
 edited picture and you're passing it off as legit
 I will ban you without hesitation.
 > MOUNT6: its real
 > DALEKS2014: Sorry 17
 > MOUNT6: how would i even fake an image
 > A 17: Every hacker and a half has used the same
 excuse when accused of hacking.
 > MOUNT6: what
 > A 17: "But I don't even know HOW to hack! I don't
 know how to code!"
 > M JASONFRIES: looks legit to me
 > MOUNT6: im serious dude i have no clue
 > A 17: I'm going to come into your world next time
 I get the chance.
 > A 17: Get some evidence.
 > MOUNT6: you can do that
 > METROPOS: Yes
 > A 17: Thanks, but I don't need your permission.
 > MOUNT6: you can do that?*
 > METROPOS: Yes
 > A 17: I can do a lot of things.
 > MOUNT6: ;)
 > MOUNT6: what
 > MOUNT6: i didnt send that
 > GENESIDE78: Haha
 > MOUNT6: Yes I did.
 > MOUNT6: wtf
 > M JASONFRIES: dude he's sudo'ing you
 > MOUNT6: what
 > MOUNT6: It means I can make you do anything I
 want.
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 > GENESIDE78 has left Anon Logs.
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 > MOUNT6: please dont
 > A 17: Well, mostly just SAY whatever I want.
 > METROPOS: He pranks everyone from time to time
 > A 17: Anyway, expect me in your world soon. Bye!
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 > [Administrator] 17 has left Anon Logs.
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 > DALEKS2014: No wait don't go
 > DALEKS2014: And he left.
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