S.A.I.N.T. 5

S.A.I.N.T. #5, better known as Johnny, battled XJ-9 in S.A.I.N.T. 5 Vs. XJ–9, and also made a cameo at the end of Shinji Ikari vs. Rorschach. He was voiced by Molemanninethousand both times.
==Information on the Rapper==
S.A.I.N.T. #5, A.K.A. Johnny or Johnny 5, is the main character of the film Short Circuit and its sequel. He is part of a line of military robots designed by Newton Crosby (Steve Guttenberg) and Ben Jabituya (Fisher Stevens), who shortly after his unveiling in a tech demonstration was struck by lightning, becoming sentient. This leads to the catchphrase of sorts, "Number 5 is alive!", something that "Johnny" spends much of the films trying to prove to those around him.
==Lyrics==
==Verse 1:==
Hello, bozo! Do you suck bolts? Yes, I think so!
Surrender right now before I squish you like Play–Doh!
You can call me Johnny–Five, and yes, it's true that I'm alive.
You are in store for a battle that I doubt you will survive!
I'll disassemble you and leave your parts outside to rust;
Cause you more vexation than the ones you call "Crust".
I've got your number, Jenny, and I'm gonna make you pissed.
Think you'll threaten to recycle me? Well, you can recycle this!(middle finger)
I'm a true, classic robot, while you're more like Frankenstein.
I'll have Los Locos kick your shiny metal ass to Cluster Prime!
But rest assured, I'll reassemble you when this is over,
And give you a new life as my personal "snow blower".
==Verse 2:==
Ha ha ha, ho, nyuk nyuk! Your jokes are hilarious!
…Oh, wait, you really meant all that? In that case, you're delirious!
I've read all about the real you; took me two seconds flat.
You're really lazy! A slacker! A mopey, whiny brat!
Go back to High School, or better yet, Kindergarten!
My movie's getting remade; your show is practically forgotten!
You're going up against a S.A.I.N.T., with a soul straight from Jehovah.
I've got Gigawatts of power, and this is my verbal supernova!
By the time you're a match for me, they'll have made an XJ–10!
I'm an icon! A celebrity! A U.S. Citizen!
I've gone gold! Still think you can beat me? Bitch, please.
When I'm done, you'll only be able to speak Japanese!
==trivia==
*He is the second robot in the series, after Mega Man.
*He is the first character in the series to originate from film.
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