Glasses

Glasses are an ocular instrument that can be worn over the eyes that can be used to make you look cool when viewed at from a distance, otherwise they're more commonly used to influence the vision of the purblind. There is also such thing as sunglasses, which, if the name doesn't make it obvious, are basically normal glasses except with dark lenses that become useful when one feels like looking at the sun, though why anybody would want to stare at figuratively a ball of fire remains questionable at best. Then you have reading glasses, which are basically the exact same thing as normal glasses, except they were designed to be used for reading books, though they're actually only ever used by n00bs who want to look like they're smart. This is quite clearly a pathetic attempt.
The origin of glasses is predominantly an enigma, but the first glasses known have been reported to be located in the Mushroom Kingdom. Most ordinary people would likely assume that Benjamin Franklin was the one to have first invented glasses, as he was one of the first people to test the newfound contraption out. Though, proper historians and scientists (whether they're specialists or amateurs) have some confidence that a group of COWS DID IT! They were known for their ability to produce large amounts of glasses seemingly not just of milk, and the first pair of glasses ever recorded was reportedly located near a farm, so the theory that cows did it is plausible in a way, though then again, most cows are either lame or blind, so most ordinary people find it tough to believe that they were responsible. That is, unless you believe in the theory that cows in the past were responsible for a lot of crazy things, such as the mass production of milk and other resources. 
Not too long after the discovery of glasses, they started to become extremely popular mainly due to the fact that they could make any n00b on the planet appear smarter and more attractive. The only problem was that due to the limited size of the market, all the glasses manufacturers had to resort to mass manufacturing to meet the demands of the public. As more and more people started wearing glasses, it became incredibly easier for manufacturing companies and factories to mass-produce even more glasses. As a result, glasses became extensively common and became a very fashionable accessory. And to think this one contraption could come from a bunch of Old McDonald's farm animals...
==Notable wearers of glasses==
*Santa Claus (sometimes)
*Harry Potter
*Maria Abe
*Twtian
*Lenny
*Simon Seville
*Chaz
*Most old people
*The Nostalgia Critic
*The Guy Who Hates Everything
*And many more...
==See also==
*Nerds
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