An Interview with AI-Kanye West

An Interview with AI-Kanye West is the twenty-sixth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Kanye West is too lazy to show up to his interview, so he hires ChatGPT to be there for him.
==Transcript == 
*[The episode begins with Mr. Rabs in the studio office.]
* Mr. Rabs: Purple Mr. Rabs, got any Ideas on who I should I interview for the upcoming special?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Hmmm.. Well.... um.... Oh! I know! Mr. West!
*Mr. Rabs: Good ol' Kanye West, huh?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Yup!
* Mr. Rabs: Well, if you say so...
* [Mr. Rabs calls Kanye West]
*Kanye West: Hello?
*Mr. Rabs: I'd you like you to show up for The Mr. Rabs Show!
*Kanye West: Of course I will!
*Mr. Rabs: Thanks, kanye! [He hangs up.]
*Kanye West: What do I do? I'm booked all day!
*[He glances at his computer and gets a devious idea]
*Kanye West: I have an idea...
*[Cut to later]
*Kanye West: Alright, you show up for me!
*AI Kanye: Yes sir!
*[He walks into the studio]
*Mr. Rabs: Hello, Mr. West!
*AI Kanye: Hello, Rabs. It's great to be here. Before you say anything, let me tell you bout me. My name is Kanye West, and after a long day of work, I go to my Kanye Nest to take a Kanye Rest. I wake up feeling my Kanye Best. Than, I get Kanye Dressed, and put on my Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. I go to church and become Kanye Blessed, Then go to a Hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then I go to school to take a Kanye Test. I forgot to brush my teeth today, did I run out of my Kanye Crest? No, my neighbor stole it. What a Kanye Pest.
*Mr. Rabs: Uh... Ok.... Now, we're gonna ask you a few questions:
*AI Kanye: Well, you see, I've been experimenting with a new fashion line inspired by intergalactic fruit salad. It's all about blending cosmic kiwis, space strawberries, and moonmelon patterns into my clothing. I believe it's the next evolution of fashion, transcending mere earthly style to embrace the celestial chic. Plus, I'm working on a project to convert my lyrics into hieroglyphics and then translate them into dolphin sounds. Dolphins are the future, man. They're the true connoisseurs of my music, and I'm just trying to keep up with their underwater vibes. So, yeah, haters gonna hate, but I'm busy sculpting the fashion and auditory landscapes of the multiverse!
*Mr. Rabs: Ok.... People have criticized your new album, Donda 2. What do you think about the hate?
*AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I saw a squirrel wearing a tiny sombrero, and it got me thinking about the universe, man. Like, are we all just tiny sombrero-wearing squirrels in the grand scheme of things, trying to find our acorns of wisdom in a forest of confusion? And speaking of acorns, have you ever tried making acorn pancakes? It's a game-changer, my friend. So, to answer your question, the hate on Donda 2 is like trying to find a pancake recipe in a forest of sombrero-wearing squirrels. It's a journey, man, a journey.
*Mr. Rabs: Erm... alright, let's cut to a commercial break!
*Mr. Rabs: [To Purple Mr. Rabs] Something's off with Kanye!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, maybe it's just his bipolar!
*Mr. Rabs: No, I'm serious! He looks different, he talks different, he SPEAKS different!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good! I'm calling the gang up, now!
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs living room. Mr. Rabs Grandma is seen preparing everybody some drinks and cookies]
*Mr. Rabs: Well, what are we gonna do about Kanye?
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Bah! Replace him with Donald Trump!
*Others: No!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hehe..
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Well, since I'm Slightly Altered, I have a better idea! We can go to Kanye's house, so when he comes back, we can ask him why he's been so weird lately!
*Others: Great Idea!
*[They all leave]
*Mr. Rabs Grandma: Alright! Here's some cookies for you a-
*[She sees everybody is gone]
*Mr. Rabs Grandma: Oh dear.
*[Cut to Kanye West shopping at Barg N' Mart]
*Kanye West: Alright so how much will this be?
*Barg N' Mart Employee: $56.08
*[Kanye pays for it and goes home, but sees something shocking on his door step.]
*Kanye West: WH-WHA!?? MR. RABS! AND THE... OTHER MR. RABS!
*Mr. Zabs: It's Mr. Zabs!
*Kanye West: Whatever. What are you guys doing on my doorstep?
*Mr. Rabs: We're trying to ask you something. You've been acting weird lately. What's going on?
*Kanye West: [Sighs] I'm not going to lie to you. I hired an AI version of me to show up instead because my schedule for today was booked, and I just couldn't say no!
*Mr. Rabs: There, there Kanye.
*Kanye West: I'm so sorry. How could I ever repay you?
*Mr. Rabs: There is one thing...
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs in the recording studio]
*Mr. Rabs: [singing]
*Kanye West: Wow, you're great!
*Mr. Rabs: It runs in the family!
*[The two laugh. End]
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