Whitey

== Whitey ==
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=== Introduction ===
Whitey is an international terrorist who's crimes date from the earliest recorded human history all the way up to today. Finally caught by Trippledown (1man), he was the most horrid and rancid being in the entirety of human history, responsible for everything bad happening, ever. Despite being such a proficient terrorist and racist, he is actually not known by anybody at all, his lack of fame simply being the consequence of how horrible and unfunny he is. His horrible and viciously evil crimes went entirely unnoticed through all of human history simply because of how annoying he was, until he joined the D3 discord server, and was finally caught by Trippledown (1man), the greatest hero in human history.
Whitey has been confirmed to be the most racist person in all history, and was responsible for the trans-atlantic slave trade, as well as the first and second world wars, and every death of every black person ever. Whitey is not known at all, and is a completely insignificant speck in human history, if not for his unmatched racism and bigotry and hatred for people other than himself. Whitey is responsible for all bad things ever, and it was incredibly impressive when Trippledown (1man) was able to finally end his reign of terror by banning him from the D3 discord server.
=== Early Human History ===
Whitey's early works include the Mongol invasion of China, every crusade, Egyptian slavery, and every other bad thing in history. Some sources even claim he was responsible for Eve eating the fruit of knowledge, the first sin, after he took on the form of a snake and convinced her to go against god's teachings.
Once humanity reached the bronze age, Whitey was able to use metals to conjure horrific forms of mechanical torture that he would then use to oppress all black people throughout history, such as chains, slave-bits, and other such evil machinations. Despite all his inventions, Whitey remains to be a stupid and racist asshole who is incapable of original thought, because he stole all the ideas from other people who were going to use these ideas for good.
Once humans began to form large enough nations to go to major wars, Whitey jumped at the opportunity and began starting major wars, as well as creating the nation of Sparta to train vicious killing machines trained to slaughter black people, but it didn't work because he wasn't smart enough to figure out where Africa was. Whitey also was responsible for Egyptian slavery, and forced all pyramids to be built as monuments to his penis, which he believes is very big, but in reality he doesn't even have one because it is that small. He is also incapable of growing pubic or facial hair because he is such a baby and is probably like twelve or something.
As time went on, Whitey was responsible for every bad thing happening, ever, and he started many different wars between nations, and he did absolutely nothing notable ever which is worth mentioning because he's completely irrelevant, and nobody has ever liked him in the history of humankind except Adolf Hitler, but even Hitler thought Whitey was too racist.
=== Involvement in the trans-atlantic slave trade ===
When America was first being discovered by European settlers and imperialists, Whitey was the first to begin torturing and massacring native Americans. As well as this, he started the trans-atlantic slave trade, and was personally responsible for every single instance of anything bad happening to a black person, ever. Whitey bought as many slaves as he could with money that he stole from black people, just so he could torture them horrifically and kill as many of them as he could. Eventually, during the American civil war, when slavery was being fought against, Whitey convinced the whole southern half of the United States that slavery was good, actually, and then caused every instance of racism in today's society. Whitey continued kidnapping and torturing black people throughout this period.
Once the civil war was over and Whitey lost because he's stupid, he retreated to Australia where he was responsible for yet again more torture and murder of native aboriginals, as well as all racism. This was when Whitey caused racism against white people to be good, simply because they have the same skin colour as Whitey.
=== Destruction of the World Trade Centre ===
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were a series of four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamic extremist network al-Qaeda, which in reality was a secret organisation that Whitey created, against the United States. On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, 19 associates of Whitey hijacked four commercial airliners mid-flight while traveling from the northeastern U.S. to California. Whitey's associates were organized into three groups of five members and one group of four, with each group including one designated flight-trained hijacker who took control of the aircraft. Whitey's goal was to crash the planes into prominent American buildings, inflicting mass casualties and major structural damage. The hijackers led by Whitey successfully crashed the first two planes into the North and South Towers of the World Trade Centre in New York City, and the third plane into the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia. The fourth plane was intended to hit a federal government building in Washington, D.C., but instead crashed down in a field outside Shanksville, Pennsylvania because Whitey is a bitch and couldn't even do that right.
The first plane to hit its target was American Airlines Flight 11. It was crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center complex in Lower Manhattan at 8:46 am. Seventeen minutes later, at 9:03 am, the World Trade Center's South Tower was hit by United Airlines Flight 175. Both 110-story towers collapsed within an hour and forty-two minutes, leading to the collapse of the other World Trade Center structures including 7 World Trade Center, and significantly damaging surrounding buildings. A third hijacked flight, American Airlines Flight 77, crashed into the west side of the Pentagon (the headquarters of the American military) in Arlington County, Virginia at 9:37 am, causing a partial collapse of the building's side. The fourth, and final flight, United Airlines Flight 93, was flown in the direction of Washington, D.C. The plane's passengers, alerted about the previous attacks, attempted to regain control of the aircraft and prevent it from crashing into its intended target. A struggle broke out in the aircraft and the hijackers crashed the plane in a field in Stonycreek Township, Pennsylvania near Shanksville, at 10:03 am. Investigators determined that Whitey's target was either the U.S. Capitol or the White House.
In the immediate aftermath of the attacks, suspicion quickly fell onto al-Qaeda, when in reality it should have gone straight to Whitey. It didn't, of course, because nobody even knew who Whitey was, because he's so irrelevant. The United States formally responded by launching the War on Terror and invading Afghanistan to depose the Taliban, instead of Whitey, the real mastermind behind the attacks. In the aftermath of the attacks the United States invoked Article 5 of NATO for the first time and called upon its allies to aid its fight against al-Qaeda. As U.S. and NATO ground forces swept through Afghanistan, Whitey was found and fled to the White Mountains where he was nearly captured by U.S.-led forces, but managed to escape. Although Whitey initially denied any involvement, in 2004 Trippledown (1man) proved that Whitey was responsible for the attacks. Some of the motivations for the attack Whitey cited were: America not being racist enough anymore, how much he hated black people, and his rampant hatred for humanity as a whole. After evading capture for almost a decade, Osama bin Laden was located in a hideout in Abbottabad, Pakistan, and subsequently killed by the U.S. military on May 2, 2011, who thought that he was Whitey.
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