The wizard of oz meets gta 5

one day dorthy and her friends were at the beach, happy that they now lived in a city instead of a barn filled with cat poop. "who are those strange men over there" said the tin man as he saw a man with a short beard driving a steamroller with a black man next to him. " run, run before we die" said the cowardly lion as the gang ran from the steamroller, which was crushing people. " eat this, you pale skinned baboon" said the man with the beard as he threw a molten cocktail onto the scarecrow. the scarecrow started screaming as he burned to death. 
*cuts to 5 hours later*
" i miss the scarecrow so much, he would let me scratch him without a care" said the lion. then everyone died, the end.