Nolan Reynolds: Chaos

The storyline continues from Nolan Reynolds: Return of the Fairy Tale
==Characters==
*Buttfucker
*Anal Amy
*William Jarvis
*Rachel Austin
*Ethan Rox
*Chaos
*Lady Pain
*Julian Abelson
*Ian Bishop
*Rosa Rodriguez
*Erica Adams
*Inferno
*Chris Miller
==Synopsis==
The Buttfucker infiltrates Julian Abelson's hideout which is now being controlled by Chaos. He brings Rachel Austin and Ethan Rox with him. He farts on a guard. Seeing that he is severly outnumbered, he asks Amy if he can just go home because he's allergic to bullets.
He sings mahna mahna while stealthy killing guards. Rosa Rodriguez also infiltrates the hideout, killing several guards. Buttfucker rescues Abelson and they team up to fight Chaos' men. Buttfucker tries to ride on Rachel's smoke form.
Buttfucker, Rachel and Abelson reach Chaos but he turns out to have Ian Bishop working for him. Ian creates illusions that make Buttfucker, Rachel and Abelson fight each other. Buttfucker simply knocks Rachel and Abelson out and defeats Ian.
He is then attacked by Rosa Rodriguez. Abelson admits he hired her to kill the Buttfucker and escapes. Buttfucker defeats Rosa. He then goes after Chaos who has Lady Pain and Inferno working for him. The heroes also find out that Chris Miller is leading his SWAT to the hideout.
Chaos calls the Buttfucker to let him know Lady Pain coming for him. Buttfucker asks if Lady Pain is a lesbian and if she'll do "all that pain stuff" with Rachel. He also suggests that Chaos create a flaming rollercoaster around the hideout.
Buttfucker sneaks up an elevator shaft and pulls down a bad guy at the door because "It's rude to stand next to an elevator shaft." Buttfucker then guides the reader on how and how not to ambush someone. Chaos then threatens to shoot someone.
Assuming he's refering to a hostage, Rachel ends up running into him and is shot. Buttfucker fights more of Chaos' men but Erica Adams arrives in a helicopter and makes it difficult for the Buttfucker with her commentary.
Buttfucker tells Erica that she is off his girlfriend list and jokes about journalists reporting bad stuff by saying "tonight a bunny was stabbed and a baby was hit by a bus and now the weather." Buttfucker then reaches Lady Pain and fights her.
Lady Pain grabs the Buttfucker who thinks she is coming onto him. Lady Pain brings the Buttfucker to Chaos. Buttfucker attacks Chaos and has to fight Lady Pain again. Seemingly beating the Buttfucker to death, Lady Pain says "that was unsatisfying."
Buttfucker gets up and tells Lady Pain "your face is unsatisfying." The SWAT finally arrives. Chaos and Lady Pain's men fight the SWAT. Lady Pain flees while Buttfucker and Chaos fall out the building and fight each other on the way down until Buttfucker saves them both with a grappling hook.
Chaos is arrested while Buttfucker, Rachel and Ethan escape in the Buttjet.
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