Enchantment Emporium spork

I rather like Tanya Huff's writing in general. She's not my favorite author, but her Blood books are a decent urban fantasy/vampire detective series, her Valor series is interesting military sci-fi, and her Quarter novels are good classic fantasy. So when I saw a new Huff novel at the library, I grabbed it without thinking twice.
Well.
The Enchantment Emporium is urban fantasy, which Huff has written before. It's also a disturbing tangle of incest, sexism, cliches, and an entire family of Mary Sues. Does that sound like fun, boys and girls? Well, it's not.
As we're about to find out.
Warning: This book contains a lot of incest. If you find that especially squicky, you may want to give this sporking a pass. I'm not going into any more detail than I have to, but it's still there.
\~/ The Enchantment Emporium Drinking Game! \~/
*Chapter 1
*Chapter 2
*Chapter 3
*Chapter 4
*Chapter 5
*Chapter 6
*Chapter 7
*Chapter 8
*Chapter 9
*Chapter 10
*Chapter 11
*Chapter 12
*Chapter 13