Farmees

Farmees is unfunny stuff on YouTube. It's basically Back at the Barnyard but for big babies. It has a lot of cringy nursery rhymes, 4chan-related content, MLG, Teletubbies (despite none of them appearing in the show at any point), and blood. If this was a TV show it would be rated TV-MA SV because it's too crazy for children.
== Characters ==
=== Main Characters ===
* Oink: Oink is a disgusting pig that eats through his nose and pesters the other farm animals for no reason. He died in Episode 5 after getting diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes.
* Moo: Moo is a cow that just yells all the time and sometimes squirts out milk from her mouth again for no reason.
* Baa: Baa is a dumb sheep that never knows what she's doing and oftentimes dies because of this. She died in Episode 2.
* Whiny: Whiny is an annoying donkey who thinks he is a horse that just whines all the time (hence the name). All of the Farmees hate him.
=== Secondary Characters ===
* Quack: Quack is a duck that's allegedly a ripoff of Ducky. She died in Episode 6.
* Farmer: Farmer is a farmer (duh) that hates the Farmees and wants to kill them, but never does due to his laziness.
* Peta: Peta is a PETA employee that somehow shares the same name. He's actually just Farmer in disguise and succesfully murdered all the Farmees in Episode 7.
== Episodes ==
WARNING: There's no Season 2.
# Oink Strikes Back: Oink destroys the whole farm, and dances. Song: Hey Diddle Diddle
# Cheesy!: Moo finds Cheese, shares it with Baa, and she chokes. Song: Twinkle Twinkle Eat Star.
# It's a Monster: Oink's mom is Chuck Norris, and the whole Farmees crew cries. Song: Tie your Shoes.
# Whiny's Funeral: Whiny dies, and the Farmees crew celebrate his happy funeral. Song: Ring Around the Rosie.
# Oinks Fat: Oinks is fat. He loves junk food and McDonald's. Song: Lunchtime
# Quack: The Farmees crew discover Quack, a rip-off of Ducky. Song: The Lottie Dottie Chicken.
# PETA: Farmees get slaughtered by PETA. Song: Let's Kill Animals.
# Diabetes: The Farmees get diabetes. Song: Johnny Johnny Yes Papa.
# The Massacre: The final episode of the series. After Moo got murdered, he causes the biggest massacre on the farm. Song: Bye Bye
== Reception ==
Biased Ratings gave it a 0/10 due to low quality songs.
Mrs. Nesbitt gave it a 11/10 due to blood.
Louie liked the show, but he's too lazy to give it a proper rating.
The entire quad from The MellonnLitterZimMeowth Show gave this show a 0/10 due to the songs being torture, and Mellonn herself is triggered by these songs. How ironic since they are a bad show themselves.
== Trivia ==
* Nobody knows the creator of Farmees. Many suspect it being Susan Wojcicki, but some say it was Po. None of them have been confirmed.
* The show was distribuited by Crap Network but never aired there.
** It almost got merchandise, but the show was cancelled before they had the chance.
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