Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes

==Prologue==
:When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show
:Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
==Untitled Robot Parody==
:Moe: (while being strapped to a foosball table) Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
:Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.
==How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising==
:Chief Wiggum: (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis...C!
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:After Krusty killed Homer...
:Homer: (locking the gate tight before they go back in heaven) Ha Ha! Shouldn't have left the key under the mat, suckers! (to Lincoln) So what do you do for fun around here?
:Lincoln: Well, tonight we've got a poker tournament at the rec center.
:Homer: Ooh, after you, Mr. Pennyface.
:Homer and Lincoln walk peacefully together.
:Homer: Is your wife up there?
:Lincoln: Oh ho ho, well, uh, we have an understanding.
:Homer: Mmm.
==It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse==
:Milhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
:Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
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:Groundskeeper Willie: (holds out a tray of toasted pumpkin seeds) Care fer a pumpkin seed?
:Grand Pumpkin: You roast the unborn?!? (eats Willie whole)
:Groundskeeper Willie: AAAAH!!!
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:Nelson: (to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin) Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
:The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
:Nelson: You're a racist!
:The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson)
:Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
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:Grand Pumpkin: Pumpkin segregation forever!
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:Lisa: What's the "Grand Pumpkin"?
:Milhouse: Every Halloween, the "Grand Pumpkin" visits all the pumpkin patches in the world and brings candy to kids who truly believe.
:Bart: Milhouse, for the last time, I made up to mess with you! The "Grand Pumpkin" isn't real!
:Milhouse: I appreciate you testing my faith, Bart, but it's not necessary. (begins praying) "I believe in the 'Grand Pumpkin', almighty gourd, who was crustified over Pontius pie plate and ascended into oven. He will come again to judge the filling and the bread..." (sees Bart and Lisa left) Sigh.
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:Lisa: (shaking Milhouse) YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION!!
:Milhouse: If he sees us fighting, he might not come!
:Lisa punches Milhouse and furiously leaves the pumpkin patch.
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