Democritus vs Aristotle

The Greek philosopher who first came up with the concept of atomos, Democritus, and the Greek philosopher who denied it and thusly held back atomic research for millennia, Aristotle, rap against each other in a history of the atom rap battle.
==Lyrics==
 
===Announcer:===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DEMOCRITUS
VS
ARISTOTLE
BEGIN!
===Democritus:===
See me chortle in the face of Aristotle,
Needs the transitive property to tell if someone is a mortal.
I would consider your science but it's kind of a rule of thumb:
Aristotle was popular but also really really dumb.
For more than two millennia the West believed in a series of false facts,
From atoms to slavery to eels, and what was the efficient cause of that?
Socratics aside, I ponder you'll compile,
Records of my high profile in the the Gift of the Nile.
===Aristotle:===
Yo! I'm the lean, keen, Mean, Golden theory machine!
And I expected these lesser theses from this telegenetic freak.
I invented logic, ask Play-Doh how it was molded by me,
While you stepped up to the scene but no one knew thee!
You take your thoughts from your teacher, I think on my own time,
So dope that the sixth element is my sick-ass rhymes.
I put my heart and soul in my disses, any monstrous missus like you knows that,
Your historical significance is minuscule, but I can still cut you in half!
===John Dalton:===
Hold up, Aristotle, but Democritus is right on,
Itty bitty specks of matter, 'tis the Theory of Atoms.
Name's Dalton, look it up, got the first Royal Medal,
Hella fly colourblind kind of guy with experimental evidence to break Democritus's pebbles.
You're mental, Aristotle, lack logic on birds and the bees,
I'm faster than gases and casting your partial pressures from the total pressure of me.
Combustible fire spit compound of every diss and syllable,
And like the atoms it's based on, my theory is indestructible!
===J. J. Thomson:===
There's a reason it's a theory, John: you missed the electrons,
You ain't got it written in stone and it's about to be revised by Thomson.
Making a toy out of a CRT years before the television,
And now I'm taking bites out your logic as if it's plum pudding.
I'm the dude who deflected neon to the conclusion of isotopes,
Thomson's scattering these lesser sciences and taking aether out the cathode.
Atoms can be divided by the electrons, and that's the theory I got an eye on,
I'm so positive of it that I'm attracting anions.
===Ernest Rutherford:===
Wait, let me squeeze right through this,
J, baby, you left out the nucleus!
My raps are golden like the foil I press alpha particles past,
And I'll absolutely, positively send some of your little licks back.
We work toward the same goal, but same poles repel,
Thus, I conclude the atom has a dense positively-charged middle.
Ernest's earnest findings have caused him to earn this,
Nobel Prize, Encyclopedia Brittanica's number one experimentalist!
===Niels Bohr:===
I'm known to debate with Einstein, but I'll make an exception for,
Orbits getting in the spotlight when Bohr scuffles with Rutherford.
Aside from the first, electrons fill energy levels by eights,
Bohr is far from a bore when I put them in an excited state.
Was gonna let Erwin at it, but it's time to let the cat out the bag: a battle
With these outdated physicists by using the quantum mechanics I dabbled.
My rhymes are out of this world, you can call it boron,
Bohr's ripping into the nucleus core of these morons.
===Werner Heisenberg:===
You might've dabbled, but I straight up created the term,
Werner's the winner of this skirmish, don't turbulent-flow with Heisenberg.
The probability of you winning is clouded when my photons glow bright,
Say my name. *sigh* Heisenberg. You're goddamn right!
So many ways to make you Lew's, I'mma call it resonance,
Don't even know how fast my flow when you knowing where I am.
You're uncertain, persons wish they could break a total pressure harder than bar,
I spit glitches in the matrix, and I'mma make y'all C*'s.
.....
===J. Robert Oppenheimer:===
My raps blow up like a mushroom Soundcloud,
So keep an Oppen mind as I build a verse up in Old McDonald House.
Manhattan Project dropping Gadgets once Japan gets us vicious,
Radioactive disses enough to send foes to kamikaze their britches.
Spit so hot, mere shadows replace any dudes from the hood,
Cooking messes in the desert worse than Heisenberg ever could.
The Father of the Atomic Bomb just spat a replica,
And taught these old chemists to never mess with America.
===Announcer:===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
(The logo gets blown up in an atomic explosion.)
HISSSSTORRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!
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WHO WON?
Democritus 
Aristotle 
Dalton 
Thomson 
Rutherford 
Bohr 
Heisenberg 
Oppenheimer
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