Necro-Tower HQ/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: March 2, 2024
Episode Copyrighted: 2024
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode opens with an exterior shot of Bikini Bottom, then the scene cuts to Mr. Krabs walking with his bowl of money tied to a leash and on a wooden plank with wheels. The money sniffs a fire hydrant and Mr. Krabs stops walking, then he notices a nearby breakfast shop. The camera pans to "Coffee Bowl," where various customers are eating breakfast.
Customer #1: *takes a sunny side up egg with a fork and eats it* Mmm-hmm! I just love breakfast! *bites into the plate*
As if it's a sandwich.
Customer #2: *plugs my fork into three large pancakes and stuffs them into his mouth, to which he swallows one briefly after the other* I don't mind overpaying if it's *hands the waiter money* breakfast!
Mr. Krabs: *touches the waiter's money* Ooh, that money looks tasty!
Waiter: Do you mind?
Mr. Krabs: *chuckles* Sorry! All of these people eating breakfast is making me hungry! Hungry for more customers, that is! *chuckles and winks at customer #2*
Waiter: Speaking of customers, *spins my foot wearing a boot* stop bothering *kicks Mr. Krabs away to The Krusty Krab* mine!
Mr. Krabs: *lands backfirst in front of my restaurant* Well, that sure kick-started my day!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Yellow, Red Rectangle and Lincoln Loud: *walks up next to Mr. Krabs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Morning, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Good morning, Krusty crew! I have a fantastic idea for me restaurant.
Lincoln Loud: *with a thought bubble of the Krusty Krab on the moon* We're opening The Krusty Krab on the moon?
Squidward Tentacles: We're closing down forever?
The Krusty Krab in the thought bubble explodes.
Mr. Krabs: What? No.
Squidward now has a disappointed expression.
Mr. Krabs: From now on, the Krusty Krab will start serving breakfast. And you two get to come into work even earlier! We’re taking the Krusty Krab to Necro-Tower HQ.
Squidward Tentacles: Hmm?
Screen cuts to the Krusty Krab RV, driving through the tower.
Lincoln Loud: You know, I'm really getting used to life on the road. Living with the bare essentials isn't so bad, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: You said it.
SpongeBob cooks Krabby Patties on the grill.
Squidward is seen relaxing in a massage chair.
Squidward Tentacles: The Krusty Krab RV is the life for us.
Suddenly, the Krusty Krab makes a stop, which he notices.
Red Rectangle: Why are we stopping?
Mr. Krabs: There it is. Necro-Tower HQ
Lincoln Loud: Cool.
Lola Loud: Definitely rocky.
Red Rectangle: Wow.
Mr. Krabs: And what's that called?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The villains’ tower?
Yellow Rectangle: That's their tower, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's where 1x1x1x1 and his crew over there.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh, right.
Mr. Krabs: We're going to that tower and fight those supervillains! You guys are going to love it.
Lincoln Loud: Nah.
Red Rectangle: I'm good.
Lola Loud: You kids have fun.
Mr. Krabs: Come on, guys.
He enters wearing Lincoln's blue convincing suit, and it is a tight fit on him as he does a twirl.
Lincoln Loud: Hm? Is that my convincing suit?
Builderman: *pulls down the jacket* Maybe. It'll be great at the Krusty Krab RV for a while for the breeze.
Roblox: There's nothing like enjoying that cookbook. So, what do you say?
Lincoln Loud: Mm, maybe it's because I've never been on the receiving end of that suit, but I'm convinced. Besides, how bad can it be?
Yellow Rectangle: Can we go in?
Mr. Krabs: Yes, knock yourselves out.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Roblox, Builderman, Lincoln, Lola and Lynn Loud Sr.: *enters Necro-Tower HQ*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow! I get to make Krabby Patties for breakfast!
Mr. Krabs: No, no, no, no, no. People don't want patties in the morning! They want bacon and eggs and hash browns! You know, breakfast stuff! See if you can whip up a stack of pancakes, boy-o! *slaps SpongeBob from behind*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, sir! *dashes to the Krusty Krab kitchen and cooks for a brief moment then jumps out of the order window holding a plate of pancakes and places the plate on a table*
Yellow Rectangle: Good luck, SpongeBob!
Roblox: *holds Squidward by his shirt* Give it the old mouth test, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: *slices a triangular part of the pancakes and gives it a taste*
Squidward Tentacles: These pancakes taste like a Krabby Patty.
A closeup of a Krabby Patty shaped into a pancake with syrup and butter is shown.
Lola Loud: A Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh. I guess I only know how to cook Krabby Patties. I need Lincoln to get the cookbook.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I was afraid of this. Go down to the bookstore and pick up the breakfast cookbook I ordered. You need to expand your repertoire a bit, Mr. Lincoln.
Slide transition cuts to a store simply named “Store.”
Lincoln Loud: *walks towards it*
The scene then cuts to Lincoln approaching the front counter with Blue Rectangular Prism Cashier reading a book.
Lincoln Loud: Hello! I'm here to pick up a cookbook for Mr. Krabs!
Blue Rectangular Prism Cashier: Well, of course, sir! *looks at the cookbook on the left, then a Necronomicon book on the far right, then looks on the right, then hands Lincoln the Necronomicon* Here you go.
Lincoln Loud: *takes one good look at the "cookbook"* Uh, are you sure this is the right book?
Blue Rectangular Prism Cashier: Looks right to me!
Lincoln Loud walks outside of the bookstore looking at the Necronomicon and accidentally bumps into a witch who was trying to go inside. Whoops, pardon me! *walks away*
Evil Witch: *enters the store* What a polite little hunk of cheese. *cackles* I have a book on hold, last name Witch, first name Evil.
Blue Rectangular Prism Cashier: Certainly. *takes a look at the shelf and looks on the left* Must be *grabs the breakfast cookbook* this one. Your book, lady!
Evil Witch: I forgot my spectacles. Hey buddy, you sure this is the magic book I ordered?
Blue Rectangular Prism Cashier: *shrugs* Pretty sure.
Evil Witch: Huh? If you say so. *ignites a fire with my hand, then disappears, leave a tiny flame behind*
The store catches on fire as a result of the flame catching.
Blue Rectangular Prism Cashier: Uh-oh!
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab with a "NOW SERVING BREAKFAST" banner on top of the restaurant and a "We Now Serve BREAKFAST!" banner next to it. A line of customers spreads outside the restaurant
Lincoln Loud: *walks in, then gives the cookbook to SpongeBob* Here's your cookbook, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks Lincoln! *to Mr. Krabs* I got the cookbook, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Hurry up, boy-o. Breakfast don't last all day, you know!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *salutes and dashes to the kitchen*
He opens the Necronomicon book and reads aloud the page names as he turns the page.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Love potions, summoning demons, the undead and you. *turns to a breakfast page* Oh, breakfast! *reads a recipe name* "Stacks of woe." *snaps fingers* That must mean pancakes. This book sure calls for some weird ingredients. *pops from the order window* Mr. Krabs, do we have any zombie teeth, dragon's breath, eye of newt?
Lola Loud: *looks at SpongeBob with a concerned expression all the
Mr. Krabs: *looks at my customers with an uneasy expression*
Builderman: Well there should be some in the back of the freezer.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *dashes away offscreen*
Lola Loud: Really?
Builderman: What? I can't pass up a sale.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks out of the freezer with the ingredients in a box* Found 'em! *opens the book and reads a direction* "Must be cooked in an iron cauldron?" Ooh, classy. *walks up to a dresser* I think there's one in here somewhere. *opens up a very long drawer* Oh, there you are! *grabs the cauldron and places it on wood, lights the wood on fire with a match and places a blue crab's arm, a bat's wing, eyeballs, worms and a green hand into a boiling green substance, then stirs it all together with my spatula*
A green skull cloud comes out screaming, and a plate of pancakes comes out of the cauldron flying with a green glow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, they're glorious. *walks out of the kitchen with the plate of pancakes*
Mr. Krabs: Hmm, looks tasty. *plucks a fork into a pancake* Mr. Squidward, you're up again! *shoves the pancake into Squidward's mouth, to which he swallows*
Squidward Tentacles: Say, these are pretty good!
Mr. Krabs: Breakfast is... *holds up the plate*
The camera pans to a bird's eye view of the inside restaurant.
Mr. Krabs: ...served!
Everyone in the line cheers.
Mr. Krabs: There it is. A rotten Krabby Patty.
Lola Loud: *sniffs it* Ew! A rotten Krabby Patty?
Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty, stinky garlic and rotten egg.
Lola's left eye twitches when she hears that last ingredient, and she lets out a bloodcurdling scream so loud, some birds fly out of the trees. She then shakes the cure and the "rashes" off of her body.
Lola Loud: *eats rotten Krabby Patty* Ha, what do you know? It tastes good. *chuckles*
The stinky breath comes right out of Lola’s mouth.
Customers: Ew! Gross!
Mr. Krabs: Let's see your mouth. *checks Lola’s mouth*
Screen cuts to close up of Lola's mouth, her disgusting teeth are rotten and the woman screams in the background.
Mr. Krabs: Oh no, what have I done?! I gave you rotten Krabby Patty and your teeth are disgusting! You need to brush your teeth, Lola!
Lola Loud: My teeth!
An eye pops up on Squidward's forehead. Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob serving oatmeal to a customer.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your oatmeal, sir.
Customer: *takes a spoonful* Mmm! Deliciously bland.
Green tentacles grow from his head as it crawls away, but he continues eating the oatmeal.
Bubble Bass: *in my Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy pajamas* I woke up before noon for this? Where is my morning sustenance?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks up with a plate of waffles* Your waffles.
Bubble Bass: *grabs the entire plate and devours it* A meal most toothsome. *swallows* Time to pay for my repast. *reaches for my back pocket for the money*
The back pocket turns into a mouth and bites Bubble Bass' hand.
Bubble Bass Ow! Egad, my hindquarters has gone rogue!
Lady Upturn: *slices a jam-covered bagel and bites into it, resulting in my head and butt to grow wings and fly away* I am beyond offended.
A husband takes a bite of waffles and turns into a waffle werewolf, and he howls. The camera pans to a lady takes a bite of a cinnamon roll and her body turns into one in resemblance of a snake, and she hisses. The camera pans to a customer biting into a cream bagel, to which he turns into one and rolls into one. SpongeBob walks out of the kitchen with a parfait.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Who ordered the par- *notices the customers' conditions* ...fait?
A shot of all of the customers freaking out is shown.
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, it's the curse.
Yellow Rectangle: Just look at them.
Squidward Tentacles: *eyes grow around my body* Of course.
Mr. Krabs: *bursts out of my office and sees the cream bagel customer being chased by Bubble Bass' butt* SpongeBob! What the ham and eggs is going on around here?
SpongeBob! SquarePants: *walks up to Mr. Krabs with the parfait* Oh, I don't think I've got the hang of this breakfast thing, Mr. Krabs.
Roblox: To the bridge, everyone!
The parfait grows legs and runs away from the platter. Screen cuts to the bridge.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Roblox, Builderman, Lincoln, Lola and Lynn Loud Sr.: *runs to the bridge*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *gets nervous* Okay, careful. Follow me.
He steadily starts going across the bridge until one of the wood planks he steps on breaks in two, causing him to slip through and cling onto the ropes, almost plummeting.
Roblox: Mr. Loud!
Builderman: Oh, no!
Lincoln Loud: Dad!
Mr. Krabs: *gasps*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *flails my legs around as he tries to lift himself back up*
He successfully does.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *relieved* Whew.
Squidward Tentacles: Okay, I am not crossing that. *crosses my arms* I'd rather take my chances with 1x1x1x1.
The others immediately book it and start going across the bridge.
Squidward Tentacles: *shrieks*
He sees 1x1x1x1 closing in on him and gets on the bridge too.
Squidward Tentacles: Put me down!
The heroes start crossing the bridge, but then they notice the goats started to gnaw on the rope holding it together.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He's gonna break the bridge! Run!
They hurry across the bridge as fast as they can, but 1x1x1x1 manages to cut the rope, causing the rest of the bridge to collapse. SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Yellow, Red, Roblox, Lincoln, Lola and Lynn Sr. hold on for dear life as the bridge hits the cliff on the other side.
Roblox: Alright, stay calm. We need to use the bridge as a ladder to get back up.
Lola Loud: Make way! *climbs up on top*
Squidward Tentacles: Hey!
Lola Loud: Beauty before age *climbs up the bridge*
As SpongeBob, Squidward, Yellow, Red, Roblox, Lincoln, Lola and Lynn Sr. make their way back up, too. Eventually, Mr. Krabs is the next one to climb up the bridge and onto the cliff.
Mr. Krabs: Phew. That was a close one.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, where's Builderman?
Screen cuts to Builderman down the bridge.
Builderman: Where is everybody?
1x1x1x1: Going somewhere, Builderman?
Builderman: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: Come on, Builderman. You can do it.
Red Rectangle: Go Builderman.
1x1x1x1: You're going down, Builderman. *throws a ban hammer at Builderman*
1x1x1x1's ban hammer is about to hit Builderman to make him fall down to death.
Builderman: Aw, dang it.
1x1x1x1's ban hammer hits Builderman making him fall down to death.
Builderman: *screams to death with whistling noise*
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOO—
Screen cuts to Builderman's tombstone.
Red Rectangle: He's gone! *sobs*
Mr. Krabs: Don't cry, me boy.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *reads tombstone* Builderman. Rip. We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Builderman. He died disappointed. *leaves*
Roblox: I miss my friend, Builderman.
Mr. Krabs: Builderman never should have taken them at Roblox HQ.
Red Rectangle: Yeah. He just wanted to make our memories together.
Mr. Krabs: At least, he's gone. Builderman died a few hours ago.
Red Rectangle: *tears up* I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs! This is all my fault!
He breaks down sobbing, who returns it. Mr. Krabs now feels guilty.
Mr. Krabs: Actually, Red, this is all my fault. I didn't want Builderman to die, so I sabotaged him. And I gave Lola a rotten Krabby Patty.
Red Rectangle: *angrily* Mr. Krabs, how could you! That breath is disgusting!
Mr. Krabs: I tried to make a rotten Krabby Patty so Lola ate it. I'm sorry.
Yellow Rectangle: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Since Builderman is dead. We have to stick together, we can get us out of it. Right, guys?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!
Roblox: *walks into Necro-Tower HQ* I’d say we fight 1x1x1x1! The Necro-Tower HQ must be, uh... *eagerly points* This way!
Slide transition cuts to the Evil Witch's house.
Evil Witch: *reads the directions on Mr. Krabs' cookbook* A cup of milk? Two eggs? A loaf of bread? And kelp sugar? Eh, all right. *puts the ingredients in a cauldron* Shoo.
A plate of French toast floats up.
Evil Witch: French toast? *taps my wand in the green substance and hash browns, quiche, and huevos rancheros float up* Hash browns? Quiche? Huevos rancheros? What the heck? What's wrong with this blasted spellbook? *grabs the cookbook and reads the name* "Uncle Jimmy's Breakfast Magic"? It's a cookbook! Oh... I better find out who got my spell book, and fast.
The plate of quiche bumps into her arm.
Evil Witch: Huh? Right...
The wand transforms into a form.
Evil Witch: ...after I finish my quiche.
Slide transition cuts back to inside the Krusty Krab in Necro-Tower HQ, where the customers are still in the breakfast transformations with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in worry.
Squidward Tentacles: Why is this happening?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe all the weird stuff I've been cooking caused all of this.
Squidward Tentacles: *looks at him unamused*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *chuckles nervously*
1x1x1x1 appears in the Krusty Krab kitchen and the Necronomicon book flies out the order window.
Yellow Rectangle: Would explain the cauldron too. *points to the Necronomicon flying* And the flying cookbook.
The cookbook flies to the front of the restaurant and emits a green light, which grabs various breakfast items to create a body.
Lincoln Loud: 1x1x1x1 is using the cookbook to create tasty breakfast treats to create a monster!
The cookbook roars and everyone in the restaurant screams.
1x1x1x1: *laughs evilly* I’m in control now!
The Evil Witch appears with a purple cloud emit.
Evil Witch: Oh, so this is where my spell book went.
The breakfast monster kicks barrels and a table away, breaks off another table and throws it at SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Yellow, Red, Roblox, Lincoln, Lola and Lynn Sr. - which they duck.
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a customer! Take her order, Squidward.
Evil Witch: Uh, thanks, but I couldn't eat another bite! *belches* I'm here to swap book with ya. I think my spell book got mixed with your cookbook. But first, I better take care of this foodie fiasco. *casts lighting with my hand* Flippity floppity, food!
The breakfast monster creates a waffle shield and blocks the attacks. Maple syrup emits from the monster's mouth and it sprays some at the witch.
Evil Witch: *gets splashed by the syrup and hits a wall*
1x1x1x1: Now, I got you, evil witch!
Evil Witch: Ah Not maple syrup! I'm sticky. So sticky! Hey you, the spongy kid with the wand!
Squidward Tentacles: That's a spatula.
SpongeBob SquarePants: My wand!
Evil Witch: Well, I'll lend you some of my *ignites lighting from my wand* magic!
The lighting hits SpongeBob, which transforms him into a wizard.
Evil Witch: The only way to stop breakfast is with its mortal enemy -- dinner!
Yellow and Red Rectangle: Go SpongeBob go! Go SpongeBob go! Go SpongeBob go!
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, what's your spell?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I can do dinner. Pippity poppity pot roast!
A pot of vegetable stew appears, and he hits it at the monster.
Breakfast monster: *floats up and clouds*
The winds surround him. He grabs Bubble Bass, Lady Upturn, four other customers, Squidward and Lola into his mouth.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Squidward is not part of a balanced breakfast, a triple-decker Krabby Patty.
The breakfast monster roars at him.
SpongeBob SquarePants: With...
The sandwich appears.
SpongeBob SquarePants: ...cheese! *hits it with my spatula* Wah!
The sandwich propels into the breakfast monster's mouth, and he swallows it.
Breakfast monster: Mmmm!
Suddenly, the monster starts making goofy poses and explodes. The spell book falls onto the floor and spits everyone back out. Necro-Tower HQ is about to explode.
Builderman: Yay! I'm alive! I'm alive!
Squidward Tentacles: *groans*
As SpongeBob fades back to normal.
Squidward Tentacles: I need a vacation...
Evil Witch: *grabs my spell book*
Lynn Loud Sr.: This tower is about to explode.
Mr. Krabs: To the Krusty Krab RV.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Evil Witch, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Roblox, Builderman, Lincoln, Lola and Lynn Loud Sr.: *runs out of Necro-Tower HQ to the Krusty Krab RV*
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, drive!
Mr. Krabs: *drives the Krusty Krab RV*
Screen cuts back inside Necro-Tower HQ.
1x1x1x1: Uh oh! This can't be good!
Screen cuts outside Necro-Tower HQ, then the nuclear explodes destroying the tower. Necro-Tower HQ is completely destroyed by the nuclear explosion.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You did it, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I did!
Roblox: Builderman, you're alive. I thought you were a goner.
Builderman: Yeah, I believe I fell that bridge broke.
Lynn Loud Sr.: We'll never go to Necro-Tower HQ again.
Builderman: What do you mean? We loved Necro-Tower HQ in the Krusty Krab.
Evil Witch: Hey kid, *hands SpongeBob the correct cookbook* do you wanna be my apprentice?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *takes the cookbook*
Evil Witch: You got a real knack for magic!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks, but the only magic I need is the delicious taste of a Krabby Patty.
Evil Witch: *shrugs* Eh. *opens the Necronomicon and takes out a patty* A patty? It's a little early for me. Unless... *puts two waffles in between the patty and takes a bite* Mmm, a Krabby waffle. *disappears with purple clouds*
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a Krabby waffle, eh? I have another brilliant idear! We will no longer be serving breakfast! From now on, the Krusty Krab will be serving "brinner."
Yellow Rectangle: Oooh, the breakfast-dinner duo!
Mr. Krabs: And this time, I picked up the new cookbook myself.
The "cookbook" is actually a possessed ghost book that forms into a face.
Mr. Krabs: *drops the book*
The green lighting emits into the sky with dark clouds and a green portal forming. A giant skeleton with green hair comes from the portal and green ghouls comes from his mouth and into the Krusty Krab RV.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, we've got customers!
The screen irises out in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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