Siontix Sisters

'Siontix Sisters' refers to the cross-series trio of Chiya Flower, Tomako Angel, and Suri Yaktosh, all of whom share in common their statuses as young women and protagonists of their respective stories.
Interactions between the three characters follow no actual canon and assumes a 4th wall break dimension where F-Zero: Seppuku, EngelReise, and Shrouded Piety share a universe. The Siontix Sisters tend to star in these situations , with Chiya assuming an out-of-character egotist who seeks to establish a domineering relationship over Tomako and Suri. Tomako in this reality maintains much of her canon traits, but acts as the central target of Chiya and sometimes a foil to her as well. Suri in this reality assumes a surreal, comedic character who tends not to take anything seriously, and is at times allied with Tomako in defending against Chiya's ego schemes.
The cancelled Siontix Realm publication known as the 'Siontix Newsletter' was to feature a weekly feature called 'Siontix Brawl' which would have presented the reader with football/soccer writings with the casts of all three stories playing ball. Chiya was the team captain of Team Sigmund, with Suri and Tomako being part of her team. As there was only one published edition of the Siontix Newsletter, by extension, there has only been one published Siontix Brawl episode:
The Big Three
It was a great day in the egoistic metropolis of OnePointSixVille. Past the city hall and across Main Street, a stadium of amazing size and quality stood before its people. The stadium wasn’t as good as the Dallas Cowboys’, but at least it was better than the Oakland Raiders’ stadium.
The grass was finely cut, the white and purple logo of Siontix in the center, and two teams ready to play ball. Team Sigmund, white and blue, led by Coach Sigmund ‘the Great’ and captained by Chiya Flower. Team Seppuku, black and red, led by Coach L.T. Seppuku and captained by Rose Flower—or ‘Dark Rose.’ Both teams were prepping up for friendly war.
In the girls’ locker room for Team Sigmund, an enthusiastic Suri Yaktosh—clothed in a white shirt and blue shorts—worked on her shoelaces. With a sly grin, she looked up at her comrade.
“Hey, you know what’d be funny? If Rose went bowling.”
Also tying her shoes, Tomako Angel glanced up with a puzzled face. “Why would that be funny?”
Suri snickered and looked away, “Because, she’d be having a Rose Bowl.” The Imperian merely blinked at her, silenced by the joke. “You know, the Rose Bowl? Football?”
“I- I don’t watch football,” Tomako responded.
With closed eyes, Suri crossed her arms and looked away, “Well, that joke died then.”
Just then, coming down the center of the locker room, both ladies were confronted by Ms. Sunshine herself. With her sapphire eyes and almost inhumanly happy smile, Chiya Flower hopped up and cheered.
“Whoo! Team Sigmund, let’s go! Go team!” Suri and Tomako mutually blinked at the cheerful Mysterian. Chiya approached the two and clapped her hands. “Are you two ready for some action!?”
Both Suri and Tomako exchanged brief glances before sending Chiya even duller expressions. Soon enough, the Mysterian closed her eyes, having caught onto a slight bit of tension.
“Okay, okay, I get it…” Chiya answered. “But you must understand, I had the spotlight. I had to give the viewers what they wanted.”
Suri quirked her mouth, “I had to sit in reserve for almost two years while you danced.”
Chiya puckered her lips while nodding, then turned to Tomako. The Imperian lowered her brows at Suri and said, “Oh, please, Suri. I’ve been put on hold for almost three years.” Her face became shocked. “I- I was originally told that I would begin my journey in December of 2013… H- How does someone miscalculate so badly..?”
Suri grinned, “Siontix is not good at math.”
Chiya chuckled, “Girls, girls, girls. You can’t deny that you’ve benefited from sitting on the bench. Just look at everything you’ve learned while watching me.” Suri and Tomako exchanged glances again, somewhat skeptical of Chiya’s point. “Because you sat and watched me, you now know what not to do to enrage your peers, how to speak more intelligent lines, and of course, you had a fun time!”
Tomako nodded in agreement, but with a raised finger, “But why did you hold us up for so long with redundant scenes and episodes?”
Chiya turned her eyes into cute slits, “I assure you, all of my adventures were important for the readers to experience.”
Suri raised her brows, “What about the chapter where you are trapped by the Master Hand?”
A joyful smile was returned, “As far as Siontix and I are concerned… that never happened!”
Tomako shrugged, “What about the chapter where you mistake a car ring for an engagement ring?”
The Mysterian answered, “It’s important, because it was funny, and-”
Suri interrupted, “The chapter where Seppuku discovers your sketchbook full of naked-”
“Th- That chapter was important because it clarified that my relationship with Earl was so strong that-”
Tomako added, “Hey, what of that chapter where your cat is going wild, and then it’s discovered that he isn’t neutered. Then you decline to neuter him-”
Chiya flapped her arms and panicked, “Spoilers!” She returned to her happy expression seconds later. “The point is, we’re all sharing the spotlight now, and we’ve all benefited from each other in many ways.”
The girls all nodded to this.
“An admirable note,” said Tomako.
With a hand in the middle, Chiya opened up for a team chant. “So what say you, ladies? Let’s work together and give everyone a show—together!”
Tomako placed her hand over Chiya’s and smiled, “Let’s go get them. Suri?”
The Crimean stood up and joined them, “I will knock them dead with my great jokes.”
“Team Sigmund!” Chiya cheered.
“Team Sigmund,” Suri complimented.
“Team… Sy—e—eh… yeah…”