May the Best Pet Win!

musical guest - OK Go
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
"Audience is applauding and the hosts are wearing animal costumes"
Henry & June: Thank you, Thank you so much!
Henry: ha ha!
June: Welcome to the first annual Pet-a-thon. We're raising money today for Pets Who Were Poorly. And here's your host
Henry & June: Betty anne Bongo!
(a burping sound heard and the duo screams)
Betty anne Bongo: Animal crackers in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one
In every bowl of soup I see
Lions and Tigers watching me
I make 'em jump right through a hoop
Those animal crackers in my… uh…
Henry: soup!
Sean: Elke Sommer sang that on The Muppet Show back in 1979
Didi: I know, it makes me laugh
(the duo latter out their animal costumes)
June: The canned laughter is stuck! It's gone miles.
Betty anne Bongo: [laughs, then goes to phone bank] Let's say hello to our Pet-a-thon phone bank! We collected some neighborhood randos to sit by and take your calls and pledges. Today's goal is to raise a thousand hundred dollars to get every animal to feel better. Hey! Let's check the tote board to see how much money we've raise so far. [It shows that so far they've made a total of $100.] Right then, Let's check in with the Canadian siblings in the backyard. They're gonna do a stunt to help us raise money. Take it away, Marc Weiner!
Marc Weiner: I'm here at the beach where Sean and Didi will attempt a frightening and stupid set of daredevil stunts on what looks like an obstacle course built by a stark raving lunatic. Oh, and here's our future casualty now. What are you doin' there?
Sean: I'm making out my will.
Didi: Nobody gets nothin'!
Marc Weiner: Ah-ha, the elderly. Here’s action league now.
Betty anne Bongo: We'll have more action league later on. Right now, I'd like to bring out one of the reasons why we're doing this telethon. Say hello to Erica!
Erica: Thank you, miss b.
Betty anne Bongo: Now tell us your pathetic story
Erica: Yes, well, you see, it was being active and does a front-flip, the puppy was making cute barking sounds 
Betty anne Bongo: Ladies and gentlemen, The electronic toy puppy! 
Henry & June: Hooray! 
Betty anne Bongo: Let's clap for the toy puppy!
Everyone: Yay puppy!
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...What a wonderful day, Life With Loopy....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Betty anne Bongo: [slides in] Woohoo! One penny on the way to our goal. Keep those calls, letters, and psychic messages coming in. Oh, psychic message coming in from the beach. And Marc Weiner.
Marc Weiner: You're now looking at the rope. The time is getting closer when the Canadian siblings will sacrifice themselves in order to help pets to feel better.
Sean: What's this about pets?
Didi: you know, that wolf dog has got a sour tail?
Marc Weiner: [laughs] Oh, what a relic. Back to you, young lady.
Betty anne Bongo: Thanks, Marc! Now here’s the next cartoon, Life With Loopy
Henry: Here's a little something we like to call
June: our next cartoon!
Betty anne Bongo: Looks like we're nearing the end of our Pet-a-thon for Pets Who Were Poorly. 
Yes, and it’s always very exciting for us when our musical guest has a song for you because it means they are here to perform for us, and it gives me great pleasure, OK Go!
OK Go: Sit back,
Matter of fact,
Teasing, toying, turning, chatting,
Charming, hissing, playing the crowd
Play that song again
Another couple Klonopin,
A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow
Oh such grace,
Oh such beauty, 
And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice
Oh darling,
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
I should,
I wish I could
Maybe if you were, I would
A list of standard issue regrets
One last eighty proof,
Slouching in the corner booth, 
Baby it's as good as it gets
Oh such grace,
Oh such beauty,
So precious, suspicious, and charming and vicious,
Oh darling, 
You're a million ways,
Oh darling, 
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
Oh darling,
Oh darling, you're a million ways
Oh darling,
Oh darling you're a million ways,
Oh
Oh darling,
Oh darling you're a million ways to be
Oh oh oh oh
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be
Cruel
Betty anne Bongo: Thank you, everyone, for making this Pet-a-thon a huge success! Can someone please call a Dumbbell?!
Everyone: [mishearing a word] Okay! You're a dumbbell!
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