風が吹けば人類が終わる (Kaze ga Fukeba Jinrui ga Owaru)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ある日、強い風が吹いた 	Aru hi, tsuyoi kaze ga fuita 	One day, a fierce wind blew,
砂を巻き上げる春の嵐 	Suna o makiageru haru no arashi 	A spring storm that sent sand flying
2人の男がこの風の中 	Futari no otoko ga kono kaze no naka 	And two men, inspired by this wind,
何かを思いついた 	Nanika o omoitsuita 	Came up with an idea...
 	 	
極悪科学者集団のボス 	Gokuaku kagakusha shuudan no bosu 	The boss of the Scientists of Villainy
他人の犬を逃がすほど性根の腐った悪津くん 	Hito no inu o nigasu hodo shoune no kusutta Akuzu-kun 	Was Akuzu, so rotten he would let loose people's dogs
その豊富な知識と柔軟な発想力で 	Sono houfu na chishiki to juunan na hassouryoku de 	With his abundant knowledge and creativity,
お誕生日を台無しにする装置を発明！ 	O-tanjoubi o dainashi ni suru souchi o hatsumei! 	He invented a machine to ruin birthday parties!
 	 	
炭火焼じゃ満足いかず 	Sumi-hiyaki ja manzoku izaku 	Unsatisfied with burning charcoal,
ビル火焼きや寺火焼きにも挑む森さん 	Biru-hiyaki ya tera-hiyaki ni mo idomu Mori-san 	Mori dared to burn down towers and temples
お誕生日を台無しにする装置を利用し 	O-tanjoubi o dainashi ni suru souchi o riyoushi 	She used the machine that ruined birthdays
心とかがガサつく焼き鳥を発明！ 	Kokoro toka ga gasatsuku yakitori o hatsumei! 	And invented yakitori that soured hearts!
 	 	
タイムスリップしてからというもの 	Taimu surippu shite kara toiu mono 	Ever since he found himself time-warped,
「男？(笑)」と聞かれがちな小野妹子 	"Otoko?" to kikaregachi na Ono no Imouto 	Ono no Imoto was laughed at, asked "Are you a man?"
心とかがガサつく焼き鳥を利用し 	Kokoro toka ga gasatsuku yakitori o riyoushi 	He used the yakitori that soured hearts
チャックを観音開きさせる羊を発明！ 	Chakku o kannonbirakisaseru hitsuji o hatsumei! 	And invented sheep that pull open zippers!
 	 	
羊・ヤギ・ラクダ 	Hitsuji yagi rakuda 	Sheep, goats, camels,
笑顔で走るガキの毛狩りが生きがい　利根さん 	Egao de hashiru gaki no tekari ga ikigai Tone-san 	Happily-playing brats, Tohne hunted the fur from them all
チャックを観音開きさせる羊を利用し 	Chakku o kannonbirakisaseru hitsuji o riyoushi 	She used the sheep that pull open zippers
不快な音に変換して伝える糸を発明！ 	Fukai na oto ni henkan shite tsutaeru ito o hatsumei! 	And invented a string that makes sounds unpleasant!
 	 	
バンドをやりたかったのに 	Bando o yaritakatta no ni 	Though he wanted to play in a band,
"ドレミファソラシド"の順を覚えられなかった加賀くん 	"Do re mi fa so ra shi do" no jun o oboerarenakatta Kaga-kun 	Kaga couldn't even remember the order of "do re mi fa so si la"
不快な音に変換して伝える糸を利用し 	Fukai na oto ni henkan shite tsutaeru ito o riyoushi 	He used the string that makes sounds unpleasant
クチャクチャ食べてるみたいな音のギターを発明！ 	Kuchakucha tabeteru mitai na oto no gitaa o hatsumei! 	And invented a guitar that sounds like noisy munching!
 	 	
部下達が積み重ねた研究を見つめほくそ笑む悪津くん 	Buka-tachi ga tsumikasaneta kenkyuu o mitsume hokusoemu Akuzu-kun	Akuzu grinned as he looked upon the research of his subordinates;
クチャクチャ食べてるみたいな音のギターを利用し 	Kuchakucha tabeteru mitai na oto no gitaa o riyoushi 	He used the guitar that sounds like noisy munching
知能が5歳のオウム並になる曲を発明！ 	Chinou ga go-sai no oumu nami ni naru kyoku o hatsumei! 	And invented a song to make people dumb as a 5-year-old parrot!
 	 	
信じられますか？たった1つの風が 	Shinjiraremasu ka? Tatta hitotsu no kaze ga 	Can you believe it? That with just a single breeze,
世界を滅ぼすだなんてことを 	Sekai o horobosu da nante koto o 	The world could be brought to ruin?
悪津くんの組織は全ての人類に 	Akuzu-kun no soshiki wa subete no jinrui ni 	Akuzu's organization came up with a plot
この曲を聴かせる作戦を立てた！ 	Kono kyoku o kikaseru sakusen o tateta! 	To play their song to all of mankind!
 	 	
正義の科学者集団のボス 	Seigi no kagakusha shuudan no bosu 	The boss of the Scientists of Justice
顔の数で仏を凌ぐ優しさ　正木くん 	Kao no kazu de hotoke o shinogu yasashisa Masaki-kun 	Was Masaki, statistically kinder than the Buddha
その豊富な知識と柔軟な発想力で 	Sono houfu na chishiki to juunan na hassouryoku de 	With his abundant knowledge and creativity,
お誕生日をお手伝いする装置を発明！ 	O-tanjoubi o o-tetsudai suru souchi o hatsumei! 	He invented a machine to aid in birthday parties!
 	 	
安全で美味しい鶏肉に 	Anzen de utsukushii toriniku ni 	To the cause of safe, delicious chicken,
生涯と旦那の尊厳を捧げる庄治さん 	Shougai to danna no songen o sasageru Shouji-san 	Shoji dedicated her life and her husband
お誕生日をお手伝いする装置を利用し 	O-tanjoubi o o-tetsudai suru souchi o riyoushi 	She used the machine to aid in birthday parties
人の痛みが理解できる焼き鳥を発明！ 	Hito no itami ga rikai dekiru yakitori o hatsumei! 	And invented yakitori that understood people's pain!
 	 	
ヨーグルトでカルボナーラを作り 	Yooguruto de karubonaara o tsukuri 	That time he made carbonara with yogurt,
コクのある後悔を味わう矢部くん 	Koku no aru koukai o ajiwau Yabe-kun 	Yabe had tasted a regret most foul
人の痛みが理解できる焼き鳥を利用し 	Hito no itami ga rikai dekiru yakitori o riyoushi 	He used the yakitori that understood people's pain
乳が(胃カメラより)美味しい羊を発明！ 	Chichi ga (ikamera yori) oishii hitsuji o hatsumei! 	And invented sheep with tasty milk (compared to a gastroscopy)!
 	 	
オシャレと動物を愛して 	Oshare to doubutsu o aishite 	A lover of fashion and animals,
毛先とアリゲーターを遊ばせる畑さん 	Kesaki to arigeetaa o asobaseru Hata-san 	Hata played with her hair and with alligators
乳が(胃カメラより)美味しい羊を利用し 	Chichi ga (ikamera yori) oishii hitsuji o riyoushi 	She used the sheep with tasty milk (compared to a gastroscopy)
麗しく芳香で体温で溶ける糸を発明！ 	Uruwashiku houkou de taion de tokeru ito o hatsumei! 	And invented a thread that melts by perfume or temperature!
 	 	
学生時代妙にモテた 	Gakuseijidai myou ni moteta 	Puzzled by their popularity in his school days,
"ちょっと悪い男"を未だに許せない馬場くん 	"Chotto warui otoko" o mada ni yurusenai Haba-kun 	Haba still wouldn't forgive those "kinda bad guys"
麗しく芳香で体温で溶ける糸を利用し 	Uruwashiku houkou de taion de tokeru ito o riyoushi 	He used the thread that melts by perfume or temperature
シロアリも慈しむほど心が澄むギターを発明！ 	Shiroari mo itsukushimu hodo kokoro ga sumu gitaa o hatsumei! 	And invented a heart-soothing guitar that even termites love!
 	 	
部下たちが積み重ねた研究を見つめ微笑んだ正木くん 	Buka-tachi ga tsumikasaneta kenkyuu o mitsume hohoenda Masaki-kun	Masaki smiled looking upon the research of his colleagues;
シロアリも慈しむほど心が澄むギターを利用し 	Shiroari mo itsukushimu hodo kokoro ga sumu gitaa o riyoushi 	He used the heart-soothing guitar that even termites love
清く正しく優しくなれる曲を発明！ 	Kiyoku tadashiku yasashiku nareru kyoku o hatsumei! 	And invented a song to make people pure, kind, and noble!
 	 	
信じられますか？たった1つの風が 	Shinjiraremasu ka? Tatta hitotsu no kaze ga 	Can you believe it? That with just a single breeze,
世界を救うだなんてことを 	Sekai o sukuu da nante koto o 	The world could be saved?
改心した悪津くんと全ての人類に 	Kaishin shita Akuzu-kun to subete no jinrui ni 	Akuzu was reformed, and together they made a plan
この曲を聴かせる作戦を立てた！ 	Kono kyoku o kikaseru sakusen o tateta! 	To play their song to all of mankind!
 	 	
今では家族ぐるみのお付き合い 	Ima dewa kazoku gurumi no o-tsukiai 	They have family meetings now,
先週は一緒に海にも行った 	Senshuu wa issho ni umi ni mo itta 	And last week, they went to the beach,
だが悪津くんは聴いたフリをしてただけで 	Daga Akuzu-kun wa kiita furi o shiteta dake de 	But Akuzu was only pretending to listen;
まだ性根はがっつり腐っていた 	Mada shoune wa gattsuri kusatteita 	He was still rotten to the core...
 	 	
CDをこっそりすり替えて 	CD o kossori surikaete 	He secretly swapped the CDs,
作戦開始のカウントダウン 	Sakusen kaishi no kauntodaun 	And as the plan's countdown began,
正木くんに告げる 	Masaki-kun ni tsugeru 	He informed Masaki:
「騙されたようだな！」 	"Damasareta you da na!" 	"Looks like I've tricked you!"
 	 	
「資金集めのため正義のフリをしてただけだ！ 	"Shikin atsume no tame seigi no furi o shiteta dake da! 	"I only ever pretended to be good to get funding!
誰も気づいちゃいないがうちの組織は 	Dare mo kidzuichainai ga uchi no soshiki wa 	No one so much as noticed, but our organization
ろくなものを作ってない！ 	Roku na mono o tsukuttenai! 	Never made a single decent thing!
利用させてもらったぞ 	Riyou sasete moratta zo 	We just took everything!
世界を滅ぼすのは俺じゃボケが！」 	Sekai o horobosu no wa ore ja boke ga!" 	I'LL be the one to destroy the world, fool!!"
 	 	
破滅のメロディーが流れる 	Hametsu no merodii ga nagareru 	The melody of destruction played,
風が吹いただけなのに 	Kaze ga fuita dake nano ni 	And all because the wind blew...
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*壊れた世界で花を抱く (Kowareta Sekai de Hana wo Daku)
==External Links==
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