Hall of Shame

==Characters==
ShubieSusieNat PetersonBaby BillyPatty RechidMartha SmithPilarNancy Suzy FishFrankFredSadie RechidMabelLennyTina FranSallySally's BabyIsabelMonroeTommy RechidShellyTylerTaylorBilly (brown fish)Billy (lime fish)Sally's DaughterPerch PerkinsFemale ReporterOther ReportersCameramenNew Kelp City CoachNew Kelp City PlayersUmpireAnnouncerWomanWoman's ChildrenGlove World Employees
== Transcript ==
(Scene cuts to Susie's baseball game against New Kelp City)
Announcer: "Before we begin, it is my pleasure to announce that the coaches of New Kelp City and Bikini Bottom have officially been inducted into the state high school softball hall of fame! Bikini Bottom's coach, Shubie Peterson, currently holds the state record in virtually every offensive statistic such as most hits in a season, most home runs in a season, most RBIs in a season, most stolen bases in a season and as well as having the highest batting average in the state's history. She also led Bikini Bottom to back-to-back state championships and was named the state's player of the year during her junior and senior seasons."
Fred(whispers to Sadie): "Too bad Susie will never be as good as her mom. She stinks!" Fred and Sadie laugh. Susie frowns.
Announcer: "The New Kelp City coach is currently in the top ten in several offensive categories and led two great New Kelp City teams that narrowly lost to Mrs. Peterson's Bikini Bottom team in back to back state championships. Congratulations ladies! You've truly earned it!" The announcer hands the two coaches their awards and walks away.
New Kelp City Coach: "Congratulations Shubie! It's been ages since I last saw you!"
Shubie: "I know! I haven't seen you since I hit that walk-off home run against your team in the state championship."
Coach: "Ugh! Don't remind me. I knew we should've intentionally walked you that day. That state championship would've been ours. Well that's enough about the past. How are things?"
Shubie: "Things are going great! I work at the clothing department in mall now, and I help coach my daughter's baseball team."
Coach: "Same here! That's my daughter over there." The coach points at her daughter.
Martha: "Okay Isabel! It's your turn for batting practice!" Martha throws a pitch and Isabel hits it over the outfield fence.
Coach: "Wow! That was some hit! Is that your daughter?"
Shuhie: "No. My daughter is over there." Shubie points at Susie. Susie waves at her and the New Kelp City coach. A ball hits Susie in the face. Shubie gasps.
(Scene cuts to the game) A New Kelp City player swings and misses.
Umpire: "Strike three!"
Shubie: "Great job, Billy! You're doing great!" The New Kelp City coach's daughter gets up to bat. Billy throws the ball and the coach's daughter smashes it.
Announcer: "Home run! New Kelp City scores their first run of the game as Bikini Bottom's lead is now cut to 2 to 1!"
Shubie: "It's okay, Billy! Just focus one the next batter." Billy strikes out the next batter.
Umpire: "Strike three! That's three outs. Switch sides!"
Shubie: "Great job, team! Now let's get some more runs on the board! You're up first this inning, Susie." Susie takes an ice pack off of her head and walks up to the plate. New Kelp City's pitcher throws a ball, and Susie swings and misses.
Umpire: "Strike one!"
Shubie: Come on, Susie! You can do it! Keep your eye on the ball!" The pitcher throws the ball, and Susie swings again.
Umpire: "Strike two!" 
Shubie: "It's okay, Susie. Just get your bat on the ball!" The pitcher throws another pitch, and Susie hits a ground ball to the third baseman. The third baseman picks up the ball and throws it to the first baseman.
Umpire: "You're out!" Susie walks back into the dugout.
Nancy(leans over to Frank): "I told you Susie would get out. She can't get a hit to save her life! I'm telling you Frank, one day she's going to cost this team a win. She'll never be as good as Shubie was." Susie frowns.
(Scene cuts to the later in the game) A New Kelp City player hits a ground ball to Monroe. Monroe throws the ball to Isabel at first base before the New Kelp City player reaches the bag.
Umpire: "Two outs!"
Shubie: "Okay team! We just need one more out to win!" The New Kelp City coach's daughter walks up to the plate. Billy throws the ball and the coach's daughter hits the ball over the outfield fence.
Announcer: "And that's a home run with two outs in the last inning! Is this the start of a last inning rally for New Kelp City?"
Shubie: "It's okay, Billy! Don't panic! We only need one more out." Billy throws the ball. A New Kelp City player hits a ground ball to Isabel who steps on first base.
Umpire: "Out!"
Announcer: "And that's the ball game! Bikini Bottom beats New Kelp City 6 to 4!" New Kelp City's coach walks over to Shubie.
Coach: "I've got to hand it to you, Shubie. You have a really talented team! Congrats on the win!"
Shubie: "Thanks! Your daughter had a tremendous game today! 4 for 4 with two home runs! That's incredible! She's hitting the ball almost as well as you did in high school!"
Coach: "Thanks! Your daughter's not terrible either, but she's definitely not as good as you were in high school. Well it was nice seeing you again, Shubie. I'm sure we'll run into each other again in the playoffs." New Kelp City's coach walks away. Susie frowns.
(Scene cuts to Shubie driving Susie home from the game) Shubie looks into the mirror and sees that Susie looks very sad in the backseat.
Shubie: "Cheer up, Susie. I know you might not have played as well as you wanted today, but hey! We won! That's all that matters. Let's go to the Krusty Krab to celebrate!" Susie smiles.
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Susie entering the Krusty Krab) Shubie and Susie walk past Mabel, Lenny and Billy who are eating at a table.
Lenny: "Hey Shubie! Congratulations!"
Shubie: "Thanks Lenny! Why don't we sit here, Susie?" Shubie and Susie sit down at a table. A woman walks up to them.
Woman: "Hey! My family is sitting at this table! You can't just take our seats!"
Shubie: "Oh I'm so sorry, ma'am. We'll move right away." The woman gasps.
Woman: "Are you the Shubie Peterson?! I'm so sorry to bother you! Keep the table. Come on, kids! Let's find another place to sit."
Shubie: "Are you sure?"
Woman: "Oh yeah. Anything for the greatest Bikini Bottom softball player ever! If you hadn't put up those impossible records, I would have never given up playing softball and become the engineer I am today!" The woman and her children walk away. Tina-Fran walks over to Shubie and Susie.
Tina-Fran: "Congratulations on making the hall of fame, Shubie!"
Shubie: "Thanks Tina!"
Tina: You're welcome! You know Susie, if your mother wasn't such a great softball player, we never would've won those two championships!" Tina pats Susie on the head and walks away. Susie throws her Krabby Patty on the table.
Shubie: "What's the matter, Susie? Is your patty burned?"
Susie: "No. I'm not hungry anymore."
Shubie: "Okay. Let's go home then."
(Scene cuts to Susie watching TV later that night)
Reporter: "Breaking News! Former high school softball star, Shubie Peterson, has been elected into the hall of fame! Today Shubie and former New Kelp City player...." Susie changes the channel.
Woman: "Shubie Peterson is definitely the greatest high school softball player I ever played against and might be the greatest softball player this state has ever seen." Susie changes the channel.
Announcer: "We now return to Back-to-Back the story of a Bikini Bottom softball team that miraculously won two straight state championships." Susie turns off the TV and walks into the kitchen where Shubie is changing Baby Billy's diaper while Nat is cleaning some dishes. Shubie notices Susie.
Shubie: "Oh hi Susie! I'm just changing your brother's diaper. Is there something you need help with?"
Susie: "Can you help me become a better baseball player tomorrow?"
Shubie: "Of course, Susie! We can practice tomorrow morning."
(Scene cuts to Shubie, Nat and Susie practicing baseball in their front yard)
Shubie: "Here's how you should try to hit a baseball. Throw one to me, honey!" Nat pitches the ball and Shubie crushes it. The ball flies across the street and into Sadie's backyard.
Fred: "My leg!"
Shubie: "On second thought, maybe we should practice somewhere else."
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Susie at Glove World)
Susie: "Why are we here?"
Shubie: "To practice pitching of course."
Susie: "But isn't Billy our pitcher?"
Shubie: "Yeah but as coach, I could always change that and make you our new pitcher. And who better to teach you how to become a great pitcher than Ms. Rechid!"
Susie: "Don't you mean, Mrs. Rechid?"
Shubie: "No. I'm talking about Mrs. Rechid's sister." Patty Rechid walks over to Shubie and Susie.
Patty: "Hi Shubie!"
Shubie: "Ms. Rechid was our ace pitcher back when we won our two state championships. No one in the state could throw harder than her. Believe me, I was the one catching her pitches!"
Patty: "Yep, your mom and I made quite a duo back in high school. Now let's get started. One great way to practice your accuracy is by doing this." Patty, Shubie and Susie walk over to the dunk tank.
Pilar: "Hey, Shubie."
Shubie: "Pilar? What are you doing working in the dunk tank?"
Pilar: "I figured I might as well make a few bucks in the side by sitting in a tank and watching little kids miss the target."
Patty: "Okay Susie, all you need to do is aim for the target and throw the ball as hard as you can like this." Patty throws a ball and hits the target.
Pilar: "GAAAHHHH!" Pilar falls into the dunk tank.
Patty: "Now it's your turn, Susie." Patty hands Susie a bucket of balls. Susie throws a ball at the target but misses. Susie throws another ball and misses again. Susie throws a ball and it hits the target, but not hard enough to put Pilar in the dunk tank. Pilar laughs.
Patty: "You're thinking too much, Susie. On your next attempt don't think. Just throw as hard as you can." Susie picks up a ball, closes her eyes, and throws it as hard as she can.
Pilar: "OUCH! My eye!" Pilar falls into the dunk tank.
(Scene cuts to Patty, Shubie and Susie at another booth)
Patty: "This time, aim for the cans and try to knock them all down." Patty throws a ball and knocks all of the cans down. Susie picks up a ball and misses the cans. Susie picks up another ball and misses the cans again. Susie picks up a ball and knocks one can down.
Shubie: "Great job, Susie! You're making great progress." Sally walks by the stand pushing her baby in a stroller. Sally's baby starts making noises and points at the booth.
Sally: "Aw, does Mommy's little angel want to try the can game?" Sally grabs her baby and walks over to the booth. Sally hands the booth worker some money, and the booth worker hands her a ball. Sally gives her baby the ball, and the baby lightly tosses the ball at the cans. The ball hits the cans and all of them fall down. The worker gives Sally a prize. Sally takes her baby and leaves. Susie throws a ball away in frustration.
Pilar: "Ouch! My other eye!"
(Scene cuts to Patty, Shubie and Susie at a different booth)
Patty: "In this game, you have to throw a dart at one of the balloons and pop it." Patty throws a dart at the balloon and it pops. Susie picks up a dart and throws a dart at a balloon. The dart bounces off the balloon and it flies away.
Pilar: "Ouch! My butt!" Patty looks at her watch.
Patty: "Welp, I'm out of ideas and I have to be at an open house in 20 minutes. Bye Shubie! We'll have to meet up again sometime." Patty walks away.
Susie: "I'll never be a good pitcher!"
Shubie: "Don't worry, Susie. Not everyone is meant to be a great pitcher. I certainly wasn't. That's why I made up for my poor pitching skills by being a great hitter. Come on, Susie. Let's go home and try hitting again."
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Susie driving home) Shubie and Susie notice a mob of people are crowded in front of their house. Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "I told Nat not to tell anyone about that hundred dollar bill we found on our lawn the other day. Now everyone's here to claim it belongs to them." Shubie and Susie get out of the car and walk towards the front door.
Perch Perkins: "Oh my gosh! There she is!" The mob surrounds Shubie and Susie.
Female Reporter: "Can I get a picture for the newspaper?" The woman takes a picture.
Perch Perkins: "Would you mind answering a few questions for me?"
Female Reporter: "Hey! I was here first!"
Cameraman: "And we're live in three, two, one!"
Perch Perkins: "Hello, I'm here with two time softball state champion, Shubie Peterson, who has just been elected into the hall of fame. How does it feel to be named as an all time great?"
Shubie: "Uh… It feels great." Shubie becomes blinded by the numerous cameras and lights flashing at her.
Cameraman: "Look over here!"
Shubie: "Uh… Excuse me. I have to do something." Shubie grabs Susie and runs into the house. Shubie locks the front door.
Shubie: "Boy, there are way too many people outside! Aren't there, Susie?" Shubie closes the curtains to the windows in her house and hears Susie crying.
Shubie: "What's the matter, Susie? Did the reporters scare you?"
Susie: "No, it's not that! I'll never be as good as you in anything! I'll always be a disappointment for not being as great as you were. I'm nothing but a failure!"
Shubie: "What? You're not a disappointment to me, Susie! I don't care how good you are at anything. I only care if you enjoy playing. That's all that matters to me." Susie sniffles.
Susie: "Really?"
Shubie: "Of course! Those state titles mean nothing to me anyway. You and your little brother are the most important things in my life, and I know that your father feels the same way. I'm proud to be your mother, Susie, and I always will be."
Susie: "Thanks Mom."
Shubie: "And do you really think that I am perfect at everything? That couldn't be farther from the truth! Let me show you something." Shubie grabs Susie and brings her upstairs into her and Nat's bedroom. Shubie goes into a closet and grabs a book from one of the shelves. Shubie blows some dust off of the book.
Susie: "What's that?"
Shubie: "This is my old yearbook from high school. Do you see this picture?" Shubie points at a picture of her running in a cross country race. Susie reads the caption.
Susie: "Shubie finishes in first place in the county championship."
Shubie: "Never mind that. I was forced to do cross country in high school because I didn't make the cheerleading team freshman year. I ended up becoming one of the best girl runners Bikini Bottom has ever had, but that's besides the point. I was devastated when I didn't make the cheerleading team. All of my friends made the team except for me. And look at this picture here." Shubie points to a picture of her playing in a basketball game. Susie reads the caption.
Susie: "Shubie (number 45) scores 34 points in win against Ukulele Bottom."
Shubie: "Yep I played really well that game. See Mrs. Fishbowl sitting on the bench? She barely played that game. Instead she spent most of it watching me. I was always better than her at sports in high school, but that doesn't mean anything today! Now she makes way more money than I do! Do you think she cares that I was a better athlete than her in high school? Of course not! She's able to live her life comfortably while I more or less live paycheck to paycheck. And look at Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Rechid. Mrs. Rechid never started a single game in basketball in high school, and do you think that Mrs. Smith was ever named the state's player of the year? Heck no! But they both have a lot more money than I do, even if they didn't earn most of it themselves. The point is, not everyone is amazing at everything and things change over time. A lot of women who were considered less successful than me in high school are much more successful than I am today. Pretty soon you'll find something that you're good at too."
Susie: "Okay Mom."
Shubie: "Great. Now let's have dinner at home tonight so we aren't surrounded by that crowd of people while we eat."
(Scene ends)
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