SCP -🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃

Item #: SCP-🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃, also known as sadwater is to be contained in a molecular holding cell submerged in ARCTIC MX-4 (4 g) Premium Performance Thermal Paste in the chinese shandong province. The floors, furniture (chairs / table / floor )must be painted in hexidecimal code #575B3B bovril brown because if it isnt things will happen. posters of his favourite stimming material must be placed on the walls 500 guards must guard the holding cell at all times, equipped with the appropriate hand gun and ammo and the like. It is fundemental that no one interacts with the subject, even if he does a really cool flip. the subject must be kept out of the gay porn room at all times, additionally, all flannels in a 100 yard radius must be disposed of in the kiln. It is imperative that you never enter the kiln.
he should be named AND shamed if he gets out of line. 
Description: SCP-🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃is a humanoid type man who physically resembles dutch baller Frimpong. He is 9metric tonnes in length and weights 40 ham burgers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger, he was first discovered being sold on the illegal child stock market ring for 200 dollers and forced into slavery for 1 million years until he was dipped in the industrial daddys brown sauce vat via the big claw. It is believed this vat increased his bone structure to that ofa huge stock, bones can be found in his leg and his arms to have been created larger than that of the bones you would usually see in that of an animal of a human. Hammers have been tried on SCP-🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃to consistently good effect. It is important that you never enter the kiln. Many minerals and items can be found growing throughout his body that can be used in mana potions, commonly used in the iconic yellow soda lucosade sport, however to stop the mingers from drinking his dinnerbone he had to be neutralised and cloned to prevent depletion of this essential resource via the american governing joe biden division, as a grave consequence.. lucosade has ceased production of their original recipe, provoking a revolution in upper southern china. To stop this, sadwater had to be moved into the GSCP chinese division which is located very slightly underneath the Xinjiang internment camp, in which his aura creates a sort of sad aura that keeps the people of the country in a persistant level of glum.and. it is recommend to try and pin down and de-blood SCP-🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃regularly for comedic effect. It is important that you never enter the kiln.
bullets only work sometimes, at a rate of 50 percent to 99percent effectiveness.
== MIFFED STATUS: ==
SCP 🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃 has degreeing levels of MIFFED or angery levels:
zero miff: he is in a happy trance like state, can (and will) be hurt.
medium miffed: critical miffed like state, will begin performing his rotund manuvre. At this level, the Subject can perform multiple anomalous powers, such as.- gamite reconstruction
- crumple ray detection.
- delete 1 smell from the universe.
- can invent 1 new colour of crisps.
- ballsack rotation.
- inhumane speed 
- Sphincter bendingapocolyptic level miffed: spawns 1,000,000 million nuclear bombs. if this happened the human race will be gloomed.nothing can prevent this fate of inhuman proportions.
the dark evil level: ███ ████ ███ █ ████ ███ ███████████ ██ ███ █ ming dynasty ████████████████████████████ quavers ███in ass hole████████████ ██████ ██████████ █████████████████████████ ballsack dissection █████████████████████ world piece █████████████████████ gay independence movement. ███████explodes
== INCIDENT LOG: ==
Doctor Crinkle: SCP 🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃 you have been very naughty for the last time. 5 business days on the cock smashing machine again.
SCP 🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃 : I cant really argue with this logic 
*omminous cock crushing ambience can be heard for 5 days*
== EXPERIMENTS AND INTERACTION WITH OTHER SUBJECTS: ==
For the sake of experimentation we have put SCP 🎵🎵3 8 🍔🫃
SCP HAMBURGER:
Subject reaction: "this makes me sad please get it away from me"
SCP - SCP - 0000002:
Subect Reaction: The data for this interaction is null because the subject kept fingering him self in the asshole in the corner and didnt really notice the fish at all really.
SCP-493: 
Subject reaction: "this slime......................................... it amuses me" (fingers ass hole for another 5 minutes)
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