Rowley and the sin

253.Rowley and the SinRowley was known in his town as the village idiot. He was constantly getting into trouble and causing chaos wherever he went. One day, he found himself at the cinema with his fish friend Darwin, who was always thirsty. Darwin only had a small pot of bird seed to eat, while Rowley had an abundance of snacks that he refused to share.
As they settled in to watch the latest movie, "Buzz Catches Covid-19", Rowley greedily devoured his popcorn, nachos, crisps, sweets, chocolate, marshmallows, ice cream, burgers, hot dogs, KFC, rice and peas, a jar of bogeys, and plenty of slushies. Darwin looked on longingly, but Rowley ignored his friend's hungry gaze.
The movie was just starting to get interesting when Rowley's favorite character, James Cagney, appeared on screen. As Cagney delivered his famous line, "You dumb shit!", Rowley burst into laughter. But things took a turn for the worse when Cagney warned Buzz about the strict rules in place at the Safeway, including no jerking off, no crack, and definitely no listening to Queen.
Buzz defiantly played "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen, causing Cagney to lose his cool and the screen to suddenly go blank. The entire cinema was pissed, with people demanding refunds and shouting obscenities.
Rowley dropped his snacks in shock, while Zippy and Bungle, two seats away, exclaimed, "For fuck's sake!"The cinema staff refused to give refunds, leaving everyone in a state of disbelief. Rowley and Darwin found themselves in the midst of the chaos, unsure of what to do next. But then, an idea sparked in Rowley's mind.
With a mischievous grin, Rowley turned to Darwin and whispered, "I have a plan to get us out of here." Darwin, intrigued by his friend's sudden cleverness, listened intently as Rowley laid out his scheme.
Rowley and Darwin were tired of the same old routine of going to the cinema every weekend. So, they decided to head to the park for a change of scenery. As they made their way through the park, they came across a massive pile of horse shit. Rowley, being the mischievous one, jokingly suggested jumping in it to feel the warmth of the shit. Darwin rolled his eyes and laughed, but Rowley wasted no time in jumping right in.
As Rowley wallowed in the horse shit, Darwin shook his head in disbelief. Rowley was always up for a good laugh, no matter how gross or ridiculous it may be. Just as Darwin was resigning himself to the fact that Rowley was beyond help, they were interrupted by the sudden appearance of Frederick, the self-proclaimed most Christian person in the world.
Frederick, with a look of disdain on his face, pulled Rowley out of the pile of horse shit and took away his snacks. He berated Rowley for indulging in gluttony and committing all seven deadly sins. Rowley, unfazed by Frederick's holier-than-thou attitude,called him a fat bastard retorted with a colorful insult before bursting into laughter.
Unfortunately for Frederick, he had unknowingly wandered into the territory of Big Gay Al, who happened to be passing by. Al, thinking Frederick was making a derogatory comment about pride (referring to the LGBT community), pulled out a gun and shot Frederick in the head, killing him instantly. Rowley, still covered in horse shit, couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
As Frederick’s soul drifted into the afterlife, he was greeted not by God, but by a demon and a fiery pit of Hell. It was revealed that Frederick's love for anime was considered the unforgivable sin, and he was condemned to eternal damnation for his passion.
Rowley and Darwin, completely unfazed by the chaos that had just unfolded, decided to head back to Rowley's house to make use of his parents' extravagant water park. Since Rowley's parents were wealthy, they spared no expense in creating the ultimate water playground in their backyard. The two friends splashed around in the pool, enjoying the rest of their day without a care in the world. Rowley pulled down his pants and had a nice wee in the water. The end