Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind/Quotes

:Groundskeeper Willie: (after sending a squirrel packing) Nobody steals Willie's breakfast! (bits on the acorn he stole before being overtaken by a dozen more squirrels)
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:(Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.)
:Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
:Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
:Homer: Done.
:(Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.)
:Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.
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:Homer: Strap me in, nerd!
:Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
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:(Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.)
:Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!
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:Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
:Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. (Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.)
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:(Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.)
:Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
:Ned: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
:Homer: What did I do?
:Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
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: Homer: I'll teach you to beat up yester-me! (strangling Bart/grunting/destroying his memories)
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