Baralai 'Potatolai' Papacaliente

Baralai Papacaliente is a Mexican immigrant living in Bevelle, Spira. He's also the Praetor of New Yevon, but a taco maker in the temple's basement at night.
Uhm... His girlfriend, Lightning, tied him to a bed and forgot to feed him for almost two days. Yep.
He likes to shake his maracas when no one is looking.
Aaaaand he's a badass potato.
His companion in taco making is Rasler the wannabe mexican man. Having taken pity on the man, Baralai took him under his wing and taught him his taco making ways.
They share a similar history in running away from Mexico and settling in TumblrTown where they may [ somewhat ] freely make tacos.
Part of the reason Baralai ran away from Mexico is because he took too much liberty in shaking his maracas in public. The noise he created was a disturbance of the peace and everytime he did so - the public would consistently throw potatoes at him to shut him up. This is why now he does so while no one is looking; or when his girlfriend is in the near vicinity.
His maracas double as his mating call.
Collecting all the potatoes that were thrown at him; he became affectionately known as Potatolai because of his extensive and ingenious use of these potatoes as time went on.
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