Applejack

Applejack is a hardworking previously Earth Pony from the town of Ponyville.  The thread revolves around her ascension to alicorn status and her subsequent trials and tribulations as a princess, primarily tasked with filling out paperwork and righting wrongs from the Royal Sisters' long and passive rule.
==Story==
=== Thread 257 ===
# [1] Grand Pear and Granny Smith are horrified, the latter deathly silent, as they stare at the acid their family and many other ponies have been dunked in. As Grand Pear starts to speak, calling this the worst thing he's ever seen, the dunked ponies break the surface and scream in bloodcurdling agony. He screams as well, saying that watching them all melt is worse as they continue to scream. And scream. And scream... Granny notes that it's taking a while for them to actually melt.
# Eventually, Grand Pear asks if all of them are alright. Applejack yells that they're not, with Big Mac, Applebloom and Uncle Orange (who's not actually their blood-uncle, by the way) echoing the sentiment as their eyes burn. One of the nameless Tangerines asks what this stuff is and the Not-Madarin mare says it's citrus acid. Her henchmare, Breadbasket, laughs evilly (more like giggles) and Not-Mandarin mare reminds Uncle Orange that he is the one she wanted revenge on.
# Everyone stops and thinks back on this, with Grand Pear saying her previous declaration didn't jive with her actions. Granny questions how this will cost Uncle Orange money since the "Fella’s got money! He makes it rain every Friday, he’s got money!" Uncle Orange complains about her insinuation, but Granny points out that everyone knows what he does. Applejack tries to sort this new information out and wonders what this has to do with Uncle Orange. Someone brings up the fact that the Not-Mandarin mare called the acid 'citrus acid'. Also known as orange juice. Uncle Orange starts freaking out.
# Granny double-checks and asks if they really weren't planning to kill them. Not-Mandarin mare says of course they weren't and is offended they think she's murderer material. Breadbasket nods and details how they'd kill anyone if they actually wanted to, which everyone promptly ignores. Not-Mandarin declares that they didn't actually want to hurt anyone, pointing out that that's why the kidnapped elders weren't going to be dunked and that she just wanted to "just get your old pony stuff in it! Maybe pee a little. I was hoping for peeing..." But Big Mac, to his embarrassment, kicking the vat worked in her favor since it absolves her of doing anything to it herself. She and Breadbasket gloat over their victory, but Applejack points out that she's a princess and they just kidnapped her family.
# Later, with the guards and Peacetrotters having been called and the mares detained, Applejack tells Grand Mandarin (alongside his frowning wife) what happened. She gives him a dressing down for his part in all of this, but he brushes her blame off by saying he's had no contact with either of them and does not consider them family. He offers Applejack some of his finest mandarin spread as apology, but the Tangerines will get nothing. just as he's about to declare that the mares will never be a part of his family, Grand Pear steps in and politely asks if he can take over for Applejack.
# He goes on to say that he's old, so he's going to say what he needs to, and knows what Grand Mandarin is thinking. After advising Applebloom to close her ears and after telling Big Mac to do it when she ignores him, Grand Pear goes on to say that what Grand Mandarin was about to do would have been the biggest mistake of his life. He'll spend nights wondering what could have been until the day either of them passes away and the other receives a letter about it. He says Not-Mandarin is still his daughter regardless and that she did all of this because of him and Breadbasket's only crime is loving Not-Mandarin and following her lead.
# Grand Mandarin begins to falter when Citrus Spice (who turns out to be a mare) runs over to Not-Mandarin and declares that she just wanted to be with her and didn't care about what the other Mandarins thought, begging to be arrested as well. Grand Pear's surprised at the fiancé actually being a fiancée, and wonders if her being a mare had anything to do with all of this. Grand Mandarin grumbles about "I WANT GRAND CHILDREN DAMN IT!" but admits that he might have been too harsh as Not-Mandarin and Citrus keep crying. He asks Applejack if they could be placed under house arrest with hard labor, but she says it's not fair to the Mandarins if they just get a slap on the wrist and they lose their land.
# At that, Grand Mandarin says that it wouldn't be fair to continue the competition due to outside interference and offers to help Uncle Orange until he gets his the situation sorted out. A lot of jaws drop and Uncle Orange is extremely relieved, saying he was worried me might have to ask Applejack for a loan. Applejack asks if Grand Mandarin is sure, saying she can't make him take responsibility, which prompts him to grind his teeth, but sigh in defeat that it was the right thing to do.
# Applejack says they'd be under house arrest and asks if it's alright they live with him. He accepts to many cheers and tears. Citrus hugs him and, when Formerly-Not-Mandarin Mandarin and Breadbasket are uncuffed, he asks them to join in. They burst into tears and call him daddy before hugging him and apologizing. Grand Mandarin tells Citrus she needs to keep Not-Mandarin under control, saying that her mother, who is looking less upset now, will have to teach her how.
# Grand Pear pats his shoulder and says he did the right thing before walking off, holding back tears. Just as he tries to go his separate ways from the Apple family back to his life of penance, Applebloom calls out to him, saying that what he said to Grand Mandarin applies to him as well and that they want him back in their life. Even Granny Smith says it's time to make amends and start over. He can't hold back the tears and the newly reunited Apple-Pear family embrace.
# [2][OOCO] She gathers up Celestia, Spike, and Shining Armor who are horrified, neutral, and excited. It turns out that AJ gathered them all to address the obesity epidemic caused by all the sugar everyone is eating by trying out her new idea. Celestia is incredulous, asking "A good way to do it is an exercise video!?" Spike is still meh about it, but Shining starts doing exercise routines. Applejack notes his excitement and Celestia lets slip it's because she "bred them to be dedicated to wanting boosts of testosterone". AJ does a double-take on that, but Celestia covers her slip up and says that he's just a silly pony. AJ seems to fall for it. Spike asks for some guns and says his workouts won't necessarily work for ponies. That's why AJ brought them, so there's different representation for the video. "Let’s pump some iron and bump some booties!" Spike asks if there will be actual booty bumping, and AJ puts it as a "maybe". Shining calls dibs on Celestia, who's happy to be dibbed, and Spike expresses faux-regret over not choosing his mother figure first. He "laments" that he'll have to partner with Applejack ("the bountiful beauty" as he puts it), but she calls for everyone to get to their corners, "Out of touching range!" She declares that they're going to get the country back in shape, topping it off with a "Who's with me?". Bulk Biceps certainly is, as sown by his loud catchphrase.
# [3][OOCO] She tells Chrysalis they need to talk, to which the Changeling says they actually need to team up against "the bastards overcharging for croissants," which she complains cost five times more than regular bread despite just being curly. AJ states she's going to ignore that, but Chrysalis says that sets a dangerous precedent that will bite her. "Trust me, I know, Shiny hasn’t talked to me in a week!" Ignoring that, too, AJ asks her to explain why there's a new porno with a Changeling star going around. Chrysalis wants her to explain how she knows that. AJ is silent for a moment before asking Chrysalis if she wants to borrow the video. Chrysalis declines, saying "I live in the Hive, I find enough of those fuckers going at it just stumbling around as it is."
# [4][OOCO] Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor tell Applejack that "This is going to work out." Applejack is convinced it's not and when Twilight says that "it" is science, AJ calls it "being an idiot". Thinking AJ just doesn't understand, Twilight starts to explain how cannons work, but AJ points out that's not the problem and she's seen Pinkie Pie shoot hersef out of one so many times that she figured the mechanics out herself. She asks Twilight why she has to get shot out of the cannon if Shining's here making the shield she's getting fired into. Twilight says it's because AJ's durable, but AJ points out he's durable, too. Well, he could get her according to Twilight, and she wouldn't want that. AJ's a different story, though, and as the mare says she's reconsidering her offer to help, Twilight fires the cannon.
# [5][OOCO][CD] Following up a story where Shining asks Chrysalis for a ninja, AJ asks for one, too. Chrysalis agrees to this and a knife lodges itself in AJ's "arm". Chrysalis tells her to enjoy the fight, but AJ clarifies she wanted one for protection! "You want me to get a ninja to protect you from that ninja?" "NO!" Good since, according to Chrysalis, that would just be silly. AJ tells her to call "him" off. "Did you just assume their gender?" "CALL THEM OFF!" Finally, Chrysalis tells Changeling 42 to stop throwing knives. 42 says she meant to throw the knife way above Applejack, stating she "kinda shortarmed it", but she's not sorry since the point she wanted to make was made.
===Thread 262===
#Applejack has a question as Celestia fiercely mobilizes the army to (presumably) go after Foalington, prompting AJ to suggest they hire a General to do that for her. Celestia blows her suggestion off, stating that, this time, IT'S PERSONAL.
#Alterjack asks Applejack if she's still mad about her not mentioning Shining Armor when nobody was talking about him. In response, AJ tosses AUJ out of her office. Channeling her inner Fred Flintstone, AUJ demands to be let in.
#A Guard wants Applejack to sign a form keeping Alterjack from taking over if AJ dies.
#Alterjack and Delight are working outside Applejack’s office. When Delight asks if her not having to triple-check his work anymore is good, she dodges giving a straight answer and vaguely says things are more efficient now. He offers to ask AJ if she’ll let them back in, but she and AUJ get into a shouting match and the two of them are left outside.
#Applejack tries to talk Celestia out of her warpath, but she won’t listen.
#Rekulk congratulates Applejack on Shining Armor being back.
#Applejack calls out to Alterjack, who she still refuses to let into her office, with a question. After AUJ makes an off-hand comment about Celestia’s “semi-immortality”, AJ asks her if it’s alright to use a foreign agent to gather information on potential allies. AUJ asks if he could be traced back to her if caught or caught easily, and after being told that doing either would be very difficult, she declares that it’s fine. This doesn’t help AJ feel better about her decision.
#Applejack asks Rarity for a second opinion, prompting Rarity to excitedly declare that assless-chaps are the way to go. AJ says that’s not what she wanted, and when she asks for reassurance that she made the right decision sending someone to commit espionage to avoid or win a war, Rarity goes quiet before scurrying off after calling out for “Spikey-Wikey”.
#Applejack tells Delight to make her feel better. After getting a recap about how she’s feeling bad about committing espionage in Harmony City, he points out that what she wants done isn’t really different from what journalists, the police, the guard, and the secret agent(s) that work for the Princesses do everyday. He asks if she feels better now, but she claims to feel dumber instead and now wants him to make her feel smarter by saying something stupid. So, he says something stupid, which makes her feel dumber for walking into that.
#Alterjack wants to be let back into the off so she can get her coffee. When Applejack tells her that coffee is seriously banned, her demands become more desperate. Like, death threats desperate, which turns into pleading for her “babies” (coffee packets). AJ eventually slides them under the door. AUJ then asks why coffee was banned, but when AJ simply says "Chrysalis" she has no further questions.
#[CD] Applejack nods to herself about how earth ponies have to change diapers with hooves and their mouth. Pinkie Pie just stares at her, with Pennydrop popping up to advertise her telekinetic infusions.
#Applejack, having heard the commotion Alterjack was making while chasing Delight, finds the two in a barrackAlterjack is disappointed in the “kick” to her drink, but suddenly falls asleep. Delight’s relieved by this until he realizes that Applejack is behind him. He tries to plead his case about how he didn’t drug AUJ or have intentions of doing “things” to her, but AJ just carries AUJ away in silence.
#Still carrying the sleeping Alterjack on her back, Applejack returns to her office to find a cupcake sitting on her desk. She approaches it with suspicion, noting the candle in the shape of a 5 embedded in it. Eventually, she takes a chance and blows the candle out before taking a bite. “Happy Five to you too, whatever that means.”
#Celestia has a question for Applejack, a change of pace which AJ is a little weirded out about. She wants to know if AJ ever gets tired of all of this, which AJ responds to by calling her an idiot and saying that of course she gets tired of her work as a princess. But she wouldn’t trade it for anything, no matter all the problems and pestering that comes her way. To that, Celestia says that she knew AJ would be the only one who could understand and takes her leave.
#Dazey announces to Applejack that she and her peactrotters have captured Delight, which prompts AJ to ask if Delight was trying to run away. He says he wasn’t but Dazey adds that they couldn’t risk him trying, which prompts him to add that he let them capture him in the first place. AJ subtly implies that she only wanted Dazey to tell him to go see her, saying that she didn’t need to trouble herself with actually bringing him to her, and dismisses her and her Peacetrotters from the room. Dazey leaves with some reluctance and her peacetrotters (G1 and D0) follow after her. Having expected her to be upset with him, Delight’s surprised at AJ’s friendly demeanor, which prompts her to confirm she’s not angry and didn’t ask to see him to talk about the incident with Alterjack. 
##Instead, she wanted to tell him that he’s off probation and that she thinks he did more than what was required of him. What that means, she says while glancing at the still sleeping Alterjack, is that he doesn’t have to do anymore paperwork for her and can get back to his duties. But she asks him what exactly he wants to do when it comes to the Royal Guard, citing how his files and what she’s seen of him paints him as someone that wants more out of his lot in the Royal Guard but he drags his feet a lot. She finishes by saying he doesn’t have to tell her anything and can leave now, but after a moment of silence he asks her if the offer to go to Harmony City is still on the table. 
#Celestia brags about being taller and getting neck-hugs to a jealous Applejack. Suddenly, she goes into a fit, surprising AJ and leading her to ask what’s wrong. To that Celestia vaguely answers that something has happened. AJ then asks if Celestia is ok and she starts ranting about how she was “there” first. Needless to say, AJ is left confused and afraid. Presumably, Celestia senses that Shining Armor is getting married again.
#Later, Applejack and Delight go over what she wants done for the investigation again, with added information about Sebjek that includes his appearance and name. In response to Delight asking if the two should sync up, she leaves any team efforts up to them, but recommends at least letting Sebjek know he’s around. When he asks if there’s a codeword he should use, she shrugs and says showing Sebjek the communicator she’s giving him or saying that the “Princess of the Red Fruit” sent him should be enough. He then asks if he gets a codename, too, but she corrects him by saying the Morlocks just fancy calling her “Princess of the Red Fruit”.
##Still, he hypothetically wants one, so she offers to call him 「Diamond Eyes 」, which he rejects in favor being called “Substantial Viper”, but (to protect his voice) she suggests he go by “Midnight Drifter”. He accepts and she tells him everything has been worked out with Lieutenant Vermillion, but that he should go sort whatever he thinks he needs to out with her himself. With all that said, she asks if he needs anything else from her. “How about a kiss, for luck” he asks with a smirk. For some time, she just stares at him and thinks on it (his smirk wavering all the while) before responding with a simple “Nah”. His mood deflates, but she wishes him good luck anyways and shoos him off before Alterjack can wake up.
=== Thread 264 ===
# Applejack asks Celestia if the Crystal Ponies were banished to the frozen tundra they call home. Celestia is incredulous and confirms that they weren't. She just didn't bother stopping them because they didn't want to be ruled by her or Luna.
# Later, Lieutenant Vermillion asks Applejack what they should do about Alterjack. Alt-Twilight says she needs to be captured and restrained, offering tools to assist with that, but Vermillion snubs her words, saying she doesn't take orders from her. However, AJ does say that they need to find her to make sure she's alright and hear her side of the story, which Alt-Twilight claims won't matter and is wasted on her. Vermillion then points out that Twilight behaved more like a villain than AUJ ever did, thich prompts Alt-Twilight to ask if AJ is just going to let her talk like that. The apple princess tells her to take her licks because she's going to hear complaints about what Alt-Twilight did and calls to make Pennydrop a princess for a long while.
# Following that, Applejack has a question for Alt-Twilight... but she's a little embarrassed to ask. Alt-Twilight cuts the fluff and states that AJ's wondering how she pees in her armor. It turns out there's a slot. Of course.
# Eventually Applejack, Celestia, Alt-Twilight, Shining Altmor, Shining Armor and (presumably) some guards arrive at Canterlot Castle's study. Salt begins to wax nostalgic about how the place looks, but AJ tells him to cut to the chase like Alterjack would. She calls him and Alt-Twilight out on threatening the city and stands by Discord and AUJ striking first in defense of their home. In his defense he claims that they're trying to stop a world war, revealing that when AUJ disappeared that many of the species she stopped from attack Equestria banded together to exact vengeance. Since AUJ had consolidated their power and there was apparently no Discord to aide them, the battle was rough and almost lost.
# At least it would have been, Alt-Twilight says, had Salt not coincidentally appeared to hold off the oncoming invasion in an event they label as "The Battle of the Badlands". He tries to brush her praises off with a smile, but Alt-Twilight gives all credit for their victory to Salt and it is revealed that she forfeited her temporary rule of Equestria to him (partly due to a lack of self-esteem on her part). Continuing, they note that they can soundly win another fight, but that they plan to bring AUJ to justice instead to remove the motivation from their aggressors, revealing that they were broadcasting their earlier appearance to their homeworld. Alt-Twilight then goes on a hateful rant directed at AJ, saying that they never intended to hurt anyone because this place is still their home and that the guns were for show.
# Because they didn't give up AUJ and she has now escaped, she says, they now have to worry that about future attacks. AJ tries to point out that they went about this all wrong, but Alt-Twilight just grows angrier and eventually teleports away before either version of her brother can stop her. Having never seen Twilight's face so full of hate, AJ is a little shaken up. At this point, Celestia speaks up and takes the podium, telling Salt that they will not hand AUJ over to him because he needs to understand something: Whatever she's done in their world, she's done enough in hers to show that she is a hero and Celestia aims to tell him of that. Salt settles in for her story and listens intently.
# Eventually, after having told him of every deed Alterjack did (good or bad), Celestia's story to Shining Altmor finishes. Though he never seemed to let his guard down during her story, he smiles softly and admits that AUJ has done some good in this world. Applejack agrees, saying that while she didn't always do things the right or nice way, AUJ doesn't deserve to get strung up to appease some invaders. But Salt says it's not that simple since AUJ placed heavy restrictions on the invaders after their attack, which fostered animosity in the ones that didn't do anything. He's glad that someone could see the goodness that he knew AUJ had deep down, but he has obligations he must uphold.
# Still, he backs off knowing that they won't let her go without a fight and offers his help to keep her safe. AJ questions his sincerity, mentioning AUJ's history with the Crystal Empire. Salt is surprised AUJ liked them enough to open up about that, but gives a speech about how he has grown past that to become the hero that Equestria needs and . Everyone including AJ believes he's sincere (a fact that bothers her) and she sends word to the Guard to start a search, but not before making it clear that she won't let the fact that they threatened Canterlot and attacked AUJ and Discord go. With that settled, Salt turns to Shining Armor and asks for a tour of the castle.
# Left to themselves, Applejack and Celestia discuss how suspicious the situation with Shining Altmor and Alt-Twilight is. AJ suggests burning them if they're evil, and burning them with words if their not. Then AJ'll plant a seed and name the tree after them. Celestia wonders if she'll find a tree named after her, but AJ says she won't. It got too repetitive, so she just named an orchard after her.
# Later, Applejack and Lieutenant Vermillion go to the spot where Alterjack made her escape, finding the ground sealed up but obviously disturbed. AJ says they might have to use the devices Alt-Twilight left her to more easily find AUJ, but Vermillion snubs her nose at the idea and claims she can track her with a spell she was using to avoid her. Though she begrudgingly changes her mind when AJ shows her that the device is picking up numerous decoys sharing AUJ's magic signature.
# Applejack panics when she misinterprets a guard as saying Applebloom’s hurt. He points out that he just said she’s not ok and the scene cuts to Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo suffering from stomach-aches after gorging themselves on discount holiday candy like Davey’s Delights.
# Fluttershy tells Applejack to set Shining Altmor and Alt-Twilight on fire for what they did to Discord. She's not angry though, just irritated. She'd sic blood-sucking, disease ridden, deformation causing mites on them if she was mad.
# Once the tour ends and Shining Altmor flies to his ship, Applejack and Celestia show up to ask if Shining Armor figured out whether Salt can be trusted. He says he hasn’t, adding that Salt was surprisingly bad at hiding things and that worried him.
==Relationships==
===Celestia===
The white alicorn very likely swings back and forth on whether or not she is happy she made Applejack a princess. On the one hand, a lot of problems she had previously overlooked are being dealt with. On the other hand... A LOT of problems she overlooked need to be dealt with. While Celestia is proud of the strides made and all the good that's been done, she's also about two second from jumping off that balcony again. ONE MORE QUESTION AND LASERS, APPLEJACK!
===Spike===
When she was faced with a mountain of paperwork and more than anything needed a hand, who did she turn to? Why, one of the few characters who actually have hands, of course. Eager to continue being the number one assistant, and more than a little desperate to be noticed and feel like he could be heard, he went to work helping her out. Over time, they began to grow a lot closer. Maybe it was the confined space, maybe it was the reliance on each other, but something sparked, and now she's in a (comical) battle with Rarity for the dragons affection. It will probably end well... probably.
===Queen Chrysalis===
When Applejack decided to show the Bug mercy and try to help her out, it's very doubtful she invisioned her life being filled with sappy movies, chaotic assholes ruining her ballroom and the underlying scheming nature of the Changeling Queen hounding her at every turn. That said, do not be under the impression Applejack is going to take a single ounce of her attitude, and will toss a stapler in her face if she tries to slam her door. She's not exactly friends with Chrysalis, and likely never will be, but at the very least, they make for good allies if the need arises.
===Rarity===
Do you really think the "War" for Spike's affection would ever make these two enemies? Of course not, Rarity is still her best friend through and through. Now that the fashionista has slimmed down, the pair are back to spending more time together and making Equestria a better place.
===Shining Armor===
When she came up to the sad sack of sorry, she was having none of that. She realized she needed to be brutally honest with him in order to get him to stop acting like a neglected ninny and start being the Prince he needed to be. Her methods were... less than effective, at the start, but they did spark enough of a flame for him to get his own fire going, and now he's the one she can look to in the Crystal Empire for some sanity, besides 18 of course.
==Trivia==
*Wait, why is she a princess again?
*Because she seems to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free healthcare I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Stop bothering her and let her go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
* She also has a rap, along with the two royal sisters. Because of course. https://soundcloud.com/applesnack/p
* Sometimes, she has lazy days. This is what those lazy days look like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nthh2g8BA
==Artwork==
1403537243518.png|Yeah, it's kind of like that
YTmAzxd.png|One of these days, Celestia... one of these days...
Another day, another piece of paper.png|"Uh huh... Equestria in danger... terrible menace... can ya not see Ah'm workin'?"
1407715454729.png|Even human, she still looks good.
IT NEVER ENDS.png|It takes a lot out of you, saving the world these days. Used to be you just pointed a necklace at it and friendship.
Well, I guess that makes sense.jpg|Short, sweet, to the point.
1416206723863.png|50 what, you ask? Oh, nothing, just fifty freaking threads of everyone's favorite apple princess, that's all!
And that havest is a crop of HONESTY. Shut up, it makes sense.png|She's not too keen on being called a goddess, but even she knows she makes this look good.
"Ah' look better without it, ya' say? Well, shucks.".png|Then again, who needs facny god thingamajiggers when you look this good?
1433366755731.png|Mmmm... ya' know what Ah'm hungry fer?... Social reform and better political climates fer' the underprivilaged... and apples.
1433366857318.png|What she said, but without them there fancy backgrounds. Friggen cityfolk, complicatin' everythin'.
1440403553561.png|Been onna' them days, Spike... been onna them days... get mah cider.
She don't need no fancy magics... but iffin' she can play a bit with her little sister, well, that's alright.png|She don't need not fancy magics... buuut iffin' Applebloom wants ta' fly around a bit, why not?
1446808654879.png|She's sad because her hat has tragically passed away, and is now a ghost... don't ask how.
She never stops working. Ever.png|"Yeah yeah, holiday cheer and all that, but this list here needs doublechecking and that fat bastard ain't gonna do it himself."
"Hey, AJ! Why do you think I always make sure you wake up early?" "Why, Pinkie?" "Because Applejacks are part of a balanced breakfast!" "UGGHHHH!".png|"Hey, AJ! Why do you think I always make sure you wake up early?" "Why, Pinkie?" "Because Applejacks are part of a balanced breakfast!" "UGGHHHH!"
1453878776437.png|Tally ho, ta' adventure!... This ain't gonna make no sense ta' most.
1453878838795.png|"Can I grow a butter tree?" "We got some work ta' do here..."
1453878901535.png|"Ha! You could fit in my eye." "That jus' means Ah' get ta' sleep in your skull when we're done."
Yer' mah specail guy.png|Cause ya' ain't gotta love someone like that ta' love them ta' bits
Too damn cute.png|"Ya' can have one. ONE." "Sure, sugar cube."
Apple family tradition.png|Apple family tradition says that when her eye pops, the conversation is over... please shut up.
1458508966551.png|"Let it fall, Applejack" "But couldn't we just use our wings to go get it-" "LET IT GO!"
1459032343585.png|Did ya' really think that was gonna kill me? Yes? Well, now Ah' feel bad... Ah'm bout to mess up a slow fella.
1461825265159.png|She just saw the next pile of paperwork being rolled in. She is considering suicide.
1462385362093.png|Or she supposes she could just go home, that's an option.
1468815700588.png|Do ya' feel lucky? Do ya'? Well, lemme put it to ya' this way, Ah'm not feelin' too forgivin' right now. Way Ah' see it, ya' ain't that lucky at all, in that case.
1469814041777.png|"Ah'm not the braggin' type, so Ah'll let you handle talkin' bout how Ah'm best princess."
1469817696862.png|One hundred and fifty what? Threads, that's what. Cause you can't stop the Applejack train.
One hundred and fifty threads of art, stories, and so much love, and it's all because of you.png|What she said but all colory and there's a picture
1470190722296.png|There's always time to chill and solve problems, on the fireside.
1470922371461.png|Now, why don't ya' say that again. Say who isn't best princess one more time, Ah' dare you.
1471735845190.png|What did she do? Yes. That's all you need to know.
1471737457516.png|"Look, Rarity, the battle boots are nice, but these insinuations about 'toy accessories' are startin' to worry me."
1471764124440.png|"Apples are best" "No, Apples are the greatest." "Ya'll are mah' evil version!"
1473111365784.png|Yeah, Ah'm a princess. Still Applejack, though, and that ain't never gonna change.
1473119448377.png|"Am Ah' Quackerjack or AppleQuack? Neither, Ah'm best duck sister, thank you."
1473792327117.png|What do ya' mean you ain't fixed everything yet!? This universe is the worst!
1473797917749.png|The start of it all, in (incomplete) comic form
1474989991798.png|She just saw the next load of paperwork she had to do. Weep for her.
AJ decapitation Colored.png
1478327759954.gif|This is why everyone goes quiet after the Apple Family Traditon.
1478765030780.gif|Pony is sleeping, I said!
1478761987465.gif|Shhhhh, pony is sleeping.
1480911415913.png|If you want to know who's next to her, I'm afraid the only answer is "Which day is it?"
1481298935099.gif|We've gotta go back, to apples!
IMG 0035.GIF|Cue 16 minutes of Apple screaming
1483005723370.png|Sometimes Ah' wonder if things could've gone different... then Ah' realize they could've, and it hurts.
1483038244815.png|What she said but with different magic? Why? It's a mystery!
1483475252845.jpg|Ah'm not from your world, but Ah' disapprove.
1483479275528.jpg|Ah' heard we were doing alternate universe shenanigans around here, can a fella get in on that action?
1484469173559.jpg|Mwahahaha! Now, Ah' shall get that dastardly Celestia, and all her laziness!
1484526405961.png|Bow to your princess, and her three year's of greatness
1484526473645.png|O-one more, Ah' got one more in me...
Hail, to the Princess, Baby.png|Did ya'll think you were done bowing? Ah'm just getting started.
1485669183960.png|I don't know what you said, but unsay it. I don't care how.
1487241817609.png|Howdy, Ah'm Applejack, no matter whats under mah' hat
1487411412298.png|THIS AIN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-okay it's totally what it looks like.
1488780039365.png|Many faces, same best princess
1488916128606.png|"Mah' nose is dang adorable."
1490049059727.jpg|AH'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH... wow, Ah've got a lot of things ta' be angry about.
Rare Hug.jpg|"Ohhh, poor baby." "Ya' look like a duck." "Am I a cute duck?" "Yes."
AJSunsethug.png|All things will eventually be healed in time.
Applejack tall color.png|Do ya' feel lucky? Do ya'? Well, lemme put it to ya' this way, Ah'm not feelin' too forgivin' right now. Way Ah' see it, ya' ain't that lucky at all, in that case.
Applelewd.png|She just thought about apples being used with oranges in a salad. What? What did you think she meant?
Apple Poof.png|"Here yee here yee, whoever keeps goin' "DAWWW" every time Ah' walk inta' the room, please stop. What'cha mean it's everyone!?"
Red Thread Applejack.png|200 threads of fate bond her, but she can never be held down.
Applejack spittake.png|She saw the recent budget, or some other inane law, or just plain existed in general.
IMG 0127.PNG|Jokes on them when she wakes up, that's the kicking part
Sleeping on the job? Bad princess!.png|Sometimes the paperwork wins.
IMG 0149.PNG|Never before has a mare cared so little about your fancy aerodynamics.
Applewhat.png|What is it!? WHAT IS IT!? IS IT ALIVE!?
Applerose.png|A rose? You're trying to woo her with a rose? Try a paperwork sorting machine, then you've got a shot.
Appleflyingplants.png|Here we see the desperate Applus Jacius, Princess Class, watching in sadness as her favorite meal flies away and she contemplates drowning.
Applerage.png|What's that hiding in wait? Why, it's more paperwork of course! Sneaky thing!
Applewiki.png|Sometimes people ask why contributers spend time to add pictures and even write little captions. The answer is tiny horses. It's always tiny horses.
Apple Pie.png|Who's pie is this? How old is it? Is it poisoned? Al these questions and more don't matter at 3AM when you've got paperwork to do.
Twintailjack.png|New hairstyle, same Apples
AJ Disappoint.png|She's not sad, she's not disappointed, she's just confused.
Awkwardjack.png|That awkward moment when someone says you make a cute couple
IMG 0191.PNG|Now the only question is, which child drew this. Or does it matter?
Applenap.png|When all else fails, it makes a great pillow.
Applethink.png|Thinking about apples a weeeee bit too much.
Song drop!.png|Don't you know you're all my very best frreeeeeiiinnnnddds~
Malleystealersdenied.png|This is normal. Everything she just saw is completely normal. Think about that for a second.
Applejack Disappoint.jpg|What did you do? Why is she angry? What did you do!?
Happyjack.png|"Me? A silly pony? Naawww, ya' gotta be thinkin' o' someone else."
AJ dodge.png|Sometimes, the paperwork just isn't enough. Sometimes it's too much. Guess which one this was.
AJ Hairdo.png|This is either an attempt at fashion, a complete breakdown, or a cry for help. All that matters is Granny is getting out the beating stick.
Cheeryjack.png|Yay! The whole world is orange now, they'll finally understand!
Sleepyjack.png|Here we see Applejack, unaware Pinkie is closing in wih the marker.
Dancingjack.png|Sometimes you just have to let your hair down, have a little dance, and pray you can beat the life out of whoever sees.
Crying AJ.png|We're here today to mourn the loss of Applejack's hopes and dreams, the graveyard they lie in is quite full.
Explosion Canterlot.png|Her priorities have... skewed.
Pinkie Pirate.png|link=princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Celestia|"Yarrrr, Big White Booty off the starboard bow! FIRE!"
Pirate Pinkie Color.png|Yarrrrr, in color!
Applejack Alliance.png|Applejacks gather! We've got a non-canon non-descript ball of black to kill!
Spooky AH.png|Ah' wear it better than Chrysalis, admit it.
Strutcjack.gif|"Ohhh you can tell by the way Ah' use mah' walk, Ah'm an Apple mare, no time fer' talk."
What in tarnation .gif|Every morning she wakes up, breaths in the air, looks out her window, and wonders to herself "What in tarnation". It's just always there.
Applejack Holiday.png|Look, everybody needs a break sometimes.
Fat Pony.png|Okay maybe they need another day off.
Two Jacks.png|This is like a reverse Superman situation, chaging to more powerful when she puts on the glasses
Happyjackapple.png|Little Applejack has found her love...
23C9D159-EC65-483D-ABC5-CDBA79105D4A.png|Hmmmm, yes, I certainly understand all of this and will not mess it up while she is sleeping...
Applejack Fix it.png|Look at her. Look at her face. That is the face of a mare about to tear off a white hoof, and beat the problems of the world with it.
The Script ponies.png|Some reading sessions go better than others...
Applejack Determined.png|"Ya'll are sisies."
Four years of pa .png|No matter what anyone else may say, no matter where the path goes from here, four years later, and she is still loved
4 years of Princess Applejack.png|Give a salute, you made us all proud.
Lookin'goodapplejack.png|Ya'll can say it, ya' know Ah' look good in these!
She sees something.png|What does she see? I don't know but apparently it's great.
Applejack Pose.png|Oh, it was that. That explains a lot.
Applejackhasanapple.png|She's making the necklace smile like she's smiling, that takes some effort.
Appletini.png|She has exactly one means to get through all of the worlds insanity, don't begrudge her.
Applejack wants apple.png|The apple is a metaphor for... something?
Applejack fruit.png|They said she couldn't shock them anymore, said she was too predicatble. They. Were. Wrong.
Applejack Celestia Swim.png|Negociations with the 'seaponies' Applejack sought out are going poorly.
Applejack Dress.png|She's ready to wow whoever is looking at that knockout dress, enjoy the view.
Applejack Working.png|This is the face of someone on thier last bit of paperwork, ready to sieze the day, not knowing a guard is rolling up with a stacked cart
Applejack blush.png|How is she blushing with fur? Stop asking stupid questions and enjoy making the pony blush.
Number 1 princess.png|She's still going, and she's still number 1
Number 1 princess.png|Little tired, still going, still number 1
Applesmiles.png|her “official portrait” still couldnt get her to smile.
Applejack apples.png|She wants dem apples
Applejack Gosh.png|Gosh!
Applejack sundown.png|Sundown
Sleepy Applejack.png|Shhh, pony snuggling
Appleboo.png|An Apple a day is good for you.
Applesmugboo.png|Or not.
Applejack cover.png|Learning about the human world had its downsides
Applejack cover.png|Learning about the human world had its downsides.
Alternate Applejack.png|Either she's got a wicked costume or Celestia has had enough.
Applejack growing.jpg|Let it glow, then it grows, she's still apple to the core!
Applejack Posing.jpg|Is she trying to show off her hair, or something else? Answer wisely.
Applejack Flying.jpg|Hey, if you think its so easy, you try flying! See? Harder than it looks.
Applejack Crash.jpg|Any landing you can walk away from is a great landing! So this was five out of ten.
Applejack learns magicx.jpg|Don't try a taste test, never ends well.
Applejack and Applebloom.jpg|Hey, wings still work for one thing...
Applejack dress.jpg|Don't touch the hat
Backflying AJ.png|Look ma! Ah' can do it backwards-aw.
Silly AJ.png|We have been informed that Applejack is in fact, a silly pony. Confirmed.
Applejack Holding back the storm.png|Every other week, she's gotta hold something back. She'll survive this one, she always does.
Applejack concerned.gif|Walking in to all that paperwork, she knew the bathroom break was too long.
AJ Burning Paperwork.png|Her methods to resolve that problem were shortsighted.
Applejack reach.png|No wait its a trap!
Applejack Shotgun.png|Hearth Warming arguments as to the centerpiece got a little out of hand.
AJ Evil Emperor.png|Say what you will about her intellegence but her cosplay game is unmatched.
RarAj in bed.png|The tearful bedside confession became quite awkward when it turned out she just slept in
Six Years Later.png|Sex years of awesome stories, art and fun later, its time to party.
Dancing AJ.gif|Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah howdy
Spike and AJ.png|Ride 'em up cowfolk.
Applejack hoof.png|https://voca.ro/iEJK2yP6F8N
Applejack Serious.png|We don't joke about giving up around here. 300 threads, and we'll keep going.
Aj Multiverse.png|Every fifty threads, a new one emerges, and it never gets easier.
Spartan Applejack.png|When someone asks which flavor of apple is best, it takes some preperation before the words fly
Applejack look.png|This is the last known image before the legendary "Down Home Country momma rant". There were no survivors.
AJ portait remake.png|A lot can change in a year.
AJ Scrunches.png|Either she just ate a sour apple, or Chrysalis opened her mouth again.
AJ confused.png|When someone asks the queen of questions a stupid question, this is all you get.
Aj summing trees.png|The best part about being friends with apples, friends always have your back.
Applejack drinking.png|She works hard, but she plays hard. They don't line up around the block for cider that's just "Okay"
Applejack Throne.png|And lo they said, she shall sit upon a throne that ever doth grow, and her flanks shall ever fill it.
AppleJack Skellington.png|The moment she knew her name could be a pun, it was all over.
Eggs at Applejack.png|Angry townsfolk? Dash Prank? Time Honored Nightmare Night Tradition? You decide!
Applejack Singing.png|Being a country mare, she tends to rise early. Thanks to her filling in for her beloved rooster, so does everyone else, if they like it or not.
Applejack Powerup.png|In a confusing turn of events, golden hair and blonde hair are near idenditcal. Her foes didn't realize their mistake until it was too late.
Empress AJ.png|There is no anger, no hate, only mercy... and Apples.
Applejack Fireside.png|Thank you for joining us here... on the Fireside.
Applejack stressed.png|She taught Applebloom not to drink, not to smoke, and most important do not run a country. She's only really concerned about one part.
Applejack hungover.png|She thinks it's bad now, things are going to get real bad when she finds out she bet her wings in a poker match.
Applejack Sunset Tree.png|Sometimes, you give it your all, and all you have to show for it are regrets.
Applejack sad birthday.png|One positive of celebrating your birthday alone, nobody tells you not to drink too much.
Applejack Tax Hike.png|Don't ask who put up the poster. She does it to herself.
Sad Applejack Bed.png|She's the princess of fixing things, not the princess of love. Some days make that more obvious.
Applejack watching fligt.png|It's not an easy life, but sometimes, it's the ones that are seen the least that matter the most.
Applejack Sunset Tree Happy.png|Sometimes hope falters. Sometimes, it blooms. If you never give the light, you'll never see it grow.
Applejack Pinkie April Fools.png|The day of the pranks, the ponks, and the pony begins. There will be none left unsmiling.
Applejack Swimsuit.png|Rarity occasionally has strange requests, her only promise is not to take pictures. Too bad Rarity isn't the Element of Honesty.
Celestia Applejack reply.jpg|You will never know what was asked, you will never know what was answered. Some things are for the best.
Applejack over city.png|Sometimes, she just needs to see how far she's come, and how far she'll go
Applejack lost bet.png|Spike was well aware there would be consequences to be had, and prices to pay. He also knew the trade was worth it.
Applejack booze.png|Whoever "She" is, she should praise the fact liquor makes it hard to feel pain.
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File:Applejack Stockings.png|She's just making sure you know
File:Applejack Stockings 2.png|Don't do it! It's a trap! She'd never waste an apple like that! It's a trap!
File:Applejack considering.png|She didn't want to be the one to point it out, but she wasn't sure the sculptors got certain... "Assets" to scale
File:Applejack Stance 2.png|She's cute, she's dapper, and she's golden. Who says she isn't royal?
File:Applejack Regalia.png|Showing off her best parts. Obviously, her prized hat and neckerchief , aren't they great?
File:Applejack "Relaxing".png|Don't freak out, it's just magic. Magic makes it better, right?
File:Applejack Yak Diplomacy.png|In fairness, they all come out smelling like cake. Yes, it's all her fault
File:Applejack Rarity Horn Size.png|It's not the size of the horn, it's the magic you use with it! Or so I'm told
File:Applejack Drinking Complaining.png|Look she's had a hard day, looky loos aren't helping. Spike has volunteered to do the watching, so we're covered.
File:Drinking Applejack.gif|Read her lips this time, if you can pay attention to them
File:Applejack Steal Food.png|In times of extreme midnight hunger, poor choices are made. Celestia would never forgive her.
File:Applejack Crocodiles.png|She's seen an average tuesday, she will never fear mere death
File:Applejack Capper Seapony.png|She's stuck between a fish pony and an Abyssinian and is somehow the most interesting thing, you fill in the rest
File:AJ and Rarity Popstar Idols.png|They dance, they sing, they save the world! They might be 90's protagonists.
File:Applejack Apploosa Pinkie Thanksgiving.png|It's not that the don't appreciate the pun, really. It's just that, the pie was for everyone, and now they're about to cook another Pie just to eat.
File:Applejack Waifu Demands.png|Demands were made, dismissals were misunderstood, revolution was inevitable
File:Applejack drinking contest.png|She doesn't know who this weird girl is, but she's always down to show the superiority of cider
File:Applejack petting.png|There's a reason you're not seeing the rest of that hand
File:Applejack Massage.png|She's had a hard day how are you going to say no
File:Applejack Grumpy.png|Oh no, the scrunch. Now you know things have gone wrong.
File:Applejack Rarity Samurai Ninja.png|The debate over fuedal era warriors sometimes gets out of hand.
File:Applejack Surprise.png|She thought she could run away, she thought she could escape, but the plot gave her away. Bang bang, the paperwork hit the desk.
File:Applejack Laughing Picture.png|Sometimes, you have to give them what they want. But, there's always a way to make them think something is missing...
File:Applejack Chicken Following.png|She's still Princess on the farm.
File:Applejack happy drinks.png|A new year, a new chance to get sloshed!
File:Applejack Wounded Defender.png|Fighting for Equestria is tough. The mare fighting for it is even tougher
File:Applejack Exhausted.png|Working for the world means long hours, sleepy mornings, and the occasional regret revolving ink and hooves
File:Applejack Humanized Goth.jpg|Occasional glimpses into alternate dimensions can be... telling
File:Applejack and Parasprite.png|It's not that she's not flattered, she's just not sure he understands what those apples are
File:AJ Rar Talk.png|Bribing Applejack to put on a dress took way less than expected.
File:Applejack FIlly Drink.png|The question is not "What did she do", it's "Which one?"
File:Applejack Celestia Paperwork.png|About one third down the list, choices were being considered, and guns loaded.
File:ApplejackDrinks.png|She finally found a use for her magic! Oh
File:Applejack Bunnysuit.png|Discord's attempts to create a casino were illadvised and had terrible consequences.
File:Applejack browsing.png|She's seen what you've been up to.
File:Applejack Looking.png|What is she heroically looking at? If that crow is going to land on her tree of not. Takes it serious.
File:Applejack Drinking coffee.png|When you feel a little "Burnt out".
File:Applejack sandwich.png|What? Sometimes she gets hungry and makes a sandwich. Not everything is crazy with her.
File:Applejack portrait.png|Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Marebelline
File:Applejack in void.png|Life could be dreams, or nightmares
File:Applejack Sad Memory.png|Sometimes, getting everything leaves you with nothing
File:Applejack Fishing.png|Vacation days are vacation days, end of story.
File:Applejack Smile Wave.png|That feeling is one everyone shares, princess or otherwise, of not knowing to wave back
File:Applejack Crystal Apple.png|Beauty, Majesty, Power, and just a little bit of hunger.
File:Applejack Balcony.png|She never wants to look down on anyone, but sometimes she finds herself higher than she knew.
File:Applejackinclouds.png|Rainbow Dash makes sleeping in clouds look way easier
File:Applejack Canvas.png|Her new portrait is much too chipper, and apparently regality is sad!
File:Applejack Watercolor.png|The second attempt only made her cuter, curses!
File:Applejack portrait Small.png|The picture for the money was unexpected, mostly to her, when she got her change.
File:Applejack Sleeping Paint.png|She's either peacefully dreaming or about to go on a painting adventure.
File:Applejack kick tree.png|Getting back to her roots sometimes ends with roots being planted six countries over.
File:ApplejackRoman.png|She doesn't mind them regarding as a god, she just wishes they weren't so judgemental about it.
File:Applejackromanreaction.png|Nobody ever gets the right angle to show off her HEALTHY body.
File:ApplejackPinkiethanksgiving.png|As the celebrations began, first came the thunder, then the song. "You gotta caaaaree..." And she knew war was coming.
File:Applejack Hearths Warming Song.png|She couldn't make it to the holiday, airholes and regulations and what have you, so enjoy
File:Applejack Celestia Pointing.png|What are they pointing at? You decide!
File:Racing Karts.png|The Equestrian Games have... shifted.
File:Applejack is Dancing.png|She moves, she grooves, she even cuts a jig. She's the full package
File:Applejack Southern Flag.png|She doesn't need context to know she can YEEHAW
File:Applejack and Applebloom looking at picture..png|One day, she'd have quite the tale to tell of that picture. It wouldn't make any sense, but she'd tell it.
File:Applejack Dress Dancing.png|Applejack? Don't be silly, that's Applejewel, don't you see the horn?
File:Applejack Horn Stubby.png|She's a grower!
File:Applejack Costume Shadow.png|Wait a minute... her horn doesn't have branches! Something is amiss!
File:Applejack Paperwork Disguise.png|As one weeps and begins a life she cannot imagine, another goes to begin anew
File:Princess AJ Comic 2.png|The explanation
File:Princess AJ Comic 3.png|The rage
File:Princess AJ Comic 4.png|And the idea... that didn't work. Thus our story began!
File:Applejack Hungover.png|Sometimes you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth, and you pray. You pray, hard.
File:Applejack and Toby Keith.png|To specify, not that god. No, not that one either. Yes that one.
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