Horse

Horses are a majestical testicle animal species. They have two legs and normally live in a farm. They always talk in an Australian accent. They were created when a cow and Chuck Norris went out for whiskey. When the cow drank a poisonous whiskey, Chuck Norris ate his body and barfed out the first ever horse, known as Bob the Horse or Stupid Horse.
Horses are very fast creatures. They have legs that help them run fast. That is why they are so fast; no other animals have legs. Horses are also very strong, which is why cars are measured in horse power. 10 horse power means 10 cars = a horse.
Girls like horses for some reason. Nobody knows why girls like horses. My Little Pony is based off of horses. Ponies are horses, and not magical horses, contrary to what I thought. Red Dead Elmo has awesome horses.
==Famous Horses==
*Rainbow Dash
*Stupid Horse
*Pinkie Pie
*Your Mom (GET REKT!)
== How do you tame a horse in Minecraft? ==
== Centaurs ==
Centaurs are freaky horse-human hybrids created by Robotnik in 150,000,000 BC. They got so advanced that they now live on planets throughout the UnUniverse. Now they even bred with other animals. They often salute by putting one fist on the side of their head. If you ever do this, you go to jail because you are aligned with the Nazis.
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