Finale CDS Jaime Convos/Confs

==Myrtle and Dra==
[20:00] <Myrtle_n_Dell> M: I read a lot about this show and I know you need to have GOOD friendships out here to make it to the end.
[20:00] <Myrtle_n_Dell> D: she sure does read a lot about this show..........I'm forced to sit there and do it too :(
[20:00] <Myrtle_n_Dell> M: Don't mind my SISTER. I'm asking you for an alliance.
[20:01] <Myrtle_n_Dell> M: Are you in?
[20:01] <JaimeEdmondson> So are you both in or what?
[20:01] <JaimeEdmondson> Make a decision!
[20:02] <Myrtle_n_Dell> D: *sigh* I do whatever sister wants...
[20:02] <Myrtle_n_Dell> M: We want you.
[20:02] <JaimeEdmondson> I don't have time to deal with this two person gimmick being indecisive!
[20:02] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm sorry, I just feel like you're trying to make me fit some kind of mold for your obviously self-centric gameplan and I'm not okay with that.
[20:02] <JaimeEdmondson> EDITOR'S NOTE: Jaime appears to leave your presence
==Confessional==
[20:17] <JaimeEdmondson> Myrtle and Dell are so clearly devising a very self-centric gameplan and trying to use deceitful tactics to get people to play along.
[20:17] <JaimeEdmondson> I don't hand anyone the win, not this early.
[20:17] <JaimeEdmondson> I mean really! Do you think we're stupid idiots?
[20:57] <JaimeEdmondson> At this point? Everyone's mentally insane.
[20:57] <JaimeEdmondson> I spend most of my day telling people to GET AWAY FROM ME because they're so awful at the game.
[20:58] <JaimeEdmondson> It's the second vote and all I can do is systematically knock out the most annoying people.
[21:29] <JaimeEdmondson> I can see why people like Jake would be intimidated by me.
[21:29] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm a strong female figure.
[21:30] <JaimeEdmondson> Whenever a female outperforms men at any activity, they get insecure and start blaming other irrelevant factors.
[21:30] <JaimeEdmondson> Stop being a little bitch and suck it up!
[21:51] <JaimeEdmondson> Burger makes EVERYTHING about her race, and Mama's awful "family" analogy doesn't help her at all!
[21:51] <JaimeEdmondson> If Burger doesn't get voted out, I'm going to be absolutely livid.
[22:30] <JaimeEdmondson> I switched my vote because I realized how much power that Justin had.
[22:30] <JaimeEdmondson> If he was able to get enough votes to result in a tie, I need to cripple him first.
[22:30] <JaimeEdmondson> I need to make decisions that benefit /me/.
[22:31] <JaimeEdmondson> If you're talking to me for YOUR own personal benefit, you can get out of my sight, quite frankly.
[22:39] <JaimeEdmondson> According to Justin, Burger gets to go home next.
[22:39] <JaimeEdmondson> Unfortunately, I have ZERO clue why he thinks I can trust that.
[22:39] <JaimeEdmondson> He was just on the losing end of a 4-1 revote.
[22:39] <JaimeEdmondson> What power does he have?
[23:03] <JaimeEdmondson> Rhys owes me BIG time.
[23:03] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm the reason he's back in the game.
[23:03] <JaimeEdmondson> So if he doesn't vote with me, we've got a massive issue.
[23:14] <JaimeEdmondson> The Colours are the most offensively boring group I've ever seen in Finale.
[23:14] <JaimeEdmondson> Or just plain out offensive, in terms of Burger.
[23:14] <JaimeEdmondson> I hate them SO much!@
[23:15] <JaimeEdmondson> They don't even try to make sense, just talk about their "colors!!!" like they're some impressive holy quartet.
[23:15] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm so over them, they're such worthless peop.e
[23:15] <JaimeEdmondson> people*
==Mel==
[20:48] <MelAbano> Jaime, do you like Mama?
[20:49] <JaimeEdmondson> I don't know, do you?
[20:49] <MelAbano> No.
[20:49] <MelAbano> And I especially don't like the host giving her dud punishments.
[20:49] <JaimeEdmondson> I know you're trying to just get me to admit something so you can use it against me.
[20:49] <JaimeEdmondson> I don't appreciate it!
[20:49] <JaimeEdmondson> It doesn't work and I see right through it.
[20:50] <MelAbano> I'm not?
[20:50] <JaimeEdmondson> This is exactly what Myrtle and Dell did to me.
[20:50] <JaimeEdmondson> See what happened?
[20:50] <JaimeEdmondson> Clearly your social skills are SEVERELY lacking.
[20:50] <MelAbano> :\
[20:50] <MelAbano> I swear on beer
[20:50] <MelAbano> I want Mama out
[20:50] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm DONE with you.
[20:50] <JaimeEdmondson> EDITOR'S NOTE: Jaime appears to leave the conversation
[23:29] <MelAbano> Hey Jaime
[23:29] <MelAbano> who are you voting? :\
[23:29] <JaimeEdmondson> Who do you think?
[23:29] <MelAbano> Hopefully not me >.>
[23:29] <JaimeEdmondson> Who do I constantly get attacked and berated by?
[23:29] <MelAbano> Just give me a name, and as long as it keeps me safe I'm good
[23:29] <MelAbano> Burger?
[23:30] <JaimeEdmondson> Is there really anyone else?
[23:30] <MelAbano> *shrugs*
[23:30] <MelAbano> I guess not
[23:30] <JaimeEdmondson> I mean, being realistic, she's the only one that any of your alliance would even think of voting for.
[23:30] <JaimeEdmondson> You and Pink are the biggest threats left, but I don't even think Xyliam would be smart enough to make that decision.
[23:31] <JaimeEdmondson> So many weak players this season.
[23:31] <JaimeEdmondson> I hate it! Ugh
[23:31] <MelAbano> *shrugs*
[23:31] <MelAbano> Works out for you in a way
[23:32] <JaimeEdmondson> No one freaking looks out for themselves besides you!
[23:32] <JaimeEdmondson> You're going to win and that sucks because you're almost offensively boring.
[23:32] <MelAbano> I feel like that's not true but I guess it must be
[23:32] <MelAbano> and I'm not going to win, probably
[23:32] <JaimeEdmondson> It is!
[23:32] <JaimeEdmondson> It REALLY is!!
[23:32] <MelAbano> Who wants to go to the end with me?
[23:32] <MelAbano> Also, if you think I'm going to win, why would you vote with me?
[23:32] <MelAbano> I'm going tonight, aren't I? :\
[23:32] <JaimeEdmondson> Because realistically, no one will vote against you.
[23:33] <JaimeEdmondson> I'd be wasting my breath targeting you,
[23:33] <JaimeEdmondson> that's a fact!
[23:33] <MelAbano> Eh, I don't know about that...
[23:33] <MelAbano> Oh.
[23:33] <MelAbano> Well... yeah.
[23:33] <MelAbano> I guess you're righjt.
==Jake==
[21:19] <_JJakee_> Hi.
[21:19] <_JJakee_> I'm going to watch a Minecraft video, you come up with something. Ping me when we're ready. I don't feel like doing any work.
[21:19] <JaimeEdmondson> How do you even have a computer?
[21:19] <JaimeEdmondson> You're SO incompetent.
[21:20] <JaimeEdmondson> I always get screwed. This ALWAYS happens.
[21:20] <JaimeEdmondson> Screw Finale.
[21:20] <_JJakee_> Just figure something out. We're lion tamers.
[21:20] <_JJakee_> Best case scenario, we win the challenge.
[21:20] <_JJakee_> And we're both safe.
[21:20] <JaimeEdmondson> Would you prefer if I just had the lion eat you?
[21:20] <_JJakee_> I don't care what you come up with.
[21:20] <JaimeEdmondson> It doesn't seem like Earth would lose any brain power.
[21:20] <_JJakee_> Just come up with something.
[21:20] <JaimeEdmondson> Not a big loss for anyone.
[21:20] <_JJakee_> I resent that, but I'm not going to care.
[21:20] <JaimeEdmondson> This is supposed to be a TEAM. EFFORT.
[21:21] <JaimeEdmondson> If you won't cooperate with me, I'm not going to do the challenge with you.
[21:21] <_JJakee_> Fine.
[21:21] <JaimeEdmondson> EDITOR'S NOTE: Jaime appears to leave the planning session
[21:21] <_JJakee_> Have the lion eat me.
[21:21] <_JJakee_> You do everything right, I do everything wrong.
[21:21] <_JJakee_> It'll be like a training video.
[21:21] <_JJakee_> There.
[21:21] <_JJakee_> I put my part in.
[21:46] <_JJakee_> Hey.
[21:46] <_JJakee_> Jaime.
[21:46] <_JJakee_> Want me to do you a favor?
[21:46] <JaimeEdmondson> Is that to vote Burger?
[21:46] <_JJakee_> Yeah.
[21:46] <JaimeEdmondson> Because if so, I would.
[21:46] <_JJakee_> I have a lot of power too.
[21:47] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm sure.
[21:47] <JaimeEdmondson> Are you implying that you're way better than I am?
[21:47] <JaimeEdmondson> That you're ~above~ me?
[21:47] <JaimeEdmondson> Who inflated your ego with all of that useless hot air?
[21:47] <_JJakee_> Meh.
[21:47] <_JJakee_> Nah dawg.
==Justin==
[22:21] <JustinTyme> Jaime.
[22:21] <JustinTyme> Would you like to pull off a blindside of sorts?
[22:21] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm down for that.
[22:21] <JustinTyme> Vote Mel this round.
[22:21] <JaimeEdmondson> If we're going to do it, it needs to benefit me as well as you.
[22:21] <JaimeEdmondson> What's in this deal for me?
[22:22] * JaimeEdmondson rolls her eyes
[22:22] <JaimeEdmondson> Whatever.
[22:22] <JustinTyme> A final two deal with me, if you want.
[22:22] <JaimeEdmondson> Oh?
[22:22] <JustinTyme> You're one of the better CP people this season.
[22:22] <JustinTyme> I wouldn't mind you winning.
[22:22] <JustinTyme> Strong female role model, I'd say.
[22:22] <JaimeEdmondson> I wouldn't mind winning, either.
[22:22] <JaimeEdmondson> Okay, clearly, you're buttering me up for a later blindside.
[22:22] <JaimeEdmondson> I appreciate the flattery.
[22:22] <JaimeEdmondson> I'll go through with your plan, we'll talk later.
[22:23] <JustinTyme> Great.
[22:23] <JaimeEdmondson> I just don't appreciate how you appear to be underestimating my intelligence.
[22:24] <JaimeEdmondson> If feeding my ego helps you feed yours, so be it.
[22:24] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm watching you, though.
[22:24] <JustinTyme> I just appreciate a good character.
[22:35] <JustinTyme> Okay.
[22:35] <JustinTyme> You chickened out a bit there, but I think I got us out of the spot.
[22:35] <JustinTyme> And your arch-nemesis gets to go home, too.
[22:38] <JaimeEdmondson> That's perfect.
[22:39] <JaimeEdmondson> I like it, it benefits me as well as you.
[22:50] <JustinTyme> Wait...
[22:50] <JustinTyme> if you have a double vote...
[22:51] <JustinTyme> We could get Mel out this round.
[22:52] <JaimeEdmondson> That's what I want to do.
[22:52] <JustinTyme> You don't want Burger out?
[22:52] <JaimeEdmondson> I do, but let's be real, she has no power in this game.
[22:52] <JaimeEdmondson> I'd love to have them both gone, but you have to look ahead in this game.
[22:53] <JustinTyme> (dont cut Jake)
[22:54] <JustinTyme> (he'd be the easiest to get on our side)
[22:55] <JustinTyme> (okay cut Taco we won't be able to get him)
[22:55] <JustinTyme> Great. The borewhore that isn't me is back.
[22:56] <JustinTyme> Well, we need him to take Mel out.
[22:56] <JaimeEdmondson> I figured Rhys would be the best person to keep in for my own personal benefit.
[23:00] <JustinTyme> Are you getting Rhys?
[23:00] <JaimeEdmondson> What else would I be doing?
[23:00] <JaimeEdmondson> Are you daft?
[23:01] <JustinTyme> I don't know... painting?
[23:01] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm completely able to look out for myself.
[23:02] <JustinTyme> I think it's gonna be a tie.
[23:02] <JustinTyme> So it's important that we don't falter in the revote.
[23:02] <JaimeEdmondson> I have two votes.
[23:02] <JaimeEdmondson> Remember?
[23:02] <JustinTyme> That's four for us
[23:02] <JustinTyme> me, you, Rhys
[23:02] <JustinTyme> They have everyone else.
[23:02] <JustinTyme> Voting Rhys
[23:02] <JustinTyme> I made sure it was him.
[23:02] <JaimeEdmondson> Burger will find some way to mess their plan up.
[23:03] <JustinTyme> Nope. They voted me.
==Rhys==
[22:59] <JaimeEdmondson> Look.
[22:59] <JaimeEdmondson> You owe me a favor.
[22:59] <JaimeEdmondson> A REALLY big favor.
[22:59] <Rhys__> Alright
[22:59] <JaimeEdmondson> After all, I'm the clear reason you're back in the game.
[22:59] <JaimeEdmondson> You owe me your vote for Mel tonight,
[22:59] <Rhys__> That is true
[22:59] <JaimeEdmondson> It IS true.
[22:59] <Rhys__> I, um, I said that
[23:00] <JaimeEdmondson> I know, I was just affirming it.
[23:00] <JaimeEdmondson> I don't appreciate your tone!
[23:00] <JaimeEdmondson> I just got you back in the game and you treat me like a scary beast?
[23:00] <JaimeEdmondson> Vote Mel tonight, you owe me big time.
[23:01] <Rhys__> I talk to everyone like that, er, sir.
[23:01] <JaimeEdmondson> I'm a woman, you genius.
[23:01] <JaimeEdmondson> Look, let's put your minor errors aside and focus on working together this vote.
[23:01] <JaimeEdmondson> Okay?
[23:02] <Rhys__> Oh, my, oh sorry, er... I didn't mean any disrespect ma'am.
[23:02] <Rhys__> I did, i did!
[23:02] <Rhys__> Sorry for shouting there