The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 2

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== Transcript ==
(The scene fades to Inkopolis High School in next day. A roofless black car stops to the school's front yard before we cut to the inside the car to see Zoey and Amy)
Zoey: Here you go, sweetie. Today's going to be a great day for you!
Amy: Yeah, I know.
Zoey: (Grabs her daughter for a hug) Have good day. I love you, sweetie!
Amy: (Gets out of Zoey's grip) Mom! You already told me that, I get it. And please... Not in front of those freaky kids over there! And please stop calling me that. (Hops out of the car)
Zoey: See you at the doorstep, love ya'! (Drives away)
Amy: (Waves "Goodbye" to Zoey) Yeah, yeah, I know that. See ya'! (Embarrassed upon hearing other Inklings laugh at her) Oh, great. This is gonna be a long day for me...
(Amy walks past the laughing crowd of Inklings)
Amy: (To herself) Okay, okay... Everyone's laughing at me... But, hey! It's the morning! Maybe they'll stop at lunch time...
(Amy enters the cafeteria, everyone laughs at her, with the text saying "Lunch Time" on the bottom left corner of the screen. The text then fades away)
Amy: (Sighs) I was wrong... Not even Izzy OR Katie wanna be with me either... I guess I'll be sitting alone then...
(Amy walks up to the cafeteria's counter to get some food)
Amy: (Sighs) So, what are you guys serving today?
Food Server: The same stuff as usual, Amy. Chum paste with... I legally can't tell you...
Amy: (Looks at her "Food" in disgust) Egh... Do you have any other kinds of grub on hand?
Food Server: Sorry, Amy. This is what we serve here. We were serving coral sticks with crabby cakes, but before you got here, the others gobbled them all up.
Amy: Aw, man...
Food Server: And, hey. Take it easy out there. Those kids are nothing but trouble.
Amy: Thanks.
(Amy sits at a table by herself and eats. Zach sees Amy, and sits next to her)
Zach: Hey...
Amy: (Annoyed) Go, away.
Zach: Listen, I'm sorry about what happened last night. I should of been looking where I was running. I hope I didn't cause any problems for you.
Amy: No, no, it's my fault. I should of been looking where I were going, so I'm sorry.
Zach: I'm Zach.
Amy: I'm Amy.
Zach: Friends?
Amy: Friends.
Zach: How's today been for you so far?
Amy: (Sighs) Not good, I humiliated myself on national television, I lied to my mom and dad about the Turf War, and now everyone's making fun of me! How could things get any worse?
(Suddenly, Ryan, Sam and Jessica enter the cafeteria. They're known to be big bullies in the school)
Amy: Oh, that's how...
Zach: You should of said that sarcastically.
Ryan: Well, well, well. Look who we have here... It's little girl who made a fool of herself on national television!
Sam & Jessica: Yeah!
(The students laugh)
Ryan: (Imitating Mr. Tentacles) Ah, Miss Redhead! What's it like to be a total loser and complete failure?
Amy: You want to be a total loser and complete failure?
(Jessica laughs. Ryan elbows her in the stomach)
Jessica: Ow! Don't elbow me!
Ryan: Well, don't laugh at me!
Jessica: Sorry.
Ryan: (Pats Jessica's stomach) And I'm sorry for elbowing you.
Everyone: Awww!
Ryan: SHUT UP! We're friends, okay?!... Just, really good ones... (To Amy) So, what kind of "Beating" do you want?
Amy: I don't want a beating! You shouldn't hit girls!
Ryan: Oh, is that right? Well, if you don't want your face to get ripped off by me, you better admit you're a total loser, you'll always be one, and leave this area.
Amy: (Starting to get enraged) No, I'm sitting here. I was here first. Also, you don't own the school.
Ryan: Well, too bad! Because I'm the cool guy, and you're the small little loser! (Pushes Amy to the floor) How did that feel, redhead?
Amy: Ow! That hurt!
Ryan: (Imitating Amy) "Ow! That hurt!" (Normal voice) Why don't you have some food?
(Ryan takes Amy's tray of food, and drops it onto Amy)
Amy: Mph...
Ryan: Mmm. "Good", ain't it?
(The students burst out laughing)
Amy: (Bursts out in anger) You're a big, mean, stupid Inkhead who knows nothing better than hurting others and making them feel terrible about themselves! And have you seen yourself in the mirror lately?! Ugh! If I looked like you, I would ink myself in the head with my own Splattershot! That's how ugly and weird-looking you are! You're a disgusting, lowbrow, work-shy, pathetic excuse of a high school senior! You act like every typical '90s American high school bully! This is 2015, "Chad", NOT 19-flippin'-95! Get a life, you decade-confused manbaby! (Covers her mouth in shock)
Ryan: (Furiously) What... Was... THAT?!
Amy: Oh, boy...
Ryan: (Furiously) Okay, hold still. You're DEAD!
(Ryan throws a punch at Amy, but Zach gets in the way and gets hit by Ryan's punch to save Amy)
Zach: Stay away from her, you mean pink-headed bully!
Amy: Zach?
Ryan: Huh? ZACH?! (Chuckles) This is going to be GOOD...
Zach: Go, Amy! Run home!
Amy: But, what about you?
Zach: Just go! I'll hold this "Pig" back!
Ryan: Hey, that's the thing I called that policemen down the street earlier today!
Zach: I can see that...
(Zach glares at Ryan. Amy leaves)
Zach: You don't wanna fight me, buddy. I'm a brown belt, and a black belt.
Ryan: That's very impressive, but I have a gang.
(Sam and Jessica come over to Zach, surrounding him)
Zach: Well, that's not fair.
Ryan: Okay, girls! Beat him up!
(The three Inklings tower over Zach)
Zach: I knew I should of transferred schools...
(Amy runs down the main hallway of the school. She runs past a few classroom doors)
Jonathan: And that's why eight minus four DOESN'T equal eight.
(Amy runs past)
Jonathan: (In the style of Superintendent Chalmers' catchphrase) Amy!
(Amy runs past another classroom)
Tyrone: That's it, class. Keep it up those pushups!
(Amy runs past)
Tyrone: Hey! Amy Oceanwave, you have a lot of pushups to do next lesson!
(Amy runs past another classroom)
Mark: And like so, class. We have, a swan.
(Amy runs past)
Mark: No running in the halls!
(Amy finds Mr. Lobster's office, she goes in and talks to Principal Lobster)
Amy: (Sighs in relief) Principal Lobster!
Mr. Lobster: Ah, Amy! Hello! What brings you here?
Amy: Oh, uh... (Lying) I feel really sick.
Mr. Lobster: Oh, really? Whereabouts?
Amy: Uh... (Her stomach growls from hunger) M-My stomach! Yeah...
Ryan: (In the background) Hey! Get back here, blue boy!
Zach: (In the background) N-NO, NOT THE FACE!
(A punch noise can be heard)
Zach: (In the background) I said NOT the face!
Ryan: (In the background) Oh, sorry.
(Another punch noise can be heard)
Zach: (In the background) AH! NOT DOWN THERE! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!...
Mr. Lobster: (Knowing what actually happened) I know what really happened, Amy.
Amy: Y-You do?
Mr. Lobster: Yeah... But, I'll let you go. You may head home. After all, you wouldn't want to get yourself into any more drama, would you?
Amy: Thanks, Principal Lobster!
(Amy leaves Principal Lobster's office)
Mr. Lobster: I just hope she doesn't get herself into more sticky situations...
(Zach then enters Principial Lobster's office, he has a black eye from being punched in the face, and he is covering his crotch)
Mr. Lobster: Oh... My gosh... You can just GO! You don't even NEED to tell me what happened!
(Zach runs out the door, and escapes the school. Ryan and his gang run out the door too, chasing Zach)
Mr. Lobster: Hey! You three are in a lot of trouble! Get back here!... Right! Detention, Saturday!
(Amy runs out from the school exit and makes her way home)
Amy: (Running) Okay, okay... I just need to head back home, then I'll be safe!
(Amy runs down a few streets)
Amy: C'mon, where's my street? I've been here many times before, I should know this by now!
Sheldon: Hey, kid! Wanna upgrade your ink gun? Now it's half price!
Amy: Now's not a good time!
Sheldon: Okay! Wait a minute, aren't you that girl who-
Amy: Yes, but I don't have time for this! I'm being chased by a gang of angry bullies!
Sheldon: Oh, okay then! You better run!
(Amy runs away)
Sheldon: That girl is going places... Bad ones... Hey, get that camera out of my-
(The camera cuts to Amy, she takes a shortcut through an alleyway, which leads to her street)
Amy: Oh! There we go! There's my street!
(Zach catches up with Amy)
Zach: (Running) Amy! Wait up!
Amy: (Noticing Zach's black eye) Oh... Wow... They got you good...
Zach: Don't worry about that, just worry about getting home! Because they're on their way!
Amy: Wait, what?! You didn't tell the principal on them?!
Zach: What would that do? Give them detention? Oh, please! I just wanna be with you, so we can get to know each other more, you know?
Amy: Look, there's my house!
(Zach and Amy get into the house, and lock all the doors. They both sigh in relief, and sit down next to each other)
Amy: So, how did you manage to get out of school?
Zach: The black eye kind of helped me with my excuse. How did you manage to get out?
(Amy's stomach growls loudly)
Zach: (Glares at Amy's belly) That did not sound good... 
Amy: I have IBS.
Zach: Oh...
(The room fills with silence for 10 seconds)
Amy: So... Do you think they found us yet?
(A rock comes flying through the window next to Zach)
Zach: That looks like a "Yes" to me...
(Zach and Amy look out the window to see that Ryan, Sam and Jessica had followed them home)
Ryan: Hey, blue boy! Nice eye! I hope everyone likes it!
Zach: (Sarcastically) Oh, sure. Everyone LOVES it...
Ryan: I thought you were a brown belt, and a black belt!
Zach: I am! You're just very big, and you have a gang! As a matter of fact, I'm wearing the belts right now!
(Zach pulls out his black and brown karate belts)
Ryan: Oh... I stand corrected...
Amy: You can't get us here, Ryan!
Ryan: Oh, that's okay! Now we know where you live! We can visit you at anytime we like!
Amy: (Realizing what she had done) Uh-oh...
Ryan: But, we're not finished with you just yet! We don't care what the law says! Let's break in, girls!
Sam & Jessica: Yeah!
Amy: Oh, no...
Zach: We're dead!
(Ryan and his gang attempt to break into Amy's house, but luckily, Duncan's car pulls in the driveway just in time)
Duncan: What are you teenagers doing?! Get off my property!
Ryan: Ah, squid nuggets! It's Amy's dad! Let's get out of here!
(The three bullies flee into an alleyway as Duncan enters the house)
Duncan: Stupid teenagers and their "I don't wanna follow the rules" crap...
(Zoey comes in)
Zoey: Oh, you're home. (Kisses Duncan on the cheek, and then sees Amy) Amy? Why are you home so early? And who is this?
Amy: Okay, mom... I didn't really win the Turf War last night... I had a temper tantrum on national television... (Sighs) Everyone in school saw my outburst, and they all made fun of me for it... The school bullies tried to fight me, mom... I ran away, and faked being sick to get out of school, so I can hide from those bullies... T-T-They followed me and Zach home, and now they know where we live...
Zoey: Oh, sweetie... You didn't have to lie to me about losing... Your father did the same thing to me when he lost his first ever Turf War. Even your sister did this to me, and she was 12!... I could of done something about this...
Amy: But, mom... It was all on national television. Everyone now sees me as a pathetic loser! There's nothing you could of done about it anyway...
Duncan: Amy, sweetie, you can't just leave school like that. That's not okay. Don't ever do that again.
Zach: Oh, my goodness... Duncan Oceanwave? THE Duncan Oceanwave?! Sir, it is an honor to meet you! (Shakes Duncan's hand) I am your biggest fan! I loved your Splatfest work during the '90s and 2000s!
Duncan: Well, thank you! Here's my autograph. (Writes his signature in Zach's notebook) There you go, kiddo. (Clears throats) Okay, now who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
Zach: I'm Zach. Amy and I are friends. Aren't we, Amy?
Amy: I guess you can say that! You're one of my only friends now...
Duncan: Well, if you're a friend of Amy's, then you're a friend of mine too. Hey, maybe later, I could show you the special moves I did during the Splatfest of '97.
Zach: That would be awesome.
Zoey: Say, what's your mother's phone number?
Zach: Oh, I'll just call her to let her know where I am.
Zoey: Actually, I wanted to ask your mother if she would let you stay at my house for the night. Amy could use the company.
Zach: Sure, go ahead. I'll call her.
(Zach calls his mother, who's name is Isabella)
Isabella: Hello?
Zach: Hey, mom.
Isabella: Hey, sweetie! What's up?
Zach: I made a new friend today, her name is Amy! And guess what, she's the daughter of '90s Splatfest Champion, Duncan Oceanwave! Amy's mom wants to ask you something.
Isabella: Okay, I'll speak to her now.
(Zach hands the phone to Zoey)
Zoey: (To Zach) What's your mother's name, Zach?
Zach: Isabella.
Zoey: Thanks. (Puts the phone up to her ear) Hi, Isabella. I'm Zoey, Amy's mother. I was wondering if your son could stay at my place for the night.
Isabella: Oh, sure thing! I was actually gonna call Zach later today to tell him I was gonna be at work for the night. So, yeah! He can stay at your place for the night!
Zoey: Okay, cool! My home address is "15 Inkfield Street, Splatfield". I'll see ya' tomorrow morning! Bye! (Hangs up) Okay, Zach. She said "Yes".
Zach: Great! So, where should I sleep?
Zoey: Uh... You can sleep on the couch, or...
Zach: The couch will be fine. Thanks.
Zoey: Great! Make yourself at home.
Duncan: You kids have fun with yourselves. (Zoey glares at him) Okay, maybe I worded that wrong, but you know what I mean.
(Zoey and Duncan walk away. Amy sits next to Zach on the couch)
Amy: Hey, thanks for saving my butt back there.
Zach: That's quite alright, Amy. (Places a hand on Amy's shoulder) I didn't want to see you get beaten up by Ryan.
Amy: (Blushes) Would you like a hug?
Zach: (Blushes) Yes.
(Zach and Amy hug each other, both blushing very hard. They both hold the hug for 10 seconds straight, and then stop hugging each other)
Zach: (Blushing) Thanks, Amy.
Amy: (Blushing) Anytime, Zach... Well, I should get some rest. That was some day we had...
Zach: (Blushing) Yeah...
(Amy heads upstairs into her room, and collapses onto her bed, exhausted. The camera cuts to the outside of Amy's house, and points up into the sky. The sky changes from day to night as the song "Night In Inkopolis" plays in the background. The scene changes to a tall, chubby Octoling girl who is looking over Inkopolis with a sinister look)
Scarlet: Ah... Inkopolis... Back when I was a little girl, I use to play with all my friends there. I remember when I'd always get pushed around by big bad Inkling gangsters... I even remember when those Inklings kicked our butts out of the city, because we were "Evil" to them... Ah... Those were good times... Now I'm a fully grown woman, and I want to demolish this place very badly... Heh, it's funny how we grow up...
Sarah: So, are we gonna raid this place, or what?
Scarlet: Yes, Sarah. We are. We just need to wait a little bit longer.
Lloyd: But, my Queen. When exactly are we going to attack? My feet are killing me!
Scarlet: (Imitating Lloyd) "My feet are killing me! When exactly are we going to attack? I'm such a suck-up! Wah! Wah! Wah!" (Normal voice) That's you, that's what you sound like.
Lloyd: You're horrible.
Scarlet: (Sarcastically) Why, thank you!
Sarah: What's the plan anyway?
Scarlet: We'll just wait here, and hide for now. But, when the sun rises... (The camera zooms into her face) We'll attack...
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