Inside Giygas (Roleplay)

Inside Giygas is a roleplay created by Retzorg that involves it and Girt6. It was actually triggered by a battle between Girt and Retzorg.
==Synopsis==
Retzorg and Girt are eaten by Gyigo after their battle and escape, but Girt6 goes crazy and tries to take over worlds.
==Exactly What Happened, According to the Role-Players Themselves==
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Retzorg: "OMG! WE'Z INSIDE A GIANT MONSTUH! WE GOTTAM BEEDA SPARKLEZ OUTTA IT SO IT CAN CHUCK US UP! BUT MAH POWERZ R DRAINED, SO ISSA UP TO YOU, 'MR. POKEMAN'!"
Girt: "ALRIGHT GIYGAS, YOU THROW US UPP RIGHT NOW? KK?"
Retzorg: "CANEE EVIN HEER US?"
Girt: "Naw, I guess not. I'm gonna have to hurt him now."
Retzorg: NAW, GIYGAS ISSA TOO BEEG TO FIGHT! WE GOTTAM CLIMB OUTTA HIS MOUTH!
Retzorg trips and falls on a button that activates a toaster with bread in it. It then reverts to its normal, sane, powerful, and uncharred form.
Retzorg: "Good. Now that I've made toast, I've recovered my powers- and my sanity."
Girt: "Hey! I think we can climb uppa dat stomach wall! In the intestines. It's a little bumpy, so I guess I could climb that. You have wings, so I guess you're fine."
Girt climbs, slowly becoming bored.
Girt: "Screw this! BLARRRRGH!"
Girt fires his laser (shoop da woop)
Retzorg: "Come on! Stop firing pointless lasers! Here, I'll carry you out!"
Retzorg pulls Girt out of Giygas.
Girt: "Hey Retzorg, can I try something? I think it'll work. NNRRG!"
Retzorg: "What the heck are you doing!? We're safe now!"
Girt: "You'll see... Just let me concentrate..."
Girt absorb's Retzorg's armor into his arm.
Girt: "It worked! The metal from your armor! I absorbed it!"
Retzorg puts Girt down.
Girt: "Mmm... Yes... THIS POWER!! WITH THIS MUCH POWER, I CAN LEVEL MOUNTAINS! DESTROY MONUMENTS! tAKe OVEr MANY GaLAxiES! MAKE EMPIRE FALL TO THEIR KNEES AN' SAY, 'Please don't hurt me! I'll do things! Anything!' Then I'll say, 'YOU KEN BE A SLAVE.'" *evil, crazy laughter*
Retzorg: "Shimatta... When I first got this armor, it said 'FOR DRAGONOIDS ONLY'. The magic chromium must be taking over your mind! Sorry, but I need to give you concussion so your mind can revert to normal."
Retzorg uses the Needle Cannon attack from the Mega Man Classic series.
Retzorg: "NEEDLE CANNON! Since that armor gives you weakness against piercing attacks, so 'IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!'"
Girt stares at his arm, which has had a spike shot through it, in amazement.
Girt: (To self) "Wha- What does he think he's doing? WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING?" (To Retzorg): "WHAT THE HECK? YOU IDIOT! NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY! I CAN ABSORB ANYTHING I WISH! Don't try and stop me..."
Retzorg has suddently changed into a fusion of "Denga", a fusion Tenguman and Discord from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
Retzorg: "Oh yeah, I just changed over the past few seconds. You know what, I don't need to 'defeat' you or anything. I just need to douse you so you can stop being evil and bent on taking over the universe."
Retzorg fires a turquoise-colored ray dubbed the "Negative Ray".
Retzorg: "I hope this works!"
Girt: "What just happened?" *yawn* "And why am I so drowzy?"
A portal appears, and random objects (including Mimi, Retzorg's younger cousin, while fused with a copy of Tenguman's heart) fly out of the portal.
Mimi: "I've just decided that I LOVE time traveling to the past!"
Retzorg: "MIMI?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?!"
Retzorg gives its second mouth that came with its fusion to eat.
Retzorg: "Now that I've neutralized you, I've got to get your so-called 'element of harmony', or basic bombasticness, back."
Retzorg gives Girt something too shiny to see.
Retzorg: "Here, eat this. It's good for you."
Mimi: "Oh, shut up and let me destroy you!"
Mimi begins charging a Shoop da Woop, but then stops.
Mimi: "Actually, Imma try something different."
'Mimi goes into the portal, then comes out. While in the portal, Mimi is warped to the future, turns the future Retzorg into a pixie', stuffs it in a wooden chest, and leaves back to the time of the Inside Giygas RP.
This is all that has happened to date.
==Trivia==
*This may be the only RP in Spore role-playing history that occurs immediatley after, contains the same RPers, and is tied to a battle.
**Because of this, the RP could be counted as part of the battle, and even vice versa.
**It is also linked the singleplayer RP of Retzorg's known as "Oh joy", which is the story of how Retzorg first became a pixie.
*"Shimatta" is a Japanese word that roughly translates to "Oh no!", but only when you consider the fact that there is no such thing as the concept of profanity in Japan.
*Girt refers to Retzorg as male after being hit by needles.
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