Bomberman

Bomberman is a male terrorist from Japan. Despite that, Bomberman is somehow a good guy.
== History ==
Bomberman was born in Japan. Bomberman joined the UnPolice at some point, and everything seemed normal. However, the UnPolice turned Bomberman into a cyborg, which is why Bomberman always wears a helmet. It's impossible for Bomberman to take off his helmet, since he's a cyborg now. Since Bomberman is now unable to eat food, he betrays the UnPolice and blows then up with his new ability to create bombs from thin air. Cyborgs have that ability for some reason.
The UnPolice got pissed at Bomberman for betraying them, so they created a clone of Bomberman named Black Bomber. Black Bomber then tries to kill Bomberman, but he FAILS, since Bomberman kills him instead.
Bomberman then went to France in order to escape from the UnPolice. However, Bomberman met a French terrorist named Pretty Bomber. Pretty Bomber tried to kill Bomberman, so he killed her in self-defense. However, Bomberman thought Pretty Bomber is so pretty that he had to bring her back to life. Bomberman that asks 2BDamned to bring Pretty Bomber back to life.
Bomberman: "Hey, can you bring Pretty Bomber back to life?"
2BDamned: "I will bring her back to life if you let me touch your butt."
Bomberman: "Bruh, I'm not gay! Anyways, I'm out of here."
Desperate to bring Pretty Bomber back to life, Bomberman breaks into Dr. Robotnik's lab.
Bomberman: "Bring Pretty Bomber back to life, OR ELSE I CUT OFF YOUR PINGAS!!!"
Dr. Robotnik: "NO!"
Bomberman cuts off Dr. Robotnik's PINGAS and blows him up, killing him! Bomberman then uses Dr. Robotnik's technology to bring Pretty Bomber back to life. Pretty Bomber suddenly has a crush on Bomberman, so they become boyfriend and girlfriend. After becoming Pretty Bomber's boyfriend, Bomberman joins the Blocky Bunch.
Bomberman later DIED during the DeviantArt War and went to Hell, but he escaped Hell with Gappy and Dimentio, so he's alive again. Bomberman then told Ron that he's returning to the Blocky Bunch, and he does.
== Trivia ==
*Bomberman's favorite movie is Fat Guys In The Woods.
*Despite being 19 years old, Bomberman's voice sounds high-pitched just like Boyfriend.
*Bomberman is the main character of Pumpkin Bomber, where he fights the Hungry Pumpkin by throwing grenades at him.
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