Secrets of the Sea

This is the 41st episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 2nd episode of season 4.
==Transcript==
(Episode starts with Hoopla explaining his plan to Simon.)
Hoopla: Okay, now that we have money, I'm going to start making my life perfect.
(The camera pans over to Simon, who has headphones on and is listening to "Rich Minion" by Yeat at full volume.)
Simon: (singing) I COUNT MONEY… I COUNT MON-
Hoopla: SIMON!
(Simon hastily takes his headphones off.)
Simon: What?
Hoopla: I'm trying to give some exposition here.
Simon: Oh, right sorry. Continue.
Hoopla: Anyway, as I was saying, now that we have money, I'm going to start making my life perfect.
Simon: Woah. Are you sure you can really make your life perfect? I don't know if it's just you having a quarter-life crisis or whatever… but I don't think anyone has a perfect life.
Hoopla: Sure loads of people's lives are perfect! Like… like… like loads of people!
Simon: Alright, I'm listening. Where are you gonna start?
Hoopla: Well...there's been something that's bugging me. The first day I came to this island I investigated a shipwreck that's under the ocean. As my luck would have it, it was haunted. But I've been thinking about that. If it's haunted, and there's ghosts, then shouldn't everyone who dies become a ghost?
Simon: Yeah...yeah that makes sense.
Hoopla: Therefore, my friend Scooter, who died during our battle with the Oobglo, should still be "alive" as a ghost, somewhere. I'm thinking if we go back to that shipwreck today, we can analyze it and figure out how to bring Scooter back as a ghost! And then we'd all be happy.
Simon: What about world hunger?
Hoopla: Oh, forget about those starving children, they can deal with that on their own.
Simon: What about discrimination?
Hoopla: Eh, I never really liked minorities. This, however, is far more important.
Simon: (pause)
Hoopla: I'm joking! Take a joke! (quietly) I was only like half seriou-
Simon: Uh! Hey...I think you should do this by yourself. I don't really know Scooter so I don't think I should help to bring him back.
Hoopla: Then what are you going to do? Relax?
Simon: Oh don't worry, I've already planned my day out. Since that crashed Oobglo mothership is right next to that shipwreck in the ocean, I can go take some technology from it to help us do...well, more cool things.
Hoopla: Alright, fair enough.
Simon: Although, it would be helpful if you brought along some of your friends to help us. We might need more help to do all of this.
Hoopla: Good idea, I'll call them up right now!
(Hoopla dials up Boopla, Carl, and Doclement at the same time)
Hoopla: HEY! I NEED YOUR HELP! COME TO THE OCEAN NOW!
(hangs up)
Hoopla: Alright, Boopla can help me bring back Scooter, Carl can help you in the mothership, and Doclement being the smartest person I know-
Simon: Hey wait, what about me?
Hoopla: -can help everyone out. Now let's hurry over to the ocean so we get there before they do.
(Hoopla and Simon rush over to the ocean)
Hoopla: Time to wait for everyone else. Heh, slowpokes.
(Everyone else arrives)
Hoopla: I mean, uh, wow you guys sure got here fast.
Carl: When I heard we were playing Gex, I dropped everything and came straight here.
Hoopla: Well have I got a surprise for you. What if we weren't playing Gex but were instead trying to revive Scooter and also raid a spaceship?
Carl: I would go home, but luckily we're playing Gex.
Boopla: Hey if we're going underwater won't we need scuba diving gear?
Carl: (sigh) Fine, I'll go get it. (walks to a stand nearby)
Boopla: Man, I wish we were fish so we wouldn't need that.
(silence)
Doclement: -So, what do you want me for Hoopla?
Hoopla: Well before I tell you, I'd like you to meet Simon.
(Simon walks up)
Simon: Hey. Nice to meet another smart guy around here, huh?
Doclement: ... 
Hoopla: C'mon Doc, don't be racist to talking jellyfish.
Doclement: I, er, (gulps) Uhhh-
Hoopla: Do you have a secret fear of jellyfish? I mean, that's understandable. Their stingers can be scary.
Doclement: Yes! That's correct. I do fear jellyfish because I don't like being stung. Yep. That makes sense.
Hoopla: Oh. Good to know.
Simon: Honestly I get this all the time and completely understand.
Carl: (walks back) Are you ready to go underwater? I got the suits.
Doclement: I ALSO HAVE A FEAR OF THE OCEAN SO INSTEAD I WILL GO TO A JUICE BAR. (runs away to the nearest juice bar)
Simon: I honestly don't understand at all, fricking racist.
Boopla: Well, so much for that.
Hoopla: (putting on his suit) We'll be fine. Me and you will investigate the shipwreck, while Simon and Carl will take stuff from the mothership.
(Everyone else finishes putting on their suits)
Carl: Hm, don't you find it a little strange how Doclement is acting.
Hoopla: Cut him some slack. He's a brand new famous author and that's probably warping his mind a little bit. This happens to all celebrities.
Boopla: Well it didn't happen to me. I'm fine.
Hoopla: You work with Satan.
Boopla: HE'S A NICE MAN! THERE AIN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
Carl: I actually met the Devil last night. Had a conversation, yeah I think he's alright.
Hoopla: Satan.
Boopla: But he tortures the bad people of the world. Just like jail, but worse. Does that really make him bad?
Hoopla: Ehhh you make a good point actually.
Simon: (yelling) COME ON GUYS! WE NEED TO STAY FOCUSED!
Hoopla: Oh yeah. Okay, let's go underwater!
Simon: The suits have walkie talkies so we can talk to each other.
(Hoopla and Boopla swim to the shipwreck while Carl and Simon swim to the mothership)
Carl: Ain't it weird that Doclement isn't coming?
Simon: Uh… yeah, very weird. Let's just carry on swimming over, it shouldn't be far.
Carl: Okay… what exactly are we looking for over there anyway?
Simon: Well… we'll see.
(A little more swimming later…)
Simon: Alright, we made it. Anything important to note?
(Carl is eating from a bag of snacks)
Simon: Carl, what are you eating?
Carl: Dietz Nuts.
Simon: Haha, very funny, Carl, now what are you eating?
(Carl shows Simon the bag)
Simon: Oh, you're serious. Okay then. Wait… CARL PUT THE BREATHING MASK BACK ON!
(Hoopla and Boopla reach the shipwreck.)
Hoopla: Wow, it's still here. It's even more wrecked than I remember.
Boopla: Are you sure there isn't any treasure yet?
Hoopla: We can't be sure unless we search the entire thing.
Boopla: Oh dear, I don't think I have enough time in my schedule for that.
Hoopla: BOOPLA!
Boopla: Right, sorry. For the treasur-
Hoopla: SCOOTER!
Boopla: Oh- Yeah, yeah, for Scooter too.
Hoopla: …Maybe after we can find some gold.
Boopla: You're a greedy fish, you know that?
Hoopla: Says the guy who works with Satan.
Boopla: I THOUGHT WE LET THIS GO ALREADY!
(Cut to Simon and Carl reaching the crashed mothership)
Carl: Y'know I just realized we might see a lot of dead alien bodies.
Simon: Oh, I'm sure they've all decomposed by now.
Carl: Uh, thanks for the info?
Simon: Let's go inside then.
(The two of them enter the mothership)
Carl: Hey look at this cool looking gun!
(Carl takes the gun and shoots it at his crotch, making it light on fire)
Simon: This shouldn't be happening.
(Carl's crotch extinguishes itself)
Carl: Phew.
Simon: Be more careful around here, Carl, you never know what kind of dangers could be inside this ship.
Carl: Looky here! An ice cream scoop!
(Carl presses a button on the "scoop" and it hits him in the face, leaving an indent)
Simon: You don't listen to a thing I tell you, do you?
Carl: (face goes back to normal) Haha, I wish.
Simon: (looking around for something) Just don't die, okay?
Carl: That should be easy enough…yeah…
Simon: (talking to himself) Now, where's the king's room?
Carl: (getting his head chewed on by a parasite) The what's room?
Simon: I don't know what you're talking about, I never said anything. I think you're going deaf.
Carl: Well maybe I am. (falls over) I hope this damage isn't permanent.
Simon: It's not, you just gotta walk it off.
Carl: Great, I'll do exactly that!
Simon: No, WAIT-
(Carl gets blown up and turns gray)
Simon: I will never understand the illogical fallacies that occur here.
Carl: I'm okay!
(Carl walks over and drinks an Oobglo drink, somehow)
Carl: Mmm, that's pretty good!
Simon: Carl, you really shouldn't be drinking that.
Carl: Oh puh-lease, what's the worst that can happen?
Narrator: Cancer.
(Cut back to Hoopla and Boopla)
Hoopla: Have you found anything yet?
Boopla: No, I have not.
Hoopla: WELL KEEP LOOKING!
Boopla: Hoopla, we've been looking for hours at this point. We're not going to find anything interesting.
Hoopla: Hours?! We just entered the shipwreck. You're delusional.
Boopla: Then don't keep asking if I've found anything because I clearly wouldn't be able to find anything that fast.
Hoopla: (sigh)
Boopla: Hey, I found something! I found it quite fast as I am a perfect individual.
Hoopla: Of course. What is it?
Boopla: Some kind of…ghost goo. Looks like it's been here for a long time. Now that's something that'll go for a lot on the black market.
Hoopla: You should stop going there if you want to keep your reputation. Let's pick this stuff up and head back to the shore.
Boopla: Wait, wait, wait- What about treasure.
Hoopla: Oh yeah…about that, the first time I came here I did find treasure…and I don't think there's anymore here.
Boopla: You mean to tell me you've had treasure all this time?! The hell did you do with it?!
Hoopla: How else do you think I paid for my hotel room turned apartment?
Boopla: Oh.
Hoopla: …I should really move out of that thing.
(Boopla groans. Cut back to Carl and Simon.)
Carl: Where do you think these aliens came from?
Simon: Somewhere powerful in space, that's for sure.
Carl: I wonder what else is out there.
Simon: Heh, I'm sure I'll explore it all one of these days.
Carl: Cool. I'm gonna go try out the Oobglo toilet! (runs off into the bathroom) Hell yeah!!
Simon: Now's my chance.
(Simon wanders around and finds the king's room)
Simon: Here we go.
(Simon looks around the room. It's a mess. Rainbow Oobglo goop is everywhere.)
Simon: Looks like pride month came early this year. Guess that's what's left of the king.
(Simon starts scooping the goop into a bag. When he's done, he walks to the center of the room, where the Oobglo king's heart remains.)
Simon: His heart. This will all make an excellent power source…for our lovely community. It's gonna be a great surprise for them. I just hope it won't be too controversial, with it being…alien guts…and all.
(Simon scoops up the heart and leaves the room.)
Carl: (all nauseous) That toilet…was NOT designed for my anatomy. Oh dear.
Simon: I'm ready to go. You?
Carl: I don't want to step foot in this place ever again. It's given me nothing but trouble.
Simon: Well it's more so your carelessness in touching random technology everywhere without any sort of thought put into your decisions- But- sure. 
Carl: Did you really have to rub it in?
Simon: Honestly, yes.
Carl: Oh my Neptune- (sigh) let's just go.
(Cut to them all in Simon's lab, where Simon has the ghost goo)
Simon: With the money I've been getting, I've been able to afford this lab.
Boopla: Looks as if Doclement has competition.
Simon: Science is not competitive.
Hoopla: So, Simon, are you ready to revive someone I know deep and dear to our hearts?
Simon: I've never met this guy, but sure. I have an entire machine to insert the ghost goo into and reform it back into your friend.
Hoopla: Sounds fancy.
Simon: If you knew how it works it isn't that fancy at all. Anyway, it's time to commence the revival.
(Simon inserts the ghost goo into a slot in the machine, and pulls a lever right next to it. The machine starts making a loud whirring noise, and on the other side of the machine, a figure slowly starts to form)
Hoopla: It's happening!
Boopla: This is really cool.
Simon: I know, right?
(The figure is starting to resemble Scooter as more of it forms)
Hoopla: There he is!
Simon: Hold on there, he's not quite finished forming yet.
(A few seconds later, and Scooter has been fully formed as a ghost, and looks around, very confused)
Scooter: Wait a minute dude, why am I… a GHOST?
Hoopla: He's alive!
Simon: He's a ghost, Hoopla, he's still dead.
Hoopla: Oh…
Scooter: Yep, I'm still dead. Why am I here anyway? I should be in heaven right now. Haw haw haw. -That's a joke by the way, I legally cannot confirm or deny whether heaven is real or not. I'm under an NDA.
Hoopla: We missed you, obviously! You were our best bud! Besides that one time we fought each other.
Boopla: I'm still amazed at how that actually worked.
Scooter: You guys have such good tech nowadays that you can even bring a ghost back to where he came from. But… I think my time here has been up for a while at this point. I need to get back to the… oh right, NDA. Well, wherever I belong. You know what they say, all good things eventually come to an end.
Hoopla: No, Scooter! You still have a lot to live for! Or, dead for? Me! Us! Boopla! Our new friend Simon!
(Simon sheepishly waves at ghost Scooter)
Scooter: Nothing you guys can do will convince me to stay up here anymore, dudes. I belong (points up to the sky) up there now. Or… whatever you want to believe in. Now, how do I get back to where I was?
Simon: Oh that's pretty simple. Just go back into that machine there, and I'll flip the lever back off so you can return.
Scooter: Sweet.
(Ghost Scooter goes into the machine, and everyone else gives him one last wave goodbye as Simon flips the lever, causing him to disappear)
Scooter: (fading) Buy a clamety pop in my honor!
Hoopla: (sniffles) Goodbye forever, friend. We will miss you!
Simon: Well... at least you got to talk to him one last time.
Hoopla: Yeah… there is that…
Simon: Come on guys, let's do something fun now. Like… What do you guys do for fun?
Boopla: I need to make more music, yo. The charts aren't doing as great as they could be right now.
Hoopla: I just wanted to make everything perfect, and I failed.
Boopla: Hoopla, making everything perfect is literally impossible. And subjective.
Hoopla: Maybe, but I'm still going to try…
Boopla: Oh dear.
(the episode ends)
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