Measurement and units

== Measurement ==
To measure is to acquire the enormity of a relative quantity to an established unit. Such measurement is applicable almost anywhere, except in places with no perception of these concepts, but one practically cannot exist in such vacuums of space and time.
== Units of Measurement ==
=== Time ===
Time is a commonly used measurement, used to measure events passing. Without this method of measurement, everyone would be confused. Commonly used measurements of time are seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, and millennia. In the Surreal Universe, these measurements are often prefixed with "chr.egg," and it is unknown what this means, as its translation from Ancient Surrealese has been long lost.
Unspecified intervals of time are just reffered to as time. (ex. "I will be gone for 8 time")
=== Distance ===
Distance is a measure of the space between two objects (Point A and point B, respectively), often measured to estimate the time it will take to reach Point B from Point A. Some common measures of distance are: centimeters, decimeters, meters, feet, miles, and kilometers.
Like with time, unspecified distances are just reffered to as distance. (ex. "Hot MILFs at your area only 3 distance away.")
=== Speed ===
Speed is a measurement of the time it takes to reach a place. Perhaps the most common measurements of this are Miles per Hour (mph) and Kilometers per Hour (kmph).
Like with distance and time, unspecified velocities are just reffered to as speeds, velocities, or acceleration 'cause nobody give a shit. (ex. "Help! It is lurching toward me at 8 speed!") 
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