THE XIIBUSS MOVIE

I don’t know how to start this... I’ll try.
I found a dvd called “the xiibuss movie Ü” written in paint.
The hell was that U thing, anyway?
I went home and popped the disc in as i got comfortable.
the movie opened on some weird swamp. the sky was crimson red, the trees were gold, the grass was dark scarlet and for some reason there was a song about the Travis Scott Meal from McDonalds, which didn’t fit AT ALL.
It also had burgers and fries EVERYWHERE.
The song went like this:
"Yo bitch, it's time to go bitch, To get the fuckin' Travis Scott Meal fo' sho' bitch With the mothafuckin' fries You're gonna mothafuckin' die When the barbecue sauce hits You'll take a massive shit Yeah the flavor never ends But your ass will not survive the cleanse"
At one point, the rapping abruptly cut out and a bunch of swamp monsters turned their heads directly towards the screen and started fucking SHRIEKING as an EXTREMELY loud death metal rock song played.
After that the rapping continued as normal as if that scene never happened.
We then see a scene of what was supposed to be xiibuss appearing out of whatever green goo SHIT, but instead of that, we see him rising out of a fucking lake of bbq sauce.
What the HELL? This must've been some kind of joke movie that had been made recently. Also, what was with the fucking McDonald's advertisements in the first place? Did they pay for this shit?
Anyways, let’s resume.
We see xiibuss working on something. “Hmph. I don’t even think Truccus will stop me at all.” Xiibuss said. He then looked at the screen and said 
"Hey! You're the guy who shat his pants at the store!" 
WHAT THE FUCK?!
"Remember these, pantshitter?" Xiibuss said as he held up a bag of frozen meatballs.
I don’t even remember having meatballs at all.
Xiibuss then started doing some voodoo shit with his hands as this weird red gas started filling the screen and the film continued as if that part wasn’t there.
We then see Duckala. He was trying to make a fucking KineMaster video on his phone.
Suddenly, Xiibuss came BARRELLING to where he was driving a fuckin’ monster truck.
"BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP!" Xiibuss SCREAMED as he came SMASHING through a nearby building, causing it to collapse.
Duckala suddenly turned around, unhinged his FUCKING jaw, and opened his mouth to a disturbingly large size.
"YOU RUINED MY FUCKING KINE MASTER!” he SCREECHED at a extremely high volume as his mouth still opened to an unholy degree.
Instead of responding, Xiibuss started dancing to some shitty Sonic CD metal sonic boss remix.
We then see Clickterr in his lab or whatever, but he REALLY sounded like a gang member.
"Man, FUCK these fuckin' assholes and shit." He said.
"You know, a fuckin' fly lands on some old guy's head and everybody's all like HOLY SHIT, but I do something and nobody gives a fuck." he continued.
"Yo, Siam? Siam! YO, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Clickterr yelled as his words echoed throughout the halls. "Where the FUCK are you, jimshit?!"
We see Siamophone, who was listening to some weird heavy metal anime shit with AirPods in.
"HEY! CAN YOU FUCKIN' HEAR ME? TURN THAT SHIT OFF!" Clickterr SCREAMED.
Siamophone couldn't hear a single fucking word he said.
Clickterr then aimed his gun and shot the fucking AirPods out of Siamophone’s ears.
Siamophone WHIRLED around abruptly and yelled "What the FUCK?" in a fucking man's voice for some weird reason.
"Turn the fucking TV on, Siamophone! I WANT TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL!" Clickterr SHRIEKED.
"What the exact FUCK is the Super Bowl, Clicky boy?" Siamophone asked.
Suddenly, Clickterr started laughing like a fucking maniac and pointing towards the screen. “Why don't you ask the man on the other side of the TV? I'm sure HE knows what the Super Bowl is!"
Ok, how the hell was this happening? How was this fucking movie talking to me through the fucking screen?
"Do you play any sports? Maybe you should, so you can GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS!" Clickterr yelled at me somehow. "Everyone's a fuckin' sports fan until their fat ass has to play some fuckin' sports. Like, damn!" Clickterr said, still sounding like a gang member.
Siamophone then turned around and suddenly had a large, bushy red beard somehow.
"Shut the FUCK up!" She SCREAMED at Clickterr in a thick Irish accent before jumping out the window and flying away.
We then see Xiibuss again, but he was sitting on a.....
fucking frozen meatball.
"That's right, I'm sitting on a meatball! What the FUCK are you gonna do about it, shitlicker?!" Xiibuss SCREAMED at the screen.
"You like throwing meatballs everywhere, don't you, jackass?" Xiibuss said. "Well, what if I throw meatballs at YOU?"
Xiibuss then threw his massive meatball at the screen.
The movie then just went black and displayed some weird message that said “no más”.
That was it. No credits or anything.
I had enough. I tried to destroy this so no one could ever see it, but I thought I could sell it online, and so I did.
If you ever see a dvd called “the xiibuss movie”, don’t buy it.
THE END
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