MEmE wOrLD: teh movai: the squeakquel - another meme world movie/Cutdown

This is a version of the sequel that cuts out filler scenes, just leaving a few good jokes and the overall story.
==Transcript==
(Movie begins as logos for Box Productions, Box Movies, and Meme World appear, along with a small SC&S Inc logo)
SpongeBot678: Gnarly dude, why is my logo so small?!
(gun loading sound)
(Camera zooms in on Meme World, but it turns back to black for the Narrator to speak)
Narrator: According to all known laws of SBFW, there is no way a sequel based on a failed movie can succeed. No one, after the first, wants to read the second. The sequel, of course, is created anyway because memes don’t give a flying f**k about what users say is impossible.
(July 24, 2019)
???: JOE DADDA
CrazySponge: O for f(censor bleep) sake! (hangs up) Maybe I just dialed the wrong number. Let’s try...this one.
Phone: You’re calling DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!
Doof: Thank you for calling. I would usually present my new invention, but instead, I’d like to report a murde- Get away from me!
SpongeBot678: Hold on, murder? File this to Fred! (calls Fred)
Fred: Hello?
SpongeBot678: Oh hi Fred. Uh, there's been a murder reported by Doof.
Fred: That guy? I’m not sure if we can trust him.
SpongeBot678: Fair point. Well I was going to call you anyway about solving who killed the Meme Council leader-
Doof: I KNOW! THAT’S WHO I’M REPORTING- NO DON’T TOUCH THAT INVENTION-
(ZAAAAP)
Doof: Huh. I wonder where that’s gonna end up.
SpongeBot678: Wait, what was that?
Doof: Oh, uh……………….. YOU NEED TO INVESTIGATE THAT MURDER!
(opening credits as the Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue! theme song plays)
(Cut to Fred and his gang driving a car from Bedrock)
Jon: Y’know we could just use my car-
Barney: We are not trusting the guy who is slowly killing his cat!
Jon: You think if I were killing him, he would’ve moved out years ago.
(In Jon’s house)
Garfield: hey that’s not a bad idea. (packs up) bye odie, i’m moving to nickelodeon.
(back to the crew)
Old Man Jenkins: Help.
Mr. Character: What?
Fred: It's probably just indigestion.
Old Man Jenkins: Help. (dies)
Mr. Character: Oh my god! They killed Old Man Jenkins!
Patrick: You (bleep)!
(an ambulance appears, Old Man Jenkins is put in the ambulance)
Mr. Character: Who did this?
Jon: Uhhh...
Fred: Jon. Don’t tell me-
Jon: Well all I did was bake him-
Fred: WHAT-
Jon: a pie.
Fred: Oh.
Jon: But my cooking is extremely bad so it might’ve been me.
P**isMan: Hmm, Jon, you are a very critical suspect in this case.
(cuts to a car driving to the Meme World logo, a goose leaves the vehicle then enters Meme World)
Goose: HONK
SpongeBot678: Who are you? Ooh! Are you one of the stars of a new Meme Toons show?
Goose: HONK
SpongeBot678: Do you have a name? Or are you just untitled?
Goose: HONK
(A duck comes out of the car)
Dolan: hiii im dolan dark and i like minecraft keanu reeves good fortnite bad tiktok bad meme
SpongeBot678: No. (pulls out gun and shoots dolan) That’s better.
(CrazySponge walks up)
CrazySponge: You better clean that blood off before you walk inside, y’know.
SpongeBot678: This ain't my first murder.
Goose: HONK (steals gun)
SpongeBot678: Hey, give that back!
Goose: HONK (runs off with it)
SpongeBot678: (runs after him) Get back here, you (beep)!
CrazySponge: I can see them being best friends someday! (a bunch of expletives can be heard in the background)
(cuts back to Fred driving the car)
Fred: Anybody else want to drive? (everybody else in the car is asleep) Slackers. (the theme song of the 2015 reboot of Alvin and the Chipmunks plays) What is that amazing music I can hear? (Alvin can be seen at the side of the road) Hmm… Hey, CG chipmunk, I need you to drive this car. (Alvin steps into the car) How old are you?
Alvin: 8.
Fred: Seems old enough to me. Also it’s a prehistoric car, so it’s kind of hard to drive (Alvin starts driving really fast) WOAH!
(Jon wakes up)
Jon: What a great nap. Wait. WHO ARE YOU?!
Alvin: I’m the lead singer of the band Alvin and the Chipmunks. My name’s Alvin.
Fred: He’s here to replace Old Man Jenkins.
(cuts to CrazySponge watching TV and SpongeBot678 entering with loads of bruises on herself)
CrazySponge: Did you get your gun back?
SpongeBot678: Yeah, I showed that goose who’s the real boss around these parts. He won’t even try to set foot in Meme World again.
CrazySponge: Wait, isn't that him out there?
SpongeBot678: Ye- huh?! (looks out the window to see him speaking to a Meme Toons producer) God dammit, he’s got his own Meme Toons series. Oh well. At least he’s giving us some money.
CrazySponge: You know you should watch out. He might try to steal your title.
SpongeBot678: What do you mean?
CrazySponge: Well, you’re a duck, ducks are part of the Anatidae family. He’s a goose, geese are part of the Anatidae family. You know, you’ve got competition, and not one that you can buy out.
SpongeBot678: Yeah, I don’t think just because we’re in the same family will make him take over.
(cuts back to Alvin driving, they’re close to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated)
Fred: Here it is, here it is. (Alvin drives right past it) What are you doing, that was our stop?!
Alvin: You never told me where we were driving to.
Jon: Yeah Fred, maybe this wouldn’t have happened if you had just continued driving instead of letting a stranger drive.
Fred: It’s fine, Alvin can just turn the car around.
Alvin: Uh, actually doing that is illegal on this road, apparently. We’ll just have to go another route.
Fred: WHAT?!
(a few hours later)
Alvin: Are you guys hungry? I’m hungry. Oh look, there’s a conveniently placed restaurant right here, do you want to eat?
Jon: Uh actually that place looks strange-
Alvin: Cool I want to eat too, let’s go. (parks the vehicle)
(they all enter the restaurant, to find it completely empty, dirty and covered in cobwebs)
(Cool Cat enters)
Mr. Character: Well this isn’t going to go well.
Cool Cat: Hey guys, it’s me Cool Cat! And I love all kids, and babies too. Bullying is bad. If people stopped bullying, they would have more friends! Look, I made a sandcastle. It took a lot of time and effort, but I made- (Patrick is eating the sandcastle)
Patrick: Needs more calories.
Cool Cat: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SANDCASTLE?! I AM TELLING MY DADDY AND HE’S GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS, AND OFFICER CREST IS GOING TO ARREST YOU!
Fred: Uh oh...
(Sheldon J. Dankton is driving Squidward Q. Testicals)
Sheldon: Where are we going? What show are we filming?
Squidward: We’re going to Squidward Community College to film a new season of School with Squidward Q. Testicals. You’re not in this one.
Sheldon: Ugh.
Squidward: What?
Sheldon: Well it’s just that we both do the same roles, yet you’re a success and all I get is a lousy feature on your Prison and Hell shows.
Squidward: Here we go again…
Sheldon: Hey, I’m just saying, I’m just saying. (the car comes to a stop)
Squidward: What happened?
Sheldon: I don’t know exactly. The car has just stopped.
Squidward: Did it run out of gas?
Sheldon: No, I topped it up this morning. It won’t come back on. (sees the gang’s vehicle) Hmm.... (leaves the car to inspect) What kind of vehicle is this?
Squidward: Oh, it’s one of those prehistoric vehicles. You drive with your feet. I know a lot about cars, I could-
Sheldon: Don’t even think about it... Anyway I could do some modifications, take some stuff out of the broken vehicle, and boom. We have a vehicle that we can never get insurance for. (starts taking a wheel from their car and putting it on the gang’s vehicle)
Squidward: Hey what’s this weird restaurant? Hmm.
Sheldon: No, don't go in there. Look closely in the bottom corner. (Squidward sees a sign)
Squidward: “This is a trap. Is it a good idea to say it’s a trap? Probably not. Why am I still writing this? I don’t know.” Boy, I’d hate to be whoever’s in there. 
Sheldon: (starts the gang’s vehicle and it’s really fast) OH YEAH! SQUIDWARD GET IN!
(Squidward gets in and they drive off)
(back in the restaurant, Daddy Derek is showing up)
Daddy Derek: Kids, what did you do?
Cool Cat: Daddy Derek, they destroyed my sandcastle.
Daddy Derek: Aw no, that’s terrible Cool Cat.
Fred: Alright I don’t know what’s going on here but can we just get our food and go?
Daddy Derek: Uh you might wanna tie up your shoes first.
Fred: What? (a cage drops on all the crew)
Barney: Something tells me this wasn’t a good idea.
Cool Cat: You fools have fallen right into our trap, aha.
Daddy Derek: Cool Cat is right.
Mr. Character: Alright what is going on here? Why are you doing this?
Funky Kong: Yeah this ain’t funky, man.
Daddy Derek: Well sirs, look what Cool Cat found conveniently placed in our garden this morning. (pulls out a gun) Behold!
(the crew screams)
Mr. Character: It’s a gun!
Daddy Derek: Wh- oh, wrong thing sorry. (throws it)
Daddy Derek: Anyway, uh this is what I wanted to show you. Behold! The MemeDetinatorInator!
Cool Cat: Memes aren’t coooooooool! They promote bullying. And bullying can upset kids. And I love kids!
Daddy Derek: Now this can’t do much now, it’s still warming up. Which is why I was hoping you’d show up later. Anyway, uh, I’ll go get the chefs to make you some food. You stay here or I’ll call your parents!
Fred: Wait a second, I didn’t know Daddy Derek could make inators! That doesn’t seem like him.
Patrick: Hold on a second…(calls on phone) I’m calling some dudes.
(The Scoob Gang From The Hit Movie Scoob Out Now To Watch At Home show up)
Daphne: Jeepers. (the gang let them out of the cage)
Fred Flintstone: Thank you, advertisement gang.
Shaggy: Zoinks!
(Daddy Derek returns)
Daddy Derek: Okay, I got you guys some PG foods. (the Scoob gang tackle him) Ow! Who are you?!
(Cool Cat returns)
Cool Cat: Oh no! Don’t do that to my daddy! (the other crew tackle him)
Fred (Scoob): Okay gang, now let’s see who Daddy Derek really is. (they take off Daddy Derek’s mask and he is revealed to actually be Doof)
Scoob Gang: Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Doof: Yeah, yeah, it’s me.
Fred Flintstone: Wait then who’s Cool Cat? (takes off Cool Cat’s fursuit, revealing him to be just some innocent man)
Meme Gang: An innocent man!
Innocent man: Oh thank god you got me out of that suit. I hated that, truth be told I was only doing it so I could feed my kids. I will go now. Thanks for the money, and all that. Ow. My head.
Fred (Scoob): It looks like Doof was trying to get rid of memes and replace them with unfunny comics.
Doof: And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling ex-wife- I mean those meddling kids. Now you are probably all wondering why I decided to build this inator. You see, as a child I was always trying to be funny like all the other kids. I would make my own jokes that we’re hilarious. But when I tested them out to my parents, they put me back into the gnome costume!
(Flashback)
Doof (child): Gnome
(Flashforward)
Doof: And then when I tried telling the kids my jokes, they would laugh at me! Although I’m not sure if they were laughing at how bad the jokes were or that I was in a gnome costume. But now, I figured out that if I made everyone else’s jokes bad, then my jokes would be better! Unfortunately it’s too late to use now.
Fred Flintstone: Wait a second Doof, didn't you call us earlier to report the killer of the Meme Council Leader.
Doof: Call to report- meme- ah yes, yes I did.
Fred Flintstone: So, who killed the Meme Council Leader?!
Doof: Meme Council- lead- ah yes, it was that Joker guy.
Fred Flintstone: Joker? Hmm?
Doof: Yeah, you know him. He had that movie that people stopped caring about a while ago.
(cuts to SpongeBot678 sleeping)
SpongeBot678: (dreaming) No dad, don't steal that car. What do you mean I have to drive it now? (the bedroom door creaks open) I am not a good driver dad, actually I have never driven a car before. Is driving through road closed signs okay? (the goose enters)
Goose: HONK (SpongeBot678 wakes up)
SpongeBot678: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goose: HONK
SpongeBot678: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goose: HONK (runs out the room)
SpongeBot678: Where are you going now? (CrazySponge enters)
CrazySponge: Do you mind? I am trying to get some beauty sleep.
SpongeBot678: It was that goose again. He came into my room and woke me up, I saw him. He was here I swear. (looking through the window) Oh look there he is, he’s got a knife in his mouth. He might be planning to kill me and then take over the world… MEME WORLD!!! Oh nevermind, he’s just recording his series… Oops.
CrazySponge: Welp, I am going to go back to bed now…
SpongeBot678: Me too. (goes back to sleep, dreaming) Aidan, stop. Stop! The toast, it’s burning! AIDAN!!! YOU’RE BURNING THE TOAST!!!
(cuts to the crew leaving the “restaurant”)
Fred: Well that was strange. Anyway, let’s get back into our-. Our- (realizes the car is gone) OUR CAR?!
Mr. Character: Wow. You upgraded us to an invisible boatmobile? Fancy.
Fred: No you buffoon, someone must’ve stolen the car! Now what are we supposed to do?
(stock music is heard in the background)
Mr. Character: What are those amazing tunes?
Fred: Oh it’s coming from the TV store across the street. (they walk over to see an advert for a car dealership)
Spokesperson: Hey. Do you want a free car?!
Fred: Would be nice.
Spokesperson: Well then come on down to the SC&S Car Dealership! We have loads of free cars.
Barney: How far away is that place from us?
Mr. Character: Not very far, I know a dude that works there.
(they start walking to the dealership)
Barney: You really know somebody who works there?
Mr. Character: Indeed, his name is Pete. It’s been awhile since I have spoken to him. Actually I think the last time I spoke to him was when he was in rehab.
Alvin: Wait what?
Mr. Character: Anyway he’s had all sorts of jobs since. He was a mail carrier one time. Then he became a chef.
(scene of a waiter walking up to him)
Waiter: Okay Pete the customer wants a- (the kitchen is up in flames) WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Pete: The microwave isn’t working.
Mr. Character: And he was also a teacher. That’s only from this year.
Jon: Okay that doesn’t sound very goo-
Fred: We’re here. (they’re at a forecourt full of old cars and vans)
Barney: That’s not normally a good sign-
Mr. Character: Oh there he is. (yelling) Pete! (Pete walks over)
Pete: Hey Mr. Character, it’s been so long! Last time I saw you I was recovering from an addiction to crack cocaine. Anyway, what can I do for you?
Fred: Well our car got stolen and we saw you were selling free cars so, I think you get where this is going.
Pete: Oh yes our free cars, they’re right over here. (they walk over to a pile of old used cars)
Fred: Okay so which is the best?
Pete: Well I wouldn’t know since I am not really a good driver, never learned in fact.
Jon: Hey this looks nice. (he spots a van, gets into it and drives it) Ooh yes this is perfect. (he parks it and ends up showing the other side of the van which has “free candy” written on it) Yeah I see no problems with this van.
Fred: Uh Jon.
Jon: What? (he looks at the van) Oh, oh dear. Nevermind then.
Funky Kong: Hey bros, what’s this bodacious car? (he tries to drive the car when the car suddenly starts spinning around and then disappears)
Car: Now in the 49399th dimension.
Jon: Suddenly the Free Candy van seems more appealing.
Barney: So uh...when is he gonna come back?
Pete: In about 10 minutes.
Fred: Well, I don’t want to pick a car without all our members deciding on it. That’s why we’re gonna wait out the 10 minutes.
Barney: Sounds good to me!
Alvin: Oh come on! I’m gonna be so bored!
Mr. Character: Well Alvin, I do know Pete keeps some stuff from his past jobs in the storage room. Maybe we could find something good there.
Alvin: Fine. But I’m just expecting old junk.
(They go inside the storage room)
Mr. Character: Let’s see...we have a PS3 Super Slim here.
Alvin: Boring.
Mr. Character: Meme World: The Game?
Alvin: That hasn’t even been released yet so it’s basically useless.
Mr. Character: Sealed copy of Gex: Enter The Gecko?
Alvin: Ew.
Mr. Character: What is wrong with you?!
Alvin: (sees some kind of gadget with a map on it) Hey, what’s this?
(Mr. Character picks it up and reads the label on the back of it)
Mr. Character: “Bad-Guy-Scanner...finds hot evil-doers in your area” Are we sure this isn’t just a tracker for hot women?
Alvin: Nah. Look here. (points to the location on the map) “The Back Alleyway of Meme World...where you’ll find hated and forgotten characters” That might be where we could find Joker! Back alleyways are full of bad people!
Mr. Character: That’s right! I don’t know where Pete got this, but it’s gonna help a lot! Let’s go show this to the gang. (they leave) Hey guys look at what we found. (passes something to the gang)
Fred: This is just a copy of Gex.
Mr. Character: No not that, this. It’s a Bad-Guy-Scanner. It’ll help us find Joker!
Fred: Really? Where is he located?
Alvin: Back Alleyway of Meme World.
Fred: (scared) B-b-back Alleyway?! That place will kill us.
Patrick: Yeah and I can’t die today, I’m being audited tomorrow. It’ll mess up my schedule.
Barney: But we have to go there. We gotta get Joker. Besides, we survived a Meme World fire and a Meme World Demon. We can survive this.
(Suddenly, Funky Kong falls out of a portal)
Funky Kong: Woah dude, I’ve seen, like, new radical colors and stuff in there.
Pete: So are you guys gonna take a car now? I gotta get onto the next scene of Family Guy, where I’ll meet with Sans.
Fred: Wait wait wait...hold on a second. I know who you are. You’re Pete...r Griffin, aren’t you?
Peter Griffin: Yep!
Mr. Character: (gasp)
Funky Kong: Whoa dude!
Peter Griffin: (laughs, his phone starts ringing) Hold on I gotta take this. (answers) Hey Lois! Excuse me. (walks off)
Mr. Character: I can’t believe it...my old friend Pete was Peter Griffin the whole time...my life is a lie.
Fred: So...about the car...which do we choose?
Jon: Let’s see...we can choose a time travelling car…
P**isMan: Or a very tiny car. I like things small.
(They get into the tiny car)
(P**isMan sits next to Alvin)
Alvin: Help. I’m underage.
(They drive off)
Funky Kong: Yo dudes look what we’re passing on the way there! We’re passing the Memeting Room! And the Memexperiment construction site! I can’t wait for that channel to release.
(1 hour later…)
Jon: I think I might be late for dinner.
Barney: Be careful Fred, we’re passing the Meme World Police Station and the Meme World Jail.
Fred: It’ll be fine. Just gotta get past them so we can get to the Meme World Crossing Station, then once we pull out our Meme World Permits and Meme World Licenses, they’ll let us pass into the dark zone of Meme World, leading to the Back Alleyway of Meme World.
Barney: Wow, we really start every important place and thing with the words “Meme World”, don’t we?
Patrick: It was fun when I was in the Meme World Mental Institution!
Barney: Are we there yet, Freddy?
Fred: Almost...just passing the Meme World Jail now. Gotta go very...slowly…
(A crazy guy jumps onto the window of the car)
Guy: OOGA IM GONNA GET YO-
(Fred turns the windshield wipers on, pushing him off the car)
Fred: That was easy. (drives over the man)
(They drive up to the crossing station)
Fred: Hello officer.
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Hello. It’s Me, SNANZ! (fortnite dances) YEAH
Mr. Character: You’re the security guard?
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: This is my part time job. So, what are you here for?
Fred: We need to go to The Back Alleyway of Meme World.
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Not a problem- WAIT. THE BACK ALLEYWAY OF MEME WORLD? I let someone go there once… (cuts to the grave of EB’s Dad)
SpongeBot678: It didn’t have to come to this…
(cut back)
Fred: Listen buddy, my gang saved Meme World a few months back. I think we’ll survive.
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: I mean, if you really think so…
Mr. Character: This sounds like a bad idea.
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Y’know, I’ve had worse ideas in the past and I’m still here. Like once I deep fried myself. I became pretty dank.
Alvin: I have never wanted to jump out of a vehicle more than I do now…
P**isMan: Damn Alvin, that’s worse than that time I joined The SBFW Crib.
(Footage missing)
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: I don’t really care what you decide to do, so just show me your gnarly permits.
Funky Kong: Hey dude, I’m the only one that says radical phrases around here.
Alvin: Yeah, let’s just get out of here.
(Alvin jumps out of his kiddy seat and lands onto the pedal, moving the car, obviously)
Snanz Ze Zkeleton: Aw man, I didn’t get to steal their permits and sell them online.
(Cut to SpongeBot678 shaking uncontrollably in a chair)
SpongeBot678: The Goose...that...that...that...that..that...that...that...that
CrazySponge: stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu-
(SpongeBot678 falls off the chair)
SpongeBot678: I’m losing ne sense if balanc Oh my
CrazySponge: o
SpongeBot678: The Goose, The Goose caught me! HE’S FOUND ME! THE HONKING WON’T STOP!
CrazySponge: What did he find?
SpongeBot678: He caught me SPAM TABBING!
CrazySponge: Spam tab- Why are you so freaked out about this goose?
SpongeBot678: He- he (censor bleep)ed my wife.
CrazySponge: What?
SpongeBot678: And then he spam tabbed on my device to get me globally blocked across the FANDOM network…
CrazySponge: youre not making any sensees
SpongeBot678: He may just seem like a Goose...but I see deeper. HE’S MORE! HE WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD!
CrazySponge: Ok, this is getting out of hand, I’m just gonna go talk to the goose myself.
SpongeBot678: SAVE YOURSELF!
CrazySponge: Does anyone know where that goose is? (walks behind curtain) Ah hello Mr. goose. Uh huh. I see. Yeah. No. Why? Ohhh...oh. (falls down)
(cut back to Fred and the gang)
Car: You are entering - DARK MEME ZONE.
Mr. Character: NO I CAN’T GO BACK THERE!
(The sky starts slowly turning to black, as the road starts to fade away into nothing)
Car: Elevation dropping. 5 feet. 10 feet. 20 feet. 50 feet. 100 feet. 1000 feet. 5000 feet. 10000 feet. 50000 feet. 100000 feet. 500000 feet. 1000000 feet. 5000000 feet.
Barney: Hey uh, how far are we dropping?
Car: 10000000 feet. 100000000 feet. 1000000000 feet. 1000000000000 feet.
Alvin: You would think I’d be feeling some sort of air resistance right now. Why aren’t I feeling any wind? (sticks his finger out the window and it gets sliced off by the air friction) Oh……. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Car: 1000000000000000000000000000000 feet. Breaking down…down...d
Fred: Uh oh.
(The car runs out of fuel and explodes)
Mr. Character: Where are we?
(Suddenly, Mario’s floating head appears)
Alvin: Hey I recognize you, you’re from that one Meme World block with Snanz Ze Zkeleton!
Patrick: We’re not even trying to hide the advertisements anymore… By the way watch my totally new Sponge on the Run movie, and that Kamp Koral show too! It’s on uh… What’s it called again? Apple TV+? No, uh……...
Mario: Mama Mia, You are in the Dark Meme Zone!
Patrick: Is it Disney+? No, uhh… Plus? No...
Mario: If you want to continue, you won’t. You will be haunted by the darkest memes and creepypastas in existence! (laughs) Yahoo!
Fred: So are we just going to be falling forever?
Mario: No, you shall experience every creepypasta imaginable and then you will splatter onto the ground.
Fred: Not if I have anything to say about it! (punches Mario)
Patrick: PARAMOUNT+! THAT’S IT!
Mario: Oh you wanna fight? (sends the gang to the ground immediately)
(The gang is forced unwittingly to the ground, splattering dark-red streams of blood across the plunge pool of decapitated heads, detached limbs and disfigured corpses, as they are impaled at all angles, killing them all.)
(Camera zooms out)
Mario: As you can see, that is what will happen if you try to defy me.
Fred: Okay, forget that idea.
(It turns out that the sequence of them dying didn’t actually happen, and it was just to show what happened if they attacked.)
Mario: Now, you will all suffer from the creepypastas of the past and future! (gaussian blurs away)
(a narrator starts speaking)
Narrator: Hello, you are watching the Dark Meme Zone.
Mr. Character: No f(censor bleep)ing s(censor bleep).
Narrator: I am now going to read a classic CreepyPasta, Jeff The Killer.
Alvin: hehe my name jeff funny
Narrator: For our viewers, this program contains scary imagery and audio. If you are easily scared, please avoid this segment of the movie. You. Have. Been. Warned. (slowly fades to black)
Narrator: (reading Jeff the Killer) A thing of bleach fell down on top of him from the top shelf. It burnt both of them and they both started to scream.
Barney: Wait hold on one second. Bleach doesn’t cause fires!
Narrator: Wh- what do you mean?!
Barney: Bleach is very weak. If anything it puts out fires
Narrator: I- I uh...Ok, maybe that isn’t the best story. How about I read another one? This one is called...Slenderman.
Patrick: That movie sucked.
Narrator: ...what? I liked that movie.
Jon: (laughs) Even my cat’s movie has a higher rating on Rotten Tomatoes!
Narrator: NO! CEASE THIS DEFAMATION! SLENDER MAN IS AN AMAZING CREEPYPASTA SO THE MOVIE MUST BE AMAZING TOO!
Fred: Guys keep doing this, we're weakening his powers!
Narrator: Well there must be one creepypasta you guys like. How about Squidward’s Suicide?! That’s a good one! And it’s SpongeBob-related too!
Patrick: Huh?
Narrator: What? You must have heard of it.
Patrick: (eyes turn into the Nick logo) There is no such thing. There has never been, and never will be, a Red Mist. It has never appeared in Randomland. It was only a baby. Forget. Forget. (eyes return to normal)
Narrator: That was strange. But there must be one simple creepypasta you like! (can be heard frantically flicking through pages) What about game ones? Sonic.exe? Godzilla NES? Ben Drowned? I think I have some weird one about SpongeBob in Vietnam here? If not, do you like things that aren’t exactly creepypastas? Like tall tales, SCP, god almighty THERE MUST BE SOMETHING! TELL ME!
Fred: Meh.
Narrator: NOOOOooooooo….(fades away)
(Mario reappears)
Mario: You have all proven yourselves worthy. You have shown me that you will be able to handle the Back Alleyway of Meme World. So, I will let you go. Let’s a go! (clicks his mustache) I go bye bye now.
(The gang fades away and reappears in the Back Alleyway of Meme World)
Jon: So where’s that funny silly Joking guy?
Patrick: Hey look it’s the cast of SpongeBob in PeePee Land.
P**isMan: I like this.
Mr. Character: And there’s the cast of SpongeBob SquarePants (The Hank Hill Series) (coming soon). I guess that’s never coming out.
Alvin: And what version of SpongeBob is this? (points to a SpongeBob sniffing some kind of substance)
Patrick: Oh, that’s just the normal SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: (explicative) (explicative) (explicative) Hello.
Patrick: Hey there buddy! How are you doing?
SpongeBob: (explicative) (explicative) Dunktastic!
Patrick: Great. We’re trying to find a guy named Joker. Hear me out, could you tell us any information on him?
SpongeBob: (explicative) Hear the roar of my full-force neutral attack!
Patrick: Aw, I guess not-
(SpongeBob slaps all of them, making them fly and land up into the center of the Back Alleyway of Meme World, which is basically Times Square but if it was all evil and corrupted.)
Fred: Alright guys, I don’t think talking to anyone will help, so we gotta do some exploring and figure this out ourselves!
Alvin: How far do we have to go to find Joker?
Mr. Character: Hmm, well since he killed the Meme Council leader, he’s either in hiding or…
(A giant screen on a building starts playing an episode of “The Joker Show”, where the Joker talks about killing and stuff.)
Mr. Character: ...On TV. Well I guess we better get going to the recording department to find the Joker.
(goes back to CrazySponge on the floor and SpongeBot678 looking at the goose)
SpongeBot678: Did you… Kill him?
Goose: honk
SpongeBot678: YOU ARE EVIL! I KNEW IT! DO YOU HEAR THAT CRAZYSPONGE? I WAS RIGHT!
CrazySponge: (wakes up) Ohh...what happened?
SpongeBot678: CRAZYSPONGE! THE GOOSE MURDERED YOU!
CrazySponge: Oh, I’m dead? Aw man, not again.
SpongeBot678: But do you agree with me that he’s evil?
CrazySponge: Uhh, I don’t really know, for some reason I feel so tired right now...ughhh.
SpongeBot678: (to Goose) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?
Goose: honk
CrazySponge: I’m fine, I’m fine. Just a bit tired, that’s all. I’m sure there’s nothing else to it.
SpongeBot678: When you say that it means THERE’S TOTALLY MORE TO IT!
CrazySponge: Yeah right. (yawn) Oh man, I gotta do some walking around to make sure I don’t fall asleep. (walks away)
SpongeBot678: Alright, that’s it! I’m figuring this out for myself. I’m heading into the (whisper) Meme World Vault.
(back to the crew at the back alleyway of Meme World)
Mr. Character: You see, this is why we need to have some renovations here at Meme World! This place is a mess, there’s so much stuff everywhere it’s impossible to find what we’re looking for- (walks into a wall) See this is what I mean! Why would you put a brick wall here with the words “RECORDING DEPARTMENT” above it?!
Fred: Mr. Character, this is the place we’ve been looking for!
(They walk inside)
Fred: Let’s be careful, this recording studio is for Meme World’s illegal shows.
NAME WITHHELD: Identification please.
(Mr. Character slaps NAME WITHHELD to the ground.)
Alvin: Why would you do that?
Barney: Ok, I found a map that shows us where all the filming locations are in this studio. Let’s see...The Garfield Show, Thursday Spin-Off, The CrazySponge Sketch Comedy Show, The Meme World Demon Show, wait why is Vsauce4 listed on here? Aha! Here it is. The Joker Show. Just a few centimeters away.
Alvin: Why do most of the series recorded here have “show” in their name?
Patrick: They should make The Patrick Star Show!
Mr. Character: No, that’d be stupid.
Fred: No more waiting around! The Joker is right behind this door! Let’s stop him!
(The gang burst down the door, similar to the FBI OPEN UP Block, but we did that in the previous movie.)
Fred: Joker! Come out!
Narrator: You’re watching ACTN. The Meme World block for action shows and sequences.
(Copyrighted James Bond music plays)
(Cut back to SpongeBot678 entering the Meme World Vault)
SpongeBot678: Security tapes, security tapes...aha!
(SpongeBot678 puts in a tape with the current date on it.)
SpongeBot678: Let’s see what that Goose really did!
(Camera zooms into the TV where we see CrazySponge talking to the goose)
Goose: honk (Hello CrazySponge. SpongeBot678 has been scared of me and I don’t know why.)
CrazySponge: Uh huh.
Goose: honk (I’m not trying to do anything, I have zero clue about the situation.)
CrazySponge: I see.
Goose: honk (...Are you trying to get information out of me?)
CrazySponge: (pause) Yeah.
Goose: honk (You think I actually did something, don’t you?)
CrazySponge: Well...no.
Goose: honk (Y’know I suspected you would think that.)
CrazySponge: Why?
Goose: honk (Because I needed cheerios for my family and you were taking all the cheerio boxes, so I had to take one. You’re mad someone else is eating cheerios.)
CrazySponge: Ohhhh....oh.
Goose: honk (I needed to feed my family. You were just gonna let my family starve. I’m not evil, just trying to make it through this world. Also you probably haven’t eaten cheerios in a few days since I took them so you’re gonna probably pass out.)
CrazySponge: (falls down)
.
(Camera zooms back out)
SpongeBot678: Oh. I guess I’m wrong. Huh. (walks outside and sees CrazySponge talking to characters)
CrazySponge: yyknow , im vva rry nice man, yknow that cocccnute fred?
Coconut Fred: Uh-
CrazySponge: yknow tehres sno such fthing as a white cocnutm, there’ only brown no white, so youre just ac coconut.
SpongeBot678: I knew CrazySponge was an ass, but I didn’t know he was racist! Wait, did I really just say that?
(CrazySponge turns around and talks to someone else)
CrazySponge: Heeeyyy there heye nmrr4iewoijiej8099999(((((@@@#*)$@()#(_)---
(It shows that CrazySponge was actually talking to a pole.)
Local Meme World Fan: Pole! You’re cheating on me with the owner?! I’m divorcing you!
SpongeBot678: Ok, this doesn’t make sense. Why is CrazySponge acting so weird? (remembers that CrazySponge said he “felt sleepy”) Hmm… (walks back into the vault) Let me watch this tape again.
(Cut back to the gang entering the Joker’s room.)
Joker: And then he was like “it’s schizophrenia” and I laughed and then he’s like “it’s not funny” and I’m like “yes it is.”
Mr. Character: There is nothing funny about that. (laughs)
Joker: Who was that?
Fred: It is us! We are the, uh… We are The Meme Gang!
Joker: Wow that’s really cool! You know what else is cool? This! (pulls out a gun, puts it to Mr. Character’s head) This is really cool, watch! (he fires it but water comes out instead) What?
Mr. Character: NO! I’M MELTING!!! Wait, no I’m not…
Joker: I do not understand, I had bullets in here a moment ago. Oh well. I’m gonna kill all of you.
Jon: (shakes Joker) JOKER!!! ARE YOU /j or /srs
Fred: Let’s just get straight to the point, why did you kill the Meme Council Leader?
Joker: That is a jolly good question! That murder was taken completely out of context by the Meme World Press. They always have a pro-Meme World bias. I cannot believe it either.
Barney: Hey wait, you’re dodging the question.
Joker: Now dodging questions is something that I do not take lightly. I only do it in cases where it could reveal my true identity…
Fred: Your what?
Joker: What?
Fred: What you just said?
Joker: F(censor bleep) I am stuck. And this stupid gun doesn’t f(censor bleep)ing work! (fires the gun but this time it works and he shoots a random cameraman)
Cameraman: Ow. Huh that’s weird, you’d think that would’ve killed me but here I am. Completely fine… (falls to the floor)
Joker: Wait if this gun works now, then I can kill you all! (realizes that Alvin has his gun) WAIT WHO GAVE THE 8 YEAR OLD MY GUN?!
Mr. Character: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Fred: Not yet, just tell us your true identity first.
Joker: Well folks, you see… I am not the Joker. I am…
Mr. Character: Holy (censor bleep) It’s…
Fred: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW WE ENDED THE FIRST MOVIE! No, don’t cut away, don-
(cut to SpongeBot678 rewatching the tape.)
Goose: honk (I’m not evil, just trying to make it through this world. Also you probably haven’t eaten cheerios in a few days since I took them so you’re gonna probably pass out.)
CrazySponge: (falls down)
SpongeBot678: Hmm…
(goose walks over to CrazySponge’s body)
SpongeBot678: Wait… What’s happening here?
(goose honks over CrazySponge’s face)
SpongeBot678: Hmm… Enhance video. (she enhances the video and sees the goose spray something from his mouth into CrazySponge) Oh my… I gotta find Goose!
(SpongeBot678 rushes outside and looks around to try and find Goose.)
SpongeBot678: Where is that little piece of (bleep) who (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)
Goose: (honk)
SpongeBot678: Aha! I’ve found you!
Goose: honk honk honk honk
SpongeBot678: Whoa don’t have that tone with me. I know you did something to CrazySponge. I know you’re trying to take over Meme World.
Goose: honk honk (you’re right)
SpongeBot678: AHA! SO I’M RIGHT! I’m calling the Meme Police!
Goose: honk (I’m afraid that won’t be needed. In fact, I will say right here. No Meme Police.)
SpongeBot678: Uh...no, you’re being arrested.
Goose: honk (Just wait.)
(Cut back to the Meme Gang and the Joker)
Joker: ...Mr. Character, why did you say that? I didn’t even say anything! I won’t reveal myself this instant. Just wait.
(Screen fades to black. Suddenly, a jingle is heard.)
Jingle: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
(Camera shows Doof sitting down, bored.)
Doof: Man, I’m bored. Now that these inators have been broken down, I have nothing to do here besides just waiting.
(Doof looks over at one of the broken inators, the one that changes memes into unfunny things.)
Doof: Hmm, Joker set off that inator at the beginning of the script. But why? And where did the laser go? (looks up at the sky)
(Perry the Platypus jumps in)
Perry: (platypus noise)
Doof: Wait Perry the Platypus. I may need your help. I don’t know why, but I feel like something is gonna happen.
(cut back to Goose and SpongeBot678)
Goose: honk honk Honk HONK HONK HONK
SpongeBot678: What the?
(SpongeBot678 sees tons of characters looking up at the sky.)
SpongeBot678: Huh?
(SpongeBot678 looks up as well, and then sees it. A giant laser, soaring over Meme World)
SpongeBot678: Fu- (runs off)
Goose: HONK (Our time has returned, my king.)
(The laser flies over all the Meme World locations. The logo [still being repaired from fire damage], The court, the jail, Imagine HQ, the mememart mini, the Memeting Room, the filming sets, the construction sites, the restaurants, the car dealerships, all of it. It then flies over the Dark Meme Zone, lighting up the sky for the first time in history.)
Joker: I hear it. You’ve lost, it’s over for all of you.
Fred: What?! I don’t understand!
Joker: There’s a lot more to Meme World you don’t know.
(Joker pushes the Meme Gang out of the way, and runs up to the top of the building.)
Joker: Come, come to me!
(The laser hits Joker, and the Joker absorbs all of it.)
Joker: The power, I’m back!
(The Joker transforms, he doesn’t look too much like the Joker from Joker 2019 anymore.)
Joker: Fools, welcome back your king. The king of Meme World...no. The true king of FUNNY LAND! I AM THE JOKESTER, KING OF FUNNY LAND!
Mr. Character: NO! NOT FUNNY LAND! (has a Vietnam flashback)
(The Joker, now named Jokester, starts sending out a shockwave covering Meme World at a decent pace.)
Mr. Character: WHAT IS THAT?!
Funky Kong: Don’t worry dudes, I got this. Time to stop this all by myself with my RADICAL POWERS!
(Funky Kong stands in front of the shockwave but the shockwave takes over him, turning him into Cool Gorilla, a funny lander.)
Fred: FUNKY KONG!! NO!
Barney: That shockwave is turning everything into Funny Land!
Fred: We gotta find somewhere to find!
(They run into a back alleyway in the Back Alleyway of Meme World.)
Fred: I hope we find something or someone that will save us.
(Fred turns around and looks directly at the Meme World Demon and the Meme Council, standing right behind him.)
Fred: WHAT THE?!
Meme World Demon: I hate you guys but we gotta put aside our differences for now! I’ll explain in a minute.
(The Meme World Demon creates a strong force field that the shockwave can’t overcome, so it moves around the forcefield and continues onto the rest of Meme World. Cut to the shockwave spreading over Meme World.)
CrazySponge: uwdoiwei haah ah cnib29 yol swag
(The shockwave covers CrazySponge and turns him into what he really is, Sleep Deprived CrazySponge.)
SpongeBot678: (running from the shockwave) Oh god, oh god, I’m hiding in the Meme World Bunker! (runs into the Meme World Bunker)
Goose: honk
(The shockwave covers Goose and does nothing to him.)
Goose: honk
(The shockwave spreads over the many locations and characters of Meme World.)
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I think we might die! What are we gonna do?
Squidward: Eugene H. Krabs, you are the light of my dire, depressing life, and I want to make love to you right here, right now, in this childrens' bedroom.
Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD!!!! I have been thinking the same thing. (he goes to kiss Squidward)
Tripolar: Hi everyone and welcome to Minecra- what the? I don’t feel so good...
(Tripolar transforms)
Quadpolar: Hello there and welcome to Hytale Saturdays.
Meme World Narrator: Happy Meme World Picture Sunday everyone, wait if it’s saturday then why-
(Meme World Narrator transforms)
Funny Land Narrator: HAPPY FUNNY LAND PICTURE MONDAYS [(JRUEICOUIBYOBEY*Y)]
Captain Pantspants: Oh boy I sure do love having my unepic tales! Wait what is happening-
(Captain Pantspants transforms into Captain Underpants)
Captain Underpants: My books got banned because they contained sexually-explicit content.
(Back to the Meme Gang.)
Fred: Can someone explain what is going on here? Why is the Joker called the “Jokester” and saying he’s the king of Funny Land, you guys never told us who the Meme Council leader was, EXPLAIN IT ALL!
Meme Council Member: Well it’ll take awhile, but this is the story.
this story has been approved by the [meme council]
This story has also been sponsored by the user of Zoltan from the deal made in the epic-gamer-chat at April 24 2021, 3:20 AM EST (go search it up if you dont believe me)
Meme Council Member: Long ago...in the year of #(*^&*!)^%!_, which was probably the year CrazySponge was born, was also the same year where comedy was born. Comedy was then killed shortly after, obviously. So a while after, some stuff happened which I will save for the third movie that led to the creation of Funny Land. You all know Funny Land, it’s in the history books. But the books don’t tell the full story. They say everyone hated Funny Land. They were right, but that’s besides the point. There was in fact a king of Funny Land. The founder of the small colony. Their name was...the Jokester.
(Flashback - Funny Land, Sometime in the past)
(a man knocks the door to a house)
Resident: Who’s there?
Man: Orange.
Resident: Orange who?
Man: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
(The resident walks back inside the house, then a glass shattering sound is heard, and then a loud thump is heard.)
Man: Maybe I shouldn’t have told that joke at a skyscraper.
Jokester: GREAT JOB BUDDY THAT JOKE WAS HILARIOUS HAHAHAH IM WEEPING LOL HAHAH
(Back to present)
Meme Council Member: People couldn’t stand living under a leader who had people make the worst jokes possible. They needed change, fast. What happened next was basically the founding of the United States of America, but with memes. There was a meme uprising, taking over Funny Land to make it better. What you know as the elders of Meme World were the members of this uprising, led by the oldest member, Trollface. Their fighting took down the Jokester, banished him to the Back Alleyway and created Meme World.
Meme Council Member: Now in the Back Alleyway of Meme World, the Jokester had to go into hiding. So he renamed himself after the popular comic book villain, the Joker, and started working on a plan to bring back Funny Land. Meanwhile, us, the Meme Council, were working on our own plan to take back Meme World. The Jokester tried working with us, but we didn’t want Funny Land back. We have our standards. If Meme World was burned down, the Jokester wouldn’t be able to turn it back into Funny Land. In order to make sure there was no chance of us coming back, he killed our leader, and when that was done, he was able to start his plan. He went to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, knowing that Doof had the inators he needed to bring back Funny Land.
Fred: Why didn’t the Jokester just shoot the inator at himself right then and there?
Meme Council Member: It was all about the timing. He knew that if he shot it at himself there, SpongeBot, CrazySponge, and your “meme gang” would have been able to stop him quite easily. He saw the battle of the Meme World Demon, and if a demon could lose horribly against them-
Meme World Demon: I’m right here…
Meme Council Member: -then he knew he wouldn’t stand a chance. He hired a goose to make SpongeBot go insane, make CrazySponge sleep deprived, and made sure you guys got far away from them so you couldn’t do anything about it. The Jokester has been planning this out since the beginning of the first movie guys, he’s the smartest character here.
Fred: Wow...that’s crazy.
Barney: Now that makes sense and all, but there’s one thing I just don’t quite get. You said you guys wanted to take back Meme World. What do you mean by “take back”?
Meme Council Member: Well, I guess it’s finally time we reveal ourselves and who our leader was. Our leader...was the oldest member of Meme World, Trollface.
Fred: What?! Why would Trollface try to burn down Meme World?
Meme Council Member: You may have noticed that the type of memes people like changed over time. It used to be all about trolling and raging. But as the decade moved on, People started liking something else. Trollface couldn’t stand it. He hated the “MLG” and “Deep Fried” memes. He feared that the unfunny of Funny Land could potentially return. So he decided to hijack SpongeBot’s Meme Council group, and found some members to join him. He decided that if they burn down Meme World, they could rebuild it the way it was meant to be. Unfortunately, his plan failed, and now he’s dead.
Fred: Ok, the leader was Trollface, but who are you guys?
(All the members pull down their hoods and reveal themselves to be different rage comics characters.)
Fred: Oh, that makes sense.
Barney: Well what do we do now, Fred?
Fred: We’re gonna, gonna, uhhh...I don’t know how to do much else besides smash rocks, eat fruity pebbles, and smoke Winston cigarettes.
Barney: So we have no plan?
Fred: We have no plan.
Mr. Character: PANIC PANIC TIME WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!!
Jon: Well I have one plan. Step 1. We open Twitter. (he opens Twitter) WHAT THE (bleep)?! I can’t take this anymore. (he pulls out a gun)
Fred: JON NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Alvin: Woah, is that a water gun? Cool! (takes it) Hey Mr. Character, I’m gonna shoot water at you! (points the gun at Mr. Character)
Mr. Character: AAAA-
(a gunshot is heard)
Mr. Character: (looks down) Oh thank god, you didn’t shoot me. Good thing you missed my body and shot my dog.
Mr. Character’s dog: (dead)
Mr. Character: Wait- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! MR. DOG! SPEAK TO ME!
???: It seems all hope is lost for our heroes.
Fred: Narrator, your narrating won’t cheer us up.
Narrator: I swear, this isn’t me this time!
Fred: Then who said that-
(A bright light shines from the sky. Flying down from the heavens is Angel Old Man Jenkins.)
Alvin: Oh my god, it’s Old Man Jenkins!
Fred: What? How is this possible?
Angel Old Man Jenkins: I have come from the afterlife to give you all a blessing.
Meme World Demon: An angel?! Oh dear, I gotta put on my disguise so no one from heaven can capture me and send me back down to hell! (puts on glasses and a fake nose with a mustache) Now I look like a normal person.
Angel Old Man Jenkins: As your new guardian angel, I will help you pass through Funny Land without being unchanged! With me, you will be able to find the Jokester.
Patrick: So where is that funny joking guy now?
Angel Old Man Jenkins: With my divine power, I shall guide your way. (Mr. Character’s dog suddenly comes back to life)
Mr. Character: MR. DOG! YOU’RE BACK!
Angel Old Man Jenkins: Oh whoops. I’m still learning how these powers work. OK, now I have figured out where Jokester is.
(The Jokester is on a big throne)
Jokester: Finally! Some classic comedy!
(he’s watching a circus, a clown puts pie on his face, the pie is hot and his skin is on fire)
Clown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jokester: YES YES BURN YOU FOOL HAHAH HHAAH
(the crew are hiding behind his throne)
Jon: Wait I’m an idiot, what’s our plan here again?
Fred: It’s simple, Alvin has a gun, he’ll shoot him, problem solved.
Alvin: I got this guys. (points the gun at himself) I’m aiming right at him.
Barney: Actually, maybe someone else should shoot it. Like me.
Alvin: Fine. (gives Barney the gun)
Barney: Ok, just gotta shoot his head.
(Barney shoots at the Jokester’s head, but it bounces off.)
Barney: What?!
(The Jokester twists his head sideways.)
Jokester: Hello there.
Barney: AAA (tries to punch his face but his fist bounces right off) What kind of witchcraft is this?
Jokester: YOU FOOLS! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE FABULOUS JOKESTER! IN FACT, I THINK IT’S ABOUT TIME I JUST GET RID OF YOU ALL!
Jon: I really could use a God in my life!
(a bright light appears)
Jon: Ooh. (walks towards it, Old Man Jenkins’ angel appears)
Angel Old Man Jenkins: When I said I was gonna be your guardian angel I wasn’t just going to help you move through Funny Land.
(Angel Old Man Jenkins lifts everyone up into the sky, saving them from the Jokester.)
Fred: Wait, how are we gonna defeat him?
Angel Old Man Jenkins: We can’t defeat him, he’s too powerful now. But that’s only because he controls all of Funny Land. If we change people back into their normal forms and turn Funny Land back into Meme World, he’ll lose all his power!
Mr. Character: Are we going to have to change everyone back?! That’s going to take a while.
Angel Old Man Jenkins: No. You see, all we have to do is change a few people back so that the Funny Land logo will weaken. Once the Funny Land logo is destroyed, it will revert everything back to the way it should be.
Fred: Well guys, let’s get started!
(Cool Gorilla is walking around Funny Land)
Cool Gorilla: Hey dudes, I like kidnapping children and attacking and killing them too. Very, um, very cool. Yes.
Jokester: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT’S HILARIOUS!
Cool Gorilla: (in head) You’re next…
Jokester: I’ll laugh at mutilation more later. (walks away and Fred shows up)
Fred: Hey Funky.
Cool Gorilla: No.
Fred: Sorry, Cool Gorilla.
Cool Gorilla: Yes, I’m cool, I rip people’s faces off.
Fred: Don’t you like fishing?
Cool Gorilla: No. No fishing, it reminds me of the French.
Fred: What about your fishing challenge?
Cool Gorilla: Nope.
Fred: And your bodacious Jumbo Barrel?
Cool Gorilla: ...bodacious?
Fred: Yes… Bodacious.
Cool Gorilla: B- b- b- b-... (transforms back into Funky Kong)
Funky Kong: Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch you to any point on the island!
Fred: YEAH! FUNKY KONG IS BACK!
Angel Old Man Jenkins: If we keep up this pace we’re gonna be here for a long time. We gotta have...a montage.
(It is time for the montage it is montage time montage montage time for montaging)
Quadpolar: Hey guys and welcome to Hytale Celebrity Island with Jimmy Kimmel.
Barney: Minecraft.
Quadpolar: Wh- what’s happening-
(transforms back)
Tripolar: Welcome to Minecraft Celebrity Island with Sonic the Among Us Impostor.
(transition)
Underfell Snanz: I am from an Undertale Alternate Universe where all the characters are dark and evil and emo ughhh my life sucks, i am not like other girls, and i will kill you
Mr. Character: SNANZ! I GOT YOU! (puts weed in his nose)
(transforms back)
Snanz: Oh, how I’ve missed this feeling. Yahhhh (falls down)
(another transition)
Captain Underpants: TRA LA LA! BUY MY BOOKS! WATCH MY MOVIES! DON’T MISS OUT ON Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2: The Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers: Color Edition
 
P**nisMan: NOT TODAY, BANNED IN SCHOOLS HERO!
(transforms back)
Captain Pantspants: I’m back with my two pairs of pants!
(another another transition)
Krabs J. Dankton: Welcome to FunnyExperiment where today we are taking you on a tour around Funny Land.
SpongeBob Q. Testicals: I am here too.
Jon: Or you could go to school. Or prison. Or Hell.
(transforms back)
Sheldon J. Dankton: I can’t go back to hell...
Fred: Hey wait a second is that our car from the restaurant over there?
Squidward Q. Testicals: Uh, it’s, just a prop. For a new show. About cars. It’s just the same model.
Fred: Sure…
(another another another transition)
Mr. Karb: Argh I am Mr. Karb I am a lazy excuse for a character arhchchhchcc
Squidwrad: Same!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funky Kong: Yo aren’t you dudes like, in love or something-
(transforms back)
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, you make my big meaty claws harden faster than any other octopus I've met. Now come here and shower me with your ink.
Squidward: Gladly sir.
(another another another another transition)
Funny Land Narrator: HAPPY FUNNY LAND T-TUESDAYS GzguuhgHUHUHUuhguhGHUG
Alvin: REMEMBER MEME WORLD! IT’S BETTER, BY A LOT!
(transforms back)
Meme World Narrator: Right you are! Tune into Meme World S-Saturdays, later today.
(end of montage)
Fred: Alright, I think we got enough characters transformed to destroy to the Funny Land logo-
Goose: HONK
(The goose backs away when SLEEP DEPRIVED CRAZYSPONGE falls from the sky)
Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: pwpepeare to oo beee erradticaetd with sleepwy powers!
Jon: Oh no, it’s sleep deprived CrazySponge!
Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: soso uhh whatt you guys want wanyway do you want cherios caus ei git soem and they not poison at all totalyy
Fred: I still don’t get it, who is this guy- (sleep deprived CrazySponge punches him in the face) Ow.
Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: youu weel eatt my cheriode
Alvin: I think this guy is too powerful for us to fight, whoever he is.
Sleep Deprived CrazySponge: IDIOTOS! I AM CRAYZPSONG! SLEPE DRPEIVW! DUMB DUMB! and i will not let you escape so you must fight hahahahahha
Angel Old Man Jenkins: Don’t worry guys, with my angel powers I’ll be able to hold him off. Hurry, get to the logo, I’m not sure how long I’ll be able to keep this up. Go!
(Angel Old Man Jenkins starts fighting Sleep Deprived CrazySponge while the Meme Gang, the Meme Council, and the Meme World Demon run up to the Funny Land logo.)
Meme Council Member: Well, this time we’re going to burn down a logo for non-evil. Well I mean it wasn’t for evil evil the first time, we were just misguided, and stuff, y’know? It’s fine. We’re all good here.
(they set the logo on fire and Agnes and Seymour can be heard in the distance)
Agnes Skinner: SEYMOUR THE FUNNY LAND LOGO IS ON FIRE!
Seymour Skinner: So?
Agnes Skinner: I just thought it was important to bring up.
(the fire stops half way through)
Barney: Uhhhh what happened?
Meme World Demon: I’ve seen a lot of weird things in hell but this just makes zero sense to me.
Meme Council Member: What are we doing wrong?
Fred: Hmm… Barney, what did we do in the first movie?
Barney: Well, Fred. (the entire movie plays but x5000 speed) So yeah that’s pretty much it.
Fred: Hold on, let me process the movie in my head at a pace I can understand… I think I know what’s going on. This Funny Land logo is protecting itself from the fire. It’s too strong to penetrate further through with fire.
Meme Council Member: So what are we going to do?
Meme World Demon: You guys defeated my dead memes with a song of alive memes. So maybe to defeat all this lameness and unfunnyness, we need to play a song that’s hip and cool.
Fred: So who wants to do it?
Funky Kong: I know all about hip and cool, but I can’t sing.
P**nisMan: I have an awesome theme song, but I’m not sure if it’s that hip.
Jon: Dudes, I’m like, the coolest guy ever. Right, guys? I know what all the kiddies are into these days, I have a Game Boy too!
Fred: Yeah…
Alvin: Wait! I’m the most hip and cool person here! And I have a band! Also “the squeakquel” is in the title so I better have an important part, so this can be that.
Fred: Well then Alvin, call your band and start playing so we can get rid of Funny Land!
Alvin: Hold on… SIMIS THE BLUE CHICKMUCK! THE GREEN ONE I CAN’T REMEMBER HIS NAME NO JOKE! (Simon and Theodore randomly appear)
Patrick: THERE’S TWO MORE ALVINS?!
Simon: Hey all, Simon here.
Theodore: Alvin why did you teleport me here I was just about to get lai-
Alvin: WE MUST SING THE COOLEST SONG EVER! WE MUST DEFEAT FUNNY LAND! MR. CHARACTER, GO!
Mr. Character: Uhh, are you ready for this, Alvin?
Alvin: Yo wat up
Mr. Character: Simon
Simon: Yeah, I'm ready
Alvin: Psst, we need someone to sing these lines and there are no women here so, here you go. (gives Simon the lines)
Simon: Oh for-
Mr. Character: Theodore
Theodore: Yo!
Simon: I'm laying down, help me out, give me some of your honey love
Get me goin'
Step on, can't be wrong, feeling strong, it's what I dream of!
Don't stop, no, it's hot now, say it loud, shout it out, tell me what you want!
Anything, boy
(in Funny Land)
“Comedian”: What does a baby computer call its father?
Jokester: I don’t know.
“Comedian”: Data.
Jokester: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN THIS.
(the comedian starts to disappear)
“Comedian”: JOKESTER I DO NOT FEEL VERY GOOD AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME- (he disappears)
Jokester: WHAT THE?!
Simon: Come now, turn me out (the Funny Land logo is on fire again)
Show me how to get your heart
Let me sing boy
Hey can you hear me calling?
The Chipmunks: Yeah, baby, come to me
Simon: Yeah, boy, I think I'm falling
The Chipmunks: I got you begging "please"
(an earthquake happens at Funny Land)
Jokester: WHAT IS HAPPENING?! (looks up and sees the logo burning with the chipmunks near it) I knew it was those chipmunks all along, I kept telling my friends they were bad news but nobody believed me.
The Chipmunks: Get munk'd (go, go, go)
The Chipmunks always gon' get, bunk'd
Don't you wanna
Get munk'd (go, go, go)
Get it crackin'
Don't stop, get it get it
Drop it hot, it's whats you're made of
(The Jokester is crawling over to them)
Jokester: Stop, please stop. I am in so much pain. (tries to attack them) NO! MY POWERS!
The Chipmunks: Get munk'd (go, go, go)
The Chipmunks always gon' get, bunk'd
Don't you wanna
Get munk'd (go, go, go)
Can't stop, don't stop, we don't get, punk'd
Hey, hey, hey
Simon: C'mon and get hot with The Chipmunks
Hot hot, c'mon and get hot with the munks
(the Funny Land logo is completely burned out)
Simon: C'mon and get hot with The Chipmunks
Hot hot, c'mon and get hot with the munks
Alvin: Go, go!
The Chipmunks: Get Munk'd!
(the Meme World logo comes back)
(All of Funny Land reverts back to Meme World with the normal logo back.)
Fred: Alright! We did it!
Simon: So...am I gonna get paid for singing that?
Alvin: Nope. See ya later!
Theodore: At least I have girls, unlike you, Simon.
Simon: (sigh)
(Simon and Theodore disappear.)
(Meanwhile, SpongeBot678 comes out from the Meme World Bunker.)
SpongeBot678: So...what did I miss?
(She looks down and sees CrazySponge sleeping on the floor)
SpongeBot678: What the...WAKE UP!
CrazySponge: (waking up) Ugh...what happened?
Angel Old Man Jenkins: Y’know I thought it would be a hard fight against Sleep Deprived CrazySponge but we ended up getting bored and played chess.
SpongeBot678: Now...I have a certain Goose to find.
(Goose sees SpongeBot678 and tries to run but gets shot from a gun.)
SpongeBot678: Shot from the same gun that killed Dolan...two birds with one gun.
(They all walk over to the goose)
Goose: Honk. (Oh man I sure am dying right now.)
Fred: Hey wait a second...you came to Meme World right when Old Man Jenkins died! You killed him, didn’t you?
Goose: Honk. (What? No, he just coincidentally had a heart attack for no reason.)
Angel Old Man Jenkins: He’s right.
Goose: Honk. (Well, my plan has failed. I just wanted Funny Land back because I thought there people would actually give me a name and not just call me Untitled Goose. That and I also hate memes and really prefer Funny Land. Anyway, just give me a name please.)
CrazySponge: If it’s your dying wish, then I shall name you-
(SpongeBot678 shoots the goose 10 times.)
CrazySponge: Oh god, what the hell!? I mean I thought I was insane but that was on a whole other level.
SpongeBot678: That goose tortured me and I was not gonna let him have a dying wish. What were you going to name him anyway?
CrazySponge: I was gonna name him Goosey.
SpongeBot678: Yeah…I’m totally sure he would have loved that.
Fred: Come on guys, we gotta arrest the Jokester before he gets away!
CrazySponge: Oh yeah. Well, don’t worry, let me just fly up and get him.
(CrazySponge flies away and brings over the Jokester.)
Jokester: Uh oh.
SpongeBot678: Wait wait wait, he should at least have a trial first.
Mr. Character: Why? We all saw what he did.
SpongeBot678: It’s just Meme World law, we gotta have one.
CrazySponge: Alright, let me just call them. (dials a phone and a helicopter arrives and two people drop out.)
Rob Banks: Glad to be at your service, sir.
Kermit Acrime: I’ll take any excuse to get away from Miss Piggy. Who are we dealing with?
CrazySponge: The Jokester.
Rob Banks: That guy turned me into Deposit Money!
Kermit Acrime: He turned me into Follow Laws!
Both: GUILTY!
Meme Police: Mr. Jokester, you are under arrest and should probably be sent to the electric chair but because you are an important character that could be used in future properties we will not kill you.
Angel Old Man Jenkins: Since the Jokester is defeated, my soul can now move on. Goodbye! (floats away)
Meme Police: Although Mr. Jokester, we believe we have a special place for you. (they take him away)
Jokester: THIS ISN’T THE LAST YOU’LL SEE OF ME!
Fred: Well...now what?
Barney: We can just continue solving other mysteries, I guess.
Alvin: Alright!
CrazySponge: While you’re doing all that stuff, be on the lookup for any more Funny Landers. I’m sure there might be a few leftovers that for some reason didn’t change back.
SpongeBot678: OH MY GOD! THEY’RE TAKING OVER THE MEME WORLD DISCORD!
Mr. Character: That name seems familiar…
Fred: Uh, okay, we’ll get that cleaned up.
(The Meme Gang runs off)
(Meanwhile...at Fox Elders.)
Jokester: Hello? Can anyone get me out?
Elder: Hey buddie, wanna play some shuffleboard?
Jokester: NO! I’M NOT OLD! I’M NOT OLD!
Elder: This is the perfect place for your unfunnyness, pal. Good ol’ Fox Elders.
Jokester: NOOOOOOOOOO I HATE FOX ELDERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Elder: Yep. Good ol’ Fox Elders indeed.
Jokester: Well, at least the Meme Police gave me one call. Unfortunately who it calls is random. (dials)
Doof: HELLO! You’re talking to the head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Jokester: Oh no.
Doof: Oh hey Jokester! Long time no see. Perry, wanna say hi?
Perry: ckhhkchckhckhkc
Doof: Oh you!
Jokester: Come on, you gotta get me outta here!
Doof: Wanna hear a joke you’ll love?
Jokester: WHAT?
Doof: Do you know...who joe is.
Jokester: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Doof: (screaming) JOE DADDA
Jokester: OH FOR (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (censored) (censored) (censored) (explicative) (explicative) (explicative) SAKE
(CREDITS)
It's the credits! Yeah, that's the best part
When the movie ends and the reading starts (Woohoo!)
You can keep your adventure and all that action
'Cause the credits of the film are the main attraction (Woohoo!)
And don't even think about trying to leave
Or you might miss a name, like Pam and Steve!
Both incredible names, so let's stay in our seats
And read a credible list of their incredible feats (Incredible feats)
(Now for the actual credits song, travis sings barbie girl again, this time with jazz in the background)
All animals were harmed during the production of this movie
Written by: CrazySponge and SpongeBot678
Based off an idea by CrazySponge (announced without permission from SpongeBot678)
Firearms provided by the Meme World Military
Special thanks to the Krusty Krab Unfair Charity and the Meme Police Department
Songs provided by British Fish Productions (again)
Thanks Box Productions for owning Meme World (again)
No thanks to FDBackup who almost reverted Meme World (FD you were barely in this one hahahhaha loser)
Starring (potentially in a particular order): SpongeBot678 as SpongeBot678
CrazySponge as CrazySponge
The cast of Steven Universe as the Meme World Dinnerladies
Hoopla as HOOPLA (GO WATCH HOOPLA'S FANTASTIC BEACH HOOP DA WOOP) (there have been no new episodes recently and i am depressioned) (this aged well lol)
Mr. Character as himself
Patrick Star as himself
Grand Dad as Fred Flintstone
Peter Griffin as Barney Rubble
Jon Arbuckle as the dude who's slowly killing his cat (pls stop jon) (but he likes mondays- i mean hates)
Funky Kong as himself (Dudes that's bodacious, thanks for the funky appearance dudes)
Meme World Demon as himself and Pampers
Old Man Jenkins as Dead
Alvin the Chimpnunk as Alvin the Chipmunk
Simis as the blue chickmuck
Sleepy god as sleep deprived crazysponge
Goose (discord) as Goose (untitled goose game)
Rage faces as the meme council
Trollface as the meme council leader
Joker as the Joker as the Jokester as the Jokester (yes)
Richard Watterson as Richard Watterson
Richard: Hey did you wanna see my dance moves
Gumball: Dad, my dance moves are so much better. (flosses)
Richard: Oh yeah? Watch this.
(Richard jumps into a fountain)
Richard: 1. No nsfw in general
(Richard splashes around in the fountain as a very muscular man, everyone stares in awe at him, some anime symbols appear around him)
Richard: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Yeah Oh Oh Yeah
Now we are at the section where i talk about users and stuff and whatnot
Thank you cactus for writing the mr karb and squidward hot s*x scene
I think liz might have wrote a line or something idk i cant remember
I’m putting jasbre here for the potential he reads this
Zoltan asked to be credited so he is being credited for being asked for a credit yes
Here is a church so i can get golfpecks to read this movie
Church: churhc
Lock wants someone called brak in this movie so ok
Brak: brak
(post credits scene)
(Early 2020)
Scientist: When Funny Land turned back into Meme World, it unveiled stuff never seen before. Like how Funny Land took over Meme World by spreading unfunnyness, Meme World spread memes to take back over. But for some reason, it did what we call a “reset”. We found things that no one in Meme World knew about… Like a hidden room with the Meme World Twitter Person inside. It’s just a random room, with no exits, with a person running a Meme World Twitter account. Very strange.
Scientist #2: But then we found it.
Scientist: Right. At the Meme World Logo Security, a truck appeared. Inside was a mysterious substance. When we opened the substance up to see what it was, it spread everywhere. It was then when we realized it was a virus. We call it, “Granolavirus”. It’s basically infected granola that floats around and goes into people’s mouths to give them the virus. It does taste good though.
Scientist #2: The virus spread rapidly, affecting a lot of the population. We decided to start looking for a cure. It’s quite harder than you think. We thought that perhaps the Meme World Vault might contain something from the reset that could help us stop the Granolavirus. But what we discovered didn’t help us. It raised a lot more questions.
Scientist: It was an archive of a Meme World channel from the 70s called Groovy World. It’s impossible though, Meme World didn’t exist in the 70s! And we had never heard of such a channel. But there it was, right in front of us.
Scientist #2: We’re going to broadcast the channel to see if anyone recognizes it. If someone out there does, then they may have the answers we’ve been looking for.
Scientist: But in case we fail, we’re going to ask Fred Flintstone and his Meme Gang to solve all these mysteries. They might be the only ones that can discover the true meaning of all of this.
Scientist #3: Y’know guys...all of these mysteries got me thinking.
Scientist #2: About what?
Scientist #3: Like...have you ever really thought about Meme World?
Scientist: Not really.
Scientist #3: You gotta hear me out...where does Meme World exist? Why does it exist?
Scientist #1 and #2: What are you blabbering about?!
Scientist #3: Where the hell are we?!
~Transmission Deleted~
(end)
Category:Meme World