December 30, 2019

First - Previous Upload - Next Upload
Upload links: Instagram, Facebook
(Content Warning: Unsanitary)
== Description ==
Monday
The setting is in Boman's Rock Quarry. The water has soda cans, glass bottles, leaf lettuce, milk cartons, opened soup cans, banana peels, and detergent containers floating in it. Matt is in the center of a circle of three identical men all with long brown hair, who are dressed in white robes and blue, red, green, and yellow triangle patterned headbands. Matt himself is wearing his gold chain and a white t-shirt.
Matt's hand are clasped together as he prays to himself with his eyes closed. The man behind him has his arms outstretched as Matt then goes under the water. The man speaks until Matt re-emerges from the water, smiling.
The background music is "Mano Sinistra".
=== Caption ===
"What do you call a man in a white dress, swimming in a cesspool, surrounded by his strange new friends and floating garbage? ...my dad getting bapitzed. He called me up when mom wasn't home, muttering something about "new year new me" asking me to come down to Boman's rock quarry at 2:20. "I'm getting baptized son!", he said. I was like, dad, Oakdale used that as a dump site for years and it's freezing out. He said that they layer of edebris and runoff from Boman's steel mill keep it a wonderful 75 degrees. He's gonna get E. coli, ringworm, and herpes. Disgusting!"
== Gallery ==
File:Matts baptism1.jpg
File:Matts baptism2.jpg
File:Matts baptism3.jpg
File:Matts baptism4.jpg
== Trivia ==
# Matt's fellow church members are all slightly redesigned versions of the Drummer's character model from Matt's band.
# Sir makes a typo, misspelling debris as edebris.Category:Siren and Sir Uploads
Category:December 2019