Fried Chicken

Ah, Fried Chicken, what would we do without such a thing. I wonder who invented Fried Chicken? Perhaps a genius for that matter. But we can never know. What if the inventor of Fried Chicken was an idiot who got hungry and accidentally spilled s a few chicken wings into a pan full of grease (though that would be purely coincedental). Or if it was an extremely large guy who got to the Burger King drive-thru a few minutes before curfew, and was forced to eat raw chicken and drink grease (quite disturbing if you ask me). I guess I'll never know who the REAL inventor of the one called Fried Chicken. This calls for some research...
3 hours later...
Well, after some extensive research, I found nothing more than a few mere sentences. Nothing major. 
"Fried Chicken consists of a chicken wing or a chicken drumstick, or anything chicken for that matter. Soaked in grease, and deep fried goodness, thus creating the one called Fried Chicken.", says J. Severe.
Fried chicken is just so delicious that I just wish I could just eat it! Just biting into that crunchy, tender, juicy, meat! Huh? Oh yeah, so delicous!
Fried chicken (also referred to as Southern Fried chicken) is chicken pieces usually from broiler chickens which have been floured or battered and then pan fried, deep fried, or pressure fried. The breading adds a crispy coating or crust to the exterior. What separates fried chicken from other fried forms of chicken is that generally the chicken is cut at the joints and the bones and skin are left intact. Crispy well seasoned skin, rendered of excess fat, is a hallmark of well made fried chicken. That information was obtained by Wikipedia.
==Video...==
(sigh), Why if only I had some Kentucky Fried Chicken with some Sierra Mist and the Hot Sauce to perfect it all- What the --?!
Random Kid: Hey Dad, I've noticed that you are sitting there with a Bucket-o-Fried Chicken. May I help myself to some?
Father: No, this is my chicken BOAHY!
Random Kid: But Dad I just-
Father: NEVER! (runs into bathroom with bucket)
Random Kid: Well...
thumb|264px|left|Where the heck did THIS come from?!
Random Kid: Where the heck DID that come from?!
Father: (from bathroom) Fry that Chicken! Fry that Chicken~!
Random Kid: No! Stop it please, you BEAST!
Father: Yeah! We gonna FRY THAT CHICKEN!
Random Kid: It was YOU! The man's obsessed with Fried Chicken! I must escape! (jumps out window)
Random Kid: Who was that fool in the video? Whoever it was they must really love Fried Chicken. Just look at what she's taught the poor children, to dance over some food!? How ludicrous!
And that's basically the history of the Fried Chicken.