An Explosive Welcome: Part 1 Transcript

(Toad appears using a puff of smoke.)
Toad: Hello, Everyone! I'm not gonna introduce myself, because you're not stupid. Welcome to Toadal Drama Island! Here's the dealio: Last time ILVG tried to get the show started, but there were complications with my payment and Bobei's Engagement, and a bunch of stuff you don't want to hear about. Anyway, we're back on the island for a complete season of epic awesomeness! Bobei should be here shortly with the contestants. This season, things will be a little different due to the previous cast being sick of the show going on long pauses. Regardless-
(Bobei falls from the sky and lands on the Dock of Shame.)
Toad: Yeah, just roll the opening sequence, Bobei. Time is money, money you're not getting anytime soon.
Bobei: The view is nice, Senior Snuggles. (grunts)
(Opening)
Toad: But, I thought you were picking up the contestants!
Bobei: I WAS, but we accidentally went through the entire Bob-omb Factory, and the entire van blew up.
Toad: WHAT?! That was a RENTED bus! I was gonna throw it in a river but you BLEW IT UP! Great, Bobei! Just great!
(Toadette falls from the sky.)
Toadette: AAAAAAAH! (Hits the ground.) OOF!
Toad: Oh, and here's the first loser. Hey, Toadette. What's up?
Toadette: When I get my hands on you, (Pushes Bobei into the water, and a shark eats him.)
Toad: And the award for worst intern goes to...
Toadette: UGH! I can't belive you forced me on this show!
Toad: Me? I didn't force you. First, I chloroformed you and forged your signature.
Yoshi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! (lands on Toadette) Ow, thanks for breaking my fall-
Toadette: Ugh. ZIP IT!
Toad: And with another great entrance, Yoshi, surprisingly without a scratch!
Yoshi: You do know we exploded in Bob-omb Factory, right?
Toad: So, you're not dead, are you? Which means you can compete, which means there are more episodes for people to watch, which means I get paid.
Yoshi: Right.
(Birdo comes out of the water.)
Birdo: I found you at last, honey.
Yoshi: SWEET JESUS!
Birdo: I swam all the way for you, Yoshi.
Yoshi: How did you even survive?! I actually shoved a Bob-Omb in your mouth and threw you in a pit of lava! LAVA!