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Welcome to this special holiday edition of the 0 to 50 TL;DR for the special holiday edition of 0 to 50.  Tonight features some strange Santa and our favorite forum staff member CRB_Sunshine.  We'll jump right in.
 
-Sunshine begins the show sitting next to Wal Mart Santa.  It must be a Wal Mart Santa, because he has bad smoker's growl, a blue vest, and is almost shot within the first five minutes of being seen in public.  They have a lot of stuff to give away.  Or had.  I didn't make the stream because I was sitting in a coordination meeting with engineers.  Goddamnit, Tony, can't you broadcast these things at an hour where decent folk can watch?  Like 2 am?
 
-Sunshine seems enthralled by Wal Mart Santa's beard.  Wal Mart Santa seems enthralled by it himself.  He says it's his.  I say it's L'Oreal.  Because he's worth it.
 
-We suddenly realize why Tony doesn't have consecutive guests when Sunshine throws a showbiz hissy fit.  Where is her elf hat?  There's no elf hat!  And Wal Mart Santa called her a bag!  That's completely disrespectful to Sunshine and to her gender.  She didn't want a hat anyway, obviously.  They're itchy.  But it's still Wal Mart Santa's fault that he didn't have one ready for her!  And why can't they mic her right?  Seriously, why is she so quiet?
 
-Apparently, Wal Mart Santa is actually Santa Rey, a relative of the Del Rol Le.
 
 
-Santa Rey wishes to give us swag packs for the 12 days of... holidays.  Santa Rey is a coward.  He gives away a rather mundane gift pack, considering he then produces a Wildstar holiday card that seems to bend and warp reality.
 
-Santa Rey mentions the bi-weekly update that dropped yesterday.  He asks us to check out the patch notes here.  He also mentions that, in the interest of spreading good cheer, we all got 12 boom boxes if we logged in during the 1st through 15th of December.  A hotfix is incoming for a few scattered bugs and a random exploit.  It should be hotfixed nigh immediately.
 
-Santa Rey lets slip that he is being held at gunpoint, being told not to say the word "Christmas".  I definitely didn't believe Glenn Beck saying this kind of thing happened.  I wonder what else he was actually right about.  Sunshine decides to patent #worththenerf.
 
-For some reason, Santa Rey starts a weird John Travolta impression.  He doesn't think anyone likes Donner.  He apparently has taken over Tony's account, since he has access to the level 14 that Tony has been leveling.
 
-Sunshine mentions that Santa Rey could really use a third hand while he's playing.  That's why he should be glad she's there to help.  Should I be playing some smooth jazz behind this?  It really doesn't help that they're getting lost in Toe Knee's eyes.  Sunshine hates the eyes.  Way to go, Santa Rey.  You've got no game.
 
-Santa Rey takes over for Tony at the Grimhold Blockade.  For the uninitiated, this is where you have to collect hazmat suits from zombies and equip them to keep from dying to the environment.  This should be fun.  Luckily, Sunshine is there to explain how to use the suit once he gets one.... right click Santa.... right click to use things....RIGHT CLICK THE DAMN SUIT!
 
-Sunshine isn't in the game today because Santa Rey doesn't want to get talked over or upstaged by her.  Hopefully, they will soon rectify that.  Sunshine demands that they get her a screen ASAP so she can be seen in the show.  DAMNIT, PEOPLE, WHERE'S THE QUALITY CONTROL?  YOU CALL THIS A STREAM SET?  AND WHERE IS HER EVIAN WATER!?
 
-I see Kelzam Duskthorn invited Santa to a group.  Just a shout out to Kelzam.  Santa Rey says that a lot of the things they're giving away are exclusive, and once they're gone, they're gone.  I wonder if there's a revenue stream they're missing here by doing that...
 
-A stream poster kindly reminds both Sunshine and Santa that they really need to use that "T".  Santa cops an attitude.  Don't tell him what to do!  Then Santa actually throws some explosives, and he has a five year old moment.  We never grow up, really, us men.  We just get larger.
 
-Santa Rey relates that the reason there are no full patch notes for the PTR up yet is because they really wanted people to focus on 20 man Datascape instead of all the other crap they're testing.  It needed the most testing and the most feedback.  Take that as a hint, people.  Sunshine is working on the full patch notes, and we should get a summary soon.  In fact, we did.
 
-Someone offers to sell Santa Rey his body for a pack of cards, disclosing that he's a middle aged man, but both willing and of stout physical character.  Santa tells Sunshine she's been naughty.  She cries out, because she's afraid of the big one.  I think we're missing something in this stream.
 
-Santa seems to be fighting primes with his gang.  Santa's got a lot more guts than Tony does.  Shadowblades posts a great question, but in the absence of Frost (RIP), Sunshine cannot ask it.
 
-Carbine will be changing the old boom boxes for new boom boxes.  Sunshine isn't sure when.  She sings for Moose.  Maybe she saw his new video.
 
-Protostar Academy and Ultimate Protogames are both on PTR.  Sunshine thanks Moose for talking about her voice, and she asks Santa to sing.  Santa does his best Ethel Merman.
 
-Santa Rey has now become... Santonio.  He was better with the Steelers.  He was a LOT better before he started trying to be thug on us.
 
-It's official.  Santa hates the Dominion.  He loves his toys.  He apparently also dodges bullets.
 
-Someone asks for Chua plushies and Sunshine says she'll pass that idea along.  Sunshine also mentions that Pappy wanted everyone to see the link to the new stuff for Drop 4 I linked earlier.  I'm quick on the draw.
 
-Sunshine is asked her favorite class.  She says she likes Stalker because she always likes roguish classes.  She is cut short by Santonio being just a little bit creepy...
 
-Apparently, the ZTF gang is hardcore in LA.  They're terrorizing chess competitions across the south side.
 
-Santonio starts his shiphand with Kelzam, Dasmoose, Scrappy Jack and Mei Lei.  He seems to be doing okay-ish.  He reacts the way we ALL reacted the first time we stepped onto the surface in the first shiphand.
 
-Santonio can't read the quest text without his glasses.  Sunshine reads for him.  They read about the miner who can't wait to see his kids again.  Santa asks if he does.  Yes Santa, he went to live on a farm... with his kids... and the Sergeant from Galeras...
 
-Some things you just can't narrate well.  Santa and Sunshine are going through the first Shiphand, and the writing for it is great.  Shiphands are amazing.  If you haven't run them yet, run them.  Instead, I'll point out that Sunshine did tell Santa to keep her hands off her coffee.  Does she value the Coffee people?  Apparently, she thinks Tony sound like Strong Mad.  I remember Homestar Runner, Santa.  I do.  Santa does a good Strong Bad impression, proving he is, in fact, not Tony.  Where's everyone getting that idea?
 
-SANTONIO HAS KILLED THE HIVE QUEEN!  He's not even last in DPS!  He's so much better than Tony!  Sunshine is asked how old she is.  Someone in the stream doesn't have any manners.  She says she's as old as the dirt  She asks how old the dirt is.  Dirt is usually around 2 million years old.  The more you know!
 
-Shadowblades actually won a grab bag!
 
-Santonio and Sunshine bring up the poem I linked earlier from Dasmoose.  I'm still ahead of the stream.  Santa needs to get on my level.
 
-Tony has returned to the stream.  Sunshine has a beard.  I'm not sure what happened.  But we continue...
 
-Tony brings up Cindylou Who's Christmas Town.  It's amazing!  You guys should seriously check it out if you're on Entity Exile-side.  They give away more stuff.  For some reason, Sunshine gives us her best Barbara Streisand.  Maybe it's because she has a beard now.  Tony shows up at Christmas Town on Cindylou Who's character.  Apparently, calling it Christmas Town is #worththenerf.  Seriously, check it out.  It's way better than my Shadowcaster.
 
-TONY SHOWS US WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE WITH SNOW ON THE GROUND!  IF YOU'RE FIRED FOR SHOWING US, IT'S SO WORTH IT!  GROUND SHIFTING WOOT! :D
 
-It's fan art time.  Make sure you send your fan art to fanart@wildstar-online.com.  Why does it always make me immaturely giggle because it looks like "fart"?  Props to Rackham Crowley with that badass Mordesh Spellslinger.  I do love me some Mordesh.
 
Well this one ran over.  We're done.  Happy Whateverthehellyoucelebrateifanything.  I'm going to go sit in the Shadowcaster's lounge and cry.
 
 
See you on Nexus, cupcakes...	
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			I literally spent another 10 minutes running around Cindylou Who's house after the stream ended.  Simply amazing. 	
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			Thanks Vic	
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			Thanks for the breakdown Vic! Another excellent TL;DR! :D	
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Thanks for the breakdown Vic! Another excellent TL;DR! :D
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I am a font of precise information.  This is exactly how it went down.  *nod*
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Uh huh. Riiiiiiiggghhhhhttttt........
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I am a font of precise information.  This is exactly how it went down.  *nod*
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And you're the one who called me "Floored Emu"...
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Is that not how you spell it?
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