Chris’ Crush: A Total Drama Short

== Plot ==
Chris Always Hates When Love Is In The Air. However, When He Meets A Stowaway Fan Who Has A Crush On Him, He May Start Seeing Things Differently.
== Transcript ==
It Is Evening On Pahkitew Island. Christian "Chris" McLean, The Host With The Most, Is Walking Back To His Trailer, He And The Contestants Had Recorded The Third Episode Of Their Newest Season. And Chris Was Wiped Out.
Chris - (Yawns) Well, That Went As Good As Ever.
He Walks Up To The Door, But Just As He’s About To Turn The Door Handle, He Hears A Shower Running. He Turns To The Communal Bathroom, But The Noise Isn’t Coming From There. He Presses His Ear Against His Door, Sure Enough The Noise Is Inside His Trailer. He Presses Himself Against The Door, Sweating.
Chris - (Takes Deeps Breaths) No One And I Repeat, NO ONE, Walks Into (Cracks Knuckles) My Airstream Trailer And Gets Away With It. 
He Looks Over At The Cabins.
Chris - (Sighs) Looks Like The Contestants Aren’t Gonna Help Me. (Looks At His Watch) Nor Will Chef. Sounds Like It’s All Up To Me.
He Races To His Little Hideout, Where An Arsenal Of Weapons From The Past Seasons Were Waiting. Grabbing Chef Hatchet's Meatball Bazooka, He Looked It Over.
Chris - (Smiles) Perfect! (Turns Back To The Arsenal, Frowning) Now, What Could Be Used As Ammo?
His Eyes Settled On Mr. Coconut. Taking Him Off The Wall, He Stuffed The Coconut Into The Bazooka.
Chris - Right, Time To See Who Our Mystery Guest Is.
Dashing Back To His Trailer, Chris Leaned On The Wall Near The Door. Taking One Last Deep Breath, He Kicked Down The Door.
Chris - FREEZE!! DON’T MOVE!!!
Chris Was Expecting Someone Like Blainley Or Don. However, What He Really Saw Made His Eyes Blow Up Like Air Bags.
There, Standing Near The Centre Of The Room, Wearing Nothing But One Of Chris’ Blue Fluffy Towels Around Her Body, Plus A Pair Of Navy Blue, Round Toe Knitted, Cosy Slippers On Her Dainty Feet, Is A Woman. But Not Just Any Woman, She Was, Without A Doubt, The Most Beautiful Woman Chris Had Ever Seen, Even More Prettier Than Blainley.