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MOE TRIVA 
He has been known to crash cows causing UDDER destruction.
He used to be a train driver but was fired when he got SIDETRACKED.
Hewas going to become a stenographer but it turns out he just wasn't the TYPE.
He was going to become a politician but he wasn't a very good PUNdit.
He was going to be a pencil manufacturer but he didnt get the POINT.
He was going to be a lifeguard but then he was like, WATERever.
He was going to be an olympic swimmer but his skills weren't WATER they used be.
He was going to be a butcher but he didnt have the GUTS.
He was going to be a farmer but he couldnt stand all the FRESH BEETS.
He was going to be a bodybuilder but he couldnt WEIGHT long enough for the exercise to pay off.
He was going to be a champion roller blader but he couldn't ROLL with the punches.
He was going to be a carpenter but then decided he WOODn't be good at it.
He was going to be a computer programmer but then got addicted to PCp and forgot.
He was going to be a lawyer but then decided it was really hard as opposed to mowing LAWns.
He was going to be a priest but then realized "HOLY shit I dont want to be one"
He was going to be a pilot but then he had to JET.
He was going to work in a post office but then POSTponed those plans.
He was going to be a professional skiier but then was like "theres SNOW chance".
He was going to be a park ranger but he couldn't BEAR it.
He was going to be an astronaut but he SPACEd out on the oppurtunity.
He was going to be an exterminator but the chemical smells BUGGED him.
He was going to be a meteorologist but couldn't get his head out of the CLOUDS.
He was going to be a masseuse but the idea RUBBED him the wrong way.
He was going to be a painter but then he BRUSHED that dream aside.
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