Crazysponge goes to canada

crazysponge goes to canada is the tenth and final episode of Season One of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with static and then a TV montage of CrazySponge dying in many ways. CrazySponge is standing in an open field]
CrazySponge: what a beautiful da-
[A house falls out of the sky and crushes him. Static. CrazySponge is seen again wearing a helmet]
CrazySponge: my brain is big and smart-
[The house falls out of the sky and crushes him again. Static. CrazySponge is seen again. He sets up a decoy.]
CrazySponge: hehehe.
[He is crushed by a decoy house. Static. We see more stuff that I'm too lazy to type. Static. CrazySponge is seen stomping his hat in frustration.]
CrazySponge: it's no use. no matter what i do i get crushed by that fucking house! if only i could do something about i-
[The house drops down to crush him again, but it stops]
CrazySponge: if you crush me i will ban you on ROBLOX and steal all your V-Bucks!
House: (sarcastically) Oh noooooooo. [He crushes CrazySponge again]
CrazySponge: ni-
[Static that goes on for longer. Cut to CrazySponge in the hospital]
Doctor: Your hospital bill rounds up to… (He looks at it) …a lot of money.
CrazySponge: NOOOOOOOOOO!! (He hands over the money) how can I afford my house now?
[CrazySponge's own house crushes him]
Doctor: Yeah, that will cost you another octillion dollars.
[Cut to CrazySponge with a body cast]
CrazySponge: it's no use. no matter what i do i can't not get crushed by that house!
[Primitive walks by]
Primitive: ah i love canada there's so much maple syrup and maple leaves and more maple shits and polar bears and free healthcare and- (by now he is offscreen)
CrazySponge: did he say… free healthcare? AHA! i know what i'm doing today: going to canada
[We see the house spying on him]
House: He thinks Canada will help him, eh? He is very wrong. No matter where the fuck he goes, I will crush him!
[Cut to CrazySponge in the plane. House is beside him in a very obvious disguise.]
Pilot (in intercom): Hello this is your pilot speaking thank you for choosing Plot Convenient Flights and before we take off I'd like to thank today's sponsor raid shadow legends-
House: Hey, bud.
CrazySponge: what
House: I'm lost. Could you tell me where I am?
CrazySponge: …you're on a plane.
House: (under his breath) Shit. (normally) Uh… I specialise in back massages.
CrazySponge: cool
House: Would you like one?
CrazySponge: no
House: Aw, come on! You know you want one!
CrazySponge: no
House: DO IT OR I CRUSH YOUR FAMILY
CrazySponge: i don't have a family
House: oh. that's… sorry.
Pilot: blah blah blah raid… raid shadow legends okay we're off
House: HEY WHAT'S THAT?!
CrazySponge: what
House: LOOK! IT'S… I DUNNO!
CrazySponge: o
House: Just fucking look, will ya?
[CrazySponge looks and House tries to crush him, but he crashes through the roof of the plane]
CrazySponge: there's no- hey where'd he go? eh maybe he went to the bathroom
Pilot: we're at our stop now go do shit
CrazySponge: already?
Pilot: yes
CrazySponge: but-
Pilot: DO NOT QUESTION THE POWER OF WRITING
CrazySponge: o
[He exits the plane and immediately gets crushed by House. Cut to CrazySponge in the hospital]
CrazySponge: please don't take my cheerios- i- i mean house
Doctor: Okay. I will take $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 instead
CrazySponge: WHAT? but- but free healthcare!
Doctor: (chuckle) Boy, the USA has no free healthcare. We're all filthy capitalists-
CrazySponge: USA?! but i thought i was in canada!
Doctor: Canada? You're in North USA.
CrazySponge: THAT PLACE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST
Doctor: Yes it does. (He takes out CrazySponge's ticket and surprise surprise it says NORTH USA and not CANADA) See?
CrazySponge: but… but… but…
Doctor: AIDAN!! Cease this degeneracy! .mute @CrazySponge
nasty far-right: ok, muted CrazySponge#9944
CrazySponge: mmmmmmph! mph! mmmmph!
Doctor: WHAT DID I SAY?! THAT'S IT! (He presses a button labeled "BAN CRAZYSPONGE" and CrazySponge disintegrates into nothingness)
[Cut to CrazySponge sitting in nothingness]
CrazySponge: where am i?
???: You're where all the degenerates go.
CrazySponge: w- where is that?
???: Canada.
[The nothingness turns into Canada]
CrazySponge: o. who are you?
Primitive: Who else?
CrazySponge: o
[He does nothing]
CrazySponge: what now?
Primitive: Well I have to end the episode and we both know that to do that I have to kill you.
CrazySponge: aw
Primitive: And I'm gonna kill you in all the ways you've been killed so far.
CrazySponge: WHAT
[He gets crushed by a house]
CrazySponge: ouch
[Jasbre cuts CrazySponge's life support]
CrazySponge: ohhh
[He gets crushed by another house]
CrazySponge: oof
[CrazySponge inhales shit fumes]
CrazySponge: uhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooh
[He gets crushed by ANOTHER house]
CrazySponge: ow
[A microwave blows him up]
CrazySponge: HOT HOT HOT
[He gets crushed by ANOTHER FUCKING HOUSE]
CrazySponge: owie
[CrazySponge gets killed by the realization that he wrote an episode where he died in a series where he dies]
CrazySponge: that's so weird- DEAD
[A bug spits venom in CrazySponge's face]
CrazySponge: HOTHOTHOTHOT
Primitive: and now for the grand finale
[Primitive kills CrazySponge in Fortnite]
CrazySponge: ARRRRGHYOULITTLESHITIHATEYOUSOFUCKINGMUCHNOBODYBEATSMEINFORTNITEYOUNI[bleep]ERLITTLEPIECEOFSHITHDWOHSBIROJAPWKEINBSOBDEADSGJSOAJOOSJJOXOJQ8HXOHOJAPJWKPAJOOHD (explodes from the rage)
Primitive: o
[The fucking end]
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