Soda Popinski

== About ==
Soda Vladimir Popinski is a Russian boxer and pornstar known for his crippling addiction to soft drinks, most notably, Берри Бласт Болбастер, the soda flavor by Болбастер, a soda company that has sponsored Popinski. Popinski seems to get drunk on all soft drinks, many scholars attribute this to him being born when the USSR was still around. The poor living conditions affected him genetically, because the USSR fucking sucked.
== Boxing Career ==
Popinski started his boxing career in 1994, at 20 years old. Popinski used his undeniably illegal strategy of abusing Берри Бласт Болбастер to get the upper hand in fights. Many people have already pointed out the fact that this is an illegal tactic, but these concerns have never brought any trouble to Popinski because the WVBA is filled with lying, backstabbing sons of bitches. In 2009, upon newcomer Little Mac entering the league, Popinski was swiftly defeated and feared that he may lose his ability to box, so he decided to try something new.
== Career in Pornography ==
In 2009, upon Little Mac claiming the WVBA world circuit champion belt, Soda Popinski would try his hand at pornography. At first, Popinski would start off with more vanilla productions, such as я люблю несовершеннолетних, and иммигранты: порно. These productions would earn Popinski some shock from the press, as a boxer taking up pornography was shocking. As Popinski's career in porn continued, he slowly got more and more hardcore, eventually starring in homosexual productions such as Твоя ступня + моя задница, and я люблю член. Popinski has balanced his boxing and pornography careers quite well, and these flicks have made him a ton of money
== Penis Length ==
As confirmed in я люблю несовершеннолетних, Popinski's penis is officially 11.5 inches long when erect.
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