Imprisonment

Imprisonment is the twenty-ninth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on December 20, 2019, and was written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(At the prison)
Warden: Lunch time!
Purple: Ugh, lunch time already? But I’m not hungry!
Crazy: Don’t be crazy, Purps. Wait, I am. But I’m starving!
Matchy: Same.
(At lunch)
Matchy: You call this food? It looks like… slop!
Warden: Get used to it. This is all we got.
Crazy: Blech, I’m not touching that!
Purple: (eating like a madman) I lied when I said I wasn’t hungry.
Matchy: Purps, this food is so bad it’s talking to me.
Food: Matchy… eat me already!
Matchy: No! You’re too disgusting.
Food: Fuck you I’m going back to sleep. (snores on her plate)
Crazy: o.
Matchy: (sighs) I hope things get better from here.
Warden: Lunchtime is over! Now it’s time to get to work!
Crazy: Work? But I wasn’t told there’d be any work!
Warden: Doesn’t matter. Get to work, imbeciles!
(At the mine, the trio is mining rocks with pickaxes)
Crazy: I hate work. How do people have jobs like this?
Purps: You get used to it.
Matchy: I’d rather work in hell.
Crazy: This IS hell.
(The Warden whips the three)
Warden: Get to work or else there’ll be no dinner tonight!
Matchy, Purple, and Crazy: Yes sir! (they start working harder)
Matchy: I bet the folks at home are having the time of their lives right now.
(Cut to Cici and Dan walking in a forest)
Dan: This is boring. How are we ever gonna find Image in the forest?
Cici: Remember, moss always points to civilization.
Dan: Civilization my ASS. I bet it’s a lot better in prison.
Cici: (shudders) Just no. (they see a hut in the distance) What’s that?
Dan: The little hut there? It’s just an outhouse.
(They hear a girl giggling inside of it)
Dan: I’LL SAVE YOU, SEXY! (he breaks open the outhouse door to find Image… I won’t even say it.)
Cici: Dan! You know that won’t go well with the censors!
Dan: Uhh blur it out then. (his mouth gets blurred out) Not that! Her!
Cici: Forget it. What is she doing in an outhouse in the first place?
Image: None of your business? Now get out!
Dan: But I love you!
Image: Yeah, sure.
Dan: I’m dead serious.
Image: You’re creepy.
Cici: Seriously, we want to know why you’re in this outhouse… in the middle of nowhere!
Image: Well, I get tired of people bugging me for glistening girl whatevers, so I decided to flee. I live here now.
Cici: We don’t bug you!
Image: Yes you do.
Dan: Like when? You’re too sexy to be here all alone!
Image: See? This is what I was talking about. Everyone has a crush on me and it gets really bothersome really quickly. Leave me alone or else.
Dan: Pfft… or else what?
Image: Or else I’m reporting you to the Fandom authorities.
Dan: Anything but that! They’re pure fascists!
Image: Oh please. You call everything that.
Dan: But it’s true.
Image: Okay, sure. On the count of three, if you don’t leave me alone, I’m contacting the authorities. One, two, three. Okay then. (She runs away to go get a Fandom staff member)
Dan: Pfft, like that’ll work.
(Ten minutes later…)
Cici: Any other girls you have a crush on, Dan?
Dan: Elli.
Cici: Interesting.
Fandom Staff Member: Freeze, criminals! You’re under arrest.
Dan: Not this time. (throws a smelly sock at the staff member, making him defenseless)
Fandom Staff Member: Ahh! Sock! Sock! Sock! (Dan knocks him out with his fist)
Dan: That’ll teach you not to mess with PhillyDan.
(Meanwhile…)
Matchy: (exhausted) How much longer do we have to work here?
Warden: Five more hours. Then it’s dinner time. Not for you guys, though, I hate you.
Crazy: Aww.
Purple: We’re gonna die here. Let’s face it.
Warden: Yeah, good riddance. (walks away laughing)
Matchy: Wait. I have an idea. Let’s do a jailbreak.
Crazy: I love me a good jailbreak.
Purple: This prison is really secure though, how are we gonna pull it off?
Matchy: I stole a few spoons from the lunch room. We can use them to dig our way out of here.
Purple: Perfect. Let’s do it at dinner.
Crazy: yes
(Meanwhile…)
(Dan and Cici are retreating back to Fanonland, only to find Jasbre there.)
Dan: Welcome back Jasbre!
Jasbre: Yeah yeah whatever, I need your ID.
Dan: What? Why?
Jasbre: We’re doing an investigation.
(dramatic music plays as the episode ends)
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