Divide and Conquer/Transcript

(The Hyenas are seen chasing Twiga and Juhudi)
(Hyenas laughing)
(Juhudi turns around to see the hyenas)
Twiga: 
Just run, Juhudi! Don't look back!
Hyenas: 
(Growling)
(The Lion Guard shows up to help)
Cheezi: 
(Cheezi looks at the Lion Guard behind him) Janja, the Lion Guard's comin'! All of 'em!
Janja:
(Laughs) Not for long.
(Jackals barks)
(Reirei's pack chases some pangolins)
Ono: 
(Ono spots the jackals) (Gasps) Oh, no. Reirei's jackals!  They're going after some pangolins on the Chakula Plains!
Beshte: 
The Chakula Plains? That's a long way's away.
Kion: 
Fuli, you and Bunga go help the pangolins! Ono, show 'em the way!
Ono: 
On it.
Fuli: 
"Huwezi."
Bunga: 
"Zuka zama."
(Bunga, Fuli and Ono go help the pangolins)
Kion: 
Come on, Beshte. We need to save those giraffes!
(Kion and Beshte go after the hyenas)
(All laughing)
Kion: 
Back off, Janja!
Janja:
 You two, deal with them.
(Nne and Tano try to stop Beshte and Kion but Beshte flips them)
Nne: and Tano: 
(Growls)
Kion:
 (Grunts)
(Beshte and Kion stop Nne and Tano)
Beshte: 
Twende Kiboko!
Tano:
(Whimpers)
Nne:
(Growls)
Janja: 
Keep 'em busy, fur-brains!
Beshte: 
Kion, there's too many of 'em! Can't you use the Roar?
Kion: 
(Kion looks at Twiga and Juhudi) It might hurt Twiga and Juhudi.
Janja:
(Grunts) (Laughs) You can't run forever, giraffes!
Twiga: 
You know, you're right! (Twiga kicks Janja)
Janja: 
(Screams) Oof! Oh... That's enough, fellas! Let's head home!
Cheezi: 
Uh, okay, Janja!
Chungu: 
Wait for us!
(The hyenas leave and and Beshte and Kion look at each other weird)
Beshte:
That was weird. They just quit.
Kion: 
It's a good thing. They had us way outnumbered.
(Kion and Beshte walk up to Twiga and Juhudi)
Kion: 
You two okay?
Twiga: 
Yes. Thank you, Kion! Come, dear. Let's get back to our group!
Beshte: :
Should we go help Fuli and Bunga with the jackals?
Kion: 
Let's make sure Janja and his clan are really heading back to the Outlands first.
(Reirei and the jackals go after the pangolins) 
Reirei: 
(Laughing)
Goigoi: 
Hold still, ya varmints!
Reirei: 
Ugh! Wow, these things are pesky! But they sure do taste good!
Goigoi: 
Yeah! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside! (Whimpers)
Reirei:
 Now, now. Don't be scared. We're just here to share a friendly meal.
Goigoi: 
Yeah. (Laughs) You. (Growls)
(The pangolins roll up into balls)
Goigoi: 
Hey! Where'd the pangy-lins go?
Reirei:  
Goigoi, you good-for-nothin'! Ya scared 'em so they rolled up into balls!
Goigoi: 
Huh! Well, look at that! Ow! Pointy, sharp balls!
(The jackal pups start playing with the pangolins)
Female Jackal:
(Giggles)
Reirei:  
Hey! How many times do I gotta tell ya? Don't play with your food!
Jackal Kids: 
(Both whimper)
Goigoi:
Aw! Can't we at least roll 'em down the hill?
Fuli: 
Leave the pangolins alone! (Fuli and Ono come to the rescue) You heard me, Reirei! Back away from the pangolins!
Goigoi: 
Uh-oh! It's the Lion Guard!
Reirei: 
Only a couple of 'em! Everybody scatter!
(The jackals run around and Fuli tries to catch them)
Fuli: 
(Grunting)
Reirei:
 Young'uns! Forget what I said before. Play with your food!
(The jackals plays with the pangolins) 
Jackal Pups: 
(Both laugh)
Fuli: 
Hey, stop kicking the pangolins!
Goigoi:
Reirei, look! Now's our chance! Grab 'em!
(The pangolins turn around)
Pangolins: 
(All fart)
Jackals: 
(All exclaim)
(All cough)
(Fuli stops running)
Fuli: 
(Coughs) Whoa!
Ono: 
(Squawks)
Goigoi:
 (Coughs) That smells worse than me!
Reirei: 
Come on. Fun's over!
Goigoi: 
Right behind ya, sugar snout!
(The jackals leave and Fuli walks up to the Pangolins)
Fuli:
You guys okay?
Pangolins: 
(All grunt)
Ono: 
(Sighs) No thanks to us.
Bunga: 
(Bunga comes up) (Pants) Whoo! What happened? Did we win?
Fuli: 
Not exactly. What kept you?
Bunga: 
Hey! I never said I was the fastest!
Fuli:
Ono, can you see where they're going?
Ono: 
ffirmative. (Ono uses his vision and spots the jackals) They appear to be heading for the Outlands!
Fuli: 
At least we can chase them home. "Huwezi"
(Fuli and Ono goes after the jackals)
Bunga: 
(Pants) Just try... to keep up with me! "Zuka... Zama..." (Bunga walks behind Fuli)
(The Lion Guard watches as the jackals and hyenas go to the Outlands)
Ono: 
Looks like the jackals are back in the Outlands.
Beshte: 
Hyenas, too.
Fuli: 
You think it's weird? Both of them attacking at the exact same time?
Kion: 
Yeah. And let's hope it never happens again. It split us up. And when we split up, we're weaker.
Bunga:
 Hey, it all worked out! We still saved all the animals and chased the bad guys away, right?
Kion: 
Twiga and Juhudi saved themselves. And then the hyenas just...left.
Fuli: 
Same thing happened with the pangolins and the jackals.
Kion: 
(Kion sits down) Hmm.
Beshte: 
(Beshte stands next to Kion) Don't worry, Kion. Maybe it was just a coincidence.
Ono: 
(Ono sees the jackals and hyenas leaving together) Oh, no. I don't think it was...The hyenas and jackals are heading across the Outlands together!
Fuli: 
Together? But they don't even like each other!
Ono: 
Indeed. Hyenas have even been known to hunt jackals.
Bunga: 
(Bunga makes a disgust look) Bleurgh. Who'd want to eat jackals?
Kion: 
Then that means the attacks weren't a coincidence! They must be working together!
Fuli:
Why would they do that?
Kion: 
To split us up! That way, they both had us outnumbered! And if they did it once, they might do it again.
Fuli: 
f you're right,  what are we going to do?
Bunga: 
Easy! We just have to be in two places at once!
Fuli: 
Seriously?
Kion: 
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
Fuli:
Two places at once? Kion, how can we possibly do that?
Kion: 
(Kion comes up with an idea) With a little help, that's how!
(The scene transitions and Tamaa is seen making other animals laugh)
(All laughing)
Thurston: 
It's like I'm talking to myself!
Tamaa: 
(Imitating Thurston) It sure is! And you thought only zebras could sound this silly!
(All Laugh)
Thurston: 
I do sound silly! (laughs)
Twiga: 
Do you think you can sound like me?
Tamaa: 
(Imitating Twiga) Of course, I can! But do you think you can hear me way up there?
Twiga: 
Oh, delightful!
(The Lion Guard walk up to Tamaa)
Kion: 
How about me, Tamaa? Can you still sound like me?
Tamaa: 
(Tamaa faces Kion) Uh, Kion. This isn't what it looks like! Er...sounds like!
Fuli: 
Oh, yeah? What is it?
Tamaa: 
My life of crime is over! I don't imitate animals to trick them out of their food anymore. (Tamaa shows the lion guard his food pile) These days I do it to make 'em laugh and they just give me their food!
Thurston: 
We certainly do!
Tamaa: 
(Imitating Thurston) Hear that? They certainly do!
(All laugh)
Beshte: 
(Chuckles) It is pretty funny.
Tamaa: 
(Imitating Beshte) Yeah, I think so, too.
(All laugh)
Kion: 
I'm glad to hear you kept your promise, Tamaa. But we're not here to check up on you. We need your help.
Tamaa: 
The Lion Guard needs my help? Little old me? Tamaa the Drongo? Sorry, everybody! Show's over!
(All the animals leave)
Thurston: 
Ta-ta.
Tamaa: 
(Tamaa waves to Thurston) (Imitating Thurston) Ta-ta.
Thurston:
(Laughs) I just said ta-ta to me! (Laughs) (Thurston leaves)
Tamaa: 
So what's up, kids? You need entertainment for a party at Pride Rock? I've got Simba's voice down pretty good! (Tamaa starts to imitate but stops)
Kion: 
No, that's not it.This is something serious.
Tamaa: 
Really? Huh. I usually do comedy, but okay.
Kion: 
Remember how you scared the hyenas by imitating our voices?
Tamaa: 
Hey, I only did that because I had no choice. But no disrespect intended.
Kion: 
Yeah. Well, we want you to do it again.
Tamaa: 
All I can say is... (Tamaa flys in a cirlce in the air) (Imitates Bunga) "Zuka Zama!"
Bunga: 
(Bunga smiles) This guy is un-Bunga-lievable!
(The scene transitions and the Lion Guard walk with Tamaa)
Tamaa: 
So what's the plan? I imitate your voices to distract the bad guys... while you jump on them from behind?
Kion: 
Not exactly. You're going to imitate our voices, but we're not going to be there.
Tamaa: 
Now let me get this straight. You're not going to be there. But the bad guys will be?
Bunga: 
Oh, sure! A whole bunch of 'em! Hyenas, jackals. Not sure which.
Tamaa: 
You do remember that the last time I almost ended up as hyena food, right?
Beshte: 
Don't worry, Tamaa. We won't let anything happen to you.
Tamaa: 
Really? You promise?
Kion: 
I think a clever bird like you should be able to handle himself.
Fuli: 
Yeah. We're just dealing with jackals and hyenas. Not somebody smart.
(The scene transitions to the Outlands Volcano and the hyenas and jackals are seen talking to Scar)
Janja: 
The plan worked, Scar. Th...the Lion Guard split up to chase us! Just like you said they would!
Reirei: 
That's right. (Laughs) We had 'em chasing their own tails.
Scar: 
Excellent.
Janja:
Yeah, yeah! But, uh...Why'd we go to all that trouble? We still came back with nothin'!
Scar: 
These first attacks were merely a test to see if Kion would react as I predicted. The next attack is the one that counts. Because next time your target will be Rafiki!
Janja: 
Rafiki? 
Reirei:
You want to get rid of that old monkey?
Scar: 
That "old monkey" is dangerous. He has the ability to sense the Lions of the Past.
Chungu: 
Ooh, ooh! That means he can sense you!
Scar: 
Amazingly, you're right. And I don't want anyone in the Pride Lands to know I've returned... At least, not yet!
Janja: 
Okay. Me and my boys will head to Rafiki's Tree. Reirei's jackals can distract the Guard by goin' after some zebras or somethin'.
Reirei: 
I think my pack should eliminate Rafiki while (Reirei faces Janja) you fur-brains go after something you can handle, like a couple of grass rats!
Janja:
We'll deal with Rafiki! You don't send a jackal to do a hyena's job!
Scar: 
Enough! (Janja and Reirei both look at Scar) Janja, you can have Rafiki. Reirei, the jackals can take lead next time.
Janja: 
Humph.
Scar: 
But the skinks have informed me that Rafiki is not at his tree. He's near Mapango Cliffs...meditating.
Janja:
Oh, okay, Scar. Don't worry. We'll find him. If Reirei can keep half of the Lion Guard away from him.
Reirei:
We jackals always do our job.
Janja: 
Then Rafiki. will never know what hit him.
Scar: 
Good. Then proceed with the plan. Divide... And conquer! (Laughs Maliciously) 
(The scenee transitions and the hyenas and jackals walk in the Outlands)
Janja: 
Ya hear that, Reirei? Scar's lettin' me take care of Rafiki! 'Cause us hyenas is smarter!
Reirei: 
Smarter than who? A grub worm?
Janja: 
Smarter than you, that's who!
Reirei: 
Don't make me laugh, Janja. We Jackals are the smartest animals around.
(Music starts)
(Reirei walks next to Goigoi) ¶ Yes, us Jackals Are as smart as they come
¶ If you want somebody clever
(Goigoi gets ready to lie down)
¶ We are number one
(Goigoi takes a nap but Reirei wakes him up)
¶ Don't be fooled if we snooze
(Goigoi walks and falls into a vent)
¶ We never miss a trick
¶ You can't catch us off guard
(The vent blows and Goigoi screams)
¶ 'Cause we think so quick
All:
¶ Yeah we're smartest
(Goigoi lands on the ground)
Reirei: 
¶ No one can say the same
(Goigoi hits his head on a rock)
All: 
¶ Yeah we're smartest
(Goigoi gets stuck in a hole)
Reirei: 
¶ That's our claim to fame
(Reirei jumps from rock to the rock)
¶ Brighter than bright, cagey and shrewd
(Two other jackals stand on rocks next to Reirei and Janja stares at them)
¶ So much funner than to lie to you
(Goigoi gets out of the hole)
¶ We're the smartest
(Reirei bumps into Janja)
Janja: 
(All of the hyenas stand next to Janja) ¶ Us Hyenas, (Janja walks up to Reirei) We got more smarts than you
¶ When it comes to scheming
(Janja crawls around)
¶ We know what to do
(Janja stands next to Cheezi)
¶ It's more than just good looks
(Cheezi tail catches on fire)
¶ We got brains for brains
(Chungu is chewing on a rock)
¶ In fact, we're so brilliant
(Chungu drops a rock on Janja)
¶ Acting dumb takes great pains Ow, fur brains.
(Cheezi scoots around)
All: 
¶ We're the smartest
Janja and Reirei: 
(Reirei wakes up Goigoi) ¶ No one can say the same
All: 
¶ We're the smartest
Janja and Reirei:
 ¶ That's our claim to fame
(Janja pushes Nne and Tano through a whole)
¶ Oh, yeah We're brighter than bright
(Goigoi chases a butterfly but stands on lava)
¶ Cagey and shrewd
¶ So much smarter than the likes of you
(The jackals stand around Reirei)
All:
 ¶ We're the smartest 
Reirei: 
¶You can't say the same
(The hyenas chase the butterfly)
All: 
¶ We're the smartest (Chungu jumps on to Janja) 
Janja: ¶ You can't say the same
All: 
¶ We're the smartest 
Reirei: 
¶ You can't say because
(Goigoi leans on Reirei and Cheezi and Chungu lean on Janja)
All: 
¶ We're the smartest ¶ (Reirei and Janja stare at each other)
(Music ends)
(The scene transitions to the Pride Lands the Lion Guard walk in the Pride Lands)
Ono: 
(ONo looks for Janja) Hmm. No sign of Janja...(Ono uses his vision and spots the jackals) "Hapana!" Everyone, everyone! Reirei's jackals are going after some gazelles!
Kion: 
What about the hyenas?
Ono: 
Didn't see them.
Fuli: 
(Fuli faces Kion) Maybe those other attacks were a coincidence after all.
Kion: 
I still don't think so. Ono, keep an eye out for Janja. In the meantime, we'll take on Reirei. Tamaa, you're with us.
Ono:
 Affirmative!
Tamaa: 
(In Ono's voice) Affirmative! (ONo looks annoyed at Tamaa)
(Jackals barking)
(The Lion Guard and Tamaa go after the jackals) 
Kion: 
There they are, come on.
(All barking)
Ono: 
(Ono uses his vision and sees the hyenas going after Rafiki) Hyenas. But who are they going after? Oh, no! Kion! The hyenas! They're moving in on Rafiki!
(The rest of the Lion Guard stops running)
Kion: 
Rafiki? "Heyvi kabisa!: We have to save Rafiki! Tamaa, we're gonna need your help after all.
Tamaa: 
So, what do I do again?
Kion: 
Just keep the jackals confused till we get back! Stay out of sight and do your stuff! Let's go.
Tamaa: 
Okay, Tamaa. Showtime!
(The jackals sneak around the Pride Lands)
Reirei:
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Goigoi:
 Yeah! Come out peaceful and you won't get hurt! Well, we ain't gonna hurt 'em. We're just gonna eat 'em!
Tamaa: 
(Ono's voice) Kion! Fuli! I found the jackals! They're over here!
Reirei: 
The Lion Guard? But it can't be all of 'em. Scar said they'd split up again!
Tamaa: 
(Imitates Kion) Good job, Ono! Fuli, Beshte, Bunga, let's surround them! (Imitates Fuli) They won't get past me! "Huwezi!" (Imitates Beshte) Okay, Kion. "Twende kiboko!" (Imiates Bunga) You got it! "Zuka Zama!"(Imitates Kion) We have got them surrounded now, Lion Guard!
Reirei: 
Wait. Why is all the Lion Guard here?
Goigoi: 
You think maybe Scar was wrong?
Reirei: 
Maybe... But if they're all here, Janja's got Rafiki all to himself. So I guess it's a good thing.
Goigoi: 
Good thing for them. Not so good fer us! (Gulps)
(The scene transitions and Rafiki sits on the cliffs)
Rafiki: 
(Hums)
Janja: 
(The hyenas come out from the grass) There he is. That crazy old monkey don't stand a chance against us!
Chungu: 
Yeah. (Laughs hysterically)
Cheezi: 
Janja, you think we should keep a lookout for the Lion Guard?
Janja: 
Nah! They don't stand a chance, either. We got 'em outnumbered, remember? Now, come on!
(Cheezi notices the fire)
Cheezi: 
Janja, that fire's heading this way! (Cheezi faces Janja)
Janja: 
Don't worry, fur brain, that's part of Scar's plan. We'll be halfway home before that fire gets here.
Cheezi:
 But, uh...
Janja: 
Shh! I'm talking, fur-brains! We're gettin' close! Now spread out. Now!  
Rafiki:
 (Exclaims) (Rafiki jumps off the cliff)
Janja: 
(Stutters) What?
Rafiki: 
(Exclaims) (Rafiki fights the hyenas)
Hyenas: 
(Grunting) (Groans)
Janja: 
(Rafiki grabs Janja's noise) (Stuttering) What? (Groans) (The Lion Guard shows up to help) All the Lion Guard is here? This is not going the way it's supposed to!
(The scene transitions back to Tamaa and the jackals)
Tamaa: 
(Imitates Kion) Don't let those jackals get away, Fuli! (Imitates Fuli) Do not worry, Kion! I will run circles around them!
(All whimper)
Tamaa:
(Imitates Beshte) Chase them my way, Fuli! I'll stomp on them!
Goigoi: 
(Goigoi covers his eyes) (Groans) I hate gettin' stomped!
Tama: 
(Imitates Kion) All right, you jackals! I've got no choice but to use my roar!
Reirei: 
Everybody brace yourself!
(The jackals all duck)
Tamaa: 
(Imitates Kion) Here it comes! (Weakly) Roar!
Reirei: 
(Reirei opens her eyes) Funny. I thought we'd be flying ears over tail by now.
Goigoi: 
Ya. You think maybe Kion's losin' his touch
Reirei: 
 (Reirei spots Tamaa flying) (Growl) Not hardly.
Tamaa: 
(Chuckles) These jackals are such pushovers! I wish I could see their faces! (Reierei pins Tamaa) (Yells)
Reirei:
Guess what, birdie? Your wish just came true!
Tamaa:
Sorry! Don't eat me! It...It was all in fun! Just ask K...Kion!
Reirei: 
Kion? He tricked us. That means the whole entire Lion Guard must be going after Janja! Come on! We gotta get a'goin'!
(The jackals leave)
Tamaa: 
And I have to warn the Lion Guard! (Tamaa leaves to warn the Lion Guard)
(The Lion Guard shows up to safe Rafiki)
Kion: 
Til the Pride Lands end...
All: 
Lion Guard defend!
Rafiki: 
Ah, that was fun. But it feels good to take a break. (Rafiki kicks Cheezi)
Cheezi: 
(Scream (Grunting)
Janja:
 (Growls)
Bunga: 
"Zuka Zama!" (Bunga grabs onto Janja's tail)
Janja: 
That does it! I'm outta here! (Janja tries to escape) 
Ono: 
(Ono watches Janja) Kion, Janja's getting away!
Kion: 
Not for long! (Kion chases after Janja but Scar pops up)
Scar: 
Where do you think you're going, coward?
Janja: 
(Stutters) Scar, what are you doing here?
Scar: 
Making sure you don't ruin the plan. Now go back there and fight!
Janja: 
(Stutters) But, they got us outnumbered!
Scar: 
Not for long.
Kion: 
(Kion sees Scar in the Pride Lands and is shocked) What in the Pride Lands?
(Scar disappears)
Tamaa: 
(Tamaa comes up to Kion) Kion! Kion! (Kion turns around and sees Tamaa) Kion, I'm sorry, the jackals caught me.
Kion:
Are you okay?
Tamaa: 
Yeah, but, well... Look.
(The jackals show up)
Jackals: 
(Barking)
Janja: 
Now we got us a fair fight (Laughing)
Tamaa: 
I didn't mean to mess up your plan.
Kion: 
Don't worry, Tamaa. You did what you could. Now try to stay above the fight so you won't get hurt!
Tamaa: 
I can do that.
Kion: 
Lion Guard, with me!
(The rest of the Lion Guard are handling the hyenas)
Bunga: 
But we're just about to win!
(All barking)
Bunga: 
 (Bunga sees the jackals) Or maybe not.
Fuli: 
Come on! Regroup with Kion!
(The Lion Guard go up to Rafiki)
Kion: 
Rafiki? You probably wanna stop meditating now.
Rafiki: 
Is the fight still going on?
Ono: 
Actually, it's about to get worse.
(The hyenas and jackals get ready to fight)
Janja: 
Hey, Kion! Feeling outnumbered again? (Laughs) So, you wanna hand over the monkey? Or we gonna do this the hard way?
Bunga: 
(Bunga puts his hands together) I pick the hard way!
Kion: 
I'm with you, Bunga. The hard way.
Beshte: 
"Poa."
Fuli: 
Yeah.
Ono: 
Affirmative.
Rafiki: 
(Rafiki jumps down and joins the Lion Guard in the fight) Very well.
Kion: 
Everyone. Till the Pride Lands end.
All: 
Lion Guard defend!
(The Lion Guard, Rafiki and Tamaa fight agaisnt the hyenas and jackals)
(All exclaiming)
All: 
(Grunts)
(Bunga grabs onto Goigoi's tail)
Bunga: 
"Zuka Zama!"
Goigoi: 
Ow! (Screams)
Male Jackal: 
(Whimpers) (Exclaims)
(Fuli jumps Janja)
Janja: 
(Grunts) (Growls)
(Janja spots Tamaa)
Tamma: 
(Imitates Beshte) Look out, Janja! "Twende kiboko!"
Kion: 
(Growls) (Kion knocks into Jnaja)
Janja: 
(Grunting) All right, all right, enough!
Reirei: 
(Yelps) We surrender.
Kion: 
Good! (Kion makes an angry face) Now get out of the Pride Lands!
Jackals: 
(Barking)
(The hyenas and jackals leave)
Bunga: 
One good thing about the hyenas and jackals fighting together.
Beshte: 
What's that, little B?
Bunga:
We get to watch them run away together!
Tamaa: 
I've never won a battle before!
Ono:
Feels good, doesn't it?
Tamaa: 
Sure does. But I think once is enough for me. From now on, I'm going to... (Imitates Thurston) panic and run! (Normal voice) Uh, fly. Ta ta! (Tamaa flys away) 
Rafiki: 
Thank you, Lion Guard. It has been a long time since I embraced my inner warrior.
Fuli:
Yeah, it was fun! Right, Kion? Kion? (Fuli sees Kion looking at something on the ground
Kion: 
Huh
Rafiki: 
 (Rafiki walks up to Kion)What has you looking so confused, young Kion?
Kion: 
I wish I knew
Rafiki: 
 (Rafiki and Kion look at the Mark of Evil that Scar left) That pattern. I have seen it before...
Kion: 
You have?
Rafiki: 
Yes. In paintings of the past...
Kion: 
What is it? What does it mean?
Rafiki: 
It is a sign of terrible evil.
(The rest of the Lion Guard walk up to the sign)
Ono: 
What sign?
Fuli: 
You mean that mark in the dirt?
Bunga: 
Come on, Rafiki, there's all kinds of burn marks around here.
Beshte:
Couldn't it just be a coincidence?
Rafiki: 
Hmm. Perhaps. But I should consult the paintings of the past, just to be sure. (Rafiki walks away)
Kion: 
Good idea, Rafiki. Let's hope it is just a coincidence.
(Ominous music playing)
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