Guy Heaven

Guy Heaven is a massive gym accessible only by the most virile of male specimens. Men like Sikand Ur and Lime Cat are prominent members of the cosmic gym. Femoids are not allowed within 50 light years of this haven for masculinity.
Guy Heaven was created when a man known only as the Simplord got rejected once by a chick with major daddy issues and decided to "go his own way." From that point on, he wanted to only be around men. To share their body heat. To let their skin oil absorb into his pores. To rub muscles against muscles and feel powerful friction. As the years went by, more and more men of a very special caliber flocked to join this elite gym. Through tears, blood, and anal leakage, they forged bonds stronger than that of blood brothers.
The members of Guy Heaven subsisted entirely on milk and other dairy based products. Bringing any other form of food is considered a bannable offense. Sikand Ur is heavily reliant on the milk of Guy Heaven. He spends thousands on milk a year and comments that he should quit even while he drinks another gallon. He has tried many times to break the habit and leave the gym altogether, but he always comes crawling back. Such is the nature of Guy Heaven.
Of course, it is not all working out at Guy Heaven. Much of their time is spent waxing philosophically at each other. More often than not, the members do not actually read any of the schizoid writings left by their fellow residents but they continue to make posts regardless.
Current members:
* Simplord - Once a normal man, he has now had his mind claimed by cosmic autism.
* Lime Cat - Enjoys provoking Sikand Ur into drinking more and more milk despite how hard Ur tries to quit the habit.
* Sikand Ur - Spends much of his time complaining about the decade-old bullet wound in his foot. He occasionally deviates from his routine to bow up to his reflection in the mirror and drink copious amounts of milk.
* The Russian - Сука-шлюха трахает шлюху, дерьмовая сперма, которая меня заводит!!!
* Vice - Occasionally shows up to harass the regulars and call them gay.
* Gay Robot - Showed up once to see if the establishment would improve Retard Brother's mental state. Somehow, exposure to the residents made him even more retarded.
Testimonies:
"I look them in the eyes for long periods of time to assert dominance. ...Yeah, I do have a warrant out for my arrest, why do you ask?" ~Sikand Ur
"Take this pipe and some fertilizer, Anon! You know what to do! ;) " ~Lime Cat
"Just go to Gold's." ~Vice