Synch or Swim

Sebastian Tute: and as our final assembly draws to an end, I’d like to thank all of you... most of you...well, some of you...actually, I’d like to thank one or two of you for your impeccable behaviour throughout the school year. I’m pleased to say that the incident with Yr 2’s class rabbit and the PVA glue, the flood caused by the twenty packets of candy hidden in the cistern of the Yr 4 boys’ toilet, and the constant disappearance of one of your packed lunches from the staffroom fridge are now all forgotten. To our leavers; you shall be missed, but I wish you every success as you move to secondary school. The rest of you, I hope to see you all back here in September, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Happy holidays, everyone! 
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: Happy holidays!
Susie: Six weeks off school! Awesome! What are you guys up to?
J.J.: Well, for starters I’ve got to learn how to tie a tie. Also, I need to do some growing, so that by September I’ll actually fit into my new secondary school blazer! That’ll be my summer.
Bob: I’ve got camping to look forward to. A fortnight of burnt sausages, cold showers and a leaking tent! what about you? How are the ‘terrible twins’ spending their last holidays before ‘big’ school?
Pedro: So, we have the pleasure of a whole family vacation to...wait for it... Poplins leisure centre on the south coast! It’s our time!
Peter: They said they wanted to experience the ‘high life’ before they’re too old! We’d been hoping for a trip to Music World, you know, to cheer us up about saying goodbye to primary school, but instead we’re getting a experience!
J.J: That’s better than what I have in store. You’d think after all the work we’ve put in this year, my parents would let me take it easy. But oh no! They’re so worried we'll start Yr 7 having forgotten everything I’ve learned here, they’ve only gone and signed me up for summer school!
Sebastian Tute: Congratulations everyone for making it through another school year. Tell me, what do you all have planned for the summer? 
Natalie: Well, six weeks with my feet up was the idea, but it seems my wife has other plans for me. ‘That spare room isn’t going to decorate itself! That rockery isn’t going to build itself!’ I think I’d rather be here!
Peter: Well, you certainly have your work cut out! And you?
Susie: An extended spa break for me! With three terms-worth of knots and wrinkles to iron out of my body and face, I could be there all summer! how about you two?
J.J: What do you mean ‘you two’? We’re not an item!
Bob: No, of course not. Sorry! (aside) Oh, come on! Smart and Tidy? It was meant to be! A school holiday should be just that – a holiday away from school, away from children and away from STAFF. Don’t you agree?
Pedro: I’ll be escaping for some long-overdue ME-time. A chance to get away and take a dive.
Sebastian Tute: Absolutely! We have all worked so hard this year, and we really deserve a wonderful summer holiday. Bring it on, I say!
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: bring it on!
Susie Tute: it would be great
J.J. Tute: I’m afraid we are too busy
Bob Tute: you mean, the pool rules?
Sebastian Tute: yes, the pool rules
Pedro Tute: I think it’s a great idea, good thing we got our swimsuits
Sebastian Tute: great! 
Natalie Tute: what are the rules? 
Peter Tute: how many rules are there 
Sebastian Tute: no running, no shoving, no pushing, no diving in the shallow end 
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: but you said we finished... 
Sebastian Tute: (enraged) I’m the teacher, your the students, we work together, end of story!
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: fine by us! 
Peter Tute: as a surprise, we'll use a music flow to sing a song 
Natalie Tute: that’s right, we won’t get wet
Sebastian Tute: you think you can? 
Susie, Natalie, Bob, Peter, Pedro and J.J.: yes 
Sebastian Tute: it’s great, Ah yes! Hawaiian, the music is so smooth. see how this goes where the palm trees sway 
Susie Tute: (offscreen) your just imagining things! 
Sebastian Tute: Ah... if only I could go to Hawaii for a nice vacation... Oh! Did I say that? Ahem! Back to our show, it’s called Swimming Today
(Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro close each locker as music play)
Bob Tute: I’m queuing up to get on the bus
Pedro Tute: And I’m ready to rock!
Susie Tute: My towel is packed, got my rubber hat
Peter Tute: And my verruca sock.
Natalie Tute: I’ll be giving it my all
J.J. Tute: At breaststroke, backstroke and front-crawl
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: And having too much fun to be watching the clock.
We’re all taking a little trip
To the local pool for a little dip.
We’ll be causing a splash, 
We’ll be making waves,
’Cause all my friends and me.…
We’re going swimming today!
(the six members took a dip in the pool as they continue singing)
Pedro Tute: The smell of chlorine, the slippery floor
J.J. Tute: In the damp changing room,
Peter Tute: Are not enough to put me off
Natalie Tute: From what’s happening soon.
Bob Tute: Absolutely nothing tops
Susie Tute: Handstands, bombing and belly-flops,
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: Oh, ‘water’ way to spend an afternoon!
We’re all taking a little trip 
To the local pool for a little dip.
We’ll be causing a splash,
We’ll be making waves,
’Cause all my friends and me...
We’re going swimming today!
Yes, the water’s on the cold side,
And strands of matted hair and scabs and plasters lurk!
And though an ear-infection’s probably on the cards,
It all beats being stuck back in the classroom doing work!
We’re all taking a little trip 
To the local pool for a little dip.
We’ll be causing a splash, 
We’ll be making waves,
’Cause all my friends and me.…
We’re going swimming today!
We’re going swimming today! 
Sebastian Tute: you were amazing!
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