Battle for Dream Island: The Movie/Transcript/1

This is the first part of the transcript for Battle For Dream Island: The Movie.
==Part 1: Opening/Flying to Dream Island==
(Shows YouTube logo)
(Shows Jacknjellify Films logo)
(Shows Sharpness Knight Animation Studios logo)
(The scene fades to the blue sky. A cloud was floating around in the blue sky. The cloud stops and grows a cartoon face, thus becoming anthropomorphic. The cloud looks at the camera, grows arms, and waves hello to the audience. The cloud flies away as the camera pans down to a house. The scene cuts to the inside of the house where a flame is burning on a fireplace. The flame grows a cartoon face, legs, and arms, thus becoming an anthropomorphic flame named Firey. Firey gets out of the fireplace, looks around, and looks at the camera. He then waves hello to the audience.)
Firey: (looking at the audience) Oh! Hello. It’s so good to see you! My name is Firey. Welcome to Battle for Dream Island: The Movie. Now, as you may know, this movie serves as a reboot of the animated YouTube cartoon, Battle for Dream Island, which is named after the fictional reality television show of the same name, so in here, we’re about to experience a lot more detail than before. That’s all I have to say. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go see what’s on TV. Enjoy the BFDI movie, everyone.
(Firey looks away, walks over to the couch, and sits down on it. He grabs the remote and turns on the TV with it. The TV shows one of the episodes of the Idiot Brothers show. The TV screen shows two idiotic stick figures on a white background doing some stupid stuff.)
Narrator 1 (on TV): And now…
Narrator 2 (on TV): And now…
Narrator 3 (on TV): And now…
Narrator 4 (on TV): And now…
All Four Narrators (on TV): And now… it’s the Idiot Brothers show.
(The four narrators laugh as the TV screen transitions to the TV show’s title card.)
Narrator 1 (on TV): Could you be quiet?
The Other 3 Narrators (on TV): No?
(The TV screen cuts to two idiotic stick figures on a white background talking to each other. As Firey watches TV, the couch is slowly starting to burn.)
Stick Figure 1 (on TV): Hey, Paul!
Stick Figure 2 (on TV): Yeah?
Stick Figure 1 (on TV): What’s your favorite color?
Stick Figure 2 (on TV): Black and White.
Stick Figure 1 (on TV): Hey, Paul! Got any plans today?
Stick Figure 2 (on TV): Uh, nope. Just kiddings!
(The audience on TV laughs and then applauds. The show ends as the TV screen switches to a Dream Island commercial.)
Announcer (on TV): Hello there. Are you feeling bored doing your everyday life? Do you want to do something fun and relaxing for a change? Do you want to go on a vacation just to get away from something you don't like? Well, then you're in luck. The people at Object Builders Construction, Inc. are building the island of luxury.
(The TV screen transitions to the Dream Island logo on the black background.)
Announcer (on TV): It's called Dream Island.
(The TV screen shows the 3D animated Dream Island.)
Announcer (on TV): It's a whole square mile of paradise...
(The TV screen shows images of a hotel with five stars, a casino, six restaurants on the island, a water park, and a robot servant serving a stick figure who is wearing shades.)
Announcer (on TV): ...complete with a five-star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, a water park, and robot servants.
(The TV screen shows three random anthropomorphic objects running through, but the fourth anthropomorphic object slams into Dream Island's just closed metal door.)
Announcer (on TV): And the best part is... the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.
(The scene cuts back to Firey watching the commercial.)
Firey: Ooh, that sounds really cool. Maybe I should keep watching.
(The scene cuts back to the TV screen, which shows the Announcer standing in front of the 3D animated Dream Island.)
Announcer (on TV): The island costs only $1,000,000,000,000. The island will soon be open to the public, but first, we must settle this with a contest. Viewers, if you're watching this, I want you to sign up for a battle. It's not just any ordinary battle, no. It's a very special battle, a battle... for... Dream Island. In order to sign up for the contest, please use our phone number to call... at 1-800-DREAM-ISLAND. That's all I have to say for now. This is the Announcer, signing off. Goodbye, and enjoy your vacation at Dream Island!
(The TV screen shows the Battle for Dream Island logo and the phone number underneath it.)
Narrator: If you want to join the battle, call 1-800-DREAM-ISLAND. That’s 1-800-DREAM-ISLAND.
(The phone number on the TV screen disappears.)
Narrator: Call now to join the battle as the contestant, and don’t miss a brand new show, Battle for Dream Island.
(The TV screen cuts to the text “Coming soon on OTN” and the Object Television Network logo underneath it.)
Narrator: Coming soon to a television screen near you, only on OTN, the Object Television Network.
(The TV commercial ends and Firey turns off the TV. He gets off the couch and uses the phone to dial the number for the BFDI contest.)
Announcer (voice on the phone): Hello? Who is this?
Firey (on the phone): Hey, Announcer. My name is Firey, and I would like to be part of the contest.
Announcer (voice on the phone): Really?
Firey (on the phone): Yes, sir. Really.
Announcer (voice on the phone): Cool! Okay, Firey, you are now part of the contest. Pack your bags, kid. You're going on a vacation at Dream Island. I'll see you there!
Firey (on the phone): Bye, Announcer.
(Firey hangs up the phone.)
Firey: Yes! I'm gonna go start packing.
(Firey starts packing his bags as the camera zooms out through the window to the exterior view of the house. The camera then pans up to the blue sky as the opening credits start playing.)
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(The camera pans down to the city of Objectropolis, zooms in through the city buildings, and pans all the way to Firey's house. Firey walks out of his house with his luggage.)
Firey: I can't believe this! I’m about to go on a vacation at Dream Island, even though it’s not open to the public yet, and stay at a hotel there for one night only. After that, I’m heading over to Object Island to compete for the grand prize... DREAM ISLAND! I can’t wait! This is a dream come true! Today must be my lucky day! (whistles for a taxi) TAXI!
(A taxi appears and stops near Firey's house. Firey puts the luggage in the trunk and gets inside the taxi.)
Taxi Driver: Where are ya headin' tuh?
Firey: Sir, I’m going to be one of the contestants of the new reality television show Battle for Dream Island.
Taxi Driver: Sounds great. Yuh got me so fahr?
Firey: Yep. Anyways, take me to the Objectropolis International Airport, and step on it.
Taxi Driver: Okay.
(The taxi drives all the way to the airport. Firey gets out of the taxi and gives the taxi driver a $5 tip.)
Firey: Thanks for the ride! Keep the change!
(Firey gets his luggage out of the trunk.)
Taxi driver: Have a nice flight, sir.
(The taxi then drives away. Firey looks at the airport entrance.)
Firey: Dream Island, here I come.
(Firey enters the airport through the entrance. He gets the ticket from the airport attendant and drops off his luggage at the conveyor belt, which takes them through the luggage hole. He then goes through the security and walks over to the terminal. The announcement is heard while Firey is inside the airport.)
Airport Announcer: Good morning, passengers. This is the pre-boarding announcement for flight DIA-113 to Dream Island. We are now inviting those passengers with small children, and any passengers requiring special assistance, to begin boarding at this time. Please have your boarding pass and identification ready. Regular boarding will begin in approximately ten minutes time. Thank you.
(The scene fades to Firey at the waiting area in Gate DI. While he's waiting for his flight, he sees a female anthropomorphic match walking into the waiting area. She sits on a chair facing Firey, takes out her smartphone, and uses it to play GTTTATINT (or Get To The Top Although There Is No Top!). Firey takes out his smartphone and uses it to play the same game Match is playing. 5 minutes later, an airplane landed on the runway at the Objectropolis International Airport. Many other anthropomorphic objects exit the jet bridge and walk to the luggage claim to reclaim their luggage.)
Firey: Well, there's my flight.
(Firey is about to enter the jet bridge to the airplane. Match stands up and follows him, but then she sees Firey looking at her and she ended up bumping into him.)
Firey: Oof! Hey, watch where you're going.
Match: Sorry. I was, like, about to, like, enter the plane, so I can, like, go on a flight to, like, Dream Island.
Firey: Wait a minute, you're going on the same flight as me?
Match: Well, yeah.
Firey: I'm Firey, one of the hottest objects in Objectropolis. Who are you?
Match: Well, let's just say that I am, like, one of the objects to, like, enter the contest, which is, like, a battle... for Dream Island. My name is Match, and I totally love to hang out with my BFF Pence-Pence.
(Match shows Firey a picture of her and her best friend Pencil.)
Firey: Uh, who is... Pence-Pence?
Match: I don't know about you, but Pencil is, like, my BFF. By the way, only I can call her "Pence-Pence".
Firey: Sorry. I just don't know who that is.
(Firey looks at his watch and gasps.)
Firey: Aw man, I'm gonna miss my flight! Sorry, Match, but I'd better get going.
Match: Oh, okay. It's nice meeting you. So, I'll see you later then... I guess. Goodbye.
Firey: Bye.
(Firey is about to enter the jet bridge, but slowly turns around to see Match sadly walking away. Firey stops Match from walking away.)
Firey: Wait!
(Match turns around to look at Firey, who then walks over to her.)
Firey: You can come and, uh... sit by me at the airplane... to Dream Island, if you want.
(Match feels better and hugs him.)
Match: Thanks, Firey. I knew I can count on you.
Firey: You're welcome, Match. Come, let's go find our seats.
(Firey guides Match as they head to the plane. They then sit down on the first two seats at the 1st Class cabin of the airplane. They loved their seating arrangements and they continue to talk some more.)
Match: So, Firey, how long is the flight to Dream Island?
Firey: Oh, it only takes about 7 hours or so to fly all the way to Dream Island.
Match: 7 hours?! Oh boy. This is going to be a long trip.
Firey: You said it!
Airplane Announcer: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard to Delta Airlines onboard Flight DIA-113 with service from Objectropolis to Dream Island. We are currently in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately seven minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for take-off. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, including laptops, cell phones, and tablets. Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight. The plane will take off in a few minutes. To learn more about airline safety, just read the safety brochure or watch the safety video on the screen that is attached to the back of each passenger seat. Thank you for choosing Delta Airlines. Enjoy your flight.
(The airplane takes off and leaves Objectropolis to fly all the way to Dream Island. 7 hours later in the afternoon, the plane landed on the runway at the Dream Island International Airport. Firey and Match get off the airplane, grab their luggage from the luggage claim, and walk out of the airport. The two are later greeted by a speaker box named Announcer.)
Announcer: Greetings, Firey and Match.
Firey: Who said that?
Announcer: Down here.
(Firey and Match look down and see the Announcer.)
Announcer: Welcome to Dream Island, Firey and Match. I am the Announcer, and I will be the host of my own reality television show Battle for Dream Island. Come, I will guide you to your hotel rooms so you can stay there until the show is done.
Firey: Okay.
Match: Cool!
(The bus came and stopped at the airport bus stop.)
Bus Driver: All aboard!
(The doors open and Firey, Match, and Announcer get inside the bus.)
Bus Driver: Next stop, Dream Island Hotel.
(The doors close and the bus drives away from the airport. The bus went across the bridge and stopped at the bus stop near the Dream Island Hotel. Firey, Match, and Announcer get outside the bus and it drives away.)
Announcer: Okay, guys. We're here. Now, allow me to guide you to your hotel rooms.
(Firey, Match, and Announcer went inside the Dream Island hotel. They go inside the elevator and it goes up to the 7th floor of the hotel. They exit the elevator when they got to that floor. Firey goes inside his own hotel room while Match goes inside hers.)
Announcer: Enjoy your stay, you two.
(Announcer goes back inside the elevator and it went back down to the first floor. The scene cuts to Firey at his hotel room. He is watching a video tour of Dream Island on TV.)
Announcer (on TV): Hello, everyone. I am the Announcer. Welcome to Dream Island, an island full of luxury built by the construction workers at Object Builders Construction, Inc., and owned and operated by... none other... than me, the Announcer. I just want to let you all know that the island isn't open to the public... yet. The reason why is because I'm working on a new reality television show... as a host. The show is called Battle for Dream Island. The show will start tomorrow only on OTN, and it will end with the winner opening Dream Island to the public. In the meantime, enjoy the slideshow of pictures and video footage of what Dream Island will look like. Have a good day, everyone. I'll see you in the morning. Goodbye.
(The TV screen cuts to the slideshow of pictures and video footage of what Dream Island looks like. The scene cuts to Match at her hotel room with her best friend Pencil.)
Pencil: Oh, hey, Match. You made it!
Match: I know, right? Wait a minute. Did you, like, enter the competition, too?
Pencil: Yep, sure did.
Match: Cool!
Pencil: So, Match, are you really excited about going to the competition tomorrow?
Match: Why of course, Pence-Pence. I am!
Pencil: Great! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a shower.
Match: Okay.
(Pencil gets inside the bathroom to take a shower while Match takes out her smartphone to play GTTTATINT. The scene fades to Firey at his hotel room. It is nighttime and Firey is getting ready for bed. He goes to the bathroom to clean his teeth. He puts toothpaste on the toothbrush and uses it to brush his teeth. He spits out the toothpaste into the sink. Firey grabs an empty cup and fills it up with water. He puts the water in his mouth, mixes it around in his mouth, gargles, and spits out the water into the sink. He then smiles at his reflection in the mirror.)
Firey: Ah. Now my teeth are all nice and clean, and my breath is all minty and fresh. (yawns) Well, it’s time for me to get some sleep now.
(Afterwards, he gets out, puts on his pajamas, turns off the light for his bedroom, gets into his bed and goes to sleep.)
==Part 2: Contestants at Object Island==
(The scene fades to Announcer in his hotel room the next morning. He is sleeping on his bed. The clock strikes 7:00. A cuckoo bird comes out.)
Cuckoo Bird: Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
(The cuckoo bird looks down at the Announcer.)
Cuckoo Bird: Well, as my grandfather told me years ago, “If you don’t succeed at waking someone up, BONK THEM ON THE HEAD!”
(The cuckoo bird uses a hammer to bonk on the Announcer’s head.)
Announcer: Ouch!
(The Announcer wakes up, gets out of his bed, yawns, and stretches his arms.)
Announcer: Oh, a wise guy, huh?
Cuckoo Bird: Yep, I bonked you on the head because you wouldn’t wake up.
Announcer: I’m about to whip somebody’s head!
(The cuckoo bird hides. The Announcer looks at the calendar.)
Announcer: Hooray! My own reality show has officially started! I’m going to do it right now!
(The scene cuts to Firey in his hotel room. He is sleeping on his bed. However, Firey's alarm clock rings loudly as he wakes up. He turns off the alarm clock by punching it off the nightstand.)
Alarm Clock: Ouch! That really hurts.
(Firey gets out of his bed, yawns, and stretches his arms. He goes to the bathroom to clean his teeth. He puts toothpaste on the toothbrush and uses it to brush his teeth. He spits out the toothpaste into the sink. Firey grabs an empty cup and fills it up with water. He puts the water in his mouth, mixes it around in his mouth, gargles, and spits out the water into the sink. He then smiles at his reflection in the mirror.)
Firey: Ah. Today is the day where the competition really begins.
(Afterwards, Firey gets out of the bathroom and gets dressed in his casual clothes.)
Firey: Now I’m ready.
(Firey walks out of his hotel room and closes the door. He then goes into the elevator. The elevator went down to the first floor of the hotel. He exits the elevator when he got to that floor. Firey enters the restaurant, only to meet Match, Pencil, and 17 other contestants. Firey starts choosing a table to sit at. 20 seconds later, Firey chooses to sit at a table next to an anthropomorphic penny, who is sitting with a golf ball-like woman and an anthropomorphic sponge.)
Firey: Hello.
Coiny: Hey. Are you new here?
Firey: Yep. I've traveled here to participate in a competition for Dream Island.
Coiny: Don't you mean Battle for Dream Island?
Firey: Yep. That's the one. I'm Firey, the average flame of Objectropolis.
Coiny: I'm Coiny.
(Firey shakes hands with Coiny.)
Firey: It's very nice to meet you, Coiny. Say, you're participating in the competition too?
Coiny: Yep.
Firey: Cool! Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?
(The Announcer enters the restaurant to chat with the 20 contestants.)
Announcer: Good morning, everyone.
Contestants: Good morning, Mr. Announcer. How are you doing?
Announcer: I’m doing fine. Thanks for asking me. Anyways, welcome to Battle for Dream Island, a show where you compete for a grand prize. That's right, the first person to stay in the game the longest wins one... trillion... dollars, and a possible chance to open Dream Island to the public. Any questions?
(An anthropomorphic eraser raises his hand.)
Announcer: Yes, Eraser?
Eraser: How much does this island cost?
Announcer: I told you Dream Island costs $1,000,000,000,000. It's not even worth a penny.
Eraser: Then I'll take it!
Announcer: But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know. Also, the winner will cut the ribbon at the grand opening soon. When the winner cuts the ribbon, the others will cheer. So, we will start the battle now!
Firey: A grand opening? Oh, I need to win, I need to win!!!
Eraser: Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.
Announcer: Neither would anyone else in this game. So, guys, it's time for your first challenge! Follow me.
(The contestants follow the Announcer out of Dream Island as they go into the train station. Inside the station, an anthropomorphic train locomotive is at the platform waiting for them. He then blows his whistle.)
Announcer: Okay, guys! Get inside the train!
(Firey, the Announcer, and the other contestants get inside the train. The Announcer goes to the caboose.)
Announcer: All aboard!
Train: All aboard! Let’s go!
(The train locomotive tries to move, but the luggage at the luggage cars make the train too heavy for him to move. He moves back and bumps into the passenger car, which bumps into other railroad cars and the caboose, which hits the buffers. The caboose bumps into the luggage cars and the passenger cars, with the first passenger car bumping into the train locomotive.)
Train: Wahoo!
(The train chugs out of the train station. Firey, the Announcer, and the other contestants go on a train ride from Dream Island to a remote island called Object Island. The contestants get off the train after it stopped and end up in Object Island.)
Announcer: Contestants, welcome to Object Island. You will be living here until the show is over. Here are your tents.
(The Announcer gives the tents to the contestants.)
Announcer: And here are your sleeping bags.
(The Announcer gives the sleeping bags to the contestants.)
Announcer: Enjoy your stay here. I'm gonna go set up the first challenge. Hold on a second! I almost forgot. I will take you guys on a tour of the cafeteria. Follow me.
(The Announcer and the contestants walk to the cafeteria. The cafeteria worker, who is a block named David, was working. The Announcer looks at him.)
Announcer: Hello, David.
David: Oh! Hey, Announcer. It’s great to see you.
Announcer: It’s great to see you too, David. Guys, this is the cafeteria. This is where David makes breakfast, lunch, and dinner for you, guys, during the show’s production.
David: Okay, Announcer, I will hear a joke. Okay, so the 2 guys are walking to the bar. And what happens next?
Announcer: What?
David: They got hurt badly, and they thought it was a metal bar.
(Announcer and David laugh. Flower looks at David.)
Flower: Pfft, how pathetic.
David: Shut your mouth, Tinkerbell! Unless you want a knuckle sandwich!
(Firey looks at David.)
Firey: Oh, hello there, sir. My name is Firey. What’s yours?
David: My name is David Derek Francisco Benjamin Smith, and I’m a cafeteria worker. I just work here for the last 3 years already.
(Firey shakes hands with David.)
Firey: Nice to meet you, David.
David: It’s nice to meet you, Firey.
Announcer: Okay, contestants, that’s enough talking. We’d better head back to the campsite.
Firey: Oh, okay. Well, I guess I’d better get going. See you around.
David: Bye, Firey. I’ll see you later.
(The Announcer and the contestants walk out of the cafeteria.)
David: Man, I love Firey.
(David looks at his watch.)
David: Oh my, I’d better get back to work.
(David gets back to work. The scene fades to the Announcer and the contestants at Object Island.)
Announcer: Okay, guys. You’re now free to do whatever you want. I'm gonna go set up the first challenge. I’ll be back.
(The Announcer walks away to set up the show's first challenge. An anthropomorphic snowball takes out his hang glider.)
Snowball: Well, I gotta go hang gliding. I'll be right back.
(Snowball walks away into the jungle. The camera pans to Pencil and Match talking to each other.)
Pencil: Hey, Match. Do you remember the time when we ask Flower if she wants to have an insect or a bug as a pet?
Match: Yeah?
Pencil: Well, I must say... insects are a plant's best friend. Right?
Match: Yeah, I know, she was so surprised!
Pencil: Really?
Match: Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Flower went crazy!
Pencil: OMG, Flower is really afraid of bugs!
Match: Well, yeah. Flower thinks she's so fabulous! Like the time she asked Icy if she was beautiful...
(The scene goes to a flashback of Flower asking Ice Cube if she's beautiful.)
Flower: Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?
(Flower smiles at Ice Cube.)
Ice Cube: Uh, no?
(Flower stops smiling, but starts getting mad.)
Ice Cube: Uh... that's not what I meant. What I meant to say is... you look fine.
(Flower stops getting angry and calms down.)
Flower: Thank you.
Ice Cube: Don't mention it, uh…
(Ice Cube becomes silent. She looks at Flower and accidentally imagines her as a fat and ugly flower humanoid with a face similar to Shrek’s. Ice Cube then insults what she imagines when in reality, she accidentally insults Flower.)
Ice Cube: You... you fat, barefooted, ugly-looking flower humanoid!
(Flower gets really mad at Ice Cube for insulting her and kicks her up into the sky. Flower then watched Ice Cube as she fell and shattered into pieces off-screen. The flashback ends as the scene goes to Ice Cube, who is fully recovered and is seen talking to Pencil and Match.)
Ice Cube: Oh, oh! I remember that! I am so gonna get revenge on her! I cannot believe how she thinks we will be her servants! I'm so glad you guys are my friends, though. Really! Bubble likes me too.
(Ice Cube holds onto an anthropomorphic soap bubble woman named Bubble.)
Ice Cube: Right, Bubble? Riiiiight?
(Ice Cube starts hugging her.)
Bubble: Uh, yeah?
Pencil and Match: No! Ice Cube, STOP!
Pencil and Match (in a man's voice): STOP!
(Ice Cube squeezed onto Bubble tight, so much so that Bubble pops like any bubble. Pencil facepalms and sighs.)
Pencil: What is wrong with you, Ice Cube?
(Bubble gets recovered in the Bubble Recovery Center and nearly gets stabbed by Pin.)
Bubble: Pin, you nearly popped me!
Pin: Oh, it's not my fault.
(The camera pans to reveal a red anthropomorphic building block holding Pin.)
Pin: It's that stupid Blocky here. It's his fault!
(Pin kicks Blocky, sending her flying.)
Blocky: Fine, I'll get Needle.
(Blocky grabs Needle from off-screen.)
Needle: Help!
(Blocky throws Needle at Bubble.)
Bubble: Yikes!
(Bubble ducks to dodge Needle. Needle ends up getting hit into a palm tree. A coconut falls out from the palm tree and hits Needle on the head. She then falls from the tree and lands on the sand. The scene cuts to Bubble talking to Blocky.)
Bubble: Hey! What was that for?
Blocky: Hey! I'm just in the mood to hurt someone!
(The camera pans to a boy made of wood named Woody. The boy looks around and sees Blocky running towards him. Woody is about to get his butt kicked by Blocky.)
Woody: Ah... ah... AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!
(Blocky kicks Woody up into the sky. Woody screams as he falls down into the ground and lands near Teardrop. Then, a friendly leaf picks up Woody and puts him down on the ground.)
Leafy: Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!
(Firey walks towards Leafy.)
Firey: Hi. I'm new here.
Leafy: Well, hello there, newcomer. My name is Leafy.
(Firey shakes hands with Leafy.)
Firey: Nice to meet you, Leafy. I'm Firey.
Leafy: Why hello, Firey. It's so nice to meet you.
Firey: You're participating in the competition too?
Leafy: Yep. In fact, we're all participating in a battle for Dream Island.
Firey: Wow! Deja vu. Okay, I'll see you at the first challenge.
Leafy: Okay, see ya.
(Firey walks away. Leafy turns to Woody.)
Leafy: Well, Woody?
Woody: Uh...
Leafy: Why aren't you enjoying your life?
Woody: Uh... I don't know. Why do you ask?
Leafy: I was only trying to give you advice.
Woody: Oh! Okay. I'll try to enjoy the life.
Leafy: That's the spirit! Well, I gotta go now. Bye!
(Leafy walks away as Woody walks towards Teardrop with love hearts.)
Woody: Awww... Aiyeee...
(Teardrop angrily kicks Woody in full force.)
Tennis Ball: Teardrop, calm down! Kicking Woody could severely injure him.
(The camera closes up on Tennis Ball's mouth.)
Tennis Ball: He is balsa.
(Snowball climbs up to the top of a mountain and uses his hang glider to glide down from there. Meanwhile, Woody is sent flying into the sky, passes Snowball, who is hang-gliding, and then hits Rocky. A chip falls off from the top of Woody's head and he screams in pain. Eraser and Pen are overhearing this, and they cringe and cover their ears.)
Eraser: I can't believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is. He's so uncool, but Pen, you're cool though.
Pen: So are you, Eraser.
Eraser: Yeah! We’re both cool! High five, bro!
(Pen and Eraser give each other a high five. The scene cuts to David the Cafeteria Worker in the kitchen. He’s looking at all the cakes.)
David: Okay. The cakes are now ready for the show’s very first season.
(The baker, an anthropomorphic rolling pin, enters the kitchen and looks at David.)
Rolling Pin: Oh! Hi there, David.
(David looks at Rolling Pin.)
David: Good morning, Rolling Pin.
Rolling Pin: Where will these delicious cakes be taken to?
David: They will be taken to the Cake at Stake elimination area, and you are to take them there and give it to the Announcer during the Cake at Stake elimination ceremony. When everyone was safe, they get a piece of cake. However, if each one of the contestants is not safe, he or she may be eliminated, and when a contestant is eliminated, he or she will be sent to the Tiny Loser Chamber. It’s a giant chamber made of metal. It’s for the eliminated contestants only.
Rolling Pin: Wow!
David: Thank goodness you’re not a contestant, because otherwise, you would be sent there. As for me, I’m not really a contestant… at all. I’m just a cafeteria worker. The Announcer hired me to make food for both him and the contestants of the show.
Rolling Pin: Yes, yes he did.
David: Okay, that’s enough talking. Now, go take the cakes to the Cake at Stake elimination area. If you don’t, I will tell Announcer about your misbehavior and he will either fire you or make you a contestant. Do you understand?
Rolling Pin: Yes, sir.
David: Now go.
(Rolling Pin gets out of the kitchen with the cakes.)
David: Man, I love this job.
(David smiles and starts making food for himself, the contestants, the Announcer, and the show’s production crew.)
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