The Quickcharge Contract

==Objectives==
Agree to the Quickcharge Contract.
* Speak with Pristy Quickcharge
==Description==
Wondrous news, dear test subject!
My dear brother and I have restored 65% of the functionality of our research laboratory.
We are hoping to resume our regular research schedule shortly, but require a fresh batch of brave test subjects to help us push the laws of nature and science to their limits!
If you're interested, you'll just need to agree to our standard verbal contract first...
==Rewards==
You will receive:
* 
* 1,800 XP
==Progress==
How can I help you, dear test subject?
==Completion==
Welcome to the Quickcharge team, dear test subject.
What a wondrous day this is!
==Notes==
;Speaking with Pristy
:We're so very excited to have you test the NRG-100!
:<Pristy giggles.>
:You are certainly NOT ready, dead test subject!
:You haven't agreed to the verbal contract yet.
:
:
::We simply insist that every potential test subject confirm their ability and willingness to participate in our experiments.
::We believe that our technology can, and will, improve the lives of every living being on Azeroth. But we also believe that living beings should choose this improvement. We will not force it on anyone who does not ask for it.
::We're not wicked King Mechagon, after all!
::<Pristy giggles.>
::
:::Wondrous, let's proceed.
:::This verbal contract waives all previously held, typically understood, or spiritually derived claims regarding your physical form and its current functionality.
:::
::::Specifically, you waive your claims to the following functionalities:
::::Resspiratory,
::::Circulatory,
::::Muscular,
::::Reproductive,
::::Skeletal,
::::Digestive,
::::Both innate AND adaptive immunity,
::::Facial,
::::Structural,
::::General well-being,
::::and interminable biological life.
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:::::You'll be as cute as ever. There's no waiving that one, not for you. No way.
:::::<Pristy looks you up and down slowly.>
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:::::Interminable biological life.
:::::Oh, it's not as scary as it sounds, I waived mine long ago!
:::::Are you ready to continue?
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::::::::Wondrous, let's proceed.
::::::::Do you, <name>, hereby waive all of the claims I've previously mentioned in their entirety, for all eternity?
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::::::::Wondrous! Welcome to the Quickcharge team, dear test subject.
::::::::Your verbal agreement is now stored on file here at our laboratory.
::::::::You're authorized to participate in any and all future experiments we conduct at this and any and all future locations, regardless of risk, life expectancy, or your general uneasiness at the aims or methods of said experiments.
::::::::Welcome to the future!
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::::::::Of course, dear test subject.
::::::::Flip and I would never want you to feel pressured to participate.
::::::::Take your time. Consider the joys of your future life, when its enhanced by all of the wondrous technology we can create.
::::::::Consider the incredible enhancements you can already see on your own bodies. The Quickcharge twins are walking testaments to the power of technology!
::::::::Let me know when you're ready to proceed.
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:::::::::Please do, dear test subject. We'll be waiting.
==Progression==
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==Patch changes==
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==External links==