The Bart Book

The Bart Book is a book based on Bart Simpson and is about his life. It is part of the Library of Wisdom series and was part of the first series.
== Synopsis ==
Bart Simpson, the much-maligned, misunderstood, under-appreciated 'underachiever', comes clean and (God help us!) it's worse than we thought. Now the truth can be told at last as Bart offers up his school survival guide, secret codes, pullable pranks, dream tattoos, favorite El Barto 'tags', and the Christmas list to end all lists (and future visits from Santa). It's the worst, we mean...the best book ever!
== Contents ==
* Bart's Top 40
* Bart From the Start
* Little Known Fact: Bart's full name is Bartholomew Jojo Simpson. He was born on April 1st, which explains it all.
* Stuff to Do by Bart Simpson
* Bart Zones: School Cafeteria
* Seymour Skinner Factfile
* Edna Krabappel Factfile
* Martin Prince Factfile
* Sherri & Terri Factfile
* Otto Factfile
* Groundskeeper Willie Factfile
* Bart's Pullable Pranks
* School Survival Handbook
** Classroom Tactics
** Excuses, Excuses
** The Forged Note
** So You're Late-So What?
** Back to School
** Preparation = Success
** Identify Your New Teacher
** Identify Your New Classmates
** The School Bus
** Dealing with the Inevitable "How I Spent My Summer Vacation" Report
** Invaluable Fashion Tip
** Secret Codes for the Classroom
* Presenting the Bartfink: The Skateboard of Bart's Dreams
* Mutant Melodies
* Bart's Recipes for Telephone Fun #12 - The Fast Food and the Furious
* The Anatomy of Bart
* What's on Bart's Mind?
* Bart Zones: Android's Dungeon
* Comic Book Guy Factfile
* Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy Factfile
* Stretch Dude & Clobber Girl Factfile
* Angry Dad Factfile
* Little Known Fact: Embarrassed by his roots, Bart plans to change his name to Steve Bennett when he is older.
* More Pullable Pranks
* ...Fun with Facial Muscles!
* Bart's Recipes for Telephone Fun #32 - Convenient Classic
* A Typical Day in the Life of Bart Simpson
* Bart Zones: Noiseland Arcade
* Nelson Muntz Factfile
* Dolph, Kearney & Jimbo Factfile
* Milhouse Van Houten Factfile
* Laura Powers Factfile
* Itchy & Scratchy Factfile
* Fat Tony Factfile
* Bart's Tattoo Revue
* Bart's Recipes for Telephone Fun #49 - Potty Talk
* Little Known Fact: Between the two of them, Bart and Milhouse have read the first 814 issues of Radioactive Man.
* Still More Pullable Pranks
* Bart Zones: Bart's Bedroom
* Krusty the Clown Factfile
* Santa's Little Helper Factfile
* Lisa Simpson Factfile
* Mister Honeybunny Factfile
* Sideshow Bob Factfile
* Jessica Lovejoy Factfile
* Bart's Christmas List
* Bart's Recipes for Telephone Fun #74 - Bartender Mercies
* Bart Simpson's Dream Treehouse
* El Barto's Gallery of Self-Expression
* Bart's Bottom 40
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