Guys with a Reason to Bitch

Guys with a Reason to Bitch is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"Okay, imagine you're hangin' out at the laundromat waiting for your sheets to dry."
===Question===
You eavesdrop on a conversation between Oedipus and Jesus. To their surprise they realize they have a lot in common. Which is NOT something you could overhear?
===Question Reading===
"Meanwhile you eavesdrop on a conversation between Oedipus and Jesus. To their surprise they realize they have a lot in common. Which is NOT something you could overhear?"
===Choices===
1. "Get out! You have pierced feet, too?"
2. "I heard some weird stuff about your mom."
3. "YOUR dad's the king?! MY dad's the king!"
4. "No way! I've never killed anyone either."
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Nope." [exhales] "They both had pierced feet." [exhales] "Course, in those days it was a punishment. Little did they know that they were just way ahead of the fashion curve."
2. "Let's see, Jesus's mom had a son while she was still a virgin, Oed's mom married her son." [clicking mouth] "Neighbors will talk."
3. "They could talk about this with each other and Lisa Marie Presley."
4. "He spent his life trying to avoid it, but Oedipus ended up killing his father by accident."
===Answer Quote===
"His mom didn't ground him for it, but she… did find a way to keep him close to home."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"'No way! I've never killed anyone either.' See, Oedipus killed his dad. Now, his mom didn't ground him after that, but she did find a way to keep him close to home."
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