Ballad of the Demo of Freddy Pharkas

:When the West was wild and lawless,
:There was once a druggist, brave and flawless,
:Named Freddy Pharkas,
:A champion through and through.
:Now his life's the stuff of stories,
:Of computer games with inventories,
:Puzzles and graphics, and twisted humor too.
:Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.
:Showing you how the West was Fun,
:Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.
:Pharmacist with a gun.
:Freddy's fable is an earful:
:Back when men were men and sheep were fearful,
:Folks down in Coarsegold were headin' downhill fast.
:Then a villain, spreading mayhem,
:Comes to town and tries to scare away them,
:Can Freddy save them, and reconcile his past?
:Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.
:Hiding out from his own dark youth,
:Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.
:Stands for justice and truth.
:Now the game of Freddy Pharkas
:Is from old Al Lowe, who made his mark as
:Dad and designer of Larrys one through five.
:But while Larry's slightly dirty,
:Freddy isn't anywhere as nerdy,
:Short, lewd or balding, nor pushing forty-five.
:Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.
:Digitized and in VGA.
:Freddy Pharkas, Freddy Pharkas.
:Saddle up and let's play.
Category:Ballads