Edison's Carabiner Whoopie Cushion

This was made by Basic Fun to honor the cult classic, Chairman Of The Board; it was sold at Blockbuster from its premiere day, March 13th of 1998-September 2003. When the small button on its back is pushed, the battery-powered mini whoopie cushion keychain makes incredibly hysterical farting noises and Edison then follows up with wisecracking phrases!
== The Farts and Edison's Wisecracks That Follow ==
# (wet fart) Time for a quick outfit change!
# (high fart) That's what I call seat soprano!
# (strong fart) I think I ripped open my pants!
# (windy fart) Whoops, it wasn't me!
# (hot fart) Ow, my butt hurts!
# (long fart) Gas here, get your free gas here!