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I used to be an intern at game freak, and a fan of Ppokémon until now. Usually the staff would ask me for coffee and drill into my head pokémon had to be spelled with an accent character, but at the company while snooping as usual around the archives when i saw a cartridge saying and I quote: "Pokémon Platinum: Uncut Edition". I thought that was weird, because there was no previous uncut Pokémon games anyway I took the cartridge and went home and inserted it into my DS, huddling next to my Brain Griffin plush. When the title screen popped up it was a bloody corpse instead of of Giratina's origin form, when I pressed the start button I heard a human screaming there was already a save file that said "LEAVE NOW!." Out of curiosity, I selected it while keeping my plush near close to my chest. it took me to spear pillar but the pillars were covered in HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD but then a Torterra jumpscare popped up I touched the image to check if it was real but then Torterra said YOU FOOL YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!??!!?!!?!, BUT THEN i was forced into a battle with this demon but when I was looking at my Pokemon that could beat him, only one who is alive was a Electabuzz with a gash on it's head. I couldn't do unanything but watch it stand there then the Torterra which goes by the name torterra.png said one thing: "DIE..." and then he used a earthquake so powerful it broke the game. after that a ghost came out of my DS and possessed my Brain Griffin plush and tried to kill me I (sadly) burn it to a crisp the plush screamed "THOU CANNOTST ESCAPETH ME; THY KINGDOM COME!" and then the spirit came out of the plush and flew back into DS. I knew if I tried to explain any of this to anyone at game freak i would loose my job. and that was story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down for a few minutes, fin.
THE EXTRA MEATY ENDING
While thinking what to do with the game, guy fierri with his giant hot dog came out of my closet and killed me(by the way Guy Fieri is writing this so watch out, you may be my next victim. see you all in flavor town, when I find you.)
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