Gate of Memoirs/Downtown Tour

Two thugs pick the wrong target to mess with.
Portrait 	Dialogue
Music: "Dragon's Remains"	Music: "Dragon's Remains"
 	
*Pirate Kid: This isn't fun at all... *sob*
 	
*Captain Kid: Yeah, spoilsport. Thanks for nothin', lady.
*Captain Kid: You're fine Ethan. It's just a small scratch.
*Captain Kid: Don't tell mom, okay?
 	
*Chryssa: There they go.
 	
*Sennie: Hey! You're just gonna LEAVE?
*Sennie: Kids these days...The nerve!
*Sennie: Why, when I was a small girl...
 	
*Chryssa: Aren't you kind of doing the same thing sneaking out of the village?
 	
*Sennie: ...Don't lump me with them! This is for the enrichment of the soul!
*Sennie: You don't get REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE poking each other all day.
 	
*Chryssa: Uh huh.
 	
*Sennie: Anyway! Back to the trip! 
*Sennie: I assure you, hooligans are NOT part of our experience and we do NOT have to spend even one more thought on them.
*Sennie: Let me introduce to you this fantastic landmark over here!
 	
*Sennie gestures to the sandy gravel around them, and to the crumbling settlements in the distance.
Music: "Earth Lament" 	Music: "Earth Lament"
 	
*Sennie: Ahem! This is where one of several great disasters took place.
*Sennie: Some travelers told me that fifteen hundred people used to live here...now, it's just an abandoned town.
 	
*Sennie: But what's more shocking is that Naga used to live among them!
 	
*Chryssa: Aren't they snake-people? How did they wind up living there?
 	
*Sennie: That's where it gets interesting. Apparently, they had magic that disguised their true appearance!
*Sennie: The travelers were hunters of these Naga, and they said that a special fire they used forced them to reveal themselves.
 	
*Sennie: Then they started waxing lyrical about some mighty lord they followed.
*Sennie: Pretty sure those guys were kinda nuts. We decided not to trade too much with them.
*Sennie: The leather they offered was so scaly and smelled so...singed. Gross.
*Sennie: I don't wanna think about how they got it.
 	
*Chryssa: Humans sure are weird.
 	
*Sennie: I know. We're a funny bunch.
 	
*Sennie: Better not spend so much time on land or you might remember you're one of us!
 	
*Sennie: I mean, you ARE...human...oid. Right?
 	
*Chryssa: I guess. Jell, what do you think?
*Jell: *bobs gently*
 	
*Sennie: All right, moving on! Now we come to one of the ACTUAL settlement buildings!
Portrait 	Dialogue
 	
*Sennie: You know that long list of destinations I rattled off? Well, this here is Tin-Can All-
 	
**CLUNK*
 	
*Sennie: Whoa. Okay. Was that-?
*Sennie: I didn't expect actual tin cans.
 	
*Sennie: I guess I can see why they named i-
 	
*Angry Voice: Hand it over old man! Quit stalling!
 	
*Sennie: Wait, that doesn't sound good.
Music: "Mimic"	Music: "Mimic"
 	
*The girls peek around the corner to see two young thugs harassing an elderly cloaked figure leaning heavily on his cane.
*One of them appears to be actively threatening the old man, while the other is hanging back in hesitation.
*The thugs look identical to each other, save for their mannerisms.
*Elderly Man: Scoundrels! Have you no respect for your elders?!
*Elderly Man: Roll up your sleeves and put yourselves to good and honest work!
*Young Thug A: Shaddap!
*Young Thug B: This is a terrible idea...
 	
*Chryssa: What're they doing?
 	
*Sennie: Nothing good, that's for sure...
 	
*Chryssa: Should we help?
 	
*Sennie: Uhh...No? They're armed!
 	
*Chryssa: But you broke up two kids poking each other with swords.
 	
*Sennie: Those were KIDS! These guys have REAL weapons.
 	
*Elderly Man: Quit waving that teeny dagger at me, boy, or I'll really let you have it!
*Elderly Man: I'll have you know that I was once-
*Young Thug A: Enough! I'm outta patience!
*Young Thug A: Looks like I'm gonna have to pry it outta your hands!
 	
*Sennie: Ahh! He's going to shank the old man!
*Sennie: Okay, okay, plan B! B for Back The HECK Out Of Here!
*Sennie: I'm not staying around for bloodshed. No sir, this isn't on the itinerary!
 	
*Elderly Man: Oho! You won't get away if there are witnesses!
*Elderly Man: You two lasses over there! Don't think you're just going to sneak off!
 	
*Chryssa: That's us.
 	
*Sennie: Why are you responding??
 	
*Elderly Man: You can't get away now, boys. Drop your daggers.
*Young Thug A: I said, QUIET! And you, if you value your lives, don't interfere!
*Young Thug B: T-This is just a s-snatch and run! G-Go away!
 	
*Sennie: We are in BIG trouble.
 	
*Chryssa: Hey, that still starts wth B. For Plan B.
 	
*Sennie: *sigh*