Fandemonium 3/12

David: So, um, todays contest will be a cave exploring contest, I guess.... I dunno, the team to get to the end of the cave wins first? Sometimes these instructions sent by the produc-I mean my boss aren't very specific. 
Marley: Tttttttthhaaaaaaaaaaaaat seeeeeeemsss  reeeasonaaable.
Mika Sho: Jake, can't you use your super tech-savvy-ness to make him speak normally?
Jake: No.
Mika: *groans*
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(Blue Team) 
Jake: This cave doesn't seem too dangerous- 
Koloro: ACK! ZOMBIE!
(Speedy pecks at the zombie with his round beak, but it doesn't do much damage. Volt strikes the zombie with lightning)
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(Red Team)
Mika Sho: Are you sure this isn't cheating?
Marley: Nnnnnnooooooooooo-
Mika Sho: OK, I get the idea.
(Marley rockets through the cave super fast using a built-in jetpack, with Mika Sho trying to keep up) 
Mika Sho: How do you even have a jetpack?
Marley: Rrrrrrreeeeeeeeassssooons.
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(Green Team) 
Rosa Yorkwich: Huehuehue! This challenge easy!
Alyssa: *is getting hit by arrows* Wait, what?
(Camera pans out to show a troop of skeletons attacking the group. Jane and Scotch throw ice axes and beer bottles at the skeletons, while Rosa fights them with her sword.)
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(Yellow Team)
Trixie: Hey, Zane? Since you're a bird, do you think you can fly us to the end?
Zane: Sure can! I think...
(Trixie and Cookie Crumble hold on to Zane by the feet as he flies to the end) 
Zane: Sheesh, you guys are heavy!
Cookie: Well, now that we finished the race, do you want to maybe bake something for fun!
Trixie: I'd love too! But we don't have any ingredients.....or an oven....
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David: So, uh, it seems like Yellow and Red team finished first, and Green and Blue teams were too busy....uh, doing something....to finish the race.
Volt: We were fighting monsters.
David: What? That wasn't supposed to happen.....Why do all these challenges end up being so unsafe? Well, I guess Blue and Green Teams are up for elimination:
*Jake
*Koloro
*Volt
*Speedy
*Jane
*Rosa Yorkwich
*Alyssa
*General Scotch
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