The Avengers (Marvel;Re)/Issue 2 (Coolot1)

This is the second issue of Thor's team in The Avengers (Marvel;Re).
== Plot Transcript ==
It begins with Thor's team of Avengers recovering from their embarrassing defeat at Ward's hands.
* Thor: "Ugh... that was painful..."
* Jessica: "Why did you assume that you could just attack the adaptoid at once without a real strategy?!"
* Thor: "Because... when the Avengers was just a small tiny team and we fought the Super Adaptoid we won by overloading it by attacking it at once."
* Brian: "So you thought it would have been as easy as it was last time?"
* Thor: I must have forgotten the fact a human was riding it and it was a mech. How can you overload a human?"
* Eros: "By making them tired?"
* Carol: "Yeah... I think that is an easy way to overload a human. Too much fatigue means bye bye."
* Rick: "Also I'm glad that love manipulation thing is gone..."
* Wanda: "We all are. Because you two are not an item."
* Eros: "Can we stop talking about sex?"
* Thor: "Ok then Mr. 'I make people horny'."
* Brian: "Stop bickering!"
* Thor and Eros: "Fine..."
* Jessica: "Also I may have found a way to figure out what to do next regarding the Adaptoid thing."
* Thor: "What is it?"
* Jessica: "Let's say I got a contact."
* Thor: "Hmm... alright then... AVENGERS follow Jessica's lead!"
They head out as they arrive in an abandoned alleyway as suddenly M.O.D.O.K. shows up as the Avengers prepare for a fight except for Jessica.
* Rick: "Jessica... you know who this is right?"
* Jessica: "He's my contact."
* All Avengers Except For Jessica: "What?!"
* M.O.D.O.K.: "Shield had stolen my plans for the Super Adaptoid. That's why when I saw that cretin jumping around in the adaptoid... I needed my revenge. So I contacted Jessica here claiming I have a way to destroy the Adaptoid. I created the Adaptoid so I know how to destroy it."
* Thor: "And what is that?"
* M.O.D.O.K.: "I combined a sample of Technovore and a sample of the Phalanx to create an extremely powerful virus capable of destroying technology. But there is a catch. You have to put it back into its containment after it destroys the Adaptoid or else it can consume New York City."
* Carol: "And where is this virus?"
* M.O.D.O.K.: "In the hands of Batroc the Leaper."
* Carol: "Do I have the permission to beat M.O.D.O.K. up?"
* Thor: "Permission granted."
Carol smirks as she grabs M.O.D.O.K. and throws him up in the air and gives him a huge punch flying him off. It cuts to Brian interrogating Batroc.
* Brian: "Let's get this over with. Where is the virus?!"
* Batroc: "What virus?!"
* Brian: "Don't lie! M.O.D.O.K. told me you had it!"
* Batroc: "Oh.... that virus."
* Brian: "So where is it?!"
* Batroc: "The guards have it."
* Brian: "Oh course they do."
He slams Batroc into the bars and walks off to Thor and Wanda waiting outside.
* Thor: "So... how did it go?"
* Brian: "The guards have it."
* Wanda: "So now we have to steal from the Raft?"
* Thor: "They'll understand. It's for the greater good."
Thor then busts himself into the confiscated room and looks around seeing stuff such as Molecule Man's wand, Magneto's helmet, an Accuser hammer, Ultron's head and then he finds the vial of the virus.
* Thor: "There it is. Wanda and Brian let's go."
They leave as it cuts to the hideout as the Avengers are relaxing preparing for the time to come. Suddenly, Rick turns on his phone as he botices a notification from a podcast app saying "Just the Facts With J Jonah Jameson Episode 35 - The Avengers Episode". Curiously he presses it.
* J. Jonah Jameson: (on phone) "Welcome back to Just the Facts With J. Jonah Jameson. You may wonder... "why the hell is J. Jonah not ranting about Spider-Man?" Well why is because I discovered something just as bad as Spider-Man. The Avengers team lead by Thor! I admit I tolerate the teams with Captain America or that former psychopath guy but... AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE DECENCY TO NOT BREAK INTO PRISONS TO GET MYSTERIOUS STUFF! Trust me! Thor's team is just as bad as Spider-Man! He has no public concern about anything! Sorry for getting off on a tangent. After this sponsorship from the Future Foundation we will be interviewing Dr. Erik Selvig to see his thoughts."
* Thor: "Turn it off!"
Rick shrugs and does so.
* Eros: "So... when are we going to fight Ward?"
* Thor: "Tomorrow. Mr. Moustache Guy put me in a bad mood."
* Jessica: "Jameson?"
* Thor: "Don't mention his name. Now goodnight!"
They sleep as the issue ends.