The Butterfinger Group/Quotes

==First version==
Milhouse: Hey, Bart, wanna trade lunches?
Bart: No way, dude. I've got each of the four food groups: Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.
Milhouse: Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.
Bart: Oh, contraire mon frère. The Butterfinger group provides the crunchy peanut buttery and chocolatey taste essential for survival.
Milhouse: I don't have the Butterfinger group.
Bart: Looks like you could die of malnutrition dude.
[A screen with a Butterfinger appears, zooming out on a blue light background. The screen fades out.]
Announcer: Peanut buttery Butterfinger.
Bart: It's neato!
Announcer: And it's neato.
==Second version==
The differences are the same one as the previous Butterfinger commercial.
Milhouse: Hey, Bart, wanna trade lunches?
Bart: No way, dude. I've got each of the four food groups: sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.
Milhouse: Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.
Bart: Oh, contraire mon frère. The Butterfinger group has the chocolatey, crispity peanut buttery taste essential for survival.
Milhouse: I don't have the Butterfinger group.
Bart: Looks like you could die of malnutrition dude.
[A screen with a Butterfinger on it appears. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear above the Butterfinger. The screen disappears and Milhouse looking around and Bart eats the Butterfinger.]
Bart: [voiceover] Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
Category:Quotes