Google video (barraki series) script version

Note: this here is a script of an old bionicle google video series i watched a long time ago, it was called barraki but as i watched it i wondered if i could make a series like that but few years ago i heard the series was gone due to update issues and youtube getting popular with videos (no offence youtube!) so however i still memorize the series and its characters, plus i even kept a screenshot of the creator of the barraki series mocs. so in desperation i decided to post what i think would be a script of the barraki series and i hope everyone would love to read, even though i didn't own his barraki series i still like for everyone to get into it. remember this series wasn't posted on youtube. p.s i don't own the series but i hope you might like it
==story==
===Barraki #1===
Takadox: well does anyone know why i called this meeting?
Mantax: no got no clue, why?
Takadox: well it seems our owner hasn't got eleik or pridak, so that means we have no leader. who would like to be our leader?
(carapar raises his arm)
Carapar: oh oh me me pick me oh me me
(mantax hits carapar)
Kalmah: well since the red guys are always the leaders, i be the leader until he gets pridak.
takadox: okay so kalmah is our leader, now the owner is planing to get the toa marhi, what do we know about them?
Kalmah: they have huge machines called cordak blasters, which they stole from us.
Takadox: they didn't steal this from us kalmah! so any ideas on how to defeat them.
(Carapar raises his arm again)
Carapar: oh oh oh pick me me me pick me me!
(takadox sighs)
Takadox: carapar?
Carapar: i thought maybe if we destroy the owners computer, that way he can't earn them online.
Taxadox: that must be any good idea i've ever heard of but okay we'll be on teams. mantax your with me kalmah your with carapar!
Carapar: yay i now with im not with taxadox.
takadox: rearanging our teams... im with carapar.
Carapar: Darn!
(a while later)
Carapar: hows it going there takadox?
Takadox: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM DOING!
Kalmah: you guys are slow pokes!
Takadox: im up whohooh lets go this way?
(takadox falls down the stairs)
Carapar: great idea takadox, let get going!
(couple falls later)
Kalmah: you know what?
Takadox: carapar, the next time you come up with an idea, im not gonna take it.
takadox: THE OWNER'S COMING!
kalmah: well i hope he doesn't have homework to do?
owner: aw darn it is, well anyway its time for dinner.
Kalmah: okay that was close.
(barraki enter the owners office)
Kalmah: well no one told us anything about two computers!
Mantax: whi... which is it?
Takadox:i have no idea!
Kalmah: im guessing its the black one?
takadox: i hope your right kalmah?
Kalmah: don't worry, i'm a red bionicle and a squid; i know everything.
takadox: it does seem pretty isn't it? okay i'll go over and cut the wires! mantax you and kalmah can attack the actual computer and carapar break the screen.
Mantax and Kalmah: no problemo
Carapar: why do i have to break  the screen?
(carapar notices a switch on top of the screen)
Carapar: hey! whats this button do? maybe it breaks the screen?
(Carapar pushes the button)
Carapar: got it!
(Kalmah appears in front of carapar)
Kalmah:uh which button did you press this time carapar?
Carapar: i pushed the button, maybe it broke the screen?
(kalmah looks at the screen and notices an wallpaper desktop image of jaller marhi on it)
Kalmah: (screams) ahhhhhh ah a toa marhi!
(takadox climes up to the desk)
Takadox: this better not be a joke kalmah?!
(Takadox notices the screen and the image of jaller marhi)
Carapar, Kalmah and Takadox: (yells) RUUUN!
(Mantax climes up onto the desk in front of carapar, kalmah and takadox!)
Mantax: hey guys whats the trouble? hey guys stop running.
(takadox smashes onto mantax as he lays on the desk)
Mantax: ooh
(kalmah runs over mantax)
Mantax: ugh
(carapar steps on mantax)
Mantax: aayyy, ughhh
(meanwhile in the owner's room on his shelf)
Takadox: well that was a compleate of time!
Carapar: actully it was kinda fun
(barraki shove carapar from the shelf)
Carapar: ahhhh
(Carapar lands on the floor.)
===Barraki #2 dekar's fault===
Previously on barraki: the barraki tried to destroy the owners computer, but they compleatley and here we see kalmah and carapar having a converstion
Kalmah: why have you got a horn on your head?
Carapar: its my birthday
kalmah: oh kayyy well lets get back on the shelf
(kalmah and carapar get on the shelf with takadox and mantax, but notices toa iruini with them.)
Kalmah: hey whats this guy in our shelf
Takadox: you see mantax hired a new story teller so we can defeat the toa marhi
Kalmah: oh well thats interesting
Carapar: hey whats more greater than saying happy birthday to me?
Mantax: yeah yeah yeah, happy old birthday, so what was it you were saying takadox?
Takadox: (asking iruini) whats that one about the zamor of time?
Toa iruini: okay... once upon a ti...
Mantax:hang on a sec you said that this story didn't have a happy ending
Toa iruini: well it doesn't come true yet anyways so... once... the great beings created a zamor of time, that being the mask of time blah blah blah blah. anyway they decided to hide it somewhere in this place, which is guarded by a trap, waiting for its true owner to claim it.
Kalmah:me!
(dekar appears on the shelf)
Dekar: oh its me me me its me me come on its me!
Takadox: WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!? anyway, we need to find this zamor of time so we can destroy the toa marhi.
Mantax: so if theres anyone to claim this zamor, would that be me?
Toa iruini: (grones) no, so go find it? cause im outta here (notices the canister)  hey whats up with the canister?
(toa iruini reaches the other shelf and enters it.)
toa 1: glad to see ya back with us iruini
dekar: wait a sec their going to get the sphere to destroy the toa marhi, i must stop them before they take our last hope.
Kalmah: wait a second, wheres carapar gone?
Carapar: im taking the good idea way whooh
Taxadox: no no no carapar your gonna end up
(carapar lands on the first floor stairs)
Takadox: i did warn you, kalmah this is exacly what i think of you.
(takadox hits kalmah)
(kalmah falls down the stairs)
Carapar: i just come up with a great idea!
Takadox: carapar what are you doing?
(carapar toses takadox to the down the stairs)
(takadox lands on the ground with kalmah and mantax laid there)
Carapar: oh it wasn't i hate stairs
(carapar notices the stairs pole)
Carapar: hold on another great idea!
(carapar surfs on the stairs pole like a slide)
Carapar: wee cowabunga
(carapar lands on his feet to the floor)
Carapar: knarlly dude
Takadox: carapar i really really hate you!
Carapar: what a nice thing to say to me
Takadox: now this zamor of time, where do you think we should find it.
Kalmah: well it can't be in the office, it has to be somewhere important to the master... how about the landroom.
Carapar: are we there yet?
Kalmah: no
Carapar: are we there yet?
Takadox: no we are not, carapar
Carapar: are we there yet?
Mantax: NO!
Carapar: are we there yet?
Mantax: (roars)
(Mantax hits carapar)
Dekar: oh no they see me!
Carapar: it looks like a car?, run its mustang sally!
Mantax: hey guys stop running?
Taxadox: okay the trap's used
Kalmah: where where is it?
Takadox: wha oh that stinking matoran took it!
Dekar: run dekar! run!
Takadox: ha ha we got you here.
Dekar: wait a sec i can take on all of you.
takadox: just look at him guys, he's just one matorian and there are four of us. 
Kahlmah: uh takadox... look again
Takadox: aw crud
dekar: i duplicated the zamor of time several time gave em to the toa inika, FIRE AT WILL!
(fires zamor of time at the barrak)
dekar: okay people lets get back onto the shelf, come on people move it, you don't have to walk.
(barraki stood there frozen)
(back on the shelfs)
takadox: well that was just great!
dekar: i'm doing this because i didn't want any of you to get in trouble with the master.
===Barraki #3 revenge of the chibis===
previously on barraki: the barraki tried to get the zamor of time to use against the toa marhi, but they compleatley, it all cause of dekar, and the effect of the zamor of time worn off and we see the barraki just having fun.
Mantax: come on squileylings come on come on it isn't that difficult?
squidlylings: (squek)
Kalmah: hey hey! watch the tenticle?
squidlylings: (squek)
Mantax: good squidlylings
squidlylings: (squek)
(mantax points squid launcher at dekar)
Mantax: heh heh
Dekar: hey! what have i done? i mean what?
(chibi green rahkshi lands in between of dekar and mantax)
Mantax: what the heck?
Chibi rahkshi: hi im a chibi rahkshi... um uh oh yeah thats right... and chibi is cute in japanese
Mantax: so your chibish face somewhere else you stupid little rahkshi?!
(mantax uses squid launcher at the chibi rahkshi)
(chibi falls off the shelf and lands on the floor)
Chibi rahkshi: you'll regreat this!
mantax: i think not tiny dot.
(meanwhile) 
chibi rahkshi: fellow chibi's! we are gathered because we are positivly being bullied by the barraki.
(chibis speaking)
chibi rahkshi: i mean we're small and we're tiny, what ever we've done to them... look how they treat us?
chibi catapult scorpion: well that red one said that my stinger isn't big enough to throw chuncks of (unreadable)
chibi troller: mr. blue said my mouth isn't big enough to be a toe troller.
chibi dermis turtle: and that black one said that my shell isn't impenetratable yet, in fact im a dermis turltle, how you should know we'll fail.
chibi rahkshi: well i'll tell you what we are going to do, we gotta fight back, i mean really start, we're not just gonna just charge at them and run away cowardly.
all chibis: YEAH!
chibi rahkshi: we're stronger than we think.
(meanwhile at the shelfs)
(all the barraki were sleeping)
mantax: ugh stupid zyglak, why do i have to trapped in the bin, hang on there's something fishy going on.
chibi rahkshi: (whispers) guys lets get him down
(the chibi's shove mantax off the shelf)
mantax: whoa whoa
(mantax falls off)
chibi rahkshi: now lets get out of here before they notice whats happened
(the chibis left the shelf)
(kahlmah wakes up and notices something wasn't right)
kahlmah: ugh uh what... hang on a second, okay this is really weird.
(kahlmah tries to wake up takadox)
kahlmah: takadox
takadox: ugh what is it this time kahlmah?
(takadox realizes that mantax is missing)
takadox: huh where's mantax?
(the chibi's hid under the the shelf of the barraki)
chibis: hehehehee
(kahlmah finds mantax laying on the floor)
kahlmah: mantax what in hecks name happen to you?
mantax: i heard a squeeky voice before i was pushed off, maybe it was the chibis i don't?
kahlmah: hmm the chibis, i guess they're fighting back after all
mantax: well you can start with this one
(kahlmah see's a chibi troller)
kahlmah: a chibi grrrr, huh what happened?
chibi troller: this is what happened
(the chibi troller whacks kahlmah in the face)
kahlmah: ow 
(kahlmah notices the group of 4 chibi bionicles in the distance across the room.)
chibi rahkshi: get them my fellow chibis 
(the chibis march their way towards them)
kahlmah: uh oh i gotta warn the others
(back on the shelfs)
takadox: let me guess, you're about to say the chibis are fighting back and they want a war.
kahlmah: wait a second, ya telling me you're peeking at the script
(dun dun dun song)
kahlmah: we heard dun
(dun dun dun song)
chibi rahkshi: we are
kahlmah: you are going down... verticly challenged rahkshi
chibi rahkshi: i think not... ATTACK! 
kahlma: get them 
(background music) 
carapar: noooo 
kahlmah: attack 
(all the barraki trip over because of carapar) 
kahlmah: CARAPAR! 
carapar: a barraki like me is grandie too you know. 
chibi rahkshi: this time for real... ATTAAA (falls on his back) 
carapar: okay im in the middle of a battle and being attacked by a chibi catapult scorpion 
(carapar looks at his claw) 
carapar: and what the heck is this thing again 
(chibi catapult scorpion bites carapar's foot and stings it with its tail) 
carapar: ooh ow, hey that hurts 
chibi catapult scorpion: hehehe ha ha ho 
carapar: hmm 
(whacks the chibi and tosses it) 
(mantax fights and punches the chibi dermis turtle) 
mantax: stop 
chibi dermis turtle: oh err 
chibi rahkshi: hiya 
kahlmah: ha ha ha i got you now, look its a leader 
(chibi rahkshi hits kahlmah) 
kahlmah: ow, go carapar, go and defeat them. 
carapar: i don't know how to defeat them. 
kahlmah: you whack them with your claw! 
carapar: what's my claw 
kahlmah: THE THING YOU'RE CARRYING 
carapar: whacking people, doesn't that hurt them? 
kahlmah: that... is what... you do carapar, you go about in the middle of the battlefield... whacking people. THATS WHAT YOU DO you whack people ALOT. you can't be a barraki without you whack people mercilessly, at the end of the day people go prancing around then picking daisies and grabbing widgits, but not you! YOU WHACK PEOPLE OKAY! 
carapar: i don't like whacking chibis 
kahlmah: (sighs) nevermind 
carapar: so this is my claw, COOOOL 
chibi catapult scorpion: hey you aren't you done looking at it 
carapar: wow i can hit them into the ground 
taxadox: come and get it you stinking foul chibi's 
(takadox looks down at his foot) 
takadox: what the heck 
(chibi troller eats takadox's foot whole) 
chibi troller: my mouth is not tiny mr blue 
takadox: get off me you... baby 
chibi troller: im not a baby... im a big troller now! 
kahlmah: you cant hit me with that stinger of yours 
chibi catapult scorpion: oh yes i can... (attemps to hit kahlmah with the stinger but messes up on the first try) huh 
kahlmah: ha ha ha ha ha 
(the chibi catapult scorpion then tosses a boulder at kahlmah and succeeds in hiting him) 
(kahlmah collapses) 
kahlmah: i forget he was a catapult scorpion 
takadox: um GUYS! (trying to shake the chibi troller off his foot as it devowers his leg) 
chibi rahkshi: guys help me out 
chibi: eek 
narrator: above the scene looks a bit like this, meanwhile a lone skadi looks down at the chaos 
hakhann: my god, theres trouble... i love trouble. 
takadox: um guys, don't you think that you should help me now? 
(hakhann lands on his feet and everyone notices him) 
chibi rahkshi: oh no the villainess piraka, they are ambassidors of the barraki... lets get out of here fellow chibis, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. 
chibi troller: your leg tasted bad anyway mr. blue 
(chibi troller spits out takadox's leg) 
chibi troller: ew... oh no its a skakdi! 
chibi rahkshi: run for your lives... get out of here! 
chibi dermis turtle: im not coming back here again 
chibi rahkshi: i want a toa marhi now! 
kahlmah: thanks stranger for saving our lives 
hakhann: nah whatever names hakhann skakdi piraka, got it. so what are those things made out of? 
kahlmah: ah problably just spare parts 
hordika vakama: you call this spare parts 
green visorak: screee 
hakhann: anyways you guys think you can just beat a few chibis, you're useless! 
===Barraki #4===
previously on barraki and the chibis began picking fights against the barraki
Kalmah: ugh the rock band's never going to get off the ground!
(kalmah notices a canaster falling on top of him)
Kalmah: hey what the...
(canaster lands on kalmah)
jaller marhi: oh made of box, how do i get out of this, ah yes.
(jaller marhi stabs through the canister)
(dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun)
jaller marhi: huh where the heck am i?
(notices kalmah under the canaster)
jaller marhi: hello there
kalmah: ma ma ma ma ma ma-rhi RUUUN!
(hanna crab jumps on kalmah)
(kalmah punches hanna crab)
jaller marhi: leave him alone.
(knocks out kalmah with sword)
jaller marhi: you have no right to attack that poor hanna, except the fact the rent
(hanna crab crawls with jaller marhi and shows on screen with one eye on left side)
jaller marhi: well better find out where i am?
(later on)
jaller marhi: (sighs) WILL YOU STOP FOLLOWING ME?
(hanna crab stops following jaller marhi)
jaller marhi: there, thats better.
(hanna crab suddenly appears next to jaller marhi)
jaller marhi: (growls)
(jaller marhi spots a cordak blaster)
jaller marhi: hey its a cordak
(jaller marhi picks up cordak blaster)
jaller marhi: ow its too heavy, sometime i would need one
(jaller marhi notices the hanna crab)
jaller marhi: wait a sec, i think got an idea?
(jaller marhi and has the hanna crab carry the cordak blaster)
jaller marhi: come on lets keep going.
hanna crab: i'll ... get my revenge
(meanwhile)
learahk chibi: okay fellow chibi's we found a place where there is no barraki...
(hahli marhi appears behind the chibis)
chibi rahkshi: yay now we can spend the rest of our days... celebrating
hahli mahri: um sorry to interupt your interesting conversation but do you know where i am?
(chibis dissapear)
meanwhile...
===Barraki #5===
===Barraki Chrismas special: he hasn't heard of christmas===
Takadox: hello and welcome to a christmas edition of barraki!
Mantax: uh... i forgot my line!
Kalmah: it okay don't worry about it... any we were planning ideas for the christmas edition, but that clode over there...
(with gudunka)
Gudunka:(whispers) he's mentioning me! he's mentioning me!
(with kalmah)
Kalmah: ate the script!
gudunka: IT TASTED VERY WEIRD! I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT
takadox: will you stop lying there, you dolt?
Kalmah: gudunka ain't a dolt, hey who's that guy over there!
Nocturn: Takadox!
Takadox: (groning) Noc-turn!
Nocturn: HEY thats cute you tell it! extro arm stuff nocturn
Takadox: good thing elek isn't here!
Gudunka: are you going to get on with the christmas edition, or are you going to argue?
Takadox: were going to argue
Kalmah: no we're gonna get on with the christmas edition!
Takadox: fine, then you get to work on the decorations?!
(with kalmah making red and white paper chains)
Kalmah: well if takadox wants me to work on the decoration then i might as well start (growns)
(aproximatly five hours later)
Takadox: hmm kalmah!
Kalmah: (yells) TAKADOX GET OFF OF THIS BED AND HELP ME OR I KILL YOU!
Takadox: (whispers) don't listen to him you guys?
(Nocturn, mantax and carapar get up and get down from the bed)
Carapar: okay
Mantax: sure
Nocturn: sure
Takadox:(shouts) WHAAAT
(kalmah and nocturn hang the paperchains on the shelf where jaller marhi and dekar are standing in)
Jaller marhi: hey what are you guys doing anyway?
(barraki zoom from the shelf)
Dekar: i think their afraid of you?
(meanwhile with carapar and mantax trying to hang the paperchain)
Carapar: so what do i do with it? do i throw it or lower it?
Mantax: lower it, lower it, lower no don't throw it?
(carapar throws the chain as it hits mantax and in the process mantax falls to the floor)
Mantax: now don't do that again, i already have a lost few parts and a broken finger
(mantax climes up again with one end of the chain while carapar has the other)
Mantax: lower it, lower it, lower YES
Carapar: yay! i did it.
meanwhile in one side of the room ruled by brick heads
(note: what the person who made the barraki series on google video ment by brickheads, he's refering to the bionicle minifigures of 2006 i hope this helps you guys, so i know most of you haven't watched the barraki series on google videos as i have well due to google videos lack of popularity and users (no offence google videos) anyway on the lines)
bionicle brickhead 1: look i know this sounds weird, today im not gonna fight you... its christmas
Bionicle brickhead 2: what the heck is this christmas you speak of?
Bionicle brickhead 1: WHAT! HEY GUYS HE HASN'T HEARD OF CHRISTMAS!
Bionicle brickhead 3: he hasen't heard of christmas?
Bionicle brickhead 4: what da ya mean he hasen't heard of christmas?
Bionicle Brickhead 2: what is it
bionicle brickhead 5: christmas he hasen't heard of it?
Bionicle brickhead 6: he hasen't heard of christmas no thats stupid thats insane, he little intellegence than reidak
Bionicle brickhead 7: christmas he hasn't heard of it
Bionicle Brickhead 8: what he hasent heard of christmas, oh my, oh my mata nui thats crazy! uh what is it anyway?
All Bionicle brickheads: HE HASEN'T HEARD OF CHRISTMAS!
Bionicle brickhead 2: what the heck is it?
(with kalmah)
Kalmah: he hasent heard of chistmas?
(Hewkii marhi lands on the barraki)
Hewkii marhi: he hasen't heard of christmas?
Kalmah: um guys... its a marhi run!
(all barraki except carapar ran away while screaming)
Carapar: hey who are you?
Hewkii marhi: i am brave, talented and very very heroic hew... kii ...ma...rhi
Carapar: ahh jellyfish head!
hewkii marhi: oh come on but MY MASK DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A JELLYFISH!
(vahki nuurakh appears with a few matoran behind him)
Vahki nuurakh: (robotic voice) look small matoran, there is a short low like toa with a jelly fish on his head!
(matoran laugh)
Vahki nuurakh: (robotic voice) oh look, jellyfish head's got a ... cordak ... blaster
(vahki nuurakh lays on the blue carpet floor after hewkii marhi attacked him)
Vahki nuurakh: (robotic voice) me and my big voicechip!
===Barraki #6 the invention that almost ruined the world===
previously on barraki the barraki had a very special christmas special
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carapar:
===Barraki #7 absolute randomness===
===Barraki #8 how to get 100,000 wiggets===
narrator: there are some nights when the room is hot and cold at the same time and the howl of gudunka is heard from all around
Gudunka: I DIDN'T EAT THE SCRIPT!
===Gallery===
adavine.png|NFI moc from google video: barraki #6
if anyone has heard or seen this series and find the name of the creator of this series please inform me right away.