Jonathan's Pimping Adventures

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An Movie
Cast Of Characters
Jonathan Washington-Pimp And Current Outfielder For The Texas Rangers Who Immediately Quit Baseball After The Game
Amy Rose-Amy Acts As Prostitute #1
Cream The Rabbit-Cream Acts As Prostitute #2
Rouge The Bat-Rouge Acts As Prostitute #3
Blaze The Cat-Blaze Acts As Prostitute#4
Mina Mongoose-Mina Acts As Prostitute#5
==Scene 1: The Big Game==
*In The Dugout*
Jonathan: Well It's That Time Again To Play Against The A's For The Division Title
*Hours Later*
Amy Rose: Oh It's Our Pimp And Why Is He Wearing An Rangers Uniform?
Cream The Rabbit: That Was The Team That Chose Him
*After The Game*
Jonathan: Crap We Lost I Don't Think Playing Baseball Is A Good Idea
Amy Rose: I Can Give You Massages And Do Your Clothes For 30 Bucks
Jonathan: Deal!!!
Cream The Rabbit: And I'll Clean Your Room For A Set Price
Jonathan: 50 Dollars?
Cream The Rabbit: That Works
Jonathan: I Need More Prostitutes
Rouge The Bat: Hi There Big Boy I Think I'd Make An Good Prostitute
Blaze The Cat: Me Too
Mina Mongoose: Me Three
Jonathan: Wow Sure I Just Hope Police Don't Catch Me Doing This
Blaze The Cat: Nah Impossible Besides There Is No Police Around Here
Jonathan: Oh I See
==Scene 2: Living The Lifestyle==
Jonathan: Ahh It's Nice Having Girls Do My Work
*Amy Lays Next To Jonathan In His Bed*
Amy Rose: I Did Your Clothes Now I Want To Hug You
Jonathan: Teeheehee Go Ahead
Amy Rose: *Hugs Jonathan*
Cream The Rabbit: It's Finished
*Police Sirens Are Heard*
Jonathan: Uh Oh I'm Gonna Go To Jail
Amy Rose: No I Won't Let Them Take You Away To Jail We Must Find Another Medium Besides Being Prostitutes
Jonathan: You Guys Can Be My Protectors
Amy Rose: That Works What About Your Personal Bodyguards
Jonathan: Good Idea
Amy Rose: Okay Now That's Settled Quick Down Here *Pulls Off The Lid That Leads Into Underground* Jump In Here
Jonathan: Good Idea *Jumps Down*
Blaze The Cat: I'm Way Ahead Of You Jonathan *Jumps Down*
Cream The Rabbit: Me Too *Jumps Down*
Rouge The Bat: I'm Going In *Jumps Down*
Amy Rose: *Jumps Down And Closes The Lid*
*The Police Enter The House They See No Signs Of Jonathan And Leave*