Annoyance (Menace Mario Mix)

"I'm not a plumber! ...What even is a plumber?"
Annoyance is a Horrorbrew owned by Chilli3564. As you can assume from the name alone, Annoyance is... well... an annoyance, causing mayhem and chaos everywhere he goes. He is also a cannibalistic serial killer who will kill anyone if given the chance.
==Biography==
Annoyances' origins are unknown, no one knew where on earth he came from, not even he remembers, he just came out of a random Warp Pipe one day with an obvious bloodlust as he killed people left and right. Most preferably in the dark..
Nowadays, Annoyance isn’t AS violent anymore but rather more silly! When he isn’t murdering people or committing crimes, he likes to travel around the place to have fun and maybe learn about new places to go and murder people…
== Appearance ==
In a way, you could just say he's a blue Mario (no ourple for you this time) but he would instantly shatter your kneecaps
== Backstory ==
This recording is from a speech given by Mario Mario on 6/9/XXXX addressing the (back then) current situation in a local village
So... strange-a things have been happening lately... and I-a wanted to talk about it... for those who don't know what's0a happening... allow me to recap what's0a happened so far...
Princess Peach was out in the park-a tending to a few injured Toads... then a Warp Pipe appeared... She told me it looked like it was leading to nothing-a but just... a black void...
She was going to examine it..until something fell..it was small and-a purple..and it looked at a Toad that-a looked back at it...
Peach was going to-a talk to it... but then
...
It ate the Toad... tearing it open-a, ripping all it's organs out... Peach took the Toads and-a ran back to me and Luigi telling me what happened... but before I could-a do anything... it started going on a rampage-a... killing those it saw left and right, tearing out their organs and flesh-a... I tried my best to save those I could... so did Luigi and Peach... but there was... so much-a happening... I tried to fight it but it lunged at me and took my eyeball right-a out of my socket. It eventually retreated... but I'll never forget-a what happened that day... So many people lost their lives and families that day... Wario went off to go find-a it..We all thought he could get rid of it... but around 5 hours later..his corpse-a was found mutilated in the woods...
It shows this... THING was stronger than Wario... it would come back every once and a while killing those-a on sight..doing it just to satisfy itself of its hunger... people began to call it-a "The big annoyance" and in a way... I think it knew of that and it began to dub-a itself "Annoyance"... so we began to call it "Annoyance". People began to get scared... and board up their houses... out of fear it would break in... but one day...he stopped showing up... people began to wonder "Is it gone?" "Is it dead?"... I was unsure of it as well..but then a news report came in-a of Dixie Kong... she was found dead in the park... her jaw broken... legs torn off... and her organs-a spilled all over... I think it's starting to come back... and I don't want history to repeat itself... so tomorrow-a... I plan to take it out... along with my friends... I wish you all safety-a if I don't make it out alive... Wish me luck-a...
(Recording ends)
(Annoyance puts the tape aside and continues to eat out of Mario's brain, using his head as a popcorn bucket)
"You didn't want history to repeat itself?"
"Heh... what a fool... you couldn't even save anyone in that little village..."
"Y'know... you were meant to be a HERO... I wonder what happened there..ghehehe!"
(Annoyance chuckles to himself before resuming eating Mario's brain.)
==Abilities/Weaknesses==
===Abilities===
* Pure brute strength
* Quick agility
* Razor sharp teeth for any purpose
===Weaknesses===
Unknown
==Trivia==
*He's the only Menace Mario Mix in the Menace army, and he's sad about that, boowomp.
*I admit I edited most of the text from the OG character's page
*Instead of usually having a mace, he usually has a hammer
* Annoyance has glow in the dark eyes
* Annoyance only has 3 fingers on his left hand (he lost two while going down a Warp Pipe)
* His closet is full of different weapons (he rarely uses any of them however)
** For some reason, he likes to decorate his weapons during different holidays
*** On Valentine’s Day, he’ll decorate them with heart stickers
*** On Christmas, he’ll decorate them with Christmas lights
* Annoyance hates being touched by strangers
* Annoyance is extremely flexible (and yes, literally)
* Annoyance hates being asked about his feet
** He has been asked about them so many times it just pisses him off now
* He has anger issues, ADHD, and dyslexia
* Annoyance dislikes using firearms
* His spelling is somewhat sloppy
* Annoyance is canonically a twink
** However, Annoyance has no clue what “twink” means
* Annoyance likes to hug pillows in his sleep
* Annoyance usually leaves the remains of his victims in a more recognizable state
* Annoyance has a unnaturally long tongue (not as long as an average Yoshi's one, however)
* His teeth are so sharp because he enjoys gnawing on the bones of his victims
* He usually aims for the neck, and not the spinal bones so that the ribs aren't damaged while he chews on them.
* He enjoys gloating when he corners his enemies. He loves to see them cower in fear, and may mock them for so long that they may become more annoyed than scared, another reason why he calls himself Annoyance.
*Annoyance can't stand facades or when someone acts fake. He is his true chaotic self, and wishes others would be the same.
* He hates it when others hold back during fights.
* If he had to choose anything else as a quote, it would be "Try increasing the contrast on a picture of a dollar bill."
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