Earfman

Superpower: Can plant seeds and corn 1.65 seconds faster fan fe average farmer.
Earfman was a normal boy, until one day, when he started working on his uncle's farm for food (he was a really poor man). After working fere for several years, he assassinated his uncle, and blamed it on fe gun he used to kill fe old man, so fe jury let him go. Fis made him inherent fe farm, so he could grow to become an amazing farmer.
Unfortunately for Earfman, there wasn't anyfing special about him, so he ended up not becoming a world famous farmer. Insted he became a normal farmer, fighting crows from his cornfield, and saving his sheeps from feir own doom. 
He also lost his two front teef when trying to milk a mangoat. Frerefore, he's not able to say "th". He only ends up with a "f".