Hatty Hattington/Character Interactions

==BattleBlock Theater==
===Crewmates===
In BattleBlock Theater, Hatty is introduced as a warmhearted man who has made a abundance of friends. Hatty and his friends departed on the S. S. Friendship, when they were caught in a storm and crashed on an island where BattleBlock Theater is located. Hatty, controlled by a possessed hat, becomes leader of BattleBlock Theater, while the Crewmates were forced to participate in deadly plays.
Some of the crewmates in BattleBlock Theater originate from other series, these include Alien, FBI Agents, and a Fat Kid from Alien Hominid, a Knight, The King, a Barbarian, a Thief, and a Troll from Castle Crashers, and Newgrounds mascot Angry Faic. While these crewmates aren't specifically named in BattleBlock Theater's cutscenes, all crewmates are said to be close friends to Hatty, and after they become prisoners in the theater, they work together to free Hatty after being captured by the Cat Guards.BattleBlock Theater Steam description, https://web.archive.org/web/20220306025130/https://store.steampowered.com/app/238460/BattleBlock_Theater/ "There’s no turning back once you've started on your quest to free over 300 of your imprisoned friends from evil technological cats." "300 PRISONERS TO FREE! - Having been captured by the native feline population, it’s up to YOU to liberate them! Earn gems to free your friends by participating in deadly, gladiatorial plays."
===Honeykiss===
Prior to the events Pit People, Honeykiss is introduced as the unseen narrator of BattleBlock Theater. Through puppetry, he tells the story of Hatty and his crew to the player, explaining that Hatty was a kind man who has made many friends. When Hatty's ship gets caught in a storm, Honeykiss shows that Hatty is a caring person when he asks about his crewmates' wellbeing when the storm shakes the ship, and defends a shipmate after he is insulted. The ship crashes on an island that is home to the abandoned BattleBlock Theater. As one of the Crewmates, Mom, exits the ship, they enter the theater to find Hatty and they other crewmates. Honeykiss guides them while they search the theater, and find Hatty being held captive by a group of Cat Guards. He at first assumes Hatty is making friends, but realizes they have darker intensions when the hat they place on his head possesses Hatty. He tries to hide Mom behind a pillar, but Hatty releases a burst of energy to destroy it. They are then captured by the Cat Guards, and forced to participate in BattleBlock Theater's deadly performances. 
The Cat Guards force Hatty to become their leader and keep the crewmates as prisoners to perform in deadly theater performances. Honeykiss guides Mom to rescue Hatty and their fellow crewmates. He notices that Hatty is acting unusual when he is appointed leader. Honeykiss tells Mom that Hatty is acting out of character due to the being possessed by Purrham Furbottom's Hat, which was owned by the theater's previous owner. 
The hat can only be worn by those who possess gentlemanly qualities, and it's power has reduced Hatty to a comatose state. As Hatty is unable to maintain the theater properly, the cats feel unappreciated for their efforts, and plan to kill him and elect a new leader. Honeykiss urges Mom to quickly rescue Hatty, reveals that he is being held in the theater's Vault. As Mom enters the vault, he congratulates the crewmates and urges them to leave quickly, but as Mom reaches out to grab Hatty, he slumps to the floor. Honeykiss initially believes that Hatty is playing a joke. As Hatty continues to remain motionless, Honeykiss becomes concerned that something is wrong with him. Mom and the crewmates transport Hatty to the S. S. Friendship, fighting off Cat Guards along the way. The crew begins to celebrate, but, Honeykiss points out that Hatty is still unresponsive. Honeykiss appears to be saddened by Hatty's state, and sings a song about the Crewmates losing Hatty. The mood abruptly changes, however, with Honeykiss disregarding Hatty's condition and sings an upbeat song as the Crewmates throw a party. The party's commotion causes Hatty to fall overboard. Hatty's body sinks to the ocean floor, with the hat following after him. As the hat lands on his head, a giant laser is fired upward from his body. The laser launches into outer space, vaporizing a giant bear. During this event, Honeykiss is heard crying out "No!" repeatedly. As the scene fades to black, Honeykiss claims to understand the context behind the bear's death, but does not elaborate.
Honeykiss guides Mom and the other crewmates to rescue Hatty, however, he seems to somewhat dislike Hatty. While Honeykiss states that he would have left Hatty and their friends behind if he were in Mom's situation, he knows Mom would not want to leave any of their friends behind, and commends their determination. In addition, he wishes that Hatty awaken from his state and help his crewmates in their rescue. The absence of leadership from Hatty causes Honeykiss to be concerned that the Cat Guards will revolt. When a riot breaks out within the theater, Honeykiss briefly questions what could have angered the cats, when a puppet of Hatty surrounded by Gems appears, causing Honeykiss sarcastically remark on how well Hatty has taken care of the theater. Honeykiss's treatment of Hatty is culminated in the ending, where he appears to be disheartened by Hatty still being in an unresposive state even after the Crewmates escape BattleBlock Theater. He sings a song highlighting the relationship between Hatty and the Crewmates, before immediately participating in the Crewmates' party as Hatty falls off the ship.
Character	Dialogue 	Notes 	
Honeykiss	"Good evening boys and girls, ladies, MMMH and gentleman. Turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story. A story as heartwarming and soft as a mother's kiss. Or is it? Shhhh. Once upon a time, there was a boat! Now this wasn't just any boat children, it was a ship! A ship full of friends, HUNDREDS of friends. best friends one-and-all! A veritable friend-ship, it was! Get it? But it wouldn't be very ladylike of me if I didn't mention the most noteworthy friend on board: Hatty Hattington. Say hi to Hatty! Hatty was like... King Friend of Friendship Kingdom, best friend to one and all, and the walking definition of 'handsome gentleman'! Now one fine morning Hatty and pals set out for a new, exciting adventure! What fantastic wonders would they discover this time? Perhaps they'd come across a scary ghost ship! Perhaps they'd find an island, made entirely of candy! Perhaps they'd meet a band of scary, swashbuckling pirates... and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy! Who knew? But it didn't matter - so long as they were together, there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared! Now today was a day like any other adventurey day spirits were uncrushably high, everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time! When suddenly the ocean was all like "SURPRISE!" and a huge, massive storm brewed out of nowhere! WHSHOOOOO-WHSHOO-WHOOSHOOSHMBLHM ...boy, that was quick! WHJOOSHOOJHEH And there was thunder. BOOM! And the lightning, BOOM! And the wind, BOOMmmSHOOSHOOSHUSHsh - and like that, it was over. "Is everyone okay?" Said Hatty, "I don't know what I'd do if I lost even ONE of you!" Hatty... continued. But the eye of the storm is VERY misleading, children. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT because the ocean was all like "PSYCHE!" and it came back, even bigger this time, twice as big! WSHOOOSHOOOSHOO As if Poseidon himself, extended his hand in friendship, and they spat in his mouth! WHOOO-SHULOOSGRBRBRBRSHAJAJU-SHJU BOY he was pis.. he was mad! SHOO-WESHOOMEHSHU And the rain came down like a shower of bullets AH...AHHH! And the floorboards were buckling and creaking and breaking and pieces of the ship were raining down like shards of broken dreams. And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like "I say gentlemen, I do believe we're in quite a spot of bother!" And everyone else was like "REALLY? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF, GENIUS?" And then Hatty was all like "HEEEY, BE NICE!" WHSHOOO-SHOOshSHOOSH HUGE, GIANT WAVES thrashed the boat to-and-fro, fro-and-to, carelessly sprinkling friend after friend into the cold, unforgiving abyss of the deep, dark ocean EVERYONE was screaming like "HELP ME!" SPLASH, SPLASH! And there was this huge whale like MWAAAHHHH and made it super scary, and I think there was a shark! WSHOO Yep there he is, OH GOD! WHCHOO-SHUDLESHUMBLEDED And then Hatty was all like "Hold on to your butts, LAND HO!" and BANG! BANG BANG, SMASH! A shipwreck! As foretold by their fate-books of... fate! And while it seems like the end... this is merely the beginning of another fantastic journey for the brave crew of the S.S. Friend...ship!"	Opening cutscene dialogue	
Character	Dialogue 	Notes 	
Honeykiss	"Oh, happy day, it's Hatty! And look, he's made some wonderful new friends! Oooh, and they got him a present! How thoughtful! Hey wait a second, I don't think that was a present...AHHH! Those guys aren't wonderful new friends, are they! Just... stay hidden and keep quiet! They haven't seen you yet! ...OH NO, they see you! Clench your butt, this isn't gonna be good! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH... ...YEP, that wasn't good. That wasn't good at all..."	Introduction cutscene dialogue, when Mom encounters Hatty and the Cat Guards.	
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Honeykiss	"You sure know how to make the best of a confusing and hopeless situation! But boy, this place is QUITE the enigma, wouldn't you say? And you know, a little warning would have been nice. You know, before they threw us head first into this gladiatorial, prisony place. With its, perilous melody of twisted productions that shred the silky fabric which weaves together the fragile blanket of sanity that keeps us sane. But you know, whatever. Either way, it's safe to say we're in QUITE a pickle jar here! We gotta rescue our friends and get back to Mr. Boat! I mean they'd do the same for you, and adventuring wouldn't be the same without... I dunno, THIS guy! Best chef in ALL the land, food so stupid delicious one taste would blow your face through the back of your head! Like BANG, SPLAT! And who could forget this quirky fellow? Ya know, he owns a bat farm back home, and his lifelong dream is to breed a terrifying race of SUPER-BATS! None of which makes any sense of course, because he's absolutely terrified of bats. And this lovely lass always tells the BEST bedtime stories, HANDS DOWN! Plus she always smells like chocolate! So that's good! And then there's this guy and... this handsome fellow and... that... thing... dheshu ALL your best friends, imprisoned! And they don't like it very much because it's BAD and HORRIBLE! And then there's Hatty... the best friend of all! Why did he stab us in the back and twist the blade? I mean just this morning he gave everybody flowers and presents and now he goes out of his way to hurt our feelings? Oh, I think not - you can't fool me! Hatty would NEVER betrayal us... b-betray us NEVER! Something fishy's going on here and I THINK I DON'T LIKE IT RIGHT NOW AT ALL. It MUST have something to do with that scary, albeit fashionable hat! Sure looks evil... I mean it's glowing red and stuff! Glowy red stuff is always bad, everybody knows that! So what dangerous treats lie in store as we continue to unravel this treacherous sweater? I don't know. But use caution as you continue your gallant endeavor! Don't, don't like... fail and... die and stuff CAUSE ITS ALL UP TO YOU NOW! Wh...why'd it, why'd it do that? That was... that was scary..."	Chapter 1 dialogue	
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Honeykiss	"Way to bite the bullet so far! You don't even complain about the prison food! Which is shocking, because that stuff tastes like doo-doo casserole! With a side of butt-salad! But best of all your riveting performances have the theater bursting at the seams with excited patrons! And with all this extra cash you're raking in, the theater can afford some serious improvements and really start beefing up these horrifying shows of murdery death to appease the fickle crowd! S-so, that's...good? And what's the deal with Hatty? He just creepily looms around the theater all day... LOOK at him LOOMING! It seems like he's been forcefully forced to manage this place! Well it...LOOKS that way. He just sorta' sits there. Just as productive as one can be. Yyyep, living life to the fullest! WOAH, SLOW DOWN BUDDY! YES SIR, fulla' salt and pep'! FULL OF PEE 'N VINEGAR! OVERFLOWING WITH YOUTHFUL ENERGY SAY SOMETHING HATTY OWEALAWOLEAUH! CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? ...shut up. Ya know people really seem to be a precious and rare commodity in this strange part of the world. Seems our little boat wreck was a delicious gift from the heaven...gods, and these bizarre cats are taking full advantage of us! What cruel fate left them to roam the grounds of this scary old theater, desperately ruling these bleak premises with an iron fff...paw? And just how long have they been orchestrating this sinister scheme? I mean...avert your eyes, children... AVERT THEM! There's boney people skeletons, everywhere! Scary, right? Now I'm no genius, but I DEFINITELY know how long it takes for a body to decompose, so this musta been going on for at LEAST ... w, wait...scratch that...thing I said... UCHKMMM So do you possess the courage to soldier onward and uncover the mysterious mystery behind this grim world? Or will your hilarious death screams be drowned out by the sound of your own hilarious death screams?! We shall see! We shall see, we shall see, ... 'ya see?"	Chapter 2 dialogue	
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Honeykiss	"You've really got the crowd eating from your delicate hands now! There's never a dull moment with you at the helm! Sept for maybe like twice... but I gotta hand it to you, you've got quite the unbreakable spirit! I mean I'm not nearly as brave as you. If I was in your capably nimble shoes, I'd say "to heck with Hatty and my friends, they'll be fine!" And then I'd pack myself a nice bag lunch, show these cats my faaavorite finger, and then I'd make like horse turds and hit the trail! But I'm not you! And you're not horse turds - no sirs. YOU, are the very definition of the cat's PJs! And speaking of which, these cats are truly bizarre! Why are they here? I mean I've got my theories... Perhaps they're aliens, from another world! Maybe they're genetic experiments, GONE AWRY! Or could it be that they were once normal kitties? NORMAL kitties who evolved into the strange, unpleasant creatures we see before us? These... hideously adorable abominations with their... beady eyeballs, GIANT, BLOODTHIRSTY... tiny mouthfangs, slashy pawclaws, and stanky-funk breath! Plus they're awfully rude and crabby! I think they all need girlfriends or something! I'm a cat, seee? I'm grouchy, see?! I like to run around and hurt people's feelings, seeeee?! But don't take them lightly.. although sassy and lazy by nature, cats are awfully crafty and finding a weak spot in that bright orange, furry armor might prove difficulty! M...uh minus the "Y" THEY'RE ALWAYS watching, children... I see them lurking in the shadows... LURKING HARD! Or hardly lurking, seeeee? On that note, this whole THEATER'S like a bad joke! But how did things get so bad? At one time this theater was a nice place with flowers in every vase and smiles on everyone's mouth... faces. Can you believe it? I wouldn't believe it! I mean if YOU told me that, I'd more than likely call you a liar and walk away! And um... find some place to get ice cream to replenish the innocence you blackened with your filthy deceits! I like strawberry... JUST KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU as you descend further into the belly of the beast... and perhaps you'll find a way to put an end to this madness!"	Chapter 3 dialogue	
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Honeykiss	"Purrham's hat sure is a mystery. It vexes me so, it truly does! But where did it come from? Well children - some say that the hat was blessed by a voodoo witch doctor. And then cursed by another voodoo witch doctor like, 20 minutes later! Other claim that Purrham was adventuring through the treacherous Caves of the Nightmare Princess, when he found that hat perched atop a GIANT RUBY! A ruby that naturally formed into the shape of a skull! A HUMAN SKULL! AHHH! But you know what I think, children? I think the hat is haunted by all the souls of it's previous owners, ALL their dreams and failures mashed together in a frantic, poisonous scramble of grumpiness and conflicting viewpoints! But I'm the dumb one, right? I mean you got these voodoo... nightmare princess thingies, easily the biggest crocks of sh... STUFF I've ever heard in my entire life, but I'm the dumb one. That's fine! And not just anyone can don the hat, you know - it calls out only to those who embody exemplary qualities required! Charity, bravery, handsomeness, gentle-maninty, inoffensive smell, etc... and of course, proper head size. Guess that explains why cats can't wear it. Plus, who ever heard of a cat in a hat, that's preposterous AND HEAVY WEIGHS THE CROWN... he who wears the hat, calls the shots - and in a time long forgotten, maintained balance, and ensured that everyone was plump and happy and wanted for nothing! But all good things come to and end, children. Well, that's not entirely true I... I figure pizza will always exist. But this hat? Let's just say it's days of benevolent guidance are LOOONG over with... you might as well flip it over and use it as a toilet! I mean Hatty hasn't lifted a FINGER to spread the wealth or encourage smiles, and the theater staff is really starting to feel underappreciated. OH - OH LOOK! The smoldering unrest has given birth to a precious little storm cloud! Awww, lookit' his little raindrops. And if things don't change around here, this LITTLE cloud's gonna grow up into a big, giant, SCARY cloud and spray us all with a drenching downpour of horrifying madness! But don't lose sight of your mission... Hatty needs you more than ever now! And I know things look bleak, but even the word hopeless has hope in it! Plus, if you rearrange the letters, it spells PEE SLOSH! That last part was probably unnecessary. I'm sorry."	Chapter 5 dialogue	
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Honeykiss	"Now it goes without saying, but cats REALLY don't like to be ignored - and my oh my, the staff is really upset now. The lack of proper leadership has really twisted their fanny-cheeks! HARD! Where's the appreciation? Where's the sparkly moneys at?" [A puppet of Hatty surrounded by green gems appears] "Oh yeah. Good one "bro". And as you continue to conjure magic to distract the masses, your efforts seem in vain - as your constant struggle to save Hatty and your friends has only created grander spectacles, with harder obstacles to overcome! How's THAT for a double-edged sword? Sharp, right?! And the audience loves it. The applause is deafening. The sandpapery kisses are plentiful and tickly, and they always want more. MORE! BIGGER! HARDER! THAT'S WHAT SHE S... I mean, uh... THIS place is turning into quite the impressive palace of horror now! I mean you're gonna be up to your THROAT in CATS and... LASERS like... BYEW, BYEW BYEW, BYEW ...and SPIKEY things like... SHING shSHING-SHING SHING ...and BOMBS and EXPLOSIONS like... BANG buhBANG-BANG-BANG SO I'd stay on my toes if I were you BANG 'cause it's gonna be a massacre! A FUNHOUSE of death, except TWICE...no, THREE times as deadly! And to ice this little predicament-cake of yours, the staff is SICK of Hatt's bullsh... B-uh...NONSENSE! They're SICK of him! LOOK how upset they are! GAZE IN HORROR at the DISORDERLY DISORDER! MYEAWWWW, MYEAAA, SEEE? Aren't you scared? YOU SHOULD BE! BANG, CRASH...CRASH-BANG! MYEAAAH kinda... hard to do it justice with these... little thingies, but trust me it's TERRIBLE! Everyone's naked and rioting and POOPING on the floor PBBBTBTBT and clawing the expensive curtains (come on guys, they're expensive) EVERYTHING'S going up in a horrifying blaze of CHAOS! ...plus the picnic was canceled and I've, kinda got a little headache coming on and... it just NEVER ENDS! But go forth and give it your all! I won't believe you've fought and died for nothing. And perhaps, when it's all over... I'll meet you in the afterlife whilst' perusing the hall of heroes, WHERE THE BRAVE LIVE FOREVER! ...THERE'S ALSO A HALL of losers and failures, you don't want to end up there. Trust me, it's embarrassing!"	Chapter 6 dialogue	
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Honeykiss	"I admire your tenacity, truly I do fo' sho'! But things have really gotten out of control here... you've all quickly gone from precocious, loveable scamps to problematic liabilities! How ridiculous! Are we truly the only sane people on this twisted island? Or... perhaps WE'RE the crazy ones... and THEY'RE all sane? What a twist that would be! ...no, that's impossible, these guys are bat-poop crazy! We gotta get to Hatty A-S-A-P... as soon as PYURRRM, like a bullet! Mega, SUPERY fast! Buy you gotta get through that vault and get that key, first - and this particular vault is more dangerous than telling a GIRL she's CHUBBY!" 	Chapter 7 dialogue	
Crewmate 	"OH MY GOD!" 	 	
Honeykiss	"I know, right? It's a poop-inducing nightmare in there! You're gonna be killed until you're dead! But...ya know. Put your big girl panties on. Everybody has problems. And not to add ANOTHER ingrediant to your rich, chunky stew of personal problems - but the staff's out for blood now - and they mean business! Their spirits have grown faaar too weary, children and a weary spirit requires sustenance! Rich, buttery sustenance! Sustenance only sustened' by killing Hatty and starting this insanity all over again, with a new person! What a counter-productively FUTILE charade this is! When will they shatter their shackles of ignorance to transcend the bane of their self-afflicted miser.. WHEN WILL THEY STOP BEING STUPID, CRAZY DUMB JERKS?! EVERYONE'S KIND OF SICK OF IT. But I guess there's no reasoning with madness. Or cats, for that matter! Seriously, try talking sense into a cat - they just stare at you with their lifeless, patronizing eyeballs for like...a couple of seconds, and then they just walk away! And then you're like... D-don't turn your back on me! And they're like MYEAAAH! And then you're all like, tch-MMMBshuh, and then they're all like MYEAAAAAH! But it is what it is. I guess. So are you ready for the most importantly-important mission of your ENTIRE LIFE? I hope so! It's time to show these guys they picked the WROOOONG boat of friends to tangle with! Just hold on a little longer, homie - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU! It'd be nice if you could... meet us halfway but...you know, whatever. MYEAAAAAH"	 	
Character	Dialogue 	Notes 	
Honeykiss	"You made it! I salute you, I truly do! Now lets grab Hatty and blow this pop-stand! Hey Hatty, stop messing around, buddy...everyone's waiting for us! Something's very wrong here... Well...if you can't carry yourself, then we'll carry you...for you!	Dialogue said upon completing Chapter 8.	
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Honeykiss	"And so, we've finally made it back to the boat, after a harrowing, exhausting adventure! I bet your dogs are barkin'! I mean lets face it - most of that ordeal was unpleasant to the point of sucking a whole lot! But now it's time to relax in the forbidden moonlight of yesterday's promises! ...Whatever that means, and treat ourselves to a nice big mug of hot cocoa! Whaddya' say, Hatty? But Hatty wasn't his normal, jovial self anymore, children. He didn't say a word. He didn't even respond to hugs! Freakin' hugs! He loves hugs! But he wasn't moving. He wasn't even blinking. Where has he gone to? Where?"	Ending dialogue	
Character	Dialogue	Notes 	
Honeykiss	
::"WickyWicky
::Gimme that funky beat
::So now it's come to an end,
::We tried so hard, but lost it all...
::And you were my best friend,
::You were my, Hattington.
::(Hatty, Hattington)
::And when you reached for help,
::we were too late to take your hand.
::But we're here now,
::you're the moon and we're your stars...
::And we're here for you, as you fade into the dark.
::(...fade into the dark...)
::I love you Hatty."''	Ending song lyrics	
Character	Dialogue 	Notes 	
Honeykiss	"SO your best friend's a vegetable now, blah blah blah. But you know what they say... when life gives ya' potatoes, you make potato salad - and I got JUST the recipe! HIT IT!"	Ending dialogue	
Character	Dialogue 	Notes 	
Honeykiss	"No, no... no... no... no, no... No! No! No, no! NO! NO, NO! ...Oh, I get it! Because of the... yes, it all makes sense now!"	Final line of dialogue in BattleBlock Theater's ending.	
==Castle Crashers==
In Castle Crashers, Hatty acts the same way as all other playable characters in the game. On behalf of The King, he fights alongside the Knights to the rescue the Princesses and retain the Crystal from the Evil Wizard. 
==Pit People==
===Honeykiss===
In Pit People, Honeykiss continues his role as the narrator. Rather than being helpful to the protagonist, Horatio, he is cruel and seemingly plans his demise. As the player progresses through Pit People, the narrator reveals his true identity as a Space Bear.
In response to Honeykiss' attack on Earth, Horatio rallies a group of people to prevent it from taking place. Honeykiss is thwarted, and it is revealed that the Space Bear that was killed in BattleBlock Theater's ending was Honeykiss's best friend Honeyhug. He criticizes Horatio's group for thinking themselves as heroes for stopping him, blaming humanity for Honeyhug's death. Remembering Honeyhug's fate, Honeykiss grabs Hatty's body in a rage, using the laser as a sword to destroy other planets and Horatio's friends. Afterwards, Honeykiss comes to his senses, realizing the destruction he caused. In remorse, he gives Hansel back to Horatio and fades away to outer space.
==References==
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