Xtreme Rap Battles 13

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The 13th installment and Season One Finale of Xtreme Rap Battles. It features a revamped version of the 1st battle, Captain Crunch against Captain Blackbeard. It was uploaded June 30th, 2013.
== Cast==
Teddy Drummund as Captain Crunch
Val Stevens as Captain Blackbeard
==Lyrics==
===Captain Crunch:===
It's breakfast time, so forget all sides,
Captain Blackbeard, you're about to be Crunch-a-tized!
You think you'll win? We'll see who's hotter!
I stay crunchy in milk, you stay dead in the water!
You died years ago, I won't, know why?
'Cause I'm a fictional character, and we never die!
I know i'll win this battle, or at least I've got a hunch,
No matter how good you are, you still don't bring the Crunch!
===Captain Blackbeard:===
You're just a cereal mascot, you can't harm me!
I've got a whole pirate crew, where's your army?
I'm the best pirate ever, not like you stupid jolly ones,
Captain Jack Sparrow, or the wussy Somalians!
I may have scurvy, but you must have it too,
0% vitamins means more disease for you!
Let me Edward Teach you something, so listen to me, please,
No body beats the power of the "Lucky 7 Seas"!
===Captain Crunch:===
I don't need you here, messing up my style,
Just face it, you're losing to the cereal aisle!
No kids have heard of Blackbeard, but I'm famous and wealthy!
And judging from my sales, no one cares if I'm un-healthy!
I'm on TV and commercials everyday, much more,
Than a small role in Pirates of the Carribean 4!
You're like my first mate, so embrace the Captain's power!
And P.U dude! You really need a shower!
===Captain Blackbeard:===
Your sales are as high as you say? That's a laugh!
Captain Crunch? No way, tastes more like Captain Crap!
I'd rather eat a breakfast bowl of tasty Frosted Flakes,
Now I'm going for the treasure, it's what the REAL Pirate takes!
I guess they let anyone be a pirate these days,
I'll be a legend forever, your fame's just a phase!
You're a scruffy, old, loser, who can't cause me any harm,
I could beat you alone, I don't need Lucky Charms!
===Captain Crunch:===
I'll throw you overboard, into the ocean blue,
And if you say another word, I'll go Robert Maynard on you!
You're heading for my ship, I think you'd better stop,
Or watch all of your bones Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
===Captain Blackbeard:===
Just shut up you midget! I'm throwing the punch,
I've got tonnes of girls on my ship, including Mrs. Crunch!
I'm a true pirate! I steal gold and rob banks,
I've had enough of you, Crunchy, time to walk the plank!
<poll>
 Who Won?
 Captain Blackbeard
 Captain Crunch
</poll>
Category:Xtreme Rap Battles
Category:Captain Crunch
Category:Blackbeard
Category:XRB Season 1
Category:Val Stevens
Category:Teddy Drummund