Season 1

Season 1 of 1000 Ways To Die premeired onSpike TV May 14, 2008 with "Life Will Kill You" and ended on April 5, 2009 with "I See Dead People ("And They're Cracking Me Up)"
==Season 1==
The first two episodes of Season One served as the series two-episode pilot. They were executive produced and narrated by series creator Thom Beers, and directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. Both episodes begin with the following disclaimer:
"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased." "WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):
"The human body is remarkably resilient..." (note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City"/"comic" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity.""The fact that we survive at all is a miracle...""Because, every day we live...""We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc.). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in black and red "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font.
===Episode 1: Life Will Kill You===
Originally aired May 14, 2008.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Circumstances of Death
208 	Semi-cide 	A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals.
422 	Constriction Accident	A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand and dies from crush asphyxia.
92 	Fang Banged 	A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he ducks, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.
832 	Lesbocution 	After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to become a lesbian. While going home to have sex with a female friend to celebrate her coming out, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.
125 	Love Bugged 	A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Electing to ride out the symptoms of his latrodectism, he suffers a fatal heart attack, knocking over his reptile tanks. The released animals then feed on his corpse for two weeks before it is found by police.
640 	Tumble Die 	A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes.
===[edit]Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths===
Originally aired May 21, 2008.
Shot months after the pilot, the remaining episodes of the first season is executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon. The third episode also debuted a new narrator, actor Ron Perlman, instead of Beers, who previously narrated the pilot episodes.
The episodes in the rest of Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to the pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic.""Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased.""Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted." "YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE.""There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in the "Pilot Season", but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in black, yellow and red "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.
===[edit]Episode 3: Unforced Errors===
Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location	Circumstances of Death
64 	Habeas Corpse	May 1, 1998 	Law Office
Los Angeles,CA	Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death.
288 	Chippin' Dale	August 11, 2003 	Sonoran Desert
Yuma, AZ	While two men are shredding tree branches in a woodchipper, one of the branches jams the woodchipper. Anxious to go home, one of them foolishly tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot, but his foot gets stuck in the machine and his entire body is shredded to pieces.
226 	Gasketballed 	November 21, 1993 	Ball State College
Kenosha,WI	A young couple in college climbs into a giant helium-filled basketball. Although they enjoy it at first, the couple begins to find it difficult to breathe in it after a while. Realizing that they need to get out, they try to, but cannot because they are unable to find the zipper to open it. They eventuallysuffocate to death, due to the lack of oxygen.
199 	Me So Hornet 	September 27, 1992	Boone Residence
Lubbock,TX	A man doing lawn work is confronted by his wife for sex and agrees, but she says he has to get rid of a hornet's nest first. After failing to get it down with a rake, he gets a paintball gun and shoots the hornet's nest, knocking it to the ground. The hornets attack him and he dies fromanaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.
952 	Dumbrella 	January 13, 2007 	Wood's Carnival
Barnegat,NJ	A sword swallower trying to perform despite dwindling audiences and an unstable economy takes a bet to swallow an umbrella, only for the release button to be accidentally hit and be lodged in his esophagus, closing off his trachea and causing internal bleeding and choking, killing him.
674 	Killdo 	January 31, 2004 	Jennifer's Pad
Roanoke,VA	While eyeing a handsome grocery store clerk, a woman gets the idea to use a peeled carrot as a dildo during her nightly masturbation session. While using the carrot during her session, a rough cut slices her vaginal wall, letting air into her circulatory system. An air bubble travels to her heart, blocking her blood flow, and the woman is killed from an air embolism.
===[edit]Episode 4: Death Over Easy===
Originally aired Feb. 8, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location	Circumstances of Death
316 	Butt F***ed 	December 21, 1978	Mercy Care
Mobile,Alabama	A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd-degree burns. After 3 weeks in the hospital without a cigarette, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp, and at the bottom, his oxygen tank explodes.
818 	Frightmare 	June 15, 1995 	Alexi's Apartment
Fargo, ND	A woman suffers from SUNDS (Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome), and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare she could not wake up from.
97 	Oprah Winfried 	November 12, 1986	Folsom Prison
Folsom,CA	An obnoxious former death row inmate whose sentence was commuted to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching The Oprah Winfrey Show on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception.
412 	Em-Bear-Assed 	April 16, 2001 	Mojave Desert
Palmdale,CA	A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries in animal costumes engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert and attempts to join in, but is rebuffed. He mistakes a nearby mother brown bear for one of the participants and is mauled to death.
625 	Midnight Choker	December 18, 2006	Jack's Bar
Gary, Indiana	A man impresses bar patrons by swallowing a billiard ball (the 8-ball in particular) and then bringing it back up. He tries to repeat the trick with the larger diameter cue ball, but the increased size prevents the ball from passing back up his throat, choking him.
269 	Window Pained 	August 22, 1998 	Su Su's House
Atlanta,GA	A peeping tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support. The window breaks his neck between the C2 and C3 vertebrae, killing him.
(This has the first instance of an interviewee being kept in shadow for criminal protection, in the case of a voyeur named "Nick")
===[edit]Episode 5: Dead and Deader===
Originally aired Feb. 15, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location	Circumstances of Death
504 	Wel-dead 	March 13, 2005 	House of Steel
Long Beach,CA	An adrenaline junkie working at a metal shop connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.
230 	Trailer Trashed 	May 1, 1979 	Roger's RV Park
Aberdeen,SD	A newly married man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
171 	Nite Capped 	December 31, 2003 	Echo Park
Los Angeles,CA	A group of revelers celebrate New Year's Eve by shooting a stray bullet into the air. Unfortunately, the bullet comes back down and hits a man in the shoulder several miles away. The bullet goes through his shoulder and pierces his heart, killing him.
385 	Sh*t Faced 	September 19, 1983	Dunkeler's Home
Sparta,KY	An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses his digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning and he later dies.
197 	Dead Eye 	May 15, 1993 	Milhouse High
Glendale,CA	A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells to the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.
319 	Domin-a-Dead (a.k.a. Rubbered Out)	February 27, 2006 	The Kitty Patch
Tonopah,NV	A 32-year-old virgin looking to have sex with a hooker is chosen by a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she ispunishing him. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and ends up dying because his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain. (This is the first death on the show with an alternate title.)
===Episode 6: Death Gets Busy===
Originally aired Feb. 22, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location	Circumstances of Death
610 	Deep Fried (a.k.a Acid Bath)	October 26, 1999	Tool & Die Works
Akron, OH	A metal shop worker with serious anger issues is fired after his co-workers and boss grow tired of the man's outbursts. When he returns to work to get revenge on his boss, the latter shoves the former in self defense into a vat of hydrochloric acid, which eats away at the former employee's flesh and internal organs.
892 	Gorgeous Gorge 	May 2, 2004 	Beechwood Hotel
New York,NY	A supermodel who uses bulimia to keep herself thin orders everything on the room service hotel menu and stuffs her face with food. When she goes to the bathroom to throw up, her stomach ruptures from eating too much food and she dies.
347 	Re-Tired 	June 4, 2005 	Ted's Tire Service
Bakersfield,CA	A porn addict reads a dirty magazine while inflating a truck tire. Distracted by the magazine, the man forgets to check on the tire. After a while, the tire explodes from over-inflation, lodging pieces of shrapnel from the metal tire rim into his brain and killing him.
652 	Botoxicated 	August 16, 1998 	Debbie's House
Carbondale,IL	A woman desperate to get rid of her wrinkles hires an inexperienced doctor to administer Botox in her home. The man unknowingly injects purebotulinum toxin into her face, resulting in intense pain and paralysis. While lying in a hot tub trying to relax, the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she slips underwater and drowns.
498 	Choke-A-Lot 	March 27, 1975 	Homefood Cafe
Peachtree City,Georgia	Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated.
629 	Sex Ray 	March 12, 2001 	St Jude's Hospital
Jackson,MS	A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room. They accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation.
===[edit]Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death===
Originally aired Mar. 1, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
314 	Dung For (a.k.a. Sh*t Happens in the previews; Done For)	October 25, 1986 	Lucky Days Ranch
Aberdeen,TX	A farmhand on the run from his boss for hitting on the farmer's daughter hides in a manure truck. A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand, suffocating and crushing him.
622 	Brain Worms 	December 21, 1978	General Hospital
San Francisco,CA	A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis, parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies (with the man telling his girlfriend that he's a closet homosexual just before the two die).
401 	Abracadaver 	November 12, 1995	Shyrock Theater
Flint, MI 	A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand, not noticing that a piece of it has broken off and fallen into the barrel. When his ex-girlfriend assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the piece is propelled into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death.
429 	Weed Whacked (a.k.a. Whacked) 	February 8, 2002 	Diablo Desert
Fort Wayne, IN	Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac and are killed from flash pulmonary edema caused by its irritating urushiol fumes.
221 	Rebel Without A Pulse 	July 4, 1867 	Stonetop CanyonAnniston,CA	Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway. He was imagining the shots entering his chest, and it scared him to death. Literally.
510 	Kill Basa 	August 16, 1996 	The Brig Disco
New Orleans,LA	A man who wants to impress women with a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. However, he makes it so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually killing him at a night club.
===[edit]Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead===
Originally aired Mar. 8, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
770 	Face offed 	December 21, 2007	The Excalibur
Las Vegas 	A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria) The bacteria in her blood stream broke through a wart in her face and started eating away at her face, eventually killing her from sepsis.
47 	Re-Coiled 	May 28, 1994 	Jake's DomainTres Piedras,NM	A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake coils itself around his gun when he was going to the bathroom. The snake is then startled, and pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.
301 	Sucked offed (a.k.a Son of a Leech)	February 3, 2000 	Buffalo Lake
Amarillo,TX 	An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F(13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak to move from hypothermia and blood loss and dies of exposure.
312 	Re-Formed 	March 24, 1989 	Acme Shipping
Pico, CA 	A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. More garbage is emptied on top of him, trapping him and the load of garbage is compacted, crushing him.
963 	Fin-Ished 	July 17, 2004 	Lake Havasu
Lake Havasu City, AZ	A woman catches a fish for the first time and, as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish'sscales prevents her from pulling it out and she chokes to death.
553 	Butt Plugged (a.k.a. Plugged Up) 	November 9, 2002 	Imperial Highway
El Segundo,CA	A newly released con driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back to the officer, the can is activated, soaking the con's inner colon with the spray and eating the flesh away.
===[edit]Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid===
Originally aired Mar. 15, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
502 	Gas-Hole (a.k.a. Confusing Beverages)	May 19, 2002 	Glacier National Park
West Glacier,Montana	A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk, but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol, but is unable to keep it down. When he vomits it back up into his campfire, he is engulfed in flames.
1 	Ichiboned 	November 21, 1987 	Tanaka Residence
Tokyo,Japan	A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts were not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.
518 	Jake N' Baked 	December 15, 1990 	H.A. Metal Works
Long Beach,CA	A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive
734 	Die It 	June 12, 2003 	Darlene's House
Evanston,IL	A woman, desperate to lose weight, swallows tapewormlarvae. They eat everything she does, and eventually breed, spread throughout her body, and start eating her internal organs, killing her.
499 	Pained Gun 	September 20, 2006	Simi Valley,CA	A pair of high-school boys film themselves doing drive-bys on people with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, one of the boys shoots the canister of CO2 at 200 mph into the larynx of his friend, which breaks his neck and kills him. (This features the youngest person to have been killed in any of the stories to date)
283 	Deadliest Catch 	July 17, 2000 	Laguna del Perro
Willard,NM	An easily agitated electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps off the wooden boat seat with his bare feet onto the metal of the boat floor,electrocuting himself.
===[edit]Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death, Part I===
Originally aired Mar. 22, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
77 	Red, White and Blew 	July 4, 1983 	Happy's Trailer Park
Lawrence, KS	A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a homemade firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher, and the firework explodes in his face, shattering his skull into his brain. (Note: This clip features a Wilhelm scream)
756 	Bank Ruptured 	December 21, 1978	Chateau Cousteau
Bordeaux,France	A man with the eating disorderpica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. His stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen.
66 	Guitar Zeros 	July 23, 2005 	Beijing, China	Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds. On this particular occasion, one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls 6 stories to his death. His friend follows suit and jumps out after him.
196 	Radium Girls 	January 5, 1920 	U.S. Radium Corp.
Orange, NJ	In the 1920s, a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing radium to create fluorescent watch faces notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin. They eventually expose themselves to huge amounts of radiation after repeated applications (mostly using the radioactive paint as glow-in-the-dark body paint for their lovers during sex). While most of them died from bone cancer, the survivors filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits against the company and won, leading to increased safety standards in American workplaces.
638 	Oz Holed (a.k.a Oz Gone Wild)	August 19, 2001 	Bonelli Park
San Dimas, CA	Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing an urban legend that Osbourne had supposedly done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation. (This features the first, and so far only, time one of the interviewees actually makes an appearance in the segment itself, with animal trainer Jules Sylvester coming out and chastising the two dead teenagers about what led to their death.)
710 	Tanked Girl 	December 21, 1978	Decompression Chamber
St. Augustine,FL	A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.
===[edit]Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual===
Originally aired Mar. 29, 2009.
Death #	"Event"Name 	Date of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
117 	Gut Busted 	February 20, 1998	Bucket-O-Wings
Naperville, NV 	An obese man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into his abdomen.
417 	DestRoid 	October 24, 2003 	Gould's Gym
Seattle, WA 	A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due tocardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.
78 	Text Dead 	August 19, 2005 	Rigfield Plaza
Irvine, CA 	A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, asking about where she should be picked up. Unaware that the two's paths are about to meet, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend in his pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
210 	Pissed Off (a.k.a. Not So Happy Lad)	July 3, 1992 	Cross River Links
Monrovia, CA 	An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.
222 	Car Jacked 	June 5, 2004 	Manatee, FL 	A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope. His leg becomes tangled in his rope, leaving him suspended upside down. Unable to free himself, the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiplestrokes caused by the venoushemorrhaging in his skull after 48 hours.
201 	Blown Job (a.k.a. Blown Away) 	August 11, 2007 	Miami[disambiguation needed ],OH	A disgruntled, alcoholic clown, who ironically was coulrophobic as a child, drives to a birthday party for his next job. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon presses him against the windshield and hesuffocates.
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===Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)===
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Originally aired April 5, 2009.
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date of Death 	Location	Circumstances of Death
447 	Water Logged 	August 12, 2007 	The Reservoir
New River,AZ	A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain and drowns.
302 	Funny Boned 	January 19, 1997 	Lindsey's Pub
Mesa, AZ	An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke.
72 	Bowed Out 	November 21, 1995	Owanda Steel Corp.
Kobe, Japan	A nervous Japanese man and his future boss bow to each other. They accidentally bump heads, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture.
277 	You're So Vein 	July 5, 2007 	Statesvillee Prison
Albuquerque,NM	An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially does not react to the chemicals that were injected, because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet. When his restraints are undone, he confronts the witnesses. But before he can do anything, the poison takes effect, finally killing him.
85 	Doggie Style (a.k.a. Eat and Run)	April 2, 2001 	La Paz Liquor Store
Jasper, TN	A drunken would-be shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves the whole thing down his throat and chokes to death on it.
403 	Heart On 	October 19, 2005 	Hillendale Ranch
Tooele County, UT	A mentally unstable man attaches jumper cables to a cow heart he bought from a slaughterhouse and tries to use it as a sex toy. At first, he attached the cow heart to a car battery, but when it did not work for him, he tried hooking it up to a 110-volt wall socket, and he gets electrocuted.