Mutiny on The Loud House/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 14, 2016
Episode Copyrighted: 2016
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
It was once a sunny day in Royal Wood Michigan as the heroes in the house like usual but one they rack up a big bill.
Lynn Loud Sr.: We need a family meeting right now
Rita Loud: family we are going to need to cut down on things for a few months so we can pay all of the bills. So, any idea?
Lynn Loud Jr.: What about we don’t clean or buy new clothes?
Others: No.
Luan Loud: We don’t eat for three months.
Others: Definitely no.
Lisa Loud: Luan can’t last three months without eating, but do have a solution to money problems.
Mr. Krabs: Free money!
Rita Loud: That good I remember how. l money we saved.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks, Rita.
Rita Loud: Anytime now, Mr. Krabs.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Look like I am next after saying that, I never felt so young.
Rita Loud: You look so cute.
Katty the Cat: *meows*
Rita Loud: And guess, Katty his pet cat.
Yellow Rectangle: That's what I'm talking about, Rita!
Rita Loud: Meet Mr. Krabs. He's the operator from the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Hello. Welcome to The Loud House. I want to meet my customers.
All Customers: *goes to the Loud House*
Johnny Elaine: *on TV* News flash! A severe rip current may soon touch down in Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods! Residents are warned to bar all windows and stay indoors!
The rip current sends the television flying off-screen. Numerous objects like Dave hammering boards on his window, a can of beans, a bone, a house, and a cow. The television comes back with Frank the Whale following behind.
Johnny Elaine: *on TV* Save yourselves!
Below the rip current, Mr. Krabs, who appears to be in a cranky mood, is heading towards the Loud House.
Mr. Krabs: Ah, rip current, schmip current! Ain't nothin'. *enters the restaurant and meets up with SpongeBob, Squidward, Lincoln and Lori*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Mr. Krabs, do you think the rip current will hit the Krusty Krab? *makes strange moments of what will happen to the restaurant when the rip current strikes*
Squidward Tentacles: Uh, shouldn't we clear the docks?
Lori Loud: Or batten down the patches?
Squidward Tentacles: Or whatever people say?
Mr. Krabs: Calm your waters. *points to the danger meter on my knee* Me sailor's knee says we're not in danger. See? Now, go to the Krusty Krab get back to work!
Octavius Rex: Excuse me. Are we in any kind of peril?
Customer 1: I think we should all go home.
Mr. Krabs: As soon as you buy some patties to go, you can go.
Orchid the Fish: I'll have three Krabby Patties.
A loud rumble shakes the restaurant.
Orchid the Fish: On second thought, cancel that order!
Scoots from The Loud House: YEAH, CANCEL THAT ORDER!
Mr. Krabs: *grabs the lady's purse and dumps her money in Squidward's cash register* No takie-backsies! Three Krabby Patties.
Mr. Krabs' money detector goes off.
Mr. Krabs: *gasps* Me money detector! Where do ya think you're goin'? Get back in there and spend the rest of your money!
Clay the Fish: But I needed it for rent!
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, everybody! New store policy! All money brought into this store must be spent here!
Buddy the Fish: Tyrant!
Mr. Krabs: *sneaks up behind Buddy* Oh, tyrant am I? Alright, I'm a tyrant! The worst in all the seven seas! One of 'em! *growls*
Lincoln Loud: Oh flippin' frog legs, why is Mr. Krabs so crabby today?
Squidward Tentacles: Probably because it's payday.
Mr. Krabs: *grabs the microphone* Pay day's been canceled! Now, hear this! I'm captain of the ship! Captain Krabs! And I say no rip current will ever harm at The Loud House!
Suddenly, a sunken ship flies down and the anchor crashes through the roof of the Loud House. The ship pulls the restaurant off the ground and sends it flying into the air. The movements make the customers fly back and forth.
Lori Loud: *screams*
Squidward Tentacles: *gets my legs tangled to a pole*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *attempts to flip Krabby Patties*
Mr. Krabs: *struggles to hold on the couch but ends up getting bombarded with chairs*
Despite his injuries, he checks the danger meter on his sailor's knee. He taps on it and the pointer moves to the red section.
Mr. Krabs: Darn arthritis!
The chain snaps off the ship's anchor and the house is flying out of control.
Mr. Krabs: *falls in a chair*
All Customers, Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *struggles to hold on as the rip current carries the house away from Royal Woods*
In a desperate attempt to save everyone.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *jumps out of the kitchen and uses my teeth to make a key out of my spatula*
He opens the chest and pulls down the lever. Outside, it activates sails and a rudder.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *grabs a table from the Krusty Krab, moves the TV and uses it to the wall below the window as a steering wheel.
The house is now safely being steered through the rip current. Lori, who was squished under a customer's butt, comes down from the pole.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lori, while I steer you tell everyone we're safe.
Queen Lori Loud: *through microphone and puts my crown on* It's alright now, everybody! Everything's under control now! And whatever!
All Customers: *goes downstairs*
Octavius Rex: Three cheers for Lori!
Fish Customer 1: The guy who saved our lives!
Scoots from The Loud House: Let's make her our new queen!
Buddy the Fish: Yay!
Octavius Rex: Hip, hip…
All Customers: Hooray for Queen Lori!
Lincoln Loud: Congratulations, Lori! Uh, I mean Queen Lori!
Mr. Krabs, who is still stuck in a barrel, rolls between Squidward, Lori and all the customers.
Mr. Krabs: What's the meanin' of this?
Octavius Rex: What should we do with this tyrant, Queen Lori?
Mr. Krabs and Squidward Tentacles: Queen Lori?
Fish Customer 1: Let's flog her!
All Customers: Yeah!
Buddy the Fish: Let's tie her to the mast!
All Customers: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's put the past behind us and start all over!
All Customers: No!
Mr. Krabs: This is mutiny! Listen here, Lori! Fun is fun, but get me outta here!
Queen Lori Loud: Sorry. I don't think that's the queen's job. You're on your own.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *inexplicably jumps off the couch, leaving the house steering out of control*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, everybody, can we take a time out? This is Mr. Krabs we're talking about. The worst tyrant in the seven seas.
Mr. Krabs: You're not helpin', boys.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You remember Mr. Krabs. She's the oldest loud sister who brought you the Krabby Patty.
All Customers: *murmur in agreement*
As SpongeBob is lecturing everyone, Mr. Krabs is being rolled back and forth in the barrel.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And she's the oldest loud sister who brought you the Double Krabby Patty. And the Krabby Patty with cheese. And the Bratty Patty for kids.
Mr. Krabs: Um, little help here!
SpongeBob SquarePants: He also created the Chatty Patty for teens. And who can forget the Hatty Patty? The patty you wear as a hat.
Thaddeus: I wear it because I'm bald.
Octavius Rex: Well, I guess any man who invented the Hatty Patty can't be all bad. Okay, let's get her out.
Mr. Grouse: Yeah.
But before they do so, Mr. Krabs is sliding towards the front door and is being hurled out.
Mr. Krabs: Whoa! Man overboard! *screams*
Lincoln Loud: No! Mr. Krabs!
Queen Lori Loud: Well, I guess that solves that problem.
Thaddeus: *takes off my Hatty Patty to honor Mr. Krabs' supposed death*
He then eats the Hatty Patty.
Lincoln Loud: I know you'll come back to us, Mr. Krabs!
The Loud House flies through the rip current and the screen fades black. The screen turns back to the inside of the house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Until then, *takes out a dollar, licks it, and pastes it on the doors* I'll leave a dollar in the window for ya.
Octavius Rex: Hey, it's Queen Lori's fault that we lost the oldest loud sister who invented the Hatty Patty!
Fish Customer 1: Yeah! We're freckled! And we say you're the tyrant now!
All Customers: Yeah!
Queen Lori Loud: Uh, uh, don't be hasty! Remember, I'm... I'm still the queen! The Hatty Patty was my idea!
Octavius Rex: But we're still stuck in this rip current!
Fish Customer 1: We'll never get out!
Octavius Rex and Unnamed Fish Customer: *corners Lori*
As Lori gets her head tangled into the spinning steering wheel.
Queen Lori Loud: Dang it!
Squidward Tentacles: Not again!
With Squidward tangled in the steering wheel, the rudder turns left and right and the restaurant flies out of control. The customers fly back and forth again.
Squidward Tentacles: *pulls my head out of the steering and my head spins back into place*
Queen Lori Loud: *steers them out of the rip current*
The house spins out of the rip current and crash-lands safely on the ground.
Octavius Rex: We're alive! Queen Lori steered us out of the rip current!
Customer 1: How about a cheer for Captain Squidward!
All Customers: *cheers*
Queen Lori Loud: Thank you! Thank you! Just doin' my job as queen protecting my royalty.
Lincoln Loud: Whoa! Where are we?
Lincoln, heroes and the customers look out the window and what they see is a beautiful landscape with plants growing everywhere. An unnamed sea creature flies around.
Clay the Fish: Oh, look at that. That's amazing.
Octavius Rex: This neighborhood's crazy! I wonder if there are any good places to eat.
Fish Customer 1: You think maybe they got the Loud House around here?
Buddy the Fish: Hey, good idea! I could go for a Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm calling the local Krusty Krab right now. *pulls part of my head off and forms it into a telephone. He dials the number. The Krusty Krab phone rings.*
Screen cuts to the Krusty Krab.
Squidward Tentacles: Hello, Krusty Krab.
Screen cuts back to the Loud House.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, I'd like to place an order.
Squidward Tentacles: *leaves the Loud House, goes to the Krusty Krab and pushes the receiver into the phone in frustration*
The receiver rings in the Loud House's phone. Suddenly, a monster appears at the front door, scaring the customers.
Queen Lori Loud: *runs away in fright, leaving a puddle of mud behind*
Monster: *spreads its slimy tongue around the customers*
Octavius Rex: Queen!
Buddy the Fish: You gotta save us!
Mr. Grouse: Save us! Save us!
Monster: *licks SpongeBob's eyeballs off his face*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams and hangs up* Queen Lori!
SpongeBob's eyes jump back on his face. Lori is nowhere to be seen. 
Monster: *wraps my tongue all over Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *screams*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no! Lincoln! Um, I know where he is. *runs into the kitchen and opens the closet*
He throws everything out and pulls a box out with the word "fragile" on it. He opens the box and finds another box with the word "pickles" on it. He opens it, pulls out a jar, and takes Lori out of the jar.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Queen, sorry to interrupt, but the crew needs you to protect them.
Queen Lori Loud: Are you crazy? I can't fight a monster!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I'm afraid the crew insists, sir.
Lincoln Loud: *screams and falls*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: I'm okay, SpongeBob. I'm okay.
The customers, with random weapons, growl in anger and Lori becomes nervous.
All Customers: *carries Lori out of the kitchen*
Queen Lori Loud: I don't want to be a queen! I don't want to be a queen!
Lincoln Loud: *gives Lori a mop for her to fight*
All Customers: *throws her out of the Loud House*
But instead of fighting the monster like she's supposed to, she ends up getting eaten. Everyone is stunned.
Octavius Rex: Well, that was anti-climatic.
Fish Customer 1: Maybe she'll make the monster sick.
Clay the Fish: Okay. Who had their money on Queen Lori? Your majesty.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gives Clay, Buddy, Mr. Grouse and Scoots some of my money* Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster, and become captain! And that somebody is me! *pulls up my pants*
He pulls out his left eyeball, blows on it, rubs it, and puts it back on. He smells his breath, which smelled terrible. He drinks some mouth wash, gargles, and swallows it. He does karate moves but notices his shoe is untied. He ties his shoe. He trips his nails. And finally, he pulls a loose string off his pants.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, what was I doing now?
Suddenly, everyone hears a distant scream from above. The scream turned out the but none other than Mr. Krabs, who comes crashing through the roof and landing on a table. However, Mr. Krabs is still angry about Lori being in charge.
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, you're alive! Oh, welcome back, queen!
Mr. Krabs: Haven't you forgotten something? I am not a queen anymore! Lori is!
Lincoln Loud: Uh, uh. The monster ate her. We need a queen and that's you! Isn't that right?
All Customers: *chatters in agreement*
Mr. Krabs: Why would I want to be captain to such a sorry bunch of lubbers? I'm through!
The monster's tentacle breaks through the window.
Mr. Krabs: And that's comin' out of your pay!
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs, this job calls for a dictator like you!
Mr. Krabs: *selfishly pouts like a spoiled child*
The monster's tentacle breaks through the window again and breaks the TV.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Do something, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Beg me.
All Customers: Please, please, please!
Lincoln Loud: We're begging you! Please!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Please! Please! Please!
The monster's tentacle breaks through the wall.
Monster: *licks everywhere
Mr. Krabs: *gets covered in saliva* Not buyin' it.
All Customers: Oh, come on! We'll do anything! Please!
Mr. Krabs still acts like a spoiled child and continues to pout.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gets an idea and runs into the Loud parents' room*
He grabs Mr. Krabs' first dime.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it! *runs back*
Lincoln Loud: Do you know what this is, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I don't care.
Lincoln Loud: It's the first dime you ever earned and I'm going to tear it up if you don't go back to being the meanie we need!
Mr. Krabs: I said I don't care.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, here goes!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *attempts to break it, but to no avail*
They try to cut it with an axe, but it shatters to dust. They try to saw it in half with a power saw, but instead, it makes the saw fly off, hitting someone offscreen.
Fred Rechid: *offscreen* My leg!
Mr. Krabs: Ha! You lose!
SpongeBob mopes as he is about to give up. However, he got another idea.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well then, I'm gonna do the worst thing I can do to your old dime!
Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah? What's that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *whispers* Spend it.
This time, Mr. Krabs reacts in a gasp and becomes nervous.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks over to a candy machine and is about to use my dime to spend it on candy*
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no you don't! Come here! *jumps on SpongeBob and Lincoln and gives back the first dime* Alright, everybody! What am I?
All Customers: Umm... uh..
The monster's tentacle breaks through the wall again.
Mr. Krabs: Come on! It starts with a T!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: A tree?
Mr. Krabs: *glares at SpongeBob and Lincoln*
Fish Customer 2: A teddy bear?
Octavius Rex: A tuba?
Buddy the Fish: You're a tyrant?
Mr. Krabs: I can't hear you!
Mr. Grouse: A tyrant! *cheers*
Mr. Krabs: Correct! Alright, I'll save ya. But you gotta promise to spend most of your, all of your money right here! Got it?
Customers: *chatters in agreement*
Monster: *breaks through the front door and spreads my tongue all over the place, scaring the customers*
Mr. Krabs: *hands SpongeBob and Lincoln their dimes* Hold on to me dime, boy-yos. *charges out of the restaurant.
He and the monster hurls towards each other as they are ready to fight.
Monster: *opens my mouth and eats Mr. Krabs*
Everyone is stunned.
Octavius Rex: Well, that was anti-climatic.
Fish Customer 1: Again.
However, Mr. Krabs is still alive and is beating up the monster inside. He makes the monster spit Lori out.
Lori Loud: *frantically runs back into the house*
Mr. Krabs: *punches one of the monster's eyes out and swings down*
He bounces on one of its tentacles and lands on its head. He then bangs on the monster's eyes like he's playing bongo drums.
Squidward Tentacles: *goes to the Loud House*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Lincoln, Lori Loud, and All Customers: *dances in rhythm*
Monster: *shakes Mr. Krabs off my head and sends him flying into a coral plant*
But Mr. Krabs comes out of the plant and flies directly into the monster's hand.
Monster: *pulls Mr. Krabs' legs off and pulls off his right arm*
Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute! Gimme that! *hits the monster on his head and makes him let go*
Mr. Krabs then sends the monster flying with his severed arm and puts it back on.
Monster: *collides with a boulder and breaks into tiny monsters*
Tiny Monsters: runs away* 
Everyone in the Loud House cheers. The slide transition to SpongeBob and Lincoln giving Mr. Krabs his first dime while they're sitting on the roof of the restaurant.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here you go, Mr. Krabs. You earned it.
Mr. Krabs: Well, boy-yos, you believed in me. So, today will be a payday for you.
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
Lori Loud: What about me?
Mr. Krabs: You, Ex-Queen Lori, have gone from payday to mayday! Mush! Every last one of ya! All the way back to Royal Woods! *laughs*
Squidward Tentacles, Lori Loud and All Customers: *pulls the Loud House back to Royal Woods*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud and Mr. Krabs: *sits on the roof*
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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