Dressed Up Is Messed Up

A Battle Hymn parody in #E.
== Lyrics ==
* My mom says there’s a party and I know just what that means.
* I'm gonna have to change out of these soiled, hole-filled jeans.
* No question it will lead to one of those annoying scenes. 
* I hate to wear nice clothes!
* I can’t stand all the fancy-Nancy antsy-causing shirts.
* But my sister is so thrilled, she’ll choose from forty-seven skirts.
* I got two shiny shoes, the left one’s scuffed, the right one hurts.
* I hate to wear nice clothes!
* When it’s time to get all dressed up, to me, that is oh so messed up.
* And to mom and dad, I’fessed up.
* I hate to wear nice clothes!
* When we got to the party, everybody stopped to stare.
* And guess who was the only boy dressed up in formal wear?
* Did mommy learn her lesson? I don’t know and I don’t care.
* Next time, I’m staying home!
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