Casper Meets Wendy/Transcript

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Wowee, that ball is...
out of here!
A grand slam!
Yeah!
Unbelievable!
In your face!
Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!
Show me something to top that!
Did you see that?
Wow.
They're back.
Quick, give me the camera.
Oh, yeah.
Your mother's
never gonna believe this.
Alien: Greetings, Earthling. Can you direct me to the Roswell Chili Cookoff?
'Cause I'm a little low on gas!
Ha ha ha ha!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Yaaa ha ha ha!
Wide load comin' through.
Run for your lives!
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Ohh...
Ohhhh!
Get away from me!
Hey, batboy.
Strike one.
Strike two.
3, 4, 5, 6!
You're out!
It looks like your bat's
been to spring training.
Ha ha ha!
Aah!
Hey, ain't it time
for the seventh inning stretch?
Aaahhhh!
Aaahhh! Aah!
It's raining dogs and dogs.
Bombs away.
Ha ha ha!
Chill, folks.
You don't have to be scared.
See, I'm Casper, the Friendly...
- Ghost! - Ghost! -Ghost!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Boys,we done good.
I think it's time
we had a long rest.
Rest? You mean,
like "in peace"?
No!
In the Catskills.
Ooh, a vacation?
Certainly
Show me three ghosts
who deserve it more.
Uh, you mean four, right?
Oh, right, of course,
short-sheet.
Can't leave you out.
Otherwise, who'd
carry our luggage?
- Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha, very funny.
You've reached the home
of Desmond Spellman.
Hi, I'm calling from
the International Children's Fund,
and we're asking
generous people like you
to donate any --
Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
Oracle of the Mirror,
show yourself.
You summoned?
Ha ha ha!
Don't take that tone with me.
You're a slave of the mirror,
and the mirror belongs
to the greatest witch of all --
Moi.
Yes, Master
Command me as you will.
Very well.
Give me the stock quotes,
the, uh, weather,
and the witch rankings.
Here is your news.
The skies are blue,
the Dow Industrials
are up by two,
you've been the greatest
for year after year,
but as of today
you have something to fear.
Haha!
What?
Who could be greater
than Desmond Spellman?
Wendy --Ooh--
the good little witch.
Good witch?
There's no such animal.
It is true, all the same,
on this you can bank.
Unless you act now,
you will forfeit your rank.
She's just a little child.
What's so dangerous about her?
Humble, yes, but in exile,
she'll change,
thanks to the help
of an ally most strange.
If witches and spirits
unite as friends,
she will be the greatest,
and your power will end.
Don't try to scare me,
you cheap antique.
Just, uh...
tell me how to get rid
of this little mall rat.
There's no adios
to compare with this --
behold!
The dreaded Mystic Abyss.
Human or witch
or creature not mortal,
all will be lost when
they step through this portal
Hahaha!
Perfect.
Ahhh...
Ah.
Ahhh.
Hey, you're lookin' good, Jules.
Back at ya.
I want you to go
to this address
and bring me this brat.
She's living in the country
with her aunts.
Ah, must bean aunt farm.
Ha ha ha!
I don't want any slip ups.
You think you can handle this?
No sweat.
Mornings would be better
if they happened
in the afternoon.
Oh,yeah.
He's coming.
Where did I put it?
Ch, right.
Thanks.
Yes.
Yikes, my pajamas!
Uh, Wendy's outside.
Don't bother me now.
Just keep watching.
OK, OK.
I'm the original Spice Girl.
Did you put in
enough belladonna?
Speaking of belladonna,
I once knew one.
A Donna, that is.
She had two kids,
so I guess that makes her
a "Ma, Donna." You get it?
Madonna?
Ooh, all right,
I'll shut up.
Fanny, status report.
Shh! I'm looking
for the paperboy.
Well?
Well what?
Is he coming?
Who?
The paperboy!
Good idea. Gert, I'm gonna
go look for him right now.
Ohh, God!
What did I do
to deserve sisters like this?
Well, let's see.
You invented mildew,
morning breath...
foot fungus.
Ha ha ha.
Hi.
Hi.
Ahoy, the paperboy.
OK, let's get going.
Thanks.
Oh! Hee hee hee!
Aah!Aaaaahhhh!
Aah! Stop it, stop it!
Help me! Aaahhhh!
Aaahhhh!
Hey, how do you like
them rotten apples?
Aah! Go away!
Now, that's "Hard Copy."
Weirdos.
Youre all weirdos.
How could you do that?!
No wonder I don't have any friends.
Oh, really?
Well, I don't like the way
he flings our paper.
Then just tell him.
Please, talk to the hand,
because the witches
ain't listening.
But --
Wendy-poo,
wake up and smell the potion.
I mean, we're witches,
for goodness'' sake.
We don't explain.
We get even.
You mean, like this?
Little smarty-bloomers, eh?
Makes you love me
all the more, huh?
We dont have to love ya.
Were family.
Yeah,we're stuck with ya.
[Vincent]
Not to worry, ladies.
Were gonna take her
off your hands.
Butt out, Bozo,
before I turn you into a newt.
Aww, and here I thought
Desmond Spellman
told me that you was
gonna be so cooperative.
Ohhh...
D-D-D--
De-Desmond Spellman?
Do I look like
a speech therapist to you?
Then why are you stammering?
Leave her alone,you big goon!
Ahh! I'll take
Mouthy Little Witches
for 500.
And you hit the Daily Double.
- Aah!
- Ohh!
Yaaah!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
Aaahhh!
Aah!Aah!
Ohh, now, run, come on!
Hurry up!
We got ya now, kid.
Oh!
Gosh,where are my manners?
Let me make you feel
right at home.
Of all the witches
in the world,
we had to get one
with a sense of humor.
Hurry up!
Uh-oh. Someone's
been working out.
Get your things and let's go.
Let's go.
Get your broom.
Hey you, come back here!
Oh, yeah, let's not
and say we did.
I almost got her.
Whew!
Well, I got us out
of that one, girls.
You?!
Why are those guys after Wendy?
Ask her.
I don't even know who they are.
You heard them.
They were sent by
Desmond Spellman.
Who's he?
He's trouble,
and you got us into it.
Yeah, Wendy
and it's all your fault.
Thanks a heap.
Wow, check it out.
Man, this place has everything
but my reservation.
Ahhh, I feel my ectoplasm
relaxin' already.
This is gonna be some vacation.
They must've thought
I was a pack mule
in another life.
Quit dawdling, Bulb Head.
Oh, Honeycakes,
this is gonna be
just so ab-fab.
Only the best
for the Bradshaws.
Ohhh.
Hey, this cabin looks nice.
Yeah, and it's empty, too.
Ohh.
Hey, knock it off, you guys.
There's already someone here.
Where?
I don't see anyone.
Do you?
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Thanks for your hospitality.
See ya!
Ha ha ha!
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
Hahaha!
Boy, I can't believe you guys.
Do you have something
to share, young Casper?
Pray, do tell us.
I just thought m-maybe
you could -- Heh --
try to be a little more...
you know, friendly.
Good advice, Casper.
I thinkl speak for all of us
when I say...
drop dead!
The only good fleshie
is a scared fleshie.
But why do you scare them?
'Cause they can't scare back.
Except for witches.
Oohhhh!
What's wrong with witches?
Wake up and smell the coffin.
Witches are fleshies with power.
Yeah.
Oooh.
Now go unpack the stuff,
Washcloth.
Jeez Louise.
Whata bunch of grumps.
Ahhh, this is the afterlife.
Witches!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
Hello, everybody,
I'm Larry Tollby.
I'm the social director
here at Sunny Brite.
How ya doin'?
OK, great.
Hey, did you hear the one
about the roof?
It's over your head.
Hey, look out, Robin Hood.
Archery 2:00.
Were we followed?
No, I think we're safe.
Are you sure this is
a good place to hide?
Desmond will never
find us in this place.
Oh, ladies.
Larry the Legend.
No, thank you.
Do you see?
This place, this dump
is disgustingly cheery.
I mean, we're miles
from nowhere.
We're definitely
all gonna blend in.
Yeah.
Aren't you ladies a little old
to be Trick-or-Treating?
Excuse me?
If it weren't for those hats,
you'd be totally pointless.
Ibbity...
Bibbity...
Fibbity--
Stop!
We're in hiding, remember?
Ohh.
Witches.
Yo!
Hi, Sugar.
Cabin for four.
Maybe with a spare room
in case I want to
entertain some guests.
I'm very sorry, ladies,
but I just gave
my last cabin
to that woman.
What, you mean, you don't
have any more vagrancies--
I mean, vagran-vagran-
vacan-vancan --
You don't have
any rooms here?
Not unless that woman
decides to move out.
Aunt Gert, don't --
don't you dare.
I've haaad
a chaaange of mind
Good-bye.
We're not goatish.
Bellbag, uh...
Bellboy please.
The bags to the top of the stairs.
You know, girls,
I think that old bag was right.
We definitely don't blend in.
Huh.
Wardrobe change.
I be witchin'!
That out fit,
you stick out
like a sore thumb.
Let's get inside.
Hold up.
Wait, wait.
Hi, I'm Josh.
You've probably heard of me.
I'm Wendy.
When'd you get here?
About a week ago.
Do you like it?
Kinda boring.
Until now.
Now, listen, Niece.
Desmond Spellman
is after you.
For some reason,
we're caught up in this.
Now, I don't want you
talking to anybody
until we figure out
how to get out of this jam.
Mmm.
Jam.
Mmm.
But why are we running
from this Desmond guy?
Why don't we just
all go confront him?
Better to confront
a nuclear missile.
Now, listen, missy.
This guy is trouble,
and he's after us.
No, Mirror Boy
I'm not going to let
some teen spell slinger
upstage me.
Tell me again
about the hash part.
It's minced corned beef
and potatoes.
You mix'em together, see?
And then you cook it
till it's nice --
Where have you been?
Uh, well, this diner
had a breakfast special,
see, and --
Where is Wendy?
Uh,she gave us the slip.
Great.
I'm going to have to go to plan "B."
Whoa.
Observe.
Now, if those witless witches
use any high-level magic,
this little gizmo
will pinpoint their location.
Now, watch.
What kind of potatoes?
Well, usually
you use the russets.
Watch!
Smells like something
died around here.
I thought you'd never notice.
Aah!
That wasn't very nice.
Thanks!
Now hold this
whilst I load you up
with delectables.
Great. Check out Casper,
the phantom food felon.
You want some cheese
with that whine?
Just clam up and carry
the food, Bulb Head.
Unh.
It's too dang cheery in here.
Yes, these floral prints
are just killing my sinuses.
Let's fix this place up.
You gonna help, little
Miss Goody-Two-Spells,
or you just gonna
type all day?
I know, you cast the spells,
and I'll run them through
my spell checker!
Ha ha. Get it?
Spell checker.
Hardy-har-har.
For your information,
I'm looking up Desmond Spellman
on the Internet.
Maybe, just maybe,
I can find some answers.
Well, check out
my new website.
Ooh, that's great!
That's great!
So are we going
to redecorate or what?
All right. Witches one...
Witches all...
Zippity-zappity,
let's get that wall.
Good, good.
Now let's get that wall.
All right.
Now the back.
Excellent.
Wonderful.
Great.
Let's see, uh...
Check it out!
What?
Yes! It's them!
Quickly, write down
the coordinates.
Sorry.
Wait! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Hey! What?!
Stop it! Stop it!
Aah!
What? No!
No, no! Come back!
You...come...back!
Shh! All right.
I think we're safe.
Right. Not if you're
on the bottom.
Yeah, what's the big idea?
Big magic sends big static!
You mean Desmond
could have found us?
Faster than a Lo-Jack.
Now, from now on, we all have to be very, very careful.
But I can't even tie my own shoelaces without magic, or do my algebra, or-or brush my teeth, or play the glockenspiel.
Relax, all right.
We can still do little stuff --
pranks, rashes --
we just can't do
the big stuff anymore.
Well, wait a minute.
If we have to quit,
so does she!
Hey!
Right, no more wand-y Wendy
Give it over, come on.
Cough it up.
Come on.
Fine. I'm wand-free.
This is much
too powerful for you.
Good. Now, I think
that we should go out
and do a little scouting,
in case Desmond
sent some of his spies.
We'll start at the pool.
OK.
The pool!
I'll get my swimsuit!
No way, Red.
You're not taking one step outside this cabin.
Yeah! If Desmond finds you, he'll turn us all into pumpkin guts.
Yes, and don't trust anyone.
Wendy: Man, I'm starting to feel like I'm in the Witches' Protection Program.
You got it, squirt.
Now stay!
Hey, Fatso! Stretch! Wake up.
We broughta snack.
Aah. Snack! I'm there.
Yeah, I'm starvin' to death... in a manner of speaking.
Oh, yumbo!
It's delightful.
It's deluxe.
It's the last you'll see of it!
Uncle Fatso, what happened?
Yeah, you look like a hot air balloon!
Huh? Aah! A sun burn!
Ehh, don't sweat it.
We'll bleach you out after lunch.
Now, let's eat.
Wait. No napkins.
Favorite Nephew, will you dothe honors?
You scarfed everything.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We left the wrappers.
Casper: You three always do this.
Do what?
Huh?
Ah, well...I mean, uh...
Never mind.
Gee, I think we hurt his feelings.
Man, why can't I stand up to those guys?
This vacation stinks.
It isn't fair.
It isn't fair.
Yo, Josh, catch.
Hey, man, what's up?
Josh!
Josh! Hi there.
Too bad! You lose!
Crud! Thanks for messin' me up.
Oh, hi. Got a quarter?
Sorry.
No problem.
Hey, jerk.
This is my game!
Excuse me.
Quit it!
Hey, that wasn't very nice.
Watch me wipe out these commanders!
Yeah, nuke'em, wax'em, fry'em!
Josh, uh...
I really needed to talk to someone and I thought --
Eat hot laser, you wimps.
And I thought maybe you could --
Can't you see I'm going for a high score?
Yeah, take a hike.
You jerks.
Hey!
Aah! I just wanted someone to talk to!
Casper: Join the club.
Wendy: A ghost! Don't you come any closer, you!
Casper: No, no, wait! I won't hurt you.
Wendy: I'm warning you, I've got a wand, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Casper: Aah! A witch!
A witch!
Ah...
Are-Are you really a-a w-w-witch?
Wendy: Yeah. What of it?
Casper: Nothing. I just didn't know witches were so... Cute.
Wendy: You think so? Well, you're a ghost. I was always told ghosts were... spooky and mean, you know?
Casper: Most of us are, I guess. But not me! In fact, I'm friendly.
Wendy: My aunts say, "Never trust what you can't see."
Casper: But you can see me. And I certainly can see you.
Wendy: I'm Wendy.
Casper: I'm Casper.
Can you sit?
Abso-spookin'-lutely.
Do you have, like, horrific, ghostly super powers?
Brace yourself... for terror!
And what about you?
Can you really do magic like David Copperfield?
Are you kidding? He eats my pixie dust.
Watch this. Ah, ha.
Will you settle for something small?
Sure.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ha ha. Sweet!
I can't believe my uncles are so wrong about witches.
Wendy: There are other ghosts here?
Casper: Yeah, but all they ever want to do is scare people and boss me around.
Wendy: Tell me about it. My aunts treat me like I'm a nobody.
Guess we have a lot in common, huh?
So, Wendy wanna do something?
Well, I'm sorta grounded, but...
let's have some fun!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Casper, come on.
Aah, aah, ooh!
Cannonball!
Ohh!
It's Desmond!
Help! I'm melting!
No, you're not.
Oh, I'm not.
I guess I'm not. Well...
Having a bad airday?
Casper?
Yeah?
I know this is gonna sound
really lame and all, but...
Whoa! This has been
the best day of my life.
Me, too.
Well, except for the life part.
It doesn't make any sense!
I have no friends, none.
And my family treats me
like I'm sludge.
I hear that.
And then you come along,
and I finally feel like
I'm somebody.
But I'm supposed to hate you.
Ch, it doesn't make any sense.
But we still are friends, right?
Wendy, friends doesn't come close
to describing how I feel.
Wait a second!
If my aunts find out
I'm friends with a ghost,
they'll throw a witchy fit.
I won't get to see you anymore.
And my uncles say
no self-respecting ghost
would talk to a nasty,
snaggle-toothed,
wart-ridden, hagged out --
Hey!
Oh, sorry.
So what do we do?
Hmm.
If we just got them
together somehow,
I just know that
they'd get along.
Sure, Wen, that'd work.
All we have to do
is turn your aunts into ghosts,
or my uncles into humans.
And I know just the way!
Hey, hey, everybody!
How's it going?
Guess what time it is.
It's limbo time!
Now, remember
only you can put the "Brite"
in Sunny Brite.
I'm going for a record here.
Ha. Right here.
Who thinks they can beat this?
Beat him?
My pleasure.
Awk-akk!
Awk-akk!
Aah.
Oh, cabana boy!
Can we have three more
big ones over here, please?
Sure. Just a second.
Would you like anything, honey?
Yes, the cabana boy.
Oh! Ha!
Ch, oh, and cabin boy
can you bring us back
some of those nice,
um, low-fat pretzels?
In fact, bring us a whole case.
Yeah!
A drink, please.
Here you are.
My chair. I'm thinking
I'd like it much higher.
Your chair?
Aah!
Massage here?
Oh, fabulous.
A towel, please.
Take off my shoes.
And while you're at it,
find me some nail polish.
I want you to do my toes.
I'll be right back.
Madam!
Hey, sugar-shorts,
how about a date?
Uh, December 7th, 1941.
Yeah.
I just love when
they play hard to get.
I win.
Rock smashes paper.
No, rock smashes scissors.
When did they change the rules?
It's always been that way,
Potato Head.
Anyways, paper covers rock.
So I win.
What are you two idiots doing?
Come and watch the radar.
Listen to me.
Psst! Psst!
Hey, did I spring a leak
or something?
You all call this
scouting for danger?
Yeah, dangerous Desmond.
Hmm.
Wendy!
What are you doing here?
Relax. I was really careful.
I had to tell you something.
What could possibly be
so important
that you'd risk our safety?
There's a dance tonight.
Dance?
Groovy.
The Monkey.
The Swim.
The Electric Slide.
The Funky Chicken.
Did somebody say "fried chicken?"
No, not chicken.
Hey, it could be "hunk city."
Oh, color us there.
Let's color
our little niece Wendy
straight back to her room,
solving this Desmond mess.
Now goon, scoot.
Hey, I'll hold onto this.
Goon now.
Impossible child.
Unh.
Hey, watch it.
Oh, hi, doll face!
Bye, dog face!
Look, I forgive you
about that video game thing.
Get a clue.
Hey you better be nice
or l won't take you to the dance.
Horrors!
Besides, I met someone else.
Good-looking, too.
Better than me?
Yeah, very pale, no hair,
and hangs out in cemeteries.
Look, you're going
to the dance with me,
and that's that.
Josh, you are way behind
on 90s' dating rituals,
and maybe you need to "catch up."
Aah!
Whoa!
Aah!
Get off me!
What do you think
you're doing, you little twerp?
Whoa!
Enjoy your bath, Joshy.
Nobody makes Josh Jackman
look like a geek!
Hello, Karnak.
Have you found her?
Damn. Well, then, keep looking.
Hello, Samantha.
What have you got for me?
Oh, too bad.
Oh, dang.
Mirror Boy, front and center.
Ahh. Um...
You howled?
Are you sure you don't know
where Wendy is?
It's not my fault
So don't get miffed
Finding girls just ain't my gift
But if there is one fact
That I can boast
Wendy has met
a boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
A Friendly Ghost
A friendly ghost? Yes.
Very good.
Tell the laundry
less starch this time.
Hey, that was intense.
You liked that?
Yeah. Could you teach me
some tricks like that?
Casper the Friendly Ghost
wants to scare fleshies?
Somebody pinch me.
So, uh, what'll it be, kid?
Eerie groans?
Ectoplasmic slimings?
Round-trip pizza?
Actually I was thinking...
possession.
Then you've come
to the right place,
Bulb Head,
'cause we're experts.
In fact, we hold the time record
for inhabiting fleshies.
Yeah, I know.
Except... Well...
I just read in
The Grimace Book of World Records
that someone broke it.
What?
Boys, we gotta reclaim our title.
How about
at the big dance tonight?
You're on.
Yeah.
Come on, lads.
We gotta find us
some fleshies to invade.
Let's get 'em. Come on.
Yo!
Let us slick back our pompadours
and prepare ourselves
for a little romance.
Oh, yeah, these rich resort babes,
you know, they melt
like chocolate bars
on a dashboard, am I right?
Ch, baby
Ch, yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, man.
What happened to my $20 tan?
I look-- I look sick.
Boo!
Aah!
Ch, haha.
Aah!
Ohh...
Why do I always get the fat guy?
Comin' through, pal.
Aah!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Hey, it's dark in here.
No wonder.
I went in backwards.
Wow! Oh, eeee.
Hey.
All set?
Casper?
Start the timer
Mark.
Welcome to
the greatest place in town
All you crazy swingers
gather round
It's like Grand Central Station
Try to make you wade
through this crowd
All right
Hey, babies.
It is just wall-to-wall hunks.
You know,
I think it's gonna be OK
if we take one night off
from this warlock thing.
If you wanna hear
the fattest cats I know
There is only one place you can go
If your swing
is working for you
And you can give your girl
a spin around
All right
And if you're gonna play it
You gotta play it loose
and play it loud
Time to break
some records, boys.
Let's mix and mingle a little,
shall we?
Good, I'll cover the buffet area.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoo!
Aah!
Hello, ladies.
Aah!
Hey!
Aggressive brute!
Unh.
All the girls are dressed
in swing attire
And all the dudes
are trying to inquire
The only thing they're missing
The courage that they need
to act, and how
But if you're gonna play it
You gotta play it loose
and play it loud
Let's go!
Whoa, whoa!
That's a mean guitar.
You're late.
My aunts locked me in.
Ever crawled through
a bathroom window?
No need, remember?
You better vanish.
So how's the plan?
Right on schedule.
Good fun, good food.
Good people.
Excuse me.
What...is...
that...smell?
Uh, young man...
Aah! It's me!
I--I--I smell...pretty.
Aah, must lose nice smell.
Aah!
Aah!
Oh, you're disgusting!
Sorry, lady.
Didn't know.
'Snot polite.
Ohh.
Mmm. So...
I says to him,
"What do you mean,
penguins can't fly?"
And then Nanook,
he hurls up a wad of blubber,
and he says...
"Oh, don't brush those off,
'cause you never know
when you're going to run
out of food in this joint."
That would be terrible.
Come on, hunk,
there's one of you.
And three of us --
So pick one and let's disco!
Uh, I got to go,
uh...kill some bugs.
Some-some bugs?
Wait a minute.
Oh, I, um--
Well, then call us.
We got his jacket!
We're listed.
Time for phase two.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Whoopsy-daisy
Watch out behind you.
Ahh, that's more like it.
This joint is gonna blow
the rest away
I'm gonna say it once
I'm gonna say it twice
I'm gonna say it twice
and say it proud
Maybe it's just this body,
but those chicks
look extra crispy.
Ooh, I second that emotion.
Mm. Hurt me, baby!
Yeah.
Would you like to dance, ma'am?
Scram, loser.
Can't you see
a real man approaches?
Hubba hubba! Grr!
Hi ya, Babe.
Oh, you sweet, skinny thing, you.
Oh, well...
Isn't he delicious?
I never met anyone with
such a fascinating...
earthy quality.
Oh, you take my breath away!
Aw, shucks. Let's dance.
OK.
Look, Casper,
they're really getting along.
I didn't know
We done good.
Come with me, Wendy.
There she is.
Let's see who this hunk is
that she dumped me for.
Ha ha! Whoa, Casper.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I was just wondering if --
Well, uh,
would you like to dance?
Really? Sure.
Right here?
Right now?
No. Over there.
Cool OK.
Wait a sec.
Let me change.
Wow!
You look...magical.
Whoa!
To be alone
Hold on.
With you
It is all l want
Today
The name's Boo. James Boo.
Black tie.
I'm impressed.
Shall we?
Well, here goes nothing.
I -- I don't dance very good,
especially when
someone's looking.
Hold on.
Ahh, that's better.
Don't wanna be with anyone
Anyone but you
You dance fine.
Let's just say
I'll never step on your feet.
All to myself
So you'd rather dance alone
than with me, huh?
Who's that?
Nobody important.
Sure sounds important.
Mini-doughnut?
Oh! Don't mind if l do.
Mmm...
What a fascinating aroma!
Yeah.
I was just mixing up a potion.
Lotion.
Moldy tree roots,
sour bat milk, and...
rancid garlic?
Oh! A connoisseur!
Hey, hey,
get a load of this one, huh?
Drinks are on me!
Hey, what did the pigeon
say to the statue?
- What?
- What?
"Pardon me,
but do you have any
'Gray Poop On' you?"
You're such a witty man.
Hey, whoever thought
fleshies could've been
such fun, huh?
Unh! Unh!
What?
Are you guys OK?
Yeah.
Old football injury.
Graah! It's the music!
Yeah!
We can't get that beat
out of our systems!
Oh, goody.
It's dance time!
Yaah!
Ohh -- Unh!
Hey, watch it!
Come on, Stinky!
Well, excuse me!
Hey! OK, I'll move.
Great steps.
Look at that boogie.
I can dig it.
- Oh! - Huh? -Aah!
Let's go.
Man, I love the Twist, too!
Oh!
Aah!
Oh!
This guy inside me
is really fighting!
Mine, too!
- Ohh...
- Oh...
Oh, no. It's been too long.
They're losing control.
Show us some
of those wild moves.
Oh, like this.
Hey...
Akk! Unh! Hyah!
- Oh! - Aah! -Oh!
Oh, no, Casper.
Our plan just went down in flames.
Like the Hindenberg.
Oh, gee,
we haven't had
this much fun in centuries!
Oh!
Uh, decades.
Weeks!
Excuse us, ladies.
You know, gals,
this is a match made in heaven.
I think we have
marriage material here.
Let's go!
Folks, uh, hold on here.
I think we'll just take
a little short break here,
uh, so we don't break
anything else.
Is everything OK?
Look!
Uh-oh.
Ew! Ear wax!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
- Yaah! - Ahh! -Aah!
Uh, hi, girls.
- Ghosts! - Ghosts! -Ghosts!
- Witches! - Witches! -Witches!
Uh, Wendy and I can explain.
Yeah. See, Casper came up
with this great idea.
Do you mean to tell me
that you have been
hanging around with this --
this floating roll
of toilet paper?
Yeah. Get away from her
before she gives you warts.
But we're friends!
No. No way
I will not let you
associate with this --
this puff of --
of secondhand smoke!
That's rich,
coming from a disenchanter!
Go rattle your chains!
Go peddle your potions!
Oh, make us,
you big Dairy Queen butts!
That's it!
We're coming over
and scaring
the bloomers off of you!
In the name
of the great sorcerer Nogamo,
I command:
that you turn
these spirits into bean bags!
Hey! Hey!
Now, now, just a second...
- One.
- Y-You wouldn't dare.
- Two --
- Bye.
Run away!
Three.
What was all that?
It was a bluff.
Oh.
Now, what is in
your brain, child?
Don't you understand
that ghosts are our enemies?
But Casper isn't!
He's jus --
Look, girls, we can't
hang around here anymore.
We're going to have to go
find another hiding place.
No! I like it here,
and I'm really, really sorry,
and l'll find Casper,
and l'll fix everything.
Ay --
No way, Red.
Now, march yourself
straight back into your room.
Hey, Casper,
meet me back here in five minutes.
Roger.
Ew! Witch germs!
I can't believe
I actually touched her.
You touched.
I mini-doughnuted!
Oh, I think
I'm going to blow ectoplasm.
Vacation's over, boys.
If we want to win back
our self-respect,
we got to scare
those witches out of here!
Oww!
Casper.
Ow!
Easy on the pottery.
Better go into stealth mode.
Oh, boy.
We messed up good.
No fooling.
We got to stick together, Casper.
My uncles don' twant me
near you.
They say you witches have
killer magic.
Oh, we've got it,
but I can't use it.
Come again?
OK, here's the deal.
But you promise
you cannot tell anyone.
Got it?
Cross my heart
and hope to live.
I downloaded this
off the Internet.
The Top 100 Warlocks.
At the top of the list
is this bad boy
Desmond Spellman.
He's super powerful,
and he's after me.
Why?
I haven't a clue,
but if my aunts or I
use any big magic,
he'll find us
and destroy us --
Got it?
Destroy you? How?
This is the only sure way...
besides dropping
a house on us.
It's called the Mystic Abyss,
and whatever goes in
vanishes...forever
No. He can't!
Down!
Peaches and Cream,
this party's over.
Uh, Good dog. Sit up.
- Uh, ruff-ruff!
- Good boy.
Now do you see why my aunts
can't afford a fight right now?
Wow. That's harsh.
So will you talk
to your uncles
and keep them
away from us?
Then I won't have to leave.
Please?
Well, sure, but --
You see,
I'm not very good
at standing up to them.
Casper, you've got to.
This is life or death.
Please!
Uh, sure, Wendy.
Don't worry.
I'll fix everything.
And remember,
don't say anything
about the magic.
I promise.
Huh!
This is no good.
All right, listen up.
I have something to say.
There's the little traitor.
Yeah.
Way to go, air bag.
You almost got us killed --
Again!
Aren't you jumping to conclusions?
Wake up and smell
the funeral roses.
Witches are dangerous.
So we got to attack them
before they attack us.
Now, just
a doggone minute.
I have some say in this family,
and I'm telling you to layoff!
Uh, please?
Who do you think you are?
Yeah.
We know more than you.
Those witches mean business.
Yeah. I'm not backing down.
Let's get 'em.
Right now.
Wait!
No, but -- but -- uh, listen!
Why are you protecting them?
Becausetheycan't
usetheirpowers--Ch!
What did you say?
No powers?
So the witches are helpless.
Boys, it's time
for a little revenge.
For glory!
For honor!
Formerly known as Prince!
No! Stop! I promised
nothing would hap -- Whoah!
Wait! Wait!
Let me explain--
Whoaah...
Gee...
Maybe he's sick.
He looked a little
flushed to me.
- Ha ha! - Ha ha! - Ha ha!
If it ain't the belle of the brawl.
Oh!
What do you want?
Simple, newt-breath.
This is our vacation spot, see?
So make like Michael Jackson
and beat it!
Yeah! This place
ain't big enough
for the both of us.
Huh! In fact,
it's barely big enough for me.
Never! And you guys
better get out of here before --
Well, before we turn you
into a year's supply of diapers!
We happen to know for a fact
that you broom jockeys
can't use magic.
What?
Oh, my gosh...
Casper told you!
Yeah! Put that in your cauldron
and stir it!
Listen, you don't scare us.
We scare you!
Get 'em, boys!
Aah!
Oh...
Ha ha! Missed me!
Peek-a-boo!
You leave my aunts alone!
No!
They were fast,
but l was faster
Paint these ghosts
with a coat of plaster!
Can't...move...arms...
Yo, Desmond, we got us a blip!
I've got you,
you little hex-hurler,
and l'm going
to destroy you.
It's the de-witching hour!
Heh heh heh!
Me, ruined?
By a little teen witch?
I don't think so.
Think again,
you pompous prestidigitator --
Aah!
You get your phantom fannies
out of here!
Yeah. Yeah. We're going.
What's that?
Let's go check it out.
- Wendy --
- Yes! -Yay!
You saved us!
Well, of course.
Nobody hurts my family.
Except for me.
Oh, you --
Come on, let's go.
Shh.
All right!
Wendy, Wendy, she's our lass.
She kicked those ghosts
right in the worst possible way!
Haha! Wendy rules!
Rules! Wendy rules! Yeah!
La-la-la-la, all right!
- Wendy!
- Ah, ha!
Wendy rules!
Wendy rules!
Um, excuse me, um...
I'm really flattered,
but I have to
tell you something.
Oh, come on, little Niece.
No bad news tonight.
This is your hero party.
Well, in order
to save you all,
I had to use my...wand.
Huh?
And Desmond's probably
on his way right now.
Thanks a lot, loser.
Start packing.
Oh...
Nnggh!
Way to go, Wendy
It's not a fruit
or a vegetable.
The tomato is a berry.
Right, and
your old man's E.T.,
'cause you ain't
from this planet.
Go ahead.
Ignore my wealth of knowledge.
Shut up, you two.
When I'm through
with these witches,
I'm going to
turn the two of you
into milkshakes.
Ha ha!
Ooh...
Whoa!
Right.
Eww!
Wendy! Wendy, my uncles
are on their way over--
Thanks for the warning,
but they've already
paid their respects.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
And how did they know
that my aunts couldn't
fight back, hmm?
Wendy, I --
Is this your idea of
making things better,
by breaking promises?
By giving away secrets?
How could you?
I thought you were my friend.
I am!
Wendy just let me explain --
No! And I never want
to see you again!
Now, beat it
before I turn you
into a bean bag chair!
Wendy I --
No! Just -- Just leave.
Wow. Yeah! Cool!
It's that kid again.
So cool...
Wendy never let me
play with her wand
She must like him
more than me.
Wait till I get my hands
on that little shrimp.
This is all his fault.
I normally like
to get plastered.
Way to go, dish rag.
You led us right into a trap.
Yeah.
Those broomstick bimbos
disgraced us.
I messed up everything.
You can say that again.
I'm talking about the witches.
This warlock's coming after them,
and now they've got
to run for their lives.
These people are in big trouble,
and they need our help.
Us help witches?
No way!
No how!
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
You know,
you three like to act nasty
and talk big and be selfish,
but tonight,
you did something
I'm never going
to let you forget.
You cared about those witches.
Yeah, well...
we was just pretending.
Go...
and search the cabins.
Come on, Red, we got
to put some sky behind us.
But I got to find my wand.
I just had it right here.
Look, forget about it, OK?
Look, it's nothing but trouble.
But I have to look --
No, you don't have to look.
But what about my powers?
No buts, all right?
Let's go.
Witches, are we ready?
But I have to --
Here's your broom.
Be quiet.
Let's try that one over there.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
You get that TV
you wanted?
- It's them!
- Oh!
Let's fly out the window.
No, we can't!
They'll spot us.
Well, what are
we going to do?
I have an idea!
What do you want a TV for?
I don't need a TV.
I got the pictures
in my brain -- Ow!
Hey.
We're walking here!
Hey, you see
any witches around here?
- No habla lngles.
- No. - No.
Are they following?
No. I think we made it.
Yes?
They went that way.
Thank you.
Baaa.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute!
Let's get rid
of this garb, OK?
OK.
1... 2... 3...
OK, let's go.
Come on.
Hurry.
Leaving so soon?
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah! -Aah!
Go!
Move it, move it --
Hurry. Oh.
Oh, hurry.
- Ohh --
- Oh.
Ch, no.
La la la-la la
- Aah!
- Aah!
Hey!
Sit down.
Yeah.
You're the big, bad Wendy, eh?
Yeah.
And you're the geek
who's been hounding me.
What do you want,
my lunch money?
It's like this, kiddo.
The Oracle said
that you are
a greater witch than I.
- Her? - Her? - Her?
That's what l said
But then the Oracle
is never wrong.
Are you?
No, sir.
Never wrong.
I had a devil
of a time finding you.
How did you live
without magic so long?
Well, we cut down
on between-meal spells and --
Stop it.
It's none of his business.
No matter.
You'll soon be out of my hair.
By the way,
how does it look?
Nary a one out of place.
Thank you.
Wait! If you're mad at me,
why punish them?
If l get rid of you,
I can't very well
leave relatives behind
who'll want revenge,
now, can I?
Won't take a minute.
Hold it right there, bucko!
Bucko?
Casper, you came back.
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
- Help.
- That's right.
The Oracle mentioned a ghost.
But never mentioned one so puny.
You leave Wendy alone!
A ghost defending a witch?
Now I've seen everything.
Aah! Omph!
Stop hurting him!
Oh, my.
How very, very...
sickening.
If l hadn't lost my wand,
I'd knock that smirk
right off your face.
Yes. Too bad, isn't it?
Casper! No!
- Ha ha ha.
- No!
Man, this is getting monotonous.
Wendy's wand.
Let's see how snotty
you are without your stick,
Miss I'm-Too-Good-For-You!
Normally, it's against mypolicy
to scare people.
But this is an emergency.
- Aah!
- Aah!
My, that was cleansing.
From the halls of Kukaluma,
to the shores of Xanadee,
I call upon the dark forces
of yadda, yadda, yadda.
By the power vested in me
etcetera, etcetera,
open the Door of Dread.
Behold, the Mystic Abyss.
Once a victim enters,
she never comes out;
convenient, eh?
- Wendy!
- Casper!
Ta-da!
Stop him!
You flying pillow case,
come here!
Casper, come on.
Over here.
Hurry.
This what you're looking for?
That was not bad.
But not nearly as powerful as me.
Help! Help!
Wendy!
Hang on, Little Red!
Aah! Help me!
Hold on, we're coming.
Hang on, Little Red!
No! Wait!
Not so fast.
Wendy!
Aaah!
Help me!
My work's done here.
You ain't going nowhere.
They're gonna trap Wendy!
Wendy!
Casper!
Aah! Casper, please help!
Casper, I'm so sorry
I doubted you.
Forget that. Just hang on!
Keep pulling!
Silly spice and everything nice...
I'm a little tea pot,
short and stout
Here is my handle,
here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
watch me shout
Tip me over
and pour me out
Witches one,
witches all,
let's get Desmond after all.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You mussed my hair
I've been itching to show off.
Ah, I'm a man.
I'm a French dish.
Ugh! I'm repulsive.
Ha ha ha.
Let's get out of this.
Now you're going
to be fertilizer.
Ooh!
Noo!
Have a nice trip.
See you next fall.
Give me that, you little witch.
Wendy's still in there!
So is Casper.
Hang on, Wendy!
We're coming to get you.
We'll get the door,
you grab the kids.
Casper!
Aah!
Help!
Help me, Casper!
Come on. Help me.
Pull! Pull!
Hold on,Wendy!
Hang on.
We're coming to get you.
1, 2, 3...
Wendy. Wendy. Little Red.
Wendy.
Little Red, are you OK?
Aw, come on, Little Wart.
Wendy, are you OK?
You can make it.
Oh, Wendy.
Mm-hmm.
Give mea hug and I will be.
Oh.
I love you.
Wendy, you're OK.
I knew you wouldn't bail.
Yeah, well, we figured
we couldn't let you
have all the fun.
Let's go get some breakfast.
Yeah,
French toast drowning in syrup.
Do you know
what they call
French toast in Paris?
Uh, toast?
No.
They call it Pain Perdu.
Means lost bread
Because, see, they use
the old bread from yesterday --
My sisters and I want to, um,
thonk, um, thang,
uh, think, uh...
Thank. My sisters and I
want to thank you...
for everything
you've done for us.
Well, OK
But don't expect it
all the time.
Yeah, yeah, don't rush me.
And I wanted to say
we sorta didn't mind
getting to know you hags,
uh, gals.
Really? Thanks.
Attention, please. Listen.
Here is the latest.
Desmond is now gone,
and Wendy is greatest.
Her?
She's the greatest witch?
She did something
no other can boast.
This little witch
befriended a ghost.
So Wendy you're the greatest.
It is her l select.
Someday she'll be queen,
so show some respect.
Yes.
Hail, Wendy.
We always knew you had it in you.
Yea! Wendy for president!
Well, girls,
I think it's time we get going.
Let's take another shot
at that paperboy.
Sorry.
The judges won't accept
that answer.
Oh, sorry, Wendy.
On your brooms.
To the air.
Wendy, wait.
So, you're leaving, huh?
Us, too.
Guess this is good-bye.
Yeah, I guess.
Listen, I just wanted to say...
I'm really gonna miss you.
Next week
you'll save some other girl
from a swirling vortex of doom
and you'll forget all about me.
Hey we really shook
things up, didn't we?
From now on, people are going
to treat us differently
Maybe.
Don't worry, they will.
Let's go.
Good-bye, Ghost boy.
1, 2, 3, away!
No, no, no,
Junior Counselors-In-Training,
you've gotta hold
the bar level
so that guests
can get under it.
You two born yesterday?
You know, after this guy,
I'm beginning
to miss Desmond.
Ah, it's a living.
Yeah.
You know, I really like
doing Casper's chores,
don't you? It's fun.
It's helpful.
It's been a hard day's night.
So long,
Sunny Brite Resort.
It's been real...
friendly.Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ah, ha ha ha!
Yee-ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Wowee, that ball is...
out of here!
A grand slam!
Yeah!
Unbelievable!
In your face!
Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!
Show me something
to top that!
Did you see that?
Wow.
They're back.
Quick, give me the camera.
Oh, yeah.
Your mother's
never gonna believe this.
Greetings, Earthling.
Can you direct me to
the Roswell Chili Cookoff?
'Cause I'm a little low on gas!
Ha ha ha ha!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Yaaa ha ha ha!
Wide load comin' through.
Run for your lives!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ohh...
Ohhhh!
Get away from me!
Hey, batboy.
Strike one.
Strike two.
3, 4, 5, 6!
You're out!
It looks like your bat's
been to spring training.
Ha ha ha!
Aah!
Hey, ain't it time
for the seventh inning stretch?
Aaahhhh!
Aaahhh! Aah!
It's raining dogs and dogs.
Bombs away.
Ha ha ha!
Chill, folks.
You don't have to be scared.
See, I'm Casper, the Friendly...
- Ghost! - Ghost! -Ghost!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Boys,we done good.
I think it's time
we had a long rest.
Rest? You mean,
like "in peace"?
No!
In the Catskills.
Ooh, a vacation?
Certainly
Show me three ghosts
who deserve it more.
Uh, you mean four, right?
Oh, right, of course,
short-sheet.
Can't leave you out.
Otherwise, who'd
carry our luggage?
- Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha, very funny.
You've reached the home
of Desmond Spellman.
Hi, I'm calling from
the International Children's Fund,
and we're asking
generous people like you
to donate any --
Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
Oracle of the Mirror,
show yourself.
You summoned?
Ha ha ha!
Don't take that tone with me.
You're a slave of the mirror,
and the mirror belongs
to the greatest witch of all --
Moi.
Yes, Master
Command me as you will.
Very well.
Give me the stock quotes,
the, uh, weather,
and the witch rankings.
Here is your news.
The skies are blue,
the Dow Industrials
are up by two,
you've been the greatest
for year after year,
but as of today
you have something to fear.
Haha!
What?
Who could be greater
than Desmond Spellman?
Wendy --Ooh--
the good little witch.
Good witch?
There's no such animal.
It is true, all the same,
on this you can bank.
Unless you act now,
you will forfeit your rank.
She's just a little child.
What's so dangerous about her?
Humble, yes, but in exile,
she'll change,
thanks to the help
of an ally most strange.
If witches and spirits
unite as friends,
she will be the greatest,
and your power will end.
Don't try to scare me,
you cheap antique.
Just, uh...
tell me how to get rid
of this little mall rat.
There's no adios
to compare with this --
behold!
The dreaded Mystic Abyss.
Human or witch
or creature not mortal,
all will be lost when
they step through this portal
Hahaha!
Perfect.
Ahhh...
Ah.
Ahhh.
Hey, you're lookin' good, Jules.
Back at ya.
I want you to go
to this address
and bring me this brat.
She's living in the country
with her aunts.
Ah, must bean aunt farm.
Ha ha ha!
I don't want any slip ups.
You think you can handle this?
No sweat.
Mornings would be better
if they happened
in the afternoon.
Oh,yeah.
He's coming.
Where did I put it?
Ch, right.
Thanks.
Yes.
Yikes, my pajamas!
Uh, Wendy's outside.
Don't bother me now.
Just keep watching.
OK, OK.
I'm the original Spice Girl.
Did you put in
enough belladonna?
Speaking of belladonna,
I once knew one.
A Donna, that is.
She had two kids,
so I guess that makes her
a "Ma, Donna." You get it?
Madonna?
Ooh, all right,
I'll shut up.
Fanny, status report.
Shh! I'm looking
for the paperboy.
Well?
Well what?
Is he coming?
Who?
The paperboy!
Good idea. Gert, I'm gonna
go look for him right now.
Ohh, God!
What did I do
to deserve sisters like this?
Well, let's see.
You invented mildew,
morning breath...
foot fungus.
Ha ha ha.
Hi.
Hi.
Ahoy, the paperboy.
OK, let's get going.
Thanks.
Oh! Hee hee hee!
Aah!Aaaaahhhh!
Aah! Stop it, stop it!
Help me! Aaahhhh!
Aaahhhh!
Hey, how do you like
them rotten apples?
Aah! Go away!
Now, that's "Hard Copy."
Weirdos.
Youre all weirdos.
How could you do that?!
No wonder I don't have any friends.
Oh, really?
Well, I don't like the way
he flings our paper.
Then just tell him.
Please, talk to the hand,
because the witches
ain't listening.
But --
Wendy-poo,
wake up and smell the potion.
I mean, we're witches,
for goodness'' sake.
We don't explain.
We get even.
You mean, like this?
Little smarty-bloomers, eh?
Makes you love me
all the more, huh?
We dont have to love ya.
Were family.
Yeah,we're stuck with ya.
[Vincent]
Not to worry, ladies.
Were gonna take her
off your hands.
Butt out, Bozo,
before I turn you into a newt.
Aww, and here I thought
Desmond Spellman
told me that you was
gonna be so cooperative.
Ohhh...
D-D-D--
De-Desmond Spellman?
Do I look like
a speech therapist to you?
Then why are you stammering?
Leave her alone,you big goon!
Ahh! I'll take
Mouthy Little Witches
for 500.
And you hit the Daily Double.
- Aah!
- Ohh!
Yaaah!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
Aaahhh!
Aah!Aah!
Ohh, now, run, come on!
Hurry up!
We got ya now, kid.
Oh!
Gosh,where are my manners?
Let me make you feel
right at home.
Of all the witches
in the world,
we had to get one
with a sense of humor.
Hurry up!
Uh-oh. Someone's
been working out.
Get your things and let's go.
Let's go.
Get your broom.
Hey you, come back here!
Oh, yeah, let's not
and say we did.
I almost got her.
Whew!
Well, I got us out
of that one, girls.
You?!
Why are those guys after Wendy?
Ask her.
I don't even know who they are.
You heard them.
They were sent by
Desmond Spellman.
Who's he?
He's trouble,
and you got us into it.
Yeah, Wendy
and it's all your fault.
Thanks a heap.
Wow, check it out.
Man, this place has everything
but my reservation.
Ahhh, I feel my ectoplasm
relaxin' already.
This is gonna be some vacation.
They must've thought
I was a pack mule
in another life.
Quit dawdling, Bulb Head.
Oh, Honeycakes,
this is gonna be
just so ab-fab.
Only the best
for the Bradshaws.
Ohhh.
Hey, this cabin looks nice.
Yeah, and it's empty, too.
Ohh.
Hey, knock it off, you guys.
There's already someone here.
Where?
I don't see anyone.
Do you?
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Thanks for your hospitality.
See ya!
Ha ha ha!
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
Hahaha!
Boy, I can't believe you guys.
Do you have something
to share, young Casper?
Pray, do tell us.
I just thought m-maybe
you could -- Heh --
try to be a little more...
you know, friendly.
Good advice, Casper.
I thinkl speak for all of us
when I say...
drop dead!
The only good fleshie
is a scared fleshie.
But why do you scare them?
'Cause they can't scare back.
Except for witches.
Oohhhh!
What's wrong with witches?
Wake up and smell the coffin.
Witches are fleshies with power.
Yeah.
Oooh.
Now go unpack the stuff,
Washcloth.
Jeez Louise.
Whata bunch of grumps.
Ahhh, this is the afterlife.
Witches!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
Hello, everybody,
I'm Larry Tollby.
I'm the social director
here at Sunny Brite.
How ya doin'?
OK, great.
Hey, did you hear the one
about the roof?
It's over your head.
Hey, look out, Robin Hood.
Archery 2:00.
Were we followed?
No, I think we're safe.
Are you sure this is
a good place to hide?
Desmond will never
find us in this place.
Oh, ladies.
Larry the Legend.
No, thank you.
Do you see?
This place, this dump
is disgustingly cheery.
I mean, we're miles
from nowhere.
We're definitely
all gonna blend in.
Yeah.
Aren't you ladies a little old
to be Trick-or-Treating?
Excuse me?
If it weren't for those hats,
you'd be totally pointless.
Ibbity...
Bibbity...
Fibbity--
Stop!
We're in hiding, remember?
Ohh.
Witches.
Yo!
Hi, Sugar.
Cabin for four.
Maybe with a spare room
in case I want to
entertain some guests.
I'm very sorry, ladies,
but I just gave
my last cabin
to that woman.
What, you mean, you don't
have any more vagrancies--
I mean, vagran-vagran-
vacan-vancan --
You don't have
any rooms here?
Not unless that woman
decides to move out.
Aunt Gert, don't --
don't you dare.
I've haaad
a chaaange of mind
Good-bye.
We're not goatish.
Bellbag, uh...
Bellboy please.
The bags to the top of the stairs.
You know, girls,
I think that old bag was right.
We definitely don't blend in.
Huh.
Wardrobe change.
I be witchin'!
That out fit,
you stick out
like a sore thumb.
Let's get inside.
Hold up.
Wait, wait.
Hi, I'm Josh.
You've probably heard of me.
I'm Wendy.
When'd you get here?
About a week ago.
Do you like it?
Kinda boring.
Until now.
Now, listen, Niece.
Desmond Spellman
is after you.
For some reason,
we're caught up in this.
Now, I don't want you
talking to anybody
until we figure out
how to get out of this jam.
Mmm.
Jam.
Mmm.
But why are we running
from this Desmond guy?
Why don't we just
all go confront him?
Better to confront
a nuclear missile.
Now, listen, missy.
This guy is trouble,
and he's after us.
No, Mirror Boy
I'm not going to let
some teen spell slinger
upstage me.
Tell me again
about the hash part.
It's minced corned beef
and potatoes.
You mix'em together, see?
And then you cook it
till it's nice --
Where have you been?
Uh, well, this diner
had a breakfast special,
see, and --
Where is Wendy?
Uh,she gave us the slip.
Great.
I'm going to have to go to plan "B."
Whoa.
Observe.
Now, if those witless witches
use any high-level magic,
this little gizmo
will pinpoint their location.
Now, watch.
What kind of potatoes?
Well, usually
you use the russets.
Watch!
Smells like something
died around here.
I thought you'd never notice.
Aah!
That wasn't very nice.
Thanks!
Now hold this
whilst I load you up
with delectables.
Great. Check out Casper,
the phantom food felon.
You want some cheese
with that whine?
Just clam up and carry
the food, Bulb Head.
Unh.
It's too dang cheery in here.
Yes, these floral prints
are just killing my sinuses.
Let's fix this place up.
You gonna help, little
Miss Goody-Two-Spells,
or you just gonna
type all day?
I know, you cast the spells,
and I'll run them through
my spell checker!
Ha ha. Get it?
Spell checker.
Hardy-har-har.
For your information,
I'm looking up Desmond Spellman
on the Internet.
Maybe, just maybe,
I can find some answers.
Well, check out
my new website.
Ooh, that's great!
That's great!
So are we going
to redecorate or what?
All right. Witches one...
Witches all...
Zippity-zappity,
let's get that wall.
Good, good.
Now let's get that wall.
All right.
Now the back.
Excellent.
Wonderful.
Great.
Let's see, uh...
Check it out!
What?
Yes! It's them!
Quickly, write down
the coordinates.
Sorry.
Wait! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Hey! What?!
Stop it! Stop it!
Aah!
What? No!
No, no! Come back!
You...come...back!
Shh! All right.
I think we're safe.
Right. Not if you're
on the bottom.
Yeah, what's the big idea?
Big magic sends big static!
You mean Desmond
could have found us?
Faster than a Lo-Jack.
Now, from now on, we all
have to be very, very careful.
But I can't even tie
my own shoelaces without magic,
or do my algebra,
or-or brush my teeth,
or play the glockenspiel.
Relax, all right.
We can still do little stuff --
pranks, rashes --
we just can't do
the big stuff anymore.
Well, wait a minute.
If we have to quit,
so does she!
Hey!
Right, no more wand-y Wendy
Give it over, come on.
Cough it up.
Come on.
Fine. I'm wand-free.
This is much
too powerful for you.
Good. Now, I think
that we should go out
and do a little scouting,
in case Desmond
sent some of his spies.
We'll start at the pool.
OK.
The pool!
I'll get my swimsuit!
No way, Red.
You're not taking one step
outside this cabin.
Yeah! If Desmond finds you,
he'll turn us all
into pumpkin guts.
Yes, and don't trust anyone.
Man, I'm starting to feel
like I'm in
the Witches' Protection Program.
You got it, squirt.
Now stay!
Hey, Fatso! Stretch! Wake up.
We broughta snack.
Aah. Snack! I'm there.
Yeah, I'm starvin' to death...
in a manner of speaking.
Oh, yumbo!
It's delightful.
It's deluxe.
It's the last you'll see of it!
Uncle Fatso, what happened?
Yeah, you look like
a hot air balloon!
Huh? Aah! A sun burn!
Ehh, don't sweat it.
We'll bleach you out after lunch.
Now, let's eat.
Wait. No napkins.
Favorite Nephew,
will you dothe honors?
You scarfed everything.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We left the wrappers.
You three always do this.
Do what?
Huh?
Ah, well...I mean, uh...
Nevermind.
Gee, I thinkwe hurt his feelings.
Man,whycan't I stand up
tothoseguys?
This vacation stinks.
It isn't fair.
It isn'tfair.
Yo, Josh, catch.
Hey, man, what's up?
Josh!
Josh! Hi there.
Too bad! You lose!
Crud! Thanks for messin' me up.
Oh, hi. Got a quarter?
Sorry.
No problem.
Hey, jerk.
This is my game!
Excuse me.
Quit it!
Hey, that wasn't very nice.
Watch me wipe out
these commanders!
Yeah, nuke'em, wax'em, fry'em!
Josh, uh...
I really needed
to talk to someone
and I thought --
Eat hot laser, you wimps.
And I thought
maybe you could --
Can't you see I'm going
for a high score?
Yeah, take a hike.
You jerks.
Hey!
Aah! I just wanted
someone to talk to!
Join the club.
A ghost!
Don't you come any closer, you!
No, no, wait!
I won't hurt you.
I'm warning you,
I've got a wand,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
Aah! A witch!
A witch!
Ah...
Are-Are you really
a-a w-w-witch?
Yeah. What of it?
Nothing. I just didn't
know witches were so...
Cute.
You think so?
Well, you're a ghost.
I was always told ghosts were...
spooky and mean, you know?
Most of us are, I guess.
But not me!
In fact, I'm friendly.
My aunts say,
"Never trust what you can't see."
But you can see me.
And I certainly can see you.
I'm Wendy.
I'm Casper.
Can you sit?
Abso-spookin'-lutely.
Do you have, like, horrific,
ghostly super powers?
Brace yourself...
for terror!
And what about you?
Can you really do magic
like David Copperfield?
Are you kidding?
He eats my pixie dust.
Watch this. Ah, ha.
Will you settle
forsomething small?
Sure.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ha ha. Sweet!
I can't believe my uncles
are so wrong
about witches.
There are other ghosts here?
Yeah, but all they ever
want to do
is scare people
and boss me around.
Tell me about it.
My aunts treat me
like I'm a nobody.
Guess we have a lot
in common, huh?
So, Wendy wanna do something?
Well, I'm sorta grounded, but...
let's have some fun!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Casper, come on.
Aah, aah, ooh!
Cannonball!
Ohh!
It's Desmond!
Help! I'm melting!
No, you're not.
Oh, I'm not.
I guess I'm not. Well...
Having a bad airday?
Casper?
Yeah?
I know this is gonna sound
really lame and all, but...
Whoa! This has been
the best day of my life.
Me, too.
Well, except for the life part.
It doesn't make any sense!
I have no friends, none.
And my family treats me
like I'm sludge.
I hear that.
And then you come along,
and I finally feel like
I'm somebody.
But I'm supposed to hate you.
Ch, it doesn't make any sense.
But we still are friends, right?
Wendy, friends doesn't come close
to describing how I feel.
Wait a second!
If my aunts find out
I'm friends with a ghost,
they'll throw a witchy fit.
I won't get to see you anymore.
And my uncles say
no self-respecting ghost
would talk to a nasty,
snaggle-toothed,
wart-ridden, hagged out --
Hey!
Oh, sorry.
So what do we do?
Hmm.
If we just got them
together somehow,
I just know that
they'd get along.
Sure, Wen, that'd work.
All we have to do
is turn your aunts into ghosts,
or my uncles into humans.
And I know just the way!
Hey, hey, everybody!
How's it going?
Guess what time it is.
It's limbo time!
Now, remember
only you can put the "Brite"
in Sunny Brite.
I'm going for a record here.
Ha. Right here.
Who thinks they can beat this?
Beat him?
My pleasure.
Awk-akk!
Awk-akk!
Aah.
Oh, cabana boy!
Can we have three more
big ones over here, please?
Sure. Just a second.
Would you like anything, honey?
Yes, the cabana boy.
Oh! Ha!
Ch, oh, and cabin boy
can you bring us back
some of those nice,
um, low-fat pretzels?
In fact, bring us a whole case.
Yeah!
A drink, please.
Here you are.
My chair. I'm thinking
I'd like it much higher.
Your chair?
Aah!
Massage here?
Oh, fabulous.
A towel, please.
Take off my shoes.
And while you're at it,
find me some nail polish.
I want you to do my toes.
I'll be right back.
Madam!
Hey, sugar-shorts,
how about a date?
Uh, December 7th, 1941.
Yeah.
I just love when
they play hard to get.
I win.
Rock smashes paper.
No, rock smashes scissors.
When did they change the rules?
It's always been that way,
Potato Head.
Anyways, paper covers rock.
So I win.
What are you two idiots doing?
Come and watch the radar.
Listen to me.
Psst! Psst!
Hey, did I spring a leak
or something?
You all call this
scouting for danger?
Yeah, dangerous Desmond.
Hmm.
Wendy!
What are you doing here?
Relax. I was really careful.
I had to tell you something.
What could possibly be
so important
that you'd risk our safety?
There's a dance tonight.
Dance?
Groovy.
The Monkey.
The Swim.
The Electric Slide.
The Funky Chicken.
Did somebody say "fried chicken?"
No, not chicken.
Hey, it could be "hunk city."
Oh, color us there.
Let's color
our little niece Wendy
straight back to her room,
solving this Desmond mess.
Now goon, scoot.
Hey, I'll hold onto this.
Goon now.
Impossible child.
Unh.
Hey, watch it.
Oh, hi, doll face!
Bye, dog face!
Look, I forgive you
about that video game thing.
Get a clue.
Hey you better be nice
or l won't take you to the dance.
Horrors!
Besides, I met someone else.
Good-looking, too.
Better than me?
Yeah, very pale, no hair,
and hangs out in cemeteries.
Look, you're going
to the dance with me,
and that's that.
Josh, you are way behind
on 90s' dating rituals,
and maybe you need to "catch up."
Aah!
Whoa!
Aah!
Get off me!
What do you think
you're doing, you little twerp?
Whoa!
Enjoy your bath, Joshy.
Nobody makes Josh Jackman
look like a geek!
Hello, Karnak.
Have you found her?
Damn. Well, then, keep looking.
Hello, Samantha.
What have you got for me?
Oh, too bad.
Oh, dang.
Mirror Boy, front and center.
Ahh. Um...
You howled?
Are you sure you don't know
where Wendy is?
It's not my fault
So don't get miffed
Finding girls just ain't my gift
But if there is one fact
That I can boast
Wendy has met
a boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
A Friendly Ghost
A friendly ghost? Yes.
Very good.
Tell the laundry
less starch this time.
Hey, that was intense.
You liked that?
Yeah. Could you teach me
some tricks like that?
Casper the Friendly Ghost
wants to scare fleshies?
Somebody pinch me.
So, uh, what'll it be, kid?
Eerie groans?
Ectoplasmic slimings?
Round-trip pizza?
Actually I was thinking...
possession.
Then you've come
to the right place,
Bulb Head,
'cause we're experts.
In fact, we hold the time record
for inhabiting fleshies.
Yeah, I know.
Except... Well...
I just read in
The Grimace Book of World Records
that someone broke it.
What?
Boys, we gotta reclaim our title.
How about
at the big dance tonight?
You're on.
Yeah.
Come on, lads.
We gotta find us
some fleshies to invade.
Let's get 'em. Come on.
Yo!
Let us slick back our pompadours
and prepare ourselves
for a little romance.
Oh, yeah, these rich resort babes,
you know, they melt
like chocolate bars
on a dashboard, am I right?
Ch, baby
Ch, yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, man.
What happened to my $20 tan?
I look-- I look sick.
Boo!
Aah!
Ch, haha.
Aah!
Ohh...
Why do I always get the fat guy?
Comin' through, pal.
Aah!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Hey, it's dark in here.
No wonder.
I went in backwards.
Wow! Oh, eeee.
Hey.
All set?
Casper?
Start the timer
Mark.
Welcome to
the greatest place in town
All you crazy swingers
gather round
It's like Grand Central Station
Try to make you wade
through this crowd
All right
Hey, babies.
It is just wall-to-wall hunks.
You know,
I think it's gonna be OK
if we take one night off
from this warlock thing.
If you wanna hear
the fattest cats I know
There is only one place you can go
If your swing
is working for you
And you can give your girl
a spin around
All right
And if you're gonna play it
You gotta play it loose
and play it loud
Time to break
some records, boys.
Let's mix and mingle a little,
shall we?
Good, I'll cover the buffet area.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoo!
Aah!
Hello, ladies.
Aah!
Hey!
Aggressive brute!
Unh.
All the girls are dressed
in swing attire
And all the dudes
are trying to inquire
The only thing they're missing
The courage that they need
to act, and how
But if you're gonna play it
You gotta play it loose
and play it loud
Let's go!
Whoa, whoa!
That's a mean guitar.
You're late.
My aunts locked me in.
Ever crawled through
a bathroom window?
No need, remember?
You better vanish.
So how's the plan?
Right on schedule.
Good fun, good food.
Good people.
Excuse me.
What...is...
that...smell?
Uh, young man...
Aah! It's me!
I--I--I smell...pretty.
Aah, must lose nice smell.
Aah!
Aah!
Oh, you're disgusting!
Sorry, lady.
Didn't know.
'Snot polite.
Ohh.
Mmm. So...
I says to him,
"What do you mean,
penguins can't fly?"
And then Nanook,
he hurls up a wad of blubber,
and he says...
"Oh, don't brush those off,
'cause you never know
when you're going to run
out of food in this joint."
That would be terrible.
Come on, hunk,
there's one of you.
And three of us --
So pick one and let's disco!
Uh, I got to go,
uh...kill some bugs.
Some-some bugs?
Wait a minute.
Oh, I, um--
Well, then call us.
We got his jacket!
We're listed.
Time for phase two.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
Whoopsy-daisy
Watch out behind you.
Ahh, that's more like it.
This joint is gonna blow
the rest away
I'm gonna say it once
I'm gonna say it twice
I'm gonna say it twice
and say it proud
Maybe it's just this body,
but those chicks
look extra crispy.
Ooh, I second that emotion.
Mm. Hurt me, baby!
Yeah.
Would you like to dance, ma'am?
Scram, loser.
Can't you see
a real man approaches?
Hubba hubba! Grr!
Hi ya, Babe.
Oh, you sweet, skinny thing, you.
Oh, well...
Isn't he delicious?
I never met anyone with
such a fascinating...
earthy quality.
Oh, you take my breath away!
Aw, shucks. Let's dance.
OK.
Look, Casper,
they're really getting along.
I didn't know
We done good.
Come with me, Wendy.
There she is.
Let's see who this hunk is
that she dumped me for.
Ha ha! Whoa, Casper.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I was just wondering if --
Well, uh,
would you like to dance?
Really? Sure.
Right here?
Right now?
No. Over there.
Cool OK.
Wait a sec.
Let me change.
Wow!
You look...magical.
Whoa!
To be alone
Hold on.
With you
It is all l want
Today
The name's Boo. James Boo.
Black tie.
I'm impressed.
Shall we?
Well, here goes nothing.
I -- I don't dance very good,
especially when
someone's looking.
Hold on.
Ahh, that's better.
Don't wanna be with anyone
Anyone but you
You dance fine.
Let's just say
I'll never step on your feet.
All to myself
So you'd rather dance alone
than with me, huh?
Who's that?
Nobody important.
Sure sounds important.
Mini-doughnut?
Oh! Don't mind if l do.
Mmm...
What a fascinating aroma!
Yeah.
I was just mixing up a potion.
Lotion.
Moldy tree roots,
sour bat milk, and...
rancid garlic?
Oh! A connoisseur!
Hey, hey,
get a load of this one, huh?
Drinks are on me!
Hey, what did the pigeon
say to the statue?
- What?
- What?
"Pardon me,
but do you have any
'Gray Poop On' you?"
You're such a witty man.
Hey, whoever thought
fleshies could've been
such fun, huh?
Unh! Unh!
What?
Are you guys OK?
Yeah.
Old football injury.
Graah! It's the music!
Yeah!
We can't get that beat
out of our systems!
Oh, goody.
It's dance time!
Yaah!
Ohh -- Unh!
Hey, watch it!
Come on, Stinky!
Well, excuse me!
Hey! OK, I'll move.
Great steps.
Look at that boogie.
I can dig it.
- Oh! - Huh? -Aah!
Let's go.
Man, I love the Twist, too!
Oh!
Aah!
Oh!
This guy inside me
is really fighting!
Mine, too!
- Ohh...
- Oh...
Oh, no. It's been too long.
They're losing control.
Show us some
of those wild moves.
Oh, like this.
Hey...
Akk! Unh! Hyah!
- Oh! - Aah! -Oh!
Oh, no, Casper.
Our plan just went down in flames.
Like the Hindenberg.
Oh, gee,
we haven't had
this much fun in centuries!
Oh!
Uh, decades.
Weeks!
Excuse us, ladies.
You know, gals,
this is a match made in heaven.
I think we have
marriage material here.
Let's go!
Folks, uh, hold on here.
I think we'll just take
a little short break here,
uh, so we don't break
anything else.
Is everything OK?
Look!
Uh-oh.
Ew! Ear wax!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah!
- Yaah! - Ahh! -Aah!
Uh, hi, girls.
- Ghosts! - Ghosts! -Ghosts!
- Witches! - Witches! -Witches!
Uh, Wendy and I can explain.
Yeah. See, Casper came up
with this great idea.
Do you mean to tell me
that you have been
hanging around with this --
this floating roll
of toilet paper?
Yeah. Get away from her
before she gives you warts.
But we're friends!
No. No way
I will not let you
associate with this --
this puff of --
of secondhand smoke!
That's rich,
coming from a disenchanter!
Go rattle your chains!
Go peddle your potions!
Oh, make us,
you big Dairy Queen butts!
That's it!
We're coming over
and scaring
the bloomers off of you!
In the name
of the great sorcerer Nogamo,
I command:
that you turn
these spirits into bean bags!
Hey! Hey!
Now, now, just a second...
- One.
- Y-You wouldn't dare.
- Two --
- Bye.
Run away!
Three.
What was all that?
It was a bluff.
Oh.
Now, what is in
your brain, child?
Don't you understand
that ghosts are our enemies?
But Casper isn't!
He's jus --
Look, girls, we can't
hang around here anymore.
We're going to have to go
find another hiding place.
No! I like it here,
and I'm really, really sorry,
and l'll find Casper,
and l'll fix everything.
Ay --
No way, Red.
Now, march yourself
straight back into your room.
Hey, Casper,
meet me back here in five minutes.
Roger.
Ew! Witch germs!
I can't believe
I actually touched her.
You touched.
I mini-doughnuted!
Oh, I think
I'm going to blow ectoplasm.
Vacation's over, boys.
If we want to win back
our self-respect,
we got to scare
those witches out of here!
Oww!
Casper.
Ow!
Easy on the pottery.
Better go into stealth mode.
Oh, boy.
We messed up good.
No fooling.
We got to stick together, Casper.
My uncles don' twant me
near you.
They say you witches have
killer magic.
Oh, we've got it,
but I can't use it.
Come again?
OK, here's the deal.
But you promise
you cannot tell anyone.
Got it?
Cross my heart
and hope to live.
I downloaded this
off the Internet.
The Top 100 Warlocks.
At the top of the list
is this bad boy
Desmond Spellman.
He's super powerful,
and he's after me.
Why?
I haven't a clue,
but if my aunts or I
use any big magic,
he'll find us
and destroy us --
Got it?
Destroy you? How?
This is the only sure way...
besides dropping
a house on us.
It's called the Mystic Abyss,
and whatever goes in
vanishes...forever
No. He can't!
Down!
Peaches and Cream,
this party's over.
Uh, Good dog. Sit up.
- Uh, ruff-ruff!
- Good boy.
Now do you see why my aunts
can't afford a fight right now?
Wow. That's harsh.
So will you talk
to your uncles
and keep them
away from us?
Then I won't have to leave.
Please?
Well, sure, but --
You see,
I'm not very good
at standing up to them.
Casper, you've got to.
This is life or death.
Please!
Uh, sure, Wendy.
Don't worry.
I'll fix everything.
And remember,
don't say anything
about the magic.
I promise.
Huh!
This is no good.
All right, listen up.
I have something to say.
There's the little traitor.
Yeah.
Way to go, air bag.
You almost got us killed --
Again!
Aren't you jumping to conclusions?
Wake up and smell
the funeral roses.
Witches are dangerous.
So we got to attack them
before they attack us.
Now, just
a doggone minute.
I have some say in this family,
and I'm telling you to layoff!
Uh, please?
Who do you think you are?
Yeah.
We know more than you.
Those witches mean business.
Yeah. I'm not backing down.
Let's get 'em.
Right now.
Wait!
No, but -- but -- uh, listen!
Why are you protecting them?
Becausetheycan't
usetheirpowers--Ch!
What did you say?
No powers?
So the witches are helpless.
Boys, it's time
for a little revenge.
For glory!
For honor!
Formerly known as Prince!
No! Stop! I promised
nothing would hap -- Whoah!
Wait! Wait!
Let me explain--
Whoaah...
Gee...
Maybe he's sick.
He looked a little
flushed to me.
- Ha ha! - Ha ha! - Ha ha!
If it ain't the belle of the brawl.
Oh!
What do you want?
Simple, newt-breath.
This is our vacation spot, see?
So make like Michael Jackson
and beat it!
Yeah! This place
ain't big enough
for the both of us.
Huh! In fact,
it's barely big enough for me.
Never! And you guys
better get out of here before --
Well, before we turn you
into a year's supply of diapers!
We happen to know for a fact
that you broom jockeys
can't use magic.
What?
Oh, my gosh...
Casper told you!
Yeah! Put that in your cauldron
and stir it!
Listen, you don't scare us.
We scare you!
Get 'em, boys!
Aah!
Oh...
Ha ha! Missed me!
Peek-a-boo!
You leave my aunts alone!
No!
They were fast,
but l was faster
Paint these ghosts
with a coat of plaster!
Can't...move...arms...
Yo, Desmond, we got us a blip!
I've got you,
you little hex-hurler,
and l'm going
to destroy you.
It's the de-witching hour!
Heh heh heh!
Me, ruined?
By a little teen witch?
I don't think so.
Think again,
you pompous prestidigitator --
Aah!
You get your phantom fannies
out of here!
Yeah. Yeah. We're going.
What's that?
Let's go check it out.
- Wendy --
- Yes! -Yay!
You saved us!
Well, of course.
Nobody hurts my family.
Except for me.
Oh, you --
Come on, let's go.
Shh.
All right!
Wendy, Wendy, she's our lass.
She kicked those ghosts
right in the worst possible way!
Haha! Wendy rules!
Rules! Wendy rules! Yeah!
La-la-la-la, all right!
- Wendy!
- Ah, ha!
Wendy rules!
Wendy rules!
Um, excuse me, um...
I'm really flattered,
but I have to
tell you something.
Oh, come on, little Niece.
No bad news tonight.
This is your hero party.
Well, in order
to save you all,
I had to use my...wand.
Huh?
And Desmond's probably
on his way right now.
Thanks a lot, loser.
Start packing.
Oh...
Nnggh!
Way to go, Wendy
It's not a fruit
or a vegetable.
The tomato is a berry.
Right, and
your old man's E.T.,
'cause you ain't
from this planet.
Go ahead.
Ignore my wealth of knowledge.
Shut up, you two.
When I'm through
with these witches,
I'm going to
turn the two of you
into milkshakes.
Ha ha!
Ooh...
Whoa!
Right.
Eww!
Wendy! Wendy, my uncles
are on their way over--
Thanks for the warning,
but they've already
paid their respects.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
And how did they know
that my aunts couldn't
fight back, hmm?
Wendy, I --
Is this your idea of
making things better,
by breaking promises?
By giving away secrets?
How could you?
I thought you were my friend.
I am!
Wendy just let me explain --
No! And I never want
to see you again!
Now, beat it
before I turn you
into a bean bag chair!
Wendy I --
No! Just -- Just leave.
Wow. Yeah! Cool!
It's that kid again.
So cool...
Wendy never let me
play with her wand
She must like him
more than me.
Wait till I get my hands
on that little shrimp.
This is all his fault.
I normally like
to get plastered.
Way to go, dish rag.
You led us right into a trap.
Yeah.
Those broomstick bimbos
disgraced us.
I messed up everything.
You can say that again.
I'm talking about the witches.
This warlock's coming after them,
and now they've got
to run for their lives.
These people are in big trouble,
and they need our help.
Us help witches?
No way!
No how!
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
You know,
you three like to act nasty
and talk big and be selfish,
but tonight,
you did something
I'm never going
to let you forget.
You cared about those witches.
Yeah, well...
we was just pretending.
Go...
and search the cabins.
Come on, Red, we got
to put some sky behind us.
But I got to find my wand.
I just had it right here.
Look, forget about it, OK?
Look, it's nothing but trouble.
But I have to look --
No, you don't have to look.
But what about my powers?
No buts, all right?
Let's go.
Witches, are we ready?
But I have to --
Here's your broom.
Be quiet.
Let's try that one over there.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
You get that TV
you wanted?
- It's them!
- Oh!
Let's fly out the window.
No, we can't!
They'll spot us.
Well, what are
we going to do?
I have an idea!
What do you want a TV for?
I don't need a TV.
I got the pictures
in my brain -- Ow!
Hey.
We're walking here!
Hey, you see
any witches around here?
- No habla lngles.
- No. - No.
Are they following?
No. I think we made it.
Yes?
They went that way.
Thank you.
Baaa.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute!
Let's get rid
of this garb, OK?
OK.
1... 2... 3...
OK, let's go.
Come on.
Hurry.
Leaving so soon?
- Aah! - Aah! -Aah! -Aah!
Go!
Move it, move it --
Hurry. Oh.
Oh, hurry.
- Ohh --
- Oh.
Oh, no.
La la la-la la
- Aah!
- Aah!
Hey!
Sit down.
Yeah.
You're the big, bad Wendy, eh?
Wendy: Yeah. And you're the geek who's been hounding me. What do you want, my lunch money?
Desmond: It's like this, kiddo. The Oracle said that you are a greater witch than I.
Her? 
Her? 
Her?
That's what l said.
But then the Oracle is never wrong. Are you?
Oracle: No, sir. Never wrong.
Desmond: I had a devil of a time finding you. How did you live without magic so long?
Well, we cut down on between-meal spells and --
Stop it.
It's none of his business.
No matter. You'll soon be out of my hair. By the way, how does it look?
Nary a one out of place.
Thank you.
Wendy: Wait! If you're mad at me, why punish them?
Desmond: If l get rid of you, I can't very well leave relatives behind who'll want revenge, now, can I? Won't take a minute.
Casper: Hold it right there, bucko!
Desmond: Bucko?
Wendy: Casper, you came back.
Desmond: Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Wendy: Help.
Desmond: That's right. The Oracle mentioned a ghost. But never mentioned one so puny.
Casper: You leave Wendy alone!
Desmond: A ghost defending a witch? Now I've seen everything.
Aah! Omph!
Wendy: Stop hurting him!
Desmond: Oh, my. How very, very... sickening.
Wendy: If l hadn't lost my wand, I'd knock that smirk right off your face.
Desmond: Yes. Too bad, isn't it?
Wendy: Casper! No!
- Ha ha ha.
- No!
Casper: Man, this is getting monotonous. (gasps) Wendy's wand.
[He spots Josh and his friend trying to break Wendy's wand.]
Josh: Let's see how snotty you are without your stick, Miss I'm-Too-Good-For-You!
Casper: (to the camera) Normally, it's against my policy to scare people. But this is an emergency.
[He scares the two boys, making them drop the wand. The wand zaps them both into horses and Casper picks up the wand.]
Casper: My, that was cleansing.
From the halls of Kukaluma,
to the shores of Xanadee,
I call upon the dark forces
of yadda, yadda, yadda.
By the power vested in me
etcetera, etcetera,
open the Door of Dread.
Behold, the Mystic Abyss.
Once a victim enters,
she never comes out;
convenient, eh?
- Wendy!
- Casper!
Ta-da!
Stop him!
You flying pillow case, come here!
Casper, come on.
Over here.
Hurry.
This what you're looking for?
That was not bad.
But not nearly as powerful as me.
Help! Help!
Wendy!
Hang on, Little Red!
Aah! Help me!
Hold on, we're coming.
Hang on, Little Red!
No! Wait!
Not so fast.
Wendy!
Aaah!
Help me!
My work's done here.
You ain't going nowhere.
They're gonna trap Wendy!
Wendy!
Casper!
Aah! Casper, please help!
Casper, I'm so sorry I doubted you.
Forget that. Just hang on!
Keep pulling!
Silly spice and everything nice...
(singing rapidly) I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout When I get all steamed up, watch me shout. Tip me over and pour me out.
Witches one, witches all, let's get Desmond after all.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You mussed my hair
I've been itching to show off.
Ah, I'm a man.
I'm a French dish.
Ugh! I'm repulsive.
Ha ha ha.
Let's get out of this.
Now you're going to be fertilizer.
Ooh!
Noo!
Have a nice trip.
See you next fall.
Give me that, you little witch.
Wendy's still in there!
So is Casper.
Hang on, Wendy!
We're coming to get you.
We'll get the door, you grab the kids.
Casper!
Aah!
Help!
Help me, Casper!
Come on. Help me.
Pull! Pull!
Hold on, Wendy!
Hang on.
We're coming to get you.
1, 2, 3...
Wendy. Wendy. Little Red.
Wendy.
Little Red, are you OK?
Aw, come on, Little Wart.
Wendy, are you OK?
You can make it.
Oh, Wendy.
Mm-hmm.
Give mea hug and I will be.
Oh.
I love you.
Wendy, you're OK.
I knew you wouldn't bail.
Yeah, well, we figured
we couldn't let you
have all the fun.
Let's go get some breakfast.
Yeah,
French toast drowning in syrup.
Do you know
what they call
French toast in Paris?
Uh, toast?
No.
They call it Pain Perdu.
Means lost bread
Because, see, they use
the old bread from yesterday --
My sisters and I want to, um,
thonk, um, thang,
uh, think, uh...
Thank. My sisters and I
want to thank you...
for everything
you've done for us.
Well, OK
But don't expect it
all the time.
Yeah, yeah, don't rush me.
And I wanted to say
we sorta didn't mind
getting to know you hags,
uh, gals.
Really? Thanks.
Oracle: Attention, please. Listen. Here is the latest. Desmond is now gone, and Wendy is greatest.
Her?
She's the greatest witch?
Oracle: She did something no other can boast. This little witch befriended a ghost. So Wendy you're the greatest. It is her l select. Someday she'll be queen, so show some respect.
Yes.
Hail, Wendy.
We always knew you had it in you.
Yea! Wendy for president!
Well, girls,
I think it's time we get going.
Let's take another shot at that paperboy.
Sorry.
The judges won't accept that answer.
Oh, sorry, Wendy.
On your brooms.
To the air.
Wendy, wait.
So, you're leaving, huh?
Us, too.
Guess this is good-bye.
Yeah, I guess.
Listen, I just wanted to say...
I'm really gonna miss you.
Next week, you'll save some other girl from a swirling vortex of doom, and you'll forget all about me.
Hey, we really shook things up, didn't we?
From now on, people are going to treat us differently
Maybe.
Don't worry, they will.
Let's go.
Good-bye, Ghost boy.
1, 2, 3, away!
No, no, no,
Junior Counselors-In-Training, you've gotta hold the bar level so that guests can get under it.
You two born yesterday?
You know, after this guy, I'm beginning to miss Desmond.
Ah, it's a living.
Yeah.
You know, I really like doing Casper's chores, don't you? It's fun.
It's helpful.
It's been a hard day's night.
So long, Sunny Brite Resort. It's been real... friendly.
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