Luz and the Owl House/A Not So Romantic Date

==Transcript==
The issue begins with King looking through Luz's things as suddenly, Luz enters her room, confused.
*King: Ah! There it is! Finally!
*Luz: King? What are you doing looking through my stuff?
*King: Ummm... Nothing.
He hides her diary.
*Luz: Wait… what's behind your back?
*King: Look behind you!
She looks behind herself as he runs off. The then turns back and notices she was tricked as King begins running downstairs.
*Luz: King!
She runs downstairs and sees both King and Eda reading her diary.
*Eda: (reading) I can't stop thinking about Amity. Last night, we had some fun in the woods and guess what... she actually lightened up for a bit.
*Luz: Eda... King... are you two reading my diary?
Hooty pops up by moving his neck through into the window.
*Hooty: Oooh, I wanna read! Whatever you're reading.
*King: Go away, Hooty!
*Hooty: Okay... fine.
He heads back into being the door.
*Eda: Okay fine, I thought it would be fun that me and King would read your diary.
*Luz: Why?
*King: By the way, do you need to specify your thoughts that graphically?
*Eda: How old are you again?
*Luz: 15.
*Eda: Are you old enough to do the things you're implying?
*Luz: Me and Amity were camping. Gross. Besides, I'm only 15 as I said.
*Eda: But you know, when two people love each other so much...
*Luz: (sighs) Just gimme the diary.
*Eda: Fine...
She gives her back.
*Luz: What would you say if I went into your trash?
*Eda: Shut up.
*Luz: Now you get why I'm ticked.
Suddenly, she gets a call from Amity.
*Luz: Amity? Ahoy!
*Amity: You're a pirate now?
*Luz: No? So, sup?
*Amity: Plans tonight?
*Luz: I was to study.
*Amity: On a weekend? What a nerd...
*Luz: I'm not a nerd! Anyways what are you suggesting?
*Amity: A romantic night out. Just me and you.
For laughs, Hooty is listening in.
*Hooty: Can I come?
*Luz: Hooty! Go! Leave!
*Hooty: You're no fun.
*Luz: I'm on the mid of a talk.
Hooty leaves as she resumes the talk.
*Luz: A date? Yeah, we could.
*Amity: A date it is then. See you later.
*Luz: Wait, what time though? I need to shower as well.
*Amity: Three hours from now. Don't be late or embarrass me. Or else...
*Luz: I won't. I swear.
*Amity: Good.
*Eda: Don't forget to bring protection.
Luz blushes embarrassed.
*Eda: What? I don't want you to be eaten by a monster.
*Amity: Uh, okay? Gotta go.
She hangs up as Luz smiles lovestruck.
*Eda: What's up with her?
*King: She's a teenager, Eda.
*Eda: So was I years ago. You know what they called me back then? Rowdy Eda.
*King: When was that? Two hundred years ago?
*Eda: I'm not that old.
*King: Sure. Keep telling yourself that.
She grabs her staff as he gulps.
*King: I was kidding.
*Eda: I thought so.
She shrugs. With Amity, Edric and Emira are helping her with magic.
*Amity: Remember, you two aren't allowed to go on my date with Luz.
*Emira: But what if something bad happens?
*Amity: Me and Luz will handle it. I'm no longer a little girl. I appreciate you care for me though. Unlike our parents.
*Edric: Be safe. We don't want you to die on us.
*Amity: Don't worry about a thing. I'm old enough to be by myself. Oh, I should get going.
*Emira: Here.
She places a secret tracking spell in her hair.
*Amity: What did you do?
*Emira: Just showing some affection. Is anything wrong with that?
*Amity: Oh! Of course not!
She then places a flower in her dress.
*Edric: Go knock her dead, sis.
Amity leaves as Emira and Edric huddle.
*Edric: You put the spell on her?
*Emira: I know we shouldn't do this, but she's still our baby sister. We have to make sure she's safe.
*Edric: I like Luz, but I don't think she can protect her.
*Emira: I like her too, but she's still inexperienced. So, shall we head out?
*Edric: A few minutes first to not raise suspicions.
*Emira: Good thinking.
They chill at the couch. With Luz, she's finishing her bubble bath as she realizes she's getting late.
*Luz: Shoot! I'm late!
She runs off and runs to her bedroom as she picks what to wear.
*Luz: That'll do.
She gets a tuxedo and wears it as she bolts out of the door.
*Luz: (VO) Don't wait for me. I'm coming!
She runs faster and faster as she then notices she didn't get her perfume on.
*Luz: Should I head back?
She then smells her armpits as she gags.
*Luz: Agh! It's too smelly!
She runs back into the house. A few minutes later, Amity is waiting for her at the middle of the streets as she arrives while panting.
*Amity: (looking at her watch) Seven minutes late. A new record.
*Luz: Is that a good or a bad thing?
*Amity: Your worst record was two hours late.
*Luz: But we had an intense marathon on that day. You wanted me to arrive smelling like sweat and crushed hopes and dreams?
*Amity: True. Let's just go.
They hold hands as, in the shadows, a small yet sinister figure watches from the shadows as he laughs maniacally.
*???: So, Eda's brat has a date... I will finally take my revenge!
He hides on a tree, just to fall from it.
*???: Dang it!
He quickly runs off and hides somewhere safer. With Edric and Emira, they're picking clothes to look less suspicious as Emira for laughs dresses as a clown.
*Edric: A clown?
*Emira: Too suspicious?
He nods. She sighs and just puts on sunglasses and a hat.
*Edric: Still.
*Emira: Then what you suggest?
*Edric: I dunno. Just wear a jacket and try to not catch the girls' attention. It's cold outside.
*Emira: I got it. Geez, you're no fun at times.
*Edric: It's not my fault I don't want to be caught.
*Emira: Good point. You always have one.
*Edric: I do.