Annoying Orange: Rap-berry/Transcript

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Jim Raspberry: Now, come on, Red! You can't be serious!
Red Raspberry: No! Not this time, Jim! There's a great big beautiful world out there, and I want to be a part of it!
Jim Raspberry: I'm tellin' you, Red! There's nothing outside the pack but danger!
Red Raspberry: Skip it, Jim! I've got my eyes on the future now!
Jim Raspberry: Don't you get it, Red? You're doomed! (The Rasberry Bowl is Taken Away) Dooomed!
Red Raspberry: (sighs) Doomed. How does he know?
Orange: Hey! Hey, Maid Marien Berry!
Red Raspberry: Huh? What was that?
Orange: Where's Robin Hood? (laughing)
Red Raspberry: Oh! (the camera quickly zooms out to reveal Red Raspberry in the kitchen) OH NO!
(title card)
Red Raspberry: Oh, god! This-this is not happening! This is not happening!
Orange: Hey! Hey Crazy Berry! Why are you talking to yourself?
Red Rasberry: Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me!
Red Raspberry: Tell me you're not a Pear, your just a miss-shaped apple! Right? Right?
Pear: What’s your problem?
Red Raspberry:  My problem? I’m in the freakin kitchen! What do you think I’m an idiot.
Pear: Ahhhh!
Orange:  Hmm, I wonder what he’s talking about?
Orange: Hey! Hey, Crazy Berry! Why are you talking yourself?
Red Raspberry: Don't talk to me! DON'T TALK TO ME!
Orange: You don’t look too good, crazy berry!
Pear: Hey, who’s the new guy?
Red Raspberry: New guy! No! I’m not the new guy! I’m just passing through!
Orange: Wow, how do you hitch-hike without thumbs! (laughs)
Red Raspberry:  Everybody knows about the kitchen! There’s this Orange and he’s totally annoying and he hangs out with this dopey Pear.
Pear: Hey!
Red Raspberry: And a bunch of other fruits!
Marshmallow: And Marshmallows!
Red Raspberry: And if you end up on the wrong side of the counter, you get knifed!
Pear; Come on, man! I’m sure your gonna be fine!
Orange: Yah, not all the new fruits get knifed!
Red Raspberry: Really?
Orange: Some get blended, some get smashed.
Red Raspberry: Well, this is so bad!
Pear: Wait! Remember Kiwi, he exploded!
Orange:  Well, he did have a short fuse!
(Orange and Pear laugh)
Red Raspberry: I’m going to die, I’m going to die!
Pear: No, there’s gotta be a way, do you have any talents? Maybe if you can do something really cool, you won’t get knifed!
Red Raspberry:  Like what?
Orange: Oww , Oww, can you touch your eye-ball with your tongue? Like this….
Red Raspberry: Ah,
(Orange tries to touch his eye-ball)
Orange: You're not trying!
Red Raspberry:  Ah,
Orange: You're not trying!
Pear:  Okay, okay, that’s not working, we something else, oh, I know! You should jump through the firey hoops of freedom!
Orange:  Yah, that always works for Grandpa Lemon!
Grandpa Lemon: Time to kick the tires and light the fires! Geronimo!
(Grandpa Lemon jumps over the hoops and falls asleep)
Red Raspberry:  Are you crazy, I’m not doing that! I’m a freakin raspberry!
Orange: Rap-berry, I didn’t know your a Rap-Berry!
Red Raspberry: No! I’m a Raspberry, with an “S”
Orange: Hey, hey Rap-Berry!
Red Raspberry: Stop it! Stop talking to me!
Orange:  Hey Rap-Berry! Hey!
Red Raspberry; What?
Orange: Erit errit errit (beat-boxing)
Red Raspberry: What? What was that?
Orange:  (beat-boxing)
Red Raspberry:  What are you doing?
Pear: He’s right my friend, its the only way, its the only way to get out of here alive! Ready, lets do this!
Red Raspberry: I was hungry for adventure so I came into the Kitchen. Chasin’ down a dream like a berry on a mission! Now I got in trouble, not a little but a lot. Trying to save my life on the choppin’ block.
Pear: Your rhymes are colder than Frigid Snapple
Orange: And your even smaller than Midget Apple
Midget Apple: Hey, watch it buddy! I don’t need no scorn!
Marshmallow: Do you think this saddle fits a unicorn?
Red Raspberry: That knife be crazy. That knife be sharp. If I stop for a second I’ll be playin’ a harp. To stay alive I gotta prove. I’m gifted. Hit the floor For the knife gets lifted!
Pear:  Yah!
Orange:  Yah!
Marshmallow:  That was fresh!
Midget Apple:  Whoop there it is!
Red Raspberry:  I never, I never knew I could do that! This is amazing!
Pear: There is no way your gonna get knifed now!
Red Raspberry:  You know, I learned a lot about myself today, I learned a lot about life, but most importantly before you can be true to anybody else, you gotta be true to yourself. I love you guys!
(Daneboe places the container of Raspberries)
Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, and Marhsmallow: (scream)
Jim Raspberry: Hey, there, you folks seen any other berries around here?
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