WotW: Week 22

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Weak of the Week: 06/04/2015 	Weak of the Week: 06/04/2015
 	
Rendy the Killer 	Rendy the Killer
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Trivia time, happy campers: What's the name of that slasher movie character who stalks teenagers at summer camp? Jason Voorhees? Michael Meyers? Freddy Krueger? That...burnt janitor guy from The Burning? Well, keep guessing champ, you'll never get it right, because the answer to the question is actually Rendy the Killer. If you were a real movie buff you would know, kid. Every movie buff knows about Rendy.Don't act like you don't know Rendy! He was the killer in all 19 "Thursday the 12th" movies! He was the one who was an all black silhouette knock-off of Jason, designed by a weakling, but it was much scarier than stupid Jason because Rendy's head and body scaling were default and he was ALL BLACK! Good lord, that's so scary, how could you see him coming at you in the dark, HE'S ALL BLACK! Well, yeah, that shiny metal mask is kind of a dead give away, but--well, and that clearly visible, non-deformed head and neck...but, he's scary, I tell ya.I think The Fat Boys made a song about him called Are You Ready for Rendy?. No, Prince Markie Dee, I am not ready for Rendy, how could I be? HE'S SOLID BLACK! OH GOD WHERE IS HE!? HE COULD BE RIGHT NEAR ME IN THE DARK AND I COULDN'T SEE HIM! IT'S LIKE FIGHTING JOHN CENA! That's it, I gotta stop doing the Weak of the Week, it's starting to give me the willies.	Trivia time, happy campers: What's the name of that slasher movie character who stalks teenagers at summer camp? Jason Voorhees? Michael Meyers? Freddy Krueger? That...burnt janitor guy from The Burning? Well, keep guessing champ, you'll never get it right, because the answer to the question is actually Rendy the Killer. If you were a real movie buff you would know, kid. Every movie buff knows about Rendy.Don't act like you don't know Rendy! He was the killer in all 19 "Thursday the 12th" movies! He was the one who was an all black silhouette knock-off of Jason, designed by a weakling, but it was much scarier than stupid Jason because Rendy's head and body scaling were default and he was ALL BLACK! Good lord, that's so scary, how could you see him coming at you in the dark, HE'S ALL BLACK! Well, yeah, that shiny metal mask is kind of a dead give away, but--well, and that clearly visible, non-deformed head and neck...but, he's scary, I tell ya.I think The Fat Boys made a song about him called Are You Ready for Rendy?. No, Prince Markie Dee, I am not ready for Rendy, how could I be? HE'S SOLID BLACK! OH GOD WHERE IS HE!? HE COULD BE RIGHT NEAR ME IN THE DARK AND I COULDN'T SEE HIM! IT'S LIKE FIGHTING JOHN CENA! That's it, I gotta stop doing the Weak of the Week, it's starting to give me the willies.
Offences 	Offences
• Superhero in Pants• Black Redder• Default Man• Licensed Character 	• Superhero in Pants• Black Redder• Default Man• Licensed Character
How to Improve 	How to Improve
If this game has taught me anything, it's that black is just the coolest color ever, no need to use anything else. So, an all black Jason is WAY better than a stupid normal Jason. Unless it's an all black Black Jason, like on Jason Goes to Hell. Then he would be most awesome. 	If this game has taught me anything, it's that black is just the coolest color ever, no need to use anything else. So, an all black Jason is WAY better than a stupid normal Jason. Unless it's an all black Black Jason, like on Jason Goes to Hell. Then he would be most awesome.
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