What Would Your (Main) POTCO Character Look Like In Real Life?

Okay, so what would your main POTCO character(s) look like in real life? 
No futuristic people, like Brad Pitt in a suit and tie.
Only a Brad Pitt from Troy would work.
Richard Luther and his troops.jpg|Richard Luther (BoogieMango)
lost in austen wickham.png|Richard Venables
wakou_pirate.jpg|Davy Gunfish (G-man.)
Mel-Gibson-in-The-Patriot-001.jpg|Jack Dreadskull (Xephos) (G-man.)
battlefield soldier.jpg|John Warsmythe
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