Dr. Inferno interviews Lloyd

Dr. Inferno: Welcome to blah blah blah blah. Today, I'm interviewing Lloyd Garmadon.
Kai: Not while he's the evil green ninja, you're not!
Dr. Inferno: Wanna bet?
Kai: …
Lloyd comes out and sits in the interviewee's chair. He is wearing his Deepstone garb.
Dr. Inferno: I win the bet! Drop and give me one hundred!
Kai: Are you crazy?!
Dr. Inferno: Come on, it's not that hard! All you need to do is reach into your pocket, take your wallet, open it, and give me one hundred dollars.
Kai: If you read Invizable vs. Kai, you will have seen that a ninja has no need of money.
Dr. Inferno: Well, what if I told you that you're actually renting your dragon?
Kai: D'oh!
Lloyd: Can we please get on with the interview?
Dr. Inferno: Certainly. Alright, In your first variant, why did you wear a green "5"?
Lloyd: Because it was the number of my favorite Stackers player.
Kai: No way! The Clutchers are way better!
Dr. Inferno: SECURITY!
A Magma Drone shoots Kai.
Dr. Inferno: Where did you get the Ultra Dragon?
Lloyd: An old geezer named Sensei Keiken gave it to me as an inheritance.
Dr. Inferno: But you're not even related to him!
Lloyd: He's Uncle Wu's father's brother. Anyway, he said he found it on the street with a sign that said "Will Work for Food."
Dr. Inferno: That's actually the name of Professor Hale's second mystery story.
Benny: I spaceship got the reference!
Dr. Inferno: Audience questions! Seat 23.
Jestro: How crazy are you?
Lloyd: Wh-what?
Jestro: Yeah!
Lloyd: Crazy enough to be a villain twice, as well as being the Golden Ninja.
Jestro: Book of Monsters! Stop eating my pasta!
Dr. Inferno: I thought I said no food was allowed in here? SECURITY!
The Magma Drone shoots Jestro.
Dr. Inferno: Seat 62½!
Skull Twin: Why did you call half a seat?
Dr. Inferno: Because in Seat 62 is the annoying Skull Twin. Seat 33!
Frenzy: I want to say it too! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Magma Drone shoots Frenzy.
Dr. Inferno: Seat 100!
Alien Queen: I guess I am the first to ask a logical question. Will you become bad again?
Lloyd: Who knows. With sky pirates to battle, anything could happen.
Dr. Inferno: Seat stage! Will you become my co-interviewer?
Lloyd: I guess I will. I have so much free time on my ha- wait! Monty Pythor and the Holy Tee-Vee will be playing at the Temple of Airjitzu soon! Gotta go!
Lloyd leaves.
Dr. Inferno: Well, I guess that wraps up today's interview. Bye, future slaves!
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