RavenGlow's Destiny

== Caesar's Legion ==
AVE.
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== Chapter 1 ==
Some idiot spilled Pepto-Bismol into the local lake. All the Warrior Cats (tm) use said lake as their bathing area, so they got the pinkish substance all over their fur coats. The pepto-bismol stained their fur a bright pink, which is highly unfashionable. They all died of unfashionableness. 
Some guy recycled all the dead bodies to make a bunch of costumes, which became the pink costumes seen in Legally Blonde. And that is why we have Legally Blonde. What a great story, don't you think? 
This is a legend, which means it is not real. No cats were killed due to a Pepto-Bismol spillage. This notice has been published by the makers of Pepto-Bismol.