Chef Hatchet's Drag Race

Chef Hatchet's Drag Race is the fifth merged episode of Total Drama: Resurrection and the twenty-first episode overall.
== Summary ==
The final seven contestants must get into their best drag and create couture outfits for Chef Hatchet's newest reality tv competition.
== Script ==
=== Intro - Recap ===
Setting: Pahkitew Island, the docks, nighttime
Chris:
Previously on Total Drama: Resurrection…
Blaineley:
Out of fear that Heather would once again collect the immunity idol, Courtney rounded up her troop of Amy and Shawn and began scouring over the island for it.
Chris:
Upon hearing Courtney in the confessional expressing her joy in finally finding allies she can make it to the end with, Topher decided to play a game of Texas Hold ‘Em and really upped the ante. Recording her confessional, he spliced her voice to create a Frankenstein’s Monster audio and really shook up the table. God I love that kid!
Blaineley:
With her game’s life on the line, Courtney had to make the choice to either save herself by strong-arming her way through the challenge or to finally put her relationships first ahead of her love of competition. Her choice will no doubt have a lasting effect on her game.
Chris:
The challenge being a classic battle of wits put a strong divide between the final eight contestants. With Courtney throwing the challenge to prove her loyalty to Shawn, the other pairs went down just as quickly as Amy, Heather, and Topher moved onto the second round, leaving Sadie, Scott, and Tyler in the dust.
Blaineley:
Starting to realize that Heather might not have her best interest in mind, Sadie began questioning whether or not their friendship could be salvaged at all. Ironic as she begins to clear her mind of Heather’s poisonous influence, Topher takes up her role as her underling with aplomb, stirring up conflict with glee.
Chris:
As Heather and Shawn reached the final two of the challenge after taking out Amy and Topher, Heather managed to pull through and seize victory from Shawn after a question about hygiene stumped him, granting her immunity from elimination.
Blaineley:
After the challenge ended, Topher thought he would try to get some sun, but Shawn had other plans in mind. After he reaffirmed his bond with Courtney, Shawn confronted the media sensation and directly confronted him with the fact that he knows Topher set Courtney up and threatened to come after him and the two made it clear that they’d never see eye to eye.
Chris:
At the campfire ceremony, Heather received her Golden Marshmallow of Immunity and her clue towards finding either the fake or real immunity idol, and decided that she’d keep it to herself instead of sharing it with the others. She certainly makes it easy for everyone to hate her.
Blaineley:
When the votes came down between the power-duo of Courtney and Shawn, Heather’s extra special bonus for winning the challenge allowed her to steal a vote and duplicate hers. Opting to steal Tyler’s vote, she managed to finally send her rival Shawn packing in a blindside nobody saw coming.
Chris:
However, things didn’t go all according to her plan as Shawn refused to leave quietly. Taking his own elimination in stride, he made the extra step to clear Courtney’s name among the final seven contestants, revealing that in his confrontation, he had snatched Topher’s phone and played Courtney’s unedited confessional, blowing both his and Heather’s gameplan sky high. God, I knew the Pahkitew Island cast could get messy! I love those kids!
Blaineley:
While he felt sad about being unable to be Total Drama’s first two-time winner, any negative feeling dissipated when Chef organized a special surprise for Shawn… Dave’s temporary return to the island to comfort his boyfriend.
Chris:
Will Heather be able to skate by now that Shawn confronted her and revealed her gameplay to the remaining cast?
Blaineley:
Will Courtney lead the charge against Heather and Topher in retaliation for slandering her name?
Chris:
Will Tyler ever realize Topher’s constant praise is genuine lust and affection?
Chris:
Will Amy be able to let go of her grudge and learn to forgive Sadie following Shawn’s instructions? I doubt it.
Blaineley:
Find out the answers to these questions and more today on…
Chris:
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
RESURRECTION!
The theme song plays.
=== Act One - The Cabins ===
Setting: Pahkitew Island, inside the cabin, nighttime
Following the events of the previous episode, Amy and Courtney are walking back to the cabin after saying their goodbyes to Shawn as he waited for the boat of losers following his blindside elimination. The two are whispering as they enter, passing by Tyler standing on the steps lifting heavy weights with his shirt off and Topher watching him from a picnic table, lovestruck. The camera temporarily switches to Topher’s view as he watches Tyler, pink hearts and ribbons carried around by Cupid swirl around the screen until he’s snapped back to reality by Tyler’s voice calling out to him and distracting him.
Tyler (concerned):
Toph? Topher? Dude, are you okay?
Topher (dreamily):
I’ve never been better.
Tyler:
You’ve been staring at me for like ten minutes, are you feeling okay?
Topher (more alert):
Yeah, I’m fine! Just daydreaming I guess.
Tyler:
Oh, okay, bro. Let me know if you’re feeling sick. I’ll carry you to the infirmary.
Topher (with a blush):
You’d carry me?
Tyler (thinking nothing of it):
Well yeah. If you feel sick, you should save your energy so you can get better.
Topher:
Lindsay is so lucky to have a guy like you. 
Tyler (flattered):
Well it’s the right thing to do. Especially for a friend.
Topher (more forward):
Why can’t I get someone like you? Can’t I just share with Lindsay and have you?
Tyler (always positive):
You’ll find someone that’ll make you as happy as Lindsay and I make each other.
Topher (deflated slightly):
So there’s no chance of me and you being together?
Tyler:
We are together, dude. 
Topher:
No, I mean like together together.
Tyler (scratching his head):
You mean like boyfriend-girlfriend?
Topher (embarrassed, with a small nod):
Yeah, like that.
Tyler (with a smile):
I’m glad you feel that kind of closeness with me, bro! I have to admit, you’re a very pretty boy, but Lindsay and I just closed our open relationship. 
Topher (dejected):
So I’m too late…
Tyler (finally catching on):
Wait, do you like… like me, dude?
Topher just silently nods his head. Tyler, trying to pick his words carefully, tries not to upset his friend. 
I’m really honored that you feel that way about me, bro. I appreciate it. If I weren’t with Lindsay-
Topher (cutting him off):
You’re so sweet to say that, but you really don’t need to.
Tyler:
Wait, listen. If I weren’t with Lindsay, I think you’d be a great boyfriend to me. We’re like the perfect team. Besides, even if it’s not the same as what I have with Lindsay, you’re really important to me too, and I like what we have now. I hope we can still be friends.
Topher (with a smile, cheering up):
Of course we can! I wouldn’t trade what we have now for the world.
Tyler (setting his weights down):
Neither would I, Toph bro.
The now sweaty Tyler walked down off the cabin stairs to meet Topher, and the two shared a passionate hug, happy to let things stay the same between them. Topher then pulled out his phone.
Topher (angling his phone for a selfie):
Let’s get a picture so we can always remember this moment and break the internet together!
Tyler (confused):
Break the internet? How would I contact my fitness trainer, Ryan?
Topher (with a slight giggle):
Just pose for the camera, Tyler.
With an excited nod, Tyler made a pose, flexing his bicep while Topher planted a small kiss on his cheek for the selfie.
Tyler:
You look really good, there!
Topher:
The fans are gonna go crazy when I post that!
Tyler (with a yawn, getting tired):
I think I’m going to head to bed now, dude. See you in the morning.
Topher:
Goodnight!
Topher and Tyler walked together up to the guy’s side of the cabin. Bidding each other goodnight, Tyler opened the door and walked in as an irritated Scott covered his face in his pillow.
Scott (annoyed):
Shut the light off!
As the door shut behind Tyler, Topher walked over to the girl’s side of the cabin and attempted to open the door. Continuing to try and open it, it doesn’t strike him that the door is locked. With a crack of thunder, it begins to pour down rain, soaking Topher as he tries to get into the cabin. The camera turns to the inside of the cabin as Amy and Courtney stand at the locked door, giggling while Sadie looks concerned.
Sadie:
It’s raining really bad, guys. Come on, let him in.
Amy (with a shrug):
It’s about time he gets what he deserves.
Courtney (with a mock yawn):
I wouldn’t exactly mind if he got struck by-
With another crack of thunder, lightning struck down right outside of the cabin.
Lightning…
Amy (unlocking and opening the door):
Alright, fun’s over. Come in.
Topher (shivering):
It’s so cold and wet outside! What is wrong with you? I could’ve gotten hurt!
Courtney (irritated):
You’re lucky we let you in at all.
Topher:
Come on, you can’t be mad at what happened. That was in the past!
Courtney (angry):
That was this morning!
Topher:
Yeah? And is this morning not in the past? Besides, it’s not like you don’t know that Heather put me up to it.
Amy:
That doesn’t make it okay. You’re not excused just because it wasn’t your idea.
Topher (with a shrug):
Listen, you’d agree to help yourself against someone in a better position than the rest of us, too.
Courtney (dismissive):
That’s all very well and good, but Amy and I have an immunity idol to find.
Amy (with a yawn):
Already?
Topher:
Well since Heather has the idol already, that would be an exercise in futility.
Courtney (like a deer in headlights):
Wait, what? She has what?
Sadie (confused):
Wait, Heather has the idol again? Why didn’t she tell me?
Topher (with a nod):
Yeah, she’s got the idol again.
Amy:
Hold on. You really expect us to believe you now that she has the idol, when you just camped outside of the confessional, recorded Courtney, and edited what she said to set her up?
Topher:
Yep. That’s right.
Amy (shaking her head):
I don’t believe you.
Topher (pleading his case):
Think about it. She forces me to take a big risk for her. She keeps her best friend in the dark. When she won immunity, she didn’t even read the clue about the idol. She just opened the paper, closed it back up, and refused to share it with anyone else. Do the math. Two plus two is three. She had the idol.
Courtney:
But how did she-
Topher (with a shrug):
Besides, I literally helped her get it the first time, and unlike in the competition, I have nothing to gain from lying right now.
Amy (with another yawn):
Well it’s over, Courtney. I’m going to bed.
Courtney:
How can you just sleep when Heather is getting ahead again?
Amy (with a shrug):
Well I’m tired and there’s nothing we can do about it now. She’s got the idol. Just make sure she doesn’t win the next challenge and force her to use it at the campfire ceremony.
Courtney (trying to make her point):
That still gets somebody else eliminated in Heather’s place! Plus with her and the soaking wet dunce over here still voting, they’d send one of us home.
Topher (with a cough to interrupt):
Excuse me, um, I’m right here. Besides, I did what Heather wanted against you. You’re really not all that important to me to sabotage again. 
Courtney:
You’ve been bothering me all season long.
Topher (with a smug shrug):
Eh, a little bonus. If I considered you an enemy, I’d at least offer to clean the blackheads off of your nose and clear out your pores instead of looking like a mess on tv while I look this good. If you’re going to fight with me for storyline prominence, at least look half as good as I do.
Amy:
Wow, you really are shallow.
The camera cut to a confessional block.
Topher (smug):
I completely made that up. Heather doesn’t have the idol. I just want her out of here. I was confident before that I would sweep her in a jury just because she’s Heather and I’m not, I’ve been thinking. If she gets to the final two with me, her list of accomplishments completely outshadow mine. Even a bitter jury would still vote for a major player. What’s more major than taking out the number one player in all of Total Drama history? Telling Amy and Courtney that she has the idol will guarantee that they vote her off, and now that I’ve planted the seeds of doubt in the garden of Sadie’s head, she’ll be easy to flip against Heather. Plus, where Amy goes, Scott will follow. Heather will never see it coming.
Courtney (plotting):
Since Heather has the idol, Amy and I will need to work overtime to make sure we can knock her out of the game. We almost succeeded twice already, we can do it two more times! I don’t know how Amy can just sleep knowing that we are on the edge of elimination. We need to be up all night talking about strategies on how to survive getting eliminated by Heather using the idol, get her to actually use the idol, and then how we can band together enough votes to send her packing once and for all. No matter. If Amy won’t put the work in, I’ll just do it for us both.
Tyler (playing with a yo-yo):
Topher is a really cool, sweet guy. I couldn’t think of a better friend other than Lindsay and Alejandro. He would never harm anybody and he’s always kind. I think that he works really hard to prove himself, so his work ethic is, like, great. He’d be welcome on my rugby team any day!... Of course he’d probably be a better cheerleader with Lindsay, because he has really pretty nails, and I wouldn’t want him to ruin his manicures. 
The camera cut to static and then to Chef standing on a brightly lit runway dressed in a pink gown and it pans to a panel of judges sitting behind a large pink desk consisting of Chris, an empty seat for Chef, Blaineley, and returning as a guest judge, DAKOTA.
Chef:
Welcome back to Total Drama: Resurrection, where today’s challenge will finally be Chef Hatchet’s Drag Race! Contestants! Start your engines and may the best drag artist win! For today’s challenge, the contestants will compete in a drag pageant where the lowest placing contestant will be eliminated without a vote. Due to there being no vote tonight, the highest ranked contestant will be declared the winner and gain an extra special cash prize of one hundred thousand dollars, as well as an all expenses paid vacation!
Dakota (excited, clapping her hands):
I’m so glad to be here, Chef! I love a good fashion show!
Chris (catty):
Now let’s see if there will be any fashion at this fashion show.
Blaineley:
Or will we just be seeing Shein by Sadie?
Chef:
Blaineley?
Blaineley:
Yes, queen?
Chef:
It’s time to gather the contestants.
Chef claps his hands twice as Blaineley presses a large button on the desk in front of her. The camera cuts to the remaining seven contestants sitting outside the cabins at the picnic table eating breakfast together. 
Blaineley (her voicing coming over the loudspeaker):
Attention artists! Please report to the new contest hall next to the mess hall immediately!
Amy (confused):
Artists?
Scott:
What could that mean?
Sadie:
Do you think we’re painting today?
Heather (cruelly sarcastic):
Yeah. We’re painting at a contest hall. 
Visually upset, Sadie seems to shrink in her place as the contestants walk to the contest hall. The camera cuts and then the final seven contestants are seen standing in a room with pink walls, orange flooring, and seven long pink tables positioned by seven individual stations in the room with a curtain with a face printed on it belonging to one of the remaining seven contestants. On one end of the room was a wall of mirrors with seven chairs positioned in front of them, and on the other end was a wall filled with cosmetics and large rolls of fabric. As the seven marveled at the room, a door opened behind them and Blaineley descended down the staircase to meet the contestants, who turned to greet her.
=== Act Two - The Challenge ===
Blaineley:
Welcome artists!
Topher (getting excited):
Wait! Is this what I think it is?
Blaineley:
Welcome to Chef Hatchet’s Drag Race!
Topher, overly excited, screams with joy and giddily jumps up and down.
Topher (excited):
Shut up! No way! Oh my god!
Tyler (confused):
Chef Hatchet’s Drag Race? What’s that?
Blaineley:
For today’s main challenge, you will sew a gorgeous couture outfit and model it in your best drag makeup on the runway in front of me, Chris, today’s main judge Chef Hatchet, of course, and today’s special guest judge… Dakota!
Heather:
We’re all going to have to sew?
Blaineley:
Yep, that’s right.
Tyler (scratching his head):
But I don’t know how to sew.
Blaineley (with a shrug):
Not our problem.
Topher (taking Tyler’s hand in his):
Don’t worry. I’ll help you.
Tyler:
Okay, good. We’ll make a great team, dude!
Blaineley:
Now that that’s settled, let me explain how the challenge is going to work. The winner of the main challenge will receive an all expenses paid vacation…
Sadie (excited):
Wow! A vacation? So cool!
Blaineley:
And the winner will also receive… one hundred thousand dollars!
The remaining seven contestants break out into collective excited cheers until Heather gets them to come to their senses.
Heather (reading between the lines):
Wait a second. Vacation? Prize money? What’s the catch?
Blaineley:
In exchange for the winner receiving these luxurious prizes, they will not receive immunity from tonight’s elimination!
Amy (confused):
Wait, so we could win the challenge and still get eliminated?
Blaineley (providing clarity):
Not exactly. Tonight’s elimination will not be a vote. Between the four judges, we will rank you on your runway presentations, and we will factor in the math to determine the placement order. The lowest ranking contestant will be eliminated in a sudden death elimination.
Topher (confident):
Sorry, everybody. It’s gonna suck seeing one of you go home, because it won’t be me.
Courtney (catching on):
Wait a second. You keep saying the “main challenge.” The winner of the main challenge gets the prizes. The loser of the main challenge is eliminated in sudden death. What are you hiding?
Blaineley:
In order to get an advantage in the main challenge, we will be having a mini challenge… right now! The winner of the mini challenge will receive the first pick of their fabric choice and a cash tip of two thousand dollars!
Scott (salivating):
Two thousand dollars? That’s a lot of money!
Blaineley:
Ready to play? In the grand tradition of the iconic film Paris is Burning…
Topher (excited):
You’re kidding! Shut up! There’s no way!
Blaineley:
The library is open because reading is fundamental!
Topher (jumping up and down again):
Yes! Yesyesyesyesyes!
Sadie (confused):
We’re going to read books for a challenge?
Scott (rolling his eyes):
I ain’t read a book since I dropped out of fourth grade! No fair!
Heather (snarkily):
There’s a missing piece of the puzzle.
Blaineley:
You’ll be reading alright, but not books. You’ll be reading each other!
Tyler (confused):
How can we do that? We aren’t paper!
Topher (explaining):
No, no. When you read somebody, you’re throwing shade at them. It’s lighthearted insults meant to be fun and playful, but there’s always truth behind the read. 
Courtney:
So we’re just going to insult each other for a challenge?
Blaineley:
That’s right.
Heather:
Finally a challenge you can win without needing help from Shawn, Courtney.
Blaineley:
We’re going to go in alphabetical order. First will be Amy, then Courtney, to Heather, next Sadie, onto Scott, passing it to Topher, and then finishing up with Tyler. You’ll each don the pair of reading glasses and fire your best reads at three of your fellow contestants. Begin!
The camera cuts to Amy standing beside Blaineley, wearing overly exaggerated sunglasses as she stares down the other six contestants.
Amy:
Topher! He’s so easy, he got his mink coat on the lay-a-day plan.
Topher (with a giggle):
Oh my god.
Amy:
Tyler! I know what you got on your GED test…
Tyler (confused):
What?
Amy:
Ketchup. Heather! You could never be a showgirl in Vegas wearing those big feather outfits.
Courtney (fake coughing):
Ahem ahem. Thank god. Ahem.
Heather (not playing along):
And why would that be?
Amy:
Because the only person interested in your legs is Colonel Sanders.
Blaineley:
Alright, Amy! That was a great way to kick this off. Courtney!
Amy takes off the sunglasses and joins the others as Courtney takes her place next to Blaineley.
Courtney:
Topher! You’ve been in more hotel rooms than the bible.
Topher (playfully pretending to be insulted):
Not true!
Courtney:
Heather is such a quick wit. Her mind just moves so quickly.
Heather (smug):
Always ten steps ahead of you.
Courtney:
Now if only you had a good body. Then your mind could take the day off. Tyler! He’s so dumb, he thought that the French Connection was a new position.
Blaineley:
Courtney, wow. I think your tongue might actually be barbed. Heather, the original queen of mean. You’re up next!
Courtney rejoins the others as Heather stands next to Blaineley, putting the sunglasses on.
Heather:
Let’s really turn the pressure cooker up. Sadie, you’re so fat, you put mayonnaise on your aspirin.
The camera cuts to a closeup of Sadie’s face as she’s visually uncomfortable with the joke.
This is a thirty minute show. We don’t have time to waste on mess. See you tonight on the boat of losers, Amy. Topher! Inflation has hit everything except your IQ!.
Blaineley:
The cruel queen proves that she’s still got it. Sadie! Your turn!
Sadie changes places with Heather as she rejoins the group. She seems nervous.
Sadie:
Scott, your ex-girlfriend and I go way back. Kinda like your hairline.
Amy (snickering):
Jesus.
Scott (confused):
I don’t get it.
Amy placed her hand on Scott’s forehead. Her four fingers rested there, and a fifth appeared on her hand to explain the joke to Scott. She then looks disturbed as Scott laughed.
Scott (with a hearty laugh):
Oh! Now I get it!
Sadie:
Courtney, there’s just two things I don’t like about you. Your face.
Courtney (breaking her walls a bit):
Alright, that was good.
Sadie:
Topher! As an actor, your resume is very long, but there’s something I need to tell you.
Topher (playing along):
What?
Sadie:
The lines on your forehead are better than in your last seven movies.
Topher (with a playful shriek):
Ah! Oh my god!
Blaineley:
Sadie, I’m impressed! Who knew all that shade was lurking in there? Scott! You’re up!
More confident in herself, Sadie strutted back to the group of contestants as Scott took her place next to Blaineley.
Scott:
Well I didn’t have anything prepared, but I’ll give it a shot. I may live on a farm and not get the best meals, but it looks like for just sixteen cents a day, you could sponsor Amy to give her a meal.
Amy (impressed, her jaw drops):
Alright, that was good Scott.
Scott (feeling more confident):
You liked that? Let’s keep it going, then! Courtney! This is your fifth attempt at Total Drama, right?
Courtney (playing along, pretending to count):
Three, four… five, yep.
Scott:
You know what they say, what doesn’t kill you… usually succeeds in a fifth attempt.
Sadie (good-spirited):
That was a good try, Scott!
Scott:
Okay, last one. Topher! You think you’re a huge celebrity.
Topher (with a confident smile):
I don’t think, I know.
Scott:
Well a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that don’t make them biscuits.
Topher (with a laugh):
Oh my god!
Tyler looks concerned, he then leaned over and whispered something to Topher. With a smile and a nod, Topher handed Tyler index cards from a binder he pulled out from on a table. Tyler wraps him into a tight bear hug and a blush creeps onto Topher’s face before he moves to switch places with Scott next to Blaineley.
Topher (with a sly smile):
Okay, time to get this party started.
Heather (attempting to flatter him):
Now we’re about to see the master at work.
Topher:
Amy! You’re so thin and malnourished, the only men interested in your body are morticians.
Amy (choking a bit on air):
Jesus Christ.
Topher:
Sadie! I’ve seen your girdle with the magic fingers in it… I think it has arthritis.
In contrast to her negative reaction to Heather making a joke about her weight, Sadie laughs at Topher’s.
In all seriousness, I love your earrings, I think they’re so cute. Quick question. When you got your ears pierced, did gravy come out?
Sadie (playfully):
That’s for me to know and you to find out.
Topher:
Heather, did you know that Popeyes is offering a new chicken dinner meal in your honor? It has no breasts.
Blaineley:
Topher, that was gre-
Topher:
Wait, I’m not done! Now, Blaineley is so old that her social security number is two! She sold bibles when it was just a ten page pamphlet!
Blaineley (snapping at him):
Don’t push it, little boy. Tyler, you’re the last one.
Tyler (nervous):
Okay, let’s do this.
Topher:
You’ve got it, Ty!
Tyler switches places with Topher and reads from the index card.
Tyler (reading):
Scott. He is the poster boy for… cooper, ah! Copper theft!
Heather:
Oh my god, that was brutal.
Tyler:
Topher likes to sew and he’s gay… He’s a fruit of the loom!
Topher (giggling):
Oh my god, he’s so cute.
Tyler:
Amy, I’ve heard of hourglass figures and body tea, but you’re just body P.
Amy:
Am I really THAT thin?
Blaineley:
Well, with an added assist from Topher, I’m assuming, Tyler does well in the reading challenge.
Heather:
That’s surprising because I don’t think he can actually read a book.
Tyler (defensive):
Uh-huh, can too! I read these index cards Topher gave me!
Blaineley:
The winner of the mini challenge that gets to pick their fabric first and a cash tip of two thousand dollars is… Topher!
Topher (clapping and jumping up and down):
I did it, yay!
Blaineley:
Now, I’ll leave you to select your fabrics and get to sewing. I’ll see you on the main stage in four hours! Good luck and don’t muck it up!
The camera cuts to static and then to a confessional block of the final seven contestants explaining the ideas for the look they will be creating.
Amy:
Well, I know how I’m dressing my allegedly capital-P shaped body. A cute little red mini dress to show off all my curves… At least they acknowledged that I have a great rack.
Courtney:
Obviously I’m going to go with the ultimate girl boss look to suit me perfectly. A perfectly tailored gray pantsuit complete with a matching blazer.
Heather:
I’m well aware that Courtney is going to make something with a blazer, so I’ve decided that I’m going to one up her and make one of my own that’s better and a cool skirt. I’m very sure that no matter what I make, I’ll outperform whatever Tyler, Scott, or the big lummox Sadie, so I can just dedicate my performance in this challenge just to getting under Courtney’s skin.
Sadie:
I may not be the most experienced seamstress here, but with all the times I’ve watched and helped Katie make clothes for us, I’ve picked up a few things. For this challenge, I’m going to try and make a cute pink dress that I can look like a prom queen in!
Scott:
Believe it or not, Pappy taught me how to sew because it’s easier to make our own clothes then it is to go out and buy ‘em with money, ain’t it? Since I’m sure Amy’s gonna be making one of them there pretty dresses or whatnot, I’m gonna try to make a suit to match her. Mayhaps I’ll be showin’ her that I’m husband material.
Topher:
All eyes are going to be on me for this challenge, as they should be. Who wouldn’t be shivering with anticipation to see what I’m going to deliver? I’ve already won the last sewing competition and I just won the reading competition and two thousand dollars. Obviously I’m going to win this challenge, the vacation, and the one hundred thousand dollar prize. I don’t know who’s going to get eliminated, but it won’t be me.
Female Intern (over the speaker in the confessional, prodding him on):
So what will you be sewing for the challenge?
Topher:
Oh, I’m not entirely sure yet. I have three ideas. A gown with a long flowing train in the shape of a star to show off what a star I am. A mini dress with a rough edge to show off how creative and versatile I am with my incredible skills. Maybe a classic gown with huge tulle trim. Maybe I’ll make all three and do three runway presentations. I’m going to win, I might as well make a sport out of it.
Tyler:
I don’t know how to sew, so maybe Topher can help me make a tracksuit! He helped me with the reading challenge, he can do anything! 
The camera cuts to static and then to the seven contestants as they were sitting at their tables with fabric. Topher is already cutting out patterns on the fabric as Tyler looks confused looking at the fabric in front of him.
Topher (thinking out loud):
If I cut it here, it’ll accentuate the bust and make my pecs look bigger. Cutting here would make my butt look bigger… Hey, Tyler! What do you think?
Tyler (wrapping red fabric around his body, proud):
I think I’m done, dude!
Topher (looking up at him):
No, you’re not, honey. I’ll help you in a second. What do you think? Should I show off my butt?
Tyler (with a friendly smile):
Do it! You have a nice butt, bro!
Topher (cutting his fabric):
That settles it, I’m doing it.
Tyler (confused):
Wait, you have to cut it? This is so hard.
Topher:
Luckily for you, I know how to do it and I can teach you.
Tyler (happy):
I’m so glad to have a best friend like you, bro!
The camera panned over to Amy and Scott working at tables next to each other.
Scott:
I bet you look pretty in a dress.
Amy (with a smile):
You’ll soon see.
Scott:
I’m not really sure what this drag thing is except that Topher does it. Do you get it?
Amy (with a shrug):
Eh, it’s a complex thing to explain. Basically it’s just playing around with the roles of gender identity and how it relates to how you want to express yourself. 
Scott (confused):
So it means everything but also nothing?
Amy:
Yeah, that’s pretty much it. It proves that gender roles are worthless and outdated and that the focus should be on the person instead of their genders.
Scott:
Oh!... Amy?
Amy:
Yeah?
Scott (scratching his head):
What’s a gender?
Amy (trying to explain):
Your gender is… let’s say what is in your pants.
Scott (confused again):
Gender is expired bologna?
Amy (concerned and confused):
You carry expired bologna in your pants? You’re messing with me, right?
Scott reached into his jean pocket and pulled out a slice of visibly mold bologna. It has stink lines coming off of it as he held it in his hand. He then brought it to his face and took a bite of it, causing Amy to gag and cover her mouth with her hands. The camera then pans to Courtney, Heather, and Sadie working at their tables. Sadie looks a bit overwhelmed and frightened as Courtney was measuring her body with a tape measure and Heather fanned herself off with a blue fan she had sitting on her table.
Heather (mockingly):
Boy, the pressure sure is on today, isn’t it Courtney?
Courtney (rolling her eyes):
You’re not going to trip me up again, Heather. Focus on yourself instead of trying to get my goat. It’s not going to happen.
Heather:
Why? Did you two get married? All I’m saying is that the threat of a sudden death instant elimination must really be making you anxious. One misstep and you could go home without the chance to fight and defend yourself.
Courtney (glaring at her):
If I go home now, I’m going to take it in stride. You’re not going to get under my skin anymore. I’ve grown up, it’s a shame you haven’t. You’re just going to be miserable and evil forever.
Heather:
And you’re going to be a failure all your life. A parasitic leech draining the energy and essence of everyone around you to feel superior to everyone else.
Sadie (innocently):
Heather, are you copying Courtney’s outfit? She’s making a blazer, you’re making a blazer.
Courtney:
Talk about parasites. 
Heather (with a fake smile):
Pure coincidence.
Courtney (sarcastic):
Yeah, I’m sure. By the way, I know all about what you did.
Heather:
And just what is that supposed to mean?
Courtney:
About how you had Topher recording my confessionals in order to cut the audio up to try and turn Shawn against me.
Heather (genuine):
I have no idea what you’re talking about. 
Courtney (rolling her eyes):
Yeah, sure.
Heather (holding up her right hand):
You have my word that I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Courtney:
If only your word meant anything.
Courtney gave her a glare before going back to working on her blazer in a mint green fabric as Heather turned away from her red blazer and looked at Topher, her head cocking slightly to the side as her eyes formed into a glare. She then appeared in the confessional.
Heather:
So the pawn thinks he’s going to start playing for himself now? He thinks he can dethrone the queen and knock her off the board? Don’t make me laugh. Clearly he thinks that he can get dirty with his gameplay and frame me for it knowing that I’m public enemy number one just because of my legacy. The simpleton is insightful, I’ll give him that. When it comes to something that requires real brain power, he falters every single time, but when it comes to matters of celebrity and self-preservation, he comes alive. I may have discounted his nearly empty mind, but now I know just what I am up against. I will play his game and get more than even with him. If he wants to start rolling around in the mud like a hog and think he’ll get away with pretending to be clean, I’ll show him to the slaughterhouse like the filthy pig he is.
The camera cuts to static and then back to the workroom. Needing a break, Topher looks up from his sewing machine and then at Heather, whose devious glare melts into a faux friendly smile towards him. The camera fast forwards a bit. Amy’s red dress is completely sewn together and placed onto a mannequin as she meticulously places silver stones on it. Courtney stares at her blazer on her mannequin, not happy with the current result. She seam rips the sleeves off and takes them apart as she places strips of darker green fabric under the elbow line. Heather is making a checkered black and white skirt. Sadie is hand sewing pink tulle to the hips of her dress. Scott made a tattered stitched rag suit with multiple colors of fabric. Topher made a purple gown with a long train that resembles a shooting star and was sewing something up for Tyler. On his mannequin, Tyler had some strips of black fabric and large wings with black feathers on them.
Tyler:
I appreciate your help, dude.
Topher (with a smile):
Anything for a friend!
Tyler (complimenting him):
You’re just so talented and smart.
Topher (beginning to blush):
Yeah, I am, but so are you. Plus you’re, like, really big and strong.
Tyler:
Well, I work out a lot.
Topher:
And it shows. Plus with the outfit you want, you’re gonna look really hot on the runway.
The camera pans over to Amy and Scott as he watches Amy applying silver rhinestones onto her dress.
Scott (confused):
What are you doing?
Amy (disappointed):
My dress looks boring, so I’m trying to add some stones to try and add some extra color and dimension. I’m not happy with it and I don’t have time to make another one.
Scott (wrapping his arms around her waist):
I think it looks purty, like you. If you need more stones, I might be able to help.
Scott reached into his pocket and began pulling different items out. Handfuls of sand and dirt were placed on the table followed by moldy meat, cheese, and bread as he continued digging. Eventually he pulls out rocks of varying sizes from his pockets and hands them to Amy.
Amy:
You carry rocks in your pockets?
Scott (with a shrug):
You never know when they’ll come in handy. Plus there was a really cool one that reminded me of you! I had to pick it up! It tasted really weird.
Digging into his pocket one more time, he pulls out a large shiny red ruby and proudly shows it to Amy. She looked over at it, expecting to see another rock and was astonished to see him holding a gemstone.
Amy (amazed):
Where did you find this?
Scott:
I smelled something really good outside and fell into a cave. When I climbed out, I accidentally broke this off and it got stuck to my shoe.
Amy:
This is a ru-
As she looked closer at it, she noticed that Scott had carved her face into the side. She gave him a sweet smile and wiped a tear from her eye. He might be a hillbilly, but he was more charming than she could imagine.
Scott:
Do you like it?
Amy:
Baby, you’re the greatest.
Scott (handing it to her):
I want you to have it.
Amy:
I’ll treasure it forever. Because you gave it to me.
She stood on her toes and pressed her lips against his as he re-wrapped his arms around her waist. The camera then panned to Courtney, Heather, and Sadie.
Heather (applying pressure):
Wow, Sadie. That’s a pretty dress you made. However, don’t you think that it would look better if worked with your body type instead of against it?
Sadie (confused):
What do you mean?
Heather:
Well, a woman of size like yourself should try to hide your shoulders and legs, yet you’re choosing to show them off. I admire your confidence.
Courtney (glaring at Heather):
Have you no tact?
Heather (with a shrug):
What? I’m just offering some advice.
Courtney:
You’re just fat shaming her and pretending that it’s critique.
Sadie (looking defeated):
…No she’s right. I need to make some sleeves and turn my prom dress into a gown.
Courtney (feeling sympathetic):
Is that really what you want to do? Sadie, you were excited to make a prom dress.
Sadie just reluctantly nods. Against her better judgment, she caves to Heather’s cruel criticism. With another glare towards Heather, Courtney walks from her station over to Sadie’s.
If that’s what you want to do, Sadie, then I’ll help you.
Sadie (reluctant):
…I can do it myself. Besides, Heather will help me if I need it, but thank you for the offer, Courtney. I appreciate it.
Heather (dismissive):
Ooh, sorry Sadie. I’m busy. I need all of my time to finish working on my outfit. This is a challenge after all with a sudden death elimination. I have to make sure I’m not going anywhere.
Sadie (disappointed):
Oh, okay. I understand.
Courtney:
Look, Sadie. I know we might not like each other, but I’m done and if you really want to change your dress, I’ll help you.
With tears forming in her eyes, Sadie gives Courtney a nod and the two begin to make alterations to Sadie’s dress. The camera cuts to static and then to a confessional block.
Amy:
He gave me a ruby. I don’t think he knows what he gave me, but he gave me an actual gemstone just because it reminded him of me. I think I really love him.
Tyler:
Topher is such a great friend. Like he’s just one of the bros! He made me an outfit that shows off what he calls my “gorgeous body.” He called my outfit a sexy dark angel and said that it fits me. He’s just so smart that he knows what to do without any words needed to be spoken!
Heather:
We are at the final seven and Sadie is securely wrapped around my finger at this point, no matter what I say. Topher has decided to fly from under my wing and attempt to soar on his own, but he will crash and burn like Icarus flying too close to the sun. Scott and Tyler’s garments are absolutely hideous, and whoever doesn’t get eliminated in the challenge today will undoubtedly get eliminated sooner rather than later. That takes us to the final four. With Sadie working with me against Amy and Courtney, we will inevitably reach the final two. I have no doubt in my mind that in every event, I will sweep her. In a jury, I frame her for doing my dirty work and getting the blood on her hands while I’ve done no real wrong. The only jury votes I won’t be collecting belong to Zoey, Shawn, and Dave. In a final challenge, I shan’t be losing against that big bumbling oaf. I can taste the two million dollars already.
Dakota:
I’m excited to see the fashion hit the runway, but I do wish I was competing in this challenge!
Topher:
My gown looks absolutely incredible. Nobody is taking this win away from me. I’ve seen the alleged “fashions” around the room and I’ve got this one in the bag. The only other person that could even come close to taking the win from me is Tyler and that’s because I made his outfit myself. Either way, I’ve got the win, the prize money, and I’m not going home.
The camera cuts to static and then to the final seven contestants sitting at the tables by the wall of mirrors, starting to do their makeup. Tyler just stares at the mirror confused and picks up two brushes and flies them around his head.
Tyler (playing airplane with makeup crushes):
Incoming torpedo launch!
Topher (infatuated):
You’re so funny.
Tyler:
This is usually what I do when Lindsay is doing her makeup for her vlogs. 
Topher:
Have you ever done your own makeup?
Tyler:
Nah, whenever I do the videos with Lindsay, she always does it for me.
Topher:
Well I don’t want you to go home since you can’t do your own makeup.
Tyler (scratching his head):
Do I have to wear makeup?
Topher:
Well the challenge is drag.
Tyler:
We’re racing cars?
Topher (with a light giggle):
Not that kind of drag, honey.
Tyler:
Okay, good. I can’t drive.
Topher:
Don’t worry, I’ll do your makeup too!
Tyler:
You’re the best.
The camera panned from Topher standing in front of Tyler, applying makeup on his face to Amy and Sadie sitting next to each other.
Sadie:
Oh no!
Amy (slightly concerned):
What’s wrong?
Sadie (with a whine):
My foundation dried out. I don’t have any left!
Amy (unconcerned):
Well that’s a shame.
Sadie:
Do you think that-
Amy (cutting her off):
Lindsay left some? I doubt it. She keeps inventory over everything she uses.
Sadie (defeated, with a sigh):
Oh…
The camera then cut to Amy in the confessional.
Amy (finger tapping her lip, thinking):
I cannot stand Sadie. She is the reason that Samey and I fell apart the first time we reunited. She drove a wedge between us and nearly succeeded in getting us to hate each other again. She’s also the same person that rigged the votes to eliminate Eva just because we became close friends and had an alliance. I have no respect for her, nor do I want to help her…  But Samey did forgive her and Shawn did tell us that if we were to show Sadie some kindness, he thinks we’d be able to swing her over onto our side against Heather… it seems I have no choice but to let go. It’s what Samey would want.
The camera cuts to static and then back to Amy and Sadie talking at their tables.
Sadie:
I tried so hard and came so far… I was so close.
Amy (handing her foundation over to Sadie):
Here, use mine.
Sadie (brightening up):
Wow! You mean it?
Amy:
Yeah. It wouldn’t be fair for you to tap out now when we’re this close to the finale. We’re both here to redeem ourselves, so I don’t want to see you give up now.
Sadie (cheerfully):
Wow, Amy! Thanks!
Amy:
Yeah, don’t mention it.
The camera cut to Sadie in the confessional. She seems conflicted.
Sadie (thinking):
I think I might have misjudged Courtney and Amy all along. They’ve been very kind and helpful to me lately. Wait a second, did I let my hunger to prove myself get in the way of forming friendships with the girls and creating drama with Amy? Did I let Heather soak me in her flavored water evil and then wring me out to take out my friend Samey because she was smart? I think I’ve been making mistakes all along. All I wanted was to prove that I could be a strong player, and I let myself get used like a rookie. Oh no! It’s my fault! I have to make it up to them!
The camera cuts to static and then to Chef in drag sitting at the judges panel in the center seat. He claps his hands twice to silence the noise.
Chef:
Silence! Time has run out! Turn up the runway lights and pump up the jams, it’s time to see our final seven contestants bring it to the runway! Lights… camera… action!
A house remix of the theme song plays as the first contestant struts down the runway. Amy is wearing a deep red mini dress with silver rhinestones accentuating her waist and hips with silver hearts on her chest with a sheer tulle train moving behind her sewn to the shoulders. She chose to accessorize with a red heart handbag and red pump heels, her brown hair tied up into a high ponytail with a red scrunchie. She wore a highly feminized makeup style with red eyeshadow blended into a smokey eye with red lipstick. As she walked the runway, the judges made puns.
Blaineley:
She’s got a real heart-on for us.
Dakota:
This dress is gorgeous. I love it with my whole heart.
Chris (rolling his eyes):
A red dress with silver stones? How original.
Chef:
The Queen of Hearts is back in town.
With a final pose on the runway, Amy exited and Heather followed her, next in line. She is wearing a vibrant red blazer with a black shirt with a ruffled collar underneath, paired with a black and white houndstooth skirt. To accessorize, she is twirling around a wooden croquet mallet with red stripe accents and is wearing red thigh high gogo boots. Her black hair is tied up into a teased out high ponytail with a red scrunchie that bounces with every step she takes. She did her makeup to look very dramatic with bold red eyeshadow and deep burgundy lips.
Dakota:
Heather, Heather, Heather, and someone.
Blaineley:
Gag me with a spoon, does she look like Mother Theresa?
Chris:
She’ll always be a bluebird. A girl scout cookie.
Chef:
Welcome to her candy store.
Like Amy, Heather hit one final pose on the runway before exiting. Following her was Sadie. Sadie walked down the runway in a floor length gown with a massive amount of pink tulle around her waist to accentuate the pink sequin main body of the dress with cold shoulder sleeves. To accessorize, she was wearing a massive silver ring on her right hand and in some poses she made, she can be seen wearing pink pump heels. Her hair was let loose and reached down to her shoulders. In contrast to her usual cutesy aesthetic, she genuinely looks stunning and she moves confidently. Like Amy, Sadie’s makeup was highly feminine, accentuated by the pink eyeshadow and gentle warm orange lipstick.
Chris:
It looks like a kid threw up a birthday cake.
Dakota (impressed):
This is just so gorgeous.
Blaineley:
This pink pony girl wants to ballroom dance at the club.
Chef:
Wow, Cinderella made it to the ball after all.
With a final pose, Sadie exited the runway and soon after came Topher. With a smirk on his face, he walked down the runway with an egg shaped mass around his entire body to confusion from the judges. His face is highly contoured and feminized with purple eyeshadow, graphic eyeliner resembling constellations, and deep purple lipstick. He is wearing dark purple thigh high gogo boots. As he reached the end of the runway, the egg dropped, revealing a massive, form-fitting purple gown with a long train flowing behind him in the shape of a star with white in the center, purple around it, and then black around it. With his hair now visible, he is wearing a purple wig, sculpted to look like a galaxy with detailed impressions of a yellow moon, white stars, and black constellations across it. The four judges are visibly interested in his presentation as Dakota’s jaw drops and Blaineley looks impressed, clapping loudly. 
Dakota:
The biggest star on Earth!
Blaineley:
Stars come and go, but this one crashed down to our planet.
Chris:
Shining like a supernova, brightest of the stars.
Chef:
This is Topher to Earth, bringing the beat.
With a very confident final pose, Topher then exited the runway and his impressive presentation was followed by… Tyler. He moved confidently down the runway as he wore an outfit consisting of nothing but strategically blacked black stirips down his body to showcase his pecs, abs, and biceps, a black jockstrap, black angel wings, and black gladiator boots with straps up to his thighs. To the confusion of the judges, Tyler’s face is wearing the exact same makeup as Topher, except all in black, creating a contrast between his very ripped, masculine body and the highly feminized look on his face. Blaineley is visually interested in Tyler, but the rest of the judges look less than impressed.
Blaineley:
Angel of my dreams.
Dakota:
I’m really strapped in for this look, Chef.
Chris (cracking himself up):
Getting the strap on for tonight, Chef?
Chef:
The Black Swan on testosterone.
With a final pose, Tyler exited and Scott began to walk down the runway next. He was wearing a tuxedo suit made with scrap fabric, being stitched together like patchwork. Visibly, the colors are messy and disorganized, but it is a structurally sound garment. Unlike Tyler, with his masculine presentation, Scott opted to go all in on presenting masc, painting the area around his mouth orange to resemble facial hair in his natural shade, as well as some specs of chest hair on the visible portion of his chest. His face was sharply contoured to further his masculine presentation and he wore army dog tags around his neck.
Chris:
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Blaineley:
I’ve never attended a hillbilly wedding before. Are we about to dance to the banjo and jug band?
Dakota:
So this is what happened to Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors?
Chef:
He’s just Ken. Sorry, he’s just too drunken to present this to us.
With a final pose on the runway, Scott exits and Courtney begins walking down. She is wearing a mint green pantsuit that fits her form perfectly. Her makeup is subdued with nude eyeshadows and lipstick and she’s wearing black pump heels. Her bob haircut moves in rhythm with her steps and poses.
Chris:
What’s her name? B.O.B.? They’re calling her bob!
Dakota:
I’d vote Courtney Rodham Clinton for president.
Blaineley:
Felt cute, might deliver a state of the union address later.
Chef:
Well we know who wears the pants in her relationships.
With a final pose, Courtney exits the runway and the screen fades to black. When it returns, the contestants are all standing at the end of the runway in the order of their runway walks from Amy to Courtney, prepared for the judges critiques. 
Chef:
Welcome back, my final seven contestants! I have to say, despite the fact that some of you don’t have much designing or dewing experience, or some of you, none at all, this was genuinely a very strong round of competition. Even the worst of the looks tonight aren’t terrible and look appealing. Tyler! You have absolutely no sewing experience, right? How did you make this look?
Tyler:
Well it was all Topher. I told him what I like, and he took it and ran with it and created a whole look around it. He’s amazing, dude!
Chef:
I see, and what was it that you like that he made the outfit around?
Tyler:
The wings! They’re so cool! I wish they were real, though.
Dakota:
Sadie, I was told by production that you were making a prom dress. What made you shift from that to a ballgown?
Sadie (playing with her fingers, a bit upset):
Well, I was afraid that it might not look good on my body.
Dakota (giving her a sweet smile):
Honey, your body is gorgeous. Wear whatever you want, I promise you’ll look smoking hot. 
Blaineley:
Scott, you said you were going to make a red suit. What made you change into this… clown couture?
Scott:
I figured that it would be more impressive to show off that I made my look from the scraps that everybody left, n’ such.
Dakota:
Wow, so your entire outfit is made out of everyone’s scraps? That’s impressive.
Scott:
Pappy always said to make sure nothing goes to waste.
Chris:
Courtney, what made you choose the mint green fabric? I’ve seen plenty of green pantsuits in my time, but none of them mint?.
Courtney:
That’s exactly why. It’s something classic and elegant, but with a different take. 
Chef:
Alright, now I must ask you all. Given that we are at the final seven and someone must go home in sudden death… Who should go home tonight, and why? Amy?
Amy:
Heather has been antagonizing and terrorizing the entire competition since day one and suffers no consequence for it. 
Heather:
Awfully rich coming from you, Amy.
Amy:
Even today, she was trying to stir the pot to sabotage Courtney and Sadie, and I think it’s time for her to go.
Chef:
Alright, Courtney?
Courtney:
I look around down the line at all of these contestants and one answer clearly stands out to me. When I look at everyone but one, I see ideas. I see thought processes. With Heather, there is none of that. She only made her outfit because I made a pantsuit and she’s only wearing red because Amy is wearing red. There is no thought put into what she has presented today, and she should not be rewarded for stealing the ideas of others.
Chef:
Heather?
Heather:
I do agree with what Courtney is saying. We need to have contestants in the final six that deliver consistently with unique points of view. Right, Courtney?
Courtney:
So you agree? You need to leave.
Heather:
I do agree. Amy’s elimination is long overdue. She has spent her whole life trying to imitate others around her. Her sister, me, Courtney. There are no redeeming qualities and there is no star quality. She’s coasted this far by allying with Eva and Lindsay, manipulating her sister, and riding under Scott. There’s no room for floaters in the final six.
Chef:
Sadie?
Sadie (looking around the room):
I think based on tonight, I would have to say Tyler. When I look at what he’s wearing, I’m not really sure I get it. It looks like he’s just showing off his body, and while it’s nice, I don’t think it’s exactly up to par with everyone else.
Topher:
Showing off his body is the entire idea.
Chef:
Alright, Scott?
Scott (with a nod):
I have to agree with Sadie. Based on what I see today, Tyler’s probably the weakest link. 
Chef:
Topher?
Topher:
You know, I think really analyzing the lineup that we have here tonight… I would say that Heather does this show on a level that is clean, cut, concise. She puts that little extra thing on it that makes it the Heather Experience. Scott and Tyler bring something so unique with their perspectives. It has so much heart. Courtney also has a unique spin on what she does because she’s not afraid to push the boundary. That is something that is very admirable. You never know what to expect from Sadie, and I think that the unexpected is something that I look for. Amy does what she does exceptionally well, however, Amy, I would have to say, for a lack of a better word, is on the more generic side. Everybody else in this lineup brings something a little different and unique. So tonight, I would have to say Amy for those reasons.
Dakota:
Wow, he pulled out the scroll just for that.
Chef:
And Tyler? Who should go home tonight and why?
Tyler:
Uh… I think Scott because I don’t like his outfit.
Chef:
Alright. Contestants, you may go back to the workroom while the judges and I deliberate.
The camera fast forwards as the contestants walk off the runway and follows after them as they sit on two orange couches facing each other. On one couch, Amy, Scott, Courtney, and Sadie sat opposed to Heather, Topher, and Tyler. There is clear tension in the room following the answers to the question.
Topher:
So how are we all feeling?
Sadie:
I’m glad nobody said my name.
Amy (defeated):
Well you did really good with your dress, Sadie. You look incredible.
Courtney:
I wouldn’t be shocked if you won. Dakota especially loved you.
Topher (cocky):
But did they get up out of their seats and clap for you?
Tyler (impressed):
Woah, dude! You got them all to stand up?
Scott (concerned):
How do you feel, Amy?
Amy (visibly upset):
I’ve never sewn anything before in my life, and I think I did a good job here tonight, yet I was still thrown in front of the bus by two people.
Topher (defending himself):
Well wait a second, nobody here said that you did bad. Heather said that you’re a floater and I said that you’re not original. Your dress looks very nice for a first attempt. It looks like a mini dress you could pull off the rack at a department store. It’s nothing special and it’s a bit boring, but it looks very solid and you should be proud of that. You’re just not all that interesting to get into the final six.
Amy (ticked):
Well personality isn’t the deciding factor here, it’s what we made and how we wore it. You know, the challenge. And speaking of the challenge, if we were to just look at that, I believe you just sent Tyler home because he is just wearing some strips of fabric and a jockstrap. Because you’re so physically attracted to him, it clouded your judgment when he asked you for help, and you made the better outfit for yourself and gave him the scraps. He asked you for your help and you sank him. What kind of friend are you?
Topher (fighting back):
Hold on a second, now Amy. That’s not what you said out there on the runway. Out there, you said that it should be Heather to go home because you don’t like her, but once two people did it back to you, you want to get defensive and angry and say that it should be judged on the looks and that Tyler should go home. Pick one side and stick with it. Just because you’re mad that you tried to play a dirty game and it blew back up in your face does not mean you get to change sides now. 
Amy:
Two things can both be true. Heather should not get to stick around and be rewarded for having the personality of a horse’s ass and the alleged outfit that you made for Tyler looks awful. 
Heather:
Look around the room, Amy. Look at all these conceptual outfits. Look how different they all are. Yes, even the assortment of straps Topher made for Tyler to wear. Each one is finely hemmed and seamless. You cannot find anything like that in a store, mass produced for the plebians to wear. That is a one hundred percent, one-of-a-kind custom creation that Topher made for Tyler that is perfect for a night out on the town to go clubbing. Your dress is a basic mini dress with cheap stones that I could pick up off the clearance rack from Walmart because nobody wanted it at full price and nobody wants it on sale. You are a failure and that is why you deserve to lose like the disgrace you are. You do not deserve to be here.
Courtney:
That’s big talk coming from someone that plagiarized two designs. 
As the contestants argued, the camera panned back to the judges in the middle of deliberations. Chef clapped his hands to silence them.
Chef:
Silence! I’ve made my decision! Bring back my drag artists!
=== Act Three - The Results ===
Setting: The Chef Hatchet’s Drag Race mainstage
Once again the camera faded to black. When it returned, the contestants were standing back on the runway in the runway order in front of the judges panel.
Dakota:
I just want to say that it was an honor to be here and see what all you’ve created today.
Chef:
When I call your name, please step forward…
Amy.
Tyler.
Scott.
The three of them stepped forward on the runway stage, awaiting their results.
You are the bottom three and are up for elimination.
Courtney.
Sadie.
Topher.
Like the others, the three of them stepped forward.
You are the top three. You are all moving forward to the final six and one of you will win the cash tip of one hundred thousand dollars!
Courtney:
Oh my god.
Sadie:
I really did it!
Topher:
Give the money to mama!
Chef:
And the winner is…
Topher! You have won a cash tip of one hundred thousand dollars and an all expenses paid vacation to… sunny Jamaica!
Topher (clapping for himself):
Words cannot describe how much I deserve this.
Chef:
Topher, Courtney, Sadie, and Heather… you are all safe from elimination and may exit to the back of the stage. Amy, Scott, and Tyler, you must stay and face the judges’ critiques. Up first, Amy.
Dakota:
Amy, let me start off by saying that this dress is very well made. If it were pink, I’d absolutely wear this dress. With that being said, the challenge was to design something couture. Something you’d see walked on the runway of a fashion show by an anorexic model that would throw up a pea she ate. As lovely as you look tonight, this just isn’t couture. It’s a very pretty dress that you could buy at the mall. It just didn’t meet the theme.
Chris:
Amy, you looked cheap, and that’s no compliment. It’s a disgrace that you walked onto my show and into Chef’s challenge with an outfit that looks like you could buy it off the rack. All three of you clearly have no eye for fashion and it shows.
Blaineley:
Amy, this look was just a big disappointment from you tonight. We’ve come to expect you somehow rising above all expectations in the challenges that you set the bar higher and higher each week with what you prove you can do after returning from an early elimination on your original season, and this time, you’ve failed to raise it further and this is just so upsetting.
Chef:
Amy, for your first ever attempt at making your own outfit, this is a good first attempt, but it just wasn’t up to par with the gorgeous outfits all around you.
Amy (with a mournful nod):
Thank you.
Chef:
Up next, Scott.
Dakota:
Scott, wow! It’s great to see you. You’ve really come out of your shell and grown up since your reign of villainy on Revenge of the Island. I think your tuxedo suit is very well made and it’s an interesting concept to take the fabric scraps of all the contestants and turn it into something fashionable in itself. However, I wish that you made some editing choices in what fabrics you used. It’s very commendable that you reduced waste like this, but the final result looks like an eyesore. It’s just so unfortunate that the execution got in the way of an award winning concept.
Chris:
Scott, I don’t know what to say. This looks absolutely disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. You had a very cool idea, but you executed it like Marie Antoinette. This looks like something that should be legal for a firing squad to shoot you just for wearing. It is absolutely amazing how you can ruin a solid concept like this. Vile. This suit’s very existence is an affront to humanity and mocks God’s creation.
Blaineley:
Scott, this looks like a clown had food poisoning, vomited and had diarrhea all over a puffer tuxedo. The sizes of the patchwork is inconsistent and the colors are too mishmashed to be appealing. This belongs in the garbage.
Chef:
Scott, while your concept of using scrap fabric is very intriguing and commendable, it just fell flat. It left us wanting more and less from you at the same time.
Scott (disappointed):
Oh…thank you, judges.
Chef:
And last, but not least, Tyler.
Dakota:
Tyler, first of all, let me say that your body is absolutely incredible, as if it were chiseled into marble stone. Your face tonight looks so beautiful, but I’m not sure why it matches Topher’s.
Tyler (explaining):
Oh, that’s because since Lindsay wasn’t here to help me, Topher did it! I think he did a great job!
Dakota:
He absolutely did, your face looks absolutely stunning. However, I’m not entirely sure why the two are together. Your face is painted so soft and feminine compared to wearing next to nothing and showing off how big and muscular your body is. It just didn’t make sense to me. I understand that Topher is your friend and that he helped you quite a lot in this challenge, but you need to learn to say no and how to reign in your style. The disconnect between your face and body, as well as the fact that Topher had to do everything for you… it just makes me wonder if you should stay for the next round.
Tyler (confused):
Reign? Like a horsey?
Chris:
Tyler, this was just too much gratuity for yourself and too little outfit to present to the judges panel. The challenge was to make a couture outfit. Not only did you not make this, it is entirely off theme. This is something a little twink would wear to the club and bump booties on the dance floor after sniffing lines off the table and doing horse tranquilizers. Your dependency on Topher in this challenge really hurt you because he was distracted by being interested in you physically, and you didn’t step in at any point to stop him and put any thought into what you would be presenting to us. This was just absolutely dreadful.
Blaineley:
Tyler, your body is just ungodly hot. I would love to watch you parade around in this all day every day. Nothing but this or even less. Your body is just a ten out of ten. That’s all.
Chef:
Tyler, your confidence is admirable, but your inability to step in and make decisions on your appearance really hurt you, plus your taste level proves to be questionable.
Tyler:
My taste level? The chicken sandwich I had for lunch was really tasty!
Chef:
Drag artists, I have consulted with the other judges, but the final decisions are mine to make tonight. Amy, please step forward.
Amy (reluctantly stepping forward):
Let’s just get this over with.
Chef:
You are safe from elimination. You may exit to the back of the stage.
Her eyes wide with shock, Amy released a sharp exhale as she expected to be eliminated.
Amy:
Thank you.
Before she left for the back of the stage, she grabbed onto Scott’s hand and gave him a warm smile, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear, then walked away.
Chef:
Scott. Tyler. You are the bottom two. Before I reveal my final decision, the time has come for you to attempt to change my mind and give a passionate plea to remain in the game over your fellow contestant. Scott, you’re up first.
Scott:
I have proven myself in this show time and time again and my track record speaks for itself. I have made the merge every single season I have competed in and this is no exception. Based on the remarks the judges have given me, my outfit seems to have been the worst of the night, but I am a proven talent. I am capable of bouncing back after my showcase here. I have respect for Tyler as a person, but as I must campaign against him, I have to say that while he is physically capable and a loyal ally, he is lacking in the other aspects of his gameplay. He relies on somebody else to be the decision maker for him and shows no drive to play the game and win the competition. He is a great man, but he’s not a great competitor. If I get to stay, I will continue to prove that I am a strong contender for the finale and I will do anything in my power to reach it. You know my resume.
Chef:
Alright, that’s a very compelling argument from Scott. Tyler, your turn.
Tyler (with a smile):
I really enjoyed my time here and I think I’ve proven myself to be a diamond in the sand. I’ve made new friends and reunited with old ones. I’m not going to say that I deserve to stay over Scott because as much as I deserve it, so does he. I’ve showcased my talents and my strengths this season, and I’ve shown the world that Tyler is great. If this is my time to leave, I’m going with my head held up, but I still have more to show. My body is ready to show you everything. I’ve made the bed and I slept in it. I’ll keep making the breakfast and eating it if I stay. I can go all the way and do it by playing a fair and honest game. 
Behind them, the five safe contestants erupt into thunderous applause and ovation.
Chef:
Thank you. Those were two very strong, passionate arguments and I wish I could keep you both, but the rules are the rules. Scott…
Scott (with a slow nod):
I understand. It’s been a fun ride.
Chef:
Hooray, you stay.
Scott (bowing):
Thank you.
He walked over to Tyler and the two shook hands. After looking at each other, the two shrugged, and in a show of good sportsmanship, embraced in a hug before Scott joined the rest of the five at the back of the stage. Tyler stood on the runway alone with a smile.
Chef:
Tyler, your time here has now come to an end. I have to admit that I will miss your positive energy around here. It was nice to have someone appreciate all my hard work and the food that I’ve cooked for them. You have touched the hearts of not only your fellow contestants, but the world around you. Our lives are better for having you and your relentless positivity and kindness in them, now… runway away.
Tyler (with a nod):
Thank you. You have changed my life forever. All of you.
The final six contestants joined Tyler on stage, Amy with tears in her eyes, and Topher wildly sobbing, embracing him in a group hug.
Topher (wailing):
I’ll never forget you!
Tyler:
I’ll see you all at the finale! Peace out!
As the hug broke up, Tyler turned and walked back up the runway. Turning back around, he gave one final pose for the camera. Before walking off, he tripped over his own feet and fell over, knocking down an intern holding a boom microphone and another with a camera. Chef released a dejected sigh before perking up again.
Chef:
Amy. Courtney. Heather. Sadie. Scott. Topher. Congratulations, you are the final six contestants on Total Drama: Resurrection! Report to the campsite now for further instructions.
The camera cuts to static
=== Act Four - The Campfire Ceremony ===
Setting: Pahkitew Island, the campsite, nighttime
When the camera returns, the contestants are all sitting at the lit campfire at the campsite, cooking hot dogs over the fire. At some point between now and when the camera first cut to static, Tyler had boarded the boat of losers and was sent home. Topher proudly holds the Golden Marshmallow of Immunity in his hand, then sits it in his lap. Chris and Blaineley then arrived at the campsite, holding four sheets of paper, placing them on the podium.
Courtney (interested):
What’s all that?
Blaineley:
They’re your scores from the challenge.
Heather:
So why did you bring them out here instead of reading them to us there?
Chris:
We have something special planned for you.
Scott:
Oh god.
Amy:
I don’t like the sound of this.
Blaineley:
We’re going to leave these here on the podium.
Chris:
If you choose to look at them… you open Pandora’s box.
Blaineley:
It could be something good… 
Chris:
Or something unspeakably evil.
Blaineley:
But you won’t know until you check.
Topher:
Well what happens if we don’t check?
Chris:
We release a different unspeakable horror on you for the next challenge.
Blaineley:
Well… goodnight!
Chris and Blaineley walk off into the distance leaving the final six contestants to sit and think. As no words work spoken, the marshmallow Scott was roasting over the fire caught on fire and melted down into his lap, causing him to run around screaming in pain before dropping onto the ground and rolling.
Courtney:
We might as well look.
Topher:
Yeah, they’re just going to make us suffer anyway. 
Heather:
But if we don’t look at them, we force their hand and make them do something else.
Amy:
And there’s definitely nothing good that’s going to happen if we look at them. It’s going to be something awful no matter what. Might as well make them scramble to do something else.
Sadie:
But what if we get a reward?
Topher (getting up):
I’m looking. It’s just going to be torture anyway.
Topher walks over to the podium and snatches the four pieces of paper.
Sadie:
Gee, it doesn’t look like anything happened.
Courtney:
See, it was a bluff. It’s going to be another torturous challenge no matter what.
Amy (annoyed):
Go ahead and read the scores, Topher.
Topher:
Well I got first place from all four judges. Of course I did, I did great.
Courtney (dismissive):
Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
Topher:
Courtney got second from Chef and Chris, but third from Blaineley and Dakota. Sadie got second from Blaineley and Dakota, but third from Chef and Chris.
Sadie:
We tied?
Courtney:
For second?
Topher:
Heather got fourth place from Chef, Chris, and Dakota. She got sixth from Blaineley?
Heather (offended):
Sixth? That's totally bogus to the max.
Topher:
Amy got fifth from Chef, sixth from Chris and Dakota, and seventh from Blaineley.
Amy:
That plastic baboon gave me last place? As if she would know fashion when her skin is pulled so tight, her ears are on top of her head.
Topher:
Scott got sixth from Chef, and fifth from Chris, Blaineley, and Dakota.
Sadie:
So Tyler got all last places?
Topher:
Pretty much. He got seventh from Chef, Chris, and Dakota. Blaineley put him fourth.
Heather:
Fourth place is crazy when he looked like that.
Topher:
Hey! I made him look hot! 
Sadie:
Well, I guess this is it then. I’m gonna head to bed. Goodnight!
Topher tossed the four score sheets into the fire and the screen faded to black.
Robotic Female Voice:
Pahkitew Self Destruct Sequence initiated.
The theme song plays
== Trivia ==
* At the beginning of the episode, Tyler finally catches on to the fact that Topher has a crush on him, and the two decide to remain close friends.
* Tyler reveals that his physical trainer is Ryan from The Ridonculous Race, which Topher's father hosted.
* Following the events of Haunted Mansion with the real and fake immunity idol being put back into play, Topher tells the girls that Heather has already found the real immunity idol. He then reveals in the confessional that he was lying because he plans on betraying his alliance with Heather.
* Dakota returns to be a guest judge again this episode. This was foreshadowed in her cameo appearance in Lightning Strikes.
* Chris cattily asks if there will be any fashion at the fashion show. This is a reference to Dwight stating that there were no outfits during Sheree's fashion show on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. To further this reference, Blaineley saying Shein by Sadie is a reference to Sheree using dropshipped items used on stores like Shein and AliExpress for their cheapness for when she finally started the She by Sheree business.
* The title and challenge of the episode is a clear reference to RuPaul's Drag Race, of which Topher is a fan.
* In exchange for not receiving individual immunity, the winner of the challenge would win a cash prize and a paid vacation instead.
* Scott reveals that he dropped out of school in the fourth grade.
* Despite multiple comments about her size throughout the season and many in this episode, Sadie only becomes offended when Heather makes a fat joke at her expense. Courtney later defends Sadie when Heather tries to fatshame her to pressure her into changing her dress.
* During this episode, Sadie realizes that she has been manipulated by Heather all along, and wishes to fix her reputation before it becomes damaged any further.
* There is a joke about breaking the fourth wall when Amy explains the joke about his hairline to Scott.
* Following Shawn's warning in the previous episode and Samey's kindness from her elimination in One Foot Ahead, Amy and Courtney start acting nicer to Sadie in this episode.
* During their discussion about drag and gender identity, Scott reveals to Amy that he carries old lunch meat in his pockets. He later reveals that he also carries rocks in his pockets and that he licks them.
* Despite suggestions that she was aware of Topher's plot to set Courtney up in the previous episode, Heather reveals that she actually had no knowledge of it and decides to abandon her final two with Topher, opting to work with Sadie instead.
* Scott unknowingly gives Amy a ruby in the episode, believing it to just be an ordinary rock. He also carved her face into the side of it.
* Dakota is the only guest judge to use the confessional, using it in this episode.
* Tyler reveals that Lindsay is also a vlogger in this episode and that he wears makeup for her videos if she wants him to.
* Chef references the Agnetha Faltskog song "The Queen of Hearts" during Amy's runway walk.
* Heather's outfit and the judges' comments are references to Heather Chandler.
* Sadie's runway look is a reference to Cinderella.
* Blaineley references the Chappell Roan song "Pink Pony Club" during Sadie's runway walk.
* Topher's runway look is a replica of the star train gown Plastique Tiara made on RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars 9 during the design challenge, but in purple.
* Chris references the Kylie Minogue song "Supernova" during Topher's runway walk.
* Chef references Vivacious' cover of the song "I Bring the Beat" during Topher's runway walk.
* Blaineley references the JADE song "Angel of my Dreams" during Tyler's runway walk.
* Chef references the movie The Black Swan during Tyler's runway walk.
* Chris references the Pocahontas song "Colors of the Wind" during Scott's runway walk.
* Dakota references the Dolly Parton song "Coat of Many Colors" during Scott's runway walk.
* Chef references the "she's eveything, he's just Ken" promotion for the Barbie movie during Scott's runway walk.
* Chris references the B.O.B. and Nicki Minaj song "Out of My Mind" during Courtney's runway walk.
* Dakota references Hilary Clinton during Courtney's runway walk.
* Topher answering the "Who should go home tonight and why?" question is a direct reference to Luxx Noir London's answer to it on RuPaul's Drag Race season 15.
* While the judges are deliberating on results, Topher lies to the contestants and tells them that the judges stood up and applauded him, to Tyler's amusement. 
* Topher wins both challenges in this episode.
* Dakota gives each of the bottom three contestants compliments and constructive criticism in contrast is Chris and Blaineley outright insulting them.
* As the standard Drag Race lip-sync could not be done in script format, the bottom two instead stand on the runway and give final pleas like on Big Brother.
* Tyler refuses to engage in slandering Scott in order to stay in the competition.
* Chef is upset that Tyler gets eliminated. He follows Lindsay and Shawn as his favorite contestants of the season getting eliminated in a row.
* Tyler is the only contestant not seen packing and boarding the boat of losers, as that portion of the fourth act was cut for timing.