Episode 347 - Onslaught Begins

==Episode Description== 
In which we stop procrastinating and dive headfirst into Onslaught; Professor Xavier is a jerk; Dark Beast wasn’t even supposed to be here today; Onslaught declaims like it’s the Silver Age; Bishop gets some long-awaited closure; and we pitch alternate candidates for the X-traitor.
==X-plained==
* Hyperstorm
* Onslaught (entity)
* Onslaught (event)
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* How to pronounce “Buccellato”
* The opposite of a pep talk
* Nate Grey vs. Professor X
* The Z’noxx (again)
* One of several times Charles Xavier has faked his own death
* Muscle March
* Franklin Richards
* The Gem of Cyttorak
* A villain speech
* That one recording Bishop found in the future
* The X-traitor
* Li’l Charlie
* Magneto’s hood ornament
* Alternate takes on the X-traitor
==Link & Further Allusions==
* Muscle March sure is a real video game that actually exists.
==Listener Questions==
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