The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 3

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== Transcript ==
(The scene changes to Amy's house, it is now morning. Amy wakes up, and heads down stairs)
Amy: (Yawns) Wow, I feel fantastic! (Amy's stomach growls) And hungry... (To her stomach) Thanks for getting me out of school.
(The scene switches to the kitchen, where Amy pours a bowl of "Inky's Cereal of Fun!" for herself. She then goes to the fridge, and tries to find a carton of milk. She finds a carton with a label on it, "Milk" written on it)
Amy: Really, mom? Do you have to label everything? We both know what it is, so what's the point of labeling things?
(Amy goes into the living room to find Zach on the couch, still asleep)
Amy: (Blushes) Oh, Zach...
(Amy looks at Zach)
Amy: (In mind) Oh, my gosh! I'm about to touch Zach again! Okay, Amy. Just be yourself...
(Amy touches Zach with her hands, waking him up)
Amy: (Gently, blushing) Hey, buddy, wake up. It's morning.
Zach: (Wakes up) Oh... (Blushes) Hey, Amy... Wow, I feel more relaxed than usual... Usually when I get up, I get these cramps in my back...
Amy: Huh, really? How do you sleep at night?
Zach: Oh, I don't sleep. I just stay up and watch stuff on my phone until it runs out of charge.
Amy: Well, that explains it...
(Amy sits next to Zach)
Zach: It's quiet...
Amy: Too quiet...
(There is absolute silence for 10 seconds, the silence is broken when Amy realizes that Zoey is gone)
Amy: (The camera quickly zooms into her face) WAIT!
Zach: W-What is it, Amy?
Amy: Where are my parents?!
Zach: Yeah, come to think of it, where's my mom? She should be here to pick me up by now...
(Suddenly, a blast of magenta ink covers the window next to Zach)
Zach: AH! (Jumps into Amy's arms, frightened) Where did that come from?!
(Zach and Amy look at each other, and blush very hard. Zach gets off Amy, as they both giggle nervously)
Amy: What was that?
Zach: I don't know, let's go and check it out.
(Zach and Amy look outside to see where the ink splat came from. They see that Octolings and Octarians are all over the place, raiding Inkopolis)
Amy: Octolings?! Octarians?! Octopuses?! What are THEY doing here?!
Zach: They must be raiding us! This is NOT good! We gotta save everyone!
Amy: If we're quick... (The camera zooms into her face) We can get out of this!
(The scene changes to Zach and Amy, running as fast as they can through a raid of Octolings)
Amy: (With the camera still zoomed into her face) Run, run, run, run, RUN!!!
Zach: Why did you make me do this?!
Amy: Just trust me on this, OKAY?!
(The scene changes to Zach and Amy entering the Inkopolis Square, where several Inklings are being kidnapped by the Octarians)
Amy: Oh... Oh my...
Zach: Wow... What a catastrophe...
(Note: The Fat Octarian is voiced by John DiMaggio, the Short Octarian is voiced by Mr. Lawrence and the Double Tentacle Octarian is voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
Fat Octarian: Hey, kid! You're coming with me! (Picks up Amy)
Amy: LET ME GO, YOU BIG, FAT OCTO-FREAK!
Fat Octarian: Hey! That's not nice! I'm just having some fun with ya'!
Double Tentacle Octarian: C'mon, man. Stop messing with her!
Short Octarian: Just take her back to base!
Amy: I said LET ME GO!
Fat Octarian: (Laughs) Silly Inkling. You'll never escape from my big, strong, manly grip!
Zach: That's not what you think, fatty!
Fat Octarian: (Turns his head) Huh?
(A metal pole falls onto the fat Octarian's head, knocking him out)
Double Tentacle Octarian: That's gonna leave a mark...
Short Octarian: That kid can chop down poles with just his hand!
Zach: You better back away! I warn you! I'm a brown belt, and a black belt!
Short Octarian: Quick! Let's head back to Octo Valley! Before this little brat karate chops us to shreds!
(The Octarians run away)
Amy: Thanks, Zach.
Zach: It's my pleasure. Now let's get out of here! Quickly! Before the Octolings get to us-
(A blast of magenta ink appears out of nowhere, narrowly missing Zach. The camera pans to an Octoling woman named Sarah, and an Octoling man named Lloyd)
Sarah: Well, look what we've got here!
Lloyd: It looks like we have a bunch of Inklings to capture!
Sarah: Let's get them!
(Sarah and Lloyd attempt to kidnap Zach and Amy)
Lloyd: I'm going for the blue dude!
Zach: Really, fool?
(Zach kicks Lloyd in his crotch)
Lloyd: OW! (Falls to the ground while covering his crotch) Why did you have to kick me there?!
Sarah: (Fake laughs, and then speaks with a serious tone) Back away from me, little dude.
(A tall, tough, chubby Octoling woman named Scarlet shows up)
Scarlet: Looks like we have a few cockroaches to crush~
Amy: (Her eyes widen, and she goes pale) You...
(Amy has flashbacks of Sophie's death)
Scarlet: (Smirks) Look how much you've grown... (Giggles gently, but evilly) What's the matter? Did you remember something... Tragic?...
Amy: (Scared, tearing up) W-W-Why did you have to c-c-come back?...
Scarlet: Because I can, and I wanted to~
Zach: (Pulls Amy away) Amy, what's going on?
Amy: (Still scared) I'll explain it to you later...
(Scarlet comes up to Sarah and Lloyd with a not so impressed face)
Scarlet: (To Sarah and Lloyd) What are you two doing?! LLOYD! GET UP! Or else...
Lloyd: Or else what?
Scarlet: (Picks Lloyd up from the ground by grabbing onto his chestplate) I think you already know...
Lloyd: (Sweats nervously) Oh, t-t-that! R-Right!...
Scarlet: And I will do that particular thing to you if you don't follow my orders.
Lloyd: If want something done, why don't you just do it yourself? Are you too fat to do anything?
Scarlet: You wanna know why I got so fat?... (Pulls Lloyd closer, being intimidating. She speaks with a throaty, sinister tone) When I was a child, and a lot skinner... I had friends who said I was "thin as a stick", that I could "snap easily like a twig"... No, no, they were right. I could of snapped easily... When I got home to my parents, I started eating everything in the house... Including my cat... But then, there was nothing left... I had to bulk up somehow... So, I started eating my friends... And you know what?... They tasted delicious... Ever since that day, Inkling meat became apart of my diet, and I gained a few pounds because of it...
Sarah: Hey, Scarlet? C-Can you please put Lloyd down? Y-Y-You're hurting him...
Scarlet: (Turns to Sarah) Do I look like I care?
Lloyd: Can I say something?
Scarlet: (Turns back to Lloyd) What is it?
Lloyd: Could you let me go first?
Scarlet: Fine... (Drops Lloyd to the ground) Happy? Now, what is it you wanna tell me?
Lloyd: The two Inklings got away...
Scarlet: (Grabs Lloyd by the shirt and pulls him in) And you let them get away?
Lloyd: You had me by the shirt, so I couldn't. That's just common sense.
Scarlet: (Glares, her tone is more ominous) Well, we're gonna go get them...
(The scene changes to Zach and Amy, who are running through the streets of Inkopolis)
Zach: Let's find a way out of the city. (Sees an alleyway) I think I see one now. Follow my lead.
(Zach and Amy go through a large crowd of Inklings. They both bump into Callie and Marie, who are both also trying to escape the city)
Zach, Amy, Callie & Marie: OW!
Callie: Well, look who it is. It's the girl who made a fool of herself on TV!
Amy: (Still shaken up) N-Now is not the time to d-do that, Callie...
Zach: We're trying to escape the ci-
(Suddenly, Sarah and Lloyd catch up with Zach and Amy. They capture Callie and Marie, and run away with Callie and Marie in their custody)
Sarah & Lloyd: We'll come back for you two later!
Callie: (Screams) HELP US!
Zach: Don't worry! We'll save you! Just hold on!
(Amy looks down at the ground, still anxious from before)
Zach: Look, if we save them, they might think you're not such a loser after all. Now, let's get our friends. I'm sure they're confused about everything right now.
Amy: (Anxious) O-O-Okay.
Zach: Oh, there they are.
(Zach and Amy find Jasper, Henry, Izzy and Katie in an alleyway, confused about what's going on around them)
Amy: (On edge) Guys! We're here to save you!
Jasper: Save us?
Henry: Oh, finally!
Katie: Amy! You're alive!
Amy: There's no time for talking! Follow my lead!
(Amy jumps down a manhole. The others hesitate for a second, but then do the same thing)
Amy: Okay... I'm sure they won't find us here...
(Scarlet comes up behind the Inklings)
Zach: (Puts his hand on Scarlet's belly, thinking it's a wall while stretching his leg) Yeah, they probably won't. Let's just chill down here until the raid is over.
Scarlet: (Puts her hands on her hips, with Zach's hand still on her chubby belly, annoyed) Ehem...
Zach: (Looks and sees his hand is on Scarlet's belly) I was wondering why the wall felt soft and warm...
Scarlet: (Pushes Zach's hand away, and pulls out her Octo Shot) Your hand felt nice, but I have a job to do.
The Inklings: AH!
Scarlet: Oh, calm down! I'm a person too! Hm, teenagers... I'll speak your "Language"... (Clears throat) "Yo, dudes! Our Troop Program is so cool and hip! (Crosses her arms) Maybe you could, like, join it or something! Be radicle like us, and NOT like the losers! We're the bomb, yo!". Ugh...
Zach: That's not how we speak! What are you, from the '90s or something?
Scarlet: Well, YES, actually! I was born in 1990!
Zach: Uh, hello?! 1999 just called! They want a new millennium! Oh, wait! That already happened! Does "Y2K" sound familiar?! Year 2000?!
Henry: Actually, the millennium started in 2001, not year 2000, also known as "Y2K".
Katie: He's right. There was never a "0 AD" or CE. It just went from 1 BC or BCE, straight to 1 AD or CE.
Zach: Huh... I didn't know that...
Scarlet: Why is that important? You Inklings will join us in our Troop Program, whether you like it or not! Who wants to be brainwashed first?
Zach: How 'bout "No"?
Scarlet: Let's start with the turquoise-haired one. Grab him!
Jasper: Oh, why ME?!
(Sarah and Lloyd grab Jasper by the shirt, and drag him to Scarlet)
Jasper: Hey! HEY! Get away from me! MOMMY!!!
Scarlet: Mommy's not here, little one. It's just me, your friends, and MY friends.
Lloyd: "Friends"? Aha! No! Way off! More like "employees"!
Sarah: More like "slaves"...
(Zach throws the manhole cover at Scarlet's head, which makes Scarlet fall to the ground)
Zach: Go! Go! GO!
(The Inklings run and get onto a wooden platform. They go across the sewage river close to them)
Jasper: W-W-Wait, I'm not- (The Inklings go down a sewage waterfall) READY!!! AHHH!!!
Sarah: I am NOT doing that.
Lloyd: Me neither.
Scarlet: (Sighs) We'll get them later. I'm sure they'll come around to us. We have more Inklings to catch.
(The camera cuts to the Inklings riding down the sewer tunnel with Run To Me by Clarence Coffee Jr. playing in the background)
Izzy: WHOO-HOO!!! YEAH!!! (Losing her balance) WH-WH-WH-WHOA!!!
(Izzy falls off the wooden platform)
Henry: Tough luck, pinkie!
(The wooden platform does a loop around the tunnel, which makes Henry fall off, followed by Katie)
Henry & Katie: AHHH!!!
Jasper: (Holding onto the wooden platform, tightly) NO!!! AHHH!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!! (Sees a brick sticking out of the tunnel walls, heading straight for him) Oh, c'mon... (Gets hit by the brick and falls off the wooden platform) AHHH!!!
Zach: Don't worry, guys! We'll collect you later! Oop, there's a pipe.
(Zach and Amy get shot out of a pipe)
Zach & Amy: AHHH!!!
(Zach and Amy fall straight into a truck, which is full of pillows)
Amy: I'm alive!.. But, still very scared...
Zach: Wait... We're still in Inkopolis?! Oh, c'mon! What a waste of time THAT was! (Annoyed) Oh... Quick, let's hide.
(Zach and Amy go down an alleyway, which leads them into the woods. The scene changes to Alex and Clauds, hiding in the Jellyfish Pizza Prince Pizzeria from the crowd of angry Octarians)
Alex: I think we're safe here.
Clauds: Yeah... I'm sure they won't find us in here.
Alex: I'm hungry, I wonder if there's spare pizza in the kitchen...
Clauds: I don't think you should go in there... There could be Octolings!
Alex: Eh, there probably isn't. Why would they raid a pizzeria?
Clauds: For money, maybe?
(Alex goes into the kitchen of the Pizzeria and raids the kitchen for food. He finds a trail of pizza slices and follows it. He makes it to the end of the trail and finds a big plate chocolate cake)
Alex: Alright!
Clauds: Alex, don't!
(Alex touches the cake, which turned out to be a trap. An Octoling comes and traps Alex in their arms)
Octoling #1: Gotcha!
Alex: What? Oh, c'mon!
Clauds: I told you!
Octoling #2: (Grabs Clauds) Well, hello.
Clauds: Dammit!
(The camera cuts to Ryan and his gang, who are all in an abandoned house, hiding from the Octarian attacks)
Sam: Do you think we'll be safe in here?
Ryan: Yes. They won't find us here. For now.
Jessica: They just HAD to raid us when we were just about to give that "redhead" a piece of our mind!
Ryan: Actually, speaking of Amy, I wanna make it up to her...
Sam: Wait, what?
Ryan: You heard me. Last night, I felt really bad about what I did to her. Like, c'mon! She was humiliated on national television! That's one of the worst things that can happen to someone! If that was me on television, I'd never show my face again. So, if we survive this, I'll apologize to her. 
Sam: (Grabs Ryan by the shirt, and pulls him down to her level) What have you done with Ryan?... 
Ryan: (Crushes Sam's hand) He's right here... 
Sam: (In pain) MPH! UGH! Okay, okay! 
Jessica: Damn, Ryan. I didn't know you actually felt empathy for other people... Do you really mean it?
Ryan: Look at me, Jessica. Do I look like I'm joking? I mean it!
Sam: But, what about that "Blue Boy"?
Ryan: I was acting like a jerk to him too. I punched him in the face so hard that I gave him a black eye, which is completely unacceptable. I'll apologize to him too.
(Lloyd breaks into the abandoned house)
Lloyd: Well, hello there.
Sam: You've got to be kidding me...
Sarah: (Falls from the celling) AH! (Hits the ground) Ow! (Gets up) Hi, Inklings!
Sam: (Dryly) And you have a friend...
Sarah & Lloyd: You three Inklings are coming with us!
Ryan: Not if we take you down first. Girls, get them!
(Everyone fights each other, offscreen. Scarlet walks in)
Scarlet: (To Sarah and Lloyd) SARAH?! LLOYD?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (Looks at the Inklings) Whoa, they're big...
Sam: Speak for yourself!
Scarlet: (Glares at Sam) Watch it...
Ryan: Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do, fatty?
Scarlet: You think this weight makes me weak? This fat is a shield, built from years of stress and survival. Every bite I took as a kid was to silence the chaos inside.
Ryan: Alright, let's get this over with... (Punches Scarlet, but it does nothing to her) O-Okay... Not a problem... (Punches her again, but still does nothing to her) Uh... (Laughs nervously) Um... Right... (Punches her one more time, but still does nothing to her, hurting himself) OW! Why did that hurt ME?!
Scarlet: It's impolite for a man to hit a lady... Maybe I should... (Towers over Ryan) Teach you some manners...
Ryan: Uh-oh...
Scarlet: (Grabs Sarah and Lloyd) You two are useless... You couldn't even capture three Inklings! (Sighs) Let me handle this. (Points her Ink gun at Ryan)
Ryan: (Hesitantly) Oh... Crap...
(Scarlet fires magenta ink at Ryan, killing him instantly as he explodes into a puddle of ink)
Sam & Jessica: NO!!! RYAN!!!
Scarlet: (Chuckles) He didn't even stand a chance... Now, he doesn't exist!
Sam & Jessica: You killed our leader!
Scarlet: Well, at least "your leader" died from doing what he loved... (Giggles) Being a big, stupid, pink-headed bully! (Laughs)
Sam: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!
Scarlet: Uh, YES? It's just an Inkling! Franky, he's food to me.
Sam: Ugh! You're disgusting!
Scarlet: Yeah, I know... (Laughs, and then changes her tone to a more serious one) Sarah, Lloyd, get over here... (Scarlet pulls Sarah and Lloyd close to her) You two need to step up your game. There are only a few citizens left, so our goal is to get them to our base, and either get them to join our army, or (At the top of her lungs) KILL THEM!!!... Just find them, and bring them to me... Do you understand?
Sarah & Lloyd: Yes, my Queen...
Scarlet: Now GO!
(Sarah and Lloyd take Sam and Jessica with them back to base)
Sarah: (To Lloyd, about Scarlet) She really has an attitude problem... And she's scary... Are you okay?
Lloyd: Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine... Why do you ask?
Sarah: (Puts her hand onto Lloyd's shoulder) You're my best friend, I care for you.
(Lloyd smiles at Sarah, and walks away with Sam and Jessica in their custody. The camera cuts back to Scarlet, she looks at herself in a mirror, which is in perfect condition)
Scarlet: (To herself) My, my... I have an amazing body... (Under her breath) Even if I AM a bit fat...
(The camera slowly zooms into Scarlet's face)
Scarlet: (To herself) Don't keep on escaping from us, Inklings. We're still not gonna give up tracking you down. You'll be ours, you'll see...
(Scarlet laughs evilly as the scene fades to the next scene)
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