No More Thelma (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Charmy and Saffron's TV Time ==
Charmy and Saffron were watching Thelma on TV
Bea: "Mom? Dad? What are you watching?"
Saffron: "Thelma. One of our favorite shows."
Charmy: "It's so funny! And the mystery was cool. I love Cindy. She's such a great writer."
Bea: "May I watch it with you?"
Saffron: "Not until you're older."
Bea: "Aww..."
Charmy: "Looks like the show ended! Change the channel!"
Bea: she changes the channel
== Ring Intro ==
A lot of bees put the title card together
== Episode ==
Charmy: "I love watching this show."
Saffron: "Me too. It's times like this that show that I'm proud to be married to you, Charmy."
Charmy: "Same. And also we bought a lot of Thelma merchandise."
Saffron: "I know."
Charmy: he went to his room to show the collection of Thelma merchandise, but it was empty "Where is the Thelma merchandise?"
Saffron: "A thief stole it."
Bea: "Don't worry, parents and royals of the colony. I am going to solve this crime and get you back your Thelma merchandise. If not, then I'll use all my money to buy them all back."
Saffron: "It's a deal, my good little princess!"
Bea: "Thanks, Mom." she flies to follow the footsteps of the person who stole their Thelma merchandise and detected said footsteps with her magnifying glass "I need to find a horde of Thelma merchandise, but I don't know what to do."
Melissa: "Tangle does hate the series."
Glimmer: "And she isn't as morally righteous as Sonic. Let's find her and her daughters. They're always up to mischief."
Bea: "Let's do it!"
The three go to Tangle and her kids
Twist and Twirl: "What do you want now?"
Bea: "Any Thelma merchandise?"
Twist: "We hate that show."
Twirl: "Why would we bother with it?"
Bea: "Well, I think your Mom stole my parents' Thelma merchandise."
Tangle: "Like my girls said, why would we bother with it?"
Bea: "Because you hate it a lot."
Tangle: "OK? Why would we be interested in that anyway?"
Bea: "To be fair she never went to the Golden Hive Colony's area. Also you two are surprisingly silent today. Seems suspicious to me. And where are the other four reptiles of the team?"
Melissa: "They are having fun in the local Reptile Pool."
Bea: "Well, the Princess didn't call them for this, unless that Princess is me, because I am a princess, but when I said princess, I meant Princess Sarah."
Glimmer: "Also considering how it insults its audience, Amy and Cream would have disrespect-"
Bea: "You already used morally righteous as a reason for Sonic not to do it. Amy and Cream would not do it either for the same reason."
Melissa: "And Tails and Knuckles couldn't care less about Thelma."
Bea: "And Sally too."
Melissa: "Who would hate-"
Glimmer: "Is it like you thought Shadow was-"
Melissa: "Good idea."
Bea: "Shadow? He wouldn't bother with TV."
Melissa: "Hmm, good idea. Man, this is so hard."
Bea: "Now we're just talking. Come on, animators, you can do better than just a pointless talking scene. Anyways, it could be Vector."
No drawing of Vector was shown
Bea: "I said, it could be Vector."
The animator drew a thought bubble and what Vector would do
Bea: "Thank you. Vector is a greedy crocodile, and he probably dislikes Thelma as much as the next guy. As a result, he might have stolen all of the Eggman Merchandise and sold them for a high price. And the Chaotix always visits the Golden Hive Colony."
Melissa: "And since the folks at Sega haven't given my Dad and Glimmer's Dad much personality, let's assume that they would be likely to do this."
Bea: "Be careful, though. You might get the wrong suspect. From what I know, Mighty is a pacifist, and he's more into nature, which is why he mostly lives in a forest unless he is given a mission by the Chaotix."
Melissa: "Dark implications anyone? Well, not exactly, I like city life better."
Bea: "Ray is more plausible, but not as much as Vector."
No thought bubble of Ray was shown
Bea: "I said-"
The animator drew a thought bubble reflecting on Bea's thought
Bea: "That's better."
The thought bubble was now about the animator
Bea: "Now it's about you. I was just about to explain why Glimmer's father isn't a very good suspect." she clears her throat "Ray likes adventure, but it's not adventure when he's been to the palace. He isn't as mischievous as Tangle, so I don't know why he'd do that."
Melissa: "Then that still leaves us with Vector."
Glimmer: "If the reptiles of our team aren't here, then shouldn't you put them as suspects?"
Bea: "Oh! Right! Maybe the reason they didn't want to join us now is because they might've been the culprits. And the local Reptile Pool is known for being a place full of toxic Thelma haters."
Melissa: "Now this scene is getting boring. Can we just go to the Reptile Pool?"
The three went to the Reptile Pool
Bea: "AHA! I got you red-handed, Sly and Espio. Although you're not the main culprits, we'll have to have a talk with the rest."
Espio: "But we're trying to stop this horrible display of stupidity."
Veronica: "And we may be very toxic towards Thelma fans, but we're making your parents an exception. If you want to get a more plausible answer to your mystery, then why not go with Rouge? She's a thief, and she wants to steal stuff. Also, going by supply and demand, since there are not that many people who want those, price is higher, and as a result, these will become more rare."
Bea: "You forgot that that show was recent, and if they want the merch to sell, they've gotta make the prize lower."
Veronica: "Maybe with how rare these may become, people would want to buy them as a sign of privilege."
Bea: "Now let's stop the economics lesson and solve a mystery. Do you want to join?"
Sly: "No thanks. I've got toxicity to demolish."
Bea: "OK!"
Bea flew away and carried Glimmer and Melissa
Vector: "Thelma sucks!"
Tamara: "Yeah! It's so bad!"
Shelly: "That show doesn't even have a good mystery!"
Snake 1: "It insults its fans!"
Topple: "And it's mid!"
Shelly: "Look, Topple, I like how you're trying to be like us, but your insults are trash. Makes sense since you're the daughter of Trip the Sungazer, one of the kindest people on Mobius."
Sly: "I detest your toxicity."
Topple: "Me too. I know how to insult and I learned to do so in order to know how to avoid it. And I'll teach you to avoid being toxic towards Thelma fans."
Espio: "Oh, well, I guess you are doing your thing, future guardian of the Northstar Islands."
Topple: "You should let people like Thelma. It may be an insult to the fans, but you shouldn't insult ITS fans. Liking it isn't gonna cause any harm."
Reptiles: "But it's so bad, and we will not let anyone like it. Thelma in that show is horrible."
Topple: "And with one of the most contrived plot twists. I get it. But can we please get along with the fans? At least try! Or else you're messing with me, and if you're messing with me, you're messing with my Mom, who can literally become a dragon."
Reptiles: they hide "Got it, Topple!"
Topple: "There."
The trio of detectives tried looking for clues until...
Bea: "Oh darn it, a Thelma toy in an EGGMAN base?"
Melissa: "Come to think of it, Eggman would be one to do that."
Glimmer: "He wants to do anything to take over the world."
Bea: "And he is an enemy to my parents. Let's see if he's there." she flies to Eggman's base and saw all the Thelma merchandise "Aha! I got you, Eggman. Red-handed. You've taken my parents' Thelma merchandise."
Eggman: "Oh, uh, I was playing with them so that I can get an idea how machines similar to these toys can take over the world!"
Melissa and Glimmer: "We're taking you to the Golden Hive Colony, Eggman."
The three went to the Golden Hive Colony's home with Eggman and all the Thelma merchandise
Charmy: "So, you took all the Thelma merchandise from me."
Saffron: "Not surprised. Oh, well, time to trash his entire empire. Come on, bees, cause as much havoc as possible!"
The bees attacked Eggman's base and sank his entire island
Eggman: "But I live there!"
Charmy: "Well, the only place you'd be living in now is prison right here in our palace. The only food that we'll serve you is honey."
Saffron: "But since we can be nice to you, we are still giving you a sweet treat. Be our taste tester."
Eggman: "You know, it's weird that the girl I should've killed right when I kidnapped her before she became one of the strongest people on Mobius was the culprit of last episode, Tails was the culprit of the JC's first episode, and a time traveler was the culprit of the episode right after."
Tails, Silver, and Amy: "Well, we still abhor you, and we'd abhor to do this, but welcome to the JC Culprits Club, Eggman."
Eggman: "Oh no, I can see where this is headed."
Amy: "At least you're given more mercy than I was last episode. But I'd be happy to take my anger all out on you, because YOU ARE MY PERSONAL ARCH-NEMESIS! I hate you, I hate everyone who loves you, and-"
Flash: "Oh really, everyone who loves him?"
Amy: "Not you. It's not that I hate them, it's just I want them to understand that he's a bad person. I hate the most stubborn of Eggman fans, but that list doesn't include you, because by technicality, you're not one of his fans."
Tails: "But back to Amy's point, you kidnapped her many times, she wanted to be as strong as I, Sonic, and Knuckles are so that she can get sweet revenge on you and Metal Sonic, and-"
Cake: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is a comedic show! Don't go into full detail all of his actions."
Tails: "You joked about the Metal Virus in the first episode. What's your excuse?"
Candy: "Well, it's because we weren't taking it seriously."
Amy: "Eggman, you've done too much for me to let anyone like you. Even Sonic would allow more admirers than I do."
Bea: "That's not saying much, because Sonic encourages people to do what they think is right, and at worst, he'd try convincing people to stop liking Eggman. You, Tails, and Knuckles on the other hand are toxic Eggman haters. Since this entire episode is a satire against Thelma's toxic haters, how about we deliver the message of anti-toxicity by making you three suffer the consequences of your actions?"
Amy: she holds a sign that says "Please cut before we get punished..."
Bea: "Nope."
Tails, Knuckles, and Amy were put in safes in glass cases that say "In Case of World-Ending Threat, Break Glass"
Knuckles: "You've recycled this joke from last episode!"
Bea: "So? I'd like to do this to you again. At least you're gonna be spared of any physical pain."
Sonic: he breaks all 3 glass cases and frees Tails, Knuckles, and Amy
Bea: "Seriously?"
Sonic: "In case of world-ending threat, break glass. That sounds like Eggman to me. He doesn't want to do it, but he could put our world in a much worse fate."
Bea: "Nice loophole. Getting smarter, eh?"
Sonic: "Yep."
Amy: "Thanks, Sonic."
Tails: "I guess at the end of the day, Sonic is our hero. He's much more influential. Without him, we wouldn't be this strong."
Knuckles: "But being second to him is all good, as long as Shadow, Silver, and Blaze are second to us."
The End!
== That's All Fellas ==
Bea: she appears in the Ring Intro background "That's all, fellas! For this season's 11-minute episodes, at least."
The End!
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