Amir Talai

The Boss. The Cuncle. The Cunty King. The beloved dictator of Amirica, Amir eats and leaves no crumbs. He is pretty much as chaotic as his current role as Alastor…minus the murder, of course.
When not serving cunt on Twitter, Amir is the voice actor for Alastor in the musical comedy series Hazbin Hotel, Crane in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness and Skidmark in Turbo FAST. On-screen, he played Alan in the Fox series LA to Vegas and Abdul in the Oxygen series Campus Ladies, in addition to guest starring in many well-known series such as Ghosts, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, and Hannah Montana. He also frequently turns up in Amiricans' dreams, often bearing ice cream. 
Amir is 47 years old and was born in San Francisco on June 24, 1977. Amir speaks fluent French, some Persian, Spanish, and Simlish. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, our Queen, Nina Manni, and their dog Joey. Please note that in the previous sentence, Amir's wife, our Queen and Nina Manni all refer to the same person, they don't have some exotic polycule situation going on. 
Politically, Amir describes himself as a 'Warren Democrat'. He uses his platform to speak on racism, abortion, misogyny, LGBTQ+ rights, worker’s rights, and other issues. In 2024 he launched a fundraiser for the Lilith Fund which, with the frenzied help of his fans, raised over $35,000 USD to provide assistance and support for people in Texas who need abortions. 
Amir enjoys poker and basketball, supporting the Golden State Warriors NBA team. He dislikes not being given enough dessert menus for the whole table at restaurants, not being given a steak knife with his meal, and cilantro. 
=== Articles written by Amir ===
* 17 Years After 9/11, I’m Still a Terrorist in Hollywood’s Eyes - Vulture, September 13, 2018
* When A Brown Actor Plays A White Character, Who Really Wins? - BuzzFeed News, August 21, 2015
=== Interviews with Amir ===
* Amir Talai - Meet The Biz With David Zimmermann, July 10, 2024
* Voice Actor Amir Talai On Bringing the Demonic Alastor To Life in ‘Hazbin Hotel’ - Awards Daily, June 19, 2024
* Interview: Amir Talai on Playing the Most Enigmatic Demon in ‘Hazbin Hotel’ - Awards Radar, May 27 2024
* Amir Talai - Shut Up and Listen with Heather Matarazzo, 27 Sept 2019
* Q+A with Amir Talai : The Most Prolific Iranian American Actor of His Generation - The Persian Observer, September 4, 2018
* The Role of Race in Race Roles: Amir Talai in An Octoroon - Cal Alumni Association, July 26, 2017
=== Other media ===
* Annie - 15. You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile by Bert Healy @ Hollywood Bowl 7/28/18
* Amir Talai QUEEN LIVE
=== Trivia ===
* He cookshttps://x.com/AmirTalai/status/1780081413473317128
* He doesn't drive stick
* He's allergic to cats (But he loves them anyway)
* He has a butter knife wielding arch nemesishttps://x.com/radio_cannibal
* He is not gay. He habves a wife.https://x.com/AmirTalai/status/1775187357324763373
* Despite having a wife, he has previously eloped with Blake Roman and Erika Henningsen
* Despite popular belief, he does indeed have both of his feet.https://youtu.be/MpvonwDzlIA
* Amir Talai will not appear in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’https://x.com/AmiricansNation/status/1800592336629493764 
* He was the "Stinky Kid" in High School
* He uses Crosswalkshttps://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/228z95/comment/cgktzbq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
* His favourite Video Game of all time is Kid Icarus for the NEShttps://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/228z95/comment/cgkioxh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
* His favourite ice cream topping is Dulce de Leche and sea salt.https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/228z95/comment/cgkzdlq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
* He likes to film scenes where he gets to lie down.https://x.com/AmirTalai/status/1801386841926734052
* Fireworks shows are his favorite thing in the world.https://x.com/AmirTalai/status/1806210343011856750
* His love languages are physical affection and words of kindness.https://youtu.be/OXptjEZVusY?t=2325
* His favourite shape is a trapezoid. 
File:Cunty Amir.jpg|Cunty Amir
File:Cunty Amir 2.jpg|Cunty Amir mk.2
File:Cunty amir 4.jpg|Cunty Amir mk.3
File:Disappointed Dad Amir.jpg|Disappointed Dad
File:Horrified Amir.jpg|Shocked and appalled
File:Pikamir.jpg|Amir's crocheted Pikachu ski mask.
File:Wut Amir.jpg|We can't even describe this one.
File:King Roach.PNG|King Roach
File:Hug2.jpg|AngelicRadio
File:Hug1.jpg|RadioMoth
File:Judging.jpg|Tired Dad
File:Oh....jpg|Selfie Dad
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File:BabyAmir.png|Baby Amir
File:The Ubercheese.jpg
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File:Big Bird.jpg|Radiyellow
File:Jesus.jpg|An apparition of Amirsus Talaist
File:GQZhLdWW4AAim-H.jpg|I wonder what he's trying to say?
File:Hot Amir.jpg|Hot Amir
File:GTI6gP9bEAAn4dp.png|Not Hot Amir