Vogon

The Vogons are a race from the planet Vogsphere.
== General overview ==
=== Biology ===
The Vogons are noted for being "hideous". Their faces are flat with upturned noses and flattened faces due to being smashed in the face by Vogon Slapsticks. 
The Vogons have pear-shaped bodies with droopy jowls on their necks and greyish-brown skin.
=== Society ===
Most Vogons are extremely bureaucratic and aggressive. The Vogons don't value the life of other species - with them bulldozing planets to make way for interstellar construction. The Vogons are also extremely stubborn
The Vogons write poetry that is frequently used as a torture method by them due to how bad it is.
== Hierarchy ==
Several different types of Vogons are present in Vogon society
=== Civilian ===
The average Vogon civilian works in a bureaucratic job - such as interstellar taxes or interstellar censuses. 
=== Soldiers ===
Members of the Vogon military wear a set of black armour that covers most of their body. They are armed with anti-proton cannons.
=== Prostetnic Vogons ===
Prostetnic is a rank that Vogons can gain for years of bureaucratic service. These Vogons gain a wig of their choice as a reward. These Vogons lead Vogon fleets.
== History ==
The Vogons crawled out of Vogsphere's oceans to find a planet seemingly built for beauty - with beings such as the Scintillating Jewelled Scuttling Crabs being present. The Vogons responded to this by smashing the crabs and generally spoiling the Vogsphere.
If God was truly benevolent, they would have incinerated the Vogons, however, they created the Vogon Slapsticks as punishment instead. This just made the Vogons even worse and led to them turning the Vogsphere into a wasteland.
The Vogons became very unhappy with their life on the Vogsphere due to this until they developed stellar travel. The Vogons then discovered that the Vogsphere was nearby the Megabrantis Cluster - the political hub of their galaxy. Most Vogons moved to the Cluster in a few years. The Vogons formed the backbone of the Galactic Civil Service.
The Vogons then began to build vast interstellar highways - bulldozing any planets in their way. They eventually gained intergalactic travel over thousands of years. This led to them discovering the Darkseekers.
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