Yoponot vs ChromastoneandTabby

===Yoponot===
Hey, hippie!
Gather up your memes and your long seires,
And your art and your av, and your music and strings,
Your chat and your pings, cause there's a new wiki lord on the scene!
My readers fall in love with every series that I've written,
Then I end 'em! (Aaaah!) And they're like, "No, he didn't!"
All your guys who die end up alive!
We can tell what's gonna happen by world and age five!
Tell your night-vision eyes to find some edge in your series! (Yeah!)
Ditch the happy, you're getting pretty sappy!
There's edgier plots in my journal at home!
Your half-hokey heroes can't handle my tome!
===ChromastoneandTabby===
Kings, Queens, dragons, dwarves,
Horses, fortresses, magic, and swords!
You Hob-bit my whole shit, you uninspired hack!
You want a war, George? Welcome to Shire-raq!
In book sales, you've got nothing to say!
I'm number one and two! You're under Fifty Shades of Grey!
I got the prose of a pro! Your shit's sub-par!
You're a pirate! You even stole my "R. R."!
(Oh!) We all know the world is full of chance and anarchy!
So, yes, it's true to life for characters to die randomly,
But news flash: the genre's called fantasy!
It's meant to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!
===Yoponot===
I conscientiously object to what you're doing on these beats.
I'll cut you like my teeth on Beauty and the Beast!
You went too deep, Professor Tweed-pants!
We don't need the backstory on every fucking tree branch!
===ChromastoneandTabby===
I cut my teeth in the trenches of the Somme!
You LARPed your Santa Claus-ass through Vietnam!
And it's hard for me to take criticism on clothes
From a dude who sends a raven to say hi to his toes!
===Yoponot===
Man, your fat jokes are worse than your pipe smoke!
My show's the hottest thing on HBO!
I'm rock and roll; you're a nerdy little nebbish,
And I may be dirty, but you got a hairy foot fetish, dog!
Even the names of your characters suck:
You got Boffers and Bofurs and Brandybucks!
I got a second breakfast for all them goofy fucks!
Lift up my gut and tea-Baggins my nuts!
===ChromastoneandTabby===
C. S. Lewis and I were just discussing
How you and Jon Snow…both know nothing!
Because the backstory of my box office is billions!
Got my children making millions off my Silmarillions!
And I'm more rock and roll than you've ever been!
Don't believe me? Ask Led Zeppelin!
You can't reach this fellow! Shit, I'm too Towering!
(Ooh!) Every time I battle, it's Return of the King!