The Walloper

The Walloper was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan in 2020 through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
==Description==
Eivor came across two children bragging about their grandfather's fighting skills.
==Dialogue==
Eivor overhears two siblings talking and play-fighting with each other.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Grandfather's wallop is like none other. All it takes is one.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 2: His fist is a glorious basher of fools, full of great big scars and old dried blood! One day I'm gonna be as strong as Grandfather! I'll wallop the heads off oxen!
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: He uses his powerful wallop to protect us. O, his legend grows with every day!
Eivor meets the children within their conversation.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: O, such a fine wallop it is...
They turn to see Eivor.
*Eivor: Little ones, what is this wallop you speak of?
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: It's our grandfather. And be careful unless you want a walloping.
*Eivor: I am certain my might could clove his wallop.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 2: Many cowards have said the same! He uses only one fist. One wallop. Boom! Like a wolf howling with its knuckles!
*Eivor: Well...this wallop has me curious.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Ha! Good, destiny is coming to your plate. Grandfather, there's someone looking for a walloping!
Their grandfather walks towards them.
*The Walloper: Hello. Yes, I have overwhelmingly powerful strength, but it is not worth talking about.
*Eivor: If you are drengr, we should tell stories of battle, swill a cup of mead around a hearth, and share our wisdom.
*The Walloper: You want some wisdom? Don't become a hero like I have. I'm cursed with this wallop.
*Eivor: These children have me curious. Your calm demeanor even more so.
*The Walloper: I beg you. There is no need for this to go where I feel you think it should.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: You best depart unless you desire your face become a fist cave.
*The Walloper: Children, stop saying such things. I do not want to use it.
:Eivor wants to fight the Walloper.
*Eivor: I truly wish to see this wallop. I will break it with my humble fists.
*The Walloper: Ugh...Neither of us will enjoy this, I am afraid.
Eivor and the Walloper begin their fistfight.
*The Walloper: I'm tired. Don't say I didn't warn you. The disappointment you will feel, I also feel.
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|-|Eivor gets punched=
*Eivor: There you have it. As promised. Banal victory for me and my wallop. Still unbeaten. Why, God? Come back if you want an endless taste of my endless victory. I know I don't want you to. If you want the wallop, it will ruin your life. It has ruined many already.
Eivor talks to the Walloper again.
*Eivor: Hej. I have returned.
*The Walloper: I see. I suppose you want to see the wallop?
Eivor agrees to fight again.
*Eivor: Yes, it is time. I want to experience this wallop.
*The Walloper: This is a sad moment in time. Hold on to your teeth.
Eivor and the Walloper engage in another fistfight.
*The Walloper: And so goes my day.
|-|Eivor beats the Walloper=
*Eivor: Down you go.
*The Walloper: I have never been bested before. I am shocked! Stunned! I never thought it possible. You have thwarted my wallop. You may have access to the treasure my wallop has sadly gifted me over the years. Various awards for bashing skulls. I feel liberated of my legacy. Now I can live the normal life that has forever eluded me. Thank the heavens!
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After beating the Walloper in the fight, Eivor enters his home and took the treasures. 
*Eivor: The treasure he promised.
Before leaving, she finds and reads a will left by the Walloper.
==Outcome==
Eivor defeated the man nicknamed "The Walloper" in a fistfight.
==Behind the scenes==
The Walloper's baldness, yellow outfit, his ability to defeat opponents with one strike, and his quest to find a worthy adversary are all references to Saitama, the real name of the titular hero in the Japanese superhero series .
==References==
*Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir
Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5