Wad

God of Earth, Agriculture and Suffering. 
               Wad is inherently a mystery. The meteor that became Zoth crashed into the ocean long, long ago. As it collapsed into the ocean floor, it cracked the earth, and the Sea of Zoth began to leak into enormous, cavernous chambers far below the ground. Elysian fields began to grow deep below the surface, and a mysterious young man named Alonzo emerged. 
Chamiria first found him as a young beautiful man named Alonzo, and she took him under his wing. She taught him magic and how to create life. However, her young pupil began to change. His face began to warp, he began to become covers in tumors, and he began to look like a hunchback with the texture of molten rock. Alonzo embraced suffering, and changed his name to Wad.
As Wad, he set out to create. He created the dark potato, a harsh, ill-tasting but easy to grow crop meant to sustain large populations. It tastes like black coffee. He then created the Mandragora, a sentient race of plant people who are grown underground. They are humanoid shaped but with their faces on their torsos and no heads. They are ten feet tall and inherently disliked by everyone who isn’t Wad. 
Wad created the Finger Trap as an instrument of suffering meant to bind two people to the constant discomfort of not truly being one. Eventually, the two men he chose for this became the unified Demigod of Wisdom. Wad offers his blessings and curses to mortals freely. Those he looks favorably upon are giving a blessing of maleability and those he disproves up are turned to stone. 
APPEARANCE
               While deformed, Wad’s face is still vaguely handsome. His misshapen body is pockmarked with holes and experimental types of agriculture is grown out of these holes. His expression is simple and earnest.
WHAT IS UNDERGROUND?
               The world underground is full of rich, beautiful fields and a classic pastoral landscape. However, the underground has complicated rules and part of those rules is that you are not allowed to hear the rules and you are not allowed to talk about the rules. A separate ecosystem of creatures live down here, primarily the Mandragora. Once a year, the Mandragora venture above ground in a show of good will to the surface, wish has resulted in a yearly Harvest festival for the humans dedicated to tolerating their presence. 
HOW DO YOU WORSHIP WAD?
               It is very simple to worship Wad. All he wants you to do is say “I’m Sorry” in a baby voice. Wad loves mortals and he thinks they are awesome.