Lizard Men

Lizard Men are anthro reptile people who run around and make funny noises. They're like human midget height and they can breathe. It is unknown if the female ones has big boobs or not because they're rarer to see out in the wild and going to their home nest will likely end up with you getting capped. Nega Mike has tried to recruit them but, due to their animalistic brains, he failed and almost got shot.
They usually wear random clothes they get from looting the lost and found things in schools n shit. However, they do have an affinity for leather and other badass biker stuff. Bone Mike still has nightmares of them stealing his clothes. It is not know if they wear clothes because of lizard Adam and Eve or because they look cool. 
== Abilities ==
* Breathing
* Gun Handling
* Tribalism
*Fashion(?)
Category:Extended Canon
Category:Mike Conflict Timeline
Category:Creatures