Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke Uchiha is a creature who hails from the land of Naruto. He has been known to bite people's nipples off, thus, he is a very dangerous individual. He was created on June 6th, 1666, by his biological father, Elmo Sesame Street. The reason for his birth is unknown, but it is clear that Elmo was the one who birthed him, and that Sasuke has no mother. It is unknown how Elmo was able to impregnate himself.
==Information==
Sasuke is an individual belonging to a very strange species of demon, known as Nipple Demons. The difference between Nipple Demons and normal demons is that nipple demons are known to eat people's nipples, regardless of their gender, as it is their natural diet. However, they can consume other things as well, but nipples are healthiest for them. Due to being a nipple demon, Sasuke is also very short in height, standing at 4 feet and 1 inch of gay. I don't know what to put here.
Sasuke is usually found near various Starbucks locations, Hot Topic stores, Target stores, and in various Home Depot stores, eating wood shavings and hissing at people walking by and giving him weird looks. If you encounter him at any of these places, or anywhere else for that matter, make sure you're wearing a shirt that conceals your nipples, as if you aren't, he may try to bite them clean off. He has done this to Naruto many times, thus, Naruto has no nipples now. Most people who have no nipples are victims of this as well. Sasuke has even eaten his own nipples, thus, he has none.
Damn you, Sasuke. Taking the nipples of many innocent humans/non-humans out there. Fuck off. YOu can't take my nipples, you emo dick.
Sasuke is also married to world-famous weeaboo Tsumugi Shirogane, and they got married on August 33rd, 1987. 
==Why do we need a second section==
Fuck off. PRIMADONNA GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (Yeah)