October 19, 2020

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(Trigger Warning: Blood, violence, suggestive)
== Description ==
Monday
The video is a monologue from Kristen reflecting on her recovery since the altercation between herself and Victor. Kristen starts by saying it wasn't "a lot of fun" getting hit in the face with a skateboard. This is coupled with a flashback to when she got her injury. Kristen then nonsensically adds that if her pork pie is late, she'll have to get married on Sunday. She then continues as normal, commending Sir for being helpful in getting her memory back. She admits that she knows dealing with her fractured state has been difficult, but then diverges into talking about how the mothership has nipples, and needs to be milked before the storm. She then explains that she doesn't remember the kidnapping, but that Sir said that it was really scary. This features flashbacks to when Sir was in the hospital with her while she was recovering, then when Victor and Chad were forgotten by Tim during the attempted kidnapping. 
Kristen goes on her mindless tangent again, explaining that there's a bag of fried buttholes in her top dresser drawer, then throws in something about submarine nightmares. Kristen then comes to back to her senses, accepting that it's a long road to recovery, but she's grateful to have good people around her to help. She then says, "Fuck pimert. Holograms." This has flashbacks to when Kristen was licking the side of the television, realizes that she had walked naked into the kitchen, and when Sir walked in on her and Mr. Tim in bed. 
The background music is a remix of "California Rocket Fuel". 
=== Caption ===
"Mom seems to be coming around a little more today. Tim didn’t come around, which was great. Daniel and I are coming up with a plan for when he does. It may get ugly, but that’s life in Oakdale." #animation #animatedvideo #animatedseries #cartoonsketch #cartoonstyle #drawing #draw #animate #dailymemes #darkhumor #darkcomedy #cartoonshorts #animatedshorts #animatedshort #animatedshortfilm #doodle #animatedmemes #animatedmeme #funnymeme #memes #dailycartoons #cartoons #cartoonseries #funnyskits #sketchoftheday
== Gallery ==
File:Sir demands victor leave.JPG
File:Victor chad hits kristen 2.JPG
File:Victor chad hits kristen 5.JPG
File:Kristen hit by skateboard 1.JPG
File:Sir with kristen hospital 3.JPG
File:Tim chictor kidnap kristen 6.JPG
File:Tim chictor kidnap kristen 8.JPG
File:Tim chictor kidnap kristen 9.JPG
File:Tim chictor kidnap kristen 10.JPG
File:Kristen licks tv.JPG
File:Injured kristen bikini 5.JPG
File:Injured kristen bikini 6.JPG
File:Sir pours juice 5.JPG
File:Sir catches tim kristen bed.JPG
== Transcription ==
("California Rocket Fuel" remix)
Kristen: It wasn't a whole lot of fun being hit in the face with a skateboard. I didn't see it coming. If my pork pie is late, I have to get married on Sunday. Sir's been really helpful in getting my memory back. I know I've been a pain in the ass, but the mothership has nipples, and needs to be milked before the storm. I don't even remember the attempted kidnapping. Sir said it was really scary. There's a bag of fried buttholes in my top dresser drawer. Submarine nightmares. I guess it's a long road to recovery. Glad I have good people around me to help. Fuck pimert. Holograms.
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Category:October 2020