Shut Your Foam

==Obtaining==
==Step 1: Shut Your Foam==
; The preoccupied Ankamian needs help with the balanced recipe.
: You receive 1 Balanced Recipe with instructions. All items must be crafted by you, but do not require any profession levels.
: All the recipes are hidden, so the ingredients must be added manually.
Time needed: 30 minutes (or up to a month, for the most easily distracted among you)
Servings: 1
Difficulty: hard to define.
Average cost: too much for the lazy, the weak-kneed, and young recruits.
Ingredients:
* onions – 30 pods
* jelly blubber – one-third as much as the onions
* still water – twice as much as the jelly blubber
* mushd mud – one quarter as much as the still water
* mush mush thorns – the same amount as the mud
* yew wood – twice as many pods as pods of thorns
* Sponge Mob skins – subtract 3 from the weight of a piece of yew wood
* tufts of white hair – half that amount
* ghost's cold sweat – 1
* gobball blood – 1
* magical cures – take the number of Sponge Mob skins and add 53, multiply that by half the amount of jelly blubber, add 12 times the amount of mud plus twice the number of tufts of white hair, subtract 97, multiply that by three times the amount of yew wood, and finally divide that by 72, and you'll have the exact amount needed.
Step 1: Establish the Guiding Line
First, carefully sculpt what will be your "load-bearing wall" in a sense; it will determine the precision of your weapon. Make sure you have yew wood, because yew'll need to come up with as many hypotheses as possible. Make sure you ask your wood thorny questions. Add half your miraculous powder to make it all work. Save this handle; it will be very useful for the rest of the operation.
Step 2: Define the Angle of Attack
Now it's time to make the blade in Brutas's city. Rub the sponge on the tuft of white hair (ripped out with rage) and add the rest of the miraculous powder. Now you have a magnificent blade that shouldn't hurt anyone.
Step 3: Take a Step Back
Take your mushd mud and throw it immediately in the nearest bin.
Step 4: Collect Your Thoughts
On an anvil, assemble the two pieces.
Step 5: Get Ready for the Finishing Touches
For this, take your magnificent onions fresh out of their bag. Reduce them with the jelly blubber and water in one of the alembics at the edge of the Evil Forest. This will give you nice, warm pearl onions.
Step 6: Put It to the Test
Dip the whole thing in ghost sweat and gobball blood. You'll find a suitable cauldron north of a warrior camp near the Evil Forest.
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Note: Step 3 is a joke; you do not need any Mushd Mud to update the quest.
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: The first 2 steps can be done in any order.
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==Rewards==
* Level-Based XP (Maximum: 437,499)
* 8 Ankama Kama
* 25 Ankama Kama (only the first time)
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