Golfing Gods

Moses, Jesus, and an older bearded man are playing golf together.
Moses tees off first. The ball moves toward the water, but Moses raises his club and the water parts, so the ball rolls safely across the green.
Jesus tees off second. The ball also is swung toward the water, but it hovers above the surface for a few seconds. Jesus then steps on the water and hits it across the green.
Finally, it is the older bearded guy's turn. The ball is hit toward the road; it bounces off a truck and lands safely on a lily pad. A frog swallows the ball before an eagle swoops down upon it. The eagle carries away the frog, but not before the frog burps it up, when it rolls into the hole for a spectacular hole in one.
Moses says to Jesus, "I hate playing with your dad."
Category:Religious Humor