EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA SEASON 2!:Dawn VS Gold

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
DAWN THE HEDGEHOG
VERSUS
GOLD THE HEDGEHOG
BEGIN!
==Dawn's First Turn==
"So you're the 1 they call Gold"?
"You must be mad, because you honestly look old".
"But elder or not, I'll still drop you with some bars".
"Drop you so badly, you won't even see stars".
"Don't try to change me, no one can". "Not even my boy".
"Anyone I play with, becomes my toy".
==Gold's First Turn==
"Ha, very funny little orange one". "But tell me, what haver you ever done"?
"You got fired from McMobians, and they accept everyone".
"You were kicked out of school for smoking weed".
"If you wanted to get high, you could have just asked me".
"I would uppercut your ass like its MK, to the moon".
"Then I would be added in MKXI by my friend, Ed Boon".
==Dawn's Second Turn==
"So you can rhyme too"? "Well good for you".
"I'd kick your ass, but I don't want shit on my shoes".
"So I could come up and maybe Triple Dash you".
"Make 3 quarters of your body wish it was black and blue".
"Or maybe I can get you a Buzz"! "And I'd do it for free, just because".
"I got enough skill to overcome Yevon".
"When I kick your ass, its gonna be like 9/11".
==Gold's Second Turn==
"So lets see, what have you done"?
"One, you mentioned a terrible day where thousands of lives ended from 4 planes".
"You also tried your hand at MK jokes". "But the joke's on you".
"You can't beat me". "Tweeted Ed Boon".
"So just bow to me, and stop being a psycho".
"Otherwise you'll just end up becoming Bo Rai Cho".
"VERSION 2.0"!
"BECAUSE NOW THAT I'M MAD, NO MORE FUCKS WILL BE GIVEN"!
"YOUR ONLY OPTION NOW IS TO START QUITTEN"'
"ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY TO ASCENSION, WILL BE SMITEN"!
"WHEN I'M DONE, I'LL CAUSE MORE RIPPLES THAN MAGNUS WHEN HE'S PIMPING"!
"SO STEP DOWN LITTLE GIRL"! "NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY VICTORY BELL"!
"IF YOU BATTLE ME AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO HELL"!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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