Aladdin cusses at the table

One fine evening at the Gibson household, Danny, his girlfriend, Minnie Mouse, her brothers, Mowgli and Pudge, her parents, Naveen and Tiana, and her ex-father, Aladdin, were having dinner at the dining room table.
Tonight's dinner was gravy-soaked meat, Mexican rice, and broccoli.
Minnie brought the gravy-soaked meat to the table, and Tiana said, "My friend Charlotte came into the store today, asking for change for a dollar."
After Minnie sat down, she placed a portion of rice on Mowgli's plate and two more on Pudge and Danny's plates, Tiana carried on, saying, "Well, sir, I have her three quarters by mistake. That took me the whole afternoon just to track him down."
As Minnie was about to place a last portion of rice on Aladdin's plate, she asked him, "Aladdin, would you like some Mexican rice?"
"Hell, no!" said Aladdin.
That made Minnie, Mowgli, Pudge, Danny, Naveen, and Tiana gasp in shock.
"What did you say?" asked Minnie, annoyed.
"I said I don't want any damn rice!"
Naveen got very angry at Aladdin. "All right! That's it, mister!" he scolded, "No marketplace for you tomorrow!"
Aladdin became very shocked. "What?! No!" Then he went to the guest bedroom in tears.
"Weren't you a little hard on him?" asked Tiana.
"Well, you knew I had a little bit of a temper when you and I remarried." Naveen said guiltily.
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