The End of Teen Titans Go! (Teen Titans Go! Lost media movie)

The End of Teen Titans Go! is a movie based off of the Teen Titans Go! cartoon. It only aired once at 6:00 AM in certain EU locations on Cartoon Network but then they stopped airing it because the royalty costs were insane compared to normal episodes of Teen Titans Go!
== Synopsis ==
The episode starts as an alternate timeline branching off of the critically acclaimed episode "The Return of Slade". After the Titans return from the battle, Beast Boy and Cyborg both ask for a clown to celebrate. This leads Robin to flash back to how things were before the Teen Titans were founded and before people were Karens. This leads him to flip the fuck out and say "NO CLOWNS! YOU THINK YOU DO, BUT YOU DON'T WANT CLOWNS!"
Beast Boy and Cyborg then proceed to shrug it off and go to Raven's room to use their laptops to watch vintage clown moments on their tablet and realizing that holy shit clowns are fucking funny. The sounds of them laughing at something that isn't generic "Anime for people who hate anime" bullshit that has translators that go out of their way to add as much nonsense as possible until people notice upsets Robin which leads him to backflip into the room to break the tablet while screaming "YOU DON'T WANT CLOWNS! STOP LOOKING AT CLOWNS!" Robin then runs to the elevator and walls it off and paints "NO!" on every single brick in order to keep Cyborg and Beast Boy from breaking out in order to hire a clown.
This causes Raven to question him and call him out on his bullshit, Leading her to call him "Robin, I mean shit". This nickname sticks with him for the rest of the episode. Robin then calls Raven a "Clown Andy" which confuses her until he goes on to explain that it means someone who's obsessed with someone being like a stalker fan. Raven slaps Robin in the face and explains that the word Stan already fucking exists and he's a fucking idiot for trying to push this fucking newspeak on people for no fucking reason.
Cyborg and Beast Boy then start protesting for the ability for them to hire a clown by sharing an electronic petition that gets signed by about half of the world's population since they want real entertainment instead of getting hated on for no reason by people who actually watch those "Anime for people who hate anime" shows and go like "I hate [Fundamental anime trope that's been around longer than you've even been alive], Anime creators should all get rid of it, People who like it should be nailed to a cross, It should be seen as a slur and it's for MUH DEGENERATEZ WHO AREN'T FUCKING ADDICTED TO TOXIC MASCULINITY AND MAKING UP BULLSHIT LIKE "SIGMA" (More like Ligma!)!!!. What? No, Of course I'm not an anime hater. I play Fire Emblem and watch High Guardian Spice! My opinion matters more than the snowflake sjws!"
After Robin, I mean shit, saw how many people signed the petition agreeing that clowns are still fucking good, Robin, I mean shit, started screaming "STOP! POSTING! ABOUT CLOWNS! I'M TIRED OF SEEING THEM! MY FRIENDS IN THE TITAN TOWER SEND ME GIFS, ONLINE IT'S FUCKING PETITIONS. I WAS ON A PETITION WEBSITE, RIGHT? AND ALL THE SIGNATURES WERE FOR ME LETTING MY "FRIENDS" HIRE CLOWNS!"
While Robin, I mean shit, Was ranting about clowns, Starfire came in and told Robin, I mean shit, To shut up for just a minute. Seeing that he earned Starfire's disapproval, Robin, I mean Shit, Decided to tear down the wall and let the Titans hire a clown.
The announcement of the clown lead to most of the world's population being hyped and saying "Oh hell no!" to modern bullshit and all gathering at the Titan Tower to watch the clown once he arrives. After the clown arrives, He starts preforming party tricks that everyone absolutely goes wild for. They haven't laughed this hard since the incident. This pisses off Robin, I mean shit.
Seeing how people love the clown and are proving to the entertainment industry that belittling the viewer is no replacement for real humor, Robin, I mean shit, Decides to hire some people to walk up to the clown and scream about how the viewers are too dumb to understand and to skip the clown's act until the end. This makes tons of people sad. This is made even worse when the hired people ban some audience member for disagreeing with their fascist bs.
Robin, I mean shit, Loves this and decides to walk up to the clown and break his legs and remove his ability to spit or do anything like a good pre-GG clown would do. The audience starts crying as Robin, I mean shit, Beats on the clown as Hey Jude by The Beatles (The reason the licensing costs were too damn steep to keep airing) starts playing. Robin, I mean shit, Then turns to the crying crowd and says "SEE? YOU DIDN'T WANT THE CLOWN! LOOK HOW UNHAPPY YOU CHUDS ARE! YOU THINK YOU DO, BUT YOU DON'T! NOW WATCH PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT THAT BELITTLES AND DEMONIZES THE VIEWER!"
Beast Boy and Cyborg look at Robin, I mean shit, With a disappointed expression and flip him off before walking away. The movie then flashes forwards to a year later when Robin gets grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9001 years by Boris for playing Call of Duty and harassing people who like clowns all day instead of being a superhero. Robin flips off Boris and removes the ability to /spit because people kept spitting on him for wasting his money on pay to win post-GG rhetoric bullshit.
== Reception ==
Despite only airing once, People generally enjoyed the movie and thought it was the saddest Teen Titans Go!-related piece of media they have ever seen.
Category:Banned Movies