Virtual Boy vs ROB

The failed Nintendo console, Virtual Boy, raps against the Robotic Operating Buddy, ROB, to see which failed Nintendo console that has eye problems is better.
== Beat ==
Leader: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nUZyOYHuNg
== Locations ==
Virtual Boy: A red background and several Virtual Boy games
ROB: A grey background and several NES games
== The Battle ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
VIRTUAL BOY
VS
ROB
BEGIN!
=== Virtual Boy: ===
Woo-hoo it's the Virtual Boy who's better than soy
I would have been the top selling toy if fans weren't so coy
But I'm not blue, just listen to my rhyme
I was the game enhancement released before my time
R.O.B. should sit down and take it's licks
People avoided it like Professor Hector avoided smicks
So look at me and you'll see black and red
Before i smack you so hard you'll think you're back in bed
=== ROB: ===
ROB will rob the victory from this rejected console
Taken off the store shelves cuz you gave people seizures, that's not cool
I'll shoot you with my NES zapper because I'm an NES rapper
While your verse was more goofy than Captain N: The Game Master!
I'm in Smash, so you know you're screwed
I'll Stack Up a victory, whereas you'll be in the bargain bin, you'll lose
You're universally hated, no one likes you, so everyone is rooting for me
You're the worst Nintendo console, even worse than the Wii!
=== Virtual Boy: ===
Oh look, the accessory nobody wanted
Even a positive review from your focus group couldn't be hunted
I launched a wave of future 3D games
You're not remembered, except for being lame
Oh look, It's a robot player two; I need one said no one ever
The five people who bought you couldn't have been that clever
But come against me if you want to meet your doom
Like all your unsold models, maybe they'll find what's left of you in some dusty storeroom
=== ROB: ===
That verse was laughable, even to the Duck Hunt Dog
You can call me a Fire Flower, because I spit hot!
Who asked? I certainly didn't
When I destroy this console, it certainly won't be missed
I'm ROB! The best NES robot since Mega Man
You couldn't put a dent in me, those disses did not land
Call you the Xbox Kinect, because you're looking green with envy
Now I will hang out with Mr. Game & Watch, my homie
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo turns red.)
OF HISTORY!