听力考试现在开始 (Tīnglì Kǎoshì Xiànzài Kāishǐ)

==Background==
"Tīnglì Kǎoshì Xiànzài Kāishǐ" is an original song featuring YANHE. Luo Tianyi and Yuezheng Ling's vocals were used in minor parts of the song. In the lyrics, there are clips of people speaking in English to simulate a comprehension test.
This song exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili.
==Lyrics==
Chinese (中文歌词) 	Pinyin (拼音)
平心静气　调整耳机 	pingxinjingqi tiaozheng erji
直面死亡的频率 	zhimian siwang de pinlü
我才不会　说我此刻　实际上慌得一批 	wo cai bu hui shuo wo cike shiji shang huang de yi pi
莫得复习　没有关系　裸考才是真实力 	mo de fuxi meiyou guanxi luo kao cai shi zhenshi li
凭直觉　凭欧气　分分钟　答完这　小小听力 	ping zhijue ping ou qi fen fenzhong da wan zhe xiao xiao tingli
 	
这个词　听不懂　下一句　没听清 	zhege ci ting bu dong xia yiju mei ting qing
脑子里　乱成团　举棋不定 	naozi li luan cheng tuan juqibuding
选项C　不可能　ABD　三选一　骰子保命 	xuanxiang C bu keneng ABD san xuan yi shaizi baoming
不　我觉得还能抢救一下 	bu wo juede hai neng qiangjiu yixia
诶　这段话它究竟讲个啥 	ei zhe duan hua ta jiujing jiang ge sha
开始后悔啦　整天咸鱼吃瓜 	kaishi houhui la zheng tian xian yu chi gua
稍等一下啊　还没答完呐 	shao deng yixia a hai mei da wan na
 	
骰子女神　飞面大仙　集体休假没天理 	shai zi nüshen fei mian daxian jiti xiujia mei tianli
 	
不要悲伤　不要心急　生活总爱欺骗你 	buyao beishang buyao xinji shenghuo zong ai qipian ni
 	
什么懵懂　什么懵逼　逝者已去莫再提 	shenme mengdong shenme meng bi shi zhe yi qu mo zai ti
甭提啦 	Béng tí la
没关系　没关系　现在我才开始认真答题 	meiguanxi meiguanxi xianzai wo cai kaishi renzhen dati
 	
这一句　听不懂　下一句　没听清 	zhe yiju ting bu dong xia yiju mei ting qing
脑子里　快过载　就要蓝屏 	naozi li kuai guozai jiu yao lanping
选项C　不太行　ABD　难确定　听天由命 	xuanxiang C bu taixing ABD nan queding tingtianyouming
不　我觉得还能抢救一下 	bu wo juede hai neng qiangjiu yixia
诶　这问题它究竟说个啥 	ei zhe wenti ta jiujing shuo ge sha
做不下去啦　全程都麻爪 	zuo bu xiaqu la quancheng dou ma zhao
稍等一下啊　还没答完呐 	shao deng yixia a hai mei da wan na
 	
隔壁阿绫每天刷题　下铺天依学霸役 	gebi A Ling meitian shua ti xia pu Tianyi xue ba yi
整个考试　没准备　只有我自己 	zhengge kaoshi mei zhunbei zhiyou wo ziji
 	
这一题　没听清　下一题　听不懂 	zhe yi ti mei ting qing xia yi ti ting bu dong
左耳入　右耳出　就像做梦 	zuo er ru you er chu jiu xiang zuomeng
C也像　D也行　A和B　也都不　排除可能 	C ye xiang D ye xing A he B ye du bu paichu keneng
不　我觉得还能抢救一下 	bu wo juede hai neng qiangjiu yixia
做不下去啦　全程都麻爪 	zuo bu xiaqu la quancheng dou ma zhua
稍等一下啊　还没答完呐 	shao deng yixia a hai mei da wan na
考试去死吧　不要做人啦 	kaoshi qu si ba buyao zuoren la
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