Master Of The Universe

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Master of the Universe is the never-ending struggle between one Phil Howell and Kyle O’Grady to determine who holds the title, and in turn the responsibility, of the Master of the Universe.
In order to obtain the title of Master of the Universe Kyle or Phil must win a single hand of Texas Holdem Poker, dealt by the Sultan of the Galaxy, Andrew Howell (Kyle reserves the right to also challenge Andrew for this title, but Andrew remains the dealer nonetheless).
The Master of the Universe ceremony typically occurs drunk, when either Phil or Kyle decides that the title should be challenged. Andrew Howell is summoned, and the deck is cut to determine who receives the first card. Cards are revealed dramatically, one at a time, encircled by drunken onlookers. Whoever can produce the most favorable combination of 5 cards becomes the Master of the Universe, and accepts the obnoxious cheers of his drunken brethren. The loser hangs his head in shame, and must wait for another social event (or a couple hours, depending on blood alcohol) to fight for the title once more.