Khordan

Khordan is a kingdom of dwarves from Travescot, known for its large mineral deposits of Warpstone and the conflict the denizens had with the citizens of Lamria. They are political allies with the Gilded Lands.
== History ==
=== Discovery of Warpstone ===
While on a mining expedition, a few dwarven miners happened upon Warpstone, a very strange and volatile mineral highly sought after by the high-class kingdom of Lamria. Lamria's desire for Warpstone eventually led to conflict between the two nations, that King Goldric sent Lazarus to reunite the party to help stop.
=== Travescot Campaign ===
Once in Khordan, the party set out with a plan. Dr. V killed one of the Khordanian soldiers, disguising herself as him, going under the alias of Fred. Inside the military complex, Dr. V asked for the layout of the building. Upon receiving it, she cloaked Lazarus and took stronk monke in under the guise of him being a war prisoner. Eventually, the trio found out that Corporal Reiss Windheart was in the bathroom, and upon him leaving, the trio confronted him and found out the location of the prison. She uses memory manipulation to calm the guards and get them off their case. Once in the prison, Dr. V muffled Reiss, using Message to communicate with him, finding out about the secret password, Warpstone. After this, Reiss was killed by Dr. V, but an insane prisoner witnessed this and made a scene. Disguising herself as Reiss, Dr. V cloaked Lazarus and stronk monke before killing the prisoner. Once the guards came, Dr. V told them that she didn't like the way the prisoner was looking at him, so she killed him. One of the guards believed it, and the other, one who didn't trust Reiss at all, used it as a chance to report him. Dr. V killed the guard, before General Magnus Stonebreaker came on the scene.
Questioning who he thought was Reiss, Magnus asked why she did that. Dr. V, in an episode of pure genius, said she killed the guard because he was about to report her. Suspicious, Magnus let it slide, but remarked that he is keeping his eye on Reiss. After Magnus left, the cloaking and the disguises faded, and looting Reiss' body revealed that he was a fake. The trio talked to one of the prisoners, Chester, known for pooping in enemy eyeballs and peeing on corpses, asking for his help in exchange for his freedom. Dr. V promptly prayed to her gun god, asking that the Glock-19 given to her by the drip slime could have ammo. She was given one holy bullet. Noticing that Chester didn't have a weapon, Dr. V handed him a crossbow.
Taking a break, the party traveled to a roast beef stand owned by a man named Arby, enjoying their sandwiches before taking a pit stop at the local CVS. stronk monke wanted to collect a John Cena figurine, noticing a small child has the last one. He slammed the child's head into the floor, killing him instantly, before Dr. V resurrected him. This proceeded for the next three resurrections before the kid was let go on his fifth life, terrified of them. After this, Dr. V used her memory manipulation to convince the entirety of Khordan that Reiss molested this small child, landing him in jail. The party in its entirety visited Reiss in the jail, with stronk monke castrating him, Dr. V shooting him through the cock with her holy bullet, before the whole party nae nae'd, Default Danced, and Orange Justiced on him, before cutting off his right leg, bitch slapping him twice, and feeding him to Bing Bing. After this, the party raided the armory of the facility and collected all of their bombs.
The party took a short break at an ore processing mill, with Ricktardestet smacking the roof off with a pitiful "hulk smack...". The party looted the processed gold, asking Ricktardestet to hold it, after which he ate all of it. The party returned shortly after to the military base with the intent to blow it up, conveniently arriving just as Magnus was coming out of the building. The party stalled him for a minute, with Lazarus decloaking and stabbing him in the back, killing him instantly. Dr. V looted his clothes, admiring her new "military drip". The party then left, leaving Khordan worse than when they came there.
== Known Denizens ==
* Corporal Reiss Windheart and his doppelganger
* General Magnus Stonebreaker
* Chester
* Arby
*A small child
== Points of Interest ==
* The Khordanian military base
* Arby's Roast Beef Stand
*CVS
* The ore processing mill
== Trivia ==
* Khordan was accidentally named after actor and comedian James Corden. This was not the first time a town was named after a celebrity in the campaign, but was the only one that was unintentional.
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