Thomas and Scruff/Transcript

Here is the transcript for the Thomas and Friends episode: Thomas and Scruff.
==Episode Transcript==
*Narrator (Michael): On the Island of Sodor, all the engines are busy engines. But some have special jobs. Percy pulls the mail cars. Gordon pulls the express. Thomas has his branchline. And Whiff works at the garbage dump. One morning, as Whiff was biffing and bashing garbage cars, Thomas chuffed cheerfully into Whiff's garbage dump.
*Thomas: Good Morning, Whiff! You look busy.
*Whiff: I am, Thomas. I can't stop to talk. I have to puff around the island to pick up more cars. Then, I have to shunt them back here, and it must all be tidied away by tea time. Sir Topham Hatt said so.
*Narrator (Michael): Thomas smiled. He had good news for his friend.
*Thomas: Don't worry, Whiff. When you puff back, You will have a helper. His name is Scruff the Scruncher. I'm gonna pick him up at Brendam Docks now.
*Narrator (Michael): Whiff wheeshed with excitement.
*Whiff: Are you sure? A helper for me?
*Thomas: That's right, Whiff. Just for you.
*[whistle toots]
*Narrator (Michael): And Thomas huffed happily away to Brendam Docks. At Brendam Docks, Scruff the Scruncher was waiting for Thomas.
*Thomas: Hello, Scruff. I'm Thomas.
*Scruff: Hello, Thomas!
*Narrator (Michael): Scruff was small, square, and very scruffy. Thomas liked Scruff, but he was worried. Really useful engines couldn't be really dirty ones. An idea flew into Thomas's funnel.
*Thomas: Before I take you to Whiff's garbage dump, I'm going to bring you a welcome to Sodor surprise. Wait here.
*Narrator (Michael): Scruff was puzzled.
*Scruff: If you say so, Thomas.
*[whistle toots]
*Narrator (Michael): And Thomas steamed swiftly away. Thomas collected a flatbed full of buckets and brushes, soap suds and sponges.
*Thomas: Being clean is being really useful. Whiff will be happy to see Scruff shine and gleam.
*[whistles]
*Narrator (Michael): And Thomas chuffed cheerfully back to Brendam Docks. Thomas whooshed into the docks.
*Thomas: Here you are, Scruff, Your welcome to Sodor surprise. With a splosh and a splash, you'll be clean in a dash.
*Narrator (Michael): Scruff gasped. He'd never seen soap suds and he'd never seen brushes. They looked very scary. They looked too scary.
*Scruff: Uh, Bye Thomas.
*Narrator (Michael): And with a clickety-clack, Scruff whooshed away down the track and was gone. Thomas was surprised.
*Thomas: Fizzling fireboxes. Scruff's scared of being clean. I must puff after him as fast as my pistons will pump.
*Narrator (Michael): Scruff rattled and raced down the track. Thomas puffed and pounded after him.
*Thomas: Stop, Scruff!
*Narrator (Michael): But Scruff didn't stop. He slipped down a siding and disappeared. Thomas huffed to a halt. He peered down the siding. There was no sign of Scruff. Then, Thomas saw a little puff of steam. Scruff had hidden himself behind the bushes.
*Thomas: Scruff. Hello?
*Narrator (Michael): But Scruff didn't answer and he didn't come out. Just then, Gordon chuffed grandly by with the Express.
*Gordon: What are you doing, Thomas?
*Thomas: Scruff the Scruncher is hiding because he doesn't wanna be cleaned. Can you help me? Can you think of something to bring Scruff out of his hiding place?
*Gordon: I know. Scruff, It's Gordon here. Would you like to see my Express carriages? They're the grandest on the island.
*Narrator (Michael): Thomas and Gordon waited. But Scruff didn't whoosh and Scruff didn't wheesh he didn't do anything at all.
*Thomas: Oh dear, Thank you, Gordon. I don't think Scruff wants see your Express.
*Gordon: Oh, the indignity!
*Narrator (Michael): Gordon puffed huffily away. Then, Henry rolled by.
*Henry: Hello, Thomas. What are you doing?
*Thomas: Scruff the Scruncher is hiding because he doesn't wanna be cleaned. You're old and wise. Can you think of something to bring Scruff out of his hiding place?
*Henry: I think I have a very good idea. Scruff, Hello! It's Henry the Green Engine here. I wonder whether you you might like to come with to get my special coal.
*Narrator (Michael): Thomas and Henry waited. But Scruff didn't whoosh, and Scruff didn't wheesh. He didn't do anything at all.
*Thomas: Bust my buffers. Thank you, Henry. I don't think Scruff wants to see your special coal. 
*Henry: What a shame. Maybe another day.
*Narrator (Michael): And Henry steamed sweetly away. Next, Percy puffed perkily by.
*Percy: Hello, Thomas. What are you doing?
*Thomas: Scruff the Scruncher is hiding because he doesn't wanna be cleaned. Can you help me? Can you think of something to bring Scruff out of his hiding place?
*Percy: I know. Hello, Scruff. I'm Percy. I pull the mail cars. They're red and they're wooden and they're full of very exciting parcels. Would you like to come with me?
*Narrator (Michael): Thomas and Percy waited. But Scruff didn't whoosh, and Scruff didn't wheesh. He didn't do anything at all.
*Thomas: Flatten my funnel, Percy. What am I gonna do?
*Percy: I don't know, Thomas. But… I have to go. I'm late with the mail.
*Narrator (Michael): Just then, Whiff whirred down the track pulling a long train of garbage cars. He smiled when he saw Thomas.
*Whiff: Hello, Thomas. I'm really looking forward to having Scruff to help me. He'll enjoy biffing and bashing all this garbage.
*Narrator (Michael): And Whiff wobbled away. Thomas felt terrible.
*Thomas: Cinders and ashes. I promised with a helper, Now I've scared him away. All because I thought to be really useful. He had to be really clean. And all Scruff really wants to do is scrunch garbage.
*Narrator (Michael): Suddenly, An idea popped into Thomas's pistons.
*Thomas: Of course. I know what to do.
*Narrator (Michael): Thomas's axles tingled and tinkled.
*Thomas: Scruff, There are lots of garbage cars waiting for you to scrunch. Would you like me to show you them?
*Narrator (Michael): Suddenly, Scruff whooshed out of hiding and onto the track. Scruff was ready and raring to go. First, Thomas and Scruff picked up garbage at the Sodor Steamworks. Next, they rattled to Knapford Station for another garbage car. And then, Thomas and Scruff steamed to the quarry. At last, Thomas and Scruff rattled into Whiff's garbage dump.
*Thomas: Well done, Scruff!
*Narrator (Michael): Then, Whiff wheeshed in.
*[whistles]
*Whiff: Trembling Tracks! You must be Scruff. And look how really useful you are already.
*Narrator (Michael): Scruff was scruffier but happier than ever!
*Scruff: Pleased to be here, Whiff. Let's get scrunching!
*Narrator (Michael): So Whiff and Scruff biffed and bashed. They crashed and smashed. And Thomas laughed until his wheels wobbled.
*[episode ends]