Goblin Mike

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I AM GOBLIN MIKE i am 1' 1" i am 12 pounds i have nine inch cock i trick mike to think skunk woman speak to him i sleep in goblin hole with goblin skunk woman
fuck goblin skunk woman i jump scream and howl at dog eat TRASH and smack lips mmmmmmmmhmmmmmm mmmammmahhhmmm *smacks lips while eating trash* mmmmmmmmm
have gun
"i know mikilivian how to make yelp in fear when seee the scittrering green man in his house"
rats hates I hates
"oohooohoohohoooohohohoohohohohoohohohoohohohohoohohohoohohohohoohohohoohohohohoohohohoohohohohohoohohoohohohohohohoohohohohoohohohooh" *i says when casting goblin spell*
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