Let's Get Ready To Rumble:Part 1

Let's Get Ready To Rumble:Part 1 Is The First Episode Of Total Drama:Countdown To Destruction.
== Transcript ==
A New Island Fades Into View As A Familiar Voice Speaks In A Dark Tone.
Voice - Island,Action,World Tour,Revenge Of The Island,All-Stars,Pahkitew Island. (Sighs) Redonculous Race. All These Names Had One Thing In Common. They Were All Seasons Of A Now Homecoming Game Show.
His Voice Becomes Normal As The Camera Zooms In On Him.
Man - WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA!!! That's Right Folks, The Show You Love Is Back. And So Am I, Your Host, Chris McLean! (Becomes A Little Upset As He Speaks) But Due To Wawanakwa Being Demolished And Pahkitew Deemed Shut Down, I Searched For Weeks Until I Found...(Becomes Happy) A New Island!!
The Camera Zooms Back Out.
Chris - WELCOME TO DRIVENUTICA ISLAND!! A Home For The Special Effects That Made Total Drama What It Is Today!!
Views Of The Island Are Shown As Chris Keeps Talking.
Chris - The Rules Are The Same,All Contestants Will Go Head To Head In Challenges, Vote Off Teammates, And Go For The Grand Prize Of,You Guessed It,1 MILLION DOLLARS!!
The View Shifts Back To Chris.
Chris - Who Will Walk Off Empty Handed? Who Will Reign Supreme? And Will This Show Ever Get Boring? That Last Question Sounds Like A No,But For The Others...(He Goes Quiet) Find Out Right Now On...Total...Drama... (He Becomes Really Loud As Explosions Go Off) COUNTDOWN TO DESTRUCTION!!! (He's Confused) Is That Really The Title?
The Intro (You Know What It Is.)
Chris Stands On The Beach.
Chris - Before We Get Into The Contestants,I'd Like To Introduce To You,To My Newest And Best Intern. Of Course,I'll Be Joined By My Trusted Pal Chef Hatchet.
Chef Hatchet Walks Into Frame.
Chef - No Doubt About That. Not That I'm Complaining.
Chris - But Now,I Have A Big Suprise For You,I Have...A DAUGHTER!! No Joking Ladies And Gentlemen. May I Present...CHRISTINA MCLEAN!!
Christina McLean Runs Into View And Screams.
Christina - YEAH!! (She Hugs Her Father) Hi Dad!
Chris - (He's Annoyed) Chrissy? How Many Times Did I Tell You To Stop Making Dramatic Entrances? That's My Job.
Christina - (She Stops And Becomes Shy) Sorry Dad.
Chris - (Looks Back At The Camera) But Enough About The Daddy Issues. Let's Meet The Challengers Themselves!
Chris Walks To A Boat.
Chris - From Generation #1, We Have,GWEN,OWEN,DUNCAN,BETH,IZZY,COURTNEY AND TRENT! Welcome Back Guys!
Duncan - (Grabs Chris' Shirt Collar) Listen To Me,Punk. We Only Came Back Because Of The Money. Isn't That Right Guys?
The Gen 1s Mummur And Agree.
Duncan - So Don't Try Any Dumb Moves Or...(He Mimes Cutting His Throat) Are We Clear?
Chris - Who Knows?
Duncan - (Lets Go) I'll Take It.
All The Gen 1s Walk To One Side And Glare At Chris
Chris - I Have A Feeling This Isn't Going To End Well. For Me Anyway.
Another Boat Arrives. 5 Teens Are On Board.
Chris - From Generation #2, We Have...(Gets Hit By A Suitcase)OW!! Who Threw That?
Voice - Told You! He Tricked Us Again!
Chris - (Finishing His Thought) BRICK,DAKOTA,SAM,MIKE AND ZOEY!! What The Fudge Guys?
Dakota - Me Believe That You’re The Guy Called I.M.A Winer. (Facepalms Herself) Me Said It Again Didn’t I?
All The Gen 1s Are Heard Laughing As The Gen 2s Walk Over To Them...Except Mike.
Mike - How Dare You Chris? That Was Really Freaking Rude And...Wrong.
Mike Walks Over To The Other Teens.
Chris - (Gulps) If Those Two Gens Are Cranky,Don’t Get Me Started On What The Others Will Be Like.
One Last Boat Pulls In. 6 More Teens Depart With Angry Looks On Their Faces.
Chris - And From Generation #3, It’s TOPHER,ELLA,DAVE,SKY,JASMINE AND SHAWN!
Jasmine - Well?
Chris - (Sighs) Sorry Guys.
Topher - And?
Chris - (Groans) Ella? You Are Free To Sing To Your Hearts Content.
Ella - Thank You.
Gen 3s Walk Over To The Others.
Chris - I Guess That Was My Comeuppance. (Becomes Happy) But Before We Assemble The Teams,We Have New People To Meet!
A Helicopter Lands.
Chris - First On The List Is...BRADY!!
Brady - Hey Chris!!
Chris - Don’t I Know You?
Brady - I’m Beth’s Boyfriend. Remember?
Chris - Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh. You’re Cool.
Brady - Thanks!
Brady Walks Over To The Teens,Muttering That He Can’t Believe He’s Joining His Girlfriend On Total Drama.
Chris - Next Up...CALUM,KACI AND BROOKLYN!!
Calum - Can You Believe It Guys? WE’RE ON TOTAL DRAMA!
Kaci - I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT AT ALL!!
Brooklyn - ME NEITHER!!
The Three Of Them Start Cheering And Squealing.
~~Confidential~~
Chris - Those Guys Are Basically Katie And Sadie. Except There’s One More!
~~End Confidential~~
The Trio Run Over To The Others.
Chris - Still Going, We Have...CONNOR!!
Connor - Yo Chris, I Thought We Would Be At Wawanakwa, Not Some Newbie Island.
Chris - I Thought I Told You, Wawanakwa's...Gone
Connor - Well You Could Have Put Us On Pahkitew.
Chris - That's Out Of Order Too,Sorry Buddy, But You Get What Comes.
Connor - (Starts Walking) Bummer,Dude.
Chris - Now These Next Two Might Look A Little Familiar. Cameo Contestant #1 Is...HICCUP!!
Hiccup From How To Train Your Dragon Emerges From The Boat. He Looks Like His Homecoming Apperance.
Hiccup - When I Asked For A Challenge Chris, What Part Didn't You Understand?
Chris - All Of It?
Hiccup - (Groans) Well, I Guess I'm The Only Guy That Has An Advantage.
Chris - What?
Hiccup Whistles. Two Dragons Emerge From The Sky, One Black And One White.
Chris - YOU BROUGHT THOSE TWO HERE!? YOU KNOW CHEATING IS BAD!!!
Hiccup - You Didn't Say No Pets. Toothless,Did You See A No Pet Sign? (Toothless Shakes His Head) See?
Chris - Just Go. (Hiccup Walks Past Him) This Is Taking Longer Than I Thought. Cameo Contestant #2 Is...(Gets Blasted Into The Other Teens. They All Fall Over) OW!
Voice - CHRISTIAN MCLEAN!!! I Asked For A Vacation That Wasn't Going To Kill Me...Guess What? THIS ONE SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL!!
A Teen Emerges. It's Mavis From Hotel Transylvania. She Has Her Attire From HT3 Except All The Pink On It (Except The Flower And Sandals) Is Now Light Blue. She Also Has Dark Blue Swimming Trunks. 
Mavis - Well? Are You Going To Come Here Or What?
Chris - (Gulps) We'll Be Right Back. (Shudders)
Break #1 
Chris Has His Arm In A Sling.
Chris - Welcome Back. As You Can See,None Of The Contestants Are Happy, Well That Is Going To Change. (Turns To The Teens) Alright, You Know The Drill, Teams Please.
The Teens Randomly Sidestep To Two Different Spots. The Newbies Stay Where They Are.
Chris - Errrrrrr. Wow. You Know Total Drama Well, Don't You? As For The New Guys,(Mutters "This Is Not Going As Planned") Here Are The Rules,You Will Compete In Challenges Day By Day, Vote Off The Losers And Try To Survive. If You Do Lose, You'll Be Sent Home And Can Never Come Back...EVER!
Hiccup - Great. A Rip-Off.(Walks To Chris) Listen, We Are All Only Mad Because We Are Spending Time With You, A Big Stupid Psychopath. We Do Want The...What's The Prize Again?
Chris - 1 Million Dollars.
Hiccup - Thank You. We Just Don't Want To Kill Ourselves Over It,Okay? 
Chris - Okay. Doesn't Mean I'm Taking It Easy.
Hiccup - Thank You.
Hiccup Walks Back To The Other Newbies.
Chris - For The First Challenge. It's Simple. Don't Die. (Opens A Gate To The Jungle) GOOOOO!!!
Gwen - OH COME ON!!
All The Teens Barge Through The Gate.
Chris - (Chuckles) I Was Psyching With Hiccup. Do You Really Think I'm Not Gonna Go Full Throttle? NOPE!! I'm Bench Warming Their Butts. So Don't Go Away Because It May Be...
End Of Part 1
Chris - But We Will Keep Trucking Until A Winner Rings In. So Don't Miss Part 2 Of The Debut Episode Of TOTAL...DRAMA...COUNTDOWN TO DESTRUCTION!!!