Ristar 31: Street Spirit

== Overview ==
Ristar 31: Street Spirit is the 31st Ristar game in the main series. In Japan it was known as Ristar 33 and nobody knows why. This game continues the story of time erasure in universe 3. The name of the game is actually a reference to a Radiohead song. Fun fact, Radiohead is the name of Loud Ristar’s Man’d in Ristarpg 7.
== Story ==
=== Beginning ===
The story begins at Castle Ristar
*knock knock*
(RRR Answers the door)
RRR: Hello?
Sonic: Hey where’s ristar?
RRR: uh hes dead
Sonic: haha yeah right RISTAR ITS ME SONIC
Ristar: yo what’s up
RRR: welp
Sonic: yeah ristar we got ourselves a situation
Ristar: what is it
Sonic: what do you mean what? it’s the memory erasure or rather time erasure
Ristar: Oh yeah, no i got that figured out, it was just Harribo and his boss fixing the timeline
Sonic: Ristar that’s a lie, you didn’t mess up the timeline
Ristar: what?! How do you know?
(Sonic pulls out the magical tome seen at the end of ristar 28.5)
Sonic: look at this ristar it’s my tome of favors
Ristar: what is it
Sonic: my tome of favors
Ristar: i mean what does it do
Sonic: it’s my contact with the star goddess oruto
(RRR looks over from the couch where he’s watching DBZ)
Ristar: who’s oruto
Sonic: the star goddess
Ristar: i mean what is her purpose
Sonic: she watches over the universe, when i first saved the universe all those years ago she gave me this book which i can write in and she’ll write back look at this
(sonic opens the book and shows ristar the pages)
Sonic: look at our messages
Sonic: who created the fake harribo memory?
Oruto: i don’t know for sure, but i have an idea
Sonic: what should we do?
Oruto: let’s meet with Ristar and we can discuss what to do
Sonic: ok
(Sonic turns the page)
Sonic: hey Oruto looks like it was just harribo and his boss fixing the timeline
Oruto: that’s not true
Sonic: what
Oruto: that’s not true, Ristar didn’t mess up the timeline i would know, whoever this boss is is manipulating harribo.
Sonic: ok so what must we do
Oruto: go get ristar and meet me on the roof of Castle Ristar at midnight
Sonic: alright
Ristar: hm this isn’t good
Sonic: yeah but it seems like Oruto has an idea of who this villain is so our meeting will help hopefully
Ristar: alright at midnight
(they watch DBZ until 11:59 pm)
Sonic: alright let’s go
(they walk up to the roof of castle ristar)
=== The Meeting ===
It’s pitch black out, sonic and ristar can barely see each other. The wind howls, it’s chilly out. Sonic shivers but Ristar is always warm. The clock strikes midnight. Sonic and Ristar look around but they can’t see anything. The crickets sing loudly.
Ristar: is she here?
Sonic: i don’t know i can’t see anything
Ristar: maybe she’s shy and she hiding
Sonic: why would a goddess be shy
Ristar: maybe she has social anxiety
Sonic: she’s a goddess ristar
Ristar: ‘sometimes kings wear black cloaks’
Sonic: ‘and sometimes it’s the darkness’, i’ve read Mirror, i know that quote Ristar
Ristar: I’m just saying
The crickets stop suddenly. Ristar and Sonic stop talking. It’s dead silent. All of the sudden a green spark appears in the air.
Ristar: sonic look!
Sonic: yeah i see it
The spark grows a little for a second the explodes making a huge cracking sound. The flash blinds Sonic and Ristar for a second.
Oruto:yeah whatsup bitchs
SOnic: ohs hit it’s oruto
RistarL WHy iare we talking like thi
Oryuto uts cause iam a godesss baby
Rsitar: realy?
Sonic: no
Oruto: yeah bro got you haha
Ristar: dangit i was pranked
Scott: shut the fuck up (cracks open a can of mountain dew warm
Ristar: ok so now what
Oruto: well i think i know who Harribo’s boss is
Ristar: who?
Oruto: well, it’s another ristar
Sonic: goddamnit every time
Ristar: who kne-
Sonic: shut the fuck up
Scott: no continue
Ristar: w there were so many me
Sonic: ok whatever let’s kill this guy
Oruto: no we can’t
Sonic: why not?
Oruto: a couple reasons. 
Ristar: i’m with sonic lets kill this guy
Oruto: no we can’t
Sonic why not?
Oruto: a couple reasons.
Sonic: ok go on
Oruto: 1. Im not 100% sure that this ristar is the evil boss 2. I dont know why they would want to erase time 3. Even if it was them, there’s nothing we can do to stop them
Ristar: wait this is confusing, who is it?
Sonic: yeah just tell us
Oruto: i can’t
Sonic: just say their name
Ristar: yeah “___star” or whatever it is just say it
Oruto: ok fine their name is-
Radical Red Ristar: HEY! Guys!
Sonic: hold on a second RRR oruto was about to tell us something important
(RRR stares at Oruto, she looks at him too for a second then looks away)
RRR: guys it’s important something weird is happening to grey ristar
=== Meanwhile in Neo Ghost Town ===
Alpha Feel: you suck omega ristar we beat you in like 2 seconds man
Omega Ristar: shut up im bout to beat you up
Alpha Feel: you can’t idiot
(a blue flash appears)
Alpha Feel: huh? It can’t be…
(Omega ristar smirks)
Bodacious Blue Ristar: thats right im back and about time too
(Bodacious Blue Ristar uses his reality warping powers to break the glasses releasing alpha feel and omega ristar)
Omega Ristar: see you later idiot, or maybe not
Alpha Feel: im not letting you get away that easily
(Feel runs towards omega ristar and BBR but BBR and Omega Ristar knock him back)
BBR: we’ll be leaving now but ill leave with this
(alpha feel cant get up because of the push he got from the 2 ristars)
Bodacious Blue Ristar: You don’t know what you think you know.
(They both disappear in a blue and purple flash)
=== Back at Castle Ristar ===
Ristar: so what’s the problem RRR?
RRR: it’s grey ristar! He’s turning transparent
Sonic: alright let’s go see what’s up, come along oruto
Oruto: ok lemme just
(Oruto transforms to look like a glowing green ristar)
Oruto: alright im ready
(they all head off the roof and back to the living room of castle ristar)
RRR: there he is!
Sonic: oh wow he does look trans
Grey Ristar: guys im becoming trans and i dont know why
Ristar: it’s ok you’re young, you’re still figuring things out
Grey Ristar: agh mr. star i dont feel so good
Repentacle: hey guys what’s going on?
Oruto: grey ristar is trans
Repentacle: what?! Im calling 911
Ristar: what no being trans is totally ok
Sonic: i dont know he looks like he’s in pain
Ristar: who?
Sonic: what?
Police: hey sup what’s happening
Repentacle: our friend is turning trans
Police: oh my god im transphobic this is horrible who did this
Oruto: we don’t know
(police looks at oruto in her green glowing form)
Police: hey wait a second you’re a wanted man!
Sonic: gasps Oruto! You cant be wanted you’re a goddess
Oruto: im also not a man
Ristar: there must be some kind of misunderstanding
Police: no
(police arrests Oruto, Sonic, and Ristar)
Ristar: wait why are we being arrested too
Police: because i am racially profiling you now get in the car, im taking you to the space prison
Sonic: uh oh
End
== Post-Game ==
Grey Ristar dies and goes to ghost town. RRR stops watching anime for once and sits on the couch deep in thought, he mumbles the word ‘gnarly’. Oruto (still in her ristar looking form) Ristar, and Sonic are seen being shipped off to the space prison.
== Trivia ==
* The space prison is the same one as the one in that one ristar game i can’t remember which
* Grey ristar is the first transparent person to appear in the ristar series
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