Western Karkat

==Personality==
Current owner of the saloon and overall crabby guy (HAHAHAHAHAHA.), Western Karkat is certainly a member of the community, in some capacity.
Western Karkat is best known as a fan of ILLEGAL kinder eggs and a lover of Weezer and gay marriage. Although originally outraged by the wheeziano makeout sesh and a self proclaimed hater of American Rock band Weezer, he has turned a new leaf since the incident. He is a licensed marriage officiator and catholic priest, having been the one to wed Jake English and Western Sollux. He was then married to world renowned photographer Dave Strider about five minutes later, crushing Western Gamzee who objected mercilessly. Davekat is truly the only thing uniting us all.
He is the father to 4(?) children, those being Baby Jade, Meenah, and two mysteriously deceased long forgotten sons. 
==Relationships==
Dave Strider - Married legally by Meenah, their adopted daughter. Dave constantly puts down Karkat, telling him that he stinks repeatedly, but they are actually quite domestic.
Meenah- Adopted daughter. Possibly favorite daughter.
Baby Jade- Youngest adopted daughter. Was once locked in a 711 fridge for an extended period of time.
Jake English- Business associate through the sale of illegal kinder eggs. The only reason Karkat stocks tea in his literal saloon. British people, amirite?? Originally an enemy, but now considered a friend through mutual fatherhood and the law of the grill. 
Western Gamzee- Moirial. Keeps him satiated with Western Brand Faygo TM. Kakrkat declined his advances of love after an objection during his wedding to Dave Strider.
Front facing Roxy - Buddies. PALS. Once held her hand and played Tic-Tac-Toe (won exactly once and that was the last time forever) tearfully while she was imprisoned in a 711 fridge. 
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