New Definitions

*Artery - The study of paintings
*Benign - What you be, after you be eight.
*Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
*Barium - what doctors do when patients die
*Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome
*Cat scan - searching for kitty
*Cauterize - made eye contact with her
*Colic - a sheep dog
*Coma- a punctuation mark
*D & C - Where Washington is
*Dilate - to live long
*Enema - Not a friend
*Fester - quicker than someone else
*Fibula - a small lie
*Genital - a non-Jewish person
*GI series - world series of military baseball
*Hangnail - what you hang your coat on
*Impotent - distinguished, well-known
*Labor pain - getting hurt at work
*Medical staff - a doctor's cane
*Morbid - a higher offer
*Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
*Node - I knew it
*Outpatient - a person who has fainted
*Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
*Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis
*Post Operative - a letter carrier
*Recovery room - place to do upholstery
*Rectum - darn near killed him
*Secretion - hiding something
*Seizure - a Roman emperor
*Tablet - a small table
*Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
*Tumor - one plus one more
*Urine - opposite of you're out
*Varicose - nearby / close by
Category:Language Humor