The Fight (Mary Test version)

One day after school, Mary Test was heading upstairs to her room when she heard someone else's voice.
"'I don't think he knows I even exist.'" said the voice, "'It's so stupid to think about him, but I can't help it.'"
It was coming from Johnny Test, who was in Mary's room, and he was jumping on Mary's bed while wearing one of Mary's bras and reading her diary.
"Jimmy! Ooh, Jimmy!" said Johnny, as he stopped reading Mary's diary and did a little breast dance.
"Get out of my room!" shouted Mary, as she chased her brother out of her room. He screamed as he ran away from the science-loving girl. As she ran to the entrance of her room, she noticed that her door was missing. She muttered, "Oh! My... my... Ah!" And she went into a full-blown screaming fit.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Mary's parents, Dr. Horace N. Buggy and Lila Test, were having a conversation when they heard the commotion.
"She saw it." said Horace.
"I'm gonna go check out those Lakers." said Lila.
"I'm with you." said Horace. And he and Lila went to the next room to check out the Lakers.
Mary ran downstairs, still upset.
"Dad!" she called, "Dad, did you see what happened to my d..."
She got cut off when she saw her ex-father, Hugh Test, at the dining room table, waiting for her. He was not happy at all. Mary, looking none too happy either, sighed and walked into the dining room.
"I spoke to your principal." said Hugh.
"What?" asked Mary.
"Just now on the phone." said Hugh.
"Where's my door?" demanded Mary.
"Privacy is a privilege, Mary." Hugh told her.
"Where is my door, Dad?" Mary repeated.
Hugh lectured her, saying, "Your door will be returned to you, Mary, if and when you can explain to me..."
"I need my door!" Mary sighed in aggravation, "You give me that door right now or...or... I will commit suicide!"
"Oh!" Johnny smirked, "Can I watch?"
"Johnny!" Hugh said.
Mary angrily turned around fast. "That's it!" she shouted. And she chased after him one more time, making him scream and leave the hallway.
"Mary! Mary!" Hugh hollered after her. She stopped chasing her brother and walked back to the dining room table.
"I think we can dispense with the constant arguments and drama," Hugh said sternly. "And maybe you can just calmly explain to me why you were in detention twice today?"
"OK, I went to detention," said Mary. "But that was only because Bumper Randalls kept hitting me on the head with a volleyball!"
"When is this quarrel with Bumper Randalls going to end?" asked Hugh.
"Never! Because he's an insane psychopath!" replied Mary, "And you'd know that if you paid, like, a bunch of attention!" And she left the dining room again when Hugh called her name again.
"Mary?!"
"What?!" Mary asked angrily, as she stomped back to the dining room.
"I think you know how very much I pay attention, Mary," said Hugh, as Mary sighed in disgust. "Enough to know that you got an "F" in math today?"
"Well, Ms. Berenstein is out to get me!" Mary told him.
"Oh, her too?"
"Yes," responded Mary. "You know, she just looks for ways to torture me. Like today, the one time Jimmy even spoke to me, he really..."
"Who's Jimmy?" Hugh cut her off.
"He's just nobody." said Mary, shaking her head.
"You say I'm not interested, Mary." said Hugh, "Well, you know I'm interested. Try me."
Mary sighed. "OK, he's just... this really amazing guy, Dad," she said. "And his last name is Two-Shoes."
"Where'd you meet him?" asked Hugh.
Mary said, "Detention, but..."
"Well!" Hugh chuckled, "That sounds promising."
"See? Do you see?" Mary exclaimed, "Why do I even bother telling you anything?"
"OK!" said Horace, "Who's up for Chinese?"
Johnny raised his hand.
"I am!" he announced.
Mary, however, shrieked in frustration. "You're ruining my life!" she shouted, "I'm moving out of this house, and I'm never coming back ever, ever, ever, ever again!" She then stomped upstairs to her room in anger and frustration.
Hugh sighed in defeat.
"You had to let your anger out, didn't you, Hugh?" asked Lila, "You just HAD to do it!"
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