Jackal Trades, Master Of All (Dash and Smash)/Script

Dismissal Time
Skye: “Goldie the Hedgehog, daughter of the legendary Gloria the Hedgehog! Seriously, why are hedgehogs always the heroes? But seriously, I challenge you to make a better weapon than me.”
Goldie: “Try me. Mom is a genius. She was on par with your dad.”
Skye: “I get it. Your Mom was my Dad’s friendly rival.”
Goldie: “This will be just like the old times. Man, both of our parents were cool.”
Skye: “Well, my Dad owns a large army now.”
Goldie: “My Mom had a weapon that helped her fight the worst threats in Mobius. It was called the Super Wispon..”
Skye: “It may sound generic, but it’s ultra powerful.”
Goldie: “That’s Mom’s slogan for that weapon! Mom is the best sidekick Sonic and Amy could’ve asked for.”
Skye: “No, my Dad was.”
Goldie: “About equal. Your Dad owns a large army capable to eliminating world threats and he even has his robots that help everyone and help him build so many attractions, like a giant amusement park. My Mom, however was able to eliminate the most world-threatening threats in all of Mobius. Also your Mom is not genius level.”
Skye: “At least she’s not stupid like your Dad is.”
Goldie: “But they were able to make comedy out of his stupidity. He is one of the main characters of one of the most popular sitcoms every created in Mobius!”
Skye: “True.”
Goldie: “Also Uncle Tony, Mom’s brother created the Multielemental Weapon. He married Sonic’s sister, Aunt Tania and they had a son, who is my cousin. His name was Timmy. So I am smarter than you due to having genes from my Mom and my Uncle. Sonic, Amy, Mother Gloria, and Uncle Tony are the four heroes in Mobius, so yeah, you’re out of luck, fox. You only have your Dad’s genes to rely on.”
Skye: “Meet you there at the science fair!”
Candy: she looks at the two “Oh no!”
Custard: “What is it?”
Cake: “Holy guacamole! Our brother now has a foe!”
Cookie: “If we want to prove to our brother that we are not inferior to him, we have to get a villain to be our arch nemesis. Someone powerful! Someone challenging to fight! Someone who is super evil!”
Donut: “Super evil? Powerful? Are you getting us killed?”
Pastry: “Well, listen to Cookie. She is one of the three oldest of us Rabbit Sisters.”
Pie: “You’re making it hard to.”
Popsicle: “Now you’re making it hard to, because we’re not focusing on her!”
Pudding: “Need I remind you you’re doing the same thing now?”
Sauce: “Now you’re doing it!”
The hextuplets argue
Custard: “Mom taught us to be nice to each other.”
The hextuplets stop arguing
Custard: “But we are going to find a nemesis. And that nemesis will be Infinite!”
All of the bunnies honk
Cream: “Aww! You’re honking!”
Tails: “Bunnies honk when they’re happy for all you people confused by our daughters’ honking.”
Cream: “What are they happy about?”
Donut: “We are going to steal the Phantom Ruby from Dad and we are going to give it to Infinite!”
Tails: “Wait, WHAT?”
Cream: “WHY? Please don’t do it!”
Donut: “We want a villain who is evil. We want a villain who is our rival.”
Cream: “NO. Don’t do it.” she had a serious face
Pastry: “You’re not evil enough to be our nemesis. In fact, you are not even evil. You’re a good person, Mom.”
Pudding: “But we need to find an enemy we want to fight that has not been taken by anyone.”
Sauce: “The Roses have Eggman. We will have Infinite as our archenemy when we give him the Phantom Ruby!”
Cream: “Why?”
Pastry: “Skye has a nemesis! The Roses have a nemesis!”
Cream: “Why do you care so much about having someone you love to hate?”
Pie: “Everyone else does! The Mongoose Sisters have Crown Princess Sadie the Hedgehog and her cousin Mark the Hedgehog.”
Cream: “Sonic’s family is big!”
Pudding: “I know, right?”
Popsicle: “Even the Junior Chaotix members have nemeses! They’re against the Junior Hooligans.”
Cream: “You shouldn’t be like them.”
Donut: “But rivalries are interesting!”
Sauce: “We have someone to make our lives not boring.”
Cream: “Is me letting you all be pranksters enough to make your lives not boring? If not, then you’re spoiled.”
Custard: “But we just feel inferior to our brother.’
Cream: “You are not inferior to him.”
Cookie: “But we darn sure feel like it.”
Candy: “So, Mom…”
Cake: “Will you let us make Infinite our nemesis?”
Cream: “NO WAY!”
The 10 rabbits get in the plane
Prower Residence
Cake: "What do we do to make our lives less boring?"
Candy: "Mom, we want to be seen as heroes!"
Cream: "But being a hero is about helping others."
Cookie: "Heard this before." she gets a remote
Cream: "Do you want to be grounded?"
Custard: "Do you want us to have no fame?"
Cream: "As long as you don't become evil. I don't want you to become evil, even as the last thing I want from you all. I raised you to be good people. Or good rabbits."
Custard: "Fine, we won't do it, Mom."
Cream: "That's what I want to hear." she walks to her room
Tails and Cream's room
Tails: "So how are the bunnies?"
Cream: "They are doing just fine."
The 10 bunnies left the house
Cream: she stares at the bunnies
The bunnies went back to the house
Cream: she looks away
The bunnies left the house
Cream: she stares at the bunnies
The bunnies went back to the house
Cream: she looks away
The bunnies left the house
Cream: she stares at the bunnies
The bunnies went back to the house
Cream: she looks away
Custard: she whispers to Donut "We should crawl like most bunnies and open the door very lightly!" and opens the door lightly
The bunnies crawl and Cookie closes the door lightly
5 Minutes Later...
Custard: "We're far away from the house. Now let's go. Wait, where's the Ruby?"
Donut: she runs to the house light on feet and uses her ears to get the Ruby in Tails and Cream's room and runs away
The 10 rabbits run to the Prison of the Egg
Donut: "Well, this is the prison for the worst threats in Mobius. Infinite is one of them."
Pudding: "Hey, Infinite!"
Infinite: "If only I was out of prison, I would've killed you."
Popsicle: "Well, you can get out of Prison."
Custard: "Catch!" she throws the Ruby at Infinite
Infinite: "Perfect." he gets the Phantom Ruby and summons energy cubes to destroy his cage "Now I can destroy you and everyone you love."
Sauce: "He's back!"
Pudding: "Finally! He's our nemesis!"
The 10 bunnies cheer
Infinite: "Why are you cheering? You should be scared!"
Cake: "You being scary is part of why we wanted you to get the Phantom Ruby."
Candy: "Look at you now! You have your powers back!"
Cookie: "Now you can be our nemesis!"
Infinite: "You're pathetic compared to me."
Custard: "We have our Dad's intelligence. Need we say more?"
Infinite: "Yes. Your last words."
Donut: "I'm going to make you eat those words."
Pastry: "Hey! Sonic said that! I'm going to make you eat those words!"
Pie: "I'm feeding your words to Sonic."
Popsicle: "Our names are of foods that can be fed to anyone."
Sauce: "Here to stop the endless loop."
Infinite: he turns the prison into a lava cave
The bunnies stopped and started flying
Infinite: "I'm not just a villain of the week. Remember, Sonic took me seriously."
Popsicle: she falls down the "lava", but does not get burnt "Seriously?"
The 10 bunnies attacked Infinite and they used their Mega Multishot Magnet Electric Ball Guns to attack Infinite
Infinite: he reflected the attacks back at the bunnies
The bunnies dodged them
Infinite: "You're annoying."
Meanwhile in Gigalopolis...
The Uber Butterfly Appears
Dash: "Whoa! It's an Uber Butterfly! What about the Uber Caterpillar?"
Eggman: "Ha! I made lots of them!"
The Uber Butterfly lays a lot of Caterkiller eggs
The Caterkillers hatch
Smash: "Eggman, you're about to be scrambled." she uses her hammer to hit the Caterkillers, sending them at the Uber Butterfly
Uber Butterfly: it drops more Caterkiller eggs
Smash: "I've gotta admit. This is one of your best Boss Badniks so far."
Uber Butterfly: it pollinates an Egg Serpentleaf
Dash: "Yikes! How many robots did Eggman send to this poor little city?"
Smash: "It's a big city, you idiot! It's Gigalopolis! Giga Metropolis!" she spins around with her hammer, sending the Caterkillers to the Egg Serpentleaf
Eggman: "Haha! Butterflies pollinate flowers, and put the pollen from the anther of this flower to its stigma, which is the entrance to my mech."
The Serpentleaf generates bombs
Smash: she reflects the bombs at the Egg Serpentleaf
The Egg Serpentleaf got destroyed
Flash: "We're not just brawns! We're brains too!"
Prison of the Egg
Candy: "So now that you're back, what do you do?"
Infinite: "I'm destroying Gigalopolis."
Gigalopolis
The bunnies flew to this place
Bash: he helped Smash send the Caterkillers at the Uber Butterfly
Infinite: he teleported to Gigalopolis and destroyed many buildings
Many soldiers ran to Infinite, but got killed after the buildings fell on them, and a lot of people were killed by Infinite's red cubes
Candy: she threw bombs at Infinite
Infinite: he deflected the attacks with his energy balls and shot lasers at the rabbits
The 10 of them dodged the attacks
Cake: she used her fireball mini-cannon to try hitting Infinite
Infinite: he dodged the attacks and created monsters everywhere
Dash: "Infinite?"
Smash: "Who is responsible for bringing him back? I heard this guy is so evil, he's one of the only villains Dad takes seriously!"
Custard: "We are."
Smash: "What? Why?"
Candy: "You have Eggman!"
Cookie: "Skye has Goldie!"
Cake: "The Junior Chaotix has the Junior Hooligans!"
Donut, Pastry, Pie, Popsicle, Pudding, and Sauce: "BUT WE DO NOT HAVE AN ENEMY! We don't have someone to be against. We don't have someone to fight. We don't have someone to bring the best in us. We don't have someone to challenge us! We don't have a purpose in our lives as geniuses!"
Cream: she stares in horror at what her daughters have done and was about to lash out at them
Cake: "Mom, there's much more to this! Did you hear what we said to Smash?"
Dash: "Cream, don't get angry at your daughters, please. I can kinda understand why they did this."
Cream: she took a deep breath and talked to her daughters "Cake, Candy, Cookie, Custard, Donut, Pastry, Pie, Popsicle, Pudding, and Sauce. You can have a purpose in life without an enemy. Your life may not be boring with Infinite around with the Phantom Ruby, but I'd rather have you have a boring life than have a life with danger. You don't need a foe. You don't need to use your smarts for fighting all the time. You can use it to fight evil, but you don't need a villain to make sure you use your smarts to fight evil. You can use your smarts to help people! Maybe you can invent something that will be revolutionary! Make a video game! Make a video game console! Entertaining can count as helping people, so maybe make a movie! Use your smarts to reduce economic problems in the city! What do you say?" she had a smile on her face
Cake: she looks at Infinite and looks back at Cream and repeats this 5 times
Dash: "You know what, Cake? I agree with Cream."
Smash: "Me too."
Cake: "You do know you're a hypocrite for saying that."
Flash: "We're not THAT thrill seeking!"
Crash: "We don't go as far as you did here."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they sigh
Cookie: "You know what, Mom?"
Candy: "We love fighting Infinite so much, but we love you much more than fighting Infinite. And making a video game console? That's a genius idea."
Cake, Candy, Cookie, Custard, Donut, Pastry, Pie, Popsicle, Pudding, and Sauce: "We accept."
Crash: he homing attacks the Uber Butterfly
Uber Butterfly: it shoots spikes at Crash
Smash: she spins around with her hammer and reflects the spikes at the Uber Butterfly
The Uber Butterfly crashed onto the Egg Serpentleaf
Eggman: "NOOOOOOO! I HATE THOSE HEDGEHOGS!" he escaped
Sonic: he homing attacks Infinite multiple times
Amy: she throws hammers at Infinite
Infinite: he deflected the hammers with his red cubes
Gloria and Tony: "Did we miss the party?"
Sonic: "Wow! Even I'm not that thrill seeking. You have to treat this guy seriously!"
Tony: "You're a hypocrite for saying that."
Gloria: "I agree with my brother. Also, Sonic, be thankful we aren't as thrill seeking as your kids are!"
Amy: she gasps
Tangle: "But Gloria is right."
Amy: she gasps even more
Whisper and Gadget: "Tangle, let's focus on getting that jackal."
Tangle: "Right!"
Gloria: "Hey, Tony! Multielemental Weapon ready? We're about to do a combo!"
Infinite: "How are you so fearless?"
Gloria: "I fought you once."
Tony: "Let's do it!"
Gloria: "Bomb! Cube! Eagle! Laser! Hover! Quake! Lightning! Ghost! Rhythm! Rocket! Spikes! Burst! Drill! Asteroid!"
Tony: "Ice! Lightning! Water! Rock! Fire! Plants! Wind! Acid!"
Gloria: at the same time as Tony "Let's do this, bro!"
Tony: at the same time as Gloria "Let's do this, sis!"
Sonic and Amy: they grabbed Gloria and Tony's arms as Gloria and Tony grabbed each other's arms too
Sonic, Amy, Gloria, and Tony: "ELEMENTAL FINAL COLOR BLASTER WITH A QUADRUPLE BOOST!"
The 4 dashed at Infinite and destroyed him
Infinite: "NOOO! I WILL BE BACK! Wait, I'm disappearing? CURSE YOU!" he exploded into many red cubes
The people of Gigalopolis cheered
Gloria: "And you said that not treating him seriously is a bad thing?"
Sonic: "Well, I'm not as thrill seeking as you are, though."
Tangle: "Me neither."
Tails: "You're off the hook this time, but it's only because it's your first time, and you seem to have learned from this experience."
The 10 girls sigh of relief
Cream: "Nah, they should be grounded for a week. But only a week due to them seemingly have learned from this experience."
Cake, Cookie, and Candy: "Fine by us."
Cream: "Wait, no! What you did was terrible! You deserve a month of grounding!"
Cake, Cookie, and Candy: "Aww..."
Cream: "But there is one thing I will let you do."
10 Rabbits: "What?"
Cream: "Make that video game like you promised."
10 Rabbits: "OK!"
2 Months Later...
Cake: "We did it! We made a widely acclaimed game in 2 months!"
Candy: "Take that, Hatcom! We made a widely acclaimed game in 2 months!"
The End!
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