Treehouse of Horror XXXI/Quotes

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(Intro + Episode Began)
: Chief Wiggum: Now, listen up, we've got an election to run, under the strict supervision of heavily-medicated octogenarians.
: Old Jewish man: I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID. Twelve if you're a Democrat.
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(End Intro, cut to Cemetery, Daphne Blake is walking) 
: Daphne Blake: Every night, Pandemic strikes about a mean man named Donald Trump. I'm Daphne Blake, Tonight I'm going to tell you three stories, I called it Tales from the Treehouse of Horror 31. I begin tonight with... 
: Maggie: Daphne? Are you host your own show?
: Daphne Blake: Of course. 
: Maggie: You know, the show is scary and might prefer to listen to the old The War of the Worlds broadcast on the radio NPR.
: Daphne Blake: I don't think so. 
: Maggie: (grumbles)
: Daphne Blake: We begin tonight when Toy Story was release in 1995 which I called it Toy Gory.
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(Toy Gory Began)
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:Radioactive Man: (Bart put him into the microwave and turned it on, one of his eyes popped out, he groaned) Insides melting. Decals loosening. (He groaned again) I will have my re— (He choked and melted)
:Marge: (She walked to the kitchen) Homer, always put a paper towel over— (The microwave exploded) It’s wine time. (She drank it)
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:Lisa: (She ran outside to find Bart next to the treehouse) Bart? Bart? What happened to you? 
:Bart: (As a toy, Lisa pulled his cord handle) I’m Bart Simpson. Let’s watch what you want to watch. (Lisa screamed, and she ran inside the house.)
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:Homer: Bart, son, speak to me.
:Bart: (As a toy) I’m Bart Simpson. I Love my mother and father.
:Marge: Oh! We lost him. (She and Homer sobbed, Homer ate Bart’s brain) No.
:(Randy Newman sang The End of Bart, a few pictures are shown, a message appeared ‘Don’t Buy Toys’, Ended Toy Gory)
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:Daphne Blake: (walking in the Cemetery at night) On Halloween night, Homer is working late at the nuclear power plant. Marge calls and asks where the Halloween candy is. Homer checks the security cameras and finds out that he ate the candy. Homer mistakes it for a vending machine, and Homers from other dimensions come out. Even Mr. Burns and Smithers come from other dimensions! (sees her heart beating fast) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (running away with her heart beating fast) My heart is beating too fast for everyone to hear! Which I called Into the Homer-Verse! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(Into the Homer-Verse Began)
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:Blue Cat Homer: Exit Stage Right!!! 
:Detective Nori Homer: You can't stop us corpse blossom! There's one of you and six of us.
: Barbara Bear Homer: Hey Boo Boo! Let's go steal a Pic-anic Meal!
:Blue Cat Homer: Heavens to Murgatroid!
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(Ended Into the Homer-Verse)
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(Be Nine, Rewind Began)
:Daphne Blake: (feeling her heart beating in the Cemetery at night) Today is Lisa's Birthday, she is feeling nine. Which I called, Be Kind, Rewind. (evil laughing)
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:Ralph: I can burp magic!
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:Sherri and Terri: Are we that predictable?
:Lisa: (She gasped) I changed what happened, which means I can change my fate. Sorry, Milhouse. (She moved him to the spot where the car was.)
:Milhouse: (The car hits him, He flew away.) My inside’s full of owies!
:Patty: (In the car with Gil) Okay, you killed a kid. You better do really well on the written portion.
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(Ended Be Nine, Rewind, End episode)
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