Snitch Cards: Hearts

== 2 of Hearts ==
Bonville
Staff Sergeant Bonville was one of the True Sons who executed unarmed civilians who were waiting to be transported to Roosevelt Island. There is a standard warrant for his arrest for fifteen counts of homicide.
== 3 of Hearts ==
Greystoke
Staff Sergeant Greystoke is wanted for five counts of second degree murder for her actions at the Stockade.
== 4 of Hearts ==
Harrington
Specialist Harrington was one of the True Sons who planned the attack on the Castle. He was on patrol when Captain Wilson was taken care of. I'd really like to see his name get scratched off the list.
== 5 of Hearts ==
Neville
There is a special place in hell for people like Specialist Neville. This motherfucker, doused an animal shelter with DC-62. So many puppies and bunnies died that day.
== 6 of Hearts ==
Stanley
Corporal Stanley is wanted for negligent homicide, for his role in the deaths of thirty-three patients a CERA clinic who were given placebos in place of anti-viral medication.
== 7 of Hearts ==
Tyrell
Corporal Tyrell is an outstanding of the True Sons. This jackass is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocent civilians thanks to the efficiency of goddamn turrets.
== 8 of Hearts ==
Schwartz
Say what you want about Lieutenant Schwartz, but she throws that shit like an Olympic shot-putter. She may be a Latina, but after she became Schwartz and converted to Judaism, she seems hellbent on preforming late stage bris before her male victims meet their maker.
== 9 of Hearts ==
Donne
Lieutenant Donne is wanted in connection to a murder-suicide, after filing for divorce from her husband John.
== 10 of Hearts ==
Matthews
I'm not religious, but I believe some people are born assholes. Captain Matthews is one. This asshole thinks it's funny to use kids for target practice. Let's give him diarrhea.
== Jack of Hearts ==
Edwards
Sergeant Edwards thinks he's like a fucking wizard or something. He tells people he knows how they will die because the spirts talk to him. Yeah, when you pull the trigger it's not the fucking "spirits".
== Queen of Hearts ==
Hastings
Well, well Mrs. Hastings. This sniper will steal your heart. Like, she will shoot you in the heart, and you will die. Most snipers go for headshots, but she prefers a hollow point to the heart.
== King of Hearts ==
Coppini
Major Coppini is a major dick. I fucking hate this guy. Most of the time he sends his lackeys to do his dirty work, but when he gets his hands dirty, he gets them filthy. I heard he once shot a dude in the face. That dude shit his pants, and he put the shit in the mouth of another dude before he shot him in the face. Like, who the fuck does that?
== Ace of Hearts ==
Wyatt
I hear before he came to D.C. and joined the True Sons, Major Wyatt was mayor of a small icy town in the mid-west. He was a fucking clown then and he's fucking clown now. Being mayor doesn't mean shit, and the only thing "major" about him, is he's a major dick.