カニカニカーニバル (Kani Kani Carnival)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
K・A・N・I・K・A・N・I 	K・A・N・I・K・A・N・I 	K・A・N・I・K・A・N・I
K・A・N・I・K・A・N・I 	K・A・N・I・K・A・N・I 	K・A・N・I・K・A・N・I
 	 	
「ニンゲン達はどうやらあれやこれやと 	"ningentachi wa douyara are ya kore ya to 	“Humans are apparently busy
悩んでることに忙しいらしい。」 	nayanderu koto ni isogashii rashii." 	thinking about this and that.”
「アタマが良すぎて苦しんでんの？」 	"atama ga yosugite kurushinden no?" 	“Are they suffering from being too smart?”
「そう。頭の中だけで。」 	"sou. atama no naka dake de." 	“Yes, from only what goes on in their head.”
 	 	
問題要素の一つでもこしらえたなら 	mondai youso no hitotsu demo koshiraeta nara 	If we were to have even one problem,
明日への不安だけで精一杯さ 	ashita e no fuan dake de seiippai sa 	we’ll be occupied with only the worries about the next day
焦燥感や不満に泡を吹いてんなら 	shousoukan ya fuman ni awa o fuiten nara 	If you’re foaming at the mouth from things like frustration or dissatisfaction,
さぁ カニカニカーニバル 	saa kani kani kaanibaru 	let’s Crab Crab Carnival
 	 	
嫌いなものと嫌なことだけで 	kirai na mono to iya na koto dake de 	If you’re gonna stuff your head with
頭埋め尽くすくらいならば 	atama umetsukusu kurai naraba 	things you detest and don’t want,
そんな脳味噌　蟹味噌になっちゃえ！ 	sonna noumiso kanimiso ni nacchae! 	then I’m gonna turn that brain into crab innards!Because pun on brain (nou-miso) and crab innards (kani-miso)
 	 	
カニカニDancingカーニバル　 	kani kani Dancing kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Dancing Carnival
わたし 蟹ガール 	watashi kani gaaru 	I am crab girl
その「憂い」を切り取りにきた 	sono "urei" o kiritori ni kita 	I came to snip away that “sorrow” of yours
カニカニチョッキンカーニバル 	kani kani chokkin kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Snipping Carnival
きっとなるようになる 	kitto naru you ni naru 	I’m sure things will just work out like they always do
「心配」は御無用　まとめて全部裁断！ 	"shinpai" wa omuyou matomete zenbu saidan! 	No need for “worries” ‘cause I’ll snip it all away!
 	 	
「ニンゲン達はどうやら他の誰かと 	"ningentachi wa douyara hoka no dareka to 	“Humans apparently compare themselves to others
比べて存在意義を測るみたいだ」 	kurabete sonzai igi o hakaru mitai da" 	to measure their existential worth.”
「ダメ人間では生きちゃいけないの？」 	"dame ningen de wa ikicha ikenai no?" 	“Are people not allowed to live if they’re useless?”
「さぁ？そんなことはないだろう」 	"saa? sonna koto wa nai darou" 	“Beats me, I doubt that’s the case.”
 	 	
歩んでくのが嫌んなってしまったのは 	ayundeku no ga iyan natte shimatta no wa 	The reason why you feel you don’t want to continue forward
自分に敗者の烙印押したせいだ 	jibun ni haisha no rakuin oshita sei da 	is because you’ve labeled yourself a loser
損得 優劣 勝敗に惑う前に 	sontoku yuuretsu shouhai ni madou mae ni 	Before you’re bewildered by merits, talents, and competition—
娯楽 極楽 道楽 	goraku gokuraku douraku 	go seek paradise, pleasure, and hobbiesThere’s a famous crab restaurant named kani (crab) douraku (hobbies)
 	 	
自分の価値を高めるために 	jibun no kachi o takameru tame ni 	You don’t have to struggle with so much
あれこれと足掻いたりしなくても 	arekore to agaitari shinakute mo 	to make yourself more valuable,
楽しいことは沢山あるもんな 	tanoshii koto wa takusan aru monna 	because there are so many other fun things to do
 	 	
カニカニDancingカーニバル 	kani kani Dancing kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Dancing Carnival
ゆくぜ！蟹ガール 	yuku ze! kani gaaru 	Here I come! Crab girl
思考をまるごと切り落とせ 	shikou o marugoto kiriotose 	Snip away their thinking entirely
カニカニチョッキンカーニバル 	kani kani chokkin kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Snipping Carnival
みんなバカニなる 	minna baka ni naru 	Everyone becrab stupidCrab pun (supposed to be become)
心配は不可能　禍福はUp side down 	shinpai wa fukanou kafuku wa Up side down 	It’s impossible to worry, misfortune and fortune are upside down
 	 	
ニンゲンってやつは滑稽だ 	ningen tte yatsu wa kokkei da 	Humans are amusing
優れた論理能力で首を絞めて 	sugureta ronri nouryoku de kubi o shimete 	They strangle themselves with their outstanding comprehension abilities
苦しくないかい？全部忘れてしまえ! 	kurushikunai kai? zenbu wasurete shimae! 	But isn’t that suffocating? Just forget it all!
 	 	
カニカニDancingカーニバル 	kani kani Dancing kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Dancing Carnival
わたし蟹ガール 	watashi kani gaaru 	I am crab girl
その「憂い」を切り取りにきた 	sono "urei" o kiritori ni kita 	I came to snip away that “sorrow” of yours
カニカニチョッキンカーニバル 	kani kani chokkin kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Snipping Carnival
たまにゃ尻軽　列から逸れて横歩き 	tama nya shirigaru retsu kara sorete yoko aruki	Sometimes feeling frivolous, I stray from the line and start walking sideways
 	 	
カニカニDancingカーニバル 	kani kani Dancing kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Dancing Carnival
踊れ!　City girl!! 	odore! City girl!! 	Dance! City girl!!
今この時だけ無我夢中 	ima kono toki dake mugamuchuu 	Just for this instance, be immersed
カニカニチョッキンカーニバル 	kani kani chokkin kaanibaru 	Crab Crab Snipping Carnival
きっとなるようになる 	kitto naru you ni naru 	I’m sure things will just work out like they always do
心配は御無用　まとめて全部裁断！ 	shinpai wa omuyou matomete zenbu saidan! 	No need for “worries” ‘cause I’ll snip it all away!
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
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